Friday Night Paper Fight || Ladies Cube

ihlendrax: !box
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 Shparky2197: Hello, friends, I am awake once more. How are we all today?
  Juliamon: jus vibin
 Shparky2197: That's good. Wish my eyes didn't feel like sand paper
  Juliamon: 
 RockPusher:   
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 Shparky2197:  
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TeaGarrison: cube! cube! cube! cube!
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 zefinderus: Weeee more cube
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 QuixoticScrivener: ladies! ladies! ladies!
 Shparky2197: I love this music, but definitely makes me want to do a RQ rewatch. It'll have to wait until after Ladies Cube
 QuixoticScrivener: I should watch road quest at some point.
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 jadielady: RQ rewatch so good
 Shparky2197: @QuixoticScrivener 10/10, absolutely recommend
exeJayce: RQ is brilliant, please watch it
 Shparky2197: No, I don't want to share my watch streak, please stop asking me, Twitch
Earthenone: when are they making the RQ rewatch podcast?
DideRobot: LRR: Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! We're celebrating Cubemas all December starting with Angel's Ladies Cube! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/115669680569308797
exeJayce: it's what got me into LRR so it's special to me
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 QuixoticScrivener: SOON
 Micalovits: Wait, December is all cubes? Lets go!
 Shparky2197: @Earthenone Probably when they hit the 10 year anniversary ... Which is only on a couple of years, wow
Kentosaurus: hello ladies and ladies cube enjoyers
   Anubis169: wheeeeeeeeee!!
   Anubis169: Merry Cubemas 
 Shparky2197: Hello friends, good to see you!
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 pleonasticTautology: i'm selling them some cards today!
 definenull: So that's why presents are cube shaped...
Zenergy142: Meeeeeeerrrrrrryyyyyyy cubemas
 Dog_of_Myth: Made it just in time
   Anubis169: !dragonshield
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 RockPusher: So many Ladies per Cubic Metre
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 shendaras: 
 definenull: Let's go women!
UtilityPunk: Adam ruined my spotless chatting record for bits 
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 RockPusher: no need for that G, I'm sure Wheeler is perfectly capable of milling himself
dreamstardreamy: I found ficus shop thanks Jane's
dreamstardreamy: James
 definenull: I thought angel said cryptic spiders for a sec 
 Shparky2197: Man, @dog_of_myth , 1820 gift subs is super impressive
devih_: what made you start wearing glasses?
 Shparky2197: The total in the message there
   Anubis169: oooOOOooo
 Dog_of_Myth: Oooo cool
superdude097:   
 definenull: Oh right, earthbent creatures are colourless
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 pleonasticTautology: thank you angel!
 Dog_of_Myth: Cryptic Spiders does sound like a Magic card though.
 pleonasticTautology: 
   Anubis169 hands around strawberry ice cream to the chat
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes, yes she is Angel
 Shparky2197: Yeah, I'll buy icecream later
 Aceviru: Strawberry ice cream sounds good rn
 Aceviru: "do it"
 Aceviru: Those surge foils are amazing
 QuixoticScrivener: force the best color combo
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 Aceviru: Hahaha
 definenull: That is dark as heck
 Aceviru: *jack in the box music goes off*
 eshplode: I agree. Funerals need more cliffhangers
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AndyTold: can someone ask wheeler who is going to win this Sunday “saints or buccaneers”
 definenull: There was a news article a while ago that a woman in Thailand was found to still be alive just before the coffin was to be cremated 
AndyTold: preach
 Shparky2197: @eshplode Now I kinda want to have Roundabout playing after "To Be Continued" displays as the last slide in the show
 Dog_of_Myth: Baulder's Gate set rules. I will always draft that set if I can.
 Shparky2197: For my hypothetical funeral
 frameshifty: wheeler I need you to keep picking the Bears in that case for several more weeks
anhakha: I have a mono-red Karlach commander deck. It is so much fun.
 Marvoleath: !cube
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 Marvoleath: !deck
  LRRbot: (5 Dec 2025: Cube) Angel's Ladies Cube List: https://moxfield.com/decks/U9BgMgLSAU-wkQL2I8T2qg
 NotCainNorAbel: This one amazing draft trick
 definenull: oh that card is good in 4 player FFA
 Aceviru: To be fair  it's good and good art
 Lord_Hosk: I hear if you take all the two drops you win
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  RayFK: Angel this cube slaps so hard and is full of such pretty cards.
 Kentosaurus: @Lord_Hosk lol
 definenull: you know, now I kinda see the appeal of booster fun....
FatefulWaffle: I really hope we can see a Brisela 
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  RayFK: Welp, time to time out Seabats
 eshplode: This cube reminds me of my favourite part of Magic: having an excuse to make people look at my pretty cardboard
 Aceviru: Punchy punchy punch club
 Shparky2197: We can't blame you, Adam, we couldn't hear your mumbling during the show
 definenull: translations: kathleen's cooking
 RockPusher:  
 SquareDotCube: orangutan's orange
 Kentosaurus: monkey's lunch may involve throwing feces
UtilityPunk: Kathleen drafting Kibo
niccus: ratless ratatouille
 ArdCollider: koko dino nuggie. deserve koko chicken.
TeaGarrison: <message deleted>my dog ate cat poo today. the  he threw it up like 5 minutes later
 Aceviru: Unfortunately been there.
 Lord_Hosk: My deck is missing like 15 cards.  ohhh its because im not in the pod
   Anubis169: as sorry as I am to hear that TeaGarrison, please...
 definenull: flings?
  RayFK: Perfect, no notes. Okay, maybe some notes.
 Micalovits: When they cycle the bird
AndyTold: certified howling salt mine moment
 Aceviru: An LRR festivus album would go hard
 definenull: there was kinda a crapshot for that already
   Anubis169: pretty sure in the sketches there's a 12 days of christmas
 definenull: 8?!? sheesh
J_trans_rights: imagine you get your next pack and you pull Margret Thatcher
   Anubis169: they might go a bit further back than that
niccus: i guess we do have a few warhammer cards
  Juliamon: what colour identity does Thatcher have, monoblack or w/b?
J_trans_rights: orzhov for sure
   Anubis169: Blackbeard the Pirate!
TeaGarrison: nice to see Momma bear made it in the cube
 definenull: going for the good ol' standard of "card changing zones" typal
 Shparky2197: I'm a bit out of it, pretty cards are pretty
 Marvoleath: Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar
 r10pez10: yo, ladies cube
   Anubis169: Marvoleath: Bless you
 QuixoticScrivener: next time on Graham’s Spelling Wasp!
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  RayFK: Brayan
 Marvoleath: I always did "Asmorano-mardica-daistina-culdacar" which kinda sounds like 3 names and a surname
 Toxxick: Does the little rollie-skate thing have a name? If not, may I suggest Benjamin Wheelie?
 groulux: Hello all, I just got here.  What makes a cube a ladies cube.  if you dont mind me asking.
 Aceviru: @Toxxick Ms daistina sounds nice
 KaleidoscopeMind: reading a magic card? blasphemy!
   Anubis169: groulux: The cards 
 Shparky2197: @groulux Ladies in the card art, from what I gathered
superdude097: @groulux All nonland cards have ladies on them
   Anubis169: if you check, they're lady themed cards
 Marvoleath: !deck
  LRRbot: (5 Dec 2025: Cube) Angel's Ladies Cube List: https://moxfield.com/decks/U9BgMgLSAU-wkQL2I8T2qg
 groulux: Thank you all
 Aceviru: Whoops sorry wrong reply. Meant to send to @marvoleath
 r10pez10: goes hard on the specific printings
 definenull: so nobody's in temur, huh
nyc_mtg: you gonti, i gonti, he/she/they gonti, etc
J_trans_rights: some I think just mention women in the flavor text
Trahas: Gontiology, the study of Gonti, this is first grade
 KaleidoscopeMind: je gontie, tu gontis, ils/elles gontient...
UtilityPunk: Impeccable art choices in this cube tbh
 r10pez10: god it's so shiny
 Lord_Hosk: Im not ready
 tehfewl: im ready for pack 3
   Anubis169: ooo!
 Shparky2197: I'm so eepy for pack 3
J_trans_rights: that’s a spicy pack for angel
 CypherRaze: Who's collection is this from? Can't be Wheeler's. Too many English cards.
 r10pez10: angel's
 tehfewl: Shuriken is such a banger card
Omnipotrevor: I
 Shparky2197: What? Justice for Crash Bandicoot!
Omnipotrevor: I'd kill to see some Gravity Rush
 KaleidoscopeMind: how DARE they deny perfection
 definenull: OOO
 tdapenguin: @CypherRaze I think it's angel's --- shown on the rhs
 Micalovits: Probably
 r10pez10: sensible
J_trans_rights: asking us is your first mistake
 lightfut: Then in modern horizons 5, we get Verna, Pig Purchaser
 brainbosh: Its a play onl Alloy, right?  It has to be
 definenull: happy christmas kathleen
UtilityPunk: Yeah, Playstation's trying hard to find a mascot. Aloy's pretty cool though
Omnipotrevor: The survivors of the humanity have their own idea for what a name should be
Spades_Slicc: Can angel Yuri bloom on the battlefield?
 RockPusher is building LEGO right now
 KaleidoscopeMind: this too is yuri
 MrPipboy3000: Alloy ... like mixing metal, but what if we pronounced it all weird ... GOLD
 Micalovits: Isn't it a bit of a pun? Like a Metal Alloy, like the robot dinos?
Omnipotrevor: She was named by a guy called Rost
 neisan2112: Ah the lesbians
 Lord_Hosk: I thought so too Brainbosh, its like future speak of Alloy. like they lost part of the word over time.
UtilityPunk: It was pretty cool that they put Hama Pashar in the Last Airbender set tbh
 tdapenguin: who else here has watched enough sesame street that they keep wanting to sing "a cube, a cube, a cuuuuube! a-da-da-dah"
 r10pez10: burunua
Spades_Slicc: Nah
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: It's just a name
 Micalovits: Yes it was
 r10pez10: her dad is rost
letsbelgo: Why are you called nelson?
Omnipotrevor: You get to see her father, Rost, name her Aloy
 gualdhar: pre-historic tribal societies have weird names, bro
UtilityPunk: Yes, specifically selected to bother Nelson by mispronouncing Alloy
 Shparky2197: I think it's because names will be different at that time
 Blip2004: isn't there something about being a clone, but that has nothing to do with her name
 MrPipboy3000: She's named Aloy because language evolves ... I guess
Spades_Slicc: Nelly is one of your parents named Nel?
 brainbosh: Her father Rust Named her Alloy?  Yeah def a pplay
J_trans_rights: I love fantasy names. they’re so dumb
glitched_goddess: I can never not say Inspector Thraben
 Micalovits: Wait, you don't have to kidnap artist to get them to sign things?
Spades_Slicc: It's not a playstation exclusive? It's on steam
 Aceviru: See one signature on a card is fine. But what about two
 r10pez10: well is the lego one different
Omnipotrevor: Also, the LEGO Horizon game is free on PS+ this month
glitched_goddess: @Micalovits damn does this mean I should let RK Post out if my basement?
TeaGarrison: that’s why I bought my PS4
J_trans_rights: now if it was you, or the PlayStation 2?
 r10pez10: oh yeah it's free-for-all four player huh
 Micalovits: @glitched_goddess Dunno, I learned from The Sims that basement artist is a good way to make money
 Aceviru: @glitched_goddess Keep your rk post hydrated and well fed
 Aceviru: I simply remember legscyyyy
 Aceviru: And then I don't feel so bad
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UtilityPunk:  Magic: The LRR Musical
 r10pez10: brutal
 definenull: guest feature molly?
 r10pez10: amateur auteur hours
 MrPipboy3000: Friday Nights the Musical episode confirmed?
ItsThugDimmadome: That's Dale's day job? That's so sick.
 lightfut: Enlist the glhf ladies, they do musical episodes all the time
glitched_goddess: that pack really blue huh
 Shparky2197: Yay for a humid 26 degrees C here. No wonder I can't focus.
 r10pez10: dale's day job is an agent of the devil, right
 Lord_Hosk: Dales day job is being told
UtilityPunk: That card in Angel's hand 
 Marvoleath: Dale's a helper
  Juliamon: Dale's day job is being a dashingly handsome pirate
 MrPipboy3000: The death glare from Nelson getting Aloy is priceless
 definenull: why was some of that art blocked out?
superdude097: @definenull It's not blocked out. It's two different arts shopped together
 LathosTiran: @definenull its the empty space from two arts being shrunk and put in one area
 Marvoleath: @definenull It wasn't, it was just a card that normally has no art, with some added
 definenull: ohhh
anhakha: It's an unknown event card that has been photoshopped.
 definenull: I thought it was a goof about blocking out non-women characters on the art
 QuixoticScrivener: anyone have a link to the cube list?
 Marvoleath: !deck
  LRRbot: (5 Dec 2025: Cube) Angel's Ladies Cube List: https://moxfield.com/decks/U9BgMgLSAU-wkQL2I8T2qg
  Juliamon: psst it's bandcamp friday
UtilityPunk: Halena & Alena & Gisa & Geralf ftw
  Juliamon: !bgc
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 neisan2112: @Juliamon Oh right! I've got stuff I was gonna buy. Thanks for the reminder.
anhakha: This is making my want to revamp my Unlawful Cube so much.
anhakha: *me
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letsbelgo: gasp
 definenull: "mtg every thursday"... might wanna update that slide 
  Juliamon: it's been mentioned
 Marvoleath: It's Thursday somewhere at that time
 Shparky2197: Hello, yes, still thursday LRRMTG for me in AUS
TeaGarrison: Being in game 1 of an fnpf must be kinda rough cuz you have to rush to get your lands and decklist sorted.
IRarelyTry: !deck
   Anubis169: It's Thursday somewhere
   Anubis169: !deck
  LRRbot: (5 Dec 2025: Cube) Angel's Ladies Cube List: https://moxfield.com/decks/U9BgMgLSAU-wkQL2I8T2qg
   Anubis169: ^ there ya go IRarelyTry
IRarelyTry: Thank you, I was too lazy to scroll up
 korvys: Oh, it's the bestow one
letsbelgo: that one
 Goombill: Ordeal of Nylea?
 Shparky2197: Uhhhh, been too long
Kid_Amn: Feral Invocation
 korvys: Oh, not bestow, but Theros
 Shparky2197: Oh, nice!
 korvys: Uh... it's white?
 definenull: ahh urr somthing captain
 definenull: +1/+1 for each other creature?
 eshplode: Benalish Captain?
 korvys: something dominarian
 gualdhar: Benalish Captain?
 adept_nekomancer: It's Pikachu!
Ramos_324: Подписчик со стажем: 76 мес. (значок: 6 лет)eshplode: Benalish Captain?
 Aceviru: Agumon
 definenull: basic swamp 
 korvys: Black lotus?
 MrPipboy3000: Green Sun Zenith
 tehfewl: blotus
VinylMinty: sol ring
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 korvys: Oh, orginial ravnica block, gruul
 MrPipboy3000: Thassia's Bident
Justinthomasmm: ay, enough worlds I need me an lrr cube
 korvys: costs 3
Syntheticuh: burning tree shaman?
 Aceviru: Ponyta
 tehfewl: ye
 definenull: galloping lizfrog?
 MrPipboy3000: Sheoldred
 Aceviru: Poliwag
 Shparky2197: @Justinthomasmm The LRR cube I'm thinking of is the cube that must not be named
 tehfewl: Flizard
RangerAlpha7: Galloping Lizrog
 ContingentCat: pikachu!
 korvys: Terravore
VinylMinty: Terravore yeh
 tehfewl: terravore
 definenull: me at 7am in the morning
RangerAlpha7: Teravore yep
 Aceviru: An angry geodude
 eshplode: Love me a Terravore
 tehfewl: Vore Alarm
 MrPipboy3000: Heliod
 korvys: Uh... somethign war of the spark?
 Aceviru: Potion
TeaGarrison: @shparky2197 lest all out draft packs be cursed to somehow include cards from that unnamed cube
 korvys: No, I guess not
 tehfewl: ever blinking threshold
 Shparky2197: @TeaGarrison Precisely
 tehfewl: somehting like that
 tehfewl: close
 MrPipboy3000: Conjuror's Closet
 Aceviru: Pokeball
 korvys: Backpack?
VinylMinty: its that party backpack
ARandomNerd5121: dungeoneers pack?
VinylMinty: ^
 korvys: Travellers pack or something?
 tehfewl: 50ft of rope
TeaGarrison: oh they’re playing my jam
 korvys: Mox ruby?
 Aceviru: Marnie
VinylMinty: its that mogis
VinylMinty: oh
UtilityPunk: Definitely Sauron
ARandomNerd5121: sauron
VinylMinty: Sauron?
 raulghoulia: dark lord sauron
 tehfewl: which sauron
 MrPipboy3000: Carrot Cake
 definenull: something georager
 korvys: Something zendicarian
 Aceviru: Typhlosion
 tehfewl: geode rager
UtilityPunk: Geode Rager or we
 korvys: Lightning bolt?
 MrPipboy3000: Aladin's Lamp
 korvys: Oh, a mardu something
 Shparky2197: Mardu champion?
 Shparky2197: Ahh
 MrPipboy3000: Kurd Ape
thaneofstuff: Thundering Rebuke
 groulux: That means they breathe War names.
 frank_the_great: Man, am I bad at this
thaneofstuff: Bane's Contingency?
 MrPipboy3000: Yawgmoths will
ARandomNerd5121: I recognize a bunch of these cards I just don't remember what they're called or what they do
 korvys: Some FF thing?
thaneofstuff: No wait this is the Ertai one uhhh
 Shparky2197: @frank_the_great Same. It's been far too long since I've played with these cards
 tehfewl: ertais something
letsbelgo: @korvys thats literally a magic character lol
thaneofstuff: Aloe Alchemist
 definenull: I'm just amazed that I can recognise like 20% of them
 MrPipboy3000: Oko
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 benjamin_wheeler: oth thieves
 benjamin_wheeler: ghired
admiral_sky_: beast something outcast or
 benjamin_wheeler: wait Nelson is etong
 korvys: Repeat
 raulghoulia: lol
 definenull: the lizrog came back!
 adept_nekomancer: The Lizrog's back on the escalator
 benjamin_wheeler: galloping big boy
theclawmasheen: lizrong!
 Shparky2197: I'm sure that makes sense
 MrPipboy3000: Galloping thunder frog or whatever it was
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solemn_storm: !cube
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 Marvoleath: !deck
  LRRbot: (5 Dec 2025: Cube) Angel's Ladies Cube List: https://moxfield.com/decks/U9BgMgLSAU-wkQL2I8T2qg
thaneofstuff: Lizrog, darn I forgot which hybrid name is was
TeaGarrison: shh it’s starting now
 Shparky2197: Hello!
 definenull: W I D r
solemn_storm: ty
 ContingentCat: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: we're giving you space
Kid_Amn: is this the HBO Mad Man cut of the draft?
 Aceviru: No I'm fine here
Kid_Amn: *Mad Men
 ContingentCat: o/
 IanAllenBird: lmao
Spades_Slicc: lol
 gualdhar: wow Kathleen
Spades_Slicc: lmao
 foopoiuyt: Edit it in post
Otsgekee: ladies night
ThorSokar: Kathleen is the "cool mom"
admiral_sky_: ooo so wish good luck is one of the arena cards (finally reading the cube list)? I wonder if angel found a higher quality than arena's potato quality to print it off, I've been looking for that
   LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
  LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
 definenull: So we all agree if Kathleen melds brisela she wins immediately?
 gualdhar: oh I didn't realize this was a 4P cube format
detectiveYarmas: @gualdhar it is today
anhakha: Secretly, no1 put spells in their deck.
  LRRbot: Spire Garden | Land | This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ChillySucculentWalletThunBeast-1nsNiHf6BtNMqsRB
 Shparky2197: 8 players means 2 pods of 4
  LRRbot: Marionette Apprentice [1B] | Creature — Human Artificer [1/2] | Fabricate 1 / Whenever another creature or artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life.
anhakha: The other pod got all the spells.
 Aceviru: @admiral_sky_ It's Angel, I'm sure she did a fine job with it. Looking forward to it
 Marvoleath: @admiral_sky_ the Scryfall one is not terrible
Khalstrom: This is such a great cube
 r10pez10: i miss conspiracy
 Micalovits: Almost as cool as Angel is!
johnnylongtorso: imagine having your tokens sorted
 Shparky2197: Angel, you did awesomely, this is great
admiral_sky_: @Marvoleath maybe they've updated it? I think near release is when I first looked, I probably just need to look again
 r10pez10: the dice container casts a long shadow
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 Shparky2197: I've been there Cam, not sure why I'm being extra
johnnylongtorso: who is she? she Linda
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  LRRbot: Dawnhart Wardens [1GW] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/3] | Vigilance / Coven — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control three or more creatures with different powers, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Kejardon: the smaller creature gets a counter, shelinda gets it on ties
  LRRbot: Gruul Turf | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {R}{G}.
anhakha: Any servo facts today?
 r10pez10: man's in jund eh
  LRRbot: Tifa Lockhart [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Trample / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, double Tifa Lockhart's power until end of turn.
 GasCityGaming: writes down: G not playing reanimator
  LRRbot: Orzhov Basilica | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {W}{B}.
Spades_Slicc: double power not counter
Otsgekee: tifa k
Spades_Slicc: Mossborn hydra doubles counters
  LRRbot: Ashling, the Extinguisher [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Shaman [4/4] | Whenever Ashling deals combat damage to a player, choose target creature that player controls. The player sacrifices that creature.
 A_Dub888: she’s mad about the plate but not that mad
Otsgekee: tifa getting in mtg before Tekken
 tehfewl: more like Beef-a
anhakha: Extinguisher? I barely even know her!
 MrPipboy3000: Gets around indestructable
 QuixoticScrivener: Ashling you’re hungry, have a snickers.
  LRRbot: Haliya, Guided by Light [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/3] | Whenever Haliya or another creature or artifact you control enters, you gain 1 life. / At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if you've gained 3 or more life this turn. / Warp {W}
  LRRbot: Adeline, Resplendent Cathar [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [*/4] | Vigilance / Adeline's power is equal to the number of creatures you control. / Whenever you attack, for each opponent, create a 1/1 white Human creature token that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control.
 r10pez10: oop
anhakha: Big Spookems
 Micalovits: Damn, the combo
TeaGarrison: EACH!?
 e_bloc: card good
UtilityPunk: 
Khalstrom: I'm also not used to facing her in multiplayer
 e_bloc: that is correct
anhakha: She only happens at beginning of combat
 Micalovits: I also think its an intervening if?
 e_bloc: pretend they are in your hand only you cant warp them
  LRRbot: Arasta of the Endless Web [2GG] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Spider [3/5] | Reach / Whenever an opponent casts an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/2 green Spider creature token with reach.
 Micalovits: Warp is a lot like adventure for casting later
Otsgekee: a rasta
Kejardon: I think triggered effects like Wardens check *twice*. Once to put the trigger on the stack, and once on resolution. It must pass the check both times to work
johnnylongtorso: you need degrees in both English and law to understand how magic cards work
 tehfewl: they didn't make a warpzone
  LRRbot: Leinore, Autumn Sovereign [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [0/4] | Coven — At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature you control. Then if you control three or more creatures with different powers, draw a card.
 QuixoticScrivener: was there a warp reminder card?
ARandomNerd5121: there was also no warp token ever made
 benjamin_wheeler: there’s no warp reminder
drcthulu: @johnnylongtorso Also mathematics
anhakha: Warp - it kinda put it in a Impulse Draw zone that doesn't expire at end of turn.
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 GasCityGaming: Cori should draw, yeah?
 GasCityGaming: nvm 
Otsgekee: is A rasta from Jamaica
 Marvoleath: Magic purists: "There is only one exile", Prosper Commander players: "Let me pull out my grid with 12 different exiles"
 Micalovits: Nope, I think you made one for the PPR
 e_bloc: like a port-a-potty at a chili cookoff
 r10pez10: i mean it is a bit surprising they didn't make a reminder card
 r10pez10: but there were so many lander tokens so maybe that's why
NonMint: is this multiplayer or commander?
 r10pez10: four player free for all
NonMint: thank you!
chaostreader: it shouldn’t?
 GasCityGaming: Did the EoE prerelease kits have a little cardboard punch out for warp?
 e_bloc: I do not believe so
 avjamethyst: it does not
 e_bloc: @avjamethyst you're the expert
admiral_sky_: @GasCityGaming I think it had charge counters, and maybe some people used those for warp?
  LRRbot: Ketria Triome | Land — Forest Island Mountain | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
 e_bloc: they could have made one for Mayhem too, but it would be a little weird
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  LRRbot: Lydia Frye [2{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [3/2] | Lydia Frye can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater. / At the beginning of your end step, surveil X, where X is the number of tapped Assassins you control.
 r10pez10: oh assassin's creed
 r10pez10: i was like, who?
VinylMinty: did graham surveil?
 Marvoleath: @e_bloc Mayhem is from graveyard, not exile (like madness) so would not represent it well
 r10pez10: does he control any tapped assassins?
VinylMinty: oh tapped
VinylMinty: I didnt rea that
chaostreader: I mean. technically Graham still serveils 0
 e_bloc: @Marvoleath exactly, but on the other hand if you discard something in your upkeep you might not remember that when you get to your second main, so plausibly they could create a reminder
 r10pez10: i faced a cool leonardo da vinci deck in commander on MTGO the other day
  LRRbot: Lolth, Spider Queen [3BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Lolth [4] | Whenever a creature you control dies, put a loyalty counter on Lolth. / [0]: You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / [−3]: Create two 2/1 black Spider creature tokens with menace and reach. / [−8]: You get an emblem with "Whenever an opponent is dealt combat damage by one or more creatures you control, if that player lost less than 8 life this turn, they lose life equal to the difference."
 adept_nekomancer: Cam and Graham having a spider-off
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
 A_Dub888: Paul’s a pretty card
drcthulu: She kinda can
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: She is a God
 MrPipboy3000: Planeshift is a spell ...
 Fruan: She has 9th level spell slots and can cast Planeshift
 e_bloc: 100%
glitched_goddess: It’s Lolth, are you gunna tell her she can’t?
Omnipotrevor: But isn't the whole point that they can, you know, walk planes?
  LRRbot: Elspeth, Knight-Errant [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Elspeth [4] | [+1]: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. / [+1]: Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains flying until end of turn. / [−8]: You get an emblem with "Artifacts, creatures, enchantments, and lands you control have indestructible."
 hd_dabnado: they actually changed gandalf into a legendary creature at some point, iirc
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Minsc, on the other hand, has no business being a planeswalker
tahoebyker: ugh, is that why design decided to tone planeswalkers down? because they new UB sets were coming
DMGlol: lord of the rings was going to have planeswalkers, but they were changed in development
 e_bloc: otoh, with fewer non-UB sets, it remains to be seen if the number of pws they print goes way down
Omnipotrevor: They could go places that aren't their normal places
 MrPipboy3000: @Sapphic_Shenanigans No, ut Boo oes
 Micalovits: @Sapphic_Shenanigans Boo is the one doing the planeswalking, Space Hamster and suc h
DMGlol: like gandalf was going to be a planeswalker based on his art
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: True!
 Marvoleath: @tahoebyker ppl also didnt like having a lot of planeswalkers in sets, especially for limited play
admiral_sky_: @DMGlol excellent decision making to change that
anhakha: Elminster has also canonically planeswalked to Earth.
 Dog_of_Myth: Minsc is just like the old saying, Have Boo, will travel.
  LRRbot: Portal Manipulator [2{W/U}{W/U}] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/2] | Flash / When this creature enters during the declare attackers step, choose target player and any number of target attacking creatures their opponents control. Those creatures are now attacking that player.
Omnipotrevor: I'd love to see more reciprocal crossovering with magic sets. Like the FF set could have also happened along with MTG outfits for FF Ever Crisis or something
VinylMinty: I think there's still the 1/1 solider attacking cori
UtilityPunk: Cori lowkey being archenemy Muahaha
VinylMinty: Cos of adelline its an on attack trigger right?
   LoadingReadyRun: They should have made Spot from the spiderman set a planewalker
 A_Dub888: shelinduppies
 Drum0_0: 9/7
VinylMinty: Unless someone can correct me?
theclawmasheen: @VinylMinty i think so
Omnipotrevor: @LoadingReadyRun YES!
 Micalovits: No, this is correct
 Marvoleath: @VinylMinty she could have cast it after the token was made and target it too
VinylMinty: Ah
 Dog_of_Myth: 
anhakha: In response to trying to go to blockers, cori can cast it to get the triggers. It is correct.
 Micalovits: *Spoilers* It was not fine
 e_bloc: its fine because either things will go well or you would die, and either way you can stop worrying about it
  LRRbot: Thantis, the Warweaver [3BRG] | Legendary Creature — Spider [5/5] | Vigilance, reach / All creatures attack each combat if able. / Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, put a +1/+1 counter on Thantis.
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes!
 e_bloc: oh yeah
 definenull: Time for the game to speed up real fast
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 e_bloc: I can't wait for in like two years when you  can equip Thantis with the Infinity Gauntlet
VinylMinty: I made a defender deck with thanthis 
 Shadowsoflife: nice
chaostreader: I believe Tifa is a 6/4
   LoadingReadyRun: It is interesting that the Portal just *sets* the attacking target, not "you must choose this target" so it effects the tokens, even though the owner doesn't actually get to choose those
   LoadingReadyRun: Tifa is the best Craw Wurm
 Shparky2197: I miss multiplayer magic. It was a lot of fun in uni
  LRRbot: Visara the Dreadful [3BBB] | Legendary Creature — Gorgon [5/5] | Flying / {T}: Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.
 e_bloc: that card was so sweet back in the day
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 Marvoleath: It's no Avatar of Woe, but still impactful
  LRRbot: Karmic Guide [3WW] | Creature — Angel Spirit [2/2] | Flying, protection from black / Echo {3}{W}{W} / When this creature enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
anhakha: I'm gonna arrange for a sing-a-long at my funeral. Man in the Moon -style.
  LRRbot: Deadly Dispute [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Spades_Slicc: I'm sorry, what's this keyword the spider had?
 Shadowsoflife: reach
chaostreader: Graham gets a spider?
UtilityPunk: It's one of those Aussie spiders that's extra menacing
 Aceviru: Karaoke night at my funeral
 adept_nekomancer: That's quite the title
 Shparky2197: I'm back, just let my fam know I was shouted out in the stream. Yay!
 r10pez10: i like the spider throughline this game has
 Shadowsoflife: driders?
UtilityPunk: There's ladies, spiders, and spider ladies like Thantis
 r10pez10: !addquote (Cam) [Now] Everyone loves death. Go!
  LRRbot: New quote #9497: "Everyone loves death. Go!" —Cam [2025-12-05]
 Micalovits: Death, Backstabbing, Betrayal - all good fun!
  LRRbot: Stroke of Midnight [2W] | Instant | Destroy target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a 1/1 white Human creature token.
 Shparky2197: This cube is sick
 e_bloc: war without end
 MegaDosX: Notably, Thantis won't get bigger from the 1/1 from Adeline attacking Graham because it isn't declared as an attacker
 MrPipboy3000: No, it was never declared as an attacker
 Micalovits: Graham is correct
 e_bloc: correct
UtilityPunk: Yeah, Graham's got it
anhakha: It did not attack.
Spades_Slicc: This soldier punching you in the face has never attacked
  LRRbot: Lightning Greaves [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has haste and shroud. / Equip {0}
 MegaDosX: @Spades_Slicc Makes perfect sense 
theclawmasheen: "I am attacking you but I did not attack you"
goombalax: his bodycam was off
 r10pez10: feet
Kejardon: MtG lawyer: Just because my client was found attacking you, doesn't prove my client *launched* an attack at you.
 MegaDosX: Adeline is, respectfully, not OK as a card 
UtilityPunk: Drawing cards = fun. Drawing tokens = funner 
anhakha: Drawing games = funnest
   LoadingReadyRun: or rather Graham *did* get attacked, but no attack was declared against him
 Micalovits: Companion Cage? Is that you?
 Shparky2197: Heading into town to do some shopping now, I'll catch you all a bit later. Have fun!
 A_Dub888: go to combat as is his right
 e_bloc: the flavor is the spider won't eat anything that sneaks in after the first attack
 MegaDosX: Yeah the Thantis interaction there is because "whenever [x] attacks" or whatever is shorthand for "whenever [x] is declared as an attacker"
 MegaDosX: As much as people clown on novels of rules text, there's a fair bit of shorthand for things actually happening in the rules
Spades_Slicc: "Is the law on our side if I declare an attack on Graham? No. Then I do not attack Graham, but this token does attack: Graham"
 adept_nekomancer: Lose your house? Oh no, we're casting hermeson?
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 e_bloc: @MegaDosX I love when they just shrug and say  it works  "While you're searching your library, you may cast this card from your library."
 MegaDosX: @e_bloc OK but why would you bring Panglacial Wurm up though 
 e_bloc: @MegaDosX there are some judges that are just recently recovering from psychic damage
  Juliamon: MegaDosX I'm drowsy and read that as Pagliacci Wurm and I'm laughing
 r10pez10: but doctor
 MegaDosX: @Juliamon Holy shit that made me cackle
  LRRbot: Jaya's Immolating Inferno [XRR] | Legendary Sorcery | Jaya's Immolating Inferno deals X damage to each of up to three targets.
 MegaDosX: Oh hey there
 adept_nekomancer: Rude.
 MegaDosX: Cori is left as a pile of ashes
  LRRbot: Cursecloth Wrappings [2BB] | Artifact | Zombies you control get +1/+1. / {T}: Target creature card in your graveyard gains embalm until end of turn. The embalm cost is equal to its mana cost.
 lightfut: Classic lightning bolt at 3 life situation
   LoadingReadyRun: Target creature card in your graveyard gains "Da Bomb"
 MrPipboy3000: 5/5 because of the wraps
 Marvoleath: Reminder that the embalmed are token copies, so cant really loop them
 Vinewood_OG: Are you the joke cops?
 MrPipboy3000: Dragula
 korvys: Thunder Kiss '65?
 r10pez10: black sunshine
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 r10pez10: how many rob zombie / white zombie songs are about cars lol
 ArdCollider: rob zombie songs at 0.5x are just surf rock. it's great.
 InfiniTokens: Probably more than you think.
  LRRbot: Anthem of Champions [GW] | Enchantment | Creatures you control get +1/+1.
 Micalovits: Kill one spider and two more takes its place!
  LRRbot: Reclusive Taxidermist [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/2] | This creature gets +3/+2 as long as there are four or more creature cards in your graveyard. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 tehfewl: larger amounts of 5
 InfiniTokens: Not just attackies, but BIG attackies.
 e_bloc: she's a five, but there's no 1-to-1 match between her and the natural numbers
Kejardon: Graham no longer has a 5/5 now that you' attacked him.
 A_Dub888: anyone else keep hearing Haylia and thinking Zelda?
 Shadowsoflife: yup
Kejardon: triggers you control disappear
 e_bloc: no triggers
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  LRRbot: Jund 'Em Out [BRG] | Sorcery | Retrace / Choose one at random. Create a copy of the chosen card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. / • Abrupt Decay / • Blightning / • Bloodbraid Elf / • Lightning Bolt / • Liliana of the Veil / • Tarmogoyf
 MrPipboy3000: Cori and Graham side game?
  LRRbot: Drana, Kalastria Bloodchief [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Shaman [4/4] | Flying / {X}{B}{B}: Target creature gets −0/−X until end of turn and Drana gets +X/+0 until end of turn.
LosSpikey: Taxidermist is 2/3 ?
 Marvoleath: It's a 2/3 though
 josh_battery: That was a 2/3
 Marvoleath: because anthem
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  LRRbot: Plaguecrafter [2B] | Creature — Human Shaman [3/2] | When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. Each player who can't discards a card.
  LRRbot: Shardless Agent [1GU] | Artifact Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | Cascade
 e_bloc: that secret lair is so good
 KaleidoscopeMind: fair
  LRRbot: Bruna, the Fading Light [5WW] (melds with: Gisela, the Broken Blade; into: Brisela, Voice of Nightmares) | Legendary Creature — Angel Horror [5/7] | When you cast this spell, you may return target Angel or Human creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Flying, vigilance
 MrPipboy3000: Plague Crafter (but said like "By Menin")
  LRRbot: Adeline, Resplendent Cathar [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [*/4] | Vigilance / Adeline's power is equal to the number of creatures you control. / Whenever you attack, for each opponent, create a 1/1 white Human creature token that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control.
 e_bloc: personally, went with the Japanese version
 e_bloc: just some really sick looking cards
Spades_Slicc: coven?
 MegaDosX: Adeline is less of a problem in 1vs1 but she's still messed up lmao
 darkcyril: "I super believe in you Spider Cooper"
 Marvoleath: Loli grew by spider death
 Marvoleath: not sure if it was noted
Morrigan9: there boots are made for .... flying
 InfiniTokens: He blieves in a thing called love
 MegaDosX: On board tricks!
  LRRbot: Cloudshift [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
 MegaDosX: Ooh
 Micalovits: Does Drana then also not get +5/+0
 MegaDosX: Drana loses the buff yeah
 A_Dub888: uh ohhh, flickyyy
 Marvoleath: That also prevents the +X/0. only target removed
 MegaDosX: The whole ability fizzles
   LoadingReadyRun: @Marvoleath I do not approve of that nickname for Lolth
 e_bloc: ability countered by game rules
  LRRbot: Paradise Druid [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [2/1] | This creature has hexproof as long as it's untapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
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 Sapphic_Shenanigans: That Paradise Druid is so pretty
 e_bloc: the art in this cube is magnificent
 MrPipboy3000: Sorin and the Real Girl
 ignitionpoint: Well actually sorin didn't make bruna
 ignitionpoint: Oooooh
 ignitionpoint: I thought
 MegaDosX: He made Avacyn
 ignitionpoint: my b
Spades_Slicc: and then he, anguishedly, unmade Avacyn
 MegaDosX: And Anguished Unmaking depicts him killing her
 ignitionpoint: social suicide
 r10pez10: avacyn lives on in my heart
  LRRbot: Conformer Shuriken [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls. If that creature has greater power than this creature, put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the difference." / Equip {2}
 MegaDosX: @r10pez10 Which one? The TDFC one or the eight mana everything is indestructible one?
 MrPipboy3000: @r10pez10 My dog had that too ... had to take pills for a month to get rid of her
 ignitionpoint: Ikkkkk (my vorthos street cred is ruined forever) 
 r10pez10: the one that showed up in a core set that no one likes
 e_bloc: huh, I didn't realize this card existed
 frank_the_great:  
 MegaDosX: !card avacyn guardian angel
  LRRbot: Avacyn, Guardian Angel [2WWW] | Legendary Creature — Angel [5/4] | Flying, vigilance / {1}{W}: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to another target creature this turn by sources of the color of your choice. / {5}{W}{W}: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target player or planeswalker this turn by sources of the color of your choice.
 MegaDosX: This one @r10pez10 ?
 r10pez10: beloved
Spades_Slicc: Didn't CommodoreHustle canonize that Kathleen's coven is herself, Cameron, and Ian?
 Micalovits: And Alex I think?
 MegaDosX: 6/5
 MegaDosX: Oh grim, 7/5
 MegaDosX: Lolth staying loyal
Kejardon: is this the first time a soldier has survived??
  LRRbot: Nissa, Vital Force [3GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Nissa [5] | [+1]: Untap target land you control. Until your next turn, it becomes a 5/5 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land. / [−3]: Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−6]: You get an emblem with "Whenever a land you control enters, you may draw a card."
fnoggchamp: land is only alive until eot
 MegaDosX: No, next turn
 MegaDosX: Land sticks around as a blocker
fnoggchamp: oh my bad
  LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
 MegaDosX: In your defense, multiple Nissas animate lands differently, and there's one or two that are EOT
 frank_the_great: Lifelink looking pretty good rn
 MegaDosX: I feel like this has become a proxy war between Adeline and Lolth
 Micalovits: !card lolth
  LRRbot: Lolth, Spider Queen [3BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Lolth [4] | Whenever a creature you control dies, put a loyalty counter on Lolth. / [0]: You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / [−3]: Create two 2/1 black Spider creature tokens with menace and reach. / [−8]: You get an emblem with "Whenever an opponent is dealt combat damage by one or more creatures you control, if that player lost less than 8 life this turn, they lose life equal to the difference."
  LRRbot: Savra, Queen of the Golgari [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Shaman [2/2] | Whenever you sacrifice a black creature, you may pay 2 life. If you do, each other player sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Whenever you sacrifice a green creature, you may gain 2 life.
 e_bloc: Cam's deck slaps
  LRRbot: Vraska, Golgari Queen [2BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Vraska [4] | [+2]: You may sacrifice another permanent. If you do, you gain 1 life and draw a card. / [−3]: Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less. / [−9]: You get an emblem with "Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game."
 Marvoleath: Wrong Golgari Queen 
 MegaDosX: !card vraska golgari queen
  LRRbot: Vraska, Golgari Queen [2BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Vraska [4] | [+2]: You may sacrifice another permanent. If you do, you gain 1 life and draw a card. / [−3]: Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less. / [−9]: You get an emblem with "Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game."
  LRRbot: Selesnya Sanctuary | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {G}{W}.
 frank_the_great: As far as I'm concerned, all Golgari are queens
 QuixoticScrivener: on that note, who is the current golgari queen?
 MegaDosX: The Golgari got pretty ra aged
 MegaDosX: Ravaged in the invasion
 MegaDosX: Bloody phone
 Marvoleath: @QuixoticScrivener Izoni?
 MegaDosX: Anyway I'd imagine it's Izoni if it's anyone, but I don't think the guild is all that together right now
 QuixoticScrivener: @megadosx the joys of auto cucumber… I mean auto correct.
 InfiniTokens: We can't talk about bruno
 Shparky2197: I'm back, and we're down to Cam and Kathleen
 MegaDosX: It was auto correct and fat fingering the send button mid sentence >_>
 Marvoleath @MegaDosX "She is the current de facto guildmaster representative of the Golgari, while they regain their strength after the Phyrexian decimation of their ranks. "
 Micalovits: So +6 life on Kathleen?
 neisan2112: Yeah kathleen gets that 6 back
Kejardon: Lolth loyalty?
 MegaDosX: Ashling was a token
Kejardon: Doesn't embalm make a token?
 Joecool190: embalm is a token
 Drum0_0: Embal is a token, it dies.
 MegaDosX: Embalm made a token version and exiled her originally
 Marvoleath: Embalm is normal token copy, it dies
 MegaDosX: Good lord
 MegaDosX: Kathleen's deck is impenetrable when it gets going
 Micalovits: I mean, she IS the spider queen
 Marvoleath: !findquote spider faucet
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Marvoleath: !quote spider faucet
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Marvoleath: dang
 KaleidoscopeMind: cameron and cameron and cameron and cameron
 QuixoticScrivener: oki oki paperfight club
 Micalovits: !findquote spiders
  LRRbot: Quote #4115: "Spiders: not even once." —Ian [2017-03-19]
 e_bloc: with Lolth here, it's probably better  Ben's not
 DigitalSeahorse: love that Derpage
 Micalovits: Oh right, just straight up the Oki Oki crew from earlier
  LRRbot: Adriana, Captain of the Guard [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | Melee / Other creatures you control have melee.
 r10pez10: melee!
 protojman:  
letsbelgo: adam is so large
 frank_the_great:  Adam Won 
  LRRbot: Caller of the Untamed [3G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/4] | Before you shuffle your deck to start the game, you may reveal this card from your deck and exile a creature card you drafted that isn't in your deck. / {X}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of a card you exiled with cards named Caller of the Untamed. X is the mana value of that card.
 eshplode: Oh hell yeah. That card's great
 e_bloc: pregame imprint, cool
TruPhantomAngel: oh good, I came at a good time. Hey Angel!
 e_bloc: oh
TruPhantomAngel: Oh that’s cool!
 Diabore: no body kill angel until this happens
 e_bloc: !card donate
  LRRbot: Donate [2U] | Sorcery | Target player gains control of target permanent you control.
Omnipotrevor: Oh she's playing the gifting archetype, Bloomburrow style?
  LRRbot: Cryptic Spires | Land | As you create your deck, circle two of the colors below. / Cryptic Spires enters tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of either of the circled colors.
 Micalovits: Those are some real good stickers
 frank_the_great: Stickers stays winning in Magic
  LRRbot: Simic Growth Chamber | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {G}{U}.
TruPhantomAngel: Does anyone know if Angel updated the cube with more recent sets? I didn’t see the draft.
  LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
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 Hansk_and_Boo: 
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 Micalovits: She did!
 r10pez10: there was an avatar card in it, so yeah
  LRRbot: Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Creatures you control with power or toughness 1 or less can't be blocked.
  Juliamon: !deck
  LRRbot: (5 Dec 2025: Cube) Angel's Ladies Cube List: https://moxfield.com/decks/U9BgMgLSAU-wkQL2I8T2qg
TruPhantomAngel: Nice!
  LRRbot: Rockfall Vale | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
TruPhantomAngel: oh Ty LrrBot!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  LRRbot: Selvala, Explorer Returned [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/4] | Parley — {T}: Each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, add {G} and you gain 1 life. Then each player draws a card.
 hd_dabnado: he says that like he isnt goated at vintage cube
 hd_dabnado: adam believe in your magic self
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 BusTed: 
 MrSarkhan:  
theamc2000: you have restraint
 r10pez10: !addquote (Adam) [Now] I gotta keep my hands and my mind pure.
  LRRbot: New quote #9498: "I gotta keep my hands and my mind pure." —Adam [2025-12-05]
 Bugberry: OTJ Selvala is fun too
 BusTed: He's got all sorts of B&Bs on his mind
 Micalovits: The one thats fun with Panglacial wurm!
  LRRbot: Judith, the Scourge Diva [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | Other creatures you control get +1/+0. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, Judith deals 1 damage to any target.
  LRRbot: Moon-Circuit Hacker [1U] | Enchantment Creature — Human Ninja [2/1] | Ninjutsu {U} / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card unless this creature entered this turn.
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
  LRRbot: Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Creatures you control with power or toughness 1 or less can't be blocked.
 r10pez10: oh i never realised tetsuko enables ninjitsu like that
Spades_Slicc: Is a ninjutsu'd ninja an "unblocked attacking creature" that can be ninjutsu'd post damage?
 Micalovits: It sure is
 frank_the_great: Goodbye Judith
theamc2000: hello slaying wo mantis
 r10pez10: !clip
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TruPhantomAngel: Tetsuko! Let’s freaking go!
TruPhantomAngel: (I’m still sad we haven’t learned more about them.)
  LRRbot: Cryptic Spires | Land | As you create your deck, circle two of the colors below. / Cryptic Spires enters tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of either of the circled colors.
  LRRbot: Vivien Reid [3GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Vivien [5] | [+1]: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / [−3]: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. / [−8]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have vigilance, trample, and indestructible."
 r10pez10: stickers are a cool idea they should bring into magic
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 Micalovits: I miss my sticker goblin in Legacy
 Micalovits: So much hate
  LRRbot: Olivia, Opulent Outlaw [1RWB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/3] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever one or more outlaws you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. / {3}, Sacrifice two Treasures: Put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Micalovits: So much Salt
 e_bloc: pure altruism
 Micalovits: And so many goblins from Muxus flips
 Diabore: i mean fair enough
 r10pez10: i forgot olivia made it to thunder junction
  LRRbot: Cephalid Facetaker [2U] | Creature — Octopus Rogue [1/4] | This creature can't be blocked. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may have this creature become a copy of another target creature until end of turn, except it's 1/4 and has "This creature can't be blocked."
 MrPipboy3000: Oh sure, the one card Nelson has read ....
 frank_the_great: Ooo, love facetaker
 Shparky2197: @r10pez10 Can't remember, were you here for Is This Your Card this week?
 r10pez10: i think i might have saw the vod
  LRRbot: Cleopatra, Exiled Pharaoh [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [2/4] | Allies — At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two other target legendary creatures. / Betrayal — Whenever a legendary creature with counters on it dies, draw a card for each counter on it. You lose 2 life.
 MrSarkhan: 
 e_bloc:   
Spades_Slicc: Hasbro wants moneee
 Diabore: sometime last year
 Shparky2197: My Card is Better than Your Card was cute as heck
niccus: it went by really quietly for its size
 frank_the_great: 7/5/2024 according to scryfall
 Diabore: dont worry adam no one liked it and they immediately discontinued the booster they made specifically for it
 Micalovits: No one knows what cards where in that set
 r10pez10: they put hapatra in magic?
Hailrig: *clicks into stream*  Ah yes, Wheeler is my favorite lady.
 Bugberry: @Diabore the individual cards were fun and interesting, just the way it was distributed was bad.
  LRRbot: Ms. Bumbleflower [1GWU] | Legendary Creature — Rabbit Citizen [1/5] | Vigilance / Whenever you cast a spell, target opponent draws a card. Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, you draw two cards.
 e_bloc: is there a Mr. Bumbleflower
 r10pez10: senorita margarita!
 frank_the_great: So, Ms. Bumbleflower is single? Is she baptized?
  LRRbot: Vault of Champions | Land | This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
 Bugberry: @e_bloc they'd by Mrs. presumably.
  LRRbot: Adriana, Captain of the Guard [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | Melee / Other creatures you control have melee.
 e_bloc: @Bugberry true
  LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
323 raiders from Amazonian have joined!
 r10pez10: amy raid!
 Shparky2197: Welcome raiders!
 Crashzxs: woo!
SJMace:   
 Marvoleath: !deck
  LRRbot: (5 Dec 2025: Cube) Angel's Ladies Cube List: https://moxfield.com/decks/U9BgMgLSAU-wkQL2I8T2qg
 e_bloc: marriage is much like that
 Amazonian: hiii byeee
 Micalovits: "Nelson wants to see you show some interest in his d*ck"
  LRRbot: Whirler Rogue [2UU] | Creature — Human Rogue Artificer [2/2] | When this creature enters, create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying. / Tap two untapped artifacts you control: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SoftCarefulDotterelHoneyBadger-_omWKv6GkERj_uSe
 r10pez10: my cleopatra don't want none
 neisan2112: Adam, we saw what happened on Tuesday...
  LRRbot: Cultivate [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Don't, Adam, it was so funny
 Vinewood_OG: Pepperidge Farms remembers.
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: I was laughing
 MrSarkhan: No Adam that stream was amazing
 Shparky2197: Adam, you did great, it was a good stream
 ContingentCat: I loved it
 WiJohn: It was a lot of fun, you did the good stream
 Diabore: even though i got shot 3 times i had fun
 neisan2112: Naw it was great
  LRRbot: Pia Nalaar, Consul of Revival [RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/3] | Thopters you control have haste. / Whenever you play a land from exile or cast a spell from exile, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
 ShaneLeeAtk: #DonkeyBits
 GasCityGaming: I haven't laughed like that in a long time Adam, it was awesome!
 groulux: Nice callback wheeler!
 Vinewood_OG: Yeah it's December. Where's the donkey?
 r10pez10: picked up aloy probably
 ShaneLeeAtk: Climbing the hills of Napoli
 A_Dub888: Legendary Ladies
 frank_the_great:  
 Micalovits: I thought of writing something close to that Wheeler, and now I feel weird and called out xD
  LRRbot: Kiora, the Rising Tide [2U] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Noble [3/2] | When Kiora enters, draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Threshold — Whenever Kiora attacks, if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, you may create Scion of the Deep, a legendary 8/8 blue Octopus creature token.
 Shparky2197: I mean, technically we all follow the legendary rule, there's no more than one of us in the world ... hopefully
 Drum0_0: Bumbleflower triggers on every spell, including creatures.
  LRRbot: Prophetic Prism [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 e_bloc:   
 e_bloc: all in on the known information bit
 Shparky2197: Draw all the gas, go all in. If you mill out, you mill out
  LRRbot: Sea of Clouds | Land | This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
  LRRbot: Prophet of Kruphix [3GU] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/3] | Untap all creatures and lands you control during each other player's untap step. / You may cast creature spells as though they had flash.
 r10pez10: oh my god
 e_bloc: 
VinylMinty: havent seen that card since its banning
  LRRbot: Hostage Taker [2UB] | Creature — Human Pirate [2/3] | When this creature enters, exile another target creature or artifact until this creature leaves the battlefield. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.
 r10pez10: did that pirate really take a dino hostage
 Shparky2197: Bye, Tetsuko!
CrossXhunteR: proceed to bumble step
 Strebenherz: no mercy nelly!
TruPhantomAngel: I always forget they finally printed this version of Hostage Taker. I need a copy of it.
  LRRbot: Zariel, Archduke of Avernus [2RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Zariel [4] | [+1]: Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn. / [0]: Create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target." / [−6]: You get an emblem with "At the end of the first combat phase on your turn, untap target creature you control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase."
  LRRbot: Anim Pakal, Thousandth Moon [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | Whenever you attack with one or more non-Gnome creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on Anim Pakal, then create X 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens that are tapped and attacking, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Anim Pakal.
 Dog_of_Myth: !card mirror of life trapping
  LRRbot: Mirror of Life Trapping [4] | Artifact | Whenever a creature enters, if it was cast, exile it, then return all other permanent cards exiled with this artifact to the battlefield under their owners' control.
niccus: a mirror would remind you that sometimes you can be the lady
 Drum0_0: It's the curse guy?
 hotgreenflames: mirror is so funny with blink stuff
 adept_nekomancer: Maybe if we rebrand it as the "Mirror of Wife Trapping"
 groulux: Every time Adam or Nelly play a cube I am happy with my Baldur's gate set cube.  It is a favorite of my play group
 r10pez10: i'm not sure that is better
 hotgreenflames: lots of the time, if you're descovering you're meant to be a lady mirrors can be a rough one
 adept_nekomancer: @r10pez10 It's almost certainly worse, now that I think about it.
 Marvoleath: Judith ping is nontoken only
 fcloud: more popular than its lesser-known predecessor, "the mirror of untapping"
 Shparky2197: @adept_nekomancer Yeah, I'd vote no on that one
 e_bloc:  
 adept_nekomancer: I was so busy thinking about whether I could pun, I never stopped to think whether I should.
moseph_jedi: wheeler-"we have an hour"
 hotgreenflames: @fcloud Unwinding Clock and Clock of Omens know what they did...
seanmrwick: @adept_nekomancer I'd say why not?
 fcloud: @moseph_jedi for this turn, right? ... right?
   LoadingReadyRun:  Anim Pakal reminds me of Shohreh Aghdashloo (she played the president in The Expanse)
 Drum0_0: Aw, I was rooting for a wrath do Angel died to Cleopatra triggers. 
 e_bloc: cleopatra was absolutely being a pain in the asp
CrossXhunteR: @LoadingReadyRun and has an amazing voice
 Shparky2197: @adept_nekomancer While Epithemeus might be straight worse that Prometheus, it's better than Nometheus
seanmrwick: I'm not familiar with this cube
 Marvoleath: !deck
  LRRbot: (5 Dec 2025: Cube) Angel's Ladies Cube List: https://moxfield.com/decks/U9BgMgLSAU-wkQL2I8T2qg
seanmrwick: Thanks @Marvoleath
  LRRbot: Azula, Cunning Usurper [2UBB] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Rogue [4/4] | Firebending 2 / When Azula enters, target opponent exiles a nontoken creature they control, then they exile a nonland card from their graveyard. / During your turn, you may cast cards exiled with Azula and you may cast them as though they had flash. Mana of any type can be spent to cast those spells.
 hotgreenflames: is that Italian Tifa?
TruPhantomAngel: Time for crimes!
 r10pez10: cool artstyle
  LRRbot: Hostage Taker [2UB] | Creature — Human Pirate [2/3] | When this creature enters, exile another target creature or artifact until this creature leaves the battlefield. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.
TruPhantomAngel: Tifa is there? 
CrossXhunteR: toni infante is crushing it on the UB stuff
 Drum0_0: Did wheeler get the 3 life from selvala?
 Shparky2197: Time for icecream
 A_Dub888: are any cards real?
CrossXhunteR: did they do progenitus
 QuixoticScrivener: more future sight boarders please
CrossXhunteR: they did the ur-dragon
 r10pez10: mystery booster did some cool stuff with future sight border
 Micalovits: Hostage Taker took Nelson Hostage
  LRRbot: Jolene, the Plunder Queen [2RG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Whenever a player attacks one or more of your opponents, that attacking player creates a Treasure token. / If you would create one or more Treasure tokens, instead create those tokens plus an additional Treasure token. / Sacrifice five Treasures: Put five +1/+1 counters on Jolene.
UtilityPunk: Future Sight Contamination looks great
 frank_the_great: Joleeeeene
 e_bloc: I think it depends on the card, some look great, others look odd
 Bugberry: Quagnoth and Tombstalker are best Futureshifted cards.
CrossXhunteR: nelson is so right
 e_bloc: I kinda dig top in FS border
 r10pez10: hahahahaha
 Micalovits: Please don't punch me just because you caaaan
 Shparky2197: It fits the song, so really well! (Sung)
  LRRbot: Professional Face-Breaker [2R] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/3] | Menace / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. / Sacrifice a Treasure: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
CrossXhunteR: you're going to smoke that whole pack
 A_Dub888: !findquote math
  LRRbot: Quote #6037: "I guess even wrong math is still math." —James [2019-05-11]
 Micalovits: That life went to Angel instead of Adam
  LRRbot: Prophet of Kruphix [3GU] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/3] | Untap all creatures and lands you control during each other player's untap step. / You may cast creature spells as though they had flash.
  LRRbot: Kindly Customer [1W] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
CrossXhunteR: jolene doesnt trigger when attacking a planeswalker, right?
 Marvoleath: is there Laboratory Womaniac?
  LRRbot: Thraben Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | When this creature enters, investigate.
moseph_jedi: or thoracle
 fcloud: "scuse me while i wrath this guy" -- jimi hendrix
 e_bloc: plot twist, Nelson has Starke of Rath
  LRRbot: White Sun's Twilight [XWW] | Sorcery | You gain X life. Create X 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "This token can't block." If X is 5 or more, destroy all other creatures.
Mai_Andra: Bus-kun barrels through and takes out half the board...
 InfiniTokens: A flash in the pan
 frank_the_great: Will Nelson wrath? He mite
CrossXhunteR: woo, more magic
  LRRbot: Opt [U] | Instant | Scry 1. / Draw a card.
 r10pez10: opt with flash is broken
ekplayscards: yooooo chat happy friday
  LRRbot: Transcendent Message [XUUUU] | Instant | Convoke / Draw X cards.
 r10pez10: happy friday ek
 Dog_of_Myth: Adam is helping
   LoadingReadyRun: does Cleopatra activate if she is also dying?
  LRRbot: White Sun's Twilight [XWW] | Sorcery | You gain X life. Create X 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "This token can't block." If X is 5 or more, destroy all other creatures.
 Dog_of_Myth: Hiya IK
 InfiniTokens: Happy Friday, EK~
 frank_the_great: Now what?
ekplayscards: adam looks like a kid in a candy store
 Dog_of_Myth: *EK even
 e_bloc: Adam may not win the game but he is certainly having the most fun
ekplayscards: @Dog_of_Myth hey 
CrossXhunteR: the roller coaster
 itsr67: hell yeah
 frank_the_great:   
 e_bloc: like 2000 yearsa go
ekplayscards: omg nelly noticed me slash blush
CrossXhunteR: wheeler, when was cleopatra
nyc_mtg: ed edd and eddy has been off the air for some time now
 r10pez10: she's from victoria?
  LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.
CrossXhunteR: i have a playmat of this dark confidant. i love it
 r10pez10: huh, bob reprint
Jensling: Bob sure had a glowup
 e_bloc: this art is great, I had no idea there was a feminine confidant
ekplayscards: my queen
  LRRbot: Saskia the Unyielding [BRGW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/4] | Vigilance, haste / As Saskia enters, choose a player. / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, it deals that much damage to the chosen player.
CrossXhunteR: jumpstart foundation, baby
 MegaDosX: In the year when she died, Cleopatra was closer to the moon landing than she was to the building of the pyramids
 Marvoleath: @r10pez10 It's also in standard now (FIN)
 MegaDosX: In fact I think her whole lifespan was
iPsyop: @r10pez10 yeah in one of the newer jumpstart sets last year and in final fantasy
 Dog_of_Myth: Saskia is beating
 e_bloc: @MegaDosX like. . . physically closer?  
ekplayscards: saskia + a damage doubler amplifies the splash damage too lol
 MegaDosX: @e_bloc Chronologically you absolute plum >:|
  LRRbot: Laelia, the Blade Reforged [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warrior [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Laelia attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. / Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from your library and/or your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Laelia.
 Marvoleath: @e_bloc no, emotionally 
  LRRbot: Prosperous Thief [2U] | Creature — Human Ninja [3/2] | Ninjutsu {1}{U} / Whenever one or more Ninja or Rogue creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
ekplayscards: what in the blood aggro is angel's deck 
 e_bloc: now I want Cleopatra's demise to be the fact she realized she'd never get to the moon
 Micalovits: I hope there is a Emrakul in Wheelers deck
 r10pez10: it's weird how history feels, ancient egypt was like a several hundred year span but the wild west was less than a decade
tryllebanjo: Antifa Martial Artist?!
 Micalovits: @r10pez10 More like several thousand
 MegaDosX: What we call ancient Egypt had their own study of ancient Egypt
 itsr67: LOOOL
 InfiniTokens: Golly gee whilickers!
 r10pez10: omg
 Micalovits: The good fun fact of Cleopatra being closer to the moon landing than the building of the pyramids
 frank_the_great: ah.
 itsr67: a
 BusTed: A
iPsyop: Adam just living his best life.
  LRRbot: Morska, Undersea Sleuth [GWU] | Legendary Creature — Vedalken Fish Detective [2/3] | You have no maximum hand size. / At the beginning of your upkeep, investigate. / Whenever you draw your second card each turn, put two +1/+1 counters on Morska.
 MegaDosX: @Micalovits I mentioned this and then chat were winguses about it 
 Micalovits: Chat can be weird
 itsr67: did you know Create a Clue token used to be keyworded?
 InfiniTokens: "There's so many words on it" -that doesn't narrow it down.
CrossXhunteR: dies to bolt too
ekplayscards: Karakas 
 tehfewl: adam is playing his own game, and im here for it
CrossXhunteR: if it was universe beyond, it would be the trifecta
  LRRbot: Quistis Trepe [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Blue Magic — When Quistis Trepe enters, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.
 e_bloc: not being a merfolk vexes me a bit
 itsr67: hell yeah quistis
 r10pez10: huh, snapcaster
 MegaDosX: Is Triskaidekaphile in the cube?
 itsr67: snapcaster but no flash but everyone's graveyard
 itsr67: and any color can be used to cast
  LRRbot: God-Eternal Bontu [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie God [5/6] | Menace / When God-Eternal Bontu enters, sacrifice any number of other permanents, then draw that many cards. / When God-Eternal Bontu dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.
CrossXhunteR: @itsr67 also, not the only snapcaster variant printed this year
ekplayscards: you don't need to... but it would be cool nelly
 e_bloc: damn that's good art
 GasCityGaming: That's such a good Bontu
  LRRbot: Chandra, Heart of Fire [3RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra [5] | [+1]: Discard your hand, then exile the top three cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may play cards exiled this way. / [+1]: Chandra deals 2 damage to any target. / [−9]: Search your graveyard and library for any number of red instant and/or sorcery cards, exile them, then shuffle. You may cast them this turn. Add six {R}.
 itsr67: LOL
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 tehfewl: is it still Bob in the lady's cube?
 r10pez10: roberta
ekplayscards: @tehfewl it's roberta, right?
  LRRbot: Chandra's Triumph [1R] | Instant | Chandra's Triumph deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. Chandra's Triumph deals 5 damage instead if you control a Chandra planeswalker.
ekplayscards: @r10pez10 jinx 
 r10pez10: or bobby maybe
 r10pez10: damn i owe ek a soda
  LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
  LRRbot: Rakdos Carnarium | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {B}{R}.
  LRRbot: Fact or Fiction [3U] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
 e_bloc: now we just need experience counters, rad counters, and energy
CrossXhunteR: end of turn fact of fiction?
 GasCityGaming: The Carnea
ekplayscards: @r10pez10 if anything we should be the one getting you sodas or tacos
 r10pez10: the bumbleflower player
 r10pez10: piles can be empty yeah
 tehfewl: tfw 5-0 split and taking the 0 pile
 r10pez10: it showed up on the overlay
CrossXhunteR: you've made it a fun time
 InfiniTokens: Could use an infiniToken for poison 
 r10pez10: #thankpaul
CrossXhunteR: @InfiniTokens InfiniToken? What's that?
 InfiniTokens: Go analog
  LRRbot: Prosperous Thief [2U] | Creature — Human Ninja [3/2] | Ninjutsu {1}{U} / Whenever one or more Ninja or Rogue creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
TeaGarrison: Bumbleflower players are supposed to bring the chaos
 Micalovits: @tehfewl I have done this, was big dudes and reanimate effects - but had a snap caster in hand
  LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.
  LRRbot: Mercurial Spelldancer [1U] | Creature — Phyrexian Rogue [2/1] | This creature can't be blocked. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on this creature. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may remove two oil counters from it. If you do, when you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
 InfiniTokens: @CrossXhunteR It's anything you need!
 Vinewood_OG: He's monologuing, get him!
ohnoes42: is there a link to the cube?
 Marvoleath: !decl
 Marvoleath: !deck
  LRRbot: (5 Dec 2025: Cube) Angel's Ladies Cube List: https://moxfield.com/decks/U9BgMgLSAU-wkQL2I8T2qg
ohnoes42: thank you!
 e_bloc: split 5/0 is also great BM when you want to let your opponent they are very dead
  LRRbot: Karlach, Fury of Avernus [4R] | Legendary Creature — Tiefling Barbarian [5/4] | Whenever you attack, if it's the first combat phase of the turn, untap all attacking creatures. They gain first strike until end of turn. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. / Choose a Background
 itsr67: GayKings
 r10pez10: glunch
iPsyop: I used council of four for "group hug"
  LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
 QuixoticScrivener: Adam forgetting he has played Feldagriff in a skit.
 e_bloc: TIL Karlach doesn't need to attack to trigger
 neisan2112: @QuixoticScrivener No that was James, unless there was another one
Sogheim: @QuixoticScrivener he also played Angus Mackenzie, too. big group hug energy
niccus: is adam even real
 neisan2112: Oh wait that was last season
CrossXhunteR: did adam not eat that sandwich?
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Keep up the kayfabe!
 Aceviru: Wait you didn't eat that whole sandwich?!?
  LRRbot: Fall of the Titans [XXR] | Instant | Surge {X}{R} / Fall of the Titans deals X damage to each of up to two targets.
 hd_dabnado: adam ate that WHOLE sub
 r10pez10: parasocial detector going off
 Vinewood_OG: Kayfabe, brother!!!
3 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
TeaGarrison: “attack avec… Feldagriff”
 Micalovits: Hey Friends!
 Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
  LRRbot: Dreamroot Cascade | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
 Shparky2197: Hi raiders!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  LRRbot: Cloudblazer [3WU] | Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, you gain 2 life and draw two cards.
 InfiniTokens: Welcome, raiders!
 e_bloc: lol
 Aceviru: Adam "the best to ever do it" savidan
 tehfewl: absolutely blazing those clouds
 e_bloc: the revelation is you're dead
Sogheim: I hope the last card is a Feldon's Cane
 GasCityGaming: He's got TWO raids!
  LRRbot: Pia Nalaar [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | When Pia Nalaar enters, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {1}{R}: Target artifact creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / {1}, Sacrifice an artifact: Target creature can't block this turn.
 InfiniTokens: PETA?
 Aceviru: OMG I could go for pita
 r10pez10: +1
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Same though
iPsyop: NOT MY CINNAMON ROLL PRINCESS ! lol..
Sogheim: Peeta, like from Hunger Games?
  LRRbot: Lightning Helix [RW] | Instant | Lightning Helix deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.
CrossXhunteR: 
iPsyop: just add 2 poison to angel
 r10pez10: don't ask us
CrossXhunteR: angel was at 12, i believe
angersanka: she was at 12
 MrPipboy3000: Adam was 15
 shendaras: I believe Adam was at 15.
 InfiniTokens: Needing to REMEMBER things? In MAGIC?
  LRRbot: God-Eternal Bontu [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie God [5/6] | Menace / When God-Eternal Bontu enters, sacrifice any number of other permanents, then draw that many cards. / When God-Eternal Bontu dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.
letsbelgo: called out
 Aceviru: To be fair, it's been a lovely day with all of you, so it's all cool
CrossXhunteR: adam, you get to go out on your own terms
 Micalovits: I dunno, I think nelson could draw out here if he wants to
 fcloud: streaming, folks. not even once.
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 hd_dabnado: tired mom with the skull clamp
 r10pez10: um
  LRRbot: Reality Shift [1U] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller manifests the top card of their library.
 Aceviru: Ouphe
 thraximore: YEAHHHHHHH
 thraximore: my GIRL
  LRRbot: Ink-Eyes, Servant of Oni [4BB] | Legendary Creature — Rat Ninja [5/4] | Ninjutsu {3}{B}{B} / Whenever Ink-Eyes deals combat damage to a player, you may put target creature card from that player's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. / {1}{B}: Regenerate Ink-Eyes.
 e_bloc: short for Boarbra
tryllebanjo: Give Wheeler 500 life immediately! We need to see Ink-Eyes in play!
CrossXhunteR: adam won't have a graveyard much longer
 lightfut: Everyone has their own independent win condition and it's great
 MrPipboy3000: Anything stolen from Adam is only going to last 10 seconds
  LRRbot: Epic Downfall [1B] | Sorcery | Exile target creature with mana value 3 or greater.
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  LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
 Aceviru: Lol
 thraximore: 
 Drum0_0: 
Khalstrom: Agent of chaos
 Aceviru: Also  pretty merfolk counter
 r10pez10: very group hug
 e_bloc: free for all, but the graveyards for the dead players persist
glencoco132 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 13 months!
 glencoco132: Best counter for sure
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, glencoco132! (Today's storm count: 64)
 thraximore: LET'S GOOO
 Strebenherz: okay loving that ink-eyes art
  LRRbot: Mercurial Spelldancer [1U] | Creature — Phyrexian Rogue [2/1] | This creature can't be blocked. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on this creature. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may remove two oil counters from it. If you do, when you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, jeepless! (Today's storm count: 65)
 fcloud: is there really not a keyword for "this creature can't be blocked"?
  LRRbot: Nahiri's Warcrafting [1RR] | Sorcery | Nahiri's Warcrafting deals 5 damage to target creature, planeswalker, or battle. Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the excess damage dealt this way. You may exile one of those cards. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. You may play the exiled card this turn.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 tehfewl: the old ink-eyes art was just a tad bit too horny
CrossXhunteR: deck names used to be something
 e_bloc: when combo decks were always named after cereal was peak magic
 Aceviru: Peak deck energy
  LRRbot: Stampede Surfer [3{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Human Warrior [4/4] | Haste / Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent, you create a 2/2 green Boar creature token that's tapped and attacking that opponent.
CrossXhunteR: from the clue product
 e_bloc: trix, cheerios
 tehfewl: life
 e_bloc: also full english breakfast
 hd_dabnado: was there a Resse Puffs?
CrossXhunteR: generic "breakfast"
 e_bloc: with Volrath's shapeshifter
 groulux: They are sows because of ladies cube
chaostreader: do the pigs have haste?
tryllebanjo: @chaostreader Depends on if they're in a hurry.
 adept_nekomancer: Angel out here summoning 30-50 feral boars
 virgil82: They are created tapped and attacking
 InfiniTokens: How despondent he sounded 
 e_bloc: !clip
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 Shparky2197: Quote time?
 MegaDosX: Yeah the pigs that came in during first combat can't attack in second combat
 Shparky2197: Though capturing the defeated town may be difficult
 Aceviru: Lol
 Shparky2197: Tone*
 Bugberry: The same problem with Mobilize and additional combats.
 e_bloc: 30-50 feral hogs
  LRRbot: Niambi, Esteemed Speaker [WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Flash / When Niambi enters, you may return another target creature you control to its owner's hand. If you do, you gain life equal to that creature's mana value. / {1}{W}{U}, {T}, Discard a legendary card: Draw two cards.
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 virgil82: Adam wins the moral victory 
  LRRbot: Sphinx's Revelation [XWUU] | Instant | You gain X life and draw X cards.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BusTed: 
 MrSarkhan:    
 eshplode: Beautiful play
 GasCityGaming:   
 Drum0_0: Clap
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: 
 shendaras: 
 e_bloc: 
 Shparky2197: Gg Adam
 r10pez10: he did it
 Mr_Horrible: this is called "Gaming at a high level"
 Aceviru: 
 e_bloc: I aspire to one day enjoy magic as much as Adam enjoyed that
fnoggchamp: Adam ascends out of the game
letsbelgo: aww, my chat is desyncs so it ruined the play like 20 seconds in advance
  LRRbot: Chandra, Pyromaster [2RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra [4] | [+1]: Chandra deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker and 1 damage to up to one target creature that player or that planeswalker's controller controls. That creature can't block this turn. / [0]: Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn. / [−7]: Exile the top ten cards of your library. Choose an instant or sorcery card exiled this way and copy it three times. You may cast th…
iccylemon: adam won the flavor win
 MegaDosX: LRRbot can't keep up with that rules text lmao
 e_bloc: 1000 1000 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
 InfiniTokens: Method to the Menace?
 MegaDosX: Now does Wheeler live through his Bob trigger?
 Micalovits: Always lucky
 MegaDosX: A five drop would have been comedy
CrossXhunteR: what if it made a 2/1 cat token when you played it
 Mr_Horrible: "That's free pork, every turn!"
CrossXhunteR: sorry, cat warrior token
 InfiniTokens: Geez, buy him dinner first.
 MegaDosX: "Guy Incognito"
 Mr_Horrible: @CrossXhunteR I prefer the 2/2 cat warriors with forestwalk, but they come from a much much worse card
 schordash: 
 thraximore: @Mr_Horrible how dare you sully the name of Jedit Ojanen of Efrava
CrossXhunteR: and alquist proft kinda does the sphinx's rev thing, and is unplayable
 Mr_Horrible: @thraximore I don't think it's denigration to say that he's not as good as Stupidest Ajani, that's all!
 Micalovits: I mean, for some people...
 schordash: so how's ladies cube fairing? xD
iccylemon: rtr standard casting shinx's rev where the win con was nephlia's drownyard good times
drcthulu: It does make sense that dark souls players are masochists
 Mr_Horrible: oh I guess the new DomU one also makes those tokens too? Neat
 e_bloc: 90's a bit high, but it is a fair number
 schordash: 
  LRRbot: Moonsnare Specialist [3U] | Creature — Human Ninja [2/2] | Ninjutsu {2}{U} / When this creature enters, return up to one target creature to its owner's hand.
 MegaDosX: Adam's already dead, he can chirp at Wheeler all he wants with no retribution
letsbelgo: lots of cedh games end like that cause its a clown format
  LRRbot: Hero's Downfall [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
CrossXhunteR: he went to market
 Mr_Horrible: that pig's a damn hero
  LRRbot: Tragic Slip [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / Morbid — That creature gets −13/−13 until end of turn instead if a creature died this turn.
 raulghoulia: that pig was a hero
 MegaDosX: Sending the pigs to the abbatoir
ArmadilloAL: @iccylemon I played a SCG Open in that format where I got to Notion Thief multiple Sphinx's Revs.  That was a fun day.
 Mr_Horrible: that tragic slip art holy moly
ArmadilloAL: "why yes, I *would* like to draw six cards thank you"
 r10pez10: yeah scott fischer is something else
 Bugberry: This is how a life is taken
  LRRbot: Moonblade Shinobi [3U] | Creature — Human Ninja [3/2] | Ninjutsu {2}{U} / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 blue Illusion creature token with flying.
 e_bloc: slowly, gently
  LRRbot: Throat Slitter [4B] | Creature — Rat Ninja [2/2] | Ninjutsu {2}{B} / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target nonblack creature that player controls.
niccus: oh wow tragic slip was the bonus card for the the office secret lair
 MegaDosX: Throat Slitter also needs to deal combat damage
 Mr_Horrible: wait, wasn't the judith from ink-eyes?
 schordash: 
CrossXhunteR: did adam know about The Office secret lair
 Mr_Horrible: I mean, moot point regardless
 InfiniTokens: "It's in English" 
 MegaDosX: Taking Judith from Ink Eyes would preclude using Throat Slitter to trigger her
iPsyop: yeah
 schordash: @InfiniTokens ^ 
 Diabore: no, there isnt, theres a dwight secret lair
 r10pez10: specifically dwight, but yeah
iPsyop: there's a Dwight swords the plowshares and it's glorious
 raulghoulia: https://scryfall.com/card/sld/7043/tragic-slip
 Strebenherz: yes
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Specifically Dwight, yes
 Mr_Horrible: nothing mechanically unique, thank god
 schordash: 
 e_bloc: new stream idea, Adam watches the news for an hour
CrossXhunteR: with Mindy and Kevin as bonus cards
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
tryllebanjo: @e_bloc 
 BusTed: 
 r10pez10: good cube
ArmadilloAL: Dwight, Assistant (to the) King is a Baral reskin...."Dwight's Weapon Stash" as Steelshaper's Gift...yeah, good stuff.
 Mr_Horrible: roasting a man at 8pm local time, goddamn
 Vinewood_OG: You're better off.
CrossXhunteR: 👏
letsbelgo: nelson dissapears behind adam
 schordash:   
 r10pez10: nah i'm with adam, being not as online is very good
 Mr_Horrible:   
 InfiniTokens: Link?
 e_bloc: that cube seems great, the games were so good
 MegaDosX: Matches were sick, cube looks fun
AtrusOfMyst: hell yeah
 Mr_Horrible: he's already proven he's willing to ban us all
 r10pez10: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_mQmCOtPtDVdQaeCdw76IQ
 MegaDosX: And yeah, I can't begrudge Adam for being a bit unplugged from the world right now tbh
 Mr_Horrible: so don't test him, Chat
iccylemon: i want you to find me adam uwu
 r10pez10: rip nelly's sightlines
 NotCainNorAbel: I see you Nelson
 Micalovits: I mean, chat probably deserved to be banned for that Tuesday stream
Mai_Andra: that was "subnautica" last tuesday...
CrossXhunteR: G was here?
 raulghoulia: @CrossXhunteR nah he exploded
 frank_the_great:   
ArmadilloAL: https://scryfall.com/card/sld/2167/swords-to-plowshares
 Mr_Horrible:   
 BusTed: 
BTownMC: FREEEDOM
ThorSokar: FREEDOM, time for all the swears!
CrossXhunteR: ben wheeler doesnt play video games
iPsyop: it's a fantastic game.
 e_bloc: daredevil is in it
Mai_Andra: He gets the accent from his Uncle Bob.
 schordash:  
 foopoiuyt: Glurp!
VinylMinty: GLURRRPPPP
 schordash:  gluuuuurp
 e_bloc: slurp the glurp
BTownMC: if i was in bermuda, and I could survive, i wouldnt leave
CrossXhunteR: is that a cribbage board?
 MegaDosX: Cribbage? Neat
 Shparky2197: We are keen on cribbage
CrossXhunteR: when rummikub?
 MyrddintheWizard: Nice, love cribbage!
 eshplode: Only playing the newest, most hip and relevant games on ITYC
 glencoco132: It’s honestly a great game
 MrPipboy3000: Man, Cribbage rules
 Mr_Horrible: Beej seems extremely cribbage-coded
 RealGamerCow: 4 player cribbage is good too
CrossXhunteR: math? is this mahjong?
 MegaDosX: Cribmander
ohnoes42: I used to go the library to play cribbage in a league where I was the youngest participant by about 40 years
 e_bloc: shouldnt take long
ohnoes42: Cribbage rips
 Mr_Horrible: his shuffleboard neutral
 Shparky2197: I get the reference to The Panalysts
 KWardJenx:  
ThorSokar: Where's the 500 stans at?
BTownMC: no more migraine
 rosesmcgee: chemical peel, but with a knife
 schordash: 
TeaGarrison: cube! cube! cube! cube!
CrossXhunteR: 8-player?
 MegaDosX: Oh boy
 Mr_Horrible: did I hear that correct as "noel-holds-barred"?
 MegaDosX: Four player rounds?
CrossXhunteR: @Mr_Horrible yeah, noel robin's barred cube
 Mr_Horrible: @CrossXhunteR damn, a word crime and a cube crime, it's perfect
 MegaDosX: Four player Vintage Cube would be great, surely
 control_rig: But does the no-holds-barred cube have Storm Crow?
 raulghoulia: hey it tugger nuts. man they're cool
 Lord_Hosk: Is Post Malone bringing THE the one ring?
 KWardJenx: This stream was an absolute joy. Thank you for so wonderfully curating our evening, Angel.
 Micalovits: 1000 Thanks for the Stream!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Mr_Horrible: but they *could've* been
WheatMantis: Spin the wheel!
 e_bloc:  
ThorSokar: Best stream Adam's ever done
 Strebenherz: "I'd do that for free!" 
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 Micalovits: Did you unblock James?
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Mr_Horrible: from somewhere distant, Hall of the Mountain King plays
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
 Shparky2197: Bye, thanks for the stream, friends
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
ThorSokar: ok, byeeeee
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