Nigouki: title change D:
SaxPython:

WriterRaven flops into chat in a vague state of existence
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote hammer
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Nigouki: !fart
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Datnade012: !next
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NotCainNorAbel:

WriterRaven: sagnorl
Mazrae:

Mazrae: The beacons! The beacons of LRR, they call for aid!
SaxPython:
Stev? 
SymphonySolstice: time for little plastic man fights
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TheAwkes: I'm not going to share that I'm on a 3-steam watch steak, but I will share that I think pushing it as a notification for me to click on is the lowest level, most inane, engagement bait I've ever seen Twitch try to integrate.
exeJayce: yeah I gotta say that's some bait (I just got the same thing)
SaxPython:
@TheAwkes 
Micalovits: Yuup, its pretty annoying
MWGNZ:

I_Am_Clockwork:
Heyho friend 
I_Am_Clockwork: friends* plural my 's' key is being sticky :C
I_Am_Clockwork: gotta do ome cleaning
MWGNZ: @I_Am_Clockwork you mean its being ticky
cidalfos: Another night of people getting shot on LLR. This time on a tabletop.
Micalovits: I hope they don't shoot chat tonight
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lamina5432: evening chat, anyone still tired from yesterday?
cidalfos: I just want to see a crapshot of Adam being called into a work meeting.
I_Am_Clockwork: @lamina5432 I was still chuckling throught the day
Dog_of_Myth:

SymphonySolstice: AFK: now there's 40 of them!
SaxPython:

lamina5432:

I_Am_Clockwork:
5000 here's some little men monies
MWGNZ: no neutrons tho, they know what they did
Micalovits:
1000 I too support the small men
NotCainNorAbel: LRR turns photons into electrons so I can turn electrons into photons
SymphonySolstice: polly pockets for grown adults
Dog_of_Myth:
500 For the paints for the little mans.
MWGNZ: mono scorpion
cidalfos: I'm working on some Boinggrot Bounderz working on the Gloomspite Gitz Spearhead. 😁
pleonasticTautology: Pfft.
Micalovits: Uhhh, those are some real nice Markers Max has
Lobo_Apache:
Good news is that Warp Coven now get 1 less operative to have to kitbash

ContingentCat: They said it couldn't be done
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WriterRaven:
Yalc
Cptasparagus: I'm using Yalc's Serge coasters right now!
Strebenherz: For a non-player, what is the context of the eyeball pizza?
ContingentCat: Oh I thought that was spider pizza
Shadowsoflife: Yalc the omicrafter
Strebenherz: are they like tokens?
Cptasparagus: @Strebenherz yeah indicators
Cptasparagus: if you can roll a cocked die in a purpose built dice tray, is there such thing as an uncockable die?
Lobo_Apache: it's really funny that we've seen pro players get baited out of playing primary ops
Micalovits:
Thank you for swapping the cams Paul 
LoadingReadyRun:
@Micalovits
Didn't notice that the camera was upside down 
TheWanderingNomad: Neat
Micalovits: Thats a mood
LunchB0x_13: just got here. is max playing charcarodons?
adept_nekomancer:
Finally, we've found a weird archaic unit of measure that America hasn't chosen to make standard use of 
pleonasticTautology:
"The chain (abbreviated ch) is a unit of length equal to 66 feet (22 yards), used in both the US customary and Imperial unit systems. It is subdivided into 100 links.[1][2] There are 10 chains in a furlong, and 80 chains in one statute mile.[2] In metric terms, it is 20.1168 m long." — https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chain_(unit)
pleonasticTautology: @adept_nekomancer chains are used to measure the spread of wildfires, according to this wiki.
pleonasticTautology: in US.
EmsLeigh: @adept_nekomancer UK has though, our railways are measured in miles and Chains
adept_nekomancer: Huh. Well, at least we don't have to try and use it for speed limits or anything down here.
pleonasticTautology: at 1 1/3 chains per hour, you're going to see some serious shit.
LordZarano: 'In India, "metric chains" of exactly 20 metres (65.62 feet) are used, along with fractions thereof.'
goombalax: I don't mean to cause no fuss, but can I buy your Arquebus
adept_nekomancer: Desert Arquebus for Hope
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! How goes the Warhammering?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: why do no metric people ever actually use the deci- parts?
pleonasticTautology: i'm glad i got to share a neat fact with you all.
Aceviru: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Go for it. See what's more efficient and popular by the end
Aceviru: Gotta keep measurements simple.
adept_nekomancer: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa I don't know of any standard deci- units, but atmospheric pressure is often reported in hectopascals.
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ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa:
I'm just often amused by how the argument for metric is how easily it divides by 10, then nobody ever does 
Aceviru: I won't refer to my 10mm socket as a 1dm socket
Micalovits: CAM!
Dog_of_Myth:

putz12a: You shouldn't, that would be a 1cm socket
Aceviru: Because 1.2dm is kind of a lot
putz12a: 1 dm is 10 cm or 0.1m
Lobo_Apache: It's a bold maneuver, let's see how it plays out
Aceviru: Sorry, you're correct.
Aceviru: I'm going backwards lol
Metalupis: shots shots shots
EmsLeigh: @Aceviru good because 10mm is 1cm not 1dm…
putz12a: LOL
adept_nekomancer: decaliters seems like it would be a useful-ish unit of measure.
PharaohBender27:

pleonasticTautology: i mean.
TheWanderingNomad: While power stancing?
pleonasticTautology: yeah.
pleonasticTautology: the neurodivergent need to make animal sounds.
pleonasticTautology: snrk.
EmsLeigh: I think I have seen decilitres on drink cans/bottles before
pleonasticTautology: yukon, max.
tidehollowcat: Cam, going loud. I've heard this one before.
PharaohBender27:
Yukon is a territory, not a state. 
adept_nekomancer: Alaska then.
pleonasticTautology: also "upstate" is a very... i don't know. it feels specific to new york? because there's so much of new york outside of nyc/long island.
gualdhar: if we mean "upstate" as "a part of a state further north than us" as is its usual meaning, there's a number of states which can have an upstate
gualdhar: from Victoria
adept_nekomancer: I don't think I've ever heard "upprovince" used. But it seems like it would be the correct term.
Aceviru: Yup
Dog_of_Myth: It's true
Aceviru: Please take them
Lobo_Apache: I'm sorry, the magic players smell worse than we do. It's rough
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: please
PharaohBender27:

lamina5432: true
Dog_of_Myth:

e_bloc: that is in fact the circle of life
RatherLargeToad: for fun, they should secretly include one D21
EmsLeigh: Do Not Ask the DnD players for dice, they do not share
MWGNZ: i saw the other day that someone made a d7 that rolled with the same probability as 2d6
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @EmsLeigh My dice are either very expensive or have personal significance. Only players I've known for years may touch.
DrLigmaPhD: @EmsLeigh My precious rocks are not for trade, doll-painter
PharaohBender27:

adept_nekomancer: They need all those dice. Except for the d12s.
Aceviru: Savage haha
Micalovits: @adept_nekomancer Hey now, we DM's use them somewhat often!
Getter404: Did someone say CHUNKY SALSA RULE?
lamina5432: D20 are probably pretty good from magic
EmsLeigh: And barbarians need a d12 about once a level
TheWanderingNomad: I mean what little of Shadownrun I played seemed fun
WriterRaven: I remember I tried to make a Shadowrun character once. Bounced off of the character creation process. Hard.
foopoiuyt: That's a bad time.
pleonasticTautology: galimede on bsky made a joke about transfemmes *reading* GLITCH but not *playing* GLITCH. felt incredibly seen.
RatherLargeToad: On,y Shadowrun I’ve played was the one for the SNES, which was pretty good
I_Am_Clockwork: it can be like that. It takes a good GM to keep the pacing fluid
LordZarano: Fun fact: you can get Countdown D24's that will roll down a slope in correct numerical order
Micalovits: I feel like I would just rather... Play GURPS in the shadowrun setting
Vinewood_OG: Stuck his hands in the Shark Dimension
jdragon272: I had debates into trying out Warhammer
Lobo_Apache: does it get around the restriction of no dash and charge in same activation?
Lobo_Apache: that's **Sick**
goombalax: charge, fight and hydrate
PharaohBender27: Oooh
TheWanderingNomad: Crab mech?
adept_nekomancer: Cam had delivered his intel marker
sanding_sand: Coming soon to the loading ready run store
Lobo_Apache: your insurance would either really low or really high in a 3d printed car
lamina5432: is the Cybertruck not already a printed car
EmsLeigh: who’s the Spanish guy who has 3d printed a go cart?
Earthenone: lrrCrab
fcloud:
@chat, i've never seen tabletop wh40k before. is this pretty much what it's like? 
Lobo_Apache: @fcloud this is specifically killteam. It's small units and more like chess rather than big 40k
LoadingReadyRun: @fcloud full 40k is a bigger game with more units, but the general idea is similar
control_rig: Booo
fcloud:
ty @Lobo_Apache
@LoadingReadyRun
pleonasticTautology: hatchbacks are best car.
Aceviru: Yes, but what is a xuv if not a bigger hatch
pleonasticTautology: @Aceviru bigger is worse.
Aceviru: I mean, it is until you age and realize people can't get that low anymore
Lobo_Apache: Dominate!! I love this tac op as a wrecka player
fcloud: do you think the song "get low" is actually about trying to enter a hatchback?
Aceviru: Nah. Shawty could already crawl into a hatch
Aceviru: They don't call her tallie
Shparky2197: Hey friends, tip run done, so tired. For those unaware, the "tip" is what we call the dump, the landfill
Shparky2197: Brutal
Lobo_Apache: they can't shoot through, but they can fight through
Shparky2197: !break
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Aceviru: Such a soothing song
DigitalSeahorse: I just called someone that isn't my grandma "grandma" by mistake out of force of habit, she's gone but I still wanna say it that much I guess
Shparky2197: @DigitalSeahorse *hugs*
DigitalSeahorse:
@Shparky2197
ty
control_rig: oooooh
Dog_of_Myth: Oooh that's cool
adept_nekomancer: An excellent metal crab
iris_of_ether:

Lobo_Apache: it's the best written GW game of 2025
Lobo_Apache: and that bar is LOW
goombalax: you found a definitive answer which is more than other games can say
KilrenKrae: whom is speaking from the void? not sure i can place the voice
Aceviru: Paul
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa:
the problem is, they have to write these around angle-shooting pedants, aka gamers 
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: honestly though, as someone currently working on a boardgame, I get it, this stuff's hard to keep clear sometimes
Lobo_Apache: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa gw is just notoriously bad at wording even the most simple of actions
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: for sure, sometimes it seems like they just wanted to see how many paragraphs they could dedicate to something that should take two sentences
pleonasticTautology: E.
pleonasticTautology: hold on.
pleonasticTautology: i have it.
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Bruceski: let's see, 2.718...5?
Bruceski: nope, 2
Shparky2197: I missed that meme at the time
pleonasticTautology: ohhhh.
LoadingReadyRun: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa you see that in MtG rules all the time. The mechanic is actually pretty easy to understand, but the full rules explanation is long and complicated
Shparky2197: I'm glad to learn
iris_of_ether: I barely caught the meme, but my Google-fu was strong
PharaohBender27: From a more in-depth Know Your Meme guide: "In the simplest terms, "Lord Marquaad E" is an image of popular YouTuber Markiplier superimposed onto the head of Shrek villain Lord Farquaad superimposed onto the body of Meta owner Mark Zuckerberg at his 2018 congressional hearings, captioned "E.""
Shparky2197: @iris_of_ether Just how realising that Lord Farquad mixed with Markiplier?
iris_of_ether:

Shparky2197: @iris_of_ether Yeah, your Google-fu was better than mine
Bruceski: @LoadingReadyRun Animate Dead's "we all know what this is trying to do, but we need a full paragraph of tiny font to turn that into rules."
Lobo_Apache: wounded is below half
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @LoadingReadyRun I remember there being a big post about why that one Un card that gave damage spells trample couldn't actually work in a set that wasn't running on "you know what we mean here" logic
Lobo_Apache: rather injured not wounded
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: gonna put "Saturate, Silence, Ceaseless" on one of those big statement posters in a swirly cursive font
Cptasparagus: taking a poop
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: me making my players fight a mind flayer: "You do drop some intelligence"
Shparky2197: Dramatic play paid off
pleonasticTautology: door stuck?
pleonasticTautology: door stuck!?
Shparky2197: !advice
LRRbot: Mourn the sandwich.
Lobo_Apache: Only if you can see from the head to any part of the model
somebasil: IIRC it still requires true line of sight
somebasil: From the skitarii's head
control_rig: I think I read that novel "The Striking Scorpion At The Door"
chanterelleton: oh HELL yes, some Kill Team on the stream. I need this
pleonasticTautology: @ erika: oh, i thought you said "voile".
PharaohBender27:

Shparky2197: Thanks Max
Lobo_Apache: that little terrain is also accessible above the door, so it only costs 1 to move through instead of just over
AMuseOfFirebane:

Lobo_Apache: obscuring is for heavy terrain and sadly that big rubble is light
Lobo_Apache:

Lobo_Apache: mmm those tasty "just a scratch"es
Shparky2197: I need to nap before work. Hope you all have a good one, this has been fun to watch
Lobo_Apache: you can! only if you have visiblity
Lobo_Apache: accuarte is chosen before the shot
Lobo_Apache: yes, cover still exists for cam
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
control_rig: From hell'
control_rig: *From hell's heart
Lysander_salamander: nice
drizztnailo: its floating around like banjo kazooie puzzle pieces
control_rig: If Vampire Survivors has taught me anything, it's that you gotta pick up all the shinies
LoadingReadyRun:
@control_rig Hades 2 for me, but same idea 
Mazrae: Im so used to listening to this music for some reason I thought it was coming from somewhere else in my apartment other than my phone
PharaohBender27: Ooooh
adept_nekomancer: So many excellent space crabs
jibkat:
so cool 
phoenixfeather14: ooh, nice!!
questionablchoices: love this
questionablchoices: rather see more cam and ben
pleonasticTautology: ben is sick, unfortunately.
questionablchoices: NOOO
questionablchoices: thanks
questionablchoices: get better ben
drewm1022: Oh, he did mention that he felt something coming on during the RV stream.
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Micalovits: Did give us yesterdays... Stream? Thing? With Adam
exeJayce: yesterday was a Thing, that's for sure LMAO
e_bloc: yesterday's thing was certainly a thing for sure
The_Color_Twelve: and how
e_bloc: the kind of chaos I feel like only Adam could create
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I hear that to be forewarned is to be forearmed, but none of Cam's guys look like warp spiders to me...
KeytarCat: Ooh, max v cam!
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questionablchoices: back for more ben cam
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Lobo_Apache: It's fine
batlin425: Oooof
adept_nekomancer: The dice want that last guy to survive
e_bloc:

NonchalantAvenger: this is FINE
Lobo_Apache: You can!
Lobo_Apache: so long as it's differen't dice
Lobo_Apache: As a Wrecka playa, I certainly won't confirm that i've spend 3 cp to get rerolls on 3 dice for 6 hits
batlin425: Last stand!
NotCainNorAbel:
500
PharaohBender27:
369
jibkat: oooooo
jibkat:

Shadowsoflife: We did this
Lobo_Apache: Great game y'all! It's fun to watch y'all each time
lamina5432: gnight I go to sleep now
Aceviru: !store
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Aceviru: Hoodies for winter
pleonasticTautology: thank you for streaming!
questionablchoices: meh
pleonasticTautology: way of the future.
Aceviru: Plot will happen
DigitalSeahorse:

Aceviru: Hell yeah
Aceviru: Nah
Aceviru: Cube!
exeJayce: I mean, it's gaming news if you consider that OSRS got its first new skill, Sailing. It's fun
QuixoticScrivener: Ladies looking left?
questionablchoices: have you all done vids on setting up cubes recently
Micalovits: Which is insane considering this year
Dog_of_Myth:

Aceviru:
It's going to lose to Monke 
PharaohBender27: GLUUUURRP!
Dog_of_Myth:

jibkat: 🦀
Aceviru: Hahaha
DigitalSeahorse: legally distinct Shtuff, it's not The Stuff
Dog_of_Myth:

Shadowsoflife: Da bits
Micalovits: You found my friends nickname for my nickname!
Aceviru: Look Michael can love what they want
LordZarano:

Micalovits: And I mean, its true
Aceviru:

DigitalSeahorse:

Juliamon: nothing wrong with some tits
DigitalSeahorse:
time for a meal
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