ihlendrax: !box
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ihlendrax: !next
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Dog_of_Myth: !findquote snow
LRRbot: Quote #716: "It's just snowing indoors." —Cori [2015-09-22]
LoadingReadyRun: @Cptasparagus is that a new thing?
Earthenone: they added a new "live vod" feature where you can go back during the current stream, and yes as soon as it ends it shuts off
LoadingReadyRun:
DoctorHutch: I think it will remember where you are if you reload the page though (but its ususally janky on mobile)
Earthenone:
DoctorHutch:
paronomasiac042: sneaux!
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RockPusher: … we broadcasting in 4K now?
Juliamon: lol no
Vinewood_OG:
RockPusher:
I guess no 
CaptainSpam: Welp, that's the stream!
Dog_of_Myth:
Akaiatana: There's snow stream
Vinewood_OG: Goooooodnight, everybody!
Mazrae: Good stream, good stream
Dog_of_Myth: Nothing to see in 4K here, move along everybody
sporkraptor: who tripped over the cord XD
UnknownFriday: Oh, so for once it's not the Twitch app on my Fire Stick screwing up? Eh, I'll still blame Amazon.
Juliamon:
Redbassist:
CaptainSpam: Oh the weather outside is frightful / So screw this we're going home / Goodnight!
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Vinewood_OG: Uhhhhhh, once more?
Dog_of_Myth: We all agree that no one saw nothing chat?
RockPusher:
Aceviru: And now with feeling
sporkraptor: aaand... boo!
RockPusher: The resolution was drawn and quartered
bo_brinkman: Everyone remember to eat your 1.75oz of cheese for the day!
Land_Manatee: There's no cube like snow cube
Blip2004: muted
Aceviru: Muted?
Omnipotrevor: Well the offline screen just interrupted back to back ads for 1. The Creation Museum, and 2. true faith Christian movies, so this is an improvement.
millenomi_Aura: the sound was frighted away
Combusttion: who needs audio chat
RockPusher:
Earthenone: its ok, lets pretend we hear it
Aceviru: Snow sound
sporkraptor: ah, I was wondering if it was just me XD
frozenphoenix7: @UnknownFriday When in doubt, blame the multi-billion dollar company for something going wrong, you'll probably be right.
sporkraptor: aaand.... one more time! XD
DeM0nFiRe: lmao I fully thought it was me
keatthebeast: i think the jankiness of the snow cube is leaking to the rest of LRR
jiujitsumike: stage fright
paronomasiac042: once more, with eels
Reldnahcire: the snowy sound of silence
Vinewood_OG: Wiggins unplugged the patch cable in Vancouver
sporkraptor: snow eels??
UnknownFriday: @frozenphoenix7 I still legitimately do not understand how about every third time I launch this app it crashes.
RockPusher: I mean, it's been one of those days for me too so I ain't gonna throw stones
pleonasticTautology: c u b e
jiujitsumike: its the gremlins acting up again
ignitionpoint: real
jiujitsumike: yay
pleonasticTautology: jumpscare
bo_brinkman: Got there!
keatthebeast: yay!
zefinderus: yay
millenomi_Aura: FIRST TRY
curley_d: there’s snow way
Aceviru: I can hear
Reldnahcire:
ahh! 
FurthestChunk: this is all because wheeler didn't put frost bite in the cube
DeM0nFiRe:
Vinewood_OG: Bus, I lived!!!!
Land_Manatee: Was Frostbite too good?
Aceviru:
paronomasiac042: force skred!
Dog_of_Myth:
rosesmcgee: Merry Cube!
RockPusher:
Earthenone: !patreon
Aceviru: Does Paul jingle
curley_d: hullo!!
Earthenone: !pride
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Mai_Andra: "I don't wear hats." -Angel
cat2fu123: Lol
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e_bloc: kathleen's minimum is 20$
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Earthenone: !dragonshield
Vinewood_OG: But what of the tax implications!?
Aceviru: "I've got a walking ballista, ho ho ho"
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bo_brinkman: Does LRRMTG5 make dragonshield give Wheeler 5 dollars?
lamina5432: evening chat.
Juliamon: 6th
e_bloc: I was there but I certainly didn't help
RockPusher: So it's a Yellow Snow Cube
paronomasiac042: problems with yellow snow?
TeaGarrison: arguing over caves and overcast conditions
YeetTheRich_: arguing whether the art tag cave makes sense
Tattybojangles69: Don't eat the yellow snow
MegaDosX: Localised entirely within your Cube?
e_bloc: or cookies
lamina5432: is it all snow lands?
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Redbassist: At this time of year?
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Fruan: No aurora australius?!
RockPusher: hahahahaha
lamina5432: wait do we have aurochs??
Cptasparagus: really cold dude
SnowBuddy18: cold mountain dew?
RockPusher: Cold Dew… perhaps from a Mountain?
tehfewl: i could go for a cold Dew
curley_d: pulls a misty
lamina5432: cool
DeM0nFiRe: double sleeve your cards so the piss doesnt get past the 2nd sleeve
e_bloc: glacial chasm one time
RockPusher: Is the archetypes snow?
Dog_of_Myth: The deep lore
e_bloc: thespian's stage?
LRRbot: Brothers Yamazaki [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Samurai [2/1] | Bushido 1 / If there are exactly two permanents named Brothers Yamazaki on the battlefield, the "legend rule" doesn't apply to them. / Each other creature named Brothers Yamazaki gets +2/+2 and has haste.
lamina5432: chilling reason
JMGoody: Are we ever gonna get these sleeves back in the shop?
keatthebeast: this is how they learn that "snow" is a very loose theme
JonHerzogArtist: Merry cubemas, happy to catch this one live
e_bloc: B/R 0-3
TeaGarrison: all the archetypes could be described as “uuh kinda”
keatthebeast: black and red sure do have some cards
Juliamon: B/R Participation Trophy
Reldnahcire: green white counters 🤯
lamina5432: nothing about +1 counters
MegaDosX: Well oiled machine
TeaGarrison: just pick your favourite art
RayFK: This sounds like, maybe just draft and hope?
RockPusher: Cold Kindred
Dog_of_Myth: Please let there be Panglacial Wurm?
Aceviru: Oh there's a pretty good wizard that works with snow
RockPusher: If you're cold, they're cold - draft them!
Aceviru: 2 mana man landa
niccus: less of a draft and more of a white elephant cube exchange
Mai_Andra: Red has barbarians and shriners.
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah!
VinylMinty: !card very slow zombie
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
UnknownFriday: Is this low key the Strictly Worse Cube?
YeetTheRich_: vibes based cube
curley_d: it’s definitely one of the cubes of all time
VinylMinty: !card extremely slow zombie
LRRbot: Extremely Slow Zombie [1B] | Creature — Zombie [3/3] | Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)
TeaGarrison: may the best of vibes be with you all and a merry cubemas to all
e_bloc: yeah I'm guessing winter didn't make it
VinylMinty: IS this in the cube Wheeler?
Vinewood_OG: Wheel?
Aceviru: !card avalanche caller
LRRbot: Avalanche Caller [1U] | Snow Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | {2}: Target snow land you control becomes a 4/4 Elemental creature with hexproof and haste until end of turn. It's still a land.
VinylMinty: The extremely slow zombie with the winter art?
TeaGarrison: id say so, Serge
Diabore: i know what id be picking, one of the red ones
r10pez10: oh yeah this
JonHerzogArtist: Ben's feeding you green, hell yeah
r10pez10: the building stream was very funny
Juliamon: There are good cards, there just aren't a *lot* of them
r10pez10: doubt
Diabore: id be all in on shrines tbh
raulghoulia: I was so surprised to see snow on Ojutai
LoadingReadyRun:
reminder that the set code for the Holiday cards is HHO 
keatthebeast: the sharpied 4/2 sent me
Paranundrox: The important thing is not if it's good or not it's if everything is snow and that part is true
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
Aceviru: Good one Paul
TeaGarrison: the vibes are immaculate
keatthebeast: most of the answers to "why is this here" "there's snow somewhere"
e_bloc: it's five degrees somewhere
TheDevil_Risen:
howdy LRRcast and chat! 
r10pez10: !card tendo ice bridge
LRRbot: Tendo Ice Bridge | Land | This land enters with a charge counter on it. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Remove a charge counter from this land: Add one mana of any color.
anhakha: Is 'Snowfall' in the cube?
Paranundrox: Let them scrub the vod
anhakha: It's a great card.
Redbassist:
BishopAres: i recognized kjeldoran knight. i'm old =)
saintguard: Dog if true
Scarbble: big dog!
nan_de_mo_nai: this cube is atrocious but extremely funny
716 raiders from ashlizzlle have joined!
r10pez10: hi raiders
Juliamon: Welcome raiders!!
Redbassist: Welcome raiders
pleonasticTautology: welcome raiders!
Juliamon: Prepare for... uh.... this cube
TeaGarrison: it’s like firebending but in the upkeep
ashlizzlle:
Redbassist:
ivanv760:
CristianMogly: Helloq
Dog_of_Myth: heya Raiders
ashlizzlle: hiiiiiii
TeaGarrison:
definenull: has any one made the "ice cube" joke yet
stnrwzrd:
i went from wheeler, yo ash, to lrr 
TeaGarrison: it protec but it also attac
Paranundrox: Wooly Razorback is basically Moat
TheDevil_Risen watched 15 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
15 streams? rookie numbers
definenull: HAHA
anhakha: Mr Freeze: "What killed da dinosaurs...?"
raulghoulia: lol
dooppatrol: please say goblin sled team is in this cube
saintguard: Who took the shrine that kills you?
raulghoulia: it sounds like shrines is open pivot into that
Redbassist: "I'm a genius... Oh no!"
saintguard: Snow cube, more like shrine cube
KilrenKrae: just tuning in, whats a "snow" sube?
northos:
it's okay, Wheeler will explain it and everyone will understand because it's easy 
curley_d: can’t everyone just take one shrine so you can share?
Paranundrox: Secret Santa Draft
Shurtal: Two questions: How far into the draft is it, and how many times has Serge pivoted?
e_bloc: for pack 4 we will rotisserie draft an ice age starter deck
anhakha: Eveey1 gets a Collector booster of Ice Age
r10pez10: screencheating declared
Juliamon: KilrenKrae If it's snow-themed, has snow-based mechanics, or features snow or similar weather phenomena in the art, it's in this cube
HadesLeprechaun: so this cube is like 90% ice age and Kaldheim, yeah?
e_bloc: MH2 also had a snow theme
Redbassist:
HadesLeprechaun: oooh right it did
LoadingReadyRun: Creature Type: Owl Goat
Aceviru: @HadesLeprechaun Mountains often have snow at the top in artwork
Redbassist: Is owl goat in the ATLA set?
pleonasticTautology: okay what i'm hearing is that there needs to be a shrine cube
DarkSVermoth: ATLA revived shrines
Diabore: @pleonasticTautology is 4 of each shrine enough?
niccus: shrine dandan is probably miserable to construct right
pleonasticTautology: @Diabore that would be 88 cards
LoadingReadyRun: With the Water Tribe ATLA has quite a few snow/ice cards
r10pez10: isn't this cube singleton
Diabore: @pleonasticTautology so no
YeetTheRich_: @r10pez10 yes
Paranundrox: Less than 5
glitched_goddess: I love the frozen shade art I just wish it was better lol
detectiveYarmas: they really should have put thrumming stone in for the two brothers yamazaki
bytecaster: @r10pez10 The brothers don't count as the same card, they have different names in our heaerts!
raulghoulia: lets go Haakon
Otsgekee: it has some slush
TeaGarrison: it’s all coming together, Serge
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Dog_of_Myth: !card braid of fire
LRRbot: Braid of Fire [1R] | Enchantment | Cumulative upkeep—Add {R}.
anhakha: I pulled that legendary yeti on mu honeymoon!
anhakha: I built it as a deck!
anhakha: Thank-you!!!
anhakha: *my
tehfewl: who entering the bone zone
nevyn666: i feel so alone. gonna end up a big ol pile of them bones
e_bloc: mouth time
e_bloc:
of ronom
r10pez10: !card zombie musher
LRRbot: Zombie Musher [3B] | Snow Creature — Zombie [2/3] | Snow landwalk / {S}: Regenerate this creature.
myknorman: that 0/4 in green is cracked right?
r10pez10: lmao
Dill_Ken_Sebben: !card snowfall
LRRbot: Snowfall [2U] | Enchantment | Cumulative upkeep {U} / Whenever an Island is tapped for mana, its controller may add an additional {U}. If that Island is snow, its controller may add an additional {U}{U} instead. Spend this mana only to pay cumulative upkeep costs.
Iam3DHomer: !card herald of leshrac
LRRbot: Herald of Leshrac [6B] | Creature — Avatar [2/4] | Flying / Cumulative upkeep—Gain control of a land you don't control. / This creature gets +1/+1 for each land you control but don't own. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, each player gains control of each land they own that you control.
Diabore: no one can afford a basement nelly
HadesLeprechaun: well that creature either wins you the game or draws you to death immediately
Blue_man7: !card on thin ice
LRRbot: On Thin Ice [W] | Snow Enchantment — Aura | Enchant snow land you control / When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield.
r10pez10: depths with braid of fire ...
Stardackk: oh the cave drama
seanmrwick: Happy holidays, LRR!
Sorator13: !card braid of fire
LRRbot: Braid of Fire [1R] | Enchantment | Cumulative upkeep—Add {R}.
frozenphoenix7: It's great, and I love it
nan_de_mo_nai: is nelson double brothering
Sorator13:
how did they wind up in the same pack 
vinopinguino: I think wheeler has played magic before...
Cosmonautilis24: @Sorator13 yeah that was just Nelson's pile
Decaped: Snake AND Liquid, in the same pack? Man, the Metal Gear set was wild
Dill_Ken_Sebben: have we seen a winter Mishra’s factory?
seanmrwick: I was frozen today!
MegaDosX: I assume the Astrolabe is in there
Decaped: Why wasn't Shadow Moses island included? it's great for fixing
nan_de_mo_nai: antiquities #85d depicts urza's tower with snowy mountains in the background
arbysgaming38: is there a winter three tree city?
Aceviru: Haha, let's go BenBen
vinopinguino: Lol
nan_de_mo_nai: yeah, it's literally just the tower
nan_de_mo_nai: the mine/power plant lack it
r10pez10: it being only the tower is pretty funny
MegaDosX:
And now Nelson doesn't play red 
Dog_of_Myth:
Sorator13: ah, that was just what he drafted, neat
Desruprot: yay
Decaped: Bruders Yamazaki
vinopinguino: Snooooow
TheWanderingNomad:
Sorator13: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Diabore: ah
DarkSVermoth: great first match, excellent vibes
Shurtal: Snow Cube, sponsored by Toyota-thon
raulghoulia: LRR gives real Muppets energy
Decaped: Bruders Bergharbinsel
Decaped: *Berghalbinsel
StreamTeam3000: !cube
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StreamTeam3000: Hey there. Is the snow cube somewhere with a Link?
Juliamon: !decks
UnknownFriday: @LoadingReadyRun Just FYI, that one ad card still says "Magic every Thursday" on it.
Juliamon: they know
UnknownFriday: @Juliamon Thanks! Wasn't aware, should've guessed.
Juliamon: updating the slides is very very low on the to-do list
StreamTeam3000: Thx for the link
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Juliamon: also, it's still technicall Thursdays in Aus
Juliamon: *technically
r10pez10: the power level of the snow cube is all over the place. the snow level, however
UnknownFriday:
Yeah, but I'm 'Merican, so what do I care about what some people who don't know when it should be winter care about? 
Juliamon: the snow level is also all over the place
vinopinguino: Call the coppercoats
NoxStryx: Pikachu!
HadesLeprechaun: great instant, underplayed in commander
Flamennight: @NoxStryx F***!
Serpens77: Declaration in STone?
tehfewl: declaration in stone
vinopinguino: Declaration in stone
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VinylMinty: Sorin is such a badass in some of these art
Serpens77:
when Nahiri jsut rocks up to say hello 
vinopinguino: Nahiri was crazy for that one
Hauwulf: choco and mog
Juliamon: WARK
VinylMinty: Summon: Choco?
tehfewl: summon choco/mog
vinopinguino: Big bird and Lil dude
Shadowsoflife: wark
adept_nekomancer: A fine birb.
YeetTheRich_: @Juliamon saturday actually
r10pez10: sagas breaking the guessing format
YeetTheRich_: timezones are silly
HadesLeprechaun: getting a bunch of rules text in that 'image crop' helps, lol
Juliamon: YeetTheRich_ we're talking about the LRRMtG streams, not FNPF
LaeliaTBR: seismic snese
Stardackk: sizemic senses
Serpens77: Seismic sense
vinopinguino: Seismic
RockPusher: r10pez10 I don't know if it was so much the saga as the very obvious chocobo
r10pez10: granted, cropping to the art in sagas would probably still tell you it was a saga
vinopinguino: Toph pulling the ol daredevil
YeetTheRich_: @Juliamon oh mb
miles_schmuck: how did know already just by the picture
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r10pez10: it's very new
Serpens77: savai triome
vinopinguino: Trío me?
Mindfire13: Wind-scarred crag
vinopinguino: Triome
Redartifice: 45!
vinopinguino: Idk which one
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Flamennight: CRAIG
tehfewl: Craig
r10pez10: lot of people died on this triome
Shadowsoflife:
vinopinguino: Oh yeah nvm
vinopinguino: Lol
tehfewl: faiths fetters
miles_schmuck: Faith Feathers
3and4fifths: Fates fetters
Dr_fragenstien: crap i know what this does but not it's name
r10pez10: funniest thing to put on planeswalkers
Dr_fragenstien: pacify +4 life
Mindfire13: faith's fetters
absoluteseeker: Teval's Judgement
Mindfire13: Teval's Judgement
Infinityplus: teval's judgement
r10pez10: whenever wheeler isn't in chat guessing the cards from the art
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Mindfire13: feed the swarm
sChaosagent: Feed the Swarm
admiral_sky_: feed the swarm
ort_chan: IT'S PIKACHU
vinopinguino: Swarm
HadesLeprechaun: Design Mistake (kidding...kindof)
Mindfire13: claustiphobia
admiral_sky_: claustrophobia
Infinityplus: should be an instant tbh
cheezweazl: Claustraphobia
Diabore: claustrophobia
vinopinguino: Love this aet
vinopinguino: Art
A_Dub888: Hi friends, how we cubin??
r10pez10: really conveys the feeling
glitched_goddess: it so perfectly captures claustrophobia lol
r10pez10: unbeatable is so good
DigitalSeahorse: Alex has sugar plum on his head?
e_bloc: does alex know his ball is showing
r10pez10: oh man monoblack
LRRbot: Faceless Haven | Snow Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {S}{S}{S}: This land becomes a 4/3 creature with vigilance and all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.
Serpens77: we've had Mishra's and Urza's, not it's time for Alex's Bauble
Sorator13: !card snow-field sinkhole
LRRbot: Snowfield Sinkhole | Snow Land — Plains Swamp | This land enters tapped.
Serpens77: *now
LRRbot: Legions of Lim-Dûl [1BB] | Creature — Zombie [2/3] | Snow swampwalk
LRRbot: Night Scythe [3] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/1] | Flying / Invasion Beams — When this Vehicle enters, create a 2/2 black Necron Warrior artifact creature token. / Crew 2
r10pez10: hahahaha
northos: oh that card is messed up for an uncommon
MegaDosX: I love the Kaldheim snow duals as budget duals for Commander, since they can be fetched off things like Farseek
Desruprot: Snow Swampwalk is so specific
Serpens77: @northos rarity from Commander Precons is kind of just a "serving suggestion" lol
LRRbot: Maskwood Nexus [4] | Artifact | Creatures you control are every creature type. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield. / {3}, {T}: Create a 2/2 blue Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.
Cptasparagus: Parnance check on Nellys deck name?
Cptasparagus: or did I not get the joke
DigitalSeahorse: I just spent over an hour trying to connect to a europe server in Party Animals and had rotten modem and updates luck so I failed but at least cleared up my modem speed issue for now
Desruprot: @Serpens77 if I remember its based on the number of decks within the set of decks
MegaDosX: Did Nelson mean to not play a land?
LRRbot: Gangrenous Zombies [1BB] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | {T}, Sacrifice this creature: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature and each player. If you control a snow Swamp, this creature deals 2 damage to each creature and each player instead.
LRRbot: Extremely Slow Zombie [1B] | Creature — Zombie [3/3] | Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)
DigitalSeahorse:
Desruprot: good ol Last strike
LRRbot: Sarulf, Realm Eater [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [3/3] | Whenever a permanent an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Sarulf. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if Sarulf has one or more +1/+1 counters on it, you may remove all of them. If you do, exile each other nonland permanent with mana value less than or equal to the number of counters removed this way.
properlyfish: Incredible mix of cards in play right now lol
LRRbot: Shinka, the Bloodsoaked Keep | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {R}. / {R}, {T}: Target legendary creature gains first strike until end of turn.
LRRbot: Honden of Cleansing Fire [3W] | Legendary Enchantment — Shrine | At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 2 life for each Shrine you control.
r10pez10: oh no a shrine
e_bloc: oh
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Sorator13: Cori's a treasure, but that's a changeling!
Aceviru: Haha
cheezweazl: RIP David Lynch
DigitalSeahorse:
TeaGarrison: Noted. I wont do that
HadesLeprechaun: I appreciate that David Lynch never admitted how that puppet was made
TheWanderingNomad: Hey Chat just got here - so what makes this a "Snow" Cube?
Sorator13: what token types are the other lrrsfolk?
Stardackk: what is going on with the deck names
cheezweazl: Yeah, very on brand
theamc2000: the Snube
Sorator13: @TheWanderingNomad Lots of stuff that cares about snow lands, and also stuff with snow in the artwork
TheWanderingNomad:
@Sorator13 So basically all of Coldsnap and Kaldheim? 
frozenphoenix7: @TheWanderingNomad All cards care about snow or have snow(or related to snow, ice, etc.) in the art
Sorator13: Well, not /all/, but yes, lots
Sorator13: and Ice Age
TheWanderingNomad:
Thank you Sorator, Phoenix 
Juliamon: Sometimes it's just a little snow in the background of the art, because... that's the best they could do
Aceviru: @TheWanderingNomad Modern Horizons had snow if I recall correctly.
Sorator13: that snow swampwalk (snawpwalk?) sure is a problem
frozenphoenix7: @Aceviru The first one did, yeah.
Juliamon: oh, life totals are looking a little chilly
frozenphoenix7: Good old Arcum's Astrolabe....
Krautty: Did he put that card in his graveyard or exile? Looks like grave, but should be exile
Aceviru: No please anything but that card
lamina5432: seralf is as good as I remember
LRRbot: Invigorating Hot Spring [1RG] | Enchantment | This enchantment enters with four +1/+1 counters on it. / Modified creatures you control have haste. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from this enchantment: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.
Cptasparagus: hot monke in your area
cmdrud87: aah, the onsen
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Aceviru Don't say anything, because with a collection as broad as this you might get your wish
LRRbot: Evil Presents [2BB] | Sorcery | Put a creature card from your hand into play under target opponent's control. That creature attacks each turn if able . . . and always attacks its controller.
Desruprot: nice
LRRbot: Zombie Musher [3B] | Snow Creature — Zombie [2/3] | Snow landwalk / {S}: Regenerate this creature.
MegaDosX: What a strange card lmao
Cptasparagus: very defeated by crew
loufghyslaufey: An 3 V i L E. . . Presence, opponent
Sorator13: Wheeler... you're a genius. An evil genius.
Juliamon: most of the HHO cards are strange in that way
CuteTeaGoat: on the declare blockers step on your turn i guess
MegaDosX: Oh yeah crew does stop it working
r10pez10: holiday cards are silver border
LRRbot: Relic of Legends [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Tap an untapped legendary creature you control: Add one mana of any color.
Aceviru: It's a good edh card
Sorator13:
no, Consider does something different
LRRbot: Old One Eye [5G] | Legendary Creature — Tyranid [6/6] | Trample / Other creatures you control have trample. / When Old One Eye enters, create a 5/5 green Tyranid creature token. / Fast Healing — At the beginning of your first main phase, you may discard two cards. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
MegaDosX: He chonky
e_bloc: one old eye
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r10pez10: i didn't know the tyranids were from a snow planet
LRRbot: Rise of the Dread Marn [2B] | Instant | Create X 2/2 black Zombie Berserker creature tokens, where X is the number of nontoken creatures that died this turn. / Foretell {B}
Sorator13: Yeah, could've used the "attack self" creature to crew, but didn't matter
MegaDosX: Love Rise of the Dread Marn
r10pez10: good goofy cube
johnnylongtorso: oh yeah!
MegaDosX: Kool Aid Man
TheWanderingNomad: Ol' YEAH!
DigitalSeahorse:
Tattybojangles69: Old one eye is the drunk uncle of Christmas
HadesLeprechaun: a chimney? meaning you have a fireplace? in this economy?
r10pez10: not if they didn't have snow in the art
LoadingReadyRun: Genestealers absorbed Santa's genetic material
DigitalSeahorse: OH YEAH, oh no
TheDevil_Risen: that's a very sad movie for christmas
Desruprot: isn't 40k Christmas thing Ork related, like Grotmas?
Sorator13: @loufghyslaufey well, they'd need to care about snow or have snow in the art to make it into the cube
saintguard: They love denim!
loufghyslaufey: How is there no gift-wrapped emote in the public emote palette at this point of Twitch?
Sorator13: so that limits the list considerably
johnnylongtorso: Gene Steelers Chevrolet
sporkraptor: geneliberators
freshmaker__: Gene Wilders
curley_d: they've kidnapped a Kiss band member
LRRbot: Champion of the Perished [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | Whenever another Zombie you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Woodland Chasm | Snow Land — Swamp Forest | This land enters tapped.
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Emperor of Bones [1B] | Creature — Skeleton Noble [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / {1}{B}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, put a creature card exiled with this creature onto the battlefield under your control with a finality counter on it. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
Sorator13: oh hello emperor
LRRbot: Gangrenous Zombies [1BB] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | {T}, Sacrifice this creature: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature and each player. If you control a snow Swamp, this creature deals 2 damage to each creature and each player instead.
Aceviru: Why hello there
tehfewl: real magic card alert
MegaDosX:
Does Ulamog have snow in its background? 
LRRbot: Sarulf, Realm Eater [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [3/3] | Whenever a permanent an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Sarulf. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if Sarulf has one or more +1/+1 counters on it, you may remove all of them. If you do, exile each other nonland permanent with mana value less than or equal to the number of counters removed this way.
curley_d: modern horizons? didnt realize this was a power cube
LRRbot: Faceless Haven | Snow Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {S}{S}{S}: This land becomes a 4/3 creature with vigilance and all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.
Sorator13: Sarulf costing 3 is wild
LRRbot: Zombie Musher [3B] | Snow Creature — Zombie [2/3] | Snow landwalk / {S}: Regenerate this creature.
loufghyslaufey: But they didn't make spells that cared about "Desert-filled lands?" Disappointing, Gavin...
Juliamon: that was Amonkhet
loufghyslaufey: Or Desert-covered mana? Or Cave-buried mana?
DigitalSeahorse: THICC
LRRbot: Sarulf's Packmate [3G] | Creature — Wolf [3/3] | When this creature enters, draw a card. / Foretell {1}{G}
LRRbot: Zuko's Conviction [B] | Instant | Kicker {4} / Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If this spell was kicked, instead put that card onto the battlefield tapped.
loufghyslaufey: I thought they'd "Commandered?" a Desert-themed precon at one point?
Sorator13: Sarulf's Packmate in shambles
LRRbot: Maelstrom Pulse [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target nonland permanent and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent.
Desruprot: @loufghyslaufey Snow Covered Desert is possible
Desruprot: at least with types
Sorator13: also IRL!
theamc2000: also in real life
LRRbot: Bog Humbugs [1B] | Creature — Insect [1/1] | Flying / Whenever Bog Humbugs deals combat damage, hum that many notes of a festive song. If you can, put a +1/+1 counter on Bog Humbugs.
loufghyslaufey: Well there's a Planar Nexus from MH3 precon... please don't be an expensive one...!?
DigitalSeahorse: hmmm hmmm hmm hmmmmmmmm
LRRbot: Night Scythe [3] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/1] | Flying / Invasion Beams — When this Vehicle enters, create a 2/2 black Necron Warrior artifact creature token. / Crew 2
DigitalSeahorse: hmm hmm hmm hmmmmmmmm
DigitalSeahorse: hummm hum hum hum
brainbosh: How well can you hum one note of a song lol
DigitalSeahorse: hummmm hum hum hum?
theamc2000: hmm
DigitalSeahorse: hum hum hum
TheDevil_Risen: *honk*
niccus: you have to declare your key first
LRRbot: Phyrexian Soulgorger [3] | Snow Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Construct [8/8] | Cumulative upkeep—Sacrifice a creature.
DigitalSeahorse: humhumhum
Sorator13: Uh oh
loufghyslaufey: Hold up! Thunder Junction has Deserts! Recency betrayal!
DigitalSeahorse: hum
DigitalSeahorse: humhum
LRRbot: Rampage of the Valkyries [3WB] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying and vigilance. / Whenever an Angel you control dies, each other player sacrifices a creature of their choice.
Aceviru: Oh fuu
Sorator13: I don't think that's a Christmas song, Nelly
imreallybored1991: alex is legit goated af
LRRbot: Deepfire Elemental [4BR] | Creature — Elemental [4/4] | {X}{X}{1}: Destroy target artifact or creature with mana value X.
DigitalSeahorse: even the numbers have snow on them
theamc2000: that is cool art
loufghyslaufey: Sl
DigitalSeahorse: the snow on font makes it harder to read names tho
loufghyslaufey: I mean, flippin'...
CuteTeaGoat: good at killing tokens i guess
LRRbot: Deathmark [B] | Sorcery | Destroy target green or white creature.
DigitalSeahorse: as if we don't know who it is
LRRbot: Honden of Cleansing Fire [3W] | Legendary Enchantment — Shrine | At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 2 life for each Shrine you control.
loufghyslaufey: !card colossal rattlewurm
LRRbot: Colossal Rattlewurm [2GG] | Creature — Wurm [6/5] | Colossal Rattlewurm has flash as long as you control a Desert. / Trample / {1}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Search your library for a Desert card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Sorator13: Those holiday cards are Weird
vinopinguino: the cupcake is frosted!
LRRbot: Dark Depths | Legendary Snow Land | Dark Depths enters with ten ice counters on it. / {3}: Remove an ice counter from Dark Depths. / When Dark Depths has no ice counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.
Sorator13: I like em
LRRbot: Stocking Tiger [5] | Artifact Creature — Cat Construct [3/3] | Stocking Tiger enters with a sealed Magic booster pack under it. / When Stocking Tiger deals combat damage to a player, unwrap the booster pack and put it into your hand.
Sorator13: Incredible
LRRbot: Soul Spike [5BB] | Instant | You may exile two black cards from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Soul Spike deals 4 damage to any target and you gain 4 life.
Sorator13: rotate the persons!
Aceviru:
Sorator13: dooo dooo do do dooo
Sorator13: That counts as a holiday song,r ight? Desert Bus is a holiday!
eldencoffee: wanna see Ben with snow deck, I wonder what's there
Aceviru: MTG every Wednesday*
TeaGarrison:
loufghyslaufey: Huh
DigitalSeahorse: western?
TheWanderingNomad:
It does sound very home on ther ange-y 
loufghyslaufey: Somehow WOTC(Wizards) updated their terms of service...
Sorator13: ooh, group hug cube next week
Sorator13: that'll have some gift cards @loufghyslaufey
DigitalSeahorse: is this the part of Road Quest where they panned for gold?
loufghyslaufey: Is this fine or is there a shorter version?
loufghyslaufey: @Sorator13 That's fine. I kind of moved on to Wizards "Terms of Service"
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raulghoulia: who here is in shrines
LRRbot: Frostling [R] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | Sacrifice this creature: It deals 1 damage to target creature.
cheshire_creeper: That's a good card
Sorator13: @raulghoulia Cori said she got one, IIRC
Cptasparagus: is this the spirit of christmas?
LRRbot: Marit Lage's Slumber [1U] | Legendary Snow Enchantment | Whenever Marit Lage's Slumber or another snow permanent you control enters, scry 1. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control ten or more snow permanents, sacrifice Marit Lage's Slumber. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.
definenull: Uh oj
nan_de_mo_nai: this card is so good lol
calculated_uncertainties: Makin' it snow for snow cube
TheWanderingNomad: Oh boi
Aceviru: !card mogg fanatic
LRRbot: Mogg Fanatic [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.
r10pez10: surprisingly good
A_Dub888: Snowscencion
Hangedman: need the snity's blessing
johnnylongtorso: good thing rakdos has plenty of ways to deal with enchantments
Sorator13: snow land? scry land!
LRRbot: Chaos Wrap [2R] | Instant | The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library. Then they may look at the top card of their library and may wrap it. If it's a permanent card, they may put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, they may put it onto the battlefield face down as a 4/4 red Present creature.
loufghyslaufey: @definenull Or? OR? Imagine, "Energy-Charged" Basics?
definenull: Does wrapping matter?
r10pez10: that's goofy
Desruprot: good ol Chaos Wrap
Sorator13: The wrapping is what makes it a present
Desruprot: @definenull depends if you want the gift to be seen
Vinewood_OG: Sleevducken?
Fruan: Probably don't need to go all out wrapping a land, but you COULD
Sorator13: well, do you want to ramp? you don't *have* to
niccus: do you want a very safe forest nonetheless
arbysgaming38: it says may
Dr_fragenstien: you could get the 4/4 if you wanted it, but land is good
johnnylongtorso: it can only be a 4/4 if it's not a permanent
LRRbot: Ohran Viper [1GG] | Snow Creature — Snake [1/3] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature at end of combat. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
calculated_uncertainties: @Vinewood_OG are all boxed decks just sleeveduckens?
adept_nekomancer: It has the deathtouch we have at home.
Sorator13: Deathtouch the long way
LRRbot: Chill to the Bone [3B] | Instant | Destroy target nonsnow creature.
Dr_fragenstien: @johnnylongtorso it says you MAY put it on the battlefield if it's a permanent. OTHERWISE (aka if you choose not to because it's a may) you put it in as a 4/4
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LRRbot: Goblinslide [2R] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token with haste.
vinopinguino: i hear they are "cold blooded"
HadesLeprechaun: stone cold unplayable in snow cube, lol
e_bloc: chilling
glitched_goddess: whatever he wants to
vinopinguino: @HadesLeprechaun steve austin
Desruprot: you snow it
LoadingReadyRun:
are there any snow snakes in the real world?
Bionull: Me trying to play kill 4+ power in Bloomburrow without knowing
LRRbot: Jorn, God of Winter [2G] (back: Kaldring, the Rimestaff) | Legendary Snow Creature — God [3/3] | Whenever Jorn attacks, untap each snow permanent you control.
johnnylongtorso: snakes are cold-blooded, so it seems unlikely
Juliamon: I suspect snow is bad for cold-bloodedness
vinopinguino: who up jorn'ing they snow snake?
Serpens77: if Jorn is GOd of Winter, why is he so hot? 🤔
TheWanderingNomad:
Going for snow in the Snow Cube? Perish the thought
LRRbot: Kaldring, the Rimestaff [1UB] (front: Jorn, God of Winter) | Legendary Snow Artifact | {T}: You may play target snow permanent card from your graveyard this turn. If you do, it enters tapped.
tehfewl: ur a staff
LRRbot: Ruthless Waterbender [1B] | Creature — Human Soldier Ally [1/3] | Waterbend {2}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Activate only during your turn.
loufghyslaufey: Dang it. Which precon has the Planar Nexus?
HadesLeprechaun: Omo
northos: chromeshell crab?!
adept_nekomancer:
Sorator13: He'll never live that down
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curley_d: planar nexus was in the omo precon
LRRbot: Isu the Abominable [3UU] | Legendary Snow Creature — Yeti [5/5] | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play snow lands and cast snow spells from the top of your library. / Whenever another snow permanent you control enters, you may pay {G}, {W}, or {U}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Isu.
HadesLeprechaun: Bumble?!
Diabore: under your control
anhakha: I love Isu...
Diabore: 3 very important words
anhakha: It's my Christmas Commander deck.
definenull: Magic the gathering
imreallybored1991: holy based
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johnnylongtorso: Bugs Bunny tunneling through the snow
LRRbot: Chill to the Bone [3B] | Instant | Destroy target nonsnow creature.
LRRbot: Icefeather Aven [GU] | Creature — Bird Shaman [2/2] | Flying / Morph {1}{G}{U} / When this creature is turned face up, you may return another target creature to its owner's hand.
UtilityPunk: It's an ice creature. Very different from snow
LRRbot: Time of Ice [3U] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II — Tap target creature an opponent controls. It doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as you control this Saga. / III — Return all tapped creatures to their owners' hands.
johnnylongtorso: there are more Yeti than I would have guessed
anosognostic: icefeather gang
Sorator13: yeah, I was kinda hoping Ben would pay 1 to flip it and make the spell fizzle, but oh well
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Queen of Ice // Rage of Winter | Queen of Ice [2U] | Creature — Human Noble Wizard [2/3] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, tap that creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. // Rage of Winter [1U] | Sorcery — Adventure | Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
Sorator13: counterless stunned
UtilityPunk: Ben here with his big brain solving years of MtG player problems
LRRbot: Narfi, Betrayer King [3UB] | Legendary Snow Creature — Zombie Wizard [4/3] | Other snow and Zombie creatures you control get +1/+1. / {S}{S}{S}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
definenull: narf!
vinopinguino: snarf
Aceviru: Eyy snow wizard
UtilityPunk: This deck's popping off
Sorator13: Ben, your deck is insane
Desruprot: Magic: The Gathering
LRRbot: Balduvian Atrocity [2B] | Creature — Phyrexian Berserker [2/3] | Kicker {R} / Menace / When this creature enters, if it was kicked, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
LoadingReadyRun:
"Hey Narfi, Betrayer King, what are you doing" "....Nothing..."
LRRbot: Spectral Denial [XU] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature you control with power 4 or greater. / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}.
Diabore: bens a criminal
vinopinguino: what the dog doin?
adept_nekomancer: If you're cold, the goblins are cold. Let them in.
UtilityPunk: The goblin saw its shadow, but it couldn't get back in the hole in time. 3 more weeks of winter
imreallybored1991: I just ate a snickers ice cream bar, it was good
Diabore: JUDGE
Sorator13: WOW
DarkSVermoth:
not fair, obviously ben drafted perfectly to counter cori
Travilogue: For PPR, outside help not so good. During FNPF, whatever.
LRRbot: Sulfurous Mire | Snow Land — Swamp Mountain | This land enters tapped.
DigitalSeahorse: tasty blame
LRRbot: Ascendant Spirit [U] | Snow Creature — Spirit [1/1] | {S}{S}: This creature becomes a Spirit Warrior with base power and toughness 2/3. / {S}{S}{S}: If this creature is a Warrior, put a flying counter on it and it becomes a Spirit Warrior Angel with base power and toughness 4/4. / {S}{S}{S}{S}: If this creature is an Angel, put two +1/+1 counters on it and it gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
Aceviru: Is she single
Diabore: snevel up
loufghyslaufey: @HadesLeprechaun Thank you for that. At least the Collector's Edition adverted potential stonk value of the normal one. 130+ US just for Collector's? Yikes.
Diabore: slurm
vinopinguino: its the ooze
DigitalSeahorse: Simpsons clip of Grandpa entering and exiting
iris_of_ether: It's *so green*
TheDevil_Risen: Glurp!
adept_nekomancer: It's glurp!
definenull: Bring out the gieger counter
cheshire_creeper: ohhhhh...that looks kinda tasty...
LRRbot: Whisperer of the Wilds [1G] | Creature — Human Shaman [0/2] | {T}: Add {G}. / Ferocious — {T}: Add {G}{G}. Activate only if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.
Aceviru: Oooh cucumber Powerade?
Diabore: shhhh
loufghyslaufey: Some kind of... "Beje Blest," or what?
LRRbot: Blood Bairn [2B] | Creature — Vampire [2/2] | Sacrifice another creature: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
iris_of_ether:
TheWanderingNomad: Smol sanguine child
LRRbot: Tendo Ice Bridge | Land | This land enters with a charge counter on it. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Remove a charge counter from this land: Add one mana of any color.
UtilityPunk: Taking the bead off collapses the bridge
Diabore: tendo ice bridge, not a snow land
iris_of_ether: I could go for some chicken tendo
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LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Nintendo has an Ice Bridge?
UtilityPunk: Noticing a theme. Icy things aren't snow typed
johnnylongtorso: tae kwan tae kwan tae kwan do!
iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
LRRbot: Goblin Snowman [3R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Whenever this creature blocks, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by it this turn. / {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature it's blocking.
goblin_snowman: Hell yeah!!!
adept_nekomancer: 3 goblins in a snovercoat
memnus: Ten-year-old me LOVED this card
iris_of_ether:
Aceviru: But the art
Aceviru: Peak
UtilityPunk:
Strength in numbers? Nah, let's do a snowman ambush SnowTime
Diabore: JUDGE ice bridge doesnt make snow mana
LRRbot: Tendo Ice Bridge | Land | This land enters with a charge counter on it. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Remove a charge counter from this land: Add one mana of any color.
definenull: well it isn't a snow bridge, is it ben?
Diabore: stupid bridge
Serpens77: there's no mana like snow mana like no mana I know
Sorator13: yeah, it makes Ice mana
LRRbot: Frostwalla [2G] | Snow Creature — Lizard [2/2] | {S}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
Diabore: stacking that ability is fun
LoadingReadyRun: are there lands that make snow-colorless mana?
Diabore: they usually die fast but its fun
johnnylongtorso: snow-covered wastes are a thing
Sorator13: I'm almost certain there are, yes
FlargBlarg: @LoadingReadyRun snow wastes do exist
johnnylongtorso: don't eat the yellow snow mana
InfiniTokens: Evening!
LRRbot: Atarka Pummeler [4R] | Creature — Ogre Warrior [4/5] | Formidable — {3}{R}{R}: Creatures you control gain menace until end of turn. Activate only if creatures you control have total power 8 or greater.
Masslost: Whisperer of the Wilds is Ferocious now right?
Sorator13: @InfiniTokens ahoy!
8000power: @LoadingReadyRun Mouth of Ronom
Diabore: i remember formi dabl e
Sorator13: Per LLRbot, yes, it has
loufghyslaufey: @8000power "Somehow Planar Nexus..." <(=w=)>
InfiniTokens: When a 'love tap' is full on pummeling
Aceviru: Lmao
Diabore: maybe use beads and +1/1?
LRRbot: Peerless Samurai [2R] | Creature — Human Samurai [2/3] | Menace / Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, the next spell you cast this turn costs {1} less to cast.
InfiniTokens: That IS pretty cute, I love that
Aceviru: Gonna have to shovel it before y'all leave
InfiniTokens: Reminds me of NY. Several feet of snow that is now mushy and wet.
Sorator13: !card cryogen relic
LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
InfiniTokens: Did I give you guys dry erase counters too? I can't remember.
LRRbot: Tresserhorn Sinks | Snow Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
Sorator13: did Ben draw?
James_the_Dabbler: @Sorator13 Yeah
Sorator13: cool, missed it
LRRbot: Blessing of Frost [3G] | Snow Sorcery | Distribute X +1/+1 counters among any number of creatures you control, where X is the amount of {S} spent to cast this spell. Then draw a card for each creature you control with power 4 or greater.
Staryx__:
@InfiniTokens This was my neck of NY last week.
Sorator13: @InfiniTokens They've definitely used them at other times
Aceviru: Ouphe
LoadingReadyRun:
my plan was a snow plow comes by to clear the snow during commercial breaks, but I could leave it piling up, I guess
LRRbot: Season's Beatings [RRRR] | Sorcery | Family gathering — Each creature target player controls deals damage equal to its power to another random creature that player controls.
LRRbot: Rimefeather Owl [5UU] | Snow Creature — Bird [*/*] | Flying / Rimefeather Owl's power and toughness are each equal to the number of snow permanents on the battlefield. / {1}{S}: Put an ice counter on target permanent. / Permanents with ice counters on them are snow.
vinopinguino: oh the owl is goood
UtilityPunk: @LoadingReadyRun Works for Edmonton
northos: lol the owl was in one of the coldsnap starter decks I think, my brother used to beat me up with it all the time
LRRbot: Goblin Sleigh Ride [1R] | Sorcery | Target creature you control climbs into Goblin Sleigh Ride. You slide them on their merry way. If the creature stayed on, it deals damage equal to its toughness to each other creature touched during the slide.
HadesLeprechaun: incredibly, extremely good in just this cube, and unplayable nearly anywhere else, lol
InfiniTokens: "My bad."
Diabore: thats ok ben
Dog_of_Myth: Sadness is on the stack
LRRbot: Shackles of Treachery [2R] | Sorcery | Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. Until end of turn, it gains haste and "Whenever this creature deals damage, destroy target Equipment attached to it."
InfiniTokens: "Snow cube" it should be playing "Igloo"
xtc_subzero_ctx: Coldsnap!
Aceviru: Bai Ben
TheWanderingNomad: Safe driving Ben!
vinopinguino: bye ben!
lamina5432: o7
KaleidoscopeMind: bai!
Aceviru:
vinopinguino: merry holidays to you and yours!
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Safe drive!
Aceviru: May you get another $150
UtilityPunk:
If there was a white elephant gift exchange draft, you could steal the best decks at the table 
Aceviru: And a queen shirt
HadesLeprechaun: cold take: Into the North is strictly better Rampant Growth because now there are snow duals it can grab, and you just replace all your basics with snow basics
ghizmou: woah
ghizmou: looks like antifreeze fluid
Aceviru: Oh the drink. Yeah kinda. The generic one for most vehicles
Aceviru: I'm used to it being pink/red due to mostly because I drive Asian vehicles
Aceviru: I English well
Juliamon: Sports drinks always appealed to me for that very reason. We had a cabin in Vermont that we'd put antifreeze into the septic system whenever we closed up for the winter, and it always looked so yummy.
vinopinguino: lessgo
Serpens77: Kathleen gets straight to it
NotCainNorAbel: SOOOO BIG
vinopinguino: wheeler looks huge
johnnylongtorso: I feel like I'm about to have my lunch money taken
InfiniTokens: Feet content behind Paywall- got it.
KaleidoscopeMind: Kathleen is a nelf (tiny)
TeaGarrison: you don’t get this amount of size contrast often
Cptasparagus: Sir Urge
curley_d: Sir ge
LSRubin: Sir Urge, the Unrepentent
Mustang_Redcloak: He can't keep getting away with this
vinopinguino: says the luckiest person in the room
Aceviru: Hahaha
e_bloc: I dunno, somebody up there likes me
niccus: one day, the lrr luck-off
curley_d: lrr poker night again
Cptasparagus: I used your affiliate code for a christmas present!
Sorator13: statistically, some people have things go their way more often than other people
vinopinguino: santa brings gifts tho...
LRRbot: Ice Tunnel | Snow Land — Island Swamp | This land enters tapped.
hd_dabnado: oh i should do my shopping
Blip2004: I did mine today
r10pez10: spending time beats giving gifts
stnrwzrd: ice tunnel best tunnel
LRRbot: Arcum's Astrolabe [S] | Snow Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
lamina5432: I need to do stocking stuffers only
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calculated_uncertainties: 5 color good stuff
Aceviru: Card sleeves make good stocking stuffers
LRRbot: Frost Augur [U] | Snow Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | {S}, {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a snow card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand.
Mustang_Redcloak: How many of the "best" cards are from Modern Horizons?
circusofkirkus: also the best card in the set
tehfewl: i think jorn is the best card in the cube
LRRbot: Coldsteel Heart [2] | Snow Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / As this artifact enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
vinopinguino: @Mustang_Redcloak yes
Sorator13: oof
LRRbot: Icehide Troll [2G] | Snow Creature — Troll Warrior [2/3] | {S}{S}: This creature gets +2/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.
LRRbot: Spirit of the Aldergard [3G] | Snow Creature — Bear Spirit [0/4] | When this creature enters, search your library for a snow land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / This creature gets +1/+0 for each other snow permanent you control.
NotCainNorAbel:
snow is piling up
Aceviru: Ye
LRRbot: Hopeful Initiate [W] | Creature — Human Warlock [1/2] | Training / {2}{W}, Remove two +1/+1 counters from among creatures you control: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
DigitalSeahorse: yup
Sorator13: That is what happens when it snows
LSRubin: gonna have to put the chains on the card reader
hd_dabnado: be sure to heat up your cards
DigitalSeahorse: the names look better now
hd_dabnado: you dont want ice to form on them
UtilityPunk: @Sorator13 Dreaming of a white christmas
LRRbot: Deep Freeze [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 0/4, has defender, loses all other abilities, and is a blue Wall in addition to its other colors and types.
drcthulu: it doesn't count itself
DigitalSeahorse:
hd_dabnado: @Sorator13 hanakkah
DigitalSeahorse:
nuuu froze
vinopinguino: bear wall
LoadingReadyRun:
the names we a little hard to read when covered in snow
LRRbot: Ohran Frostfang [3GG] | Snow Creature — Snake [2/6] | Attacking creatures you control have deathtouch. / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Diabore: serge was right, then wheeler made serge off by 1
hd_dabnado: love this dude
DigitalSeahorse:
wall
LRRbot: Jill, Shiva's Dominant [2U] (back: Shiva, Warden of Ice) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Warrior [2/2] | When Jill enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / {3}{U}{U}, {T}: Exile Jill, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
Diabore: greater power
vinopinguino: damn wheeler
TheWanderingNomad:
Damn Wheeler
Diabore: i believe no
vinopinguino: someone's on the naughty list
Serpens77: Serge's kryptonite is words on Magic cards
lamina5432: it's a two step check if I remember
InfiniTokens: Merry Chrysler!
UtilityPunk: Oh yeah, training needs you t have protein counters
Aceviru:
Sorator13:
vinopinguino: we appreciate yall!
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johnnylongtorso: happy Honda Days to those who celebrate
Aceviru: Woah
stnrwzrd:
Diabore: what do you mean "a" creature??? gavin
LRRbot: Replicating Ring [3] | Snow Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / At the beginning of your upkeep, put a night counter on this artifact. Then if it has eight or more night counters on it, remove all of them and create eight colorless snow artifact tokens named Replicated Ring with "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
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Sorator13: oh I love that card
LRRbot: Frost Lynx [2U] | Creature — Elemental Cat [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
Sorator13: it's... not good, but Iove it
LSRubin: @johnnylongtorso and a merry Toyotathon to you too!
LRRbot: Abominable Treefolk [2GU] | Snow Creature — Treefolk [*/*] | Trample / Abominable Treefolk's power and toughness are each equal to the number of snow permanents you control. / When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
InfiniTokens: @johnnylongtorso Not everyone here drives.
Drum0_0: Ben did.
ghizmou: bye ben
Sorator13: Ben, did you see Ben's deck? Cause he got a Lot of em
Diabore: notably the treefolk was an open for serge
vinopinguino: we need a serge vs ben match
Diabore: @vinopinguino we're watching one
hd_dabnado: is the wrath Blood on the Snow?
Diabore:
LRRbot: Snow Day [4UU] | Instant | Tap up to two target creatures. Those creatures don't untap during their controller's next untap step. / Draw two cards, then discard a card.
vinopinguino: @Diabore i see what you did there
LRRbot: Conifer Wurm [4G] | Snow Creature — Wurm [4/4] | Trample / {3}{G}: This creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of snow permanents you control.
Diabore: oh that kills the wheeler
curley_d: amazing draft serge
vinopinguino: snow plow
Diabore: its 2 counters now yeah?
Aceviru: It wasn't in German so Wheeler can't read it
vinopinguino: mr. plow, that name again, is mr. plow
Diabore: because he cast lynx with it?
LRRbot: Icy Manipulator [4] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Tap target artifact, creature, or land.
Diabore: MY NIPS
Cptasparagus: Icy man nips
curley_d: LETS GO
Aceviru: Hahaha
James_the_Dabbler: Oh my nips
Dog_of_Myth:
hd_dabnado: good one
vinopinguino: damn wheeler lol
damela42: @Diabore I believe you are correct.
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Sorator13:
vinopinguino: hahaha
Aceviru: K fried chicken. Ooo
vinopinguino: ouch
loufghyslaufey:
Wait, wait! 4 disen- dis- d- 
, why?
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Sorator13: speaking of places to insert yours-
vinopinguino: great vamping
raulghoulia: vote lizard
Sorator13: serge pls
TheWanderingNomad:
Can I get thata gain?
LRRbot: Squall Drifter [1W] | Snow Creature — Elemental [1/1] | Flying / {W}, {T}: Tap target creature.
LRRbot: Replicating Ring [3] | Snow Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / At the beginning of your upkeep, put a night counter on this artifact. Then if it has eight or more night counters on it, remove all of them and create eight colorless snow artifact tokens named Replicated Ring with "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
LRRbot: Frost Augur [U] | Snow Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | {S}, {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a snow card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand.
Sorator13: Squall did what now?
LRRbot: Search for Glory [2W] | Snow Sorcery | Search your library for a snow permanent card, a legendary card, or a Saga card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 1 life for each {S} spent to cast this spell.
LRRbot: Spirit of the Aldergard [3G] | Snow Creature — Bear Spirit [0/4] | When this creature enters, search your library for a snow land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / This creature gets +1/+0 for each other snow permanent you control.
loufghyslaufey: Wut-whiffter?
LRRbot: Sanctum of Stone Fangs [1B] | Legendary Enchantment — Shrine | At the beginning of your first main phase, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of Shrines you control.
Serpens77: Frost Auger? I barely frost know 'er!
InfiniTokens:
@Serpens77
protojman: card names I can hear over and over again for 2 and a half minutes
implode311: Enjoying snow element of winter arena vent
Aceviru: It was good
LRRbot: Scrying Sheets | Snow Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{S}, {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If that card is snow, you may reveal it and put it into your hand.
loufghyslaufey: (sighs) the silly bundles! Yes!
LRRbot: Frost Titan [4UU] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter that spell or ability unless its controller pays {2}. / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, tap target permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
Aceviru: Oh no
vinopinguino: sounds about right
Diabore: wonder why they didnt errata that one
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Yes, big. It's a Giant.
Sorator13: but... functionally is IS ward, right? There's not an actual difference other than "it's not the keyword"
Dr_fragenstien: wait is there a practical difference? It's a triggered ability and does spells and abilities, what does ward do that this doesn't?
pleonasticTautology: i think the snow on the card reader card should reset every time a card is read
LSRubin: Wheeler, "my frost has been tightened" was right there
Diabore: @Dr_fragenstien get stopped by nowhere to run
LRRbot: Phyrexian Ironfoot [3] | Snow Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Construct [3/4] | This creature doesn't untap during your untap step. / {1}{S}: Untap this creature.
Dr_fragenstien: !card nowhere to run
LRRbot: Nowhere to Run [1B] | Enchantment | Flash / When this enchantment enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / Creatures your opponents control can be the targets of spells and abilities as though they didn't have hexproof. Ward abilities of those creatures don't trigger.
Sorator13: !card nowhere to run
LRRbot: Nowhere to Run [1B] | Enchantment | Flash / When this enchantment enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / Creatures your opponents control can be the targets of spells and abilities as though they didn't have hexproof. Ward abilities of those creatures don't trigger.
vinopinguino: got em
LRRbot: Surrak and Goreclaw [4GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Bear [6/5] | Trample / Other creatures you control have trample. / Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on it. It gains haste until end of turn.
Sorator13: Ah. True, that is different.
pleonasticTautology: ah, triple bear
Dr_fragenstien: @Diabore if that's the only thing it should probably be eratta'd to ward like old shround/hexproof creatures did
definenull: it gets both sides of riot?!?
Diabore: @Sorator13 literally the only thing i can think of
loufghyslaufey: What? What do you MEAN(!?) Kaldheim didn't have snow-covered basics!?
loufghyslaufey: In bundles!?
LoadingReadyRun:
not gonna lie, I did do some research into doing a full falling snow physics simulation, but decided against it
Serpens77: @LoadingReadyRun wise
LRRbot: Frost Lynx [2U] | Creature — Elemental Cat [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun I'm honestly impressed by what you did put together during the stream
HadesLeprechaun: we appreciate you, Paul, this is definitely enough, lol
loufghyslaufey: @LoadingReadyRun For the... overlay?
LRRbot: Abominable Treefolk [2GU] | Snow Creature — Treefolk [*/*] | Trample / Abominable Treefolk's power and toughness are each equal to the number of snow permanents you control. / When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun listen, i know the hustle/fn versions of y'all aren't how y'all are in real life, but that's *getting there*
James_the_Dabbler: Good LORD
Sorator13: oh no, that guy's getting trained by the Abominable Treefolk!
Aceviru: Ouphe that bad?
LoadingReadyRun:
snow landing in the grooves and falling off the life total numbers when they change would be neat
InfiniTokens: "Scrying sheets" make sure not to put them in the dryer on hot.
Drum0_0:
Sorator13:
James_the_Dabbler:
stnrwzrd: abominable treefolk OP
LRRbot: Sanctum of Calm Waters [3U] | Legendary Enchantment — Shrine | At the beginning of your first main phase, you may draw X cards, where X is the number of Shrines you control. If you do, discard a card.
lamina5432: magic for the soul
vinopinguino: a second shrine has
InfiniTokens: @LoadingReadyRun Have a little dude come out and start making a snowman.
LRRbot: Ohran Frostfang [3GG] | Snow Creature — Snake [2/6] | Attacking creatures you control have deathtouch. / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Diabore: serge dont you dare blow up the shrines
LRRbot: Sungold Sentinel [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / Coven — {1}{W}: Choose a color. This creature gains hexproof from that color until end of turn and can't be blocked by creatures of that color this turn. Activate only if you control three or more creatures with different powers.
Aceviru: Hahaha
Dr_fragenstien: I wasn't here at the start, why are the shrines in this cube?>
Diabore: this is also bm
Dog_of_Myth:
stnrwzrd: true story
rogerivany: G Fog.
l0rdrollin: "now, Mr Wheeler, you have my permission to die"
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Training trigger.
Sorator13: yknow what, good point Serge
loufghyslaufey:
What? No, 
! Don't offer satisfaction Esc+Key+Concede!
curley_d: wheeler made the cube, wheeler dies by the cube
James_the_Dabbler: This is revenge for North 100 Showdown (The Canadian Highlander Throwdown)
LSRubin: let Serge cook, he's exorcising a whole year of North 100 Showdowns
goblin_snowman: at least wheeler can do hoof math
LRRbot: Moritte of the Frost [2GUU] | Legendary Snow Creature — Shapeshifter [0/0] | Changeling / You may have Moritte enter as a copy of a permanent you control, except it's legendary and snow in addition to its other types and, if it's a creature, it enters with two additional +1/+1 counters on it and has changeling.
northos:
who needs craterhoof 
vinopinguino: love to see it
TeaGarrison: not Moritte Richard
loufghyslaufey: Well, dang, the maker dies to his own making... therefore, "unmaking himself!?"
Diabore: blitzing through this fnpf
stnrwzrd: that was quite the avalanche from serge o.0
loufghyslaufey: Why does the cricket silence always implies it sounded better in my head?
Aceviru: Glad to see the snow wizards on cam. They may not do much, but it's honest work
loufghyslaufey: Can't tell if the split screen on this screen is better while chat is mkmentarily unlegible...
loufghyslaufey: *momentarily, gawd
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Marvoleath: Snube!
curley_d: hullo
e_bloc: the first snow cube, the best snow cube, the last snow cube
circusofkirkus: There's snow cube like this cube
circusofkirkus: like snow cube I know
definenull: well 3 people drafted shrines so...
e_bloc:
333
vinopinguino: jingle
LRRbot: Alpine Meadow | Snow Land — Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped.
LRRbot: Rime Tender [1G] | Snow Creature — Human Druid [2/2] | {T}: Untap another target snow permanent.
LRRbot: Ice Flan [4UU] | Creature — Elemental Ooze [5/4] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. / Islandcycling {2}
4 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
Dog_of_Myth: Heya raiders
LRRbot: Volatile Fjord | Snow Land — Island Mountain | This land enters tapped.
justalog96: Your white Latino is showing
JohnLockeCole: oh hey, foxmar raid
pleonasticTautology: we like the movie
e_bloc: I was yearning for the fjords
pleonasticTautology: i'm pining for the fjords
ButterBall000: Kathleen's right. The radioplay is the best version.
e_bloc: @pleonasticTautology that's the one!
LRRbot: Grand Warlord Radha [2RG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior [3/4] | Haste / Whenever one or more creatures you control attack, add that much mana in any combination of {R} and/or {G}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.
Cosmonautilis24: Ain't no blood on her sword...
LRRbot: Snow Mercy [2WW] | Snow Enchantment | Whenever a creature deals damage to you, put a globe counter on it. / {T}, {Q}, {T}, {Q}, {T}: Tap all creatures with globe counters on them.
pleonasticTautology: lmao
CartesianBear: Hey, Ya
freshmaker__: like a polaroid picture of a snowglobe
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Sorator13: that is excellent flavor text
l0rdrollin: what's colder than being cold?
e_bloc: it becomes part of the cast of st. elsewhere
Sorator13: @l0rdrollin snow cube!
Aceviru: Hahaha
justalog96: It's basically Parallax Wave
LRRbot: Wolverine, Best There Is [1RG] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Berserker Hero [2/2] | Unrivaled Lethality — Double all damage Wolverine would deal. / At the beginning of each end step, if Wolverine dealt damage to another creature this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on him. / {1}{G}: Regenerate Wolverine.
Aceviru: Yoo
LSRubin: lmao
Sorator13: surely you represent the globe counters with- yeah, those
Blip2004: was not expecting Wolverine to show up
LRRbot: Svella, Ice Shaper [1RG] | Legendary Snow Creature — Troll Warrior [2/4] | {3}, {T}: Create a colorless snow artifact token named Icy Manalith with "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / {6}{R}{G}, {T}: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may cast a spell from among them without paying its mana cost. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
HadesLeprechaun: Magic is no longer a real game
raulghoulia: hey a canadian magic card
niccus: what was the first explicitly canadian card?
Aceviru: @HadesLeprechaun Don't make me shake the snow globe
theamc2000: this is a cool mono white deck
theamc2000: as I can’t tell the snow duals
Territan: The Christmas Wolverine!
Sorator13: !card doomscar
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Sorator13: !card doom scar
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Sorator13: whelp
e_bloc: yeah but what about burying the creature
LRRbot: Frostweb Spider [2G] | Snow Creature — Spider [1/3] | Reach / Whenever this creature blocks a creature with flying, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature at end of combat.
adept_nekomancer: !card doomskar
LRRbot: Doomskar [3WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. / Foretell {1}{W}{W}
Sorator13: thank you
benjamin_wheeler: orcish lumberjack is Canadian
LRRbot: Dragonlord Ojutai [3WU] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [5/4] | Flying / Dragonlord Ojutai has hexproof as long as it's untapped. / Whenever Dragonlord Ojutai deals combat damage to a player, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
LRRbot: Goldspan Dragon [3RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying, haste / Whenever this creature attacks or becomes the target of a spell, create a Treasure token. / Treasures you control have "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add two mana of any one color."
Aceviru: Nice
curley_d: from misery to happiness otday?
e_bloc: that dragon knows how to anticipate
Reldnahcire: mmmm brownie
LRRbot: Icefall Regent [3UU] | Creature — Dragon [4/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as you control this creature. / Spells your opponents cast that target this creature cost {2} more to cast.
e_bloc: back ward two
Marvoleath: !card fyndhorn brownie
LRRbot: Fyndhorn Brownie [2G] | Creature — Ouphe [1/1] | {2}{G}, {T}: Untap target creature.
Sorator13: Only for spells, not abilities
Sealtest: doesnt she create a treasure since the dragon targgeted goldspan?
TeaGarrison: there is now Fyndhorn Brownie in Ba Sing Se
TeaGarrison: no*
LRRbot: Stalking Yeti [2RR] | Snow Creature — Yeti [3/3] | When this creature enters, if it's on the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls and that creature deals damage equal to its power to this creature. / {2}{S}: Return this creature to its owner's hand. Activate only as a sorcery.
Sorator13: @Sealtest No, goldspan is likewise only for spells, not abilities
UtilityPunk: Listening to the stream and I thought this was an uncard pun for Stocking Yeti that wears sweet leggings
Natedogg2: It's similar to, but not quite, a fight (it matters if the Yeti has infect - it'll shrink the other creature before that creature deals damage back to the Yeti)
cheshire_creeper: That's. That's a very silly card
theamc2000: this is Magix-mas
Aceviru: Eyyyy
LRRbot: Avalanche Caller [1U] | Snow Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | {2}: Target snow land you control becomes a 4/4 Elemental creature with hexproof and haste until end of turn. It's still a land.
Aceviru: My guy
e_bloc: in your next nightmare, youll draft a sick braid of fire deck and never draw it
Dog_of_Myth: Serge catching strays
LRRbot: Glacial Ray [1R] | Instant — Arcane | Glacial Ray deals 2 damage to any target. / Splice onto Arcane {1}{R}
e_bloc: judge! get rid of this judge
LRRbot: Dragonlord Ojutai [3WU] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [5/4] | Flying / Dragonlord Ojutai has hexproof as long as it's untapped. / Whenever Dragonlord Ojutai deals combat damage to a player, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Marvoleath: Flavor text says "shake it gently"!
LRRbot: Stalking Yeti [2RR] | Snow Creature — Yeti [3/3] | When this creature enters, if it's on the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls and that creature deals damage equal to its power to this creature. / {2}{S}: Return this creature to its owner's hand. Activate only as a sorcery.
stnrwzrd: @Dog_of_Myth serge did bully tf out of him
Sorator13: Yeah, Glacial Ray is good
Dr_fragenstien: the yeti dies in this interaction too, right?
fsforwardsound: why is the yeti not dead? isn't it fought the dragon?
LRRbot: Gelid Shackles [W] | Snow Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't block, and its activated abilities can't be activated. / {S}: Enchanted creature gains defender until end of turn.
Aceviru: Yep
Marvoleath: not a fight
adept_nekomancer: So much unused design space left for splice. "Splice onto Bear". It should probably remain unused.
Dr_fragenstien: it's not a fight, but the other creature still deals it's damage
ACluelessBull: the other creature takes damage, but shouldn't die until after the ability resolves. the other creature should still deal its damage
Dr_fragenstien: remember damage doesn't kill creatures, state based actions do
LRRbot: Taigam, Ojutai Master [2WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [3/4] | Instant, sorcery, and Dragon spells you control can't be countered. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand, if Taigam attacked this turn, that spell gains rebound.
fsforwardsound: yeah damage doesn't kill creatures. state based actions do
InfiniTokens: @Dr_fragenstien Sounds like a PSA
Marvoleath:
chat seems to be right about the yeti dying
Sorator13: I think we've progressed enough that we aren't unwinding to fix that
Dr_fragenstien: not like it matters this is a silly cube. But for any chatters out here that's how the yeti works
benjamin_wheeler: yeah the yeti should be dead but this is funnier
benjamin_wheeler: Angel stop looking at chat
LRRbot: Saddled Rimestag [1G] | Snow Creature — Elk [2/2] | This creature gets +2/+2 as long as you had another creature enter the battlefield under your control this turn.
Marvoleath: welp, the art on that pacifism checks out
Natedogg2: Return it to the hand? Not Yeti.
Sorator13: @Natedogg2 pff
Aceviru: We came here to snow globe
LRRbot: Gelid Shackles [W] | Snow Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't block, and its activated abilities can't be activated. / {S}: Enchanted creature gains defender until end of turn.
Aceviru: Avalanche caller let's goooo
Aceviru: Woooo
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definenull: how do you even get past the snowglobe tho
Marvoleath: @definenull one hit at a time
Sorator13: @definenull Disenchant, Stalking Yeti bouncing itself after getting the counter, just do it one hit at a time...
Dr_fragenstien: !card frostbite
LRRbot: Frost Bite [R] | Snow Instant | Frost Bite deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If you control three or more snow permanents, it deals 3 damage instead.
Sorator13: I think that snake is in someone else's deck
Dr_fragenstien: !frostfang
Natedogg2: There are two snakes inside of you.
Dr_fragenstien: !card frostfang
LRRbot: Ohran Frostfang [3GG] | Snow Creature — Snake [2/6] | Attacking creatures you control have deathtouch. / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Dr_fragenstien: not that one
Sorator13: @Natedogg2 You should really get them removed.
Natedogg2: Nah, it's fine. They're eating each other.
InfiniTokens: @Sorator13 But they keep each other company.
Marvoleath: It's the showcase version of Ohran Frostfang
glitched_goddess: @Natedogg2 Sorrt for the transporter malfunction.
l0rdrollin: @Natedogg2 one is a snake, the other is a snake. You are a snake
Molator: icefang coatyl?
bytecaster: If the Snake is named Malfeasance, we know Kathleen wrote that flavor text
Molator: mh
Diabore: koma doesnt have flavourtext irrc
Dr_fragenstien: oh it is that one!
InfiniTokens: It's gonna take up a lot of room in the name spot
e_bloc: do you think he got that name before or after his demise
ContingentCat: That's very Kathleen
Marvoleath:
@e_bloc during
LRRbot: Avalanche Caller [1U] | Snow Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | {2}: Target snow land you control becomes a 4/4 Elemental creature with hexproof and haste until end of turn. It's still a land.
Aceviru: Time to get the shovels
LRRbot: Alpine Guide [2R] | Snow Creature — Human Scout [3/3] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Mountain card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / This creature attacks each combat if able. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, sacrifice a Mountain.
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glitched_goddess: Allan, Pine Guide
e_bloc: the guide leaves and all of a sudden you can't find a mountain
Sorator13: man, imagine if your mountain guide fell and died and then the mountain disappeared
Marvoleath: it doesnt have to be the same mountain
LRRbot: Decorated Knight // Present Arms | Decorated Knight [3U] | Creature — Human Knight [3/3] | Whenever Decorated Knight attacks, draw a card from your original deck if it's outside the game. // Present Arms [2U] | Sorcery — Adventure | Exchange your library with another deck you own from outside the game. Shuffle your library.
Sorator13: @Marvoleath True, and it's a good opportunity to find a dual land
definenull: uh oh
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circusofkirkus: lmao
Aceviru: Oh no
Sorator13:
adept_nekomancer: Beejlander!
Diabore: what did you do
saintguard:
Fruan: Oh NOOO
pleonasticTautology: OH NO
Diabore: WHAT
IanAllenBird: oh my god
Molator: umm
Drum0_0:
ContingentCat:
NotCainNorAbel: oh boy
Sorator13: Angel is experiencing a regret
Aceviru: LETS GOOOOOOO
vinopinguino: beejlander?!?!
e_bloc: this is incredible
frank_the_great: BEEJLANDER
TheWanderingNomad: Oh I thought it was a Beejlander deck
niccus: lmao
pleonasticTautology: HAH
e_bloc: wait he just whipped out his deck? you should go to HR and . . . oh
LRRbot: Stalking Yeti [2RR] | Snow Creature — Yeti [3/3] | When this creature enters, if it's on the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls and that creature deals damage equal to its power to this creature. / {2}{S}: Return this creature to its owner's hand. Activate only as a sorcery.
e_bloc: look at me, I'm your library now
Aceviru: No the lil guy
LRRbot: Arcum's Astrolabe [S] | Snow Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Aceviru: Ohhhhh
e_bloc: damn Beej is a ringer
Marvoleath: lvl 5 superjudge, after all
pleonasticTautology: spell that?
adept_nekomancer:
Aceviru:
northos: the card reader can'tcrix
ContingentCat: !lovebeej
LRRbot:
Chat loves Beej and I love Beej 
LRRbot: Savage Punch [1G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. / Ferocious — The creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn before it fights if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.
pleonasticTautology: !card iceberg cancrix
LRRbot: Iceberg Cancrix [1U] | Snow Creature — Crab [0/4] | Whenever another snow permanent you control enters, you may have target player mill two cards.
Mustang_Redcloak: It's a frozen Hedron Crab
e_bloc: I guess that creature's going to chill out
pleonasticTautology: @Mustang_Redcloak with one more defense, because of the ice
vinopinguino: that bear getting their shi rocked
vinopinguino: is hilarious
LRRbot: Grand Warlord Radha [2RG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior [3/4] | Haste / Whenever one or more creatures you control attack, add that much mana in any combination of {R} and/or {G}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.
LRRbot: Wolverine, Best There Is [1RG] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Berserker Hero [2/2] | Unrivaled Lethality — Double all damage Wolverine would deal. / At the beginning of each end step, if Wolverine dealt damage to another creature this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on him. / {1}{G}: Regenerate Wolverine.
chrono2x: @vinopinguino epic confrontation is the sequel card to bear punch. The puncher is Surrak.
definenull: oh no
pleonasticTautology: hahahahaha
LRRbot: Captive Flame [2R] | Enchantment | {R}: Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
adept_nekomancer:
mono-
Marvoleath:
all will be crab
Sorator13: oops all crab
e_bloc: if it was just a MH draft, he wouldnt have a doomskar, right
saintguard:
raulghoulia: the snow on the life totals is quite funny
Aceviru: Hahahaha
definenull: no crab shaming here
Dog_of_Myth:
InfiniTokens: "I FEEL SO ALIVE" -after more land
l0rdrollin: @e_bloc unlikely, but you never really know
Sorator13:
ProcyonFlynn:
- feels judged
hd_dabnado: so if there is a game three... does angel still have to use the beej deck?
Sorator13: @hd_dabnado I don't think so
loufghyslaufey: 10? (coughs) (gags) Why am I not bleeding out? Oh, gawd- (passed out from internal bleeding)
Aceviru:
That WAS cool. Not good, but cool
definenull: HAHA
dumbo3k: Hah!
adept_nekomancer: Just a pile of crab
eshplode:
Aceviru: Hahaha
Sorator13:
dumbo3k: is the deck just Cancrix?
vinopinguino: crabs all the way down
Cosmonautilis24: Hell yeah we got that authentic Kathleen cackle!
IanAllenBird: lmaooo
Dog_of_Myth:
Aceviru: Beej had crabs
saintguard: *Wheeler*
e_bloc: big cheats
JoStro_:
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
pleonasticTautology: uaghkdtguhfbasdf
vinopinguino: hahahah
pleonasticTautology: *wheezelaughs*
niccus: deck drafted at a buffet
NotCainNorAbel: Wheeler sleeping in the yard
rogerivany: If you got time to gab you got time to crab
raulghoulia: white elephant mees blue crab gift exchange
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LRRbot: Captive Flame [2R] | Enchantment | {R}: Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Mouth of Ronom | Snow Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}{S}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: It deals 4 damage to target creature.
UtilityPunk: White elephant gift draft woulld be an awesome idea. Build your opponent's decks, fight to play the best one
Sorator13: @UtilityPunk They have done a reverse draft (draft a deck for someone else to play) before!
LRRbot: Quakebringer [3RR] | Creature — Giant Berserker [5/4] | Your opponents can't gain life. / At the beginning of your upkeep, Quakebringer deals 2 damage to each opponent. This ability triggers only if Quakebringer is on the battlefield or if Quakebringer is in your graveyard and you control a Giant. / Foretell {2}{R}{R}
Aceviru: Spicy
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Doomskar [3WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. / Foretell {1}{W}{W}
LRRbot: Icehide Golem [S] | Snow Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] |
Aceviru: "angel talking in her sleep: no, not another crab'"
LRRbot: Squash [4R] | Instant | This spell costs {3} less to cast if you control a Giant. / Squash deals 6 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
Aceviru: Hahaha
ProcyonFlynn: !lovebeej
LRRbot:
Chat loves Beej and I love Beej
Marvoleath: consent@
vinopinguino: hahaha
vinopinguino: no, its funnier if its stacked again
e_bloc: how generous
raulghoulia: it was a bit
Sorator13: The true gift is the present
InfiniTokens: Ben has crabs?
adept_nekomancer: @InfiniTokens At least 3 of them, possibly more.
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