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markaci:
r10pez10: excited for this
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RockPusher: Magic as Garfield Arbuckle intended!
DarkSVermoth: yaaay i am here for FNPF
Micalovits: Hello friends!
GasCityGaming: howdy all!
lapointnick: Cube!
DMGlol:
merry cubemas, merry cubemas to us all 
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Diabore: @DideRobot cam got mike wazowski'd
couchboyj: Who's feeling like a regular six sided polyhedron?
dsil88: Playing with Wheelers net worth? Sounds hot
lirazel64: Wheee!
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A_Dub888: HORPY CORBMAS ERVY BORDY
lamina5432: evenin
SymphonySolstice: thinking about seanan's story of eating a black lotus tonight
lamina5432: right on time
couchboyj: Most of Wheeler's net worth is German and shiny, I hear.
Dog_of_Myth: TGIC
DiscordianTokkan: Mic 5Ghost
ArdCollider: and also with you, Graham
RayFK: Uh ohhhhhhh, cuuuuubieeeessss
Juliamon: You're on room mic?
Dog_of_Myth: Powerful Magic
lamina5432: I need to go watch the first one later
lapointnick: CUBE
lirazel64: Your hair is perfect, Wheeler.
Micalovits: Square Magic is great magic!
stnrwzrd: coob
Boltarion: Cube
johnnylongtorso: prepare yourself for CUBE
loufghyslaufey: Right! The draft.
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iris_of_ether:
DiscordianTokkan: Oh! I had two windows open somehow, lol
r10pez10: trapezoidal table so good
A_Dub888: @RayFK cubussies
raulghoulia: my button this week was I do like to Twiddle
RayFK: Damn that is a classic
loufghyslaufey: Drafting; "the Stream Wars!"
r10pez10: !ck
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RayFK: I used to fake get mad about that button
DMGlol:
which version of vintage cube is this 
iris_of_ether: It's my favorite button, I won't lie
Juliamon: DMGlol No Holds Barred
RockPusher: We did this‽ *We're* to blame‽
johnnylongtorso: how many Homelands cards
r10pez10: p1p1 gleemox
TheDevil_Risen: C U B E
A_Dub888: No DQs no count outs?
Solo_Support:
Jeweled lotus 
lirazel64:
I wanted to get the coming Lands sleeves, but DS doesn't support pre-orders 
loufghyslaufey: And for the next 5 minutes, they will even add... a "0" at the end of the 5% already promised... jk <(=w=)>
PorpoisesUnknown: Leg drops from the 'top rope' allowed
stnrwzrd:
vanman229: Tornado tag magic the gathering lets go
dysorderx: Prepare for a slobberknocker?
r10pez10: p1p1 ante
ArtOfStuttering: James Turner?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country? Localized entirely in this Magic Stream? Can I watch?
Micalovits: I hope there is a mind goblin
Sorator13: chaos orb!
KharadBanar: chaos orb!
PorpoisesUnknown: Yu-gi-oh cards? He asks earnestly
PolarPayne: ah so this is just like another wheeler stream then
Sorator13:
@KharadBanar same hat! 
Fruan: Conspiracies? Scheherazade?
Dog_of_Myth: @Micalovits Good news
DiscordianTokkan: Oooo
meddlingmage_:
Marvoleath: !card gleemox
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TheDevil_Risen: Alchemy / MB2
Boltarion: I am pumped for this
stnrwzrd: power 9 conjurerer
r10pez10: spicy
TheDevil_Risen: mm fast mana
A_Dub888: no seeking, conjuring, or double team?
aquilonare: don't pass time vault
aquilonare: just don't pass time vault
PorpoisesUnknown: fast mana as an achetype?
DiscordianTokkan: Is there a tasting menu for the points guide?
Sorator13: chat, how long does the draft typically take? I need to know when I can safely leave to go pick up pizza...
nan_de_mo_nai:
chaostreader: how many cards are in German?
Aceviru: Pack 1 pick 1: sol ring v black lotus
TheDevil_Risen: nice
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
GasCityGaming: nice
DiscordianTokkan: nice
SymphonySolstice: nice
Sorator13: pfff
couchboyj: Nice
iris_of_ether: Nice
PhuzNutz: @Aceviru sol ring
aquilonare: that's actually a lower percentage than I thought it would be actually
aquilonare: aghh, double actually
johnnylongtorso: @Sorator13 probably like 45-60 minutes
A_Dub888: @Aceviru I’m taking the Stephen A Smith selection of sol ring
RayFK: Thank you Angel
r10pez10: thank you angel
Micalovits: Berserk: "G. Win the game"
Diabore: if its one of the 8 good power 9 cards take it first, its up to you to decide which one is the odd one out
TheDevil_Risen:
Boo my Bae
IRarelyTry: will they be playing 1v1 or is it a 4 person free-for-all like last week?
Jaolen: sol ring is honorary power
TheDevil_Risen:
LoadingReadyRun: 1v1 games tonight
DiscordianTokkan:
aquilonare: time vault and demonic consultation are like, the two to mention
BrowneePointz: and yea Sol Ring is the 10th Power 9
Boltarion: Is boros possible in this cube?
Dog_of_Myth:
TheDevil_Risen:
heya 
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raulghoulia: lol
A_Dub888:
@Diabore I just don’t get Black Lotus, you can only use it once 
stnrwzrd: boros artifacts ez
Marvoleath: Time Vault + untapper, Thassa's oracle things (Consultation)
NooninCaz: amazing
NooninCaz: I'm rooting for you Graham!
BITs19_: oh i just clocked Adam! Hi Adam!
SymphonySolstice: Graham appearing in his debut role as Some Guy
RockPusher: Adam quietly plotting how to deck himself as quickly as possible
r10pez10: powerful start
TheDevil_Risen: wee mangovensumpf
lamina5432: berzerk
KharadBanar: this cube is also like „the olympics would be fun if doping was allowed“
DMGlol: oh I guess that's a good first pick
TheDevil_Risen: hai mox
TheDevil_Risen: bye mox
RockPusher:
NotCainNorAbel: Just play the first pack as a deck
Aceviru: Hahahaha
PhuzNutz: @RockPusher That's too good. I bet he could do it turn 4
TheDevil_Risen: and a cradle
A_Dub888: m-m-m-m-m u l t i p o w e r
r10pez10: holy shit G
Diabore: 2 real good picks
aquilonare: graham got all the bad lands nice
NooninCaz: Well
Dog_of_Myth: That's a sign
dsil88: Golgari lands lol
NooninCaz: We can wheel one of those right?
nan_de_mo_nai: greenest pack of all time
DarkSVermoth:
not even 5 minutes in and the shit talking is already on point 
TheDevil_Risen: G has Mox, Cradle, Dual and fetches
TheDevil_Risen: Nice
Sorator13: Sometimes, random means clumping!
aquilonare: this is where you use your clockwork librarian graham
circusofkirkus: @TheDevil_Risen and dog
RayFK: Yes Graham that is correct
Micalovits: @TheDevil_Risen And the Pup!
Aceviru:
TheDevil_Risen: oh i missed the comet
TheDevil_Risen: nice
RayFK: Because even if you're not in that color, it's free fast mana
nan_de_mo_nai: HE'S FEELING THE RAIN CHAT
DMGlol:
just force boros aggro and don't worry about all these dumb cards 
iris_of_ether: Uh oh
TheDevil_Risen: Angels is like no
stnrwzrd: I CAN FEEL IT
TheDevil_Risen: haha
Aceviru: Haha
draftsynthesis: FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN
Boltarion: The rain
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SymphonySolstice: that was my sister's graduation song
Aceviru: No notes
Sorator13: why is this that card's theme song?
Vinewood_OG: Soulmate was a banger
lapointnick: Feel the rain on your skin
PhuzNutz: Sooo curious what Serge P1P1'ed
r10pez10: when we gonna get a natasha beddingfield signed minsc and boo
SymphonySolstice: good start
BITs19_:
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
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DiscordianTokkan: Lööps bröther
Aceviru: I have shown you my loop please respond
stnrwzrd: looops in the cooob
SymphonySolstice: :V
NooninCaz: Serge not at all like a kid in the candy store
RockPusher:
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
YeetTheRich_: yo baloth prime
NooninCaz: The British candy store
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draftsynthesis: God I love vintage cube
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YeetTheRich_: sick
Micalovits: Hey look, that card is about to be banned in standard!
Dog_of_Myth:
A_Dub888: am Serge okay?
DiscordianTokkan:
stnrwzrd: did you hear that dying giraffe?
Manitu_25: I would like to remind adam of the solo let's nope episode, regarding discipline lol
bunbun3000: They say this is vintage cube, but what I see is Wheeler absolutely flexing on em
TheDevil_Risen: Gram!
SymphonySolstice: Gram
lapointnick: Vamp over reanimate is such a tough pick
Paranundrox: Nasty
stnrwzrd: angel mono u ?
Micalovits: I love the difference between G's normal colour picking, and wheler just taking all the good cards
Paranundrox: Keep track of Wheeler's drafted points
lapointnick: Wtf is that pack
PorpoisesUnknown: Rut-Rog
PorpoisesUnknown: Rut-Roh*
Paranundrox: The secret is if you take lands responsibly you can play a pile
Paranundrox: Especially if you're the one being greedy and everyone is being responsible
r10pez10: yeah i do that a lot
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Boltarion: Is minsc pointed yet?
Paranundrox: 1pt
A_Dub888: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE GERMAN STORE
LoadingReadyRun: little Germany in Atlanta
Aceviru: "he's putting my kids through college"
r10pez10: i found out today there's a place called california in maryland
Diabore: you can beat serge with bored discipline
stnrwzrd: @r10pez10 ew
Micalovits: Do it G
ManWithTheMask13: Wheeler did you know you can HK after lv2 in the corner before your lvl1 to get in an extra 200 dmg instead of Hellstab
NooninCaz: "Cards from thirty years ago and last week"pffft
definenull: KYOOB!
UtilityPunk: The cub has breached containment
Boltarion: @Paranundrox Ty
Diabore: id slam the 1 drop
Marvoleath: !deck
ManWithTheMask13: that's the goat
saintguard: "Aang, at the Crossroads" sounds like it'd have been said in Darmok
aquilonare: that's hard because all the lands went lol
definenull: Wow
dsil88: Are there specific archetypes in this cube or is it just good stuff piles?
ManWithTheMask13: Jackhammering?
Paranundrox: Boros+
YeetTheRich_: jack jack jack
Boltarion: Yes wheeler yes!!!
stnrwzrd: @dsil88 power and non-power
NonchalantAvenger: whats wrong with Boros?
Diabore: i shouldve asked if i could donate for wheeler to do a stip in this draft
KadmosTech: @saintguard Zuko, his hands aflame
hidingbox: oh we have the classic wheeler cheat sheet for foreign language cards
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DMGlol:
I noticed none of the storm cards wheeled 
Micalovits: Take that show and tell... You know you want to...
Marvoleath: @dsil88 mostly combos with support, but there are some archetypes
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Boltarion: @NonchalantAvenger Boros is dumb in mtgo vintage cube
Diabore: zwang
Blip2004: I've been watching the lethal company streams again. They were a good time
saintguard: @KadmosTech Exactly, you get me
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Boltarion: Wheeler said the thing!!!
NonchalantAvenger: @Boltarion more than dimir? really? why?
A_Dub888: my deck has 2black lotuses, ancestral recall…
Micalovits: I really like G's deck
definenull: There always is at least 1 person at a draft table crashing out
aquilonare: graham is actually popping off if nadu shows his beak
Marvoleath:
Mods 
or @LoadingReadyRun could we get the !deck command updated?
RayFK: Me playing vintage cube is a combination of Serge and Cori
DMGlol:
YeetTheRich_: well
AllTheWeasels: lmao
hidingbox: No Justice
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha GGWP
Kid_Amn: Rigged
Jaolen: nooo
hidingbox: In this world
lapointnick: Lmaooooo
anhakha: the one... ring...
Paranundrox: Can we get a points check on Wheeler
ManWithTheMask13: get Stephen A. Smith on the horn
ManWithTheMask13: PACK 1, PICK 1
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wow that pack
anhakha: graham made the correct choice.
aquilonare: what did graham pick?
anhakha: you are correct graham
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TheDevil_Risen: how much is a white border german lotus now?
Serivus: Did Wheeler put the Black Lotus on his pack 3?
Vinewood_OG:
We ride for.... 
KharadBanar: what happened to the first three eorlingi?
ManWithTheMask13: The Cursed Jewel
TheAwkes: Turn one Lotus + Ring incoming?
hidingbox: Its not too late to be artifacts graham
Micalovits: Damn, is it oath time?
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r10pez10: oh my god G
Coloneljesus: did Ian make the rollerblade?
Marvoleath: @Coloneljesus Alex I believe
YeetTheRich_: turns out there are good cards in here
NooninCaz: Graham's face
WheatMantis: lol
Diabore: i saw an avatar card
aquilonare: I meaaan. graham has some payoffs for it
TheDevil_Risen: yrd
AllTheWeasels: that's gotta be my favorite green card
Boltarion: Graham, WHAT IS THAT PACK
Sorator13:
Thanks, Serge
calculated_uncertainties: the ELF
dm818: what about the one at the back of the pack
UtilityPunk: Mishra's Workshop, a seasonally appropriate card
Paranundrox: Wheeler is trying to shoot the moon
Coloneljesus: you could have a word for everything too if you weren't cowards
NooninCaz: English has words for everything, we stole them from all over the world!
TheAwkes: Time to be rude and play the farseek with the LD.
Paranundrox: 40k UB cards
KharadBanar: spiders men?
ManWithTheMask13: Adam hasn't even checked his crypt recently, what does he know
hypethos: shakes BBC at fist
NooninCaz: >.>
superdude097: It was good Wheeler
loufghyslaufey:
Fastbond? !
Paranundrox: Scarlet is an absurd card
Vinewood_OG: How many lawyers did it take, just to wind up here.
aquilonare: read the red one noooo
r10pez10: oh so breach and emmy going around huh
PhuzNutz: Is it just my local folks that say forty Kay or is saying forty thousand a Canadian thing?
Juliamon: PhuzNutz It's the "official" phrasing
KWardJenx: Common in a vintage cube is the old man in a young man's game.
Juliamon: GW don't want you shortening it
jadielady: bless you!
Micalovits: I am sure everyone in chat likes it
Vinewood_OG: Soul?
johnnylongtorso: warhammer four zero zero zero zero
Sorator13: I... am also wearing headphones
WheatMantis: black lotus mana
Paranundrox: T1 Initiative is nasty work
Sorator13: but I suppose you can call me Paul if you want to
PhuzNutz: @Juliamon that tracks. Thanks for clarifying.
TheDevil_Risen: mm Scrundle
ManWithTheMask13: please, call me by my title
RockPusher: sack-brained
tsuuisalie: just saw the post on bsky and had to join, love me some in person vintage cube
groulux: Ruffled for our pleasure
Mai_Andra: she ripple on my head until i smooth-brain?
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control_rig: Good tautology streamer
aquilonare: it comboes with the other card you picked lol
ManWithTheMask13: wheeler you ain't playing that card, who ya jokin
Diabore: mawp
TheDevil_Risen:
5
definenull: Hot hot hot
anhakha: sound ooch
Vinewood_OG: Mic 5, standing by
Paranundrox: @ManWithTheMask13 It casts the Giver and M&B
aquilonare: graham is like 1 card away from two seperate combos lol
Dog_of_Myth:
AllTheWeasels:
nan_de_mo_nai: we'll figure it out in pack 3
DarkSVermoth: they took the bait
Diabore: MIC 5!
hidingbox: Its fine just get Tamiyo in Pack 3
control_rig: Lol is it actualyl Mic 5?
oberon939: Mic 5!
terribleplan: Mic 5!
UtilityPunk: Mic 5 is for ASMR
TheDevil_Risen: another MOX
TheDevil_Risen: lets go!
A_Dub888: ach, Mine Collapse!
KharadBanar: Mein Kollaps?
nyc_mtg: +2 mine collapse lmao
TheDevil_Risen: nice LED too
Sorator13:
Graham
r10pez10: thanks adam
TheDevil_Risen: damm G with the cracked packs
NooninCaz: Not half bag there Graham
aquilonare: i'd actually pick exactly nadu over power there graham, but that's it
ManWithTheMask13: pack 1, pick 1, black lotus and sol ring
Vinewood_OG: Back to the canal!
imreallybored1991: this cube is NICE
Paranundrox: Reunited
UtilityPunk: I imagine the fun part of vintage powered cube is that it's the rocket tag format
imreallybored1991: that pack is so hot
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KharadBanar: the actual pronunciation of Wut rhymes with Groot
nyc_mtg: ned for skred
imreallybored1991: take the abs
Diabore: will work for skred
nyc_mtg: also pauper card mentioned
TheDevil_Risen: Need for Squee
aquilonare: dw wheeler, now james has to play against that card
Micalovits: Wut?
Boltarion: How ?
TheDevil_Risen: Wut?
KharadBanar: you got it Graham
TheDevil_Risen: Nani!
A_Dub888: vort
TheDevil_Risen: Wheeler has the Nut
Jaolen: wut is what you say when you’ve got 3 elves out
Sorator13:
aquilonare: it's broken graham trust
ManWithTheMask13: and then you ask them to say squirrel
ManWithTheMask13: The 1-2 mix
LowUpsideCJ: what's up six sided magic players
imreallybored1991: do it G
UtilityPunk: Good thing they've only screwed up Uncards, rrrriggght?
TheDevil_Risen: Jacked BunBun!
adambomb625: Who's cube is this?
SnowBuddy18: Wut and Gut
ManWithTheMask13: @LowUpsideCJ What's good, ambi-crossup soldier
anhakha: Wheeler's cube
Marvoleath: @adambomb625 Wheeler's
ekplayscards: happy Friday gamers
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Mind Goblin
r10pez10: hi ek
imreallybored1991: daaaaaamn
Dog_of_Myth: Hiya EK
TheDevil_Risen: sup EK
DarkSVermoth: these are some good old magic cards
ekplayscards: @r10pez10 heyooo ❤️
Boltarion: Is wheeler running any basics?
Paranundrox: They tried to make it function as close as possible but there's some edge cases
Paranundrox: Name Sticker Goblin doesn't exist outside of online
imreallybored1991: you already know big G
ekplayscards: GOT EM
sadfleck: that was incredible adam thank you
ManWithTheMask13: me when I'm crossing-up as Gief
pleonasticTautology: hi everyone
PhuzNutz: @Boltarion Probably a couple still. With Initiative and whatnot, you still want at target
ManWithTheMask13: "Do I dare splash"
LowUpsideCJ: @ManWithTheMask13 +2
NooninCaz: Draft half of every combo?
NooninCaz: Take nothing but fixing?
Boltarion: @PhuzNutz Just in shock how many lands wheeler took
SnowBuddy18: 5c everything with no fixing
ekplayscards: just ask all the people trying to be LSV drafting Storm
Painfully_Dyslexic: My girlfriend loves Wheeler's laugh XD
ManWithTheMask13: @LowUpsideCJ ty ty
ekplayscards: that’s real magic for real gamers right there
jadielady: bless you!
nyc_mtg: 58 commons? im in
Syntheticuh: hold on im doing something!
Bugberry: not so common commons
PhuzNutz: This stream is so perfect. I'm baking cookies for my local cube group's year end-event tomorrow.
lamina5432: everyone raren to go
Diabore: where does force of will fall? its technically an uncommon but has been reprinted at rare
PhuzNutz: Thanks Serge!
CrossXhunteR: he didnt get to feel the rain on his skin
Diabore: mythic rare*
UtilityPunk: We could use vintage masters collector boosters ngl. Gotta pump up those rarity numbers
ekplayscards: but serge BUH
NooninCaz: It'll be by original prints I think
TheDevil_Risen:
Paranundrox: Just draw a 10pt opener
pleonasticTautology: lmao of course i show up at the end of the draft
A_Dub888: Step 1: play Black Lotus, Step 2:
SymphonySolstice: and serge!
RechargeableFrenchman: No one else can speak the words on [Wheeler's] lips
pleonasticTautology: is there money left in the tarp budget this time of year for it to rain on wheeler's skin indoors?
northos:
@pleonasticTautology I think that's called a shower? 
SymphonySolstice: no tarps only a roll of paper towel
RechargeableFrenchman: Nah it's fine, "feel the rain on his skin" is a euphemism for "resolve Minsc & Boo"
RechargeableFrenchman: Usually followed shortly thereafter by "win the game"
PhuzNutz: @Boltarion I do love it when you Path a critter and oppoo derps (:
CrossXhunteR: brb, need to go listen to a natasha bedingfield song real quick
FatefulWaffle:
Pondering my frogs 
RechargeableFrenchman: @CrossXhunteR Pocketful of Sunshine, right?
pleonasticTautology:
@northos standing bath 
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: every time i watch vintage cube i remember how much i love orcish lumberjack
Diabore: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan its a good jacker
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Aceviru: Pikachu
Diabore: nope
A_Dub888: Jigglypuff seen from above
Diabore: nobody played midnight hunt
Cjcaesar: A mighty spell
Blip2004: Ragemon
control_rig: Howlpack Something Or Another
SymphonySolstice: do I look like I know what a magic card is
Iperithon: It's Pikachu!
Aceviru: @Diabore I was about to say this
WulfAether: I knew it involved the moon for reasons, couldn't remember the name though
r10pez10: wheeler isn't here that means we can win
Cjcaesar: And it thought it was going to be a normal moonrise
Diabore: looks lorwyn
control_rig: A Clique.
Aceviru: Ooh I actually know this haha
BloodnBullets: Oh i just put this in a deck.
TheDevil_Risen: looks like a fairy card
A_Dub888: looks Faek
GreenyTea: they're all Jigglypuff seen from above (TM)
NooninCaz: It's from the Eldraine Fae deck (UB)
CrossXhunteR: WoE fairies?
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Aceviru: Run it in my wizard deck
A_Dub888: mosswort
TheDevil_Risen: WoE Commander
NooninCaz: Mosswort Birdge
TheDevil_Risen: mosswort
larryoftheveil: Eldraine 4 mana turtle
WulfAether: Mosswort Bridge
TheDevil_Risen: yeah we got it
Cjcaesar: I don't like that land
nyc_mtg: wort wort wort
nan_de_mo_nai: straight up wortin it
BloodnBullets: So many lands ive never properly looked at the art before.
TheDevil_Risen: love hideaway
TheDevil_Risen: is a fun mechanic
larryoftheveil: void winnowed
A_Dub888: Can’t even
Diabore: 0 is even
Paranundrox: Void winnower
TheDevil_Risen: void winnower i agree
FatefulWaffle: Yes yes we know, you can't even
WulfAether: Si correcto
Dog_of_Myth: It's Pikachu
BloodnBullets: Enter the void.
FatefulWaffle: It's clefairy!
Cjcaesar: I thought it was an elf
WulfAether: One noodly boi
Cjcaesar: Desert
Diabore: sungrass prarie?
TheDevil_Risen: armogeddon
larryoftheveil: old battlefield forge?
FatefulWaffle: Shivan gorge?
Paranundrox: Firey Emancipation
Greendrag13: thats the RW filter!
WulfAether: One of the verges?
larryoftheveil: Sunpass gorge
dsil88: Flowstone wall
larryoftheveil: or something
TheDevil_Risen: ahh @Diabore i think you won
Paranundrox: Yeah
Diabore: FUCK
larryoftheveil: damn
FatefulWaffle: So close!
larryoftheveil: close
TheDevil_Risen: close
FatefulWaffle: My prairie is so rugged
Diabore: an omenpath thing?
control_rig: Search for tomorrow?
Twilight_Spark: Is this Pikachu?
tsuuisalie: search for tomorrow
AllTheWeasels: search for tomorrow
A_Dub888: search for tomorrow?
cmdrud87: search for tomorrow?
dsil88: That suspend rampant growth
WanderingOmen: definitely search for tomorrow
DMGlol: still a little blurry
Cjcaesar: No thats mega dimension
TheDevil_Risen: yeah search
FatefulWaffle: Search for yesterday
BloodnBullets: Hoopa
johnnylongtorso: Searching for Tomorrow by Coheed and Cambria?
FatefulWaffle: Volcanion
Aceviru:
@BloodnBullets
TheDevil_Risen: Dominaraia Commander really?
TheDevil_Risen: i thought there was an earlier printing
Paranundrox: Is this all using the newest printings of cards
Diabore: an chandra
AllTheWeasels: Chandra Hopes Beacon
AugmentingPath: zippotricks mcedgelord
larryoftheveil: Chandra ….. nalaar
FatefulWaffle: Awakened inferno?
missmollyjames: So many magic cards I dont know anymore
TheDevil_Risen: that is Chandra Hope's Bacon
Cjcaesar: nothing involving fire at all
tsuuisalie: shit its the commander masters chandra
adambomb625: Zippotricks McEdgelord
A_Dub888: Chandra Hopes Legacy?
tsuuisalie: the planeswalker deck one
CrossXhunteR: not hope's beacon?
FatefulWaffle: Ohhh, yeah it is Hope's Beacon (MoM)
Paranundrox: Is this the one that copies spells
tsuuisalie: not hope's beacon
TheDevil_Risen: MoC
Aceviru: The fire starter fox
AllTheWeasels: oh right this is the CMM one
TheDevil_Risen: no CMM
FatefulWaffle: Oh, is the cmm one
TheDevil_Risen: reprint
TheDevil_Risen: oof
larryoftheveil: tf
TheDevil_Risen: not bacon, legacy of fire
AllTheWeasels: right the other other chandra whose name is covered
A_Dub888: dang, I was close with the Legacy
Aceviru:
Aceviru: No more mons
DMGlol:
how do we get more punt counterpunt
FatefulWaffle: The other one, but not that one (there are 17 chandras)
Paranundrox: I'm a lot weaker on newer cards
missmollyjames: Good thing it's Vintage!
FatefulWaffle: Could it vintage?
CrossXhunteR: which holds are each players planning on using in this match
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elgenericosfavoriteorphan: alright, maybe some holds barred
YeetTheRich_: i thought he was retired
gkgaming5: is Kaho, Miami Ascendent + dramatic reversal too good?
FatefulWaffle:
I hold priority to cast 
niccus: ah the "normal guy" part of the olympics to start
LRRbot: Scalding Tarn | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
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Twilight_Spark: A truly sisphyean task.
AllTheWeasels: good start
missmollyjames: Off to a good start
A_Dub888: half right
control_rig: Scalding Mesa. Arid Tarn
pleonasticTautology: scalding mesa
FatefulWaffle: Ah yes, Arid Mesa, the blue/red fetch
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Swamp
FatefulWaffle: Wooded Tarn, Verdant Mesa
Paranundrox:
Can we get a Points Check on these decks
mordobuus: wait a second, Graham isn't the premier lands pilot
RockPusher: If your Tarn is Scolded, please see a doctor
LRRbot: Lutri, the Spellchaser [1{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Otter [3/2] | Companion — Each nonland card in your starting deck has a different name. / Flash / When Lutri enters, if you cast it, copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.
johnnylongtorso: we need a running total of the deck prices
TheDevil_Risen: nice otter
FatefulWaffle: If your scalding Tarn lasts more than one best of three, please see a level 2 judge
nyc_mtg: no need to be too careful, they're protected by Dragon Shield sleeves using code uhhh whatsit
FatefulWaffle: Something with a 5
CrossXhunteR: LRRMTG5 at checkout
mexfire: Web of Inertia does anyone play it
TheDevil_Risen: @nyc_mtg correct
TheDevil_Risen: !dragonshield
LRRbot: Booster Tutor [B] | Instant | Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)
control_rig: Ohhhhhh
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oooo baby
A_Dub888: Let us go
Aarek: welcome to crack a pack!
FatefulWaffle: Boosty toosty
goatprince: oh, great, i don't have another crack-a-pack to edit from this
LRRbot: Titania, Protector of Argoth [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Elemental [5/3] | When Titania enters, return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Whenever a land you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 5/3 green Elemental creature token.
Diabore: nadu!
LRRbot: Force of Negation [1UU] | Instant | If it's not your turn, you may exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target noncreature spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
mordobuus: set my Cameron freeeeeee
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. This ability triggers only twice each turn."
definenull: BIRD
LRRbot: Dress Down [1U] | Enchantment | Flash / When this enchantment enters, draw a card. / Creatures lose all abilities. / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this enchantment.
TheDevil_Risen: Nah, Don't
FatefulWaffle: How about you Nadon't?
LRRbot: Ocelot Pride [W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | First strike, lifelink / Ascend / At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. Then if you have the city's blessing, for each token you control that entered this turn, create a token that's a copy of it.
LRRbot: Subtlety [2UU] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, choose up to one target creature spell or planeswalker spell. Its owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. / Evoke—Exile a blue card from your hand.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: naduin it naduin it naduin it well
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
chaostreader: make sure to remove the card at the end of game, unless you don’t want to.
LRRbot: Flash [1U] | Instant | You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. If you do, sacrifice it unless you pay its mana cost reduced by {2}.
LRRbot: Lim-Dûl's Vault [UB] | Instant | Look at the top five cards of your library. As many times as you choose, you may pay 1 life, put those cards on the bottom of your library in any order, then look at the top five cards of your library. Then shuffle and put the last cards you looked at this way on top in any order.
LRRbot: Robber of the Rich [1R] | Creature — Human Archer Rogue [2/2] | Reach, haste / Whenever this creature attacks, if defending player has more cards in hand than you, exile the top card of their library. During any turn you attacked with a Rogue, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
Diabore: this is a bad pack for g
LRRbot: Trinket Mage [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an artifact card with mana value 1 or less, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Twilight_Spark: Lewding!?
CrossXhunteR: not a single card in your colors
CrossXhunteR: oh, there's more
themercenary1987: Graham Spamming
TheDevil_Risen: Lotus Petal OP
frozenphoenix7: @CrossXhunteR Titania
definenull: You eat the rest
definenull:
Fruan: They stay outside the game.
A_Dub888: How many abilities does Questing Beast have?
PhuzNutz: @Diabore Not at all, Nadu is a killer in his deck
Diabore: @PhuzNutz if he can make blue
FatefulWaffle: Do not eat the delicious cards
NooninCaz: He's thinking Nadu
FatefulWaffle: @a_dub888 all of them
themercenary1987: He's Na-Doing It!
FatefulWaffle: Nadid
LRRbot: Fanatic of Rhonas [1G] | Creature — Snake Druid [1/4] | {T}: Add {G}. / Ferocious — {T}: Add {G}{G}{G}{G}. Activate only if you control a creature with power 4 or greater. / Eternalize {2}{G}{G}
TheDevil_Risen: Danger Noodle!
iPsyop: my dumb ass would've taken the lotus petal thinking "this is storm count" lol..
johnnylongtorso: it's like Grand Nagus Zek
TheAwkes: Like the Grand Nagus
Micalovits: Pretty sure that is Rhonas face
LRRbot: Flame Slash [R] | Sorcery | Flame Slash deals 4 damage to target creature.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: bolt the snake
CrossXhunteR: im glad chat was immediately there for the grand nagus callout
LRRbot: Embereth Shieldbreaker // Battle Display | Embereth Shieldbreaker [1R] | Creature — Human Knight [2/1] // Battle Display [R] | Sorcery — Adventure | Destroy target artifact.
frozenphoenix7: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan Bolt the Bird, Slash the Snake
nyc_mtg: bolt the bird, slash the snake
themercenary1987: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan Slash the snake, surely?
frozenphoenix7: @nyc_mtg Heyyyyyyy
TheDevil_Risen: no adventure for james
PhuzNutz: Taskmaster of Rhonas would be a fun card. Do this silly thing to make X mana
nyc_mtg: @frozenphoenix7 beat me to it haha
Manitu_25: so far I like james' deck
LRRbot: Hedge Maze | Land — Forest Island | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
@themercenary1987 
Aceviru: The art for those card treatments banged
themercenary1987: Same braincell all of us!
Diabore: uh oh
TheDevil_Risen: niceee
A_Dub888: I’m sure that’s fine to have in the graveyard
adambomb625: Had to look up Grand Nagus, but yeah that 100% checks out
Paranundrox: Reanimate time
NooninCaz: Graham consults the newspaper
themercenary1987: Soooo... Reanimate anyone?
pleonasticTautology: okay better question than the rarity question: @LoadingReadyRun how much of the deck is german?
CrossXhunteR: i remember one with Adam playing a blue containing canlander deck and having the cheat sheet
TheDevil_Risen: 30% or so
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
themercenary1987: THERE IT IS
Micalovits: Eewwwww
LRRbot: Archon of Cruelty [6BB] | Creature — Archon [6/6] | Flying / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, target opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice, discards a card, and loses 3 life. You draw a card and gain 3 life.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh
Diabore: so g to 15
FatefulWaffle: HE DID THE THING
A_Dub888: powerful. Magic
missmollyjames: yayyyy
control_rig: Gross
Aceviru: What is this, modern?
YeetTheRich_: it's always open
FatefulWaffle: Game 2?
Manitu_25: heck yeah! (censored for serge <3)
Paranundrox: @Diabore More like go to game 2
frozenphoenix7: I remember a FNPF when Adam borrowed a bunch of cards/a deck for Commander and didn't know what a foreign card did, but the person right before him in the turn order played the exact same card
Aceviru: ^
Paranundrox: Surveil Lands are incredibly strong
JinaMahavira: Cultivate]
TheDevil_Risen: yeah surveil lands are busted
themercenary1987: Concordant Crossroads
definenull: OR attacks?!?
LRRbot: Emberwilde Captain [3R] | Creature — Djinn Pirate [4/2] | When this creature enters, you become the monarch. / Whenever an opponent attacks you while you're the monarch, this creature deals damage to that player equal to the number of cards in their hand.
benjamin_wheeler: also a reminder to remove the Booster Tutor card from your deck
Marvoleath: !card concordant crossing
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
mexfire: concorded crossroads
septomin: !card instill energy
LRRbot: Instill Energy [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can attack as though it had haste. / {0}: Untap enchanted creature. Activate only during your turn and only once each turn.
xblue007: !card concordant crossroads
LRRbot: Concordant Crossroads [G] | World Enchantment | All creatures have haste.
Paranundrox: Captain not long for this world
themercenary1987: @benjamin_wheeler Awww its not repeatable? Frankly just love it's in the cube!
MegaDosX: APNAP importantly means Emberwilde won't include the draw off Archon
Aceviru:
In a vault
Paranundrox: @themercenary1987 Booster Tutor is just need to remember to take out Nadu between games
LRRbot: Icetill Explorer [2GG] | Creature — Insect Scout [2/4] | You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / You may play lands from your graveyard. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, mill a card.
Diabore: @themercenary1987 booster tutor is repeatable, but nadu comes out aftert this game
mexfire: crossroads effect your opponents creatures
MegaDosX: Oh dear lord
definenull: Oh no he he has the striplock too?
FatefulWaffle: HE'S REACHING FOR HIS EXPLORER
MegaDosX: Graham this is filthy lmao
CrossXhunteR: graham is cooking with gas
TheDevil_Risen: wasteland his nonbasic
TheDevil_Risen:
themercenary1987: Ahhh! I misinterpreted! My apologies!
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LowUpsideCJ: do y'all think icetill has enough text on it
mexfire: no
adambomb625: doesn't let you play lands of top of deck
FatefulWaffle: @lowupsidecj give it vigilance
TheDevil_Risen: NICE
mexfire: it needs more
themercenary1987: Is Icetill the Landfall Questing Beast?
NooninCaz: Rather that than Q Beast
iPsyop: jesus Graham lol..
MegaDosX: Graham, holy heck
Aceviru: @LowUpsideCJ Not when Questing Beast was also revealed
Jaolen: love this
DiscordianTokkan: Oh and he can just REPEAT that. Dang
Paranundrox: Just how he drew it up
themercenary1987: So Graham getting an invite to the next North 100 showdon then ?
TheDevil_Risen: @DiscordianTokkan yep
LRRbot: Grief [2BB] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Menace / When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Evoke—Exile a black card from your hand.
LowUpsideCJ: @Aceviru you're so right give it more
Jaolen: lmaoooo
definenull: Is vintage cube the gateway into canlander?
NooninCaz: STARK
Paranundrox: Stop stop he's already dead
MegaDosX: Graham Stark.
Aceviru: Pour one out
Diabore: i would have hit the castable one
Paranundrox: @diabore well it's purely academic at this point anyways
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: get dack'd
frozenphoenix7: I uh, I'm not sure it matters.
LRRbot: Seasoned Pyromancer [1RR] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | When this creature enters, discard two cards, then draw two cards. For each nonland card discarded this way, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token. / {3}{R}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create two 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens.
Micalovits: I don't think james has a way to win tbf
DiscordianTokkan: Old Peezy
Paranundrox: Correct
MegaDosX: Seezy Peezy
TheDevil_Risen: pwyro!
KharadBanar: Seasoned Peasoned
Manitu_25: GG
Paranundrox: Don't forget to take out Nadu
MegaDosX: That was disgusting
themercenary1987: Hot Damn Strark
MegaDosX: I'm all about it
Diabore: powerful magic feels so good
iPsyop: what you did was meaner than Nadu lol..
definenull: Nadu didn't even get cast? F tier unplayable
Paranundrox: Yeah that Hedge Maze ended things on the spot
NooninCaz: Graham: Booster Tutors just for aura points
mexfire: season pyro does the the discard affect the draws
MegaDosX: No
Aceviru: @Paranundrox This
themercenary1987: I BELIEVE IN YOU JAMES
CrossXhunteR: @mexfire can you rephrase this question
MegaDosX: You discard two cards and draw two cards when Seasoned Pyromancer enters, what matters in terms of discarding is the 1/1s you make if you discard cards
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i have so much trouble figuring out cuts in sideboarding
sadfleck:
iPsyop: James actively mulling to force of will lol..
MegaDosX: !card seasoned pyromancer
LRRbot: Seasoned Pyromancer [1RR] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | When this creature enters, discard two cards, then draw two cards. For each nonland card discarded this way, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token. / {3}{R}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create two 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: powered cube drafts are so much fun
Dog_of_Myth: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
BronzePanda: Because you do it wrong Graham! >:c
mexfire: so when the creature seasons pyromancer enters do you have to discard 2 to draw the cards
CrossXhunteR: graham, P1P1 black lotus or sol ring?
ContingentCat:
braise cude
NooninCaz: @mexfire No
lochnessseammonster:
i was hoping to see james do mono red 
DarkSVermoth: chat backseats!? never! preposterous!
LRRbot: Scalding Tarn | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
A_Dub888: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
NooninCaz: The draw 2 is independent of what you discard, the elementals are tied to it
LRRbot: Exploration [G] | Enchantment | You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
themercenary1987: Oh damn
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh dang
hd_dabnado: oh noooo
MegaDosX: !card fastbond
LRRbot: Fastbond [G] | Enchantment | You may play any number of lands on each of your turns. / Whenever you play a land, if it wasn't the first land you played this turn, this enchantment deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Ignoble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.
themercenary1987: Ignoby Gobey
Mr_Bitterness: At least Exploration also lets you play extra lands
Boltarion: Whenever I watch wheeler cube I always ask how
definenull: Turn 2 4 mana QB?
Diabore: i would have loved if graham played fastbond and got to learn that interaction with exploration
johnnylongtorso: when's the Nintendo UB set?
Aceviru: @definenull Not unless there's multiples
Sorator13: !card fastbond
LRRbot: Fastbond [G] | Enchantment | You may play any number of lands on each of your turns. / Whenever you play a land, if it wasn't the first land you played this turn, this enchantment deals 1 damage to you.
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LRRbot: Badgermole Cub [1G] | Creature — Badger Mole [2/2] | When this creature enters, earthbend 1. / Whenever you tap a creature for mana, add an additional {G}.
mexfire: @NooninCaz it says discard 2 then draw 2 cards thats why im confused
CrossXhunteR: this one's new
Sorator13: Oh, yeah, that does not work nicely with Exploration
definenull: He's ramping!
LRRbot: Fyndhorn Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
Micalovits: G was about to ramp to like 20 on t3
NooninCaz: @mexfire Yes, but there's no "if you do". It's "discard two if you can, then draw 2 no matter what"
Mr_Bitterness: Ah yes, the ramp into nothing
BronzePanda: is it rectangular?
Jaolen: graham coulda hardcasted archon next turn with that badger mole cub
Diabore: @Sorator13 yeah, fastbond is really good for playing multiple lands, but does not play nicely with more land drop cards
nyc_mtg: edlemuuuut, edlemuuut every morning you buff me
CrossXhunteR: what set are G's forest from?
A_Dub888: some absolute melon
frozenphoenix7: @mexfire So it's wording just means you have to discard 2 cards if you have cards in hand, and then draw 2 cards. There are some cards that specifically say "if you do, draw cards per discarded, etc." that directly link the discarding cards to the drawing cards.
themercenary1987: Was Fyndhorn Elves the card needed in the "Toil for Foil" From that Friday Nights Ep?
85Hawk: ramp into nothing is my next band name
nan_de_mo_nai: it's an ixidron
nan_de_mo_nai: 🤓
Painfully_Dyslexic: I do love lands with the brown boarders
LRRbot: Embereth Shieldbreaker // Battle Display | Embereth Shieldbreaker [1R] | Creature — Human Knight [2/1] // Battle Display [R] | Sorcery — Adventure | Destroy target artifact.
hidingbox: Also fastbond great with draw 7s for obvious reasons
Greyah: Those forests are probably my favorite forest art.
definenull: Yup that was the right word order
lochnessseammonster: @themercenary1987 it was llanowar elves
Diabore: @hidingbox 4 mana sheoldred also really good with draw 7's, you gain 14 life! (and probably kill your op)
stnrwzrd: urza's saga forests are soooo cool tho
hidingbox: @Diabore True true
BronzePanda: MY favorite basics are Urza's Saga lands
Painfully_Dyslexic: what is the easiest to buy foreign language cards?
LRRbot: Booster Tutor [B] | Instant | Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: lets goooo
themercenary1987: @lochnessseammonster That was it. And it was Mystic Elf that was the Taco to Llanowar Elves Burrito
PorpoisesUnknown: WE TUTORING???
Aceviru: Hahahah
Aceviru: Love Serge
Diabore: bill!
Paranundrox: Unfortunate hand
stnrwzrd: @Painfully_Dyslexic probs japanese
themercenary1987: OOOOO THE BILL
Diabore: its frog
Aceviru: Jesus
Diabore: you can make blue, its probably frog
themercenary1987: I'd be grabbing Bill here
A_Dub888: uh ohhh, Bristlyyy
themercenary1987: Especially with Exploration
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
stnrwzrd: is that the bomba? goblin bomba?
Micalovits: I hope G has like.... Emrakul or something in hand
lochnessseammonster:
@themercenary1987 love that bit
Diabore: oh right red is on the table
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A_Dub888: hierarch taps for red (hypothetical)
Painfully_Dyslexic: sorry I meant what is the easiest way to buy foreign cards
hd_dabnado: im a sucker for the phoenix
Paranundrox: You are leaning on the Hierarch to recast though
LRRbot: Talisman of Curiosity [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
themercenary1987: Intresting
stnrwzrd: okayyyy....
LRRbot: Leovold, Emissary of Trest [BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Advisor [3/3] | Each opponent can't draw more than one card each turn. / Whenever you or a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card.
stnrwzrd: nice
Diabore: rip leo
LRRbot: Daze [1U] | Instant | You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
gibbousm: !decklist
letsbelgo: dazed
hidingbox: shame land in hand
YeetTheRich_: oofa
Micalovits: xD
frozenphoenix7: Yeeeeeeeeeeep
Diabore: NOOOO
PorpoisesUnknown: nooooooo
hidingbox: shame mox even worse
Boltarion: Lol
iPsyop: LMFAO
themercenary1987: Ahhh - Well....
NooninCaz: Oof
TheDevil_Risen: OOF
PorpoisesUnknown: :?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wow
Mustang_Redcloak:
letsbelgo: welcome to the club
lamina5432:
corpocracy: Yeah... That's how you learn about Daze
missmollyjames: *Graham could have paid for the Daze if he played the Mox first
85Hawk: do t daze me bro
Paranundrox: Walk it off walk it off
Diabore: the classic get dazed/force spiked, shame land
PorpoisesUnknown: on the bright side Daze the masterpiece looks beautiful
scrambled_doot: Daze comes for us all
pleonasticTautology: G-D
Paranundrox: @Diabore Never gets easier
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeah i love that art
LRRbot: Tishana's Tidebinder [2U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [3/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, counter up to one target activated or triggered ability. If an ability of an artifact, creature, or planeswalker is countered this way, that permanent loses all abilities for as long as this creature remains on the battlefield.
iPsyop: yepp
nyc_mtg: helll yeah
Manitu_25: dayuuum
hypethos: powerful magic
pleonasticTautology: w o w
stnrwzrd: hahahaha
Manitu_25: ruthless james over here
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: tidebind the exalted trigger is so mean
mexfire: how do you guys feel about modern horizons II
PhuzNutz: Nice
Boltarion: Ouch
themercenary1987: And makes it a 0/1 with no ablilites
NooninCaz: James determined not to be a punching bag
iPsyop: hahahahahahaha tidebinder the ignoble XD
corpocracy: Incredible
CrossXhunteR: now who has the clock
CrossXhunteR: tidebinder is a fun card for some rules headaches
Paranundrox: Must have Dismember in hand
LRRbot: Ramunap Excavator [2G] | Creature — Snake Cleric [2/3] | You may play lands from your graveyard.
themercenary1987: Try again
LRRbot: Stern Scolding [U] | Instant | Counter target creature spell with power or toughness 2 or less.
nyc_mtg: oh we're gaming now
definenull: Oh James is playing rude.dec
themercenary1987: Oh my James on Izzet Control?
Fruan: Fool of a snek!
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
superdude097: Love me a Stern Scolding
stnrwzrd: LMFAOOOOO
Diabore: james is hateful this game
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: hell yeaah blow up the mox
A_Dub888: @definenull sure is
LRRbot: Abhorrent Oculus [2U] | Creature — Eye [5/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile six cards from your graveyard. / Flying / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, manifest dread.
hd_dabnado: the occy way
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: OCCULUS
themercenary1987: Big Eye
nyc_mtg: the ocky way, suuure suuuure
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: bigh eye
CrossXhunteR: creature type: eye
stnrwzrd:
amam741: @CrossXhunteR one time I Tidebinder’d to counter an ability that an aura had given a creature, removing all of the creature’s other static abilities that I actually cared about
LowUpsideCJ: the vegas sphere
mexfire: is earthbend going to be a thing in vintage
themercenary1987: @mexfire Probably, Feels Busted in some silly ways
LRRbot: Tear Asunder [1G] | Instant | Kicker {1}{B} / Exile target artifact or enchantment. If this spell was kicked, exile target nonland permanent instead.
nyc_mtg: if they printed it in Ixalan it'd be creature type - Aye
CrossXhunteR: i miss this card in standard
Diabore: @CrossXhunteR which card?
CrossXhunteR: @Diabore tear asunder
Diabore: fair
LRRbot: Spirebluff Canal | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
Diabore: nope
LRRbot: Emberwilde Captain [3R] | Creature — Djinn Pirate [4/2] | When this creature enters, you become the monarch. / Whenever an opponent attacks you while you're the monarch, this creature deals damage to that player equal to the number of cards in their hand.
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Diabore: still a 4/2
definenull: Not for the pain
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
Diabore: icetill?
Aceviru: No pain, just gain
dm818: mox jet too?
mexfire: it was tapped with love
LRRbot: Eternal Witness [1GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When this creature enters, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
imreallybored1991: o no way its Graham the premium lands pilot of the format
CrossXhunteR: so nice, it makes you shuffle twice
hidingbox: booster tutor is the fun option though
Diabore: booster tutor can just win
anhakha: Boooo...
CrossXhunteR: it could even be a boat
LRRbot: Mystic Confluence [3UU] | Instant | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand. / • Draw a card.
imreallybored1991: LOL volcanic in this cube bruhh
A_Dub888: where’s archon of cruelty when you need it
letsbelgo: ez
themercenary1987: SUDDEN DEATH
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: hell yeah james
Aceviru: Fish back on the menu
NooninCaz: James' deck actually quite good
superdude097: Did G remove the Booster card?
Issurru: James Send Help but not for ME Turner
mexfire: can beej interpret what gram is saying
imreallybored1991: yeah dude james is goated af
Aceviru: That sounds great
themercenary1987: Its a warmer Deck
amam741: Those are the good cards Paul. Morally
Aceviru: It's a correct take, James
mexfire: block constructed
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i preferred my boosters in 8 track
PhuzNutz: Cubes restricted to that era are fantastic
Quarthian: I think you should should start at 10th edition personally
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NooninCaz: What does that start from? Zendikar?
UtilityPunk: Yep, Chains of Mephistophelibrary book
Metalupis: i want my knees to work correctly again
Vinewood_OG:
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themercenary1987: Library DVD's are not the same as Blockbustrer DVD's
KharadBanar: @mexfire Blockbuster Constructed
AzureOfTheFlumes: hello hello! Excited to finally catch the stream instead of just watching the youtube vod
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i'd like my back to not hurt constantly yeah
LowUpsideCJ: also support your local library
PhuzNutz: !card takklemaggot
LRRbot: Takklemaggot [2BB] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, put a −0/−1 counter on that creature. / When enchanted creature dies, that creature's controller chooses a creature that this card could enchant. If the player does, return this card to the battlefield under your control attached to that creature. If they don't, return this card to the battlefield under your control as a non-Aura enchantment…
Sorator13: @AzureOfTheFlumes welcome! we're in game 3 of match 1
lochnessseammonster:
i love getting dvd's at the library 
hidingbox: Powerful nothing, as Garfield intended
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: fastbond exploration! lol
amam741: just trust the deck
AzureOfTheFlumes: @Sorator13 Ah thanks! What are the decks here?
Omnipotrevor: nothing but fuel. Run it.
Diabore: sure cant
ContingentCat: Libraries are great, depending where you are they might have more than you'd think, mine has a 3D printer
groulux: YES! I want to be able to drink orange soda and eat pizza pockets for a week while playing golden eye with my buddies! Withous any od us getting sick or a divorce!
Juliamon: AzureOfTheFlumes They were drafted earlier so there's no deck list, but the card list is here:
Juliamon: !deck
Diabore: city of brass mana confluence yeah
Greyah: You can kill someone by twiddling their city, yeah.
johnnylongtorso: erberg mentioned
Micalovits: But you can kill someone with city of brass and bolt if you are at 1!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @Greyah ..phrasing?
AzureOfTheFlumes: Ah just meant, what are the archetypes? It looks/sounds like Graham is on Fastbond/lands combo; what about James?
TehAmelie: yeah, i have had occasions when it's been "oh yay one more land, but wait, I have Fastbond"
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iPsyop: I won a game of premodern off of tapping an opponents city of brass for 6 turns, we were both flooded XD
Aceviru: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan Aww yeah
frozenphoenix7: @Micalovits Ah, rules of casting a spell.
LRRbot: Undercity Sewers | Land — Island Swamp | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
Mustang_Redcloak: Yea, but City of Brass is a trigger that goes on the stack, so you can be at 1 use it and when before the trigger resolves
Quarthian: It really is
KharadBanar: !card harvester of misery
LRRbot: Harvester of Misery [3BB] | Creature — Spirit [5/4] | Menace / When this creature enters, other creatures get −2/−2 until end of turn. / {1}{B}, Discard this card: Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Vinewood_OG: Bumper crop round here
NooninCaz: A good crop of <checks notes> miserableness
Diabore: walking through time
CrossXhunteR: it's a direct to modern card, right
themercenary1987: Oh hey Jeremy's Time Walk
LRRbot: Fyndhorn Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Stern Scolding [U] | Instant | Counter target creature spell with power or toughness 2 or less.
Mr_Bitterness: In this timeline, you have a Time Walk
themercenary1987: MAke sure you don't groundhog yourselves
mexfire: time walk restart the day
Territan: I'm sorry, what about horn-elves?
PhuzNutz: @themercenary1987 Phrasing
johnnylongtorso: @themercenary1987 Jeremy walked in time today
iPsyop: turns out taking extra turns is always good
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
30teracyte: its an explore in the phase of the game where explores are good
amam741: there are very few bad time walks
PhuzNutz: Time Walk is sometimes just ramp
LRRbot: Harvester of Misery [3BB] | Creature — Spirit [5/4] | Menace / When this creature enters, other creatures get −2/−2 until end of turn. / {1}{B}, Discard this card: Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
CrossXhunteR: does it have a ghost cowboy hat
AzureOfTheFlumes: I play Scapeshift Turns in Canlander and sometimes Time Walk is explore and even then it still feels good
Micalovits: 0 mana explore even
LRRbot: Dack Fayden [1UR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Dack [3] | [+1]: Target player draws two cards, then discards two cards. / [−2]: Gain control of target artifact. / [−6]: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell that targets one or more permanents, gain control of those permanents."
amam741: play a land, draw a card, untap your mana!
hidingbox: in fact, still broken when doing that
couchboyj: Explore is a high floor
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: get Dack'd
PhuzNutz: @Micalovits Seems good
Mustang_Redcloak: RIP, Greatest Thief in the Multiverse
MegaDosX: "Who put these cards in the deck?"
lamina5432: @Mustang_Redcloak stolen from us to soon
KharadBanar: !card fear of missing out
LRRbot: Fear of Missing Out [1R] | Enchantment Creature — Nightmare [2/3] | When this creature enters, discard a card, then draw a card. / Delirium — Whenever this creature attacks for the first time each turn, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, untap target creature. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
LRRbot: Leovold, Emissary of Trest [BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Advisor [3/3] | Each opponent can't draw more than one card each turn. / Whenever you or a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card.
LRRbot: Daze [1U] | Instant | You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
Aceviru: Yup
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yess
PhuzNutz: Go James!
Diabore: if leo resolved you wouldnt have to kill dack
themercenary1987: Graham Restoring the Sacred Timeline there
CrossXhunteR: where art thou, giant scary eyeball
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target land.
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AzureOfTheFlumes: Strip Mine not in the Fastbond deck? : (
AzureOfTheFlumes: tragic
Mr_Bitterness: Graham does have Wasteland
detectiveYarmas: @AzureOfTheFlumes just wasteland
LRRbot: Ramunap Excavator [2G] | Creature — Snake Cleric [2/3] | You may play lands from your graveyard.
Sorator13: Oop
Diabore: @AzureOfTheFlumes not in the fastbond ramunap icetill deck
NooninCaz: Under other circumstances I'd totally be rooting for James' pile of cardboard suffering here
Metalupis: both of these decks are def things i would be happy doing in draft
amam741: the dream of surveilling a land with this board state
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
A_Dub888: The two times G played Reanimate, he brought back the card he’d binned with a surveil land
LRRbot: Grief [2BB] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Menace / When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Evoke—Exile a black card from your hand.
NooninCaz: True-Name?!
hidingbox: That would have been hilarious if it worked that way
LRRbot: Emberwilde Captain [3R] | Creature — Djinn Pirate [4/2] | When this creature enters, you become the monarch. / Whenever an opponent attacks you while you're the monarch, this creature deals damage to that player equal to the number of cards in their hand.
Aceviru: Fish are cooked
amam741: Long James, long may he reign
AzureOfTheFlumes: And so began the reign...
amam741: *King
Paranundrox: TNN not at its best vs double menace
Paranundrox: Same with the Monarch
LRRbot: Hedge Maze | Land — Forest Island | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
amam741: King Graham, long may he reign
themercenary1987: NOOOOOOOO
Mr_Bitterness: Oh no the Turner Curse!
DarkSVermoth: the flooding
NooninCaz: Hail King Stark!
amam741: well they knew it was going to be a menace and were just labeling it in advance
tehfewl: 2 mox Stark they call him
nyc_mtg: pauper all star snuff out
frozenphoenix7: All the elementals have keywords(and 3 of them even have flash + something else) + etb.
themercenary1987: So graham just built a highlander deck then
hidingbox: Seems dece having double mox
Micalovits: Awww, no MD emrakull
dm818: icetill
amam741: I miss Glorybringer
Aceviru: Snappy walk would've been great to see
amam741: I played it in Historic before it got powercrept out
Micalovits: Probably correct
humangarbagio: Glory Be, to Glory B
A_Dub888: a little reanimation as a treat
KharadBanar: I activate Fluidcycling
definenull: stretch break
Aceviru: @KharadBanar Tishanas tidebinder
KharadBanar: @Aceviru stifle
dsil88: That slide reminds me to ask: LRR are we getting more Punt CounterPunt anytime soon?
Juliamon: It's retired
Aceviru:
Pikachu!!
dsil88: @Juliamon darn
Juliamon: (unless Hasbro/WotC feel like offering money for it, which they don't)
CompleatedPinkie: Feels like I'm sitting in a movie theatre, waiting for the trailers to start...
Mindfire13: Yotian disident?
MegaDosX: That is a Yotian Dissident
Quarthian: What was punt counterpunt?
MegaDosX: Love this card in my Dyadrine deck
WulfAether: Spitting Image
dsil88: @Quarthian Sketch mtg Debate show
VinylMinty: ^
VinylMinty: Yeh splitting image
Juliamon: Quarthian Wheeler and Nelly debating which of two 'similar' cards is better
definenull: todayyyy
KharadBanar: @Juliamon The silver lining is that WotC has started paying Kathleen for other content in the meantime, with her position on some creative text teams
DiscordianTokkan: "TODAY"
Quarthian: Oh that does sound like fun to watch
Juliamon: which eventually descented into some truly unhinged content
Juliamon: *descended
Aceviru: Eyyy Adam v Serge
Juliamon: look em up on the lrrmtg yt later
Juliamon: they're VERY good
Sorator13: you got this, Adam
dsil88: Unhingged is putting it mildly haha
LowUpsideCJ: sell baby sell
SabinMoonshadow: Cube on Titans
e_bloc: lets get ready to high rolllllllll
definenull: ?!?
lamina5432: premier vintage cube drafters of the format
Dog_of_Myth:
Diabore: hey adam, arms looking big
Aceviru: HHah aww
lochnessseammonster:
thanks i hate it
ensiferous3: Leyline of win
DiscordianTokkan: SaviCAN not SaviCAN'T. (he's not SaviCan either)
AzureOfTheFlumes: oh heck yes
Mustang_Redcloak:
Aceviru: Bites lip. Damn
LosSpikey: Savidandan, best fish in the game
LRRbot: Everflowing Chalice [0] | Artifact | Multikicker {2} / This artifact enters with a charge counter on it for each time it was kicked. / {T}: Add {C} for each charge counter on this artifact.
Diabore: powerful starts
LRRbot: Sensei's Divining Top [1] | Artifact | {1}: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Draw a card, then put this artifact on top of its owner's library.
CrossXhunteR: mmm, top
DiscordianTokkan:
nyc_mtg: storm is 3
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh baby
KharadBanar: turn 1 metalcraft
hidingbox: 5c control v academy, tale as old as time
e_bloc: what a fast start.....oh nm top
tehfewl: serge never in the library
NooninCaz: Next comes the Hovermyr
LRRbot: Raffine's Tower | Land — Plains Island Swamp | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
definenull: top is not okay :<
e_bloc: 1 top activation
Diabore: thats our "poker face" yager
Micalovits: I miss top being Legacy legal
LosSpikey: Either good or german
Sorator13: chat, would you rather have Library or Top?
LRRbot: Consider [U] | Instant | Surveil 1. / Draw a card.
e_bloc: library it's worth infinitely more
CrossXhunteR: there is a battlefield in riftbound that is reminiscent of Top, and im surprised that they went ahead with making an effect like that now
Diabore: @e_bloc this
LowUpsideCJ: pay libraries more
LRRbot: The Mightstone and Weakstone [5] (melds with: Urza, Lord Protector; into: Urza, Planeswalker) | Legendary Artifact — Powerstone | When The Mightstone and Weakstone enters, choose one — / • Draw two cards. / • Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn. / {T}: Add {C}{C}. This mana can't be spent to cast nonartifact spells.
Micalovits: I want top, spinning is so much fun
Sorator13: that's what I figured
Micalovits: But I also used to be a dirty counter top player
AzureOfTheFlumes: I've never gotten to Counterbalance Top and I long to one day do so
superdude097: Was it snowing on the overlay last round?
DiscordianTokkan: I got the special edition of the Mouth of Madness, and it truly demonstrates the horrors of Southern Ontario
Diabore: yup
definenull: valueee
hidingbox: @Micalovits Used to? Once a counter top player always a counter top player. Even when they banned it out.
Mustang_Redcloak: Is that an Arabian Nights mountain?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: so...much...VALUE!
CrossXhunteR: both players are absolutely gaming so far
A_Dub888: pog dog
Micalovits: Nah, turned into a degenerate goblins player and never looked back
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: so much gaming
NonchalantAvenger: Adam's so chill
DarkSVermoth: not even turn 4 and already so many interactions
Diabore: once more into the grimmae
e_bloc: 2
LRRbot: Sensei's Divining Top [1] | Artifact | {1}: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Draw a card, then put this artifact on top of its owner's library.
YeetTheRich_: learn to top, chat
KharadBanar: both players are doing nothing powerfully
Mr_Bitterness: @NonchalantAvenger It's the Magic equivalent of footsies
LRRbot: Frantic Search [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
itsr67: in response I topppp
e_bloc: don't forget the hidden text "add 10 minutes to the game"
CrossXhunteR: do it every turn, and make sure to deliberate a bunch each time to ensure you go over time
NonchalantAvenger: great with Miracle
definenull: uh oh
CrossXhunteR: this is banned in some format, right?
Fruan: Frantic Search would be a perfect Magic card if lands never tapped for more than 1 mana
Micalovits: Legacy, but could probably be unbanned
NooninCaz: Top? Yes
superdude097: !card blightsteel collosus
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Talisman of Progress [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
frozenphoenix7: Technically not a trigger, but a replacement effect for Blightsteel.
e_bloc: I forget is that the one that skips the graveyard
hidingbox: both sides have decks which are pretty much only vintage legal
LRRbot: Lion's Eye Diamond [0] | Artifact | Discard your hand, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.
Diabore: talisman of progers
definenull: oh no serge built storm
frozenphoenix7: @e_bloc Yes.
AzureOfTheFlumes: !card Blightsteeel Colossus
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Kaldra Compleat [7] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Indestructible / Equipped creature gets +5/+5 and has first strike, trample, indestructible, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, exile that creature." / Equip {7}
MegaDosX: !card blightsteel colossus
LRRbot: Blightsteel Colossus [{12}] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Golem [11/11] | Trample, infect, indestructible / If Blightsteel Colossus would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Blightsteel Colossus and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.
CrossXhunteR: wait
AllTheWeasels: uh
nan_de_mo_nai: SERGE
Micalovits: Thats not how LED works
Jaolen: juuuudge
LRRbot: Remand [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it into its owner's hand instead of into that player's graveyard. / Draw a card.
nan_de_mo_nai: JUDGE GET HIM
MegaDosX:
Gotta spell it right chat
dm818: judge!
ensiferous3: Thats not how LED works
CrossXhunteR: LED is as an instant
PhuzNutz: YASSSS!!!
Mustang_Redcloak:
AllTheWeasels:
Stardackk: oh no
itsr67: judge
evethernet: juuuuudge
e_bloc: @frozenphoenix7 thank you!
Stardackk: the judge doing this
Diabore: that doesnt work anymore right?
Sorator13:
DarkSVermoth: serge with the entire mana acceleration
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itsr67: can only use LED as an instant
Paranundrox: That is not how LED works
VinylMinty: JUDGE
CrossXhunteR: they errata'd it
itsr67: Not a mana source
MegaDosX: LED can only be done as an instant
ensiferous3: Can't be used as a mana source
Jaolen: LED is errataed to be an instant
VinylMinty: LED is an instant!
Marvoleath:
LED is sorcery speed only
AzureOfTheFlumes: LED specifically says only as an instant
superdude097: Can only activate LED as an Instant
Fruan: LED doesn't work that way Serge
Stardackk: its at instant speed
MegaDosX: !card lions eye diamond
itsr67: It specifies
Marvoleath: *instant
hd_dabnado: chaaaat
gganley1: LED isn’t a mana ability
AllTheWeasels: It is only as an instant, not as a mana source
DMGlol:
A_Dub888: !card lions eye diamond
LRRbot: Lion's Eye Diamond [0] | Artifact | Discard your hand, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.
Fruan: It never worked that way
frozenphoenix7: > Discard your hand, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant. is its current oracle text
e_bloc: !card lion's eye diamond
superdude097: !card Lion's Eye Diamond
LRRbot: Lion's Eye Diamond [0] | Artifact | Discard your hand, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.
Micalovits: Haven't done so in like... 20+ years
Paranundrox: You can't activate it with the spell on the stack
CrossXhunteR: we're beyond it now
Hewdra: @gganley1 it is a mana ability, just one with a timing restriction.
tehfewl: led famously never worked that way
DiscordianTokkan: I guess because of the hand discard?
definenull: lets just move on?
e_bloc: let it roll
itsr67:
Spades_Slicc: How are you supposed to use Lion's Eye Diamond, pay ability costs only?
CrossXhunteR: i still don't understand how to use LED well outside of like Breach stuff
Marvoleath: @Spades_Slicc spells from graveyard, most commonly Echo of Eons
e_bloc:
oh actually the german one didnt get errata, you could use it that way with that version
YeetTheRich_: funnily enought the german oracle text on scryfall still says it's a mana abilty
definenull: thank you wheeler
Marvoleath: or float a bunch of mana before you draw
Fruan: @CrossXhunteR You basically don't, which is why it was a 1 dollar card for over a decade.
YeetTheRich_: so german LED should work the way serge wants it to
Hewdra:
@Spades_Slicc that's the tricky thing to figure out with it mostly people use it for flashback, escape, or after casting a tutor before the tutor resolves
gkgaming5: should I build mono blue kaho?
hypethos: how much has happened since the james graham game?
e_bloc: serge the ultimate angle shooter
e_bloc: 3
YeetTheRich_: Spiele diese Fähigkeit wie eine Manaquelle.
PhuzNutz: Serge Manfield?
Jaolen: it’s only really used in storm lines because of the errata yeah
Dr_fragenstien: that's why you only see them in storm lines
LRRbot: Jetmir's Garden | Land — Mountain Forest Plains | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
e_bloc: "clearly"
Morrigan9: german led, more efficient
e_bloc: thats a big change!
MegaDosX:
Library is such a fair and balanced card
LRRbot: Seasoned Dungeoneer [3W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/4] | When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever you attack, target attacking Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, or Wizard gains protection from creatures until end of turn. It explores.
Diabore: serge in troubs
MegaDosX: Oh boy
CrossXhunteR: woo for the initiative
A_Dub888: uh ohhhh, seasyyyyy
Fruan: Everyone keeps talked about 'because of the errata' and I want to be very clear - LED always worked that way, the errata was just to keep it consistant with 6th ed rules updates.
MegaDosX: It just keeps on going
CrossXhunteR: is it seezy deezy or WPA that is pointed in canlander?
Micalovits: WPA, 3 mana is so little
NooninCaz: WPA
frozenphoenix7: Probably WPA? It's the 3 mana one
MegaDosX: Like I can spot two places where they could've stopped with rules text and it probably would've still been good
PhuzNutz: White-plume, it's 3 mana
frozenphoenix7: While 4 mana is...."less" egregious(still nuts!)
LowUpsideCJ: ancient tomb mana too right?
e_bloc: serge acting like he's about to steal the initative
CrossXhunteR: @frozenphoenix7 bah gawd, that's ancient tomb's music
couchboyj:
Is the Undercity German, just so it fits in with the other kids? 
evethernet: the paper printouts of every German foil card get me every time
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — This Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — This Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
CrossXhunteR: @couchboyj it better be
LRRbot: Kaldra Compleat [7] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Indestructible / Equipped creature gets +5/+5 and has first strike, trample, indestructible, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, exile that creature." / Equip {7}
frozenphoenix7: No Vigi.
e_bloc: haste eh?
Diabore: and trample and indestructible
MegaDosX: No vigi
YeetTheRich_: i don't think there's a german printing of the undercity
frozenphoenix7: Batterskull is Vigi
NonchalantAvenger: and trample
definenull: vigi would be cracked
MegaDosX:
Serge is having a blinder today
e_bloc: bands with LED
YeetTheRich_: or maybe scryfall just doesn't show it
Diabore: maybe different die colours for serge and adam?
Sorator13: @Diabore yes, this
hidingbox: germ is tapped
CrossXhunteR: how are these burgertokens dice?
KharadBanar: two player 1 dice?
Sorator13: and yeah, germ is tapped and kaldra is untapped
LRRbot: Concealing Curtains [B] (back: Revealing Eye) | Creature — Wall [0/4] | Defender / {2}{B}: Transform this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
LoadingReadyRun: @CrossXhunteR I like the them. The large text and the extra weight is nice
Spades_Slicc: LED can pay for equip tho
definenull: i mean.. karnstruct inc
MegaDosX:
Equip 7 huh? 
hidingbox: Well Serge has approximately 1 million mana, but no creatures
CrossXhunteR: a novel
LRRbot: Seasoned Dungeoneer [3W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/4] | When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever you attack, target attacking Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, or Wizard gains protection from creatures until end of turn. It explores.
itsr67: important two words
LRRbot: Miscalculation [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. / Cycling {2}
e_bloc: abbreviate it to target party member
PhuzNutz: I miss the Explore all the dang time.
frozenphoenix7: Leave it on top or put it to yard
Diabore: it gets a counter
frozenphoenix7: Counter no matter what
CrossXhunteR: there is a Goad room in the undercity, right?
definenull: trap is too good
frozenphoenix7: Going down the left just pressures the opponent a lot
Diabore: thank you for differentiating the dice G
MegaDosX: Forge lets Adam five him later on, yeah
Mindfire13: A free Lava Axe is worth it
hd_dabnado: im a degen for the 4/1 skeleton menace
LRRbot: Sheoldred, the Apocalypse [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [4/5] | Deathtouch / Whenever you draw a card, you gain 2 life. / Whenever an opponent draws a card, they lose 2 life.
itsr67: holy moly
definenull: *retching noises*
hidingbox: trap into archive always a good sequence
NooninCaz: @definenull The obvious bit of the undercity being made for commander
MegaDosX: Blegh
Sorator13: Oh. Oh dear.
e_bloc: they made the left side better because gamers don't go left
frozenphoenix7: @CrossXhunteR Yeah, but it's on the same line as Trap
MegaDosX: Sheoldred plus Library, yuck
CrossXhunteR: they have a few smart stops in arena that are quite nice
Diabore: like golbin rabblemaster
e_bloc: much to think about
NonchalantAvenger: yrp... a nice QoL from wotc... WHO KNEW?
PhuzNutz: The Black Talent has that too, it really handy
Sorator13: "I see that you're facing a Sheoldred. Would you like some help with that?" -Sparky, probably
Bionull: That doesn't sound slow
AzureOfTheFlumes: @e_bloc But if you were a little person standing on the undercity card going through the rooms, then the "left" would look like the right to you
MegaDosX: I don't know how slow this'll be
e_bloc: @AzureOfTheFlumes head asplode
Diabore: adam not even finishing the undercity
Greyah: Did Serge lose 2 from his draw for turn?
MegaDosX: Adam has a lot of life loss pointed at Serge next turn if he can't stop this
itsr67: take 2
CrossXhunteR: sheoldred trigger
LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / [−3]: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
Jaolen: using the LED to equip I’m betting
MegaDosX: Serge loses two life
e_bloc: 4 toppings
VinylMinty: Sheoldred Trigger
Sorator13: Serge takes 2
dm818: take 2 from sheoldred
superdude097: Serge loses 2 from Sheoldred
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CrossXhunteR: 3feri, more or less annoying than 5feri?
e_bloc: more, can't cast instants
MegaDosX: 3feri infinitely more annoying
Aceviru: @CrossXhunteR More
AzureOfTheFlumes: 5feri always feels more impactful but also that's 5 mana versus 3
Aceviru: 5feri is a wincon
AzureOfTheFlumes: Yeah
iPsyop: seasoned dungeoneer is 6 no ?
Diabore: does taking the initiative work like entering the dungeon? like more initiative fast tracks the undercity?
CrossXhunteR: bouncing the initiative creature seems rough
e_bloc: masticore would like to have words
NonchalantAvenger: Shelly 4sure
AzureOfTheFlumes: @Diabore It's more like Monarch
MegaDosX: This does seem a dangerous choice
Diabore: @AzureOfTheFlumes cool, ty
e_bloc: good on serge for supporting his local library
letsbelgo: you fool!
CrossXhunteR: and then he started blasting
definenull: isn't serge dobs with sheoldred?
itsr67: what a card
AzureOfTheFlumes: You should know better than to pick up a duck in a dungeon
AllTheWeasels: bouncing sheoldred would have had him dead on board if there's no tricks in hand so I like this
frozenphoenix7: @definenull Urza's Saga
hidingbox: Magic the gathering in the year 2025
iPsyop: serge is dobs
definenull: ah.
CrossXhunteR: @definenull no
definenull: good catch
dsil88: Kill Serge adam!!!
MrPipboy3000: Serge can Construct
Micalovits: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
hypethos: serge has saga activation
NonchalantAvenger: attack with shelly and he's dead to the trigger?
CrossXhunteR: @iPsyop he's not. he has the best land
NonchalantAvenger: ohhhhh
Diabore: a big blocker
definenull:
I know magic.. i'm just bad at it
MegaDosX: !card urzas saga
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — This Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — This Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DMGlol: chat lethal
Mustang_Redcloak: Urza's Saga. Broken block, now a broken card
couchboyj: It is a pretty complicated board
Spades_Slicc: 6/6 blocker
Spades_Slicc: ?
CrossXhunteR: every time i see Saga in like Modern, im surprised it wasnt legendary. what do you mean you can have 2 in play at once
DarkSVermoth: that library is kinda op
Micalovits: 77
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Library sheoldred is fun
AzureOfTheFlumes: Wow I forgot Seasoned Dungeoneer had even more words on it
e_bloc: ngl I was thinking about what he could search out with 0-1 artifact because I totally spaced on the second ability
Diabore: @Spades_Slicc by my count yeah
AllTheWeasels: Urza's saga is good, but it can't block seezy deezy
Spades_Slicc: missed the mox
calculated_uncertainties: karn-struct?
Diabore: thanks graham
CrossXhunteR: @Spades_Slicc no
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
iPsyop: @CrossXhunteR you're right I forgot about saga
Diabore: @Spades_Slicc thats not so bad, i missed the construct
MegaDosX: It's a moot point
itsr67: adam's learned
Spades_Slicc: @calculated_uncertainties a 0/0 token that gets +1/+1 for each artifact controlled
superdude097: @calculated_uncertainties Karn, Scion of Urza was the first card to make those tokens
MegaDosX: The construct was big enough to kill Sheoldred either way
LoadingReadyRun: Sheoldred is like a very strict but unfair teacher. one pupil gets his knuckles hit with a ruler every time he learns something, the other gets praised for the same thing
Sorator13: @CrossXhunteR Spades missed the mox; they weren't saying Serge did
e_bloc: also adam is playing 13 lands
CrossXhunteR: what is the room after the trap, before the final room
Sorator13: I think
Spades_Slicc: @CrossXhunteR No I missed the mox
frozenphoenix7: @CrossXhunteR Archives, Draw a card
itsr67: your nonlands dont matter if your lands cast everything
Diabore: @CrossXhunteR i think its just draw a card?
hidingbox: @LoadingReadyRun Very fair teacher clearly
Micalovits: And the one he can't reach is a 4/1 menace skeleton
MegaDosX: Underground Sea, to the tune of Under the Sea
Sorator13: jeez, yeah, this is still game 1
DiscordianTokkan: Magic: The Gathering
couchboyj: Powerful Magic, as they say
LRRbot: Overlord of the Balemurk [3BB] | Enchantment Creature — Avatar Horror [5/5] | Impending 5—{1}{B} / Whenever this permanent enters or attacks, mill four cards, then you may return a non-Avatar creature card or a planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand.
calculated_uncertainties: @superdude097 I got the joke, just wasn't sure if it was on purpose or a serge-ism
Diabore: hell yeah adam
CrossXhunteR: oh, that's not good for the serge
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
definenull: that sheoldred's back on the escalator again!
e_bloc: Game 1* (* serge has a top)
MegaDosX: Adam what is this deck
e_bloc: 5 toppings
Diabore: @MegaDosX mans good at magic
LRRbot: No More Lies [WU] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
LRRbot: Spara's Headquarters | Land — Forest Plains Island | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
MegaDosX: @Diabore No kidding
CrossXhunteR: what the hell is this deck
AllTheWeasels: holy moly
MegaDosX: Holy shit
dsil88: Adam's deck is cracked
frozenphoenix7: Adam's doing some cube things
Diabore: can be any creature in bin
itsr67: no Aangs
DarkSVermoth: adam's deck is sick
definenull: adam you're cookiing
Manitu_25:
adam drafted a sick deck 
Manitu_25: so cool!
hypethos: can he grab and replay sheoldred?
MegaDosX: Any non-avatar
NonchalantAvenger: shelly is ,like the reminator..she'll b back
dsil88: with only 3 basics? such a baller
NonchalantAvenger: terminator*
LRRbot: Concealing Curtains [B] (back: Revealing Eye) | Creature — Wall [0/4] | Defender / {2}{B}: Transform this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Revealing Eye (front: Concealing Curtains) | Creature — Eye Horror [3/4] | Menace / When this creature transforms into Revealing Eye, target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player discards that card, then draws a card.
definenull: its a clique-ish
MegaDosX: That would've been better with Sheoldred out but neat regardless
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
e_bloc: nh
Aceviru: Ouphe
Bionull: Eye has to be one of the most powerful creature types by percentage
LRRbot: Thraben Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | When this creature enters, investigate.
Diabore: thraben my girl
hidingbox: down tick the overlord
MegaDosX: Adam gets a clue!
MrPipboy3000: He's here to inspect our Thraben
CrossXhunteR: what goodies are in serge's deck
e_bloc: inspector so good for waterbending
dsil88: Serge is sweating!
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MegaDosX: 1 or 0
LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
hidingbox: 1 or 0, but this is usually everything
LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / [−3]: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
CrossXhunteR: is this a D12?
superdude097: D10
KharadBanar: D10
Mindfire13: Adam is the kind of Magic player who's only not a pro player because he just doesn't want to be one. He absolutely could if he wanted to, he just would rather do other things with his time.
LRRbot: Thopter Foundry [{W/B}U] | Artifact | {1}, Sacrifice a nontoken artifact: Create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying. You gain 1 life.
Greendrag13: d12 looks kinda like a soccer ball
MegaDosX: Serge is fine but it's worth noting Urza's Saga is /very/ specific about what you can grab with chapter 3
e_bloc: sword?
Fruan: Thop thop!
definenull: sword?
Diabore: which card?
hidingbox: not going to crack led in response?
KharadBanar: soccer balls are just d12s with extra hexagons
Micalovits: Sword of the meek would be neat
LRRbot: Lion's Eye Diamond [0] | Artifact | Discard your hand, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.
LRRbot: Tinker [2U] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact. / Search your library for an artifact card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Fruan: That doesn't work Serge
Diabore: have to discard first serge
Jaolen:
discard is part of the cost 
dm818: nope, it's as a cost
Micalovits: !judge
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hypethos: SERGE
definenull: OW
frozenphoenix7: Still not how that works, discard part of the cost.
chaostreader: that’s still not how that works.
superdude097: Discarding is part of the cost. you do it before adding the mana
MegaDosX: Serge
dsil88: GROOOOSSSS
ghizmou: serge
LRRbot: Portal to Phyrexia [9] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, each opponent sacrifices three creatures of their choice. / At the beginning of your upkeep, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. It's a Phyrexian in addition to its other types.
nan_de_mo_nai: he just had to do that slightly the other way around
Hewdra: chat just pretend he cracked with DT on the stack
RoiDesIzzets: Nope
CrossXhunteR: you can LED in response to the tutor, right?
Mustang_Redcloak: KEKW
AllTheWeasels: technically it doesn't work this way but he can sac with DT on the stack it's fine
itsr67: LMFAO
hidingbox:
Serge is doing it again, just crack led in response to dt
Mindfire13: Discard is part of the cost of adding the mana
iPsyop: discard is part of the cost
MegaDosX:
Still got it wrong
e_bloc: yes
evethernet: serge can just crack with DT on the stack
e_bloc: 'off by one line of text
Marvoleath: Still does not work, yea
evethernet: it doesn't matter
Sorator13:
ArcKay9: just crack led with tutor on the stack
chaostreader: crack in response to dot
Fruan: LED is BAD, and I cannot be used for anything fair.
itsr67: LOOOOOOL
hidingbox: Just crack in response to tinker
e_bloc: LOL
e_bloc: !lclip
hidingbox: in mean Demoinic tutor
DiscordianTokkan: lol
nan_de_mo_nai:
thank you wheeler
circusofkirkus: learning!
Diabore:
CrossXhunteR: he does that
frozenphoenix7: DM I do that
hypethos: LMAO
YeetTheRich_: thanks judge
NonchalantAvenger: Whheler is a secret pro
ghizmou: never too old to learn
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooo
AllTheWeasels:
e_bloc: sequencing!
NooninCaz: Judge, objection, outside assistance
e_bloc: also that was hilarious Wheeler
Aceviru: Happy chat?
Greendrag13: did I miss a card draw play? how did D tutor and thopter foundry make it to hand after he got heckbent?
MegaDosX:
Nope
itsr67: @Greendrag13 eyeball
niccus: one day i'll see brainstorm cast correctly
AllTheWeasels:
In fairness, you're using a German card with the wrong text on it
CrossXhunteR: @Greendrag13 the redraw off the clique effect?
e_bloc: you know what, it makes for good content
frozenphoenix7: @Greendrag13 Drew card off the Eye's ability, draw step for turn
Hewdra: construct is now an 8/8
Armoric: Oh Serge has longer hair now. My sleep-deprived brain noticed he was different but couldn't manage to tell me why.
Greendrag13: @frozenphoenix7 yep yep. Thanks!
itsr67: o
Fruan: The rule of thumb is you can't use LED to cast anything from your hand without shenanigans.
Manitu_25: what a weird magic card lol
A_Dub888: oh?
Diabore: does adam just win?
MegaDosX: Oh has been called
dsil88: Can we have a LED class? With Wheeler as the teacher?
LRRbot: Thopter Foundry [{W/B}U] | Artifact | {1}, Sacrifice a nontoken artifact: Create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying. You gain 1 life.
SabinMoonshadow: Isn't overlord at 3 since the end of Adam's last turn?
LoadingReadyRun:
@Fruan I feel like "without shenanigans" defeats the purpose of a rule of thumb 
hidingbox: Honestly when he didn't crack in response I thought he just got sword of the meek where it probably wouldn't matter the ordering
Diabore: @SabinMoonshadow no
CrossXhunteR: @SabinMoonshadow i think he played it last turn
frozenphoenix7: @SabinMoonshadow Enters at 5
Diabore: he played it last turn
Hewdra: are we getting Forth Eorlingas'd ?
Hewdra: yuuup
definenull: LETS GO
LRRbot: Forth Eorlingas! [XRW] | Sorcery | Create X 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to one or more players this turn, you become the monarch.
itsr67: HELL YEAH
MegaDosX: Overlords also tick down at end step not upkeep
MegaDosX: FORTH
ghizmou: lfg
Dog_of_Myth: LET'S GOOOO
adept_nekomancer: 6th Erolingas
Manitu_25: FORTH!
VinylMinty: Nicely done adam!
CrossXhunteR: the forth and the fifth
e_bloc: may the forth be with you
NooninCaz: EORLINGAS!
AllTheWeasels: me sitting here at home wondering what the red and green cards are in Adam's deck
PhuzNutz: Forth yeah Adam!
lamina5432: may the forth be with adam
Mindfire13: I love how Adam, a casual Magic player, has made significantly fewer gameplay errors than Serge, who consistently plays a high-power complicated format.
definenull: HECK YEAH
NonchalantAvenger: deadge
AllTheWeasels: the furtive forth, so easily forgotten
Manitu_25: ROHIRIM!
itsr67: holup
circusofkirkus: initiative and monarch in one deck
itsr67: top
iPsyop: super dedge
Aceviru: Crack led
Diabore: taking 10 by my count yeah
Aarek: the 6th erolingas!
e_bloc: 6
MegaDosX: Serge!
dasdardly: that's rough
A_Dub888: #420spinit
NonchalantAvenger: bounceeeeso close
MegaDosX: Never look!
DarkSVermoth:
desperation top
AllTheWeasels: never look goes three times as hard when you have top in play
nyc_mtg: 👐🏽 Forth Seeeven👐🏽
observanto5: boros gaming
ghizmou: gg
VinylMinty: Well done Adam!
HadesLeprechaun: it's not the forth eorlingas that gets you, but the seventh
MegaDosX: That was a slog
Fruan: Today's lessons - Forth is a messed up card, and Serge doesn't know what LED does.
frozenphoenix7: Is it aggro?
NonchalantAvenger: u had the bounce spell/land for 3 mana..
definenull: on the contrary, I think serge had the right answers to adam's beatdown
NonchalantAvenger: but he only had 1
CrossXhunteR: adam didnt play a creature until like turn 5
itsr67: library start does feel like cheating
MegaDosX: Both games did powerful things
hidingbox: Aggro? Hold up here.
Manitu_25: is it luck if you draft a sick deck?
MegaDosX: Both decks rather
e_bloc: side LED out?
Diabore: 5 colour initiative is a tried and true deck
Dog_of_Myth: Heck of a game one
YeetTheRich_: the classic aggro play of activating library for the first four turns
NooninCaz: If your plan is for your opponent to die of old age, everything looks like aggro
Mustang_Redcloak: Forth is such a crazed card
Aceviru: @itsr67 That's just Adam's thing
frozenphoenix7: Tbf Remand stops working once Teferi hits
KharadBanar: @e_bloc at least he has DT to go with it
SolarBlitz1: That's Magic baby, sometimes that's all you need adam
dm818: Sometimes you run at them and they die
couchboyj:
I think hiw LED works is with Underworld Dreams or Yawg Will
Mai_Andra:
you run electricity into it, and it lights up 
CrossXhunteR: is adam really on 13 lands?
e_bloc:
@KharadBanar we're assuming he gets it right on the third try
MegaDosX: I wonder
e_bloc: adam is not on 13 lands, that was a bad joke
MegaDosX: !card diamond lion
LRRbot: Diamond Lion [2] | Artifact Creature — Cat [2/2] | {T}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice this creature: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.
AllTheWeasels: if you simply use LED mana to activate Auriok Salvagers, you don't care that you've discarded your hand 5head
MegaDosX: Oh hey the lion has the instant clause too
MegaDosX: LED is, to be fair, a very unusual card in terms of templating
Spades_Slicc: LED with mayhem cards
CrossXhunteR: they should add that only as an instant rider to selvala
YeetTheRich_: do not activate as a sorcery
A_Dub888: !card shenanigans
LRRbot: Shenanigans [1R] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact. / Dredge 1
tehfewl: to be fair to serge, why LED when you can Black Lotus
MegaDosX: The stack cannot be empty
Aceviru: That's sorcery speed
NooninCaz: Yes. That was the first problem
Spades_Slicc: You can cast instants when you can cast sorceries
Hewdra: no, that works. you can also cast instants in your main phase ^^
Sorator13: Activate only as an instant is just reminder text, basically. It still works the same way that it would without that text, but people get it wrong (as we've seen).
AllTheWeasels: You can do it as Sorcery speed, you just can't do it during paying costs
couchboyj: To be fair, Serge used LED to play a card that wasn't in his hand yet.
Fruan: Its so you can't do it in the middle of casting something.
MegaDosX: If it's your main phase and stack is empty, you can't LED
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KharadBanar: only as an instant means, not as a mana ability
DarkSVermoth: so there has to be a stack
hypethos: it's so you can't activate it as paying mana cost. To prevent tricks like with KCI
definenull: welcome raiders!
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
e_bloc: if it was a mana ability you could announce a spell and then pay with LED
jimber_jam: you can only activate it when you have priority is all that means
dm818: that's a lot of lands
MegaDosX: Life totals btw
CrossXhunteR: i love a sketchy keep. it was my favorite surveil land
AllTheWeasels: oh lmao I see
Diabore: oh adams hand
definenull: oh yep that's a hand
LRRbot: Jetmir's Garden | Land — Mountain Forest Plains | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
Diabore: oh
Hewdra: @Sorator13 No, that's not true ^^ without that text you could activate it _while_ casting a spell, because it's a mana ability
MegaDosX: There we go
Jaolen: (People who watch vintage cube probably know more than most how LED works, lol)
hidingbox: a hand of magic cards
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iPsyop: @MegaDosX yeah you can lol..
definenull: hey the trilands cycle at leastr
LRRbot: Springheart Nantuko [1G] | Enchantment Creature — Insect Monk [1/1] | Bestow {1}{G} / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may pay {1}{G} if this permanent is attached to a creature you control. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature. If you didn't create a token this way, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.
CrossXhunteR: it is an MH3 card
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e_bloc: your lands have to be divorced
Spades_Slicc: Look there's a 15 step process to casting spells in MTG, you shortcut it every time, but there is a specific time when you're putting a card on the stack when you activate mana abilities to pay for costs and LED cannot be activated during this
definenull: death by one-ones!
frozenphoenix7: I mean, you've seen initiative creatures & Sheoldred, surely those kill you faster/harder
YeetTheRich_: my dad always said "you better always counter the mh3 card"
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Diabore: serge in troubs
Diabore: if you cant pay, its make a 1/1
KeytarCat: The general flow of magic is pretty simple, but so much has to happen under the hood for all the interactions to be predictable
NooninCaz: Landfall: <paragraph> or make a 1/1
CrossXhunteR: the copy thing costs mana, but the insect is just whatever
LRRbot: Raffine's Tower | Land — Plains Island Swamp | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
DarkSVermoth: don't you have to pay for the- oh my god
pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun the thing isn't out yet, he's in the marvel super heroes set
Fruan: I'm not a fan of the tendancy for modern card templates to be logic puzzles.
MegaDosX: You have to pay if it's bestowed but can get an insect in either scenario
Diabore: you always at worst get an insect
iPsyop: Serge is hyped up lol..
Dog_of_Myth: Good jank
MegaDosX: The best jank
LRRbot: Lion's Eye Diamond [0] | Artifact | Discard your hand, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.
LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
NonchalantAvenger: does adam has spells?
CrossXhunteR: he's ramping
Hewdra: there it is once more
LRRbot: Tinker [2U] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact. / Search your library for an artifact card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Hewdra: aaaaand it's gone
Diabore: blight?
Fruan: That's a great use for LED
definenull: cycle?
NooninCaz: Oh dear
CrossXhunteR: you'll draw out of it, don't worry
A_Dub888: oh nooo
LRRbot: Portal to Phyrexia [9] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, each opponent sacrifices three creatures of their choice. / At the beginning of your upkeep, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. It's a Phyrexian in addition to its other types.
Dog_of_Myth: That's 6 future 1/1
adept_nekomancer: Apparently the best way to use LED is to pitch it.
Hewdra: three mana, Portal is an artifact lol
LRRbot: Spara's Headquarters | Land — Forest Plains Island | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
dasdardly: metalcraft is on
hidingbox: no 3 you have 3 artifacts
redrumekki: mox is still turned on
Greendrag13: Portal is also an artifact XD has to be for tinker to grab it
MegaDosX: Portal is an artifact Serge
e_bloc: I would pay any amount of money if Adam was sandbagging a counterspell
iPsyop: portal is an artifact Serge
LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
A_Dub888:
Dog_of_Myth: Oh nooo
CrossXhunteR: oh, this isnt good for the adam
Aceviru: Jesus
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: welp
Jaolen: triggggger
Diabore: serge a big liar
Diabore: YES
Hewdra: YEEEAAAAAA
LRRbot: Oracle of the Alpha [2U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/3] | Flying / When Oracle of the Alpha enters the battlefield, conjure the Power Nine into your library, then shuffle. / Whenever Oracle of the Alpha attacks, scry 1.
Mindfire13: So much of Magic is technically shortcutted, that most people just don't consider stuff like "end of combat step" and that you can get priority during the Cleanup step (with shenanigans, such as discarding Bartered Cow to get down to maximum hand size).
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: OH BOY
MegaDosX: Oh no
NooninCaz: Oh dear
letsbelgo: Mana Savidan
MegaDosX: Well it's not manifest, but yes
Mindfire13: Conjure, not Manifest
dm818: what are the points for Serge's deck
MegaDosX: This is conjuration
Armoric: Shouldn't Adam be at 19 from the fetch btw?
A_Dub888: bro
Diabore: how many spare power 9 copies do we have? because serge has portal
Jaolen: lmao
e_bloc: screw beats flood every time
CrossXhunteR: yes
NooninCaz: Yes Paul
MegaDosX: Yes
NooninCaz: Oh yes.
MegaDosX: Don't lmao
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh lawrd
hypethos: do it
MegaDosX: Wheeler will chokeslam you through the table
Fruan: With Top I think it's worth it.
frozenphoenix7: It's fine we're setting up for Turn 2 White Plume + Turn 3 Seasoned in Game 3 ez /s
Vinewood_OG:
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DarkSVermoth: judge! misrepresenting his deck!
CrossXhunteR: they are no lightning bolt
Hewdra: that's the balancing method of this card yeah. the moxen are mostly just bricks
Fruan: You can Ancestral someone to death
e_bloc: ancestral an empty library but mostly
Dr_fragenstien: you CAN target your opponent with ancestral recal and mill them out lol
PhuzNutz: Ancestral mill
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: timewalk and ancestrraal could help you kill your opponent but yeah
KeytarCat: My brother had an oracle of the alpha deck in Arena for dailies
Commodore_Perry_GG: barring shenanigans
MegaDosX: You sorta can since Ancestral is target player
hidingbox: i mean I target my opponent with 20 copies of ancestral to deck them
Micalovits: Ancestral& Black lotus
Wonderdoc: if you point enough recalls at your opponent
e_bloc: close enough for government work
Marvoleath:
Ancestral them a bunch ftw
LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / [−3]: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
Diabore: MULTIPLE ways to retrigger oracle, serge
MegaDosX: Gross
A_Dub888: !card hour of revelation
LRRbot: Hour of Revelation [3WWW] | Sorcery | This spell costs {3} less to cast if there are ten or more nonland permanents on the battlefield. / Destroy all nonland permanents.
dasdardly: forth for a whole bunch could still do it i guess
e_bloc:
LRRbot: Concealing Curtains [B] (back: Revealing Eye) | Creature — Wall [0/4] | Defender / {2}{B}: Transform this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
CrossXhunteR: and serge gets a redraw
CrossXhunteR: right?
A_Dub888: flip it, that’s the tipit
Hewdra: he already drew
LRRbot: Ketria Triome | Land — Forest Island Mountain | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
DiscordianTokkan: Ten Drils? in THIS economy?
e_bloc: will I understand if I haven't seen ninedrils
hypethos: adam you can cycle the triomes
RoiDesIzzets: Played samp
RayFK: Played the swamp this turn I believe
ShaneLeeAtk: !card revealing eye
LRRbot: Revealing Eye (front: Concealing Curtains) | Creature — Eye Horror [3/4] | Menace / When this creature transforms into Revealing Eye, target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player discards that card, then draws a card.
LRRbot: Consider [U] | Instant | Surveil 1. / Draw a card.
Mazrae: Hello everyone, how is everyone doing
LRRbot: Frantic Search [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
Hewdra: 4, no ?
Hewdra: what's the fifth artifact
definenull: uhhhh
e_bloc:
Judge!
KharadBanar: he also tapped an island
Diabore: the 5th mana is the other land chat
KharadBanar: for the 5th blue
Hewdra: oh huh
Hewdra: yeah mb
A_Dub888: @Mazrae well the last match saw G reanimate an archon of cruelty on turn 3 and Serge shuffled an entire Power Nine a few turns
definenull:
serge could have unsummoned the oracle again
e_bloc: I think this is bad for Adam
PorpoisesUnknown: its not the first ancestral that kills you, but it really it
Mustang_Redcloak:
PorpoisesUnknown: is*
Diabore: oh the real recall
MegaDosX: Huh.
KeytarCat: realcall
Aceviru: Storm count? 👀
hidingbox: This is one of the decks of all time
NooninCaz: Serge with a casual Power 14
Mustang_Redcloak: Is this Shandalar?
Mr_Bitterness: This cube might have a bit too much power
Diabore: did we miss an ancestral for storm?
Aceviru: Ok
YeetTheRich_: stop recalling us
CrossXhunteR: @Diabore think so
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: "Leave us alone!" -The Ancestors
definenull: yep
LRRbot: Tendrils of Agony [2BB] | Sorcery | Target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / Storm
Aceviru: Nice
tryllebanjo: GG!
DarkSVermoth: no wonder serge was so scared of the sheoldred
nan_de_mo_nai: the DRILS?
MegaDosX: Grim
Bionull: This is why you always and never keep the sketchy hand
KharadBanar: only six drils though, disapp
Hewdra: Oracle of the Gamma
Diabore: oracle of the alpha
Mindfire13: This is match 2 of 4? This is gonna be a long night
plaidanddrpepper: oh Serge
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oracle of the omega
Diabore: @Mindfire13 unless these are the grindy decks, this is a combo cubve
tehfewl: Scholar of the Ages is a 7 mana sphinx, so close
Dr_fragenstien: oh man nicol bolas in 2013
PhuzNutz: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan Conjure 9 Mox Poison?
Aceviru:
@tehfewl
Omnipotrevor: I kinda miss duels
tangojuls: duels was great
e_bloc: the hand was bad, but the library, that was good
tangojuls: mox tinker sundering titan often
dasdardly: they should put a new duels campaign into arena
tehfewl: @Aceviru actually not a sphinx, but still 7 mana
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: duels was fun
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
Dr_fragenstien: I'd love a roguelike mode like what hearthstone has
tangojuls: @dasdardly agreed
Diabore: i think chalice is serviceable
e_bloc: the card that does something
CrossXhunteR: thoughtseize on the player that mulliganned. rude
LRRbot: Everflowing Chalice [0] | Artifact | Multikicker {2} / This artifact enters with a charge counter on it for each time it was kicked. / {T}: Add {C} for each charge counter on this artifact.
KharadBanar: you can‘t get people to pay for a singleplayer campaign multiple times, so it won‘t get into Arena 🤷
Mindfire13: I remember in Magic Duels (the Steam one with Origins as the base) I beat down Emrakul in Nissa's story to death. Apparently you're just supposed to survive until Emrakul is cast.
LoadingReadyRun: I really liked the "puzzles" that Duels of the Planeswalkers had between matches
tehfewl: *insert dril tweet about candles here*
Pheonix888: I remember playing one of the magic games that was basically a logic puzzle, how to win from a certain game state. I figured out a solution they did not expect and it still made me lose the level.
Aceviru: @tehfewl I'm aware. She saw play in my wizard deck
LRRbot: Elegant Parlor | Land — Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Life // Death | Life [G] | Sorcery | All lands you control become 1/1 creatures until end of turn. They're still lands. // Death [1B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You lose life equal to its mana value.
CrossXhunteR: what was the Magic game on the Xbox OG that was like you controlling a character that summoned units that marched across the field?
A_Dub888: a more iconic duo? Saheeli and Felidar Guardian?
LoadingReadyRun:
@Pheonix888 ya, those puzzles were fun (had some bugs, though )
e_bloc:
serge holds back academy, Adam casts mind twist
tehfewl: @Aceviru yeah i felt i needed to correct my correcting
LRRbot: Miscalculation [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. / Cycling {2}
Pywodwagon: Graham I’m going to crash out if I have to explain reversing decisions policy any more
e_bloc: miscalc wouldn't be too good for standard would it
YeetTheRich_: wait hold on flavor judge
tangojuls: @LoadingReadyRun it was a good way for new players to learn too
YeetTheRich_: why does the "death" part reanimate
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Diabore: @e_bloc serge cleverly forgetting both stripmine and wasteland were played last match
Pheonix888:
e_bloc:
@Diabore 
I forgot all about that
iPsyop: @Pywodwagon hahaha yeah thanks world's top 8
A_Dub888: but does he know what pot of greed does?
Pywodwagon: yes
don_mars: that cube is rad!! such beautiful cards
CrossXhunteR: was the full cube posted earlier? any moon effects?
e_bloc: it's like opalescene and humility. I just don't play the card if I don't understand how they work
LRRbot: Forth Eorlingas! [XRW] | Sorcery | Create X 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to one or more players this turn, you become the monarch.
MrPipboy3000: Adam is a land lover not a land hater
Diabore: chancu?
KharadBanar:
Tooth Eorlingas 
Diabore: hes not saying good draw
LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
tehfewl: if forth eorlingas is so good, where's Fifth eorlingas?
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frozenphoenix7: @tehfewl Don't worry, we've got another Lord of the Rings set coming
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pleonasticTautology: hi foxmar, welcome raiders
Micalovits: Hello friends!
r10pez10: hmm the hooting and hollering from the friendzone has quietened down
johnnylongtorso: Firth of Forth Eorlingas
LRRbot: Raffine's Tower | Land — Plains Island Swamp | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
Fruan: @tehfewl I don't think he knows about Fifth Eolingas, Pippen.
LRRbot: Overlord of the Balemurk [3BB] | Enchantment Creature — Avatar Horror [5/5] | Impending 5—{1}{B} / Whenever this permanent enters or attacks, mill four cards, then you may return a non-Avatar creature card or a planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand.
TheDevil_Risen: nice overlord
e_bloc: hopefully the initiative is first, then he can start looking for some day/night cards
hypethos: Adam's deck is great
r10pez10: makes me suspicious
Diabore: thats an unfortunate whiff
hidingbox: I mean Adam's deck is also quite cracked, library, sol ring, and a mox
Diabore: booo
pleonasticTautology: m'narch
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.
e_bloc: I guess at least serge tells you before the ranching begins
Jaolen: guessing fury is in hand
CrossXhunteR: make fury and grief have flash
Diabore: imagine if fury was instant
tehfewl: @CrossXhunteR No
nyc_mtg: wait, Wut is instant?
r10pez10: i hope evoke comes back in shadowmoo2
e_bloc: I thought furry had flash for like 6 months
e_bloc: *fury
Diabore:
furrys sometimes flash
CrossXhunteR: @r10pez10 it is in the new lorwyn eclipsed set
dsil88: @r10pez10 do i have good news for you
Micalovits: I don't want furry to flash me
Aceviru: MH4, Griffith
YeetTheRich_: yeah hand attack turn 0
hidingbox: grief with flash, actual griefing. Fury with flash, your opponents will definitely feel fury
salamisuperstar:
Pyrotechnics is an instant, so Fury should have flash
Greendrag13: @Diabore Only if you ask nicely :3
LRRbot: Spara's Headquarters | Land — Forest Plains Island | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
LRRbot: Otawara, Soaring City | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U}. / Channel — {3}{U}, Discard this card: Return target artifact, creature, enchantment, or planeswalker to its owner's hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / Evoke—Exile a white card from your hand.
e_bloc: gottem
hidingbox: not hardcasting it? Interesting....
e_bloc: serge is like "I have a response. starts loading a ballista menacingly"
iPsyop: yeah he did
Diabore: i figured adam had a plan
Micalovits: It would still have been shot so nothing massive
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [−5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
tryllebanjo:
@e_bloc What is this, Sgt. Vimes telling Detritus to load his converted-siege-ballista-crossbow?
Aceviru: Bites lip
Aceviru: Oko and library
Kentosaurus: Who up elking their food?
LoadingReadyRun: I like loading up a Ballista with 5 bolts and then firing them all at once, making the Ballista explode
e_bloc: elk is food
MegaDosX: I don't think there's an elf token
a__travisty: @tryllebanjo fellow discworld fan spotted, hello friend
MegaDosX: I think you just gotta remember if Oko has elked a thing
frozenphoenix7: They go to a different twitch stream
MegaDosX: Elk token, bloody autocorrect
tryllebanjo:
@a__travisty Hey
adept_nekomancer: From Planada.
Mai_Andra: elk has destroyed the food!
Diabore: haha, i also life in canada, that doesnt work on me adam
foopoiuyt: The plan is ineffable
r10pez10: baby geniouses
Diabore: tickety boo
Dog_of_Myth:
PhuzNutz: o7 Serge
MegaDosX:
You broke Adam
YeetTheRich_: judge ban this man
DarkSVermoth: i'm gonna miss serge on cube nights
Mustang_Redcloak: To this day, do we know what they were thinking when they made Oko?
dm818: you also saw miscalc
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: they were thinking?
Micalovits: Serge about to play a 11 mana elk?
NooninCaz: flashbacks to the famous "you made it weird!"
Diabore: more mana
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
MegaDosX: @Mustang_Redcloak They weren't, is the short version
Diabore: yes
johnnylongtorso: @Mustang_Redcloak "look at those abs"
LRRbot: Blightsteel Colossus [{12}] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Golem [11/11] | Trample, infect, indestructible / If Blightsteel Colossus would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Blightsteel Colossus and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.
LRRbot: Remand [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it into its owner's hand instead of into that player's graveyard. / Draw a card.
tryllebanjo: Oh, nothing troubling there, casual Blighsteel
Mustang_Redcloak: Oh no. Is Adam going to do what I think he's going to do?
Hewdra: hey look a spell that would have gotten countered by No More Lies lmao
MegaDosX: Elksteel
Diabore: yopu tried to do something big
InfiniTokens: Careful what you wish for
e_bloc: oh deer
QuoteSF: Adam really undersold how good his deck is
DarkSVermoth: wouldn't he just be giving adam a blightsteel if that was the case?
BITs19_: !card oko, thief
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [−5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
Diabore: still canadian serge
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc: the plan is in metric
DarkSVermoth: ooh power 3 or less
Diabore: one of the few people who that DOESNT work on
Micalovits: Adam is a pretty good magic player and drafter, even if he not going to admit it
MegaDosX: @DarkSVermoth If you mean Oko's minus, he can't do that. He can still elk it though.
BITs19_: so if the blightsteel was turned into an elk, would its graveyard ability trigger?
tryllebanjo: Elko!
Diabore: @BITs19_ nope
LRRbot: Thraben Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | When this creature enters, investigate.
r10pez10: !addquote (Serge) [Now] You're not Canadian, you wouldn't get it.
LRRbot: New quote #9500: "You're not Canadian, you wouldn't get it." —Serge [2025-12-12]
TheDevil_Risen: all become elk
chabs56: Midelk touch
MegaDosX: Oh hey quote 9500
BITs19_: so blightsteel stops being an elk once it is in the graveyard already?
InfiniTokens:
Serge doesn't want to draw an Elk from memory? 
Hewdra: @BITs19_ replacement effect, not a trigger. but no, it wouldn't work
CrossXhunteR: did king midas have children?
TheDevil_Risen: ElkDas Touch
DigitalSeahorse: elk is surprisingly delicious
LRRbot: Sheoldred, the Apocalypse [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [4/5] | Deathtouch / Whenever you draw a card, you gain 2 life. / Whenever an opponent draws a card, they lose 2 life.
MegaDosX: !card blightsteel colossus
LRRbot: Blightsteel Colossus [{12}] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Golem [11/11] | Trample, infect, indestructible / If Blightsteel Colossus would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Blightsteel Colossus and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.
Kentosaurus: nice
Diabore: i love adams deck
InfiniTokens: You just draw antlers on the card
DigitalSeahorse: grass fed*
tryllebanjo: Now that's just rude!
MegaDosX: Oh yeah it'd just go to the yard and stay there
chaostreader: so Serge, is that better, or worse?
Diabore: it has infect
e_bloc: oh man if it had haste
justalog96: It is most often played with hastr
CrossXhunteR: cast it
Diabore:
goombalax: because it always has haste offa sneak attack
CrossXhunteR: do it
hidingbox: Considering Ancestral being one of the ways to start coming back into it
e_bloc: tbf most of the time I see it it puts on boots
hidingbox: rough
frozenphoenix7: Ancestral to 1, ez
MegaDosX: Do it Serge
justalog96: From sneak attack or breach
DarkSVermoth: do it serge!
letsbelgo: do it
tryllebanjo: Hmmmmmh
Dog_of_Myth: Do it
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oof
DarkSVermoth: you only need the 1
MegaDosX: 1 is not 0
e_bloc:
Diabore: tinker portal
NooninCaz: Got a wrath in there Serge?
hypethos: LED
adept_nekomancer: Is "take into your hand" different from "draw"?
LRRbot: Portal to Phyrexia [9] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, each opponent sacrifices three creatures of their choice. / At the beginning of your upkeep, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. It's a Phyrexian in addition to its other types.
seemsdeece: !decklist
NooninCaz: @adept_nekomancer Yes
hypethos: portal just becomes and eld
Aceviru: Hahaha
Micalovits: Still does a murder
e_bloc: Serge is 0-for the night on sacrificing artifacts
dm818: nice elk
MegaDosX: Adam can now do something very funny
Jaolen: oh man does anyone know Oko’s third ability?
CrossXhunteR: getting back adam's shelly might be rough for the adam
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
CrossXhunteR: @Jaolen not a clue
Diabore: @Jaolen doesnt work here sadly, only steals creatures
Micalovits: Its good, but not gamebreaking
e_bloc: ooh
Diabore: i might have hit portal?
Micalovits: And only MV 3 or less I think
VinylMinty: !card oko
LRRbot: Found 38 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
frozenphoenix7: @Micalovits Power 3 or less
hidingbox: Same, probably should target portal, but at the end, portal just makes 3/3s
MegaDosX: Yeah elking Portal might have been more correct but we don't know Adam's hand or plans
MegaDosX: @hidingbox Portal reanimates creatures
VinylMinty: yeh elking the portal might havebeen the right choice maybe?
e_bloc: elk could have been good, but I have a feeling it won't decide the game
definenull: you gotta be extra sure that land was fetchable
hidingbox: @MegaDosX I know but Oko just going to end up elking them anyhow
definenull: OH NO
VinylMinty: OH
LRRbot: Fractured Identity [3WU] | Sorcery | Exile target nonland permanent. Each player other than its controller creates a token that's a copy of it.
dm818: dang
Diabore: OH
definenull: KING
Micalovits: Ewwwww
VinylMinty: THATS WHY
Kentosaurus: rad
DarkSVermoth: OOOOOH
Aceviru: Hahaha
Jaolen: ahahahaha
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oooo
jimber_jam: oooooooooh
Sorator13: OH
justalog96: Niiiiice
NooninCaz: Wow
Mustang_Redcloak:
hidingbox: that's a lot better
Fruan: Oh myyyy
jimber_jam: hahahahahahaaaaaaa
tryllebanjo: ! ! !
Dog_of_Myth: YES
MegaDosX: Never mind that's way funnier
WiJohn: Oh okay then
Greendrag13: oh NOOOOOOO
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: Adam's playing 6D chess
iPsyop: HAHAHAHAHA
Aceviru:
Adam. 
tryllebanjo: Oo oo oo ooff ff
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Micalovits: Chat out here backseating and being all wrong
r10pez10: that's hot, adam
lochnessseammonster: footsies
LRRbot: Elite Spellbinder [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it. For as long as that card remains exiled, its owner may play it. A spell cast this way costs {2} more to cast.
definenull: never doubt adam's galaxy brain
Diabore: 14 now
Mustang_Redcloak: Adam with the Uno Reverse card
NooninCaz: Savidan with the wakeup Super
MegaDosX: FANTASTIC
drcthulu: out of the corner, adam's got feetsies
Fruan: Now he can cast it of LED!
a__travisty: adam with the uno reverse in mtg
tryllebanjo: My god, what a whiparound!
Issurru:
Adam on his YuGiOh shit
CrossXhunteR: only the blue one flies
Kentosaurus: gg
MegaDosX: That was a hell of a turn
Dog_of_Myth:
letsbelgo: gggggg
tryllebanjo:
GG 
circusofkirkus: don't forget DT
e_bloc: GGs
hidingbox: DT as well
CrossXhunteR: DT is pointed, right?
PhuzNutz: Tutor
MegaDosX: DT
iPsyop: DT
Aceviru: Clean button presses by Adam
Diabore: dt is points
YeetTheRich_: dt
KharadBanar: is academy points?
AllTheWeasels: @KharadBanar one
Diabore: that was an incredible match
scrambled_doot: Serge has 20 points in his deck lol
LRRbot: Loran of the Third Path [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/1] | Vigilance / When Loran enters, destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment. / {T}: You and target opponent each draw a card.
LRRbot: Springheart Nantuko [1G] | Enchantment Creature — Insect Monk [1/1] | Bestow {1}{G} / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may pay {1}{G} if this permanent is attached to a creature you control. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature. If you didn't create a token this way, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.
Cptasparagus: oracle of the alpha is actually all of the points
fcloud: whats LED?
Fruan: Adam's deck was sick. Just mono busted cards, no combos.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: did I see the Zuraan Orb?
MegaDosX: Fractured Identity on Portal was such comedy
scrambled_doot: @fcloud Lion's Eye Diamond
CrossXhunteR: magic: the gathering
Issurru: @Fruan mono value
DarkSVermoth: @Fruan oh there was some synergy too
Diabore: draw all the rocks and no gas
hypethos: have we seen wheeler's deck yet?
Aceviru: This has been a great showing
DarkSVermoth: but yeah all the cards were good on their own
Diabore: on turn 2 or 3
definenull: adam's deck is one I wish I had the cajones to draft in a cube
DarkSVermoth: @hypethos barely 2nd match
Mr_Bitterness: Lots of exile effects
r10pez10: !addquote (Adam) [Now] You had a sick deck. I don't know if that helps.
LRRbot: New quote #9501: "You had a sick deck. I don't know if that helps." —Adam [2025-12-12]
Pilbo: do they have a list of the cube packs?
Diabore: t1 stealing force too was great
Hewdra: Serge's deck is... 22 points ??
r10pez10: !deck
Aceviru: o//
Mustang_Redcloak: Any cool cards that Adam didn't play?
MegaDosX: This gonna be a long stream
BishopAres: But i just got here =)
shendaras:
Pilbo: @r10pez10 thanks
BishopAres: lol
Sorator13: oh man, I hope the folks in rounds 3 & 4 are okay with staying late
hypethos: @DarkSVermoth thanks. Wasn't sure if that was round 2 or 3
Dog_of_Myth: @MegaDosX Yeah, but a fun one though.
Mai_Andra: No worries. It's only the middle of the night already... (almost 9pm)
hidingbox: So many points can still couldn't win. Tough beats.
BishopAres: wheres the youtube fast forward =)
Mr_Bitterness: @Sorator13 Sometimes you gotta take that hit for POWERFUL MAGIC
ShaneLeeAtk: Welcome to Checkpoint!
Commodore_Perry_GG:
Sorator13: full checkpoint theme is so good
KharadBanar: @BishopAres you can activate fluidcycling
Aceviru: Adam working on his game at home and still bringing his game to work. Mad respect
e_bloc: Adam and Serge have a great rapport
KharadBanar: do we geg an Angel vs Wheeler matchup?
Aceviru: 👀
KharadBanar: get*
InfiniTokens: Welcome back!
e_bloc: a house divided
BishopAres: heeeeeeeeeeere we go =)
devih_: what made you start wearing glasses?
Aceviru: Bard holds priority
r10pez10: hell ye
Sorator13: all bars unheld
GasCityGaming: the ENTIRE Nelly
NotCainNorAbel: hello
pleonasticTautology: me?
CaptainSpam: Hello
Sorator13: no, Nelly's not here tonight!
NooninCaz: Hi!
TheDevil_Risen: GLGL
LRRbot: Sunbaked Canyon | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {R} or {W}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.
dm818: Hell yeah
LRRbot: Lurrus of the Dream-Den [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare [3/2] | Companion — Each permanent card in your starting deck has mana value 2 or less. / Lifelink / Once during each of your turns, you may cast a permanent spell with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard.
e_bloc: stickers are like storm scale 50
Aceviru: Kitty
circusofkirkus: you adopted this weird cat
tryllebanjo: @circusofkirkus cat's a darn nightmare
YeetTheRich_: wheeler is there a particular reason why the cube is 510 cards?
r10pez10: i think it says plains, cori
dm818: ma there's a weird looking cat outside
YeetTheRich_: is it just extra cards for booster tutor?
tehfewl: too many words, one could say
ItsThugDimmadome: @tryllebanjo Don't talk that way about my baby
anhakha: I should probably go to sleep... it's like 3am here...
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
pleonasticTautology: oh no
LRRbot: Mockingbird [XU] | Creature — Bird Bard [1/1] | Flying / You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield with mana value less than or equal to the amount of mana spent to cast this creature, except it's a Bird in addition to its other types and it has flying.
Aceviru: Such a good birb
tehfewl: ive seen worse birds
LRRbot: Cori-Steel Cutter [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and haste. / Flurry — Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, create a 1/1 white Monk creature token with prowess. You may attach this Equipment to it. / Equip {1}{R}
pleonasticTautology:
nyc_mtg: mock, yeahh, ing, yeeaahh
DarkSVermoth: oh so we have angel vs wheeler for the final round? neat!
pleonasticTautology: hi cori steepcutter
pleonasticTautology: *steelcutter
e_bloc: "my steel cutter"
anhakha: But where's the Cameron-Steel cutter?
24GMagic: I missed the draft, are they playing with wheeler's cards?
nyc_mtg: boiling oilacle?
e_bloc: mocking bird on one, we ninjitsuing here?
pleonasticTautology: oh, oil? i thought you said VOILE
Mr_Bitterness: Oil? I heard voile
pleonasticTautology: @Mr_Bitterness YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Mr_Bitterness: I got some warming up in the drier
KharadBanar: Ollie Voile?
ancienthangover: @24GMagic there are a lot of german cards so i think it's a clear yes
groulux: That is good because if it not player by Cori it's just sparkling steel cutter
DarkSVermoth: yes this is wheeler's cube so you will see a lot of german cars
DarkSVermoth: cards*
anhakha: @groulux xD
pleonasticTautology: @DarkSVermoth volkscuben, the people's cube
LRRbot: Voice of Victory [1W] | Creature — Human Bard [1/3] | Mobilize 2 / Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn.
24GMagic: Lol, gotta love wheeler and his love for german cards XD
e_bloc: Volvo will at least fly you to Sweden to pick out your car
pleonasticTautology: it's a jungle out there
derolopercy: Oh heck yeah, esper lurrus
LRRbot: Godless Shrine | Land — Plains Swamp | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
r10pez10: huh, the monk sure doesn't go away huh
hypethos: jitte in hand
e_bloc: its a long day
DarkSVermoth: oh boy cori with the explosive start
LRRbot: March of Otherworldly Light [XW] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of white cards from your hand. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way. / Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment with mana value X or less.
e_bloc: I hear voices in my head
iPsyop: yeah
derolopercy: Who are winners so far
LRRbot: Raugrin Triome | Land — Island Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
GasCityGaming: Adam and Graham
NooninCaz: Graham and Adam
LRRbot: "Name Sticker" Goblin [2R] | Creature — Goblin Guest [2/2] | When this creature enters from anywhere other than a graveyard or exile, if it's on the battlefield and you control 9 or fewer creatures named "Name Sticker" Goblin, roll a 20-sided die. / 1-6 | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}. / 7-14 | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}. / 15-20 | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.
derolopercy: @GasCityGaming thx
e_bloc: mind goblin
circusofkirkus: STICKERS
Fruan: Stickers!
tehfewl: didn't pic your stickers before game
definenull: Oh yeah
Micalovits: You have 3 sheets to pick from per game
Fruan: Don't you get three sticker sheets?
YeetTheRich_: narrow minded goblin deez nuts
BishopAres: Um Actually
r10pez10: it's fine
adept_nekomancer: This goblin is so narrowminded, he only knows stabbing
circusofkirkus: this is street (cube) rules
DigitalSeahorse: how old are stickers?
LRRbot: Sage of the Skies [2W] | Creature — Human Monk [2/3] | When you cast this spell, if you've cast another spell this turn, copy this spell. / Flying, lifelink
DarkSVermoth: narrow minded goblin what?
Aceviru: Cori gaming
dasdardly: bang bang bang
letsbelgo: What a turn
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: GAMING
definenull: Cori cooking
Aceviru: I'm living for this
TheDevil_Risen: Cori is gaming out of her mind
a_ghost_avian: cori is on design mistake tribal
derolopercy: God I'm throwing up in my mouth
letsbelgo: I love jeskai
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
@a_ghost_avian 
Jaolen: Cori steel cutter is fair
e_bloc: cameron in the captain's quarters just letting the titanic sink
LRRbot: Portable Hole [W] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield.
DarkSVermoth: apparently not jeskai fast
derolopercy: I had both of those cards in a tdm draft and it was groosssss
Mr_Bitterness: Into the blaghole
a_ghost_avian: cori, h'Er for whom the steel cuts
dm818: hole is a great answer to steel cutter
tehfewl: dont put cutters in your P Hole
ghizmou: @tehfewl sound advice
circusofkirkus: ahahaha
LRRbot: Screaming Nemesis [2R] | Creature — Spirit [3/3] | Haste / Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any other target. If a player is dealt damage this way, they can't gain life for the rest of the game.
tehfewl: @ghizmou i am a medical professional
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: lordy lordy
e_bloc: uh oh
Jaolen: loooooool
NooninCaz: Oof
e_bloc: cori just edging the consession
iPsyop: 2 banned cards in standard lol..
Micalovits: Cori going Cho Cho
TheDevil_Risen:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Mind Goblin
pleonasticTautology: mind goblin d—
nyc_mtg: i thought paul was on the 1's and 2's
a_ghost_avian: WHY DID THEY MAKE CARDS THAT CANT BE PORTED TO ONLINE
Cptasparagus: shit counter: 17
Aceviru: @a_ghost_avian Because fun
e_bloc: its all just rule zero
letsbelgo: casual no holds cube
r10pez10: there was a distribution
hidingbox: And Y apparently
adept_nekomancer: And sometimes y
hd_dabnado: read a history book
Micalovits: Black border unset was a mistake
devih_: hi wheeler
MegaDosX: They're un cards, they aren't legal anywhere
YeetTheRich_: wheeler is there a particular reason why the cube is 510 cards?
e_bloc: wait until I tell you about alchemy
MegaDosX:
Except the ones that are
Fruan: @Micalovits As the world's biggest unset fan: YUP
niccus: does mtgo have chaos orb
circusofkirkus: why isn't the cube a perfect cube number of cards
Micalovits: Though playing goblins in legacy was a lot of fun, especially due to the salt
MegaDosX: Anyway they don't factor in the digital formats when designing cards
InfiniTokens: 5000 card cube! Difficult to carry.
pleonasticTautology: @InfiniTokens one pack that's just 5 cards
PhorrestGaze: drafting a true "one of each" cube would be wild
nyc_mtg: 104.3z: a cube may have any number of cards
CrossXhunteR: is the jacked rabbit still around
YeetTheRich_: ok i was trying to do the maths and wondered if you need some buffer for the booster tutoro
circusofkirkus: You should add 2 to make it 8 cubed
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
r10pez10: a different draft each time!
LRRbot: Raugrin Triome | Land — Island Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
r10pez10: one rare per pack!
avjamethyst: it's like the dead wall in mahjong, removes perfect information
pleonasticTautology: snrk
Fruan: Chat should be called Scrubland
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: hes got a machine head?
hd_dabnado: Bushland did The Mending
adept_nekomancer: Bushland. The land of the bush.
r10pez10: australian ass scrubland
nyc_mtg: great name for a lesbian bar
a_ghost_avian: why do you collect german cards
MegaDosX: @r10pez10 It really is
tehfewl: Love Wut
pleonasticTautology: @avjamethyst my boyfriend got a motorized table and i'm so jealous
NooninCaz: Wurmspiral Machin is probably my favourite German name
KharadBanar: Buschland with a C in it, chat
pleonasticTautology: @KharadBanar busch gardens
r10pez10: mOcKiNgBiRd
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @KharadBanar oh so its full of beer, got it
LRRbot: Spider-Woman, Stunning Savior [1{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/2] | Flying / Venom Blast — Artifacts and creatures your opponents control enter tapped.
Aceviru:
iPsyop: I mean she flies
CaptainSpam: Don't put salt in your eyes, Cameron.
r10pez10: ???
DarkSVermoth: didn't y ou know that the bird is the word?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: haahaahaa Cori
iPsyop: flys even
dm818: who isn't a clone in comics
MegaDosX: Spoilers
DarkSVermoth:
CORI
NooninCaz: No, no, she's a Skrull
Fruan: We do not have time to get into Jessica Drew's backstory, I beg of you.
pleonasticTautology: @dm818 do you want a serious answer to that question
r10pez10: nancy drew's aunt?
LRRbot: Creeping Tar Pit | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}. / {1}{U}{B}: This land becomes a 3/2 blue and black Elemental creature until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. It's still a land.
derolopercy: Cameron should be at 19
couchboyj: Eh, its a Spiderman character, you can say they are a clone and at minimum it was probably true for a brief period in the 90s
LRRbot: Deep-Cavern Bat [1B] | Creature — Bat [1/1] | Flying, lifelink / When this creature enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it until this creature leaves the battlefield.
LRRbot: Faerie Mastermind [1U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flash / Flying / Whenever an opponent draws their second card each turn, you draw a card. / {3}{U}: Each player draws a card.
r10pez10: they screm
tehfewl: what would shallow cavern bat do?
pleonasticTautology: no dan slotts allowed in lrr chat
LRRbot: Arena of Glory | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain. / {T}: Add {R}. / {R}, {T}, Exert this land: Add {R}{R}. If that mana is spent on a creature spell, it gains haste until end of turn.
Aceviru: Haha
Mustang_Redcloak:
LRRbot: Vivi Ornitier [1UR] | Legendary Creature — Wizard [0/3] | {0}: Add X mana in any combination of {U} and/or {R}, where X is Vivi Ornitier's power. Activate only during your turn and only once each turn. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Vivi Ornitier and it deals 1 damage to each opponent.
YeetTheRich_: lmao
definenull: LOL TOS
dasdardly: holy shit cori
LRRbot: Quantum Riddler [3UU] | Creature — Sphinx [4/6] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw a card. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, if you would draw one or more cards, you draw that many cards plus one instead. / Warp {1}{U}
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: uh ohhh
LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
LRRbot: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker [2R] (back: Reflection of Kiki-Jiki) | Enchantment — Saga | I — Create a 2/2 red Goblin Shaman creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, create a Treasure token." / II — You may discard up to two cards. If you do, draw that many cards. / III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
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MegaDosX: So much for no swearing on Magic streams
r10pez10: hot hand
definenull: cori just drafted a standard deck huh
dm818: what is this hand
MegaDosX: That said, Cori what the fuck is this hand lmao
justalog96: The cursed bat. Cursed to take the thing thay will kill it
MrPipboy3000: Takes Suplex, still very dead
pleonasticTautology: oh my g-d.
DarkSVermoth: of all the hot cards he has to kill the removal
nyc_mtg: nice 2025 constructed deck cori
iPsyop: Cori drafted the "banned from standard" deck lmao
Mustang_Redcloak: Who wouldn't say the F word after seeing that hand?
anhakha: Is cori's deck just Standard 2025?
a_ghost_avian: Cori...
TheDevil_Risen: dam cori is just pulling fire
e_bloc: thats the downside to discard, you get to see how your opponent is going to kill you
YeetTheRich_: nah thats valid
MrPipboy3000: No, no, that F word was valid
YeetTheRich_: advertisers gotta understand
Mr_Bitterness: The 15 year old non Australian kids
MegaDosX: I think that was an entirely valid reaction
Mustang_Redcloak: PG-13 allows 1 hard F word
Spades_Slicc: You could have kept two of the cards you were cutting and the cube would be a perfect 8 cubed
goatprince: i could conjure those slurs
r10pez10: it's saturday morning australian
MegaDosX: Arena of Cori
derolopercy: I just got mentioned lol
couchboyj: The swears only count if they're German this stream
goatprince: i won't tho
anhakha: The last game felt like a CanLander slug fest.
DiscordianTokkan: lol
anhakha: This is standard...
r10pez10: we would have to ban matt for swearing
DarkSVermoth:
hypethos: yes
Aceviru: I'm dying here
iPsyop: LMAO
MegaDosX: Yes
MrSarkhan:
e_bloc: would you like last rites?
MrPipboy3000: You're cooked fam
Mustang_Redcloak: Unc Magic is best Magic
NooninCaz: I think you were cooked when you sat down
e_bloc: !card last rites
LRRbot: Last Rites [2B] | Sorcery | Discard any number of cards. Target player reveals their hand, then you choose a nonland card from it for each card discarded this way. That player discards those cards.
derolopercy: Nah lurrus isn't unc, lurrus is heat
Technobach: "That one's in english" ~ LRR's latest button
dasdardly: good one wheeler
TheDevil_Risen:
Wheeler is self identified as washed, so don't ask him
iPsyop: Unc is cooked frfr
lochnessseammonster: you are cooked but never chopped cam
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
MegaDosX: I'd have been tempted to attack there, if the bat blocks and dies Cori gets her Suplex back
tehfewl: "No rotation in 2026" is wild
Cptasparagus: I work at unc
pleonasticTautology: what the fuck does "unc" mean besides "uncle"
letsbelgo: h that vivi isn't doing a thing
LRRbot: Infernal Grasp [1B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You lose 2 life.
pleonasticTautology: i'm too old
TheDevil_Risen:
though i wish i had 1% of the cards he has
MrSarkhan: firmly grasp it
DigitalSeahorse: is it possible to be ankh and unc?
MegaDosX: @tehfewl Would you have preferred a much earlier rotation? Probably the only other option if they want to move rotation to January going forward
emperorchampion: ok krik is good
Thadrin46: I am uncer than you guys. Even cameron.
e_bloc: a sincere welcome to the jam
derolopercy: @DigitalSeahorse I think that's just like hazoret or smth
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Pittsburgh Mentioned
iPsyop: Cameron should be at 20
hypethos: it is
r10pez10: +2 wheeler
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh trust me, it is
Thadrin46: #herewego
Mustang_Redcloak: Standard is larger than Extended was at its biggest point
LRRbot: Comet, Stellar Pup [2RW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Comet [5] | [0]: Roll a six-sided die. / 1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. / 3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. / 4 or 5 — Comet deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2]. / 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet's loyalty ability two mor…
dm818: Cori what?!
Aceviru:
circusofkirkus: DOG
MegaDosX: COMET?!?
r10pez10: you ever have someone say 'lend' when they mean 'borrow'
Fruan: Good dog!
hidingbox: DOG
adept_nekomancer: A good dog
ARabidMonkee: What the dog doin
MegaDosX: Cori what the fuck
pleonasticTautology: you put it there wheeler
Dog_of_Myth: Good Dog
e_bloc: more top spins or cameron curses
definenull: wait that isn't standard legal
justalog96: Gorgeous shadow signature
Fruan: Comet getting 'voice acting' in Arena made me so so happy.
LoadingReadyRun:
They should have had a Frogify-like spell in the Spiderman set called "Was actually a Skrull". Enchanted creature becomes a 1/1 alien creature and loses all abilities
e_bloc: comets a good boy
tehfewl: @MegaDosX i don't claim to have all the answers but 20 standard legal sets feels unsubstainable
derolopercy: @iPsyop he lost life off the grasp and fetch and hit once with bat, aka it's correct
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adept_nekomancer: That bat thought he was safe. He didn't know about dog.
DarkSVermoth:
cam, you legally can't attack comet, it's a brand risk
MegaDosX: @tehfewl That is a separate issue to delaying rotation next year
dm818: Did you find them?
NooninCaz: The bat was implied.
r10pez10: gavin??
Aceviru: Are they single?
Fruan: Drown that dog in the bog!
NooninCaz: The puppa drowned in the tar pit
a_ghost_avian: <message deleted>im convinced they did 3 year rotation to kill the standard format off
MrSarkhan:
Dog_of_Myth: CAM
couchboyj: Un-set, buck stops at Maro, I assume
r10pez10: magic players and speculation
MegaDosX: But it's either they do different rotation timings two years in a row, and at least one set gets shafted of time in Standard, or they delay it once and we go a couple of months with more sets, and then it's back to annual rotation
TheDevil_Risen: woof
DigitalSeahorse:
@derolopercy 
justalog96: Oh Creeping Tar Pit is for sure getting a reprint in Star Trek
e_bloc: the problem with killing the dog is that Cori is going maximum John Wick
NooninCaz: Hand too good, instant repression
LRRbot: Jace, the Mind Sculptor [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | [+2]: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library. / [0]: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order. / [−1]: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / [−12]: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.
MrSarkhan: CORI
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh hey Jace
adept_nekomancer: Well, this sure is a deck, Cori
MegaDosX: Cam just had a flashback
definenull: cori is making all constructed players feel something today
DarkSVermoth: cori just has the "Banned" deck
letsbelgo: sealed
r10pez10: i can understand why they never made fateseal a thing
circusofkirkus: if Jace was printed in 2025, it would go to 6
niccus: magic magic magic magic
r10pez10: cori will have a third planeswalker
dm818: Adam's deck was sick
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MegaDosX: James did some powerful things
NooninCaz: James did not win
a_ghost_avian: <message deleted>not to mention lanowar elves and omniscience being in standard for the next half a decade
MegaDosX: Graham's deck was pretty filthy though
iPsyop: James Drilled though
KharadBanar: james went 1-2
Aceviru: His fish was good for one game
Mustang_Redcloak: We live in an age where Jace the Mindsculptor and Yawgmoth's Will have been powercreeped out
Jaolen: did everyone *have fun*?
Aceviru: Which is merfolk in a nutshell
Jaolen: it seems like everyone got to have some fun times
hidingbox: In the interest of ensuring bringing old cards into 2025, Jace's loyalty abilities give 1 more loyalty than before
LRRbot: Astrologian's Planisphere [1U] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature is a Wizard in addition to its other types and has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell and whenever you draw your third card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature." / Diana — Equip {2}
iPsyop: never mind serge drilled I'm cooked
r10pez10: what pack would you buy at your LGS for Booster Tutor, chat
BloodnBullets: very broken when you have cube packs
MegaDosX: @r10pez10 Dollar repack
iPsyop: @r10pez10 MH3
LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
TeaGarrison: Wheeler, the eternal vintage keeper of the gate
LRRbot: Concealed Courtyard | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
niccus: they should give comet Compleated
glitched_goddess: astrologian was pretty good but I like mechanist’s story more
r10pez10: i think when we cast Summon the Pack we picked Amonkhet
LRRbot: Spider-Woman, Stunning Savior [1{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [2/2] | Flying / Venom Blast — Artifacts and creatures your opponents control enter tapped.
MegaDosX: @niccus No compleating the puppy >:|
a_ghost_avian: <message deleted>they should give comet dog cancer is what they should do
LRRbot: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker [2R] (back: Reflection of Kiki-Jiki) | Enchantment — Saga | I — Create a 2/2 red Goblin Shaman creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, create a Treasure token." / II — You may discard up to two cards. If you do, draw that many cards. / III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
e_bloc: I truly do not know how that ability is named venom blast
Mustang_Redcloak: I only ever played Black Mage and all the crafter/gatherer's. So I don't know how the other combat classes stories are
justalog96: This is JUST like watching a Wheeler VOD
MegaDosX: I like how Fable is somehow the least concerning card Cori has cast this game
hidingbox: it will enter tapped
r10pez10: aren't those like impossible to get
BananaF4p: goblin shawmin token is like 20 bucks cad
hypethos: I think gobling should be tapped
idontgetmyrealname: @e_bloc it's what that move is in the comics, which is weird, cause it's basically like a stun gun
r10pez10: up there with westvale abbey tokens
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: head on
e_bloc: @idontgetmyrealname that does make more sense. thank you
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: (apply directly to the forehead)
Diabore: a card goes to graveyard iirc
cheshire_creeper: Dauthi Voidwalker my beloved...
e_bloc: I imagine the token isn't terribly underprinted, but the demand for the card is very high
NooninCaz: Card into graveyard from anywhere
MegaDosX: Whenever any card goes into a graveyard it gets exiled
nyc_mtg: "beach read" oh that's so good
justalog96: I will be calling cards Beach Reads from now on lmao
r10pez10: tiger seal?
Diabore: @r10pez10 avatar rare
LRRbot: Vindicate [1WB] | Sorcery | Destroy target permanent.
r10pez10: ah new, okay thanks
e_bloc: card is so good
DigitalSeahorse:
coachNelly: if the Worlds champ can UnBoomerang Cameron can tap correct
hidingbox: I mean BB, but still ok since both lands add black
MegaDosX: !card dauthi voidwalker
LRRbot: Dauthi Voidwalker [BB] | Creature — Dauthi Rogue [3/2] | Shadow / If a card would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, instead exile it with a void counter on it. / {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Choose an exiled card an opponent owns with a void counter on it. You may play it this turn without paying its mana cost.
r10pez10: we all want to hold spider woman
e_bloc: whenever you attack with a spider, you are oblidges to say "swings in"
LivorMortis: Coach Nelly saying what we're all thinking
MegaDosX: Probably won't be relevant but this doesn't mess with tokens dying, interesting
KharadBanar: @e_bloc only if they have Webslinging
r10pez10: books, i hope
thraximore: @MegaDosX probably not in this match but you never know
MegaDosX: Treasure is tapped too
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dasdardly: treasure is webbed up right
hypethos: my funding!
DarkSVermoth: not the children!
r10pez10: it's a prequel set though right
coachNelly: spider woman working so hard
LRRbot: Vivi Ornitier [1UR] | Legendary Creature — Wizard [0/3] | {0}: Add X mana in any combination of {U} and/or {R}, where X is Vivi Ornitier's power. Activate only during your turn and only once each turn. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Vivi Ornitier and it deals 1 damage to each opponent.
e_bloc: Jokulhaups would be great
tehfewl: the fro-gurt is also cursed
goatprince: mr ornitier, are you going to burn anyone today?
TheWanderingNomad: Behold the amazing bouncing Vivi!
LRRbot: Lurrus of the Dream-Den [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare [3/2] | Companion — Each permanent card in your starting deck has mana value 2 or less. / Lifelink / Once during each of your turns, you may cast a permanent spell with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard.
BITs19_: Me, who has been thoroughly out of the loop: "Oh, Vivi goes in my commander deck! I should pick up a copy" *One google search later* "Nevermind!"
Aceviru:
LRRbot: Deep-Cavern Bat [1B] | Creature — Bat [1/1] | Flying, lifelink / When this creature enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it until this creature leaves the battlefield.
nyc_mtg: gaminggg
LRRbot: Phelia, Exuberant Shepherd [1W] | Legendary Creature — Dog [2/2] | Flash / Whenever Phelia attacks, exile up to one other target nonland permanent. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it entered under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Phelia.
TeaGarrison: DCB gaming
e_bloc: hell yeah dog kindred
nyc_mtg: which enchanter?
r10pez10: hellbent
hd_dabnado: playing a white land? yeah sounds about right
circusofkirkus: why do you hate dogs
Fruan: Wheeler hates dogs, confirmed
Mr_Bitterness: All the dogs AND Cori Steel Cutter
frank_the_great: Dawg
InfiniTokens: How can you hate dogs?! They are so innocent and only give unconditional love.
YeetTheRich_: dogs wheeler hates was wide open
adept_nekomancer: @Mr_Bitterness Who gave those dogs a knife?
Dog_of_Myth: That's a good dog Wheeler.
cheshire_creeper: wheeler...do you have something against dogs...?
couchboyj: Someone has to take the dogs out for a walk
e_bloc: cori drafting like it was a dog adoption event
MrPipboy3000: Would have been funny to Karacas back Vivi or Phelia and then grab them withthe bat
NooninCaz: @InfiniTokens Big teeth
TheWanderingNomad: Possibly a Matt?
cheshire_creeper: Something something what's with the dog motif something something
InfiniTokens: @NooninCaz All the better to nom you gently with.
Mr_Bitterness: @adept_nekomancer They are trained by the great Koromaru from P3
niccus: you control what dogs go into the cube
frank_the_great: Why are you right about hating specific dogs?
r10pez10: wheeler, what the dog doin?
NooninCaz: @InfiniTokens fear
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Council's Judgment [1WW] | Sorcery | Will of the council — Starting with you, each player votes for a nonland permanent you don't control. Exile each permanent with the most votes or tied for most votes.
madtimmy: they have the proper vindicate i see
TeaGarrison: turns out vintage cube has all the best cards, which are equally hate-able
tehfewl: Wheeler: Noted Cat dad
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
r10pez10: christ cori what is this deck
anhakha: Just look up Benjamin wheel controversy. It will explain why he hates dogs.
e_bloc: all I want is a secret lair where they print Phelia in Welsh
circusofkirkus: wow democracy in action
hd_dabnado: i love democracy
frank_the_great: Ahh, democracy
iPsyop: that goes to dauthi zone
detectiveYarmas: exiled under void
Mustang_Redcloak: Plato was right, democracy was a mistake
nyc_mtg: get out the vote
e_bloc: democracy is the worst form of government, except for every other form of government
MrPipboy3000: Get treasure?
Aceviru: Nice
LRRbot: Phelia, Exuberant Shepherd [1W] | Legendary Creature — Dog [2/2] | Flash / Whenever Phelia attacks, exile up to one other target nonland permanent. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it entered under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Phelia.
Diabore: 6 unblockable even
TeaGarrison: GG
letsbelgo: nice cam
hypethos: how did cam win that
TheDevil_Risen: nice Cam
mr_Powerup: cuuuuuuube!!!!
r10pez10: nice cam
Aceviru: Both swinging
MrPipboy3000: Dog dies of sadness ... like Fry's dog
dasdardly: lurrus shuffled away
r10pez10: oh yeah wheeler cribbage looks like a fun game
MegaDosX: Yeah gotta pull Lurrus back out
emperorchampion:
krik is a good card
couchboyj: Lotta banger games tonight
emperorchampion: spider woman also
e_bloc: cards a little cracked
TeaGarrison: I had to dip for a bit for supper. which round is this?
idontgetmyrealname: 3/4
e_bloc: honestly I thought it was all cards, I don't read cards enough
TeaGarrison: @idontgetmyrealname thanks
Fruan: Kuruga was robbed. The lack of symmetry is so unfair.
hidingbox: You can only get back black lotus, so the downside of having force of will in the deck is totally fine
justalog96: Wheeler having yet another crash out to Lurrus
Aceviru: Then the fire design attacked
frank_the_great: It's no Mind Goblin
iPsyop: I love the classic Wheeler Lurrus rant.
dm818: And they did a BIG power level errata
pleonasticTautology: so i don't discount head trauma
DrLigmaPhD: Excuse you my concussions come more honest than that
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
NooninCaz: Hey, hey. My brain damage is unrelated to why I play Commander, tyvm
pleonasticTautology: but i think, thanks to lrr, i've become better at threat and deck assessment
Mr_Bitterness: Look, our will to live has been drained out of us, we want a mode where we don't have to think
couchboyj: I dont get the 5% off if I don't let the mouse hit me. I'm not made of money!
e_bloc: it's the australian scrubland
LRRbot: Guide of Souls [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life and get {E}. / Whenever you attack, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. When you do, put two +1/+1 counters and a flying counter on target attacking creature. It becomes an Angel in addition to its other types.
r10pez10: jeb!
TeaGarrison: we're even gatekeeping concussions now
Micalovits: So if you hurt your head enough you get on the format panel Wheeler?
ballesta25: Turn 1 Spiritmonger would be pretty good
emperorchampion: lol
GoryHamJar: Don't fear the ceiling
madtimmy: !cube
NooninCaz: Cam's guide runs on fossil fuels?
YeetTheRich_: !deck
LRRbot: Creeping Tar Pit | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}. / {1}{U}{B}: This land becomes a 3/2 blue and black Elemental creature until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. It's still a land.
LRRbot: Phelia, Exuberant Shepherd [1W] | Legendary Creature — Dog [2/2] | Flash / Whenever Phelia attacks, exile up to one other target nonland permanent. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it entered under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Phelia.
pleonasticTautology: haha, 1
LRRbot: Cut Down [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature with total power and toughness 5 or less.
e_bloc: I do wish it was spiritmonger
Jaolen: Cameron cuts down dogs, you saw it here first
GoryHamJar: Did Cameron hit his head?
GoryHamJar: He sounds concussed
Aceviru: The world is healing
LRRbot: Quantum Riddler [3UU] | Creature — Sphinx [4/6] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw a card. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, if you would draw one or more cards, you draw that many cards plus one instead. / Warp {1}{U}
frank_the_great:
I blinked, what happed to the dog?
iPsyop: the rizzler
Jaolen: if that dog had lived…
Micalovits: Eewww
tehfewl: phelia x rizzler is a combo
LRRbot: Meticulous Archive | Land — Plains Island | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
fcloud: dont fear the rizzler
Aceviru: Cori wtf
hypethos: feel the rizz on your skin
Aceviru: Haha
nyc_mtg: my god cori there are children watching
tehfewl: @hypethos No
r10pez10: rizzler's in standard tho
pleonasticTautology: HAHAHA
hidingbox: that play pattern is dominating extended formats which are not vintage
TeaGarrison: Cori unleashed could contest a pro tour
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: souuuul father
loufghyslaufey: Forks of Quill: {2}{UUU} Instant: You may create a copy of "Storm Crow" under target player's control rather than pay this spell mana cost. Counter target "Storm Crow" spell. If a spell with "Storm" was countered this way, gain control of all copies.
justalog96: Funk soul father lmaooooooo
Sorator13: You can airbend rizzler in standard, right?
e_bloc: lol
DarkSVermoth: huh?
r10pez10: lmao
LRRbot: Voice of Victory [1W] | Creature — Human Bard [1/3] | Mobilize 2 / Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn.
fcloud: all those moments will be lost in time... like rizz in rain...
e_bloc: technically not new I guess, but he could only play it in concerts because he didnt have the rights
LRRbot: Portable Hole [W] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield.
LRRbot: Nethergoyf [B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Nethergoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Escape—{2}{B}, Exile any number of other cards from your graveyard with four or more card types among them.
Micalovits: Cam out here silencing women's voice by putting them in a hole
loufghyslaufey: Heh, imma stash that rules text in my vault. <(=w=)>
hidingbox: poison counters?
hypethos: the soul daddy is attacking
iPsyop: Soul Papa
r10pez10: we couldn't find the energy reserve
hidingbox: I mean with guide of souls, they definitely feel like poison counters for the opponent
emperorchampion: soul father balanced
justalog96: If you would get energy, get that many poison instead
tehfewl: *holds up spork*
hd_dabnado: r/memes is too fash coded
niccus: they *should* make energy kill you if you have too much
loufghyslaufey: What? Wait. I don't get it.
emperorchampion: f7u12 was it?
Micalovits: Fun fact, I can haz cheeseburger is closer to the fall of the berlin wall than it is to today
LRRbot: Serra Paragon [2WW] | Creature — Angel [3/4] | Flying / Once during each of your turns, you may play a land from your graveyard or cast a permanent spell with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard. If you do, it gains "When this permanent is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, exile it and you gain 2 life."
Mustang_Redcloak: So many places named, not one place named that makes memes
TeaGarrison: card do thing
r10pez10: the art is so cool
DarkSVermoth: phelia is coming back?
Aceviru: Lol
idontgetmyrealname: mt standard pixies miss her
HadesLeprechaun: ew, I looked up Satisfaction Skank from Fatboy Slim and the official video is just loads of genAI
pleonasticTautology: @loufghyslaufey oh my chocobant deck is running storm crow now
LRRbot: Shadowy Backstreet | Land — Plains Swamp | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
hypethos: magic is such a cool game
e_bloc: attempted murder in the cube would be funny
TeaGarrison: oh lord, he coming
loufghyslaufey: @pleonasticTautology Then what say... to this "Storm Crow" Tech!?
loufghyslaufey: Forks of Quill: {2}{UUU} Instant: You may create a copy of "Storm Crow" under target player's control rather than pay this spell mana cost. Counter target "Storm Crow" spell. If a spell with "Storm" was countered this way, gain control of all copies.
LRRbot: Jacked Rabbit [X1W] | Creature — Rabbit Warrior [1/2] | Ravenous / Whenever this creature attacks, create a number of 1/1 white Rabbit creature tokens equal to this creature's power.
CrossXhunteR: so jorked
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yoo that rabbit is yoked
e_bloc: swole
pleonasticTautology: @loufghyslaufey gross lmao
stnrwzrd: that rabbit is jorked
Diabore: i looked away and was about to ask why cam had poison
LRRbot: Inspiring Vantage | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
goombalax: But can he even laugh about Comet?
Cptasparagus: bafanada
letsbelgo: rabbit be jorking
BITs19_: does "jacked" count as slang? if so, how many other cards have slang words in their title?
pleonasticTautology: siiigh, bambanada
r10pez10: what a wonderful phrase
DarkSVermoth: cori became a sims there
DigitalSeahorse:
Bionull: Real 20 year old meme theme this game
MrPipboy3000: Only if it dies ... wink wink
tehfewl: Fun Fact: They had to change the rules of Magic for Serra Paragon to work the way you think it does
Jaolen: Feed Angel your dog?!
Fruan: @tehfewl Didn't it take them two tries, too?
e_bloc: if we had an oven we could feed the angel fasater
e_bloc: *faster
tehfewl: @Fruan yeah, something like that
couchboyj: Check it out now
DigitalSeahorse: fun
DigitalSeahorse: k
tehfewl: Biblically accurate angel land
hidingbox: *casts comet*
hypethos: is lurrus in play right now?
LRRbot: Comet, Stellar Pup [2RW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Comet [5] | [0]: Roll a six-sided die. / 1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. / 3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. / 4 or 5 — Comet deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2]. / 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet's loyalty ability two mor…
Micalovits: Time to roll some sixes!
MrPipboy3000: Step 1: Done
stnrwzrd: puppy puppy puppy
r10pez10: i think he was joking
Cptasparagus: shit counter: 18
Technobach: killen guiden soulden
Jaolen: !card phelia
LRRbot: Did you mean: Aphelia, Viper Whisperer; Phelia, Exuberant Shepherd
r10pez10: comet can't damage himself huh
guilhermefrombr: does cameron have three black mana (besides the tarpit) to cast dauthi and activate the tarpit at the same turn?
Jaolen: oh come on
CrossXhunteR: it makes some sense, but it's interesting that comet doesnt target for this
Jaolen: !card Phelia, exuberant
LRRbot: Phelia, Exuberant Shepherd [1W] | Legendary Creature — Dog [2/2] | Flash / Whenever Phelia attacks, exile up to one other target nonland permanent. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it entered under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Phelia.
r10pez10: i nearly spit my drink
hd_dabnado: cheers to the ones that we dog
LRRbot: Mockingbird [XU] | Creature — Bird Bard [1/1] | Flying / You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield with mana value less than or equal to the amount of mana spent to cast this creature, except it's a Bird in addition to its other types and it has flying.
CrossXhunteR: oh, there was a quantum riddler in this game
Aceviru: Cori just out here walking her dogs
couchboyj: When I was at 17, I cast a very fat dog, a very fat dog, indeed.
Technobach: cori has 2 dogs....
goatprince: the dog has to go pee.
Fruan: All dogs go to heaven. Immediately.
stnrwzrd: Guide of Swolls and a Jork Rabbit? seems scary
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Guide of Souls [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life and get {E}. / Whenever you attack, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. When you do, put two +1/+1 counters and a flying counter on target attacking creature. It becomes an Angel in addition to its other types.
nyc_mtg: you've got a threee fourrrr
InfiniTokens: "2 rabbits enter the battlefield" sounds like the beginning of a joke
InfiniTokens: *Three
fcloud: a deck built around comet and surveil wouldnt be good, but you could call it "snoop dog" and that's something
Commodore_Perry_GG: basically now Christopher Walken in the Weapon of Choice music video
iPsyop: don't forget the flying counter
hidingbox: So that would be only 2 energy counters left?
ballesta25: Should Cam now be at 1 energy, or did I lose count?
hypethos: cam should be at 1 energy right? cause up to 4 for guide then down to 1
LRRbot: Quantum Riddler [3UU] | Creature — Sphinx [4/6] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw a card. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, if you would draw one or more cards, you draw that many cards plus one instead. / Warp {1}{U}
hidingbox: Or 1, I lost count
ToppHat: I'm just thinking of the JSRF song Sweet Soul Brother
adept_nekomancer: Timescrangler
stnrwzrd: rocky had mickey, jacked rabbit has a guide of swolls
couchboyj: Yeah, Cam should be at 1 energy
TeaGarrison: the funk soul brother
MrPipboy3000: Dog exiled
hypethos: Dog exiled and Cori gains right?
hidingbox: dog goes to exile and cori gains 2
iPsyop: doge exiled and cori +2
couchboyj: Dog exiled Cori gains 2
MrPipboy3000: John Wick is displeased
goatprince: hmmm.
r10pez10: two dead dog moon
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: Wheeler on an island out there
DigitalSeahorse:
justalog96: Wheeler canceled arc going strong
Technobach: cam jorkin his robbit
tehfewl: *insert Serge "Blast the Dog" clip*
pleonasticTautology: two dead dog parties because the first one hit fire code
MrPipboy3000: get energy
pleonasticTautology: serragon paragon
ballesta25: Double Angel
fcloud: dear casey, this may seem to be a a strange dedication request, but i'm quite sincere, and it'll mean a lot if you play it. recently there was a death in our family. he was a little dog named snuggles.
detectiveYarmas: riddler still in play
Aceviru: Stop the dogs are already dead!
justalog96: Those were very good games!
LRRbot: Jace, the Mind Sculptor [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | [+2]: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library. / [0]: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order. / [−1]: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / [−12]: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.
YeetTheRich_: cool game
r10pez10: gg
iPsyop: super dedge yeah
MrPipboy3000: Cori died, but the Riddler lived
LRRbot: Voice of Victory [1W] | Creature — Human Bard [1/3] | Mobilize 2 / Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn.
r10pez10: this cube rules
justalog96: Jeskai Mid v Esper Lurrus is fun
idontgetmyrealname: bed time for me, see Wheeler V Angel in the vod!
Aceviru: !card A Girl and Her Dogs
LRRbot: A Girl and Her Dogs [4W] | Creature — Human [3/3] | When A Girl and Her Dogs enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 white legendary Dog creature token and name it. / Whenever A Girl and Her Dogs attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each legendary creature you control.
samwiser_: night night @idontgetmyrealname
Diabore: @MrPipboy3000 riddler gonna come back from the store and the house is cleared out
hidingbox: So wheeler is on pray for lotus and 4 drop. I wonder what Angel is on?
Diabore: @hidingbox well she showed adam a card he didnt know, so could be anything
Aceviru: She mentioned she was locked in, so this one will be spicy. Overall, loving the variety.
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: this cube good
DigitalSeahorse:
Aceviru: Here. We. Go.
r10pez10: hello villains
Aceviru: Lmao
Mustang_Redcloak:
Dog_of_Myth:
Diabore: step 1, cut a hole in the bos
ghizmou: a gift for all viewers
Strebenherz: Wheeler's christmas present to chat
Diabore: box*
DigitalSeahorse:
CrossXhunteR: are you andy samberg or justin timberlake?
frank_the_great:
10/10
InfiniTokens: Ben has a present for you under the tree
r10pez10: !clip
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CrossXhunteR: sedgemoor witch
InfiniTokens: Wife guyed or Wife Guide?
r10pez10: wife-guy
couchboyj:
Its my 🐓 in a cube 
Jaolen: betting on channel emrakul
TeaGarrison: uh that was a joke I gues
LRRbot: Once Upon a Time [1G] | Instant | If this spell is the first spell you've cast this game, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. / Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
LRRbot: Cathar Commando [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/1] | Flash / {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
LRRbot: Vampiric Tutor [B] | Instant | Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life.
Strebenherz: OH GOD
Diabore: its his cards
Aceviru: Hahaha
Jaolen: bahaha
circusofkirkus: lmao
DiscordianTokkan: lol
nyc_mtg: mmmm. yummy
pleonasticTautology: hahahahaha
DigitalSeahorse:
TheDevil_Risen: its his cards
nan_de_mo_nai:
they're HIS cards, so why not
Dog_of_Myth:
samwiser_: lmao
TheDevil_Risen: xD
TheDevil_Risen: and their meant to be played with
letsbelgo: riffle is fine if you know how to do it
NooninCaz: *nervous laugh*
hidingbox: he can't keep getting away with it
Strebenherz: Wheeler doing that, making 500 people on the internet pucker
pleonasticTautology: i just laughed so hard i got a coughing fit
Drum0_0:
r10pez10: yea mox sapphire is worth more per mass than actual sapphire
LRRbot: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Minsc [3] | When Minsc & Boo enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste. / [−2]: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's power. If the sacrificed creature was a Hamster, draw …
nan_de_mo_nai: no one else can feel it for you!
Aceviru:
stnrwzrd: FEEL THE RAIN
thraximore: the hamsterrrrrr
Dog_of_Myth: Going for the eyes
DigitalSeahorse:
r10pez10: buh
nan_de_mo_nai: buh.
loufghyslaufey:
envying picking Lotus?
Mustang_Redcloak: People puckering at the riffle shuffle need to watch Dear Gonti, Love Sophie
Diabore: @Strebenherz there are maybe no player id trust more to riffle power 9 than wheeler
TheDevil_Risen: Boo!
Pywodwagon: GOOD
DigitalSeahorse:
boo?
Aceviru:
goombalax: Go for the eyes!
TeaGarrison: the disrespect
CrossXhunteR:
r10pez10: !clip
LRRbot:
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Mustang_Redcloak: DMCA
pleonasticTautology: [DMCA]
InfiniTokens: Wow!
Justinthomasmm: FEEL THE RAIN
CrossXhunteR: no one else
hypethos:
r10pez10: visceral
circusofkirkus: karaoke night!
iPsyop: lmao XD
loufghyslaufey: Wait. What is happening?
r10pez10: RIP the VOD
Vinewood_OG: The rest is still unwritten
hidingbox: Spare a thought for Angel. She has to put up with this on the way back
RevanentOne: and suddenly the VOD got muted
Justinthomasmm: no hamster
DigitalSeahorse:
TeaGarrison: Bowmaster POG
LRRbot: Wishclaw Talisman [1B] | Artifact | This artifact enters with three wish counters on it. / {1}, {T}, Remove a wish counter from this artifact: Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. An opponent gains control of this artifact. Activate only during your turn.
nyc_mtg: 2 dogs, a hamster, a couple rabbits, whats the animal casualty at now?
Cptasparagus: minsc and two
DigitalSeahorse: invisiboo
InfiniTokens: Oh wow those are old school InfiniTokens. Circa 6 years ago
Diabore: scary af
InfiniTokens: Glad they're still holding up, lol
LoadingReadyRun: Boo is an *invisible* miniature giant space hamster
InfiniTokens: It's Boo in a snowstorm
Diabore: thats a lot more green
LRRbot: Cathar Commando [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/1] | Flash / {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
loufghyslaufey: @LoadingReadyRun From mastering the ability to stand so incredibly still...
TeaGarrison: Cradel LETS GO
Jaolen: oh we know what’s in his hand
Jaolen: oh never mind, was thinking berserk
Diabore: you can find out wheeler
loufghyslaufey: @LoadingReadyRun Drax forbid that Chat can percieve him!
Territan: Okay, I've never done this before. Where do I post clip links?
Juliamon: You don't have to!
Diabore: he forgot the berserk
circusofkirkus:
Vinewood_OG: Easy Dax
stnrwzrd: he forgot the rage
Juliamon: As long as the clip is saved, LRRbot knows you made it
stnrwzrd: can't berserk after feeling the rain
Diabore: @stnrwzrd where am i feeling the rain?
Juliamon: (But you can post it in chat if you want to)
Territan: I *think* it's saved. Under the name "Feel the rain and no hamster on your skin."
LRRbot: Gaea's Cradle | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G} for each creature you control.
r10pez10: playing the meta in cube
stnrwzrd: @Diabore on your skin
LRRbot: Wishclaw Talisman [1B] | Artifact | This artifact enters with three wish counters on it. / {1}, {T}, Remove a wish counter from this artifact: Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. An opponent gains control of this artifact. Activate only during your turn.
TeaGarrison: can you activate it without a counter ?
LRRbot: Sedgemoor Witch [2B] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | Menace / Ward—Pay 3 life. / Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."
NotCainNorAbel: You do get a few more views if you post the link. Not sure that current chat is looking at them but it happens. Number go up feels slightly better than number at 1
LRRbot: Chain of Smog [1B] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards. That player may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
r10pez10: she did it
LRRbot: Leyline Binding [5W] | Enchantment | Flash / Domain — This spell costs {1} less to cast for each basic land type among lands you control. / When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
Spades_Slicc: What are you talking about Cameron? Chat is right here
HadesLeprechaun: Pests are Green/Black if that matters for the sorting
InfiniTokens: Is he STILL looking for the Boo?
Aceviru: Some say that to this day he's still searching for a hamster
iPsyop: lmao
hidingbox: RIP stream copyright
ThorSokar: WE get to keep hearing him sing btw
hypethos: why did this song become popular agian?
ThorSokar: lol
iPsyop: CREED
burntoutashes: lmaoo
pleonasticTautology: [backpack foley]
Aceviru: We're sorry Paul
TheDevil_Risen: Cam
drizztnailo: CAN YOU TAKE ME HIIIGHER
TheDevil_Risen: Im going to blow your mind
e_bloc: banger alert
iPsyop: can you take me hiiiiiigherrrr
TheDevil_Risen: Creed just got back together
loufghyslaufey:
I swear not even can perceive Boo...
DarkSVermoth: @hypethos probably the wizard castng a spell meme video
Strebenherz: daang
TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun paul read the above to cam plz ^^
Vinewood_OG:
Haven't we suffered enough
LoadingReadyRun: @TheDevil_Risen he can see it
TheDevil_Risen:
r10pez10: creed broke up?
TheDevil_Risen: cute Boo
TheDevil_Risen: @r10pez10 yeah 14 year break
Cptasparagus: serenading Heather with Creed
TheDevil_Risen: hehe wheels
Spades_Slicc: Bad 7s lead to good 6s
LRRbot: Overgrown Tomb | Land — Swamp Forest | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
LRRbot: Hexdrinker [G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Level up {1} / LEVEL 3-7 / 4/4 / Protection from instants / LEVEL 8+ / 6/6 / Protection from everything
r10pez10: there's a specific vocal technique called 'yarling' which is basically what creed/pearl jam/etc do
LRRbot: Elvish Reclaimer [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/2] | This creature gets +2/+2 as long as there are three or more land cards in your graveyard. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a land: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
loufghyslaufey: Chat? Chat! How is Chain of Smog not a "reserved list" card?
Diabore: @loufghyslaufey easy, they didnt put it on there
nan_de_mo_nai: @loufghyslaufey it's an uncommon
DiscordianTokkan: YARGLKE
loufghyslaufey: Its like- like an, Og "One With Nothing" before Kamigawa was cool!
Vinewood_OG: YESSSSS
LRRbot: Magda, Brazen Outlaw [1R] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Berserker [2/1] | Other Dwarves you control get +1/+0. / Whenever a Dwarf you control becomes tapped, create a Treasure token. / Sacrifice five Treasures: Search your library for an artifact or Dragon card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Thecrdbrdsamurai: they also stopped adding cards to the list before Onslaught
TeaGarrison: Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth from the YGO anime
Vinewood_OG: Everybody Loves Arnie, coming this fall
Aceviru: Hahaha
TeaGarrison: AH so cute. bye bye
LRRbot: Sowing Mycospawn [3G] | Creature — Eldrazi Fungus [3/3] | Devoid / Kicker {1}{C} / When you cast this spell, search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / When you cast this spell, if it was kicked, exile target land.
protojman: "awwww, so cute. bye bye!"
LRRbot: Gaea's Cradle | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G} for each creature you control.
Diabore: theres another'
nyc_mtg: no its okayi just didn't expect the gaea's cradle to be so chinese
r10pez10: hell yeah
NooninCaz: Should Ben have a muffin?
Diabore: i was gonna ask after the game if you remembered what you showed him
loufghyslaufey: Its wild! Is this card on the points list for Canlander?
Mustang_Redcloak: !time vault
LRRbot: Passageway Seer [3B] | Creature — Tiefling Warlock [2/2] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of your end step, if you have the initiative, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
hidingbox: Would be hilarious if Angel had no way to untap it
bububu__01: i love the little guys in the time vault art
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Diabore: angel got a lotta bangers
LRRbot: Natural Order [2GG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a green creature. / Search your library for a green creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Strebenherz: Is Cam still looking for Boo?
InfiniTokens:
Just give the man a dry erase marker
LivorMortis: Is it wife guy time?
TeaGarrison: Cam is the comic relief
Strebenherz:
100 bits for boo
LRRbot: Grist, the Hunger Tide [1BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Grist [3] | As long as Grist isn't on the battlefield, it's a 1/1 Insect creature in addition to its other types. / [+1]: Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token, then mill a card. If an Insect card was milled this way, put a loyalty counter on Grist and repeat this process. / [−2]: You may sacrifice a creature. When you do, destroy target creature or planeswalker. / [−5]: Each opponent loses life equ…
loufghyslaufey: @Strebenherz We've been telling him, Boo is invisible.
DarkSVermoth: wait? isn't natural order creatures?
niccus: they say tartarus is doomed to search a deck box forever for a sweet token
corianderd: we've all had that dream
InfiniTokens: Hahaha
Diabore: @DarkSVermoth first line of grist says "look at me im a creature"
NooninCaz: @DarkSVermoth Grist is a creature in the library
e_bloc: mister grister
DarkSVermoth: ooooh
DarkSVermoth: that's cool, thanks folk
CrossXhunteR: you're doing great Cam
Aceviru:
Dog_of_Myth: Good job Cam
Justinthomasmm: LOL
protojman: incredible
bububu__01: i assume this cube is wheeler's because all i see are original printings
Diabore: @DarkSVermoth for a short time it was also very fun under an agatha's cauldron
InfiniTokens: You can use an infiniToken to write what room you're in, but if you want to write the whole thing out... good luck.
emperorchampion: hahahaha
iPsyop: LMAO
Aceviru: Again: Some say that to this day he's still searching for a hamster
Dog_of_Myth:
Aceviru: Haha
hypethos: poor cameron
TeaGarrison: it just keeps going deeper
r10pez10: what makes hamsters?
Freezerassasin: Rolling Hamsphere
Cptasparagus: UB Hamtaro set
fcloud: minsc and boo
NooninCaz: There's a mecha ball from Bloomburrow
r10pez10: ahh the sphere thanks
e_bloc: does he have a last name? if so, boo who?
dsil88: Paul send help! Cam is stuck in the token box
nyc_mtg: !card rolling hamsphere
LRRbot: Rolling Hamsphere [7] | Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | This Vehicle gets +1/+1 for each Hamster you control. / Whenever this Vehicle attacks, create three 1/1 red Hamster creature tokens, then it deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of Hamsters you control. / Crew 3
DarkSVermoth:
i like how it's only in this game that the table friend has had problems
Diabore: that one
CeridwenCoeur: !card hamsphere
LRRbot: Rolling Hamsphere [7] | Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | This Vehicle gets +1/+1 for each Hamster you control. / Whenever this Vehicle attacks, create three 1/1 red Hamster creature tokens, then it deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of Hamsters you control. / Crew 3
TeaGarrison: Cam's serene tone of voice makes the bit all the better
fcloud: tablefriending for wheeler/angel is not for the weak of heart
Aceviru:
The rules say you can
LRRbot: Cathar Commando [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/1] | Flash / {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
LRRbot: Mawloc [XRG] | Creature — Tyranid [2/2] | Ravenous / Terror from the Deep — When this creature enters, it fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
Mustang_Redcloak: KEKW
hypethos: CAM
Dog_of_Myth:
DiscordianTokkan: \o/
stnrwzrd: thank you cam!
emperorchampion: perfect timing
ThorSokar: GOOD JOB Cam!
Juliamon:
e_bloc: righton time
TeaGarrison: the WHAT?
loufghyslaufey: I mean, He's not wrong...
hidingbox: Send him back to the mines!
samwiser_: im so proud of you, cam
DigitalSeahorse: xD
InfiniTokens:
This is a pretty great commercial for InfiniTokens, thank you
fcloud: what cam is attempting to hide here is that he has a terrible token addiction. he ate every token in the box
ohnoes42: Cameron should be full time table friend
loufghyslaufey: Boo is in that Dungeon Maze somewhere...
Technobach: Cam "comedic timing" lauder
loufghyslaufey: Somehow...?
DigitalSeahorse: now for the gaslight token
hidingbox: not a planeswalker when in the graveyard
LRRbot: Shifting Woodland | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest. / {T}: Add {G}. / Delirium — {2}{G}{G}: This land becomes a copy of target permanent card in your graveyard until end of turn. Activate only if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
InfiniTokens: @DigitalSeahorse It's been in there the whole time
hidingbox: !card Grist, the Hunger Tide
LRRbot: Grist, the Hunger Tide [1BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Grist [3] | As long as Grist isn't on the battlefield, it's a 1/1 Insect creature in addition to its other types. / [+1]: Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token, then mill a card. If an Insect card was milled this way, put a loyalty counter on Grist and repeat this process. / [−2]: You may sacrifice a creature. When you do, destroy target creature or planeswalker. / [−5]: Each opponent loses life equ…
TeaGarrison: Only one token requisition form can be processed at a time
fcloud: the gaslight token? somebody saw it earlier
DigitalSeahorse:
@InfiniTokens 
e_bloc: fomo could realistically be in the cube
LivorMortis: It's both in the yard
hidingbox: oh in addition nvm
InfiniTokens: @fcloud It's definitely in there, you must have missed it somehow.
Diabore: wheeler should have a muffin right?
loufghyslaufey: Boo is practically the Venture token while he can attack with the ENTIRE Dungeon
iPsyop: I'm feeling the rain
e_bloc: this is some stay puft marshmellow man situation
NooninCaz: @Diabore Yes but Cam is, uh
LRRbot: Pest Infestation [XXG] | Sorcery | Destroy up to X target artifacts and/or enchantments. Create twice X 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."
samwiser_: if I ask cam to add a muffin to wheeler, would he implode?
niccus: we out here just goblin
NooninCaz: on a quest
samwiser_: [thank you]
Aceviru: o7 cam
circusofkirkus: back on the token escalator
InfiniTokens: WE FOUND TOKENS!
Diabore: couldnt wheeler still fizzle by saccing commando?
fcloud: what would YOU do for black and green pesto, ken?
TheDevil_Risen:
Cam
r10pez10: we killed wheeler
Silver_Drgn: up to, you don't have to blow up time vault to and still get all the tokens
InfiniTokens: The Goblin Shaman token is $10, too
e_bloc: round 5 is Cameron vs the Token Box
MrPipboy3000: This table friend that you ask to help you move and drive to the airport
TeaGarrison: these token requisition forums are really piling up
ThorSokar: Searching clips is... not easy
r10pez10: yeah it should work like that yes
ballesta25: !findquote shaman
tehfewl: @Silver_Drgn she wants the time vault in the yard to copy it with shifting woodland
r10pez10: i do wonder if it's worth sorting tokens under the card name they create
Silver_Drgn: @tehfewl Ah ok, because then it would be untaped. Nice line
LoadingReadyRun: Need to somehow store tokens in a tag-based filesystem
InfiniTokens: @r10pez10 There are so many different cards that make the same token, though
guilhermefrombr: did wheeler forget the initiative this turn?
LRRbot: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Minsc [3] | When Minsc & Boo enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste. / [−2]: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's power. If the sacrificed creature was a Hamster, draw …
iPsyop: YES !
r10pez10: need a roladex
Diabore: waiting for cam
hypethos: @guilhermefrombr no I think it took her from 20 to 15
guilhermefrombr: @hypethos thanks
corianderd: i turned on the gas leak when I left
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. This land deals 2 damage to you.
InfiniTokens: Poor Cam under so much token pressure
corianderd: I was trying to crack LED
samwiser_: at least we know why now lol
Aceviru:
@corianderd
LoadingReadyRun: @corianderd what do we have that switch!?
fcloud: laughing gas or natural gas? no, dont tell me, i want it to be a surprise
LRRbot: Tezzeret, Cruel Captain [3] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tezzeret [4] | Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a loyalty counter on Tezzeret. / [0]: Untap target artifact or creature. If it's an artifact creature, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / [−3]: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of combat on your turn, put three +1/+1 counters on t…
DigitalSeahorse: Cameron is reminding me of me looking for gifs in my frequently used gifs folder
DigitalSeahorse: despite having named them well enough to find quickly
hd_dabnado: who else up
DigitalSeahorse:
Aceviru: o// amazing
samwiser_: my receipt for that donut, filed under D, for donut.
hypethos:
Vinewood_OG:
I'm dyin
fcloud: now where's that damned Boo
Mustang_Redcloak:
Bionull: Why are passports blue?
DigitalSeahorse:
BITs19_: My system is simple: I file my passport in my sock drawer, for "I'll never forget that it's in my sock drawer"
e_bloc: I;ve got minsc and boo
circusofkirkus:
NooninCaz: @Bionull Brexit
Diabore: been a while since cams dinged himself on stream
e_bloc: 67
r10pez10: oh yeah hexdrinker rules
nyc_mtg: boo on boo violence smh
Combusttion: FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Diabore:
pleonasticTautology: *wheeze*
InfiniTokens:
Cam, do you need me to send you some more tokens?
circusofkirkus: one must imagine Cameron happy pushing the tokens
DigitalSeahorse: find the token stream
dm818: Token sorting
Boltarion: Is Cameron feeling ok?
emperorchampion: that was great
YeetTheRich_: good cube
Vinewood_OG: If that went to game 3, I'm pretty sure Cam would've pulled the fire alarm.
Jaolen: thank you Ben for the cube! Great night
Aceviru: Hahaha
TeaGarrison: beautiful set
DigitalSeahorse: still looking for boos and insects
stnrwzrd: muddle the mixture does find all of them
ContingentCat:
calculated_uncertainties:
100
r10pez10: cube sick a hell
Aceviru: This was a great showing
DigitalSeahorse: BraiseCUDE
hidingbox: absolute banger of a cube
stnrwzrd:
emperorchampion: sick
Boltarion: Thank you for the content lrr & wheeler & angel
Aceviru: Oh yeah
fcloud: Cam's Token Sorting Party
DapperKoala2: Is there a Snowcone sub-theme?
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Thanks for the gift, InfiniTokens! Welcome to Sogheim! (Today's storm count: 55)
DigitalSeahorse: mono white?
e_bloc: snow globe?
r10pez10: oh cool
loufghyslaufey: For LRR!
lamina5432: gnight
r10pez10: !patreon
r10pez10: !cube
r10pez10: !deck
TeaGarrison: Angel and me*
Boltarion: Goodnight wheee
r10pez10: !cardkingdom
LRRbot:
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DigitalSeahorse: don't play in the snow if it's near a nuke plant with a blue glow around it
DigitalSeahorse:
letsbelgo: I got 4 of those
ThorSokar: Card Kingdom does not have a Black Lotus, unshockingly
letsbelgo: cash
nyc_mtg: $228 on card kingdom!
Dog_of_Myth: Treat yo self
eshplode: Wheeler is why I own a revised Berserk. I'm yet to own a beta one
loufghyslaufey:
Should we tell that he'll disappear with Boo if he keeps looking for him?
pleonasticTautology: thanks special agent benjamin wheeler
Vinewood_OG: Can I redeem it for groceries?
r10pez10: !dragonshields
TeaGarrison: Beta Bolt your Birds
emperorchampion: rofl
r10pez10: !dragonshield
Mai_Andra: What was that other one called... archidekt?
loufghyslaufey: Oof?
nyc_mtg: WHEELER
Strebenherz: wow
r10pez10: hahahaha
samwiser_: ouch
Dog_of_Myth:
DapperKoala2: I guess there won't be a Pauper cube.
Boltarion: we love you wheeler
nyc_mtg: i am owed a personal apology
TeaGarrison: holy gatekeeping
Aceviru: "Some say that to this day he's still searching for a hamster"
DigitalSeahorse: Dice are easier to find though
hidingbox:
emperorchampion: hamster or boo
loufghyslaufey: A crapshot?
r10pez10: immaculate vibes
pleonasticTautology: YEAHHHHH
loufghyslaufey: Featuring "Eye Cream?"
pleonasticTautology: UNBEATABLE
pleonasticTautology: it's SO GOOD
Strebenherz: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Unbeatable) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (1d, 19:06 from now).
pleonasticTautology:
a bunch of my friends worked on it
Boltarion: Ty for the magic content ,wheelrr
loufghyslaufey: Cool "Tow-Facts"
DapperKoala2: At least it's not Garfield Racing?
DigitalSeahorse: Sanic
loufghyslaufey: "Thank you for subscribing to "Tow-Facts"
samwiser_: @InfiniTokens that was a hilarious note about struggling with the tokens btw. loved it.
Aceviru: Hey, The death of Sonic was a good game.
ThorSokar: Molly hadn't come up with the name yet
DigitalSeahorse: Finally Sonic got a car so he could rest his one foot between clutching
emperorchampion: oooooh sheeeit
r10pez10: damn
loufghyslaufey: "This is your One Ring!?"
DigitalSeahorse: woot!
pleonasticTautology: garbage daaaaaaaaaaay
DigitalSeahorse: silly games
InfiniTokens:
@samwiser_ 
MrPipboy3000: Cam sorting in the background just makes me want to watch the Police Squat episode of Friday Nights
r10pez10: so glad i learned about flip 7 from the last one
NotCainNorAbel:
500
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
InfiniTokens: Thanks for the laughs!
Dog_of_Myth:
DigitalSeahorse:
ContingentCat: Trhanks everyone
samwiser_:
Aceviru: I still can't believe cori was going to dog the rizzler on cam
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