Let's NOPE! || Dead Reset

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 Aceviru: We're so back!!!
 ShadyLantern: work was cancelled due to my town being buried in several feet of snow, so live lets nope for me finally!
  Juliamon: hooray?
 ShadyLantern: yeah admittedly having to call someone to fix my furnace is less hooray but i will stubbornly look on the brightside XD
  Juliamon: yeah, I had a doctor's appt cancelled yesterday because of an ice storm, so like, I get it
  Juliamon: I got to watch Send Codes, and I didn't have to go out into the ice, but I didn't get the appt done
 MAPBoardgames: It was 75 degrees out here today.  We have mosquitos, so annoying!
  Juliamon: ewww mosquitos
 ShadyLantern: oof, its so sucky cuz appts can be so nervewracking but its worse to have to delay it even more :< send codes was a good cover at least
 ShadyLantern: oh god not the mosquitoes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Mosquitos are great as a food source for better animals
 ShadyLantern: true. they keep my favourite animals, bats, alive <333
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bats are fabulous and perpetually underrated
  Juliamon: I wish they didn't have to carry dangerous diseases
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 GasCityGaming:   
 DaFhaye: heyo
 MAPBoardgames:   
 Aceviru: Need them bats to set a service in my area.
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  Juliamon: (and the 'they' applies to both mosquitos and bats, unfortunately)
 ShadyLantern: @Juliamon its unfortunate for real :< tho not either of their fault, just unfortunate
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I could say that about a lot of animals, certain species of freshwater snails are super prone to hosting horrific herbivore parasites that they incidentally get by eating the plants the snail is on
 Rootpotato: Who's ready?!?
 MWGNZ:  
 Aceviru: My body is
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 Aceviru: 
 ShadyLantern: we'll have to make the "see you next year" joke at the end of the stream XD
MilkInBags: jokes are banned for this stream
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  Juliamon: life as a snail must be hell. imagine there being a very real risk of having a parasite eat your eyes out and turn them into lures for predators
 couchboyj:   
 ShadyLantern: @MilkInBags oh thank you for telling me
 saucemaster5000: @MilkInBags Good thing I'm never joking
MilkInBags: @Juliamon wtf
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good thing most people don't think that my jokes are jokes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MilkInBags You didn't know about that kind of snail parasite? Boy do I have bad news for you about how mosquitos transmit malaria, it's actually a parasite
 Aceviru: It would suck if chat wasn't funny this one time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's not a joke
 saucemaster5000: I have an irrational fears of snails so go get em eye parasites
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MilkInBags: @Thefluffiestguineapig i dont know most fucked up things from nature
 Aceviru: HERE. WE. GOOOO
 SymphonySolstice: 
  Juliamon: MilkInBags It's a flatworm that requires being inside a predator as part of its lifecycle, and it does so via pretending to be a snail's eyes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 In humans ocular parasites are much less common, but you can get roundworms from your dog!
 MegaDosX: 
 BusTed: yo
 SymphonySolstice: hi lads
MilkInBags: when are you playing games!??!?!?
 saucemaster5000: aaaaaa
 Vinewood_OG: Wooooooo!!!!!
 Diabore: WE"RE HERE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon I believe the definitive host is a bird IIRC
 MegaDosX: That harmony tho
 TheWriterAleph: sup GOOBERS
 SymphonySolstice: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 SnackPak_: nice harmony
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 GasCityGaming: SCREAM *groundslam*
 MAPBoardgames: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
 Nigouki: that's a good start to the 2026 Highlight Reel
 rosesmcgee: Paul knows what he signed up for
 MegaDosX: Dad had to shut the door on you
 ShadyLantern: too intense
 saucemaster5000: does the door lock from the outside?
  Juliamon: I couldn't remember if it was *just* birds
 saucemaster5000: did he trap you?
MilkInBags: adam can we say it
 Vinewood_OG: Mayhem O'Clock
 Strebenherz: 50
 MegaDosX: Oh that's why the screaming
 Aceviru: Hot boys? 😍
 protojman: fabulous
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  Juliamon: but yeah it's so fucked up
 Strebenherz: Welcome back!!  And happy bday Adam!
 MegaDosX: Wow
MilkInBags: edmonton yikes
 SnackPak_: bleh
 saucemaster5000: all done
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 GamerCat88: meowdy gamers! :3
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 ContingentCat: Yikes
 LordZarano: And to think they were trying to shake the "Loud Boys" nickname
MilkInBags: no more mandatory gas sniffing
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SlipperyAdorableSnakeArgieB8-HCa8yMchgx-Q03XI
 SnackPak_: hehehe
 Aceviru: Oh?
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 Omthebox: You can ban people IRL
 Diabore: is it a birthday hat?
 ShadyLantern: happy birthday adam!
MilkInBags: sorry adam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon So what I mean by definitive host is that birds are the only host where the parasite can reproduce. It's the same as how canines are the definitive host for heart worm. Cats can get it but they cannot get past a certain stage of development
 DarknessKingCoH: Happy birthday!
 saucemaster5000: happy bithday big cheddar
 Omthebox: @MilkInBags Are we?
 raulghoulia: this is from both of us
 WiJohn: Oh man a hat would be amazing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Happy Birfday!
 TheMerricat: Did I miss silent hill ending?
NimrodXIV: Happy Birthday Adam!
 Aceviru: OMG
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Happy Birthday Adam!
 MegaDosX: Happy birthday Adam!
 ContingentCat: Happy birthday Adam!!
 Friskycharizard: Happy Birthday!
 SymphonySolstice: big dog birthday
 BusTed: 🎂 🎂 🎂
 e_bloc: 
 VrolikSyndrome: 
 MWGNZ:   
 LadyAiluros: awwww
 LadyAiluros: 
 MrSarkhan:   
MilkInBags: strawberry cheesecake!
 GamerCat88: awe
ratstronomer: AWW
 ghizmou: What a lucky boy
 MegaDosX: Oooh cheesecake
skintbint: happy birthday!
 SymphonySolstice: awwww
 TheWriterAleph: awww 
  Juliamon: yeah I'm looking it up now, apparently it lives in the cloaca
 MegaDosX: I am the jealous
 LadyAiluros: Happee Birrfday!!!
itira: Daaawwww
 ContingentCat: Awwwww
 ShadyLantern: oh dang he gets cheesecake!!!
 underhill33:   
 lochnessseammonster: Happy new year's Adam all   
 Omthebox: Its green
 7gorobei: merry berfmas
 iDangero: happy birthday Adam!
 TheGhostOfZero: oh yeah it's new years adam
realbadatthis_:   
 e_bloc:   
 rosesmcgee:     
MilkInBags: time to chug vodka
 WiJohn: Happy birthday!    
 lochnessseammonster:   
 Tangsm: Happy birthday to you! 
 Rourke9:   
 BusTed: uh ohhhhh
 rosesmcgee: Feels birthday, man
 YawnLance: YEAHHHHH
 GamerCat88: hahaha
 SnackPak_: and you look like one too
 SymphonySolstice: yoooooo
ratstronomer: YEAAA
 Vinewood_OG:     
 ShadyLantern: oh dang!!!!
 VrolikSyndrome: LET'S GOOOOOO
 MacbethSeemsSus: Second year in a row!
 Strebenherz:      
 Omthebox: Went all out
 Forgotten_Sanity:   
 Phailhammer: 
 Aceviru: Hell yeah hahahahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As Ben scrambles to make his bit work
 ContingentCat: Lol yessss
Blakemcm: lets get fuggin shized upppppp
 GamerCat88: ben is ready
 LadyAiluros: the boltle is chromakeyed out too lol
 SymphonySolstice: yee hawwwww
 Vinewood_OG: My man!!!
 e_bloc: well that took a turn
 lochnessseammonster:   
 Nigouki: The Cocaine Arc BEGINS!!!!!
 saucemaster5000: wait where's my slice
 the_walking: I’m so happy
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: It's the number!
 ContingentCat: Invisible liquor
MilkInBags: just share with penelope it's fine
 rosesmcgee: Chroma the bottle avoid TOS
LeokadiaBosko:  Birthday boy! 
 Omthebox: Adam is almost exactly 10 years older than me.
skintbint: you dont look it, you look younger
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Again!
 GamerCat88: gets the job done
 lochnessseammonster: Let's gooo 
 saucemaster5000: a 20 dollar bottle of champagne is indeed cheap
  Juliamon: Damn, what ever happened to two buck chuck
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh I'm ready for a crazy stream now.
MilkInBags: wish didnt work I,m still here
 Aceviru: Lol
 saucemaster5000: @Juliamon It's now 3.79
 VrolikSyndrome: That's when a bird is unholy
 e_bloc: cheap prosecco is one of the best ways to get a headache
 WiJohn: That's what Satan did to get kicked out
 Mai_Andra: to wheel two letters at the same time...
 BusTed: @Juliamon they're twenty-dollar charles now
NimrodXIV: is the cake baptized?
 YawnLance: The pope fucking hates wish-tellers
 lochnessseammonster: 
 7gorobei: birthday opsec enforced
 ContingentCat: God has weird priorities
 SymphonySolstice: so true
MilkInBags: he was blindsided
 saucemaster5000: it was the glasses the whole time
 TheWriterAleph: he's terrible. he's not good at all
 MAPBoardgames: I thought a cardinal sin was betting on a football team from Arizona
 Vinewood_OG: There itbis.
 KeytarCat: Not even sent to hell, just banned from heaven
 QuixoticScrivener: tape a sheet of paper behind it, so there is contrast?
 Omthebox: All downhill from here
 rosesmcgee: zero to cancelled in 1 stream
MilkInBags: so adam what do you think of religions 
 Cptasparagus: cocaine era -> Kanye era
 couchboyj: Jesus will spin a wheel with but one name upon it: thine
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Omthebox: Eat the candle
 SymphonySolstice: cheesecake Good
 ShadyLantern: raspberry cheesecake is super good
 Mai_Andra: love a cheesecake
 rosesmcgee: Birthday cheesecake, hell yeah
MilkInBags: croc en bouche
 saucemaster5000: cockembouche
 e_bloc: puff pastry
 lochnessseammonster: Excellent choice
  Juliamon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Shaw_wine (for the non-americans wondering what I was talking about)
 korvys: profiteroles?
 e_bloc: a bunch, stacked into a pyramid, covered with a caramel web
MilkInBags: yeah it's disgusting
 WiJohn: Woo two buck chuck!
 MegaDosX: Yeah that occurred to a bunch of people during the pandemic
 SnackPak_: yeah, kinda gross
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh it's horribly disgusting
 MegaDosX: It occurred to me too
 saucemaster5000: the saliva frosting finish
 MegaDosX: It's pretty gross in hindsight
 e_bloc: @korvys that's the one!  my bad
 ShadyLantern: the pandemic truly changed us
 MacbethSeemsSus: Tiny children blowing on a cake. Who are basically walking germ labs
MilkInBags: i used to wash my hands only when going to the washroom like an ape
 ContingentCat: Yeahhh that's gross
 MrSarkhan: the spit makes the wish come true
 Omthebox: Children blowing on it no less
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or do a single slice or a cupcake
 rosesmcgee: You need to lick your fingers and pinch them out
 QuixoticScrivener: used to?
 MegaDosX: Some people still do tbh
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 the_walking: it’s taking the power from the birthday person when they blow on it
 korvys: Also, cheese cake is better than regular cake
 MegaDosX: Oh good start
 Cptasparagus: my sister (3 yrs older than me) spit all over my 16th birthday cake on purpose and I have not blown out candles since
MilkInBags: sanitizer isnt great though, the stuff stays on your hands
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 Omthebox: @korvys goated
MilkInBags: the point of washing is to get rid of it
 TimeToFry: Every time I use a public restroom and some guy just doesn't wash his hands after using the urinal
 BusTed: 😬
 Aceviru: Pushing people's face into the cake was my nightmare as a kid
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 SnackPak_: 
 SymphonySolstice: the gym I went to made you sanitize the machines BEFORE the pandemic
 ContingentCat: I don't like how sanitizer makes me hands feel
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Oof.
slamaham: I saw some serious food crimes working at a salad bar.
 MegaDosX: I sometimes hear people do that /at work/
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WELP
 lochnessseammonster: 
 TheMerricat: bonus points, he was wearing an A&W uniform
 MrSarkhan: I hate that people do that
 Vinewood_OG: We have sanitizer wipes. I use before and after, because WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY.
 PMAvers: that handle has poopie on it
 saucemaster5000: comes out of the stall, gives you a hug
 rosesmcgee: I save my paper towel from drying and use that to grab the handle
 MegaDosX: Wash your fuckin' hands people
 MacbethSeemsSus: Especially a stall, implying poop was involved
 7gorobei: when you wash your hands, keep the paper towel and use it to open the door
 TimeToFry: Comes out of the stall, recognizes you, goes for the handshake
 Zerragonoss: Bathroom door handles are one of the dirtyiest things thier is.
 Diabore: dont break anything
 MegaDosX: This is going to go so well
 PMAvers: I'm glad the bathrooms at work have that little foot stop at the bottom that you can use to open the door without touching the handles.
slamaham: thighs you coward
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @rosesmcgee This is the tech you use in a hospital setting, everything is disgusting in a veterinary hospital anyways
 e_bloc: at the very least, wash your hands in public
 darkcyril: Fetch the saber!
MilkInBags: goon that bottle
 SnackPak_: I'll miss Adam
 ShifuDaxiongmao: it's ok, you have safety goggles 
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 TheGhostOfZero: this week on TTSF, Ian teaches Ben how to sabre a bottle
 MegaDosX: Oh that's a noise
 TimeToFry: Can we get that motion again for the clippers
 BusTed: @MilkInBags cursed
 MrSarkhan: 
 YawnLance: Nice pop
 e_bloc: that looks so lewd
Blakemcm: love it, gotta tweak the tip
 ContingentCat: Oooo good pop
 Vinewood_OG: thunk
 Nigouki: it's bark
 Aceviru: This man knows how to open a bottle.
 saucemaster5000: it's cork
 Diabore: cork is cork
  firehawkzoa: Tree bark
 7gorobei: cork is bark
 Nigouki: it's a bark of a very specific tree
 MacbethSeemsSus: Cork is tree bark
Blakemcm: of a cork tree
 RealGamerCow: and we're running out
 ShaneLeeAtk: Bark of the cork tree
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Zerragonoss Untrue, phones are dirties
 e_bloc: you'd expect doing that a bottle would /make/ it explode
 GamerCat88: cork got dat dog in it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: *dirtier
 GhostValv: if it's cork it's from a tree, but a lot of them are synthetic now.
 Strebenherz: Cheers!
 lochnessseammonster: So good 
 Nigouki: hbabby brithdayaaaaaaaaa!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am almost positive it is
 YawnLance: Look at these fancy boys
 lochnessseammonster: Hell yeah  
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 e_bloc: congratulations on let's nope's 10th anniversary
 MacbethSeemsSus: To think you hadn't spun the wheel once this time last year.
 Mai_Andra: it's weird because it *looks* like it's keyed out, even though it isn't.
 Nigouki: inb4 Paul rolls in a giant birthday cake
 YawnLance: 
 SnackPak_: solid plan
 Omthebox: Justification
 rosesmcgee: the logic is sound
 MrSarkhan: 
 SymphonySolstice: the 2 for 1!
 MegaDosX: No flaws in the plan
 lochnessseammonster: 
 ShifuDaxiongmao: flawless plan
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It says "party!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can read it against Adam's hair!
 Nigouki: next year: everclear
MilkInBags: fuck tradition, embrace chaos
 saucemaster5000: if you had both bought champagne you'd have to drink two bottles
ItsThugDimmadome: Just a bag of beer
 YawnLance: I mean it is New Years Eve for some of us 
MilkInBags: 
 e_bloc: you can always count on ben
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MegaDosX: I beg your finest pardon
 MrSarkhan: bruh
 MWGNZ: 
 SnackPak_: which holiday is which?
 GasCityGaming: The Brits call it Crimbo Limbo
 iDangero: full of cheese and unsure of the day
 saucemaster5000: the lickable spot
 lochnessseammonster: Thanks I hate it 
 MegaDosX: Who the fuck came up with that one?
 TheWriterAleph: and a happy new years gooch to you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The visible pause that Adam did was very good
 Aceviru: Hahaha
 SnackPak_: yall are eating
 e_bloc: should I be slowly massaging the year at this point
 darkcyril: The year's grundle.
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 lochnessseammonster: Just what I was thinking 
  Juliamon: the smegmato
 saucemaster5000: smegmato is cursed
 Strebenherz: 
 MegaDosX: First Let's Nope I've been able to catch in a while and /this/ is happening
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Agreed
 BusTed: 
 SymphonySolstice: get played small child
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh some are idiots and some are DIABOLICAL
 SnackPak_: hell yeah
 MegaDosX: Amazing
 Dog_of_Myth: heck yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 PMAvers: good taste at least
 definenull: kid knows what he wants at least
 LadyAiluros: yes
 e_bloc: if you build up some trust you can get them to believe anything
MilkInBags: not the joe rogan studio lego%
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Solid second choice
 LadyAiluros: i woul have gotten it and told my sister good luck 
 MegaDosX: Wait they made that in Lego?
 e_bloc: yeah I think I have that set
 e_bloc: "doing the train"
 MegaDosX: What a specific scene to make as Lego
 GamerCat88: the other subway-verse
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hell yeah
 BusTed: you wanna get to him, you gotta go through us
 Vinewood_OG: That's awesome. I love that scene.
 e_bloc: don't google spiderman running a train
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Jadaris: @megadosx they've made EVERYTHING in lego
MilkInBags: i mean 6 years old in edmonton it's not impossible
realbadatthis_: Ah, the part of Spiderman with Samurai Jack
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Some six year olds would have
 Morrigan9: lets fuckin' get dogs uncle ben
 RealGamerCow: "Lets smash some glizzies unc!"
 Aceviru: They grow up so fucking fast bud
trebuchetboy: Im only 20 minutes late still in plenty of time until games start
trebuchetboy: 
 saucemaster5000: damb
 BusTed: gottem
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah I see where this is going
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SymphonySolstice: lmao
 definenull: that's an antagonist origin story right there
 MegaDosX: Oh wow Ben
NimrodXIV: mean ol Uncle Ben
 Micalovits: Damn, I'm late! I assume someone already got shot?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: BEN
 YawnLance: 
 HorusFive: Ah- Ben "The Betrayer" Ulmer
 ShaneLeeAtk: Hot dog is just vehicle to get mustard in my mouth
 MrSarkhan: 
 MegaDosX: He's gonna remember that
 saucemaster5000: perfect
 Diabore: third further dog!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: 3rd hot dog!?
 PhorrestGaze: a secret third hotdog
  Juliamon: the face-heel-face twist
 Strebenherz: Villain
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : You went from monster to genius in a 30 second span.
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Ben "3RD HOTDOG!" Ulmer
 e_bloc:  
 YawnLance: Don't worry Ben, you were already the guy who makes hotdogs appear out of his ass to some of us 
 MegaDosX: @Juliamon We call this the Big Show
 Mr_Bitterness: A third hot dog has hit the nephewe
 BusTed: "You're up"
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh big agree
 Diabore: thats why i dont want kids, i cant hand them off when the tantrum starts
 DaFhaye: Hi yall
trebuchetboy: nope lmao
 TheGhostOfZero: @YawnLance never meet your guys who pull hotdogs out of their asses
 MegaDosX: I mean, some are
 MegaDosX: There's always going to be deadbeats
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: millennial parents are AWFUL
 HorusFive: As a dad- we appreciate the cool uncle who takes the little terror for a day.  I need a nap
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Our kid is spending the winter break with his grandparents, and it's AWESOME.
 MegaDosX: Lot of people just shove an iPad in their kid's face
  Juliamon: I'm okay with kids in like, 5-minute doses
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh my mother was horrific
 Driosenth: I prefer to keep the yutes away, preferably with a 20 ft pole
MilkInBags: people saying kids are worse and parents are worse is millennias old
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  Juliamon: but I have a "keep out of reach of children" t-shirt for a reason
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not a joke not an understatement
 GamerCat88: breaking generational trauma by being the coolaunt
HondoTrigger: my parents did a great job raising me, can't you tell
 Omthebox: No
 Jadaris: Parents in our generation got to just get rid of their kids outside for 8 hours a day, things are different now
MilkInBags: not a giraffe??
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Don't get me wrong; my son is awesome, but I don't need a dozen wiki dumps of Zenless Zone Zero lore every day, lol
 BusTed: ez
 e_bloc: I was driving my panel truck
 MegaDosX: "Go off, kid"
 SymphonySolstice: 
 NotCainNorAbel: yep, that is playing with kids
 HorusFive: "roar"
 ExtraWubs: my father was the last of 5 and left for the army at 17. Parents tend to do better now.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 Driosenth: playing calvinball on his own
 e_bloc: kids do not think that far ahead
 ShifuDaxiongmao: uncles are the loophole to teaching kids weird stuff 
 lochnessseammonster: 
before_damage: Happy birthday Adam
 SnackPak_: FMV 
 saucemaster5000: can we go for hot dogs instead
 Nigouki: oh heck
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ExtraWubs I always end up being the exception when people tell stories because my stories are so out of the ordinary
 Omthebox: oh right
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Huh
 Vinewood_OG: Yesssssss
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: fumvuh
 NonjaBiru: It's here!
 ContingentCat: Yesssss
 Micalovits: Wheeeee!
 lochnessseammonster: 
trebuchetboy: yaaay
 e_bloc: fmv    
 KeytarCat: HAHAHAHAHAHA
 Strebenherz: Come at me
 SnackPak_: nooooo
 HorusFive: Bring It On!@
 VrolikSyndrome: LMAO
  thingo314: NOOOO
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
 SymphonySolstice: SAFE
 MrSarkhan: LMAO
 GamerCat88: lmao
 tidehollowcat: I'm in danger!
 definenull: close enough!
 Aceviru: Lol
 MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooooo
 SnackPak_: phew
 Omthebox: LMAO
 TheGhostOfZero: YEESSSS
 saucemaster5000: YES \
 BusTed: so close
 TheWriterAleph: uh OH
 korvys: I am immortal
 couchboyj: 
 DaFhaye: Oh? Happy Birthday Adam!
 Diabore: SO CLOSE
 Tangsm: The wheel chooses again
StronkChonkler: Hell yeah
HondoTrigger: T STANDS FOR TED
 ShifuDaxiongmao: phew 
 Strebenherz: NEVER PUNISHED
 iDangero: safe!
 Diabore: BLOW ON IT
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: LET'S GOOOO
 lochnessseammonster: 
 GamerCat88: t pose
 Mr_Horrible: so long, tsaucemaster Kapa
 YFiddler: 
 ContingentCat: One off!
Dr_fragenstien: phew
 WiJohn: Close
 Vinewood_OG:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehe
  thingo314: o7
ButButTheJesus: AAAHAHAHA
 far2muchsarcasm:  
 saucemaster5000: I WIN
 TheGhostOfZero: gottem
 tehfewl: Oh no
 nitrosarcastro: geT wrecked
 MrSarkhan: o7
 HorusFive: Adam should get to move it one letter for his BDay
trebuchetboy: whos getting shot
 tidehollowcat: Oh no
 gualdhar: Awww theyre safe 
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : If it's me, I love you all.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm not safe
 SnackPak_: were safe
 BusTed: @HondoTrigger 
 7gorobei: t o7
 korvys: Oh no, it's a cross - gotta ban Jesus
 TheAlanHeffley: Oh boy
 Aceviru: Birthday boy gets to make the rules
 GamerCat88: o7
 lochnessseammonster: o7
 saucemaster5000: bus Ted
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Really since when
YeOldeMark: o7
NimrodXIV: o7
 Mr_Horrible: he has to survey the choices 
 LightspeedSloth: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BULLET
realbadatthis_: o7
 underhill33: o7
 YawnLance: o7
 definenull: o7
 VrolikSyndrome: o7
 ShaneLeeAtk: o7
 Aceviru: o7
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 Omthebox: o7
 ContingentCat: o7
 BusTed: 
 Mr_Horrible: o7
 MWGNZ: o7
 Diabore: o7
 tidehollowcat: o7
 iDangero: o7
 SnackPak_: o7 TheMerricat
 HorusFive: o7
MilkInBags: sucks to suck
 Forgotten_Sanity: o7
 saucemaster5000: o7
StronkChonkler: o7
 TheWriterAleph: o7
 SirMorek: o7
 ShadyLantern: o7
ButButTheJesus: 
 Tangsm: o7
Theycallmejokke: 07
 DaFhaye: o7
Kelazi5: o7
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: o7
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : o7
 WiJohn: o7
Dr_fragenstien: o7
 nitrosarcastro: o7
 TheGhostOfZero: o7
 Nigouki: o7
 far2muchsarcasm: o7
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: o7
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
trebuchetboy: ggs
 MegaDosX: 
 Riandisa: o7
 squire_muggins: o7
 e_bloc: o7
 korvys: o7
 HorusFive: We'll always remember whatsisname
 ExtraWubs: @Thefluffiestguineapig my father compared to his, tends to do a good job thankfully. I have what he didnt luckily.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: probably deserves it
 ContingentCat: t7
 Vinewood_OG: Shooting like a stormtrooper with those things on.
trebuchetboy: 
 calculated_uncertainties: 1000
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: this is the quality content I come here for
 tehfewl: Safe for another spin
 ExtraWubs: o7
 Omthebox: Happy taint week
 e_bloc: the merricat having two legitimate hits is brutal
 BusTed: Stream's not over yet
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 169
 Diabore: i got shot like 5 times
 e_bloc: oh we could get shot
 Diabore: it was great
 Kentosaurus: o7
 Mr_Horrible: and here's to a year of more 
 DaFhaye: There could always be another
 SymphonySolstice: still unshot god bless
 lochnessseammonster: an honour
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam increased it exponentially
trebuchetboy: I got shot this year 
 YawnLance: Maybe I'll get shot when I'm actually here next year
 Nigouki: god, 2025 being real is still so weird
 PhorrestGaze: sure bud
 saucemaster5000: maybe we'll get cheesecake from the wheel
 Mr_Horrible: that'll surely happen 
 Mai_Andra: oh yeah, Christmas is supposed to be coming up soon, right? 
 hd_dabnado: IRL wheel when
 Kentosaurus: vip wheel surely nothing will go wrong
 lochnessseammonster: sure 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You spin a wheel to pick the wheel
 Larkonus: No rewards, only punishments here on Lets Nope.
 DaFhaye: @SymphonySolstice same same
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Every winner gets James' personal phone number.
 Mr_Horrible: dart board app when?
 HorusFive: What does this look like 
 rosesmcgee: Dreidel time baby!
 SymphonySolstice: yall gotta add numbers to the wheel still
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 Vinewood_OG: "We'll call it stealing."
skintbint: if you look at the graph of how many people were got this year, there may be an outlier in there but i cant remembewr
 saucemaster5000: we roll dice
 Mai_Andra: The wheel goes in the square hole.
 DaFhaye: Happy Birthday
before_damage: Serge once modded people at random
trebuchetboy: Do marbles and last place gets banned
 7gorobei: i watched the st.wheeltime masacre vod, you hit every letter in the alphabet
 PhorrestGaze: like, a d6?
 iDangero: 2026 - IRL wheel?
 ShifuDaxiongmao: next year, if you win, you get 2 minutes of Adam and Ben ASMR 
 Nigouki: mythbusters have done square wheels and it's amazing
 Omthebox: As long as there's only 4 options it would work
 kid_flashionable: Did I miss the wheel??
 MrSarkhan: maybe next year you can get a physical wheel
trebuchetboy: @kid_flashionable T
 Diabore: @ShifuDaxiongmao can i get banned instead?
 MegaDosX: Just expense it
 MacbethSeemsSus: Cheese Wheel of Banning
 Mr_Horrible: black and white informercial of people driving on square wheels: "Has *this* happened to *you*?"
 BusTed: @kid_flashionable 'Fraid so. the_merricat took the hit
 MegaDosX: Or also that 
 Mr_Bitterness: Oh god, the Perna Curse Wheel is spreading
 kid_flashionable: Damn, I missed it!
 VrolikSyndrome: Slivers, fetch me my coat.
MilkInBags: "oh it ended on the letter saucemaster5000"
 Mr_Horrible: "Slivers are F-tier, so we'll shoot an F"
 kid_flashionable: Oh well, thanks y'all for updating me!
 Aceviru: Truuu
 Mr_Horrible: solid answer
 saucemaster5000: @MilkInBags Why is it on every section of the wheel
 HorusFive: Yes to win.  And then you can refuse to go to the ceremony
 MacbethSeemsSus: It landed on Slivers, so all chat are now Slivers
 Diabore: you can phtotoshop one into the background
HondoTrigger: Streamers with a capital S
 kid_flashionable: Love the NYE birthday streamer look on Adam though!
 definenull: is it, really?
MilkInBags: huuuuuuuuh
 MegaDosX: Is it though?
 Diabore: thats not something to aspire too
epsilon_vee: winning the streamer awards for the irony value
 Mr_Horrible: in terms of metrics, perhaps
NimrodXIV: hmmm
 Diabore: 0%
 ShifuDaxiongmao: aspirational low?
 hd_dabnado: what if the aspirational high is being happy?
 Diabore: forget me like the wind
MilkInBags: but like, what's the event about? number of viewers?
 QuixoticScrivener: constant worship
 DaFhaye: I don't think awards really mean anything
 e_bloc: whatever makes the most money
 LightspeedSloth: Is there a streamer Academy of critics?
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : @Mr_Bitterness The wheel was shockingly accurate this season.
 RealGamerCow: I watch tiktoks with a guy that runs a motel in New Jersey. He did a video at the TikTok awards, and it was so sad.
 Larkonus: Aspirational is a community that keeps coming back despite the full knowledge they're inevitably going to catch strays. 
 Mr_Horrible: @epsilon_vee "I didn't want to go shopping for a new bowl so I needed to win this trophy"
 Omthebox: I do like the Phantom Party Tiara
 Mai_Andra: Maybe it's the top of the field, but it's not really the top of the "craft."
TwitchingPokki: Top unreadable chat streamer
 e_bloc: wait you're wheeler from loading ready run
 YawnLance: "You're Ben from twitch dot tv slash bengineering"
 DaFhaye: Oh wait! Your that Ben!?
 Mr_Horrible: stacking the deck
 BusTed: whacky idea
 GasCityGaming: It was a set up!
 Diabore: it was staged!
 Kentosaurus: thumb on the scale
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: You're Ben from loading ready run!? I love your horse joke!
 lochnessseammonster:  
 Vinewood_OG: 
Blakemcm: ive got my sharpie right here sure ill sign that
 I_Am_Clockwork: heyho friends
 BusTed: Do you take 5 dollars too
 SymphonySolstice: 
 PhorrestGaze: Do you get $5?
 Diabore: have you been given 5 bucks yet?
 ShifuDaxiongmao: do you get 5 dollars though?
 HorusFive: "Thank you.  Give $5"
 PMAvers: Did you get the five bucks?
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 Seth_Erickson: call this a alive reset
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MilkInBags: I know how to forge adam's signature
MilkInBags: it's a big X
 Larkonus: I did that once and I still feel dumb and bad for calling you Wheeler.
 HorusFive: American Please (exchange rate joke)
 lochnessseammonster: my friend just started seeing someone who's into magic and I'm very excited to yap about lrr when I meet them
 frank_the_great: Clip it and ship it boys - the Canada post will hear about this
 MAPBoardgames: The Last Nope
abbeywan: i open twitch, confessions of fraud
 iDangero: me?!
 saucemaster5000: help they're pointing at me
 ContingentCat: Us?!
 RealGamerCow: Your duo bit on LRL was amazing by the way.
 MegaDosX: Subtle
 Driosenth: hi beej
 HorusFive: Hi Beej
 GamerCat88: oh hi Beej
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: oh.  the store.  right.
ButButTheJesus: HI BEEJ
 PhorrestGaze: Hi Beej
 definenull: oh hi beej
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 tidehollowcat: Hi Beej
 MacbethSeemsSus: Beej, quietly off screen with the bat
 YFiddler: 
 ShifuDaxiongmao: LOL
 NorthstarTex: Hi beej!
 SymphonySolstice: lmao
 Phailhammer: 
 MWGNZ:  
 frank_the_great: Hi Beej
 e_bloc: anime body pillows
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehe
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 ContingentCat: Lol hi Beej
 iDangero: hey Beej o/
 HorusFive:   
 Dog_of_Myth: Hi Beej
 definenull: bye beej!
 Phailhammer: What about Cup? 
 HorusFive: bye beej
 WiJohn: He has been called!
NimrodXIV: the return of season 1!
MilkInBags: baitable
 Omthebox: That was threatening.
 definenull: ez bonus
ButButTheJesus: HAPP BIRF ADAM
 ContingentCat: Bye beeej
abbeywan: have you considered going VHS
 PhorrestGaze: beej-ye
 frank_the_great: Yooo, who's the birthday boy?
 LadyAiluros: INB4 Beej just GOES OFF
 loufghyslaufey: Middle-LRRth Playmats, I'm So Sorry. I don't kniw what came over me.
 thatguysteve2709: Adam happy birthday I was watching dark cloud 2 today but have been in not good state and wanted to at least say it once today
  Juliamon: THe meat labeled "Beej"
 HadesLeprechaun: Sell us the secret container of CFUT VHS'
 Mai_Andra: the furiously accusatory "I'm leaving! And *you* have a Happy Birthday!"
 loufghyslaufey: Holy BUS, did their household breakdown
 ContingentCat: Beej's meat
 PhorrestGaze: thaw dinner on the commute?
 NonjaBiru: Didn't that break over the summer?
 Seth_Erickson: some fish sticks are passable
 far2muchsarcasm: childhood
 HorusFive: @far2muchsarcasm same
 Seth_Erickson: but they're not what I prefer
 brainbosh: fish sticks and pork and beans
Dr_fragenstien: I like fish sticks, but they are not worth the money]
 hd_dabnado: last time I had one I realized that the fish inside the stick is so low quality
Dezponia: Oh my gawd! ITS DA BOIS! I love these spooky bois!
 e_bloc: yeah fish and chips is as close as I get
 NorthstarTex: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HedonisticObeseSproutNomNom-caH2VLp4O7ZNMHc-
 frank_the_great: Throw some lemon juice on a fish stick and it goes up x2 in quality
 SymphonySolstice: brother
 MrSarkhan: what the fuck
 Omthebox: Was that Dink
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
 RealGamerCow: monster stuff
Dr_fragenstien: that's awesome
niccus: fish cube
  Juliamon: I... what
 Seth_Erickson: someone lock that guy up
 underhill33: 
 Kentosaurus: like a baconator but fish
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Absolutely unhinged
 GamerCat88: omh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are they ok
 Vinewood_OG: Mmmmercury
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HealthyStylishLardCeilingCat-vi8kJq_LhOWLHaMi
 BusTed: fivelet-o'fish
realbadatthis_: Dink?
MilkInBags: dink?
ButButTheJesus: ew
 PMAvers: man fish sounds good right now
 Omthebox: It was definitely dink
 Morrigan9: filet of whale
 Mr_Bitterness: Were they a shark?
 HorusFive: That's some top tier gremlin mealing
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 lochnessseammonster: I didn't realize it was 5  
MilkInBags: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
  Juliamon: oh it was dink
 Omthebox: I love Dink
epsilon_vee: filet o'5-fish
 Strebenherz: DIIIINK
 GamerCat88: pentafillet is cursed
 RealGamerCow: yeah that seems like Dink behavior
 HorusFive: Going to the secret menu for 5xFish
 saucemaster5000: his picture is up at the mcdonald's wall
 RealGamerCow: Upper case D
 KeytarCat: more like fivelet of fish
 definenull: imagine the kitchen receiving that order
PhuzNutz: Sooo, we're NOPE-ing before the game, got it...
realbadatthis_: 5 fillet death punch
ButButTheJesus: claaaaassic dink. (who is dink)
 MAPBoardgames: Its not from a secret menu, but it should be
 frank_the_great: Is Dink single? His name implies no
 GamerCat88: dink also prefers fortified soup
 Jadaris: now that's a fish delight
 ShifuDaxiongmao: I could maybe understand two... but five?!
 Seth_Erickson: Dink was the one that keep saying the Architect and the Builder quotes right?
 Tangsm: Is this where we find out those mythical men who are actually seals exist
 YawnLance: To be fair the everything pizza was for charity
 NotCainNorAbel: You tried to eat 100 nuggets
mulligan2six: @frank_the_great He works two jobs
 loufghyslaufey: And he just ate that Filet-Wich all "mouth-WIDE,"  ?
 frank_the_great: @mulligan2six My condolences
 KeytarCat: I did that in college and the on-campus pizzaria changed its pricing bc of me
 loufghyslaufey: But can't- can't the cook it separately? The toppings?
 SymphonySolstice: nooope
 loufghyslaufey: Or ingredients?
 ContingentCat: Daaamn
 MWGNZ: dressed up in banana costume at the time too
MilkInBags: it's serviceable
 hd_dabnado: parm bites from dominos slaps
 MegaDosX: Worth it for charity, otherwise miss me with the 60 dollar large pizza
 Seth_Erickson: I think Dominos pizza is actually very serviceable
 saucemaster5000: domino's in on my comfort food list
 PMAvers: Honestly, I havn't had Domino's in ages, and they don't deliver here, so.
 Vinewood_OG: It's fine. It's not current prices fine.
 MrSarkhan: They have feta but their sausage isn't good so I'm torn.
 SymphonySolstice: I can only do the cheesy bread everything else from dominos gives me the shits
 frank_the_great: Dominoes is fine - your local pizza place is almost certainly better
 GasCityGaming: the app+pizza box!
 Kentosaurus: pizza 73 is way better than dominoes
 brainbosh: Dominos became edible after their re-recipe
 Seth_Erickson: I even had it yesterday
 MegaDosX: Domino's is also different in different places. Here in Australia it's allegedly pizza
 korvys: In Australia at least, I think the quality has gone down from "sure" to "if nothing else is open"
 e_bloc: domino's is like replacement-level pizza
 loufghyslaufey: *established in '73* <(=w=)>
 Riandisa: Domino's was my favorite, but the local store stopped putting the garlic seasoning on the crust, so their ranking dropped hard for me
 hd_dabnado: wait wait what
 Rootpotato: dominos changed their pizza like a decade ago, dominos haters just remember when they were super greesy
 Mai_Andra: Dominos has very good "pepperoni/jalapeno/pineapple" pizza.  (a lot better than Pizza Hut, but that isn't actually saying much)
 YawnLance: Dominos leftovers are diabolical
 Seth_Erickson: I think it's fine left over
 DaFhaye: I had done this when I worked at a fast food pizza place before. They should have cooked a bunch of the veggies in a separate pan then put then on half way with some extra cheese then finish cooking
 MegaDosX: @korvys Gotta be literally nothing else open for me
  Juliamon: I had sadness empanadas for dinner today. The oil they were fried in was rancid, but in the restaurant's defense it was their last day (someone else offered higher rent pay) so they probably didn't *have* the oil to replace it
 Vinewood_OG: Air Fryer. It's
 Vinewood_OG: Fine
 NorthstarTex: you need to ziplock bag the pizza, you cannot leave it out
 hd_dabnado: cold dominos pizza is great wth
 ContingentCat: Dominoes thin crust is ok leftover
 Seth_Erickson: I'm a cold leftover pizza enjoyer though
 7gorobei: dominos used to be very meh, they got enough flak for it they changed the recipe to improve. and now they are perfectly cromulent
 ShifuDaxiongmao: dominos is "even bad pizza is still pizza"
 HadesLeprechaun: The Dominos near the place I used to live was the best delivery pizza, the Dominos where I live now isn't that hot
 e_bloc: its a good move
MilkInBags: <message deleted>waterboarding your dominos
 e_bloc: rehydrate
 LithelyUnshod: @Vinewood_OG Yeah bud. Toaster oven for me
 saucemaster5000: give it the spa treatment
 PMAvers: slop up that pizza
 MegaDosX: It does actually help though
DrasonSpike: or just microwave with a mug of water
MilkInBags: <message deleted>@PMAvers Noooooo!!!
 KeytarCat: Pan refried>Cold>microwaved
 Gaelan_Maestro: in winnipeg pizza hotline was pretty good and affordable
 SymphonySolstice: so true
 Masslost: toaster ovens make left over pizza taste better when reheating
 RealGamerCow: The place Serge gets pizza from looks good
 e_bloc: concur
 ContingentCat: Pizza places not delivering seems bizzare yeah
 Seth_Erickson: it comes in a delivery box no matter where you pick it up
 GasCityGaming: are they on skip or anything?
 Seth_Erickson: it's built to be delivered
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 MacbethSeemsSus: At least takeout, if they don't have takeout that's a red flag.
 MegaDosX: I have like six pizza places I can order from locally, and they all deliver (though one or two only through Doordash)
 frank_the_great: Is pizza delivery still a thing? I thought uber eats got rid of that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The best pizza place and the best Vietnamese place in town have both closed post pandemic in my city and I am profoundly sad
 saucemaster5000: said "that's true" very quickly
abbeywan: I've never had any major complaints about Fresh Slice
 SquareDotCube: god Victoria sounds like such an opportunity for fast food sometimes
MilkInBags: <message deleted>I'd skip that (not eat it)
 GamerCat88: get wrecked Digiorno
Dr_fragenstien: such a wild take because that has not been the case, it was only done to give some stores an edge, then everyone jumped on the bandwagon
 SquareDotCube: open a Taco Bell there and you'll make so much bank
PhuzNutz: OMG, I just had a flashback to this stream last year on NYE when Adam had TWO flutes of wine.
 Driosenth: Domino's has nothing on Little Caesar's for time-to-cardboard. There is a reason it is call Hot-N-Ready
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also keep in mind some places that are on delivery apps have not consented to be on those apps
shamblingkrenshar: Chipotle? FGC Gamer spotted!
 hd_dabnado: i threw up at a chipotle as a kid
 RealGamerCow: Chipotle bowls are real good
 e_bloc: I really enjoy chipotle too
 hd_dabnado: i dont eat there anymore
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh me too Adam
 Seth_Erickson: Dominos loses to Little Ceasar's for sure just because of the time and cost deficit I do think Dominos is better quality at least in the area where I live
MilkInBags: <message deleted>bot a big gulper
MilkInBags: <message deleted>not*
 e_bloc: same
 saucemaster5000: bot
 e_bloc: I havent even had dinner yet
MilkInBags: <message deleted>bot
 itsr67: howdy
 Mai_Andra: Little Caesar's was good in the 80s.  Pizza!Pizza! 
 BusTed: wut
 SymphonySolstice: my guy
 darkcyril: That's the real orange theory.
 SymphonySolstice: what
MilkInBags: <message deleted>running on hate?
 KeytarCat: Same, honestly.  Chipotle gives me a bowl of rice, meat, cheese, and veggies
 MegaDosX: Um
 saucemaster5000: carrots rule tho
 Strebenherz: Amazing
 e_bloc: speaking of warning signs
PhuzNutz: Do people not have a few frozen pizzas on hand at all times?
 MegaDosX: That's pod person behaviour
 HorusFive: Man running on solar power or something
 hd_dabnado: i thought Orange Theory was a restraunt because I have only seen one and its next to a taco bell
 PhorrestGaze: would it be better if he got the penta fish?
 MacbethSeemsSus: I haven't eaten breakfast since high school
 Strebenherz: Ben's dad being literal bugs Bunny checks out
 SymphonySolstice: I make smoothies for that reason
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Eh, big meal before workout is a recipe for vomit for me
 lochnessseammonster: same
abbeywan: i put my disgusting vegan protein supplement into my coffee
 MegaDosX: A big meal before the gym would be a mistake, but something light wouldn't be too bad
 Masslost: getting half and half meat on a chipotle burrito is wild experience
 Seth_Erickson: I've never thought eating was a chore and it's likely somewhat to my detriment I love eating food
before_damage: “Star wars”
 Omthebox: Its a good thing you're flush with Chipotle money now 
 kumatsu: my local place I'd get christmas chinese from closed this year ;n;
 e_bloc: we went with a jewish deli
 SymphonySolstice: yeah same
 ExtraWubs: I found when I had no taste or smell during covid, I enjoyed it because it took away my sweet craving tendancies.
 saucemaster5000: leftover chinese is the goat
PhuzNutz: @hd_dabnado The one by me is right next to a dope Vietnamese restaurant. I don't know how people resist (:
 Seth_Erickson: Long Live Leftovers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Big same on leftovers
MilkInBags: <message deleted>i am a disgusting poutine leftover reheater
 Diabore: <message deleted>pasta goes soggy turd fast
 MegaDosX: Too much spaghett
 Seth_Erickson: Some Pasta leftovers are fine, but the most of them don't survive
 itsr67: what a punishment
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goombalax: <message deleted>nowadays a hundred dollars of chinese food is a meal for 2
 saucemaster5000: she "has" to?
 Omthebox: I eat anything
MilkInBags: <message deleted>it is cursed
 SymphonySolstice: Milk wtf
 GamerCat88: o7
 gualdhar: Leftover bibimbap is my all-time fave
 kumatsu: everyone point at Milk
MilkInBags: <message deleted>and a sacrilege
 itsr67: p7
 saucemaster5000: LMAO
 hd_dabnado: i hate microwaving ground beef
 MrSarkhan: o7
 MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
 YawnLance: 
realbadatthis_: o7
 iDangero: o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 Kentosaurus: o7
 MWGNZ: o7
 Seth_Erickson: no need to even roll the wheel
 saucemaster5000: o7
 YawnLance: o7
PhuzNutz: o7
 GamerCat88: ew brother, ew
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 ShaneLeeAtk: o7
 SnackPak_: he's blasting everyone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7 Again
ButButTheJesus: 
 MegaDosX: Collateral damage
 Phailhammer: o7
 Omthebox: Dont you have to time out sauce now or something?
 ExtraWubs: o7
 MAPBoardgames: Diabore got collateral'd
 ShifuDaxiongmao: friendly fire ain't.. 
 Transmuted_Elf: Happy Birthday!
 HorusFive: So, anyway, Adam started blastin'
 ContingentCat: Yeah poutine needs to be eaten right away
 frank_the_great: I'm a meal prep guy. Saves money, but I've messed up and stretched some food too far
 loufghyslaufey: Take that again, Chat?    
macintose: o7
 GasCityGaming: first of all, that means there's leftovers?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Diabore was collateral damage there 
PhuzNutz: Does Ben know what Adam did while he was gone?
 Seth_Erickson: It's like Mcdonald's fries
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: leftover Motzo Balls the next day are tops, though
 saucemaster5000: are they gonna reheat the leftover champagne?
 Vinewood_OG: 
 e_bloc: how many bottles of wine do we have
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PhuzNutz Probably but not the extent is my guess
 Seth_Erickson: the moment they come out the drive through window you got 30 minutes tops before they're stale
before_damage: Depends on the poutine. Good poutine needs to be eaten quickly. American poutine is fine to reheat.
 DaFhaye: Why can't you reheat it?
 MegaDosX: I personally think good spaghetti reheated can be good, because its had time to marinate in the sauce and everything like lasagne
 Kentosaurus: poutine doesn't travel
 frank_the_great: @DaFhaye Soggy
ButButTheJesus: I only know it from Conan's "60" 
 NotCainNorAbel: soup
 Seth_Erickson: Lasagna a real good leftover
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Agree
 Dog_of_Myth: pizza
 Omthebox: Chili
Dr_fragenstien: chili
goombalax: <message deleted>for me, Caesar salad
 Seth_Erickson: Shepherd's Pie
 saucemaster5000: stew
macintose: Pizza?
 GamerCat88: lasagna is def good
 e_bloc: agree
 JosephDeath: Reheated Chinese Food
 MegaDosX: Lasagne is spectacular reheated
 Kentosaurus: good call on chilli
Dr_fragenstien: chili gets better the day after 100%
before_damage: It dries out too quickly
 DaFhaye: It's just gravy and cheese
 ghizmou: stew
 SymphonySolstice: chili yeah
 AnjaZeta: Chili
 oberon939: Absolutely chili
skintbint: reheated lasagna the goat
 Gaelan_Maestro: stop making me hungry!
 HadesLeprechaun: beef stew
 definenull: chilli / stew
 nevyn666: reheated chili
kkrymnox: thanksgiving meal leftovers
 MegaDosX: What.
 kid_flashionable: Definitely chili or red beans and rice
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 HorusFive: Look out.  He's blastin again
 RedAlexxis: Soups & Stews?
Dr_fragenstien: oh yeah stew is a good one too
Veste: it's chili/soup/stew, yeah
 e_bloc: yeah thats how you get sick
 YawnLance: Curries or stews are pretty sweet reheated
skintbint: reheated noodles
 ContingentCat: Curry leftovers are better sometimes
 Micalovits: What is wrong with ceaser salad left overs???
realbadatthis_: o7
 Seth_Erickson: chili is a great leftover though
 kingandcommoner: Soup
 loufghyslaufey: So poutine has a short shelf life, good to know
 DaFhaye: Pizza is the best leftover
 Dog_of_Myth: No, that one is earned
 iDangero: o7
Blakemcm: chili or specific soups
 ExtraWubs: streamer mans getting baited
ButButTheJesus: 
 LithelyUnshod: Lasagna reheated in the oven is top tier
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wilted lettuce bleck
 frank_the_great: Anyone else just get hit with déjà vu?
 Mr_Horrible: I maintain that Ben is responsible for more of the deaths in chat than Adam
 far2muchsarcasm: best leftover is stew
 Micalovits: It holds great in the fridge!
 lochnessseammonster: 
before_damage: Pizza
 ShaneLeeAtk: Love a good day old cold burger
KWardJenx: lasagna is a great instinctive response to the leftover question
 KeytarCat: I don'
 RedAlexxis: yeah, roast meats FTW
 Serivus: Chili (and other soups) gain so much over time
 MegaDosX: Pizza is good leftovers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I hate anything where there is supposed to be a crunchy component because it becomes sog fest
 loufghyslaufey: Caesar Salad? What's even in that?
niccus: maybe if it's kale
 Mai_Andra: how do you have salad leftover?  how big was that salad?
 ShifuDaxiongmao: here is a trick... drizzle a little bit of soy sauce over the lasagna before reheating... 
before_damage: pizza and wings
 Seth_Erickson: yes dude
 MegaDosX: You can reheat pizza or have it cold
 SymphonySolstice: chili or stew cause it takes time to let the flavors mix real good
  Juliamon: Lasagna is good reheated, but... reheating lasagna is such a pain
 kumatsu: the thanksgiving leftovers sandwich 
KWardJenx: al dente. Beautiful
 Mr_Horrible: just cover it up or put some water in a bowl in the microwave with it
 ContingentCat: Cold lasagna is good too
realbadatthis_: cheesy mashed potatoes do pretty well
 Dog_of_Myth: A good casserole is good as left overs
 GamerCat88: just add chesse on top and bam all better
 Mr_Horrible: keeps the moisture
 gualdhar: At that point just eat leftover cereal with the milk in it
 e_bloc: you  can always towel it
Micsig: the potato soaks the juice up
 Orestes290: Any leftovers reheated with a fried egg on top and call it breakfast
 couchboyj: Chili is better the next day
 Seth_Erickson: shepherd's pie my comfort food
 Gaelan_Maestro: reheated turkey
 Omthebox: Shepard's pie is also cooked already so its pre dry
HondoTrigger: problematic
 frank_the_great: The best leftovers are things that get served cold e.g. deviled eggs
 azninsect: oh boy oh boy oh boy its the boyzzz
 MacbethSeemsSus: semi-cancelled
 KeytarCat: I don't reheat a lot of leftovers.  stuff is just better cold than how I can reheat it
 itsaysTRUENO: he's not famous anymore
 e_bloc: thankfully not much
  Juliamon: Nothing worth caring about
 JosephDeath: Generally being awful apparently
 saucemaster5000: yeh semi cancelled
 10of9: Most stews make great leftovers
before_damage: What did he do?
 BrowneePointz: well he had a bad crashout
 MegaDosX: Nothing of note
 RealGamerCow: @Juliamon That's why I cut it into squares and freeze it.
 e_bloc: no half-measurews
 Mr_Horrible: shithead to FKA Twigs iirc, but I didn't really follow
PhuzNutz: @frank_the_great I'm with you on that one for sure
DrasonSpike: curries and soups are better the next day
Veste: TRUE, TELL IT
 Driosenth: curry is best leftover
aerohydra: i dont like beans, its a texture thing
 Omthebox: I do love beans, great fiber
 DaFhaye: I think anything that settles is better later
 hd_dabnado: im becoming a bean man
kkrymnox: beans are goated
 LadyAiluros: soups, stews and chili are always better for sitting
 iDangero: beans 
before_damage: Black beans in a burrito is fine
 neisan2112: I'm literaly eating beans rn
  Juliamon: gimme beans every day
Veste: YES
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have big problems with the texture of black beans
 e_bloc: I fucking love black beans
 serramarkov: Real chili aint got beans
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehehe
 brainbosh: get the texas chili
 MegaDosX: Can't handle the texture of beans tbh
 BrowneePointz: beanless chili is for dogs
 lochnessseammonster: 
 DaFhaye: Like anything with a lot of seasonings
 saucemaster5000: I mean
Dezponia: Crayons get better the next day
 Seth_Erickson: long live beans
 SnackPak_: black beans are the goat
 Mr_Horrible: we're all learning here today
 LadyAiluros: Cincinatti Chili 
 HorusFive: Bolognese in a Sippy cup
 Vinewood_OG: Can't listen to "Chandelier." I'll never get to see the new Naked Gun, and now I can't watch HOLES.
 kid_flashionable: red beans are delish
 LithelyUnshod: Black beans in a burrito, red beans and rice *chef's kiss*
 LadyAiluros: Ben wants Cincinattie Chili
 Lord_Hosk: There is a restraunt around the corner from us that has Beef with with juice on the menu, which the waitress said "I thought it was a typo, but the chef insists is a pun" and lady hosk and I were like "oh it is... its a great joke"
macintose: With some garlic bread yum
 kid_flashionable: @LithelyUnshod YOU GET IIIT
 e_bloc: refried beans are tight
 Seth_Erickson: Point me at a culture's cuisine and I'll like it
skintbint: isnt refried beans just bean leftovers
 JessieImproved: good refried beans are good, bad ones are gross
 itsr67: I like *rice*
 Omthebox: Aaaaand Sand
Dr_fragenstien: if your chili tastes like bolongese you've got bad chili.
 YawnLance: @BrowneePointz Well I guess I'm learning things about myself today
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macintose: I like turtles
 lochnessseammonster: Baked sweet potato sliced open with a big scoop of chilli is great
 azninsect: "can i get uhhhhhhh a rice?"
PhuzNutz: @LadyAiluros you're lucky they don't know what that is. (:
 Kentosaurus: for the non canadians, the boston brute is a dish at canadian chain restaurant boston pizza
 saucemaster5000: rice and bolognese please
 Mr_Horrible: you know he's gonna say some WILD racist shit after "don't worry, I like rice" 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I love fajitas
 e_bloc: give me two or three-a
 Rootpotato: in therapy hopefullt
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And tacos are the absolute banger
 kumatsu: I'm not a big fan of Mexican food, but Boomtown does fuck, it's true
macintose: Cold take cow tongue is pretty good
 frank_the_great: Thoughts on eating deli meat right out of the fridge? Capicola is peak fridge snack
 Seth_Erickson: I gotta go to the Indian restaurant near me again soon, it's so good.
 saucemaster5000: tacos > burrito for me
 LadyAiluros: @PhuzNutz that is sad. Everyone should experience Skyline
 Seth_Erickson: yeah and grains slap
 ContingentCat: It's a lot
 GamerCat88: chimichanga 
Veste: brains
 SnackPak_: tacos are so much better than a burrito
Mashamino: chicken quesadilla with peppers and onions is always my go-to
 BrowneePointz: @yawnlance beanless chili is best for chili dogs, for a bowl of chili I want the substance beans adds
 hd_dabnado: taco bell burritos have a better ratio
 Seth_Erickson: tacos are better than burritos though
 7gorobei: you need a good mission style burrito
 lochnessseammonster: I love fajitas the most
Dr_fragenstien: I hate the trend of filling up burritos with rice. 100% done because it's cheaper than filling it with actual ingredients
 Mr_Horrible: to be fair, the rice in burritos is more an American Mexican food thing, iirc
 Omthebox: That's what happens when you only eat once I suppose
 BrowneePointz: Chile Verde is my go to
 saucemaster5000: need to add pepsi to the loaf
 Vinewood_OG: Pick A starch! ONE PER ENTREE.
 RealGamerCow: I had leftover fajita filling the other day and no rice or tortillas. So I put it on a baked potato. It was glorious
 itsaysTRUENO: i love gluten
 itsr67: dang
KWardJenx: @Kentosaurus THANK YOU. I'm from right outside Boston, MA and hadn't even heard of the chain
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ItsThugDimmadome: Just 5 loaves of sourdough
ItsThugDimmadome: Daily
 LadyAiluros: I also need to get back on the wagon nextweek
skintbint: you should look up toast sandwich
 lochnessseammonster: They aren't cowards
 Rootpotato: hey like rice
 SquareDotCube: sometimes you only got the energy for cold cereal
 Mr_Horrible: I'd give Ben shit for this, but smooth is so easy to spread, I can't blame him
 itsaysTRUENO: whats your preferred level of peanut grit
 brainbosh: To make crunchy peanut butter, they make creamy and then ADD peanuts back in
 saucemaster5000: ben is too busy to chew nuts
 Mr_Horrible: "The bagels persist"
 Seth_Erickson: I'm not a hard taco enjoyer though, I don't like how much of a mess the hard shell tends to make.
 lochnessseammonster: 
macintose: It probably takes more effort to make crunchy pb
 Vinewood_OG: Just mopping the floor with someone in SF6, while gnawing on a baguette. 
Dr_fragenstien: yeah, I hate when the food I'm eating had the ingredient it's made of
PhuzNutz: @LadyAiluros And Malort d:
realbadatthis_: 3 feet of snow is carb weather
 Kentosaurus: @KWardJenx lol no problem
 frank_the_great: Smooth PB is better than crunchy PB in the same way that milk is better than chocolate milk
 Vinewood_OG: Smooth crew
 Mr_Horrible: I don't need texture from my peanut butter because it's *on* a texture
 LithelyUnshod: You can taste the roast in crunchy
 MegaDosX: I've heard of an everything bagel, but you're describing everything is bagels
 Mr_Horrible: that's what the toast is for
  Juliamon: smooth makes my autism happy
 lochnessseammonster: Smooth is often more sweetened
 DaFhaye: Crunchy is superior
 ContingentCat: I like some crunch yeah
 SnackPak_: woooooooow
 Kentosaurus: lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Seth_Erickson Same, I also dislike how they just crumble immediately.
 kumatsu: cuz you're SO SMOOOTH
 MrSarkhan: 
macintose: So smooth ben
 PMAvers: Yeah, I definitely prefer smooth milk in comparison to chunky milk.
 MegaDosX: Benjamin
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SquareDotCube: Work around the rule Ben. Get a big bag of pizza bagels
 Tangsm: I think crunchy peanut butter is half finished, and you're being tricked into buying half finished peanut butter
 GamerCat88: smooth operator...
 SnackPak_: boooo!
ButButTheJesus: ben
 BusTed: hm
 lochnessseammonster: He was talking about brains
 Seth_Erickson: @Thefluffiestguineapig my people 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
 RealGamerCow: crunchy peanut butter tastes more peanuty
 saucemaster5000: carlos santana here -- this is accurate
KWardJenx: Whoa. Mind blown
 Mr_Horrible: Rob Thomas talkin' 'bout that PB
 hd_dabnado: Rob Thomas is a Smuckers fan
 SymphonySolstice: movie time
 frank_the_great: I said boo-urns
 RelwinEJ: Goddamn DHL hold for a work package on my day off keeping me from being here for the shottening.
 MegaDosX: I shook my head
 Kentosaurus: ooh fun fmv
 Mr_Horrible: similar to that game where you're a lone dude with OCD in a bunker, iirc
Dezponia: Ben is lovingly unhinged
 Seth_Erickson: did we spin a wheel at all time today
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Seth_Erickson T got shot
 Seth_Erickson: ah I see
 itsaysTRUENO: are the enemies pregnant in this one
 kumatsu: gore/body horror on this one, I think?
 e_bloc: just hoping for no tripytphobia
 saucemaster5000: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Seth_Erickson Best tortillas are always the ones with Spanish only labels, soft corn, that you reheat in a pan for 1-3 seconds before immediately putting toppings on
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Seth_Erickson: pack it up boys
 SymphonySolstice: could go either way
 kumatsu: on it
 RelwinEJ: Make the highlight reel Adam
 YawnLance: Hinako had to cut off her face, she's mask for mask :>
 JKBalch:    
 LithelyUnshod: doesthedogdie.com
 Mr_Horrible: Ferisar's a real one (this will make Adam's opinion of the game fall further)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So Adam's kind of woman?
 loufghyslaufey: Little Nughtmares III when? No reason. Just asking...
 itsaysTRUENO: adam's tiara is getting erased by the chroma key
 SymphonySolstice: creepy and wet
 I_Am_Clockwork: s o u n d e f f e c t s
  Juliamon: Little Nugmares is the name of a weed game
 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible he enjoyed signalis didn't he
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: if it does have a short haired muscley woman, I'm not complaining
 Seth_Erickson: Mr_Horrible endorsed just like Signalis which the spoop bois love 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 BrowneePointz: if ferisar liked it then it’s either good or Signalis
 LithelyUnshod: Thanks mods 
AMuseOfFirebane: oh hey i'm just in time yaaaay
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 maaaaaybe
 itsr67: jigsaw asmr
 PMAvers: Jigsaw has left his mic on mute
Dezponia: Clearly a very wet game
 itsr67: LMFAO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I've been playing Silksong and this just reminds me of just outside the Sister Splinter area
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Look I haven't finished the puzzle yet so just chill for a bit"
 e_bloc: jigsaw has a stroke and dies in the other room]
 RealGamerCow: ASMR of a guy in a bathroom with a prostate problem
supriseshurikenn: @itsaysTRUENO THATS WHAT IT WAS was so confused what was on the side of his head
AMuseOfFirebane: and I have also had. drinks. unusually.
 frank_the_great: The Saw movies are a guilty pleasure of mine
 Mr_Horrible: I haven't actually seen this one, tho, seems neat
macintose: How many you on my dude?
 Mr_Horrible: oh nice, good bit at the start there
Veste: OH it's THIS game
Veste: i've never known what this was called
 Kentosaurus: oh I might be out on this one
 lochnessseammonster: 
 MegaDosX: Oh boy
 MacbethSeemsSus: The space ocean
 Mr_Horrible: "simultaneously!"
 e_bloc: yeah im good on this
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: at least the dog doesn't die too?
 Seth_Erickson: It's an amv that's just Dead Space 1
 KeytarCat: oh dear
macintose: Shark?
 HorusFive: "So that's rad"
 frank_the_great: No Spiders!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That would have Thalassophobia on the list then
 kumatsu: the only part of this game is my friend streaming the very end and getting a Bad Ending
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For ocean
 Vinewood_OG: We aimed for space. We hit the ocean.
 saucemaster5000: the whale smacks its lips?
 e_bloc: you may proceed
 neisan2112: The infection is the one that'll probably get to me
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: Now taking bets, will this game 1. depict suicide, and 2. do it with grace?
 lochnessseammonster: we actually getting scared on the horror show  
 itsaysTRUENO: ohh she got that backup power
 loufghyslaufey: @Juliamon Solid burn, humour.
 saucemaster5000: wait do whales have lips?
 BrowneePointz: oh yea speaking of space we get a SOMA spiritual sequel next year!
Ferisar: hey ben wtf
 Vandristine: I did see this has twitch integration but assuming we aren't doing that
macintose: Release the kraken
 saucemaster5000: LMAO
 Diabore: so is this like until dawn?
 PMAvers: "Warning: Windows 11 Update in Progress"
MilkInBags: I was released!!!!!!!!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, another SCP
 Mr_Horrible: we're already integrated
 itsaysTRUENO: ahahaha
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 itsr67: valid
 frank_the_great: @hypergirlie_hyperpop Gonna take the brave guess and say it wont
 kumatsu: I'd bet it's "chat votes for the choice"
 quasi79fu: I cant wait for your reactions
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PMAvers 
itira: Eww
 quasi79fu: Hai chat
 I_Am_Clockwork: oh its an fmv?
 I_Am_Clockwork: neat
 Mr_Horrible: "Chat kills us"
  Juliamon: We're not gonna play the game for you chumps
 BrowneePointz: OH this one!
 MegaDosX: Temporal displacement field? We time looping?
 Omthebox: Oh this game
 HorusFive: Amaturs- Ben and Adam can yap without pausing
 quasi79fu: YE this is a Fmv
 questionablchoices: lol i forgot it was tuesday totally been watching the Lets Nope play through for RE2 all day
 frank_the_great: Graphics seem nice
 quasi79fu: ITs a reallly great game
 BrowneePointz: I remember seeing the trailer for this
 MacbethSeemsSus: Uh oh they're British
 Diabore: is this actually a game?
 DaFhaye: Is this a dead space?
 lochnessseammonster: i like watching adam scorch the earth
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah yes, it really is an SCP
 quasi79fu: I wont spoil ...Im super excited to see the choices that are made
 e_bloc: oh I think I caught a part of this on a stream
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They either wiped him or transported a person into this body
  Juliamon: oh sick quasi likes this, it's gonna be a good one
 loufghyslaufey: Refusal of the call!
 e_bloc: shoot meeeee
 lochnessseammonster: 
 BusTed: 
 underhill33: 
 e_bloc: 
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !game
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 raulghoulia: we bandersnatchin?
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 Seth_Erickson: 
 GamerCat88: Fearne
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: i completely missed what this game was called.  I'm smart
macintose: Ahh the illusion of choice
 definenull: the gom jabbar
 HorusFive: Surgery- famously easy to do under duress
 Diabore: punishment box
 MacbethSeemsSus: Knowing what the surgery is would help
 itsaysTRUENO: pain
 MAPBoardgames: "If you refuse, you die. She dies. Everybody dies!"
 Kentosaurus: the gom jabar!
goombalax: painbox
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: Performances and production value are better than I expect for an FMV game so far.
 KeytarCat: Just autoclave your hands
 ExtraWubs: 
 loufghyslaufey: Do it! Illusion of shootingy dang it, I thought the Slade guy was actually gonna shoot.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That would be so much more efficient than current scrubbing procedures
 Morrigan9: i thought the jom gabar was the needle?
 Lockraemono: are yall watching a movie
 frank_the_great: I'd kill for one of those
 DaFhaye: That's just the thing for when you get your nails done
 RealGamerCow: yeah that's a dustbin from those brooms with a dustbin attached
skintbint: good ol northerers in this game eh
 SnackPak_: whoops
 neisan2112: Naw iths the DB Button from a couple years ago
 LithelyUnshod: @Morrigan9 it is
 I_Am_Clockwork: did he just contamanite his hands again?
 GasCityGaming: gotta resantizie his hands now
 I_Am_Clockwork: also no face masks
 Kipstar: Gom Jabbar is the name of the doctor
 itsaysTRUENO: I wanna know what this set was like to work on
Ferisar: you're just a movie
 BusTed: time for some Trauma Center minigame
 e_bloc: Adam times himself out IRL
 MacbethSeemsSus: That's a bone saw
 HorusFive: @I_Am_Clockwork Assuming they were ever clean- yes
 itsr67: bro
TomatoKigu: Bone saw.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also she wouldn't have just handed those gloves, it immediately made him not sterile
 NorthstarTex: that is a bone saw...0 cost artifact
 Scy_Anide: Oh, I've seen this game. It was a lot of fun, and there were parts I absolutely did not watch.
 Vandristine: idk why but it feels like there has been a massive increase in fmv stuff the past few years
 Nigouki: wait a minute, this is just a regular day at the NHS
 Diabore: bone saw is ready
 Lockraemono: oh no is this bloody
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Thefluffiestguineapig so did the guy running into him 
 I_Am_Clockwork: the bone saw that she is touching with her filthy hands
 Vandristine: maybe I'm just noticing it more
Ferisar: I KNOW
 GamerCat88: also why isnt she wearing gloves... just touching the saw
 Lockraemono: what
 SnackPak_: eww
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Vandristine I think there has been, FMV is coming back into vogue
 SymphonySolstice: that's not normal
 lochnessseammonster: yucky
 Diabore: i feel like if we get shot she dies
 loufghyslaufey: Wait. What if he literally doesn't know what he's doing?
 BusTed: unsettling
 saucemaster5000: it's the kool aid man in there
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also why are they doing an open abdomen surgery in a non-sterile procedure area
 Diabore: so uh, maybe be less trigger happy
 Scy_Anide: My hands are always steady with a gun to my head.
 Kipstar: how would shooting him make it faster?
 Rootpotato: whats in the box
 Lockraemono: I look away
 SymphonySolstice: nooope
 itsaysTRUENO: hostile work environment
 Mr_Horrible: well THAT'S not gonna steady his hands, Slade
 SnackPak_: can someone holler when the gore is done?
 itsr67: bro
 GamerCat88: is this what happens when you dont say you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express...
  Juliamon: nope nope
 Tangsm: Not at all realistic
 BusTed: just a little dab
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: I'm with Adam on this one
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I don't mind gruesome body horror in video games, but seeing is so much more realistically isn't my thing.  I might have to dip out soon
 HorusFive: Is he?  A doctor?  They're saying he is, but they're not real trustworthy about anything else here
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A real doctor would have demanded actual sterile gloves
 Kentosaurus: adam just use your glasses to block it out
 Mr_Horrible: "and the verdict is... cake!"
 definenull: yeah I'm very close to tapping out
 Thefluffiestguineapig: wrong retractors
 WiJohn: Empenada!
DrasonSpike: big 90s scyfy energy
 MacbethSeemsSus: This is very IT like
 e_bloc: oh they made it into a smile
 loufghyslaufey: Audio only
 itsr67: thanks shia
ButButTheJesus: JUST CUT EVERYTHING
 Lockraemono: @loufghyslaufey same
 Omthebox: Now that empanada was cooked in some real bad oil
 JosephDeath: The new Trauma Center Game got weird
itira: Cool that I have a stomach flu during this game 
 saucemaster5000: still thinking about bolognese
 e_bloc: oh its a hentai
 patrick_stonecrusher: "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal...  "
  Juliamon: I've got a window covering the video lol
itira: I'll be looking away a looooot
 saucemaster5000: @itira 
 neisan2112: Was expecting it to go Alien on us
 raulghoulia: hes starting to believe
 MAPBoardgames: I knew those truck-stop egg salad sandwiches were a bad idea
 loufghyslaufey: The ooze is self-aware? It kinda sounds like one
 Kentosaurus: how does fearne know so much about it
 definenull: teeth?
 Eille_k: i love these practical effects
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's got teefs
 e_bloc: why
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also the retractors they showed them initially using were much smaller than the ones in the prop abdomen
 e_bloc: why would you do that
 itsr67: LOL
Ferisar: lmao
 Lockraemono: what's happening
 HorusFive: Wait- NOW we're activating the alarm  ?
 SymphonySolstice: yuckkk
 MAPBoardgames: She'll be fiine
 e_bloc: lol   @ gunshot
 loufghyslaufey: Yikes. Did the patient just wake up?
itira: Looool
 saucemaster5000: she's not in dead reset 2
 quasi79fu: and we are just beginning
 definenull: 
 definenull: that trip
 ghyllnox: 
 johnnylongtorso: hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal
TomatoKigu: 'tis but a scratch
 Micalovits: o7
 BusTed: 
Ferisar: incredible
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
ItsThugDimmadome: Is that John Goodman?
 e_bloc: that was hilarious
 Diabore: so uh, is there a back up?
 neisan2112:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 BusTed: li'l guy's got quite the appetite
 HadesLeprechaun: yeah just...don't do anything, guy with the gun
 GasCityGaming: gun guy really lost his nerve eh?
 shendaras: 
 NorthstarTex: o7
 e_bloc: this is so unintentionally funny
 MrSarkhan: did he only have 1 bullet just shot it 
 lochnessseammonster: ok now the silliness is helping  
ButButTheJesus: OH GOD, IS SHE OKAY
 Omthebox: Oh good. My pasta... is ready... to eat
 itsaysTRUENO: AHAHA its a puppet
 Mr_Horrible: look we're all a little peckish during the holiday season
Mashamino: glad you guys have some wine to go with this cheese 
  Juliamon: well... good on them for using physical propwork
 DaFhaye: Yo gun guy?
 Tangsm: Just continue to stand there. Great choice
 itsr67: killtacular
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is so clearly a modified fake tarantula
 NoOne_OfConsequence: is this the first FMV game to use actual sets?
 HorusFive: Well that progressed quickly
 e_bloc: oh
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm getting the sense their horror movie wasn't greenlit so they pivoted
 DaFhaye: Why are they doing nothing all of the sudden?
 HadesLeprechaun: NOW he starts shooting
 gualdhar: Yo, y'all are great, but i think im sitting this one out.
 Phailhammer: I thought Watch+Play wasn't for another couple of weeks. 
itira: Huh
 e_bloc: yo udon't have to be the fastest, just not the slowest
 schordash: interesting time to tune in 😟
 Mr_Horrible: oh, he probably woulda missed our head with aim like that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RELOAD MORON
 I_Am_Clockwork: betrayed by the desert eagle
 kumatsu: I love that you can see the strings they're using to puppet it
 saucemaster5000: this went well
 loufghyslaufey: @Diabore Fraid not. Only one surgeon per extraction. (Shrugs)
 HorusFive: "This plastic sheet will protect me"
 Kentosaurus: bonesaw is ready
 southpawx7n: Ok. I'm late to the stream. What in the world are they watching?
 BusTed: it's ok, just relax and it'll calm down
 e_bloc: I think he taps out at 5 victims
Ferisar: bonesaw is ready
 DaFhaye: I love that they can't just step on the creature
 Mr_Horrible: oh we have a weapon, game's not scary anymore 
IsSecretlyPaul: im here to watch ferisar's favorite game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why did they have that kind of bone saw for an abdominal foreign body?
 Diabore: id be shocked if it didnt
 raulghoulia: as cheesy as this is it still rules
 kumatsu: GAME OVER
 Micalovits: "Game Over"
 itsaysTRUENO: prologue maybe
 saucemaster5000: welp
 quasi79fu: and game over
Ferisar: @IsSecretlyPaul go play ranked
Mashamino: @southpawx7n they just started
 I_Am_Clockwork: time loop! Time loop!
 Mr_Horrible: oh cute
 frank_the_great: Good game, short game
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: OHHHHHHHH
 HorusFive: @Thefluffiestguineapig They didn't seem prepared in much of any way
 SnackPak_: ooohhhhh
 MacbethSeemsSus: ohhh we're time looping boys
IsSecretlyPaul: @Ferisar building a model
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Even if they were anticipating you needing to cut into the sternum that would make no sense at the saw of choice
 MAPBoardgames: Help wanted: need another protag
 NorthstarTex: we have entered another time loop
 schordash: 
 Lockraemono: oh no
 loufghyslaufey: Uhuh. So it sounds like everyone else was dead back there
 SymphonySolstice: oh boy
 lochnessseammonster: happy birthday 
 Scy_Anide: Ok chat, the game reset. When he does the surgery make sure you make the same comments.
 quasi79fu: This is why i love watching this gme
 Micalovits: Oh, different options!
 Mr_Horrible: okay, so we've established awareness of the loop
 itsaysTRUENO: seems like he remembers, they dont
 kumatsu: 
Blakemcm: ohhhh this is a Loki
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HorusFive As part of my vet tech program we have a literal instrument exam. This selection is instruments is literally hell
 Mai_Andra: Yep, it's Dragon's Lair.  You die horribly over and over until you pick the right choices.
 ExtraWubs: 
 I_Am_Clockwork: oh, fuck... uh um uh
Ferisar: hi ben
 e_bloc: just take the gun and fire indiscriminately into the belly
 Lockraemono: I can't do the sub notification again
 SpleenLord: Monkey balls
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Mr_Horrible: I don't remember what my *last* message was, dawg
 Kentosaurus: gom jabar
 TheWriterAleph: and then do it again, but twice as fast?
 I_Am_Clockwork: Gom Jabar!
 NorthstarTex: dune reference
 RealGamerCow:   
 definenull: the gom jabbar!
 saucemaster5000: uh.... something something ferisar stinks
 raulghoulia: hes starting to believe
 e_bloc: bonesaw is ready
 itsaysTRUENO: time out the leftover ceasar salad chatter again
 DaFhaye: In perfect order
 e_bloc: 
 frank_the_great: I'd kill for something like that
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 e_bloc: how many bottles of wine we got
Ferisar: gom jabbar hardly know ar
 Lockraemono: hi adam
 DaFhaye: Does that mean people get re shot?
 SnackPak_: whoops
 BusTed: time for some Trauma Center minigame
 RealGamerCow: that's definitely a dustbin from one of those brooms with a dustbin
 HorusFive: @Thefluffiestguineapig I took one semester of A&P, and even I'm laughing at how cheep the whole setup is
 MacbethSeemsSus: That's a bone saw
TomatoKigu: Bone saw.
 loufghyslaufey: Heh, now i see.
 ExtraWubs: this groundhogs day moment
 kingandcommoner: gingerbread man it
 Lockraemono: run run run
 Mai_Andra: cheese it!
 e_bloc: "needed for mission into space:  5 of the least coordinated and indecisive people in the world"
 saucemaster5000: if we make exactly the same choices surely it'll go better
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HorusFive This set up is the level that killed 1/3 of surgery patients in the 1800's
 itsaysTRUENO: what if the dead space eye exam machine but its the whole game
 johnnylongtorso: @e_bloc send resumes to the Weyland Yutani Corporation
 loufghyslaufey: On the 3rd one, he catches the dropped tray, maybe?
macintose: How many takes do you think this game took to film?
 e_bloc: keep that gun out though
 BusTed: @itsaysTRUENO 
 e_bloc: dual wield scapal and gun
 Kentosaurus: @loufghyslaufey watch that first step. it's a doooozy!
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: @macintose at least six
 Lockraemono: closed
 frank_the_great: @macintose I hear they did it in a day /jk
 loufghyslaufey: Huh. She didn't have a mask on the 3rd one
 definenull: yep I'm very close to tapping out
 DaFhaye: So is the good ending just stabbing it?
MilkInBags: suddenly, it's a loot box
 NorthstarTex: ewww, why is that in my empanada?
 TheWriterAleph: it's a rock lobster!
ButButTheJesus: JUST CUT EVERYTHING
 itsaysTRUENO: maam you have truffles
 xantos69: The man is lost.  Burn it all.
 MAPBoardgames: I knew those truck-stop egg salad sandwiches were a bad idea
 frank_the_great: Licorice pizza
 Scy_Anide: How does she know that?
 BusTed: I am also with Slade on this one
 e_bloc: how many times is he gonna fall for that
MilkInBags: just relax 
 e_bloc: groundhog day but you're a complete moron
 itsaysTRUENO: benny hill music starts
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: 
 DaFhaye: Somehow he would still miss
 Mr_Horrible: the alien like "hey I recognize you"
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ButButTheJesus: OH GOD, IS SHE OKAY
 ghyllnox: 
 definenull: lol that tripo
 e_bloc: the clot thickens
 GamerCat88: im sure they are all fine
 SymphonySolstice: yuckkk
 itsr67: 
 RhoxPaperScissors: different people died in different ways this time
 neisan2112: Lol that trip
 Dog_of_Myth: Reminds me of the Diner scene from Spaceballs
 BusTed: hell no
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: I don't get why he'd swing at Cole there
PixelsAtDawnGaming: When Flesh Mops Attack
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Like why
 SnackPak_: later skater
 Boopity: An FMV game on LRR?? This is the best day of my life
 loufghyslaufey: @ButButTheJesus Not sure, conseling report inconclusive.
 Mr_Horrible: oh that's just petty
 azninsect: rude.
 definenull: ?!?
 quasi79fu: hahahaahahaha
 saucemaster5000: he's a real bad shot
 definenull: da fuk guy
 Seth_Erickson: that man should not have a gun
 SnackPak_: so rude
 BusTed: don't take cover or anything
 HorusFive: Man he really is a terrible shot
 e_bloc: that guy rules
Ferisar: bread reset...........
 NorthstarTex: and he didn't point blank shoot the monster?
IsSecretlyPaul: thats how I wouldve done it
 Scy_Anide: Oh no, your chocolate syrup!
 frank_the_great: My golden rule: Don't trust people who point guns at me
 GamerCat88: at least one shot hit
 itsaysTRUENO: exactly how we wrote it up in the textbook
 xantos69: Total party wipe?
 I_Am_Clockwork: hes such a bad shot, when he's getting his chest eaten by an alien...
Kaaosa: why didn't he shoot the weird baby
Ferisar: HUAHHHH
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh we're time looping boys
 SymphonySolstice: oh boy
Ferisar: hi ben
 Mr_Horrible: "And that was the 2nd time I died"
 Mai_Andra: "He chose... poorly."
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Well that went well
ButButTheJesus: hi ben
 saucemaster5000: the gom jabbar
 azninsect: "you are a bad shot"
 raulghoulia: hes starting to believe
 e_bloc: 
 definenull: progress?!?
 frank_the_great: hi adam
 Mai_Andra: I thought you didn't have time?
 itsaysTRUENO: whomstve is she
 e_bloc: maybe fucking do something about it then
 Kipstar: who has the bigger body count? Slade or the Creature?
skintbint: dis agting pweddy bad bwah
 GasCityGaming: he'd probably miss from there
 azninsect: he really loves pulling out that gun huh
 azninsect: "pull the trigger...like 6 or 7 times"
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 SymphonySolstice: eww
 azninsect: ew
MilkInBags: don't keep farts inside
 I_Am_Clockwork: who gave the kill happy  maniach a gun, anyway?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: he's very good at pulling out the gun, the trigger not so much
 HorusFive: Jumpy bean
 Boopity: Boba's gone too far
  Juliamon: Oh cool, we don't even need to cut her
 e_bloc: at least it wasn't cutting
ButButTheJesus: OH GOD, IS SHE OKAY
 neisan2112: Ah good the full chestburster
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The generosity!
 Kentosaurus: we didn't even get the gom jabar this time
 GamerCat88: gamers dont look up
 Diabore: do it again!
 Vinewood_OG: Mhmmm
 SymphonySolstice: again again
 itsr67: damn that shit was instant
ButButTheJesus: hi ben
 frank_the_great: At this point we should name the lil fella
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Hi Ben
LeokadiaBosko: Remember that iconic scene from the hit movie Alien? What if that was an entire game?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh we're time looping boys
 frank_the_great: hi adam
 itsaysTRUENO: they are trained in the Standing Still style of combat
 xantos69: Just tell the guy to shoot you.  That would end the loop.
 Mr_Horrible: how many more times before "I can get myself up, thanks"?
 e_bloc: this is actually the only scene in the game
 BusTed: yeah it made a hole
 ExtraWubs: trauma speedrun %
 AMuseOfFirebane: @xantos69 Thanks for the gift sub! 
 SymphonySolstice: this is nasty but the concept is cool
Kaaosa: make a hole
 loufghyslaufey: Nah, book it!
Kaaosa: who says make a hole in this day and age
 azninsect: oh he finally got one
 Diabore: WTF
 SnackPak_: now?
 definenull: ?!?
 itsaysTRUENO: Scanner'd
 BusTed: this guy
 Boopity: Bro
 Lockraemono: ope
 SymphonySolstice: bro
  Juliamon: oops
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My dude
 definenull: credits?
MilkInBags: i think this guy is not a good guy with a gun
 Mr_Bitterness: TITLE CARD
 MAPBoardgames: He finally landed one
 azninsect: thats just rude
 Mr_Horrible: hi ben
 slamaham: Groundhog Day!
 Diabore: deja vu
 e_bloc: credits
 saucemaster5000: hi ben
 Ferisar: hi adam
 HorusFive: Roll cretids
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Was that just the intro?
  Juliamon: ok yeah this game is sick
ButButTheJesus: hi ben ͏
 frank_the_great: hi adam
IsSecretlyPaul: thats french for the vu
 Omthebox: I have been in this place before
 lochnessseammonster: 
 itsaysTRUENO: "That's Chappie."
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh we're time looping boys
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Hi ben
 RealGamerCow: This is done well
 Mr_Horrible: I like that, couple quick loops to establish the premise
 TheMerricat: So according to the wiki, the game _will_ skip over stuff you've already seen once you enter the main game.
Kaaosa: this is the same as dark cloud 2
Kaaosa: @IsSecretlyPaul that is not true
 quasi79fu: Hai juliamon i really hope you enjoy this...Its a amazing game
 SnackPak_:   
 RealGamerCow:   
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Vinewood_OG: We know.
 e_bloc: are we just realizing this
 HorusFive: 
 NorthstarTex: dune reference?
 azninsect: derdy hamds
 I_Am_Clockwork: remember, he who hoo hoo's last, hee hee's strongest
 lochnessseammonster: 
 loufghyslaufey: Do it!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @quasi79fu I saw you recommend this game earlier and so far you seem right
 Mr_Horrible: that's not true
 Boopity: We are
magresta: not me im smart and cool
 loufghyslaufey: Shoo
 e_bloc: damn man that hurts
 Mr_Horrible: you've told me otherwise, Adam
 Vinewood_OG: You fell for that?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: BRO stop fucking smiling
 Diabore: shoot his ass
 e_bloc: I thought I was stinky but intelligent
 quasi79fu: i ..i sorry if im wrong and some of you dont like it
 Boopity: RETURN THE PETTINESS
 SnackPak_: blat blat
 azninsect: oh
 definenull: oh.
 Boopity: Oops
 Lockraemono: aw lord
 e_bloc: lol.
 HorusFive: Future safety
 SymphonySolstice: oop
 Mr_Horrible: great for surgery
 Diabore: well cant operate now
 azninsect: "well now i cant do the surgery huh"
 Scy_Anide: Good thing you didn't need your hand
 e_bloc: 
 Micalovits: Good ol fingerprint
Kaaosa: i was a genius until tonight and it's unkind of you to draw attention to it
 Boopity: What
  Juliamon: ah, the ol' keyed-to-my-biosignature
 itsaysTRUENO: metal gear ass gun
Kaaosa: mom can you come pick me up my hand asplode
 frank_the_great: And that's why stealing is wrong
 itsr67: Jesus
 azninsect: slades just rude huh
MilkInBags: yeah that guy is 100% a psycho
 Diabore: so grabbing gun doesnt work
 neisan2112: Wow
 MAPBoardgames: You could've still clubbed him with it
 HorusFive: need him to WHAT? he has no fingers
 e_bloc: how does your gun explode and you can still use it
ButButTheJesus: bi hen
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh we're time looping boys
 frank_the_great: hi adam
 NazTMann: Hi Ben
 raulghoulia: hes starting to believe
 itsaysTRUENO: hi im a protagonist, sorry to bother you
Kaaosa: slade: "it's true, i was thinkin about shooting this guy"
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Dune reference?
 Rootpotato: do it
 SnackPak_: good bit
 Rootpotato: YES
 e_bloc: 
itira: Hi ben
 frank_the_great: My timeloop code is pineapple btw
Mashamino: true, true
 BusTed: he's also a kill-happy psychopath
 azninsect: "well ma'am...he...is not a good shot"
 definenull: gom jabbar
 Diabore: just start the loop again, fresh go
 Mr_Horrible: bom bubar
 saucemaster5000: gom jabbar
 NorthstarTex: dune
 SymphonySolstice: hehe hole
Kaaosa: "tell me what i should say to convince you on the next loop and then shoot me in my face"
Kaaosa: game over
 frank_the_great: I'd kill for one of those
 e_bloc: make a holes?
 NorthstarTex: its the most expensive machine in this hospital
 itsr67: This is a pretty fun fmv idea
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Those instruments are no longer sterile
 quasi79fu: i love Cole and the actor who plays him..He does so great
 Serivus: why doesn't he just stab the mass over and over with the scalpel?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This patient will die of horrific infections
 itsaysTRUENO: everyone has very nice hair for living in space, or whatever
MilkInBags: that's why time travel cannot exist, we'd never believe it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah, the "head of security" seems like an active hazard
 e_bloc: did it get veinier
 MAPBoardgames: Slade is kind of a fuck-up
 groulux: Yeah it's ACAB in space ben
 raulghoulia: slade is so bad at his job
 TheWriterAleph: it's jus a babeh
 SymphonySolstice: hm. your own fault then
 GamerCat88: Amanda (rip)
 e_bloc: her name is roger paulson
 Lockraemono: yuckyyyyyy
 definenull: ally!
 GamerCat88: Fearne def drives a subaru
 itsaysTRUENO: consider yourself clocked
 raulghoulia: spaceburu
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so profoundly SCP
MilkInBags: "I will answer in the 5th time loop"
 ContingentCat: 
 Diabore: slit throat
magresta: yay yuri spotted
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: 
 azninsect: "i like that option"
 HadesLeprechaun: it burst out of her much sooner in the previous run
 Rourke9: the non famous lesbians love Adam, after all
 e_bloc: b
 quasi79fu: gahd i  love the old woman
 HorusFive: He's going to come back.  Might as well
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The old lady is so good
 azninsect: Slade.
 Boopity: Slade
 Diabore: fucking asshole
 itsr67: Slade is insane
 SymphonySolstice: this dude
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Slade also just realized he's just as disposable
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: ffs slade
 Diabore: hi adam
 azninsect: He really is just insane
MilkInBags: slade is a psycho
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh we're time looping boys
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Hi Adam
 southpawx7n: Fucking Slade.
ButButTheJesus: OH GOD, IS HE OKAY
 e_bloc: I hope she brought some hot tea
 ContingentCat: @Rourke9 True we do
 definenull: lmao
ButButTheJesus: ben hi
 azninsect: ooooooh
 azninsect: OOOOOOOOOOOOh
 Boopity: Can you imagine how tiring explaining this would get by like... the 5th loop?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Everyone is like OH SHIT
 JosephDeath: Um... I walked away to pull dinner out of the oven.. Are we time looping?
 PhoenixShaman: Fun fact I have worked with the guy that plays the player charecter
 BusTed: @JosephDeath yep
 TheAwkes: This looks like it would have been fun to make.
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 raulghoulia: Slade will remember this
MilkInBags: he kept dying but was cool to work with
 Diabore: can we bottom out slade?
 PhoenixShaman: He is a fun guy to work with
 Kipstar: why is it higher with Slade than Magson?
 KeytarCat: Slade likes us more than Magsun does??
MilkInBags: 
 loufghyslaufey: Cool. No. Now I trust her less.
 itsr67: 
 Scy_Anide: Everyone here is so moist
 Boopity: Sorry girlypop
 e_bloc: shoot granny
 RealGamerCow: put it in a jar!
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Boopity 
 Diabore: i have a feeling this woman didnt take the oath
 azninsect: Wow, rude. Amanda is RIGHT there
 HorusFive: "Who's this WE lady?"
 MAPBoardgames: Shoot it 4 or 5 times, then try to save Amanda
Kaaosa: juicy
drewm1022: Slade's just like "draw gun*  *holster gun*  *draw gun, sneer*  *holster gun*
 quasi79fu: uh oh
 Boopity: @hypergirlie_hyperpop Oh my god 
 frank_the_great: what's wrong sweaty?
 PhoenixShaman: He is a good guy 
 RealGamerCow: also spaceships tend to be warm
 Diabore: we do it all again
 azninsect: "Then i go through this again"
 raulghoulia: is there a Weyland Yutani logo anywhere?
 BusTed: Is she referencing the movie Flatliners
mulligan2six: better band than a movie
 saucemaster5000: Keifer sutherland looks so cool in flatliners
 Jadaris: they keep editing away from the speaker for the last 2-3 words of the line and it's real offputting
 ghyllnox: If it feeds off bioelectrical signals, I wonder if the defib would supercharge it
Kaaosa: one of my biggest regrets is a key lime pie i let go bad before i finished it
 Diabore: so either roommate or sister
 frank_the_great: How's the Streetlight album coming?
 Scy_Anide: Props to this game understanding what defibrillators actually do.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox That's my inkling as well
 BusTed: @Kaaosa tragic
 RelwinEJ: streetlight is always a good show
 Driosenth: @frank_the_great SOON(TM)
 raulghoulia: what a cool job to sleep on a table while people work around you
 Ferisar: regretted eating that... pizza....
 SymphonySolstice: not petting the st bernard
 ContingentCat: I missed out seeing PUP right before the pandemic I thought I'd get another chance way sooner than I did
 I_Am_Clockwork: watching this while experiencing acid reflux is a real trip, let me tell you
 azninsect: "can i pet your doooooooog"
 BusTed: They would have been delighted
 lochnessseammonster: 
IsSecretlyPaul: and that dogs owner?
 e_bloc: suction please
 MAPBoardgames: Crank it to 11
 ContingentCat: I tend to think if the owner left them you just have to as sk the dog
Spirrie: just got here can i have a detailed summary of everything that has happened?
 saucemaster5000: that st. bernard's biggest regret is the nice bearded man didn't pet them
 Jadaris: @IsSecretlyPaul albert einstein
 kumatsu: he's a surgeon
 e_bloc: high as a kite
 definenull: o7
 frank_the_great: He's the surgeon and the main character
 HorusFive: It didn't work because AEDs aren't magic lightning buttons
 ghyllnox: o7
 I_Am_Clockwork: everyone's so sweaty
 Seth_Erickson: presumably despite him not knowing anything after waking up he's a Surgeon so he should have some information on it
 Mr_Horrible: wait I thought flatlining was bad? 
 Mr_Bitterness: I'm a doctor!
 raulghoulia: I would watch Doctor Dog
 Diabore: uh oh
 azninsect: oooh squid
drewm1022: Makes me think of my favorite scene fromt he Thing where they defribillate.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And even if the nurse has more experience people defer to the doctor
 itsaysTRUENO: its not gonna work cuz u said that dude
 johnnylongtorso: you take the high charge and I'll take the low charge and I'll cut out the creature before ye
 quasi79fu: i saw a blip
 Kentosaurus: who played "operation" as a kid
 azninsect: UH
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
 loufghyslaufey: Ewwww! Why?
 Omthebox: Huh
  thingo314: uh what
 HorusFive: morning
 Boopity: Uh oh
 Boopity: Haunted
 SymphonySolstice: um hi
Dr_fragenstien: she's a part of the time loop 
 neisan2112: Oh I thought it was just him woah
 itsaysTRUENO: muh research
 e_bloc: it was me cole, it was me all along!
Kaaosa: fry it
 Rootpotato: i mean he is a surgon
DrasonSpike: is there a 3rd option of do nothing?
 e_bloc: no the yellow wire first
 definenull: lmao that c ut was so anticlmactic
 Rootpotato: we arnt, but the character is
 Lockraemono: u got this
 itsr67: LMFAO
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Now cut the blue wire
 Mr_Horrible: "To me, my spacemen"
 e_bloc: I hope there's a reveal where the security guard also is going through the loops but playing it dumb
 Ferisar: weir i'm calling a special 1 assist
 itsr67: that's insane
 BusTed: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Why is the psychiatrist there at all?
 Omthebox: Yeah, she was going to survive that
 SymphonySolstice: bruhhh
 Kentosaurus: no room for her organs
 azninsect: that thing is a thanksgiving turkey
 HadesLeprechaun: that's SO BIG, what organs was it pushing aside?
 e_bloc: I have a feeling she might have died anyway
 iPoding: i feel that Fearne would try and save her friend who got bit in a zombie outbreak
MTigress: and now they mis-use the defib
 Driosenth: yeah, she ain't surviving that either way
 YFiddler: 
 Scy_Anide: Oh...
 Serpens77: @HadesLeprechaun Yes.
 Mr_Horrible: she was gregnant
MilkInBags: that's the ozempic parasite
 Boopity: Girl got hollowed out, she ain't surviving this in any timeline 
 GamerCat88: destuffing the turkey
MTigress: that's not how a defib works xD
 e_bloc: I mean your organs move around a like when you're pregnant
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You would have the nurse doing compressions
 I_Am_Clockwork: the shere size of that thing means it would probably have squished most of her vital organs
 Scy_Anide: I mean, the defibrillator is working as intended, i.e. not restarting her heart.
ButButTheJesus: ham baby
 saucemaster5000: put her in the space catapult
 e_bloc: and nothing of value was lost
JoeLowe2: 12 lbs.  That baby's a sniper's dream!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, the compressions are way too late here
 Diabore: the woman at best has no intestines, she aint coming back
 johnnylongtorso: ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
MTigress: defibs stop the heart
 HadesLeprechaun: there's now a turkey sized empty cavity in her torso, that's probably a problem
Kaaosa: if she didn't wanna die she shouldn't have gotten infested
 raulghoulia: theres a second one in there
 e_bloc: yes
  thingo314: she still has her torso open
 Diabore: defibs fix irregular heart beats
MTigress: the idea is to stop it so it can naturally reset
 MacbethSeemsSus: You can't stop the heart that long
 azninsect: defibs are meant to bring the heart back into regular rhythm by stopping the heart
 kingandcommoner: Defibs correct arythmias
 ghyllnox: They stop it bc it restarts on its own
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No they put it back into a correct rhythn
 Kentosaurus: they stop it so it restarts with correct rhythm
 Mr_Horrible: they stop it to reset the pulse, yeah
MTigress: so it can calm down
 saucemaster5000: mmmm defib newton
 frank_the_great: They help when the beat is messed up
ItsThugDimmadome: Not compressing hard enough either.
 itsr67: "restarts correct heartbeats"
Dr_fragenstien: kinda. A defibrulator stop the heart when it's going funky, so it can restart itself
 Lex_Snipe_49: there a time limit to when they can work
 PhorrestGaze: the reboot it, it pumps automatically but the rythem gets off
MTigress: sometimes with assistance from manual chest comrpession
 Boopity: Wait, defib is literally "have you tried resetting the computer"!? THis is how I learn?
ItsThugDimmadome: Gotta be breaking ribs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The compressions are what restarts it
Kaaosa: like when your friend is clapping on the wrong beats and you punch them in the back of the head
DrasonSpike: its a electrical science version of slapping it to make it work again
 Ferisar: what about bmanda
TheInnsanity: defibs are the IRL version of turning someone off and on again
 Diabore: defibs for a stopped heart is movie magic
 e_bloc: if youre doing chest compulsions they are already dead, you might as well try
Mashamino: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
 WiJohn: If you're heart's fine they're no good
PixelsAtDawnGaming: You need Motley Crue to Jump Start Her Heart
 e_bloc: you ain't gonna kill them anymore
Boon_33: defib stops an irregular heart beat, in hope that it resets properly.
macintose: It stops the heart. To restart you need to do chest compressions
 Omthebox: So sad, anyway
 Diabore: hit her again!
thematic_content_warning: No they fix the rhythm
 TheMerricat: The idea is the muscles in your heart can get out of sync and pull against each other. The Defib shocks them so that when they restart they are back in sync.
  Juliamon: It's like slapping someone who's panicking. It's awful but sometimes you don't have any other choice.
 azninsect: hit her again!
 definenull: ?!?
 Micalovits: Bya Adam
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, smack that gran!
duiker6: fairly good punch, do it again
 Boopity: ??
MTigress: a defibrillator works by literally turning it off and on again
 Diabore: "game"
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, seems cool
 GamerCat88: grabs second bottle
 kumatsu: who?
 azninsect: good game
 e_bloc: Adam can't handle elder abuse
 saucemaster5000: and he's never seen again
 ghyllnox: His line is hitting old psycho ladies
 HorusFive: Adam's line is punching an old lady
Kaaosa: more like fartisasr
 neisan2112: Yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The idea is that if the electrical network is freaking out you need to cause it to reset to a correct rythym
 SymphonySolstice: it's neat
TomatoKigu: FMV games are still games.
 7gorobei: @Scy_Anide fribulation is uncoordinated pulsing of heart muscle. defib send a charge to reset the nerve signals to un-fib
 ThorSokar: you're making choices
 GasCityGaming: that guy is such a shitty head of security, little thing kills everyone, lady punches another lady.
 frank_the_great: It's his birthday, he can do as he pleases
 saucemaster5000: that would be amazing
 Mr_Horrible: I could see it
macintose: Its interactive
MTigress: sometimes it doesn't turn back on again tho
 itsaysTRUENO: its interactive.... cmon people
DrasonSpike: Its more of a game than candyland
 Gaelan_Maestro: its a choose your own adventure
 e_bloc: I love fmvs
 SymphonySolstice: 
 loufghyslaufey: I mean, the eldest lady is practically the final boss here, right?
MilkInBags: is it lacroix
 Mr_Horrible: I guess I'll get a beer too, then
 BusTed: It's basically Dragon's Lair
 quasi79fu: Fmv games are still a game ...They are just visual novels like Dispatch is a game
 Omthebox: Happy New Years
MTigress: so how's your year been so far?
 GamerCat88: kinda a bottle
 raulghoulia: yea change this to a dice friends
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is just as much of a game as Until Dawn is
 frank_the_great: hi adam
 EvilBadman: One can has The Specimen
 Boopity: FMVs are an aboslute delight. Though I enjoy most of them ironically, as they're usually very B movie with low budget
MilkInBags: the house
 itsr67: t h e h o u s e
MilkInBags: got another one like that?
 e_bloc: happy birthday to Adam, and whatever that creature is
 ExtraWubs: The house always wins
PixelsAtDawnGaming: The house always wins
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: @quasi79fu hah joke's on you, I also don't think visual novels are games! They're CYA novels at best!
 Diabore: why close her up?
 saucemaster5000: milk what does vache merde mean
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's frech for the maison
PhuzNutz: Cheers boys!
 RelwinEJ: man who doesn't want a hangover cracking another bear
 itsr67: donde esta
ButButTheJesus: oui oui, hon hon
 neisan2112: This is making me want to replay Immortality.
 kumatsu: on my way to get Ben home
 quasi79fu: Oh i sorrry that im wrong
 frank_the_great: It stands for Dr. House, from the TV show House
 quasi79fu: i ...i can lurk..I sorrry
 Mr_Bitterness: Join the club, Adam
 Strebenherz: you don't look 40 no
 Omthebox: You look like Adam
 e_bloc: he's a surgeon, not a carpenter
 RelwinEJ: you look about five months older than me
 e_bloc: agree
 itsr67: sleepy time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah because they need to remove it from the prop so they can reuse it
 Ferisar: the dirty fourty
Boon_33: the staples need to account for swelling... (in a not dead patient)
 azninsect: 42 isnt old
 BusTed: 
MilkInBags: 40s is the taint of ages
 e_bloc: I feel the same way
JoeLowe2: Happy Birthday Adam.  I turned 63 two days ago!
 saucemaster5000: 42 is the new 16
 SymphonySolstice: lmaooo
 e_bloc: nailed it
 MacbethSeemsSus: You've hit the hitchhiker number
 Vinewood_OG: Fatality.
 Diabore: laughing into crying meme
trebuchetboy: Gun to my head I never call Adam being 43
 e_bloc: that is a really good take
trebuchetboy: *42
 frank_the_great: 31 and single here. Amen brother
JoeLowe2: It's the new 40
 itsr67: DONDE ESTA
MilkInBags: must be hard to type with arthrosis
macintose: 42 is not bad, 44 is when things change or so I hear
Boon_33: you'll find out if they kill you again.
 e_bloc: 41, I only feel old when I think about where my career is at this point in life
 Ferisar: turkey's a little dry
 Driosenth: he was functionally a haggis
 Omthebox: I think amanda was kinda screwed from the begining
 iDangero: 41 and I still have no idea what I want to be when I grow up
 Mai_Andra: Previous generations generally did, but they had a lot more available in their 20s.
 saucemaster5000: at 45 you get last crusade'd
 Scy_Anide: There are some massive tumors that have been pulled out of people though.
 Cptasparagus: in 1850 you'd be at the average life expectancy
 Mr_Horrible: Fearne, you gotta understand, we're working under distress, we're trying our best here
drewm1022: I'm 48.  I act like I'm 32.  Age is a number.
PhuzNutz: I only feel 38 the morning after shoveling a bunch of snow. But I think that's the desk job...
 Scy_Anide: But really those are the exceptions.
 RelwinEJ: Can I reload to a save state of 29 or so
 loufghyslaufey: I... don't think she believes him.
 kumatsu: time to buy the gamer mansion
 Diabore: 1 death vs 7 deaths
 e_bloc: yeah its a hard way to make an easy living
DrasonSpike: Ang already stole your bending, what is there left to take
Boon_33: roadquest 2 will go to mars.
 azninsect: Slade go away
duiker6: go away, slade
 azninsect: he shoots and misses everyone
 Vinewood_OG: OnlyGrippers
PixelsAtDawnGaming: I'm 44. Ain't nothing changed other than more body parts breaking
 azninsect: oh.
MilkInBags: just use ChatGPT to generate nice feet pictures and sell them on onlyfans
 SymphonySolstice: welp
 Mr_Horrible: when all you have is a hammer...
JoeLowe2: Make sure to sell those feet pictures in pairs, otherwise it's just creepy haahah
 Strebenherz: the video game character saying "you made the right call" after adam said "I should sell feet pics" was timing
 BusTed: I was just about to say that
 e_bloc: appropos of nothing, which site were you think about putting that on 
 raulghoulia: or shes a digimon protag
macintose: So like arr they in space?
 Micalovits: Underwater
 loufghyslaufey: Welp
 JosephDeath: Submarine
 Ferisar: a submarineship
 saucemaster5000: I think its a submarine
 kumatsu: orbiting underground moonbase
 Mr_Horrible: no we're in a streamer house
 Kentosaurus: you never know when you need to suddenly weld something
MilkInBags: this looks like downtown detroit
 ghizmou: submarine yeah
 GamerCat88: def underwater
Kaaosa: 70s basement for sure
 neisan2112: And has overalls
 EvilBadman: Camera pulls back and it's just a soundstage
Boon_33: underwater orbiting moonbase
 AugmentingPath: calling orbiting underground moonbase
 loufghyslaufey: Under? This? This isn't... space?
 itsaysTRUENO: my guess: this is an elaborate theme park ride
 MacbethSeemsSus: random shack
 e_bloc: it really reads spaceship to me
 Seth_Erickson: Antarctic labratory
 saucemaster5000: `this is backstage disneyland
 Strebenherz: subnautica
 Omthebox: Underwater, but in space. Space ocean
IsSecretlyPaul: if you went to the bathroom in a cave it would be an underground lavatory
 quasi79fu: im not tellling
 ExtraWubs: @MilkInBags cant have shit in detriot
 quasi79fu: I know where we are
 GamerCat88: it gives me deep blue sea vibes
 Seth_Erickson: thats my guess
 Mr_Horrible: Adam "Klaxon" Savidan
 Cptasparagus: the back of a chuck-e-cheese
MTigress: undermoon water space station?
 Strebenherz: jokes on you, you were playing subnautica after all
 BusTed: I've seen that case fan before
 e_bloc: I guess the ocean and space are pretty similiar
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The klaxon is very submarine coded
Boon_33: there has to be a medium if you're experiencing turbulance.
 neisan2112: If its the Antarctic, then this really is The Thing
ButButTheJesus: around a wormhole, that's why we keep resetting?
drewm1022: We're actually underwater on Europa orbiting Jupter.
ButButTheJesus: (just guessing)
 SnackPak_: can we make this a crapshot?
PhuzNutz: In a space whale jowls
 TheWriterAleph: good joke streamer
 BusTed: That's a barber chair
 Mr_Horrible: "It's a chair, Cole"
 Marvoleath: DeeDee, do not press that (flushing) button!
Kaaosa: your life's work sucks ass
 azninsect: the whu
 loufghyslaufey: Well, I'm all for the elder scientist being thesecret final boss
 Scy_Anide: She makes gamer chairs
 neisan2112: Time Machine?
 MacbethSeemsSus: You've made a chair your entire life?
 Mr_Horrible: oh so Granny DID believe us!
 Mr_Horrible: what a dork
 neisan2112: Oh it is
MilkInBags: it displaces your temporal lobe
Boon_33: she's gonna send you back?
 loufghyslaufey: Wut?
 Seth_Erickson: TTD we call it
 e_bloc: johnny 5 is alive
DrasonSpike: time to travel through time like in a kids show
 neisan2112: So we've already used it haven't we?
 RhoxPaperScissors: Tempura displacement machine??
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, so it displaces your mind into your earlier body is my guess
PhuzNutz: Sounds like a "FAWK your day" machine
 itsaysTRUENO: it gets you really high
 loufghyslaufey: A "Macguffin Matrix" then?
 ghyllnox: Oh he's in there huh
 raulghoulia: stop zoning out shes expositing
 HadesLeprechaun: the game gives you the choice to ask "what?" and it literally just replays the cutscene
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why can the alien control us?
Kaaosa: does nobody notice he's trying to mind control the chair
 Mr_Horrible: "me when I'm being infodumped to but sadly not into it"
Blakemcm: this meeting could have been an email and this email could have been an audio log
 7gorobei: is the specimen one of the crew?
 azninsect: ugh Slade
 Mr_Horrible: wait was that a different gun?
Boon_33: lol, she got you that time
 GasCityGaming: one of the ship one of the crew
 RealGamerCow: wait wait wait, she was working on a time machine and she was shocked this dude is in a time loop?
 e_bloc: ok I'm lost
duiker6: "clearly"
Kaaosa: clearly
 Boopity: Uh oh
 MacbethSeemsSus: What is the psychiatrist doing on this team?
 definenull: yay more technobabble
PhuzNutz: This is totally some Dr Who shit going on.
 korvys: Ok, I was away for a while, but this feels like some Doctor Who ass acting (affectionate)
 loufghyslaufey: Why is every mad scientist obsessed with becoming Kang?
 Boopity: Oop
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: 
 SnackPak_: whoops
duiker6: lmao
 SymphonySolstice: dumbass
 BusTed: 
 itsr67: 
 azninsect: and we oop
Boon_33: This is great
 HorusFive: 
 Mr_Horrible: Cole needs more upper body strength
 loufghyslaufey: Cut her off!
ButButTheJesus: OH GOD, IS HE OKAY
Boon_33: 
 Seth_Erickson: it is very campy which I quite like
 azninsect: uhhhh nooooooo
 Ferisar: this guy loves dissociative trauma
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: Weir is such a goober
Boon_33: the theory!
 azninsect: come on
 quasi79fu: i sorry if its not horror enough..
 I_Am_Clockwork: shut up your disosiative trauma, wier!
 neisan2112: So why did this woman not trust that we were in a time loop?
Mashamino: everything's dissociative trauma with this guy
 Mr_Horrible: Weir you think *everything* is dissociative trauma
 azninsect: ohhhhh
 SymphonySolstice: brooo
 Omthebox:  h
 itsr67: ohhhhhhh
duiker6: oh no, we checkpointed
Kaaosa: nice head, be a shame if something happened to it
 Boopity: Checkpoint!!
 Kentosaurus: ooh a loop save point
 itsr67: cool
 definenull: chonk point!
 Dog_of_Myth: Checkpoint!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh we're time looping boys
  thingo314: checkponk
 loufghyslaufey: Knew it!
Boon_33: 
 Mr_Horrible: yippee we're heroes!
 Cptasparagus: that was the worst animation
 Boopity: Ok, diagetic checkpoint is pretty sick
 itsaysTRUENO: a SyFy original game
 raulghoulia: see you should have tackled her
 QuixoticScrivener: at least we aren't 100% ground hog daying
Mashamino: the 3rd?
 BusTed: coop loved that shit
 loufghyslaufey: Destroy the scientist!
 RelwinEJ: sploosh
 azninsect: "Cooper loved that shit"
PhuzNutz: Don't slide of your chair, Cooper
 Mr_Horrible: "Coop dug that"
 ghyllnox: Pro tip: don't sit in the time chair
macintose: Coop will never forgo
drewm1022: Arr naurr
 TheWriterAleph: ah seen't it
Boon_33: video game dating advice: tackle them!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Also you already tried the shoot me thing
 10of9: this psychologist just learned about dissociative trauma 
 loufghyslaufey: Gross, no. I honestly don't know.
MilkInBags: hell yeah dude
RealLifeBFG: Hold up is that wish. Com Jonathan bailey
 raulghoulia: its all that Dark Cloud
 SymphonySolstice: good vibe
 itsaysTRUENO: the sparks are flying
 Ferisar: hpb
ButButTheJesus: aww adam 
 e_bloc: the good ending is just an ogy
 Boopity: Same, Adam
 definenull: well hep birth
 Omthebox: Understandable.
 Mr_Horrible: don't make me donate to you again, Adam 
 schordash: 
 shendaras: 
 Vinewood_OG: Hell yeah, brother.
MTigress: at the end of all this, the Doctor needs to come in an yell at everyone for fucking with time
 GamerCat88:   
 SnackPak_: gettem
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 loufghyslaufey: Stop. Please, stop Morgan, Cole. She is the control variable.
 Ferisar: cakes don't care about your feelings
 loufghyslaufey: Or...  the master?
 Omthebox: Birthdays in the taint are a nightmare
 e_bloc: besides, Ben got you 419 clowns and they're all chatting
 Mr_Horrible: I think something small and chill is still good, as long as they're not making a big deal about it
 SnackPak_: goals
 quasi79fu: uhhh
 saucemaster5000: let's kiss slade
 neisan2112: Yes
 azninsect: best end: everyone survives. cole kills slade
 MrPipboy3000: ey, your birthday isn't about you!
 e_bloc: get slade
 Mr_Horrible: "I don't wanna celebrate but I'm fine with hanging out"
itira: The power of friendship
IsSecretlyPaul: kinda fucked up you wanna kill slade
 loufghyslaufey: @Ferisar  The Cake Is A Lie 
 Boopity: Enemies to lovers let's go
 NoOne_OfConsequence: Save point!
 Mr_Horrible: cakes don't care about much, tbh
 Scy_Anide: "Your ability to loop time is linked to the chair that lets you loop time!"
 Mr_Horrible: "You've spent the last 2 weeks in that chair, dawg"
 loufghyslaufey: Nah, i hate Morgan more
 Kentosaurus: is he the creature from another timeline
 Mr_Horrible: ah, my blue period
RealLifeBFG: Give it a go
 BusTed: 
MilkInBags: but then you'd be br*t*sh
 Boopity: Lmaooo
 saucemaster5000: I wish I had a cockney accent
 raulghoulia: KKona brother
 Omthebox: lmao
RedArrogantKnight: it's never too late to affect a british accent
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oyy the foozies!
 lochnessseammonster: 
 ghyllnox: You could learn
 itsr67: downdea esta
 I_Am_Clockwork: "Footsies, Innit"
 GasCityGaming: say "ggs" in an accent
 lochnessseammonster: i do
Blakemcm: khay khoona buv
 PhorrestGaze: what kind of brittish?
 itsr67: LMFAOOOO
 Mr_Horrible: "Sometoimes bad jujer is just bad you-yer"
 MrSarkhan: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
 definenull: BEN
 Mr_Bitterness: LOL
 ghyllnox: 
skintbint: both of you do your best yorkshire accent please i need to hear it
 Omthebox: 
 SnackPak_: eww. no thanks
 underhill33: mixed bruv
drewm1022: Oi, the frog's are gone innit
ButButTheJesus: BEN YES
 Dog_of_Myth: Give Adam a Scottish accent
 saucemaster5000: Hear my dolphin impression
 EvilBadman: "'ey she single or what, bruv"
 Omthebox: Bayees Deek
 azninsect: omg ben yes
itira: Lolol
MTigress: Adam with a British accent would be either the funniest thing ever, or the most menacing thing ever depending on -which- accent
 RelwinEJ: Oi, lock in
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 itsaysTRUENO: ahahaha
 e_bloc: 420 and many happy resets
 quasi79fu: Ben is normal?
skintbint: thats australian hahaha
 Mr_Horrible: "Work foist, THEN bernahnah"
ButButTheJesus: LAWL
 10of9: Calling it now, our character is getting his own parasite from the time looping
 azninsect: oh its escaped
 ContingentCat: Ok but what about a northern British accent
 I_Am_Clockwork: yes yes, the tiger is loose
 slamaham: back down the chimney with that accent
 southpawx7n: IDK, Adam playing Beejlander with a British accent would be pretty funny.
 azninsect: we keep needing this thing alive but it wants us dead
 Mr_Horrible: "That thing knows my locker combo"
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TheInnsanity: on the other side, Commodore Hustle would be 10x funnier with british straight man adam
 e_bloc: someone blue everyone
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ElatedDarlingCucumberAsianGlow-0JQzssdQ0YBqGnVf
 Kentosaurus: bonesaw is ready
 BusTed: surely *this* time
 itsr67: gramma usin the force
 Mr_Horrible: never abandon rock
 RealGamerCow: "Footsies, innit"
 e_bloc: its ready though
 Mr_Horrible: and by rock I mean bone saw
 Mr_Horrible: "Wot's all dis den?"
 definenull: i can sorta see adam with RP accent though
 Boopity: Now I want an episode of cH where Adam is just inexplicably british, and it's never addressed
 BusTed: chewsday means it's let's nope innit
 e_bloc: innit
MilkInBags: you don't need a nationality for that
 azninsect: noooo
 patrick_stonecrusher: desu
Boon_33: friend down
 KeytarCat: nya
 drewm1022: We just saved that one.
 Mr_Horrible: he starts calling "the mixup", "the bamboozle"
 Omthebox: I imagine cooper didn't like that much
 loufghyslaufey: Morgan: "Yeah, you're mine now Cole!" "For all time!"
ButButTheJesus: OH GOD, IS sHE OKAY
 Micalovits: Damn, he bad with a gun
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duiker6: slade, why do you even have a gun
 GasCityGaming: last time his mag only had 7 rounds
 azninsect: slade is so bad
 itsr67: slade is 0/100 for anything other than cole
MilkInBags: slade sucks, final
Kaaosa: slade can't hit anything that's not your head
 Mr_Horrible: "Head of Security" btw
 e_bloc: dudes making stormtroopers look like snipers
Boon_33: good thing this vessel is bulletproof
 7gorobei: who leaves the door open?
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: You can just stop at "Slade sucks"
 quasi79fu: love the music of game
 TheWriterAleph: can still romance the parasite 
 GamerCat88:  
MTigress: look it's pretty hard to shoot a scurrying alient in the dark
 Mr_Horrible: maybe the time loop made Cole magnetic
JoeLowe2: Nice shot(s) Slade.  Time to hit the target range.
 Omthebox: "someone"
 loufghyslaufey: @Sapphic_Shenanigans I mean, its Morgan that sucks, tbh
 Mr_Horrible: get in that Jeffries Tube, Cole
 azninsect: 
 Rhynerd: Even then, he only manages to kill Cole in one shot when he's standing still
 couchboyj: Unless he wants to shoot us.  He's put in his 10000 hours on that.
 Kentosaurus: if only someone would clean the microwave
 SymphonySolstice: sims ass behaviour
Boon_33: James! where's James!
 BusTed: "Hey you, Protagonist Pete"
 e_bloc: some of us will die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to take
 Mr_Horrible: they're literally all conspicuously turning toward Cole
 NightValien28: they are doctors not electricians
Kaaosa: we've got this cole-sized vent
 Seth_Erickson: the turn and stare at Slade's, "That's a death sentence" line is really good 
 Mr_Horrible: perfect pause moment
 loufghyslaufey: Crap. And Cole is small enough... apparently?
 RhoxPaperScissors: if only someone could open this watermelon and gallon of milk
 Dog_of_Myth: @Mr_Horrible Saw that as well
PixelsAtDawnGaming: It's a death sentence? Send Slade in
thematic_content_warning: What you're doing is a Cockney accent. What if it was the classy English accent
duiker6: SQUEEZE
 Mr_Horrible: "Hey Adam we need someone to solve this video game puzzle"
 Mr_Bitterness: Tight space, send in the surgeon
 Mr_Horrible: 
Boon_33: steampunk coms
 azninsect: mawp
 Vinewood_OG: "I need three people for this very dangerous away mission. Spock, Bones, and... Ensign Ricky."
 SymphonySolstice: rip
 Omthebox: He cheesed his cake
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MTigress: wow, oldskool plantronics headset
 loufghyslaufey: Dammit. Yeah, Cole is just Morgan's "Lab Rat" now.
 7gorobei: call in remy
 saucemaster5000: uh oh someone's a messy baby
 BusTed: there are worse things to spill
 Mr_Horrible: I do wonder how much of this progression is "forced" vs how many times you can repeat a section based on your choices
 quasi79fu: checks to make sure he isnt wearinga red shirt
 Mr_Horrible: "Maybe these will make us feel warm"
 BusTed: how many is that now, 5?
 GasCityGaming: surprise, there's 5(?)
 EvilBadman: No, that's a black flag
 Seth_Erickson: Pirates of the Carribean 3 is good right
MilkInBags: so all of them, adam
 ExtraWubs: @saucemaster5000 uh oh, stinky!
 Mr_Horrible: the first 3 are fun
 Kentosaurus: the first one is good
 azninsect: thats,,,too many
 BrowneePointz: the 4th one is b ad, 5th one is *fine*
 Seth_Erickson: I remember three being good yeah
 BrowneePointz: first 3 are bangers
 Rhynerd: Yeah, if we die around the first death zone here can we try to save Cooper?
 MacbethSeemsSus: We don't talk about 4
 Getter404: There's 6, right?
ButButTheJesus: ♪ This is the tale! Of Captain Jack Sparrow! ♪
 Mr_Horrible: Geoffrey Rush and Johnny Depp playing off each other in 4 is fun, the rest of it is pants
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: First one best one
 Getter404: Like they tried 2 with just Depp then a reunion?
 saucemaster5000: 3 has the whirlpool fight
 ThorSokar: The music in the first 3 are fire
Mashamino: there's 3 primary ones, and then they kept going
 e_bloc: we should let Adam know there's a disney ride too
 HadesLeprechaun: 5th one is great minus one unfortunately horrible scene
 Mai_Andra: I liked the 4th one, but the 5th one was better.  The 3rd one was too much.
skintbint: also johnny depp is a horrid creature
 RelwinEJ: wait, Adam is a cheesecake birthday cake enjoyer?!?!??!
 MacbethSeemsSus: 5 still wasn't good, just better than 4
skintbint: who makes bad art
 saucemaster5000: haunted mansion is the best
 Mr_Horrible: I mean, Cole's been dead a bunch
 Kentosaurus: can we bring her back at a save point
 Mr_Horrible: so Ben's not wrong
 loufghyslaufey: Yeah, no shit ma'am
 BrowneePointz: Which version
 BusTed: no more hangin' with mister cooper
 BrowneePointz: they've remade it 3 times
 Scy_Anide: Nice of them to get you your own jumpsuit
 e_bloc: I'm used to Adam not knowing most of what as happened in the last 3 years\
 HadesLeprechaun: get in the Jeffries tubes Cole
 Mr_Horrible: hit the value button, Streamer
 Mr_Horrible: 2fer
 Getter404: Best ride, bad movie (both times)
 saucemaster5000: joke's on him I got one ahead of kram
Mashamino: everyone's Cole now 
 Seth_Erickson: everybody's cole but cole
 Seth_Erickson: true though
 korvys: If you want a series that gets bad over time, you should watch Hellraiser
 Mr_Horrible: can we get much higher?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Would you trust anyone in real life named Slade?
 BusTed: ya yo?
 loufghyslaufey: Gee, thanks Weir.
 saucemaster5000: Monkey Dead Reset Luffy
 Rootpotato: the last 2 arnt great
 BrowneePointz: Adam you'd enjoy the Live Action. It's your brand of goofy
 Mr_Horrible: this is actually Trafalgar Law's origin story
 neisan2112: "Can we get much hiigher?"
 quasi79fu: man the old lady is such a graet horrible person lol
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: One Piece stinks
 saucemaster5000: noooo
 Rootpotato: 3rd one is pretty good
 GamerCat88: im excited
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 loufghyslaufey: I mean, Slade... could be worse.
 ExtraWubs: Ill explode
 EvilBadman: Shoresy ass threat
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Seth_Erickson: prepare for your downvote 
 e_bloc: if she knows so much why isnt she doing this
 Mr_Horrible: and we all respond "Compliments are illegal here"
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
 azninsect: 
 Boopity: 
Boon_33: 
 BusTed: good friend
 Rourke9: verbatim
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Boopity: Good friend
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 ghyllnox: 
 SnackPak_: good friend
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehhe
ButButTheJesus: 
 ContingentCat: 
 itsaysTRUENO: i love these headsets. they look like they're $3 each
 Vinewood_OG: Yeah. I need a friend like that. 
 Mr_Horrible: saved by gamble
IsSecretlyPaul: ben if you did that shit I would roast you so hard
 Seth_Erickson: 👎
 Mr_Horrible: we're gonna do the Down Stonks emote
 neisan2112: Angry Pin reaction
 ExtraWubs: Ill put stinky in reactions
 azninsect: 🔋
 neisan2112: ping*
 BusTed: 🪫
 SymphonySolstice: hit em with the 👎 is great too
 azninsect: the thumbs down is so good
 lochnessseammonster: based
 Kentosaurus: thumbs down is hilarious
 Mr_Horrible: it's a representation of the "I sleep" and "real shit?" Shaq meme
 Vinewood_OG: Wow, look at the time.
 azninsect: based.
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Seth_Erickson: the thumbs down is what I do
 ThorSokar: Adam's 🪫 energy
 RelwinEJ: shame as a weapon
magresta: i give sarcastic thumbs up buy maybe thumbs down is the way to go
 quasi79fu: Would you willlingly go into this vent ?
 Mr_Horrible: a Loser sign or thumbs down are *way* more affecting to a driver than a middle finger, it's very funny
 BusTed: 
MilkInBags: 
 ExtraWubs: hit em with the thumbs up so they can get them with the sarcasm
 ThorSokar: hahaha
 itsaysTRUENO: now this is podracing
 Mr_Horrible: this is a tall fuckin' vent, dude
 RelwinEJ: them bubbles
 GamerCat88: the bubbles do that
 Seth_Erickson: not a chance in hell I'm going in this vent
Kaaosa: for adam's birthday i'm treating all his jokes as 🔋
 saucemaster5000: ya drank it in less than an hr
 SymphonySolstice: "this prosecco aint shit"
 loufghyslaufey: Heh, "K if
 Mr_Horrible: chugging prosecco on the 30th
DrasonSpike: man what a terrible light source
 MacbethSeemsSus: you did have half a bottle of wine
 Mr_Horrible: Canada
 definenull: truck kun
 loufghyslaufey: "Knifesaber"
 e_bloc: 20% what the shit
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Motion sensor needed
MilkInBags: why not a french bullet train
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This has to be the same stuff as last year
 Mr_Horrible: the greatest gift of all
 Jadaris: prosecco is like 11%
 Omthebox: The feet kicks when Adam was laughing was when I knew the booze was hitting him
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I remember this conversation or one very similar to it during the Cabin Inspector game that was amazing
  Pharmacistjudge: Adam is drunk chatty
 saucemaster5000: it's called Le Bullete Traineugh
 itsaysTRUENO: alexa what are The Alps
 Seth_Erickson: confirmed we are "Down here" so what are the chances it's underwater or underground
 Marvoleath: Baguette Train*
 Mr_Horrible: @Omthebox when the laughter officially transfers to giggling
MilkInBags: are you saying japan is bigger than france
PhuzNutz: France was the first with high-speed rails IIRC
 RelwinEJ: @Jadaris CAD conversion rate
 7gorobei: france has the TGV
magresta: they dont know about the train à grande vitesse
 kumatsu: I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT
 Rourke9: def have a crush on ferne
 Omthebox: @Mr_Horrible Happy toe taps
 Jadaris: @RelwinEJ 
 loufghyslaufey: Eh. Cole is more flexible than he realizes. With the time-slipping
 Mr_Horrible: lol
 patrick_stonecrusher: a "French Bullet Train " is when you <message deleted>
  Pharmacistjudge: #I was there as well
supriseshurikenn: Ever time you say Fern I think of the one anime
 kumatsu: it was gin
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: 3 sheets to the wind, wakes up fine the next morning
PhuzNutz: @RelwinEJ LULZ
 Mr_Horrible: no justice 
 e_bloc: I think I remember that pictu
 kumatsu: drunk Adam smoked me at Battlebond
 saucemaster5000: the hangover hits at 43
Boon_33: Cooper died after the checkpoint, at this point not killing yourself if condemning her to the afterlife.
 saucemaster5000: shhhhh
 Rourke9: god I miss when I didn’t get hung over
MilkInBags: :x
 kumatsu: no way
 quasi79fu: Makes a loud noise
MilkInBags: aSk FeRiSaR
 BrowneePointz: more importantly, how much it would cost
Mashamino: I'd say 2 streams
 Rourke9: I bet two streams maximum
 KeytarCat: hey, that's the same console!
 definenull: that cfut bit was so good
 Mr_Horrible: okay, time to duck out and hang with the fam. This is cool tho, I'll check the VOD for the remainder 
 MrSarkhan: it was so good!
 MacbethSeemsSus: It was really good
 ContingentCat: It was so great
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: I loved it so much
 kumatsu: good bit
  Pharmacistjudge: it was a mashi speech. you didn’t miss much
 azninsect: it was so good!
 HadesLeprechaun: I hope for a return!
 e_bloc: I was saying the chemistry is fantastic
 itsaysTRUENO: it had big Look Around You energy
 saucemaster5000: it was very good
Kaaosa: it was extremely weird (positive)
 kumatsu: @Pharmacistjudge may I never sit through one again
MilkInBags: what are we talking about
 Mai_Andra: It was such a good bit.
 Boopity: It's like LRR is really funny and good at what they do or something
 ShadyLantern: that bit made me wheeze laughing
trebuchetboy: It was very funny
 Vinewood_OG: I'm suing Denver Brawnco for gimmick infringement. 
 kumatsu: and then Bacon took off
 RealGamerCow: it was SO good. The super-heavy accents killed it
 ThorSokar: First couple times were improv bits
 RealGamerCow: in a good way
 itsaysTRUENO: Ben disappears into Bacon
 Mai_Andra: Apparently, Graham recorded a commentary track for it.  ("English 2" audio track on youtube)
 kumatsu: Bacon is a fine sometimes bit
 saucemaster5000: get his ass
 Omthebox: Bassed
MilkInBags: i got the reference
 BrowneePointz: Member of Seachats CanadianBacon
 BusTed: the 'sim matchup
 MacbethSeemsSus: Frank Rankin has been a great addition
 protojman: your reactions got me. great bit
 neisan2112: He's a father now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's so good
 PhorrestGaze: Will he die to his giant GF?
 saucemaster5000: going 0-50 against bacon is the discord pasttime
DrasonSpike: Bacon has such great word play
 BusTed: did he even have a script
 Lockraemono: pull deez
 ExtraWubs: @saucemaster5000 its hazing around seachats
 farley_f: Ben your line about your Grandma is great - she made your mom was classic
 Lockraemono: huehuehehue
 TheAwkes: Bacon's going to ask his giant robot wife to step on him and that'll be it.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's Wheeler with a prompt slightly edited
 MAPBoardgames: Throw zee switch!
 farley_f: also Adam you looked sooooo good in glasses
 azninsect: franklin ranklin is just wheeler with the thinnest illusion of a filter and we are here for it
 e_bloc: I wasn't sure if wheeler was drunk doing a great job of acting, or acting and doing a great job of being drunk
 itsaysTRUENO: CFUT was live improv at first, but the editing helps the pacing a lot
 BrowneePointz: Yea Adam looked KILLER in those Frames
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @azninsect It's Wheeler with a filter
 ThorSokar: "make eachother laugh, here's the general idea"
 Rourke9: that’s a good bit
trebuchetboy: Frank Ranklin killed me and you guys were hilarious
 TheWriterAleph: that makes it even funnier
 Lockraemono: good work
 loufghyslaufey: Wait. So no outtakes either?
 HadesLeprechaun: Graham said CFUT sketches are either fully scripted or fully improvised and then heavily edited
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig I meant Wheeler with the filter of a character plus a prompt
MilkInBags: the video is the outtake
 saucemaster5000: how many bangs?
 salamisuperstar: You got hit with the cable jizz
 loufghyslaufey: Cole ballin'
 e_bloc: corpsing is so good though
MilkInBags: unlike Graham
 Seth_Erickson: this guy's not great at staying quiet
 azninsect: oh.
 itsaysTRUENO: Kathleen's mid-west lady voice is good enough to give me flashbacks. a high compliment
niccus: speaking of corpsing
 Mai_Andra: corpse, eh?
 BusTed: did we zap ourselves
 quasi79fu: hmmm anyone notice something strange
 MAPBoardgames: It's hard to be menaced by a creature you could drop-kick
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Corpsing is a difficult skill to master I think
 BrowneePointz: Speaking of Horror stuff like this, I hope Markiplier's Iron Lung adaptation next month ends up good
 Vinewood_OG: A little is nice. Judicious.
MilkInBags: what's corpsing
 loufghyslaufey: Sheesh! And it didn't kill him!?
ItsThugDimmadome: I miss the corpsing in QWERPline
 e_bloc: Ryan Stiles corpsing with Colin on whose line is definitely the best level of corpsing
TomatoKigu: This game looks good…I'm not used to FMVs having decent budgets.  
 saucemaster5000: to busy living for corpsing am I right gamerz?
 Vinewood_OG: 
 BrowneePointz: Unfunniest cast member of his era
 RealGamerCow: As long as you don't go full Fallon.
 neisan2112: @BrowneePointz So excited for that, just got tickets this weekend.
 Vinewood_OG: @RealGamerCow Never go full Fallon.
 GasCityGaming: just noticed cooper's name is actually crossed out lol
 quasi79fu: thats not good right?
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: @MilkInBags from TV tropes: ""Corpsing" (also called "breaking") is actor-speak for having an unscripted fit of laughter onstage..."
 ghyllnox: Oh, is *he* a specimen?
 loufghyslaufey: Don't tell her, dammit, Cole!
 azninsect: im sad coz we lost cooper
 saucemaster5000: I bet magson eat burnt toast for breakfast
Boon_33: mmmnnnn steak
 ExtraWubs: *eyes roll*
 azninsect: sigh.
 itsaysTRUENO: The Organization! wow lore drop
 definenull: oh the "organisation"
 Seth_Erickson: I'm praying for an Obelisk
duiker6: is it organization xiii
 loufghyslaufey: Ugh, lady!
 I_Am_Clockwork: she's a big fat fibber, is what I think
 MacbethSeemsSus: The Organization? How original
Boon_33: YEP
 BusTed: it's cool, she turned to the corner and looked away
DrasonSpike: check point
 azninsect: wow, rude
 saucemaster5000: they're in the same room but in different camera angles
 e_bloc: maybe she absconded to the restroom
 loufghyslaufey: Lmao
 quasi79fu: hahahahahaa
 itsaysTRUENO: normal behavior
 Kentosaurus: oh she's big brain
 Seth_Erickson: damn go off queen
 definenull: oh a dormammu situation
Boon_33: I say we kill her
 GasCityGaming: she doesn't remember though?!
 loufghyslaufey: Oh, they caught her sounds like.
 e_bloc: damn thats cold
 Scy_Anide: Let her cook?
MilkInBags: but she wont remember, right?
 e_bloc: let her cook cole
 azninsect: "go to the light"
 itsaysTRUENO: Cole is mashing the A button so hard rn
 Boopity: They're each in a corner, hunched over
 loufghyslaufey: Yeah, he won't be able to handle it.
 MAPBoardgames: It's a big ass-escape room
MilkInBags: yes, horror movies are escape rooms
Boon_33: MAgson: we can't risk killing the parasite... Also magson: I'm electrifying random vents!
TomatoKigu: …Isn't that most horror games?  Giant escape rooms?
 Boopity: Fucked up
 GasCityGaming: those were SO good!
 Seth_Erickson: It is a lot of investment
 loufghyslaufey: But where is she?
 BusTed: streamline
MilkInBags: do it quicker :^)
 Mai_Andra: That was a banger.  And his weird dog.
 Micalovits: They where great though!
 stippledotter: WOW is drugs
 Nigouki: Adam this is just "I should text me ex" when you're drunk
 saucemaster5000: that was adam's "boy I SURE WISH I had an EDITOR" (looks at guy next to him)
 GasCityGaming: the fighting game docs you made were fire too
 ExtraWubs: @saucemaster5000 
 Micalovits: I find it interesting that its been a while since we died
 itsaysTRUENO: i saw Cole vent
 e_bloc: they talk to me, they understand, they comfort me
 I_Am_Clockwork: I, for one, liked Adam's Crocs'n'socks series
 GasCityGaming: I got a fast car.....
 loufghyslaufey: How'd she leave the room though?
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm sure she's not still pissed about her gf dying earlier
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She's going to kill him
 Omthebox: I rewatched that series last month
 Seth_Erickson: they restarted the system I believe which undid the lock down @loufghyslaufey
 azninsect: oh.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wow, didn't expect to call it THAT quickly
 BusTed: we saw this in the visionssss
Boon_33: Fearne sending you back for cooper?
 loufghyslaufey: @MacbethSeemsSus Same, very ulterior of her
 definenull: betrayal?
 loufghyslaufey: Airlock?
 loufghyslaufey: Escape pod?
 saucemaster5000: I still trust her
 azninsect: ahh
 MAPBoardgames: Why/how are you being attacked by bendy tubes?
 korvys: Huh, Ben did you take down the Naruto video you made years agao?
Boon_33: she was the only one to care about the patient
 RhoxPaperScissors: what made the tubes attack him?
MTigress: old plantronics headset
 DaFhaye: Why do I feel like in the end it's going to be that he's the one on the table
 GasCityGaming: old jabra one?
 saucemaster5000: not the naruto video!
 e_bloc: one of the creators definitely just found the headset in their garage
 ExtraWubs: wayback machine moment
Boon_33: @RhoxPaperScissors the rule of cool/ ferne
 Boopity: Flashback to 5 seconds ago "I trust her implicitly"
 loufghyslaufey: Kay. Still don't trust Fearne.
Boon_33: *fearne
 Lockraemono: lrr is long downfallen
 Ferisar: my bad
 saucemaster5000: it was milk
MilkInBags: WHAT NO
MilkInBags: NEVER
 definenull: o7
 Lockraemono: dammit milk...
 shendaras: 
 NorthstarTex: o7
itira: Milk!
 ghyllnox: o7
 Kentosaurus: o7
 MrSarkhan: o7
MilkInBags: I WAS NICE WITH YOU IN BARCELONA
 RelwinEJ: fukken gettem
 azninsect: geez milk
 quasi79fu: run milk
Boon_33: o7
 azninsect: o7
 lochnessseammonster: 
 NightValien28: good bye milk
ButButTheJesus: 
PhuzNutz: o7
 ExtraWubs: o7
 loufghyslaufey: She casts a really nasty "Zoltraak" in an alternate timeline.
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
 schordash: o7
 drewm1022: *lights torches*
 farley_f: i guess milk went bad with age
 ThorSokar: wooooooooow
MilkInBags: wtf
 BusTed: zut alors
MilkInBags: i have a quebec accent like your own family, adam
 lochnessseammonster: 
 saucemaster5000: milk is jacques cousteau
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah this is absolutely SCP
 loufghyslaufey: There was a BEN-HATING phase!?
 e_bloc: who had 1:55 as when Adam's NPC voice comes out
 quasi79fu: lore
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is like a D class containment floor
 loufghyslaufey: W
 Boopity: "Ew, who is this new guy. I don't like new"
 Ferisar: that makes it ethical
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Same way they get some D class
 loufghyslaufey: In the LRR community?
 Micalovits: Ahhh, sure they where "Criminals"
 azninsect: not knowing makes it ethical 
 Micalovits: I have heard that one before
 e_bloc: she ordered a filet o fish with 5 patties
 schordash: 
  Juliamon: ah, so people holding signs
 Lockraemono: that was on the radio yesterday yooooo
 e_bloc: yup and its great
 Ferisar: yooooooo
Boon_33: If we stan for Fearne now, why's the nametag still say Cole?
magresta: yooooooooo
 korvys: yoooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: In SCP universe all D class are Death row inmates who are offered a way to get complete clean slate by doing a certain kind of service
Kaaosa: i went through a ben-hating phase for exactly one wow dungeon
 Lockraemono: I always do D:
MilkInBags: hello ferisar
 Ferisar: nice try milk
 patrick_stonecrusher: there's a great Da Things remix of that song too
 e_bloc:    
magresta: wtf ben
 raulghoulia: now do it in a british accent
 loufghyslaufey: I don't. But fine, "Fearne"
 I_Am_Clockwork: I'm getting kinda big "STASIS" vibes from this game so far
 BusTed: aww
 Boopity: Booo
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Awww
 azninsect: hahaah disappointment
Kaaosa: cowards
 saucemaster5000: boooo
 Lockraemono: owned
 Seth_Erickson: different kind of roommates
 NorthstarTex: boooooo
 southpawx7n: Booo.
 Ferisar: "and my lover" "uh oh"
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Disappointed!
 azninsect: cowards.
 loufghyslaufey: If that is her real name...
 e_bloc: I uh hope they were not roommates
 itsaysTRUENO: I heard a Nord VPN ad on terrestrial radio the other day yoooooo
MilkInBags: what's the % on these
 Vinewood_OG: This is supposed to be a safe space, yo.    
 Lockraemono: nice adsz
 Lockraemono: soary
 Rourke9: I forgive you
Kaaosa: run the ads, cowards
 NorthstarTex: cool ads
Kaaosa: i love ads
 drewm1022: Time for an ad yooooooo
Kaaosa: i love to learn about product
 Ferisar: im being advertised too oh noooo
 loufghyslaufey: Heh, the double-blind
 Kentosaurus: @drewm1022 lol
 e_bloc: so Canadian of you
MilkInBags: an ad yooooooo
 ghyllnox: Nooo not yelling 
 azninsect: time to be advertised to
 saucemaster5000: they're gone -- milk what did you say about ben's early videos?
 farley_f: i can just see Paul standing there giving an intest dissapointed stare
 MacbethSeemsSus: wait a minute this isn't an add, it's information about LRR!
 itsaysTRUENO: I am engaging with the product materials
MilkInBags: @saucemaster5000 i didn't watch LRR for a very long time and I only watched adam so, no idea :3
 loufghyslaufey: Wait. Why would siblings end up in the same "testing ward" complex here?
 quasi79fu: is chat enjoying the game...
 Ferisar: oui
MilkInBags: yeah
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MilkInBags: ferisar you cant answer
Mashamino: it's cheesy but fun, sure
MilkInBags: it's your suggestion
 Ferisar: why not
 KeytarCat: ahh, I missed being subbed.  No more heinous ads for gambling and war
 Ferisar: i haven't even played it
 southpawx7n: Was there a Good Morning Moonbase today?
 Boopity: @MacbethSeemsSus That's just what ads were before capitalism completely ruined the concept!
  Juliamon: southpawx7n no
 BusTed: @southpawx7n there wa snot
MilkInBags: snot
 saucemaster5000: wa snot
 drewm1022: @quasi79fu Damn, that name is familiar, did you used to be a Hyper reg?
  Juliamon: you wa snot
 azninsect: wa snot
 Ferisar: ha ha wa snot
 Boopity: Wa snot
 saucemaster5000: washington snot
 southpawx7n: Thanks!
 quasi79fu: yes
 drewm1022: Haha cheers.
 quasi79fu: SHould i apologize?
 Boopity: Looking forward to the wa snot mechanic in the next Wario game
 drewm1022: No, clearly I was also. 
ButButTheJesus: you may think that's funny, but its snot
 definenull: jumpscare
 GasCityGaming: The Washington Snotionals
 Lockraemono: owned
Kaaosa: what an idiot
MilkInBags: conditioned
 BusTed: 
MilkInBags: pavlov's streamer
 saucemaster5000: hi smellies
 SnackPak_: haha Adam's good at his job
 azninsect: owned
 Omthebox: Say it with a British accent
TheInnsanity: you ratted him out to twitch chat on his BIRTHDAY, ben?
 Lockraemono: corn cob
 Ferisar: corncob when:
 itsaysTRUENO: <message deleted>corncob
 GasCityGaming: remember when Cam pinched a picture on a magic card to zoom it?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 raulghoulia: I'm not mad
 kumatsu: that what's up stinkies wasn't nearly british enough
 GamerCat88: he is free range
MilkInBags: owned bruv
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
magresta: dont put it in the paper that adam was owned on his birthday
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: I have turbo 
 ThorSokar: better than trying to pinch to make a magic card bigger, I guess
Kaaosa: what a fuckin dolt
 e_bloc: what are you gonna do?  own me?
MilkInBags: can't wait to have alzheimer and only remember drill tweets
 loufghyslaufey: Secret NOPE Radio podcast?
 korvys: International Phonetic Ale
 definenull: awoo?
 Lockraemono: dril
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: yup
duiker6: Indonesian Piss Acne
 itsaysTRUENO: <message deleted>ahwoooo after dark
 NorthstarTex: awoooooooo
 adept_nekomancer: Internet Protocol Ale
 Dog_of_Myth: Awoooo
MilkInBags: dril right, thanks ivy
 itsr67: loooooool
 kumatsu: @MilkInBags Milk wake up, it's time for your Elder Slop
 saucemaster5000: Indigenous Prett Alright... Beer
 MrSarkhan: I thought sigma was the new thing?
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: awwwwwwooooo
 Vinewood_OG: Wark wark, Big Dog!
PhuzNutz: aWoooo, hello firends
 Rourke9: arf arf
 azninsect: awoooooooooo
 groulux: Now do it with a brittish accent !
 saucemaster5000: oh shit they're back
ButButTheJesus: awoo
 Lockraemono: you're next
 azninsect: jake paul
 Rourke9: oh did he? nice
 azninsect: satisfying
 Lockraemono: I'm gonna kick ur ass
MilkInBags: who cares
 BrowneePointz: I hope so
 Rourke9: oh yeah that ruled
 definenull: oh thank god
 Getter404: With basic jabs
 ArdCollider: Jake Paul got his jaw busted in *two* places, so that's fun.
 MacbethSeemsSus: The Pauls are the same entity
 e_bloc: yeah I'd watch ben and adam as shock jocks
  Pharmacistjudge: www
TheInnsanity: he broke his mouth
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good ridance
magresta: hell yea brother
 ThorSokar: Jake Paul got his jaw broken in TWO places
 Vinewood_OG: It was priceless.
 NorthstarTex: big w
 7gorobei: jake paul jaw broken in 2 places
 Seth_Erickson: Jake got his jaw broken yes
 e_bloc: nah he'll come back for the money
 loufghyslaufey: 
MilkInBags: careful when you hate consume
 loufghyslaufey: What?
 southpawx7n: Wait. Jake Paul got his jaw broken? How?
 ContingentCat: There's some great pictures lol
 Boopity: "She started using AI"
 Seth_Erickson: he'll find something to grift with again I'm sure
 ArdCollider: the guy who beat Jake got into a hell of a car crash in Nigeria over the weekend, though, killed two guys on his team.
 itsaysTRUENO: <message deleted>@e_bloc people with concussions often make poor decisions
 Ferisar: why stop when you can be unethical
 Seth_Erickson: @southpawx7n he did a boxing match with an actual boxer who cooked him
 couchboyj: I'm sure he'll blaze new trails in being awful
 BrowneePointz: I love the lighting tbh
 loufghyslaufey: She does kinda look like Fern from "Frieren."
 Boopity: Gaslight gatekeep girlboss
 NightValien28: southpawx7n tried to fight someone above his weight and skill and that wasn't paid to lose to him
 Seth_Erickson: well a not old boxer I should say
 loufghyslaufey: But wh her?
 adept_nekomancer: @Seth_Erickson He proved that branding and skill are not the same thing.
 e_bloc: @itsaysTRUENO yeah and he was making them when his brain was still mostly intact
 ghyllnox: Well, she had your sister
 BusTed: I see here she was "chaotic good"
 loufghyslaufey: @Boopity Kay. Still don't trust the phrase.
 saucemaster5000: let's play blades in the dark
 southpawx7n: @Seth_Erickson Ooooh. Good.
 Lockraemono: let's play wow in the dark
 MAPBoardgames: 18 Cha? 17 Dex? can you introduce me?
 Ferisar: did someone say
 ArdCollider: roomba blades in the dark
 Ferisar: blades in the dark
Boon_33: stench: 10 dex: 10 ability to conceal massive tumor: 20
 ThorSokar: Blades in the Dark is a very fun system
 saucemaster5000: yes
 Ferisar: warwick stink lines activated
 azninsect: damn, shouldve kept running. not like slade could shoot you both 
 Lockraemono: say hi to david
 Ferisar: what if
 kumatsu: @Kaaosa Hi David 
 Ferisar: we are those things in the tummy
 kingandcommoner: 10/10 chances
 itsaysTRUENO: <message deleted>male pregnant emoji
 Boopity: Hundo P bruv
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm betting the parasite is Cole.
 Lockraemono: rude
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 Boopity: 
 SymphonySolstice: o7
MilkInBags: 
durketh: o7
 MrSarkhan: o7
 SnackPak_: that one was deserved
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
 itsr67: soldiers follow orders
Boon_33: o7
 southpawx7n: lmao
 GasCityGaming: I know Kaaosa is David when it comes to chat, but it's also my name and I look every dang time.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm wondering if we already are, as in we are the result of one of the successful experiments
 azninsect: o7
Boon_33: the risks we take for the chat
 saucemaster5000: if ben told you to jump off the golden gate
 Seth_Erickson: you reap the consequences of your actions
PhuzNutz: Was that the same creeper from Voxy's stream?
 BusTed: 
 Omthebox: o7
 loufghyslaufey: Ight imma head out. -Cole
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't thinko7
 Lockraemono: is this ur girlfriend
 Nigouki: so is that timelooping machine just whatever hell dimension from space marines? and or event horizon
 Ferisar: what if
 e_bloc: if ben thinks someone should be timed out, you know its serious
 Rourke9: but she’s so nice
 Ferisar: we're amanda
 Ferisar: think about it.....
 loufghyslaufey: Dammit, Cole. You are too in your head.
duiker6: hi slade
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: feels a little transphobic to be weirded out by "male pregnant emoji" idk 
 southpawx7n: Fucking Slade.
MTigress: grab that chain and kick their asses
 azninsect: hi slade.
 Lockraemono: he doesn't look happy
 kingandcommoner: Mr. Wilson
 e_bloc: I hope he takes a loop to learn the piano, like groundhog day
UtilityPunk:  Who dis?
 KeytarCat: She already has, she knows you've been inseminated
1 raiders from InconsiderateHat have joined!
 SnackPak_: he'll miss
 azninsect: you dont need an excuse slade we know
 Lockraemono: welcome
 Seth_Erickson: Slade pulls out the gun at every opportunity
 Boopity: Tea
 saucemaster5000: it's okay he'll miss
Boon_33: Slade, you say that about everyone you meet.
 MAPBoardgames: TBF, Slade spends every waking moment resisting the urge to shoot anybody
 rosesmcgee: My theory is we're the little alien and are actually manipulating the flow of time
 Marvoleath: Hey, at least Cooper still likes us
 e_bloc: this is just the plot of clue
 InconsiderateHat: Always wanted to raid. Finally remembered to.
 Seth_Erickson: hmm kind of like Cooper
 kumatsu: as your family also shit?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @rosesmcgee Oh yeah, my theory is we are somehow the alien
 SnackPak_: oof
 SymphonySolstice: ough
thematic_content_warning: Slade has a weird accent for an American
 definenull: red flag 
 Scy_Anide: 
 ghyllnox: That poor kid
MilkInBags: i mean, that's just a cop?
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Boopity: "Not the shooting you in the head. I just do that because I want to"
 GasCityGaming: shitty people have kids sadly
 saucemaster5000: I bet his daughter is not a good shot
 e_bloc: if we get out of here we gotta call child protective services
 rosesmcgee: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
 loufghyslaufey: Bug why can't they... just escape? At least long enough to never see each other again.
 Lockraemono: he hesitated
Boon_33: That kid is going to have so many missing presumed dead boysfriends.
 Getter404: I never fink
 e_bloc: I mean slade is an american right
 KeytarCat: Like the cop in Cube!
 HortonFearsACoup: Time to fink, init?
 Seth_Erickson: 0-2 milkshake bracket 👀
 Lockraemono: you're so permissive
Boon_33: @e_bloc naw, his gun has a safty
 loufghyslaufey: Think or "Phink?"
duiker6: why is slade even listening to us
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So the idea is that the threat over the rest of them is everything imploding
 SnackPak_: this guy is all over the place
MilkInBags: 
 azninsect: slade is really just...all over
 definenull: damn ben you're so talented
 loufghyslaufey: Kay, so? How do we beat the blackmailing scientist!?
 azninsect: yeah fearne!
 Boopity: Get piped!
 MAPBoardgames: Get piped!
 e_bloc: laying pipe
 Morrigan9: is this the same Ben from LLR?!?!
ButButTheJesus: POIP'D
 Scy_Anide: Ben is the one who hee hee hoo hoos
 SymphonySolstice: metal pipe dot wav
 itsr67: pick a fuckin side cole
 MacbethSeemsSus: Just reset
 e_bloc: dont hurt her, she's disarmed
 HortonFearsACoup: Pipe o'clock
 SnackPak_: comeon cole
 BusTed: pipe
 saucemaster5000: hey slade -- pipe down
 Lockraemono: prob hurts tho
 definenull: has literal plot armor
 azninsect: lets goooooo
 kingandcommoner: dying still sucks tho
 Ferisar: i like how slade doesn't hate you still lol
 SnackPak_: break his gun hand
 Nigouki: man, they really take the tension out of this horror stuff sometimes with how B-movie it is
 GasCityGaming: I wonder if that only happens if her trust is a certain level
 Ferisar: he's like "well, i guess it's neutral"
thematic_content_warning: Don't let your dreams be dreams ben go for it
 ghyllnox: This is like saving in the middle of a boss fight
 Rourke9: I think Ben is doing great
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's next form
duiker6: don't think cole needs to spell it out
 saucemaster5000: who is being mean to ben, I'll bite them
 MAPBoardgames: That was probably nothing
 azninsect: mor-gue
 loufghyslaufey: Woah. Its in there with them...
 quasi79fu: our baby boi
 kingandcommoner: Is this what Alien 3 would've been like if it was good?
 AugmentingPath: morQue
Boon_33: Mor'gue
 duskcheetah: m'orgue
 e_bloc: thats probably just the rescue team
 itsr67: i dont mind it at all
 ghyllnox: I appreciate that it's B-movie level
 azninsect: its been fine honestly
 Scy_Anide: Unin-tension-ally
 saucemaster5000: yeah this is fun
 itsr67: I'm a camp lover
 Rootpotato: its just a flesh wound
 Ferisar: dh mentioned
 definenull: speeding through the chapters
 Vandristine: I mean FMV's stuff is like always camp
 Ferisar: going metamode
 ghyllnox: It also reminds me of a board game, Nemesis
 raulghoulia: I would watch Camp Dog
 loufghyslaufey: We!?
 ThorSokar: AND THEN WE'LL BE THERE
 drewm1022: Smells like camp dog in here.
Boon_33: Slade repects us now that we tried to pipe him twice?
 MAPBoardgames: I wouldn't call it a 'B movie', but it is definitly an A-
 saucemaster5000: Call me a summer child in the wilderness cause I love camp
 Nigouki: acting is honestly decent but it's pretty clear they had not fight/stunt choreographer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Damn, the gas (I know it's not from Daymare but it's also an all timer for camp)
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 loufghyslaufey: They were about to "Kay" each other apart!
 RealGamerCow: I prefer my horror movies to be non-campy, like Army of Darkness
MilkInBags: 
 Rhynerd: @ghyllnox heck yeah! I got a copy of Lockdown from a friend and mabye sometime I'll get to play it
 lochnessseammonster: 
 definenull: KKona
 Rhynerd: oh, a needle pistol
 loufghyslaufey: You mean, "Bop-It!"?
 SymphonySolstice: what kind of doohickey
 Kentosaurus: should?
Boon_33: silly guns only
 itsr67: cod zombies ass raygun
 MacbethSeemsSus: I love that they monogrammed the suite for the guy they kidnapped
 Rhynerd: I guess
 MAPBoardgames: "Should" is a dirty word
 Nigouki: we going full Dr. Who with these props
 e_bloc: why dont you just give him some pepperspray
 saucemaster5000: that gun is too silly for "the 5th elemen"
 Ferisar: why does cole get an energy weapon and slade has a regular gun
 ghyllnox: This looks like a Fallout weapon
 SymphonySolstice: shinzo abe died from that
 Boopity: Honestly this game still feels much higher budget than the average FMV. Though I really like the jank usually, it's part of their charm
 RelwinEJ: trumpet gun unlocked!
 loufghyslaufey: Hello? Fingered ID?
 InconsiderateHat: I'm still Cole with a glock
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think Slade's acting would be better if he didn't smile whenever he pulled his gun
 itsr67: ????
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Ferisar I mean Cole misses all his shots so two wouldn't help
 Rhynerd: @Ferisar I'm guessing because the actual gun's lethal?
 Ferisar: i guess so.......................
 saucemaster5000: I'm still all in on cooper
 azninsect: slade: "ahh heck he got me dere"
 azninsect: i miss cooper
 AugmentingPath: Did Slade actually say anything she did wrong other than "try to save her sister"?
 Rourke9: she definitely seems the best
 Larkonus: And yet, you've killed me like 6 times dude, so she's got a ways to go to catch up.
 Boopity: Cooper revival arc, let's go
 Lockraemono: morgue looks so whimsical
 itsr67: I forget did the psychologist guy die or is he MIA?
 GasCityGaming: *teeth sucking emoji*
 southpawx7n: I'm honestly impressed by the production values of this (other than that Dr. Who gun).
 raulghoulia: just get the dragon balls
 drewm1022: Ok Bones.
 BusTed: dammit jim
 SnackPak_: wooow
Mashamino: she said the thing!
 MAPBoardgames: Our friend score is almost top with Cooper.
 e_bloc: not bad
ButButTheJesus: 10/10
 loufghyslaufey: Well, technically. Cole hasn't died in a while...
 MAPBoardgames: I'm sure Cooper won't betray us
 Vinewood_OG: Perfect
 Boopity: Inside my nose and makes it all fucked up
 KeytarCat: @AugmentingPath Nah, all we got was "she fought back and we got group punishment"
 Rourke9: what are veins if not the wires of the flesh
 Ferisar: lol
 Ferisar: her shoulder is fine i guess
UtilityPunk: Hey now, elevators are like organisms, if organisms had a spine made out of pulleys
thematic_content_warning: Dmnit Jim
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wow, Cole's save scumming
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Ferisar she was "just grazed," they said
 Ferisar: well unless you die after she dies then she gets another shot
 e_bloc: I mean you will if you also die
 Ferisar: @hypergirlie_hyperpop lucky.............
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Are neurologists electricians then?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, this guy is hybrid monster or some nonsense
Boon_33: Slade will kill her the moment you leave, wasn't that his plan a minute ago?
 AugmentingPath: @KeytarCat Yeah, that's what I thought... very strange that he's acting like there's more to it than that and that she's "untrustworthy" in a way Cole should care about
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Ferisar they also said that she was lucky.
 itsr67: loool
 quasi79fu: yum meat
 MAPBoardgames: Why are there flies? It's cold storage
 ghyllnox: Not-So-Cold Storage
 Vandristine: honestly I do like the idea off characters knowing the can save scum, just comes down to execution
 TheMerricat: god I had so many nightmares in College where I was certain that I had just forgotten to go to a class an entire semester and only just remembered it.
 itsr67: haha ha
 Rourke9: @itsr67 I think he’s still around somewhere, we haven’t seen him die I think
 itsr67: RAHHHH
Boon_33: lukewarm storage
 BusTed: tepid storage
 ExtraWubs: game ends when he dies with 0 explanation or reasoning, cut to credits
 southpawx7n: The syringer!
 rosesmcgee: Alright, Adam is cut off
 azninsect: its probably warm storage at this point
 KeytarCat: The conduit pipes had the same advice as the tendrils, "Relax and it will let go".  I think we're in a space whale or something, that we are the parasite parasite
 MAPBoardgames: Movie sign!
 rosesmcgee: You heard me, rummy
 MacbethSeemsSus: Fallout TV Series: Are we missing an energy gun?
 azninsect: well then
 BusTed: beeg
 azninsect: flammable
 ThorSokar: it's not cold enough, might only be 50f in there
 loufghyslaufey: Magson: "You're not a good person. You know that, right? "Good people," don't end up here." -nah, its just a GLaDOS line. My bad.
 saucemaster5000: When does paul come in with the next prosecco bottle?
Boon_33: Adam's banhammer is hover over us right now...
 I_Am_Clockwork: its calld "eating" ben
 quasi79fu: big boi
MilkInBags: no
 GasCityGaming: it's a megazord of bodies.
 Vinewood_OG: No!
 Boopity: Cut off (affectionate)
 saucemaster5000: not at all
 ghyllnox: Amanda was dead when it reanimated her
 southpawx7n: Clever girl.
Kaaosa: anyone else getting hungry watching this game
MilkInBags: ban em
 lochnessseammonster: 
 itira: You're good Adam
 kingandcommoner: Big Gorilla
 e_bloc: someone;s just taking the piss
 rosesmcgee: 
 Mai_Andra: hey, it's the alien gorilla suit
 Lockraemono: no gross
 Omthebox: Man in a suit looking ass
Kaaosa: oh yeah me neither
 Vinewood_OG: Babygirl Birthday continues
 azninsect: im eating right now
 rosesmcgee: Just desecrating human remains I guess
 Ferisar: i could go for a slice
 Ferisar: of that pizza
 saucemaster5000: I'm making some homemade tortellini who wants some
 GasCityGaming: I do have some cookies in the freezer if anyone would like.
 Lockraemono: I minimized the stream for a bit while I ate dinner
 ExtraWubs: me when Im eating dinner while watching
 MacbethSeemsSus: Legally distinct Deathclaw
 loufghyslaufey: Welp, it grew. Who would've guessed?
thematic_content_warning: It's your birthday, do what you want
 rosesmcgee: Mom?
 Lockraemono: goofy face
supriseshurikenn: what is it with aliens and getting huge
 BusTed: what a comical face
 azninsect: uh oh
 itsr67: thwack lmfao
 Omthebox: Footsies
 Lockraemono: lol what
 Micalovits: lol
 kingandcommoner: gently slap the pistol away
 definenull: ?
 BusTed: just punched out your guts
 itsaysTRUENO: instagib
 SymphonySolstice: shplort
 Nigouki: lmao
 azninsect: stronk
Boon_33: I guess we go left...
 Lockraemono: gl this time
 drewm1022: Merely a fleshwound.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why are there hand written pages hanging up like this is some kind of dark room?
 e_bloc: thats a shock attack alright
 loufghyslaufey: If only gun was flamethrower...
 Lockraemono: he took cover so aggressively
 itsr67: ewww
 Boopity: Blankie
 BusTed: it's all gooey
 azninsect: ew
 definenull: grodie
 HortonFearsACoup: Grody to the max!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: vomitvomitvomitvomit
 AugmentingPath: dang, corpsing _is_ annoying
 Lockraemono: no object permanence
 MAPBoardgames: He lacks object permenence
Dr_fragenstien: could also have bad eye sight
 kingandcommoner: object permanence takes afew months to kick in
 KeytarCat: And it's been eating corpses
 rosesmcgee: Kinda reminds me of BrundleFly
TomatoKigu: Maybe the monster lacks object permanence?
eldencoffee: this is... kinda stupid
Boon_33: toddler monster
 KeytarCat: @eldencoffee Isn't it wonderful?
 drewm1022: Feet pics.
 e_bloc: now kiss
 itsr67: you idiot
Kaaosa: to keep it fresh
 itsr67: LMFAO
 Ferisar: LOL
 Omthebox: Mulched
 azninsect: shlorp
 saucemaster5000: lmao
 SymphonySolstice: lmaoooo
MilkInBags: splat
 definenull: ok this is actually really hilarious
 ghyllnox: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: boop of death
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the fakest body
 Rourke9: these props rule
UtilityPunk: Monster packed it to go
 azninsect: this is great
ButButTheJesus: 10/10
 e_bloc: so fucking good
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: This kinda feels like a (only slightly) gorier version of a Doctor Who episode
 saucemaster5000: you can't tell me this isn't genuinely a good bit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Have we tried just shooting it?
 GasCityGaming: looked it up, probably a 2 streamer
 rosesmcgee: We filled a half dozen home depot buckets and by god we're gonna use em
 Boopity: LRR FMV when
MTigress: we need a lot more games like this, now that we have the ability to do actual good quality recordings for games
 kingandcommoner: I think it remembers
MTigress: @Boopity YESPLS
 KeytarCat: The creature also has choices
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Up
 Micalovits: On the ceiling?
 Kentosaurus: avoiding the potential time loop tedium
 Rhynerd: Does the creature know about the loop as well?
 MAPBoardgames: The seran-wrap is because it's a good idea to seperate your bodies into meal-sized portions before freezing.
 itsr67: this is a good higher concept low budget fmv game
 itsr67: I like it
 Rourke9: yeah I think this was clearly made with love, this seems great
MTigress: @Boopity Commodore Hustle FMV Game
 saucemaster5000: that'd be so much work
 definenull: gdi slade
Boon_33: LOL
 BusTed: resigned to his fate
 KeytarCat: @Rhynerd We think the creature also has visions
 Ferisar: hahahaha
 Seth_Erickson: big chomper
 SymphonySolstice: monch
 Rourke9: even small games are so much work to make
 azninsect: "...gdi"
 itsr67: oh shit plot element
 BusTed: ohh
 Vinewood_OG: Hell yeah CYOA
 quasi79fu: it knows what he does..
 Kentosaurus: ooh is the creature also timelooping
 saucemaster5000: my sister started watching the cyoa streams
 azninsect: ohhhhh the thing knows what cole is going to do
 quasi79fu: it learns
  thingo314: cole is smart!
 Nigouki: la creatura also has visions!
 BusTed: It has knowledge of the possibilities
 itsr67: he realized that it knows
Boon_33: the monster is multitrack drifting with us now.
 InconsiderateHat: "It knows what I'm gonna do"
UtilityPunk: Could always do a crapshot-length horror skit
 Kentosaurus: lol there we go
MilkInBags: 
 saucemaster5000: yes, but has a kid, be warned
 quasi79fu: it knows the loops
Mashamino: just... left the gun without trying it, alright
 kingandcommoner: MR. WILSON!
BrindleBoar: rip
MilkInBags: 
duiker6: bye slade
 BusTed: deuces
MTigress: well he got grabbed
 MAPBoardgames: NOW he doesn't have his gun?
 azninsect: sigh...save him
 Seth_Erickson: Ben's better side wins out again
 e_bloc: slade is fucking paul blart mall cop incompetent
 Micalovits: #Worth
  thingo314: nooooo
 itsr67: rip in peaces
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 MrSarkhan: RIP
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 Ferisar: weir'd he go
 Nigouki: he was a company man, he deserved it
 ghyllnox: F
Boon_33: better the monster you know
 definenull: well then
duiker6: nice of the creature to clear the door for the elevator
 southpawx7n: At least Slade has a gun?
 omdorastrix: That guy appeared to be havving a dissosiative episode
 MAPBoardgames: Wehr will be fine
 BusTed: 
 raulghoulia: Weir will remember this
  thingo314: fuck you slade
 itsr67: OH IM STUPID
 Seth_Erickson: damn rip Weir, we saved Slade and he still hates us
 KeytarCat: I wonder if our beam weapon would have worked?
 kingandcommoner: Reeses in Pieces
 GasCityGaming: Weir was the kinda guy who took one semester of intro to psych
Lysander_salamander: Is this a FMV game?
 ExtraWubs: adam the cackle was so evil. how do you sleep at night?
 itsr67: minor spelling mistake
 saucemaster5000: I'll say it -- reese's is very overrated
ItsThugDimmadome: Welp, goodbye Tesco John Goodman
TomatoKigu: @Lysander_salamander Sure is
 MrPipboy3000: Rest R.I.P in piss
Lysander_salamander: wow
 definenull: oo me accent's slipping
 Cptasparagus: its a fmv video
 rosesmcgee: Anita Bath
 e_bloc: does anyone have amanda hugnkiss
 azninsect: ugh the gun again
 Omthebox: Didn't he drop that
 MacbethSeemsSus: I wonder if this was a college project. I mean that affectionately.
 saucemaster5000: @Omthebox well look at this continuity expert
 itsaysTRUENO: Slade... its like blade but cooler
 Vinewood_OG: Is there a Russ D. Tackle here?
 southpawx7n: It's half time Adam!
 definenull: LMAO
 Omthebox: @saucemaster5000 My two braincells are disturbed
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 e_bloc: game needed some padding to make it 5  hours
 Ferisar: yoooooo
 Seth_Erickson: it hasn't unfortunately but it is funny to think that
UtilityPunk: We're just teambuilding 
 definenull: "cooper would have approved of this"
 drewm1022: I'm pretty sure as well.
 SymphonySolstice: change da worl
 MAPBoardgames: Coop is supporting us from the other side
 saucemaster5000: I'm telling you she'll pull through
 Rhynerd: Cooper's ghost approves of Affirmative Action.
MTigress: it's fine can't they just use the time machine to pull them before they died?
Mashamino: meanwhile Weir's said nah, dog
 Boopity: Question is is it even possible to keep everyone alive?
BrindleBoar: that's what wikis are for
 Lockraemono: I look them up after
 BusTed: Maybe this is a one-r?
  Juliamon: Weir saw you betray him, his ghost gonna haunt your ass
 loufghyslaufey: But does that mean Cooper has an outcome where she lives? At least longer?
 Omthebox: Replay value for somebody else
 azninsect: magson. wow
 saucemaster5000: That news makes me .... weiry
Lysander_salamander: unionize!
 BusTed: she looks kinda like Jon Voight
 e_bloc: I can't wait to see her get ranched by the alien
 HadesLeprechaun: c'mon Slade, you were literally gonna die
 loufghyslaufey: Come on, crew! Mutiny!
  Juliamon: "What are you gonna do about it then?"
 Ferisar: oh no another secret reveal
 saucemaster5000: they told me about santa. I know he's a lie
DrasonSpike: Come on suicide squad bombss
 loufghyslaufey: Why is everyone pausing & talking? Just mutiny!
 SymphonySolstice: just shoot her slade man you were so willing to shoot everyone else
 definenull: phased? not fazed?
 Omthebox: Barely phased it (because I didn't shoot it)
 MAPBoardgames: The Machine! The Machine!
 Vinewood_OG: 
 azninsect: magson really is...a jerk
 quasi79fu: lol this lady
 loufghyslaufey: You can help Cole by showing him the door!
 loufghyslaufey: Ew, gross.
Lysander_salamander: yippie
 dumbo3k: It was a calculated risk. but I am bad at math
 KeytarCat: And lady is bad at math
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Great News Everyone [in British]
 Seth_Erickson: I like the way the actress said "my theoriessss"
 Boopity: Loop fight
 BusTed: Yeah, it also has experience of the loops
 southpawx7n: This lady is basically my grandmother after she was diagnosed with dementia.
 itsr67: I'm an absolute sucker with "two time traveler" plots
 itsr67: shit rules
Lysander_salamander: I want to punch her
duiker6: those terms aren't different!
 southpawx7n: Absolutely no sense of guilt.
 quasi79fu: So everytime Cole learns..the monster learns.....
 MAPBoardgames: Temporal Displacement is much more sciencey-sounding than "time travel"
 loufghyslaufey: Destroy the chair!
Boon_33: Slade knows his role.
 Vinewood_OG: Don't fall in to the "Temporal Bunghole." 
 itsaysTRUENO: this is half the wiki in one scene
ButButTheJesus: "Longer than you think, Dad!"
 MAPBoardgames: Um....
BrindleBoar: and now she's eating people
 SymphonySolstice: weird
Lysander_salamander: ok sure
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: I don't think that's how that works...
 Ferisar: f word
 southpawx7n: Or...a living tumor.
 loufghyslaufey: Or just years. Yikes.
 Getter404: Oh yes that is totally how evolution works. Grow old, gain tentacles.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
 rosesmcgee: It's not a baby it's a tumor
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: it worked for frog Janeway
 Mai_Andra: yeah, that's not how any of this works...
 drewm1022: I'm getting echoes of Stephen King's short story "The Jaunt".
  Juliamon: Yes, that's what humans in general want to evolve into. A wandering angry tumor.
 ExtraWubs:  this is kinda fucked up and I want a ruling
Boon_33: so we throwing magson into the sun when we're done, right?
 Rootpotato: do it
 loufghyslaufey: Flippin' quantum entanglement
 azninsect: "Cole you are also a parasite"
 rosesmcgee: Sometimes we evolve into salamanders that then get it on in a swamp
 MacbethSeemsSus: Just a little pinch?
 saucemaster5000: I like how he says "labrat"
 Rhynerd: So, if you can exist long enough without dying your cells will become their own creatures capable of some necromorph shit?
 MAPBoardgames: Calling it: Cole is Amanda's son
 loufghyslaufey: She must know more. Otherwise Magson would be dead, right?
 BusTed: viewfinder
 loufghyslaufey: Like by now? By these three?
 Kentosaurus: viewmaster
 saucemaster5000: viewfinder
 MAPBoardgames: Steriogram
MTigress: google cardboard retinal scanner
 rosesmcgee: Viewmaster
 saucemaster5000: they are making a "viewmaster" movie
 GasCityGaming: outta left field theory: Magson is Fearne but all timey-wimeyed
 e_bloc: my voice is my password, verify me
 kingandcommoner: airlock
 SymphonySolstice: open the door, get sucked into space
 itsaysTRUENO: Charlie Brown WILL kick the football this time, I know it!
 Despoiler98: Exit is the operative word
 Lockraemono: long blink
 I_Am_Clockwork: send her first
 saucemaster5000: glhf slade
ButButTheJesus: its a tarp!
Lysander_salamander: and it turns out it's on a oil rig or something in the middle of the ocean?
Mashamino: 
 Lockraemono: she smirk
Kaaosa: all the doors are keyed so that only cole can open them if there's a monster on the other side
 e_bloc: nah don;t send slade, send the head of security
 Nigouki: inb4 we're in space all along just for Adam
 azninsect: *another* door??
 I_Am_Clockwork: a door with a window
 itsaysTRUENO: horrifying
 MacbethSeemsSus: dun dun dun?
TomatoKigu: Airlock
Lysander_salamander: ah
 saucemaster5000: please open to a game show studio and a clapping audience
 azninsect: gasp!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She's going to airlock him
 Micalovits: Called it!
 southpawx7n: Oh man. If this is a Cube situation...
 BusTed: underwaterrrr
 itsr67: wa'er
 SymphonySolstice:  water
 HorusFive: Each more Door than the last
 kingandcommoner: under da sea
 rosesmcgee: Sealab!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ocean!!!!
 Ferisar: glub glub glub glub
 Seth_Erickson: Deedee
  Juliamon: We are, in fact, Soma.
BrindleBoar: worse than in space
 Boopity: Water level? Ew
 duskcheetah: bwaaaaaa
 Gaelan_Maestro: that is one shitty lab
 itsaysTRUENO: I hope Cole can handle the pressure
 I_Am_Clockwork: they DID manage to fit in the vastness of the ocean
 Scy_Anide: Not just underwater, on the ocean floor.
UtilityPunk: Just a quick little swim
 quasi79fu: so how do you escape?
 Kentosaurus: 10 km? that's nuts
 MAPBoardgames: Not leagues?
 Morrigan9: um, how many
 MacbethSeemsSus: Are they in the Mariana Trench?
 azninsect: some escape pod
MTigress: it's ok just hold your breathe and swim really fast
 southpawx7n: 30k ft. down? Damn.
 loufghyslaufey: Welp, space trope subverted
 rosesmcgee: What kind of escape pod is two hours away?
 GasCityGaming: that is literally the bottom of the marianas trench
 saucemaster5000: cool escape pod
 definenull: that doesn't look structurally sound pressure-wise
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Marianas Trench
 Rhynerd: @Juliamon Feels a little more like a Stasis: Bone Totem situation.
 Scy_Anide: And yet Slade has a gun
Lysander_salamander: maybe they're on Europa
 loufghyslaufey: Mutiny, mutiny, mutiny!
 dougma: I mean at that point I would just blow it all up
 e_bloc: cause you know, I'd dive ten thousand meters, if I could just see you
 Lockraemono: call it in case wtf
 saucemaster5000: this is a hilariously stupid escape pod
 Mai_Andra: "Cool. Call it anyway."
 drewm1022: Yeah, does not look like it could survive that kind of pressure.
Kaaosa: i mean whatever they made to withstand that pressure can probably withstand all slade's missed shots
 drewm1022: Heh, true.
 Rhynerd: Or I guess more like the first Stasis game but that took place on a spaceship.
 e_bloc: what if:  put  that thing in the ocean
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "should"
 Nigouki: nothing says "perfectly ethical experiments" like being 10,000m underwater
 InfinityToPlanck: its funny they did 10km as that means they are somewhere in the challenger deep but still a km from the bottom
 Strebenherz: if you die, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE
 saucemaster5000: slade misses all the shots he does or doesn't take
 azninsect: "so youre saying...im invincible"
 Kentosaurus: @Strebenherz lol beat me to the joke
 Micalovits: Suuureee
Mashamino: hmmmm
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Press x to doubt
 RealGamerCow: *doubt*
 Strebenherz: @Kentosaurus sorry xD
Boon_33: either she's suddenly a bad actor, or she just lied.
 loufghyslaufey: She's not, really.
 BusTed: We truly are a Dead Reset
MilkInBags: and those who don't know?
 Ferisar: how do you only have one
 Ferisar: lol
 saucemaster5000: pretty soon
 NotCainNorAbel: This is such a poorly supplied lab
 MacbethSeemsSus: One O2 mask.....in an underwater base?
 loufghyslaufey:   
 saucemaster5000: 3 was so goddamn good it made 2 better retroactively
 KeytarCat: Weapons research??
 Strebenherz: i'm hearing i need to start watching invincible
TheInnsanity: as soon as the purple kid got added I lost all interest forever
 GasCityGaming: March 2026 for the next season
MilkInBags: 3 was ooooooooooo weeeee
Boon_33: surgery, in a horror game? how decadent.
MTigress: wait, 3 is done? i never got notified
 Vinewood_OG: Season 5 of The Boys better hurry.
 Rhynerd: did they leave all the O2 masks in the same place the fire started?
MTigress: guess i gotta go watch that
 Omthebox: If you dont have to stop at season 2 its probably pretty alright
RedArrogantKnight: the only episode of invincible I've seen is the big fight in season 3 and it ruled
 loufghyslaufey: The Invincible videogame makes me want to watch it less, tbh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: An enunciation under deep pressure assumes his body hasn't been crushed
 BusTed: someone get the melon baller
Kaaosa: love to remove eyeballs
 Lockraemono: call podddddd
 MAPBoardgames: it just randomly shoots lightning across the room. you know, just a little electrical work.
 Strebenherz: but that's where the pee is stored
 loufghyslaufey: It kinda just doesn't work for me.
 loufghyslaufey: Weird had the O2 mask!?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: it would be more secure to just take the entire head honestly
 Ferisar: LOL
 southpawx7n: This is really bringing me back. I haven't played an FMV in years.
 itsr67: huh
 Ferisar: convenient
 MAPBoardgames: Lightning gun?
 GasCityGaming: time gun!
 rosesmcgee: It's expensive
 Seth_Erickson: it's a prototype 
 ExtraWubs: @Strebenherz 🪫
 Lockraemono: again
 rosesmcgee: you'll break it
 MAPBoardgames: BFG! BFG!
duiker6: keeping an eye out while retrieving an eye, huh
 drewm1022: We've had our hand blown off already.
 duskcheetah: shoot it with the time gun
 BusTed: They were working on all sorts of science in this place...
 definenull: there you have it. the portal -- uhh i mean time displacement device
 Getter404: 2 hands, 2 chances to shoot the gun. EZ
 Micalovits: What a shitty pod
 BusTed: time machine, alien creature, time gun, etc
MilkInBags: we're in twitch chat????????
 loufghyslaufey: So, proper grounding before fire. Gotcha.
 saucemaster5000: my opinions are for my 90s blog
 Seth_Erickson: how does Fearne know about the escape pod? didn't we just learn about it
 ExtraWubs: @MilkInBags I thought this was the morgue
RedArrogantKnight: when will the gom jabbar come back
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 azninsect: oooh
 azninsect: gasp!
 azninsect: hand holding
 saucemaster5000: oooOOOOoooo
 MacbethSeemsSus: The other two can see you
Lysander_salamander: oh myyyyyyy
Mashamino: 
 SymphonySolstice: hand holding 
 Lockraemono: kissy kissy
 Mystaira: Unprotected hand holding? Oh my!
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mai_Andra: ♫ I'm with you~ ♫
 Ferisar: ten thousand leagues under the sheets
BrindleBoar: that's fifth base right there
 NorthstarTex: miles below club?
 loufghyslaufey: Her trust bar is still peaked.
 BusTed: h*lding h*nds
MilkInBags: too bad cooper died 
 Vinewood_OG: I tie my opinions to my belt, with my onions. As was the style at the time.
 e_bloc: natural reaction when your sister dies:  down to fuck
 lochnessseammonster: 
 RelwinEJ: hey cole it's better down where it's wetter...
 Micalovits: Ew, no
MilkInBags: many
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: No
 circusofkirkus: I thought you'd never ask
 MrPipboy3000: nah
 Micalovits: (I am sorry)
 definenull: uhhhh
 Strebenherz: sure
 Boopity: Adam you gotta monetize that
 saucemaster5000: only for crossing the street
 lochnessseammonster: 
 SnackPak_: sure dawg
 Kentosaurus: fun fact: 10,000 leagues under the sea refers to the distance travelled, not the depth
TheInnsanity: since it's your birthday
 SymphonySolstice: did you wash them after using the bathroom?
 NorthstarTex: are we 10k meters under the sea?
 ghizmou: ben has an empty hand
 HorusFive: Are you baptized?
 ThorSokar: Sure, I'll bring more cookies
 ghyllnox: For free???
 Vinewood_OG: You'll make it weird.
 circusofkirkus: the rebecca black: "My hand is a dolphin"
mulligan2six: I'll treat you so good, Adam
 Boopity: 
MilkInBags: are you huh *whistle*
Kaaosa: baptized and highly favored
 saucemaster5000: yeah a confirmed ding dong
 itsaysTRUENO: GOOD heaven
 Rourke9: ooh confirmation name?
 Seth_Erickson: send him through
 itsr67: disney land fast pass
 Getter404: I accidentally ended up getting confirmed under the Patron Saint of Liars. Fun times
 HorusFive: Oooh Adam "Army of God" Savidan
 azninsect: it's the completed battlepass
 GamerCat88: you can get married in a church without extra steps
 definenull: express pass
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's a very Protestant thing
 Rourke9: god double tap
 KeytarCat: Also, isn't 30k leagues lateral distance
 KeytarCat: ?
 BusTed: @Rourke9 he does not have a christiansona
 e_bloc: DOA precheck
 MacbethSeemsSus: Adam accidentally speed running the path to sainthood
supriseshurikenn: Adam lore bomb
 saucemaster5000: I been "not on the list" since birth
 Rootpotato: thats atleast 5th base
 rosesmcgee: Can use the escalator
 HorusFive: SiFi channell lookin gas mask prop
 Boopity: Speedrunning marriage
 raulghoulia: what kind of christian because I don't truck with Methodists
 Rourke9: @Thefluffiestguineapig Catholics also famously do conformation
 GamerCat88: man and wife
 Larkonus: "Are you my mummy?"
 Micalovits: Confirmed cool person
 Lockraemono: confirm deez
 ExtraWubs: @saucemaster5000 What did you do out of the womb sauce
 loufghyslaufey: I thought that was a "national-ish" trope though, right chat?
 BusTed: nobody even knew he was dead
 saucemaster5000: yeah they never even find the body
duiker6: they're really not good at radio down here
 Lockraemono: adam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rourke9 They started during the Catholic Reformation because of the backlash certain people started having about infant baptism. The reason Anabaptists are called that is choosing baptism as an adult, or when you can make a choice
Kaaosa: wtf ben
 Lockraemono: play tonight
 matthaus_c: hey sorry I'm late can you catch me up rq 
 Lockraemono: swap to league right now
 ExtraWubs: @saucemaster5000 the baby, murderer
Kaaosa: that's only partially true
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So Catholics and Lutherans and things added confirmation to also have the reaffirmation to want to be part of the church
 Lockraemono: garbage one was so good
 MacbethSeemsSus: Good news, the monster can't get bigger than the guy in the suit
Kaaosa: you fucks
ButButTheJesus: pixel rpgs woooo 
 itsaysTRUENO: yeah the fire department will be there soon
 definenull: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: MAWP
 Ferisar: is it venom
Kaaosa: they stole this from spiderman
 SnackPak_: so smart
 azninsect: alright now fight it hand to hand
Kaaosa: ripoff
 MAPBoardgames: This DJ slaps!
Boon_33: running towards them was brilliant
duiker6: i also don't like loud noises
 Lockraemono: all games have pixels
 ExtraWubs: lockers are never the solution
Kaaosa: @duiker6 you're a monster
 itsr67: metal pipe sfx
 BusTed: get him to the bell tower
UtilityPunk: UNDER THE SEA
 Micalovits: Me too big monster, me too
 raulghoulia: its a symbiote
Lysander_salamander: better than Daredevil, I guess
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Thefluffiestguineapig Although, notably, that "choice" is still coerced by a lifetime spent being inducted into the beliefs, and the fact that you are expected to be in community only with other members, and they usually ask you make that "choice" when you're still a child.
MilkInBags: yeah people are savages
 definenull: in 2025?!?
 HorusFive: but when will it be Morbin time?
 Rourke9: pipe stream ruled
 Seth_Erickson: people do that at the hotel all the time
Lysander_salamander: I hate it when that happens
  Juliamon: my mom does that, I hate it so much
 Getter404: No air
 definenull: aphyxiation
BrindleBoar: melonballer accident
 Micalovits: Suffocated when they cut of the air
 drewm1022: Vented the oxygen.
 saucemaster5000: that is an up against the wall offense
 ThorSokar: They removed the O2 from the entire level
 matthaus_c: had a guy like that on a five hour bus ride 
 Vinewood_OG: Full volume is a problem.
 itsaysTRUENO: Adam I saw a guy do that at a party. He was watching Twitch.
Kaaosa: he had a knifef
  Juliamon: she is not lovely, she sucks
 itsr67: christ
Kaaosa: where did that extra f come from
 ghyllnox: He was on that floor when it was deoxygenated to put out the fire
 ExtraWubs: is she single?
 SymphonySolstice: my mom watches american news on her phone at full blast every day
Basic_Human_Decency: You gotta bring the speakers when you do that
 iPoding: If your parents do that, TALK TO THEM
 azninsect: thats not a knoife
cat2fu123: Hey Adam, its me. Catfu
duiker6: yeah, that knife is definitely going to extract an eyeball intact enough for a retinal scan
 Seth_Erickson: Has any one made a One Hour of Falling Pipes broken up by occasional Silence
 ThorSokar: And there's SUPPOSED to be no O2 there now, how the creature is alive is "movie magic"
  Juliamon: (she is not single, and she is Jewish)
supriseshurikenn: Why didnt he bring a scaple
 saucemaster5000: watch your own stream replay
 azninsect: this is a real choice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hypergirlie_hyperpop Oh, I wasn't arguing that at all. This is from the master's degree in early modern European history talking and the establishment of the tradition within Catholicism talking
 iPoding: shame them publicly so they stop
cat2fu123: I think its me
 itsaysTRUENO: are you in a time loop?
 raulghoulia: the files are in the computer?
 loufghyslaufey: It kinda feels like Magson still is...
 Lockraemono: barbara q
 definenull: wow calling the weapon icarus huh?
 Micalovits: And we can't try both?
 Getter404: I'M IN.
 azninsect: yooo
 matthaus_c: psycho behaviour
 Vinewood_OG: You won't.
 azninsect: hackervoice
 VeryBadLifeChoices: I asked my now former coworker to stop listening to loud videos in the breakroom and he called the cops on me lol
 MAPBoardgames: coming to get you, Barbra!
 HorusFive: Big flex
 Rourke9: why would he have a picture of his exwife if he didn’t care about her
Boon_33: then why make it?
 MAPBoardgames: Then why make it?
 omdorastrix: IF there's no air in there, there'd be no sound.
 loufghyslaufey: Wow. Still loves her.
 azninsect: geezus
 definenull: Just roll a Nat 20
 Seth_Erickson: jinkies
 loufghyslaufey: Uh....
 HorusFive: That means somebody lived
 Lockraemono: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Which one lived?
 rosesmcgee: Why is Ted Cruz in this?
 ghyllnox: 
 Kentosaurus: @rosesmcgee lol
 loufghyslaufey: That doesn't seem like a good thing actually
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No one has said 100% which mean someone lived
 Omthebox: I baited people to say you too all the time working in food.
 HorusFive: @rosesmcgee If it kept him busy- then take him
 GasCityGaming: I did the 'you too' to a 'have a good flight' once.
Kaaosa: i know everything now
duiker6: god help you, cuz i won't
Boon_33: their crime was talking at the cinema
 Lockraemono: woooowwwww
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Omthebox alright satan
 MacbethSeemsSus: Look, they might be evil but they can't be too imaginative if they call themselves "The Organization"
 drewm1022: EX wife.
  Juliamon: I... guess Amanda was still alive at the time
 Seth_Erickson: @Thefluffiestguineapig well yeah Amanda lived we know that already, not for long but she did
 saucemaster5000: a smooth peanut butter lover
 azninsect: your eyes. theyre mine now
 BusTed: jeepers creepers
TheInnsanity: what is this, BG3?
 matthaus_c: delicious eyeballs
ButButTheJesus: nope
 azninsect: ffs magson
 loufghyslaufey: Destroy the facility!
 SymphonySolstice: nooope no eye stuff for me
 Nigouki: just take the whole head
supriseshurikenn: They do everything to make slade so unlikable
 saucemaster5000: "hey someone took his eyes already!"
Kaaosa: just take the hole head bro
 definenull: Alright audio only mode
 Larkonus: "It's fine, I've got two chances."
 MacbethSeemsSus: Look Graham, we said give us your eyes
MilkInBags: augh
 e_bloc: don't salvador dali him
 matthaus_c: ooooh good shit
 MAPBoardgames: 
Veste: WHEW
 itsaysTRUENO: YAY dead space eye machine time
 Micalovits: I was expecting him to suddenly open his eyes
  Juliamon: So someone mentioned the Dead Space eye scene earlier?
 BusTed: *pop*
 matthaus_c: that's hella prop work
 ghyllnox: They did warn us
 loufghyslaufey: Wait. So who else was on the recording?
 Getter404: Oh, that's where the budget went
 Vandristine: holy fuck
 azninsect: shlop
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Seth_Erickson But even after that Fearne said 99% mortality which still means someone lived
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It would pop
 loufghyslaufey: I saw another face- aw, gross.
 SnackPak_: just like putting on contacts
 saucemaster5000: now eat it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Eyes are not that solid
Kaaosa: and then he pops it
 Rourke9: yeah the props in this game are excellent
 BusTed: take a spare
Basic_Human_Decency: Now lick it
 itsr67: eye added to inventory]
ButButTheJesus: is it ogre?
Lysander_salamander: spare!
Lysander_salamander: aw
 Micalovits: Slade was smart
 MacbethSeemsSus: But what if you need a snack?
 loufghyslaufey: (hissing)
  Juliamon: you can't just
 BusTed: don't even have a baggy or anything
Lysander_salamander: Bet it gets squished
 itsaysTRUENO: thats 4 damage in Inscryption
 Morrigan9: squish
  Juliamon: ok
MTigress: snack for later on
 matthaus_c: eye scene over for the paused folks
UtilityPunk: Shoulda grabbed one for lunch
 ghyllnox: The wash? The fire
 definenull: Oh noooo
BrindleBoar: F
Mashamino: oh no
 MrSarkhan: oof
duiker6: why did the alarm stop
 Seth_Erickson: you hate to hear it
 saucemaster5000: lmao
 SymphonySolstice: F
 azninsect: oh nooooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
 I_Am_Clockwork: if you're low on oxygen, do NOT run, that just uses yoru remaining ox faster
 Vinewood_OG: 
 Phailhammer: I washed my work name badge several times because of that same thing. 
 loufghyslaufey: Is there an off-chance that both eyes are... fraternal?
 Mai_Andra: ah, the "run like hell" sequence
 azninsect: uh oh the eye
 MacbethSeemsSus: So don't do what you see?
 MrSarkhan: should have taken the spare
Mashamino: ok, so don't trip and die
Mashamino: welp
BrindleBoar: squish
 Getter404: Dropped your only eye, uh ooooooh
 azninsect: oh.
 7gorobei: always have a spare
 itsaysTRUENO: Dark Crystal lookin monster
  Juliamon: welp
Lysander_salamander: squish
Veste: avatar 3
 Nigouki: our ball!!!
 Micalovits: Damn, you just saw that box man!
Mashamino: yeah, I get it
Lysander_salamander: oh well
 BusTed: artful shot
UtilityPunk: Zigged when you should've zagged
Mashamino: Cole, buddy, no
 Omthebox: Hell yeah
Basic_Human_Decency: Now it tea bags you
 Omthebox: Its so hard
 itsr67: loooooooooool
 raulghoulia: imagine having to start over from the beginning each time
Lysander_salamander: are you kidding me
 ExtraWubs: give nelly a week off and have a uni oki
 definenull: Do not look directly into the operational end of the device
 Rhynerd: Man got hit with nailgun realism
  Juliamon: nail guns: not as useful as MOST games would indicate
niccus: use yomi
  Juliamon: (as a weapon, anyway)
 saucemaster5000: I'm not an electrician
 loufghyslaufey: "COun-tER!"
 azninsect: i feel the visions are giving you the future options that you get given? maybe?
Veste: truck
 HorusFive: Yeah- it sucks
 azninsect: rather than which one works and which doesnt?
 ExtraWubs: @saucemaster5000 yet
 MacbethSeemsSus: Btw, good camera work in this
 matthaus_c: well it worked for him, what's your excuse
 ghyllnox: EEe-lectrical
 GasCityGaming: and exposed light socket ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
 KeytarCat: You've been struck by...smooth peanutbutter!
 Micalovits: Pretty shitty oxygen tank btw, barely lasted 10 mins
 matthaus_c: FMV games are sick rn
 saucemaster5000: I'm having a good time
 azninsect: game good
 itsaysTRUENO: I am entertained
MilkInBags: the negative point is that ferisar recommended it
supriseshurikenn: for a low budget game its so good
 Rourke9: yeah I think they did an excellent job!
 loufghyslaufey: Does the room he's entering have extra O2?
 saucemaster5000: but the props have been pretty good for what they need
 quasi79fu: at leaast its props and not A.I tho right?
MilkInBags: ok english man
 Lockraemono: nice
MilkInBags: bruv
 matthaus_c: it would be better if Mr_Horrible had suggested it
 itsaysTRUENO: lol they got a vhs player all the way down here
Mashamino: The lion does not concern himself with the opinion of the French
 Micalovits: Time to watch a movie!
 saucemaster5000: ooo let's watch our recording of star wars
 HorusFive: CRT TV on that table
 SymphonySolstice: oh I think that's literally the vhs player I own lmaooo
 quasi79fu: i also suggested the game..I sorry if its a bad game to some
Mashamino: G U N
 e_bloc: a luddite and a slob
 MacbethSeemsSus: Little touch
 Kentosaurus: the prop designers did make the most of their budget
 Ferisar: doom 2016 begins playing
 Larkonus: [BFG Division intensifies]
 Seth_Erickson: It really is like the BFG
 ghyllnox: Don't touch? But what if... touch?
 azninsect: oooh
 azninsect: gun
 Rourke9: genius
 quasi79fu: BFG
 SymphonySolstice: it was the commodore screen
 Lockraemono: all vhs tapes are porns
 Seth_Erickson: who is supposed to be able to wield this thing
duiker6: crawford, you didn't bury this very well
 itsaysTRUENO: get you a man that LOVES editing
 Vinewood_OG: G is for Gangster
MilkInBags: graham deserves a streamer award
 Cptasparagus: pay raise time?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Graham is a genius
 HorusFive: brilliant  
 azninsect: also yes Graham is very good at what he does
 MAPBoardgames: This looks straight out of fallout
 loufghyslaufey: Whoa
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
TomatoKigu: BFG acquired.
 azninsect: 
 NotCainNorAbel: I would love to see what G could do with a really big budget
 MrSarkhan: 
MilkInBags:  LMAO
 itsaysTRUENO: clip clip clip
 lochnessseammonster: 
 southpawx7n: lmao
duiker6: rip
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xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: I loved the Goodnight Gibb sequence
 saucemaster5000: I look at graham and feel inadequate
 Omthebox: The G in Graham stands for Ginormous
 loufghyslaufey: Ohmygawd,   !!
Lysander_salamander: I'll need to watch it soon
 azninsect: hi Fearne 
 e_bloc: very 999 coded
 Lockraemono: I didn't
 HadesLeprechaun: nice
 loufghyslaufey: How'd they get here?
duiker6: lmao
 Ferisar: briish people be like
 Ferisar: alo free
 HadesLeprechaun: shlorp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She's going to blow up Slade's hand
 Ferisar: etc
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 hypergirlie_hyperpop: I die for an irish girl
 Rourke9: I did
 Rourke9: probably
 saucemaster5000: slade might as well be packing a sandwich with how little he can do with that gun
 KeytarCat: Magsun looks like the Curator transitioned
 kumatsu: I Did It, by Dave Matthews Band?
 Seth_Erickson: love to sit next to the danger high voltage gun
 Rourke9: Dark curls have such a chokehold on me ever since I had a formative experience in a republican (Irish) bar in Belfast at the vulnerable age of 19
 Kentosaurus: lo;
 Lockraemono: no
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
ButButTheJesus: NOW KITH
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Rourke9: hehe
 Seth_Erickson: it's a classic trivia fact
 saucemaster5000: oopy they poopy
 groulux: Now I gey it.  this sounds like a Doctor who witout the doctor.
 loufghyslaufey: You should advise using proper footing before firing that thing.
 Lockraemono: too late
 saucemaster5000: weee wooo
 SymphonySolstice: parnets
 azninsect: "spent so much time trying to leave...failed to mention it was underwater"
 HorusFive: @groulux accurate
 fcloud: @Rourke9 he's not THAT cute
 Vinewood_OG: Gray Tank Street
MTigress: it's been 21 years since the incident
 GamerCat88: Cooper approves
 MacbethSeemsSus: They keep having these deep moments 2 feet from the other two
 loufghyslaufey: How did BBC miss out on these game's writers? For Doctor Who?
 Micalovits: RIp Cooper btw
 Lockraemono: banging before death critical
supriseshurikenn: @fcloud He is pretty cute
Lysander_salamander: well,
MTigress: he's totally got a fear boner
Kaaosa: i'm always lookin for chances to smooch
 itsaysTRUENO: trauma bonding is real but this also doesnt feel earned
 rosesmcgee: the biological imperative
 saucemaster5000: yeah I'd skip the kissing and go straight to head
 azninsect: hahaahaha
Lysander_salamander: kinky
 Boopity: Uhhhhhhh
 kumatsu: she was into it
MilkInBags: psycho
 ConfettiBiscuits: 👀
Lysander_salamander: I mean, we're watching
 matthaus_c: a hate makeout would do some good rn
 azninsect: shes into it
 HadesLeprechaun: "I don't think I'm supposedto do those" immediately dies X3
 Seth_Erickson: he's a good looking guy imo
 loufghyslaufey: No, no. Swipe right.
 azninsect: 10km underwater does strange things
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: @loufghyslaufey the BBC is too busy hiring the same 4 old guys
 Rourke9: she is very very pretty
 Micalovits: Bi dude here - can confirm he's cute
 saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c with magsun and slade? I'm in
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He's good looking
 e_bloc: intentionally dies to try to finally make out
  thingo314: i like budget jonathan bailey
 matthaus_c: must be this tall to date Ben
 loufghyslaufey: I mean, she was always there
supriseshurikenn: I would like coffe with him
MilkInBags: plus you can farm his life insurance forever to be rich
 azninsect: finally!
DrasonSpike: its the ruffage of the mud makeup
Lysander_salamander: like a jockey
 BusTed: FYI the game has 8 chapters
 saucemaster5000: ben's looking for the swaddle
 Mai_Andra: He probably cleans up, but I do like her.
Lysander_salamander: aaaa
thematic_content_warning: Cock block
 SymphonySolstice: damn
 itsaysTRUENO: gg
 Rourke9: night time!
 definenull: surprisingly good
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 azninsect: game good
 Larkonus: Fun stream, thanks folks!
Lysander_salamander: Thanks for playing
 Micalovits: That, or see if you can save cooper
 Rourke9: thank you for stream 🙏
 e_bloc: game is real good
 SymphonySolstice: good game
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 MrSarkhan: game good
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm much more into it than I was expecting
 Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
 southpawx7n: Fun game.
 Lockraemono: strong
 Rourke9: yeah really enjoying this!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Game's good
 BusTed: good times
egonomadic: Great stream ty!
 SymphonySolstice: rip
 loufghyslaufey: Somehow Fearne can't surpass Cooper for some reason... <(=w=)>
 rosesmcgee: Thanks, game good so far
 matthaus_c: thanks boss, thanks chief
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good stream thanks you two!
 southpawx7n: Happy New Year boys!
MTigress: have a good rest of the year!
 lochnessseammonster: thanks for the stream 
 itsaysTRUENO: grab some water, homie
 marchphoenix: rip cooper
 BusTed: birthday boy
 GamerCat88: fun times, have a good night boys. and happy birthday Adam!
MilkInBags: 
 lochnessseammonster: happy birthday!
thematic_content_warning: Is there a story reason no one has shot the old ladies
 lochnessseammonster: 
 azninsect: strrr dert lerdingreadyrern dert corn
 HorusFive: Cheer 100 for 100 Adam's 100 BDay 100 100
 frank_the_great: This was fun!
MTigress: @thematic_content_warning she's the one who knows how to make everything work
 itsaysTRUENO: @thematic_content_warning she's got leverage on everyone
supriseshurikenn: @thematic_content_warning She has major plot armor
 Vinewood_OG: Happy muthabussin' birthday, Adam!
 loufghyslaufey: @thematic_content_warning I swear she knows more than she lets on!
 serramarkov: Happy day ending in Y!
MTigress: @MTigress for better or worse
 CaptainSpam: Or, hell, you can both sub on Twitch AND become a member on YouTube, AND subscribe to the Patreon, AND buy merch, AND... 
 shendaras: 
MilkInBags: bye bye 
 saucemaster5000: herpy ner yer
 Omthebox: See you next year
 HadesLeprechaun: CFUT episodes!
supriseshurikenn: DIDNT SAY NEXT YEAR
 lochnessseammonster: see you all next year
 azninsect: see you next year!
Lysander_salamander: ew
 ShadyLantern: haha see you next year
ButButTheJesus: HAPPTY NOG YOG
 HorusFive: Hippy newt ear
 Boopity: D:
 e_bloc: call HR
 Lockraemono: it's a good one tho
 lochnessseammonster: 
 frank_the_great: Goodnight! Happy Birthday! Happy New Year!
 HorusFive: @e_bloc Beej went home
 definenull: pay raise rescinded
 Astramentha: !clip
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 Vinewood_OG: Paul wanders in there tomorrow morning. "Hmmm. Again?"
 azninsect: 
 chaos5896: happy new year, gamers
 Omthebox: la mao
 azninsect: clip it that's the highlights
 Micalovits: Yup, clipping it
 SnackPak_: that seems mean
 PMAvers: no vods, only highlights
 matthaus_c: baby carrot and cherry tomatoes
 ThorSokar: Graham TOTALLY doesn't watch the twitch VODs or anything
 dougma: 
 GhostValv: Clip time
 e_bloc: 
 HorusFive: Welcome to the highlight reel
supriseshurikenn: And then they was never saw again
 Vinewood_OG: He was in the pool.
 marchphoenix: clip,it
 definenull: gws cori!
 azninsect: one (1) stream
MTigress: after that bit, next time on Let's NOPE! "Alex and Cam finish Dead Reset"
MilkInBags: based
 Vinewood_OG: Slam.
 ThorSokar: Vampire Survivors time?
 MrSarkhan: True!
 ContingentCat: 
 loufghyslaufey: Arena is awkward, yeah.
 definenull: slime against humanity dot dec
ButButTheJesus: ew
 marchphoenix: yes slime time!!
 Micalovits: Holy hell twitch clipping has been made so crap
 Micalovits: Its insane
 azninsect: aww 
 e_bloc: better than dragon's approach
 BusTed: 🙂
 ArdCollider: it's OK, I'll just text Cori the entire time
 Lockraemono: 
 saucemaster5000: I didn't want to come anyway
 ThorSokar: TYPICAL
ButButTheJesus: aw
 MrSarkhan: 
 ContingentCat: True
 itira: 
 SnackPak_: d'aww
 InconsiderateHat: incredible
 lochnessseammonster: 
 azninsect: and we're not invited to see this? waowwww
 HorusFive: shouldn't have told us where it was then!
 BusTed: maybe they'll convince you to get another cat
ButButTheJesus: d'awww baked giggling 
 Vinewood_OG: We're not invited. Not after "the incident."
 ContingentCat: Sounds like a good time
 Nigouki: find the pet and spend that party with them
 MacbethSeemsSus: I constantly do the rounds at parties
 CaptainSpam: It's the one time of year that LRR can do something without being live on stream, let them have this. 
 itsaysTRUENO: Edible Arrangements for the new year
 GamerCat88: Someone please bring a st. Bernard to the party for baked Adam to pet
 Vinewood_OG: Snoochie boochies
 nevyn666: view askew
MTigress: just get high and siot in the hot tub on the roof
 CaptainSpam: The pubblegrubbles.
 matthaus_c: is it 2016 again
 MacbethSeemsSus: I call boat
MTigress: *sit
 GasCityGaming: I download it once monthly for these streams
TomatoKigu: I forgot pubg existed, ngl
 Lockraemono: what type of game is it
 HorusFive: #clenchForNelly
Kaaosa: the last time i tried to play a game with james he bought a new power strip to avoid me
 Cptasparagus: with the beard stroking
 matthaus_c: muppet movie with Wiggins as the only human
 ContingentCat: He does 
 saucemaster5000: who's the human he pairs with?
 HorusFive: 
 Vinewood_OG: Ben, please pubg. I need someone to root for....
 ThorSokar: Yea, his brain works LIKE a muppet
 loufghyslaufey: Really? I thought that was 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 azninsect: 
 azninsect: omg matt
 Vinewood_OG: What happens at bus, stays at bus.
 Kentosaurus: goodnight everyone
 HorusFive: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SucculentSnappyStinkbugChocolateRain-I89PjXUeji6wRXFB
MTigress: have a good rest of the year, boys!
 BusTed: 
 Lockraemono: nini
Boon_33: walk home safe boys
Kaaosa: drink some water before bed
 ContingentCat: Thanks lads 
 HorusFive: And I'm headed over there with that clip
 SymphonySolstice: Matt is live right now and says that might be the nicest thing you've ever said about anyone Adam
 lochnessseammonster: happy new year and thanks for the stream  
 Vinewood_OG: o7
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 GamerCat88: lol
 BusTed: 
 saucemaster5000: hey its me
 azninsect: nice
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 kumatsu: lol
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Kaaosa: what happens if the names get off the screen before they say them
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream! Happy Birthday and Happy New Year! 
 saucemaster5000: @Kaaosa they die
 Lockraemono: @Kaaosa 
 kumatsu: @Kaaosa Paul comes and shoots them
 Micalovits: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DrabFriendlyIguanaLeeroyJenkins-yDMns7rrpJ65Y1Si
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 CaptainSpam: @Kaaosa They are lost to time forever.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Drink some water
 Lockraemono: ???????
MTigress: do it on Monday
 azninsect: byeeeeee
Kaaosa: ben is GONE
 ghyllnox: 
MilkInBags: powerful
 saucemaster5000: okay boys pack it up
 Lockraemono: bye bye
niccus: remember to hydrate
 ContingentCat: Ben
 ghyllnox: o/
 Nigouki: byaaaaaaaaaaaaa
MTigress: lol
 empyreon:   
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 HorusFive: Nights
 ThorSokar: no more Booze for Ben!
 Vinewood_OG: Time moves only forward, unless the Police.
Mashamino: sleep it off
 ContingentCat: Go to bed boys
 SymphonySolstice: 
 itira: Polol
 Micalovits: They move 2/3 days of the week btw
ButButTheJesus: Goodnight see you next year!
Mashamino: g'night!
 azninsect: goodnight chat friends!
 Vinewood_OG: 
 Omthebox: groognite
wishiwassleeping: it’ll be@on a Wednesday
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh we're time looping boys
 far2muchsarcasm: A merry new years Adam to you all
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: In 2029, the last Let's Nope of the Year will be on Christmas!
 loufghyslaufey: @MacbethSeemsSus Welp, its Adam's birthday. Again. HARD RESET, anyone!?   
 loufghyslaufey: Oh, "Dead" Reset. Nevermind. I biffed that hard.
  Juliamon: It's fine, we just kill Adam so he can start the day over
ButButTheJesus: Hard Reset is also in my backlog
 BusTed: whatup
 Kentosaurus: happy new year
 shendaras: 
 empyreon: 
ButButTheJesus:   
 ConfettiBiscuits: 
 BusTed: hny
 ContingentCat: 
 MrPipboy3000: Happy new year
 SnackPak_: o7
 Joecool190: happy new year
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 BusTed: ggs
 Riandisa: 
 ContingentCat: Merry whatever to you too
 GasCityGaming: o7
 Nigouki: 
Boon_33: o7
TomatoKigu: Let's make 2026 the best we can eh.
ButButTheJesus:  
 SymphonySolstice: you're doing great
 definenull: thank you for being here
 lochnessseammonster: 
 empyreon: ur pretty cool
TomatoKigu: You can't tell me what to do, you're not my mom.  I'm staying.
 MrPipboy3000: I'll be whatever i wanna do!
 loufghyslaufey: Merry Birthday too, man!
 Ferisar: see you tomorrow
 Ferisar: on friday
ButButTheJesus: Adam is a pretty cool guy, eh thanks chat and doesn't afraid of anything
TomatoKigu: Adam is pretty dang great, ngl
TomatoKigu: Ben is pretty dang great too.
 Jadaris: @ButButTheJesus it's an older meme,sir, etc
 DaFhaye: Adam is awesome
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