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Diabore: oh piolander
Flyingdelorion: Hello @TXC2 Hope you have a nice day so far
TXC2: Flyingdelorion thank you, hope your day is nice also
Juliamon:
new format who dis
Diabore: oh graham too
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DacleinMTG: Let’s gooooo piolander!
justalog96: Howdy LRR folks
TXC2: hello justalog96 welcome
TXC2:
oh goody, twitch is back on their can't work through a closed door BS 
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: okay, kinda dumb newbie question: Pioneer, Standard, Modern, etc. - Those are all just different lists of what's legal, not included or banned in that given format?
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WiJohn: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Yes
TXC2: ThreeTwoOnePantsOff yeah pretty much
jsirocks: hi hi everyone. excited to watch more piolander
Juliamon: Mainly
TXC2: hello jsirocks welcome
Earthenone: yup, all those formats are 1v1 with 60 card minimum and 20 life
Juliamon: there's also sometimes other rules tweaks
Flyingdelorion: Never heard of this format, but I am excited to see what it entails!
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TXC2: in this case with highlander you can only have one of each card instead of the usual four
nan_de_mo_nai: @Flyingdelorion 100 card singleton with pioneer cards. that's all! no bans, just 100 of your favorite pioneer legal cards
TXC2: Here w eGO!
ArdCollider: Card Kingdom getting a lot of my "just get them a gift card" recs for people whose relatives just asked for "magic cards" due to these distinctions LOL
lamina5432: aftenrnooons
Strebenherz: Howdy!
TXC2: Hello Graham and Wheeler
Diabore: @nan_de_mo_nai does it follow pioneer banlist?
evethernet: no
DacleinMTG: No it does not
Foxmar320:

nan_de_mo_nai: @Diabore nope. it's possible bans may come, but we're just running every card for now
DacleinMTG: Hey Graham and Wheeler!
Jundinator: Hello LRR. Are there any banned cards?
Flyingdelorion: Thank you @nan_de_mo_nai
TXC2: time for LRRning ?
Mai_Andra: Watch+Gather
Jundinator: Do no bans include fetches?
DacleinMTG: The five khans fetches are currently legal
nan_de_mo_nai: @Jundinator fetches are currently legal
DacleinMTG: But that may change
Earthenone: ahh the youtube commenter method
Jundinator: Btw wotc is testing a competitive brawl queue thingy
justalog96: That's a vibe for sure
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jsirocks: reading slack is for nerds
Diabore: when was the last time? was it the you nelly adam cube stream?
TehAmelie: here's a team i don't think we have ever seen on camera before. GWLP? Whestark?
Earthenone: !dragonshield
Simriel: Me?!?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Brought to me by myself?
DacleinMTG: Whoop whoop
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: That explains why I have so much LRR all over the place here
RayFK: Oh damn is that noted Kingdom Hearts player Benjamin Wheeler?
Invitare: Elk boy
dolphgrim: RIP to the MTGO sounds. You were some of the best of us.
Jundinator: Gladiator was great...... until Alchemy
Flyingdelorion: Ay, it's the guy!
Pharmacistjudge: i fell off with alchemy
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: why do we not like MH3?
Jundinator: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff It was a mistake
TXC2: ThreeTwoOnePantsOff wildly overpowered
Diabore: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff too much power
lamina5432: makes sense
dolphgrim: Didn't mh3 bring more mh2 in the special guest slot?
alan_91a: Gladiator gives me some bad powered cube vibes due to powercreep
Jundinator: @dolphgrim No
BrowneePointz: not just power, it crystallized archetypes
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @BrowneePointz how so?
Diabore: @Jundinator did it not bring the pitch elementals?
Jundinator: @Diabore Those are also a mistake
arcaedethefae: If they ever make a queue im in 1000%
BrowneePointz: @threetwoonepantsoff brought a lot of ubiquitous includes
Diabore: @Jundinator not disagreeing, but i thought the pitch's werent on arena until mh3
MegaDosX: @Diabore They weren't, they came to Arena with the SPG of MH3
Jundinator: @Diabore You are correct. They are still a mistake
Diabore: @MegaDosX ok yeah thats what i thought
DacleinMTG: This format has been a blast, I can’t wait for more people to see it
Stardackk: RTR onwards
MegaDosX: Alpha? Black Lotus?!?
nan_de_mo_nai:
pierre lander 
Stardackk: Trailblazer rocks though
superdude097: Trailblazer *wink wink*
FurthestChunk: we're blazing some trails
Spys212: fetches are legal?
nan_de_mo_nai: fetches, oko, uro
TheAwkes: π-lander
Jundinator: Except that a bunch of stuff from pioneer missing on arena
TXC2: Spys212 apparently
Pywodwagon: soft ban list of pioneer cards not on arena
superdude097: @Spys212 ALLIED fetches
Diabore: how many ways can i thoracle
wolfiezz43: is there a discord?
DacleinMTG: Not yet @wolfiezz43
wolfiezz43: @DacleinMTG ty ty
BrowneePointz: I mean with triomes that seems a non issue
BrowneePointz: and shocks
alexanderthefine: having mana to play your spells rules
MommaGart:
you can build a mono-colored deck 
alan_91a: @wolfiezz43 for now in Wheeler's Discord people discuss decks and look for games
superdude097: It also bears mentioning because Arena shows you ALL the fetches when you set format to Pioneer
RayFK: Cool decks
MegaDosX: Can you build a none colour deck?
jsirocks:
RTR just cuts off swagtusk 
wolfiezz43: @alan_91a okay thank you
Earthenone: ~whichcord
DideRobot: !discord
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Jundinator: There's plenty of fixing. Slow lands, fast lands, shock lands, verges, surveil lands.
MegaDosX: Hired goons?
nan_de_mo_nai: HENCHPEOPLE
Stardackk: guys
superdude097: Mooks
TXC2: hired goons?
bujabin: top men
MommaGart: let's take goon back
Earthenone: !lorcana goons
LRRbot: Goons - Maleficent's Underlings [1, Steel, Inkable] | Character [2/2, 1 ◊] | Storyborn, Ally
moocow_mcgee: Master Baiters on it
RayFK: Hate that
ForOhForError: Our best wankers are on the case. Wait.
bujabin: kill that horse
nan_de_mo_nai: reclaim gooning
Jundinator:

undecided44: Ya gotta put in the work!
RayFK: Take goon backshots
Mangledpixel: Needle nardle noo
FurthestChunk: i am proud to be a goon
Hewdra: #GOONBACK
moocow_mcgee: Mr. Dick Gooner at your service
dolphgrim: All of my family are clutching their pearls rn.
MegaDosX: Jordan no
BlueMechanic: and more goonbags
Hewdra: goonback and mandick, got it
KhazzyB: As an Arsenal supporter, we need to take back gooning
TXC2:
well there's a Dick Cox right here, so I count double 
MommaGart: I don't wanna live in a world where I can't call Dick my reliable goon
Earlmade: Wait is piolander an official format in Arena?
nan_de_mo_nai: you have to do a little bit of Gathering for your Magic
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DacleinMTG: Looking forward to that discord
EvilBadman: @Earlmade hahah lord no
TXC2: Earlmade no
RayFK: Profile
superdude097: @Earlmade Nope. Purely fan made and run
Strebenherz: Graham said clips were down I intend to do my part xD
DacleinMTG: Profile
Jundinator: Huh
RayFK: LOL
MegaDosX: lmaoooo
Jundinator:

Mangledpixel: wooow
FurthestChunk: rip
Jundinator:
Why is
borked
TXC2: MorganteMaggiore in lore? Eldraine I think
MegaDosX:
@TXC2 
Cherubinger: There is a christmas Twink Oko Avatar
DacleinMTG: Hi! Friend request sent
MorganteMaggiore: @TXC2 no i meant that avatar, beside the new lorwyn chapters are fire haha
lamina5432: rakdos
loufghyslaufey: @MorganteMaggiore Eldraine into Thunder Junction?
Juliamon: MorganteMaggiore Wheeler bought it
Earthenone: i see a tree symbol on mono black, i think you might be lying
FurthestChunk: hit him with the boomer special
MegaDosX: DRAGONS
Earlmade: vote stompy or RDW
MegaDosX: I vote dragons
superdude097: Should we mention who's on deck as well so we know to boot up Arena?
KhazzyB: dargons
ForOhForError: Welcome back Vivi "big crimes" Ornitier
alexanderthefine: rakdos dragons eh?
TXC2:
MorganteMaggiore oh he's on sale for the winter, so beat that FOMO I guess 
MorganteMaggiore: @TXC2 oooh, i see thx
Zom_SGM: i wanna see you pilot that omni tell deck
Jundinator: Are sideboards allowed?
arcaedethefae: no sideboard i presume?
EvilBadman: It was Jordan complaining via phone call
Stardackk: @arcaedethefae yep
FurthestChunk: god the fucking kpop oko
superdude097: @Jundinator No sideboards at this time
BrowneePointz: I still love that my premonition from years back was true when I said “I hope Vivi is the one card that breaks containment”
Zom_SGM: i remember the stream you acquired it lol
TXC2:
4 lands, so we'll drawn 2 lands in the next 3 turns 
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Juliamon: BrowneePointz I also still love that. Great call, and justified
FurthestChunk: @arcaedethefae yeah unfortunately
MegaDosX: Love a good Frost Bite
Jundinator: Is it relevant that we have snow lands?
MegaDosX:
Wheeler just answered that 
MegaDosX: !card frost bite
LRRbot: Frost Bite [R] | Snow Instant | Frost Bite deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If you control three or more snow permanents, it deals 3 damage instead.
BrowneePointz: @juliamon bisexual future sight powers still intact
MorganteMaggiore: frost bite aka skred at home
MegaDosX: Demo Field is Field of Ruin for only one opponent
kilnfiendpotter: OMFG FRIENDS
nan_de_mo_nai: howl on it
BrowneePointz: Captain Howler! god I’ve gotta make a Howler Commander deck
TXC2: hello kilnfiendpotter welcome
BrowneePointz: that ability stacks
BrowneePointz: if you discard multi times
BrowneePointz: which is why Howler is gross
kilnfiendpotter: ::weeps to see friends:: It's been a hellish four days of flu
TXC2:
kilnfiendpotter ooof, hope you feel better soon 
TeaGarrison: I think Quick Study may have been originally from Wilds of Eldrain
kilnfiendpotter: I have just convinced my flu ridden child to eat *something*
kilnfiendpotter: @TXC2 Thank you!
BrowneePointz: I have that art! it’s the art treatment based on LatAm traditional styles Graham!
BrowneePointz: like the WILD lookin Quint
MorganteMaggiore: i guess you could discard vivi, to send a message
BrowneePointz: love a Mystic Snake
MorganteMaggiore: isn't the fang familiar currently being played in sultain standard?
alan_91a: I loved Fangkeeper's in gladiator in sultai, at least pre-unbans and pre-cube
BrowneePointz: I have no idea what Standard looks like outside the two busted buzzer decks
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BrowneePointz: izzet*
BrowneePointz: BOAT DOG!
TXC2:
BrowneePointz I run a mono green deck to get dailes done that is ok until a boardwipe happens 
MegaDosX: FOMO
emilevitt: fomo my beloved
emilevitt:

MegaDosX: FOMO and combo, oh no
kilnfiendpotter: FOMO, the bane of my existence
nan_de_mo_nai: the librarian?
Bugberry: he who knows 10000 things
MorganteMaggiore: @BrowneePointz there is a sultai control deck, beside the reanimator one, that play the fang, not tier 1 but a fun deck
FurthestChunk: time for the mysterious library blast
MegaDosX: Sultai tempo?
TXC2:
Bugberry doesn't know not to turn his back on Sokka 
MorganteMaggiore: @Bugberry but does not know about radio
nan_de_mo_nai: i would expect this is a wilderness rec nonsense pile
sithenin: I do all my dailies with my steal opponents cards brawl deck because I can play their colors
MorganteMaggiore: not infinite but yeah
TXC2:
sithenin ah, the kind of deck I concede on sight of 
MorganteMaggiore: spin that wheel!
MegaDosX: !card fear of missing out
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jsirocks: I think this deck is one of the ones running scapeshift+field of the dead too? At least that’s what I remember from racing daclein
MegaDosX: Yeah another FOMO entering will just draw you a card now
sithenin: What format is this, I just got here
TXC2: "Gentlemen, it's simple: we make a NEW FOMO."
MegaDosX: lmao squish
BrowneePointz: Pioneerlander @sithenin
TXC2: sithenin pioneer highlander
silent_sol: triple combat damn
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TXC2:
why does opp ALWAYS have more cards in hand 
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RevolverRossalot: Time for the Dragon of the West, baby
A_Dub888: Hello friends, how high are the Pioneerlanders?
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 welcome
stnrwzrd:
very 
Shparky2197: I am very lost already. Time to learn!
BrowneePointz: So many memories of hall in standard
TXC2:
what I'm learning is that I am right to never play Izzet decks and stick to boros and mono green 
lamina5432: ass blast
TXC2: (right for me, I mean)
MorganteMaggiore: oh dang, i just realized somethng, r2d2 is totally gonna be a 2/2 right?
Shparky2197: Ahh, I've been into Gruul lately. My brain is not getting magic well, and get big and smash is a fun thing to do
Diabore: poison the cup?
TXC2: Shparky2197 it sure is
MegaDosX: Saw it Coming
MorganteMaggiore: behold the multiverse?
nan_de_mo_nai: this format is so funny because it could be any number of horrible foretell cards
DAC169: blue counterspell, black kill spell...
SmashTCG: threaten Lethal with hall?
unowngnome: Could it be the counterspell?
BrowneePointz: alrund’s epiphany for the lols
TXC2: "BONE?!"
DAC169:

A_Dub888: Muk’s in this game?
unowngnome: Probably not the counterspell if they didn’t try to counter your giant.
lamina5432: giants hall is a heck of a card
BrowneePointz: but yea I got killed by SO many Halls in Standard
MorganteMaggiore: and that card is giving the savings back to you!
dolphgrim: Y'all ever checked out Rakshasa's Bargain Bin? Those deals are unbeatable
northos: making...decisions? I don't get it
kilnfiendpotter: flashbacks to Temur energy standard
lamina5432: targeting bones also puts them to 5
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luke1x: Hey Graham is there a place to submit crapshot ideas?
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kilnfiendpotter: We're on a boat!
luke1x: @txc2 thank you!
MegaDosX: We did indeed see that coming
A_Dub888: @kilnfiendpotter everybody look at us cuz we’re sailing on a boat!
MorganteMaggiore: you did indeed saw it coming
DAC169: I saw that Saw It Coming coming
dolphgrim: Billy Bones!
Diabore: i have question, if i want to fight, how?
Simriel: But I need my house, to live in
BrowneePointz: what movie?
dolphgrim: Giant smash house. House smash giant back
lamina5432: @Diabore bens discord I think
Voidhawk42: "I'll lose my house"
exeJayce: but a house keeps me warm 🤣
Paranundrox: Move to crundle step
TXC2: Diabore right now it seems to be be an arena friend with Wheeler, but a discord is being worked on
MorganteMaggiore: and what a body... sorry not sorry
justalog96: @Diabore @Diabore right now the "looking for games" channel on Wheeler's discord is a way to find games with his community
TXC2: BrowneePointz house (hou-su) it's a japanese "horror" movie
Paranundrox: Yeah right now games are mostly sourced with the Rodeo server
MegaDosX: Still get a reaction whenever I see that cast
Dr_fragenstien: does this format have a queue or is it all through discord?
kilnfiendpotter: The mic knows what it. did
BrowneePointz: it’s a cult classic
Diabore: @justalog96 i should narrow, how fight on this stream
dolphgrim: But WE'RE Oko! 😭😭
BITs19_: !card profts idetic
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Mai_Andra: I saw bits of a Japanese "House" on archive. It was very silly, but was definitely [camp] horror by the end.
Paranundrox: @dr_fragenstien all through Discord
justalog96: @Diabore Wheeler put out a request on his discord and a bunch of people jumped in line, but he will often play with viewers on his streams as well
tryllebanjo:
Pioneer Highlander, huh? Interesting!

Clicklesly: You can let them pay first though? At least iirc
alan_91a: @Clicklesly also thought that, I think it makes another trigger
superdude097: Yeah, getting the counters is a reflexive trigger
TXC2:
it really annoys me that the white version of that cycle didn't get +1/+1 counters 
Paranundrox: Once they pay the counters are on, then you could respond to the phase trigger
Hewdra: yes it is reflexive
TXC2: hello tryllebanjo welcome
devih_: what made you start wearing glasses?
TXC2: bad eyesight ?
Painfully_Dyslexic: If it's been explained, I apologise for asking, but what's the difference between this and gladiator?
bytecaster: @devih_ my eyes
Paranundrox: No Alchemy or other cards added to Arena that aren't in Pioneer
TXC2: Painfully_Dyslexic no, MH3 or Alchemy
TeaGarrison: it’s the same guy
Painfully_Dyslexic: oh okay cheers
Voidhawk42: Then second "when" is before the "+1/+1 counters" so yes, you would have had an oportunity
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TXC2:
and I'm one of them 
Cptasparagus: can we apply to have our own gimmick?
dolphgrim: Can I have a gimmick? It's Christmas... 🥺
bytecaster: My gimmick is doing puns some time
MegaDosX: God Eternal Elknet
MommaGart: I've forgone gimmicks long ago. It's much easier to just sometimes be funny.
Foxmar320: I thought only I was allowed to have a gimmick
Voidhawk42: God Eternal Elk
alan_91a: @Painfully_Dyslexic this is pioneer card pool without bans, gladiator is the whole arena pool with a few bans
nan_de_mo_nai: i'm pretty sure they're playing Hullbreaker Horror
Paranundrox: Turns out this Oko card is good
nan_de_mo_nai: that mightve been worse
MorganteMaggiore: before doing spoilers, are y'all update about the lorwyn stories?
EvilBadman:
@Foxmar320 you're a mod not a chatter 
BrowneePointz: speaking of Oko, the Magic Story had fun reveals about him this week. yall should read it chat
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: my gimmick is occasionally typing a message. It's a pretty common one, actually.
glitched_goddess: I don’t feel that Oko is appropriately dressed for cold weather
kilnfiendpotter: Excuse me?!!! I have NOT seen that Oko before
bytecaster: Oh, it's actual literal baby Jace!
TXC2: kilnfiendpotter it's part of the winter sale
lamina5432: my aim is to have a good jab at the streamer from time to time
Foxmar320:
@EvilBadman 
BoofMana: do yall have a fav color?
bytecaster: Slam the baby Jace!
AugmentingPath:
"It," all creatures use "it" unless they're a planeswalker or a licensed property 
Diabore: vivien
bytecaster: Baby jace got murdered instead
MommaGart: his pecs are covered up by your life total
Pywodwagon: they gave crim his own holiday?
Pharmacistjudge: Crim'smas?
kilnfiendpotter: @TXC2 I can't tell if I'm fanning myself because I have a fever or bc that's just so much beefcake
exeJayce: heard "slamming a jace" without looking at the screen and I was so confused for a second
Simriel: Glasses guy is So Weird
Pywodwagon: one judge braincell
TXC2: kilnfiendpotter por que no los dos?
A_Dub888: “crimsmas?” How’d Crim get his own holiday?
Mai_Andra:
"You want a gimmick? How 'bout this 10 minute timeout? There's a gimmick for you.
" - Adam, paraphrased
BrowneePointz: @kilnfiendpotter did you see the art from…..2 days ago I think in the Magic Story
TXC2:
A_Dub888 the usual, died for our sins 
kilnfiendpotter:
@BrowneePointz I've been taking care of my flu ridden family for the past few days, so no. 
bytecaster: Cards that draw more cards that draw more cards?
MorganteMaggiore: i once had a monument pack 2, i pivot so hard it gave me whiplash, i won so hard that day
MorganteMaggiore: like late pack 2
exeJayce: extra pot of greed, much? 😂
Toadkillerfrog: energize
Diabore: winternight imo
MegaDosX: @kilnfiendpotter Flu sucks, hope you all feel better soon.
bytecaster: Always thirst on the opponents turn
TXC2: winternight also one of the seasonal achievements
kilnfiendpotter: @MegaDosX Thank you!
bytecaster: Is playing thirst at instant speed a "thirst trap"?
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MegaDosX: That Monument is so unreasonable lmao
BrowneePointz: Ben, gotta tell ya, including Boat Dog in this list is Based
BrowneePointz: it IS Billy Boyd!
kilnfiendpotter: What! I love our Bisexual King
MorganteMaggiore: do you hate them thematically or mechanically?
MegaDosX: Talks like? It is Billy Boyd
DMGlol: the new oko thirst trap picture is wild
Diabore: not enough mana yeah
MegaDosX: Shocking.
BrowneePointz: BOAT DOG!!!!
MegaDosX: Considering Oko has been banned almost everywhere he's been legal
DMGlol: all he does is make 3/3s, pretty balanced
Cptasparagus: 40 counterspells in a trenchcoat is totally my favorite deck (not sarcasm I promise)
Simriel: I hate the arena scottish accent
Pywodwagon: if its so good how come it was only in 5 top 8 worlds decks
Defrost: Butts
MegaDosX: Graham you were wrong on the internet, we had to correct you.
kilnfiendpotter: In fairness, Billy Boyd does talk like Billy Boyd
BrowneePointz: BOAT DOG
A_Dub888: G misspoke on the internet it’s over
Toadkillerfrog: pedantry power activate
BrowneePointz: this card SLAPS
Diabore: actually a problem right? we want to discard
Juliamon: awoo
TXC2: also it's Billy boyd NOT DOING HIS OWN VOICE
A_Dub888: @BrowneePointz you SLAPS
Simriel: It's Billy Boyd? Then why does it sound so Fake Scottish
BrowneePointz: @A_Dub888 why would you walk around peddling lies?
Voidhawk42: As the proverb goes; "no-one has ever killed Oko with combat damage"
Diabore: good ol 3/3 howler
evethernet: oppo has the nuts ig
TXC2: Voidhawk42 does questing best's ability count, cause I think I've killed an oko with that
MegaDosX: I killed an Oko with a Demon's Disciple once
MegaDosX: In that chaos sealed from a few years ago
DAC169: Hall?
TXC2: (Tom Scott voice) "I'm off the coast of Whales"
Pharmacistjudge: st catherine?
kilnfiendpotter: My child's diaper tends to have a Dark Blast in there too
TheGameD0c: strange place to hide a dark blacs
TheGameD0c: 'blast
ElektroTal: a melk
Voidhawk42: "The whale is also cursed"
ronnieruiu: i mean i guess it's fine, you can't win against god
kristof162028: Hey Ben and Graham how are you two doing today?
TXC2: cheevo get
DacleinMTG: Ggs, thanks for the games!
A_Dub888: @kilnfiendpotter have you payed the dredge?
KaleidoscopeMind: what is this, desert bus?
DAC169: Graham? Graham?! GRAAAAAAAHAM!!!!
kilnfiendpotter: Hey Kathleen!
TXC2: hello Kathleen
ElektroTal: No, Grahamothy!
kilnfiendpotter: @A_Dub888 Look childcare is expensive enough
MrSarkhan:

DacleinMTG: If I’m the one who accidentally gets Oko banned im sorry everyone lol
EvilBadman: 2025, Graham keeps dying
r10pez10: oko will return in
thraximore:

TXC2:
lot of morse code there 
kilnfiendpotter: I can't tell if this is a Magic stream or a Morse code one
jsirocks: yeah lmao this was a big showing for ok
wolfiezz43: @DacleinMTG dont worry it will be very intentional
exeJayce: lmaoooo
luke1x: My god never have I heard such language
silent_sol: now this is a piolander stream
Mai_Andra: "...a test of the Emergency Broadcast System..."
TXC2: !break
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Earthenone:
i apriciate you demonstrating to the comunity why oko needs a ban 
A_Dub888: @kilnfiendpotter porque no Los dos?
jsirocks: although malding at oko is how I feel when playing you @dacleinmtg
kilnfiendpotter: @A_Dub888 Universes Beyond is truly stretching itself
DacleinMTG: That is very fair @jsirocks XD
TXC2:
also as Jon bois has told us, we probably shouldn't call it Morse code 
TXC2: *""""told"""""""
r10pez10: i have forgotten the other guy's name already and i feel bad
DacleinMTG: @earthenone happy to be of service
r10pez10: villis?
Cherubinger: 7 ads ....
TXC2: r10pez10 Alfred Vail
kilnfiendpotter: So anyone doing anything for the holidays? We're hopefully ordering latkes soon for Hanukkah and making duck for Christmas.
Cherubinger: Bus my bankaccounts inability to pay twitch abos
TXC2: and we're back
MommaGart: hey welcome back
A_Dub888: Abko
BITs19_: Yooooooooo
thraximore: Oooooh
dm818: Can I fight?
kilnfiendpotter: I'm actually a little disappointed that it's not just an 8 pack
RevolverRossalot: I gasped!
RevolverRossalot: That's gorgeous
couchboyj: Oko with the abs? Do you know how little that narrows it down?
MommaGart: anything from the Winter Sale gives that?
ThorSokar: I still have that starter box!
CaptainSpam: Woah, geez, even I recognize the Ice Age art, and I don't even play Magic.
nan_de_mo_nai: there's like 4 blue sickos sitting in the queue right now
RevolverRossalot: I've got the teeny Ice Age rulebook I like to scare new players with still 😅
silent_sol: you skipped me too :((
thraximore:

corianderd: one of them blu jobbys
TXC2:
do I need to join to reap some non-landfall monogreen? 
MommaGart: I'm planning on playing Mono-Black so you can show that off if Graham doesn't wanna play it
TXC2: *rep
corianderd: I bought the frostwag
MommaGart: shocker i know
TheAlmightyCheddar: I can showcase that goofy lotus field deck for some combo
nan_de_mo_nai: do you think the Pokemon Shaymin would be creature type Brushwagg
DacleinMTG: Thanks for the games sorry for all the Oko @loadingreadyrun!
Pywodwagon: the chocobo lands are really nice
Pywodwagon: they're gorgeous in paper
Simriel: Is Backstreet Back?
Greyah: Chocobos tend to either say "kweh" or "wark". You're thinking of moogles that say "kupo"
asthanius: shaymin is a hedgehog thanks to sonic
nan_de_mo_nai: Legendary Creature - Elemental Brushwagg God
voren_chalco: Who are we shaming?
FurthestChunk: hedgehog elemental
A_Dub888: land or sky form?
nan_de_mo_nai: is death's shadow pioneer legal
nan_de_mo_nai: scourge of the skyclaves?
Juliamon:
A_Dub888 land may be a hedgehog, but sky is a Sonic fancharacter 
FurthestChunk: @Juliamon so still a hedgehog
nan_de_mo_nai: but it's NOT godzilla, for copyright reasons
RevolverRossalot: Revolve
stnrwzrd: great set
nan_de_mo_nai: what up wurmy
kilnfiendpotter: Catbus!
TXC2: I thought final fantasy was the most selling set, not spiderman?
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nan_de_mo_nai:
throwback to someone queueing golgari deathtouch into monoG on stream 
kilnfiendpotter: The way Wheeler is saying "car" is too Bostonian
iPsyop: the slasher just comes back on it's own
nan_de_mo_nai:
it's the same deck 
TXC2:
can't tell if Wheeler was trying to do Valley girl, Minnesotan, or Irish there 
A_Dub888: Thurm
MommaGart: they might just be off red lol
richard_ermen: Wheeler has goons now?
roastbeefsandwitch: No offense to Graham's contributions to the Star Trek set, but I'd really rather just have (another) Star Trek game than Star Trek or any other UB set. Doubly so for most Marvel and Star Wars games.
roastbeefsandwitch: But yes, the Phyrexia set was clean, had cool art, and I enjoyed Limited therein
richard_ermen: Last Star Trek game we got was a stellaris clone and that was....ehhhhh.
roastbeefsandwitch: there's the Star Realms reskin too.
brainiac4: Hero Realms?
roastbeefsandwitch: OMG that Ice Age sleeve. I feel the need to buy that online.
roastbeefsandwitch: So much nostalgia
TXC2: yeah those actively use the card types you DON'T have so as to make you spend more gems
luke1x: Does field of the dead do a lot in a mono green deck?
Pywodwagon: theres always my dogshit deck you can play against
luke1x: Or was that a different land hard to tell
jsirocks: I like how in the other streams Wheeler wins like 70% of his piolander matches and now he’s getting washed
nan_de_mo_nai: @luke1x you need to play a lot of differently named lands, but field of the dead is crazy good
TXC2: !addquote (Wheeler) [now] Maybe this format sucks?! |on a format he helped create.
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superdude097:
100 Dunno if you read these, but... We have alphabet magnets for our fridge, but my cousin had them spread out on the kitchen breakfast bar and was making words. He had one string of letters V-A-C-U-M, but I told him that word has a UU. Call that a counter spell.
Juliamon: Crapshot ideas belong on the Crapshoot
djalternative: do they need to be in .fdx?
ThorSokar: They just put you on Adam's "list"
lamina5432: we'll owe wheeler 5$
h3rsh3yb4r: @TXC2 wouldn't be the first time
nan_de_mo_nai: tentative +1
TXC2: a long walk off of short pier
luke1x: You may have done something similar but it was scammers using carrier pigeons in medieval times
MrBibz: One of the two blUWjob siblings
h3rsh3yb4r: -3
jsirocks: -2
nan_de_mo_nai: i'm obligated to + my blUWjob sibling :salute:
EOstby: I give it a +1, I chuckled.
evethernet: prediction: lorwyn oko also elks but at -1
Rowanno1: Hey fellas, any updates for when you're going to do 4 player Riftbound?
A_Dub888: did it suck because they were trying to spell “vacuum?”
MommaGart: @superdude097 maybe if you give more bits they'll like the joke more
djalternative: Curry Ramen is my next nice lunch
emperorchampion: cafe malabar let’s go
h3rsh3yb4r: any update when more mahjong is gonna be on LRRMTG?
richard_ermen: While I'm also accidentally watching, question for these two MTG luminaries: Were there every any Magic The Gathering Font Crimes?
h3rsh3yb4r: @richard_ermen beleren is a crime in of itself
stnrwzrd: @h3rsh3yb4r i second this
kilnfiendpotter: Hazoret the Pervert!
bytecaster: The capital h in the old font?
Aceviru: Oupue
MrBibz: Old cards had capital Hs that were written as lowercase
Rowanno1: Yeah true, it's interesting as there is 0 4 player content I can find so was very excited for you guys to do it. Look forward to spirit bound then
nan_de_mo_nai: good old Hazoret the Pervert invocations printing
kilnfiendpotter: @richard_ermen It was revealed that they deliberately chose that typeface because it was difficult to read.
dragonthing7: Comic sans secret lair?
TXC2: right chat I'm off
lamina5432: some of the seccret lairs deliberately or not have had font crimes
kilnfiendpotter: @TXC2 Bye friends!
richard_ermen: @kilnfiendpotter Really? That sounds like....weird.
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and Wheeler
CaptainSpam: Wingdings Secret Layer.
glitched_goddess: as an Egyptologist those made me so damn sad.
lamina5432: some of those movie or band poster secret lairs
CaptainSpam: Yes, Layer. Not Lair.
adambomb625: Honestly the typo just makes the doomblade better
BrowneePointz: lotr psychedelic posters are a big one Graham
Juliamon: part of the reason I never got into Magic originally was because the font they used for card names was so fucking hard to read
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EvilBadman: Most Fonts e.g. font of Vigor aren't played outside of limited, and rarely then
Pywodwagon: how do we feel about the old aether ligature
kilnfiendpotter: Would love a Helvetica Secret Lair. Not entirely sure what it would include, but it would at least be easy to read.
jsirocks: Tarantino moment
Vinewood_OG: Bread Crust Enthusiasts?
richard_ermen: I could believe that Wheeler was....a....SOVEREIGN....a real HARBINGER....a true....LEVIATHAN....of card games.
roastbeefsandwitch: Adam did a great example of being a Heel in the made-for-LRR documentary, "Not A Drop to Drink"
Simriel: Heels? Something Foot
Aceviru: Thank you for that image
voren_chalco: Evocative
nan_de_mo_nai: MEAT AND EGGS. WE EAT
kilnfiendpotter: all across mordor: "URRGGH!!"
Vinewood_OG: Looks like meat's back off the menu.
Foxmar320: Graham you are not far off.
lightfut: That sounds like a thwomp
glitched_goddess: stones the size of spin-downs
richard_ermen: This sounds like the Super Mario Sound Effect we remember from the falling guys.
Dromos_GHG: does green meat count?
kilnfiendpotter: "Elf is green!"
Pywodwagon: god is it the next magiccon yet
nan_de_mo_nai: orc city
DAC169:
they killed a cat! 
luke1x: Cube
richard_ermen: Cube? What is this, the Peter Molyneux Secret Lair??
MrBibz: Adam had such a disgusting deck
RayFK: and James
Scarbble: the vintage cube stream was so fun
Diabore: and james
MrPipboy3000: Adam's deck was great
glitched_goddess: I’m excited for snow cube
superdude097:
100 Since you're on Mono G. I was visiting Graceland once, and there was a fortuneteller dressed up as Mr. Presley. Their vocal impression was spot on as they read my palms and peered into their crystal ball. Call that an Elvis Mystic.
Stardackk: i mean he won his games
theambivalentagender: Clipping on mobile is such a pain in the butt
MrBibz: He had three basics after deck building lmao
Aceviru: James got fish. That was a sweet win
MrPipboy3000: Ouraboroid is not a fair card
richard_ermen: I wonder if we'll ever get a Universes Beyond: Fullmetal Alchemist.
richard_ermen: Universes Beyond: BERSERK would also be great.
justalog96: GGs!
nan_de_mo_nai: @superdude097 +2
justalog96: Had some real mana issues those games lmao
Diabore: graham quietly going to the chat and banning them
emilevitt:

Strebenherz: @superdude097 that was great
DAC169:
terrible joke 
luke1x: Can really tell when wheelers stream infects LRR
Aceviru: @richard_ermen Hey, submit a presentation to wotc and I'm sure they won't just dismiss it
superdude097: Yes! Booting up arena now'
emperorchampion: rofl
jsirocks: if you’re telling the same jokes as Maro something’s going wrong
Diabore: the avatar ones do
richard_ermen: @Aceviru Good idea, you got any email I should write to? I'm full of great ideas. Like writing for 5 books at once xD
djalternative: iirc only the Avatar emotes make noise
Aceviru: @richard_ermen That would never happen. But if it does, it's due to causality
RayFK: These do not
superdude097: Ready when you are @LoadingReadyRun
kilnfiendpotter: Oh no. Oh no. It's a Jace Chocobo. Oh no.
Juliamon: I love them
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lamina5432: that is too skin color
nan_de_mo_nai: call me when we get a brushwaggs matter commander precon :yawn:
MrBibz: Brushwagg was one of the most popular pets for a good while
richard_ermen: @Aceviru What about Universes Beyond: Neon Genesis Evangelion? If anything, Marvel and Turtles are opening up for all comic universes.
Diabore: jund midpange
richard_ermen: OMG, can you imagine getting Shinji to crew your vehicles?
kilnfiendpotter: ::trots out her Sailor Moon Secret Lair sign::
ignitionpoint: Why no Hot Oko???
Scarbble: @kilnfiendpotter you're right and you should keep saying it
Aceviru: @richard_ermen Secret Lair material
unowngnome: They latched onto the brushwagg but they haven’t overdone it yet like they did for Fblthp.
DAC169:
Tonberries 
avjamethyst: maybe two
Voidhawk42: @kilnfiendpotter Please enlighten us with which colour each Sailor Senshi is!
kilnfiendpotter: As I've said, they've made Sailor Moon slow cookers. We can absolutely make it happen.
Pywodwagon: an entire block of sailor moon
Simriel: Wait what do Tonberry do?
bytecaster: I missed that flute!
DAC169: Sailor Moon secret lair? how about Sailor Moon universes beyond?
Diabore: !tonberry
h3rsh3yb4r: Dark Souls 2 should be a UB
Diabore: @Simriel he STABS you
richard_ermen: If Avatar is any indication, Sailor Moon has enough bad show screenshots for numerous secret lairs of Sailor Moon
bytecaster: My arena is always muted, so it reminds me I am watching LRRMTG
Pywodwagon: @h3rsh3yb4r new mechanic adaptability
kilnfiendpotter: @DAC169 As much as I adore the anime/manga, I don't think there's enough there to make a full set.
h3rsh3yb4r: Oh no it's not bait
kilnfiendpotter: I do think there's enough there to make 3-4 very beautiful, very expensive Secret Lairs
DAC169: there's plenty for a full set
h3rsh3yb4r: Ask Wheeler
nan_de_mo_nai: can we get the best fromsoft game as a UB? (King's Field)
h3rsh3yb4r: I unironically love dark souls 2
ThorSokar: Dark Souls 2 sucks and everyone knows it, including you
niccus: yeah, it would be king's field 4
emilevitt: listen dark souls 2 is the best one and i will not get off of his pedestal
RayFK: LOL
lamina5432: give me a shin megumi tensai secret lair
RayFK: Well
bytecaster: You should only do Kings Field 1
emperorchampion: ds2 is the best one
emilevitt: but bloodborne is still my favorite
Strebenherz: Hey listen just because you're right Wheeler
theambivalentagender: A Discworld UB would ruin me financially
richard_ermen: May I remind you, some of us really really liked Cyberpunk as well xD
emilevitt:

kilnfiendpotter: I would drop money for a Bloodborne set
RayFK: Your pedestal crumbles beneath you as you build it
h3rsh3yb4r: Three IS the best one, but I love two
Vinewood_OG: "Look Ma, I'm on TV!"
Pywodwagon: I remember the arc of wheeler defending DS2 until you went back to play it again
richard_ermen: @RayFK Isn't that kind of the point of Dark Souls?
bytecaster: The best thing about DS2 is the Majula soundtrack!
A_Dub888: what about Demons souls?
emilevitt:

RayFK: uhhhh ohhh, mushyyyyy
Scarbble: @Voidhawk42 sailor moon gets the aang treatment, white front 5c back. mercury is blue or izzet, venus i think is maybe mono-w, jupiter is green / gruul, mars is mono red
nan_de_mo_nai: i think you might enjoy the mush. have you ever seen how happy the pigs get when the farmer slops their hogs?
TheAlmightyCheddar: DS2 is to souls games what the UK is to food
ElektroTal: i have thoughts
Jensling: DS 2 is only good as a PvP platform, not as a Souls game
RayFK: Like I don't want to watch Bingo Brawlers Dark Souls 2
hapotet: My first DS game was 2, which I am glad as after you play the other games, it feels much worse.
lamina5432: demon souls was great back in the day
bytecaster: World tendency, am I right? I have not played Demons's souls
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ThorSokar: Demon's Souls is the only one I have 100%'d
richard_ermen: Demon Souls was more Kings Field than Dark Souls, even though it was the prototype Dark Souls
Pywodwagon: without building on the back of kingdom hearts
Ukon_Cairns: but i thought "feels bad" is like, the entire point. you enjoy killing the demon cause it killed you 40 times first
MrBibz: Klothys into control is a happy place
RayFK: No such thing as escaping Kingdom Hearts. You play it once and it becomes part of you.
kilnfiendpotter: I have deep philosophies about the colour identity of Sailor Moon characters, but that's more of a TTC conversation not for chat
Aceviru: As someone with 0 knowledge of those games: what does one being better than the other do for them as part of msgic cardboard pieces
WizardDanceParty: DS1 feels real bad these days honestly
Vandristine: i wish i enjoyed Bloodborne
Pharmacistjudge: dark souls 2 is the easier of the group, which can be a valuable onramp
Artificer_Evan: just tuned in. what is happening ???
Scarbble: @kilnfiendpotter i look forward to this future possible TTC
Strebenherz: My roommate has multiple replays of ds2
richard_ermen: @Vandristine I wish I could play Bloodborne without a console.
Diabore: meh, we got pulse
MrBibz: Yeah I've played Oko in my blink deck and it sucked a lot so i cut it lol, field should be gone though
lamina5432: so james was the opponent?
Greyah: I imagine you gotta see cards in action to know if they're ban-worthy.
raulghoulia: stack rank the sailor senshi. who's the S? and who's the D?
Aceviru:

Diabore: you get to kill them yeah?
MommaGart: LMAO
richard_ermen: Evil Laugh
Diabore: yeah theyre just dob
Aceviru: Haha
MrBibz: Lmao
emilevitt:

Manitu_25: GG
MrBibz: Best format
donezohhh: lol
lamina5432: gg
DAC169:

Ukon_Cairns: thus proving, field of the dead is fine
nan_de_mo_nai: i feel like that sequence is enough to make up for the first opponent drawing insane
RayFK: Pielander
silent_sol: the good guys win again
theonetman: So Scottish pioneers?
ElektroTal: pioneer speakers bumping as we smoke on the pound
A_Dub888: Load up the wagons with bagpipes!
richard_ermen: "Only"
raulghoulia: oof
jsirocks: trailblazer, if you would like to
Diabore: hes only lying a little
ElektroTal: i got a sound for your azz and it's easy to see that this DJ is graham and wheels
kilnfiendpotter: Oh god. I feel my bones wither and blow away
bytecaster: The flute is so good
Diabore: it was jan 2020
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Voidhawk42: Important question: is there a Food deck in Pie-lander? And if so, who is the best pilot in the format?
RayFK: Heard it here first, LRR gaslighting
RayFK: Gatekeeping
RayFK: Not Girlbossing
FurthestChunk: Yeah Beyond Death was fourteen years ago
bytecaster: Why be an influencer if you aren't being a bad influence, am I right?!?
darkora: Gaslight Scapeshift Girlboos
raulghoulia: the odd girlboss
evethernet: see what were you scared of wheeler
darkora: *boss
MrPipboy3000: Its actually pronounced like "Yas-lighting"
lightfut: Once or twice as a treat
A_Dub888: LRR Grahambossing
RayFK: Inti's nuts
richard_ermen: I wonder, based on Wheelers argument, how is this type of argument and amusing back-and-forth different from what the LetsNope guys do?
Scarbble: @RayFK got em?
A_Dub888: @RayFK ur nuts
theambivalentagender:
@richard_ermen The difference is they can do it while actually playing the game 
kilnfiendpotter: @RayFK Oh hey friend!
richard_ermen: Was that whalism?
bytecaster: Inti is a good friend that way
darkora: she scream on my nemesis until I ???
RedArrogantKnight: whoa what are these sleeves?
hd_dabnado: oh hello
glitched_goddess: like kirby with the microphone power
RayFK: HOLY SHIT
hd_dabnado: i see we are piolandering
RayFK: I forgot that sketch
Pywodwagon: that is an old Derrick Comedy sketch
Pywodwagon: Donald Glovers old group
Pywodwagon: yea she was a part of it
Pywodwagon: Spelling Bee yep
Diabore: are we dead? i feel dead
EvilBadman: (makes Chomping noises) I'mma do it soo good
A_Dub888: jeep jeep?
richard_ermen: Questing Beast - It does the thing based on the amount of text.
Aceviru: It also has death touch, vigi, haste
DAC169: Questing Beast - not a full paragraph, but a full NOVEL of text
Jensling: Who's the artist?
Aceviru: QB is my love to hate card
richard_ermen: Amusingly, Questing Beast is not actually weird enough based on its arthurian description. It was way weirder in Le Mort D'Arthur.
h3rsh3yb4r: @richard_ermen It's a giraffe
hd_dabnado: loch whale is so good
Strebenherz: Wheeler, where do you rank edge of eternities tezzy?
niccus: what is a magic format if not deciding how strong a card can be before you hate it
TheAlmightyCheddar: What is the rarity letter on the bottom?
MommaGart: i love Igor's art. my favorite innocuous card with great art of late is his Eerie Soultender from Dominaria United
richard_ermen: Needs more screaming.
Dr_fragenstien: sounds like toad from mario party
Pywodwagon: hit him with the goofy talking about drunk driving
ghizmou: he lost donald duck, and now toad
hd_dabnado: everybody can do "A Toad" but rarely can anybody do "THE TOAD"
Dr_fragenstien: they hated him because he spoke the truth
ElektroTal: this is why i'm the funny guy in our partnership
RayFK: Damn Graham is a cop
djalternative: If you want toad, you have to shred your voice more. that voice should be physically painful to do
richard_ermen: At some point it starts to sound like we've been licking toads.
TheAlmightyCheddar: No you clanker
darkora:

richard_ermen: Once again control play ruins a good game.
Pywodwagon: delve spells that are somehow legal in pioneer
TheAlmightyCheddar: You could say the same about stock up though
MrBibz: Yeah they beat qb and board wipes in pw based control
coachNelly: just like me
FurthestChunk: @richard_ermen i prescribe you a week of playing basic island
Tattybojangles69: We don't talk about Gino dicampo
evethernet: if control didn't suck so hard to lose to it wouldn't be so fun to beat
richard_ermen: Wow, the commonwealth mindset was really hit by that morning show clip, wasn't it?
richard_ermen: @FurthestChunk I love playing lands. I could learn from the premier lands pilot =)
TheAlmightyCheddar: Idk, I feel like the delve spells have a stigma that the newer variants don't
nan_de_mo_nai: HOW DOES HE DO IT
coachNelly: loooooooooooool
aitsu100: Karma
hd_dabnado: niiiiiice
gcu_pure_big_mad_boat_man: wheeler luck
evethernet: LMAO
MrBibz: But waaa control
richard_ermen: loooool, that was unholy.
MommaGart: yeah the boogeyman is coming in a UB release next year
hd_dabnado: this is why you STILL PLAY Pulse in 2025
richard_ermen: @MrBibz The important part is being able to be whiny without being hurt.
Pharmacistjudge: but it's just true
Pywodwagon: thats just how judge blacks get around
niccus: you're right, the stream is much funnier with superdude playing
type_variable: i mean the best joke in FN is the bob poster imo
Strebenherz: Okay that's.. that's a good one graham xD
TheAlmightyCheddar: Oh baaby
TheAlmightyCheddar: How can you not like control
SolarBlitz1: Oh I'd forgotten about this board and the flute music
raulghoulia: um actually Ojutai would make you a scalie
Scarbble: speaking of, graham that was some CHOICE garbage for w+p
nan_de_mo_nai: The woke left is trying to cancel badgermole cub.
Dr_fragenstien: its a game of inches
richard_ermen: But...what if not die?
Strebenherz: It was absurdly great
A_Dub888: we deleted student debt
Dr_fragenstien: a wonderful vintage
glitched_goddess: The Jesus Simulator was actually extremely good Christian representation
coachNelly: where do i get ice age starter deck sleeves?
hd_dabnado: yeah its a weird earthbending thing
SolarBlitz1: Earthbending does the username yeah, only one I've seen so far
lightfut: Heaven is still under construction after all
bytecaster: I think it is new
MrPipboy3000: Its new
MommaGart: @coachNelly buy something from the winter sale i think
richard_ermen: Does he know what year it is?
theambivalentagender: Graham my partner was literally speechless when you switched to the power suit Jesus with a gun
Diabore: he wouldnt be able to read it if we did tell him
bytecaster: Finally, proof that Graham reads!
WizardDanceParty: You're at the carnival, have fun
SolarBlitz1: The hopefull side of me is that is working towards a multiplayer tagging code
aitsu100: its Y2K
DAC169: it's 2023, right?
EvilBadman: We can't tell him, he can't read
A_Dub888: I’m still writing March 2020 on all my checks
TheAlmightyCheddar: And this is why you need Second Rite in every red deck
richard_ermen: According to the Matrix, 1999 was peak year. So clearly its 1999 and we get to enjoy chips and cheese, right?
hd_dabnado: isnt Y2K that new fighting game
ElektroTal: but no one asks How2K...damn it
Strebenherz: @theambivalentagender sin cleansing gun
Pywodwagon: they always ask y2k and DAMN IT
Pywodwagon: sniped
rentar42: @Pywodwagon same here ... i was typing too slowly
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SolarBlitz1: There's the hit
evethernet: this poor dreadbore
raulghoulia: we stopped reporting Y2K compliancy in 2017
rentar42: did you accidentally get teh assault mic?
cubepresidente: Bad blue white card was my nickname in university.
richard_ermen: Quick, to the newsies: Microphone fell on Twitch-Streamer, starts machine attack on humans. Butlerian Jihad begins!
FurthestChunk: Thanks, Uro
TheAlmightyCheddar: Just complain enough
evethernet: complaining works
nan_de_mo_nai: gee wheeler, how come your aren lets you draw 3 pieces of hand attack
justalog96: The disruption heard you talking crap
Diabore: hand attack clap clap clap
theambivalentagender: Man this deck is rude
TheAlmightyCheddar: Ok but what about stock up AND dig through time
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EvilBadman: i tried to get this into the RDP last year? and was denied
coachNelly: rocking me to sleep at night this pan flute banger playing in my dreams
lightfut: Doom doots as he pleases!
Diabore: chancu
Shurtal: what goofy bs is going on in here
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Diabore: yeah friend chat
richard_ermen: Imagine rando chat.
richard_ermen: The next "Hope you fall off a sea cliff" is born
rentar42: "I'm here to play Magic, any more social interaction is NOT OKAY!"
evethernet: rando chat would be worse than league maybe
tdapenguin: @richard_ermen yes?
Shurtal: Prolific Topper
ThorSokar: But I hear you have really good luck btw
theambivalentagender: I used to put a post it note over the chat in MTGO
hd_dabnado: normalize keeping it on top
ARandomNerd5121: speedrunning getting called a slur in arena ladder
rentar42: which one's wingus?
rentar42: I assume it's the bat?
richard_ermen: @tdapenguin Yesss......we'll take one large pizza with cheese, a small one with....yes she wants just tomato, and one extra-large with anchovies and lotsa love.
theambivalentagender: @rentar42 If I wanted to socialize while playing magic, I'd be at my LGS or a friend's house
Pywodwagon: Wingus? of Dingus Vale?
tdapenguin: @richard_ermen Right, your order for five sandwiches has been placed
Diabore: !card restless cottage
LRRbot: Restless Cottage | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}: This land becomes a 4/4 black and green Horror creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / Whenever this land attacks, create a Food token and exile up to one target card from a graveyard.
richard_ermen: Wingus? Of the Alabama-Wingus?
richard_ermen: @tdapenguin Sweet =)
Diabore: both teams played hard
cubepresidente: They could have it, and don't call me Shirley
evethernet: wheeler and opponent trading ethical topdecks
adambomb625: how do you get the ice age sleeve?
Pywodwagon: I love losing games of magic to verdict
irikaj: womp womp
superdude097: GGs!
nan_de_mo_nai: there's two because day of judgment
Diabore: theres a bunch of 4's isnt there?
hd_dabnado: right day of judgement was in foundations right
RayFK: You own this
nan_de_mo_nai: @hd_dabnado yup
hd_dabnado: @RayFK who owns this? why, you own this
superdude097: @Diabore There are 2 "Good" 4-man Wraths (3 if you count Settle), and numbber of 4-mana "Wraths with Downside"
RayFK: Buh
RayFK: I'll figh t your ass
hd_dabnado: jobn't
RayFK: I stole Wheeler's Mono blue
RayFK: I'm still in invite hell
avjamethyst: what!
ThorSokar: WoooooW
RayFK: B R O
bionicle_monocle: is there a queue?
MommaGart: mono black! i am looking O__O
FurthestChunk: looking respectfully
Molladia: Oooh look at those card backs, so pretty
hd_dabnado: @bionicle_monocle for playing on stream or in general? for general play we are currently finding games in wheeler's discord
bionicle_monocle: for the stream
bionicle_monocle: not a member of rodeo sadly
FurthestChunk: hell yeah the preeter
Shurtal: Preator, the horse is here
hd_dabnado: Peter, the Horse Joke is here
Scarbble: good vintage comics joke wheeler
GreatGodOm: I hear that it's massacre girl summer.
DacleinMTG: Had to get some work done after the match I played how’s the piolander’in been going?
Diabore: thats why they played thraben, now i get it
DAC169: combine it with a counter mover
hd_dabnado: pyromancer?
superdude097:
100 We recently got a new stove. It's jet black and was hyped up by the appliance store to be some sort of super stove, but it's not living up to the hype. Honestly I'm pretty medium on it. I should have known something was up when they offered a two-for-one deal, but we just went with a single stove (who has room for two stoves?). Call that a Mono Black Mid Range.
luke1x: Jesus
RayFK: Jesus christ
MWGNZ:

thraximore:

superdude097:

KaleidoscopeMind: lul
aWildWrenAppeared: incredible
justalog96: holy moly
luke1x: Upping the price to 1000
Strebenherz: @superdude097 that was great
trainpants:

BITs19_: *slow clap,*
darkora: @superdude097 jail
gcu_pure_big_mad_boat_man: SIES SIENTE
James_the_Dabbler:

zhrang911: That was beautiful
chaostreader: it won’t be a trade. Zack
kdefinition: There should be an option to set bit-based character lengths
Diabore: they are dobs
GreatGodOm: I like making puns about terrace farmers. Cause they work on multiple levels.
Aceviru: @gcu_pure_big_mad_boat_man Si, se siente bien
Diabore: yeah luis and demon and annex
RayFK: Graham here's the deal. You give me 200 bits and I'll time out the messages
tdapenguin:
@GreatGodOm 
DacleinMTG: Ah the old peek and scoop
Diabore: land
RangerAlpha7: this is the internet so presumably they'd submit the bee movie script
thraximore: btw when tf did malakir rebirth hit nine dollars
LurkerSpine: are those Ice Age card backs?
ThorSokar: There is a max character limit on a chat message
Diabore: bob wrong snorse
hd_dabnado: it having instant speed makes me want to cut virtue instead but yeah
LurkerSpine: damn, sad I missed those
DacleinMTG: @lurkerspine yeah they came into the shop this week
Juliamon: LurkerSpine they're in the shop now
LurkerSpine: ah cool, ty ty
gcu_pure_big_mad_boat_man: Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul
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Bruceski: I still remember Jacob's reaction
Shurtal: op went snorse tipping
tryllebanjo: The Snorse that Bob what?
Bruceski: Bob: "oh come on, you *** ONE snorse..."
Shurtal: a nice afternoon of Pass the Turn and Chill
DacleinMTG: It’s cool to actually be live to watch/participate in a stream, signed a chronic vod viewer
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kilnfiendpotter: I've been meaning to rewatch Zoolander
Diabore: oh nowhere to run is back
RayFK: Bing chilling over here
hd_dabnado: yooooo Guardian of Faith
James_the_Dabbler: Who is bing and why are they chilling
Diabore: !card the meathook massacre
LRRbot: The Meathook Massacre [XBB] | Legendary Enchantment | When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets −X/−X until end of turn. / Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.
angelofpacts: Have you two talked about the pronunciation of Tidas after Wheeler's KH stream last night?
FurthestChunk: virtue and bob in the same deck...
thraximore: the Bob that Snorses wrong!
irikaj: no cowards
irikaj: virtue and bob in the same deck flips cecil very well
Diabore: yeah meathook kills them now
Dr_fragenstien: I like the idea that a human is being the sinister advisor to a demon, rather than the other way around
kilnfiendpotter: gtg! Good seeing y'all!
RayFK: Good job bud
Diabore: 2-3 now?
RayFK: What's your digits?
50keyz: with teh incredibly small sample size of exactly the last 20 minutes, this format seems dope AF
DAC169: @Dr_fragenstien so great
FurthestChunk: what's a goldfish
RayFK: Can't send it
hd_dabnado: lol
RayFK: RayFK#40337
BITs19_: And then he did
RayFK: Okay bye
CaptainSpam: I would assume Jordan has some means of communicating with LRR that isn't public Twitch chat.
50keyz: @CaptainSpam its funnier this way though lol
hd_dabnado: it doesnt give you much of a visual change
Molladia: Does Jordan have an official WOTC account too?
RangerAlpha7: how dare you bargle
EvilBadman: @Molladia that's the of the coast
evethernet: I love hand disruption
hd_dabnado: not even an orange name smh
Fruan: Looks like it's time to regain your honour!
Diabore: mono blue things
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Molladia: @EvilBadman Oh the label thingy, right'o
DigitalSeahorse: woo
DigitalSeahorse: oily
DigitalSeahorse: O
Shurtal: Wheeler not Bluto, confirmed
DacleinMTG: hey finally figured out how to give bezos subs
hd_dabnado: what's tonberry with you
mrverbal: oh, pielander
DigitalSeahorse: I'm having thoughtsies about this
ghizmou: did you know tonberry is not even a berry
justalog96: Boots so big. Must be a Kingdom Hearts crossover
irikaj: and they frequently weigh less than a ton
DacleinMTG: thanks you for the game as well!
Dr_fragenstien: !card obsessive pursuit
LRRbot: Obsessive Pursuit [1B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a Clue token. / Whenever you attack, put X +1/+1 counters on target attacking creature, where X is the number of permanents you've sacrificed this turn. If X is three or greater, that creature gains lifelink until end of turn.
Pywodwagon: The German Hamster?
BOTGrant: *whispers* Piolandeer
djalternative: we should give mono-blue some swamps
FurthestChunk: we can make our opponent's mana real annoying to tap with urborg
djalternative: seems like they're off a color
BOTGrant: Wait, Ice Age box card backs. This is huge.
Dr_fragenstien: they seem pretty monoblue to me
Diabore: @djalternative Nah jordans a degenerate, probably mono blue
luke1x: If wizards won't support pioneer maybe they will support pioneerlander
DacleinMTG: @luke1x that’s what I’m hoping
ghizmou: we got chill odred
luke1x: I miss pioneer being a real format
wolfiezz43: @diabore I believe it was an urborg joke
Shurtal: now i have the australian Solo commercial stuck in my head
raulghoulia: Which one of you is Optimus and which one is Hot Rod?
FurthestChunk: @raulghoulia deeply messed up thing to ask people
Dr_fragenstien: that's probably playing better around their possible counterspell
FurthestChunk: "who's the replacement nobody likes out of you two"
Fruan: My honour!
niccus: would Jordan have it?
EvilBadman: My luck, Jordan always has it
Shurtal: Ah, Kalitas, the Slack Jawed Yokel*
drexciya808:
50 gl
Shurtal: *Yokel, in this instance, is a vampire that sold out to the Eldrazi
ghizmou: I appreciate your timely realization Graham
ARabidMonkee: Cleetus my beloved
Dr_fragenstien: !card agadeem's
LRRbot: Agadeem's Awakening [XBBB] (back: Agadeem, the Undercrypt) | Sorcery | Return from your graveyard to the battlefield any number of target creature cards that each have a different mana value X or less.
DigitalSeahorse: how long have they had rounded full top and bottom on cards in this?
ghizmou: his cloaca is going super sayan
thraximore:

Strebenherz:
Artist somewhat going 
Juliamon: You gotta breed them birds
Strebenherz: Artist somewhere*
ContingentCat: breeding
Shurtal: you gotta super breed your birds
Bruceski: chocobo inbreeding
50keyz: i love watching graham try to explain FF7 to wheeler. the PIF Graham did of that game is still one of my faves bits of LRR content on the net
ContingentCat: that's why it
drexciya808:

djalternative: digging through tim
ContingentCat: * that's why it's so many people's favourite, none of the others have Chocobo breeding
DigitalSeahorse: from breeding chocobos it quickly gets to choking chocobos
Strebenherz: Graham, would you have interest in an ff9 pif?
Dr_fragenstien: you can get the freebotter back with awakening if you chump
Dr_fragenstien: or trade, because im' dumb
50keyz: can freebooter just -2life with deathrite's abilities?
Dr_fragenstien: 3 plus the first one is 4
FurthestChunk: quirked up zombie, goated with the sauce
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Fruan: Kalitas would make zombies and it would keep going?
SeismicLawns: Opps creatures don't die
Shurtal: "lets stunt on our friend, Jordan"
iPsyop: you can kill with DRS also
50keyz:

MWGNZ:

Strebenherz: Get cabbaged
MountainsAway: magic the gathering
Dr_fragenstien: the only good thing to come from UB
Aceviru: Yes
MommaGart: now this is my kind of hand
Dr_fragenstien: probably, since you can use the mauling as a land
milescamw: was not expecting the cabbaging
DigitalSeahorse: that's a sharp card
shortieXV: Pie Lander
hyalopterous: Hi Graham
drexciya808: let’s go!
djalternative: Cinco-pate
hyalopterous: Hi Wheeler
drexciya808: frag
Aceviru: Gotta make em have it
Aceviru: But tappy?
hd_dabnado: parents when the bouncy castle is full of puke
DacleinMTG: didn’t say no stunny I guess
hd_dabnado: no bouncy
ContingentCat: punctuation is important
hd_dabnado: WOW
50keyz:

Aceviru: Fuuu
xantos69: There is no better feeling in all of magic the gathering than resolving an Oblitorator on turn 2 off a dark ritual against a mono red deck.
Fruan: Seems bad
DacleinMTG: oh hell yeah
zhrang911: Thats a BIG BIRD
neisan2112: LMAO Hell yeah Jordan
Aceviru:
And it flies?!? 
zhrang911: Phyrexian Horror Bird is one hell of a type line
50keyz: @zhrang911 shared with thrummingbird, no?>
superdude097: !card Floodpits Drowner
LRRbot: Floodpits Drowner [1U] | Creature — Merfolk [2/1] | Flash / Vigilance / When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / {1}{U}, {T}: Shuffle this creature and target creature with a stun counter on it into their owners' libraries.
MrPipboy3000: Counter is gone, drowner can't do its thing
Aceviru: Mockingbird is such a good card
DacleinMTG: my favorite mockingbird play I’ve had in cube is mockingbird-ing my pyrogoyf to kill my opponent from 12 life
DacleinMTG: safe to say mockingbird was a cube mainstay since then
shortieXV: thats a lot of Pie Lander
DMGlol: brain has become liquified
Pywodwagon: magic the blathering
drexciya808:

hyalopterous: Round 3, Fight!
MommaGart: Urborg Scavengers my BELOVED
Aceviru: I got full bet on the weeeg
DAC169: teenage girl that shoots fire and lightning
drexciya808: hot hand
DacleinMTG: well that’s not gonna make him any more mirthful
CodeIndigo: what up G and BW
RedArrogantKnight: I have been searching arena for ten minutes to find those awesome ice age sleeves
MommaGart: important to know the Urborg Scavengers will always get a +1/+1 counter even if youc an't exile anything
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pleonasticTautology: hey everyone
drexciya808:

Fruan: That owl.
ARabidMonkee: WASHINGTON
Aceviru: The shuffl- *gets shot mercilessly by mods*
kynelwynn: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Tiny Game Night) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (1:13 from now).
FurthestChunk: The mysterious library blast
pleonasticTautology: LMAO
pleonasticTautology: i just realized it's jordan
pleonasticTautology: hahaha
Anubis169: Didn't see a thing Aceviru
RayFK: That blue deck is mean Benjamin
RayFK: K
dolphgrim: I've never been library blasted before...
pleonasticTautology: lmao
EnsoulArtifact: Washington librarians sounds like the worst sports team of all time.
RayFK: You'll CRUSH me
hd_dabnado: wheeler doing the bo1 mistake
RayFK: Aight bouncing
FurthestChunk: it's best of one...
superdude097: Best of 1 intentional?
EvilBadman: @RayFK what a shame
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Cptasparagus: scraw scraw
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dolphgrim: Make the malcoms kiss
Alex_Frostfire: Did you draw the same hand?
buhlian22: hey its random
hd_dabnado: there's the land
hd_dabnado: TEMPY D
Cptasparagus: Big Mack D
hyalopterous: Mike D is a beastie boy
shortieXV: I only go to MacD for breakfast occasionally
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Aceviru: Hell yeah
drexciya808: mack d, cephalid advisor
Cptasparagus: This is correct, a peach player
Aceviru: 1/2 just going honest work
Aceviru: Doing*
EvilBadman: I'm a daisy sicko
BrowneePointz: does that mean they stick to the Approved Melee Pro Player rule of Maximum 2.5 showers per 3 years?
DigitalSeahorse: peachy
Cptasparagus: MacD did bad things in 2020
shortieXV: Elden Ring as performed by lynyrd skynyrd
raulghoulia: that stage really should have had a tree truck crash and unload on all the players every once and a while
drexciya808:

Aceviru: It's been a long day
Aceviru: Hahaha
drexciya808: lmao
pleonasticTautology: i had a long day too but just, lots of errands
drexciya808: love it
Tattybojangles69: Lmao
drexciya808: ojeeziz
RayFK: Hey wait
Pywodwagon: and what happens when you play magic
ContingentCat: um
Dr_fragenstien: why is oko an eboy
shortieXV: spankings continue until morale improves
RayFK: ALOL
pleonasticTautology: it's a scooner!
niccus: it's a tempo mirror and the shuffler is on opp's side, it's futile
Cptasparagus: Gooner Schooner? is that anything?
drexciya808:

pleonasticTautology: schooner is the boat everyone sees in the magic eye puzzle in MALLRATS
Anubis169: eh friend?
pleonasticTautology: which is where my mind first goes
drexciya808: ded
EvilBadman: "and then" is just "eh? Huh?" in Shoresy voice
Anubis169: hehehehe
drexciya808: brewtal dewd
TheAwkes: Gadwick and Arcanis. No one older.
drexciya808: “he’s old as hell dawg…he’s got candles n stuff”
hyalopterous: I like big boats and i cannot lie
hd_dabnado: dadwick the chadwick
dolphgrim: Gadwick's old but he's no librarian
RealGamerCow: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Tiny Game Night) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (1:01 from now).
drexciya808: strong
TheAwkes: More like OcuMore, amirite?
RayFK: Brother I could not find a land
Anubis169: argh, mana-screwed?
RayFK: Damn catching strays G
Aceviru: Wow hahaha
ContingentCat: !blamejames
luke1x: Absolutely unhinged stream
drexciya808: real
Flyingdelorion: Unhinged is what I needed!
drexciya808:

MrBibz: Great stream great format
Aceviru: It's a good format and honestly, if it's something in Arena, I'll likely pick it up
50keyz: how do people do more if they are interested?
ronnieruiu: really cool stuff!
pleonasticTautology: thank you for streaming
MrBibz: Come to the wheeler discord lol
ContingentCat: ah the discord discourse
thraximore:
come to the Rodeo 
dolphgrim: #blamejames #donkeybits
Pywodwagon: Graham dont read the pins
hd_dabnado: join wheeler's private rp discord
avi_miller: Come to Wheeler's Discord. We have a gay old time there
thraximore: Graham read the pins
Dog_of_Myth:

pleonasticTautology: lmao
niccus: does the format normally have this many bad puns
drexciya808:

pleonasticTautology: pfff
Anubis169: !cardkingdom
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Molladia: But cards still expensive
MrBibz: @niccus superdude is one of the more active players
pleonasticTautology: i picked up a card kingdom order today!
pleonasticTautology: i bought treva's ruin
KingfisherGames: Its my favorite 60-card format.
RayFK: This and a Cribbage board
Aceviru: That's the best part
Molladia: Wildcards on Arena are SO expensive
KingfisherGames: Like regular pioneer i mean.
MommaGart: honestly i probably have most of what I want left over from stuff that wasn't quite strong enough to make it into my Canlander deck
Anubis169: !dragonshield
drexciya808: pioneer paper let’s gooo
Anubis169: !patreon
Anubis169: !youtbue
Anubis169: !youtube
pleonasticTautology: i used that code last week! bought like $90 of sleeves
Dog_of_Myth: !store
LRRbot:
The LoadingReadyRun store has returned! Merch selection is currently limited but there is more on the way. Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy a thing or two!
Aceviru:

Anubis169: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1037: "That's the James Turner Guarantee!" —James [2015-11-05]
RayFK: No
RayFK: Also no
xantos69:
50 Bits
Aceviru: Hahaha
Dog_of_Myth:

KaleidoscopeMind: lul
RayFK: I only do dinners at a convention
Molladia: Wheeler come to an Australian convention and I will
Dog_of_Myth: I did give $10.
circusofkirkus: Vote for your favorite LRR member by giving them $5 at a convention
MrBibz: $5 to wheeler, $5 CAD to graham
xantos69: I literally tried to give you $5 when I was in Canada, but you weren't at the Monday Night Canlander.
drexciya808:

DigitalSeahorse:

Anubis169: !schedule
pleonasticTautology gifted a Tier 1 sub to benjamin_wheeler! They have given 225 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, benjamin_wheeler! (Today's storm count: 31)
pleonasticTautology: does this count as $5
RayFK: Flip 7 or bust
Flyingdelorion: More Graham and Wheeler streams please! My right jawbone still hurts......
ContingentCat: we'll find out together
drexciya808: tiniest gollum
circusofkirkus: It snow good
raulghoulia: rime
Anubis169: can I put it in my coca cola?
circusofkirkus: "cave"
thraximore: or an overcast day
drexciya808: @flyingdelorion same lol
MrBibz: I'm reminding you of Frost Bite here too
circusofkirkus: Mountain Goat made the cut
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: It may or may not have taken 5 hours.
Aceviru: "that's not snow, that's dust"
MommaGart: oh did we figure out how to get the Ice Age sleeves? It wasn't actually from buying the winter avatars (unless I missed it)
DigitalSeahorse:
Stay frosty

DigitalSeahorse:

kynelwynn: Almost Christmas means it WASN'T Christmas!
djalternative: hell yeah crawl
raulghoulia: finished Slient Hill and Spaghet
TheMandrew: oh I love the LotR TCG, didn't realize you did played it this week
Anubis169: lol
pleonasticTautology: hahaha
pleonasticTautology: does that count as $5, wheeler
Anubis169: no sub welcomenining?
Flyingdelorion: bye
EvilBadman: @Anubis169 done during stream
Anubis169:
ahh missed it 
Juliamon: this is the only stream where they still do it as they come in
Anubis169 bounces around
djalternative: the one stream left where they regularly read the sub messages
djalternative: which I absolutely take advantage of
EvilBadman: You can also pay me and I will say your name out loud
djalternative: sure but what if I want you to preform a reading of an overly long poem about how terrible the english language is?
questionablchoices: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Tiny Game Night) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (38m from now).
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