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TXC2: Hello everybody
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TXC2: hello SylvrSystem welcome
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TXC2: CONTACT
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Strebenherz: Good morning y'all
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Xed_Regulus:
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Anubis169:

SilasLunark: Graham back??
Anubis169:
morning all 
JDMan94: Mornin
Foxmar320: Hello Anubis169
JDMan94: Awful mornin but mornin
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Strebenherz: Graham unexploded
Foxmar320: @SilasLunark Yeah they let him back in the building
Strebenherz: @jdman94 hope it goes better
hyralt: Morning y'all
TXC2: hello hyralt welcome
hyralt: Thanks @TXC2 how are you?
Simriel: Huh. I thought Graham exploded at Desert Bus. 1975-2025
TXC2: hyralt I'm ok, eating cake, how about you?
hyralt: sleepy zzzzz
Strebenherz: He regenerates if you make a dad joke
Noy2222: He got better
Foxmar320: Ian and Paul made a new Graham using a 3D printer.
sunmare_bahamut: happy timezone all
TXC2: we have spare Grahams
hyralt: And now I want cake lol
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TXC2: hello sunmare_bahamut welcome
exeJayce: good morning everyone!!!
TehAmelie: yay, i was just in time
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TXC2: hello exeJayce and TehAmelie welcome
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TXC2: hello Cunobelenos and Flyingdelorion and Statist42 welcome
Foxmar320:

Bassios:
Hi friends! 
Cavemanhar: good afternoon peeps
hyralt: There are so many different typefaces on this title card
TXC2: hello Bassios and Cavemanhar welcome
XenoMish: Good evening ✨
CaptainSpam: Any second now.
Graham_LRR: @hyralt listen…
TXC2: Here we GO!
Foxmar320: lol G
hyralt:
@Graham_LRR 
Cunobelenos: @hyralt honestly a little papyrus would help...
Aitsu111: Calling it now G git Cheerios for cereal
Vinewood_OG: Oww my eyes!
TXC2: Hello James
GhostValv: D:
TehAmelie: hiya!
GhostValv: oh and good morning
lamina5432: bad morning??
Foxmar320: That made my eyes hurt
TXC2: !patreon
Noy2222: With guest guest - PAUL
OldUncleDan: Hey James! Want to let you know that as a Minnesota sports fan, we really appreciated the early Christmas gift we got from the Vancouver Canuks! We promise to provide Quinn Hughes a good home here!
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TXC2: !store
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Foxmar320: Settle in
Mai_Andra:
Good morning? but it's noon... 
Noy2222: Wheeler?
northos:

Aitsu111: Morgan?
Yondaime233:
must be James 
BlueMechanic: It could be anyone, it could even be a boat
niccus: not in the summary paragraph!
CaptainSpam: "He is a British actor who passed away in 2013..."
GhostValv: oh no~~
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Aitsu111: Is it Jer
CrossXhunteR: start it from the top
Foxmar320: I think it's Serge
beowuuf: insert wheeler beep now for comedy
GhostValv: Beej?
LoadingReadyRun: it could be anybody
Aquarionics: It's probably James
jessicatheblack:
Heyooo!

Darleysam: the going live post also slightly gave it away, to be fair
thedevil_risen1: Good morning moonbase
jessicatheblack:
@Aquarionics 
Noy2222: Graham? Star of Jay Leno AND Colbert?
NorthstarTex: It could be Paul
TXC2:
is it Tim? 
Simriel: Don't forget when he Ended Racism for the state of British Columbia
Creideiki_SE: Does Kathleen know she's Graham's *future* wife?
amative1: The Idiot Room!? oh-woah-oh-oh-oh...
Aitsu111: It's Kate I'm positive
beowuuf:
great show, same time next week? 
red_shoes_jeff: @Creideiki_SE She will.
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NorthstarTex: Could be a different Kathleen and Penelope
hyralt: ICBC is also the single car insurance provider in BC, right? Seems efficient
thedevil_risen1: Bus cancer
GhostValv: wooo~~~
Aquarionics: @Creideiki_SE I mean, also past and present. It's like all the ghosts at once
Foxmar320: Way to sell that part James
niccus: i cant hear you lymphomaaaaaaa
RayFK: "Sometimes"
Foxmar320: So many feet videos
Anubis169: o hai
GhostValv: Clap
beowuuf:
noiw i see why james has avoided the OG LRR peeps before 
NimrodXIV: we all miss Graham
TXC2: it's Graham!
Cunobelenos: who would have thought?!?!
Noy2222: GASP
beowuuf: hey graham
jessicatheblack:

exeJayce: le gasp
Punching_Bag:
spoilers 
red_shoes_jeff:
It's GRA 
NorthstarTex: Ohai G
exeJayce: a proper Graham episode!
Foxmar320: Survived living with Matt
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TXC2: and then lived with Alex
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Foxmar320: Yeah it skipped Alex
electra310: It was a big accomplishment!
hyralt: @Cunobelenos There's always room for Papyrus XD
Cunobelenos:
@hyralt Thanks!!! 
hyralt: @Cunobelenos You're welcome!
Micalovits: We won't stand for this Alex Erasure!
TXC2: a couple videos from 20 years ago that might not be online anymore.....
beowuuf: homeopathic roomates
Darleysam: the Apartment of Theseus
hyralt: Mr. Turner: tear down this wall!
RayFK: Really selling a good picture of this house
Creideiki_SE: I did that in university. It became a slight problem when none of the people named on the lease actually lived there anymore.
loufghyslaufey: @TXC2 Canadaman: Apparently lost to time.... apparently.
TXC2: loufghyslaufey darn, well we'll always have Lrrumble
thedevil_risen1: Shrodinger's apartment, if you observe the contents then the people who live there change
jessicatheblack:

TXC2:
they should 
littleunknownn: what a dream
ProcyonFlynn: Yet!
JDMan94: 7/11 edibles sounds like HELLLLLL
beowuuf: officeer
Foxmar320: They really should
NorthstarTex:
Bill be haunting you in the best way 
Aitsu111: Pax Aus
PhoenixMelior: I guess bill just wanted to say hi
loufghyslaufey: Generic Convention
TXC2: Dreams are memories from different realities
jessicatheblack: buying 'weed gummies' at a 7-eleven is a VERY american thing
OldUncleDan: How many of those disturbances involved your bladder?
Foxmar320: Sounds like a cat
Anubis169:

wolfiezz43 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
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PhoenixMelior: Baxter or Finnegan
JDMan94: The classic
Aitsu111: Poor guy
hyralt: @JDMan94 Imagine tubular brownies rotating on the hot dog/taquito heater....
Vinewood_OG: The ghost of danksmas past
loufghyslaufey:
So
thrice by twilight was disturbed by a...
Strebenherz: Was it Baxter
loufghyslaufey: !card bump in the night
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TehAmelie: Ben will never break through the James ceiling ;_;
Aitsu111: Back issue
TXC2: gradually every member of LRR will fill every role on GMM
tsp397: I thought James was on assignment those weeks
beowuuf:
there was also a golf game once 
Simriel:
Can Graham ever claim the title of One True Host of GMM 
Foxmar320: Graham tends to start things
RayFK: "Look at this awful thing" sure sounds like Jordynne
TXC2: Foxmar320 as the intro taught us
thedevil_risen1: Mmm green frosted flakes
thedevil_risen1: Ooo yum
RayFK: uhhhh ohhhh, crunchhhhyyyyy
Anubis169: You have a separate aisle for granola?
Vinewood_OG: Dad pick
Foxmar320:

loufghyslaufey: Its so stupid sometimes
TehAmelie: if they have a granola isle and a cereal isle, is there also a müsli isle?
poipal: Shelf stockers out here starting fights
EvilBadman: what a calamity
NorthstarTex: Granola is peak.
gualdhar: I, for one, cant wait for the chaos of Cori hosting Jordynne with Heather in the booth
niccus: granola cereal cereal granola
JDMan94: Granola always ruled
northos:
maybe eating this cereal is what caused you to become a dad 
Anubis169: nuts and grains taste awesome
loufghyslaufey: Valorant!
Darleysam: you've always been a dad
poipal: That Post cereal cranberry crunch stuff is also great
thedevil_risen1: Just bad puns.
beowuuf: i think dads should be referenced to be doing graham things
witchy_snake: Ohhhh my personal pick as well. I miss the raisin ones, they stopped selling those at least at the Dollarama here.
TXC2: Graham has been training his dad credentials his whole life
Vinewood_OG: "I was making bad jokes the whole time!"
loufghyslaufey:
Before
was "dad cool"
maywecomein: for me, dad pick is definitely rice krispies or plain cheerios. granola is a "me as a regular person" pick!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: My niece says I make "uncle jokes."
RayFK: FUCK YEAH SHREDDIES
RayFK: It sure is
Darleysam: "you merely adopted the dad. I was born in it."
Anubis169: We have them in UK
UnknownFriday: I tell dad jokes all the time and I'm never going to become a dad.
tsp397: We have Shreddies in the UK
RayFK: I bring boxes back every time I come back
TehAmelie: i always thought granola was some vague anti-hippie slang term but then they started using it on food in Sweden
NorthstarTex: I think so?
7gorobei: you may have adopted the dad joke, G was born in the dad joke
Geldaran: used to... not sure.
LidofLoathing: Not by that name
fonkoncle: deffo have em in the uk
loufghyslaufey: Or when some would claim "that's cringe, man"
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amative1: not by that name or "format"
RayFK: Fuck that they're perfect
JDMan94: I like mini shredded wheat
TheAwkes: Harvest Crunch is great for fortifying other cereals.
Astrovore: Shreddies are a Dad cereal
Anubis169:
Muelli 
JDMan94: The ones with either blueberry or strawberry on them
RayFK: I will not stand for Shreddies Slander
beowuuf: shreddiesreadyrun
Aitsu111: Damn
Mai_Andra: There's something called "Shreaded Wheat" that's probably close enough.
Darleysam: ah, Croque Nature, the third gender after Monsieur and Madame
Geldaran: shreddies looks more like big wheat Chex here.
Foxmar320: Thats a lot of Grahams
Narcuru subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 91 months!
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TXC2: Shreddies Slander and Fruit loops libel
PhoenixMelior: Oh good crunch
LeeshaJoy: 23 Grahams? That's too many. Put some back.
loufghyslaufey:
Question! Question! For 
TheMerricat: Chat I just want to remind you that a single quarter pounder from McD is ~400 calories.
Simriel: Fun fact, Granola was invented for Weird Reasons
Anubis169: WHAT!?
Darleysam: nice
PhoenixMelior: Canadian, mind
loufghyslaufey: @Anubis169 Canadian
amative1: that's a lot of Grahams
northos:
apparently I have no reference for the price of cereal, that sounded totally reasonable to me 
SomebodyNowhere:
x 475
rosiedog88: one grahham is more than enough jk
Vinewood_OG: How do you lift the box?
Anubis169: almost half a kilo of delicious
Darleysam: that's halfway to a kilograham
electra310: So many Grahams
NorthstarTex: how do the fit all grahams in the box?
PhoenixMelior: As a fellow Canadian, it is expensive up here, please help.
KWardJenx: Cannibal!
TXC2: £3.80 for that box is still a lot IMO
LeeshaJoy: @Simriel Is it one of those anti-jerkin'-it foods?
witchy_snake: What??? Where you get them James?? I get them at the Dollarama here and it's like 4cad at most.
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electra310: Granola in the US is also wildly expensive
Simriel: @leeshajoy Yes!
Pharmacistjudge: I try to remember the two syllables
Vinewood_OG: "Coffee for Brayan."
TehAmelie: i want to remind chat the way we measure calories is burning stuff in a process almost entirely unlike what the body does to food
thinproficiencyu6d: <message deleted>Cheap view͙e̤rs on streamboo .com (remove the space) @CioqyIM8
PhoenixMelior: Greyums
TheMerricat:

CaptainSpam: Gru-HAM.
Marvoleath:
Gra 
Simriel: THANK YOU MODS
thedevil_risen1: Good shot mods
TXC2: bots, please I'm eating cake
TheAwkes:
At least you don't live with the burden of being a Graeme. 
LoadingReadyRun: damn stream bot ads in 2025 crazy
Mai_Andra: ♪ Gram! Gram! Gram! Gram! ♪
maywecomein: james and graham: are there a lot of big chunks in this cereal? or mostly loose oats?
Anubis169: Just means we're doing something right
Bassios: Aww, I missed seeing the bot before the mods nuked it 🤣
Foxmar320: I get at least two stream bots each time I stream now
macintose: good morning moonbase
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Pharmacistjudge: and me
PorpoisesUnknown: When can we get an LRR themed cereal? I need "Golden Graham's Grahams
TXC2: hello macintose welcome
Simriel: Granola is also named thst cause of a legal dispute
thedevil_risen1: Love me some Granola with fruit and Greek yoghurt
JDMan94: @thedevil_risen1 Hellllll yeah
Anubis169: what was it trying to be before that simriel ?
loufghyslaufey:
@LoadingReadyRun But they got nothing on
's one time Open Wheel Season!
Pharmacistjudge: I missed this one
inetro: Are you sure this wasnt a fever dream??
Darleysam: OH I think I remember seeing that on bsky
Simriel: @anubis169 Granula, but that was copywrited
TheAinMAP:

Foxmar320: Coffee with Serge always sounds like a threat to me after watching Gvlogs
Pharmacistjudge: now i'm kinda glad I missed it
raulghoulia: Teddy Grahams comes from Graham cracker named for its founder who wanted to make a flavorless food as an anti masturbatory aid for teens in the 1800s
Simriel: @raulghoulia Same rough source as Granola! Different person tho
TXC2: Foxmar320 wakes up, it's 5am, Serge not an inch from my face, "we're going coffee!"
PorpoisesUnknown: I'm a Captn' Crunch "F the roof of my mouth" kinda dude
Pharmacistjudge: and this is what interdental picks in my cubbie are for
thedevil_risen1: Man I love how ppl from not aussie say weet bix
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rosiedog88: red green gruul?
Aitsu111: Didn't Ian basically do that
thedevil_risen1: Fills my heart
CrossXhunteR: back in the 1940s
Foxmar320: @TXC2 It's a six hour adventure in a city we don't know and we get there and it's closed
TXC2:
thedevil_risen1 were we say the "A" in the middle? 
Terr0rc0tta: mega wheats
RayFK: Get got
Vinewood_OG: You mentioned CTC recently. My partner randomly grabbed me 2 boxes on BOGO. I destroyed them in like a week.
thedevil_risen1: Wow that's crazy
Ms_LadyMix: Yeah we add an a, also weetabix rules
Jayrod1220: @Terr0rc0tta Hay Bales?
thedevil_risen1: I never knew that G thanks
macintose: mood
CaptainTeo: Funnily funnily enough, it has the extra A in the UK, too.
TXC2:
Foxmar320 
inetro: Oh thats a face
thedevil_risen1: Mood
TXC2: yeap that's 6am face
Foxmar320: Sleepy Ben
Ms_LadyMix: Good lord lol
CaptainTeo: Yeah, this sounds like 6 AM music.
ProcyonFlynn: #Nightmare
Simriel: That is a 6:30 weird chanting face for sure
PorpoisesUnknown: As an American I prefer the pronunciation of "Aluminum"
CrossXhunteR: that’s just sounds
SomebodyNowhere:

Moansters: That's so loud omg
itsaysTRUENO: the customer MUST be punished
niccus: oh sweet
Foxmar320: Cursed
Aitsu111: Why are you here music
hyralt: what is that "music"
Ms_LadyMix: They did not want you to sit and enjoy your coffee lol
TXC2:
y'all never get to complain about bagpipes again 
PorpoisesUnknown: Serge tapped out lol
NimrodXIV: welcome to hell
Pharmacistjudge: but that song is a banger
Foxmar320: I love the 3am music
itsaysTRUENO: animal crossing on gamecube has a super loud annoying music at 2AM too
Aitsu111: It's great
Noy2222: Oh no! I have to wake up!
TheMerricat:
@TXC2 Just because you found something worse than bagpipes does not elevate bagpipes.
(note, I like bagpipes.
)
PorpoisesUnknown: lmao
Foxmar320: lol
thedevil_risen1: Love 3am animal crossing
Ms_LadyMix: Animal Crossing with the hard "you done fucked up" soundtrack
itsaysTRUENO: "go to bed, clown"
PhoenixMelior: "Why are you up at 3am"
Foxmar320: LOL
loufghyslaufey: But whatif you boot the game at 3am?
Pharmacistjudge: this is gremlin music
TXC2: TheMerricat touché
littleunknownn: yeah, that's a "why are you playing at 3am"
Strebenherz: How DARE XD
loufghyslaufey: After waking up at 3am?
Aceviru: It's "shu meme" vibes
itsaysTRUENO: a lot of stuff i found during covid is cursed
Aceviru: Stu*
EvilBadman: 5pm funk makes me happy to leave work
thedevil_risen1: Let's goooo
LeeshaJoy: I actually restarted my island last month in anticipation of the update!
NonjaBiru: wild updates for a wild world
TXC2: numbers!
Aitsu111: Stats stat
loufghyslaufey: A cereal tierlist? I... concede?
thedevil_risen1: Witchy has been going hard on the crossing. V. Enjoyable
Foxmar320: Twitch stats?! oh no
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macintose: number of chats from chatters?
Aitsu111: Spotify age called me out so hard
itsaysTRUENO: if you dont have a switch, the City Folk Deluxe mod is out there
Mai_Andra: Graham wraps?
Aceviru: I stop midway because you guys come on twitch
PhoenixMelior: It does
Aitsu111: Interesting
PhoenixMelior: I hate it and turned it off
lamina5432: I knew that
codatski: It does and it's garbage
Jayrod1220: As does Auto Play on Mobile
TheAinMAP: If you mouse over long enough.
northos:
@PhoenixMelior you can turn it off?! brb 
MTigress: there's a way to turn off the mouse over counting as a play
lamina5432: I think it does
Anubis169: Straight from the LRR office router! Here is your yearly roundup of what you watched in incognito mode, when you thought nobody was paying attention!
thedevil_risen1: Sometimes depending on the algorithm of the day
EvilBadman: That sounds cromulent
PhoenixMelior: @northos you can but i had to dig for it
itsaysTRUENO: you can disable autoplay as a browser setting too
EdibleDragon: Now I feel kinda bad messing up people's stats by sometimes watching the autoplay with no intention of clicking
Aceviru: @itsaysTRUENO It sucks it's by device and not by account
Aitsu111: 10k
northos: @PhoenixMelior I found it! man that's so much better, thank you!
macintose: 500-600
Jayrod1220: 680
loufghyslaufey: The- oh, this channel? 20K, naturally.
PorpoisesUnknown: Lmao
EvilBadman: I'mma say 779
Simriel: Fuckin Lovedoctorz
Noy2222: 578
BlueMechanic: love doctors was ahead of its time
Foxmar320: 500-600 sounds about right
Aitsu111: I'm hoping for another CFUT
loufghyslaufey: The 20th subathon was a thing not too long ago, so...
TXC2: the people just don't understand the joy of the love doctors
TheKingWiggins: 2.7B people tuning in for the vow renewal
Micalovits: 420 for the memes
Narcuru: 550
RayFK: 376
PorpoisesUnknown: 478
beowuuf: I would guess 250?
Aitsu111: 147
Kurintoi: pretty close at the moment
Aquarionics: Very close to right now
RayFK:
10 years ago 
SnyperWoIf: I peaked in high school
itsaysTRUENO: the peak was adam's milk
PhoenixMelior: I peaked last year
macintose: so about what's watching now nice.
PorpoisesUnknown: 10 years ago is diabolical lol
Aitsu111: Are we counting PPRs
Jayrod1220: 11,111 spider-man ppr?
EvilBadman: @RayFK good joke streamer
thedevil_risen1: Final Fantasy PPR
thedevil_risen1: *sort of*
TXC2: the legally not PRR
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Aitsu111: LoTR PPR
macintose: 7k?
loufghyslaufey:
We... don't get to count
's Open Season Wheel?
SnyperWoIf: 3158. The year I was born!
PorpoisesUnknown: Was it edging?
PhoenixMelior: AAA the set
Aitsu111: We Edging
Aceviru: @PorpoisesUnknown Nice
macintose: great set, best of the year imho
TheMerricat: EoE is a nice set. I love what stationing brought me.
TXC2:
only set I ever got to platinum on draft 
Marvoleath: at least 3
CaptainTeo:
I'm unique people. 
TheMerricat:
Chat, you ALL are unique. Even the bots. 
Aitsu111: 3.4m
PhoenixMelior: At least 69
NorthstarTex: at least <current viewer count>
macintose: 113k followers so 32k?
Aceviru: Is it before needing to chat or after. 😏
loufghyslaufey: @PhoenixMelior But imagine, "67m" <(=w=)>
itsaysTRUENO: marketing is all sorcery
TheKingWiggins: 42069 👌 😂 💯
EvilBadman: Excuse me what
loufghyslaufey: *67, sorry >_<
PhoenixMelior: What are YOUR kpis
RayFK: But what about your OKR's?
jessicatheblack:
did James invite Graham to GMM just to give him a performance review? 
EdibleDragon: Klicks Per Internet
GhostValv:
from management types 
inetro: Yep. Many industries run on KPIs!
beowuuf:
please stop saying the word, I'm a quality manager 
Marvoleath: corpo-talk be like that
NorthstarTex: used to enable that world with my previous job
tsp397: Businesses like TLAs
dougma: Objective Key Results
EvilBadman: @RayFK you're not my bathroom supervisor
CaptainTeo: Kills Per Inch
Kurintoi: twitch changed up what a view actually means didn't they part way this year?
dropkickstart: i hate that I know what KPIs and IKRs are lol
Vinewood_OG:
Corpo dork acronyms 
Anubis169: There are many other less polite expansions of 'KPI' used by people on the receiving end of them
ForOhForError: What about your TKOs?
Obothehobo11: I honestly thought that was a pretty well known kpi acronym these days
thedevil_risen1: What's your SLA's?
PhoenixMelior: Useless trash indicators
EvilBadman: @thedevil_risen1 james will post a weekly schedule on mondays. Probably.
Jayrod1220: Highest only being under 4k seems like it might be lower than expected.
Anubis169: i know they don't log people who don't use the player
thedevil_risen1: @EvilBadman Nice. Love that answer
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Marvoleath:
I may start saying things like "all of our LRRs are great" in management meetings from now on 
MrSarkhan:

jessicatheblack: No Scope!
itsaysTRUENO: full points on geoguesser
PhoenixMelior: Ben is one of the LRR himbos
Aceviru:

Marvoleath: that's more than 10!
CrossXhunteR: I was with graham at 20K
TXC2: "people"
RayFK: Well Graham, I have a business plan for you...
PhoenixMelior: Can i recommend more cute animals?
EvilBadman: "How do we convert these users"
TheMerricat: You know, I'd love to know those stats for the DB channel....
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xerjen: Brainwashing? Hypnosis?
morteica: Just keep being hilarious.
TXC2: !addquote (Bengineering) [now] I'm too much of a dumbass to cheat.
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EvilBadman: @TheMerricat Ashton drops stats during thank you hour
NorthstarTex: have random numbers on the screen? people like numbers and when they go up?
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TheMerricat:
@EvilBadman I'm too emotional during that hour to notice. 
PhoenixMelior: 69.
NorthstarTex: all of the minutes
PhoenixMelior: Oh i thought it was average minutes watched
Aceviru: C'mon I worked so hard for this moment
macintose: is that all time for the year?
thedevil_risen1: How many desert bucks of *distracted* productivity are we responsible for
itsaysTRUENO: collective human lifetime spent watching stream
TXC2: surely it's average viewers times total time streamed?
EvilBadman: @PhoenixMelior 68±1
TehAmelie: me, pausing a marathon rewatch of Talking Simulator to catch this stream: hope i'm not skewing the average a lot
PhoenixMelior: @evilbadman EXACTLY
arkilyd: I believe it comes down to how many people can catch the shows live and which ones are willing to wait for the VoD
undecided44: Do you have separate numbers for unique live viewers vs. Unique vod viewers? I would think the Unique vod viewers would be a decent proxy for "general stable audience".
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote hours
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morteica: I basically have you guys on all the time. I'll throw on a playlist on the TV while I do stuff all day. Catching random jokes just makes the day better
NorthstarTex: all of February
ContingentCat: A lot
beowuuf:
so watch for a full month, then you have the rest of the year off 
lamina5432: at least 1000 so probably 2k
Barb4rian: Wait how many hours was that again?
Anubis169 checks the archive
macintose: 60 days
50keyz: *checks my recap*
amative1: 29,791 days
Barb4rian: 29791 days
Narcuru: 29k days
PhoenixMelior: Wait what
beowuuf: if we go by the book...
itsaysTRUENO: if this is the entire collective chat's time spent, it should be a huge number
ballesta25: I think you could get this by dividing the hours watched by average viewership
NorthstarTex: blame james
KWardJenx: Never do math on camera
Bruceski: about 30,000 days
Noy2222: But how many minutes in a year?
SomebodyNowhere: math is for blockers
PhoenixMelior: Whoa
amative1: 715000 hours, 29k days
Narcuru: almost 30k days yeah
Aitsu111: Lol
50keyz: was the math done before or after 11
PhoenixMelior: That's so many days
Aceviru: hahaha
TheMerricat: 30,000 days roughly.
TehAmelie: 81½ years
moepmoepmoepmoepmoepmoep: 81 years
Pinwiz11: 81+ years
TXC2:
damnit James 
TheKingWiggins: yeah, this makes way more sense lol
itsaysTRUENO: yeah
Strebenherz: 30 days seems short
NonjaBiru: Just a bit off
UnknownFriday: 30 days is about what I've watched LRR this year. Personally. On my own.
TheMerricat: 953 months.
Anubis169: 4255-ish weeks, or 81.5 years
amative1: 81.56 years viewed this year
TheAwkes: 30 ish hours per week, 50 ish weeks. 1500 hours.
morteica: @UnknownFriday Same
PhoenixMelior: Ben "knows when he dies" Ulmer
Boopity: Fun fact: some places use commas instead of periods for decimal points
Darleysam: watching too much Twitch
thedevil_risen1: Man that's a lot of desert bucks of productivity. Well done chat!
dougma: 100 days streamed
Anubis169: it'll be the day you finish watching all that LRR content
RayFK: Like 5
Aitsu111: 35k hrs
itsaysTRUENO: remember that part in Big Fish where he plays LoL for 10 years
amative1: 2025!
doubleo21: 82 if you round up
PhoenixMelior: 2025 hours in 2025?!
XenoMish:
This is kinda dry... 
Aitsu111: Nice
Statist42: imagine you go to sleep "cant wait to find out how i die tommorow" and then just never wake up
amative1: !clips
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Aitsu111: Oh my
Aitsu111: 20k
itsaysTRUENO: fewer accidental clips now!
TheKingWiggins: So per day streamed, we watched a years worth of content?
Aitsu111: Clip it that's the ticket
Boopity: No more accidental clips!
TXC2: yeah clips are WAAAAAAY down
TheMerricat: Reminder chat my time in HR has taught me 2080 hours a year is a full-time position (40 hours, 5 day weeks)
CaptainTeo: Also the clipping frontend. I literally can't open the clip page anymore because the video is so huge.
Sartagis: Yeah thought 30 was low since i had watched 9 days and 9 hours alone according to my twitch recap
lamina5432: the most annoying thing to clip is you can't keep watching the stream
witchy_snake: Twitch changed like twice the way clips work in backends and both sucks.
Anubis169: meta-stats.. 84.3 days, you streamed ~23.1% of the year nonstop
ProcyonFlynn: Twitch's clips fail for me about 1 out of ever 3 tries. I don't know why it keeps breaking.
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loufghyslaufey: I used to prone a habit of accidental clips as well
Bruceski: When they added the mobile aspect ratio preview I started having major performance issues when I tried to clip stuff.
beowuuf: yup, i kept having to purge my clips because of that
Aitsu111: I like the newest way clips work
Boopity: There was a fake "published" button, when the clip was already published anyway once you clicked the clip button
ContingentCat: I can't seem to figure out how to get clips to happen in mobile
TXC2: !clips
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PhoenixMelior: Too many
Jayrod1220: Ooof
Krillin_fan: +1
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Aitsu111: Trillion
itsaysTRUENO: 4M
RayFK: +1
dougma: 500Mil
ContingentCat: a lot
xerjen: Do you update live?
TheAinMAP: Well, having the option to clip while still watching to stream is nice.
TheMerricat: several millions.
Anubis169:
Some of us know the exact number 
brieandbacon: yes
LordZarano: A few
macintose: 275Million
Darleysam: how many timeouts...
bytecaster: I'm doing my part!
Creideiki_SE: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
ContingentCat: a bajillion
TXC2:
and how many of them were me saying hello? 
Bruceski: Quick! Change the number!
TehAmelie: i think 5 million
emperorchampion: 100 million dr evil face
realbadatthis_: 1.29 Billion
50keyz: 400k
beowuuf:
ok, make it easier, hopw many were worthwhile 
SylvrSystem: lol
Marvoleath:
Does that count LRRBot? 
3PlayerPolitics: sry
TheAwkes: Two numbers, chats by Stormgod and by everyone else.
Vinewood_OG:

Darleysam: Rookie numbers, Chat!
CrossXhunteR: got to get those numbers up
macintose: damn dude called out
Narcuru: gotta pump your numbers up
Anubis169: 'down'?
TheMerricat:
You can't blame us, you let Adam have the ban hammer. 
PhoenixMelior: Chat our engagement has gone down!
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Sylenctone: More chat?
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Aceviru: Hey we respect our mods
dougma: Oh I don't believe htat
Mai_Andra: how many chat messages were sent in other places?
xerjen: We are trying our best
Darleysam:

Anubis169:
Aceviru 
bytecaster: Sorry, I will take full responsibility
Aitsu111: Chat these are rookie numbers
LostThePirate:
+1 
emperorchampion: too late
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Warning: contains situations.
Noy2222: Fs in chat
amative1: so it's YOUR fault?
beowuuf: gotta go faster!
CrossXhunteR: how many blasted
3PlayerPolitics: F
loufghyslaufey: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Boss Juice
Anubis169: it used to
Anubis169:

Pharmacistjudge: I've been blasted before the roulette
thedevil_risen1: !beej
PhoenixMelior: Is it still 1000 bits to spin?
itsaysTRUENO: getting blasted is part of the chat's role in a stream
morteica: Let's Nope is the best
loufghyslaufey: @LRRbot To fight the boss level, right?
50keyz: cmon canada!
BersonCorps: I will say that for the amount of viewers you consistently have, your chat moves at a pretty reasonable pace
thedevil_risen1: !badadvice
LRRbot: More lips will solve this.
TheMerricat: US, UK, Canada, Australia, TBD
Vinewood_OG: "Engagement."
CrossXhunteR: is Canada number 2, or lower?
TehAmelie: i bet Svenboriga is up there
EvilBadman: Sweden is high for some reason IIRC
TXC2: US, UK, Can, Aus, Ned ?
beowuuf: UK has to be on there, interesting to know what
Aitsu111: Aus Uk America are all I got
beowuuf: *where
TPRJones: i think i've sent almost a whole dozen chat comments this year. been a really yapper year for me.
PhoenixMelior: Germany might be up there
macintose: United States, Canada, UK, Austrialia, Germany, Netherlands?
itsaysTRUENO: that's right check the phone book, we're number 1, baby
ContingentCat: US, Canada, UK, Australia, germany?
TheMerricat:
@TPRJones 
Creideiki_SE: @EvilBadman We just have good taste.
Noy2222: United States, Canada, Mexico, Canada, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru
Darleysam: o7
3PlayerPolitics: 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧
SomebodyNowhere: united states candada mexico panama ... wait what
fry_dx: We're Number Two! We're Number Two!
Mai_Andra: For USA, which state is the highest?
ContingentCat: @Noy2222 ah yes that sneaky second canada
Anubis169: 👇 Look! A distraction!
Aceviru: @Noy2222 Damn that's a spicy list.
TXC2: indeed UK, england is not a country
loufghyslaufey: Chat keeps throwing us/ourselves off!
EvilBadman: Oh at least, if i remember Desert Bus feud like years ago, Sweden was high
Aitsu111: Germany
witchy_snake: Germany next probably?
PhoenixMelior: #cometobrazil
xerjen:
Europe is not a country, Ben 
EvilBadman: uh europe is a band
bytecaster: I'm watching from Germany RIGHT NOW!
loufghyslaufey: @TXC2 England is not a real country! You are a Scotsman without a kilt! <(=w=)>
PhoenixMelior: As a Canadian, I'm doing my part!
witchy_snake: Doing my part as Canadian too
macintose: amen @PhoenixMelior me too
Anubis169: there is some required VPN-age going on lately
morteica: I'm getting my friend on Romania into you guys
50keyz: BAM!
PhoenixMelior: Whoo!
ContingentCat: eyyyyy Canada!
xerjen: There is not a lot to do in Sweden in winter...
hyralt: TIL the population of Australia is much less than Canada
Aceviru: Let's go Canada!
witchy_snake: Heck yeaaah
TheKingWiggins: LRR is CanCon
bytecaster: Yaaay! Germany!
beowuuf: oh canada!
JadedCynic: CA-NA-DA!, CA-NA-DA!
fry_dx: We're Number Three! We're Number Three!
Aitsu111: Let's go
thedevil_risen1: Yayyy
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Anubis169: 6%, huh
bytecaster: We beat Autralia!
macintose: Good job fellow canadians, get that Can-con going
Marvoleath: all the German Foiled paying off
SomebodyNowhere: get into the others
ContingentCat: I wonder if Vod stats would be different
Kivipaperisakset: Hi James
Boopity: Hello from Other!
beowuuf:
i wonder if some people are just permenantly on VPNs for UK now? 
TehAmelie: i'm an other!
Genie_M: Hiya
Manfred909:

Marvoleath: Hi, I'm other!
thedevil_risen1: Given our population down under that's really respectable
xerjen: Who are the 1%ers?
CrossXhunteR: how many in the South Pole research stations?
BlueMechanic: I mght book a holiday to Other next year
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Destroy 13 aliens by using Vending Mouth.
Kivipaperisakset:
I hope Finland was above Sweden 
inetro: Were #2! Were #2!
Genie_M: Timezone difference
bytecaster: So many nightowls in Germany
TXC2: beowuuf a large number I suspect yeah
ContingentCat: Time zones effect twitch viewing yeah
koelkastmagneet: So obviously not corrected as percentage of total inhabitants.
Nigouki: Magic, The last of US, everything else :V
lamina5432: minecraft and last of us
Aitsu111: Mtg 1 with a bullet
ContingentCat: just chatting was probably high
CrossXhunteR: what was that car game Alex played for like 30 weeks
Aceviru:
@Nigouki 
Statist42: as someone who frequently watches vods due to timezone, i actually watch them more on twitch than yt
TXC2: yeah, for the UK, this and OkiOki are really the only two streams at prime time for us
50keyz: @CrossXhunteR pacific dcrrive?
witchy_snake: MTG, Just chatting, boardgame.
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koelkastmagneet: And Europe would be mostly vods
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amative1: Just Chatting?
PipeSmokingOwl: goofs and vibes?
Pharmacistjudge: Minecraft?
Aitsu111: Minecraft
MrSarkhan: Minecraft
EvilBadman: Whatever Chill point...yeah
yeegigadyb0imemelord: Hi, I'm new :3
TheAwkes: Per Capita these numbers might push Canada into #1, relatively speaking.
ContingentCat: and what's LRL?
raulghoulia: Minecraft
CrossXhunteR: expedition 33
fracassio: SF6 probably surpassed minecraft this year
fonkoncle: expedition 33 after sf6
Anubis169: welcome in yeegigadyb0imemelord!
Aitsu111: SF6
MrSarkhan: SF6
Bruceski: Oki Oki is both consistent and long streams
Aitsu111: For Oki oki
TXC2: hello yeegigadyb0imemelord welcome
beowuuf:
certainly my most watched content was minecraft then SF6 
LoadingReadyRun: @yeegigadyb0imemelord hello friend!
Vinewood_OG:
All 47 weeks of it 
EvilBadman:
first half of Let's Nope is Just Chatting 
loufghyslaufey: Wait. What about Desrt Bus. Do we remind James to kinda run this back know the next Desert Bus? (exempting subs, bits obviously)
Aceviru: Woo here for chats
Wolfstrike_NL: Beej anime roundup also jsut chatting
EvilBadman: @loufghyslaufey Diff channel
Aceviru: Let's go Nelly
Bruceski: @loufghyslaufey DB is another channel
koelkastmagneet: Desert bus is its own channel
MrSarkhan: RIP Mine O Clock
beowuuf: o7
Anubis169:

loufghyslaufey: @EvilBadman Well, when in ThaT channel then
DMGlol: more than 10
ContingentCat: James did math?!
Kivipaperisakset: 42
Anubis169: at least 4
Noy2222: 7
PhoenixMelior: At least 5
Nigouki: 30-50
CrossXhunteR: is graham’s channel a bionic trousers media channel?
amative1: like 4 or 5 my dude
TXC2: over 1 million ?
bytecaster: 3 at least!
Pharmacistjudge: 7:30 is too early for math
EvilBadman: @loufghyslaufey Ashton drops stats at the end of DB during the thanks yous
Noy2222: 1 dollar Bob
SomebodyNowhere: !badadvice
LRRbot: Aim for Third.
Unas84:
@ContingentCat we now know how well that goes... 
niccus: <message deleted>6, 7
raulghoulia: at least 3
macintose: 4 mill
thedevil_risen1: 4
Noy2222: 300 million
northos:
1.5 whole views 
Anubis169: wow!
thedevil_risen1: Ggwp!
JadedCynic:

Aceviru: Hell yeah
northos:

TXC2: heck yeah viewers
thedevil_risen1: Get observed!
PhoenixMelior: #CanCon
TXC2: people like you
Aceviru: Frogs well done
macintose: great KPI's guys
ContingentCat: us who like to rewatch things as background pushing up numbers lol
Boopity:
16m views, and got like 2 dollars out of it nice 
TXC2: !ytmember
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itsaysTRUENO: 1 view = 1 thought/prayer
JadedCynic: @ContingentCat hivemind high-five! o/\o
TXC2: better value then netflix
loufghyslaufey: Like uh.... Friday Nights Kickstarter #2? <(=w=)>
ContingentCat: @JadedCynic \o
Marvoleath:
time to switch to ppv model 
TheAwkes: I make up for approximately 9 of the people who don't.
amative1: cents per thousand views (mille)
PipeSmokingOwl: the bug exchange rate is really killing us birds
inetro:
If we all join Patreon for a dollar, we may even get Roadquest 3D 
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Unas84: makes sense, timezones and all
raulghoulia: last update wasin july for the subathon
PhoenixMelior: Canada: we're here!
thedevil_risen1: Wee. Let's go Aussies!!!
northos: time zones probably don't play in your favor there
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote africa
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LordZarano: No Antarcticans either
northos:
@LordZarano hey they didn't say NONE, just not in the top 10 
Unas84: suck it swedes!
Boopity: Oh!
TheAwkes: The sun never sets on the LoadingReadyRun Viewership.
TXC2: if Aussies are watching, I don't see why time zones would effect east Asian viewership
Kivipaperisakset: Guess I need to move to Sweden to be among more LRRers
Boopity: Phillipines, known enjoyers of comedy sketches
TehAmelie: miss you Eatenbyagrue
ContingentCat: @LordZarano dang penguins keep using VPNs when they're watching lol
BertZZ: Fillipinos dont like mtg it seems
PhoenixMelior: I love that video.
psychopathicjaz: !findquote blizzard
itsaysTRUENO: Graham you killed the SEO with that video
northos: @TXC2 yeah I guess that's true
TXC2: it's a good video
LidofLoathing: One of the mascot views was me!
koelkastmagneet: that was a fun video
hieroglyphica: It's a classic! It's a good vlog bront
SomebodyNowhere: imagine it'll go up when the winter olymics happens
PhoenixMelior: Heres the mascot with a GUN!
beowuuf: still a gret video
Sartagis: loved those Olympic vids
Foxmar320: Very good video
beowuuf: infact, thank you for reminding me about it
ContingentCat: That's a great video, I've "watched" it a lot while doing other stuff
Obothehobo11: i watched it for I think the first time recently
hieroglyphica: Might watch it again
RatherLargeToad: Have you seen the new Winter Olympics mascot of the upcoming SLC Winter Olympics?
thedevil_risen1: Now even though us Aussies have done well here, we haven't really done well IRL. Can we please observe a moments silence for the recent events down here?
spicyFerret_: Theres a reason we keep necro'ing that thread in discord
beowuuf: also here's the gvlog mascot with a GUN
itsaysTRUENO: "uncle graham's info dump" is a great show
Foxmar320: Still waiting on the all Graham's walking feet Gvlog
RatherLargeToad: oh wait, yeah, it’s just the logo, sorry
doubleo21: Speaking of the Olympic mascots, thoughts on the upcoming winter Olympic branding?
Boopity: What did you call me?
thedevil_risen1: I really did enjoy the Olympic vids
JusticeJuice: Adam and ben singing the animanica song for stats in a staff meeting.
JDMan94: I'm just worried about it being.... Here.
RatherLargeToad: it reminds me of the pokemon Unown language
JDMan94: Oh that's a WAYS out
SomebodyNowhere: awkward but neat
itsaysTRUENO: game box art font
Anubis169: it's unusual, but still readable
JadedCynic: yeah, nicely stylized
hyalopterous: Kinda dig it
ContingentCat: I like it enough, it's something and it's not terrible
TXC2: just 8 years away
fonkoncle: kglw ass font
Anubis169: My Bathroom
Jayrod1220: Utah, gimme 2!
Barb4rian: Los Angeles?
amative1: "French Alps"
EvilBadman: Maybe UTAH since it's 4 characters like 2034?
thedevil_risen1: Hehehe
fry_dx: France
Obothehobo11: France
Foxmar320: That was a new voice for G
Vinewood_OG:
We are a country run by clowns that just decided Calibri was too woke. 
loufghyslaufey: The SPACE CORE, from Portal!
JoannaTastic: Bernie Sanders?
Xed_Regulus: French Alps
JadedCynic: (I got news for you Ben, Tim Curry IS kinda old now)
CaptainTeo: Space isn't in France.
RayFK: I would just like the current Winter Olympics to finish their ice rink
fry_dx: France is in Space though
TheAinMAP:

IanAllenBird: tim curry but he's solo dev on a horror game
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote christmas
LRRbot: Quote #7196: "Uncalculably Christmas." —Ian, on Desert Bus [2020-09-17]
beowuuf: cool whhhipped
thedevil_risen1: @IanAllenBird Nice deep cut
EvilBadman: "Would you rather decorate the Cristmas Beej or be the Christmas Beej"
TheAinMAP: Turkey or Ham?
Jayrod1220: No, just knew how to exploit it
Travilogue: During puberty it just happened whenever
fry_dx: I assumed it was always on
bytecaster: "Use the nose, Rudolf"
fracassio: Santa laugh as a quirk would probably be endearing
loufghyslaufey: Belief system, like in The Polar Express...
raulghoulia: can Rudolph see if her nose is glowing?
lamina5432: never controled just always on
Foxmar320: Need someone to explain the deep Rudolph lore for us
itsaysTRUENO: I think Ben got this one off a popsicle stick lol
beowuuf: no, it#s just santa deceided to finally stop the bullying once he figured out rudolf was useful
CaptainTeo: The moral of the story: Learn to control how bright your nose is.
Pinwiz11:
Rudolph with your nose so bright, we have a view warning for photosensitive viewers. 
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Wiliart: Insert number joke.
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JadedCynic:
Like no one's watched the Rankin-Bass canon 
Marvoleath:
You need to turn Rudolph on... 
beowuuf: now i have a mchine gun
beowuuf: ho ho ho
Aceviru: Red nose hard for sleeping and stealth
Foxmar320: Does your nose come with a dimmer switch
BlueMechanic: it's worth remembering the nose is just very shiny, Rudolph does not posess bioluminescence
ContingentCat: which means it's ok for a dark room
TheAwkes: Like Kramer's apartment when the chicken restaurant moves in across the street.
loufghyslaufey: Santa joly laugh is a funny fake out prank though
koelkastmagneet: red and/or green is even better for you in the complete dark
niccus: rudolph had been a menace since he figured out high beams
Boopity:
You could light up a dark room with your nose and then color in a picture of Shrek 
JadedCynic:
they were NOT good 'films' 
koelkastmagneet: also disturbs the wildlife less
itsaysTRUENO: those got replayed every year on ABC Family
Jayrod1220: "As long as I can control it, I'm picking the nose" James Turner
raulghoulia: heat miser or bust
couchboyj: I sssume if Rudolph could turn it off, the other reindeer would not have reason to laugh and call him names
fry_dx: The Snowman for me
LordZarano: Red nose would be good for astronomy meets yeah
Astrovore: Wallace and Gromit
macintose: Red light is actually better fot seeing at night without ruining your nightvision
lamina5432: cartoon grinch was so good
ContingentCat: I adore the old Dr. Suess style
JadedCynic: less 'nostalgic' and more 'source of childhood trauma'
LeeshaJoy: The thing is, reindeer don't have a nose leather like "normal" deer, so what part of their muzzle is glowing?
thedevil_risen1: Rudolph but he has upgraded to xenon HIDs
TheKingWiggins: made for tv Babes in Toyland with Keanu Reaves and an insane cast…
BlueMechanic: My go to Christmas animation is The Snowman
Roger_Job329: Muppet Christmas Carol anyone
beowuuf:
@couchboyj maybe he did turn it off from embarrassment, and ironically the other reindeer called him dull nose 
wordnerdify: Muppets Christmas Carol, every year
red_shoes_jeff: Really? That was like, the MOST played Rudolph on YTV every year.
JadedCynic: Boris Karloff is the voice of the grinch. Period. Love Jim Carrey and Mike Meyers, but nope.
BITs19_: I grew up with the Rankin Bass Rudolph and Santa Claus is Comin' To Town on vhs
Xed_Regulus: Is "The Grinch" his name, his ethnicity or his job?
JDMan94: Jim Carrey Grinch is real young millennial core
Krillin_fan: @Xed_Regulus Yes.
thedevil_risen1:
@wordnerdify Yes 
loufghyslaufey: The "Where Christmas?" song runs deeper than I remembered it tbh
jacey0002: @Roger_Job329 Absolutely great choice!
itsaysTRUENO: The Grinch is disabled representation. He has a heart condition, which he overcomes through found community.
TheMerricat: @Xed_Regulus Yes.
TXC2: Xed_Regulus yes
JadedCynic: @Xed_Regulus Yes.
JDMan94: It's nostalgic for people are my age, despite the quality
Vinewood_OG:
Jim biting that wet onion like Denethor 
Talin06: BlackAdder Christmas Carol
Foxmar320: Im glad Jim Carry found Eggman. The character he was always meant to play
Aceviru: @Xed_Regulus And their second job
ContingentCat: oh yeah that
Jayrod1220: Muppet Family Christmas
red_shoes_jeff: @JadedCynic Jim Carrey does a very good Grinch impersonation, but Boris IS the Grinch.
Marvoleath: Fun fact - the kid from live action Grinch went on to create a banger rock band (Taylor Momsen, The Pretty Reckless)
itsaysTRUENO: bring in the California Raisins
Pinwiz11: It's sooooooo good
thedevil_risen1: Also black adder xmas is a fav
GhosteEye: one feels like a dr. sues book and one feels like a cash grab
JadedCynic: @red_shoes_jeff exactly!
Foxmar320: Oh! Ive seen that
JDMan94: Yooooooo
LurkerSpine: I have never seen this
Aitsu111: Omg I thought this was a fever dream
LeeshaJoy: I nominate "The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus."
Jayrod1220: Memories unlocking
fiftymcnasty: They are send ups of Dean and Jerry
TheMerricat: NGL this looks cursed
firehawkzoa: I've only seen clips of this
TheAinMAP: Wal-Mart's holiday ads this year heavily feature a Carrey-inspired Grinch.
NimrodXIV: I vaguely remember this
raulghoulia: we used to make art
Sylenctone: I remember this!
omdorastrix: That center Dinosaur is triggering some latent memory
Pinwiz11: What's the song with the penguins?
TehAmelie: no one loves Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas ;_;
TheAwkes: Whatever that judge is supposed to be, that judge is a turd.
jacey0002: Wait..that was an old movie called Dinosaurs!
koelkastmagneet: I wouldn't know, christmas is a completely different affair for me in The Netherlands
Jayrod1220: Yes!
BertZZ: Muppet Christmas Carol ON TOP
Xed_Regulus: Yes! That was awesome!
Vinewood_OG: @TheAinMAP Welding Goggles? I love that guy!
LoadingReadyRun: @Pinwiz11 Gloria in excelsis Deo
Sartagis: Watch out for the Icey Patch
LurkerSpine: Patrick Stewart Christmas Carol for me is the otp
beowuuf:

CaptainTeo: I have it on VHS somewhere.
Anubis169:
I got a copy 
Roger_Job329: Airbnb mix up christmas
Jayrod1220: I'll send you a YouTube link if you want G. I have it saved.
itsaysTRUENO: the VHS tape damage is part of the experience
ContingentCat:
Archive.org would be a good place to look for that kind of thing
TXC2:
great edditing 
Pharmacistjudge: Gloria in Excel Sheets Day 0
Anubis169: Disney FINALLY included the uncut Muppet Christmas Carol, but you've gotta go to the extras menu to find it
PipeSmokingOwl: @Pharmacistjudge thats christmas in Eve online
Astrovore: Can I get out of the Snow Globe?
SomebodyNowhere: can we get out
Bruceski: Back in college my friend got me into MST3K Santa Claus Conquers the Martians and I still watch it every year.
xerjen: I can leave the gingerbread house
fry_dx: Are we Hansel and Gretel?
Foxmar320: Can we exit the snow globe?
koelkastmagneet: gingerbread, Snow is only fun to watch, not to go through
TehAmelie: i think the snow globe is more sustainable
lamina5432: thg miracle on 34th strreet that switched to color in the later half has become a fav of mine
jacey0002: Can someone shake the snow globe?
TheMerricat: The Liitles.
JadedCynic:
A or B, ben 
Aceviru: Snow globe.
thedevil_risen1: I like the borrowers
TheMerricat: Gingerbread will go bad.
itsaysTRUENO: gingerbread is not code-safe
TXC2: is the gingerbread house actual gingerbread, or still a metaphor for lead paint?
malfunct: @koelkastmagneet if real snow were warm like a snow globe I don't know if it would be as bad
fracassio: Do you want ants? That's how you get ants.
Marvoleath: That gingerbread house would not last long if you got munchies
Foxmar320: Yeah snow globe sounds dangerous if someone shakes it
realbadatthis_: the ants
thedevil_risen1: And all the kids shaking the globe
Aceviru: Enclosed environment. Keep others out
Anubis169: hell no it's not
ContingentCat: or cats
TehAmelie: one day i'll go "where is my house?" and it turns out i ate it
morteica: Gingerbread house in case you get hungry 😆
GhostValv: nothing is safe from pigeons
PipeSmokingOwl:

fry_dx: James "Pigeon House" Turner, they call him
ContingentCat: I know some time after 4:20 I'd eat some of my home
niccus: no wise person would free me from my snowglobe prison
IanAllenBird: presents easy
Jayrod1220: Link for Muppet Family Christmas, with icypatch bit, sent via BlueSky
Kentosaurus: wrap easy
Aceviru: Wrap
JadedCynic: WRAP
BITs19_: presents
Aitsu111: Wrap
Foxmar320: Presents
Anubis169: Raaaaaindrops keep fallin' on my head. 'cause I aaaaaaate the window out above my bed!
TheAinMAP:

Uzumaki15: Ben doesn't have pigeons anymore, that's why James has them XD
raulghoulia: I only wrap on the ground
koelkastmagneet: wrap presents. I have terrible hand writing and don't like to do it
JadedCynic: I'm left-handed; writing hurts by definition
iDangero: I love wrapping presents, it tickle my brain good.
Aceviru: Wrap is brain off time
itsaysTRUENO: wrapping presents in zero-gravity challenge
BITs19_: I've been wrapping presents in newspaper this year. It's an interesting origami challenge
TXC2: the hard part of writing cards is thinking about what to write
doubleo21: I need to find the webcomic someone made about a gingerbread man having an existential crisis realizing that he’s made of the same thing as the house, and can contract rot
xerjen: There is a PC and a printer. You won't get heartfelt and handwritten from me
JadedCynic: <summary of the events for the year for the family>
Boopity: Ah yes the christmas card minimum word count
Foxmar320: If I have to write a card im copy/pasting so much
Pinwiz11: The letters should trigger Ashoken Farewell in the background
Anubis169: JadedCynic: As of May 2026, there will be a new standard of Renglish, reversed for left-handed people.
JadedCynic: @Anubis169 ...but I'd have to relearn...sigh
morteica: I don't necessarily love wrapping presents, but thinking of something to say to 100 people sounds terrible. I'm not sure I even know 100 people on a 1st name basis
Aceviru: That's the fun part
TXC2: morteica almost no one does
BITs19_: I'm curious what James and Graham's opinions on A Christmas Story is
fry_dx: What if all the presents are live puppies?
thedevil_risen1: So a minecraft C U B E?
koelkastmagneet: @fry_dx Just a bow will do then, so even faster
morteica: @TXC2 Cool it's not just me 😆
Anubis169: hahahahaha
IanAllenBird: krampus maybe?
Marvoleath: Krampus?
TXC2: so Krampas ?
UnknownFriday: I'm totally up for being a Krampus
Pharmacistjudge: Snow Miser? heat Miser?
SomebodyNowhere: krampus?
Roger_Job329: Krampus
tru_boredom: Krampus Baby!
Astrovore: Hans Gruber
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bytecaster: Krampus!
LurkerSpine: Heatmiser
macintose: Christmas villian snow miser
lamina5432: jack skelengton
ZeroArcana: Marpy Crimbo, Ebryone
ContingentCat: Villians are fun
fracassio: The wet bandits
Foxmar320: omg Graham dressed as Krampus YES
koelkastmagneet: villain is way more fun to play as
Aceviru: Sexy Santa costume all day
iDangero: Hans Gruber?
beowuuf:
they're the same picture 
xerjen: Santa is old news, go grinch all day
JadedCynic: I've been Santa
raulghoulia: James dress up?
Krillin_fan: i'm in the Snowmiser 'fit all day
Nigouki: Christmas is now 2nd Halloween, hell yeah
PipeSmokingOwl: you just need fingerless gloves
Anubis169: and you get a free removable gold tooth
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Watch out for hidden robots.
itsaysTRUENO: depiction is not endorsement
morteica: Krampus would be fun to dress up as
EvilBadman: What is a villian
Anubis169: a miserable sack of presents
EvilBadman: @Anubis169 YES
koelkastmagneet: also krampus in a certain Italian village is wild
lamina5432: that one is so good
7gorobei: team heat miser
Anubis169: Snowman, no question
LeeshaJoy: My favorite Rankin-Bass special is "The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus" and basically no one besides me has seen it.
Foxmar320: Ive never done either so send me the snow and illl get started
ContingentCat: and you get to see how long the snowman would last
Pharmacistjudge: rare christmas movie that acknowledges the summer in the southern hemisphere
TheAinMAP:

Roger_Job329: Calvin and Hobbs snow monsters
Nigouki: building a giant snowman is more fun because it could get dangerous
RayFK: God I miss snow
PipeSmokingOwl: got first snow this week in NJ! 3 inches
Anubis169:
this bit of UK will likely never get snow again... bloody climate change 
Foxmar320:
What are the chances I get snow this year 
Aceviru: @Nigouki Time to get the lift
red_shoes_jeff: HOW giant? Would we need a ladder?
couchboyj:
Any Santa Clause Conquers the Martains fans in chat? 
EvilBadman: Are y'all enjoying this atmospheric river too?
itsaysTRUENO: places east of the great lakes are at over 4ft of snow already
Astrovore: I always forget that there are parts of Canada that don't get snow. Hello from snowy Ontario 😄
TheAinMAP: We have snow right now, but it's melting and there's not any more snow in the forecast.
xerjen:
I moved up to Sweden and there is still no snow here. Just colder rain 
Marvoleath: recently most white holidays we had here was Easter
TXC2: I'm 36, I've gotten snow in December ONCE
JadedCynic:
we get plenty snow, but it only lasts maybe a week before it warms up and rains, and then we repeat for five months 
Xed_Regulus: I remember the last time James did an IRL stream out in the snow, he cut it short to push someone out of the snow
SomebodyNowhere: I remember that one
TehAmelie: i'll build a giant wicker goat to lure the vandals away from Gävle
koelkastmagneet: Sea climate does that to you. Netherlands will be like 1 or 2 weeks in february at most
RayFK: It also happened I think ONCE during somewhere between 8-10
Anubis169: last thick snowdrift we got here was 2013
goatprince: Big Wet
morteica: Chicago has gotten some pretty good snow and we're supposed to get more later in the week. I'm pretty stoked.
Aceviru: The description said giant snowman, not tall. Things gotta be SEEN
LeeshaJoy: @couchboyj I have the two-DVD set with that and Manos.
ContingentCat: I'll take our snow over winter rain no problem
IanAllenBird: lmao
LostThePirate: Flood warning down in Oregon too
red_shoes_jeff: @couchboyj ... When did Tim Allen go to space? (for legal reasons, this is a joke)
thedevil_risen1: @goatprince Thicc w e t
raulghoulia: wut
EvilBadman: @red_shoes_jeff Toy Story
Anubis169: lol
goatprince: i was 6 at the time,
itsaysTRUENO: 6 ft is big for anyone
red_shoes_jeff: @EvilBadman Ah, yes. Of course.
northos: 6 feet of snow is a lot for most inhabited places tbh
Simriel: All the W A R M W E T
Jayrod1220: I moved to Upstate NY 4 years ago, and it's basically snow from early November until mid March
JadedCynic:
@UnknownFriday thanks to that seth rogan film 
Monocerotis2010: James did a Livestream walk after the big snow I think
morteica: @Jayrod1220 Jealous
thedevil_risen1: WEGA!
koelkastmagneet: what is white elephant?
lamina5432: secret santa
Marvoleath: Secret Satan
raulghoulia: depends on how well I know the people
lamina5432: white elephants suck IMO
iris_of_ether: Depends on the group of people
SomebodyNowhere: how much do you know the people
Vinewood_OG: I'd like to fight the Bear, Bob.
Foxmar320: Ive never done either of those lol
EvilBadman: @koelkastmagneet Everyone brings wrapped presents and basically draft
Aceviru: Secret. More chill
morteica: Depends on the people involved. Very very dependent on that
iris_of_ether: White Elephant for people I don't know well; Secret Santa otherwise
Pharmacistjudge: white elephant needs strong rules
koelkastmagneet: Ah, so the gift game variant. Than hard both have upsides. Depends on the group.
TXC2:
we did a Secret Santa in my family, and because I got myself, my sister accused me of "ruining xmas" 
ContingentCat: White elephant with a friend group, not a normal workplace
Anubis169: secret santa you know the target and can plan the gift, white elephant everything's in a central pot and it's a lucky dip
Pharmacistjudge: the best recent white elephant I saw was "white elephant Boba drinks"
Bruceski: @koelkastmagneet Depends on the group which is part of the problem. Ideally "gag gift exchange" but that could mean anything from "an ugly but functional coffee mug" to "broken glass".
Shankx88: good evening from germany
LeeshaJoy: The trick for a white elephant is to bring something you wouldn't mind taking home after the party
Anubis169: ^
itsaysTRUENO: "can you please 'yes and...' this gift party?"
Vinewood_OG: Experiences? What is this Millenial Monopoly?
TehAmelie: i think you just reroll?
KWardJenx: White Elephant is about the message"
koelkastmagneet: @Anubis169 You have websites that could distribute the secret santa draws for you
TXC2:
it was 2020, so draws were by mail 
ContingentCat: Also wouldn't someone else have gotten themselves so it's just as much their fault
Pharmacistjudge: my family does Elfster and you can automate it
TheMerricat: My office alway did white elephants and it was horrible, because half the folk would bring shit. And the other half would ignore the budget limit and bring expensive stuff and everyone got pissed off every year fighting over the nice stuff.
Marvoleath: We always did trades in school
Foxmar320: My family just never gave me stuff so I never gave them stuff. Problem solved
Marvoleath: so the lottery was kinda fake
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iris_of_ether: I will say that I gave the DVDs for the Star Trek cartoon plus a framed photo of Sphinx Picard from Cat Trek, and a coworker loved it
amative1: "Be careful, or you could find yourself in a Secret Santa at any moment!!"
RayFK: Go karting for all
Aceviru: Sub
Foxmar320: Sub box
Anubis169: what's a subscription box?
ContingentCat: Experience gift definitly
EvilBadman: a man just leans in and whispers "EXPERIENCE GIFT"
IanAllenBird: heavily depends on what each thing actually is
thedevil_risen1: I'll take a whiskey sub box
Aceviru: Don't give me an experience I'm not comfortable with
Pharmacistjudge: I bought someone a massage as an "experience gift"
Foxmar320: @Anubis169 Like those Japan boxes full of treats
IanAllenBird: real
morteica: Depends. There are some REALLY bad subscription boxes and some experiences I really don't want to have.
Anubis169:
ahh 
malfunct: it really depends what the subscription and experiences are
Vinewood_OG: Based
ContingentCat: I hate extra tat in my home
GhostValv: true
koelkastmagneet: Neither, but sub box if I have to choose
xerjen: Both could be really bad or really great...
Foxmar320: Those boxes sound rad
Jayrod1220: Early Mail Time staple
morteica: I'd take a kiwi crate in a heartbeat
LidofLoathing: My boyfriend got me Tokyo Treat, they're very good
EvilBadman: i am buried under Bokksu
bondeulv: I very much enjoy getting you the TokyoTreat boxes
Pharmacistjudge: you can fall behind. my friend has bottles of wine he never got around to
EvilBadman:
It's pretty good, and I don't pay for it 
IanAllenBird: oh no
SomebodyNowhere: yikes
ContingentCat: oh no
Foxmar320: Oh no
amative1: everything!?
iris_of_ether: My mom tried to Bokksu my husband and Amazon cancelled it last minute
lamina5432: freezew
TheAinMAP:

Aceviru: Freeze
koelkastmagneet: freeze
Vinewood_OG: Rip my junk
macintose: no no no no no
CaptainTeo: Well, that last one already happens for me.
RayFK: Welp, James froze his dick off
Foxmar320: Wearing gloves ALL THE TIME
SomebodyNowhere: freeze I guess
morteica: @Pharmacistjudge Thats all for a rainy day 😆
raulghoulia: snow, that way I can eat
ContingentCat: Assuming things isn't people
itsaysTRUENO: you become heat death
TXC2:
so mr Freeze vs Thanos ? 
Jayrod1220: King Minus 40
EvilBadman: @Foxmar320 You touch gloves
Pharmacistjudge: let's assume you have control over the power
onewholeegg: how do you want to be charged
LeeshaJoy: So Snow Miser vs. Heat Miser
thedevil_risen1: @Pharmacistjudge That's why I'll take the whiskey. Keeps better than wine
Marvoleath: do gloves work?
koelkastmagneet: kill people either way, but at least I can touch other stuff, and build like lego's
beowuuf: freeze to avoid the body horror
IanAllenBird: freeze at least wouldn't completely destroy the world
Travilogue: If they fall apart like snow, it would be easier to hide
Krillin_fan: which flavor of supervillain would you like to be?
TheAwkes: I think snow is better for personal survival...
Astrovore: Snow, I think
IanAllenBird: kmjnikmnhbjuinhb
MrSarkhan:

ThirdFloorDraft: what is fall apart was in the spiral out kinda way
Roger_Job329: Exist forever or all to ashes
xerjen: Well with that power you have to become a supervillain.
SylvrSystem: lmao
ContingentCat:

Aceviru: God James
TehAmelie: now you're a snowman!
Anubis169: remove all thermal energy from anything including the air... oh boy...
amative1: freeze, because I could put on gloves and protect myself and others (though the gloves would freeze)
Astrovore: If they freeE they'd still resemble the people
Pinwiz11: I shall make snow angels in the ruin of my enemies!
SnowBuddy18: make them into a snowperson
thedevil_risen1: James with the disrespect
Marvoleath: that's ash angels level of dark
Foxmar320: Red snow
onewholeegg: Would you make 20 snow angels of your loved ones or one big pile of their corpses
7gorobei: freeze, you can get a job cooling data centers
MrSarkhan: easy to clean up for sure
JadedCynic: yeah fall apart is "prove it!"
IanAllenBird: how would you get on the plane
goatprince: turn someone into Cold
iris_of_ether: Snow people looking at statues is traumatizing
fracassio: Freeze you can use (frozen) gloves for safety. For snow, any protection would fall apart
Coggle: Now you can really make that giant snowman with a few friends.
Aceviru: Removing heat from something is beneficial in these warming times
iris_of_ether: Because*
itsaysTRUENO: find the tarkov player on the show
ContingentCat:
Ben that depends who you're trying to sell them to 
TehAmelie: i wonder how many cryonic enthusiasts you could get to line up to be flash frozen
TXC2: Aceviru depends where the heat goes
lamina5432: ice cube was exactly what I thought of
raulghoulia: @Aceviru nah, it hastens heat death
beowuuf: we just need to wait for the enterprise to come by and defrost them all
WalrusOntheCourt: Easy cleanup.
xerjen: You could absolutely sell ice statues of people you froze...
EvilBadman: Torment Benoit Blanc
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote assassin
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Krillin_fan: the answer from now on is "james with his weird snow murder power"
Foxmar320: You accidently touch your face
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beowuuf: freedom toucher
IanAllenBird: lmao
RayFK: Fuck yeah
SnowBuddy18: that rules
PhoenixMelior: Great job grandpa
TXC2: "6?! we can barely get 2 in here!"
thedevil_risen1: Heck yeah
SomebodyNowhere: wow
Foxmar320: Thats sick!
NorthstarTex: hell yeah
raulghoulia: that rules
iris_of_ether: Sick
PhoenixMelior: Bisexual pride i guess?
ContingentCat: Not wrong
morteica: We're millennials. We live within our means and those means ain't great.
xerjen: That's what the youth listens to, no?
Vinewood_OG: Men love Queen
JadedCynic: 🤘
EvilBadman: You Want It All, clearly.
itsaysTRUENO: easy come, easy go
ArcLightningCanuck: You'd spend your life very cold if your clothes were either frozen or snow.
lamina5432: most people like queen
Aceviru: Hahaha
JadedCynic: Freddie is god
JadedCynic: still
ThirdFloorDraft: men seem to enjoy Queen, or Queen loved men... never keep that one straight
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote queen
LRRbot: Quote #5618: "Nothing says Christmas like drowning antediluvian insect queens in magma." —Cameron [2018-12-17]
red_shoes_jeff: Everybody likes Queen.
amative1: You could buy a few more Queen t-shirts with that kind of money
JDMan94: Based
Vinewood_OG: "Nailed it"
PhoenixMelior: Omg I need that clip as a ringtone
CaptainTeo: My 90-year-old grandad got me a card calling Boris Johnson an idiot, so I'll call that a win.
Xed_Regulus: Us too
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thedevil_risen1: Grandpa wins.
itsaysTRUENO: Catholics dont get a tree until the day before christmas
psychopathicjaz: what media are you consuming?
RoeDent89: Christmas is one day. Graham is reasonable time-wise for tree putting-up.
Foxmar320: Go figure
SomebodyNowhere: this year has been a year
PhoenixMelior: When you have a child you gotta yeah
thedevil_risen1: I'm sad there's no sustainably grown live trees near me this year
Anubis169:
I decorated the house overnight silently so mum could wake up to Winter Wonderland 
Vinewood_OG: Week after capitalist thanksgiving, day after at the earliest
IanAllenBird: lol
RoeDent89: In the way
thedevil_risen1: Going to have to harvest a stick and Mr bean it
lamina5432: wide trees are great
Foxmar320: How do your cats like the tree
Nigouki: have the cats monched on the tree yet?
iris_of_ether: W I D E
RoeDent89: Experiencing width
Foxmar320: I have a tiny table top tree and my cats have already knocked it over
Vinewood_OG: Doesn't feel like it's even December
IanAllenBird: oh crap I still have to get something for my mom
koelkastmagneet: Just some lego's. Don't do tree. Aways most of the days to family anyway
PhoenixMelior: I love being crushed by the weight of the capitalist hellscape!
itsaysTRUENO: colleges are on break
wordnerdify: I have no idea what I did in November. Where did it go?
Vinewood_OG: Not anymore
macintose: I already finished work for the day
JadedCynic: we're done - just gotta pick up some candy along with the weekly grocery run
iris_of_ether: Husband's having health trubs so yeah, not feeling Christmas-y
TXC2:
people have job? I thought "AI" took them all 
IanAllenBird: oh that's huge tech
ContingentCat: I just accept the christmas tree is a cat toy
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lamina5432: my cat sleeps under the tree
Aceviru: I experienced wall tree this year. Niece is not in danger of tipping it and actually likes to put the stuff on it as it falls off
wordnerdify:
@iris_of_ether

TXC2:
iris_of_ether hope they get well soon 
itsaysTRUENO: @hyralt Thanks for the gift sub!
hyralt: @itsaysTRUENO initial D friend!
Coloneljesus: @TXC2 AI created lots of new jobs called "fix what AI broke"
hyralt: @itsaysTRUENO also you're welcome!
SylvrSystem: i got my niece lego
Foxmar320: Lego always a good gift
Narcuru: always need more LEGO
EvilBadman: smash cut to Penelope spending 10k bits to SPIN THE WHEEL
fry_dx: Hi Penelope's class who happen to be watching this in class for some reason!
goatprince: my partner and i have replaced last year's tiny, tried out chrymastree with this year's tiny chrymastree this week
RayFK: @EvilBadman LOL
raulghoulia: "Hey, what're ya watching in there?" "vods Papa"
malfunct: book shelf is very practical
koelkastmagneet: A the place for stuff problem. Also applies tp lego's
Narcuru: I got my nephew more Lego this year. I'm almost assuredly getting some as well.
goatprince: i have a place in mind you could get bookshelves,
morteica: A bookshelf she can decorate with stickers and fun stuff. I'd have loved that as a kid.
Aceviru: Oh no
PhoenixMelior: Traitor!
TheAinMAP:

Boopity:

iris_of_ether: Oh no
Krillin_fan: the cold war is over!
Jayrod1220: A Queen t shirt and 150 dollars
Cptasparagus: I made my gf a custom EDH deck with her own art on the cards
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morteica: Stuffed animals. Women love stuffed animals. I'm women 😆
Aceviru: Haha
RayFK: Beach Bunny T-Shirt and a tenner
TXC2 adds "stuffed animals" to "cheese"
Foxmar320: Strong gift
PhoenixMelior: Nicole is her own woman
morteica: Make her something! Draw her something or some other crafty stuff. I love it when my husband makes me things. It's the sweetest thing ever.
malfunct: ahh the classic difficulty finding gifts for a functioning adult
ContingentCat: My parents are like that, that's why I give them experience gifts
koelkastmagneet: ah the downsides of desposable income. What to ask for lower amounts of money on birthdays etc
Anubis169: GAH
Aceviru: Hell yeah
IanAllenBird: rip
itsaysTRUENO: this is evil
thedevil_risen1: Hahaha
Foxmar320: lol
morteica: @TXC2 Cheese is also always wanted.
IanAllenBird: my mom does this
Anubis169: Same here, 'cause I know exactly what I want, but also I've kinda reached equilibrium
Vinewood_OG: I asked for shoes, and my partner literally forgot I showed them my running shoes imploding.
Daedrin: yet again i miss the actual show because of other LRR vods. Cya in the future, me!
Aquarionics: I do that. I'm not allowed to buy things for me between December 1st and January 26th (my birthday)
ContingentCat:

SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: The nebulous void doesn't judge.
iris_of_ether: I made handcrafts for my sister and BiL. My mom bought gifts for her and my stepdad from me, and I gave up and accepted her doing it
SnyperWoIf: My partner is like that as well. We have actually started saying it to each other "I am going to buy that for you"
lamina5432: Me and my mom just by gifts for ourselves charge the other then wrap them
Uzumaki15: Ben you should establish the rule that neither of you make personal purchases starting December 1st to avoid this XD
MrSarkhan:

Boopity:

Darleysam: that's just shopping with extra steps
PipeSmokingOwl: my man wants some whimsy!
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LoadingReadyRun: @Uzumaki15 so smart lmao
onewholeegg: graham still believes in whimsy
Vinewood_OG: Transactional
LordZarano: Could get a Gulikit that's *better* than an official controller
SomebodyNowhere: jeeez
Foxmar320: LOL
Boopity: Pfffft
morteica: Make a Christmas list. Adults can totally still do that.
Cptasparagus: I'm very anticapitalist so I am very hard to buy for because I don't want to participate and I don't respond to "what do you want for christmas"
iris_of_ether: Kathleen oh no
Pharmacistjudge: my sister asks for a category of stuff. I asked for "fun button down short sleeve shirts"
SomebodyNowhere: *wink*
itsaysTRUENO: this is the realest segment on this show
TXC2: wink wink nudge nudge
EvilBadman: cue six people buying it
thedevil_risen1: Wink wink nudge nudge
morteica: @Cptasparagus Something homemade. A picture. Something crafty.
electric_claire: This is why gifting events is great.
Xed_Regulus: That's what I asked for
Mattmitchell45: Asking for digital marketplace stuff feels meh
Marvoleath: I've been buying gifts that my mom wants to give to my father for years because of their shared account
PhoenixMelior: When my partner's kids are old enough we better stop this crimmus things
koelkastmagneet: Most of my list is often some magic accesories. Or lego
Foxmar320: Money for rent is a strong gift
koelkastmagneet: mayb a bit of dnd
SnyperWoIf: Gift of the Magi, but we each spent the rent on gifts for ourselves
Narcuru: did Graham get the Lego Star Trek set?
Uzumaki15: Our family does Christmas lists to give each other ideas but also my family has stopped buying me video games since I was 13 XD
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Either pull harder or cut it off.
Cptasparagus: @morteica yeah exactly. If you want to make me something, great! or donate to charity in my name
thedevil_risen1: That's what I've spent my xmas money on (bills and or rent)
malfunct: I would still get excited by someone getting me Lego
ContingentCat: I asked for a trip to costco, it's spending time together and practical stuff
Jayrod1220: All I want for Christmas is some Got Dam peace and quiet.
SomebodyNowhere: the new benoit blanc is solid
brieandbacon: !badadvice
LRRbot: Cuddle the danger pillow.
PhoenixMelior: I saw it last night!
JadedCynic: oh! (good film)
Simriel: 'Coin of the realm' fuckin sent me. No idea why, it just got me
RayFK: It is on Netflix
Xed_Regulus: Both
Darleysam: it's now on Netflix
JadedCynic: it's on netflix
RayFK: Watched is this week
SomebodyNowhere: its on netflix
Jayrod1220: Netflix as of the 13th
Narcuru: its on netflix
Vinewood_OG: Fallout is back
EvilBadman: Netflix, watched sundsay
PhoenixMelior: Wake Up Dead Man good i recommend
morteica: @Cptasparagus OoooO charity is a really good one. People don't take it seriously, though, for some reason
Narcuru: we had no theaters that had it to watch
JadedCynic:
Good for you, G - it'll probably be better. Hope you enjoy it! 
Jayrod1220: Solid film though, 7 thumbs up
Pharmacistjudge: i'm so behind that i haven't seen kpop demon hunters
JadedCynic:

Anubis169: YES
JadedCynic: NOICE
thedevil_risen1: Ohhh sick
SomebodyNowhere: nice
PhoenixMelior: Oh sick
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hyralt: Yes! I got the Wes Anderson box set too, it's beautiful
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Anubis169:

itsaysTRUENO: House is goated
TheMerricat:
Kathleen has played that for us on BNF many times. 
BlueMechanic: That is a movie that exists
JadedCynic:
'horror' in the same way that 'The Room' is a 'film' 
Bassios: I have never seen Princess Bride
hyralt: I got really high and watched House and I'm not sure if it made it more or less understandable
Anubis169: is that the 70s movie?
Boopity: Yes
itsaysTRUENO: its a fun ride
Xed_Regulus: @Bassios Now's the best time to watch it
TheMerricat: Fun fact, the director had his child help write the script.
JadedCynic: @Anubis169 yep
Barb4rian: @Bassios You should find some time to watch it. Very good
JadedCynic: it's SO surreal
Shadowsoflife: @Bassios DO IT
ContingentCat: @Bassios it's a classic for a reason
JadedCynic: it's my poster-example for surreal
Bassios: It's on the never-ending "To Watch" list
Pharmacistjudge: is it something that would be better with some mind altering chemicals?
morteica: @Bassios Check it out. It holds up.
SnyperWoIf: Graham: that movie has not released yet. Are you sure that was not a dream?
Boopity:

thedevil_risen1: Woooo
Aceviru:

Barb4rian: That game is tight
Marvoleath: Are you sad yet?
Greyah: Final Frenchasy is a good time.
SomebodyNowhere: bought it over the weekend will probably play soon
thedevil_risen1: Plz stream some of it!!! I need more of e33 in my life
raulghoulia: apparently sol 250K units of E33 after the game awards
JadedCynic: oh WOW
Aceviru: Mood swings lol
EvilBadman: they're the same picture
Foxmar320: Did any of you check out the PEAK concert this weekend?
SylvrSystem: incredible
TheAwkes: E33 is on the top of my wishlist, but my wishlist is long and so is my backlog of already owned titles.
TXC2:
different ends of the same genre 
RealGamerCow: I saw the trailer for The Long Walk and said "I don't want that energy in my life right now."
Boopity: Oof that's too relatable
Jayrod1220: I'm finally getting into s2 of Pokerface
Bassios: I started watching Pluribus! It's really good
badpandabear: That's been me for a couple years now
morteica: @RealGamerCow Same
Marvoleath: @TheAwkes I had the same problem, but E33 jumped to the top after my friends' recommendations and I do not regret that
JadedCynic:
"gimme junk food media, please" 
Pinwiz11: Between Heated Rivalry and the return of Spartacus I'm having a fun December.
JadedCynic: ding!
SnyperWoIf: Hulu is my goto for "lighthearted TV shows that I have watched often"
TXC2:
I'm still plodding through the Desert bus VST 
thedevil_risen1:
@JadedCynic 
Cptasparagus: you're excited to become a detective once you retire from streaming!
ContingentCat: oh yeah A Man on the Inside is good
beowuuf: i have only been able to watch the first pluribus episode. clever amazon cross over
PhoenixMelior: Daniel Craig makes a good old guy solving crime
Vinewood_OG: Season 1 was a lot of fun, haven't caught 2 yet
Simriel: Oh season 2 is out? Season 1 was so good
SomebodyNowhere: I never got around to watching all of black mirror's latest season because I just didn't want to deal with watching people be miserable
couchboyj: Man onghe Inside is a great watch, yeah
JadedCynic: give me a comedic sub-genre, and a happy ending - I NEED ESCAPISM *gestures to everything*
morteica: I just want to watch happy shows these day.
SomebodyNowhere: oh hey
Vinewood_OG: Taggart!!!
morteica: The world is so miserable. I'll take the happy where I can get it. (I live in the states)
Aceviru:
Already? 
beowuuf: i'm about to start enterprise to keep up wit hthe mossion log podcast
IanAllenBird: o7
TXC2: thanks for streaming James, Graham and Ben on tech
SomebodyNowhere: ben!
Marvoleath: When is James going to be the guest?
thedevil_risen1: Thanks for the stream Graham, James and BenBen!
ContingentCat:
Thanks lads 
CaptainTeo:
Thanks for the stream. 
TXC2: !patreon
beowuuf: thanks all!
thedevil_risen1: Thanks chat!
JadedCynic: action-comedy, romatic-comedy, dramatic-blackcomedy, I just need to laugh so I don't cry
hyralt: Thanks for the stream!
wordnerdify: Thanks for the stream!
TXC2: !youtube
Foxmar320: !store
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morteica: Another great show! Thanks for always being hilarious and awesome!
PhoenixMelior: Okay byeeeee
morgwen921: Happy Holidays!
JadedCynic: o/
Narcuru: byyyyyeeeee
Vinewood_OG:
Thanks everyone! 
TXC2: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
morteica: Enjoy your holiday! Have fun. Stay safe!
JadedCynic:
thanks for the fun; have a happy holidays! 
SomebodyNowhere: Honk
KaleidoscopeMind: honk!
Aceviru:

TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler and his every expanding list of card based games, now in digital AND physical flavours! Game: The Lord of the Rings Trading Card Game) at Tue 01:00 PM PST (1:16 from now).
macintose: crapshot honk out
Foxmar320: !schedule
ContingentCat: that's how you find out you're in a craphshot
Krillin_fan: the Decipher one?!
TheMerricat:
From Beej and Matt of all people. 
Marvoleath:

thedevil_risen1: Trash games!!!
SomebodyNowhere: garbage day
TXC2: Garbage day!
JadedCynic:
I gotta watch the cribbage 
bytecaster: Garbage Day!
hyralt: "Teaching Wheeler to play this card game" is a fun format
Foxmar320: Garbage Day!
morteica: Can't wait for garbage day!
TheAinMAP:

beowuuf: fun
morteica: O wait
morteica: Garbage day is today?!
morteica: Heck yah!
Aceviru: Piolander heck yeah
thedevil_risen1: Piolander!!!!
Marvoleath: It's in "beta", no bans yet
Marvoleath: all pioneer sets
Marvoleath: 100 singleton, no sideboards
Aceviru: And modern
Simriel: Alchemy ruined Gladiator for me tbh
Pharmacistjudge: it did for me too
Stardackk: all standard legal sets since RTR
Boopity:
"People are so tired of alchemy" is a very funny sentence to someone who doesn't play magic 
TXC2:
how many of the problem alchemy cards are just heist cards? 
couchboyj: There are so many cool ideas in Alchemy cards, its a shame they are never balanced for shit
Coloneljesus: just one is great!
Simriel: @txc2 Its the Perpetually stuff for me generally
EvilBadman: I still say you'll like The Gang
morteica: I definitely bought some of the games from the last tiny game night. Flip 7 now lives in my purse to play at the breweries
KaleidoscopeMind: very cori game
thedevil_risen1: Ummm
ContingentCat: We'll find out together what it is
Marvoleath: plot twist - the elf is the cat
TXC2: oh it's a cat
Aceviru: @TXC2 Honestly, modern horizons came through and it became mostly that with commander
TXC2:
Aceviru yeah, same in brawl 
hyralt: Finale? Oh no! I'm going to miss Aturi
Pharmacistjudge: so imperial children
Vinewood_OG: The dice must die. They know what they did.
morteica: That was fun, but I'm ready for the next long game. Excited to see what it is.
Greyah: Oh good, it's imperial. I'd be upset if it were a metric academy.
TehAmelie: plot twist: "about" an elf turns out to be two elves
Simriel: Look, those teenagers are training to be part of a corrupt and authoritarian system...
ContingentCat:

thedevil_risen1: Wooooo!
Vinewood_OG: ~elf
goatprince: i wanna watch 2 men!!!
TXC2: fake fire, real scotch
Coloneljesus: is the scotch real?
beowuuf: yeeeeeees
Vinewood_OG: Woodford Reserve bottle waiting
IanAllenBird: lmao
Boopity:
Arguably good game to be tipsy for 
TXC2: because muscles ?
Simriel: I think the Christmas into LRL was still the peak
fry_dx: Not everybody likes to win
Aceviru: I low key liked the wings version
Strebenherz: Here's hoping the fire doesn't get copyrighted
lamina5432: crawl is great
JadedCynic: oh yeah
JadedCynic: I remember it
Jayrod1220: James is new, it's okay.
sgowell: crawl is really fun. and had stream integration IIRC
Boopity: @Simriel My mouth is still agape to this day... I'm very dehydrated
TXC2: Nelson got kids
50keyz: BOXING DAY SHOULD BE MIKE TYSON PUNCH OUT
morteica: Are you guys doing a boxing day stream?
Marvoleath:
but a fighting game sound perfect for the boxing day 
50keyz: oops sorry i was working in excel with capslock on
TheAinMAP:

JoviniusMaximus: o/
Bassios:
100 Thanks for the stream!
TXC2: nice
Strebenherz:
100
Juliamon: 50keyz with 50 keys, one of them was bound to be capslock
Aceviru:

hyralt: Yeahhhh, Ben is vibing
koelkastmagneet: great pronounciation G
EvilBadman: CRAWL - 2017-11-29: Beej, Ben, Serge, Joe Trollo
Aceviru:

50keyz:
@Juliamon
that made me laugh - great job
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
JadedCynic: it's a good game - worth playing again
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for this ever-insightful steam.
EvilBadman: 2017 DB was thanksgiving end
EvilBadman: anyway get outta here
Flyingdelorion: @koelkastmagneet Nederlands is altijd moeilijk voor Engelstaligen, maar goed geprobeerd ja. Leuke naam overigens!
Marvoleath: it was in the before times, doesnt count
hyralt: Oh yeah I saw that stream, it made me buy Crawl
Jayrod1220: It's hard to remember the before times
Nigouki: Thanks for the show!
TXC2: bye
TXC2: !discord
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50keyz: ty for the stream!
TXC2: !contact
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thedevil_risen1:
Baiiiii

LordZarano:

Flyingdelorion: I only saw the beginning and the end time for the VOD! Bye everyone, have a good one!
TXC2: so long Flyingdelorion stay safe
Flyingdelorion: You too! @TXC2
Aceviru: @Flyingdelorion True dedication right there. MVP
TXC2:
hopefully for the next stream I wont have to restart it every 60secs for Twitch reasons 
Aceviru: Twitch is an upcoming platform. Give it time
TXC2: small, indy dev team
Anubis169:

terribleplan: Man, why does the new rewind feature just boot you out when the stream ends? It should at least continue, if not transition to the VoD
Earthenone: yeah its frustrating
Camthelion: agreed. just sat down and rewound it, got 30 seconds in then bam kicked out.
Earthenone: i assume its for streamers who want to gatekeep vods with money
TXC2: people do that? evil
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terribleplan: Weird, my sub lapsed
Aceviru: Don't you have to have vods on for it to work?
Aceviru: It's just a twitch issue. YouTube will let you keep watching until you exit the vod link or they Private it.
Juliamon: It's not gatekeeping, it's just a staggered rollout with priority to paid users
Juliamon: they've really been pushing Turbo lately, y'know?
Juliamon: don't blame streamers for Twitch monetization tricks
Aceviru: I think they were referring to the vod stopping.
Aceviru: Unless I'm lost
TXC2: Juliamon yeah that's fair
Juliamon: I really do think it's related to the live-rewind feature
Juliamon: Twitch is not good at adding features that don't break others
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