Shparky2197: Hello, one and all, how are you today?
LoadingReadyRun: wet
MrBibz: Awfully presumptive of you, streamer
Shparky2197:

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MilkBreadTB: this game is so FREAKING CUTE man
Shparky2197: And we're live. Also, concerning
FixDoll: very curious about whether it's my card or not
lightfut: Even if it is, it's not better than wheeler's apparently
ratbabyonline: whos card is it anyway
TXC2:
I missed this starting being in the loo, but at least I didn't need to refresh the stream 
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Shparky2197: Hi TXC2, how you going?
TXC2: Shparky2197 bit of a headache but otherwise fine, how are you?
TXC2: Here we GO!
Shparky2197: Not too bad, eating an orange to help boost my vitamin C, it's been a bit low
MrBibz: vitamin cards
Shparky2197: Hello Wheeler!
ratbabyonline: classic victoria moment
TXC2: Hello Wheeler
nyc_mtg: mclusky voice: my card is better than your card, draw it
ratbabyonline: people have asked me how i lived in victoria without an umbrella going "What do you do when it rains!" i get wet man what do you think
FixDoll: had a bit of trump in there
Shparky2197: I was wondering what you meant, walking in the rain sucks.
raulghoulia: that sounded nothing like Darth Maul
TXC2:
I will, in fact sent chat to mod only and then leave 
FurthestChunk: these people
TXC2: !patrteon
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: !store
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Mathwyn: I would like to inform you that is not my card
ratbabyonline: mr. electric send TXC2 to hell
FurthestChunk: get their ass
TXC2: I have dyslexia, your comments mean nothing to me
Shparky2197: Oh dang. Also, hopefully Ulmer starts feeling better soon
ratbabyonline: francophobic stream
FurthestChunk: wheeler don't ask for a librarian you don't want that heat
raulghoulia: Lisa Frank exploded!
Jackomaning: this series could be called My Card is Better Than Your Card! too
nyc_mtg: i will never get the mclusky cadence out of my head when i hear or read this game's name
GazzyInferno: so just like twitch chat then
TXC2: "my dad could beat up your dad!"
raulghoulia: Goku could beat him Beethoven
nyc_mtg: force field vs sword that cuts through force fields
FurthestChunk: can this character beat deku on the street
Greendrag13: Hi home, I'm Greendrag
TXC2:
nyc_mtg Frank Hubert's Dune 
MrBibz: you died in that crash, Luigi
ratbabyonline: plot twist youre 32
FixDoll: is ancestral recall better than pot of greed
nyc_mtg: @TXC2 that got me haha
GhostValv: so much to see
ancientspark: This kid is not trying to absorb brainrot, not realistic
FurthestChunk: catch bugs imo
GazzyInferno: oh dang we got the donald duck comics
ratbabyonline: they are
GazzyInferno: we're finnish then i guess
ratbabyonline: yeah finnishing our breakfast
TXC2: frogs are our Socialist allies
ratbabyonline: mmmm unsubstantiated rumors
SnackPak_: smh, Graham
TXC2:
I keep forgetting that cards from an Un set are legal 
Shparky2197: A rumour? To the mill!
RealGamerCow: By the end of this game Ben is going to murder a child with cards
niccus: comet as cat-aligned false flag campaign
FixDoll: ok the face of the children are really good
FurthestChunk: Snail House type vibes for the music
eggx16: that’s just magic
SoylentDoener: this german foil gives me an extra star
Shparky2197: I mean, yeah. I like MTG, but yeah
MrBibz: do these kids know multiplication yet
ratbabyonline: if you max out the fever bar your mom has to pick you up
MrBibz: they're like eight at most
MilkBreadTB: I adore this games art style
GhostValv: waow
TXC2: MrBibz pretty sure I had learned multiplication tables by age 8
MilkBreadTB: fish are universal
thavleifrim: he taught you how to play now you learn how to get combo'd on, its the classic progression
ratbabyonline: your cards arent cool enough
eggx16: he’s beating the breaks off you
TXC2: like, couldn't 7 of course, but no one could
ratbabyonline: reading the card explains the card
Greendrag13: shared fish pool
FurthestChunk: Free use fish
MilkBreadTB: "yo are these fish just for anybody?
TXC2: communal fish
Shparky2197: @TXC2 I could, but advanced math skills led to a skill deficit in other areas, so *shrugs*
Greendrag13: @FurthestChunk I know a couple of those
TXC2: Shparky2197 yeaaaaaap
ratbabyonline: this games got bugs...
Shparky2197: This feels like something that I'd love to play while stoned
RealGamerCow: this is charming as heck
SnackPak_:
Tourney time
ratbabyonline: yellowjacket events need flyers like this
Shparky2197: Oh yeah, the classic hook ya
ratbabyonline: its been around long enough for your friend to have old decks???
Xx_JAG_xX: bugs
ratbabyonline: Bugs Wisely is a 1920s gangster
Shparky2197: I like bugs
FurthestChunk: We're Bugs Wisely
spurius: robots are cooler than bugs
Greendrag13: Bugs or bots? Bugs seems fun
Mathwyn: @ratbabyonline Look 2 weeks is basically forever in child time
TXC2: Bugs Wisely, scourge of the outer rim
MilkBreadTB: bug
Korolan: Bugs Wisely, Tournament Champion
Shparky2197: Oh no, how much is this kid going to drop on this game
GazzyInferno: time to fight a catboy
RealGamerCow: long cat!
Greendrag13: Long cat is LOOONG
Mathwyn: Thats a long cat
SnackPak_: the old memes
RealGamerCow: reading the card explains the card
TXC2: looooong loooong cat
Shparky2197: Only just noticed long cat
ContingentCat: a classic meme
ratbabyonline: these kids are going to 6 7 at me and im going to get so stressed i run away and leave all my cards
107 raiders from SharpBalloons have joined!
TXC2: hello Raiders
Shparky2197: Hello there raiders
GazzyInferno: oh cool they can help customise the cards
ContingentCat: Cats do that yeahh
TXC2: cat says no
accountmadeforants: That's a whole geocities page of a raid message, I'm impressed
AmyRobertss:
SHARPIES are here to PUMP YOU UP! 
Xx_JAG_xX: aw that's so cute the bugs crawl on the screen
RealGamerCow: took me a second to see how many candy you had
accountmadeforants: "Presumably, the poop..." is a great start
Greendrag13: prettu sure the poop is the add 2 Bug
dm818: bee makes candy from bug
TXC2: the poop.....IS CONVERTING!
ContingentCat: poop is how you turn candy into other things
FurthestChunk: Yeah I think the poop is attracting flies dog
ratbabyonline: because flys on poop yeah
ContingentCat: oo good snek
dm818: think about it, the bee is making honey
thavleifrim: this sounds like how yugioh plays in the anime
accountmadeforants: I'm liking this game already, it feels like you're just building an engine and popping off without actually worrying about things like "dealing damage'.
Korolan: This is Incredibly Cute
Greendrag13: Snake seems pretty cracked
Xx_JAG_xX: da poop makes da bug dat feed the snake, great game
ratbabyonline: google employee hat
ratbabyonline: noogler hat
ratbabyonline: yooo tamagotchi???
MilkBreadTB: rocket sticker is crazy early game
dm818: sticky hand is storm?
Shparky2197: I would kill for that economy in magic
RealGamerCow: yee and/or haw
Xx_JAG_xX: does it make more bugs??
LunchB0x_13:

FurthestChunk:

Greendrag13: pretty hyped about that wizard hat. I t says draw a card on it!
TXC2: why can't we have a combination wizard-cowboy hat ?
RealGamerCow: thats a lot of stickers
thavleifrim: a card with that mayn words cant be bad right
cheshire_creeper: this game seems interesting...
Shparky2197: @TXC2 Trying to make a portmanteau outta that, I have powerful nothing.
LunchB0x_13: unfinity moment
TXC2:
Shparky2197 I think we have to go with Wowboy hat 
evil_h2o_elf: wowboy hat
Justinthomasmm: wait this game seems sick
cheshire_creeper: coward hat? wait no that doesn't work
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earlgrey82: @Shparky2197 Coward hat
RealGamerCow: I wonder if you can play blank cards for free
Shparky2197: Yeah, I'll settle for wowboy hat
evil_h2o_elf: yessss
thavleifrim: I think you need to add hat first
Jackomaning: you create a cowboy hat first and then the bugs will add 2
dm818: it flipped it around again
LunchB0x_13: hang man Adam page? cowboy poop?
Shparky2197: Oh man, Daniel is getting steamrolled out there
The_Lesser_Gatsby: Absolutely dumbstering this child!
SeaDiegoFC: Damn Daniel
TXC2: ah just like the pokemon TCG, we just streamrolling kids
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Xx_JAG_xX: wheeler schools an 8 year old at children's card game
dm818: you're mostly correct
Jackomaning: depends if you classify bug as only meaning insect
Bearudite: they are arachnids or some shit
Shparky2197: @Jackomaning Then you have true bugs, which is another subset
TXC2:
I'm pretty sure Taxonomy was invented to cause fist fights in scientists 
Greendrag13: cookie is the new Dark Rit
CeridwenCoeur: Scorpions are arthropods (bugs), but not insects (bugs). Tgeyre closely related to arachnids, but taxonomically distinct. There are some "scorionsc that are arachnids though
RealGamerCow: mustache cowboy poop?
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Twilight_Spark: Ah, 57. The famous Grothendieck prime. Very good sub number.
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Shparky2197: @TXC2 To be fair, trying to classify anything neatly usually ends in fistfights in the community.
niccus: or true bugs (bugs)
TXC2: Shparky2197 exactly
RealGamerCow: Samantha playing aggro
Bearudite: red deck wins
ContingentCat: this game is so cute dang
MrBibz: she's taking out the trash
Shparky2197: I've seen magic players when people have sorted their collections "wrong"
MilkBreadTB: samantha is nuts early lol.
CeridwenCoeur: Her deck looks sweet
dm818: public works too strong
TXC2: ironic that she's a firefighter, 'cause she is BURNING us
RealGamerCow: oh it's to 45 stars
EvilBadman: 6 stars for Ancestral? We finally broke it
RealGamerCow: "how many cards in hand Samantha?"
ratbabyonline: bugmaxing
Shparky2197: Clutch recovery, Wheeler
Xx_JAG_xX: yeah the race car meta is pretty rough for the bug matchup sometimes
SnackPak_:

Bearudite: blap blap
LaeliaTBR: jeb bush posing so hard rn
Shparky2197:

Greendrag13: @Shparky2197 Clutch recovery? But Samantha was the one with all the cars!
SnackPak_: all in on bug
Shparky2197: @Greendrag13 I will send you to the sub ocean
Xx_JAG_xX: nvm, all bug meta, bug is an S tier deck
ratbabyonline: playing the classic poop cowboy
ContingentCat:
you are a fabulous Wheeler 
MrBibz: their nose blushes make them look like pig noses
ratbabyonline: you see that all the time in tournaments its a staple
Xx_JAG_xX: honestly hope they ban poop cowboy, it's too oppressive in the meta
MrBibz: I'll be rude to children all day they can take it
ratbabyonline: theyre never gonna ban poop cowboy its the best selling card
Greendrag13: That snake is doing SO MUCH work. I love them
Shparky2197: We just need a tuning pass
Jackomaning: pure aggro vs high synergy midrange. Princess just cant get over the top
TXC2:
Poop Cowboy, the Vivi of the format 
Shparky2197: Can't wait for the pop cowboy mirror match
Shparky2197: Poop*
mulligan2six: You only evaluate poop cowboy based on your most recent encounter with poop cowboy
Xx_JAG_xX: look man all i'm saying is that poop cowboy is like 25% of the meta and it's pretty messed up
Xx_JAG_xX:

ratbabyonline: poop cowboy is only an autoinclude if you suck at deckbuilding
Dr_fragenstien:
free bugs? 
spethycakes: poo-kie
ratbabyonline: laura wants a rematch
Shparky2197: This game is cute as
ratbabyonline: oh shes pulled out the big guns today
Shparky2197: You might be bodied
RealGamerCow: high life total match
Bearudite: no snake is a bad take
CeridwenCoeur: Snake is such a key engine in the poop cowboy deck
ratbabyonline: hes cooked chat
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Invitare: You have to draw several badgers and a couple of mushrooms before you can get a snake
Shparky2197: I think we're goozled here
ratbabyonline: she went out and spend $1000 on a new deck just to stomp you
RealGamerCow: still alive
RealGamerCow: or not
RealGamerCow: or yes
ratbabyonline: hes not cooked??
MrBibz: snengine
Greendrag13: The snengine is roaring!
Shparky2197: Holy crap, the save!
CeridwenCoeur: You stabilized now the free snake value will carry you to the comeback
TXC2: we got hats!
LunchB0x_13: the come back is real
TXC2: the comeback is real
ratbabyonline: this is unreal i never shouldve counted wheeler out
MilkBreadTB: btw hat can copy snake as well >.>
IbunWest: As the old saying goes, 86 is not 90.
Shparky2197: I feel as invested as if I was watching a pro tour, wow, game good
ratbabyonline: baseball begins in the bottom of the 9th with 2 outs
raulghoulia: this princess is going to be waking up in cold sweat for the rest of her life because of this come back
8bitabernathy: the wombo snombo is too powerful
ancientspark: Bullying kids on the playground with snakes, wow
TXC2: crushed em
Greendrag13: two snake, but also sticky hand
nyc_mtg: Chris Paul hits a huge three star card to cut the lead down to 86
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ratbabyonline: frogs is bugs
TXC2: right chat I'm off
dm818: i wonder if there is a sticker that pays off when you eat bugs
ratbabyonline: other kids getting a raw deal on this trade
CeridwenCoeur: Laura is a pure aggro strat of heavy hitters with no long term startegy. Snakes are just too much consistent value for her to overcome.
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Wheeler
Shparky2197: Bye TXC2, have a good one, sleep well
LunchB0x_13: nigh Tx!
IbunWest:

ratbabyonline: i mentioned baseball because im prophetic
Greendrag13: FREE bug? LOVE this
Xx_JAG_xX: omg bug stacks
LunchB0x_13: beeeg bug
LunchB0x_13: bug maxing
FurthestChunk: Now we can make these single star cards not worthless
Greendrag13: I don't think its a good card, but I need to see millipede in cowboy hat
NovaSpiritV: Really gotta edit those 1 star cards
ratbabyonline: add some free bugs to the 1 star cards
FurthestChunk: Cowboy hat + bug is real reinventing the poop hours
Haroldholmes25:

MilkBreadTB:
yes 
ratbabyonline: i need to reassess my life
nyc_mtg: he's literally a minor
cheshire_creeper: very good card skills
ratbabyonline: woah flower strats
Greendrag13: TRIPLE SNAKE
Shparky2197: Making sure you draw the snake seems vital to the deck
ratbabyonline: now is bug build this good or is wheeler just good with any deck
ratbabyonline: gotta start poopmaxing
Shparky2197: @ratbabyonline Both, I'd say
dm818: what do her toys do?
Greendrag13: Bloom Man Group: The best flower deck in the meta?
FurthestChunk: Bug Ritual...
Bearudite: Beecon
8bitabernathy: he's starting to believe
dm818: I guess it makes sense beehives don't get consumed to make honey
Shparky2197: Honestly, I love it too
Xx_JAG_xX: the game just has an adorable ui to!!
ratbabyonline: this is way better than gwent and i liked gwent
8bitabernathy: card captor sakura vibes
CaptainSpam: This art style is giving me Dicey Dungeon vibes... same artist?
CuteTeaGoat: bug tribal :3
Desruprot: Wow
MrBibz: he's a trained duelist
Shparky2197: Just styling on a kid
ratbabyonline: if he was joey wheeler he'd have a dog fursuit
accountmadeforants:

cheshire_creeper: gg
gualdhar: am I too old for these references? no, it's the Wheeler who is wrong
raulghoulia: youre not Weevil until you throw Exodia into the drink
8bitabernathy: omg you are collecting stars. this IS duelist island!
Shparky2197: !break
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CuteTeaGoat: I would like to report a bug.
CuteTeaGoat: It's very good.
Juliamon: yoooo Cribbage next week??
CuteTeaGoat: oh, cribbage is great ;3
Shparky2197: Oh wow
ratbabyonline: yoooo cribbage!!!
SymphonySolstice: oh we cribbin
ratbabyonline: cribbage boards are too expensive...
CuteTeaGoat: i've been hoping to find a cribbage board at a thrift store or something
Shparky2197: Hmmm, wonder if that might be a good project for starting woodworking, bespoke cribbage board
Juliamon: Should be a fairly easy project
CuteTeaGoat: there's definitely a lot of room for something stylish
CuteTeaGoat: you don't really *need* a board to play, but it's nice\
Juliamon: yeah, there's some fun board designs out there
Shparky2197: Hello again! Time for cute!
Juliamon: !fish
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Greendrag13: You've been out-dinoed
Shparky2197: Just emptying the hand on turn 1
raulghoulia: This kids costume rules. I hope they beat the pants off you
CuteTeaGoat: i do love how cards just get longer as you add stickers
CuteTeaGoat: must make shuffling hard
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Shparky2197: Adorable
Greendrag13: Oh they got little wings! It's a Green Dragon!
CuteTeaGoat: everyone's favorite idle game, Cookie Sticker
IbunWest:

Shparky2197: Straight gas
Bearudite: right into the fireplace
Bearudite: this kid is part of the problem
Greendrag13: Good answer, good answer!
MattIsAMage: flower on flower action
Shparky2197: Time for the mirror match!
Greendrag13: It's the Floral Fisticuff! The Garden Grapple, The Penultimate Plant Punchout!
CuteTeaGoat: the little dancing flowers are lovely
MattIsAMage:
how many times has chat asked you to speed it up? 
Shparky2197: None, because this is great
SnackPak_: this animation is too good to speed up
Bearudite: idk turn left or some shit idk
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MattIsAMage: the fever system is rather elegant
MattIsAMage: i wonder if utugames will show up in chat, I've seen them once before!
dm818: just got back are we on the plant deck now?
imreallybored1991: gigabased
MattIsAMage: i hope they put a x/y axis flip in one day
Shparky2197: Yeah, we flower power now
Bearudite: I see the cactus and saw an amongus chat am I cooked
Xx_JAG_xX: delicious, cactus cookie
RealGamerCow: you pivoted from snake/bug deck?
Shparky2197: @Bearudite No more than me, but I'm pretty cooked
Greendrag13: Those cherry blossoms are GROSS in the mirror match! Looks like they count everyone's plant tokens!
Jackomaning: tokens are always a shared pool
Jackomaning: mirrors in this game are kind crazy from my fairly limited playing of it
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Hulyen: I ADORE this game. It has more content coming out soon!
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MattIsAMage: a holo too!
Marvoleath: One per machine?! So you can just buy the whole thing and get one for sure!
MattIsAMage: every 2 fever is any player too
MattIsAMage: sometimes you miss
Spritz_T: i think you just click what you want
jupiteriae:
it's automatic, just click on what you want 
MattIsAMage: its just random
MattIsAMage: you click the toy
MattIsAMage: this is the worst luck i've ever seen
FurthestChunk: @MattIsAMage welcome to ITYC, this man can lose eight coin flips in a row
Shparky2197: And yet, through skill and charm, will probably win in the end when it matters
cuttlefishman: Is Daniel related to Daniel Tiger you think?
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LightspeedSloth: Green Storm a viable archetype now
Jundinator: Hi wheeler what's this card game
Shparky2197: @LightspeedSloth Don't tell Cam, he might implode
Shparky2197: It's called "My card is better than your card". It's awesome and cute
FurthestChunk: Wait is he playing control
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morgoth_bauglyr: this number is not a power of 2
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HedgehogKnight: This kid looks like a real mud kid
Greendrag13: oh hey, I had no idea frogs stacked like that
Greendrag13: I wonder if the flowers do anything crazy if you stick a couple on the same card
Shparky2197: Uh oh, he's learning!
morgoth_bauglyr: that card was way too large
Greendrag13: gotta make a double take, dude has played a triple snake!
Xx_JAG_xX: switching to flower in the bug meta was a good call
morgoth_bauglyr: wooooooow
Shparky2197: Broadening your horizons in a meta game isn't a bad idea
Xx_JAG_xX: also bug can't handle the slow grindy matchup of flower too
WiJohn: Cactwos?!
SnackPak_: hell yeah
UtilityPunk: This card game looks really friendly
Greendrag13: is planting capped at 1 per turn?
dm818: two furbies really increasing fever
Greendrag13: @dm818 they're chatting back and forth! The energy is INTENSE
UtilityPunk: The bearest hug is the winner
Marvoleath: Furby? The one from Magic: The Gathering Secret Lair?
UtilityPunk: Nice
Shparky2197: Just popping off
Shparky2197: I does seem to help smooth out the play
A_Dub888: hi Frands, how’s the cards?
Shparky2197: It*
Shparky2197: Cute as heck and powerful as storm
Greendrag13: a holo-cactus, at that!
dm818: are you limited in how many stickers you can put on a card?
niccus: what does holographic do?
Greendrag13: @dm818 Cap of 5
A_Dub888: uh ohhhh, shinyyy
Greendrag13: Wheeler got that fancy deck with the holofoil Karactus
Bearudite: cherryblossum upgrade gotta go nuts
Shparky2197: Woah, strong turn 1 from opponent
Bearudite: wrath
Greendrag13: The BOARDWIPE?!
WiJohn: Wrecked
Xx_JAG_xX: YOOOOOO
Bearudite: monstroused
Hulyen: Min's a run killer
wertyy42: rip
Xx_JAG_xX: THEY SIDEBOARDED
Shparky2197: The wrath effects hits hard
Hulyen: the second one was pure rng if it makes you feel any better
LightspeedSloth: Is this kid playing MLD?
thingo314:

Shparky2197: Oh man, those are rough beats
Bearudite: kid playing board hate
Desruprot: that's rough buddy
NovaSpiritV: This game is really cute but can be ruthless at times, lol
dm818: this is messed up
dm818: Is that one permenant?
lightfut: Mono green stompy wins again
Justinthomasmm: this is evil
Justinthomasmm: hard counters, devs please balance
dm818: nope looks like it stays forever like snake
Shparky2197: Wait, sudden showdown?
niccus: striplocked in costume
personguy101: damn she really is a timy
Greendrag13: I mean, I think the princess deck still gets bodied by the orc value
Shparky2197: !break
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Shparky2197: This soundtrack is full of such whimsy
FurthestChunk: The music is really giving me massive Snail's House vibes
Shparky2197: Hello again
Pywodwagon: is the art by the person who did the art for the weird dev jam game from the StS people
FurthestChunk: quaso...
Wormsbane:

Mashamino: this game warms my cold, dead heart
Shparky2197: Nice combo!
Wormsbane:

dm818: I have never seen a child this cancelled before
jupiteriae: robo dog is awesome
Greendrag13: They sure are
FurthestChunk: Yeah but it's up to one
wertyy42: what about the gold armadillo?
dm818: if only you could rotate the stickers
Bearudite: armadillo?
Mashamino: I saw they rotate them in the trailer
Bearudite: bottom corner
Bearudite: its weird on the bottom for some reason
dm818: I didn't realize
Bearudite: weighed down by VALUE I suppose
Shparky2197: They're playing wombo combo
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Bearudite: I hate seeing the kids lose tho
Bearudite: they seem so bummed out
ballesta25: wait, did you say fireball *isn't* always the solution?
Mashamino: that's me as an adult, yeah
personguy101: theyll be like man i had a black lotus and i traded it for a shivan dragon
Shparky2197: Why wasn't I good at everything?
Shparky2197: Ouch that was quite the soul read
Bearudite: idk I was tho
gualdhar: who are you, who is so wise in the ways of laziness and procrastination?
aerohydra: but wheeler, if im not perfect on the first try, what even is the point (this is a joke)
spurius: but if I had put effort then I would know the reason, at least now I can say had I put the effort I might have been good at it
FurthestChunk: dog they're adding donkeys to this game next monday
salamisuperstar: Imagine reflecting, when you could be deflecting
Shparky2197: But yeah, it me. Wheeee, I need to start trying
Mashamino:

dm818: we do draw so many cards
Haroldholmes25: get that hamster a cowboy hat plz
personguy101: id do some wild things if it wouold mean i card draw 2
FurthestChunk: He's cracked
Juliamon: Flip! That! Coin!
Shparky2197: What a luck sack
Shparky2197:

NovaSpiritV: That hamster is pot of greed
FurthestChunk: Sometimes when you lose eight flips in a row, you also win eight flips in a row
Bearudite: so yeah bottom right is the dillo
wertyy42: armadillo
niccus: armadillo reminder
dm818: the golden armadillo
Bearudite: its just so goated with or without sauce
xantos69: Just got here. What's the deal with this game?
Juliamon: It's a cute sticker-based card builder roguelike
Bearudite: its kinda sick with it
Cptasparagus: can you roleplay child gambling?
Dr_fragenstien: i love the idea of these being cards from an actual card game but none of the kids know how to play or care, they just like their cool stickers
dm818: elias on lifegain deck
Kentosaurus: @Dr_fragenstien that's how we played with pokemon cards when they first came out
Shparky2197: Anyone else hear, "I will tell you a story" after he says candy?
FurthestChunk: The Aibo is cracked, holy moly
e_bloc: yeah when magic did stickers it was a big hit
sadfleck: is this the new pioneer highlander i've heard about?
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personguy101: i would probably never admit that their cards where better even if it factually was
Bearudite: at least he has kitty
Shparky2197: You are absolutely stomping these poor children
Bearudite: shrimps is bugs
Juliamon: shramp
FurthestChunk: Oh damn they gave you a Super Energy Removal?
Greendrag13: Oh no. Robodog is so mean here
Bearudite: astrid cool
FurthestChunk: She is absolutely a Yu-Gi-Oh character (positive connotation)
Shparky2197: It's very flavourful, this is good character design
BloodnBullets: For some reason i want this game to end with the small child encountering the Heart, passing out, and waking at the bottom of the Spire.
ContingentCat: Living the dream
BloodnBullets: Unicorns for my kid.
Desruprot: it could even be a box
gualdhar: please don't attack me, an adult, personally like this
Shparky2197: I wish I was this focused on what to love as a child. I like too many things
spo8n: but when does she make dandelion wine?
FurthestChunk: are we referring to mulder as your kid now
theambivalentagender: I was a big Bionicle kid.
theambivalentagender: Knew nothing about the lore though
FurthestChunk: My nephew was in love with Amphibia when I was last down his way
FurthestChunk: Oh she's pulling the cards out her hat that's also cute and also probably a GRV
accountmadeforants: I put on my robe and wizard hat
theambivalentagender: The best way to become my friend's kid's best friend and also get in an unsuitable cutscene is to ask him about his pokemon cards
dm818: yeah there are so many cards that it feels like activating the ogre is pretty easy
theambivalentagender: *unskippsble
dm818: incoming dragon
dm818: this would be so much scarier of a deck from opponent without the dog
Shparky2197: Beep beep!
dm818: or it should exile itself
Juliamon: pupper
ContingentCat:
Good boy 
Greendrag13: Dog, devourer of tennis ball
Kentosaurus: lol
Dog_of_Myth: gottem
SnackPak_: classic blunder
Shparky2197: Oh dang
Greendrag13:
speaking of dog...
Shparky2197: Such a good pupper
dm818: He's playing D&T
youcantlistentobuttons: Oh no! Wheeler on TWO screens?!
Greendrag13: Coming in with a stacks deck? Rude
Mashamino: you can't dog me, I dog me!
FurthestChunk: Man you gotta be glad most Brits are asleep because dog as a verb is uh, a deeply interesting choice over here
gualdhar: this is the same group of people that thinks "Bloody" is a curse word
FurthestChunk: bloody is a curse word in the same way as darn lmao
Cptasparagus: bloody is a good streamer\
Greendrag13: I mean, the British are the folks who mangle "Firetruck" into "Anti-inflammatory Lorry"
gualdhar: oh are we confessing to our shitposts now?
Shparky2197: I'm an Aussie, I'm pretty biased when it comes to swears
FurthestChunk: @Greendrag13 -2 needs to be more whimsical to be a good pisstake
gualdhar: ok, yes, but those are the crazies
Greendrag13: @FurthestChunk more whimsical? But it rhymes and everything!
FurthestChunk: but also fire engine is cooler than fire truck
uneactrice: I wouldn't say large group. I would say they are just very LOUD vocal group.
Bearudite: ye the gain 6's being free seems deece
LathosTiran:
All us Yanks are ok with ultraviolence, but dont you dare show a nipple
FurthestChunk: i may be cringe but I'm free
Bearudite: wait who thinks Damn is a serious word
FurthestChunk: I love the cat kid even if he plays UB control
Shparky2197: @Bearudite Usually the ultra-christians
Bearudite: oh
Bearudite: well people need to chill out
Shparky2197: I grew up in an extended family like that, it was not a beneficial experience to me
pyro_phage: yeah it's not just fundies- y'all old enough to remember people getting fussy over "crap?"
Shparky2197: Thankfully Mum and Dad didn't care much, and let us form our own beliefs
theambivalentagender: Had a friend who would get upset if I started cursing while we were walking next to a church.
theambivalentagender: And I swear a lot so
Shparky2197: Anyway, fun and happy card game
Bearudite: if you wanna hear people from the US curse go to Butte, MT. (don't its awful)
Bearudite: I like that the token pool is shared for counts
Shparky2197: Reminds me of The Gronch, from The Panalysts
Shparky2197: Adding new abilities
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Shparky2197: This is just mean now
CaptainSpam: Wheeler out here, styling on children.
Mashamino: D:
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Bearudite: I 10%ed
Mashamino: MOOOOOM
cheshire_creeper: 10%...
Greendrag13: Oh WAIT, that baseball is doggable!
Shparky2197: Still not bad though, even with the fail
Shparky2197: Ooh, I think we're in overtime
FurthestChunk: Hear me out: cowboy baseball
Bearudite: also Ulmer is sick so Adam is gonna be trying to figure out what to play anyway
Shparky2197: All good, just bringing awareness, this game is sick
Shparky2197: I mean, it's be funny if Adam played this on let's nope. Way out of theme, but funny
Mashamino: does double chef hat stack? just one nonsensical free card
Greendrag13: yeah, that mushroom was devouring your roboshields
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Bearudite: dog is carrying
FurthestChunk: The robot feeding their shroom is rough
frank_the_great: Howdy Wheeler, howdy chat
Shparky2197: Big money
frank_the_great: This game looks adorable
Shparky2197: It is such a delight to watch, and I might end up playing
Greendrag13: Free boardwipe? Seems FINE
frank_the_great:
I love stickers on cards, they should add it to Magic 
Greendrag13: I like getting the Dog in. Cleanup enemy token sets
niccus: ah card destruction
Shparky2197: As opposed to the crap powder we save for potshots at fishing boats
Mashamino:
all the art is so 
Mashamino: D:
Earthenone: !time
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Shparky2197: This is quite the bop
Mashamino: popping pigeons in the park
jupiteriae: the sun is good, makes your cards cheaper and it's removed after your turn
jupiteriae:
sorry 
Shparky2197: Starting to rack up that emotional damage
Bearudite: piracy deck rood I like it
Xx_JAG_xX: i left for a bit, what deck strategy are we on now??
Xx_JAG_xX: what's the meta??
Shparky2197: The base robots deck
LathosTiran: the meta is from the 'before card sleves' times
Shparky2197: So, it's a good stuff deck?
Marvoleath: @Xx_JAG_xX not much, what's the meta with you?
Xx_JAG_xX:
@Marvoleath 
Shparky2197:
@Marvoleath 
frank_the_great: Are there conceivable ways of going infinite?
Shparky2197: Not that I can see, but I'm not good at breaking the game
Mashamino: probably
jupiteriae: @frank_the_great yeah!
Greendrag13: A boss that punishes you for doing well. I hate it
Marvoleath: @Greendrag13 just like my last manager
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CaptainSpam: Sudden showdown in 3 rounds.
Shparky2197: Well probably see a sudden showdown, at this rate
Bearudite: I wonder if you have to remove the bananas after the game
Mashamino:

Mashamino:

Xx_JAG_xX:
hell yeah 
TheAinMAP:

KWardJenx: Nice! Dunk on that captain!
Bearudite: this game slaps
accountmadeforants:
Yeah this was rad
Dog_of_Myth:

Shparky2197: Game good, stream good, thanks Wheeler!
Marvoleath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Adam has been left alone, what will he play? Nobody knows!) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (28m from now).
RealGamerCow: helllll yea crib
spethycakes: oh I love cribbage!
SnackPak_: yooo
KWardJenx: Really? I love that for us
Shparky2197: This'll be fun
Earthenone: ohh nice
RealGamerCow: oh wow
Juliamon: oooh
accountmadeforants: Oh wow
Earthenone: !patreon
Juliamon: I think I have some of that!
Earthenone: !pride
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Shparky2197: Neat!
avjamethyst: so many glass beads
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: I have a lot of that game behind me.
Solo_Support: 😔 get well soon ben
frank_the_great: TLOU2 in order LFG
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Shparky2197: There are few who do not fear the wrath of Heatherz and they don't last long
Shparky2197: Heather,*
Solo_Support: Finally!
Marvoleath: cóóbe!
KWardJenx: Nice! Love the Ladies Cube
Earthenone:
do you have that meany women on staff or did you have to suplement with the gays? 
Solo_Support: LETSGO
TheAinMAP:

KWardJenx: Seamless recovery Wheeler.
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the cool stream!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Shparky2197: Bye, thanks, see you all soon
Bearudite: lol
TheAinMAP: Good bye, Ben.
accountmadeforants:

Kentosaurus: great bit
OmegaPlatinum: lmao
e_bloc: best case scenerio: CYOA. second place, Putt Putt
OmegaPlatinum: He *is* a natural
Juliamon: CYOA usually needs to be scheduled to make sure Paul and Beej are available
e_bloc: @Juliamon it's true, I doubt it is even a possibility. but it's so good when they do it
tehcrashxor: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Adam has been left alone, what will he play? Nobody knows!) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (16m from now).
e_bloc: I like to think he doesn't know either and it ends up being a W+P situation
Diabore: hell yeah another subnautica stream
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