Let's NOPE! || Silent Hill f's in the chat

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 jacqui_lantern234: hope yall are doing well ^_^
 saucemaster5000: I have a bagel sammich so yes
 lochnessseammonster: f
ButButTheJesus: f
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 You as well and you are loved unconditionally
 lochnessseammonster: evening gamers  
ButButTheJesus: @jacqui_lantern234 i ate too many donuts!
Spades_Slicc: We respect Silent Hill so much here
 I_Am_Clockwork: I'm doing okay. I will be doing much better once this stew finishes stewing
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @I_Am_Clockwork What kind of stew?
 jacqui_lantern234: @Thefluffiestguineapig you didnt need to tell me this for me to feel this 
ButButTheJesus: @Spades_Slicc yep this stream remembers all the lore and pays attention to critical scenes
 e_bloc: I hope everyone is prepared to be shot
 jacqui_lantern234: @ButButTheJesus i dont understand, there's no such thing 
ButButTheJesus: 
 raulghoulia: hey is it still gobbler season at wawa?
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ButButTheJesus: @raulghoulia damn well better be
 RealGamerCow: I remember she's never going to get her 500 yen back
ItsThugDimmadome: @I_Am_Clockwork What kinda stew you got going? 
 e_bloc: sure fucking is
 Molator: 
 neisan2112:   
 JKBalch: @e_bloc I've got my red shirt on for it
NicotineRobot: I can never make it live, let's go!
 Thefluffiestguineapig:    
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Kentosaurus:   
 GamerCat88: lets go
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 e_bloc: I'm here for the e's
 Molator:  
 Omthebox: Breath in what
 saucemaster5000: Ben farted
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Let's hear it for the Ds
 SnackPak_: are we stinky again?
ButButTheJesus: pumpkin spice?
 jacqui_lantern234: HAI ADAM HAI BENBEN 
 Omthebox: Common misconception
 e_bloc: gobbler?
 shendaras: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 lochnessseammonster: hyperactive noses
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mavenu_nim:  howdy everyone
 SnackPak_: allergies are the weighted workout suit for smelling
 thesimbiote: Allergies can bless you with the ability to smell the nasty stuff in your sinuses
 lochnessseammonster: i'm gonna start describing my allergies that way 
 e_bloc: I prefer to think he's Kevin Nash's Oz
 saucemaster5000: Heck I'd take Okayman
 GamerCat88: any day now it will happen
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 jacqui_lantern234: LMFAO OK I REALLY NEED THIS THOUGH
 saucemaster5000: "wait NO ONE else can hear everyone?"
 Kentosaurus: "I thought I was allergic to green rocks"
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: And parting his hair the other way
 Dog_of_Myth: Everyone is busy looking at their phones
 I_Am_Clockwork: @ItsThugDimmadome By belated answer is "Beef stew" with potatoes and veggies and such.
 SolarBlitz1: The change in clothes, hair and glasses does work in the real world too
 Lockraemono: hi
 Aceviru: I'm down for SuperBen
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes
 lochnessseammonster: it's like when you only find out you're neurodivergent in your 30s
 saucemaster5000: hello you ding dongs
 uneactrice: missed
 SnackPak_: it was terrible
 GamerCat88: just head... echo noise
 jacqui_lantern234: YES I DID MISS YOU
 Molator: it was agony
vinopinguino: Ben still have some of that sandwich?
 frank_the_great: Smells like a Silent f(art)
 lochnessseammonster: i did!
 chanterelleton: Hello boys
 raulghoulia: graham and alex don't even ban anyone
 jacqui_lantern234: CAUSE YALL ARE DELIGHTFUL
ItsThugDimmadome: @I_Am_Clockwork Ah hell yeah
 betweenmyself: Hey!  I’m not that little… 
 gibbousm: I mean, in Clark's defense, a mutual friend came over a punched me cheating my girlfriend because they saw me kissing someone else. The someone else was my girlfriend with her hair down instead of in a ponytail
 Mr_Horrible: bro that shit hits
 couchboyj: Back to the slop trough!
 Omthebox: Gas station rotato hot dog
 GamerCat88: da clurb
 JKBalch: You keep the club hype going
 jacqui_lantern234: OK BUT THAT SHIT GOES HARD
 lochnessseammonster: so the BEST meal
 Lockraemono: hits good
 saucemaster5000: Yo that shit rocks
 e_bloc: 2 a.m. gobbler
ButButTheJesus: yass pl
oberon939: Go back to the clurb
 Dog_of_Myth: Eat that giant sandwich
ButButTheJesus: pls
 Lockraemono: was one ur mom's lol
 Scy_Anide: I think Ben & Adam are the PB&J
 frank_the_great: As an American, I am imagining a burger
 lochnessseammonster: hell yeah
 SnackPak_: we had Albertacos
 GamerCat88: when feeling adventurous, get the gas station sushi
 I_Am_Clockwork: I used to do 2:00 am Late Night Munchie Meals at jack'n'the'box back in college
 Dog_of_Myth: nah, these bois are the Waffle House of LRR
 saucemaster5000: Was there a third slice?
 TehAmelie: my favorite theory is where the Daily Planet all think Clark is an undocumented immigrant and help cover for him
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Probably due to the fights
 lochnessseammonster: we had one near my campus opened til 4am... it was great
 neisan2112: Drunk Whataburger 
 artdecosunburn: Do they have Sonics for late night food in BC? Or Waffle Houses?
 LostThePirate: Y’all are diner pancakes at 3am
vinopinguino: Guess there won't be a third slice...
 Lockraemono: rip foot long
 I_Am_Clockwork: stay up all night working on a project at the computer lab, then go out for hot, greazy fries and nugs or tacos
 Lockraemono: do yall call it a meter long
 7gorobei: subwayverse taking a beating here
 lochnessseammonster: f's in chat for pita pit
 saucemaster5000: suboptimalway
 neisan2112: Hell yeah Schwarma over Subway!!
 GamerCat88: the subway verse is imploding
 RealGamerCow: we love to see shwarma places taking over subways
 TheAlanHeffley: 3am White Castle
 lochnessseammonster: @saucemaster5000 
 RealGamerCow: I found a new shwarma place, and I'm so happy
 saucemaster5000: I listen to a podcast that goes to a yearly kebab awards show
 lochnessseammonster: that's just called ottawa
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 SquareDotCube: the hugest of meat spins
 TehAmelie: Clark looks just like Superman? get out of here. Clark disappears whenever there's a whiff of police? nah you didn't see anything.
 NotCainNorAbel: he hits back with 'which one the one in Toronto or New York?"
 SnackPak_: Edmonton
vinopinguino: Schwarma convention in my mouth
 lochnessseammonster: no it's definitely in ottawa
 lochnessseammonster: 
 frank_the_great: May I see it?
 Mr_Horrible: 
thefightnerd: chapli is the new shwarma in NYC
 saucemaster5000: we stan big sloppies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @thefightnerd The fuck is chapli?
 Mr_Horrible: I'd be fucked if it wasn't walkable where I live
 jacqui_lantern234: imagine walkable cities
 I_Am_Clockwork: what do you put on your sloppy burger? What's your sloppy toppies?
 RealGamerCow: people in cities: "I can't go there, it's 2 blocks out of my way" Me in the country "That restaurant is only 30 minutes away by car"
 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible you don't have a professor x chair?
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vinopinguino: My Texan mind can't comprehend 😫
thefightnerd: @Thefluffiestguineapig it's a flat meat kabob, been taking over Queens and spreading to the other boroughs
 tdapenguin: Ben is very right!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
 jacqui_lantern234: WHAT THE SHIT
 jacqui_lantern234: SHOYURIPPA
 GamerCat88: that could have been Adam's Superman awakening moment
 Thefluffiestguineapig: SHOYUKEN
 betweenmyself: “Ah, my car!” 
 NotCainNorAbel: they wanted the mirror back
 jacqui_lantern234: GOOD
 Lockraemono: nice
 SquareDotCube: forget the car, you should be able to publicly destroy their drivers license
 SnackPak_: hell yeah brother
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
KWardJenx: Graham stopped and made sure he was alright
thefightnerd: the food trucks fighting over chapli supremacy have been wild. slashed tires, fires, fistacuffs!
 vinewood_og: Ewwww, I ran over another streamer....
ButButTheJesus: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There you go, hit them with the disappointment
 RealGamerCow: "this man is enormous, he will hunt me down like the T1000. I better apologize"
 lamina5432: Jersey drivers
 neisan2112: They're not gamers I see?
ButButTheJesus: ben YES we have that too
 Lockraemono: that's me walking
 saucemaster5000: I used to describe Washington State drivers as cats taped to the wheel while a racoon works the pedals
PhuzNutz: Aaawwww right! The [Spoopy] boys are back!
ButButTheJesus: its like they think they're in a parking lot
mjuukis: make me feel something
 Aceviru: Adam is built different
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam you would go INSANE in a hospital
 betweenmyself: Could you just isekai me to someplace that makes sense?
 artdecosunburn: The one constant of modern urban culture is that every city thinks their drivers are uniquely the worst.
 SnackPak_: what an amazing idea, calling in sad
 jacqui_lantern234: i hate that this isnt normalized tbh
 Lockraemono: soup
 Lockraemono: what's stew
 jacqui_lantern234: IM AT SOUP
 shendaras: soup fund 
vinopinguino: Can you call in hungry?
 TehAmelie: having a case of the morbs today, boss
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 darkcyril: @artdecosunburn As someone who drives in multiple cities every day, this is correct.
 saucemaster5000: ERM ACKSHUALLY
 jacqui_lantern234: THICC SOUPP
ButButTheJesus: THICC STEW
 lochnessseammonster: 
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Stew is a sub-category of Soup
 e_bloc: 
 LostThePirate: I mean, it's just sensible as an entertainer to be able to call out sad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @artdecosunburn No, the state of the US I live in is the worst parts of rural driving plus the worst parts of city driving combined. It's not unique but it is terrifying
 Dog_of_Myth: Thicc Soup or Thin Stew
 Kramburger: I've had to spend time in hospital while selling my body to medicine, the trick is to bring a laptop, book, and your switch
 Diabore: if the liquid is thick, you got a stew going
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 I_Am_Clockwork: I am making stew right now
ButButTheJesus: i prefer thicc, i don't like broth
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69
 I_Am_Clockwork: it's sitting in my crock pot... tantalizing me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus I'm very picky about my broth
 SnackPak_: nothing wring with a good stock
 saucemaster5000: Hell yeah ben!
 Blip2004: thats more a sign of the times
Notamys3000: it's good soup though!
 Mr_Horrible: they're the same impulse
 JKBalch: Plus it keeps them safe from Remi
 frank_the_great: Meal prep def scratches that "adulting" itch
 doubleo21: So many uses for good stock
PhuzNutz: I feel like stew is more about the thickness/viscosity of the broth more than anything.
vinopinguino: Four bears
 saucemaster5000: nah dude I tell my clients to do that all the time
dabudder: that does absolutely make you old ben but youre not wrong for it
 Mr_Horrible: it's an Old Person thing, but also good to to
 svenning28: if it didn't taste good would you still save the bones?
 jacqui_lantern234: lmao
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 GamerCat88: where they 4 bears in a trench coat
ButButTheJesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig unless its like cheezy potato broth, then i can put it on crackers or something
 7gorobei: 4 bear cooks fine dining
 Kramburger: Cam slammed someone on bluesky the other day for making a serge joke
 SquareDotCube: but are the forbears forefathers?
PhuzNutz: Coffee?! This time o night??
 e_bloc: It's for the best
 Lockraemono: 67
 RealGamerCow: So Ben, did you sign up for Desert Bus Night Watch before or after you became a morning person?
 frank_the_great: I'm people
 betweenmyself: Alert!  Somebody is stealing “YOUR THING”!
 Omthebox: That's why I post stupid shit. So Adam reads it
 Kramburger: Who?
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 saucemaster5000: sick
 jacqui_lantern234: no wonder i get ignored so fucking much!!!
 Omthebox: So true
 saucemaster5000: damn
 SnackPak_: scatter!
ButButTheJesus: oh right
PhuzNutz: Just don't say the b-word
vinopinguino: What about
 I_Am_Clockwork: safe
thefightnerd: my christian name is hamburger helper
 neisan2112: Yeah right?
 Mr_Horrible: like some kind of burger
vinopinguino: Drink names
MWGNZ:  
 TheAlanHeffley: Uh oh....
dabudder: so adam when you decide to antagonize people in chat its a love languange?
 frank_the_great: Frank is a name name, not a hotdog
 GamerCat88: haha
 JKBalch: Line up against the wall chat!
 kingandcommoner: Imagine all the food names, scrolling by through your chat
 Kramburger: GET A ROOM
 Mr_Horrible: hnnnnnnnnnng
 lochnessseammonster: 
 jacqui_lantern234: @saucemaster5000 GET GOT, SHITLORD 
vinopinguino: Clip it
 7gorobei: leg it you mooks
 e_bloc: Let's do it
 Dog_of_Myth: Let's go!!!
 measureofhope: three streams I want to watch and only two screens, what do
 Mr_Horrible: @Kramburger they're in a room
 lamina5432: before the wheel?
 Omthebox: Its not me
 Kentosaurus: praise the wheel
 GamerCat88: gurd ur loins
 ProcyonFlynn:  - do it!
 Aceviru: Let's go!
Spades_Slicc: Shoot us!!
 WokenClick: I'm never here live let's see if I'm lucky
 Mr_Horrible: smoked, like a brisket
 Omthebox: I'm untouchable
 jacqui_lantern234: LETS GOOOOO
RebekahWSD: Hm
 neisan2112:      
 lochnessseammonster:   
 jacqui_lantern234: CMON J
 SolarBlitz1: Alright boys time to hit the high
PhuzNutz: Woot Woot!!
 xantos69: Never shot
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 ShaneLeeAtk: Pepper smokage??
 neisan2112:   
Khasi1596: do it
 I_Am_Clockwork: ruh roh
 Lockraemono: 
  Simriel: Wouldn't be me.
 definenull: Oo a toughie
 SnackPak_: he knows who
ghyllnox: It ain't November yet
 lochnessseammonster: 
 GamerCat88: haha
 ikiusen_: oof
 kingandcommoner: o7
 Mr_Horrible: well, rip itira
NimrodXIV: o7
 neisan2112:    
 lamina5432: o7
 Blip2004: bye clockwork
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Won't be me
 SnackPak_: o7
 MrSarkhan: Safe again
 Kramburger: HAHAHAHAHAHA
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 Omthebox: Who got shot
 Saintnex: o7
 WiJohn: o7
 Aceviru: O7
 Kentosaurus: o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
MWGNZ: o7
 ShaneLeeAtk: o7
 frank_the_great: I live another day
 LostThePirate: Welp
 jacqui_lantern234: o7
 I_Am_Clockwork: o7
 Mr_Horrible: o7
 Kramburger: o7
Spades_Slicc: 07
PhuzNutz: o7
 JKBalch: o7
 saucemaster5000: o7
 1QUIZ1: o7
 e_bloc: o7
 lochnessseammonster: o7
 underhill33: o7
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 GamerCat88: o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 vinewood_og: o7
 definenull: o7
 uneactrice: lulz
oberon939: O7
YeOldeMark: o7
ghyllnox: o7
 frank_the_great: o7
 SolarBlitz1: o7
 doubleo21: o7
 PhorrestGaze: pewpew
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 far2muchsarcasm: o7
 ArdCollider: o7
 Omthebox: oooooh
 otakubox0: o7
 PhorrestGaze: o7
Misslinnythebaker: O7
vinopinguino: o7
Darth_Litigious: o7
 7gorobei: o7
 CaptainSpam: o7
ItsThugDimmadome: o7
 lochnessseammonster: goodbye friend!
 RealGamerCow: 07
 Omthebox: o7
 Incandescent_Zubat: o7
 wedge_x: o7
 neisan2112: 
 xantos69: o7
 darkcyril: o7
ButButTheJesus: 
 Mr_Horrible: they're calling it the Most Called Shot Ever
  theambivalentagender: O7
Kelazi5: o7
 shendaras: 
vinopinguino: That was a targeted strike
 Mr_Horrible: 
 wishiwassleeping: o7
KWardJenx: o7
 Dog_of_Myth: Everyone saw that coming
 RealGamerCow: Madness did a Ska version of this song
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dabudder: this is the best stream ever
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 e_bloc: They are the best of us
PhuzNutz: @RealGamerCow wah!!!
 far2muchsarcasm: been a while
 lochnessseammonster: it gets a lot of us to chat
 Mr_Horrible: this is how Adam settles his Book Of Grudges
 GamerCat88: haha he has a burn book
  Sarah_Serinde: calling out lurkers is BM anyway
aClonedPickle: aha, smart wait there zubat
 definenull: Adam has a hitlist
 Omthebox: Some people are on that list more than once
 Kramburger: Adam's book of grudges
 Fanklok: Is Adam a dwarf?
 kumatsu: the giant-ass encyclopedia
 I_Am_Clockwork: I'm good at staying out of the limelight for juuuust longenough to dodge
 e_bloc: If it hits e and it's not me I'll be so disappointed
 artdecosunburn: As someone who only casually catches this program, I did not expect Grieg. I have no idea what is going on.
 SnackPak_: Adam's version of Death Note
 darkcyril: @Mr_Horrible His Death Note
 SquareDotCube: scroll, the length makes it comedic
 far2muchsarcasm: wait, what did i do then?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam's composition notebook of individual grudges to settle
 Mazrae: Adam has a rolladex full of names
 wedge_x: you shouldn't it's so bad
ItsThugDimmadome: fair
 Lockraemono: aww
 RealGamerCow: He's good in that movie
 wedge_x: source: I worked on it
 I_Am_Clockwork: I feel you adam
 saucemaster5000: The grinch is a LOT of jim carrey doin jim carrey
 Diabore: my claim to fame is that im well known enough that i got shot immediately when it rolled D
 kingandcommoner: I think I like the Cumberbatch grinch a bit more
 Fanklok: Jim Carrey probably nothings you
 I_Am_Clockwork: I still quote the Jim Carry grinch movie constantly
 s1ck1y: timothy chalamet looks too much like himself
ItsThugDimmadome: Adam, it's cuz he's green isn't it?
 lochnessseammonster: my sister calls the grinch peak cinema and will go on at length if it ever is mentioned 
 I_Am_Clockwork: "Jury duty, jury duty, blackmail, eviction notice, pink slip" lives rent free in my brain
 uneactrice: The Mask
 kingandcommoner: The Mask
 SolarBlitz1: Jim Carrey can be over the top for some people, but he makes a great Eggman
 UnkeptFlea: timothee chalamet Grinch would be a weird time
  theambivalentagender: When I was a kid the Jim Carry grimxh
 GamerCat88: i still quote the Mask
 SnackPak_: remember fire marshal Bill?
 saucemaster5000: tommy lee jones famously HATED jim carrey
 TheAlanHeffley: Don't watch Copper Mountain, Adam
 Kentosaurus: tommy lee jones apparently hate jim carrey
 7gorobei: tommy lee jones hated carrey
 Kramburger: Tommy Lee Jones HATED Jim Carey in that movie
PhuzNutz: @RealGamerCow You are my new hero! So stoked for Skalloween at the Turf Club this year.
  theambivalentagender: When I was a kid the Jim Carry grinch scared the crap out of me
ButButTheJesus: @SnackPak_ LEME SHOWYA SHOMTHIN
 lochnessseammonster: this is my happy face
vinopinguino: He looked old in the Fugitive
 artdecosunburn: Tommy Lee Jones and Al Gore were college roommates.
 saucemaster5000: He said to jim carrey "I cannot abide your buffonery"
 kumatsu: now I'm thinking about those Tommy Lee Jones Japanese Coffee commercials
 vinewood_og: "I can not sanction your buffoonery."
 Fanklok: I could never remember Tommy Lee Jones' name so I would laways call him "That old guy that does the look over the paper"
 Diabore: he didnt enjoy his brand of "tomfoolery" iirc
 SnackPak_: that'd be wild
 GamerCat88: lmao
dabudder: LMAO
 uneactrice: nooooo Man on the Moon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
 Darleysam: I mean, Tommy Lee Jones looks like he's having fun in Men In Black
letsbelgo: TIL Tommy Lee Jones Really Hated Working With Jim Carrey while filming Batman Forever. Jim Carrey said hello to him during the set and Tommy Lee's response was "'I hate you. I really don't like you... I cannot sanction your buffoonery!"
 betweenmyself: Adam can break the trend and watch only the Jim Carey movies nobody likes…  like Cableguy
 wedge_x: anyway watch the Ron Howard Grinch if you want to see the Whos of Whoville have a key party
PhuzNutz: Man on the Moon
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ArdCollider: I was visiting my in-laws once and FIL informed me that Tommy Lee Jones pays his bills on time; I guess some of his friends help dude out with his house.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He would be correct in that case
 WiJohn: Riddle me this tommy lee jones shut the fuck up jim
vinopinguino: He committed a lot of crimes
Khasi1596: shame jim carrey's an antivaxer
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 betweenmyself: Jimothy!
 RealGamerCow: Alan!
 saucemaster5000: jim is my dad's name
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: They do it in the original Star Trek quite a bit
 SquareDotCube: jim jim jaroo
 Kramburger: New horror game idea: you're actor and you're trapped in the studio by a method actor asshole
 Fanklok: Jimbo, Jimbag, Jimmy Jam
 I_Am_Clockwork: I'm not jimmy jim jim jim jim... HE's Jimmy jim jimy jim jim
 Mr_Horrible: @Kramburger I mean this is almost Fort Frolic in Bioshock
 lamina5432: Mary poppins is good
 far2muchsarcasm: education lacking here
Mai_Andra: "Dammit, Jim!"
 lochnessseammonster: adam it's so good!
 kingandcommoner: Jim Jimothy Jim Jimothy Jimmy Jimbo
  QuixoticScrivener: we could watch it now
  theambivalentagender: I call my friend Tom Tomathan sometimes
 Mazrae: Just hearing Jim! I just got "Dang it Jim, I'm a doctor not a x"
 I_Am_Clockwork: billy bones
vinopinguino: Sweet summer child Adam
 SolarBlitz1: Okay that one you should watch this christmas
 lochnessseammonster: billy connoly
 Kramburger: Billy Connely
 tdapenguin: Dead Jim, mostly-dead jim
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mazrae That's what I think of too
 I_Am_Clockwork: onkay, new movie for you Adam
  QuixoticScrivener: Treasure planet
 xantos69: Bro
 I_Am_Clockwork: Muppet Treasure Island is FANTASTIC
ButButTheJesus: uncultured swine!
 SnackPak_: I;m with you Adam
 jacqui_lantern234: no, adam, there are fuckin ones of you
 uneactrice: Adam
 Mr_Horrible: Treasure Planet slaps
Pteraspidomorphi: Underrated
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ADAM
DragaFireHawk: You're killing me here smalls
 tdapenguin: Muppet treasure island is great.
 doubleo21: there’s a muppet version of treasure island
 raulghoulia: adam sprouted fully formed three years ago
 kingandcommoner: basically
 Sogheim: Treasure Planet is Treasure Island IN SPACE
 betweenmyself: make a Muppets movie where the characters are at risk of dying horribly…   Adam will watch that movie.
 lochnessseammonster: it was good!
 PhorrestGaze: SPACE
 Mr_Horrible: and caused a non-zero number of furry awakenings
 frank_the_great: Planets are basically islands
 SnackPak_: good get
 underhill33: Treasure Planet is under rated
 doubleo21: And muppet treasure island rules
 uneactrice: Really quite good
 iris_of_ether: Someone said Iris
 Getter404: And Martin Short as the sidekick!
 Fanklok: Adam needs to red a book, watch a movie and get a gobbler smh
 artdecosunburn: Adam is more of an "Ivanhoe" fan for RLS?
vinopinguino: The iris guys lol
trebuchetboy: A banger Adam
 vinewood_og: Somebody check this man for Microplastics
DragaFireHawk: Treasure Planet is so good
 Lockraemono: irish guys
 iris_of_ether: They are
ghyllnox: Beautifully animated
 lochnessseammonster: accurate
 uneactrice: Black Balloon!
Spades_Slicc: Champagne supernova?
 Lockraemono: I do that
Spades_Slicc: Nope I was thinking of Oasis
 iris_of_ether: Champagne Supernova is Oasis lol
 vinewood_og: Aren't they from Buffalo?
 public_key_reveal_party: Actually
 lochnessseammonster: 
 SnackPak_: shocking
  Simriel: Planatarium!
 I_Am_Clockwork: its almost like they're a great couple or something XD
 WiJohn: They were deeply drift compatible
 LostThePirate: They had a fucking mind meld this morning, lol
 Getter404: Is the cage on the ground or hanging?
 artdecosunburn: @vinewood_og Now that's a band that could use Tommy Lee Jones.
 Mr_Horrible: just a normal cage but the bars are only one way
 Lockraemono: horizontal for climbing fun duh
Spades_Slicc: "Normal Sized Cage" please explain
 Mr_Horrible: you're not in a gibbit
 kingandcommoner: Like a Wrestling Cage?
 I_Am_Clockwork: Horizontal so I can climb on them
 SnackPak_: horizontal for climbing
 artdecosunburn: A gibbet?
 Isaac3567: Horizontal to put my feet up
 Mr_Horrible: I take the vertical bars because they look slimming 
vinopinguino: Vertical is default tho
 Fanklok: You get a million dollars a year, BUT you have to read every fic about you on Ao3. Including any news ones.
 circusofkirkus: horizontal lines make you look a mime
 SolarBlitz1: Vertical is slimming yea
 Kramburger: No the cfave looks bigger because you shave
 Mr_Horrible: Adam shows up tomorrow with a horizontal stripe shirt
 Aceviru: Hell yeah brother. I also said you can work out
 NotCainNorAbel: why go to the gym when I can just wear a different shirt
vinopinguino: The Peanuts gang
 I_Am_Clockwork: Its why the old timey swimsuits made dude's chests look so huge
 I_Am_Clockwork: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok Deal for me
 ArdCollider: Clair Obscur shirt.
 Kramburger: Nelson salahub net worth
 betweenmyself: Nelson’s wikipedia entry is just a blank screen with a single large horizontal stripe
 I_Am_Clockwork: My Stew!
 I_Am_Clockwork: *dashes off*
 circusofkirkus: He has the Ness shirt
 tdapenguin: Made out of wool
 saucemaster5000: one piece mentioned????
 uneactrice: Straw hat
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 Lockraemono: water
 Getter404: Water
 artdecosunburn: Sand into silicon chips.
 iris_of_ether: Silicon chips yeah
 Lockraemono: ????
 Fanklok: Fill anyone who crosses you with sand
 Lockraemono: it isn't glass yet what the fuck
 NotCainNorAbel: put sand in people's hair
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Silicon
 Getter404: Ben, can you drink glass?
aerohydra: make a beach wherever you want
ghyllnox: Lake Sahara
 uneactrice: Answering sand feels like the villian answer.
 Darleysam: Minecraft players probably entertaining the idea of free sand
 far2muchsarcasm: make big money in the concrete industry
 Mr_Horrible: okay he may be *too* offline
 SolarBlitz1: You can make all kinds of sick ramps to jump off whenever you want
vinopinguino: Do you even Minecraft bro
KWardJenx: good landfill ain't easy to find
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You can sell it
 saucemaster5000: sandman
 lamina5432: the only good thing that might come out of the sand it maybe there’s like gold in it
 shendaras: Beaches
 iris_of_ether: Computer chip makers
 IanAllenBird: county fair goers
 Mr_Horrible: connect this man to wikipedia at least
 artdecosunburn: Intel.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So many people
 frank_the_great: Imma crash the sand market
 raulghoulia: home depot
 tdapenguin: I guess I could always play with the sand whenever I am waiting in a line?
 far2muchsarcasm: construction industry
  Simriel: Ad Graham said 'Water I can drink, but Sand is... sand"
 LostThePirate: Constructions companies but a lot of sand
 SquareDotCube: PCB printers
Pteraspidomorphi: Sand is actually super useful
Camail: captain nestle
ghyllnox: You can sell water
 GamerCat88: if you made enough sand you could make ur own island
 Mr_Horrible: Adam Waterseed
Spades_Slicc: Construction companies buy sand because it's a vital ingredient in concrete
 Manae: Concrete needs sand and we're running out of good sand for it
 frank_the_great: This is how we get waterworld
ghyllnox: You're only a jackass bc you're taking it out of its watershed
fonkoncle: adam doing a reverse of that one kevin costner film
 Mr_Horrible: Nestle posting a comment on this episode
 ProcyonFlynn: Nestle is evil, pass it on 
 Kramburger: You can sell water like you can fart in an elevator
 artdecosunburn: Sand is essential to micrelectronics.
 Fanklok: Thinking about selling the sand instead of filling people's lungs with sand and being a super villain
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: what’s the range on this power?  how far away can I turn air into sand?  because I can think of some folks in Washington DC whose lungs could use a good sanding
 Jennie_Fuchsia: someone with air to sand powers could destroy new england’s hostile rocky beaches
 tdapenguin: Sand is very important for concrete
  Simriel: Angry water
Darth_Litigious: There is a real problem with crime syndicates stealing/smuggling sand.
 NotCainNorAbel: i hear more angry water
 kumatsu: I do sometimes
 Diabore: wiggins
 lochnessseammonster: i've literally only hear you call it that ben 
 tehfewl: carbonated water sucks
 Kentosaurus: no one above the age of 10 calls it spicy water
dabudder: kathleen does not say that seriously
 Kramburger: My four year old say that, but she calls everything spicy
Camail: i've never heard it
 PhorrestGaze: I say spicy water
dabudder: absolutely not
 Mr_Horrible: I've said it once and then immediately went "nah, not for me"
dabudder: it is a bit
 jacqui_lantern234: yeah, but wiggins is a fuckin weirdo 
 far2muchsarcasm: as a joke maybe
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Lockraemono: same
 betweenmyself: Gotta get the Sand into Water guy to partner up with the Air into Sand guy…  Make sand super scarce to drive up the prices then unload newly created sand to make a killing. 
 lochnessseammonster: yes
PhuzNutz: Spicy water was a meme from 10 years ago, that tracks
deinonychus24: Agreed
 Lockraemono: la QUAAAAAA
ButButTheJesus: wiggins did it on desert bus
 Mr_Horrible: [extremely loud incorrect buzzer]
 Diabore: more like la crotch
 iris_of_ether: It's an acquired taste
 GamerCat88: i like liquid death
 public_key_reveal_party: Lacrosse
 Toxxick: I hate carbonation, I dont want me drinks fighting back
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Camail: yea i just want a cold crisp glass of water
NimrodXIV: Liquid Death is good
 MacbethSeemsSus: *puts down the la croix he's drinking*
 NotCainNorAbel: I have learned to like it as I drink less beer
 artdecosunburn: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff As someone who lives in DC, a lot of folks here need several things done that end in -ing.
ghyllnox: La craw 
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 PhorrestGaze: I think spicy water is bing on pet video enjoyers, surprising a cat with it is always classic
 niccus: named after the wisconsin city iirc
 RealGamerCow: I am strictly a Polar Seltzer drinker
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My face already hurts
 jacqui_lantern234: @iris_of_ether how about you acquire deez nutz!!! 
trebuchetboy: la croix is cheecks
 vinewood_og: This really sticks in my la craw
 reptile___: sell fancy purified water to yuppies, and use the proceeds to fund your efforts to give water to poor people for free
 Sogheim: Polar does taste better
 Lockraemono: omg it's all dumb
 iris_of_ether: @jacqui_lantern234 Oh shi
 NoxStryx: I wish more people made slightly flavored water that isn't carbonated, like Hint.
 Lockraemono: get another
 I_Am_Clockwork: The Rare "Blame Wisconsin"
 Mr_Horrible: it's La Croy, but the spelling would be pronounced La Craw
mavenu_nim: f for the filter
 MacbethSeemsSus: Is there an issue with the tap water?
 saucemaster5000: wellity welllity wellity
 theinvisiblevoice: when our walk-in cooler is full of co2 we call it spicy air
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Well water is HAZARDOUS ADAM
dabudder: "graham!! ian fell down a well"
 Aceviru: Hahaha
 Fanklok: Not James?
 LostThePirate: XD
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 MrSarkhan: True!
ghyllnox: Well water is something else
NimrodXIV: poor Cam
 NotCainNorAbel: what's that Adam, did Cam fall into the well again?
 Sogheim: @Thefluffiestguineapig a little arsenic never hurt anyone
ghyllnox: 
 saucemaster5000: is the the fucking ring girl?
ButButTheJesus: wiggins and spicy/angry water: https://youtu.be/m3R4l5BUn_s
 Dog_of_Myth: Poor Cam
 RealGamerCow: Cameron, reading a book: "bwah!"
Camail: lassie would get so stressed
 frank_the_great: A well is a sort of hole
vinopinguino: That's what it said in his yearbook
 Diabore: would it be you adam?
 Toxxick: A Wellthy Respect
 betweenmyself: We’re sending our love down the well!  
vinopinguino: Most likely to fall in a well
 MacbethSeemsSus: Juniper runs into the office barking
KWardJenx: But it's James bit
 BrowneePointz: Cameron on accident, Ian on Purpose
 reptile___: james only falls down holes in video games
NimrodXIV: Serge maybe
 Lockraemono: no put it in the room you're inm
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Serge would fall in
 Jennie_Fuchsia: fun workplace activity: vote everyone “most likely to [fairytale misstep]”
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DeterminedFamousBarracudaAMPEnergyCherry-3DI5UBRWgYBQFh_p
 Orlantia: Studio C
 JKBalch: James would avoid it to prevent the "Fall in the hole" prophecy
 SquareDotCube: on the balcony
 saucemaster5000: In what world are wells supposed to NOT be usefuL?
 calculated_uncertainties: Would Ian try and turn it into an onsen?
 ProcyonFlynn: Imagine if you had a well inside just on tap 
 circusofkirkus: and then they would live near the well
Camail: find your local aquifer
dabudder: no i mean they did have it at convienient locations
 NotCainNorAbel: you put your house near the well, not the well near the house
 SAJewers: they would build around the well
 Toxxick: A yes, a convenient location, like the center of town
 BrowneePointz: I mean generally they made the well first then built around it
 GamerCat88: bust out the dosing rods
 Fanklok: You know I think the well is over the source of water not intentionally placed
ButButTheJesus: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Now I'm picturing LRR members with a dowsing rod
 Nigouki: hey, they hand dug wells like 400m deep back in the day
 reptile___: Where does a mansplainer get his water?  From a well, actually
 artdecosunburn: I'm saddened that "19" is now the prefix for old-timey.
 frank_the_great: You can dig a well pretty much anywhere with a water table
fonkoncle: this is why bottles were invented
 tdapenguin: @reptile___     
 Dog_of_Myth: Adam is wrong here
 public_key_reveal_party: @reptile___ that is a good joke, but I also hate it
dabudder: doing my dailies
vinopinguino: Yeah that's why jack and Jill went up the hill
 Darleysam: this is a long walk for a "Wells Fargo" joke
 betweenmyself: It builds character 
 SolarBlitz1: If they're not on a hill, how will jack and jill tumble down?
 NotCainNorAbel: I have partially lived this life; you do not want to haul water
 WiJohn: Growing up our well was in our basement
 Orlantia: Adam has opinions... They do not have to be correct
deinonychus24: Horses are too modern?
 Mr_Horrible: people with the ability would frequently have wells *on their property*, Adam
 kdefinition: You want your water source away from your poop.
Camail: did they look down on the bougie people with close wells
 frank_the_great: Although your best bet is finding an aquafer
DragaFireHawk: we defeating some huns?
Camail: what about a pack animal
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Horses and irrigation are now "too modern"
 GamerCat88: new game stick and bucket
 Fanklok: We have modern plumbing guys, you can just bring the water to you with a pump
 wedge_x: Adam only wants one thing and it's menial labor
 I_Am_Clockwork: can we have a pulley system to get the watter out of the well?
dabudder: A LUGUE?
 Mr_Horrible: a big trough
 I_Am_Clockwork: or do we need to go spelunking to a natural spring?
 Fanklok: My house has well water
 MacbethSeemsSus: 1278 Adam: Get this aqueduct out of here!
 Octonomicon: Ben, are you describing an aqueduct?
 LordZarano: Ben out here building a Roman aqueduct
  theambivalentagender: What about horses? Are those too modern? Is the concept of a horse too modern?
 Aceviru: Shh, let them cook
 artdecosunburn: Are we at agriculture yet with our well village, Mr. S?
ButButTheJesus: 
 tdapenguin: @SolarBlitz1 I read about a way of collecting water at a hilltop and it was put forward as a way of making that rhyme less illogical
ghyllnox: 
 Toxxick: Sanka, you dead mon?
 betweenmyself: Feel the rhythm!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Money, something that's been around since Old Kingdom Egypt, is TOO MODERN FOR ADAM
 GamerCat88: haha Cool Runnings (great film)
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 circusofkirkus: it's the event
vinopinguino: Luge is the ice tunnel
 WiJohn: A sled?
 BrowneePointz: it’s a Lu and a Ge
 uneactrice: Luge
 lochnessseammonster: ice luge
 NotCainNorAbel: hepatitis
 wedge_x: "A luge is a small one- or two-person sled on which one sleds supine (face-up) and feet-first."
  Juliamon: Correct
 lochnessseammonster: 
ghyllnox: Are you thinking of an aqueduct?
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Sogheim: I didn't know that they made ice things to pour drinks down
 tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig Adam has opinions
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Correct"
 saucemaster5000: Ben is trying to describe an aqueduct for the well and this is wild
 Toxxick: this seems like a luge luge situation
 iris_of_ether: Luge is referring to the sled https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/luge
 ShaneLeeAtk: A flume?
 circusofkirkus: that was also a bobsled
 I_Am_Clockwork: street luge
oberon939: Street luge
 Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun Lugu is the sled
vinopinguino: Haha I'm wrong
  Juliamon: Ibut I'd call it a sluice
oberon939: Yeah
 I_Am_Clockwork: that's a thing
 GamerCat88: also prayers for Jamaica
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin Yup, I'm gathering that.
 Scy_Anide: I went to a conference once and there was an ice sculpture for drinks and it was an NMR magnet
dabudder: luge-esque
 I_Am_Clockwork: I used to compete in Street Luging
  Juliamon: *but
 artdecosunburn: As an historian of technology, I am very concerned by this conversation.
 Scy_Anide: Extremely nerdy
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 saucemaster5000: Ibut
 Omthebox: An. illugion, if you will
 iris_of_ether: Luge*
 SquareDotCube: Look, either you use it or luge it
 wedge_x: luge is the one you ride on your back, skeleton is the one your ride on your stomach
 Dog_of_Myth: Luge
ButButTheJesus: 
 BrowneePointz: they typod
 lochnessseammonster: lagugu
 vinewood_og: LuGuGu Dolls
 Dog_of_Myth: Typo
 Orlantia: It's both
 frank_the_great: Parnets
vinopinguino: They do call the drink thing ice luges tho
 betweenmyself: Can a lugue board make you pregonate? 
 I_Am_Clockwork: an aquiduct
 Dog_of_Myth: Chute
 kingandcommoner: One who rides a Luge is a Luger
 saucemaster5000: an aqueduct
 Mr_Horrible: he'll make a map from the well
 Frankensteins_Hamster: we're back to aquaduct
 Fanklok: An AQUADUCT Ben
 NotCainNorAbel: aqueduct
 iris_of_ether: Then it's cross-country luge, clearly
 public_key_reveal_party: Ben has invented aqueducts
 niccus: the luge's monster
 Orlantia: The link iris posted said it's both
 saucemaster5000: Goddamn it guys this is an aqueduct
 artdecosunburn: Don't for qanats!
ghyllnox: Yeah you were thinking of an aqueduct
 shendaras: I think he's making an aqueduct?
dabudder: @vinopinguino well the unwritten part of that is "ice luges (beverage)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @artdecosunburn As a historian/archaeologist focused in Early Modern Europe who did work on some Ancestral Pueblo sites for one undergraduate professor trust me, I am PROFOUNDLY concerned that Adam doesn't understand what technology actually means
vinopinguino: I feel like we're watching Romans in the ancient times
 Dog_of_Myth: Did we just explain ourselves into the Roman Empire?
 SquareDotCube: Ben you could build an empire with this idea
oberon939: Ben.... Adam....
 Lockraemono: constantly???
 saucemaster5000: We've had this since the romans
 I_Am_Clockwork: lets all start chanting "Aqueduct" over and over untill they see it
 SAJewers: but who's driving the sled?
 WiJohn: An aqueduct?
 Fanklok: Ben reinventing technology from 9000 years ago
 saucemaster5000: Poor guys
 Frankensteins_Hamster: the oldest Roman Aquaduct was built in 312 BCE
 betweenmyself: I get the feeling they are actively ignoring all mention of aqueducts in chat…
ButButTheJesus:   
 MacbethSeemsSus: Adam, you know the Romans had indoor plumbing right?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is aqueduct
 GamerCat88: haha making an aqueduct
 tajessa: Hmm. Aqueduct?
 Steelwolf171: You're pretty much describing an aqueduct
ghyllnox: How many times a day do YOU think about the Holy Roman Empire?
Spades_Slicc: I've got this cool soft metal you can make into water pipes, makes the water sweet too
ButButTheJesus: spooky action at a distance!
 tdapenguin: @artdecosunburn I want to ask you for a fun/intersting  story/fact, but chat is moving very fast
vinopinguino: We're watching history in front of our very own eyes
 Sogheim: have we reached the Archimedes screw pump yet?
 jacqui_lantern234: THEY HAD THEM IN ANCIENT ROME
 BrowneePointz: Adam, aqueducts are over 2000 years old
dabudder: midsomar was literally after rome
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What about Archenemies Screw?
 Mr_Horrible: "I don't wanna upset anybody" - the most blatant lie Adam has ever said in his life
 saucemaster5000: Yup
 I_Am_Clockwork: Romans, Ben
 shendaras: What if we use something big like a big piece of cloth or something that will catch the air and use that to draw up the water?
 lamina5432: look up Roman construction
 Nigouki: Adam Irrigation is like a 4,000 year old tech
 kdefinition: Roman aqueducts preceeded the witch hunts
 I_Am_Clockwork: Romans are Itallian
 artdecosunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Solidarity, friend. This is like. The first course session of my "Technology and Society" course for electrical engineers and oboe majors.
 BrowneePointz: yea irrigation is ANCIENT
 saucemaster5000: you guys are inventing what is about as close to a simple machine as you get
 I_Am_Clockwork: Greeks are... Greek
KWardJenx: Monorail!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They had smaller scale irrigation even further back
 GamerCat88: Signs
 Frankensteins_Hamster: that movie was SO bad
 gualdhar: The Roman Aqueducts were used to flood the Colleseum enough to do naval battles
 SquareDotCube: man they're gonna be psyched about the noria
 tajessa: It started so well and sucked so bad
 BrowneePointz: Mennonites
dabudder: i mean
 Lockraemono: horizontal bars tho
dabudder: that might help
 BrowneePointz: but murdery
 Fanklok: Wait till these guys learn about wheel
dabudder: @Lockraemono LMAO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They had irrigation as far back as Ancient China, in parts of Old Kingdom Egypt etc
oberon939: Well now hold on
 YawnLance: What a movie
 ContingentCat: yeah it's called utah
 tdapenguin: @Sogheim Adam preemptively "witchcraft " s that so fast
oberon939: They've got an idea there
 saucemaster5000: it's no "old"
 rosesmcgee: The first time I saw that movie I missed the first 15 minutes and just assumed it took place in modern times.
 shendaras: water?
vinopinguino: Water
 saucemaster5000: the aliens died to water
KWardJenx: water
 tajessa: Water
 GamerCat88: water
DMGlol: the aliens were allergic to water
 BrowneePointz: they had a water allergy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This conversation is causing me genuine stress
 Dog_of_Myth: Water was lethal
 YawnLance: Signs was the water
vinopinguino: The twist was water
 xantos69: I literally just rewatched that.  There is no twist.
 lamina5432: songs was filmed near me
 I_Am_Clockwork: signs was aliens that are alergic to water
 lamina5432: signs
 ShaneLeeAtk: Everything the wife said
ratstronomer: Alien kid was a ghost
 Mr_Horrible: the twist in Signs is that they were demons, not aliens
 Orlantia: Holy shit
ButButTheJesus:      
 artdecosunburn: @tdapenguin Apple cider was essential to westward expansion in the early republic. Alcohol moved calories and preserved crops. Johnny Appleseed planted trees to get people drunk.
 GhostValv: aliens were demons I think
  Juliamon: Signs was just... not good
vinopinguino: @Mr_Horrible I saw that TikTok too
 saucemaster5000: The aliens invaded a place made 70% of their weakness
Mai_Andra: that's "war of the worlds" with the names changed
oberon939: Orson Wells??
 YawnLance: The aliens were allergic to water but also his kid left water glasses everywhere
aerohydra: H G Wells
 Frankensteins_Hamster: Covid
toddbepraised: in Signs his dead wife predicted it for him to swing away on the water gasses
 BrowneePointz: excuse you that was H G Wells
Wrexadecimal: War of the Worlds was the same
 tajessa: Yeah I rewatched it recently and....meh tbh
 SolarBlitz1: Now wouldn't you want a well nearby in case you get invaded by aliens?
 SquareDotCube: Aliens landing on a planet that's 80% water, a thing that's deadly to them
 Shurtal: filled with Carcinomash?
 tdapenguin: @artdecosunburn Neat!
 niccus: flu kills people regularly, they're only a bit weaker
 Frankensteins_Hamster: Orson Wells did the radio broadcast of War of the Worlds
 betweenmyself: that more recent Shamalan movie with Dave Bautista was…  a thing 
vinopinguino: Wells? Full circle
 Sogheim: humans are not fit for alien consumption. too much microplastics.
 I_Am_Clockwork: Orson Wells was the radio guy
 Mr_Horrible: Orson Welles is Unicron
 MacbethSeemsSus: They hit all our space debris on the way in
 lamina5432: war of the world is pretty solid
 iris_of_ether: Yeah, Signs is more of how all of his life and tragedies lined up to be able to kill the aliens. It's...fine.
 public_key_reveal_party: Aliens are weak to microplastics, we basically have built a killbox
plundypops: I find it funny that people think aliens have their life together and they aren't waterwolrld smoker-type of society
 Frankensteins_Hamster: @Mr_Horrible yessssss
 BrowneePointz: it’s a book from like 1880
 BrowneePointz: so it was new at the time
 GamerCat88: aliens cant handle la croix
 Shurtal: the best War of the World adaptation was Pinky and the Brain
 Steelwolf171: Aliens invade a planet that's 90% lethal to them. That's the twist
 Fanklok: The funniest part about War of the Worlds was people thought it was an actual read news broadcast
 I_Am_Clockwork: of course, they would just as likely spread something nasty to US
ActualFactual: It's about the way imperialism causes you to to treat people as less than human, boys.
 artdecosunburn: @ghyllnox Depends on how much paperwork for the Margrave or Prince-Bishop I'm doing
vinopinguino: Aliens are allergic to spicy water
 Lockraemono: oh no
 iris_of_ether: 
 I_Am_Clockwork: what volume?
 frank_the_great: That one
 tajessa: Uh oh
 Mr_Horrible: does it always start at the beginning?
 Lockraemono: second one
 jacqui_lantern234: THE FIRST ONE
 tajessa: The second one
 Mr_Horrible: or does it save the timestamp?
dabudder: no the safe one is the first one
 Getter404: Second one. As a treat.
Camail: i never hear it
ItsThugDimmadome: Second one easy
 MacbethSeemsSus: Neil Ciceirega banned
 iris_of_ether:   
 kingandcommoner: The whole song? Or for as long as you're cumming?
 BusTed: Imagine if you were living in early 2000s
 Aceviru: Hahahaha
 Mr_Horrible: if you pick the 2nd you have to GUARD that secret
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I never hear it
vinopinguino: That would be so easy to orgasm tho
 Dog_of_Myth:  
Wrexadecimal: 
Izandai: 
 JKBalch: Do you have to hear the full song?
 saucemaster5000: can people sing it at you?
 xantos69: It is on my playlist... So about twice a week.
 BrowneePointz: first one cuz it’s REALLY FUNNY
deinonychus24: Shrek would be a much different movie.
 Fanklok: First one. My wife would be SO mad
letsbelgo: loooooooooooool
 betweenmyself: You wanna orgasm while watching Shrek?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 YawnLance: 
 lochnessseammonster: both watching shrek
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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Mai_Andra: ♫ Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense ♫ and I jizzed in my pants ♪
ButButTheJesus: goodness!
 niccus: so if you pick the second one and do it with someone who picked the first one,
 jacqui_lantern234: LISTEN, I WANNA MAKE MY GIRLFRIEND LAUGH
ghyllnox: 
 Shurtal: batman couldn't have beaten that outta me
 tajessa: On the other hand, does it happen every time I make a SOMEBODY joke because then I'm fucked
 PhorrestGaze: or if your partner has the other one it's actually good
 ContingentCat: so maybe it's already happened
KWardJenx: 2nd one is how I live now
 tehfewl: and it don't stop coming
  Juliamon: Does it start a second one if you gasm again?
vinopinguino: It would be like your theme music
 Lockraemono: WHOLE song?????
 SolarBlitz1: Some BODEuuuuaaahhhh!
deinonychus24: Damn
 BrowneePointz: does NO one see the comedy in the first one?
dabudder: i mean i think i have to go for the second one but its not good when you tell your best friend about this
 public_key_reveal_party: The secret is to find a partner who picked the opposite
 BusTed: Shrek, Mystery Men, Rat Race...
Spades_Slicc: Does it have to be the whole song or do I nut if someone whistles the opening?
letsbelgo: 222222222
 Sogheim: other way, you're making All Star your ringtone
 Lockraemono: still second one imo
MWGNZ: second one is lethal
vinopinguino: A 3 min orgasm??? Sign me up
 Mr_Horrible: 2nd one could make for some fun denial play, tho
 YawnLance: If you have multiple orgasms does it keep playing over itself?
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon yeah layered
 Orlantia: If you need buckets of cum
ItsThugDimmadome: I can just loop the song and nut forever?
 lochnessseammonster: amazing
 jacqui_lantern234: ONLY once a year?!?!?!?!
 public_key_reveal_party: Only once a year?
 GamerCat88: just hit them with the HEY NOW...
 artdecosunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Exactly. Hydraulic despotism and the birth of civilization. We only get to steamers because we had God-Kings whipping people to dig ditches of water 5,000 years ago.
 Lockraemono: turn it off
 ContingentCat: once a year that would be funny yeah
 IanAllenBird: kmjnkimnk
 Lockraemono: just turn it off!!!!!!!!!
Izandai: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 BusTed: 
 LostThePirate: XD
 betweenmyself: “We don’t visit Adam’s place anymore…  He gets really weird whenever we watch Shrek.” 
 ArdCollider: !clip
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deinonychus24: Quote that
 saucemaster5000: demanding partner
 Mr_Horrible: words to live by
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You genuinely would need to see a doctor
ItsThugDimmadome: EZ Clip
 raulghoulia: leave him to his shame
 neisan2112:  
 tajessa: CLIP THAT
mulligan2six: Clip that
ghyllnox: CONSENT, ADAM
 YawnLance: If you're making him cum you're gonna look him in the goddamn eyes
 neisan2112: Clip it
 MacbethSeemsSus: And the years don't stop cumming.........
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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Izandai: That’s one for the quite bot.
 public_key_reveal_party: Adam has a cc lock
Mai_Andra: when you hear "some..."
  Juliamon: Ben Gineering
 BrowneePointz: THEN they hear it from the next room over muffled @loadingreadyrun
 WiJohn:   
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that's a clip
ratstronomer: Im dying laughing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: CONSENT
 Mazrae: I feel like that would be something that would be dangerous challenge during DB if chat knew
 lamina5432: dang it on mobile can’t clip that
Izandai: *quote
 PhorrestGaze: Do you guys have an HR?
ghyllnox: 
 Mr_Horrible: Adam with a bucket full of Music Bullets
 Thefluffiestguineapig: CONTINUOUS ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT
 Toxxick: Throwing a Flash Cum
 Frankensteins_Hamster: thats gonna be a great clip in the stream highlights
  bv310: You ever have a stream open in a second tab
 iris_of_ether: I'm so sorry https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AthleticFamousKangarooRalpherZ-gMiTFAcAIHOKRSNC
ButButTheJesus:            
 Mr_Horrible: sneak it into a video Ben has to edit
 couchboyj: BusTed redeeming BoshyTime ass move
mjuukis: normal conversation
 niccus: what happens if you listen to Mouth Sounds?
 BrowneePointz: just imagine them in the next room cleaning up after with muffled Smash Mouth playing
dabudder: god what a nightmare scenario
mjuukis: 
 RealGamerCow: Put it on one of the soundboard buttons
 betweenmyself: One hour of silence interrupted by All Star
 GamerCat88: you can't summon a whole generation with just one chord... now but i can make them come
 BusTed: @couchboyj 
 jacqui_lantern234: @iris_of_ether NO YOURE NOT
fonkoncle: that's how they got bin laden
 Mr_Horrible: how big the nut
vinopinguino: Idk Adam it's an ORGASM
 SolarBlitz1: Just put in on at Desert Bus in one of those 10 hours silence broken up by All Star
vinopinguino: Lol
dabudder: i think it depends on how quietly you can cum normally
deinonychus24: Kegel your way out
 public_key_reveal_party: Just tank it
 BusTed: Where does it peak
 BusTed: what lycis
 Darleysam: I think we've demonstrated that others can't be trusted with that kind of power
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For three minutes?
 BusTed: lyrics
 niccus: where does it peak
 xantos69: So you nut on "go for the moon"?
 YawnLance: It his the bridge and all hell breaks loose
 glitched_goddess: depends on the song
 MacbethSeemsSus: That would be painful after 3 minutes
ItsThugDimmadome: @SolarBlitz1 Ok, Satan.
 artdecosunburn: @Fanklok Ha!
Camail: what if its too fun and you get addicted
 Mr_Horrible: about one orgasm long
 BrowneePointz: you obviously nut on “a little Chaaaaaaaange”
MWGNZ: what happens if someone starts playing it a second time before the first one finishes?
 Diabore: 2 47 i guess
 JKBalch: This is somebody's deal now
ghyllnox: You'd have to invest in some pantiliners
 GamerCat88: can you speed up the song or does it play at normal pace?
 Frankensteins_Hamster: radio edit?
 Fanklok: Silence at teh end
 iris_of_ether: Fade out maybe
 Kramburger: Radio edit
 glitched_goddess: censorship?
  theambivalentagender: Check out this clip! loadingreadyrun streaming SILENT HILL ƒ! https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AssiduousBumblingHabaneroFUNgineer-mZUVzBvY917zijXJ
 Getter404: Did it have a Mystery Men quote that was snipped out or something?
 BusTed: Probably shorter intro for radio
  Juliamon: Sometimes a radio edit is very slightly tweaked
 I_Am_Clockwork: fade out radio edit
 kingandcommoner: Shrek version?
ActualFactual: better listen to both back to back
vinopinguino: Shrek edit lol
 kingandcommoner: You could never watch the Digimon movie again
 glitched_goddess: absolutely not
MWGNZ: what happens if it's a remix or cover?
 Orlantia: And you don't stop coming and you don't stop coming and you didn't stop coming
 Mr_Horrible: the fadeout is the post nut dribble
Mai_Andra: depend if it includes a 2-sec silence between traps
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BrowneePointz: someone is gonna Pavlov you into a Shrek Kink
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
Camail: dang
 Toxxick: BOOOO
 GamerCat88: hahaha
 betweenmyself: the longer version is made for those who want to edge to the song 
 MacbethSeemsSus: DAMN
 tajessa: 
letsbelgo: loooooooll
 Mr_Horrible: oh, actually that's a good question, do you also cum to covers and parodies?
MWGNZ: 
ItsThugDimmadome: Just getting edged
Izandai: 
 neisan2112:  
 circusofkirkus: is it any version or a specific version? Like if there was a marching band performing it, would it still happen
ButButTheJesus: it doesn't fade tho it ends with ♪ moowooold ♪
prince_infidel: Boooooo
 RealGamerCow: Gottem
 underhill33:   
 SolarBlitz1: Back to edging
KWardJenx: OMG
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 Fanklok: Think about how much of a core workout nutting for 3 minutes would be
ghyllnox: 
ButButTheJesus: OMG
vinopinguino: hahah
 I_Am_Clockwork: How did we get here?
 YawnLance: holy shit
 Mr_Horrible: "Your dick, presumably" 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm crying
vinopinguino: This stream is NSFW right
 MacbethSeemsSus: Do remixes count?
 neisan2112: 
Izandai: Y’all, clips can only be a minute long.
 tajessa: I'm dying
Spades_Slicc: Can we please get "You'd only get half an orgasm" in the quote base?
 GamerCat88: guess the tarp budget needs to increase at LRR
 LordZarano: '"All Star (Sports Edit)" – 3:39'
 LostThePirate: @I_Am_Clockwork This was a question he asked Kathleen and Graham this morning
 public_key_reveal_party: @i_am_clockwork it came up this morning on gmm
 Mr_Horrible: it means "do situps"
 BrowneePointz: just sitting and standing works your core
 saucemaster5000: I work out to the movie "the core"
 NotCainNorAbel: sounds like someone that skips core day
 BrowneePointz: literally existing works out your core
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It means if you're an equestrian you need to do a specific kind of core workout
 Lockraemono: sit on a ball ur good
Camail: with proper form its getting worked
 Orlantia: @i_am_clockwork so a little over 20 years ago, Paul saunders and Graham stark started making sketch comedy with friends...
Camail: or else your back is gonna explode
 I_Am_Clockwork: pffft
 tajessa: WONDERCORE
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 when he says "Hack the planet" it motivates me
 I_Am_Clockwork: Wondercooooooore!
johnnylongtorso: don't skip kidney day
 RealGamerCow: I found out how much I use my core when I had appendix surgery
 MacbethSeemsSus: Crunches, planks, bridges, etc
 Mr_Horrible: I wonder if that's why they call it the core 
 I_Am_Clockwork: burpies are of the devil
ItsThugDimmadome: Spinal erectors, obliques, pelvic floor, abs. Am I missing anything?
 jacqui_lantern234: BENJAMIN XD
Izandai: 
 artdecosunburn: @Orlantia Around the age of aqueducts and luges, according to Adam.
 tajessa: Got em
 Mr_Horrible: damb
 BrowneePointz: Happy Pride
 GamerCat88: get got
 glitched_goddess: did it
 YawnLance: no no you're cooking
 lochnessseammonster: didn't have the balls to say dad
Camail: someone's getting an extra play of smash mouth
Izandai: Y’all’re in a MOOD tonight.
 ContingentCat: GOT EM
ButButTheJesus:      
 betweenmyself: The core is the leftover part with seeds when someone eats the delicious outer layer of your body… 
 Fanklok: Don't get the bad controller
KWardJenx: GREAT Pod tonight
 public_key_reveal_party: Sit on a ball and you get a sound effect that is turned into a remix later on
 tajessa: Often useful for playing a game, yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone turned on the gas around question 2
 saucemaster5000: I hear this game is a real HILLF
 BrowneePointz: not every dad has balls jeez
 Mr_Horrible: and her cajones
 lochnessseammonster: 
 ContingentCat: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 49:11.
 Lockraemono: whoaaa
DMGlol: when is the LRR WoW raiding arc starting again
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 Mr_Horrible: how good were Ivy's Mom's Balls on the meter?
 I_Am_Clockwork: Turkey's a little dry?!?
 Lockraemono: what if my mom watches sometime???
 YawnLance: The healing power of balls
 Lockraemono: omg
 Lockraemono: I meant this stream and u know ut
 Lockraemono: it
 saucemaster5000: ut
 Fanklok: The only time I actually played WoW was MoP and I was Arms with a 1 button macro
 jacqui_lantern234: ut
ghyllnox: Then what's the background noise?
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
DMGlol: 
 BrowneePointz: oh Crim
 Lockraemono: my grammaaaaa
 glitched_goddess: wait what
 MacbethSeemsSus: That sounds so stupid but makes complete sense in WoW
 Mr_Horrible: hell yeah
 BrowneePointz: oh fucking Denathrius
ghyllnox: Nvm it was on my end
Izandai:  Powerful
 BrowneePointz: cheating ass Shamans
 Mr_Horrible: unavoidable reminders are based
 I_Am_Clockwork: puuush buuuutoooon\
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Perfect 10/10
 Uzumaki15: Wait WoW is removing addons???
 Lockraemono: did you just start this game
 YawnLance: Oh right the fields
 Mr_Horrible: time to work out Hinako's swingin' arm
Khasi1596: they're limited a lot of what addons can do
 Lockraemono: oh no I'm behind
 Mr_Horrible: you escaped from Blobby
 tajessa: Strong start
 Fanklok: It's basically Silent Hill Sekiro
 BrowneePointz: Of course I do Ben you used to PULL ME INTO MECHANICS TO KILL ME! (it was funny tho)
Khasi1596: limiting*
 Mr_Horrible: have a little respect for the dead, Adam
 YawnLance: Yeah Sakuko got got
 Mr_Horrible: you heal sanity, but not HP
ButButTheJesus: open map, press Y for objective I think
Khasi1596: trying to stop addons from solving fight mechanics. but it has a lot of other implications across the game
 thatguysteve2709: You got this
 YawnLance: Thank you Silent Hill map
 glitched_goddess: “my entire town is erupting in chrysanthemum spikes, but the worst part is I won’t get my $5 back.”
 Fanklok: Now we know what person the big red circle in thumbnails is for
 Mr_Horrible: @glitched_goddess maybe that 5 bucks could get us some weed killer
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1
 I_Am_Clockwork: "Biiiiig Girrrrrls, they don't cryyyYYyyYYyy"
 Lockraemono: big jump
 lochnessseammonster: dang i forgot i have to read
 jacqui_lantern234:  WHY JUMP 
 YawnLance: Cause he's a cool guy
 Mr_Horrible: because he's a teenage boy
dabudder: ben act like you wouldnt do that now
 glitched_goddess: that wasn’t even a big jump
Spades_Slicc: He's havin fun
 Shurtal: check this out *jumps, eats shit, starts to cry* was that cool?
 jacqui_lantern234: @Spades_Slicc youre fun!!!
 jacqui_lantern234: GOTTEM
Spades_Slicc: Damn
Spades_Slicc: utterly owned
 Mr_Horrible: @Shurtal this is rizz
cutaos: jumpin over stuff is fun
 jacqui_lantern234: @Spades_Slicc 
 GamerCat88: parkour
 saucemaster5000: okay olympic hurdler
 Shurtal: @Mr_Horrible 1960's ahead of it's time
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 RealGamerCow: Or gets the wind knocked out of him and makes those noises
 BrowneePointz: damn got his ass
 Lockraemono: we almost got a lesson
 Fanklok: I have a scar on one knee from when I tried to rockstar slide on some ice but the ice was too thin so it broke instead of being cool
 thatguysteve2709: He leads you to field and ditches you nice guy
Spades_Slicc: @jacqui_lantern234 but have you considered? You are SUPER FUN!!
 lamina5432: baiting expert today
 Mr_Horrible: oh I see Adam's feeling carbonated today
 betweenmyself: Adam trying to goad Ben into explaining the vestibular system 
 jacqui_lantern234: @Spades_Slicc so ive been told 😏
prince_infidel: The boy that says he'll help isn't helpful & is vaguely threatening.  #Themes
 I_Am_Clockwork: it's your favorite, ben
 Shurtal: Customer Service Smile GO
 Mr_Horrible: is *this*... a puzzle? 
DMGlol: its too foggy for silent hill
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can you take any of the sickles?
 BrowneePointz: this scarecrow hates that we live in a society
 BrowneePointz: no no no nah no no
 jacqui_lantern234: PUH-NEE-NEEEEEE
 BrowneePointz: nah no no, there’s no limit!
 MacbethSeemsSus: *looks up at panini on the wall* good
 tajessa: Still a banger
 Fanklok: @BrowneePointz Yeah but he scarecrow actually makes a lot of good points
 BrowneePointz: the music video for that is fucking wild
 Mr_Horrible: so uhhh you come here often?
 glitched_goddess: so like is this all a metaphor for her struggling to fit into the societal expectations for women during this period?
 Lockraemono: these are so cool
 RealGamerCow: I would pre-emptively bash these things
 BrowneePointz: her dress is sick and they’re inside a giant pinball machine?
 Shurtal: i forgot the 69Boyz existed
 vinewood_og: @Mr_Horrible Only when I hear All Star by Smashmouth!
 lamina5432: that would be good
 jacqui_lantern234: uh oh! foggy!
 Mr_Horrible: @vinewood_og good thing it hasn't been invented yet
 Lockraemono: I hope they are in different positions
 Larkonus: [Lost Woods theme intensifies]
 Lockraemono: does the scarecrow say the same thing still
dabudder: what if they only come to life because you hit them, ben
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can you take the sickle from the first scarecrow? the one that had the note on it's face?
 Fanklok: Are the Village People not jocks?
 RealGamerCow: Where did Shu fuck off to?
 glitched_goddess: are they weeping angels
 saucemaster5000: what's wrong with YMCA? That shit is a classic!
 betweenmyself: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Ben....
 ContingentCat: wow Ben
Izandai: Ben
 Lockraemono: ???????
 RealGamerCow: Ben...
 vinewood_og: @Mr_Horrible YET
 Mr_Horrible: Ben having an "...Adam" moment
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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 saucemaster5000: first aqueducts now this
 jacqui_lantern234: ben PLEASE
 7gorobei: aiming for Serge's crown here
 YawnLance: Not to backseat too much but the note you skipped over explained the puzzle
 betweenmyself: Jock Jams are music tracks you wear to protect your balls 
Khasi1596: it's a good thing you're cute
Spades_Slicc: It's actually a Jacque jam, it's from Quebec
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Kind of
 BusTed: 😬
ButButTheJesus: @YawnLance thank you
 lamina5432: and these were all the missing town folk
 jacqui_lantern234: @YawnLance out here doing the lords work o7
 LostThePirate: Bird?
 Mr_Horrible: 
 BusTed: it's coming
 YawnLance: 
TomatoKigu: …are we weeping angeling this
 MacbethSeemsSus: cool, weeping angels
 lamina5432: this games got the atmosphere
 JKBalch: That did in fact get me
 Lockraemono: it looked like it moved
 frank_the_great: Boo rules?
 Mr_Horrible: scarecrows don't move, Ben 
 Darleysam: 
 Lockraemono: omg
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 BusTed: reflexes
 jacqui_lantern234: get his ass, scarecrow! 
 Mr_Horrible: really enjoyed this part
 MacbethSeemsSus: Interesting nothing happened until you read the note
 RealGamerCow: The footsteps were spooky
johnnylongtorso: that was quite the haymaker
 Mr_Horrible: extremely classic Silent Hill double-take
ButButTheJesus: @MacbethSeemsSus its just on a delay i think
 Lockraemono: no the thorn
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So the non-scary scarecrow
 Lockraemono: it said thorn!!!!!!
 betweenmyself: And never again did a scarecrow dare fuck with Ben
 Lockraemono: wtf !!!!
 BusTed: pranked
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MuddyShakingClintDAESuppy-OH5nVdEgw8WX-xRg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also she said a new weapon
 Mr_Horrible: yummy pill time CRUNCH
 AugmentingPath: gotta wipe off the pill juice
DMGlol: maybe she just has sweaty hands
 SnackPak_: theyre chewable pills
 Kramburger: *cough* The letter
 Mr_Horrible: @AugmentingPath the pillk
 glitched_goddess: straight Cookie Monster on those Tylenol
 AugmentingPath: @Mr_Horrible yeah, exactly
 YawnLance: ayo
 ContingentCat: eyyy
 saucemaster5000: damn ben didn't laugh at the good joke
 public_key_reveal_party: How do you counter all star by smash mouth?
BrindleBoar: pipes for days
 MacbethSeemsSus: Are they coming back?
ButButTheJesus: @MacbethSeemsSus 
 jacqui_lantern234: @saucemaster5000 youve never told a good joke in your life 
 7gorobei: is that thorn or a nail
 MooCowofDom: It's the non scary one?
 saucemaster5000: @jacqui_lantern234 I never claimed such power
 YawnLance: The scarecrow may also be relevant to the puzzle
 Fanklok: Wow Adam hates manners
 raulghoulia: its from the water she's not drinking
 jacqui_lantern234: @saucemaster5000 good thing we still like you here, regardless
dabudder: NO YOURE NOT
 lochnessseammonster: NO
 Solo_Support: HUH
 IanAllenBird: noo
 MacbethSeemsSus: NO
 ContingentCat: BEN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, genuinely no idea but is the first scarecrow (the one with no face) that had the note saying it wasn't smiling the one with something like a thorn in it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOO
 jacqui_lantern234: BEN WHAT
 saucemaster5000: @jacqui_lantern234 "we" is stretching it, but I'll take it
 betweenmyself: that is mot a thing you should be doing
 public_key_reveal_party: Sure are
 lochnessseammonster: that is how you accidentally od ben
 SnackPak_: I wish pharmacistjudge was here
dabudder: you antagonize us all the time cant we antagonize back
 saucemaster5000: what's new?
 ContingentCat: we could be way dumber
DMGlol: what the
dabudder: its for the bit
 lamina5432: only as dumb as you
 Fanklok: Pfft already knew that
 lochnessseammonster: yes
 thatguysteve2709: Awesome can't wait to be dumb
 public_key_reveal_party: Is that supposed to be news?
 lochnessseammonster: if it's supposed to be slow release
 saucemaster5000: sky is blue, news on let's nope
 Geldaran: ::eyebrow::
 YFiddler: 
 wishiwassleeping: it’s the only one without a weapon
 Kramburger: Doubt
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I work in veterinary medicine and people do stuff that is that dumb and moreso
 lochnessseammonster: it's actually very common with people thinking taking half a pill is better
 lochnessseammonster: just fyi
ButButTheJesus: (they say as they ignore the scarecrow text)
 YFiddler: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: please provide cerveza
 saucemaster5000: an all star service
 SnackPak_: that service is antagonism
 glitched_goddess: …we’re being serviced by Ben and Adam?
drcthulu: If we're calling out people saying dumb shit, you need to acknowledge the possible hypocracy there
 tajessa: My mum is staying with me (she just had surgery) and I just had to explain what Let's Nope is and why the little men in my phone are antagonising me
 lamina5432: I trust everything Adam says is 100% his true opinion
  NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: Chewing pills makes you metabolize them faster, yes. Greater surface area increases the speed of dissolution.
 Fanklok: Plastic?
 circusofkirkus: a capsule
 glitched_goddess: capsule
 MacbethSeemsSus: they cut it before taking it
 ContingentCat: depends on thee pill
 Geldaran: gelatin usually.
 Diabore: time release pill
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And don't think about if a capsule is different than a pill
 GamerCat88: the capsule
 Mr_Horrible: a gelcap he means
 DiscordianTokkan: caps
 lochnessseammonster: like if it's supposed to be slow release and someone cuts it in half
 Geldaran: not plastic.
 BrowneePointz: a gelcap
 lochnessseammonster: but that's the thing, you shouldn't take half
 saucemaster5000: ERM
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You can't take half of a capsule at all
 Mr_Horrible: we're clarifying for Ben!
 lochnessseammonster: and people do
 omdorastrix: Some pills aren't designed to be split - can't guarantee the meds are evenly distributed in the pill
 Mr_Horrible: we're doing you a service!
 saucemaster5000: yes
  Juliamon: yes
 saucemaster5000: I wear a showercap
DMGlol: people with perms probably
 Jennie_Fuchsia: 100 we tip to be antagonized so it’s different
 ContingentCat: only dying my hair
 Fancy_frenchman: quite literally where is Pharmacist_Judge when you need him
 BrowneePointz: Some folks can't wash every day
 raulghoulia: i still use a sleeping cap and night gown
 betweenmyself: Shower geo caps…  So you can take only half a dose of shower
 BrowneePointz: cuz they don't have the necessary oils
 Kramburger: People with thick/curly hair
 glitched_goddess: depends on your hair
 ultraman324: if a pill has score mark you safely take half
 lamina5432: depends on how oily your hair is
 betweenmyself: *shower gel caps
 Jamming_with_Jandalf: i'm bald, so a shower cap would be quite silly. maybe for the beard?
 Mr_Horrible: the Roy player constantly hitting down-B:
  NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: Wait, I'm not supposed to shampoo every day? Since when?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Some of us have oil slicks for hair
 tajessa: @browneepointz Beej has entered the chat
prince_infidel: Ok Arrow
 saucemaster5000: A shower merkin
 Kramburger: We need to Minh maxx
 kumatsu: yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have to use psoriasis shampoo
 jacqui_lantern234: @Kramburger yeah, as a curly hair person i cant wash my hair every day
 gualdhar: when there was one set of footprints on the beach, it was PharmacistJudge peacing the fuck out
BrindleBoar: but are there moustache caps, like for people who are so far in they wax 'em
 BrowneePointz: it strips too much oil yea
 lochnessseammonster: yep
dabudder: hes kinda styling on you
NimrodXIV: the scarecrow text is the puzzle
 saucemaster5000: yeh it's more noticeable if you have long hair
 YawnLance: The notes on the scarecrows may be relevant to figuring out the correct one
 ContingentCat: yeah every 3 days is good for me
 BrowneePointz: and a lot of PoC and Curly haired Caucasian folks can't wash every day cuz it will fuck their hair up
 Mr_Horrible: it'll depend on your hair but generally I hear 3-4 times a week, yeah
 lochnessseammonster: now that my hair is buzzed i'm down to once a week
 Saintnex: my hair is too oily to not wash everyday lol
 betweenmyself: note suggested the “scary face” is the one that won’t attack you
 betweenmyself: oh, that was the first note, nvm
johnnylongtorso: you'll run out of scarecrows eventually
ButButTheJesus: ayyy ya got it!
 BusTed: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 circusofkirkus: baby face bois
 Fanklok: Shaving is too much work
 YFiddler: 
 YawnLance: Bare Ben
 lamina5432: how about grow it out.
Spades_Slicc: Ben with a goatee
DMGlol: 
 glitched_goddess: Ben needs mutton chops
 BrowneePointz: Go full mountain Man for DB
LightspeedSloth: Grow-a-beard desert bus
 Mr_Horrible: 
 circusofkirkus: how about just a mustache
 lochnessseammonster: both shave for an episode of "this game is for babies" 
 kumatsu: I have not been full shaved since high school, I don't wanna know
 GamerCat88: handlebars only
 circusofkirkus: what about mutton chops
 RealGamerCow: I have had my beard for 24 years, I wouldn't recognize myself
 Fanklok: Getting?
 Mr_Horrible: "No he's not"
ButButTheJesus: and curl it
 lochnessseammonster: would she appreciate the bit?
 saucemaster5000: If they shave their beards I'll cut my mid torso length hair
 lamina5432: I bet both you can pull sideburns
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Auction it off for DB
 BrowneePointz: Ben with a waxed stache would rock it
ghyllnox: 
dabudder: you'd kill that
 lochnessseammonster: let's mo-pe vember
 SnackPak_: think about it
 SquareDotCube: go for the prospector chin strap
 JKBalch: Ben would be a british army sergeant
 Fanklok: Ok how about Moustasche with attached mutton chops?
 GamerCat88: chia pet grow back
 Lockraemono: faie
 jacqui_lantern234: i think ben would look really cute with a mustache. this coming from a known lesbian 
 Lockraemono: fair
 saucemaster5000: that's how the all star curse happens
 YawnLance: parnets
 Lockraemono: o m g
 Morrigan9: it only comes back if you take it all off
 SymphonySolstice: the fae steal your beard
 MacbethSeemsSus: you get one beard per decade
 glitched_goddess: “Fine, fuck you. no more hair.”
 GamerCat88: deep cuts
sarahparagon: @jacqui_lantern234 Yeah, agreed haha
 jacqui_lantern234: @SymphonySolstice I STOLE NO SUCH THING
 ContingentCat: 
 betweenmyself: just grow your hair out real long, shave off your beard and do a comb-under 
 jacqui_lantern234: @sarahparagon MY LOVE!!!!! 😗
 BrowneePointz: plz I grow my beard back in like 2 months
 SymphonySolstice: @jacqui_lantern234 [clicks a pen, writes down a note]
 lamina5432: a puzzle Ben can’t solve
 kumatsu: right behind you
ButButTheJesus: tippeh tappeh
sarahparagon: @jacqui_lantern234 Hey cutie :3
 MacbethSeemsSus: stance up
 Mr_Horrible: no, Adam, keep gaslighting Ben for the bit
dabudder: they did a really good job making it ambigious with the movement
 jacqui_lantern234: @sarahparagon babe, hay is for horses 
dabudder: instead of just. turn around and its supernaturally fast
 jacqui_lantern234: still cant draw them, though 
 Fanklok: I'm playing Runescape and Country Jig came on the music randomizer and I gotta say it really sucks the tension out of this
dabudder: this feels more scary
 Lockraemono: how can she hit when she can't see
 Fanklok: Its a song
 circusofkirkus: @Fanklok old school or new?
 Fanklok: OSRS
 SnackPak_: o7
 circusofkirkus: @Fanklok hell  yeah
 BusTed: 
 BrowneePointz: and the Login Theme
 Aceviru: So many memories unlocked
 glitched_goddess: so all silent hill has taught me is that if I go to therapy then I’ll never be lost in spooky towns
 Fanklok: Ugh Sea Shanty 2 is such a tourist song
 lamina5432: just watched someone hit level 99 agility today
 raulghoulia: is it a TTbb? a top to bottom banger?
 Lockraemono: booty
dabudder: also. damn
 GamerCat88: damn
dabudder: shawty kinda nice
 WitchyTQ: why her whole ass out
 Lockraemono: why'd yall stop on the butt
 SymphonySolstice: caked up on a tuesday evening
dabudder: back absolutely broken
 vinewood_og: "Hear me out..."
 jacqui_lantern234: @WitchyTQ DONT JUDGE
 Dog_of_Myth: Caked up scarecrow
 RealGamerCow: Popping it
 DiscordianTokkan: damn
 SnackPak_: we found the hilf
 glitched_goddess: thicc scarecrow
 saucemaster5000: da pop
 WitchyTQ: @jacqui_lantern234 i shall
 Mr_Horrible: when the ball joints line up
  Juliamon: I have an anime figure posed like that
ratstronomer: spinning monkeys?
mulligan2six: Monkeys spinning monkeys
 DiscordianTokkan: the dussy
dabudder: @glitched_goddess okay hold on she aint thicc shes just making it work
letsbelgo: Monkeys Spinning Monkeys (Kevin MacLeod)
letsbelgo: is the name
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 thesimbiote: Spinning monkeys
 tajessa: 
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 Dreamlettuce: 
 RealGamerCow: 
 MrSarkhan: 
 GamerCat88: all star starts playing slowly
dabudder: thats a talent on its own
 betweenmyself: 
 Mr_Horrible: going Tex Avery
 saucemaster5000: tex avery face
ButButTheJesus: GOTT TAYUM
oberon939: Holy moly
 SymphonySolstice: [awooooga horn]
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahasash
 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible dammit
 Aceviru: Hahaha
 jacqui_lantern234: SOME BODY
 YFiddler: 
 wishiwassleeping: dat azzzz
 I_Am_Clockwork: the zombie scarecrows know what they're up to
 tajessa: GOTTIM
johnnylongtorso: if he had a bowtie it'd be spinning right now
 Fanklok: Bring out yer Amazonian emotes
 sarahparagon: I get it lmao
 vinewood_og: Awoogaa .mp4
 Mr_Horrible: "It's a cool place, but they say it gets colder"
 RealGamerCow: She got those shorts that gather up in the crack
 xantos69: I've never had any trouble getting that.
 HadesLeprechaun: monkeys spinning monkeys
 SymphonySolstice: oh
 SymphonySolstice: yeah
 tajessa: oh that one
 Mr_Horrible: some wii shopping channel ass music
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 jacqui_lantern234: @sarahparagon would you laugh if all star by smash mouth played every time i came?
 BrowneePointz: more like Starecrow amirite?
 jacqui_lantern234: this may be related to an earlier convo
 RealGamerCow: I
 thatguysteve2709: This is spooky
 sarahparagon: @jacqui_lantern234 No hesitation, yes 
 Lockraemono: hidden scarecrow is the least effective scarecrow
 Mr_Horrible: that's what Doom uses on Halloween instead of missiles
ButButTheJesus: (this one I didn't get at all)
 Kramburger: Looking away from another scarecrow?
 I_Am_Clockwork: look, riddle scarecrow, young people tody have ENOUGH trouble with sociatal beauty standards as is
 jacqui_lantern234: @sarahparagon SEE, YALL!!! get yourself a partner who shares your sense of humour
 glitched_goddess: good guess tho
 saucemaster5000: Or a partner who shares your four humours
 I_Am_Clockwork: are you trying to Panopticon the crows?
 Mr_Horrible: it starts the crows debating about scarecrows instead of harassing the crops
 glitched_goddess: existential scare crow
 Fanklok: Give the Scarecrow a Desert Eagle
 MacbethSeemsSus: Crow ptsd
 jacqui_lantern234: @saucemaster5000 shut the fuck up, sauce!!! 
 Lockraemono: it's a campaign of fear
ButButTheJesus: @jacqui_lantern234 i hope to!
 BusTed: the double reversal
 7gorobei: scarecrow equity
dabudder: uh oh
 Mr_Horrible: thank you, Adam
 Lockraemono: maybe one is looking away from the others?
 saucemaster5000: @jacqui_lantern234 
 HadesLeprechaun: weeping angel scarecrow
 Mr_Horrible: "point five oh"
 lochnessseammonster: i should re-watch that
 jacqui_lantern234: @ButButTheJesus listen, if i can find someone, then you DEFINITELY can
 Mr_Horrible: love that movie
 tajessa: man I should rewatch that
 Lockraemono: omgggg heallll
 Mr_Horrible: I mean you can't say the whole sentence
 Mr_Horrible: on twitch
 Lockraemono: rip
 Mr_Horrible: "Anything to declare?" "Yeah. Don't go to England."
LaeliaTBR: waht movie is this?
 jacqui_lantern234: what are you gonna do?! SHOOT ME?!?!?! -man, moments before getting shot
 NotCainNorAbel: pull your socks up!
 Mr_Horrible: @LaeliaTBR Snatch
LaeliaTBR: @Mr_Horrible thank you friend
 RealGamerCow: Bookies
 NotCainNorAbel: the bookies,
 Mr_Horrible: iirc that's Snatch
 Mr_Horrible: where they get stuck
BrindleBoar: Ben.
DrLigmaPhD: Yeah
 saucemaster5000: Those two movies have blended in my head
 Morrigan9: the cage around the door is Lock i thought
 jacqui_lantern234: no, a snatch is a euphemism for a vagina 
 Mr_Horrible: Snatch is my favorite of those 3, yeah
 lochnessseammonster: i should rewatch lock stock too
 sgowell: Turkish and Tommy
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 RealGamerCow: Them hitting the parked van 2 feet behind them kills me every time
 Mr_Horrible: @sgowell Yeah, Tommy. *Proper* fucked.
 The_Color_Twelve: ART
 jacqui_lantern234: ART
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this ART
 reptile___: yeah, that's Snatch - they rob the place but it doesn't have any money because they changed the fighter
MilkInBags: hello streamers
 lochnessseammonster: my mom always pronounces guy ritchie's name like he's french
 TehAmelie: honestly, In Bruges  basically eclipse Snatch
j_crane330: 
 saucemaster5000: @lochnessseammonster gee?
 TehAmelie: eclipses
 Mr_Horrible: @lochnessseammonster the appeal of going "Gee Ree Chee" is pretty strong tho
 sgowell: @mr_horrible brick top loves Tommy
 tajessa: In Bruges is also fantastic
 Lockraemono: at all???
 jacqui_lantern234: @MilkInBags WELL WELL WELL, MILK!!!!
MilkInBags: i tried to watch In Bruges in a plane, impossible to listen with all the noise
 saucemaster5000: I liked in bruges but I get it
 HadesLeprechaun: I loooved In Bruges, so funny
 lochnessseammonster: @saucemaster5000 yep. and she does the same thing to serge 
 glitched_goddess: ok but muppets
 frank_the_great: Damn, first time I've heard that
 RealGamerCow: In Bruges is a little too depressing for me
 Mr_Horrible: In Bruges is kino
 Mr_Horrible: but yeah it's also a big downer
MilkInBags: yeah next time ill ask for a parachute
 SymphonySolstice: simply leave the plane
johnnylongtorso: it's probably louder outside the plane
 Mr_Horrible: real tragicomedy
 lochnessseammonster: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: You can watch it outside the plane for a couple minutes
 vinewood_og: Muppets In Bruges
MilkInBags: is this Lies of J
ButButTheJesus: "you hurt me and hurt him"
 lochnessseammonster: @vinewood_og that would be great
 serramarkov: The first time I saw Speed, I was on a bus.
MilkInBags: 
 saucemaster5000: I'll throw my recommend here cause everyone should see "rebel ridge" if you want a cool action movie
 Mr_Horrible: don't call me out like this, Ben
MilkInBags: looking for james when smiling (both)
 jacqui_lantern234: its me, my face is disgusting 
MilkInBags: based
 jacqui_lantern234: (this is a lie)
 kdefinition: Are these even hints?
 BrowneePointz: that's what he said
 Mr_Horrible: 
 YawnLance: Ayo?
 saucemaster5000: Milk, I'ma get your ass
dabudder: @kdefinition i mean, they did misread it
 RealGamerCow: It hasn't been a boy scarecrow yet
 tehfewl: wouldn't know about that problem
 I_Am_Clockwork: you might find more , but maybe its just a pipe dream
ghyllnox: Dayum
 frank_the_great: Gaming
 MacbethSeemsSus: For what it's worth a lot of people have complained about this puzzle.
 WiJohn: Can't you repair pipe?
dabudder: they arent looking for one thats smiling
MilkInBags: i heard the gamers like this game, were they lying?
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 Lockraemono: smiling but staring at another?
 Transmuted_Elf: there is one girl that seems to have a mask on the back of her head?
 kdefinition: @dabudder Not by that much. They still got the gist.
 MilkInBags: who the fuck
 MilkInBags: oh, sauce
 MilkInBags: thanks :3
 saucemaster5000: Put your pants on for god's sake
 MilkInBags: next one for sure
 MilkInBags: (10 hours later)
 jacqui_lantern234: @saucemaster5000 no! i will be comfy in my undies!
 dumbo3k: I believe in you Ben!
 MacbethSeemsSus: I will never believe in you
 Mr_Horrible: "I've *ALWAYS* been a big fan of Grimm"
 glitched_goddess: 100% the next one
 lamina5432: what happens if we run out of pipes
 frank_the_great: Simply fight them all to gain xp
 MilkInBags: big lies of f vibes
 Mr_Horrible: who up scaring they crow
 saucemaster5000: @jacqui_lantern234 That's fine for you, just milk needed pants
 Lockraemono: whaaaaaaaaaaat
 jacqui_lantern234: @saucemaster5000 ok, good
 MilkInBags: steam refuuuuuund
 Mr_Horrible: they're sick of your shit
 Lockraemono: he said double or nothing, so two mobs
 Aceviru: Time to pull em all out and run
 Fanklok: RIVERS OF SKILL?
 glitched_goddess: infinite katana
 SymphonySolstice: they should give you a gun in ng+
 Mr_Horrible: they actually give you Rivers of Skill if you beat Hard Mode 
 Mr_Horrible: damn, now *I* wasn't fast enough
 Mr_Horrible: how the turn tables...
 SquareDotCube: read the puzzle again?
ButButTheJesus: "you hurt me and hurt him"
 saucemaster5000: So... this puzzle sure is a long one
 The_Color_Twelve: might be a translation issue?
 Mr_Horrible: the clues so far have all been written in first-person
DrLigmaPhD: Hidden face = ugly face?
dabudder: i feel like the first line could offer more info
 MilkInBags: hint: beat the game 
 MacbethSeemsSus: I've looked this up if you want the answer
dabudder: well its 'you hurt him and hurt *me* too'
dabudder: sorry
johnnylongtorso: this has definitely crossed the line from creepy to tedious
 thatguysteve2709: You got this double or nothing
ButButTheJesus: (i do agree that its hard to determine these. could've been worded better. the previous one i never understood)
 Mr_Horrible: you're looking for the person talking, not the person being addressed, yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Which one haven't they tried?
Racer_XXX: Believe in you
 SquareDotCube: I think you need to find the one that's neither?
 glitched_goddess: it looked like it saved at every correct one
DrLigmaPhD: Well I'm the smartest man alive
 lochnessseammonster: 
johnnylongtorso: Amygdala?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Well that puzzle sucked
 BrowneePointz: Reese's Puffs
Spades_Slicc: frosted flakes
 tajessa: coco pops
 Fanklok: French TOast Crunch
 frank_the_great: They look like they could use a hug
 saucemaster5000: Cinnamon toast crunch
 MilkInBags: count cocoa?
 Lockraemono: cinnamon toast crunch
 kdefinition: I have no idea how that related to the hint whatsoever
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 lochnessseammonster: corn pops
 Mr_Horrible: honey nut cheerios is pretty good
 RealGamerCow: Honeycomb
 lamina5432: coco puffs
ButButTheJesus: cocoa puffs
DrLigmaPhD: Coco puffs or coco pebbles
Spades_Slicc: Raisin Bran
 JKBalch: Oddly enough, grape nuts
ButButTheJesus: @lamina5432 high five
 saucemaster5000: cocoa puffs are dog
 niccus: australia's own koko krunch, or at least it used to
 omdorastrix: Brown Sugar Mini-Wheats? Or choco cereal os some sort
 Fanklok: RESSE'S PUFFS ARE DOG SHIT
 lochnessseammonster: frosted flakes
  theambivalentagender: Fruit loops
 frank_the_great: Hottest take: Kix. There's beauty in subtlety
 Fanklok: sorry
 WitchyTQ: omg i miss sugar crisp
 glitched_goddess: cinnamon toast crunch is strong
 MilkInBags: TO THE GROCERY STORE
 omdorastrix: Cimmamon toast crunch
DrLigmaPhD: Or Cinnamon Toast Crunch
 ladyjessica: cinnamon toast crunch
 MilkInBags: 
ButButTheJesus: same Ben
 lochnessseammonster: 
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Mr_Horrible: damn, Sugar Bear went MRA
prince_infidel: This game says yes all men
 Aceviru: Unfort
 Mr_Horrible: if you do both at once you explode
 SnackPak_: it petite
 Lockraemono: oh boy
 Aceviru: Lol
 MilkInBags: once a decade, makes a volcano explode
 glitched_goddess: like a fire hose
 saucemaster5000: all star sneezers
 gualdhar: Adam, you did admit it was a while since the last time... maybe you need a refresher
BrindleBoar: they call him the railgun
ghyllnox: 
 jacqui_lantern234: LISTEN I ALREADY KNOW IM LOUD 
DrLigmaPhD: Mostly ash?
ButButTheJesus: ew
 Mr_Horrible: every time he cums it ruins the local ecosystem?
 saucemaster5000: that's the only thing I remember about eraser
dabudder: adam's like mount saint helens: bill wurtz made a song about it
 raulghoulia: theres a reason theyre called railguns
 Blip2004: I just watched Eraser again a few weeks ago
ButButTheJesus: didn't that rifle break the sound barrier
PenguinoRojo: If he's like Mt St Helen, does that mean that when he does blow he will grey out the northern hemisphere?
 MilkInBags: but, there is no fridge!?
 MilkInBags: oh bridge
 Lockraemono: you can cross that one
 tajessa: F
 saucemaster5000: the little bridge aka a zneeze
 saucemaster5000: sneeze
 saucemaster5000: damn
 Lockraemono: bring the dolls
 SymphonySolstice: simply swim across
dabudder: @PenguinoRojo i mean, his nothern hemisphere is already greyed out
Spades_Slicc: Adam and a bridge, all we need now is a bottle of Port
 Aceviru: Here we go
 SymphonySolstice: yes
 ladyjessica: yes
 spethycakes: A luge? That's pretty slick
KWardJenx: Super DAve!
 glitched_goddess: can you construct some kind of rudimentary lathe?
 Mr_Horrible: unwoked
 omdorastrix: Super Dave - YAH!
 e_bloc: yeah
 Lockraemono: wokenupsleeper
DrLigmaPhD: Unwoked
 SnackPak_: time to cancel Adam
 MacbethSeemsSus: He's regressing!
 IanAllenBird: f
 Fanklok: Oh good finally
 MilkInBags: based (on this stream)
 ladyjessica: super Dave!
 tajessa: cancelled
plundypops: unwoke, big yoked
 Mr_Horrible: immediately makes a Kick account
 frank_the_great: Hoora
 sgowell: super Dave and Albert Brooks are brothers
 MilkInBags: ben are you against going to bed?
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Lockraemono: who is rinko
BrindleBoar: impending murder
 jacqui_lantern234: Adam Cancelledan 
 Lockraemono: rude
 Fanklok: Time to start peddling NFTs and supplements
DrLigmaPhD: Rinko what? Hockey?
 BusTed: game over
 Lockraemono: the real monster was humans all along
dabudder: ggs
Spades_Slicc: Get shoved idiot
dabudder: no re
 tehfewl: restart
 spethycakes: pardon?
 e_bloc: gg
DMGlol: damn he just pushed you
 BusTed: no, we got pushed
mjuukis: GET PUSHED
 tajessa: don't worry about it
NimrodXIV: she pushed you
 MilkInBags: i wouldnt lose consciousness by falling 5 steps
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We got pushed
Jadaris: gama ovar
 gibbousm: why would you do such a thing?
 Mr_Horrible: Rinko is the friend, we're Hinako
 sarahparagon: @jacqui_lantern234 
 YawnLance: Not girlfriend, she just likes Shu
 tajessa: @MilkInBags just dilt bifferent
 Lockraemono: dang
ButButTheJesus: rinko likes shu, shu not like her
 BrowneePointz: Milk I don't know how to tell you this
 SnackPak_: 
 BrowneePointz: but you can die from 5 steps if you hit your head wrong
 Mr_Horrible: Milt Different
 Aceviru: We're all "friends"
 Fanklok: Oh boy very cool and helpful fox guy
 MilkInBags: yeah well I'd hit my head right
 BusTed: I heard Magic Knife 2 was pretty good
 RealGamerCow: "rinko, if you saw fox boy, you would realize you're safe"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MilkInBags The correct way to hit your head is "not at all"
 jacqui_lantern234: @sarahparagon aww, just a laugh 😏
 MilkInBags: i did 4 years of judo i'm fine
 MilkInBags: *dies*
 tehfewl: thats how you get FOOSH injuries
DrLigmaPhD: Took a fall at work a couple days ago and bruised my palm
 Fanklok: You got cast in a movie?
 Mr_Horrible: Nope
DrLigmaPhD: Rabid
 glitched_goddess: oh I saw that it seems awful
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 0.o
 MilkInBags: oh in Nope?
 Lockraemono: it looked funny
 MilkInBags: oh ok not Nope
 BrowneePointz: Primate
 Mr_Horrible: oh, okay I do not know this one then
 BrowneePointz: I think
 quasi79fu: the monkey gets rabbies nand its callled PRimate
 HadesLeprechaun: The Monkey, the one with the cymbals, is very funny and actually great
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 tajessa: I might need to look that one up
 BrowneePointz: Good Boy looks really good
 SquareDotCube: it's that tweet
DrLigmaPhD: Hyper-intelligent chimp gets rabies, goes on killing spree
 BrowneePointz: and got really good reviews
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, the stephen king story?
 SymphonySolstice: birb!
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prince_infidel: Monkeys & apes shouldn't be pets the movie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Like the toy with the cymbals that's haunted?
 Fanklok: Yes
 MilkInBags: and die fucking fast
Spades_Slicc: Yes
 thatguysteve2709: Yes
 tajessa: yes
 HadesLeprechaun: @Thefluffiestguineapig that's the one with the cymbals on the cover, different one than they were talking about
 Fanklok: You would also die
 Mr_Horrible: yes, in that it'd kill you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes
Spades_Slicc: You'd die
 SymphonySolstice: sure don't
 ThorSokar: you would DIE
dabudder: if you got rabies you would die
 Lockraemono: correct
 jacqui_lantern234: you fuckin die REAL QUICK
  Sarah_Serinde: yeah you would become dead
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
 MilkInBags: rabies are very very dangerous like, 90% lethaL?
 shendaras: It is fatal in basically every case.
 frank_the_great: Nah, you're built different
 MacbethSeemsSus: Only three peope I think have ever survived rabies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You die, within 2 weeks
 thatguysteve2709: Rabies is very scary
 The_Color_Twelve: vaccine or nothign
DrLigmaPhD: You can treat it but success is low low
 lamina5432: it is
PenguinoRojo: you be very different, you'd die
 gibbousm: you get palative care
 glitched_goddess: it like destroys your brain
 ThorSokar: you get a shot within 24 hours or you're COOKED
 SymphonySolstice: as soon as you show symptoms it's too late
 BrowneePointz: It attacks your Central Nervous system
 omdorastrix: surviving rabies once it's set in is lke 1 in 100k or something
 Lockraemono: you gotta get a shot to prevent infection asap if it's even possible you got bit
mjuukis: there's like 9 people who have survived rabies
 tajessa: yeah, basically 100% fatal once you have symptoms
 BrowneePointz: so you die FAST fast
 spethycakes: That's why you get like 3 different shots after you get bit by a suspicious creature
 Mr_Horrible: turns out we like sex more than interacting with wild animals
 niccus: most viruses we don't really have proper cures
 wishiwassleeping: once start showing symptoms, it’s too kate
 Mr_Horrible: who knew?
 kumatsu: the shot we do have is EXTREMELY painful
 ThorSokar: and the shot for rabies SUCKS
 tehfewl: get your rabies vaccine if you are worried
 jacqui_lantern234: as an ace-spec person, yeah bens right
 raulghoulia: untreated gonorrhea can lead to your hearing voices and usually more religious
 MacbethSeemsSus: So yeah, if an animal bites you GET YOUR VACCINE
 JKBalch: We stealing fox boyfriends stuff?
 Fanklok: I mean I guess you could possibly be some kind of genetic freak that's immune
 Kramburger: Dude, we can't cure a flu, you think we can cure rabies?
 Mr_Horrible: it does actually have pretty good atmosphere, yeah 
 couchboyj: Rabies is also super rare in modern times
 Mr_Horrible: but that's not why we tune in here
DrLigmaPhD: It's a viral disease but it includes a prion which is basically impossible to beat
 omdorastrix: The *SHOTS* for rabies suck.  One in the wound and one in each limb, then 2 rounds of follow up boosters over 2 weeks
Spades_Slicc: There's a vaccine that is an effective treatment, but if symptoms develop there's only one "treatment": The Milwaukee Protocol, a chemically induced coma that only one person who has been put through it has ever recovered from
 lochnessseammonster: it's too smart... keeps changing
 TehAmelie: there have been 4 or 5 people who have been considered to have survived rabies, since some breakthrough in 2018
 tajessa: rabies is freaking horrifying
 Kramburger: Don't use teeth Adam
 lochnessseammonster: that is a helpful reminder i need to get my flu shot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lockraemono So the ideal scenario is you get the preventative vaccinations in advance by at minimum months, then get revaccinated in case of an incident. You don't develop the antibodies fast enough with an acute exposure
 SquareDotCube: keep chewing that scenery
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
 WitchyTQ: its basically human zombie disease but real
NimrodXIV: shot with a shotgun maybe
 wishiwassleeping: Rabies causes hydrophobia
PhuzNutz: "The flu" is a fairly generic group of viruses.
 raulghoulia: you can't drink water with rabies
 MacbethSeemsSus: No, you get the shot so it DOESNT progress
 shendaras: Rabies can also develop many months after being bitten, too, depending on where the bite happens.
DrLigmaPhD: If an animal is even suspected it's instant death sentence no matter what
LaeliaTBR: new show where adam gets random diseases to see if he survives
 Mr_Horrible: if you get contact you basically go immediately to a hospital or you're just rolling the dice
drcthulu: no it's like 16 needles to cure it
 Lockraemono: gotta get the docs in here
 SquareDotCube: A mutated form of rabies is the explantion behind L4D's zombies
 Mr_Horrible: not the 28 *Years* Later one? With the massive hog?
 ThorSokar: you get a shot within 24 hours, and that shot SUCKS, and most likely you're ok
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Treatment involves a medically induced coma in a bariatric chamber for a CHANCE
 Lockraemono: gamblin man
  theambivalentagender: So the way they discovered how to treat rabies is actually really fascinating, and it's an extreme medical thing they have to do
 Darleysam: dies to hospital door 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And if you survive it's guaranteed brain damage
dabudder: OOH SWORD
 Lockraemono: dying a bad death too
 niccus: you don't really cure it, it's slowly working its way up your nerves and you're training your body with the vaccine so it does anything
DrLigmaPhD: American possums are immune tho
Spades_Slicc: Naginata
 BrowneePointz: I think that's a Naginata
dabudder: well. i think its a polearm
DrLigmaPhD: Too low a body temp
 ThorSokar: oh it's WAY better than what will happen if you don't get it
dabudder: naginata sure
 ContingentCat: The shots better than dying of rabies yeah
 Mr_Horrible: USD or CAD?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DrLigmaPhD Due to low body temperature IIRC
letsbelgo: naginata
dabudder: basically a polearm
Spades_Slicc: @DrLigmaPhD Not immune, more resistant than most mammals
 omdorastrix: It's not A shot in 24 hours, it's 5 - then a follow up booster each week for 2 more weeks
deinonychus24: My friend had to get the rabies shot just because a bat got near her and she didn't know if it touched her.
BrindleBoar: should've gone with a gorillion dollars there
DrLigmaPhD: @Spades_Slicc I stand minorly corrected
 Darleysam: I bet they let you have it, but it's ceremonial and you just use it to open a door
 ThorSokar: there's videos of people dying from rabies and you should not watch them
 itira: <message deleted>LOL
 tajessa: 
 itira: <message deleted>got them
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 jacqui_lantern234: SHUT UP BEN XD
 serramarkov: Rabies is not a joke. It has horrible effects on a person.
 TehAmelie: real ralk, rabies is so fucking bad we developed the entire cultural concept of zombies to try and deal with it
 lochnessseammonster: i laughed 
 MilkInBags: 
BrindleBoar: F
MWGNZ: o7
 SnackPak_: wooooow
 Lockraemono: owneddddd
Spades_Slicc: o7
 lamina5432: o7
 jacqui_lantern234: o7
DrLigmaPhD: Got any polearms? Nah I got nagi-nadda
 MilkInBags: poor itira
 WitchyTQ: HEY THATS MY FRIEND
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
ghyllnox: o7
CoderBugsworth: o7
  theambivalentagender: Basically they realised it was the neurological symptoms that killed you, but if your body had time it could fight off the virus. So they put the victim in basically a deep coma for like two weeks. When she came out of it she had to relearn how to do EVERTHING but she lived
Boon_33: o7
 BrowneePointz: Look I didn't not have friends in school  and NOT know random Eastern Weapon trivia
DragaFireHawk: 
 vinewood_og: o7
 spethycakes: o7
 lochnessseammonster: o7
 MilkInBags: PROTEST
letsbelgo: Oh, a Noh stage. Going to be more creepy masks
sparkywondersnail: they used to inject them in your abdomen, I don’t think they do that anymore
 frank_the_great: rip bozo
 jacqui_lantern234: @WitchyTQ im sorry 
 Kramburger: *Liked, Ben
 lamina5432: Adam is in the mood today
ButButTheJesus: aw 
 WitchyTQ: i didnt say shoot me i said dont shoot them
 Fanklok: Remember when you timed me out and your power went out?
dabudder: though there should be some sort of mechanic to jump in front of the bullet
 omdorastrix: My other half got bit by a dog and had to go through the rabies protocol.  Got one shot IN the bite, plus 2 more in the opposite limb and leg, then had to get follow up shots every 7 days for 2 weeks. seven days
drcthulu: I need to go to bed soon can you shoot me
  theambivalentagender: Woops sorry
PenguinoRojo: Walks on plank flooring, spooked by its creaking
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I had to get the prophylactic vaccinations for my job and those sucked, and have less than a 24 hour window to ensure you get them precisely 2 weeks apart or you have to start the series over again
 Fanklok: I see you haven't learend your lesson yet
 spethycakes: @Fanklok sounds like you're asking to be timed out again
 WitchyTQ: im texting itira now
 Lockraemono: adam plz
 omdorastrix: The better half
 Kramburger: Jesus, Adam
 lochnessseammonster: 
dabudder: whats that big rat on the map
dabudder: ??
 serramarkov: They are not immune.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No they aren't immune
 lochnessseammonster: sounds like a keeper
 Lockraemono: 
drcthulu: is Lycanthropy just rabbies?
 jacqui_lantern234: NO SHES NOT SINGLE 
 tajessa: dpubt
 Lockraemono: rabbbbies
BrindleBoar: @dabudder I think that's a fox
 tajessa: doubt. dammit
 MacbethSeemsSus: He's an expert, saw one tiktok
 YawnLance: @jacqui_lantern234 Is she baptized though? 👀
 Mr_Horrible: that "something" doing a lotta work
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They would need a titer test to determine if they required additional booster shots
 kumatsu: you could say it, but that doesn't mean it's true
 spethycakes: you can say a lot of things
DragaFireHawk: He's been a expert for five minutes
 Kramburger: White man googles things once and acts like an expert
 Fanklok: Adam's unwoke arc is making extremely harmful Youtube videos about diseases
 glitched_goddess: I’m something of an infectious disease expert myself
 omdorastrix: They were 'immune' for like a month.  If they got bit again today they'd need to go through the whole protocol again.
 serramarkov: I trust my best friend who is a PhD Virologist.
 niccus: obsession with rabies is the first sign of rabies
 BrowneePointz: "I can skill diff Viral Encephalitis"
 sarahparagon: @jacqui_lantern234 Less single than even the average person in a relationship even :3
 jacqui_lantern234: @YawnLance i forget, @sarahparagon are you?
dabudder: uh oh
dabudder: scary noise
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also for real, PLEASE VACCINATE YOUR PETS
 jacqui_lantern234: @sarahparagon im not even your only partner! XD
 shendaras: the unwoke arc
 spethycakes: the antiwoke adam saga continues
 ThorSokar: Do you also run a facebook group on rabies awareness, after all that "research" you've done?
LightspeedSloth: Adam from Loading Rabies Run
  theambivalentagender: Also this is why I wanted to slap people at Petsmart when they got mad at me for insisting on updated rabies vaccine records before we took their dogs
 10of9: didn't someone related to Elvis die of rabies recently?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I know Adam is having fun, but it is a horrible way for them to need to die
 Mr_Horrible: MMA and HGH
 MacbethSeemsSus: So post-cocain arc is the unwoke arc
 lochnessseammonster: that sounds so much worse than un woked
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 JKBalch: So Adam went from his Cocaine arc to Unwoke arc
 hesterbyrde: Thank you for all the spoops, y'all!
 Dog_of_Myth: Adam noooo
 sarahparagon: @YawnLance I think so? At least I was raised like I was lmao
 Mr_Horrible: he looks fucked--up, yeah
 shendaras: maybe shill for some health supplements or something?
 lochnessseammonster: it is
 Mr_Horrible: he's a trapezoid, but sideways
 MacbethSeemsSus: Noted Path of Exiles 2 player, Elon Musk
 jacqui_lantern234: @sarahparagon listen, you got better 
 raulghoulia: his name is Poppin Fresh
dabudder: the pillsbury dough boy can take the libel, given the ghostbusters fiasco
 ThorSokar: the pilsberry doe boy knows what he did
 Kramburger: Musk looks like a red dwarf robot
 lochnessseammonster: like playing smash mouth unexpectedly
 Fanklok: Pilsbury Doughboy is clearly a nasty little freak
 Mr_Horrible: canonically he doesn't
 RealGamerCow: He survives cooking, he'll be fine
 WitchyTQ: "he's gonna go bad eventually" is wild
 spethycakes: The OG voice of the Pillsbury Dough Boy is an alum of my university
 Lockraemono: he's animated tho
 Morrigan9: pokemon baptised?
 BrowneePointz: Ben the plot of Detective Pikachu LITERALLY has Mewtwo messing with souls
 BusTed: Q.E.D.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends on the Pokemon
 lamina5432: ben pokemon are souless
DrLigmaPhD: Pokemon have ghosts and therefore souls
 RealGamerCow: brother ew
 Lockraemono: all star.wav
 Mr_Horrible: All-Star creeping onto the radio
 Mr_Horrible: it's a good'un
 niccus: all-star behind you all the time
 hesterbyrde: The sound design on this game is excellent.
 YawnLance: The game is amazing at creating an atmosphere... when you're not chatting about STDs 
 Lockraemono: meat goes bad too, are you going bad??
 lochnessseammonster: true
 NotCainNorAbel: are we not all made of dough?
 Kramburger: Go off, doughboy
 gibbousm: it takes at least 100 years for an inanimate object to become alive and self-aware
 Fanklok: Dough will only go bad if the yeast in it dies
 lochnessseammonster: as a baker, i agree
BrindleBoar: @Lockraemono yep
 ThorSokar: then you have SOURdough
 ladyjessica: there’s problem someone switched him to evil
 tehfewl: they just remake him from his starter
 glitched_goddess: covered in fur
 WitchyTQ: he will never die as long as we feed the yeast
 ContingentCat: You don't want a Pillsbury Mold boy?
 sarahparagon: If your bad boys start stinking up the house, tell them to take a shower
 jacqui_lantern234: @YawnLance listen, its important to practice safe sex 
 spethycakes: a whole new kind of yeast infection
 frank_the_great: Have you considered that he's magic, and with God, anything is possible?
 niccus: if you wash him do you get gluten/seitan
 BrowneePointz: yea there's a recipe for it
dabudder: better than the pilsbury playboy
PenguinoRojo: its literally just dough
 Fanklok: Playdo is 3 ingredients
 Dog_of_Myth: @frank_the_great For he has risen!!
 BrowneePointz: it's basically edible clay
 vinewood_og: Crescent moon! Crescent moon!!!!
 Morrigan9: Big Playdough commin
 glitched_goddess: hasbro doesn’t fuck around
PhuzNutz: Pinkerton coming for ya
 frank_the_great: You don't mess with big dough
 ThorSokar: the recipe for playdough isn't a secret
  Juliamon: Homemade play-doh is like, one of the fundamentals of parenthood
 jacqui_lantern234: @sarahparagon only if you shower with me 😏
 DeM0nFiRe: Paint him yellow and give him a job at a nuclear power plant and call him Pillsbury D'Oh Boy
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 sarahparagon: Made so much homemade play-doh as a kid tbh
 spethycakes: until tonight
 BrowneePointz: Adam ate glue and playdoh as a kid and is still around
 BrowneePointz: anyone can make it
 ThorSokar: for varying definitions of ok
drcthulu: It could have been glue
 SnackPak_: that explains the glue incident
 ContingentCat: My mom made fake playdough too yeah, it's just like flour and water and salt
 Fanklok: @BrowneePointz Adam ate glue as an adult not as a kid
 JKBalch: It's the Yee-haw room
 Lockraemono: are you hinako
 Mr_Horrible: oh so because the doll's a woman you won't listen to her? 
 ThorSokar: does it have a lot of cowboy hats in it?
 RealGamerCow: "uhhh, who wrote this?" -Hinako
 BrowneePointz: that's called Vore
 Mr_Horrible: yes
 Lockraemono: conflicting info
 artdecosunburn: Good thing we don't have to go to the Eastern Room. Trump tore it down this week.
 jacqui_lantern234: the best western room is the western room i can find @sarahparagon in  (yes, i will be insufferably cute about this)
 betweenmyself: there are worse things to eat when you’re a kid.  I ate a carton of cigarettes at two years old and had to get my stomach pumped 
drcthulu: I think the phrase growing old is mandatory growing up is optional is very Adam
 Fanklok: From a vore perspective
 SnackPak_: what a trooper
 Morrigan9: um
 sarahparagon: @betweenmyself WHAT
 underhill33: jesus
 frank_the_great:   
 Mr_Horrible: Hinako is the player character, Sakuko is the friend who got merc'd, Rinko is the jealous friend, and Shu is the oblivious boy-buddy
 hesterbyrde: ATE them???
 raulghoulia: more than one is wild
 Lockraemono: yummy
 glitched_goddess: I mean if I had a nickel
 jacqui_lantern234: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ATE THEM
 Fanklok: We're going to sit here and watch you eat this entire carton of cigarettes
Xed_Regulus: Children be wack, yo
 NotCainNorAbel: maybe the next cig will be tasty?
 betweenmyself: i was two years old, I don’t remember that shit
 IanAllenBird: wait a /carton/ not a /pack/?
 omdorastrix: Did you think they were the popeye candy cigs?
 ThorSokar: did you have a heart attack after?
 hesterbyrde: Surely you mean a pack and not a full ass carton.
 Mr_Horrible: ate the pack like a kit-kat
 vinewood_og: I mean they got caught eating one, and then they had to eat the whole carton. You know? As a lesson.
 RealGamerCow: That's a LOT of volume for a 2 year old
drcthulu: How did a 2 year old eat a whole carton?
 lochnessseammonster: i think the worst thing i ate was sand
 BrowneePointz: that's a lot of arsenic to swallow
 ContingentCat: A whole carton? Why wouldn't you stop?
 RealGamerCow: a carton is the SIZE of a 2 year old
 BrowneePointz: how did you not die?
 sarahparagon: Ben, do you know how big a carton is
TomatoKigu: I drank gasoline and had to get my stomach pumped…multiple times, apparently.
 Mr_Horrible: oh, right, yeah
Boon_33: I don't see how you get to pack 2 before trippin ballz
 Lockraemono: maybe they meant pack
 vinewood_og: Eat up, Johnny!
Spades_Slicc: Isn't a carton like 16 packs?
 hesterbyrde: I do actually like the smell of tobacco.
BrindleBoar: yeah I've never eaten a cig, maybe they're delicious
 Mr_Horrible: you were losing value, Ben 
 glitched_goddess: delicious asbestos
 BrowneePointz: I knew a kid that drank hand sanitizer in high school
 BrowneePointz: cuz they wanted to get drunk
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Fanklok: We learned from you
 MacbethSeemsSus: *peant baby with a smoker voice* ah
 YFiddler: Care for a new experience?
 ExtraWubs: 500 hundred cigarettes
 niccus: we're mildly leaded
Boon_33: @Spades_Slicc 10X20 packs, 200 cigs
  theambivalentagender: I ate ants
 lochnessseammonster: it's interesting the audience you appeal to 
 JKBalch: Baby need smoko
 NotCainNorAbel: reminder: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MuddyShakingClintDAESuppy-OH5nVdEgw8WX-xRg
 hesterbyrde: I never ate anything weird. We did snort pixie stix like cocaine in high school just for fun.
Xed_Regulus: I drank herbicide mixed with water from a watering can
 vinewood_og: Did you know it's Gobbler season at Wawa!?
 Fanklok: That's just following
drcthulu: You know what they say about how a chat resembles the hosts
 jacqui_lantern234: when i was 2 i drank bourbon cause i thought it was apple juice
 frank_the_great: Blame it on Alex, EZ
 quasi79fu: You mean you didnt eat the lead paint chips from the wallls?
 Fanklok: I'm from the Escapist days
 glitched_goddess: I remember when Zippo Tricks McEdgelord happened live lol
 Mr_Horrible: I ate a brad as a kid, but I think that's the only weird thing
 Lockraemono: uh oh
 BusTed: let's get into this
 jacqui_lantern234: nonono, bens right
 Aceviru: Hahaha
 lamina5432: are you not in a bromance?
 ContingentCat: 
 SnackPak_: no, Bens right
 ThorSokar: I MEAN... pretty sure there's a shackle under the desk
  theambivalentagender: I knew a kid in high school who would dip his hand in hand sanitizer and set it on fire
 Lockraemono: no no no
drcthulu: I vote Ben
 itira: MY FLAWLESS RECORD!!!
 JKBalch: @Mr_Horrible Cannibalism yay
 ThorSokar: MODs, we need a poll
 omdorastrix: My mom was a bus drive when I was in primary school and would take me on the bus with her for startup and 2 routes (her 3rd route was my school) to this day the smell of a diesel engine is calming
 Mr_Horrible: @JKBalch he had it coming for being such a sweetie 
 betweenmyself: I didn’t consume the entire carton, but I got a good 40% of the way through before my mom noticed
mulligan2six: So who is the bouyant and who is the girlant?
 artdecosunburn: @glitched_goddess Charlemagne had an asbestos tablecloth he used to dazzle barbarian chief during the Dark Ages. He would spill wine on it, and toss it in the fire to clean it.
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 jacqui_lantern234: you came up on the wheel?!?! [all star starts playing]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @theambivalentagender did he let any drip off?
 RealGamerCow: 40% is still 8 packs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So 40% of 500?
 SnackPak_: 
 ExtraWubs: I liked to stare into the sun and now I have light sensitivity
 calculated_uncertainties: Ghostwriter
Boon_33: 4 packs is 80 ciggs
 lochnessseammonster: 
 sarahparagon: Shit, what am I doing now then?
 AugmentingPath: Do you wipe your mouth after eating like 100 cigarettes?
 MilkInBags: they hire henchmen to move things
 BusTed: They have to concentrate like in Ghost
 IanAllenBird: trevor from Ghosts
johnnylongtorso: @calculated_uncertainties word
 tajessa: the Patrick Swayze 1990 film Ghost begs to differ
 BrowneePointz: he's just method acting for Ghost 2 now
 Faulpyr: also in real life
 BusTed: It helps if they have a Whoopie Goldberg
 vinewood_og: Spoilers!!!
rustywir3s: too soon
 lochnessseammonster: they're too old to understand technology
 omdorastrix: Had a friends Black Lab (dog) eat: a rising 2-pound loaf of un-baked sourdough, a pound-and-a-half of butter, and 1 whole package of dark baking chocolate. (not all at once)
PhuzNutz: Slimmer kinda, more telepathy though
 lochnessseammonster: no typing
Racer_XXX: A two year old ghost would be bad at typing.
 Fanklok: If ghosts can't touch tings tehn explain Stands Adam
 Mr_Horrible: 
 jacqui_lantern234: SURE it isnt, ben 
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 glitched_goddess: there’s that ghost Crusher fucks in TNG
 itira: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: my man's finger pecking out here
 ThorSokar: Patrick Swayze ate too many cigarettes too
BrindleBoar: weesa all makea mistakeys
 shendaras: like never learning to swim
rustywir3s: yousa said what?!
drcthulu: meesa have regrets
 GreyThey: Also, Patrick Swayze died 16 years ago
 BrowneePointz: Yea!
 sarahparagon: If you have to say you type well,, 
 NotCainNorAbel: hell yeah!
 glitched_goddess: hell yeah
 BusTed: I remember Ghostwriter
 GreyThey: (So, yes)
 couchboyj: He can hunt AND peck, he's a double threat
 spethycakes: I loved Ghostwriter!
 calculated_uncertainties: Best show.
  theambivalentagender: Mesa have regrets
prince_infidel: Yeah
 ladyjessica: yes
 Orestes290: So good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I read the books
Wrexadecimal: I remember watching it
PenguinoRojo: I remember that show
johnnylongtorso: THABTO
 Lysander_salamander: I haven't seen it.  Didn't have the schedule matching up
 JKBalch: The fucking purple goop monster scared me so bad
 Mr_Horrible: no, those movies came out when I was in high school 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ladyjessica: the one with the chemicals in the community garden is the one I always remember
 Orestes290: How about Eerie Indiana
 sarahparagon: 
 BrowneePointz: Julia Stiles first acting gig!
 Lockraemono: as long as the letters get typed
 BusTed: the poor man's goosebumps
 BrowneePointz: Disney Plus just put So Weird on!
 jacqui_lantern234: @sarahparagon you have no leg to stand on, miss "maybe i have autism and adhd" 😏
dabudder: dont trust our fox boyfirend??
 Dog_of_Myth: I remember Eerie Indiana! Foreverwear
 Mr_Horrible: but he's so handsome
 glitched_goddess: eerie Indiana started my fear of dogs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or it might be don't trust Shu
 BrowneePointz: Did anyone watch Big Wolf on Campus?
 Lockraemono: :3
 ExtraWubs: I hunt and peck but without looking, it tends to end up quicker but I have low accuracy
dabudder: ohhhh. the fox on the map is moving
 RealGamerCow: my friend two finger types 60 words per minute.
 Lockraemono: you don't wanna see how I type, it isn't hunt and peck but it's stupid
dabudder: thats terrifying
Boon_33: a fox that's untrustworthy? in japan of all places? completely contained within your kitchen?
 Lysander_salamander: to be fair, phone typing is pretty much two-finger hunt-and-peck
 SnackPak_: 
 jacqui_lantern234: SECRET TUNNEL
 sarahparagon: @jacqui_lantern234 I mean, I can type well, doesn't mean I can get my thoughts into the written word well haha
dabudder: this game so scary
rustywir3s: naginata much
 Lockraemono: this b would be dead already man
 SnackPak_: lets go!
 BusTed: You can make that check out to "cash"
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 AugmentingPath: +10 mil
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 Fanklok: Sword on stick
 artdecosunburn: @Lysander_salamander Unless you still use a  Blackberry.
 shendaras: 
ButButTheJesus: but i love lamp
 Lockraemono: get monopoly dollars on set for these things
 Fanklok: You'll get money from Adam once you get it from Sakako
 MacbethSeemsSus: He didn't say what currency
 jacqui_lantern234: @sarahparagon mhmm 😏
letsbelgo: nagigotta
Racer_XXX: Give that man his ten million dollars.
 Lockraemono: are these monsters mannequins or people???
 Mr_Horrible: @Lockraemono good question. next question
 BrowneePointz: This was my favorite class in For Honor
 raulghoulia: relight it from those candles?
 Lockraemono: categorization purposes
 jacqui_lantern234: but ben, im here!  i AM LITERALLY a lantern 
BrindleBoar: I was told to keep 'em separated
 Lysander_salamander: dream logic I guess?
 Lockraemono: wtf ben did you call me
 Lockraemono: lockrae moe no
 Dog_of_Myth: In 2025 no less
 Fanklok: Adam and Lockraemono are starting a pod cast
 Lockraemono: you said mah no
 Lockraemono: !!!!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wow, the unwoke arc's getting intense
 itira: 
Wrexadecimal: lacroixmoeno
Racer_XXX: They can be both, theyre a dual threat.
 jacqui_lantern234: La Croix Manon 
 Fanklok: DEBORAH
 Lockraemono: noooo it's moe no!!!!!!
 Lockraemono: I stg
 JKBalch: Everybody loves Lockraemono
 ExtraWubs: la croi mono
 SnackPak_: rip
 lochnessseammonster: everybody loves lockraemono
Spades_Slicc: @Lockraemono Moe?
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 BrowneePointz: Lacrimosa
 ExtraWubs: @jacqui_lantern234 damn you beat me to it
 jacqui_lantern234: @JKBalch 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Lockraemono: D:
Spades_Slicc: gotdang no accents
Boon_33: 
 jacqui_lantern234: @ExtraWubs 
 omdorastrix: That's my favourite Evanecence song
mulligan2six: Brad Garret
 raulghoulia: Brad Garret
 lochnessseammonster: 
 RealGamerCow: No, Adam's actually funny
 jacqui_lantern234: 
Spades_Slicc: @Lockraemono moé
  RayFK: Locke
letsbelgo: Brad Garret
 Lockraemono: I'm deleting yall
 Mr_Horrible: Grin Berrit
 Fanklok: Ray's brother was his name I think
 itira: gettem!
 BrowneePointz: Robert
 BrowneePointz: his name was Robert
 Dog_of_Myth: Adam has been funny all night
 jacqui_lantern234: @Spades_Slicc moé szyslak?! 
 JKBalch: I think this foxboy may be a Bluebeard situation
 Fanklok: When did this shit turn into Dynasty Warriors?
 Mr_Horrible: Thanos snapping but you delete the wrong half
 BrowneePointz: They Showed Moe's Fiancee again this week on the Simpsons! @jacqui_lantern234
 lochnessseammonster: 
 RealGamerCow: I meant Adam can't be Brad Garrett because Adam is funny and Brad is not
 sarahparagon: I mean,,,,
iamasock_ttv: i mean who doesnt like cool porn and weed
 jacqui_lantern234: @BrowneePointz i havent watched the simpsons in YEARS XD
 Faulpyr: the new one is great!
 Fanklok: You're Guan Yu you uneducated charlatan
 WitchyTQ: hey chat what was your last google search dont lie
 BrowneePointz: Um excuse you Dynasty Warriors 4 was goated
 Mr_Horrible: they're a niche, but they're pretty fun once you get the rhythm
 raulghoulia: Adam is Wei Yan
 BrowneePointz: uh no Hyrules Warriors runs like hot garbage
Wrexadecimal: DW Gundam Reborn tho.
 BrowneePointz: oh no*
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, Hyrule Warriors was fun
 niccus: i think adam could get deep into romance of the three kingdoms
 Lockraemono: bigstab
 Fanklok: @raulghoulia No truer words have ever been spoken
 lochnessseammonster: i learned last week that danny elfman wrote the simpson's theme
 NotCainNorAbel: @WitchyTQ wiki rabies
 itira: @WitchyTQ my favorite sushi placeseses phone number
 jacqui_lantern234: @WitchyTQ distance between niagara and north bay
 BrowneePointz: I watched Hyrule Warriors almost brick my buddy's Wii U
Wrexadecimal: Also the Fist of the North Star Dynasty Warriors games.
dabudder: 'yeah i guess that enemy was naga.... NOT a problem'
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @WitchyTQ "effect of hydromorphone 6 month old male neutered kitten"
 Lockraemono: startled
 jacqui_lantern234: wait no, distance from niagara and ottawa
 Dog_of_Myth: Just stab the scary books Ben
 betweenmyself: think they only Musou-type game I put any time into was 99 Nights on the 360 
 ThorSokar: "I didn't ask how big the room was I said I cast fireball"
 Lockraemono: let's meet in the close quarters :3
 sarahparagon: @WitchyTQ "Bit by animal that looked weird, why do I hate water now?"
 Mr_Horrible: love to see a note that says "Toe to tip, that's a curse"
 lochnessseammonster: @WitchyTQ calgary bakery (searching for long distance anniversary gift)
rustywir3s: ohhhh that's the dead friend's family, right?
  RayFK: blue jays vs dodgers
 Lockraemono: mine was "where to watch signs"
 frank_the_great: nelson salahub wife
 IanAllenBird: mine was jock jams
 Saintnex: primate
Wrexadecimal: milwaukee protocol
 7gorobei: mine was luge
 JKBalch: "Green beans onion mushroom casserole" turned out well
 Mr_Horrible: OH! It was "how to disable twitch watch streak notifications"
 spethycakes: "<local area> black duck with white head"
 MacbethSeemsSus: the stupid scarecrow puzzle
 KCMcG: nhl team expansion over time
 SymphonySolstice: @WitchyTQ "blueberry guitars" (they're SO pretty)
 spethycakes: oh, were we not supposed to be literal?
 tajessa: typing speed test
 Lockraemono: y i k e s
 Jobot180: How to make salsa
 ContingentCat: Blue Jays
 Fanklok: It was someting aboiut a local garage
 NotCainNorAbel: lol
 WitchyTQ: how do you search new porn then adam??
 Lockraemono: for porn
 sarahparagon: Something cowards use
Racer_XXX: Snickerdoodle Blondie brownie recipe.
Spades_Slicc: Milwaukee protocol is what they do to people who's rabies progress to symptoms
 Lockraemono: he just said he has never orgasmed
 BrowneePointz: it's the mode that they SAY they don't track your stuff
Xed_Regulus: AMC schedule today
  Sarah_Serinde: so many companies
 frank_the_great: My incognito one: how to spell pararel
 BrowneePointz: but they still do
 sarahparagon: lmao
 MacbethSeemsSus: to stop cookies and trackers
 Saintnex: wooooow
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 tajessa: 
 calculated_uncertainties: 5e2014 vampire spawn
 ThorSokar: All the cookies that sniff data from other sites
 jacqui_lantern234: BENJAMIN
  RayFK: Incognito for me is "This is such a stupid question I don't want it in my history"
letsbelgo: Oh adam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: it doesn't influence other searches
ghyllnox: It's the mode that automatically deletes your history
 BusTed: how vulgar
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 betweenmyself: @witchytq Sentinel TV show (only ever watched up through Season 3 and just found out there was a 4th)
 Lockraemono: UHHHHH
 SnackPak_: gettem Ben
 tajessa: @RayFK honestly same
 jacqui_lantern234: DAAAAAAAMN
 ContingentCat: Ouch
 BusTed: @RayFK this
 Fanklok: But what if I one shot Enchanbt Worldle?
 jacqui_lantern234: matt deserves it 
 frank_the_great: My family posts our wordle scores in a group chat, and it's nice b/c it keeps the convo going
ButButTheJesus: mine was "desert bus don't laugh water" so i could find where wiggins references the angry/spicy water: https://youtu.be/sB5n6wnT61w
  Juliamon: "decsync cc" was my last search bc I'm boring
 Mr_Horrible: I think it's still fun to compare with friends, but just broadcasting it is odd at this point
 BrowneePointz: they can still see your info now
 WitchyTQ: its the way you get new porn without it ruining your algo
ButButTheJesus: that is NOT the
ButButTheJesus: wtf
  Sarah_Serinde: it's "I don't want to get ads for this random thing"
 ThorSokar: browser history and all cookies get nuked
 vinewood_og: Gotta do some home work
 NotCainNorAbel: not everyone lives alone
 MacbethSeemsSus: I do it so whatever random thing I look up doesn't become every video on youtube
 Dog_of_Myth: Have to hide your shame
 Lockraemono: I don't want my porn tastes tainting my normal searching
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 Mr_Horrible: there's this thing called a "family computer" savidan
 lochnessseammonster: it helps when you're searching for flights so it doesn't immediately go up the next time you check
 BrowneePointz: do Nu Porn involve a DJ?
 BrowneePointz: does*
 Faulpyr: It’s good if you want to sign into something with not your normal logins
dabudder: i love how UNSCARY yall are making this moment its kinda breathtaking. lets nope boys are already good at this but this is a new level
johnnylongtorso: @Mr_Horrible it's called a NES in North America
Xed_Regulus: As Avenue Q told us, "The Internet is for porn"
 sarahparagon: I mean actual use is to be able to use a site without having cookies remember you for like advertising purposes, but,
 Mr_Horrible: @johnnylongtorso damn that got me
 Lockraemono: typing in p and it autocompletes to porn
ButButTheJesus: *sigh* it previously copied the link for the AD on youtube, not the video i had up... anyway here's the wiggins https://youtu.be/m3R4l5BUn_s
 vinewood_og: @browneepointz flaccid bizkit
 BrowneePointz: Also Sex Work is Work and valid
 WitchyTQ: hell yes it is
 Lockraemono: friends support T_T so sweet
 sarahparagon: @BrowneePointz 100%
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 jacqui_lantern234: @BrowneePointz 100%
 BrowneePointz: some people treat Sex Workers like shit and is stigmatized
 Fanklok: You can just hand your friends money, you don't need to give a company a cut
LaeliaTBR: "hell yeah go jerk off"
Xed_Regulus: You guys are enlightened though
 RealGamerCow: I understand that for Desert Bus computers if they're on the broadcast
 Lockraemono: also some folks don't want their tastes being public knowledge tbffffff
 BrowneePointz: and adult entertainers if you wanna use that as an umbrella term instead
 Fanklok: Mail it to them
 Nigouki: don't kinkshame the puritans!
 BrowneePointz: OF takes a tiny cut
 WitchyTQ: THANK YOU BEN
 Lockraemono: but it boosts them on their platform
 calculated_uncertainties: number go brrr!
 Lockraemono: yeah exactly
 frank_the_great: I used google to find a stream of Breaking Bad, google told Youtube, and Youtube served me up "[Major character]'s death"
 MacbethSeemsSus: hence why the recent youtube change has screwed people
 Lockraemono: @frank_the_great D:
 BrowneePointz: about 3.50
 Mr_Horrible: "Oh, here's these 2 clowns then" 
 sarahparagon: Algorithmic capitalism is fucked, but might as well help your friends in it if you can
 jacqui_lantern234: i WISH i could afford to support my sex worker friends and acquaintances
 xantos69: I only watch LRR.  There is no need for searching other content.
 Saintnex: i do that for rivals streams lol
 spethycakes: I actively avoid "major" streams
 BrowneePointz: it took him like 13 hours to get ONE viewer
 Mr_Horrible: discoverability is cooked on basically every major platform
 Lockraemono: it's easy to be lost in the sea of a bajillion other creators
 calculated_uncertainties: @xantos69 Yeah, the system shows you when LRR members are doing solo streams.
 frank_the_great: This is why I switched from watching the LRR crew in person to Twitch
  RayFK: Also an EXCELLENT example of how important Instagram Reels is for discoverability these days
 MacbethSeemsSus: I don't watch his stuff, but Moist did a great video recently saying "stop giving me money"
 BrowneePointz: dickheads have enshittified reach on EVERY social media platform
 omdorastrix: It was nice to see you streaming again btw
 Diabore: other way ben, top 8%
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, most streams are single-digit viewers
 Lockraemono: post clips to social media for real
 Fanklok: I don't understand what a reel is...
 glitched_goddess: best time to start streaming was ten years ago lol
  RayFK: Instagram Reels is a necessity to be competitive these days
 BrowneePointz: the Scolipede Stealth one?
 Dog_of_Myth: congrats Ben
 WitchyTQ: it also pushes you out when you havent posted in a while so i only post to insta once every two weeks lmao
dabudder: has scary stuff been happening in this game
 BrowneePointz: damn
 RatherLargeToad: was that the Stealth clip?
 Aceviru: Remember to click like and comment on the yt vods
  Juliamon: it was a very good clip tbf
 RatherLargeToad: that was quite funny
 RealGamerCow: When I get served a tiktok video with no likes or comments that I enjoy, I make sure to engage as much as possible.
 Mr_Horrible: @WitchyTQ some sort of rudimentary "anti-spam" measure, I'd assume
 BrowneePointz: Pokedoku
 MacbethSeemsSus: Incognito mode: get knky
 omdorastrix: I can't help but see a face in the back of her top (the red is the tongue and the icons on the corners are the eyes)
 WitchyTQ: @Mr_Horrible its to make you feel good so you post more and keep their site active
 betweenmyself: Sq-wordle? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or they only wanted the middle evolution
BrindleBoar: @omdorastrix been struggling with that the whole time
 Fanklok: Imagine not knowing the typing for all 1700 pokemon
 BrowneePointz: Ben is Captain Kirk. Dafuq is a Kobayashi Maru
 Mr_Horrible: @WitchyTQ OH sorry I thought you meant it boosts posts if you have a longer-ish break between them
 glitched_goddess: it’s Pokemon sudoku not brain surgery
 spethycakes: O
 Diabore: whats worse adam, pokedle or pokedoku?
 omdorastrix: @BrindleBoar like a derpy little cat
 spethycakes: I'm a Pokedokuist, not a doctor!
 Mr_Horrible: but I guess that *also* "lengthens" engagement and adherence too
 Fanklok: Pokedle is fun
 Mr_Horrible: what about Sudokemon?
 glitched_goddess: scrandle is bad too
 BusTed: maybe it's named like that for the algorithm
BrindleBoar: PokeDerivative
mattsmithshair: dokumon sounds like a weird middle evo for a digimon
 Fanklok: but the -DLE instantly let's people understand how your game is played
 Mr_Horrible: on her way to rustle your jimmies
 public_key_reveal_party: More like a dlereitive
 betweenmyself: How about Poket Monsterdle? 
 frank_the_great: Watching some streamdle, typing into chatdle
 BrowneePointz: Is that move "lol Teemo is a top tier deal with it"
 Mr_Horrible: @Fanklok the irony is that a fair number of them don't even follow the format anymore but use the nomenclature for name recognition
 jacqui_lantern234: @Mr_Horrible no thanks, i have a girlfriend for that 
 Fanklok: Is Singed in 2XKO yet?
 RealGamerCow: if she 89 hit combos you, it's 2XKO
dabudder: and titties out kinda look
 Mr_Horrible: @jacqui_lantern234 look, some folks are comfy with multiple partners with knives for legs 
 jacqui_lantern234: @dabudder tbf, its a good look 
 frank_the_great: 
 tajessa: 
 virgil82: Another Rainy Day~
 MacbethSeemsSus: That songs fun to sing in the teen girl squad voice
dabudder: @jacqui_lantern234 it really is
 BrowneePointz: Kars!? (is that a JoJo reference)
 jacqui_lantern234: @Mr_Horrible you say that as if sarah doesnt have another partner who may or may not have knife legs 
 Mr_Horrible: @jacqui_lantern234 well you've got me there
 jacqui_lantern234: @dabudder related, i need new shirts
 itira: 
 Mr_Horrible: he's gonna eat the mic
BrindleBoar: 
 BusTed: streamer reacts to concept of time
 calculated_uncertainties: smash mouth All Star
 lochnessseammonster: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: oh no he's pogging!
 Mr_Horrible: bro looked like a thumbnail
 jacqui_lantern234: @Mr_Horrible listen, ive never HID the fact im polyam 
 lochnessseammonster: 
dabudder: @jacqui_lantern234 after ripping all the previous ones apart?
 vinewood_og: HEY NOW....
 fcloud: japanese demon horrors dont speak french silly 
ButButTheJesus: SOME
 itira: @Mr_Horrible very good
 BrowneePointz: I just realized Adam and Ben are 100% JoJo characters and now wonder what their Stands would be
Spades_Slicc: to a maximum of 3:24
 jacqui_lantern234: @dabudder sarah rips my shirts off and my powerful ass tears off my jeans 
Spades_Slicc: what happens if someone whistles the opening riff?
thebuzzstreams: ORB!
BrindleBoar: ponderin' time
 glitched_goddess: stone titty
rustywir3s: who up pondering they orb
ButButTheJesus: OEURB
 Fanklok: You two are the comic relief villans
 RealGamerCow: um, judge, the question says "if it plays", so singing it doesn;'t count
 fcloud: @BrowneePointz all LRR ppl are jojos, its canon
 Fanklok: Food
 WitchyTQ: omg food
thebuzzstreams: @glitched_goddess Congrats, you got milk coming out of my nose with that one!
 tajessa: I think food
Spades_Slicc: Sleep!!!!!!
 WitchyTQ: YEAH
 Mr_Horrible: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OnerousNeighborlyCaribouAMPEnergyCherry-9dDs4Gs-54EbDoYF had to preserve that one
 sarahparagon: Perfect eating 100%
ghyllnox: Sleep
 WitchyTQ: my ass would be WILD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can I guarantee that I will fall asleep
ButButTheJesus: sleep
 frank_the_great: Easy food. I'd eat so so much
dabudder: @jacqui_lantern234 god, it must be hard to be you
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm on my cake diet
 tajessa: i figured it was because they have a child
 Aceviru: I'd do the food to eat less
 jacqui_lantern234: @dabudder listen, jeans are expensive!!!!!
 RealGamerCow: Sleeping is so good though
 sarahparagon: Why would you ever give up on sleep? That's prime time to cuddle with a cute girl in your arms
mjuukis: you get to live like 30% more if you only sleep an hour
 Mr_Horrible: oh yeah by the way
 hesterbyrde: Ben's favorite!!!!
thebuzzstreams: Oh look, it's Ben's favorite thing ever
 Aceviru: Eating is such a chore
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have anxiety so guaranteeing sleep is hell for me
 betweenmyself: OOPS, all dolls! 
rustywir3s: hmmm
 tajessa: no thank you
 lamina5432: oh it has lgs
 jacqui_lantern234: @sarahparagon i dont need to sleep to cuddle you!
letsbelgo: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
 ContingentCat: Oh my
 WitchyTQ: adam im so with you on the food
rustywir3s: oh the weird headaches
 calculated_uncertainties: that is.. the second time the idea of food being hard has come up for me TODAY
rustywir3s: i have forgotten so much about this game
 The_Timo: hopscotchin all over the place
 Mr_Horrible: the food option feels like it'd remove SO much headache
 lamina5432: I am less scared in this game with the naginata
 sarahparagon: @jacqui_lantern234 No, but I do love falling asleep with you in my arms though
 BrowneePointz: Adam that Doll is dashing forward like a Mishima
 ExtraWubs: the thing is, I love sleeping
 MacbethSeemsSus: Also why wouldn't I want to sleep 8 hours?
 BrowneePointz: bout to hit us with the Electrics
 lamina5432: I love sleeping but the amount of time I would get back
 Fanklok: I constanly wish candy was made of protein but tasted the same
 raulghoulia: or you could be exercising that many more hours in a day
dabudder: oh hes nasty with it
 jacqui_lantern234: @sarahparagon ok, yeah you got me there. i switch my answer to food
 sarahparagon: Also, good to still get all my proper nutrition if I forget to eat
 NotCainNorAbel: I'd take the sleep since I don't get enough now.
 jacqui_lantern234: @sarahparagon if????? 😏
 jacqui_lantern234: babe, you mean "when"
 sarahparagon: @jacqui_lantern234 I TRY TO REMEMBER
 vinewood_og: Glue
 WitchyTQ: the amount of time youd save, not grocery shopping, not cooking
 sarahparagon: ITS HARD
 The_Timo: I'd go pure cheesecake
 lamina5432: baked goods
 jacqui_lantern234: @sarahparagon i know 
 BrowneePointz: The best way to a healthy life is not moralizing food
darkhalcyon: Compression Socks absolutely saved my ability to sleep
 sarahparagon: @jacqui_lantern234 love you too
 jacqui_lantern234: @sarahparagon ......i bet it is 
 NotCainNorAbel: I miss running a ton because I would eat so much more junk
 tajessa: hahahaha
 MrSarkhan: 
 BusTed: that's friendship
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 jacqui_lantern234: @sarahparagon 😘
 Mr_Horrible: was he pogging out of his gourd?
 raulghoulia: get his ass
 sarahparagon: 
 jacqui_lantern234: FUCKIN
 RealGamerCow: "Here you go disgusting peasant"
 jacqui_lantern234: ADAM!!!!
 Mr_Horrible: brother
 Fanklok: I know 'you people' like eating these
 NotCainNorAbel: that mic has his number
 vinewood_og: "Here's your slop coupon"
 Mr_Horrible: KKona brother
 tajessa: 
 betweenmyself: It’s like “The Giving Tree” by Shel Silverstein…  But with fast food and slightly insulting.
 lamina5432: he'd wave it around
BrindleBoar: "so here's how my next PoE build is gonna work..."
 Mr_Horrible: honestly I'd get him a replica pump-action shotgun and/or rifle
 WitchyTQ: what is a shotgun but a fidget toy
 MacbethSeemsSus: I mean, nerf guns are a thing
 Mr_Horrible: just so he could do it for a stream
 The_Timo: 100% off coupon
 jacqui_lantern234: COUPON DEEZ NUTZ
 vinewood_og: 
rustywir3s: new friend!
 WitchyTQ: adam
 spethycakes: coupons are absolutely still a thing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam
 itira: LOL
 IanAllenBird: yes coupons still exist
 jacqui_lantern234: isurgheiorghj
 jacqui_lantern234: ADAM
 BrowneePointz: more like Suckyro
 lochnessseammonster: gottem
 betweenmyself: 
 Fanklok: Hell yeah FFV Battle on the Big Bridge
 DiscordianTokkan: Cum Sekiro. PARRY THAT SHIZ
 BusTed: About to get jumped by some monkeys
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Mr_Horrible: Wolf just nutting whenever he hears a song that doesn't exist in feudal Japan
dabudder: how good of a singer would you have to be to trigger the curse?
 WitchyTQ: there are 100% off coupons, its called free
 MacbethSeemsSus: In this world it's a cursed phrase, banned across the world
dabudder: like, would you also need a backup band?
 Mr_Horrible: it at least sounds like her
 JKBalch: Older sister?
 tajessa: hmmmm
 lamina5432: puss incoming
 Fanklok: That's called crying Ben
 kumatsu: fat Ghibli tears
 raulghoulia: five finger discount is a Type of coupon
 BrowneePointz: you cry fat ropes
 itira: eeew
 The_Timo: orbeez
 tajessa: hard water... is ice
dabudder: @BrowneePointz DONT SAY THAT
BrindleBoar: urgh
thefightnerd: crying bacon grease
 WitchyTQ: PUSS WARNING
 hesterbyrde: body horror warning
 spethycakes: @WitchyTQ omg
 BusTed: I'm sure her face is normal
dabudder: KUSARIGAMA
 WitchyTQ: lmao my bad
 jacqui_lantern234: KUNAI WIT CHAIN
 BusTed: kingdom hearts...
dabudder: OH MY GODDDDD KUSARIGAMA MOMENT
 spethycakes: OH you meant PUS
 tajessa: ruh roh
 itira: dear god
 WitchyTQ: @spethycakes someone in chat said it first and ui lost it
 BrowneePointz: that is a very O'keefe face
 MilkInBags: corrupted monk???
 hesterbyrde: Yeah this boss design is dope
  Juliamon: Kill her, she drops the 500 yen she owed you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This design is absolutely rad
 spethycakes: @WitchyTQ 10/10, best double-take I've done all week
 RealGamerCow: oh BOTH are on a chain
 fcloud: "i want my 2 dollars" -- this boss
 jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon HOLY SHIT 
 Mr_Horrible: @WitchyTQ had me legitimately wondering like "hmm was the imagery meant to be taken as that? I could see it, given the themes, but-"
 lamina5432: curb stomping ben
dabudder: oh hes so nice
 spethycakes: @Mr_Horrible I didn't realize it was ~that~ kind of explicit
 MacbethSeemsSus: a bit slow as a rogue weapon
 RealGamerCow: I assume you're supposed to put the naginata in the hole and turn it like a key?
 Mr_Horrible: got those Juzou the Drunkard hitboxes
 fcloud: well, you dont START with that
 YawnLance: Oh right this is a directional hearing thing
 fcloud: take her out to dinner first
 Mr_Horrible: @YawnLance there's also a gold glow, but yeah the audio is big
 Mr_Horrible: 10%
 IanAllenBird: I thought you were choosing this
 MilkInBags: 
 WitchyTQ: damn there goes my chances
 Mr_Horrible: naw, it's hot
DMGlol: depends on the boss
 Mr_Horrible: it means they're psycho
 MacbethSeemsSus: What are your gamer red flags
 fcloud: nagi-NOT TODAY YOU JERK
 lamina5432: there are some enemies lock on is your foe
 WitchyTQ: lmaaaoooo
 BrowneePointz: Look, sometimes the weapon skillset works BETTER not locked on!
 WitchyTQ: AND??
 jacqui_lantern234: @sarahparagon do you lock on or raw dog souldbourne games?
 lochnessseammonster: i'm always loched on
rustywir3s: i don't lock on to bosses unless they're baptised
 Mr_Horrible: @lochnessseammonster ayyy 
 jacqui_lantern234: soulsbourne*
 lochnessseammonster: 
dabudder: @lochnessseammonster yknow its so funny that you misspelled lock here because the way you misspelled it almost makes it look like your name
 niccus: bonk
 fcloud: Hinako, i'm here to save you... 15% or more on your car insurance!
 lochnessseammonster: i control the buttons i mash
 RealGamerCow: So far I think this is my favorite Silent Hill, good story good enemies
 Fanklok: Grok is Malenia, Blade os Miquella baptised?
Boon_33: good advice
 SymphonySolstice: bad news I think everyone involved here is non-christian
 jacqui_lantern234: @rustywir3s good to know your take on Daddy Gascan 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Between runs: hey could you get baptized real quick?
 betweenmyself: that keyhole in her chest…  Is this actually part of the extended Kingdom Hearts universe? 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
Boon_33:  
 Kramburger: Clearly a bad guy
 WitchyTQ: inuyasha vibes
 Mr_Horrible: he did what Adam wanted to do
 Fanklok: Very good Adam
 niccus: close enough
 Mr_Horrible: the anime hand flourish
 Kramburger: Good reference streamer
 Mr_Horrible: jujuju's bizarre adventure
 BrowneePointz: more like Yuji Itasnori
 Fanklok: Now say domain expansion
satyropodobny: bet foxmask arranged for this lady to get baptised
 Mr_Horrible: not much, what's domain expansion with you?
 BrowneePointz: It's Rules Lawyer No Jutsu
 Kramburger: It's expanding your domain Adam, come on men
 lamina5432: cool mask
 MacbethSeemsSus: Consent first
satyropodobny: rude.
 jacqui_lantern234: @Fanklok who out here expanding their domain? 
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 Fanklok: Stronger domain wins
 Mr_Horrible: it's taking the gimmick from the beginning of the Sensui arc in Yu-Yu Hakusho
 Kramburger: You need to work up to expanding your domain
 Kramburger: Try yoga
 NotCainNorAbel: what happened to my sand?
 Kramburger: It's Jesus H. Christ
 Mr_Horrible: he's got motion activation on his AWS-integrated fountain
BrindleBoar: It's like Risk, the stronger domain is never quite strong enough to take it all so whoever was in second actually wins
 Mr_Horrible: because it's ritual, Ben
 Kramburger: It's a ritual
 jacqui_lantern234: my domain is apparently the heart of a cyborg  love u @sarahparagon 😘
 BrowneePointz: it's also ritualistic
 MacbethSeemsSus: I mean, spirit germs
 betweenmyself: he got them cold sores; being respectful
 Kramburger: No but it's just bad manners
TomatoKigu: Spirit germs
 Mr_Horrible: catching a spirit cold
 Fanklok: Drink your molten iron Hinako
 Mr_Horrible: getting spirit mono from macking with my spirit beau
 NotCainNorAbel: she needs some sleep
 RealGamerCow: Foxes, known trustworthy beings in folklore
satyropodobny: molten iron good for growing bones
 Kramburger: Fox spirits nortoriously trustworthy
BrindleBoar: uh oh
 tajessa: hmmm
 NoxStryx: Germs can die can't they? If it dies you can ghost it.
 jacqui_lantern234: uh oh
 Fanklok: Spitting is for quitters
 MacbethSeemsSus: Me taking a bite when waiter says it's hot
 ghizmou: but it s so tasty
 Mr_Horrible: well there's your problem, someone flipped this fountain to "lava"
 NightValien28: should've read that first
DMGlol: little late for  that warning
TomatoKigu: Pizza right out of the oven be like
 NightValien28: forbidden caramel gotta hurt
 Lockraemono: sounded sincere
 niccus: why didnt you blow on it first
 Kramburger: GUNS OUT
 protojman: sasasasasa
 Mr_Horrible: "Rinko you're the one who pushed me and somehow *you're* making it weird"
 The_Timo: Hohohohohohohoohoho
 jacqui_lantern234: im definitely the 2nd one
 Omthebox: I'm a blow, get impatient and then the second.
 BrowneePointz: depends on the day
 Mr_Horrible: @Omthebox this
 BrowneePointz: sometimes I hungy
 nicolebarbaraann: Damn I tuned in just to get roasted
 tajessa: @Omthebox also me
 RealGamerCow: I'm the idiot that thinks swallowing the hot food will fix the problem
 Fanklok: I don't need to cool off my food my mouth is too strong
 lamina5432: I don't get the hah hah camp, why burn yourself
 BrowneePointz: @lamina5432 cuz SOMETIMES i'm HUNGY
 Kramburger: Cool and normal
HiimDant: gotta practice a little firebreathing once in a while
 SymphonySolstice: I put it in then immediately get a sip of cool beverage mixed in there
 jacqui_lantern234: @Omthebox 😳
 Omthebox: Our mouths are strong
 protojman: hungy
 YawnLance: want food in mouth
 Mr_Horrible: my time is precious
 nicolebarbaraann: I need the food in me as fast as possible
 ThorSokar: something something damage from growing up hungry?
 RealGamerCow: @SymphonySolstice *guy tapping his head meme* That's the smart tech
 MacbethSeemsSus: Inhale food, cough, continue day
 lamina5432: you aren't eating it you are suffering till you can swallow
 jacqui_lantern234: @YawnLance i bet you do 😏
 Kramburger: Far bottom left
HiimDant: it's gotta be the Shu's
 Kramburger: Off the map
 YawnLance: @jacqui_lantern234 Please explain what that even means 
 calculated_uncertainties: She's a freelancer now!
 jacqui_lantern234: @YawnLance something something dick joke
 Fanklok: Oh hey its a tiny bridge over and AQUEDUCT
HiimDant: forward and back, and we go forward and back
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Fanklok Blasphemy!
 hesterbyrde: 1960s
 Mr_Horrible: next dream sequence Hinako gets a tactical nuke 
 Kramburger: It's set in like the 60s I think
 Fanklok: My house gets water from a well
 SnackPak_: gottem
 BusTed: Waltons references in the year of our lord 2025
 lochnessseammonster: 
 The_Color_Twelve: I got it. But it is an old one
rustywir3s: not the time for this drama, for real
 Kramburger: I understood that reference
 vinewood_og: Did you get free soup with that reference?
 tajessa: I got that...hmmm
ButButTheJesus: i got it!
 The_Color_Twelve: Its an older reference but it checks out
HiimDant: they're old codes, sir, but they check out
 lochnessseammonster: i'm  not old or a man!
 lochnessseammonster: but i got it 
 SymphonySolstice: punch your old man card
 Kramburger: Adam referencing black and white TV
 vinewood_og: Stew truther
 tajessa: what
rustywir3s: strewther
 lochnessseammonster: it's more fun to call stew thicc soup
Racer_XXX: I got the John boy reference. Shit am I old?
 lochnessseammonster: 
 RealGamerCow: Did you tell Dane Cook to kick rocks?
 ContingentCat: Wow
 Saintnex: Yes, thats what North 100 needs lol
 spethycakes: gross
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 itira: *teeth emoji*
 tajessa: WOW
 SymphonySolstice: should give him comedy lessons fr
 RatherLargeToad: 
 BusTed: youtubers?
 RatherLargeToad: best ghosts
brutusq13: So you signed up for it?
 MacbethSeemsSus: reverse uno card them
 NotCainNorAbel: Should have responded with your own rate sheet
 BrowneePointz: unlike his career
 Mr_Horrible: nothing in the rules says a mannequin can't play basketball
 glitched_goddess: ghost frogs. or ghogs.
 Diabore: more like dane cookjed
 itira: @Diabore cookjed
rustywir3s: cookjed
 Fanklok: cookjed
 jacqui_lantern234: cookjed
 SymphonySolstice: typo in the group chat 
 The_Timo: #CookJed
Boon_33: 
 NotCainNorAbel: cookjed
 ContingentCat: Cookjed
 Mr_Horrible: it's about sending a message, Ben
 Fanklok: Damn it's only 7 letters so you can;t get it tattooed across your knuckles
 protojman: typo'd or made better
rustywir3s: pooy
 tajessa: @Fanklok add the #, that's 8
 Mr_Horrible: @Fanklok get a "." at the end
NimrodXIV: pooy
 Mr_Horrible: flag on the play, too stinky
LaeliaTBR: thats so sick
 BrowneePointz: They had to ADD that to Yu Gi Oh. just a reminder
 BusTed: poo-y
 RatherLargeToad: You stink!  Also you are bad at the game
 BrowneePointz: cuz it was an issue
 Mr_Horrible: to be fair that still gets the gist across
deinonychus24: Still works
 BrowneePointz: the KERRRRRRR sound
 Mr_Horrible: I just need to say, do the heavy attack with this
 lamina5432: can we add nails to the bat
 Mr_Horrible: and question if Hinako has EVER seen baseball
 BrowneePointz: Persona 4 Arena Ultimax the GOAT
 protojman: smash bros home run bat
 lochnessseammonster: love a good bonk noise
 calculated_uncertainties: Our boy
Boon_33:  
 NightValien28: batter batter batter
 Mr_Horrible: oh, well that's egg on my face. When I was doing this, she *stabbed* with it
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 MilkInBags: pfft
 Mr_Horrible: yeah wonder who they're from 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: I do think about them, they're great
 Fanklok: One was probably Jordan TBF
ButButTheJesus: @Mr_Horrible was it a counterattack?
Boon_33: Who has highscore?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Update: i have a donut
 Mr_Horrible: @ButButTheJesus wasn't a counter, no. I guess I just got the RNG
 Fanklok: @Boon_33 Milk
 NorthstarTex: @MacbethSeemsSus what kind?
 MilkInBags: me not close 
HiimDant: @MacbethSeemsSus what kind of donut?
 Kramburger: Me probably
 itira: hahahaha
 SnackPak_: 25? jeez
 BusTed: 
 RealGamerCow: I was going to say Kram
 SymphonySolstice: 
 JKBalch: Wow
 jacqui_lantern234: how many does Kramburger have?
 Mr_Horrible: that Quebec boy full of bullet holes
 tajessa: daaaaaaamn
 WitchyTQ: lmaooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: GODDAMN
 ThorSokar: woooooow
 lochnessseammonster: less than i expected 
 LostThePirate: Maaaybe
 Kramburger: I'm beer league
ghyllnox: 
 Fanklok: There was one stream where the bit was Adam timing out Milk every time he talked for like an hour
 saucemaster5000: Damn. I think I have more than Kram
 Mr_Horrible: Twitch Chatter Milk In Bags
 tajessa: those are rookie numbers, you gotta bump those numbers up
 kimmibeans: That is impressive\
 Mr_Horrible: oh that's probably it, yeah
 MacbethSeemsSus: @NorthstarTex Seasonal pumpkin filling
 JKBalch: Thats a neat touch
 Mr_Horrible: that's cool!
 jacqui_lantern234: how many do i have? i think its 1, but i could be wrong 
 SymphonySolstice: time to go down the list. check sauce
 Mr_Horrible: cuz I think mine was low durability when I did it, too
 The_Color_Twelve: steel might have more durability than wood? 
 saucemaster5000: SICK
 ContingentCat: Gotta step up my game
 Kramburger: Oh REALLY?
 Fanklok: I think I have 3 now? Maybe 4
Boon_33: sounds like a challenge?
 Kramburger: So I can do anything?
 Mr_Horrible: what if you take action against them simultaneously from now on?
 kumatsu: no, you've gotta shoot one if you shot the other
 Larkonus: Sounds like ya'll just got a blank check to go hog wild.
 lochnessseammonster: one day they'll roll an L and my perfect record will break
 fcloud: na na na na, na na na na, BAT STAB !!
 Fanklok: Only 1 was even in the same zip code of deserved
 tajessa: strong odds adam forgets in the next 15 minutes and takes action against one of you to break the tie
 itira: now that i have one i can go off the rails
 Kramburger: The moral victory will be worth it
 Omthebox: They can keep each other in check
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 MilkInBags: judges hate this one weird trick
rustywir3s: mutually assured destruction
HiimDant: do they have to be the same severity of action?
 Saintnex: ohhhh really?
 Larkonus: Shared Fates: Twitch Chat Edition
 saucemaster5000: @Omthebox we can do this kram
 vinewood_og: Thelma and Louise it
 NoxStryx: Gotta have an even sauce to burger ratio
 saucemaster5000: whoops clicked on the wrong name
 Mr_Horrible: Orbamid Body
 Omthebox: I'm just so alluring sauce I get it.
satyropodobny: bulbous bob
 NorthstarTex: more like spherical fred
 MilkInBags: ban climbers
 LostThePirate: I've probably had an emote-spam or capslock timeout at some point...
 BrowneePointz: ToD'd by Sauce and Kram
 Kramburger: Shotgun purple iceclimber
 Mr_Horrible: Kram & Sauce having an infinite sounds hellish
 BrowneePointz: have you ever watched people doing the ToD Ice Climbers Combo?
 public_key_reveal_party: There's a channel I watch that has a channel point redemption to get timed out, which I always think is funny
 niccus: playing meepo on twitch
 glitched_goddess: everything’s haunted. so let’s go to the school.
HiimDant: Gamba?
 Fanklok: Kenji has a time someone else out redemption
 mrjujubeans: and the points don’t matter!
 Mr_Horrible: @public_key_reveal_party it's just a chat command in some of mine, lol
 Kramburger: I know people who have been asked to be temp banned from forums, etc, because they're studying for exams
 JKBalch: Everytime Ben fights an enemy, Adam times out a random person
 Mr_Horrible: turns out the reward for fighting is avoiding later fights (maybe)
HiimDant: conga, conga, conga!
 SymphonySolstice: you'd think being attacked is when most people want to pray
 Mr_Horrible: "My faith is wavering due to this doll trying to stab me"
 MilkInBags: *loud wrong buzzer*
 kumatsu: that's bait
 Mr_Horrible: you used to post good bait, Streamer
 ThorSokar: no, it's always stupid
 MilkInBags: thanks ben
 MilkInBags: he's a bait apprentice
 Fanklok: Adam's done with baiting, he's all about All Starring now
 LostThePirate: It was not great in BotW, but at least it was more complex in TotK
 BrowneePointz: Yea you should Play REAL games like Stellar...like Stellar Bl...like Stel...sorry I can't go through with this joke
LaeliaTBR: one day he'll be a master baiter
 vinewood_og:   
 SymphonySolstice: SON
 SymphonySolstice: BODY
 lochnessseammonster: you make good jokes streamer
satyropodobny: what's the purpose of baiting if dynamite gets all the fish anyway
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
rustywir3s: are you winning son
 Mr_Horrible: Inari-sama said no cops
 Fanklok: Alabama
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Georgia somewhere
rustywir3s: based
 MacbethSeemsSus: This here's the Texas of Japan
 BrowneePointz: Watashi Choto Late-o
Kaaosa: i didn't know this game took place in arkansas
ButButTheJesus: KKona
 LostThePirate: Adam Haas been working on his VA repertoire
 LostThePirate: *has
 Nigouki: please lean into Jack Nicholson, it's working
 Mr_Horrible: ah, they'd had Taco Bell 
Kaaosa: hate when my gunk pours out
 IanAllenBird: eugh
 tajessa: ick
 Saintnex: good ol Alabaman part of Japan
 NorthstarTex: don't you just hate when your gunk leaks from you?
 vinewood_og: Anyway...
 lochnessseammonster: 
 betweenmyself: You squeezed a pineapple to death WITH YOUR BARE THIGHS…  you’re funny 
 Mr_Horrible: "The old ways got power you shithead kid"
 NorthstarTex: Did Adam ever apply the East European accent to one of these notes yet?
 SymphonySolstice: azumanga daioh
 kumatsu: yeah Osaka gets translated as a drawl
 BrowneePointz: Northern Japan is culturally considered "a Hick"
Kaaosa: fake anime fan detected
 BrowneePointz: and they do that a lot
 JKBalch: The Osaka accent?
 hesterbyrde: Osaka frequently is done with a very deep south accent. Kinda texas-ish
 glitched_goddess: azumanga daioh
 Mr_Horrible: basically the same
letsbelgo: yes
 BrowneePointz: they did it for Yokai Watch too
mjuukis: the Osaka dialect is the shortcut to hilarity
letsbelgo: Kanto-ben is accurate for the southern accent
 Mr_Horrible: I remember the arc where Sakaki has to fight her twin and they both have angel arms
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Mr_Horrible: extremely funny
 NightValien28: it just screws on
 Fanklok: Speaking of Adam's VA work. Moroes death sound in Hearthstone sounds JUST like Adam
 Fanklok: https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/wiki/Moroes
 Mr_Horrible: it sockets back on like a model kit
 LostThePirate: Ben got out the wood glue
 BrowneePointz: a proper slugger would last a long damn while
 SnackPak_: time for science
HiimDant: only one way to find out 
 shendaras: good cover good cover
 niccus: it's corked
Kaaosa: would you... like to? 😳
 Mr_Horrible: you think a wooden bat would take a beating better than a steel pipe?
 MacbethSeemsSus: gimme a second, i'll find out
 glitched_goddess: it seems high damage low durability
 ThorSokar: depends it if't a hollow core or solid core bat, this one is obviously hollow
 Mr_Horrible: I'm incredulous
 NightValien28: a high school girl would not have the strength to break that in three hits
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Datnade012: @Fanklok omg it does lol
 lochnessseammonster: i saw a baseball player smash a bat over his leg at a game once
 itsr67: damb
Kaaosa: bet
 LostThePirate: Someone clip that lol
 Dog_of_Myth: Wow
Kaaosa: let's get down to brass bats
 saucemaster5000: <message deleted>crouching guile
HiimDant: well of course, not while you're being recorded 
Kaaosa: without question
 itsr67: 
 SymphonySolstice: jesus
 itira: holy shit LOL
 tajessa: 
Kaaosa: is the zombie part negotiable
 MacbethSeemsSus: speaking of bats, it's the 9th inning
 jacqui_lantern234: JEEZUS, BEN
 LostThePirate: XD
 ContingentCat: 
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 Seth_Erickson: I would hit you unfortunately adam but only if you were a zombie.
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 xantos69: Well I'll be using that one.
 MrSarkhan: 
 tajessa: GOTTIM
 Mr_Horrible: shouting "FORE!" before doing it to, to make Zombie Adam laugh
 lochnessseammonster: gottem
 10of9: I mean, horror games definitely know how long various tools would last. Especially flashlights 
Kaaosa: playing right into my hand
Boon_33: bats are made for ball, hitting things heavier than ball bad for bat. keep your bat safe, don't cave in skulls with it.
 jacqui_lantern234: @sarahparagon would you still love me if i was a zombie? 
 Mr_Horrible: good dissonant Silent Hill beats
Kaaosa: gonna wake up peacefully at my normal alarm time feeling good about that one, ben
 lamina5432: it late
 itira: 
 itsr67: LMFAO
 Dog_of_Myth: !clip
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 lamina5432: past adams bedtime
 shendaras: 
Boon_33: 
 Mr_Horrible: the hill got loud tonight
 lochnessseammonster: 
 betweenmyself: Time:  what am and how do? 
 Loa_Ayizan: Thank you Ben and Adam
ButButTheJesus:     
 Mr_Horrible: hewwo pwincess
 hesterbyrde: Thank you for the stream, y'all!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Boon_33: HR, we got a live one.
 vinewood_og: Sweepy stweamer
 lamina5432: discord kitten adam?
 The_Color_Twelve: Just like a kitten with a hairball
 lochnessseammonster: 
 jacqui_lantern234: thanks for streaming, ya goobers XD
Boon_33: Thanks for the stream!
 xantos69: 50 Bits!
 Omthebox: Can I get a longer reminder
 sarahparagon: @jacqui_lantern234 I mean, you know I’m a fan of the odd bite 
ButButTheJesus: THAMKS TREM
 lamina5432: any mugs yet?
 tajessa: thanks for the stream spoopy boys
 lochnessseammonster: thanks for the stream  
 Mr_Horrible: a Little SlugLRR
Boon_33: and ten penny nails
 MacbethSeemsSus: Beej! Get the bat!
 sarahparagon: thanks for the stream!
 SymphonySolstice: I'd buy a LRR steel pipe actually
 Larkonus: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ScaryLazyHerringRuleFive-BiHGLvnnB9kF5-ut You're welcome, Jordynne.
 Omthebox: More like that Cream living
 HorusFive: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MuddyInnocentShingleKappa-_YbH1_WCH9Hm7pmW
 ThorSokar: pffft
 Nigouki: balsa wood baseball bats
 otakubox0: Luna Gaming
 jacqui_lantern234: @sarahparagon 
 Dog_of_Myth: Luna
 MacbethSeemsSus: Luna....*sigh*
Kaaosa: must protect the brand
 BusTed: 
 lamina5432: gnight
 betweenmyself: 
 tajessa: byeeeeeee
 itsr67: frogs r gone
 Mr_Horrible:   
 lochnessseammonster: blood looks almost purple when it's thick enough
 ThorSokar: freedom!
 SymphonySolstice: eek eek
 Mr_Horrible: 
 jacqui_lantern234: your friends and david 
 7gorobei: 
Kaaosa: wings
 iPoding: Skaven the best, yes yes
 tajessa: squeak squeak
 itsr67: cane's
 SymphonySolstice: lasagna
 lamina5432: pb and j
 SnackPak_: cheese
 lochnessseammonster: chips
 IanAllenBird: I had cheerios
 Mr_Horrible: some takeout chicken
 Kramburger: <message deleted>Coffee
DistractedMOSFET: Cheese
 hesterbyrde: Tonight was gumbo night!
 tajessa: danish
 ThorSokar: popcorn!
Boon_33: Pizza
 Larkonus: Always.
 HorusFive: Chippitos
 vinewood_og: Stew!
 ContingentCat: Mini eggs
 spethycakes: crinkle-cut fries
 saucemaster5000: <message deleted>I'm having ur mum
 xantos69: I had 4 bratwurst with a home made onion and jalapeno relish.
ButButTheJesus: *squeeee*
 tajessa: @saucemaster5000 ooooooooooooooh
 jacqui_lantern234: sarah's a 5 hour drive away, so not her 
 tajessa: hahahahaha
 vinewood_og: o7
 SnackPak_: that was quick
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 Mr_Horrible: the joke is that Adam loves to time both of them out
 lamina5432: o7
 MacbethSeemsSus: run!
 jacqui_lantern234: o7
 Omthebox: o7
 Lockraemono: hi
 HorusFive: o7
Boon_33: o7
 ContingentCat: O7
 itira: o7 o7
 Mr_Horrible: o7 o7
 lochnessseammonster: 
 BusTed: sanctuary
 tajessa: o7
 Saintnex: o7
 spethycakes: o7
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
 lochnessseammonster: o7
 JKBalch: o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 Jhoiraful_Chaos: o7
 Mr_Horrible: holding hands all the way down to hell
  Juliamon: lucky numbers 13
 ThorSokar: na, I'll let Adam have his fun
 HorusFive: And the alarm goes off at the Stark house
 Mr_Horrible: "The articulation on this Infinity Gauntlet is great, I should buy from that Etsy store again"
 Mr_Horrible: hell yeah
 tajessa: hooray
 vinewood_og: They call em fingers, but I've never seen em fing!
 Fanklok: We tug our lrrms on wednesdays now?
 SymphonySolstice: omg yaaay
ButButTheJesus: yes hahah yes!
 spethycakes: ooooooh 
 xantos69: I'm really looking forward to that Ben.
 JKBalch: Well made Ben
 MacbethSeemsSus: Atmosphere: Endgame
 lamina5432: next year adam atmosphere
 tajessa: ADAM
 xantos69: Gun Nut Adam?
 vinewood_og: The Nightmare never ends!!!
 Lockraemono: be yuumi
 SnackPak_: maybe not Adam
 hesterbyrde: You've got a whole year
ButButTheJesus: YES ADAM YES
 HorusFive: Cori would be real confused
 SymphonySolstice: the Monster Masher
 jacqui_lantern234: ADAM XD
ButButTheJesus: WAIT NO
 Redbassist: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 iPoding: THE JARMASTER!
 lochnessseammonster: just a compilation of everything adam has called chat...
 omdorastrix: The Sea Bat
 Mr_Horrible: Adam would be The Masher
 MacbethSeemsSus: The Wawa gobbler
 ThorSokar: No, Adam will be: THE BOOMER
 jacqui_lantern234: THE JARMASTER
ButButTheJesus: FROM WAWA
 SymphonySolstice: egg
 vinewood_og: Gobblerty Gooker
 Fanklok: The Weird Guy at the Gym
 BusTed: 
 tajessa: egg
 lamina5432: thing is wawa is actual fine food
 MacbethSeemsSus: E G G
ButButTheJesus: eg
 vinewood_og: Accurate
 poipal: 🍳🍳🍳
 MacbethSeemsSus: @ButButTheJesus eg, Egg
 jacqui_lantern234: EGG?!?! that was just @sarahparagon and i during high school 
 CaptainSask: UNLESS! Something shiny distracts me.
 vinewood_og: Woooo!
 HorusFive: Loading Ready Live of the Dead
 hesterbyrde: Thanks for the stream y'all! Appreciate you!
KWardJenx: Thank you, boys. Another triumph of a show.
 Mr_Horrible: 
 sarahparagon: @jacqui_lantern234 damn, you have more faith in me than I deserve if you think that was *just* during high school lmao
 lamina5432: guess I hit 6 years today
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 SymphonySolstice: dabits
 tajessa: da bits
 jacqui_lantern234: @sarahparagon i have no space to talk, took me into my 30's to realize that im asexual
 Lockraemono: no
 Lockraemono: not at all
 itira: 
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for another banger show, lads  
 Lockraemono: that's not how it's pronounced
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 spethycakes: Sorry, Lockraemono
 Lockraemono: T_T
 HorusFive: Tossed salads and .... no wait
 lamina5432: nite nite
 CaptainSpam: Ray Asiago.
 Lockraemono: I watched that show a ton
 Mr_Horrible: he's gonna refine this joke like a steel blade
 Lockraemono: dorks
 CaptainSpam: Ray Parmesan
 vinewood_og: Now you really need incognito mode
 HorusFive: Throw that algorithm off
 tajessa: @Lockraemono I've heard it so many ways now, how it is *actually* pronounced?
ButButTheJesus: okbyeeee
 niccus: when i hit this all-star mine i'm going to hate it so much
 Aceviru: Ty for streaming
 I_Am_Clockwork: Good night sweet lads. Later twitch chat
 itira: thanks for the stream! have a good night everyone
 CaptainSpam: Ray Cotija
 MacbethSeemsSus: Pulling up the sharpest tool on youtube
 Kramburger: I'M FREEE- oh
 saucemaster5000: I am saying something as a statement
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