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Flyingdelorion: Happy Holidays and all the best chat!
pleonasticTautology: g'afternoon
pleonasticTautology: i'm so eepy
TXC2: hello Flyingdelorion and pleonasticTautology welcome
pleonasticTautology: hi txc2
TXC2: Here we GO!
dungeonmasteralek: Happy holidays all! Taking a break from family function and this came at the perfect time
TXC2: Hello Adam and Cori
tryllebanjo: OH SH*T SHATTER
BusTed: tqsStinky
tryllebanjo: scatter
Geldaran: ::sniffs:: how did you know?
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pleonasticTautology: hi cori, hi adam
Gekyouryuu: "happy nondenominational holiday greeting, you heathens!"
tryllebanjo: Merry christmas ya hoodlums! Ya scallywags!
letsbelgo: yeah!
Hypo_Holy: merry christmas y'all
raulghoulia: Graham is being Christmas Caroled as we speak
rosesmcgee: The largest LRR member finally started eating the others. Just as the prophecy foretold
TXC2: Adam has started timing out people in real life!
couchboyj: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
MrSarkhan: Merry coup-mas
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Geldaran: nah Adam's the muscle, Cori is the brains... it tracks.
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Flyingdelorion: Hello Cori and Adam! Happy Holidays!
itsr67: ho ho howdy
Gekyouryuu: christmas lasts 12 days. buy a bird deck.
TXC2: Geldaran I thought Cori was the Potassium? Kappa
pleonasticTautology: they're on sale
pleonasticTautology: 35% off
tryllebanjo: Baking a gift cake. Also, a gift cake in Danish is some evil shizz.
couchboyj: Final Fantasy draft is up too I think, but both sets are bangers
Diabore: well cant stop it now
pleonasticTautology: welp
itsr67: FF draft rules
juzztshay: oop
itsr67: LMFAO
TXC2: that would explain the lack of gold in the account :p
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LarkSachrosis: Oops
tryllebanjo: Hey, Wheeler appreciates your donation.
raulghoulia: this jobs paying out!
Luna_TheOtter: merry early christmas wheeler
couchboyj: Better spend em all then
ikiusen_: MERRY CHISTMAS!
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Gekyouryuu: Christmas bonuses in Canada are WILD
realbadatthis_: *whispers* that's the Christmas Adam
adept_nekomancer: None of us saw anything.
OldUncleDan: Wheeler is streaming right now.
TacitusVigil: Is Adam spending irresponsibly again?
terribleplan: incoming chargeback
TXC2: you can contact Wizard's support to get them gems back
TacitusVigil: Also, I thought the pizza party was Adam's bonus?
Flyingdelorion: Still dickbutt?
iris_of_ether: oh no
Wolfstrike_NL: Happy Holidays Cori and Chat
iris_of_ether: Content just got made for sure
TXC2: hello Wolfstrike_NL welcome
Azralorne: 🤣
terribleplan: Is Adam demoted to “chat”?
iris_of_ether: Go Cori go Adam
raulghoulia: fold in the cheese
TXC2: that was the mom from Schitt's Creak right?
Scrubbodiestobears: one of us one of us
ArdCollider: hi christmas bob, Adam
Aceviru: One of us?
TacitusVigil: Adam is promoted to Beej. Beej is demoted to Adam.
iris_of_ether: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
realbadatthis_: he was in oki oki last week. salt of the earth type shit
RareSeaKat: Happy Holidays to Cori and only Cori.
Diabore: ooh jailer is gas
Wolfstrike_NL: O you're here as well, well alright, happy holidays Adam :P
pleonasticTautology: we're running that ty lee in our jeskai ally equipment deck
raulghoulia: delteeted
benjamin_wheeler: did you steal my credit card?
benjamin_wheeler: or did Santa come early?
iris_of_ether: Hahahahaha
Diabore: adam its an ape goat, not a gorilla
Scrubbodiestobears: "why would you want a big monkey" have you MET Adam?
tryllebanjo: LUL coxJob coxManleee
TXC2: benjamin_wheeler the later, Adam put LRR gems on your account by mistake
itsr67: LUL
benjamin_wheeler: oh thank god I've got Kingdom Hearts to play
BusTed: LUL
benjamin_wheeler: thanks babes merry christmas
n3ther: ya go back Kappa
lightfut: Kingdom hearts and only kingdom hearts
Diabore: go hyuck yourself
Scrubbodiestobears: Tell goofy; i want him to know it was me
tryllebanjo: @Diabore LUL
TacitusVigil: But Doctor, I *am* Goofy!
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TXC2: he's like bad connive
RedAlexxis: Wow, I have been here like 5 seconds. :)
tryllebanjo: @Scrubbodiestobears Noice reference there CoolCat
n3ther: a large man
n3ther: lol
BusTed: NotLikeThis
itsr67: removal is pretty good
TXC2: we're engaging in onanism on this the eve of Jesus's birthday :p
TacitusVigil: Chat's been replacing Adam's clothes with one size smaller a week all year! Haha!
wedge_x: not much what's onan with you
Diabore: dont take this rare
Strebenherz: Good afternoon y'all
RedAlexxis: Obligatory "Merry Christmas, Mate" from future-orientated Australia
itsr67: love me some yuyan archers
Strebenherz: Adam's brainwashing
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Semaph: Happy Holidays Adam and chat ^^
OldUncleDan: Mono Ty Lee!
TXC2: really? I almost always discard with that card
calculated_uncertainties: Cheer100 Cheer1 Cheer1
couchboyj: The bad cards in Avatar are actually bad, packs dry up fast
TXC2: "boomerang! you do always come back!"
itsr67: United front is cracked
SolarBlitz1: Merry Chrysler Cory and Adam!
couchboyj: Pivot, that card is a bomb
TXC2: and a happy Chevy to you SolarBlitz1
couchboyj: Path is good
TXC2: i'd take heartless
Semaph: Should the card Boomerang have the flavour text 'Catch!' on it?
Diabore: hes pretty good
TXC2: Semaph It's a quote from the show I think
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TXC2: well it's Christmas, so giving people too much food is on theme
couchboyj: He's good late game, you can ship lands when you have more than you need
SolarBlitz1: The soliders pretty decent, especially if we get to airbend it a couple of times
pleonasticTautology: white lotus tile is going on our eventual elfball
TXC2: I don't feel like that mana rock is worthy of being mythic :p
pleonasticTautology: !card white lotus tile
LRRbot: White Lotus Tile [4] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the greatest number of creatures you control that have a creature type in common.
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 i think it does in the context of "this set is right before lorwyn"
Juliamon: ^
Diabore: we're playing blue now
SolarBlitz1: Either you clear off lands and draw the next hit or get to play it for free
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TXC2: pleonasticTautology if it was in rare sure, I just think mythic is a bit too far :p
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couchboyj: Villagers is indeed dog water
itsr67: auuuh
calculated_uncertainties: I enjoyed Cori's noise
n3ther: the intimacy scenes are vital to the plot
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TXC2: Tenchu had the best npc noises
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n3ther: it's basically christmas
rosesmcgee: It's Christmas? Shit...
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SolarBlitz1: The less you feel confident in a deck usually means the better it does
TXC2: people in Australia are probably already waking up on xmas morn
OldUncleDan: Isn't it effectively Christmas for like half of the planet at this point?
TXC2: OldUncleDan not quite
Firewhiskers: @NotCainNorAbel Thank you!
adept_nekomancer: Probably for half the world's population, given the population density of east Asia
Diabore: im not no mathamageographer but i dont think australia is within canada, or even canada in australia
TXC2: not thinking Australia, Definitely not thinking about Aotearoa
OldUncleDan: They are definitely eating fried chicken in Japan right now.
Juliamon: Probably for population, but not the population that celebrates Christmas
TXC2: ^
Juliamon: like, I'm pretty sure most of China and India do not give a fuck
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adept_nekomancer: Yeah, Christmas is mostly celebrated in the parts of the planet in the later timezones
Aceviru: This plan is working
SolarBlitz1: Removal . deck still works
adept_nekomancer: Sometimes all you need to do is set everything on fire.
Diabore: !card combustion man
LRRbot: Combustion Man [3RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [4/6] | Whenever Combustion Man attacks, destroy target permanent unless its controller has Combustion Man deal damage to them equal to his power.
TXC2: Juliamon fun story, more Christians in India then Buddhists, in spite of Buddhism being from India
youcantlistentobuttons: Yeah, it's Crimmas!
n3ther: twitch chat only exists to give attitude :)
marxmarksman: Cori has a blank cheque for unlimited attitude.
TXC2: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
LarkSachrosis: any other day of the year, Adam is more than willing to deal with attitude.
raulghoulia: hes going full cat
Diabore: i tink they dobs
calculated_uncertainties: @Forgotten_Sanity no ads for christmas! Enjoy!
BusTed: bew be
BusTed: w
pleonasticTautology: nice
TXC2: he shootin'
Juliamon: perfect deck no notes
Aceviru: And then they started blasting
pleonasticTautology: adam you drafted a good deck
Firewhiskers: Good jorb!
ArdCollider: the Destiny 2 thing that makes a fun "fwee!" with fireworks when you headshot is great.
TXC2: Returnal Kappa
SolarBlitz1: There was that weird iffy looking game about the talking guns from the Rick and Morty team wasnt there?
OldUncleDan: There are a lot of students at the University where I work who are from South Asia (Napal, India, Bangladesh, and Sri Lanka in particular). And, according to them, Christmas is a thing there. (Mostly, because it's a thing in UK and US.)
couchboyj: He'd have to make silencer noises for Hitmam. Not as much fun.
TXC2: SolarBlitz1 not the team, just the douchbag VA they fired
rosesmcgee: @SolarBlitz1 Yeah but the guns mostly made gun noises and talked to you.
Forgotten_Sanity: Mod the pc for the next time James has a pubg night
Firewhiskers: Christmas is the time for greed. Greed is good. Greed works.
xantos69: I'm the greediest magic player I know. And even I wouldn't have done that.
Firewhiskers: Oh no they bussed around
A_Dub888: what’s up gamers! How Magic is today’s Gatherint?
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 we drafting
pleonasticTautology: oh speaking of mtg, good news: managed to finally buy a single of the choco foil vivi
Firewhiskers: @pleonasticTautology Congrats!
TXC2: pleonasticTautology congrats, what deck is it for?
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pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 our izzet storm (yes it is) deck! https://moxfield.com/decks/K3y28IuAwk-8Mrh0RVtf6Q
TXC2: pleonasticTautology ah commander, neat
Firewhiskers: Why it's time for a Christmas miracle
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 yeah; also ff9 is our first/favorite and seeing this printing made us so giddy
Obos_TAB: Hello hello
pryzum_: sokka attack trigger gets it anyway oooof
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rosesmcgee: But my FOMO
Vinewood_OG: Based
Scrubbodiestobears: something something Big Cheevo
pleonasticTautology: i can tell i'm old because i hate achievements
TXC2: I got to the 1000xp, and then I stopped caring :p
PupPawty: xbox 360 achievements was peak tho but now days nah
Vinewood_OG: All my platinums were incidental.
rosesmcgee: So right, bestie
TXC2: Steam achievements are where it's at now
OldUncleDan: Does not elaborate.
PupPawty: yea fair
wickaboxet: happy holidays, may you draw lands and spells
Obos_TAB: can't you give them control of the enchantment?
Diabore: the enchantment
Aceviru: Your enchantment?
TXC2: hello wickaboxet welcome
Semaph: lol
Obos_TAB: they can pay 5 for an an ally but BIG SHRUG
SolarBlitz1: And now we atleast just pump out a 3/3 even if we dont give them anything more, I think?
SolarBlitz1: Oh no "When you do"
TXC2: !card path to redemption
LRRbot: Path to Redemption [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block. / {5}, Sacrifice this Aura: Exile enchanted creature. Create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. Activate only during your turn.
narset6691: uncle iroh is the best
A_Dub888: Adam savidan’s kinda cool
couchboyj: He has like 5 cards in the set
sleepyfelix: @xantos69 thank you very much for the gift sub!
TXC2: it's the part of story where he's hiding out running a tea shop
narset6691: you select it than say no
Diabore: you have to target but you can say no
Firewhiskers: It sounds like Snap Crackle Pop yes
A_Dub888: @TXC2 Mushi had a rough time getting to Ba Song Se, he just wants to do tea things
Firewhiskers: Expert foley there, Adam
Obos_TAB: "sandblast"
TXC2: A_Dub888 hot leaf juice things indeed
Lord_Hosk: Hey Adam and Cori, were you aware... that the Hosklings are Very very SNEAKY?
OldUncleDan: Sneaky like ninja?
Strebenherz: What did they do Hosk?
Lord_Hosk: They did a sneak
youcantlistentobuttons: Lead me to the flam, combustion man
TXC2: they snuck ?
A_Dub888: @Lord_Hosk uh ohhhhh, sneakyyyy
Obos_TAB: Hacked into your twitch account?
Firewhiskers: Adam and Cori shot a man in Ba Sing Se just to see them die
Semaph: That was more like slowmotion :)
TXC2: machine gun sounding like a typewriter
Tobenamed1: HIII ADAM
Tobenamed1: MERRY CHRISTMAS BOSSMAN
rosesmcgee: Client is cursed
Diabore: you dont need to win die rolls when you win games
couchboyj: Welcome to Bo1
Wolfstrike_NL: You're rolling dice while they are flipping coins
Aceviru: @TXC2 Shot,shot,shot. Ding.
A_Dub888: Adam “Bossman” Savidan
Omthebox: You're kinda like our boss
Tobenamed1: I am so happy i love christmas, everyone is bossman because everyone is a Boss
type_variable: Adam is a public figure who enjoys drawing cards upset the game is letting him draw cards
TXC2: Aceviru like an M1 Garande Kappa
ArtOfStuttering: There's a second Adam?!
couchboyj: I bet roast boar q pine is delicious. And built in toothpicks!
Obos_TAB: don't open it its a mixup
A_Dub888: was it Beej?
wedge_x: I'm at the combination ASMR and verbal stim stream
Wolfstrike_NL: So, who's bottle of piss did Adam request
TXC2: !addquote (Adam and Cori) [now] 'There better be cocaine in there.' 'Well it's got your name on it.'
LRRbot: New quote #9509: "'There better be cocaine in there.' 'Well it's got your name on it.'" —Adam and Cori [2025-12-24]
Obos_TAB: we should gamble on if you win]
A_Dub888: Cori buys chat ice cream if she wins
Aceviru: She gets to buy more lottery tickets
GamerCat88: Merry Christmas Eve everyone
Lord_Hosk: They got you infinate money... or nothing
ThorSokar: You get Cocaine Tickets!?!
OldUncleDan: Cocaine and Cocaine accesories.
TXC2: children used to be able to buy cocaine...in the 1890's :p
Strebenherz: I didn't realize the hosks and lrr were neighbors that's cute
Bruceski: That's how they get all the cocaine dealers, failure to card their customers. It's like Capone and taxes
pryzum_: real
GamerCat88: Audi 5000
Aceviru: But Adam
Firewhiskers: @TXC2 Freud would have prescribed it to you
TXC2: Adam's got to his puzzle house
Vinewood_OG: I could finally have a Lego basement. And a basement!
NotCainNorAbel: Adam wins $2 and is out
Obos_TAB: finally change your name to $eabat$
Diabore: atm its 80 mil
Flyingdelorion: Understandable Adam! I would do the same!
Diabore: if its lotto max
Diabore: all of it
Lord_Hosk: All of it
Omthebox: Careful you might invoke him, he's on sidequests
NotCainNorAbel: i think all
Alness49: Seabat$
Diabore: we dont tax lotto winnings
Invitare: $€abat$
Firewhiskers: 1099 form in the States
n3ther: yes it definitely could
TXC2: most lottos are taxed BEFORE the winnings
pryzum_: tell em cori
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Firewhiskers: Raid!
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Juliamon: Brew Crew Raid!!
RockPusher: sergeBongo sergeBongo sergeBongo sergeBongo
Strebenherz: brew crew!
phoenixfeather14: sergeBongo sergeBongo sergeBongo
OldUncleDan: The king is watching.
A_Dub888: ergager
Greendrag13 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
Greendrag13: Howldy! Love the festive Savidan in the corner hozzerLove
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youcantlistentobuttons: The King is WAthcing
TXC2: feel the Erge Yager
Lord_Hosk: Dental and vision could be a part of health insurance. Teachers could be paid better. Good steps have been made on the housing front but more could be done.
Firewhiskers: I made a gingerbread loaf for a birthday party tonight.
TXC2: better yet, dental and glasses could be part of a universal health care system
Greendrag13: Making a sweet potato pie tonight. Got the polycule coming over tomorrow!
Invitare: you can stop it blocking at least
Invitare: or not
OldUncleDan: Tomorrow, I am going to do my "Christmas Story" ritual and eat a bunch of Chinese food.
Lord_Hosk: Im watching people I enjoy the content of play a card game
uchihab7: i spent 200 dollars on pokemon plushes today to finish my favorites collection, thank u work christmas bonus
NotCainNorAbel: my SO does
Natimus_Prime: Monitoring my 3D printer while it runs off the last few gifts I need to make.
calculated_uncertainties: december birthdays are the worst.
Juliamon: damn, last-minute printing? Living dangerously
Lord_Hosk: People whose parents get turned on by the death of Ceaser?
Aceviru: Niece. She came in clutch for taxes
OldUncleDan: Jesus had a Christmas Birthday! lrrBEEJ
Natimus_Prime: Some of these gifts are for people from work who are on vacation, so I have time
Lord_Hosk: Jesus likely had a spring birthday
raulghoulia: Saturn had a christmas birthday
calculated_uncertainties: he moved it to december and ruined it for the rest of us
adept_nekomancer: The pig on the other hand, will be huge.
Firewhiskers: @raulghoulia Heck yeah Saturnalia
ThorSokar: He was born in July, they changed it to december to convert pagans
TXC2: "and why did they have to go to the stable?" "well it was Chirstmas, everything was closed"
calculated_uncertainties: When it clears it's orbit of other debris, Cori.
rosesmcgee: Once it can hold a spheroid shape under it's own gravity
NotCainNorAbel: bigger than pluto smaller than mercury
Flyingdelorion: Jesus got retconned? Damn
SpleenLord: Not all of us know our birthdays. Sometimes you just pick a day to celebrate
raulghoulia: between the time it was discovered and decided it was no longer a planet Pluto did not complete one revolution around the sun
Strebenherz: @cori, look saturn knows, children are like popcorn, once you eat one, you just can't stop
Vinewood_OG: What's the gestation period for an accretion disk?
adept_nekomancer: It's not the planet's birthday until it wears a festive party hat and eats cake. lrrBEEJ
TXC2: SpleenLord a day? rookie move, you pick a month and spend the whole time celebrating Kappa
Semaph: Do you count the creation of the planet as the day? Or the day they put a definition to it? Or the first time it's being described on paper (or any replacement with text)?
narset6691: def attack, leave them at 2
Juliamon: I think a planet's birthday is like a pet's gotcha day. It's the day when we declared it a planet.
Firewhiskers: Oh LRR folks, I did get the Crapshot even though I live in the States, I've watched so much BBC.
A_Dub888: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
adept_nekomancer: A day on Venus is 243 Earth days long, so it's birthday is like most of a year here.
raulghoulia: I celebrate my birthday and my adoption day. planets can be like that
SolarBlitz1: That is sadly not the lyrics
TXC2: got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow
BusTed: onstaWe
OldUncleDan: I just assumed that the birthday of the planets was just the birthdays of their respective Sailor Senshi.
TXC2: a really big cow?
Juliamon: What is a sky bison if not a floatcow?
raulghoulia: a bison is a miserable pile of screts
wedge_x: umm
EOstby: Wild oxen, if Wikipedia is to be believed.
QuantumTwitch: Merry Christmas everyone
OldUncleDan: Bison are part of the Bovine faction.
itira: Merry Christmas Cori (And not Adam)
Juliamon: yes
wedge_x: quite
Greendrag13: unless...
EOstby: Of course I didn't Google it; I went straight to Wikipedia, like an adult.
ArdCollider: is it so wroooong/ we're only goats and oxen after aaaallll
wedge_x: goats have them f'd up eyes dog
TXC2: they're all mamales, and that's close enough right? Kappa
Juliamon: !clip
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adept_nekomancer: If I recall elementary school correctly, oxen are mostly useful for hauling wagons full of bullets and no clothes to oregon and dying in the Rocky Mountains. lrrLUL
TXC2: Wikipedia is my homepage :p
Strebenherz: to be fair, google is poopy now
Greendrag13: Adam gonna toss us in the uwu-bliette!
Firewhiskers: I appreciate the noble Trison, Quadson, and Quintson. More heads means more better right?
SolarBlitz1: The Oofbliette
Juliamon: Google has actively ruined themselves
Natimus_Prime: My default search engine is DuckDuckGo. No AI summaries for me, thanks!
Strebenherz: also if anyone doesn't know, -ai gets rid of the ai stuff
narset6691: you know its waiting on u right?
Strebenherz: @Natimus_Prime that's good to know, thank you!
Juliamon: It's... it's more than the summary that's bad
A_Dub888: @Natimus_Prime same
Diabore: i added the ai summaries to a blacklist, they dont show up for me anymore
Juliamon: the results themselves are biased
Mechsican subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
Mechsican: sick
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Vinewood_OG: Google is 2 things: an A.I. slop synopsis of a reddit post form 8 years ago with all the conculsions wrong, and a link to that reddit post.
TXC2: "just don;t look" works for 50ft killer adverts and "ai"
Scrubbodiestobears: LOL you could see the regret in adam's eyes as he said that
itira: >.>
Vinewood_OG: Add "-ai" to the end of your searches.
TXC2: this you reminder then many of the characters in this cards are under 18
Juliamon: if you're gonna use google, at least use udm14
Strebenherz: I haven't seen that before,thank you Juliamon
ArdCollider: I used the tenbluelinks.org thing to set a custom search for un-AI'd Google.
Juliamon: happy to be of service
TXC2: !break
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Juliamon: yeah udm14 has a link to tenbluelinks among other things
A_Dub888: what if I want to walk ads?
TXC2: right chat I'm off
ghizmou: no running around the pool
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Adam
Aceviru: See ya @txc2
Firewhiskers: @A_Dub888 Ask the mods if its okay to promote LRR related stuff in the chat as ads?
Juliamon: goodnight TXC2 merry christmas!
Juliamon: About Fishing, huh
SolarBlitz1: Oh hey Baten Kaitos!
Juliamon: (it's not actually Baten Kaidos)
SolarBlitz1: Noooo
Juliamon: it's more cribbage
SolarBlitz1: I did think it was a bit agressively JRPG for what I expect Wheeler to play
Juliamon: ah, I see that About Fishing is by the Arctic Eggs devs
Strebenherz: HONK
itira: tqsSweat
Omthebox: Nobodys home
Juliamon: oh he still intends to play it, just at a time where studio C is unavailable
A_Dub888: POLO
Aceviru: Howdy
raulghoulia: yall on that nog?
Crashzxs: lrrAWESOME Hullo
wedge_x: can confirm, Cori can move silently on a moment's notice
NotCainNorAbel: It gets smoother over several years
Greendrag13: Oooh yeah, I've done the Alton Brown nog! It's quite nice, but a bit strong
itira: iv got some eggnog (no rum... yet) in my coffee rn its delicious
BusTed: 🤔
ThorSokar: that seems, ill advised
NotCainNorAbel: I was the person that told him about keeping it for a year or two
wedge_x: 1000 Year Egg Nog
brainbosh: I had that eggnog aged for a year in the fridge. It was delicious, no food poisoning
Juliamon: Has Ian tried the mayo nog
Crashzxs: if its got alcohol in it, not likely to go bad
Bruceski: So, do we clip this for the inquest?
OldUncleDan: I use Eggnog (in the place of milk) in my holiday custard pie.
BusTed: if it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back
A_Dub888: @Juliamon mayogg
Diabore: im sorry the what
LidofLoathing: @Juliamon the what?
NotCainNorAbel: after two years it is about the consistency of thick paint
itira: what?
adept_nekomancer: @wedge_x The Millennium Nog
Juliamon: I'll let chat research mayo nog on their own time
Juliamon: lrrNog
undecided44: To be fair, how would we react to the first person who looked at cucumbers and said."nah.... these need to soak in a salted brine"
Diabore: @Juliamon i dont think i will thanks though
ThorSokar: Yep
LidofLoathing: @Juliamon just did, it sounds horrendous
Wolfstrike_NL: Through the mountain!
ThorSokar: This show is literally where that meme comes from
Mai_Andra: I have no idea why "♫ Secret Tunnel ♫" has been in my head for years. I never watched this show.
Juliamon: undecided44 look, we bought some cucumbers that went bad after 3 days and we also started wondering about ways to preserve them
ArdCollider: egg nog is just festive mayo.
Lord_Hosk: I get it there is a Secret tunnel... but where does it go?
Gekyouryuu: @Lord_Hosk Through the mountain
A_Dub888: @Lord_Hosk through the mountain (secret, secret, secret TUNNEL)
Mai_Andra: up up up the stairs... and then The Tunnel...
NotCainNorAbel: reading that thread; the only thing worse than mayo nog is the non-alcoholic mayo nog
Travilogue: Oh, I see. The mayo nog basically just uses mayo instead of egg. (doesn't mean I'll try it though)
undecided44: @juliamon I get it... I'm just saying that "pioneer" only gets applied after "eccentric experimenter" works out in a good way.
A_Dub888: Noted Water Enjoyer: Adam Savidan
Aceviru: It'll...quench ya
A_Dub888: nothing’s quenchier
QTL7: Happy Holidays Adam (and only Adam D:<) lmao
Tobenamed1: Hii Cori! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
adept_nekomancer: (and also happy holidays to Cori)
Krillin_fan: 19!
Juliamon: you didnae toot it
Diabore: are gonna do the midweek magic today? its avatar omniscience draft
Gekyouryuu: Oki oki, clearly. Adam is here and Ben isn't
wedge_x: sure do!
wedge_x: they skeets bruh
Diabore: fair
ArdCollider: they're skeets because the CEO begged people not to call them skeets.
ArdCollider: which resulted in network-wide doubling down
MWGNZ: are you going to play some cards and turn them sideways today?
ThorSokar: That guy looks exactly like Adam "If I win the lottery I'm OUTTA here" Savidan from that one fighting game tournament!
Gekyouryuu: Momyrmiddon
Raincoast_Bear: I like it fine. And Myrmidon like you too, Cori.
NotCainNorAbel: Giant Goat == Bison
Scrubbodiestobears: Whatever Teferi plays, i'm sure it's a phase
adept_nekomancer: If the CEO doesn't like "skeet", I'm sure we can come up with a more distressing noise verb to use. Like "screech" or "moan".
n3ther: garwsh
Gekyouryuu: @adept_nekomancer I assume skeet because sky tweet
A_Dub888: well gwarsh Sora, I’ll head on into the grundle zone
Diabore: oh adam there are many more than 3
Diabore: but also 2
Juliamon: squeet was right there, but bsky users are cowards
Raincoast_Bear: Skweege. I'm a gonna skweege that out on BlueSky!
BusTed: doodoo draws
Gekyouryuu: Stupid idea: un-set about a normal office job, and there's a bounce spell formatted like an email. Re: moval spell
Juliamon: I don't think the un-set even needs to be office-themed for that
JosephDeath: One Battle After Another is very good
Juliamon: there've been lots of office-y cards in un-sets already
frameshifty: not much what's helpdog with you
Strebenherz: I've been on dwarf fort lately as well. I settled in a haunted biome but didn't get the revival effect. I felt robbed XD
Juliamon: !card our market research
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Strebenherz: It's been a reasonably safe haunted biome
Strebenherz: I heard that! I'm looking forward to that
Diabore: they yipped our yips!
Strebenherz: I love how tarn mentioned explosions and didn't elaborate
ArtOfStuttering: How're yo liking the siege update?
adept_nekomancer: @Strebenherz My most recent Dwarf Fort was in a savage desert, and I'm learning how much you can do with a decent glass industry
Strebenherz: I've never really dinked with glass, I need to. My big export has been copper bolts valuable enough to break the economy
Diabore: how a-door-able
Greendrag13: someone didn't read the acrobat
Strebenherz: though that was more getting lucky enough to get a weaponsmith mooded
Gekyouryuu: New stupid idea: Dwarf Fort Chess
Diabore: 7?
TacitusVigil: @calculated_uncertainties Thanks for the gift sub!
glitched_goddess: started playing DF again, I got talked into trying cats again
SolarBlitz1: If we keep the 1 to unlock I think they're dead?
BusTed: FBtouchdown
NotCainNorAbel: Did you have fun?
A_Dub888: o ya
SolarBlitz1: They may have been dead without that too to be fair
Juliamon: Ever!
n3ther: he finally experienced fun
Omthebox: Uni 2 got nothing on this
itira: seabatDance seabatDance seabatDance
EOstby: The Power of Fleem!
iris_of_ether: lrrXmasbart
adept_nekomancer: It's a christmas mackerel!
ThorSokar: oh, is that what we're doing today? telling big ol' lies?
Diabore: win or lose this is the end
durketh: It's a miracle for ONLY Adam, don't experience joy
Krillin_fan: "Fun"
Shurtal: more fun than 90 minutes of banning people that one Let's Nope?
Wolfstrike_NL: Let's find out if Adam gets to keep his job for another year with this last game
Strebenherz: longtime dwarf fort players idea of "fun" is problems. problems make for variety
Gekyouryuu: @adept_nekomancer You're reminding me of how a sentai villain from a few years ago has inspired Japan to start having salmon instead of chicken for Christmas dinner
iris_of_ether: I was there live. It was amazing
emilevitt: putting people in the nono corner ? auroralLOL
Juliamon: It was funny, but it was not *fun*
Shurtal: Makin' Bank
adept_nekomancer: @Gekyouryuu I had not heard of that.
raulghoulia: no one enjoyed that
Lord_Hosk: Thirdly... Adam said, most fun he has had in 5-7 minutes not 90 minutes
iris_of_ether: I somehow managed to avoid a timeout due to another I-starting name drawing more comedy ire :D
xantos69: Back check, time out, pay check?
Spades_Slicc: It's St-eep-ind
n3ther: gotta reserve the blocks of fun strategically
wedge_x: what if we had fun in the 5-hour cut of Until the End of the World
Strebenherz: But uh thank you cori for your dwarf fort vids on the channel a while back. they encouraged me to be a bit more risk taking and fun taking in my dwarf fort games. though I still jumped back a save after i accidentally lavafied a dwarf on this world
Juliamon: lava happens to the best of us
iris_of_ether: escher3THUMBSUP
itira: holy shit LUL
Strebenherz: JESUS that was loud, you okay adam?
EOstby: That was crunchy.
emilevitt: that was so crunchy
Aceviru: Mixed
Spades_Slicc: Mwap
emilevitt: oh my god midnig380YamKek
NotCainNorAbel: the gamer is now deaf
youcantlistentobuttons: wtf was that??
Strebenherz: Toph like "get deafened clowns"
ThorSokar: someone once asked me to watch those movies and I asked how long they were and then instantly noped out after I learned the answer
Aceviru: That was worse than 1/1 counters
adept_nekomancer: That's a good way to irrigate the entire underground if it's a sourced river.
emilevitt: then don't sleep in the mud??? duhh
itira: LUL
Strebenherz: I had an underground lake at surface level that I opened up, that ended up sending a dwarf through an open staircase THAT I DIDN'T REALIZE OPENED INTO A LAVA POOL
Strebenherz: I made a slip and slide!
Lord_Hosk: They were trying to spell Hosk... but put in a N... How embarasing
xantos69: Hmm... big fish
A_Dub888: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
iris_of_ether: Let the gobbies hit the floor?
EOstby: Letting the bodies hit the floor, I see.
OldUncleDan: The Band?
Mai_Andra: Let the goblins hit the floor...
ArdCollider: let the, yes, what Iris said
Strebenherz: Cori, do you homestream dwarf fort?
adept_nekomancer: @Strebenherz My oopsie was taming a cave crocodile and then forgetting that my dwarves needed a way to access the eggs to use them for food. The dwarves didn't need 52 crocodiles.
glitched_goddess: it’s fun doing that with magma
ThorSokar: Why are you gonna host a concert for the goblins?
Gekyouryuu: The infraggable kronk
Strebenherz: all good, just wondering
iris_of_ether: Everyone in chat sharing the braincell, I see, good job
itsr67: looooooool
RockPusher: drowning goblins for christmas, very DF :D
loufghyslaufey: lrrCORI lrrADAM
BusTed: just gotta ask
Diabore: its a chrimass miracle
Strebenherz: I do have a dwarf fort question, if you or chat knows. Have you noticed dwarf fort dogs (not war dogs) aggro neutral wild mobs, that don't seem to aggro if not for the dogs?
loufghyslaufey: Wait. What does Aang transform into again? ScaredyCat lrrSPOOP seabatApp NotLikeThis
Spades_Slicc: What's that miracle that's like united front but makes angels?
Bruceski: @loufghyslaufey A Jeep
Diabore: @Spades_Slicc entreat the angles
Strebenherz: @loufghyslaufey Caillou seabatUseless
Spades_Slicc: @diabore no that's geometry
iris_of_ether: benginO7
itsr67: yee
SolarBlitz1: I do appreciate the energy that Cori and Adam always bring
BusTed: gaming
RockPusher: Glod!
itsr67: format solved
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits.
WesWezol: 🤩
loufghyslaufey: Wrong! Cuz Aang transformed into Absolutely NOTHING!
iris_of_ether: Making up for the Wheeler gems gift
Strebenherz: Gotcha, thank you Cori. I uhh... I had a backsied save where I had my dogs aggro a magma crab, I moved the dogs away from the magma, and the crab hasn't bothered the dwarves since. (That incident involved someone taking a lava dip)
Serpens77: how much is it to make the koi unblockable? WIth that and Aang in the air didn't they have exactsies lethal?
loufghyslaufey: lrrWHEELER giving out gems?
itsr67: you can ignore it
itsr67: with this ability
Gekyouryuu: @loufghyslaufey no, they were accidentally on wheeler's account and bought gems with LRR money
couchboyj: @loufghyslaufey They bought gems on Wheeler's account before they realized they were on the wrong account
Spades_Slicc: Does it ignore timing or does it just give an alt cost?
emilevitt: buffpupOMEGALUL
Greendrag13: I guess it has to ignore timing, because you're resolving the cast as resolution?
QTL7: LUL
n3ther: LUL
itsr67: @Spades_Slicc it ignores timing since it mentions "you may cast"
emilevitt: bawkKek
iris_of_ether: Real real good
loufghyslaufey: Ship it? Its a literal ship, in canon. <(=w=)>
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Diabore: i saw it a couple times in week 1
Strebenherz: Another Dwarf fort ask Cori. On the dog aggro. Have you ever had blind cave ogres not be aggressive? I had an encounter where they only seemed aggro if dogs were involved
adept_nekomancer: The chaotic energy is great
Spades_Slicc: It's almost like You, Graham, and James are different people
WesWezol: 🔫🔫🔫
raulghoulia: scale of 1-10 how British is Graham?
Krillin_fan: it ain't much
Krillin_fan: but it's honest work
itsr67: honest work turns something into a colorless dork
itsr67: sometimes itll just ramp op
Spades_Slicc: Cast power word: employment
Wolfstrike_NL: I had to entertain my nephew today, and when I made some sound effects for him, my sister just stood there and shook her head.
itsr67: OI
loufghyslaufey: Clive? From Tekken!?
TheWooglie: there's also a FF Clive
itsr67: ?
itsr67: everyone can kinda play dead in tekken
OldUncleDan: I think that's Yoshimitsu.
loufghyslaufey: !card white lotus tile
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Strebenherz: gotcha gotcha
adept_nekomancer: Oh, that spell is hilarious.
Strebenherz: That's really good
loufghyslaufey: Wait.the tile was not busted in here?
adept_nekomancer: You can tap down all their mana and cast their instants
loufghyslaufey: Sorry, link typo
A_Dub888: was there a full moon that night?
Strebenherz: And thank you Cori for the dwarf fort lore/info
itsr67: glider is a banger
Strebenherz: Also as a general thought for dwarf fort. I love that googling it turns up literal decades of forum posts, some of which can be years old yet still useful
loufghyslaufey: Fixies...!
WesWezol: nice!!!
Strebenherz: I worded that weirdly bah
Spades_Slicc: The vinebender knows what a U-Haul lesbian is
WesWezol: removal
Shurtal: big flying dog
Lord_Hosk: She made Cameron take out his phone and transfer her $500 from his banking app before passing to second main. The card doesn't say "you control their magic plays" it says "you control you opponent"
loufghyslaufey: Wheel the tile, wheel the tile, wheel the tile, or idk...
loufghyslaufey: Apparent flies though
loufghyslaufey: *Appa
loufghyslaufey: Apparent almost always saves the day midway
Strebenherz: No, Zuko's dad is a very bad person
Shurtal: his dad did it to him
itsr67: That character got burned cause he didnt wanna 1v1 his dad
Aceviru: @loufghyslaufey Parents always there to save the day Kappa
WesWezol: waterskin
ThorSokar: They DID genocide the entire Air Nation
Shurtal: Zuko's father, Mark Hamil, is a bit of a knob
itsr67: couldn't run the set
Strebenherz: WAIT mark hamil voices his dad?
Iceberg_Man: there is an eclipse, those are pretty dark
loufghyslaufey: (sighs) mildly infuriating mobile autocorrect
itsr67: LOL
currentlyfsu: the odds favor you
rosesmcgee: Oh yeah, you'd snap him like a twig.
comrade_cards: Dad-ni kai
TheWooglie: Cori burying the lede
A_Dub888: @Strebenherz Mark Hamil is Zuko’s dad and Sonja learns the sword from the T-1000
xantos69: :waving handful of bills: "Large wager on Cori!"
loufghyslaufey: Tile!? Tile...
loufghyslaufey: Kay
A_Dub888: @A_Dub888 *Sokka thanks autocorrect
itsr67: toph is so brutal
itsr67: what a card
WesWezol: yup
semptimilius: @xantos69 Thanks for the gift sub!
loufghyslaufey: Woah, a "Melon Lord" appears.
rosesmcgee: @xantos69 Disemboweling in your species? Fatal or non-fatal?
WesWezol: last pick seal?
Strebenherz: PogChamp
Spades_Slicc: Tiger-Seal is for mono-U canlander
Strebenherz: @A_Dub888 Oh dang okay
itsr67: cast a spell get a 1/1 or build on a 1/1
xantos69: @rosesmcgee As always, we have much to learn from Zoidberg.
WesWezol: Zhuko for removal
loufghyslaufey: Heh, more like "Bummer, Aang."
Strebenherz: Time for bed Adam
loufghyslaufey: Kind of a "Mood Slayer," Zhao.
xantos69: Quench?
WesWezol: exile
loufghyslaufey: LUL lrrLUL
Diabore: two-ue
Greendrag13: Yu-e love to see it!
kaffeetrinken89: Tue, not YaaaaeH
itsr67: kangaroo sized rabbit
Strebenherz: the rabbit has like a bunch of them
Greendrag13: those are full size cabbages, not brussels sprouts
loufghyslaufey: The size of a kangaroo, so pretty big
Strebenherz: could you hold like half a dozen cabbages at once and one in your mouth
Spades_Slicc: Brussels sprouts are technically full sized cabbages
xantos69: @Strebenherz This sounds like a great Live bit.
Aceviru: Time to lock in
Wolfstrike_NL: Hey Adam, did you know Avatar get's pretty dark, for example the moon spirit dies.
LarkSachrosis: Look, the sun goes away in the middle of the afternoon
Spades_Slicc: Hey Adam, did you know that Avatar gets pretty dark, for instance there are a lot of scenes set at night
Strebenherz: @Wolfstrike_NL That's rough buddy
Spades_Slicc: 43
Strebenherz: one
Swamplor: 27
Iceberg_Man: 72
loufghyslaufey: Wait, what? I thought it was temur?
youcantlistentobuttons: 42
Strebenherz: Just say a number, he didn't say the number had to be right
NotCainNorAbel: checked
Swamplor: Ooh, actually 44, tough break
Spades_Slicc: oh shit I was off by 1
A_Dub888: wow look at Adam moving the goal posts
loufghyslaufey: When they're being chased by the Fire Nation train!
Omnipotrevor: Across all 3 seasons? What about the sequel series?
loufghyslaufey: And they all barely get any sleep until the episode ends.
itsr67: hm
Strebenherz: seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatUseless
itira: seabatApp
NotCainNorAbel: didn't you start the stream by firing G?
TheWooglie: votes for more Cori and Adam streams
Spades_Slicc: Should I clip that?
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Spades_Slicc: Is it ethical
xantos69: Whenever my boss tells me I did a good job, I just moan gently until they leave. That always works really well.
Juliamon: When in doubt, clip it
NotCainNorAbel: @Spades_Slicc always
itsr67: its like the mcrib
Strebenherz: Have YOU cori? lrrSPOOP
Aceviru: Adam's been clopening the last two days
blackroseimmortal7: noncreature right?
LarkSachrosis: It sucks!
Scrubbodiestobears: today's my first true day off after 28 12-hour overnight shifts in a row
Caffine1138: Clopen with a morning truck is the worst
TheWooglie: that sounds illegal
itira: @Scrubbodiestobears tqsWTF
NotCainNorAbel: The best part of clopening is getting in and saying 'who the fuck closed last night'
Strebenherz: dear gods. hope you get some more time to yourself @Scrubbodiestobears
Caffine1138: @Scrubbodiestobears for the love of all things holy, please tell me you got overtime
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Scrubbodiestobears: there's four new A&W's in Toronto, Edmonton, Calgary, and Toronto though! (also yeah no i have at least all of january and i get paid a LOT it's fine)
Omnipotrevor: going to crack the clue, or hold on for waterbending?
itsr67: nice
WesWezol: it a non creature spell only
itsr67: LOL
adept_nekomancer: I mean, it *is* a white source
Spades_Slicc: that land is for the mind games, Now OP has no idea what deck you're on
Abavus: lrrFINE
rentar42: OP name looks at a glance to be some weird german word ... but it's not ... that confuses me.
WesWezol: gg
itsr67: GOTTEM
Spades_Slicc: Weird that the freedom fighters don't do anything with land destruction
emilevitt: suki best character
emilevitt: buffpupAAAA
itsr67: @Spades_Slicc there is a freedom fighter flavored LD lesson in the set
Swamplor: deck WAS perfect before you ruined it by taking out that land
Scrubbodiestobears: (because i opened them)
WesWezol: 20% of the time it’s works all the time!
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youcantlistentobuttons: I mean, hell yeah, there are like 2, right?
Scrubbodiestobears: nah, corporate training team
Scrubbodiestobears: hahaha
TacitusVigil: This is how Adam gets a lifetime A&W ban.
Gekyouryuu: love that I just got the achievement INTENDED to be for milling your opponents for 500 cards over multiple games because my opponent was surveiling a bunch
Scrubbodiestobears: i don't have the authority to ban Adam from A&W, he's too powerful
Scrubbodiestobears: (inb4 i get shot)
Scrubbodiestobears: nah i'd just time you out
r10pez10: i could do the funniest thing
raulghoulia: sir you have to go outside for 10 minutes to eat your burger
Scrubbodiestobears: you don't want to know
emilevitt: they put you on dish duty for 10 minutes
emilevitt: buffpupNodders
kumatsu: you put them in the corner next to the root beer tap for 10 minutes
WesWezol: sit in the corner
Omthebox: If I had the authority I'd time out Adam for 1 minute 17 seconds so I could write something witty and make it look like he had to think of a reply.
lirazel64: Cut him off after the 4th root beer.
A_Dub888: @kumatsu sweet, unlimited root beer
TacitusVigil: You're timed out of root beer floats. Only water floats, the saddest of all floats.
kumatsu: @A_Dub888 it's just out of reach to taunt you
Aceviru: They mashed
WesWezol: nice
kumatsu: can confirm
kaffeetrinken89: as is your right
GredGredmansson: "yes I KNOW it's a Sorcery, I DON'T CARE."
rosesmcgee: We live in a society
Aceviru: Jeeeez
WesWezol: gg
TheWooglie: LUL
Aceviru: Wow
Natural_Ones_Only: embercleave is back??
rosesmcgee: You made them have. And they did.
Natural_Ones_Only: Twitch Chat or Cactuar
youcantlistentobuttons: Why in beefs name was my cheese burger spicy?
itsr67: 10,000 needles, good ol jumbo cactuar
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Greendrag13: Please Quench him, he's SO thirsty
Gekyouryuu: if you want to be quenched, change your username to "your thirst"
WesWezol: did someone say wet?
couchboyj: Actually quite intelligent, octopi
rosesmcgee: Why do your appendages have appendages?
Aceviru: But hear me out
Strebenherz: octopuses are pretty smart. concerningly so really
Aceviru: Giraffe
QuantumTwitch: More importantly you can change texture
Spades_Slicc: If you had blocked with the token on the right OP would get fewer future counters
WesWezol: sack your land to draw
Omnipotrevor: I kinda love that Jame's Cameron's latest Avatar movie not only has a fire tribe that attacks the others, but also introduces nomads that travel around on flying animals and wear orange robes.
Diabore: looks like dying unfortunately
r10pez10: gg go next shake my hand
Spades_Slicc: You row what?
itsr67: actually pronounced euro
hd_dabnado: uncle gyro is my dream
TacitusVigil: If I had a nickel for every time there was a series called Avatar based on elemental themes, I'd have ten cents.
Diabore: yeah i do\
itsr67: damb
rosesmcgee: I wasn't watching. I never watch.
WesWezol: 🫣
n3ther: just lose faster! lol
GredGredmansson: No one called you out on it while it was still a possibility so chat can't say anything now
WesWezol: yup haha
Spades_Slicc: Life's a prison
n3ther: win faster!
Greendrag13: Adam, piloting a prison of his own construction
n3ther: there we go
rosesmcgee: Play to your outs. "But my outs suck"
Omnipotrevor: Aren't you what, 2 to 1 with this deck right now?
GredGredmansson: oh hey the other sandal
Aceviru: @GredGredmansson They say if you tap them, you get to make a waterbend
GredGredmansson: maybe they want the mill victory and just wanted to put lessons in the bin
GredGredmansson: but they won't be in the graveyard unless they cast them
Diabore: that aang is a problem
ThorSokar: are they a mill deck?
Diabore: they must have another trick because they cant footwork
Aceviru: They are gaming
itsr67: LUL
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: afternoon gamers
Diabore: we can lost days when they try and trick us
itsr67: the trick untaps
Diabore: footwork untaps
itsr67: as a heads up
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itsr67: you just draw 3
Diabore: its just a draw 3
GredGredmansson: draw 3
Omnipotrevor: Looking for an ally to pump enthusiasts maybe?
WesWezol: more allys?
Diabore: doesnt kill pakku
Diabore: yeah 1 short
Diabore: they didnt see it
itsr67: you're goodf
Spades_Slicc: OP didn't see it
itsr67: goated actually
Aceviru: lrrXmasbart
Spades_Slicc: You're a genius actually
Diabore: nope
WesWezol: 11 is leathal
Diabore: they have 5 with a second draw
yakbop: math is for blockers
rosesmcgee: time to make someone else's problem
Diabore: oh, that specifically kills us
GredGredmansson: oh look the one card that kills us
Diabore: they grabbed and pulled
rosesmcgee: OP keeps having it, when is it our turn?
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GredGredmansson: i guess that's one reason not to cast it on the prior turn
Spades_Slicc: But hey, new deck, new nuts to get ripped off
itsr67: Wii played
Omnipotrevor: Couple of blocks you could have made earlier maybe
Diabore: reinforcements is a good start
itira: seabatApp
GreatGodOm: When you think about it, mamals are just doughnuts.
Juliamon: wasn't that Ian quote just summoned before the stream
Omnipotrevor: Graham won a lot with Avatar's Wrath
Scrubbodiestobears: technically your food doesn't go inside you
currentlyfsu: the earliest form of life was mouth and butt
currentlyfsu: so you're on to something
Diabore: i like it
Spades_Slicc: @Scrubbodiestobears Does my Baja Blast not go into a straw on the way to the doughnut hole of my mouth?
Juliamon: !quote 1676
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PorpoisesUnknown: no
Xafty: no
itira: impossible
Spades_Slicc: Original ideas are impossible
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Juliamon: I figure 10 years on the internet is basically eternity
Strebenherz: earthbend lands come back at least
Diabore: yeah its good
PorpoisesUnknown: Yeah its pretty deece
Diabore: read pretty bad but mostly yeah
Diabore: red*
Diabore: that is a card wiorth splashing
Gekyouryuu: currently 6-2 in FF quick draft. one game left, one way or the other. wish me luck, chat.
Serpens77: @Gekyouryuu lrrSACK lrrSACK
Diabore: boulder is good with general
Gekyouryuu: look, monogreen vs look ma, no green.
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kristof162028: Hey there friends
Diabore: time to teach our ops some lessons
Diabore: waterbending lesson would be great
TimeToFry: Ba Sing Se isn't legendary
HiimDant: can never have too many Ba Sing Se
Diabore: origins is protection
Diabore: and lesson
Diabore: we can splash red
Diabore: its insane
SymphonySolstice: Biggus Doggus
Greendrag13: @SymphonySolstice booferAAAA booferWag
TimeToFry: Yes
Spades_Slicc: Just like Zuko, cutting Unc
Diabore: ancestry is sorcery
PorpoisesUnknown: there's no "War of the Spark' in Ba Sing Se
PorpoisesUnknown: CALL MISTER
PorpoisesUnknown: VANE
Saunabath: Cukture Beat
goombalax: CALL HIM MISTER RAIDER, CALL HIM MISTER WRONG
Flyingdelorion: Eurodance song from early 90's! Loved that song as a kid...
Diabore: merry chrimsmas!
SymphonySolstice: happy chrysler
PorpoisesUnknown: Merry Chrimmas Graham
TheMandrew: Merry Christmas Graham!
Forgotten_Sanity: Merry Christmas!
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Merry Chrimbus!
rosesmcgee: Heppy crimbimbimbop
Flyingdelorion: Merry grimmas Graham!
vrulg: what's a christmas miracle?
RainyMint: Merry crimbus!
Vinewood_OG: Gottem
Invitare: he'd better be leaving if he's been fired
durketh: HolidayTree
PorpoisesUnknown: that guy is terminally OFFLINE
lirazel64: Merry Christmas, G, K, and P.
PorpoisesUnknown: with his fancy "family'
Greendrag13: Adam drew a forest for the natural! So big! Congrats on the big natural, Adam
Flyingdelorion: I love big naturals!
PorpoisesUnknown: I love that card
PorpoisesUnknown: No
Diabore: you can not pick
PorpoisesUnknown: Corrie is correct
PorpoisesUnknown: Not if you pick the same thing
Gekyouryuu: welp. went 6-3.
Ins0mniZack: you can pick the same thing they pick
Spades_Slicc: Will of the council pick their pick
Diabore: just exiles walltop atm
Greendrag13: its a commander card, you can pick none
Sapphic_Shenanigans: they picked the Walltop
PorpoisesUnknown: there you go!
Gekyouryuu: chat, you ever have a game against someone where they're just playing the game, but you can *tell* they're probably a jerk from the way they play?
Diabore: the swirly swirl shows what they picked
PorpoisesUnknown: Thats a big board
Diabore: good looks like
Spades_Slicc: The appropriate sound for a lion turtle
GredGredmansson: @Gekyouryuu enchantress decks have been ruined forever for me thanks to one player
Diabore: you can concede at any time
rosesmcgee: ggs
QuantumTwitch: Thats not fair They had several mythics
raulghoulia: I had fun
Gekyouryuu: "not to date the vod, but happy arbor day"
PorpoisesUnknown: Wait its Christmas time?!?!? SPOILERS
QuantumTwitch: It was nice thanks for the stream, happy Christmas
TheDevil_Risen: merrry christmas all :) <3 thanks for the stream!
TacitusVigil: It's Cori and Hot Santa!
Wolfstrike_NL: Adam had the best 5-7 minutes period in his entire life
PorpoisesUnknown: I love nothing and no one. BA HUMBUG
raulghoulia: happy crimbo
PorpoisesUnknown: <3
PorpoisesUnknown: Have a safe holiday everyone
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ThorSokar: I got nowhere else to go!
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Flyingdelorion: Thank you for the stream! Happy holidays!
Aceviru: See y'all
PorpoisesUnknown: What do we do now/?
Aceviru: What we always do. Try to take over the world
PorpoisesUnknown: THANKS BRAIN
Strebenherz: !next
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