Talking Simulator | About an Elf

  TXC2: title change!
 Nigouki: A Nelf you say
 Strebenherz: !findquote elf
  LRRbot: Quote #6843: "Shoot James with the elf gun." —Adam [2020-03-25]
 Strebenherz: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: About an Elf) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (2s from now).
 Strebenherz: BUS
  TXC2: darn
  Juliamon: good effort
 Strebenherz: first time trying to snipe the 0s, i thought it might have a second or two of latency, apparently not
 Strebenherz: How are y'all today?
  TXC2: almost drowning from the rain 
 TheAinMAP:   
 durketh: 
  TXC2: CONTACT
 SymphonySolstice: I'm ready for whatever this is
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 Strebenherz: yeah i'm very curious about whatever the bus this is
 Earthenone: happy elf day
cheshire_creeper: I think I saw a video on this...
 Strebenherz: i see no stream yet but i see live has been activated
 iris_of_ether: Trying to focus on reading the driest specs and Having a Time of It
  TXC2: we're on the going online screen
 iris_of_ether: It's like every year there's a Christmas Crisis that hits before year end lol
 iris_of_ether: I am ready for elf
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 TheAinMAP:    
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 IanAllenBird: 
 JKBalch:    
  TXC2: Hello Cori
cheshire_creeper: Greetings...
 iris_of_ether:   
 TheAinMAP: Hello 
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niccus: you may have to explain this
 evil_h2o_elf: You're welcome!
 Strebenherz: there we go i had to refresh entirely
  TXC2: !store
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 TheMerricat: The Steam page makes me think this is a perfect Cori Solo Talking Sim game
 SymphonySolstice: we'll find out together
 evil_h2o_elf: the perfect christmas grift
Flyingdelorion: Hello Cori and chat!
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  TXC2: hello Flyingdelorion  welcome
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 MenomeAlice: I forgot this was a live watch. I'm now terrified that this is a live watch.
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 Sethalidos: didn't they play this on W&P?
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
 bytecaster: Oh no, I'm late for the elf
niccus: entire game's in wigglevision
 foolish_s4mwise: …hot dam
 ghizmou: is it me or does dam looks like kylie minogue
 TheMerricat: @ghizmou They are very supermodel coded. 
 iris_of_ether: 555
  TXC2: given "utopia" means no place, does "elftopia" mean no elf?
 Strebenherz: "fantabulous"
  TXC2: really cool that it took twitch a whole ass minute to tell me that message didn't send 
 MenomeAlice: Sounds cromulent
 accountmadeforants: Aah, so it's like that huh. I understand everything now. (<-Doesn't get it at all)
 ghizmou: @TXC2 topia means place, so elfplace, very orignal
cheshire_creeper: YAY!!!!!!!!
  TXC2: ghizmou  indeed
 TheMerricat: The graphics for this game are.... FIRE. 
 LordZarano: Good news! https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/truthier
 MenomeAlice: The Norther Pole
  TXC2: thuthier then the truthest truth
 IanAllenBird: oh ok
 iris_of_ether: Oh this has strong energy
  TXC2: the evil monsters of stop motion ?
 Strebenherz: for a moment i thought that said "defeat all elvis"
 TheAinMAP: 
 Nigouki: @MenomeAlice huh, that does make perfect sense though I guess it's more like the zenith point as horizon can be moving?
 Strebenherz: oh bus's sake
Invitare: cats can see invisible things, Cori
 Nigouki: o7
 IanAllenBird: ohnooo
 ContingentCat: o7
 JKBalch: o7
 iris_of_ether: o7
 foolish_s4mwise: o7
 MenomeAlice: F
 Strebenherz: F
 foolish_s4mwise: F
 Nigouki: wow we're scammers
 Strebenherz: "I didn't die dead"
 Strebenherz: ULTRAFAST
  TXC2: I mean, it's right that a person doesn't die when already dead
 foolish_s4mwise: I feel like the character designs are telling me more about the game designer than I ever wanted to know.
 Jigokuro: 
  TXC2: in love...with chocolate pudding ?
 JKBalch: Cats famously love elves
 iris_of_ether: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 SquareDotCube: It's Pugliacci!
  TXC2: so the dev owned a BIG thesaurus
 OldUncleDan: I feel that this is one of those games that fit very well in both "Talking Simulator" or as a Hall-of-Famer in "Watch & Play."
 MenomeAlice: I know we solved the hunt for Frog Fractions 2 several years ago, but have we paid mind to a hunt for Frog Fractions 3?
 tdapenguin: @TXC2 big thesauruses distract from lack of answer to question, very hepful
 betweenmyself: Oh noes. 
  TXC2: tdapenguin  indubitably
 accountmadeforants: These are marbles
 accountmadeforants: I think I've lost some
 JKBalch: Roland's owner was responsible and had him de-magiballed
  TXC2: go Orangers!
 tdapenguin: cat's eye marbles!
 tdapenguin: (is htat omnious?)
 TheMerricat: @JKBalch Dandadan
 foolish_s4mwise: @txc2 Team Galactic for life!
 sephsays: @accountmadeforants i can't believe you'd misplace your magiballs so carelessly
 MenomeAlice: @TXC2 QUAAAAAAAAACK
 OldUncleDan: @JKBalch And hopefully not de-magiclawwed.  Just way too cruel.
 SymphonySolstice: rotate the orbs
 sephsays: Remember - if you see a clown, set it on fire. It's the only way to be sure.
 accountmadeforants: On this, the day several days after Regular Crispy Day?
 tdapenguin: aw dang, did i miss regular crispy day again?
  TXC2: what if the clown is already on fire? and a spider?
NonchalantAvenger: WHAT is this?!
 foolish_s4mwise: @nonchalantavenger good question
 foolish_s4mwise: next question
 tdapenguin: @NonchalantAvenger i have no idea b/c i just got here. but otoh, i'm pretty sure context isn't helpful
 MungoDude: fantabulous is my seventeenth favourite adverb
 sephsays: @NonchalantAvenger it's about an elf
 JKBalch: Buff gnome
 OldUncleDan: I just like to assume that yesterday's W&P was so successful that the spirit of it rolled over to today.
 richard_ermen: I have to admit, I did not expect this. I did not know what to expect, but it certainly wasn't this 
  Juliamon: context: we are a manic pixie dream elf telling a story to another elf
 sephsays: @TXC2 more fire
 tdapenguin: how about the snail? that seems safe
NonchalantAvenger: hold on.. i gotta go check if someone spiked my water with LSD
 tdapenguin: nooooo
  TXC2: I care not for this clown's smug aura, it taunts me
 iris_of_ether: This game has big 90s CD ROM energy
 tdapenguin: nothing, what's a plexus about you?
 tdapenguin: i am surprzingly amused by this nonsense
  TXC2: isn't a plexus where things connect to each other?
 foolish_s4mwise: plexus nuts lmao gottem
 Rourke9: ooooh poetry
 OldUncleDan: So, exactly how high is that cat?
 richard_ermen: Maybe its just me, but this is really....dada, isn't it?
  TXC2: OldUncleDan  well it's on it's hind legs, so fairly high 
 Strebenherz: respond to clowns with fire, i approve.
 Rourke9: oh my god
 ContingentCat: yup that's definitly the sound that should make
 Strebenherz: Bbalin faerie
NonchalantAvenger: wtfffff
 iris_of_ether: We ballin
JAGxTERRA: woah what did i just join?
 tdapenguin: @JAGxTERRA yes
  TXC2: she's going for the triple double!
 richard_ermen: I love how this clearly implies both A) greece exists in this plane as well as  greek mythology.
 TheAinMAP: 
 MungoDude: ok so fire is football, water is basketball, got it
 Rourke9: I’ve been here for 30 seconds and already this is too much
 MungoDude: elecmatricity
  TXC2: "electricity!"
 Strebenherz: OH BENJAMIN
 kusinohki: meowhat??!!
 Rourke9: benjamin…
 MungoDude: it's all about the Benjamin baby
 gualdhar: Shocking development
 richard_ermen: The heck? Its Benjamin Franklins Balls?
 iris_of_ether: Archimedes had his water screw
NonchalantAvenger: Cori narrating this game is a match made in heaven.. A+
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 hyralt: i don’t understand what’s happening but I can’t look away
LittleVesuvius: I'm sick nd this game seems like a fever dream but like. this is just what the game is isnt it
LittleVesuvius: i have been here for not that long
 gualdhar: I tuned in 5 minutes ago and I still dont know whats happening.
 iris_of_ether: 
 durketh: 
 evil_h2o_elf: I feel like I hauve covidd
  TXC2: gualdhar  been here the whole time, context has not helped
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 Strebenherz: @LittleVesuvius hope you feel better, and yes, the game is a fever trip
CaptainCoriale: i think it's how the models move.  they're all wibbley
 OldUncleDan: Edibles...
 ContingentCat:     
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 hyralt: @littlevesuvius feel better friend
 JKBalch: Whoever made this had a lot of fun
 LittleVesuvius: @hyralt Thanks for the gift sub
 kusinohki: have I missed any gameplay or has it all been visual novel??
 hyralt: @littlevesuvius you’re welcome!
CaptainCoriale: did Sam Reich write this?
 LittleVesuvius: @kusinohki I feel like i took dayquil and i definitely didn't
 ContingentCat: I'm not high enough for this.
 gualdhar: Why does the clown elf have a lollipop as large as her head
 tdapenguin: @gualdhar because why not
 MungoDude: that reminds me, I need to go to the chemist later on
  TXC2: kusinohki  there's  been some choices that we failed and had to redo, that seems to be the gameplay
  TXC2: (so far at least)
 ContingentCat: @gualdhar why don't you?
 LittleVesuvius: roland is peak cat lol
 ContingentCat: Did Blathers make this?
 JKBalch: Does rose have anything to say next?
 MungoDude: Princess Dam needs to learn Hakuna Matata
 LittleVesuvius: why is the elven homeland a refurbished anthill? i just noticed
 foolish_s4mwise: …I think this is just too much for me right now, I need to lie down.
NonchalantAvenger: BIRD
 ContingentCat: I guess you could call those birds
  TXC2: if angry birds made a boxing game....
 SquareDotCube: that bird be angry
 hyralt: @littlevesuvius I feel like asking “why” about most of the details in this game is an exercise in futility
 TheAinMAP: 
 IanAllenBird: f
 iris_of_ether: 
 foolish_s4mwise: “lost the will to kick ass” is an all-timer
 gualdhar: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 MungoDude: 
 ContingentCat: this game is perfect
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GleamingStylishMetalCurseLit-ffCwxnBfwoa5hWyw
 hyralt: @contingentcat I agree, in the sense that this game is exactly what it is trying to be
 hyralt: No notes
 MenomeAlice: She wanted to test her hisband, she knew exactly what to do
  TXC2: Dalrint  whole game has been weird
 foolish_s4mwise: dalrint it’s been like this the whole time
 MungoDude: an empty sky and a full stomach
 ContingentCat: Yessss more gummies!
NonchalantAvenger: Cori's narration is 60% of the fun for me in this game
 MungoDude: thanks, game
  TXC2: this is like that time a lighthouse keeper's cat was solely responsible for cause the extinction of the birds on the island 
 JKBalch: That reminds me, the gummy should be kicking in soon
  TXC2: *causing
  Juliamon: right, I need to take mine
 iris_of_ether: Mushrooms were definitely involved here
  TXC2: nah, this game was made with good, old-fashioned, all natural Autism 
 foolish_s4mwise: …is this just a setup for a “Solar Plexus” joke
 foolish_s4mwise: @txc2 Por que no Los dos?
  TXC2: foolish_s4mwise  touché
 ContingentCat: good Roland hold your boundries
 iris_of_ether: 
  TXC2: boids of the wadah
NonchalantAvenger: Ronaldo
 MenomeAlice: Birds on a powerline
 iris_of_ether: The "rar?" sends me
 foolish_s4mwise: well if you want a shark who’s a friend, might I recommend IKEA
  TXC2: plasma = fire ?
 MungoDude: wahey volleyball
 foolish_s4mwise: Blåhaj will always be there for you and never be evil
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rodsur: i feel like im watching someones feverdream
 Strebenherz: i had to take a call, is roland okay?
NonchalantAvenger: the space reminds me of the original superman movie space intro
 ContingentCat: that's a spicy meatball
 foolish_s4mwise: @strebenherz yeah he just refused to go into the water because cats don’t like bathes so he left
  TXC2: "he's not getting up again is he?" "......narp?"
 Strebenherz: legit xD @foolish_s4mwise
BalthusHomewood: Volleybrawl
 MungoDude: 
 ContingentCat: yup that's how cats are lol
NonchalantAvenger: Gummiesssss
  TXC2: !break
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 ContingentCat:     
 Strebenherz: okay  how many gummy bears did she have at the end of all this, and then she heckled her friend for ONE
 MungoDude: 
 ContingentCat: @BalthusHomewood the kind that come in packs of 5
  TXC2: and we're back
 foolish_s4mwise: I’m not sure I can be “ready”
 Strebenherz: ufo 50?
 iris_of_ether: I'm so happy you know about Blippo
 LittleVesuvius: what is blioppo tv
Laserbeaks_Fury: How have I seen this before
 LittleVesuvius: ooh. I like hypnospace outlaw (I was playing it a few days ago but kept making mistakes lol)
 IanAllenBird: Blippo: a species of alien has discovered a wormhole and we receive their TV signals through the wormhole, originally for the Playdate
 Strebenherz: lolipop violence
 ContingentCat: omg
 LittleVesuvius: looool
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 JKBalch: Eat the elf
  TXC2: the 4th wall shatters like your expectations
 MungoDude: Dam must be important to Roland
 ContingentCat: well then, if he promised
 JKBalch: Kathleen!
 protojman: 
 ContingentCat: afraid of asking, yeah me too
 ContingentCat: 
 IanAllenBird: rudeeee
 durketh: 
  TXC2: BOOO THIS GAME!
 SnackPak_: getem Roland
 empyreon: SLANDER
 JessieImproved: rap battle strats
 LittleVesuvius: lies!
 IanAllenBird: whoa
 ContingentCat: helpful
 LittleVesuvius: wait the secret note?
 MungoDude: a thing exists in a place
MTigress: i popped in late, been here for 10 seconds, and i'm already liking whatever this is haha
 IanAllenBird: oh noes
 LittleVesuvius: @MTigress manic pixie dream elf goes on an adventure is what i'm getting...but it has like, beautycopter vibes
 JKBalch: When did we get a tack?
MTigress: @LittleVesuvius excellent!
 MungoDude: we've got plenty of nothing in this bottle
  Juliamon: can we put them in the bottle
 CaptainSpam: Who are we putting in the jar?
 Veggiekeks: nothing can save them!
 hyralt: The empty bottle is full of possibilities.
 IanAllenBird: oh my god....
 ContingentCat: perfect
 protojman: i'll get that nobody
 iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
 IanAllenBird: jnhbyujh
 SnackPak_: its just what I always wanted
 foolish_s4mwise: ok that got me
 LittleVesuvius: princess dam's hands use different models in every scene, and dido's hands do too im noticing
  TXC2: this whole game has been nonsensical 
 NornsFelidar: are you tired after exploring this town?
 CaptainSpam: I guess gluing MtG counters to a soccer ball makes the ultimate weapon.  Who knew?
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OutstandingClumsyMochaTakeNRG-AKQpvJunZMrXaMpy
  TXC2: right i'm off
 IanAllenBird: tragic backstory
 ContingentCat: wow
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori
 IanAllenBird: o7
 foolish_s4mwise: Gnight!
 foolish_s4mwise: I think we all need some rest after this tbh
 ContingentCat: how rude lol
 MenomeAlice: It's a little gnome!
 NornsFelidar: asking a question and them oh tmi
 IanAllenBird: true
Mathwyn: I see this is a perfectly normal video game
 hyralt: It is perfectly something
 iris_of_ether: Rawr
 LittleVesuvius: hot dogs
 LittleVesuvius: hot dog means grill
 LittleVesuvius: also. are elves like...mouse size?
  Juliamon: yes
 Cptasparagus: not regular crispy
 MungoDude: 
 CaptainSpam: Sudden onset French!
  Juliamon: the game started with telling us how elves used to take up residence in human shoes
 LittleVesuvius: ooooh i see, ty. I woke up from a nap to find out talking sim was on haha
 Strebenherz: electric?
 hyralt: cat is not water
 LittleVesuvius: idk
 MungoDude: Benjamin for static electricity
 ContingentCat: fire?
 IanAllenBird: cats got a wet nose?
 Cptasparagus: catcachu
 LittleVesuvius: oh no
BalthusHomewood: Dam
BalthusHomewood: Live Cat Cam
 hyralt: must be fire
 LittleVesuvius: cats really like warm places
 hyralt: what
 LittleVesuvius: what
 IanAllenBird: wet nose!!
Mathwyn: Cats are liquid i guess?
 hyralt: cat can’t be water
 TheAinMAP: Cats don't like water.
 ContingentCat: I guess they drink water
 CaptainSpam: Are we trying to defeat the cat, or what?
 ghizmou: cats are liquid
 MungoDude: maybe cat is Roland and you need to choose none of the magiballs
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 LittleVesuvius: wait are gummies lives?
 NullColaShip: What are cats, if not land whales?
 hyralt: that’s implausible!
 MungoDude: ah, the power of ludonarrative dissonance
 LittleVesuvius: we should have, Roland is very strong
 IanAllenBird: NO
 hyralt: Roland can turn anything into kitty treats
 CaptainSpam: Monstersauruses DO do that from time to time.
 LittleVesuvius: yessss roland interrupt!
 JKBalch: Roland can be played at instant speed
 ContingentCat: wait what
MTigress: lol
 LittleVesuvius: sorry what
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 Radjack: What.. did I walk into?
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 LittleVesuvius: what do you mean roland has a crush on dam
 foolish_s4mwise: @radjack don’t worry about it
  Juliamon: remember, when we met Roland, he didn't eat us because he loved us
  Juliamon: we chose this
 LittleVesuvius: i have concerns
 MungoDude: happy birthday
 TheAinMAP:  
 LittleVesuvius: boss rush!
 Radjack: @foolish_s4mwise I am increasingly worried
Alephred: Is that the plural of vacuum?
 CaptainSpam: Increase the magicalfulness!
 LittleVesuvius: i think i agree with dido
jessicaengle: Gummy Beaaaars bouncing here and there and everywhere
 CaptainSpam: Sure looks like she loved the story.
 LittleVesuvius: wait what
 IanAllenBird: delicious!
 foolish_s4mwise: I can’t handle a part 2
 LittleVesuvius: there's a part two????
 IanAllenBird: : O
 LittleVesuvius: is this dam's villain arc
 hyralt: now the game truly begins
 CaptainSpam: Very tass.
 LittleVesuvius: oh no this is going to get weird isn't it
TheGameD0c: going to?
 hyralt: yes this is when it starts being weird
 CaptainSpam: @LittleVesuvius Naah.
SquallLoir: this is very funny
 LittleVesuvius: dam sounds like a very accomplished snake oil salesman
  Juliamon: 
 ghizmou: that was an image
Mashamino: oh
SquallLoir: thats
 MungoDude: I'm gonna go have a nap. Good luck
 LittleVesuvius: i am beginning to think roland is a bored kitten
SquallLoir: its like Chulip
 IanAllenBird: oh, ok
 CaptainSpam: It's the Great Deku Broccoli!
Mashamino: there's definitely something in these gummies
 LittleVesuvius: @Mashamino Unless you mean the gummy bears in game, I think this is really just what it's like
TheGameD0c: fact
 IanAllenBird: wait,
 terribleplan: Dam just spitting bars
 ContingentCat: actually
 JKBalch: No
 LittleVesuvius: dam is a very accomplished liar
SquallLoir: prince roland you are a geniouse
Alephred: Did he go straight to being a King?
Mashamino: @LittleVesuvius I did mean that but now I'm not sure of anything really
 LittleVesuvius: i think magicola is just like...caffeinated soda lol
 IanAllenBird: I thought I didn't like looking at the clowns, but
 ContingentCat: huh
Mashamino: 
SquallLoir: this is Manzai comedy to me
 IanAllenBird: someone should name this broccoli
  Sarah_Serinde: I have arrived to something beautiful
Mathwyn: @ghyllnox A perfectly normal video game
Alephred: Albert R. Broccoli.
 LittleVesuvius: @ghyllnox I'm like 90% sure Dam is scamming her way into food or treats
 IanAllenBird: sounds to me like she's being rightfully paid for storytelling
 ContingentCat: yes drugs are the answer
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 IanAllenBird: oh thank you, my childhood fears
 iris_of_ether: 
 LittleVesuvius: wut
Mathwyn: 
 IanAllenBird: yeah ok
 LittleVesuvius: it says ghost cola
 IanAllenBird: : O
 LittleVesuvius: sevenup
 IanAllenBird: mood
 LittleVesuvius: i also don't really understand how dowsing rods work. but it being we're in a magical land, maybe you can dowse for magiballs??
 ContingentCat: um??
SquallLoir: Dido is such a great Tsukkomi
 ContingentCat: lol this game is great
 ContingentCat: yup checks out
 IanAllenBird: this... this dev is based in austin, texas... I thought for sure this game was french
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 IanAllenBird: klmjioklmjki
 IanAllenBird: you know what, good point
 LittleVesuvius: oh. just realized. this is 'what if the borrowers were elves' the game (in a good way, but that explains why it's so strange)
 LittleVesuvius: why do we keep getting different items
 tdapenguin: flummox is not a noun?
 IanAllenBird: pretty tough stakes
 GreatWahooney: I dunno, seems better than if we kept getting the same item
 GhassanPL: Is this one of those animes I've hard about?
 LittleVesuvius: like cori i'd like to know just what dam is carrying
 ContingentCat: nailed it
 ContingentCat: the same thing
Mathwyn: 
 ContingentCat: yessss
 IanAllenBird:  
 ContingentCat: 
 IanAllenBird: hell yeah
ghyllnox: \o/
Mathwyn: Thanks Thomas!
Mashamino: Thomas Light? is this secretly a Mega Man?
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ThoughtfulModernSnailMoreCowbell-rZGS4pE9z8l_WAgH
 TheAinMAP:  
 LittleVesuvius: roland is trying
 IanAllenBird: klmjuikoijuiokiju
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 ContingentCat: oh good that
 tidehollowcat: I get to have two 81 month sub anniversaries!  Thanks bank being weird about twitch for some reason!
 ContingentCat: total bummer indeed
 IanAllenBird: puppy.....
 LittleVesuvius: that was a baby doll head
 TheAinMAP: 
Alephred: Volleying a marble would hurt like heck.
 JKBalch: Looking at my cat, she may be 2 apples tall
 rentar42: oh, this looks like a very normal game to watch ...
 ContingentCat: broccilii
 ContingentCat: definitly doesn't give water or fire vibes
Spritz_T: nummy
 ContingentCat: we've got so many gummies
 rentar42: ok, chat, I've got a hard time getting over how exceedingly normal this game is ...
Alephred: Oh, this game has a free demo on Steam.
 ContingentCat: @rentar42 it is definitely exceeding
 Strebenherz: WOW DAM
Mathwyn: Damn I'm all out of numbers
 ContingentCat: 
 Strebenherz: Dido, you should apply lolipop violence
 ContingentCat: it's our secret
 iris_of_ether: 
 ContingentCat: I don't think we could explain what happened tonight
JonnyGlitched: Hi Cori, hi chat
 iris_of_ether:   
 CaptainSpam: Yeah toast.
 YFiddler: what happened yesterday?
  Juliamon: Something that was definitely not this game
 CaptainSpam: There are some very suspicious slant rhymes going on here.
 CaptainSpam: And the cat.
 Joecool190: not yet
 CaptainSpam: Next ghost gets washed away in to Skyrim, right?
 ContingentCat: wow
 ContingentCat: Galileo lived on a planet with volcanos?
 ContingentCat: it is something lol
 InconsiderateHat: Whats the release date of this game? I'm kinda surprised by the millennial humour level, but it may just have been made by someone over 30.
Spritz_T: i think this has been on switch for a while
 LittleVesuvius: i got up to get food and i am immediately jumpscareed by a love letter
 LittleVesuvius: lol
 CookieMom: Sounds like Ian needs a text.
Spritz_T: switch release date was February 10, 2022
Alephred: Hey, I have an egg timer just like that.
Mathwyn: Pure art
Spritz_T: of course
 CookieMom: I mean, yeah, obviously.
 IanAllenBird: I wanna become evil
 LittleVesuvius: i think thats fire
 ContingentCat: fire I think
 iris_of_ether: 
 CaptainSpam: Dam seems eager for Roland to eat her.
 SquareDotCube: breaking the Benjamin here
 LittleVesuvius: roland wants to eat her
 LittleVesuvius: i have a cat who does not know that, lol
Invitare: Cats CAN eat chocolate. They just shouldn't
 IanAllenBird: I mean, in the same way that I can eat arsenic
 LittleVesuvius: one of mine tries to steal my chocolate every time i have some. the other one wants citrus, idk i have strange cats
 LittleVesuvius: ok yeah but none of us should
 Strebenherz: *quietly drinks his soda*
 IanAllenBird: : o
 LittleVesuvius: windows has the worst timing
Mai_Andra: "Urgent Alert! Defender here! Nothing to report!"
 LittleVesuvius: it tried to force an update this morning while i was half asleep requiring inputs (one i do not need)
Mashamino: uhhh, no thanks
  Juliamon: don't... do that
 iris_of_ether: 
 LittleVesuvius: smelly ruins bad
Mashamino: !badadvice
Mashamino: ah right
 LittleVesuvius: ?
 LittleVesuvius: dancing skellies!
Alephred: Look, we all know the way to Dam's heart is to eat her.
 CookieMom: Skelemon is nice, but Ska-lemons are better.
 ContingentCat: um?
 Nigouki: minecraft_skeleton_rattles.mp3
 LittleVesuvius: (I think it's meant to evoke the vibe rather than copy them)
5 raiders from Wendan82 have joined!
 IanAllenBird: lettuce is mostly water
Wendan82: Cheers!
 ContingentCat: oh Dam you'd be surprised
 hyralt: welcome raiders!  You joined at just the right time. everything is about to start making sense. I think.
 Strebenherz: True cat lore
Alephred: If you prick a Skelemon, does it not bleed?
 IanAllenBird: 
 LittleVesuvius: wat
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 CaptainSpam: "You can't defy death, but you CAN have gummy bears."
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 hyralt: The truth knows where it is because the truth knows where it isn’t
 IanAllenBird: 
 ContingentCat: on Aaaffricaaa
 IanAllenBird: 
 ContingentCat: 
KV1NN4: Nice XD
 IanAllenBird: mood
 ContingentCat: lol yeaaaah
 Singenmeister: Hi guys I just got here. What’s going on with the clown universe versions of Taylor Swift and Sabrina Carpenter?
 IanAllenBird: they're elves
 IanAllenBird: hope that helps
 Strebenherz: also one's telling stories to the others, and a non-zero amount of being high
 CaptainSpam: Attica!  Attica!  Attica!
 ContingentCat: wow
 Strebenherz: it kind of has a feel of monty python but without quoting monty python
 Strebenherz: that absurd "what"
 Singenmeister: @Strebenherz I’m on board
 LittleVesuvius: Oh boy. where was her home?
Alephred: Passionfruit is a bad colour for the sky.
 InconsiderateHat: @LittleVesuvius Empty can of tomato soup
 Strebenherz: @LittleVesuvius a tomato soup can that may or may not have been thrown away
 LittleVesuvius: T.T poor Roland
 ContingentCat: this is art
 LittleVesuvius: this is art agreed but also omg poor kitty i want to give him cat treats and love
 Singenmeister: is the bowling pin also sentient?
 LittleVesuvius: Is the mannequin sentient
 ContingentCat: that was quick
 hyralt: now it all makes sense
 ContingentCat: perfect logic
seanmrwick: Is the Ufonaut....evil? Cause it looks so much like something from Five Nights
 Singenmeister: Aliens are just like us
 ContingentCat: lol perhapesies
v_nome: Cat pics ARE the best pics
 ContingentCat: true
 NornsFelidar: it's not empty!
v_nome: take up boxing!
v_nome: Oh, ufonaut already has boxing gloves
 ContingentCat: lol perfect
 NornsFelidar: exchanged empty promises for baseless hopes?
 ContingentCat: um
 NornsFelidar: wow that's too meta
 ContingentCat: wow that was incredible
 iris_of_ether: Simply amazing
 IanAllenBird: o7
 hyralt: oh no. I think it was just about to start making sense
 Strebenherz: Thank you for this... trip of a trip
 NornsFelidar: you deserve that Cori
 ContingentCat: sounds like a good plan
 LittleVesuvius: thank you cori this was a Trip
 LittleVesuvius: you shouldl rest
 JKBalch: Good luck, and good resting
 Strebenherz: !patreon
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 CaptainCoriale: exquisite.
 Strebenherz: !store
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 Strebenherz: !findquote drink
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  Juliamon: Yeah, games with that vibe tend to be short
 iris_of_ether: Oh jeez
  Juliamon: so it's surprising how big it is!
 NornsFelidar: is there a way to know?
 hyralt: it’s a true unsolved mystery how long it is. And it’s impossible to ever know
 iris_of_ether: How Long to Beat says 4.5 hours, or 9 as completionist
 hyralt: impossible to ever know
 JKBalch: Oh hey, that game is in a bundle with 1000xresist
 hyralt: oh 1000xResist makes a little more sense
 Bassios: 100 my hurt brains
 ContingentCat: Thanks Cori 
 CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream!
 hyralt: thanks for the stream!
 iris_of_ether: 
 hyralt: see y’all in an hour
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