QuixoticScrivener: What's up pre-chat?
TXC2: egg
iris_of_ether: egg
QuixoticScrivener:
@TXC2 
DoodlestheGreat:
LoadingReadyRun:
there might be something scary
iris_of_ether: In wildly different news my replacement 3D printer should be arriving in the next few hours
TXC2: iris_of_ether ooo hype
iris_of_ether: Because my dumb ass broke the first one lol
DoodlestheGreat: @LoadingReadyRun Nothing's scarier than reality.
iris_of_ether: ^^^
LoadingReadyRun: i guess
iris_of_ether: This game looks like it's part of a "series"??
LoadingReadyRun: it is. they just announced a sequel
iris_of_ether: That one's a sokobon is why I mention
TXC2: CONTACT
iris_of_ether: Egg
letsbelgo: egg
SymphonySolstice: egg
ButButTheJesus: egg
iris_of_ether: Anyway I appreciate how many egg games y'all have found
iris_of_ether: Proud of you
Shurtal: Big Oeuf Day
SymphonySolstice: oeuf in the chat
iris_of_ether: 🥚🥚🥚
TXC2:
for the person who just whispered me, I got it, but I can't respond, 'cause I'm not given twitch a phone number 
TXC2: *giving
TXC2: here we GO!
TXC2: yyyyyeap
kdefinition: I feel that
BrindleBoar: F
iris_of_ether: This gets funnier each time
TheAinMAP: Bonk
Flyingdelorion: Hello Cam.
vinewood_og: Sick burn
ButButTheJesus:
TXC2: the whole province?
niccus: there's been a real wave of eggs. what's going on?
Flyingdelorion: Hello Cori
iris_of_ether:
Flyingdelorion: Hello chat
TXC2: Hello Cori and Cameron
SymphonySolstice: merry eggmas
TXC2: hello Flyingdelorion welcome
TheAinMAP:
ButButTheJesus: hoist by your own.... egg
BrindleBoar: so your plan was to digitally cropdust Cam
ButButTheJesus: ANOTHER EGG?!
Azralorne: 🥚
iris_of_ether: Double egger
TXC2: !patreon
wedge_x: slip him the egg
niccus: like some sort of elevator egg
BrindleBoar: a streaming double decker
filthwizard_1985: Oh gods, this parachute is a knapsack
TXC2: surely the bricks would just stay in the pack?
iris_of_ether: Yes this is how momentum works
BrindleBoar: no one tell Party Cannon
TXC2: a 18th century techincal
ArdCollider: roomba with a knife
pleonasticTautology: Test?
BrindleBoar: knife roomba is strong, I was trying to think of what weapon would go on the Titan submarine
iris_of_ether: Are we making a technical alignment chart
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 Can you see this?
TXC2: pleonasticTautology test successful
pleonasticTautology: FINALLY.
niccus: a mounted bowman would be
SymphonySolstice: does a falconer count?
pleonasticTautology: I have been trying to connect to various Twitch chats ***ALL DAY***
TXC2: !patreon
iris_of_ether:
Azralorne: W o w
TXC2: there it is
BlindProphet32: If you mounted a catapult/balista to the horse/cammel/elephant...
GasCityGaming: we did good
vinewood_og: Looks good
TXC2: always
iris_of_ether: V classy
Azralorne: Cameron why
ButButTheJesus: you're totes 6-7
BrindleBoar: rizzed up
vinewood_og: Dear god
BrindleBoar: wait no
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BrindleBoar: drip?
FlushmasterCyclonis: Do we HAVE to claim responsibility for the haircut?
schordash: you dun been unc
TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
BrindleBoar: I don't know, I'm old
schordash: jkjk xD
Gekyouryuu: I'm 35. I don't know what any of these words mean.
wedge_x: <-Grunc
TriuneSystem: Hiya frenz
vinewood_og: What's the opposite of skibidi ohio?
iris_of_ether: Oh god I'm gonna be hearing trick or treaters saying 6-7 tomorrow aren't i
BrindleBoar: gruncpilled
ZestyFungus: This convo too fire frfr
kdefinition: I am not part of any subculture that uses these versions of vernacular
TXC2: why, they won't even talk this way in 5 years
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @Gekyouryuu I'm 47. I wish I didn't understand as many as I do . . .
FlushmasterCyclonis: I personally thimk Cam looks better with slightly shaggy hair for the mildly-discheveled-scholar vibe
Gekyouryuu: Cam, I didn't keep up with the kids when I WAS the kids
Azralorne: The problem is they cycle through stuff too fast
niccus: would not smash again
wedge_x: I somehow became the MIDA Gruncle on the Marathon discord
iris_of_ether: Big same Cori
ArdCollider: Kim Thayil from Soundgarden has a memoir coming out next year and the "Kim psychoanalyzes Billy to tears at Lollapalooza" story better be in there
ZestyFungus: The bomb diggity
raulghoulia: hella cool
DoodlestheGreat: 23 Skidoo to you.
ButButTheJesus: you know what else balls? egg
wedge_x: ended yesterday
RedAlexxis: What, like Mr Burns?
wedge_x: but it was a good time
TXC2: Azralorne it's like they're teens trying to find an identity that fits or something
iris_of_ether: We swing on the flippity flop
wedge_x: there will be more
ZestyFungus: It wasn't very good, imho
iris_of_ether: @ArdCollider I'm listening
wedge_x:
I almost forgot this one was NDA, I'll take questions offline 
BrindleBoar: that is a very russian chicken
TXC2: which actual game show host are they getting for the new running man?
vinewood_og: So many good songs. Shame really.
CaptainTeo: egg
SymphonySolstice: commence Egg
pleonasticTautology: Egg.
ButButTheJesus: egg!
iris_of_ether: Egg
CaptainTeo: Every game should have a Chickens setting.
RedAlexxis: Another Egg game,do you deliberately search these out?
CaptainTeo: Quake also had chickens everywhere.
BrindleBoar: strong start
ButButTheJesus: GAH
FlushmasterCyclonis: One thing Arnie actually IS good at expressing is disdainful disgust. Like that time he was ranting about how steroids cause one to "look at bodybuilders now and go 'EUGH!'"
letsbelgo: wtf
RockPusher: A+ start
TriuneSystem: That escalated quickly
TXC2: oh, the game is like is it
TheAinMAP:
TXC2: !cw
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RedAlexxis: oh!
ArdCollider:
@iris_of_ether tagged you on bsky with the relevant article 
vinewood_og: Me wet handing the bathroom door handle when the clean towels are in the other room.
iris_of_ether: Thank you!
ButButTheJesus: BUCKAW
TXC2:
FlushmasterCyclonis like he wasn't juiced to the gills himself
CaptainTeo: Good attempt.
niccus: this is basically ff9
accountmadeforants: Alright, I'm simultaneously playing Terry Cavanagh's "Egg". I'm Eggsmaxxing.
TriuneSystem:
TriuneSystem: Cinema
RedAlexxis: this is quite the eggsperience
pleonasticTautology: @niccus You're not wrong, but I do hate that you're not wrong.
FlushmasterCyclonis: @TXC2 If so, not on the same stuff he was talking about. The crap that causes bulbous, distended abdominal muscles so big bulky men look comically pregnant, among other things
noSmokeFire: this is basically Expedition 33
RedAlexxis: also, these egg puns will never get old
GasCityGaming: Man, Outer Wilds 2 took some risks eh?
CaptainTeo: It's hard to hold a shotgun with no hands.
TXC2: so much bean sauce in our arms
BrindleBoar: oh like you need to get 123 jumps?
BrindleBoar: that's... a lot
TXC2: extra good grub
noSmokeFire: this is hypnotic
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 Can you still see this, btw?
GasCityGaming: Did you line dance to she thinks my tractos sexy thouhg?
TXC2: pleonasticTautology yeap
accountmadeforants: 1E+2G+3G, if A=1 and B=2, and we continue that through to E=5 and G=7 then we get 1*5+2*7+3*7=40. Slightly less onerous
ArdCollider:
ButButTheJesus: AAHAHAHA
SymphonySolstice: distraction!!
TheAinMAP:
RebekahWSD: I luckily never had dance in gym class save for a single day in middle school. Instead I had my ankle stepped on and now it's fucked
accountmadeforants: Or it just says egg
letsbelgo: cock blocked
kdefinition: @accountmadeforants Or if it's just 15 + 27 + 37, that's 79.
pleonasticTautology:
@TXC2 Okay, cool. Sorry, just annoyed that apparently I can't chat on Twitch with my VPN on. 
ButButTheJesus: that chicken might be telling us its something else
TXC2: pleonasticTautology ah that sucks
GasCityGaming: Baseball game
pleonasticTautology: I may go to the Commandfest in Tacoma? Maybe.
pleonasticTautology: Deciding.
RebekahWSD: I'm making rice crispy treats and a pumpkin shaped cake.
CaptainTeo: Sleeping, probably.
noSmokeFire: it could also be...hectadecimal? if G is the largest numeral
letsbelgo: getting fat on candy corn
Creideiki_SE: Being annoyed at people who think we celebrate Halloween in this country.
DrLigmaPhD: My boyfriend and I are going as too poor to afford fun
SymphonySolstice: same thing I do every year. nothin
iris_of_ether: Giving candy and Pokemon cards and raw potatoes to kids
niccus: thank god
Natural_Ones_Only: The Yellow River Flood of Baseball
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accountmadeforants: We don't really do Halloween over here, but I'm experiencing it through internet osmosis.
schordash:
pleonasticTautology: There are Halloween booster packs, for Pokémon TCG
iris_of_ether: I'm putting a potato in the bucket and seeing how many take it
Jigokuro: All I know is one hand went to 18 innings and everyone hated that.
Jigokuro: One game*
ButButTheJesus: I'm gonna finish Silent Hill f and maybe scary movie and watching scary twitch and start Eternal Darkness game when I have time and also Mortal Kombat Kollection came out and aaaaah too many good things
CaptainTeo: This year we'll instead have Desert Egg.
public_key_reveal_party: I just got here, and I wasn't sure what I expected from a game named "egg" but, like, I still feel like it was not this
JKBalch: Welcome back Blaseball
TXC2: in our lane
ButButTheJesus: moisturized
Gekyouryuu: Cori, did you see that the current Sentai season is the "last" and Super Sentai is "ending"? (They're just rebranding)
iris_of_ether: But yeah I have a whole sack of russets so we'll see how this goes
Jigokuro: One player asked for his thoughts after said only, "I want to be in bed as soon as possible."
iris_of_ether: Hahaha
public_key_reveal_party: With great expediency
Smirking_Bear: We're jumping chicken eggs today ?
accountmadeforants: Oh, and from the comments section of that RPS article from earlier, there's apparently another Egg Game coming out in 2026, called Oeuf. Things are really heating up in the Egg Game market.
iris_of_ether: They can take candy I'm not stopping them
GasCityGaming: Like I want the Blue Jays to win but I had them losing pretty handily so this is honestly very surprising
GasCityGaming: I saw that!
DrLigmaPhD: If my 3d printer was running I'd make little keychains for the kids
JKBalch: I should have made mashed potatoes to hand out. One handful per child
noSmokeFire: maybe you have to stop at 40?
saucemaster5000: the real tech is to hand out toilet paper rolls with enemy addresses
niccus: were you supposed to stop on 40?
TXC2: can we cut our hands, and get the egg?
TXC2: *and then get the egg
niccus: we'd have no hands to get the egg with
noSmokeFire: you cannot get ye egg
public_key_reveal_party: Did someone play artic eggs on this channel?
JKBalch: Double click the left button, maybe stop the saw after just 1 hand?
accountmadeforants:
kdefinition Also suggested that it might be 15 + 27 + 37 instead, which would be 79. But 40 seems a bit easier. (And also I refuse to accept that Javascript-ass math 
)
iris_of_ether: @public_key_reveal_party This show!
accountmadeforants: Oh wow!
SymphonySolstice: oh?
CaptainTeo:
Smirking_Bear: In every chicken, is a dinosaur that wants to peck your eyes out
TXC2: progress? 1
public_key_reveal_party: @iris_of_ether ok, I thought so, just couldn't remember, it seemed like this or W+p type game pallate cleanser
TXC2: "she's in a better place now" "oh she died?" "no, she moved to Cleveland"
CaptainTeo:
putz12a: @JKBalch I doubt that would work, considering that the hand that controls the saw is the first one cut off
public_key_reveal_party: @txc2 oh god, what was the worse place then?
Natural_Ones_Only: 2 minutes of clicking down the drain
schordash:
ButButTheJesus: egg is relentless
Smirking_Bear: So the chickens murder you ?
accountmadeforants: Okay, I've hit Egg Hell and in Cavanagh's Egg and the music is banging.
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TXC2:
public_key_reveal_party anything West of Cleveland really
EricTheOrange: whats left click
noSmokeFire: @EricTheOrange chop off hands (not a joke)
ArdCollider: it cuts your hands off
TXC2: EricTheOrange table saw cuts our hands off
saucemaster5000: eggsecute
Jigokuro: I always use the shift key appropriately. Am I the weird one?
public_key_reveal_party: Just like red dead 2, just need to stick to the plan
TXC2: just gotta get on that grindset
schordash: what if i just lost 50 sets of hands instead?
Smirking_Bear: Eggsecut -her
Smirking_Bear: So this is like saw , but with egs and chickens ?
public_key_reveal_party: There's just a bucket of spare hands off to the side under the table out of sight
EricTheOrange: I say we just lose our hands and leave
TXC2: game what do you want?
JKBalch: I think the previous gamer had a manicure before playing
ButButTheJesus: damn my human legs!
TXC2: what a weird game
TXC2: and we got 2 cheevos
EricTheOrange: we are not 40% of gamers
EvilBadman: I chucked you an egg game last night in discord
accountmadeforants: Ah
EvilBadman: There it be
TXC2:
ah VVVVVVV, the Gravity duck rip off game 
Smirking_Bear: "Let's play a game .... with eggs and chickens "
niccus: unfortunately increpare's own Oeuf won't be until spring next year
CaptainTeo: Eggs + Demos
CaptainTeo: egg
ButButTheJesus: e g g
TheAinMAP:
Dog_of_Myth watched 25 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
E G G
kdefinition: Just about, yeah\
JKBalch: Eggvangelion: You Can (Not) Hatch
TheAinMAP:
SymphonySolstice: love the voice work
EricTheOrange: game looks bad cheif
iris_of_ether: I just got back. Is this the same game???
ButButTheJesus: cheggpoint
Juliamon: no, this is egg
TXC2: iris_of_ether no, we changed to the other egg game
CaptainTeo: I love the egg's voice.
iris_of_ether: Egg
accountmadeforants: @iris_of_ether No, this is Terry Cavanagh's Egg. Last game was Ells Tales: Egg
Smirking_Bear: So far , been an eggcellent day of egging on
iris_of_ether: Egg-z peg-z
accountmadeforants: We dark souls hub area now
TXC2: fast travel hub!
noSmokeFire: one of them dark souls shortcuts
CaptainTeo: Eggtroidvania
iris_of_ether:
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NullColaShip: 116 months of egg.
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lucha_libro: I wonder if all the remaining eggs are your remaining lives?
JKBalch: This game is not over easy
TXC2: lucha_libro doesn't seem like it
lucha_libro: @TXC2 No it does not. XD
CaptainTeo: Disappointed that the egg doesn't go oeuf when it lands.
CaptainTeo: Oh, it does.
JKBalch: I think it did a little oeuf there
TheGuidingLark: egg
JKBalch: He's in an eggcellent mood
CaptainSpam: We can egg if we want to? We can leave our friends behind?
iris_of_ether: What does the green egg symbolize?
TXC2: like Salmon of old
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: There will be a penguin and an armadillo at the reception.
ArdCollider: the water being a 2D card running under the geo *until it isn't* is making me faintly ill
CaptainTeo: Good thing eggs don't need to breathe.
gualdhar: this feels a bit like Marble Madness
BrindleBoar: why are all egg games (sample size: 2) about jumping?
CaptainSpam: It is not death.
accountmadeforants: Haha, welcome to Egg Hell
TXC2: BrindleBoar chickens jump?
pleonasticTautology: chipzel
pleonasticTautology: chipzel also did the music for dicey dungeons
TheGuidingLark: how am I invested in this now?
Juliamon: that's a trap
CaptainSpam: So it's come to this. Now it's full-on Super Monkey Ball wires.
CaptainTeo: That's some very rigid sand.
TheGuidingLark: super monkey egg
JKBalch: Fregger?
Dog_of_Myth: This is an egg version of a Destiny Raid.
TXC2: "honey, I'm Freggers, and it's your yolk"
pleonasticTautology: D-egg-stiny.
JKBalch: Does it stop when you land on it
TheGuidingLark: very vex yeah
JKBalch: So need to put all your eggs in one jump
YeetTheRich_:
Dog_of_Myth:
CaptainTeo:
loufghyslaufey: Now THIS, is POG-Eggin'! (...chat.)
iris_of_ether:
SymphonySolstice: gamer extraordinaire
CaptainSpam: Ladies and gentlemen indeed.
loufghyslaufey: Oh, wOOf
JKBalch: Everything is looking sunny side up
JKBalch: Sea eggs
CaptainTeo: Aww.
xantos69: Egg friend?
iris_of_ether: Egggg
JKBalch: Roe
Juliamon: fishy frens
noSmokeFire:
SymphonySolstice: friend!
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accountmadeforants: Nest 1 of 6!
CaptainTeo: Oh that's cute. >..<
TXC2: all eggs are valid
TheGuidingLark: glorious
SymphonySolstice: love it
JKBalch: They grow up so fast
gualdhar: I'd call that... clutch.
ButButTheJesus:
YeetTheRich_:
accountmadeforants: Also I rescind my earlier claim that that was Egg Hell. I've found true Egg Hell.
TheAinMAP:
iris_of_ether:
@gualdhar
Pteraspidomorphi: gualdhar, boo
TXC2: have.....have now made a basilisk now?
Going_Medium: I wanna see that chicken after it's been raised by frogs.
bytecaster: bregg
TXC2: cu cu ca ju
Azralorne: Are you regretting listening to PJ? Hahaha
TheGuidingLark: so each of the warps has a nest, got it
gualdhar: I'm glad at least some people got it, I was starting to feel bad
ButButTheJesus:
@gualdhar
noSmokeFire: is this negging?
TheAinMAP:
JKBalch: feels bad
public_key_reveal_party: Egg jail
omdorastrix: I feel like I've missed a lot of Egg this afternoon
accountmadeforants: You can also just press r to retry
Mazrae: Hello everyone, hope everyone is having an eggcellent day
public_key_reveal_party: Can you stand on that little lip thing at the end?
JKBalch: I believe Cori can crack this problem
CaptainSpam: @JKBalch I think she's got it, and that's no yolk.
CaptainTeo: Isn't there a pipe at the bottom of the ramp? You could skip the underwater climb with it.
GoryHamJar: Don't get scrambled
TXC2:
what was that Cameron?
JKBalch: @CaptainSpam It is a devilishly hard jump
GoryHamJar: You're telling me egg is a fried rice ingredient?
TXC2: this need elevator music
TXC2: !break
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JKBalch: Their brains are scrambled from all that
CaptainSpam: Terry C knows what he's doing.
iris_of_ether: Holy heck the printer arrived and it is huge
iris_of_ether: (I broke my Mars so I got a Saturn)
iris_of_ether: UFO 50!
CaptainSpam: The saga of Ufosoft continues!
TXC2: and we'r4e back
CaptainSpam: Waldorf!
TheGuidingLark: it looks like an old polaroid camera
Valkryir: I feel like that everytime I look at cyberdecks
CaptainSpam: Third row, first column.
Jigokuro: The Walrus game is surprisingly similar to what you were just playing...
Valkryir: They are so not very functional, but cool looking
letsbelgo: jump kinging
Sarah_Serinde: wheee
Sarah_Serinde: yes please
TheGuidingLark: but when you close your eyes, does it almost feel like we've been here before
iris_of_ether: Oh baby that's so darling
lightfut: The music almost sent me in a duck tales direction there
Sarah_Serinde: I really enjoy the scrunching up before a jump
SymphonySolstice: solid ass squid there
TXC2: why am squib fly?
TheGuidingLark: adventure!
CaptainTeo: What.
lightfut: Squib fren
wedge_x: never punished
CaptainSpam: Try pressing up mid-launch.
CaptainSpam:
There we go.
froggy_funk: is there a LRR riftbound stream?
TXC2: froggy_funk there might be next Tuesday
TXC2: !events
CaptainSpam: You're on your own the rest of the way, though. It's Waldorf's journey, after all.
Juliamon: froggy_funk There was one back on Saturday, it's on Youtube
Juliamon: SAVED
Sarah_Serinde: I believe they still plan to do more streams, one just got put off because someone was sick
DiscordianTokkan: Thank you Puffin!
Juliamon: (puffin)
TheAinMAP: Puffin friend.
SymphonySolstice: puffin friend...
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah Riftbound is back on the schedule for the 4th at 1pm PST
putz12a: They did a Prerelease last weekend, and they were going to be doing it on Is This Your card, but Wheeler wasn't feeling well this week.
DiscordianTokkan:
Sarah_Serinde:
TXC2:
SymphonySolstice: TEETH
aerolend: "Give me your teeth", -- Zac Oyama
iris_of_ether: What is a walrus if not an egg of the sea
CaptainSpam: Waldorf has not been sleeping well.
iris_of_ether: Me too, Waldorf. Me too.
aerolend: This is giving me Ice Climbers or some other similar NES game vibes.
pleonasticTautology: @aerolend And Balloon Fight.
LurkerSpine: some UFO 50 games be hard as hell
nira_sol: UFO 50 games tend to start off hard and then get easier, not always but that feels like the trend
StrykerBoh:
e_bloc: yeah UFO 50 is nintendohard
e_bloc: this is one of the few games I played for more than an hour
iris_of_ether: What is it called when space trash forms a barrier? Kepler syndrome?
Juliamon: yeah, kepler
ArdCollider: Kessler syndrome
iris_of_ether: That's it, thank you
GasCityGaming: at it's essence, is this Walrus golf?
e_bloc: not to be confused with Kesler syndrome, where professional hockey players become (alleged) sex offenders
GothcoreOuphe: ahh yes Waldorf's journey
e_bloc: I feel like once you've played a few horror games, you develop a pavlovian response when you see a key in games. "key important, must get key"
TheGuidingLark: adventure games too
e_bloc: I guess most games, really
GhostValv: D: rude
TheAinMAP:
TheGuidingLark: absolute cinema
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this is too much fun
TXC2: isn't UFO50 Nintendo coded in general ?
e_bloc: can we reconcile "this game is so calm" with "eat shit and die":
ContingentCat: hey all, no Egg?
Juliamon: we finished egg
GhostValv: sheesh D:
TXC2: !clips
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iris_of_ether: I mean yes
ContingentCat: awww, I'll have to check that vod
TXC2: it was eggasperating
Sarah_Serinde: cracked under pressure
GhostValv: Mortis
Juliamon: they have merch for a lot of great things
iris_of_ether: Outer Wilds is fantastic and moving
iris_of_ether: I have the model and need to paint it
rustywir3s: it was all a dream...
iris_of_ether: Was last year's Christmas present from my partner ♥️
BrindleBoar: Outer Wilds does slap, although there is kind of a "learn to fly a spaceship under simulated physics" hurdle
iris_of_ether: It's a very good model
lightfut: The banjo time on outer wilds gets me every time
e_bloc: not sure there's a desire to play the game on stream, but I would watch the shit out of Outer Wilds on talking sim
iris_of_ether: Outer Wilds is on my short list of games that have made me tear up
2Flower: I've been avoiding outer wilds because it's basically a speedrun game and my reflexes are crap. Or am I misunderstanding it?
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no, laser rain
TXC2: pew pew pew
iris_of_ether: There are some things that are timing related, but it's more about exploration and learning
2Flower: Oh boy, blood rain!
rustywir3s: the blood moon rises once more
Sarah_Serinde:
incredible
pleonasticTautology: Thanks Cam.
letsbelgo: nailing it
e_bloc: different bird, but I do have sparrows in different area codes
CaptainSpam: That thingy in the bottom corner was you earning the "gift" item for this game by getting to 50%.
Sarah_Serinde: you're so bouncy
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: the ascent of walrus
DiscordianTokkan: ruuuuude
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e_bloc: I don't know if any game captures the essence of nintendo-hard than UFO 50
iris_of_ether: I think a cartoonist I follow worked on that game
LurkerSpine: hell yeah UpWell
CaptainSpam: Alpha enters the fray!
EvilBadman: #notasponslor #sponsorofdesertbus
e_bloc: man, I haven't thought about kid icarus in so long
RebekahWSD: oh. ok
2Flower: All things are impermanent.
2Flower: Except spikes.
DakotaKobold:
This kobold loves to see UFO50 
BrindleBoar: not much what's up with you
LurkerSpine: this is possibly my favorite UFO 50 game
TXC2: downwell and upbad ?
GhostValv: reminds me of the escape sequences of Metroid
omdorastrix: I just realized this has the feel of those 500-in-one carts
LurkerSpine: I believe this is the same designer as Downwell
e_bloc: imo UFO50 is a stroke of genius
2Flower: This is like "What if Action 52 wasn't garbage"
omdorastrix: Well it's only 50 so they chose the good ones
LurkerSpine: poker games, checkers, etc
TXC2: 500 games, 100 of which would different poker simulators
CaptainSpam: It's made less as a shovelware collection and more of an archive project.
CaptainSpam:
At some point you'll need to uncover Miasma Tower, but that'll wait until later.
e_bloc: very evocative. nostalgia for games you've never played but also played a million times in essence
xantos69: I never played UFO 1-49, but I heard this one is pretty good.
Jigokuro: The metroid one is really good, if hard AF
Showsni: At least Action 52 did programme all their own games. Most of the "101 games on one cart!" games I've seen in real life are just full of pirated versions of real games. Like, 8 versions of Mario Bros, starting at each world
TXC2: lets go!
iris_of_ether: Holy wow!
TheAinMAP:
IanAllenBird: ohhh
letsbelgo: hey girl
rustywir3s: penguin princess??
JessieImproved: watcha buuuyin
CaptainSpam: Alpha is REALLY floaty if you have control of her jumps; you're frequently, but not always, able to find a landing point.
LurkerSpine: yes, it will not go back down
CaptainTeo: The roller is basically attached to the camera.
accountmadeforants:
So, I've made it past that spinner you two were stuck at, and then the second spinner, and the grate, and the sliding platforms, and the third spinner with a saw and a grate, and I think I'm gonna call it here https://i.imgur.com/JUDbLZN.png
CaptainSpam: The roller advances when you do, but all blocks will dissolve after you land on them.
CaptainSpam:
And here we welcome Pilot to Ufosoft history.
e_bloc: very much master blaster not in the overworld
CaptainTeo: They don't protect you from anything but they have a cool radiation symbol on the side.
LurkerSpine: 2 items
rustywir3s: Personally I enjoy succumbing
Showsni: He didn't appreciate that
Jigokuro: There is so much to learn about this game
CaptainSpam: Zoldath is not a nice planet.
omdorastrix: they seem to take between 1 and 3 cubes
TXC2:
"Jesus you die so quickly" now to be fair he did last most of a day
brotdes57: All those sounds are great so far
iris_of_ether: If they're not coming for you, I think you can talk to them
CaptainSpam: If they don't move, try talking.
rustywir3s: I'm always saying that
CaptainSpam:
Okay, SOME creatures speak your language already.
e_bloc: mind empty, cube full
BrindleBoar: how evil is he?
TristalMTG: Oh, that's super weird. I just beat this for the first time 15 minutes ago.
TristalMTG: Good luck!
BrindleBoar: How evil are they, I guess. Is there a feminine version of vizier? Vizietrix?
e_bloc: I think I've played about 30 and I beat one
TristalMTG: I'm going one-by-one. I'm in a sort of book club for UFO 50, we're doing one game per week
e_bloc: that sounds really cool
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always airborne.
rustywir3s: Secret tunnel!
LurkerSpine: time to use em on a crystal
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glitched_goddess: normally I’d make a joke about how everything is hostile but like…it’s kinda fair
2Flower:
GasCityGaming: yuuuuuup
ContingentCat: yuup
IanAllenBird: yes
Juliamon: yes
e_bloc: 100% yes
iris_of_ether: Apparently it got legalized and now it's just everywhere
n3ther: yep and it's invaded the Esports scene since a few years ago
ContingentCat: definitly
2Flower: Remember when sports betting was a thing you had to see shady illegal bookie for and it was considered bad?
Reecer6: it's the entire sports industry now yes
TXC2: economy's fucked right now, people be gambling
GasCityGaming: It's legal in ontario and Alberta i believe?
e_bloc: and then there's a controversy about players and coaches gambling, who would have thought it
iris_of_ether: There's a good episode of...I think it was Last Week Tonight about it?
ArdCollider: @2Flower you used to have to go to the counter at the deli near my house for that shit!
niccus: the combination of parlays and prop bets have completely blown the odds in the house's favor (also you can just ban people who use statistics)
iris_of_ether: ^^^^
GhostValv: it's not a bet if you know it's going to happen (sarcasm, please don't bet with this philosophy)
e_bloc: yup
e_bloc: sportsbetting might be the slimiest industry alive
ArdCollider: (of course, up the street was Whitey Bulger's favorite bar, too, so)
e_bloc: somewhere around insurance companies and payday loans
NotCainNorAbel: it is pretty sad to see how many high school males are addicted to it.
IanAllenBird: ouch
Juliamon: they were NOT kidding
SymphonySolstice: now that was a Boom
glitched_goddess: like I’ve taken $20 to a casino, but the proliferation of sports betting is just next level
iris_of_ether: Yeah since you can just bet on your phone on *anything* it's real real bad
rustywir3s: nice
TXC2: e_bloc oh payday loans are actual, full on evil
letsbelgo: was it wheeler?
xantos69: Wow he sounds really good at blackjack
TXC2: blackjack is only good in Fallout New Vegas
niccus: we all have our roles in blackjack
artdecosunburn: @TXC2 Along with car title loans. They're both the basis of Alabama's economy, alas.
GasCityGaming: I went for MC Vegas last year, looked and was super intimidated by all the gambling things and worrying not knowing how to use them so i didn't lol
Marvoleath: Jack Black on the other hand
glitched_goddess: @xantos69 yeah good for the casino lol
TXC2: artdecosunburn oof
e_bloc: I dabbled in sports gambling last year for a month or two...theres just enough of an illusion of knowing what you're doing, with the inevitably syphoning the money to the sportsbook over time
WiJohn: Zoldath comes for us all
wedge_x: you have succumbed to hit box
e_bloc: it is everyone's duty to succumb to zoldath
iris_of_ether:
ArdCollider: controller drying time
TXC2: !break
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glitched_goddess: oh that zoldath!
TXC2: right chat I'm off
Tiber727: Cue audeince canned laughter.
ArdCollider: later TXC, thx
e_bloc: o7
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Cameron
Juliamon: oh neat, a sponsored stream next week
Lord_Hosk: wait... hang on... LoadingReadyRun has a youtube channel? since when?
SymphonySolstice: probably a little while, idk
LurkerSpine: is this new interstitial music?
GoryHamJar: Get in the Party House!
e_bloc: isnt part of nostalgia the concept that you will never experience it, as it was, ever again
Lord_Hosk: The tactic is... ATTACK
accountmadeforants: Seeing this sequence of games in a row just makes me want a WarioWare style mode where you play a tiny section of each game really quickly before moving on to the next
TheMerricat: So do you guys plan on actually hunting out the Easter eggs and the hidden game for this?
Jigokuro: This one is hard.
Lord_Hosk: I was right... the tactic was to attack
letsbelgo: this is dope
TheMerricat:
CaptainSpam: Actually... the hidden game *doesn't* require you to beat anything.
CaptainSpam: But, it helps if you have at least some understanding of most of the games.
letsbelgo: pea nut
Jigokuro: I was never able to beat this level. Even using the shields effectively to block archers and such, there's just WAY too many enemies...
Lord_Hosk: Because you tried to defend rather than attack,... the tactick is attacktic
SymphonySolstice: yeah I think you just gotta go for it right away
IanAllenBird:
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Jigokuro: It's just this level. So much harder than the others.
CaptainSpam: Never say die!
e_bloc:
CaptainSpam: Okay, maybe you can say die now.
SymphonySolstice: I feel like you gotta move all your guys to the front line right away
RedAlexxis: I'm in your base, killing yr doods?
e_bloc: you may need a fiber supplement
LurkerSpine: just columns of normal men
RedAlexxis: just normal men?
XprotoformX:
Lord_Hosk: They only made 5 levels, so they made this one impossible to beat?
SymphonySolstice:
rustywir3s: Red Wins!
IanAllenBird: ayy
SymphonySolstice: horse goooo
Jackomaning: I think aggro works there because archers arent very good at actual objective fighting they are unit to unit fighters, so you slip through the defenses as best you can and try to win
TheAinMAP:
Jigokuro: Archers stand and shoot if they have a target, otherwise move up.
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Jigokuro: They do not shoot at/over allies tho.
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TheAinMAP:
KharadBanar: Just "a tactics", not "the tactics"?
brieandbacon: An entire tactics?
satyropodobny: what if fire emblem was a rhytm game
CaptainSpam: What if you sent the horse-o-men into empty rows for a quick strike, instead of sending them into direct combat?
CaptainSpam: Or that, that'll work too.
RedAlexxis: woo!
TheAinMAP:
Lord_Hosk: pimp yes?
brieandbacon: Let's!!
Jigokuro: "pimp yeh, sluts"?
empyreon:
Jigokuro: what
JKBalch: Cameron = Pimp confirmed
ContingentCat:
satyropodobny:
retired champion! 
RedAlexxis: well, that's going to the hilight reel
vinewood_og: It's always the quiet ones.
lucha_libro: But.. does it have egg games?
lucha_libro:
Jigokuro: This is a nice one, tho a bit easy.
IanAllenBird: I don't have cherry on this one but I do enjoy trying
Juliamon: I love the not-moogles in the stands
CaptainSpam: @Juliamon You mean the Quibbles?
e_bloc: I completely forgot about the golf game in ufo50, that one slaps really well
Juliamon: sure
Juliamon: (I know very little about UFO50)
IanAllenBird: yeah it's per lap
nira_sol: The cherry for this stubbornly eludes me
e_bloc: boost with the fur
e_bloc: !clip
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satyropodobny: I am the one who poops Skyler
TheAinMAP:
gualdhar: have you tried cheating and going backwards over the line?
IanAllenBird: the catchup mechanic is them hitting you into walls a lot
Jigokuro: It makes you repeat the lap, it wasn't over the line.
Jigokuro: Cam may be slightly blue/purple colorblind...
GoryHamJar: I could go for a cup of coffee
IanAllenBird: you also have a swipe button but I find it distracting
accountmadeforants:
brieandbacon: Noice!!
brieandbacon:
IanAllenBird:
TheAinMAP:
IanAllenBird: I also did that
iris_of_ether: It knocks me out for a day
e_bloc: same, I got both, but different arms. knocked me on my ass for a day though
xantos69:
50 Bits
IanAllenBird: I had a day of what I called being wizard exhausted about it
iris_of_ether:
SymphonySolstice: thanks for game, and egg
ContingentCat: thanks for being Cori and Cam
Lord_Hosk: me tube?
brieandbacon: Scrimshaw.
IanAllenBird: waldorf's salad
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @brieandbacon Seems legit
accountmadeforants: I got past that spinner you were having trouble with and there are so many more spinners and I gave up. I did get 3 out of 6(?) nests, though.
EvilBadman: I hope you like Oceania humor
niccus: time to behold a moist lad
ContingentCat: can't wait
brieandbacon: Cleo naur!!
EvilBadman:
Bearudite: Antipodeez nutz
IanAllenBird: lmao
KharadBanar: The Moist Maoist
vinewood_og: Those dice need reeducation.
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (The crew settles in for a board game journey. STAR WARS! Game: Star Wars: X-Wing Minature Game: Heroes of the Aturi Cluster) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (1:07 from now).
xantos69: Just gotta roll more dice. Have you tried an E-wing?
IanAllenBird:
ContingentCat: I wonder if the animal crossing news made it
vinewood_og: Doing the lord's work.
ContingentCat: then you can retire champion
e_bloc: tisd our duty
TheAinMAP:
KWardJenx: Thank you, Cori and Cam!
ContingentCat: thanks Cam and Cori
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
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