Friday Night Paper Fight || 8 Player Snow Cube Draft

ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: blue whale cottage cheese
ihlendrax: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (Many Magic the Gathering players ask the question, wanna watch LRR play paper Magic? This week it's SNOWING! Snowing Snow Cube! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 04:00 PM PST (7m from now).
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote snow
  LRRbot: Quote #716: "It's just snowing indoors." —Cori [2015-09-22]
   LoadingReadyRun: @Cptasparagus is that a new thing?
 Earthenone: they added a new "live vod" feature where you can go back during the current stream, and yes as soon as it ends it shuts off
   LoadingReadyRun: 
 DoctorHutch: I think it will remember where you are if you reload the page though (but its ususally janky on mobile)
 RockPusher:   
 Earthenone: 
 DoctorHutch: 
DideRobot: LRR: The weather outside is frightful but Friday Night Paper Fight is so delightful! We're drafting a Snow Cube! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/115748963559076267
paronomasiac042: sneaux!
Cosmonautilis24 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Cosmonautilis24! (Today's storm count: 12)
 RockPusher: … we broadcasting in 4K now?
  Juliamon: lol no
 Vinewood_OG: 
 RockPusher: I guess no 
 CaptainSpam: Welp, that's the stream!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Akaiatana: There's snow stream
 Vinewood_OG: Goooooodnight, everybody!
 Mazrae: Good stream, good stream
 Dog_of_Myth: Nothing to see in 4K here, move along everybody
 sporkraptor: who tripped over the cord XD
 UnknownFriday: Oh, so for once it's not the Twitch app on my Fire Stick screwing up? Eh, I'll still blame Amazon.
  Juliamon: 
 RockPusher:   
 Redbassist: 
 CaptainSpam: Oh the weather outside is frightful / So screw this we're going home / Goodnight!
 Earthenone: 
FoxesinBoxes92 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
 FoxesinBoxes92: Hey folks, hope the paper fight goes well!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, FoxesinBoxes92! (Today's storm count: 13)
 Vinewood_OG: Uhhhhhh, once more?
 Dog_of_Myth: We all agree that no one saw nothing chat?
 RockPusher: 
 Aceviru: And now with feeling
 sporkraptor: aaand... boo!
 RockPusher: The resolution was drawn and quartered
 bo_brinkman: Everyone remember to eat your 1.75oz of cheese for the day!
 Land_Manatee: There's no cube like snow cube
 Blip2004: muted
 Aceviru: Muted?
Omnipotrevor: Well the offline screen just interrupted back to back ads for 1. The Creation Museum, and 2. true faith Christian movies, so this is an improvement.
 millenomi_Aura: the sound was frighted away
Combusttion: who needs audio chat
 RockPusher: 
 Earthenone: its ok, lets pretend we hear it
 Aceviru: Snow sound
 sporkraptor: ah, I was wondering if it was just me XD
frozenphoenix7: @UnknownFriday When in doubt, blame the multi-billion dollar company for something going wrong, you'll probably be right.
 sporkraptor: aaand.... one more time! XD
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao I fully thought it was me
keatthebeast: i think the jankiness of the snow cube is leaking to the rest of LRR
jiujitsumike: stage fright
paronomasiac042: once more, with eels
Reldnahcire: the snowy sound of silence
 Vinewood_OG: Wiggins unplugged the patch cable in Vancouver
 sporkraptor: snow eels??
 UnknownFriday: @frozenphoenix7 I still legitimately do not understand how about every third time I launch this app it crashes.
 RockPusher: I mean, it's been one of those days for me too so I ain't gonna throw stones
 pleonasticTautology: c u b e
jiujitsumike: its the gremlins acting up again
 ignitionpoint: real
jiujitsumike: yay
 pleonasticTautology: jumpscare
 bo_brinkman: Got there!
keatthebeast: yay!
 zefinderus: yay
 millenomi_Aura: FIRST TRY
curley_d: there’s snow way
 Aceviru: I can hear
Reldnahcire: ahh! 
FurthestChunk: this is all because wheeler didn't put frost bite in the cube
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Vinewood_OG: Bus, I lived!!!!
 Land_Manatee: Was Frostbite too good?
 Aceviru: 
paronomasiac042: force skred!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 rosesmcgee: Merry Cube!
 RockPusher: 
 Earthenone: !patreon
  LRRbot: All of LoadingReadyRun's streams and videos are made possible by direct support from viewers like you. Check out our Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 Aceviru: Does Paul jingle
curley_d: hullo!!
 Earthenone: !pride
  LRRbot: The LoadingReadyRun store has returned! Merch selection is currently limited but there is more on the way. Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy a thing or two!
 Earthenone: !cardkingdom
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Mai_Andra: "I don't wear hats." -Angel
cat2fu123: Lol
 Dog_of_Myth: 
cat2fu123: Hi Angel!
 e_bloc: kathleen's minimum is 20$
MegaDosX subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months!
 MegaDosX: 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, MegaDosX! (Today's storm count: 14)
 Earthenone: !dragonshield
  LRRbot: Want a deal on some sweet Dragon Shield products? Use code LRRMTG5 for 5% off your order at http://www.dragonshield.com
 Vinewood_OG: But what of the tax implications!?
 Aceviru: "I've got a walking ballista, ho ho ho"
 Dog_of_Myth: !store
  LRRbot: The LoadingReadyRun store has returned! Merch selection is currently limited but there is more on the way. Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy a thing or two!
 bo_brinkman: Does LRRMTG5 make dragonshield give Wheeler 5 dollars?
 lamina5432: evening chat.
  Juliamon: 6th
 e_bloc: I was there but I certainly didn't help
 RockPusher: So it's a Yellow Snow Cube
paronomasiac042: problems with yellow snow?
TeaGarrison: arguing over caves and overcast conditions
 YeetTheRich_: arguing whether the art tag cave makes sense
Tattybojangles69: Don't eat the yellow snow
 MegaDosX: Localised entirely within your Cube?
 e_bloc: or cookies
 lamina5432: is it all snow lands?
Redbassist subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 94 months!
 Redbassist: At this time of year?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Redbassist! (Today's storm count: 15)
 Fruan: No aurora australius?!
 RockPusher: hahahahaha
 lamina5432: wait do we have aurochs??
 Cptasparagus: really cold dude
SnowBuddy18: cold mountain dew?
 RockPusher: Cold Dew… perhaps from a Mountain?
 tehfewl: i could go for a cold Dew
curley_d: pulls a misty
 lamina5432: cool
 DeM0nFiRe: double sleeve your cards so the piss doesnt get past the 2nd sleeve
 e_bloc: glacial chasm one time
 RockPusher: Is the archetypes snow?
 Dog_of_Myth: The deep lore
 e_bloc: thespian's stage?
  LRRbot: Brothers Yamazaki [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Samurai [2/1] | Bushido 1 / If there are exactly two permanents named Brothers Yamazaki on the battlefield, the "legend rule" doesn't apply to them. / Each other creature named Brothers Yamazaki gets +2/+2 and has haste.
 lamina5432: chilling reason
JMGoody: Are we ever gonna get these sleeves back in the shop?
keatthebeast: this is how they learn that "snow" is a very loose theme
JonHerzogArtist: Merry cubemas, happy to catch this one live
 e_bloc: B/R 0-3
TeaGarrison: all the archetypes could be described as “uuh kinda”
keatthebeast: black and red sure do have some cards
  Juliamon: B/R Participation Trophy
Reldnahcire: green white counters 🤯
 lamina5432: nothing about +1 counters
 MegaDosX: Well oiled machine
TeaGarrison: just pick your favourite art
  RayFK: This sounds like, maybe just draft and hope?
 RockPusher: Cold Kindred
 Dog_of_Myth: Please let there be Panglacial Wurm?
 Aceviru: Oh there's a pretty good wizard that works with snow
 RockPusher: If you're cold, they're cold - draft them!
 Aceviru: 2 mana man landa
niccus: less of a draft and more of a white elephant cube exchange
Mai_Andra: Red has barbarians and shriners.
 Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah!
VinylMinty: !card very slow zombie
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 UnknownFriday: Is this low key the Strictly Worse Cube?
 YeetTheRich_: vibes based cube
curley_d: it’s definitely one of the cubes of all time
VinylMinty: !card extremely slow zombie
  LRRbot: Extremely Slow Zombie [1B] | Creature — Zombie [3/3] | Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)
TeaGarrison: may the best of vibes be with you all and a merry cubemas to all
 e_bloc: yeah I'm guessing winter didn't make it
VinylMinty: IS this in the cube Wheeler?
 Vinewood_OG: Wheel?
 Aceviru: !card avalanche caller
  LRRbot: Avalanche Caller [1U] | Snow Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | {2}: Target snow land you control becomes a 4/4 Elemental creature with hexproof and haste until end of turn. It's still a land.
VinylMinty: The extremely slow zombie with the winter art?
TeaGarrison: id say so, Serge
 Diabore: i know what id be picking, one of the red ones
 r10pez10: oh yeah this
JonHerzogArtist: Ben's feeding you green, hell yeah
 r10pez10: the building stream was very funny
  Juliamon: There are good cards, there just aren't a *lot* of them
 r10pez10: doubt
 Diabore: id be all in on shrines tbh
 raulghoulia: I was so surprised to see snow on Ojutai
   LoadingReadyRun:  reminder that the set code for the Holiday cards is HHO 
keatthebeast: the sharpied 4/2 sent me
 Paranundrox: The important thing is not if it's good or not it's if everything is snow and that part is true
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