Garfman314: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler and his every expanding list of card based games, now in digital AND physical flavours! Game: Cribbage) at Tue 01:00 PM PST (12s ago).
TheAinMAP: Title change.
Garfman314: huzzah!
Earthenone: looks like this new show is finally getting older, you know its at that crib age
NorthstarTex: here for those 15 for 2s
TXC2: CONTACT
iconicshadow89: Cribbage my sweet! Let's peg some holes! (consensually)
Earthenone watched 60 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
TXC2: Here we GO!
BraveOthello: Everything was fine!
TXC2: BraveOthello it still is, but it was too
TXC2: wait......wait?!
jundmaster3000: its Benni Wheels!
calculated_uncertainties:
1000
TXC2: Hello Beej, Cameron, Heather, Matt and Paul on tech
NorthstarTex:
2 v 2 
TXC2: !patreon
curley_d: hullo paul
Sorator13: Surely, nothing will go wrong with the show's host absent!
Desdae: Beejamin Wheejer
Sorator13: You definitely won't tear down the set or anything
adept_nekomancer:
Oh, I thought Wheeler got Beejdropped. 
BraveOthello: @Sorator13 Chats probably gonna be yelled at less
TXC2: more value then a netflix subscription
TXC2: !store
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ThorSokar: He asks for $5 sometimes
TXC2: thanks Cameron
BraveOthello: I spoke to soon on the telling. Thanks a lot, Paul
BraveOthello: *yelling
GhostValv: D:
DiscordianTokkan: Please only kill Wheeler in Minecraft
TXC2: nah sounds right to me
Cptasparagus: Seasons dont fear the Wheeler
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Sorator13: yes, the word 15 is very important
Sorator13: as are rhymes
TXC2: Maximilian Cribbáge
Diabore: fair question from cam
Garfman314: that feels like an easy fix....
Diabore: @Garfman314 if they swap the pegs they can get lost on the overhead cam
curley_d: and we make silly rhymes, don't forget
Garfman314: that makes sense @Diabore
TXC2: gotta show your work, just like school
TheAinMAP:

adept_nekomancer:
Cribbage: the math is not optional 
TXC2:
Paul 100% reading my mind there 
JKBalch: Can we get a cribbage mat
LoadingReadyRun:
We have a cribbage Matt. he's right there on camera 
Diabore: all 4 7's on the red team
Garfman314: now that i'm thinking it, this is my first time seeing partner cribbage
Gekyouryuu: I arrive late. No Wheeler?
spicemelonge: @Gekyouryuu hes out sick
DiscordianTokkan: Wheeler got the dreaded Lurgy
BadRoxie: they killed him and left $5 on his corpse
Gekyouryuu: Ah. I hope he feels better soon
JKBalch: Heather had that determination. My family shuffles by making piles
TXC2:
meanwhile I foolishly choose to be the person who can name all 50 us states 
TheMandrew: fifty nifty united states from 13 original colonies!
DiscordianTokkan: nyoooom
Diabore: 15 8 too?
lightfut: Oh the double double run
Garfman314: wow, cam did just hit it
JKBalch: That hand is hot!
TXC2: clap clap clap
TheAinMAP:

starlitdiscord: wow
KevlarGiraffe: nice hand!
TXC2: !clips
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ContingentCat:

wiigamer1995:
wheeler is not home lets play some cribbage 
DiscordianTokkan: 15-6
Mangledpixel: boop
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
Mangledpixel: how goes the cribbening?
TXC2: Mangledpixel Cameron just got the God Crib
Mangledpixel: TXC2 delicious
Getter404: New TTSF confirmed
Gekyouryuu: My lgs once had a Cribbage board where the track was shaped to be a 29
Mangledpixel: we could all use a little sanding on the bottom
Diabore: mtv cribs with cameron
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TXC2: hello Raiders
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ContingentCat: counting is hard
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theymerLoviatar: crib on my bage til I idk
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Mr_Horrible: those who can'tbidge, cheatbidge
Issurru: You need peg protection
itira:

TXC2: Happy birthday Adam
NorthstarTex: Happy Birthday adam!
phoenixfeather14: Happy Birthday, Adam!
Mr_Horrible: birthdoxxed
TheAinMAP:

Diabore: chat knew
Omthebox: Naw, we've been giving him money all day
loufghyslaufey: Birthday? Crap, what?
ContingentCat: Happy Birthday Adam!
TXC2: New Years Adam
Wolfstrike_NL: Happy New Years Adam to all
Spades_Slicc: Wait, where's the starter card?
Cptasparagus: every number is a nixie tube
Diabore: royal pair
Spades_Slicc: 12 points for 4 of a kind
Diabore: another quad run
adept_nekomancer: 6 ways to pick 2 of 4 things
Diabore: 16?
lightfut: Fwiw there's a difference between a double double run and a quadruple run
Diabore: crib
Diabore: diddly
NorthstarTex: SFA?
phoenixfeather14: wasn't there a 3 card run?
Spades_Slicc: @phoenixfeather14 6 8 10 q
Diabore: @phoenixfeather14 nah it was k q 10 8 6
phoenixfeather14: Ah, 6 not 9
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TXC2: a deck of cards is the kind of thing you can get in a xmas cracker
Vonbane: we always have 2 decks going so there's no down time for shuffling
JKBalch: You could put a deck of cards on a key ring
duallain: I also had hole punch cards, from when my folks went to Vegas once
Bearudite: the ones I hate are the corner cut ones because they have to be cut square or they suck
RebekahWSD: All decks here are hole punched, because all come from the Atlantic City casinos
accountmadeforants:
Every player gets their own deck, right? That's how most card games work? 
Spades_Slicc: Wait is team color for the track they're on not the peg color?
milkydeew: 67
ChargingFurret: @Spades_Slicc easier to see
TXC2: Spades_Slicc track colour, not peg
Spades_Slicc: Are they playing with Muggins?
Diabore: 3-8-4 is a 15
adept_nekomancer: 3 + 3 + 9 also
BITs19_: fifteen 2, 4, 6, pair is 8
definenull: C R I B B A G E
Diabore: thats way more than 8 right?
JKBalch: Beej has the Eye of Cribbage now
phoenixfeather14: that's more than 8, Cam
NorthstarTex: thank you for using swapping peg colors
milkydeew: no numbers for beej or cam
starlitdiscord: numbers...?
Mangledpixel: I've seen tracks that are just outlines
Garfman314: remember that there are tons of 10s, so it's useful to keep 5s
LoadingReadyRun: I wonder if you could relatively easily make an electronic crib board with conductive pegs and contacts in each hole
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @milkydeew It's scored by teams, so matt has the blue team's score and heather has the red team's score
phoenixfeather14: @LoadingReadyRun build it like a Lite-Bright
GamerCat88: @phoenixfeather14 you read my mind
Spades_Slicc: The best hand is 5 5 5 Jack and flipping the last 5 (Jack and flipped 5 must be same suit)
Diabore: 60 i think
Garfman314: where's skunk again? I can't remeber
Diabore: @Garfman314 one skunk is 31 points, so 90
Diabore: 31 points away*
Cptasparagus: gotta be sure not to get mixed up when pegging
Spades_Slicc: I thought skunk was being under 80 points and losing
Garfman314: 90 might be rough for them to achieve
LoadingReadyRun: @GamerCat88 how does a lite bright work?
Cptasparagus: @LoadingReadyRun it just has clear pegs and backlights
BITs19_: you joke Cam, but that is a variant rule in my family
Spades_Slicc: 456 is a really good run
definenull: ggs!
TXC2: cribeige!
TXC2: !break
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Diabore: @Spades_Slicc especially when you do what cam did and have another 4 in hand and flip a 6
definenull:
Cri
?
TXC2: definenull yes!
Diabore: @Spades_Slicc i did make sure to look it up before posting, skunk is 90 or less, when its 60 or less
Diabore: double when*
GamerCat88: @LoadingReadyRun a lightbulb, opaque black, some holes, and translucent plastic pegs
TXC2: and we're back
Omthebox: Thank you Beej
itira: Yipee
DrLigmaPhD: We always do
RealGamerCow: Hooray mouth sounds
Wolfstrike_NL: Chew Chew Chew!
Garfman314: all keeps, no mulligans?
RealGamerCow: Wheeler scolded us for that
Scy_Anide: I had a chance to play Chinese Mahjong recently with coworkers and it was so much easier to understand.
Scy_Anide: Also my coworker had a really beautiful tile set.
DiscordianTokkan: lol
ContingentCat: lol
adept_nekomancer: Oh my.
ContingentCat: just you wait Matt
RELDnahcire:

RealGamerCow: Triple ace to 31 is dirty good
BraveOthello: Good one heather
x0den:

10 raiders from ExachixKitsune have joined!
TXC2: hello Raiders
ExachixKitsune: Hello friends, hope cribbage is going well
RealGamerCow: I forgot there's no points for Go in 4 hand crib
Diabore: i dont know why big runs are so low scoring
Mangledpixel: "there's this lilly, but I think it could be shinier"
Mangledpixel: 47% of all card statistics are made up
Garfman314: 1/52 of the cards are a five of hearts
TXC2: Mangledpixel 40% of people know that
Mashamino:

Sogheim: the language during Canasta is foul
DiscordianTokkan: My Grandmother has the filthiest mouth, and she said worse during cribbage when I was 8
DiscordianTokkan: *had
TXC2: Fool Time, so damn good
lightfut: It is amazing, riveting
RealGamerCow: That series is soo good
TXC2:
also it turns out we shouldn't be calling it morse code 
niccus: i'm learning a lot about what to expect from someone who would name himself Wildman
RealGamerCow: I didn't know Bell was an incompetent moron
Cptasparagus: the only time my grandma has cursed at me she called me a pos after losing a round of Euchre
TXC2: I need a movie based on episode 3 of the series
RealGamerCow: Right, Morse was the incompetent moron, not Bell
SnackPak_: Turns out John Bois is a good story teller
wildflowersnow: What show is Beej talking about? Didn't catch the title.
lightfut: 4th one just out a bit ago today
TXC2: wildflowersnow fool time, part of the pretty good series on youtube
wildflowersnow: Ah, thank you @TXC2 !
RealGamerCow: On the Secret Base channel
wildflowersnow: Will check it out.
A_Catastrophic_Success: watched the 4th and final one today, as always Jon Bois knocks it out of the park
BITs19_: nice one Matt
CuteTeaGoat:
more cribbage 
TXC2: A_Catastrophic_Success the reveal at the end blew me away for real, so damn good
Simriel: It'a pronounced Cribbaaage
BITs19_: I almost never score flushes in Crib, don't even consider them
CuteTeaGoat: i have seen a crib flush happen once
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CuteTeaGoat: I've always seen 4 card flushes in hand, but 5 cards only for crib
lightfut: Same
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
lightfut: Cya txc!
NotCainNorAbel: Night TXC2
PharaohBender27: Me too, Matt!
calculated_uncertainties: Christmas carol goes wrong is in the same category as muppet christmas carol
LoadingReadyRun: @calculated_uncertainties it doesn't follow the plot exactly, but Blackadder's Christmas Carol is fun
KeytarCat:
The first winter of Covid was the only winter of lockdown 
Nenluen: patrick stewart did a 1 man play of it
calculated_uncertainties: @loadingreadyrun well, Blackadder...
PorpoisesUnknown: Cameron "4 Points" Lauder
KeytarCat: euchre is a well named game because it's also what you say to your opponent after!
calculated_uncertainties: @loadingreadyrun I will have to rewatch it, though. I keep thinking of the new years special blackadder
tyrew0rm: this feels like a TInker Tailor project for 2026: LRR cribbage board, with added Paul integration
LoadingReadyRun: @calculated_uncertainties Christmas Carol is quite a bit older, I think
DrLigmaPhD: Wake Up Dead Man did rip tho
HbombAndFriends: They did NOT sell Sesame Street to Netflix. It’s just a streaming deal.
Simriel: I feel like having a muppet made of you would be the biggest honour
Mashamino:

KadmosTech:

BusTed:

DrLigmaPhD: @Simriel Either that or being the one human acting with them
LoadingReadyRun: @tyrew0rm that would be fun. a board that sends the peg positions for the overlay would be neat
ArkhamArchivist: I play Cribbage with my Great Uncle every week and can confirm, its exactly like that
lightfut: Cribbage was wrecking family game night way before uno or monopoly lol
BusTed:

Strebenherz: Been here for a minute, already I hear beej cackling and cam swearing vendetta, amazing
Bearudite: "feed the monkey watch it shit" was the phase of choice in my household
Diabore: skunk is 90 according to google
terribleplan: !updog
LRRbot:
The stream has been live for 9:45:57. 
KadmosTech:

jessicaengle: o7
TheAinMAP:

Diabore: so excited for more pubg, and a crokinole afk? what a treaty
SnackPak_: another holiday ruined by Beej
NorthstarTex: was afk for the last game, who won?
KadmosTech: build resistance
terribleplan: The monopoly games will continue until morale improves.
PMAvers: So what you're saying is that Beej should show up more on ITYC? for competitive streams?
Juliamon: The true reason Beej doesn't play Magic, revealed
Juliamon: the "superjudge" bit isn't a bit
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Alness49: Is that the 13 year polycule or the 17 year polycule?
Mashamino: something something Polycule of Theseus?
lightfut: Revving up or else shorting out?
KeytarCat: The D&D group whose gender balance shifted with no roster changes
BITs19_: CAM
Jillexie: Wow
goombalax: MAWP
Mashamino:

definenull: Thank you cam
morgwen921: Rattled my speakers
starlitdiscord: impressive
lightfut: Projection there
BloodnBullets: looking forward to that on next years highlights.
KadmosTech: twss?
Jillexie: A point in the hand is worth two in the crib.
definenull: Err Paul?
goombalax: asses to asses, butts to butts
Bearudite: hell shaku
Marvoleath: nice
adept_nekomancer: Also a pair, right?
Strebenherz: Fill hole
RealGamerCow: As long as the points in the kitty go to your team, it's all good
SnackPak_: nope
adept_nekomancer: It has cards in it!
definenull: Oof
RealGamerCow: Victoria, Beej.
Jillexie: Ouch
Marvoleath:

ContingentCat: don't call me Shirley
definenull: Honk shoo?
Mashamino: mimimi
Mashamino: Clap
KadmosTech:
@definenull 
goombalax: japan is making huge strides in the synthetic mouth field
adept_nekomancer: @goombalax And here I'd thought we'd found a job AI couldn't threaten.
tajessa: Oof
BadRoxie: also it is replacing creatives
goombalax: this depressing topic is made funnier because we are talking about blowjobs
Juliamon: techbros are starting to be more open about how they don't actually care about quality, ergo AIs doing a bad job cheaply is fine
BadRoxie: bjs and copywriting alike
RealGamerCow: Made it close!
Jillexie: Half of what was needed, but still good
lightfut: And we're barely at the two hour mark
definenull: moar crib!
TheAinMAP:

Marvoleath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Dead Reset) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (1:56 from now).
TheAinMAP: Many hands make quick games?
RandomTrivia: Maximum streme
HbombAndFriends: I’m a middle school teacher. I’m so sick of 6-7.
Gekyouryuu: I've mentioned before, I saw a good comic going "How to have intergenerational appeal: 68±1"
ContingentCat: I think that it's annoying to adults is part of it
RandomTrivia: "laughing at the thing the streamer is laughing at" - Chat laughing at itself
definenull: although that gets annoying real quick
RandomTrivia: We, the elder internet dwellers, are not innocent here. Some years ago we memed the BUS out of the letter "E" for no reason. This was not smart, and there was no reason.
KeytarCat: Ajony!
LoadingReadyRun:
@RandomTrivia I didn't understand that either 
ContingentCat: as I remember it the teacher hating it only made us do the banned thing more
SquareDotCube: speaking of numbers, LINDEX/Ruthersworth's calculator baby was great; question is, will it grow up to be a VTech laptop, a Speak n' Spell, or an Alphie the Robot?
RealGamerCow: I have seen a video of a classroom that was 30 kids just talking. Not to each other, not having conversations, just 30 tiktok feeds simultaneously running
KeytarCat: 6-7 was anchored by Taylen Kinney (memester and basketballer) arbitrarily deciding to force it into interviews
n3ther: one of those lol
Gekyouryuu: Black Bolt, secret identity Blackagar Boltagon
n3ther: ya keeping up with the entire MCU is a bit much
n3ther: yes
n3ther: eternals was fun
Gekyouryuu: Inhumans the SERIES, yes, but they had Inhumans the species in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Alex_Frostfire: I've been off watching MCU (with few exceptions) since before Endgame.
NonchalantAvenger: Inhumans was horrendous
NonchalantAvenger: they butchered it
n3ther: @Alex_Frostfire I hope you watched Wandavision and Agatha. those were great standalone shows
Cptasparagus: i remember my *very* catholic drum line instructor singing "I kissed a girl and I liked it" on the bus without realizing how gay the song is
Alex_Frostfire: @n3ther I actually haven't! Most of my entertainment time has ended up going to video games.
n3ther: jazz han ds
n3ther: @Alex_Frostfire fair fair
RandomTrivia: Oof
jessicaengle: All entertainment is optional
AugmentingPath: "flush out of the crib" is the new way of saying "throw out the baby with the bathwater'
Mashamino: kitty!
SnackPak_: close enough
RandomTrivia: HOT DAMN
RealGamerCow: Cameron go brrrrrrrrrr
lightfut: Quad 5s and a single jack
LordZarano: 25, 26, & 27 are impossible scores
RealGamerCow: I have got 29 points 5 times in 40+ years of cribbage.
RealGamerCow: 28 points probably a dozen?
lightfut: If you had the 3 5s and the offsuit Jack, do you just lay the hand down and watch the flip?
lightfut: For maximum pop off?
Mashamino: two-elve
jessicaengle: !findquote salad
LRRbot: Quote #1110: "It's not Salad Clicker..." —Paul [2015-11-16]
definenull: OH NO
definenull: we've seen this before
RealGamerCow: We've got a close one again!
jessicaengle:
Beej is gaining power
RealGamerCow: You're on the deal though
Jillexie: Something is going to happen
Gekyouryuu: oh, 6 han is GREAT
RealGamerCow: 6 han on the deal?
adept_nekomancer: The point value of mahjong hands is *wildly* variable (anywhere from 1000 to many tens of thousands)
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jessicaengle: Wheeler is well on his way to being an old man playing mahjong in the food court
RandomTrivia: Outside assistance but also not necessarily *good* advice
Gekyouryuu: I need to log in and do my Mahjong dailies, actually
Cptasparagus: fold
Bearudite: go left
RealGamerCow: Drop the 2.
SnackPak_: we can try
ContingentCat: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
LordZarano: !advice
LRRbot: Blow harder.
AugmentingPath: mulligan, quit cribbage, go live in the woodsw
PMAvers: Have you considered going all-in?
adept_nekomancer: !badadvice
LRRbot: Buy more gachapon.
Alex_Frostfire: Mulligan to four.
jessicaengle: !findquote advice
LRRbot: Quote #7788: "My advice on that is warped by playing magic." —Cameron, on the playability of a magic card [2021-09-24]
morgwen921: Chat? In this economy?
RandomTrivia: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Marvoleath: Let her go, Matt
Jillexie: That person gave good advice
Cptasparagus: ive watched every minute of cribbage you've streamed and i still dont know how to play
jessicaengle: I used to know how to play cribbage in my youth
RealGamerCow: Wi
Alex_Frostfire: My parents play it regularly, so I generally know the mechanics.
jessicaengle: I remember it being fun
Marvoleath: @Cptasparagus there seems to be some kind of count to 15 for points, that's how far I got
RealGamerCow: Either of those choices was good.
Gekyouryuu: I'd *forgotten* how to play, because I haven't played in literal years, but watching this I've instantly remembered just about all of it
RealGamerCow: Dinger, I was wrong.
Gekyouryuu: shame we didn't pitch the Q instead
RandomTrivia: Chat never agrees
RandomTrivia: Not least with itself
RealGamerCow: Pitching the 5 would have gotten you 1 more point
Marvoleath: @RandomTrivia I disagree
RandomTrivia:
@Marvoleath Thank you 
RandomTrivia: Woah
RealGamerCow: I need to download a cribbage app again.
jessicaengle: @Marvoleath Yes we do
jessicaengle: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #2869: "I've never seen chat be right so many times in a row!" —Heather [2016-06-24]
jessicaengle:

jessicaengle: eyyyyyy
RandomTrivia: @jessicaengle Pfffft, no we don't
RealGamerCow: The ace *did* help!
adept_nekomancer: Please do not feed your dog metals.
RandomTrivia:
HAHAHAHAHAHA 
Alex_Frostfire: Need at least one odd card to make 15s.
RandomTrivia: Oof, we've been got
RandomTrivia: Heather's House of Lies is the perfect place to say that
ContingentCat: And that record stands since
Kumakaori: yay cribbage!
Marvoleath: fwiw it was a Friday quote
RandomTrivia: LRRbot says it was during a MtG stream on AFK
RandomTrivia: It was a Friday
PharaohBender27: Per the Wiki, it was Rhythm Tuesday until May 2016
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Mashamino:

Alex_Frostfire: Beej trying to peg out.
RandomTrivia:

definenull:

Jillexie: Boom
NonchalantAvenger: 666
definenull: almost pegged out
RandomTrivia: CLEAN
NorthstarTex: Hell yes!
Jillexie: Walk off go
RandomTrivia: WOAH Beej with the long straight
Gekyouryuu: two runs of 3 and two 15s for Cam if my math is right
RealGamerCow: A fun variant I have played is that you have to peg out exactly to 121.
RealGamerCow: Like cricket darts
RealGamerCow: That was a *quick* game, with a couple of big hands
PharaohBender27:
696
PMAvers: I dunno, you could always just put Ben & Adam in a Picture in Picture in the corner while finishing the game up.
AugmentingPath: Fist fight for 2, fist fight for 4, and a double run away
Jillexie: That was fun!
NorthstarTex: I wish I got paid to play cribbage, you're living the dream
Marvoleath: !patreon
Marvoleath: 2 days left on bundles
Marvoleath: of gift sybs
RealGamerCow:
121
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Marvoleath: Crib, not crab
definenull: goodbye to paul chat
NorthstarTex: bye paul!
ContingentCat: goodbye to pual
ContingentCat: *paul
Marvoleath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Dead Reset) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (1:18 from now).
jessicaengle: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
Marvoleath: !schedule
jessicaengle: !findquote reset
LRRbot: Quote #8870: "Let's reset the sandwich." —Beej [2023-12-25]
definenull: bringing in the new year with potato
definenull: excellent
ContingentCat: we'll find out together!
PharaohBender27: Oooof
NonchalantAvenger: is there a week in the moonbase where NOBODY is sick?
ContingentCat: yay avoiding AI slop
Alex_Frostfire: It's rather funny how many nightshades we eat.
RealGamerCow: Lots of nightshades are edibles
Gekyouryuu: "Potatoes aren't a food, they're a compromise." - Archer, UBW Abridged
jessicaengle: emergent potat gameplay
definenull: 2026 predictions lets go
adept_nekomancer: Blue Prince was this year as well I think?
RandomTrivia:

Ashmantle:

calculated_uncertainties:
1000 birthday boy present!
RandomTrivia: OMG I only just noticed Heather's sweater and it's SO CUTE
DiscordianTokkan: Yaaaay parasocialism!
KeytarCat: Gay space parasocialism!
Marvoleath: !prime
LRRbot: If you have Amazon Prime, you get one free Twitch sub per month to use on any channel you wish (it's hidden in the Subscribe button's popup, you need to click on the elevate your subcription button, and it does not autorenew). Any of those subs that make their way to LRR are greatly appreciated, but it's free money for any channel you choose to support!
SnackPak_: the perfect crime
ContingentCat: mystery subs are greatg
Strebenherz: Happy. Ew
ContingentCat:
Thanks everyone 
jessicaengle: 2026 here we come
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Dead Reset) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (1:11 from now).
Marvoleath:
Sub to his personal channel while he streams here 
NonchalantAvenger: wait good night??
NonchalantAvenger: no stream later today??
jessicaengle: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #50: "Don't be vulgar, Chat!" —Cameron [2015-02-12]
Strebenherz: Sorry, happy new*, spellcheck
NonchalantAvenger: @ContingentCat NICE
DaFhaye: So we get to attack Adam with kindness
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