Desruprot: a letter carrier convention
SoylentDoener: letter carrier conventtion sounds like a wild time
DiscordianTokkan: o7
Shadowsoflife: you could walk that
circusofkirkus: that's MY military
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Strebenherz: Yaass
DoodlestheGreat: I thought it was the American legion.
saintguard: Def thought it was the military, good for the postal workers
Thefluffiestguineapig: They deserve those uniforms
Desruprot: o7 postal workers
LurkerSpine: Gimbel's stopped operations in 1987 so..
KeytarCat: Dramatically more valuable
Sarah_Serinde: I'd rather celebrate postal workers anyway
DigitalSeahorse: an army of milk men
SymphonySolstice: we salute men in uniform (the postal workers)
electra310: Gimbels is long gone
ThorSokar: Gimbles went out of business in 1987
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde Big same
kimmibeans: Gimbels lost the Department Store Waras
DoodlestheGreat: The Gimbels closed in '86.
Tempest2097: Gimbel's doesn't exist anymore..
SnackPak_: could be anywhere
CaptainSpam: Orlando!
circusofkirkus: Pa'ris
MacbethSeemsSus: This seems like a trap
Foxmar320: Paris final answer
Kentosaurus: Paris, Ontario
Sarah_Serinde: Ontario :P
Diabore: i dont trust it
spinebustertee: Gimbels used to be the big department store downtown
NotCainNorAbel: PA'RIS
Thefluffiestguineapig: Australia!
raulghoulia: I think The Postman is Kevin Costners best move
DigitalSeahorse: Paris
SnackPak_: Paris, California
Sergue_Thorien: Not France
ContingentCat: Paris Ontario lol
A_Dub888: Paris Texas?
Aceviru: Hahahaha
gualdhar: You dont expect it, but the USPS is a paramilitary organization with ranks and a general!
adept_nekomancer: That's the strangest French I've seen
DigitalSeahorse: it's not
Basic_Human_Decency: Hollywood
CaptainSpam: Yeah, I'd say most buildings that say "PARIS" probably AREN'T in Paris.
Juliamon: pour one out for all the defunct local department store chains out there
WriterRaven: Paris d'Elsewhere
EchoesOfTheTide: Paris Maine! (except def not)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, with that alphabet? NOPE
saintguard: My favorite Paris, Paris, Hungary
margieargie: Oh, that's Hungarian
TehAmelie: theres' 14 Parises in the US, iirc
nyoomgoom: red herring, more like red... whatever the biggest fish is. red tuna. red marlin
Kentosaurus: I think Hungary
SymphonySolstice: hungary?
Lobo_Apache: Slavic? Maybe Hungary?
saintguard: Guessing it's Budapest
NewtyNewts: Max 35 something
Juliamon: Does look Hungarian
letsbelgo: slovak townish
kusinohki: if it was paris france you could see the eiffel tower...
ThorSokar: Budapest?
KaleidoscopeMind: central europe
DigitalSeahorse: Foto
AugmentingPath: Pesti, so yeah, probably Pest (Budapest)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Christmas time
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah that feels correct
dumbo3k: Christmas time is every year!
adept_nekomancer: My first thought was Poland, but Budapest sounds like a better guess.
Its_VeeBot: Isn't it silly how foreign countries speak languages other than English? *hearty laugh*
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ThorSokar: yea, x-mas, but no snow, so southern europe
Caffine1138: late 60s?
DigitalSeahorse: Pesti Szomething
Simriel: Oh Budapest makes sense yeah
SymphonySolstice: Late 60's ish maybe
MacbethSeemsSus: What's the sign in the way back say?
teaspoonC: Is it Snorsh? Look for weagles
Thefluffiestguineapig: Issue with winter wear is it is very difficult to figure out year
Last1031: central Europe maybe less area than Wyoming
Cptasparagus: let me pull out my encyclopedia of eastern european winter fashion by year
TehAmelie: maybe the 1980s. fashion propagates slowly
TheDevil_Risen: show me the sign next to the street on the right?
geodedragon: Poland?
DoodlestheGreat: pesti szinhaz is Pesti Theater in Hungarian.
mama_turtle13: Budapest in Hungary is my guess
SnackPak_: i love them
Sarah_Serinde: Love a little guy
ThorSokar: It does you some good, no snow tells you it can't be that far north
DigitalSeahorse: 70s
kimmibeans: The typography in the ads implies 80s maybe?
SajuukSjet: surely the poster design on the Paris Shop would inform the decade :P
hallkomp: I'd guess Finland maybe?
Its_VeeBot: Ah, so we're in Arendelle?
SymphonySolstice: that looks like the duolingo owl
LarkSachrosis: Okay, when was the lil guy invented?
Patorik: The little guy looks like a Mr Men
EvilBadman: What Olympic mascot is that Kappa
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, it looks like they have plastic bags
LurkerSpine: uh... maybe Albania?
Thefluffiestguineapig: There's an Hermes sign
NewtyNewts: Could even be a bota
meatthathurts: aranykapu is on the arch
ContingentCat: Somewhere that area yeah
DigitalSeahorse: ARANYKA
saintguard: Somewhere in Hungary, probably
DigitalSeahorse: PU
ButButTheJesus: this is that, where is there
Darleysam: @NewtyNewts bota deez nuts amirite Kappa
lamina5432: somewhere cold at least
Thefluffiestguineapig: Arañya discoteca?
KaleidoscopeMind: is that a place or a name of a festival
Cptasparagus: @DigitalSeahorse bless you
DoodlestheGreat: aranykapu - Golden gate.
DigitalSeahorse: thank you
Simriel: @thefluffiestguineapig HARDCORE
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH
fjordsword: Hungary, so just, Budapest
SomebodyNowhere: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5863: "Serge why is every base better then ours? except for Uno's." —James [2019-03-05]
DigitalSeahorse: corgHICCUP
Laserbeaks_Fury: Aranykapu to you too
NewtyNewts: !findquote european
LRRbot: Quote #3478: "I don't speak... European." —Ian [2016-10-05]
ThorSokar: It's a place, the ONLY wikipedia article about it is in the native language, sooooo
Its_VeeBot: It could also be a generic term for, like, "Market" or something?
mama_turtle13: Budapest for sure
NimrodXIV: sure
MacbethSeemsSus: Nice!
L0rdX33n: Nice!
SnackPak_: dang
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
SomebodyNowhere: could walk that
SymphonySolstice: woo
Sarah_Serinde: Good work
NotCainNorAbel: goat
A_Dub888: noice
fjordsword: LET'S GOOOOOO
Caffine1138: dang
Thefluffiestguineapig: DANG
NimrodXIV: nicely done
Doc_Layzah: that was nuts
Aceviru: How
ThorSokar: haircuts got ya there
TheDevil_Risen: GG
Cptasparagus: 8 districts off
ContingentCat: Not bad daaang
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam
Foxmar320: Graham how are you so good at this
Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's fucking GO
Last1031: did you no scope Hungry
terribleplan: woo
ghyllnox: Daaang
7gorobei: whoa
PharaohBender27: Cheer690 Gotta bounce for dinner - Best of luck for Round 5!
Laserbeaks_Fury: 81 huh
hallkomp: Wild!!
terribleplan: noscop
DoodlestheGreat: Not bad at all.
Aceviru: Graham, what are the lottery numbers
ghyllnox: LUL
margieargie: Something tells me there wasn't a Hard Rock in 1981 Budapest :p
SnackPak_: neat
TheDevil_Risen: C U B E
SomebodyNowhere: oooh
L0rdX33n: !
Thefluffiestguineapig: My next question was going to be about when Hermes spread
ben_e___: easy one
Foxmar320: Rad
Kasran: The Doodad
Tempest2097: That's..... gotta be some weird world's fair thing.
DiscordianTokkan: sergeScience
Flyingdelorion: Brussels
grgriffin3: So, a former Soviet
Kipstar: oh one of them
ThorSokar: OK, this is some worlds fair
Thefluffiestguineapig: Uhhhhhhhhhh
Its_VeeBot: That's a World's Fair if i've ever seen one
saintguard: Oh, I know this one
voren_chalco: World's Fair somewhere
PharaohBender27: Oh I absolutely BIFFED this one
northos: year: THE FUTURE
L0rdX33n: Oh crap is that Atomium?
EvilBadman: An World Fair
DoodlestheGreat: That's a world's fair for sure.
korvys: Some kinda of world's fair type thing?
Caffine1138: 50s?
MacbethSeemsSus: World's fair for sure
Basic_Human_Decency: Your butt hole
coriolis_storm: Atomium in Brussels
Laserbeaks_Fury: Congo, starring Tim Curry
ben_e___: no
snowb0und: London. that’s the big Ferris Wheel
Flyingdelorion: Noooooooooooooooooooooo
Tempest2097: Cars are too old for 1950s IMO
Laserbeaks_Fury: this looks like a Worlds fair of some sort
ThorSokar: OH, you just know where this thing is
Thefluffiestguineapig: @snowb0und The Eye?
L0rdX33n: Was that Germany Or Belgium?
Caffine1138: Thats an alien space ship obvs
SymphonySolstice: That Thang
Flyingdelorion: It's Brussels in Belgium
NewtyNewts: The eye's a bit different
ben_e___: still there
fjordsword: Brussels ... this was a pit stop on The Amazing Race once
ben_e___: wrong country
Flyingdelorion: Yes, been there 2 weeks ago
L0rdX33n: Brussels!
MacbethSeemsSus: Brussels
Its_VeeBot: It's the famous Sprout
fjordsword: only way I know that lol
Tempest2097: It won't be once I steal it. LUL LUL
L0rdX33n: That's it
coriolis_storm: Atomium
OldUncleDan: Brussels! I just had their sprouts for dinner!
Flyingdelorion: It's an hour drive for me
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tempest2097 o7 Good on you if you can
Sarah_Serinde: Always blame chat :P
MacbethSeemsSus: Atomium
L0rdX33n: Very... 1950s?
SquareDotCube: It's what they use to contain JCVD
Flyingdelorion: Atomium
DoodlestheGreat: World's Fair in Brussels was in 1958.
Basic_Human_Decency: We are also activly seeing it not in person...
Tempest2097: @Thefluffiestguineapig Look once I get my shrink ray working....
raulghoulia: its called a Thagomizer
voren_chalco: Eh, Belgium, Luxembourg. It's all fake Netherlands, anyway
Diabore: aim for the balls graham
Simriel: @raulghoulia poor Thag
public_key_reveal_party: @diabore advice for life
grgriffin3: Hey, don't you talk about Brussels' weird thing that way!
AugmentingPath: @voren_chalco sounds like you have a Low opinion of those Countries
A_Dub888: @Tempest2097 if you need a plasma cutter I may or may not know someone...
Foxmar320: Maybe it's between the Hard Rock Cafe and the other Hard Rock Cafe
DoodlestheGreat: Look for Heysel Park.
Flyingdelorion: Lol @voren_chalco
Its_VeeBot: I am so sorry, Brussels, for our only knowledge of your lovely city being a food named after it.
Eille_k: @voren_chalco you're implying Netherlands is real
ContingentCat: I didn't realize there was so many hard rock cafes
Tempest2097: @A_Dub888 I'm listening.....
NewtyNewts: What's in the rest of the picture?
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Laserbeaks_Fury: DO they deliver vape, or do you vape to order?
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's very era of Buckmister Fuller
Strebenherz: @tempest2097 slow reply was driving, okay Carmen Sandiego xD
ThorSokar: yes, it is still there, really nice park there now
MacbethSeemsSus: Especially if sent by a robot delivery driver
Sarah_Serinde: I imagine not all that much
EvilBadman: Figuratively and literally
ghyllnox: LUL
NotCainNorAbel: that you ordered on your phone
northos: what what to your what?
SnackPak_: the future rules
fjordsword: It's by a big park or something like that
raulghoulia: its wild that we have maps like this for the world
Its_VeeBot: Manihuana? You mean the Reefer?
Flyingdelorion: More to the north
DiscordianTokkan: "... for free?" "No."
LurkerSpine: I dunno, they had milk delivery, they'd get it
public_key_reveal_party: Most of those people were probably using cocaine daily though, so like...
DoodlestheGreat: It's northwest of central Brussels.
Tempest2097: I mean, to be fair, someone could've delivered Marijuana to my house 50 years ago it just wouldn't have been legal.
OldUncleDan: Mary Ju Wanna?
Simriel: A guy (on weed) will legally bring you easy to smoke weed
Cptasparagus: Wait until 20 years when you can get ketamine delivered to you at work
ThorSokar: OK, I was right, it was made for a World's Fair, I miss us building just huge weird things like this
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh cool
Thefluffiestguineapig: @public_key_reveal_party Oh they knew what marijuana was, just all the words would be astounding
TheDevil_Risen: look for 2 giant round abouts
L0rdX33n: Kinda north side ish?
TheDevil_Risen: to the NE of the centre of the city
public_key_reveal_party: @thefluffiestguineapig that is fair
SomebodyNowhere: clearly its next to the congo building Kappa
DoodlestheGreat: You're looking for Heysel Park
DigitalSeahorse: street view available in this?
KaleidoscopeMind: near a park it seems
L0rdX33n: Ooh, that big park
EvilBadman: Next to that uhhh Pizza Hut
TheDevil_Risen: N of the river
SymphonySolstice: the atomium is stored in the balls
Tempest2097: @EvilBadman But is it a combination Taco Bell and Pizza hut?
nevermore913: Let's nope looks much less scary today
SquareDotCube: the world expo artifacts are mostly stored in the balls
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sometimes the jokes are difficult to differentiate from the real advice in chat
TehAmelie: this was the world's fair that put balls on the map?
ghyllnox: It's by a singular perfectly circular water feature in the north of the city
Its_VeeBot: G, while you're here, could you look for a man who's 6 foot 4, and full of muscle?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ever order Mussels in Brussels
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Tell that to the Twin Cities.
LurkerSpine: oh google maps just has the Atomium labelled the second you zoom in on Brussels
Its_VeeBot: He owes me a sandwich
A_Dub888: @nevermore913 Probably because G hasn't busted out the wheel yet
Sarah_Serinde: Eh, if Alex isn't here yet you're not taking too long :P
Sarah_Serinde: If he is, sure
L0rdX33n: 1956? 58?
DoodlestheGreat: 1958
PhuzNutz: @Dread_Pirate_Westley What are you to tell us?
7gorobei: car says 20's 30's
Tempest2097: I reckon it's 40s.
saintguard: 30s, surely
adept_nekomancer: Those cars look *old*
MacbethSeemsSus: NYC was 1962, so before or after that?
Tempest2097: But could be 30s.
ghyllnox: You are pretty close
Caffine1138: late 40s early 50s
DoodlestheGreat: The Expo was 1958
Thefluffiestguineapig: When was this World's Fair
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @PhuzNutz That the river runs north/south.
raulghoulia: yesterday
Foxmar320: 30s?
terribleplan: Late 50s
TheAwkes: Some 50s cars in the line, I think.
SquareDotCube: Not 1964 or 1966, that was Seattle
LurkerSpine: 1997, because fashion is slow Kappa
coriolis_storm: Post war
Thefluffiestguineapig: It has to be SIGNIFICANTLY post war
Simriel: 1958 and someone said Haysel park?
saintguard: Royal procession, maybe?
Sebeuqs: Early 30s? Before WW2.
Laserbeaks_Fury: maybe a official motorcade
m0zzy_1: 1950s
Tempest2097: Yeah, it could be post war, there are people without hats.
PhuzNutz: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Which one and where? They kinda go all directions here
Orlantia: Some union jacks
DoodlestheGreat: The Atomium was built for the Expo in 1958
Kazman20a: its the fair so it has to be 58
ghyllnox: The World's Fair it was built for was 1958
Tempest2097: Not to be confused with the Men Without Hats who are from the 1980s I think
ThorSokar: haha
TheDevil_Risen: oo it lights up with LEDs after 2007
TheDevil_Risen: cool
OldUncleDan: @Tempest2097 And from Canada.
Its_VeeBot: The fun of perspective
NewtyNewts: It's just a really large person back there in that elevator
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TheDevil_Risen: wheres the laken?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Whatever monstrous paint job that column has does dominate that side of the frame
Tempest2097: @OldUncleDan Huh, didn't know that, now I do.
DoodlestheGreat: There it is!
ben_e___: so close
adept_nekomancer: It's right there in the lower right
terribleplan: That column is filled with typography of "EXPO", for "Expo XX", the year it happened
KaleidoscopeMind: and the roundabouts!
Its_VeeBot: There it is!
Foxmar320: Bingo!
raulghoulia: keep looking
ContingentCat: lrrHORN
Its_VeeBot: There seems to be a second entry on the map
jessicaengle: sergeBongo
Aceviru: WOOOOO
SnackPak_: close enough
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
SomebodyNowhere: wow
Sarah_Serinde: close enough
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: Still SUPER CLOSE
ghyllnox: LUL
MacbethSeemsSus: Still quite close
LarkSachrosis: lol
TehAmelie: cheeky car dealers
Foxmar320: welp
Laserbeaks_Fury: That has to be on purpose
NewtyNewts: Minimum Auto
BusTed: rayfkWelp
ThorSokar: at least 4 times
SomebodyNowhere: can walk that
ThorSokar: haha
kingandcommoner: Have you tried foodguessr? You're shown a dish and have to guess the county it's from
SymphonySolstice: it works
Tempest2097: @Laserbeaks_Fury It's a good pun.
Its_VeeBot: There's even a model of it on the map, neat!
TheDevil_Risen: sergeGG sergeGG
saintguard: lrrLUL
KaleidoscopeMind: because colombia
jessicaengle: sergePun
L0rdX33n: Darn you, Bogota
MacbethSeemsSus: *shakes fists at colombia*
voren_chalco: Those cars better roll around like giant polyhedral dice
SoylentDoener: is there the same structure but instead of balls there are cars holding it together?
Simriel: Columbia is to blame
TheDevil_Risen: you feel like doing some food crimes?
korvys: Framed?
tehfewl: "Because of Colombia" sure is a sentence
ThorSokar: You can even still go in that weird thing if you go to Brussles
Aceviru: Scrandle?
EvilBadman: Scran or break
ghyllnox: Scran!
TheDevil_Risen: or Framed?
SomebodyNowhere: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #9403: "You can quote me on that; 'we can cut orphans'." —Graham [2025-10-08]
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheDevil_Risen Oh Scrandle?
Shadowsoflife: Scran?
red_shoes_jeff: @voren_chalco They do if you drive 'em bad enough.
EvilBadman: Break it tis
grgriffin3: Scran it!
Aceviru: Got it boss!
KaleidoscopeMind: ask heather her preference
lamina5432: bye bye
ButButTheJesus: shut it all down!
SymphonySolstice: understandable
jessicaengle: o7
ContingentCat: Sure
Diabore: yeah i was thining end this stream and come back with fancy new stream
ghyllnox: o7
Its_VeeBot: Where, in time, is Grah-am Sta-a-a-ark?
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart
Drasvin: o7
I_Am_Clockwork: do not upset the Axe Hand
Vulcnor: Going offline would give the chopper a solid break
TheDevil_Risen: benginO7
ContingentCat: o7
Caffine1138: Scatter!
L0rdX33n: I'mma get a soda
durketh: o7
Foxmar320: But I need to return fluids
korvys: Oh, do we have an Alex? I was away for a bit
grgriffin3: Going nowhere!
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
A_Dub888: "Do you know why I brought you here?"
LarkSachrosis: You're not my dad
Drasvin: Time to cycle the stream
Orlantia: Yeah, people in North America have a very skewed view of how developed Latin and South America were and are
lamina5432: see you on the other side chat
jessicaengle: quick,do crimes
DigitalSeahorse: vicksy7
Thefluffiestguineapig: Going offline I assume to change categories
Sarah_Serinde: korvys We haven't seen him yet but Graham said he'd be in later
Shadowsoflife: Food crimes? @jessicaengle
ThorSokar: hah, that Atomium thing is STILL one of the tallest structures in Belgium
MacbethSeemsSus: W+P was pretty chill this week
Aceviru: Cycle your limbs and stretch your fluids
Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig You don't have to go offline to do that. This is more to make the youtube recording easier
TehAmelie: i'm doing food crimes right now. took a frozen pepperoni pizza and put pineapple and olives on it
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: @Orlantia To be fair, we have a very skewed view of how developed anywhere not like.... western europe, Japan, and NA are.
ThorSokar: And it's all stainless steel, crazy
Patorik: @Orlantia I guess how people think Canada is nothing but snowy forests
NewtyNewts: lrrSIG
TehAmelie: lrrSIG
Jigokuro: lrrSIG
jessicaengle: @TehAmelie That sounds great!
Melfina__: lrrSIG
Aceviru: @TehAmelie Nothing wrong with treating yourself
baltimore_667083: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
NotCainNorAbel: @TehAmelie My SO literally suggested that as toppings for our pizza tonight
Strebenherz: lrrSIG lrrSIG
baltimore_667083: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
TehAmelie: it's fantastic
jessicaengle: squeek17RussianKidDancing squeek17RussianKidDancing squeek17RussianKidDancing
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: lrrSIG
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTap
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSIG
TheAwkes: Double the intro, double the fun.
Its_VeeBot: And how all of New York is either a city or Steamed Hams. Actually never mind that's pretty accurate tbh
jessicaengle: sergeBongo
A_Dub888: @TehAmelie you're fantastic
TehAmelie: well played
Sarah_Serinde: @Patorik Ehhh but more racist than that
SmithKurosaki: Its a Garbage Day Miracle?
Anubis169: Garbage day!!
Patorik: @Sarah_Serinde Good point
Atarra: hooray, it is garbage day after all!
Orlantia: Are the finger lakes the steamed hams part?
Atarra: Mr. Scrooge, it's still Garbage Day!
Its_VeeBot: @Sarah_Serinde If there's one thing that North Americans are good at...
tidehollowcat: Garbage Day!
NewtyNewts: @Sarah_Serinde So, more Igloos then?
TehAmelie: the spirits did it all in one night
jessicaengle: Houston!
jessicaengle: Let's GOOOOO
Anubis169: with so many decent games that've come out lately, it feels good to be reminded of the detritus out there
Thefluffiestguineapig: This song is SO GOOD
jessicaengle: yoshga1Jam yoshga1Jam yoshga1Jam
Its_VeeBot: Houston, we have garbage, over.
MacbethSeemsSus: I will burst out laughing if they play the new Black Ops
jessicaengle: yoshga1Shake yoshga1Shake yoshga1Hypershake yoshga1Shake
Orlantia: I hope that they were trying to make MegaMan manifest inside brains with this
Thefluffiestguineapig: I've scrubbed so many floors to this and people have come into rooms and asked what the fuck I was doing
Sethalidos: @Its_VeeBot sticking our pen...i mean rockets where they don't belong?
Shadowsoflife: DinoDance
Its_VeeBot: @jessicaengle ooh, the shiny wario ass
jessicaengle: squeek17RussianKidDancing
Aceviru: @Orlantia exfauxMan
DigitalSeahorse: corgSTUMPY corgSTUMPY corgSTUMPY
Its_VeeBot: @Sethalidos What is one if not the other?
Thefluffiestguineapig: DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance
A_Dub888: @Sethalidos who told you about my rocket pen???
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyRoll vicksyFastRoll vicksyRoll vicksyRoll
Orlantia: jocatWiggle jocatWiggle jocatWiggle
jessicaengle: yoshga1Spin yoshga1Spin yoshga1Spin
InconsiderateHat: jlrrDance3 jlrrDance jlrrDance3
Sethalidos: *whistles*
jessicaengle: squeek17JVD squeek17JVD squeek17JVD
TacitusVigil: Please have your tickets ready, the A-Train will be arriving soon!
northos: DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance
Aceviru: benginBop benginBop benginBop
Its_VeeBot: QWERPlay
ButButTheJesus: wooo just beat my spider solitaire game katesHypers
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBravo vicksyBravo vicksyBravo
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyRave
flatluigi: oh we're getting alex after all? hooray
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TacitusVigil Man, the QWERPline playlist on YouTube is worth a relisten. Holds up
northos: saltdSPIN saltdSPIN saltdSPIN saltdSPIN saltdSPIN
DigitalSeahorse: vicksySquish vicksySquish vicksySquish
jessicaengle: @ButButTheJesus sergeGG sergeGG sergeGG
TacitusVigil: @Thefluffiestguineapig Problem is I want NEW Qwerps!
sadfleck: DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance
IbunWest: abatSPIN
jessicaengle: squeek17MyazakiShake
DigitalSeahorse: cute dolphins
NewtyNewts: @TacitusVigil All qwerps are good qwerps
Its_VeeBot: Wake up Alex, it's time for traaaaash~
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrGARBO
sephyhallow: Alex misread the schedule, but he scurried to the office as soon as he realised! You shall have an Alex tonight
Aceviru: HERE WE GO
L0rdX33n: Yay!
IanAllenBird: lrrSIG lrrSIG
jessicaengle: Bullat
Tempest2097: Hell yeah let's goooooo
MacbethSeemsSus: Poor Alex, got away for only an hour
A_Dub888: uh ohhhh, garbyyyy
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TacitusVigil Yes, but the LRR people only have so much time and money with which to do projects. They have said they are interested in doing more QWERPs potentially but it's just something right now that's not a high priority
CaptainSpam: Get yer HELTH up!
SymphonySolstice: wooo
elkae: but Alex, you could have foregone the garbage tonight!
TehAmelie: hi!
Anubis169: heyo
Foxmar320: Alex!
Aceviru: It's an Alex!!!!
ButButTheJesus: ayyyyyy
Thefluffiestguineapig: I see he unclipped himself from the wall
WearingCats_CwC: hoi. again
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Alex :D
adept_nekomancer: A perfectly normal time
Aenir798: Hello I am here to Watch a Play
baltimore_667083: hi Alex!
NewtyNewts: Garbage truck found Alex and restored him to the bins
TheAinMAP: Hello lrrGRAHAM lrrALEX
nevermore913: Garbage night
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyAww
VinylMinty: o/ Howdy Big G and Alex!
Tempest2097: TBH it being later actually works great for my schedule today
Riandisa: Hello Alex and Graham
terribleplan: Absolutely normal
TheDevil_Risen: Welcome back G, Hello Alex!
ghyllnox: o/
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
Nigouki: hallo
Magnifisquatch: cpicsLook
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyLUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok Gandalf
TacitusVigil: @Thefluffiestguineapig Instructions unclear. Please insert Qwerps! Kappa
ButButTheJesus: NoRmAl TiEm
Dread_Pirate_Westley: My homework ate my dog.
A_Dub888: something something daylight savings
HorusFive: Is it thirteen oclock already?
SymphonySolstice: understandable
L0rdX33n: "My grandmother is on fire"
baltimore_667083: fair enough
TheDevil_Risen: Stranger things is good
SnackPak_: thatll happen
sephyhallow: Hey don't blame me!!!
tidehollowcat: I have been so pleasantly surprised by this season
lamina5432: dog ate one of the uranium pieces
Gekyouryuu: this IS *an* hour it's scheduled, so...
nyoomgoom: ran out of toast to run with, had to get more toast first
adept_nekomancer: "My homework ate my dog"
Patorik: Were the things sufficiently strange?
ghyllnox: Love those suspenders
NewtyNewts: There are Stranger Things than that.
LarkSachrosis: A valid reason to lose track of time
DigitalSeahorse: it is good
munocard: late night watch+play?!
TheDevil_Risen: i've re watched up to mid s3
baltimore_667083: @lamina5432 not again
phoenixletmeuseadashd: as your punishment, perhaps the worsst D&D game ever made?
Saintnex: "my gram gram ate my dogge"
loufghyslaufey: "A Watch+Play is never late..." no, early! No, wait- !
TacitusVigil: Let's get waffles!
L0rdX33n: That's why I n3ever read Harry Potter, and now I don't have to
nyoomgoom: gesundheit
WearingCats_CwC: And then you came here for *this*
Anubis169: that good eh?
IanAllenBird: yeah?
tidehollowcat: Am Graham okay
Aceviru: G down gdown
Thefluffiestguineapig: Am Graham ok?
WearingCats_CwC: It's escaping
Sorator13: Definitely thought G was going to say "Yknow, I've never watched it with my boyfriend"
jessicaengle: lrrSPOOP
Foxmar320: Graham no dying on stream. First warning
RelwinEJ: First season was an absolute banger
MacbethSeemsSus: the furballs are spreading at the stark house
Magnifisquatch: wretch + play
Mai_Andra: the garbage got Graham NotLikeThis
DigitalSeahorse: I'm putting it off a bit cause brain reasons
sephyhallow: Can we also point out, your boifriend was the one who pointed out you were due on stream!
TehAmelie: they have reputes?
A_Dub888: !findquote questionable
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Anubis169: oh WOW
Thefluffiestguineapig: Some of the games end up being stealth bangers. See Tomato Way and Lies of Penguin
Darleysam: exceedingly good cakes
Aceviru: Aww
Anubis169: I love these <3
baltimore_667083: smol
Tempest2097: TINY PIE
Strebenherz: tiny pie!
TheDevil_Risen: Lets gooo!
NewtyNewts: Tiny pies!
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh
DoodlestheGreat: I've never kippled.
ButButTheJesus: smol
Dog_of_Myth: Tiny Pie!
Foxmar320: Is so smol
jessicaengle: wee pie
nyoomgoom: ooohhh little tart
L0rdX33n: smol pi
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WearingCats_CwC: He makes exceedingly good cakes
Thefluffiestguineapig: So weeeeee
DeM0nFiRe: am bb pie
TheDevil_Risen: love Mr Kippling
HorusFive: Somebody shurk that smol pie
Laserbeaks_Fury: Games of Questionable Repute? I don't think they exist.
baltimore_667083: tiny tom's tiny pies!
Patorik: You simply won't get tinier!
ghyllnox: Aww!
Tempest2097: I also had apple pie tonight.
TheDevil_Risen: their one of the best mince pies down under
NewtyNewts: Thank goodness you're here Tiny Tom!
adept_nekomancer: Tiny pies, in tiny pie tins!
IanAllenBird: damn that sounds nice
TheDevil_Risen: (thats fruit mince, not meat mince)
jessicaengle: mmmhmmm mmrmmmr
sephyhallow: Glad you like them
Tempest2097: Pie is good.
InconsiderateHat: Oooo, the chicken pies that size are unreal tho
elkae: it’s almost the return of strudel reviews!
L0rdX33n: sweet pie or savory pie?
tidehollowcat: OH No
TacitusVigil: Now I want tiny pies...
A_Dub888: oh heck
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOOOOOO
Aceviru: Cute pie make for delicious snack
Wrexadecimal: yeeeessss
nevermore913: I want a little pie
Anubis169: LOL
Dog_of_Myth: OH YESS
SnackPak_: oh boy
Aenir798: oh no
Laserbeaks_Fury: Helps to have a map....
Sarah_Serinde: Oh boy
raulghoulia: lets go!
Aceviru: Hahaha
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOOP
NewtyNewts: ohno
WiJohn: Oh my
TheDevil_Risen: JESUS
SymphonySolstice: LOL
I_Am_Clockwork: oh nooooo
nyoomgoom: incredible
ghyllnox: LUL
TehAmelie: i was wondering what Rudyard Kipling has been up to
HorusFive: YEEEEEEEEEEES
Sorator13: LUL
aWabbajack: barbClap
MrSarkhan: Oh
Simriel: A new one?!?!
TheDevil_Risen: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Laserbeaks_Fury: Jesus Christ, Superman
MacbethSeemsSus: oh boy, buckle up
Tempest2097: Hoo boy.
NimrodXIV: Early Access too
Magnifisquatch: yesssssssss i have been hoping for this one
sephyhallow: HAHAHAHAHA
DoodlestheGreat: And Early Access...
Shadowsoflife: @Laserbeaks_Fury *Tosses bad games*
Anubis169: we need a warmup
phoenixletmeuseadashd: so ism this baby jesus then?
baltimore_667083: OH JESUS (pun intended)
epsilon_vee: tfw the sledgehammer hits you outta nowhere
A_Dub888: JESUS WANTS A HUG
Sorator13: omg this is EARLY ACCES???
L0rdX33n: Breathe Alex!
VinylMinty: Wait is this the proper jesus christ game or a diferent version?
Darleysam: oh the classic Andrew Lloyd Webber musical
GasCityGaming: Right after he ate Graham?!!??
ContingentCat: Wow
Thefluffiestguineapig: I just cackled so loud I woke up 2 of my cats
Nigouki: which part are we simulating????
Dog_of_Myth: For he has risen to Alpha state
ButButTheJesus: but but
elkae: holy garbo
terribleplan: Did this game have an AI warning on steam? Because it should.
HorusFive: Calling it now- Superman64 clone
nevermore913: This will be so good
LarkSachrosis: Hold up, can we dig into the files and find that splash screen?
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RelwinEJ: Early access is three days too early?
Foxmar320: Please tell me Jesus flies around like Superman 64
Simriel: This is NOT our first Jesus sim
Tempest2097: Viewport?
I_Am_Clockwork: blasphemy levels reaching dangerous amounts, captain!
Its_VeeBot: You can customize your Jesus
Tempest2097: VIEWPORT?
TheDevil_Risen: Alex are you OK?
Aenir798: "viewport size"
SnackPak_: i wanna play dress up with Jesus
niccus: does holy water work for liquid cooling
Strebenherz: @RelwinEJ xD
EvilBadman: Let us customize our Christ
geodedragon: Be not Afraid!
TheMerricat: I wonder how blasphemous it is to pretend to be Jesus.
bv310: Man, strong start
MacbethSeemsSus: Ah yes, my Viewport
Anubis169: hahahahaha
Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
Sarah_Serinde: The two genders
NorthstarTex: lol wut
Tempest2097: Ohno
ghyllnox: So how much of this is AI
TheDevil_Risen: City 2
Foxmar320: wat
DigitalSeahorse: mmmmm pie vicksyNom
Astra7525: What are the customization options?
tidehollowcat: Always a good sign
InconsiderateHat: So thoughtful
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
A_Dub888: wait, what was that about GTA6?
L0rdX33n: Very powerful!
itmightbemikey: Has the M. Dickie Jesus game ever shown up on Watch + Play?
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SnowBuddy18: you love to see it
Zerragonoss: The graphics settings had flavor text
raulghoulia: wait it said something about gta 6
ANeMzero: Oh this isn't even the one I was expecting, which is like the Playway published (thief sim, a bunch of other low rent sims) "I am Jesus Christ
TehAmelie: i'm thinking the name needs a comma
ContingentCat: The single stone tablet just looks like a grave lol
sporkraptor: I just got here and I can see I have arrived at the *optimal* point
Shadowsoflife: so what in Custiomize?
elkae: this was built by an AI
kusinohki: remember to walk ON the water. don't fly over it...
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBless vicksyBless vicksyBless
Darleysam: Jesus asking "hey, what's this cross logo on my chest about?"
margieargie: Luke? The evangelist?!
Jigokuro: Would a returned Jesus wear a picture of the thing that killed them? moistThink
lirazel64: As an actual Christian, I say, "Go for it."
Kazman20a: I kind of want to see the diffrence
MacbethSeemsSus: Wait, the apostle?
Foxmar320: oh honey no\
Desruprot: limesSip
Tempest2097: SUPERHERO LANDING
SnackPak_: rad
sephyhallow: Luke
Anubis169: Kiryu?
TehAmelie: Jesus Christ, simulator?
I_Am_Clockwork: super hero landing
Laserbeaks_Fury: For Jor'El so loved the Earth that he sent his one and only Son
DigitalSeahorse: xD
L0rdX33n: HA!
A_Dub888: "Lasers"
nevermore913: Superhero landing
SymphonySolstice: nice onesie bro
iarethel0ser: The three point!
HorusFive: He did the superhero landing!
adept_nekomancer: "Current power: Lasers"
baltimore_667083: this is south park jesus simulator
sephyhallow: This game was made by an apostle himself
Simriel: We gave Lasers
Its_VeeBot: Current Power Lasers
DigitalSeahorse: Buddy Christ!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Super hero landing is so bad for the joints
ANeMzero: "My budget was $100" my guy it costs $100 to get on Steam. So the budget was... Zero.
SkylerRingtail: He is landed
ButButTheJesus: He's beginning to believe...
Magnifisquatch: there was this and "I Am Jesus Christ" that I have been hoping you'd get to
RedAlexxis: um ... jesus christ? :)
NorthstarTex: wut
NewtyNewts: Current power: lasers.
Foxmar320: Toe to tip thats a Jesus
IanAllenBird: oh ok
bv310: Already starting very very strong
ContingentCat: What
HavenDragon: can we walk on water?
betweenmyself: Jason Mamoa is Jesus Christ
TheDevil_Risen: HAHAHA
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
Sapphic_Shenanigans: He is RISEN babygirl!
WearingCats_CwC: Pajama Jesus is here
Its_VeeBot: JESUS LASERS
I_Am_Clockwork: O.O
Anubis169: SUperman!!
SymphonySolstice: yessss
NorthstarTex: THE
Sorator13: I have MANY questions
RedAlexxis: NOOO
Atarra: What, forgive me, in the Lord's name is this
Foxmar320: hahahahaaaaaa
red_shoes_jeff: WOO! Superhero landing!
NullColaShip: Risen, but still in his jammies
NorthstarTex: FUCK
Sarah_Serinde: This is already beautiful
NewtyNewts: SuperJesus!
Foxmar320: YES!
ThorSokar: wooooooooooow
adept_nekomancer: Biblically Accurate Jesus
CaptainSpam: Just like in the bible!
ButButTheJesus: BUT. BUT.
Simriel: Perfect. 30/10
Tempest2097: Did he get a haircut?
terribleplan: Jesus Christ!
I_Am_Clockwork: I'm dying
ghyllnox: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBless corgAYO corgNICE
phoenixletmeuseadashd: It really is just superman
margieargie: Oh, right, I remember the eye lasers from... Mark, I think?
ContingentCat: The flip flops why
TehAmelie: it's just undercover Superman isn't it
L0rdX33n: Jesus, with lasers, obviously
elkae: a game to surpass Prayer Warriors! at last!
I_Am_Clockwork: halp
HorusFive: Am Cyclops = Jesus?
Sethalidos: Am Alex Okay?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Croooooooow_t_robot: Literally just superman
TheDevil_Risen: Alex cant handle it
TheDevil_Risen: :D
Mai_Andra: is it, though? the sea is right there...
sephyhallow: Time to pray, Alex
Nigouki: remember when Jesus fucked up the romans with this lasers?
circusofkirkus: Biblically Accurate Jesus
A_Dub888: are those planes moving?
Foxmar320: Remeber in the Bible when Jesus has laser eyes
Aceviru: Biblically accurate jesus
Patorik: Don't point that at a plane or you'll get arrested
Simriel: I have never seen alex go from 0 to Out of Chair so fast
Its_VeeBot: @Sethalidos It's W+P, the answer is no.
nevermore913: The Bible skipped that part
Thefluffiestguineapig: My face hurts
Anubis169: lrrSPOOP
EvilBadman: All right, chill out Homelander
sporkraptor: would Jesus shoot down an airplane with his laser eyes
phoenixletmeuseadashd: alt to change weapons...
NimrodXIV: is that normal
bv310: Jesus Gotta Go Fast
couchboyj: Did we end up in Andrew WK simulator by mistake? We do look ready to party
ANeMzero: does Jesus... not have eyebrows?
Tempest2097: The only son of Krypton was given unto Earth got it.,
red_shoes_jeff: ALEEEEX, don't point lasers at planes!
DoodlestheGreat: Wasn't that a game? "Jesus Christ and the Laser Eyes?"
TheDevil_Risen: Jesus is a sports car
SnowBuddy18: as opposed to Jesus money
Dog_of_Myth: Jesus has the zoomies
RelwinEJ: This is the gospel of Luke, come on
Zerragonoss: Can you walk on watter?
Cptasparagus: is this Superman 64 reskinned?
SymphonySolstice: SCHMOOVIN
Its_VeeBot: OK fair
Patorik: Christin' aroun at the speed of sound
bv310: Yeah, that tracks
TheDevil_Risen: awww no sub ocean?
TacitusVigil: Spider-Christ, Spider-Christ, does whatever a Spider-Christ does.
djalternative: I just noticed the mini map
Foxmar320: Gotta Go FAST!
tidehollowcat: So fast
Dread_Pirate_Westley: And Jesus said one of you will betray me and I will burn him with lasers.
Tempest2097: (Green Hill Zone)
MAPBoardgames: weeeee!
Foxmar320: foxmarRING foxmarRING foxmarRING
circusofkirkus: Hollow Jesus
Its_VeeBot: Sonic the Christhog
adept_nekomancer: Jesus is, of course, entirely hollow
baltimore_667083: lrrSPOOP
Stripe_dog: Oh, so that's waht Godspeed is
DeM0nFiRe: subocean will be like extra accomplishment if it is found
I_Am_Clockwork: the flip flops are killing me
Strebenherz: @Cptasparagus jesusfied, nad OH GOD
Anubis169: what other powers does he have?
MacbethSeemsSus: Why does he look like Jared Leto?
Darleysam: completely hollow inside, just like an easter egg
sporkraptor: we aren't meant to see inside Jesus' head
TehAmelie: the son of man has an exquisitely rendered jaw
Aceviru: He's empty inside. He's just like me fr fr
Thefluffiestguineapig: He contains no multitudes
VinylMinty: Ok. The jesus christ game i was thinking of was this one https://store.steampowered.com/app/1198970/I_Am_Jesus_Christ/
DoodlestheGreat: Jesus shops at target!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHaha
EvilBadman: Can we not look like Jared Leto
circusofkirkus: that's a massive orphanage
L0rdX33n: we were inside Jesus, the reverse Eucharist
lamina5432: it's a little gnome
Its_VeeBot: SMITE
Strebenherz: WHAT
UnknownFriday: The Return of Watch & Play has put the biggest, goofiest grin on my face.
tidehollowcat: Uh
Foxmar320: The budget went to Jesus
adept_nekomancer: SMITE
SnackPak_: woooooooow
northos: oh lmao I thought "middle mouse" was the NPC's name
WiJohn: Nice
A_Dub888: S M I T E
L0rdX33n: SMIIIIIITEE
ButButTheJesus: BUT
LarkSachrosis: Smite??!?!@!
Dog_of_Myth: Pay their student loans!!
Tempest2097: A BRAAAND NEW CAAAR
SkylerRingtail: Universal housing and basic income
Laserbeaks_Fury: PAY THEIR STUDENT LOANS
RedEmpress_: waitttt this game kinda lit
margieargie: "Send to heaven" uh...
circusofkirkus: No Porn
bv310: Send to Heaven and SMITE as discrete options
elkae: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
HavenDragon: "send to heaven"
ghyllnox: SMITE
aWabbajack: barbAlivege a new caaar
7gorobei: send to heaven
TheDevil_Risen: can you pay my student loans?
HorusFive: All equally valid tactics
DigitalSeahorse: something tells me they died their hair
terribleplan: Holy Shit!
Strebenherz: GODCASH
SnackPak_: woooooow
Foxmar320: Hey Jesus can you hit me up with a car
ghyllnox: Baptize!
SnowBuddy18: is "send to heaven" just KILL?
sephyhallow: GOD CASH
Nigouki: hold up, Jesus Powers are just fixing the ails of capitalism?
NonjaBiru: Can we teach them to fish?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can do this, I've only fallen out of my chair once
raulghoulia: jeezus is broke
Mazrae: Baptize them
MAPBoardgames: Are you Jesus or Oprah?
iarethel0ser: The cursor!
Aceviru: "a brand new cahr"
ContingentCat: Why not a whole apartment
rrtycoon2: Oh no, biblicrypto,
ButButTheJesus: I'm seeing some redundancies
NoOne_OfConsequence: Send everyone to Heaven and let Dad sort them out.
sephyhallow: SEND TO HEAVEN
Sarah_Serinde: just give them a home
AugmentingPath: Apartment button?
sporkraptor: you have No God Cash
nevermore913: Smite them
Croooooooow_t_robot: Paying student loans and giving a free home? Is this game woke? Kappa
Tempest2097: Chicken dance, got it.
meatthathurts: why this looks kinda fun
Its_VeeBot: I don't wanna be a chicken
Dog_of_Myth: Chicken dance
Foxmar320: Weve seen that dance before
Its_VeeBot: I don't wanna be a duck
Thefluffiestguineapig: The chicken dance thing we've seen used before
Its_VeeBot: So Christ it Up
TehAmelie: "there's no pleasing some people"
Simriel: Now give them a free apartment xD
A_Dub888: voice acting!
DigitalSeahorse: energetic for being homeless
NewtyNewts: Sounds like a jesus
Sorator13: yknow I don't think "homeless" is a job...
DoodlestheGreat: Press F to pay respects.
Magnifisquatch: ya know how everyone in perfect health always does the chicken dance all day long
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 In previous games from the Time Rameside guy
sephyhallow: Loading: food bank
SquareDotCube: and ankle high windows
Laserbeaks_Fury: The load screen look like Nic Cage
public_key_reveal_party: Same tbh
DigitalSeahorse: why sit?
sephyhallow: Hiding from The Lord
InnuendoAndHyperbole: Chronic fatigue? Same! I need the "perfect health" button!
adept_nekomancer: Looks to me like someone who needs SMITE
Astra7525: ah yes, who doesn't remember the part in the bible where Jesus tried to mulitply the fish, but couldn't pony up the required $10.000
nevermore913: It's now first person?
baltimore_667083: let them eat cake
HorusFive: Sir, this is a food bank. You can't sit here
Mai_Andra:
SnowBuddy18: so I guess this is where $100 in assets went
Tempest2097: MEAT
raulghoulia: it looks like youre in the basket
meatthathurts: I 💖 ASSETS :-)
HavenDragon: ham
sporkraptor: click to *throw*???
bv310: F for Frozen Brownies
RedEmpress_: super smash bros food
7gorobei: food bank couldnt afford the 3rd dimension
sporkraptor: why is Jesus starting a food fight
sephyhallow: Alex you need bread and tuna
DigitalSeahorse: just leave the freezer open
sephyhallow: LOAVES AND FISHES
margieargie: The miracle where He multiplied the brownies and strawberries
sephyhallow: You can make them into infinite food then!
kusinohki: no loaves? no fishes??
TacitusVigil: Jesus will feed the people, but only 5-6 items donated by others.
Thefluffiestguineapig: YEET take your food you stupid poor
sephyhallow: There was literally bread and tinned tuna
L0rdX33n: You have fed the hungry
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: well there aren't any chairs
VinylMinty: They're sitting down in awe of jesus christ
DigitalSeahorse: very empty food bank for an open day
EvilBadman: Reverence
iarethel0ser: They don't want jesus to think they're impatient.
tehfewl: Flan
WearingCats_CwC: Their legs are weak from malnutrition
TehAmelie: the material world looks like paper to us, the Superman theory checks out
Gadora: Oh yes, God has a flan for you.
DigitalSeahorse: usually food banks got lines of people
terribleplan: Giga Puddi!
sephyhallow: OMG
ANeMzero: "Someone would enjoy eating" ohh, they buy into the like "I am a poor persons personal shopper" approach to food banks. Fun.
Its_VeeBot: lrrHAM
phoenixletmeuseadashd: 2d milk, fancy
elkae: this is the most accurate Jesus representation I’ve seen in a while
adept_nekomancer: lrrHAM
AugmentingPath: lrrHAM
SymphonySolstice: lrrHAM
DoodlestheGreat: HAM!
Tempest2097: Which is not Kosher
I_Am_Clockwork: lrrHAM
DeM0nFiRe: lrrHAM
Thefluffiestguineapig: @terribleplan And the universe became Pudding
tidehollowcat: lrrHAM
Melfina__: lrrHAM
northos: lrrHAM
NorthstarTex: lrrHAM
margieargie: lrrHAM
couchboyj: Flan bam thank you Son of Man
sephyhallow: GET BREAD AND TUNA, YOU'LL FEED 5000 PEOPLE
Anubis169: lrrHAM
elkae: the right could never
A_Dub888: lrrHAM
NewtyNewts: lrrHAM
TacitusVigil: Far be it from me to criticize the Lord, but I dare say this might be a tad inefficient of Him.
rrtycoon2: A Paula Dean christmas.
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrHAM lrrHAM
public_key_reveal_party: I've eaten worse meals
OldUncleDan: Milk and Cream in the Frozen section?
ButButTheJesus: "TURKEY!"
Jigokuro: And Jesus said, "Be Keto."
Strebenherz: lrrHAM
CastleOtranto: lrrHAM
AugmentingPath: carrot carrot milk?
red_shoes_jeff: lrrHAM
protojman: butter butter
nyoomgoom: wait this is pumkin from the game. give me the BUTTER
Aceviru: Person fed...for how long
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raulghoulia: ive always wondered, why is there a ham emote?
DigitalSeahorse: ham of mystery date of expiry lrrHAM
Tempest2097: FIMSH
sporkraptor: egg
NewtyNewts: Two Fishes and Five Loaves
sephyhallow: get fish and bread!!
sporkraptor: porchkop?
public_key_reveal_party: @aceviru the rest of their life :)
kusinohki: may I suggest carrot carrot milk carrot milk carrot milk??
SquareDotCube: sardines probably
MacbethSeemsSus: everyone's chill about Jesus working their food bank
elkae: this is the Jesus the conservatives don’t want you to know about
sephyhallow: Two fish, five bread, FEED 5000
TacitusVigil: No, the people will die long before then.
DigitalSeahorse: seafood is a good source of vital iodine
Zerragonoss: being able to shoot lasers but spending time at a food bank is actually much more than I was expecting form this game.
sephyhallow: I think you two heathens have missed the joke
L0rdX33n: Jesus can do no wrong, clearly
Tempest2097: NYeehhh take food
TheDevil_Risen: speed run it Jesus!
TheAinMAP: Speed run strats.
ClodiumSoride: strats
adept_nekomancer: We can give them food, but only so much. Rude.
tehfewl: I'll make a note of it
LurkerSpine: It'd fit right in on awful block
Its_VeeBot: Gesus Done Qhrist
ANeMzero: GDQ move over, we're truly speedrunning charity here.
TheDevil_Risen: you have to B hop as well
Kentosaurus: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
Laserbeaks_Fury: Jesus Saves, but does he autosave?
TheDevil_Risen: get that accelleration :D
VinylMinty: @LoadingReadyRun Have you shown alex the I am jesus christ game by any chance in a previous watch and play?
raulghoulia: youre Jeezus. you are bread
SquareDotCube: all the pocky
sporkraptor: if the shelves refill you're stuck
Aceviru: Hahaha
EvilBadman: "You may think this is an animation glitch, but this is Jesus Christ Pose"
sephyhallow: omg I can't believe you didn't do bread and fish
TheDevil_Risen: body of christ
Strebenherz: time to reset the vore counter?
sephyhallow: It keeps saying "fed one person"
terribleplan: Hungry? Bite me.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: love the idea of going to a food bank and having jesus the christ himself hand you a shopping basket filled with five packets of instant ramen
DigitalSeahorse: lol
LarkSachrosis: You're RPing as Jesus... and you ran out of bread...
DigitalSeahorse: feesh
sephyhallow: I bet you would have fed 5000 if you did the right combo
Magnifisquatch: @VinylMinty not yet, no.
Sorator13: Remember kids, the Catholic church officially endorses vore!
nyoomgoom: there was another loaf
TheDevil_Risen: LAMB!
Tempest2097: Not with that attitude.
niccus: huh, they really split these between in- and out-of-fridge foods
Mai_Andra: and a roast chicken
kusinohki: no wine, no problem. no water.... problem
Laserbeaks_Fury: Today's fish is Trout a la Creme. Enjoy your meal!
saintguard: So would anything Jesus touched be breaded?
L0rdX33n: Gimme food! YOLO pose
TheDevil_Risen: yes :D
NewtyNewts: Maybe an escape menu?
adept_nekomancer: I'm guessing you'll be stuck here when it's empty
Anubis169: what does escape do?
bv310: Strip mine the food bank
Its_VeeBot: Heaven Yeah
phoenixletmeuseadashd: that last guy...I am a buisness man n'wah
korvys: You pressed "h" to get in - maybe that?
Nigouki: imagine if it softlocks if you don't have 5-6 items for the last basket
Strebenherz: RAPTURE
TheDevil_Risen: theres the blood of christ
NotCainNorAbel: Godrock!
CaptainSpam: GODROCK! \m/
L0rdX33n: Blood of christ?
Foxmar320: im sorry wat
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
terribleplan: Rapture?
AugmentingPath: Electrocutes Demons and ATMs is great
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you trigger BLOOD RAIN
Wrexadecimal: lmaaaaaooo
Kentosaurus: he walks on water
Its_VeeBot: Yes
iarethel0ser: Why not both?
Foxmar320: Blood of Christ
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes?
SnackPak_: one, then the other
public_key_reveal_party: "You can blow up cars with your god lasers"?????
niccus: was jesus an incremental gamer? was He a cultivator?
Thefluffiestguineapig: HUH??????????
nevermore913: Can we convert them?
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW
DoodlestheGreat: "Spark electrocutes Demons and ATMs..."
raulghoulia: i dont remember this part of the bibble
TacitusVigil: Cheese it, it's the Lord!
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TehAmelie: those are some terrible tempters
Foxmar320: This is a strange Destiny mod
adept_nekomancer: SMITE
L0rdX33n: They weren't doing anything...
iarethel0ser: Ah, yes, reverse demonic possession.
IanAllenBird: okijuiokij
Anubis169: LOL
EvilBadman: You can enter hell
Aceviru: Hahaha
SnackPak_: o7
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
DigitalSeahorse: xD
EvilBadman: The portal
NorthstarTex: o7
CaptainSpam: Perfect.
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrLUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RainyMint: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhhahahhahahh
Patorik: Can you close the demon portal?
ContingentCat: Yummy demon hearts
TheDevil_Risen: benginO7
Kentosaurus: you get a car
ghyllnox: LUL
HorusFive: Was "Pay Student Loans" there before?
IanAllenBird: noooo
Foxmar320: Did she died
GhostValv: o7
MrSarkhan: What
Saintnex: UMMM
Aceviru: Lmao
Its_VeeBot: Alright Edgar, now drop a car on 'em
TheAinMAP: katesHuh
ButButTheJesus: i'm scared
betweenmyself: When you saw one set of footprints in the sand, I was busy blowing up demons with my EYE LASERS.
IanAllenBird: F
Foxmar320: GotY
iarethel0ser: F
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrLUL I'm crying
ContingentCat: Why??
saintguard: F
L0rdX33n: Oh, she ded
nevermore913: This game is kind of amazing
raulghoulia: ai could never
Diabore: murdered
GhostValv: F
Kentosaurus: into the sub ocean
Stratavarius: Jesus' shrinking powers
Its_VeeBot: To the sub-ocean!
Drasvin: F
NewtyNewts: F
MrSarkhan: o7
Shadowsoflife: o7
bv310: Welp, she's been raptured
Morrigan9: down to the bad place
DainBread: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHUH
Aceviru: o7
Anubis169: not struggling to make friends anymore
terribleplan: o7
NorthstarTex: F
Saintnex: Alex NO
adept_nekomancer: She continues to struggle to make friends
Dread_Pirate_Westley: She made it to the sub-ocean!
RainyMint: o7
TheDevil_Risen: benginO7 benginO7 benginO7
Thefluffiestguineapig: Send to the sub ocean
Sarah_Serinde: send to heaven :P
Tempest2097: Jesus, truly the worst Lifeguard.
northos: saltd7
Saintnex: o7
sporkraptor: oops
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
ghyllnox: o7
margieargie: Full immersion baptism, it's fine
niccus: wait, jesus can't enter the sub-ocean
GhostValv: dad you're getting another one
ContingentCat: o7
Camthelion: Jesus gunna get grounded again
lirazel64: All these theological questions...
AugmentingPath: No friends? Get in a car and drop to the bottom of the ocean. -Jesus
Blip2004: This looks like a modded version of Saint's Row: A Gat Out of Hell
ButButTheJesus: DAD COME FIX IT katesYell
EvilBadman: The demons were surrounding a portal to hell you could enter
TehAmelie: remember, being killed by a god is the best thing that can happen to a mortal (according to Loki)
bv310: Honestly, this kind of rules. It's objectively bad, but someone tried real hard at it
DigitalSeahorse: corgAYO god is too buoyant
sephyhallow: SMITE
SkylerRingtail: I love how Give Money and Pay Student Loans are separate options
sephyhallow: I can't wait til we meet an asshole
nevermore913: Jesus saves SOME people
adept_nekomancer: SMITE
Izandai: So, what nonsense is on today's plate?
Tempest2097: HAHAHAHA
SnackPak_: me too, dude
Laserbeaks_Fury: He's a carpenter, have him sell some shelves
L0rdX33n: Oh no
loufghyslaufey: What is this?
Foxmar320: WOAH
Izandai: Jesus fuck why are we so fast?
NimrodXIV: splort
DigitalSeahorse: wooopsie
iarethel0ser: That was mildly excessive.
Stratavarius: Damn, harsh but fair
thavleifrim: I'm also worried about lebron, is he doing ok?
ButButTheJesus: GRACIOUS
ContingentCat: Goodbye
RainyMint: LMAO
HorusFive: Shame about that guy
Izandai: Okay this game seems rad.
lamina5432: we are more clark kent
DigitalSeahorse: corgD lrrCOW vicksyHaha
AugmentingPath: Yeah, to harrow it and whatnot
Anubis169: what other powers do you have?
Foxmar320: ok gotta enter Hell
Blip2004: I am becoming more convinced this is based of Saints Row
WiJohn: Hey Jesus should you be collecting those hearts?
loufghyslaufey: Are you guys Leto in that one "Free Guy" game?
Laserbeaks_Fury: it said Hold CTRL to fly
Astra7525: Can we go for the bad ending of christianity?
ContingentCat: Lol he's so zoomy
SleepyDragonGms: I keep forgetting, was Jesus' laser eyes new or old testament?
sephyhallow: There has been a flight update, apparently!
TacitusVigil: I just realized, this is just Watch Dogs: Jesus Edition.
Gekyouryuu: Announcement: in keeping with the times, the King James bible shall be replaced with the Lebron James bible
Anubis169: Thank you Bayonetta
Strebenherz: okay i'm glad other people went clip on that too, that was great xD
TheDevil_Risen: this is unironically great :D
Simriel: You can also portal to heaben
Thefluffiestguineapig: The most anime ass entrance
TheAinMAP: mattlrHeck
NimrodXIV: "Bonus tip: I love you"
EvilBadman: Bonus tip: I love you
loufghyslaufey: Colonal Sanders, apparently?
margieargie: Oh, just like in the Dante's Inferno game
Mathwyn: Levi Jones?
Kentosaurus: hoo boy
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
HorusFive: He probably learned his lesson
Its_VeeBot: The Power of Me Compels You
sporkraptor: once they've gone to hell--um
MacbethSeemsSus: Uhhh
DigitalSeahorse: time to HECKle! lrrLUL vicksyHaha
L0rdX33n: lit
Anubis169: LOL
TheDevil_Risen: YES
bv310: Exorcism by fire. The Randy Orton special
Tempest2097: Cool Saviors don't look at explosions
iarethel0ser: We're exorcising hell?? Where are they going?
I_Am_Clockwork: XDDDD
Foxmar320: foxmarBURN foxmarBURN foxmarBURN
Izandai: mattlrLul
loufghyslaufey: *Colonel
DigitalSeahorse: xD
red_shoes_jeff: And go WHERE exactly?
Nigouki: oh jesus
ButButTheJesus: katesFine
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SnackPak_: art
TehAmelie: cool guys laser eyes away from explosions
7gorobei: jesus was an arsonist
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrLUL
phoenixletmeuseadashd: cool guys don't laser at explosions
lamina5432: cool peops walk away from fire
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHaha vicksyHaha vicksyHaha
L0rdX33n: 10/10 no notes
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nevermore913: I remember when Jesus went to hell
ghyllnox: Aren't you supposed to exorcise demons back to hell?
ContingentCat: What the fuck
HorusFive: He's doing a slow walk away from the burning building. How cool
SymphonySolstice: this was my favorite part of the bible
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDK
ANeMzero: cool dudes don't look at explosions (with their laser eyes)
TacitusVigil: @red_shoes_jeff Super HEll
Simriel: You can't tell them to Begone, this is their house!
Izandai: Superman but he can summon cars.
sporkraptor: Jesus just came into the demon's house and evicted them. where are the demons supposed to go
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
public_key_reveal_party: Gameplay!
Izandai: What's this game called? Jesus Simulator?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am BAFFLED BY THIS
MacbethSeemsSus: What's Jesus going to do with those demon hearts?
sephyhallow: That's what makes it hell
Aenir798: Are there any other powers?
bv310: I love the minimap
TehAmelie: is this Wyoming?
sephyhallow: like a suburb
nevermore913: Hell is pretty big
ghyllnox: Good thing there's a minimap
lirazel64: C.S. Lewis agrees...
margieargie: We really need to push for 15-minute afterlives
AugmentingPath: Is that Hell's Heart? You should stab at it
Xafty: they do say commuting is hell
Foxmar320: Graham ive been saying that for years. Florida, not walkable
I_Am_Clockwork: wait your eye lasers have a shadow
ANeMzero: seems pretty walkable for Jesus
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyFine vicksyInsane vicksyFine
I_Am_Clockwork: XD
Thefluffiestguineapig: So the ice beam is less good than the laser beams
L0rdX33n: No no, that's accurate, I remember that part from Afterlife
ContingentCat: Hell was designed by nimbys
Kentosaurus: I think this is too much for me
EvilBadman: I love this Vampire Survivors ass map
Anubis169: I bet if you face them all down the chest explodes or something
sephyhallow: This show has always been about putting Alex through Hell, now we've got literal
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInsane
raulghoulia: stand against the devil!
sporkraptor: I wonder if Hell has a sub ocean
margieargie: I'm Christian and yes, it sure is
ButButTheJesus: it me, and yes this is quite rather a bit silly
TehAmelie: it's probably heretical on several levels
lirazel64: This is silly
Astra7525: hang on. Jesus can possess a demon?
red_shoes_jeff: I notice the laser shadow goes PAST Jesus.
TacitusVigil: Many levels
Thefluffiestguineapig: Of ANYTHING I would argue
TheDevil_Risen: I mean, im baptised and confirmed. but this is FUCKING AMAZING
LarkSachrosis: I was raised Methodist, this is unhinged.
electra310: I'm religious and this is extremely funny
teaspoonC: Practicing Christian here, it is indeed wild
Foxmar320: Very
ContingentCat: Of anything really
Patorik: I've seen wose
Simriel: Make a heaven portal!
Astra7525: Are we sure WE aren't the bad guys here?
NorthstarTex: as a former catholic, yeah, loose...very loose
kusinohki: quick, contact emily for a heresy check!
DigitalSeahorse: stand against the devil
TacitusVigil: Most video game adaptations of books are terrible.
Sorator13: I can't explain why, but this feels like a project that a homeschooler made for their compsci class
RedEmpress_: the huge testament
loufghyslaufey: Maybe its meant to be a satire? From someone?
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
WearingCats_CwC: I'd probably be more religious if this was what it was like
lamina5432: we can go to heavan
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it blood rain
terribleplan: Left Control to fly?
sephyhallow: It's closer to the OG text than some churches
paulthemapguy: Super Jesus Sunshine
enbyKriss: This is just funny, you're fine raysL
Juliamon: rocks fall, demons die
glitched_goddess: it’s better than a lot of supposedly Christian stuff I’ve seen
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Rocks fall, everybody dies.
Patorik: I think you ran up the building
MacbethSeemsSus: Jesus is going to cause more destruction than Man of Steel
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, is the blood of christ a rain of boulders???
ANeMzero: a small boulder rain the size of a large boulder rain
epsilon_vee: take off, eh
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT?????????
Foxmar320: We needs a cape
DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
adept_nekomancer: Usually this kind of flight requires a gnome
Izandai: Wow this really is just a Superman game.
TheDevil_Risen: Jesus is not an A10 Alex
Strebenherz: Cheer200
7gorobei: he's starting to believe
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
NewtyNewts: He's got a big S on his chest, I guess.
Tempest2097: Ah yes, the lesser known miracles of Christ, like flying through these rings.
DigitalSeahorse: ahhahahahha
Aceviru: Ok so when do we get to the rings section
L0rdX33n: We ride!
NimrodXIV: um
doubleo21: I don’t remember Jesus having eye lasers, but here we are
ButButTheJesus: OKAY.
Its_VeeBot: You ever get a piggyback ride from Jesus
ContingentCat: What
Sorator13: WHAT
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh vicksyHaha
Cunobelenos: what the hell did I just tune in to?!?!?
ghyllnox: LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: AHHHHHHH
thavleifrim: R to drop, from 50 stories?
CaptainSpam: So, Iron Man, not so much Superman.
electra310: That's what this guy wants
cmdrud87: Kids, this is what happens when you make the dead sea scrolls the main constituent part of your gospel.
elkae: lmaoooo
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this Dispatch?
RedEmpress_: still better than superman 64
putz12a: Better give him perfect health..., maybe fix those broken legs
Strebenherz: @Cunobelenos biblically accurate jesus
paulthemapguy: Now you have an invalid in your care
Dog_of_Myth: Jesus does save
sporkraptor: now give him a car and send him to the subocean
TacitusVigil: Oh I get it, this is a metaphor for Neo! Kappa
Dog_of_Myth: :p
AugmentingPath: why do we have to deliver him to the hospital and not just press the Perfect Health button?
Stratavarius: The apartment of student debt
kusinohki: the times with 0 foot prints were tthe times I flew you to the hospital...
Tempest2097: Couldn't you just.... heal him?
Doc_Layzah: has the comparison to Superman 64 already been made?
L0rdX33n: This Crazy Taxi remake is off the chain
Tempest2097: Oh
sephyhallow: wait your shadow has a halo!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, where the fuck did he go
TheDevil_Risen: Halo
MrSarkhan: Umm
Laserbeaks_Fury: wut?
bv310: That's adorable
Shadowsoflife: ?
aWabbajack: zekeDAGOTH
Foxmar320: oh
ghyllnox: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
Aenir798: It's the crown of thorns
lirazel64: Halo
WearingCats_CwC: Dagoth Ur?
TheDevil_Risen: biblically accurate
raulghoulia: crown of thorns
phoenixletmeuseadashd: ok that's actually a neat touch
Tempest2097: Truly, combat evolved.
NimrodXIV: nice touch
Foxmar320: Crown of thorns?
JeshuaWithAnE: his halo and crown of thorns
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or a crown of thorns?
MacbethSeemsSus: kinda cut touch honestly
public_key_reveal_party: Are we dagoth ur?
Izandai: Okay that's actually a neat detail.
sporkraptor: that's.... uh
SnackPak_: honestly, a nice touch
Sapphic_Shenanigans: That's kinda neat tbh
CaptainSpam: Well, in fairness, that's a fun touch.
Leliale: John 27:3 "Thy Lord Jesus blasted the demons with eye blasts and it was pretty dope my dude."
MacbethSeemsSus: cute*
TacitusVigil: Halo: Christ Evolved
A_Dub888: Is this that Cronos: The New Dawn I've heard so much about?
Simriel: @saintguard Same thought!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH vicksyBless
TehAmelie: okay, this is definitely Wyoming
Izandai: lrrLUL
Its_VeeBot: I have a feeling that touch wasn't intentional
Anubis169: HAHAHAHAHA
NewtyNewts: Heaven's awfully mountainous- oh
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
TheDevil_Risen: HAHAHAHAHA
SnowBuddy18: Heaven is Colorado?
Izandai: mattlrLul
Wrexadecimal: LMAAAAOOOO
sephyhallow: Heaven: also unwalkable
Sapphic_Shenanigans: HAH
glitched_goddess: that’s just the shadow of the bad guy from morrowind
DiscordianTokkan: real
elkae: omggggg
Strebenherz: "HEAVEN IS STILL BEING DEVELOPED" - GOD
Aenir798: oh no
TheDevil_Risen: 10/10
Its_VeeBot: SIGNED GOD
public_key_reveal_party: -God
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
Aceviru: Hahahaha
I_Am_Clockwork: oops woops
Foxmar320: LOL
offbeatwitch: LMAO
NimrodXIV: LMAO
Tempest2097: LUL peak comedy.
MacbethSeemsSus: lrrLUL
iarethel0ser: God's only on day 5.
TheDevil_Risen: no notes
adept_nekomancer: "TBD: Heaven"
sephyhallow: HAHAHAHAHA
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RainyMint: LMAO
Cunobelenos: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Foxmar320: Outstanding
Sorator13: HAHAHAHA
L0rdX33n: WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
Aceviru: No notes!
margieargie: Come on, you had a whole six days to do this!
Thefluffiestguineapig: hahahahahahahaha
Juliamon: Add THAT to the "quotes from unexpected sources"
ContingentCat: -God
Camthelion: thats a good quote
Anubis169: Is the sub-ocean in this just earth?
enbyKriss: Amazing
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niccus: imagine going to heaven and it's still a beta test
HorusFive: [slow clap]
teaspoonC: Favorite bible verse, I have it tattooed on my ankle
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyWheeze vicksyWheeze vicksyWheeze
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: that's the title of a Philip K Dick novel, it has to be
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrHERE
ghyllnox: Heaven is still being developed -God
Stratavarius: [Placeholder Text] - God
I_Am_Clockwork: or jesus is small
Justinthomasmm: incredible
ThorSokar: AHAHAHAHHA, ZERO NOTES
lightfut: Clip that clip that
ButButTheJesus: He's preparing a place for us, you see
Cunobelenos: boxy, too
7gorobei: 7 days in to 7billion years, typical contractor
tidehollowcat: Heaven: where you're bigger than life
Mollylele: "Heaven Is Still Being Developed" is my favorite David Byrne song
SnowBuddy18: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa nah, Douglas Adams
RelwinEJ: Macro fauna
paulthemapguy: What is Heaven but life's DLC anyway?
Drasvin: The game is early access after all
TehAmelie: heaven is full of giant ladies
RedAlexxis: That explains a lot
Jigokuro: When did this game come out / last get updated?
ANeMzero: Jesus: all I wanna be, is someone who gets to see a giant (flying) woman
red_shoes_jeff: STILL? He's had almost 2026 years to figure it out.
Its_VeeBot: And the LORD done spoke unto Moses, "Bottom Text"
TacitusVigil: So what you're saying is that we must...build the Kingdom of Heaven?
LarkSachrosis: Much like how man's natural habitat has yet to be built.
Foxmar320: All the time G
DigitalSeahorse: hope you like constant skydiving
electra310: Very Good Place
nevermore913: Heaven will be fixed by the second coming
sporkraptor: rapture please
MacbethSeemsSus: "Listen, God, me and the boys are working as fast as we can."
Izandai: Sure!
TehAmelie: it tickles!
TheAwkes: I've seen worse sandboxes, but not many more out of pocket tones.
Dog_of_Myth: Great
Foxmar320: ???
sporkraptor: give someone a car, then use it to blow up a demon with the person inside
phoenixletmeuseadashd: how does it keep getting more
nyoomgoom: ohhhhh
Tempest2097: Glad they thought of that.
Thefluffiestguineapig: the fuck??????????????
phoenixletmeuseadashd: how
Anubis169: Holy light only affects demons :D
adept_nekomancer: That kid has a lot of sins
I_Am_Clockwork: denuding the soul of sin via LASER BEAMS
NewtyNewts: Does the ice do that too???
Sergue_Thorien: This game is amazing
public_key_reveal_party: It's like power wash simulator basically
sporkraptor: it's a power washer???
sephyhallow: WOW
Nigouki: GET CLEANSED NERD
iarethel0ser: What do the other powers do?
Astra7525: "And on the seventh day god rested, as the contractors hadn't been able to finish on time"
raulghoulia: the dev thought of everything
lirazel64: Terrible child!
TehAmelie: Jesus has smart lasers that only smite evil
Camthelion: penance stare eh
DigitalSeahorse: Power Blessing Sim
iarethel0ser: Like, what if you ice the human.
ghyllnox: Get cleansed, idiot!
LarkSachrosis: To Who!?!?!
raulghoulia: to who, Aquaman!?
margieargie: He sent us His only begotten son to perform laser sin surgery upon us
teaspoonC: Jesus blowing up ATMs for cash like in the Bible
NorthstarTex: wtb any demon heart
ContingentCat: Who's buying demon hearts?
kusinohki: what's the conversion rate for demon hearts??
Its_VeeBot: v christ like yes
NewtyNewts: Jesus Hood
TehAmelie: take that, moneylenders
WearingCats_CwC: WWJD? Theft
VinylMinty: I wanna know what the rapture is...
Juliamon: You're liberating it from the billionaires
L0rdX33n: ATM money doesn't belong to anyone, right?
The_Ninjurai: Probably can sell them in hell
Laserbeaks_Fury: The NPCs all look like Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf
WiJohn: Jesus does have known beef with moneylenders
Zerragonoss: What is the shark on the map?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksySellout vicksySellout vicksySellout vicksyBonk
electra310: Modern Jesus equivalent to overturning the tables
LarkSachrosis: Yeah, go into the temple and whip a bunch of money-changers!
A_Catastrophic_Success: why can’t you just summon a bunch of cars and sell those?
Doc_Layzah: begone robotic money changer!
Stratavarius: Listen, something somthing camel through the eye of a needle, here is $50
Sorator13: Jesus is simultaneously divine and man, so when he sins, he can just forgive himself
Blip2004: Jesus was very much for taking from the rich and giving to the poor and needy
raulghoulia: chase the money lenders out of the temple
TheAinMAP: something something overturning the tables of the money changers...
adept_nekomancer: So the message here is Jesus will destroy your economic system and indiscriminately dump people in the bay
margieargie: "To each according to need" -is- from the book of Acts...
Izandai: 100000000000%
pixl_nix: incoming game(?)
lightfut: Jesus and the superhero landing, name a better duo
paulthemapguy: What Would Jesus Do With Harvesting Organs?
public_key_reveal_party: That's not how air works?
sephyhallow: Jesus says all billionaires are bastards
TehAmelie: prolem solved!
Foxmar320: I said at the start I hope this is just Superman 64
DigitalSeahorse: Merry Christmas! vicksyDed vicksyAww
Foxmar320: Didn't think id be correct
Thefluffiestguineapig: Two buildings destroyed
kusinohki: well... at least you're not flying through rings...
I_Am_Clockwork: blasphemy aside, if this is your first ever game project, pretty lit XD
SkylerRingtail: I'm rather a fan of exploding ice.
Sorator13: That's definitely a way to deal with a tornado, yep. Freeze it and blow it up.
Tempest2097: @Foxmar320 Not enough rings to go through
lamina5432: we should check if there is another game by the dev thats superman
L0rdX33n: "I can't get the rights to Superman? How about Jesus, does anyone own that?"
Simriel: I mean you are Jesus so yoi can heal them and raise them from the dead
EvilBadman: What is the witch hat I gotta know
A_Dub888: where do you sell demon hearts?
Kentosaurus: render unto caesar that which is caesar's
MacbethSeemsSus: Sure it's fine when Jesus breaks into an ATM. But when I do it.......
lightfut: I'm still so just tickled by the white leisure suit
IanAllenBird: ijnuikjhuikj
Aceviru: Someone saw Superman 64 and said, hold my beer
MrSarkhan: LUL
Mai_Andra: Did anyone ever try USING the ATM? seabatCHOICE
ghyllnox: What, do your ATMs not respawn?
Tempest2097: LUL
MacbethSeemsSus: lrrSPOOP
Strebenherz: WHELP
Foxmar320: Wow
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
northos: "and they were correct to be" LUL
Doc_Layzah: I cast SMITE
terribleplan: RIP
Sorator13: ALEX
adept_nekomancer: F
Strebenherz: THAT'S JUST MURDER ALEX
Laserbeaks_Fury: "I deserve this..."
paulthemapguy: self-conscious? get smote
Its_VeeBot: Just a roundabout smiting
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
SnackPak_: whoops
Dog_of_Myth: hahaah
raulghoulia: god is fickle
NorthstarTex: Dying.
ContingentCat: o7
iarethel0ser: Smite, just by a different name!
public_key_reveal_party: Smite with extra steps
RainyMint: LUL
Kentosaurus: i'm hyperventilating
RelwinEJ: Enable Auto Smite
TheAinMAP: katesD
L0rdX33n: IT BURNS!!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: What the interactions are with things are so unclear
IanAllenBird: I think you're the one doing the harrassment
Strebenherz: @Nigouki YES
bv310: Well you are waterboarding her
WearingCats_CwC: Wouldn't you?
TheDevil_Risen: hahahahaha
adept_nekomancer: Is this the harrassment?
sephyhallow: Because they're being BAPTISED in the STREET
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT IS GOING ON
Astra7525: ice bucket challenge?
teaspoonC: Baptism by chemical shower
Texan_Reverend: That's just an acid shower.
paulthemapguy: unexpected wetness is not...comforting
I_Am_Clockwork: a little off the top
MacbethSeemsSus: The Baptism! It buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurns
Aceviru: Hey getting baptized is traumatizing
asddsa28: thats the sin coming out
Foxmar320: Deep cleaning the sins
nyoomgoom: ohhh. the giants.
Aceviru: They drown you
Terminal423: Involuntary baptism is a the reason for the screamin
kusinohki: holy water is acid rain... maybe I guess??
DigitalSeahorse: punched a kid with a car and they died
EvilBadman: PowerChrist Simulator
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The football Giants or the baseball Giants?
Tempest2097: The giants, right... the giants...
raulghoulia: Wheeler?
TotallyNotaBeholder: This week the giants, next week the ravens, then the 49s
DigitalSeahorse: he levitated
Its_VeeBot: "Hello, my child. Have a crisp Lincoln."
paulthemapguy: Extracting demon? Jesus has WinRAR?
LarkSachrosis: Thanks Jesus, for legal reasons I didn't hear that.
sporkraptor: now give him a car
offbeatwitch: they also appear to be floating
Foxmar320: Maybe a car?
EvilBadman: Rapture'd
DiscordianTokkan: Off to Heaven he go
Tempest2097: That's... not free?
SkylerRingtail: Someone clip it
rrtycoon2: Divorced from reality.
Sorator13: send to heaven?
sporkraptor: pay their studen loans
AugmentingPath: Between my ex-wife, that demon, and the fact that I'm floating two feet of the ground, this has been one cromulent fuckcrustable of a day
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBless I need a free apt too!
QuixoticScrivener: are we a warlock patron?
Morrigan9: deal with teh devil?
Natimus_Prime: Nah, busting into ATMs is totally something Jesus would do. He chased moneylenders out of a temple with a *whip*!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I need a free apartment!!!
TehAmelie: wasn't that a plot in Tenacious D?
MacbethSeemsSus: Gonna say it now, I don't think I want Jesus to save me
paulthemapguy: How trite. Jesus isn't bound by capitalism!
DigitalSeahorse: a little UBI would be nice
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Anubis169: good grief, the lease is signed Maria Magdalena :D
sephyhallow: Jesus is a badass
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TheAwkes: F - Enter the Bank of Greed
IanAllenBird: modern problems require modern laser eyes
sephyhallow: Got cancelled for punching a fig tree, otherwise, A+
Tempest2097: I mean it's sadly the most consistent thing with the teachings of Jesus and that's SAYING SOMETHING
Nigouki: go back! Bank of Greed!!!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksySellout vicksyInsane
raulghoulia: insurance doesn't cover acts of god
TehAmelie: burn it out!
Izandai: O.O
bv310: Does that count as an Act of God for insurance purposes?
Anubis169: LOL
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus If the risk of accidental drowning or atomization is this high, I'll stick to my existing paganism thanks
Strebenherz: OKAY HOW DARE
Dog_of_Myth: Green Flames!
DeM0nFiRe: wat
Sorator13: ?!?!?!?!
SkylerRingtail: Big mood
ButButTheJesus: OH THE HUMANITY
Laserbeaks_Fury: SMARTPHONE ADDICTION
Blip2004: its ok, as those robbery movies explained, that money is insured
public_key_reveal_party: barrFlambe
RainyMint: LOL
Its_VeeBot: Green Flame!
enbyKriss: LMAO
Anubis169: That's one way
Thefluffiestguineapig: THE FUCK WAS THAT
adept_nekomancer: Cure your addictions with fire!
sporkraptor: ooooookay
sephyhallow: No one ever needs to play another game again
Terminal423: Can confirm dealing with burnout will kill an addiction
phoenixletmeuseadashd: ok this entire stream is just one clip
Strebenherz: what
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Hedonistic_Mushroom: Jesus, son of Zod?
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Izandai: @bv310 Depends on how you feel about the Trinity I guess.
phoenixletmeuseadashd: that's it, that's the highlight
Terminal423: I guess that's what the flame animation was for at least
SnowBuddy18: can we fight the department of student loan debt?
Tempest2097: "Great now Mr. Christ, now we just need you to fill out this year's FAFSA"
L0rdX33n: SMITE THEM!
ContingentCat: Yuup looks right
Laserbeaks_Fury: Can we blow it up like Fight Club?
adept_nekomancer: Smite the entire building!
public_key_reveal_party: Why do we have a department for that specifically
lightfut: Comrade Jesus forgiving our sins
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Oddly, hedonistic Mushrooms must be what someone was on here
LarkSachrosis: Hell yeah, burn it all down Nazarene.
L0rdX33n: ok, gotta calm donw, this game is making me too shouty
Izandai: Enter computer???
iarethel0ser: Are we fight clubbing this?
an_archist2: hacker jesus?
TehAmelie: Jesus voice: "I'm in"
DigitalSeahorse: don't worry if you can't pay, Canada will pay it for you eventually
Thefluffiestguineapig: @L0rdX33n This game has robbed me of all coherence
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm telling you, the loading screen is 100% Nicolas Cage
Dog_of_Myth: Hack the Gibson, Jesus
sporkraptor: I bet it would remove the debt if you put all the computers in cars and blew them up
AugmentingPath: What if you prayed for student debt relief but jesus said "I need to sell more demon hearts"
Anubis169: Fight Club
NimrodXIV: so now he's Neo?
munocard: this is the plot to Mr Robot
adept_nekomancer: drop table!
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
VorlonScout: "He is in"
ButButTheJesus: help computer
Stratavarius: Do it Jesus, destroy the financial district. Make the people happy
Drasvin: drop *
Camthelion: jonny dro ptables
Thefluffiestguineapig: Does this game endorse the deep state too?
TacitusVigil: The Architect shows up and explains that we're the Seventh Christ the system has made.
iarethel0ser: Bobby tables.
elkae: this is the future the left wants /s
Foxmar320: :D
LarkSachrosis: I saw this season of Mr. Robot
I_Am_Clockwork: Master Hacker: Jesus the Nazarine
bv310: Good old Bobby Tables
Atarra: delete all plz, I say as I work on my graduate school finals
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, Jesus is a master hacker
DigitalSeahorse: heheheh
Foxmar320: Didn't know Jesus was a hacker
margieargie: Better password than your average Deus Ex character, at least
Kasran: database engineer here: this is exactly how it works
EvilBadman: Hackerchrist, " I'm in'
Simriel: He's NEO
a_guy_7: Jesus did come to pay our debts
kusinohki: would you rather baptism to clean yourself of sin or baptism to clean yourself of debt??
MacbethSeemsSus: SysAdmin tracking the intrusion: Jesus Christ who is this guy?
DigitalSeahorse: holy spirit?
Its_VeeBot: cat student_records | grep Jesus
AziraphalesShop: Seaman
GasCityGaming: Just JFarrow?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kusinohki If the second one would guarantee no debt ever, the second one
sporkraptor: jesus is going to get J Farrow in so much trouble
Strebenherz: Try without the @ ?
lightfut: S0NO4G0D
munocard: password is GOD if Hackers was right
DigitalSeahorse: JFarrow?
raulghoulia: Jason Bourne, thats Jesus Christ!
TacitusVigil: Huh, the F in Jesus F Christ stands for Farrow?
Its_VeeBot: JChrist
Magnifisquatch: skip the @NASD?
DiscordianTokkan: "Holy ME, this sucks"
paulthemapguy: Jesus is not powerful enough to just instantly alter the database?
sephyhallow: Username GOD
DigitalSeahorse: Christ
Aenir798: Can we call the help desk?
JeshuaWithAnE: It changes every 5 minutes, maybe it changed?
DigitalSeahorse: Christmas?
red_shoes_jeff: @raulghoulia *Backwards violin sting*
sporkraptor: yeah this binch broke
The_Ninjurai: The text file is auto-updated every 5 seconds
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you think Jesus' password is "IAMGOD" ?
The_Ninjurai: *5 minutes
Hedonistic_Mushroom: There's a poster of Jesus in my country where he's in a suit and tie and doing IT stuff but holy.
GasCityGaming: just "JFarrow"?
Sorator13: JFarrow, maybe, with no @NASD?
sporkraptor: no, it's probably just broken
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is ti 5 minutes real ass time?
Strebenherz: wesu1y
Its_VeeBot: Secured by your government
DigitalSeahorse: password 12/25/0
GasCityGaming: yes
Izandai: Only trillion
Aenir798: trillion
TheAwkes: Trillion
L0rdX33n: Just Trillion
iarethel0ser: 1.7 trillion.
ThorSokar: Trillion
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sounds right
ContingentCat: Yuup
Blip2004: 1.7 trillion
TheDevil_Risen: 1.7T
WiJohn: ctrl + A
terribleplan: ctrl-a?
Tempest2097: IS THAT A SELECT ALL BUTTON?
L0rdX33n: still, christ almighty
glitched_goddess: like as I understand the early Christian scriptures, hacking into a database to eliminate student debt is totally something Jesus would do
sporkraptor: delete all records
Sorator13: we're gonna be here a while...
empyreon: BALETED
j_crane330: lrrBEEEJ
Its_VeeBot: sudo rm -rf ~/.debt
Thefluffiestguineapig: Delete all?
circusofkirkus: the number actually updated
Tempest2097: Aw man
bv310: Jesus sitting there deleting each debt individually except for one guy
DigitalSeahorse: nuuuu
Spades_Slicc: Yeah but because there's auto localization it's 1.7 quadrillion CAD
JeshuaWithAnE: Do they let you ctrl+a it?
SkylerRingtail: Ctril + A?
Tempest2097: Manually? aw man.
Izandai: oh god
TacitusVigil: Control A Jesus! Control A!
Stratavarius: Does Jesus have a custom cursor icon or is that standard for the OS in the Department of Student Debt?
Hedonistic_Mushroom: > rm - rf
adept_nekomancer: Only 1.6999 trillion dollars to go.
Laserbeaks_Fury: This would be the *one* thing stopping debt forgiveness
niccus: at $20,000 a second, this is still going to take a long, long time
munocard: Jesus can’t Shift+Click
L0rdX33n: Ctrl-a?
DigitalSeahorse: thanks, Jesus! vicksyBless
Izandai: Graham, if you could teleport, would you EVER use a door?
Its_VeeBot: Jesus not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
Anubis169: 1.7trcan you fly to the plane?
AugmentingPath: Use the door? Sounds like an animation I do not want to make
Thefluffiestguineapig: Doors are hard to program/make work Graham
Its_VeeBot: Jesus: "TO WHO?!"
RealGamerCow: no way
LordManiMani: Well that looks pretty satisfying
Strebenherz: oh no
letsbelgo: something on the radar sir
Anubis169: we found the SuperOcean :D
Tempest2097: LUL
sephyhallow: "I was on a plane, and then BAM, JESUS"
j_crane330: neo
MacbethSeemsSus: Pulling a Homelander
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Jesus has a punch-up with an Boeing 747
RealGamerCow: and has sound!
Tempest2097: There's a JESUS on the WING
Its_VeeBot: There's a man on the wing of the plane!
sephyhallow: Like when they announce orcas on the ferry
L0rdX33n: Let me in!
ContingentCat: Hello!
Anubis169: NO
AugmentingPath: How does William Shatner feel about this?
NorthstarTex: there's somethign on the wing
Thefluffiestguineapig: It has a trajectory?
ayyyko: can you pick it up
VinylMinty: I want to see what happens when you reapture
Strebenherz: WHAT
Izandai: lrrLUL
SquareDotCube: There's a Messiah on the wing!
iarethel0ser: REfueling???
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOOOOO
Tempest2097: What
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Drasvin: XD
7gorobei: kerosene vision
Simriel: That seems like an unrequired detail level xD
DeM0nFiRe: WHAT
Terminal423: Jesus lasers contain jet fuel
RealGamerCow: I did NOT expect that
Strebenherz: IT GOT SILLIER
L0rdX33n: with his eye lasers
TehAmelie: with his eye lasers, yes
pixl_nix: WHAT
Anubis169: YO
I_Am_Clockwork: with his jesus lasers, yes
empyreon: AMAZING
TheAinMAP: That's a sentence.
IanAllenBird: yeah why not
adept_nekomancer: "Thanks Jesus, this will be great for our fuel budget!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: I"M SORRY THE FUCK
bigevildan: I guess the plane was out of lasers?
CaptainSpam: I don't remember this scene in Starfighters...
ghyllnox: LUL
TheDevil_Risen: hahahahahaha
Its_VeeBot: Graham do you ever listen to yourself when you do these streams
Terminal423: the conspiracy theorists will have a field day with that one
NorthstarTex: WTF IS THIS GAME!
teaspoonC: Turning water into jet fuel
iconicshadow89: Jesus take the stick
TacitusVigil: Oh no, Jesus is made of oil, America will want to capture him!
bv310: There's a reflection in the water!
terribleplan: Ok, what does ice do to the plane?
empyreon: ayyyyyyyyyyyy
VorlonScout: I wonder if this is a later mission that we're sequence breaking
LordManiMani: #BrandNewSentences
Sethalidos: what happens with the ice power?
Anubis169: HAHAHAHAHAA
Aceviru: o7
NorthstarTex: Jesus saves.
varmintx0: Jesus Saves
saintguard: Perfect sentence
Vinewood_OG: Duh duh tish
Tempest2097: I'm just picturing the pilots like "Goddamnit, the fuel gauge is acting up"
rrtycoon2: City 6
DeM0nFiRe: How does someone even think to implement that
raulghoulia: Graham clearly doesn't have super vision
JeshuaWithAnE: So… do Jesus’s lasers… melt…
Mazrae: Did I just see giant Jesus in the waters reflection
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: that's that one story right, the plane that stayed in the air seven days and seven nights?
betweenmyself: yes, Jesus is refueling the plane. haven’t your read Leviticus?
Drasvin: That's an awfuly square city in the middle of this lake
MacbethSeemsSus: Unfortunately passengers we can't land because JESUS keeps refueling the aircraft
Molladia: Are we doing sacrelige again?
munocard: Jesus’s eyes shoot dinosaur juice
Laserbeaks_Fury: A lo, did the fuel last 8 days and 8 nights
SkylerRingtail: Type-O Petrol
sporkraptor: and now back to beautiful Metropolist
SnowBuddy18: clearly they're his tears
iris_of_ether: This episode is a Christmas miracle
StageMgrRob: I must have missed that gospel
NewtyNewts: Take this Jerry Can, for it is my bile.
meatthathurts: if you don't do that does it eventually run out and fall??
brainbosh: Cause Jesus saves (fuel)
Croooooooow_t_robot: Jesus also supports renewable energy. From laser eyes
LordManiMani: I thought it was an oil rig
Izandai: "Don't look. Just fly."
couchboyj: He died for our sins, many of which are Petroleum based
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInsane vicksyWheeze
Sorator13: Oh, you have a minimap, I hadn't noticed that
Thefluffiestguineapig: I want a Sam Jackson Snakes on a Plane reading of that whole scenario
NimrodXIV: where did that even come from
Its_VeeBot: Chat does hell have an exception for sins that are incomprehensible?
L0rdX33n: Is that the rock so big you can't lift it?
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
Drasvin: XD
Izandai: mattlrLul
raulghoulia: breakdancing rock
NorthstarTex: she's a ghost now
empyreon: LUL
margieargie: Rock of ages, cleft for me...
TacitusVigil: I mean, it IS Hanukkah!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I guess she instantly got raptured
paulthemapguy: In America, the body and blood of JC are hamburgers and crude oil
Blip2004: Jesus is on the wing! Wait, why is putting his thing in the wing? Why is Jesus pissing in the wing?
TacitusVigil: Bonus oil is part of that!
phoenixletmeuseadashd: straight up matrix takeoff
sporkraptor: rapture, rapture, rapture
RealGamerCow: I don't know where they stole all these assets from, but it rules
Stratavarius: Wait, Jesus can possess the demons?
Strebenherz: pfffffft
adept_nekomancer: This has to end in rapture.
elkae: I’m laughing so hard I’m ending up in coughing fits help PrideLaugh
Anubis169: blood of christ?
ghyllnox: LUL
Astra7525: The new Saints Row devs took it a bit too literally
Izandai: Clean
Its_VeeBot: okay I'm gonna admit, this is so fucking stupid it kinda rocks
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
Thefluffiestguineapig: Astounding
Laserbeaks_Fury: Could God Blender a rock with so many polygons that even *He* could not render it?
elkae: there was something about demon blood
Kentosaurus: G beat me to the joke
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyCult vicksyCult vicksyCult vicksyComfy
Strebenherz: this is kind of fantastic
betweenmyself: can you give the demons a car then detonate it next to them?
TehAmelie: Jesus saves, all the demons die to falling rocks
paulthemapguy: limbs in limbo
Its_VeeBot: @Laserbeaks_Fury Not since the RAM shortage.
sporkraptor: this is *amazing*
Izandai: I love that they don't react.
Terminal423: I didn't know Christ was related to Killer Frost
MacbethSeemsSus: A surprising amount of effort went into this
DigitalSeahorse: when hell freezes over vicksyDed vicksyDed vicksyDed
kimmibeans: I can't stop laughing at Jesus' flipflops and I don't know why
nevermore913: Jesus does not support freedom of religion
sporkraptor: um. jesus posessing a demon is definitely... an interesting take
AugmentingPath: The Problem of Evil for this game is that the demons have no AI
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Izandai I suspect they have no programmed animations at all
DiscordianTokkan: The power of ICE'D compels you!@
Sapphic_Shenanigans: "What killed the demons? THE ICE AGE!"
sporkraptor: jesus is not harmed by the mere power of falling rocks
SkylerRingtail: @DiscordianTokkan *Cough*
DigitalSeahorse: AFRICA
Hedonistic_Mushroom: If Jesus punched rocks and they turned into bread, that would be funny as shit
Its_VeeBot: The Christ-ler Building
TheAinMAP: lrrGREED
margieargie: I prefer the bank of sloth, personally
TehAmelie: it's where they keep all the greed
TacitusVigil: The Christ-ler-dang it Vee!
Izandai: I have questions.
sporkraptor: and then Jesus did a heist
bv310: That splash screen said something about a jiujitsu master?
McMims: love the flip flops on this adventure
Sorator13: sorry, what did that load screen say? Sensei Yui was a great juijitsu master?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have so many questions
sporkraptor: nooooooooo
adept_nekomancer: Security was not this bank's strong point
Xiff_: Puzzle(?) time
Izandai: Sure!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm sorry THE FUCK
Its_VeeBot: ?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Alex a wizard
nevermore913: Vaults can't stop Jesus
NimrodXIV: timer
sporkraptor: what the actual
Tempest2097: "Jesus we gotta do a bank job"
DainBread: Yeah, you know, just Jesus stuff.
TacitusVigil: Now we're a Die Hard!
sporkraptor: oh no. the fuzz
Hedonistic_Mushroom: It's not stealing if you steal from sin itself
sporkraptor: explode the cops with your eye lasers
LordManiMani: Isn't money kind of beneath him
Patorik: Are you stealing from the rich to give to the poor?
Its_VeeBot: Greedy Joe
nevermore913: Stealing on behalf of God
Sorator13: That security sounds alarmingly monstrous
DigitalSeahorse: the banker
Laserbeaks_Fury: NGL, I thought it was Lincoln
TacitusVigil: Abraham Lincoln I think.
phoenixletmeuseadashd: well this game just got creepier
betweenmyself: Jesus may rob a bank, but he’s not going to LIE to himself by claiming it ain’t stealing pennyWhat
Tempest2097: I dunno looks a bit Abraham Lincolnish and I'm not sure I like that.
ContingentCat: Abraham Lincoln?
DigitalSeahorse: not lincoln no beard
ShaneLeeAtk: Daniel Webster
TacitusVigil: I think it's an anti-Lincoln political cartoon.
iSmartMan1: Laser the money?
ani_laurel: whats up sports fans!
Sorator13: "Visit Sanctorium, Sell Demon Hearts"
kimmibeans: I guess be Christ and do crimes???
JeshuaWithAnE: how much money did you steal?
SnowBuddy18: I want to see Jesus in college
TehAmelie: half Lincoln, half Monopoly Man
bv310: "Sensei Yu was a great Jiujitsu master until he lost his dojo to the IRS" was that last splash screen
public_key_reveal_party: Technically this is two factor authentication
EvilBadman: These loading screen tips are wild
adept_nekomancer: Thou shalt steal, but only for 20 seconds.
sporkraptor: there is no challenge to this whatsoever
Morrigan9: thou shall not break into bank vaults
margieargie: Uh, keeping the sabbath day holy, I believe
Kentosaurus: thou shalt take the benjamins
ani_laurel: wow
Aenir798: 10 commandments was before his time
LarkSachrosis: The old testament also names usury a sin
NewtyNewts: Ten Commandments is old testament
I_Am_Clockwork: I guess it doesn't count if the bank made adeal with the devil? is the idea? Iguess! This is some big heresy XD
sporkraptor: I love how the security guards roar like monsters
Sapphic_Shenanigans: It's like the 3-second rule, for stealing.
GasCityGaming: Jesus: Judge i've demonstrated a loop, the bank must concede
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it Simon B Goth?
WearingCats_CwC: "Thou shalt not do this stuff, unless you're me, then it's cool. Trust me guys."
TacitusVigil: Wizard cHat!
videogameprotagonist: Depends if the money of Ceaser
iarethel0ser: Step one: Electrocute him.
TehAmelie: Jesus is all "man should not serve the law but the law should serve man"
elkae: Simon B Goth s wizard university
adept_nekomancer: I don't see anything on that sign about lasering him
DigitalSeahorse: soup
a_guy_7: @I_Am_Clockwork No way I thought for sure this was all theologically above board XP
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is that Shenron?
NimrodXIV: cool pawn shop
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NewtyNewts: He finally just *used* a door!
sporkraptor: the music thought
ani_laurel: Jesus may have stolen a donkey
ani_laurel: its ambigious
TacitusVigil: So would every cup this Jesus drinks from count as a Holy Grail?
Its_VeeBot: Jesus, famously a landlord
bv310: Oh of course, Jesus is a landlord
raulghoulia: jesus is a landlord?
Nigouki: so to save people from capitalism we become the capitalism?
TehAmelie: that building didn't have a ground floor. or it was sinking like in Tokyo-3
Sorator13: Gotta love stealing from the bank of greed to give to the landlords
ContingentCat: I guess that's how you give free apartments
adept_nekomancer: "Sir, we need to talk about Jesus-proofing our vault. He's driving us bankrupt 20 seconds at a time."
sporkraptor: what'st hat box of toys
Anubis169: melty rain!
sporkraptor: there was a box of toys up at the top of the map
Laserbeaks_Fury: Technically, the Bible frowned upon usury
Izandai: Asking that question and then not using the ice breath is dereliction of duty.
EvilBadman: Jesus hitting a Crhist Air, "What's up fuckers!"
SnowBuddy18: that's a mood
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaGranny corgPEEK
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaGranny vicksyPeek
ani_laurel: ok thats hilairous
Aenir798: They're witches
TacitusVigil: They need more renewable energy
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would too Graham
adept_nekomancer: Everyone is so distressed by baptism
TheDevil_Risen: do they still scream if you cleanse their sins first?
elkae: the sins leaving the body
RedAlexxis: Is holy water just acid?
SnowBuddy18: yeah, same
Tempest2097: Jesus mixed up the 5 molar HCL with water I guess.
Morrigan9: which one, gotta get that right
Mai_Andra: "Go see a Star War."
glitched_goddess: are you baptizing them with hydrochloric acid
AugmentingPath: Hey just quickly before you go: which denomination?
kusinohki: have you tried baptising the demons? what happens??
sporkraptor: is there any score for any of this
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tempest2097 Presumably very little water from their reactions
TacitusVigil: I mean you're not a Flat EArther Graham, if Jesus walked up to me I'd probably be "yep, guess I'm doing that" too
lightfut: Events keep respawning because evil never rests, Alex
MacbethSeemsSus: If I saw Jesus break into a bank and steal money I'd have concerns about the teachings in church
Hedonistic_Mushroom: This reminds me Djesus Uncrossed from SNL
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW
TehAmelie: that's not gonna help, but you'll worry less!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Tempest2097: 100k buys a lot of therapy
SnowBuddy18: tbh, if Jesus actual Christ flew up to me on a roof and gave me 100k, I'd probably be good
ContingentCat: That'll solve most problems
sporkraptor: you're just faking impostor syndrome, aren't you
Sorator13: what happens when you Send to HEaven?
adept_nekomancer: You can fabricate cars, but not print money, duh.
Jigokuro: "But to have Imposter Syndrome you have to actually be good at your job?"
Aceviru: JesusMAX has a surplus
Its_VeeBot: Have more rocks
iarethel0ser: You wouldn't download a bank, but you would download a car.
L0rdX33n: lol
DigitalSeahorse: vicksySpook
public_key_reveal_party: "cars can be exchanged for money"
L0rdX33n: This is how I die
sporkraptor: oooo see how many cars you can generate
Cptasparagus: used car market inflation would wreck the economy
GasCityGaming: "Oh god No" Jesus: "Oh God YES!"
sporkraptor: oh, the toybox is the orphanage? can you adopt orphans?
paulthemapguy: where mince meat?
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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paulthemapguy: why am firenado
Bearudite: oh is that the wuxia one?
McMims: can you rob them too?
Natimus_Prime: !updog
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sporkraptor: you're being raptured
Anubis169: G: There's a voice line in the English Dub of Where Winds Meet, that's the VA starting, saying "Sorry I'll do that again" and then delivering the full line
Thefluffiestguineapig: St. Augustine would likely not be on board with this
ani_laurel: ngl, the shadow having a halo is a nice touch
Anubis169: they left it in
NoOne_OfConsequence: That orphanage is HUGE.
EOstby: "The lesson is, never try."
nevermore913: Give all the kids cars that will fix things
sporkraptor: you cannot steal an orphan
Zerragonoss: That is a big orphange, juese may need to smite less people.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh, is that also the game that uses an ai chatbot to power its npc questgivers, so you can just tell them you did the quest?
paulthemapguy: how enter orf nij?
Anubis169: oh that was lovely
TheDevil_Risen: send them to heaven
TheDevil_Risen: :D
Tempest2097: To be fair, her being a Speech trainer makes it doubly funny
sporkraptor: have you sent anyone to heaven?
bytecaster: It's an important part of the Bethesda jank experience!
ani_laurel: wait does "send to heaven" just kill them?
paulthemapguy: disregard women; acquire car
MacbethSeemsSus: Is jesus giving out gas or electric cars?
itmightbemikey: Where Winds Meet also has the AI Chatbots driving NPC interactions and you can gaslight them into having completed quests
protojman: can you take to hell
adept_nekomancer: We can't send people to heaven, it's still being developed
ani_laurel: lol
Sorator13: @adept_nekomancer yknow what, good point
Tempest2097: @itmightbemikey That's... incredible, prompt injection as a game mechanic.
TacitusVigil: Whelp, she lives here now.
paulthemapguy: can you put invalid on an airplane?
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bytecaster: Wait, does Jesus have inherently more polygons because he is the son of god?
TacitusVigil: Jesus and Carol are filmed live in front a studio audience!
bv310: Good news, we just cleared the Tyranny of Dragons module
an_archist2: Jesus and Kazooie
Kasran: IT IS TRUE.
Kentosaurus: when there was one set of footprints, he carried us
Anubis169: it does
sporkraptor: your own... personal... invalid
Camthelion: National Enquierer: "I was kidnapped by Jesus Christ"
Tempest2097: @bytecaster We were made in his image but not at a high polygon count
like_100_bears: Is... Is that Jesus??
Anubis169: and it goes berserk if you mess with the internet connection
lamina5432: you can also break the LLM's
paulthemapguy: lmao Jesus-Kazooie
RealGamerCow: King James
public_key_reveal_party: @like_100_bears kinda
TacitusVigil: @an_archist2 :D
Its_VeeBot: Jesus gets an email bounceback from mailer_daemon, immediately shoots eye lasers at the computer
Kasran: where winds meet is at least two checkpoint stories worth of garbage
Anubis169: You can tell when the game runs out of LLM tokens, because the dialogue goes insta-crap
Omnipotrevor: Have we seen what happens if you "send someone to heaven" yet?
Aceviru: #PrayForLebron
Simriel: I feel so sorry for anyone who has come in midway through this witb no context
Strebenherz: lrrSPOOP LUL LUL
Anubis169: lrrSPOOP
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
adept_nekomancer: Just a straight-up murder
IanAllenBird: praxis
MacbethSeemsSus: lrrSPOOP
Sorator13: :O
elkae: have we gone to church
Aceviru: Damn
Drasvin: lrrSPOOP
dacbruh: Makes sense.
iarethel0ser: Ragdolled that poor man.
phoenixletmeuseadashd: so, murder
CaptainSpam: Well, what did you EXPECT would happen?
Its_VeeBot: Um
Tempest2097: That's... you killed that man
margieargie: Well.
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSPOOP
ghyllnox: LUL
ButButTheJesus: OH THE HUMANITY
RainyMint: UH
terribleplan: What did you THINK would happen?
Strebenherz: THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER
TehAmelie: it's just like MGS5's Fulton system!
Saintnex: we sent them to JESUS
red_shoes_jeff: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
Shadowsoflife: wow
Blip2004: Its supposed to be the clothes only
Its_VeeBot: You didn't even ragdoll them, they became jell-o
MacbethSeemsSus: Officer I'd like to report a murder. It was Jesus
UtilityPunk: lrrLUL
paulthemapguy: police suspicion level just went up by 2
teh_chef: JESUS CHRIST
ghyllnox: @terribleplan There's at least one guy in the bible who got picked up by a chariot
kimmibeans: Isn't that one of the Jesus cars?
lightfut: Ding fries are done
bytecaster: No longer addicted!
Laserbeaks_Fury: @teh_chef That's the idea
Saintnex: HE DED
Thefluffiestguineapig: Every time I think I have any idea of what might happen I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK WILL HAPPEN WITH THE NEXT MECHANIC
sporkraptor: heaven
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
AugmentingPath: Do we just have a stuck tooltip saying "kill the demon possessing this person"?
Anubis169: lrrSPOOP
ghyllnox: LUL
paulthemapguy: cant be addicted if you're dead
sporkraptor: that's not just a ragdall, that is extracting all substance along with their soul
ContingentCat: lrrSPOOPY
LesBeauxPlastiques: don't remember superman 64 looking this biblical
sporkraptor: *ragdoll
RechargeableFrenchman: This is reminding me more than I like of Saints Row IV
Simriel: This is the best Watch + Play in a while tbh xD
bytecaster: Have we smitten someone whilst I was away?
Zerragonoss: Can you go underwater when you are flying?
RelwinEJ: Hopefully you purchased your indulgences!
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Couldn't you have cleansed my sins before rapturing me... No? Okay.
CaptainSpam: "Okay, look, I've got these demons to deal with, I'll just hand you off to Heaven. It's a little under development, but don't worry. Catch you on Sunday!" *DEATH'D*
kimmibeans: Question: If Jesus can walk on water, will we still be able to find the subocean? I think this needs to be experimented
TehAmelie: tfw Jesus hits the wrong command
VinylMinty: @LoadingReadyRun There was something about rapture happenign if you press delete?
Sorator13: Jesus: smites person "oops, oh shit"
NewtyNewts: Remove all skeleton
DigitalSeahorse: reverse sub ocean?
Drasvin: Are you sending their bones to heaven?
Omnipotrevor: I mean that's just speedrunning life
SpleenLord: What happens when you rapture
ani_laurel: just leaving a corpse in the streeet for others to find
bytecaster: "I'm sorry, misclick, dude"
Thefluffiestguineapig: No it's not the super ocean
Astra7525: Can we send demons to heaven?
lirazel64: Glad to see the devs had fun.
lightfut: Aren't there a couple movies like that
red_shoes_jeff: @TehAmelie Isn't that a Felix Cosgrove bit?
bytecaster: Jesus: "Sorry, that was lag"
sporkraptor: oopsie my bad
NotCainNorAbel: so much paper work, sorry
LesBeauxPlastiques: you should be allowed to piledrive your piggy backs into the mariana's trench
ContingentCat: Whoopsies
Aenir798: (Jesus accidentally hits delete) "whoops"
TacitusVigil: But wouldn't that prove that Jesus is fallible?
Sorator13: I'm reminded of the clip where Jesus accidentally turned all the water in a guy's body into wine
CaptainSpam: Putting more people in hospitals! Just like Desert Bus!
Drasvin: Though you can rescue souls from hell, so it's a fixable problem
Strebenherz: @Astra7525 That'd be hilarious. heavenfy demons
Cptasparagus: Jesus just uses ChatGPT to decide these days
Simriel: Hey you can go to hell and save the souls you accidentslly damned
GasCityGaming: Just gonna say, when you pick up a person there's a prompt that says "press R to drop"....
red_shoes_jeff: @red_shoes_jeff *Colgrave
RelwinEJ: No misclicks with papal infallibility.
bytecaster: Imagine if Jesus has bad ping and misclicks
paulthemapguy: Jesus was disconnected from the server.
Laserbeaks_Fury: this is so DBZ
SkylerRingtail: Misclick: Adventures of a Clumsy Messiah
TheDevil_Risen: Jesus the Jet boat!
DigitalSeahorse: water skiing
Its_VeeBot: Jesus, Goku, what's the diff
Aceviru: Jesus calling IT to try to recover the soul
bytecaster: It's wobbling
Anubis169: How big is your reflection?
terribleplan: It's David Hasselhoff!
CuteTeaGoat: surely Jesus can't be contained by invisible waqlls
saintguard: Into the great blue yonder!
dacbruh: cleansing the sin out of some fish
Strebenherz: quick, super saiyan 4 time
bytecaster: I wonder if this was made with a DBZ asset pack
DigitalSeahorse: chest skiing
NewtyNewts: Love the reflection on the horizon
nyoomgoom: being damned by a misclick screams mid tier comedy flick from 2010
TacitusVigil: Now we're doing the Eternals ending!
Bionull: Jesus hasn't returned yet because the mountains are really far
Anubis169: is there a sub-ocean in heaven?
sporkraptor: he *will* get to heaven dammit
Simriel: If Jesus isn't real, explain his laser eyes. Checkmate atheists
Magnifisquatch: definitely the dev just checked "max map size" just because
Strebenherz: @Simriel LUL
NewtyNewts: We know the other ones were, since you got close chasing the planes
SnackPak_: booo
Its_VeeBot: Boooo
bv310: Boooooo
RechargeableFrenchman: @Simriel so Snyder was right and Jesus has actually been Superman the whole time
TehAmelie: if Jesus cannot go to the mountain. . .
Zerragonoss: This game makes me glad god nefred Jesus for reality 2.0
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iarethel0ser: Jesus still not powerful enough to go through invisible walls.
TehAmelie: wait, wrong prophet
ayyyko: how dare they tell Him where to go
DigitalSeahorse: how tall is the sky box? vicksyInspect
sporkraptor: invisible wall is HERESY
RedArrogantKnight: zach snyder's new testament
DigitalSeahorse: oh
Doc_Layzah: kinda similar to how nightcrawler Bamfs
bytecaster: Sooooo, which part of the bible is this from?
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is how Illyana teleports
Mattmitchell45: Avoid the Limbo Lock
Juliamon: Are the people you sent to heaven--aw n/m
LesBeauxPlastiques: when poirot reveals the killer in a hot tub: j'accuse-i
DigitalSeahorse: now you're thinking in god portals
The_Ninjurai: Did we ever read what the contract says when you get an apartment for someone?
bytecaster: So, do we think the student debt survives the rapture?
Laserbeaks_Fury: the seas have turne dto blood
TheDevil_Risen: are we rapturing?
VinylMinty: The world is ending and its telling you to leave earth LUL
terribleplan: Also the water is blood
Mattmitchell45: We blowing up Singapore?
MacbethSeemsSus: Is the water now blood?
Nigouki: wait a minute, this is just the resonance cascade from Half-life!
ani_laurel: you're supposed ot turn it into wine
NorthstarTex: water is blood now
bv310: Well good news for the dude worrying about Lebron: he's got bigger problems now
ThorSokar: I mean, this could just be Detroit
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm waiting for the 4 horsemen
ContingentCat: Or is the water wine
terribleplan: Oh, so this is just the End of Evagelion?
dumbo3k: good news, no more student debt
brainbosh: this is revelations
CaptainSpam: "Ah, geez, I started the Rapture again. Geez, and it asked if I was sure and everything. Geez."
MacbethSeemsSus: The rapture's buffering
WearingCats_CwC: Can we get a more efficient rapture?
NorthstarTex: this is so not the rapture
glitched_goddess: water on fire? must be Cleveland
Mai_Andra: 7 years of tribulation
Its_VeeBot: @terribleplan Get in the robot, Jesus
sporkraptor: that's it? the rapture is a very sporadic event
Laserbeaks_Fury: 7 years of tribulation
SkylerRingtail: Looks like it only ends if you press 4, per the tooltip
adept_nekomancer: Seriously? The rapture is still only 3% complete?
Tempest2097: It's just this, waiting for the dubstep drop that finally ends the world
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaFIRE vicksyFine vicksyEmpty
ButButTheJesus: rapture should be instant, then 7 years tribulation
MAPBoardgames: The rapture is just JC going door-to-door capping people.
sporkraptor: go down and see what the people think
Anubis169: congratulations, you Fight Clubbed the world
lightfut: Jesus is a level 7 wizard, casts Spark
bytecaster: Submountain at least
Its_VeeBot: Sub-Heaven
teh_chef: @Tempest2097 Beejdrop
bv310: Nice
margieargie: Sub-heaven
lightfut: Free fallin
northos: of course heaven has a sub ocean :P
DigitalSeahorse: success!
iarethel0ser: Subocean GET!
NewtyNewts: Sub-mountain
TheDevil_Risen: well we dont have a sub ocean, but we have a sub heaven!
Anubis169: in heaven, the sub-ocean is Earth
TehAmelie: heaven's subocean?
Tempest2097: Perfect, no notes
MacbethSeemsSus: Thanks Jesus
bv310: A R T
TheAinMAP: sergeFall
sporkraptor: goodbye, Jesus
DigitalSeahorse: Subheaven! vicksyBless vicksyBless vicksyBless
elkae: bold to assume cops go to heaven
ButButTheJesus: kates7
Simriel: Can Jesus walk on a subocean
bytecaster: Cinema
Jigokuro: Fucking ART bitterPasta
TheDevil_Risen: Art
Laserbeaks_Fury: A sign like this in the sky is *very* Douglas Adams
Zerragonoss: But does hell have a sub-ocean?
Anubis169: i wonder, if we fall long enough do we become human?
Aceviru: No notes
lightfut: And we're still actively falling
BrindleBoar: early access rapture is a weird idea
TehAmelie: @Anubis169 or do we become Lucifer?
Anubis169: was looking on the steam page, apparently lucifer is in this game
DigitalSeahorse: vicksy7
MacbethSeemsSus: lo-fi beats to get raptured to
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyFox1 vicksyFox2 vicksyFox3
HorusFive: cheerwhal250 Truly inspired
Aceviru: @MacbethSeemsSus Heaven yeah
Its_VeeBot: @Anubis169 His agent will really say yes to anything
glitched_goddess: like for real though, this has been a better representation of Christian values than any of those crappy raccoon books I had to read as a kid
Pal_Friendpatine: That song was Heavenly Mellow by Steven Beddall
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TheDevil_Risen: every time i see someone calling it art i just think of cabbot animations now.
Aceviru: And then god said: pass the aux
TheDevil_Risen: And on the 7th day God said: where's the xbox controller?
Anubis169: Haven't had that much fun since The You Testament
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ButButTheJesus: I have to go bed, thanks for stream, whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting lazors
TehAmelie: remember the judging angels simulator? i think that was last year
Anubis169: lol, night ButButTheJesus
Aceviru: Oh hi
SpleenLord: Can you rapture heaven?
Anubis169: you can't Rapture Heaven can you?
TehAmelie: we're cancelling armageddon!
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
ani_laurel: ok thats great
terribleplan: NG+
bv310: HISTORICALLY ACCURATE JESIS
phoenixletmeuseadashd: jesi?
TheDevil_Risen: MECH JESUS
IsaTheEngie: Oh man, there's an Isa!
empyreon: MECHASAVIOUR
I_Am_Clockwork: super sentai jesus?
iarethel0ser: Hair physics. Coming Soon.
TheDevil_Risen: is the white ranger
NorthstarTex: mecha jesus
LarkSachrosis: Wow
Strebenherz: EXCUSE YOU
Anubis169: WHAT!?
AugmentingPath: Is this Ultraman?
RealGamerCow: good for them!
Gekyouryuu: Iron Christ?
ani_laurel: i take it back
Nigouki: WHAT
Thefluffiestguineapig: EXCUSE ME
Strebenherz: GODGUN
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Oh hey it's Laughotron
TacitusVigil: You can have your own...personal...Jesus.
SnackPak_: holy shit
GasCityGaming: YES!
adept_nekomancer: It has "Bullets"
ghyllnox: Iron Jesus!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyShake vicksyShake vicksyShake
Aceviru: get Adam
NotCainNorAbel: that is an American JC for sure
Its_VeeBot: I pardon your beg
Simriel: Alt changes weapon
RainyMint: LUL
ContingentCat: What
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam
Aceviru: He has to know
Terminal423: The holiest of gaming
phoenixletmeuseadashd: so, this one is american
ani_laurel: This is like Batman where they throw Bat onto anything
Terminal423: OH FUCK
bytecaster: I was away for like 2 minutes, what happened?!?
TehAmelie: iddqd
Anubis169: NO
NorthstarTex: o7
Saintnex: Liberated!
IanAllenBird: lmao
niccus: god is sorting them out i guess
WearingCats_CwC: Prayer Warriors intensifies
ghyllnox: RIP
MacbethSeemsSus: Great, even Jesus supports the 2nd amendment
Its_VeeBot: Quoth the Cameron, "Pardonfuck?"
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDead
Thefluffiestguineapig: So this one doesn't have some of the powers
bv310: The GodShotty has crazy range
teh_chef: Surely this is a heresy to some flavor of Christianity.
Gekyouryuu: Mechrist
Shurtal: no one expects Mecha jesus
TheDevil_Risen: Iron Man jesus
TehAmelie: legally distinct Ultraman
TheDevil_Risen: LOL
Simriel: Does each jesus have their own powers?
epsilon_vee: nobody expects mech jesus
ani_laurel: @teh_chef oh its several!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyGun corgGUN
MrSarkhan: That's just iron man
ContingentCat: The best ethnicity
ghyllnox: @Gekyouryuu Mechrist is good
lirazel64: Now Alex IS in heaven
Omnipotrevor: We had superman before, so this makes sense
bytecaster: Already better than Call of Duty!
Aceviru: I don't feel so good Jesus
ghyllnox: America \o/
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, you can't cleanse sins either
lightfut: I mean, Ultraman isn't that legally distinct in the first place
TacitusVigil: Not to go Captain Kirk on us, but why does Jesus need a gun?
IsaTheEngie: Personal bias, but the Isa jesus seems cool
WearingCats_CwC: Mecha Jesus is still in development
Zerragonoss: Cant let the devil steal the tech.
Anubis169: LOL
WearingCats_CwC: Does this count as blasphemous?
CaptainSpam: Gun pulls a bit to the right.
TehAmelie: taste the Lord's taser
Strebenherz: Okay but I want a game with a gun li ke this
AziraphalesShop: I walked away, what happened??
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPog
NewtyNewts: A little blaspheme, as a treat
Sergue_Thorien: How much is this game?
battlegander: what in heaven, actually. not earthly godgun.
Anubis169: Commitment to the bit at least
AziraphalesShop: Who are we now?
terribleplan: game good
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AziraphalesShop Mecha Jesus
IsaTheEngie: Sometimes you can get away with a little blasphemy if it's funny
MacbethSeemsSus: My favorite film, MechaJesus vs MechaMephistophiles
TheDevil_Risen: can you freeze a plane?
Its_VeeBot: Is is blasphemy if it makes no gotdang sense
WokenClick: Textured for your salvation
Pheonix888: Isn't trying to land a plane full of fuel a bad idea in reality?
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Sorator13: @Pheonix888 Yep!
ghyllnox: No planes?
NewtyNewts: Fewer NPCs/Events maybe?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Less entities maybe
L0rdX33n: less detail
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Its_VeeBot I would like to direct you towards several Medieval schools of "heretical" thought
omdorastrix: LOD, Less reflections?
Jigokuro: Some buildings are less complex
ani_laurel: i dont know how city one would have stressed your RAM
ShaneLeeAtk: We went from 8 polygons to 4
Laserbeaks_Fury: Less powers
TehAmelie: only 32 bits of money
7gorobei: texture and lighting probably
sporkraptor: less trees
Aenir798: I came back late, why do we have power armor now
Drasvin: Just give them integer max money
Bionull: City 1 contains that one hidden object they couldn't delete that eats ram
TheDevil_Risen: Next!
Bearudite: that is a shader trick
Anubis169: "Recommended Graphics: Nvidia GEForce RTX 3050" from the steam page
DigitalSeahorse: neato
Anubis169: i think that's an overstatement
RedArrogantKnight: well i'm converting
Bearudite: its pretty neato
bv310: I see we have a theme tonight
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RedArrogantKnight To paganism I assume
NewtyNewts: N'lightning
NoxStryx: Yeah, but your god. Isn't money kinda beneath you
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyRaid Paladin time
Pheonix888: Oh the Paladin, this is the new Diablo update right?...
Thefluffiestguineapig: Technically Spud and The Quivering were also real Graham
Omnipotrevor: Bad games aren't new, I suppose
Kramburger: If the paladin is calling, tell him I'm not here
Nigouki: I miss FMVs
BrowneePointz: Deck the halls with mounds of garbage fa la la la la la la la
I_Am_Clockwork: wait.. have I played this?
Anubis169: wait, have we played this before?
Simriel: Whens the Spud replay?
djalternative: I mean, Merry Gear Solid was fun
Tempest2097: FMV's are sadly not common anymore and I kind of miss them
paulthemapguy: kind of like Christmas songs by pop artists...terribad not even amusing
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Simriel NEVER
Simriel: 'It's a little gnome'
tidehollowcat: Are you saying Spud, a game head and shoulders above Myst, was not entertaining?
Thefluffiestguineapig: This looks a lot like Spud
NoxStryx: How dare you speak ill of Solid Santa
BrowneePointz: I couldn’t think of a rhyme to garbage besides Carthage
FreyaSViking: old blizzard animations sure aren't what I remember
korvys: This is surprisingly competent music
TehAmelie: i like the cut away to protect us from the book violence
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInsane vicksyBless
ani_laurel: lmao
McMims: amazing
omdorastrix: @BrowneePointz Door Hinge, Harbinge,
Aenir798: what
NewtyNewts: Okay... Stan.
TheOneCalledStu: chilledWAT chilledWAT chilledWAT chilledWAT
Omnipotrevor: A lot of upfront effort, in exchange for a save in effort over time
NotCainNorAbel: holy f
Simriel: Satan had big eyelashes
ShaneLeeAtk: Huh
Aceviru: seabatBRAIN
L0rdX33n: you wanna read that line again, buddy?
Thefluffiestguineapig: This MENU
VinylMinty: IS THAT AN OPTION FOR BIBLE VERSES?
ghyllnox: Hey, at least the voice acting isn't AI
Sergue_Thorien: So... Satan, I have news
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Satan studies the Bible...
Laserbeaks_Fury: Does Satan think the Bible is God's playbook?
DigitalSeahorse: Satan in Bible Study
I_Am_Clockwork: this menu has big Might and Magic 8 vibes
TehAmelie: well i wouldn't want to see any fake games on this show
bytecaster: Is the alternative opengl
VinylMinty: There's an option for bible verses
VinylMinty: in settings
Nigouki: can we set Bible Verses to KJV
Tempest2097: Old
margieargie: Ooooh, they've got your choice of Bible translations
WiJohn: Right, the part of the bible where it goes over God's weakness to Necrotic damage
ani_laurel: Did Satan, a former angel, not already knwo God?
BrowneePointz: ….Christian game makers….Lucifer was an angel…..he already KNOWS the Word of God….*brain hurts*
McMims: probably a bad one
paulthemapguy: Title kind of looks like "Chungus Horizons"
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Satan reads the Bible, "Oh my... This is messed up"
omdorastrix: That font: The thing reads like "A Paladin's Galling"
Anubis169: well it's smooth
ani_laurel: ooooh, which editions?
I_Am_Clockwork: oh yeah, someone played Might and Magic and decided to make their own
Simriel: Diablo 2 looks different from what I remember
WearingCats_CwC: Read the bible to discover god's weaknesses? Okay, his weakness is nothing he ever does makes any sense and it's kind of like several people made it all up over several iterations
Thefluffiestguineapig: Lucifer was God's favorite creation my dudes
Mattmitchell45: Jah jah, terrible
SnackPak_: this AU is wild
Thefluffiestguineapig: He knows the playbook
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSPOOP
TehAmelie: it's just like the comic Unwritten
Kramburger: "Any and all satans"
I_Am_Clockwork: actually.... is this... the Thief engine?
DigitalSeahorse: I'm dating a Scott!
DigitalSeahorse: Great Scott!
ghyllnox: Tea Room contains one (1) Tea
omdorastrix: Is that Mr Plow?
Tempest2097: What's wild is that there are still Gutenberg bibles in existence.
Anaerin: Reading the Bible explains the Bible. Except not really.
BrindleBoar: yeah it was overrun by Satan #1 and Satan #2, with The Archangel In The Hat in hot pursuit
TheDevil_Risen: Sir
BrowneePointz: and also it’s two separate Jewish gods slammed into one
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh mein gotte
Pinwiz11: I need an adult
Foxmar320: oh
TheDevil_Risen: Sir, please
Thefluffiestguineapig: "No you can't interest me in a new plow because I just repair my existing one"
Juliamon: !adult
LRRbot: I need an abult !
Anubis169: hahaha
empyreon: riffYeti
iarethel0ser: I... think I need an adult.
bv310: O_O
omdorastrix: Mr Plow!
Kramburger: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Is there DLC where St Thomas Aquinas avoids whores at a brothel
Foxmar320: Can we show that on Twitch?
ghyllnox: LUL
L0rdX33n: Go on....
Tempest2097: Going for the hard sell on that plow.
Strebenherz: I thought jesus simulator was going to be where the night peaked, apparently not
Laserbeaks_Fury: You know you want it *sow* bad Kappa
Thefluffiestguineapig: This really has BIG spud and quivering vibes
Foxmar320: Sir
Thefluffiestguineapig: MY DUDE
schordash: maaan, this font is title font. not body font NotLikeThis
Thefluffiestguineapig: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! WITHER FAAFO?
Sethalidos: It's a little gnome
MacbethSeemsSus: The accents are all over the place
TehAmelie: this is like what happens when instead of Spud they want to make a SERIOUS game
bv310: Thanks, Steve Gutenberg.
Foxmar320: Pardon?
DigitalSeahorse: I knoooooow you want the plow vicksyBoogie corgBOOGIE
korvys: It's fully voiced, I could believe it
iarethel0ser: 1.55 million in cocaine, the rest to game.
Anubis169: sorry what
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: a year after Deus Ex...
itmightbemikey: Cat-eh-Cue-men
TacitusVigil: Somebody embezzeled a *lot* of money.
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
omdorastrix: Hopefully
NewtyNewts: Huh. Sounds like a game to add to next year's W+Ps
itmightbemikey: YEah, the final boss says it a lot
DigitalSeahorse: "HAY, what are you doing?"
Blip2004: I could believe this was an "Art" project to launder money
BrowneePointz: if you like Rice Krispies you should make Scotcheroos sometime
Tempest2097: Buddy, you gotta stop skipping foot day.
DoodlestheGreat: Look at those nostrils.
bv310: What if the "Test Furrow" was an alt-ending like waiting for the guy at the start of that one Faar Cry?
MacbethSeemsSus: Re accents, why isn't he german
DigitalSeahorse: he's stacked
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why are his arms so thick
TheAinMAP: RPGEpicSword
OldUncleDan: Steve Guttenberg.
I_Am_Clockwork: lol
TehAmelie: helps to have a map
Aenir798: Why are we getting instruction- wait what
MacbethSeemsSus: lrrSPOOP
Nigouki: HOL UP
Foxmar320: YES!!!
BrindleBoar: pew pew!
adept_nekomancer: wait, wut
NewtyNewts: Fireballsword!
empyreon: LETS GO
Drasvin: Excuse me
brainbosh: the word of the spirit is the word of god
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
I_Am_Clockwork: we Prayer Warriors now, bois
public_key_reveal_party: Sword gun?
Its_VeeBot: Welcome back Prayer Warriors
Zerragonoss: Sword of the sprit Is it the word of god?
tidehollowcat: Oh no not another sword that shoots faith bullets
DigitalSeahorse: pew pew
ghyllnox: OKAY
TacitusVigil: Jaffa! Kree!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: a real "Fuckhands McMike" sorta build on this priest
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was something I was not expecting
Patorik: The sword of the spirit, whichis the word of God: Activate!
omdorastrix: Never skips shoulder day
offbeatwitch: son, shoot your jesus gun
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyWheeze
ani_laurel: there is definitely a paper in here about how video game designers only see violence as the way to solve things
TheDevil_Risen: hang on, is that quasimodo and excalibur?
Tempest2097: Didn't skip back day though he's ripped back there.
AziraphalesShop: What hump?
lightfut: Firin mah laser
ghyllnox: Nobody told me paladins got GUUNS
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hang on, did Prayer Warriors get inspiration from THIS
Anubis169: it's just 80s shoulder pads made serious
Anaerin: Who's your tailor, Quasimodo?
bv310: @Its_VeeBot STAND AGAINST THE DEVIL
Nigouki: he's hunched from copying the scrolls Graham!!! That's why the printing press matters!!!!!
Anubis169: By taking this Sword of the Spirit, you embody Lawful Good not being Lawful Nice.
Aenir798: It's a shame we don't have any other bibles
DigitalSeahorse: must be Notre dame
TehAmelie: are we Tim the Enchanter now?
MacbethSeemsSus: yeah yeah cool Gutenberg check out this sword!
ani_laurel: wait, is this guy Gutenburg or the protag?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 which is the word of god, activate SCHING
Cptasparagus: this is steve gutenberg?
Nigouki: Gute my dude, you didn't even invent movable type, you just popularized it
betweenmyself: Oh look, the Quietus sword from Hexen pennyWhat
Laserbeaks_Fury: Copy pasta
an_archist2: It's the Ur-Bible
MacbethSeemsSus: Copyright G
AziraphalesShop: He doesn't remember what he wrote
djalternative: he doesn't have the whole thing memorized
chaostreader: w he said it was to renew his faith?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I assume it's the plates?
ghyllnox: It would renew his faith
Foxmar320: Graham trying to apply logic
iarethel0ser: We need to copy the bible. Printing press is just a xerox now.
Blip2004: Need a reference bible
ani_laurel: he should be able to find one in 1500s Europe pretty easily
Gekyouryuu: they'd have to re-transcribe it first
Anaerin: He needs the plates.
ghyllnox: He's demoralized
Thefluffiestguineapig: We know a guy?
DigitalSeahorse: "my only manuscript!"
couchboyj: Gutenberg and his famous copy machine
nevermore913: Graham don't ask questions
Simriel: He's lost his faith, needs bibble to help
Blip2004: when did this come out?
TehAmelie: i was singing the Doom theme but now it feels more like Quake
omdorastrix: Cooper
BrindleBoar: a cooper
Anubis169: yup
SquareDotCube: and the fourth cask got me walled in
WearingCats_CwC: Also, you know what else that press is going to be used to make? The kind of shit Beej would read. Think about it.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes
DigitalSeahorse: Cooper
L0rdX33n: Important trade
teaspoonC: He needs to harvest the seeds from the fruit the Bible produces
djalternative: what about a sly cooper?
dumbo3k: Anderson Coopering?
Peter_Chordash: You know what they say, you gotta have Bible to make Bible
NoxStryx: That is why people have the last name cooper
Blip2004: If you have ever known someone with the last name Cooper you probably knew that
Gekyouryuu: for the love of God, Montressor
Tempest2097: I do gotta admit that bonk was very good on the tiny target
betweenmyself: @djalternative one who makes barrels on the downlow
quilladvised: for the love of mechajesus montressor
Mattmitchell45: Barrels needed to collapsed 100 times for storage and able to be reassembled
MacbethSeemsSus: The poor mule running that
BrindleBoar: ye olde fireballe rangee
DigitalSeahorse: the forewat?
Foxmar320: oh yessss
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
Omthebox: Crosshair SLIDER!?
Megaparsec256: slider of crosshairs, huh
L0rdX33n: Wow indeed
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is wild
Gekyouryuu: @Blip2004 the implication that the start of the thief raccoon family line was a barrel maker
TheDevil_Risen: man that crosshair is straight outta the early 00s/
Atarra: oh that menu is grungy in a very old school way
TehAmelie: we've got the eye of the holy trinity now
BrowneePointz: wait a second…this game only got made because playing Doom and Quake made the guy feel weird(he’s a a Minister) and because of Columbine!? what the Hell!??
butt_ghost: is that... the torah??
Laserbeaks_Fury: Turn on Scriptures?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is absolutely where Prayer Warriors got the idea for some of the pick ups
PhuzNutz: A Torah! 2/3rds of the way to new Bibble
Simriel: Those... are Torah scrolls right?
MacbethSeemsSus: That definitely looks like the Torah
butt_ghost: shut the fuck up
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh different versions
GasCityGaming: different printings
ani_laurel: NIV is fine
Laserbeaks_Fury: KJV is King James Version
Drasvin: Which bible version
dumbo3k: its the different versions
Aenir798: Different versions
djalternative: those are edditions? King James?
Tempest2097: New American Standard, King James Bible and No fuckin idea.
Megaparsec256: king james version, and some others
Thefluffiestguineapig: King James
Anubis169: King James, New Internationl Version, etc
margieargie: Different translations
BrowneePointz: New International Version
bv310: New International, King James, and New American, I think
omdorastrix: Different versions? KJV is king James
Reecer6: you can hotswap translations? that's kind of sick actually
Kasran: King James Version, or New International version, or i dont know what NAS stands for
L0rdX33n: King James, New International,
PhuzNutz: King James, New International Version, something
v_squid: KJV = King James Version
Thefluffiestguineapig: New international
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don
ContingentCat: Different translations
RedArrogantKnight: basically different versions, you probably want KJV for the most fun
Thefluffiestguineapig: t know the 3rd one
terribleplan: Other games using this Engine include "Ethnic Cleansing" which was developed by a Neo-N*zi organization and . WTF"Special Force" which was developed by Hezbollah. What the actual f...?
public_key_reveal_party: rebeck6Brows
Tempest2097: "Gutenberg wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle put a stop to that"
L0rdX33n: North American Standard?
BrindleBoar: this place is hornier than sodom and gomorrah
Anubis169: KJV is the most whispered and mistranslated
DigitalSeahorse: I'm starting to regret having that sausage just before stream
TehAmelie: why not the Guttenberg version? commit to your setting yo
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I know Hexen 2 wasn't everyone's jam but I don't think the third game needed to take such a drastic shift
BrowneePointz: NAS is New American Standard bible
korvys: You just know that VA loved doing that voice
bv310: Could someone PLEASE just test a furrow with that poor lonely man?
MacbethSeemsSus: KJV is also funny because it comes out after Gutenberg's
BrowneePointz: NIV is what I had going through Confirmation
ani_laurel: yeah, KJV is not a good translation at all. You want to avoid anything pre the discovery of the Dead Sea Scrolls
Tempest2097: @korvys I bet that guy had a lot of fun with it, I would've.
FreyaSViking: This is defo quake engine
butt_ghost: Can christianity run DOOM? Apparently so!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 Incidentally, it's also the oldest. No correlation between those at all lrrLUL
iarethel0ser: They scattered the pages??
offbeatwitch: what
offbeatwitch: how do you know
an_archist2: They broke the Bible into fragments?
GreyThey: I hope someone makes a religious clone of MultiVersus called BibleVerses that can be played here
offbeatwitch: ????????
Tempest2097: E1M1 but it's a Gregorian chant version
Anubis169: Thefluffiestguineapig: who'da thought it
sporkraptor: but if the bibble has already been spread all around the earth... isn't that the whole point???
omdorastrix: Flute guy - in this game?
Foxmar320: This game needs more dancing drugs
Laserbeaks_Fury: Slipgate texture skybox
Blip2004: are we in the wild west now?
MacbethSeemsSus: Timpani guy's also here
terribleplan: This is Mesa Verde
Its_VeeBot: Arguably Doom is a very pro-Christian game. After all, it's all about killing demons
omdorastrix: Vaguely sounds like Red XIII's village theme
djalternative: speaking of flute, G, did you see the video where Flute Guy broke down what he used last week?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I had a worrying thought: was prayer warriors trying to modernize this game?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this the Gerudo Fortress?
Tempest2097: Why do I get the feeling this is going somewhere racist?
DigitalSeahorse: corgLIFE now it's just going through the default keyboard background tunes
Nigouki: is this about to get suuuuper racist?
margieargie: Oh, I definitely have concerns about where this is going
sporkraptor: is there, in fact, any gameplay in this game.
teaspoonC: Is this the Mesa Verde cliff dwellings?
Thefluffiestguineapig: This seems........concerning
Anubis169: none of the budget went on video game laddering
ani_laurel: oooh, its gonna be Nazca or something with all the ladders
MacbethSeemsSus: oh questionable native american noises now.....
kumatsu: yeah, god teleported you to Colorado, I guess
DigitalSeahorse: is it possible to blow up the vases?
BrowneePointz: so for chat, for context, the dude who founded this studio was a Minister, doom and quake made him feel icky, couldn’t get funding, Columbine happened, he then raised a bunch of money and hired ex-Trilobyte folks. Catechumen cost $850k, this cost $1.6mil @loadingreadyrun
Thefluffiestguineapig: @teaspoonC Not quite, too many layers. The cliff dwellings there you have one or two layers and then climb up or down the cliff to get to other portions of the settlement
Anubis169: You could release this on the next Heilung album and nobody would know
terribleplan: According to wiki: "Settings including Mesa Verde, Egypt, the Scottish Highlands, Japan, a Maya temple, a haunted mansion near Stonehenge, and the Underworld."
DigitalSeahorse: oh here we go
sporkraptor: @BrowneePointz 1.6 MILLION
betweenmyself: apropos of nothing, I saw that the Yetee has a “FUCK AI” shirt available riffThink
teaspoonC: @Thefluffiestguineapig I mean, I don't expect it to be an accurate depiction
BrowneePointz: I think those are heath pickups
Anubis169: what's your alt-fire on the sword?
NewtyNewts: Maybe it's a health refill?
DigitalSeahorse: was that the end of them
BrindleBoar: "here I go overthrowing the Puebloan civilization again"
sporkraptor: yeah no, that's probably the bible pieces you're suppose to get
DigitalSeahorse: "view scroll"
Tempest2097: No, no Hebrew on the face.
offbeatwitch: The curse
ShaneLeeAtk: Return the Slab!
sporkraptor: oh look, gameplay has arrived
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think it's a literal Golem
BrowneePointz: ye Jewish Golems have writing on their face
TheDevil_Risen: Proverbs
Tempest2097: Golems were traditionally supposed to have the word for Life on their forehead in Hebrew, and you could alter it by changing it one line to death and then the Golem would die. Used only in the case of rogue Golems I guess.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Tim
Anubis169: boo
Foxmar320: Tim
TheDevil_Risen: 2 Timothy ch1 v 7
BusTed: benginFingers
Tempest2097: Or so the mythology goes.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Do we expect accuracy in this game?
sporkraptor: provenance
sporkraptor: 1 Timothy 19
dumbo3k: Provolone
BrowneePointz: @tempest2097 Truth. “emet”
NewtyNewts: Eekum bokum
Tempest2097: @BrowneePointz Been too long since I read my myths I guess.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tempest2097 I wasn't disagreeing about the writing portion, more that it would be present in this specific game
BrowneePointz: but ye you defeat them by changing emet(truth) to met(dead)
TheDevil_Risen: ummm
TheDevil_Risen: ummmm.....
teaspoonC: Oh no
northos: D:
NewtyNewts: there it is
Anubis169: ffs...
IsaTheEngie: oof
iris_of_ether: benginRip
margieargie: Yeah, there we go...
Laserbeaks_Fury: Many Bontoons
empyreon: Big OOFs all around
BrindleBoar: don't tell me this guy wants to plow
Thefluffiestguineapig: I JUST CAN'T EVEN
MacbethSeemsSus: lrrSPOOP
TheDevil_Risen: cultural insensitivity much?
Anubis169: Many bontoons have I waited here
betweenmyself: wonder if there’s any sort of “rocket jumping” tech to be had in this
bv310: This soundtrack seems like it's always JUST about to launch into Song 2 by Blur.
saintguard: lrrSPOOP
omdorastrix: Sand creatures are rough and get everywhere
ghyllnox: Cooooooool
BITs19_: sigh.... I didn't *expect* better, I just hoped for better
Simriel: I want a zoom in on Grahams face when that started
DudelidouX: So mormon game?
Tempest2097: I had a feeling this was coming I'm just disappointed as hell.
SnackPak_: @DudelidouX thats my guess
Mattmitchell45: Famous Betrayed Allies
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrLUL
Anubis169: manLOL
Tempest2097: TBH they could've traveled single file to hide their numbers?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sandsquatch
Foxmar320: One sec, checks notes. Nope no sand people
Thefluffiestguineapig: No tuskan raiders in Puebloan myths as far as I'm aware
e_bloc: fun fact: the original Zimmerman telegram was between the Pope and the Native Americans
GasCityGaming: So we're Anakin then?
MacbethSeemsSus: You didn't learn about the Tuskan raider attacks?
Anaerin: First Nations, famous for walking without rhythmn, so they don't attract the worm...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus Same brain cell lrrLUL
J_Rey15: If this sword gun shoots 10 inch bullets, would it be an X Caliber
BrowneePointz: Also, this is Mesa Verde and that man was wearing one garb from one of the Plains nations(Sioux etc)
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Aceviru: @J_Rey15 Boo
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: this game is making a lot of choices, isn't it
Tempest2097: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa and not a single good one
WiJohn: Are those Arid Americans?!
Anubis169: isn't that the Rat sound effect?
Anubis169: Somebody typo'd
Aenir798: "It's in my hair! Aaaahhh!"
Tempest2097: Well, now we're gonna get rabies
e_bloc: Corgo4100 my last hour and a half of being 40, I can't imagine a better way to spend it. largely because my son is asleep
Aceviru: Yooo
TheDevil_Risen: did this game really cost 17mil to make? if so, that's a massive waste of money
DigitalSeahorse: they're appropriating bats!
BrowneePointz: yes they’re in Mesa Verse(A Pueblo site)
iris_of_ether: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz If that. TLDR chat please ask which tribes are the descendants and see if they have been consulted on archaeology and museums/preservation. If not then ask why not
Laserbeaks_Fury: "....I'll allow it."
sporkraptor: @e_bloc congrats! XD
lamina5432: this game though weird and mid is not terrible
Tempest2097: Wouldn't the stalactite be eroded by the water?
BusTed: the sandividuals
BrowneePointz: no this game cost $1.6mil
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MacbethSeemsSus: I mean fair
Foxmar320: Deep sand peoples lore
e_bloc: @sporkraptor thanks! here's to another garbage year
Tempest2097: This game might just be bad AND racist.
Aceviru: @e_bloc Here's to many more
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
e_bloc: love you all
SmithKurosaki: @Foxmar320 I prefer quick sand people lore
Foxmar320: Hello Lysander_salamander
DigitalSeahorse: Happy Birthday vicksyParty
Lysander_salamander: Oh, garbage-hexen
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Technically an ancestral Pueblo site, there are several tribes who trace their lineage back to those peoples (I'm so sorry about this)
Anubis169: Flappy Bathday e_bloc :)
MTigress: oh no i was missing.... whatever this is
TehAmelie: it's bad and racist AND has tiny flying enemies
iarethel0ser: @DeM0nFiRe Thanks lrrSHINE
Bionull: So I missed a bit. How did Gutenberg anger the sand people?
MTigress: evening folks
Roosevelt: woo thanks for the gift sub DeM0nFiRe!
Anubis169: CD i think
BrindleBoar: I'm told god works in mysterious ways.
DainBread: Saaaaaand people saaaaaaaand people.
omdorastrix: On CD-Rom?
lightfut: Shoot your shot with a laser sword when available
an_archist2: what are the reviews like?
BusTed: A book wizard did it
sporkraptor: how much did it *cost*???
EvilBadman: Pack in game with a Bible Kappa
Foxmar320: Only 8 Steam reviews
itmightbemikey: MAil-order CDROM and in Christian Stores
e_bloc: well it was originally listed for 60 Dutch Guilders
BrowneePointz: it is Mesa Verde
Lysander_salamander: oh, this is a christian game
Thefluffiestguineapig: The basement that somehow exists in a blacksmith's shop?
Lysander_salamander: ok
Tempest2097: Chiiliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis Bible Back Ribs, with catechist sauce.
TehAmelie: the weird hands priest somehow knew the book has been "scattered to the far ends of the world"
sporkraptor: priests can open holy portals
Mai_Andra: seabatUseless
NewtyNewts: Get me the Bible pages, do not get my brother the Red pages
TehAmelie: so here we are
bv310: Oh good, I wondered what the death screen looked like
MacbethSeemsSus: Finish thine fight
terribleplan: I mean 1.6mil is "only" about 3mil US today. You can't make a AAA bag of potato chips for that.
EvilBadman: Sir, returning this Bible
Tempest2097: @terribleplan gamedev costs were a LOT lower back then and E33 was only 10mil
itmightbemikey: 50,000 copies sold in 4 years, one of the best selling Christian Games
Bionull: Each quicksave cost $10000 in development
MacbethSeemsSus: You talked to him
Anubis169: terribleplan: it's still 3mil, which you can be in a lot of debt for :D
calculated_uncertainties: Cheer100 Cheer1
e_bloc: OK but can I get a motivational poster for my office saying 'prepare thyself and continue the quest'
BrowneePointz: Graham I shit you not you’re never gonna guess who was lead designer on this game.
Thefluffiestguineapig: So technically the ancestral Pueblo people extend much further into the present than people think.
Tempest2097: @BrowneePointz Okay well, I gotta know now
EvilBadman: A monster train of biblical proportions
BrowneePointz: Graham the lead designer was Chris Perkins
BrowneePointz: yes that Chris Perkins
RedArrogantKnight: wait what
Magnifisquatch: truly the best option was to turn cheek and run
Omnipotrevor: That's like that Zelda mod someone showed me yesterday that turns every single enemy into dark Link. All following you around the map
SmithKurosaki: Whos that brownee?
MacbethSeemsSus: @BrowneePointz WHAT
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz WHAT how
calculated_uncertainties: That needs to be on blast!
Tempest2097: @BrowneePointz Fucking WHAT?!
BrowneePointz: @smithkurosaki lead designer of D&D for 20 years and now at Daggerheart
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyLUL a laughing elf?
e_bloc: wait what
EvilBadman: Gerudo Fortress ass level
SmithKurosaki: @BrowneePointz huh.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I, also, am reminded of Gerudo Fortress
DigitalSeahorse: nah
Lysander_salamander: doubtful
BrowneePointz: I’m doing some double checking but google isn’t showing anything else, then again, enshittification
Basic_Human_Decency: Crisp erkins?
RedArrogantKnight: okay what's the name of this game? I'll check it out
e_bloc: what's the name of this game?
Nigouki: Christopher Perkins (priest) (1547–1622)
itmightbemikey: The Christopher Perkins on Moby Games is Catechumen, this, and a bunch of D&D games like Neverwinter Nights 2
J_Rey15: camping ladders, rlly dude bazzWaiting
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Nigouki That kind of accuracy in death records from that time is profoundly suspect
SmithKurosaki: Way to edgegaurd asshole :p
itmightbemikey: So, it seems like
WearingCats_CwC: Probably not the guy who died in the 17th century
Bionull: You've lost, sand person has the high ground
itmightbemikey: the sae Chris Perkins
terribleplan: The Chris Perkins we're thinking of "officially started working for Wizards of the Coast in 1997", so I'd say a different one
TheMerricat: WoTC Chris retired from the company 8 months ago.
e_bloc: what an exquisite form of defamation
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: @Nigouki (and Chronomancer?)
terribleplan: Unless he was moonlighting on this garbage
DigitalSeahorse: ratties too
Tempest2097: Rabies is a hell of a drug.
TheDevil_Risen: what was this game called?
J_Rey15: Oh, the Moonraker tech from Goldeneye
itmightbemikey: @terribleplan WotC bought D&D in 1997.
terribleplan: @TheDevil_Risen Ominous Horizons: A Paladin's Calling
RedArrogantKnight: I don't see any reason to believe this is The Chris Perkins
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tempest2097 PSA: rabies is lethal to almost all mammals and can be transmitted by all mammals. Please vaccinate your pets
dm818: I mean crossbows were banned by the pope
Anubis169: crossbows are one of the few weapons still unregulated in UK
J_Rey15: You could shoot the laser gun in GoldenEye, but it would slow as the game churned through the laser animation lol
an_archist2: it's just like chrono trigger
Tempest2097: @Thefluffiestguineapig I will not. I don't have pets.
MacbethSeemsSus: According to IMDB, different guy: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm12849038/?ref_=tt_ov_1_1
Anubis169: you can just go up and buy one
DeM0nFiRe: Refueling jets with jesus lasers isn't gameplay?
Shurtal: Mechanics? On OUR Watch+Play? That's not allowed
Thefluffiestguineapig: @dm818 Which one? There were several anti-popes
Tempest2097: It's D&D meets PBTA
BrowneePointz: it’s Critixal Role’s big box game it’s really really good
calculated_uncertainties: I love this chat. Y'all are amazing
Kasran: what are we talking about?
itmightbemikey: Like I said, this Chris Perkin's MobyGames profile has credits on some D&D games
BrowneePointz: they hired Perkins and. Crawford
Tempest2097: Like some of the big schools of thought on TTRPG's have combined now
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tempest2097 Then encourage your friends to vaccinate their pets. Needless young animal death is miserable to watch
omdorastrix: Dragged your own Dung?
UnknownFriday: The OGL fiasco a few years back forced a lot of people's hands.
Tempest2097: I will tell you, owning a copy of the book? It's easily the nicest TTRPG book I've ever owned.
nevermore913: Jeremy Crawford is as well3
margieargie: F
niccus: D, D, *and* D
DigitalSeahorse: welp
e_bloc: I didn't think you could d your own d in public
Anubis169: BACK TO THE PIT
terribleplan: Try not to D any Ds on your way though the parking lot.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
SmithKurosaki: RIP
Omthebox: Hubris
TheAinMAP: That blows.
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BrowneePointz: you’d really like it Graham. definitely leans towards LRR’s style of RP. they hired Crawford as well @loadingreadyrun
adept_nekomancer: Hurbis!
Tempest2097: @Thefluffiestguineapig Trust me, I do not mess about with a disease that awful
elkae: nah it blows
RedArrogantKnight: Okay so actually: Mobygames says the same Chris Perkins who worked on this ALSO worked on several D&D games...
theambivalentagender: Apparently this was N'Lightning's last game
TehAmelie: this cave wind is unbeatable
IsaTheEngie: Daggerheart is nifty. Gotta have folks who are in on the RP.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed
TheDevil_Risen: https://imgur.com/a/l2oAmSx - Check the game relevancy
Simriel: I was more excited by Draw Steel than Daggerheart, but it got overshadowed
TheDevil_Risen: HAHAHA
CuteTeaGoat: we just need Bennet Foddy reciting bible verses to you every time you get blown back
Cptasparagus: d20 is great
Tempest2097: @theambivalentagender I mean their venture capital was entirely from a religious figure and I don't know how their sales are.
bv310: D20 rules
nevermore913: Penny arcades acq inc has moved to daggerheart
Cptasparagus: Brennan is now the crit role DM
McMims: I do really liky d20
Mollylele: i saw one on a bus
teaspoonC: Partner loves D20 a lot, we watch it together
Geldaran: I like them, but i find I can't really watch 2-3 hours of other people playing RPGs.
Shurtal: Brennan Lee "Siamese Firebacks are Satan" Mulligan
Croooooooow_t_robot: D20 is very fun
Anaerin: Didn't Graham have a cameo on D20?
Thefluffiestguineapig: In Greek or Latin only
MacbethSeemsSus: BIRB
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Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
BusTed: that music cue
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
DeM0nFiRe: argickJam
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this a Thunderbird?
Anubis169: manFIST
Aceviru: benginJam
SmithKurosaki: Sick birb
Tempest2097: Okay this rules now
Dog_of_Myth: DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance
L0rdX33n: Hell yeah!
Mai_Andra:
IsaTheEngie: @Simriel I've been meaning to check out Draw Steel more, though a part of me wants to investigate Icon
MacbethSeemsSus: Crossbow!
Mattmitchell45: Some of the smaller D20 seasons are good for wetting your feet
Anubis169: crossbow :D
Tempest2097: Someone was popping off for this theme
bv310: Damn, that soundtrack though
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Shurtal I think he's also done guest spots on Honest trailers before
BrowneePointz: ah okay the Perkins that worked on this also worked on a couple D&D games so that’s where the Search Engine wires get crossed G
DeM0nFiRe: pjdDance pjdDance pjdDance
empyreon: riffIce riffIce riffIce
Stripe_dog: Dude this music is rad
offbeatwitch: cakejuCakeD cakejuCakeD cakejuCakeD cakejuCakeD
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBreakdance vicksyBreakdance vicksyBreakdance
DainBread: darksl5CatJAM tormJam
Aceviru: Ask and ye shall receive
NorthstarTex: DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance
The_Color_Twelve: ironmouseLETSGOHYPE ironmouseLETSGOHYPE ironmouseLETSGOHYPE
BusTed: BopBop BopBop BopBop
calculated_uncertainties: @geldaran I found they were mostly best as a podcast
sephyhallow: @Mollylele HAHAHA
bsudo: Stop adding games to my wishlist!
Nigouki: you know, that's a surprisingly awesome model for its day an age
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hang on, why are we fighting a giant eagle now?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyFight vicksyFight vicksyFight
elkae: aquageMchaos aquageMqueasycrow aquageMqueasycrow aquageMqueasycrow
e_bloc: the most upsetting information I found was that this is supposedly "one of the bestselling christian video games"
Tempest2097: @Thefluffiestguineapig Because it's cool as hell
iris_of_ether: DangerDance DangerDance DangerDance
Basic_Human_Decency: Jesus slop
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBoogie vicksyBoogie vicksyBoogie
GreyThey: Thanks, @Hedonistic_Mushroom PrideLove
elkae: aquageMhypeshake aquageMhypeshake aquageMhypeshake
BrowneePointz: it might be a Thunderbird
Shurtal: Fun Fact: This is the bird that was being referenced, in regards to "the Word"
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBreakdance vicksyBounce vicksyBreakdance
Simriel: Try the crossbow
nevermore913: jamieDance jamieDance jamieDance jamieDance
Nigouki: is this where the inspiration for the Nether Dragon fight came from?
sephyhallow: @Mollylele the beloved Katie Marovitch season <3
The_Color_Twelve: ironmouseSABERDANCE ironmouseSABERDANCE ironmouseSABERDANCE
Shurtal: 2001
BrowneePointz: when did Blade come out?
Magnifisquatch: " a soundtrack for a shooter? like Doom? I got you"
BrowneePointz: same year
SymphonySolstice: cbcbDanceRave cbcbRaveDance cbcbDanceRave cbcbRaveDance
BrowneePointz: 2001
Anubis169: 2001
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyJammin vicksyJammin vicksyJammin vicksyTail
schordash: BangbooBounce BangbooBounce BangbooBounce
Tempest2097: 2001, yep
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: legit more ambitious than halo in the same year, good for them!
elkae: DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance
Anubis169: yes, DMC is 24 years old
empyreon: I hope the composer of this song got all $1.6m
BrindleBoar: Eagle May Cry
RedArrogantKnight: The Mobygames page convinced me, I think this may actually be The Chris Perkins now
offbeatwitch: the mooooon
MacbethSeemsSus: Was just about to say this gives me Decksandrumsandrockandroll vibes.
e_bloc: DMC ran, so this could walk. or crawl. or get crucificed or something
Tempest2097: @RedArrogantKnight Certainly towards the beginning of his career if that.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBravo vicksyBravo vicksyBravo
BrowneePointz: Alex you should play DMC 5. that game ABSOLUTELY stomps ass and is Queer AF
RedArrogantKnight: @Tempest2097 Oh almost certainly the very beginning
J_Rey15: This is like one catchy hook away from being legit
SmithKurosaki: That wasnt even my final form
Aenir798: did you purify it
nyoomgoom: ohh. genuine gameplay in this one. too bad about the other stuff
NewtyNewts: The Yellow Pages!
Anubis169: deathsplosion
WokenClick: Wait were there stars before
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBreakdance vicksyTantrum vicksyBreakdance
RedArrogantKnight: I don't know of a better way to confirm, since Mobygames may be conflating two people, or it's possible that there's simply another Chris perkins who worked on D&D video games
schordash: DinoDance
terribleplan: This came the year before Jet Set Radio Future. I only mention it because the guitar reminds of "Concept of Love"
TheDevil_Risen: ok
Anaerin: The cross in the bottom left appears to be your health, and a scroll heals you completely.
Lysander_salamander: wild
MacbethSeemsSus: The lesser know Gutenberg hub
Shurtal: Round Table Hold WISHES it was this rad
Anubis169: Trapped in the Holy Nexus
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is bananas
TheDevil_Risen: so IMDB has the producer of this game as a different person to the D and D chris perkins
BrowneePointz: so yea at $1.6mil this is still one of the most expensive Christian Games ever made
NewtyNewts: MechJesus
lightfut: There's a separate Chris Perkins that also worked on bg3, etc
TehAmelie: drop a hardsave, for the lord
an_archist2: This is the game Prayer Warriors wanted to be
SymphonySolstice: what an experience
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyChill
NorthstarTex: this game is sick and I want to see more of it
DainBread: Juice Galaxy!
Strebenherz: what
e_bloc: and that was the real meaning of christmas
DigitalSeahorse: Juce!
TheDevil_Risen: hang on
Croooooooow_t_robot: Graham I thought you were supposed to play bad games on this stream lrrBEEJ
Anubis169: uhhhhhh
SmithKurosaki: Awww heck yea
SymphonySolstice: behold, a man,
DigitalSeahorse: Juice*
TheDevil_Risen: is the FONT in HEX code?
TheDevil_Risen: LMAO
CaptainSpam: Juicy.
RainyMint: Uh
SmithKurosaki: This is TERRIBLE
betweenmyself: are we going to the store?
LesBeauxPlastiques: oh is this the new fall guys map?
dravman: Oh I love this game
Megaparsec256: yea this game is... something
nyoomgoom: love to see people being cognizant of the need for warnings
CuteTeaGoat: oh i've seen this one i think
DigitalSeahorse: this looks Juicy
SnackPak_: wow rude
lightfut: And floppy too
niccus: is this a banban?
MrSarkhan: Excuse me?
IanAllenBird: wait why do I already know this
L0rdX33n: Thank you?
darkhalcyon: but why
Mashamino: mmmm, hate it
e_bloc: hmm yeah this was 1st grade more or less
Foxmar320: oh no
Saintnex: thanks, I really hate this lol
RainyMint: Thanks I hate it
Croooooooow_t_robot: That's the pot calling the kettle black
DigitalSeahorse: vicksySip vicksySip vicksySip
schordash: D:
betweenmyself: is Juice code for Jesus? is this another bible game?
KV1NN4: Happy Juice Tuesday everyone!
DigitalSeahorse: everything is juice
L0rdX33n: Is it like the force?
L0rdX33n: Or spice?
7gorobei: may the juice be with you
MAPBoardgames: what about Joose?
Mai_Andra: ♪ We're all juicy inside ♪ Everybody juicy inside ♪
bv310: Juice-an al-Ghaib!
Stripe_dog: Go out that window
SymphonySolstice: everything is juice.
SmithKurosaki: @IanAllenBird You watch Kusogrande at all?
LesBeauxPlastiques: "do not go to the dog park"
nevermore913: The juice must flow
Mattmitchell45: Is this Soda Drinker Pro-related?
NorthstarTex: Recess!
BrindleBoar: You're the Juice Master
betweenmyself: @SmithKurosaki ohnoAnger ohnoOhno
Strebenherz: starting stream with jesus, ending the stream with a drug trip apparently
elkae: Baldi knockoff
LesBeauxPlastiques: this guy is going to the store
DigitalSeahorse: heheheheh
TheDevil_Risen: is it me or that lady the naturally speaking lady
Aenir798: oh I hate that
Lysander_salamander: yeah all right
BITs19_: peculiar, yet competent
Foxmar320: Lips
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyImagine vicksyImagine vicksyImagine vicksyImagine
saintguard: lrrSPOOP
darkhalcyon: no thanks
niccus: ok it's not a banban
Aceviru: I...
teaspoonC: Maybe do stay away from mouth wall
ContingentCat: Uh yeah
TheDevil_Risen: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrSPOOP lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
McMims: this is like the bad teletubbies
Croooooooow_t_robot: The going to the store guy had a kid apparently
LesBeauxPlastiques: the only way to describe this is deeply upsetting xD
Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone took an entire thing of brown acid to make this game
MTigress: it's like going to the store but on the really really really bad knock-off drugs
SmithKurosaki: @betweenmyself Oh No is also a game
Simriel: I am just stoned enough thay this is Unpleasant
TehAmelie: maybe it's just association from earlier games but this feels like a deliberate parody of Prayer Warriors
IanAllenBird: @SmithKurosaki I know of kusogrande from watching GDQ but haven't seen any
schordash: D: D:
HavenDragon: i feel like watching this is making me high...
Aceviru: God if this is hell, I'll start going to church
IanAllenBird: I have checked youtube and it turns out this is secret sleepover society's fault
SmithKurosaki: @IanAllenBird Ive seen this played on it. It's at hing
MacbethSeemsSus: Hey chat we're all having the same hallucination right?
Foxmar320: Neat toy!
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Somehow I'm upset that I'm not MORE upset by this game...
LesBeauxPlastiques: how is lips wall the most coherent thing here?
BusTed: @IanAllenBird That must be why it's familiar
Strebenherz: from jesus to lsd
Shurtal: Press E to pick up Morningstar: "Hey, Lucy, you're looking particularly radiant today."
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyRaid club
kimmibeans: Did my fever come back?
InconsiderateHat: *Comes back from the bathroom and chores* ...... Uhhhhhh
Croooooooow_t_robot: This game makes me feel like I'm high even though I'm completely sober
SymphonySolstice: oh the camera is locked to the position of its head
e_bloc: not sure if this is the same hallucination, did you drink some Sterno while reading Grimace's wikipedia page
TheDevil_Risen: this is one hell of a trip
TehAmelie: it's making me feel like i'm awake at 5 am
SnackPak_: does this game rule?
Aceviru: Touch fuzzy get dizzy
SmithKurosaki: @IanAllenBird Nice
Strebenherz: WHAT
nevermore913: This is an experience and maybe a game
TheDevil_Risen: HAHAHA
schordash: @InconsiderateHat watch+play took acid
BrindleBoar: LUL
betweenmyself: I prefer to believe that these motions were all mo-capped by Andy Serkis
Lysander_salamander: ok
MTigress: hahahaha
adept_nekomancer: Learning has occurred
Tempest2097: LUL Amazing
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
Anubis169: BAHAHHA
bv310: Oh good, the teacher is Snake Jesus
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
OldUncleDan: Touch Juicy get Dizzy.
MacbethSeemsSus: lrrSPOOP
RainyMint: LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this what happens AUGH
LostThePirate: This ain't Beauty Copter, but getting similar surreal vibes.
Foxmar320: Oh so it's like School in Florida
SmithKurosaki: @Strebenherz correct
WearingCats_CwC: This feels like what The Teletubbies would look like in Killer 7 world
Croooooooow_t_robot: A lot of laser eyes today
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Is this what sleep deprivation feels like
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this what happens if you actually drink glurp I'm so afraid now
SmithKurosaki: @ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat Nah that was sleepcopter
BITs19_: this is quite competent for a shit post
kimmibeans: @ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat Unfortunately not
SymphonySolstice: this is a benadryl dream
Aceviru: Whack souls
DigitalSeahorse: sooo weird
Simriel: Is this where the Hat Man lives?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SymphonySolstice No, this is a nyquil plus benadryl dream
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: If this is juice, it's definitely from a cactus
Aceviru: I'll just empty stomach now
MTigress: hahah
DigitalSeahorse: hat man?
e_bloc: I now have a number of vampire related questions
Aenir798: the what?
schordash: or juice?
TheDevil_Risen: this is 100% the game that epic flute man plays to chill after a concert
BrowneePointz: do we check that guy’s body
northos: (the hat man is creepypasta / online folklore relating to sleep paralysis)
TheDevil_Risen: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
DigitalSeahorse: juicy
SnackPak_: amazing
e_bloc: I think that guy was in fable
DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeeeee
MacbethSeemsSus: New Mario Galaxy's weird
Lysander_salamander: oh well
Tempest2097: I don't think that was a microdose guys.
pixl_nix: welp
Foxmar320: :D
Anaerin: Super Juicero Galazy
PharaohBender27: Hold on did I just tune into the new BeautyCopter?
TheAinMAP: sergeFall
Simriel: Rememeber, at 5 benadryl the Hat Man starts saying slurs
Aceviru: I'm never having the chicken nachos again
Tempest2097: @PharaohBender27 Quite possibly.
OldUncleDan: IS this just the new Undertale?
DeM0nFiRe: Thanks, I hate it
Mashamino: my sensories are overloaded
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
LostThePirate: XD
SmithKurosaki: Those are sounds
Anubis169: lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: AAAHHHH why is that sound attached to these things
Melfina__: Is it haunted?
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Anubis169: i need to play this later
schordash: soooo this game was absolutely some dev's challenge to themself to make while cross faded, yes?
Foxmar320: Oh im in this game
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHaha vicksyPoint
TheDevil_Risen: aaaaaaahhhhhhhh
nyoomgoom: this is very like. someone made *exactly* what they were intending to make in this one. absolute success
e_bloc: is this Super Mario LSD, or Katamari LSD
NewtyNewts: what even is this game now.
Foxmar320: foxmarDIE
TheDevil_Risen: this is more like Katamari LSD
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, I'm also macrodosing confusion
DigitalSeahorse: wolf or fox
Strebenherz: @e_bloc this is both games in powder form snorted i think
Basic_Human_Decency: What game is this
NorthstarTex: that is the bad trip fox from the last convention I was at /j
TheDevil_Risen: Mario LSD is a lot more vibes based
EvilBadman: I think I just macrodosed fear is a great quote
BrowneePointz: Chat, I don’t know how to tell you this, you can only make shit this coherent while sober
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: My cat is Very concerned about the way I'm laughing
Mai_Andra: Canadian sign PogChamp
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyLooker vicksyAsset woof woof
Mazrae: Is signy friends or is it related to freshy
Strebenherz: this is some tomato way energy
Croooooooow_t_robot: This sign is very Banjo Kazooie
e_bloc: 1st year physics right there
DigitalSeahorse: we're juice
TheDevil_Risen: !quote "I think I just macro-dosed Fear - Graham"
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
schordash: WutFace StinkyGlitch Jebaited
gsyhiap: This game is totally juiced.
DainBread: Am... am I juice?
MacbethSeemsSus: The amount of sustained drugs needed to complete this...
nyoomgoom: i love how it's talk sounds are wood creaking
nyoomgoom: its
SmithKurosaki: @TheDevil_Risen You trying to add that?
BrindleBoar: shlurp
Foxmar320: I love that we slurp them up
ClodiumSoride: @browneepointz this game has been in development for years, updates about monthly. Definitely not "lol im high".
MTigress: concept wise this is pretty fantastic. implementation wise....
nevermore913: This dev made a thing
Alyssa_Swift: I just got here and I feel like I understand too much, should I be concerned?
Tempest2097: Beeeeg hammar
dm818: Is this also a christian game?
Anubis169: wow
DigitalSeahorse: wow
Foxmar320: Holy bus its big
Dog_of_Myth: Holy
Anaerin: You can also drink from the fountain, apparently.
BrowneePointz: the power of Christ compels them to
BITs19_: honestly, game fine, if weird
DigitalSeahorse: vicksySip
TheDevil_Risen: @Foxmar320 Fox grab that Graham quote, its one for the ages :D
Thefluffiestguineapig: @dm818 .......I don't think so but I don't know?
CaptainSpam: Is there an indicator behind Alex that says how much juice he has?
OldUncleDan: Wait... Isn't there a character in MHA whose superpower is like grape juice or something? Maybe it's somehow related?
kumatsu: move speed has to be funn yo level
DigitalSeahorse: corgAYO
Tempest2097: Shift for rocket?
e_bloc: I'm not entirely sure I woke up from my nap earlier
clintdotzone: it's a mako
PharaohBender27: katesSteer
VorlonScout: Forza Horizon 6 looks different than I expected
gsyhiap: Invisible axles!
CaptainSpam: A gift box? We ToeJam and Earl now?
e_bloc: PUBG level?
OldUncleDan: It's a pretty box!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyRaid vicksyRaid vicksyRaid
Tempest2097: Yeah this game kinda rules
TehAmelie: please yes
Jigokuro: Juice World is a whole game, weird may it be.
Thefluffiestguineapig: This has so much more game in this game
dravman: Yeah I've played this one before, it's a gem
adept_nekomancer: It's approximating gameplay, yeah
gsyhiap: This is bizarre but... oddly compelling
NewtyNewts: On par with Beautycopter?
Tempest2097: FASHION
Croooooooow_t_robot: Why does this game have actual mechanics?
nyoomgoom: tis the season!!!
Dog_of_Myth: hahhah
Alyssa_Swift: Ho-Ho-Holy crap
Anubis169: hahahha
TheDevil_Risen: *slurp*
Lysander_salamander: tis the season
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
SymphonySolstice: merry chrysler
lightfut: Hat
NorthstarTex: perfect
LostThePirate: Yes, more please
ghyllnox: \o/
Thefluffiestguineapig: What boost does the hat give you?
lamina5432: holiday atire
BITs19_: I am utterly charmed
ContingentCat: And it's festivve
Anubis169: PLUNGE!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTrash vicksyChill vicksyDance
nyoomgoom: fricken dropbear
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyClap
Zerragonoss: got a top ten watch and play pull today.
Hedonistic_Mushroom: I need a Watch + Play hall of fame play stream
NewtyNewts: Now Kithmath
Laserbeaks_Fury: Plungers *are* one of the deadliest weapons in the universe
SmithKurosaki: !addquote (Graham) [now] "I think I just macro-dosed Fear - Graham"
LRRbot: New quote #9504: ""I think I just macro-dosed Fear - Graham"" —Graham [2025-12-16]
NorthstarTex: wat
Anubis169: LOL
e_bloc: this is just the foundationalist belief that the more you define god, the further away you get from what they actually are
ghyllnox: O.O
MacbethSeemsSus: drink of my juice for it is my body
Thefluffiestguineapig: So many things I wasn't expecting how they would work that way
DigitalSeahorse: slorp vicksyWheeze
Gekyouryuu: this art style is reminding me a little of Cruelty Squad
SmithKurosaki: @Anubis169 I was fighting the twitch UI to try to grab the text
DigitalSeahorse: yep, there's a W&P wiki starting with Prayer Warriors
Thefluffiestguineapig: This seems kind of like parts of Omega Mart
dm818: This actually seems like a pretty competent intentionally bad game
OldUncleDan: This is the exact sort of thing that AI could never make.
TheAinMAP: katesSteer katesBelt
DigitalSeahorse: wormy
InconsiderateHat: It's caked up
Thefluffiestguineapig: @OldUncleDan Right????
Pheonix888: You mean hold onto your Juice
Gekyouryuu: what is this game called again?
ClodiumSoride: it isn't bad, just utterly bonkers
PharaohBender27: mtvcdm's Hall of Fame is for *all* streams, not just W+P, but there are some W+P entries
e_bloc: if anything, this seems like a deliberate attempt to feed AI something that would not be accepted as a game
SmithKurosaki: @Gekyouryuu Juice Galaxy
betweenmyself: is the skull on the minimap a boss? riffThink
SmithKurosaki: It's actually playable
Tempest2097: DEAD BY DAWN DEAD BY DAWN
Gekyouryuu: @SmithKurosaki ty
dm818: cqc
TehAmelie: not a gameplay obstacle i've encountered before
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBork
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDerp bubbly vicksyFox2
highlyeducated0wl: it’s behind you!
e_bloc: actual bubble physics
Tempest2097: Combat physics are a bit imprecise but hey
Tempest2097: they're there
Anubis169: Gang Beasts tech paying off
MacbethSeemsSus: That was some pretty good sound design actually
Alyssa_Swift: Are those the Killer Klowns from Inner Space?
DigitalSeahorse: a giant wiener dog
BrindleBoar: there's juice in them thar hills
DigitalSeahorse: dog must have massive juice
Strebenherz: !findquote mash
LRRbot: Quote #8998: "In my brain I like to mash everything together, in a big pile of potatoes." —Heather [2024-05-23]
margieargie: !findquote r1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
Rourke9: oh this is perfect to watch in the midst of flu fever dreams, this won’t have any negative consequences at all
Strebenherz: @margieargie thank you xD
Anubis169: congrats, Dragin-slayer
ErynTzun: Dark Souls: Noodle Arms
TehAmelie: i've got it, it's just like Jello Mario meets Dark Souls
SmithKurosaki: Yea this is like the Glurp version of DS
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dark Souls: Pyro-vision
DigitalSeahorse: wibbly vicksyShake
Anubis169: LOL
Rourke9: oh this menu is way too dark
Anubis169: Mama mia!
NewtyNewts: That's not what Jigglebones actually means....
Tempest2097: Oh that's terrifying
GasCityGaming: what the Kazooie is that noise?
DigitalSeahorse: so greeen
Foxmar320: LOL
adept_nekomancer: Killed in a deadly clownsplosion
e_bloc: is this the clown extruder
WearingCats_CwC: Because what this game needed was more Gamzee
DigitalSeahorse: neat
TheDevil_Risen: it is dark souls :D
TheDevil_Risen: thanks for the stream gents
IanAllenBird: lrrBartleby
TheDevil_Risen: that was WILD
betweenmyself: this video game adaptation of Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania has a more coherent plot than the film riffThink
CaptainSpam: Delightful!
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening! Thanks for playing
empyreon: FBtouchdown
Anubis169: Unexpectedly good W+P
SmithKurosaki: Glad you enjoyed JUICE
Redbassist: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrHAM
DigitalSeahorse: that was unreal
TehAmelie: i'm so happy and i have to sleep
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyAww
e_bloc: almost too good for w+p
lamina5432: gnight
VorlonScout: Juicy Souls
Nigouki: a hell of a night this was
lamina5432: thx
e_bloc: thank you for the stream
NewtyNewts: Not sure how I'll sleep tonight
8bitdame: yeah that sure did happen
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyClap vicksyClap vicksyClap
Melfina__ subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 86 months, currently on a 69 month streak!
Melfina__: yay trash
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pixl_nix: thanks for the JUICE
FoxyJewels: @DigitalSeahorse I think it was unity really
patrick_stonecrusher: FutureMan FutureMan FutureMan
TheDevil_Risen: 1st and last game, are trash but the good kinda trash xD
Anubis169: !patreon
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adept_nekomancer: Heaven is under development, so the afterlife will be Juice School until further notice.
Anubis169: !youtube
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Jigokuro: There is so much more to JUICE
Anubis169: !store
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DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBox tasty trash
WearingCats_CwC: bai
FoxyJewels: thank you for this Juice Tuesday
DeM0nFiRe: gdqFaithPOP
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm legitimately curious how Ominous Horizons continues
Redbassist: Thank you for playing
Gekyouryuu subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 143 months, currently on a 143 month streak!
Gekyouryuu: lemme squeeze this in real quick.
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NotCainNorAbel: Pride1000 - feel asleep early last night
DigitalSeahorse: get the Bonus too
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DigitalSeahorse: an improved Jessie
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TheAinMAP: lrrAWESOME
TheDevil_Risen: sergeOrder pestilyOrder66
DigitalSeahorse: lrrAWESOME vicksyNom
TheDevil_Risen: no worries, i've been needing this :)
theambivalentagender: I'm doing my part
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyClap vicksyClap vicksyClap
e_bloc: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
pixl_nix: GRAHAM
Anubis169: Thank yoooooooou <3
TheDevil_Risen: the meat suit :D
IanAllenBird: o7
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyWave vicksyWave vicksyWave
TheDevil_Risen: Baiiii
8bitdame: byeeeee
iris_of_ether: lrrHAM
IanAllenBird: gn!
lamina5432: o7
Redbassist: lrrHAM
BusTed: HypeWave
e_bloc: rest your meat
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE
Aceviru: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TheDevil_Risen: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the trash!
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
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Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
ContingentCat: Thanks Graham and Alex lrrHEART
Redbassist: Sleep your meats
LostThePirate: I'm trained by the Nopers to expect a stinger Tuesday nights lol