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Juliamon: They literally just went live
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Oh cool I was worried I'd missed it 
Juliamon: !schedule
thraximore: the lighting on Serge makes him look a bit like a ghost of christmas past
Laurence72: Oh no, a group hug CUBE?? This could go on much longer than they plan, I fear (and hope!)
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letsbelgo: Come on serge
lamina5432: one more and he's out
Strebenherz: Box day
lirazel64: What a collection of fuzzy boys!
SoylentDoener: serge already in need of that group hug
Juliamon: !cardview on
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r10pez10: bad?
Laurence72: If I run across you in the streets, I most certainly will. Since I live over 300 miles away, I fear the odds of that happening are extremely slim.
ShifuDaxiongmao: we were told that the new meta for 2026 is to give anyone but Wheeler 5 dollars if we meet them
Strebenherz:
Uniclonus: Button I got from a recent-ish order was "I do like to twiddle". Feel like that's a Kathleen line
Mai_Andra:
youcantlistentobuttons: Everybody wins!
n3ther: thank you Angel
r10pez10: win to mill
youcantlistentobuttons: Thanks Angel!
SymphonySolstice:
Aceviru: Hahahaha
MrBibz:
SymphonySolstice: serge did brexit? damn
r10pez10: oh smol cube
Earthenone watched 55 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
GreenyTea: Win Chester? Who the heck is Chester and why do we want to win them?
r10pez10: winchester = winston + rochester
e_bloc: rochester draft when?
djalternative: what about lose-chester?
Juliamon: (The link will be added to !deck after drafting)
northos: @djalternative I'm more partial to drawchester myself
n0tboy_: they'll be smoking winstons with chester the chetah
northos: each?!
Sorator13: each?!?
couchboyj: It says Each? Wheeler!
r10pez10: that's a lot higher than i was expecting
thraximore: oh hell yeah
n3ther: neat
jessicaengle: a Bornament
e_bloc: thats a neat idea
anhakha: Amazing
TrentSSB: Everyone's favourite banned card (in Pauper)
ShifuDaxiongmao:
ok, who will be going for milling the others out? 
Laurence72: Grabbing the largest piles to win a group mill war may be optimal
stnrwzrd: good lord, it's jason bornament
e_bloc: a fifth of what
Vinewood_OG: Brexit Serge Left
LRRbot: Pandemonium [3R] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature enters, that creature's controller may have it deal damage equal to its power to any target of their choice.
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calculated_uncertainties: Serge out , Snerge in?
LRRbot: Show and Tell [2U] | Sorcery | Each player may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land card from their hand onto the battlefield.
e_bloc: like warstorm surge but nicer
TrentSSB: Oh good lord
LRRbot: Master of Ceremonies [3W] | Creature — Rhino Druid [3/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent chooses money, friends, or secrets. For each player who chose money, you and that player each create a Treasure token. For each player who chose friends, you and that player each create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. For each player who chose secrets, you and that player each draw a card.
r10pez10: yeah roll from the pile
Fruan: Rankle is SO grinch coded
thraximore: OOHHHHH endless whispers
thraximore: LOVE that card
Aceviru: !card tempt with bunnies
LRRbot: Tempt with Bunnies [2W] | Sorcery | Tempting Offer — Draw a card and create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token. Then each opponent may draw a card and create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token. For each opponent who does, you draw a card and you create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token.
LRRbot: Spiteflame Witch [1{B/R}] | Creature — Elemental Shaman [2/1] | {B}{R}: Each player loses 1 life.
LRRbot: Enslaved Horror [3B] | Creature — Horror [4/4] | When this creature enters, each other player may return a creature card from their graveyard to the battlefield.
Sorator13: that is a Very cool card
e_bloc: its a black hunting wumpas
raulghoulia: I love tempt with Mayhem.
r10pez10: these are some sick cards
fleetingtv: korean master of the feast goes hard
LRRbot: Oath of Scholars [3U] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses target player who has more cards in hand than they do and is their opponent. The first player may discard their hand and draw three cards.
r10pez10: yeah
LRRbot: Balthor the Defiled [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Dwarf [2/2] | Minion creatures get +1/+1. / {B}{B}{B}, Exile Balthor: Each player returns all black and all red creature cards from their graveyard to the battlefield.
Bugberry: Notably the oracle text clarifies what "Opponent" is referring to.
LRRbot: Pain Distributor [2R] | Creature — Devil Citizen [2/3] | Menace / Whenever a player casts their first spell each turn, they create a Treasure token. / Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this creature deals 1 damage to that player.
MegaDosX:
Pain Distributor and Jolene 
r10pez10: alayna danner shadow sig
A_Dub888: what up cubes, how we cubin’?
LRRbot: Tempt with Reflections [3U] | Sorcery | Tempting offer — Choose target creature you control. Create a token that's a copy of that creature. Each opponent may create a token that's a copy of that creature. For each opponent who does, create a token that's a copy of that creature.
TehAmelie: i missed the start but i think i can deduce what our theme is
Marvoleath: we should celebrate Paulidays
Marvoleath: @TehAmelie group hug!
MegaDosX: !card octomancer
LRRbot: Octomancer [3GU] | Creature — Frog Druid [3/3] | Gift an Octopus / At the beginning of each end step, create a token that's a copy of target creature token that entered the battlefield this turn.
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raulghoulia: tempt with such a great cycle in multiplayer
Sorator13: mawp
LRRbot: Gor Muldrak, Amphinologist [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [3/2] | You and permanents you control have protection from Salamanders. / At the beginning of your end step, each player who controls the fewest creatures creates a 4/3 blue Salamander Warrior creature token.
LRRbot: Descent into Avernus [2R] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put two descent counters on this enchantment. Then each player creates X Treasure tokens and this enchantment deals X damage to each player, where X is the number of descent counters on this enchantment.
Mindfire13: Gor Muldrak hates Tonberries
lamina5432: descend is so fun
Gekyouryuu: oh, a face up winston draft? that's interesting
Sorator13: Nelly did what? /s
MegaDosX: Gor Muldrak makes salamanders
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ElektroTal: wait, what kind of draft is this, winston?
MegaDosX: Hired goons?
Seth_Erickson: he's a 2020 magic card he does everything he needs himself
stnrwzrd: winchester
r10pez10: winchester, winston + rochester
ElektroTal: close enough, lol
r10pez10: basically face-up winston
LRRbot: Garland, Royal Kidnapper [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [3/4] | When Garland enters, target opponent becomes the monarch. / Whenever an opponent becomes the monarch, gain control of target creature that player controls for as long as they're the monarch. / Creatures you control but don't own get +2/+2 and can't be sacrificed.
Seth_Erickson: Garland is so cool
ElektroTal: i play both whenever i can =)
LidofLoathing: I, Garland, will knock you all down!
Sorator13: Woah, that's a wild card
Gekyouryuu: 4 separate boxes with 6 cards each, 6 art cards of those cards, an easel for display, and 3 regular packs
Bruceski: When you become the Monarch Garland kidnaps your princess
Gekyouryuu: ones for 1, 8, 9, and 15
ElektroTal: man, when shivam and wheeler gets to the ff set, wheeler is gonna have to brace himself for a five hour info dump, lol
Mai_Andra: Dandan the Fishwright
Uniclonus: It's fake Norman Reedus
Micalovits: @ElektroTal I can't wait to see it
r10pez10: this cube is stacked
Sorator13: @ElektroTal excellentttt
Gekyouryuu: @ElektroTal impressive. even longer than G's "every* FF card explained" video
LRRbot: Selvala, Explorer Returned [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/4] | Parley — {T}: Each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, add {G} and you gain 1 life. Then each player draws a card.
LRRbot: Tempt with Vengeance [XR] | Sorcery | Tempting offer — Create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. Each opponent may create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. For each opponent who does, create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste.
Omthebox: Tempt with vengance is always a fuckin banger card
e_bloc: good cards?
Diabore: serge the draft is face up, there is never a better time to pivot
Diabore: snube
Diabore: serge gonna have a 19 land deck
LRRbot: Forbidden Orchard | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Whenever you tap this land for mana, target opponent creates a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token.
e_bloc: chaos warp but with so much more text
Marvoleath: !card urza's guilt
LRRbot: Urza's Guilt [2UB] | Sorcery | Each player draws two cards, then discards three cards, then loses 4 life.
Seth_Erickson: Guff be doing things with the 4th wall
SymphonySolstice: geoff rewrote too much history
millenomi_Aura: !card Guff Rewrites History
LRRbot: Guff Rewrites History [2R] | Instant | For each player, choose target nonenchantment, nonland permanent that player controls. Those permanents' owners shuffle them into their libraries. Each player who controlled one of those permanents exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card, then puts the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order. Each player may cast the nonland card they exiled without paying its mana cost.
NonchalantAvenger: can someone please explain to me this pic format I don't understand
LRRbot: Liege of the Hollows [2GG] | Creature — Spirit [3/4] | When this creature dies, each player may pay any amount of mana. Then each player creates a number of 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens equal to the amount of mana they paid this way.
frozenphoenix7: I ain't reading all that but I'm happy for you/sad for you
Marvoleath: Seńorita Margarita!
NonchalantAvenger: pick*
LRRbot: Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons [BG] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Whenever Hapatra deals combat damage to a player, you may put a −1/−1 counter on target creature. / Whenever you put one or more −1/−1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token with deathtouch.
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e_bloc: have we seen veteran explorer yet
Bugberry: @e_bloc Ironically the extra text is partially so you can't make them whiff on Enchantments. Sometimes extra text is for downsides.
VinylMinty: @NonchalantAvenger each 4 is a pack, you either take the first pack, or skip it, when you skip it, another card gets added, same for the other ones, but if you pass on the last one, you get a random card from the cube
e_bloc: @Bugberry oh thats cool. I TL;DRed it myself
VinylMinty: Does that make sense @NonchalantAvenger
thraximore: !card urza's guilt
LRRbot: Urza's Guilt [2UB] | Sorcery | Each player draws two cards, then discards three cards, then loses 4 life.
e_bloc: urza's guilt is a throwback
thraximore: LMAO
Strebenherz: LOL
millenomi_Aura: @NonchalantAvenger This is Winchester draft. There are four packs in the four corners of the pack, clockwise. The players have to pick, for each pack, whether to add that pack to their pool or pass to the next pack. If a player passes a pack, a random card from the cube is added to that pack. If they take a pack, the turn is over (and the pack is restarted with a random card from the pool). If someone skips taking all the packs, they get a random card from the cube.
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
LRRbot: Ian Malcolm, Chaotician [1UR] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist [2/2] | Whenever a player draws their second card each turn, that player exiles the top card of their library. / During each player's turn, that player may cast a spell from among the cards they don't own exiled with Ian Malcolm, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it.
ghizmou: an adam classic
frozenphoenix7: It was an add on to Ixalan
Bugberry: !card Dino DNA
LRRbot: Dino DNA [1] | Artifact | Imprint — {1}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Activate only as a sorcery. / {6}: Create a token that's a copy of target creature card exiled with this artifact, except it's a 6/6 green Dinosaur creature with trample. Activate only as a sorcery.
VinylMinty: OH I made a ian malcom commander deck
MegaDosX: It's not a full set, it's like the Transformer cards
niccus: oh do you have the tasigur one on hand
MrBibz: Classic
Seth_Erickson: Tbf this was tied into Ixalan yeah
definenull:
I love Adam learning things 
millenomi_Aura: four corners of the screen*.
NonchalantAvenger: @VinylMinty ok.. The rules I get... the sense not so much
e_bloc: wait what about spongebob
LidofLoathing: Ixalan, there was an only Ian secret lair
Gekyouryuu: it was cards in Ixalan like how Bro's war had Transformers
PorpoisesUnknown: oh yeah Jeffy G is in Magic my dude
raulghoulia: commiting to the bit
keatthebeast: adam not knowing what cards exist is my favorite thing
Bugberry: They brought back Prowl in a cool way.
ArdCollider: we need a UB Pluribus set where everyone is a 1/1 token except Carol.
TheMandrew: what are the odds, I was just brewing a Tasigur dinosaur deck with my Ian Malcom version
raulghoulia: @Bugberry the transformer or the card mechanic?
millenomi_Aura: @NonchalantAvenger it's a way to make the draft more interesting for four players; regular drafts don't work well at low player counts.
Fruan: You ever tried patching the gaps in your Dino DNA with Sad Robot DNA? It's a hell of a thing.
Gekyouryuu: @ArdCollider new variant on Dandan
ArdCollider: ship it
Bugberry: @ArdCollider I'm guessing the inevitable Borg card next year will have some of that flavor.
LRRbot: Putrid Warrior [WB] | Creature — Zombie Soldier Warrior [2/2] | Whenever this creature deals damage, choose one — / • Each player loses 1 life. / • Each player gains 1 life.
LRRbot: Kami of the Crescent Moon [UU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [1/3] | At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.
definenull: CAKE
MegaDosX: Moon cheeks
e_bloc: that was well costed at the time too
Strebenherz: BOOTY kami
SymphonySolstice: 🍑
Sibwow: cheeked up on a friday
PorpoisesUnknown: Serge "Gotta take the CHEEKS" Yager
Bugberry: It's funny how Gold and Enemy Colors used to be novel enough to be entire block themes.
Gekyouryuu: when life gives you promens
MegaDosX: Yo Alexios?
LRRbot: Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Berserker [4/4] | Trample / Alexios attacks each combat if able, can't be sacrificed, and can't attack its owner. / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player gains control of Alexios, untaps it, and puts a +1/+1 counter on it. It gains haste until end of turn.
VinylMinty: There's an 40k version of him!
HadesLeprechaun: budget Slicer
n3ther: that sure is a name
MegaDosX: It's like Slicer
VinylMinty: Kharn the Betrayer!
NonchalantAvenger: @millenomi_Aura hmm ok sounds cool if its better i get that
VinylMinty: !card Kharn the betrayer
LRRbot: Khârn the Betrayer [3R] | Legendary Creature — Astartes Berserker [5/1] | Berzerker — Khârn the Betrayer attacks or blocks each combat if able. / Sigil of Corruption — When you lose control of Khârn the Betrayer, draw two cards. / The Betrayer — If damage would be dealt to Khârn the Betrayer, prevent that damage and an opponent of your choice gains control of it.
lamina5432: he's male option of the main character
Gekyouryuu: schoolgirl lesbians!
VinylMinty: Question for wheeler is Kharn in the cube?!
Marvoleath: !deck
Gekyouryuu: @VinylMinty Kharn the betrayer?
Juliamon: Wheeler doesn't know what's in this cube
Marvoleath: dang
MegaDosX: "All cards can be played, therefore they are playable" - Serge, probably
PorpoisesUnknown: Wheeler need I remind you, you forced him to pick last lol
Juliamon: We will reveal the list after the draft
Diabore: in the perfect information draft serge sees hes being cut and refuses to pivot
MegaDosX: Oh Belbe
VinylMinty:
Ah dang no Kharn in the cube 
Marvoleath: who authored the cube then?
Gekyouryuu: @Marvoleath Angel
LRRbot: Belbe, Corrupted Observer [BG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf [2/2] | At the beginning of each postcombat main phase, the active player adds {C}{C} for each of your opponents who lost life this turn.
MegaDosX: Sort of.
MegaDosX: Belbe can be turbo Eldrazi if you build her right
Sapphic_Shenanigans: I love her in my Dina deck
MegaDosX: Rendmaw my boy
PorpoisesUnknown: JEFFY G
NonchalantAvenger: most importantly - are wheeler and angel still (married/dating/no-labelism) after the 4 carbs stacking incident??
Strebenherz: "I'm going to take Jeff Goldbloom"
LRRbot: Kwain, Itinerant Meddler [WU] | Legendary Creature — Rabbit Wizard [1/3] | {T}: Each player may draw a card, then each player who drew a card this way gains 1 life.
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LRRbot: Noble Benefactor [2U] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | When this creature dies, each player may search their library for a card and put that card into their hand. Then each player who searched their library this way shuffles.
Gekyouryuu: since someone was asking about Kharn a moment ago, I finally remembered the nickname I have for him: Rumble Defector
VinylMinty:
Gekyouryuu
e_bloc: cmon veteran explorer
MegaDosX: That is a fantastic name for Kharn
Diabore: !card academy loremaster
LRRbot: Academy Loremaster [UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/3] | At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player may draw an additional card. If they do, spells they cast this turn cost {2} more to cast.
Seth_Erickson: Not true I've said it for the Rhystic Storyteller I built
PorpoisesUnknown: thats a good button
ArdCollider: "all I wanted was an Academy Loremaster!"
LRRbot: Stormfist Crusader [BR] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Menace / At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card and loses 1 life.
Seth_Erickson: isn't that the second sea of clouds we've seen? not that it's an issue
Mindfire13: OG Eldraine has only bangers and design mistakes
r10pez10: singleton cube except two copies of each battlebond dual
KeytarCat: The duals are doubled
Seth_Erickson: I see now
Gekyouryuu: important note for mog: you only get 1 token and/or 1 counter per moogle, not one of either mode per person that discards
e_bloc: any cards with assist?
5 raiders from MothmyTitania have joined!
Diabore: big rude serge
Diabore: big big rude
PorpoisesUnknown: Group; Serge pick GOOD cards. Also group; *takes every good card* Also group; Look you at least youre getting a TRASH pile lol
LRRbot: Jace's Archivist [1UU] | Creature — Vedalken Wizard [2/2] | {U}, {T}: Each player discards their hand, then draws cards equal to the greatest number of cards a player discarded this way.
Micalovits: Hello friends!
Sorator13: Is Akku Jim a relative of Otaku Jeff?
MegaDosX: Raiders!
Diabore: adam gets a good pile
Diabore: id slam that rocco xyris
Diabore: yeah adam lets go
LRRbot: Oversimplify [3GU] | Sorcery | Exile all creatures. Each player creates a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token and puts a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the total power of creatures they controlled that were exiled this way.
raulghoulia: Xyris is great here
MothmyTitania: What's the format of the drafting?
LRRbot: Pyxis of Pandemonium [1] | Artifact | {T}: Each player exiles the top card of their library face down. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Each player turns face up all cards they own exiled with this artifact, then puts all permanent cards among them onto the battlefield.
lamina5432: piiiiixis
Seth_Erickson:
I love the Pyxis 
VinylMinty: I used to play with pyxis sooo much in M15 game
r10pez10: winchester draft
Diabore: uh oh hunty wumpy
Bugberry: Oversimplify was heavily discussed when it came out, but last I checked it was pretty cheap.
LRRbot: Evolutionary Escalation [1G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put three +1/+1 counters on target creature you control and three +1/+1 counters on target creature an opponent controls.
e_bloc: my lovely lady wumps
Gekyouryuu: wait... is there more than one Morphic Pool in this cube?
VinylMinty: Gekyouryuu its double bond lands
r10pez10: singleton cube except two copies of each battlebond dual
Diabore: irrelevant but looks more giant wolverine with tusks to me
Gekyouryuu: ah, ty
MegaDosX: Oh hey there
LRRbot: Boldwyr Heavyweights [2RR] | Creature — Giant Warrior [8/8] | Trample / When this creature enters, each opponent may search their library for a creature card and put it onto the battlefield. Then each player who searched their library this way shuffles.
LoadingReadyRun: Who up hunting their wumpus?
n0tboy_: im at the gay bar drafting a cuny wumpus
VinylMinty: Boldwyr is fantastic with River song as a commander
n0tboy_: *cunty
PorpoisesUnknown: We will get to REFINE our decks, while you peasants get the remains lol
LRRbot: Lord of Tresserhorn [1UBR] | Legendary Creature — Zombie [10/4] | When Lord of Tresserhorn enters, you lose 2 life, you sacrifice two creatures, and target opponent draws two cards. / {B}: Regenerate Lord of Tresserhorn.
Seth_Erickson: You can get married 👀
MegaDosX: Lord of Tresserhorn!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @VinylMinty What's her ability?
MegaDosX: !card river song
LRRbot: River Song [1UR] | Legendary Creature — Human Time Lord Rogue [2/2] | Meet in Reverse — You draw cards from the bottom of your library rather than the top. / Spoilers — Whenever an opponent scries, surveils, or searches their library, put a +1/+1 counter on River Song. Then River Song deals damage to that player equal to its power.
MegaDosX: This.
VinylMinty: @thedepthandbreadthofseth &
e_bloc: hey there good buddy
VinylMinty: There right above thedepthandbreadthofseth
tehfewl: 10/4 good buddy
r10pez10: is tresserhorn ... good
Micalovits: And grief
MegaDosX: No lmao
MegaDosX: It's very funny though
LRRbot: Dictate of Kruphix [1UU] | Enchantment | Flash / At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.
trebuchetboy: Somebody get Rachel Weeks
MegaDosX: Is it Gluntch time?
MothmyTitania: GLUNCH
LRRbot: Mathas, Fiend Seeker [RWB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire [3/3] | Menace / At the beginning of your end step, put a bounty counter on target creature an opponent controls. For as long as that creature has a bounty counter on it, it has "When this creature dies, each opponent draws a card and gains 2 life."
tehfewl: The Gluntch!
raulghoulia: this is a great cube
r10pez10: triskaidekaphobia lmao
LRRbot: Magister of Worth [4WB] | Creature — Angel [4/4] | Flying / Will of the council — When this creature enters, starting with you, each player votes for grace or condemnation. If grace gets more votes, each player returns each creature card from their graveyard to the battlefield. If condemnation gets more votes or the vote is tied, destroy all creatures other than this creature.
Seth_Erickson: Average Lalafel day
Diabore: thats a good black pile at 2
tehfewl: tataru taru is a banger
MegaDosX: That does seem especially hateful
MegaDosX: Oh hey it got summoned
MegaDosX: Big dragon!
Omthebox: love that card
tehfewl: donut steel
LRRbot: Shadrix Silverquill [3WB] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [2/5] | Flying, double strike / At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may choose two. Each mode must target a different player. / • Target player creates a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying. / • Target player draws a card and loses 1 life. / • Target player puts a +1/+1 counter on each creature they control.
Cptasparagus: shadrix meshrix and abendishrix
LRRbot: Zedruu the Greathearted [1URW] | Legendary Creature — Minotaur Monk [2/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of permanents you own that your opponents control. / {U}{R}{W}: Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Love rainbow vale.
Seth_Erickson: Zedruu is the group hugger imo
MegaDosX:
Use Zedruu and give away your Bonder's Ornament 
tehfewl: the literal goat
MegaDosX: The two flumphs in the game
stnrwzrd: @Cptasparagus the deep lore
Sorator13: flumph!
Mindfire13: Honestly, I think the Strixhaven Elder Dragons are some of the neatest dragons Magic has made
MegaDosX: They're a creature type in D&D
Sorator13: Love me a flumph
MegaDosX: And basically the only universally helpful thing you'd find in the Underdark
MegaDosX: Everything else wants to eat or kill you
Micalovits: Party bob!
MegaDosX: and/or really
Diabore: party bob!
MegaDosX: Oh shit Blim
Cptasparagus: @stnrwzrd they're stuck in my head because of Veggietales lol
MothmyTitania: BLIM MY BOY
millenomi_Aura: !card Blim
LRRbot: Did you mean: Sublime Epiphany; Saheeli, Sublime Artificer; Sublime Exhalation; Blim, Comedic Genius; Sublime Archangel
millenomi_Aura: !card Blim, Comedic
LRRbot: Blim, Comedic Genius [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Imp [4/3] | Flying / Whenever Blim deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.
goombalax: Zeddru x blim is kinda hot
raulghoulia: lol lrrbot
LoadingReadyRun:
I wonder how would the dynamics of this draft would change if it was just "take one pile or a random card, then add 1 card to each pile" instead of doing it pile by pile (so that the later piles are not added to if you grab one earlier)
stnrwzrd: @Cptasparagus bob + larry would approve
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @MegaDosX I was gonna say.; the things want to eat you and have you survive the experience are THE WORST!
ThorSokar: truck drivin' and arm warstlin'
Cptasparagus: @LoadingReadyRun This is a little bit how two player Winston works out, i've done it quite a lot its fun
Bugberry: playing over the top demands you turn your cap backward, but no one is wearing a cap.
Copper_Dream_: Over the Top! Pog
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tehfewl: i love advokist
MegaDosX: Love a good Keen Duelist
ckupf: Party Bob and Wrong Bob together
LRRbot: Blim, Comedic Genius [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Imp [4/3] | Flying / Whenever Blim deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.
sir_audrick: when I’ve done Winchester you add to all the other piles each pick, where here they’re going in an order and not adding to the piles after the pick. Is there a name for this style/did they say anything about this?
Mr_Horrible: "Wernog" "We're nog, too, brother. It's the holiday season."
LoadingReadyRun: @sir_audrick I was curious about that as well
Diabore: ra ra rasputin
lamina5432: that ant is a banger
Laurence72: We need a 'Tempt With Nachos' card
trebuchetboy: Dude more Judges tower would be so sick. Inject it into my bloodstream
Micalovits: Monke!
Sorator13: Judge's tower is excellent viewing
ToppHat: munkee
Territan: I could sure go for a "Tempt with Tiramisu".
LRRbot: Mikokoro, Center of the Sea | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Each player draws a card.
Marvoleath: monke
Cptasparagus: @sir_audrick IIRC in a Winston draft, you do this where you add one by one. In a Winchester (winston + rochester), you add all of the cards at once when you pick
tehfewl: "Decks
millenomi_Aura: oh!
r10pez10: five hour FFA here we go
millenomi_Aura: then this was just a Winston draft, my bad.
chaos5896: yay, deck building!
tehfewl: my joke is ruined i forgot my other :
tehfewl: "
tehfewl: can't type today
Laurence72: Obviously, this is a Canadian Winchester draft
r10pez10: oh hey cribbage again
Cptasparagus: yeah I think the distinction is subtle enough that it doesn't matter a ton
Laurence72: YES!! More cribbage!!
IRarelyTry: from what i see this is like a face up winston which could be argued to be winchester
IRarelyTry: but i think winster is more fitting because it is way more winston than rochester
revjakenash: my kid says this song is a banger
Juliamon: they're right
Marvoleath: @IRarelyTry if you read winchester the way you read worchester, you kinda get winster
Laurence72: I like just adding a word in front of something that is almost but not 100% like something else. Canadian Highlander... Canadian Bacon... why is Canada doing things weirdly??
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r10pez10: in sweden the swedish chef is called the danish chef
Marvoleath:
can you understand him though? 
thraximore: I quite like Canadian Bacon
thraximore: been a while since I had any
Cptasparagus: uoʇsuᴉʍ draft
n0tboy_: to the joker chaos warp is just regular warp
raulghoulia: lol the next FNPF says theyre jamming some Canadian. Sucks to be that person
Laurence72: @thraximore Me too! My fave pizza topping. I'm not a fan of pineapple though, but they always offer Hawaiian pizzas for discounts, so I'm always ordering them with no fruit
thraximore:
n0tboy_: that's just a ham sham
Laurence72: @thraximore No, but it still gets me the discounted proce at Papa Murphys
Marvoleath: @thraximore Hawaiian pizza originated in Canada though
n0tboy_: arcbound (one of them)
Mindfire13: Dog with Riot and Modular
Laurence72: Ikoria Godzilla promo??
Morrigan9: look like a wow raid boss
keatthebeast: that dog at common is silly holy text
Mindfire13: Ringwarden Owl
Laurence72: That's Batman
letsbelgo: bord
jwholla: i have no idea what makes a group huge cube but i am excited
stnrwzrd: where da ring ?
Laurence72: @jwholla MOst of the cards have the word 'Eah' on them, like 'Each player does X'
letsbelgo: oh, ass creed
letsbelgo: thats why
Diabore: volatile something?
thraximore: volatile fault
TK_Squared: Volatile Fault.
Diabore: thats what it was
Omthebox: Pikachu
thraximore: it's Clefairy!
Omthebox: Damn, close
Diabore: its jigglypuff from the top
Diabore: ma girl
thraximore: hmmmmmmmm
letsbelgo: trax
Omthebox: 100% that's charizard
thraximore: who could this be
Mindfire13: Atraxa, Grand Unifier
thraximore: nah, that's Squirtle
Laurence72: Galarian Coffing
ShaneLeeAtk: AngelWomon
n0tboy_: salamence lookin kinda 👀
Omthebox: Charizard and squirtle do look pretty similar
MegaDosX: Pheromosa
smertmonkey: elesh norn
Omthebox: Chandalure
Mindfire13: Write into Being
letsbelgo: group bong
Uniclonus: Mokuba
Laurence72: @Omthebox I see it for this one
stnrwzrd: gg @letsbelgo
Territan: The Angry Washing Machine.
Diabore: almost manifest dread
ShaneLeeAtk: Blue Eyes White Dragon
Diabore: ulvenwald hydra
FixDoll: ulvenwald hydra
Diabore: big boi
xVoxtric: ulvald hydra
Laurence72: some sort of hyrda?
Gekyouryuu: Foggy Handsman
MegaDosX: Chungus
tehfewl: uvenwald hydra
ShaneLeeAtk: Frog the Jam
Territan: Earthworm Jim's Horror Remake
tehfewl: great card, gets gaea's cradle
thraximore: @tehfewl Unfortunately, it's ULVENwald hydra
Diabore: and karakas
Laurence72: Karloch
xVoxtric: Kaya
DarthRagnar815: Kaya of some sort
Diabore: got what was this kayas moniker
tehfewl: kaldheim kaya
MothmyTitania: Kaya the Inexorable
MegaDosX: Kaya from Kaldheim
mweepigeon: inexorable?
FixDoll: is this the inexorable
Gekyouryuu: War of the Spark Kaya?
Gekyouryuu: oh, no, it IS Kaldheim
thraximore: it gets stuff BACK from exile
MegaDosX: I think it is the Inexorable
Gekyouryuu: the colored border on the art made me think the card itself was hybrid, not gold
Territan: Axe. Just Axe.
thraximore: I think this is another Assassin's Creed card
tehfewl: the kaya from when every planeswalker was 5 mana and had a + to card advantage and a - to remove a creature
adept_nekomancer: Axe (no lava)
Diabore: gow axe?
Diabore: no
xVoxtric: Rohktamonshon's axe?
Laurence72: Snow axe
Gekyouryuu:
Leviathan Axe from God of War 
FixDoll: axe of the assassin
Diabore: @Laurence72 snacks? did you say snacks?
xVoxtric: @Diabore heh
Laurence72: @Diabore In the fridge, help yourself!
Diabore: lightform blade iirc
ihlendrax: Otharri
Diabore: nope
Diabore: i did not rc
mweepigeon: stormbeacon blade?
Laurence72: Anime Sword #26
FixDoll: sword of universes and beyond
Territan: Hey Wait I'm Still Literally Forging That Blade
xVoxtric: oh it's alt art for Stormbeacon blade yea
Diabore: somethings gonna happen tomorrow
Territan: Nodnod. And it's going to be live.
Dergib: I get the joke but shouldn't it be "what's that magic card?"
Laurence72: Does LRR still make Back in the Box?
stnrwzrd: @Diabore [ominous]
Territan: The music faded. Could this be... a return to form. Yeah, it was.
Laurence72: I love that Nelson's deck is like twice as tall as Serge's
thraximore: Nelly's deck is auspiciously larger than the rest
Diabore: what land
LRRbot: Cheering Crowd [1{R/G}] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | At the beginning of each player's first main phase, that player may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If they do, they add {C} for each counter on it.
Laurence72: Ya!
Laurence72: Yay even!
x0den: I hope everyone having the same sleves wont be an issue
LRRbot: Sea of Clouds | Land | This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
LoadingReadyRun: Cheering crowd is just Chat, right?
LRRbot: Oath of Druids [1G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses target player who controls more creatures than they do and is their opponent. The first player may reveal cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card. If the first player does, that player puts that card onto the battlefield and all other cards revealed this way into their graveyard.
thraximore: hahaha
LRRbot: Grismold, the Dreadsower [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Troll Shaman [3/3] | Trample / At the beginning of your end step, each player creates a 1/1 green Plant creature token. / Whenever a creature token dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Grismold.
Diabore: it is a may
MegaDosX:
@x0den With a Blim and a Zedruu in the mix that could be an issue 
Laurence72: This table is going to get crowded FAST
LRRbot: Generous Plunderer [1R] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | Menace / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a Treasure token. When you do, target opponent creates a tapped Treasure token. / Whenever this creature attacks, it deals damage to defending player equal to the number of artifacts they control.
thraximore: this is gonna be a game of Judge's Tower after all
LRRbot: Veteran Explorer [G] | Creature — Human Soldier Scout [1/1] | When this creature dies, each player may search their library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
nyc_mtg: ooh nic fit!!
MegaDosX: This is going to be such nonsense
LRRbot: Duskmantle Seer [2UB] | Creature — Vampire Wizard [4/4] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, each player reveals the top card of their library, loses life equal to that card's mana value, then puts it into their hand.
Diabore: party bob!
LRRbot: Triskaidekaphobia [3B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one — / • Each player with exactly 13 life loses the game, then each player gains 1 life. / • Each player with exactly 13 life loses the game, then each player loses 1 life.
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jwholla: this game is even better than i could have imagined
thraximore: SO many upkeep triggers
revjakenash: Yessss my favorite card!
LRRbot: Tataru Taru [1W] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Advisor [0/3] | When Tataru Taru enters, you draw a card and target opponent may draw a card. / Scions' Secretary — Whenever an opponent draws a card, if it isn't that player's turn, create a tapped Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Strebenherz: Tataru!
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun really important,, people lose first, then everyone else gains or loses 1 life
Bugberry: Everyone is accelerating everyone else, so one way or the other it's going to ramp up fast.
MegaDosX: Party Bob could make Triskaidekaphobia a thing
LoadingReadyRun: @Diabore good point!
nyc_mtg: i mean have you seen the Hornets play?
trebuchetboy: cEDH cards in group hug game shake my head
trebuchetboy: lol ͏
LRRbot: Rite of the Raging Storm [3RR] | Enchantment | Creatures named Lightning Rager can't attack you or planeswalkers you control. / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player creates a 5/1 red Elemental creature token named Lightning Rager. It has trample, haste, and "At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this token."
MegaDosX: Oh my god this card rules
trebuchetboy: Aw yeah dude love this card
Diabore: gonna get so many games in
MegaDosX: There's like four
LRRbot: Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis [RGWU] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/8] | At the beginning of your end step, draw a card. Each player may put a land card from their hand onto the battlefield, then each opponent who didn't draws a card.
Diabore: the BGK
lamina5432: this would make a good judges tower
djalternative: raging storm is great for Nelly with grismold
MegaDosX:
Oh shit I forgot about Grismold
Diabore: now draw for turn and we have more triggers
Pywodwagon: I'm not going to look at this game too closely to preserve my sanity
Diabore: now cheering crowd
MegaDosX: Good move Pywo
Fruan: *Gestures at butterfly* is this... judges tower?
kumatsu: @Pywodwagon I refuse to think too hard about this, yeah
definenull: yeah why build judges tower when this cube also functions as that
LRRbot: Gor Muldrak, Amphinologist [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [3/2] | You and permanents you control have protection from Salamanders. / At the beginning of your end step, each player who controls the fewest creatures creates a 4/3 blue Salamander Warrior creature token.
MegaDosX: More tokens for Grismold lmao
Diabore: 3 and a land yeah?
letsbelgo: gris is eating good
Diabore: 4 mana?
Laurence72: We're going to need a bigger table
Desdae: Adam has 3 and w/u
LRRbot: Assault Suit [4] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has haste, can't attack you or planeswalkers you control, and can't be sacrificed. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you may have that player gain control of equipped creature until end of turn. If you do, untap it. / Equip {3}
InfiniTokens: Hello!
letsbelgo: free ball lighting forever
MegaDosX: Oh you could some nonsense with Gor Muldrak with that
InfiniTokens: That one's in my Hot Potato deck that passes cards around the table.
LRRbot: Veteran Explorer [G] | Creature — Human Soldier Scout [1/1] | When this creature dies, each player may search their library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Diabore: so much ramp
jwholla: this is magic as garfield intended
iPsyop: this is unhinged
Diabore: nelly can have up to 11 mana?
MegaDosX: Imagine someone coming into this to learn Magic from a LRR stream
r10pez10: how do you win
adept_nekomancer: This is kind of like a game of judges tower, honestly
InfiniTokens: You could say he's "Not playing with a full deck"?
MegaDosX: This does feel adjacent to Judge's Tower with all of the triggers in the mix
LRRbot: Magus of the Vineyard [G] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | At the beginning of each player's first main phase, that player adds {G}{G}.
Laurence72: It was a much better creature when there was mana burn
LRRbot: Belbe, Corrupted Observer [BG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf [2/2] | At the beginning of each postcombat main phase, the active player adds {C}{C} for each of your opponents who lost life this turn.
Diabore: what if more mana
Uniclonus: This is like a worse version of Judges Tower
niccus: Judge's Jenga
MegaDosX: Yo dawg I heard you like colourless mana
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Juliamon: This is less "group hug" and more "Angel's revenge"
InfiniTokens: Can I have a treasure token?
MegaDosX: @niccus That is exactly what this is and I love it
LRRbot: Generous Plunderer [1R] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | Menace / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a Treasure token. When you do, target opponent creates a tapped Treasure token. / Whenever this creature attacks, it deals damage to defending player equal to the number of artifacts they control.
r10pez10: i think that's bingo, paul
Diabore: he gets 2 green anyway
Diabore: from magus
lamina5432: the natural kind of
LRRbot: Sheltering Ancient [1G] | Creature — Treefolk [5/5] | Trample / Cumulative upkeep—Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature an opponent controls.
Diabore: you can grow cheering crowd to get unsafe levels of mana
LRRbot: Belbe, Corrupted Observer [BG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf [2/2] | At the beginning of each postcombat main phase, the active player adds {C}{C} for each of your opponents who lost life this turn.
LRRbot: Mana-Charged Dragon [4RR] | Creature — Dragon [5/5] | Flying, trample / Join forces — Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, each player starting with you may pay any amount of mana. This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the total amount of mana paid this way.
LRRbot: Jon Irenicus, Shattered One [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Elf Wizard [3/3] | At the beginning of your end step, target opponent gains control of up to one target creature you control. Put two +1/+1 counters on it and tap it. It's goaded for the rest of the game and it gains "This creature can't be sacrificed." / Whenever a creature you own but don't control attacks, you draw a card.
UtilityPunk: So the one who's winning is the one who's making everyone else win?
Diabore: with the sauce?
Diabore: so it has to put counters on?
GamerCat88:
SymphonySolstice: fully read that as it's goated for the rest of the game
Diabore: im pretty sure?
e_bloc: consent is important
LRRbot: Dakra Mystic [U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/1] | {U}, {T}: Each player reveals the top card of their library. You may put the revealed cards into their owners' graveyards. If you don't, each player draws a card.
LRRbot: Generous Plunderer [1R] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | Menace / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a Treasure token. When you do, target opponent creates a tapped Treasure token. / Whenever this creature attacks, it deals damage to defending player equal to the number of artifacts they control.
jwholla: this is fantastic
LRRbot: Kami of the Crescent Moon [UU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [1/3] | At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.
raulghoulia: new step trigger added
Gekyouryuu: ah, yes, the classic "Group Hug", where everyone is hugging each other's necks with their hands.
r10pez10: gee i wonder why programmers like magic the gathering
Sorator13:
how dare you call them the cheeks
Dergib: You can just chose not pay. The sac is part of not paying
Masslost: so many triggers
UtilityPunk: Where we drawing cards from? Kami of, of the crescent moon
LRRbot: Keen Duelist [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you and target opponent each reveal the top card of your library. You each lose life equal to the mana value of the card revealed by the other player. You each put the card you revealed into your hand.
Fruan: This game feels like your dad catching you with a trigggered ability out behind the garage, and forcing you to smoke a whole deck of triggered abilities as a punishment.
LRRbot: Jolene, the Plunder Queen [2RG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Whenever a player attacks one or more of your opponents, that attacking player creates a Treasure token. / If you would create one or more Treasure tokens, instead create those tokens plus an additional Treasure token. / Sacrifice five Treasures: Put five +1/+1 counters on Jolene.
LRRbot: Alliance of Arms [W] | Sorcery | Join forces — Starting with you, each player may pay any amount of mana. Each player creates X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens, where X is the total amount of mana paid this way.
lamina5432: they have to go to 12 or 14
durketh: @Fruan +1 and another 1 at the beginning of the next upkeep
r10pez10: nah, trisk's lose trigger is before the gain and loss
3schr: Why would they die at 13? I missed that
Diabore: @lamina5432 no, people at 13 lose first, then they gain or lose 1 life
r10pez10: !card triskaidekaphobia
LRRbot: Triskaidekaphobia [3B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one — / • Each player with exactly 13 life loses the game, then each player gains 1 life. / • Each player with exactly 13 life loses the game, then each player loses 1 life.
3schr: Thanks
Sorator13: @3schr Triskaidekaphobia
lamina5432: @Diabore interesting
LRRbot: Triskaidekaphobia [3B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one — / • Each player with exactly 13 life loses the game, then each player gains 1 life. / • Each player with exactly 13 life loses the game, then each player loses 1 life.
UtilityPunk: @Fruan You think it's /fun/ son? You think big stacks do nothing to your brain?
Diabore: so serge has 7 mana floating
LRRbot: Descent into Avernus [2R] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put two descent counters on this enchantment. Then each player creates X Treasure tokens and this enchantment deals X damage to each player, where X is the number of descent counters on this enchantment.
r10pez10: it being an actual threat in this is very funny
InfiniTokens: WE'VE GONE TO PLAID.
raulghoulia: points at Serge
LRRbot: Friendly Teddy [2] | Artifact Creature — Bear Toy [2/2] | When this creature dies, each player draws a card.
Strebenherz: the cheerful laugh while serge commits crimes
e_bloc: looks like we're going down in an earlier round
Diabore: serge still has the GG right?
jwholla: is there a command for the cube list
Diabore: or had
r10pez10: !deck
Sorator13: I think he forgot about the GG, yeah
Diabore: salamanders are very GU to me
r10pez10: pretty easy to forget the GG when there's so much damn stuff happening
Sorator13: absolutely
InfiniTokens: They printed Salamanders in coresets?
InfiniTokens: *Corsets
Bugberry: People used to believe Salamanders came from fire, because they would come out of fires after burning wood.
Seth_Erickson: Then the Simic came around and were like what if Salamanders were blue and green like us.
Tattybojangles69: Not even on Merry Boxmas Day
Seth_Erickson: !card Rapid Hybridization
LRRbot: Rapid Hybridization [U] | Instant | Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. That creature's controller creates a 3/3 green Frog Lizard creature token.
Diabore: oh its living death
r10pez10: magister of worth?
Sorator13:
There he goes 
LRRbot: Magister of Worth [4WB] | Creature — Angel [4/4] | Flying / Will of the council — When this creature enters, starting with you, each player votes for grace or condemnation. If grace gets more votes, each player returns each creature card from their graveyard to the battlefield. If condemnation gets more votes or the vote is tied, destroy all creatures other than this creature.
Diabore: plunderer goes to nellys graveyard
Sogheim: this game is why my friend group won't let me play all triggered abilities decks
Sorator13: @Sogheim pff
LRRbot: Avatar of Growth [4GG] | Creature — Elemental Avatar [4/4] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each opponent you have. / Trample / When this creature enters, each player searches their library for up to two basic land cards, puts them onto the battlefield, then shuffles.
r10pez10: yeah i'm surprised too, paul
KeytarCat: OUR Hover Myr, Comrade
adept_nekomancer: 15 is a dangerous life total to be at with descent on serge's board
InfiniTokens: Ooh burn
lamina5432: it's like a wlecome deck card
Sorator13:
Gekyouryuu: Game Knights was a boxed product with 5 precon monocolor decks, iirc
MegaDosX: Game Night
Gekyouryuu: or Game Nights, rather
r10pez10: there are like two or three game nights products
MegaDosX: Its called Game Night
MegaDosX: And yeah there's two
r10pez10: it's a pretty good way to introduce people to magic
djalternative: Game Night was a box set at Foundations power level
Gekyouryuu: White Loxodon
MegaDosX: Five preconstructed monocolour decks
LRRbot: Generous Gift [2W] | Instant | Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.
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ckupf: Does the avatar have haste?
coriolis_storm: Speaking of white elephant!
InfiniTokens: The elephant tokens from "Generous gift" sholephant. Just for flavor.
LRRbot: Hunted Wumpus [3G] | Creature — Beast [6/6] | When this creature enters, each other player may put a creature card from their hand onto the battlefield.
UtilityPunk: @ckupf Probably not, it phased out for 100 years when the world needed it most
LRRbot: Ms. Bumbleflower [1GWU] | Legendary Creature — Rabbit Citizen [1/5] | Vigilance / Whenever you cast a spell, target opponent draws a card. Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, you draw two cards.
LRRbot: Hired Giant [3R] | Creature — Giant [4/4] | When this creature enters, each other player may search their library for a land card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then each player who searched their library this way shuffles.
nyc_mtg: hunted wumpus? the demonic consultation target?
LRRbot: Aku Djinn [3BB] | Creature — Djinn [5/6] | Trample / At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature each opponent controls.
PhorrestGaze: "wait for your hired giant trigger until we're done with the hunted wumpus!"
LRRbot: Exotic Orchard | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
LRRbot: Grove of the Burnwillows | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}. Each opponent gains 1 life.
Diabore: oh wheeler dies
nyc_mtg: grove!!!
LRRbot: Vow of Wildness [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +3/+3, has trample, and can't attack you or planeswalkers you control.
Sorator13: It is each, yeah
freshmaker__: Time to run Hired Giant and Wan Shi Tong or Ob Nix so you draw or dome them for 10 when you give your opponent the land.
Fruan: This game makes my brain hurt
LRRbot: Spire Garden | Land | This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
LRRbot: Peerless Recycling [1G] | Instant | Gift a card / Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. If the gift was promised, instead return two target permanent cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Seth_Erickson: The Gay Kings and the Evil and Intimidating Salamander Man
evethernet: 4 c,
evethernet: oops
LRRbot: Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis [RGWU] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/8] | At the beginning of your end step, draw a card. Each player may put a land card from their hand onto the battlefield, then each opponent who didn't draws a card.
evethernet: this cube rules ty angel
GamerCat88: @Seth_Erickson sounds like a romance novel
Desdae: Can't hit wheeler with anything xD
LoadingReadyRun:
I like that almost every other creature in MtG is summoned from pure magic by mighty wizards, but the Hired Giant is just paid to show up
yobigdogXL: it only floats that's not flying
Desdae: Adam can play a land too if he has one
LRRbot: Endless Whispers [2BB] | Enchantment | Each creature has "When this creature dies, choose target opponent. That player puts this card from its owner's graveyard onto the battlefield under their control at the beginning of the next end step."
LRRbot: Wild Evocation [5R] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player reveals a card at random from their hand. If it's a land card, the player puts it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, the player casts it without paying its mana cost if able.
LRRbot: Undergrowth Stadium | Land | This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
LRRbot: Centaur Peacemaker [1GW] | Creature — Centaur Cleric [3/3] | When this creature enters, each player gains 4 life.
Sorator13: yeah, Adam gets to play a land or draw (again) from gay kings
Diabore: ascent kills adam
Desdae: @Sorator13 Can't draw again as it's only opponents that draw from the last bit
evethernet: this is the ideal game of commander (no one ever dies and everyone is having a good time)
revjakenash: dying to your own triskaidekaphobia is the purest form of victory
Sorator13: @Desdae whoops, you're right
LRRbot: Communal Brewing [2G] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, any number of target opponents each draw a card. Put an ingredient counter on this enchantment, then put an ingredient counter on it for each card drawn this way. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, that creature enters with X additional +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of ingredient counters on this enchantment.
Sorator13: 4 ingredient counters on it, not 3
LRRbot: Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Berserker [4/4] | Trample / Alexios attacks each combat if able, can't be sacrificed, and can't attack its owner. / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player gains control of Alexios, untaps it, and puts a +1/+1 counter on it. It gains haste until end of turn.
Vandristine: should be 4 counters
Tattybojangles69: Yeah should be 4
Sorator13: "put a counter on, then put a counter on for each card drawn..."
guilhermefrombr: it`s one counter for starters + one for each card
guilhermefrombr: so 1 + 3 = 4
n0tboy_: it always gets at least one
Vandristine: put a counter then put a counter for each card drawn
Sorator13: Serge, you skipped a line of text
MegaDosX: Serge L
Sorator13: It's very, very easy to miss because it repeats the exact same phrase and your brain skips that
guilhermefrombr: nelson actually sounds exactly the way he did when he was playing judge`s tower
LRRbot: Alliance of Arms [W] | Sorcery | Join forces — Starting with you, each player may pay any amount of mana. Each player creates X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens, where X is the total amount of mana paid this way.
KeytarCat: @Sorator13 And any kind of dyslexia make sit so much worse
MegaDosX: !card aku djinn
LRRbot: Aku Djinn [3BB] | Creature — Djinn [5/6] | Trample / At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature each opponent controls.
Sorator13: @KeytarCat absolutely. I can only imagine there was a better way to template that; it might have wound up inconsistent from other templating, but it'd have been an improvement
lamina5432: to the stock of D20s
raulghoulia: Adam came here to fuck spiders
GamerCat88: kkona soilders for all
djalternative: Canada no longer a country. now just a principality
KeytarCat: @Sorator13 just bolding "then" would help
Sorator13: @djalternative The Moonbase, on the other hand...
Seth_Erickson: Adam tapped the Grovewillows btw did he use it for the mana that gives everyone a life?
Diabore: !card grove of the burnwillows
LRRbot: Grove of the Burnwillows | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}. Each opponent gains 1 life.
Desdae: Alexios gains another counter too
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MegaDosX: Alexios the Oathbreaker
Sorator13: !card alexios
LRRbot: Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Berserker [4/4] | Trample / Alexios attacks each combat if able, can't be sacrificed, and can't attack its owner. / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player gains control of Alexios, untaps it, and puts a +1/+1 counter on it. It gains haste until end of turn.
Sorator13: yep, gets another counter
Diabore: adam goes up to 10 then?
Diabore: -2 from avernus +1 for trisk?
youcantlistentobuttons: Didn't burnwillow kills serge?
Diabore: @youcantlistentobuttons no he stacked it so he wouldnt be at 13
Seth_Erickson: nah he lost life from Avernus first
youcantlistentobuttons: Got it!
youcantlistentobuttons: Love you guys
guilhermefrombr: next time I have a friend who says they want to learn how to play magic I'm gonna show them this game saying "it's actually an easy game when you get the hang of it" and then disappear into the ether
Vinewood_OG: Wheel!?
Strebenherz:
MegaDosX: @guilhermefrombr I'm picturing Homer disappearing into the hedge
LRRbot: Rankle, Master of Pranks [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Rogue [3/3] | Flying, haste / Whenever Rankle deals combat damage to a player, choose any number — / • Each player discards a card. / • Each player loses 1 life and draws a card. / • Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.
Laurence72: Adam Stream Take 2??
Diabore: the master of prankles
Mr_Horrible: I do not want hugs from Rankle
lamina5432: rolla die to see how many peops get banned
Juliamon: that would have been a very funny time to time out Serge but I'm not a Lead Mod
MegaDosX:
Jolene
definenull: "giving"
LRRbot: Enslaved Horror [3B] | Creature — Horror [4/4] | When this creature enters, each other player may return a creature card from their graveyard to the battlefield.
Sorator13: btw, chatting with my mom about how absolutely phenomenal the broadcast and interface and cameras and lighting, etc. are
LRRbot: Mog, Moogle Warrior [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Moogle Warrior [1/2] | Lifelink / Dance — At the beginning of your end step, each player may discard a card. Each player who discarded a card this way draws a card. If a creature card was discarded this way, you create a 1/2 white Moogle creature token with lifelink. Then if a noncreature card was discarded this way, put a +1/+1 counter on each Moogle you control.
DiscordianTokkan: Mog!
MegaDosX: Get Mogged on
Sorator13: no one does it as good as y'all do and that's easy to just take for granted
freshmaker__: MogChamp
LRRbot: Urza's Guilt [2UB] | Sorcery | Each player draws two cards, then discards three cards, then loses 4 life.
Marvoleath:
Laurence72: Good King Moogle Mog, Good King Mog...
MegaDosX: What the fuck is this card?
youcantlistentobuttons: Everybody bazaar, then die!
Seth_Erickson: Urza's Guilt is great
DiscordianTokkan: That art is Urza, Mr. Fantastic
KeytarCat: Math is the language by which we communicate universal truths, and all language is fundamentally flawed
LRRbot: Gwafa Hazid, Profiteer [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | {W}{U}, {T}: Put a bribery counter on target creature you don't control. Its controller draws a card. / Creatures with bribery counters on them can't attack or block.
Laurence72: Wrong, the Mog says, "Kupo!"
itsr67: moggle
MegaDosX: Moggle
thingo314: moggle
freshmaker__: Me? Kokoro.
letsbelgo: moggle
Dog_of_Myth:
imaperson333: boggles
Sorator13:
look, if all he flubbed reading that was one letter... that's pretty good
MegaDosX: There it is
MegaDosX: Now does Serge remember to draw?
Gooseblast:
Always choose no 
TeacherSeanTV: Mog, so cute >_<
Gekyouryuu: "Mog says it's my turn on the SNES"
LRRbot: Dictate of Kruphix [1UU] | Enchantment | Flash / At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.
Sorator13: does the Moogle get a counter? It does, doesn't it?
LRRbot: Orzhov Advokist [2W] | Creature — Human Advisor [1/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, each player may put two +1/+1 counters on a creature they control. If a player does, creatures that player controls can't attack you or planeswalkers you control until your next turn.
Gekyouryuu: @Sorator13 only if someone else discarded a noncreature, in which case it and mog both do, iirc
MegaDosX: Moogle doesn't get a counter because no noncreature cards were discarded
Sorator13: Ah, misheard and thought the others discarded noncreatures, alright
MegaDosX: Nah, dude
LRRbot: Vision Skeins [1U] | Instant | Each player draws two cards.
LoadingReadyRun:
I want Urza's Guilt to be a 0 cost enchantment that immediately sacrifices itself
LRRbot: Tempt with Bunnies [2W] | Sorcery | Tempting Offer — Draw a card and create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token. Then each opponent may draw a card and create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token. For each opponent who does, you draw a card and you create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token.
GamerCat88: i tempted you with bunnies why no reply
Seth_Erickson: he doesn't need another rabbit he has Miss Bumbleflower
nyc_mtg: best token art in the whole game
LRRbot: Secret Rendezvous [1WW] | Sorcery | You and target opponent each draw three cards.
AugmentingPath: as the song goes, baby you like Magic? have a card and a rabbit
Gekyouryuu: silly card idea: an enchantment that makes any opponent "may" triggers into triggers they have to obey. call it "But thou must"
LRRbot: Tempting Wurm [1G] | Creature — Wurm [5/5] | When this creature enters, each opponent may put any number of artifact, creature, enchantment, and/or land cards from their hand onto the battlefield.
MegaDosX: Oh shit
BusTed:
Seth_Erickson: 2 mana 5/5 Adam
MegaDosX: Just Rummy your hand down
Laurence72: This breaks the Wheeler
Sorator13: w h a t
LRRbot: Arbiter of Knollridge [6W] | Creature — Giant Wizard [5/5] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, each player's life total becomes the highest life total among all players.
n3ther: what a card lmao
MegaDosX: Holy shit
nyc_mtg: goddamn hahaha
raulghoulia: I am having a great time
LRRbot: Xyris, the Writhing Storm [2GUR] | Legendary Creature — Snake Leviathan [3/5] | Flying / Whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token. / Whenever Xyris deals combat damage to a player, you and that player each draw that many cards.
LRRbot: Pain Distributor [2R] | Creature — Devil Citizen [2/3] | Menace / Whenever a player casts their first spell each turn, they create a Treasure token. / Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this creature deals 1 damage to that player.
LRRbot: Octomancer [3GU] | Creature — Frog Druid [3/3] | Gift an Octopus / At the beginning of each end step, create a token that's a copy of target creature token that entered the battlefield this turn.
UtilityPunk: Group hug? How about group homicide?
adept_nekomancer: Can we get *everyone's* life totals to 13 simultaneously?
LRRbot: Rites of Flourishing [2G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card. / Each player may play an additional land on each of their turns.
Sorator13: Descent + Trisk won't do it from 15 anymore, though, right? cause Descent has 2 counters on it now, so it'll be 4 damage when it triggers next
LRRbot: Pandemonium [3R] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature enters, that creature's controller may have it deal damage equal to its power to any target of their choice.
BusTed:
letsbelgo: yeaaaahhh
PhorrestGaze: group hug to death cult is a classic pipeline
Omthebox: HAH
Sorator13: OH
MegaDosX: They all enter at once
LoadingReadyRun: First he tempts with bunnies, then he tempts with worms, you don't want to know the 3rd temptation
GamerCat88:
MegaDosX: But this is about to get /very/ dumb
Mr_Horrible:
"Oh, I have the opportunity to cause problems, perfect" 
MegaDosX: And I'm about it
imaperson333: tempt with candy
MegaDosX: Wheeler is delirious
lamina5432: reminds me of warstorm surge with playing my hand in commander
Laurence72: Tempt With Nachos
MegaDosX: Everything enters at once and you order triggers, surely
LRRbot: Arbiter of Knollridge [6W] | Creature — Giant Wizard [5/5] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, each player's life total becomes the highest life total among all players.
LRRbot: Gor Muldrak, Amphinologist [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [3/2] | You and permanents you control have protection from Salamanders. / At the beginning of your end step, each player who controls the fewest creatures creates a 4/3 blue Salamander Warrior creature token.
LRRbot: Octomancer [3GU] | Creature — Frog Druid [3/3] | Gift an Octopus / At the beginning of each end step, create a token that's a copy of target creature token that entered the battlefield this turn.
KeytarCat: @Laurence72 I'd bring you nachos if you paid for my nachos
PhuzNutz: @MegaDosX Think he hit ecstasy when casting Hunted Wumpus already (:
hidingbox: Wait, doesn't trisk immediately either increase of decrease life totals then check?
Sorator13: @hidingbox Other way around
hidingbox: @Sorator13 ty, always forget what order this thing resolves in
MegaDosX: !card triskadekaphobia
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MegaDosX: !card triskaidekaphobia
LRRbot: Triskaidekaphobia [3B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one — / • Each player with exactly 13 life loses the game, then each player gains 1 life. / • Each player with exactly 13 life loses the game, then each player loses 1 life.
Desdae: Adam can give an Octopus if he wishes?
LRRbot: Nils, Discipline Enforcer [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | At the beginning of your end step, for each player, put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature that player controls. / Each creature with one or more counters on it can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless its controller pays {X}, where X is the number of counters on that creature.
Desdae: Oh, not a cast
Desdae: nevermind
Seth_Erickson: gift is only on cast
MegaDosX: Hah, this guy with Advokist would be funny in a normal game
guilhermefrombr: the octopus is only if you cast it
CeridwenCoeur: Xyris sees everyone draw a card so Adam should have 3 1/1 Snakes
KeytarCat: Triskadecaphonia, I only play add13 chords
Marvoleath:
Gift is cast only
n0tboy_: gift is on cast but it doesnt really matter
guilhermefrombr: @CeridwenCoeur yep
Seth_Erickson: they killed the gift so yeah it doesn't matter much
MegaDosX: That's end step isn't it?
Laxonian: dat board state!
LRRbot: Bountiful Promenade | Land | This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
LRRbot: Rainbow Vale | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color. An opponent gains control of this land at the beginning of the next end step.
LRRbot: Tempt with Vengeance [XR] | Sorcery | Tempting offer — Create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. Each opponent may create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. For each opponent who does, create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste.
MegaDosX: This board state is such a mess
LRRbot: Gluntch, the Bestower [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Jellyfish [0/5] | Flying / At the beginning of your end step, choose a player. They put two +1/+1 counters on a creature they control. Choose a second player to draw a card. Then choose a third player to create two Treasure tokens.
MegaDosX: Gluntch time!
stippledotter: The board state reflects how group projects tend to go
guilhermefrombr: i loved that part when gluntch gluntched all around everything
Omthebox:
Tempt with vengence, everyone dies 
adept_nekomancer: Adam's board looks like he just spilled some cards on the table
BusTed: encroachment
Seth_Erickson: he can tap for colorless
MegaDosX: Serge's board state makes the most sense and even that's a lot
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: We are seeing Wheeler's happy place
raulghoulia: land of all demons is correct
Boltarion: this is absolute chaos
LRRbot: Mirrorweave [2{W/U}{W/U}] | Instant | Each other creature becomes a copy of target nonlegendary creature until end of turn.
MegaDosX: !card Grove of the burnwillows
LRRbot: Grove of the Burnwillows | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}. Each opponent gains 1 life.
Strebenherz: just deleting nelson tonight
Marvoleath: Each creature, so every players'
Pywodwagon: oh by god I left for 20 minutes what the hell happened
Seth_Erickson: Gluntch can't attack tbf
MegaDosX: Nelson's stuff are also 5/5s
guilhermefrombr: nelsons creature also become 5/5s
MegaDosX: Mirrorweave is symmetrical
Seth_Erickson: mirrorweave is symmetrical correct
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DeM0nFiRe:
lamina5432: this is pandemonium
guilhermefrombr: I feel like I should play 10h of dandan to cleanse myself after watching this
itsr67: LMFAO
adept_nekomancer:
"Close enough" has been called. 
hidingbox: perfect solution
TeacherSeanTV: This board is chaos
BusTed:
Mr_Horrible: if a judge's brain doesn't explode it wasn't kitchen table enough
freshmaker__: you get 1 soldier for each judge level thats in the rules im pretty sure.
PhuzNutz: @adept_nekomancer I second. All in favour?
LRRbot: Agitator Ant [2R] | Creature — Insect [2/2] | At the beginning of your end step, each player may put two +1/+1 counters on a creature they control. Goad each creature that had counters put on it this way.
guilhermefrombr: no, bumbleflower became something else until end of turn
LRRbot: Selvala, Explorer Returned [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/4] | Parley — {T}: Each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, add {G} and you gain 1 life. Then each player draws a card.
LRRbot: Humble Defector [1R] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | {T}: Draw two cards. Target opponent gains control of this creature. Activate only during your turn.
Pywodwagon: I've definitely had to leave some really gross board states that came from an error that we cant back up
Diabore: so who does serge kill, either adam or nelly
e_bloc: Adam low key the manchurian candidate
MegaDosX: Oh Nelson dies to Avernus either way
guilhermefrombr: @Diabore nelly`s dead to avernus (4 counters, right?)
Omthebox: This is judges tower
MegaDosX: Serge can kill Adam with Trisk and Nelson with Avernus
KeytarCat: @Omthebox Except you aren't allowed to lose
Omthebox: Which is honestly worse
silv3r_54:
this boardstate is why I dont play commander often
Pywodwagon: in public???
MegaDosX: "I goaded my wurm"
Diabore: @guilhermefrombr oh right yeah, serge can kill adam, then nelly
LRRbot: Rootweaver Druid [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [2/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent may search their library for up to three basic land cards. They each put one of those cards onto the battlefield tapped under your control and the rest onto the battlefield tapped under their control. Then each player who searched their library this way shuffles.
3schr: @MegaDosX She goaded my wurm til I resolve
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
nyc_mtg: YESSS
adept_nekomancer: @3schr "redirect"
Diabore: nelly saves adam!
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Horrible:
"You gonna let me go to Hell the way I want to?" 
Seth_Erickson: you're just as trapped as the rest of us Adam
Diabore: wait, cant adam choose not to deal damage with pandemonium?
LoadingReadyRun:
@silv3r_54 I don't think this can be considered a typical game of magic 
agentofsaruman69: my favorite part is how chat kept saying at the beginning "we're gonna get so many games in"
GamerCat88:
Diabore: !card pandemonium
LRRbot: Pandemonium [3R] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature enters, that creature's controller may have it deal damage equal to its power to any target of their choice.
stippledotter: "You're stuck in here with me!"
CaptainSpam: Adam's saved! It's a Boxing Day miracle!
guilhermefrombr: if nelson kills adam this turn serge can kill nelson with the pandemonium ball of lightning and then kill himself and wheeler with triskaideka somehow?
LRRbot: Círdan the Shipwright [3GU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [3/4] | Vigilance / Secret council — Whenever Círdan enters or attacks, each player secretly votes for a player, then those votes are revealed. Each player draws a card for each vote they received. Each player who received no votes may put a permanent card from their hand onto the battlefield.
MegaDosX: Oh yeah Adam dies in his draw step if Rites and Dictate stick around
guilhermefrombr: this car was just created 10s ago
Seth_Erickson: Oath of Druids is the main culprit for all this tbf
Cptasparagus:
people complain about Arena but it would do this for you
Laurence72: The Real Group Hug was them all walking away from this board state at the same time
MegaDosX: I can smell the smoke from the Arena servers with this board state
silv3r_54:
@MegaDosX
Strebenherz: There it is
LRRbot: Oath of Scholars [3U] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses target player who has more cards in hand than they do and is their opponent. The first player may discard their hand and draw three cards.
LRRbot: Mathas, Fiend Seeker [RWB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire [3/3] | Menace / At the beginning of your end step, put a bounty counter on target creature an opponent controls. For as long as that creature has a bounty counter on it, it has "When this creature dies, each opponent draws a card and gains 2 life."
e_bloc:
Sorator13: Oath of Scholars is written... weirdly
Diabore: oath is also may but nobody said no
CaptainSpam: Cirdan has some real We Didn't Playtest This At All (the card game) vibes.
LRRbot: Druid of Purification [3G] | Creature — Human Druid [2/3] | When this creature enters, starting with you, each player may choose an artifact or enchantment you don't control. Destroy each permanent chosen this way.
Seth_Erickson:
Wheeler why isn't Mirror of Life Trapping in this cube
thraximore: three not seven
niccus: i sort of want Mystic Reflection in this cube so that if someone sticks a wumpus or something, you get to have surprise wumpus
Laurence72: This needs a Hive Mind
trebuchetboy: Mirror of life trapping in play at the beginning all etb creature cube
freshmaker__: Was there a knowledge pool?
trebuchetboy: I dont think so
avjamethyst: no knowledge pool
Seth_Erickson: Oath of Scholars was destroyed by yourself right Serge?
Sorator13: hi Angel! This cube is very silly; well done.
freshmaker__: 🫡ty
MegaDosX: Yeah Oath of Scholars goes away
lamina5432: would have enjoyed a warp world
freshmaker__: Oh yeah enjoying this cube a lot. Nice work Angel.
northos:
Seth_Erickson:
cube is fun 
Strebenherz: great cube Angel!
BusTed:
Gekyouryuu: Clap
hidingbox: Clap
lamina5432:
dumbo3k:
MrSarkhan:
UtilityPunk: Honestly such a good cube, everyone's been hugged about the same
MegaDosX: Bounty
MegaDosX: A bounter
adept_nekomancer:
The hugging will continue until morale improves
Gekyouryuu: is there a Possibility Storm?
Seth_Erickson: Target the tempting wurm Nelly, you know you want to
idontgetmyrealname: i've just got here, what is this board state and why do I feel like it's a cafeteria table in my dorm back in 2009?
Sorator13: @idontgetmyrealname everyone said "yes, and"
trebuchetboy: @Gekyouryuu no
n0tboy_: @idontgetmyrealname cube full of cards that say "each player"
idontgetmyrealname: oh hell ya
Seth_Erickson: This Wurm is very Tempting
Cptasparagus: Dude Where's My Card?
idontgetmyrealname: i need this list yesterday
Marvoleath: !deck
Pywodwagon: PT judge tower ends with every single player called a cheater for not breaking any rules
LRRbot: Red Death, Shipwrecker [UR] | Legendary Creature — Crab Mutant [1/3] | Alluring Eyes — {T}: Goad target creature an opponent controls. That player draws a card. You add {R}.
MegaDosX: Repay in Kind would've been something
adept_nekomancer:
LoadingReadyRun: at one point I'm pretty sure we had a trigger on every phase in the turn, which has got to be an achievement or something
guilhermefrombr: pandemonium trigger?
Seth_Erickson: goad is until the end of your next turn I believe
HadesLeprechaun: goad is always until your next turn
Seth_Erickson: or yeah just until your next turn
hidingbox: !card pandemonium
LRRbot: Pandemonium [3R] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature enters, that creature's controller may have it deal damage equal to its power to any target of their choice.
Laurence72: If their health adds up to 13, do they all die at once?
guilhermefrombr: I think theres a pandemonium trigger for the crab
hidingbox: Serge should have a trigger?
MegaDosX: Goad is sometimes for a given period of time but it specifies if that's the case
Sorator13: yep, pandemonium trigger from crab
LRRbot: Everybody Lives! [1W] | Instant | All creatures gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. Players gain hexproof until end of turn. Players can't lose life this turn and players can't lose the game or win the game this turn.
MegaDosX: Goad without clarification is until your next turn
Strebenherz: PFFFT
guilhermefrombr: i'm laughing so much ffs
BusTed:
nyc_mtg: LETSGOO
MegaDosX: NELSON YES
Sorator13: incredible
Omthebox: Heeeeeelll yeah
MegaDosX: Just this once! Everyone lives!
hidingbox: lmao
Serpens77:
Just this once, EVERYBODY LIVES!
Strebenherz: WOW RUDE
definenull: this is a prison
MrSarkhan:
Jasoman: lmao\
GamerCat88: stuck here with us
e_bloc: !clip
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guilhermefrombr: "you're stuck here with me" serge to adam, probably
HadesLeprechaun: a slightly different Teferi's Pro from Doctor Who that everyone thought would be played everywhere but that I've rarely seen actually played!
KWardJenx: Not today death!
Jasoman: @guilhermefrombr +2
LRRbot: Jace Beleren [1UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | [+2]: Each player draws a card. / [−1]: Target player draws a card. / [−10]: Target player mills twenty cards.
LRRbot: Belbe, Corrupted Observer [BG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf [2/2] | At the beginning of each postcombat main phase, the active player adds {C}{C} for each of your opponents who lost life this turn.
LRRbot: Blim, Comedic Genius [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Imp [4/3] | Flying / Whenever Blim deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.
eldencoffee: oh god what is this table
LRRbot: Wedding Ring [2WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, if it was cast, target opponent creates a token that's a copy of it. / Whenever an opponent who controls an artifact named Wedding Ring draws a card during their turn, you draw a card. / Whenever an opponent who controls an artifact named Wedding Ring gains life during their turn, you gain that much life.
Omthebox: Cant
MegaDosX: @eldencoffee Magic: the Gathering
adept_nekomancer:
Marriage denied.
Omthebox: Marriage is banned
Jasoman: NO was the answer
MrSarkhan: LMAO
niccus: wow doctor who is homophobic
Fruan: Everybody lives, nobody gets married
e_bloc: marriage annuled
LoadingReadyRun: forcing someone to stay alive as punishment is kind of on brand for Dr. Who
Jasoman: That gay marriage was tried in the 80 it failed
guilhermefrombr: I think everybody lives only applies to creatures in play when it resolves, so pandemonium triggers for new creatures and they can target themselves lol
KeytarCat: Orgy doesn't target
Jasoman: LMAO
LRRbot: Dawn's Truce [1W] | Instant | Gift a card / You and permanents you control gain hexproof until end of turn. If the gift was promised, permanents you control also gain indestructible until end of turn.
Mai_Andra: The best group hug - everybody dies together.
LRRbot: Scrawling Crawler [3] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Construct [3/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card. / Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player loses 1 life.
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooo
guilhermefrombr: chekhov's ornament
Sorator13: !card bonder's orn
LRRbot: Bonder's Ornament [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {4}, {T}: Each player who controls a permanent named Bonder's Ornament draws a card.
LoadingReadyRun: Checkov's Bonder's Ornament!
BusTed: gg gg
idontgetmyrealname: wow
MegaDosX: Holy shit that was fantastic
Krillin_fan: ggwp
nyc_mtg: everybody wins!
Sorator13: What a silly game
idontgetmyrealname: i showed up at the right time
Dog_of_Myth:
circusofkirkus: hug it out
guilhermefrombr: maybe the real victory was the aneurisms caused along the way
MegaDosX: That's gotta be up there for best Magic games on this channel tbh
adept_nekomancer: This cube was a work of art.
Marvoleath: Chat wins
KWardJenx: You all lose, the audienec wins!
Gekyouryuu: "such devastation! this was NOT my intention!"
Mai_Andra: "Such devastation... "
MegaDosX: Corey Worthington is a Tempting Wurm?
Gekyouryuu: @Mai_Andra jinx
Laurence72: Yay Angel!
youcantlistentobuttons: Thank you Angel!
Strebenherz: That was a great cube Angel
ekplayscards: CUBESMAS WAS SO GREAT
ekplayscards: JUST LIKE YALL
idontgetmyrealname: cubemas was a blast!
Sorator13: Good way to end the year; thanks for the stream friends!
youcantlistentobuttons: IT was SOOO good!
MegaDosX: Cubesmas was fantastic
MrSarkhan: Cubemas was great! Thanks Angel!
definenull: more cubes!
Pywodwagon: cube every day
Sorator13: Cubesmas was wonderful
ancienthangover: cubesmas goated
Strebenherz:
200
Kiloken: I feel like this cube as a judges tower would be an absolute nightmare
nyc_mtg: cube forever cube 100 years
hidingbox: Cubesmas was excellent!
KWardJenx: This was an instant classic! Brilliant work, Angel. What a fantastic end to the 2025 FNPF year.
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Desdae: Is there a decklist for this cube?
MegaDosX: I loved the suggestion earlier for a Mirror of Life Trapping in play like the Bonders Ornaments and then the cube is just creatures with ETBs
Gekyouryuu: this cube could've been played similarly to Dandan
adept_nekomancer:
Possible 2026 appearance for Strictly Worse?
Marvoleath: !deck
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youcantlistentobuttons: @Gekyouryuu OH DANDAN CUBE
Sorator13: That is very good, yeah
stnrwzrd:
Keondo:
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GamerCat88:
shendaras:
Omthebox:
JinaMahavira:
PhuzNutz: Well done fellas!
PhuzNutz: And to Angel on that cube, amazing
Gekyouryuu: it's not 2026, but it IS 12/26
Laurence72: WOOT!!
hidingbox: Boxing day stream not on boxing day.
Mai_Andra: I really like Iridian sleeves. They seem to be already disappearing, though...
KeytarCat: This is where I find a bunch of cool music!
Gekyouryuu: ooooooh, yes!
Gekyouryuu: I'll be able to make it on time this time
definenull: dredge?
lamina5432: he does talk about all the anime which includes some adult ones
Laurence72: You find an Ian in abox...
Vinewood_OG: Biblically accurate operation
definenull: heck yeahh!
DiscordianTokkan: yessss
Gekyouryuu: from Fibbage to Cribbage
CaptainSpam: GET CRIBB'D!
letsbelgo: fuck yeah
circusofkirkus: when do we get the Euchre stream
SgtBrink: cribbage is v fun
Laurence72: Friday Night Crib Fight?
MegaDosX: FNPF Cribbage
Spades_Slicc: 3 player crib is an abomination
Gekyouryuu: I haven't played Cribbage in forever
Marvoleath: 2 headed giant cribbage
Gekyouryuu: got a board as a christmas gift a few years ago
stippledotter: Is This Your Crib?
KWardJenx: Adam's face...
lamina5432: new game what dis
Seth_Erickson: No game will ever be Visage
Laurence72: Adam lets Ben do the freaking out
MegaDosX: Sounds like a LRL bit
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Laurence72: That game is NOT me! I am chaos incarnate
couchboyj: Lotta confused grunts in that segment
Mai_Andra: Right... yes... we're organized on the *inside*...
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KeytarCat: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Cameron, making cat noises
MegaDosX: I can only imagine the experience if this were your first LRR stream
hidingbox: I didn't consent to Cameron!
BusTed:
KWardJenx: Thanks for making this Boxing Day such fun!
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
BusTed:
stnrwzrd:
epsilon_vee: the real horror game
Laurence72: I'm so happy 2025 is almost done
lamina5432:
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
niccus: how much health would you need to start with if everyone starts with Descent
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Mai_Andra: what a bunch o' weirdos [affectionate]
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