LtStoryTime: poorly scissor kicks is also -5 if i remember correctly, and i think luke can punish it with st.LK
GamerCat88: o7
LtStoryTime: poorly spaced*
awildshen: o7
MrSarkhan: o7
Aceviru: o7
JinaMahavira: o7 twice in one day
El_Zilcho22:
durketh: o7
VrolikSyndrome: Grt his ass
LtStoryTime: LMAO
SymphonySolstice: o7
MrSarkhan: Damn
VrolikSyndrome: Get em BOTH
Juliamon: must be Tuesday
12o13:
awildshen: double kill
GamerCat88: the Ace of Bait
TXC2: Adam's on his own tonight too
EedanHensey: 2XKO
TXC2:
so chat gonna die 
LtStoryTime: the maplestory music jumpscared me i am literally playing maplestory right now
12o13: All I know about SF6, I learned in 5 streams from adam
thatguysteve2709: Just side B you got this
Aceviru: @TXC2 No, it's Christmas Adam. No one dies on Christmas Adam.
GamerCat88:
Coach Adam 
LtStoryTime: luke heavy knuckle is so goofy
ExtraWubs: I wanted lvl 1 lol
Aceviru: Nice
GamerCat88: much excite
Kentosaurus: is it return of "oops all wheel"?
LowUpsideCJ: oh yeah it's tuesday
Val_TheRainbowFang: Adam's gonna do putt putt goes to silent gill
idontgetmyrealname: adam does silent christmas time?
Thandres: surprise kyanta 2
Diabore: lightning in a bottle
GamerCat88: flash in the pan
saucemaster5000: Joke's over folks
Kentosaurus: i agree
Zaneysed: It's ok to let jokes go
VrolikSyndrome: If you find lightning in a jar in the enchanted forest...
LowUpsideCJ: that's the beauty of live performance
LowUpsideCJ: it's ephemeral
far2muchsarcasm: i mean, just for the sake of your voice it can be over. that's not sustainable
saucemaster5000: @VrolikSyndrome Start screaming until mom comes and picks you up?
LtStoryTime: on the board baby
LtStoryTime: fax
TXC2: baby on board, something something, burt ward
x0den: good for the mental
v_nome: @TXC2 This writes itself
SymphonySolstice: now he's cracking the code
LtStoryTime: nice reaction
LtStoryTime: LOL
LtStoryTime: unlucky
LtStoryTime: get the drive back, take a sip
ExtraWubs: hahahahah
TXC2: close win
Aceviru: Ohhh
LtStoryTime: oops
Aceviru: Ggs
LtStoryTime: ggs
GamerCat88: ggs
SymphonySolstice: ggs
Krillin_fan: ggs
TXC2: thanks for streaming Adam and Nelson
hatboozeparty: Ggs WP all Merry Christmas
Strebenherz: Ggs
Aceviru: Thank you for the games.
thatguysteve2709: Ghs
LowUpsideCJ: ggs ggs
Aceviru: o7
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: !store
LRRbot:
The LoadingReadyRun store has returned! Merch selection is currently limited but there is more on the way. Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy a thing or two!
TXC2: !discord
LRRbot:
LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
TXC2: !contact
LRRbot:
ALL of LRR's active and official points of contact can be found on the Master Contact List: https://lrr.cc/contact
TXC2: title change!
lightfut: And we're back
Juliamon:
TXC2: CONTACT
Aceviru:
Why is your seat so warm 
lightfut: More lotr today?
Aceviru: Ye
TXC2: what the title says
KeytarCat: I should rewatch roadquest
TXC2:
thinking the same thing, but I'm still trying to get trough desert bus
calculated_uncertainties: @TXC2 Like, all of it? or just this year?
TXC2: calculated_uncertainties oh just this year, made it to day 7 yesturday
TheAwkes: What is this rew atch you speak of? I, a regular normal human person, very rarely watch anything more than once.
TXC2: it where you watch something a 2nd time, because you end up seeing more
TXC2: Here we GO!
Krillin_fan: and my axe!
TXC2: Hello Wheeler and Angel
Omthebox: Spell, failed
SymphonySolstice: damn ok
CookieMom: *moves to third monitor*
TXC2:
jokes on you Wheeler, I only have the one monitor
MrSarkhan: jokes on your this is on second laptop/4th monitor
TXC2: hello Paul on tech
calculated_uncertainties is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 299 in the channel!
calculated_uncertainties gifted a Tier 1 sub to ThisisKellcore!
calculated_uncertainties gifted a Tier 1 sub to Obsolete2885!
calculated_uncertainties gifted a Tier 1 sub to MWGNZ!
calculated_uncertainties gifted a Tier 1 sub to Psynac_spellcaster!
calculated_uncertainties gifted a Tier 1 sub to d3fault1985!
calculated_uncertainties gifted a Tier 1 sub to Val_TheRainbowFang!
calculated_uncertainties gifted a Tier 1 sub to CrazySliver!
calculated_uncertainties gifted a Tier 1 sub to thedarkpizzaking!
calculated_uncertainties gifted a Tier 1 sub to bizness_cazual!
calculated_uncertainties gifted a Tier 1 sub to starmute12!
LRRbot:
Thanks for the gifts, calculated_uncertainties! Welcome to ThisisKellcore, Obsolete2885, MWGNZ, Psynac_spellcaster, d3fault1985, Val_TheRainbowFang, CrazySliver, thedarkpizzaking, bizness_cazual, and starmute12! (Today's storm count: 27)
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2:
calculated_uncertainties 
TXC2: !store
LRRbot:
The LoadingReadyRun store has returned! Merch selection is currently limited but there is more on the way. Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy a thing or two!
Aceviru: Hahaha
calculated_uncertainties: @TXC2 gotta take advantage of the gift sub discount for my favorite people
SymphonySolstice: but other ben told us to give everyone ELSE $5
TXC2: calculated_uncertainties indeed
Voidhawk42: I didn't see the previous stream, will I be lost on the lore?
LoadingReadyRun: thanks calculated_uncertainties!
Mai_Andra: The sleeves are nice colors.
FurthestChunk: i thought the monkey was going to the west
Aceviru: @SymphonySolstice So which Ben do you listen to 👀 | the one on the left shoulder or the one on the right shoulder
TXC2:
Voidhawk42 yes, but there is a short, simple read to catch you up, it's called the Simirilion
Mai_Andra: Mordor is East, though. The West is Legally Distinct Elf-Heaven Sort-of.
duallain: why is wheeler just listing Pokémon
TXC2: roehobits!
LordZarano: How many cards in those decks?
accountmadeforants: @LordZarano More than five, at least
FurthestChunk: wait, Patrick Sullivan? Like the Magic Patrick Sullivan?
yalc321 subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 103 months!
yalc321: Is this a card?
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, yalc321! (Today's storm count: 28)
LoadingReadyRun: @FurthestChunk It is indeed!
Krillin_fan: Goblin Scimitar my beloved
Mai_Andra: Wheeler is now distracted... by VALUE.
accountmadeforants: @LordZarano In all seriousness, it's probably 50 since that's the minimum
KeytarCat: Cardiffers!
lightfut: <Ben voice>wake up card reader!
TXC2: mordorcs
LoadingReadyRun: Moriork vs Mordorcs
Cptasparagus: !card grond
LRRbot: Grond, the Gatebreaker [3B] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | Trample / As long as it's your turn and you control an Army, Grond is an artifact creature. / Crew 3
lightfut: Good old psully value
accountmadeforants: @accountmadeforants Oh nope that's the LCG, the TCG has a minimum of 30 for each side. So at least 60 total.
A_Dub888: Holy crap, it’s renowned Kingdom Hearts streamer Benjamin Underscore Wheeler!
TXC2:
Boromir bares the ring for all of 60 seconds
Mai_Andra: Condorman was such a classic.
accountmadeforants: "Companion Man" I remember that crapshot
Aceviru: But you do. You have 9 of them
ChargingFurret: will we see sean bean die today?
Mai_Andra: Water? What is this, Legend of the Five One-Rings?
A_Dub888: Sonic 06?
TXC2:
damn I wish Sonic ads were that good Wheeler
AugmentingPath: the sonic game where he's on a boat/in the tropics, since it's the early 90s, yeah. The FFX/Mario Sunshine of sonics
AugmentingPath: Early 00s, I mea
TXC2: the river beared the ring for over 2000 years year, the river is the one true ringbearer
FurthestChunk: smeagol's brother, desert eagle
Krillin_fan: commonly called Hobbit Hospital...not hobbit dutch rudder...
TheAwkes:
Merry and Pippin probably have, tbh... 
A_Dub888:
Krillin_fan: Frodo, noted pincushion
AugmentingPath: Hmm, Eowyn's type line asserts she is, in fact, a Man
Krillin_fan: all Sams are ringbound
TXC2:
AugmentingPath a common mistake, see, the line is actually "I am Gnome Ann"
TXC2: stickers on MtG Cards? so this is an un-set?
ChargingFurret: lol
Aceviru: @TXC2 Yes, it's UNiverses Beyond:Lotr, Tcg
Diabore: 19
TXC2: Aceviru good point
ChargingFurret: bid down to 1, play neobrand
ChargingFurret: hamtaro has seen the world of middle earth
Aceviru: We're aware yeah
Krillin_fan: if you go first, you get to start your site 1
TXC2: the Methuselah of Hamsters
Aceviru: !clip
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
KeytarCat: Elrond Hubber
TXC2: Greenleaf is presumably the translation of his name from Sindarin
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
ChargingFurret: do i remember correctly that exert is down to 1 hp?
anyGould: This is some nostalgia... my spouse used to run tournaments for this.
anyGould: @ChargingFurret Exert is "take a damage, unless it would kill you". Exhaust is "exert til you cao't anymore".
ChargingFurret: okay, i did remember that they were confusing because it was "ex-" and did similar stuff
KeytarCat:
It's just like Crawl 
Cptasparagus: I thought it was the Mimes of Moria
Nemosaur: Bus is coming?
KeytarCat: The future opens wide
TXC2: so I looked it up, Greenleaf isn't Legolas' last name, it's Legolas translated into English
FurthestChunk: Ah yes, this card is Hill Hill Hill
Strebenherz: So it's legolas legolas
FurthestChunk: No no, it's fine, it just I didn't expect it to be plain English
A_Dub888: inside you (-r deck) there is one Gollum
FurthestChunk: *it's
anyGould: The one flaw in Decipher games was that they never did a fantastic job of separating loaded words (fierce) vs. unloaded (marsh).
Cptasparagus: need to photoshop Paul's face onto the "is this?" meme
Krillin_fan: how did Ben play for his Moria Orcs without Marsh mana?
nyc_mtg: sup chat just tuned in, is angel's deck from the same patrick sullivan of magic fame?
Krillin_fan: @nyc_mtg yes
nyc_mtg: sick
TXC2: hello nyc_mtg indeed the same
Krillin_fan: threat limit is = to companions in play
FurthestChunk: so what makes these guys roaming
Krillin_fan: @FurthestChunk the number in the bottom left of a minion's card shows their "site number"
anyGould: Functionally it limits how much the shadow can hit the fellowship early turns (while you're still finding your toys)
LoadingReadyRun: I guess the "site number" represents how far in the journey that monster would naturally show up. If you want him to hit the fellowship earlier, you have to pay extra shadow
Strebenherz: Gotta pay for their gas
Krillin_fan: You do not.
Krillin_fan: (i'm not entirely sure the elite rider wasn't supposed to be an eomer)
accountmadeforants: Oh derp, I missed Paul posting it earlier
Krillin_fan: he had to learn the skill somewhere!
RealGamerCow: Boston Strangler
Coloneljesus: the Grungler
LoadingReadyRun: @accountmadeforants ya, that's the post. unfortunately they seem to use a shorthand for the card names that makes it a little tricky to see the cards
Krillin_fan: i'm noticing that as well paul, like the sting from dan's list shows Sting from the first set, but the Bot8L tag indicates it's supposed to be the sting from set 8
Krillin_fan: GROND
SymphonySolstice: grond! grond!
Krillin_fan:
except Sam, sam is ring bound 
Krillin_fan: All sams are ringbound
LoadingReadyRun: @Krillin_fan it's especially annoying because whatever they use to link the cards works quite well, except it doesn't understand the abbreviations, so I had to find them myself
Krillin_fan:
when they added the ring-bound text they made it so all frodos and sams are ringbound
Strebenherz: Chat never lies
Krillin_fan: haha
morgoth_bauglyr subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 77 months!
morgoth_bauglyr: (handwave) these are not the cards you are looking for
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, morgoth_bauglyr! (Today's storm count: 29)
Krillin_fan: sadly, Gumption and Courage are unloaded keywords
Krillin_fan: there's an online client as well!
Krillin_fan: it's so hard to play elves "glares intensely at Galadriel"
Pywodwagon: what if git probe was a ravens crime
Ratchet215: why is there a marble army on the board?
Krillin_fan: @Ratchet215 that's the resource system, we love our glass beads
ChargingFurret: wheeler is storming off
Krillin_fan: achievement unlocked!
TXC2: right chat I'm off
Aceviru: @ChargingFurret No yaku unfortunately
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Wheeler and Angel and Paul on tech
Aceviru: See ya @txc2
Strebenherz: Goodnight @txc2
ChargingFurret: what's the mechanic when a unit just kill the one they're skirmishing, no matter the wounds?
ChargingFurret: he almost died tho
Krillin_fan: this is why Boromir is the better brother ~Denethor, Probably
Pywodwagon: and he gets to marry Eowyn!
A_Dub888: !card overwhelming stamp
LRRbot: Overwhelming Stampede [3GG] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
johnnylongtorso: @Krillin_fan wrong son died!
Jensling: !card Overwhelm
LRRbot: Overwhelm [5GG] | Sorcery | Convoke / Creatures you control get +3/+3 until end of turn.
johnnylongtorso: that's not Sylvester McCoy
AdamBreadshark: oh my gosh! I used to love this game!
A_Dub888: !card the seventh
LRRbot: The Seventh Doctor [3WU] | Legendary Creature — Time Lord Doctor [3/6] | Whenever The Seventh Doctor attacks, choose a card in your hand. Defending player guesses whether that card's mana value is greater than the number of artifacts you control. If they guessed wrong, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. If you don't cast a spell this way, investigate.
AdamBreadshark: hope yall are having fun!
randomino5: I think it's pronounced "simpleminds"
Krillin_fan: long has somble domble grown on the graves of my ancestors...
Mai_Andra: An event during Fellowship? but it happened in the Two Towers...
ChargingFurret: this really makes me thing that elite rider should be eomer
Krillin_fan: third marshal of the riddermark
Krillin_fan: would be the eomer imo
AdamBreadshark: ^
AdamBreadshark: that’s the one I remember using
Krillin_fan: ooo paul found the fancy version
ChargingFurret:
randomino5: Riddermark me this, Batman.
randomino5: Did the decklists not say what the starting fellowship was supposed to be?
Krillin_fan: @randomino5 they did not
randomino5: Awesome
ChargingFurret: @randomino5 they're literally just deck lists, no primers
johnnylongtorso: goodbye Eomer, it's been nice
AdamBreadshark: omg grond!
ChargingFurret: i love that they made a "mini" of grond
AdamBreadshark: that card is terrifying
ChargingFurret: its still massive
A_Dub888: (grond)
johnnylongtorso: Grond count: 2
Krillin_fan:
it only kills sam
LordZarano: 77 cards in Dan's deck, 66 in Patrick's (not including ringbearer, One Ring, & 9 sitepath)
SymphonySolstice: ᴳʳᵒⁿᵈ ᴳʳᵒⁿᵈ ᴳʳᵒⁿᵈ
ChargingFurret: Grond! Grond! Grond!
SymphonySolstice: my phone froze trying to grab that
ChargingFurret: this is great
Krillin_fan:
Eomer sees a 20 strength minion and just shrugs 
SymphonySolstice: eomer's wound grew 3px that day
Pywodwagon: I dug into the old decipher website with the way back machine to see if I can find anything and no new info yet, but there was apparently a Highlander format for the Star Trek TCG
KeytarCat: @Pywodwagon Please tell me it's called Flagship
ChargingFurret: BEEEG troll
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
ChargingFurret: not sean bean!
SymphonySolstice: he seaned his last bean
Krillin_fan:
companions only
A_Dub888: Sean Bean didn't die in The Martian
Pywodwagon: I can’t find any exact lists with eomer but a lot of similar ones did run this one
AdamBreadshark: I do recall him being a good starting fellowship with like elite rider and or eowyn or something
Krillin_fan: @AdamBreadshark Eomer? yeah he is one of the stronger Rohan starts
schordash: delayed o/ back~
A_Dub888: *Come back from commercial* "Unfortunately Paul had to die.."
AdamBreadshark: all I remember is I gave him like all his unique items and he kind of just thrashed most of the shadow
AdamBreadshark: that and archery were my favorite fellowships
kristof162028 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
kristof162028: Hey there friends
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, kristof162028! (Today's storm count: 30)
Krillin_fan:
my buddy plays rohan all the time, i've grown accustomed to putting my minions in the discard when they square up against Eomer
AdamBreadshark: like elves and men archery if I recall
AdamBreadshark: is Legolas greenleaf in this match btw? I rolled in kind of late
randomino5: This game slapped, and then they released an expansion that just murdered it and this is the first time in 20 years that anyone's played it.
Krillin_fan: yeah Angel has it in her fellowship
Krillin_fan: @randomino5 haha, it's had a very active online community for a while thanks to the web client. But yeah, the Shadows "reboot" was brutal for the playerbase
AdamBreadshark: I remember when they had the online version of this game I would roll several accounts to trade cards with myself. good times
Krillin_fan: that client was so fun, my buddies and I beta tested that for ages
AdamBreadshark: yeah same!
AdamBreadshark: it was such a nice game client for its time
Cptasparagus: ~feel the wrath on your skin~
AdamBreadshark: what was the one shadow faction with the bird logo? I remember that being a nightmare
Krillin_fan: Dunland
AdamBreadshark: DUNLAND
AdamBreadshark: oh god that shadow was a menace
AdamBreadshark: oh is Angel on last alliance?
ChargingFurret: that's his name as the king of gondor right?
LoadingReadyRun: Aragon, Elfname
Krillin_fan: i believe so @ChargingFurret
johnnylongtorso: Faramir's dead, is it in my head
AdamBreadshark: angels having quite the fellowship
Krillin_fan: 9!
AdamBreadshark: the rule of 9!
Krillin_fan:
(you do not want 9 companions in your fellowship, you will die )
AdamBreadshark:
johnnylongtorso: Legolas Greenleaf, of the Mirkwood Greenleafs?
Krillin_fan: o7 goodbye sam
AdamBreadshark: o7
ChargingFurret: only the third age
LoadingReadyRun: @Krillin_fan why do you not want all 9 companions in the fellowship?
AdamBreadshark: this is the directors cut it would seem
zelukester: lmao
AdamBreadshark: @loadingreadyrun bc then you give your opponent a lot of resources during shadow phase
LoadingReadyRun: ah, right
AdamBreadshark: since they get one shadow for each companion when you move
johnnylongtorso: can you just have one really buff guy and Frodo?
Krillin_fan: @LoadingReadyRun it feeds an awful lot of twilight to the shadow, both from playing that many companions, and every time they move. Some shadows won't be able to use all the twilight, but most will and they'll punish you for it
ChargingFurret: @johnnylongtorso then if they play 2+ guys, frodo has to fight a lot
AdamBreadshark: @johnnylongtorso yes you can! in fact if I recall that was a later popular strategy with gollum/smeagol
AdamBreadshark: granted they weren’t buff but they avoided confrontation
Krillin_fan: that darned eomer, always asleep when the fellowship needs him
LoadingReadyRun:
This reminds me that I always thought it would be fun & silly to play a game of Momir Vig mtg with a pile of phones to show all the random cards
Krillin_fan: 60 smartphones all connected and ready to hit the scryfall random button, that's the dream
TheWooglie subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 116 months!
TheWooglie:
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, TheWooglie! (Today's storm count: 31)
LoadingReadyRun: @Krillin_fan gotta find a pile of old phones
ChargingFurret: @LoadingReadyRun whose batteries haven't gone bad ye
ChargingFurret: yet
Krillin_fan: the blade that was broken!
AdamBreadshark: oh geeze!! this card is busted
Aceviru: @LoadingReadyRun I feel that we could probably just begin to develop a big touchscreen tabletop with which to interface with.
AdamBreadshark: yes
A_Dub888: @ChargingFurret "Today on Tinker Taylor Solder Fry were going to be replacing batteries from a bunch of old phones Paul found."
AdamBreadshark: there was that one banned Aragorn that removed twilight though
LoadingReadyRun: @Aceviru finally a use for Microsoft surface!
Krillin_fan: so the timeline just got a bit wibbly wobbly
ChargingFurret: that's his son's scroll
wiigamer1995: Is the one ring a ring card in this game?
Krillin_fan: @wiigamer1995 yes! but you always start with it
ChargingFurret: does angel or wheeler get the threat?
Krillin_fan: Angel does
ChargingFurret: so angel should have a threat from the gollum search card?>
Krillin_fan: yes
AdamBreadshark: awww shit
ChargingFurret: oh baby
AdamBreadshark: enquea
AdamBreadshark: so good
Krillin_fan:
oh shotgun enquea, you have murdered more fellowships than any other card
CaptainSpam: *looks at deck names* I'm calling it: Wheeler's deck on the next FNPF he's on will be called "Benjamin Wheeler's 2025 Deck".
goombalax: Secret sen-Tunne;s
seanmrwick: Judge!
A_Dub888: was it a very good year?
n3ther: "younger"
Pywodwagon: you can hear the history of doing Billy Boyd coming out in that Sam
n3ther:
he still does it
seanmrwick: @Pywodwagon hahaha
Mai_Andra: I'm not clever enough to come up with a rapper's delight/gaffer's delight bit...
schordash:
Coloneljesus: how come whenever I do that on a date, they leave?
Aceviru: @Coloneljesus Scill diff
johnnylongtorso: Can't Kill Horses Club
HiimDant: who's winning, chat?
Krillin_fan: Angel is a bit beat up, but she's about to put some pain on Ben, it's closer than it may seem.
Mai_Andra: Now there's only five guys left, it makes you wonder what's in those burgers...
SymphonySolstice: these tokens really look like gummies. forbidden snack
Aceviru: Please don't eat the beads
HiimDant:
you're not my dad
Eepymrrp: @Mai_Andra "The demon burgers on beef street"
Krillin_fan: @SymphonySolstice there's nothing in the rules that say you can't use skittles as your twilight tokens!
SymphonySolstice: thinkin tapioca balls really
couchboyj: Gandalf climbing a ladder
Krillin_fan: Eomer while fighting a nazghul has turned into a block of text, it's a bold strategy
HiimDant: I think the phone didn't like the Camera being blocked for too long
KeytarCat: eomer gettin faded
KeytarCat: Phones are like birds, block their eyes and they fall asleep
SymphonySolstice: just like me fr
Coloneljesus:
can we get wheeler a charger in here? 
Krillin_fan:
@LoadingReadyRun you'll need to make sure the table can wirelessly charge the 60 phones to avoid this issue in the momir game
Krillin_fan: corporate needs you to find the difference between these two swords.
LoadingReadyRun:
@Krillin_fan just one more of the many problems 
Coloneljesus: *shouts from the back of the audience* Neeeerd!
couchboyj: Is Gondor Man the Middle Erath equivalent of Florida Man?
RevolverRossalot: Corporate wants to know where was Narsil when the Westfold fell
A_Dub888: @couchboyj Gondor Man Gondor Man, Gondor Man fights Mordor Man
Cptasparagus: bring me your most vascular Gondor man1
LoadingReadyRun: @A_Dub888 They have a fight, Mordor wins, Gondor man
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
e_bloc: the host of moria must have a terrible monologue
couchboyj: Gondor Man arrested for wrestling with three Hobbits in town square. Hobbits claim they did not agree to the match.
RealGamerCow:
Outside assistance
CaptainSpam: How does Gondor Man fare against Particle Man?
e_bloc: @CaptainSpam its a neutron-to-positron matchup
SymphonySolstice: eomer arrived exactly when he is needed
LoadingReadyRun:
@CaptainSpam Judging from the song, I don't think Particle Man actually beats anyone
Aceviru: @SymphonySolstice Not a battery percentage more, not a battery percentage less
e_bloc: he's a gondor man with a gondor plan
KeytarCat: And damn what a plan from that gondor man
A_Dub888: @LoadingReadyRun Particle Man, Particle Man. Particle Man fights Gondor Man. Gondor Man cuts Particle Man. Particle Man flees. Particle Man
Krillin_fan: different site, same host of moria
LoadingReadyRun: Gondor Man has the proportional strength of Gondor.... which I guess is actually quite small?
Krillin_fan: str +2 for each wound on this character
KeytarCat: New soup, same spoon
couchboyj: Was he bitten by a radioactive Gondor?
accountmadeforants: I love all the beads on the table, always makes card games look more fun/involved.
LoadingReadyRun: @accountmadeforants the more types of counters, the better!
accountmadeforants:
@LoadingReadyRun Oh yes, I want an absolute rainbow of esoteric beads strewn across the table. 
CaptainSpam: @accountmadeforants "No, the PUCE counters are additional ground troops and the MAUVE counters are artillery. Pay attention."
couchboyj: Gondor Man issued DUI while driving Grond through downtown.
Cptasparagus: just wait until they get to LOTR 40k when there is an orbital layer
A_Dub888: @couchboyj When asked for comment, Gondor Man said :"GROND *hic* GROND"
e_bloc: you need Wheeler knowledge and Angel skill
KeytarCat: I keep hearing Feist words instead of Tolkein words
Mai_Andra:
How would knowledge of Magic cards help play LotR?
e_bloc: yeah uh none of her cards actually do anything, this whole stream has just been one gaslighting
glitched_goddess: But did she get the extra shadow from her Eothist Idol?
accountmadeforants: "Okay but what if we crawl into Mordor instead? Or run?"
Krillin_fan: 3 more threats should be added, bringing wheeler to 6
Mai_Andra: Gorgoroth trolls come in pairs so they can push the gates open.
Krillin_fan: from the agitator
FurthestChunk: so whilst part of the problem is that I took a nap but this board state seems, uh, somewhat complex
FurthestChunk: wow that sentence is so bad
FurthestChunk: i blame the nap
Krillin_fan: @FurthestChunk does it help if you can ignore 1/2 of it 1/2 the time?
FurthestChunk: game look hard
A_Dub888: @FurthestChunk from what I can tell, each of them have cards on their side, some of them have counters, and wheeler's proxying a card with his phone
FurthestChunk: @Krillin_fan no, actually, that kinda makes it worse because I'd forget half the game existed
KeytarCat: And we're still on game one??
Krillin_fan:
we are still on game 1 yes
FurthestChunk: people played this game for money
KeytarCat: I jest, but is it normally played Bo1?
FurthestChunk: not making fun of the game, just, wow
e_bloc: people slap each other in the face for money too
Krillin_fan: @KeytarCat it was best of 1 yes
KeytarCat: tyty
Krillin_fan: o7 Aragorn
glitched_goddess: Aragorn kicked a helmet too hard
e_bloc: aragore
Krillin_fan: i think my least favorite part of the films is when two trolls stepped on aragorn
FurthestChunk: hey did you know that he broke his toe kicking that helmet nobody has heard this piece of trivia before
Krillin_fan: a BOLD double move by Wheeler
e_bloc: losing all your twilight doesn't make you lose right?
HiimDant: operation: bum-rush mount doom!
glitched_goddess: just punt his hobbit ass into the volcano
JKBalch: Ablative fellowship should be the name of a roller derby team
Krillin_fan: no, twilight is just your resource to play cards for the bad guys
e_bloc: @Krillin_fan ah, so your life is not twilight
RevolverRossalot: It would significantly reduce the length of the ending if we trimmed out the Fellowship...
Krillin_fan: correct, your "life" is your ring-bearer
JKBalch: *Angel reaches across the table with a dagger*
FurthestChunk: angel kill this man
LoadingReadyRun: The fellowship just hit Mordor in a flying V
FurthestChunk: break his back, make him humble
Aceviru: @RevolverRossalot As someone who has no knowledge of lotr, this story seems complicated based on this board
e_bloc: theres no rule that hobbits can't play ice hockey
TitanicBark68 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 28 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, TitanicBark68! (Today's storm count: 32)
Krillin_fan: wheeler should have 3 more threats thanks to the site
FurthestChunk: they just have a realistic logistics trail
Krillin_fan: ahh they're slightly off screen, my bad!
FurthestChunk: like you need so much stuff to do a fight
e_bloc: a replacement effect
e_bloc: hopefully this game has layers
5 raiders from Lyinginbedmon have joined!
Lyinginbedmon:
Aceviru:
Krillin_fan:
@e_bloc it absolutely does not, and yes, that makes it as annoying as you might think
RealGamerCow: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Adam was left in charge, it'll be fine.) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (55m from now).
mindrevolt subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 11 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, mindrevolt! (Today's storm count: 33)
Sawtooth44: YOU MUST HOLD THE LINE FOR THE HOBBITS!
e_bloc: @Krillin_fan :d
FurthestChunk: i mean a giant confrontation at the end is pretty cool
RevolverRossalot: There may come a time when the strength of Men fails, possibly even this skirmish.
Krillin_fan:
@LoadingReadyRun the thematic climax of this game is one of the best parts
FurthestChunk: frodo losing the 1v1 against the balrog is kinda funny
FurthestChunk: like yeah it's this short guy versus a demon of fire and smoke
glitched_goddess: which deck won in 2004?
KeytarCat: Did wheeler ever get the armories online?
PMAvers: I remember one game ages ago where I was able to get enough buffs stacked up on a Pippin where he won a fight against the Balrog. Boromir took *so* many wounds to do it.
Krillin_fan: @KeytarCat he had them earlier, but Angel was using lego to force him to save his orcs
Krillin_fan: @PMAvers I had a game where Gandalf won a skirmish against Sauron, those games were always fantastic.
accountmadeforants: @Krillin_fan I choose to interpret this as Angel using Lego bricks
FurthestChunk: @PMAvers boromir getting his ass beat so hard by the balrog that pippin is able to sneak in and just shank him honestly sounds cool
Krillin_fan:
if you've ever stepped on legos, you know how dangerous they are
SymphonySolstice: F
FurthestChunk: so angel's timeline where boromir tosses the ring into mount doom is now canon
Krillin_fan: turns out Denethor was right all along, Boromir was the better son
Pywodwagon: #boromirwasright
FurthestChunk: hell yeah denethor
HiimDant: but you only needed the one
Krillin_fan: GGs!
A_Dub888: so big, so vascular
SymphonySolstice: gg
FurthestChunk: i want a cup of that troll's piss
FurthestChunk: damn Ian McKellen canonically stronger than Sylvester McCoy
Krillin_fan:
eowyn and eomer would be the start there imo
Krillin_fan: check out GEMP, the online client is great for learning AND watching!
FurthestChunk: @Krillin_fan that cannot be the name
Krillin_fan:
it can, and is
PMAvers: So… runback where people attempt to brew up some decks?
FurthestChunk: just for bad mouthfeel reasons
Krillin_fan: (i didn't name it)
n3ther: so that you can lose an entire evening
glitched_goddess: that sounds dreadful lol
FurthestChunk: that sounds miserable (positive connotation)
A_Dub888: "And you don't have to play Commander" - Benjamin Wheeler of the Commander Advisory Panel (or however you call it)
glitched_goddess: I know it from QI lol
KWardJenx: That Crap Shot was harrowing. Excellent work, Angel.
FurthestChunk: england truly is a blight on the world
Strebenherz: Runescape?
Anubis169: !patreon
Anubis169: THank you!!
Pazy160: I am sad to be from the UK, thank for the condolences, Wheeler.
Anubis169: !youtube
Anubis169: !store
LRRbot:
The LoadingReadyRun store has returned! Merch selection is currently limited but there is more on the way. Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy a thing or two!
salamisuperstar: I'm from NEW England and know those crowns, so maybe that counts?
Anubis169: UK represent!
Krillin_fan: I was told during the last LRRMTG that i'm supposed to give $5 to Graham
Coloneljesus: I'll give 5 bucks to your cat
Anubis169: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1771: "I'm looking forward to going home and chasing my monkey later." —Graham [2016-02-12]
Strebenherz: I thought you were going to say don't starve your mimes
A_Dub888: isn't Graham your boss?
RealGamerCow: I was really hoping Paul was going to cut Wheeler's mic there.
Pazy160: Any business where you can insult your boss is a good business.
RealGamerCow: as a goof
ThorSokar: Baten Kaitos is NOT a short game
SymphonySolstice: cribbin'
Pywodwagon: Beej is banned
FurthestChunk: Beej is disinvited for crimes against Wheeler
RealGamerCow: 4 player crib?
RealGamerCow: You might have to count to 31 as well.
KWardJenx: Three player two player cribbage.
FurthestChunk: what's your yaku
Anubis169:
Anubis169: ^ the tech
Anubis169: !schedule
Coloneljesus: some subnautica?
thingo314: no wheel!
FurthestChunk: time to spin the wheel
Krillin_fan: he's just going to shoot us all!
n3ther: the return of solo Adam fully in charge
ThorSokar: We're gonna spin the WHEEL for 2 hours!
KWardJenx: Dear God, not again...
RealGamerCow: *hears the Halls of the Mountain King in the distance*
Coloneljesus: he stated that wheel of death stream would never happen again
SymphonySolstice: no the wheel is dead
SymphonySolstice: he said he got something lined up
salamisuperstar: As Richard Garfield intended
FurthestChunk: and/or vintage cube?
SymphonySolstice: beejmas
A_Dub888: KIRYU CHAN
ThorSokar: most of my friends do live in different countries
ThorSokar: No Tingle?!
ThorSokar: Has this Cube been built yet
n3ther: and they were co-workers
FurthestChunk: jesus that is a rancid vibe, thanks wheeler
Anubis169: !wheeler
LRRbot:
Magic: The Gathering
Juliamon: we don't have individual channel commands
FurthestChunk: it does exactly what you needed though
SymphonySolstice: it did exactly what it needed to do
rosesmcgee: @Anubis169 But it did what it was supposed to
Juliamon: !homestream
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager , twitch.tv/sergeafterdark | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler
Coloneljesus: wheeler just lies by default
A_Dub888: I thought Heather was the liar
Anubis169: I swear I dream half the stuff that goes on in the stream prep
Anubis169: x_x
Anubis169:
glitched_goddess: @Coloneljesus how can you tell Wheeler lies?
Anubis169: christmas muffin!!
Aceviru:
KWardJenx: Wonderful stream, as ever. Many thanks
A_Dub888: @Anubis169 Christmas Muffin Funffin
SymphonySolstice: dabits
Anubis169: Thank yooooooooou!!
Krillin_fan: thanks for playing one of my favorite games!
Coloneljesus: CUT!
n3ther: LOL
SymphonySolstice: lmao
RealGamerCow: perfect
salamisuperstar:
Anubis169:
FurthestChunk: Dr Mrs The Monarch??
LordZarano: Melody's Escape: catch it live cause it might not make it to youtube! Although I will try to record it again
Aceviru: Paul the goat
Strebenherz: Good cut Paul xD
salamisuperstar: Thank you Paul
Anubis169:
Thank you Paul 
Strebenherz: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Adam was left in charge, it'll be fine.) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (35m from now).
KWardJenx: Paul = undefeated
RealGamerCow: I'd be okay with a CYA book stream
RealGamerCow: CYOA
Juliamon: do we have a holiday-themed one?
RealGamerCow: That would be lovelty
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it bad I am very Concerned about that description?
Reset scrolling
https://lotrtcgwiki.com/forums/index.php?topic=6620.0
100