LRRbot: Teemo, Scout [2] [Chaos] | Champion Unit − Yordle, Teemo, Bandle City [1] | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / When you play me, give me +3 [M] this turn.
lamina5432: !advice
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Shparky2197: Good morning chat, how are we all today? I have had ... mostly sufficient sleep
Shparky2197: !next
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Juliamon: I am listening to sister and friend attempting to make spritz cookies
LRRbot: Ahri, Inquisitive [3] [Mind 1] | Champion Unit − Ahri, Ionia [3] | When I attack or defend, give an enemy unit here -2 [M] this turn, to a minimum of 1 [M].
Juliamon: lots of cookie gun clicking and then laughter at what came out
Juliamon: oh hi Ben (disambiguation)
Shparky2197: At least they're having fun
Sarah_Serinde: haha yeah those are fun, I used to make them with my mom for Christmas
Juliamon: they also found dried-up dough from last year in a part that shouldn't have been exposed to dough
Sarah_Serinde: oh no
TheAinMAP:
Shparky2197: Oooh, less fun. I also now realise that I have no idea what spritz cookie are
Juliamon: they're fun shaped cookies
Sarah_Serinde: you put dough in a tube with a little plate with a shape cut out of it at the end, and then push the dough through the shape to make neat looking cookies
Shparky2197: From the sounds of it, dispensed from a machine with a piping bad tip?
Sarah_Serinde: Often you can't tell exactly what it'll look like just based on the cutout, which is also fun
Juliamon: yeah, it's like a handheld pasta maker
Shparky2197: Oh, wait, I think some vague memories are coming back, I know what you're talking about
Sarah_Serinde: It's got, like, a little lever with notches on it, so you can set how much dough to dispense at a time, for consistent cookie sizes (or at least ours does)
Juliamon: this one has specific numbers of squeezes, which is... turning out inaccurate
Sarah_Serinde:
oh boy 
lightfut: Many much bounded rifts today
Shparky2197: Oh dear, well, science and experimentation is fun!
Earthenone: to be fair squeeze is not exactly the most accurate of measurements
Juliamon: some of the cutouts have been deemed "centipede" "penis" "isopod" "balls" and "this one's a vagina"
Sarah_Serinde:
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah, yeah I can picture a lot of those
TXC2: title change!
Shparky2197: Yeah, sounds like a fun girls night
TXC2: Juliamon quite the verity
TheAinMAP: Signal.
TXC2: CONTACT
lamina5432:
KeytarCat: Oh hello!
Shparky2197: Hi TXC2 and KeytarCat, how are?
TXC2: *variety
TXC2: hi Shparky2197
KeytarCat: I'm making a sausage tower for breakfast!
Sarah_Serinde: We've had ours for as long as I can remember and it's definitely more sturdily built. Lots of metal
KeytarCat: meat and cheese layered between corn tortillas
Shparky2197: It still amazes me the wave of calm that what's over me when I hear RoadQuest music. And that sounds delicious
Juliamon: yumm
Shparky2197: I should have a food
Aceviru: Time to d-d-d-d d-d-d-dust off some cards
Aceviru: HERE WE GO!!
TXC2: Here we GO!
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Shparky2197: It's been a while since I've caught one of these, I forgot how jazzy the intro was
TXC2: Hello Wheeler and Ben
wordnerdify: Good afternoon, gents, greetings chat
TXC2: hello Paul on tech
Shparky2197: Hello to the Bens and the paul
Anubis169: Dasta?
Juliamon: COOKIES
Aceviru: Lol
Shparky2197: Cookies!
Juliamon: Dick-shaped cookies
iris_of_ether: Pizza, pasta, put it in a box~
Aceviru: Hahahaha
Juliamon: Spritz cookies
TXC2:
Anubis169 hold me closer Tony Dasta 
Shparky2197: Paul!
Anubis169: hehehehe
TXC2: !patreon
Aceviru: Oh penne pasta is one of my favs
Anubis169: ^datreon
Earthenone: !pride
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Anubis169:
Anubis169: !youtube
Juliamon: too many mods
Anubis169 lurks
Jturbobanana:
Earthenone: are any yordles in the top 4?
KWardJenx: (Captain America) "I understood that reference."
Shparky2197: Right, of course it's right now that I'm remembering this game is based on the League of Legends universe
Shparky2197: It's been too long since I've watched your streams
LRRbot: Swift Scout [Mind Chaos] | Legend − Teemo | You may pay [1] to hide a card with [Hidden] instead of [A]. / [1], [E]: Put a Teemo unit you own into your hand from your Champion Zone or the board.
LRRbot: Teemo, Scout [2] [Chaos] | Champion Unit − Yordle, Teemo, Bandle City [1] | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / When you play me, give me +3 [M] this turn.
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FurthestChunk: Chinese Teemo? Time to load up the playlist Wheeler had on his home stream yesterday
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: What everyone said on Wheeler's stream yesterday. "I mean, it's great I just didn't think it would be chinese."
LRRbot: Dr. Mundo, Expert [8] [Mind 2] | Champion Unit − Dr. Mundo, Zaun [6] | My Might is increased by the number of cards in your trash. / At the start of your Beginning Phase, recycle 3 from your trash.
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: Heh, hello Chunk.
Churchycol: warning: this stream contains an unsual amount of handsome bens
LRRbot: Nine-Tailed Fox [Calm Mind] | Legend − Ahri | When an enemy unit attacks a battlefield you control, give it -1 [M] this turn, to a minimum of 1 [M].
Diabore: wheeler
goombalax: one of the cards has gotta be Corporate Mundo
FurthestChunk: +2
Shparky2197: Thanks, Wheeler
KeytarCat: You say she's good, but to me she looks like a baddie
LRRbot: Ahri, Inquisitive [3] [Mind 1] | Champion Unit − Ahri, Ionia [3] | When I attack or defend, give an enemy unit here -2 [M] this turn, to a minimum of 1 [M].
jozohs:
battlefields?
LRRbot: Zaun Warrens [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, discard 1, then draw 1.
LRRbot: Grove of the God-Willow [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you hold here, draw 1.
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LRRbot: Stalwart Poro [2] [Calm] | Unit − Poro [2] | [Shield] (+1 [M] while I'm a defender.)
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LRRbot: Ravenbloom Student [2] [Mind] | Unit − Noxus [2] | When you play a spell, give me +1 [M] this turn.
Shparky2197: @LoadingReadyRun Well done to them, this is great
H0U5: blue has thousand tail watcher as well
Raincoast_Bear:
Hey! it's Ben on Ben Card action! 
jozohs: Blue has best early drops, Sentry yordle
LRRbot: Watchful Sentry [2] [Mind] | Unit − Freljord [1] | [Deathknell] — Draw 1. (When I die, get the effect.)
Shparky2197: I forgot the sleeve shuffle noise. Man, I have not been having enough fun lately
LRRbot: Consult the Past [4] [Mind] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Draw 2.
LRRbot: Sprite Mother [4] [Mind 1] | Unit − Fae [3] | When you play me, play a ready 3 [M] Sprite unit token with [Temporary] here. (Kill it at the start of its controller's Beginning Phase, before scoring.)
FurthestChunk: Is hidden Morph
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: @Shparky2197 I go to sleep listening to North 100 Showdown at least partially because Canlander shuffles so much and that noise is soothing.
LRRbot: En Garde [1] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Give a friendly unit +1 [M] this turn, then an additional +1 [M] this turn if it is the only unit you control there.
TheMandrew: en garde for thee?
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: @FurthestChunk Kind of, yeah. Always costs 1, only on certain cards, can flip them when legal to do so except for no cost in the case of hidden.
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: IIRC
LRRbot: Traveling Merchant [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Bilgewater [2] | When I move, discard 1, then draw 1.
TXC2: good djrob two drops
H0U5: as a volibear ramp main "what is a 2 drop?"
FurthestChunk: The mispronunciation of job reminds me, did you know Homestar Runner put up a new sbemail yesterday?
Shparky2197: @NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives That sounds delightful
LRRbot: Fight or Flight [2] [Chaos] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Move a unit from a battlefield to its base.
DMGlol: has anyone tried the multiplayer aspect of the game? how much different is it compared to the 1v1
LRRbot: Lecturing Yordle [3] [Mind] | Unit − Yordle, Bandle City [2] | [Tank] (I must be assigned combat damage first.) / When you play me, draw 1.
LRRbot: Ahri, Inquisitive [3] [Mind 1] | Champion Unit − Ahri, Ionia [3] | When I attack or defend, give an enemy unit here -2 [M] this turn, to a minimum of 1 [M].
TheDevil_Risen: yeah FaB is chained
AFamiliarCalledEl: FaB has a combat chain, but the actual stack is still called the stack
LRRbot: Dr. Mundo, Expert [8] [Mind 2] | Champion Unit − Dr. Mundo, Zaun [6] | My Might is increased by the number of cards in your trash. / At the start of your Beginning Phase, recycle 3 from your trash.
TXC2: DOCTOR Mundo
rosiedog88: @LoadingReadyRun dumb question for Ben Ulmer, are you or were you an engineer? I'm asking because of the clever social media handle:)
TXC2: rosiedog88 not exactly, he did sound rigging for stage shows
Shparky2197: @rosiedog88 I think it's because he started in Engineering for Desert Bus, but I'm 90% sure I'm wrong
Juliamon: He did stuff for DB too
KeytarCat: How is card cost indicated? is it #, including the listed symbols
Y2A_Alkis: Ben Usee? I thought it was Ben Ulmer.
Juliamon: It's a catchy portmanteau, which as we all know is something valued in this community
jwholla: the mystery box could be anything, even another mundo
Shparky2197: Alright, turns out I did get it right
DMGlol:
the real question is whether wheeler an actual wheel 
AFamiliarCalledEl: @KeytarCat The number is how many you have to tap. The symbols are what you have to put on the bottom of your rune deck. Two separate costs.
Shparky2197: @DMGlol A cheese wheel? I'll see myself out
FurthestChunk: No but his cousin is indeed Joey
KeytarCat: ah, tyty
LRRbot: Ravenbloom Student [2] [Mind] | Unit − Noxus [2] | When you play a spell, give me +1 [M] this turn.
Diabore: yu gi oh has a cap iirc
LRRbot: Watchful Sentry [2] [Mind] | Unit − Freljord [1] | [Deathknell] — Draw 1. (When I die, get the effect.)
DMGlol:
the worst part of yugioh is learning the millions of combo chains your deck does and then it gets banned out of existence the next banlist 
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Shparky2197: I felt the first one, it had been so long since I've played Yu-Gi-Oh
Jturbobanana: Recycled cards go to the bottom of your deck, right?
Shparky2197: Has*
TheDevil_Risen: nice
LRRbot: Ride the Wind [2] [Chaos 1] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Move a friendly unit and ready it.
FurthestChunk: @Jturbobanana no they go in the paper waste bin
LRRbot: Defy [1] [Calm 1] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Counter a spell that costs no more than [4] and no more than [A].
tdapenguin:
@FurthestChunk 
Shparky2197: Nice counter!
FurthestChunk: wheeler hitting them punish counters
Aceviru: Last time I checked in on Yu-Gi-Oh, graveyard hate was apparently ruining it. Checks out.
Shparky2197: Now does he have the triple?
LRRbot: Guerilla Warfare [2] [Mind Chaos 1] | Signature Spell − Teemo | Return up to two cards with [Hidden] from your trash to your hand. You can hide cards ignoring costs this turn.
dasdardly: nice sleeves what kinda sleeves you got there
LRRbot: Fight or Flight [2] [Chaos] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Move a unit from a battlefield to its base.
Shparky2197: Big money, Ulmer!
eggx16: quick someone tell me every rule and what every card does in 10 words or less
LRRbot: Tideturner [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Bilgewater [2] | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / When you play me, you may choose a unit you control. Move me to its location and it to my original location.
Shparky2197: @eggx16 Haha, things go boom
H0U5: the ol' switch-e-roo
couchboyj: Mundo comes charging out of the jungle
TheDevil_Risen: Mundo says get flipped
Aceviru: @eggx16 Vods of the tutorial exist on the YouTube channel 10words
LRRbot: Discipline [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Give a unit +2 [M] this turn. Draw 1.
Martinkaca: TeMundo?
LRRbot: Stacked Deck [1] [Chaos] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Look at the top 3 cards of your Main Deck. Put 1 into your hand and recycle the rest.
LRRbot: Ravenbloom Student [2] [Mind] | Unit − Noxus [2] | When you play a spell, give me +1 [M] this turn.
Shparky2197: Just noticing the glee on the card art
Martinkaca: just Grood
itsr67: gorilla grod?
lamina5432: grod is cool
Diabore: monkeys paw curls, get gorilla, its a support
deer_gf: does wheeler have a chaos rune in play?
kaijuknight428: Ultra humanite
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FurthestChunk: @deer_gf don't worry about it
Shparky2197: @deer_gf He couldn't find another blue card, so we're pretending it's a blue card
FurthestChunk: (he ran out of the blue ones when putting the deck together)
LRRbot: Flash [2] [Chaos] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Move up to 2 friendly units to base.
Martinkaca: So play it as a mind rune?
deer_gf: makes the sense thx gamers
LRRbot: Invert Timelines [3] [Chaos 1] | Spell | Each player discards their hand, then draws 4.
LRRbot: Find Your Center [3] [Calm] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / If an opponent's score is within 3 points of the Victory Score, this costs [2] less. / Draw 1 and channel 1 rune exhausted.
Shparky2197: [internal] Hey Shparky, it's heckin wimdy, maybe don't leave your ceramic mug up high outside where it can get smashed
Martinkaca: I assume its like mtg where you have to reveal any facedown cards at end of game?
LRRbot: Fight or Flight [2] [Chaos] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Move a unit from a battlefield to its base.
LRRbot: Defy [1] [Calm 1] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Counter a spell that costs no more than [4] and no more than [A].
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wiganlass: wow 2 years!! thanks for all the streams
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Martinkaca: that counts as far as I know
mweepigeon: yes, you do get the 8th point (you've scored both battlefields that turn)
H0U5: if you score both battlefields you win
deer_gf: as long as you score both in a turn you win
Martinkaca: you have to score both to win
Arcse0: you just need to score both battlefields
OL_JD413: Just have to score both in the same turn
MattIsAMage: you need to concour both in a turn, or hold at the start
itsr67: Conquer both, hold, or get a point through an alternate way
Martinkaca: JEBUS
LRRbot: Ride the Wind [2] [Chaos 1] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Move a friendly unit and ready it.
LRRbot: Find Your Center [3] [Calm] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / If an opponent's score is within 3 points of the Victory Score, this costs [2] less. / Draw 1 and channel 1 rune exhausted.
H0U5: mundo does, in fact, goes where he pleases
itsr67: LMFAO
Aceviru: I understood those words
Aceviru: Lmao
Martinkaca: I have been playing a fun Victor build
FurthestChunk: great now I'm thinking about Marnie's theme
mweepigeon: @Martinkaca theoretically yeah but that's currently a hole in the TR/CR - there's clauses for the infraction itself, but no clause requiring a reveal
Aceviru:
@FurthestChunk I'm thinking about marnie crimes 
LRRbot: Bandle Tree [Colorless] | Battlefield | You may hide an additional card here.
LRRbot: The Dreaming Tree [Colorless] | Battlefield | The first time you choose a friendly unit with a spell here each turn, draw 1.
Martinkaca: wait, you can normally only hide 1 card at a time?
kaijuknight428: Interested to see if rek'sai is gonna be any good
Arcse0: @Martinkaca 1 card per battlefield I believe
H0U5: @Martinkaca you can only hide one card on a battlefield you control
voltprime: I hate textless battlefields 😖
Martinkaca: got it, i may have misplayed a game or 2 then
Skarmori: order makes sense for rek'sai since she's basically a bug and bugs have strict hierarchy
LRRbot: Stalwart Poro [2] [Calm] | Unit − Poro [2] | [Shield] (+1 [M] while I'm a defender.)
LRRbot: Traveling Merchant [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Bilgewater [2] | When I move, discard 1, then draw 1.
LRRbot: Watchful Sentry [2] [Mind] | Unit − Freljord [1] | [Deathknell] — Draw 1. (When I die, get the effect.)
Diabore: uh, wheres bens teemo
FurthestChunk: don't worry about it
TXC2: savage
EvilBadman:
Four? Is that too many?
lamina5432: wow that sounds lovely
Martinkaca: I heard people saying "Is 4 sets a year to many?" Poor sweet child...
EvilBadman: ^that's the reddit post I was referencing yeah
LRRbot: Ravenbloom Student [2] [Mind] | Unit − Noxus [2] | When you play a spell, give me +1 [M] this turn.
lamina5432: 7 sets next year everyone buckle in
TXC2: I'd wonder if a game could get away with 3, but 4 sets a year is probably the correct number
Glayce: is that bf bandle tree city?
LRRbot: Ahri, Inquisitive [3] [Mind 1] | Champion Unit − Ahri, Ionia [3] | When I attack or defend, give an enemy unit here -2 [M] this turn, to a minimum of 1 [M].
lamina5432: sweet summer child
MjoH: didnt people just write u could only hide one card on a battlefield?
mweepigeon: @MjoH bandle tree allows you to hide an additional card at it
Glayce: that is very fancy
otakubox0: the battlefield lets you get an extra
MjoH: ok sry
mweepigeon:
well, that bandle tree doesn't 
tdapenguin: @MjoH no worries!
Martinkaca: Reading this card does not explain the card
H0U5: @TXC2 as someone who plays Teamfight Tactics, I was hoping Riot would do the same here, but 4 is acceptable
Y2A_Alkis: Chat, remind of the Hide cost please. Is it just exhaust or recycle a rune?
Y2A_Alkis: *remind me
Martinkaca: recycle, but teemo has an ability
OL_JD413: recycle but teemo legend lets you exhaust
mweepigeon: yeah you have to wait til next turn
insanity327: no you can
mweepigeon: you can't use em the turn you hide them
insanity327: but you have to use it at that battlefield
OL_JD413: you can use them aslong as you didn't set them this turn
Virallurk: hidden cards have react
Glayce: you cant play a hidden card the turn you hide it
Y2A_Alkis: Ah, thanks. I wasn't here at the start so I didn't know what the leaders do. Appreciate it.
Virallurk: you cant target anything other than the battlefield they are at
TXC2: Reddit is only good when it's pictures, when it's words it's bad
LRRbot: Teemo, Scout [2] [Chaos] | Champion Unit − Yordle, Teemo, Bandle City [1] | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / When you play me, give me +3 [M] this turn.
LRRbot: Fight or Flight [2] [Chaos] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Move a unit from a battlefield to its base.
insanity327: you cant fight or flight a different battlefield
Virallurk: cant target the ahri
Arcse0: hidden cards have to target the battlefield they’re at
CeridwenCoeur: Afaik, hidden uses the same timing restrictions, can only target the battlefield it's hidden at, and can't be used on the turn it's placed
Glayce: hiden card can only effect things in the battlefield their hiden in
insanity327: if the card was hidden it has to be used at that battlefield
Diabore: yes but its hidden on bandle tree
deer_gf: hidden cards that refer to battlefields have to choose something at that battlefield
Martinkaca: if you hide a card its locked to that battlefield
Virallurk: hidden
OL_JD413: but it was hidden at that battlefield
Virallurk: has special restrictions
OL_JD413:
unless states otherwise like tideturner etc 
and zhonyas
mweepigeon: Yeah hidden is a mess
misspokeycat: Unfortunately, no
Glayce: its part of the hidden mechanic
LRRbot: Ravenbloom Student [2] [Mind] | Unit − Noxus [2] | When you play a spell, give me +1 [M] this turn.
Diabore: its the first set, they cant get a pass for now
misspokeycat: Oh yeah it's one of those big messups
TheMandrew: and to be fair to tideturner, they had to errata it so it worked like they wanted it to
TXC2: Hyperchicken lawyer vs frozen caveman lawyer
mweepigeon: Yeah they acknowledged they screwed up the reminder text but it's still really really bad. Also there's a bunch of super weird edge cases like Zhonya's Hourglass being recalled immediately and thus affecting everywhere, and "rules change" effects like Stand United also affecting everywhere even though their targeting is still restricted
mweepigeon: I like riftbound but the CR and TR are a hot mess, even after the October update
Shparky2197: Ouch
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: What are you talking about, Wheeler? Riot Games has been fucking me for over a decade.
tdapenguin:
i feel like the whole hidden mechanic deserves an emote 
wtrob: oh hell yeah riftbound
deer_gf: well zhonya's isn't an action it's a gear so its effect is activated from wherever it's revealed from
Diabore: does riftbound have a legend rule?
deer_gf: no, there's no legend rule
Virallurk: @deer_gf zhonya's is a gear and is immediately recalled to base
ElektroTal: @Diabore only if you're playing in a league
deer_gf: @Virallurk yeah that's more accurate than what i said
mweepigeon: @deer_gf you play it from hidden. then when it resolves (immediately, bc gear don't open a chain) it gets recalled to base by cleanup since gear can't be at a base. then it sits there until its replacement effect applies. it's effect isn't "activated"
TXC2:
ElektroTal booooo
Shparky2197:
@ElektroTal
TheDevil_Risen: o/ ElektroTal
Glayce: Teemo, return!
avjamethyst: right on it
LRRbot: Teemo, Scout [2] [Chaos] | Champion Unit − Yordle, Teemo, Bandle City [1] | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / When you play me, give me +3 [M] this turn.
Diabore: sure just send me the moonbase address
LRRbot: Dr. Mundo, Expert [8] [Mind 2] | Champion Unit − Dr. Mundo, Zaun [6] | My Might is increased by the number of cards in your trash. / At the start of your Beginning Phase, recycle 3 from your trash.
tdapenguin:
one for each of you
jwholla: we'll get right on it
EvilBadman: Oh dammit, I forgot to leave wheeler a fiver in his cubby
Shparky2197: Yeah no, I'm keeping my coffee for me
OL_JD413:
you can''tttt 
OL_JD413: you pulled teemo back
couchboyj: Iced or hot? Eh, doesn't matter, gonna be luke warm by the time it gets there.
Shparky2197: @EvilBadman whoops
AceTempest: am I messed up in the head or did wheeler look at chat when ben said six seven
e_bloc: does the doctor eat trash
Aceviru: This is the energy I missed
LRRbot: Ravenbloom Student [2] [Mind] | Unit − Noxus [2] | When you play a spell, give me +1 [M] this turn.
TXC2: dog got that battlefield in him
Virallurk: how you liking teemo ben?
Shparky2197: @TXC2 *giggles*
LRRbot: Tideturner [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Bilgewater [2] | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / When you play me, you may choose a unit you control. Move me to its location and it to my original location.
tdapenguin: for me, i wish lrrbot had the flavourtext. for the sake of those who do the coding, i completely understand why less typing might be a great idea
OL_JD413: man i love tideturner
LRRbot: Fight or Flight [2] [Chaos] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Move a unit from a battlefield to its base.
TXC2: tdapenguin it's mostly the text size limit on twitch, some cards get cut off as is
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LRRbot: En Garde [1] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Give a friendly unit +1 [M] this turn, then an additional +1 [M] this turn if it is the only unit you control there.
e_bloc: oh how the tideturner turns
insanity327: the legend ahri ability gets applied to every enemy unit that attacks
LRRbot: Stupefy [1] [Mind] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Give a unit -1 [M] this turn, to a minimum of 1 [M]. Draw 1.
insanity327: so Ben is actually at 9
Aceviru: @tdapenguin I mean besides being pulled from a data base, character limits exist on places like YouTube.
tdapenguin: @TXC2 huh, i had totally forgotten aobut htat constraint. makes sense.
mweepigeon: is that dreaming tree? dreaming tree is one of the ones that doesn't work that way - it actually triggers when you put it on the chain and target, not when it resolves
Arcse0: doesn’t Ahri legend affect both units?
LoadingReadyRun: @tdapenguin it is less the extra typing and more that it would make the cards take more space in the chat
mweepigeon: "play" = "resolve"
mweepigeon:
but dreaming tree says target and not play and the targeting does actually happen when you put it on the chain 
wheeee
tdapenguin:
i stand very much corrected. thanks for the info, everyone. i appreciate it
OL_JD413: yeah ravenbloom student also get's -1
OL_JD413:
due to ahri legend 
LRRbot: Defy [1] [Calm 1] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Counter a spell that costs no more than [4] and no more than [A].
mweepigeon: exactly
Glayce: correct
Arcse0: yes
OL_JD413: you don't since it isn't played
OL_JD413: yeah yeah
Jturbobanana: but Mundo does get bigger
LRRbot: Sprite Call [3] [Mind] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Play a ready 3 [M] Sprite unit token with [Temporary]. (Kill it at the start of its controller's Beginning Phase, before scoring.)
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Glayce: you cant play it to the battlefield
mweepigeon: you have to play it to somewhere you control and you don't control that bf
Glayce: you dont control the battlefield
Arcse0: you have to control the battlefield to play it there
OL_JD413:
you can still play it to base
OL_JD413: get +2
LRRbot: Rebuke [2] [Chaos 2] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Return a unit at a battlefield to its owner's hand.
dasdardly: we're reaching prozd video levels of caveat
Aceviru: @dasdardly Cows and cheese levels?
Glayce:
move man mundo
LRRbot: Ravenbloom Student [2] [Mind] | Unit − Noxus [2] | When you play a spell, give me +1 [M] this turn.
MattIsAMage: Ben U you accidently flipped your top deck OUT of your mana
MattIsAMage: you need to +1 mana
Majecraft: You tossed a rune on the top of your rune deck by accident
RayFK: You managed to flip a rune from your board on to your rune deck
LRRbot: Ahri, Inquisitive [3] [Mind 1] | Champion Unit − Ahri, Ionia [3] | When I attack or defend, give an enemy unit here -2 [M] this turn, to a minimum of 1 [M].
Hrrisn: is this your card has lately been about being goofy while learning new things and we love it for that
LRRbot: Stalwart Poro [2] [Calm] | Unit − Poro [2] | [Shield] (+1 [M] while I'm a defender.)
RayFK: New game and he's already cheating
OL_JD413: VAR on that one
RayFK: Who is he? A hearthstone player
LoadingReadyRun: @Hrrisn "lately"?
Shparky2197: Move to cheat step
LRRbot: Scrapheap [2] [Chaos] | Gear | When this is played, discarded, or killed, draw 1.
Grenton: dot forget to recycle for mundo
Aceviru: Lmao Paul
LRRbot: Stacked Deck [1] [Chaos] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Look at the top 3 cards of your Main Deck. Put 1 into your hand and recycle the rest.
Arcse0: is Ben exiling cards to recycle? isn’t recycle put them on the bottom of the deck. I don’t think it actually matters just a technicality
LRRbot: Time Warp [10] [Mind 4] | Spell | Take a turn after this one. Banish this.
Glayce: teemo is a pretty cheap deck if you dont play invert. Probably less than that single copy of time warp lol
lamina5432: extra turns in this game must be amazing
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mweepigeon: mystic reversaling oppo's time warp is my favorite feeling
Grenton: MUNDO BIG BOI
LRRbot: Defy [1] [Calm 1] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Counter a spell that costs no more than [4] and no more than [A].
LRRbot: Sprite Call [3] [Mind] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Play a ready 3 [M] Sprite unit token with [Temporary]. (Kill it at the start of its controller's Beginning Phase, before scoring.)
LRRbot: Flash [2] [Chaos] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Move up to 2 friendly units to base.
mweepigeon: oh I guess flash is the expensive card in teemo lol
Glayce: flash is not a vital part to teemo
deer_gf: flash and watcher (idk if ben's list is on watcher)
LRRbot: Lecturing Yordle [3] [Mind] | Unit − Yordle, Bandle City [2] | [Tank] (I must be assigned combat damage first.) / When you play me, draw 1.
Glayce: oh, i forgot about the watchers
IsSecretlyPaul: i just got here is ben (ahri ben) subbing the purples for blues
mweepigeon: it's not but I think two copies is probably correct
mweepigeon: oh yeah and watcher
TheDevil_Risen: mundo is a thicc boi
IsSecretlyPaul: mundo is rudo
LRRbot: Rebuke [2] [Chaos 2] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Return a unit at a battlefield to its owner's hand.
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LRRbot: Fight or Flight [2] [Chaos] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Move a unit from a battlefield to its base.
Glayce: dardidus
goombalax: and so, they were both tops
TXC2: !break
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TheDevil_Risen: FOR DEMACIA!
Vequinox: I demand a Lux match
LRRbot: Hand of Noxus [Fury Order] | Legend − Darius | [E]: [Reaction], [Legion] — [Add] [1]. (Abilities that add resources can't be reacted to. Get the effect if you've played a card this turn.)
deer_gf: can't wait for k'santa, the real bs top laner
TheDevil_Risen:
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TheDevil_Risen: tc @TXC2
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Wheeler and Ben and Paul on tech
Arcse0: @deer_gf I’m over here hoping the eventual yuumi card is just the most degenerate cringe thing ever
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Shparky2197: See ya. TXC2, sleep well!
LRRbot: Trifarian War Camp [Colorless] | Battlefield | Units here have +1 [M]. (This includes attackers.)
Y2A_Alkis: Heck, I missed it. Does anybody know the name of the song that just played?
LRRbot: The Boss [Body Order] | Legend − Sett | When a buffed unit you control would die, you may pay [A] and exhaust me to spend its buff and recall it exhausted instead. (Send it to base. This isn't a move.) / When you conquer, ready me.
goombalax: entire Sett spoiled
Arcse0: oh no is Ben a league lore nerd?
loufghyslaufey: Why would she feel this, chat?
LRRbot: Sett, Kingpin [4] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Sett, Ionia [5] | [Tank] (I must be assigned combat damage first.) / I get +1 [M] for each buffed friendly unit at my battlefield.
tynantrum: I'm sure Wheeler will actually not cheat unlike the "winning" Sett this past weekend
TheDevil_Risen: @Arcse0 i believe ben is an OG league player yes
loufghyslaufey: Explain the Ben('s) "deep cut?"
Omthebox: Set is fucked up tbh
LRRbot: Hand of Noxus [Fury Order] | Legend − Darius | [E]: [Reaction], [Legion] — [Add] [1]. (Abilities that add resources can't be reacted to. Get the effect if you've played a card this turn.)
TheDevil_Risen: FOR DEMACIA!
goombalax: Sett is post- me coming back to the game
Glayce: sett is somehow nearly 6 years old
TheDevil_Risen: i stopped playing 1 season after ARAM became a thing
TheDevil_Risen: any Leona enjoyers in the chat?
mweepigeon: isn't riftbound templating so cool
mweepigeon: isn't it so intuitive and easy to read
loufghyslaufey: "Counter-less" magic? Counterspell can't be that rampant, what say Chat?
piccolinimichele: @thedevil_risen me
Shparky2197: It has been nearly a decade since I've played LoL
loufghyslaufey: In card games?
TheDevil_Risen:
@piccolinimichele
mweepigeon: hook!!!!
Arcse0: YES HOOK HOOK HOOK
Hrrisn: I haven't played LoL since 2010
goombalax: Look out with your Hook out
Savage_hr: Hook can be hard
LRRbot: Monastery of Hirana [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, you may spend a buff to draw 1.
LRRbot: Trifarian War Camp [Colorless] | Battlefield | Units here have +1 [M]. (This includes attackers.)
LRRbot: Cithria of Cloudfield [2] [Body] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [1] | When you play another unit, buff me. (If I don't have a buff, I get a +1 [M] buff.)
LRRbot: Daring Poro [2] [Order] | Unit − Poro [2] | [Assault] (+1 [M] while I'm an attacker.)
LRRbot: Trifarian Gloryseeker [2] [Order] | Unit − Trifarian, Noxus [2] | [Legion] — When you play me, buff me. (If I don't have a buff, I get a +1 [M] buff. Get the effect if you've played another card this turn.)
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LRRbot: Seal of Unity [0] [Order 1] | Gear | [E]: [Reaction] — [Add] [Y]. (Abilities that add resources can't be reacted to.)
Savage_hr: Ok no Vanguard Captain
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LRRbot: Sett, Kingpin [4] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Sett, Ionia [5] | [Tank] (I must be assigned combat damage first.) / I get +1 [M] for each buffed friendly unit at my battlefield.
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Arcse0: wheeeeeee
LRRbot: Vayne, Hunter [4] [Fury 1] | Champion Unit − Vayne, Demacia [2] | [Assault 3]_ (+3 [M] while I'm an attacker.)_ / If an opponent controls a battlefield, I enter ready. / When I conquer, you may pay [1] to return me to my owner's hand.
TheDevil_Risen:
amusing to see my boi Malphite is still top 10
mweepigeon: yeah, so no vayne trigger
mweepigeon: fun fact: fiora is why they needed to make riftbound's layers repeatedly loop! the champ legend is cool tho
piccolinimichele: Buff Cithria
loufghyslaufey: Ben "Why shouldn't I...?" Wheeler... (the ring tempts Wheeler)
CaptainSpam: I thought being mighty meant she was a brick. House. Or is that just mighty MIGHTY?
LRRbot: Baited Hook [3] [Order] | Gear | [1][Y], [E]: Kill a friendly unit. Look at the top 5 cards of your Main Deck. You may play a unit from among them that has Might up to 1 more than the killed unit, ignoring its cost. Then recycle the rest.
mweepigeon: yep, you cannot play the new unit there
LRRbot: Vanguard Captain [3] [Order 1] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [3] | [Legion] — When you play me, play two 1 [M] Recruit unit tokens here._ (Get the effect if you've played another card this turn.)_
MattIsAMage: i forget, do you still play the rune cost?
mweepigeon: yeah so you ignore both energy and power cost
tynantrum: Rek Legend you have to pay full freight, Sig spell gives the discount
Arcse0: yeah there are some cards that say ignoring energy costs but still need to pay power
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LRRbot: Arena Bar [3] [Body] | Gear | [E]: Buff an exhausted friendly unit. (If it doesn't have a buff, it gets a +1 [M] buff.)
PorpoisesUnknown: How fun is this game yall?
LoadingReadyRun: we're enjoying it!
Shparky2197: Is it solid?
mweepigeon: if it doesn't say action it's not
Mai_Andra: A set symbol to surpass even metal gear?!
mweepigeon: I think them making the default speed of doing anything slow and then explicitly setting faster speeds is really nice
LRRbot: Showstopper [1] [Body Order 1] | Signature Spell − Sett | Buff a friendly unit in your base, then move it to a battlefield. (If it doesn't have a buff, it gets a +1 [M] buff.)
mweepigeon: woah, showstopper doesn't cost 0??
MisguidedWizard: Ben is being a cyberbully
TheDevil_Risen:
hes the OG Gritty
TinyAwoo: Lmfao it's amazing how fast that shit has spread :x
PorpoisesUnknown: Hes basically a wwe wrestler but in moba form
Toxxick: sup fellow nerds
LRRbot: Grand Strategem [6] [Order 3] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Give friendly units +5 [M] this turn.
piccolinimichele: Save her with sett!
H0U5: save fiora by using buff?
TheDevil_Risen: HE SAID IT
Vinewood_OG:
TheDevil_Risen:
hahaha
TheDevil_Risen: !adult
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HydroTwin: one recruit should still die, as the battlefield gives all, even defenders, the buff
TinyAwoo: Sett in this annoys me almost as much as Sett in the actual game >:(
LRRbot: Vayne, Hunter [4] [Fury 1] | Champion Unit − Vayne, Demacia [2] | [Assault 3]_ (+3 [M] while I'm an attacker.)_ / If an opponent controls a battlefield, I enter ready. / When I conquer, you may pay [1] to return me to my owner's hand.
CeridwenCoeur: Should Ben be at 4 points after conquering the war camp?
Arcse0: game should be tied
Swotfabs: Should Ulmer have another yellow blip due to conquering?
Toxxick:
Always Watching 
Shparky2197: We're glad to be here
MattIsAMage:
i can multi task
OL_JD413: damn i took a break when they took a break, i'm back now....and he says i'm always watching "eek"
Savage_hr: Competitive level decks are 100x more fun
CeridwenCoeur: My only complaint is how unclear some rules are, but I've been spoiled by Magic
Shparky2197: This does sound a lot of fun
Hrrisn: I'm actively watching but I have a hard time telling whats going on. I just like watching the boys have a good time
LRRbot: First Mate [3] [Body] | Unit − Pirate, Bilgewater [3] | When you play me, ready another unit.
Aceviru: ^^^
piccolinimichele: First Meat?
Savage_hr: btw, all gears stay in your base, not on a battlefield
Arcse0: i miss old fiora ult.....
LRRbot: Challenge [2] [Body 1] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Choose a friendly unit and an enemy unit. They deal damage equal to their Mights to each other.
Jturbobanana: Anybody know anything about plans for limited formats?
H0U5: fiora triple kill in one turn wow
mweepigeon: @Jturbobanana sealed rules exist, draft rules are hopefully releasing with set 2. set 2 prerelease will also be sealed
Savage_hr: Spiritforged is sealed with a random leader, yes
Savage_hr: It'll be so much fun
Toxxick: theres a reason thats an 80 dollar card xD
Shparky2197: I wish I had money for card games.
LRRbot: Call to Glory [3] [Order] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / As you play this, you may spend a buff as an additional cost. If you do, ignore this spell's cost. / Give a unit +3 [M] this turn.
Hrrisn: ^^
OL_JD413: man call to glory is sooo dirty
mweepigeon: I tried drafting with the sealed deck construction rules and it was... okay. The people who got legends had noticeably better decks and you were incentivized to hate draft all the legends you saw for the same reason. So maybe they'll do something like the SWU legend draft
Hrrisn: yeah like I could see getting into more card games, the godzilla one looked sick, but $$
mweepigeon: although I thought I heard something about set 2 maybe having some change in booster distribution?
LRRbot: Challenge [2] [Body 1] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Choose a friendly unit and an enemy unit. They deal damage equal to their Mights to each other.
TinyAwoo: Fiora is under appreciated imo. I love her in my Leona deck
Savage_hr: @mweepigeon Yeah they might have to change the way the packs are for draft
Toxxick: I cant wait for them to put deathtouch on a card with Challenge in colors
Savage_hr: @mweepigeon I'm p sure Spiritforged is the same as Origins. Could be wrong tho
mweepigeon: also it was basically never worth drafting the battlefields so most players ended up just playing blank ones, maaaybe one real bf
Shparky2197: Of course, I say that after dropping about 150 bucks into Desert Bus.
Mr_Horrible: when the roster starts filling out, yeah
Savage_hr: 7 energy 8 might
Shparky2197: But then again, that was for the children
Toxxick: And Rumble from next set synergies with it!
Savage_hr: Kai'Sa plays Mega-Mech to fight with other big creature decks
Savage_hr: Like Yi/MF
Hrrisn: @Shparky2197 speaking as a cancer survivor, charity donos are worth it
LRRbot: Grove of the God-Willow [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you hold here, draw 1.
H0U5: coin innervate yeti, the good old days.....
LRRbot: Cithria of Cloudfield [2] [Body] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [1] | When you play another unit, buff me. (If I don't have a buff, I get a +1 [M] buff.)
Shparky2197: @Hrrisn My mum has had Cancer once, and my grandmother 3 times. I have a fair amount of second-hand experience, glad you're through to the other side
Toxxick: Arena's Greatest is anti-Aspirants Climb. Feels bad to have both on the field xD
Toxxick: You can!
mweepigeon: yep you can float through the turn
OL_JD413: yeahhh
MattIsAMage: floating energy is a thing
mweepigeon: energy/power only clears at end of turn (and end of beginning)
OL_JD413: clears at the end of turn
LRRbot: Seal of Unity [0] [Order 1] | Gear | [E]: [Reaction] — [Add] [Y]. (Abilities that add resources can't be reacted to.)
Savage_hr: You can float energy AND you can float power until end of turn
Arcse0: yes throguth the turn
Arcse0: yes\
mweepigeon: yep
Savage_hr: Yep
mweepigeon: very relevant if you need to pay a crap ton for a deflect or something
LRRbot: Vanguard Captain [3] [Order 1] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [3] | [Legion] — When you play me, play two 1 [M] Recruit unit tokens here._ (Get the effect if you've played another card this turn.)_
Shparky2197: Cool
LRRbot: Daring Poro [2] [Order] | Unit − Poro [2] | [Assault] (+1 [M] while I'm an attacker.)
MattIsAMage: also useful for playing a seal before you pay for your spell
TheDevil_Risen: ok i do like that Poro art
Toxxick: I legit love all the poro arts
Shparky2197: This is good content
Aceviru: Amazing
Toxxick: The Bus is still strong with this channel
Vinewood_OG: "Is there a gas leak?"
LRRbot: Cleave [1] [Fury] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Give a unit [Assault 3] this turn. (+3 [M] while it's an attacker.)
Y2A_Alkis:
Kathleen is gonna close the door again if it's not already closed
Hrrisn: SHAKIRA SHAKIRA
Shparky2197: Those hips don't lie, after all
LRRbot: Daring Poro [2] [Order] | Unit − Poro [2] | [Assault] (+1 [M] while I'm an attacker.)
Shparky2197: Poro!
Savage_hr: You don't really want too many Falling Star in Darius
Toxxick: Yeah I think Kaisa and Annie are best situated to run Star
Shparky2197: Eepy time
LRRbot: Cithria of Cloudfield [2] [Body] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [1] | When you play another unit, buff me. (If I don't have a buff, I get a +1 [M] buff.)
LRRbot: Pit Rookie [2] [Body] | Unit − Bilgewater [2] | When you play me, buff another friendly unit. (If it doesn't have a buff, it gets a +1 [M] buff.)
Arcse0: sett should be exhausted no?
OL_JD413: draw another card :0
Savage_hr: Sett should be exhausted
OL_JD413:
OL_JD413:
you missed draw for turn
BoofTroupe: "meta decks" >looks inside, no kai'sa
Savage_hr: Darius and Sett are meta
mweepigeon: 6 hour kai'sa mirror
Savage_hr: Sett won a 12k last weekend
BoofTroupe: it's the only deck!
tynantrum: Sett "won"
Omthebox: Not true, 0.1% of decks are also Yi and Annie
Arcse0: @Savage_hr didnt he have like an ungodly record vs kaisa that event too?
Savage_hr: The Sett player was the best player in the room for sure
Savage_hr: @Arcse0 Like 4-0 v Kaisa
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Shparky2197: Oooh, the shut-out
birbiegorl: that's nice art on fiora
TheDevil_Risen: is there a digital client for this yet?
wiigamer1995: No
LRRbot: Vayne, Hunter [4] [Fury 1] | Champion Unit − Vayne, Demacia [2] | [Assault 3]_ (+3 [M] while I'm an attacker.)_ / If an opponent controls a battlefield, I enter ready. / When I conquer, you may pay [1] to return me to my owner's hand.
Shparky2197: @wiigamer1995 Dinger, I would give it a go
Omthebox: I recall them saying they dont plan on making a digital client either.
Arcse0: would be weird to make a digital client after LoR
otakubox0: there are ways to play digitally but not officially by them and yeah they've said they had no current plans
wiigamer1995: You can play it on TTS if you care enought but its all manual
wiigamer1995: No automation
Omthebox:
Its manual playing irl too 
LoadingReadyRun: For the moment, at least, it is intended to be a physical-only game
mweepigeon: @Omthebox they said they don't currently have plans to make a digital rules-enforced client
Omthebox: Fine by me honestly. Gives me a reason to leave my house.
LRRbot: Baited Hook [3] [Order] | Gear | [1][Y], [E]: Kill a friendly unit. Look at the top 5 cards of your Main Deck. You may play a unit from among them that has Might up to 1 more than the killed unit, ignoring its cost. Then recycle the rest.
Shparky2197: Yeah, I've done that before, with Magic cards. I don't think I have the energy to do it again.
Omthebox: A good reason and not like "i need food" or something silly
LRRbot: Faithful Manufactor [3] [Order] | Unit − Piltover [2] | When you play me, play a 1 [M] Recruit unit token here.
Shparky2197: And I really ought to start that game store in my small town that I keep talking about doing. Too bad I have no capital
MattIsAMage: there is such thing as too much magic. im so glad more people are trying other cards games
Hrrisn: I barely get to play Magic as it is. Friends are usually too busy and the closest LGS is over an hour away.
millenomi_Aura: now that Silver Age (read: artisan) is going to be FaB’s supported format and that decks cost $20 instead of $500 I’m pretty excited.
TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun yeah unfortunately its completely unobtanium down under apart from scalpers
LRRbot: Draven, Showboat [5] [Fury 1] | Champion Unit − Draven, Noxus [3] | My Might is increased by your points.
millenomi_Aura: now, if they hired good edi consultants for their art…
Shparky2197: @Hrrisn my experience exactly
TheWanderingNomad: So Chat, how long do you think until we get an Expansion of this that is entirely themed around a Skin Line like Star Guardians?
LoadingReadyRun: availability of the cards is definitely a big downside to a physical game
LRRbot: Vanguard Captain [3] [Order 1] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [3] | [Legion] — When you play me, play two 1 [M] Recruit unit tokens here._ (Get the effect if you've played another card this turn.)_
Hrrisn: @Shparky2197 the woes of living in a rural small town
Arcse0: isnt that game?
LRRbot: Sett, Kingpin [4] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Sett, Ionia [5] | [Tank] (I must be assigned combat damage first.) / I get +1 [M] for each buffed friendly unit at my battlefield.
LRRbot: Challenge [2] [Body 1] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Choose a friendly unit and an enemy unit. They deal damage equal to their Mights to each other.
Shparky2197: @Hrrisn True, though I tried city living, I am not cut out for city living
Hrrisn: @Shparky2197 same. lived in Montreal for 6 years during University. I was SO ready to come home by the end of it
LRRbot: Vayne, Hunter [4] [Fury 1] | Champion Unit − Vayne, Demacia [2] | [Assault 3]_ (+3 [M] while I'm an attacker.)_ / If an opponent controls a battlefield, I enter ready. / When I conquer, you may pay [1] to return me to my owner's hand.
LRRbot: Grand Strategem [6] [Order 3] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Give friendly units +5 [M] this turn.
millenomi_Aura: twample
Hrrisn: @Shparky2197 wouldn't mind living closer to a city though
Shparky2197: @Hrrisn 6 years is exactly how long I lasted too. Weird
mweepigeon:
harnessed dragon is great when you hook into it
LRRbot: Harnessed Dragon [8] [Order 2] | Unit − Dragon, Demacia [6] | When you play me, kill an enemy unit.
Shparky2197: In Wollongong, Aus if you're curious
LRRbot: The Dreaming Tree [Colorless] | Battlefield | The first time you choose a friendly unit with a spell here each turn, draw 1.
LRRbot: Zaun Warrens [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, discard 1, then draw 1.
wiigamer1995: The only 6+ drop sett commonly runs should be judgemnet and thats only a 1 of 🤔
Shparky2197: @Hrrisn @Hrrisn I would aprreciate at least decent public transport to and from the nearest city.
mweepigeon: especially when you're an IP-focused game, you kinda wanna be able to play your blorbo
wiigamer1995: The comanderization of TCGs hm
otakubox0: the "feels bads" definitely seem like it would be less in multiplayer
Hrrisn: @Shparky2197 Always wanted to visit Aus. I watch a lot of 4WD-24/7 and some of the spots they find in the middle of no where are stunning
LRRbot: Pit Rookie [2] [Body] | Unit − Bilgewater [2] | When you play me, buff another friendly unit. (If it doesn't have a buff, it gets a +1 [M] buff.)
wiigamer1995: Tempo pit rookie
LRRbot: Faithful Manufactor [3] [Order] | Unit − Piltover [2] | When you play me, play a 1 [M] Recruit unit token here.
Shparky2197: @Hrrisn Oh yeah, the landscape is stunning. I don't get out much, but the land around our town is so beautiful
LRRbot: Qiyana, Victorious [4] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Qiyana, Ixtal [4] | [Deflect] (Opponents must pay [A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / When I conquer, draw 1 or channel 1 rune exhausted.
Toxxick: People at my LGS have started calilng Pit Rookie "Pookie: dont know how i feel about it
LRRbot: Vayne, Hunter [4] [Fury 1] | Champion Unit − Vayne, Demacia [2] | [Assault 3]_ (+3 [M] while I'm an attacker.)_ / If an opponent controls a battlefield, I enter ready. / When I conquer, you may pay [1] to return me to my owner's hand.
LRRbot: Trifarian Gloryseeker [2] [Order] | Unit − Trifarian, Noxus [2] | [Legion] — When you play me, buff me. (If I don't have a buff, I get a +1 [M] buff. Get the effect if you've played another card this turn.)
LRRbot: Arena Bar [3] [Body] | Gear | [E]: Buff an exhausted friendly unit. (If it doesn't have a buff, it gets a +1 [M] buff.)
LRRbot: Cithria of Cloudfield [2] [Body] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [1] | When you play another unit, buff me. (If I don't have a buff, I get a +1 [M] buff.)
LRRbot: Baited Hook [3] [Order] | Gear | [1][Y], [E]: Kill a friendly unit. Look at the top 5 cards of your Main Deck. You may play a unit from among them that has Might up to 1 more than the killed unit, ignoring its cost. Then recycle the rest.
LRRbot: Spectral Matron [4] [Order 2] | Unit − Spirit, Shadow Isles [4] | When you play me, you may play a unit costing no more than [3] and no more than [A] from your trash, ignoring its cost.
LRRbot: Trifarian Gloryseeker [2] [Order] | Unit − Trifarian, Noxus [2] | [Legion] — When you play me, buff me. (If I don't have a buff, I get a +1 [M] buff. Get the effect if you've played another card this turn.)
LRRbot: Qiyana, Victorious [4] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Qiyana, Ixtal [4] | [Deflect] (Opponents must pay [A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / When I conquer, draw 1 or channel 1 rune exhausted.
Mr_Horrible:
oui oui bonjour 
LRRbot: Sett, Kingpin [4] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Sett, Ionia [5] | [Tank] (I must be assigned combat damage first.) / I get +1 [M] for each buffed friendly unit at my battlefield.
LRRbot: Daring Poro [2] [Order] | Unit − Poro [2] | [Assault] (+1 [M] while I'm an attacker.)
bugcatcherjose8: Cheting
gualdhar: I'm glad Teemo isn't making an appearance
thedevil_risen1: He was here for the first set
gualdhar: he was? damn that little fucker is everywhere
LRRbot: Hidden Blade [2] [Order 1] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Kill a unit at a battlefield. Its controller draws 2.
Shparky2197: thatsthejoke.gif
Shparky2197: oops, didn't mean for that to be a link, pls don't click
wiigamer1995: Hes everywhere
wiigamer1995:
mweepigeon: someone at my store pulled the gg ez yesterday
PMAvers: hot take: Quinn is way more of a annoying character than Teemo
thedevil_risen1: Remind me what happens if you mill out? Is it an instant loss?
RealGamerCow: Twitch, why are you telling me to subscribe to get rewards, I've been subbed here for 12 years.
Jesper_aka_Mordachai: Time the Urgot toss and she is toast
mweepigeon: @thedevil_risen1 your oppo gets a point and you shuffle back in
wiigamer1995: You shuffle for GY back into deck and op gets a pont
MattIsAMage: and give your opponent a (winning) point after you shuffle
thedevil_risen1: Ahh that's pretty deep, stops some of the feel bads
Mr_Horrible: @RealGamerCow the same reason it tells me to disable my adblock that's already been turned off for the channel I'm watching (extra funny for DB, which is a channel that doesn't run ads)
thedevil_risen1: *sweet
Shparky2197: @RealGamerCow Thanks for the unintentional psychic damage. Ow
wiigamer1995: Who gets the "mill point' in multiplayer? 🤔
thedevil_risen1: Spelling error detected
BoofTroupe: @wiigamer1995 I think you get to pick
thedevil_risen1: @Mr_Horrible Yeah that got super annoying this year.
Mr_Horrible:
there goes the sponsorship money 
Mr_Horrible: into a coffin, sure
Shparky2197: Isn't Darius like, a gigachad? Or am I thinking of a different chamion?
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MilkBreadTB: @Shparky2197 draven
LRRbot: Vayne, Hunter [4] [Fury 1] | Champion Unit − Vayne, Demacia [2] | [Assault 3]_ (+3 [M] while I'm an attacker.)_ / If an opponent controls a battlefield, I enter ready. / When I conquer, you may pay [1] to return me to my owner's hand.
Shparky2197: Thank you
hiFunko: Vayne as played by Anna Wintour
thedevil_risen1: o/ funko
hiFunko:
LRRbot: Trifarian Gloryseeker [2] [Order] | Unit − Trifarian, Noxus [2] | [Legion] — When you play me, buff me. (If I don't have a buff, I get a +1 [M] buff. Get the effect if you've played another card this turn.)
RealGamerCow: the first person text on these cards confuses me
LRRbot: Draven, Showboat [5] [Fury 1] | Champion Unit − Draven, Noxus [3] | My Might is increased by your points.
Mr_Horrible: welcome to the stage of history
thedevil_risen1: Yeah but that's just league
EvilBadman: 'I am spin man, 54,956,907 rotations, gank as fuck"
Toxxick: correct, you dont need to start a showdown
wiigamer1995: Ganking only states moving between battlefields
wiigamer1995: Afaik
LRRbot: Lee Sin, Centered [6] [Body] | Champion Unit − Lee Sin, Ionia [6] | [Accelerate] (You may pay [1][O] as an additional cost to have me enter ready.) / Other buffed friendly units at my battlefield have +2 [M].
PMAvers: according to Draven’s publicist, Draven.
millenomi_Aura: technically not buffed enough to
millenomi_Aura: tm
LRRbot: Challenge [2] [Body 1] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Choose a friendly unit and an enemy unit. They deal damage equal to their Mights to each other.
Toxxick: Why isnt this game called League of Tradin' that would be amaing
CeridwenCoeur: Wouldn't Sett be at 9 with Lee Sin at the battlefield?
LRRbot: Back to Back [3] [Order] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Give two friendly units each +2 [M] this turn.
wiigamer1995:
Good job dave 
EvilBadman: The siren call is very real, but i need folks in my playgroup to also fall for it.
Toxxick: Sett really has all the gears turning
Toxxick: Hes got the most options
RealGamerCow: people are hoping to get black lotuses for 20 years from now
EvilBadman: I fully expect a PAX Jax soon
mweepigeon: ooooh
lamina5432: gnighr
goombalax: Kuro is building Leona hes very excited
mweepigeon:
I'm excited for gush and ancestral recall next set
glitched_goddess:
I’m not dirty 
ContingentCat:
Thanks lads 
millenomi_Aura: hilf??
Vinewood_OG: Hills I'd Like to Fox
lamina5432: the way it happened was pretty terrifying
kumatsu: love me some dice forge
RayFK: Isn't a mini week just a weekend?
mweepigeon: happening soon tm
EvilBadman: Game Awards is like 10% public vote
hiFunko: it's a trailer show featuring awards
lamina5432: expedition 33 running it this year
wiigamer1995: Is it racist?
wiigamer1995: Or was that joke
wiigamer1995:
millenomi_Aura: unfair flips should win it imo
Juliamon: (it's a joke)
wiigamer1995: Ok
Dog_of_Myth:
lightfut: Just don't Google expedition 33 controversy
ContingentCat:
gualdhar: Wheeler did the Horse Joke one too many times
millenomi_Aura: obligatory moment where I say the word netrunner
NonchalantAvenger: oh right!
millenomi_Aura: have fun!
NonchalantAvenger: it's tuesday!
NonchalantAvenger: aka bens-day
ContingentCat: @gualdhar which turned out to be once
Shparky2197: Time keep happening
RealGamerCow: no bits no bits no bits
NonchalantAvenger: see ya in 70 mins ben
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Silent Hill f) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (1:08 from now).
Shparky2197: See you all in about an hour!
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