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Juliamon:
ContingentCat:
kusinohki: meows
Julian_Rogue: I miss mine-o-clock ;-;
kusinohki: AND SERGE!
Juliamon: MOOOOO
vinewood_og:
What 
SymphonySolstice: thanks dairy farmers
letsbelgo: candian dairy farmers
Juliamon:
ContingentCat:
thanks dairy farmers
CaptainSpam: Oh no, the Canadian Dairy Farmers are invading LRR!
margieargie:
letsbelgo: Who is getting milked?
Julian_Rogue: why was that so much louder than the music
SaxPython:
Juliamon: Youtube likes to pin its volume
Simriel: Ah, is it yearly Milk the Beej day
Juliamon: "hey, you rebooted your PC? MAXIMUM VOLUME FOR YOU"
LoadingReadyRun:
sorry about that. 
vinewood_og:
SaxPython:
SymphonySolstice: LRR is sponsored by Big Milk, I knew it
Julian_Rogue: @Juliamon yea I just meant like. in the mix lmao
ContingentCat: you tried to cover it up but we could see all along
Simriel: Did you know if you Milk a Beej with consent, its Vegan
vinewood_og:
Experience Beej... 
SaxPython: hmmm. Did anyone clip? I know I didn't. Does anyone want to?
Julian_Rogue: @Simriel and if you let it sit long enough you get beej Cheese which rhymes
Juliamon: good catch
gualdhar: whew caught it in time
CaptainSpam: Prepare yourself for MIC 5!
SaxPython: clap clap clap
vinewood_og: Prepare yourself. Slightly more.
Kentosaurus:
vinewood_og: Red Forman, standing by.
SymphonySolstice: the dairy farmers stole the audio
Juliamon: nope
gualdhar: still no audio
CaptainSpam: Now we see the countdown go backwards as the music plays in reverse...
vinewood_og: D'oh
SCSayer: Red Green, standing by
CaptainSpam: Still silent here.
ParanoidRabbit: Green Red standing by!
vinewood_og: Room
letsbelgo: they milked the opening audio
JKBalch: Octarine squad standing by
gualdhar: oh my god
an_archist2: IAN
ContingentCat: there he is!
underhill33:
CaptainSpam: Ah, good, that fixed it.
wedge_x: me standing by
Sarah_Serinde:
SaxPython: magnificent
Simriel: Is this some kind of Star War
jacqui_lantern234:
hai friends!!!
vinewood_og: Mostly 1s
jacqui_lantern234:
also gdi, ian 
JKBalch: Percussive maintenance works
SaxPython:
@DoodlestheGreat
gualdhar: I go to patreon to save LRR's souls. It's difficult.
LordZarano: !paypal
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Simriel: Wait they got rid of X-Wing? I thought it was still live
Simriel: Oh Hey, Cam has an A Wing.
Simriel: Could they have been there as Troop Carriers?
Aneximarius: Flared base, Ian
Gadora: I love the GR-75. It's legit one of my favorite Star Wars ships.
Aneximarius: who says the containers can't be filled with X-wings
TheAinMAP: One gets smacked by Darth Vader's destroyer showing up.
LoadingReadyRun: can you hear (quiet) music?
Aneximarius: @LoadingReadyRun ambient music yes
SquareDotCube: As usual, the transport is piloted by droids to minimize casualties
LordZarano: @LoadingReadyRun Yup
tdapenguin: @Simriel would a hospital /triage ship have worked? (I don't recall sufficient details)
Simriel: Y wing, obselete before the movies started, but still running, and A-Wing, for Pilots who think they Jedi
Simriel: I love most star wars ship designs tbh. So good
johnnylongtorso: no ship that small has a cloaking device!
adept_nekomancer: Explosion-based interstellar transit
kusinohki: I hear hyperspace is as easy as dusting crops
Simriel: The problem with watching wargames, is it just makes me wanna play wargames, and instead I am sick in bed
tdapenguin:
CaptainSpam: A Bionic Trousers Media production. Brought to you by the Canadian Dairy Farmers Association.
kusinohki: um, this sounds like a previous scenario they already did
tdapenguin: @Simriel good luck to your immune system and their war games!
Lobo_Apache: Yessss I made it in time!
wedge_x:
adept_nekomancer:
Only 4 XP, perhaps, but the battle with the stationary mines was an epic conflict for the ages.
wedge_x: >.>
Simriel: Is Cam playing as WedgeM
johnnylongtorso: the thin end of the Wedge
kusinohki: isn't wedge's a-wing ability basically "I wish I was flying an x-wing"
JadedCynic:
have fun guys - I'll cya in the VoD later 
johnnylongtorso: I would assume Wedge can fly anything with an engine and at least one wing
Simriel: @johnnylongtorso Like, both is optional tbh, he can handle one wing OR engine
vinewood_og: If we keep doing it, we'll kill it.
artdecosunburn: It's the 23-Skidoo.
realbadatthis_: timr yo 10-67 67 for the yutes
realbadatthis_: time to*
an_archist2: Empire breaks ties (by crashing them into asteroids)
adept_nekomancer: Find the nearest asteroid and identify it with your face.
kusinohki: "aim for the asteroid. by the time you get there it will have moved out of the way"
TheAinMAP: Right in their face.
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realbadatthis_: Immediately hearing the crescendolls sing "face to face!"
kusinohki: !findquote houserule
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Cptasparagus: Deck lament: me after I draft
johnnylongtorso: Cameron out there performing unlicensed LASIK surgery
Lobo_Apache: Go for the eyes Cam, go for the eyes... ARRRRGH
adept_nekomancer: A successful violence!
kusinohki: I name these "neck-tie, bow-tie, tie-pod, and bob"
Julian_Rogue: reminds me of the rapid dragon rapid response system
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Very comforting to the crew, that idea is.
Julian_Rogue: I vaguely remember there being a star trek game similar to this? or am i fabricating memories?
Gadora: Couldn't that guy not use the focus to modify his shot, thanks to the crit?
Simriel: @gadora Thats a very good point actually.
kusinohki: I'm sure there's been multiple star trek space ship battle games. I'm most familiar with star fleet battles but I doubt that's what you're thinking of
LoadingReadyRun: @Gadora did he use it on attack?
Gadora: Yeah, ate a shield from Cam.
Simriel: @loadingreadyrun He did, against Cam
Julian_Rogue: I just have vague memories of starfleet mini ships on a shelf next to star wars mini ships
APODionysus: hey folks. actuslly able to stop in a bit for a change! haven't caught any of this... are there... teams?
Juliamon: APODionysus Kinda, Cori and Cameron are working together
APODionysus: ah thanks
LoadingReadyRun: Good catch!
Sarah_Serinde: Ian is running all the enemies
kusinohki: cam and cori are on the rebels team. ian is just facilitating the empire's ai/flowchart/spreadsheet responses
Sorator13: @APODionysus Specifically, this is the HOTAC campaign which is designed this way. The X-Wing miniatures game in *general* is indeed team vs team, much like Warhammer or such.
APODionysus: thanks!
Sorator13: I'm coming in late tonight; I assume the objective of tonight's mission is to protect the big ship while it moves somewhere?
OldUncleDan: Just got here. Is this a escort quest?
Simriel: If this was Babylon 5, Cam could do a flip and shoot the guy behind him
Julian_Rogue: I googled it. Star trek attack wing
APODionysus:
is this tge Redemption Scenario? 
LoadingReadyRun: protect the big ship and destroy an elite attacker
Sorator13: neat! thanks
Lobo_Apache: @Simriel I loved the B5 ships so much. Its why the Starviper is my favorite star wars ship
kusinohki: somewhat surprised that was the shortest loop cam could pull
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adept_nekomancer: Big ship friend regenerates a shield?
LoadingReadyRun: I believe the idea is that the big ship is being used as bait to lure the elite fighter
Julian_Rogue: Huh it uses the same flight path system as this game
Simriel: What does Julian?
Julian_Rogue: Star trek attack wing
virgil82: I think they came out around the same time?
Simriel: Oh, yeau weren't they the same company?
xantos69: I honestly think you need more upgrades/a ship with more firepower.
wedge_x: I would love to see either in RCAF livery
BrowneePointz: For Cameron: If you were to ever GM a Star Wars ttrpg, which Era would you like to set it in? For Cori and Ian: If you were to ever PLAY in a Star Wars ttrpg, what species and Character archetype would you want to play?
BrowneePointz: High Republic
BrowneePointz: it's an interesting setting. a Gilded Age, right before the decline
Simriel: Rebel Nazi Hunters would fuck tbh. Rebel shock troopers raiding imperial holdouts
SquareDotCube: Hell, playing some of the Rogue Squadron missions translated to this system would be great
SquareDotCube: (both comic and games)
johnnylongtorso: Book of Boba Fett, aka Boba Fett Wins By Doing Nothing
BrowneePointz: Ming Na Wen is gonna be one of my fave NPCs in the next Critical Role animated series!
kusinohki: I was thinking books. liberation of coruscant. evacuation of fondor base...
Simriel: I enjoyed Book of Boba Fett but wish it had been better
LoadingReadyRun: @johnnylongtorso Did he? Maybe that's what he wants you to think!
Julian_Rogue: no point defense?
BrowneePointz: I think it would be fun to run a more farcical short campaign as well, where the players are Stormtroopers(the, "this was our only way out of poverty/attempt at a better life" kind) who are unlucky enough to be at EVERY major engagement with the Rebels and somehow manage to scrape by. (while also being an indictment to the incompetence of the Empire)
LoadingReadyRun: @BrowneePointz storm troopers that spend the whole battle of Endor a prisoners of Ewoks
kusinohki: can't remember the book title now. a stormtrooper squad goes rogue. they don't join the rebellion, but they're not following the empire anymore. this was years before the bad batch...
xantos69: The Star Wars RPG I am running right now is set in 5 BBY and the players are cargo transporters who get squeezed by a crime lord to work for him. So they are now doing all sorts of crimes, but are wildly unqualified for it. We are doing X-wing minis for all the space combat.
BrowneePointz: Also for folks that haven't had a chance to play it, the Fantasy Flight star wars are really, REALLY good for narrative storytelling
BrowneePointz: (i'm not just saying this as someone who has gm'd edge of the empire)
Simriel: I mean yeah Tie's entire thing is being agile
johnnylongtorso: the Star Trek Wars
BrowneePointz: Yea! Edge is very good. Even if I was really bad at balancing combats in it
an_archist2: Wasn't that the TIE that Cameron killed?
OldUncleDan: Cori still on Y and Cam on A?
johnnylongtorso: @an_archist2 they mistakenly thought it had 1 HP left, but it had the full 3
an_archist2: ah
TheAinMAP:
RatherLargeToad: A Deckmaster Game
BrowneePointz: oooooh the Whisper was the model Ben Solo used
BrowneePointz: I should pick up the new visual dictionaries
johnnylongtorso: I hope he didn't use it carelessly
e_bloc: backstabber sounds like a noble attribute
kusinohki: speaking of kill silhuettes... is cam and/or cori and ace now? do they have 5 confirmed kills??
goombalax: how many points do you need to switch out for the mon cal cruiser
BrowneePointz: Of note, this is the SAME high tech fighter Kylo tried to ram someone with. on the one hand, neat idea, on the other hand, WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO RAM A JEDI WITH IT!?
Lobo_Apache: @BrowneePointz Sometimes you just gotta beat someone down
Simriel: Also Kylo Ren isn't even a Sith, he doesn't even have the sith Knowledge.
xantos69: Kylo Ren was cosplaying sith.
BrowneePointz: also man I should rewatch Skeleton Crew
BrowneePointz: that was a fun series
goombalax: @Simriel he's a sith cosplayer
ContingentCat: as long as they're confirmed
BrowneePointz: Indeed! Look at the Dathomiri Witches and their Magik!
e_bloc: you can get a jedi license online in many states
Simriel: There are many dark side paths that aren't the Sith
BrowneePointz: Ysalamari!
Simriel: I like The Bendu, he said 'Fuck both paths'
xantos69: You kidding? They get a deal on fender benders.
e_bloc: defining a Jedi is like a foundationist view of god. the more you define it, the further you get away from what it is
Vilun: according to the Jedi, if you want to use light side powers you need to be a Jedi, if you want to use dark side powers you get a lightsaber through the chest
kusinohki: dumb thought - eventually it would have been revealed that the yuzong vong and ysalamari were related somehow...
BrowneePointz: I still love that the Yuuzhan Vong lost their connection to the Force cuz they War Crimed too hard and their LIving Planet said "Fuck you"
Simriel: Rebel pilots have Bars xD
wedge_x: why drink when you can huff starfighter fuel
e_bloc: its because they're squares
SquareDotCube: what's a good fight without an ionized shuttle tumbling around in space
e_bloc: do you have any idea how much harder it is to get into an accident in space? in 3 dimensions?
ContingentCat: they have their vapes instead
adept_nekomancer: @wedge_x "He completed the Kessel Barcrawl in under 12 pints!"
vinewood_og: Dip your death sticks in some spice. You know, as a little treat.
johnnylongtorso: it's worse
e_bloc: if you speak wookie, you realize Chewbacca spent the original trilogy fighting a crippling alcohol depedency
LoadingReadyRun: Give that shuttle a Wedgie!
LoadingReadyRun: Do you have an Arc on the Butt? You might be entitled to compensation
e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun is there an ass-action lawsuit?
iris_of_ether: Never before have I been so sad that I lost my butt emote
kusinohki: journeyman baiter...
e_bloc:
iris_of_ether: Excellent
LoadingReadyRun: doesn't twitch disallow butt emotes these days?
johnnylongtorso: I'll have a tie on the rocks
e_bloc: well I know they took down buttsbot but I still have a few butt emotes
adept_nekomancer: That's 2 XP for the asteroid!
SquareDotCube: it's a silver-lined asteroid now
iris_of_ether: Mine was replaced with newer, shiner emotes
kusinohki: random thought - I should learn video editing so I can take the vod of these games and make a "time elapsed stop motion like" animation of the game/battle scene. add some pew pew special effects...
Sorator13: It feels like the difficulty scaling of this game is a bit high
e_bloc: spoiler: the asteroid is actually a jedi
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margieargie: When this series of streams started I expected like, 2% of the mid-space collisions that have ended up happening so far at most
LoadingReadyRun: space is surprisingly cramped
kusinohki: so many ships cloak, but none ever hoodie
TheAinMAP:
e_bloc: in space, no one can hear you honk
LoadingReadyRun: @e_bloc in Star Wars space you can!
e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun why are they still crashing into me then?
Vilun: been a while since I played, but I thought TIE phantom couldn't recloak until the end of turn
xantos69: Shooting at a tie phantom basically requires a target lock and being at range 1 or you will hit nothing but open space.
TheAinMAP:
kusinohki: bait successful??
e_bloc: not what they meant when they said send in some goons to rough them up
SquareDotCube: lambda bullying its own ln
TehAmelie: hello star fighter friends
Sorator13: @TehAmelie ahoy!
TheAinMAP: We're making progress.
Sorator13: does the big ship not get to roll defense dice?
Sorator13: against the Lambda, I mean
onewholeegg: holy cannoli, xwing on my timeline, what a glorious evening
LoadingReadyRun:
the cargo ship as none defence dice 
Sorator13: alas
chaps_the_goblin_king: the tie phantom from the critically acclaimed Tie Fighter video game?
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TehAmelie: 3 o' clcok in the morning and i set off the smoke alarm frying some flatbead. i hope chat is a better friend than my neighbors.
Sorator13: @TehAmelie oh noooo
kusinohki: should we yell at paul for calling it "warp" ??
LoadingReadyRun: Which part of the tie fighter is the "chuff"
Gadora: @LoadingReadyRun It's the screamy bit.
onewholeegg: back on tatooine we called it the ass but times have changed
LoadingReadyRun: "I can bullseye a wamprat's chuff at 30 yards!"
RegularSir: DO A BARREL ROLL!!
kusinohki: 2 m long chuff??
Simriel: I miss Fringe.
e_bloc: I was wracking my brain for that
iris_of_ether: Fringe was a goodun
e_bloc: Fringe was real good
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: cow was the best character
RealGamerCow: There were some powerful actors on Fringe
Simriel: John Noble was So Fuckin good in Fringe
letsbelgo: Yeah. he had a cameo in it
DiscordianTokkan: V? 1999? Something like that?
ContingentCat: 3rd Rock from the sun?
TheAinMAP: "Threshold"?
realbadatthis_: Jericho?
kusinohki: a little earlier, but "They Live" ??
Sorator13:
I caught that reference, Ian 
kusinohki: can't remember the title. had charlie sheen in it. aliens teraforming earth (making it hotter and such)
vinewood_og: Dost thou shittest me
e_bloc: who does #4 work for
Sorator13: oof
kusinohki: starting to suspect cori has a spaceballs gunner...
kusinohki: I almost caught cam's phone password....
Sorator13: *answers phone call* "No!" *hangs up*
Sorator13: Yeah, it feels like you're definitely designed to fail more than you succeed, which is interesting
SquareDotCube: and where the heck was the other squadron to help us?
LoadingReadyRun: they *are* the support squad
foopoiuyt: Need better weaponry
Simriel: At least you got XP?
kusinohki: like, even if we assume every attack roll was a hit and every evade roll was nothing, I'm not sure that would have been enough
Sorator13: The scaling seems odd because it also scales up as you gain initiative levels, too, so it's not like you can just fail a few missions until you level up enough to beat them?
Sorator13: though idk if it scales up at the same rate, you could still be gaining advantage to outpace it, I guess
Sorator13:
kusinohki: my experience with sentinels of the multiverse, they attempt to balance among variable player numbers, but it's generally easier with 5 than with 3...
kusinohki: wonder what the easiest player count is and/or how to determine that
DoodlestheGreat: By the by, Cam, nice work with the Amazon story today.
SquareDotCube: spookube
DoodlestheGreat: No idea what'll happen, but it's gonna be LIVE!
e_bloc: I'm in
vinewood_og: Read my mind
xantos69: What do you mean "Wins"?
Simriel: I feel like Beej will win 'eat thing' games
Simriel: The Axons are So Fuckin Good
DoodlestheGreat: It's okay, we won't have a November Live because everyone's going to be burnt to a crisp after Desert Bus.
SquareDotCube: not jojo stone masks
e_bloc: exactly
DoodlestheGreat: The rats are in the disposal business.
xantos69: Really looking forward to that.
iris_of_ether: I mean
e_bloc: thats a parasocial love letter
vinewood_og: Winner winner beef's for dinner
Simriel: You are my favourites, but that wouldn't mean I wouldn't shoot you in a videogame
realbadatthis_: I was thinking if Invasion as the alien show when I mentioned Jericho
DoodlestheGreat: Daylight Shavings.
ContingentCat: We are?
vinewood_og: Right!?
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