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Juliamon: it *almost* makes up for the time shift
Metric_Furlong: yeah, I'll miss Golden Week
Juliamon: oh, good timing for this one
beowuuf: just incase
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GhassanPL: Oh hey, I just finished this game, it's pretty fun, if buggy
lirazel64: How did I never here
Mathwyn:
lirazel64: How did I never hear this?
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Mathwyn: Which desert bus was this song from? Its been ages
IbunWest: bus is coming
TXC2: Mathwyn pre 6 I'd like to say
Mathwyn: Good lord
MAPBoardgames: Andrew Cownden almost has an entire Desert Bus album
Metric_Furlong: it was from 2014, so
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LoadingReadyRun: I'll let this finish because I am not a satan
lirazel64: *starts planning for DB 20*
Juliamon: thankye
IbunWest:
Xed_Regulus: Oh lord, I just realized that next year's DB will be an entire generation long.
TXC2: based LRR
TXC2: Here we GO!
beowuuf: too many cooks
MAPBoardgames: But Alex is a satin
DaxStrife: Good timing with that song.
MAPBoardgames: so smooth!
beowuuf: codes!
TXC2: Hello Alex
TheAinMAP:
Hello 
Eldechi_Eldritchchicken: Loha Alex!
KingKool2099: what an intro!
accountmadeforants:
beowuuf:
hey alex! thanks for letting the song run 
mwlsn: my first time seeing that intro, that's good!
IanAllenBird: howdy
JessieImproved: what are we pew pewing
Texan_Reverend: Good afternoon, Alex.
KingKool2099: Sup Alex
Texan_Reverend: And greetings, chatfolk.
Metric_Furlong: this is our fault!
KingKool2099: ROFL
Flyingdelorion: Hello Alex and chat!
TXC2: !patreon
IbunWest: good job chat
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yes, this is my fault
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lirazel64: He's B-A-A-a-a-ck...
beowuuf: and remmeber, if you enjoy watching alex shoot nazis, he also has a home channel
Mathwyn: Do the dew diligence
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accountmadeforants: The prosecutor charges you with funding, *gasp*, streamers!
KingKool2099: We haven't donated, and he's already taking it off!
Wolfstrike_NL: That...
IbunWest: This feels like it’s referencing something but i can’t puut my finger on it
Wolfstrike_NL: That's a big rat
GhassanPL: Please Note: The main dog is fine all through the game, but there is dog-killing in this game
NightValien28: that is a majestic beard
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: I definitely need glasses I thought the title read Dorkenstein
TheAinMAP:
DaxStrife: That's a good doggo.
NightValien28: wait they profiled the dog?
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JadedCynic: is this Hobo With A Shotgun, 1940 edition?
DaxStrife: I mean, if a dog came in while taking photos I'd photo them too.
Bearudite: they took our dog?
IbunWest: So Wolfenstein meets John Wick
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Mathwyn: They took me dog. Time to kill some nazis
beowuuf:
i'm not going to lie, if this was all the game was i wouldn't be opposed 
ArdCollider: this game is totally going to tell Alex how much dope shit he did
SkylerRingtail: Ah yes, a work of fiction you see. Because the secret police didn't just shoot the dog outright. *Cough*
IbunWest: Day ending in y. Time to kill some nazis
KingKool2099: GOOD FONT CHOICE
thebuzzstreams: I mean, any reason to mess up some Nazi's is a good reason, but this is a very good reason as well.
JadedCynic:
Like the Wolf3D font 
Wolfstrike_NL: This has more story than John Wick
Mathwyn:
Automod gonna be going rapid fire today 
beowuuf: doggenstein3D
Juliamon:
we may have to whitelist "kill some nazis" 
beowuuf: Barkenstein 3-D
TXC2:
Mathwyn yeah, it ain't getting the nazis bad message
KingKool2099: Can't you jump?
KingKool2099: OH, very quake
Metric_Furlong: we physics'd too close to the sun
beowuuf: just waiting for the NIN music to kick in then
beowuuf: stallin'
KingKool2099: We don't say hobo anymore
TXC2: "are you drunk?" "no, that's the problem"
ArdCollider: "I'm not a vagrant! I'm a hobo." --Jack Reacher
KingKool2099: You can just say 'nazi' you don't need to also say 'scum'
Greyah: Man has pie, but no boots. Like you do.
KingKool2099: Trenchfoot
thebuzzstreams: That's some serious trenchfoot!
Invitare: wait, you DON'T have pie on your person at all times, Alex?
Alness49: suddenly I don't want those boots
DiscordianTokkan: Good boots
Invitare: what do you do if you need someone's boots?
IbunWest: what is in those boots
Metric_Furlong: we have boot meter
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, every dog is a lap dog.
Texan_Reverend: That is MIGHTY kick you've got!
Bearudite: could get the beer now!
KingKool2099: Huh
TXC2: lrrbot kinda on point
KingKool2099: Like the paintings in Rogue Legacy
thebuzzstreams: @Bearudite Good point, it's beer o'clock!
SquareDotCube: oh we're literally a murder hobo
Creideiki_SE: Why does that UI say "Lives 3"? That's one retro game thing I thought we agreed was bad.
wedge_x: Hobo's Heroes
KingKool2099: Wow, they just leave it around
Greyah: I don't want to alarm anybody, but I think this game might be a little silly.
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
Bearudite: 2 werld wahhs stapen powa
TXC2: hello Lysander_salamander welcome
Lysander_salamander: what is this?
beowuuf:
@Greyah i am alarmed if it is only a *little* silly
Astra7525: press Q to "homicidal rant".. what?
wedge_x: someone has release das flood
calculated_uncertainties:
100 
1
Metric_Furlong: oh good, it's like Dead Snow but warm
TXC2:
how did we get a Colt 1911 in Germany c.1940?
SnackPak_: so rude
Juliamon:
thebuzzstreams: the finest of pardons, what???
accountmadeforants: Ablative hitler
IbunWest: zombies were terrifying in Wolfenstein because they were so quiet
KingKool2099: They ran out of space
Lysander_salamander: this is a dank memes game?
Alness49: Reseve Furher
Juliamon: Lysander_salamander it is extremely dank
Lysander_salamander: oh well
TXC2: Hiter Matroska
anclag: just when it can’t get worse, there’s a spare fuhrer
KingKool2099: ouch
The_Wizard_You_Abanedoned: Place is only defended by dogs as they spent their entire budget on wall banners.
TXC2:
anclag I believe that's what Himler's position technically was
Greyah: I'm sorry, headshots power up what now?
beowuuf: plant based clones of your dog
Eldechi_Eldritchchicken: I mean... I don't think subtly was ever in the card for this game
Wolfstrike_NL:
A Nintendo Switch 
?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: the kick has added anime speed lines animation for impact lmao
noSmokeFire: this guy has powerful gams
Graved: Bullat
vinewood_og: Tha whut
TXC2: "I know lots of [Nazi killing games] that use subtlety, and they're all cowards."
thebuzzstreams: Oh no, you've unleashed Grok
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: bullet trails? I thought this was quake not max payne
sephyhallow: @vinewood_og that's the most Yorkshire thing I've seen in this chat
Lysander_salamander: maybe I should try playing the Rise of the Triad remake again
Lysander_salamander: is this doing the Doom 3 thing where you can't hold the flashlight and the gun at the same time?
Graved: BB-gunning
TXC2: Lysander_salamander there was a line of dialogue about having a gun and a flashlight at the same time
MenomeAlice: @Lysander_salamander At least you can hold one-handed guns, it's a rationale
Cptasparagus: it would be great if there was a Canadian english option and he said "don't mess with Canada" instead
sephyhallow: is it just me, or is the game volume a smidge too high?
TXC2: sephyhallow the music is high IMO
wedge_x: this is threatening to be a Primus song
Graved: Toilet pipe section (both music and level)
sephyhallow: Like, I enjoy the sound of Nazis screaming as much as the next person
Barb4rian: I hate it when games use attack dogs -.-
TXC2: folded like laundrey
Astra7525: I like the absolute meatpunch noises used for kicking corpses
RhoxPaperScissors: couldnt they have just made them zombie dogs
anclag: He died doing what he loved…
RhoxPaperScissors: so sad to kill dogs
Barb4rian: @RhoxPaperScissors Right?
sephyhallow: Yeah, the dogs aren't Nazis, poor things
thebuzzstreams: @sephyhallow nah, not wrong, it's sounds about equal on my end too as opposed to the game sound being a bit lower
Greyah: More games need a kick like that. It's never not funny.
Graved: 🇪
Barb4rian: Mmm floor sausage
EvilBadman: Even with a map a true experience is getting lost in 50 needless hallways
Mathwyn: You have the blue key!
Metric_Furlong: ambience
TXC2: !findquote clever
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oberon939: It's hell innit?
tryllebanjo: A cool bunker complex needs its lava. It's just part of the code.
MenomeAlice: To power the Doom Engines etc
wedge_x: one kick man
Lysander_salamander: oh, I didn't see there was a boot gauge
EvilBadman: Having the key hole beside the door instead of just being to open the door is kinda uneeded in a throwback
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: uhhhhhhhhh
DiscordianTokkan: Rat Friend!
beowuuf: is this a metaphor for communism?
TheAinMAP:
tryllebanjo: You know, rat's got a point.
Mathwyn: The hobo class can cast speak with animals at will requiring no components
hollowleviathan: Get ratted
BrindleBoar: yeet the rat
goombalax: !card rat out
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Lysander_salamander: rat grenade?
SachielOne: Suddenly, we're playing Dishonored
AFamiliarCalledEl: I've only been here a few minutes, but I now love this game
Lysander_salamander: or more like a rat boomerang?
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Lysander_salamander: I am sad that there's a meter for the kicking. Why would they do that?
Dalrint: this is a very pretty boomer shooter.
TXC2:
despite looking like German shepherds, these dogs move like some sort of toy dog
Invitare: "Boomer shooter" is such a bad term
Invitare: it's an FPS with a retro art style
SquareDotCube: oh it's a rig flashlight, I think you can use the SMG with the light now
Invitare: you don't call a pixel art RPG a Boomer RPG
Mathwyn: Ok boomer
Bruceski: Wolf3D was pre-Doom wasn't it?
EvilBadman: @Bruceski Yes, same folks
tryllebanjo:
Hahahaha, trench broom, luv it 
LidofLoathing: I thought boomer shooter meant it was a shooter where things explode, til
beowuuf: feels like anything called boomer whatever is really genX whatever
TXC2:
"boomer" seems to mean "older then me" when said by 12 year olds
Mathwyn:
Angry complaints from video game history with Alex
EvilBadman: Your prime boomer shooters are Doom and Quake, if you really want to get in those weeds
vinewood_og: Am we das boomers now?
hollowleviathan: and doom and quake are excellent, definitely get into those weeds
artdecosunburn: What always gets me is the dungeon styling and sensibility of these types of shooters.
wedge_x: GenX being referred to as Boomers is peak GenX, ngl
SquareDotCube: Did the whole Wolf3d release dispute ever get resolved? I believe it got thrown around between 1989 and 1992
beowuuf: @wedge_x the forgotten generation getting forgotten again really is on brand
Gaelan_Maestro: i always loved blake stone
7gorobei: technically the toxic xbox gamerbro rise would have been late 90's eary 2000's
Invitare: fortunately the nazis were not known for learning lessons
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is like video game Nazis 101: got to include the occult
TXC2:
7gorobei presumably it happened AFTER the X-box came out in 2001
Lysander_salamander: was this made in Source?
SquareDotCube: trench gun more like clench gun
beowuuf: gib gibs plz
tryllebanjo: G*ddamn, they really are getting misted by that shottie xD
TXC2: never been a war where a shotgun wasn't useful
7gorobei: @TXC2 there were some early voip shooters late '90s so im tossing it in
CaptainSpam: Does this game have... Ludicrous Gibs?
TXC2: 7gorobei fair enough
Texan_Reverend: As someone with a collection of rescued CRTs, I enjoy displaying modern but retro-styled games on a CRT. Some of them even have appropriately sized HUD/text elements that show they were likely even tested on a CRT before release.
Mazrae: Hello everyone, how's the game
wedge_x: hey man, can I charge my dog here
TXC2: yeah it's wild to me how early pump and even semi-auto shotgun show up
TXC2: hello Mazrae welcome
tryllebanjo:
Zey really are true evïl, ja. Testink on ze poor doggie! 
Mathwyn: Hobo with a shotgun, and an smg, and a pistol, and a boot, and a rat
ScrapyardGhostTrain: You got it right, Alex - the Winchester M1897.
Bearudite: the still figuring out era
tryllebanjo:
The weirdest one though? The Rochester Stuttering Shotgun
Mathwyn: I remember watching Sharpe introduced me to a bunch of weird early cartridge firearms
TXC2: the pre Browning invented every modern gun era
Lysander_salamander: I would prefer a pve version of that game
Mathwyn: @lysander_salamander -me talking about every extraction shooter ever
Bearudite: I keep meaning to try it but it feels like one that needs a squad
BrindleBoar: Witchfire, although it's not multiplayer
SK__Ren: I think you just play it offline
SquareDotCube: granted some guns still used weird and wild ideas past Browing, ie Luger and the rather innovative Stoner automatic framework
Lysander_salamander: I wonder how far along Witchfire is in early access
Cptasparagus: Kapitan von Stuff
TXC2:
I also kinda need a compute upgrade, but you can't GPUs for under £100 anymore 
BrindleBoar: @Lysander_salamander I'd say in the 50-60% range? I wouldn't call it epic in scope, but it's already got a lot to do and see and murder.
SquareDotCube: and then you had the weird SMG that was designed to shoot around corners
TheDevil_Risen: hammm
CaptainSpam: Mmm, floor ham.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: SquareDotCube That's multiple guns.
MenomeAlice: Witchfire dev studio The Astronauts head is an unrepentant Gamergater though, so maybe give that one a miss.
Diabore: im thinking upper thigh
Cptasparagus: @TXC2 theres some Arc cards in that range
SquareDotCube: back thigh
Diabore: right near the hip
BrindleBoar: @MenomeAlice ugh really? I didn't know that.
Greyah: I'm thinking it is meat from animal.
TXC2: Cptasparagus I'll have to look into them then, thanks
MenomeAlice: @BrindleBoar Yeah, was especially disappointing as Vanishing Of Ethan Carter was one of my favourite games that year it came out 😞
TXC2: memes!
Lysander_salamander: I have no idea what this is
Lysander_salamander: is this a streamer?
MenomeAlice: Fire hot
TXC2: fire indeed hot
Mathwyn: Fire hawt
SK__Ren: Just don't betray Shiva and you'll be fine
Cptasparagus: an Alabama Nazi?
Bearudite: awful is what it is
Mathwyn: Confused British American
CaptainSpam: It's an Accent(tm) brand accent.
LidofLoathing: An accent that leaps the Atlantic every other word
Phailhammer: Reminds me of Colonel Autumn from Fallout 3.
SK__Ren: Alabritish accent?
Bruceski: Southern US British German?
DaxStrife: Southern+British+Australian?
gualdhar: where are we storing the pie?
Pteraspidomorphi: I also heard notes of australian, but then again, I'm not australian
Boiler_bot: yum pie that'll staunch the bleeding
TXC2: is he German? is he British? is he from Alabama?
Mathwyn: That was ostensibly an american soldier
JessieImproved: His "have some pie" kind of has a "want some rye?" vibe
Sethalidos: definately sounds like a Yorkshire accent doing a deep southern accent
rentar42: ok, I've seen like 15 seconds of this ... are the enemies shouting "mein leben" as well, when they die?
Greyah: Oh hey, your HR meter is almost full. I really wonder what that does.
Lysander_salamander: what
Bearudite: dopefish
rentar42: and there's commander keen references too???
BrindleBoar: "naow I'm just a simple country britishm'n..."
Lysander_salamander: oh, dopefish
Pteraspidomorphi:
Oooh
CaptainSpam: DOPEFISH LIVES?!?
TXC2: like a Get Smart episode
accountmadeforants: Chat, would you accept mystery pie if you were already bleeding out?
Pteraspidomorphi: Still alive
Lysander_salamander: From Commander Keen
SachielOne: Commander Keen
CaptainSpam: Sure hope they got the rights to use that.
DiscordianTokkan: Commander Keen
Bearudite: Commander Keen
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Gaelan_Maestro: commander keen
Bruceski: commander keen?
Sethalidos: Commander Keen I think
Lysander_salamander: and then it was referenced in later games
Bruceski: I know it was in Keen, donno if that was the origin
Lysander_salamander: I think Dopefish Lives was a cheatcode for one of their other games
CaptainSpam: It was; Keen 4, the first episode of Goodbye Galaxy.
CaptainSpam: It became something of an inside joke in other Id Software games (and various alumni projects).
thebuzzstreams: that's a pose
BrindleBoar: laser zombie
rentar42: that's a boss arena if ever I saw one
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Simriel: Hows them dead nazis
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TheAinMAP:
JessieImproved: quick somebody put a screwdriver in there
accountmadeforants: Terry Pratchett warned me about pyramids and lightning...
TXC2:
damn wacky Nazis, making a Telsa coil out of a pyramid
niccus: ancient german pyramid
Sethalidos:
hope you have one I want to see how it panzers out
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Just Thule things
TXC2:
this is what the pyramid on US money does BTW
Mathwyn: @txc2 So that's whats guarding fort knox!
GedankenPalast_:
MenomeAlice: Now it's Stargate
dougma: game of the year
TXC2: !clips
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Mathwyn: Hobo *and* profeesion chiropractor
BrindleBoar: he's not going to be in Darkenstein 2
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
TheDevil_Risen: nice neck physics
rentar42: oh, it's the "homicidal rant" button, bound to q
Sogheim: so what's the story behind this game?
TXC2: Sogheim Germany, 1940, nazis took our dog, nazis gonna die
Sethalidos: Is that litteraly the sound effect from Unreal Tournament?
rentar42: I think the story is "someone was waiting for another wolfenstein 3d for too long"
gualdhar: dos this game need a story? shoot nazis, that's fine with me
BrindleBoar: way to bury the lede
Bearudite: we don't shake this rat tho
Mathwyn: Hobo, can talk to rats
Mathwyn: Don't worry about it
TXC2: !break
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TXC2: right chat I'm off
beowuuf: night!
TXC2: goodnight everybody and thanks for streaming Alex
TheDevil_Risen: peace @TXC2
GedankenPalast_:
@TXC2 
accountmadeforants:
I see Unbeatable's already on the schedule, very excited for that to come out later this week
Juliamon: yeah, they're also quite excited
TheAinMAP:
Lysander_salamander: Oh, I didn't know that
Lysander_salamander: cool
r10pez10: misread duckenstein
Lysander_salamander: oh boy the generator
Boiler_bot: Time to say it wish me folks *Turn On The Generatooooooor!!*
Mathwyn: Very very frightening
Sethalidos: they are very very frighterning
Astra7525: are we gonna turn into thor at the end?
Sethalidos: dammit beat me to it
RedAlexxis: oh! a de-armoury
Twilight_Spark: Blooki!
Astra7525: Now I am imagining one of those fantasy-town shopkeeper simulators, but you are selling stereotypical egoshooter items
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Unusually realistic depiction of the effectiveness of grenades in this game.
Astra7525: "We got a special on red keys today"
Mathwyn: Reminds me that I need to go play more sniper elite games
Mathwyn: Repeatedly and enthusiastically!
Sethalidos: I mean I wouldn't call piss Nazi gold buy you do you Alex
accountmadeforants:
@FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving You're telling me real grenades don't have an effective range of about 2 meters? 
accountmadeforants: Omfg
Mathwyn:
Juliamon:
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
Phailhammer:
BrindleBoar:
GedankenPalast_: Pfff, hahaha
accountmadeforants: They did the thing!
Sethalidos: yeah pretty sure that was actual Hitler
Astra7525: It's also exhausting to watch
Boiler_bot: It's a good watch but heavy yeah.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @accountmadeforants Kinda. I was mostly going for being potentially quite good but mostly just being flashy and distracting when people biff the throw.
TheDevil_Risen: why is a digeridoo part of the soundtrack?
Astra7525: Nope. That's Goebbels
Mathwyn: They should just have a version with a laugh track to lighten the mood
Phailhammer: To quote Eddie Izzard: That's fun. I think that's funny. Because he was a mass-murdering shithead.
oberon939: I mean Hitler was incinerated too wasn't he?
Phailhammer:
In an Argentinian basement.
Boiler_bot: Or in a big box archive somewhere under the Kremlin.
SquareDotCube: ^
Sethalidos: not missing pretty sure it's in the collection of the shit headed right wing billionaire Harlen Crowe
KeytarCat:
I could not reliably aim in this game 
Astra7525: I mean, how would you even prove that it's the original
Bearudite: gonna find out its a warehouse 13 situation
SquareDotCube: turns out gravity isn't powerful enough to even contain an intentional mini-meltdown
Cptasparagus: lol the NEIN on the ouija board
Astra7525: @Cptasparagus You missed some real fun prior interaction with that board
Bearudite:
background radiation
Mathwyn: You just check the collectors number of the bottom right, and the foil stamp
Boiler_bot: Honestly that's most likely the problem. How could you ever definitively prove this particular pistol was the one that did it?
Cptasparagus:
@Astra7525 ill have to check the vod, i'm multitasking, work never ends
BrindleBoar: you can't, but you can scam a couple bucks out of a nazi, and that's not nothing
SquareDotCube: yeah 9mm was not hard to find
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Astra7525: There might still be some... organic fragments on it, but I dunno whether you could pull DNA from it
Mathwyn: Revive hitler so you can shoot him and sell the pistol that killed hitler
Lysander_salamander: really?
Boiler_bot: It would be an interesting forensic and archival research project.
Mathwyn: Shadow warrior reference
Lysander_salamander: Funky
Astra7525: Rise fo Triad?
SachielOne: Shadow Warrior (Classic)
Phailhammer:
Given the reputation of German record-keeping, it wouldn't surprise me if you could track it by the serial number.
Astra7525: *of
Sethalidos: Shadow Warroir reference nice
kusinohki: meows
Greyah: Ah yes, Shadow Warrior. Which did not age well.
Astra7525: "lightly used"
SachielOne: @Greyah It didn't even age well at the time it came out
Cptasparagus: in my lab, if our grad students breathe wrong their DNA extractions of live tissue are completely useless. So whenever I hear of someone getting DNA out of a 3 million year old pile of poop i'm very impressed.
Sethalidos: the newer ones are "better"
kusinohki: tuned in at a weird time, talking about hitler's gun and now I'm worried is has a myth like the spear of loginus...
SquareDotCube: yeah the 2013 one and its sequels are okay
SquareDotCube: its not mine now
Sethalidos: @kusinohki nah the Spear of Destiny is in the Vatacin Vaults
moist_but_crunchy: the pistol sounds like the deck gun of a battleship
Cptasparagus: @kusinohki this is the background writing on most of the shows from the Syfy channel
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
Sethalidos: that or a pain cube
SK__Ren: I was going to say a low poly industrial lathe
SquareDotCube: a lathe made from lead
moist_but_crunchy: he's carrying thousands of dollars in gold, but it's the minigun that's heavy
Sethalidos: that tracks, after all Japan was an Axis Power
niccus: blathe (blave)
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: If you want to build a lathe you probably aren't keen on AI crud
kusinohki: this is what I remember from wolfenstein. running around lost not finding the key I need...
Boiler_bot: Ah progress
MAPBoardgames: My Glaven~!
moist_but_crunchy: love how you always know you're going the right way in games by finding something to fight
Boiler_bot: It's really interesting when you talk about your metalworking stuff on Tinker Tailor Solder Fry.
Phailhammer:
You'll end up like Graham in that one Crapshot.
Mathwyn: But then you could monetise the going crazy too!
Sethalidos: just monetize everything except a glowing orb and you're fine
e_bloc: do what you love for work, and you'll never enjoy a day in your life
FoxyJewels: is this deece or special bonus W&P
Kapiainen: @SquareDotCube Rotating a dense, malleable material at a high rate? What could possibly go wrong?
kusinohki: monetize going crazy. monetize the therapy sessions...
Sogheim: at least the dogs in this game do not do the hurt dog whine when they die
Anubis169: brakka brakka brakka brakka
prince_of_panda_: hi all
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: If nothing else, monetisation doesn't go well with projects that need to rotate through the pondering bench for long periods.
Astra7525: "hansUp" what?
niccus: @kusinohki is that like betterhelp advertising in rogan
e_bloc: sounds extremely 2025
e_bloc: I stopped posting on social media completely, not that I'm a content creator
LordZarano: !alex
ThorSokar: If you did anything I assumed it would be metalworking jokes for the ~30ish people on the planet who would be absolutely destroyed by the joke
e_bloc: that way lies madness
kusinohki: missed 2 enemies. pave the save
Phailhammer:
I think I remember seeing that one cross my path from a source who is not in the LRR sphere, which was kinda cool.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Mr T. O. Tony is always a treat.
prince_of_panda_: it s allen ghost
VanGoyo90: Blondiehacks is my bedtime channel. Great stuff and very relaxing.
LordZarano: ThisOldTony has 1.21 Million subscribers, so more than a few people in for metalworking jokes
FoxyJewels: those fools at the public works won't know what hit them
Astra7525: Fiyah ze missilez!
moist_but_crunchy: not going to lie, thought that was the MC's stomach
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ThorSokar: Of the metal workers I watch, the only 2 who are close to that size of Cutting Edge Engineering Australia and Hand Tool Rescue
NotAFireDemon: Throw the rat through the gap?
ThorSokar: yea, Hand Tool Rescue is Canadian, and has a botany degree amusingly
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e_bloc: ngl a degree in botany is pretty cool
ThorSokar: Pretty sure it's even a doctorate, haha
Sogheim: I should probably learn more about machining. I'm training as a mechanical draftsman. it would be good to know how the machines actually work.
Anubis169:
Anubis169: was not expecting that
RedAlexxis: Ah yes, the sinue destroying kick
e_bloc: please remove your tie
Anubis169: agreed on the lathe video
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Anubis169: haven't seen the milling one
moist_but_crunchy: for some reason youtube recommended Screamers to me. like the full film was just there. Didn't age well
Mathwyn: Time to operate this lather while wearing my wizard robes and stroking my floor length beard
Mathwyn: lathe*
e_bloc: tangentially related, I did work with someone who got his tie stuck in a paper shredder. it was more comical than dangerous, but that stuff happens
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I aspire to something like a little Sherline that would fit in my small flat.
Anubis169:
yeah, basics of a lathe is "stuff spins, carve with thing" and hasn't changed since before motors
ThorSokar: yea, we just made fancier ways to do the same thing, but a machine made ~80 years ago works just as good (if not sometimes better) than a current machine for the same job
BrindleBoar: @Anubis169 spin 2 win
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I can see linotype needing good torque from a motor
Anubis169:
🎸
Metric_Furlong: nobody tell him again, chat
Mathwyn: Teeny tiny from Austria? But enough about hitler
TheDevil_Risen: hang on did i just see a weaponised rat?
Phailhammer: One of my brothers is the foreman in a sheet metal (blinds) factory, and has told me about banning a new guy from using certain machines because of their attitude (thinking their experience meant they didn't need to be shown around).
Jethrain: it was on the courtyard past the checkpoint i think
Anubis169:
KeytarCat: Blue keyhole, outside and up the stairs
Gaelan_Maestro: outside where the women ss where
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I don't know much about how teletype worked. It's mostly a memory of sports scores being progressively displayed on TV
Juliamon: TheDevil_Risen We saved a rat from a cheese-baited bear trap and it is our sworn ally
SquareDotCube: TTY
Slakingfool: Isn’t the blue door outside?
itsaysTRUENO: even the rats know which side of history to be on
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @SquareDotCube Well, there's an association I've missed for a good many years!
Phailhammer: One of the machines was called the Burger Press. I don't think that was its actual name, but it was definitely one of those ones that'll fuck you up if you're not careful.
Cptasparagus: I see giant rings so this is sonic? how many chaos emeralds do we have?
SquareDotCube: Windows teletype AKA IRC chat for nerd kids who wanted to talk in computer class during the lesson
CaptainSpam:
@Cptasparagus Nah, we've got a gun, so we're clearly Shadow, not Sonic.
Morrigan9: "freight container for alex'
Anubis169: You seen that guy who orders and returns anvils?
ThorSokar: You ask for that and a 8 ton shaper shows up, hahaha
Mathwyn: You could at least get one good sketch out of it
moist_but_crunchy: Graham: "Alex, did you order some bullshit?"
Mathwyn: That makes it a work expense
e_bloc: does size matter
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @SquareDotCube Or getting at the firmware in your stuff . . .
e_bloc: interesting
Nigouki: also that whole thing of "does my floor support this" and "do you need to take it apart to move"
Phailhammer: Ooh, that reminds me. I might hit you up later regarding a typewriter you have. It's the same model as my gramps' old one, but the caps lock is busted. I think it's only missing one piece, but I'm not sure.
ThorSokar: the more weight a machine has (in general) the more rigid it is, meaning the tighter tolerance you can keep when making a part
KeytarCat: Chinese mini-lathes, like Canadian mini-hippos!
BrindleBoar: xenomorph time
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
Anubis169: that egg... is from Alien Resurrection
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: The chap next door to me has an ex-school lathe in his little shed and I burn with envy
e_bloc: as someone with no experience in the field, this is fascinating
itsaysTRUENO: fear of aliens is the purest xenophobia
Nigouki: my brother helped move a mill into a local hackerspace and INCREDIBLY sketchy shit was done when it was moved down the stairs
Anubis169: Alex, silly question... can you do the 3D Printer thing where you mill better parts and eventually have a better-than-original machine?
Mathwyn: @fuzzrathebarelyliving I just imagine you staring over the fence like the jealous hobbits in LoTR
ThorSokar: belt drive baby!
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @Mathwyn I do! He likes to fix old clocks and that's just unreasonably cool
ghyllnox: There's actually a couple of really old large metalworking machines a city over from me locally, they're listed for free because they're so fricken heavy
GedankenPalast_:
ghyllnox: Like an old piano
KeytarCat: maglev dolly
ThorSokar: sometimes the cost is "if you can get it out of here you can have it"
xantos69: Alex, I just wanted you to know that you inspired me to make my own wooden cooking spoons. Watching you just say "dang it I'll make my own chisel" is what got me thinking about it. Fyi, they turned out great.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: "You can have this, but you need to bring your own crane."
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Also the effective cost of being able to contain a big beast]
Anubis169: If you have an engine hoist, make sure it's not one of those ones that hooks onto something else...
Astra7525: "made from pure shittonnium"
Anubis169: seen ceilings pulled down that way
oberon939: An old piano man? How much could Billy Joel weigh?
glitched_goddess: just tuned in is this the actual in game music?
ghyllnox: Point being you can also get a piano for free most of the time, it's just it'll be a pain to move (often up stairs) and out of tune
ThorSokar: and then the problem is "do you have a floor thick/sturdy enough for this to sit on and not crush right through the concrete you have?"
oberon939: @glitched_goddess Yeah
ContingentCat: yeah transportation and storage issues stop me from getting a lot of stuff from facebook marketplace
e_bloc: "rest in piss" classic
TheDevil_Risen: i mean my grandma's iron frame piano we have weights the better part of a metric ton
Nigouki: oh god, imagine some really off balance stock on a lathe from the upstairs neighbors
Anubis169: noooooooooo
TheDevil_Risen: i wish i could weld though
Cptasparagus: My apartment building is an old machine/tooling shop and they have a bunch of the old equipment displayed its neat
Mathwyn: Hey if 2nd floor can't support it just moves itself to the basement!
TheDevil_Risen: because there's a crack in the frame
ghyllnox: F
glitched_goddess: I had trouble selling a cast iron 1920s sewing machine because nobody could afford to transport it lol
Anubis169: because singer lasts forever, with air dusters they're practically immortal
Gaelan_Maestro: @glitched_goddess we had one, it broke my toe
gualdhar: my mom has an old Singer, forget the model. the wood desk is in poor condition but the pedal still powers the machine
Lysander_salamander: I want a sewing machine again.
Anubis169: wat
v_nome: lol
Anubis169: FLAMMEN-MEMER
ThorSokar: TWISTED
itsaysTRUENO: dont play my game ill test ya
TheDevil_Risen: HAHAHAHA
TheDevil_Risen: omg
CaptainSpam: Hokay.
Gaelan_Maestro: a friend of mine built a tredal lathe for woodworking
Phailhammer:
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: My local pub has enough old lathes as ornaments and treadles as trestles to produce a viable apocalypse machine shop.
glitched_goddess: my wife is deaf blind and has to use treadles now because of the tactile feedback it gives
SquareDotCube: This metalsmithing talk got me thinking if you've ever looked at Minecraft mods, or Vintage Story for that matter
Lysander_salamander: I'm surprised this game doesn't let you cannibalize the gibs for health
BrindleBoar: the AWS outage effed up some smartbeds, yeah, it's getting dire out there
SquareDotCube: blocked data gathering
Lysander_salamander: I've heard companies are bricking printers too?
ghyllnox: He blocked it from sending data about his house back to the manufacturer
ThorSokar: of COURSE it was
ghyllnox: Because it hadn't asked him if it could
TheDevil_Risen: yeah new printers are getting bricked if you refill the ink because the chips know how many pages each ML in a genuine cartridge can print
SK__Ren: I mean: 1) Did you read the ToS (as shitty as this sounds) and 2) Is the roomba doing the actual path computation or the company?
JessieImproved:
I have a really old Neato that still works. It may not be as "smart" 
but it doesn't call back home
Gaelan_Maestro: the only reason id get a roomba whould be for my cat to ride
Anubis169: TheDevil_Risen: buy brother printers
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: There was a time when hackability was an intentional selling feature of a Roomba. They even used to sell the chassis and boards without the vacuum for home projects
Anubis169: they're one of the ones that just print, and nothing else
Phailhammer: I think about the only "smart" home device I've thought about getting is a door camera, because that seems like it could have some utility to me.
ghyllnox: And the article admitted that there wasn't enough processing power in the device to do the mapping necessary to have the device navigate the house, but the point was that it was working fine until it was bricked, and he was able to get it working again by taking control of it himself
Texan_Reverend: I have a tank vacuum with HEPA-level filtration bags. Keeps the mess way more contained than bagless vacuums, and it ensures that the filter gets regularly replaced like it should.
ThorSokar: Yea, if you get the manual with an old piece of machinery, there will be a full blueprint and schematic included with the manual so you can fix it yourself
Anubis169: ^
TheDevil_Risen: old guitar amps do that
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving:
Yeah, manuals are a lost art right now. 
Brozard: @Phailhammer Hopefully it's not a Ring
ghyllnox: That's amazing, I can't imagine anyone doing that nowadays
JessieImproved: And you can often dig up a manual for an old item online if you can't get it physically
ThorSokar: same thing with old cars, there used to be a full wiring harness diagram in the car manual
BrindleBoar: @ghyllnox he sent it to the techs and they said it worked, because they'd reset it, but once it was in his house (and blocked from spying) again it would receive the killcode and stop working again.
KeytarCat: These rockets aren't anti-personel, but a center-mass hit will still kill a person
Astra7525: vaccuum cleaner... belt?
Anubis169: I recently swapped out a £0.02 capacitor in my speakers... saved me buying a new set of £350 speakers
Anubis169: it's a no-brainer
MDK_Marshal: Definitely love some analog stuff from time to time. Professionally, I do Cloud Computing stuff, CI/CD scale. I was -very- happy to obtain an old mechanical typewriter a couple years back.
JessieImproved: We generally don't replace things like that until the motor kicks it
7gorobei: back when snail mail and train as the only freight method, and you ordered things from the sears catalog, repairability was the only option. not having a working appliance and having to send it back to the manufacturer would take 6 months
Texan_Reverend: My spouse and I have been watching the Highlander TV series DVDs on the CRT in our den most evenings recently. It's been nice.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Some of my best stuff is built using chunks of stuff that people needlessly replaced
Phailhammer: @Brozard Haven't really looked into any in particular; it's not something I've felt a compelling desire to do. What's wrong with Ring? The usual "sending shit to China/NSA/FBI?"
Anubis169: FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Defo! Back in le day, our dialup modem was made from 5 of the same model we got from skips (dumpsters)
Juliamon: Phailhammer They have a deal with Flock
raulghoulia: @Texan_Reverend I watched the first couple episodes of that last month. What an artifact
Anubis169: it was a frankenmodem
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @Anubis169 Nice!
itsaysTRUENO: my car is in the shop so the VW rental I'm using has a fully integrated computer and its the worst interface I've ever seen
Phailhammer: @Juliamon I have no idea what that is, beyond it sounding like something from that streaming service meme.
Astra7525: I think those guys are armored
Juliamon: Phailhammer It's one of the companies ICE uses
Greyah: One problem though is companies clued in to the fact that selling a whole new product makes them more money than small replacement parts.
Astra7525: and only take damage on the spot
Phailhammer: @Juliamon Ah. Well, I'm Australian, so there's less of a concern there, but still good to know.
Texan_Reverend: @Phailhammer The company will hand over video to cops/agencies without a warrant or your consent, because it's all on their servers rather than a DVR in your home.
Juliamon: also they are going back on the "we won't give your data to the cops" stuff
Phailhammer: One of the Supanovas?
gualdhar: yes, because Australians can just recognize your dad... wait they probably can
Phailhammer:
@Texan_Reverend Hmm. Well, I was also considering setting something up that wasn't internet capable at all. I even thought of co-opting an old dash cam I have laying around.
Juliamon: the world desperately needs a closed-circuit revival
Juliamon: Not Everything needs to be shared
e_bloc: truer words have never been spoken
Mathwyn: @juliamon Wow! What a great insight, time to repeat it on social media!
Phailhammer:
Ultimately, likely won't do it where I am now. Building probably doesn't allow it, as where it would be is technically not a public space. The area I'm in also doesn't really necessitate it. I'd probably hear about anything happening from the old guy upstairs before I thought to check the camera anyway.
Sethalidos: yay I have ICREAM
TheAinMAP:
Phailhammer: Going back to reparability, I work in IT and despise a lot of modern laptop designs with respect to that. It's not impossible, but man doing something simple like a keyboard replacement on some of these newer HPs is more of a chore than it needs to be.
itsaysTRUENO: Deus Ex nightclub ass music lol
Nigouki: why is there UNTZ UNTZ UNTS in a german basement?
Phailhammer: At least I can still swap the power port without disassembling half the device.
itsaysTRUENO: choom'd out
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
Nigouki: wat
TheDevil_Risen: you found the random German industrial club
Phailhammer:
Helga's found the good shit.
Astra7525: jfc game
RedAlexxis: I see, this is a bit of a tonal change
itsaysTRUENO: press x to smoke weed
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @Phailhammer If only people who never move their computer would bloody well listen when they ask for buying advice and ignore being told that they want a desktop.
Lysander_salamander: ok I like her
Pteraspidomorphi: Why does she sound uncannily like certain Kathleen characters
DiscordianTokkan: Time travelliING? not ER?
itsaysTRUENO: imagine if stoners from San Diego could time travel
Cptasparagus: wait she lost him at PRINTED and not 3D?
itsaysTRUENO: introducing 311 and Sublime to other times and places
Lysander_salamander: a crossbow? Like from Hexen?
Phailhammer:
@FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving And if only the people who designed desks considered you might want to get to the back of the machine once in a while.
Lysander_salamander: wait no the crossbow was in Heretic that I was thinking
Lysander_salamander: of
niccus: wait, if a time traveler had to give you the weapon, where do you get the ammo
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @Phailhammer Cripes, yes.
KilrenKrae: so is this a modded wolfenstein? or its own thing?
Sethalidos: sure why not let's see how that panzers out
Nigouki: speaking of kicking people who are on fire, is Sisu: Fury Road out yet?
Phailhammer: Looked up where Ken is, btw. Adelaide Supanova last weekend, then Brisbane Supanova next weekend.
TheDevil_Risen: looks more like italy
Boiler_bot: Cool xenomorph eggs
BrindleBoar: flamethrower?
Nigouki: aww, it's Nov 22nd release date
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Nigouki: so something nice to watch after DB
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: This is why I like to have a few good spiders on duty in my home.
kdefinition: Also, love how the spawn point is just outside the egg.
Boiler_bot: uhhh
BrindleBoar: bugged in the bug room
ThorSokar: um, are you soft locked?
ThorSokar: musta locked for the "battle" which you completed before getting the key
7gorobei: maybe the door was supposed to lock you in during the fight, but failed
LordZarano: Holy crap, published by MicroProse. That's a name I haven't heard in a long time
Boiler_bot: I would guess actual crossbow kills on WW2 Nazis was not zero, somehow.
Anubis169: Boiler_bot: You'd be surprised
Anubis169:
TO ATLANTIS!! 
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Boiler_bot Not sure about crossbow, but there was at least 1 verified longbow kill.
LordZarano: I wonder if that guy that brought a longbow got any kills with it
LordZarano: Oh apparently yes then
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Not to forget some errant swords
BrindleBoar: I know "Mad Jack" Churchill brought a longbow and claymore but don't know that he actually killed anyone with them
Jensling: He did get confirmed kills with the bow at least afaik
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: There was an armoured car taken out with an umbrella
BrindleBoar: "A common story is that Churchill killed a German with a longbow.[10] However, Churchill himself later said that his bows had been crushed by a lorry earlier in the campaign." bad news
Boiler_bot: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving Now that sounds like an interesting story
KeytarCat: What weapon takes lightning??
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @BrindleBoar Boooo! Why is the world not fun?
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @Boiler_bot I forget the details but, an eccentric officer who carried an umbrella charged it, leapt on the front, and jabbed the driver right in the eye through the slit.
Lysander_salamander: I don't think it's out yet?
Sethalidos: it's apparently crap
Boiler_bot: Oh yeah Painkiller 2025? Saw it streamed the other day, seemed neat.
Lysander_salamander: oh wait it is out
Lysander_salamander: huh
Lysander_salamander: it's a multiplayer game
eid010n: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving Major Digby?
SquareDotCube: oh man in terms of remake announcements I was real disappointed in the Deus Ex remake announcement trailer
glitched_goddess: they’re anti-personnel rockets not anti-egg rockets
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @eid010n Quite possibly. My memory is a little mushy right now.
goombalax: does it just take forever to open
DiscordianTokkan:
TheAinMAP:
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @eid010n Digby Tatham-Warter, yeah.
Jundinator: Is this not just wolfenstein?
Boiler_bot: Oh no this is Darkenstein. Old family recipe!
BrindleBoar: it's Ratenstein
Boiler_bot: That rat-shotgun combo is so good
Angnor33: Cat wait for the crossover with Ratshaker...
Foxmar320: Good ragdolls
Anubis169: Kronk!
RedAlexxis: Why do we even have that lever?
BrindleBoar: the Fraulever? no one knows.
Mathwyn: You know, I'm glad the female spec ops assassins from half-life are still getting work
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
KBKarma: Hey there Other Alex! What's shakin' bacon?
SquareDotCube: She said she was always a hottie
Anubis169: bahahahaha
Boiler_bot: Wow they have some screamer lungs
KBKarma: Boss fight time?
Anubis169: Jubileus?
Anubis169: Is that you?
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Some of the sounds make me nostalgic for LAN parties
KBKarma: Oh, interesting. Looks like the Nazis have more enemies.
Mathwyn: Should've brought some air mines instead
Boiler_bot: All rev'd up and no-one to shoot
TheDevil_Risen: quadra kill
BrindleBoar: @Mathwyn I know there are mines that 'jump' but I think those are antipersonnel, not antiair
KBKarma: I see the Thule Society fucked up again.
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Boiler_bot: Oh and now we're in Black Mesa (Berlin)
KeytarCat: I like that pissant and puissant are so similar
KBKarma: Man likes pie.
Boiler_bot: The man has an obsession
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @KBKarma It is their way
KBKarma: Oh yeah. Thule Society.
Mathwyn: Hobos love pie, stealing it from windowsills while its cooling etc
JKBalch: neat, shotgun juggling
Anubis169:
Rock It Fuel
KBKarma: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving I was in a Hunter LARP, and some poor fucks were from the conspiracy that originated from the Thule Society. And they desperately didn't want anyone to know. And then someone used a truth serum on one of them and asked who they worked for.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @KBKarma Heh, whoops!
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JKBalch: You throw Mickey? You throw Mickey like baseball? Oh, jail for Alex. Jail for 1000 years!
KBKarma: Uhhhh the music keeps increasing in pitch.
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FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @KBKarma games can become Paranoia eventually
SachielOne: So are the Germans importing mosquitoes from Winnipeg now?
KeytarCat: I wish the rat had any autonomy. I kept whiffing
Anubis169: doesn't rat squeezer already exist?
Juliamon: shaker
BrindleBoar: @SachielOne yeah they're calling them wehrmosquitos
SquareDotCube: there better be a Half-Life reference in here somewhere
Anubis169: ratshaker*
Juliamon: but you DO squeeze it
Juliamon: Alex you need to play Ratshaker
niccus: might still be installed
KBKarma: It's a video game about shaking a rat. And it's a horror game. Somehow.
Anubis169: it's a weird horror game
Juliamon: well, "need"
CaptainSpam: Ratshaker's a horror game. Of sorts.
Mathwyn: The ratshaker is from the game Ratshaker, as made famous on Let's Nope
Anubis169: I've no earthly clue why it exists, only that it does
KBKarma: Oh, that's your line out,.
ThorSokar: It's a game, and the name of that game is Ratshaker
Anubis169: and it's not bad
Juliamon: It has strong "W+P palate cleanser" vibes
KBKarma: Morpheus was trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
Anubis169:
Oh Alex, I got fibre recently... my rotary dialling phone doesn't work anymore 
SquareDotCube: better telemarketers than telefraggers
SachielOne: Putting an end to the PBSS pledge drive, I see.
BrindleBoar: I think... Cori played Ratshaker on Talking Sim?
GapFiller: cant remember Alex has guested on Lets Nope at least once since retiring from that show 7~8 years ago right?
Mathwyn: @anubis169 Well at least you'll be more regular?
JKBalch: Did the enemy throw their own rat at you or was it just a boring grenade?
Juliamon: also it's relatively short so like, you're not wasting a lot of your time on it
Anubis169:
Mathwyn, I'll let that one slide because I giggled 
niccus: cori played egg squeezer, easy mistake to make
KeytarCat: I appreciate that there's a horor drone in this track, but I don't think I like it
xantos69: Do we have a body count?
Anubis169: yeah 1
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: This game is why you always validate your code before trying Charlie Stross style computational demonology.
LordZarano: So many games about squeezing and shaking small animals and animal products... (So many in this case being 2)
Dezponia: You know maybe I'm some kind of radical but I feel this game has many messages that resonate with me
Anubis169: Dezponia: Untamed science and lasers?
KBKarma: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving Otherwise, you might summon Nyarlathotep with a screensaver.
CaptainSpam: Ah, glad they clarified what sort of machine you are.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @KBKarma That's why Pipes is no longer supplied with Windows.
Dezponia: @Anubis169 Saving dogs and shooting monsters
Anubis169:
Astra7525: "The people's lab"
Mathwyn: I think I flew down this corridor in Ace Combat once
CaptainSpam: @Dezponia Please ignore all the dogs we are not saving. Those are robot dogs.
KBKarma: I don't think you should stand in those.
ScrapyardGhostTrain:
Mathwyn I remember that mission. I also remember colliding with the friendly coming the other way.
BrindleBoar: IIRC the nazis mostly used volk (literally folk) for "good people," but I don't think this game is really interested in strict historical accuracy
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: The rat is tech
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: No Paperclip for those guys
BrindleBoar: the Michelin Man, no!
goombalax: they're making Ogryns here
KBKarma: Betcha you're gonna see one of them later.
KBKarma: Oh hey, that worked.
Anubis169: if i remember right, labor isn't labour
Anubis169: it's laboratory
KBKarma: His leiben!
Krektogar: @Anubis169 thats correct
Anubis169: oh great... human testing lab
Dezponia: Once I'm done with DOOM 2016 that I'm currently playing I'll have to spin up Wolfenstine: The New Order
Mathwyn: Never did finish The New Collosus. Should do that someday. Some many nazis left unkilled in my steam library
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: To know how long I've had "aargh! Mein leiben!" in my head you merely have to look up when the first episode of Wolf3d appeared on magazine coverdisks.
KBKarma: Uh oh.
BrindleBoar: we got tank farm
Mathwyn: The Shrek Factory
DiscordianTokkan: Growing shreks
Laserbeaks_Fury: Have you had a chance to try Selaco yet?
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JKBalch: Why is Heavy Weapons Guy in a tube?
Anubis169: bathroom... you know that's not beer in those mugs
Dezponia: @Laserbeaks_Fury The year it exits early access is already earmarked for Selca GOTY FPS
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I blame management. They always give the techno-mages crappy specs.
KBKarma: AH ha.
Anubis169: with an actual healthbar
realbadatthis_: Towering inferno
KBKarma: He ain't alone.
Anubis169: LOL
KBKarma: I bet that big Demon Core thing is a surprise tool that will help us later.
KBKarma: Oh.
sephyhallow: Everybody was Gun Food Fighting
graal_smith: well, that was anti-climactic
KeytarCat: We found it!
Anubis169: lightning gun!
KBKarma: You found that lightning gun.
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh man, that sound effect takes me back
BrindleBoar: blitzenwerfer
KBKarma: I think you've gotta blow up the demon core.
SK__Ren: Hogun? I heard that show was great
CaptainSpam:
And here I was thinking it was a joke, you were getting all the lightning ammo but there wasn't any lightning gun in the game.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Reminds me of the Proton Packs
SquareDotCube: hogun's heroes
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: This is where we ruthlessly squash down any understanding of electricity because chain is great on lightning guns
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matthaus_c: for the gun food fund
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Mathwyn: Back the ol' apocalypse factory
Astra7525: ambiance
Sethalidos: ascetic
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mario saying "Let's a-go" but it actually "Nazi gold"
KBKarma: Chains to enemies. Neato.
BrindleBoar: magmambiance
Astra7525: @Laserbeaks_Fury naz'a'gold
Anubis169: where does that "nazigoooooold!" phrase come from? or is it an Alex Original?
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @Anubis169 Swiss?
CaptainSpam: I recall "Nazi gold!!!" being a recurring expression of Stephen Colbert's on the Colbert Report.
Laserbeaks_Fury: This seems fun(icular)
CaptainSpam: (any time he was discussing something involving, well, Nazi gold)
Mathwyn: Going, going, gondola
niccus: black mesa inbound
Boiler_bot: Yaaayyy
Laserbeaks_Fury: Nothing bad ever happened on a tram
TheDevil_Risen: thanks for the stream Alex
LordZarano: It's from Bill Bailey's Tinselworm (2008)
Anubis169: ahh
CaptainSpam: Maybe he phrased it differently, but Colbert's was that he did a quick turn to another camera as he called it out.
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Anubis169: !schedule
Diabore: come shoot at friends!
Anubis169: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: PUBG Community Customs Night) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (1:06 from now).
Diabore: custom games
KBKarma: A public server announcement.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Huh. Yup, still free. Also now on my account . . .
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream, Alex!
Ashmantle:
ContingentCat: Finally silent hill gets some respect
KBKarma: Pretty sure that f in Silent Hill f is actually forte.
KBKarma: Oh dear.
KBKarma: I am looking forward to the Unbeatable.
KeytarCat: def "Silent Hil: FUCK"
LordZarano: ƒlames
Anubis169: !patreon
Anubis169: !store
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Anubis169: !youtube
Anubis169: !alex
KBKarma: Night night!
Anubis169: ^ all o' dat
Anubis169: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1763: "I want to move somewhere that isn't here." —Cameron [2016-02-10]
ContingentCat: thanks Alex
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: o/
ContingentCat: !next
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