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 SymphonySolstice: and now this! and by this, I mean sitting here waiting for my tomato soup to cook
 pleonasticTautology: yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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 IbunWest: 
BalthusHomewood: We going to get a Lightly Sauced Ian?
 definenull: 
 definenull: Ooh Ian is remaining dapper
 adept_nekomancer: ooo... fancy Ian
 SymphonySolstice: Ian is enhanced after the hour of silence
 SymphonySolstice: and the scotch yeah
 Redbassist:  
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 adept_nekomancer: Just a bit of alcohol to put the rhythm games into hard mode. 
 pleonasticTautology: the
 pleonasticTautology: what?
 accountmadeforants: Simply don't connect your TV to the internet, like you've always done
 ArtDecoSunburn: Reminds me of a professor I had who drank an entire bottle of champagne during a three-hour seminar. He was also dapperly-dressed.
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: yeah, but finding a 70" monitor for my living room is a challenge
 adept_nekomancer: Smart TVs are an excellent excuse to learn about firewall rules and blacklisting.
 TehAmelie: my TV is 15 years old, i'm so scared of having to replace it with one that needs internet
 Vinewood_OG: 
 Redbassist: Do you want that?
 pleonasticTautology: listen, we're just a hisuian zoroark, that's what we look like
 TheMerricat: I do not wish to be seen Ian. I prefer to be unobserved. 
 adept_nekomancer: I am under no illusion that I am interesting enough to be watched.
 RockPusher: if we made use of that technology then I'd have to remember to wear pants
 iarethel0ser: Do no perceive me.
 Vinewood_OG: A demented zoom call? So any zoom call?
 TehAmelie: what if one person, and only one, posts a picture of themselves in chat?
 accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie Very few of them need internet (except for maybe the really cheap ones that are ad-subsidized?)
 RockPusher: more than I am happy with
 accountmadeforants: Three, but only one is internet-connected (my laptop)
 Vinewood_OG: Less than most people. MANY. LESS.
 ArtDecoSunburn: Ha! I'm watching this on my Backberry. So locked down and obscure, not worth it to spy on.
 pleonasticTautology: that's a lot of michaels
 accountmadeforants: Oh no wait I forgot my phone, so four. Fuck.
 adept_nekomancer: Wait, controllers have built-in mics these days?  I didn't think I was *that* old.
 RockPusher: 
 QuixoticScrivener: You set off my Siri.
 RandomTrivia: 
 Vinewood_OG: I requested the cone of silence!
 Redbassist: Poor mike
 PMAvers: I'm actually excited for getting one of the new Pebbles, since I havn't owned a watch that works in ages.
 accountmadeforants: @PMAvers The new Pebbles definitely look rad
geail: I'm presently wearing a USD$25 Casio basic watch
 definenull: People like number go up
 RockPusher: The Timex I wanted was the Datalink
 adept_nekomancer: I guess watches were probably a lot more relevant before everyone started carrying smartphones with built-in clocks everywhere.
 ArtDecoSunburn: I like a nice pocket watch.
 PMAvers: And what are more regular at hitting the beat than watches
 RockPusher: I also coveted my brother's Casio calculator watch
Snowcookies: it's Unbeatable!
 SymphonySolstice: I had a watch when I was a kid, but I have since decided I don't like having stuff on my wrists
 Vinewood_OG: 
 pleonasticTautology: advice: don't talk to cops
 ArtDecoSunburn: @adept_nekomancer I often leave me cell phone at home. It freaks my friends out. Never forget my analog watch.
 accountmadeforants: I had a Casio F91W (or some equivalent), just like every kid my age who thought digital watches were real cool 
 adept_nekomancer: @SymphonySolstice This was me too.  My parents got me a watch when I was a kid, and I didn't like the sensation of the watch against my wrist.
 pleonasticTautology: treble and clef yeah
 RockPusher: accountmadeforants digital watches are real cool 
 pleonasticTautology: quaver
 RandomTrivia: Oh right, I haven't caught any of this game yet
 RandomTrivia: Oh no it's adorable
Snowcookies: I watched the vod last time
SixPairsOfFeet: I love treble and clef
 ArtDecoSunburn: Are the two purple-haired ones siblings?
 pleonasticTautology: twins yes
 TehAmelie: i like Beat's stance the most. so ready for action
 accountmadeforants: Twin *prodigies*, per last episode 
 RockPusher: they have Banding?
 Travilogue: I will say one thing this game could use is a way to skip dialogue when you hit repeat stuff.
 adept_nekomancer: @RockPusher Don't make us have to look up the banding rules. 
SixPairsOfFeet: "if i had a nickel for every time someone asked me if i'm a crazy person ..."
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AlluringOddAlfalfaDeIlluminati-XjYYt5wZfdb76-aq
 ArtDecoSunburn: @adept_nekomancer Just wait until you have to apply The Stack during a battle of the bands.
 e_bloc: cant hurt
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 RockPusher: Is 4crimes like 4kids but for subversive media?
 otakubox0: @Travilogue in the recent patch notes they said they are also looking into adding episode select, so could be something they think about if its suggested enough
SixPairsOfFeet: get yourself a Smashocaster
 ContingentCat: Start with hitting people with ukelele then build up to guitars
 ArtDecoSunburn: Elaborate reference to Simon and Garfunkel re: silence?
 accountmadeforants: @otakubox0 An episode select would definitely be welcome
 Travilogue: @otakubox0 Yeah, I am looking forward to that, and the fail-restart option
 ArtDecoSunburn: @ContingentCat FLCL?
 Travilogue: Interesting, in my playthrough Clef asks if Quaver had played in front of other people before.
 otakubox0: yeah, I've been wanting to replay some of the previous chapters, but was scared to delete my completed save file
 e_bloc: everything is better away from cops
 ContingentCat: Yeah they get really upset when you do it
 e_bloc: I'd like to cross-examine the officer
 definenull: Cavity search is on the stack. In response...
SixPairsOfFeet: there was certainly a Crapshot about this
 RockPusher: processed into homogenised protein product?
 Travilogue: I think we tried to sneak in and got caught
 ArtDecoSunburn: @definenull Gives new meaning to digging through the Graveyard.
 TehAmelie: sometimes people want protective custody. but i think you have to make a convincing case why you need it
 ArtDecoSunburn: @RockPusher "Soylent Green is Tempo!"
 e_bloc: free advice is criticism
 ContingentCat: @TehAmelie And they don't just send people to jail who do need it
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHA
SixPairsOfFeet: i'm sure the free market would address the need of people to go to jail when the official jails don't offer that service to them for whatever reason
 RandomTrivia: Now it's only a *blunt* instrument 
 ArtDecoSunburn: So this is like "Oz" if J. K. simmons had an electric keyboard?
ThorSokar: Ian: Settle a discrepancy for me: what year was tonight's booze bottled?
 TehAmelie: ah, JK was so good at being irredeemable there
ThorSokar: oh, dang
 ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Just think if he had purple hair and a twin?
ThorSokar: 2021 or 2019 are the options I found
 adept_nekomancer: 28 years?  Wow, booze from the previous millineum.
ThorSokar: well, bottled not when they put it in the cask
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RockPusher: from inside a barrel
 pleonasticTautology: i also saw 9/11, your scotch isn't special
 pleonasticTautology: 
 e_bloc: and did nothing
 Vinewood_OG: IAN
 ContingentCat: That scotch might have been older than some viewers
 TehAmelie: scotch strong enough to melt steel beams, that's what we want
 ArtDecoSunburn: Is he really a "cop" or just a "guard" ?
 RandomTrivia:  ?
 adept_nekomancer: big bada boom
 HorusFive: So where was that scotch on Jan 6?
 RandomTrivia: UH
 TheDevil_Risen: eyyy
 RockPusher: Attaca! Attaca!
 Vinewood_OG: Gattaca? Great film.
 RandomTrivia: That guy never waits, just rushes straight in 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @HorusFive This Scotch is potentially old enough to have been involved in the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum robbery.
 RockPusher: "less-lethal rounds"
 accountmadeforants: Rubber bullets are still very much lethal, just less likely to be lethal
 ArtDecoSunburn: @RockPusher Well, Pacino does like scotch.
 TheDevil_Risen: so many guns
 HorusFive: @ArtDecoSunburn It's as good a lead as they've had yet 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants Not under Governor Rockefeller. They seem more lethal in besieged prisons.
 Vinewood_OG: Is this a Guitar Center?
 ContingentCat: Time solves everything, often not how you want
 SymphonySolstice: that guard is into ska
 SymphonySolstice: (secretly)
 Dog_of_Myth: Same difference
 adept_nekomancer: Implying highschool isn't already a prison
 ArtDecoSunburn: @HorusFive (Sentient bottle of alcohol smuggles Dutch masters out of the Back Bay and into our hearts)
  Juliamon: the school-to-prison pipeline has been refined
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon Saves on parking!
 RockPusher: 
 Vinewood_OG: "character"
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha id call you Shiv(e)
 RockPusher: 
 SymphonySolstice: not shy, but chives
 RandomTrivia: 
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 ArtDecoSunburn: So the Oz metaphor could be extended, and J.K. Simmons can also be the sadistic high school band teacher.
 adept_nekomancer: @TheDevil_Risen I see you've played knifey-spooney before.
 TheDevil_Risen: thanks for the Ian and Cam xmas too  got the vod lined up
 TheDevil_Risen: @adept_nekomancer many times, as an aussie
SixPairsOfFeet: this BGM is positively STANKY 
 TehAmelie: is Beat Beecher, the new guy?
 DiscordianTokkan: ew, ranch pizza
 ArtDecoSunburn: Who is their prison band competition? The Blues Brothers? Johnny Cash?
 RockPusher: 
 TehAmelie: sardines? for lunch?
 adept_nekomancer: Appled.  Apple, as a verb. 
 accountmadeforants: Apple their juice
 SymphonySolstice: lol I say appled juice and variants thereof all the time
 TehAmelie: maybe it's very easy to distill to prison wine?
DewOnTheGrass: anime rules
 ArtDecoSunburn: Is someone going to get shivved with a guitar pick?
 TehAmelie: oh ho it's Penny Tentiary
 ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Ha!
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 e_bloc: oh most of these are here voulentarily
 accountmadeforants: Best outfit
 RandomTrivia: D'awww, amazing
 SymphonySolstice: c a t
 TehAmelie: with ears for shoulder straps :3
 ArtDecoSunburn: Is there a gangly inmate called "Pizz" who just plucks things?
 TehAmelie: every prison has one. . . that's why they call her Penny Tentiary
 TehAmelie: (i really think they do)
 e_bloc: contractually oblidged to 3 crossover events
 ArtDecoSunburn: So bets on the prison warden? Anti-music, or sadistic conductor assembling a band?
 HorusFive: Dad?
SixPairsOfFeet: treble's in troble
 adept_nekomancer: All cops are cop
 TehAmelie: aw, AC/DC has split up?
 SymphonySolstice: this guy looks like a pokemon professor
 ArtDecoSunburn: Lapels. Flashback to the 1970s.
SixPairsOfFeet: speaking of falling asleep ... o/
 HorusFive: @ArtDecoSunburn The 70s wish they had Lapels like this
SixPairsOfFeet: they did something ... they stole my heart
 accountmadeforants: And what do you mean by "That"
 RandomTrivia: Oh, we have a noodle incident
 HorusFive: "What even is a prison" is probably a secondary question at best
SixPairsOfFeet: "i'm not your friend, pal"
 e_bloc: baby don't hurt me
 ArtDecoSunburn: @HorusFive He could have been a minor boss in one of the "Shaft" sequels. Lt. from Vice.
 TehAmelie: does he have a little voice distortion?
 accountmadeforants: Nah you can just send him an e-mail and he'll share it with you. Fuck Elsevier
 TehAmelie: if i was a secret agent i'd just just a little voice distortion, get my voice unrecognizable but not so people notice
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah most of the time
 TheDevil_Risen: IAN
 accountmadeforants: No a sewer is a piss highway
 e_bloc: do NOT google "piss jail"
 ArtDecoSunburn: This is less a rhythm game and more a would be Raymond Chandler mystery where interrogation questions don't correspond to the actual mystery.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc How do you keep it from running through the bars?
SixPairsOfFeet: clef has been keeping the beat this entire time with the drum sticks in her hands
 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn its best not to know
 accountmadeforants: Thinking about piss jail
SixPairsOfFeet: I love that treble's speaking in lower case
 adept_nekomancer: We can't break you out of Plato's Cave, Ian.
 e_bloc: it was in the EULA
 ArtDecoSunburn: @SixPairsOfFeet Clever.
 HorusFive: Capitalism.  The prison we all live in
 Geldaran: i want that job...
 accountmadeforants: Okay but what if it isn't
 ArtDecoSunburn: Are they making rhythm license plates?
SixPairsOfFeet: @ArtDecoSunburn though I'm not sure I know what it *means*?
 ArtDecoSunburn: I appreciate the detail of the twin trash cans.
 Vinewood_OG: Bar so low James Cameron can't lift it.
 adept_nekomancer: The current crop of tech CEOs has set the bar low.  Like in-the-ground low.
 accountmadeforants: Hey now Nvidia's CEO has to yell at people (including other CEOs) as well and be just generally weird.
 pleonasticTautology: hiiii penny 
 adept_nekomancer: Time to deny all the things.  Smashy smashy!
SixPairsOfFeet: the front fell off on this one by all means
 ArtDecoSunburn: What are these death cubes the factory is making?
SixPairsOfFeet: it's 808s, a famous piece of music making equipment
 ArtDecoSunburn: I thought prisons made brooms or folderoyl.
 TehAmelie: i feel like doing the worst possible job as a CEO would make your a hero of the workers, so, win-win
 pleonasticTautology: it says "set tension to 5"
SixPairsOfFeet: > The Roland TR-808 Rhythm Composer, commonly known as the 808, is a drum machine manufactured by Roland Corporation between 1980 and 1983
 TehAmelie: prison tacos sounds horrible
nooooooooothing: Moist silence.
 accountmadeforants: @SixPairsOfFeet They also referenced this in Hi-Fi Rush with 808, the 808cat
 TehAmelie: are they amps?
 TehAmelie: damp amps?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @SixPairsOfFeet Cool. "We built this city/On rock and roll (prison labor)"
 RandomTrivia: Ah of course, a damplifier
 TheDevil_Risen: Hunger games callout
SixPairsOfFeet: @RandomTrivia I call that a "bucket"
SixPairsOfFeet: of course i can stop doing crime! i stop doing crime several times every day!
 accountmadeforants: Gotta run a nuclear weapon's test occasionally 
SixPairsOfFeet: little TV at the very beginning of the game said "SUNY" on it
 ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants "Able Archer" would make a bangin' band name.
SixPairsOfFeet: what would the tape player say, PUNYSONIC maybe?
 accountmadeforants: stay pissed girl
 accountmadeforants:   
SixPairsOfFeet: octagon? where's elmo??
 Vinewood_OG: Where's Tina Turner?
 Dog_of_Myth: Thunderdome action
UtilityPunk: This prison has a thunderdrome?
 ContingentCat: What
 ArtDecoSunburn: Who runs Trebletown?
 ArtDecoSunburn: Can we get the Oki Oki boys' opinion on this fighting?
 pleonasticTautology: you can change/expand the controls if you want
 Travilogue: There are a number of button configuration that can be selected main menu settings
 TehAmelie: what would be a good name for the thunderdome of rhythm. . .Funkytown?
SixPairsOfFeet: this game does have something called "Whacktown" in it
 TehAmelie: Beat Beat Mania?
 pleonasticTautology: @SixPairsOfFeet swing batta 
SixPairsOfFeet: heyyy batta batta batta batta batta. literally can't get it out of my head
 ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie That's pretty great.
 accountmadeforants: 
 TehAmelie: yep. let's take em to Funkytown
 accountmadeforants: @SixPairsOfFeet Oh yeah it's an earworm. (And also I spent like two hours on it to dunk on them kids.)
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SixPairsOfFeet: @accountmadeforants yesssss dunk on them kids! i played on hard so it didn't take me too many tries
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 accountmadeforants: @SixPairsOfFeet While I did play on Unbeatable, I don't think the game difficulty changes that minigame. (Though that's really just speculation on my part) It just took me a while to figure out the timing 
SixPairsOfFeet: it's really tricky, that one
 RandomTrivia: Oooh, burn
SixPairsOfFeet: "well, if you work here, you, same thing!!" gods i love clef
 accountmadeforants: That's why I work from home
 pleonasticTautology: but yeah, for tension, you're supposed to set it to 5
 pleonasticTautology: it says it there but it's small
 Geldaran: i mean.. do you have to do your job well? approve the broken ones.
 adept_nekomancer: And then we smash it anyway!
 TehAmelie: is it weaponized incompetence if you just deliberately smash everything?
 accountmadeforants: 
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
 TheDevil_Risen: ALL THE PUDDING
 TheDevil_Risen: this game is so strange and offbeat and im here for it
 TheDevil_Risen: "a room mate" if you will
 TehAmelie: Tax Evader Quinn, we meet at last
 ContingentCat: Clearly a criminal
 TheDevil_Risen: i mean, my wrapped 36 pack serves as a shelf because the shelf behind the toilet is the windowsill and i cant reach it.
SixPairsOfFeet: "up to beyond the maximum" is so good
 ContingentCat: 
MTigress: good evening folks, happy winter
 TehAmelie: oh yes, it's Longest Night
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 TheDevil_Risen: CALLED SHOT
 SymphonySolstice: a prison with a panopticaon?
 RandomTrivia: "You're in my hole" "Not yet, I'm not"
 SymphonySolstice: err I meant, a school with a panopticon?
 pleonasticTautology: @SymphonySolstice i mean. yeah?
 TehAmelie: it rests on his collar
 ContingentCat: With that collar yeah
 TheDevil_Risen: sick beat
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 TheDevil_Risen:  
 TheDevil_Risen: 
MTigress: woo!
 TheDevil_Risen: that was sick
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 reptile___: "A Rank"--which rank?
 pleonasticTautology: prisonball 
Morrigan9: snooker
MTigress: snooker
 pleonasticTautology: good news: you know the rules
 pleonasticTautology: you can move up and down too
 pleonasticTautology: to change where the cue hits the ball
 pleonasticTautology: you're hitting the top edge
 TehAmelie: let's put some appled juice on the cue ball to stop it sliding
jubale1: this isnt unbeatable!
Ultimate_Trainer: You can adjust the angle where you hit it iirc
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Strebenherz: Welcome to heck
 Strebenherz: your eternal pool
 SquareDotCube: Yakuza billiards this ain't
 pleonasticTautology: to quote the devs: prisonball works as intended
jubale1: you should be able to place the cue ball on the initial shot.
 Vinewood_OG: Scratch+Play
 Strebenherz: you can move up and down, re what @pleonasticTautology said
 RandomTrivia: 
 Strebenherz: wait is this two player
 Strebenherz: is it intended as two player brickout?
 pleonasticTautology: i have arkanoid on my switch
 TehAmelie: all these games have balls in holes. is it symbolism?
Johnsen290games: @Strebenherz it borks
 SquareDotCube: hold on, does the ball and paddle in the middle have collision?
 TehAmelie: aha, the special prison edition of Breakout
 Strebenherz: yes, it bounced off on one of the rebounds
 RandomTrivia: Ah yes, Rong
 SquareDotCube: I agree Ian, I watched Screen Savers from 2004 and it's surprisingly different the tech atmosphere felt
 SymphonySolstice: you've heard of rotate the cushions, now get ready for rotate the couches
 TehAmelie: a bit less extreme than gluing the furniture to the ceiling, but the same vibe
 SAJewers: anyone remember that time they set a windows update to run during let's nope? 
 TheDevil_Risen: huhh?
 iris_of_ether: One of my friend's coworkers came back to their desk propped up and entirely blocking the doorway from inside, after a contentious office game of Diplomacy
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 JessieImproved: kids should use folded up finger football notes
 SymphonySolstice: I agree, cleaning up corn is annoying
UtilityPunk: You know what they say, corn detasselling builds character
Snowcookies: "Prison's taking a long time" -  Heather
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 reptile___: wow.  THAT'S a reference I haven't heard in a while
 Travilogue: Well, you have time to get some DC Talk lined up for Escape next week
 TehAmelie: for legal purposes this is a game
 pleonasticTautology: SWING BATTA
 iarethel0ser: That grip on that bat...
 TheDevil_Risen: Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom
 pleonasticTautology: 
 TheDevil_Risen: its her mic stand @iarethel0ser
 TehAmelie: something something "that stand!"
 pleonasticTautology: heather's locked in
 reptile___: "I didn't expect Rhythm Heaven-style minigames"  you know what else I bet you weren't expecting, Ian?  The Spanish Inquisition
 pleonasticTautology: @reptile___ their chief weapon is fear
jubale1: weird batting stance
Ultimate_Trainer: They got infinite money apparently its probably fine
 TehAmelie: wait, are we winning so much no one else gets a swing?
 kusinohki: good prisoners get work detail to pick up all the outside balls...
 TheDevil_Risen: 
UtilityPunk: Locked in and keeping tempo 
 TheDevil_Risen: S RANK
 TheDevil_Risen: OH SHIT
 TheDevil_Risen: S+
 iarethel0ser: 
 SymphonySolstice: BIG NUMBER GO BRRR
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Decaped: Shi+
 pleonasticTautology: 
 RandomTrivia:  Game good
 pleonasticTautology: that beginning bit is just to get in the rhythm
 pleonasticTautology: it doesn't matter until the music starts
jubale1: “weren’t idiots”. that deserves to be a line in Commodore Hustle or similar skit
 Decaped: @pleonasticTautology good life advice
 reptile___: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DeliciousPhilanthropicElkVoteYea-S2EIXcy38H68Qz_F
 TehAmelie: *tap forehead* can't do something idiotic if we just stop being idiots
jubale1: Spy vs Spy hat
 Vinewood_OG: Do what now?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
MTigress: lol
 TheDevil_Risen: Red Heather "D
jubale1: when books misbehave, you’re obliged to at least mutter
jubale1: why doesnt he know who she is
 TheDevil_Risen: i haz fruit mince pie 
 RandomTrivia: O R B
 TehAmelie: i often invent conversations between the characters when i'm reading books but i don't think that's talking to them. . .
jubale1: fruit pie good.  mince evil
 Marvoleath: 
 TheDevil_Risen: O R B
 pleonasticTautology: OH. THIS GAME IS SO GOOD.
 pleonasticTautology: i get it now
 TheDevil_Risen: EPIC RAP BATTLE incoming!
 Strebenherz: is this the first rythmn game y'all have played where you're just punching people to the beat?
 Strebenherz: also dig the music
 TehAmelie: well, we often punch ghosts also
  Juliamon: I'm sure there was at least one Rhythm Heaven minigame like that
jubale1: long hair is about to perish
 RandomTrivia: Karate Man exists in a Rhythm Heaven
 RandomTrivia: That's mostly punching
 TheDevil_Risen: nice punching
 TheDevil_Risen: she was being tsundre
jubale1: Ian called the plot
 TheDevil_Risen: hence, gremlin face
 TheDevil_Risen: F
 Strebenherz:   
jubale1: the world blue up?
 RandomTrivia: 
  Juliamon: I think you want to let through the ones that work, but overtighten them?
 Strebenherz: @jubale1 clearly music was banned after a blue man group concert
jubale1: what do these 808s do?
 pleonasticTautology: they're Silence dampeners
Bonzi77: hey ive heard of this game
MTigress: lol
 pleonasticTautology: @Bonzi77 boyfriend :3
Bonzi77: :3
  Juliamon: jubale1 We're using them to make bombs
 TheDevil_Risen: prison break!
 pleonasticTautology: !card how to start a riot
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 RandomTrivia: But... the power brick!
Bonzi77: !card jailbreak
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jubale1: expecting KPDH action
 TheDevil_Risen: where's Rhicter?
Bonzi77: WEE WOO WEE WOO
 TheDevil_Risen: need a live commentary from the helicopter
 TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun
Bonzi77: send it
UtilityPunk: They are now shoephones
 reptile___: Beat channeling Roy Batty over here
 RandomTrivia: Those guards are lined up for a dance number
 TheDevil_Risen: coming to you live from the QWRPline copter, its Rhicter Hammockslam!
 TheDevil_Risen: nice audiosurf
 Strebenherz: okay this visual is great
 TehAmelie: is this how Jet Set Radio gets invented?
 RandomTrivia: Ok this is SICK
 accountmadeforants: 
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 Strebenherz: okay i love this 3d visual of surfing
jubale1: not disaspppoint
 Strebenherz: GRACE
 TehAmelie: that was the first time i died. . .
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha ^^^
pleonasticTautology is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 238 in the channel!
pleonasticTautology gifted a Tier 1 sub to michaeldink!
pleonasticTautology gifted a Tier 1 sub to nonscaled!
pleonasticTautology gifted a Tier 1 sub to DakotaKobold!
pleonasticTautology gifted a Tier 1 sub to jessicaengle!
pleonasticTautology gifted a Tier 1 sub to Arthyria!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, pleonasticTautology! Welcome to michaeldink, nonscaled, DakotaKobold, jessicaengle, and Arthyria! (Today's storm count: 37)
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 omdorastrix: That tracks
UtilityPunk: Yep, you took the midday train going anywherrrreeee
 pleonasticTautology: i think, personally
 pleonasticTautology: that you should finish the chapter
 pleonasticTautology: for no reason
pleonasticTautology gifted a Tier 1 sub to Bonzi77! They have given 239 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Bonzi77! (Today's storm count: 38)
 RandomTrivia: D'awww
 TheDevil_Risen: awww
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RandomTrivia: 
  Juliamon:   
 accountmadeforants: : >
 SymphonySolstice: : >
 TehAmelie: 8>
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RandomTrivia: OUTSTANDING
SaxPython: 
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 accountmadeforants:  
 TheDevil_Risen: ok this is rad
1ug1a: batter up!
 TheDevil_Risen:    
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 tehfewl: Multi Track Drifting
jubale1:   
 Dog_of_Myth: Multi track drifting!
 accountmadeforants: MULTI TRACK DRIFTING
 pleonasticTautology: 🤘
 RockPusher: multi-track drifting!
 RandomTrivia: SICK
 iarethel0ser:   
UtilityPunk: 
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 pleonasticTautology: THIS is why i wanted you to finish the chapter
 RandomTrivia: This game has NO right to be this awesome
 accountmadeforants: 
Snowcookies: this soundtrack is a banger
 pleonasticTautology: good news, the soundtrack and score are both fully released on bandcamp now
 RandomTrivia:     
jubale1: demon dead
 TheDevil_Risen:    
 accountmadeforants: Perfect video game
 pleonasticTautology: https://dcellgames.bandcamp.com/
 pleonasticTautology: hey do you two want to know the name of chapter 3
Johnsen290games: @pleonasticTautology don't check it out, I advise to complete the game first
 pleonasticTautology: @Johnsen290games TRUE
Ultimate_Trainer: Oh yeah there are music spoilers in the OST for sure
icedsly subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 104 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, icedsly! (Today's storm count: 39)
 TheDevil_Risen: WOOO!
 RandomTrivia:     
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TheDevil_Risen: Pure cinema!
jubale1: Very gg
 pleonasticTautology: 
 accountmadeforants: 
 SymphonySolstice: game good, game good
 Strebenherz: it's very good
 Strebenherz: it's imaginative and challenging, interactive and visual
Ultimate_Trainer: sometimes the rec room is too much to do maybe
 Strebenherz: it builds on mechanics it showed before
 TheDevil_Risen: this game is TIGHT!
 TehAmelie: i'll have to buy this just to see more right now
  Juliamon: Wishlisted the soundtrack for the future
 TheDevil_Risen: Thanks for the stream Ian+Heather  
 pleonasticTautology: oh hey there's @Bonzi77 in the credits
 pleonasticTautology: paul henderson
 RockPusher:   
 RockPusher:  
jubale1: Canadian hero of 72?
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Strebenherz: Also hey ian, thank you for another ian/cam christmas.  it was company during bleh work.
 pleonasticTautology: you can just alt f4
 pleonasticTautology: it'll pick up
  Juliamon: it's almost a shame we have to spend time with Melody instead next week... almost.
 Travilogue: @pleonasticTautology So, I just went to but the soundtrack and then when I went to my email to confirm my login, I saw a message saying that my preorder of the soundtrack is now available. Thanks past me!
Snowcookies: ty for the stream
Ultimate_Trainer: Thanks for the stream
 pleonasticTautology: @Travilogue hell yessss
 Vinewood_OG:  
MTigress: happy winter!
jubale1: when’s the whiskey
 pleonasticTautology: @jubale1 backwards in time
 pleonasticTautology: it was before this
 RandomTrivia: So, to be clear, GAME GOOD.
 RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Ian and Heather!  
 pleonasticTautology: wheeler and angel are going to be in chat backseat yaku-ing
 pleonasticTautology: it's also "there aren't enough people in town"
MTigress: oh nice
jubale1: What if we weren’t idiots
 pleonasticTautology: we'll be there :3
 pleonasticTautology: i'm going to my lgs to play commander
Ashmantle: 
 RockPusher: gather power
 Vinewood_OG: Most of them
 VorlonScout: Thank you for stream! (And Ian, thank you for previous stream - I raised my glass of Scotch to you.  )
 pleonasticTautology: HAHA
 RockPusher: 
 Strebenherz: LOL
 RandomTrivia: 
 SAJewers: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Vinewood_OG: Whelp
  Juliamon: Don't go home Ian, you're drunk
 iarethel0ser: It's fine, this is after the cut.  No evidence.
 RockPusher:   
 SymphonySolstice: dabits
 RandomTrivia: Now you are free!
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CheerfulHotLampPlanking-MTkWlg2mQ481Gqez
 pleonasticTautology: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SecretiveEagerPanSeemsGood-55cDo_F1_PKX8TzW
 TehAmelie: huh, i got the game but it didn't show up in my steam library. how rebellious
 TehAmelie: not to worry, i found a clever workaround (finding the "play now" button on the store page)
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