Slots & Daggers || Is This Your Card?

 Marvoleath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler and his every expanding list of card based games, now in digital AND physical flavours! Game: Slots & Daggers) at Tue 01:00 PM PST (1m from now).
 Marvoleath: ‘Egg arena’ mode 
  Juliamon: 
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  TXC2: Gods finally the stream loads
  TXC2: Hello everybody
  TXC2: just spent the last 20 mins trying to make any twitch stream or vod play and couldn't 
 tdapenguin: @TXC2 you are here now! that is great!
 lightfut: It's time for breeze beef!
  TXC2: tdapenguin  thanks
firehawkzoa watched 3 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
  TXC2: here we GO!
 goatprince: okay wheeler, do it right
  TXC2: Hello Wheeler
aug_med: LETSGO
Dr_fragenstien: Gambling! I'm in!
Dr_fragenstien: Is this your slots?
  TXC2: skins
 lightfut: We call that crack a pack
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 goatprince: which matt
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Dr_fragenstien: jokes on you i dont leave my house
chaoswarpmypants: $5 for Breezy Beef lets goooooo
 BraveOthello: Damn I was just checking the exchange rate to see how much to bring you
 GhostValv: 
Y2A_Alkis: If I forgot giving you 5 Euros in Amsterdam, do I have to give you 10 the next time? Or do the german foils I gave you balance it out?
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 goatprince: yo what level you on bro
odium_chlorite:       
 neisan2112:     
  theambivalentagender: 
  TXC2: hello Raiders
 TheAinMAP:    
 chrono2x:    
 matthaus_c:      
  TXC2: thank you Wheeler
  Bengineering:  
 Statist42:     
 accountmadeforants:  
 chrono2x: Combined Ben/Serge raid!
 MrSarkhan:   
Faytheless:    
 Aceviru:    
Jensling:   
 brieandbacon:   
MorganteMaggiore: it's the circle of streams
 malsareus: it's a schoolbus
 dolphgrim: Weeeee no one wants to take responsibility of us!      
 malsareus: gotta oil your daggers more Wheeler
 Marvoleath: Wodan shield? I thought he was known for a spear
 accountmadeforants: 
 brieandbacon: E G G
 tehfewl: E G G
 goatprince: e g g
 goatprince: moneymaxxing
 Marvoleath: so, is crit 3 of the same? 
 goatprince: egg: scrambled
 accountmadeforants: If Stun means they don't get to act that seems pretty strong. 1/10 chance per hit to timewalk
 goatprince: it's a morth,,,,
MorganteMaggiore: oooh.. yeah it's kinda ambiguous the die on the right
Y2A_Alkis: I'd rather go for Lethghol, thanks.
 BusTed: 
 tehfewl: too much econ
 goatprince: moneymaxxing,,,,,,,,,
realbadatthis_: You can sell by pressing the x icon on the lower level then selecting the perk to sell
 glitched_goddess: running the neoliberalism strats
  TXC2: no money max? what happened to you Wheeler?
 e_bloc: have we considered a Baldur's Gate stream for is this your bard
Dr_fragenstien:  3 cents for a quick kill
 goatprince: cheese 'em!
  TXC2: maybe I'll get to see that and not have the stream or firefox mess up on me 
 goatprince: the moth is casting thunder at you
 GhostValv: sheesh
  TXC2: EZ money!
ItsRott: you can only sell when you have more than 3 items in your slots
Dr_fragenstien: that would probably break the game if you could roll the same thing every turn
  TXC2: the ham Mer Goblin, part mermaid, part Pig, all goblin brat energy
Dr_fragenstien: we'll hold you to it
 goatprince: cringe
 e_bloc: now you did it
  Juliamon: Matthew
drp3p3r77: Is this the same folks who made Balatro ??
  TXC2: cringe is other people having fun
MorganteMaggiore: in this game rolling for the symbols is random or it can be timed?
  TXC2: !clips
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   Anubis169: cringe is not an expletive
 e_bloc: cringe together or you will meme alone
 calculated_uncertainties: Matt is in chat and on stream?! Madness
Dr_fragenstien: holy cow two wheelers?!
noSmokeFire: our vision is based mainly on movement
OneArmedGeodude: It's the same picture.
   Anubis169: because it's gouda
ballesta25: Ammo is expensive
SnowBuddy18: it seems like a pretty gouda power up
 goatprince: wwwwwOAwwwwwwOAwwww
 Myrniss: hah. Twitch has messed up on my end. It says this stream is the MTG pre-pre-release
 goatprince: okay so, cringe,
   Anubis169: Myrniss: ctrl-f5
 e_bloc: now that's in my head too
   Anubis169: dammit matt 
Y2A_Alkis: Alright, who is on clip duty to make a crit compila- oh, hoisted by his own petard yet again.
Dr_fragenstien: banana
 Myrniss: @Anubis169 yep, i just found it funny 
  TXC2: Myrniss  could be worse, you could have just not have any stream or vod load like had 30 mins ago 
   Anubis169: Myrniss: was it your card?
 Mattmitchell45: We stan
 lightfut: We have big Mike here too?
 e_bloc: wait margaret thatcher is in this game?
 goatprince: woaw
 Myrniss: refreshed fixed it
aug_med: mid game patch
 tehfewl: same
 2Flower: serving kun.
Y2A_Alkis: The moon? I can't count that high.
 e_bloc: ooooh ba na na
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/QuaintPricklyTapirUnSane-H5ICX6qOV6DGCK4B
 goatprince: you're slipping. on the double banana.
Dr_fragenstien: hey, it's wheeler!
 couchboyj: Go double banana!
Jensling: Seems to be a "remove" rather than a "sell"?
 lightfut: Big cleaves!
Jensling: at least it seems free, unlike in most deckbuilders 
 e_bloc: "what are you going to do, kill me" - Ben Wheeler, last words
MorganteMaggiore: to be fair this stream is called is this your card
Bruceski: Everything is cards the same way everything is Kicker
 Lord_Hosk: Ben Wheeler, noted Card Liar
 goatprince: a card is like anything that has a defined image on its surface that you play with.... right
 goatprince: Checkpoint
Dr_fragenstien: lrr stream?
noSmokeFire: rhythm cafe is called house of lies for a reason
 e_bloc: its Rhythm Cafe and not close
 e_bloc: @noSmokeFire this is my reasoning as well
 ContingentCat: Rhyum Cafe has a house of lies
 goatprince: i won't even say it
 couchboyj: I'd say Let's Nope, but Adam would never give chat shit.
 e_bloc: Ian and Heather love saying things that aren't remotely true
noSmokeFire: can't wait to cut my steak with my poison blade
 Strebenherz: Watch and play, the griefing of Alex by graham
 goatprince: egg so green
MorganteMaggiore: but ben, this game is called slots and daggers, not slots and shields
nyc_mtg: same type attack bonus yep
 ContingentCat: ol' whatshisface
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ConsideratePoliteHornetKappa-0Q2Zp6u3LDWiPVQT
 ArtDecoSunburn: Michael Chiklis.
 e_bloc: that bald guy
 frameshifty: was that MIchael Chiklis
 e_bloc: yeah
 Lord_Hosk: No, Chicklets are a gum
 ArtDecoSunburn: He was on The Shield.
 ArtDecoSunburn: Yup.
 frameshifty: dennis franz and david caruso were both nypd blue I think
 e_bloc: he was one of the two principles IIRC, I forget the other
 e_bloc: oh yeah Walton Goggins.  that guy is one of the greats actors of all time
 Mattmitchell45: Dennis Franz was the one who showed his ass on NYPD Blue
 ArtDecoSunburn: CCH Pounder was on "The Shield." And "NCIS: New Orleans."
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 goatprince: Goggins is a superb last name
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Mattmitchell45 And "LA Law."
 e_bloc: his work in the righteous gemstones is S-level, although Edi Patterson steals the show
ToppHat: @goatprince Walton?!
 goatprince: nice !
MorganteMaggiore: bless you
 goatprince: cringe
 Marvoleath: played the game for 30 mins, already washed, smh
 goatprince: eat the money
 2Flower: poison is normally great, but the queen of snakes heals herself and cures it
 tdapenguin: when i heard this game's name on an 'upcoming' segment, i was curious what it would be ..... now i see that the name is very much what's inside the tin
 e_bloc: did we ever play the slot machine landlord game
 tdapenguin: oh, i'm not complaining! it is a fun lil' game. but i somehow had expected something different?
 e_bloc: well you play as the tenant
Jensling: "Luck be a landlord"
  TXC2: right lets see if I get to watch this stream without firefox crashing on me 
 avjamethyst: didn't you create and become the landlord of the slums in stacklands?
 FurthestChunk: this mf didn't draft spider-man
 ArtDecoSunburn: "Tenant Simulator." Balatro, but you don't own the cards.
 Marvoleath: !card rent is due
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 brieandbacon: Ben "Slumlord" Wheeler
noSmokeFire: that's what a slumlord would say
 Strebenherz: Gottem
Dr_fragenstien: luck be a landlord is fun, I'd recommend it, it's not as bleak as it sounds, I think you'd like it
 couchboyj: One o them thar self hating landlords.
Jensling: Ben "Mao was right about landlords" Wheeler
 e_bloc: "Dan DiIorio developed Luck Be a Landlord after being inspired by Slay the Spire and freeware for Windows 98. He described himself as a "recently radicalized leftist" and, after moving into a new apartment, had been pondering why rent was necessary."
drrek0: We got so lucky to be able to buy my uncle's old house when he moved at a very reasonable price
 Natimus_Prime: If I ever won the lottery, my nerd mansion would have an entire wing of 'guest suites' that I would rent out to folks for the low price of "dust the shelves in the library."
 ContingentCat: there's a reason cats won't shut up about him
 e_bloc: even a dead dictator is right twice a day
SnowBuddy18: @Natimus_Prime 1 nickel per year rent
  TXC2: so the kind of rent that the Royal family has? 
Rowanno1: Morning mate, more Riftbound in the works? Loving the game
 2Flower: Yeah, the first boss completely negating one strategy is kind of a thing
 Marvoleath: how dare the boss heal, healing is for players!
 e_bloc: studies have shown that screaming increases viewship by 12%
 2Flower: you can spend your chips on power ups for now and then refund later when you have enough to get the actual wheel power up
 e_bloc: it wouldn't be a slot machine if it wasn't rigged
 Jigokuro: It rounds up
  TXC2: "on crit, two crit!...aww cherry?!"
ToppHat: they call him the high wheeler
 accountmadeforants: In the final stage they make you write an essay about the story 
 dolphgrim: @ToppHat *sensual schemer
ToppHat: THE BREEZY BEEF
ToppHat: I thought it was the Canadian Avenger
 e_bloc: Bob Dylan
 Natimus_Prime: Does the Cemetery Guard protect the dead from grave robbers, or protect the grave robbers from the dead?
 dolphgrim: @ToppHat The Sensual Canadian Beef
ToppHat: oh baby
  TXC2: the Canasian
superdude097: @e_bloc He is very specifically NOT Bob Dylan
 glitched_goddess: the Canasian Beefvenger Boy
 lightfut: White Latino Asian avenger
 Jigokuro: That entire episode was a laugh riot
 accountmadeforants: I do really like these skill checks
 ContingentCat: 
Manitu_25: LMAO
 e_bloc:  
 accountmadeforants: If only you had five extra bucks
 tehfewl: Wheeler tried to extort an additional $5 from me at MC Atlanta
ToppHat: just watching it
 dolphgrim: @tehfewl 😮
ToppHat: i feel the good brain juices
 dolphgrim: @tehfewl That's our boy!
 Mattmitchell45: Has the degen spectre of Q-Up come up on the stream yet?
SnowBuddy18: grind people's organs?
 tehfewl: i do respect the hustle
 Marvoleath: hey, circus is put together with bread for a reason
 Mattmitchell45: Coin Flip E-Sports queuing
 Mattmitchell45: yup
 ArcOfTheConclave: In this game you either Q or you up
 Mattmitchell45: Til I Continuum
 dolphgrim: "this heart is really good" is exactly what the monkey said, actually
  TXC2: he Qs on my Enterprise D until I boldly go
  TXC2: or something
 dolphgrim: @TXC2 😆
 2Flower: going infinite
SnowBuddy18: I think it does if you chain sword into bow, or bow into sword, but not sword into sword or bow into bow
Jethrain: when it didn't before was just because the enemy died
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SnowBuddy18: that's just from watching though, I haven't read the powerup
 2Flower: Wait until you get three different symbols that automatically reroll in themselves in the late game. Then it just goes nuts
 goatprince: just got back from getting a cuppa, is Wheeler no longer cringe or are we going to have to endure
 goatprince: what was your favourite musical, streamer
 goatprince: all the boys get worked up when i'm around 
 rentar42: narrator: "he did in fact no go infinite".
 goatprince: both
 goatprince: oh uh
 goatprince: don't
 goatprince: were you hedes
 dm818: Hadestown is great
 frameshifty: way down, hadestown!
 goatprince: hades*
  Juliamon: my sister is obsessed with Hadestown
 goatprince: were you jesus
  TXC2: !break
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 dolphgrim: I bet he was a Pharisee
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Wheeler
realbadatthis_: night txc2
 tdapenguin: good night, @TXC2 and better luck with twitch tomorrow!
  Juliamon: like, enough that she needs a separate binder for her Hadestown playbills
 tdapenguin: @Juliamon wowza. i am impressed by her dedication
 dolphgrim: @Juliamon 😮😮
  Juliamon: I'm pretty jealous of her
 dolphgrim: I don't even have one binder. 😭
  Juliamon: she even got one of them signed by a few cast members
  Juliamon: her discovering that the Northeastern Corridor Amtrak is actually quite efficient certainly helps
  Juliamon: a few times a year she takes a 3-day holiday to NYC and sees like, 5 shows
  Juliamon: and in between that she does Broadway in Boston
 goatprince: Wheeler and i talked during the break and we've both come to terms with how cringe he's been. everything's fine now.
 tdapenguin: i'm happy for her that she's found something she so enjoys @Juliamon
  Juliamon: she's been planning a trip to London so she can see some West End shows, but that's a little up in the air with... how things are
 goatprince: it's fine now.
Jensling: @goatprince Did you learn who he played in Jesus Christ Superstar?
 DiscordianTokkan: Gonna die to this egg
 tdapenguin: @goatprince but you got a cuppa recently, told us about it, and didn't get us anything, so i'm not sure how good tings are between you and me right now......
 dm818: we call this build the 401k
 goatprince: Wheeler played Mr Bible
 lightfut: Money please
n3ther: does this game give dangerous levels of dopamine?
 tdapenguin: @Juliamon i wish her patience and good luck!
 2Flower: Technically yes but it goes so fast that kinda no
 tdapenguin: heyya chat, i'm gonna go put the kettle on, anyone else want a cuppa?
 goatprince: a cuppa this man's piss
Dr_fragenstien: it seems like the order is randomized, so it doesn't look like you can control it in any way that matters
 goatprince: to quote adam, anyway
 tdapenguin: @goatprince i'll leave that to you and adam.....
 tdapenguin: don't think you want it warmed up anyways
 goatprince: Wheeler. we talked about this.
  Juliamon: reheated piss...
 tdapenguin: i prefer drinking zero piss
n3ther: how about no piss mhm
 SnackPak_: warm piss has to smell worse
 goatprince: 0 calerie piss,
 goatprince: piss with stevia,
 CaptainSpam: What about new Piss Zero(tm)?
 ArtDecoSunburn: Is "Zero Piss" calorie free?
Dr_fragenstien: I think drinking cold piss is uncanny. At least if it's warm you recognize it for what it's supposed to be
 Marvoleath: !findquote piss
  LRRbot: Quote #3817: "I want this kid's piss!" —Adam [2017-01-07]
Invitare: then why are you telling us?
 goatprince: cringe,,,,,,,
 2Flower: don't think the ax is where it's at
realbadatthis_: Aspisstame
 FurthestChunk: twitch chat isn't people
Invitare: Paul's going to fire you. 
 loufghyslaufey: "eggs?"
 SnackPak_: Paul will have Beej do it
hella_qh: If he fires you, who's gonna drink the piss?
 loufghyslaufey: The eggs be t7rning on the Cowboy  ?
 JKBalch: Adam
 CaptainSpam: If you're firing Wheeler, you're really taking the piss.
 NoxStryx: What's this? Only one ben, and no cardboard?
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 tehfewl: not enough block
 dm818: It might be the axes
SnowBuddy18: critical 0
 goatprince: scream and shout, let it all out,
 Mr_Horrible: "I got an idea" *immediately perishes* is a classic of these games 
 brieandbacon: Wait, we were meant to be believing?!
 brieandbacon: I was over here hating
Jensling: I believe in it, I believe in its ability to timewalk itself several times 
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letsbelgo: haters ball
 2Flower: so basically this is five color good stuff
realbadatthis_: 5c zubera soulshift
 goatprince: okay but are they single
 Mr_Horrible: my + key is broken
 Mr_Horrible: sorry pal
 FurthestChunk: +1
 Mr_Horrible: 
 goatprince: mnuuy
Y2A_Alkis: rule 104.13
 goatprince: that's gambo!
letsbelgo: skilled
 brieandbacon: Did you try believing?
glitchyF: now if you had less cards... 
EnglishGrinn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 128 months!
 EnglishGrinn: Came into frenetic Wheeler panic
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nutt_goblin: me gambling: hell yeah. Me losing my gamble: what the frick, this sucks
 loufghyslaufey: All that for five dollars?
 tdapenguin: tea's done -- here's some for those who want it (sorry that they're musical tea cups but those are the only sort I have)        And for Matt, here's some  
 lightfut: Hold onto that feeling
 Mr_Horrible: Magic: the Damaging
SnowBuddy18: it's magic
 goatprince: you can't... reduce their attack can you?
 goatprince: uncringe
 hd_dabnado: crypto bros when:
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 2Flower: spin blade plus diamond goes wild
wiigamer1995: is this slots balatro?
wiigamer1995: 
Garfman314: hello all! i
UtilityPunk: Don't worry, we all get performance anxiety
Garfman314: i'm testing if this app works to watch twitch via roku
 loufghyslaufey: Oh
 loufghyslaufey: WooF
 2Flower: not sure. I didn't really go crit build often
SnowBuddy18: why always 2 coins when sometimes 4 coins
Garfman314: what do the stars do?
 loufghyslaufey: @Garfman314 You spend them for "war" bonds? <(=w=)>
Jethrain: ferocity's wild
 loufghyslaufey: Or towards war bonds
Garfman314: gotcha
 goatprince: are you spiralling
SnowBuddy18: panicked? the the disco?
 goatprince: wheeler get a hold of yourself
Garfman314: so, the app i'm watching on my tv is almost 40 seconds behind my computer... do i worry about this for desert bus?
  Juliamon: Garfman314 You can rest assured that you won't be the only one
 goatprince: am i making your nervous?
just__fitz: This game tanked my GPU for some reason, I had to tone down the resolution to not have 90% usage
 JKBalch: @Garfman314 from experience, not a whole lot.
Garfman314: good to hear
niccus: must be the ice cube melting
 ContingentCat: @Garfman314 when I watch on the TV I just mute it on my phone to chat
just__fitz: Weird particle effects I guess
Garfman314: (i don't have the cash for live auctions anyways)
  Juliamon: A lot of people cast DB to their TV, there's no good way to mitigate the delay
 2Flower: not for this build, but bombs are kind of busted since they infinitely auto scale
 LordZarano: @just__fitz Reports on protondb say you have to limit to 60fps on Steam Deck or it chews through battery. So it's probably running at like 400fps for no reason
just__fitz: Ah the dev fixed it last week, I played in october and it had no frame rate limit
niccus: just dont get hit
just__fitz: I had the sawblade, the gem, and the double respin on my 3rd run of this game. It whoopsied me into a full campaign win
SnowBuddy18: just stun
 2Flower: @just__fitz yeah, that's basically game breaking really good
 schordash:  
 Transmuted_Elf: Cringe is Dead
 brieandbacon: The holly bibbel?
 ContingentCat: The Bibble?
 ContingentCat: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't lick the dead body.
 DAC169: 
 ContingentCat: solid adice there lrrbot
 brieandbacon: !badadvice
  LRRbot: The other one is East.
SnowBuddy18: I feel like if you don't start at the beginning you get demolished by hard enemies right away
SnowBuddy18: rude
 goatprince: this game blows
 goatprince: this game's cringe
 ContingentCat: if only that existed in real life
just__fitz: I cant remember if its the mace or a club that has an easy skill check and buffs your physical damage
 goatprince: no stun? then done
SnowBuddy18: at least the runs are quick too
SnowBuddy18: if you crit
ItsRott: you got to roll 3 muscles in a row for it to stay
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MichaelSnowbird: dont need defence if the opponent is dead
realbadatthis_: Since I don't know the Simpsons reference, I've only been hearing Wheeler "Mengu" these skill checks
just__fitz: Have you tried the slingshot yet?
MichaelSnowbird: ok maybe a little defence
 Shurtal: slingshot? didn't know Teemo was in this
SnowBuddy18: shuriken skill check?
 gualdhar: chat can't help you, this is your fault
 Marvoleath: !findquote chat
  LRRbot: Quote #45: "Our usual Chat can be reasoned with." —Graham [2015-03-20]
just__fitz: This is giving me flashbacks to a roommate who always tried to time the dice rolls in mario party
 FurthestChunk: Whoever is aiming these shurikens is drunk as fuck
 goatprince: <- he's a broke baby
ChyaboiCrono: I'm a broke beef breeze
MichaelSnowbird: hahahahahahahah
SnowBuddy18: why does the fiver only give 3 coins?
 Marvoleath: @SnowBuddy18 taxes
MichaelSnowbird: so a rogue
tetradd01: Is a Canadian Fiver, exchange rate
SnowBuddy18: I guess it does give 5, it's just the font
Combusttion: more like sluts and daggers
just__fitz: The Silent in slay the spire is my fav rogue to play
 FurthestChunk: @Combusttion what do you think twinking means in this context
just__fitz: My partner cosplayed them for a group halloween costume
tetradd01: Wheeler doesn't play an Econ Build: Challenge level impossible
SnowBuddy18: slingshot when
Combusttion: @FurthestChunk putting on overpowered gear on a new character to make leveling fast
SnowBuddy18: don't forget you can reroll
tetradd01: Hey no shade, monkey see number go up makes me happy as well
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SnowBuddy18: it's okay, those are stocks, not cash
 gualdhar: Wheeler, you can't pay rent with damage
 WiJohn: Of course not, why would you want cash when you could get valuable investment properties?
 WiJohn: Fiscal violence@
 JKBalch: Please don't make Heather nuke this
 ContingentCat: I would but my landlord hides behind a corporation
 DiscordianTokkan: now I want coffee
letsbelgo: unreadable
letsbelgo: which is ironic
Omnipotrevor: Kamen Riders?
 Transmuted_Elf: evil wheeler from friday nights returns?
  Juliamon: maybe they mean the spray-tan, which is evil
 Transmuted_Elf: I say evil as in good you wouldnt use your german foils to make stairs.
SnowBuddy18: I think it's the roll 3 on the wheel crit
 DiscordianTokkan: Ohhh, damage Multiplier, maybe?
SnowBuddy18: it's kind of annoying that both are called crit
 DiscordianTokkan: So it might need to be hella upgraded?
fjordsword: It crits your magical damage, but you have no magical damage only physical
 iconicshadow89: three in a row X1000
 Shurtal: "Excuse me, Mr. Pit Boss, can i have money, pwease?"
SnowBuddy18: so nice of the game to give you $20 to hand the mob
Bionull: Wheeler when someone asks for a 20
just__fitz: Your drug is a heart breaker
 Korolan: Watching your Vod from yesterday -> "Tomorrow, I'm playing Slots and Daggers!"
 Korolan: Checks Twitch: so you are!
 FurthestChunk: I think it's joever
ekplayscards: this game seems really dope
MichaelSnowbird: thanks Streamer
 Korolan: Lmao, signed in right at the end
 Korolan: Thanks for the Stream Wheeler!
 schordash:  
KWardJenx: Thank you for this stream, Wheeler!
 lightfut: Thanks Mr breezy beef
 TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Silent Hill f) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (1:04 from now).
 ContingentCat: Thanks Wheeler  
 Korolan: TCC Video was awesome too!
 TheAinMAP: 
MichaelSnowbird: no trouble
 GhostValv: o7
MichaelSnowbird: later
 DAC169: 
 ContingentCat: Hi definitely Graham and legitimately Paul
  Juliamon: I could *not* understand that
  Juliamon: so clearly it must have been fine and normal
 DAC169: something about gambling  must have been about how it's bad 
 DAC169: hopefully Paul gets over that cold he seems to have 
 GasCityGaming: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Silent Hill f) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (47m from now).
 Metric_Furlong: Silent HILLF
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