Crossing the Streams || Drink More Glurp!

 xantos69: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Drink More Glurp) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (6m from now).
 TehAmelie: time enough to get in a 2000 meter run if one is quick
 Singenmeister: !quote paul
  LRRbot: Quote #4708: "I not only punch quicker, but I punch wiser too!" —Paul [2018-02-26]
 Manae: Merry Glurpmas, everyone!
 TehAmelie: mmm, a turkey stuffed with glurp
 DaxStrife: It's coming up... it's coming up... it's coming up... it's coming up...   It's GLURP 
 LadyAiluros: GLUUUUURRRRRP
 TehAmelie: i bet it's viscous enough for stuffing. and will make the turkey amazingly juicy and tasty
 WiJohn: Worrying
 TehAmelie: just don't take any nutritional readings
 WiJohn: Rich in vitamin R
jacqui_lantern234: HAI NERDS!!! reminder that yall are loved beyond measure!!! 
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a little dish for your finger to get wet inside of
 margieargie: I'm figuring it's barely short of gelatinous, so you could probably do some amazing 1950s-style food crimes with it
 TehAmelie: strictly better than jell-o, for sure
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Drink More Glurp) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (0s ago).
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 Blip2004: GLUUUUURP!
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 LordZarano: !next
TheAinMAP: !next
 baltimore_667083: @LRRbot a WHAT
  Juliamon: three-way tie, I say
 LordZarano: Congrats @Manae 
TheAinMAP:  Congrats
 TehAmelie: just imagine this, with glurp https://i.imgur.com/GNVCiLn.jpg
 Manae:  
 SnackPak_:   
 Manae:   
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 GrassVortex:  
jacqui_lantern234: WE GET SIGNAL
 baltimore_667083:   
 PhorrestGaze:   
phoenixfeather14: Gllllluuuuurrrrrppp!!
 TehAmelie: probably needs just the merest particle of gelatin to solidify
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 Geldaran:   
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aitsu100: GLUUUURRRPPP
 margieargie: @TehAmelie Perfection indeed
 PharaohBender27: 369 Time to fetch a nice, tall glass of GLURP
 WiJohn: @TehAmelie I shan't
 Vinewood_OG:   
 xantos69: What up my glip glrups!
TheAinMAP: Signal
trainpants: Gluuuuuuuuuuuuurp!
 DiscordianTokkan: Glurp Glurp!
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 Orlantia: GLUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!
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greatknightgaramond: glurp!
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thebuzzstreams: GLUUUUUUURP
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 baltimore_667083: GLUUUUUUUURP
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 kolintoney: GLUURRRRRRP
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 Drasvin: GLURP!
jacqui_lantern234: UH OH! GLURPIES
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: attack mode socks
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 adept_nekomancer: It's time... to GLURP!
 SnackPak_: @jacqui_lantern234 
 Sorator13: @jacqui_lantern234 oh no
 SymphonySolstice: let the consumption of glurp commence
  Juliamon: Disembodied thumbs-up in the photo is giving me life
Fluffy776:   
sheqesi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 92 months!
 sheqesi: GLUUUUUURRRRRRP!!
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 TehAmelie: many sponsors for today's event eh
digiman619TheAntiDigs: SaLRRtations, all
 Sorator13: Interesting arrangement of studio C in the going live post
 lirazel64: Glurp fills all my hearts with joy.
 Singenmeister: Is Glurp better than Thick Tang? or did the aliens also misunderstand Desert Bus?
 Sorator13: Seems good for a game like this!
 Nigouki: The Glurpening!
 Sorator13: @Singenmeister Glurp is definitely better than Thicc Tang
  Juliamon: Glurp is probably saltier. You know, for the electrolytes.
 Drasvin: @Singenmeister Definitely better. It has more colors!
DideRobot: LRR: Are you drinking enough Glurp? Probably not! Join us on Crossing the streams to fix that! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/115686906655611057
 PharaohBender27: I suddenly remember Strip Search because of this music 
 kevenwith2es: @Juliamon Wanted to thank you for mentioning those Undercover quinoa snacks a while ago.  Got some the other day and they bang!
Earthenone watched 30 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
 saucemaster5000: I want everyone to know istr67 is fucking with my brain
 Drasvin: Glurp's tagline is "Maximum colors. No flavor." Or something like that.
SaxPython: Glup! It's got what [lifeforms] crave!
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 LarkSachrosis: Gluuuuuurrrp!
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 Diabore: drink drink Drink DRINK DRINK!
 adept_nekomancer: Can one ever truly drink enough glurp?
 TehAmelie: it's highly addictive!
digiman619TheAntiDigs: I so rarely get to catch these live
 A_Dub888: Uh ohhhhhh, Glurrrrppyyyyy
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 PharaohBender27: @adept_nekomancer Scientists have been trying to find an answer for decades
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Attack the Shopkeeper.
 Dog_of_Myth: Do not taunt the Glurp.
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patrick_stonecrusher: glurp is hydration neutral, making drinking enough impossible
 Sorator13: @digiman619TheAntiDigs I'm glad you're here, friend!
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Glurp is one of life's great mysteries
 Mazrae: Getting a bag of popcorn ready to go with this glurp
 sheqesi: Shenanigans imminent!!!
 TehAmelie: does it even contain water? maybe just the irreducible element of glurp
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 xantos69: Glurp is no mystery.  But the secret of Glurp is on a need to know basis.
  Juliamon: kevenwith2es Glad to be of help! 
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 NightValien28: GLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
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smurfomancer: Glurp is to Oobleck as water is to acid rain
Aenir798: Time to slurp some glurp
 Mazrae: I would pay to have this song as a ringtone
 moamyn: So ready to Glurp!
WeiseDrachenJaeger: This song is so good
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 CooperTheClearestBlue: Uh-oh! Glurpies!
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TheAinMAP:    
 kusinohki: meows
jibkat: is it crimus?
 DiscordianTokkan: Juingle Jingle
goombalax: glurp Glurp GLURP GLURP
 Nigouki: oh hey they reshot the intro :V
 A_Dub888: ooo how festive
 Sorator13: oh god the jingles
 Drasvin: Crossing the Christmas Streams?
 RatherLargeToad: 
 EchoesOfTheTide: Ooh, festive glurp
 Atarra: jingle glurp, jingle glurp
jibkat: 
 gnomebot1: nice
WriterRaven flops into chat, a can of Glurp in hand
phoenixletmeuseadashd: oh no. Glurp Chriistmas
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 YeetTheRich_: glurp
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TheAinMAP: How long has there been a snow version? 
 margieargie: Ooooh, the special holiday Glurp flavor!
 RatherLargeToad: 
 PharaohBender27: @Nigouki Yes, "reshot"
EvilBadman: @Mazrae https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/album/loading-ready-remix
 wedge_x: thx vfx team
 kevenwith2es: And a merry glurpmas to all
phoenixletmeuseadashd: This round sponsored by Raindeer jerky
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 flatluigi: lucky 7s
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 SnackPak_: 
TheAinMAP: Hello!
 TehAmelie: ahoy!
 baltimore_667083: GLURRRRRRRRRP
 SymphonySolstice: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: ~glurp!~
 PharaohBender27: 
exeJayce: hello!
 betweenmyself: hola
 kusinohki: drink more glurp-nog!!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
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smurfomancer: We did!
Aenir798: It was pretty good
 Nigouki: it was
 empyreon: t'was!
 NightValien28: it was great
 lamina5432: they have a table
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 googoltudoris: i have made several of our friends hate glurp, thanks to you fine people
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iarethel0ser: It was indeed great.
 realbadatthis_: Plompo has big tromples sir glurpy
 kolintoney: It was splendid
 RatherLargeToad: Everybody!  Glurp your body!
 Fruan: Those who are about to glurp, we salute you!
Seventy111: who up drinking they glurp rn
 TehAmelie: if you heard it in the room, would we get an echo echo?
 Marvoleath GLRRP 
Mai_Andra: Adam glurp  
 A_Dub888: It's glur boy
 flatluigi: glrrp
digiman619TheAntiDigs: GLUUUUUUURP!
patrick_stonecrusher: 
far2muchsarcasm subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 115 months!
 far2muchsarcasm: Gluurp
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 Nigouki: or just giving bits whenever Adam tells you to
 loufghyslaufey: The Moonbase: The Space to GLURP;  then GlrrrP more
 SnackPak_: for the ferryman
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GentleFantasticCurlewVoteYea-NKRH7Zu57WvDtW-g
 randombillfolds: I know Matt is sitting right there, but I'm still expecting a 2nd Matt to pop up from behind the coffee table.
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UnsightlyLittleFennelJKanStyle-5OeVg1edE33l0WAS
 A_Dub888 gives Wheeler 5 sanddollars I found on the beach
 Sorator13: ooh, I'm hearing some glurps in the background there
 flatluigi: i'm glad to see that desert bus is continuing
 kusinohki: this is a very cozy 80s sitcom living room set...
Mai_Andra: ♫ place a little coin upon my eyelid for the Boatman~ ♫
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 DarkMorford: GLUUUUUUUUURP!
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 margieargie: Ooooh, advanced Glurp
 the_tutorial_boss: oh, oh no... this is how i die
 the_tutorial_boss: death by laughter
 loufghyslaufey: Must've been legendary, no?
 flatluigi: who up glurping they tubers
 adept_nekomancer: @Mai_Andra ♫ Toss a coin to your Wheeler...♫
 tehfewl: keep Glurp out of your tubes
goombalax: IronGlurp
 Cptasparagus: i play it regularly!
WriterRaven: @tehfewl But then how do I drink more of it?
patrick_stonecrusher: decglurpathon
 SnackPak_: oooo
 Diabore: perfection
 Drasvin: oooo
 Dog_of_Myth: So fancy
Mai_Andra: ♪ froot! froot! ♪
 the_tutorial_boss: its like we're professionals
 TehAmelie: how do arms work?
 Diabore: reminds me of the old old overlay with chat on screen
 tehfewl: @WriterRaven oh, you know *wink*
 SnackPak_: the level is so big
 Diabore: is this switch 2? feels snappier
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 margieargie: Off to a very Glurp start
 Nigouki: oh the crispy smooth 60fps motion
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DeliciousTenaciousMeerkatDatBoi-dzpcrbFDRW2h7CK5
 TehAmelie: haha, there's grapes
 Drasvin: Is this how Glurp is made?
smurfomancer: @Mai_Andra they ARE blueberries!
 the_tutorial_boss: technically finished
NimrodXIV: poke the jelly
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 randomblathering: GLUURRPP!!!
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 Sorator13: graham....
 Marvoleath: fruit by the... arm?
Garfman314: pierce the membrane
 Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun is this on switch 2? seems so much snappier than before
 Mr_Horrible: "Only one man has bested me in a jelly rap battle..."
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patrick_stonecrusher: farm fresh strawberry jelly
 loufghyslaufey: Nah, Adam played at least once at to display 0.9% of his power. <(=w=)>
 Mazrae: Graham sounded more like the King of Town than Bane there for a second there
 the_tutorial_boss: weeeeee
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 kevenwith2es: "They're expecting one of us in the jelly, brother"
EricTheOrange: Ian has lines he wont cross?
 SymphonySolstice: this glurp looks so smooth
 Drasvin: Is it just me, or do the game objects have a fuzzy outline?
 KaleidoscopeMind: don't we all
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 spethycakes: Oh no, the food pyramid strikes again
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 SnackPak_: betrayed by blueberries
jacqui_lantern234: already the antics begin! 
jacqui_lantern234: also gdi cori XD
Garfman314: @mazrae "Poopsmith, get me the giant jelly!"
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69 Happy Glurpsday to all who observe
 Mr_Horrible: every advertising department when June rolls around and they have to put their campaigns on hold
   LoadingReadyRun: this is switch 1, but we are broadcasting at 60fps
Aenir798: I think he was A
 A_Dub888: a
Aenir798: oh
 Mr_Horrible: a
patrick_stonecrusher: they are blueberries, put them on the train 
 Shadowsoflife: a
 spethycakes: 3AD
 DiscordianTokkan: 3AD
 Drasvin: 3AD
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HealthyAbrasivePieImGlitch-K27l98PbXqSHKLrF
jacqui_lantern234: year 3 ad
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 margieargie: Going back to Roman times here
 jacqui_lantern234: @Dog_of_Myth HOW DARE U BE NICE TO ME >:( 
 Dog_of_Myth: @jacqui_lantern234 I dare. 
 Sorator13: Why does Adam not simply crush the fruit with his thighs?
 DiscordianTokkan: *ping*
 loufghyslaufey: @LoadingReadyRun Wait. What if you happened upon.... "TWO, Nintendo Switch 2s?" one day?   
 itira: 
NimrodXIV: jelly: touched
 betweenmyself: so if we replace the Wheel of Doom controls with a Switch Joycon, everyone will be safe from Adam’s madness? 
 public_key_reveal_party: that sounds like quitter talk to me
 BrowneePointz: Vestigial Feets is my experimental project
Aenir798: They don't even have feets, just... legs? arms?
 Sorator13: Yknow what, fair point
 BrowneePointz: no they have feet. those are the dangly bits @Aenir798
Izandai: Udders?
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 DarkMorford: BEEJ
 ContingentCat: They're definitely something
 itira: oh i never noticed the 'legs'
 Sorator13: Beej...
 BrowneePointz: Ian and Beej are entirely made of outside thoughts
 Mr_Horrible: and yet the breach containment, CONSTANTLY
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 TheMandrew: wooo
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 Mr_Horrible: "I got a used car as a way to meet new people as an adult"
LesBeauxPlastiques: this suika game looks different
Lysander_salamander: oh, the stream started!  Hello!
 margieargie: Is it house trained?
butt_ghost: Road Quest Epilogue
 SquareDotCube: 2008 Pontiac
 Mr_Horrible: tfw your Nissan pisses on the carpet for the first 6 months
 Dog_of_Myth: Well, all used cars are fixed.
 BrowneePointz: This is a Pontiac, it's the last of its Breed
 underhill33: it leaves wet spots
EvilBadman: Is it Garage trained
 betweenmyself: I didn’t save the Honda, it saved me!
 adept_nekomancer: "I  don't have to keep it on a leash because it doesn't run well"
 Getter404: From the windoooooow, to the Glurp
 A_Dub888: robbed
 loufghyslaufey: @BrowneePointz Wait, Beej is here? Gawd. He's too incredibly still to notice.   
TheAinMAP: 
butt_ghost: Cockaprius, half prios half poodle
kynelwynn: It's Adam! Has Adam Glurp'ed before?
 ArdCollider: Ian. Phrasing.
 KaleidoscopeMind: bEEJ
 Mr_Horrible: Ian please choose your words
 A_Dub888: Ian "Hard Finish" Horner
 BrowneePointz: I believe Not Finishing Harder is called Celibacy Ian
 Mr_Horrible: I'm not gonna specify how because that plays into your hands
 SquareDotCube: post-area
 Welbog: I have to imagine the developers of this game can just finish every minigame trivially, then say "I don't understand what's hard about this."
jessicaengle: Hello chat!
jessicaengle:   
 TehAmelie: my used car was a Christine, so it sort of put the amount of people i met into negatives
 DiscordianTokkan: Isn't that Heave Ho
 PharaohBender27: 
 loufghyslaufey: @Welbog Also devs: "What? Games are hard!?"
Fluffy776: My kitten loves the fruits but is upset that he can't catch them
 A_Dub888: what about the coconut?
kynelwynn: Counterpoint Ian, "pineapple"
 SquareDotCube: it's a fruit *we* created
 Sorator13: oranges are so good ;-;
 SquareDotCube: that's how bad it is
EikoandMog: Peaches, imo.
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Izandai: Watermelon is indeed the best fruit.
 Getter404: Nope, still Kiwi. Fruit should not remind me of a sleeping guinea pig.
 Arclight_Dynamo: Pomegranate is surely highest effort-to-treat ratio.
 LaconicLad: I heartily disagree with your orange opinions.
 BrowneePointz: No no, Pineapple takes a lot of work, but you get a LOT of pineapple after the work
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 TehAmelie: imagine modding Glurp games into Baby Steps
 A_Dub888: uh ohhh, beefyyy
 margieargie: @BrowneePointz Unfortunately, you get pineapple after all that work
 adept_nekomancer: 
jessicaengle: Beefy jeefy
 PharaohBender27: We built bulk, we built mass
 shamblingkrenshar: Lets put one of those beefy arms on em for good measure
 BrowneePointz: @margieargie skill issue. top tier fruit
jibkat: Beeeeef
 public_key_reveal_party: advice for life
 DaxStrife: @shamblingkrenshar That looks pretty good, comin out the back of his neck there.
 TehAmelie: i think we found the concussions do have a cumulative effect
  Juliamon: Pineapple is a fruit for warriors who want their food to fight back
 A_Dub888: Advice: Get repeatedly concussed
EvilBadman: Me, watching 90s WWF
 BrowneePointz: It's also a fruit for making bomb-ass food
 Arclight_Dynamo: Can you turn around then run backward to protect your head?
 gualdhar: good job 3 Adam Dadivan
 BrowneePointz: I thought Head Trauma was the Guitarist for Korn Graham
 Arclight_Dynamo: Dang. 
 ArdCollider: 3adam tessier-ashpool
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePointz Yep, I got recipes I use for sweet and sour tofu and pineapple fried rice that include pineapple, though I use canned rather than fresh
 Welbog: 100%
kynelwynn: Matt. Quit sounding like my date last night
 BrowneePointz: That's what she said?
 A_Dub888: uh ohhh, flickyyy
 adept_nekomancer: Majestic, like a malfunctioning kangaroo
 PharaohBender27: 
Izandai: 
 shamblingkrenshar: Monkey jump. Monkey smash into hurdle
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jessicaengle: Bej!
 NoxStryx: Has Graham heard the song that has been going around written from the 1998 hell in a cell commentary, Hell is in Pittsburg Tonight?
Izandai: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Getter404: "Hurdles Beorj gains 5,000 concussions a year and thus is an anomaly"
 BrowneePointz: Beej knows all about Kiss Kiss Fall in Love
 A_Dub888:  HIT THE LEVER 
 zianna_jean: Lol
 BrowneePointz: Pachinko Straightarms is the BEST gangster name
 BrowneePointz: or a Mafia Hitman
 tdapenguin: @Getter404 even worse: hurdles beorj gains 5,000 concussions a year and thus is smack-on the average for the glurp league hurdles
WriterRaven: It's a Hideo Kojima name.
 ContingentCat: Or both!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GloriousCoweringSamosaImGlitch-S-AxlGy5_gSGdRXE
  Juliamon: big Jonny Tightlips energy
 TehAmelie: was any of that on purpose?
johnnylongtorso: xStraightArmsx
 tidehollowcat: Pachinko Straight Arms, my favorite character from Goncharov
 KaleidoscopeMind: uh oh
 A_Dub888: 
Izandai: 
jessicaengle: Pachinko is a harsh mistress
 ContingentCat: It do be like that
 GasCityGaming: Does anyone in chat have the Pachinko Straight Arms Amiibo? Will trade Marth.
 Getter404: I'm beginning to suspect this is why Pachinko is not played using marbles instead of tiny bowling pins
Izandai:  WOW GRAHAM
 Arclight_Dynamo: Look, this isn't even all that odd an event - all sports take place in a giant gambling machine these days.
TheAinMAP: Wow!
 KaleidoscopeMind: 30 cm
 BrowneePointz: Hey! Hey! He's the Prettiest Princess!
HavenDragon: i just got a Sidon Amiibo 
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 Mr_Horrible: famous last words, Cori
 shamblingkrenshar: @Arclight_Dynamo Sponsored by Draft Kings: Pachinko Fall!
 SquareDotCube: just get a bootleg card like everyone else
 TehAmelie: oooh
jibkat: 
 ContingentCat: Welp
 A_Dub888: well well
 shamblingkrenshar: That stance... it can't be!
 ContingentCat: Wow
 Hangedman: ah, the Upward Monkey Manoeuvre
kynelwynn: What the hell's a puma?
Izandai: oh no
 adept_nekomancer: Initial G(lurp)
 GasCityGaming: @kynelwynn cougar
 SnackPak_: just tap it in
Izandai: 
 A_Dub888: 
jibkat: 
 Rhynerd: I wonder what'd happen if you did just drive into the ball
 ContingentCat: 
jessicaengle: 
kynelwynn: @GasCityGaming I call it the warthog
 tdapenguin: shout out to RvB fans
kynelwynn: Was my intent
jibkat: 
 Drasvin: 
 TehAmelie: one ball got up there!
 shamblingkrenshar: I can never actually manage a throw in this game
 CaptainSpam: Graham STILL maintains the lead!
 adept_nekomancer: Do not spook the ball
 margieargie: I appreciate the consistency on display here
 ContingentCat: Worked
Izandai: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: lol
jibkat: 
offbeatwitch: congratulations everybody
 Dog_of_Myth: 
jibkat: perfection
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 TehAmelie: very tight race
 ContingentCat: 
jessicaengle: 
 BraveOthello: Straight glurpin it
offbeatwitch: that's the worst anyone's ever done it
 Fruan: T H E M A CH I N E
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Vinewood_OG: Prepare for die!
 TheWriterAleph: gravity squeeze
iarethel0ser: Egg
 adept_nekomancer: E G G
 A_Dub888: !findquote egg
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 shamblingkrenshar: Tragic dropped combo there
 KaleidoscopeMind: *grabby hands*
NimrodXIV: >.
 SquareDotCube: me want ball
 BraveOthello: Uh, watcha doing over there LRR?
 BraveOthello: Just glurpin it?
 Sethalidos: GLUUUURP!
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Valkryir: stack ranking crapshots
 A_Dub888: I thought you built this company off the promise of a backpacking trip...
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 ContingentCat: That's what I think of LRR high steaks
Seventy111: Adam when are you playing this on Oki Oki
 shamblingkrenshar: @A_Dub888 And twenty years later we're watching his travel vlogs! It was a masterful long con
ekplayscards: hey gamers hope everyone's having a good monday
 Mr_Horrible: "I've-" *checks smudge notes on hand* "-always said that?"
 azureHaights: I believe it's actually spelled Deneuve
 Mr_Horrible: do they come with the trapper keepers?
 KaleidoscopeMind: with built-in locks?
 SquareDotCube: the perpetual backwards spin dunk
 Getter404: Were they coin-operated?
 A_Dub888: wiggins or griffiths?
 DarkMorford: Could probably fit David in one of those
 TehAmelie: believe in the ball and throw yourself!
ekplayscards: The high key hack for Facebook marketplace is to get rich kid hobby stuff like cameras and podcast equipment from people who quit after a month. 
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
 Nigouki: getting the lockers just for the sound they make when you slam them
 Sheikun07: It's like golf, clearly
 PharaohBender27: @DarkMorford DB David, you mean?
 raulghoulia: "Stay out of Riverdale!"
HavenDragon: is a non-affectionate Kabedon a Kabedon't?
 kusinohki: speaking of lockers - I still kind of like the idea of LRR buying an old high school for a moon base...
 Mr_Horrible: I don't think either party would *enjoy* it, but I, the entitled viewer, need this to happen
 BrowneePointz: put that in the midwest call it Desert Bus for Ope
ghyllnox: Desert Us 
 loufghyslaufey: BUS Express?
 Vinewood_OG: "Where's my cut of the wheel money?"
 public_key_reveal_party: the bus has guidelines, the subathon is a lawless place
 the_tutorial_boss: FUND IT
 KaleidoscopeMind: what about a dead mall
 flatluigi: how much money would an entire highschool cost
 A_Dub888: IRL PUBG 2
ekplayscards: Graham does give off "cool high school principal" vibes
 BrowneePointz: it's cuz there was 5 of you
 Getter404: Abbott Elementary got WEIRD after the last round of strikes...
 BrowneePointz: Adam
The_Voices: i know some people have converted old schools into homes
 loufghyslaufey: Wuh? Yikes. They don't?
 PharaohBender27: @flatluigi Probably a LOT unless it was riddled with health hazards
 the_tutorial_boss: attention students, BUTTS!
Izandai: 
 Mr_Horrible: Adam's morning announcements was just the cow outside mooing every morning
 the_tutorial_boss: that is all
 kusinohki: sorry.  it was a while ago, but I saw an article of an old high school for sale.  this was somewhere in indiana...
 Sorator13: Fun fact: My high school history teacher got so angry at the announcements interrupting our exams that she ripped the intercom off the wall
 WiJohn: Attention students of LRR High, a nefarious not-a-cult has infiltrated our chat
 ShaneLeeAtk: We had Channel One and honeymoon announcements
 Mr_Horrible: homeroom not at the start of the day is deranged
 ShaneLeeAtk: Homeroom
 adept_nekomancer: @BrowneePointz [Announcement sound] ["In the Hall of the Mountain King" begins playing]
 ContingentCat: That's an odd choice
HavenDragon: my high school had a student-run news broadcast during homeroom
 shamblingkrenshar: Does LRR High have a Crab Time class?
 A_Dub888: Adam's radioactive?
 Getter404: The Adam yearns for the mines
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: GLUUUUURRRPPP
 Mr_Horrible: Adam lived in that Wes Anderson film?
 SnackPak_: o7
  bv310: Hey now, U-City is very nice
 itira: thats why Adam has the black lung
 Dog_of_Myth: 
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Simonark: What’s the one random thing your disused high school would have that no other high school in the county did? Mine had a literal hair salon no one ever used.
 LarkSachrosis: Jaysus
 kevenwith2es: Mole Man Savidan they call him.
 ContingentCat: That's why he hates Minecraft
 raulghoulia: The deep deep lore
 loufghyslaufey: @Getter404 Nuh-uh! That's  man
 Vinewood_OG: He has multiple reasons to hate Imagine Dragons
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Homeroom not being first is like...I can't even think of it
EvilBadman: Aw man, just a place like how they did Scrubs where the crew just lived at the hospital because it had the rooms
 A_Dub888: @kevenwith2es Mole mavidan
 Mr_Horrible: every time I'm reminded of this, it makes more sense why Adam is very Not Online
 PharaohBender27: I don't remember if there were daily announcements at my high school. There were at my middle school, and every day for MONTHS the principal would end it with, "Geese fly in a V, but there has to be a lead goose. YOU could be that leader!" Like to the point it was embarassing.
 ani_laurel: yeah, Hanna is teeny
 the_tutorial_boss: me over here, with a graduating class in the tripple digits
 underhill33: My high school had 3,000...
 BrowneePointz: oh matt had junior high
 Mr_Horrible: that was semi-common around me, Matt
 PharaohBender27: To the point said principal's son, who was a student at the time, begged him to stop doing that
EvilBadman: That's very United States, Matt
 Getter404: Glurp smarter, not harder
TheAinMAP: 
 GasCityGaming: Yeah, mine was 43
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: My graduating class would've been around 1,200 if we hadn't moved to a much less crappy town
 Mr_Horrible: some "elementary" schools were K-6, most were K-5
 itira: there were 350 in my grad class
 jacqui_lantern234: my grand class was 15
 GasCityGaming: Grew up ion Hudson Bay SK 
 jacqui_lantern234: grad*
  bv310: I teach up in the other big northern Sask town, our Grad class last year was 34.
 TehAmelie: my whole school, grade 1-12, had under 300 students
 ani_laurel: my graduating class was 800 people and all the names took forever
 cobthegreat: My class was 900
 KaleidoscopeMind: yup
 the_tutorial_boss: yup
Mai_Andra: Yeah, my graduating class was 7, but I went to a church school.
 SnackPak_: my grad class was 1000, and they did that
 ContingentCat: Or you just don't go lol
 CaptainCoriale: uh-huh
 tdapenguin: @PharaohBender27 ... also, geese trade off who's the leader because it's exhausting. and then the formerly-lead goose gets to go to the back which is the least effort position.
Valkryir: I had a uni class where I was the only one to attend the lectures. (I fell asleep)
 Mazrae: My school had separate schools for 6th, 7th and 8th grade, a school for each
 PharaohBender27: I want to say my high school graduating class was around 500, but I grew up in a well-populated suburban area
Izandai: 
ghyllnox: 
Lysander_salamander: mooo
 the_tutorial_boss: had 3 cafeterias, all filled to the brim
 shamblingkrenshar: When I graduated we actually got an empty folder because the diplomas weren't actually done yet.
 Mr_Horrible: "One must imagine Sisyphus educated"
 ContingentCat: Wow
 Hangedman: deeply baffling
 A_Dub888: my class was split, but my last name starts with W so I still had to wait til the end
Seventy111: that’s why you run laps in gym, practice for graduation
TheAinMAP: 
 Tangsm: My school didn't even have the degrees printed. The folders they handed us were empty. There was no reason to even show up
 Mr_Horrible: Stephen King's "The Long Grad"
jessicaengle:   
 GasCityGaming: 12 minute run anybody?
 PharaohBender27: @tdapenguin Someone could have told Mr. Moore that (yeah I'm calling him out by name, it's been 25 years)
WriterRaven: EFF the beep test. That is literal torture.
 KaleidoscopeMind: every couple MONTHS??
 BrowneePointz: we had to do the Mile every Semester
 ani_laurel: beep test in middle school but i quit gym after 10
Izandai: The Fitness Gram Pacer Test?
HavenDragon: i got my GED, so i never went to my high school graduation. i did get my GED w honors so there was a GED graduation but there were like 9 ppl there
EvilBadman: Our HS tried the gambit of "don't fuck around at Grad, we are not giving you the diploma until after it will be mailed" (that was a lie)
 putz12a: pacer test, yeah
 the_tutorial_boss: fitness test was oce a year and they didnt care either way
 foolish_s4mwise: BUS the beep test
 SymphonySolstice: screw the beep test man
 CaptainCoriale: my graduating class was 870, they rented out the auditorium of the local college for commencement and ran it like a regiment - name called every five seconds
 KaleidoscopeMind: the pacer test
 ContingentCat: I stopped taking Phys Ed once I could after grade 10
 GasCityGaming: over 40 was an A I think?
 Arclight_Dynamo: Beep test suuuucked.
 PigmyWurm: My last name starts with a W and a storm was coming in so I basically sprinted to get my diploma so that no one got struck by lightning (I saw a bolt int he distance as I was walking towards the stage).
 Isaac3567: Every month was push-up test, sit-up test, mile run, endurance skipping, and the Beep test
 Mr_Horrible: we had the Fitness Tests every year. Sit & Reach, Mile Run, Pull Ups, Sit Ups, Shuttle Run, and... one more I can't remember
 Blip2004: we never had those timed.
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Who else recently learned that we all did square dancing in middle school because Henry Ford was antisemitic
 ContingentCat: I hated the beep test so much
oberon939: The pacer test is an aerobic capacity test
 tdapenguin: @PharaohBender27 my condolences for your middle school experience.
 Aceviru: I hated the pacers but now as I'm older I appreciate it
 GreatSacrificer: urgh...  bad memories of high school gym class
Izandai: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo what
 lamina5432: how about the mile
 the_tutorial_boss: 4 around the football feild
 Mr_Horrible: I think I had *1* year where I didn't just walk the mile run and piss off my instructor
 adept_nekomancer: We had to run a mile once a year, and then everyone would try and mostly fail to do pull-ups.
 A_Dub888: uh ohhhh, loopieessss
  TStodden: I'm a bit sad that the only thing remaining from my schools is the original HS gym.  K-3 gone... 4-5 gone... 6-8 sold off...
 TehAmelie: Adam's like "what's a normal lap number people would do in 12 minutes? like 25, probably"
 KaleidoscopeMind: am cori ok
 ani_laurel: what the fuck?
Izandai: 
 Welbog: Wow
 Arclight_Dynamo: My gym teacher once had us walk over to a nearby park. Gave us a head start. He said is we didn't get there before him, we'd run laps the whole class. When we were halfway there, he rolled past us in his Jeep.
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: It's a long story, but the TLDR is Henry Ford paid for orgs to promote "traditional American dancing" because jazz music was taking off, and the producers who were willing to fund black musicians were often jewish
   LoadingReadyRun:  my highschool didn't have a PA because the building was too old. Homeroom teachers were given printed out announcements to read out at the beginning of the day
 BrowneePointz: nah they made us go to the track and run a mile
 PharaohBender27: @tdapenguin Thank you, though that's one of the *fonder* memories of that time (my middle school experience sucked to the point that if I was to choose reliving middle school or high school, I'd windmill slam high school)
 GasCityGaming: 40 was a 100% when I was in school for the 12 minute run
 Mr_Horrible: okay we know Matt wasn't chased by the killer, then
Izandai: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo Hhhhhhhhhhuh
JadedCynic: I'd gone to kindergarten in one town, then we moved, and I went to 1-6 in 'primary' and 'elementary' (two different sides of one school, then 7-9 and a 'junior-high' and finally 10-12 in a 'senior high'.  And we had the 20-minute run in senior high - you went to the neighboring Canada Games Park track and get judged on how far you could run in 20-min.
 theevermist: For some reason the beep test when I was in school would always be on a day after I had morning hockey practice so it sucked so much
 Mr_Horrible: sure did
 the_tutorial_boss: nope
 Mr_Horrible: Iowa schools, baybeeeee
 Blip2004: Line dancing, for years
 BrowneePointz: ah yes. Racism Dancing
 SymphonySolstice: we had to yes
 DiscordianTokkan: We thankfully got to do Swing Dancing instead of Square or Line
 TehAmelie: my school's PA system was, i kid you not, a sheep bell
 lamina5432: my elementary was the best we had a climbing wall
 theevermist: square dancing was fun
 CaptainCoriale: @Mr_Horrible lool same
Izandai: oh no
 jvetting83: We did Tae Bo for gym.
 Getter404: That stuff made it north of the border? Henry Ford's cultural reign of terror knows no bounds
 ContingentCat: My high school had a pool so we had swimming, I just refused
hypergirlie_hyperpop: can you show us your line dance ian
 UnknownFriday: I'd have sucked at that.
 TehAmelie: i clearly went to school in the 1800s
 PharaohBender27: I sadly have to head out for some business; if I'm not back before stream ends, great to see you all here!  
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NimrodXIV: lol
 Mr_Horrible: Ian making his classmates do Geddan
 Arclight_Dynamo: New LRL segment?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My school was so nerdy you only needed to do one thing of gym, but most of us had more than 8 AP classes by graduations
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
ghyllnox: OHNO
 NotCainNorAbel: Ian's Line Dance of Silly Walks
WriterRaven: Ian "You Don't Let Me Do That Twice" Horner
 kevenwith2es: Our high school's detention was walking in circles for an hour.
 BigDaddyBland87: My high school PE was mostly pickleball...years before it got big
 Vinewood_OG: Ian doing the gant gant
 Territan: Now I'm picturing a square dance bit on some future LoadingReadyLive.
 tehfewl: gym class was where i learned the Electric Slide, which would serve me well later in life
KeytarCat: Ian "Never Again" Horner
 UnknownFriday: I was lucky that our high school gave a PE waiver for band, so since I was gonna be in band all four years anyway...
 kolintoney: In elementary school we learned the Electric Slide as part of PE
Lysander_salamander: nice
 PigmyWurm: In highschool we got to "pick" our gym classes, which was done by, at the start of the semester, everyone for that period lining up on one side of the gym, and the tables to sign up for the the different classes were at the other, and it was basically a free for all to get to the class you wanted (especially by the time it was the freshmens turn when most of the classes were full)
 A_Dub888: My school offered Karate for PE
 BrowneePointz: yea for folks who DON'T know. Line dancing has really awkward background
 GasCityGaming: our detention was just going to room number '207' we didn't use the word detention, we just said "I got a 207"
 BrowneePointz: Thanks Henry Ford
 Mr_Horrible: the number of days I had to move along to that same Tai Bo (sp?) tape...
 GasCityGaming: the hill and the flats
 Shadowsoflife: @A_Dub888 neat
Izandai: Adam
 azureHaights: There's the brim, and there's the --
 GasCityGaming: the coulee run!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I also never had anyone tell me that I should go get evaluated by a physical therapist, so in my early 20's when I got 3 hip surgeries for a congenital hip issues, you know, unhappy with the many sports I was shit at
 GasCityGaming: it is STEEP!
 the_tutorial_boss: F or C?
ghyllnox: Urgh
 Mr_Horrible: did they at least play Kate Bush for you?
 Goombill: It's weird to hear people on the internet acknowledge Medicine Hat
TheAinMAP: 
  TStodden: @CaptainCoriale Same here... although the local school is on it's second merger... & this year's Class A FB Champ.
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Thank God my high school would just let the nerds and art kids just walk the track instead of playing whatever sport
 GasCityGaming: Shoulton hill!
Lysander_salamander: the dead teacher loop
 Mr_Horrible: so they're gonna make every kid hate that dead PE teacher?
 GasCityGaming: 
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
jibkat: f's in chat
 Arclight_Dynamo: "There are two levels to Medicine Hat." It has a second form?!
 the_tutorial_boss: YEET
 Shadowsoflife: F
Izandai: Of course. The gnome.
 KaleidoscopeMind: "that was cuz of the gnome"
 KaleidoscopeMind: of course
 A_Dub888: !findquote gnome
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 adept_nekomancer: There's no place like gnome.
 public_key_reveal_party: the gnome that makes you fly
 Getter404: "That was because of the gnome" can apply to so many aspects of Ian's life.
  SmithKurosaki: @Goombill In this channel, more likely than you think
 the_tutorial_boss: excuse me?
nyoomgoom: lordy
  bv310: IAN
 Mr_Horrible: on the dawn the third day, look to the east
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SmithKurosaki Way more likely than you think
 BrowneePointz: Did anyone else do Tinikling in elementary school?
  TStodden: IIRC, my old PE teacher now does English.
 A_Dub888: Magnets? How do they work?
Izandai: Huh
 the_tutorial_boss: ultimate uppies
 shamblingkrenshar: So majestic, as it flies through the air
 CaptainSpam: Glass off time.
 Fruan: Flippers? Where we're going, you won't need flippers!
 Goombill: @Thefluffiestguineapig Good point, I'm just used to it being the city all the old people in my family moved to.
 Marvoleath: When your pinball machine has steel balls and you cheat with magnet?
 Mazrae: Dang no mini guy
  SmithKurosaki: Yea tiny on this is brutal
 the_tutorial_boss: thank you Graham
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The shrink ray one most memorably
 Marvoleath: Tiny or the ball'n'chain
Izandai: 
 Gekyouryuu: Off topic, possibly of interest to Ian and Beej: my lgs got in, and then the manager on shift gave me as an early Christmas gift, a playmat of Hokusai's Under the Great Wave
 mwlsn: evening all - how much glurp have we already drunk?
 magical_writer: Escape from Glurp
Garfman314: yeah, i remember graham doing terribly on pinball with Tiny
 dumbo3k: Escape from Glurpov
 tidehollowcat: Escape from Glurpkov
  SmithKurosaki: I mean, someone escaped Tarkov recently. Why not Glurp
mercano82: Escape from Pinbalov
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 Mr_Horrible: @Gekyouryuu oh that's sick
 AugmentingPath: decided to play Hedgehog Launch instead of Glurp
Lysander_salamander: Spase!
patrick_stonecrusher: escape from glurpoff
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Garfman314 Did anyone get over 2 in that round?
 TheNerdWonder: @mwlsn several firkins
EvilBadman: You go into low orbit and there's a whole comet of orbs
 the_tutorial_boss: i smell a crapshot sketch~~~
 CaptainSpam: Flippers still work!
 Mr_Horrible: Beej posting a tiktok from the driver's seat of his car and everyone going "OH NOOOOO"
 Tiber727: No Graham, that's the anime roundup. 
phoenixletmeuseadashd: the kid also looked like a chick track character
 JKBalch: Stay tuned for the sequel: Gluep! In! Space!
 public_key_reveal_party: that goes pretty hard
 Mr_Horrible: real Zendaya Is Meechee energy
 mwlsn: @TheNerdWonder excellent word! still think we could imbibe more tho
Seventy111: none of these words are in the Bible
 raulghoulia: https://www.jacketsmasters.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/atari-jacket-1.jpg
 kusinohki: I tried to get a starfighter badge from activision by getting a certain score in teh game...
 public_key_reveal_party: the what
 SquareDotCube: Meanwhile Columbia is doing close reproductions of the clothing the Rebels are wearing on Endor
 BrowneePointz: i know lots who pump to Gundam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Seventy111 Only some of them are real words!
 BrowneePointz: Reebok ain't special
 the_tutorial_boss: i want that jacket
Izandai: @BrowneePointz 
 Mr_Horrible: "It magnets you *towards* the whatever" and I thought he was still talking about the atari jacket
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  SmithKurosaki: So close
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 the_tutorial_boss: does the red one make you run 3x faster?
Izandai: Good strategy from Beej to wait to ask Ian about this until it was his turn.
 Mr_Horrible: "Without kira-kira I cannot wear these shoes"
 Aceviru: The kart one is sweet
 shamblingkrenshar: You do fly in Mario Kart
iarethel0ser: Time for Crab!
 adept_nekomancer: 
 NotCainNorAbel:   
Izandai: oh no
 Getter404: Time For Crab
 Mr_Horrible:   
 TheWriterAleph: 
 CaptainSpam: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How is Matt so consistently good at this game?
 Sheikun07: 
 ContingentCat: 
TheAinMAP: 
 Marvoleath: 
 the_tutorial_boss: on a crab note
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Megaparsec256: 
 mwlsn: @SquareDotCube Branded, or similar design?
 shamblingkrenshar: 
 Drasvin: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 tidehollowcat: so wiggly
nyoomgoom: just like did a judo throw on that wiggle thing
 lamina5432:  
 LarkSachrosis: !adult
  LRRbot: I need a better adult!
 adept_nekomancer: Nowadays we call that the "save icon"
 Getter404: I have been tricked into remembering Revenge Of The Nerds and I hate it
Ranakel: Oh no! I'm late for Glurpmas!
Valkryir: the physical comedy of this game
 James_the_Dabbler: If your discus is floppy, you should probably talk to a doctor
 SquareDotCube: @mwlsn Both, here's the page for them: https://www.columbia.com/starwars/
 Sethalidos: BEEJ!
 the_tutorial_boss: sure?
 NotCainNorAbel: pushing a wet rope
 KaleidoscopeMind: "just throw it"
 Chantzzzzz: I think they sourced that thing from Gang Beasts
 Vinewood_OG: 
 SquareDotCube: throwing a hot dog down the hallway
 mwlsn: @SquareDotCube thanks!
 TheWriterAleph: splap
 Drasvin: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
 margieargie: Wow
TheAinMAP: 
Lysander_salamander: yay
 A_Dub888: HANG TIME
Garfman314: interestingly, it measures from the center
 ContingentCat:  time
 Diabore: i think it was nelly and a triangle
 Drasvin: I think that was Nelson
 Mr_Horrible: I remember that with a box, specifically
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej managed to fling it backwards
 Shadowsoflife: 
Izandai: Biggle
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I know there was once Beej couldn't pick it up at all
Garfman314: "someone had the floppy thing" says graham
Lysander_salamander: winding up
 ArdCollider: if you shake more than *how* many times it's just playing with it?
 Mr_Horrible: "Perfectly balanced, as all things should be"
Seventy111: straight up jorkin it
 margieargie: Didn't know you could do this on Twitch
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam "I don't know what to do" is all of Glurp
Lysander_salamander: aw
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DiscordianTokkan: *flop*
hypergirlie_hyperpop: 
Izandai: 
 public_key_reveal_party: fixed
 teddywhosabear: glurp
ghyllnox: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 PhorrestGaze: good flop
 Getter404: And by "it" I mean m'discus
Lysander_salamander: ew
 DiscordianTokkan: florp
ghyllnox: OH GOOD
 ContingentCat: Oh nooo
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 teddywhosabear: m'glurp
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 wedge_x: glurp orotlan
 SquareDotCube: you mean an anorak?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @wedge_x  Shielding yourself from the eyes of a judgemental God
 BrowneePointz: Glurp Ortolan is my favorite Star Wars character
Izandai: WHAT
nyoomgoom: awesome dance
 Drasvin: XD
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahah
 public_key_reveal_party: it has become sentient
Izandai: 
 adept_nekomancer: Noodle dance!  Noodle dance!
TheAinMAP: Physics!
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iarethel0ser: Wiggly's haunted.
VinylMinty: Couldnt ian picked it up before it flopper?
Lysander_salamander: it's like hitting the tilt on pinball
ghyllnox: Wat
nyoomgoom: that ruled
 margieargie: Glad it slow-rolled that
 public_key_reveal_party: glurp's haunted
 jchinnock: the static electricity!
 Drasvin: Time for ettiqute
 Mr_Horrible: I need another adventure Bomberhands game
 CaptainSpam: Great News Bomb Hands was my favorite of the Great Lakes Avengers.
Garfman314: higlights?!?!
 gualdhar: Bomb hands, grenade fingers
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PlumpColorfulCucumberStoneLightning-ngfKyG8gtKGiWD6D
 James_the_Dabbler: WHY would you name it that @SymphonySolstice
 Mazrae: Now that was a sidewalk slam
 Mr_Horrible: 
Lysander_salamander: I should get more timtams
 A_Dub888: so anyway I started smashing...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And then I started blasting
 TheWriterAleph: 
nyoomgoom: yessss let's go love that song
kynelwynn: When did this become Drawfee?
 foolish_s4mwise: god I love that song
 BrowneePointz: DJ Tim-Tammy
 SymphonySolstice: @James_the_Dabbler necessity
Izandai: Matt's just good at sticking to balls.
 BrowneePointz: wait damnit that was Cascada
 Mr_Horrible: flashbacks to doing my homework at 2am listening to nonstop Cascada
Lysander_salamander: ready to sin
 ContingentCat: So? Envy?
 BrowneePointz: oh the Homophobic Bellringers
 Shadowsoflife: Ian plz
nyoomgoom: yes ian
Izandai: 
 loufghyslaufey: Wut?
 wedge_x: hell yeah
 SymphonySolstice: based
JadedCynic: oh, you mean The Bigot Bucket?
 Shadowsoflife: keep doing that
Valkryir: charity muggers - chuggers
 LadyAiluros: Yes Ian Yes!
ghyllnox: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 adept_nekomancer: Actually that's perfect
 Mr_Horrible: and you can watch them shrivel up like the cryptkeeper
 flatluigi: (the salvation army is Bad)
 BrowneePointz: THE BIGOT BUCKET! LOL
 calculated_uncertainties: That is gold
 public_key_reveal_party: that's good
Izandai: TOS
 UnknownFriday: Gonna start doing that.
 ProcyonFlynn: Adding that to the list, great reply
jessicaengle: Rude
JadedCynic: good one, Ian 
 Sethalidos: Ian, no
 DiscordianTokkan: Milt
 teddywhosabear: salvain'tion army, more like!
 YeetTheRich_: colin fish birth
 ContingentCat: Firth
 NotCainNorAbel: sloth
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Matt's strategy just flailing?
 Geldaran: I'll take Rage, please.
 Mr_Horrible: "What are you channeling?" "Charged Dash."
 PigmyWurm: Happy Wrath!
 AugmentingPath: tied pride
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Avarice is greed. Wrath is rage
 BusTed: let's go Player 3AD
 Mr_Horrible: he's used to running around picking up dogshit, PoE2 league starts Friday 
Izandai: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VictoriousExpensiveBatCurseLit-NNtcRjIb0LwMH33b
 Sheikun07: Spin those arms like an excited puppy!
 Shadowsoflife: Channeling, spin dash
 Mr_Horrible: strike me down I will become more cringe than you can imagine, Savidan
 Vinewood_OG: Still one more in the chamber?
 Mr_Horrible: damn, truth nuke
KeytarCat: Imagine getting a handy from Sloth_FMA
 SymphonySolstice: that sounds kinda cringe tbh
Alex_Frostfire: Discount Dave's Gravity!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES MATT YES
 BrowneePointz: tell him he's too straight to tell you things
 BusTed: huh
 adept_nekomancer: So what I've learned here is that the seven deadly sins include greed, sloth, anger, spin dash, and Cascada.
 shamblingkrenshar: Why do they even have that shape?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no!!!!
  SmithKurosaki: Moons Haunted
Izandai: I did not know there were things in the sky in this stage.
 Vinewood_OG: Cringemas comes earlier every year.
Izandai: 
 SymphonySolstice: rude!
 underhill33: rood
JadedCynic: 
nyoomgoom: incredible
 Gekyouryuu: too OLD for Blorbo? Blorbo is a Tumblr term, and Tumblr is, by volume, mostly Millenials
 A_Dub888: 
nyoomgoom: ooohhhh
 Getter404: "It comes from the SQUAAARE moon!"
 CaptainSpam: WOAH
 SnackPak_: dang
 BusTed: gaming
 DiscordianTokkan: Gaddang
 SymphonySolstice: speed
Izandai: Graham's a master of the stairs.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That green jello end square just needs to be the entire back wall for this event
Alex_Frostfire: Dang!
TheAinMAP: 
EvilBadman: Majora's Mask with a cube moon
The_Voices: wow
 Sheikun07: Hot dang!
nyoomgoom: he's gaming
 ContingentCat: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: GODDAMN how did that happen????
Izandai: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Same Graham
JadedCynic: oh Matt 
 ContingentCat:  matt
 calculated_uncertainties: SteAlth training
 Sorator13: oh, big same G
JadedCynic: you still didn't want to 'disturb anyone'
 Sorator13: Very lightfooted because I had to sneak down stairs to play computer games after my parents went to bed
Izandai: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah, you grow up in old houses and are accused of being VERY sneaky as an adult
 the_tutorial_boss: im quiet cause I dont want to hear the noise, not cause i needed to get out
 lightfut: i, too, am soft of step
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Izandai: 
EvilBadman: Better not be at one of those...lan parties.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @the_tutorial_boss Same
jibkat: 1/1!
JadedCynic: 
Izandai: 
Morrigan9: with your mom
Izandai: 
 Twilight_Spark: Related
 DiscordianTokkan: "In a fight, right?" "NOPE"
 Mr_Horrible: in a fight dot meme
ghyllnox: 
 Sorator13: Adam, is he single?
Izandai: Oh baby
 Vinewood_OG: To the sexnasium!
Seventy111: my dad could beat off your dad
 loufghyslaufey:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam immediately determines how to optimize it
 raulghoulia: Im adopted so I mused aloud as child once at school that maybe my parents never has sex
 ContingentCat: Adams dad: I can show you the world~
EikoandMog: DAMN
 Scy_Anide: Happily coughing up a storm any time I laugh
 jacqui_lantern234: LETS GO CORI
Izandai: OH DAMN
 SnackPak_: amazing
 CaptainSpam: Daaaaaaaaaamn
 Mr_Horrible: holy shit
 SymphonySolstice: wow gaming
ghyllnox: Yooooo
 Scy_Anide: (getting over I think the flu still)
 Sheikun07: Sub 13 let's gooooo
 realbadatthis_: My "my father had lots of sex" tshirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
Izandai: oh no
nyoomgoom: gaming!!
 margieargie: Always good when Ian says something like that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no, is it Ian's normal method?
 the_tutorial_boss: cause WHY would Ian do it the way everyone else did it
Izandai: ?????
 ContingentCat: IAN
Izandai: Ian what are you...
Lysander_salamander: oh well
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh well
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My prediction immediately comes true
 Mr_Horrible: I wonder what Mike Ginn thinks of his legacy
 kolintoney: I would love to take that photo
 SquareDotCube: still waiting for that "it not perfect system" shirt
  SmithKurosaki: Milk jug as a bonus
EvilBadman: So that's a no on the "Single and Baptized" shirt?
JadedCynic: @SquareDotCube same
 Scy_Anide: Wow
Lysander_salamander: yay
 Vinewood_OG: Me standing on a bridge pointing in the water
TheAinMAP: 
 tdapenguin: oh, hey, beej! i just wanna put in the good word for tshirts children's sizes. Tiny Penguin keeps asking for it to happen
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You should contact this company about a Dave's Spokesman collab
Izandai: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 circusofkirkus: LMAO
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH
  SmithKurosaki: WEll done
 SymphonySolstice: 
 SnackPak_: power move
Izandai: PERFECT
 BusTed: perfect
 jacqui_lantern234: ADAM YES
Aenir798: Oh my god
ghyllnox: LMAO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
 teddywhosabear: valid
 Mr_Horrible: "I could do this to your head"
 Scy_Anide: Epic
nyoomgoom: awesome
JadedCynic: YES< Adam 
 circusofkirkus: next send them the 2hr wheel stream
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: THAT'S AMAZING
 ContingentCat: Lol how do you explain this
 MrSarkhan: Amazing!
 raulghoulia: professional milk jug breaker
WriterRaven: Perfection.
NimrodXIV: perfect
 flatluigi: writes down "onlyfans"
 loufghyslaufey: Wuh?
nyoomgoom: *do* they think?
 Vinewood_OG: Onlyjugs
 flatluigi: quick, everyone, post the milk jug clip so that people have context
 dumbo3k: no think, only jug
 loufghyslaufey: Wait. Who'd he tell?
hypergirlie_hyperpop: what is the milk jug clip?
 HorusFive: @Vinewood_OG As little as possible
 couchboyj: Should set milk jug clip to hall og the mountain king as a video resume
 loufghyslaufey:        
 public_key_reveal_party: next time adam can follow up with the watermelon breaking one
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 jacqui_lantern234: related, my girlfriend actively wants me to do the watermelon. shes convinced i can crush one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @public_key_reveal_party There are many clips from that episode, this can be drip fed out over many meetings
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Ah, the downside of catching it live: The ads aren't edited out
  SmithKurosaki: @hypergirlie_hyperpop One of the lives in the past couple months featured Adam absolutely /crushing/ stuff with his thighs to make a drink
 Mr_Horrible: although honestly "being silly in physical skits online" has become much more mainstream in the zeitgeist as a career people are at least aware of
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hypergirlie_hyperpop: @SmithKurosaki I see.
  SmithKurosaki: @jacqui_lantern234 Heck yea
 tdapenguin: @SmithKurosaki you rock @jacqui_lantern234
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Yeah, but showing a clip like that for reactions is much better
 Territan: I have the URL with timecode of the whole bit. Did someone still want it?
 calculated_uncertainties: @territan always
 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh for sure, just less of a "I cannot even fathom this" reaction and more of a "okay I sort of understand"
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 Territan: This should be fairly direct. The whole thing. https://youtu.be/TyM9vNzPV-I?si=xVhTZknkb0PR-pyQ&t=3212
 calculated_uncertainties: 
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also genuinely, who did Adam show that to as an explanation of what he does for a living?
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 calculated_uncertainties: @thefluffiestguineapig he's doing 3sports for a fighting gamee
 calculated_uncertainties: Esports
Izandai: @Thefluffiestguineapig He's part of a Sajam Slam-esque thing for the fighting game Under Night In-Birth, and he shared that with some other participants.
 DarkMorford: Yo, cribbage?! Hell yes.
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ThoughtfulSmoothVelociraptorBrokeBack-QBaVrK9Ca3T1sXSh
Garfman314: @darkmorford i was just about to say the same thing
 calculated_uncertainties: Twitch clip urls are the best
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Izandai OH right I knew about the amazing tournament thing but that is a hilarious way to make sure people are on board with what you do
 Xavorin: This song is amazing.
 tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig got any bird facts? I have afk things to do, but i think there's time for a facts first!
 Xavorin: Straight groovin' it over here
WriterRaven: sounds very Jackbox-esque...
 calculated_uncertainties: Heist
KeytarCat: Escapology, with the same syllable stress as Eschatology
 Sorator13: @KeytarCat ah, yes, because I definitely know how to pronounce Eschatology 
 Xavorin: @Sorator13 Like Escapology, obviously.
KeytarCat: @Sorator13 I'm a helper!
 Twilight_Spark: I glurp regularly except for no glurp November.
 A_Dub888: 
 Marvoleath: not to be confused with e-scatology, the study of shit-posting
 Cptasparagus: do you have the glurp, to listen to me glurp
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 the_tutorial_boss: avoid the noid?
NimrodXIV: fling yourself?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin Hello friend! Then I can select the type of bird since you have other things to do. This isn't directly bird related but it is very silly. The Lincolnshire Wildlife Sanctuary in the UK has an area they don't allow the public in or many of the other parrots because it is specifically reserved for foul mouthed parrots and other mimics. Since they do rescue some animals they don't know all the vocabulary till after they are more recovered and that can cause issues
 KaleidoscopeMind: massive genius brain
Izandai: 
 DaxStrife: NOICE
 BusTed: There it is
TheAinMAP: 
ghyllnox: \o/
JadedCynic: bravo!
 Gekyouryuu: I realize it's pretty much just the art print as a playmat, but I finally found a pic of it. here's the mat I got given as a gift earlier tonight: https://ultrapro.com/cdn/shop/files/16602_AW56638_BLK_MAT_TG_Wave_Front.jpg?v=1759500734&width=900
 Shadowsoflife: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 ContingentCat: Niiiiice
 Arclight_Dynamo: They should do this in the Olympics.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 BusTed: 
 underhill33: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DaxStrife: Smooth move, curd-brain
 azureHaights: The Duality of LRR
johnnylongtorso: one (1) meter
 KaleidoscopeMind: if that is 1.00 m, how big are these aliens?
 tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig hahhahahaa!  but also that makes a lot of sense!   and now, off to the afk things
 baltimore_667083: duaLRRty
 Vinewood_OG: Cannibal Poutine
  Juliamon: hol up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin Glad that brought you some joy
Izandai: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 ContingentCat: Woah
Izandai: You almost Roshi at the first tournament-ed it.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So close to saving it
 rosesmcgee: Adam
Izandai: 
 Mr_Horrible: No one:
 SnackPak_: oofa
 rosesmcgee: Adams's curd slander really threw Ian off
 Dog_of_Myth: Almost nice
 Mr_Horrible: Nobody at all:
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 ContingentCat: 
phoenixletmeuseadashd: is G gonna be more than everyone else put together?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the floor covered in Crisco?
Izandai: Now Adam has his name he'll be unstoppable.
 margieargie: RIP Player 3AD
 SnackPak_: lets go Beej
 A_Dub888: prais Beeejus
 Arclight_Dynamo: Hard disagree.
 SquareDotCube: @margieargie about 2022 years too late there maybe
 DiscordianTokkan: Have and Will
  Juliamon: Also hard disagree
 WiJohn: Glurp bottom girls you make the shiny wheel go round
 NotCainNorAbel: Graham was the Olympic Medalist at an Middle School  Meet
 Mr_Horrible: nah bro that Beecher's shit I will fuck up
 BrowneePointz: I'm not a fan of cheese curds on their own, but I have friends that eat whole bags of them
ghyllnox: Would, have
 CaptainSpam: HOW
Izandai: 
 SnackPak_: good for 3rd
 Drasvin: XD
Lysander_salamander: 
EikoandMog: 
 BusTed: bit of a disparity in the scores
 Shadowsoflife: wow
thebuzzstreams: Podium finish
 azureHaights: Longjumps Graham is an outlier
 Sheikun07: The disparity is hilarious
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ASTOUNDING 
EikoandMog: @azureHaights 
Izandai: oh no
 Mr_Horrible: Seattle artisan cheese brand
Izandai: Oh no this one's impossible.
 spinebustertee: The state of Wisconsin absolutely disagrees, curds are definitely a snack on its own
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh American chocolate is trash
 BrowneePointz: Woah woah. HERSHEY'S is dogshit chocolate
Izandai: They've had this combo before and it's impossible.
 Cptasparagus: switch cartridges taste like barf on purpose and you buy those
 Mr_Horrible: oh no, they just flew in from Atlanta
 DaxStrife: Oh no, my bones!
Grumpingtoon: Now we see how much the crew has learned since the first time they played
Izandai: Oh, nevermind this is fine then.
 calculated_uncertainties: @mr_horrible flagship  curds are good
 BusTed: oh this reminds me I have blueberries
 Territan: And now as long as I'm capturing links to bits, I'm looking for a bit of Ian's and Beej's where Ian described a very specific and meticulous drink recipe, and Beej just went full chaotic. Can someone link me to that, please?
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 DarkMorford: Yeah, Beecher's is a local cheesemaker in Seattle. Their Flagship Cheddar is excellent.
 Mr_Horrible: @calculated_uncertainties yeah, I'd honestly demolish more packs of them if they weren't so damn expensive (understandably)
 teddywhosabear: MARTINI~!
thebuzzstreams: @DarkMorford There's the local cheesemaker in Victoria, Beejer's
 calculated_uncertainties: The special poutine curds
 Mr_Horrible: "My balls are unionizing"
 SquareDotCube: I remember caramel aubergine
 BrowneePointz: look Smirnoff made Sriracha Vodka. Cheese Vodka sounds great in comparison
Lysander_salamander: mmm cheese
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz 0.o
 ContingentCat: Have you done any other beer ice cream experiments?
Lysander_salamander: cheese of the month
 BusTed: performed a heist of the cheese reserves
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100 100
 Jigokuro: Italian Parmesan absolutely does sponsor people 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Just the other day I rewatch last years Christmas Live with Jacob giving Beej Manischewitz wine.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Passed out at the bar, surrounded by empty cheese bowls
 BrowneePointz: yea Italian Parm makers sponsor athletes
 Mr_Horrible: you're about to see 5-minute scenes of grating cheese at a restaurant in an otherwise-unrelated movie
 the_tutorial_boss: WOP
Alex_Frostfire: Your contact points appear to be body, and hands.
Alex_Frostfire: Arms are no-hit zones.
 azureHaights: @Territan Found it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0D32TPACLc
drunkpudge: There is a new cheese vodka out of Wisconsin called "Cheddka"
 BrowneePointz: Look up Giorgia Villa Ian. She's sponsored by Parm Regg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Didn't that really shitty high school also get an agent?
 ButterBall000: Return of the cheese wheel roll?
 BusTed: dang
 azureHaights: That sponsorship would include a Camemzola, right?
  SmithKurosaki: New Limited Series - Cheese w/ Ian
 TheAwkes: Technically correct
 A_Dub888: correct, you didn't make it to 16
 DiscordianTokkan: mawp
WriterRaven: mawp
Aenir798: mawp
  SmithKurosaki: mic 5?
 tidehollowcat: mawp
 Jigokuro: https://www.reddit.com/r/Gymnastics/comments/1egwseb/from_rpics_olympic_gymnast_giorgia_villa_is/
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the laugh of someone MAWP
 Drasvin: mawp
 MacbethSeemsSus: mawp
 Sorator13: aaah mic 5
 dumbo3k: mawp
 DaxStrife: Who's up rubbing their mic?
 ContingentCat: Ouch
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Surely there is some Canadian cheese mafia that would sponsor LRR
 Territan: @azureHaights That's the episode, all right!
 L0rdX33n: 4 dollars
Morrigan9: organic? free range?
  SmithKurosaki: @DaxStrife statistically, Ian
 Twilight_Spark: $10 after dinner on a cruise.
 calculated_uncertainties: Smooth Matt!
 BrowneePointz: an artisanal Lady FInger with Cream Filling
thebuzzstreams: when it becomes a twunkie
 Mr_Horrible: sorry I stopped listening 1 syllable short, Adam, and then I got distracted
  SmithKurosaki: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Thats just the Dairy Board
 baltimore_667083: ADAM
 foolish_s4mwise: $8-$10
 A_Dub888: regular or deep fried?
 Sorator13: Adam...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: At what point is it Tiramisu
 teddywhosabear: it stops being a twinkie when it turns 30 and then it turns into a twunkie
 BrowneePointz: THE LOOK ON MATT'S FACE
 azureHaights: So, what would be the cheese varieties? CheddLRR is a given... I'm thinking Edam Savidan
 BrowneePointz: AT FRUITPIE!
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 ContingentCat: Nice cori
 Getter404: @BrowneePointz "What do you mean you're AT fruitpie?"
DrLigmaPhD: When does twinky death occur?
  SmithKurosaki: It doesnt
 Mr_Horrible: at least they're not the Great Lakes Avengers
 raulghoulia: Force Works
7gorobei: thanos in a helicopter
Izandai: oh no
 foolish_s4mwise: X-Men isn’t *gay* propaganda, it’s *BI* propaganda, thanks
  SmithKurosaki: @foolish_s4mwise p sure it's just Queer in general
 foolish_s4mwise: fair
Izandai: Oh I thought this was gonna be the hypothetical about shitting the bed.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There's more people on the Panthers
 SnackPak_: baseball players are smaller, right?
 definenull: International waters
 tidehollowcat: But those Blue Jays include jack Morris
TheAinMAP: 
 margieargie: The Romulan Neutral Zone
 baltimore_667083: eww the Panthers
 Sorator13: @SnackPak_ generally, yes
 BrowneePointz: No. Baseball Players are also big
 Getter404: Jays, no contest. Better stock fridge
 baltimore_667083: Tampa is the Lightning
 BrowneePointz: they're not Football Player Massive, but Baseballers(that aren't pitchers) are generally also pretty damn big
 Twilight_Spark: Manitoba, the classical halfway pointed between Florida and Canada.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Florida Panthers is an American Football team
  SmithKurosaki: Yea Blue Jays for sure
 ContingentCat: What if he wants something weird?
 Sorator13: could... could we do weird stuff if we wanted
tycoonbosh: Wait, is it the leafs or the jays? it's important
 baltimore_667083: Joe Carter my beloved
 DarkMorford: No, the NFL Panthers are from North Carolina
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 Arclight_Dynamo: Is it the Blue Jays as they were in 1992? Or them as they are in 2025?
 RechargeableFrenchman: @BrowneePointz honestly these days a lot of pitchers are pretty big too. Not like "hefty" big, like "6'3 and clearly lift" big
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a Let's Nope podcast level question
 Getter404: Does one of them get lost in the Mystery Hole while another contracts Gigantism?
 SnackPak_: deal breaker
 Twilight_Spark: It was all over and then we were so back.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mr_Horrible: "Controlling"
 MacbethSeemsSus: *seductive spitting*
 Sheikun07: IAN
 KaleidoscopeMind: was it consensual
  SmithKurosaki: IAN
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 SnackPak_:   
 BrowneePointz: @RechargeableFrenchman yea but you know what I mean. Pitchers are fit, but the rest of the team tend to be Lorj
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 Sethalidos: IAN,NO!
 baltimore_667083: bus Roberto Alomar
 teddywhosabear: that's bananaball after dark
 Diabore: how did you make it weirder?
 DiscordianTokkan: lmao
Astramentha: @thefluffiestguineapig let’s nope would be MUCH worse
 foolish_s4mwise: I’m taking the Panthers, they’ve got a La Croix sponsorship
Lysander_salamander: thanks
 BusTed: 
 calculated_uncertainties: Enthusiast consent but there is only one bed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Astramentha This is the question that would start the conversation is my point
 baltimore_667083: real hockey fans hate the Panthers
 RechargeableFrenchman: @BrowneePointz true, and some of those extra hitters and the like can be pretty jacked
 Mr_Horrible: gently lifting the chin
 BrowneePointz: Look Baseball is fascinating cuz the batters literally are making snap second future sight estimations on where the ball will end up cuz the human eye CANNOT track a fastball
 Getter404: Wait... does the sky imply you're starting this event in Low Glurp Orbit?
Astramentha: @thefluffiestguineapig that’s fair
 Mr_Horrible: preferably with the tip of a blade
 definenull: Matt...
 A_Dub888: sorry, what’s coming?
 ContingentCat: Matt
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 teddywhosabear: Heated Rivalry, as presented by LRR
johnnylongtorso: gotta make eye contact
 Vinewood_OG: Baby bird for the pop fly
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaa
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
 MacbethSeemsSus: Why do our players keep grounding out?
 baltimore_667083: bus the Red Sox too
 Aceviru: Baseball just became a lot less boring
EikoandMog: Am Hurk Okay
 definenull: I feel like there's a fic out there exactly about this
 kolintoney: it's a special occasion
Lysander_salamander: you know, like they do with soccer matches
 BusTed: Beautiful
 public_key_reveal_party: I will buy 5 of those shirts
 ContingentCat: Gotta motivate the boys somehow
 MrSarkhan: someone really needs to find that gas leak in the office
 azureHaights: You only do that with a mouth full of Dunkin
EvilBadman: Adam spitting fr fr right now
Lysander_salamander: yay
 Mr_Horrible: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SuccessfulDignifiedCasetteVoteYea-0qec-EPkkEV74QUj
Grumpingtoon: First stream I’ve caught live since my daughter was born and I managed to catch that horrifying trip back to Boston
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ConcernedScaryPassionfruitGingerPower-SL3KiDLywIxE0Ujl
 Dog_of_Myth: Cori..
Izandai: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible What kind of blade, also only a large man would think this is an ok question to ask. As a 5'0" female presenting person you would need to start at that amount of money for a night with me dictating all the security measures for a ceperate room
 Getter404: People pay good money for that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They have ONE female umpire?
 Mr_Horrible: that's incredible
 foolish_s4mwise: I’m not here to kinkshame
 Arclight_Dynamo: *chewing, even
 lirazel64: Stylin'!
 kolintoney: That's a finish that deserves some saliva
 A_Dub888: @Mr_Horrible you’re incredible
 ContingentCat: It's caring
 BrowneePointz: So what's everyone's hopes for Dorito Pope's Kojima Cope on Thursday?
 tidehollowcat: MLB briefly had a female umpire, as a replacement during a double header
tycoonbosh: Did we settle on the team in the bed not being the Canucks? It's important as a Bruins fan.
NonchalantAvenger: "Beej doesn't share controllers!"
 tidehollowcat: Though hopefully she's back in the majors permanantly soon
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Drasvin: These are bath bombs, so I imagine this course smell wonderful afterwards.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NonchalantAvenger he genuinely brings that one from home
 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig I mean typically this is also a thing that the person hot for it is not actually involved, it's just a romance and/or smut trope they're enjoying
 teddywhosabear: @tidehollowcat she umped for a week or two; I think she's probably going to get a regular slot relatively soon
 Mr_Horrible: @A_Dub888 
 bubba0077: could be worse, could also have treadmills
NonchalantAvenger: @Thefluffiestguineapig JK... i was paraphrasing "joey doesn't share food!"
 googoltudoris: did y'all know the challenges section unlocks more cosmetics??? i had ignored it for so long
Lysander_salamander: great, now that pink floyd song is in my head
 Gekyouryuu: 10-10-2-20
 kolintoney: ten
Astramentha: @browneepointz r u sure you’re not having a stronk
 TheAwkes: Oh, hey, it's a beep test.
 Blip2004: tin
 ContingentCat: Ten
 KaleidoscopeMind: didnt someone break 100 with the lasers?
 BrowneePointz: @Astramentha it's my name for the Game Awards
 teddywhosabear: it's the fitnessgram pacer test
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible That's fair, I guess I was more thinking of it in the money thing Adam was presenting there. I would require so many knives on my person at all times to feel even remotely safe
 jchinnock: love a beef test
Astramentha: @browneepointz ahhhhhh gotcha
 Aceviru: @teddywhosabear Now that's stuck in my head
 azureHaights: @BrowneePointz I was wondering what Doritos and Kojima had to do with Pubbage
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NonchalantAvenger Ah, well just an FYI that's why, it is a personal controller
 BrowneePointz: you go back and forth real fast
 azureHaights: I mean, doritos is obvious, but
 definenull: Oh right I hated those suicide runs
 kolintoney: @jchinnock yup
  Juliamon: they called those suicides here too
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh boy, going to flashback a bit doing those
 foolish_s4mwise: yeah I’ve heard them called that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Shuttle runs?
 ContingentCat: Oh we did those too
 SnackPak_: either
 KaleidoscopeMind: bone broth
 jchinnock: yo yo drill or suicides on a football field, so fun
 KaleidoscopeMind: slow cooker
 Geldaran: THEY CALLED THEM SHUTTLE RUNS WHEN i WAS A KID IN THE OLDEN TIMES.
 coopdawg_22: the politically correct term is shuttle sprints now
 teddywhosabear: putting the AAAAAAAA in umAAAAAAAAmi
 public_key_reveal_party: depends on what kind of night you want to have
 WiJohn: crunkpot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or suicide runs?
Lysander_salamander: damn
 BrowneePointz: Shuttle Runs were set spot to set spot
 Mr_Horrible: we called them Shuttle Run in PE, yeah
 BrowneePointz: Suicides were increased points like Cori said
 Mr_Horrible: and we had to pick up and drop off erasers
 BrowneePointz: and yes they suck
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Geldaran I'm glad someone else knew what I was referencing! It's been that way for many moons
  Juliamon: yes
 definenull: As an unfit person in school, suicide runs were very aptly named
 MacbethSeemsSus: They're really intense
 Sorator13: I'm pretty sure hockey calls the equivalent on ice "suicides", still
Lysander_salamander: I think they called it that because it's easy to fall over from the momentum
  Juliamon: people routinely vomited from em
 BrowneePointz: like you're supposed to full on sprint
 evil_h2o_elf: anyone else do fartleks?
Aenir798: IAN
 foolish_s4mwise: IAN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup
 Geldaran: Ian, oof.
 DiscordianTokkan: Our gym teacher said "We can't call it German Ball anymore so now it's Murderball."  or was that vice versa.
 Mr_Horrible: you are doing sprinting, while also trying to maintain speed control because you need to stop and turn around repeatedly
 MrSarkhan: my cat just jumped up to the tv and is trying to catch the players 
 margieargie: Ian!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN WHY
 underhill33: 
 BrowneePointz: it's not a jog from line to line, it's a basketball warm up and they wanted you to SPRINT
EikoandMog: 
 BrowneePointz: even through the stop and turns
 foolish_s4mwise: IAN TIBERIUS HORNER
Grumpingtoon: My school called them gassers because they were always at the end to ‘use up any gas you had left in the tank’
 azureHaights: I thought "shuttle" like bus like we're getting isekai'd with exercise
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Oh it was a track warm up for hurdles too
nyxlux watched 45 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
:)
 Mr_Horrible: @MrSarkhan okay, we're adding 1 to everyone's Ball Avoidance Score to honor your cat's paw baps on the screen
 BrowneePointz: @Thefluffiestguineapig yea general warm up but we mostly saw the Bballers doing them during warm ups
EikoandMog: 112233
waitwhatpleasedont: Oh shit, we Glurping!
 BrowneePointz: As Long as You're Mine
 BrowneePointz: No Good Deed
 Pinwiz11: Thank Goodness
 BrowneePointz: Thank Goodness
 BrowneePointz: You challenged the wrong Theatre Gay Ian lol
TheAinMAP: Welp.
Tobenamed1: Hewwo
 Mr_Horrible: you've been here the whole time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @azureHaights I mean, once a coach didn't believe me and I ended up swaying but forcing myself to finish a track exercise before tilting over and thinking I was sitting due to heat stress
EikoandMog: The Paraglurp
 Drasvin: Why would the bear trap company sponsor the platform jump?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Most reasonable humans don't have people do them outside of AC
  Juliamon: bonk
 BusTed: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: oof
Lysander_salamander: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 margieargie: Managed to get under the lip, ouch
 ContingentCat: Ohnooo
 Mr_Horrible: the only Bear Trap Modifier I respect is "10% more trap and mine damage taken during effect"
 BrowneePointz: almost saved it with the finger tips
Izandai: Oh, easy.
Izandai: For 20 million? Fuck yeah.
EikoandMog: 100% would
 Vinewood_OG: Deal
 NorthstarTex: deal
 TheAwkes: Normal sports commentary: words about what the athletes are doing. Glurp commentary: Ooo-o-OO-ooooOoo.
Lysander_salamander: nice
 raulghoulia: first step out of bed
 Mr_Horrible: It would SUCK, but I think I could used to that for 20 mill
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
 KaleidoscopeMind: 20mil pays for a lot of healthcare
 lamina5432: dang my hermiting didn't help
 Geldaran: can buy as lot of hockey shin pads for that.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Being in pain stepping out of the house is just 2025
 ContingentCat: Ok I'll be able to expect it
Izandai: Hey, wake you up in the morning.
  Juliamon: Lots of people deal with that kinda pain daily and have to *pay* for it
 Mr_Horrible: "As long as you can last" "...how did you know my fetish???"
The_Voices: 20 mill? that already happens every time i stand up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I live in a fucking tiny apartment with one doorway. Can I guarantee it only happens to me and not my cats? THEN YES
aerohydra: studio apartment, checkmate
 BrowneePointz: okay that's fair. I was gonna say no broken bones is the big thing cuz more often they don't break skin, they shatter the animal's leg bone
Lysander_salamander: nice
Ranakel: I think Adam should have cosmetic surgery to replace Mr Beast and run death games in his stead
 Mr_Horrible: if it's not doing lasting structural damage to my skin or bones I think I could tank that shit
 BrowneePointz: Matt please he said a Bear Trap. Which means another man that looks just like him
 Mr_Horrible: then the bear trap goes on your dick, Beej
 kolintoney: $20 million and I can replace my legs with bear legs
Izandai: You can't control what people do after the duration of this deal.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes
EvilBadman: Wandering somewhere and you spring a non-deal bear trap
 Vinewood_OG: Enough
EikoandMog: OH NO
 Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman that's just money on the table
TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also barbituates are not the painkillers you want in this instance
 BrowneePointz: guess you're using some of that 20 mil to fix your busted leg
 BrowneePointz: cuz a bear trap WILL just shatter your leg normally
 Veraphage: bear traps don't have banding
Alex_Frostfire: Just microdose bear traps to build up your resistance to bear traps.
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
niccus: cumulative upkeep of bear traps
 Mr_Horrible: you're superman at the dynamo
 Mr_Horrible: SMBC style
 HadesLeprechaun: I mean for 20 million a day I'd only have to be for one day and I'd be good, any more days after that is just gravy
 stippledotter: Marginally worse pain than my autoimmune stuff *and* money for treatment? Deece.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can you guarantee they will not hurt pets?
TheAinMAP: 
 Mr_Horrible: needing bespoke socks for the gigantic scar tissue around my ankle
BobROE: If I expose myself to a small amount of bear trap every day, eventually I'll be immune.
 undecided44: Graham-enfreude?
 Vinewood_OG: "Fonts fonts fonts"
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 korvys: Oh, is that how last tuesday happened?
Izandai: The only thing Graham likes more than pitting his employees against each other is watching them suffer.
 BrowneePointz: wait...Graham plays League?
Lysander_salamander: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @korvys  That would make sense
 SnackPak_: jusus Paul
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DiscordianTokkan: hahahah
 ani_laurel: Worked for Saabine
nyoomgoom: "get carsick"
Lysander_salamander: Rip Saabine
 Cozy_Canadian: Right, riiiiiiiiight, I forgot that without Desert Bus there are no rules. 
EvilBadman: "Oof suck at work, eh? Well, bye."
WriterRaven: Hey, when was the last time we saw a corpse on this road?
 Mr_Horrible: "Lose your bottom line for our bottom line"
 raulghoulia: THAC0
 BusTed: "Our AD&D is quite comprehensive"
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The exhaustion in Beej's voice
GreyThey: Graham: "I got this bear trap, who wants to step in it for content?"
 teddywhosabear: gosh I gotta watch road quest again
 WiJohn: Mostly covers you in case of THACO
 BrowneePointz: AD&D Insurance, no coverage if you're a woman with a strength over 16
 Jigokuro: THIC0, insurance class
 Mr_Horrible: otyugh insurance, but they don't cover it if it's spelled "ochu"
 A_Dub888: I rolled a 6, what do I get?
 margieargie: I think that's the old Combat and Tactics supplement for 2E that had a bunch of... creative critical hit results
 Cozy_Canadian: AD&D and AT&T were duking it out over territory for awhile there.
Lysander_salamander: yay
thebuzzstreams: appreciated as always Matt
 the_tutorial_boss: sorry, we dont cover slip, trip, and Beholder
 evil_h2o_elf: matt hears...
Ranakel: Your ADND insurence will cover cases of Baldur's Gate 1 and 2, but not 3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @the_tutorial_boss Do you require proof it was a Displacer Beast then?
 BrowneePointz: Illithid is more marketable from a WotC standpoint
 Mr_Horrible: and yet you didn't fuck the one in BG3, curious 
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Izandai: Tell you what, I'll start calling them illithids when they stop flaying people's minds.
 the_tutorial_boss: @Thefluffiestguineapig did you gets is MIN?
 BusTed: wibbly arms
 Mr_Horrible: literal cheeto appendages
Lysander_salamander: like qwop but better
 kolintoney: yummy arms
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 stippledotter: @Thefluffiestguineapig Fey is an optional coverage package
 DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAHAH
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 googoltudoris: @Ranakel but there's SO MUCH accidental death and dismemberment in 3??? what am i paying for???
 BrowneePointz: yep
Lysander_salamander: money reasons
Izandai: 
 Cozy_Canadian: I was confused about the whole demon, daemon, devil, and Fiends thing.
 BrowneePointz: Ilithid is "more marketable"
 Mr_Horrible: they don't even really flay the minds so much as eat them
Lysander_salamander: easier to copyright
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Illithid can be trademarked/copyrighted
EikoandMog: He made the strategy of NOT sending it backwards at the last 3 seconds.
 electra310: But Adam loves the wheel!
Lysander_salamander: oh boy
BobROE: They've been ilithid's for a while.
 Simonark: Ironically, Steve the Mind Flayer does build bridges for a living
 stippledotter: @Mr_Horrible Mind filleter
 Mr_Horrible: tadpole out of wedlock, call that an illithid child
drewm1022: I built half of the ships in this harbor but do they call me the Shipwright?  No.  But you flay ONE mind!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @electra310 Last week sure proved that
 Drasvin: Bunny legs
 KaleidoscopeMind: Mind Flambé-er
 Dog_of_Myth: @Mr_Horrible Holy shit
 DiscordianTokkan: They were more Brain Fillets but nobody could spell that
 kolintoney: Fillet O'Mind
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @drewm1022 ....How did you build the ships? You don't have hands anymore
Lysander_salamander: sure
Alex_Frostfire: I expect to see a Goblin Dermatologist in the next un-set now.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kolintoney God damnit that got me
 DiscordianTokkan: Yes
 electra310: @Thefluffiestguineapig I watched the VOD of that on YouTube and it is even funnier without Chat. Adam is ranting to nobody and it is amazing
 calculated_uncertainties: @electra310 only for 1000 bits
Ranakel: I play Goblin Dermatologist for one and a red, pass to you
EikoandMog: "Your skin is delightfully green today" "Hmm... Not enough warts. I recommend this spore scrub"
 jacqui_lantern234: either way, they GOBLIN DEEZ NUTZ
 jacqui_lantern234: GOTTEM
Lysander_salamander: yeah
ghyllnox: Imagine being a dermatologist and not having skin yourself
Ranakel: @ghyllnox I'd rather not
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @electra310 Watching the highlights and seeing how it was turned into something that was able to be semi understood was also amazing
 googoltudoris: don't goblins live, like, 12 years? that's not enough time to get through residency, much less your boards
 Cptasparagus: Goblin D Skin, my favorite One Piece character
Izandai: 
patrick_stonecrusher: "You not have enough filth, Graab. I prescribe wallow in mud."
Grumpingtoon: Every goblin dermatologist has a meticulously organized collection of scabs
 Dog_of_Myth: Lich Dermatologist
KeytarCat: @ghyllnox Like being a psychologist without a mental disorder!
 electra310: @Thefluffiestguineapig The highlights did an amazing job of capturing the energy
 teddywhosabear: at basic training, show that you're anything BUT basic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Ranakel Is that like when we had a dog with severe road rash come into an ER for triage?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @electra310 That was my thought too
Ranakel: It that like what now?
ghyllnox: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
   LoadingReadyRun: Is a Skinwitch just a fantasy dermatologist?
Ranakel: I think it is Paul
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: These elbows were made for walkin
 Cptasparagus: @LoadingReadyRun sandwich made of skin?
 Cozy_Canadian: Would you trust a doppelganger dermatologist?
 kolintoney: @LoadingReadyRun it's a sandwich made of skin
 calculated_uncertainties: @loadingreadyrun tattooist
Ranakel: @kolintoney Deeply upsetting, thank you
 kolintoney: @Ranakel happy to help
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun No, I think fantasy dermatologist is some kind of healer. Skinwitch is probably some kind of class that does what Arya Stark could with changing faces
Izandai: @kolintoney As bread or filling?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Izandai Yes
 teddywhosabear: (deep resonant voice) bnuuy
Izandai: So it's a double decker.
drewm1022: It would have made Waterhsip Down more of a comedy.
 50keyz: in my mind every sound is link's "hey, hup, hyah" from ocarina of time
patrick_stonecrusher: 🐇URRGH
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's happening again
Lysander_salamander: sort of?
 BrowneePointz: that book is for teens
NonchalantAvenger: Ren ^ Stimpy
 wedge_x: the books rules
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Is it?
 tidehollowcat: The book is good
Lysander_salamander: There was a remake in cgi
patrick_stonecrusher: Adam, you would like it.  You like Made in Abyss
 wedge_x: book*
 electra310: Our Lord and Savior Bigwig rising from the dead on the third story arc
Izandai: I don't believe you, Ian.
 frank_the_great: Of Mice and Men is also about cute animals, at least I'm pretty sure, haven't read it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 lamina5432: UC is very imprtant to understand
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This modifier will be so difficult
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: OH, I thought Matt was a gundam
   LoadingReadyRun: Of Mice and Gundam
Ranakel: Remember friends. It's 2025. Don't say "you look gay", instead say "You look like a gundam afficionado"
  Juliamon: Of Mice and Mecha
7gorobei: watergunship downdam
 public_key_reveal_party: it's more "innefective" and "also inneffective"
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
  Juliamon: "ineffective" and "marginally less ineffective"
 Darleysam: ah, the Secret Third Way
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Matt literally flinging the targets out of the way of the ball
 SomebodyNowhere: space olympics
 lamina5432: that explains a lot
 SnackPak_: that explains a lot, actually
 public_key_reveal_party: that does explain a lot of let's nope
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: That explains so much
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That would explain some of the bits
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Make sure to give bits to keep the air purifiers going"
Izandai: Is *that* why Let's Nope is the way it is?
KeytarCat: That would explain a lot of the podcast
ghyllnox: That explains some things
fjordsword: just the plot of a Doctor Who ep
chaostreader: that explains so much about Let’s Nope.
 PhorrestGaze: that explains last week
Ranakel: "Sorry kitten, we're going to have to ration the ship's life support"
 tidehollowcat: The longer it takes you to start playing the game the quicker the air runs out
 electra310: Adam and Ben? Fucking around on stream? Surely not
 ArdCollider: my officemates used to go to FNM and I'd be like "bye! good luck getting your asses kicked by eight-year-olds!"
 ContingentCat: That would explain things
 frank_the_great: So *that's* why they stopped yelling
Izandai: 
 raulghoulia: we do often invoke a gas leak
rogerivany: Turning off the oxygen does explain a lot.  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You two have asked "who turned on the gas" SO OFTEN
 PhorrestGaze: only in the fanfic
niccus: here in america we have to buy the oxygen ourselves
 ContingentCat: Explicitly not on stream
 HorusFive: Am Paul Jigsaw? 
Izandai: "Yeah okay that's fair."
 serramarkov: I had fun last Let's Nope.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HorusFive I mean.............
 googoltudoris: ngl, by this point i kinda thought heather would have banged beej in EVERY room in the moonbase
 Darleysam: "what, like, right away or can I go for a few more?"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @serramarkov Same, but I don't want another unless they turn down the music
 SomebodyNowhere: the stress ball is not playing along
 TheAwkes: Finally figured it o~~TWEET
 NightValien28: what
 electra310: The loud music is part of the funny
 kolintoney: undo the enrichment
Izandai: 
 Jigokuro: Room and Board?
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
Ranakel: I bought a tin of air once
 SomebodyNowhere: free samples at the oxygen bar
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @electra310 Yes, but not frequently with all stream spins
 NoxStryx: @Jigokuro The board is a 2x4
drewm1022: Perri-Air.
 electra310: Perri-Air
 electra310: Woo, brain twins!
 frank_the_great: My uni had one of those once. It smelled good, I think I chose watermelon
Lysander_salamander: it was a whole thing in the early 2000s
drewm1022: ^5
 wedge_x: start a hydrox bar
Izandai: 
 NoxStryx: One in each nostril
 Mr_Horrible: one half's popcorn and one half is shriveled to the size of a pin
7gorobei: pink himalayan smoked oxygen
 SomebodyNowhere: ok I wont
 Mr_Horrible: well now that you've said so, Ian
 WiJohn: Spoilters!
 electra310: Okay Ian, just because you told us not to
 Dog_of_Myth: *cancels plans*
Izandai: The mountain is way overcrowded.
drewm1022: Welp.  There goes my weekend.
iarethel0ser: Time to cancel those tickets, then.
 azureHaights: @drewm1022 @electra310 may I put forth: pellegrin-O2
 DarkMorford: @wedge_x I hear the Oreo bar is is more popular even though it's a copycat
 Mr_Horrible: so much trash, like my pasty corpse
 Cozy_Canadian: Everest has been climbed. And it's littered with the bodies of once highly motivated people.
 Getter404: Isn't Everest MOSTLY poop and climber corpses at this point?
 Jigokuro: Also a flight to Tibet
 NoxStryx: "Trash" here means "dead bodies"
 SomebodyNowhere: oooh
 frank_the_great: K2 is cooler anyways
 Dog_of_Myth: Also, the bodies too
EvilBadman: Road Quest 2: Big Mount
 Blip2004: They had to clean it recently, and remove a lot of corpses
drewm1022: @azureHaights Nice, well done.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: PSA: DO NOT USE PRESSURIZED AIR IN YOUR NOSE, barotrauma in your respiratory system is very difficult to fix
 MacbethSeemsSus: Also it takes too much energy to remove people's bodies
Ranakel: If I wanted to climb up a trash mountain, I'd just move in my room
 jchinnock: but Ian, the trash makes it higher!
 Territan: Yes, LRR. Please don't climb the world's largest open-air combination mausoleum/septic tank.
 Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman Road Quest 2: "We need to refill headcount"
TheAinMAP: 
 SomebodyNowhere: maybe on flat land but at this difficulty
EikoandMog: 
 Getter404: Too much egg blastin'! Too much!
 SomebodyNowhere: egg
Ranakel: Graham "excited for egg" Stark
  Foxmar320: 
 DiscordianTokkan: e  g g 
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
 kolintoney: Que Tü
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 Dog_of_Myth: E G G
 DarkMorford: !findquote egg
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Izandai: There's also Into Thin Air.
drewm1022: May I offer you an egg in these trying times?
 omdorastrix: Climb olympus mons
 Jigokuro: Also it isn't that hard generally, set simultaneously can kill you. It's bad as a brag now but still dangerous, the worst combo.
 DaxStrife: Speaking of eggs: climb Mt. Celeste, you'll feel better.
 Tiber727: ke tu, brute?
 Mr_Horrible: isn't Alive where they had to eat each other?
 singinnonsense: that's the Andes tho
 jchinnock: Yellowjackets
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @omdorastrix Also would involve the challenge of getting there
 MacbethSeemsSus: @omdorastrix Hopping on the rovers is cheating
 frank_the_great: My buddies did the 48 mountains over 4k in NH. I joined them for a few of em
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 SomebodyNowhere: that stance
 LordZarano: "It's the humitity that'll get ya!"
 SomebodyNowhere: save the egg
 BusTed: 
 omdorastrix: @Thefluffiestguineapig Any mountain comes with that challenge - at least you'd be accomodated to the atmosphere by the time you got there.
 Mr_Horrible: betrayed by gravity on multiple axes
 Sheikun07: egg love
 Getter404: "Somehow" got to Edmonton, as if it were a mythical land
 DiscordianTokkan: rip
voren_chalco: "could be"
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SomebodyNowhere: hug the cart
 Mr_Horrible: jolf
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7 egg
 randombillfolds: Achieve egg.
 Aceviru: Ouphe. Going from tropical to freezing
 Scy_Anide: I mean, it WAS amazing
 raulghoulia: glof
 margieargie: @Getter404 One does not simply walk into Alberta
Ranakel: Thicc frostt
 randombillfolds: Was this an HMV cassette story?
Izandai: I have a distinct memory of coming back to Florida after a trip to Wyoming, stepping off the plane and just walking into a wall of wet heat.
 Mr_Horrible: I loved that guy in Hot Fuzz
 SomebodyNowhere: wow ian
 SomebodyNowhere: awww
 NoxStryx: Thick frost is the guy from hot fuzz right?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How did you do that Ian
nyoomgoom: x games with egg
 Twilight_Spark: Well egged!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was very well done
 ContingentCat: Niice
 Getter404: @NoxStryx Pretty sure Thick Frost is a warframe
 NoxStryx: @Mr_Horrible One brain cell
 Mr_Horrible: @NoxStryx honored to share it 
TheAinMAP: 
drewm1022: Nah, Thick Frost is that bastard from Game of Thrones.
Izandai: "...Yeah fair 'nuff, fill yer boots."
 SomebodyNowhere: bombs away
  Foxmar320: Honestly that would be me. Ive never seen snow
 Mr_Horrible: that's called "Life", Graham
 HorusFive: Had a pal in uni from Georgia who asked me to take him to the beach when it snowe- because he legit didn't understand what happened.  It was sweet
 frank_the_great: Relatable
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ah, the taco bell level
 azureHaights: ooooohhhhh, I've got a bomb
 Sorator13: also, 25 year olds can build snowmen if they want!
 Drasvin: If the bomb-flavored soda causes you to shit bombs, I would be concerned
KeytarCat: All the IBS girlies in the club say EYO
letsbelgo: same
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus 
 SomebodyNowhere: sometimes the rng helps
 NorthstarTex: Lemme smash!
 DaxStrife: Log off, touch green.
 SomebodyNowhere: lemme smash
 Getter404: "Let me touch green" and "sometimes you shit bombs out" MUST be connected, surely
00gogo00: of course it comes out your butt, it's hot sauce
 ContingentCat: Insofaras you have a butt
 SomebodyNowhere: supergreen
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The things people yell at this game are so good
Ranakel: Ian "it doesn't have to be shitting" Horner
 azureHaights: Gimme green, lotsa green, under glurpy skies above
 BrowneePointz: I'm sad Taco Bell only brought the chili cheese fritos burrito back for like...3 weeks
 NoxStryx: Think about the fact that part of your brain is now dedicated to what sponsors do in Drink More Glurp
 DarkMorford: IAN
Izandai: That's still shitting, Beej.
 Dog_of_Myth: BEEJ
 jchinnock: Glurp: Where you Spit in Mouths, and Shit Bombs!
Izandai: IAN NO
Garfman314: "randomly shitting bombs
Izandai: BAD
 raulghoulia: cloaca wakka
ghyllnox: BEEJ
 Getter404: IAN
 tidehollowcat: IAN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You mean like the juniper trees that explode
 the_tutorial_boss: clowakkawakka
 Mattmitchell45: From FFX?
nyoomgoom: god
Garfman314: is just IBS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN NOOOOOOOOO
 NorthstarTex: IAN!
 foolish_s4mwise: IAN
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH
Lysander_salamander: cloaca cola
 electra310: NO
ghyllnox: IAN
 ContingentCat: Ian
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: IAN
 Drasvin: IAN
 Thefluffiestguineapig:     
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 Twilight_Spark: Cloaca? I hardly Oaxaca.
 SomebodyNowhere: unholy hole
 WiJohn: Liquids and solids!
 Sheikun07: 
 RatherLargeToad: isn’t that Fonzie Bear’s catch phrase?
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kynelwynn: Cloac freestyle
 electra310: That's so upsetting
nyoomgoom: help computer
 Mr_Horrible: @HorusFive friend in made in college came here from Brazil and was so enchanted by the first snowfall, while the rest of us were from the Midwest and just had this face   because we were assured that shit didn't happen up here
 HorusFive: @Lysander_salamander Thank you.  No
 kolintoney: There are two holes: one for liquids and one for ice
 Getter404: Note to self: Do not let Ian near ducks
phoenixletmeuseadashd: Ian was also being ian
 Cozy_Canadian: "Sorry, force of habit!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It was both of them
 Sheikun07: @Getter404 Unfortunately, it's impossible to keep Ian from ducks
Izandai: There was definitely something horrible about what Ian said.
 betweenmyself: cloaca that dispenses tapioca pudding…  tapicloaca? 
Ranakel: ACAB, All Cloacas Are Beautiful
 Mr_Horrible: 
 ContingentCat: Um
 Arclight_Dynamo: ♫ I'd like to buy the world a cloke! ♫
 NorthstarTex: wait I have one!?
drewm1022: Opinions are like cloaca.
 TheNerdWonder: Everybody Cloacas
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I also heard "pine trees oozing out TNT"
 Getter404: The Very Hungry Cloaca
EvilBadman: This cloaca is not a natural formation, somebody built it
 stippledotter: "The Birds" from "and the Bees"
 Mr_Horrible: Clo the Aca to Sleep
 BusTed: The Very Hungry Cloaca
 googoltudoris: my wife has just asked our dog if she has a cloaca
  Sarah_Serinde: I blame Ian for this entire conversation
 lightfut: Ruin a book with cloaca, go
 Mr_Horrible: @BusTed AUGH
 BusTed: @Getter404 dang got there first
Izandai: 
Ranakel: Hakuna Cloaca, what a wonderful phrase!
 Twilight_Spark: Cloaca, the classic Roman goddess of the cloaca. Happy February dorks.
ghyllnox: @Thefluffiestguineapig "Pine needle cyst" oozing TNT
 WiJohn: Classic fantasy object the one hole
 SomebodyNowhere: evasive green
 frank_the_great: Captain Underpants but a cloaca kind
 foolish_s4mwise: @sarah_serinde blaming Ian is generally a good plan
 KnifeRollinaBakery: Oh my cloachin back?
 spethycakes: 
kynelwynn: You may not have a dog
 DiscordianTokkan: Dog, in the Elden Ring sense
  Sarah_Serinde: @foolish_s4mwise Don't I know it
 jchinnock: my favorite book growing up was If You Give a Cloaca A Cookie…
 BrowneePointz: are you a gynecologist?
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 the_tutorial_boss: lizard
 ContingentCat: Your dog shouldn't have a cloaca
 Getter404: Second warframe reference of the night, but in there dogs DO hatch from eggs
 BrowneePointz: a...veterinarian gynecologist?
 spethycakes: @jchinnock mine was If You Give a Cloaca a Cloaca
 public_key_reveal_party: did anyone else just dissociate for like 10 minutes?
Izandai: @jchinnock If you give a Mouse a Cloaca.
niccus: beavers!
Sergue_Thorien: Monotreme
 BrowneePointz: no
 Mr_Horrible: all my holes are single, Beej
 margieargie: Monotremes do
 BrowneePointz: whales 100% have penors
 NorthstarTex: nope
JohnLockeCole: Monotremes do
 BrowneePointz: and a vagoons
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz All veterinarians are technically gynecologists.
 googoltudoris: honestly i wouldn't be THAT surprised if she turned out to be an SCP instead of a dog
 HorusFive: @Mr_Horrible Are they baptized?
 teddywhosabear: I think the most notable thing is that that's cloaca's second monthly sub to LRR
 RatherLargeToad: some politicians
JohnLockeCole: Echidna and Platypi
 DiscordianTokkan: Monotreme, monohole?
 NorthstarTex: monotrems are unique
 jchinnock: that’s a blowhole Ian
 BrowneePointz: Snakes have hemipenes!
 ContingentCat: Platypus are so weird
 kolintoney: Bitreme
KeytarCat: Platypodes
drewm1022: Man.  Finding kubrow eggs was once really hard.
Ranakel: Besides, a rude name for a platipus hole is just too easy
 Getter404: How have we not logged like 50 quotes tonight
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Snakes aren't mammals Cori
 Xavorin: @Mr_Horrible You only have one nostril?
Grumpingtoon: Also do not google what the echidna is working with
WriterRaven: "What That Platypus Workin' With" is the name of my new experimental album.
Izandai: ????????????
 Mr_Horrible: @HorusFive not to my knowledge. We grew up Methodist, I think?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Getter404 The mods have restraint
Sergue_Thorien: Ian
 PigmyWurm: Plattipie have many holes down there
 NotCainNorAbel: IAN!
 BrowneePointz: hyena females have pseudopenises!
Ranakel: Beej!
 stippledotter: Platypuses sweat milk, so they just have weird all around
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Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
 frank_the_great: That depends that if it's observed or not
 googoltudoris: mods PLEASE !addquote "i'm not gonna google "what that platypus workin' with" right now" -graham
 Dog_of_Myth: Sooo many animal facts tonight
 Mr_Horrible: Hyena with a monocle and a snifter of brandy in their offtime
 HorusFive: Wasn't that the plot of the Lion King?
 public_key_reveal_party: technically you can't prove they don't
Lysander_salamander: this is why I tune in
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: marsupial moles have a true cloaca. Thank you Wikipedia
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian the hyenas are the ones where females have a false penis that needs split when they give birth
niccus: this stream is on the second monitor for my safety
 Territan: So have we moved onto Schrodinger's Cloaca?
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Fun animal fact: Kangaroos have their scrotum above the penis
Grumpingtoon: If you fire a single hyenas at a wall with two doors, it turns into two if you don’t watch it happen
 Getter404: He put his entire cloaca in it.
Izandai: Adam's just real good at touching the right balls.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @niccus 
rogerivany: Quantum Hyenas are kinda terrifying.
 teddywhosabear: fauxaca
drewm1022: If a tree falls on a hyena in a forest, does it laugh?
 WiJohn: I mean as long as the substances are Glurp
 Sheikun07: The floaca
 azureHaights: Clofakea, or Fauxaca?
 the_tutorial_boss: damn it IanBeej
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: OTher Marsupials have sort of cloacas
 stippledotter: The Cloabubu
Lysander_salamander: Are quantum hyenas like the hounds of tindaloo?
 xantos69: I got a fake one installed.  I just wanted to feel more desirable.
7gorobei: fauxaca
 Mr_Horrible: @rogerivany laughter all around you but it stops as soon as you become cognizant of it
 frank_the_great:  Graham 
 Getter404: Go cycle your Cloaca Fluids, one and all
 Mr_Horrible: @Lysander_salamander no, they think it's funny when you time travel, instead of getting mad
Lysander_salamander: see, there's a good reason to have a bidet
smurfomancer: They should check for a gas leak....this is getting Unhinged [complimentary]
 azureHaights: All I'm hearing is that one bounty in Warframe. "Take the concoction and throw it against the large cloaca"
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Graham turned off the oxygen
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @smurfomancer This is what happens when all of them are slap happy
Lysander_salamander: I don't like it when folks imply that people have to take drugs to be funny
 MacbethSeemsSus: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Based on location, more likely Paul
 Mr_Horrible: @azureHaights I haven't played warframe in over 7 years but I 100% believe this would be an accurate mission briefing
 azureHaights: "anyone who asks 'how high did you have to be to do that' has never done that, or been high"
 xantos69: @Lysander_salamander Better than the reverse.  Some say you have to be funny to take drugs.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander I don't think they're on drugs, I think the drug they are on is friendship and slap happiness
 azureHaights: @Mr_Horrible There's an active WF channel in the LRRscord, just sayin' 
patrick_stonecrusher: They did promise a cocaine ark... 
 Mr_Horrible: @azureHaights oh I've got more live-service games than I can handle already (2.5), but I appreciate the heads-up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @patrick_stonecrusher No, Ben and Adam said there would be a Let's Nope one and Paul came in and said NO
 spethycakes: thank you, Paul
 Mr_Horrible: okay but what about meth?
Lysander_salamander: yay
drewm1022: Pauuuuuul.
 frank_the_great: Rules are meant to be broken
 Mr_Horrible: please respect my Midwest heritage and get turnt on that crystal 
  Foxmar320: I recall Serge mentioning LRR body pillows
 Territan: But is the cocaine-filled waifu pillow still on the table?
 Farwanderer: @azureHaights There's a what now? I may have to actually check out the Discord
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
Ranakel: Okay. Adam on the front side, Ben on the back side. Call it the Body pi-nope
 frank_the_great: A pillow fort of suspiciously long pillows
GreyThey: Body PiLRRs™
KeytarCat: "What are you doing in here?" "Cocaine!"
 azureHaights: @Farwanderer It's the last channel in Franchises, so it's waaaaay down there
Ranakel: Modal Dual-faced pillows
Izandai: 
 Mr_Horrible: they'll quickly adopt a phalanx formation
TheAinMAP: 
Ranakel: Body//Pillow
 azureHaights: eugene_krabs_walking.wav
patrick_stonecrusher: approach the child .jpeg
 RatherLargeToad: Gotta get those gains!
 ContingentCat: Aww so wee
 Mr_Horrible: you're not Glurp, or my father, or my boss!
 BusTed: the character looks like it's about to throw up
 MacbethSeemsSus: He's going the distance! He's going for speed!
KeytarCat: Like a small dog!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: No one expects the fourth hill
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: THERE'S A FOURTH????
TheAinMAP: Ian quoting "The Polar Express"?
 azureHaights: @MacbethSeemsSus Reluctantly crouched, in the starting cube...
 KaleidoscopeMind: who made all these hills
 Drasvin: A marathon, with hills!
 Mr_Horrible: "A series of progressively taller triangles"
iarethel0ser: Spanish inquisition, fourth hill.  Same picture.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why did they add steep hills to this event
 Mr_Horrible: that's also what I say when *I* hike, Matt
 ContingentCat: Aww he's so tired
 NotCainNorAbel: This is what you get for not running in gym
Izandai: @Thefluffiestguineapig Because fuck you.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The first hill is the harest
EikoandMog: You must imagine Glurp happy.
Izandai: Wow that was way more effective.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Haven't people's apple watches had heart rate alerts go off during Glurp before?
 Mr_Horrible: that's what Beej's are for
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Similar to real marathon
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
 SomebodyNowhere: beej the gamer
 KaleidoscopeMind: running over that hill
 Drasvin: Than ran out of hill budget
 Mr_Horrible: the rhythm is key
 SomebodyNowhere: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
 SomebodyNowhere: ohno
 azureHaights: Walk without rhythm, and you won't ascend the berm
 ContingentCat: What a scrub yeah
 NoxStryx: Been running up that hill been rolling down the side
 EOstby: Imagine Sisyphus Happy.
 RatherLargeToad: Sisyphus just didn’t want it enough
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good luck Ian, your arms don't even really work well for your normal strategy
 SomebodyNowhere: monke
CustardIsMassive: @azureHaights 
 KaleidoscopeMind: sisyphus just had too long arms
 SomebodyNowhere: ohno
 SomebodyNowhere: what modifier
 MacbethSeemsSus: High score of 2
iarethel0ser: "As possible".  Yes.  "Possible".
 SomebodyNowhere: uhoh
 comrade_cards: DIG
 ContingentCat: Wow
 Twilight_Spark: The narrator: "But the thing would not help".
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 Drasvin: Rave at the dig
 SomebodyNowhere: dnf
TheAinMAP: Need more altitude.
 Vinewood_OG: Fauxtons
 Xavorin: I still maintain they should have put a point button at the top of the hill for sisyphus to press every time he got to the top. He could trade points for neat stickers to put on the boulder.
 Mr_Horrible: "It's time now for another Good Idea, Bad Idea"
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Drasvin: 
nyoomgoom: incredible
TheAinMAP: 
 Mr_Horrible: DNF minus the D
 frank_the_great:   
ghyllnox: Got there
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Lysander_salamander: nice
 SomebodyNowhere: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think not being able to grab might help here
 Mr_Horrible: wait, shit
ballesta25: A second and a half to spare, even
patrick_stonecrusher: NOT DNF!
 NoxStryx: @Xavorin Sounds like a game jam game
patrick_stonecrusher: 
 Mr_Horrible: Adam I've been drinking
Izandai: 
 adept_nekomancer: Minus the F.  "Did not."
 frank_the_great: DN, which has no other acronym
 xantos69: 50 Money?
 Mr_Horrible: and that response nearly made me spit it
 SomebodyNowhere: ew
Lysander_salamander: ew
 azureHaights: Freddy Mercureej
 Twilight_Spark: Don't spit in the mouth
 SomebodyNowhere: ohno beej
 NoxStryx: 
 ContingentCat: Is the wheel going to come out soon?
 azureHaights: The "Mother"
 Mr_Horrible: "Living Unfiltered Beverage" sounds like something I'm going to die to on Friday
 MacbethSeemsSus: Foaming will occur to you or the drink?
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
 spethycakes: or bawls
 BusTed: the touchstones
 NorthstarTex: what a deep cut
 SnackPak_: does the scoby has a cloaca?
ghyllnox: Symbiotic Colony Of Bacteria and Yeast
 calculated_uncertainties: 1000
 adept_nekomancer: Foaming may occur.  Frothing, however, should not.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Rejoice?
kynelwynn: Orbotz are just proto-boba
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 lightfut: How about the bawlz tho
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 spethycakes: Cori is personally responsible for the world's Orbitz shortage
EvilBadman: No, no Ian makes his own, we know this
 Xavorin: Living Unfiltered Beverage is my Cranberries cover band.
Lysander_salamander: what flavor was it?
 Mr_Horrible: I think they were an Iron Stomach
 GasCityGaming: they do a limited run every year
 Darleysam: like my high school report
 NorthstarTex: the thanksgiving flavors are unholy accurate
EikoandMog: Food Scientists are wizards
 BrowneePointz: OH! like the Biscuits and Gravy Lays
 Mr_Horrible: "I'm so mad you made a chip taste like this"
 BrowneePointz: yea there was a Turkey and Mash and Gravy Jones Soda
 public_key_reveal_party: You just think "wow, they nailed this flavor. Why?".
 ContingentCat: But chips it works better because chips are potatoes
 jchinnock: Very Impressive and Disgusting is gonna be my new LinkedIn header
 NoxStryx: I used to drink the brussel sprouts flavored one to stay awake for all nighters
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 Mr_Horrible: I just remember Alex during the kickstarter smoothie reward going "I never want to drink a turkey ever again"
Lysander_salamander: I've heard the Jones bubblegum flavored pop tastes similar to Irn Bru
 tidehollowcat: "I never want to drink a turkey again"
 DaxStrife: Alex has a quote of "I never wanted to *drink* a turkey!"
 SomebodyNowhere: oh god no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHYYYYYYYYYY
 ProcyonFlynn: Spicy Milk!
 azureHaights: That's why I don't like jellybelly buttered popcorn - it tastes exactly like buttered popcorn. it feels exactly like STALE buttered popcorn.
 Cptasparagus: I had caffeinated milk from the grocery store
 Xavorin: Anybody that says "bacon makes everything better" clearly had never tasted bacon flavored soda.
ballesta25: "I feel awe that mankind can do this; I feel shame that we *did*"
 DiscordianTokkan: Mmm Instant Spoiled Milk
 SomebodyNowhere: youre so close
 teddywhosabear: the tumblr chain of people putting sour straws in energy drink and then immediately after posting "don't do this"
 Mr_Horrible: tragedy
 adept_nekomancer: Those boxes are so rude
Izandai: Damn
 NorthstarTex: noooooooo
 KaleidoscopeMind: NOOOO
Lysander_salamander: aw
ghyllnox: 
 Drasvin: Oh no
 lamina5432: adam has never had a baconater pringal
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOO
Raincoast_Bear: Next on Tinker Tailor, Solder, Fry: Ian makes his own Orbitz.
 GasCityGaming: I tried that ranch soda from a few years back, almost made me throw up.
nyoomgoom: noonnnn
 KadmosTech: 
 frank_the_great: rip o7
 Mr_Horrible: horner
Izandai: Beej, how did someone respond to the Sodastream milk?
 korvys: Carbonation causes carbonic acid, which instantly curdles milk, iirc
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The lasers created a wall
  Juliamon: Yop!
 Arclight_Dynamo: Yop Maximum
 GasCityGaming: Yoooooooop!
Ranakel: A barrel of yop
 ProcyonFlynn: Didn't that tumblr user go on to create another hellish creation?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Noooooooooooo
 azureHaights: Cori: "yop? nop(e)"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's fair Cori
 Darleysam: GAMER?!
Izandai: Adam how did you do that so well?
 SomebodyNowhere: wow adam the gamer
 Territan: Whoa
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 frank_the_great: gaming
 NorthstarTex: adam just blasted it
 Darleysam: just casually destroying the competition
 CouldntPickAUsername: a friend bought a yogurt soda once. I described the smell as 'unwashed crotch'
 Mr_Horrible: that's what he says every morning, Adam
Izandai: I think you mean gut fauna. If there's plants in your intestinal tract you have a problem.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So did you discover it after your gut flora was demolished by having an NG tube?
 KaleidoscopeMind: please, my flora, they're unwell
 MacbethSeemsSus: Poggifers? Bring me my gut flora
 Mr_Horrible: this is a visual representation of the shadowban
Ranakel: Thank goodness we're not mixing gut flora talk and cloaca talk anymore
 DarkMorford: Meiji needs to start selling R-1 in North America, I've heard so many good things about that stuff.
 Mr_Horrible: I was not, but my mom was, while playing Lost Vikings 2
 SomebodyNowhere: nice
Lysander_salamander: yeah
 KadmosTech: 
 Mr_Horrible: not as far as I'm aware
 Mr_Horrible: Dad's still in the group chat
Lysander_salamander: In stealth games I would crouch
Ranakel: She got taste
thebuzzstreams: @Mr_Horrible 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think he bounced it off himself?
 KaleidoscopeMind: the yeet, not the kobe
 Mr_Horrible: a true "Yeet for distance" moment
 adept_nekomancer: No points for accuracy, but all the points for style
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the Kobe event
 RatherLargeToad: not on glurpus?
 Vinewood_OG: Kobe
kynelwynn: Graham with the actual form people expect
 DarkMorford: Oh shit, it's a hex ball too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Previously these have been Yeet events only
 KaleidoscopeMind: G went yeet instead of kobe
 SomebodyNowhere: just kick it and get better
Izandai: Don't worry Graham I'm sure someone will in fact barely tip it off the edge.
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
Izandai: nice
nyoomgoom: giving graham credit for how accurate the initial ground hit was there
 Mr_Horrible: this is the wario land 3 mini-game
Dezufnocosem: when the glurp hit ya
Ranakel: I only watch competitive Glurp
 SomebodyNowhere: good throw
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
nyoomgoom: i knew someone who played drums for brutal lady in high school
 Mr_Horrible: snapped in half like a biscotti
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Would Adam snap her like a twig?
 KadmosTech: her boat is the SS Brittle Lady
 spethycakes: brittle like a dried-out piece of driftwood
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
Lysander_salamander: right
 Marvoleath: My friend's grandma grinded Diablo, is that anything?
Lysander_salamander: I think Cisco was a privateer
 adept_nekomancer: *bonk*
 Mr_Horrible: that grandma has more hours in Mephisto than me
 Mr_Horrible: an odd, yet true, modern sentence
Izandai: Graham's score is worse than the starting position. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do not tell most babies to pick up most cats
 Mr_Horrible: she's dead, Adam
Izandai: ADAM WHAT
 DarkMorford: ADAM
 MrSarkhan: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
nyoomgoom: omg
thebuzzstreams: ADAM!
WriterRaven: ADAM.
 Mr_Horrible: so that presents a problem
 SnackPak_: yikes
 SomebodyNowhere: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ADAM
letsbelgo: YEAAAAH
GreyThey: ADAM
 adept_nekomancer: Welp
 NorthstarTex: ADAM SAVADAN!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: ADAM
 margieargie: 
 definenull: ADAM
Lysander_salamander: yes Adam yes
 SomebodyNowhere: great throw
 ContingentCat: 
Lysander_salamander: yay
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 EOstby: Nice on!
EvilBadman: That's a mephisto
TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES that was great
 SomebodyNowhere: baloon
Izandai: See I would've gone for "I'm gonna have more hours with Mephisto in your grandma."
TheAinMAP: 
 GasCityGaming: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DifficultBlatantBeanTTours-CdhSjyEY2k2ND9u3
Izandai: The udder is terrible.
 KadmosTech: oh those are udders? :notedq
 adept_nekomancer: @Izandai udderly awful
 definenull: Vestigial udder
 KadmosTech: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KadmosTech No, those are your legs
 KaleidoscopeMind: are these mammals?
 Diabore: masterfully dodged graham
Lysander_salamander: nice
 ContingentCat: Wow
 Mr_Horrible: "I'm really proud of them"
 definenull: I don't think we can apply taxonomy to these aliens
 Mr_Horrible: famous thriller movie Das Goat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Screaming
Lysander_salamander: oh I thought that was horses
 Mr_Horrible: the No Bull Gasses
 Mr_Horrible: they win every YLYL challenge
theamc2000: glurp more drink
GreyThey: S-tier gas
NonchalantAvenger: lightest element in the universe
Lysander_salamander: most bangable gasses
 Darleysam: scientists sitting round doing their periodid table tier lists
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Goats scream, and make a sound that sounds like a human imitating a goat
 margieargie: Oganesson
 adept_nekomancer: Radon, C-tier at best.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander You thought what was horses?
 SomebodyNowhere: invent a new gas
 Mr_Horrible: Smash or Pass on the periodic table
NonchalantAvenger: lightest known* element
 BusTed: smash or pass
 MacbethSeemsSus: There's two rows they won't even rank on the table *shakes head*
 KadmosTech: Oganesson (118) synthesized in 2002
 Driosenth: Technically element 118 Oganesson is in the noble gas group
 Mr_Horrible: @BusTed shakes ur hand 
ballesta25: @margieargie Is that the one that was ununoctium before it got an official name?
Lysander_salamander: playing fmk with the periodic table
7gorobei: no bull gasses
 BusTed: @Mr_Horrible 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible We would need more criteria, because I would pass on sodium because the explosive force and the amount of water in my body would land me in the hospital
nyoomgoom: new science experiment: try to baptize a noble gas and see if anything changes. more observations on the theme of their non-reactiveness
 SnackPak_: 
Ranakel: Thanks!
EikoandMog: Wooo! I needed that today
Lysander_salamander: yay
Ranakel: Now banana?
 LordZarano: He Ne Ar Xe Kr Rn is the order iirc?
 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig okay but that probably feel good as fuck for like .2 seconds
 Tiber727: You don't get updates periodically?
 Mr_Horrible: *Ian noise*
 SomebodyNowhere: 
 Driosenth: Oganesson has a half-life of 7 ms, fairly long for superheavy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible I don't think so since it's a metal
 ContingentCat: They can
 azureHaights: Those may have been the ones of which the news has come to Hahvahd / There have been many others, that since have been discahvahd
 xantos69: I made that Ian.wav file my windows login sound.
EikoandMog: Turns out that was ADHD.
 definenull: What does that even mean
 Xavorin: Then you have the most noble of gasses: King Charles after chili night.
nyoomgoom: oh mood
 LithelyUnshod: Ah, the ADHD report card
EvilBadman: Gifted, doesn't do the work until the test.
 Orestes290: no
 SomebodyNowhere: hurdles
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 Which one? That doesn't narrow it down as much as you think 
 Mr_Horrible: Yapper from birth, we must stan
 SomebodyNowhere: ohno
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @EvilBadman Yuuuuuuuuuup
Izandai: oh no
 xantos69: @Thefluffiestguineapig The one where he sat on himself.
 margieargie: Oh dear
 Sheikun07: Oh no.  Cuffs and Hurdles.
 Mr_Horrible: diagnosed with "mildly silly"
  Juliamon: It's *way* undiagnosed imo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 Ah, the washlet one!
EikoandMog: Mine was "You can tell which subjects you like"
 NorthstarTex: you don't have it until you are told you have it by a pro
 KadmosTech: @xantos69 the slowed down = Silt Strider one?
 Zerragonoss: The tests were all too easy to be fun  if you actually prepped for them.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a dick move from the game
WriterRaven: You have nothing to lose but your chains! Unless you're into that!
 Mr_Horrible: "We're Marley and Maaaaaarley..."
 kolintoney: Marley and Marley
 spethycakes: School was one of my special interests 
drewm1022: Runnin up that pyramid!
 adept_nekomancer: Graham doing a passable impression of the Isle of Man flag
 WiJohn: Got some Sisyphus action going there
 definenull: A Series of Unconsciousness Events
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because you can't get over the triangle, and if you get over the triangle you can't get over the hurdles
 MacbethSeemsSus: Dead man hurdling down the green mile
 Mr_Horrible: most people pay a lotta money for a Funny Bounce, Graham Stark
 SomebodyNowhere: these cuffs arent helping
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Running in place on the pyramids is a whole thing
Izandai: 
 Mr_Horrible: "One humorless bounce, please"
 teddywhosabear: especially ones where you've got handcuffs on
 Dog_of_Myth: 
EvilBadman: You must bounce on it, funny glurp style
Ranakel: That's abount trampoline parks, right?
 ContingentCat: serious bounces only
 Mr_Horrible: Bounce on it normal-style, daiyo
Izandai: Look not everyone wants clussy and that's okay.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @EvilBadman How would you do that in real life without breaking your normal human body
 xantos69: I don't care if the bounce is funny or not.  I pay extra just so we don't make eye contact.
Izandai: @Mr_Horrible 
 Mr_Horrible: this is dire, my streams are cross-polinating
 SomebodyNowhere: close
NonchalantAvenger: DNF everyboady?
 BrowneePointz: fart a little bit!
 BrowneePointz: that would make me GOOOOOON
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Jigokuro: That's a really good clip.
Lysander_salamander: I don't know that one
 Mr_Horrible: god that was so fucking funny
 BrowneePointz: yes G i've seen that clip
 Mr_Horrible: I enjoyed Nosferatu but I think I enjoyed the dumbass memes more
 margieargie: Put one foot in front of the other, and soon you'll be walking out the door...
 Mr_Horrible: CBTsong
WriterRaven: But is that -really- what it's all about? Inquiring minds needs to know.
 Mr_Horrible: [affectionate]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Glurp would be the way to make the Biblically accurate Hokey Pokey
 electra310: You may not like it, but this is what peak hokey looks like
WriterRaven: @margieargie One foot in front of the other trips two people. XD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Fought who?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Out of curiosity?
 Mr_Horrible: gotta go to sleep and then one-tap it in true Dark Souls fashion
 SomebodyNowhere: this move
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
Izandai: WHOA
 Mr_Horrible: the Ian-Style cannot be broadcast
 SomebodyNowhere: a finish
Izandai: CATAPULTED
 Diabore: GOATED
 NorthstarTex: WAOH!
 SnackPak_:   
 adept_nekomancer: The bouncy lunge
ghyllnox: \o/
 Dog_of_Myth:  
nyoomgoom: sent
 definenull: Gamer
 CaptainSpam: BOOM!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEEESSSS
 shendaras: 
 KadmosTech: 
Lysander_salamander: nice
 e_bloc: unreal
 Thefluffiestguineapig:      
 SomebodyNowhere: 
voren_chalco: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
7gorobei:   
 e_bloc:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Now that's my streamer
 Jigokuro: I started the Mega+ NG+ run on the new Digimon jrpg today after doing the DLC, it's hilarious that every enemy has 9999 attack, even babies.
 comrade_cards: Best to ever do it
 Mr_Horrible: "Oh does it?" "No"
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 Mr_Horrible: 10%
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That got me
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The ultimate focus
Izandai: Adam's had to temporarily allow compliments on his home stream because of the risk of new viewers and it's been hell on him.
 Mr_Horrible: powerful
   LoadingReadyRun: this stream is Very Family Feud "Good answer! Good answer!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
7gorobei:   
 SomebodyNowhere: so far
 SomebodyNowhere: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #9427: "I love a good glaze!!" —Ben, indignantly [2025-11-11]
 e_bloc: banning a billion people during let's nope, having way too much fun with the ladies' cube and this, Adam might be having the best week in LRR history
 Xavorin: @Jigokuro The DLC is out?
 Mr_Horrible: @LoadingReadyRun waiting on the Steve Harvey "KEEEEEEEEALL!"
 SomebodyNowhere: what was that air movement
Izandai: 
 Mr_Horrible: they know the score
 thatguysteve2709: You also got your friendly voice
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
 Jigokuro: @Xavorin As of today. Dad backstory(s)!
 Mr_Horrible: their game name includes "In-Birth" they understand where they are
 Thefluffiestguineapig: To go backwards
nyoomgoom: gamer
 SomebodyNowhere:   
 e_bloc:    
TheAinMAP:  
 adept_nekomancer: "Always twirling, twirling, twirling toward freedom!"
 electra310: Wild gaming
 Thefluffiestguineapig:    
 Mr_Horrible: actual perfect drafter
 SomebodyNowhere: sportball
glyndev: Isn't that the goal of Magic?
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 Drasvin: Pocket sun
 SomebodyNowhere: ohno
TheAinMAP: Who turned off the lights?
 Mr_Horrible: drawing cards is the best action you can take, we just pull it to the logical conclusion
TheAinMAP: 
 SomebodyNowhere: uhhh
 Mr_Horrible: "My win condition is making this face  after I deck myself"
 e_bloc: you don't need a win condition when you have a fun condition
 Twilight_Spark: It's just like that one match in the Yugioh show. Slyfer the decking dragon!
nyoomgoom: oh my
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 Drasvin: Sportsball with pocket sun
 SomebodyNowhere: getting over it with glurp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is SO RUDE
 Xavorin: @Jigokuro Good to know!
 SomebodyNowhere: cant see a thing
Izandai: WHOA
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
 Mr_Horrible: holy shit
 Dog_of_Myth:  
ghyllnox: \o/
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Lysander_salamander: nice
nyoomgoom: powerful
TheAinMAP:  
Izandai: Graham is so good at this game.
 Mr_Horrible: Flailing in the dark WORKS
 electra310: Powerful gaming
 ContingentCat: Oh no the sunwow
 Diabore: graham concealed info by outrunning the sun
Ranakel: Astraunaut: "Sun's stuck" | What? | Astraunaut going the other way, shaking a can of WD-40: "Sun's stuck"
iarethel0ser: What is sun but another orb to carry.
 e_bloc: give me back my sun
Koios7: 
 SomebodyNowhere: tech
 definenull: something something 3 body problem
 public_key_reveal_party: My favorite part of glurp is that the person playing is equally as surprised by what they are doing as everyone watching
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's goooooooo
 MacbethSeemsSus: Never talk to me or my sun or my son again
 Mr_Horrible: that's why he's the goat(prince)
 SnackPak_: dense su
 spethycakes: it has a mass effect
 SnackPak_: sun*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These heavy bags are so rude
 Drasvin: It fits in your pocket
 SomebodyNowhere: just go
 DaxStrife: The sun is a deadly laser (or so I'm told).
 lamina5432: I think it has anti grav
 Twilight_Spark: A gram of the sun would weigh less on the earth actually. Common misconception.
 BrowneePointz: Pigs can't look up
 BrowneePointz: well, most breeds can't
 MacbethSeemsSus: Pigs can sit down though
7gorobei: is this a 3 body problem?
nyoomgoom: ween lyrics
 Thefluffiestguineapig: PIGS CAN LOOK UP IAN They can't look up very far
Lysander_salamander: that reminds me I still haven't seen that movie
 kolintoney: Dogs can look up
 BrowneePointz: Spy Kids TWO even
 Mr_Horrible: I'll just get Vincent D'Onofrio to tilt me upwards
 BrowneePointz: Meowth had a good one too
Izandai: "Violence for violence is the law of beasts." – Barack Obama in a Tumblr user's dream
 Mr_Horrible: "I will face God and walk backwards into Hell"
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote ian
  LRRbot: Quote #7708: "Speaking of Ian pooping on things..." —Cameron [2021-07-30]
 Mr_Horrible: still my favorite of those
 DarkMorford: Whoa, when did Kazuma Kiryu get here?
 tidehollowcat: Babies are born worshiping unknown gods - Dwarf Fortress
 Mr_Horrible: correct
 electra310: Tumblr
 betweenmyself: pigs are just gamers…  they don’t look up out of habit
Izandai: I think my quote was rule, not law.
patrick_stonecrusher: stars look too much like pearls
 Sheikun07: "I am the monument to all your sins." - HALO 2: The Gravemind.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why do I know pigs can look up? They can look up to BITE MY KNEES
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 margieargie: Dwarf Fortress patch notes are always an amazing time
 Driosenth: Babies are born worshiping unknown gods
 electra310: "Tell the the name of god, you fungal piece of shit!"
 Mr_Horrible: see that makes me think of Babies Dream of Dead Worlds, which is an oldass flash game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Before starting to scream when I grab them. Wear ear protection because pig screaming will permanently damage your hearing more than metal concerts
 ContingentCat: Because ball is life
 Twilight_Spark: Coach said keep your eye on the ball, but not what else.
 adept_nekomancer: Also a great Dwarf Fortress patch note "Stopped vampires from pinning their crimes on children"
Ranakel: Sharks can't bite balls. I think Adam's a shark.
 Mr_Horrible: "What is my fursona?" - the famous Barack Obama quote
 GasCityGaming: Adam has solved the three body problem
 googoltudoris: how many of the most profound quotes are from tumblr or ao3? is the internet just an infinite series of monkeys?
 e_bloc: ball so hard
Izandai: @googoltudoris A lot of them are from Tumblr. Tumblr is great.
 KaleidoscopeMind: and the caligrapher!
 electra310: The Shitpost Calligrapher is the best account on Tumblr
  Sarah_Serinde: tumblr and AO3 have a lot of great writers
Lysander_salamander: I'm slightly annoyed that I can't find Terry's Chocolate Orange anywhere around here
 Mr_Horrible: I mean there kind of *is*, and it's worse
 Jigokuro: Tumblrer
 Strebenherz: just popped on, did we already cover df's invincible carp?
 Manae: There was also "babies are no longer born strapped with a knife"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @electra310 Oh that sounds both amazing and terrible
 Mr_Horrible: because they swore fealty to Dr Wily, Ian
SwankyFlea: Tumblr IS Tumblr 2. Tumblr 1 is PDF
 adept_nekomancer: Well done Cori!
TheAinMAP:   
Ranakel: At least it's not .webp. Stop making .webp happen.
 DaxStrife: Tumbler did try to have a sequel, when they kicked out all the porn artists; people hated it so they went back to Original Tumbler.
 Blip2004: cause of web3.0 which was supposed to revolutionize online media
Lysander_salamander: I think it was a grift
digiman619TheAntiDigs: @mr_horrible I recognize that references
 shendaras: Oh did they?
 definenull: chrome or chromium?
 Mr_Horrible: @digiman619TheAntiDigs I don't actually remember if it was the right number of W's but I had to go for it
 BrowneePointz: ah dangit well Graham I was gonna say Meowth also had a good quote in the first Pokemon movie, but apparently it's a paraphrase of a JFK commencement speech
Lysander_salamander: I hate chrome
 Jigokuro: webp is a good format for web, it just lacks support by other programs.
 Scy_Anide: But every time I complain about webp I hear excuses.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander Same
Lysander_salamander: just use firefox
 kolintoney: I'm converting my photo bucket to jpegxl
 Arclight_Dynamo: Isn't webp actually good, but no programs open it, so the implementation blows?
 KadmosTech: Jpeg Excel is the worst of the MS Office Suite 
Ranakel: The what now?
DrakoniteDev: jpeg is license encumbered,  webp is not
 ContingentCat: HGTV?
 KaleidoscopeMind: yeah yahoo
 Scy_Anide: "Yes, the 15th competing format is the savior"
 Mr_Horrible: and introducing Wookie Ian
 RelwinEJ: Being back web rings!
 electra310: Right now you could probably buy Tumblr for 50 bucks and a stack of old Playboys
 Mr_Horrible: Kashhian
nyoomgoom: sad wookie moment
 electra310: Tumblr prides itself on being unmonetizable
Lysander_salamander: predator challenge?  Are you hunting people for sport?
digiman619TheAntiDigs: @scy_anide Like everything, there is an XKCD about that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah yes, the sound Serge made when someone said "what Chewbacca is" during a Monikers game
Izandai: That was actually not bad.
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ghyllnox: \o/
 GasCityGaming: That is VERY good Beej lol
 Mr_Horrible: History is set in stone
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 circusofkirkus: bottom buddies
 shendaras: 
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Huzzah!
Lysander_salamander: yay
 Mr_Horrible: it sure has
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp 
GreyThey: Ian, don't bottom your step-father Adam
 lamina5432: 
 teddywhosabear: excellent glurping
 kolintoney: I've enjoyed this evening
 LordZarano: 
 definenull: always a great vibe
Ranakel: I look forward to glurp with friends on christmas
 Strebenherz: !patreon
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Lysander_salamander: I'm never going to look up lrr on ao3
  Foxmar320: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 ContingentCat: That was great as always 
 electra310: Glurp is always delicious, and I sure did learn a lot about cloacas
  Foxmar320: !patreon
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 definenull: I heard whispers of a new REPO patch...
  Foxmar320: !store
  LRRbot: The LoadingReadyRun store has returned! Merch selection is currently limited but there is more on the way. Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy a thing or two!
 SomebodyNowhere: !quote paul
  LRRbot: Quote #2012: "YouTube is actively keeping it from you." —Paul [2016-03-02]
WriterRaven: ribbit
 Mr_Horrible: 
nyoomgoom: chaos! chaos!
TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Good Morning Moonbase (James welcomes in a rotating cast of LRR crew on what will sure to be the definitive global morning show... at 10AM on the west coast. Game: This Week's Guest: Ben) at Tue 10:00 AM PST (14:03 from now).
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ah!
 SomebodyNowhere: its ben
Mai_Andra: Hell-rp!
 shendaras: 
 Hangedman: the start of one week but it's "which ben"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben's gonna do a quicksilver
 googoltudoris: YOU FUCKERS MAKE PAUL CLOPEN???
 NorthstarTex: 15 for 2!
 xantos69: Kinda sick you are playing Cribbage.
 Mr_Horrible: ITYC: Old Edition
 ContingentCat: Yay Ben!
 DiscordianTokkan: 15-2, 15-4, hell yea
 kolintoney: I love Cribbage!
 EOstby: LRR's Cribs.
 Mattmitchell45: Love Cribbage
 RelwinEJ: Ben learned Shadow Clone
 Mattmitchell45: Taught me to count 15s
 definenull: with 95% less wheel
 Gekyouryuu: I haven't played Cribbage in forever
 SomebodyNowhere: hillf
 Blip2004: I played so much with my grandparents
 KadmosTech: I love a good hillf
 Mr_Horrible: "Help This Girl Escape Patriarchy"
 MacbethSeemsSus: I assume the moonbase was reloaded after last tuesday
Lysander_salamander: Hot silent hills in your area
 Mr_Horrible: is that just building the obelisks for nuclear semiotics?
 SomebodyNowhere: 
Lysander_salamander: oh neat
 ProcyonFlynn: #BlameJames #Evergreen
 NotCainNorAbel: 
NonchalantAvenger: will we ever get Lords Of waterdeep back?
Lysander_salamander: Yay Star Heroes
 xantos69: Well, Cam won't.  But others might.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RelwinEJ Will his ADHD let him not make commentary and give himself away?
 Earthenone: how close are we to ufo 50 stream 50?
 MacbethSeemsSus: If you wanna blow up a Death Star I know a guy
 Mr_Horrible: "Luke you've taken up a job as an actuary"
 xantos69: Is the trench single?  Baptized?  If yes, then Adam would take a run at it.
 SnackPak_: wooooow
 Mr_Horrible: damn, bro
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible "Luke it's been 10 years"
 MrSarkhan: 
 rosesmcgee: The stoppable force, the movable object
 Mr_Horrible: honestly Nelly Goes To Evo would be sick
Lysander_salamander: One of my friends once played one of those Star Wars Multi-user dimension text games and somehow ended up hijacking a deathstar.  Used some sort of weird loophole
rogerivany: @rosesmcgee Beaten to the joke.  Well Played.
 definenull: ooh would love an evo coverage checkpoint segment from adam/nelly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: High scovil cube
 ContingentCat: 
TheAinMAP: 
 SnackPak_: thanks Wheeler
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah Wheeler cube
Ranakel: I love the spark of german foils
 Mr_Horrible: Das Moxen Ruben
rogerivany: Gotta be Wheelers cube.
Lysander_salamander: yay
 RatherLargeToad: no beets allowed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeler is making you do reading? Oh boy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who is drafting?
 Mr_Horrible: oh yeah, I think I remember y'all playing the demo for this way back
 xantos69: The work IS jokes.
 Mr_Horrible: "GROW UP!"
 DiscordianTokkan: So many team tourneys!
rogerivany: If it were Jackbox that call back would've been hit.
 BusTed: we grindin
 definenull: oh lets go
 Strebenherz: Good luck Adam!!
 Mr_Horrible: the fact that it's "a couple" is wild, this man is on multiple grinds
Lysander_salamander: That's the one that's a sequel to Melty Blood, right?
 itira: 
Mai_Andra: GRD Break ?
 Strebenherz:  
 Hangedman: it's a spinoff of Melty, yeah
 lamina5432:    
 Omthebox: @Mai_Andra Yep
 MrSarkhan:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Two tournaments at the same time? Are you sleeping ever?
letsbelgo: @Lysander_salamander Same devs, not related otherwise
Lysander_salamander: aha
Lysander_salamander: thanks!
 Mr_Horrible: "Local Victorian man balances multiple spinning plates"
 shendaras: 
Lysander_salamander: good luck with it!
 Hangedman: Eltnum might be the only crossover char
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote sonic
  LRRbot: Quote #8935: "Let me tell you about my collection of Sonic Feet." —Bengineering [2024-03-01]
  Juliamon: oh. oh boy.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That sub scroll image is very good
Lysander_salamander: Nice
TheAinMAP: 
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, xantos69! Welcome to Fuzziskii, tyrant_typhon, juzztshay, Alzharade, and EikoandMog! (Today's storm count: 83)
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 teddywhosabear: you got the yogi bear pronunciation style right, perfect~
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 lamina5432: gnight
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 itsr67: those bits
 definenull: \o
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TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream!!
 SomebodyNowhere: !advice
  LRRbot: Drink from the photo hose.
Lysander_salamander: good night everyone!
 kolintoney: Good night friends!
 definenull: pull the ripcord!
 BusTed: cut the feed!
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the show, gang 
 ContingentCat: Thanks everyone 
nyoomgoom: truuuee
iarethel0ser: Don't vent.  That's sus.
 SomebodyNowhere: !badadvice
  LRRbot: "It's Albania!"
TheAinMAP: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Venting glurp is banned in most states
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !advice
  LRRbot: Remember to carry a green safety mushroom.
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote remember
  LRRbot: Quote #6070: "Remember: every action is a vine." —Cameron [2019-05-27]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus There are many things banned in most states
 LordZarano: !fish
  LRRbot: Today's fish is Trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.
 Strebenherz: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Good Morning Moonbase (James welcomes in a rotating cast of LRR crew on what will sure to be the definitive global morning show... at 10AM on the west coast. Game: This Week's Guest: Ben) at Tue 10:00 AM PST (13:48 from now).
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