Silent Hill f || Let's NOPE!

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 electra310: It's noping time!
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 protojman: lets dope
 betweenmyself: 
 electra310: Ooh, I got my new badge today, it's so pretty
 itira: evening gamers
 wiganlass: hi Bois
vinopinguino:    
 SnackPak_: so rude
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ButButTheJesus: dum
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rustywir3s: Hey chat, hey Ben. Adam.
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 lamina5432: dinkies
 silenceaux: It's tense?
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 TheAlanHeffley: Blinkies!
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1
 lochnessseammonster: what up gamers  i'm making lingerie for my christmas market so that means getting sparkles everywhere 
vinopinguino:   
 InkAndFig: Ben’s wearing the good shirt again
 Kentosaurus: wheel  time!
tod_vom_himmel: <message deleted>nobody here has make- fun-ofable names
 e_bloc: today could be my time
 Kramburger: If you roll B will you ban Ben?
 baltimore_667083: 
 protojman: friendly fox boyfriend
 lamina5432: perfectly safe
 JKBalch: Early shot?
 silenceaux: c'monnnn
 lochnessseammonster:   
realbadatthis_: Da Stinky twins
 QuixoticScrivener:   
  bv310: The wheeeeeeeeel
 betweenmyself: Nobodies safe!  
  RayFK: WHEEL OF DEATH
 Blip2004: right to it today
 e_bloc: damn
 electra310: Are we gonna talk about Ben's snack choices tonight?
 MAPBoardgames: Already into the wheel?
 SnackPak_: 
 lamina5432:  
 Omthebox: uuu??
 Fancy_frenchman: Uh oh
TomatoKigu: *safe*
 JKBalch: Maybe 2 shots before gameplay
 Kramburger: CAM RUN
 Uzumaki15: <message deleted>Shit
 MrSarkhan: another week safe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheel of Doom!
 Omthebox: uwu
 e_bloc: always a bridesmaid, never a bride
vinopinguino: uuuuu
 thatguysteve2709: Ehhh I'm fine
 itira: UUUU
 RealGamerCow: safe again, never punished
 CaptinOfBeez: Ulmer
 silenceaux: uuuuuuuu
 MAPBoardgames: U are doomed!
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PhuzNutz: You Adam! You!!!!
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 vinewood_og: Dammit
 Mr_Horrible: huh, surprising
 Omthebox: o7
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 Kentosaurus: o7
 Darleysam: o7
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Kelazi5: o7
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vinopinguino: 
CoderBugsworth: o7
 thatguysteve2709: o7
 Fancy_frenchman: Such a brave soldier
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 InkAndFig: @umbralcore8 you lucky bastard lol
 itira: betcha feel good about yourselves
 raulghoulia: Underhill has a 1/27 shot at being shot
 Uzumaki15: <message deleted>Damn I won the coin flip, never punished babee! XD
 e_bloc: he lived as he died, being ignored in twitch chat
ButButTheJesus: does that song still mute the vod or
 Omthebox: @Uzumaki15 you stealthed it
 Kramburger: You could have timed out Cam for the memes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or Uzumaki!
 electra310: Uzumaki sneaking through there
 lamina5432: o7
oberon939: o7
 artdecosunburn: Could someone explain the wheel gag to me? Thanks.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 SnackPak_: bonus o7
ButButTheJesus: 
KWardJenx: o7
 e_bloc: 
 Mr_Horrible: the system is crumbling
 saucemaster5000: Shoot tod again
 IanAllenBird: ben.
 vinewood_og: o7
vinopinguino: scope bot is broken
 Omthebox: ah, woops
jibkat: We shooting people here?
 thatguysteve2709: Haha
 itira: scatter!!
 JKBalch: Adam just emptying the clip
 Kentosaurus: no one is safe
  RayFK: He's gone MAD
 lamina5432: o7 o7
 Mr_Horrible: bruh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: BEN
realbadatthis_: o7o7
vinopinguino: hes mad with power
 prince_infidel: Poor 1 out for Underhill. They were a real one
 bethy_kins24: hide
 Omthebox: That one is on me
ButButTheJesus:   
 MrSarkhan: Ben you should really know better by now
 Kramburger: Ben! STOP talking
 lochnessseammonster: 
 JKBalch: o7
KWardJenx: scatter!
 InkAndFig: HAAHAHHAHAHA
7gorobei: wow firing squad is out in force
 protojman: it doesn’t hit lurkers right?
 RealGamerCow: he's mad with power!
 LostThePirate: lol
 niccus: u-less stream today
 vinewood_og: Oops all shoots
 couchboyj: Ninja stealth
margerfol: o7
 baltimore_667083: so anyway, I started blasting
 InkAndFig: thanks Adam!
 electra310: @artdecosunburn Random spin to see who gets a temp ban
 xantos69: Remember those who fell this day.
 silenceaux: you cannot outrun boolet
 Omthebox: o7
  bv310: Sure is Tuesday in here 
 Mr_Horrible: this kind of Bit Escalation isn't sustainable
 saucemaster5000: Uferisar
 e_bloc: thats what happense when you try to dodge the draft
 SnackPak_: I'll miss u's
 MAPBoardgames: I just got around to watching the VoD of AFK last week.  Been you did a fantastic job!
 CaptinOfBeez: youre complicet in this massacre ben
  Juliamon: but you're Canadian, you NEED your Us
 InkAndFig: I can’t believe Adam just shot my husband
 raulghoulia: clearing out the riffraff
 lochnessseammonster: ben just pointing people out and acting surprised 
 calculated_uncertainties: Pour one out for the u
 Omthebox: Somebody prepare a Eulogy
  RayFK: You fucked up
 MacbethSeemsSus: We're bereft of u for 10 mintes
 artdecosunburn: @electra310 Ahh. Thank you. Hmmm.
rustywir3s: lmao
vinopinguino: the band?
 xantos69: Not all 10 of them!
 Kramburger: Beej's going to be so upset
 niccus: ben lmer...
 DiscordianTokkan: We have long memories, we knew you were streaming
 Darleysam: yeah, Linux users
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You've disappointed Beej
 MAPBoardgames: When they shot all the U's, I didn't speak up because I wasn't a U.
  bv310: Brann Dailor?
 e_bloc: you should just not send one and see if viewership changes at all
 lamina5432: you need a command to send all posts at once
 NightValien28:   
KWardJenx: NOT the group I'd want pissed at me
  Juliamon: I only use Mastodon
 RealGamerCow: and Ian I think
 TheAlanHeffley: We have a W @wishiwassleeping and its her birthday too!
vinopinguino: haha
 Fruan: There are dozens of us
ThorSokar: There's a bunch of people who only use mastodon
 Fruan: (PS, kind.social is great)
vinopinguino: whatd bluesky do??
rustywir3s: Mastodont
  Juliamon: Bsky started getting super scummy
jibkat: bluesky was always abit sus
 betweenmyself: there’s no U in us…  no, wait 
 MacbethSeemsSus: I can't believe social media's bad
 lamina5432: facebook rise up
 xantos69: All y'all remember AIM?
 Kentosaurus: nature is healing
 itira: end the internet
 vinewood_og: CEno
 QuixoticScrivener: what happened to Mastodon?
ThorSokar: RIP good tumblr
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Tumblr is cursed
 Fancy_frenchman: Return to MySpace
 Kramburger: Graham got blocked by the Bluesky COO for the mildest critique
 DaFhaye: HI everyone
 e_bloc: I just abandoned social media altogether
 bethy_kins24: truth
 Mr_Horrible: they all suck in interesting bespoke ways
vinopinguino: drop your livejournal accounts
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 electra310: Stay away from Tumblr, we just got it how we want it
 InkAndFig: tumblr truther
 silenceaux: *shrugs* You just can't be complacent with anywhere. They all suck.
 CaptainSpam: I mean, I don't use Bluesky, but I only barely use Mastodon.  So technically?
ButButTheJesus: humanity sucks!
 Darleysam: bring back forums
TomatoKigu: Curate your feed and any network can be decent.
 lochnessseammonster: yep that's how it goes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't social media for a reason
 artdecosunburn: Town criers.
 e_bloc: fuck the internet, I'm out of here
 QuixoticScrivener: message boards, you mean reddit?
 lamina5432: never made a twitter way to much work
 tehfewl: Discord killed messageboards
vinopinguino: gaia online?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Getting salty on smoke signals
  RayFK: Bro I work on Social Media for a living. They all suck, only YOU can control your experience with them
 bethy_kins24: a/s/l?
 Darleysam: "the admin sucks!"
PhuzNutz: See ya back on AlbinoBlackSheep
 RatherLargeToad: Turns out people use these different sites, and people are jerks 
 saucemaster5000: so... should we not leave bad companies
 gualdhar: There's too many social media websites. I know, I'll create a new one that's better than the rest.
 CaptainSpam: Cork boards.
 vinewood_og: Back to the Barrens chat!
 MAPBoardgames: Don't let Kathleen hear you dissing the community message boards
 RelwinEJ: @Darleysam Forums never left!
 Mr_Horrible: like a corkboard in the town square
 groulux: Community announcements boards!
 artdecosunburn: Mainframes and punch card terminals.
 betweenmyself: I’m done with reading the post-it notes on the fridge…  So toxic
 Mr_Horrible: "ooh, guitar lessons!"
 CaptainSpam: (inb4 someone names their message board software "corkboard")
 Omthebox: That's the new Social Media platform, Cork Board
vinopinguino: @Omthebox TM
 electra310: I cancelled my local corkboard, it discriminates against people who are too short to read the top messages. (like me)
 InkAndFig: we have one of those at my Sobeys
 DiscordianTokkan: That's how some local gaming groups get together
 IanAllenBird: a google voice number maybe
chianeko: Silent hilf
 itira: 'wanna be poke-bros?'
 Mr_Horrible: I give it 2 weeks before Adam sees that exact sheet of paper on a telephone poll during his walk
 artdecosunburn: @Omthebox                                                                         Poking on Cork Board involves actual pins.
 GasCityGaming: Libraries!
 xantos69: Or is it awesome?
 couchboyj: They all suck, but its hard to suck as much as Twitter under Muskrat
thedevil_risen1: What up spoopy crew?
 e_bloc: you'll inevitably get texted dick picks
 MAPBoardgames: #BlameJames
 Mr_Horrible: when you kept him awake by eating cheese and laughing
 e_bloc: how many butterflies have you put on Adam's face while he was sleeping
 silenceaux: @couchboyj This is where I'm at with it.
 lamina5432: but three lefts do
 ShaneLeeAtk: 3 lefts do, though
ThorSokar: Adam you used to live with James and Ashley, I'm sure there's SOMETHING in there
 InkAndFig: did James do the pasta sauce can on the carpet, or was that you?
thedevil_risen1: Who got shot today?
 lochnessseammonster: making fun of someone is very different than giving their info
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @thedevil_risen1 Every U in chat plus Todd
 Fancy_frenchman: When everyone gets clowned on.....no one gets clowned on
 Kramburger: "What do you mean what do you mean?"
ButButTheJesus: 
 e_bloc: you either die the clown, or live long enough to call others clowns
 lochnessseammonster: it's not 
 artdecosunburn: You should develop an imaginary LRR troupe member to clown on and scapegoat. Chuck. He's the worst.
 RatherLargeToad: Does the line involve putting Monarch butterflies in their mouth?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh Ben. Explain the string cheese
vinopinguino: ben dont dox your coworkers
 Mr_Horrible: I have concerns about Ben
 Blip2004: crazy people love to read them
jibkat: the way to test this, put your number on the line
DistractedMOSFET: I think it is a little worse. Putting someone's phone number on the internet is *waaaay* worse.
 groulux: Ben you would be exposing Jaes to a whole new ecosystem
  RayFK: Yeah, fuckers.
 betweenmyself: Just a silly public phone pole doxxing between friends 
  Juliamon: Most importantly, "Sweet or Dill"
PhuzNutz: No explanation needed
 e_bloc: ngl, I did that to my friend in the Craiglist's M searching F like 20 years ago
 vinewood_og: Dill or sweet? There is a wrong answer.
 bethy_kins24: ew
ThorSokar: FIRST OFF: Dill or Sweet?
PhuzNutz: Explain why no pepperoni sticks in there?
 DiscordianTokkan: The only explanation I need is "Sweet, Dill, or Garlic"
letsbelgo: Dill or sweet?
 RatherLargeToad: people like weird things.  This is fine
 IanAllenBird: I had a sandwich with cheese and pickles on it earlier today, it's fine
 electra310: I want to know if it's actually sweet pickles or dill pickles
 saucemaster5000: YES!
 DiscordianTokkan: Graham is a NOTED Dill Hater
 SymphonySolstice: so truuuuuu
letsbelgo: Agree
 lochnessseammonster: yes
vinopinguino: yeah thats sociopath behavior
ThorSokar: hahahaa
 itira: i agree with Ben 100%
PhuzNutz: Here here
 e_bloc: 100000000%
 CaptainSpam: Good, glad we're in agreement.
 electra310: Truth
ButButTheJesus: truuuu tho
 lochnessseammonster: 
 LostThePirate: Yup
Morrigan9: ya, sweet is nasty
ThorSokar: I KNEW IT
 bethy_kins24: can agree
 lochnessseammonster: 100%
 e_bloc: sweet pickles fucking suck
 rosesmcgee: Correct
 ShaneLeeAtk: Preach it
 couchboyj: PREACH
 vinewood_og: Oh thank god. Redemptioneering.
 doubleo21: Preach!
 Kentosaurus: dill is s tier. sweet is garbage
 MrSarkhan: Graham does hate dill.
 glitched_goddess: sweet pickles are lie pickles
 MAPBoardgames: Homemade Bread and Butters are very good
 CaptainSpam: Because when that came up, my first response was, "For dill, I can see that, sure".
 Omthebox: I'm snackin on bread and butter pickles because its all i got left
 saucemaster5000: It was wi;d
  bv310: Just saying, mustard pickles rule
 QuixoticScrivener: so, when are we going to run it back with dill on stream?
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 Yolysses: 1000% dill pickles all the way
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 artdecosunburn: Graham didn't even like Dill in "To Kill a Mockingbird."
Notamys3000: sweet pickles are great with pepperoni pizza
 saucemaster5000: That was on Graham 100%
 e_bloc: kim chi pickles are where its at
 silenceaux: but is cheese in sweet yum-yums still good gremlin nosh?
 groulux: Dill pickles and marinated onions are classic sides to cheese Fondue.
 lamina5432: I hate pickles so have fun with them
 lochnessseammonster: 
thedevil_risen1: It's still better than coke bread hahaha
  Sarah_Serinde: I hate dill but if I had to pick one of the two to go with cheese with no other info, I'd say dill. I wouldn't *eat* it, but I'd guess it 
ThorSokar: Pickled Cheese isn't that weird, that's a real thing
NimrodXIV: cheese in pickle juice is nothing compared to the frozen broccoli
 lochnessseammonster: hell yeah
 DiscordianTokkan: The Now Cheesey pickle brine
 lochnessseammonster: i love doing that
  bv310: All them electrolytes in the brine
 QuixoticScrivener: I was thinking that my pickle brine could use more whey
 vinewood_og: Sweet pickles are the kraft single cinnamon raisin english muffins of pickles.
OastrToastr: Did the pickle brine taste vaguely of cheese?
 DiscordianTokkan: Now I want garlic dill pickles
 betweenmyself: I have too many autistic “food icks” to be able to reasonably judge whether someone else is eating something weird 
 wiganlass: sounds almost as bad as drinking the brine from pickled eggs
 DiscordianTokkan: (and cheese)
 rosesmcgee: End? Just keep putting cheese in the same jar.
 artdecosunburn: See, this is where you blame Chuck and rag on him.
 electra310: I take peanut butter and mix it with flaked coconut and chocolate chips and put it in the microwave, then eat it with a spoon. It is my great shame
 couchboyj: Spicy dill would work even better imo
 RealGamerCow: Lactose-fermented pickles are a thing
 groulux: Now I want to make Dill pickles again.... Havent done that in years.
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: I only do bread and butter pickles because then I can use it with pickled beets and hard boiled eggs to combine the brines for beet pickled eggs
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 e_bloc: for me, it was less the food, and more the presentation
   Anubis169: !quote
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ButButTheJesus: ew
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But I also know most people don't agree with me
 Mr_Horrible: Richard and Peter
 DiscordianTokkan: If they're still going they should probably see a doctor about that
 artdecosunburn: I feel like losing track of a swollen member is as much a problem as the swelling.
 underhill33: *returns from my second time being ritually shot*
 Mr_Horrible: pretty sure Butthole Surfers got radio play, Ben
pelifriend: mad child and prevail
 GasCityGaming: must i remind you 'skeet' was all over the radio in the mid 2000s?
vinopinguino: wb underhill
 couchboyj: Plausible deniability
 HorusFive: No worse than Butthole Surfers
pelifriend: moka only was the honourary third
pelifriend: I hate that I remember this
 RealGamerCow: There was a band in Boston called the Sweatpants Boners
vinopinguino: how many bholes have yall surfed?
  bv310: Everyone's got one, but I've never surfed on it \
 electra310: I have not seen your keys, but have you checked your butthole surfers?
 bethy_kins24: skeet skeet mf!
  bv310: Maybe I'm missing out?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Crainial Traumatic something, let me look it up
 RatherLargeToad: monarch butterflies
 e_bloc: probably not widely known, but Joy Division is a pretty fucking gross thing as well
   Anubis169: hey these days we have 'wap' in a song...
   Anubis169: it's not got any better
mulligan2six: Feul Injected?
 artdecosunburn: @vinopinguino Takes a really long time to wait for the surf.
 GasCityGaming: fuel injected?
pelifriend: deep end was one
jibkat: butterfly?
  Juliamon: "Cherry Poppin Daddies" skeeved me out
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy
  RayFK: Yeah Joy Division is FUCKED
  RayFK: BTW
PhuzNutz: @Anubis169 White Anglo Protestant?
  RayFK: It's worse
vinopinguino: its worse
  bv310: Notably worse
   Anubis169: yes, let's go with that PhuzNutz
letsbelgo: Yeah, much worse
 e_bloc: it was a japanese initiatve to have women at home to help the soliders relax
 LostThePirate: "Rawdog" becoming a common, casual phrase is the one that turns my head the most
ThorSokar: looks like "Bring it Home" for Swollen Members
 e_bloc: in the worst way possible
 NotCainNorAbel: @Juliamon There was an article about how they think it did hurt their long term sales
letsbelgo: @e_bloc german
pelifriend: and deep end I think
 e_bloc: @letsbelgo wait it was German?  huh, my mistake
 Arnye1984: When Breaking Ben went to my high school they where called "Strangers with candy" and they had to change it so I think that is the line
 BrowneePointz: I mean one of the most famous bands of the 80s was named after the Singer’s Dick…so…
letsbelgo: @e_bloc I mean, japan had a similar thing, just wasn't called joy division
 Kramburger: Our PM got slammed for wearing a Joy Division tshirt as insensitive to the jewish community and even the most conservative jews were like "...no?"
 RealGamerCow: yeah I really wish whoever came up with "skeets" for posts on bluesky just didn't
 BrowneePointz: (this is a Whitesnake reference)
Lord_Hosk: Adam, I asked the "Man in the Jar" question today of my Best friend and Wife and they each had one question I didnt' know how to answer.  "Is he clothed or naked"  and "Does he have proper footwear for the forest, or is letting him out going to hurt his footsees?"
 lochnessseammonster: yeeep
 lamina5432: good game though
  bv310: I am still sad
vinopinguino: its punishment for drake
 Kramburger: Even money it was Drake
 RealGamerCow: Blame Patrick Roy
 ShaneLeeAtk: @BrowneePointz I was really hoping it was Wham!
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 DiscordianTokkan: I'm OK blaming Drake for this too
 e_bloc: they don't teach the heimlich maneuver in Canada
  bv310: We should sacrifice Drake to our gooooooooooods
 lamina5432: 11 innings in the final game
 Mr_Horrible: shoulda been more artful 
 underhill33: One of the best world series in a long time, as a neutral viewer
 saucemaster5000: Californian here -- fuck LA
 gualdhar: it's that the dodgers bought the best team in baseball, that's what I hate
  bv310: The Dodgers are basically pay-to-win as a team
 RealGamerCow: The Dodgers winning means there's not going to be any baseball in 2027.
 artdecosunburn: They're really from Brooklyn.
PhuzNutz: Ell ey?
 Mr_Horrible: would it be worse if they were still in Brooklyn?
methodical_monk: yeah! fuck LA!
 InkAndFig: yeah but shohei ohtani tho…
tod_vom_himmel: TRUE
Lord_Hosk: Ben always had a crush on the streamer Dodger, and has never gotten over that she married someone else.
 VrolikSyndrome: Floridian here, I am indifferent about LA.
 NorthstarTex: oh thank god I didn't miss any gameplay
ThorSokar: LA can pound sand
 saucemaster5000: I don't hate everything! C'monnnnn....
 SymphonySolstice: shoulda dodged the win tbh
 Kramburger: Brooklyn is hipster new york now
ItsThugDimmadome: Good for Yamamoto tho
 CaptainSpam: It absolutely WAS a wild World Series, at least.
  bv310: If Shohei played for anyone else besides the Yankees, I'd love him. As it stands, he's a monster.
 BrowneePointz: everyone hates it when LA teams win or for repeat World Series winners
 NorthstarTex: LA is mid.
methodical_monk: they can kick rocks
 itira: Sauce is a knower
vinopinguino: dodgers are just west coast Yankees
 artdecosunburn: @ThorSokar That causes earthquakes.
ThorSokar: hah!
 gualdhar: except Staten Island
 saucemaster5000: @itira Knowers are branded haters
 Kramburger: Yeah, and they think Brooklyn are the hipsters
ItsThugDimmadome: aaaaayyyyy bada-bing
 e_bloc: if they were still there they'd be like the Brookyln woke hipsters
 artdecosunburn: Brooklyn is the hipster part of NYC. Astoria is the parody of Brooklyn.
 itira: @saucemaster5000 
 Mr_Horrible: Staten Island is where all the shithead cops live iirc
 e_bloc: long island too
 RealGamerCow: Staten Island has a lot of Russian mobsters
 VrolikSyndrome: There's nothing IN Staten Island. It's just houses.
ThorSokar: Statain Island ani't NY
 HorusFive: There are no hipsters in NY cause nobody can afford to live there any more
 SymphonySolstice: new york da best, bada bing, I don't know what nature looks like
 underhill33: staten island is very conservative
Notamys3000: staten island should be sold to NJ for $1
 e_bloc: shades of jersey shore
PhuzNutz: It's where Colin Jost is from, pretty well sums it up. (:
valdinzar20: I live on Staten Island and yes it is that bad
 BrowneePointz: No New Yorkers will talk shit about NYC, until YOU make fun of it and THEN they’ll come for your Neck
 MacbethSeemsSus: Staten Island's the little brother burough
 Kramburger: Write a manifesto
 cobthegreat: LA feels like Vegas minus the casinos
 Mr_Horrible: you could shit, much like a bear
 e_bloc: the thing that bears do
ThorSokar: GOT'EM
 artdecosunburn: @MacbethSeemsSus Oh, Richmond.
PhuzNutz: @Notamys3000 I think they'd have to pay Jersey to take it.
valdinzar20: hahahahaha
 e_bloc: or I guess the things that the pope does
  Juliamon: "It's a shithole but it's MY shithole, only I am allowed to dunk on it" is a valid position
 NoxStryx: My mental image was like 2 tanning booths transformed into robots and duking it out in a boxing ring.
 Mr_Horrible: wow, Adam judging people for where their circumstances put them 
barbmitzvah: But I am!
  bv310: @NoxStryx Tansformers
PhuzNutz: SLC is the new LA
 Mr_Horrible: bro's gonna be libposting during the next Texas blizzard
realbadatthis_: Instead of a drunk tank they have the spray tan cool down cell
 NoxStryx: @bv310 Nice
 itira: granola province
  Juliamon: BC is the California of Canada
PhuzNutz: Love the smell of their own fart?
ThorSokar: BC is the province of "everything smells like frekin' weed"
 artdecosunburn: BC is the California of Canada?
 Nigouki: oh yes, BC, so desperately lacking nuclear power :V
 e_bloc: sounds like the Austin of canada
jibkat: Who wants to be grouped in with alberta?
  Sarah_Serinde: and I'm from Toronto so I constantly think everything is about me
jibkat: thats two seperate issues
 itira: it smells like cedar trees
  r10pez10: it is all about you, sarah
 VrolikSyndrome: That's a Sask boy through and through.
  Sarah_Serinde: @r10pez10 oh sweet
 loufghyslaufey: Say, didn't "Lots of things!" Happen in Alberta?  
 VrolikSyndrome: Just with a worldly aura about him.
PhuzNutz: Midwest folks are the best folks
 artdecosunburn: At least you're not from Alabama, like moi.
 saucemaster5000: @itira That sounds really nice honestly
ItsThugDimmadome: Feels like a Pararies thing
 xantos69: Nobody has ever given me a clear answer.  What do you call a person from Saskatchuan?  Saskatchuanese?  Saskatchunite?
 VrolikSyndrome: Even PEI?
 underhill33: fuckin way she goes, boys
 BrowneePointz: Manitoba the Montana of Canada
 lochnessseammonster: i taught my alberta cousin how to say montreal so people wouldn't think they're from the US 
 wiganlass: you’ve got nothing on a pissed off scotsman
 loufghyslaufey: Not even s week ago.
thedevil_risen1: Fookin a 
 LostThePirate: Winnipeg is a myth
 Kramburger: More like NONtario
 BrowneePointz: Toronto thinks they’re Chicago
 itira: @saucemaster5000 Its clearly the best province
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ItsThugDimmadome: @BrowneePointz Stabby Michigan.
 artdecosunburn: Are the Metis separatists still running around Manitoba?
  bv310: To be fair, Real Fuckin' Empty is also Saskatchewan, and I say this as a 10-year resident of Saskatchewna.
PhuzNutz: @xantos69 Piqued my interest here, what are they called as a group?
 PhlibbertyGib: Chrawna is pretty into themselves
KWardJenx: Buddy, that's New York state
 NotCainNorAbel: southern and the rest of Ontario
 SymphonySolstice: @xantos69 saskatchewanian
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 glitched_goddess: hey it’s not desolate there’s forests lol
 loufghyslaufey: So Ontario is just "The Shire," sometimes?
mulligan2six: Don't upset both people in Hamilton!
 awildshen: currently living in the desolate wasteland
 lochnessseammonster: as someone from ottawa i take slight offence 
 BrowneePointz: The Maritimes is Ireland Light
PhuzNutz: talk about?
 Dog_of_Myth: No
PhuzNutz: aboot?
 e_bloc: not even once
 MAPBoardgames: Yes. but TBF he is an Albertian
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 loufghyslaufey: The Elven ONE Ring was found in Canada, Chat.
 ladyjessica: normally I’d say only Saskatchewaners hate Manitoban. but Ben’s Albertan so…
 xantos69: @PhuzNutz That's the thing.  I can think of a few options, but none sound "right".
ItsThugDimmadome: Ben's a Were-bertan
 Mr_Horrible: "No, I have common decency and respect for my fellows"
jibkat: what about PEI
 ladyjessica: definitely
 e_bloc: never go full albertan
 NotCainNorAbel: my SO can go Full Minnesotan
mr_Powerup: if you’re from US, I can tell… Sincerely, Bill the Martian, gleebleglorp
 artdecosunburn: Manitoba is Canada Nebraska?
 lochnessseammonster: or just straight up forgotten
ThorSokar: I like how there's a switch when you get a Canadian upset where all the sudden the STRONG Canadian accent just turns on
 lochnessseammonster: as you should
adept_nekomancer: Fair enough.  I mean, the U.S. has Florida.
 itira: Manitoba is the one everyone forgets about
 LostThePirate: My spouse has a pretty muted accent 99% of the time, but when they get on the phone with their mom, OH BOY does the Boston accent come out! XD
 Mr_Horrible: fuc quebec 
 ladyjessica: I get made fun of for my Manitoban accent
tod_vom_himmel: <message deleted>PEI is cool though
  bv310: There's some fun small towns in Manitoba I drive through every year on the road trip between Sask and Ontario.
   Anubis169: poutine ftw 
 VrolikSyndrome: +1 for Poutine
PhuzNutz: It's just too easy to shit on the French
 ladyjessica: oh jeez
 itira: okay Adam.
tod_vom_himmel: <message deleted>fishing IS stupid
 Mr_Horrible: Adam you're just saying that because you're a PoE player
 Diabore: fuck quebec is a provincial thing
 Omthebox: Stop right there criminal scum
 e_bloc: quebec is great except for all the people
tod_vom_himmel: <message deleted>why u gotta stab a fish in the face for fun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How similar is it to a much swearier News From Lake Woebegon?
ButButTheJesus: i agree with adam
LightspeedSloth: HON HON ONLY FRANCAIS IN QUEBEC
 Mr_Horrible: he's mad they can swim and he can't 
 adamalprime: I'm from qUEBEC AND WE SAY IT TOO...
 itira: Adam thinks a source of food is dumb
 dutchmoose: keep it as a pet
 NotCainNorAbel: "game"
 vinewood_og: Alien abducting fish is weird
KWardJenx: I stand with Adam
PhuzNutz: @Thefluffiestguineapig Pretty spot on
ItsThugDimmadome: Fuckin' uuhhhh Subway
ButButTheJesus: "I want to make nature slightly more miserable"
 Jennie_Fuchsia: no no, the burden is on Ben to prove fishing is interesting, not on Adam to prove it isn’t
 lamina5432: deep sea fishing is fun
thedevil_risen1: Fukin a xDxD
 VrolikSyndrome: @tod_vom_himmel You're doing a bit, right? Boat guy isn't a fisherman?
  bv310: Grab a couple Pils and head out to the lake, bud.
 SnackPak_: fishing is just chilling with the homies
letsbelgo: "no"
 wishiwassleeping: at least you can throw a deer back. you can’t throw a deer back once you e shot it in the head.
Lord_Hosk: We were at a touristy store downtown yesterday with my bestfriend and they had area of victoria candles... Sook was like pine needles, Oak bay was old lady perfume, and we were like "yep they nailed it"  but then Fernwood was like maple syrup and carmel and we were like NO! Ferwood smells like weed!
 e_bloc: sticking a hook in your lunch, pulling you out of your house only to rip the hook out and throw you back indoors
 vinewood_og: You can have a couple twotree beers outside. You don't need an excuse.
 lamina5432: Caught a 118 pound tuna once
 NoxStryx: Speaking of fishing being dumb, i saw their is a co-op horror fishing game yall should play
 saucemaster5000: Do you even get good fish in canada?
 loufghyslaufey: @adept_nekomancer More like Florida "thinks" it has the U.S. and can't stand it when ranting off. Maybe.
Spades_Slicc: Bet you'd eat more fish if you went fishing more 
 ladyjessica: you definitely live in a place where fish is fresh
PhuzNutz: Ice fishing is spelled D-r-i-n-k-i-n-g
thedevil_risen1: Go catch a big shark
LightspeedSloth: Have to get your daily mercury somewhere
 lochnessseammonster: 
vinopinguino: marlins are huuuugee
 DaFhaye: I want to swim with sharks
 SymphonySolstice: tunas are like man sized
 itira: @saucemaster5000 salmon
 Mr_Horrible: it's like a pokeball
 DaFhaye: Like with the chainmail
vinopinguino: haha
 e_bloc: Adam aren't you afraid of deep water and space
 lochnessseammonster: my old boss had a marlin mounted on their wall
 Dog_of_Myth: 300 lbs easy for Tuna
 NotCainNorAbel: it is the toothpick of the sea
 BrowneePointz: Bluefin Tuna are Fucking HUGE
 artdecosunburn: @LightspeedSloth Chugs a thermometer.
 saucemaster5000: @itira OH. yeh I'm a dumb
 e_bloc: Adam only hates fishing because he can't swim
 RelwinEJ: It's not a tuna!
 cobthegreat: But what if you find the infinity stones in a plastic bag
 itira: @saucemaster5000 
thedevil_risen1: I had the same thought as a kid
 RealGamerCow: and they're mostly muscle so fighting them is tough
 betweenmyself: went deep see fishing once in middle school, found it a lot more interesting than fishing in a delta
PhuzNutz: Most canned tuna is Skipjack, much smaller
ItsThugDimmadome: Didn't a big-ass bluefin sell for a cool million recently?
thedevil_risen1: Cookie cutter tuna
 lamina5432: has adam eaten a devil fruit?
 Mr_Horrible: he looks at the fish and thinks "ooooooh you think you're so cool" 
 s1ck1y: 30 minutes in still podcastin smh
 loufghyslaufey: Inflatable Tube Duck even
 BrowneePointz: Adam is from Saskatchewan, he can’t swim, he can only climb trees
 Omthebox: We have it as an emote
 NoxStryx: Is there a place to submit possible lets nope games?
 Mr_Horrible: it's a good photo, yeah
 DaFhaye: Would you do that fishing where you shove your arm in the catfishes mouth?
 RealGamerCow: I saw the floaty Adam picture and said "I wish I could be that relaxed ever"
 s1ck1y: I agree, fuck ontario
ItsThugDimmadome: @BrowneePointz He can swim through corn and wheat fields
tod_vom_himmel: <message deleted>what do you meeean
 lochnessseammonster: 
tod_vom_himmel: <message deleted>ontarios cool
PhuzNutz: @DaFhaye Noodling? Adam noodling would be a great watch
LightspeedSloth: Yes fuck Ontario.
 artdecosunburn: @tod_vom_himmel Even Waterloo?
tod_vom_himmel: <message deleted>ontario has done nothing wrong
 Mr_Horrible: "Upper Cascadia"
 RealGamerCow: BC can join Seattle, you're just like them
tod_vom_himmel: <message deleted>waterloo doesnt count
 BrowneePointz: Noodling is for Psychos
 NotCainNorAbel: Ford
 VrolikSyndrome: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Okay look I live here but that's BS
 itira: o7
 lochnessseammonster: that's not true
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 VrolikSyndrome: Poor Tod
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 awildshen: o7
 CaptainSpam: o7
 InkAndFig: hey jordynne 
 putz12a: As an Albertan, fuck Alberta.
LightspeedSloth: Case against Ontario: the Fords
 e_bloc: also nothing right
PhuzNutz: o7
 ShaneLeeAtk: o7
 Mr_Horrible: saw that coming a kilometer away 
thedevil_risen1: o7
 VrolikSyndrome: o7
 vinewood_og: o7
 Phailhammer: o7
 saucemaster5000: Holy shit man
 SnackPak_: really earned that timeout
 Diabore: i live in ontario and that got a "hmmm" from me
 circusofkirkus: Ontario hasn't done anything right
 loufghyslaufey: @BrowneePointz What? Is the deal that people think Bigfeet live out on Saskatchewan?
realbadatthis_: o7
 NorthstarTex: o7
adept_nekomancer: o7
vinopinguino: o7
 shendaras: 
 xantos69: "And they hated him, for he spoke the truth"
 wiganlass: rip todd
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also Austin Texas wants to go become part of California
 awildshen: it's fine
 Nigouki: as an Ontarian, we've done plenty wrong by keep reelecting the same bozo
 Omthebox: o7
 DarknessKingCoH: Ontario can have Drake back
 lochnessseammonster: fall is pretty
 s1ck1y: ontario is the ketchup chips of provinces
 MacbethSeemsSus: weird to just step in front of the firing squad
ItsThugDimmadome: Toronto was ok when I went
ButButTheJesus:    
 frank_the_great: Howdy Ben, howdy chat! Adam.
 awildshen: Toronto is alright
 loufghyslaufey: *or Bigfoot. Whatever?
 NorthstarTex: Toronto is ok
 VrolikSyndrome: Toronto was fun to visit as a tourist from Florida.
 VrolikSyndrome: idk about living there, though.
 SymphonySolstice: trono man
 artdecosunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Used to. Until the conservative stand up and podcast bros showed up.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What?
 BrowneePointz: I’ve heard the food scene in Toronto slaps
 Mr_Horrible: oh the "All legal lahk" woman?
vinopinguino: is it that awful one where they say crodie?
 DaFhaye: Is this like US Florida man?
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ThorSokar: I feel like I'm missing something
LightspeedSloth: We’re doing our best neglect to make Toronto suck!
ItsThugDimmadome: "You left your moms in the hod, bro? Makes me sick to my stomach man."
 Mr_Horrible: oh, okay, not that then
 awildshen: oh god that accent
 Mai_Andra: Is Toronto Man like Florida Man?
 Mr_Horrible: that does sound dire tho
 BrowneePointz: oh no do not do a Patois
 Mr_Horrible: Chet Hanks shit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @artdecosunburn I think the city as a whole still has a standing petition going to secede
 MacbethSeemsSus: Drake uses it a lot.....
 awildshen: yeah it's all Drake's fault
 SnackPak_: thank you Jordynne
ItsThugDimmadome: It's like a mix of Jamaican and Somali if I remember right.
 artdecosunburn: Americans mostly know Toronto from HGTV real estate shows.
 Mr_Horrible: thank you for the educational content Jordynne
phoenixletmeuseadashd: what
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I will say the natural history museum in Toronto has a fantastic fossil collection
 itira: oh i hate it 
 vinewood_og: T'rontah
vinopinguino: ewww
 VrolikSyndrome: What are those words
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jordynne you are a treasure
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PhuzNutz: fawk that. That is annoying
 Kentosaurus: thank you jordynne
 xantos69: Hey J!  Thanks for calling in.
  bv310: I do hate how clearly I could understand that
ButButTheJesus: @s1ck1y I'm learning so much 
barbmitzvah: How helpful
 artdecosunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig I like "Austin is weird." I'm concerned about some parts.
adept_nekomancer: Jordynne here with Toronto Facts.
 QuixoticScrivener: I can't wait for the answer on Coke Bread.
 Omthebox: MVP
thedevil_risen1: Thanks J
 NorthstarTex: I learned something tody
 BrowneePointz: Ireland Light
 NorthstarTex: today*
 Fruan: This really is just a radio show, isn't it. Call-ins and everything.
 BrowneePointz: Screech
 InkAndFig: maritimes have the best accents
 RealGamerCow: The maritimes just seem lovely.
PhuzNutz: Trailer Park Boys teaches everything about he Maritimes
 xantos69: Is that like the Canadian version of Larry the Cable Guy?
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Lord_Hosk: Ann of Green Gables in from the Maritimes, it cant be all bad
 LostThePirate: I've got a New Brunswick buddy, and while I couldn't recreate it, it is distinct
 Kentosaurus: That's newfie
 InkAndFig: get a new brunswicker to say “car”
 artdecosunburn: @Fruan "Paawwll, this is Phyllis from Mulga . . ."
realbadatthis_: Above Minnesota?
 SAJewers: "a boat" is definitely maratimes
 lochnessseammonster: and newfie
 BrowneePointz: Quebecois a lil sometimes too
  bv310: Northern Ontario can lay a claim to a thick Canadian accent
 SymphonySolstice: I knew a newfie guy that looked exactly like jack nicholson
 SnackPak_: xxx420tod_vom_himmel69xxx A+ username
adept_nekomancer: It sounds similar to the US Minnesota accent.
 Jennie_Fuchsia: 100 100 100 Jordynne Call In? hell yeah.
 ladyjessica: rural Ontario is pretty typical but yeah also the prairies
 SAJewers: new brunswicker you want for garage
 InkAndFig: noooo its noooot lol
 paulthemapguy: Prairie provinces seem like the Canadian standard. or at least I would guess that because it's close to Minnesota lol
PhuzNutz: @realbadatthis_ Can confirm from there
 Mr_Horrible: I've never once heard you say sorry, Adam 
 InkAndFig: new brunswick says “car” and you *know* where they’re from
 frank_the_great: Park the Car in Harvard Yard
vinopinguino: purr
 VrolikSyndrome: poor
 paulthemapguy: The Nova Scotia accent is something else altogether though holy geez
 BrowneePointz: but ye Newfie is damn near an Irish/Scandie flavored Canadian
mulligan2six: All Canadian's raise their diphthongs. Compare how you say "house" and "housing"
ItsThugDimmadome: Jail
realbadatthis_: @PhuzNutz ayyy
 loufghyslaufey: "Pauper?"
 Mr_Horrible: no a poo-er is someone going #2
TomatoKigu: People who're not rich are pu'erh.  *takes notes*
 GasCityGaming: bagel?
thedevil_risen1: Paaasta
 VrolikSyndrome: pah-stah
PhuzNutz: Say "Basil"
LosSpikey: I come from Magdalen Island and I don't understand most of my family with a thick accent
 artdecosunburn: Underprivileged.
 raulghoulia: also lava
 saucemaster5000: say "a bag of bagels"
 Omthebox: Decal is a vibe check
PhuzNutz: pah-sta
 wishiwassleeping: the way you say decal
 SquareDotCube: it's all in the pasta
realbadatthis_: baeg
Forgotten_Sanity: foyer and vase
 e_bloc: baltimore's 'water' is pretty distinct
PhuzNutz: You are on LRR
 Jennie_Fuchsia: I’m taking the Canadian pronunciation of “decal” and running
 NoxStryx: Like a fishing Lrr?
 loufghyslaufey: Ha!
 ProcyonFlynn: @PhuzNutz That doesn't count 
 SymphonySolstice: fishing LRR
 Mr_Horrible: I think you guys inherit paa-sta from the bri'ish
thedevil_risen1: Loo-er
 QuixoticScrivener: lure is correct
 paulthemapguy: Canadians drive me nuts when they say past-a with some parma-zan
 NotCainNorAbel: Fishing LRR
 MAPBoardgames: Phishing LRR
ButButTheJesus: I think I say fishing lerr too
Spades_Slicc: Well use dictates form so if you get enough people saying pass-ta that will become the "correct" way
DMGlol: how do you say bagel
 loufghyslaufey: Ha, ha... ha, ha...
 DrasonSpike: like to lure them over
ThorSokar: did someone teach you to say it wrong as a joke?
  bv310: A fishing LRR, it's just a tiny sharp Graham
 Ballistic_Meatball: @NotCainNorAbel I'd watch it
thedevil_risen1: Phishing LRR
 lochnessseammonster: i say lrr
 IanAllenBird: I would also say it like ben
 InkAndFig: “milk” is a good litmus test too
 artdecosunburn: @e_bloc All the Old Bay affects the tongue.
 SnackPak_: Ask Beej if we can get LRR lures
 RelwinEJ: If someone drops a 'wudder' I'm out
 saucemaster5000: @e_bloc baltimore -- "herse" (house
 niccus: fishing lueur
 jadielady: I say lrr and have since before I knew what LRR was 
 MacbethSeemsSus: How do you say "buoy"?
 Mr_Horrible: "my word! My fishing loo-er is missing!"
  Sarah_Serinde: @Jennie_Fuchsia It's not the Canadian pronunciation! LRR just thinks it is and keeps saying so. Lots of us don't say it that way 
 VrolikSyndrome: He'll never go fishing. What if he falls in!
 Omthebox: Alure
 Mr_Horrible: 
 betweenmyself: my fishing lOOOr 
mulligan2six: For Americans, "house" and "housing" have the same vowel, but Canadians pronounce them different
Spades_Slicc: LRR'd them in
 itira: @paulthemapguy I LOOOVE past-a with parma-zan
 glitched_goddess: buoy is a great one
 loufghyslaufey: FishLRR emote when,   ?
 Mr_Horrible: no it's not
 Darleysam: it's boy
PhuzNutz: nope
vinopinguino: boo ee
adept_nekomancer: boo-ee
 Mr_Horrible: call his shit, Ben
 saucemaster5000: @itira pearmasan
 NorthstarTex: I always put the loore on the line when going ice fishing don-cha-know
TomatoKigu: Pronounce Bouyancy Ben.
rustywir3s: Lured into the chat with this accent talk
PhuzNutz: boo ey
 Omthebox: There's a boy out in the ocean
 raulghoulia: buoyant
barbmitzvah: No it's not
 Darleysam: say buoyant
 loufghyslaufey: "Boik?"
 LostThePirate: Boo ee
 Driosenth: boo-EE
KWardJenx: Careful Adam, he's trying to prove you actually love fishing
 wiganlass: it is boy not a bouey
 MacbethSeemsSus: US: boo-e UK: boy
 GasCityGaming: both are fine
 Mr_Horrible: [extremely loud incorrect buzzer]
rustywir3s: YES it can be said like boy
 frank_the_great: I was saying boo-urns
 Darleysam: booeyant
  bv310: Boo-ee-an-cy
 NorthstarTex: boo-EE
 itira: my dad said BOY aswell. weirdo from sask
thedevil_risen1: Both are accepted but generally boy
 DaFhaye: It's a Boo ee
 NoxStryx: Boo-rns
 IanAllenBird: I agree it's boo-ee
 saucemaster5000: both are right
 Darleysam: americans say booey
 RealGamerCow: it's half way between boy and booey
 ProcyonFlynn: So you stole the u from Buoy t pronounce it Loo-ure.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No it's not
 VrolikSyndrome: here comes dat buoy
 Dog_of_Myth: Both are right
vinopinguino: i say boo-ee
ThorSokar: it is absolutely boooey
 loufghyslaufey: Huh.
 SymphonySolstice: boo-urns
letsbelgo: We say booy in murica
 DaFhaye: No it is a Boo ee
 vinewood_og: This just in, English stinky.
PhuzNutz: what about "geyser"?
 Omthebox: Its correct because you understand what the object is when you say it.
 Larkonus: David Bouy
rustywir3s: boiiiiiiiii
 NotCainNorAbel: boo ee, but the US thinks my state is land locked
 BrowneePointz: I speak with the American Standard Dialect(Iowa) so I can’t offer judgement on what is and isn’t “normal”
 SquareDotCube: David Buoy
 far2muchsarcasm: The kraken mascot is pronounced boo-ey, so there's that
 saucemaster5000: @Omthebox Thank you om
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The English language is trash, thank you very much
 paulthemapguy: boy and buoy are considered homophones but I say booey just to keep it distinct
 wiganlass: no make us in the uk wonder what people are talking about when we hear the word bouey
realbadatthis_: We say booey in the south, but we also call crayons "crowns"
 loufghyslaufey: So apparently Ben just "cringed himself...?"
 e_bloc: extremen kratos voice
 Mr_Horrible: "well someone should go rescue it if there's a boy out there, then"
 Omthebox: They're roomates
oberon939: Baba boey
 brainbosh: People pronounce it b"boo-ee" so its pronounced that way
 DrLigmaPhD: Cancelled
 ProcyonFlynn: boooooouy
 VrolikSyndrome: I've got boy and buoy in my eyes
 artdecosunburn: Try Transatlantic Received to sound classy.
 Jennie_Fuchsia: @sarah_serinde Is it completely fake lore? like I’m from Boston and lived here my whole life but I don’t pronounce anything the Boston way
 ChrisTheLemming: How do you pronounce decal?
 Mai_Andra: two boys holding hands?
 paulthemapguy: sorry for mentioning homophonia in chat
rustywir3s: I'm not homophonic but my buoyfriend is
LightspeedSloth: homophones in which accent?????
 glitched_goddess: I say it however it pisses the most people off
 VrolikSyndrome: ??????
 VrolikSyndrome: HUH
 SquareDotCube: here comes the buoy
 BrowneePointz: Dee cal
vinopinguino: DECKLE?!
 itira: deckle for sure
PhuzNutz: deckle is between you legs
 Toxxick: how do people say Coupon?
 xxx420tod_vom_himmel69xxx: deckle
 circusofkirkus: it is definitely Dee Cal
vinopinguino: no, dee cal
 NorthstarTex: dee cal!
barbmitzvah: insane
 brainbosh: Deck-al is some sort of sci fi character name
 Omthebox: That's how I heard it growing up De Cal
 ProcyonFlynn: Like Pickle
 paulthemapguy: deckle blew my mind when I heard Kate Stark say it
rustywir3s: deckle is so fun omg
 Jennie_Fuchsia: deckle is so much more fun
 Driosenth: De-cal
 SymphonySolstice: I will sit on deckle forever
 LostThePirate: Dee kal is definitely the US pronunciation
 Dog_of_Myth: dee cal
  Sarah_Serinde: @Jennie_Fuchsia I mean more that people across the country say it differently. We had a whole chat about it ages ago and it wasn't even something like east vs west, so I dunno how/if it's divided
LightspeedSloth: DECAL AND HYDE????
 DaFhaye: It is a DEE Cal
 accountmadeforants: @brainbosh I know it was probably a typo, but I'm reading this as b-b-b-booooyeeee 
 SquareDotCube: decal pickles
 VrolikSyndrome: Eww
 Mai_Andra: dee cal.  I assume it's regional.
 awildshen: isn't deckle a british thing
KWardJenx: deckle is crazy
 xxx420tod_vom_himmel69xxx: coopin
 lochnessseammonster: gross
 saucemaster5000: I do want these two to say "Bag of Bagels"
thedevil_risen1: Not fucking q pon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT?
 NorthstarTex: coopin
 BrowneePointz: some say koopin
 artdecosunburn: Do you have different pronunciations for "depot" ?
Spades_Slicc: Cute-pon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a UK thing
 RealGamerCow: some people say koopin
letsbelgo: qupon
 Toxxick: Im a Q-pon person sorryz
 lamina5432: color with no u
 betweenmyself: lotta people out my way pronounce Crayola products as “cranns” which weirds out folks who say “cray-ons”
Morrigan9: aliminum has two spellings
 Yolysses: I think the only that always dings for me is “again”
  Sarah_Serinde: I never heard "deckle" until I heard it from LRR
LightspeedSloth: LEFTENANT
 Mai_Andra: Oh, I have heard suburban moms say Cue-pon.
 SquareDotCube: explain lieutenant then
 LostThePirate: No, for aluminum it's literally spelled different across the pond
PhuzNutz: shhhhhedule is only okay from Picard
 DaFhaye: That and Jaguar
 wiganlass: there’s an I in aluminium
YeOldeMark: Certain parts of America pronounce Mary marry and merry the same
 Fancy_frenchman: Entrepreneur
 xxx420tod_vom_himmel69xxx: i pronounce it despot
 paulthemapguy: If schedule is an SH than so it school
ThorSokar: alu-mini-um is clearly wrong
 Mr_Horrible: I'd respect "shedule" more from a German than the Brits that say it typically
ItsThugDimmadome: People who use "kyupon" have never used coupons.
 xxx420tod_vom_himmel69xxx: home despot
 artdecosunburn: Dee-pot or dep-pot.
 Isaac3567: The difference is the UK puts an extra I in Aluminum to pronounce it that way. They spell it Aluminium
 RealGamerCow: Say progress
 Darleysam: leftenant is from French, I believe
 Mr_Horrible: GROW UP
 Mai_Andra: "shedule" is brittish, as is lefftenant
 ProcyonFlynn: It's like the folks that add an extra ew to pronouncing Queue.
vinopinguino: theres no F in that word
thedevil_risen1: No left Tennant is a thing
 VrolikSyndrome: More like Leaf-tenant amiright
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the UK pronunciation
thedevil_risen1: Ben is right
 BrowneePointz: so, it’s a long story but leftenant comes from the Brits making fun of France @loadingreadyrun
 itira: preggers?
ButButTheJesus: on Giantbomb, Jan pronounces "clipboard" like "cupboard", like "clibberd"
 SymphonySolstice: prow gress
rustywir3s: that's so proggers
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 ShaneLeeAtk: Pregrgant
 putz12a: It's spelled Lieutenant, but it definitely is pronounced Lef-tenant. I was in Army Cadets and had to use the rank regularly
 paulthemapguy: Rush is very progchamp
Jadaris: @ButButTheJesus eww
 xantos69: Honestly, how can you not?
 Mr_Horrible: love my Proge Rock 
 RealGamerCow: a lot of Canadians I know say PRO-gress
 awildshen: I pronounce progress differently depending on context
realbadatthis_: sorry as sahry or sorey
 Mai_Andra: "progress" is a noun.  "progress" is a verb.
 frank_the_great: Say, "I'm proud of you, son"
wojecht: @itira 
 artdecosunburn: How do you describe the wheeled vehicles you put groceries in in stores?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's the historic UK influence
 circusofkirkus: now if they're Quebecois on the other hand
 BrowneePointz: France and Italy always taking the heat
KWardJenx: but the frogs we can celebrate leaving?
ThorSokar: depends on if they're from Quebec or not, Quebec has it coming
 loufghyslaufey: @Mr_Horrible In this Chat? BUS, Help US      
Spades_Slicc: It's the human rights violations in africa over the past 500 years that makes it okay to blame people's frenchness
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: The English and French have a rivalry going back to the 100 years war and arguably earlier
 ProcyonFlynn: International view - France has done a LOT of colonialism things - and continues to talk about how much "good" they did.   It's - pretty rough.
 Mr_Horrible: it's still hack, but it's always okay to make fun of the French, British, or Italians
LightspeedSloth: Quebec
 wiganlass: that’s a southern accent Ben
 underhill33: chewsday innit
 betweenmyself: 
 vinewood_og: LeTube
 accountmadeforants: That's not a UK thing, that's an everywhere but North America thing 
tod_vom_himmel: Oh thank god im alive, did anybody see my twin brother while i was gone
 RatherLargeToad:  
rustywir3s: lmao
thedevil_risen1: Wh'ah'tah bh'hott'le
 NotCainNorAbel: and now: MENACE
KWardJenx: That was VERY funny
 Mr_Horrible: "The French have been banished"
 hesterbyrde: I think its fine as there's not like... denegration of the people with those accents. Signed, Someone from the American Deep South.
 VrolikSyndrome: @tod_vom_himmel Can he come back?
 paulthemapguy: Have you seen the Scottish sketch where the guy is talking about "Bo'lzawa'h?" (bottles of water) I love it
ThorSokar: As long as The British Museum of Stolen Goods exists we get to make fun on them for free
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants I was more arguably the English colonialist influence in Canada might have brought some of it
ButButTheJesus: how bout "out and about in a boat"
 VrolikSyndrome: @tod_vom_himmel I mean you're cool, too, but then we could have TWO Tods!
 raulghoulia: scots can't pronounce purple
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>Tradies is so whimsical
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>I love it
vinopinguino: haha thats cute
 VrolikSyndrome: They're called Sparkies here!
thedevil_risen1: Appreciate it Adam
   Anubis169: the dropped 't' only exists in the south of london, one city in one bit of the UK
tod_vom_himmel: @VrolikSyndrome no hes not into backshots
 e_bloc: you have hydro
adept_nekomancer: Australian names for things are pretty amazing.
 Larkonus: I love "Well, we're not here to fuck spiders."
rustywir3s: Strewth
 thatguysteve2709: Nice dog
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UUUUUHHHH
 paulthemapguy: Lads, did you know that it's Chewsday?
 Kramburger: THANK you
 CaptainCoriale: one wrong
 ContingentCat: oned wrong
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Colonialism citation needed
 wiganlass: thunder box
vinopinguino: i dont like that they call mcdonalds "macca"
 artdecosunburn: It's like how sodas or grocery carts are labelled differently by region. Dialects.
barbmitzvah: They invented the shoey, that sounds awful
 NotCainNorAbel: if they had not done any wrong then they wouldn't be in Australasia
thedevil_risen1: Where's my Sheila mate
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>fuckin' alpaca there bud
 Darleysam: there's a lot in common between aussie and UK slang
 RelwinEJ: dunny
PhuzNutz: They put shapes in trolleys
 BrowneePointz: speaking of Nicknames….Ben and Adam, you know why they’re called Movies right?
 wishiwassleeping: Aussies pronounce skeletal sluh-LEE-tal
 Dog_of_Myth: 
ThorSokar: Only country to bully McDonalds in to changing their name to a local variant on the entire planet
ItsThugDimmadome: Calling ambulances ambos
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YUP
thedevil_risen1: Someone shoot duck hahHa
 awildshen: there is a lot of whimsy in Australian slang
 NoxStryx: Struth comes from "God'S TRUTH"
thedevil_risen1: Rood.
 Kramburger: Calling Carpenters Chippies
 accountmadeforants: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh yeah, the history is definitely a bit wonky, but at some point pretty much everywhere outside of NA agreed to end -um elements with -ium (except platinum, which actually ends in -na in my language because let's not worry about platinum)
realbadatthis_: rubbish bin
 SymphonySolstice: "not here to fuck spiders" is an all-timer
7gorobei: isnt strewth the shortening of "god's truth" like zounds is "god's wounds"
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>Hungry Jack's still a way better name than BK
 paulthemapguy: bloody oath!
vinopinguino: what's a hen do?
vinopinguino: lol
 Kramburger: Like a Buck's night
PhuzNutz: Australia also has place names that sound made up by a 6yo
 kingandcommoner: as opposed to a stag-do
   Anubis169: stag do, hen do, for guys/gals
 far2muchsarcasm: Ladies night out
 e_bloc: female stag party
 IanAllenBird: it lays eggs
 RelwinEJ: opposite of a stag party
 jadielady: opposite of stag do
 wiganlass: a piss up for ladies
 NoxStryx: I like Australian name for garbage man
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Didn't "not here to fuck spiders" start as a joke and is no longer a joke?
 QuixoticScrivener: don't get confused by "fancy dress"
 Lockraemono: <message deleted>stag butt
  bv310: I appreciate that Struth and Skoden both come from the same human desire to just make fifteen words into one for funsies.
   Anubis169: I don't know aussies got 'dunny' from 'toilet'
 Kramburger: There's a kiwi joke: What's a Hindu? Lays eggs, eh bro
 loufghyslaufey: The Scottish: "Yah, Eye "CHEW" Ur Arms Out Ya Dun Punt." (Or so I've heard.)
 artdecosunburn: @hesterbyrde For what it's worth, those are the accents closest to Shakespearean English.
 BrowneePointz: Dart
Makrosian_Tay: Toque
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>calling Kermit the Frog "Green Dennis"
 Lockraemono: <message deleted>deckle
 thatguysteve2709: Bunnyhug
 ladyjessica: stag and doe?
 itira: bunnyhug
ThorSokar: Touque
 VrolikSyndrome: Tuke? or w/e you say for beanies
 dutchmoose: the money
 LostThePirate: Toque
Lord_Hosk: Flashing Green Lights
 frank_the_great: Whatever you call a hoodie
mulligan2six: Parkade
 BrowneePointz: fuck a u-ey
 SymphonySolstice: I called gravel roads the grids once and confused people
reptile___: I remember a GVlog where he mentioned watching Aussie news talking about a murder--like, completely serious situation--and the news anchors referring to the gun being found by a couple of "garbos" (garbagemen)
 APODionysus: hi folks! haven't caught let's nope in FOREVER
Forgotten_Sanity: a two-four
 Fancy_frenchman: Justin Bieber
 DrasonSpike: the machine?
YeOldeMark: All dressed
 Darleysam: bunny hug
PhuzNutz: Loonies
PhuzNutz: toonies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 NotCainNorAbel: Chesterfield
barbmitzvah: deckle is awful
adept_nekomancer: The tone implied by "buddy"
 vinewood_og: o7
realbadatthis_: sorry and bag
 itira: o7
 SnackPak_: o7
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 lamina5432: o7
 InkAndFig: donnybrook
 APODionysus: Have we talked about Ben's gremlin food yet?
 Fancy_frenchman: 07
thedevil_risen1: o7
 loufghyslaufey: What, what was the question, Ben?
 chisidragon: Tunies
  Juliamon: APODionysus yes
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>BEMDAS
 accountmadeforants: @Thefluffiestguineapig One of these days they're going to manifest drop bears and it'll be their own fault
vinopinguino: bunny hug, ive never heard of that
 ladyjessica: Manitoba do not say bunny hugs
vinopinguino: thats cute too
 artdecosunburn: Well, you guys do say "zed" for the alphabet. That throws Americans.
 itira: Milkinbags is also a weird canadian thing
 BrowneePointz: every time Kathleen says Fuck a U-ey my head whips around
 ladyjessica: only Saskatchewan
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants True that
agentofsaruman69: bunny hug was just a clue on jeopardy
 NoxStryx: The Prairea
PhuzNutz: what is a toque?
 BrowneePointz: PEMDAS
 vinewood_og: PEMDAS?
  Sarah_Serinde: We had BEDMAS
 circusofkirkus: PEMDAS???
 itira: BEDMAS
 SymphonySolstice: BEDMAS forever
 LostThePirate: pemdas
 Thefluffiestguineapig: PEMDAS
DragonMZ: I had BEDMAS
 NoxStryx: PEMDAS
realbadatthis_: PEMDAS
 NotCainNorAbel: ben wasn't a match kid
 Darleysam: Ben never did maths
YeOldeMark: Pemdas
Makrosian_Tay: BEDMAS is what I was taught
 gualdhar: order of operations
   Anubis169: We never had toques, we just had 'bobble hat' or 'woolly hat'
 shendaras: [x/*+-?
DMGlol: PEMDAS
 DrLigmaPhD: PEMDAS
 lochnessseammonster: bedmas
 GasCityGaming: checks out
adept_nekomancer: P for parentheses rather than B for brackets
barbmitzvah: p for parentheses
 awildshen: I had BEDMAS
 DiscordianTokkan: I had BEDMAS
 NotCainNorAbel: grade 13
 silenceaux: BEDMAS.
  Juliamon: PEMDAS for Parentheses instead of Brackets
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 vinewood_og: Bedmas sounds like christmas for poors
agentofsaruman69: i only had PEBKAC
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>"I'm not a big math guy" (doesn't know order of operations)
 LordZarano: BODMAS
 betweenmyself: Bedmas sounds like a holiday where everyone brings you presents while you sleep in 
   Anubis169: BIDMAS (brackets, indices, division, multiplication, addition, subtraction)
Lord_Hosk: PencilCrayons
 BrowneePointz: Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication Division, Add Subtract
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>Ben's math is just chaos
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Parentheses Exponents multiplication division addition subtraction
 Mai_Andra: Well, I went to church school...
 NoxStryx: Parenthese, Exponents, Multiplication/Division, Addition/Subtraction
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>well, after this particular stream...
tod_vom_himmel: we have cell phones for that
 kingandcommoner: The only correct order is left to right and anything else should be defined with parentheses
tod_vom_himmel: who needs to math
 shendaras: math is everywhere
 Driosenth: math is for blockers
agentofsaruman69: how do canadians pronounce the writing things that Crayola makes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Having Parentheses in there means it's more applicable if you get up to Calculus or Pre-
thedevil_risen1: Ben noted mtg decl builder
Spades_Slicc: Your computer is like 95% math
 wiganlass: I’m 45 and yet to learn the trigonometry they forced on me at school
thedevil_risen1: *deck
 lochnessseammonster: i'm a designer so yeah i do math all the time
 artdecosunburn: New LRR show? "Solve equations with Ben and Beej?"
Lord_Hosk: Duo-tangs thats a canadianism
 RelwinEJ: At least once a week you guys subtract someone from chat
 NoxStryx: Ben never block, and math is for blockers
PhuzNutz: You'll never have a calculator in your packet everyday
vinopinguino: cause you're not a baby
Dethrizu: math teaches problem solving 
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>check out the big brain on Ben over here sinuuSmug
 BrowneePointz: The only Brackets Ben uses is for finding Commander Pods
 xantos69: Dang... I do math all the time.  But that is because I am so busy counting my money and figuring out compound interest.
Spades_Slicc: 14
   Anubis169: If it wasn't for a bunch of IRL stuff, i'd still be learning abstract algebra
 SnackPak_: are you sure you do math?
 vinewood_og: 42
 MacbethSeemsSus: I love this rap song
thedevil_risen1: Fair. Ben is all.about turning things sideways
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>bro just yapping
 Mai_Andra: "equals squared."
   Anubis169: Dethrizu: +1 to you
 shendaras: 7(4+3... (?
 betweenmyself: *sits on chair backwards*  Rap is just Math by Shakespeare, kids.
PhuzNutz: Ben fails binomials
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 Dog_of_Myth: o7
thedevil_risen1: o7
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 kingandcommoner: I don't do math, I stare at numbers on a page until they submit and give me the answer
realbadatthis_: o7
 DrLigmaPhD: Googling 9th grade math tests to subject the boys to
 MrSarkhan: o7
 artdecosunburn: Just start carrying a slide rule for no apparent reason.
 Dog_of_Myth: Going for the record tonight it seems
thedevil_risen1: Man ppl getting shot left and right today
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I use it with medication calculations because if you have a dilution then that needs to go first before you do the new concentration followed by dosage
 BrowneePointz: they came upon a midnight clear
 RealGamerCow: I want to see a graph of timeouts per stream, to see the Lets Nope bar about 10 times higher than any other
 VrolikSyndrome: In 2013 I was still in high school 
   Anubis169: I'm teaching mum maths, she's 80 and still has issues with multiplication
 NotCainNorAbel: The Adam Star
vinopinguino: they were too busy celebrating the baby jesus
vinopinguino: to celebrate the baby adam
 BrowneePointz: Christmas Adam would just give Santa Braum vibes
 BrowneePointz: it’s incense
  Juliamon: it's incense, it smells nice
 kingandcommoner: It's incencse
 lochnessseammonster: perfume
ThorSokar: It used to be a VERY expensive spice
 RealGamerCow: its that stinky incense in church
  Juliamon: It's *in the name*
  Juliamon: myrrh is also an incense
 BrowneePointz: myrrh is a scented oil
 Shurtal: it's for convincing Frakenstein to not be a douche
agentofsaruman69: frank-incense
 kingandcommoner: Myrrh is an annointing oil
   Anubis169: Frankincense is perfume
 vinewood_og: Frankincense was the name of the doctor!
  bv310: It's incense that's very honest. Frank Incense
 hesterbyrde: Myrrh is like... an incense/perfume
Lord_Hosk: Myr is a oil/perfumeish
   Anubis169: Myrrh is an embalming agent
 DrLigmaPhD: It's New Year's Adam and New Year's Eve, not New Year's Adam and New Year's Steve
 xantos69: He came down to earth to teach us hwo to smoke trees.
realbadatthis_: soap and cologne
 SymphonySolstice: eau d'frank
 ShaneLeeAtk: Bong Hits For Jesus!
 e_bloc: frankensense is actually the chemist that came up with it, the oil is frankens's oil
  Juliamon: they're both resins
 frank_the_great: I'd like to think so
 artdecosunburn: @vinewood_og "Frankensteen"
 DrasonSpike: frank smells AMAZING
ghyllnox: Correct
 lochnessseammonster: yep
 hesterbyrde: Yes. It's called foreshadowing
 QuixoticScrivener: keep their parents around
 NorthstarTex: Yep
 DrLigmaPhD: How do you think he came back?
Lord_Hosk: It was valuable
 kingandcommoner: no no, it smells frank, like direct and to the point
  bv310: "Alright kid, hang on to this for about 30 years, you're going to need it"
reptile___: it's gifts for a king
vinopinguino: their version of cash in an envelope
 Rhynerd: isn
 ContingentCat: I have a feeling Mary would have preferred diapers
 betweenmyself: get that kid some ambergris
adept_nekomancer: And then Ea Nasir brought a gift of copper, but it was substandard.
   Anubis169: all of these things back in le day were (and i quote) "fuckspensive" gifts
 dutchmoose: there wasn’t a spending limit for the three wise men
 Rhynerd: 't frankincense and myrrh also worth a lot?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope, cash
thedevil_risen1: Just give me cash
 NorthstarTex: Cash is queen
 Driosenth: A gift card to Blockbuster video
 gualdhar: it's worse money
agentofsaruman69: gift cards fuckin' suck
 glitched_goddess: The ancient Egyptians used to embalm steaks for their dead ancestors. we have sarcophagi for racks of ribs.
 NoxStryx: It is symbolic, because he was destined to die.
 vinewood_og: @artdecosunburn Berenstain!
 Skakerman_: "the dawn of time" 2000 years ago
 Dog_of_Myth: Fourth wise man sent a $25 gift card for Bed Bath and Beyond
 calculated_uncertainties: Purification
 accountmadeforants: "What did you bring for baby Jesus?" -"A pipe bomb!" "Woaoaw I wonder what it A-"
 Uzumaki15: My family calls gift cards the dry hump of Christmas gifts
 Rhynerd: basically it's cash and negotiable bonds.
 BrowneePointz: they both come from Resin, and were mega expensive. also frankincense and myrrh has ritual/religious significance
 NotCainNorAbel: Thanks for making me shop at that shop.  Visa Gift Card or Cash is king for a reason
 dutchmoose: money pays rent
 artdecosunburn: Gift cards really awkward in Herod's Tetarchy.
 APODionysus: I'd take the money
 RealGamerCow: I agree with Adam on this one
 lochnessseammonster: and then you think of them when you go to the place
 hesterbyrde: If I give a giftcard, It's usually to a craft store for their hobby or like... "Here's the next book/movie/game on me"
phoenixletmeuseadashd: also "you have to spend this on yourself instead of saving it"
ghyllnox: $5 is better than giving some company $5 to hold
 kingandcommoner: It feels safer to mail a gift card than money or a check
 frank_the_great: The idea is that you don't spend it on necessities that don't really bring joy
 hesterbyrde: oh I hate those.
 Dog_of_Myth: oof
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Those are somehow worse
 glitched_goddess: it’s like how when you get older you love to get socks
 SymphonySolstice: no you keep the gift card for like 2 years and then next time you actually go to the store you go oh yeah I have a gift card
 Decaped: I give money and a suggestion of where to spend it. best of both worlds.
 e_bloc: those are nut low
 dutchmoose: gift cards are literally just the company borrowing money from their consumers
  Sarah_Serinde: I used those to buy stuff online before I had an actual credit card
 DarknessKingCoH: And you spent like $5.00 to activate that card.
 GasCityGaming: write on em with a sharpie
Makrosian_Tay: "obligation gifting" mentality is a terrible thing. I dunno man, why can't I just get you something nice cos I had a few extra bucks this paycheck?
 artdecosunburn: @ContingentCat (Flight to Egypt just a raft of Pampers)
 DrLigmaPhD: And you know what that is? Math
 NotCainNorAbel: My biggest use I have found for those is entering them into Steam
 lochnessseammonster: cuz math is everywhere
 APODionysus: in fact, a lot of restaurants have trouble using those cards because VISA withholds a percentage of the balance of the card for a possible tip
 NorthstarTex: yep, you need to say "charge $xx.xx to this card and then I'll pay the rest some other way"
 GasCityGaming: I worked retail, if you know how much is left, we love it and it's no big deal
 wiganlass: using your maths Ben
 accountmadeforants: Gift cards are just a way for companies to take your money without having to offer you anything in return, in the hopes you forget before it expires (Why the fuck would it expire? It's money!)
 RealGamerCow: They actually make a lot of profit by doing that, leftover money on gift cards
vinopinguino: they're always left with like .34 cents left
 APODionysus: so if your card is 100 bucks you can't use100 bucks of it at a restaurant
 frank_the_great: The big brain play is to gift a apple/google play gift card. People want microtransactions, but they never want to spend money on microtransaction
 accountmadeforants: Nice way to get discounts from people selling their expiring discounts though
7gorobei: chinese red envelopes just have cash. screw card that nonsense
 GasCityGaming: If you DON'T know how much is left, you've made zero friends
 BrowneePointz: I don’t do Christmas anymore but I always tried to do something personal/sentimental
 hesterbyrde: no those suck. I hate those things
 kingandcommoner: If you must do a gift card; Amazon
 artdecosunburn: @7gorobei Only ones who always profit are Big Red Envelope.
varmintx0: I would prefer cold hard cash being normalized as an acceptable gift.
vinopinguino: cash is king still
Wrexadecimal: There was a study done that pretty much said money is always the best gift option over gift cards.
adept_nekomancer: Money is just a giftcard from the bank.
 wiganlass: we have all for 1 gift cards in the uk gives you a good selection of options
 itira: 'no i bought it at saveon'
 hesterbyrde: I like giftcards for either "you have a complicated hobby I want to support" or "the next thing you want in a series is not out yet, so it's on me"
  Sarah_Serinde: I will accept gift cards from local small businesses I like. Throw more support at them for me
 vinewood_og: Gift card stinky, venmo me that shit
 kingandcommoner: RIP Bed Bath and Beyond
 NorthstarTex: I like money, so I can then go spend it at some place w/o being judged
suntone: Could be worse, could be a gift card for a business that does not exist near you or does online shopping
 MacbethSeemsSus: you got me a bankrupt store's gift card. thanks
 artdecosunburn: @varmintx0 I'll take bearer bonds, too.
agentofsaruman69: i also only think cash is an acceptable gift from someone you see once a year or less.
 VrolikSyndrome: The W A L L
vinopinguino: loool
 dutchmoose: SICK
macintose: pog dude
 SquareDotCube: @kingandcommoner Bed Bath and Bankrupt
 lochnessseammonster: i like it when it's for a place/thing that would like but wouldn't normally treat yourself to
 Muddy_Thunder: A gift card to a specific place shows that they care and know you like that place, but have no idea what you would like from there and don't want to risk getting the wrong thing
 circusofkirkus: RS mentioned!
 NorthstarTex: Premium RS? Fuck yes!
7gorobei: @artdecosunburn if you have a chinatown they give them for free at the bank there. otherwise you just recycle the ones your kids got.
 betweenmyself: Buy gift cards that someone has to travel a minimum of 100 miles in order to spend.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 0.o
 accountmadeforants: Big ups to him actually cancelling that stuff
 glitched_goddess: …the smoothie people?
 dutchmoose: New sailing skill!
Lord_Hosk: I know you are really into reading, so I got you this money at Barns and Noble so you can enjoy browsing for books, because I don't know what you have.
 SquareDotCube: hey, I'd take a gift card towards a specific hobby
 circusofkirkus: RS is a medieval clicker game
 artdecosunburn: @7gorobei Makes sense they would recirculate. Like fruit cakes.
 BrowneePointz: if someone bought me 2 years of WoW I’d shit
 Muddy_Thunder: @Lord_Hosk Exactly!
Spades_Slicc: That's the point of classicRunescape Ben
 Isaac3567: Best gift cards are either gas or grocery store cards honestly
 RealGamerCow: Lesson learned, never get Ben anything
 frank_the_great: I've heard you like books, so I got you a gift card to a little bookstore called Amazon
 Lockraemono: I was shot 
 Lockraemono: rude
Lord_Hosk: It only applies if you know the person, other wise it can go the other way.
 SnackPak_: hell yeah
 ContingentCat: My mom used to give my a grocery store gift card when I came home from university that was great
 xantos69: My rule for gift giving is simple: I always give them something I like.  Either they will share a hobby with me so we can enjoy it together or they give it back to me.  Win-win.
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 Aceviru: Aww
 SymphonySolstice: yeah nah
 SquareDotCube: the pink bunny onesie situation
mrMorphius: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hmmmmmm
 TheAinMAP:   
 SymphonySolstice: nice gesture but that is too personal taste
 accountmadeforants: @Lockraemono You got better?
 artdecosunburn: @frank_the_great "I heard you like old books, so I got you this 1973 phone directory from Dayton, Ohio."
  Juliamon: I was once gifted a Celine Dion CD and I was just like, man, this could have been a gift card for [local CD store at the time]
Asturiel: big disconnect but sweet gesture
 lochnessseammonster: adhd is what it says
 Lockraemono: I've since recovered
 NoxStryx: Asspiration is what i call my butt sweat
Lord_Hosk: But if they had given that gift to Cameron... He would have cried.
 frank_the_great: @artdecosunburn 
 dutchmoose: I got a fucking statue of Moses from my grandpa when I was like four
Dethrizu: i can't make a decision so a gift card at least gives me a focus haha
barbmitzvah: What's wrong with celine dion?
 GasCityGaming: My mom takes my niece clothes shopping on her birthday, time together and gifts,
ButButTheJesus: Celine Dion was the first album I bought for myself...
macintose: The red envelope in Chinese culture might be the way to go \_()_/
barbmitzvah: I think you're trying to start something
 accountmadeforants: Not something I would've asked for but a journal seems pretty neat all the same (then again I make a lot of notes, maybe I should get a personal journal)
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 itomeshi: Whoa, 100 straight?
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 SquareDotCube: religious gifts are the most awkward, like bibles
 ContingentCat: Cut to next mail time
 lamina5432: white elephants are my weird present problem, last one I got a nice ceramic bowl with pasta and oil's
  Juliamon: It's not that it was Celine Dion, it was that the person had *never asked about my music tastes*
  bv310: Slap a gift card in a Celine Dion CD case for Adam, let him really experience the full gamut of emotions
Lord_Hosk: Mental note, buy Adam Celine Dion CD
 DrLigmaPhD: Watching her at the Olympic opening ceremony made me cry
 e_bloc: shes no k d lang
 Mai_Andra: I already had every Celine Dion CD for awhile... (well, except the one when she was a kid)
letsbelgo: nice
 hesterbyrde: I like the dirty santas/white elephants but only if there's not a gag gift. It's bad feels for me.
 SymphonySolstice: eyes emoji
vinopinguino: aayyyoo
 VrolikSyndrome: O HO DOOOO TELL
 MacbethSeemsSus: A candy ring
 betweenmyself: 
 artdecosunburn: Just don't give actual white elephants. Conservation authorities dislike poaching.
 itomeshi: I like doing slightly smaller gift card AND something small jokey or thoughtful. I hate just doing a generic GC.
ButButTheJesus: ayooooo
 NoxStryx: Well now nicoles mom know you got her.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mr_Horrible: Ben it's not a SECRET if it's recorded in front of 419 people!
  Juliamon: the CDs I actually owned at the time were all TMBG
  theambivalentagender: Lmao I'm an hour late to the start of the stream abd we're still chatting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 vinewood_og: Is she baptized?
 Kipstar: we're doing secret santa a at work and spent half an hour discussing the *rules*
 xantos69: But have you heard about Stacey's mom?
satyropodobny: playing the long game
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  Juliamon: so like, very different vibe
 ContingentCat: Daaaang
KWardJenx: The long con. Respect
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
 SymphonySolstice: 
 accountmadeforants: My family takes one another out to dinner for birthdays, I like it
 itira: 
 BusTed: 
Makrosian_Tay: 
 VrolikSyndrome: 
thedevil_risen1: Hahahaha
 MacbethSeemsSus: Gotta cut a car
macintose: pubkek
 Dog_of_Myth:  
Morrigan9: can confirm
ButButTheJesus: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  That's hysterical
 accountmadeforants: Characters like Wario
 frank_the_great: You're all def a character
 BusTed: Can't keep track of all the bearded white dudes
 niccus: nintendo is real
 Mr_Horrible: "This Beej guy isn't driving the overall plot of the season"
 Scy_Anide: I'm an hour late and I didn't miss any gameplay but I'm upset I missed an hour of podcast.
  Sarah_Serinde: I have had mixed results with secret santa before, but also they've all been with people I don't know super well. And one of them was homemade cookies and a hat they made based on a character I said I loved (it was Wilf). It's been more than a decade and I still wear that hat
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 BrowneePointz: my Sister asked for a list of records for a gift, gave her a list of 18 and she got…Kiss’ greatest hits…and my pet peeve is when someone asks for a list and then *doesn’t use it*
 Mai_Andra: not even "too many white dudes"... just too many characters at all...
 NotCainNorAbel: 6 people, 3 cars....Jimmy
 frank_the_great: The plot was pretty linear. No real twists or turns
  bv310: 5 Characters and James
 e_bloc: did you tell her it's an ensamble
adept_nekomancer: @NotCainNorAbel ...the nightmare pothole road...
 rosesmcgee: To many characters. Run that crown vic off the road.
 accountmadeforants: @Sarah_Serinde Oh hell I love that.
 betweenmyself: Best character in Roadquest was the SAAB 
KWardJenx: Beej and Ian took a LOT of suspension of disbelief from the audience
 Driosenth: Road Quest 2, "Braving America"
 hesterbyrde: My Kickstarter money is ready.
noSmokeFire: roadquest 2: this one's on a submarine
 xantos69: Road Quest 2: Boat Quest is still on the table.
 Lockraemono: noooo
  Sarah_Serinde: @accountmadeforants Me too!
 NoxStryx: Roadquest 2: boat quest
 Mr_Horrible: eh, you could handle it
 lamina5432: train quest incomming
 VrolikSyndrome: You'd get better.
 Lockraemono: say me adam
  theambivalentagender: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TangibleArborealBibimbapBatChest-CfS9RFPX6KZJu73C
 Nigouki: Road Quest 2: Hamilton to Toronto in peak 401 traffic
Kaaosa: it's definitely me
Kaaosa: not ivy
 BrowneePointz: damn Adam with the hard no
vinopinguino: hahaha
 Lockraemono: no it's meeee
 NoxStryx: Roadquest 2: Desert Bus For Real
 e_bloc: jordynne
ghyllnox: Heads up, I see the PUBG room info as still being pinned in the chat
 Mai_Andra: Boat quest to England
 xantos69: How about Celine Dion?
  Sarah_Serinde: ghyllnox Try refreshing
vinopinguino: ben was hoping adam would say him
KWardJenx: Jordynne and Adam would be chaos
 gualdhar: wwwwwwwww
 Mr_Horrible: "Hey remember that time I gave you INFINITE MONEY?"
 niccus: +2
 Isaac3567: @Nigouki 401 vs QEW race
 Thefluffiestguineapig: jordynne and Adam would be educational hilarity
  Juliamon: ghyllnox That's a you thing
 VrolikSyndrome: Me 
 saucemaster5000: I should be Ian McKellan
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ViscousTangibleSwordImGlitch-2Nm83WTi4xVo7Auf
 accountmadeforants: Beej and Adam was just such a great, unexpected combination.
Makrosian_Tay: Keanu Reeves!
adept_nekomancer: Infinite money?  RIP the economy.
 raulghoulia: for a week?
 shendaras: 
 ProcyonFlynn: Infinite Money - who would you lock in a car with Wheeler for 6 days?
 reptile___: Jack Black.
 lamina5432: weird al
 CaptinOfBeez: nice we hit the 1 hour
  Sarah_Serinde: @Isaac3567 They don't deserve another hell road
 ContingentCat: Taylor Swift lol
 hesterbyrde: Jordynne and Adam. Ben and Ben.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Weird Al
 vinewood_og: Showdown of shows, Lets Nope, Talking Sim, Rhythm Cafe, Watch + Play
ghyllnox: Okay sorry, it was a new tab so I figured it had itself sorted out but clearly not
macintose: The tiger king 
 Decaped: Viggo Mortesnsen
 HorusFive: Terry Cruz
 Lockraemono: jon h benjamin the voice actor, he's a hoot
 SnackPak_: reanimated hunter s
ItsThugDimmadome: Chris Jericho
 tod_vom_himmel: bink the gronk
  bv310: Hangman Page
 Driosenth: Brendan Frasier
KWardJenx: @hesterbyrde Great call!
 Mr_Horrible: you talk the whole time about how *he* should've played Reacher
 frank_the_great: Macaulay "Macaulay Culkin" Culkin
 tod_vom_himmel: bonk*
 Loa_Ayizan: Someone who can sing
 SymphonySolstice: I second Weird Al
 saucemaster5000: Heather
 Muddy_Thunder: Matt?
 SnackPak_: I choose Paul, he seems chill
 betweenmyself: can’t drive in the HOV lane with Cena…  Cameras won’t pick him up
 ProcyonFlynn:  - in character 8 hours a day.
ItsThugDimmadome: Jeff Hardy?
 BrowneePointz: @frank_the_great apparently he just goes by Mac most of the time these days
 vinewood_og: Too bad you can't take the HOV lane with John Cena
Makrosian_Tay: Weird Al would be lit
 hesterbyrde: Cori and Adam would be a cool mix.
 artdecosunburn: Regarding the aunt, once you reach a certain age, all programs are "stories," and all people on screens are "characters."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam and Heather would be Adam learning to fear Heather more
 MacbethSeemsSus: It'd be funny as a gag to have an extra car at the start but the two people can't drive
KWardJenx: Paul is a great call
 Mr_Horrible: Adam just pointing a gun at Paul the whole time
Lord_Hosk: John Cena gets so buttoned up for interviews though... I bet he would be so dry trying not to say anything offensive.
  bv310: Carpool karaoke with Paul
 SymphonySolstice: Bike Quest?
 BusTed: done.
KWardJenx: Wheeler was ALL about the long walk
 ProcyonFlynn: Don't say continent, don't make someone think about walking through the US
 reptile___: @MacbethSeemsSus Cut back to them sitting in the starting parking lot for like five seconds each episode
 frank_the_great: There's little I wont do for $5m
 Lockraemono: bigfoot mode engaged
  bv310: You can walk across the Confederation Bridge to Charlottetown
 gualdhar: FYI it takes people 6 months to hike the appalachian trail, one month is impossible to most places
adept_nekomancer: Mexico City?  Welp.
Lord_Hosk: It was Canada
 NotCainNorAbel: Canada might be harder
 ContingentCat: Vancouver would be so good
phoenixletmeuseadashd: Canada only woujld make it worse
Asturiel: Go to Iqualit, have fun!
phoenixletmeuseadashd: you could get Yellowknife
 SymphonySolstice: there's a higher percentage of population on the east coast
 glitched_goddess: do bikes count as on foot lol
 NoxStryx: Victoria to Dildo
 RealGamerCow: what's the farthest you can realistically get in 30 days? 750 miles?
DragonMZ: Getting something in NWT would suck
 wiganlass: in the uk that would be easy
 accountmadeforants: Put Ian and Toshihiro Nagoshi in a car
Asturiel: Or Happy Valley Goose Bay!
 Scy_Anide: There's a challenge to walk the circumference of Manhattan (the Great Saunter), which is 32 miles. More than that I think is insane. I say that having had coworkers who did the Great Saunter this year who lost multiple toenails.
 gualdhar: btw this is the script to The Long Walk, Stephen King did it already
 Mr_Horrible: this is just The Long Walk but less dire
 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible The setup or the stream?
 xantos69: LOL I just rolled randomly and got a city that is 482 miles away.  Easy money.
 Dog_of_Myth: Rich people
 accountmadeforants: As someone from Europe, Canada is just way too fuckoff huge, so much nothing
 MAPBoardgames: Jokes on you, Canada only has like 3 cities, tops.
 lamina5432: welcome to the world web
 Lockraemono: get out the wheel
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible For sure, but still dire because you'll likely get hurt. Stephen King does make things VERY dire
 MAPBoardgames: No Sudbury doesn't count
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 yes to both but for different aspects
 SnackPak_: rip
 frank_the_great: Rare time where AI might be best
 SymphonySolstice: welp
 HorusFive: Oooh I know this one- it's AI
 NotCainNorAbel: the rest of his life
goombalax: lmao lets go Ottawa crew
 Mr_Horrible: you got a big stride, Adam, you could make it
 lochnessseammonster: nice 
 ContingentCat: Whoops
 SymphonySolstice: I have bad news about that
 lochnessseammonster: i'll show you around 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RIP Adam's feet
 ghizmou: wow, adam is comparing himself to terry fox.
 InconsiderateHat:  ooof
Lord_Hosk: 963 hours...
 InconsiderateHat: nope
Lord_Hosk: not gonna happen
Forgotten_Sanity: he only made it to Thunder Bay
 e_bloc:   
 SymphonySolstice: thunder bay
ghyllnox: Do you get a follow car?
 Mr_Horrible: saying it like he fuckin' died
 Nigouki: I'm pretty sure Ontario killed him
adept_nekomancer: Vancouver to Ottawa is 3500 km
 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible (I haven't seen the movie yet and even I are not old enough to know the story)
 tod_vom_himmel: he stopped in ontario, the best province
7gorobei: google says the walking range for 1 month for untrained individual is ~600miles
 HorusFive: "Nike"
  bv310: There's a very nice lookout in Thunder Bay where he stopped
 Lockraemono: you can do that
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 I generally know the story, haven't watched the new movie. Heard it's good, tho
 RealGamerCow: thgere's mountains in there too
 ContingentCat: Walking directions: don't.
 glitched_goddess: those don’t count sleeping either
 NotCainNorAbel: but you got $5M so you might be moving a bit faster
 vinewood_og: Broses
Lord_Hosk: 21000 KM?  you are off by a factor of 5
 MacbethSeemsSus: It also says you'd have to cross the border so you need your passport
DragonMZ: having to cross the Rockies would be rough
 BrowneePointz: so for reference, humans can do on average 22miles in a single day, so you’re looking at about 700 miles in a month
 Driosenth: Think of the content!
ButButTheJesus: @Lord_Hosk thank you I was thinking that's not right
 SymphonySolstice: quebec I think
RhoxPaperScissors: by kingston
 DiscordianTokkan: Gan a wak ay
RhoxPaperScissors: kinda
 RealGamerCow: Ganon-Oak
 glitched_goddess: that’s a Zelda villain
 xantos69: Ontario
 lochnessseammonster: that's not far from ottawa 
  bv310: Ganna Nah Kwat
Makrosian_Tay: OOTL, did we beat the game early tonight?
 InconsiderateHat: Ga-Na-Knock-quay
goombalax: Ga-Na-No-Kwe
 ContingentCat: That's in Quebec
 GasCityGaming: other side of toronto
 lochnessseammonster: closer to kingston
 tod_vom_himmel: gan anne okway
agentofsaruman69: it's somewhere in Hyrule
Lord_Hosk: its farther
 InconsiderateHat: It's ontario
 Mr_Horrible: holding hands the whole way
 ContingentCat: Sudbury area?
Kaaosa: loaded question
 brainbosh: "Gan-on-dorf"
 InconsiderateHat: There's a big apple there!
 The_Color_Twelve: a question for the ages 
 accountmadeforants: I remember being passenger in a car on a Canadian highway and there was just "some fuckoff town, right" sign, no distance or anything. It took us almost half an hour before we actually saw fuckoff town.
 SquareDotCube: Foot Quest: Going to Ontario to Prove a Bet!
Kaaosa: don't do it
 MAPBoardgames: Road Quest 2: Ben and Adam walk to Ottawa
 VrolikSyndrome: Video games? Nooooo
 ShaneLeeAtk: No?
 tod_vom_himmel: ewww
 SymphonySolstice: lol I tried that and got winnipeg
 tod_vom_himmel: viedo games in my podcastr?
 Mr_Horrible: thank god for the podcast otherwise these boys would catch up to me
 ContingentCat: !uptime
 MacbethSeemsSus: Time for silent hilf
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:06:39.
Kaaosa: video was meant to be watched, not gamed
 ProcyonFlynn: Don't forget the Ad-Break 
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: harder to walk to ottawa or swim from the island to vancouver?
 frank_the_great: According to google, it'll take 46 days to walk from America's east coast to west coast
 BrowneePointz: but yea if we’re talking about just walking every day for a month without pushing yourself to stress levels you’re clearing like 680miles in a Month Ben
 SymphonySolstice: walking one provice over let's go
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 SquareDotCube: have to make loops on the ferry
KWardJenx: Every week I wonder if they'll have enough content for the POD, and every week they deliver.
 SymphonySolstice: yeah I probably have a better chance than anyone
 ContingentCat: I got yellowknife
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: new island could show up any day
 MAPBoardgames: @frank_the_great But it is easier if you start as a Banker
 Mr_Horrible: @KWardJenx 2 whimsical white boys can shoot the shit about ANYTHING
 RealGamerCow: and you lost a sleeve
  RayFK: Yep, known Adam hater, Nicole
 couchboyj: Is an hour and seven minutes the longest podcast so far?  That was a doozey.
 artdecosunburn: @MAPBoardgames Got to stock up on spare oxen.
 Mr_Horrible: Hinako got the guns out
 Mr_Horrible: it *was*
Lord_Hosk: I got Diamond Valley just south of Calgary I think I could do that in a month for 5 million dollars. thats only like 35 KM a day.
 Decaped: Get behind em and mash R1.
 Mr_Horrible: I had the same reaction, Ben
 MacbethSeemsSus: She doesn't hate you. She just pushed you down the stairs.
 BusTed: vase crash dot wav
 MAPBoardgames: check for rupeess!
 tod_vom_himmel: the kurlin nexcar
 DarknessKingCoH: That was the vase crash sound from Diablo 2
 Jigokuro: vasebreak2 . wav
 silenceaux: I LOVE that crash vase sound it's so corny
 ProcyonFlynn: ooh, my city in US was SanFransisco.  Would love a hike down the west coast.
 InconsiderateHat: Sounds like my cat
 Mr_Horrible: the full heals do not stack, yeah
 Mr_Horrible: you increase with stuff you find around, not at the hokora
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can you put a first aid kit in your bar now?
 betweenmyself: Did the random US city thing and got one only 149 miles away.  Lucky! 
 Decaped: I love these old brick and stone villages. I want to live in one for a year at some point.
 Mr_Horrible: the yeti emote would never lie, Adam
 MAPBoardgames: You can offer those to Inari, but Twitch is going to take 20%
 BusTed: advantage to people in the middle of the country
 BusTed: hitting the classic naruto memes
goombalax: I got from Ottawa to Terrace, BC
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, PNW livers can get some dire rolls
 MacbethSeemsSus: With the US you could get Honolulu
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: arent de prairies sparse as all get out, so the closest city would still be 300km or whatever
  bv310: Ooh, I hit Kelowna, which means crossing the Rockies. I don't like my chances
 saucemaster5000: Stopped cause it's boring one piece?
 artdecosunburn: @betweenmyself Irony. Some person could get the same city, but it's got terrible traffic and the whole month is eaten up crossing streets to get across town.
Spades_Slicc: Naruto (the story) sucks
 BrowneePointz: a lot of filler on Shippuden though
vinopinguino: oh lord he's schmoovin
 MAPBoardgames: Watch BingBong's 'Naruto in a minute'
 Mr_Horrible: welcome back, Cainhurst Fleas
 BusTed: got the zoomies
 lamina5432: Naruto is good the pacing and flashbacks are awful
Spades_Slicc: Naruto (the character) is fine
 BrowneePointz: and then Boruto happened
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, Shippuden is less whiny if you skip around and make the filler less prevalent
 accountmadeforants: 😛
BrindleBoar: that is possibly the worst grab attack ever
 Mr_Horrible:   
 itira: groooosss
 CaptainCoriale: it brought it's own theramin chorus, neat
 BusTed: making you wipe your face like you just ate a pill or something
rustywir3s: maybe don't let him hug you
 lamina5432: boruto is a lie. it doesn’t exist
 e_bloc: could have at least bought you dinner first
 xantos69: He is a jumpy boi
 BrowneePointz: I don’t think that’s actually a Theremin
 Lockraemono: he looks cool
vinopinguino: oh noo
  bv310: This dude's got jukes
 Decaped: Shohei she ain't
 cobthegreat: The best part of Naruto are the side characters who aren't in the story enough
 MAPBoardgames: Look! a chance to use your medikits
 BusTed: poor bat getting splintered
vinopinguino: that took some work
 Mr_Horrible: but at what cost?
 raulghoulia: but at what cost?
 BrowneePointz: that bat should not be splintering that easy
Kaaosa: can you let me know when we have a real spiderfucker in the seat
 TheDevil_Risen: poor slugger
Kaaosa: tired of waiting
 Mr_Horrible: Hinako's Awful Rotten No Good Very Bad Day
 glitched_goddess: lol I’m like “they can do that??”
 raulghoulia: the amount of health for being stabbed in the chest like that...
 TheDevil_Risen: they got the temu bat
 Lockraemono: maybe it's kinda rotten
 Mr_Horrible: they aren't getting the Lil Sluggers in Ebisugaoka
 xantos69: Damn, sick Canadian burn.
Kaaosa: wait does that bat say "louisville smugger??"
rustywir3s: Daiso Ass Bat
 ShaneLeeAtk: Balsa Bat
 ContingentCat: 
 accountmadeforants: All the monsters are actually coated in bat-hurting juice
wojecht: Zellers is just a brand at best now
 RelwinEJ: Could be the kind of bat Kirk used
 glitched_goddess: I heard Zellers is coming back
 Muddy_Thunder: 100 Do you think having combat in horror games enhances or detracts from the horror element?
 NotCainNorAbel: I think Zellers is returning
UtilityPunk: You just made at least 5 chatters die of old age by mentioning Zeller's
agentofsaruman69: that bat splintering faster than Alejandro Kirk hitting into a double play 
 ContingentCat: I thought I saw they were comin back again
 SymphonySolstice: zellers went under with hudson's bay
 Mr_Horrible: he's in constant agony
 Nigouki: My local Zellers was so cursed that it got replaced by Target, then by Lowe's and finally a Canada Computers
 SymphonySolstice: the dream is dead
rustywir3s: 69 degrees
 e_bloc: foreigner level
Kaaosa: is there a mrs hot blooded baseball samurai?
 Blip2004: someone opened a Zellers again in Edmonton recently
macintose: Supposedly zellers is making a "come back"
 rosesmcgee: Bat was corked. This is how we learned the team was cheating
 Blip2004: dunno
 shendaras: Btw, who's a mod I could message about something?
 SymphonySolstice: circle and 8th is fine
 betweenmyself: the DUNC mall? 
 DiscordianTokkan: Zellers is becoming a Canadian Spirit Hallowe'en; pop-up stores when other places vacate
 SymphonySolstice: they redid midtown and now it's a lot nicer tho
UtilityPunk: Or the South Edmonton Common one by Toys 'R Us
 GasCityGaming: Circle had the two theatres in it right?
 Blip2004: its the Londonderry Mall, which I don't know if I've been there
Kaaosa: i'm not a mod but you can message me for any reason (i will not read it tho)
johnnylongtorso: when yer alone and life is making you lonely ye can always go... och... DOONTOON
wojecht: West Ed mall
 Mr_Horrible: @rosesmcgee scandal rocks the Ebisugaoka Has-Beens
 raulghoulia: adams got jokes
UtilityPunk: Heritage Mall was pretty aesthetic in its time tbh
 GasCityGaming: Yeah, i am
 SymphonySolstice: Im licherally from saskatoon
 TheDevil_Risen: so is this game series basically resi evil meets the grudge?
 Mr_Horrible: fellow Skatch escapee
  bv310: Midtown Mall #1
 TheDevil_Risen: i've not watched/played much of it
 GasCityGaming: from Hudson Bay SK
 DiscordianTokkan: Bat broke
 Lockraemono: lich???
 MAPBoardgames: sickle
 itira: a lich in chat?
 SymphonySolstice: oh shit I blew my cover
vinopinguino: pick the right one ADAM
 niccus: why didnt you just give ben money
Kaaosa: i love your opinions but not doing anything based on them
 Lockraemono: get good
 hesterbyrde: That is actually the rule in my house. If you veto a suggestion, you have to make a suggestion
mulligan2six: Why don't you just tell me the movie you want to see!\
rustywir3s: You got good and don't need to use healing items
 BrowneePointz: wha habba!?
 Lockraemono: get bigger pockets I mean
Kaaosa: do it coward
 Lockraemono: clearly
 xantos69: I kicked a date out of my car for pulling that move.  She said "We can go anywhere you want", then proceeded to shoot down my first three ideas with a hard no.  I was done.
 betweenmyself: 
  RayFK: Oh I definitely thought he was doing it
trebuchetboy: Dude I love that Mickey clip
 BrowneePointz: Adam still needs to watch those Mickey Shorts
trebuchetboy: its the best
 SymphonySolstice: adam the wild thing is that market mall still exists somehow
UtilityPunk: "I want your input, but only if it's my favourite restaurant"  That describes a lot of significant others choosing dinner
 raulghoulia: do bigger
 TheDevil_Risen: boomer
 TheDevil_Risen: !
vinopinguino: you've had too much to drink bud
 Lockraemono: amalgam
 MAPBoardgames: You keep your inventory on your sleeve.
 Mr_Horrible: "That's 3 strikes"
  bv310: @SymphonySolstice It's a wild experience playing Magic Prereleases in the middle of a half-dead mall
 SquareDotCube: nobody's got a randoseru in this backwoods town
 Decaped: I love the music in this game.
 xantos69: I deserve better.  I don't want to play the "magically guess what I want then do that" game.
 SymphonySolstice: @bv310 if fabricland wasn't in there I'd never set foot in the place
vinopinguino: know your worth king
 Mr_Horrible: "I suddenly care a lot"
 e_bloc: got a dedicated third monitor just for twitch chat and this is great
 BrowneePointz: when someone asks I just give one or two hard nos to narrow down
 GasCityGaming: hells yeah!
 GasCityGaming: the Rainbow
  bv310: Sure is
 SymphonySolstice: no that's circle
 SymphonySolstice: circle had the rainbow
 betweenmyself: shoulda consulted the “Random Thing to Do” generator; gotta click through all them ads though
 BrowneePointz: I miss Aladdin’s Castle
 GasCityGaming: Yo o/
 lochnessseammonster: ooo we used to have the rainbow
vinopinguino: till you what now?
 SymphonySolstice: nothing brother
  bv310: There's threes of us!
 SymphonySolstice: the mini golf
 SymphonySolstice: only
 e_bloc: prob still there
 Mr_Horrible: where's the Aftericum Mall? 
  bv310: The minigolf that still exists
 BusTed: 
wojecht: Worst mall i've ever been to is the 108 Mall just outside 100 mile house
 SquareDotCube: honestly 9 out of 10 malls are sad these days
agentofsaruman69: @betweenmyself https://wtfsigte.com/
 SnackPak_:  gamba
 TheDevil_Risen: also im sorry but every time i hear the name of that place (tillicum) i lose it.
 TheDevil_Risen: though not as bad as some of the names of places down under
 Mr_Horrible: looks cool, too
rustywir3s: Hoo?
 Mr_Horrible: the last time I was in Bellevue
 SymphonySolstice: I think fabricland and the mini golf are the only things paying the bills in that place
  RayFK: Went last week
 TheDevil_Risen: there's literally a place down here called blackbutt
 BrowneePointz: thank Amazon
rustywir3s: Get Malled
 betweenmyself: @agentofsaruman69 well of *course* that’s a thing that actually exists
 SquareDotCube: can't live in a mall, for the most part
mulligan2six: You jerk off at the mall?
 Rhynerd: Funny enough, I've been visiting a mall pretty regularly this year.
 artdecosunburn: Malls are about the only place you can get a watch battery changed these days.
 Mazrae: Just went to an outlet mall last month
johnnylongtorso: and that's why Adam is banned from the Victoria Hudson Bay
 Rhynerd: It has a game shop i go to for Trench Crusade and another things
 BusTed: 
 Mr_Horrible: Kathleen voice: "Knife time"
 itira: the bay is gone
 SymphonySolstice: they all went bankrupt
 GasCityGaming: It shut down
 DiscordianTokkan: Didn't ALL of them close?
 awildshen: The Bay went out of business
 ladyjessica: the bay is gone
  Sarah_Serinde: It's gone
  Sarah_Serinde: Even the Eaton Centre one
 GasCityGaming: That's where out spirit halloween was this year lol
 TheDevil_Risen: aww cute robin
 Mr_Horrible: 10%
  Sarah_Serinde: I went through it when it was mostly empty and it was a weird feeling
wojecht: Bays 100% gone now.
 SymphonySolstice: canadian tire bought the name funnily enough
 Mr_Horrible: "Bay's gone. They filled it in."
 SquareDotCube: Spirit Canada
 BusTed: tru tho
 Mr_Horrible: okay 3rd Strike player
 itomeshi: Preach it, Adam!
 e_bloc: 100000%
 GasCityGaming: stoon had the mall with the lazer tag in it didn't it?
 HorusFive: Adam only speaks the truth
 Mazrae: I found out in a town about 20 min away from me, it has a radio shack
 NotCainNorAbel: When you didn't let people hang out people didn't go there
 BrowneePointz: that movie has lived in my head rent free for weeks now
 saucemaster5000: Adam, you have mended everything
 SymphonySolstice: ruckers still exists too!
Makrosian_Tay: I miss arcades SO MUCH
Sogheim: it costs $5 for a single game of pinball. maybe arcades should die.
 itomeshi: The mall is dead as a 3rd place.
 Lockraemono: u got my vote
 betweenmyself: I miss Aladdin’s Castle 
 SnackPak_: hell yeah
 Dog_of_Myth: Got my vote
BrindleBoar: a chicken in every pot, and an arcade in every mall
 HorusFive: You have my Ax!
 e_bloc: that reminds me, when I was a kid there was a SF2 machine at the beach and it had somehow gotten so fucked up that one button pressed shot guile's fireball
 RealGamerCow: My local LGS was keeping the local mall alive. They got priced out of their location and the mall was closed in a year
 MAPBoardgames: Every year, the Spirit of Halloween possesses a dead business, resurecting it for a few months.
 raulghoulia: as opposed to?
 BrowneePointz: 3rd spaces are mostly dead period in the States
Spades_Slicc: *roman senator attempting to connect changes in military strategy with the changing of architectural styles* " The death of the maul was the death of the arcade!!!"
 Mr_Horrible: what if my axe gets you more votes?
wojecht: "DO I look OKAY"
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: but my boat is worth more than 5 bux
 BrowneePointz: @betweenmyself Aladdin’s Castle, I can still hear the sounds
 Mr_Horrible: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 HorusFive: Oh- is that how it works
 BusTed: @Spades_Slicc 
Morrigan9: instructions unclear, sent 5 boats
 MAPBoardgames: I gave my $5 via Twitch
 TheDevil_Risen: pig kun
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 BrowneePointz: me choking on a chili dog
 xantos69: 500 Is this 5 dollars?
 Mr_Horrible: "HEEEEEERE'S ADAM (for leader of the free world, take a pamphlet)"
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 NotCainNorAbel: That's $5 US, so even better!
Sogheim: send y'all American singles, good luck spending them what with your dollar coins.
BrindleBoar: this long piece of wood is the pole, and the sharp bit of metal at the end is the litical
vinopinguino: ohsnap
 itsr67: buenos noches
 Mr_Horrible: damn, Hinako with the overhead
 betweenmyself: @sogheim are these American singles baptized? 
 MAPBoardgames: !secret
  LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always helpful.
IsSecretlyPaul: why does this schoolgirl got schmovement
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: that looks like the correct way so let's  not go there - gamers
 e_bloc: I wasn't going to mention it as a spoiler, but the people I watched fucked everything up with the kitchen knife
 glitched_goddess: ginsu putting in work
 Dog_of_Myth: 500
 BusTed: @IsSecretlyPaul she ran track 🙂
 SymphonySolstice: @GasCityGaming I don't remember any lazer tag, that may have been before my time
ButButTheJesus: plot? on lets nope?
vinopinguino: her "friends" are kinda dicks
 BusTed: and a naginata
 NotCainNorAbel: there is a hill, and it is ummm...it is being very silent, plus f
 NoxStryx: The mound or dirt is not loud
 BrowneePointz: that Fox is cap
 Larkonus: So you don't like Pina Colavas?
 QuixoticScrivener: You seem remarkably alive for drinking lava.
 NoxStryx: The mound of dirt is not loud
BrindleBoar: it was very kitsune, though
 couchboyj: Man, the lengths people will go to to het out of paying off a debt
thefightnerd: naginathing
Sogheim: so the protagonist caused this, right? somehow?
ghyllnox: From the beginning of the story it seems like this girl has had to learn to be tough bc her dad's abusive and her mom's passive
wojecht: The Sgt Schultz of paths
 MAPBoardgames: Canonically, she is a tomboy
 saucemaster5000: Old white dude thinking kids don't shmoov
 itira: shes got that hop skip jump
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 BrowneePointz: cuz she’s a Japanese Schoolgirl duh
 Mr_Horrible: her journal entry about her does say she does Track & Field
 BusTed: smh
 BrowneePointz: she had anime reflexes
 BrowneePointz: has*
 e_bloc: women should be athletes
 BrowneePointz: she grew up doing the Saitama workout
 MAPBoardgames: I find your lack of Faith, disturbing
 couchboyj: The famous track and field event, the 5 meter backwards dodge jump
 SymphonySolstice: gottem
 Mr_Horrible: that's a Fair Dinkum moment
vinopinguino: phrasing
  RayFK: Bro...
 xantos69: To be fair... I could have met a dozen pro athletes today and I would have had NO idea.  I don't follow any sports.
rustywir3s: What were they gonna do, not clap?
wojecht: Hopefully most backshots lead to nowhere
 lochnessseammonster: 
 BrowneePointz: that’s like when Trevor Noah punked everyone at the Oscars and said “white people have no idea what I’m saying right now” in Xhosa @loadingreadyrun
vinopinguino: huh
 Mr_Horrible: we're Bruce Willis?
 accountmadeforants: She's just gone to a farm upstate
Kaaosa: WHAT
 GasCityGaming: what, WAHT?!
Kaaosa: bro i was finally gonna watch that on saturday
vinopinguino: bruce willi
 MacbethSeemsSus: Bruce Willis was the ghost
 BrowneePointz: no Haley could see ghosts
 Dog_of_Myth: Bruce is
vinopinguino: no it was bruce
DMGlol: bruce willis is the ghost
  bv310: Wait, that guy with the hair was Bruce Willis the whole time?
macintose: bruce is th ghost
 BrowneePointz: Bruce is the ghost
 betweenmyself: no, Bruce was
 e_bloc: both
wojecht: bruce whillis IS the ghost
 saucemaster5000: You were the ghost
 HorusFive: Bruce Willis is dead?  How sad
rustywir3s: omg spoilets
Kaaosa: yes
 Mr_Horrible: you'll find out who's the ghost if you watch Castlevania, Adam
vinopinguino: hahah
Kaaosa: i made a deal with a demon and i have to
Kaaosa: or you die
 saucemaster5000: And yet...
 Lockraemono: climb over it
 BusTed: you should re-listen to classic pop song 'jizz in my pants' for the sixth sense reminder
 Lockraemono: bro it's so small
Kaaosa: o7
 Lockraemono: just jump it!!!!
 raulghoulia: my best friends 5 year old has starting calling people bro
 HorusFive: It's a 5ft tall fence.  These are teenagers.  Don't tell me that lock is stopping anyone
 MAPBoardgames: You could look for a key, or you could just hop the fence
 DrLigmaPhD: She did track not hurdling
ghyllnox: @HorusFive ^
 Mr_Horrible: "bwo"
 prince_infidel: You're all 16 & some of you are athletes. YOU CAN CLIMB THE FENCE
 BusTed: I heard a mom call her son 'bro' the other day
 Decaped: They spent all their money on that fence and none on their bats.
vinopinguino: i prefer unc lol
Kaaosa: real talk tho, when 6th sense was still in theaters, the local radio show did a prank call segment on some guy and in retaliation he spoiled the twist on the air
 DrLigmaPhD: She just sucks
Kaaosa: it was very funny to me
 accountmadeforants: @raulghoulia Just make sure you never hit them with the "nephew" or "lil bro" or they might start calling you "unc"
 BusTed: or does she truly not perceive her
 Mr_Horrible: the gatekeeping and girlbossing come later
thedevil_risen1: Unc can be (derogatory) tho
Spades_Slicc: Unc = caveman uncle
Spades_Slicc: like grug
Makrosian_Tay: "Unc still got it"
 saucemaster5000: As an Uncle, I assure it's incredible rogatory
vinopinguino: it just makes me feel like i have seniority
 couchboyj: Unc strikes me as a derogatory term usually said with affection
 MAPBoardgames: I think that the main character has been betrothed to marry someone in another town so she is going to move away.
 paulthemapguy: unc is only derogatory in the way that saying "you're old" is derogatory
 Mr_Horrible: it's basically just Old Head, afaik
 BrowneePointz: Unc used to be AAVE for Older Black Man who may or may not actually be related but is in your Family’s Sphere
 prince_infidel: Unc is AAVE & not derogatory
 BrowneePointz: and then it shifted
 MAPBoardgames: Either that, or she's gay.
 betweenmyself: my niece and nephew have taken to calling me by just my first name, which threw me a bit
 Mr_Horrible: so if you're having a boomer moment then unc is derogatory
thedevil_risen1: I still think it's sweet when my best mates kids call me uncle Tom tho
DMGlol: an on call fortune teller?
 saucemaster5000: Uncs get Degruncs
 RelwinEJ: Unc reminds me when people called each other cuz for a hot minute
 BrowneePointz: Cuz ALSO comes from AAVE
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hits you with the Benjamin
 SymphonySolstice: senor benjamin
 Mr_Horrible: "You will address me as MISTER Ulmer, or not at all"
 raulghoulia: there is a hierarchy
 e_bloc: but look what happened to uncle ben]
Sogheim: my niece doesn't call me "uncle" and it's totally fine
letsbelgo: Earned that title
 Darleysam: @e_bloc he got turned into rice 
 HorusFive: And then he keeps asking you for rice
 couchboyj: Do you ever make rice for your nephew?
 NoxStryx: The trick is to always bring him rice so he remembers you are uncle ben
 itomeshi: 'Hey Uncle Ben's Instant Rice!'
Kaaosa: uncle b-jammin
 Lockraemono: what if it gets attached to an insult like uncle fart
MTigress: unky ben
 tod_vom_himmel: i never put "aunt" or "uncle" before any of their names, always sounded so wierd
vinopinguino: crisamemums
 paulthemapguy: you didn't mentor Spiderman for years just to not get called Uncle Ben
thedevil_risen1: ^^^ they killed that brand
rustywir3s: nums
 vinewood_og: With great rice, comes great riceponsibility.
thedevil_risen1: And by they i mean #woke
ButButTheJesus: crysanthebums
 Lockraemono: nums
Kaaosa: @Lockraemono ivy the only uncle fart in here is you
 Jennie_Fuchsia: today 3yo nephew said Aunt Jennie is “big boss” and Uncle is “little boss”
 Lockraemono: I'm aunt fart ty
 Mr_Horrible: this bulletin talking like me
 DrLigmaPhD: Sponsored by Manscaped
 itomeshi: @thedevil_risen1 ah, it's Ben's Original now.
 Lockraemono: no wait
 SymphonySolstice: well Im pro fart
 betweenmyself: @jennie_fuchsia well that’s just cute
 saucemaster5000: wat
 SnackPak_: rip
 itira: i have some masterfully pruned chrysanthemums on my balcony thankyouverymuch
 Lockraemono: T_T
 BrowneePointz: Kaaosa next leveled your ass
Kaaosa: 
 Lockraemono: my friends don't know my name
 Mr_Horrible: that's mix
thedevil_risen1: Yeah. Cheer cheese will always be cool to me. Was the name of the company's founder
Kaaosa: @Lockraemono i've been trying to forget for 20 years
 saucemaster5000: @itira I do gotta show some of my new garden at some point, very proud
 BrowneePointz: Kaaosa hit Ivy with the Daigo Parry
 Lockraemono: I hear seinfeld music
UtilityPunk: I feel like you two would have a field day if you could rename chatters on this channel 
thedevil_risen1: Dam automod
 itira: @saucemaster5000 do share
 BusTed: no more pokemon cards on the playground
 Lockraemono: holy shit
 BrowneePointz: Anemone
 Lockraemono: that word is a mess
vinopinguino: they banned the pokemon cards
 itira: i actually do
 Lockraemono: nums
 BusTed: I believe itira
 DrLigmaPhD: chrysanthemommy
 Lockraemono: @DrLigmaPhD nice
 MacbethSeemsSus: me na me na
 glitched_goddess: soul read on a lock lmao
 BrowneePointz: the way that flower is serving that’s ChrysantheMother
 Mr_Horrible: game said 
 Mr_Horrible: tax fraud
Kaaosa: murder 2
 Mr_Horrible: calling it
vinopinguino: ayyyoo
 Omthebox: Tax evasion. I dont have to do anything.
 BusTed: most. things.
 ContingentCat: Tax evasion
 RatherLargeToad: Every human crime?
 e_bloc: rob a bank?
 vinewood_og: depends on the person
vinopinguino: plead the fifth
 MAPBoardgames: Friends help you move. True friends help you move bodies.
 DrLigmaPhD: Full blown political assassination
 saucemaster5000: Providing a Pirate with Provisions -- federal Crime
 SymphonySolstice: louvre heist
Himyul: don't say anything too incriminating
 SymphonySolstice: lets go
rustywir3s: They had it coming
 HorusFive: They had it comin'  We all know it
Spades_Slicc: That depends Adam, who'd you kill?
 e_bloc: shoplift for sure
 HorusFive: Whatever Adam says
 Mr_Horrible: tax perfect dodge
 frank_the_great: Ben as based as always
 Omthebox: Ben is the Jar
 BrowneePointz: Adam you’re so kind and gentle that if you were killing someone they 100% deserved it
Kaaosa: i wouldn't help you with tax evasion, but tax parrying maybe
 HorusFive: A little light B&E
 Lockraemono: spooky
 shendaras: No taking notes during the criminal conspiracy.
 Mr_Horrible: me, probably
 gualdhar: people who don't wipe down the weights
 paulthemapguy: that's a vote of confidence for Adam tbh. love to see it
 Omthebox: No they all died
 frank_the_great: The jar Adam
 HorusFive: Certain levels of Arson
 MAPBoardgames: Video killed all of them off
 raulghoulia: adam thinks hes video
 GasCityGaming: Adam 'vido' Savidan
 accountmadeforants: V-tubers already killed the radio star again
 saucemaster5000: Keep in mind political figures = assassination
 Lockraemono: huehuehue
 frank_the_great: Simply pick a random chatter
 NoxStryx: Bill
 HorusFive: Adam "I don't think about you at all" Savidan
Spades_Slicc: @saucemaster5000 But if he says Dick Cheney it's a joke
 paulthemapguy: "On a scale of petty arson to serial arson, how good of friends are we?" lol
Himyul: which LRR member is most likely to be a serial killer?
 accountmadeforants: I think it's more impressive
vinopinguino: adam "for me it was a tuesday" savidan
 SymphonySolstice: same level, just with more implications
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FuriousAmusedDoveBloodTrail-PvfqptMOkuMn6eij
 ContingentCat: Yeah assassination I'll help
 glitched_goddess: Arson, or how pirates talk to their male children
 saucemaster5000: Let's not
 NotCainNorAbel: @Himyul James, he eats cereal every week
 Omthebox: Assassinated means they did something to get it to happen. I think
 vinewood_og: based on the goblin mode snacks or just in general?
 e_bloc: beej and heather as a team
 frank_the_great: How about a heist from the Louver?
 Mr_Horrible: clearly it's Hugo, the clone of Bart they keep in the attic
vinopinguino: why is she being weird
 LostThePirate: C'mon that's easy, it's Bartleby
 BusTed: which clearly finished you off
Spades_Slicc: Maybe you died falling down the stairs
 paulthemapguy: she's ghastlighting you
 Mr_Horrible: probably not, no
 betweenmyself: did we die at the bottom of those stairs, though? 
  Juliamon: God no
 SymphonySolstice: dress as construction workers, easy
 saucemaster5000: Nah cuties
 itira: 
 e_bloc: maybe from a Tim Horton's
 Mr_Horrible: you're all funny but I don't think you're competent at that
 HorusFive: Commit- Yes.  Successfully- No
 frank_the_great: I believe in you!
 Mr_Horrible: hey that's stealing an hour
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends on the target
 Mr_Horrible: that's a heist
 GasCityGaming: I think you just wrote a crapshot
 accountmadeforants: CommodoreHustle LRR: Hell yes (but poorly). Real LRR? Lmao no.
ghyllnox: You can't even wash the dishes
 WiJohn: @NotCainNorAbel Even worse, he forces people to bring him the cereal he kills
 UltraVioletVodoo: that sounds like a good live bit pre record
jacqui_lantern234: HAI NERDS!!! 
 niccus: you would make it maybe three hours before getting caught
 MAPBoardgames: This sounds like a Commodore Hustle script
 NotCainNorAbel: I think it would be fine but then the GVLOG would be released
 virgil82: I imagine it'd go like the second last episode of Friday Nights.
jacqui_lantern234: reminder that yall are loved within measure 
 HorusFive: Wasn't that the plot of the most recent Friday Nights arc?
 saucemaster5000: you heard it
 glitched_goddess: how reliable is sticking to shooting schedules? lol
 Mr_Horrible: that you're not a contortionist?
 gualdhar: that would be an amazing Commodore Hustle episode
 e_bloc: I think Ian would do something super crafty that would fail
 vinewood_og: How high is Alex's lockpicking stat?
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 HorusFive: 
 MrSarkhan: 
 SymphonySolstice: LOL
 Mr_Horrible: goddamn
 vinewood_og: @NotCainNorAbel that's so good
Kaaosa: statute of limitations expired
rustywir3s: lmao
 SnackPak_: blat blat
 HorusFive: 
 hesterbyrde: The statute of limitations will pass
 BusTed: Just lighting him up
 Mr_Horrible: he has a CHILD
 Mr_Horrible: spare the man
 MacbethSeemsSus: Smart waiting for the statue of limitation. No, I was just editing.
 frank_the_great: Passed the statute of limitations
 e_bloc: can we at least assign each LRRer a trope from Ocean's 11
ghyllnox: 
  Juliamon: what if someone sends the Louvre jewels to Mail Time
 Decaped: Considering how they recently stole from the Louvre, I think LRR could pull off something similar
 ContingentCat: after statutes are done the gvlog dropps
 SymphonySolstice: @Mr_Horrible more reason he needs the money
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 lamina5432: LRR escape to Oceania
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Alex is explosives
 frank_the_great: Alex is gadgets
 UltraVioletVodoo: beej is the mastermind
 NotCainNorAbel: Wheeler is the distraction
 hesterbyrde: Paul is tech. Like usual
 MacbethSeemsSus: What's Ian driving as the getaway car
 Mr_Horrible: just a lil anatomical guy
 itira: just a lil guy
noSmokeFire: get away driver in a tiny car is a good bit
 SymphonySolstice: little peeled man
 saucemaster5000: Congrats ben, the contortionist
 DaFhaye: Who's the muscle?
 glitched_goddess: 100% it’s going to jump
 RealGamerCow: what the Dandadan is that guy
 hesterbyrde: Horse joke
 lamina5432: Cory the grifter
 SnackPak_: Graham is the face
 BusTed: who's the face
 xantos69: Wheeler has all those magnets.
 e_bloc: who is the face
 BrowneePointz: Paul is the Guy in the Chair
  bv310: I feel like Kathleen is the guy you put in the safe
 DrLigmaPhD: Adam if the fall guy
thedevil_risen1: Wheeler telling the horse joke as the distraction
 itira: eewww
wojecht: That little Lad love Berries and Cream
rustywir3s: ewwwww
 SymphonySolstice: 🚫
 Mr_Horrible: 
 accountmadeforants: Zested man
 HorusFive: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FurryAdorableTireCoolCat-rNZRS_rANa05aLXI
 Mr_Horrible: Adam's clearly the muscle
 GasCityGaming: Adam is the muscle
 gualdhar: Adam is the muscle
 e_bloc: that was lee majors
thedevil_risen1: Adams surely th3 muscle
 prince_infidel: 
 BrowneePointz: well we found the worst possible way to tell someone you’re circumcised
 WiJohn: Well he's not going to tell you Adam!
 e_bloc: Ben would definitely be the guy who goes into the server room
 saucemaster5000: adam isn't the muscle he can't fight for shit
  bv310: Paul's the George Clooney
 Mr_Horrible: Paul's probably logistis
 e_bloc: I want Paul as the face
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben and Paul together
vinopinguino: paul will be the acrobat
 Mr_Horrible: *logistics
 MacbethSeemsSus: New super meat boy is weird
 frank_the_great: Would you volunteer to get through the laser beam hallway?
KWardJenx: Paul's the face
 Thefluffiestguineapig: James and Beej are logistics
 hesterbyrde: You're implied muscle.
 itira: says the guy whos never been in a fight
 Mr_Horrible: Paul's the rival heister sneaking through the laser grid to "La Menthe"
 BusTed: put up your dukes
 SymphonySolstice: don't need the muscle if you have the SPIRIT
 MAPBoardgames: If you need to plan a heist, I'm sure Serge would tell you about when he was a professional bank-robber.
 NotCainNorAbel: Adam would be the fall guy because he can say 'I don't know what happened' really well
 frank_the_great: Squabble up
 ManWithTheMask13: <message deleted>I heard there was a cornball on this stream
vinopinguino: that old timey stance
 raulghoulia: what would your guns snames be?
 HorusFive: @frank_the_great Heist movie lasers?  Or Resident Evil movie lasers?
 glitched_goddess: Adam gets in a fight and tries to shoryuken
 BrowneePointz: Wheeler or Ben is most likely the Muscle
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 frank_the_great: @HorusFive Specifically the lasers from Sonic 3
Morrigan9: who rents the work ladder and High Viz
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 WiJohn: You can call my name!
 Mr_Horrible: Hinako "The Hammer"
rustywir3s: oooooooooh
 BusTed: 
 circusofkirkus: Peter Gabriel time
 MacbethSeemsSus: Peter Grabiel acquired
Makrosian_Tay: And we called him "big sledge"
 MAPBoardgames: I wanna be...
 glitched_goddess: hammer time
 HorusFive: Wake up babe- new weapon mechanic unlocked
 BrowneePointz: if I HAD to pick a LRR member that’d Donnybrook some folks in a Heist it’s Wheeler or Ben
 Decaped: That stencil tutorial art is sick
vinopinguino: Triple Hinako
 SymphonySolstice: the windup on that
Kaaosa: gave them the el kabong
 e_bloc: there's only like three LRRers who can drive, so who would be the getaway guy '
 frank_the_great: It felt like that guy was minding his own business
 saucemaster5000: The splorash alone
 SymphonySolstice: save and then try
 BrowneePointz: Adam and Ben do a Rage Room for LRLive let’s go
 Mr_Horrible: maybe even a sweet katana
 lamina5432: LRR needs to do a rage room
 BusTed: do you think the boss drops a sick beat
 NoxStryx: Boss weapons!
Kaaosa: i can drive
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Kaaosa: don't see me bragging about it
 saucemaster5000: Okay but "drive"
 frank_the_great: There was a whole show about it!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think Cori
 NorthstarTex: chat can drive
 Decaped: Never commit two crimes at the same time, Ben.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ben's the only one who gets busted, for driving without a license
 e_bloc: I honestly didnt think any of those people could drive
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Graham can drive
 Mr_Horrible: oi gov you got a loicense fuh that?
 lochnessseammonster: i do not
 NotCainNorAbel: Serge can drive
saweeks: only commit one crime at a time
 HorusFive: @NorthstarTex Chat can only turn left.  So we're ok as long as we're doing Nascar or something
 itomeshi: M-m-m-multicrime combo
 e_bloc: but should Serge drive
 Kramburger: Nono, one crime at a time
MTigress: pull a heist during desert bus. it's the perfect alibi
 e_bloc: Serge would be the wildcard
 betweenmyself: Adam’s legs too long to reach the pedals comfortably 
 Mr_Horrible: Serge can drive but he's always going 1 exit too far
 hesterbyrde: Serge is the lookout in the coffee shop across the street
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I know the Graham thing because he told the story during DB about driving Kathleen to the hospital during labor
 RealGamerCow: didn'tSerge have a truck license at one point?
BobROE: Wouldn't Ian as the driver, show up in a weirdly impractical car?
 SymphonySolstice: what are your chances of success if serge drives the getaway vehicle
rustywir3s: lmao
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Heal?
 vinewood_og: Brooklyn 99 style heist during desert bus would be incredible
 Mr_Horrible: "I've solved your puzzle, you have no power!"
 BrowneePointz: Ian’s just the most likely to pull Baby Driver shit if the chips are down/raced motorcycles
 BusTed: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ADAM NO
 Mr_Horrible: scawy
 tod_vom_himmel: were they okay
 BusTed: got there
 SymphonySolstice: davinkey
Boon_33: Belopa
 Mr_Horrible: I appreciate it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Diffrenkey
rustywir3s: davrinkey
 Mr_Horrible: Ben, scarecrows don't move
 frank_the_great: The scarecrows are back on the escalator
 BusTed: I heard some pattering
 BrowneePointz: as much as those two’s schtick can get a lil annoying they’re at least Good Dudes
 Mr_Horrible: I mean if it's like *this*, IDK
thedevil_risen1: Nani?
 Lockraemono: nami
 frank_the_great: Trainquest: Japan
 NotCainNorAbel: I'm worried if I go to Japan I won't want to come back
Spades_Slicc: "Find a way out" as if you aren't in a room with normal windows and doors and you're holding a sledge
 NotCainNorAbel: I would think that getting the visa would be tough
 BrowneePointz: and now they’ve passed legislation on Influencers
 Mr_Horrible: LRR:  LRR, Japan: 
vinopinguino: yeah her friends suck
 Mr_Horrible: calling a curse "a spiritual hit" from now on, thank you Ben
 MacbethSeemsSus: G's chicago to Boston train vlog was cool
 NotCainNorAbel: pot holes are slightly different on a train
 ContingentCat: The prairies are really big is the only issue
rustywir3s: pay an Etsy witch assassin for a spiritual hit
Kaaosa: uh oh a puzzle
Kaaosa: they're f'd
 paulthemapguy: Is Fibonacci now Fibonacky?
 Mr_Horrible: @Kaaosa "VOD watchers skip ahead" etc etc
 Mr_Horrible: where's the exploding heart on this puzzle box?
Kaaosa: nice eggplant
 DiscordianTokkan: Eggplant emoji
 Mr_Horrible: 
thedevil_risen1: We're dead???
 SymphonySolstice: le gasp
 Mr_Horrible: we've been her long-lost twin, Binako, this whole time 
vinopinguino: her friend suuuucks
 NotCainNorAbel: why not both?
 MAPBoardgames: I don't think we're dead. I think we are moving away to be married.
 frank_the_great: If everyone's a ghost, is no one?
 Kramburger: Apparently pretending a student is 'dead' is a thing among Japanese teens
rustywir3s: only fans
 Joecool190: its a bullying thing
Spades_Slicc: No that's a real thing some kids do for bullying
 prince_infidel: It's a real bullying thing
vinopinguino: that sounds like some cruel bullying shit
 xantos69: It is a weird form of bullying they do sometimes.
 Omthebox: Its a thing
 HorusFive: No.  Kids are just aweful to each other
 frank_the_great: I remember seeing that in an anime called Another
  Juliamon: Every country has its own child bullying culture
vinopinguino: so effed
 Decaped: Social ostrazation happens in other countries too.
 Omthebox: There are even whole anime about it.
thedevil_risen1: That's messed up
 Mr_Horrible: turns out teens in EVERY culture are bastards 
 NotCainNorAbel: kids are fucking awful
 SnackPak_: yikes
 lamina5432: there have been anime leaving flowers on peoples desks
 RatherLargeToad: the kids ain’t alright
mulligan2six: Good news Adam. You are not a Japanese teen.
Makrosian_Tay: Lewd
 DiscordianTokkan: Can we club this girl over the head already?
 wiganlass: that’s an extreme version of being sent to Coventry
  Juliamon: You weren't a bully
 Mr_Horrible: were you Japanese as a kid?
 MacbethSeemsSus: When Adam was a kid, growing up in Japan
 DrLigmaPhD: I decked the kid who bullied me in gradeschool and I shit you not the principle said he deserved it
 ManWithTheMask13: I'm free, I'm reformed
 hesterbyrde: iceouts? We called it the Silent Treatment.
 e_bloc: never heard of it, but im 40
  Juliamon: Also it's something that happens more to girls. Because patriarchy.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No because I suspect I was that kid
 wiganlass: yep being sent to Coventry where no one would speak to you
vinopinguino: everything has to be about ice with you canadians huh
 BrowneePointz: yes had that happen a few times
 ManWithTheMask13: I remember getting the silent treatment by "friends"
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 Mr_Horrible: it's the 3 sakura, specifically, yeah
 Mr_Horrible: heyya raiders
Aly_Rei: Pokémon Z-A
 SnackPak_: call his bluff
 wiganlass: I had a woman in her 40s giving me the silent treatment
 itira: 
 Lockraemono: 
 Mr_Horrible: oh cool
 e_bloc: hes done it before, dont try him
rustywir3s: Generic keys are fine, you don't have to pay for name brand
Aly_Rei: How's Silent Hill treating you guys?
 vinewood_og: Silent hill treatment
 NoxStryx: It wouldnt ask how your day was, it's Silent
 Decaped: Silent Hill G: Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss.
 frank_the_great: Small coffee, black
vinopinguino: get me some fries at least
Aly_Rei: How dare Silent Hill not bring home some nuggies for the boys!
 betweenmyself: Silent Hill asked us where we wanted to eat, and when we told them, they said “No, not that place.”
 MacbethSeemsSus: Stops for food, but puts it in an exotic puzzle box you have to solve everytime
vinopinguino: frosty and fries duh
 kumatsu: no Baconator?
wojecht: Daves double
Spades_Slicc: Wendy's aint worth eatin
 vinewood_og: No Wendy's, DIVORCE
 MAPBoardgames: Hmmm... Keys which unlock keys
 itira: spicy chimken sammich
 lamina5432: don't forget the frosty
 shendaras: Not enough bread
rustywir3s: Baconator? I hardly know er!
vinopinguino: so cruel
 xantos69: To be fair... all kids are psycho.
Spades_Slicc: Dang this person really doesn't like Rose Lalonde
vinopinguino: thats why they got all those ghost kids there
UtilityPunk: Oh yeah, rural kids anywhere are really mean
 hesterbyrde: Their spicy chicken sammich is pretty good.
 SymphonySolstice: a&w top tier
 SquareDotCube: Does Canada get the boo books?
  Juliamon: And now you understand why chuuni is a thing... anything to dissociate from reality
 couchboyj: Wendys has the best fast food breakfast, and it aint close
 vinewood_og: @couchboyj those wedges!
 saucemaster5000: the cheeseburger is the best mcd burger
 Mr_Horrible: interesting, I've never had wendy's breakfast
Aly_Rei: Wendys has some of the best fried chicken sandwiches
 SymphonySolstice: mcd's breaskfast burrito is great
  Juliamon: Wendy's didn't even HAVE breakfast the last time I was at one
BrindleBoar: wrong locker
 Mr_Horrible: LOVE a breakfast crunchwrap from taco bell tho
 RealGamerCow: I had the wendy's honey chicken biscuit and potato wedges
  Juliamon: what do they even do
UtilityPunk: McDonald's hashbrowns + Tim's sandwich ftw
 DaFhaye: Hardees has best breakfast
 Mr_Horrible: there was a name Aoi Takeshi on that locker
 lamina5432: I get a stomach ache ever time I have mcy D's
Spades_Slicc: Wendys is trash because the company refuses to work with the fair food program, thereby working to keep farmers earning poverty wages
 Decaped: there should be more lockers
 paulthemapguy: it was just a few years ago when Wendy's got a breakfast menu, right?
 awildshen: I fuck with a Mcdouble
BrindleBoar: I dunno, the name on the locker was AT, the 377 note said TT
 wishiwassleeping: Dairy Queen’s hash browns are better
 saucemaster5000: an opinion about fast food
 saucemaster5000: internet
 e_bloc: 4 mcdoubles, large coke
 paulthemapguy: [currently fucking with mcdoubles]
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 doing some modern art, I see
myknorman: I get a nice McCrispy after I play hockey. It has its purpose.
 Mr_Horrible: fountain sprite all day
 Mr_Horrible: shit slaps
 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible I'm tired man
 SymphonySolstice: fountain sprite fr
 DaFhaye: Oh Taco Johns is also really good
  Juliamon: Wendy's was my first job and we had a power line go down shortly after open once, and man I WISH we'd had a breakfast menu at the time. We all had to just stand around in the dark eating cold nuggets because we didn't want to toss em
vinopinguino: mcdonalds coke is like
vinopinguino: god tier
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 nah I applaud the deconstruction
The_Timo: mcgriddles went hard in college
Lobo_Apache: mikey Ds uses more syrup in their dricks so makes sense
UtilityPunk: Honestly, fountain drinks are a good way to find fuzzies in your drink T.T
PhuzNutz: Truth
 hesterbyrde: My hangover recovery is Bojangles... tenders, fries, biscuit and a sweet tea the size of my head
 Mr_Horrible: DQ's hot food has always been deece-to-good
 SymphonySolstice: dairy queen good
 BusTed: hot eats, cool treats
MTigress: of all places, Del Taco has the best fast food burger i've ever had
 Mr_Horrible: they never told a lie
wojecht: DQ buster bar
chianeko: Is there Culvers in Canada?
 BusTed: 🧓
 protojman: gimme dat cookout
Lobo_Apache: My Texan is showing with Whataburger being just the best burgers/chicken/fries
 BusTed: Nothing but net
vinopinguino: flip that blizzard upside down
 saucemaster5000: I will defend Busted
 paulthemapguy: no Culver's in Canada. but they have my favorite mushroom swiss burger
 couchboyj: Wendys breakfast is relatively new.  They have seasoned potato wedges instead of hashbrowns and the sammiches have croissant buns.  The maple bacon chicken croissant is my go to.
 BusTed: @saucemaster5000 ty
wojecht: DQ fries ass f tier
 GasCityGaming: my BOY!
PhuzNutz: DQ Braziers yo. Very hit or miss since they are franchised.
Kaaosa: "you gotta go to bumblefucks, bro - best burger within 3 miles of me and all others are bad"
 Mr_Horrible: @couchboyj hmm, I may have to go get breakfast at my local one sometime, that sounds solid
 Decaped: Are the burgers in Canada the same as the ones in the US? I doubt the recipe is the same.
 itira: @wojecht *unsubscribe*
 hesterbyrde: Those are so so so good.
The_Timo: Coffee crisp double double was goated
 Mr_Horrible: it's p bad, yeah
 hesterbyrde: My favorite candybar is a Take 5
 lamina5432: hershey from the factory is goos
PhuzNutz: Bee-Bops in Des Moines, Iowa is the best fast food anywhere
 PhlibbertyGib: TIL the aren't any Harvey's in BC
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We do
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hershey chocolate in the US is unhealthy water
 Mr_Horrible: I'll scarf that trash tho
 Mr_Horrible: but it's not great
adept_nekomancer: Clearly I need to try Canadian chocolate.
 saucemaster5000: Chocoshit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's got so much corn syrup added and it's ASS
 niccus: hershey's cookies and cream is a big favorite for people bringing candies abroad
 e_bloc: white chocolate is just yogurt anyway
BrindleBoar: we got the vomit chemical in our chocolate, it's true
 CaptainCoriale: yeah the ascorbic acid is an acquired taste as well
 SymphonySolstice: we got one harvey's here
PhuzNutz: wet buns?
 xantos69: Some kind of "Harvey's Trays" joke?
 ContingentCat: Harvey's is good
 lochnessseammonster: harvey's is good
mulligan2six: Last trip to Harveys ended in food poisoning for me
 MAPBoardgames: US's chocolate proves just what you can do with plastics.
Kaaosa: if someone told me they were getting me something from "the subway of burgers" i would ghost them
 SymphonySolstice: I just had harvey's last week
vinopinguino: damn barz
mulligan2six: Got me there
 Omthebox: Always say that with such confidence
PhuzNutz: So soft jays, got it (:
 paulthemapguy: food poisoning victim blaming is not what I expected lol
 Mr_Horrible: "Lose this number"
 vinewood_og: @Kaaosa Isn't that just Five Guys?
Kaaosa: "hey man i tried to swing by your house but it burnt down??" "...."
 lochnessseammonster: had harvey's on halloween... my sister and i got deep fried pickles and dipped them in my chocolate shake and it was great 
PhuzNutz: @lochnessseammonster how drunk were you?
vinopinguino: heh heh heh
 lochnessseammonster: @PhuzNutz stone cold sober but it felt like being drunk lol
 SymphonySolstice: sawce
 MacbethSeemsSus: sweeeeeet sauce
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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UtilityPunk: Oh yeah, Edmonton has so many sawcy good donair places.
 ContingentCat: Sweet Donair?!
 betweenmyself: I miss Lyon’s Restaraunt, but I think that may have mainly been a Northern Cali franchise 
vinopinguino: sawce
 SymphonySolstice: ?????
 NotCainNorAbel: whaaaaa
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
 Dog_of_Myth: ???
 lochnessseammonster: 
 PhlibbertyGib: Donair sauce: Imagine mixing garlic with sweetened condensed milk
 MAPBoardgames: I get it
 xantos69: NO. SUCH. THING.
 Mr_Horrible: no, I know what nicole means, it's just a funny way to say it
 ContingentCat: What?
  Juliamon: I get it
 circusofkirkus: "it's not bland enough"
  bv310: According to a buddy of mine from Halifax, the sweet sauce is legit just sweetened condensed milk, garlic, and vinegar
 Mr_Horrible: it just means it's too strong
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I think I get it
Kaaosa: i'll take all the flavor that nicole didn't want
 MAPBoardgames: I disagree with it. But I get it.
 MacbethSeemsSus: "I hate how flavorful this stock is?"
 frank_the_great: My steak is too juicy
 saucemaster5000: I can explain this but it's tedious chef stuff
Omnipotrevor: too strong might be more accurate
 Mr_Horrible: that concentrated umami missile
 InconsiderateHat: Nah mine ends up pretty concentrated when I make bone broth, I get it
 Dog_of_Myth: !venga
  LRRbot: I can feel the Venga Bus coming in the air tonight, oh Lord.
  Juliamon: It's too blunt, not nuanced or delicate
aClonedPickle: i bus bus
 SymphonySolstice: love bus.
 RealGamerCow: too umami. toomami
 betweenmyself: Bus Bus
  bv310: Bus! Bus! Bus! Bus! Bus!
 HorusFive: Bus Bus
 ContingentCat: !venga
  LRRbot: Quoth the Raven: "BUS IS COMING"
 MAPBoardgames: !dbcountdown
  LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 14 Nov 03:00 PM PST (9d, 19:47 from now)
 SpoonfullOfSugar: Bus is coming
 Mr_Horrible: kinda an appropriate week for that clue
 MAPBoardgames: AOI
UtilityPunk: She like the bus, we like the bus. Desert bus approaches!
 Mr_Horrible: john madden
 betweenmyself: Owie! 
 CaptainSpam: Oh, so that was actually bus, and not just swearing a lot during Desert Bus.  Gotcha.
 paulthemapguy: John Madden?
 niccus: oiiaioiia
 BusTed: red light
 MAPBoardgames: Nope seems fine
 Mr_Horrible: scarecrows aren't real, Ben 
vinopinguino: wheeping angel ah
BrindleBoar: Aoi is AOI, Asakura is BUS, TT is 377 (someone speak up if I'm wrong)
 RealGamerCow: keep in mind, the charafcter is staring at the direction the whole time
 Mr_Horrible: Hinako with the super armor damn
 Mr_Horrible: GLADIUS
 MAPBoardgames: Melee build 4 life!
 Mr_Horrible: that counter's so sick
Kaaosa: ultra instinct?
UtilityPunk: I guess the f in the title means "fighting game"
vinopinguino: we did in middle school
 DaFhaye: This high school student is scary
 Omthebox: <message deleted>I passed notes in class but we wrote in Matoran
  bv310: Kids are all about notes in the school where I teach.
The_Timo: I was a note narc
 betweenmyself: gotta him em with that HHH sledge attack (hand cupped over the head, driven into the belly)
 NotCainNorAbel: I did once and my "gf" sort of made fun of it
  Juliamon: My friends group was so heavy on passing notes that we had a dedicated *notebook*
  bv310: They can't be screenshotted if you get them passed back
UtilityPunk: We did sound grenades so the teacher wouldn't hear 
 Omthebox: <message deleted>Bionacle letters
vinopinguino: hahah
 SymphonySolstice: LOL
 vinewood_og: o7
BrindleBoar: 
 BusTed: hell yeah om
vinopinguino: lmao
 hesterbyrde: @Juliamon We also had the dedicated notebook!!!
Makrosian_Tay: o7
 frank_the_great: o7
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 SnackPak_: well earned o7
 Mr_Horrible: Blue's ears are burning somewhere
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7 NOOOOOO
 BusTed: hero
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7 
 MrSarkhan: o7
 Aceviru: o7
 WiJohn: o7
 ContingentCat: o7
 lamina5432: o7
 vinewood_og: "Take a lap."
 HorusFive: o7
 thatguysteve2709: Holy shit
vinopinguino: based
 Mr_Horrible: Om you have my respect
 e_bloc: o7
Boon_33: o7
 LostThePirate: o7
 Mr_Horrible: o7
 BusTed: I knew it sounded famliiar
BrindleBoar: alright well there's the code
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's what it is I'm pretty sure
 paulthemapguy: I used to write notes backwards so my friends had to read it through the paper
  Juliamon: hesterbyrde I still have some of em too!
 MAPBoardgames: Someone didn't think you'd check
 MAPBoardgames: AOI
 rxpalindrome: we also did that, its a one for one replacement cipher and bionicle had an adventure game at the time that made you learn it to solve puzzles anyway
7gorobei: 401
 BusTed: gotta 1337 it up
 MAPBoardgames: 6969?
 paulthemapguy: aoi = blue in Japanese
 kumatsu: 404, locker not found
 gualdhar: who would name their kid owie
 prince_infidel: 1337 speak
vinopinguino: pemdas not needed
 LostThePirate: @BusTed I'm a grocery cashier, and I still snicker a little at a $13.37 total, heh
The_Timo: You think they hired a linguist? lol
 BusTed: @LostThePirate I would too
 paulthemapguy: Bionicle is a name I haven't heard in maybe 10 years
 SymphonySolstice: real lang as opposed to conlang
 kumatsu: all language is made up, Adam
 rosesmcgee: If the answer had been Klingon would they have gotten timed out?
 MrSarkhan: 377
 BusTed: It's just a simple substitution right?
 DiscordianTokkan: 377
vinopinguino: just use your sledgehammer to break the locks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @paulthemapguy We've discussed it on other LRR shows in chat before, don't ask why I know this
UtilityPunk: Matoran is like Klingon for kids
 HorusFive: We have a sledgehammer.  None of these locks would survive a good swing
UtilityPunk: All the cool ones know it
 ContingentCat: Some are more made up than others
Himyul: why bother with combinations when you're literally holding a hammer?
 MacbethSeemsSus: How long do you think future archeologists will try to crack simlish?
 lochnessseammonster: bad
 itira: empty. i was one of those people who just carried everything around.
 kumatsu: I had one of the tiny lockers, it was 2 textbooks and that's it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ADHD stated
  Juliamon: itira same
 vinewood_og: You literally have a sledge hammer, lock's natural predator. What are we doing here?
 Mr_Horrible: cleeeeeean, baby
 lamina5432: I used my bag more then my locker
trebuchetboy: I never got a locker
 hesterbyrde: @itira same. My locker was in a very inconvenient place, so I just carried everything.
 SymphonySolstice: I had like a mirror in there and that was it
vinopinguino: i had a bottom locker and i never used it. carried all my crap in my backpack.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There was no food in mine
 ContingentCat: Yup same as Ben
 Mr_Horrible: I just kept books and my backpack in there, carried everything else in my trapper
trebuchetboy: School didnt have em
 MAPBoardgames: BUS = 865
 RealGamerCow: my friends and I had an escalating battle of nasty stuff put in each others lockerrs.
 RealGamerCow: so we all just started carrying everything around
  Juliamon: My locker was for my coat.
 SymphonySolstice: 505?
 Mr_Horrible: this one took me a bit
vinopinguino: 911?
 frank_the_great: SOS = 505?
 lochnessseammonster: one time i lost a bottle of lemonade in my locker that i discovered at the end of the year and brought it home and my mom sipped it and thought i had bought alcohol from a friend 
 MAPBoardgames: AHH?
 wiganlass: uk don’t have lockers
ghyllnox: AIE?
 BusTed: bless
vinopinguino: lets goooo
 SymphonySolstice: 
 MAPBoardgames:   
 Mr_Horrible: a cry for help all right
 shendaras: 
vinopinguino: DONOTCUM
 SnackPak_: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's GOOOOOOOO
 BusTed: wait what's the downside
 MrSarkhan: 
 kumatsu: I'll have what HE'S having
 Mr_Horrible: All Star plays in the distance
 MAPBoardgames: One slot!  Not giving it back!
 glitched_goddess: did Ben just orgasm?
 electra310: Edged
mulligan2six: Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: SomeBODY
rustywir3s: someBODY
 lamina5432: and the regret after beating it
 niccus: <overencumbered noises> <overencumbered noises>
BrindleBoar: BUS, 865?
 ContingentCat: So much for no nut november
 BusTed: we made do with what we had
 NotCainNorAbel: Somebody once told me that my inventory going to rule me
 BusTed: and what we had wasn't clever
  Juliamon: ContingentCat no, Nut November
vinopinguino: 6 is U
PhuzNutz: You have a hammer in you hand...
skintbint: keep missing these streams, been super busy recently, how far into the game do we reckon we are?
vinopinguino: in the note
 Decaped: 
 ContingentCat: @juliamon 
 MAPBoardgames: !venga
  LRRbot: To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield to the oncoming Venga Bus. 
Kaaosa: why are you breaking into kids' lockers
 e_bloc: 8675309
Kaaosa: questionable behavior
 paulthemapguy: this key dummy thicc
 BusTed: 
 Mr_Horrible: 2fer
 vinewood_og: In Japan, scroll dooms you!
Kaaosa: dick bunter
 Mr_Horrible: Dickie Balls
 SymphonySolstice: dick sisler?
 MacbethSeemsSus: It was your quiz
 paulthemapguy: Dick Sizzler
 NotCainNorAbel: Pete Buntting
The_Timo: bundt?
mulligan2six: Richard Buntsworth?
 glitched_goddess: dickie buntington
Kaaosa: i think it was dixie rekt
 circusofkirkus: YATTA
 itsr67: the vid rules
 circusofkirkus: classic!
 SnackPak_: the old internet
 kumatsu: Ben stop making me feel old
 Nigouki: holy shit
letsbelgo: Come on ben
  Juliamon: That sure was 2000s internet
 kumatsu: Yatta!
 saucemaster5000: generational gap there
 hyperialguard: *doing the cactaur jig*
 BusTed: this is old school
 MAPBoardgames: Green Leafs
 CaptainSpam: IRRATIONAL EXUBERANCE?!?
 hesterbyrde: oh christ yes
 Mr_Horrible: that's before Adam left Online
 Nigouki: Adam dredgins up early 2000s
 Joecool190: load it up
 SymphonySolstice: pause the game
 LostThePirate: What?!?! BEN!
  Juliamon: Everyone hold up, it's time for Yatta
 itira: get yatta here Ben
letsbelgo: Pause this shit
 vinewood_og: reverse uno card
 CaptainSpam: Gieef Lives!
 DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, pause the game
 circusofkirkus: time for an educational stream
 hyperialguard: Vintage meme
 betweenmyself: Yatta Yatta Yatta!
 DaFhaye: Really?
 Rhynerd: Yatta break?
adept_nekomancer: It was like 20 years ago
 DiscordianTokkan: Mandatory Yatta! time
Kaaosa: pretty sure ben wasn't alive for it
 DaFhaye: Wow Ben
 kumatsu: this was like, pre-newgrounds flash animation
 paulthemapguy: Ben was 9
 CaptainSpam: Oh, the actual Yatta video, never mind. 
 glitched_goddess: guys dancing in tightie whities with fig leaves on their crotch
 MacbethSeemsSus: Damn, that memory came out of nowhere
 Nigouki: G! R! DOUBLE E! N! LEAF!
 SymphonySolstice: girl is thirsty
 betweenmyself: cmon Ben, random shots of Collin Mochrie
 LostThePirate: We need a post show podcast tonight to show it to Ben
 CaptainSpam: After you see the real video, look up "Irrational Exuberance". 
vinopinguino: this chick suuucks ugh
 CaptainSpam: We didn't eat QQQQSSSS...........I
 SymphonySolstice: locking her in here, calling it now
 gualdhar: here's the thing. why are you trying to bully someone in a life and death situation?
 JKBalch: Damnit, not the fox
ghyllnox: "Cmon, get in on the bullying, I'll be your girlfriend!"
vinopinguino: fox bf here we come
 Omthebox: I'm back from my jealousy timeout. 
BrindleBoar: @gualdhar someone with a lead pipe, and the willingness to use it
 MAPBoardgames: I think all the girls want Shu. But he has it bad for you.
 circusofkirkus: can we have a mid-show podcast
 kumatsu: time for midroll podcast
The_Timo: Post podcast podcast
 SnackPak_: mid-roll podcasr
 lochnessseammonster: just all show podcast
 Joecool190: yeah, what's confusing about that Adam?
 lamina5432: just a 3 hour podcast
 QuixoticScrivener: I'm okay with podcast
 itira: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 couchboyj: I'd tune in for Goodnight Moonbase
 betweenmyself: @gualdhar potential lack of consequences if things go to far, perhaps?
 niccus: it's all a mid show podcast
 LostThePirate: Hell yeah
 vinewood_og: @couchboyj MoonBased
 betweenmyself: *too far
 Mr_Horrible: I wouldn't mind a codpast (repast of cod)
 GasCityGaming: Goodnight moonbase is a combo of 'goodnight moon' and  'go the fuck to sleep'
 circusofkirkus: we need Gremlin Hours with Adam & Jordynne
vinopinguino: ben and adam in the morning...NIGHTS
 lochnessseammonster: good morning with james and goodnight with adam
 Mr_Horrible: streamer tuck me in and read me a bedtime story, please
 electra310: James doesn't insult us and shoot us like you, it's not the same
 lochnessseammonster: ben is always there
 MacbethSeemsSus: Alright, who remembers the Bionicle adventure games that used to be on the Lego website?
 saucemaster5000: When you give the viewers exactly what they want
 lamina5432: there is now a good 1 spot after good morning moon base
 betweenmyself: Let’s Nope: AFTER DARK
 NotCainNorAbel: We could try Decent Afternoon with Adam
 MAPBoardgames: The purifying water had too much taste
 hesterbyrde: who does his nails?
vinopinguino: skill issue
 Mr_Horrible: 
 JKBalch: Repeated head pats lead to CTE
 prince_infidel: All men are trash in this game
 Mr_Horrible: show toilet
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 itira: eeew dont show toilet
 paulthemapguy: just like Kathleen re: Ariana's stool pose
 MAPBoardgames: @prince_infidel Not true! Some are horrifying meat-monsters.
 Mr_Horrible: naginata problem
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 itsr67: +2
 Mr_Horrible: 6/110
 Mr_Horrible: oops, 6/10
 Mr_Horrible: much different fraction
 betweenmyself: Fox boyfriend is just the other end of the bullying spectrum from pretending we’re dead.  Getting us to drink lava, I mean really?
 Dog_of_Myth: I've got naginata problems but a fox ain't one.
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
 NotCainNorAbel: Found the German Judge
 Omthebox: Inflation even hit the Jokes
 SymphonySolstice: the russian judge
 MacbethSeemsSus: Yep
 JKBalch: Fox boyfriend is making a lot of assumptions without asking a question.
 betweenmyself: Can’t open the door?  Triforce 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, he just said "you saved me, so now I will save you by leaving your current form" so he's going to kill us is my guess
 gualdhar: says the PoE player
 gualdhar: how many fucking currencies do you have in your stash slammer
 Omthebox: Its useful
  Juliamon: never trust a fox god
BrindleBoar: does it though?
 BusTed: mmhm
 saucemaster5000: holy shit
 MAPBoardgames: To Glaive! it means to bluff, then stab them with a big spear!
 saucemaster5000: I've never head someone lie that hard
 kumatsu: like 6 or 7 my dude
 GasCityGaming: feed me the Divine's bro
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 saucemaster5000: oh this is a pot calling the kettle nvm
 BusTed: valorstones are just alt tax
 SymphonySolstice: rat king baby
 DaFhaye: I believe there are currently 9 currencies in WoW
 Mr_Horrible: it's da baby, gotta love 'em
 lamina5432: the hop scotch makes it creepy in a good way
 kumatsu: wow I can't believe they stole sanity attacks from Bloodborne 
 MAPBoardgames: Why does Inari-sama have school lockers in his house?
 Mr_Horrible: every leisure activity is flipping switches
 Mr_Horrible: you ever looked at a kid's toy? All switches
 Mr_Horrible: maybe a knob or 2
 MacbethSeemsSus: @MAPBoardgames Anyways....
 lamina5432: no in real life I have that too
 paulthemapguy: Push button to advance plot
 DaFhaye: You don't do that IRL?
 JKBalch: Humans love switches and levers
 MAPBoardgames: I saw Saw and saw too much Saw
 Mr_Horrible: it's almost like there's context clues 
n3ther: we embrace a little suspension of disbelief when gaming
 betweenmyself: Fry walking into “phone booth” in 1st episode of Futurama
 Mr_Horrible: that's the first season with no Cavill, right?
n3ther: Liam hemsworth
 GasCityGaming: hemsworth
vinopinguino: hemsworth
n3ther: the brother
 itsr67: there's a s4 of the witcher?
 itira: 'lets fuckin go'
  Juliamon: The Other Hemsworth
 MacbethSeemsSus: The other Hemsworth
 saucemaster5000: welp
 vinewood_og: 3rd best hemsworth
 GasCityGaming: it's more witcher if that's what you want
 GasCityGaming: it's fine
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Witcher went downhill immediately after S1 when the writers went off the rails
 lamina5432: I wouldn't blame liam, more the director and stroy writer
n3ther: I think people are extra down on it because the actor is different
agentofsaruman69: all of the seasons of the witcher are pretty dogshit, tbqh
 hesterbyrde: he had some less than awesome stuff to sya during the MeToo movement
n3ther: daaayum that's a wild thing to say lol
 hyperialguard: It is an honor
 Loa_Ayizan: That's just the correct opinion
 GasCityGaming: If he wanted you to play a space marine is his live action 40k series?
Makrosian_Tay: There is DEFINITELY some Flood noises from Halo mixed in there
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 vinewood_og: (Does the arm gun reload.) Well, I guess this is happening.
 Mr_Horrible: I do love monster of the week stuff, yeah
 Manae: He would just force a Warhammer 40k game out of you
 Fancy_frenchman: Electrolytes
  bv310: I miss a good monster of the week show
 BusTed: brawndo
adept_nekomancer: Water?  You mean like from the toilet?
n3ther: ya I just want to see the witcher slay monsters and adventure around
 vinewood_og: Top Tier Documentary
 xantos69: That movie rules.
 glitched_goddess: water? like from the toilet?
 QuixoticScrivener: but I already live in the US
saweeks: we're living it
 reptile___: sorry, living in it
 hyperialguard: Too busy living in it 
ludusprime: does it hold up?
 saucemaster5000: just watch lost skeleton of kadavra
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Idiocracy is genuinely a better system than we currently have in the US
 MacbethSeemsSus: We have RFK Jr giving health advice....
 Lysander_salamander: I just get tired of people claiming that it's prophetic
 uneactrice: the name beef supreme lives rent free in my mind
 RealGamerCow: Someone said "We're doing worse than Idiocracy in the US, the president found the smartest person around and listened to them." 
 GasCityGaming: As a current Albertan.... yeah.... yeah
 niccus: it's... maybe a bit eugenicist
ghyllnox: Living the nightmare my guy
adept_nekomancer: "If you think this apartment is messy, you should see the one downstairs".
 Mr_Horrible: Canada's motto is now "...you guys seein' this shit?"
 SnackPak_: half baked
 vinewood_og: Half Baked
Morrigan9: half baked
UtilityPunk: Yeah, education funding does wonders, but it doesn't fix dumb entirely
Kaaosa: high chappelle
 MrSarkhan: half baked
EngineBeast: The shoes they used in the movie that were supposed to be the dumb looking shoe. Those were Crocs
 RealGamerCow: I think about the car with the giant dildo on it from Idiocracy a lot
 saucemaster5000: Don't give dave chapelle money
ghyllnox: Grass browner on the other side huh
 MacbethSeemsSus: This horse is a diabetic!
 vinewood_og: I have quit jobs that way
 RealGamerCow: Harlan was so good in that
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 fortunately old ass movies easy as hell to pirate
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, I'm falling asleep so I'm closing chat to start to fall asleep.
  Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig don't have weird doll nightmares
 paulthemapguy: Half Baked, man. That's how I want to quit my job. "Fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you..."
 Lysander_salamander: congrats on that, TheFluffiestGuiineaPig
 itira: @Mr_Horrible Mr Horrible confirmed pirate
letsbelgo: aw man
 Mr_Horrible: @itira I'm actually dogshit at pirating stuff, ngl
 itira: @Mr_Horrible Mr Horrible confirmed dogshit pirate
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Nope, just about the case we had in clinic today and the situation in the hospital that they inflicted on her to refer her to us
 MAPBoardgames: You'll pay... $5
 Mr_Horrible: (the writing suddenly turns erratic)
 Mr_Horrible: oh god I love that dub
 itsr67: oh man
 otakubox0: oh THAT scene LOL
 MrSarkhan: Oh that's so good
 itsr67: TOUCH ME
 itsr67: touch me HARDER
 hyperialguard: Dub with the spirit of a shitpost
 Lysander_salamander: I sort of wish Killer Instinct had a spinoff game like this, where you're playing as Hisako.
Morrigan9: oh that one
  Juliamon: It got picked up and they LNDF'd it
 itsr67: the og dub was horribly dry and uninteresting
 lamina5432: the first abridged kind of
 itsr67: the jp dub
 UltraVioletVodoo: oh, i watched that, it is freakin funny
 itsr67: whouldyouliketohearaboutourlordnandsaviorjesuschrist
 Mr_Horrible: got that Hinako-pan
 frank_the_great: If it were me, I would have dodged that
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Have you accepted jesus christ as your savior OH THIS IS A DEAD END" is a hell of a juxtaposition
Himyul: he's got footsies
 MAPBoardgames: Secret apeshit tech!
 DaFhaye: @MacbethSeemsSus I was thinking the same thing
mulligan2six: Wall combos
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
 SymphonySolstice: git....gud
 Mr_Horrible: meanwhile, back in the Otherworld
 HorusFive: Nelson got gud.  There's a difference 
BrindleBoar: jaybis!
 lochnessseammonster: well fighting games are hard ben 
 Mr_Horrible: our inventory's so clear now
 Mr_Horrible: @HorusFive holy shit
 itira: 
 vinewood_og: He's mashing!
 Mr_Horrible: "Still waiting for Ben to figure out this locker combo"
 couchboyj: Ben still talks to the skelaton for 45 minutes every week before booting up the game
 GasCityGaming: what's that in?
 Mr_Horrible: "Maybe learn to play the game, sweeties"
 Mr_Horrible: now they're subtract-offs
 vinewood_og: What???
 MacbethSeemsSus: oh no....you'll have to play your class.....
 DaFhaye: It's been a wild time trying to get rid of all my addons
 GasCityGaming: maybe i'll try it again, i buy 3 months every few years
 Mr_Horrible: benjamin
 Mr_Horrible: be nice
 betweenmyself: 
 lamina5432: a lot of toxicity in dps meters
 Mr_Horrible: smile emoji
 DaFhaye: WoW will still have DPS meters
BrindleBoar: secret meters
 GasCityGaming: my BF recently introduced me to FF14 it's been fun so far.
 Mr_Horrible: real talk, games like that need a proper granular way to measure your performance
 DaFhaye: They are building it into the game
 Mr_Horrible: but people will take anything as an excuse to dickwave
n3ther: about time
roastbeefsandwitch: How does this game fare on the the Resident Evil 1 (great) to RE 6 (punching boulders) scale?
n3ther: 99% of players were using them anyway
n3ther: in the past
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: RE5 was boulder punching
 itsr67: re5 was punching boulders
 DigitalSeahorse:  bnuy 
 Mr_Horrible: RE 6 was the 4 co-op campaigns, yeah
 itsr67: fake fan spotted 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 MAPBoardgames: Meeester! Kennedy!
  bv310: RE5 is Chris! Roger! Chris! Roger!
 Mr_Horrible: Agent
 itsr67: HUNK
 BusTed: Agent
 Rhynerd: Agent.
 Mr_Horrible: I loved Agent
BrindleBoar: Generic Manley
 SquareDotCube: RE6 was man fellating giraffe
 Mr_Horrible: @itsr67 how fucking dare you
 betweenmyself: RE8 “I’M THE BEST!”
 itsr67: 
 Mr_Horrible: do not slander Hunk's name
 Rhynerd: nah. HUNK has some actual character
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Rhynerd: Agent just existed, and not even entirely.
 BusTed: ggs ggs
 Mr_Horrible: I look forward to seeing this happen many more times
 Decaped: RE6 criticism would have been way different if that idle dialogue at the very beginning was just in the game normally.
 MAPBoardgames: there was a lamp on the other side too
 DigitalSeahorse: 
roastbeefsandwitch: Point being, where is this game in the scale of "over the top nonsense" to "actually pretty good"?
 ContingentCat: I love lamp
 UltraVioletVodoo: with a giraffe being your fursona adam do you identify with the RE6 Logo?
 Mr_Horrible: sure
 JKBalch: good... sure
 xantos69: The form said I had to fill in SOME kind of animal...
 DiscordianTokkan: "Am I alive Now?"
 Mr_Horrible: so yeah there's a note in this section that says she's deathly afraid of the dark
 BusTed: ^
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Mr_Horrible yikes
 Mr_Horrible: Otherworld be messed up, kids 
 DaFhaye: Damn those are some powerful screams
 Mr_Horrible: for Da Vin Key
roastbeefsandwitch: I mean, that's one cosplay goal. albeit at after hours, I suppose
 WiJohn: I'm beginning to think you may not be the good guy
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 MAPBoardgames: Are we the baddie?
mulligan2six: You did it all for the new key?
 Nigouki: is this the toxic yuri people talk about these days?
 ContingentCat: Doing it for the vine
 HorusFive: "bidding farewell"
 lamina5432: reddit post time
The_Timo: The protag in a silent hill game is sus? weird
 saucemaster5000: If you can't identify the asshole in the room...
 vinewood_og: Teenage wasteland blares
 DaFhaye: Nah she deserved it
 couchboyj: The protagonist is the asshole, in a Silent Hill game?  Couldn't be.
Makrosian_Tay: I mean, do YOU think you could remain unaffected by ghosts and gore piles attacking you and fucking you up on an HOURLY basis?
 BusTed: time for the longest commercial break
 Decaped: Hinako is more like 14-15 than 17.
 hesterbyrde: Time is fun when you're having flies
 lamina5432: gnight
 Mr_Horrible: another Tuesday another Dubloosday
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Mr_Horrible: a Swollen Member?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 hesterbyrde: Thank you so much for the stream y'all. Appreciate you both.
 Aceviru: Another Ben day down
 Mr_Horrible: uno mas nope
Boon_33: thanks for the stream!
 Mr_Horrible: pog
 vinewood_og: Uhhhhhh
 SymphonySolstice: uhhhhh
 ContingentCat: Thanks Bentha
 Mr_Horrible: 
 lochnessseammonster:  
 MAPBoardgames: 1hr 07m when game launched
agentofsaruman69: make ben  watch yatta
 paulthemapguy: "nyeh" -Joey Wheeler -Ben Ulmer
 Mr_Horrible: Woki Woki
 lamina5432: waky waky adam
 shendaras: 
 lochnessseammonster: ooo i actually get to watch!
 Mr_Horrible: Broadcast Signal Intrusion?
 betweenmyself: Let’s Nope Checklist.  One Hour Podcast: Check.  Multiple Chatters Shot: Check and double check.  Minimum 90 Mins of Gameplay: Check.
 HorusFive: Nelson kicks in the door "I heard you been talking **** about me!"
 DigitalSeahorse: KItties!
 Mr_Horrible: Death Stranding 2 looks different
Makrosian_Tay: Make sure you turn that censor on
 GasCityGaming: i've tried it, it's fun!
 DigitalSeahorse: I love your masked kitties shirt!  
 MAPBoardgames: My cabbages!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oops all Cabbage Merchant
 Mr_Horrible: can't wait for Nelson to hit Ben with a perfect knuckle combo next time he comes into the office 
 DaFhaye: Mai looks so good
 lamina5432: azula?
 Mr_Horrible: @DaFhaye yeah, that card looked like a really cool design
ImmortalLen: COuld be the sword master
 SymphonySolstice: the triple tod
 Mr_Horrible: HUH
 hyperialguard: Feastin'
 saucemaster5000: I MISSED
 saucemaster5000: I don't even wanna
 saucemaster5000: look
 DigitalSeahorse: where did Ben get his shirt?
 SymphonySolstice: dabits
 Aceviru: 
 itira: D:
 lochnessseammonster: thanks for the stream! night all 
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 ohhh, okay that makes more sense, I didn't even realize. Just blame Tod
 LostThePirate: That math ain't mathing
 rosesmcgee: ggs
 vinewood_og: YATA
 paulthemapguy: that was a very good rat simulator impresion
 itira: okbyyye
Makrosian_Tay: Thanks for the stream!!
 LostThePirate: Yatta!
 DaFhaye: have a great night all
 SymphonySolstice: yatta!
 Omthebox: o7
 ContingentCat: Byeeeee thanks
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the show, lads   
 DigitalSeahorse: yatta
 DaFhaye: Yatta
 kumatsu: BACON
 DaFhaye: Can't believe Ben didn't know
 vinewood_og: yada yada yada
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SquareDotCube: muda muda
 DiscordianTokkan: Yatta!
TomatoKigu: Greenleafs yatta
 DigitalSeahorse:  a bunch of guys standing with fig leaves
 Nigouki: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUOwbcdZozQ
 SnackPak_: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pr-WUa8eEs
 Joecool190: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUOwbcdZozQ
 LostThePirate: Chat rising to the challenge
 Joecool190: yesssss
 vinewood_og: YattaPod
 circusofkirkus: this is it
 MAPBoardgames: All the GreenLeafs are Japanese comedians
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhehe
 LostThePirate: YES
 Nigouki: HAPPY GO LUCKY
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh the memories
 BusTed: hit that chorus
 SymphonySolstice: yatta! yatta!
 Mr_Horrible: it hits
 circusofkirkus: 
 Nigouki: Ben you were like 10 when this dropped
 DigitalSeahorse: this is a fun highlight
 SnackPak_: still bangs
 Mr_Horrible:   
 Aceviru: 
 Nigouki: Released April 4, 2001
 Mr_Horrible:   
 uneactrice: ok. but pineapple pen next!
 DiscordianTokkan: byeee
 vinewood_og: 
 DigitalSeahorse: byeeeee
 MAPBoardgames: What a good secret podcast.
 LostThePirate: Thank you for indulging us!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 LordZarano: やった is Japanese for "hurrah! yay! I made it!"
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