Diabore: i am here to get bent
GasCityGaming:
Never 
Sealtest: never alone
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ThingsOnMyStream: It's getting drafty in here. Must be all the airbending
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ThatOverkillGuy: chats moving too fast they wont know im secretly a slug
GasCityGaming: *rimshot*
Lord_Hosk: Im here to eat Banana bread and watch magic being drafted... and im all out of Banana bread
lirazel64: So glad this starts an hour earlier.
CaptainSpam: @ThingsOnMyStream It's getting... um... rocky. In here. Must be all the earthbending.
DeM0nFiRe:
GasCityGaming: Aaaaaaaaahhh -firebending
Lord_Hosk: I know that was toph for you to admit CaptainSpam but we are all proud of you for saying it.
lirazel64: Suddenly realizing I can haz cranberry grilled cheese for dinner.
RockPusher: CaptainSpam oh, whoops, I had to stash them somewhere
glitched_goddess: cranberry grilled cheese >,>
greatknightgaramond: avatar state! yip yip!
Lord_Hosk: I wonder if they all draft the collector booster at the same time, or each slap it in at a different time to spice up the rounds
MegaDosX: In the past it's been at the same time but who knows
e_bloc: full house baby
Greyah: Uh oh. Did someone break containment on the loaner again?
KaleidoscopeMind: lol
DeM0nFiRe:
MegaDosX: OUTSTANDING
KaleidoscopeMind: lol again
dm818: blue people
RockPusher:
Redbassist: Your powers combined
e_bloc: flawless
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
lirazel64: @glitched_goddess It's good! Almost as good as kimchi grilled cheese.
ThatOverkillGuy: heart? more like FART
MegaDosX: Also I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought Graham was cosplaying Steve Jobs
Vinewood_OG: You figure it out.
undecided44: Everyone understood the assignment.
MegaDosX: Oh absolutely
DeM0nFiRe:
ThingsOnMyStream:
MegaDosX: #PaulIsAWizard
PorpoisesUnknown: Bless Paul!
ContingentCat: !lovepaul
KaleidoscopeMind: !lovepaul
Micalovits:
Long live Paul
e_bloc: paul low-key keeps the company solvent
Redbassist: !paul
raulghoulia: Rest In Paul
letsbelgo: vacation paul?
Vyolynce: I got a "I do like to Twiddle" button this week.
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MegaDosX: Why not
Hrrisn: Going to be doing an Avatar draft for Christmas with friends and family. I can’t wait
PorpoisesUnknown: Yes
Diabore: oh not in addition
raulghoulia: how decadent
Fruan: Spicy
e_bloc: are we going to reboot the "Paul is dead" conspiracy
Manitu_25: now who reanimated steve jobs and where is graham?
NotCainNorAbel: we listen to james! or we listen to james?
Redbassist: James loves mouth sounds confirmed
WiJohn: @Manitu_25 Explains where they got the money for the collector boosties
MegaDosX: When the fire nation attacked
MegaDosX: Talk, Valentina
definenull: fun puff time!
ThatOverkillGuy: wait i cant call myself an ally?
Diabore: looking for that badgermole cub and wan shi tong
raulghoulia: radical
Hrrisn: I’ve been enjoying firebending on arena a lot more than I thought I would when it was announced
F1SHOR: This is my favourite set in years its so good
KaleidoscopeMind: the fact that there was a whole desert bus between the ppr and now makes it feel like this set has been around for much longer
definenull: Yeah that G rare is kinda dookie in limited
Diabore: i like the front one
Diabore: oh no he shuffled them
Diabore: yes
MegaDosX: Oh yes Cori lmao
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Redbassist: When did Minecraft get here?
TheDevil_Risen: Hai Librarian
F1SHOR:
Snouut: MTG x Minecraft when? 3 mana for steve?
glitched_goddess: ub Minecraft
e_bloc: thats just the plot of the cask of amontillado
TheDevil_Risen:
hahah they do that 
A_Dub888: Flameo Magic: The Gatheringm'ns
definenull: Pivot!
Lord_Hosk: pivlot
raulghoulia: parnet
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TheDevil_Risen: blessyou
Snouut: Pilvet? I hardly know her
Snouut: ill see myself out
e_bloc: it's less of a pivot and more of a swivel
RockPusher: I pilverted once, had to stay in bed for a week!
Diabore: graham i must say that turtleneck looks good
undecided44: Accepted
ContingentCat:
thanks kathleen 
e_bloc: get em
glitched_goddess: I love that Momo full art swamp
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HavenDragon:
don't worry, as a headphone user, i never have y'all on full volume
A_Dub888: Isn't a pilvet what happens when you hit the ground with a golf club after missing the ball?
KaleidoscopeMind: signals are a social construct?
Redbassist: Graham with the stealth Rock cosplay
TheDevil_Risen: OOF
MegaDosX:
ContingentCat: looks good
Redbassist: Oh I mean The Boulder
Micalovits: Steve Jobs was pretty handsome
A_Dub888: @Micalovits you're pretty handsome
F1SHOR: classic bully serge
Greyah: The headphones thing made me actually try listening with headphones for a change, and now the environmental hum isn't deafening. What a game changer.
Hrrisn: I imagine most people don’t have much experience with a turtle neck beyond knowing steve jobs wore them
Micalovits:
@A_Dub888 Daaaaw I hope I am as handsome as you
MegaDosX: "And no, the prize is not steak"
ContingentCat: uppies for steak
Redbassist: The stakes yearn for the mines
Lord_Hosk: And somehow, everyone ended up in Blue White with a splash of artifact, everyone ran 25 land as they only ended up with 15 playables.
F1SHOR: i tried u/w for the first time last night it went poorly
ghizmou: a gold chain would really enhance the rock impression
PorpoisesUnknown: Lmao
Marc_otato: @Hrrisn What
Marc_otato: lmao
MegaDosX: Graham you should put on a fanny pack then you'd look like The Rock rather than Steve Jobs
Cptasparagus: Hi friends
HavenDragon: ah, nature is healing
MrPipboy3000: What about the tactical turtleneck? The Tackleneck!
dnx_improveyourself: This thing is beatiful!!
dnx_improveyourself: Better than arena things!!!
Lord_Hosk: Ever since Steve Jobs started wearing them exclusively people stopped wearing them because they didn't want to be called Steve Jobs.
raulghoulia: just make sure they climb into the sea water without anyone helping them
TheDevil_Risen:
Save the Turtle(necks) !!! stop using plastics!
glitched_goddess: turtle neck rentals
Masslost: i thought graham was wearing a tactle-neck
LoadingReadyRun: Boom. Roasted
fencepostmagpie: in avatar they probably call them (checks notes) turtleducks
HavenDragon:
i wore my denim longcoat today because its chilly and the coat makes me look like a jeans wizard
omdorastrix: The curse of being a middle-aged white guy in a turtleneck
definenull: Kathleen had solved the format, you heard it here
ghizmou: you made a great choice of t shirt today cori
BrowneePointz: Graham is just a member of MI6 or Vulcan High Command it’s fine
RockPusher:
We need to ruin the novelty of the turtle neck - gotta make it your whole wardrobe now G 
WiJohn: @omdorastrix As opposed to a white guy in a turtle duck
MegaDosX: Cori saved you on that one
freshmaker__: jeans wizard is a compelling image
definenull: That's 2 turtle doves
Juliamon: imagining a wizard but with a denim robe
Mr_Horrible: memst
BrowneePointz: jeans wizard is that guy from My Hero Academja
leo_drake_15: hi everyone
anhakha: Graham. It makes a bear. You have to.
thedevil_risen1: Washed or distressed?
HavenDragon: @BrowneePointz Best Jeanist?
fencepostmagpie: pondering my jorb (jean orb)
Redbassist: How many pockets can you fit onto a tactical neck sweater?
Mr_Horrible: it's because no one wants to take that art, Graham
BrowneePointz: @havendragon yea that guy from My Hero Academia
DeM0nFiRe:
Redbassist:
Mr_Horrible: LRRma balls
BrowneePointz: Graham is the version of Steve Jobs that took his diagnosis seriously and trusted medical professionals
thedevil_risen1:
We did explode him during deset bus, this must be a clone! Quick Kathleen check if he has a belly button 
glitched_goddess: some gorgeous FAs
Mr_Horrible: Nelly doing his "M Bison drafting Magic The Gathering impression"
Mr_Horrible: the joke is that there are 16 idiots
anhakha: G, does Earth King make it into Bear Force 3?
Mr_Horrible: he somehow sounds more like a frog than Psychic Frog
e_bloc: i dunno there are some vanillas in avatar
glitched_goddess:
I liked tundra wolves 
NonchalantAvenger: up uo
NonchalantAvenger: up to
NonchalantAvenger: the white saga?
MegaDosX: !card the legend of yangchen
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CaptainSpam: I like how the Steve/Cori views occasionally just have a camera dolly just roll into view carrying cards.
MegaDosX: Probably this
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Mr_Horrible: "I Know How You Punted Last Summer"
MegaDosX: It's Council's Judgment, yeah
Mr_Horrible: sweet sweet absolution
Fruan: Yeah, just don't choose a second thing.
A_Dub888: Graham "Bullet Dodged" Stark
freshmaker__: complaint equity through the roof
Lord_Hosk: Coming back to MTG for a pre-release after 5 years away, I was like "I seem to have opened god packs, I have 85 playables."
Vinewood_OG: Bussin' Cloudflare
Darleysam: spilt my babyccino and stopped concentrating on the game
definenull: Saturn was in retrograde
ContingentCat: mercury is in retrograde
MrPipboy3000: "Mercury was in Tardigrade"
anhakha: Mercury was a tergrid
BrowneePointz: Graham got bodied by a stray Tachyon
Xavorin: Mercury was turgid?
thedevil_risen1: Zrogdor was in zetagrade
Redbassist: Light touchers
Fruan: It makes the photons form a phallanx
ghizmou: they don t have to stop at stop signs
Mr_Horrible: they're the particle 1%
WiJohn: So they're rich particles?
MegaDosX: You in fact can't catch them
MegaDosX: You just measure changes in particles when they pass through
RockPusher: neutrinos only interact via the weak force so are *extremely* unlikely to interact at all
MrPipboy3000: I thought neutrinos drive hot rods in TNMT's Dimension X
ContingentCat: how sneaky of them
Bugberry: Air Temple built under a cliff
asddsa28: cos it is
yonder_peasant: it's supposed to be upside down
Pywodwagon: built into a cliff
MegaDosX: Oh that's one of the Air Temples
KaleidoscopeMind: hidden air temple
Redbassist: That air temple is built on a cliff
Dog_of_Myth: Air Temples
KaleidoscopeMind: it's hiding
anhakha: The neutrino's have Skulk.
MegaDosX: They built it in a massive canyon hanging under the surface
Mr_Horrible: if a crime is only a crime for heavy particles, then it is not in fact a crime
ContingentCat: air bending temples aren't the most acessable
e_bloc: it was this or hire a security guard
Diabore: serge
A_Dub888: badgermole cub?
definenull: Oh yeah that episode revelation was sick
NonchalantAvenger: the 5 color aang
BrowneePointz: full art neon Aang
Redbassist: Unfortunately fire benders learned to fly too RIP
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hidingbox: Fancy draft going on here.
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lamina5432: prof opened one i think
ContingentCat: oo shiney
Mr_Horrible: sanctioned baboonery
Armoric: Wait are they drafting collector boosters for pack 3?
Diabore: theres an avatar aang
LoadingReadyRun: @Armoric Yes
NonchalantAvenger: eternal
Bugberry: I wonder who the Blue Spirit is?
Lord_Hosk: So... do you take the $10,000 card... or take the card that lets you win the draft. Its goyf all over again
thedevil_risen1: Hahaha
Dog_of_Myth:
underhill33:
definenull: 5 head time?
Mr_Horrible:
god those are so dumb
KaleidoscopeMind: amazing
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Redbassist: 240p
Fruan: Mark Hamil is watching you craft
hidingbox: screen grab moment
e_bloc:
Fruan: draft*
A_Dub888: I got jumpscared by that card when I opened my prerelease pool
BrowneePointz: basically they mandate a certain set of arts get used in crossovers
BrowneePointz: not just Magic
Mr_Horrible: it's a cool *idea*, very very bad execution
thedevil_risen1: Least they didn't have to cancel the secret lair
NonchalantAvenger: on the bottom u can see the season and episode number where's the image is taken from
Bugberry: Some of the screenshots look good/okay.
ArdCollider: good to see Steve Jobs obsessed with product quality.
glitched_goddess: should have just put the crt lines on them
Fruan: "They look bad" vs "They look REALLY bad"
A_Dub888: Serge "Lukewarm Takes" Yager
thedevil_risen1: Oh hang on... they did
anhakha: All it needed was paying ONE ARTIST to take the screenshot and clean them up.
freshmaker__: look at katara's eyes in join the dance!
Redbassist: Thats a serge noise right there
DarthRagnar815: Is it at least good that they didn't use AI to upscale the original images?
itsaysTRUENO: Graham is halfway to a Ken Burns cosplay
Omnipotrevor: @anhakha Or in some cases, mostly just repositioning the text.
Mr_Horrible: @DarthRagnar815 in a "you met the bare minimum" sense, I suppose
e_bloc: oddly they were all white
Mr_Horrible: not in public, Adam
Schnappsy: Is this a whole Collector Booster draft?
F1SHOR: i got trapped by the noble card in my first draft
leo_drake_15: Don't check your deck with kids around, Adam. That's how you get in trouble
thedevil_risen1: No, 2 play 1 collectors
BrowneePointz: Kess Wylie talked about it a bit, but yea there’s like internal divisions in some of these franchises that go “this art needs to be used” cuz several of the screenshots for the cards have been used in SEVERAL other Avatar crossovers 1:1
Dog_of_Myth: @Schnappsy Just pack 3
Schnappsy: Nice, I like it.
hidingbox:
Juliamon:
F1SHOR: Cant wait for Avatar - raid shadow legends with the same art
leo_drake_15: Nelly, you're a streamer. you're not meant to be good, you're meant to be funny
RockPusher:
[sad wahoo noises]
BrowneePointz: p3k reprint!
NonchalantAvenger: at the bottom of the ugly cardsu can see the episode#
BrowneePointz: oh wait that’s not corrupted court official
BrowneePointz: that’s the magistrate d’oh
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Mr_Horrible:
the Fire Nation was just making a callout post on problematic Airbending 
itsaysTRUENO: air bending is just water bending but with an extremely diffuse fluid
NonchalantAvenger: b3 chap 58
anhakha: There are TWO sozins comets going round...
Mr_Horrible: it's always worse than you think
definenull: Jumpscare!
Vinewood_OG: Teaching your dad to facetime
Schnappsy: Why is my card staring at me?
Kentosaurus: those borderless bonus cards look so bad
hidingbox: Also, Ozai doesn't even fit as a cruel tutor. Cruel, yes, but tutor doesn't quite add up
Mr_Horrible: honestly if that art was an example of malicious compliance I'd have to give it a small golf clap
F1SHOR: adam guaranteed undefeated now
Bugberry: The Great Henge art was one of the first they showed and looks good, if only the others were up to that quality.
thedevil_risen1: Run a playset of that card in a modern deck for the meme
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Mr_Horrible: @hidingbox I mean, he *thought* he was teaching a lesson, I guess?
Redbassist:
Ozai 
leo_drake_15: just remember, Adam, the decks you think are the worst are the ones that perform the best
BrowneePointz: I think I’d like them more if they were redrawn by hand
a_pidgeon: Koalas aren't bears! They lack the koalafications.
freshmaker__: cant believe they made the koala a bear. smh my head
BrowneePointz: like exact same frame, but drawn by hand and they’d look nice
exeJayce: helloooo everyone, a bit late but I love these ATLA cards
Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible Ozai's Lesson in this set even shows what he considers "teaching" someone.
MegaDosX: Firebending is like extort
NonchalantAvenger: Dimir
BrowneePointz: same as Extort ye
Dog_of_Myth: Dimir
anhakha: Firebreathing is in the brackets.
thedevil_risen1: Hang on i thought the red pips in the rules text would make it black blue red???
Micalovits: Colour identity is weird and makes very little sense anyway
A_Dub888: Graham's colors are some combination of White, Blue, Black, Red, and/or Green
BrowneePointz: nope
BrowneePointz: just like extort the pips on the reminder text are irrelevant to color identity
Bugberry: @thedevil_risen1 reminder text isn't rules text.
fencepostmagpie: they gotta make a hybrid costed legend with firebending and extort just to mes with commander players
LSRubin: @thedevil_risen1 the red pips aren't rules text, they're (italicized) reminder text
definenull: It's a commander card (derogatory)
anhakha: There are TWO sozin's comets.
Mr_Horrible: the comet *has* to wheel, it only comes around every <mumblemumble> years
A_Dub888: @Bugberry Ozai's got some hot takes
thedevil_risen1: Ohh it's reminder. Have not interacted with the set
Vinewood_OG: "Each?"
thedevil_risen1: Ta
BrowneePointz: pay 2 exile it face down
anhakha: Sozin's comet won me a prerelease. The blue white cataract allowed all my creatures to become 25/25s
Micalovits: No, thats plot
MegaDosX: There we go
anhakha: *blue white katara
MegaDosX: Wheeler definitely got it mixed up with plot
Bugberry: Foretell is like Morph
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MegaDosX:
You should be correct the first time 
A_Dub888: skill issue
Pywodwagon: foretell is just rampage
Micalovits: You can't tell me what to do! Your not my real dad!
Vinewood_OG: What an ID10t
Redbassist:
jumpscare
BrowneePointz: foretell is such a fun mechanic. hope we get it again some day
glitched_goddess: nobody wants forehead lmao
MegaDosX: Is foretell kicker or flying?
Mr_Horrible: oh that's sick
UtilityPunk: Life before scryfall tagging was the stone ages of synergy-searching
e_bloc: the tags on scryfall as so good and helpful
SoylentDoener: with all the profile picture commanders, that look to the side and just the tutor staring at you
RockPusher: LRR should have a hat cube
Manitu_25: the hex color tags on scryfall tagger, blow my mind
Redbassist: Heart
glitched_goddess: heart!
a_pidgeon: The four elements...and the fifth color...
Manitu_25: I just had to build a commander deck around one of the colors
UtilityPunk: It is too late, Mr. Bonz. I control all 4 elements now!
thedevil_risen1: @ThingsOnMyStream That's wild
anhakha: Earth... fire... water... air.... gun.
Redbassist: Uh oh stinkies
Juliamon: Natural gas... it gives you ideas!
definenull: Uh ohhh gassy
Vinewood_OG: Team Gas Leak!
F1SHOR: gas leak continues until moral improves!
Micalovits: Don't firebend to much with the gas leak
MegaDosX: Holy shit lmao
Kentosaurus: lol
MrSarkhan:
thedevil_risen1: Hahahaha
ghizmou:
Mr_Horrible:
CUT THE FEED 
BrowneePointz: gosh this makes me hope Lorwyn Eclipsed has a good draft format
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thedevil_risen1:
definenull: Eject!
anhakha: I hope they have lots of treefolk in llorwyn
Mr_Horrible:
@BrowneePointz how can it be, they're reintroducing day/night
BrowneePointz: Avatar seems to have a pretty darn balanced draft format and EoE was pretty shweet
BrowneePointz: so fingers crossed
Mr_Horrible: yeah they've had some bangers recently
glitched_goddess: I liked EoE drafts because I was good at it lol
Lord_Hosk: Hey... Ummm Avatar heads? ArrowHeads? What is the term for Avatar superfans? Anyways... Has there ever been a Avatar incarnation that has either A. Gone bad, or B. failed their 4 cycle training?
Mr_Horrible: and the standout baddie was also plagued with production hell weirdness, so I'm not super worried
BrowneePointz: @mr_horrible as far as I know for that they said the Lorwyn half is “typal” and the Shadowmoor half is “color matters”
definenull: Ooh maybe we get adamant back?
BrowneePointz: idk if an Avatar was evil, but there’s definitely been ones that have done really questionable stuff
UtilityPunk: @Lord_Hosk No terms to my knowledge, Avatar was before the tumblrverse christened fandoms
Toxxick: @Lord_Hosk Well, Korra's time as Avatar basically went as bad as it could without permanently ending the cycle
Juliamon: UtilityPunk what? fandoms had names before tumblr
glitched_goddess: Aang crippled a couple benders, Kyoshi did war crimes, and Roku basically allowed Sozin to do his thing
anhakha: Kyoshi literally murdered a dude. Aang ran away from his training. Korra sucked at airbending for a good while. And the original avatar was technically a thief. Probably the closest to "going bad".
thraximore: How were they a thief?
anhakha: They stole the elements without intwnt to give them back to the lion turtles.
HavenDragon: and they stole food
BrowneePointz: ye was part of the revelations in Korra
glitched_goddess: oh yeah and the first avatar freed the spiritual concept of evil
thraximore: Well that just happens
a_pidgeon: Haha oops
HavenDragon: and the spiritual concept of evil tried to make their own avatar of evil
Toxxick: TBF he was tricked. Its not like he freed him knowing the whole deal
UtilityPunk: @anhakha Avatar Yangchen canonically ran spy rings and had some dissociativity. Avatar's neat for simultaneously being a great kids/teens show while having topics that are serious
johnnylongtorso: @glitched_goddess there's an Avatar/Pandora joke here somewhere
ThingsOnMyStream:
Slightly related this is my cousin's samoyed, Apa, with one of her puppies https://ibb.co/V1Rp332
BrowneePointz: like I said, bunch of the Avatars have done *very* questionable things
Mr_Horrible:
@ThingsOnMyStream aaaa 
Juliamon: samoyeds aren't real
BrowneePointz: bred to be guard dogs but they were too nice
ThingsOnMyStream: Her full show name is "Yip Yip Apa Skybison"
glitched_goddess: I don’t think there was like, Avatar Pol Pot tho so at least there’s something
Redbassist: Avatars = humans confirmed
definenull: It's illegal to be that floofy and cute
Redbassist: Cute Appa pup
BrowneePointz: ye the Avatars have all generally understood their importance as guardians but how they go about personifying that and what they viewed as guardianship varied
BrowneePointz: and some of that came into conflict with either other people or Spirits
UtilityPunk: Avatar is vaguely a superhero story, where the main character has to resolve their own conflicts and stand on their own feet in deciding what "being the guardian" means
UtilityPunk: Also yeah, Appa is probably unbelievably floofy and cozy to hug
Toxxick: I feel like if an Avatar went completely off the deep end, Raava would just stop lending her powers to them and move onto the next reincarnation when they inevitably tried to airbend and failed
MegaDosX: @UtilityPunk The samoyed or the sky bison?
definenull: Yes
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: @Toxxick You never hear about how many Avatars died from fall damage.
anhakha: Well they're tied to the soul, so unless they die i don't think they can just move on.
UtilityPunk: @Toxxick I think they can be tragic figures. Not sure they /can/ go off the deep end when they're so attuned to [redacted]
BrowneePointz: but ye in the next series we’re gonna see what the Avatar does in a post apocalyptic event that they are blamed for
BrowneePointz: not the particular incarnation but the Avatar as a whole
glitched_goddess: @BrowneePointz it’s just like real life since Korra is blamed for everything
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Toxxick: @anhakha Right, but if they jumped off something and suddenly couldnt air bend, that reincarnation would come a whole lot sooner
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anhakha: Post apocalyptic avatar makes me think Radio-active-waste-bending
glitched_goddess: Ghoul Bending
BrowneePointz: haha not super futurist I think, we just know something went bad
BrowneePointz: the Avatar is blamed for it
a_pidgeon: @Toxxick Raava killing off incarnations like flipping through tinder to find a good one
BrowneePointz: and now the new incarnation earthbender girl and her twin are dealing with the fallout
glitched_goddess: @a_pidgeon lawful good isn’t lawful nice lmao
anhakha: Avatar Fallout 76
BrowneePointz: but it is funny they hit a reset button after the tech advances in Korra
BrowneePointz: “too modern” *explodes their own setting*
Makoforte: That is one hell of a song title.
glitched_goddess: I kinda dug the aesthetic tech in Korra.
BrowneePointz: ooo rv there yet
exeJayce: the aesthetic in Korra is honestly why I just preferred that one over TLA; both have their pros and cons though
LoadingReadyRun: Just one more second!
Diabore: 1
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NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: 3
teagarrison: I’m on the edge of my seat
MrSarkhan:
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Mr_Horrible:
lamina5432: I was nodding off
KaleidoscopeMind: the fight between knitted vs leather
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hotgreenflames: ily adam that was great
anhakha: It's 1am in the UK. Travelling home in the dark on a train for the next hour. Doing my best to stay awake.
ThorSokar: I hear you can gift 1,000 now too
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Mr_Horrible: "Whatever. Go, my scarab."
definenull: Adam's been keeping a pet rhino beetle at his place fo years
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Greyah: Rhino beetle, but in the style of avatar, a rhino with a beetle shell.
anhakha: Bang
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johnnylongtorso: Canadian standoff
DeM0nFiRe:
CrossXhunteR: @johnnylongtorso No, that's a different format
anhakha: Smooth
NonchalantAvenger: is the lands stand still sticky?
hotgreenflames:
meg coming into chat just to snipe storm count 33
62MGcobra: Hey I got Friday Nights playmat the other day, It looks great!! Thanks, all.
ThingsOnMyStream: !cardview on
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exeJayce: as someone still new to MTG, this is both confusing but fascinating at the same time
A_Dub888: B E E G F E E S H
BrowneePointz: Deserter is the Fire Giant that ends the world. disciple is the drink that you make with apples
NonchalantAvenger: cuz when they touched it desert bus they said the rubber got all sticky on the lands station
LRRbot: Otter-Penguin [1U] | Creature — Otter Bird [2/1] | Whenever you draw your second card each turn, this creature gets +1/+2 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.
UtilityPunk: Not that bird, the otter bird
definenull: Ewww
A_Dub888: Uh ohhhhh, stickyyy
LRRbot: Waterbender Ascension [1U] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Then if it has four or more quest counters on it, draw a card. / Waterbend {4}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
BrowneePointz: it’s okay just put all your TMNT pizza lands in there when you get them so they’re more accurate Graham
BrowneePointz: lore accurate*
LRRbot: Airbender Ascension [1W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, airbend up to one target creature. / Whenever a creature you control enters, put a quest counter on this enchantment. / At the beginning of your end step, if this enchantment has four or more quest counters on it, exile up to one target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Redbassist: What an otter-penguin
loufghyslaufey: Dang it!
Marvoleath:
blink or flicker?
NonchalantAvenger: i had that and the 5 mana aang that brings a 4drop to the BF.. kept blinking him ... was so OP
johnnylongtorso: flink
anhakha: I dunno, what's an otter with you?
LRRbot: Lightning Strike [1R] | Instant | Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
loufghyslaufey: I forget you start drafts early...
Mr_Horrible: mmm, fried otter-penguin...
BrowneePointz: don’t
ContingentCat: Otter? I barely know her
LRRbot: Invasion Submersible [2U] | Artifact — Vehicle [0/0] | When this Vehicle enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / Exhaust — Waterbend {3}: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature. Put three +1/+1 counters on it.
frozenphoenix7: Invasion Submersible so good
BrowneePointz: they tried eating penguin and apparently it’s so greasy it’s unpleasant
LoadingReadyRun: @loufghyslaufey Yah, gotta keep an eye on FNPF these days. 8 player drafts start an hour early.
Bugberry: I love it can tap for it's own exhaust ability.
anhakha: I am pleased they start early. It is 1am in the UK right now...
anhakha: It means I have a chance to watch a little bit live xD
loufghyslaufey: "It should've feared me MOAR!" -Azula on the otter
teagarrison: these vehicles that give you alternate methods to making them artifact creatures are a cool design space
BrowneePointz: Explorers
Redbassist: Them
Juliamon: Desperate people
NonchalantAvenger: it's all FAT
LRRbot: Deserter's Disciple [1R] | Creature — Human Rebel Ally [2/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.
johnnylongtorso: humans: we'll eat anything once
e_bloc: when in rome
ContingentCat: Those guys
glitched_goddess: “up there”?
Redbassist: They them
Mr_Horrible: I would contend that explorers in dire straits would not have the ideal means to prepare anything, let alone a fresh kill
a_pidgeon: Galapagos tortoises, on the other hand, are reportedly delicious
Dog_of_Myth: @glitched_goddess up is relative
e_bloc: human
jasaproxy: and lobster
NonchalantAvenger: don't go to thailand adam
theamc2000: tarantula fires
Micalovits: And THAT is why I don't eat shrimp or lobster!
jasaproxy: but long pork
theamc2000: fries
glitched_goddess: shrimp is bugs
Mr_Horrible: serving a shrimp but the offensive part is pixelated
Juliamon: tarantulas are basically just crab legs
LRRbot: Razor Rings [1W] | Instant | Razor Rings deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. You gain life equal to the excess damage dealt this way.
definenull: Noooo
LRRbot: Octopus Form [U] | Instant — Lesson | Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn. Untap it.
johnnylongtorso: form of: an octopus!
Dog_of_Myth: Nah, shrimp is delicious
anhakha: Like insect mince bolognase
NonchalantAvenger: untap it
definenull: (and untaps)
loufghyslaufey: @a_pidgeon Don't know how you'd know that. And at this I'm too afraid to ask for noticing...
anhakha: Pop it all in a blender
Bugberry: and it's untapped, for waterbending value
BrowneePointz: @mr_horrible multiple attempts from multiple expeditions have all said penguin flesh is unappetizingly oily. just absolutely unpleasant
MegaDosX: !card shore up
LRRbot: Shore Up [U] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn. Untap it.
MegaDosX: Yeah I thought so, it's basically Shore Up but a lesson
LRRbot: Geyser Leaper [4U] | Creature — Human Warrior Ally [4/3] | Flying / Waterbend {4}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Cptasparagus: I too have a bias for reeses's
BrowneePointz: Dive Down’s revenge
Redbassist: Penguins too gundgy to eat
a_pidgeon: @loufghyslaufey The reason it took so long for the Galapagos tortoise to get a scientific name was that they couldn't get one back to England. They kept eating them on the way.
Marvoleath: Is it weird that they have pentapus as creatures, but the form is of octopus instead?
LRRbot: Bumi Bash [3R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Bumi Bash deals damage equal to the number of lands you control to target creature. / • Destroy target land creature or nonbasic land.
anhakha: Could have done his one plains...
NonchalantAvenger: nonbaisc
Bugberry: @Marvoleath well not every animal is a hybrid. there's Bosco the Bear, and Giant Koi, for example, so there could just be regular octopi.
anhakha: Awwww...
BrowneePointz: Long Term Coastal Piracy
loufghyslaufey: Strange; they should maybe reword it as, actually... has the nickname episode dropped or submissions started, Stark, DeVere?
LRRbot: Aang's Iceberg [2W] | Enchantment | Flash / When this enchantment enters, exile up to one other target nonland permanent until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. / Waterbend {3}: Sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, scry 2.
jasaproxy: not that many is above 0 or equal to?
MegaDosX: So the counters also go away >_>
MegaDosX: RIP
Marvoleath: @loufghyslaufey I believe nicknames are on indefinite hiatus
definenull: Yeah air bending and bouncing is so back breaking in this format with all the counters
BrowneePointz: @loufghyslaufey nicknames on indefinite hiatus because the format wasn’t working
jasaproxy: math is for judges
NonchalantAvenger: wait it has flash
loufghyslaufey: Kay, cuz this would be the set for it, so.....
LRRbot: Firebending Student [1R] | Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Prowess / Firebending X, where X is this creature's power.
theamc2000: Graham rocking the Rock in high school fit
ThorSokar: I was told Math was for Blockers?
MegaDosX: Quick, everyone panic about this creature.
LRRbot: Ty Lee, Artful Acrobat [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Performer [3/2] | Prowess / Whenever Ty Lee attacks, you may pay {1}. When you do, target creature can't block this turn.
anhakha: Has anyone taken into consideration with the upcoming Marvel set and the Star Trek set, there could be a playable Patrick Stewart kindred deck in standard by the end of 2026?
Marvoleath: My fav nickname so far is "George" for Wa Shi Tong
Redbassist:
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
PorpoisesUnknown: Lmfaoooo
CrossXhunteR: i love adam
RockPusher:
NonchalantAvenger: kat is presenting a board
underhill33:
hidingbox: big if true
jasaproxy:
I think I am going to only 3 pre's next year 
Vinewood_OG: Kathleen from the top rope!
circusofkirkus: oh
NotCainNorAbel: that's tight
NonchalantAvenger: adam's learning
CrossXhunteR: atlanta?
BrowneePointz: next Nov ye
definenull: Adams a learner!
Diabore: last set of 2026
Bugberry: They announced the whole of next year, as far as we know.
BrowneePointz: also TMNT in…March? Adam
MegaDosX: I love when Adam dips his toe into the Magic pond and is bewildered by things that have happened since he was last there
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: it’s like when Adam learned of the Will smith genie in aladin
CrossXhunteR: raise your hand and yell JUDGE
Vinewood_OG: Brother...
LRRbot: Ember Island Production [3UU] | Sorcery | Choose one— / • Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control, except it's not legendary and it's a 4/4 Hero in addition to its other types. / • Create a token that's a copy of target creature an opponent controls, except it's not legendary and it's a 2/2 Coward in addition to its other types.
BrowneePointz: small set like Spider-Man but not retroactively like Spider-Man as far as we know.
BrowneePointz: it has more cards in it than Spider Man has iirc
DigitalSeahorse: how big is Star Trek MTG going to be?
Pywodwagon: correct
CrossXhunteR: it comes in non-crewed, i believe
CrossXhunteR: @DigitalSeahorse we don't know yet
jasaproxy: huh. weird
Pywodwagon: it will be non crewed, and when its crewed its a 4/4 I think?
definenull: It's a 4/4 uncrewed vehicle?
Masslost: wait till adam hears that the monster hunter secret lair got pushed back cause it was bad
Diabore: i think its a 4/4 with no crew cost
Pywodwagon: I need to double check
Khalstrom: This is a good judge call
BrowneePointz: afaik full size @digitalseahorse TMNT is the only one confirmed small set atm
e_bloc: I believe 4/4 no crew is correct
loufghyslaufey: !? I thought it was just a Lair. But yes, they failed "Spider-Man." Even in Magic, Peter Parker can't catch a break...
Fruan: Yeah, I think it's an uncrewed vehicle, and it'll crew into a 4/4. That's so weird.
NonchalantAvenger: feels like not a creature
jasaproxy: Will it have a crew?
MegaDosX: I think Graham is correct
hotgreenflames: iirc vehicles dont become creatures
teagarrison: that’s quite a conundrum
Diabore: i think itll shrink to a 0/0 when exhausted too
CrossXhunteR: @BrowneePointz i think we know based on the number crunch for the year provided by Blake that there is at least one more medium sized set. we don't know what it will be, but i assume it will be the hobbit
Pywodwagon: yea I'm pretty sure it will be a 4/4 uncrewed
jasaproxy: Judge fight!
niccus: should i trust a vehicle built by stage designers
MegaDosX: So it'd become a 7/7 when he animates it with exhaust
Marvoleath: I agree with Graham, there was another similar edge case in other set and that's how it worked
DigitalSeahorse:
@CrossXhunteR 
loufghyslaufey: Judge war, judge war, judge war!
Diabore: @MegaDosX no necessarily, the exhaust makes it a 0/0
Bugberry: But is it a Hero?
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: !card invasion submersible
LRRbot: Invasion Submersible [2U] | Artifact — Vehicle [0/0] | When this Vehicle enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / Exhaust — Waterbend {3}: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature. Put three +1/+1 counters on it.
NonchalantAvenger: u get the exashst but not the crew?
DigitalSeahorse: brb
MegaDosX: Exhaust doesn't set p/t, that's already set on the card
Diabore: oh im wrong, ignore me
evethernet: the exhaust just makes it a creature, it says nothing about the p/t
Diabore: it doesnt make a 0/0
Bugberry: @NonchalantAvenger it doesn't have a crew cost.
MegaDosX: In terms of flavour it's because they used waterbending to move it on and below the water
NonchalantAvenger: ohhhh got it
MegaDosX: In the show
definenull: That's a healthy take
e_bloc: welll its still coming
dm818: It will probably be better now
anhakha: I look forward to making a Wesley Crusher commander deck.
MegaDosX: They don't really have engines or anything in ATLA, most things happen by bending of some kind or other
loufghyslaufey: We do!?
e_bloc: 100% agree
jasaproxy: From the people who gave us the Pinkertons going after some guy for getting the wrong box
LSRubin: i've got a couple friends who were really excited for the MH secret lair, they're relieved because what they published looked crappy
LRRbot: Spirit Water Revival [1UU] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may waterbend {6}. / Draw two cards. If this spell's additional cost was paid, instead shuffle your graveyard into your library, draw seven cards, and you have no maximum hand size for the rest of the game. / Exile Spirit Water Revival.
CrossXhunteR: @MegaDosX except that giant drill
jasaproxy: @MegaDosX the fire nation is pretty industrial
Diabore: hey, a divination
MegaDosX: @CrossXhunteR Hence why I said "most" >_>
loufghyslaufey: I thought the canceled lair would start a rebellion, regarding "New Secret Lair ALERT!"
Marvoleath: The only issue is that if it's good, it will sell out before any of the fans will be able to get it reasonably
Diabore: with no max hand size
UtilityPunk: The art was really nice, Monsters I was great, and Tooth & Nail was a good selection. Missing food synergy and equipment synergy though.
MegaDosX: Also it gets exiled
Diabore: notable gets exiled
UtilityPunk: MH is a fighting game with cutscenes for eating, and they're semi-mandatory for the endgame hunts
Fruan: Waterbending has a huge power delta between doing it as a sorcery and doing it as an instant
Diabore: sometimes it matters
loufghyslaufey: No, i sincerely believe this "Monster" Lair stoked division between Hasbro & CapCom.
Micalovits: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
MegaDosX:
Chat is always here to tell you what to do 
anhakha: Threshold?
Diabore: like theres a */3 in this set that cares about things in graveyard
Dog_of_Myth: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Pywodwagon: Kathleen yelling judge on a weekend I'm not working and at home does feel like I should be able to sue for emotional damages though
jasaproxy: There better be food tokens
MegaDosX: Didn't they even typo a name in one of the Monster Hunter SLD cards?
HiimDant: she could have the */3 flier that cares about noncreatures in graveyard, we just don't know
tehfewl: those were some of the main complaints
letsbelgo: Graham doing his best steve jobbs
jasaproxy: Schroedinger's chat
frozenphoenix7: @MegaDosX They did, yes
Diabore: @MegaDosX champion of kotoko instead of kokoto
MegaDosX: Oof.
LRRbot: Fire Nation Attacks [4R] | Instant | Create two 2/2 red Soldier creature tokens with firebending 1. / Flashback {8}{R}
Alyssa_Swift: I hear everything changed when that happened
HiimDant: everything has changed
Mr_Horrible: it changes everything
loufghyslaufey: I hope it goes the way to what happened to the Overwatch 2 LEGO line a couple years ago.
jasaproxy: There was harmony until they did that
ContingentCat: I hear it has significant impact on things
CrossXhunteR: i don't know if it is on the schedule, but i hope there is an FNPF for avatar jumpstart in the future
Micalovits: A very heroic boat
BrowneePointz: but ye the big complaints were that the mh lairs didn’t particularly feel mh
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz the implementation was very slapdash, yeah
SoylentDoener: everything changed, when two additional guys showed up
Tingeltangelibach: @loufghyslaufey what happened there?
coachNelly: graham's going to need to come up with a real peanut butter solution
anhakha: The Fire Nations Attacks could have been a red counter spell. "Your spell was being cast... until the fire nation attacked."
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I want to make a mono-green or GW Avatar deck, and call it “Earthbender? I Hardly Know ‘Er!”
BrowneePointz: best I can do is a peanut butter precipitate Nelly
coachNelly: its another 8ps movie
loufghyslaufey: @Tingeltangelibach They never released it.
jasaproxy: It has to be tasty?
CrossXhunteR: it is very weird
coachNelly: 80's
Mr_Horrible: nobody here needs their hair back
loufghyslaufey: Indefinitely.
ContingentCat: Like almond butter?
MegaDosX: @BrowneePointz Don't like that
KaleidoscopeMind: so a kids movie
ghizmou: as it should
Mr_Horrible: unless Nelly's plays earlier today gave Adam "The Fright"
Tingeltangelibach: @loufghyslaufey ah didn't know!
jasaproxy: an ignoble goal
LSRubin: i always get it confused with the Butter Cream Gang
LRRbot: Enter the Avatar State [W] | Instant — Lesson | Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes an Avatar in addition to its other types and gains flying, first strike, lifelink, and hexproof.
ShaneLeeAtk: So like Watership Down?
ContingentCat: Huh I'll check that out later
jasaproxy: No vigi!
Mr_Horrible: it's proper bizarre
Mr_Horrible: feels like "A weirder Roald Dahl story"
Marvoleath: "This 1985 film about bullying, body horror and the exploitative nature of the free market"
Fruan: Be Decisive. Aggro avatar state is legit.
Marvoleath: that's a combo
theamc2000: is this like how to eat fried worms
CrossXhunteR: magic hair for paintbrushes
WiJohn: Oh wait I do remember this!
theamc2000: I this dark like the Madeline movie?
WiJohn: I think it was a book
Mr_Horrible: harvest hair for making magic paint brushes
Schnappsy: At first it sounds like an episode of the simpsons, and then sounds much worse.
MrPipboy3000: Peanutbutter solution is messed up
Mr_Horrible: that paint worlds you can jump into
loufghyslaufey: @Fruan Why are you all obsessed with seeing Aang suffer, man?
ThorSokar: 80s kids were built different
teagarrison: thanks for the brief explanation. I wont be watching that
LRRbot: Rowdy Snowballers [2U] | Creature — Human Peasant Ally [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it.
jasaproxy: Enter the avatar state is only 1 mana? Daaammnn
Mr_Horrible: it's an *extremely* weird story
Pywodwagon: ah, its canadian, that explains a lot
asddsa28: sounds like a toltly spy's episode
LRRbot: Benevolent River Spirit [UU] | Creature — Spirit [4/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, waterbend {5}. / Flying, ward {2} / When this creature enters, scry 2.
Aarek: @Mr_Horrible Mario 64 prequel?
NonchalantAvenger: @teagarrison whats the name of the show?
CrossXhunteR: so much text on that one
MegaDosX: Reading? Cards??
Mr_Horrible: @Aarek one of Princess Peach's many crimes
jasaproxy: Reading, what are we green players?!
MegaDosX: Microsoft Sam!
raulghoulia: Teddy Ruxpin
A_Dub888: A lot of text Painted on that Lady
CrossXhunteR: @NonchalantAvenger The Peanut Butter Solution, and it's a movie
BrowneePointz: better a Rowdy Snowballer than a….Bawdy…..Snowroller
HiimDant: I love my 7-drop-that-bricks-my-discovers
Mr_Horrible: "The cow goes... no blocks?"
definenull: Hehehe
Mr_Horrible: pray she does not change it furthe
idontgetmyrealname: somewhere paul just shuddered and doesn't know why
goombalax: pray she doesn't change it futrher
Mr_Bitterness: The topping will continue until morale improves
goombalax: @Mr_Horrible YES
samwiser_: Hehehe, these streamers are so funny.
MegaDosX: Adam lmao
BrowneePointz: me playing against CounterTop
jasaproxy: Darth Topper?
Vinewood_OG: With that much asthma it may not be a good idea
Mr_Horrible: not here to tell mr skywalker how to top
LRRbot: Lost Days [4U] | Instant — Lesson | The owner of target creature or enchantment puts it into their library second from the top or on the bottom. You create a Clue token.
Justinthomasmm: long first game!
BrowneePointz: Los Daiz
Armoric: Wait, ward 2
Diabore: water spirit has ward 2
chaostreader: ward?
NonchalantAvenger: waed 2
MegaDosX: Water Spirits have ward 2
hotgreenflames:
Pywodwagon: "This film features the first English-language songs performed by Céline Dion"
e_bloc: we did it chat
Mr_Horrible: 2025 Magic cards: "You have to keep reading until the end"
MegaDosX: Ward is genuinely a good keyword tbh
Diabore: Ward, at least its not hexproof
A_Dub888: !findquote ward
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
theamc2000: that card has a lot of reminder text
e_bloc: my sweet ward
HiimDant: classic 'are you gonna pay two for that?'
Mr_Horrible: oh that's great, yeah
Bugberry: @Diabore Hexproof works better for instant-speed tricks.
hotgreenflames: i love ward but i wish it stopped getting printed without reminder text. its kinda more complicated.
LRRbot: Destined Confrontation [2WW] | Sorcery | Each player chooses any number of creatures they control with total power 4 or less, then sacrifices all other creatures they control.
MegaDosX: Alexa, cast The Last Agni Kai
Bugberry: @hotgreenflames people sometimes forget it counters the thing, and that it's a trigger.
MegaDosX: Play rather
MegaDosX: lmao that one got mixed up in my brain
CrossXhunteR: weird uncommon board "wipe"
HiimDant: goodbye hero boat, we hardly knew ye
NonchalantAvenger: ascention is still at 2?!
teagarrison: good answer
MegaDosX: !card airbender ascension
LRRbot: Airbender Ascension [1W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, airbend up to one target creature. / Whenever a creature you control enters, put a quest counter on this enchantment. / At the beginning of your end step, if this enchantment has four or more quest counters on it, exile up to one target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
jasaproxy: *laughs* I'm in danger
Marvoleath: !card slaughter of the strong
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MegaDosX: !card slaughter the strong
LRRbot: Slaughter the Strong [1WW] | Sorcery | Each player chooses any number of creatures they control with total power 4 or less, then sacrifices all other creatures they control.
definenull: Mawp
Mr_Horrible: "Take my wife...'s attacks! Please, I got no blockers!"
Micalovits: Mawp?
Vinewood_OG: Mic 5, standing by
HiimDant: @NonchalantAvenger well, when half of your creatures are vehicles...
LoadingReadyRun: Sorry all, not sure which mic that was.
hotgreenflames: @Bugberry exactly. i try to play cards that explain what they do (lol in current year) and its rough with ward cards above uncommon rarity
Micalovits: Very short mawp
Marvoleath: !card slaughter the strong
Mr_Horrible: you'd find him dejected in Firelink, yeah
itsaysTRUENO: im not sick but im not well, i get no respect
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WiJohn: Every time you die "I get no respect" plays
Pywodwagon: make him the little guy that does boss weapons in DS3
LRRbot: Benevolent River Spirit [UU] | Creature — Spirit [4/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, waterbend {5}. / Flying, ward {2} / When this creature enters, scry 2.
Bugberry: @hotgreenflames Royal Treatment from Wilds of Eldraine kind of demonstrates the value of both Ward and Hexproof, and why they serve different functions.
ThorSokar: what about a Gilbert Godfried scream instead?
Strebenherz: Rodney Dangerfield the lost smith
Pywodwagon: "these other ashen lords got no respect"
Mr_Horrible: @Pywodwagon "Rodlith of Carrim""
samwiser_: @itsaysTRUENO Cause I'm in heeeellll?
LRRbot: Iguana Parrot [2U] | Creature — Lizard Bird Pirate [2/2] | Flying, vigilance / Prowess
Pywodwagon: it feels rude to be doing this without wheeler
Sapphic_Shenanigans: replace "YOU DIED" with "I GET NO RESPECT"
Shadowsoflife: ha
itsaysTRUENO: @samwiser_ song by the band Harvey Dangerfield
Mr_Horrible: "Tried to crush human effigy and it said hey guy, not so tight!"
jasaproxy: A bear, just a normal bear
theamc2000: Adam me
HiimDant: it's a good joke, it's a great joke even
LRRbot: Boomerang Basics [U] | Sorcery — Lesson | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If you controlled that permanent, draw a card.
anhakha: My entire experience of him is the "Rover Dangerfield" cartoons, and Little Nicky.
Strebenherz: Rodney Dangerfield dark souls was the first thing I heard loading in and I'm down
Mr_Horrible: @anhakha I legitimately thought the comedian's actual name was Rover for years because of that cartoon
teagarrison: Iguana Parrot goes hard
samwiser_: @itsaysTRUENO Hehe, that's a great one.
raulghoulia: @Mr_Horrible and that he was a dog
LRRbot: Appa, Loyal Sky Bison [4WW] | Legendary Creature — Bison Ally [4/4] | Flying / Whenever Appa enters or attacks, choose one — / • Target creature you control gains flying until end of turn. / • Airbend another target nonland permanent you control.
hotgreenflames: @Bugberry love ward. just wish the words on ward cards were better explanatory. see Vein Ripper as a case for major confusion from lack of reminder text.
Mr_Horrible: this bit has legs
CrossXhunteR: that appa aint got nothing on his mind except MONCH
Mr_Horrible: wha appa
Fruan: Appa is a Titan
Strebenherz: Sigfried Dangerfield
HiimDant: we found the yarp yarp
NonchalantAvenger: ascension
NonchalantAvenger: +1 ascension
NonchalantAvenger: nm
adept_nekomancer: Sky bison. Skyson.
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jasaproxy: Did you play FF2-16?
Mr_Horrible: prone to slugfests, which are fun (although I can only do like 1 event worth of them before my brain gets tired)
CrossXhunteR: @jasaproxy heh
A_Dub888: you could suplex a train!
BrowneePointz: a lot of removal and the bonus list had a LOT of removal
CrossXhunteR: that was deranged people on the internet, adam
Mr_Horrible:
Square Enix hates its own characters, why would it make them powerful?
MegaDosX: Oh boy
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Mr_Horrible: wow, Ben trying to throw Neil under the bus
MegaDosX: Ben, lying
e_bloc:
Vinewood_OG: Cuz he's cool
Micalovits: Much larger chance that WotC has a bunch of Final Fantasy nerds that made their favs strong
Mr_Horrible: Ben "Falsehoods" Ulmer
letsbelgo: Totally not a Neal game
A_Dub888: Benny Big Lies Ulmer
MegaDosX: Oh no
NonchalantAvenger: are we ever getting waterdeep back?
Mr_Horrible: "Can I keep that hand?"
Pywodwagon: "the guy, he said I had no maidens, and I said "well you gotta be the one to tell my wife then!""
NonchalantAvenger: also is it the base or with the expansions?
itsr67: what's good
BrowneePointz: but yea FF had good removal and very good bonus list removal which balanced some absolute nutty BOMBS
jasaproxy: That's a very John Madden energy sentence
Micalovits: I think the 80% is in 3 draws, so on the draw
BrowneePointz: it was a haymaker format but not as miserable about it as Outlaws
CrossXhunteR: as was written in the bible
Pywodwagon: I'm a 16 land truther
ThorSokar: I hear 43 is the new 40
jasaproxy: Jesus SL when?
Mr_Horrible: American Pope *would* make a ruling about how many lands to run
Mr_Horrible: tbh
Marvoleath: !odds 1 1 15 42
anhakha: A biblically accurate amount of land.
ladyjessica: is there someone you’re forgetting? lands
Schnappsy: That's a button right there, "Leave room for lands"
goombalax: "I mulligan!" "I mulligan!" "Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
definenull: I am a 16 lander only for arena because hand smoother
itsaysTRUENO: "yeah we like to send out a flyer"
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CrossXhunteR: lands are good, except for when they're not
samwiser_: I miss city pigeon.
Mr_Horrible: Jesus roasting me for shipping that 7
jasaproxy: I am not a lander, most of my decks have 33. I like spells more
e_bloc: see Kathleen, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at sacrifice
couchboyj: In this house, we play with the Hand God gave us
Mr_Horrible: no, he turns my opponent's blue source into my whine
Strebenherz: PFFT
Dog_of_Myth:
Vinewood_OG: Which counts as a food token, unless you ask my sponsor
Marvoleath: Bible Universes Beyond when?
hotgreenflames:
Adam, its called the "Premiere Lands Pilot of the Format"
ContingentCat:
Schnappsy: Are you suggesting that one of Graham or James is not Professional?
samwiser_:
LSRubin: wine is primary in Orzhov. Jesus = Esper confirmed.
jasaproxy: was it unset or unfinity?
Mr_Horrible: good bit
circusofkirkus: LMAO
Dog_of_Myth:
MrSarkhan: Wait that's sick
DeM0nFiRe:
Strebenherz: That's bussing amazing
LRRbot: Firebending Student [1R] | Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Prowess / Firebending X, where X is this creature's power.
CrossXhunteR: a fancy one
control_rig: That art is amazing
Pywodwagon: Kathleen is kingdom hearts villain coded
Mr_Horrible: "Yes" *pisses*
CrossXhunteR: oh, TLE card. card reader doesn't like that
Diabore: !card baboon spirit
LRRbot: Baboon Spirit [2U] | Creature — Monkey Spirit [2/4] | Whenever another nontoken Spirit you control enters, create a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token with "This token can't block or be blocked by non-Spirit creatures." / {3}{U}: Exile another target creature you control. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
BrowneePointz: “idk can you?” “yea” *shits on the floor*
wrapscalion: Jumpstart card
Mai_Andra:
"I guess we'll find out." 
MegaDosX: Adam's on fire today
CrossXhunteR: TLE, jumpstart
HadesLeprechaun: hated teachers that said that all snooty, like "Fine, I guess I'll just pee in my chair"
itsr67: LMFAO
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
Strebenherz: WOW
Vinewood_OG: Burn.
LRRbot: Vindictive Warden [2{B/R}] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | Menace / Firebending 1 / {3}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
circusofkirkus: get his ass
ThorSokar: Kathleen's dream job: one of those screaming figureheads on the front of a huge boat, preferably one doing crimes
control_rig: Haaaaaaahahaha
MegaDosX: Graham with the firebending
teagarrison: gottem
A_Dub888: #BlameJames
CrossXhunteR: get his ass
samwiser_: Hahahahaha
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
CrossXhunteR: and it's a common
Vinewood_OG: 6th man award
CrossXhunteR: also, from the TLE stuff
Diabore: !card the blue spirit
LRRbot: The Blue Spirit [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Ally [2/4] | You may cast the first creature spell you cast each turn as though it had flash. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters during combat, draw a card.
wrapscalion: Boo
control_rig: Not A Spirit
glitched_goddess: ngl I often forget that vindictive warden says something other than “menace”
Fruan: It's Zuko in a mask
Mr_Horrible: it's a title
definenull: Spoilers, it's zuko
dm818: it's a guy in a mask
Sapphic_Shenanigans: It's just his moniker!
frozenphoenix7: It's a guy in a mask
theamc2000: it’s a superhero title
Dog_of_Myth:
niccus: next you'll tell me batman isn't a bat
Vinewood_OG: Batman isn't actually a bat, Adam
PhorrestGaze: Batman is not a bat
ContingentCat: Because he's just a guy
Marvoleath:
also, not a ninja
Diabore: and make a spirit
Bugberry: Basically a spirit in the same way the comic book character The Spirit isn't a spirit.
hidingbox: It makes sense if you watched the show
jasaproxy: Where was the baboon spirit in the show? I don't remember that
itsr67: It's an alter ego name
couchboyj: The Grey Ghost, not a ghost
Omnipotrevor: *spoilers*, in the lore it is a guy in a disguise
glitched_goddess: Batman isn’t a bat
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Marvoleath: Hey, at least it's blue
jasaproxy: @glitched_goddess he's not?!
CrossXhunteR: sure
terribleplan: It's just a dude wearing a mask
theamc2000: greatly
CrossXhunteR: i bet he would like it
teagarrison: it’s Zuko in a mask
Marvoleath: it would be funny if it was in red instead
Greyah: Too bad, the lore cares about you.
itsr67: Fair
BrowneePointz: in Adam’s Gavin voice “‘MOONey!!!”
fencepostmagpie: The Blue Human Rogue Ally
Ravynn: Adam doesn't care about the lore of anything, including himself
LRRbot: Waterbender Ascension [1U] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Then if it has four or more quest counters on it, draw a card. / Waterbend {4}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Mai_Andra: Blue Meanie tag team with the Spirit Squad?
anhakha: I am continuously annoyed that Doctor Octopus isn't crearure type Doctor Octopus
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e_bloc: girlfriend turned into the moon something something
adept_nekomancer: Blue, but not a spirit. Half credit.
itsr67: It IS a kids show
Schnappsy: @Marvoleath Would be best card in the set if this was the case.
theamc2000: Adam is supposed to be the next avatar
LRRbot: Octopus Form [U] | Instant — Lesson | Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn. Untap it.
jasaproxy: I don't even know who you are
ThorSokar: for some reason I'm pretty sure that's not the only "Spirit" that's a spirit in the title but not in the creature type
Diabore: 4/5 now
LRRbot: Fire Nation Attacks [4R] | Instant | Create two 2/2 red Soldier creature tokens with firebending 1. / Flashback {8}{R}
Diabore: 5/6
MegaDosX: Kathleen out here changing everything
Schnappsy: The pain train is here.
jasaproxy: we're back on Aetherdrift?
Micalovits: Damn, thats some good firebending
e_bloc: soon it could be a 6/7
Diabore:
adam
chrysaliss:
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Bitterness: I have no good blocks and take 5?
itsr67: lmao
e_bloc: Adam is feeling it tonight
itsaysTRUENO: a LEGO reference? take it down a peg
DarthRagnar815:
Toxxick: Adam really living up to the Statler and Waldorf position tonight
LRRbot: Invasion Submersible [2U] | Artifact — Vehicle [0/0] | When this Vehicle enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / Exhaust — Waterbend {3}: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature. Put three +1/+1 counters on it.
MegaDosX: That actually sounds like it could be a fun short, various things people tend to say in Magic games but in other contexts where they could fit
raulghoulia: and he hasn't called us stinky once
CrossXhunteR: same
Diabore: mawp 5
teagarrison: pretty average for a fire nation soldier
jasaproxy: Have you seen Das Boot? They're very overwhelming
samwiser_: Adam misread table friend as table fiend.
ContingentCat: Woah
glitched_goddess: stubbed his toe on the submarine
PhorrestGaze: spicy mic
CrossXhunteR: oh, i thought that was like adam drumming on the table
e_bloc: 10 hours of silence punctuated by microphone rubbing sounds randomly
Mr_Bitterness: Mawp
CrossXhunteR: it's like machinegun fire
UtilityPunk: Some people pay good money for pocket asmr
jasaproxy: owww
Vinewood_OG: What's the opposite of ASMR?
Diabore: mawp 5 standing by
Marvoleath: @Vinewood_OG RMSA
LRRbot: Razor Rings [1W] | Instant | Razor Rings deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. You gain life equal to the excess damage dealt this way.
itsaysTRUENO: @Marvoleath im so mad at this
Diabore: !xcard the blue spirit
LRRbot: Invasion Submersible [2U] | Artifact — Vehicle [0/0] | When this Vehicle enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / Exhaust — Waterbend {3}: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature. Put three +1/+1 counters on it.
Vinewood_OG: @Marvoleath touché
Diabore: !card the blue spirit
LRRbot: The Blue Spirit [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Ally [2/4] | You may cast the first creature spell you cast each turn as though it had flash. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters during combat, draw a card.
CrossXhunteR: vehicles, but without all that pesky crewing
teagarrison: its a cool design space for vehicles
Micalovits: #BlameJames
itsaysTRUENO: it was James' idea
LRRbot: Airbender Ascension [1W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, airbend up to one target creature. / Whenever a creature you control enters, put a quest counter on this enchantment. / At the beginning of your end step, if this enchantment has four or more quest counters on it, exile up to one target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Mr_Horrible: it is strange to me that it's a vehicle, I guess except for the theming
glitched_goddess: exhaust has been better used in Avatar than Aetherdrift lmao
ThorSokar: sometimes wireless microphones just be garbage like that
Mr_Horrible: like if it was a statue than animated, would they just have it be without the subtype?
Mr_Horrible: a buffoon spirit token
definenull: Ook
Diabore: writes down enter the avatar state
Dog_of_Myth: Ook and ook
LRRbot: Firebending Student [1R] | Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Prowess / Firebending X, where X is this creature's power.
OptimusPong: +1 counter on airbending ascension
CrossXhunteR: @OptimusPong he dod
CrossXhunteR: did
Marvoleath: @Mr_Horrible would also need to state its p/t then
OptimusPong: oh
OptimusPong: ok
Schnappsy: Students vs. Spirits
Diabore: @Schnappsy "spirits"
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BrowneePointz: if Adam was a boxing Baboon I bet his fists would be named “Ba” and “Nana”
Mr_Horrible: @Marvoleath yeah, just do it like other animation stuff, say it becomes a 0/0 with <buh> +1/+1 counters
LRRbot: First-Time Flyer [1U] | Creature — Human Pilot Ally [1/2] | Flying / This creature gets +1/+1 as long as there's a Lesson card in your graveyard.
Marvoleath: in my experience students tend to lose to spirits, then the hangover hits
Diabore: oh you can draw in kathleens combat too
teagarrison: Blue Spirit works well with firebending
LRRbot: Benevolent River Spirit [UU] | Creature — Spirit [4/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, waterbend {5}. / Flying, ward {2} / When this creature enters, scry 2.
theamc2000: it would be Bana an Na
Marvoleath: Blue Spirit would go nicely with Ninjas, shame it's a Rogue and not a shinobi
MegaDosX: Bana and Na
KaleidoscopeMind: switch the left and right
Mr_Horrible: "I got carried away"
loufghyslaufey: @BrowneePointz Pretty much sums up a "Punch Monkey"
KaleidoscopeMind: nana and Ba
ArkhamArchivist: These are my fists Banan and Plantain
Pywodwagon: nice of you to repeat your vows
MegaDosX: Making deals in limited, interesting tactic
A_Dub888: !card baboon spirit
LRRbot: Baboon Spirit [2U] | Creature — Monkey Spirit [2/4] | Whenever another nontoken Spirit you control enters, create a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token with "This token can't block or be blocked by non-Spirit creatures." / {3}{U}: Exile another target creature you control. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
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definenull:
?
GamerCat88:
Diabore: graham cant do the whole banana right now
Mr_Horrible: could you go some other kind of pork?
Ranakel: Incidentally "Ham Here" what Adam would call his fist if he was a boxing boar.
GamerCat88: just going bacon...
CrossXhunteR: a little flickering (or is it blinking?)
F1SHOR: time to go Salmon!
LRRbot: Air Nomad Legacy [WU] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a Clue token. / Creatures you control with flying get +1/+1.
BrowneePointz: speaking of playing creatures while attacking I’m interested on how Sneak is gonna play in the TMNT set and how far they push it.
definenull: that is a neat tempo engine
loufghyslaufey: Everything is "HAM"-Strung.
LRRbot: Spirit Water Revival [1UU] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may waterbend {6}. / Draw two cards. If this spell's additional cost was paid, instead shuffle your graveyard into your library, draw seven cards, and you have no maximum hand size for the rest of the game. / Exile Spirit Water Revival.
Anubis169: Soldier B. Gone reporting for duty!
Ranakel: Please let graham have a quench it would be so funny
CrossXhunteR: it's the quenchiest
Sapphic_Shenanigans: it's the quenchiest!
A_Dub888: Nothing's quenchier
MegaDosX: lmao
Ranakel: Oh same, it destroyed me so many times
Mr_Horrible: my man's out here getting quenched
definenull: graham's singular weakness: cactus juice
MegaDosX: This is what happens when you get high on cactus juice
Diabore: speaking of anyone here or in studio shoot a bullet at collector boosties?
Mr_Horrible: no quenchy for old men
CrossXhunteR: you could make all your creatures unblockable, but i don't know if that does it
BrowneePointz: who’s my lil quenchchamp
F1SHOR: i dont like playing blue in this set but when i do i always grab a quench lol always gets something decent
A_Dub888: "who lit Toph on fire?"
Schnappsy: Quenching Arizona?
LRRbot: Bumi Bash [3R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Bumi Bash deals damage equal to the number of lands you control to target creature. / • Destroy target land creature or nonbasic land.
e_bloc: my first thought was blood simple
Mr_Horrible: Barton Quench
Mr_Horrible: the Quenchsucker Proxy
Anubis169: The Quenchermass Experiment
Mr_Horrible: A Quenchy Man
Micalovits: Quench no longer reads like a real word to me
Mr_Horrible: @Micalovits we love a little gestaltzerfall
doubleo21: Oh Quench, where art thou?
CrossXhunteR: if clues were made now, they would tap
stnrwzrd: highlander II: the quenchening
Commodore_Perry_GG: Clues, basically Gold
Mr_Horrible: just hitting the blood spatter with a hammer
Commodore_Perry_GG: !card destroy the evidence
LRRbot: Destroy the Evidence [4B] | Sorcery | Destroy target land. Its controller reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a land card, then puts those cards into their graveyard.
Fruan: I think it's kinda charming that they don't
LRRbot: Master Pakku [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor Ally [1/3] | Prowess / Whenever Master Pakku becomes tapped, target player mills X cards, where X is the number of Lesson cards in your graveyard.
a_pidgeon: Kathleen, Discerning Tapper
Mr_Horrible: "The subject became tapped"
QuixoticScrivener: laughs in the three cards that make gold tokens instead of treasure tokens
e_bloc: its a teaching moment
Fruan: @QuixoticScrivener Curse of Opulence not making Treasure is so annoying sometimes.
loufghyslaufey: Ready? For another... lesson? -Not Pabu (I swear)
CrossXhunteR: the tempo
A_Dub888: she scried so hard and got so far
glitched_goddess: I keep getting those after I get decimated like bro I didn’t draw a land after opening how much fun do you think I had lol
Micalovits: But you can commit a Crime with it!
Mr_Horrible: no but I *have* seen the video of the guido picking up the cat and saying "takes a pet like no problem"
Mr_Horrible: Adam you're polluting the data set
LRRbot: Boomerang Basics [U] | Sorcery — Lesson | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If you controlled that permanent, draw a card.
OptimusPong: can use the blue spirit guy to blink the submersible too right?
Ranakel: I just click skip.
Commodore_Perry_GG: !card explosive shot
LRRbot: Explosive Shot [1R] | Sorcery | Explosive Shot deals 4 damage to target creature.
CrossXhunteR: that boomerang basics is a good card in Standard
DigitalSeahorse:
free blinking in this economy? 
LRRbot: Professor Zei, Anthropologist [{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor Ally [0/3] | {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Professor Zei: Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your turn.
HiimDant:
airbender ascension gets another counter
Marvoleath: It always feels like 1 mana too much
frozenphoenix7: Solid amounts of the 2 mana 1/3s & the Messenger Hawks are needed for the Water Spirits imo
LRRbot: Katara, Bending Prodigy [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Ally [2/3] | At the beginning of your end step, if Katara is tapped, put a +1/+1 counter on her. / Waterbend {6}: Draw a card.
CrossXhunteR: both U katara and UW katara are bangers
Diabore: everyone clicked the smile emoji
A_Dub888: #CorAlex
e_bloc: two people!
DigitalSeahorse:
ThatOverkillGuy: Corlex
Marvoleath: and a third person!
DigitalSeahorse: that would be horrifying
DigitalSeahorse: I like them separately
DigitalSeahorse: lol
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Mr_Horrible: welcome in, raiders!
Mr_Horrible: just on a break between matches rn
Lawblades: I walk the lonely road, the longest road I've ever known
coachNelly:
hey thanks for the raid Dana!
KaleidoscopeMind: Acori and Analex!
DigitalSeahorse:
meow
A_Dub888: Avatar State! YIP YIP
Toxxick: Kinda?
ThatOverkillGuy: hi corlexurg
DigitalSeahorse: wow that ad is bright
CrossXhunteR: it's a TLE card
CrossXhunteR: card reader won't have it
LRRbot: Vengeful Villagers [3W] | Creature — Human Citizen [3/3] | Whenever this creature attacks, choose target creature an opponent controls. Tap it, then you may sacrifice an artifact or creature. If you do, put a stun counter on the chosen creature.
CrossXhunteR: !card wolf cover villager
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
UtilityPunk: The collector boostie has breached containment
DigitalSeahorse: Magnum Trogans need stark white backdrop for full effect
Mr_Horrible: diregraf ghoul used to MEAN SOMETHING dangit
LRRbot: Price of Freedom [1R] | Sorcery — Lesson | Destroy target artifact or land an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Draw a card.
Territan: Well it's not called "Friday Night Paper CUDDLE"...
LRRbot: Momo, Playful Pet [W] | Legendary Creature — Lemur Bat Ally [1/1] | Flying, vigilance / When Momo leaves the battlefield, choose one — / • Create a Food token. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / • Scry 2.
DigitalSeahorse:
aggressive
LRRbot: Dockside Extortionist [1R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/2] | When this creature enters, create X Treasure tokens, where X is the number of artifacts and enchantments your opponents control.
samwiser_: Ah ah, I can feel it.
e_bloc: nice card
Fruan: Oh hey, a format Dockside is legal in!
UtilityPunk: They had to nerf Lemur Bat Allies by making them Legendary
LRRbot: Pretending Poxbearers [1{W/B}] | Creature — Human Citizen Ally [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token.
DigitalSeahorse:
telling me it's a tentacle type would get my attention 
DigitalSeahorse: I'm slowly making a tentacle deck
samwiser_: Fake pox.
Diabore: what card?
DigitalSeahorse: very very slowly
LRRbot: The Earth King [3G] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Ally [2/2] | When The Earth King enters, create a 4/4 green Bear creature token. / Whenever one or more creatures you control with power 4 or greater attack, search your library for up to that many basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
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Toxxick: Just a bear?
LRRbot: Rabaroo Troop [3WW] | Creature — Rabbit Kangaroo [3/5] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gains flying until end of turn and you gain 1 life. / Plainscycling {2}
DigitalSeahorse: silly wabbit
glitched_goddess: should have made him Creature- Bear Bear
DigitalSeahorse: rabaroo
LRRbot: Water Tribe Captain [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier Ally [3/3] | {5}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: Bear's Companion eat your heart out
Micalovits: It annoys me so much that the cost of the captain isn't in waterbending
teagarrison: is that the only single creature type animal in the set?
LRRbot: Dockside Extortionist [1R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/2] | When this creature enters, create X Treasure tokens, where X is the number of artifacts and enchantments your opponents control.
Kentosaurus: goblin in spirit
Fruan: He makes poor food choices at 2am
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Mr_Horrible:
he makes this stance at random acquaintances on the street 
LRRbot: Pretending Poxbearers [1{W/B}] | Creature — Human Citizen Ally [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token.
Strebenherz: @Fruan Jokes upon you I don't need to be ratatouille piloted to make bad food choices at 2am
LRRbot: Searing Blood [RR] | Instant | Searing Blood deals 2 damage to target creature. When that creature dies this turn, Searing Blood deals 3 damage to the creature's controller.
LRRbot: Southern Air Temple [3W] | Legendary Enchantment — Shrine | When Southern Air Temple enters, put X +1/+1 counters on each creature you control, where X is the number of Shrines you control. / Whenever another Shrine you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
DigitalSeahorse:
maths
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
HiimDant: spells that hurt? in Gruul? never
DigitalSeahorse: there's the condom ad again
Mr_Horrible: these are all etb and "when shrine etb", yeah iirc
e_bloc: yeah upkeep or end step
Micalovits: Each cycle of shrines trigger in a different way
e_bloc: for previous shrines
LRRbot: Solstice Revelations [2R] | Instant — Lesson | Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost if the spell's mana value is less than the number of Mountains you control. If you don't cast that card this way, put it into your hand. / Flashback {6}{R}
Mr_Horrible: others have had a step trigger
jasaproxy: End step shrines? That's insane with Y'shtola
LRRbot: Boar-q-pine [2R] | Creature — Boar Porcupine [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Mr_Horrible: although I guess the sanctums had weird one-offs too, like the white one
CompleatedPinkie: Less or equal?
dasdardly: is it less? or is it equal?
KharadBanar: it‘s equal rather than less?
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e_bloc: seems fine
e_bloc: aint no mountain high enough for that spell
LRRbot: Earthen Ally [G] | Creature — Human Soldier Ally [0/2] | This creature gets +1/+0 for each color among Allies you control. / {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Earthbend 5.
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jasaproxy: shock?
LRRbot: Kyoshi Battle Fan [2] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token, then attach this Equipment to it. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0. / Equip {2}
CompleatedPinkie: That was a pretty cool interaction with the burn spell earlier. Reminds me of that rare creature from war of the spark.
Diabore: theres one in the set that does give flying
HiimDant: you'd have to flap your fan Really hard to fly
brainbosh: "Ally" looks like "fly" if you red it fast
e_bloc: does alex have more equipment in his deck or is it only fans?
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DigitalSeahorse: I didn't wanna wake up either but I had a package
HiimDant: turns out searing blood knocking out two blockers and dealing 6 is pretty good
DigitalSeahorse: wait are those new goggles?
Micalovits: I mean, I also have a package but that doesn't stop me from sleeping
DigitalSeahorse: safety glasses*
LRRbot: Kyoshi Battle Fan [2] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token, then attach this Equipment to it. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0. / Equip {2}
KharadBanar: wait, that‘s just Diregraf Ghoul
Vinewood_OG:
@DigitalSeahorse The evite just said deck building
DigitalSeahorse:
@Vinewood_OG
LRRbot: Seismic Sense [G] | Sorcery — Lesson | Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of lands you control. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
LRRbot: Walltop Sentries [2G] | Creature — Human Soldier Ally [2/3] | Reach, deathtouch / When this creature dies, if there's a Lesson card in your graveyard, you gain 2 life.
Mr_Horrible: can't even afford seismic dollars anymore
jasaproxy: hoof let the dogs out?
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DigitalSeahorse:
I wanna try these "special teas" 
jasaproxy: yes
Greyah: Yep, it sure was.
Tattybojangles69: Yes lmao
LRRbot: Jet, Freedom Fighter [2{R/W}{R/W}{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel Ally [3/1] | When Jet enters, he deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature an opponent controls. / When Jet dies, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.
Morrigan9: there is no food in Serge J.
Diabore: best i can do is no deal
LRRbot: Boar-q-pine [2R] | Creature — Boar Porcupine [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Territan: WUT
Vinewood_OG: Any forest will tap for red if you have enough accelerant
DigitalSeahorse: I couldn't hear Serge's stomach over the sound of my chewing toast
LRRbot: Rabaroo Troop [3WW] | Creature — Rabbit Kangaroo [3/5] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gains flying until end of turn and you gain 1 life. / Plainscycling {2}
LRRbot: Kyoshi Warriors [3W] | Creature — Human Warrior Ally [3/3] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token.
DigitalSeahorse:
Vinewood_OG: "And they bendair!"
LRRbot: Elemental Teachings [4G] | Instant — Lesson | Search your library for up to four land cards with different names and reveal them. An opponent chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into your graveyard and the rest onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
jasaproxy: Who is Tommy?
jasaproxy: Or Timmy
LRRbot: White Lotus Reinforcements [1GW] | Creature — Human Soldier Ally [2/3] | Vigilance / Other Allies you control get +1/+1.
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Diabore: now its lethal
LRRbot: Aang, at the Crossroads [2GWU] (back: Aang, Destined Savior) | Legendary Creature — Human Avatar Ally [3/3] | Flying / When Aang enters, look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a creature card with mana value 4 or less from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / When another creature you control leaves the battlefield, transform Aang at the beginning of the next upkeep.
Mr_Horrible:
I mean it probably helps people finnish, yeah
ShaneLeeAtk: Usually Birch
Micalovits: Mostly Finnish/Sami thing
MrSarkhan: It's slowly taking over my state.
Micalovits: And Russian
ArkhamArchivist: Caves of Kuzdu
iris_of_ether: Yeah I should probably play Qud again
LRRbot: Seismic Sense [G] | Sorcery — Lesson | Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of lands you control. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
KharadBanar: Qud-zu, checks out
LRRbot: Bumi, King of Three Trials [5G] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Ally [4/4] | When Bumi enters, choose up to X, where X is the number of Lesson cards in your graveyard — / • Put three +1/+1 counters on Bumi. / • Target player scries 3. / • Earthbend 3.
LRRbot: White Lotus Hideout | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Lesson or Shrine spell. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Invasion Reinforcements [1W] | Creature — Human Warrior Ally [1/1] | Flash / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token.
LRRbot: Glider Kids [2W] | Creature — Human Pilot Ally [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, scry 1.
gualdhar: a two power flier? that's cheating!
sancturil: the card cori played didn't scan correctly
ContingentCat: Gesundheit
LRRbot: The Earth King [3G] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Ally [2/2] | When The Earth King enters, create a 4/4 green Bear creature token. / Whenever one or more creatures you control with power 4 or greater attack, search your library for up to that many basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible: I mean, he's the king
Greendrag13: With 6 power? Wherever he wants!
LRRbot: Join the Dance [GW] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Human creature tokens. / Flashback {3}{G}{W}
ContingentCat: From being a king so god presumably
Bugberry: originally from Midnight Hunt
F1SHOR: god these full art cards are so hard to identify and read
Pywodwagon: there might not be avatar tokens for them
Cptasparagus: Hugh and Mann
sancturil: what's the card that Cori played before the king?
DigitalSeahorse: a honseman?
grgriffin3: Ain't no rule says a horse can't be a human
LRRbot: Dockside Extortionist [1R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/2] | When this creature enters, create X Treasure tokens, where X is the number of artifacts and enchantments your opponents control.
sancturil: thanks
Mai_Andra: humse
LRRbot: Foggy Swamp Vinebender [3G] | Creature — Human Plant Ally [4/3] | This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Waterbend {5}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Activate only during your turn.
LRRbot: Glider Kids [2W] | Creature — Human Pilot Ally [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, scry 1.
DigitalSeahorse: so are you?
LRRbot: Kyoshi Warriors [3W] | Creature — Human Warrior Ally [3/3] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token.
Pywodwagon: tell you what alex, if you win, I'll give you 4000 prize tix for pax unplugged 2022
Greendrag13: Alex on a strict "only fans" Ally set
hotgreenflames: Thalia is a Frog now
Pywodwagon: please don't ask why I still have so man prize tix for an event I worked three years ago
iris_of_ether: I could slam a pub-style pizza
Mr_Horrible: Serge looking at Alex and it does the looney tunes bit where he mirages into a turkey leg
LRRbot: The Last Agni Kai [1R] | Instant | Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls. If the creature the opponent controls is dealt excess damage this way, add that much {R}. / Until end of turn, you don't lose unspent red mana as steps and phases end.
LRRbot: Jet, Freedom Fighter [2{R/W}{R/W}{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel Ally [3/1] | When Jet enters, he deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature an opponent controls. / When Jet dies, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.
LRRbot: Kyoshi Warriors [3W] | Creature — Human Warrior Ally [3/3] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token.
theamc2000: there is like a school
LRRbot: Bumi, King of Three Trials [5G] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Ally [4/4] | When Bumi enters, choose up to X, where X is the number of Lesson cards in your graveyard — / • Put three +1/+1 counters on Bumi. / • Target player scries 3. / • Earthbend 3.
Bruceski: Can earthbenders affect a glass ceiling?
CrossXhunteR: yeah, some old walker could screw you
DigitalSeahorse:
CrossXhunteR: and it was a paper tracking nightmare
Pywodwagon: yea, it was a koth problem
DigitalSeahorse: oki doki
Micalovits: Did Awaken give haste?
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Micalovits: Awaken gives haste, so they did learn it fast I guess
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Strebenherz: I *LOVE* the art for bumi king of three trials
Fruan: Who up bending they earths?
LRRbot: Rebellious Captives [1G] | Creature — Human Peasant Ally [2/2] | Exhaust — {6}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature, then earthbend 2.
LRRbot: White Lotus Reinforcements [1GW] | Creature — Human Soldier Ally [2/3] | Vigilance / Other Allies you control get +1/+1.
DigitalSeahorse: but is big enough?
InfiniTokens: no YOU'RE basic.
DigitalSeahorse: when you accidentally milled yourself
UtilityPunk:
I've never seen so many lands on a Limited battlefield
LRRbot: Boar-q-pine [2R] | Creature — Boar Porcupine [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
LRRbot: Earthen Ally [G] | Creature — Human Soldier Ally [0/2] | This creature gets +1/+0 for each color among Allies you control. / {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Earthbend 5.
LRRbot: Walltop Sentries [2G] | Creature — Human Soldier Ally [2/3] | Reach, deathtouch / When this creature dies, if there's a Lesson card in your graveyard, you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Earth Kingdom Soldier [4{G/W}] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/4] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures you control.
iris_of_ether: Bigger than before
PorpoisesUnknown: We're dead lol
LRRbot: Invasion Tactics [4G] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn. / Whenever one or more Allies you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.
LRRbot: Ran and Shaw [3RR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying, firebending 2 / When Ran and Shaw enter, if you cast them and there are three or more Dragon and/or Lesson cards in your graveyard, create a token that's a copy of Ran and Shaw, except it's not legendary. / {3}{R}: Dragons you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.
DigitalSeahorse:
dragon
Cptasparagus: round 3: Ran vs Shaw
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Ran is the red one, Shaw is the blue one, for the record
UtilityPunk: Which one's the token one?
Shadowsoflife: yes
DigitalSeahorse: yes
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DigitalSeahorse: good job, twitch, I already have that toothbrush
DigitalSeahorse: xd
DigitalSeahorse: xD*
definenull:
oh I thought they were making pufferfish noises
Dog_of_Myth:
iris_of_ether:
itsr67: 🐒
DigitalSeahorse:
tylenols 
Mr_Horrible: cinema
DigitalSeahorse: but seriously tylenol isn't as safe as they'd have you believe
iris_of_ether:
MrSarkhan:
UtilityPunk: Wheeler is a professional physical comedian
Mr_Horrible: "Oh right, that thing we're doing
DigitalSeahorse: I try to limit my intake more now that I know
Vinewood_OG: Arooooo
Muddy_Thunder: Adam, what ape species would you be?
fsforwardsound: what did i tune into?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Dog_of_Myth:
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
coachNelly: lordy
JinaMahavira: I'm cryinggg
CrossXhunteR: @fsforwardsound just some monkey business
enbyKriss:
KadmosTech: so it's Friday, then
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DigitalSeahorse:
awoooooo!
Strebenherz: @fsforwardsound gorillas playing avatar
LRRbot: Fire Nation Cadets [R] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | This creature has firebending 2 as long as there's a Lesson card in your graveyard. / {2}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Tolls of War [WB] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a Clue token. / Whenever you sacrifice a permanent during your turn, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Aang's Journey [2] | Sorcery — Lesson | Kicker {2} / Search your library for a basic land card. If this spell was kicked, instead search your library for a basic land card and a Shrine card. Reveal those cards, put them into your hand, then shuffle. / You gain 2 life.
Mr_Horrible: ayy, same brain cell
fencepostmagpie: "My son is les" ma'am your daughter is learn daughter
Diabore: an singular hair
Mr_Horrible: hair plugs for Aang
fsforwardsound: Aang shaves. he's not bald
TeaGarrison: hair impants
exeJayce: the more I watch these guys play the more I want to actually really start playing MTG....
e_bloc: 100% gatekeeped out of heaven
Vinewood_OG:
Technobach: aang is actually caillou
Mr_Horrible: Baldo, my favorite Soul Calibur character
Commodore_Perry_GG: Bhere's Baldo?
DigitalSeahorse: Aang ever Aangy?
definenull: Toupee
raulghoulia: favorite soul calibur fighter
tehfewl: got pills to fix my baldo
CrossXhunteR: from the jumpstart product
Diabore: koala what
CrossXhunteR: !card koala sheep
LRRbot: Koala-Sheep [2W] | Creature — Bear Sheep [3/2] | When this creature enters, you gain 3 life.
Mr_Horrible: Kitchen Finks my beloved
Marvoleath: why is it a bear though?
Bugberry: no more no less
Mr_Horrible: "gotta be real explicit" "Okay it's a [censored] koala sheep"
Diabore: so much chlamydia
Mr_Horrible: kowheeler
Vinewood_OG:
Cut to Bus Tok clip
Mr_Horrible: something's in the moonbase water tonight
BrowneePointz: if it was a couple years ago your best koala would involve setting yourself on fire
UtilityPunk: You sound like the cockroach from the CFB short "Juke Bar"
itsr67: loooooooooooooooooool
calculated_uncertainties: Did serge share?
enbyKriss:
@Mr_Horrible 
LRRbot: Abandon Attachments [1{U/R}] | Instant — Lesson | You may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards.
e_bloc:
DigitalSeahorse: I'd probably just try to make it look like I had an extra thumb
Micalovits: You also duck and cover if you are an Aussie - Drop Bears
LRRbot: Earthbender Ascension [2G] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, earthbend 2. Then search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a quest counter on this enchantment. When you do, if it has four or more quest counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains trample until end of turn.
CrossXhunteR: i love that this card is a "may"
Diabore: wonder if wheeler has big uncle
definenull: This card is so cracked
MegaDosX: @Marvoleath No marsupial type I guess
itsr67: card's insane
loufghyslaufey: Weh? I've heard of no "Koala-Sheep!" I'm pretty sure they made that up separately from the show.
LRRbot: Corrupt Court Official [1B] | Creature — Human Advisor [1/1] | When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.
CrossXhunteR: @loufghyslaufey is that not what they shave to make aang a bed before the invasion?
LRRbot: Joo Dee, One of Many [1B] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/2] | {B}, {T}: Surveil 1. Create a token that's a copy of this creature, then sacrifice an artifact or creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
MegaDosX: The extra comedy is one of the only times we see a koala-sheep in the show, Aang picks one up to scream into it like a pillow
Mr_Horrible: Regular Court Official but with the corruption tag
fsforwardsound: there is no war in Ba Sing Se
CrossXhunteR: growing up, i did not realize this lady's name wasn't Judy
BrowneePointz: @loufghyslaufey book 3 episode 9
MegaDosX: There is no war in Ba Sing Se
loufghyslaufey: @CrossXhunteR I... don't remember!
dasdardly: god forbid a woman have a hobby
LRRbot: Bumi, Unleashed [3RG] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Ally [5/4] | Trample / When Bumi enters, earthbend 4. / Whenever Bumi deals combat damage to a player, untap all lands you control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. Only land creatures can attack during that combat phase.
BrowneePointz: she’s brainwashed and if she ever gets wise to it they kill her and put another clone in
MegaDosX: Oh shit
goombalax: who Ba Sing Says?!
loufghyslaufey: I remember... Appa, mostly.
itsr67: oh man
Diabore: oh the mythic one, fuck
definenull: Wheeler playing mono bombs I guess
MegaDosX: Yeah this is the busted one
loufghyslaufey: And they were talking
CrossXhunteR: "throw them... a feast" (his effect is like the feast half of sword of feast and famine)
definenull: Uncommon bumi is also really good value
Mr_Horrible: "Stop praying for my grandad he's become too powerful" etc etc
LRRbot: Callous Inspector [B] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Menace / When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to you. Create a Clue token.
MegaDosX: !card bumi king of three trials
LRRbot: Bumi, King of Three Trials [5G] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Ally [4/4] | When Bumi enters, choose up to X, where X is the number of Lesson cards in your graveyard — / • Put three +1/+1 counters on Bumi. / • Target player scries 3. / • Earthbend 3.
BrowneePointz: look there’s one of two ways old people go in a cartoon, comedic, or badass. Bumi decided to do *both*
Diabore: now there are two dee
definenull: Two dee is really good
Diabore: theyll be 3D next
itsr67: holyyyy moly
CrossXhunteR: hey, that one is worth a bit of money i think
MegaDosX:
James definitely regretting the collector booster now with all the work it's given him
loufghyslaufey: @Diabore "This is getting out of hand!"
InfiniTokens:
No printed emblem? No problem. DIY!
definenull: Did Adam get both the ally and a second joo dee?
CrossXhunteR: $65 USD for that gal
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Fire Nation Cadets [R] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | This creature has firebending 2 as long as there's a Lesson card in your graveyard. / {2}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
evethernet: !card bumi, unleashed
LRRbot: Bumi, Unleashed [3RG] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Ally [5/4] | Trample / When Bumi enters, earthbend 4. / Whenever Bumi deals combat damage to a player, untap all lands you control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. Only land creatures can attack during that combat phase.
DigitalSeahorse: are they firing out of their feet?
LRRbot: The Fire Nation Drill [2BB] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [6/3] | Trample / When The Fire Nation Drill enters, you may tap it. When you do, destroy target creature with power 4 or less. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Crew 2
fsforwardsound: and it taps
Diabore: drill does tap for that
LRRbot: Giant Koi [4UU] | Creature — Fish [5/7] | Waterbend {3}: This creature can't be blocked this turn. / Islandcycling {2}
CrossXhunteR: they are their own red source
DigitalSeahorse: oh now the ad knows that the drill looks like a shaver
DigitalSeahorse: feesh
MegaDosX: Yeah Earthbender Ascension is pretty busted
enbyKriss: Are we not playing singleton format? How come Ben had two cadets there?
Marvoleath: it's draft
MegaDosX: @enbyKriss Limited lets you have as many as you open and draft
Marvoleath: not singleton
definenull:
I feel like wheeler played a bomb every other turn
MegaDosX: Odds are against you getting multiples of a card but it's legal
itsaysTRUENO: he actually did the belly pat
DigitalSeahorse: Wheeler needs his greens
enbyKriss: @MegaDosX Ahh, thank you!
Bugberry: Or Serge sell mills his bombs
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: @Bugberry Gorging Vulture moment
InfiniTokens: Remember the "Tang" Orangutan?
LRRbot: Fire Nation Cadets [R] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | This creature has firebending 2 as long as there's a Lesson card in your graveyard. / {2}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Aang's Journey [2] | Sorcery — Lesson | Kicker {2} / Search your library for a basic land card. If this spell was kicked, instead search your library for a basic land card and a Shrine card. Reveal those cards, put them into your hand, then shuffle. / You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Joo Dee, One of Many [1B] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/2] | {B}, {T}: Surveil 1. Create a token that's a copy of this creature, then sacrifice an artifact or creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
Greendrag13: wait, did he spend that mana twice?
LRRbot: Toph, Earthbending Master [3G] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Ally [2/4] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you get an experience counter. / Whenever you attack, earthbend X, where X is the number of experience counters you have.
Greendrag13: Or did I miss a turn?
MegaDosX: Nah, everything has been legal
DigitalSeahorse: nothing stopping you from cutting your own deck is there?
Diabore: when you attack
fsforwardsound: do i sell or open a collector booster box of avatar that i won?
LRRbot: Firebender Ascension [1R] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a 2/2 red Soldier creature token with firebending 1. / Whenever a creature you control attacking causes a triggered ability of that creature to trigger, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Then if it has four or more quest counters on it, you may copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Greendrag13: @Diabore herp derp. TY
fencepostmagpie: oh right, you can't earthbend zero
MegaDosX: Well, you can, probably not ideal though
LRRbot: Razor Rings [1W] | Instant | Razor Rings deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. You gain life equal to the excess damage dealt this way.
LRRbot: Callous Inspector [B] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Menace / When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to you. Create a Clue token.
tehfewl: she looks pretty happy to me
fsforwardsound: the lore is that fire nation inspectors are ass
LRRbot: Waterbending Lesson [3U] | Sorcery — Lesson | Draw three cards. Then discard a card unless you waterbend {2}.
goombalax: when you've inspected enough callouses everything starts to look rough
LRRbot: Canyon Crawler [4BB] | Creature — Spider Beast [6/6] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, create a Food token. / Swampcycling {2}
MegaDosX: Wheeler's deck is sick
TwoExploresGaming: happy to be here!
anosognostic: its sad bc 1 is the loneliest number (1/1)
TwoExploresGaming: 0 is lonlier
fencepostmagpie: @MegaDosX it would instantly die and come back, triggering landfall
LRRbot: The Fire Nation Drill [2BB] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [6/3] | Trample / When The Fire Nation Drill enters, you may tap it. When you do, destroy target creature with power 4 or less. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Crew 2
LRRbot: Seismic Sense [G] | Sorcery — Lesson | Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of lands you control. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
MegaDosX: @fencepostmagpie One of the only times you'd be interested in doing that, but it's still not super advisable because it's landfall on attack
tehfewl: wah mah drills
fsforwardsound: wish that was me
TwoExploresGaming: XD
TwoExploresGaming: Real gamer
LRRbot: Giant Koi [4UU] | Creature — Fish [5/7] | Waterbend {3}: This creature can't be blocked this turn. / Islandcycling {2}
MegaDosX: lmao
MegaDosX: fsh
Schnappsy: As a math teacher... I approve, call me if you need any help with that.
TwoExploresGaming: very clean snaps from wheeler
LRRbot: Sparring Dummy [1G] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [1/3] | Defender / {T}: Mill a card. You may put a land card milled this way into your hand. You gain 2 life if a Lesson card is milled this way.
ghyllnox: Gant Ko
itsr67: what are you doing?
itsr67: sparring, dummy
TwoExploresGaming: two very powerful planeswalkers battling in paper\
TwoExploresGaming: YOU"RE STORY WILL BE GLORIOUS
InfiniTokens: "Kirkland Brand Koi" have the cutest name: Shubunkin
LRRbot: Deadly Precision [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay {4} or sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Destroy target creature.
Diabore: "serge give me a clue... now take it back"
LRRbot: Tolls of War [WB] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a Clue token. / Whenever you sacrifice a permanent during your turn, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
MegaDosX: What's that Kaladesh enchantment that does something similar, makes a servo?
TeaGarrison: 14 turn clock
LRRbot: Badgermole Cub [1G] | Creature — Badger Mole [2/2] | When this creature enters, earthbend 1. / Whenever you tap a creature for mana, add an additional {G}.
WanderingOmen: @MegaDosX hidden stockpile
Diabore: thats money
fsforwardsound: even the cool art
MegaDosX: Oh shit
tehfewl: busted
KaleidoscopeMind: it BABY
Rodzos: 7 turn clock now
InfiniTokens: Think the cub will get the Ban Hammer?
MegaDosX: @WanderingOmen Thanks, was blanking on the name
Krobster: this deck is crazy
agentofsaruman69: ah, found the reason wheeler is using sleeves
Micalovits: @InfiniTokens Yes
InfiniTokens: It's too adorable for banning
LRRbot: The Rise of Sozin [4BB] (back: Fire Lord Sozin) | Enchantment — Saga | I — Destroy all creatures. / II — Choose a card name. Search target opponent's graveyard, hand, and library for up to four cards with that name and exile them. Then that player shuffles. / III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
Bugberry: Adam does care about lore! lore counters.
LRRbot: Rough Rhino Cavalry [4R] | Creature — Human Mercenary [5/5] | Firebending 2 / Exhaust — {8}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. It gains trample until end of turn.
LRRbot: Giant Koi [4UU] | Creature — Fish [5/7] | Waterbend {3}: This creature can't be blocked this turn. / Islandcycling {2}
agentofsaruman69: draw first adam
Mr_Horrible: woooooow
DigitalSeahorse: hahahahah
n3ther: one more time
Rodzos: got a lightning bolt in each hand
LRRbot: Bumi, Unleashed [3RG] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Ally [5/4] | Trample / When Bumi enters, earthbend 4. / Whenever Bumi deals combat damage to a player, untap all lands you control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. Only land creatures can attack during that combat phase.
InfiniTokens: I keep thinking they are saying "Boobie"
gualdhar: Bumi and Bumi, Unleashed, named the wrong Bumi
Mr_Horrible: Bumi, Bumii, Bumiii, and Bumiv
LRRbot: Fire Nation Sentinels [3BB] | Creature — Human Soldier [4/4] | Whenever a nontoken creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
LRRbot: Feed the Swarm [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.
MegaDosX: That's dangerous
Diabore: if no one mentioned yet that badgermole cub is 85 us on cardkingdom
loufghyslaufey: Its EACH!?
agentofsaruman69: GAVIN
MegaDosX: "What do you mean it's /each/?!?"
loufghyslaufey: "What is going on!?'
Rodzos: GG
MegaDosX: Jesus
evethernet: classic wheeler draw
MegaDosX: Wheeler's deck was absurd
LRRbot: Earthbender Ascension [2G] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, earthbend 2. Then search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a quest counter on this enchantment. When you do, if it has four or more quest counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains trample until end of turn.
LRRbot: Lightning Strike [1R] | Instant | Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
evethernet: to be fair when no one else in the pod is on green you tend to get Some Bombs
LRRbot: Fire Navy Trebuchet [2B] | Artifact Creature — Wall [0/4] | Defender, reach / Whenever you attack, create a 2/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token with flying named Ballistic Boulder that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at the beginning of the next end step.
Diabore: adams mic off?
Diabore: he got noticably quieter
LRRbot: Yip Yip! [W] | Instant — Lesson | Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If that creature is an Ally, it also gains flying until end of turn.
itsr67: you have to treat every earthbend card off curve as though it has haste
itsr67: its crazy
Mr_Horrible: that's some powerful magic
fencepostmagpie: WOO
Mr_Horrible:
Ravynn: No adam goodbyyyyyeee
MegaDosX: Bye Adam
n3ther: see ya forever
Mr_Horrible: I have no object permanence, so I assume Adam has ceased to exist
Bugberry: see you for(n)ever
samwiser_: And I never saw Adam again.
loufghyslaufey: No, don't go. Ack, was it something we said?
KaleidoscopeMind: no, it's specifically Adam doesn't see us. we can continue seeing him
fcloud: technically, we can see him any number of times, he just can't see us
fcloud: Adam's Carefully Templated Oath
loufghyslaufey: I mean, i can't always read that in a literal sense
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh, time to mute to avoid holiday jingles
a_ghost_avian: has adam always been such a paladin
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Mr_Horrible: now wait just a second
Incognitolens: thrull?
InfiniTokens: Is that a drumroll or is he drowning?
DigitalSeahorse:
loufghyslaufey: Canlander trials?
MegaDosX: Gotta thump the jukebox, make like Fonzie
calculated_uncertainties: Mic 5
MegaDosX: An Ultimate Showdown?
loufghyslaufey: What actually passes in Canlander from this draft set, Wheeler?
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fencepostmagpie: you guys are great thank you for always making awesome streams
Mr_Horrible: Overlord of Finishing Each Other's....
goombalax: e-eeeght?
InfiniTokens: Bring out the chalkboard!
DigitalSeahorse:
loufghyslaufey: "6 x 7!"
fsforwardsound: Clap
Dog_of_Myth:
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LRRbot: Fire Nation Palace | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a basic land. / {T}: Add {R}. / {1}{R}, {T}: Target creature you control gains firebending 4 until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: I feel like I'm dissociating
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MegaDosX: Is Wheeler trying to activate Serge?
LRRbot: Mai, Scornful Striker [1B] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Ally [2/2] | First strike / Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, they lose 2 life.
DigitalSeahorse:
that will be on the test later 
Mr_Horrible: "Nice instant, NERD"
TeaGarrison: Serge, that kills people
Marvoleath: Red getting the short end on the land cycle, classic
Mr_Horrible:
LRRbot: Toph, the Blind Bandit [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Ally [*/3] | When Toph enters, earthbend 2. / Toph's power is equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on lands you control.
MegaDosX: Mai seems good
loufghyslaufey: @Marvoleath Almost always, yeah
Dog_of_Myth: Mai is very good
Mr_Horrible: he *WILL* earthbend again
goombalax: just realized this toph is incredible in Black Panther
LRRbot: Joo Dee, One of Many [1B] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/2] | {B}, {T}: Surveil 1. Create a token that's a copy of this creature, then sacrifice an artifact or creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
loufghyslaufey: Windgrace?
LRRbot: The Boulder, Ready to Rumble [3G] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Performer [4/4] | Whenever The Boulder attacks, earthbend X, where X is the number of creatures you control with power 4 or greater.
MegaDosX: The Boulder's gonna win this, in a landslide!
stnrwzrd: it's boulderin' time!
LRRbot: Epic Downfall [1B] | Sorcery | Exile target creature with mana value 3 or greater.
Bugberry: Mai hurt me a ton when playing Lessons
frozenphoenix7: The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting alongside a little girl
Mr_Horrible: I bent my earth today... to see if I still feel...
loufghyslaufey: "OooooooH!" -The Boulder's last words
Diabore: two dee
LRRbot: Earth Rumble Wrestlers [3{R/G}] | Creature — Human Warrior Performer [3/4] | Reach / This creature gets +1/+0 and has trample as long as you control a land creature or a land entered the battlefield under your control this turn.
stnrwzrd: @Mr_Horrible i love this song! "dirt" by johnny grass
LRRbot: Fabled Passage | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.
whole_halfling:
That Mai is really putting in work here
Bugberry: It's the secret tunnel scene
KaleidoscopeMind: ~secret tunnel~
MegaDosX: Secret tunnel
loufghyslaufey: Yeah, ugh. Why... this doesn't look right.
MegaDosX: !card secret tunnel
LRRbot: Secret Tunnel | Land — Cave | This land can't be blocked. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Two target creatures you control that share a creature type can't be blocked this turn.
terribleplan: Secret Tunnel!
Commodore_Perry_GG: this is clearly Secret Rendesvous
LRRbot: Azula, On the Hunt [3B] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [4/3] | Firebending 2 / Whenever Azula attacks, you lose 1 life and create a Clue token.
goombalax: I wish I could say thats the most awkward alt art Ive seen
MegaDosX: From memory the Blasphemous Act art is a bit off
stnrwzrd: it's a blue card now
LRRbot: Rocky Rebuke [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
LRRbot: Earth Rumble Wrestlers [3{R/G}] | Creature — Human Warrior Performer [3/4] | Reach / This creature gets +1/+0 and has trample as long as you control a land creature or a land entered the battlefield under your control this turn.
LRRbot: Bitter Work [1RG] | Enchantment | Whenever you attack a player with one or more creatures with power 4 or greater, draw a card. / Exhaust — {4}: Earthbend 4. Activate only during your turn.
LRRbot: Raven Eagle [2B] | Creature — Bird Assassin [2/3] | Flying / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If a creature card is exiled this way, create a Clue token. / Whenever you draw your second card each turn, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
loufghyslaufey: Heh, two-too
LRRbot: Desperate Plea [1B] | Sorcery — Lesson | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Choose one or both — / • Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield if its power is less than or equal to the sacrificed creature's power. / • Destroy target creature.
InfiniTokens: Badum tss
CookieMom: I am so mad.
DigitalSeahorse:
mommy
Marvoleath: warm p
Marvoleath: warlock, assassin, rogue, mercenary, pirate
frozenphoenix7: Rogue, Warlock, Assassin, Mercenary, and Pirates
whole_halfling: It's an assassin because it attempts to assassinate Momo when the gang is lost in the desert
LRRbot: Zuko's Exile [5] | Instant — Lesson | Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment. Its controller creates a Clue token.
Marvoleath: @whole_halfling so, it's attempted murder
frozenphoenix7: @whole_halfling Combustion Man (a hired assassin) also owns/used one.
CrossXhunteR: @whole_halfling is this not combustion man's bird?
Commodore_Perry_GG: I just assassinated this general tso's chicken and egg roll
ThorSokar: that earthworm knows what it did!
LRRbot: The Boulder, Ready to Rumble [3G] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Performer [4/4] | Whenever The Boulder attacks, earthbend X, where X is the number of creatures you control with power 4 or greater.
Mr_Horrible: one of you is legally the Hat Man right now
thraximore:
LRRbot: Misty Palms Oasis | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.
InfiniTokens: Mom's Spaghetti
whole_halfling: Ohhhh no no, everyone else is right, and that makes more sense, it assassinates messenager hawks to intercept messages
ContingentCat: Knee's weak?
LRRbot: Compassionate Healer [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric Ally [2/2] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 1 life and scry 1.
niccus: clue rich treasure poor, am i right
whole_halfling:
Oh no, I've misled them now 
Micalovits: Good ol chat
Micalovits: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
LRRbot: Bitter Work [1RG] | Enchantment | Whenever you attack a player with one or more creatures with power 4 or greater, draw a card. / Exhaust — {4}: Earthbend 4. Activate only during your turn.
DigitalSeahorse: always follow your prescription instructions and know if you're at risk for Tylenol memes
Mr_Horrible: now he's The Smolder
Bruceski: Moogled by Black Mages
ContingentCat: @Mr_Horrible That's when The Boulder is on a date
Micalovits: 1 black mana could turn into settle mana if you try hard enough
frozenphoenix7: Technically, he can even cast 3
LRRbot: Bastion of Remembrance [2B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. / Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
frozenphoenix7: Serge should be at 4 now, yes?
LRRbot: Deadly Precision [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay {4} or sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Destroy target creature.
Lord_Hosk: That scene is so beautifully sad.
frozenphoenix7: THE THING
DeM0nFiRe:
NotCainNorAbel:
ContingentCat: Oh Serge
rogerivany: Serge giving the viewers what they want.
whole_halfling:
It's assassinating you
CookieMom: Bastion of Remembrance works well with Joo Dee.
Marvoleath: If only Nelly had some enchantment to exhaust
frozenphoenix7: @Marvoleath They've alas, both been exhausted
DeM0nFiRe:
MegaDosX: You're going fine Serge
MegaDosX: Doing rather
Strebenherz: Still doing great Serge
Xafty: [X]
Bruceski: Well, normal for Serge
MrPipboy3000: Its fine Serge, we still love you
TheMerricat:
When were you totally normal Serge? 
NotCainNorAbel: I don't think we have ever seen normal Serge
ghyllnox:
Mr_Horrible: turns out it's really hard to play magic while zooted on painkillers
Xafty: no such thing as normal for Serge
ThorSokar: Serge, "Totally Normal" is not a group of words I would use to describe you
ContingentCat: You were never totally normal Serge
LRRbot: Saber-Tooth Moose-Lion [4GG] | Creature — Elk Cat [7/7] | Reach / Forestcycling {2}
virgil82: Eh, normal is subjective.
Mattmitchell45: Was it Water on the Knee?
Lord_Hosk: You weren't Normal the last time I saw you and that was before the serge-ry so I don't know why you would be now
LRRbot: Rumble Arena | Land | Vigilance / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
loufghyslaufey: "What are you doing? Saving the guy that dumped me?" -Mai and the Prison Guard
calculated_uncertainties: Normal serge died in an unfortunate hockey accidebt
TeaGarrison: all the best on your recovery Serge
LRRbot: Raucous Audience [1G] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/1] | {T}: Add {G}. If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, add {G}{G} instead.
NotCainNorAbel: @Lord_Hosk serger-ry [chef's kiss]
Mr_Horrible: I mean she's also 2/2 first strike
Mr_Horrible: which ain't nothing in limited
loufghyslaufey: There are literally two judges against each other in the pod! I mean, is this a "Tower?"
Commodore_Perry_GG: Mei voiced by Doc Dammer
Commodore_Perry_GG: Hammer*
Mr_Horrible: Mei with her flatcap that covers her eyeline, and calling everybody "ya mug"
LRRbot: Misty Palms Oasis | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Raucous Audience [1G] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/1] | {T}: Add {G}. If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, add {G}{G} instead.
Incognitolens: I love Sergery
LRRbot: Mai, Scornful Striker [1B] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Ally [2/2] | First strike / Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, they lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Earth Rumble Wrestlers [3{R/G}] | Creature — Human Warrior Performer [3/4] | Reach / This creature gets +1/+0 and has trample as long as you control a land creature or a land entered the battlefield under your control this turn.
LRRbot: Thriving Moor | Land | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color other than black. / {T}: Add {B} or one mana of the chosen color.
LRRbot: Rumble Arena | Land | Vigilance / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Razor Rings [1W] | Instant | Razor Rings deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. You gain life equal to the excess damage dealt this way.
LRRbot: Rocky Rebuke [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
LRRbot: Explore [1G] | Sorcery | You may play an additional land this turn. / Draw a card.
frozenphoenix7: But do you have 2 Explores?
LRRbot: True Ancestry [1G] | Sorcery — Lesson | Return up to one target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. / Create a Clue token.
fsforwardsound: your true ancestry is a bunch of wresters
LRRbot: Compassionate Healer [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric Ally [2/2] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 1 life and scry 1.
LRRbot: Drannith Magistrate [1W] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | Your opponents can't cast spells from anywhere other than their hands.
Diabore: serge please
loufghyslaufey: "That can't be it. Where's the rest of it?" -Zuko
CrossXhunteR: this guy was voiced by James Hong
LRRbot: Earth Rumble Wrestlers [3{R/G}] | Creature — Human Warrior Performer [3/4] | Reach / This creature gets +1/+0 and has trample as long as you control a land creature or a land entered the battlefield under your control this turn.
LRRbot: Momo, Playful Pet [W] | Legendary Creature — Lemur Bat Ally [1/1] | Flying, vigilance / When Momo leaves the battlefield, choose one — / • Create a Food token. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / • Scry 2.
LRRbot: Sokka, Lateral Strategist [1{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Ally [2/4] | Vigilance / Whenever Sokka and at least one other creature attack, draw a card.
fsforwardsound: Sokka is so good
Fruan: I am yet to draw a card from Sokka. Poor boy is a removal magnet.
LRRbot: Saber-Tooth Moose-Lion [4GG] | Creature — Elk Cat [7/7] | Reach / Forestcycling {2}
LRRbot: Iroh's Demonstration [1R] | Sorcery — Lesson | Choose one — / • Iroh's Demonstration deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control. / • Iroh's Demonstration deals 4 damage to target creature.
Fruan: See!
MegaDosX:
I was about to say
LRRbot: Beetle-Headed Merchants [4B] | Creature — Human Citizen [5/4] | Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, draw a card and put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Fabled Passage | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.
BrowneePointz: Beedle!? WOOOOW! THANK you!
CrossXhunteR: the edge of eternities commander fabled passage is real nice
goombalax: @BrowneePointz this is what I immediately thought upon seeing this card
LRRbot: The Boulder, Ready to Rumble [3G] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Performer [4/4] | Whenever The Boulder attacks, earthbend X, where X is the number of creatures you control with power 4 or greater.
MegaDosX: Mick's back
CrossXhunteR: anyone mention Mick Foley yet?
loufghyslaufey: Gavin, why? There were severalother examples of secret passage! Like the one Appa refused to take in that one Air Temple.
LRRbot: Twin Blades [2R] | Artifact — Equipment | Flash / When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains double strike until end of turn. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Equip {2}
goombalax: @CrossXhunteR in the last 5 minutes?
LRRbot: Aang's Iceberg [2W] | Enchantment | Flash / When this enchantment enters, exile up to one other target nonland permanent until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. / Waterbend {3}: Sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, scry 2.
fsforwardsound: does the creature still get double strike until eot?
loufghyslaufey: Wish blades were a rarity higher. Or lower, for unsually paupered flavor.
whole_halfling: @loufghyslaufey I would argue that is a secret passage but not a fabled passage. The secret tunnel literally has a fable about it.
MegaDosX: An ice catch?
LRRbot: Toph, the Blind Bandit [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Ally [*/3] | When Toph enters, earthbend 2. / Toph's power is equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on lands you control.
Micalovits: Yes dead
LRRbot: Master Piandao [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Ally [4/4] | First strike / Whenever Master Piandao attacks, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an Ally, Equipment, or Lesson card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
MegaDosX: Voiced by Robert Patric I
MegaDosX: Patrick
Diabore: block the 7/7 and the 4/4, 7 damage left over
Micalovits: Thats game 5 Serge
Incognitolens: that's game 5, you fraud
ThorSokar: I was expecting "We all get children's ice cream!"
Diabore: i think every bo5 that goes the full
CrossXhunteR: ive heard someone using silver scrapes in their youtube videos recently, and it draws me nuts
DigitalSeahorse:
Pywodwagon: so magic
samwiser_: Nelson's shirt is pretty fly.
Diabore: same time next year?
Micalovits: Always something to complain about
Desruprot: LoL's community destroys LoL every day
Mr_Horrible: there's unfortunately no casual LoL players anymore because they just parrot the opinions they see from pros
Diabore: was really good
Micalovits: Fearless draft makes so good watching
CrossXhunteR: i liked it when Faker did a faker thing
Diabore: are you caught up serge?
LRRbot: Ba Sing Se | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a basic land. / {T}: Add {G}. / {2}{G}, {T}: Earthbend 2. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Sokka, Lateral Strategist [1{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Ally [2/4] | Vigilance / Whenever Sokka and at least one other creature attack, draw a card.
LRRbot: Turtle-Duck [G] | Creature — Turtle Bird [0/4] | {3}: Until end of turn, this creature has base power 4 and gains trample.
Dog_of_Myth: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
MegaDosX: Love the turtle duck
Desruprot: Magic the gaaaathering
1 raiders from leo_drake_15 have joined!
DigitalSeahorse: I want it
MegaDosX: Raiders!
seanmrwick: Holy moly
LRRbot: The Cave of Two Lovers [3R] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Create two 1/1 white Ally creature tokens. / II — Search your library for a Mountain or Cave card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / III — Earthbend 3.
exeJayce: hi raiders!
Diabore: mountain or cave
leo_drake_15: Hello. Joined in at the very end i see
Diabore: i dont know if theres more than 1 cave in the set
MegaDosX: Not quite right at the end, still got a bit of game three left to go
whole_halfling: There's only Secret Tunnel
Micalovits: Only 1 cave in the main set at least
frozenphoenix7: Two lovers, forbidden from one another....
Micalovits: Don't know about collector boosters
LRRbot: Master Piandao [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Ally [4/4] | First strike / Whenever Master Piandao attacks, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an Ally, Equipment, or Lesson card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
whole_halfling: I don't think so
LRRbot: The Boulder, Ready to Rumble [3G] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Performer [4/4] | Whenever The Boulder attacks, earthbend X, where X is the number of creatures you control with power 4 or greater.
seanmrwick: something something "secret tunnel"
seanmrwick: Muh boulder
LRRbot: Secret Tunnel | Land — Cave | This land can't be blocked. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Two target creatures you control that share a creature type can't be blocked this turn.
CrossXhunteR: through the mountain
samwiser_: And diiiiie
leo_drake_15: this is technically my first time raiding Wheeler. i've raided Serge and Nelly before, but wheeler has eluded me
seanmrwick: Secret Tunnel
MegaDosX: No caves in TLE, Secret Tunnel is the only one in TLA
niccus: serge read ahead to the end of the story
Mr_Horrible: #ally
seanmrwick: and no wars in Ba sing se
Diabore: thats more than "a" creature type serge, sorry
Incognitolens: no matter the result, you do have to kiss serge
LRRbot: Zuko's Exile [5] | Instant — Lesson | Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment. Its controller creates a Clue token.
MegaDosX: Also Piandao is Sokka's teacher so this is even more flavourful
DigitalSeahorse: secret tunnel is secretly more of a portal
Bugberry: Sokka was even trained by Master Piandao.
whole_halfling: To be fair, the ones telling the tale of the secret tunnel did almost die in the secret tunnel
Micalovits: Match made in heaven, good to see Sokka found someone else after his Girlfriend turned into the moon
seanmrwick: @MegaDosX I had no idea
Desruprot: @Micalovits that's rough buddy
LRRbot: Toph, the Blind Bandit [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Ally [*/3] | When Toph enters, earthbend 2. / Toph's power is equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on lands you control.
Diabore: why tap a 4th
A_Dub888: !card that's rough buddy
LRRbot: That's Rough Buddy [1W] | Instant — Lesson | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Put two +1/+1 counters on that creature instead if a creature left the battlefield under your control this turn. / Draw a card.
MegaDosX: Yeah Nelson overtapped there I think
Lord_Hosk: Mana Burn! ping him for 1
leo_drake_15: EDH Player Nelly assumed Rhystic Study was on the board and paid the 1
Iperithon:
CrossXhunteR: the boulder is gonna bury you in a rockalanche
ContingentCat: Oofa doofa
Strebenherz: What's toph's power atm?
MegaDosX: Many
frozenphoenix7: @Strebenherz 8
CrossXhunteR: 8?
LRRbot: Epic Downfall [1B] | Sorcery | Exile target creature with mana value 3 or greater.
Diabore: cannot
MegaDosX: Can't
Diabore: toph is an 8 too
n3ther: Serge in shambles
Micalovits: Carrot
ContingentCat: Land too thicc
Redbassist:
shambles
e_bloc: tylenol
MegaDosX: @Micalovits Kakarot
leo_drake_15: A MTG Judge just broke the rules. are Judges allowed to do that?
LRRbot: Zuko's Exile [5] | Instant — Lesson | Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment. Its controller creates a Clue token.
samwiser_: Try to hit that duck, lol
A_Dub888: removal spells can't be a waste, Wastes are basic lands
Mr_Horrible: no, Nelly's huge tracts of land!
CrossXhunteR: that's a nice forest
Diabore: it gets so many things
MegaDosX: @leo_drake_15 While I'm aware you're likely joking, Serge has said in the past he kinda turns his judge brain off when he's playing because it's a bit much to keep up with, which I sympathise with as not a judge but being aware of how many moving parts there can be
LRRbot: Epic Downfall [1B] | Sorcery | Exile target creature with mana value 3 or greater.
leo_drake_15: did Serge just Exile a land, can you exile a land? If you exile a land, is that like the scene from the Lion King: Everything the light touches is our kingdom. Was the land Serge exiled the Shadowy area?
DigitalSeahorse: Turtle Duck Tales Woo Woo!
rogerivany: My favourite day in the 12 days of Xmas is when I get the turtle ducks.
seanmrwick: quack
DigitalSeahorse:
Iperithon:
Giant growth + double strike blade
LRRbot: Earth Rumble Wrestlers [3{R/G}] | Creature — Human Warrior Performer [3/4] | Reach / This creature gets +1/+0 and has trample as long as you control a land creature or a land entered the battlefield under your control this turn.
n3ther:
CrossXhunteR: that's a really good peanuts adult
MegaDosX: Shineshadow Snarl
Grimnus: Serge's draw engines are kinda going crazy
seanmrwick: or as I call them as my nickname "Royal Rumble contenders"
LRRbot: Boiling Rock Rioter [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue Ally [3/3] | Firebending 1 / Tap an untapped Ally you control: Exile target card from a graveyard. / Whenever this creature attacks, you may cast an Ally spell from among cards you own exiled with this creature.
leo_drake_15: Asmoranomardicadistinaculdacar
Redbassist: ^
Fruan: Hey! Riot!
fencepostmagpie: you've heard of turtle duck, but have you heard of durdle tuck? oh wait i'm told it's pronounced sensei's divining top
Diabore: this is a good game
samwiser_: River wheel...
LRRbot: Pirate Peddlers [2B] | Creature — Human Pirate [2/2] | Deathtouch / Whenever you sacrifice another permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Kentosaurus: @fencepostmagpie lol
Diabore: thats concerning
Lord_Hosk: Cast 5erball and win
samwiser_: !card Riverwheel Aerialists
LRRbot: Riverwheel Aerialists [5U] | Creature — Djinn Monk [4/5] | Flying / Prowess
Diabore: one known
leo_drake_15: @Lord_Hosk i prefer to cast Bane5er because it can't be countered
Diabore: plus one plus one plus one
LRRbot: Bitter Work [1RG] | Enchantment | Whenever you attack a player with one or more creatures with power 4 or greater, draw a card. / Exhaust — {4}: Earthbend 4. Activate only during your turn.
Justherefortherewards: @leo_drake_15 You missed an a
Redbassist:
Aang's expression on that card is great
LRRbot: Heartless Act [1B] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with no counters on it. / • Remove up to three counters from target creature.
Micalovits: 3 right? The land also deals 1
chaostreader: ^
Strebenherz: @Redbassist agreed, i love that they went with the show style for the art
seanmrwick: I call that a Hail mary move at that point
Diabore: why did serge lose one there? he should be at 4 right?
Redbassist:
I can't believe Snerge would muzzle Appa 
Lord_Hosk: is 1=0?
seanmrwick: This is a solid move
MegaDosX:
Yeah this is why Sokka is a removal magnet
samwiser_: I don't understand nelly's deck name. Help with the advertise part?
frozenphoenix7: Wonder if it was worth to spread out counters rather than make that one land an 8/8
frozenphoenix7: It'd be your 3rd, no?
Diabore: it will very not be second
LRRbot: Raven Eagle [2B] | Creature — Bird Assassin [2/3] | Flying / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If a creature card is exiled this way, create a Clue token. / Whenever you draw your second card each turn, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
frozenphoenix7: Drew off Sokka
Diabore: sokka drew
MegaDosX: Can Nelly win here?
LRRbot: Mai, Scornful Striker [1B] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Ally [2/2] | First strike / Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, they lose 2 life.
Diabore: @MegaDosX not anymore
hidingbox: Cool deck, Serge
MegaDosX: Yeah Mai changes the maths a lot
Mr_Horrible: it's a turtle duck
Dog_of_Myth: 2 Mai 2 life lost
agentofsaruman69: second Mai phase
LRRbot: Pillar Launch [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains reach until end of turn. Untap it.
Cptasparagus: quail lewds
LRRbot: Saber-Tooth Moose-Lion [4GG] | Creature — Elk Cat [7/7] | Reach / Forestcycling {2}
LRRbot: Badgermole [4G] | Creature — Badger Mole [4/4] | When this creature enters, earthbend 2. / Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them have trample.
LRRbot: Diligent Zookeeper [3G] | Creature — Human Citizen Ally [4/4] | Each non-Human creature you control gets +1/+1 for each of its creature types, to a maximum of 10.
DigitalSeahorse:
whole_halfling: Posting lewds? Don't be horny on main phase
seanmrwick: GG
Dog_of_Myth:
kumatsu: I'll give you 5 bucks US for it, Nelly
gualdhar: Sell Magic Cards, collect Street Fighter 6 costumes
DigitalSeahorse:
ThorSokar: I might be interested
loufghyslaufey: We sorry for you Nelson. Collector Booster were a mistake, James.
Diabore: zookeeper makes a 6/6 duck but yeah i dont think theres a line, gg nelly
fencepostmagpie: thank you for the stream
CrossXhunteR: when the world needed him most, he vanished
seanmrwick: well thank you for the stream
seanmrwick: what a Segue
ContingentCat: Still.
questionablchoices: love lrr
letsbelgo: Weird seeing serge win, good for you
Strebenherz: !store
LRRbot:
The LoadingReadyRun store has returned! Merch selection is currently limited but there is more on the way. Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy a thing or two!
Redbassist: LRR? I love those guys
Anubis169: !dragonshield
DigitalSeahorse:
I like Turtle Ducks
Anubis169: !patreon
loufghyslaufey: Proceeds to "Shields Down"
Anubis169: ^ dat'treon
samwiser_:
questionablchoices: patreon folks
Anubis169: !youtube
fencepostmagpie: serge's hair looks great tonight
Redbassist: !paypal
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Anubis169:
Thank yooooooou!! 
Diabore: frogs goen
Anubis169: !schedule
Redbassist: Video James
Anubis169: he's video james not audio james
Diabore: YES
Diabore: this looks so fun
Mr_Horrible: surely some chaos
loufghyslaufey: o7 rhythm cafe hiatus
Anubis169: ooo that game's real good
MegaDosX: This game is chaotic
Redbassist: Beej rides again
loufghyslaufey: Secret RoadQuest!?
Diabore: in a singular rv?
Vinewood_OG: RV of farts
Mr_Horrible: you basically *went* on that road trip, James
Commodore_Perry_GG: LRR on a road trip? can't imagine
DigitalSeahorse:
exeJayce: secret road quest pls
ContingentCat: No man's romance?
DigitalSeahorse:
Redbassist: Rare 4 player is this you card. The value!
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LRRbot:
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DigitalSeahorse:
fox
Anubis169:
Dog_of_Myth:
Diabore: we got a sneak peak this week
thraximore:
Angel! 
Redbassist: Star wars: slow speed collision
Mr_Horrible: sure to be a good time
Diabore: its a cube month
MegaDosX: Oh sick
loufghyslaufey: Yule-CUBE?
Mattmitchell45: Festicube
Anubis169: Quanzilateral
Fruan: stack those cubes!
Redbassist: Praise cube?
CrossXhunteR: can you still politic?
loufghyslaufey: I'd go for a Yule Cube
Anubis169: !live
Juliamon: Cubecember? Decubemer?
DigitalSeahorse:
I'm still stuck on Halloween
Fruan: @loufghyslaufey Yube
Anubis169: suuuuuuuuuuubs
Vinewood_OG: Owww
ContingentCat:
ghyllnox: @loufghyslaufey Cyube?
Kentosaurus: lol, adam still catching strays for the jar jar voice
Vinewood_OG:
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
50keyz: goddammit wheeler lol
loufghyslaufey: Who?
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the show, gang
Anubis169:
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Perfect cut off
loufghyslaufey: What are words, Wheeler?
DigitalSeahorse:
Vinewood_OG: Wait. Which one was Jake Sully?
Anubis169: 🖖 May the force be with you
ContingentCat:
Thanks y'all
DigitalSeahorse: now Serge can finally eat
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