Rhythm Café || Unbeatable

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 pleonasticTautology: 51 months and i'm here for unbeatable i'm so excited yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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 ladyjessica: yay!
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 Travilogue: Got about 90 minutes of this played earlier today. It is so good!
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 accountmadeforants: Spoilers: This game RULES. It's the coolest thing.
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 ladyjessica: can’t wait to see it!
 pleonasticTautology: a bunch of friends worked on this 
SaxPython: @pleonasticTautology 
 accountmadeforants: @pleonasticTautology Oh that's rad!
 accountmadeforants: Tell your friends they're rad for working on this.
 kusinohki: meows
Flyingdelorion: Rhythm Café hype!
 pleonasticTautology: @accountmadeforants oh we do and have for years :3
 accountmadeforants: @pleonasticTautology 
 pleonasticTautology: hiiiii
SaxPython: 
Flyingdelorion: Hello Heather, Ian, chat!
 DaxStrife: They probably have Adam's sweaty hand-grease all over them.
 accountmadeforants: Too much grease can cause them to start slipping, though. Cheaper mic arms tend to rely a lot on friction.
 RealGamerCow: silicone grease
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SaxPython: TTSF office cleaning
 NotCainNorAbel: ben, known mic handler
 Xafty: still wearing headphone but volume is low
 Shurtal: Real Tinnitus Generating Action
 kusinohki: are head phone mics that bad??
 RealGamerCow: I have lately been saying "I need an ultrasonic cleaner"
 accountmadeforants: Oh yeah I did the keycap thing after you mentioned it ages ago, Ian. Good shout! 
 SAJewers: does that mean ian washes his clothes in the dishwasher? 
 accountmadeforants: Dishwashers are fantastic. Anything that "can't go in a dishwasher" I'm convinced can't be cleaned at all. (Unless it just can't touch water)
 kusinohki: my dishwaser is my 2 hands...
 RealGamerCow: you know what dishwaters *aren't* good at? Removing the stuff that gets cleaned off the stuff that gets put in it. It usually ends up in the bottom
 NotCainNorAbel: who's home?
 adept_nekomancer: I feel like this ends with getting trapped in the "Beej gets a washing machine" dialogue tree
SaxPython: LRR Mail Time Wish List: Autoclave
 GDwarble: How else do you get your kerosene nice an clean?
 Bruceski: I would have assumed an engine block would be too heavy
 GDwarble: Don't want to burn dirty kerosene!
 accountmadeforants: @RealGamerCow Apparently US dishwashers just have food processors in them instead of filters and I'm so jealous
 Xafty: near-universal solvent*
 accountmadeforants: That's not true in my country
 GDwarble: I have zero (0) Europeans inside me
 ladyjessica: wait I’m full of Europeans?
Derthon: not true here
 Shurtal: chat contains Europeans (Multitudes)
 calculated_uncertainties: Can confirm for UK
 accountmadeforants: Usually in the attic or some separate closet. But we do tend to stack the washing machine and dryer (as they're all front-loading)
Flyingdelorion: Can confirm for the Netherlands!
SaxPython:   
 accountmadeforants: @Flyingdelorion Wait I'm in the Netherlands and I've never seen that
 pleonasticTautology: when we visited france, our boyfriend's washing machine was in the kitchen
 kusinohki: this almost sounds like the old cartoon "use a cat to scare the mouse, get a dog to scare the cat..."  use gasoline to clean a stain.  use ?? to get rid of the gasoline,  use  A to get rid of B.... go back to start
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 spethycakes: DIY Dishwasher Build on Tinker Tailor?
jessicaengle: Sounds like a TTSF episode to me
Shadowsoflife: Had to work on my dryer about three times now
 Marvoleath: Some countries do, but here you have laundry in the bathroom
Jmonkey49: When a dishwasher leaks it's worse case scenario
 accountmadeforants: Dishwashers are fine nowadays? But that may depend on the country.
 spethycakes: AND disposal cost of the old one
SaxPython: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FancyMuddyAppleKeyboardCat-Di4tMT0NYdLha-Wl
jessicaengle: I would love to have a smaller fridge.
 NotCainNorAbel: I have been searching for a nice fridge for years but I do not want water/ice in the door and it is not happening
 kusinohki: and no matter how many times you measure, the fridge will always be 2 inches to wide or tall or deep (according to friends)
Shadowsoflife: We have had to remove a door for are fridge
jessicaengle: A smaller fridge is like having a character limit, it keeps you from bloat
 adept_nekomancer: Meet for Beej, not meat of Beej.
 spethycakes: Rest In Beej
SaxPython: !clip?!?
 SquareDotCube: How else do you deal with extra Beej
 TehAmelie: have some Beejf
jessicaengle: @SquareDotCube Sell the surplus for profit?
 accountmadeforants: @spethycakes Removal/disposal is "free" here for larger appliances, because it's required to be built into the price of buying one.
 pleonasticTautology: @SquareDotCube [beejdrop.ogg]
 pleonasticTautology: yeah yeah yeah yeah
 spethycakes: @accountmadeforants *cries in USian*
 pleonasticTautology: yeah yeah yeah yeah!!!
 pleonasticTautology: the dlc is Out
 pleonasticTautology: our best friend did a song for it
 accountmadeforants:  Game so good
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 TehAmelie: the price of my fridge is built into the rent. i get a big discuont every year i don't replace it. #blessed
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SaxPython: 
 TehAmelie: woot
 kusinohki: why does "unbeatable" sound like knock off "invincible" ??
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100 1
 pleonasticTautology: i'm excited for you to play unbeatable *vibrates*
 pleonasticTautology: okay so fun fact about the intro
 pleonasticTautology: it is a conversation with rj lake, one of the directors
 accountmadeforants: This game starts off SO strong
Johnsen290games: white label means a record serves as a test pressing or limited promotional copy before an official release so very apt
 Bruceski: Version 1.12.01-17.apple(1)
 Travilogue: Except Normal is Easy and Hard is Normal
 kusinohki: I read that as "are you normal"
 spethycakes: choose chaos!
SaxPython: 
 accountmadeforants: I cannot overstate how much I love this intro
 TehAmelie: time for some axiology!
 Bruceski: Even drummers can count to 4. Well, some of them count to 2 twice.
 kusinohki: 1 2 many lots!
 Travilogue: (Can be changed later of course)
 Travilogue: so cool the different dialogue just in the callibration/intro
 IanAllenBird: howdy chat
 spethycakes: This is a very embracing intro to a game (positive)
 Xafty: often, yes
 accountmadeforants: Absolutely 100%
 Travilogue: That line legit made me tear up
 Marvoleath: I mean, you played E33
 adept_nekomancer: You and occasionally Talking Sim, but mostly you guys.
SaxPython: idk man, what about talking sim
 ladyjessica: probably. talking sim and let’s kiss might be the only competition.
 Xafty: some stuff on talking sim will outdo you, but i think by volume rhythm cafe takes it
 TehAmelie: Watch + Play has some emotional rollercoasters too
 calculated_uncertainties: I'd make an argument for let's nope, but then they go play games where you slap spegetti
 spethycakes: @TehAmelie not all of those are intentinoal
 ladyjessica: quantity over quality?
Johnsen290games: is this on PC?
 ladyjessica: @Johnsen290games yes
 Bruceski: @calculated_uncertainties I think any argument for the games of Let's Nope is undermined by the hosts of Let's Nope.
 accountmadeforants: It's SO. COOL.
 pleonasticTautology: @Johnsen290games pc and ps5
 kusinohki: took me a moment to realize that wasn't heather heavy breathing...
Johnsen290games: no, I mean if they're playing on pc
 TehAmelie: remember when we found out the bear was "dreaming" about cry-eating infinite donuts?
 TehAmelie: wait, was it even a bear
 adept_nekomancer: Game is doing a very good job of making her feel like an actual person.
SaxPython: oh no, we're cute
 accountmadeforants: I definitely kept going until I hit an (invisible) wall every single time
 TehAmelie: the word balloons are kind of really noisy, but i imagine we'll get used to it
 calculated_uncertainties: @Bruceski Yeah, but you gotta love the podcast boys
 Alyssa_Swift: Just wait until the rhythm courtroom section, Ian
Spritz_T: it might have just been assault
roastbeefsandwitch: Loving the bubble opening / closing sound effect. very soothing
 accountmadeforants: The game will remove the "talk" prompt when there's nothing to talk about anymore, it doesn't loop
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LittleTentativeRhinocerosPeoplesChamp-uCrq1giEbTwdjbeV
Johnsen290games: @accountmadeforants it does at some points, but could be oversights really
 pleonasticTautology: that's not tearing
 pleonasticTautology: those are vcr tracking lines
 pleonasticTautology: that's part of the "Fancy"
 accountmadeforants: @Johnsen290games Ah, yeah, I haven't noticed any and was kinda glad it didn't do the looping thing. (Until I skipped through something and wanted to go back, but eh  )
 pleonasticTautology: oh huh
 accountmadeforants: There was for sure some real tearing yeah
 kusinohki: I was seeing tearing with the square wall tile pattern...
 kusinohki: I think it's fixed now
 Strebenherz: break everything
 accountmadeforants: @kusinohki Yup, turning on V-Sync worked
 TehAmelie: must be weird to see posters of yourself larger than life
 Strebenherz: PFFT
 Alyssa_Swift: Damn, how'd she say that in lowercase
 spethycakes: oh no
 IanAllenBird: oh jeez
iarethel0ser: I don't believe you, but I will say I do so that this conversation may end.  And I may flee.
 TehAmelie: maybe he'll get the others tattooed later to retroactively make it not awkward
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 Strebenherz: Is backstage just not a thing at this place
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 adept_nekomancer: Regular Crispy Bucket
 accountmadeforants: Regular Crispy Day
 accountmadeforants: Implies the day is crispy
 TehAmelie: who amongst us hasn't filtered a bottle of orbitz or similar so you can eat all the gummies at once?
SaxPython: We Scradlin'
Shadowsoflife: ^
 accountmadeforants: I tried this 10 times in a row just in case it would let me
 Strebenherz: WOW, they calling you out
 TehAmelie: is it just frozen cream?
 Strebenherz: In other words the justification for tim hortons
  Juliamon: I would eat it
 kusinohki: I want to make a "time to rythm" joke (like time to crate) but don't know which way it works...
 Strebenherz: Moist burger
 TehAmelie: the dankest burgers
 spethycakes: wetburger
 TehAmelie: i have an extremely juicy little bit of steak. so tasty.
 accountmadeforants: 
 pleonasticTautology: 🤘
 TehAmelie: i wonder if we're just going to be mega famous rock stars for the whole game and nothing goes wrong
SaxPython: Singer's eye color is really enchanting
 pleonasticTautology: 
 adept_nekomancer: Very strong intro section.
 kusinohki: did they just get isekai'd like kid video??
 TehAmelie: maybe it's a Lost Highway situation where you randomly wake up as someone else
 pleonasticTautology: [the pillows song]
 Strebenherz: what is music banned now?
 Strebenherz: OY, music thief!
 electric_claire: Is this a footloose?
 pleonasticTautology: "beautiful morning with you" is a song off the pillows' happy bivouac
 Strebenherz: wait for real music is illegal?  I was riffing/bs'ing
 pleonasticTautology: @Strebenherz it's illegal!
SaxPython: Kris Kross'll make ya (jump, jump)
 accountmadeforants: @SaxPython This will become relevant in a little bit :B
 Alyssa_Swift: "I'm hiding from the ground"
SaxPython: 
 Bruceski: weak to fighting
 Travilogue: Interesting how many of the same options I choose
 accountmadeforants: I love Studious Maid
 Strebenherz: What
 calculated_uncertainties: This feels like a qwerpline bit.
 kusinohki: I tried building a barn, but it really wanted to be a parking garage...
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 Strebenherz: tableflip time
 accountmadeforants: I spent so much time faffing around downstairs that I never got to see the upstairs, so this is all new to me 
 kusinohki: "we're walking and we're walking and we're stopping..."
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Strebenherz: what
 Strebenherz: was the previous house not real
 Alyssa_Swift: *teleports in front of you* nothin personnel kid
SaxPython: Some Talking Heads logic right there
 accountmadeforants: Yeah this one's confusing, you look at the number lower right
 accountmadeforants: You go at "eh"
 Strebenherz: punch the child
 TehAmelie: whoa this is a weird Disco Elysium mod
 adept_nekomancer: "Affocato" is a very good pun
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 accountmadeforants: Welcome raiders, enjoy *street noise*
 macintose: thank you for having me it's great to be here
 accountmadeforants: Oh, I miss Punt/Counterpunt
 accountmadeforants: 
 pleonasticTautology: 
 TehAmelie:  has been achieved
 Strebenherz: steal the cop car, commit crimes
 IanAllenBird: oh no!
 Travilogue: Oh, I did too good at this part it seems
 TehAmelie: fight the power, with anxiety!
 accountmadeforants: I didn't see this and I love it
 Strebenherz: I didn't realize you were playing disco elysium
 accountmadeforants: @Strebenherz Disco Elysium wishes it was this cool 
 pleonasticTautology: (i don't think that subtitle is supposed to be stuck)
 Strebenherz: Time for screams
 accountmadeforants: @pleonasticTautology I don't think so either but it's still appropriate so I guess they can mark it as a feature instead 
 Strebenherz: "the new maid" ffs
 pleonasticTautology: yeah
SaxPython: Insert Phineas and Ferb age joke here
 Strebenherz: !findquote hole
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 Strebenherz: oh dang a les paul
 Alyssa_Swift: She's Derek?
roastbeefsandwitch: Having dilly bar envy here
 accountmadeforants: GIRUGAMESH
 TehAmelie: impressive that we managed to ride that bike into Ground Zero without making any Akira references
SaxPython: Huntrix don't miss
 accountmadeforants: I'm glad for this game's invisible walls because I would definitely be mucking around for far too long 
SaxPython: If only you had the Strength
roastbeefsandwitch: This feels like some Ghibli films. Mostly just wandering in blissful animation
 Decaped: This sure is a lot of 3d modeling work
iarethel0ser: Hacker voice we're in.
SaxPython: Watermelon Sugar
 accountmadeforants: Game only lets you take photos wrong, it's great
 Travilogue: Devs certainly know what gamers are like
SaxPython: Look For This Photograph 
 Travilogue: At the bit where you wake up under the tree in the meadow, if you go left, you just wrap around to the right side of the screen
 accountmadeforants: @Travilogue Yup, and you can walk back after you meet Quaver and she starts leading you to the house, and if you loop around fast enough you can overtake her for a bit 
 Alyssa_Swift: I'm most familiar with the Kingdom Hearts level
 ContingentCat: There's a few things that do both
 Travilogue: @accountmadeforants I started going back left after getting to Quaver, but decided to not be quite that silly
Basic_Human_Decency: Whats with the radiation sparkles on  the screen
 pleonasticTautology: @Basic_Human_Decency vcr effect
 e_bloc: Fellas, it's been good to know ya
jubale1: is it unrhymthable though?
 TehAmelie: now the game truly begins?
 pleonasticTautology: for the big red ones you can spam
 pleonasticTautology: and you can change the controller buttons you wanna use in options
 accountmadeforants:  
 pleonasticTautology: names of a buncha folks i know 
 IanAllenBird: I'm a sucker for late credits
 accountmadeforants: 
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 e_bloc: this art style slaps
 Travilogue: Okay, I was wondering if my selecting having played rhythm games before was why I got minimal instruction here but I see it wasn't.
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 pleonasticTautology: 🤘
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 Alyssa_Swift: Abbreviated "HARM"
 pleonasticTautology: yeah yeah yeah yeah YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
 TehAmelie: yay crimes
 accountmadeforants: 
 TehAmelie: but now there's fewer!
 pleonasticTautology: that's how you can tell this game was made by homestucks
 pleonasticTautology: (rj lake started his career on the homestuck music team)
 pleonasticTautology: https://hsmusic.wiki/artist/rj-lake/
 GhostValv: GG
 IanAllenBird: you win!
 Travilogue: Good Show everyone!
 hatboozeparty: uh?
iarethel0ser: 
 pleonasticTautology: richard gung was an artist for homestuck, he did the flash talksprites
 Decaped: Another great game finished on Rhythm Cafe
 Travilogue: I actually like that they front load the credits.
 spethycakes: ahhh episodic structure
 Decaped: the...the titles are capitalized and the names aren't
 pleonasticTautology: @Decaped they're because they're anticapitalst
 Decaped: @pleonasticTautology 
 pleonasticTautology: 
 Alyssa_Swift: Does that imply that titles are inherently capitalist?
 pleonasticTautology: paul henderson is my boyfriend!
 CptMurphey: if you back out to the main menu there's an arcade mode
 Travilogue: I took a quick look at the arcade section, and there is A LOT in there
 accountmadeforants: There's an arcade mode in the main menu
 pleonasticTautology: and jamie paige is one of my best friends!
 accountmadeforants: I also want to live in that world
Mashamino: WORDS
 Marvoleath: just like you crashed the ice-cream kid's dreams
 pleonasticTautology: that's jamie paige!!!
 pleonasticTautology: just. a shot of air.
roastbeefsandwitch: DON'T LEAN ON THE WALL!
 pleonasticTautology: i LOVE that treble talks in lowercase 
 Decaped: this news station is complicit, i can tell because of the font
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 spethycakes: so tall people can't evade it
 Alyssa_Swift: Actually they're rice balls
 pleonasticTautology: HAH
Mashamino: 
 accountmadeforants: Yes always pasta
Mai_Andra: ♫ c o r n d o g ♫
Mashamino: this is my last risotto? doesn't quite work but it makes me happy
Mashamino: both their idle animations are delightful
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 HorusFive: Smash cut to bleached white prison cell
 accountmadeforants: This is what video games would look like if they had editors
 Bruceski: smash cut
iarethel0ser: Directly to jail, without passing go.
 HorusFive: "I'm Nineteen!" 
 accountmadeforants: 
Mashamino: anime age, could be 8-35
 calculated_uncertainties: @Mashamino we know she isn't an adult, because someone told us
Mashamino: fair
SaxPython: oki oki fight club X Rhythem Cafe
 accountmadeforants: 
 pleonasticTautology: fighting games are just a different kind of rhythm game
 TheDevil_Risen:  
 pleonasticTautology: it's autosaves only, no manuals
Ultimate_Trainer: I think it autosaves inbetween episodes
 pleonasticTautology: there are MANY autosave points
 pleonasticTautology: more than just between episodes
Ultimate_Trainer: oh I've only ever stopped at a episode start and stops
 pleonasticTautology: my main box is linux so i spent all of release day doing a Lot of troubleshooting
 Travilogue: Wow! All the little dialogue branches they put in!
 pleonasticTautology: 
 e_bloc: for health purposes, I only consume unprocessed prisoners
 pleonasticTautology: i'm not even involved in making the game and i'm super happy you love it
 pleonasticTautology: yesssss
 accountmadeforants: The game for sure doesn't pull any punches
 pleonasticTautology: YESSSS
Ultimate_Trainer: ooooh I can't wait
 IanAllenBird: o7
Ashmantle: 
SaxPython: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 IanAllenBird: oh,
 spethycakes: Is that...no, never mind
 Travilogue: Are were sure that's not W+P?
 ContingentCat: Well find out
 Decaped: they were building it earlier today
  Juliamon: They were building it today... it was..... well.
 Decaped: so, until recently, they didn't know what it was either
 e_bloc: yeah, all cards with snow art
 ContingentCat: Ooo
SaxPython: 
 e_bloc: the building was . . . not the easiest
 pleonasticTautology: snow mechanics also came back in Kaldheim
 e_bloc: also MH2
 pleonasticTautology: 
  Juliamon: the takeaway I got from the build was "don't draft black"
 e_bloc: @Juliamon oh that's good--when I had to stop watching it was don't draft black or red 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
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 accountmadeforants: 
 TehAmelie: 
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