letsbelgo: crib me daddy
TXC2: title change!
NorthstarTex: There are so much double entendre in cribbage, looking forward to all of it
Juliamon:
Shparky2197:
letsbelgo:
Goombill watched 3 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
Shparky2197: Hi friedns, and a good Wednesday morning from Aus. How re we all today?
TXC2: hello Shparky2197 welcome
LoadingReadyRun: On No! My Cribbages!
TXC2: A+ joke streamer
Shparky2197: Probably not going to chat much today, going to try to let myself be somewhat bored and start writing. But I will very much enjoy the cribbage times
TXC2:
who is it who gets to name the generational cohorts and why are they so shit at it? 
Juliamon: the boomers, because they're boomers
Shparky2197: Us as a culture, and yeah, we're pretty shit at public naming
TXC2: Juliamon that tracks
TXC2: here we GO!
FurthestChunk: everyone older than me is a boomer, everyone younger than me is a zoomer
SnyperWoIf: Cribbage? What is this, my childhood!?!
EhDecentCanadian: Boomer is a mindset lol
TXC2: hello Beej, Wheeler and Matt
TheMerricat: BEEEJ!
Shparky2197: Hi friends!
EhDecentCanadian: Hello!
RayFK: IT'S TIME FOR HISTORY'S GREATEST CARD GAME
NorthstarTex: BEEJ!
TXC2: hello Paul on tech
FurthestChunk: @EhDecentCanadian boomer grindset
EhDecentCanadian: Me?
NorthstarTex: me?
Shparky2197: Big ups to Paul, you're awesome
Obothehobo11: GOAT cardgame
SnyperWoIf: and viewers like you!
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: !store
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RayFK: It's god's perfect game, cribbage
EhDecentCanadian: I wonder if they're going to play off meta decks today
NorthstarTex: My Gen X brother and I have epic games, its timeless.
RayFK: @EhDecentCanadian I can't wait to see someone keep a 19.
EhDecentCanadian: Lmao
RayFK: ONLY two boards? Pfffttt
NorthstarTex: I hope to see someone flip nobs during stream
Juliamon: Base Set board
EhDecentCanadian: Muggins online?
RayFK: I'm going to start bringing a board to MagicCon
TXC2:
Beej is the adult of LRR 
NorthstarTex: Hope we get a 4 player game soon, because if you're drift compatible you're unstoppable
EhDecentCanadian: @RayFK Cribbage, judges tower and Dan Dan is an elite lineup
letsbelgo: Matt rulez
TXC2:
with rules brought to us most likely by Matt's grandparents
NorthstarTex: I just knew cribbage as the card game that uses a board
SnyperWoIf: A malibu and coke for you G&T for me
TXC2: you have a dog and a husband Matt!
EhDecentCanadian: As long as Gin and tonics are included who cares about the rules
Greendrag13: Ya never know Matt, he might be a two-seater ;3
SnyperWoIf: (Mr Bicycle is single if Matt is asking)
LoadingReadyRun: Mr Bicycle has a lot of Kings and Queens
aerohydra: @TXC2 im glad the dog is listed first
EOstby: In this day and age, you could probably find somebody who can make you a Snorlax cribbage board on the Internet.
NorthstarTex: 15 and 31
SnyperWoIf: Is the skunk line not marked on that board?
TXC2: aerohydra thank you
Obothehobo11: they don’t know the correct way to play is everyone uses their own house rules and whoever’s house rules are most advantageous wins
Shparky2197: I mean, I have talked about making a cribbage board as a start to woodworking hobby
Greendrag13: Straights? I thought this was a pegging game?
Juliamon: Greendrag13 Straights can peg too
EhDecentCanadian: @Greendrag13 Who said straights cant peg lol
Shparky2197: I could maybe make one with Snorlax.
RayFK: It's low
TXC2:
Greendrag13 oh honey, the straights do MOST of the pegging
NorthstarTex: deadpool made that clear durring international womens day
InconsiderateHat: @NorthstarTex Ok but deadpool's not straight, so not the best example
RayFK: 5 cards?
Obothehobo11: Ah, as with most card games, the rules sound batshit to a new player, but totally normal to me
RayFK: OH, they're doing 3 player
Obothehobo11: @RayFK 3 player, everyone puts one in and 1 from the top
SnackPak_: I move to pegging stage
Kentosaurus: probably weird to learn to play with 3
NorthstarTex: yep, 3 player is an interesting game
RayFK: @Obothehobo11 My realization hit at the same time. I was not expecting to learn with 3 player
SnyperWoIf: pegging vs "counting your hand"
RayFK: I'm sure a lukewarm take, but 3 handed is worst crib. Lowest hand potential AND games take a while with no teamwork potential.
Kezzig_: HELL YEAH
SnyperWoIf: Would you all consider 2 player the "standard" cribbage, or 4 player?
RayFK: (I have strong feelings about crib)
RayFK: 2 player is standard
DiscountDoubleCzech: 2
Kentosaurus: @SnyperWoIf 2
Rytel: 2 player
Obothehobo11: three handed sucks. 2 is best
Kezzig_: I like 3 person cribbage
SnyperWoIf: orly? My family typically played 4 player
Obothehobo11: team 4 player can be fun though
OriginalDybo: More pegging GachiBass
NorthstarTex: 2 player is great, 4 player is great chaos (and a great drift compatibility test)
TheMerricat:
TheMerricat: Wheeler doesn't love us chat.
Juliamon: Yeah, we're not gonna be any help
Obothehobo11: wheeler hates everyone
TXC2:
not even 20 mins in and Ben's killed chat
SnyperWoIf: by y'all!
WavesOfBabies: three players is better than none
SnackPak_: nini
letsbelgo: Look at what you did
letsbelgo: nerds
JKBalch: Forget the wheel, Ben chose A-Z
ignitionpoint: 3-player mode just makes things odd
Shparky2197: Wow, tell us how you really feel, Wheeler
NorthstarTex: 3 player is valid, just less consistent
WavesOfBabies: good one Paul
circusofkirkus: can we trade these cards
TheMerricat: So chat, as a non-pegging person, how many people SHOULD you have in a game of cribbage?
FurthestChunk: Unlike Sonic, he doesn't chuckle
letsbelgo: You guys cant help yourself, can you
FurthestChunk: He'd rather flex his knuckles
ignitionpoint: 2-4
Juliamon: TheMerricat 2 or 4, even numbers work best
NorthstarTex: @TheMerricat 2 or 4
Kezzig_: i always play that 3 player, the dealer gets 6
Obothehobo11: having only 2 people pegging at a time is best
cheshire_creeper: @TheMerricat I've never played, but I can only assume based on everything I know that the ideal amount is 37
TheMerricat:
@cheshire_creeper
theevermist: do you need a different board for 4?
TheMerricat: Thanks chat!
NorthstarTex: @Kezzig_ I like this house rule and will remember this
circusofkirkus: so when do we get Euchre?
SnyperWoIf: and one for the jacl
SnyperWoIf: jack*
oberon939: One for his nobs!
Obothehobo11: @circusofkirkus YES
ignitionpoint: if the player to your left and right peg you is it called an Eiffel Tower?
ladyjessica: cut and flip
TheMerricat: @theevermist So I had the same thought and googled. 4 player is teams.
theevermist: @TheMerricat thank you
SnyperWoIf: 4 player is fun, because you can throw a "5" into your partner's crib and it's not a terrible decision!
Kezzig_: a triple is 3 different pairs
NorthstarTex: 4 player also is a lot of non-verbal strategy, its taboo/against the rules to openly talk strategy with your teammate
circusofkirkus: Black Jack!
NorthstarTex: Eyyyyyyy
WavesOfBabies: eyyyy
SnowBuddy18: 6 7
TXC2: and we're on the board
Kentosaurus: I also learned to play crib from my grandma
Ross_Merriam: Right of dealer cuts
TXC2: trauma is what grandmas are for
NoxStryx: Oh, dang. I didn't know they released a new cribbage set. Any cool cards?
oberon939: One for his heels iirc
NorthstarTex: I learned how to play in school at a games club, I learned how to be cut-throat with my grandma
Ross_Merriam: It's 2 for his heels, also called nobs.
circusofkirkus: God I want wheeler to experience Euchre
Ross_Merriam: 1 for the Right Jack
TXC2: !backseat
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oberon939: Ahh thanks, 1 for his nobs 2 for his heels
circusofkirkus: hustling from day 1
TXC2:
so Wheeler is Kirk from that one Star trek episode?
SnyperWoIf: @NoxStryx The foil Kings now count for 11
IanAllenBird: lmao
NoxStryx: Guess what...that is how every card game started
zelukester: convergent cardgame evolution
WavesOfBabies: Hearts is peak bs rules
LoadingReadyRun: what are the heels?
cheshire_creeper: I hope that this series will eventually get to every single "regular" card/trick taking game
Kezzig_: all even cards mean no 15s
Shparky2197: Hearts is my favourite card game, played the crap out of it when it came standard with windows.
NorthstarTex: wow matt
Shparky2197: I should find my playing cards
WavesOfBabies: Matt is correct
Obothehobo11: love to see his nobs
Alyssa_Swift: holy hell
A_Dub888: do we get babyfaces?
SnyperWoIf: heels and knobs? lolwut!?! My family just did point for the jack or two for the jack XD
A_Dub888: we have heels
Kezzig_: @SnyperWoIf we just called both knobs
NorthstarTex: @WavesOfBabies I second this, Jacks are a thing in this game where either you flip it for a point or you share a suit with the flipped card for a point
WavesOfBabies: Highest hand is 5 on the flip, 3 5's in hand, and a jack with the same suit as the flipped 5
LoadingReadyRun: so what are the knobs and the heels?
theevermist: Jacking his knob helps with the pegging
Territan: Gods, now I'm fondly remembering an old piece of software: Cribbage King, for the (sob) Apple IIGS.
A_Dub888: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
NorthstarTex: I have so many happy memories playing with my grandparents
FurthestChunk: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
WavesOfBabies: so much playing this at the cabin long into the night
Kezzig_: Have we told wheeler about competitive cribbage and point stealing?
TXC2:
damn Matt
Kentosaurus: @Kezzig_ lol that can be brutal
WavesOfBabies: 67 5
WavesOfBabies: Matt is an expert pegger
NorthstarTex: matt is locked in
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I think I used to know this game...
SnyperWoIf:
I have been really enjoying the teaching / learning going on in this stream. Very wholesome 
WavesOfBabies: This is fun.
Kentosaurus: we always say 2 points for turning up a jack
NoxStryx: A queen would really help with your pegging
WavesOfBabies:
Alyssa_Swift: We never said 'his knobs' around here, just 'knobs'
Obothehobo11: yeah, both the one and two point jack things are just nobs in my family
NorthstarTex: nice crib
Coinman1863: Where I am we use Right Jack
NoxStryx: @loadingreadyrun the combinatorics gets weird when you have runs though because a run of 4 is worth 4 even though technically it is 2 runs of 3
SnyperWoIf: Oh yeah, Matt missed the "subliminal 3 mix" for an extra 3 points! #goof
Kezzig_: @LoadingReadyRun for 3 player, we often play where dealer gets 6 cards and cribs 2
A_Dub888: but what if peg?
Cuddly_Kitteh: oh there *Can* be 4 player free-for-all. It's...a mess >.<
SnyperWoIf: 4 lesbian aunts sounds like the setup to a joke
WavesOfBabies: Four lesbian aunts is fantastic
ladyjessica: aunts love Crib. I’m a lesbian aunt and I love a crib.
TXC2: SnyperWoIf like an updated 4 Yorkshiremen joke
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SnyperWoIf: Jesus Christ has a pretty face 🎶
ladyjessica: my sister and I bought our parents a really nice cribbage board.
SquareDotCube: gotta update to the Balatro themed deck
WavesOfBabies: I like that you call it tenteen as well
Kentosaurus: y'all ever see the "29" crib boards?
WavesOfBabies: Matt has 3 because of the Jack, right?
SnyperWoIf: @TXC2 I don't know this joke 😅
Cuddly_Kitteh: 3 of a kind is 3 distinct pairs, for anyone wondering why it's worth six
ladyjessica: Beej might skunk them
Coinman1863: 3 of a kind is 3 pair, so it's 6 total.
Jundinator: Hi Chat
Masslost: ok so all thats missing is either Bridge mix or some kinda of snack and this would be a very comfy stream
LoadingReadyRun: @ladyjessica what direction is the causality? does Crib cause lesbians, or does becoming a lesbian suddenly make you like crib?
SnyperWoIf: @WavesOfBabies Yup, you are correct
Jundinator: Isn't Cribbage usually either 2 or 4 players?
letsbelgo: We get point
mweepigeon: chat: 1!
letsbelgo: Its our point
TXC2: SnyperWoIf it's from monty python, it's the classic 4 old men talk about how hard they had it as children compared to today's kids
cheshire_creeper: It's our solitary point...so far...
NoxStryx: @Cuddly_Kitteh Which is so weird because runs don't work like that
ladyjessica: it’s probably a confounding third variable.
WavesOfBabies: I got a point!
SnyperWoIf: We got a point!!! 🎉
TXC2: hello Jundinator welcome
Jundinator: Who represents Chat?
Cuddly_Kitteh: @NoxStryx yeah the game rewards set -- that said, an ABBC is 10 :3
Kentosaurus: use the wheel
Paranundrox: oh dear
moamyn: I volunteer
macintose: uh oh I just got back
Jundinator: I meant between the three of you
circusofkirkus: queue up the Hall of the Mountain King
Kezzig_: lets gooo
SnyperWoIf: oh no
theevermist: play the music
Vinewood_OG: Wheel!!!!!
Cuddly_Kitteh: I can go fetch SnergeBot
ladyjessica: wheel
Shparky2197: I also volunteer
Greendrag13: It could be... ANYONE
Obothehobo11: oh no
mweepigeon: uh oh
SnowBuddy18: spin! that! wheel!!!
omdorastrix: What button on the streamdeck does the wheel?
macintose: spin that Wheeler
Obothehobo11: not this again
FurthestChunk: the hall of the mountain king beckons
couchboyj: Please sir, wheel?
WavesOfBabies: Wheel of morality turn turn turn
Sibwow: come onnnn
Jundinator: I very much meant among the players, not us
JKBalch: Shoot us
SnackPak_: we're in danger
ladyjessica: we need the wheel!
NorthstarTex: uhoh
Juliamon: Cmdrud87 congrats
SnackPak_: don't let us down
theevermist: they are us!
couchboyj: o7
ladyjessica: uh oh
NorthstarTex: don't let us down man
ladyjessica: o7
Jundinator: What did I do
TXC2:
us mods have NOT signed off on this
letsbelgo: I salute you, sir
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jovens_v: what whould we do comander cmdrud87
moamyn: o7
ipoddodd: what are the crib rules for three player? one from deck and each player puts one in?
Kentosaurus: reporting for duty commander
NorthstarTex: lets go wheeler
Anubis169: waaaoooow
Obothehobo11: @ipoddodd yes
Coinman1863: @ipoddodd Yep
ladyjessica: @ipoddodd yes
macintose: yeah!
Kezzig_: @ipoddodd yeah, or you give the dealer 6 and they crib 2
Kezzig_: i am dying on this house rule hill
macintose: every line is 5 points
MattIsAMage: i came in late, i now know what watching magic is like for new players
macintose:
Anubis169:
NorthstarTex: welcome to the math cardgame
WavesOfBabies:
thebuzzstreams:
@MattIsAMage accurate 
Cuddly_Kitteh: Oh wait, there aren't Skunk lines
FurthestChunk: get their ass wheeler
Paranundrox: @MattIsAMage unsurprisingly, chat is the same
Kezzig_: I used my MTG life counter app for cribbage before
Obothehobo11: the score in cribbage doesn’t matter, only how far along you are
macintose: tots got
Paranundrox: I was just wondering about the skunk line
NorthstarTex: its one line further back
Obothehobo11: skunk line is 90
afterlanterns:
double loss
SnackPak_: wow rude
NorthstarTex: 90
Obothehobo11: double skunk line is 60
letsbelgo: DOUBLE LOSS
Coinman1863: it's 30 from the end is skunk
WavesOfBabies: Wheeler likes that rule I can tell
circusofkirkus: you go in debt in losses
SnyperWoIf: double skunked
ladyjessica:
quad loss 
Cuddly_Kitteh: The lines are 30/60/90 for triple/double/single skunking
A_Dub888: what activates multiball?
Kentosaurus: i've never considered double loss. mostly it was just embarrassing to get skunked
SnyperWoIf: it makes more sense on the 60 hole board, where you have to go around the board twice
Alyssa_Swift: Nice hand, Wheeler, but what's your yaku?
ladyjessica: the jack
NorthstarTex: getting skunked is bad feels, double skunked is almost rage quit worthy
LoadingReadyRun:
It seems weird that everyone is so surprised about 3 player cribbage, when all boards have 3 tracks
letsbelgo: Go for 13 Orphans Wheeler
WavesOfBabies: You can also get double skunked and triple skunked. I've only seen someone get triple skunked once.
Kentosaurus: @LoadingReadyRun it's analogous to playing 1v1 or multiplayer in magic. The game has a different flavor, and most "grognards" prefer 1v1
NorthstarTex: either you see boards containing 2 lanes, or 3 lanes, rarely do you see a 4 player cribbage board but they exist
WavesOfBabies: @LoadingReadyRun I know right? it's a normal way to play! it's just uncommon.
macintose:
huh the cut is done after pegging? I've always done it before 
Obothehobo11: @LoadingReadyRun the one in the middle is there so there’s space between the pegs on the outside, definitely for sure
letsbelgo: same
ladyjessica: yeah we always cut before the round starts.
The_Lesser_Gatsby: you gotta blast the crud!
SnyperWoIf: so, you pegged the crud out?
WavesOfBabies: @macintose it doesn't really matter unless the dealer is 1 point away.
Obothehobo11: gotta cut it before you peg em
NorthstarTex: same, can't do the bridge
circusofkirkus: you mean everyone doesn't go through a close-up magic phase as a youth?
WavesOfBabies: Ask Adam Savadan if he knows how to play Kaiser
Chronomagistrate: Yeah, I just can't the bridge part right
Anubis169: !store
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TXC2: !store
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Anubis169: !dragonshield
TXC2:
circusofkirkus yes, but some of us do the false thumb trick instead of cards
Anubis169: ^ these are confirmed not bad sleeves
FurthestChunk: +2
SnyperWoIf: 5! 5 cards! Ha ha ha!
circusofkirkus:
@TXC2 but the card flourishes
Cuddly_Kitteh:
wait was that 2/2/2 at the end there? 
LordZarano: I learned the riffle & bridge from a youtube video. Haven't done it in a while so no idea if I still can
NorthstarTex: the scoring during pegging can be bonkers
Aceviru: @TXC2 They never came back with my nose or the quarter
letsbelgo: can you use the same cards to make multiple 15s in your hand?
Goombill: Nobody's good at everything, but everybody's good at something
WavesOfBabies: Kaiser is the best game only people from Saskatchewan know how to play
NorthstarTex: ooooooooo, that is a good crib
SnyperWoIf: 10 in the 3-player crib is really good!
Kentosaurus: best crib we've seen tonight
TXC2:
Aceviru Capitalism takes from us at a young age
circusofkirkus: @Aceviru Did you check behind your ear?
theevermist: @letsbelgo each different combination of cards that make 15 is 2 points, so as long as there is one different card it counts
WavesOfBabies: This is PEAK before video games
Alyssa_Swift: Well, SOME of us are chatting...
NorthstarTex: throwing point cards into the crib is knowing as "loading the crib." If you are playing 2 player, you can put a scoring combo into the crib for some serious strategy
LordZarano: @LordZarano The 'flipping half the deck into the other hand' move that that video taught pre-riffle though was very satisfying
ladyjessica: we’re here to vibe unless your whole family is neurodivergent and get super competitive while playing games.
Aceviru: @alyssa_swift I feel that was aimed at us
SnyperWoIf: @ladyjessica Personal experience?
ladyjessica: maaaaaybe
RealGamerCow: I don't see 3-hand crib too often
NorthstarTex: @ladyjessica it becomes an epic battle at my family gatherings...yeah, we might be neurodiverse
WavesOfBabies: 3 player is fun because when you're pegging you getting points matters more than giving someone else points
Alyssa_Swift: "15 for 2 is boomer 6 7" gave me psychic damage
SymphonySolstice: oh we cribbin'
LoadingReadyRun: Cribbage is rated PEGI 15
WavesOfBabies: +2
Strebenherz:
@loadingreadyrun
A_Dub888: uh ohhh, pegiii
SnyperWoIf: Cap'n Pegging is my mother. You can just call me Peggy!
Kentosaurus: 2 for a jack
ElektroTal: bunch of streamers playing, maybe it should be Crib Edge, cause they're edgy
NorthstarTex: 2 for jack!
Kentosaurus: sick
macintose: pog
SnackPak_: hell yeah
NorthstarTex: HOLY SHIT
WavesOfBabies: he already counted 2 for Jack when it flipped
RealGamerCow: Some insight into that last hand: Wheeler had a 10, 9, and 6 on when there was a 7 and 8 played. If he played the 6 or 7 he would have gotten 3 points. HOWEVER Matt baited Beej into the 7-8 so Wheeler had to assume Matt had a 6 or 9 in his hand to score
TiltedTony:
DarkSVermoth: i have no idea what's going on but this is intriguing
SnyperWoIf: Triple run for ?
SnyperWoIf: yeah
WavesOfBabies: hell yeah wheeler
Alyssa_Swift: Jegus
Alyssa_Swift: Now THAT'S a yaku
NorthstarTex: Triple run for 9 + 3 of a kind
circusofkirkus: he's a natural
RealGamerCow: triple run is 17, yup
TXC2: big winner!
SnyperWoIf: stealing the lead!
RealGamerCow: I mean 15
TXC2: it's like he runs a card playing stream or something
Goombill: Am I reading the board wrong? It doesn't look like Wheeler's peg is at 71.
Shparky2197: Wheeler is just good at stuff. Can't help being awesome, after all
macintose: @Goombill It does look that way
SnyperWoIf: If I lose, that was because of luck. If I win, that was all skill, baby!
ladyjessica: definitely cooked
Shparky2197: Let me get the meat probe, it's lying around here somewhere
NorthstarTex: nice score
letsbelgo: hes card counting
letsbelgo: stop him
TXC2: Wheeler's peg is in 71st hole chat
LoadingReadyRun:
Picture Slay the Spire, but instead of the usual map of encounters, the monsters, chests, bosses, campfires, etc are laid out on a cribbage peg board
EvilBadman: Cribbagtro coming soon
Shparky2197: @LoadingReadyRun Well, now I want to make that game. Eventually. When my brain functions
SnackPak_: slay the spire but cribbage sounds rad
ladyjessica: ooof
NorthstarTex: feels bad
RealGamerCow: Beej has a 19! (this is a cribbage joke, because a 19 is impossible)
Goombill: If you really wanna sound like a crib expert, a hand of 0 is 19 because it's impossible to score 19.
Goombill: Beat me to it.
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LoadingReadyRun: or maybe something like the Heroes of Cards and Magic game that Graham and I played a few weeks ago
RealGamerCow: Really evil home rule: 0 points in hand sets you back 19.
vanman229: nice, cribbage ARG
RealGamerCow: Yes, that's the height of cribbage humor, to set the bar
Obothehobo11: wow Paul
macintose: crib crov craft
Obothehobo11: my jokes are very funny thank you very much
Alyssa_Swift: 19 is the thirteen orphans of cribbage /s
NorthstarTex: Wheeler chose chaos
Kentosaurus: that's an unorthodox start
TXC2: we've built him too good
NorthstarTex: he's learning too well
Coinman1863: Wheeler was right about the straight again
Coinman1863: Going the other way
Obothehobo11: fifteen two fifteen four, and there ain’t no more
Paranundrox: your name in lights above it
NorthstarTex: ooooooo
LoadingReadyRun:
What would be the equivalent of "19" in MtG? Something that is funny to say because it can't or is unlikely to happen. Maybe tracking the storm count in a deck that clearly doesn't have storm?
NorthstarTex: maybe Storm Crow?
omdorastrix: Shellephant?
NorthstarTex: YEP!
moamyn: Tap for purple
Strebenherz: 6th mtg color maybe?
Obothehobo11: colossal dreadmaw
macintose: delirium is online, I have threshold. neither mechanic is in the deck
AllTheWeasels: "sadness resolves"
NorthstarTex: if you have seen the gatherer comment section for storm crow, you will understand
moamyn: ooh or mana burn for one at the end of turn
circusofkirkus: the ol' gain life -> get him
macintose: plays a gain land I'm winning
macintose: walls
OtherEdgeworth: Cracking a fetch and immediately declaring fail to find, just to get a shuffle effect.
Kentosaurus: saying "men-a-chay"
EvilBadman: "Sending a message"
TXC2: LRR: the cadence of a joke
NorthstarTex: tapping for [insert color of mana that is not in the game]
OtherEdgeworth: Getting taken out by commander damage, from your own commander.
LoadingReadyRun: @Kentosaurus no, that is objectively hilarious
Alyssa_Swift: "In response" when you're tapped out, no cards in hand, etc
SnowBuddy18: wait, the math didn't math
WavesOfBabies: one two three
niccus: naming things for fail-to-find
circusofkirkus: yeah Matt's not a jerker
omdorastrix: Men-ah-che, trey-buk-et
moamyn: @circusofkirkus +2
TXC2: right chat I'm off
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LoadingReadyRun:
because of the association with playing Crib with my Nana, swearing seems very wrong
circusofkirkus:
NorthstarTex: love those hands that looks like the math maths, but it won't math right
Kentosaurus: @LoadingReadyRun yeah you got me
phoenixfeather14: 8+1+6=15
NorthstarTex: we have had more triple runs than double runs
lightfut: Ben had that triple run
WavesOfBabies: we had a triple run with Wheeler's last crib before this
moamyn: Just needs to break it in
Anubis169: Beej "Board Lube" Dery
WavesOfBabies: To the elbow, sir?
goombalax: This is not my beautiful crib
justalog96: +2
Anubis169: goombalax: But how do I work this?
cdmack3113: Streaming crib is very alpha behavior
letsbelgo: You added those to beej's total
letsbelgo: wheeler
DarkSVermoth: wheeler you added that to beej's!
asddsa28: you added your number to beej score
SgtBrink: just 5 points
omdorastrix: Like sigourney weaver in galaxy Quest in the Chomper Scene
Aceviru: Why you calling me out like that
Shparky2197: Yeah, that's why we don't look at Youtube comments anymore
omdorastrix: By the rules of cribbage, if they see it and you don't do they not instead get the points
asddsa28: i want the ile of eyes
Alyssa_Swift: @omdorastrix Depends on how cutthroat your table is
detectiveYarmas: @omdorastrix grandma would destroy me doing this growing up
NorthstarTex: counting the hands up is when flushes are prominent
omdorastrix: @Alyssa_Swift Yah - that rule only got intruduced when I was in my later teens
NorthstarTex: My uncles would steal points form my when I was younger, they do not play nice (but are very fun to play with)
detectiveYarmas: you learn fast that way
MadameAdversary: muggins
OtherEdgeworth: Wheeler's LRRning?
circusofkirkus: so this is a roguelike, right?
EvilBadman: Cast Shahrazad
theevermist: What sort of weapon does getting a tail cut on the board give you?
NorthstarTex: this next bit of pegging is going to be tense
Aceviru:
DarkSVermoth: peg out? you guys better keep it in house
omdorastrix: It's anyone's game - except matt
CaptainSpam: I mean, this IS England's card game, there's every chance that missing a score means you buy the next round at the pub.
FirteeBunabold: Finally a game i understand
NorthstarTex: Matt can plausibly steal all the points in pegging
NorthstarTex: its very very *very* slim though
Goombill: Isn't the Skunk line 90?
SgtBrink: I thought the skunk line was 90
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 91 is the skunk line Matt's already fine.
Coinman1863: It should be 90, Matt is past it.
CaptainSpam: "Lose, but harder"
NorthstarTex: 90
RealGamerCow: 90
SnackPak_: classic Grandma
letsbelgo: peg tight
moamyn: it's a peg or be pegged kinda game
letsbelgo: peg fight. Like fencing
NorthstarTex: Grandma didn't just skunk me, she double skunked me. Young Northstar was humbled.
RealGamerCow: Another house rule: "lag skunk", meaning you have to have both your pegs past the 90 line
Kentosaurus: this is tight
SnackPak_:
NorthstarTex: OMG!
SnackPak_: wow
CaptainSpam: Pressure's on!
NorthstarTex: DOUBLE RUN!
letsbelgo: skill issue
Shparky2197: o7
EvilBadman: Lemmy done got ya
circusofkirkus: looks like wheeler isn't a natural
zelukester: heart-breaking? I thought this was cribbage! *rimshot*
NorthstarTex: heart breaking flip
Aceviru: Lol
NorthstarTex: Amazing finish
zelukester: I look forward to watching back this vod
DarkSVermoth: ah i was going to say!
WavesOfBabies: I think you played it well
NorthstarTex: I've been chillin
DarkSVermoth: idk why but i need more of this
Aceviru: I'm just here chilling
DrakoniteDev: are you playing cutthroat or friendly?
Neddy471: I always ask if people play Aces "around the corner"
RealGamerCow: I'll stop with the house rules
niccus: show us millennial cribbage
Neddy471: I asked that once immediately before playing K-A-2-2
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NorthstarTex:
Don't sweat the house rules, you guys have been playing an amazing game to the letter of the known rules.
Neddy471: No one at the table liked me at that point.
WavesOfBabies: I have a cribbage board that is built into a moose antler
RealGamerCow: I wasn't saying they were playing it wrong, just adding flavor for those watching that might want some interesting variangs
yonder_peasant: I've only ever heard of cribbage and never actually seen it played, looks pretty fun actually
NorthstarTex: yep, sharing our experiences with each other more or less
PMAvers: wait what
DrakoniteDev: @yonder_peasant it is a good game that works great for three players, which is uncommon
Neddy471: @yonder_peasant It's notoriously an old-person game, it's pretty repetitive, works quickly, and is easy to understand.
WavesOfBabies: Cribbage is best played at a cabin with family/friends when it's raining or dark out and you have no internet.
NorthstarTex: its a great way to pass time at a family event and is even a good icebreaker
niccus: so what are the cribbage yakumans
yonder_peasant: yeah, it looks like something I would've played with my grandparents, but it's not really a thing where I'm from
Neddy471: @WavesOfBabies I've always assumed it's best played when you're stuck in a house with a lot of grand and great-grandparents. Like Bridge.
Neddy471: @yonder_peasant One of the best parts is that the shuffling between rounds takes the most time, so there's a lot of time for chatting in between plays - so it's basically like crocheting or knitting for people who don't like knitting or crocheting.
NorthstarTex: Bridge was something that my grandparents would get super competitive over, like think Spike cEDH player level competitive
yonder_peasant:
@Neddy471 haha, yeah, sounds great 
SymphonySolstice: I used to play Sequence with my grandparents all the time before grandpa passed away
OtherEdgeworth: So, I joined late and had no idea how the game was played or scored, so I've been reading up on Wikipedia. Apparently there is a variant where you score the sub runs (567 for 3 and 678 and 3 when you have 5678), but you don't then also score for the run of 4, only runs of 3 are valid.
NorthstarTex: I would share a bottle of Irish Cream with my grandmother and have a good time playing cribbage, most of the time losing
CaptainSpam: We were definitely a Euchre family. Cribbage never really found its way to us.
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Neddy471: @NorthstarTex My grandmother was nationally ranked. My mother refused to play with her.
NorthstarTex: @Neddy471 I would be afraid too.
Shparky2197: I'm having a bunch of fun watching you all play, love it
RealGamerCow: I love that video
circusofkirkus: time for the training wheels to come off
NorthstarTex: glhf
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The player who has cribbed the most ages goes first.
NorthstarTex: Oh no, its called strategy
RealGamerCow: I liked the ace play
Neddy471: I actually managed to play a 2 point hand into 10 points of play. So there are substantial opportunities for good play.
NorthstarTex: pegging is such a great strategic point of the game, it leaves the realm of luck and enters the realm of skill
DrakoniteDev: cribbage does not have perfect info so cannot be fully "solved". it also is not focused on much in game AI
RealGamerCow: "How much screech do you have in you"
Aceviru: I'm "next rounds on me" drunk
DrakoniteDev: cribbage is a very old game. it is less house rules and more that there are variants due to rules changing over the many years it has been arround
JohneyS: I learned to play this game drunk, when I sobered up I could not recall how to play. I still have basically no idea.
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SnackPak_: grandmas love to shit talk
UtilityPunk: Oh yeah, this is a high stakes game that's perfect for smack talking
NorthstarTex: Its a great chance for hubris as well
Neddy471: @JohneyS 2 for 15, 2 for a pair, 3-4 for a run, 1 if you have a jack the same suit, 2 if you're the dealer and you pull a jack in the cut.
circusofkirkus: hand shat
Neddy471: @SnackPak_ So much shit. When I was on grandma duty in my early teens (so many years ago), the only way to survive is to constantly make fun of them for how old they are. Otherwise they will eat you alive.
JohneyS: @Neddy471 Thanks! I was trying to piece it together from context clues but had no chance.
LoadingReadyRun: @DrakoniteDev its "solved" in the sense of there being a statistical "optimal" play in any given situation. That doesn't guarantee a win, of course
niccus: and the cross pollination with nico nico douga
UtilityPunk: AI doesn't understand the Roblox hurt noise
LunchB0x_13: ai doesn’t understand WHY Gaston has to be in there. just that he DOES have to be in there
Neddy471: @JohneyS No worries, once you've realized how it works, it feels deceptively simple, but it's so hard to figure out the other details.
DrakoniteDev: can you get 4 for flush when pegging?
LoadingReadyRun: @DrakoniteDev I don't think you score flushes when pegging
Kentosaurus: a double double
Aceviru: Tall order
Neddy471: @JohneyS Right now they're doing "the play" or "pegging" in which they play a card to try to put together combinations of the basic card sets (15, pairs, runs, etc) as long as the card add up to less than 32 - if a person plays a card that adds up to 31, they get 2 points, if you are the last person to play in a trick then you get "Go" for 1.
NorthstarTex: a solid double double
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Double double run is 16.
letsbelgo: check this mans piss
DrakoniteDev: @LoadingReadyRun card games are amazing difficult to solve
Neddy471: HEY! They counted the pair of 2s twice.
CaptainSpam: Double double run, plus the total of 15?
Neddy471: Oh right, 2 for fifteen. That's 18.
NorthstarTex: Hell yeah beej!
Neddy471: 4 runs, 2 pairs, 1 fifteen - 12 + 4 + 2
UtilityPunk: Life's too short to not call your parents and gloat
RealGamerCow: I love having 7-8-8-9 and getting a 7 on the cut
Neddy471: @UtilityPunk They will always respond about the time they played a 29. (5-5-5-J; 5 on the cut)
Neddy471: I usually play 2 player, and non-dealer goes first.
DrakoniteDev: @RealGamerCow IIRC that is one of the two highest scoring hands? (The only higher scoring requiring being dealer)
TheDevil_Risen: we did that the other night
SymphonySolstice: I mean it IS tuesday
RvLeshrac: What's the current cribbage meta?
RealGamerCow: @DrakoniteDev I know it's over 20
ContingentCat: bring in Adam
Aceviru: spin the wheel (er)
TheDevil_Risen: and made a lot of money
Alyssa_Swift: What if I'm standing outside while I comment?
TheDevil_Risen: Blackjack
RealGamerCow: *hall of the mountain kings starts playing quietly in the background*
TheDevil_Risen: oops. wrong game
niccus: @RvLeshrac everyone's playing the same 52 cards, it's very boring
ThePerrBearr: oooo, some cribbage.
NorthstarTex: usually person to dealer's left, but I'm neither here nor there about who goes first
Aceviru: @niccus That's a good one
RvLeshrac: @niccus Netdecking has really been dragging the game down.
OtherEdgeworth: Wikipedia has player to the dealer's left leads the play, but there isn't a citation, so heck it dealer first is fine.
Neddy471: @DrakoniteDev If you count 2 for dealer's nobs, then I *think* highest play is 30.
RealGamerCow: good pull for wheeler
RealGamerCow: Beej the lucksack
NorthstarTex: Beej has invoked the old magic
Aceviru: Haha I'm dying
RealGamerCow: "My deck is a 2"
circusofkirkus: Brendand "Beej" "the hustler" Dery
UtilityPunk: It's a format called Cribbeej. Beej always wins
gsyhiap: Level 5 cribbage player Beej
moamyn: I think wheeler is in fact: both
ContingentCat: Happy Pride everyone!
Neddy471: Beej is actively and perpetually the oldest person in the room, so why did anyone ever think he would be anything other than a monster at cribbage?
DrakoniteDev: nibs
NorthstarTex: Cribbeej is so strong
DarkSVermoth: that's the perks and curse of being a white latino
OtherEdgeworth: His nobs
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SnackPak_: damn
CaptainSpam: Wow.
gsyhiap: Ice cold.
Omthebox: Reasonable.
MrSarkhan:
TheDevil_Risen: loll
nyoomgoom: truuuee
NorthstarTex: ice cold, but true
Alyssa_Swift: They love to dish it out, but they can't take it for some reason
NorthstarTex: except when its my older brother
Strebenherz: Beej you are appreciated xD
rentar42: 24 and 42 is basically the same, right?
dolphgrim: May have missed it in the rules explainer, but when does the baby come out of the crib?
DarkSVermoth: wheeler is gonna crash out on main
wiigamer1995: !cribage
Neddy471: I like when my work is appreciated. And as a person who has had big dad energy since I was 4, I understand how it goes.
SnackPak_: no way
Aceviru: That blow omg
NorthstarTex: I'm here for the She-ra discourse
letsbelgo: what
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NorthstarTex: lol wut
RealGamerCow: *screams*
DarkSVermoth:
what the heck? 
NorthstarTex: welp.
Shparky2197: Oh dear. I like She-Ra, but I don't want to expose myself to excess salt and heated debates.
ElektroTal: both of those ladies could be latina, but also Catra was robbed
RealGamerCow: My favorite is Masshole Miku
moamyn: +1
ContingentCat: and they just inexplicably don't have accents?
HyruleGirl9: @RealGamerCow She got that leek from a Market Basket
DiscordianTokkan: lmao
NorthstarTex: GOT THERE!
Dog_of_Myth:
Aceviru:
Shparky2197: Got im!
RealGamerCow:
@HyruleGirl9
ElektroTal: oh man, it has been a long time since i saw wheeler *actually* get annoyed for real, lol
rentar42: tomorrow on ben's stream we'll find that he'll have found an online client and is just going hard in cribbage ... I'm seeing the competitive spirit being awoken.
ElektroTal: oh yeah, wheels is *absolutely* hitting the yahoo games queues hard tomorrow
Aceviru: Hahaha
DarkSVermoth: wheeler gonna find a cribbage onine community somehow
ElektroTal: it's like watching a noob get fleeced at mahjongg
FurthestChunk: beej gotta be careful going home from work tonight
TheDevil_Risen: hahah Shivam xD
OtherEdgeworth: Isn't that a flush for Beej?
NorthstarTex:
wait, that is a flush for 4 
DiscordianTokkan: Need 5 for a flush I think yea
NorthstarTex: ah
FurthestChunk: are we really trying to get beej more points
OtherEdgeworth: If the cut card is also in suit its 5, but just your hand is 4?
NorthstarTex: I will concede for the flush of 5
Dog_of_Myth: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
niccus: clrrbbage
Territan: @DiscordianTokkan Unless you have the "Four-Fingered" Joker.... ...okay, the Balatro/Cribbage mash-up could be interesting.
OtherEdgeworth: Good to know
Ross_Merriam: 4 point flush scores in the hand, only 5 in the crib.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I was taught that the crib needed 5 for a flush, but your hand could score 4.
NorthstarTex: because getting the flipped card in a flush is dope AF.
ContingentCat: alberta does things to people
Aceviru: I can't even. This is gold
Cptasparagus: what bracket is this deck?
Neddy471: @Dread_Pirate_Westley That's a very specific rule, that sounds like it would have a story behind it.
FurthestChunk: just mulligan, wheeler
Aceviru: @Cptasparagus This is cEDH as in CribEDH
smertmonkey: Hey, i wonder if they'll play spades next?
DarkSVermoth: Beej is demolishing
QuixoticScrivener: Uno even!
circusofkirkus: @smertmonkey I'm hoping for Euchre
TheDevil_Risen:
go off king
NorthstarTex: There is a Loki-esque spirited house rule when I play with my family where when you're dealing you can trick opponents into cutting the deck and you get to score a point if they cut the deck (you do not cut the deck in this game)
LoadingReadyRun: how many points would you sacrifice for a mulligan in crib? move back 4 to get a new hand?
Zu_o: @QuixoticScrivener Uno odd.
smertmonkey: Pinochle is fun
Alyssa_Swift: Sheepshead is goated (or would it be 'sheeped'?)
Territan: Well-balked.
NorthstarTex: "All red cards"
FurthestChunk: he's a different kind of beast like that
SnackPak_: true bestie
TheDevil_Risen: wow punchy today
FurthestChunk: wdym today
TheDevil_Risen: cal-i-forn-i-A
Kentosaurus: do you remember the episode of the OC where George Lucas guest starred?
Neddy471: Yeah, I don't know anyone in California who doesn't care, that's just a nasty myth based on Hawai'ian surfers living in California during hurricane season.
FurthestChunk: God is in his heaven, all is right in the world
Alyssa_Swift: "Please, Mr. Bifferent was my father. Call me Duilt."
Neddy471: @TheDevil_Risen Like a southern preach pronouncing "Jesus" (Jee-he-ha-sus-uh)
NorthstarTex: "Who dealt me this BS hand, wait it was me?"
FurthestChunk: Those are some nice points Beej
NorthstarTex: nice score Beej
n3ther: oh no, he's beginning to game
NorthstarTex: mono black?
dagoth__ur_: which one is the commander?
ContingentCat:
TheDevil_Risen:
happy pride
NorthstarTex:
queens
avjamethyst: mystic vale ityc when?
Stardackk: i love mystic vale, theyre making a new one arent they?
PMAvers: There's a sequel to Mystic Vale coming, Mystic Lands.
Neddy471: So we've moved to the Blasphemy stage of this evening.
TheDevil_Risen: all the BeeJ MeaT
TheAwkes: Brendan "Beej "Pegging Legend"" Dery
NorthstarTex: its a great way to score points if you got a scoring combo of cards
Aceviru:
TheDevil_Risen: BEEJ!
EvilBadman: Beej just stealin' points (if they were doing that)
NorthstarTex: they are not doing points steal
goombalax: if you were playing with points stealing Beej will have already won
rentar42: instant replay is certainly a point against table-banter ...
rentar42: and honestly, what's more important: objective reality or banter?
Rootpotato: ok but Wheeler what about take backs?
EvilBadman: You'll stan for anything, I think that's the proverb
Alyssa_Swift: I think you should nog him
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
FurthestChunk: i have been actively greying since my teens
FurthestChunk: my dad has a lot to answer for, genetically
EvilBadman: I got a badge spot sometime in my late 20s
EvilBadman: badger*
rentar42: is that a run for beej?
Card_Spin: thats a quad run
Card_Spin: 8,9,10, 4 times
FurthestChunk: The story is that my dad had gone fully white haired in like, his 20s, which I've stopped believing but it is the story
Card_Spin: wait
Card_Spin: nvm, im blind
FurthestChunk: But by the time I saw him in his late 40s early 50s he'd definitely gone full white
NorthstarTex: I'd take the pair and run
SnyperWoIf: Hey Wheeler, do you remember life before knowing cribbage?
goombalax: that'll tap into the tarp budget
Diabore: Beej is only at 98 on board right? But 99 on overlay?
gnyrinn: The Feed Dump Band hasn't been busy for a while now.
TheDevil_Risen: what about the mandolin?
nyoomgoom: stream that has uhhh. wait i need to look up peoples names
CeridwenCoeur: Beej, Ian, and Nelly playing jazz in the house band
FurthestChunk: Paul is definitely plus special attack minus attack, that's true
ContingentCat: hey you never know
TheAwkes: @Diabore It's 99 on board. The 5s are the last hole in each group.
theevermist: Paul is Moon Knight but instead of being a superhero is other self is a jazz guitarist
nyoomgoom: stream where y'all have laura hall and linda taylor hanging out to provide musical accompaniment when needed
SymphonySolstice: A
TheDevil_Risen: aaaaahhhhh
wiigamer1995: is beej just the greatest at this game?
niccus: well aint that some shit
rentar42: bad sideboarding, wheeler
EvilBadman: got that ron in you
TheDevil_Risen: 6 7
dougma: not skunked!
rentar42: "is this your card?" "no, those are dice!"
RealGamerCow: Ooh, Casino day at LRR?
SnyperWoIf: Alleyway cribbage
dougma: isn't that just dice forge?
SymphonySolstice: old man card games season
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niccus: LAN party where everyone just tests who's the luckiest at Unfair Flips
oyleslyck: pretty sure if you can do the asian squat you can do the slav squat tho, unless there is some anatomical oddity going on
RealGamerCow: I squatted once and an Indian co-worker said "Oh have you been to India? That's the pooping pose!"
SymphonySolstice: interestingly I can do slav squat while my sister cannot
Aceviru:
SgtBrink: uh oh, stinky!
Cptasparagus: the only time i've ever heard my grandma curse is when she called me a piece of shit during Euchre
FurthestChunk: so when's beej's funeral
UtilityPunk: Smh, Matt's kingmaking
Diabore: Call his pair!
Harvest25: And pair make 8
sam_newey: and a pair
TheDevil_Risen:
DiscordianTokkan: Exactsies!
Aceviru:
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
UtilityPunk: Cribbeej!
TheDevil_Risen:
thanks for playing legends
Shparky2197: This has been a lot of fun, you all did amzingly
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Aceviru: Yes please! Bring Beej back
RealGamerCow: So the scores are Beej 2, Matt and Ben -1
Harvest25: Double skunk?
Dog_of_Myth:
LoadingReadyRun: thanks to Beej on his final ITYC appearance
SymphonySolstice: lol
DiscordianTokkan: I love when Beej runs the table
SgtBrink: I've seen cribbage boards that mark 60 with SS for "double skunk"
UtilityPunk:
It's like the shark that hangs around the pool table. Beej saw a chance and took it
Juliamon: definitive proof that Beej is a grandma
Shparky2197: o7 Beej, it was a good run
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SgtBrink: so that could be more skunked
NorthstarTex: amazing games all
RealGamerCow: No, never take Cribbage seriously
dagoth__ur_:
EvilBadman: in 30minutes shit's gonna get real wild for 'em
RealGamerCow: team crib!
Harvest25: 6 player is goofy fun
UtilityPunk: I feel like Ian might be lowkey very good at this
Aceviru:
cozy fun game for viewers
RealGamerCow: I have never seen 6 player crib
seizanperverteroftruth: Are you streaming after this wheeler?
avjamethyst: speaking of over 40???
seizanperverteroftruth: Pog
Dog_of_Myth:
PMAvers: Well, not the original, that looks like the Decipher LOTR TCG.
Aceviru: Lmao
MWGNZ:
Stardackk: hmmmm
dagoth__ur_:
SymphonySolstice: death
dougma: wow
WiJohn:
Justinthomasmm: netrunner?!?
OtherEdgeworth: How do you 6 player cribbage? Three teams of two for scoring I assume, but how would the deal for it work?
seizanperverteroftruth: Netrunner was fun
ThorSokar:
I'm just gonna turn in to dust over here
letsbelgo: wat
nyoomgoom: as if merry and pippin never did
Stardackk: thats just welsh people, my dad is welsh
EvilBadman: Marry Chirstmas, yes. Pippin Christmas, nah.
Mai_Andra: We are here for Wheeler's LotR discourse.
dagoth__ur_: wow
Mai_Andra: LRR cocaine arc continues unabated.
TheDevil_Risen:
7gorobei: the infamous cocaine arc?
ThorSokar: so, normal tuesday stuff
WiJohn: CribCon?!
rentar42: cribcon las vegas ...
ContingentCat: thanks boys
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Stardackk: beej taking a bullet outback
Kentosaurus: wow it's already been a week since the wheel stream
Aceviru:
@Kentosaurus Don't know what you're talking about
Stardackk: has sorcery been on ityc?
JKBalch:
RealGamerCow: lots of Juri-ing happened
Aceviru: Great session
Aceviru: Loved it
RealGamerCow: Wheeler has fight stick nuts
Dog_of_Myth:
ThorSokar: They were a gift!
niccus: harmonic dampeners
Scar_Red_Tiger: The Xmas Bard
Marvoleath: No hands-holding cube?!
niccus: what's "no holds barred" in german
BlueChloroplast: Sherazahad???
Scar_Red_Tiger: GEt your Shaharazards ready
ThorSokar: oo0s all Ante?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Can we put Companion Cage in the cube?
Aceviru: Ohh snap
loufghyslaufey: "...Kindslaver?" <(=w=)>
BlueChloroplast: Fruit Cake Elemental?
ThorSokar: Ah, gonna be playing with a real black lotus then
CaptainSpam: And they're going to beat the game in one stream! ...wait...
RealGamerCow: I'd love to see a MtG stream with some 1995 rules, like ante
Kentosaurus: ooh, I hope statler and waldorf are at the game awards again
Aceviru: @RealGamerCow Damage on the stack? No takesie backsies? 👀
BlueChloroplast: I played a gameboy advance yugioh game that had ante
niccus: it drives money, that's one way of mattering
EvilBadman: Divinity
Aceviru: In AZ
RealGamerCow: @Aceviru Mana burn!
TheAwkes: New New Tristram
Khalahd: It's apparently Divinity Original Sin 3, based on some icon trademarks.
EvilBadman: ^
nyoomgoom: oh right, the clowns
niccus: that was taken care of.
CaptainSpam: The clowns have been processed.
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Khalahd Larian issued a Tweet that it's not in development.
TheAinMAP:
Khalahd: @Dread_Pirate_Westley The thick plottens!
OtherEdgeworth: The clowns were about IT, right? At least at first. Then people thought it would be funny to just do it to randos.
NorthstarTex: thanks for the stream!
Aceviru: o/
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
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