Shparky2197: Hello and good morning from Aus, how are we all today?
TXC2: hello Shparky2197 welcome
Juliamon: Recovering
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TXC2: from lets nope? or more accurately, the Adam bans the chat stream?
Manae: !next
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Juliamon: look, sometimes you just gotta have an unhinged wheel party
Juliamon:
TXC2: CONTACT
Kentosaurus:
praise the wheel 
Shparky2197: I am sorry I missed it yesterday, but hey, that's what the VODs are fir
TXC2: exactly
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Shparky2197: Meanwhile, time for me to try to play magic while watching them play magic. Let's see how it goes
Shparky2197: I must have a dirty mind, that message seems so ... suggestive.
Wiliart: It does suggest a kind of magic.
TXC2: I believe Prince Phillip used to call the queen "cabbage" as a pet name, so yeah
beowuuf: i caught up on that adam vod, but didnt notice i was on 1.5x speed. I made it so much more unhinged.... if that's possible
TXC2: Here we GO!
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TXC2: NEVER!
IbunWest: goodbye chair
Wolfstrike_NL: o7 chair
Shparky2197: Hello, Cori, how are you!
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mox_cubit_zirconium: But... but chair!
megaflycraft: Twas such a nice chair, shame
Foxmar320: That escalated quickly
Kentosaurus:
I would never betray the wheel
Wiliart:
o7
beowuuf: it had a good run
Creideiki_SE: Chair is my favourite streamer!
Flyingdelorion: Hello chair and chat!
TXC2: hello Flyingdelorion welcome
TXC2: Hello Cori
ArdCollider: hi Bob
Flyingdelorion: Hello Cori and thank you @TXC2
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TXC2: !dragonshield
Diabore: solo cori this week or cori and friend?
TXC2: Cori has chair as friend
Shparky2197: Should we get the huggable bear friend as co-host?
EvilBadman: You have all of us. And TXC2.
TXC2:
EvilBadman thanks, I'm the Zoidburg of LRRchat 
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 now txc2's the popular one!
A_Dub888: “anything could happen” *Adam crashes through the wall dressed as Macho Man yelling “OH YEAAAAAHHHH” *
mox_cubit_zirconium:
Shparky2197: Big oofs
Diabore: land land imo
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A_Dub888: uh ohhh, poxyyy
TXC2: the hottest band out of Omashu: the poxbois!
A_Dub888: @TXC2 Omashu or New Ozai?
pleonasticTautology: it'll quench ya.
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patbaer: 68... we're so close.
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TXC2: A_Dub888 well they're were loyalists, so Omashu
noSmokeFire: you're okay with Momo dying??
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TehAmelie: what's happening? are we winning?
IbunWest: now we just need a sac outlet
A_Dub888: @TehAmelie Magic is The Gathering, does that count?
TXC2:
Momo could die every episode and I wouldn't bat an eye, Appa gets taken ONCE I kill people 
TehAmelie: i mean, the real winners is the ones who have fun am i right
TehAmelie: Momo never loses his "emergency rations" status does he
Diabore: it kind of was, hei bai moves counter when it leaves
TXC2: !card hei bai
LRRbot: Did you mean: Hei Bai, Spirit of Balance; Hei Bai, Forest Guardian
TXC2: !card hei bai, spirit
LRRbot: Hei Bai, Spirit of Balance [2{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Bear Spirit [3/3] | Whenever Hei Bai enters or attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Hei Bai. / When Hei Bai leaves the battlefield, put its counters on target creature you control.
TXC2: ah leaves, not dies
Diabore: our momo also is a leaves trigger to, which ive tried in standard pixie lists
Diabore: feels like octopus form
TXC2: Momo does have a touch of the fae about him
Diabore: or that
Diabore: big sads
TXC2:
and we lose
RealGamerCow: so close
mox_cubit_zirconium: Pretty good on a mull to 5 doh
TXC2:
well opp is sliver 1 when we're bronze 1 so
patbaer:
s0lesurviv0r: ecin
TXC2: 68: the non meme number
TXC2: well TIL
A_Dub888: *68 looks at its neighbors * I’M SPECIAL TOO DAMMIT
Diabore: ah there they are
SolarBlitz1: I've been finding that Arena can have some real hang time at the moment
TehAmelie: i don't know if the deck shuffler recognizes dramatic irony
TXC2:
SolarBlitz1 it does it for me all the time
mox_cubit_zirconium: Building Kick!
TXC2:
MadWolf1290: very different movie
Brozard: James Hong!
noSmokeFire: hey, bae
Shparky2197: So, I got dumpstered. I love playing against WU mill/airbend
TehAmelie: such a hard working fan
TXC2:
spending much to do little? are they the government?
RealGamerCow: 07
mox_cubit_zirconium: o7
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Brozard: Me bringing a 5/4 beetle to the Boku no Natsuyasumi fighting ring
kyosokun: I dunno what just happened, but lots of stuff died just as I joined XD
arty021: I drafted first time today, not happy, 1 win
JKBalch: Gone with the Blastwave was such a good webcomic
MadWolf1290: choices were made
hypergirlie_hyperpop: in fairness, they were good creatures
Micalovits: Hello friends!
kyosokun: That'll do it
TXC2: kyosokun coincidence?! yes!
TXC2: hello Micalovits welcome
mox_cubit_zirconium: Dammit James!
TXC2:
arty021 welcome to the club
TehAmelie: it had its moments
SolarBlitz1: Such a good webcomic
JKBalch: Woof
TehAmelie: a sea of flowers, if you will
TXC2: twins Basil!
arty021: @TXC2 I doubt I will do it anymore, I don't have knowledge for that, and it cost $5 basically to go quick draft
TXC2: arty021 fair, I only do it because I have enough gold to do it for "free"
TehAmelie: whoa, the merchant can be in two places at once
TehAmelie: or is he really his brother?
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the person is a meat puppet, the hats are the brothers
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TehAmelie: what does the Kathleen in your head tell you?
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noSmokeFire: I know a good joke for getting into the aristocrats mindset, but I don't think I can say it with TOS
TXC2: !quote Kathleen
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A_Dub888: @TehAmelie that I should listen to King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
TXC2: thanks? Kathleen
CommiePuddin: Oh I forgor sorry
Diabore: its been about 6 months i think?
Shparky2197: @A_Dub888 Very correct
CommiePuddin: I'm not a smart man
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Gekyouryuu: Howdy, Cori. Have you been following the news about "Project R.E.D."?
Gekyouryuu: Supposedly we should be getting a look at the new Gavan soon, if it's not out already
Gekyouryuu: Nice!
Shparky2197: Yay! Good one you, Cori
A_Dub888: Motorcycle Man: Top me!
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Gekyouryuu: Zeztz has actually been annoying me... because it's good, and the toys look cool, and I'm still busy collecting Geats and Gotchard stuff, so I have neither the funds nor room for another season's worth of stuff, but i want it...
TehAmelie: "this is not what i thought 'top gear' meant"
Gekyouryuu: Yes
A_Dub888: Materialism strikes again!
TehAmelie: it's a relief to me when i think of how much clutter i've avoided by having no money
Gekyouryuu: Because the problem with toku toys is that I can either buy them while they're airing and expensive, or i can wait to pick them up later... when they're REALLY expensive
TehAmelie: in their shoes i'd just attack so many times
TehAmelie: like, two or three until we're dead?
TXC2: Hi James
Micalovits: Oh, james was close! That was why
TehAmelie: it's a James!
Flyingdelorion: Hello James!
ContingentCat: lol pet cabbage is fun
RealGamerCow: my cabbages!
TXC2: I assume you know nothing of the Avatar TV show either?
Wolfstrike_NL: Cori might have cursed that chair James, she demanded 1000 bits and ransom was not paid.
A_Dub888: But I play on console, I don’t have Alt F4
Vinewood_OG: You gotta spin the wheel!
ContingentCat: well starting timing out chat and apparently that happens
noSmokeFire: step 1: antagonize chat
TehAmelie: classic tap, tap, concede
CaptainSpam: Time to start spinning wheels and running In The Hall Of The Mountain King.
TXC2:
LRR needs Firefox with ad block so much
noSmokeFire: yarr
CaptainSpam: ARR
A_Dub888: At
ContingentCat: r7
A_Dub888: thanks autocorrect…
EvilBadman:
If you're gonna fiddle with anything, please god turn down Hall of the Mountain King 
Shparky2197: Wooo, not me
arty021: anywhere?
Wiliart: r out
flouncy_magooo: Wooo!
Vinewood_OG: Undefeated
Gekyouryuu: To the sea!
carthon16: sup everyone how it going how the magic game going
TXC2: hello carthon16 we opening packs
Shparky2197: From the gifts in the messages?
TXC2: Shparky2197 those give 3 packs
carthon16: @TXC2 nice anything good pulled
Shparky2197: hmmm, true
TXC2: Morbs
TXC2: Brawl
ContingentCat: oh capitalism
TXC2: brawl good, needs like 200 cards banned from it, but brawl good!
Shparky2197: I play against the bot ... mainly I worry that my deck is embarrassingly bad, so I make sure it's playable against the bot first usually
Snowwraith: They only did starting from like mid-way through FF's release.
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QuixoticScrivener: the jump in set is worth playing as well, it has so many unique cards
TXC2: your accountant should know
carthon16: they should give you a free draft if you draft in IRL
TehAmelie: that's for James giving me a code for Arena back when
Shparky2197: @QuixoticScrivener I have been enjoying that relaxed sort of play
EvilBadman: Ty Lee is great
A_Dub888: Magic cards are good
A_Dub888: @EvilBadman you’re great
SolarBlitz1: The cruel face going round the table jump scaring everyone
TXC2: a cowl
flouncy_magooo: I'm a bit out of the loop, Magic-wise. Do they still make sets that aren't based on existing IPs?
TehAmelie: Avatar's animals crack me up. especially the spider fly, never seen, only mentioned in tales about how it gets caught in its own net
flouncy_magooo: Oh, Lorwyn! I know that name!
flouncy_magooo: Right!
RatherLargeToad: kind of 3.5 each sing LotR might as well be a magic plane
RatherLargeToad: *since
TXC2: yes, Maro has said 7 sets next year is an aberration
TXC2: the D&D set
SolarBlitz1: Maro also said that we wouldn't get UB in standard, I believe. Things change as line go up
arty021: my oppo have 145 life, 65 creatures, 5 enchanments and 2 planewalkers on board
lirazel64: Allies is a great deck.
TXC2: 2005 when it started
EvilBadman: james was busy starting an internet juggernaut
Shparky2197: Yeah, I watched a bit when it came out, I really ought to rewatch it.
Bruceski: I was right in the "unemployed washout former college student" demographic when Avatar came out and somehow missed it.
TehAmelie: it's a very good cartoon. i have high hopes for the third series
lirazel64: It's slow to.get going, but good.
Gekyouryuu: It's never too late to watch it, James
TXC2: I started with season 2 when I was 17, thought it was fantastic
DAC169: I think blue/black was the card draw pair
Gekyouryuu: U/B
QuixoticScrivener: Dimir is draw 2
ContingentCat: that's an adult cartoon though
Wolfstrike_NL: What about What if...?
Gekyouryuu: You might enjoy Smiling Friends
TXC2:
I wouldn't say light-hearted, there IS a war going on
Capt_clown: Bojack was so good but also a very rough watch but in a good way
flouncy_magooo: Did you know that the first cartoon marketed to adults was the Flintstones?
QuixoticScrivener: You sound like you might like Legend of Korra better.
TXC2: oh for sure
TXC2: 8-12 deserve good entertainment
Capt_clown: The tone is light hearted enough for kids while not talking down to them about serious issues
DAC169: @flouncy_magooo isn't Betty Boop older?
Going_Medium: I missed bluey, and I heard it was delightful.
TXC2: James "curling dad" Turner
flouncy_magooo: @DAC169 Oh fair, point. Maybe it was prime time cartoon? I forgor.
ContingentCat: well christmas is coming, time to start planting ideas
A_Dub888: @TXC2 Curl me Daddy James
Capt_clown: I need that to be a show. Soccer parents but it's all about curling
QuixoticScrivener: be the change you want to see, take your nieces curling
ContingentCat: do ittt
TXC2:
A_Dub888 nope nope nope
DAC169: @flouncy_magooo possibly. I think Betty Boop was just some shorts before movies
TehAmelie: everything i've ever heard and seen of kids sports tells me it should be a honeypot for child protective services cases
Fluffy776:
Kids love rocks!
SolarBlitz1: Curling rock, but no lane to practice in?
Gekyouryuu: One each, or one to share?
ContingentCat: yeah 13 year old girls are majorly into curling lol
Capt_clown: Or, hear me out, a Mighty Ducks reboot BUT in the vain of Slapshot
Athelgar: rocks do come from the mines that the kids yearn for
Wolfstrike_NL: Curling Rock it is
EvilBadman: big broom
Bruceski: I don't think I'd have the stones (pun intended) to give kids rocks for Christmas. Feels like it'd end badly.
DarktanUK: I want the slidey shoe
DarktanUK: Thanks
Going_Medium: At their request I just bought my nieces archery equipment. A nice recurve and arrows.
Shparky2197: I know that my sisters would have loved a curling rock, if only to beat my head in with when I was being a shithead
Going_Medium: For christmas
EvilBadman: oh man i would love a service that used my payment info to buy me presents so I have less stress getting myself nice things
ContingentCat: my neice is almost 2, I'm looking forward to being a weird aunt
EvilBadman: wait i am married
A_Dub888: gran gran!
Fluffy776:
I still gotta finish making a spear for my niece. 5 isn't too young to learn shield and spear tactics, right? 
Mr_Horrible: I mean, loot every time you waterbend also p good for a 1-drop
EvilBadman:
They do 
Mr_Horrible: I think that Shrek had an immeasurable spiritual cost, actually, Cori
TXC2: Fluffy776 of course not....she Greek right?
wedge_x: I can send y'all some more Grape Nuts
EvilBadman: Whatcha want. I need your shipping info
Shparky2197: Pressing x to doubt on that one, James
EvilBadman: and sin
TehAmelie: @Fluffy776 i think that's the age most kids get their first spear (in Clan of the Cave Bear)
TXC2:
sin? all 7 baby
Wolfstrike_NL: Did you catch some of Alex and Graham's GMM?
Fluffy776:
@TXC2 no but she doesn't have good muzzle discipline so a crossbow / nerf gun is out 
ContingentCat: oh no room temp monster is badd
DMGlol: is james still banned in chat
Mr_Horrible: yeah, energy drink you generally want to be as cold as possible [derogatory]
EvilBadman: @DMGlol no, i can see him, adjust your TV
Shparky2197: Hi, I drink energy drinks to help me survive retail. I'm sure that's 90% of the market for them
Fluffy776:
@TehAmelie Perfect!
Mr_Horrible: I remember having a White Monster once and it was nondescript and therefore too expensive at its price point
DarktanUK: I dread to think what flavour white is meant to be
ContingentCat: oh yeah are you still blocked on his phone?
Mr_Horrible: I'll ocassionally grab a red bull if it's a new flavor and on sale (the fiji apple holiday ones have been nice)
TXC2: Fleem vs Appa
TehAmelie: is that the secret or vodka red bull? you chill the vodka to below freezing so you taste nothing of the energy drink?
TehAmelie: *of
Bruceski: Back in the 90s I grabbed some strawberry-ish flavor of Sobe that tasted horrible. Weird mix of sweet and salty. Then that afternoon I helped move a rock wall in the sun. After all that sweating it was absolutely delicious.
TehAmelie: that streak of losses before was all due to mana flooding, right?
TehAmelie: the James curse works in unexpected ways
TXC2:
I play arena everyday, 2 land hands don't draw lands, 4 land hands only draw lands
Shparky2197: Yeah, the PRNG is fun
Shparky2197: Pseudo-random, because computer
TXC2: in many ways MtG is the Wright brother's plane of TCGs
DAC169: I haven't been liking the Avatar events because all my losses have been either I start with mana problems, or the OP plays something that ruins me & then I draw nothing but land
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tipulsar85: ding
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Shparky2197: Unfortunately, our experiences playing Arena say otherwise
DAC169:
statistically speaking, this is normal for Arena 
TehAmelie: jeez Aim, what's it like to have all the answers?
Diabore: we're just dead actually
Diabore: ?????
Diabore: or not
TXC2: shocked they didn't pump again
Diabore: cadets could pump again
Bruceski: next draw is a tapland?
EvilBadman: i love hearing the wheels turn for James' "I will solve this"
TXC2: !break
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QuixoticScrivener: pile shuffle our deck
DAC169:
"get contact with the land" we gonna Earthbend? 
Bruceski: take a quick look at the deck to make sure nothing went weird. Is it speaking Latin? Head rotating around?
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and James
Shparky2197: See you, TXC2, I hope you get good sleep
Mr_Horrible:
James kinda looking like 
there
Mr_Horrible: g'night TXC2
carthon16:
TehAmelie: wait Toph is like 10
TehAmelie: ooh
Diabore: its a momo
TehAmelie: Momo the lemur
QuixoticScrivener: avatar 2 has a polar bear dog as a pet
Diabore: i cant remember the species, so its a momo
Diabore: oh... yeah... that
ContingentCat: why?
Diabore: not a fucking iota
TehAmelie: haven't watched the second one yet
Vinewood_OG: Yeahhh about that
KilrenKrae: nope
7gorobei: nope
ContingentCat: I forgot it existed until you mentioned it
Diabore: im here for james losing his mind
cobthegreat: I had a coworker who was obsessed
KilrenKrae: and digging holes of course
Diabore: i did not like the first one and purged the details from my brain
Capt_clown:
No, I honestly do not think anyone does but you KNOW it will make bank... because pretty colors 
ContingentCat: no eascaping the pit
petey_vonwho: I watched the first one, and it was nothing special. Not sure why it's getting sequals
SolarBlitz1: I didnt see the second one, but I heard it's basically the first movie just underwater this time. And they keep redoing the same "child is kidnapped" plot inside it
CaptainSpam: There was a recent Avatar pinball table released by Jersey Jack Pinball. I swear, the names apparently used in Avatar movies are TERRIBLE for pinball, where you have to recognize what you're doing quickly.
Diabore: @petey_vonwho it made a billion dollars
Capt_clown:
Hell, even Cameron is over the whole thing 
SolarBlitz1: So if the third is now just the first movie but on FIRE I quit
TehAmelie:
James just wants fewer Jameses for competition 
Diabore: lets start with getting rid of the other james turners, then we can move on to the broader james'
CaptainSpam:
Surely it would be Cameron James, then?
Vinewood_OG: The guy that made the terminator is pro AI. Bus that and his Ferngully rip off.
Greyah: You kill me? No, I kill me.
Shparky2197: Well done, James
ContingentCat: what is time?
Shparky2197: Why you do this to us
Greyah: @ContingentCat Time is a flat roundshape.
TehAmelie: how did you two meet?
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Shparky2197: There seems to be a lot of meeting people at Desert Bus
Shparky2197: So look forward to Dan Olsen joining the crew in 2032
Diabore: jordan too iirc
Diabore: from desert bus
Shparky2197: Oooh, this sounds like a job for the VST!
ContingentCat: so not counting butan butan
ghyllnox: Excluding lost footage, presumably
TehAmelie: some pol, i think it was the governor?
EvilBadman: Fugi is compiling a similar list for...reasons
Wolfstrike_NL:
@EvilBadman That's more then I was willing to say 
CaptainSpam: Suddenly, "Sokar is typing..."
ContingentCat: @EvilBadman interesting hmm
Diabore: we did a win!
DAC169:
countered Combustion Man! OP conceded!
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun was jordan from desert bus too?
A_Dub888:
ContingentCat: I
TehAmelie: Combustion Man is so fragile
Diabore: i know he was at 10 from the documentary
EvilBadman: You literally said Fugi's broad idea for next year (the BIG list)
KilrenKrae: i am from iowa, ive only met the people hree
KilrenKrae: wouldnt recommend
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Tevildo: no, europe
Shparky2197: It is currently 9:38 AM NSW time
Bruceski: Every time is morning if you sleep late enough
Tevildo: 11:30
DarktanUK: 1030pm uk
ContingentCat: that's not that late for some people James
Tevildo: it could be morning
Greyah: Morning is an illusion. So are pants.
NonchalantAvenger: middle east is 00:39
Athelgar: morning is a state of mind lol\
sephsays: morning's more like a state of mind, y'know?
KaleidoscopeMind: morning is a social construct
TehAmelie: i'm in Sweden but i like to make my schedule around BC time
NonchalantAvenger: beej would argue
Bruceski: @Greyah I roll to disbelieve
ContingentCat: that's why I like the night, it's quiet and nice
Bruceski: Today I woke up with some weird "get up and go" energy so I went grocery shopping while it was still dark outside. Made for a very chilly walk.
KaleidoscopeMind: so what new things have we shown our cabbage baby?
Vinewood_OG: Agreed
ContingentCat: I used to do really early grocery shopping coming home from working overnight, it's great
Diabore: oh yeah did adam unblock you yet james
loufghyslaufey:
Better than Fantastic! its Thriving, 
TehAmelie: i've done that since 2020. now it's weird if i have to go in the middle of the day, try to navigate around all the people
Shparky2197: I wish I could work mornings at my supermarket, but I'm stuck on night shift
damela42: Do you think you would ever do another "1 of everything and rank" from McDonalds morning menu (or a different place) that you did from the Sub-A-Thon?
NonchalantAvenger: omg yesterday stream was BANANANANAS
ContingentCat: you know what happens when you challenge cht
NonchalantAvenger: totally unhinged
raulghoulia: adam is great as his job James and you should take him out to a fancy dinner
NonchalantAvenger: i want what adam took... i wanna feel that all-powerful
KilrenKrae: watch the vod and youtube vid from last night be the most watched video in lrr history
Shparky2197: Means I can hang out with you all, but I'm starting to get very sick of trying to do all my housework and then go do paid work
Greyah: Any dinner can be fancy if you dress up for it.
NotCainNorAbel: themed snacks?
glitched_goddess: McDonald’s doesn’t count James
ContingentCat: but you're here
loufghyslaufey:
The "Jekll Hyde" jingle from Arthur?
loufghyslaufey:
Coup who though? 
glitched_goddess: Jamestown is a bad name choice lol
CaptainSpam: Loading, James. RUN!
KaleidoscopeMind: loading james run
NotCainNorAbel: JamesTurnerRun
Bruceski: "Stage a coup and then you can take everyone out" sounds like the wrong order
Going_Medium: Turner broadcast network?
MrTheWalrus: okay but then you’d have to be in charge
KaleidoscopeMind: poutine?
ContingentCat: red lobster?
NonchalantAvenger: fancy dinner = wndys
DAC169: Wendy's ain't fancy
NonchalantAvenger: huh
Tevildo: loadJames, ReadyJames, RunJames
KaleidoscopeMind: 8 poutines?
SolarBlitz1: We reinstate them
NotCainNorAbel: ??? Profit
ContingentCat: naps because poutine
NonchalantAvenger: 1/2 a paul
raulghoulia: youre really set on ousting graham and paul and indecisive on where to eat
Shparky2197: When you're known to have a weakness for falling in holes, staffing a coup seems like a bold and risky choice
flyingPancake12: and that way they can still do graham & paul streams
TehAmelie: your employers (us) might also object
Shparky2197: Staging*
Vinewood_OG: Big Mood
EvilBadman: We have coup at home
KaleidoscopeMind: do YOU want to do the payroll?
KaleidoscopeMind: and all that math?
NorthstarTex: LRR needs beej
DAC169: "You mean payroll's still here?! D: " - James
Mr_Horrible: "Beej is still here???" - a shocked cry not uncommon in the LRR office
loufghyslaufey: What? Did James really think he could pull off what they be dubious over in A Murica?
NotCainNorAbel: !patron
NonchalantAvenger: SCORE!
Shparky2197: Fiscal responsibility is also not among my strong points either, James, I feel you on that one
TehAmelie: any dailies left?
DAC169: eh, just gp get a win. that'll get you the coins
Mr_Horrible: "yeah, we're more of a bvatar..."
DAC169: go*
loufghyslaufey: Accursed limited prize system...
Diabore: not exactly, experience counters go on the player
loufghyslaufey: Dragon > Mad Princess Lord
glitched_goddess: siege engine is also really good
NonchalantAvenger: vampire
ContingentCat: vampire
NonchalantAvenger: EZ
Greyah: Skeleton easy
Greyah: Skeletons are inherently funny
KingOfDoma: Vampire in a walk. Only one with confirmed sentience
glitched_goddess: I’m already a skeleton just with extra meat
SolarBlitz1: Just wear a morph suit all day as a skeleton and you're basically human
reigrawr: skeleton because then you get to do the skeleton voice
EvilBadman: Vampire to convert the folks that also want to be vampires
raulghoulia: I want to be a skeleton and a ghost and a zombie occupying three forms
loufghyslaufey: Watch. The moment Azula is played, that same dragon you denied will just swoop in & eat her whole.
glitched_goddess: trebuchet my beloved
ContingentCat: as a vampire I'd have an excuse to need to be invited anywhere
NonchalantAvenger: vampires have Fun!
TehAmelie: if i was Azula i'd simply not crack under the contradicting demands of the totalitarian state
Tevildo: skeletons are so noisy, tho
Greyah: Zombies are so stinky though
raulghoulia: ghost ghost ghost
137 raiders from SergeYager have joined!
LurkerSpine: Eh we got plenty of land in the world tbh
EvilBadman: Be buried at a golf course. This solves nothing, but is funny
Shparky2197: Owww, the idea that I'll own more land dead than alive hurts
TehAmelie: i'm donating my body to science!
KingOfDoma: Getting cremated cuz I don't believe in the draft, even for The Skeleton War
SergeYager: Happy Canalmas!!
phoenixfeather14: Happy Canalmas!
Wicker_Guide:
Happy Canalmas 
Shparky2197: Welcome raiders!
Aenir798: Timberborn
TheElrad: Beavergame
DAC169:
hi Serge! 
hi Serge's raiders!
KaleidoscopeMind: beaverCraft
Tandtroll_OG: It was an excellent canal
TheElrad: why are you jumping into the Avatar?
sephsays: there were several canals
Vinewood_OG: Ooh I forgot the "c" which would explain the DMs
loufghyslaufey:
Nah, Pizza(cake?) Comic keeps contemplating it in an alternate timeline &... eh, the living dead are not what they seem,
gualdhar: maybe airbend over it
TheElrad:
ask first?
glitched_goddess:
pierogis 
Brozard: What is this, the end of GMM?
Brozard: fair, just being a butt
loufghyslaufey: Oh. A Isekai Sentai parody?
glitched_goddess: I watched season 2 and just never got around to watching more lol
Vinewood_OG: Oh no
Ms_LadyMix: Wow that's a bummer of a problem
Wicker_Guide: I dislike it, but I agree Netflix isn't wrong about it
Shparky2197: I've also heard there's content warning for the latest season, avoid if you don't want to see pet harm
TehAmelie: i'm watching The Bear. can't blink or you'll miss some critical backstory
Snowwraith: I feel it's kind of insulting to the audience somewhat because if people do care enough they will pay attention? Or watch it again, even!
Vinewood_OG: I loved season 4, but I have a bad feeling. Like back half of GoT bad.
loufghyslaufey: I... don't know. I stare at Stranger Things at about my same preference with... Gravity Falls!? Which is... oddly low.
Ravynn: I suspect they have the numbers to prove that most people don't rewatch episodes that way
Brozard: My partner and I are finishing up Frieren in prep for the new season in a month
Mazrae: I tend to eat while I watch tv
NonchalantAvenger: being an 80's kid means we got the best of both worlds
NonchalantAvenger: played with sticks but still had ICQ
Brozard: also, Slow Horses!
ContingentCat: I like that part of going to the movies in theatre, you have to stop looking at the phone or everyone'll hate you
Snowwraith: @Ravynn But also a lot of people already didn't pay that much attention to a lot of TV. A common thing people mention they like watching is just "turn brain off not pay attention" TV.
loufghyslaufey: Oh I just use my phone to watch that TV "streamline."
xantos69: Hey gamers. How is this going?
NonchalantAvenger: Pluribus?? very unique
Vinewood_OG: Slow Horses is very good
raulghoulia: I fell into the Pitt a month ago and am jonesing for season 2 next month hard
TehAmelie: The Bear is a bit like BoJack. dysfunctional people dealing with their problems badly
tidehollowcat: i went into Stranger Things season 5 with low expectations so it’s been great so far.
NonchalantAvenger: also Apple tv is frickin' great
EvilBadman: I need to pick A Man on the inside back up
NonchalantAvenger: high quality content
xantos69: I'm old school. LRR is the only content I stream. Everything else I just get the DVD.
ContingentCat: I switch between netflix and apple music when there's enough there to be watching a bunch
Diabore: i have no subscriptions other than 2 twitch channels, thats it
Mattmitchell45: As a very skeptical gamer, Mythic Quest on Apple is great
Shparky2197: I should prune my subscriptions
loufghyslaufey: @Brozard Also intriguing. Its, its subtlely involved.
NonchalantAvenger: enough gold for draft
EvilBadman: well you asynchronously reminded me of Murders in the Building on bsky, so paying it back
TehAmelie: i've been waiting soo long to watch AMOTI with my cousin who keeps being a busy adult
NonchalantAvenger: i just thought it was a new murderer every season
EvilBadman: Will Oliver have actual character development? WHO KNOWS
loufghyslaufey: Frieren should win this upcoming year.
loufghyslaufey: No idea what anime wins this year.
TehAmelie: i've heard from a reliable source The Midsomer Murders ends up with more murders than there are people in Midsumer. funny what they can do on long running shows
loufghyslaufey: @Shparky2197 I tried ponderjng to start a whole year of MAX per BF special, but was too tired or lazy to committ a subscription.
TehAmelie: half saber-tooth moose, half saber-tooh lion
drewm1022: Oh CRUMBS
CaptainSpam: Crumbs, chief!
loufghyslaufey: Bloomburrow?
Shparky2197: We're just having fun
TehAmelie: you can't spell flunge without fun
ghizmou: at least we got some xp for our trouble
roastbeefsandwitch: good lord, that wall of green meat
KaleidoscopeMind: gotta be cabbages right?
KaleidoscopeMind: we have the pet
loufghyslaufey: So Food?
DAC169: saw that coming
raulghoulia: james what is it about mono red that speaks to you so well?
loufghyslaufey: Misdirect?
xantos69: Trick them into thinking you are holding up countermagic?
loufghyslaufey: Make them think you'rr playing more than one.
Diabore: thats a fun one
loufghyslaufey: Heh
Gekyouryuu: So, I just tabbed over to YouTube. Did anyone else not know there's a Sesame Street skit for Knives Out with a Muppet Benoit Blanc?
SolarBlitz1: That's what jumpstart is for! Quick learning
Shparky2197: It's not that broken, James
drewm1022: Opp's like "They couldn't possibly have another of those!"
magical_writer: So handsome and so humble
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loufghyslaufey: You've sais you alwaya looked thia way the day of your birth... <(=w=)>
Bruceski: octopus?
goombalax: I played against someone who had 5 octopus form
RoseBitter: Hi chat, I'm bored at work so Im actually tuned in for an evening stream
SolarBlitz1: You can wait till after blocks
drewm1022: Let 'em block and then do that?
DAC169: let them block first?
Diabore: pas to blockers, then you can kill them
TehAmelie: chat is helping!
loufghyslaufey: Or more factually,
Bruceski: woo, called the octopus
ContingentCat: just turn the cards sideways
MDK_Marshal: Bish bash Bosh
TehAmelie: firebending woo!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hello @LoadingReadyRun Cori, James. When do I get to meet Handsome James?
reigrawr: dark ritual says hello
Gekyouryuu: Love that we got a green achievement by playing mono red
ArtOfStuttering: Wait, aren't you just Olivia cosplaying as Handsome James?
glitched_goddess: if you love them let them go
thedepthandbreadthofseth:
title said drafting... is this a Jump Start stream? unfollow!
TehAmelie: oh i guess that cheevo was made up with mana dorks in mind
loufghyslaufey: More actually, James hasn't played magic in a "Desert Bus." I take it?
loufghyslaufey: Why? Its almost the same thing...
MDK_Marshal: Avatar SitStop
Gekyouryuu: Cori, were YOU aware there's a Sesame Street skit for Knives Out, with a Muppet Benoit Blanc, or are you just learning about it like I did?
drewm1022: I just watched Wake Up Dead Man, thought it was very good.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Avatar'll make ya... jump jump. The daddy mack'll make ya...
loufghyslaufey: @Gekyouryuu I mean, it feels like it dropped today, for a lot of people?
SolarBlitz1: D:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @loufghyslaufey pardon me, I need to go google something.
glitched_goddess: RU-FI-oh no a removal spell
TehAmelie: the actor's name is Dante right? he does some great voice
Gekyouryuu: @loufghyslaufey Oh, was it that recent? Youtube never recommends me anything newer than a month old
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @SolarBlitz1 After I rewatch fifth element.
Gekyouryuu: @thedepthandbreadthofseth It's called Forks Out
Diabore: oct 2025 is the nearest vid i found with the james, coincidentally with cori too
RoseBitter: cori and james are best friends, they go on adventures
glitched_goddess: muppets don’t actually eat
TehAmelie: DOES Cookie Monster eat cookies?
loufghyslaufey: @Gekyouryuu Let me guess, someone stole Cookie Monster's Cookies or Oscar's trashcan...
TehAmelie: i know he destroys them with his mouth but
Natimus_Prime: Cookies are oily, which would damage the puppet. Cookie Monster actually eats painted rice cakes.
Gekyouryuu: @loufghyslaufey Unsure. Haven't watched yet.
ArtOfStuttering: With how huge those creatures are, I thought we were playing against a green deck
coriolis_storm: They had a spare!
DarktanUK: You have to have two. They get lonely otherwise.
glitched_goddess: what a sell out
raulghoulia: is oregon trails the first rogue like?
RayFK: James can't he's banned
Aceviru: Ok seto kaiba
thedepthandbreadthofseth: direct challenge Graham for dilly bar supremacy!
RayFK: Do it coward
loufghyslaufey: Lmao, what?
Vinewood_OG: You heard the man
Diabore: i approve
thedepthandbreadthofseth: can you time out mods?
loufghyslaufey: @RayFK I second the heckling of the "coward," i think?
ContingentCat: Do itt
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I learned recently that if you moderate a mod, they lose their modhood.
Diabore: @thedepthandbreadthofseth certainly can, iirc it also takes the sword away
gualdhar: you can definitely time out mods
xantos69: On the one hand. I love the wheel. On the other hand, I think that would be bit infringement.
RayFK: I think it was due to me doing some mod things here and there
thedepthandbreadthofseth: nice!
Juliamon: thedepthandbreadthofseth it's complicated
RayFK: I mean yeah
RayFK: LRR can
Aceviru: Warn them
RayFK: That would be wild if a streamer could not ban a mod
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Jordan has big mod energy (/derogatory).
RayFK: The fact that it's only three might be surprising
ArtOfStuttering:
Got sent to the corner thrice
Fe1ix66: I believe Juliamon got shot once
loufghyslaufey: Oh, yeah. Like yesterday, maybe. Durjng "The Wheel" bit?
Juliamon: Adam chickened out and didn't hit any mods
Fe1ix66: coward
Juliamon: even though J came up several times!
SolarBlitz1: Mcusic?
Diabore: sfx
Diabore: huh
gualdhar: it doesn't make music at all apparently?
xantos69: Well that makes no sense.
DAC169:
James broke it 
Diabore: k you can turn sfx back down
thedepthandbreadthofseth: can it require two simultaneously?
ContingentCat: 69% make it nice
Aceviru: @Juliamon Mods getting hit for 1000 isn't worth it...now 2000, that's funny
xantos69: @Aceviru I strongly considered dropping the 100,000 bits to remove X from the wheel forever.
rustywir3s: It's pronounced tray bouquet
ContingentCat: Three buckets
DrLigmaPhD: It's very bucket
Marvoleath:
ContingentCat: Tresbuchet
KaleidoscopeMind: it boom
definenull: Oopsies
DAC169: did you try reading the card?
Diabore: sure says eazch
rustywir3s: lmaooooo
ghizmou: why would you do this to your own children
RayFK: Good thing you can use your 3 mana... oh wait
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Trey Bucket is my prefered South Park creator.
Aceviru:
Vinewood_OG: "Each!?"
ContingentCat: Words are hard
TehAmelie: so much roasted cabbage
gualdhar: so, what did we learn?
DrLigmaPhD: 5 mana for oe sided 5 damage would be insane
DAC169: good news, you can burn the wasp
ContingentCat: @TehAmelie Looks like coleslaw's back on the menu
glitched_goddess: today’s stream hosted by James, Cori, and Ms.Play
Marvoleath: Roku is busted, triggering on opponent attacks too
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Diabore: james magic cards are good now
gualdhar: bad lava axe sounds bad
DAC169: @ContingentCat you roast your coleslaw?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @DAC169 you can. I use it to stuff eggrolls.
Marvoleath: what's the Cole's Law?
ghizmou: in your defense, it's a reckless card played recklessly
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Marvoleath whatever can have a creamy mayo dressing in the Midwest, will have a creamy mayo dressing.
Mr_Horrible: glider symbol is one of the supplementary products yeah
Dread_Pirate_Westley: On the other hand, it does say "Reckless" in the name of the card. Reading more than that seems inappropriate somehow.
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Marvoleath: Yes, the hang glider symbol = TLE (jumpstart / eternal)
Mr_Horrible: I'd be wary of going down to 3, yeah
KaleidoscopeMind: just gotta boardwipe a few more times
thedepthandbreadthofseth: how many do we have, Cori?
Mr_Horrible:
gualdhar: THAT deals 5 damage
RayFK: Okay so THAT card says target creature
Marvoleath: bop it, twist it?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: it's a good card.
Shparky2197: We're helpers! just not good ones
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Aceviru: Roulette time
Mr_Horrible: Magic: the Gathering
thedepthandbreadthofseth: usually 18
Marvoleath: When it dies it comes back as spirit
SolarBlitz1: Makes a blocker
loufghyslaufey: Shrines? Again!? Gavin!
xantos69: To be fair... if they have removal you are going to die anyway right?
RareSeaKat: I had to check
KeytarCat: It's wednesday, my druids
Marvoleath:
Shparky2197: chump
DrLigmaPhD: Man, Shrines EDH is borderline a precon huh?
RayFK: Yes
RayFK: Because it comes back
loufghyslaufey: Wuh? Take again?
Mr_Horrible: you get the dragon back once
Marvoleath: Block with dragon, it comes back
RayFK: Due to the second part of it
loufghyslaufey: @Shparky2197 That's not what I heard
RayFK: YES
RayFK: YOU FUCKING SHOULD
Mr_Horrible: "He's reading the cards for an incredible reason"
Shparky2197: Oh, yeah, I should read it too
DAC169: read, and comprehend
Marvoleath: But there is so much text on them D:
gualdhar: whelp
Mr_Horrible: oh god, please stop, opponent
xantos69: Well, clearly he can do both.
Mr_Horrible: that'd be SO stupid
RayFK: Math is hard
RayFK: I get it
RayFK: Yeah you're dead
gualdhar: woof
Shparky2197: gg
Brozard: what a roller coaster
Marvoleath: Maybe they wont block
Mr_Horrible: "Actually, we've decided Magic sucks"
Diabore: !card fire lord ozai
LRRbot: Fire Lord Ozai [3B] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [4/4] | Whenever Fire Lord Ozai attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, add an amount of {R} equal to the sacrificed creature's power. Until end of combat, you don't lose this mana as steps end. / {6}: Exile the top card of each opponent's library. Until end of turn, you may play one of those cards without paying its mana cost.
Marvoleath: ^That's way too many words to read
thedepthandbreadthofseth: there's a great thing you can do there where you tap two lands first...
loufghyslaufey: Wong Shi Tong
KeytarCat: And they're so quiet!
xantos69: Pitch a land. You will draw more.
loufghyslaufey: But less Prejudice?
Marvoleath: always discard land
Marvoleath:
xantos69: If we lose I'll hold that L.
Marvoleath: !badadvice
LRRbot: "Both" is an option.
Mr_Horrible: "The year is 2025. An average Magic: the Gathering card is indistinguishable from an online copypasta. Marine Todd was a mechanically unique legendary creature in the latest Secret Lair product, further conflating the two."
DAC169: xantoL?
Marvoleath: xantos50 (joke brought by the Roman Empire)
TehAmelie: cheese!
Mr_Horrible: that's actually tough
DAC169: grilled cheese
magical_writer: can you alter the jelly ?
DAC169: no contest
Bruceski: I have a peanut allergy, so no contest
Marvoleath: easy cheese
ContingentCat: Cheese so easy
KaleidoscopeMind: can we use diff jelly and/or cheese?
GapFiller: grilled cheese AND pbj sandwich!
Geldaran: grilled cheese would have more variety.
TehAmelie: there's so many kinds of cheese you could try
Mr_Horrible: PB&J is more modular than a grilled cheese, but it also depends on where you think grilled cheese becomes a melt.
Brozard: When you say the rest of your life, do you just mean you can't have the other ever again, or that that is the *only thing* you can ever eat again?
DAC169: xantos, where's the land?
GapFiller: hmmm grilled cheese pbj sandwich sounds like an LRL bit in the making
Mr_Horrible: too busy thinking about sandwiches
Juliamon: Can you substitute other nut butters for the PB?
Mr_Horrible: work first, THEN (peanut butter &) banana
Juliamon: (did I ask that so I could type 'nut butters'? yes)
drewm1022: block and blaze!
drewm1022: ope.
Marvoleath: @Juliamon haha, they said "ers"
Mr_Horrible: I mean, you could slap some jam or aspic on a grilled cheese
SolarBlitz1: James, r u okay?
DAC169:
James right now: 
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xantos69: Ok, James I'm not to blame if you don't read your own cards.
Mr_Horrible:
wow, getting blocked by Adam last night really rattled you, huh James?
Juliamon: does ketchup count as a jam
xantos69: Block then first strike out the 6/5.
TehAmelie: grilled cheese is hardly complete without some kind of sauce, too. . .
Mr_Horrible: honestly it's got enough sugar these days I'd say yes, Juliamon
Mr_Horrible: love a nude grilled cheese
KeytarCat: The grill makes the cheese a sauce!
GapFiller:
Mr_Horrible Juliamon is it jam is the neu sandwich qube theory
KeytarCat: Toast with cheese sauce
Mr_Horrible: wow, we found the brightline
Mr_Horrible: mark your calendars, Dec 03 2025
ContingentCat: This is too far?
Marvoleath:
Mr_Horrible: Architect of his own downfall
KaleidoscopeMind: gotta give your sandwich some lingerie
SolarBlitz1: I am loving our scuffed games tonight
Marvoleath: #blameXantos
xantos69: Sure why not. I still stand by that choice.
Aceviru: Yeah, he's goals
KadmosTech:
ghizmou: Cori !
raulghoulia: the fire nation treat
Shparky2197: Cori, why?
Mr_Horrible: based tbh
KaleidoscopeMind: please dont
DrLigmaPhD: Come again?
KadmosTech:
RayFK: Hell yeah Cori
Aceviru: No she's right
Vinewood_OG: Ahhh the gas leak is back
Mr_Horrible: live your truth
JKBalch: We support Cori's crimes
DAC169:
plaidanddrpepper: Cori (positive)
ContingentCat: Cori!
distractfulilly: Cori can do no wrong your honor.
Mr_Horrible: Cori *is* typically the people's champ
Mr_Horrible: so this all scans
Mr_Horrible: "I am the Chat-rax, I speak for the dweebs"
kevenwith2es: Ripparoni pizza is what I'm having for dinner tonight.
KadmosTech:
mmm I just put pizza in the oven 
TehAmelie: is a folded cheese pizza a grilled cheese?
KadmosTech: @TehAmelie no, it is a taco
Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie only if you butter it
Juliamon: speaking of pizza and cheese, btw there was a huge shredded cheese recall in the US today
ghizmou: to shreds you say?
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon grater stocks up huge
xantos69: @TehAmelie No. You make pizza in the oven. Grilled cheese is made on a griddle or in a pan.
TehAmelie: koala sheep, the ultimate therapy pet
KadmosTech: High Koality Sheep
KeytarCat: It's a sheep with chlamydia!
DAC169: 90?
Marvoleath: Why are they bear
Mr_Horrible: now they're just saying numbers and shouting
Mr_Horrible: yeah, you get it on attacks
TehAmelie: koalas are bears
DrLigmaPhD: Can koala sheep eat almost anything or just one special plant?
Marvoleath: @TehAmelie sure aren't
TehAmelie: but what about drop bears?
xantos69: Don't forget to add that counter.
DAC169: Reckless Blaze!
SolarBlitz1: Getting burned by the reckless blaze is pretty on flavour tbf
Mr_Horrible: as much as I love calling James's bluffs this might be a bit out of my budget
Marvoleath: @TehAmelie They are under-koalafied
KaleidoscopeMind: it's still a LOT
KeytarCat: That's like 500k per person by my last count?
Mr_Horrible: fire sages gonna get outta control
Diabore: I dont want to give that much money to amazon james
ghizmou: we could cast 2x reckless blaze next turn
TehAmelie: you could probably bribe the neighbors and get a much fancier moonbase for 10 million
KaleidoscopeMind: @KeytarCat more if james does it after his coup
KadmosTech: @Diabore who is Amazon James?
DAC169: use Reckless Blaze!
Marvoleath: Give it in multiples of $5 to Wheeler in person
Vinewood_OG: Y'all got Zelle?
xantos69: What about if we just show up at the moonbase with a suitcase of cash and some kerosene?
gualdhar: SIX SEVEN
DAC169: Reckless Blaze is your friend!
JKBalch: can we send in boxes of cash to the PO box?
Aceviru: @Marvoleath I support this
Vinewood_OG: I'm not your paypal, payguy.
TehAmelie: banks are pretty useful for secure money transfers
KadmosTech: @JKBalch yes, but only nickels
Aceviru: Send them all your pennies
Mr_Horrible: I would assume they're trying to airbend the fire sages?
Shurtal: has anyone made a "Monk Gyatt-so" joke yet?
magical_writer: Now the fire sages can survive the blaze
Mr_Horrible: opponent I am confused
DAC169:
no Reckless Blaze 
xantos69:
50 Bits
Mr_Horrible:
just in time 
Mr_Horrible: @DAC169 the first one was reckless enough
xantos69: How much is enough?
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KeytarCat: My mom once won $50 in the Las Vegas airport casino and it came in quarters. So we had a bucket of quarters on our connecting flight
TehAmelie: just 9.999.999.9950 more
SolarBlitz1: What about the Dob?
Mr_Horrible:
DAC169:
@Mr_Horrible but we needed MORE 
Juliamon: please dab
Aceviru: ^
Aceviru: Lol
TehAmelie: thanks for having us!
Marvoleath: !cardkingdom
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Mr_Horrible: out-of-date is what it is
Juliamon: oh hey, time travel!
Mai_Andra: Adam take over. Only time outs.
Vinewood_OG:
KaleidoscopeMind: DAB: destroy all bacteria (by sneezing into your elbow)
Mr_Horrible:
never live team 
Marvoleath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Warhammer 40,000: Kill Team) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (1:03 from now).
Aceviru: Woo
Marvoleath: !schedule
Mr_Horrible: I will likely have to catch the vod of this talking sim but it looks cool
Mr_Horrible: like oldschool fantasy illustration stuff
Mr_Horrible: an extravaganza
Aceviru: Hell yeah
distractfulilly: Yay!
KWardJenx: Gonna be mayhem on Friday
Shparky2197: Bye gamers, it's been fun. See you all later! Thanks for the stream and the chat
Marvoleath: GLRRP!
ContingentCat:
Braise cude 
xantos69: Oh snap Cribbage?
KWardJenx: Thanks so much!
Aceviru: Make grilled cheese
ContingentCat: Thanks Cori and James
TehAmelie: watch two episodes of The Bear
Shparky2197: I'm going to do a tip run
Vinewood_OG: I already ate me PBJ
ContingentCat: Make a sandwich
Marvoleath:
but I don't like anime 
Juliamon: then uhhhh
Juliamon: don't watch anime
raulghoulia: truly a conundrum
Earthenone: !findquote anime
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