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hd_dabnado: Do I look like I know what a JPG is?
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r10pez10: surprisingly few search results for 'whamjangle'
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Mangledpixel: !greetings
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Dog_of_Myth:
ArdCollider: Serge. good luck with your named beaver!
curley_d: hullo paul
GhostValv: D:
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WiJohn: Our boy comrade
r10pez10: peanut gallery is fun
putz12a watched 7 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
RockPusher: *tut tut* hoarding the Paul
Kentosaurus: happy new whamjanjle
Dog_of_Myth: Share the Paul!
r10pez10: hey paul nice font
OldUncleDan: @DeM0nFiRe Beat me to that joke!
jessicaengle: A Kingdom of Cards
RockPusher:
Words!
r10pez10: i can't ID it on sight
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GhostValv: all Serge's logs are golden... wait
Vinewood_OG: Always use protection
Dog_of_Myth: WOOOOO
hd_dabnado: already?
thraximore: Yaaaay
DeM0nFiRe: Peepers!
Cavemanhar: what
jessicaengle:
Shragon: yaaaaaaay!
RockPusher: Huzzah!
Mangledpixel: oh
nihilbyte: But are they good enough for amulet of vigor and ravnica bounce lands?
neisan2112: Yeeee
raulghoulia: 2 Lorwyn 2 Eclipsed
Lawblades: Any PPR-haver?
r10pez10: i hope it's good, it looks good
Vinewood_OG: "Welcome to die!"
neisan2112: Its now Slimetime!
Shragon: yay canlander!
Mai_Andra: that's so soon... but super hype for Lorwyn
tycoonbosh: I'm thrown off by Serge having a flannel and Ben not
jessicaengle: Whamjangle!
AllTheWeasels: February is going to have a hard act to follow
hd_dabnado: fambri
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zigboy22: CANLANDER Wooooo
Dog_of_Myth: Let's go!!!
Mangledpixel: sleeeems!
powerflapjack: a slime deck approaches! command?
Mai_Andra:
Fast & Furious are my comfort movies, so 
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northos:
I'm not sure the slime deck would be my first choice for "having legs" but we'll see how this goes 
Dog_of_Myth:
Boon_33:
as one does 
LoadingReadyRun:
Can a slime deck really to be said to have "legs"? 
hd_dabnado: oh yeah i LOVE 4/5 color mono color decks
GhostValv:
SoylentDoener: 4 colour all colours are green, lets go
marchphoenix: canlander ! yay
Dog_of_Myth:
Diabore: if its the 2 mana tifa she very has trample
Bugberry: !card tifa
LRRbot: Found 23 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
AugmentingPath: @LoadingReadyRun Sure! Slimes can be full of legs. Just not where you'd like them to be
Diabore: !card tifa lockheart
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Techmage12: !card Tifa Lockhart
LRRbot: Tifa Lockhart [1G] | Legendary Creature β Human Monk [1/2] | Trample / Landfall β Whenever a land you control enters, double Tifa Lockhart's power until end of turn.
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aussie_rob_w: serge has juuust enough facial hair to be throwing me off.
johnnylongtorso: obscure Magic the Gathering card Mox Emerald
northos: card viewer link to lrrbot might not be on?
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
Bugberry: @aussie_rob_w it's to confuse the facial recognition
northos:
Techmage12: @aussie_rob_w yes, it's honestly quite uncanny.
LRRbot: Sensei's Divining Top [1] | Artifact | {1}: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Draw a card, then put this artifact on top of its owner's library.
r10pez10: !poke robot
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
anhakha: Says "fast magic". Precedes to pause for 15 seconds... xD
Boon_33: π¦π¦
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
anhakha: *proceeds
Cavemanhar: !goodadvice
LRRbot: Don't listen to some bot in Twitch chat...
LRRbot: Scythecat Cub [1G] | Creature β Cat [2/2] | Trample / Landfall β Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature instead.
Mangledpixel: it's t... t... t... time to durdle
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Dog_of_Myth: Bolt the Goblin doesn't have the same ring
CrossXhunteR: chocobos are cute
Khalstrom: Mono green bolt
Techmage12: !card Chocobo kick
LRRbot: Chocobo Kick [1G] | Sorcery | KickerβReturn a land you control to its owner's hand. / Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls. If this spell was kicked, the creature you control deals twice that much damage instead.
LRRbot: Perplex [1UB] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller discards their hand. / Transmute {1}{U}{B}
BOTGrant: We should have a camera for Wheeler and Angel for Statler & Waldorf purposes
r10pez10: chat how many cards will wheeler beat us in "who's that magic card?"
Shurtal: serge out here, trying to edge on stream?
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature β Human Wizard [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
powerflapjack: !card ambrosia whiteheart
LRRbot: Ambrosia Whiteheart [1W] | Legendary Creature β Bird [2/2] | Flash / When Ambrosia Whiteheart enters, you may return another permanent you control to its owner's hand. / Landfall β Whenever a land you control enters, Ambrosia Whiteheart gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Traveling Chocobo [2G] | Creature β Bird [3/2] | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play lands and cast Bird spells from the top of your library. / If a land or Bird you control entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
A_Dub888: kweh!
TinyAwoo: So glad to be able to catch one of these live finally!
macintose: what up my nerds?
LRRbot: Scythecat Cub [1G] | Creature β Cat [2/2] | Trample / Landfall β Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature instead.
Bugberry: first in last out, both for cards and abilities.
aussie_rob_w: So +1 then x2 and only once each.
benjamin_wheeler: you always add one then double, no way to add additional counters before doubling
AugmentingPath: !card cat-owl
LRRbot: Cat-Owl [3{W/U}] | Creature β Cat Bird [3/3] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, untap target artifact or creature.
Micalovits: Also only for enters abilities
CrossXhunteR: we choose not to think about it
The_Wizard_L: It caps at 2 still
powerflapjack: this is why nadu is banned everywhere and we're happier about it
benjamin_wheeler: !card Nadu, winged wisdom
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature β Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. This ability triggers only twice each turn."
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature β Human Wizard [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LoadingReadyRun:
@powerflapjack not in Canlander
CompleatedPinkie: Sweet. I didn't realize how good Cub and TC would be in a landfall commander deck...I also didn't realize how expensive they are in money terms until I looked them up just now....
AugmentingPath: Spellseeker utterly baffled to not get a pointed card
The_Wizard_L: People had brewed with that in legacy before nadu got banned :c
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. / Revolt β Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.
powerflapjack: (starts singing battle on the big bridge)
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GasCityGaming:
pn55:
aussie_rob_w: Spellseeker: "Okay, which point do you want?" "No, no points." "... No... points?"
jimber_jam: yeah they don't interact
Micalovits: Um actually, they don't interact at all - Angel is correct
jimber_jam: angel is right
macintose: it's like looking in a mirror
LRRbot: Renegade Rallier [1GW] | Creature β Human Warrior [3/2] | Revolt β When this creature enters, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, return target permanent card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
CrossXhunteR: that's a messed up turn from serge
powerflapjack: mono green
justalog96: Fast magic!
nihilbyte: Not battle at the bridge
nihilbyte: Battle at the big bridge hah
macintose:
the premier lands pilot is finally bringing his a game 
Lawblades: During the break, can we get a fit check on the crew? People are looking extra nice today!
A_Dub888:
@macintose but wheeler hasn't played yet 
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Boon_33: serge close to the 'just go kill them' solution
NotCainNorAbel: word for word
Izandai: Astonishingly prescient of him.
justalog96: LOL
macintose: we just thought he had one too many concussions
RaginCaucaJhin: you think Tyson would say something with so many βSβsβ?
LRRbot: Waterlogged Grove | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G} or {U}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Tannuk, Memorial Ensign [1RG] | Legendary Creature β Kavu Pilot [2/4] | Landfall β Whenever a land you control enters, Tannuk deals 1 damage to each opponent. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, draw a card.
pn55: I do want to see Ben's deck pop off, so hopefully he gets a chance later.
Boon_33: F
macintose: and you draw a card
AugmentingPath: Basic Forested straight to death
CrossXhunteR: and you get to draw a card. fun for serge
dolphgrim:
aussie_rob_w: A forest killed Ben!
insanecat6mtg:
Boon_33:
aussie_rob_w:
Boon_33:
pn55:
hd_dabnado: oh no, not high tide
MegaDosX: Wow.
AllTheWeasels: hell yeah
Dog_of_Myth: Let's go
dolphgrim: Salty run back for slimes, plz.
powerflapjack: HELL yeah
CrossXhunteR: oh, angel is playing fun stuff
GhostValv: wowie
thraximore: Oh YEAHHHH
Izandai: Fascinating.
SpiritedChampignon: oops Ben
macintose: hell yeah brother
curley_d: nightmare fuel
r10pez10: hell yeah
neisan2112: That fucking rules
pn55:
Get 'im Angel! 
A_Dub888: !card radstorm
LRRbot: Radstorm [3U] | Instant | Storm / Proliferate.
powerflapjack: !deck
Boon_33: casual sudden death
aussie_rob_w: Highlander formats are unspeakably rad.
Micalovits: !decks
macintose: that's truly rad
Dog_of_Myth:
pn55: :S
Boon_33:
thetreymeister: serge: do you roll or does the king go second?
thetreymeister: wheeler: either one
MegaDosX: Storm count is 1
fcloud: should we take two cars, or should i follow?
bunbun3000: I donβt think Angels mic is on.
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature β Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
bunbun3000: sounds like weβre getting her room audio
CrossXhunteR: i think it's fine
FurthestChunk: @bunbun3000 Angel is very quiet as a person
bunbun3000: Ah thatβll do it
aussie_rob_w: Angel's deck has two artifacts and one of them is Candelabra of Tawnos.
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
LRRbot: Tifa Lockhart [1G] | Legendary Creature β Human Monk [1/2] | Trample / Landfall β Whenever a land you control enters, double Tifa Lockhart's power until end of turn.
FurthestChunk: The mics are balanced for Streamer Weirdos not Normal People
macintose: the concept for angel's deck reminds me of pauper deck vibes before hightide got rightfully rebanned after a short unbanning
LRRbot: Serum Snare [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If that permanent had mana value 3 or less, proliferate.
Micalovits: Big sound level difference between Ben and Angel
LoadingReadyRun:
I'll turn her up a bit 
aussie_rob_w: Angel has "ordinary speaking voice" not "years of streaming projecting" voice?
LRRbot: Jace, Vryn's Prodigy [1U] (back: Jace, Telepath Unbound) | Legendary Creature β Human Wizard [0/2] | {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. If there are five or more cards in your graveyard, exile Jace, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
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hidingbox: Writes down no stifle
Mangledpixel: a tiger?!
fcloud: tyga??
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Chain of Vapor [U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Then that permanent's controller may sacrifice a land of their choice. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
LRRbot: Ramunap Excavator [2G] | Creature β Snake Cleric [2/3] | You may play lands from your graveyard.
ajymx5: that tiga just tried to uppercut that poor man
Mustang_Redcloak: Wait. Poison Storm? Like the Pauper deck?
AugmentingPath: exiling your one land in graveyard for Ramunap Excavator has real Gift of the Magi vibes
Micalovits: A Jace?? Where did he come from!
AugmentingPath: @Micalovits Vryn
fcloud: jaceland
Techmage12: @Mustang_Redcloak something of the likes
LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
fcloud: memphis, tennessee, i'm goin' to jaceland
r10pez10: have we actually been to vryn
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
AugmentingPath: @r10pez10 Only in Magic Origins, I think
powerflapjack: @r10pez10 just for a little bit in March of the Machine
Alex_Frostfire: Useless Island. (XLN 265)
Mangledpixel: bouncy castle magic
aussie_rob_w: I think there was also a Planechase plane
LRRbot: Flux Channeler [2U] | Creature β Human Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, proliferate.
Mustang_Redcloak: mfw Magic has been to NYC more times than it has been to Vryn
LRRbot: Primeval Titan [4GG] | Creature β Giant [6/6] | Trample / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may search your library for up to two land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
r10pez10: we can go back to dominaria again
AugmentingPath:
@Mustang_Redcloak 
Boon_33: the premier lands pilot of the green
macintose: This man curving out like a champ
EmoChicken42: whole lotta green spells for a 4c lands deck
curley_d: the greenest lands pilot of the premiere
LRRbot: Dress Down [1U] | Enchantment | Flash / When this enchantment enters, draw a card. / Creatures lose all abilities. / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this enchantment.
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Reading the card, etc etc
macintose: no etb's no activated abilities
LRRbot: Baloth Prime [3G] | Creature β Beast [10/10] | This creature enters tapped with six stun counters on it. / Whenever you sacrifice a land, create a tapped 4/4 green Beast creature token and untap this creature. / {4}, Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
Mustang_Redcloak: oh
AllTheWeasels: lmao
Boon_33: wow
MegaDosX: Well.
macintose: OH!!!
curley_d: BAHA
AugmentingPath: dang
Dog_of_Myth: Okay, that's funny
GhostValv:
Boon_33: perfectly normal magic game
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AllTheWeasels: I can't believe Serge preboarded for this matchup /joking
Alex_Frostfire: I was thinking getting something with a drawback would be pretty legit.
NotCainNorAbel:
MegaDosX: It is tapped, though I'm not sure that'll matter much
jessicaengle:
justalog96: Oh nooooo. The monkeys paw curls
LoadingReadyRun: Baloth Prime gettin' Dressed UP
macintose: @MegaDosX it has no ablities when it enters so no it isn't tapped
dolphgrim: Karampus
LRRbot: Cryptic Command [1UUU] | Instant | Choose two β / β’ Counter target spell. / β’ Return target permanent to its owner's hand. / β’ Tap all creatures your opponents control. / β’ Draw a card.
MegaDosX: @macintose Dress Down was gone by the time the beast showed up
MegaDosX: Also Dress Down would have meant no beast anyway
MegaDosX: I was referring to the 4/4 beast token not the Prime
AugmentingPath:
can't even proliferate the stun counters
LRRbot: Finale of Devastation [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with mana value X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. If X is 10 or more, creatures you control get +X/+X and gain haste until end of turn.
Cavemanhar: deathrite should be tapped
fcloud: did baloth enter tapped? isn't "this creature enters tapped" an ability disabled by the dress down?
macintose: @MegaDosX my B
LRRbot: Titania, Protector of Argoth [3GG] | Legendary Creature β Elemental [5/3] | When Titania enters, return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Whenever a land you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 5/3 green Elemental creature token.
FurthestChunk: @fcloud he did it on her upkeep
r10pez10: never seen that art for cryptic command
fcloud:
ty @FurthestChunk 
FurthestChunk: no dress down at that point
hidingbox: Magic as Garfield intended, strip mining opponents into the dust
r10pez10: i recognise the symbol though
Cavemanhar: the beast also enters tapped
Lawblades: no land drop?
r10pez10: blue oyster cult
LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land β Forest Island | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
LoadingReadyRun: I feel like a strip mine on an island wouldn't get too deepπ€
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature β Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When this creature enters, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
kynelwynn: @LoadingReadyRun C'mon Paul, you've seen Mine O'Clock, they've punched to bedrock from an island, surely
Mangledpixel: beatdown indeed
insanecat6mtg:
Diabore: serge is streaking in studio c
r10pez10: is serge the villain
macintose: @LoadingReadyRun kinda like digging a hole on the beach, it floods pretty quickly eh?
CrossXhunteR: is that fresh haircut wheeler
Boon_33: Serge, filling his yearly quota for wins eaerly.
fcloud: strip mine: something that should be taken seriously. strip mime: something that is very difficult to take seriously
hidingbox: Actual Sandy B?
curley_d: Pattern Rector my beloathed
lirazel64: I have to get my son to start playing CH.
Boon_33: trust zoomers? sounds like a throw
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Techmage12: @r10pez10 hes the wham that gets jangled
r10pez10: PortlandPerson
CrossXhunteR: chat, what is sandy b? (im vaguely aware that it was a deck that always came 2nd or something like that, but what is the gameplan)
Shragon: Woo Portland canlander shout-out!
r10pez10: wait wheeler lost a roll on camera
fcloud: @r10pez10 2026 is wild
powerflapjack: @CrossXhunteR academy rector/pattern of rebirth combo
Boon_33: Wheeler had degaussed those sleves for optimal stickyness.
macintose: @CrossXhunteR pattern of rebirth, academy rector, saffi ericson
Mustang_Redcloak: The year Serge wins die rolls. Upcoming gambler arc
powerflapjack: wheeler, did you remember your saffi ericsdottir
r10pez10: double-sleeved stacks are so tall
Micalovits: Also just air from new sleeves
PorpoisesUnknown: Natural Order is one of my favorite spells of all time
keatthebeast: one of the canlander stores for portland does cube days too, super fun community
PhuzNutz: @Shragon For sure. Always make sure to stop into the North Portland store whenever I am back in town; always a fun Canlander night. Lived around the corner there once upon a time.
hd_dabnado: she got 3 points at the county fair
cat2fu123: HI NELSON
macintose: @r10pez10 The rare triple sleeve is a feat to behold
Rodzos:
Hi
margieargie: Hopefully it's not anything like Simic Slaw
FurthestChunk: triple dipper chili's...
Boon_33: wheeler, is this 5 color landpilotsteal?
The_Wizard_L: Up the Beanstalk to 3 points confirmed
fcloud: yeah, my deck is just a three-point, four-bean, five-alarm chili, pretty standard really
xHeroRuSH: Do beans belong in chili?
justalog96: @xHeroRuSH Absolutely
LRRbot: Sazh's Chocobo [G] | Creature β Bird [0/1] | Landfall β Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
jimber_jam: @xHeroRuSH Yes, unless you're from Texas for some reason
Alex_Frostfire: smol kweh!
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target land.
Boon_33: F'
PorpoisesUnknown: EZ PZ
CharredSpark: lil chimkin
Mangledpixel: woooow
Rodzos:
Drum0_0:
Dog_of_Myth:
insanecat6mtg:
DeM0nFiRe:
justalog96: Lmao
Krobster: Damn
The_Wizard_L:
Kentosaurus: fair]
macintose: Ahh, this reminds me of standard XD
justalog96: Trust the zoomers!
Croc64: so about the earlier "online players are very aggressive with their land counts"
hidingbox: Interesting games of magic where Serge strip mines the gang
Boon_33: Wheeler is just afraid of birds
CrossXhunteR: disgusting
Jadaris: @r10pez10 always has been
FurthestChunk: jesus
Croc64: good lord lmao
Boon_33: JUDGE!
alder_iris: 23 land flying men my beloved
aussie_rob_w: It's a Serge-ical new year
PorpoisesUnknown: those 3 extra points should have gone to lands
macintose: Looking back at a list from 2020 of mine where I had 28 lands, I understand
MegaDosX: Serge did once leave all the basics out of his Commander deck
curley_d: serge-ical extraction
Diabore: you ever sleeve up a commander deck and not put basics in?
Micalovits: Did wheeler do a Serge and forget to put basics in or something?
hidingbox: Judge, I appear to be unable to sufficiently randomize my own deck
fcloud: ben wheeler with the landhander
letsbelgo: !decks
Jaolen: βgeez, how many lands you running wheelerβ
macintose: @Diabore yes but it was deliberate because of hermit druid combo
Boon_33: Serge gets 1 minute in the box for unnessicary roughness
LRRbot: Sazh's Chocobo [G] | Creature β Bird [0/1] | Landfall β Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
fcloud: judge! judge! i put four lands in this deck and i didnt draw ANY of them
Mangledpixel: wark!
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Kweh!
AugmentingPath: kweh
Diabore: kweh
Dog_of_Myth:
cherryblossomchef: kweh
Boon_33: KWEH
Mustang_Redcloak: It's Kweh
letsbelgo: kweh
Alex_Frostfire: Wark or kweh, depending on localization.
Jaolen: wark or kweh
r10pez10: !birb
LRRbot: CAW CAW!
powerflapjack: kweh or wark
justalog96: Like its a Pokemon lmao
whole_halfling: Chocobo is my favorite pokemon
PorpoisesUnknown: Doh, I missed!
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.
Mustang_Redcloak:
LoadingReadyRun: chocowario
macintose:
man so many pauper plays here 
RaginCaucaJhin: βJaja gabourβ
Lawblades: 1 dmg?
jimber_jam: did wheeler hit serge for 1?
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
Wonderdoc: Serge just rip removal of the top
Dog_of_Myth: The elf can attack
Boon_33: it's gonna be a green koolaid man
Cptasparagus: So no one told you life was going to be this kweh. clap clap clap clap.
cherryblossomchef: ferris bueller reference in the year 2026
fcloud: chk chk, chochocobo
macintose: acab
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
hd_dabnado: boooo
LRRbot: Cauldron Familiar [B] | Creature β Cat [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / Sacrifice a Food: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Boon_33 thwomp noises
GasCityGaming:
fcloud: why is that so funny
Lawblades: All hobbits look the same anyways, me and my not-racist grandpa could never tell em apart
Lawblades: KKona
hidingbox: The new combo also has the upside of oh wait, I can just cast these cards
MrSarkhan: They're going to have to fix that gas leak at some point.
r10pez10: !stream
r10pez10: !uptime
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CrossXhunteR: is there a gas leak
Dog_of_Myth: !updog
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r10pez10: it's been less than an hour
Boon_33: This isn't the LOTR I am familiar with, I'd better watch it anyways.
hidingbox: @MrSarkhan Its part of the aesthetic
Vinewood_OG: Chik, chikka chik kah
revjakenash: just got ranched by Nadu in webcam canlander, and nowlive games!
sssshafer: I'm too high for this. Chikka chik kah
jessicaengle: Do you want a gummy bear?
Fr0Dough: Bilbo the science guy
Fr0Dough: no! bilbo the shire guy
RaginCaucaJhin: Lord of the Rings, but every time Aragorn is on screen βSexyBackβ plays
whole_halfling: Fuuuck, that portico is so lush
r10pez10: i have no idea what is being referenced and at this point i am afraid to ask
fcloud: lord of the rings, but every time the good guys win a battle gandalf looks dead at the camera and says "ohhh yeahhh"
letsbelgo: at the speed of sound
macintose: I'll take a blt
macintose: BLT
bunbun3000: Someone(s) didnβt take their adhd meds π
Rodzos: which blessed meadow?
Boon_33: @Rodzos the very same
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RaginCaucaJhin: βIf I Tri-block, bury me in Satin, lay me down in a bed of moxenβ
faplord___: Does breezecaller combo get played in can lander
macintose: gaes craddle?
HadesLeprechaun: Oppo is kinda messed up
Boon_33:
Serge still has the muffins he won along the way
revjakenash: @faplord___ there's opportunities to try it, haven't seen it but there are some sick lands possibilities
Micalovits: And that is what truly matters - The Muffins we made along the way
macintose: it's a little bit less of a feels bad then cracking a fetch into OP
revjakenash: The canadian highlander discord is a good place, or the moxfield.
LRRbot: Dryad Arbor | Land Creature β Forest Dryad [1/1] |
InfiniTokens: Hello!
Bugberry: I first thought they were saying Appa instead of Oppo
LRRbot: Springheart Nantuko [1G] | Enchantment Creature β Insect Monk [1/1] | Bestow {1}{G} / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. / Landfall β Whenever a land you control enters, you may pay {1}{G} if this permanent is attached to a creature you control. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature. If you didn't create a token this way, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.
Jaolen: lmao
Micalovits: lol
PorpoisesUnknown: Yeah, I'm with Serge. We don't need to see what happens from here lol
gibbousm: Kazdumb
stnrwzrd: the trolls are attacking to the shire
Lawblades: 8 toughness?
powerflapjack: wheeler, important question, did you remember your saffi this time?
Boon_33:
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Dog_of_Myth: Let's go Nelly
HadesLeprechaun: Serge maintaining his "nicest guy to strip lock you" moniker
sssshafer: Chikka chik kah
Commodore_Perry_GG: If Nelson concedes then Serge is done for the day
r10pez10: how would you even draw the tournament tree for this
goombalax: pen-pineapple-apple-pen
RaginCaucaJhin: Ben!! Go For Piltover!!!!
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Boon_33: paradox is involved? Nelly needs 14 DLC's to win.
macintose: kenku artificer nelly?
LRRbot: Etherium Pteramander [B] | Artifact Creature β Salamander Drake [1/1] | Flying / This creature can block only creatures with flying. / {6}{B}: Adapt 4. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each other artifact you control.
LRRbot: Vault of Whispers | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {B}.
hd_dabnado: Ptery but evil
hidingbox: !decklists
Bugberry: Trans-Metal Rights
powerflapjack: @hd_dabnado still says trans rights though
LRRbot: Lush Portico | Land β Forest Plains | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Talisman of Progress [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Wrenn and Six [RG] | Legendary Planeswalker β Wrenn [3] | [+1]: Return up to one target land card from your graveyard to your hand. / [β1]: Wrenn and Six deals 1 damage to any target. / [β7]: You get an emblem with "Instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard have retrace."
LRRbot: Darksteel Citadel | Artifact Land | Indestructible / {T}: Add {C}.
LRRbot: Crystal Skull, Isu Spyglass [2UU] | Legendary Artifact | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play historic lands and cast historic spells from the top of your library. / {T}: Add {U}.
Diabore: historic future sight and rock
AllTheWeasels: the skull is so good
AllTheWeasels: love moon silver key for future sight
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature β Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
LRRbot: Tezzeret, Cruel Captain [3] | Legendary Planeswalker β Tezzeret [4] | Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a loyalty counter on Tezzeret. / [0]: Untap target artifact or creature. If it's an artifact creature, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / [β3]: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / [β7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of combat on your turn, put three +1/+1 counters on tβ¦
powerflapjack: welp, lmao
Diabore: !deck
Lawblades: Phelia?
revjakenash: phela!
revjakenash: I wish it was aven mind censor
Cavemanhar: idiot bird
kynelwynn: Whitemane Lion!
r10pez10: it's masako the humorless
LRRbot: Grim Monolith [2] | Artifact | This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {4}: Untap this artifact.
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
MegaDosX: Spicy
whole_halfling: One Ring jumpscare off the top of the deck
LRRbot: Ambrosia Whiteheart [1W] | Legendary Creature β Bird [2/2] | Flash / When Ambrosia Whiteheart enters, you may return another permanent you control to its owner's hand. / Landfall β Whenever a land you control enters, Ambrosia Whiteheart gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Mangledpixel: boid
revjakenash: birds that don't fly
stnrwzrd: but they flash
LRRbot: Omnath, Locus of Creation [RGWU] | Legendary Creature β Elemental [4/4] | When Omnath enters, draw a card. / Landfall β Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 4 life if this is the first time this ability has resolved this turn. If it's the second time, add {R}{G}{W}{U}. If it's the third time, Omnath deals 4 damage to each opponent and each planeswalker you don't control.
Diabore: 19?
jimber_jam: What are numbers even
macintose: auto pilot be like that tho
LRRbot: Malevolent Rumble [1G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
BrowneePointz: I couldnβt see the deck names on my phone for a second and thought Sergeβs was Lamb Beefoven
hd_dabnado: Malevolent Rumble is such a good card
Diabore: and a spawn
MegaDosX: Also an Eldrazi Spawn
TeaGarrison: all 5 colours are represented on Sergeβs board. He was calling his deck mono green earlier
hd_dabnado: One of the few MH3 bangers
revjakenash: serge and nelson just hitting the ham button
Mangledpixel: you get a little guy
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Jaolen: man mono green going off
AllTheWeasels: lightning bolt one of the best green cards ever printed
macintose: yes colorless
Diabore: so do we quarter serge after this round or does he need to do it again?
LRRbot: Memory Guardian [4U] | Artifact Creature β Robot Artificer [3/4] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying
stnrwzrd: serge at 19? or did he gain life?
AugmentingPath: Ooh, love the GP stamped dark citadel
Jaolen: omnath
Diabore: @stnrwzrd omnath gained
InfiniTokens: We could also use an Eldrazi.
macintose: @stnrwzrd he gained four from omnath
stnrwzrd: ty @Diabore
LRRbot: Tanglepool Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
LRRbot: Time Spiral [4UU] | Sorcery | Exile Time Spiral. Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. You untap up to six lands.
KeytarCat: tangpool
Diabore: mmm fleshland
Lawblades: fleshli... fleshland Uro
Dog_of_Myth: nope, don't like that
macintose: field of the land new nickname?
Mangledpixel: Fleshland - the new theme park
Micalovits: More OG Phyrexian than Eldrazi I guess
Rodzos: do not the Uro
Diabore: now nelly can check top though
LRRbot:
Cannoneer [5U] | Artifact Creature β Turtle Warrior [4/4] | Improvise / Ward {4} / Whenever this creature or another artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. It can't be blocked this turn.
LRRbot: Nettlecyst [3] | Artifact β Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control. / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Icetill Explorer [2GG] | Creature β Insect Scout [2/4] | You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / You may play lands from your graveyard. / Landfall β Whenever a land you control enters, mill a card.
Dog_of_Myth: That's a big Nettlecyst
Boon_33:
math is for blockers 
LRRbot: Finale of Devastation [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with mana value X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. If X is 10 or more, creatures you control get +X/+X and gain haste until end of turn.
Diabore: ah
Micalovits: Stupid bird
MegaDosX: Nah, dude
macintose: yakity sax time
frozenphoenix7: Does Nelly have Ring protection this turn? Just got back.
hidingbox: Alright cue the hold music
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature β Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. This ability triggers only twice each turn."
Diabore: @frozenphoenix7 nah it was last turn
The_Wizard_L: Am I dead: Proably! but who knows!
whole_halfling:
So this is like an archenemy variant of canlander, right? 
LRRbot: Sylvan Safekeeper [G] | Creature β Human Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice a land: Target creature you control gains shroud until end of turn.
Lawblades: Are prison/stacks decks good in Highlander, but no one plays them here out of respect for our time?
Pywodwagon: get the tracker out
Night_xD: fast forward video 20 minutes
macintose: hand
stnrwzrd: lmaoooo
CrossXhunteR: nadu has shroud
LRRbot: Tannuk, Memorial Ensign [1RG] | Legendary Creature β Kavu Pilot [2/4] | Landfall β Whenever a land you control enters, Tannuk deals 1 damage to each opponent. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, draw a card.
kynelwynn: Nadu has shroud?
hidingbox:
safekeeper gives shroud
The_Wizard_L: @Lawblades Not really no
Fruan: Poor Serge, thinking Nadu is a sane card.
revjakenash: @Lawblades they see play on the channel, but definitely more on North100 showdown
stnrwzrd: serge is so innocent
macintose: valid
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Ba Sing Se | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a basic land. / {T}: Add {G}. / {2}{G}, {T}: Earthbend 2. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land β Forest |
salamisuperstar: This is why no one likes Nadu. Power level aside.
frozenphoenix7: Icetill mills
macintose: mill a card?
macintose: no you played two
Lawblades: not ture, you played to
Lawblades: two*
revjakenash: I had a good game against Nadu earlier tonight, but I could see it being more of a problem with the 50 minute round timer ticking down
LRRbot: Shifting Woodland | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest. / {T}: Add {G}. / Delirium β {2}{G}{G}: This land becomes a copy of target permanent card in your graveyard until end of turn. Activate only if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
Lawblades: Yavimaya and Stomping ground were your two
AllTheWeasels: missing a few mill triggers now
macintose: cheats megee
CrossXhunteR: stupid bird
EmoChicken42: 2 mills missed so far
frozenphoenix7: To err is to human, so it be.
whole_halfling: to be fair, it probably would have worked out similarly even with the missed triggers and extra land drop
macintose: has he done the draw from tanuk?
Jaolen: those mills could still be on the stack
Quarthian: I've definitely missed icetill mills
Rocketfins: serge should have 2 floating green
MegaDosX: Icetill Explorer mills for each land entering
jimber_jam: he has missed roughly half of them lol
Micalovits: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
MegaDosX: But yes this is complex
Boon_33:
frozenphoenix7: Missed the ones post Omnath's 3 triggers, but it's fine, lots of moving parts
hidingbox: Also its like a million triggers going on
Micalovits: We have played 3 lands though, but its fine
macintose: oh absolutely this is a real thinker of a board state
revjakenash: have some grace for our boi
benjamin_wheeler: timing out two backseaters for the new year
lamina5432: Serge is doing a good job this is a complicated stack
MegaDosX: I think there's two missed mills but it's w/e
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
jwholla: whats the bird
evethernet: first time Nadu combo on cam is a rough ask
letsbelgo: @MegaDosX Ill mill your face
jwholla: not nadu, the other bird
frozenphoenix7: The steaks have never been lower. But the stakes are also low.
Jaolen: like technically any missed mills would still be on the stack if they are there, since they happen as part of the nadu resolution (while the sylvan safekeeper is still on the stack)
revjakenash: it's a brave choice that we should applaud
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AllTheWeasels: oh right there's also just a berserk waiting in the wings (ayo)
Diabore: did serge shroud the bird?
AugmentingPath: mawp
Diabore: yeah
Boon_33: Serge is the premier landspilot, not the premier mills pilot
macintose: it is what it is
MegaDosX: @letsbelgo I hope FungusFoot comes back and you have to deal with them again
r10pez10: berserk winning games in 2026 swells my heart
Diabore: icetill was this turn
circusofkirkus: icetill started the turn
powerflapjack: @r10pez10 might wanna get that checked out
jimber_jam: sylvan was this turn
revjakenash: berserk never stopped being good, which is rad
r10pez10: is bengineering winning at TFT
LRRbot: Ramunap Excavator [2G] | Creature β Snake Cleric [2/3] | You may play lands from your graveyard.
Diabore: deathrite ambrosia and omnath can attack
The_Wizard_L: Berserk arguably even better when people arent expecting it!
Diabore: and eldrazi i gues
Rodzos: GG
PorpoisesUnknown: Good games!
Boon_33:
insanecat6mtg:
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature β Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. This ability triggers only twice each turn."
LRRbot: Sylvan Safekeeper [G] | Creature β Human Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice a land: Target creature you control gains shroud until end of turn.
r10pez10: prestige'd
macintose:
only one cheat but good match
CrossXhunteR: don't worry, nadu sucks
r10pez10: hire a new monarch of the hill!
Dog_of_Myth: Nadu combo is tough
idontgetmyrealname: did serge just clear the pop?
idontgetmyrealname: pod^
Diabore: yup
PorpoisesUnknown: Good job Serge!
couchboyj: Serge with the prestige
r10pez10: yes he TPK'd with one exhibition match
lamina5432: it looked like a very solid example on doing it
evethernet: value Nadu is the strongest way to Nadu anyway it just doesn't kill you dead immediately all the time
AllTheWeasels: This is probably the hardest board to track and playout for nadu combo, so that was impressively done if you haven't done it before
MrPipboy3000: Nicely done Serge
Dog_of_Myth: Time to get cookies
PhuzNutz: Cookies! Such a good idea!
evethernet: @AllTheWeasels yeah don't people normally have 2/1/0 zones lol
PorpoisesUnknown: Good job all players as well! Really cool decks showcased
r10pez10: who's that magic card?
UnknownFriday: If I hadn't just had cookies, I'd join you in them.
Boon_33: @r10pez10 pikachu
neisan2112: Safekeeper is a hell of a piece to track with on an already complex Nadu board.
AllTheWeasels: @evethernet sure, but they also usually don't have cards going to the graveyard as well as hand as well as responding to abilities on the stack and other triggers happening that need to be tracked in ways beyond counters etc
benjamin_wheeler: Didnβt use my timeouts, saving them for later
r10pez10: are you gonna spin the wheel
macintose:
I had loads of cookies earlier so I'm good 
benjamin_wheeler: no, I act with purpose
powerflapjack: i'm gonna just say "nadu was banned everywhere for a reason and we're all happier for it"
neisan2112:
@r10pez10 
god that can't spread 
Sogheim: is Nadu even pointed?
neisan2112: !decks
macintose: I was really hoping to see nelly resolve wheel that game
AllTheWeasels: @Sogheim yes - one point
jimber_jam: He could probably be more...
powerflapjack: eh he's fine at one IMO
revjakenash: if anyone is ever curious to try this format, the Canadian Highlander discord has opportunities for everything from webcam to digital client.
neisan2112: Okay actually looking at Serges deck, I stand by his naming it 4Color Mono Green.
cheshire_creeper: Wait it's already time for a new Pre-Release????????
powerflapjack: lorwyn releases in 2 weeks
Dog_of_Myth: 7 sets releasing this year....
northos: time, and the Magic release schedule, marches ever forward
FurthestChunk: anyone proposing points changes should have to provide one of the following credentials: tournament wins in the last year, employment status, or last month's peloton stats
r10pez10: lorwyn looks cool but all my friends just want to talk about the perfect elf
JDMan94: What about adverbs
Boon_33: woo, adjectives
evethernet: @FurthestChunk employment or peloton lmfao
DeM0nFiRe: Verbs can fuck off
definenull: any verb enjoyers?
MWGNZ:
Shurtal: what sorta bondspiel is this?
definenull: *boing*
ContingentCat: Pronouns and amateurs
JDMan94: Who up bouncin they ooze
hidingbox: New quote already
FurthestChunk: @evethernet just anything to back up you're a human being and not some internet creature
MegaDosX: Bounce on it dayo
Boon_33: Ben, pregaming his disassociation
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
revjakenash: slime time
LRRbot: Watery Grave | Land β Island Swamp | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
LRRbot: Entomb [B] | Instant | Search your library for a card, put that card into your graveyard, then shuffle.
neisan2112:
@MegaDosX 
No Henya
LRRbot: Hedge Maze | Land β Forest Island | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
macintose: what no dark rite Oppo?
Micalovits: Is it time for some surgical plays?
Dog_of_Myth:
@MegaDosX 
r10pez10: is there anything scarier in magic than open mana
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with mana value 3 or less. That player discards that card.
Boon_33 it's a bold strategy cotton, we'll see if it pays off
LRRbot: Remand [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it into its owner's hand instead of into that player's graveyard. / Draw a card.
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FurthestChunk: marsh flats domino, is that anything
revjakenash: @FurthestChunk it's bluesy
whole_halfling: Nope, let's not call it that...
benjamin_wheeler: @FurthestChunk ye
LRRbot: Rimewood Falls | Snow Land β Forest Island | This land enters tapped.
macintose: opt-ions abound
definenull: snow tapped land?!?
AugmentingPath: spellpierce, same thing U always means
LRRbot: Horizon Canopy | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G} or {W}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Extirpate [B] | Instant | Split second / Choose target card in a graveyard other than a basic land card. Search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for all cards with the same name as that card and exile them. Then that player shuffles.
hidingbox: The question is how many of them will he exile
r10pez10: oh that's cool
Micalovits: !decks
asthanius: It says ALL
r10pez10: fifteen
definenull: maybe stupid question, you don't have to remove all of em?
asthanius: Not any number
powerflapjack: +2
goombalax: @asthanius you can fail to find
Desdae: Ben It's all cards from deck hand and grave
Diabore: yeah in hidden zones you can fail to find
Micalovits: You sure don't, searching hidden zones and such
definenull: so its all *wink*?
asthanius: That feels shark-y
r10pez10: i thought this was a singleton format
asthanius: idk
niccus: graveyard and hand are all, library is up to your discretion afaik
Diabore: @r10pez10 slimes has text
Dog_of_Myth: !card slime against
LRRbot: Slime Against Humanity [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. / A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.
whole_halfling: no no, read the rulings
Micalovits: Nono, Ben is all good
AndyTold: can't you fail to find?
frozenphoenix7: > You don't have to find and exile cards with the same name as the target card in its owner's hand or library if you don't want to, but you do have to exile the cards from the player's graveyard. (2021-03-19)
AugmentingPath: scryfall rulings say you don't have to get them all
The_Wizard_L: Gatherer Ruling
definenull: ah thank you for the ruling
Fruan: You can absolutely fail to find here.
cmdrzellgaudis: you canβt cast in response due to split second
r10pez10: don't listen to us
whole_halfling: that's the official ruling from gatherer
asthanius: Super interesting
goombalax: the ruling on extirpate says you can fail to find
Dog_of_Myth: !chat
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definenull:
the one time reading the card doesn't explain the card
Jaolen: itβs a pretty common ruling for things in the library
letsbelgo: "You don't have to find and exile cards with the same name as the target card in its owner's hand or library if you don't want to, but you do have to exile the cards from the player's graveyard. (2021-03-19)"
letsbelgo: Right from scryfall
Diabore: @cmdrzellgaudis i think they mean extripate in response to slime
whole_halfling: Yes, Nelson was right
Ukon_Cairns: reading the card explains the card. except for when it doesnt.
Muddy_Thunder: @cmdrzellgaudis You cast slime first, then hold priority and respond with extripate
Boon_33 so you're saying there's a chance
Mustang_Redcloak: Same reason why you can Gifts Ungiven for only 2 cards
WheatMantis: lrrning
frozenphoenix7: Good old Gifts for 2 cards(back before they updated Gifts wording)
neisan2112: Its just that Surgical does have the different wording that makes this weird to read.
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with mana value 3 or less. That player discards that card.
r10pez10: lol
Jaolen: magic isnβt yugioh, rules are typically made to be verifiable
hidingbox: Also wouldn't hurt to have extra copies to hit more often and in case of shenanigans (not the magic card)
LRRbot: Mystical Tutor [U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
Micalovits: Sure was a mawp
r10pez10: lmao
macintose: Wheeler moan haha
LRRbot: High Tide [U] | Instant | Until end of turn, whenever a player taps an Island for mana, that player adds an additional {U}.
LRRbot: Treasure Cruise [7U] | Sorcery | Delve / Draw three cards.
LRRbot: Marang River Regent // Coil and Catch | Marang River Regent [4UU] | Creature β Dragon [6/7] | Flying / When this creature enters, return up to two other target nonland permanents to their owners' hands. // Coil and Catch [3U] | Instant β Omen | Draw three cards, then discard a card.
LRRbot: Murktide Regent [5UU] | Creature β Dragon [3/3] | Delve / Flying / This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each instant and sorcery card exiled with it. / Whenever an instant or sorcery card leaves your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Daze [1U] | Instant | You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
Boon_33: Kronch
letsbelgo: There is a dragon deck in standard now
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benjamin_wheeler: thereβs a snake in my boot (parody)
letsbelgo:
hidingbox: dragon tribal
Nickiatori: classic 2 mana 7/7
Jaolen: step 1: convince Ben life is a resource step 2: drop a 7/7 murktide
Micalovits: With flying and more upside! I love modern horizons
r10pez10: should we have more creatures with delve
LRRbot: Muddle the Mixture [UU] | Instant | Counter target instant or sorcery spell. / Transmute {1}{U}{U}
LRRbot: Rite of Consumption [1B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Rite of Consumption deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to target player or planeswalker. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.
definenull: hol ulp
justalog96: More pauper!
letsbelgo: my favorite part of magic is listening to everyones mind engine work. They all sound different
letsbelgo: Some people sound like clockwork, some like clown horns
TheAwkes: Why did Murktide have to be so greedy? It could have had delve ~or the counters, but it had to take both.
definenull: dragon's aren't known for their prudence
LRRbot: Cloud of Faeries [1U] | Creature β Faerie [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, untap up to two lands. / Cycling {2}
frozenphoenix7: @TheAwkes Dragons, never known to be greedy at all
LRRbot: Slime Against Humanity [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. / A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.
LRRbot: High Tide [U] | Instant | Until end of turn, whenever a player taps an Island for mana, that player adds an additional {U}.
CrossXhunteR: i like these mana trackers
LRRbot: Marang River Regent // Coil and Catch | Marang River Regent [4UU] | Creature β Dragon [6/7] | Flying / When this creature enters, return up to two other target nonland permanents to their owners' hands. // Coil and Catch [3U] | Instant β Omen | Draw three cards, then discard a card.
Diabore: ben also has extra mana fwiw
Micalovits: Its symmetrical, so its fair
frozenphoenix7: Ben has 4, High Tide is symmetrical
Diabore: ben has 4 mana
Diabore: high tide
r10pez10: nah he's cool
letsbelgo: bring it wheeler
Micalovits: Do it you coward
lamina5432: James?
jwholla: lol
Diabore: wait wheeler we can talk about this
theamc2000: Ben someone from chat
Dog_of_Myth: Not it
A_Dub888: spin the wheel!
SergeYager: Yo who we banning??
Mustang_Redcloak: The power move would be for Wheeler to ban himself
kellyfurtado: get down Mr president
Micalovits: I think this guy "SergeYager" is pretty sus
Dog_of_Myth: Scatter chat
r10pez10: !sus
LRRbot: Edward James Olmos is acting suspicious...
JKBalch: Set the ban wheel spinning
benjamin_wheeler: itβs too annoying for work purposes to ban myself
SergeYager: Yeah that's fair
benjamin_wheeler: so Iβll just ban Serge
A_Dub888: @SergeYager the Premier Lands Pilot of the Format
r10pez10: yeah i wasn't even gonna do it for the joke
JinaMahavira: *Hall of the Mountain King starts playing ominously in the background*
SergeYager: Wait
SergeYager: No
macintose: that tracks
Sealtest: where did angel get her mana tokens?
SergeYager: Hold on
r10pez10: serge o7
powerflapjack: (trap door opens in the moonbase under serge)
JKBalch: Farewell serge
Leshoyadut: No, I think Serge could get banned. That seems fair.
macintose: o7
MrSarkhan: o7
circusofkirkus: the wheel landed on S
letsbelgo: @Sealtest she is an artist, so prob herself
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LRRbot: Rite of Consumption [1B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Rite of Consumption deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to target player or planeswalker. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.
dark_archer: Hello, first Friday stream I think? I 'm here from Youtube
pn55:
Rodzos: GG
LRRbot: Bitter Triumph [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay 3 life. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
insanecat6mtg:
SergeYager: Wow, thanks friend
r10pez10: that could have gone either way
Lawblades: We have entered the Nickelodeon zone
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Robot_Bones: More sincere
A_Dub888: ah, the battle of the Bens
revjakenash: With all that ooze Ben's deck should be called "you can't do that on television"
macintose:
@dark_archer If adam was here he'd give you that 10 min ban 
Lawblades: Ask the real questions: Would Wheeler rather be playing Gladiator?
Dog_of_Myth: oooof
r10pez10: hell yeah
Leshoyadut: I was also asleep at 10:30 on Wednesday night.
r10pez10: hell naw
Leshoyadut: I'm with you, Ben.
gsyhiap: I got home from the pub at 7am...
LRRbot: Fyndhorn Elves [G] | Creature β Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
Johnny_CashMoney: I have a 3 week old, so there's no choice here
macintose: My town fired off fireworks at 7:30pm
neisan2112: Oh I was hearing fireworks as soon as it got dark
Robot_Bones: Tinder
Leshoyadut: This is why Serge is banned.
revjakenash: if you have to ask the elf you can't afford it
SergeYager: :')
frozenphoenix7: You can find horny elfs in most fantasy anime
LRRbot: Wight of the Reliquary [BG] | Creature β Zombie Knight [2/2] | Vigilance / This creature gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
r10pez10: my friend was telling me in spain there's a tradition to eat twelve grapes between the first and second chimes of midnight striking
stnrwzrd: aw yeah, the BBL - ben battle Live
r10pez10: but that they also do it at 10pm if you want to go to sleep
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
macintose: alright peter
letsbelgo: the sickos did
dark_archer: Bens on phones
r10pez10: was that the first phone bit of 2026
Johnny_CashMoney: Achievo unlocked: bens on phones
Fruan: Oh, Odysseus? Tell him I say 'hi'
LRRbot: Opposition Agent [2B] | Creature β Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries. / While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
A_Dub888: wait, you can CAST transmute cards??
Dog_of_Myth: Ooooof
letsbelgo:
Mustang_Redcloak:
circusofkirkus:
you could exile a slime
macintose: yeah, the oppo is big here
Diabore: wheeler is the villain
LRRbot: Essence Harvest [2B] | Sorcery | Target player loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
r10pez10: !card slime against humanity
LRRbot: Slime Against Humanity [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. / A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.
r10pez10: damn, "you own"
AndyTold: wheeler is gonna hunting pack him
LRRbot: Pattern of Rebirth [3G] | Enchantment β Aura | Enchant creature / When enchanted creature dies, that creature's controller may search their library for a creature card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
revjakenash: Sandy B for the win!
dark_archer: Hi wheeler, it's great to be here
stnrwzrd: always love seeing an abzan deck win
insanecat6mtg:
dark_archer: I just realized I can make that joke now
jellyfish0413: #oppoto10
stnrwzrd: Breezy McBeef for the W
jwholla: opposition agent is a magic card of all time
Cptasparagus: big bi son
letsbelgo: White BWC boxes are the best deckboxes. Who needs fancy stuff
Tattybojangles69: That's rough buddy
Mustang_Redcloak: The best deck box is a rubberband and ziplock bag
jwholla: the venom version of oppo agent hurts me
stnrwzrd: @letsbelgo i put stickers on mine, according to colors
hidingbox: Episode 1: The tale of Strip Mine into Episode 2: The Works of Opposition Agent
r10pez10: you can use acetone to remove printed ink on most plastics
dark_archer: I always use the cardboard white boxes my FLGS sells
CrossXhunteR: does nelly also use classics, or does he use mattes? look matter to me
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Voice of Victory [1W] | Creature β Human Bard [1/3] | Mobilize 2 / Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn.
r10pez10: so most of my deckboxes are plain plastic
LRRbot: Tanglepool Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
jwholla: one of those openings was slightly better than the other
letsbelgo: @dark_archer those are the bwc boxes, thats just the company that makes them
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
r10pez10: i should figure out how to get my cricut to cut a net for deckboxes
stnrwzrd: that's rough, buddy
LoadingReadyRun:
@CrossXhunteR What's the matter with you?
theamc2000: Nelson. that is a cool balance art
LRRbot: Talisman of Curiosity [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Hard Evidence [U] | Sorcery | Create a 0/3 blue Crab creature token. / Investigate.
dark_archer: @letsbelgo Ahh, nice! Yeah, because it's cardboard I can write on it, or use white-out, or sticky-notes without issue
macintose: time for crab
hidingbox:
adept_nekomancer:
Dog_of_Myth:
couchboyj:
The_Wizard_L: Dimir also has Underground *sea*!
Kentosaurus:
The_Wizard_L: It was right thyere
r10pez10: is it because it sounds like underground sea
stnrwzrd: @letsbelgo i seriously thought BWC was just an acronym for Blank White Cardboard
lamina5432: they have a public facade I bet
Jaolen: i just donβt get why Markov has a manor on Ravnica
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
fcloud: @Jaolen great schools
Quarthian: @Jaolen I mean Sorin can planeswalk, why can't he have a manor on Ravnica?
macintose: that's why he's married
r10pez10: doesn't liliana also have real estate there
LRRbot: Copy Artifact [1U] | Enchantment | You may have this enchantment enter as a copy of any artifact on the battlefield, except it's an enchantment in addition to its other types.
Ukon_Cairns: @Quarthian hes just so important to innistrad. he was a vampillar of the community
hidingbox: Is it going to be a The One Ring faceoff?
Lawblades: ogey
LoadingReadyRun: I like that, even in the official LotR card game we played on ITYC, there are multiple One Rings
northos: The Two Rings
LRRbot: World Map [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
CrossXhunteR: nelly gets the protection from this, since it was cast, right?
r10pez10: props to two-word card names that just do what the name is
Marvoleath: !decks
EmoChicken42: @CrossXhunteR yes
LRRbot: Springheart Nantuko [1G] | Enchantment Creature β Insect Monk [1/1] | Bestow {1}{G} / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. / Landfall β Whenever a land you control enters, you may pay {1}{G} if this permanent is attached to a creature you control. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature. If you didn't create a token this way, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.
r10pez10: copy land, copy artifact, animate dead,
fcloud: The One Ring, and The One Backup Ring, in case it gets lost or w/e
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature β Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
stnrwzrd: we have The One Ring at home
whole_halfling: beautiful Italian, Wheeler
LoadingReadyRun: @fcloud that would have solved a lot of Sauron's problems, tbh
curley_d: dark ritual, opposition agent
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LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature β Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When this creature enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, this creature deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
whole_halfling: Erm, it might be awful
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
stnrwzrd: THREE-PEAT
letsbelgo: crab is armed. Get it
Micalovits: That crab has got a spear!
Cavemanhar: give the crab a spear nice
r10pez10: hell yeah
macintose: get in the staff crab-shi
Hangedman: a (one) ring
adept_nekomancer: If you mess with the crab, you get the stab!
curley_d: give me sligh or give me death
Micalovits: Just bring goblins, I heard they are easy /s
r10pez10: i have a few decks for where i want to play but not want to think
dark_archer: Is there a viable MonoRed Burn in CanLander?
Drum0_0: Mono red night would be fun, ngl
Dog_of_Myth: I stick with my boros deck thank you
northos: *pokes hand with stick* do something!
Pywodwagon: medium red gets to play spirit guide
macintose: love double negatives
kynelwynn: Todegademaru?
Diabore: office gas leak is back
r10pez10: office gas leak never left
LRRbot: Upheaval [4UU] | Sorcery | Return all permanents to their owners' hands.
Korolan: @kynelwynn Edge of Tomorrow?
r10pez10: jesus
letsbelgo: hell yeah
Fancy_frenchman: hecking geeeeez
kynelwynn: Glad someone's seen Drawfee
LRRbot: Talisman of Curiosity [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
LoadingReadyRun: If yer lookin to avoid a stab, you better watch out for Time for Crab
nan_de_mo_nai: cool foil upheaval nelly
LonelySandbar: visions of psychatog intensifies
oberon939: to shave-a-da face, to have-a-da blue
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature β Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When this creature enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, this creature deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
LRRbot: Vampiric Tutor [B] | Instant | Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life.
macintose: game of all time
idontgetmyrealname: wait am I dumb? lands?
r10pez10: upheaval is all permanents
jwholla: upheaval is neat
whole_halfling: @idontgetmyrealname he had mana floating
Micalovits: Upheavel sure is a card
oberon939: require the grace, require the flare
SergeYager: Where we're going, we don't need lands
idontgetmyrealname: serge: runs the table and then jumps in chat
LRRbot: Forensic Gadgeteer [2U] | Creature β Vedalken Artificer Detective [2/3] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, investigate. / Activated abilities of artifacts you control cost {1} less to activate. This effect can't reduce the mana in that cost to less than one mana.
r10pez10: his brain is recovering
idontgetmyrealname: but anyway I looked away for a bit so I clearly missed something
Marvoleath: We going to Tomb of Urami?
Micalovits: Yea, not a lot of brain needed to be in chat
SergeYager: You know what they say, retire tired
LRRbot: Cabal Therapy [B] | Sorcery | Choose a nonland card name. Target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that name. / FlashbackβSacrifice a creature.
Fancy_frenchman: @SergeYager Me when I crucible + strip mine after an upheaval
macintose: chat doesn't think so he's welcome company
letsbelgo: how did he knowwwww
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature β Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Fabricate [2U] | Sorcery | Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
dark_archer: sol ring?
jwholla: gets memory jar
dark_archer: Yes, orb deck
Kentosaurus: no orb ponderers here
LRRbot: Mendicant Core, Guidelight [WU] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Robot [*/3] | Mendicant Core's power is equal to the number of artifacts you control. / Start your engines! / Max speed β Whenever you cast an artifact spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, copy it.
Micalovits: I am not sure Wheeler wants to see our orbs
MegaDosX: If you see Wheeler on the street, show him an orb
r10pez10: i can only think of doomsday
Dog_of_Myth: Orb deck when Wheeler?
dark_archer: One With nothing!!?!
dark_archer: That's guy with orbs
Johnny_CashMoney: Bdg deck on shuffle up
r10pez10: that's a spicy take
LRRbot: Voice of Victory [1W] | Creature β Human Bard [1/3] | Mobilize 2 / Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn.
LRRbot: Protean Hulk [5GG] | Creature β Beast [6/6] | When this creature dies, search your library for any number of creature cards with total mana value 6 or less, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
macintose: scryfall returns 576 cards with orbs, not sure if all them have guys tho
LRRbot: Cabal Therapy [B] | Sorcery | Choose a nonland card name. Target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that name. / FlashbackβSacrifice a creature.
LRRbot: Samwise Gamgee [GW] | Legendary Creature β Halfling Peasant [2/2] | Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, create a Food token. / Sacrifice three Foods: Return target historic card from your graveyard to your hand.
dark_archer: @Johnny_CashMoney Yes!
LRRbot: Cauldron Familiar [B] | Creature β Cat [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / Sacrifice a Food: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Carrion Feeder [B] | Creature β Zombie [1/1] | This creature can't block. / Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Hangedman: Cleopatra probably did cause people to get hurt, which is kinda like putting -1/-1 counters on them
macintose: hell familiar
LRRbot: Sylvan Safekeeper [G] | Creature β Human Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice a land: Target creature you control gains shroud until end of turn.
macintose: haha cauldron familiar is the goat
insanecat6mtg:
FurthestChunk: angel, kill him
r10pez10: poison him to death, angel!
dark_archer: Hello Angel
letsbelgo: rip him apart
drcthulu: Dream crush Angel
r10pez10: they're wearing the same colour
AndyTold: angel, whoβs gonna win tomorrow buccaneers or panthers
whole_halfling: Sesame Street UB?
dark_archer: Mox Emerald
lamina5432: which countryβs big bird because they are all different
LRRbot: Ignoble Hierarch [G] | Creature β Goblin Shaman [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.
justalog96: Doctor: go ahhhhhh
LoadingReadyRun: @lamina5432 Secret lair international Big Birds
LRRbot: Consider [U] | Instant | Surveil 1. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Growth Spiral [GU] | Instant | Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
LRRbot: Endurance [1GG] | Creature β Elemental Incarnation [3/4] | Flash / Reach / When this creature enters, up to one target player puts all the cards from their graveyard on the bottom of their library in a random order. / EvokeβExile a green card from your hand.
lamina5432: @LoadingReadyRun that would go so hard.
goombalax: Secret Lair Wingspan
LRRbot: Brainsurge [2U] | Instant | Draw four cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
atlr: ha
r10pez10: good joke streamer
Nickiatori: RIP Serge
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Can you Brainsurge correctly?
r10pez10: it was quite pretty
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
Kentosaurus: that would rock
GreyThey: Are Angel and Wheeler wearing matching color tops? It's very cute.
HadesLeprechaun: So I saw the messages on bsky, is Wheeler gonna make a Bee Movie deck?
r10pez10: is that guy wearing a leaf hat
kellyfurtado: @GreyThey they are currently playing to see who has to go home and change
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature β Human Wizard [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
InfiniTokens: Large awkward birds, specifically. Like Ostrich, Emu, Cassowary
dark_archer: they should secret lair shahrazad /just kidding
LRRbot: High Tide [U] | Instant | Until end of turn, whenever a player taps an Island for mana, that player adds an additional {U}.
letsbelgo: Hello, tide
AllTheWeasels: me whenever I open the closet to do laundry
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Cloud of Faeries [1U] | Creature β Faerie [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, untap up to two lands. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Gush [4U] | Instant | You may return two Islands you control to their owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Draw two cards.
LRRbot: Mind's Desire [4UU] | Sorcery | Shuffle your library. Then exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost. / Storm
hidingbox: Don't know how tides can get high, maybe it floods a local marijuana producer
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
Rourke9: wow this is just like the lord of the rings TCG
LoadingReadyRun: @dark_archer shahrazad, chaos orb, Falling Star, Jeweled Bird - Secret Lair: You can't play these cards
InfiniTokens: Should have a game where every time someone laughs, they lose a life. So the aim is to make the other person laugh or smile to lose faster.
CaptainSpam: All a part of Secret Lair: No.
e_bloc: Adam would be so bd at that format
LRRbot: Founding the Third Path [1U] | Enchantment β Saga | Read ahead / I β You may cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value 1 or 2 from your hand without paying its mana cost. / II β Target player mills four cards. / III β Exile target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard. Copy it. You may cast the copy.
Diabore: and 2 more floating mana?
LRRbot: Growth Spiral [GU] | Instant | Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
PhuzNutz: @InfiniTokens With a starting life total of 40, right? Still seems tough (:
AugmentingPath: !card fastbond
LRRbot: Fastbond [G] | Enchantment | You may play any number of lands on each of your turns. / Whenever you play a land, if it wasn't the first land you played this turn, this enchantment deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Mind's Desire [4UU] | Sorcery | Shuffle your library. Then exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost. / Storm
e_bloc: give me fuel give me fire give me five mind's desires
CrossXhunteR: do you have to shuffle each time, or are you allowed to shortcut?
r10pez10: this is cool
LRRbot: Hedge Maze | Land β Forest Island | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Scalding Tarn | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
letsbelgo: nooooo
LRRbot: Murktide Regent [5UU] | Creature β Dragon [3/3] | Delve / Flying / This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each instant and sorcery card exiled with it. / Whenever an instant or sorcery card leaves your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
AugmentingPath: six in a row, right? original mind's desire plus 5 copies
Mustang_Redcloak:
LRRbot: Prologue to Phyresis [1U] | Instant | Each opponent gets a poison counter. / Draw a card.
e_bloc: deck just slowrolls the pain
InfiniTokens: @PhuzNutz You can both attack them to cause a loss of life, but you can include a hilarious strategy to hasten their demise.
macintose: typical
AllTheWeasels: on our feet in the crowd here as well
hidingbox: Actively interesting position
e_bloc: this ain't paul's first goat rodeo
FurthestChunk: @AugmentingPath it was the fifth spell so four copies
AugmentingPath: @FurthestChunk ah, sur4e
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LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
ContingentCat: Cast a ponder? I barely know her
LRRbot: Springheart Nantuko [1G] | Enchantment Creature β Insect Monk [1/1] | Bestow {1}{G} / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. / Landfall β Whenever a land you control enters, you may pay {1}{G} if this permanent is attached to a creature you control. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature. If you didn't create a token this way, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.
dark_archer: Goyf?
dark_archer: No goyf
letsbelgo: you fool. She can just do it again
FurthestChunk: !card murktide regent
LRRbot: Murktide Regent [5UU] | Creature β Dragon [3/3] | Delve / Flying / This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each instant and sorcery card exiled with it. / Whenever an instant or sorcery card leaves your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
frozenphoenix7: Murktide gets counters
FurthestChunk: oh that's a big murktide
e_bloc: even Wheeler is rooting for Angel
frozenphoenix7: (But who knows how many now)
LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature β Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
AllTheWeasels: Oh yeah the murktide is huge now
macintose: murtide
Micalovits: Yup, that murktide should be massive
AllTheWeasels: perfect
macintose: lol
e_bloc: the best rewind is just to get rid of the need for a trigger altogether
r10pez10: it was me
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LRRbot: Rimewood Falls | Snow Land β Forest Island | This land enters tapped.
Micalovits: For some reason murktide has more text than just "2 mana huge flier"
AllTheWeasels: To be fair, it's really messed up that the dragon does that
MrSarkhan: True!
frozenphoenix7: It's probably about the same number of fetchables, yeah
CrossXhunteR: what about oathkeeper players
AllTheWeasels: who among us has not tried to interact with the graveyard and been punished by this giant idiot
LRRbot: Focus the Mind [4U] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you've cast another spell this turn. / Draw three cards, then discard a card.
LRRbot: Hullbreacher [2U] | Creature β Merfolk Pirate [3/2] | Flash / If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead you create a Treasure token.
hidingbox: to be fair, modern players only need 2 lands for t1 guide of souls, t2 ocelot pride with a second land for any ajani's and other stuff
lamina5432: I have it against commander designed cards
letsbelgo: april fools episode
LRRbot: Jace Reawakened [UU] | Legendary Planeswalker β Jace [3] | You can't cast Jace Reawakened during your first, second, or third turns of the game. / [+1]: Draw a card, then discard a card. / [+1]: You may exile a nonland card with mana value 3 or less from your hand. If you do, it becomes plotted. / [β6]: Until end of turn, whenever you cast a spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Micalovits: It could be "Hate magic players"
frozenphoenix7: @hidingbox Need 4 for Phlage though.
LRRbot: Harbinger of the Seas [1UU] | Creature β Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Islands.
AllTheWeasels: come with me on this journey - oath of druids for murktide with gaea's will. That's it, that's the bit
e_bloc:
what turn was that...is it legal to play Jace
macintose:
storm count 3
hidingbox: @frozenphoenix7 true true
InfiniTokens: Magic players posting opinions online? Never.
CrossXhunteR: one of these two players will win this game of magic. probably.
stnrwzrd: fingers crossed
LRRbot: Turnabout [2UU] | Instant | Choose artifact, creature, or land. Tap all untapped permanents of the chosen type target player controls, or untap all tapped permanents of that type that player controls.
e_bloc: fair play
ToppHat: Someone start blasting Yes
hidingbox: making it happen
CrossXhunteR: many mana
r10pez10: yes
LRRbot: Focus the Mind [4U] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you've cast another spell this turn. / Draw three cards, then discard a card.
Micalovits: !decks
LRRbot: Opt [U] | Instant | Scry 1. / Draw a card.
Jadaris: i want to see another mind's desire so bad lol
LRRbot: Treasure Cruise [7U] | Sorcery | Delve / Draw three cards.
Micalovits: Wait, Angel is playing Focus the Mind, but not Stock up?
CrossXhunteR: @Micalovits 3 > 2, also instant
macintose: I'm a fan of the dominaria opt, it has guy with orb
hidingbox: yeah that is surprising looking at the list
justalog96: Kermit dee frog here, holding prioritu
Micalovits: @CrossXhunteR They sure both cost 3, but maybe Istant is super important?
e_bloc: I was just thinking storm proliferate would be great
LRRbot: Cloud of Faeries [1U] | Creature β Faerie [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, untap up to two lands. / Cycling {2}
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justalog96: Bump in the night lmao
e_bloc: just bump in the night
CrossXhunteR: @Micalovits i meant that focus the mind grabs you 3 new cards, even though it discards 1. stock up only gets 2 new cards to hand.
e_bloc: lol
hidingbox: he does have red from ignoble so valid question
LRRbot: Dizzy Spell [U] | Instant | Target creature gets β3/β0 until end of turn. / Transmute {1}{U}{U}
dark_archer: a cosmogoyf would kick but right now
Diabore: @CrossXhunteR focus looks at 3 cards keep 2, stock up looks at 5 keep 2
LRRbot: Mystical Tutor [U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
Micalovits: Focus does let you discard a land or something like that from your hand
e_bloc: hornet sting should have storm
macintose:
bump in the night?
LRRbot: Cryptic Command [1UUU] | Instant | Choose two β / β’ Counter target spell. / β’ Return target permanent to its owner's hand. / β’ Tap all creatures your opponents control. / β’ Draw a card.
CrossXhunteR: i thought he took 2 already
Micalovits: He did, but doubt it will matter
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Jaolen: there is
Mustang_Redcloak: Storm
goombalax: Storm, force of nature
CrossXhunteR: i think there is a red creature in outlaws commander that does it
e_bloc: I have a feeling anytime you have a "is there a commander card that does x" the answer is almost always yes\
justalog96: Its in standard right now!
LRRbot: Troll of Khazad-dΓ»m [5B] | Creature β Troll [6/5] | This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures. / Swampcycling {1}
frozenphoenix7: There's also X-Man Storm, who does it when she deals combat damage.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I think there's an Alchemy card that uses storm, but Alchemy is dumb.
justalog96: Thanks Foundations lol
Jaolen: Crackling Spellslinger is probably the specific card youβre thinking of though
Jadaris:
i literally crashed arena's servers with thousand year storm and emergency powers
HadesLeprechaun: my friends only let me play Thousand Year Storm in a commander deck once, simply because it was a 35 minute turn
LRRbot: Cauldron Familiar [B] | Creature β Cat [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / Sacrifice a Food: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
vvolfrider: this is a spicy meatball of a match
LRRbot: Mystical Tutor [U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
hidingbox: True, but given the deck is full of draw 7s it makes some amount of sense
LRRbot: Radstorm [3U] | Instant | Storm / Proliferate.
dark_archer: Could he Path to Exile to force a land into play with the fastbond to deal damage?
macintose: storm is 1
Micalovits: Thats pretth rad
theambivalentagender: My black cat literally ran into the room right as Cauldron Familiar popped up on screen lol
LoadingReadyRun: RADICALstorm
AllTheWeasels: @dark_archer fastbond only triggers when you play lands, not when they enter. So path and fetches don't deal damage
oberon939: @dark_archer no, as fastbond is a pay ability
dark_archer: Good to know!
CrossXhunteR: !card founding the third path
LRRbot: Founding the Third Path [1U] | Enchantment β Saga | Read ahead / I β You may cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value 1 or 2 from your hand without paying its mana cost. / II β Target player mills four cards. / III β Exile target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard. Copy it. You may cast the copy.
OldUncleDan: Honestly, I think it would be funnier to proliferate the counters on The One Ring and kill Wheeler on his upkeep.
macintose:
brainfreeze
oberon939: ah I was wrong, fastbond is *not* a pay ability, it just only triggers on playing lands
r10pez10: what voice was that
LRRbot: Snap [1U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. Untap up to two lands.
CrossXhunteR: this mystical tutor copy is cast for storm considerations, right?
hidingbox: @OldUncleDan Now that actually makes it so Angel is the true winner of the event
nan_de_mo_nai: storm is like 2, right? mystical twice?
Micalovits: Yup
macintose: yes
Jaolen: if you cast the copy thatβs still a cast yeah
Jaolen: 5 more to go
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature β Human Wizard [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Jaolen: 4 more to go
Micalovits: Nah, she good - she can get remand and win
MrSarkhan:
Jaolen: ooh right
Niehilius: @Micalovits uh, true
r10pez10: lmao
Micalovits: Oh, she might not have mana for the remand line
Jaolen: radstorm remand radstorm radstorm is a lot of mana tho
Niehilius: missing one land lul
LRRbot: Serum Snare [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If that permanent had mana value 3 or less, proliferate.
Diabore: 1 short for remand
agentofsaruman69: pro tip you don't have to keep shuffling if you're just gonna keep tutoring before drawing any more lol
UtilityPunk:
Casually proliferate the storm counter for fun
CrossXhunteR: @agentofsaruman69 thanks for the pro tip
Niehilius: @agentofsaruman69 technically you do, but for quality of life, you can shortcut and don't
whole_halfling: That's technically the 9 side of the spindown haha
curley_d: yay anson maddocks reference
LRRbot: High Tide [U] | Instant | Until end of turn, whenever a player taps an Island for mana, that player adds an additional {U}.
Lawblades: Stay tuned next week kids to see if Angel finds High Tide
Lawblades: Also Krillin is still dead
FixDoll: Not much, what's high tide with you?
Mustang_Redcloak: Favorite High Tide art?
Jaolen: any 2 mana spell is it
Diabore: wheeler has a million mana now
hidingbox:
r10pez10: i wear my tie hide
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Radstorm [3U] | Instant | Storm / Proliferate.
Dog_of_Myth:
Jaolen: letβs goooo
curley_d: LETS GO
Rodzos: GG
luke__mtg: Clap
ghizmou: GG
insanecat6mtg:
stnrwzrd:
r10pez10: she did it!
whole_halfling:
Rourke9: great game!!
e_bloc: good game
dark_archer: GG!
Krobster: ggs
atlr: what just happened?
vvolfrider: we're happy to be here for the poisoning lol
macintose: GG
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Diabore: @atlr wheeler died
AllTheWeasels: @atlr radstorm proliferates the 2 poison counters 8 times
vvolfrider: radtacular
Micalovits:
500 Lets go! 500
r10pez10: !clip
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letsbelgo: bo1 timeless
macintose: pauper is still in a healthy place I feel
AllTheWeasels:
What a start to the year
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r10pez10: !patreon
atlr: @alltheweasels ty.
r10pez10: !ck
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Morrigan9: have to? you're not my dad
MegaDosX: @letsbelgo Real formats only
r10pez10: !dragonshield
Dog_of_Myth: !ppr
hidingbox: already??
ancienthangover: nice
KWardJenx: This was a great Whamjangle to herald in the new year. I love having the peanut gallery in the same room with the players. Makes the atmosphere so light and lively.
r10pez10: lmao
Rourke9: gorgeous
lamina5432: gnight
Cavemanhar: cant wait for bitterblossom on legs
macintose: The cards will continue to be printed until morale improves the wallets of Hasbro
UtilityPunk: LRR goes IMAX
stippledotter: Everyone is dressed so coordinated tonight
curley_d: it's like i'm there
Micalovits: travel on my wayward pigeon
GreyThey:
My compliments to Angel and Wheeler on the cute matching color shirts 
atlr: listening to y'all and reading chat is joyful
Dog_of_Myth:
lamina5432: I prefer running over with a car
Xafty: @Diabore you got this
Vinewood_OG: Ouch
KWardJenx: Paul the Matt Damon in the greenroom of LRR
letsbelgo: cya ben
Dog_of_Myth: o7
MrSarkhan: RIP Ben
stippledotter: o7
letsbelgo: Its the Cam simulator
macintose: F
Vinewood_OG: Ben down Ben down!
Mai_Andra:
Just in time for the release of Ashes Ascendency 
e_bloc: dead reset is so fing good
macintose:
Serge clearly wants to be helpful cleaning up so people can go home on time
Mai_Andra:
It's not actually called "Reborn" anymore.
e_bloc: exactly
rosesmcgee: It's like an episode of Doctor Who where the doctor never shows up
letsbelgo: fuck yeah crok
hidingbox: get the board oiled
e_bloc:
294
lamina5432: the fact he acts different even if you make the same choice makes dead reset very interesting to watch
Dog_of_Myth:
stippledotter:
stnrwzrd: 12 years damn
macintose: ahh
stnrwzrd:
respect 
KWardJenx: Love the CanLander content. Many thanks!
hidingbox: da bits da bits da bits
insanecat6mtg:
Goodnight everyone!
Dog_of_Myth: let chaos reign
e_bloc: fine I'll take my bits back
Micalovits: Never!
Juliamon: minimum 50, sorry Serge
MrSarkhan:
e_bloc: channel min is 50
jimber_jam: It's a reference to the song Spring Break 1899
ContingentCat:
Thanks everyone 
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