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SnackPak_:
Earthenone: much closer to exactly an hour
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Omthebox: its the thing
ClockTamer: I got a notification about fox boys what’s up?
loufghyslaufey: Loading Desert Bus WUBs when, Circles?
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lamina5432: eepy evening
shushu2539:
LostThePirate: I wonder if Jordynne is sitting in tonight
Austintatious89: That "weird little tiny f" is called an f hole in the orchestra world 🌝
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terribleplan: Hello frens
Shparky2197: Hi frond!
Aceviru: @terribleplan Sup
Kuhfeek: hello
pawssumplace: We still on uh...
ButButTheJesus: huddo
pawssumplace: Silent Hill
Shparky2197: My answer is n
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Blakemcm: ahhh the ghost from Spelunky
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RedbeardTheTechnical: o7
Omthebox: There's sauce in this nope
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Aceviru: Here we gooooo
SymphonySolstice:
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BusTed: whatup
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Vinewood_OG:
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
Shparky2197: Hello Hello, loud bois, how you doing?
mjuukis: Who will get shot today?
SnackPak_:
SymphonySolstice: wow violence
protojman: the return
Omthebox: Gottem
ManWithTheMask13: MIXED
GayGhostPrince: lmaoooo
SnackPak_: bodied
ButButTheJesus: ADAM
shushu2539:
mjuukis: RIP
Blakemcm: its real to me damnit
terribleplan: pffft
Juliamon: apparently it was Ben
GayGhostPrince: got his ass, dude
bv310: Strong start
Mnemonicman: that's a clip
Austintatious89: It's time for Silent Hill f hole!
NimrodXIV: welcome back?
xantos69: Workplace violence.
ManWithTheMask13: That's fucking mix right there
Shparky2197: Adam, why?
WiJohn:
Singenmeister: Immediate highlight reel
DoctorHutch: love it.
Aceviru: No don't hurt Ben. :c
ThorSokar: perfect start, no notes
ButButTheJesus: ACTUAL PHYSICAL ABUSE
saucemaster5000: long time comin
Austintatious89: Was that a backpack?
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Austintatious89: *sack wack lol
frank_the_great: Howdy Ben, howdy Adam. Chat.
Omthebox: Feels like I just saw you Ben
mjuukis: Wakeup EX low-medium
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mjuukis: The chunli special
e_bloc: its like riding a bike that you need keys to use
SymphonySolstice: awful
Austintatious89: Take a bow lol
Kipstar: hot
Mr_Horrible: Ben "The Heave" Ulmer
GayGhostPrince:
Shparky2197: I am feeling ya on that one, Ben
HorusFive: Paint us a picture with your words Ben
ManWithTheMask13: Adam are you chopped?
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betweenmyself:
DB always good, but it’s nice to get back to the schedule 
RedbeardTheTechnical: how close is the closest LAN to the moonbase?
Mr_Horrible: that shit ain't real in NA no more
SymphonySolstice: we had one but they closed it cause the location was crap, idk if they're gonna reopen
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kaijubrian: We barely have real coffee shops anymore, never mind lan cafes
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible Yeah but nothing is in North Arkansas
ManWithTheMask13: I game? Course I do
Austintatious89: I still want to go to a cat cafe
SnackPak_: hell yeah
Saintnex: imo when does it close?
RedbeardTheTechnical: Mahjong stream when
xantos69: I kinda hope LRR brings back the LAN. Those are sweet.
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 nothing [affectionate] in Northern Alaska
loufghyslaufey: Eye Game Arena? What is that?
Kramburger: Mahjong? Who wants to pick up some grandmas
HorusFive: Cafe AND Print! Such luxury
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HorusFive: @Kramburger They baptized?
saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 Monkeys on a typewriter can be mistaken for gaming
RedbeardTheTechnical: yeah, i've been eating 3-5 small rocks a day, per gemini, and i'm fine
bv310: I feel like some number of these are fronts to buy pills at >.>
Mr_Horrible: Gobbler Season at Elixer Esports
e_bloc: sounds like a good friday night to me
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 caught
loufghyslaufey: Black Mirror!?
RedbeardTheTechnical: a year?
Zerragonoss: Hey in my expince google AI has an almost 50% chance to be right.
Mr_Horrible: "Technically, 0 is still up to 8000"
Kramburger: @HorusFive No, but they've had their Bat mitzvah
HorusFive: @Kramburger I'm sold
RedbeardTheTechnical: Millennials killed LAN cafes
lochnessseammonster:
what up gamers 
Mr_Horrible: it might just be a Gaming Space type deal
lochnessseammonster: how we doing tonight?
Mr_Horrible: like a Gamerz Arena
circusofkirkus: google ai'd live on twitch dot tv
ButButTheJesus: you got googly-eyed
xantos69: Watching Adam learn in real time that AI lies. Outstanding.
GamerCat88: what we looking for...
Mr_Horrible: DAMN
frank_the_great: As a redditor, I have so much power
Dog_of_Myth: Damn
Mr_Horrible: that's a fuckin' burn
saucemaster5000: Pretend to be Tom Hanks in "The Terminal"
bv310: I've slept in an airport before, it's great until security gets upset
frank_the_great: "Sky train" - Canada is a magical place
Vinewood_OG: @saucemaster5000 The Goat!!!
GamerCat88: LAN another word for bread
MacbethSeemsSus: 24 hour bakery/LoL cafe
Dog_of_Myth: I'm for the LRR LAN cafe. How much do we need to raise?
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Mr_Horrible: @bv310 they took away the cots before I had a chance at one, so I never have
Blakemcm: if this does not perfectly encapsulate how horrible AI is... yea...
e_bloc: google AI is cooking
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Mr_Horrible: that sounds apocryphal
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RedbeardTheTechnical: look, all you can eat flapjacks for $5.99 means ALL you can eat
loufghyslaufey: Ans they didn't let them leave!?
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 What about Margot Robbie in "Terminal"?
RedbeardTheTechnical: or maybe they should flip it - you can't leave until you eat a certain amount of food
saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 listen here you
e_bloc: that would be a great live stream
Diabore: who said anything about eat?
Omthebox: 500 calories ever half hour
teaspoonC: That's more than I used to do at Denny's
Omthebox: lets go
Aceviru: The servers need to rotate
e_bloc: another glass of water and one of your finest eggrolls
RealGamerCow: wings?
HorusFive: The nugget centurian
GamerCat88: soup
seepete: mozz sticks every 30 mins
SnackPak_: what
lochnessseammonster: one black coffee...
saucemaster5000: grape appetizer
shushu2539: finger humus
Dog_of_Myth: WHAT?
ManWithTheMask13: grape vendor
Omthebox: Use celery with your hummus or something
Shparky2197: Just grapes?
Mr_Horrible:
at some point you're just strategizing about "how to be a pain in a service worker's ass" 
spurius: if they are busy some places will ask you to leave
Vinewood_OG: Grapetizer™️
MacbethSeemsSus: 5 of your finest grapes monsieur
SymphonySolstice: got any uhhhhh grapes
frank_the_great: There's a challenge for staying in an IHOP for 24 hours, reduced by an hour for each pancake you eat
johnnylongtorso: grapeatize me cap'n
loufghyslaufey: What about buffet hours? Where do you find those?
Mr_Horrible: that *SOUNDS* like a name Denny's would have tho
Shparky2197: I'm dyin laughing, thank you
ButButTheJesus: Its Grape season at Denny's!
Quarthian: Bloomin onions kick ass
letfireraindown: Grapitize me cappin
HorusFive: "One bowl of grapes please" Sir this is a Denny's
SymphonySolstice: bloomin onion is gotaed
e_bloc: cancel all the streams for this week, the highlight reel is full
teaspoonC: It's a biblically accurate onion ring
Mr_Horrible: Adam hears "Bloomin' Onion" and thinks "Wow Aussie insults are so creative"
RedbeardTheTechnical: i'ts like a pull apart onion ring
Dog_of_Myth: Bloomin Onion is great
glitched_goddess: the sauce is amazing
Vinewood_OG: S tier dip and a giant onion ringkake
seepete: I discovered a Korean BBQ all you can eat buffet in my town tonight so I appreciate the tips
RealGamerCow: was the sauce Bloomin Sauce?
ManWithTheMask13: Yeah but a plate of g rapes?
Omthebox: Bet
Mr_Horrible: it's usually a table app
RedbeardTheTechnical: all caviar strats
SymphonySolstice: had one at our exhibition this year and I could not finish it, worth tho
omdorastrix: Blooming onion is as austrailian as hawiaan pizza is hawiian or italian
Mr_Horrible: like, one for multiple people
Vinewood_OG: Challenge Accepted
tehfewl: @seepete bring a big group its more fun that way
terribleplan: Not the first one...
glitched_goddess: eat the onion, go walk a marathon, then get another one
bv310: But what about a plate of Bloomin' Grapes?
itira:
Quarthian: Mozz sticks probably
gibbousm: Tortilla Chips
RedbeardTheTechnical: mozzy sticks ftw
bv310: Which I assume is just bad tempura
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Blakemcm: bottomless chips and dips
ManWithTheMask13: Ok Adam but have you considered a lot of grapes
SnackPak_: how many bloomin onions could you eat in 24 hours?
ShaneLeeAtk: Chips, salsa, chili cheese dip
RealGamerCow: I had a solo bloomin onion, once. It was a mistake. That's too much onion for one person
Mr_Horrible: mozz stick is dense
MacbethSeemsSus: half an hour makes this rough
Saintnex: cold mozza sticks sounds not great
circusofkirkus: they handcuff you to the table
glitched_goddess: calamari has a very small margin of success
teaspoonC: I think appetizers are usually bready as a rule
ghyllnox: I'm now imagiing Ben getting apps and then doing burpees to burn all the calories
Mr_Horrible: okay but if you're in the bathroom long enough you miss your window, they can ask you to leave
Omthebox: Now... CHOSE
GayGhostPrince: everyone knows you can't leave the table until the app is finished
Vinewood_OG: Crudité?
glitched_goddess: Outback Saw House
omdorastrix: The mozza stick centurion?
RedbeardTheTechnical: thighmaster
saucemaster5000: new blumhouse movie dropped
Aceviru: Think really hard
e_bloc: host a podcast
frank_the_great: Fridays used to have bottomless apps, but they're stingy and bring you like 5 small pieces every 10 minutes. So that's a pretty good option
Kentosaurus: ankle weights
MacbethSeemsSus: Go to the bathroom and it says “Staff Only”
Mr_Horrible:
@saucemaster5000 it'll have more gore than their last 3, so 
gualdhar: Bring along one of those stomach pumping machines
GamerCat88: shake weight
circusofkirkus: hummus plate
SymphonySolstice: shake weights under the table
itira: mmmmmmm
bv310: Hours upon hours of kegels
lochnessseammonster: hell yeah
GasCityGaming: it's pronounced crew-dit-ay
SnackPak_: easy
e_bloc: one of the places that gives you free chips
Mr_Horrible: I can't eat celery for 24 *minutes*
RealGamerCow: how much is on a plate?
RedbeardTheTechnical: does denny's even have celery?
Vinewood_OG: It's mostly water
terribleplan: Just go somewhere fancy with tiny-ass appetizers
Omthebox: Just have that with the Hummus
frank_the_great: Surely variety is required
omdorastrix: Pogos?
GayGhostPrince: I like celery and I still couldn't do that
teaspoonC: You would end up with so many of those little strings in your teeth
lochnessseammonster: i could. but it's better with peanut butter
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omdorastrix: Pogos - IE Corn-dogs?
Vinewood_OG: Bloomin Celery
Mr_Horrible:
tdawg1994: i just got the john cena creeper lol
QuixoticScrivener: it's just wet fiber
SnackPak_: maple syrup
RedbeardTheTechnical: all fiber strats
RealGamerCow: that's too much fiber. You'd never poop again.
Dog_of_Myth: Just deep fry the celery
e_bloc: you're the dip for ordering it
ghyllnox: "The celery guy is back, your turn"
bv310: Given you can get Celery all connected together, Bloomin' Celery?
HorusFive: And at what point do they just tell you to get out anyway
lochnessseammonster: easy peasy
frank_the_great: Peanut butter with celery is goated send tweet
Shparky2197: dip once, never again
glitched_goddess: I put celery in soup so I can get the greens without actually having celery
Mr_Horrible: big impact text caption 72 HOURS as they bring out the tiny cup of aioli
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lochnessseammonster: big ass b!
glitched_goddess: Ranchsession
Vinewood_OG:
Ranchcession 
SnackPak_: they dont?
Mr_Horrible: *only* when we were trying to get the dregs outta the bottle
Omthebox: Bassed
LowUpsideCJ: @lochnessseammonster exactlyyyy
Dog_of_Myth:
SymphonySolstice: bro
MacbethSeemsSus: oh no’
Aceviru: Ouphe
e_bloc: I mean they do until you sauce them
vensers_lab_tech: Your dad is based
SnackPak_: youre dad was cookin
ManWithTheMask13: best to ever do it
itira: i meeeean
awildshen: Penne and Cheese sauce is goated though
Mr_Horrible: shape is important, but also that rules
kaijubrian: The correct pasta for Mac and cheese is shells.
Sogheim: different shapes hold different sauces
omdorastrix: Spaghetti and cheese?
QuixoticScrivener: @vensers_lab_tech I also agree with dad
Kramburger: The italians are about to declare a fatwa on Ben's dad
e_bloc: no you need a high surface area-to-cheese ratio for mac and cheese
Blakemcm: whats that in the distance?!? green red and white sirens coming for you
RedbeardTheTechnical: sprinky
lochnessseammonster: kd spirals are the goat
ManWithTheMask13: sprinky cheez
Juliamon: I'm with kaijubrian shells are peak
teaspoonC: Penne is better than spaghetti at least
Mr_Horrible:
Ben, age 9: "So, what, no fuckin' ziti no more?"
GayGhostPrince: canned tomatoes????
betweenmyself:
just use in some huge ravioli… all pasta *is* the same after all 
GasCityGaming: my mom would make mac and cheese with just boiled macaroni and a scoop of cheez whiz
e_bloc: thats some scrandle shit
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saucemaster5000: goated dad dinner
Mr_Horrible: yeah, you hit that midwest casserole meal
RealGamerCow: "They will literally eat anything in front of them"
glitched_goddess: KD is just because it’s easy if I have any actual energy I’ll make real Mac & Cheese
LadyAiluros: tomato in mac and cheese is legit tho
Quarthian: I still hate spam
CaptainSpam:
ManWithTheMask13: My ex loved making me spam
Omthebox: Me and my dad loved spam. Nobody else in my family would eat it
e_bloc: wait does your dad run scrandle
omdorastrix: KD and Hot-dogs - tweenage me struggle meal
BusTed: I am a Spam man
HorusFive: Calorie density achieved
rosiedog88: I think it stands for : Sizzle pork and meh
saucemaster5000: I'll go ham on spam
LadyAiluros: but I want to try Spam Musibi?
Vinewood_OG: Spam's expensive? Well, time for me to walk into the sea.
QuixoticScrivener: like a pressure cooker?
firehawkzoa: Pressure cooker
RedbeardTheTechnical: i hated brussel sprouts as a kid. Turns out my parents just boiled them instead of any tasty way of cooking them
e_bloc: crockpot baby
LadyAiluros: @RedbeardTheTechnical yeah they have to be roasted with bacon
itsr67: howdy
Quarthian: Tuna melts are good
ManWithTheMask13: @itsr67 howdy
Hrrisn: tuna melts are tight
RelwinEJ: Brussel sprouts have been bred to taste better now than they were before
rosiedog88: @ManWithTheMask13 howdy
glitched_goddess: @RedbeardTheTechnical they’ve actually genetically engineered modern Brussel Sprouts to not taste like ass
RedbeardTheTechnical: What!?
ManWithTheMask13: @rosiedog88 howdy howdy
SnackPak_: wow rude
cutaos: I my sandwich maker sliced my friends palm open
saucemaster5000: lmao
lochnessseammonster:
e_bloc: white bread fucking slaps
Dog_of_Myth: Dang
betweenmyself:
let’s go to the lunatic fringe! macaroni and cheese but with lasagna noodles
Mr_Horrible: for a kid? Who care
Kramburger: Dude my wife STILL says that
Quarthian: It's all chemicals
circusofkirkus: multigrain is superior to white bread
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QuixoticScrivener: eat your squirrel bread and like it
Mr_Horrible: for me as an adult, yeah I'm reaching for that squirrely shit
omdorastrix: I got over my warm tuna salad aversion when I realized mayo was effectively just eggs... and i eat that warm all the time.
SnackPak_: hell yeah grandma\
saucemaster5000: my grandma just gave me gum drops and tried to win my allowance from me by teaching me poker
lochnessseammonster:
ButButTheJesus: (just to confirm, wheat bread is acutally better for you, yes?)
Mr_Horrible: MERDE!
BusTed: the stash
RedbeardTheTechnical: merde', etc
bv310: My grandmother one time accidentally used salt instead of sugar in rhubarb muffins. I've never eaten something like that before or since
Mr_Horrible: French til death
Shparky2197: This is such a fun podcast
Mr_Horrible: @bv310 aaaaaAAAAAAAA
MacbethSeemsSus: I didn’t know there were different levels of Quebecois
omdorastrix: @ButButTheJesus Whole-grain bread tends to have higher fiber which is good for you. That's about it really.
GasCityGaming: you couldn't really do it in French, different amounts of letters for words and such i think
johnnylongtorso: "Scrabble Time Is French Time"™️
bv310: @Mr_Horrible My grandfather had to bring the whole batch in his lunch the entire week we were visiting because Grandma DOES NOT waste food
ManWithTheMask13: My mother is an English teacher. I hated playing Scrabble
itira: yuckyy
Mr_Horrible: @bv310 "This is cursed, but I'll be damned if we throw it out"
Quarthian: Yeah... glad no one in my family smokes anymore
RealGamerCow: My grandma's apartment was SO smoke filled.
ashesandmochi: oohh hey my partner's family is also fransaskois
Mr_Horrible:
SnackPak_: give him a controller, peak gamer
ashesandmochi: from northern Sask
e_bloc: hell yeah
freshmaker__: A WOODEN GUN?! My Magnetism!
Dog_of_Myth: Rubber band guns, heck yeah
Quarthian: Coward
itira: thanks a lot MOM
BusTed: builds character
Mr_Horrible:
you'll shoot your eye out, kid
frank_the_great: My grand uncle was into wood working. We made badass pinewood derby cars for scouts
itsr67: MY MAGNETISM
lonestarbl: Cribbage baby
RedbeardTheTechnical: cribbage or a different game?
lochnessseammonster:
my grandpa taught me to play crib too
ManWithTheMask13: @Mr_Horrible Blinded from soap
kyosokun: I assume crib is cribbage
omdorastrix: To this day I swear my dad kept on making up rules for Cribbage as I learned it
GamerCat88: yup those are big here in FL
circusofkirkus: dinner theatres still exist
Quarthian: I miss playing pinochle with my grandparents and my mom
kyosokun: I also learned that from my grandparents. Great game, still enjoy playing
HorusFive: @omdorastrix "2 for his ear" You made that up!
SymphonySolstice: it's like famous players, they have the meals in between the acts
RedbeardTheTechnical: et tu' brute? *soup slurp*
ManWithTheMask13: REWIND THE PLAY
MacbethSeemsSus: *straw slurping*
JKBalch: Just joining in, did i miss the firing squad?
Mr_Horrible: @ManWithTheMask13 ironically now, due to my onlineness, this just makes me think of "1 Day Blinding Stew" instead of more Christmas Story references
lochnessseammonster:
Omthebox: Hmm, Yes tea leaves. Authentic
ButButTheJesus: a r t
aClonedPickle: a bushy beard, made of bush
ManWithTheMask13:
@Mr_Horrible
RedbeardTheTechnical: holy growth spurt batman
Shparky2197: Adam a tall mofo
e_bloc: yeah, same
vensers_lab_tech: I was under 5 at that age
GayGhostPrince: dude wtf
mjuukis: what the hell
GamerCat88: high five to tall youths
thingo314: holy moly
Mr_Horrible: 6 foot *half* a billion instead of 6 foot a billion like he is now
RelwinEJ: Came out a grown ass man
raulghoulia: adam hasn't grown in 27 years
HorusFive: Authentic Tea Beard
QuixoticScrivener: damn, I'm 40 and still not 6 feet tall
GayGhostPrince: they should've sent you to the carnival /j
e_bloc: I was like 5 ft in elementary school
SymphonySolstice: yeah there was a dude in my class that was 6 feet at like 11
teaspoonC: I was also a 6 foot 11-year-old, shit was weird
Kramburger: Sasquach body type
HorusFive: To be fair- you are still tall
far2muchsarcasm: put em through the taffy puller
betweenmyself:
some say on cold winter nights you can still hear Adam, quietly growing… 
Mr_Horrible:
ADAM! Stop crawling down the stairs on all fours while saying the time your little brother is gonna die!
ghyllnox: Had a kid like that in middle school with me, coincidentally also an Adam (in the US)
itira:
@Mr_Horrible 
saucemaster5000: LMAO
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
SymphonySolstice: LOL
Mr_Horrible: that's fuckin' wild
ManWithTheMask13: Now that's mix
MacbethSeemsSus:
mjuukis: oh
mjuukis: shout out to good dads
Mr_Horrible: much like Silent Hill games, Ben experienced a Recontextualizing Moment
RedbeardTheTechnical: guh, housing is crazy these days
Mr_Horrible: OUGH
Mr_Horrible: AUGH
GamerCat88: hallway bathroom
RedbeardTheTechnical: my kingdom to find something under 2k in Portland
frank_the_great: Brother, I rent to my parents, and with 3 roommates I'm paying $450, lol
bv310: I'm technically paying $700/month right now, but it's subsidized teacher housing in northern SK
GayGhostPrince: yay economic collapse!
Quarthian: My mortgage is like $800 a month, glad I got a house back in 2017
Mr_Horrible: no bathroom nooch
Mr_Horrible: lost the shimmy
BusTed: dorm room living
BusTed: haha
SnackPak_: best friends
magical_writer: That's a skill
mjuukis: YOU LOST THE 50/50 ON THE APARTMENT SPLIT IS CRAZY
e_bloc:
HorusFive: That's friendship
Mr_Horrible: that's real ones
LostThePirate: My first place was $250 in 2004; it was a quad. I had my own little studio space with my own bathroom, but a shared kitchen.
n3ther: man I hate having to poop at a guests house
ButButTheJesus: that's when you need a sound machine
teaspoonC: Bathrooms need to have fans for this reason
ButButTheJesus: several sound machines
n3ther: real
DistractedMOSFET: I just let it out. Let them know who they're dealing with.
e_bloc: fair
Blakemcm: i love pissin outside
RedbeardTheTechnical: who hasn't peed in their backyard?
RealGamerCow: The worst is when you're sharing a hotel room with someone and you have to poop.
saucemaster5000: poop on the neighbor's lawn and blame it on their dog
ghyllnox: You're allowed to fart in the bathroom!
jadielady: my old place might have had a pitcher used for similar issues
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Mr_Horrible: I'm kind of a similar way, Ben
e_bloc: a hotel i stayed in once had a window between the bathroom and the bed and it made no sense
omdorastrix: Once a day or two
GayGhostPrince: once a day or more is normal
xantos69: I just get by on a series of micro-poops
BusTed: get you some fiber
GayGhostPrince: I'd try some fiber
Aceviru: Yeah diet based
Vinewood_OG: Home field advantage required
ghyllnox: We've already covered that Ben will go camping and not poop the whole time
Mr_Horrible: my body does a good job of knowing when shitting will be inconvenient
QuixoticScrivener: if you ate more celery, you can poop every day
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I've heard anywhere from 12-48 hours is healthy.
GasCityGaming: When I travel I have a hard time with it.
lonestarbl: 2-3x per day
jadielady: drink more water!
cutaos: samesy
n3ther: LOL
shushu2539: Ben marking territory
itira: truth Ben
ManWithTheMask13: Brother I'm out here shittin
Mr_Horrible: when I get pulled out to a hike, or on a boat
teaspoonC: As long as the rhythm doesn't change super suddenly you are probably fine
GayGhostPrince: I'm normal and go once or twice a day
omdorastrix: Clinical constipation is something like no BMs for a week
n3ther: ya gotta do those bodily functions
e_bloc: yeah I need to go take my second bowel movement in a few minutes
Mr_Horrible: and my body's like "nah, that's an inconvenience now"
Uzumaki15: Legit used to only shit once a week
betweenmyself: just a constant stream 24/7… Never Stop Poopin
RealGamerCow: do you have a high-protein diet Adam? that makes you poop less
kid_flashionable: Poop talk! Poop talk! Poop talk!
Mr_Horrible: hide the granola from Adam
GayGhostPrince: oh lord... adam how is your fiber
Aceviru: Unless I take fiber, I will not for a while week
Mr_Horrible: now we know why Adam hates metamucil
Hrrisn: taking protein powder can slow down your movements
Aceviru: Whole*
DMGlol: no liquids before bed time
e_bloc: last time I was prescribed vicodin I didn't poop for 11 days
lonestarbl: Take a fiber supplement and start firing off torpedoes
kid_flashionable:
Aww twitch app tool away my sub 
YawnLance: Ayo?
vensers_lab_tech: Thanks for the incontinence ad for this conversation, twitch
MacbethSeemsSus: This feels like a weird security questions “how often do you poop?”
SnackPak_: ewww
BusTed:
ButButTheJesus: no no no no
itira: eeeeew
groulux: With the coffee I drink I spend alot of time in washrooms.
lochnessseammonster: i did once at 11 and it still haunts me...
ManWithTheMask13: my dog shit in my room once at 5 AM
saucemaster5000: go on
bv310: That's so much worse
GayGhostPrince: god that sucks
n3ther: omg
itsr67: looooooool
RedbeardTheTechnical: sure seems like you two should have switched
letfireraindown: I have had stress times that shut down my digestion to some extent. Like i will not be as hungry and not poop for days
e_bloc: fuck
Mr_Horrible: @kid_flashionable you've still got the badge on my desktop UI
Kramburger: Ben.
Darleysam: trickle-down peeconomics
ButButTheJesus: Ben
Vinewood_OG: Aptly named
YawnLance: Noooo
seepete: Lemon party!
Mr_Horrible: "We'll wash it, bro"
GayGhostPrince: i had a dream i was peeing in the bathroom as a kid and uhhh. that didnt end well
saucemaster5000: I thought that was going somewhere else
SnackPak_: depends on the fart for me
Blakemcm: breathing in those colon particles
lonestarbl: Hes an active biome
RedbeardTheTechnical: wait, how often are you in an oubliette?
GayGhostPrince: my sister has been acting like me burping is EQUALLY as gross as farting and i think that's insane
InconsiderateHat: @GayGhostPrince Yeah that was the one time for me too
e_bloc: I think volume is a factor too
GayGhostPrince: what do you all think
ManWithTheMask13: adam you don't have an oubliette stop the cap
QuixoticScrivener: just oubliette problems
KeytarCat: Farting with IBS can be so much stinkier
RedbeardTheTechnical: loud > stinky
betweenmyself: some folks have seriously wicked farts though; like eye-watering
ButButTheJesus: #mygodthesmell
GayGhostPrince: @InconsiderateHat a real dick move by our brains
kid_flashionable: I remember once I had a dream I was swimming and couldn't get to the surface and it was a struggle until I woke up and realized my dream brain made me stop breathing
teaspoonC: Being able to deal with farts is the sign of a good relationship
DistractedMOSFET: You're a real one, Adam.
RelwinEJ: Grew up with brothers, that makes sense
lonestarbl: Crop dust the hell out of the office
saucemaster5000: Ben is more into french wit
YawnLance: Farts (threatening)
shushu2539: Stinkys are no fun in a submarine
GayGhostPrince: yeah me fr
Mr_Horrible: "Ah, betrayed by your body"
GamerCat88: the reverse uno of body gas
kid_flashionable:
LostThePirate: I frequently holler across the house, "Did you rip one or does the kid need a change?"
SnackPak_: I have an old friend who lit his farts on fire
Hrrisn: can we not play a game tonight and just continue with this banter? this is hilarious
TomatoKigu: Farting when you sneeze is your body taking a screenshot.
GayGhostPrince: my sister does that and then claims that burps are equally gross.
RedbeardTheTechnical: YES
QuixoticScrivener:
@TomatoKigu 
kid_flashionable: The guess my fart game is always fun though!
Vinewood_OG: Louds all the way
Nigouki: !fart
LRRbot: The mouse on a motorcycle!
e_bloc: agree
Aceviru: Yeah loud is better.
ThorSokar: nothin' like a good 'ol room silencer
lonestarbl: A well time squealer is also hilarious
InconsiderateHat: My partner walks to the opposite doorway of the room from me and strikes a hilarious pose to fart. 10/10
saucemaster5000: "did you eat a live otter?"
RealGamerCow: "Tommy, what have you been eating?"
Nigouki: "What SPIRIT did you release!?"
far2muchsarcasm: my biome has betrayed me is what happened
RedbeardTheTechnical: regular fart? meh. Bear with a chainsaw? hilarious
MacbethSeemsSus: *THX noises commence*
Mr_Horrible: pop the cork
Morrigan9: THX fart
Thefluffiestguineapig: oh man, I missed valuable podcast!
NotCainNorAbel: Same Ben; I have an amazing shower fat every morning
Mr_Horrible: just rolling into the bathroom
ghyllnox: Ben has his intestines on LOCK
lonestarbl: High quality bowel shaker to start the day
Aceviru: Again, diets will affect it
RelwinEJ: My brother farted away two girls that had waited in line on black Friday for like an hour.
KeytarCat:
My bloating isn't gas
lochnessseammonster: yeah
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Mr_Horrible: removing social stigma is good, generally
glitched_goddess: I’m more freaked out by my own body than anyone else’s
ButButTheJesus: people: they make smells
e_bloc: having a kid goes a long way towards desensitizing you
Hrrisn: we're all just gross animals
QuixoticScrivener: life's too short to wear uncomfortable shoes
n3ther: one solid color
n3ther: maybe a stripe
Quarthian: @Mr_Horrible Agreed
teeyeezey: Adam les a sty
Aceviru: Farting and pooping became rare when I locked in my diet
Mr_Horrible: find something that makes you feel good, whether that's looking good or being cozy or whatever
HadesLeprechaun: bathrobe is an all-year outfit, it's just comfy and soft
lochnessseammonster: nothing wrong with that
ManWithTheMask13: if it's not an obscure band t-shirt, I'm not wearing it
Thefluffiestguineapig: me neither, I have such texture stuff that it’s always been about comfort
RedbeardTheTechnical: find a brand you like, buy 10 different colors of the same shirt
circusofkirkus: adam's biceps are too big
GayGhostPrince: i hate when i stretch the sleeves out of those
GayGhostPrince: I havent owned a raglan in forever and i used to love them. i should find one
QuixoticScrivener: putting on a coat with a raglan is the worst
glitched_goddess: I got my DB25 shirt and holy crap it’s an amazing shirt
RealGamerCow: I can't wear those shirts because of that flaring
saucemaster5000: old man at the punk show
RedbeardTheTechnical: yeah, it's buck wild
gualdhar: Duuude
Aceviru: @circusofkirkus They gotta be to hold the shooter 😏
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
Kramburger: Hissssss
Mr_Horrible: to be fair, that's what that shit NEEDS to cost
betweenmyself:
I only wear long sleeve shorts when absolutely necessary; the sleeves feel too constricting for me
ButButTheJesus: Going out: not even once
DMGlol: yea, bands make all their cash through merch now
RedbeardTheTechnical: t-shirts at shows should always be $20
NimrodXIV: 30-35 is cheap
SymphonySolstice: yeah last concert I went to the hoodies were $100
Mr_Horrible: that 50 dollar price tag is because some sweatshop worker fuckin' died
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Quarthian: I'll pay $35 for a good t shirt
Darleysam: from the other side: it's really hard for bands to make money from shows
circusofkirkus: that's partially because there's no money in music streaming
Hrrisn: TBF, it's the wonly thing the band makes money off of now that streaming is a thing
PhuzNutz: That's Canadian dollars though
InconsiderateHat: @glitched_goddess I have enough of them now but yeah, they're my fav t-shirts for fit and comfort.
teaspoonC: I assume that's because the band is increasingly reliant on merch sales to actually get a cut
kid_flashionable: I got a hoodie that was 65 but damn it was GOOD quality
Kramburger: T-shirts at punk shows should be the cheapest, like WTH
GayGhostPrince: they never have merch at shows that fit me UNLESS there are fat people in the band
Aceviru: Long sleeves are based
Omthebox: Deep V neck, to the navel
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kid_flashionable: Thank you dadi freyr
GayGhostPrince: thank you fat people in bands that advocate for me 🙏
YawnLance: At the one concert I've been to hoodies were €100 ($163 CAD)
RedbeardTheTechnical: deep V with tails
ManWithTheMask13: I bought a tshirt on bandcamp for 10 usd once
itira: forearm showers unite
RealGamerCow: short sleeves only for me, year round.
Omthebox: That's cuz graham has a big head
LowUpsideCJ: @ManWithTheMask13 basedcamp
cutaos: i like a big neck hole
betweenmyself:
some of us have massive noggins
xantos69: The LRR shirts are the only thing that fit me properly. So I bought a crap ton.
ManWithTheMask13: <message deleted>@LowUpsideCJ true, shoutout to bandcamp
rustywir3s: wait, you're nerds?!
glitched_goddess: ugh showing forearm makes me feel so vulnerable lol
generalpurpose: Those oversize collars set off my touch sensitivity for some reason. The neck has to be close or I notice it too much
varmintx0: nope, never seen your head
Omthebox: Flashbang
QuixoticScrivener: What's your hat size?
e_bloc: hat size?
far2muchsarcasm: jump scare
Dog_of_Myth:
iris_of_ether: Pointy head crew rise up
teaspoonC: I've got a fat neck so I appreciate the space lol
Mr_Horrible: extremely funny to me because I don't have broad shoulders, so the shirt sleeves hang lower on me
saucemaster5000: that's an IMAX forehead
ManWithTheMask13: <message deleted>real 7head
teeyeezey: dont skip shoulder day Adam you'll be alright
Mr_Horrible: but I also look like a box
Aceviru:
RelwinEJ: Head has store all those algebras up there
n3ther: LOL
itira: hshsahahahaha
SnackPak_: Ben...
n3ther: omg
YawnLance: You're not wearing hats on your feet, dude
ManWithTheMask13: <message deleted>get his ass
e_bloc: lol
NotCainNorAbel: nope, same thing
kid_flashionable:
Omthebox: Good question
shushu2539: camera increases head size
hoveringhalibut: Ever since I moved to a warmer climate, I've adopted long sleeve fishing shirts with a hood.
WiJohn: Shoe go on head!
BusTed: <message deleted>They do not make hats that can contain such a noggin
MrSarkhan:
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Hats are really just shoes for your head.
LowUpsideCJ: cook this fraud
Dog_of_Myth: hahhaa
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terribleplan: Wha...
GasCityGaming: in the one size fits all hats i have to get the L-XL ones, not the S-M ones most people have
Shparky2197: I'm with you, Adam, my hairline is about the same now
glitched_goddess: shoes are hats for your feet
lochnessseammonster: 24
QuixoticScrivener: usually just inches I think, I have a big head at 7" 5/8ths
SymphonySolstice: imagine saying you have a size 8 head
RedbeardTheTechnical:
my head so big i had to get a custom cowboy hat when i worked at a ranch. The hat store didn't have a big hat for me
epsilon_vee: @glitched_goddess what are thoooose? hats for your feet
BusTed: <message deleted>aw
InconsiderateHat: I have a small head, I had to wear child-size masks during covid
betweenmyself: just gotta find the right sort of hat… picture Ben in a fez
RealGamerCow: Like when Alex *didn't* wear a hat. So many comments
BusTed: <message deleted>onstaPOINT
Hrrisn: @InconsiderateHat Glad I'm not the only one
Vinewood_OG: The underben from the underbase
lochnessseammonster:
when you were signing the playmats i kept thinking you were alex, ben
lochnessseammonster: (cuz of the hat)
Thefluffiestguineapig: same
PhuzNutz: Propaghand? Now there's a blast from the past
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RedbeardTheTechnical: beanies > baseball hats
GamerCat88: im ready
YawnLance: Weeeee
ManWithTheMask13: <message deleted>uh oh
LowUpsideCJ: Man I feel so good after i get a fresh chop
SnackPak_: blat blat
QuixoticScrivener: go time
magical_writer: Yesss
protojman: hoooo
rustywir3s: let's goooooo
Darleysam: DO IT
Thefluffiestguineapig: I need to shave the sides of my head every week
shendaras:
raulghoulia: oh yea
RedbeardTheTechnical: WHAT IS HAPPENING
spurius: tsk tsk
e_bloc: lets go
terribleplan: Whoo!
WiJohn: It begins!
ManWithTheMask13: <message deleted>NOT ME
Vinewood_OG: Let's a gooop
teeyeezey: Its me
kid_flashionable: Oooh
lochnessseammonster:
DMGlol: its time
mjuukis: IM IN DANGER
ButButTheJesus: oh right
Shparky2197: Ummm, what?
DistractedMOSFET: yo, murder?
circusofkirkus: thank god
SnackPak_: oooo
DoctorHutch: I am invicible!
ghyllnox: Let's gooooo
ManWithTheMask13: <message deleted>YESSSSSS
far2muchsarcasm: ooo
Blakemcm: AHHHHHHHH
DiscordianTokkan: Bbbbb
Hrrisn: UH OH
e_bloc: so clodr
GamerCat88: Be good
ghizmou: ooooh
Joecool190: oh I just showed up at the right time
kid_flashionable: SAFE
LowUpsideCJ: busted run
frank_the_great: Safe!
Kramburger: See ya Ben
adept_nekomancer: Off by one
betweenmyself: OH NOES
lochnessseammonster:
SnackPak_: scatter!
Shparky2197: Oh no
terribleplan: SAFE!
thatguysteve2709: Safe again
magical_writer: Not today 1
MrSarkhan: Safe
QuixoticScrivener: not to B!
Blip2004:
GayGhostPrince: what is this lmao
WiJohn: B afraid!
qcanoe: safe!
Thefluffiestguineapig: oh noooooo
Darleysam:
gualdhar: BEEJ!
GayGhostPrince: SCATTER
rustywir3s: B is for Ben
Seth_Erickson: B for blasting them
ButButTheJesus: oh no
Mr_Horrible: I knew I shouldn't have changed my name to Br_Borrible
bv310: Uh-oh
ManWithTheMask13: <message deleted>GET EM
teaspoonC: I only show up live to see the shot
ThorSokar:
wishiwassleeping: Safe!
SnackPak_: o7
GamerCat88: o7
Tetramina: o7
Kramburger: o7
underhill33: o7
saucemaster5000: o7
YeOldeMark: o7
ghyllnox: Bengineering?
otakubox0: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
QuixoticScrivener: o7
Aceviru:
glitched_goddess: not today satan
Kelazi5: o7
Dog_of_Myth: o7
far2muchsarcasm: o7
Mr_Horrible: o7
Darleysam: o7
margerfol: o7
YawnLance: o7
Omthebox: LMAO
darkcyril: o7
ratstronomer: o7
WiJohn: o7
ManWithTheMask13: <message deleted>o7
iris_of_ether: o7
lochnessseammonster: o7
Seth_Erickson: o7
7gorobei: o7
LowUpsideCJ: o7
squire_muggins: o7
e_bloc: o7
tidehollowcat: o7
rustywir3s: o7
RealGamerCow: o7
wishiwassleeping: o7
Vinewood_OG: o7
MrSarkhan: O7
RedbeardTheTechnical: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
teeyeezey: F
ManWithTheMask13: <message deleted>see ya DORK
magical_writer: o7
DistractedMOSFET: o7
ghyllnox: o7
Shparky2197: o7
Blakemcm: o7
tehfewl: o7
xantos69: Bullet Proof. o7
kid_flashionable: o7
terribleplan: o7
ShaneLeeAtk: o7
ButButTheJesus:
Darleysam: rip bozo
ratstronomer: I love this stream
Boon_33: o7
ghizmou: o7
Mr_Horrible: "Get back on vacation motherfucker"
itira:
shendaras:
Joecool190: o7
Seth_Erickson: Welcome to the shot club
betweenmyself:
is it safe?
SymphonySolstice: o7
Kramburger: Yeah, that tracks
Austintatious89: Whew close one I thought I jinxed it on Adams stream today
LowUpsideCJ: i knew it as soon as I saw it
Kramburger: You know, Bengineering starts with B...
ButButTheJesus: @betweenmyself (its never safe)
itira: 'i dont think i know any B's' he says
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: only because Wheeler wasn’t in chat
ManWithTheMask13: <message deleted>Ben, when was the last time you checked up on your crypt
Mr_Horrible: the rifftrax yeti
betweenmyself:
SnackPak_: yeti is a classic
Shparky2197: What's with that shade, Ben?
iris_of_ether:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Everyone said for them to run too
MacbethSeemsSus: I can’t wait for when you need to explain this bit to someone at a con
rustywir3s: Beeeeeeeeees
lochnessseammonster:
ManWithTheMask13: <message deleted>NOOO
lochnessseammonster: beez nuts
YawnLance: lmao
saucemaster5000: lmao
RedbeardTheTechnical: ben has a crypt? This has huge lore implications
Mr_Horrible: BanWithTheBask
SnackPak_: wooow
itira: o7
MrSarkhan: O7
GamerCat88: guess we will never know
LowUpsideCJ: "was it doom" GUN
Dog_of_Myth: o7
loufghyslaufey: What yeti? Yiu mean that one "Labubu?"
Omthebox: If he's not there its technically a Cenotaph
Seth_Erickson: damn a second person shot in one day
ButButTheJesus:
Kramburger: Ben died ten years ago
Seth_Erickson: it's a massacre
Mr_Horrible:
Adam giving someone shit for being a writer
RedbeardTheTechnical: look, if you didn't know so much about cursed amulets it wouldn't come up so much
Kramburger: Is a jar a cursed amulet?
rustywir3s: lmao gottem
Austintatious89: Amulets no. Totems yes
Mr_Horrible: that's a Cenobite
RealGamerCow: no that's cenobite
circusofkirkus: a grave without a body is a hole
Vinewood_OG: This show is just Adam on Shutter Island
betweenmyself:
@loufghyslaufey rifftrax Yeti emote
MrSarkhan:
loufghyslaufey: Ah. Kay.
Vinewood_OG: Wark
GasCityGaming: If you can't see it at all its a Cena-taph
RealGamerCow: lol Scruff Pinhead
seepete: If the corpse is there but you can't see it, its a cenataph
omdorastrix: Gotta admit the music from spinning coming from nowhere on my 2nd monitor brought me back here - I STILL don't know what's happening.
magical_writer: It writes itself
glitched_goddess: my great great grandfather has a cenotaph in Ontario
Dog_of_Myth:
ButButTheJesus: Chatterer barking
bv310:
@betweenmyself 
saucemaster5000: pinhead is from chicago Illinois, 60652
QuixoticScrivener: wow, Ben taught me a new word
Mr_Horrible: "I have such sights to show you" is hell for "Check this shit out"
QuixoticScrivener: Thank you Ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: oh and a content warning
Hrrisn: yall could just banter all night. that’d be cool
mjuukis: You ever play a persons vocal cords like a violin?
shendaras:
Dog_of_Myth: Smooth
teaspoonC: I guess the normie word for cenotaph is memorial
teeyeezey: awwww my podcast didnt go the full hour
mjuukis: We have such sights to show you
kid_flashionable:
Shparky2197: Hi! We made it through
RedbeardTheTechnical: i live for banter
Mr_Horrible: it would keep me from being behind in the game, lol
SnackPak_:
play the game! 
saucemaster5000: Ain't called chatty hill
GamerCat88: i learn so much from the podcast times
lochnessseammonster:
yeah you do get to banter all night adam
Omthebox: Sit in silence
Dog_of_Myth: Hi Adam
Omthebox: Refuse
Mr_Horrible: converse with us, Savidan
lochnessseammonster:
Shparky2197: Adam, why, we love you ... mostly
MrSarkhan: We crave attention
n3ther: oh now he wants to talk
ButButTheJesus: heyyy
teeyeezey: ook
DistractedMOSFET: we can just sit here in awkward silence if that's cool
wholsometiger: Hi...
RealGamerCow: Adam just starts timing out everyone
saucemaster5000: everyone stop typing, give him no leads
Omthebox: No
SnackPak_: hi Afam
glitched_goddess: do y’all just keep talking until someone encourages you to do it?
raulghoulia: you know we heard all that, right?
freshmaker__: so uhh.. come here often?
MacbethSeemsSus: Bring back other dad
GamerCat88: meowdy
kid_flashionable: Hi Adam!
omdorastrix: Can we got oMcDonalds?!
frank_the_great: Awkward
Darleysam: yeah not bad, slugger
NotCainNorAbel: good, can you tell me about birds and bees?
shendaras:
RedbeardTheTechnical: is it time for cursed amulet facts with Adam?
thatguysteve2709: It's okay we can entertain ourselves
loufghyslaufey: Oh, yeah.
e_bloc: hi dad
LowUpsideCJ: Nah your heart's not in it we can tell
dougma: we good
Hrrisn: we’re too stinky for Adam
ghizmou: is mom gone forever ?
itira:
betweenmyself: mas o menos
Aceviru: Please sir, don't ban us
ankhomeg: And you do a great job
Shparky2197: ook ook, want banana
Omthebox: Nope
Vinewood_OG: We're not stuck in here with you. You're stuck in here with us.
loufghyslaufey: Where ye be?
GasCityGaming: I'm winnin dad
RedbeardTheTechnical: I don't believe in teeth
terribleplan: I'm... a solid 4 / 10
ButButTheJesus: i'm experiencing stress
Thefluffiestguineapig: Blanket CW?
Mr_Horrible: yes to both
SymphonySolstice: hi uncle adam i'm playing minecraft
wholsometiger: 3 liters a day
iris_of_ether: I'm like 15 minutes to sweatpants; it's better now
Kramburger: When's Mr Ulhmer coming home?
SnackPak_: for sure
PhuzNutz: Awkward stepdad energy
itira: definitely
NotCainNorAbel: for sure
Omthebox: Absolutely
frank_the_great: fuck he's on to us
ghyllnox: Thinky stinky
Austintatious89: Nope
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah
Kramburger: Ben is moon to Adam's Sun
Marvoleath: yes, papa
teeyeezey: so much engagement
glitched_goddess: Ben is 100% the mom
lochnessseammonster:
every day thanks to my little finch ap
gualdhar: Adam is definitely "best friend dad" energy
shushu2539: Hi Adam, your shirt has a big neck
Shparky2197: Well, Adam, do you want to be the responsible one?
lochnessseammonster: no but that moment did
Mr_Horrible: is Ben coming back with the milk and/or cigarettes?
ItsThugDimmadome: Not if you're on creatine
Omthebox: Solrock
loufghyslaufey: Please stop. This interrogarion is existentionalizing me...
slamaham: it’s like the time Garth had to talk to the camera in Wayne’s World…
ShaneLeeAtk: MMONCHEEZ
n3ther: Solrock
QuixoticScrivener: Adam: creamy or chunky peanut butter?
saucemaster5000: sunatone
SnackPak_: you're more Uncle Adam
Mr_Horrible: Hotrock and Mooncheeze
itsr67: 🤓 solrock
kid_flashionable: Uncle Adam yeah
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I have water reminders in my Finch too!
loufghyslaufey: *interrogation
Austintatious89: What's in your pocket?
teaspoonC: Adam feels like the guy who is always around and you just call him an uncle
SymphonySolstice: yeah I feel you
RedbeardTheTechnical: buttons always bothered me on those kinda shirts
LowUpsideCJ: Did your tastes change when your neck got longer
e_bloc: I like big necks and short sleeves
itira: sit tight little shirt
rustywir3s: can't be putting those shoulders on display for free
teeyeezey: work the traps brother
Thefluffiestguineapig: Unsure what the level of overhydration is for humans
ItsThugDimmadome: Showin' off them trapezii
Kramburger: Adam's an Uncle like your Dad's college friend is your uncle
Mr_Horrible: no monsters in your pocket?
Omthebox: Pokemon is a normie property now.
iris_of_ether: Still have the little Shuckle figurine?
Mr_Horrible: smh
saucemaster5000: gollum would eat you
freshmaker__: gottem
GamerCat88: gottem
SnackPak_: gottem
magical_writer: Got em !
itira: got his ass
Vinewood_OG: Gotemmm
Quarthian: Gottem
Mr_Horrible: GOTTEM
Omthebox: Got his ass
terribleplan: Gottem
Dog_of_Myth: gottem
lochnessseammonster:
ButButTheJesus: nothing in its pocketses
LostThePirate: gottem
loufghyslaufey: Ah, heh.
SymphonySolstice: fuckin gottem
dougma: gottem!
DMGlol: gottem
glitched_goddess: GOTTEM
MrSarkhan:
Hrrisn: ha! got eem!
raulghoulia: bilbo would never
teaspoonC: Wow end the stream I guess
ItsThugDimmadome: B o d i e d
teaspoonC: roll credits
kid_flashionable:
Austintatious89: I watched neil newborn play bg3 and he always aska what's in his pocket lol
loufghyslaufey: @raulghoulia He practically did to Gollum...
GamerCat88: do we still have wolf arm?
Omthebox: If your hand is smaller than your face...
RedbeardTheTechnical: this elden ring mod is weird
teaspoonC: Oh no is this one of those games where the female protagonist gets progressively more naked
Vinewood_OG: Fox of Theseus?
glitched_goddess: we just got back from fox land
RealGamerCow: and she's getting less clothed?
Mr_Horrible: they took her face off, like in that movie Face/Off
Quarthian: Oh I missed the ritual, sadge
betweenmyself: became a furry the hard way
saucemaster5000: let's get adam in the Pen fifteen club
loufghyslaufey: I mean, come on. What's it take to realize that Bilbo isn't everybody's perfect little Hobbit?
n3ther: oh no
lochnessseammonster: rude
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omdorastrix: Jokes on you I was born in july I AM a cancer...
Mr_Horrible: Adam you need to go check the latest Merriam-Webster, they removed the word gullible
itira:
@omdorastrix
loufghyslaufey: Even I know and I've only read half way into it.
LowUpsideCJ: @Mr_Horrible they stuck in on the ceiling after
iris_of_ether: So sad I never got the Pen Island pens when they were still a thing
mjuukis: @Mr_Horrible What did they replace it with?
saucemaster5000: gullible's travels
Thefluffiestguineapig: me
teaspoonC: When I was a kid we did the pen15 thing fully knowing what it meant because we thought it was getting away with a naughty word
Greendrag13: Howldy! We got some good spoops tonight?
KeytarCat: Someone did the Pen 15 thing to me, and I responded "huh, that looks like penis"
Omthebox: I put sticky notes with gullible on the ceiling when I worked at taco bell
omdorastrix: incorrectly
RealGamerCow: Someone asked me to name a car that starts with P when I was like 20, and I genuinely couldn't think of one. They got so pissed.
loufghyslaufey: Adam "Nobody" Savidan
lochnessseammonster:
loufghyslaufey: Maybe
RedbeardTheTechnical: gotta wake up pretty late to put one over over redbeard
Mr_Horrible: @RealGamerCow Pford
saucemaster5000: @Omthebox this is based
gualdhar: did you know "gullible" isn't in the Oxford's Dictionary?
LostThePirate: Ok, so, in my high school journalism classroom, we really DID have a sheet of paper taped to the ceiling with the word gullible on it
KeytarCat: The Beej-trayal at Krondor PiF had so many good riddles/jokes
Aceviru: Haha
ButButTheJesus:
ContingentCat: it's a good dad joke
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: What's spelt incorrectly?
Mr_Horrible: that's a classic of the genre
loufghyslaufey: That's a Magic joke!?
Austintatious89: My favorite is why did the mermaid need new seashells?
DiscordianTokkan: What's Green, has six legs, and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you? A pool table
rustywir3s: fsh
ContingentCat: fsh
omdorastrix: fsh
loufghyslaufey: Clearly I didn't get it.
Omthebox: Classic
ghyllnox: Alright fam break out the laffy taffys
Dog_of_Myth:
RealGamerCow: Where's the pirate captain's buccaneers?
NotCainNorAbel: what do you call a cow with no legs?
Vinewood_OG: Really?
RedbeardTheTechnical: what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer.
itira: toddler energy
teaspoonC: They should change the definition of gullible in every major dictionary to just say "hahaa gottem"
shendaras:
Mr_Horrible: we've found a rich vein of content
GamerCat88: hehe excellent
freshmaker__: this is a great crowd
omdorastrix: Has Adam NEVER met an 8-year-old
Austintatious89: She grew out of her b-shells
Aceviru: Dads sharing jokes
NimrodXIV: Adam needs to spend more time with Jacob
ContingentCat: @NotCainNorAbel ground beef
Dr_Seat: I love Adam!
YawnLance: Ben you're set for the night, just roll out all the classics
Seth_Erickson: ground beef is another big one that I heard a lot
Darleysam: this is delightful
raulghoulia: forget stream for babies lets just do grade school jokes Adam never heard before
Hrrisn: classics for a reason
loufghyslaufey: Wait. We hate them?
saucemaster5000: what do you get when you cross a rhinocerous with an elephant and a hippo?
KeytarCat: You hear the folk song about the piano that crushed someone on a military base? It was written in A Flat Major
Zerragonoss: And the best part is you can do this again in 3 years and he will have forgtten them.
RedbeardTheTechnical: what do you call a cow with three legs? tri-tip? Two legs? Lean beef. One leg? Steak. No legs? ground beef. four legs? a cow
circusofkirkus: why was the bicycle laying down?
NotCainNorAbel: a good start
betweenmyself:
we knew Adam was chronically six months late to internet memes; now we know he’s forty years late to dad jokes
ContingentCat: you can revise that as a bus full of billionares
Mr_Horrible: I mean that one's modulate-able
lochnessseammonster: why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? cuz otherwise it'd be a chicken sedan
e_bloc: good start jokes are rarely funny
saucemaster5000: mask is messaging me bad jokes now
Kramburger: What do you call a fly without wings?
circusofkirkus: why was the bicycle laying down? it was two tired
SnackPak_: booo
terribleplan: What do you call a cow with no legs?
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 you've become a spirit medium
KeytarCat: Would a bus of billionaires be most of them
YawnLance: This is great
KeytarCat: ?
LowUpsideCJ: my brother has so many one line joke books
Dog_of_Myth:
itira:
mjuukis: Oh to be adam savidan
GamerCat88: How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam is the best audience
mjuukis: easily entertained
loufghyslaufey: How does Matt not come up with half of these in his stream?
Omthebox: What goes down but doesn't come up? A yo.
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
Austintatious89: What's the hardest part about eating a clock?
Mr_Horrible: a babe in toyland
Plasterboard: A bus full of billionaires going over a cliff would just make more billionaires (the kids would inherit most likely).
frank_the_great: Whimsy
omdorastrix: @Austintatious89 Going back for seconds?
Austintatious89: It's time consuming
RealGamerCow: Adam are you aware of Mitch Hedberg? I think you'd really like his jokes
Vinewood_OG: Switzerland is my favorite country. Why? Its flag is a big plus.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bur those are BAD, he read them during the Spud stream
RedbeardTheTechnical: it's like that XKCD says, 'you're one of today's 10,000"
loufghyslaufey: Should Ben replace Wiggins in his whole household?
Kramburger: Did you see that people thought the trailer for the live action moana was AI slop?
RealGamerCow: "escalator temporarily stairs" will absolutely kill me every time
ContingentCat: thanks for reminding me of the existence of Will Smith genie
Austintatious89: @omdorastrix That's really good nice!
SnackPak_: @RealGamerCow same
BusTed: two-time spinner winner 😤
omdorastrix:
@Austintatious89 So... it's time consuming, AND you can't go back for seconds... 
ContingentCat: @RealGamerCow appologies for the convience
ElektroTal: holy shit, it's the guys from Road Quest!
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Omthebox: WB BusTed
SnackPak_: the perfect transaction
saucemaster5000: did they have inedibles?
Hrrisn: If you wanna remember your dreams, smoke weed for a while and then quit cold turkey. Your dreams will be so vivid
RedbeardTheTechnical: oh lordy
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ContingentCat: good, you're doing something wrong if you smoke the edibles
ManWithTheMask13: they had a family of superheroes
itira: uh oh
loufghyslaufey: @Kramburger The bare minimum gimmicks aren't doing them favors either.
Thefluffiestguineapig: welp RIP
ContingentCat: awww
RedbeardTheTechnical: oh, man, yeah those infused ones are a LOT
Mr_Horrible:
they're like the infused labyrinth offerings, Adam, they've been jumped up by Oshabi
Juliamon: infused means "you want to smoke AND dab at the same time??"
terribleplan: One hit and then you quit
itira: ah to have a low tolerance
ContingentCat: @Juliamon yiikes
SnackPak_: Juliamon oh, fun
GamerCat88: yeah the infused ones can pack a punch
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Omthebox: Drugs sound awful, why does anyone do them
Mr_Horrible: got that Vivid Zaza
glitched_goddess: I once got so high I kept forgetting I made myself ramen and didn’t realize it until I ran out of bowls
itira:
Shparky2197: @Omthebox Because of things more awful, usually. Trauma sucks
loufghyslaufey: Or "Loaf Taller Ants?"
Thefluffiestguineapig: There was a reason that was all they had left
Mr_Horrible:
@Omthebox No idea, I say, taking a sip of my beer
SnackPak_: drugs can be pretty fun
BusTed:
ContingentCat: when you do it right it's good
Vinewood_OG: Modern flower is selectively bred for extreme thc levels. Great for the tourists, I guess.
Hrrisn: all things in moderation
Omthebox: Skill issue
e_bloc: yeah when you overdo anything its awful
LowUpsideCJ: know your dotions
cidalfos: I’ve had stuff from B.C. it can be that good
Quarthian: I don't, that's why I drink booze
QuixoticScrivener: @Hrrisn including moderation
freshmaker__: yeah most things are bad if you have too much, even good stuff you like
saucemaster5000: weed keeps me so awake
meagremania: so mostly CBD?
ashesandmochi: Every time I've been given a drug (by a medical professional) meant to claim me down it gives me anxiety so I feel like weed would just make me anxious lmao
ManWithTheMask13: I really only drink
ContingentCat: I'm the other way around, I don't like the alcohol feeling but weed's better
e_bloc: I stopped drinking 3.5 years ago and I don't miss it at all
Mr_Horrible: yeah, I've tried a few things once, but alcohol is the only one that's stuck with me
glitched_goddess: I smoked more before I got state health insurance, weed is cheaper than ssri
betweenmyself: least ya didn’t call 911 like that one cop and his girlfriend when they thought they overdosed on pot… “I think we’re dead. Time is going by really really really slow.”
loufghyslaufey: Why would you? Beer always seems expensive...
bv310: I got super into cocktails specifically so I can do one fancy drink and chill
ashesandmochi: claim = calm
BusTed: chess videos
ContingentCat: How it's Made after smoking is so cool
Kramburger: More like ASM-Nah
GayGhostPrince: littering is bad
ManWithTheMask13: I dated an ASMR VA for a bit and wrote scripts for her for like 3 years
GamerCat88: japanese train videos are soothing to me
Shparky2197: I fall asleep to Qwerpline and Panalysts
RelwinEJ: Super relaxing
RealGamerCow: ASMR gives me the heebie jeebies.
e_bloc: its not for me but I can see why other people like it
Hrrisn: ASMR makes me really uncomfortable. sounds like nails on chalkboard to me
Kramburger: I use conversational podcasts to fall asleep
MrSarkhan: It's like nails on a chalk board to me. Can't stand it
Morrigan9: nails on chalkboard
loufghyslaufey: Eh? I don't have a clue.
NimrodXIV: I hate that so many ads are trying to be ASMR now
ManWithTheMask13: She was cool. Even when she asked me to write a Shrek script
RealGamerCow: But I totally understand why people like it
saucemaster5000: I also use podcast for beddy byes
Shparky2197: @ManWithTheMask13 Sorry, wut?
Hrrisn: @nimrodxiv it’s awful
ButButTheJesus: @NimrodXIV every ad is an audio/visual assault nowadays
Cptasparagus: @NimrodXIV theres so many wet mouth noises in Spotify ads now... its awful
ManWithTheMask13: "I was having trouble falling asleep but luckily there was this Guile ft10"
RealGamerCow: Adam falling asleep to fighting games like Big Lebowski falling asleep to bowling cassettes
e_bloc: I'm a two fans and a white noise machine guy
taliesinskye: Under pillow speakers are great for falling asleep to.
BusTed: DI reaction sounds
glitched_goddess: I’ve been listening to game knights & elder dragon social club to sleep lol
e_bloc: oh and weighted blankets
loufghyslaufey: Dang it. Where's your stamina meter, game!?
ManWithTheMask13: @Shparky2197 Yeah she wanted and posted a shrek waifu ASMR for her channel
kid_flashionable: I fall asleep to road quest a lot! It's chill
SymphonySolstice: yeah me too
Quarthian: I can't stand silence
Mr_Horrible: he can only fall asleep to the Vin Diesel classic
SymphonySolstice: it there's any sort of noise I am Awake
glitched_goddess: omg inari sushi is the best
GhostValv: sleep masks helped me with the light at night
ButButTheJesus: @loufghyslaufey yellow bar
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible ah yes. "the boiler room"
Marvoleath: I used to go to sleep listening to heavy metal
itsr67:
gm
jadielady: I have sleep earbuds that have a soundscape of rain mixed with train noises. that and a mask to keep out the light and I'm good
thatguysteve2709: I fall asleep to power wash simulator
Shparky2197: @ManWithTheMask13 I have no words, but I'm sure that many people are into it
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 that's on me, left that one open
raulghoulia: @e_bloc first time I used my weighted blanket for a nap I though I slept for 28 hours but it was only half an hour. It was amazing
lamina5432: he random asmr doesn't sit with me, need some skits with what I watch
loufghyslaufey: @ButButTheJesus Well it should be green. Like in Minecraft.
Thefluffiestguineapig: it says a lot about me and how I grew up/wasn’t permitted to socialize that Zero Punctuation is how I go to sleep
ManWithTheMask13: @Shparky2197 Ayupppp
Quarthian: Weighted blankets are amazing
kid_flashionable: I lived with too many loud siblings that I need noise that sounds like people talking normally
Omthebox: I just lay down and pass out for 8 hours.
BusTed: @ManWithTheMask13 were there mud splorching sounds
ContingentCat: I like having rain white noise going all night so I don't wake up as easily
RealGamerCow: When I was real little and my parents took me places I used to crawl in peoples cabinets or closets and sleep.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Unless you’re abused and isolated
Mr_Horrible: I don't really need a ton to get me to sleep, usually. Just lie down, lights off, maybe play a little picross
Thefluffiestguineapig: then you aren’t given real choices
kid_flashionable: So TV shows I'm used to and streams work very well for me lol
NotCainNorAbel: I listened to music to sleep as a kid but then my SO did not and couldn't sleep with music.
ManWithTheMask13: @BusTed I don't think so, or at least I don't remember writing any IDK she might've added them to the video
e_bloc: I never have issues sleeping, but I also take klonopin every day, so thats probably why
shushu2539: The speed of this character swinging their axe makes me sleepy
betweenmyself: I use a white noise machine that sounds like an AC unit; tried rain/thunderstorm recordings but I immediately identify the loop if they’re under 30 mins and it drives me insane
Shparky2197: Now I'm remembering the two melatonin dream you had on Road Quest
e_bloc:
666
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible picross enjoyer = based
Hrrisn: lately I’ve been mid-day napping and falling asleep to the PPRs
far2muchsarcasm: i tried melatonin for a while and it did help me sleep, but boy did i have the worst night sweats on it
far2muchsarcasm: was not worth is
NotCainNorAbel: I also shouldn't take anything to sleep since I can get work calls overnight.
GamerCat88: honestly the melly gummies taste really good hard to only have one
ManWithTheMask13: I miss sleeping in class
Mr_Horrible:
I can't have streams up because then my monitor won't snooze and I get burn-in 
bv310: I get the *weirdest* dreams on Melatoonin
SnackPak_: gettem Adam
loufghyslaufey: Wuh?
ButButTheJesus: not anymore!
Omthebox: You'll get somebody in like 3 days
LostThePirate: I rarely fall asleep to LRR; y'all are too engaging haha
raulghoulia: Oh I fall asleep to Lets Nope all the time
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 veeeeery slowly working through S9
Omthebox: When they watch the vod
Greendrag13: I'm not sleeping, but I *am* vibing with some maple hot cocoa
Cunobelenos: you got my partner…
e_bloc: I've never used LRR to fall asleep, but sometimes it happense naturally
RealGamerCow: @bv310 me too, just so weird
Shparky2197: You got me, and I'm awake
thatguysteve2709: I have used lets nope vods to sleep
lamina5432: I woke up 10 minutes ago so glad I didn't get hit
Omthebox: I have dreams I could remember just about every night.
ManWithTheMask13: banger
kid_flashionable: The resident evil streams were good for that!
loufghyslaufey: Cool, good one.
AugmentingPath: Just a point of slow return, apparently
Mr_Horrible: I dream all the time, but I also only remember vague impressions of most of them
Mr_Horrible: "AAAAAAA I'm okay"
loufghyslaufey: 1You sold out the Atans Up Poetry Night, Ben. Also you were disqualified, i think.
NimrodXIV: Chris! Roger!
ButButTheJesus: aaAAaaAA
saucemaster5000: I remember bebber board bames, baba boihn's
Mr_Horrible: "Adam. Adam help! ADAM!"
kid_flashionable:
raulghoulia: Liberated
Omthebox: @Mr_Horrible Dream journals work. And also just trying to remember them as soon as you wake up for like an hour. But otherwise yeah they evaporate quick.
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Mr_Horrible: I *do* remember Baba John's
e_bloc: oh now I'm having flashbacks
Shparky2197: Ahhh, I missed hanging out with the loud bois
kid_flashionable: YEEAAAH man that great
thatguysteve2709: I just remember agent
Mr_Horrible: I had a stitch in my side for a whole day after that episode
e_bloc: and a magnum opus in Daymare
thatguysteve2709: He had some strong line work
kid_flashionable: *that was great, oop
loufghyslaufey: *Stand up, by gawsh. Auto-corrrector & no auto-corrector will never be goos enough!
Mr_Horrible: "THIS GAME SUUUUUUCKS! [elated]"
ButButTheJesus: it was from you that I learned about the Quiznos rat commercials
raulghoulia: Ben not being able to open doors as player 2 in RE6 was great
GamerCat88: subway-verse
e_bloc: first ballot LRR HOF
BusTed: I think so?
saucemaster5000: that was dead space
thatguysteve2709: Dead space
Mr_Horrible: I wanna say that was Dead Space remake
xantos69: That was Dead Space
BusTed: ohh
Rob_Racoon: dead space
shendaras: Dead space, yeah.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Subway-verse was Dead Space
Mr_Horrible: it was while you were fighting the big zero G boss
Mr_Horrible: it's just the infinite void, Adam
kid_flashionable: Yeeaah!
ManWithTheMask13: The Callisto Protocol was a mid game but the vods were great
Mr_Horrible:
grow up
ButButTheJesus:
LostThePirate: I was late to Let's Nope compared to the other streams; I'm not a horror games person, and didn't realize until I gave the show a shot how secondary the horror games are the the show, haha.
betweenmyself: I have incredibly vivid dreams which can really suck if I have a nightmare or stress dream
HadesLeprechaun: Cronos
Mr_Horrible: Cronos seems cool, yeah
thatguysteve2709: 100% dead space I watched it like a week ago
Alchemistmerlin: Cronos seems rad
thatguysteve2709: Chonos
saucemaster5000: no wonder last of us 2 was a banger
kid_flashionable: Man now I know what I'm gunna fall asleep to tonight, settled and done
Mr_Horrible: only time that's ever been said about Daymare
lamina5432: AAA been haven issues
loufghyslaufey: Ah yes, the Protocol building up a sequel that practically went nowhere at the end?
thatguysteve2709: I showed my fiance daymare recently
Sapphic_Shenanigans: "he's going there... and then he'll BE THERE."
bv310: Was Daymare "He's going there, and then he'll BE THERE"
Shparky2197: If it's bad and a spot, it's now W+P than let's nope
ManWithTheMask13: Mothered was an all-time banger of a stream
Shparky2197: Slog*
RealGamerCow: There was about 50% too much LOU2
BusTed: bad ben
otakubox0: Last of us 2 chronological order playthrough when?
thatguysteve2709: Yep
loufghyslaufey: Wuh?
thatguysteve2709: No the vods
frank_the_great: Instead of playing TLOU2 in order, simply edit the stream so it's in order
GamerCat88: yes Daymare line is so good, it always makes me smile
itsaysTRUENO: animal crossing villager ass letter
loufghyslaufey: A child died & she consuled the fox or...?
TheAlanHeffley: Bloodborne revisit?
Mr_Horrible:
once it comes out on PC
loufghyslaufey: Yōtei?
Kramburger: I feel like the observation duty-type games would be good for let's nope
GamerCat88: oh has Ben seen the elden ring vs. bloodborne death sounds
taliesinskye: I was told recent that the cadence to Japanese words is what's left of the tonality that Mandarin still has
ManWithTheMask13: Oh I remember that
Mr_Horrible: I'm a bad community member, I don't comment on youtube stuff ever
MacbethSeemsSus: I wonder if that person ever forgave you guys
Aceviru: Oh my God that comment sucked
glitched_goddess: not reading comments is self care
ManWithTheMask13: Or when that person got mad because you were being nice to a Blanka player
Mr_Horrible:
but I'd have positive things to say 
shushu2539: wait, does the show has a point?
Shparky2197: I should stop reading comments
loufghyslaufey: Get Gud, comments! Maybe they are "frogs" after all...
freshmaker__: lol fighting games and learning in general doesnt work if you switch it up all the time.
frank_the_great: Every episode of Let's Nope is a horror game, maybe you should mix it up /jk
GayGhostPrince: are you people being mean in the comments???
GayGhostPrince: what the hell
betweenmyself: seen a video for the demo of a game called “Subliminal”; seems like a horror game meets Stanley Parable. No idea when a full release is due.
Hrrisn: I couldn’t do it if I were in your position. id be the same way
otakubox0: I did see a comment on an oki oki being very positive about Nelly going off with that ranked win streak tho
e_bloc: nothing to be gained there
lamina5432: people need to touch grass
Mr_Horrible:
"We're all the worst" - Adam Savidan
Aceviru: I always make it a point to drop good comments on oki oki
loufghyslaufey: What say you, Bros?
GamerCat88: big same
Omthebox:
Sad time
HadesLeprechaun: most of the comments I leave on youtube videos are just questions, lol
gibbousm: There's some big stuff out in 2026. New Resident Evil and the Fatal Frame remake. Also Hellraiser
SnackPak_: let Adam be loud
saucemaster5000: I'm holding my breath until you recind that comment
loufghyslaufey: @Mr_Horrible Well said! & quote.
ghyllnox: "I don't think you understand the point of Adam"
Mr_Horrible: hell yeah, more 30 Rock
ButButTheJesus:
kid_flashionable: @gibbousm oooh yeah fatal fram remake!! Can't wait!
xantos69: Adam, I would pick you to be in my group project.
ManWithTheMask13: @Mr_Horrible Maybe some Psych
CeridwenCoeur: "Time to think too hard about something a stranger on the internet said"
kid_flashionable: Parks and Rec baby
raulghoulia: youve been flanderized
Mr_Horrible: @ManWithTheMask13 whistling and pointing whenever I see the pineapple
kid_flashionable: @manwiththemask13 that's an underrated show, it was always so fun
Kramburger: Weridly my first impressions on meeting most LRR folk is that your accents are more noticeable in person for some reason
SnackPak_: time to get Nicole into the youtube comments
e_bloc: and beej
frank_the_great:
Khasi1596: Adam also only cares about Nicole's opinions
MacbethSeemsSus: hear that graham?
GamerCat88: dolphin noises
raulghoulia: Tobias!
Quarthian: It's taken me a bit to stop giving a shit about what other people think about me
Alchemistmerlin: Unimaginable Horrors from Beyond the Void vs. Japanese Middle Schooler with a lead pipe
Mr_Horrible: grahamathy
loufghyslaufey: @MacbethSeemsSus Crackers?
Dog_of_Myth:
Vinewood_OG: RIP Brayan
BusTed: fonts fonts fonts!
Omthebox: RIP Bozo
Hrrisn: I had to get off most social media because of that.
Shparky2197: RIP Graham, that memorial video was hilarious (joke)
e_bloc: fucking roasted
Kramburger: Dude, my almost 2 year old says 'No' the way that americans *think* asuuies say no
NotCainNorAbel: got 'em
Vinewood_OG: Papyrus!!!
frank_the_great: The pregnant boob monster is a lot less interesting the second time around
HadesLeprechaun: Who's Graham? Do you mean Brayan?
BusTed: @Kramburger noe
GayGhostPrince: Naur
rustywir3s: auhr nauhr
Mr_Horrible: cleor
itira: oh naur!
Kramburger: It's HILARIOUS
Mr_Horrible: the condensation, cleor
DaFhaye: Hi everyone! Hope yall are doing well
rustywir3s: chewing on those vowels
Kramburger: "Do you want a juice?" "Naur"
loufghyslaufey: Ever tried... a roast night for a segment just over what said person streamed for the entire month?
itsaysTRUENO: they say "no" like they're saying all the vowels in order
Shparky2197: Oh, H2O, you were definitely a formative show
Mr_Horrible: "Kram your kid's setting us back like 50 years" "Yeah it's fuckin' funny"
SnackPak_: kids cursing is soo funny
ContingentCat: lol my Dad
saucemaster5000: my dad just straight up pulled practical jokes on us
terribleplan: To stop bad behavior even if it's funny, yeah
ManWithTheMask13: I never swore (in front of my parents)
GayGhostPrince: yeah it makes me laugh
GamerCat88: kids dropping bombs are hilarious to me
Kramburger: Oh dude, my 4 y/o has started trying to tell jokes and they're so bad, it cracks me up
Quarthian: Why not
ManWithTheMask13: I started swearing at age 6 and never got caught
Hrrisn: based
Mr_Horrible: you teach them that it's not something you do in polite company but they're also just words, simple as
e_bloc: honestly for me, yeah, I just don't want other people confronting me about it
Athelgar: YEP, hard agree Ben
Quarthian: I mean there are words that are bad but 'fuck' isn't one of them
bv310: One of the first words I learned was "fuck". My uncle taught me it when he took me to high school with him as an ice breaker with girls.
protojman: because words need to be bad so they can be cool
kid_flashionable: My niece absolutely utilized me breaking into laughter as a means to do the dumbest shit around her parents
lamina5432: teach them some dad jokes
DaFhaye: That's the nice part of having a pet. You can laugh at all there dumb stuff and it doesn't matter
frank_the_great: Good joke streamer
e_bloc: yeah my 5 year old is really trying to understand jokes and they are nonsense
Hrrisn: @quarthian true
GayGhostPrince: fashjdfl;jashdf
loufghyslaufey: "Skibidi?"
Mr_Horrible: that's better than like 70% of the standup in New York at this point
LostThePirate: My little kid has definitely gotten frustrated and grumbled "shit..." before lol
Vinewood_OG: Is this story going anywhere, kid?
itsaysTRUENO: and then
GamerCat88: back in my day... last wednesday
loufghyslaufey: Ugh.
Omthebox: Life is a horseshoe
raulghoulia: My best friends 5 year old calls everyone bro
saucemaster5000: "This jokes is not so much interesting as it is long!"
HorusFive: Next year on "This or That"
darkcyril: "Drunk or a Toddler" is a similar game.
Kramburger: "Knock knock" "who's there" "Chicken laid an egg on the window"
mrshazboto: I always thought of swears as filler words most of the time. I think I'd be cool with my kid swearing after like....10? Let the language center develop a bit so it's not the ONLY thing they say
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 please don't call me out so publicly like this
Vinewood_OG: And we tied a Labubu to our belts, as was the style at the time!
bv310: That sounds like a really sad This or That for Live
GayGhostPrince: my 4 year old nephew was playing mario, got killed by a goomba, and said "yoU BITCH"
gibbousm: I got in trouble for saying "shit" way back in I think it was fourth grade.
HorusFive: @Kramburger Love that one. Classic
SnackPak_: Uncle Adam let's us curse
Thefluffiestguineapig: You would be a better influence than my parents because that was all entirely isolation
Mr_Horrible: drags cigarette
saucemaster5000: meanwhile my niece just says she farted on my face and it's going to stay there forever
Austintatious89: That little boy with the glasses yes that's a cute vid
Thefluffiestguineapig: Same, I can give them back
Shparky2197: I do kinda want to see Uncle Adam and Ben's Babysitting Service
itira:
@saucemaster5000
Pteraspidomorphi: I too am an uncle
mrshazboto: It's great to put them back on the shelf
Omthebox: @saucemaster5000 that explains a lot
teaspoonC: @saucemaster5000 your niece is a legend
Quarthian: That's how I feel about dogs
Shparky2197: as a bit
itsaysTRUENO: assigned babysitter by nature
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@saucemaster5000 
RelwinEJ: No lie, having a kid has been rough in unexpected ways.
Mr_Horrible: that's so fucking funny
Austintatious89: I like the other one where one says "I've had it I'm tired and cranky" lol
bv310: This is the joys of teaching, Ben
RealGamerCow: My nephew started calling people "dig-head" when he was like 6. Because "those people can go dig a hole and sit in it."
GayGhostPrince: it took his mom 10 minutes to stop laughing to tell him not to say that
gibbousm: I used to want kids, but I feel like it was more societal pressure.
e_bloc: I'd be so proud
Mr_Horrible: "Kid your comedic inclination is GOLDEN, just need to modulate a bit"
shushu2539: child's honesty is fun
Thefluffiestguineapig: I love asking kids about animals as a vet tech/someone in vet med because teaching them things is so good
Mr_Horrible: "Say fuckass next time"
Thefluffiestguineapig: They are so excited to learn
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Just say shit next time, that word is bad"
RelwinEJ: Friend's kid greeted a doctor with 'Sup bitch?'
Mr_Horrible: that would actually make it funnier, yeah
Mr_Horrible: Gamer Rage but they're calling them a buttface
SnackPak_: so good
Thefluffiestguineapig: "I'm gonna fart on your face and it will stay there forever"
PhuzNutz: @Mr_Horrible I'm voting for Dukakis
ButterBall000: The kid's "shithead" to the parent's "poopoohead
e_bloc: when my kid's tired he just makes everyone's last name 'poop'
adept_nekomancer: "Excuse me, that's Dr. Bitch, M. D."
LostThePirate: My great-grandma thought it was funny as hell when I was like 2 or 3 and tried to push a terra cotta pot bigger than me, then stubbed my toe on it and said "Shit!" She thought it was funny, "At least she knows when to say it!"
Vinewood_OG: @PhuzNutz I have some bad news....
Austintatious89: I taught for six years and one kid always was going to curse until he saw me listening "so of a..biscuit' "oh fuuuuuudge" haha
Mr_Horrible: it's extremely funny in the moment, but it's also definitely a "Okay but for real where'd you learn that"
Thefluffiestguineapig: For me I've been in rooms like that as a medical practitioner and you don't laugh because you ask if the animal is theirs
saucemaster5000: my niece once told me she would tickle me until I voided my bowls
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh the under the breath "shit" is so good
saucemaster5000: (she meant bowels)
DaFhaye: I accidentally taught one of my nieces dipshit. When asked were they learned it they just dead stared at me and I lost my shit.
GasCityGaming: When I was little my skating instructor called me shorty, cause i was like 5. My brain was like what's a word with 'big' in it I can use to get back at them with that's a real word? At a local hockey game I walked up to them and they called me shorty so in front of all of their friends 5 year old me called them a bigot.
KeytarCat: Saw a post of someone's reward chart where their kid figured out they could do all but one daily task and still get the reward. So the kid decided to not "no swearing" every day, greeting mom with "Good morning, motherfucker!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 HAHAHAHAHA
ButButTheJesus: I'm partial to Alex's "Ass ass ass ass"
kid_flashionable: Definitely don't let your four year old kid watch RuPaul's Drag Race or else you get some weird teacher write ups
Thefluffiestguineapig: You don't dress up at all
Mr_Horrible: dressed up like the babadook saying "We're gonna have to put him down"
DistractedMOSFET: "Cancer, your dog has"
Vinewood_OG: Cam with the "Bullshit cock!"
SymphonySolstice: I read a story once where a doctor was dressed like a devil and had to tell someone they had an STD
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also animals will piss, shit and get puss all over your costume
KeytarCat: "Elsa told me the dog died, and to let it go"
itsaysTRUENO: wait Ben what did age of empires make you say that made your mom take you out the burger place?
bv310: @KeytarCat "I'm sorry, but we don't talk about Bruno anymore"
Quarthian: I'd let any kid watch that
Mr_Horrible: "Because they're queer?" "No, because they're catty"
meagremania: so you're saying my 5 eyar old shouldn't know all the words to Chappel Roan songs?
ManWithTheMask13: My parents let me watch the Pacific and Band of Brothers when I was 9
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DistractedMOSFET I can't laugh because genuinely those conversations are awful, if there's kids you need to be aware of age and the awareness of death at those ages
Mr_Horrible: @meagremania unironically teaching them Adam's "Fruit to go" version
saucemaster5000: my parents tried to ban the simpsons cause they thought it wasn't funny
teaspoonC: I could do whatever but I had really strict screen time rules
raulghoulia: kids should grow up to have Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent
BusTed: How many older siblings did you have?
wishiwassleeping: My bestie’s dentist mom has to tell a patient and his mom that he was going to basically lose all his teeth to meth mouth while wearing a hate with a machete sticking out of it.
lamina5432: the only thing I got told not to watch was ed edd and eddy
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kid_flashionable: My nephew called another kid a "c-word" with his whole being and I won't lie I could not stop laughing when I heard
Shparky2197: I was weird about swearimg until late high school. It was an odd transition
Vinewood_OG: @Thefluffiestguineapig "Radagast again this year?"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ManWithTheMask13 My dad watched Oh Brother Where Art Thou with me and my brother constantly since I was I think 7
NotCainNorAbel: my Mom was cool with us watching anything but we had to watch South Park with her.
e_bloc: by the time i was 13, my single mom didnt care if I was on the internet until 1 a.m.
GasCityGaming: we had dial up and 40 hours a month at first, we had a log we kept by the computer so we didn't go over and get charged more.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Vinewood_OG Does he also have blood all over him? Plus that's a massive hazard to other animals (sorry I just got off work and we had a lepto patient)
Omthebox: My mom set a parental control on WoW but I cracked the email and reset the password so i could play at 3am.
ContingentCat: wow
LostThePirate: My dad got my uncle's NES when he upgraded to a Genesis, so I had Nintendo games as a young kid. I *still* have that Nintendo.
bv310: My mom tried to ban me from the Simpsons. I snuck an episode in once and it was the Treehouse of Horror where Homer murders Moe. I believed my parents when they said it was too bad for me for like two more full years.
e_bloc: thats an understatement
MacbethSeemsSus: I mean infinite scrolling apps are designed to keep them addicted
Mr_Horrible: still gotta parent, can't just hand it off to the apps
saucemaster5000: he's top gun maverick ing
teaspoonC: Raising a kid right now sounds like a nightmare tbh (I still wanna)
kid_flashionable: I enjoy being an auntie to a bunch of kids, it's pretty nice.. don't know if I want to be a parent though
Thefluffiestguineapig: Marching bands constantly do candy bar sales
raulghoulia: its the season so all my friends kids are calling me to buy wreathes for their scouts
saucemaster5000: no tennis?
SymphonySolstice: there's kids that set up lemonade stands in the summer, we were never in a million years allowed to do that in the 2000's
Boon_33: timbit challenge, watermelon popping.
ManWithTheMask13: No 10 v 10 marvel tourneys?
xantos69: Not what I heard.
TheMerricat: what's the difference between european handball and handball?
Mr_Horrible:
Omthebox:
ButButTheJesus: heh
Omthebox: In the paint touchin balls
ContingentCat: what position in Rugby?
itira: heehee balls
Aceviru: @teaspoonC You just have to be a decent parent. And parenting is not for everyone. Definitely some bad examples out there.
Thefluffiestguineapig: The only sport I've ever been good at is equestrian events but I discovered my extensive joint issues in my mid 20's
GamerCat88: box out, set picks and rebound
bv310: Units?
ContingentCat: hehehe
ManWithTheMask13: I was good at taking naps
Thefluffiestguineapig: they had a tall forward?
GasCityGaming: dang, nice!
Mr_Horrible: I played a *very* small amount of soccer as an asthmatic toddler, and then I did 4 years of floor hockey in elementary school
Thefluffiestguineapig: Those balls hurt to get hit with!
RealGamerCow: I was the weird kid who enjoyed playing goalie, so I always played goalie
kid_flashionable: I always was partial to track myself, I loved running a lot
RelwinEJ: Pitching was so much more fun than batting
Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN
e_bloc: hockey at least gave you the 'shoot' story
Mr_Horrible: and Lebron still won't wish you a happy birthday
saucemaster5000: big fish small pond
Mr_Horrible: what a shit
shushu2539: at which age did you mastered curling?
glitched_goddess: they're basically hurling rocks at you in baseball being afraid of the ball is natural imo
Shparky2197: I liked books and hyperfocused on books. I should have played more sports
itsaysTRUENO: I played little league against a 12 year old guy that is now a pro pitcher. that was scary.
ContingentCat: especially in sascatuwan
Omthebox: Fortunately I got disillusioned with my own inadequacy at an early age
Thefluffiestguineapig: @itsaysTRUENO Are you from Ohio by chance?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Omthebox Big same
Mr_Horrible: your house
itsaysTRUENO: @Thefluffiestguineapig no sorry
MacbethSeemsSus: you’ve got to play like your the best and practice like your the worst. it’s weird mentally
GamerCat88: yup former scholarship v-ball player and can confirm 3-a-day practices plus full school load was not the fun it was meant to be
Omthebox: I was just bad at baseball, I needed glasses.
Mr_Horrible: you've just been kinda running back and forth along the same stretch of road during this whole convo, I just didn't want to interrupt
Juliamon: I wanted to play baseball and I wasn't allowed to because mom didn't want to deal with mosquitos
NotCainNorAbel: I didn't like it since I bat left handed and I got hit by a lot of pitches
Thefluffiestguineapig: @itsaysTRUENO Never mind, there was an athletic savant near me who played baseball who had two of the nerdiest parents who had ZERO idea what to do with this kid
lamina5432: I quit baseball after being hit by 3 pitches in a row in 5th grade
Mr_Horrible: so real
itira:
@Mr_Horrible
Juliamon: I got to play soccer because the weather was cold enough for the mosquitos to be gone
GamerCat88: it made me hate playing ... took the joy out of it, so i stopped and switched to full academic
BusTed: hell yeah
SymphonySolstice: twin girls I went to school with both went to the uni of louisiana and somehow played volleyball the entire time they both got medical degrees and I have NO idea how you have the energy to swing that
Mr_Horrible: real Calvin energy
saucemaster5000: swinging the invisible buster sword
RelwinEJ: That's somehow worse than dandelion picking
ButButTheJesus: karate > baseball imo
GamerCat88: hell yeah karate in the outfield sounds awesome
Austintatious89: Have a good night everyone! I'm playing bg3 with the sisters but I'll be lurking. Ggs!
FirteeBunabold: Oh yeah, first practice of fast pitch i got hit right on the elbow. i couldn't stand to be in the batters box, and i couldn't straighten my arm properly for years lol
bv310: "You have to lock in, son"
Omthebox: I made patches in the grass so I could stand in the exact same place every inning
Thefluffiestguineapig: My brother once picked flowers during a soccer game while playing soccer
KeytarCat: I never liked having more things to do than school
Austintatious89: Oh god
itira: Adam
Shparky2197: @Austintatious89 Bye, thanks for hanging out
GamerCat88: sup sisters
Austintatious89: No and no
kid_flashionable:
Mr_Horrible: oh no, the American's coming out again
Vinewood_OG: Baptozed
Austintatious89: They babtized though
BusTed: She was in chat, too
ButButTheJesus: oh my
Mr_Horrible:
it wants you to notice the button prompt
glitched_goddess: my parents made me stop karate so we could afford paying for my sister's soccer stuff
raulghoulia: my oshi says 'sup
Austintatious89: My middle sister likes big gorillas so maybe
e_bloc: pass along Adam's business card
Shparky2197: I think this is getting a little weird
saucemaster5000: send them the clip of eating glue
GasCityGaming: Just a full black and white 8x10
BusTed: oshit
itira: HAHAAA
Omthebox: We've got a lot of clips from todays Spelunky
BusTed: get his ass
teaspoonC: If I'm not single but I am available which answer should I give
e_bloc: send the watermelon smashing clip
NotCainNorAbel: I got some good Adam clips
ContingentCat: baptized?
Vinewood_OG: Cracking a watermelon clip
GamerCat88: ur saying there is a chance
itsaysTRUENO: mmm tell me about your karate moves
ButButTheJesus: moshi mosh
e_bloc: or the milk clip, that should seal the deal
MacbethSeemsSus: “You know, this guy only poops every couple days”
adept_nekomancer:
@Vinewood_OG Or the one with the milk.
saucemaster5000: I shot the puck once babe
Austintatious89: Tell her you have the power of God and anime and she might fall for you
GamerCat88: trying to hit dragonflies or something
e_bloc: karate better or worse than your breakaway hockey story
betweenmyself: had to do several years of therapy to address my issues with balance; had severe issues with my vestibular system as a young child
ContingentCat: karate in the outfield sounds like a code
BrindleBoar: Adam you know you can rent movie theaters, you could make all of your friends and coworkers watch that.
saucemaster5000: just puff puff
RealGamerCow: kids like that used to get abandoned to get hit
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GasCityGaming: A classmates little brother had to have essentially a new rule put in in hockey, Levi could only score 5 goals in a game. Eventually made the WHL.
bv310: There is nothing funnier than an unearned war cry
Mr_Horrible: @GasCityGaming hell yeah
LostThePirate: I caught the franchise opener of the Goldeneyes vs Torrent the other night; happy to have some local PWHL teams now!
itira:
xantos69: That is an amazing bit
Vinewood_OG: "Meesah waiting for crosswalk"
Mr_Horrible: "I got 50k channel points from my streamer's untimely demise"
glitched_goddess: "Nope, it was the heartattack later"
saucemaster5000: "this is illegal but I'm not a lawyer so..."
Mr_Horrible: "Magic Pixel, DUMBASSES!"
bv310: Do you buy or rent that coffin?
ButButTheJesus:
@Vinewood_OG
itsaysTRUENO: back in black blasting from unknown speakers
e_bloc: I lived bitch
Omthebox: There's a pop of streamers and a banner drops from the ceiling with a sliver of a lifebar on it
RealGamerCow: adam jumps out and yells "GOTTEM!"
e_bloc: sorry about the bitch
BrindleBoar: I still like the "have a muppet version of you in the casket" funeral idea
saucemaster5000: My channel points! -- James
BusTed: pay out the non-believers
Mr_Horrible: "no, you're alive. BUT! CHIP!"
bv310: The truck wake up supers you
e_bloc: I imagine it being just like when brad pitts get killed in meet joe black
MacbethSeemsSus: “Why is the will written in crayon?”
betweenmyself: fill the coffin with your body weight in warm tapioca pudding, sculpted in your form
Mr_Horrible: wakeup EXDP on that Pinto
Omthebox: c.mp because you're a freak
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: closed casket funeral, but then “Pop Goes The Weasel” starts playing slowly
RelwinEJ: Wake up dp on the driver when they get out to check you
adept_nekomancer: When you've got sufficient skill, you can isekai the truck.
HadesLeprechaun: The car hit did not kill him, but the guy getting out of the car and stomping on him afterwards did
ManWithTheMask13: Didn't you call me a masher just today
GamerCat88:
Omthebox: It was a tag team battle
Omthebox: Man and car
Mr_Horrible: game recognize game
ManWithTheMask13: mannnn
glitched_goddess: why do you have so many axes around your house
Mr_Horrible: type situation
e_bloc: giant crank on the side of the coffin
Aceviru:
I like mashers. With gravy
Mr_Horrible: a little spring-loaded card pops out that says "still dead"
GamerCat88: oh thats just rigor
SquareDotCube: "Aw fuck they locked the casket"
Vinewood_OG: Whoops
Shparky2197: Oh that's hilarious
Omthebox: My friend wanted to be used as a piniata for his funeral and have candy come out. His family did not do this.
GamerCat88: or the dropping pipe noises
raulghoulia: do you still have that casket from Friday Nights?
ghyllnox:
glitched_goddess: "well he's dead now."
Boon_33: THOMP
xantos69: I'm taking notes about my future funeral
ManWithTheMask13: Haggar pipe sound
e_bloc: I would completely fucking lose it
Aceviru: Fuck you're giving me ideas
bv310: They're lowering the casket and the Wilhelm Scream plays
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RealGamerCow: Like when Ben played the "random whomp noises" video and forgot about it at Desert Bus
Juliamon:
shushu2539: Hear farting from inside the casket
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: wrap the casket in chains and padlocks, and just say “We aren’t taking any chances”
SquareDotCube: kookaburra call
underhill33: these sound like crapshot ideas
NorthstarTex: evening chat and nope boys
ManWithTheMask13: @shushu2539 I would fucking lose it
adept_nekomancer: And now we will close the casket [URGH]
GamerCat88: FUN-erals
freshmaker__: putting the fun in funeral
teaspoonC: Record yourself giggling for them to play from inside the casket
saucemaster5000: have a funeral with a word of the day freakout
SnackPak_: a fart machine at every funeral
Boon_33: the next funeral you got to, you better hope they're not doing construction nearby.
itsaysTRUENO: weed smoke slowly seeping out the coffin
raulghoulia: death With Whimsy
Omthebox: Casket trebuchet
BrindleBoar: The Mortuary Boys
e_bloc: coffin flop guys\
Aceviru: Have my money
Mr_Horrible: regular Mortuary Assistants
kid_flashionable: Fun-erals
Vinewood_OG: Fün
uneactrice: where I am from people will have a whole band play after their funeral and there is a small parade
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DistractedMOSFET: putting the meme in meme-orial
Omthebox: That's good
Thefluffiestguineapig: In New Orleans they have an entire Jazz parade for funerals
Shparky2197: I think I remember this feed Dump bit
kid_flashionable: Spend 6 years in school to be a mortician just for the jokes
saucemaster5000: you have a serious eulogy with a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man
Vinewood_OG: Smashmouth cover band plays. Thump from inside the casket.
ManWithTheMask13: For the last 10 years of my life, I'm going to do everything in my power to make people think I was a vampire
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's a lot of empathy based work from my understanding
saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 so you've been doing this for 7 years?
Boon_33: ah yes, inverting the pictures, a perfectly normal thing to do in a house.
Thefluffiestguineapig: LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
rustywir3s: look at this photograph
Omthebox: Past tense?
Seth_Erickson:
you're gonna spend 10 years making people think you suck
BrindleBoar: only go out at night, say "bleh" a lot
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 10%er right there
teaspoonC: That's a good sized bath
mjuukis: thats a huge bath
GasCityGaming: How cheap would rent have to be?
e_bloc: how cheap is the apartment
Mr_Horrible: a
kid_flashionable: If it's a badass bath yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: How cheap is it?
Faulpyr: I’d love that bath?
Boon_33: that's why you need a rubber ducky, for company.
kid_flashionable: Claw foot tubs heck yes
DistractedMOSFET: Deal sweetener: you have eight rubber duckies in said tub
Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends on the shower
saucemaster5000: I hate baths
Morrigan9: hook, bucket, drill. solved
e_bloc: no but I wouldnt move somewhere unless the rent was cheaper
glitched_goddess: baths are for relaxing, showers are for cleaning
ashesandmochi: I was in Wales in September and the room I stayed in only had a bath with a showerhead. It did feel like being a child again
freshmaker__: I don't take baths very often, but I do love a big onsen bath, like that. They're cool.
frank_the_great: Bath time is movie time. Good once or twice a year
teaspoonC: My apartment complex has a hot tub and that pretty much does everything I would need a bath for
Quarthian: I would love a bath if I had a bathtub big enough to actually relax in
Thefluffiestguineapig: A lot of times the combo shower/bath is the cheapest
virgil82: People soup
Omthebox: I swam a lot in day-care as a youngin
e_bloc: everyone pees in the pool, right?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: ok, ew
saucemaster5000: um
Shparky2197: I need to nap now, I'll catch you all a bit later. It's been fun to hang out
Vinewood_OG: Nooooo
SnackPak_:
itira:
itsaysTRUENO: @teaspoonC see me after class
Thefluffiestguineapig: UM NOOOOOO
BrindleBoar:
Vinewood_OG:
Morrigan9: lol
GamerCat88: goodbye
NorthstarTex: nope
MacbethSeemsSus: No
Dog_of_Myth:
NotCainNorAbel:
teaspoonC: I've done it
Mr_Horrible:
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: putting the NOPE back in let's nope
ButterBall000: Used to work at a spa store and nopenopenope
e_bloc: the finally cancelled Ben
shushu2539: !break
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SnackPak_: teaspoonC well done
GasCityGaming: Well, we found the line
Aceviru:
xantos69: <message deleted>For once drop the ban hammer on somebody who earned it.
NorthstarTex: o7
Vinewood_OG: "So that's how I got double pink eye..."
mjuukis: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
Mr_Horrible: world's most powerful chat
Dog_of_Myth: o7
kid_flashionable: Wait what happened
lamina5432: o7
saucemaster5000: o7
kid_flashionable: I looked away to play tactics and now everyone's saluting
SnackPak_: o7 xantos69
Boon_33: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kid_flashionable Someone said an apartment complex's hot tub functions the same as having their own bath
itsaysTRUENO: halloween was last month
Vinewood_OG: In the arms of the angel.....
teaspoonC: I have a shower you silly geese
Thefluffiestguineapig: And xantos got timed out
Boon_33:
kid_flashionable:
@thefluffiestguineapig 
ghyllnox: Oh, we're *actually* doing commercials, alright I'll grab something
xantos69: @Thefluffiestguineapig They hated him for he spoke the truth.
BusTed: emergency meeting
Vinewood_OG: Carl from ATHF ova here
saucemaster5000: if you drink the hot tub water do you absorb your neighbor's powers?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 I wasn't meaning you were the one who said the horrific hot tub thing
BrindleBoar: @saucemaster5000 only if they're a gamer girl
Dog_of_Myth: @saucemaster5000 Only if it's a time machine.
MacbethSeemsSus: @saucemaster5000 That’s not good soup
itira:
@saucemaster5000 
Vinewood_OG: @MacbethSeemsSus It's STEW!!!!
itsaysTRUENO: "huh shorter vod than usual" -Heather, 2 days from now
Thefluffiestguineapig: PSA: Please do not DRINK COMMUNAL HOT TUB WATER or indeed any hot tub water since it contains chlorine
kid_flashionable: I think just a general "don't drink water you can't confirm what's been in it" is generally a good rule
Thefluffiestguineapig: @itsaysTRUENO When they see the end point they will not be shocked
hoveringhalibut: @Thefluffiestguineapig Hopefully it contains chlorine
Omthebox: Ruh roh
BrindleBoar:
if chlorine were bad it wouldn't be in table salt, case closed
GamerCat88: hi mom, hi dada
Mr_Horrible: why you sayin' welcome back we were here the whole time
ManWithTheMask13: Welcome back, dorks
betweenmyself:
Have people attend your closed-casket funeral with the twist that you’re sitting with the audience in disguise the whole time… Everyone is so happy to see you not in the coffin until they realize that, no, you are actually dead, just dressed funny and sitting out in the open.
teaspoonC: To be clear I have a shower and I use it for getting clean But y'all did get me, that was hilarious
bv310: Slap
GasCityGaming: PoE race, lets go!
Mr_Horrible: that ends with catcard as a mod and no one else
Omthebox: I'm not livin through that
Thefluffiestguineapig: There's a typing battle royale
bv310: Slap 'em all in a PUBG and see who makes it out to mod
Quarthian: Take away everyone's roles and be ungoverned
itira:
@teaspoonC i figured as much
kid_flashionable: Ooh Secret Santa!
Vinewood_OG: "We're having try outs." Snaps a pool cue.
NotCainNorAbel: my neighbor does the same
saucemaster5000: I have a hot tub and I never use it
saucemaster5000: please no, I don't want catcard's job
kid_flashionable: We stayed at a cabin this weekend and my partner was so bummed there wasn't a hot tub to use
MacbethSeemsSus: And yet somehow, everyone still gets gift cards
itsaysTRUENO: old english font tattoo across stomach "tub life"
Mr_Horrible: see that's gonna get awkward with the pronoun roles from before that was a profile option
itira: mod? heck no
Thefluffiestguineapig: CatCard is a saint, I wouldn't want their job
Mr_Horrible: "I'm she/her now, huh"
NorthstarTex: free people from the servitude of moderator?
kid_flashionable: Meanwhile I got to sit and read and see giraffes so I was pretty damn happy
Boon_33: why are we fighting?
ManWithTheMask13: I'd go mad with power
bv310: LRRCord's at 13,761 as of right now, we're going to need a big-ass hall to do this in
Mr_Horrible:
"Dad stinky" and other classic Ryukishi07 themes
Aceviru: @Boon_33 Spoilers, kinda. Gotta play the game
Quarthian: Too bad you're not gonna play enough of this game to figure out what's going on with Hinako's home life
HadesLeprechaun: so I haven't been watching the entirety of these streams, why is the entire back of our characters shirt torn off but not the rest?
lamina5432: pretty sure we have over 15k
BusTed: 1327 at the moment
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Mr_Horrible: I mean, that's just Silent Hill in general
raulghoulia: ReFantazio?
BrindleBoar: all the subtlety of a brick
BusTed: the game has like 5 endings
betweenmyself: all I want to know is whether this game has a goofy hidden “dog ending” like the other Silent Hills
Aceviru: No the info is released from multiple playthroughs
kid_flashionable: This is definitely a game you need to play a few times to complete the story
Mr_Horrible: LN is not a good avenue to actually understand games
Quarthian: Disagree
HadesLeprechaun: Archipelago randomizer
shendaras: speedrun times
BrindleBoar: @betweenmyself it does
Mr_Horrible: nah, bruh, it just depends on if you're vibing with it
ashesandmochi: Silent Hill seems to be like that in general but I did hear this game has to be played a few times over to get all the information which is... Interesting
NorthstarTex: if there are multiple endings, maybe it could work
Mr_Horrible: you don't like that kind of story, so you're not gonna make that engaging
itsaysTRUENO: james knows how to weave a tale
Vinewood_OG: TLOU2 remastered runback
NotCainNorAbel: the same hole would be boring
betweenmyself: @BrindleBoar well good to know there’s still some good in this world
Quarthian: I mean, you're getting like 30-40% of the story in this playthrough
kid_flashionable: I've seen a few do the multi-playthrough on this game work, but it does speed up at each playthrough from getting good omamoris
ManWithTheMask13: I've told a story or two in my day
MacbethSeemsSus: Emergent gameplay, like holes
lochnessseammonster:
saucemaster5000: "a fool and his penny are soon parted"
kid_flashionable: But also I love watching people play the same game every so often, so I think I am incredibly biased
Thefluffiestguineapig: You can probably watch all the endings on youtube if you are so inclined
saucemaster5000: imagine watching someone play path of exile every few months
kaijubrian: That was stupid fast. Puzzle master!
kid_flashionable: Yeah there's a streamer I watch that plays all the silent hills every year and I love it lmao
SnackPak_: hold up dude
7gorobei: anubis weighs your heart
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig it's less that and more that things change throughout the game on subsequent playthroughs, in this particular case
ManWithTheMask13: Hey they had healthcare
NorthstarTex: Egyptians were fuckin metal
glitched_goddess: the feather represented the concept of truth
xantos69: No, for a people who were TRICKED into building the pyramids by aliens.
Boon_33: Adam getting canceled in the levant
Vinewood_OG:
They didn't have google AI 
BrindleBoar: keeps it nice and quiet
saucemaster5000: it's in the name -- A NOOB is
MacbethSeemsSus: Egyptian god of death, weighed your soul against a feather
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig but also that's fine, this is a show first
ThorSokar: well, he is weighing it after you are dead
TheAlanHeffley: That's why I'm drawn so much to randomizers. Its never the same game twice.
Anubis169:
7gorobei: 
Got one on the scales right now
itsaysTRUENO: heaven is for the rich, in their culture you keep everything in the next life
kaijubrian: Why are we Pearly Gate keeping?
Mr_Horrible: St Peter like "hey you got a fiver?"
SpleenLord: It was a very special feather
BrindleBoar: HOA of the damned
Mr_Horrible: "nah they said I couldn't take it with me"
Nigouki: St. Peter appears with an HP bar above his head
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thoth to enter into the afterlife metaphorically you had to have so little weighing down your soul that it weighs less than a feather
Pteraspidomorphi: By what right do you exclude the population!
NorthstarTex: Anubis will be all "git gud scrub" and then sends you to the shitty afterlife
Boon_33: Adam's 9-5 thesis will rock the foundation of monotheistic faith.
MacbethSeemsSus: That’s why it takes so long to get into heaven, everyone rules lawyering it
KeytarCat: So we just had a "left hinako and Right hinako" memo
teaspoonC: In my sect we don't believe heaven is gatekept, because otherwise that would be silly
Mr_Horrible: I barely do, to be fair
ContingentCat: I don't follow that fandom
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Nigouki Would it be below his feet since he was on an upside down cross? (theology jokes!)
saucemaster5000: "I dunno, you look more like a michael"
Mr_Horrible: I was raised methodist, we just got told to be nice and sing during service
ManWithTheMask13: "I actually played a low tier so"
Omthebox: I'm just going to hit subscribe all on my deathbed. EZ game
BusTed: damn,the reach
BrindleBoar: you can only get in to heaven if you command grab St. Peter
glitched_goddess: @NorthstarTex there was no bad afterlife. you get your existence obliterated.
Boon_33: but do they fit through a dc 25 needle?
Vinewood_OG: Lucifer, we got another larper
ManWithTheMask13: I played S1 Gief so I'm the meek
Mr_Horrible: @ManWithTheMask13 he sees you played Gief and the trapdoor opens
GamerCat88: knocks at pearly gates - umm ive watched all of Supernatural i know you cant keep me waiting out here forever
Quarthian: Spiked chain was busted
BusTed: I remember they made that gag in Order of the Stick
Mr_Horrible: trip was the big thing, yeah
itsaysTRUENO: there's a hero in Dota 2 that gained her powers by defeating Death in a match of Artifact. that's her actual lore.
RealGamerCow: stun lock?
Mr_Horrible: chain stuns
ManWithTheMask13: @Mr_Horrible Yeah but I also play Stuart in Neoturf Masters
MacbethSeemsSus: What edition does St Peter play
Mr_Horrible: @ManWithTheMask13 he bursts into tears and hugs you, gives you the guided tour
BusTed: I assume Death Prophet?
Mr_Horrible: World's Only Artifact Player
ContingentCat: Reminder to take your meds everyone
freshmaker__: lol what hero was that?
BusTed: Or Muerta
mjuukis: EFF YOU ARTIFACT RULED
ManWithTheMask13: Getting into heaven by playing a game of Gwent
itsaysTRUENO: her name is Muerta and Death is so impressed with the learning curve of Artifact, he adopts it for all future soul bargains @LoadingReadyRun
betweenmyself: my first D&D character became a combination dwarf/troll during my first session: our DM at the time insisted on using 2E random loot tables and we had a propensity for rolling “Deck of Many Things”
Boon_33: Devil was expecting to be challenged to a fiddle contest
Quarthian: I think something had to live in order to die
Aceviru: Because it wasn't on is this your card
mjuukis: we cant have nice things adam
shushu2539: Hinako had a huuge house
Mr_Horrible:
Results-Oriented Thinking, classically correct all the time
Vinewood_OG: "You can get into heaven, but first you must bring me a cursed artifact."
teaspoonC: Shout out to Cayden Cailean, a guy in Pathfinder lore who got blackout drunk and woke up a god and doesn't remember how
Omthebox: He was right
Mr_Horrible: is it still like bar none the worst monetization ever?
HadesLeprechaun: Adam "Only popular, successful games are good" Savidan
Mr_Horrible: like making loan sharks blush
Mr_Horrible: you were saying that, though
Quarthian: Artifact existed for like a week
frank_the_great: Fell off + L + Ratio
ManWithTheMask13:
So we're saying DNF Duel wasn't good? 
MacbethSeemsSus: Multiplayer games do kinda need people to survive
ContingentCat: But there's a connection between it being good and people wanting to play it
mjuukis: artifact was to beutiful for this world
itsaysTRUENO: games "die" with a six figure active playerbase lol
saucemaster5000: and yet magic just keeps on goin
DoctorHutch: Artifact got a way better chance at succeeding then most games
Quarthian: The million dollar tournament that never happened was why it even got that week in the spotlight
niccus: hasbro would fuckin pop if wotc could get 30% cut on every card trade
mjuukis: I mean 2xko has like 50 viewers right now
agentofsaruman69: artifact was a fun game with one of the worst business models in gaming history
mjuukis: and that game is pretty good
Mr_Horrible: damn, Hinako got that Juzou tracking
Omthebox: Riftbound is very fun
Mr_Horrible: the roster's pretty small for a tag fighter, yeah
Quarthian: Rip LoR, that was a fun game
DaFhaye: I'd like to get into riftbound but everyone around here is so sweaty. Also very hard to buy
Athelgar: Val also has a small roster but is popular enough
HadesLeprechaun: that....didn't look like wax
GasCityGaming: they nerf Teemo yet?
itsr67: we're a niche of a niche
Quarthian: Riot will throw money at it for a while for sure to try to make it work
Omthebox: Its not going to be league of legends because you cant always blame your teammates when you lose in fighting games
mjuukis: I'm saying that as someone who played android netrunner and I had like 3 local players
glitched_goddess: I'm still shocked that Dragon Ball game lasted as long as it did
freshmaker__: I saw some video recently about the tcg bubble, and instead of speculating on stuff like that I'm just the "yay 2 cakes" guy.
mjuukis: And thats the best game Ive ever played
niccus: will there ever be another chess? will chess die?
betweenmyself: the industry has become far too risk averse these days; there’s wisdom in not throwing away good money after bad, but some games need some time to cook before they can really shine
Omthebox:
Unless its Insect Glaive, dont play that.
ContingentCat: It's a game after all, it should be fun
glitched_goddess: Chess 2 as amazing
HadesLeprechaun: Simply play games with your friends and have fun
BrindleBoar: @Omthebox put insect glaive in chess
MacbethSeemsSus: I’ve seen a couple game dev comments about how difficult design is now. Because in the past people would give their own feedback but now they mostly just parrot a few popular streamers
Omthebox: @BrindleBoar TRuuuuu bestie
Sliced_Tea: There were a couple chess variants at PAX Unplugged
teaspoonC: For multiplayer, having a playerbase is a core mechanic
BusTed: Just leave it out and play one move at a time with whoever wanders by
Omthebox: Make Chess Even worse to play
Mr_Horrible: eh, there's some merit to analyzing it still. There's characters that have absurdly high floors, which can warp casual play. But in general, yeah, following a meta when you're playing casually is a waste of energy
SnackPak_: yeah, thats fair
Athelgar: there is a difference between success for RIOT and success for an ichio dev
niccus: what if steam machine comes with artifact pre-installed
HadesLeprechaun: yeah not defending Artifact, lol
LostThePirate: Do you guys have, like, a big storage closet off-set for all the games that don't fit in Studio C?
mjuukis: ARTIFACT MY BABY
Dog_of_Myth:
mjuukis:
Boon_33: so powerwashing simulator
ContingentCat: But bad games don't tend to be successful
itsaysTRUENO: not a game, artifact.
betweenmyself: Artifact RODE OR DIE
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh
betweenmyself:
*ride or die
Morrigan9: you Had an office....fill him up
ButterBall000: Praise be to vertical space
mjuukis: fortnite
mjuukis: cod
itsaysTRUENO: skyrim :3
mjuukis: skyrim
BrindleBoar: call of duty, gottem
saucemaster5000: roblox
teaspoonC: 17 times a day on Roblox lol
Mr_Horrible: points to every cod and battlefield for the past decade
glitched_goddess: sonic's been going for awhile
HadesLeprechaun: all of Call of Duty?
niccus: detroit
Mr_Horrible: like, not even being facetious
Vinewood_OG: EA is still in business
betweenmyself: there are so many glib answers to that question
RealGamerCow: Madden keeps getting made, and getting progressively worse
Mr_Horrible: Fortnite is not as good as its success, but it's not *bad*
MacbethSeemsSus: Says the LoL player
Thefluffiestguineapig: Who made Detroit Become Human
freshmaker__: fortnite is actually quite a good game lol. I have so much fun playing it.
NorthstarTex: Fortnite, its original form, was a servicable tower defense
ButterBall000: It's the game to ridicule kids with
itsaysTRUENO: fortnite is their LoL
Omthebox: Path of exile
mjuukis: @Omthebox PREACH
ContingentCat: It's great for a dumb time
BrindleBoar: Roblox is killing everything else though, and that's just a cesspool of scams and predators.
Boon_33: that just sounds like counterstrike with extra steps
Thefluffiestguineapig: All of David Cage's games
LostThePirate: I remember how popular the original Counter Strike was back on the early '00s, we would've gone wild for Fortnite if it came out back then.
Mr_Horrible: you're equating metrics to quality again, though, that's the same rhetorical problem
Omthebox: All my opinions are unique and well thought out.
HadesLeprechaun: lots of people can have bad taste *looks at US politics*
baltimore_667083: o/
Mr_Horrible: like, this is just semantics to me, but it *is* still important, I feel
saucemaster5000: I just never look at aggregate scores -- eff rotten tomatoes
letfireraindown: I barely have capacity... just any bandwidth
Boon_33: Serge and his BFF Snerge
lamina5432: I read a lot of reviews but always take them with a grain of salt
raulghoulia: I have unfollowed so many magic streamers for toxic negativity
itsaysTRUENO: dunkey is not to be taken seriously
freshmaker__: all games have places you cant go lol
betweenmyself: if the bar for for “successful” is just profit then I’d say there’s quite a few gacha games that make an unjustifiable amount of money
Saintnex: also invs walls existing doesnt mean no open world
frank_the_great: It was a lil annoying during the tutorial where there's a colorful ladder that you can't approach
gibbousm: Media Literacy is dead
baltimore_667083: never
GasCityGaming: It's popular you just don't like it, and that's ok
Boon_33: never
lamina5432: 3 years
KeytarCat: What makes a game good, anyway
Juliamon: Fortnite is *not* a bad game. It's an amalgamation of several average-to-good games.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I said David Cage and stand by that his games are not good
xantos69: never
NorthstarTex: over a year ago, at least
baltimore_667083: I searched for it once and the top result was a PUBG ad
mjuukis: oh oh
ContingentCat: About a year since my Xbox got stolen
kaijubrian: People have lost all ability to differentiate "not for me" from "bad"
KaiserKraytes: 5 years? Maybe six?
MacbethSeemsSus: Someone sat on the organ again
SnackPak_: woof
BusTed:
itsr67: damb
Manfred909:
baltimore_667083:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
Vinewood_OG:
RealGamerCow: *sad Hulk song*
freshmaker__: I booted up fortnite like.. 2 days ago. they got the dang simpsons in there
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
NorthstarTex: Dying sucks m'dude
e_bloc: the hubris
HadesLeprechaun: man who has become too reliant on autosaves
itira: ding dang eh
mjuukis: you can see the exact moment adam experiences schaudenfreude
Mr_Horrible: okay but how many bits do they have as emotes?
Vinewood_OG: Somehow
Omthebox: Adam can play as Hatsune Miku
GasCityGaming: the wizard school is in Fortnite next though.
thatguysteve2709: Yes they are
itsaysTRUENO: I have heard allegations that the new family guy episodes are funny
Juliamon: Yeah, somehow Homer Simpson's nips became a Fortnite scandal
raulghoulia: the simpsons is still making episodes
teaspoonC: They put all of Springfield in Fortnite, it's apparently a thing to behold
Boon_33: how young is ben?
baltimore_667083: the fact Shohei Ohtani is in it leads me to expect them to do a full MLB collab some time in the future
BusTed: Dexter's Laboratory.
Faulpyr: Dexter’s Lab
itira: biiiig agree
e_bloc: 100%
baltimore_667083: Dexter’s lavatory
rustywir3s: you can pry auto-saves out of my cold dead hands
Mr_Horrible: it checkpoints, yeah, but this is kinda a hub-and-puzzle thing
mjuukis: peepaw meemaw
KaiserKraytes: No, games need to stop holding players hands so much.
KeytarCat: WeeWah
NorthstarTex: lukewarm millennial take: take autosaves out of pokemon.
The_Color_Twelve: peemaw
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also Desert Bus happened
meagremania: theethaw
itsaysTRUENO: take your ink ribbon and go home, grandpa
Sapphic_Shenanigans: This game is set in the past so we can't have modern conveniences
The_Color_Twelve: or meepaw
gibbousm: bruh, I'm playing the original FF7 and dear god do I hate being restricted to Save Points
HadesLeprechaun: I have no ground to stand on, I play every game on the easiest mode possible because I can't stand redoing parts of games
betweenmyself: God Emperor Bengineering
Mr_Horrible:
Dog_of_Myth:
Boon_33: 🦀🦀🦀🦀
baltimore_667083:
BusTed: I can picture
rustywir3s: i could see it
Dog_of_Myth:
freshmaker__: What would you pick as your gladiator weapon?
SnackPak_: toe to tip, thats Paul
ButterBall000: More to the Paul lore
baltimore_667083: barrel dog, dog with the barrel on
Vinewood_OG: What, a man can't have hobbies?
BusTed: Also the dog talks
itsaysTRUENO: Paul is a character. the time for crab guy is his true self
Boon_33: biblically accurate paul
RealGamerCow: Paul starts to fight Milenia "Hello"
shushu2539: Balatro will survive the apocalypse
Mr_Horrible:
that's the alps, Adam, that's like the opposite of sea level
teaspoonC: I headcanon that Paul lives in a lighthoiuse
lamina5432: what if its a talking dog
Omthebox: Paul is my favorite Cryptid
ContingentCat: Paul strikes me as more ofacat person
Mr_Horrible: correct, still funny
BusTed: Adam just wants a St Bernard
Mr_Horrible: he's got the grog barrel around his neck
Mr_Horrible: the rotgut
ThorSokar: maybe the dog's retired!
NotCainNorAbel: I had two growing uo
Juliamon: ContingentCat He strikes me as the sort who would own a beardie, if anything. Maybe a leopard gecko.
Mr_Horrible: bigdogarfarf
rustywir3s: you can keep the st bernard up your sleevies
lamina5432: Has Adam seen Paul going goth in DB
MacbethSeemsSus: “I found this here dog that brings rum whenever I need”
Boon_33: Adam has been lifting his whole life to prepare for St. Bernard ownership
saucemaster5000: Erm I have found an inconsistency in the tapestry your humor is trying to weave
Thefluffiestguineapig: Those dogs are slobber monsters
NotCainNorAbel: I'm sure there is still some fur in my parent's house from them.
Mr_Horrible: all aboard the Gus Bus
Boon_33: Adam and his dog, walking through town carrying barrels
adept_nekomancer: Gus is adorable though
ContingentCat: Cats are good
ghyllnox: Well, now you don't have a cat allergy, so
saucemaster5000: adam's nightly youtube video is just checking gus' feed
lamina5432: you have some giant cats on the island
shendaras:
NotCainNorAbel: Mastiffs slobber more
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Mr_Horrible:
wants this kinda action 
RealGamerCow: they also have giant farts, but as you said earlier that's not a problem
rustywir3s: stinky dogs
GasCityGaming: Did you see the Beethoven movies as a kid?
Mr_Horrible: multiple ships passing in the night
Mr_Horrible: and honking
Aceviru: Kids and the playground energy
Shparky2197: We like making you google, Ben
saucemaster5000: Did that dog ever learn to write music?
Aceviru: At*
MacbethSeemsSus: Does this dog have a barrel around its neck? “No” Get out
The_Color_Twelve: those movies grossed me out because of all the drool.
NotCainNorAbel: sorry, thought we were just ranking our love for a dog on the amount of slobber
Shparky2197: Also, hi, woke up from my nap
KWardJenx: "Hay! What's your name!"
glitched_goddess: "YOU CAN'T HELM FOR SHIT"
PhuzNutz: A whole armada of deaf sailors
xantos69: and every single boat is yelling in Australian. "Oh NAR!"
saucemaster5000: Sink that lifeboat, fire the main cannons
Mr_Horrible: "Don't worry about it, kitten." "Okay. Yay."
TheAlanHeffley: Hooch from Turner and Hooch was the slobberyest
Thefluffiestguineapig: Anything that needs a planned c-section I don't want
Mr_Horrible: they are a lot
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Adam's gonna get up to heaven, and it's not gonna be St. Michael or St. Peter, it's gonna be a St. Bernard and Adam's gonna love it
e_bloc: <- has two corgis
lamina5432: I need a calmer dog mines too hyper
saucemaster5000: I think poodles are mean
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: Speaking as a corgi owner, they ARE opinionated assholes.
NotCainNorAbel: @Sapphic_Shenanigans lol
ThorSokar: shibu's need so much attention
kid_flashionable: I like retired greyhounds, they're chill
Nigouki: Corgis, as the former Queen's favorite, are an imperialist symbol
betweenmyself:
wasn’t a fan of the “Beethoven” movies, but I loved “Batteries Not Included” and I check my local pet store every week to see if they received a shipment of tiny flying saucer guys
RealGamerCow: I could never have a border collie or any other dog that needs like 18 hours of exercise a day
BusTed: Splorin'
DaFhaye: Shiba inu are good as long as they know you are in charge.
protojman: hot lava!
Faulpyr: I had dachshunds growing up, but now I’m thoroughly in the Siamese cat camp
rustywir3s: he likes to be tall
HadesLeprechaun: I only like dogs that are lazy and sleepy, I don't like high energy animals
Greendrag13: SNIPER WOOF
Mr_Horrible:
ButterBall000: Remy has the high ground!
MacbethSeemsSus: Was there stuff on the fireplace?
NimrodXIV: what, you never did weird shit when your parents left the house?
Nigouki: Ed Harris
raulghoulia: Owen Wilson
Mr_Horrible: Enemy at the Gate?
xantos69: Enemy at the Gates?
Morrigan9: stalingrad?
saucemaster5000: Enemy at the gates
The_Color_Twelve: enemy at the gates
freshmaker__: sorry what ben
rustywir3s: lmao
itsaysTRUENO: Ben that's going on the wiki
ContingentCat: Oh b
saucemaster5000: hell yeah
Quarthian: Hell yeah
BusTed:
Mr_Horrible: oh god, Young Ben...
ghyllnox: Oh
glitched_goddess: kitchen knife samurai
adept_nekomancer: "What do you have?" "A knife!"
ManWithTheMask13: Spy Party mentioned
Mr_Horrible: I feel like you have a lot of stories that end with "and then I noticed I was gravely wounded", Ben
shushu2539: first Graham with nunchakus, then Ben with a knive
HadesLeprechaun: would have been a 4m viewed video in 2005
saucemaster5000: My friend stabbed my wrist with a pencil when I didn't check for traps in a DnD game -- still have the lead there
betweenmyself: the good news is that it was a kitchen knife and wasn’t caught one camera… lotta mall ninjas will live forever on the internet
ghyllnox: @adept_nekomancer "A wound!"
Yolysses: I feel like you can do some Live bit having each of you act out someone else’s childhood antics and everyone else guessing who it was
rustywir3s: who had the power of god and who had the power of anime?
Mr_Horrible:
betweenmyself: *on camera
xantos69: What? Unsubscribe!
mulligan2six: While you were doing karate in the outfield, I was studying the blade!
raulghoulia: is this scripted?!
dougbeal: The real horror is the stories Ben tells along the way. nope nope nope;
saucemaster5000: Sure honey, it was cold
DistractedMOSFET: paid actor...
shushu2539: no way! it was too real
Mr_Horrible: "Crush this block of ice between your thighs"
xantos69: @Mr_Horrible Are we the block of ice?
Mr_Horrible: I'm a plant
Omthebox: I get paid in bread crumbs
BusTed: I'm a plant
Mr_Horrible: they pay me in literal peanuts
freshmaker__: I remember as a kid I put a broken jar over my wrist like a fucking.. power bracer or something and ended up cutting my hand because I tried to take it off quickly when I got caught.
NorthstarTex: wait everyone else is getting paid!?
Shparky2197: Wait, your love for us is scripted?
MacbethSeemsSus: Speaking of which….about my direct deposit that’s late…..
Aceviru: Ah, everything makes sense now
betweenmyself: @Mr_Horrible Adam “Sno-Cone Machine” Savidan
Kramburger: We get the story beats laid out and then we improv from one to the next
Mr_Horrible: I like that we're *BOTH* goons in this scenario
saucemaster5000: the commitee of stooges
BusTed: "... hired goons"
Omthebox: New name for Seachats
xantos69: So... can I apply to be on this stooge team?
gibbousm: I heard it was a good game, but too complicated for the casual player. And that's ignoring the marketplace stuff
Mr_Horrible: me when I break kayfabe
raulghoulia: people with cue cards of screen
frank_the_great: Imagine if you weren't friends, like the guys from Mythbusters
Mr_Horrible: no Japanese Hank Hill to save this house
xantos69: Cue cards won't work. None of these apes can read.
ManWithTheMask13: don't put me on blast damn
ManWithTheMask13: what the hell
Quarthian: Beep boop
glitched_goddess: are those all hitachis
KWardJenx: Tarp budget is a cover for the Cue card budget
shendaras: 🤖
lamina5432: caught
shushu2539: I'm a robot
Mr_Horrible: I'm a sock puppet account
Shparky2197: Wait, what? I'm a Paul bot?
Omthebox: Feed me paper
rustywir3s: it is i, robot
freshmaker__:
fonts?! I think you mean typeface
NotCainNorAbel: the amazing part is that it is a pre-record
Vinewood_OG: Honestly. an improvement
saucemaster5000: Well now we have self awareness!
GasCityGaming: If i'm a bot how am I stuck on yellow maps?
gibbousm: everyone on the internet is a bot except for you
MacbethSeemsSus: It was in a video, so it must be true
DaFhaye: Bee boop
thatguysteve2709: Thank God I'm free
adept_nekomancer: So instead of Plato's Cave we're Paul's Cave?
ContingentCat: Hello there
Greendrag13: Wait, so my depression is PAUL's fault? How dare he!
Mr_Horrible: "I should leave right away" is definitely gonna be in my vernacular for a bit
Shparky2197: Beep Boop, Paul is the best huuuumaannn
josh___something: So I can send paul my therapy bills? Sick
Earthenone: unlimited saunders works
Thefluffiestguineapig: This explains why we all like Paul so much
lamina5432: 5 min
xantos69: So about 45 min?
Vinewood_OG: Sea Shanties are cool and a totally normal thing for a man to to do alone in his living room.
saucemaster5000: You can get a plant and set it up ahead of time
MacbethSeemsSus: One plant to get banned
DaFhaye: You also like making fun of us to much
MAPBoardgames: I bet you could rig it
gibbousm: just roll until you hit LRRbot
Kramburger: wait...
Earthenone: find a mod to shoot so they will be scheduled to be here to get shot
BusTed: Hm
Aceviru: A mod just has to cover
Mr_Horrible: but you've already shot me once
Omthebox: Mods, ban this person at 5:44pm
DistractedMOSFET: Certainly not enough.
raulghoulia: you guys? never
I_Am_Clockwork: this is starting to sound like more work than doing the normal bit XD
n3ther: we would never...
Mr_Horrible: true, you tank more than you dish out
itsaysTRUENO: I enjoy being a lil chat vermin
SnackPak_: you call us stinky
saucemaster5000: when have we ever
rustywir3s: is this gaslighting
MacbethSeemsSus: Adam just has a timer that reminds him to call us babies
xantos69: When I get shot... I just grow stronger. "You Missed Savadan"
n3ther: LOL
NorthstarTex: we would never, Twitch chat is the victim here
Mr_Horrible: okay hold on, let's not start spouting lies, Adam
frank_the_great: A guy did that before, and then used it as an alibi for murder. It didn't work
Shparky2197: This is a mutual war of compliments and insults, don't disown this
lamina5432: adam argues like a toddler with chat though
MrSarkhan: Twitch chat does deserve to be bullied
ThorSokar: TIL "start shit" = "discussions"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Porque no los dos
Morrigan9: we're scripted...can't hurt us
teaspoonC: Sounds like more effort than actually just recording a podcast, just sayin'
DaFhaye: I've never even heard of Artifact
ManWithTheMask13: This is a Jerma bit
thatguysteve2709: I give it 10min then someone says something stupid and you don't interact at all
betweenmyself: trolling twitch chat easily makes up less than 50% of this stream’s content
raulghoulia: I don't come to your job
ManWithTheMask13: when have I ever made fun of either of you
frank_the_great: It's called rattling the cage, and it's an art form
Quarthian: Isn't your job starting shit?
terribleplan: Is your job starting shit?
Mr_Horrible:
"Says here your job is 'starting shit'."
ManWithTheMask13: YOU CALLED ME 12 YEARS OLD TODAY
Omthebox: They never would have survived the Hive Kick of "Pokemon is Bad" of 2018
Earthenone: if a toddler calls you 12, take it as a complement
Quarthian: Disagree
saucemaster5000: I was a toddler until I was 30 thank you
itira:
Kramburger: Toddlers only THINK they're 12
Shparky2197: Mr Savidan, how you do big brain?
raulghoulia: Being a toddler certainly breaks Twitchs TOS
Quarthian: A 12 year old is definitely a toddler to me
Omthebox:
This guys to smart 
fuck
Mr_Horrible: "Oh no, he's finally got a support in lane"
freshmaker__: the voice of reason
ManWithTheMask13: I referenced the oldest trick in the book today and Adam called me 12
josh___something: This mfer brain too big
Mr_Horrible: Ben pulling matrix shit while Adam's just whistling getting last hits
Omthebox: Thinking of the Drimfe
MacbethSeemsSus: How big is this house?
shushu2539: but you have your teeth
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Mr_Horrible: she did say when she entered "this isn't how my house looks"
The_Color_Twelve: we in silent hills its as big as it wants
Omthebox:
Look how long my AA range is
Mr_Horrible: the Caitlyn a million miles away "ooh, a cannon minion!"
Kramburger: It's silent hill, expecting coherent architecture is like expecting mature conversation in twitch chat
itsaysTRUENO: was her hair made by McLaren? cuz its not taking any cosmetic damage
The_Color_Twelve: its the pools
ManWithTheMask13: I am listening to some Saucemaster ass music atm
saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 what does THAT mean????
Earthenone: missing paragraph looks like?
MAPBoardgames: is the writing the scratch marks
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 LMAO
Shparky2197: Oh yeah
Earthenone: maybe shes born with it, maybe its mayballine
Mr_Horrible:
okay, my healer has finally escaped from last-minute work bullshit so it's time for impromptu raid night 
shushu2539: wanna buy that shampoo
Omthebox: She called "not the face" and the dream monsters respected it
Quarthian: I mean, her hair wasn't fucked with in the spirit world
I_Am_Clockwork:
gotta maintain that readable silhouette... take notes, Riot
Kramburger: Listening to hold music
Mr_Horrible:
good luck and thanks for the show, lads 
saucemaster5000: I'm cooking in my kitchen listening to this slander
Vinewood_OG: Tubular bells
ManWithTheMask13: I sent it to Sauce. Now we sit and wait
Shparky2197: Genius!
itira:
@saucemaster5000
lamina5432: flash bang
itira: goddamn
ManWithTheMask13: should've blocked my whack-ass mix
saucemaster5000: DAmb
Boon_33: boom roasted
betweenmyself:
Shparky2197: Oh, helloñ
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Kramburger: "and yet you post in chat..."
rustywir3s: hmm, curious
Omthebox: I did giggle
lamina5432: I missed that
LostThePirate: The fire-bush licked us?!
Earthenone: for legal reasons, there was no pain
ButterBall000: Oh good floor inari
Boon_33: Ben, if you're not ok, blink 100 more times.
shushu2539: would have been better hitting the nuts
Shparky2197: Blink twice for help, Ben
rustywir3s: miso soup
ManWithTheMask13: this music got me feelin studious and shit, I'm thinkin about classics and shit in my writing chair
Kramburger: Sorry, the WHAt key?
MacbethSeemsSus: polite of the monster to wait while you cook
Omthebox: Knees or your nuts
itsaysTRUENO: people pay good money for that
itsr67: 🐕
Shparky2197: I forgot how punchy we get when exposed to Adam
Boon_33: walk
saucemaster5000: HANGON -- Doom, this stuff you sent me is YOUR goddamn style of music
ManWithTheMask13: wdym I'm always this polite
Earthenone: my moms cat responds to the word "time"
Juliamon: Does Gus recognize the same words?
magical_writer: Outside pee, a call way back to Adam going outside in the mornings.
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 ermmmm no? :m ini
Kramburger: Desert Bus chat warps perspective
ManWithTheMask13: fuck
ContingentCat: Well, yeah
lamina5432: the streamer makes the chat agitated
Blakemcm: when you stare into the ooka the ooka stares into you
Shparky2197: You react and encourage more, Seabats
raulghoulia: you know what you did
Kramburger: Ben doesn't tell me to shut up during DB
Omthebox: Secahts also might warp perspective.
Boon_33: Adam taught me 100% of what I know about street fighting, so it's his fault when I get my ass kicked.
betweenmyself: Adam engenders a deep, undirected bloodlust within Twitch chat
MacbethSeemsSus: Look, people are bottled up after desert bus
saucemaster5000: Mask apparently thinks I'm a 14th Century Benedictine Monk
itsaysTRUENO: immaculate impression
itira: hahahaha
n3ther:
spot on
Kramburger: Ben, why are you getting so emotional?
Omthebox: There's two of him
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 ...
Shparky2197: You nailed him, Ben, to the wall
ManWithTheMask13: You're not?
xantos69: Adam then screams "What do you mean "What do I mean?"?"
raulghoulia: even got the cadence down
lamina5432: exactly
itsaysTRUENO: Adam's dialogue tree has been fully mapped for the wiki
itira:
saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 I'm 15th century you Canteloupe!
betweenmyself: Adam “What do you mean ‘Adam’?” Savidan
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 Egads, you are a scribe most wicked
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
Omthebox: We do all have our ways of talking. If I had a nickle for every "thats a very om thing to say" i'd have like two dollars
MacbethSeemsSus: @itsaysTRUENO “I’m done talking about that, tell me more about Artifact”
xantos69: @itsaysTRUENO False. We got a new Adam lore drop today.
Vinewood_OG: Busted
Kramburger: Adam's the one who sprinted out of the room during until dawn
ManWithTheMask13: I've co-commentated 6 tournaments and I've never been that excited, Ben
Omthebox: God no. You're unhinged
itsr67: nah
lamina5432: nope
Omthebox: You just have themes
Shparky2197: Not that ... predictable
Vinewood_OG: whispers "microplastics"
Omthebox: Algebra 2
ContingentCat: Look a distraction!
lamina5432: there are buttons to press
ManWithTheMask13: ALGEBRA 2
adept_nekomancer: We can pit it against Beej's washing machine dialog tree.
HadesLeprechaun: didn't answer the question Ben....
Kramburger: HAHAHAHAHA
itira: @Omthebox got his ass
ManWithTheMask13: I got me guffawing
Boon_33: is algrbra 2 geometry?
Shparky2197: I mean, we thankfully got through it ok
LostThePirate: You two play off each other so well, it's great chemistry; your home streams when you're solo have such different vibes
ButterBall000: College Algebra
Kramburger: It's actually Algebra Jnr.
MacbethSeemsSus: Algebra, 4th of his name
e_bloc: and pre-algebra
Earthenone: unpredictable actions, predicable reactions
Shparky2197: Much love, Adam, we just love watching you go off
ManWithTheMask13: I have a few mixes that work against Adam
Aceviru: Hahaha
Omthebox: Well you got us there.
NorthstarTex: so when was the last time ya saved?
xantos69: Asking for a friend... is this a soft lock?
rustywir3s: park?
Boon_33: sounds like a personal issue, ben.
MacbethSeemsSus: He. Demands. Walkies
Omthebox: Big steppy
ManWithTheMask13: I'm still thinking of when Ace called me Prince of the South the other day
betweenmyself: I’m assuming the shrine thingy that buys your unused crap doesn’t sell weapons?
Boon_33: it's a japanese house, where's the sword-a-torium?
MAPBoardgames: Don't you have two repair kits?
freshmaker__: its wild that theres no unarmed attack, even if it sucks, if you can run out of weapons so easily.
Boon_33: the katana-ry
adept_nekomancer: No used sword vending machine?
ghyllnox: That's probably bc it's a savepoint
Earthenone:
to be fair, other people say that about guns in the states 
Shparky2197: I wish the wind wasn't so windy today.
ManWithTheMask13: I have a big knife in my room
CaptainSpam:
They just sell katanas in vending machines out there, I thought.
itsr67: went to japan and they gave me three katanas when I left
gibbousm: I helped a friend move recently. They have at least 15 swords
Omthebox: Yeah but statistically we have more guns than people in the states
ManWithTheMask13: And no, you DON'T get to see it, Adam
adept_nekomancer: Gunporeum? You mean Texas?
Boon_33: @Earthenone yeah, but i know americans with armories, stupid stupid armories.
MAPBoardgames: I think the term is gun-a-rama
xantos69: So... I do have a knife-a-torium. Have I been seen?
Shparky2197: In NSW, got high winds today, makes me nervous
lamina5432: I only have a chimny shovel near me
itira:
ManWithTheMask13:
Vinewood_OG: What? That's my driving machete.
cutaos: i have a bat with nails in it
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itsaysTRUENO: people in the US hang guns on the wall like a zelda boss sleeping in a room with their greatest weakness
mulligan2six: I see you've played knifey spooney before\
Omthebox: If its a small katana that would make it a wakizashi.
ManWithTheMask13: Back home there's a room that has a Big Iron in it
cutaos: if its green is it a mike wakizashi?
MacbethSeemsSus: James voice: cool game!
shushu2539: well you got here without knowing what to do, so you can do it
Athelgar: "Here's your knife. | "Sword." | "Whatever." - King Richard and Rabbi Tuckman Robinhood men in tights
Omthebox: Use repair kit on potted plant
saucemaster5000: monster's inc closet
Boon_33: so I assume the charector can't throw a punch
Earthenone: can we borrow her knife?
lamina5432: I think they are spawning
itsaysTRUENO: I think you can use Nook Miles to get an airlift
I_Am_Clockwork: can you reload the save before your last weapon broke and repair it there?
Boon_33: minecraft them, drop a boat to trap them in.
CaptainSpam: Doesn't she have, like, a beasto arm or something?
betweenmyself: would be nice to have a base, inexhaustible melee attack of some sort in the physical realm
Quarthian: @CaptainSpam Not in this world
kid_flashionable: There was an axe in that room the new monster was in
MacbethSeemsSus: @CaptainSpam dream world only
ButterBall000: I feel like we're missing something
lamina5432: do you want us to look up a guide?
bv310: I feel like this happened to y'all before in one of the Garbage Day Let's Nope games and I'm both annoyed and amused that this happened in a real game too
ghyllnox: Could always Hey Chat
LostThePirate: But you can't even throw a punch in the real world? Bad game design lol
frank_the_great: She needs to work on her *guns*
CaptainSpam: Well, then this honks.
Boon_33: that door is made of ricepaper, if only you could be rude and walk through it.
saucemaster5000: I....love..... gameplay!
Omthebox: We should quit this game and play a good game like Artifact
ashesandmochi: Wasn't there an axe in one of the rooms somewhere or is it fine after unlocking quest items
itsaysTRUENO: i mean resident evil games are easy to soft lock with misused resources
ashesandmochi: *gone
frank_the_great: Fighting sounds like it'd be up and down
Quarthian: Uhh, there's a button that you can press to rotate them
Omthebox: Flip it turnways
NorthstarTex: !advice
LRRbot: Don't make fun of the sun.
ButterBall000: What's the bar over the health?
Boon_33: there better be a huge frigging weapon in tht room
rustywir3s: put that thing down flip it and reverse it
VrolikSyndrome: At least you get your healing items back.
Boon_33: I will accept a weapon no smaller than a cricket bat
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
betweenmyself: fuggin rail gun
Shparky2197: Need some bazookas to deal with these palookas
Boon_33: Ben channeling me
ManWithTheMask13: Okay boss
Omthebox: That's a good question. m megaman
Aceviru: You get only 1 shot though
saucemaster5000: elmer fudd hill
MacbethSeemsSus: “Weach for da sky”
ButterBall000: waskuly wabbit
Boon_33 has the voice of JD vance in a south park skit
kid_flashionable:
ManWithTheMask13: Sauce which hand is the ball in
saucemaster5000: left
ManWithTheMask13: there was no ball, I lied
saucemaster5000: you monster
freshmaker__: if dere isnt witewawy the biggest weapon in this woom.. i swear to kami sama
gibbousm: so rude, not letting you do the puzzle in peace
ManWithTheMask13: farmed
BusTed: The Scooby Doo ending...
Boon_33: mid-locked
bv310: You're not softlocked, this just sucks
MacbethSeemsSus: Until you have to use your weapon as the key
ManWithTheMask13: I see it, Adam
I_Am_Clockwork: swap the fox and sword?
DiscordianTokkan: Fox on right/east?
freshmaker__: is behind the fox's back mean the fox is also flipped?
Omthebox: damn
LostThePirate: lol
freshmaker__: lol
Boon_33: Adam!
xantos69: Brother....
Omthebox: That's gotta hurt
Vinewood_OG: wooowwwwww
BusTed: gg
MacbethSeemsSus: damn
I_Am_Clockwork: horror game classic, use the keys to get another key
betweenmyself: hip hip HUZZAH
MAPBoardgames: look a keys to unlock keys
rustywir3s: because the sun rises in the east and sets in the west
lamina5432: adam solves it again
Vinewood_OG: I was saying boo-urns
Shparky2197: Yeah, that was bad raspberries
itsaysTRUENO: we must imagine Sisyphus happy
saucemaster5000: Ben's helicopter noises are really coming along
thatguysteve2709: The goat solving puzzles
Boon_33: Adam's not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with Adam.
frank_the_great: This brings me back to the keys days of Let's Nope
DoctorHutch: if the sun rises behind the fox, and we are looking a common map layout where east is to the right...
Marvoleath: It did tell you the fox was in the east, and sword in the west
MacbethSeemsSus: That you has a weapon!
ButterBall000: Where'd that pipe come from?
ManWithTheMask13: Haggar Pipe
betweenmyself: hey, free cutscene-only weapon!
SnackPak_: wooooow
gibbousm: Ben having a helicopter indicates that the Cocaine Arc did in fact happen behind the scenes
itsaysTRUENO: lmao
frank_the_great: That'd be almost as bad as finding out Ben has a talking dog
Shparky2197: Oh man, the counter from Ben
Kramburger: Adam's met Neil Turner
HadesLeprechaun: The silence spoke volumes
GasCityGaming: He was CAPTAIN Ben.
lamina5432: wonder when clips are going to be fixed
Boon_33: technically anyone can ride the LRR helicopter to work, but the hearing protection only works on one side.
ManWithTheMask13: I met Kyle Chandler once, he complimented my burp
freshmaker__: You couldn't pay me to get in a damn helicopter. They always seem like they're moments from disaster.
Boon_33: battle royal 3
ManWithTheMask13: QUICK! j2H
Omthebox: Wonder what she's upset about
frank_the_great: sadge
betweenmyself: Space Wars (tm)
frank_the_great: Space Wars is no ball-in-cup
DiscordianTokkan: Oh sure she has a weapon THERE
Boon_33: what year is it in game, I didn't expect to see wall posters
saucemaster5000: (opening second tab to find out what the heck this game is about anyways)
CaptainSpam: Y'know, she just screamed at you about how you're a coward for not wanting to fight her to the death, I don't think she's going to give you a straight answer about Shu.
MAPBoardgames: you should keep that pipe from the cutscene
ManWithTheMask13:
FUCK no pipe
Quarthian: @Boon_33 1960's
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Boon_33: I though that would get e banned
a_Weakling: no weapons for youuu
frank_the_great: No pipe?
ManWithTheMask13: How is she going to 2H now?
MAPBoardgames: They presumed you would keep your weapon in repair
Omthebox: @Boon_33 You only get banned if you're too funny or not funny enough, you thread the needle
ButterBall000: Would it be worse if the game glitched and the model had a pipe but the game thought you were unarmed?
MacbethSeemsSus: *hands the pipe back to the stage hand*
ManWithTheMask13: I need to see her hit a lariat
Boon_33: @Omthebox so, I'm a failure, got it.
shushu2539: we were promised a bazooka
freshmaker__: prayge
frank_the_great: Sick pacifist run
Shparky2197: @Omthebox So I need to try harder then
Omthebox: @Boon_33 sorry you had to find out this way
Boon_33: @Omthebox honestly, not know ing was worse./
BusTed:
@angelicknighthood 
thatguysteve2709: You know a lot health item
CaptainSpam: *breaks in one hit*
glitched_goddess: Shu's just hanging out
MacbethSeemsSus: yeah, flying Ben
freshmaker__: oof
Boon_33: the boss is OOF
frank_the_great: THe aura maxing
The_Color_Twelve: slightly cooked
CaptainSpam: Wait, and now the pipe again!
CaptainSpam: You JUST had a bat!
MAPBoardgames: You said youll kill them. Why are you surprised?
itsaysTRUENO: 3 survivors on hooks and she's not doing anything
MacbethSeemsSus: free hook
Omthebox: Ma, the turkey looks undercooked
ContingentCat: Gross
BusTed: Dinners ready
Shparky2197: This game is a fever dream, that's for sure
NorthstarTex: some resident evil level of cooking here
Manfred909: Thanksgiving dinner looks different
Aceviru: Happy American Thanksgiving
Quarthian: Hell yeah
Boon_33: 3 beers did that to them? they must have that Japanese beer intolerance.
lamina5432: after they eat some of that
Omthebox: Bear witness
I_Am_Clockwork: he's the Kitchen Knife Samurai!
NorthstarTex: WITNESS ME!
itsr67: yooo
ManWithTheMask13: THE PIPE IS BACK
Boon_33: is my daughter cake? I must know!
CaptainSpam: Beat on the dad with a baseball bat, oh yeah?
frank_the_great: chopped
Juliamon: stabbed us right in the frames
Kramburger: He made your framerate... CHOPPY
itsaysTRUENO: the details in the animations are actually crazy
itsr67: Power Word Frame Kill
a_Weakling: free weapon
cidalfos: pipe dream
ButterBall000: If that was actually a gameplay mechanic tho. Chopping frames
GasCityGaming: it's getting a little... choppy, you might say
Boon_33: cherry blossom cherry blossom...
MAPBoardgames: If he pyramid head now, I'm out
frank_the_great: Did you brush your teeth?
ContingentCat: As usual the villian is the patriarchy
freshmaker__: oh damn its godskin duo
HadesLeprechaun: She ready to beat him with a pipe regardless, good for her
BusTed: And caked up
ManWithTheMask13: Make Haggar proud
saucemaster5000: that's an ahhh real monsters! Char
betweenmyself: luckily mom didn’t turn into booba lady
MAPBoardgames: This Super Meat Boy remake is weird
Boon_33: this looks more like a sword-a-torium
itsaysTRUENO: damn dad's criticism, manifest. this game rules.
I_Am_Clockwork: whoa, your mom's got no spine
frank_the_great: She's spineless, get it?
Omthebox: Name a more iconic duo
ManWithTheMask13: oh shit mom's got a command grab
Quarthian: Yeah, she's spineless
I_Am_Clockwork: big ol hole in her back :X
I_Am_Clockwork: she keeps them in her spine hole
ButterBall000: Remember the repair kits
lamina5432: and the dads all talk
itsaysTRUENO: the trauma metaphors are hittin' mmm
Greendrag13: Dadstein and Smom, classic duo boss
gibbousm: friends, this is why you don't become a misogynist. It turns you into a pile of flesh with a giant mouth in the middle of your chest
MacbethSeemsSus: Why didn’t mom teach you the infinite knife trick?
Boon_33: no, knives is from Trigun, this is a different IP
Kramburger: No, but literally
I_Am_Clockwork: art
MAPBoardgames: Just get behind him and mash R1
Shparky2197: Big picture.
Shparky2197: Ouchies
NorthstarTex: !findquote R1
LRRbot:
Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these 
ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
Kramburger: Mum enabled Dad, so she's spineless
CaptainSpam: @MacbethSeemsSus That was for when you're older.
betweenmyself: did Mom have a pickup icon there?
frank_the_great: If he was chill, he'd be a great hugger
Dog_of_Myth: Big Nurgle vibes as well
questionablchoices: not a fan of this game but love the folks getting there!!!
SnackPak_: thanks mom!
I_Am_Clockwork: he parried you XD
Shparky2197: Clang!
Omthebox: Got armour
saucemaster5000: tink
Boon_33: Mom's kitchen knife, best knife.
VrolikSyndrome: Gotta sharpen
LostThePirate: Armor?!
NorthstarTex: what chu got there?
VrolikSyndrome: Where's your whetstone?
DaFhaye: So it's good against me
freshmaker__:
Damn he's got monster hunter hardness. gotta sharpen
BusTed: nabbed
glitched_goddess: This monster sounds like my mom
Boon_33: the dark souls of gamers, ben has this.
CaptainSpam: We put you DOWN, mom! Stay down!
raulghoulia: if you don't wash down those pills with some water you're going to get an upset tummy
The_Color_Twelve: you didn't lose
Nigouki: So was our Silent Hill the trauma we made along the way?
ContingentCat: Good for her
Quarthian: @Nigouki Always was
saucemaster5000: byeeee
Boon_33: boss is going to go commit sudoku in a feild of flowers on a windy day.
rustywir3s: me when i take off my meat
BusTed:
Just sloughing off some 
Aceviru: Oh ya
Omthebox: Yeah
MacbethSeemsSus: Justice!
NorthstarTex: Tyreal we have at home
Boon_33: mom's spagetti!
MAPBoardgames: nom mom
MAPBoardgames: nom pa
Omthebox: Is this when she becomes batman
glitched_goddess: Back to the dream world where we can actually play
ManWithTheMask13: what the dog doin
CaptainSpam: She's having a rough day.
I_Am_Clockwork: *takes a sip*
VrolikSyndrome:
No
frank_the_great: Yep!
saucemaster5000: I drank all of vrolik's water
lamina5432: no gaterade only
ContingentCat: Yes actually
MacbethSeemsSus: Is bourbon water?
Aceviru: I ate Jell-O does that count
raulghoulia: not aggressive at all
NorthstarTex: is kahlula water?
Boon_33: woo the land of infinite naginata!
gibbousm: that thing has End of Act Boss vibes but not quite Final Boss vibes
xantos69: Well it is what plants crave
frank_the_great: It's got what plants crave
ManWithTheMask13: Engine coolant? Oh yeah
SnackPak_: anti-freeze is where it's at
lamina5432: unortunatly only have white
Shparky2197: Hydrate chat, with whatever fluids you have, (please drink only fluids labelled for human consumption)
NorthstarTex: the yes I am 'hydrated'
terribleplan: It just made me sad
eggmojiithealchemist: Surely this is near the end
Shparky2197: I've got pine mango juice
Omthebox: Hydrate or diedrate brother
VrolikSyndrome: What if it's not water.
BusTed: At least it's not lava
I_Am_Clockwork: oh that's not water, its rice sprits
Greendrag13: WAIT, Japanese Silent Hill turns you into a furry? Damn, always better overseas
MAPBoardgames: It's watered down sake
I_Am_Clockwork: yeah, diluted rice wine
frank_the_great: This is just like Sonic Unleashed
Boon_33: 'what do you mean booze ain't food?' 'I'd rather cut off my own dingdong than admit that!' ~dethKlok
itsr67: its fine
VrolikSyndrome: She's now a lawyer.
MAPBoardgames: It's his class ring
GasCityGaming: Omg, I can't believe you drank it, that was a joke!
Kramburger: Love getting pinned by a hot fox
MacbethSeemsSus: The branding wasn’t enough?
Omthebox: Promise Dodecahedron
Quarthian: @Kramburger Same
Dog_of_Myth:
ManWithTheMask13: An amulet or maybe a jewel?
shendaras:
The_Color_Twelve:
Boon_33: mood
Greendrag13:
@Kramburger You know it! 
Boon_33:
Dog_of_Myth:
SnackPak_: Kram was the only one brave enough to say it
ManWithTheMask13: That's a goobsmooch bit
VrolikSyndrome: A bro-ch
saucemaster5000: yo dog your brooch
rustywir3s: it's a bro-och
xantos69: @Kramburger I'm gonna have to introduce you to some wolves.
Juliamon: legit if they released a jewelry line from this game I'd buy the shit out of it
itsaysTRUENO: forcing the player to look at her back scar is such a power move
VrolikSyndrome: nyoom
glitched_goddess: pft this game sucks look it's on rails
ManWithTheMask13: mb og
Shparky2197: Bye!
eggmojiithealchemist: 😭
itira: ok bye
lamina5432: you first
Omthebox:
DiscordianTokkan: o7
NorthstarTex: laters
BusTed: Have a good one, all
I_Am_Clockwork: thanks for the strem
kid_flashionable: Thanks for the stream!
ButterBall000: Everyone got phones
whentheangelsscry: Have a good night!
lamina5432: gnight thx for the good strem
GayGhostPrince: thanks for the stream!
VrolikSyndrome: Because you're the smartest man alive.
itira:
adam for president
ContingentCat: Homelessness stop it
MacbethSeemsSus: Dig hole, get off street.
glitched_goddess: "You've got lawns don't you?"
MacbethSeemsSus: W+P
xantos69:
50 Bits. Thanks for the silly fun mixed with deeply uncomfortable horror.
BusTed: kbyyye
ManWithTheMask13: FROGS ARE GONEEEE
betweenmyself:
MAPBoardgames:
OK BYE!
Omthebox: Ponds Clear
Dog_of_Myth:
thatguysteve2709: Thank you for as always appreciate it greatly
Shparky2197: Yeah, this was a weird and icky one, thanks for helping us through that
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BusTed: I have played it before
BusTed: It is fun putting your dice together
CaptainSpam: Dicey LaForge
VrolikSyndrome: Power move
underhill33:
Dog_of_Myth: Classic James
ContingentCat: Oh james
betweenmyself: whoopsie doodles
MacbethSeemsSus:
Dog_of_Myth:
ManWithTheMask13:
BusTed: Watered Deep
lamina5432: james has big dad energy
LostThePirate:
He said this morning his dad's out of town
eggmojiithealchemist: James sus
KWardJenx: Lords of Waterdeep is pretty goated, so can't blame him for not wanting to break-up the game.
Pteraspidomorphi: It's really good
SnackPak_: someone get Neil on the phone, we have questions
BusTed: As long as it's not House Party
ManWithTheMask13: The dinosaur grabber
Earthenone: a handle to surpass metal gear
Morrigan9: Ian invents the hand
shushu2539: the All Handler
MacbethSeemsSus: Handle of Holding
Boon_33:
LostThePirate: Affixing a tiny camera to a paintbrush or something
Dog_of_Myth:
Omthebox: Lava 2
ManWithTheMask13: this mix
Earthenone: they can hold anything breifly
Aceviru: Hahaha
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: Lava 2
Khasi1596: algebra 2
Kramburger: Hands can hold lava VERY briefly
Dog_of_Myth: It can hold them briefly
xantos69: You folks have a crapshot of a man holding fire so
NorthstarTex: the laws of thermodynamics?
ManWithTheMask13: fat hulking nuts
itira:
Aceviru: Bofa
Sapphic_Shenanigans: They can't hold all these lemons
lamina5432: you can always hold something once
betweenmyself: “Give me a lever long enough and I shall move the world.” Ian: Sure, let me slap something together
Boon_33: Midas's curse. (oops, wrong about that)
Vinewood_OG: Thermodynamics. "Oww, my hand!"
shushu2539: Ian's Omnihandle
ThorSokar: longest dez nuts joke ever
NotCainNorAbel:
500
ManWithTheMask13: just absolute hulking pairs of nuts
Shparky2197: Such classy humour round here, we LRR people have
bv310: Nice to know they're hairless, at least
Dog_of_Myth:
NimrodXIV: please see a doctor
Boon_33: Adam suffers from a large gym bag
MacbethSeemsSus: That was a hell of a pivot
BusTed:
ButterBall000: Post-DB cabin trip
Earthenone: is it hot dump season/?
Vinewood_OG: This is how Adam finds out
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: This is how we find out Adam was NOT invited to the cabin.
Boon_33: feels like they're broadcastin, nothing at all, nothing at all
Shparky2197: @NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives We'll, he should have been at DB then =p
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
KWardJenx: Brilliant stream, as always. Thanks so much!
TheAlanHeffley: Whishi ass leeping. Lol
Dog_of_Myth:
BusTed: It's true
Aceviru:
TheAlanHeffley: My wife btw
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
Omthebox: nice
DiscordianTokkan: Byeeee
Aceviru: o/
Shparky2197: Thanks for the stream!
MacbethSeemsSus: *slap*
SnackPak_: so rude
Aceviru: Knock knock. (Fart)
NotCainNorAbel: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
lamina5432: insert joke here
NotCainNorAbel: lean beef
TheAlanHeffley: She just hit me for doing that
shushu2539: how do you call a fish without eyes?
BusTed:
@TheAlanHeffley
LostThePirate: How much do pirate earrings cost?
LostThePirate: A buck an ear.
Strebenherz:
wishiwassleeping:
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