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Dog_of_Myth: !findquote cube
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gnomebot1: Boooo!!!
lirazel64: Magic!
IbunWest:
Dog_of_Myth:
gnomebot1: here we go!!!
vinopinguino: happy halloweeeeeen chat!
vinopinguino: got the exorcist on the tv, and lrr on the computer. perfect night
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GeorgePlaysMagic: spoobe (spooky cube)
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IbunWest: Aaaaaa
MegaDosX: #TooSpooky
BusTed: jump scare
letsbelgo: RareParrot RareParrot RareParrot
Dog_of_Myth:
tehcrashxor: Friday Night Paper FRIGHT!
Tearis84: I have died of fright
ArdCollider: Ben your ears are fabulous
MegaDosX: Friday Night Paper Fright
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Diabore: nice nice nice
ShaneLeeAtk: Dr. Acula is here?
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scuba_antney: Doing this to Serge and without his safety hoodie??? Uh oh.
stnrwzrd: boojamin whooler
BusTed: skullmer
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vinopinguino: simpsons credits names
adept_nekomancer: Skeledan
stnrwzrd: niiiiice
BusTed: π¬
cmdrzellgaudis: a Grem-Ben
letsbelgo: skellydan
MegaDosX: Ooooh yessssss!
vinopinguino: hahaha
vinewood_og:
stnrwzrd: @cmdrzellgaudis ding ding winner
vinopinguino: undertaker's dad on tech
admiral_sky_: EEK
Mindfire13: Say it ain't so!
Gadora: Aiee!
James_the_Dabbler: Serge XD
vinopinguino: oof
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stnrwzrd: gottem
GeorgePlaysMagic: 2 costumes and 8 boojamin peelers
Dog_of_Myth:
JKBalch: Serge isn't washed up, he's stinky!
stnrwzrd: stinky serge
Mangledpixel: that is the approprate level of mirth, yes
ghyllnox: Ohno
shendaras:
vinewood_og: Always use (circle of) protection
KaleidoscopeMind: dragonshields, a dragon of shields?
yaknowlikemesa: YEAAA
DeM0nFiRe:
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
stnrwzrd: hallowoke cube
tehfewl: list is based
letsbelgo: All hallow's Eve is only like 500$
BITs19_: What is on Cameron's glasses?
KaleidoscopeMind: the Scariest!
Dog_of_Myth:
stnrwzrd: @BITs19_ nametag?
TheWooglie: @BITs19_ his name
ghyllnox: Nametag
Mr_Horrible: 5 words per card
tehcrashxor: There was Magic before the pandemic?
definenull: Please no day night tho
stnrwzrd: what's the worse best card in the cube?
yaknowlikemesa: is there all will be one cards in here?
Mr_Horrible: okay but do you have All Hallow's Eve in here?
letsbelgo: @Mr_Horrible he just said that there was
fcloud: magic was invented by richard garfield on march 22, 2020
TheMyrdin: @tehcrashxor Magic existed in the Before Times?
CaptainSpam: Magic was in all of us the whole time.
definenull: I'm sensing a theme
yaknowlikemesa: @Mr_Horrible all horror cubes come with all hollows eve, it came free with your cube
vinopinguino: with a self mill component
adept_nekomancer: You can play any colors you like, as long as you like self-mill
TheMyrdin:
Scary is when self-mill. Noted! 
CrossXhunteR: is the graveyard inherently spooky
interiorexplosion: kicker ramp
vinopinguino: manifest dread?
IbunWest: simic slaw
Shadowsoflife: Ooh red/green werewolves
tehfewl: let the rest of us have some organs
definenull: Any German cards?
TruPhantomAngel: Oh, thatβs funny Ben is in a gremlin outfit, considering with I was showing my friends tonight. π
TruPhantomAngel: what*
vinopinguino: the real scary part of the cube is that every card is in german
yaknowlikemesa: after going thru building my own halloween cube and hearing 75% of the archetypes are the same I feel happy
TruPhantomAngel: @vinopinguino guess my time has come? lol
TheMyrdin:
OMG. It's the thing with that other thing!
fcloud: i didnt know adam and wheeler were brothers
James_the_Dabbler: always fun when you start a cube and the entire table makes soft groans
stnrwzrd: psychic damage is best damage
CrossXhunteR: i admire anyone that collates their cube
Malkmaven1176: If only this was the forbidden cube that shall not be named
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definenull: My cube drafting strat has been 'is it good in canlander?'
stnrwzrd: "i'm not in these colors" after 1 pick
CrossXhunteR: i know that one from vintage cube, and nowhere else
CrossXhunteR: @definenull "is it from a modern horizons set?"
termi385: 'Yes'
Mai_Andra: so the one rare might've been preemptively removed from the game
stnrwzrd: is there a decklist ?
Juliamon: !decks
CrossXhunteR: in MTGO vintage cube, does the entire cube get played in the draft, or is a subsection? something i had never thought about before
A_Dub888: Hi friends, what level of spoops has the draft been?
Mindfire13: Thats worth forcing the color
arbysgaming38: mtgo cube is a 540 i think? so you don't play the whole thing each time
stnrwzrd: @Juliamon tyty
Mindmage: Sweet Gremlins costume!
definenull: Ooh
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Cottagecore mentioned, neurons activated
djalternative: is glimmer bairn in this cube? that creature be trick or treatin
n0tboy_: Wheeler correct as usual
arbysgaming38: the sensual drafter
Mai_Andra: Wheeler's "Cottage Core" rant as a bonus stream
definenull: No it's the sensual streamer
n0tboy_: wheeler the type to say "thank you for having me" in bed
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Kentosaurus: Having that glass of water so close to Gremlin Ben is dangerous
djalternative: pack 1/7
CrossXhunteR: he might drink it?
vinopinguino: pause
definenull: Phrasing
Sapphic_Shenanigans: water is what made them multiply not turn eeeevil
wedge_x: water just makes more bens
Boltarion: why dos this cube have a $700 cube
A_Dub888: Now I'm not saying...
NoxStryx: The water doesnt make them the gremlins it just spits them. Eating after midnight makes them evil
HungryHungry_Hobo: Gremlins that get wet just spawn more gremlins
East_Coast_Sam: I GET THAT JOKE!
Manitu_25: funny how adam and wheeler could actually hand the packs over with their reach
30teracyte: i'm a grad student (technically employed?) and I got it
Kentosaurus: @Sapphic_Shenanigans yes thank you
CrossXhunteR: speaking of, i played against Mike Long at Spotlight Orlando. he gave me a spiel on who he was, and i had no idea who he was
HungryHungry_Hobo: Are you trying to say Adam can scratch his ankles without bending over? How dare you!
East_Coast_Sam:
Man I miss amulet 
CrossXhunteR: ooh, Clue lands. fun.
Marvoleath: Was about to ask who's cube this is, the German foils answers that question
LoadingReadyRun: The German cards add the terror of the unknown to the Halloween cube
djalternative: so, if you correctly guess the murderer, do you auto win the game?
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Mindfire13: Ben passed that!?
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MrGibberish: !decklist
maybe_games: is this peasant cube!?
East_Coast_Sam: @djalternative The murderer unfortunately does get priority to respond with more murder
A_Dub888: What'd you call my hand?
HungryHungry_Hobo: Check for a gas leak
KaleidoscopeMind: man door hand hook car door
Manitu_25: quick the gremlin is having a stronk
Micalovits: Hey Friends! A little late, what pack we in, and anything extra spooky about the cube?
TheAwkes: The spookiness is the friends we made along the way.
Micalovits: The greatest horror
CrossXhunteR: so, what's everyone doing with their extra hour on sunday
SirTrae: @CrossXhunteR Hopefully sleeping, probably playing games
definenull: "everyone"
A_Dub888: Remembering the ONE clock I forgot to set
Manitu_25: @CrossXhunteR where I live it was last week and I spent it watching league of legends worlds
A_Dub888: "Young wolf looking at my Witches Cauldron"... is that a euphamism?
Manitu_25: that's how you know mtg is fantasy: humans are good
A_Dub888: I like humans (In Magic)
bytecaster: Great German, Ben!
LoadingReadyRun: "Humans tend to be good" is a fairly controversial statement these days
vinewood_og: @LoadingReadyRun Offer subject to regional availability.
vinopinguino:
what other pog would you mean wheeler? 
A_Dub888: @LoadingReadyRun I like humans (who are apart of Bionic Trousers Media)
Manitu_25: love that RKF terror art
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MegaDosX: !card lightning axe
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vinopinguino: ben, i appreciate you keeping that thing on all day lol
definenull: I want to think he cycled to the moon base wearing that
CrossXhunteR: oh no, mulder was on the storage boxes
vinopinguino: i mean, i would wager he did.
gibbousm: !decklist
frozenphoenix7: Ah good old 2023-ish onward print set qualities
vinopinguino: adam "fresh piss" avidan
Mai_Andra: So Adam wants a card of that man's piss?
Diabore: wait i missed it, where car go?
CrossXhunteR: flat tire
Diabore: is CAA on the way?
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Kentosaurus: Let my bud cook
vinopinguino: diddy tho?
Mushbie: Big supernaturals?
tryllebanjo: @Mushbie Gandalf?
ShaneLeeAtk: Moose and Moose
nightsreach: don't google big supernaturals controversy
Mushbie: @tryllebanjo I was more thinking ghost knockers, but Gandalf is a classic
MothmyTitania: Ah yes, we love [TABLE FRIEND]
singinnonsense: the benlim
Diabore: @MothmyTitania "Hello [TABLE FRIEND], do you want to know how to be funny all the time?"
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A_Dub888: @Diabore "<witty line>"
definenull: TODAYYYYY
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Larkonus: What a chill piano tune.
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vinopinguino: so whats everyones favorite scary movie?
foxherd3r: does Army of Darkness count?
MothmyTitania: @vinopinguino I think the second one is pretty good
MothmyTitania:
vinopinguino: @foxherd3r yea for sure
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Mushbie: Don't know if it's my favourite, but I am quite fond of Event Horizon
vinopinguino: @MothmyTitania im a fan of the first lol
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foxherd3r: @Mushbie i think watching that was the last time I had a nightmare. 10/10
vinopinguino: @Mushbie sci fi horror is not usually peoples first choice. nice one
MrGibberish: @vinopinguino does the Big Short count as a scary movi
vinopinguino: the most scary
vinopinguino: i would also accept house of dynamite (new netflix movie) as an asnwer lol
MrGibberish: Also happy Halloween everyone! So far had about a total of about 40 trick or treators
vinopinguino: so jealous. ive only had one and hey werent even in costume lol
foxherd3r: happy halloween! my apartment is so hidden i haven't seen a trick or treater in 4 years lol
LRRbot: Scream Puff [4B] | Creature β Horror [4/5] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Food token.
LRRbot: Fell Horseman // Deathly Ride | Fell Horseman [3B] | Creature β Zombie Knight [3/3] | When this creature dies, put it on the bottom of its owner's library. // Deathly Ride [1B] | Sorcery β Adventure | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
vinopinguino: lrrbot is haunted!
MrGibberish: My favorite costumes: one whole family all wearing different spidermans costumes about a group of eight
foxherd3r: that rules
vinopinguino: very cool
vinopinguino: any kpop demon hunters yet?
MrGibberish: Nope
MrGibberish: Got two sandwiches?
vinopinguino: hahah okay
MrGibberish: As in two kids where wearing sandwich costumes
definenull:
That's highly specific 
vinopinguino: yeah i mean, i respect it
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definenull: Take cover!
MrGibberish: And my other favorite: a 8 year was wearing one of those inflatable costume of a t Rex, but skeleton. It was bigger than my door frame
foxherd3r: ah fellow Fox, welcome
Shadowsoflife: Raiders o/
vinopinguino: oh thats a cool one
Welbog: Hello, happy Halloween
MrGibberish: Hi fox friends!
vinopinguino: zombiesaurus
foxherd3r: Rotting Regisaur if you will
MrGibberish: Pretty much
vinopinguino: that's for the name. i completely blankced on the card name haha
vinopinguino: *thanks
foxherd3r: lol welcome
iris_of_ether: Only 2 kids so far here, but it's raining pretty hard. One of them did take the comedy potato out of the buckets, though
vinopinguino: come again?
definenull: Uhhh
definenull: That's a euphemism I am wholly unfamiliar with
MrGibberish: Comedy potato?
iris_of_ether: On social media someone shared that they put a single potato in the candy buckets for whimsy. It was super popular.
iris_of_ether: I wanted to try.
foxherd3r: that rules, embrace whimsy
CrossXhunteR: the right (our left)
vinopinguino: got us
shendaras:
TheAinMAP:
Juliamon: We apparently had about the normal number of visitors, but also a group of "young adults" (according to mom) that took all the Kit Kats but left the Reese's
DeM0nFiRe: a
NoxStryx: @iris_of_ether Someone near me was giving out sweet potatoes and potato roles
TheAinMAP:
vinopinguino: does gremlin gizmo have a name? i dont remember
A_Dub888: @DeM0nFiRe a
definenull: That's so true
vinopinguino: is it just gremlin?
cheshire_creeper: why is ben sitting on the floor
vinopinguino: what do you mean?
foxherd3r: @cheshire_creeper smol
frozenphoenix7: @NoxStryx At this point, sign me up for that instead of chocolate.
Micalovits: It also means you are a coward for not going 5C
vinopinguino: thats how tall they are
putz12a: Because he's a Gremlin
Korolan: He's a Gromlin!
LRRbot: Hard Evidence [U] | Sorcery | Create a 0/3 blue Crab creature token. / Investigate.
definenull:
gualdhar: no one brought a water spritzer did they?
iris_of_ether: Update: 5 kids, 2 potatoes gone. This rules.
vinopinguino: db wheeler
LRRbot: Lantern Bearer [U] (back: Lanterns' Lift) | Creature β Spirit [1/1] | Flying / Disturb {2}{U}
NoxStryx: @frozenphoenix7 Yeah, all my nieces went for the potato rolls
HadesLeprechaun: I think he's given the name Spike in the credits, but it's never said in the film proper
vinopinguino: haha
A_Dub888:
@LRRbot that's not a 2/2!
youcantlistentobuttons: SpooOOOOoooky cube!
karmic_guide: ooh, wheeler great deck name
CrossXhunteR: they put day/night and other transformation in the same set?
LRRbot: Study | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. / {4}, {T}: Investigate.
adept_nekomancer: @iris_of_ether Clearly the optimal halloween candy bucket is a bowl of potatoes with one peanut butter cup in it.
vinopinguino: @HadesLeprechaun couldnt remember thanks
frozenphoenix7: @CrossXhunteR Yes, but most of the other transform cards are one way flips.
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Invisible Stalker [1U] | Creature β Human Rogue [1/1] | Hexproof / This creature can't be blocked.
definenull: 20 turn clock let's go
CrossXhunteR: is that a flying man
cheshire_creeper: 20 turn clock...
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Greyah: It wasn't just Wheelers p1p1, but the same pack had the cleaver as well.
LRRbot: Ceremonial Knife [1] | Artifact β Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage, create a Blood token." / Equip {2}
cheshire_creeper: 10 turn clock now
LRRbot: Arcane Infusion [UR] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an instant or sorcery card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / Flashback {3}{U}{R}
abslomdaak42: Yeah, it was really funny to hear Wheeler just answer "Yes"
LRRbot: Lightning Helix [RW] | Instant | Lightning Helix deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.
CrossXhunteR:
vinopinguino: dont fall asleep ben
LRRbot: Gutter Skulker [3U] (back: Gutter Shortcut) | Creature β Spirit [3/3] | This creature can't be blocked as long as it's attacking alone. / Disturb {3}{U}
LoadingReadyRun: what creature type should the Invisible Stalker have, instead of Human?
johnnylongtorso: Han Solo?
MothmyTitania: Horror, probably?
frozenphoenix7: The no blocks race is on
cheshire_creeper: Ghost Spectre
Mai_Andra: I always sit on the floor at my desk. I have never been comfortable sitting in a chair...
NoxStryx: @LoadingReadyRun Spirit
LRRbot: Organ Hoarder [3U] | Creature β Zombie [3/2] | When this creature enters, look at the top three cards of your library, then put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
MegaDosX: Who up hoarding their organs?
A_Dub888: @LoadingReadyRun Well it's invisible so probably __________
LoadingReadyRun: "Those organs were for the whole group!"
vinopinguino: so many organs, so little time
ylegm: I can see Stalker being an experiment, or aberration
LRRbot: Mischievous Catgeist [1U] (back: Catlike Curiosity) | Creature β Cat Spirit [1/1] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. / Disturb {2}{U}
CrossXhunteR: that's just a picture of a cat
NoxStryx: @ylegm Ooo experiment is a good one
LRRbot: Ongoing Investigation [1U] | Enchantment | Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, investigate. / {1}{G}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Investigate. You gain 2 life.
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cheshire_creeper: oh thats cracked with stalker
LRRbot: Winterthorn Blessing [GU] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature you control. Tap up to one target creature you don't control, and that creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / Flashback {1}{G}{U}
LRRbot: Lightning Helix [RW] | Instant | Lightning Helix deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.
LRRbot: Ash Barrens | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / Basic landcycling {1}
LRRbot: Firebolt [R] | Sorcery | Firebolt deals 2 damage to any target. / Flashback {4}{R}
MothmyTitania: So have any LRR folks delved deep into the world of Umamusume yet?
definenull: Nooo crab
LRRbot: Ghost-Lit Drifter [2U] | Creature β Spirit [2/2] | Flying / {2}{U}: Another target creature gains flying until end of turn. / Channel β {X}{U}, Discard this card: X target creatures gain flying until end of turn.
CrossXhunteR: as someone who put a handful of tokens in color coordinated sleeves this morning, i appreciate the color coordinated dice on these tokens
LRRbot: Arcane Infusion [UR] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an instant or sorcery card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / Flashback {3}{U}{R}
A_Dub888: end steppedeez nuts
LRRbot: Chill of the Grave [2U] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Zombie. / Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Fading Hope [U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. If its mana value was 3 or less, scry 1.
LRRbot: Kitchen | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {4}, {T}: Investigate.
LRRbot: Dissipate [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
vinopinguino: outhouse
vinopinguino: pauper pilled
LRRbot: Prey Upon [G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
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LRRbot: Fact or Fiction [3U] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
definenull: Eotfofyl?
Bratmon: All in one pile
Bratmon: Commit
LRRbot: Library | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. / {4}, {T}: Investigate.
LRRbot: Play with Fire [R] | Instant | Play with Fire deals 2 damage to any target. If a player is dealt damage this way, scry 1.
LRRbot: Witchstalker Frenzy [3R] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature that attacked this turn. / Witchstalker Frenzy deals 5 damage to target creature.
Dog_of_Myth:
CrossXhunteR: i like me a dual land that lets you spend 4 and tap to do a thing
karmic_guide: Is "Ben Ben" Ulmer or Wheeler?
CrossXhunteR: ulmer
CrossXhunteR: wheeler is wheeler
karmic_guide: ahh, thank ye much
johnnylongtorso: who do?
Desruprot: @karmic_guide yes
A_Dub888: Nadu
imreallybored1991: Goat vs Goat
virgil82: You do!
LRRbot: Revenge of the Drowned [3U] | Instant | Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. You create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed.
CrossXhunteR: man, that enchantment just represents an impossible amount of life gain
LRRbot: Cathartic Pyre [1R] | Instant | Choose one β / β’ Cathartic Pyre deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / β’ Discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards.
cheshire_creeper: That's a play
LRRbot: Thermo-Alchemist [1R] | Creature β Human Shaman [0/3] | Defender / {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, untap this creature.
vinopinguino: he doesnt get the zombie?
karmic_guide: God, I hope Disturb comes back
LRRbot: Catlike Curiosity (front: Mischievous Catgeist) | Enchantment β Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card." / If Catlike Curiosity would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
frozenphoenix7: @vinopinguino If a spell has targets, but has no legal targets upon attempting to resolve, the entire spell fizzles.
Mindfire13: Midnight Hunt becomes spirits, Crimson Vow becomes auras
vinopinguino: @frozenphoenix7 heard. i thought it was 2 seperate clauses so it didnt matter. just wondering.
LRRbot: Exuberant Wolfbear [3G] | Creature β Wolf Bear [4/4] | Whenever this creature attacks, you may change the base power and toughness of target Human you control to this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
A_Dub888: !card gutter shortcut
LRRbot: Gutter Shortcut (front: Gutter Skulker) | Enchantment β Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't be blocked as long as it's attacking alone. / If Gutter Shortcut would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
LRRbot: Nebelgast Intruder [2U] | Creature β Spirit [2/1] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, up to one target creature an opponent controls gets β2/β0 until end of turn.
vinopinguino: ikoria all start
vinopinguino: *star
LRRbot: Thermo-Alchemist [1R] | Creature β Human Shaman [0/3] | Defender / {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, untap this creature.
LRRbot: Desperate Ravings [1R] | Instant | Draw two cards, then discard a card at random. / Flashback {2}{U}
LRRbot: Belligerent Guest [2R] | Creature β Vampire [3/2] | Trample / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token.
LRRbot: Lanterns' Lift (front: Lantern Bearer) | Enchantment β Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has flying. / If Lanterns' Lift would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
zasiah: This cube is wild. This feels like a North 100 Showdown with the incredible lines.
LRRbot: Library | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. / {4}, {T}: Investigate.
A_Dub888: !findquote library
LRRbot: Quote #1545: "I wish we could race around the library." βGraham [2015-03-27]
vinopinguino: is it instant speed?
LRRbot: Butcher's Cleaver [3] | Artifact β Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+0. / As long as equipped creature is a Human, it has lifelink. / Equip {3}
DeM0nFiRe:
CrossXhunteR: boo
the_long_rain: lol
PaulishB:
Dog_of_Myth:
Aceviru:
karmic_guide: oh noes, beBen done shrunk
vinopinguino: good game~~
MothmyTitania: Ope, we're starting over again
vinopinguino: hahah
fcloud: the benlin
vinopinguino: so good it restarted the stream
rogerivany: Table friend is a small Gremben?
Micalovits: Hexproof is not okay
karmic_guide: In my mind, Ben is in a DEEP squat, and you can't convince me otherwise
the_long_rain: what was the name of the enchantment ?
A_Dub888: !card secret tunnel
LRRbot: Top-Secret Tunnel | Artifact β Contraption | Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature can't be blocked this turn.
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CrossXhunteR: bless
Dog_of_Myth: !ppr
vinopinguino: atla looks fun
CeridwenCoeur: @the_long_rain Ongoing Investigation
vinopinguino: come on wheeler dont be a party poop
glitched_goddess: Iβm just happy they have a SECRET TUNNEL card
definenull: Flameo!
the_long_rain: @CeridwenCoeur ty
vinopinguino: is that what that is? lol
Dog_of_Myth: You never look
Aceviru: Never look, always care
Aceviru:
Dog_of_Myth: Okay, that's a big brain play
IbunWest: deep in the tank
LoadingReadyRun: quick, chat: What card is "so fluffy"?
Dog_of_Myth: Ajani
LRRbot: Library | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. / {4}, {T}: Investigate.
IbunWest: the cat token from the chariot vehicle
vinopinguino: Brushwag? Lol
Aceviru:
@LoadingReadyRun I just read this because I was told to close my eyes 
LRRbot: Ceremonial Knife [1] | Artifact β Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage, create a Blood token." / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Ash Barrens | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / Basic landcycling {1}
karmic_guide: thought it was an axe with a gilded handle whoops
LRRbot: Belligerent Guest [2R] | Creature β Vampire [3/2] | Trample / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token.
LRRbot: Nebelgast Herald [2U] | Creature β Spirit [2/1] | Flash / Flying / Whenever this creature or another Spirit you control enters, tap target creature an opponent controls.
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vinopinguino: What's the deal with the nebelghast
LRRbot: Cathartic Pyre [1R] | Instant | Choose one β / β’ Cathartic Pyre deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / β’ Discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards.
LRRbot: Fierce Witchstalker [2GG] | Creature β Wolf [4/4] | Trample / When this creature enters, create a Food token.
Chartle: which stalker?
definenull: Awoo!
vinopinguino: (in Seinfeld voice)
LRRbot: Arcane Infusion [UR] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an instant or sorcery card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / Flashback {3}{U}{R}
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Dog_of_Myth:
IbunWest:
vinopinguino: Oh god haha
IbunWest: we will murr on the shores
Chartle: glomp in the swamps
CrossXhunteR: i would not wear a fursuit to the beach
definenull: Oh that's gotta be so warm
Micalovits: Funnily, trample is NOT one of the words on questing beast
LRRbot: Exuberant Wolfbear [3G] | Creature β Wolf Bear [4/4] | Whenever this creature attacks, you may change the base power and toughness of target Human you control to this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
LRRbot: Hard Evidence [U] | Sorcery | Create a 0/3 blue Crab creature token. / Investigate.
CrossXhunteR: i like these game objects you are assembling
LRRbot: Firebolt [R] | Sorcery | Firebolt deals 2 damage to any target. / Flashback {4}{R}
fry72wastaken: whatβs the cube?
fry72wastaken: Iβm late
MothmyTitania: Harmonize 5RR IIRC
frozenphoenix7: 5RR
CrossXhunteR: !card Channeled Dragonfire
LRRbot: Channeled Dragonfire [R] | Sorcery | Channeled Dragonfire deals 2 damage to any target. / Harmonize {5}{R}{R}
LRRbot: Lightning Helix [RW] | Instant | Lightning Helix deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.
vinopinguino: Let me just say I love that firebolt art
vinopinguino: @fry72wastaken Spooky Peasant cube
fry72wastaken: thank you
MegaDosX: "Stop breathing" - Serge, probably
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
rogerivany: It's still weird to me that they named an ability after an already named card. Whenever I see harmonize I want to draw 3 cards.
LRRbot: Stormbound Geist [1UU] | Creature β Spirit [2/2] | Flying / This creature can block only creatures with flying. / Undying
LRRbot: Curiosity [U] | Enchantment β Aura | Enchant creature / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card.
definenull: Oh no he has the combo
LRRbot: Sanguinary Mage [1R] | Creature β Vampire Wizard [1/3] | Prowess
Micalovits: "Damn, a basic island? - I love that card!" - Wheeler
LRRbot: Claustrophobia [1UU] | Enchantment β Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
johnnylongtorso: I want a new blood
Aceviru: @rogerivany Yeahhh...
Dog_of_Myth:
Aceviru: They are cooking
LRRbot: Butcher's Cleaver [3] | Artifact β Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+0. / As long as equipped creature is a Human, it has lifelink. / Equip {3}
johnnylongtorso: call it... the headsqueezer
LRRbot: Faithful Mending [WU] | Instant | You gain 2 life, draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {1}{W}{U}
vinopinguino: Fun cube so far Wheeler
HadesLeprechaun: fortunately they've never printed anything that puts a lot of X/1's onto the battlefield, so it's not abusable
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Aceviru: o/
jessicaengle: Ben Gremlin Bongo Cat Ben?
Aceviru: Woo
IbunWest:
A_Dub888: WOAH Black Betty! Corivadam
cheshire_creeper: wait did ben win?
Dog_of_Myth: yes
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Aceviru:
Ben always wins in my heart. Oh, and I guess Wheeler also won
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Aceviru:
rustywir3s: ahhh
Dog_of_Myth:
Aceviru: French toast?
IbunWest: I havenβt had french toast in forever
vinopinguino: Should have been at Ben's place this morning
Aceviru: ^
rogerivany: Now I want french toast too.
shendaras:
LRRbot: Billiard Room | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. / {4}, {T}: Investigate.
LRRbot: Olivia's Dragoon [1B] | Creature β Vampire Berserker [2/2] | Discard a card: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Olivia has dragons?
LRRbot: Lone Rider [1W] (back: It That Rides as One) | Creature β Human Knight [1/1] | First strike, lifelink / At the beginning of the end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, transform this creature.
IbunWest: *Discards in German*
NotCainNorAbel: @MegaDosX always has
Aceviru: We need that as a pin. "It's in German"
IbunWest: Sorry, itβs in German
LRRbot: Vampire of the Dire Moon [B] | Creature β Vampire [1/1] | Deathtouch / Lifelink
LRRbot: Markov Baron [2B] | Creature β Vampire Noble [2/2] | Convoke / Lifelink / Other Vampires you control get +1/+1. / Madness {2}{B}
Joecool190: correct
MegaDosX: I think you should be able to do that
Diabore: looks legit to me
Mindmage: It works
Diabore: convoke isnt an alternate cost is it?
MothmyTitania: Convoke isn't an alternative cost, it's an alternative payment method
Vandristine: its helping cast the madness
Fruan: Convoke just modifies the way you can pay costs.
MothmyTitania: It's like a debit card
MegaDosX: I don't think convoke is an alternative cost, yeah
MegaDosX: That's a very cool line
IbunWest: That is a cool card
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, very cool line there
johnnylongtorso: @MothmyTitania I'm going to pay my rent with convoke
MothmyTitania: @johnnylongtorso Or Waterbending now
LRRbot: Attended Knight [2W] | Creature β Human Knight [2/2] | First strike / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
LRRbot: Voldaren Ambusher [2R] | Creature β Vampire Archer [2/2] | When this creature enters, if an opponent lost life this turn, it deals X damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker, where X is the number of Vampires you control.
MegaDosX:
LRRbot: Duel for Dominance [1G] | Instant | Coven β Choose target creature you control and target creature you don't control. If you control three or more creatures with different powers, put a +1/+1 counter on the chosen creature you control. Then the chosen creatures fight each other.
CypherRaze: Man, vampires sure are cool huh
LRRbot: Lightning Axe [R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay {5}. / Lightning Axe deals 5 damage to target creature.
Aceviru: @johnnylongtorso Now that I think about this, this is just having roommates to split pay with lol
vinopinguino: Its like they smashed coven on there
rogerivany: I didn't see anything
MegaDosX: Also what's a lightning axe? Sounds made up
rogerivany: @MegaDosX How would you even hold an axe made of lightning?
MegaDosX: I mean, Magic cards turn sideways, it's part of the game
johnnylongtorso: @MegaDosX it's like a lightning rod, but really sharp
notthepenguins: the unparalleled mental technique of going "hell yeah this is sick"
benjamin_wheeler: my bad for having a joie de vivre
LRRbot: Alluring Suitor [2R] (back: Deadly Dancer) | Creature β Vampire [2/3] | When you attack with exactly two creatures, transform this creature.
Mindfire13: Grin like its the best card ever and its a Grim Guardian (No hate intended. I quite like Grim Guardian)
MegaDosX: @Mindfire13 Grin like it's Grimgrin?
Mindmage:
You just get that smile when you pull any card because heck yeah you're playing the game you enjoy with friends
LRRbot: Spider Spawning [4G] | Sorcery | Create a 1/2 green Spider creature token with reach for each creature card in your graveyard. / Flashback {6}{B}
BlindRift98: it would be funny if the suitor had the unicorn type
MegaDosX: Now that's a Spider Spawning
Mindfire13: a fair casting of Spider Spawning? In this economy?
LRRbot: Death-Priest of Myrkul [2BB] | Creature β Tiefling Cleric [2/2] | Skeletons, Vampires, and Zombies you control get +1/+1. / At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a 1/1 black Skeleton creature token.
MegaDosX: Oops All Lords
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TetrodoxVT: what a sick top deck
MegaDosX: Well. We did and we didn't,
LoadingReadyRun: "Myrkul" is not a very scary demon name. *rips head off* "Did I do that?"
pleonasticTautology: bark woof hi everyone
Aceviru: Yeahhh
Aceviru: 2025 magic is something else
pleonasticTautology: (test)
notthepenguins: one for one removal is stemming the bleeding
n0tboy_: isnt myrkul like Actually Death not a demon. which makes his name even more of an undersell
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun Point of clarification, Myrkul is a god. Rest of it would be accurate though.
Fruan: Nekretal and Man-O-War were a mistake.
Micalovits: You need 1 for 1 removal for the 4 mana creature that does something every turn
Aceviru: @pleonasticTautology No please I don't want to go back
imreallybored1991: based
notthepenguins: you need it for the random beaters that get dropped like the uncommon 7/6 green tramplers
Diabore: stock up is a fuck of a card
MegaDosX: !card stock up
LRRbot: Stock Up [2U] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
notthepenguins: but for a lot of the little stuff its not worth
pleonasticTautology: @Aceviru we've been having a lot of problems with being visible in chat, because of various factors
frozenphoenix7: Vintage & Legacy playable!
MegaDosX: Divination in shambles
pleonasticTautology:
anyway hi, i had a pretty blah day and now i'm home and lrr is still on 
vinopinguino: One of my fav sideplots is Adam learning how cracked 2025 magic is
MegaDosX: You should do a stream of showing Adam some of the most absurd cards from the last year or two
NotCainNorAbel:
@pleonasticTautology 
enjoy!
Aceviru: @pleonasticTautology Got it. Sorry I've had schedule changes so I'm not as in the loop. Ty for the update
pleonasticTautology: @Aceviru it's okay! it's a combination of vpn stuff and also "i refuse to not use safari as my main browser, much to the chagrin of everyone who codes for chrome-primary"
vinopinguino: Boy too pretty
pleonasticTautology: @NotCainNorAbel thank you :3
notthepenguins: ah yes, prayer step
LRRbot: Voldaren Epicure [R] | Creature β Vampire [1/1] | When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.
LRRbot: Coppercoat Vanguard [1W] | Creature β Human Soldier [2/2] | Each other Human you control gets +1/+0 and has ward {1}.
MegaDosX: Pretty sure that saw play in Standard too
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MegaDosX: Also love seeing more of the cool Aftermath cards
MegaDosX: The set might not have been good but it had some fun cards in it
Mindfire13: Any 1-drop that makes 2 rectangles without downside is good
LRRbot: Vampire of the Dire Moon [B] | Creature β Vampire [1/1] | Deathtouch / Lifelink
LRRbot: Unruly Mob [1W] | Creature β Human [1/1] | Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Gifted Aetherborn [BB] | Creature β Aetherborn Vampire [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink
InfiniTokens: That's more of an "unruly individual" within an unruly mob
Micalovits: Adam is a good drafter
LRRbot: Alluring Suitor [2R] (back: Deadly Dancer) | Creature β Vampire [2/3] | When you attack with exactly two creatures, transform this creature.
LRRbot: Deadly Dancer (front: Alluring Suitor) | Creature β Vampire [3/3] | Trample / When this creature transforms into Deadly Dancer, add {R}{R}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end. / {R}{R}: This creature and another target creature each get +1/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Clarion Cathars [3W] | Creature β Human Knight [3/3] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Human creature token.
vinopinguino: What's everyone's favorite innistrad card, flavor wise?
MegaDosX: Depends on numbers and time of day
notthepenguins: its not like the humans get to opt out
Micalovits: I mean, we are going to a plane without humans soon!
MegaDosX: If Cori is a vampire then her playing Vampire the Masquerade on Not a Drop to Drink becomes extra funny
Mindfire13: Typically bad for the humans, besides a few who can somehow defeat all the vampires due to plot armor and plot weapons
MegaDosX: Edgar who turns into his coffin
LRRbot: Billiard Room | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. / {4}, {T}: Investigate.
adept_nekomancer:
@MegaDosX Turns out it only works fine for the vampires until someone eats their dad.
Aceviru: @Micalovits Bloomburrow?! Pog
LoadingReadyRun: Triskaidekaphobia is pretty great
MegaDosX: Triskaidekaphile is also fun
LRRbot: Juniper Order Ranger [3GW] | Creature β Human Knight Ranger [2/4] | Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature and a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
MegaDosX: Oh shit this card
MegaDosX: Welp.
johnnylongtorso: if it were Ice Age, it would have cumulative upkeep or something like that
Fruan: Or they'd be +1/+2 counters or some nonsense
LRRbot: Experiment One [G] | Creature β Human Ooze [1/1] | Evolve / Remove two +1/+1 counters from this creature: Regenerate it.
LRRbot: Tempered Veteran [1W] | Creature β Human Knight [1/2] | {W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {4}{W}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Micalovits: Huh, I forgot that was a human
InfiniTokens: @Fruan Or -0/-1
CypherRaze: I agree. Ward is much worse than Deathtouch
vinopinguino: @LoadingReadyRun Mine is the one with the old lady on the porch, white card. From eldrazi block. I dont remember the name. But I love the unseen /implied horror
LRRbot: Gray Merchant of Asphodel [3BB] | Creature β Zombie [2/4] | When this creature enters, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
LRRbot: Odric's Outrider [3W] | Creature β Human Knight [2/4] | Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
CypherRaze: Grim Guardian
InfiniTokens: Once made 548 copies of someone else's Gary with one black pip on board. Fun times.
adept_nekomancer: Don't forget to evolve!
ylegm: when Cori goes sideways, it's gonna be be rough
LoadingReadyRun:
@InfiniTokens InfiniTokens making InfiniTokens
CypherRaze: are there any board wipes in common/uncommon in RB?
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InfiniTokens: @LoadingReadyRun Weird, right?!
MegaDosX: Make it the cold open
vinopinguino: Peace of Mind is what I was thinking of
chaostreader: you already did that once with a commander game.
LRRbot: Duel for Dominance [1G] | Instant | Coven β Choose target creature you control and target creature you don't control. If you control three or more creatures with different powers, put a +1/+1 counter on the chosen creature you control. Then the chosen creatures fight each other.
BlindRift98: f6 and go home
ylegm: I don't think there are any board wipes at common/uncommon
ylegm: maybe noxious gas, engineered plague?
lesbiandracula: i've been watching the vod but i just want to pop in while it's live and say i'm really happy adam has been back on magic streams
shendaras:
stnrwzrd: @ylegm sandstorm
LRRbot: Bloodtithe Harvester [BR] | Creature β Vampire [3/2] | When this creature enters, create a Blood token. / {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets βX/βX until end of turn, where X is twice the number of Blood tokens you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Voldaren Ambusher [2R] | Creature β Vampire Archer [2/2] | When this creature enters, if an opponent lost life this turn, it deals X damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker, where X is the number of Vampires you control.
Aceviru: @ylegm It depends what this cube has, but doubt fire magic made it
pleonasticTautology: [rocko's modern life voice] we're a big unruly mooooob
LRRbot: Spider Food [2G] | Sorcery | Destroy up to one target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. Create a Food token.
pleonasticTautology: fΓΌd
MegaDosX: Make fud
ylegm: @stnrwzrd oh, I was looking at rakdos, good shout though
MegaDosX: Animate Dead jumpscare
ghizmou:
discarding animate dead...
MegaDosX: Wasn't expecting that
stnrwzrd: @ylegm breath weapon ?
LRRbot: Bloodtithe Harvester [BR] | Creature β Vampire [3/2] | When this creature enters, create a Blood token. / {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets βX/βX until end of turn, where X is twice the number of Blood tokens you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
ekplayscards: HEY CHAT
ekplayscards: WOOOO
ylegm: @stnrwzrd that'll do
ekplayscards:
That's me! But you're the one who's great 
stnrwzrd: @ylegm drown in sorrow ?
ekplayscards: Adam's deck wins best name of the night
LRRbot: Vampire of the Dire Moon [B] | Creature β Vampire [1/1] | Deathtouch / Lifelink
AleekTheFreak: always does lol
MegaDosX: M20 was the newest set when I started playing, so I remember Vampire of the Dire Moon fondly
LRRbot: Bloodtithe Harvester [BR] | Creature β Vampire [3/2] | When this creature enters, create a Blood token. / {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets βX/βX until end of turn, where X is twice the number of Blood tokens you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
ekplayscards: Canadian Highlander
Micalovits: What a curve
LRRbot: Intangible Virtue [1W] | Enchantment | Creature tokens you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
ghizmou: aren't human tokens considered food in innistrad ?
InfiniTokens: @ghizmou Yummy.
LRRbot: Light Up the Stage [2R] | Sorcery | Spectacle {R} / Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
LRRbot: Markov Baron [2B] | Creature β Vampire Noble [2/2] | Convoke / Lifelink / Other Vampires you control get +1/+1. / Madness {2}{B}
LRRbot: Bloodline Pretender [3] | Artifact Creature β Shapeshifter [2/2] | Changeling / As this creature enters, choose a creature type. / Whenever another creature you control of the chosen type enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Mindmage: That is a powerful curve of 1 into 2 into 3
LRRbot: Voldaren Epicure [R] | Creature β Vampire [1/1] | When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.
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LRRbot: Blood Petal Celebrant [1R] | Creature β Vampire [2/1] | This creature has first strike as long as it's attacking. / When this creature dies, create a Blood token.
LRRbot: Tormenting Voice [1R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
LRRbot: Irregular Cohort [2WW] | Creature β Shapeshifter [2/2] | Changeling / When this creature enters, create a 2/2 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.
Vandristine: Cori shouldve taken 1 from Epicure
n0tboy_: there's a SOI printing of Tormenting voice
Juliamon: OG Innistrad had Desperate Ravings
adept_nekomancer: Oh no, the not a coward died of terror!
thraximore: woooo
thraximore: animate dead!!
ylegm: oofa, good turn
thraximore: !cube
ghizmou: the blood bank ran out of blood
thraximore: not quite what I was looking for
LRRbot: Tempered Veteran [1W] | Creature β Human Knight [1/2] | {W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {4}{W}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Juliamon: !deck
LRRbot: Ardenvale Tactician // Dizzying Swoop | Ardenvale Tactician [1WW] | Creature β Human Knight [2/3] | Flying // Dizzying Swoop [1W] | Instant β Adventure | Tap up to two target creatures.
thraximore: thanks!
thraximore: yessssss, All Hallow's Eve IS in the cube!
IbunWest: A cube is 6 squares in a cuddle pile.
agentofsaruman69: if they ever do another Un-set it should just be reprints of modern cards with alpha-style templating
LRRbot: Gray Merchant of Asphodel [3BB] | Creature β Zombie [2/4] | When this creature enters, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
Dog_of_Myth: Gary!
Diabore: tick tick boom
adept_nekomancer: So rude, Garry
CypherRaze: Wow
IbunWest: Love a good Gary
shendaras:
wrapscalion: GG
Aceviru: A gary finish. Achievo
owangel1: Gary FTW
NotCainNorAbel:
500
LRRbot: Unburial Rites [4B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Flashback {3}{W}
ghizmou: animate dead is always gonna be cool
Aceviru: Woo
Aceviru:
Or boo
thraximore: Wheeler's back from his trip already?
thraximore: that was fast
NotCainNorAbel:
benjamin_wheeler: @thraximore landed this afternoon
IbunWest:
Aceviru:
thraximore: and boy are his arms tired
MedicCasts: Love Wheelers costume
Lockraemono: good costume beng
MedicCasts: GOing as a cynical magic player is very on brand
LRRbot: Reckless Waif [R] (back: Merciless Predator) | Creature β Human Rogue Werewolf [1/1] | At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform this creature.
IsSecretlyPaul: my waif
cheshire_creeper: Golgari, the spookiest magic combination, has entered the draft
LRRbot: Strangleroot Geist [GG] | Creature β Spirit [2/1] | Haste / Undying
pleonasticTautology: the sun is a miasma
pleonasticTautology: of incandescent plasma
LRRbot: Village Messenger [R] (back: Moonrise Intruder) | Creature β Human Werewolf [1/1] | Haste / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform this creature.
pleonasticTautology: the sun's not simply made out of gas (no no no)
notthepenguins: well fire probably exists somewhere else, just statistically speaking
LRRbot: Greta, Sweettooth Scourge [1BG] | Legendary Creature β Human Warrior [3/3] | When Greta enters, create a Food token. / {G}, Sacrifice a Food: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice a Food: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
LRRbot: Harvesttide Infiltrator [2R] (back: Harvesttide Assailant) | Creature β Human Werewolf [3/2] | Trample / Daybound
n0tboy_: i dont really see why so many people act like day and night is such a massive issue
n0tboy_: it's not that hard to keep track of
johnnylongtorso: I'd like to introduce daylight savings time
Aceviru: I'm more of a night enjoyer myself but I don't hate day lovers
vinopinguino: its harder in multiplayer
AngelicKnighthood: As an avid Werewolf player, I love and hate day/nightbound
LRRbot: Foulmire Knight // Profane Insight | Foulmire Knight [B] | Creature β Zombie Knight [1/1] | Deathtouch // Profane Insight [2B] | Instant β Adventure | You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
vinopinguino: but 1 vs 1 its not tha tbad
Mattmitchell45: You have to keep tracking it after permanents die though
chaostreader: that was a definite pause of βare you sure?β
niccus: maybe they should've gone further. every game starts in day
MedicCasts: Could have gone even futher and said any game that starts post 5pm local starts in night
LRRbot: Breakneck Rider [1RR] (back: Neck Breaker) | Creature β Human Scout Werewolf [3/3] | At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform this creature.
Micalovits: The fact that it never stops tracking is the annoying part
InfiniTokens: @AngelicKnighthood You could say it's a blessing and a... curse?
n0tboy_: there's a photovoltaic sensor in the card that detects whether it's day or night
MedicCasts: @n0tboy_ could be gamed by having a really dark room
MedicCasts: Players just grabbing umbrellas to hold over the playmat when they want to switch to night
LRRbot: Gingerbrute [1] | Artifact Creature β Food Golem [1/1] | Haste / {1}: This creature can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.
n0tboy_: a big white horse taught me how haste works
LoadingReadyRun:
I thought the original werewolf mechanic worked fine (without the global day/night tracking)
Dog_of_Myth: o7 Gingerbrute
LRRbot: Strangleroot Geist [GG] | Creature β Spirit [2/1] | Haste / Undying
goombalax: @LoadingReadyRun you're in the majority
n0tboy_: has anyone actually been running that one card that flips your transform creatures now that we have so many in UB
LRRbot: Infernal Grasp [1B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Witch's Oven [1] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Create a Food token. If the sacrificed creature's toughness was 4 or greater, create two Food tokens instead.
goombalax: @n0tboy_ Moonmist is gonna be busto with Aang
LRRbot: Bird Admirer [2G] (back: Wing Shredder) | Creature β Human Archer Werewolf [1/4] | Reach / Daybound
Dog_of_Myth: Go birbs
Mattmitchell45: Is there a non-human specific version of Moonmist?
LRRbot: Candy Trail [1] | Artifact β Food Clue | When this artifact enters, scry 2. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life and draw a card.
InfiniTokens: They should make a card that is played at the beginning of the game and created an emblem that says "All base card human werewolves have daybound/nightbound". (aka no Maskwood Nexus shenanigan)
n0tboy_: [Avatar State] WUBRG Instant -- transform all creatures
InfiniTokens: Ok who fed Ben after midnight?
Aceviru: Not the chos :c
LRRbot: Foulmire Knight // Profane Insight | Foulmire Knight [B] | Creature β Zombie Knight [1/1] | Deathtouch // Profane Insight [2B] | Instant β Adventure | You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
goombalax: Ben should switch his costume between day/night
LRRbot: Briarbridge Patrol [3G] | Creature β Human Warrior [3/3] | Whenever this creature deals damage to one or more creatures, investigate. / At the beginning of each end step, if you sacrificed three or more Clues this turn, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
LRRbot: Oakshade Stalker [2G] (back: Moonlit Ambusher) | Creature β Human Ranger Werewolf [3/3] | You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it. / Daybound
LRRbot: Moonlit Ambusher (front: Oakshade Stalker) | Creature β Werewolf [6/3] | Nightbound
pleonasticTautology: big big boy
Micalovits: Put Gretta in the oven
LRRbot: Young Wolf [G] | Creature β Wolf [1/1] | Undying
CrossXhunteR: is nine lives familiar in the cube
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Mattmitchell45: Cocky little freak
thraximore: All Hallow's Eeeeeeeeeeve
CrossXhunteR: it's not a great value, unless you go infinite. then it is infinite value
Aarek: need kitchen finks so you can play it with kitchen
LRRbot: Game Trail | Land | As this land enters, you may reveal a Mountain or Forest card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
LRRbot: Reckless Waif [R] (back: Merciless Predator) | Creature β Human Rogue Werewolf [1/1] | At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform this creature.
LRRbot: Young Wolf [G] | Creature β Wolf [1/1] | Undying
wrapscalion: Young Wolf!
LRRbot: Packsong Pup [1G] | Creature β Wolf [1/1] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control another Wolf or Werewolf, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / When this creature dies, you gain life equal to its power.
pleonasticTautology: packsooooong pup
thraximore: awooo
Mattmitchell45: Son fights Wife!
pleonasticTautology: i remember when you all howled about packsong pup
LRRbot: Outland Liberator [1G] (back: Frenzied Trapbreaker) | Creature β Human Werewolf [2/2] | {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / Daybound
LRRbot: Frenzied Trapbreaker (front: Outland Liberator) | Creature β Werewolf [3/3] | {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / Whenever this creature attacks, destroy target artifact or enchantment defending player controls. / Nightbound
Diabore: but its day time?
Diabore: waif doesnt do day night
InfiniTokens: AWOO! ...sorry, someone else started a howl.
narset6691: @Diabore yea thats an OG werewolf
Diabore: did i miss a turn of nothing?
pleonasticTautology: i'm a dog but i can howl :]
CrossXhunteR: @Diabore yes, right before
LRRbot: Silversmote Ghoul [2B] | Creature β Zombie Vampire [3/1] | At the beginning of your end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Hookhand Mariner [3G] (back: Riphook Raider) | Creature β Human Werewolf [4/4] | Daybound
abslomdaak42: The night layout is soooooo pretty
LRRbot: Riphook Raider (front: Hookhand Mariner) | Creature β Werewolf [6/4] | This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Nightbound
pleonasticTautology: mandoorhandhookcardoor
Diabore: car hook hand man!
CrossXhunteR: 6/4 is lorge
n0tboy_: Hookhand Mariner goes in the Duel of the Fates deck doesnt it
LRRbot: Candy Trail [1] | Artifact β Food Clue | When this artifact enters, scry 2. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life and draw a card.
Mattmitchell45: Scry my deck with ...can....day
LRRbot: Unearth [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Eternal Witness [1GG] | Creature β Human Shaman [2/1] | When this creature enters, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
Diabore: uh oh loopies
CrossXhunteR: what is the front side of cam's dayman?
pleonasticTautology: no
CrossXhunteR: !card hookhand mariner
LRRbot: Hookhand Mariner [3G] (back: Riphook Raider) | Creature β Human Werewolf [4/4] | Daybound
LRRbot: Burly Breaker [3GG] (back: Dire-Strain Demolisher) | Creature β Human Werewolf [6/5] | Ward {1} / Daybound
CrossXhunteR: cam drafted large
pleonasticTautology:
burly breaker
pleonasticTautology: she was in my arena werewolf deck
pleonasticTautology: that's not a puppygirl, wheeler
pleonasticTautology: that's a dog woman.
pleonasticTautology: she got that dog in her
pleonasticTautology: AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
n0tboy_: it's okay wheeler i thought it too
LRRbot: Greta, Sweettooth Scourge [1BG] | Legendary Creature β Human Warrior [3/3] | When Greta enters, create a Food token. / {G}, Sacrifice a Food: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice a Food: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Aceviru: Scoose is a rare but goyf is a token why 2025 magic whyyy π
n0tboy_: @pleonasticTautology many such cases
pleonasticTautology: @n0tboy_ i'm a dog woman :]
LoadingReadyRun: That puppy is just Clifford. keeps growing
LRRbot: Escape Tunnel | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.
n0tboy_: @LoadingReadyRun that's why they call me that
InfiniTokens:
"Beef wall"
LRRbot: Lambholt Harrier [1R] | Creature β Wolf [2/2] | {3}{R}: Target creature can't block this turn.
pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun ages ago, ryan north posted a picture of himself standing next to someone in a clifford mascot costume. of course, ryan was taller.
r10pez10: yeah but ryan north is 10 foot 8 in hat and heels
LRRbot: Wolfkin Outcast [5G] (back: Wedding Crasher) | Creature β Human Werewolf [5/4] | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Wolf or Werewolf. / Daybound
pleonasticTautology: @r10pez10 i mean, the first time i met him, i literally had to crane my head back to make eye contact
LRRbot: Witch's Oven [1] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Create a Food token. If the sacrificed creature's toughness was 4 or greater, create two Food tokens instead.
CrossXhunteR: that's a good one
InfiniTokens: That sounds... wrong...
LRRbot: Unearth [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Rending Flame [2R] | Instant | Rending Flame deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that permanent is a Spirit, Rending Flame also deals 2 damage to that permanent's controller.
CrossXhunteR: !card candy trail
LRRbot: Candy Trail [1] | Artifact β Food Clue | When this artifact enters, scry 2. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life and draw a card.
LRRbot: Vampire Nighthawk [1BB] | Creature β Vampire Shaman [2/3] | Flying / Deathtouch / Lifelink
Lysander_salamander: happy halloween everyone! How goes the game?
Lysander_salamander: is vampire horse a card?
Aceviru: So far a good cube showing
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I think Blood Artist does go in aristocrats.
pleonasticTautology: mostly bad, but good at the end
NotCainNorAbel: yes
CrossXhunteR: i saw one trick or treater, who was walking up as i was pulling into my driveway with groceries
Lysander_salamander: I forgot to request the day off so I worked through the day.
Bruceski: All I got was a random nosebleed.
youcantlistentobuttons: I ate candy and watched horror movies.
RatherLargeToad: I had 4 trick or treaters. Was a bummer
protojman: decent amount of trick or treaters. watched Prometheus for the first time.
pctjoe: I got a magic missile tattoo
protojman: never played Phasmo this year
n0tboy_: i'm building a spooky Master of Keys deck while sippin whiskey
pleonasticTautology: went to commandfest in tacoma, had a panic attack from seeing some bigoted costumes; went somewhere for lunch, saw a bigoted costume; went to ikea, three people recognized my homestuck costume
stnrwzrd: it's raining like a mofo here, ain't nobody outside
LRRbot: Candy Trail [1] | Artifact β Food Clue | When this artifact enters, scry 2. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life and draw a card.
Aceviru: I slept like a baby. And now I am awake for spoopy magic into Mariah Carey
rustywir3s: I did a ravnica remastered draft with friends for halloween
CrossXhunteR: i went to costco and forgot to bring in my gift certificate. it was the worst
LRRbot: Lambholt Pacifist [1G] (back: Lambholt Butcher) | Creature β Human Shaman Werewolf [3/3] | This creature can't attack unless you control a creature with power 4 or greater. / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform this creature.
pleonasticTautology: @stnrwzrd if you're in seattle: folks were definitely still trick or treating
stnrwzrd: @pleonasticTautology i'm not lols
pleonasticTautology: @stnrwzrd oh lmao, it was coming down HARD today
agentofsaruman69: little rain and wind doesn't stop us seattlites
LRRbot: Tempting Witch [2B] | Creature β Human Warlock [1/3] | When this creature enters, create a Food token. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Target player loses 3 life.
n0tboy_: it's honestly a perfect night for trick or treating in the sac area
pleonasticTautology: @agentofsaruman69 to be fair i drove around new york during superstorm sandy, i'm just kinda insane lmao
AMuseOfFirebane:
oh are we talking Halloween festivities? I won a costume contest last night 
LRRbot: Bird Admirer [2G] (back: Wing Shredder) | Creature β Human Archer Werewolf [1/4] | Reach / Daybound
Lord_Hosk: I don't know what she is doing with that food, but im very interested... Im... tempted
n0tboy_: chat how do i generate infinite mana in bracket 3 master of keys
calculated_uncertainties: @agentofsaruman69 washington folk would never get things done if they did.
Mattmitchell45: @AMuseOfFirebane Congrats
AMuseOfFirebane: @Mattmitchell45 thanks!! It was a blast
LRRbot: Return from the Wilds [2G] | Sorcery | Choose two β / β’ Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / β’ Create a 1/1 white Human creature token. / β’ Create a Food token.
Aceviru:
Something from a European stadium
glitched_goddess: doesnβt live octopus fight back as you try to eat it
InfiniTokens: I saw that episode of Futurama. Fry eats egg salad from a gas station vending machine
stnrwzrd:
@pleonasticTautology glad you could make it 
LRRbot: Child of the Pack [2RG] (back: Savage Packmate) | Creature β Human Werewolf [2/5] | {2}{R}{G}: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. / Daybound
LRRbot: Foul Play [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature with power 2 or less. Investigate.
Dog_of_Myth: !card Oust
LRRbot: Oust [W] | Sorcery | Put target creature into its owner's library second from the top. Its controller gains 3 life.
CrossXhunteR: when will it be Unwanted Remake's time in the sun?
NonchalantAvenger: hey! that gremlin is hoarding food
MrPipboy3000: Parasites Lost ... great episode
InfiniTokens: "Alfredo's Special Sauce"
LRRbot: Strangleroot Geist [GG] | Creature β Spirit [2/1] | Haste / Undying
Aarek: now I want deviled eggs, but thats a different episode
LRRbot: Undead Augur [BB] | Creature β Zombie Wizard [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another Zombie you control dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
LRRbot: Oakshade Stalker [2G] (back: Moonlit Ambusher) | Creature β Human Ranger Werewolf [3/3] | You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it. / Daybound
CrossXhunteR: !card savage packmate
LRRbot: Savage Packmate (front: Child of the Pack) | Creature β Werewolf [5/5] | Trample / Other creatures you control get +1/+0. / Nightbound
LRRbot: Morbid Opportunist [2B] | Creature β Human Rogue [1/3] | Whenever one or more other creatures die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
NonchalantAvenger: wait - is ben the one guy in the office that came in custom fortoday?
NonchalantAvenger: the only one that shows respect for hallowenn...
LRRbot: Rending Flame [2R] | Instant | Rending Flame deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that permanent is a Spirit, Rending Flame also deals 2 damage to that permanent's controller.
A_Dub888: Trick or Treating Frogs are gone, how Magic has been The Gathering?
LRRbot: Escape Tunnel | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.
NonchalantAvenger: first blood
LRRbot: Tough Cookie [1G] | Artifact Creature β Food Golem [2/2] | When this creature enters, create a Food token. / {2}{G}: Until end of turn, target noncreature artifact you control becomes a 4/4 artifact creature. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.
LRRbot: Unearth [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Runebound Wolf [1R] | Creature β Wolf [2/2] | {3}{R}, {T}: This creature deals damage equal to the number of Wolves and Werewolves you control to target opponent.
CrossXhunteR: to the dome
Lysander_salamander: nice
InfiniTokens: Keeping track of Day/Nighttime is the worst for us memory-lacking people
LRRbot: Ballista Watcher [2RR] (back: Ballista Wielder) | Creature β Human Soldier Werewolf [4/3] | {2}{R}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target. / Daybound
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NonchalantAvenger: i'm sensing that cam has a plan...
CrossXhunteR: "Catch!"
LRRbot: Ballista Wielder (front: Ballista Watcher) | Creature β Werewolf [5/5] | {2}{R}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target. A creature dealt damage this way can't block this turn. / Nightbound
Lysander_salamander: that's so metal
Mr_Horrible: he looks like he's shouting "LET'S GOOOOOOOO"
glitched_goddess: we all transform after a few beers
LRRbot: Scream Puff [4B] | Creature β Horror [4/5] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Food token.
InfiniTokens: "Sacrifice three beer tokens: Transform target human."
A_Dub888: @Mr_Horrible off screen archer who shot him: "I have made a terrible mistake"
glitched_goddess: Wilds had a lot of fun candy monsters
Mr_Horrible: @A_Dub888 "My mother always told me those petty size-measuring contests would get me in trouble some day"
NonchalantAvenger: gimme moar fooood
Lord_Hosk: "I told you when you promoted me from ballista walker to Ballista Watcher this was a bad choice and you would regret it... watching it out of my wheelhouse"
LRRbot: Young Wolf [G] | Creature β Wolf [1/1] | Undying
glitched_goddess: βI watched the ballista alright. watch it shoot that big pastry golem.β
Lord_Hosk: If you get possessed on Innistrad... they send in a young wolf and a old wolf
CrossXhunteR: !card tough cookie
LRRbot: Tough Cookie [1G] | Artifact Creature β Food Golem [2/2] | When this creature enters, create a Food token. / {2}{G}: Until end of turn, target noncreature artifact you control becomes a 4/4 artifact creature. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.
A_Dub888: @Lord_Hosk what if you get possessed by lycanthropy?
LRRbot: Village Messenger [R] (back: Moonrise Intruder) | Creature β Human Werewolf [1/1] | Haste / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform this creature.
LRRbot: Mystic Skull [2] (back: Mystic Monstrosity) | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {5}, {T}: Transform this artifact.
LRRbot: Mystic Monstrosity (front: Mystic Skull) | Artifact Creature β Construct [5/6] | Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
Lord_Hosk: @A_Dub888 Thats what the wolves are for
CrossXhunteR: is that a candy trail next to the other food? the name seems long and potentially german
LRRbot: Vampire Nighthawk [1BB] | Creature β Vampire Shaman [2/3] | Flying / Deathtouch / Lifelink
benjamin_wheeler: yes, German candy trail
LRRbot: Game Trail | Land | As this land enters, you may reveal a Mountain or Forest card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
WizardHatDave: Is wolf a tap ability?
benjamin_wheeler: yes
Mr_Horrible: for all those aerial trees
LRRbot: Hollow Scavenger // Bakery Raid | Hollow Scavenger [2G] | Creature β Wolf [3/2] | {1}, Sacrifice a Food: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn. // Bakery Raid [G] | Sorcery β Adventure | Create a Food token.
WizardHatDave: Ben fighting for his life trying to keep the damage and lifegain straight
LoadingReadyRun: Ben desperately eating piles of food while being attacked by wolves
NonchalantAvenger: WIDEEEE
A_Dub888: @LoadingReadyRun that boy's got a heck of a digestive system
Dog_of_Myth:
letsbelgo: bang bang bang
MrPipboy3000: Draw for morbid oppertunist
LRRbot: Infernal Grasp [1B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Silversmote Ghoul [2B] | Creature β Zombie Vampire [3/1] | At the beginning of your end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
NonchalantAvenger: dog down
WizardHatDave: This has been a wild game
LRRbot: Wolfkin Outcast [5G] (back: Wedding Crasher) | Creature β Human Werewolf [5/4] | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Wolf or Werewolf. / Daybound
LRRbot: Gingerbrute [1] | Artifact Creature β Food Golem [1/1] | Haste / {1}: This creature can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.
CrossXhunteR: limited gaming
WizardHatDave:
"its... it's lethal"
MrPipboy3000: Amazing game
Lysander_salamander: that was quite the battle
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NonchalantAvenger: all 3 games great honestly
CrossXhunteR: !card all hallow's eve
LRRbot: All Hallow's Eve [2BB] | Sorcery | Exile All Hallow's Eve with two scream counters on it. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if this card is exiled with a scream counter on it, remove a scream counter from it. If there are no more scream counters on it, put it into your graveyard and each player returns all creature cards from their graveyard to the battlefield.
n0tboy_: just proxy the AHE it's on the reserve list
thenells: is there a command for the moxfield list for the cube?
n0tboy_: !decks
Juliamon: !deck
n0tboy_: so close
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Dog_of_Myth: !ppr
Aceviru: Woo
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Mr_Horrible: yeah, ATLA mechanics seem quite cool and intuitive
Dog_of_Myth:
Lord_Hosk: $5 US, $5 CAD, or $5 AUD, $5 XCD, $5 BND?
NonchalantAvenger: the power cube on arena is so good!
wrapscalion: Cube will save magic
DeM0nFiRe: LIVE
CrossXhunteR: november
avjamethyst: we've got bar cube and ladies cube, one drop and time capsule cube, how many more do we need?
pleonasticTautology: @avjamethyst hypercube, a cube where you draft cubes
definenull: enjoy beej!
Dog_of_Myth: Experience Beej!
wrapscalion: What's Beej's cereal?
NotCainNorAbel: pre-record
NonchalantAvenger: is beej NOT a morning person?
definenull: RIP Beej's sleep schedule
Lockraemono: beng cute costume
pleonasticTautology:
@NonchalantAvenger beej is on zeta shift for a reason 
Lockraemono: CUTE
definenull:
i mean if you think about it he is a morning person, just the other way round
Juliamon: Beej is a morning person (Australian timezones)
Lockraemono: spoopy
Lockraemono: oh my
Mr_Horrible: Woki Woki Fight Club
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Monikers!
The_Passerby subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 95 months, currently on a 21 month streak!
The_Passerby: Been here too long. My goodness, 100 months soon
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A_Dub888: Magic CARDS?? In this economy?
wrapscalion: Nice
pleonasticTautology: uh?
Juliamon: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 14 Nov 03:00 PM PST (13d, 19:07 from now)
Dog_of_Myth: !venga
LRRbot: Quoth the Raven: "BUS IS COMING"
CrossXhunteR: woo, total darkness at 6pm
definenull: NOPE
A_Dub888: !findquote desert bus
LRRbot: Quote #1213: "Oh yeah. Desert Bus South: we are totally doing that. You can quote me on it." βCameron [2015-12-02]
pleonasticTautology: i got my november money so you get some of my money
A_Dub888: thebitsthebitsthebits
CrossXhunteR: like, right now?
pleonasticTautology: byeee
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
RecursiveAcronym subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months!
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NonchalantAvenger: bed at 8pm?
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