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TXC2: here we GO!
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Diabore: magic simulator
wedge_x: Magic Simulator
kynelwynn: Magic Simulator
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ArdCollider: omg hi bob
Willowbird2005: hello!!
wedge_x: bending simulator
TXC2: it is Wendsday my dudes!
Creideiki_SE: Taking simulator simulator?
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Shparky2197: Oh hi, you actually got me for a brief second there
TXC2: !dragonshield
paronomasiac042: lrr, my butt sent me on
Willowbird2005: I did just start watching lrr skits and it made me extremely happy
TXC2: (thunderbirds voice) FIVE!
TXC2: !patreon
Jigokuro:
I couldn't tell from the go-live push if this was going to be MtG or the new fighting game 
ArdCollider: Cam?
Diabore: hand them a crisp fifer
TheAwkes: Coaster collateral.
Shparky2197: Oh Cam. I keep finding new ways to hurt myself too
Robot_Bones:
5 bucks a dance, that's what they pay me ~ 
constablecrab: Tables and tableware are the natural enemy of Cameron's lower extremities.
ProcyonFlynn: "But it has WINGS"
TXC2: EACH?! REACH?! BEACH?!
ArdCollider: I don't want to stare into people's ouroboroids.
Willowbird2005: hi!!! I just found out I donโt have cancer do this is good!!!
Willowbird2005: so
TXC2: Willowbird2005 congratulations
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TXC2:
legally it's an anime 
Invitare: it's a film by M Night Shyamalan
Shparky2197: I don't believe you, Cam
Creideiki_SE: It's already trademarked, so they must be planning to make more things.
BrowneePointz: tmnt
Strebenherz: I believe Cam 100%
QuixoticScrivener: Jump in is also a valid option, there are lots of unique cards over there.
BrowneePointz: from the same franchise holder
Strebenherz: FLEEM
EvilBadman: Fail to attempt to shatter the generational glass ceiling
Strebenherz: oh shoot right the cabbage. that's not limited time is it?
TXC2: Fleem and Cabage, what an age to be alive
CptCorallis: I prefer the James Cameron adaptation
TXC2: sadly it's pronounced May
UtilityPunk: Black does bonebending
Diabore: it draws a lot of cards
TXC2: bending them earths
Robot_Bones: Chat invitational card?
TXC2:
Hog monkey or 
key for short
TXC2: that's me with any removal spell ever
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dolphgrim: Love those citizen sounds. ๐
xximageofdeathxx: There were otter penguins in WC3?
Robot_Bones: I like how the Lion Turtle Meows
dolphgrim: I think black white is the sac deck and black blue is the draw a second card.
Strebenherz: i'm sorry warstorm surge got brought in with the bonus sheet? Bus yeah
Diabore: its terrible tbh, no haste
Sorator13: !card foggy swamp v
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Sorator13: !card foggy swamp visions
LRRbot: Foggy Swamp Visions [1BB] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, waterbend {X}. / Exile X target creature cards from graveyards. For each creature card exiled this way, create a token that's a copy of it. At the beginning of your next end step, sacrifice those tokens.
TXC2:
sorcery, no haste, what a useless card 
BrowneePointz: Question: Since we're even getting(relatively) B/C List/more obscure characters in the main set like Moon Girl & Devil Dinosaur and Sentry, Which "less popular" Marvel character do you wanna see? I hope we get Brother(Doctor?) Voodoo or Elsa Bloodstone
xximageofdeathxx: katara is game winning
Sorator13: Well, it's black and tap to trigger all your sac effects & surveil 1, that's pretty good if you have sac effects
Sorator13: (since you can sac the Joo Dee copy)
Sorator13: (or sac the original and you keep a blocker()
dolphgrim: Removal. ๐
TXC2: na na na na na na HATMAN
dolphgrim: Oh lawd we sac'in.
xximageofdeathxx: land to sac
Greyah: You're not even killing hatman. You're just destroying his hats, and he'll come back when he's found a new one.
Sorator13: Joo Dee is both a sac outlet and a sac inlet. Sac river? Sac waterway? Sac highway?
Juliamon: Sac canal
dolphgrim: Sac supermart
xximageofdeathxx: harrrrible black pack
dolphgrim: Oh no double red. ๐ญ
Sorator13: Cadets are solid?
xximageofdeathxx: no lessons
xximageofdeathxx: will never have firebending
Sorator13: @xximageofdeathxx I think we have one, but yes
xximageofdeathxx: yeah. ozai's cruelty.
xximageofdeathxx: i figured 1 was close enough to none =p
dolphgrim:
For the collection! 
xximageofdeathxx: beifong is great
Sorator13: sac ibnlet!
xximageofdeathxx: if you could splash green
noSmokeFire: are we going to brainwash the boulder?
Sorator13: second trebuchet, you say?
BrowneePointz: A 2nd Trebuchet has hit the Walls of Ba Sing Se
Strebenherz: He's stealing from the LRR props closet
TXC2: "mr president, a 2nd tre-bucket has hit the draft"
dolphgrim: Fan
BrowneePointz: eyyy Corrupted Court Official! We appreciate a p3k reprint!
BrowneePointz: in capenna and now here
BrowneePointz: it had never been reprinted before that
dolphgrim: Why is there an old bordered land?
BrowneePointz: It's set to your account preferences
BrowneePointz: I think
dolphgrim: Haha. Interesting...
noSmokeFire: many merchants of many hats
TXC2:
real neat how my whole house shakes when a helicopter flies over
EvilBadman: 16 land surely
dolphgrim: The foggy visions, while delightful...may not be a wise choice. ๐
xximageofdeathxx: zukos conviction is an instant as well\\
EvilBadman: Mai might be fine since not many noncreature spells
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xximageofdeathxx: you're running 2 non-creatures. mai is great
xximageofdeathxx: 4*
xximageofdeathxx: 5*
xximageofdeathxx: and foggy swamp and zukos
Sorator13: and foggy swamp visions
Sorator13: look, counting isn't *that* important, okay
noSmokeFire: "foggy swamp" sounds like a strain of weed
SolarBlitz1: Flying's good, helps fire the tre-buckets, and the engineer
Sorator13: I do wish we got the thing that scales on swamps. Alas.
dolphgrim: BUCKET
Sorator13: bucket!
Sorator13: I do find it funny that it is indeed creature type wall
Sorator13: despite trebuchets not at all being walls
SolarBlitz1: 2/3 . deck over there
TXC2: Opp ALWAYS has the right answer at the right time
RedtheLily:
100 I love Gathering Simulator
Sorator13: Yknow what, that's true. A parked car is basically a wall.
dolphgrim: Mr Mime supposedly makes a wall, but I've never seen it. ๐คท
Shparky2197: Been away for a bit, finished drafting and deck building in a separate pod. I'm playing a Temur deck centred around Iroh, Grand Lotus. Wish me luck!
Sorator13: @Shparky2197 good luck!
Diabore: i think we should have thrown mai away there
TXC2: according to video games, anything that is 2 foot high is an impenetrable wall
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TXC2: Shparky2197 good luck
dolphgrim: The death toucher grew when sac-ing the rock.
Shparky2197: Though now that I say that, that phrase seems rather presumptive. It's weird when you examine habits and go, hang on
SolarBlitz1: Trebuket has reach to block at least
GreatSacrificer: can you sell out after first strike damage?
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Sorator13: @GreatSacrificer Good point, that's pretty deccent
Sorator13: Oh dear.
TXC2: instants were a mistake
Kid_Amn: our opponents playing real cards is rude
Sorator13: yeah, OP really just had oodles of 2/3s, that was rough
TXC2: G/W does seem to be the best pick in this set IMO
UtilityPunk: Yeah, this set's a bit of an unusual meta. Neat, but the good cards are unintuitive
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Sorator13: e x p a n d
Sorator13: !card iroh, tea
LRRbot: Iroh, Tea Master [1RW] | Legendary Creature โ Human Citizen Ally [2/2] | When Iroh enters, create a Food token. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may have target opponent gain control of target permanent you control. When you do, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. Put a +1/+1 counter on that token for each permanent you own that your opponents control.
Sorator13: Yeah, earthbending says that if the land leaves the battlefield, they get it back (but it's not a creature anymore)
UtilityPunk: I do enjoy bouncing earthbent lands tbh
TXC2: Standard is a turn 3 format...I've been told
noSmokeFire: is James hiding under the desk?
hypergirlie_hyperpop: ing shuffler, etc
public_key_reveal_party:
Is James in the room secretly? 
UtilityPunk: To know oneself... one must first know the land
ghizmou: yeah, green is good in this set
dolphgrim: I missed the end. Did we win? ๐ฅบ
TXC2: dolphgrim sadly no
dolphgrim: @TXC2 Oh.
dolphgrim: What about the moral battle?
TXC2: 3 lands, the only correct opening hand in Arena
DAC169: let's be real here. you lost the first game to mana drought, and you lost the second game to mana flooding
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UtilityPunk: Don't estimate the power of Joo Dee operating a Trebuchet
Sorator13: I didn't realize Joo Dee came with a complimentary boulder! Nice!
A_Dub888: !card joo dee, one
LRRbot: Joo Dee, One of Many [1B] | Creature โ Human Advisor [2/2] | {B}, {T}: Surveil 1. Create a token that's a copy of this creature, then sacrifice an artifact or creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
TXC2: I find people underestimate menace
ghizmou: pressuring is good
Bruceski: Midweek Madness was odd for me this week. Each game I drew a card I didn't remember being in there and each time it won me the game.
dolphgrim: Rip BUCKET. You were one of the good ones.
Bruceski: I'd accidentally picked the old preview of the GB starter deck so it was slightly different
noSmokeFire: @Bruceski you gotta believe in the heart of the cards
Bruceski: pretty much
TXC2:
mwm made me go dark side and make a landfall deck
dolphgrim: How come merchant on bug is not also bug? ๐ค
Bruceski: That bug is the citizen part. It can vote.
dolphgrim: @Bruceski Oooh...it left it's bugness behind.
dolphgrim: Its* ๐
UtilityPunk: The human doesn't have a beetle head, so the beetle is the merchant
Diabore: no?
Diabore: i dont see a lethal line
TXC2:
tryllebanjo: Flooding, it's the best!
TXC2: lands are the worst part of magic, and there's a reason most TCGs don't have them
CptCorallis: There is no flood in Ba Sing Sae
BrowneePointz: Lands are the best part of magic and that's why other tcg's are more deterministic
TXC2: I am yet to experience good luck in life
EvilBadman: @TXC2 I doubt that
wolfskull7: Only woman born can harm cameron
dolphgrim: @BrowneePointz Counterpoint, lands are the worst part of magic. ๐
A_Dub888: @TXC2 there's GOOD luck??
Shparky2197: Welp, I'm 0 and 2 in the premier draft, still having fun
TXC2:
A_Dub888 allegedly, I think it's propaganda
BrowneePointz: @dolphgrim I think the worst part of magic is an unfortunately too large percentage of the community
dolphgrim: @BrowneePointz Haha. Yeah, but that doesn't count.
TXC2: BrowneePointz now to be fair, that's not unique to MtG
Mr_Horrible: help, my opponent told me to "Get bent" and I couldn't tell if they were insulting me or taking a game action
dolphgrim: @Mr_Horrible Maybe both? ๐ฒ
Mr_Horrible: @dolphgrim damn, they're so efficient...
TXC2: who's Bent? why should one get them
Mr_Horrible: famous Gotham district attorney Harvey Bent
BrowneePointz: My favorite piece of lore is I went to high school with a Benjamin Dover, and no I'm not joking
EvilBadman: now they can't removal spell
dolphgrim: Plz don't die to our own Mai trigger
TXC2: BrowneePointz we had a Justin case at my school
A_Dub888: @TXC2 US founding father Bentamin Franklin
dolphgrim: They can die to Mai maybe?
TXC2: Mr_Horrible A_Dub888 and here I was thinking we were after famed actor Bent Spiner
A_Dub888: I thought frantic search was a blue card, aren't they RB?
tryllebanjo: GG
TXC2: level up!
Strebenherz:
GreatSacrificer: nice!
kynelwynn: You're saying... Silver Scrapes?
UtilityPunk: When I go shopping, it says "card declined". What if I want my card clined?
dolphgrim: I always believed. ๐ฅน
TXC2: !break
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TXC2: right chat I'm off
Shparky2197: I also gained a win just now! How fortunate!
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Cameron
Shparky2197: Bye TXC2, hope you sleep well
CaptainSpam: I miss Back In The Box...
Shparky2197: Cam, how?
wedge_x: >.>
Mr_Horrible: he's become more arabica than man at this point
UtilityPunk: Chain caffeinating
Shparky2197: I mean, yes, but I must have an iron throat
Mr_Horrible: I sometimes have to fight to not go for a third cup because I want a hot bev with coffee taste, I get it
A_Dub888: YEAH
Shparky2197: Also, we have an espresso machine at home, sooo
Manae: Inspector just spotting for two trebuchets
wedge_x: I take my morning concerta with cold brew
UtilityPunk: The dastardly rock is an incredible pet
Mr_Horrible:
we don't *need* that damage, Opponent does 
couchboyj: Op likely doesnt have two trebuckets, they needed the 1 more
ArdCollider: wedge, I also bought you a 40oz HydroFlask once so you could top off a protein shake with cold brew.
wedge_x: mhmm!
A_Dub888: #synergy
Diabore: came to the wrong foggy neighborhood
Mr_Horrible: spiteful, I approve
CaptainSpam: Famed Blues singer Foggy Swamp.
JKBalch: Are we bucheting well?
Lord_Hosk: Cameron and Cori! OH MY GOSH GOLLY! the luck! my two favorite LRR members who are currently streaming Magic the gathering, are streaming magic the gathering!
A_Dub888: could be worse, we couldโve ended up in the foggy town with the weird cult
Mr_Horrible: can crack it *during* with Zhao's firebending, even
couchboyj: Crack it mid combat, for the rock
Shparky2197: Hi Hosk! The Magic is good today
A_Dub888: are your favorites single?
Mr_Horrible: "Time's wild, man"
Mr_Horrible: "Keeps movin'"
Lord_Hosk: Close...
A_Dub888: 2020 was many years condensed
ArdCollider: my friend's infant is going out for basketball because he's actually not an infant any more.
Shparky2197: I'm about to hit 32, and my birthday feels almost meaningless
ContingentCat: gesundheit
Bruceski: @ArdCollider My friend's baby just went to college this year
Mr_Horrible: @Shparky2197 at a minimum, it's just another excuse to do something nice for yourself or get a little treat (speaking as around the same age)
Mr_Horrible: also it's a time to remember if you need to renew your license
Lord_Hosk: I have no problem accepting that LittleHosk is 16 and LittlerLadyHosk is 14... that they are Junior and she is a Freshman in High school however doesn't make sense to me.
Mr_Horrible: (because I forgot to)
Shparky2197: Yeah. Retail is just sucking the life out of me, I need out
Vinewood_OG: If you have to do math to figure out how old you are, then this is your reminder to take some ibuprofen fpr your back.
Mr_Horrible:
yeah, understandable
Lord_Hosk: Get into fan art? little late for that
Marvoleath:
Lord_Hosk: They have already said on multiple occasions "Tumblr was a mistake"
Shparky2197:
@Lord_Hosk
BrowneePointz: 15+
couchboyj: That is SO bucket, or, as they say in France, tre buckett
ContingentCat: tumblr is ageless
Strebenherz: I mean valid
GapFiller: quick search says tumblr was founded 2007
ArdCollider: 2007
ArdCollider: yeah
GapFiller: February 2007 to be exact
A_Dub888: Tumblr can vote
ghizmou: it's been a while
couchboyj: Tumblr is on the Internet, so its a mistake by the property of inheritance if nothing else
Lord_Hosk: When Littler said "Hey dad, have you heard of a thing called AO3" I was like "NOPE NOPE NOPE! You lose internet privileges forever.
Jethrain: there is "the before times" and "now"
ContingentCat: trauma does effect how your brain processes time, so yeah the pandemic messes with a lot of us
Juliamon: Y2K happened, and then [weird void] and then Pandemic
UtilityPunk: I use Motorola Razrs and iPhones to separate the aughts and 10s
Shparky2197: @lord_hosk mood
GapFiller: it figures this gets at the bigger question of when The Past becomes History
goombalax: @Lord_Hosk this is "Elephant Graveyard" levels of forbidden temptation
GapFiller: cz theres these weird liminal spaces between The Present The Past and History
A_Dub888: @goombalax does that make Hosk Mufasa?
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Lord_Hosk: I think we are in trouble here
TehAmelie: how do you do fellow millennials
GredGredmansson: he DOES have a brother!
Mazrae: So many hats, what is this TF2
CaptainSpam: Goin' wide.
bartimus_thundercask: What is this board i walked in on
UtilityPunk: Go wide vs go wider taller
A_Dub888: @bartimus_thundercask Magic: The Gathering
Lord_Hosk: They are going for a cheevo
Mr_Horrible: "When they go wide, we go square"
NotCainNorAbel: maybe if we let them go long enough they will deck themselves
wedge_x: "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can."
Vinewood_OG: Step 1: Remove Ethernet cable. Step 3: Profit.
Strebenherz: @wedge_x so a mtg collection basically
UtilityPunk: Just gotta belief in the power of compound Joo Dee
Sorator13: is there a reason you're not cracking the clue?
Sorator13: ah, that's why
Strebenherz: BEHOLD MY TREBUCHETS
Marvoleath: @Sorator13 saving it for the pump, like that
Desruprot: behold the damage
Sorator13: Yeah, valid!
A_Dub888: things are happening for us!
Lord_Hosk: How
CaptainSpam: Wow.
Sorator13:
Strebenherz: wot
NotCainNorAbel:
Sorator13: we take those?
JosephDeath: What happened there? lol
couchboyj: Get bucketed, punk
phoenixfeather14:
GredGredmansson: BUCKET VICTORY
Jethrain: that trebuchet is such a cool card
TehAmelie: we got in their head (i choose to believe)
Marvoleath:
Bruceski: faff about and find out
Vinewood_OG: Retire Champion
Flyingdelorion:
DAC169: I don't know why they only attacked with Toph rather than everything
BrowneePointz: things the world's first gold miner said
petey_vonwho: I just got here. What in the world is that board state?
Sorator13: opponent's lasagna was ready; they had to leave immediately
UtilityPunk: First you throw rocks, then you throw buckets. Easy win
UtilityPunk: We take DoorDash wins
Sorator13: @petey_vonwho Opponent went wide, and also tall. And then... didn't attack with their tramplers. ??? Profit!
Marvoleath: Opponent was a strong believer in "math is for blockers"
Jethrain: i still wanna know how they were running a 60-card(?) deck in draft
Strebenherz: hurk hurk hurk over the laundry basket
couchboyj: You could have been rocking them earlier, too. They were probably just as scared of you as you were of them.
Bruceski: If you play everything you draft it's 45 cards right?
Sorator13: @Bruceski Plus some number of lands.
Desruprot: Step 1: Play Trebuchet Step 2: Attack Step 3 ??? Step 4: Profit
Bruceski: yeah, plus lands
Lord_Hosk: 20 turn clock
narset6691: hah, i refuse to acknowledge the amount of games ive lost due my tincture kicking in
UtilityPunk: Theoretically, you can draft enough cards to make a 60 card deck. In practice, 40 is more consistent
couchboyj: Speaking of edibles... *wanders off*
narset6691: that would be depressing
wedge_x: this edible ain't shiiiiiiiii
Bruceski: I think "add lands" always adds 17 for draft so that would hit 60
Marvoleath: Is it? They wanted the counter on her
dolphgrim: They cower at the existence of the bucket.
Bruceski: octopus
UtilityPunk: Yus,
couchboyj: I've experienced "This edible isn't working, I should take another." Once. That was enough.
GredGredmansson: there is
narset6691: octopus form
GredGredmansson: for U
Sorator13: !card octopus form
LRRbot: Octopus Form [U] | Instant โ Lesson | Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn. Untap it.
Shparky2197: Welp, I just went 1 and 3 in the draft. Still had fun, though
GredGredmansson: and it untaps!
dolphgrim: Ze Beetle!
dolphgrim: BIG BIRD
Marvoleath: Quenchless?
A_Dub888: birb!
Desruprot: no Quench only bird
couchboyj: Sera Owlngle
narset6691: i think they had quench too, and chose to not use it
UtilityPunk: JUDGE! The simic deck is going for value!
BrowneePointz: eternally playable bird
dolphgrim: Those visions. ๐
Desruprot: Wan Shi Tong be strong
Marvoleath: Dying to George, across many formats
Anubis169: that's a nice line to join to
DoctorHutch: welp
GredGredmansson: they're watchers
couchboyj: That bird would be more noteworthy if they didn't print Ancestral Recall into the same set
Desruprot: one is the moon the other knows a lot
dolphgrim: Time to sell out the bird...
DoctorHutch: die
Sorator13: No, Mister Bond. I expect you to die.
dolphgrim: Lessons
Flyingdelorion: Maybe draft green?
Sorator13: turn in for what?
Anubis169: streamers are watching this, they're on the screen right now
dolphgrim: You should draft BIRDโข๏ธ
dolphgrim: He went to college
Marvoleath: Wait, we're watching you, not the other way around? Oof
Lord_Hosk: Cameron was at the pro-tour wearing a invisibility cloak. We all didn't see him there
couchboyj: Open and draft Mythics works pretty well this set
Sorator13: @couchboyj tbf, we *did* draft a mythic last deck
Marvoleath: It Turtle Duck 2/3 of Turducken?
Sorator13: it just... wasn't a good one
dolphgrim: Red Blue lessons it's good. ๐
Sorator13: or was in the wrong color; I forget which
Lord_Hosk: They did the bomi story dirty in the netflix live action series.
narset6691: i played a deck with 3 of those
narset6691: its really good
narset6691: white blue flyers
Anubis169:
Bless you!
narset6691: Oooo the pacifism
tsp397: White blue flyers is pretty good
couchboyj: The spirit isn't great, but it does dodge some top tier removal, amusingly
Sorator13: 4/4 first strike for 5 seems quite good
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Sorator13: but yeah, when in doubt, cheaper is better
dolphgrim: Time to draft Grancestral Recall
couchboyj: Rallier is better, yeah. The pacifism probably beats the 5 drop, too.
Sorator13: what does the fox say?
Sorator13:
couchboyj: The clue lady is great
narset6691: the fortune teller makes a 2nd token for waterbending
Sorator13: There are some dangerous enchantment in this set; I think the farm friends can be quite good
UtilityPunk: Clue lady is a blue Inspector. Solid pick
couchboyj: Easy glider kids
Desruprot: penguins win games
Sorator13: @Desruprot don't tell Pittsburgh...
narset6691: its funny, im not doing well overall in my drafts but i am really enjoying the format
narset6691: i cant remember the last time thats been true
dolphgrim: Say "penguinwingames" three times fast
narset6691: best land in the formatttt
couchboyj: Air Temple is ridiculous
tsp397: Air Temple is outrageous
Marvoleath: I wonder what is the otterguins' stance on rocks, penguins love them for their nests, otters hold them in their pockets for clams
dolphgrim: North Pole patrol has the power of Santa on their side!
couchboyj: Grasp is good
couchboyj: Its also 6 mana make em shuffle it in
Wolfstrike_NL: - That's tough buddy
dolphgrim: Wave feels good
TacitusVigil: Greetings Duelists
Sorator13: That alternate casting cost it gives is interesting. Not sure that it's actually useful, but it's interesting.
dolphgrim: Imagine: you find a barrel of jelly. What do you do?
couchboyj: Glider kids, you're the fliers deck
Marvoleath: Koi's ability is so cheap
Sorator13: @dolphgrim depends; is a person trapped inside?
UtilityPunk: @dolphgrim World's biggest slip-n-slide
Sorator13: !card glider kids
LRRbot: Glider Kids [2W] | Creature โ Human Pilot Ally [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, scry 1.
dolphgrim: @Sorator13 You aren't sure
Sorator13: @dolphgrim I'll roll it down a hill; that should give me a better idea of whether there's a person inside
couchboyj: Nice!
Sorator13: Ooh
UtilityPunk: Reflector Mage 5.0
dolphgrim: @Sorator13 It smashes to pieces at the bottom of the hill. Turns out it's just red currant jam. You are sad because you just ruined a barrel of perfectly good jam. ๐ญ
Sorator13: @dolphgrim my jam! RIP
dolphgrim: RIP
Sorator13: It's a nice flyers deck, I think
QuantumTwitch: How bomb reliant do you feel this format is compared to other sets
Jethrain: Darude, Sandbenders' Storm
Wikt: how many ways to draw a 2nd card?
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dolphgrim: @QuantumTwitch It's got a lot of ways to get around bombs. That's what I know. ๐
Sorator13: some clues, waterbender ascension, waterbending lesson...
EvilBadman: Ascension is one eventually
couchboyj: This is not a Tiger Seal deck, and likely not an Otter Penguin deck
dolphgrim: It's a flying deck. ๐
Wikt: i guess it's mostly the tiger seal that pays off for 2nd card
Sorator13: @Wikt Knowledge Seeker as well
Marvoleath: And otterguins
Sorator13: but yeah, I would probably nix the tiger-seal and otter-penguins
Marvoleath: Shame we didnt get the geyser spirit, it's decent for this archetype
BrowneePointz: doesn't even give us a kiss from a rose
dolphgrim: The second card strat is kinda hard to focus on in this format, I think.
Sorator13: We jsut need to avoid the trebuckets
QuantumTwitch: I have only drafted a couple of drafts but scnd card strat is hard to get really consistent
Marvoleath: "Island, go" used to win tournaments
BrowneePointz: hit one piece opening song We Go?
dolphgrim: Da mooon
QuantumTwitch: Ang ois a sweet card
Sorator13: "get under the bus, kids!"
Marvoleath: a problem
QuantumTwitch: Its a bomb
Sorator13: Oh dear.
Marvoleath: if they have sac outlets
tsp397: Uh-oh
Marvoleath: It's fun with fetchlands
QuantumTwitch: It can get out of hand fast
Marvoleath: RIP those kids, bluff called
Sorator13: look, there's a lot of words on that card
erloas: think the Avatar set would be good for an 11yr old kid that is interested in Avatar but doesn't know MTG at all?
QuantumTwitch: Now they will
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ghizmou: today on LRRMTG we're sending kids to die
Sorator13: @ghizmou we're putting people in hospita-I mean, kids in airships!
TacitusVigil: [Doubt]
ContingentCat: we may have to learn it again, but we've also learned it now
Marvoleath: @erloas There is a starter bundle that seems to be a good intro, with some jumpstart packs included. It may be a bit much otherwise, with how many different mechanics there is, but overall it's rather beginner friendly
Sorator13: @erloas If they have the attention span to learn the rules with a more complicated set, instead of a simpler one, sure! Also the jump start product might be a bit simpler and better suited; idk
QuantumTwitch: It just becomes a tapped land the artifact is the correct play
UtilityPunk: Avatar has very approachable beginner-oriented products. JumpStart is my personal favourite, and I think the starter bundle is basically a JumpStart cube you can teach with
EvilBadman: You weren't blocking anyways
Sorator13: Yeah, you can waterbend that next turn
TacitusVigil: New euphemism just dropped: "waterbend yourself"
Jethrain: attack in with vigilance first?
Marvoleath: you can get an attack with vigi
Marvoleath: or keep up the barrels
Sorator13: You can protect it next turn
dolphgrim: Anybody else just have a real hard time with their Aang-in-Law?
UtilityPunk: 11-yo is roughly where kiddos are usually knowledgeable and patient enough to learn games like MtG. Gf's little bro is a bit younger and struggled with Pokemon.
narset6691: waterskin untaps
Sorator13: because the mana rock untaps
Sorator13: Yeah, not crewing seems like a mistake
TheWooglie: it was not an oopsie
Marvoleath: or that
Sorator13: OH.
QuantumTwitch: Not an oopsie
narset6691: that doesnt trigger the airship
Shparky2197: Not any more
narset6691: at least
Sorator13: Well then.
Marvoleath: Meow-caw!
SolarBlitz1: Sozin's weak to a barrel bomb at least
Sorator13: Iron. The fire lord is weak to explosives.
Sorator13: *Ironic
QuantumTwitch: The card quality of op deck
dolphgrim: I heard he was weak to water-type
Sorator13: note that you *can* block and use Avatar State for lifelink, if need be
QuantumTwitch: Its such a fair card
SolarBlitz1: A lot of the firenation vehicles are pretty good in the set
dolphgrim: See
Marvoleath:
But more importantly, does the ship go into aristocrats? 
dolphgrim: Op drafts mythics
dolphgrim: Such a cool strat
QuantumTwitch:
Drafting the Black red mythics deck means it does not matter that it is the weekest color 
dolphgrim: AH **smacks peanut butter*
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asddsa28: cos cat
Strebenherz: she knows how to fight apparently
QuantumTwitch: old and sturdy
dolphgrim: This set is full of ripped old people. It's amazing.
Marvoleath: that granny thicc
dolphgrim: โบ๏ธ
RatherLargeToad:
?
dolphgrim: Y'all ever go head to head with Gran Gran? Formidable...
Strebenherz: i mean gran gran's terrorizing standard atm
dolphgrim: I know. Grancestral Recall is real
Strebenherz: Banning grangran would be hilarious
RatherLargeToad: Ban ban Gran Gran?
Strebenherz: Sorry katara, sorry sokka, we had to BAN your grandmother
Sorator13: BenBen, banban GranGran?
narset6691: that green is maybe the strongest green common i think
ghizmou: i mean, monstrous rage was uncommon
RatherLargeToad: could use lifelink
Sorator13: doesn't have first strike
QuantumTwitch: Its ok its a beatable deck in standard I doubt they would ban grancenstral recal
dolphgrim: No vigilance? Card sux
narset6691: its also an ally
Strebenherz: the lessons
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dolphgrim: Hey I made decisions! I just decided to play all the lessons. ๐
narset6691: no lessons in their grave, no life regardless
Sorator13: Can flip Aang when you want
dolphgrim: Time to meet Aang-in-Law. ๐
narset6691: lmao legit brought in a canon ally
narset6691: thats pretty on point
QuantumTwitch:
look they also play ang just the better ang
Sorator13: does Aang keep the counters when he flips? I think he does, since he doesn't exile, right?
dolphgrim: @Sorator13 I believe so
Jethrain: He just flips over yeah
narset6691: they do if they dont exile during the transformation
Sorator13: Four mana
narset6691: the are dead here if they attack
narset6691: you win with enter the avatar state
dolphgrim: Y'all ever heard a duck sound like that?
dolphgrim: Or a turtle for that matter?
Sorator13: @dolphgrim like a hawk? No, lol
narset6691: if u kill the land toph goes to 0/3
Marvoleath: @Sorator13 it was the turtle part, clearly
dolphgrim: @Marvoleath Ah. The rare turtle shriek
QuantumTwitch: kill ang wind
QuantumTwitch: It was the tap conceed
Sorator13: tap tap... concede?
Micalovits: Never even worried!
Marvoleath: Get tempo'ed, opp
dolphgrim: WE'RE THE BEST AND NO ONE CAN TELL US WE ARENT
narset6691: its incredible
QuantumTwitch: Good job
narset6691: just imagine telling magic players 5 years ago how good 1 mana combat tricks would get
dolphgrim: @narset6691 No it makes me sad. ๐ฅบ
narset6691: whyy
glitched_goddess: hey holy day was a great combat trick back in the day
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QuantumTwitch: Could be worse
dolphgrim: The more you win, the more you find people who have won more than you. Let her rest in silver.
Sorator13: OP has pretty lands
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dolphgrim: We all remember what Aristotle said about Avatar State, right?
QuantumTwitch: nope
narset6691: im shocked they didnt wait to use that on Katara the next turn
dolphgrim: Me neither. Just trying to bait out Cameron into talking about Ethics. ๐คท
Neddy471: I kinda find it funny that it used to be that every big IP had its own card game - and then MtG said "what if... WE were all card games for all IPs?"
narset6691: @dolphgrim is this like the xkcd joke about distracting physicists and mathematicians with problems as they cross the street?
QuantumTwitch: Swollen
Jethrain: Katara's eepy, getting her beauty sleep
dolphgrim: @narset6691 Oh, it most certainly is. ๐
dolphgrim: OP is Gran-maxing.
Sorator13: !card gran-gran
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narset6691: training montage scene
Strebenherz: katara's doing through the uncle iroh training sequence
QuantumTwitch: Also your creatures will be unblockable right
Sorator13: to be fair, she does canonically learn to bend blood
dolphgrim: Didn't Katara start bending blood?
Sorator13: which is, uh, *dangerous*
dolphgrim: @Sorator13 Oh yeah. ๐
Neddy471: Yup.
Strebenherz: yep
QuantumTwitch: Yup
Mr_Horrible: sure do be
Strebenherz: AVATAR, a kid's show!
SolarBlitz1: Yep, and puppeteer them with it
Marvoleath: Blood bending? Like that girl in Gen-V
Neddy471: Well, Breath-Bending is like that for Air-Bending.
RatherLargeToad: an evil airbender in Kora sucked the air out of someoneโs lungs
Flyingdelorion: Great turn and now we can even waterbend end of their turn with the rallier!
Strebenherz: Also aang's mentor
Invitare: lightning comes from the ground though, so it should be Earth bending
Mr_Horrible: Entropybending
Territan: Sausage bending.
Neddy471: Isn't "Plasma Bending" just "Lightning Bending" but with gas instead of energy?
DoctorHutch: polonium bending FTW
Mr_Horrible: Gran-gran waving goodbye to those last 8 life points
MWGNZ: who gets to bend non-newtonian fluids?
Bruceski: heat-bending to burn or chill things without physical fire?
Sorator13: we have firebending, why not radiationbending?
Julian_Rogue: I like to think of them as like ven diagram overlaps? combustion is air and fire, lightining is water and fire, blood is air and water, lava is earth and fire metal is earth and water?
7gorobei: not a lot of physicists in the avatar world
Neddy471: @Sorator13 I think that's the high-concept of Fire Bending.
Neddy471: The entire reason that Fire Benders thought they were superior is that they can create fire from their own Qi, rather than use what was present in nature.
narset6691: can you imagine how bad firebending would be, everyone has zippo lighters
Jesper_aka_Mordachai: I don't think Gluttony was too happy about the Fire'bending'
theambivalentagender: Isn't that what they did with firebending in the first movie
Invitare: it sort of does. In LOK there's Fire bending healers
Julian_Rogue: @Jesper_aka_Mordachai nah but Lust was hot
dolphgrim: Please don't bend the Katara
QuantumTwitch: Everything is all the burning
DoctorHutch: Mendeleev master of all 118 elements
Flyingdelorion: Hm was there a reason to not waterbend end of their turn? genuine quetion?
7gorobei: i like jigokuraku's fire tech where you convert the oil from your skin to fuel the flame
Flyingdelorion: Or am I missing something?
narset6691: @DoctorHutch polonium bending kills you very fast
JohneyS: So should I have been worrying about spontaneous combustion this whole time?
QuantumTwitch: Does not matter rigth play it and make katara unblockable
Sorator13: @JohneyS More like continuous combustion
narset6691: that water spirit looks like its gonna be stuck
RatherLargeToad: Katara = Wookie. Confirmed!
SolarBlitz1: Can we make Katara unblockable from ascension?
narset6691: yea you replay ascension and win
Marvoleath: !card waterbender ascension
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narset6691: awwwwww
Marvoleath: you can waterbend that activated unblockable
Jethrain: four tapped things
Bruceski: 4 waterbend, can tap creatures
narset6691: yea and you could have tapped ur other creatures
dolphgrim: Why does Zuko's exile not read "exile target Zuko"?
JohneyS: @Sorator13 You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
Sorator13: waterbend 4, yeah, so you could've
QuantumTwitch: only two sence it is air bent and the 3+ 1 creature
narset6691: @dolphgrim it should cost 2 if it targets someone named zuko
Sorator13: again, lots of words on that card!
Flyingdelorion: not mana!
Flyingdelorion: Yep you got there!
Sorator13: \o/
Flyingdelorion: But I think we are good here!
dolphgrim: Feels good to be right
QuantumTwitch: Good game
Strebenherz:
100 never a hater always a loser
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dolphgrim: I doubted, I laughed, I cried, then I believed
Flyingdelorion:
GG 
QuantumTwitch: Tara on 3 though
dolphgrim: Mad Keeps
QuantumTwitch: island cycle on 2
dolphgrim: Island cycle
Marvoleath: North Paw Patrol?
dolphgrim: @Marvoleath Naw. acab
putz12a: Will we see rusty if we look way up?
dolphgrim: It's grasping time
Strebenherz: starting an arena avatar sealed of my own, fingers crossed
dolphgrim: @Strebenherz Gl!
Sorator13: @Strebenherz good luck, friend!
Strebenherz: thank. no mythics, but pool looks aight
Strebenherz: went white/red/green
narset6691: tap katara
dolphgrim: Lole
dolphgrim: woof. That's a big cost
narset6691: bad news u need to pay the additional cost again on that one when its airbent
narset6691: its one big weakness
Strebenherz: my opponent lead with two compassite healers this is bus malarkey
narset6691: oh that just killed it, thought it was the spell that airbent a creature
Strebenherz: Compassionate^, I can spell
dolphgrim: Brace for impact, fam
Sorator13:
@Strebenherz in this house, we respect Doctors without Borders 
dolphgrim: Mmmm that wave though
SolarBlitz1: I have not thought that card out correctly for a while
Sorator13: Good news: Waterbender Ascension is online again!
Sorator13: Bad news: We're going to kill them before we get to use it to draw more cards
QuantumTwitch: they will conce after
Sorator13: oh god
Flyingdelorion:
Don't forget to waterben th rallier yourself eot?
TehAmelie: bend them like they're hair and you're a hairstylist without scissors
narset6691: thats what people here when we talk about magic now adays, so im sure that isnt the only time that though came up
dolphgrim: The winningestest stream!
Flyingdelorion: Well, too late.....
dolphgrim: If we keep winning, we'll never die!
Flyingdelorion: It didn't matter once again but I will keep reminding you!
TehAmelie: framing some MTGA gems would be a pretty funky decoration
QuantumTwitch: I had the nicest op against an oroboroid deck the other day the let me hit them to a final life total of -589 that was so nice
dolphgrim: Y'all got out of baby jail. Congratulations.
Strebenherz: @Sorator13 I got my butt kicked by team medic but I avatar stated an earthbent mountain as my dying act
Sorator13: @Strebenherz reasonable
Strebenherz: mono white allies, their deck was impressive
QuantumTwitch: Yea that was sportsmanship of the highest class
TehAmelie: @QuantumTwitch hey, i'd want to see that even if i was on the receiving side
Strebenherz: oh right i need to remember to harass the cabbage cart
Sorator13: I mean. You don't *have* to.
Sorator13: But it is satisfying.
Strebenherz: aand broke it. is that all i need to get the cabbage avatar?
Sorator13: well, it definitely is better when you have two clues to help pay for it
Sorator13: @Strebenherz careful, you might awaken Brassica Prime
SolarBlitz1: Also can do multiple unblockables in late game mana dumps
Strebenherz: oh no not brassica
dolphgrim: Free cabbage? You're telling me that crime DOES pay???
QuantumTwitch: I see a lovely exile target
Marvoleath: chicken jockey prison? D:
narset6691: we were robbed of not having a card for him that we had that sound clip
TehAmelie: anyone can have one free cabbage, they're cheap
Sorator13: Hm. Cabbage avatar? Cabbagvatar? Cabbatar?
DAC169: so do we exile jailer or kuruk?
TehAmelie: cabbagetar
Sorator13: Cabbagetar, that's it, thank you
TehAmelie: actually cabbagatar is better
narset6691: no on camera death cam
Strebenherz: what did you drink?
UtilityPunk: The voice of someone whose been drinking caffeine for 20 years
JKBalch:
RockPusher:
Liquid aspiration test #1425 - results continue to be negative 
TehAmelie: the answer to most of evolution's mean riddles, it's more energy efficient to construct bodies that way
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EsperDerek1: Not the swiftest of saves.
Strebenherz: I mean aang being late to the party IS a cannon event
RatherLargeToad: He is the LAST airbender, after all
Strebenherz: 100 years and all
dolphgrim: A child is never late nor early
Lord_Hosk: He was stuck in a block of Ice Cameron give him a break
QuantumTwitch: Well atlest showed up
QuantumTwitch: Yea it does noting but its comedy value
Strebenherz: tonight on getting beat by the justice league
dolphgrim: OP omnidrafted
UtilityPunk:
Slipped some extra cards up their sleeve
Strebenherz: "Kill one of the puppies aang" is a hell of a line xD
RatherLargeToad: Fleem is just shaved Loot
QuantumTwitch: You can do it teh ol 7-2
Marvoleath: @RatherLargeToad how dare
Strebenherz: NARED NOOT
eldencoffee: @RatherLargeToad I want this as cannon
Strebenherz: Noot noot
Sorator13: please do not nair your noot on stream
TehAmelie: that nair-do-well Loot
Territan: Naired lute, a stringed instrument treated with depilatory cream.
UtilityPunk: Fleem's scientific name is dragonicus derpus
Sorator13: man, how would it feel for the Avatar Enthusiasts to see the Avatar on the /other/ team?
Strebenherz: this will not continue
Mr_Horrible: there's an irony in that
RatherLargeToad: The Avatar finds your enthusiasm lacking
narset6691: when u need the avatar the most, he vanishes
narset6691: i think its on brand
dolphgrim: See. There's Aang going on Zuko's exile...just ain't right
RatherLargeToad: theyโre on a roll!
ContingentCat: Story checks out
ContingentCat: at least it wasn't tuesday
Sorator13: Well, at least Katara has been reedeemed
Sorator13: redeemed? reedeemed? Redeemed.
Sorator13: one E two E one E
Bruceski: "I have this coupon" "well, can't argue with a coupon, I'm outta here."
UtilityPunk: Alt version of Katara that became an infamous bloodbender, went into hiding, and then became a healer
TehAmelie: Katara did nothing wrong (literally, faultless character)
dolphgrim: Ian has finally achieved his dream of becoming a ransom number generator?
narset6691: u can untap a land to give all ur creatures a counter
DAC169: why 3?
Sorator13: @DAC169 taps all of OP's creatures. (You get 3 stun counters regardless of X.)
DAC169: exactly
TehAmelie: fox. . .die?
DAC169:
MWGNZ:
RockPusher:
Sorator13: Fox never dies
QuantumTwitch: I love austrailia, I looked up what kind of animal I saw and I saw a water dragon
CaptainSpam: For good or illin'.
MWGNZ: ow my back
DAC169:
no ill, only good 
ShaneLeeAtk: Hi, I am Grandparent, it seems
UtilityPunk: Go play Halo and then watch Rooster Teeth machinimas, kiddos
Mazrae: I need to re-watch RvB
TehAmelie: warthog jousting with my cousin in Blood Gulch, good times
EvilBadman: Ghost
EvilBadman: Banshees flew
DAC169: wraith is the tank
GapFiller: its a shame abt Rooster Teeth really
MWGNZ: realising you could jump while scoped on the sniper and see the enemy base
Strebenherz: blagh chicka honk honk
QuantumTwitch: So now I can say I have seen a real life dragon
EvilBadman: i played way, way too much halo 2
Sorator13: CORI
Gekyouryuu: Katara IS the most likely to get all bent out of shape about something
Territan: Katara got bent.
Strebenherz: 0/3, but at least I destroyed the cabbages
dolphgrim: @Gekyouryuu Really swung that into PG territory. Nicely done
Strebenherz: it was fun at least
Gekyouryuu: @dolphgrim o7
Sorator13: Well. Less fresh now.
Sorator13: after, yknow, getting dropped in the dirt
Strebenherz: I do appreciate your streams because you take losing well, it's something to learn from
TehAmelie: TWO? that thing is the size of a city
QuantumTwitch: Oh The drill its gennerally concidered one of the strongest cards in the set
narset6691: but their card doesnt let u replay it....
Strebenherz: also I had some stuff in my inbox good grief
Sorator13: what is dead may never die. what is bent may never be destroyed?
DAC169:
Watery Grasp is creature specifically 
Gekyouryuu: I like that it destroys something power 4 or less, meaning it instantly wrecks the Walls of Ba Sing Se
EvilBadman: Magistrate gonna strand your dudes
Bruceski: read the card
Jethrain: their full art thing says "can't cast from outside of hand"
UtilityPunk:
Being put straight by the magistrate 
dolphgrim: While you two are both here, I wanted to tell you how much I'm enjoying the long game. โบ๏ธ
QuantumTwitch: is it only op who cant cast from out of hand
plaidanddrpepper: that's a mayor-jor disappointment
Gekyouryuu: I think one of my best pulls from the set irl so far, given I've not bought all that much of it yet, was my one collector booster having a foil (sadly not extended art, but still good) of the mono green experience counter Toph from Jumpstart
DAC169: too bad you didn't have the Razor Rings for the drill
Sorator13: Love the land with vigilence
Gekyouryuu: Vigiland
TehAmelie: ah, collectible cards. the other day someone had the idea of making collectible cigarettes, with hologram art and stuff
UtilityPunk: Yeah, the lands in this set are fun. There's Secret Tunnel as well. Unblockaland
TehAmelie: i was like "even the tobacco companies go 'that's too far'"
Sorator13: collectible cigarettes? the things that you use by burning them into ash?
Diabore: oh good
SolarBlitz1: Oh that's not great
DAC169: oh, F
dolphgrim: Rip
Sorator13: Oh god
JoannaTastic: I mean cigarette cards were pretty collectible once, no?
Sorator13: Nice draw!
TehAmelie: clearly smoking a borderless camel would be a power move, but mostly i guess you collect them
dolphgrim: Hope you packed plenty of wipes
narset6691: that sounds profoundly uncomfortable
Sorator13: D:
TehAmelie: no Cam, don't show emotion!
Chartle: koh-m on opponent
dolphgrim: Oh Koh
narset6691: bent your two characters, stole the moons face
narset6691: so rude
JKBalch: Oh heck that
QuantumTwitch: So you have now met the Rare op and the Mythic Op that is fine
dolphgrim: We won on a spiritual level, I feel
Sorator13: what a fair game!
Strebenherz: that's how i felt seeing my opponent just whip out mono white allies xD
SolarBlitz1: That's how I've felt whenever I've tried avatar. I get 1 rare, OP gets 5 rares and 3 mythics
QuantumTwitch: It was safe there forever
Sorator13: and you went money back, right? so you get to keep your jobs!
Gekyouryuu: @SolarBlitz1 per pack, somehow
dolphgrim: With my prize money, I'm going to buy more prizes
Strebenherz: there's a few
Gekyouryuu: you're thinking At the Crossroads
Gekyouryuu: that one
Juliamon:
Gekyouryuu: it COULD be
Gekyouryuu: you never know
Sorator13: That's true, it c ould be Aang in cosplay
Sorator13:
ty for stream!
TehAmelie: they just think the fire lord sucks cause he's taking so long to conquer the world, i feel
QuantumTwitch: thanks for the stream
Aceviru:
Sorator13: ooh, cubemas artwork, neat
2 raiders from Aly_Rei have joined!
Aly_Rei: howdy!
Aceviru: Instructions unclear, take the basic land
TehAmelie: don't touch that dial!
Marvoleath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Stonespine Architects) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (59m from now).
Sorator13: bye!
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