Crossing the Streams || PUBG Community Night

 LordZarano: Just had a thought. Speedruns of Cleared Hot are gonna be awesome
   LoadingReadyRun: Lobby is ready to go for anyone who might be here a bit early.
   LoadingReadyRun: Room name is LRRCTS and the password is buttslol.
 Diabore: the classic
 lamina5432: evening seeing if the game launches after I redownloaded las night
HavenDragon: unfortunately all my practice has been in tpp so i'll see how well i do w fpp ig... 
 GasCityGaming: all of my practice has been in other games, also i haven't been practicing
HavenDragon: honestly its not really been deliberately practice for this, i just enjoy solo pubg
 lamina5432: !qoute practice
HavenDragon: !quote practice
  Juliamon: you want findquote for that
HavenDragon: also i'm not subbed
 GasCityGaming: !findquote practice
  LRRbot: Quote #5677: "'Why did that sound like an insult?' 'It was meant to sound like an insult. I've been practicing my delivery.'" —Graham and Heather [2019-01-04]
 GasCityGaming: i gotchu
HavenDragon: ty 
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 Peter_Chordash: 
 lamina5432: game says somethings wrong but I am still in the lobby
 HavenDragon: game seems fine to me and i see you in the lobby still
 HavenDragon: weird
 SymphonySolstice: wabbit season
 GasCityGaming: yeah, i get that 'something wrong' message every time i boot, but everything works
 lamina5432: said a file was messed up and I need to verify on next launch
 HavenDragon: oh yeah it does that sometimes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hang on, what ad was that that was trying to play when there was no video playing at all? That shit's fucked and I'm subscribed here
 Diabore: twitch continues the inshitification
 Diabore: enshitification*
 lamina5432: I think its auto hosting wheeler
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It came up when I was bringing up chat but still, no I will not get turbo because fuck off twitch
 Diabore: title!
 lamina5432: which might actually be a good thing.  they might have fixed the family system for streamer groups
 Manae: That pw reminds me of my old Diablo/SC/War2 days where my friend randomly used "lol7" as the password, and it became our default for literal years
  Juliamon: 
 PharaohBender27:  !
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 lamina5432:   
 GasCityGaming:   
 Manae:   
 MWGNZ:  
 iarethel0ser:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's see what weird phrase comes out of this episode!
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 AugmentingPath: 
 Cunobelenos:   
 Vinewood_OG:     
  Juliamon: I can't do any clenching tonight
 Manae: !next
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon I got all mine out of the way with a series of high stress doctor's appointments since Friday so "kegels for Nelly" was what I was referencing
 APODionysus: I heard there were shooty mans in here
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Manae continues to be very good at being right on the dot
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 TheAinMAP:   
 MAPBoardgames:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there a new emote?????
JoeKim: is there?
 TheAinMAP:  is back?!
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 sheqesi: Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh.....
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 SymphonySolstice: winnr winnr  dinnr
 PharaohBender27: Wait,  is back!?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, why is that a new LRR emote before Jordynne gets an emote? Justice for Jordynne!!
 lamina5432:  
 PharaohBender27: I thought that emote got retired!
 GasCityGaming: 
  Juliamon: it's an old emote
  Juliamon: but there's room for it right now
 SymphonySolstice: return of the king
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah nevermind then
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 terribleplan: At least I have 
 MAPBoardgames: Emotes don't retire, they just get taken out of active use.
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I genuinely do think Jordynne should get their own emote
  Juliamon: when they were looking through the backend to switch things over to holiday emotes they made note of how many free slots they have
 Dog_of_Myth: Also, good evening all
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 mox_cubit_zirconium: One more?!
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 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Agree
 Diabore: alright here we go
  Juliamon: good news is, plenty of room for animated emotes. bad news is, not so much for static ones
 Diabore: im ready to shooty some mans
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Damn, that sucks
 WokenClick: I'm ready to be shot
Patorik: Remember, the Join button is small and at the bottom corner
 APODionysus: @diabore you know your duty
 mox_cubit_zirconium: Bang bang shoot em up yum!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jordynne could get an animated one as an editor? (I'm being silly)
 APODionysus: shoot. Wiggins.
 protojman: 
  SergeYager:    
 SymphonySolstice: o7 sick chunk to all our warriors today
 Diabore: @APODionysus ill do my best
 PharaohBender27: @WokenClick I thought the idea was to shoot everyone ELSE 
 lamina5432: make some winking versions
 SymphonySolstice: hi james
  SergeYager:   
 TheAinMAP:    
 GasCityGaming: howdy!
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  !
 TheAinMAP: Hello.
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 Terminal423: I haven't played this since before the panini, so this will be a good time
 TheWriterAleph: oh hai
 WokenClick: @PharaohBender27 Oh that's the idea, but let's be real here haha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey 
 omnilord: Oh, this is funny. 8 was my jersey number the one time I tried out for soccer
 protojman: airhorn noises airhorn noises again
 mox_cubit_zirconium: Donkey was decent James, this is best James
 Diabore: every second month
  SergeYager:   
 Peter_Chordash: Happy to be a warm body
 lamina5432: sounds good to me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You all have had some good turnout too
yarrrgh: 
TheInferno390: I’m on my way
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  SergeYager:   
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Diabore: oh, i see a matt in that discord
 NotCainNorAbel: lrrXmasbart
 Vinewood_OG: 
 VonShnigglewitz:     
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 xantos69: Well I'll be joining shortly.
 MAPBoardgames: The friends we made are the friends we lost along the way
 margieargie:  Ohhhh i missed you
  SergeYager:   
 rxpalindrome:  yum
 Getter404:   
  SergeYager:   
  SergeYager:   
 APODionysus: im so excited to  see Matt die
 lamina5432: I think its based on your self subbed amount
 iconicshadow89:      
 PharaohBender27: Yeah Serge, what did that owl ever do to you!?
 CastleOtranto: I love emotes
 CaptainSpam: Hooty will have revenge!
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 GasCityGaming: 
JoeKim: storm count storm count storm count
  ani_laurel: yooo
 lamina5432:   
 Diabore: 37 now
 terribleplan: And double clicking doesn't work because reasons
 GasCityGaming: Custom room, search 'lrr', join (in bottom left), password: buttslol
 TehAmelie:  ?
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  ritchards: !findbutt
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DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on Crossing the Streams we're kicking off the new year with a PUBG Community Night! Everyone is welcome to join and the game is free to play these days. So come one, come all for an evening of friendship and shooty mans! | https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has gifv) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/115845458222290063
 MAPBoardgames: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a $15,000 antique Checkpoint mug
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is G noticably quieter for others?
 PharaohBender27: 
 protojman: fabulous
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Getter404: On. Vacation.
jibkat: 
 AugmentingPath: call-in folks are a bit quiet relative to James
 TheAinMAP:  
jibkat:   
 MAPBoardgames: All of discord is quiet vs James.
  SergeYager: streamer should be louder, they're the streamer
 lamina5432: 
rosiedog88: is discord a little low?
 MAPBoardgames: @SergeYager all true
 margieargie: Not -this- much louder
 HadesLeprechaun: Matt could probably be paid or compensated some amount if he was streaming this on his home stream
 AugmentingPath: Get on my level - James Turner, 2026
  Juliamon: Streamer shouldn't be doubly-loud
 SquareDotCube: I'm on team Hunt Down Wiggins 
 7gorobei: audio gain is for closers
 goblin_snowman: Don't listen to the chat
  Sarah_Serinde: I think they're fairly similar yeah
 WokenClick: What username in ubg is dylan again?
Patorik: They're pretty close now. I think Graham was a touch quieter
 Diabore: @HadesLeprechaun it would make it easier for me to kill him (i wouldnt stream snipe though, thats for bad dorks)
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BoredAntsyPorpoiseBrainSlug-YG1BzVaDbCnO874m
caoinlean: Maybe bc james has uber deep voice lol
 PharaohBender27: Audio: The bane of streamers and podcasters
 comrade_cards: James seems much louder
 VonShnigglewitz: @WokenClick just hereforkills
 orrie104: They sound better now.  I think the game music was much louder initially
 WokenClick: ty
 Getter404: James does seem a fair bit louder
 nillasprite: Just keep Funko nice and quiet 
 Terminal423: OBS/Discord audio balance is a pain
 TheAinMAP: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 lamina5432: a miracle
 GasCityGaming: I didn't know you could actually click that button
 MAPBoardgames: Lies! That NEVER happens!
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends!  Always fun to have an Extremely Spiteful Rifle Trifle night
 DarthRagnar815: That's possible? 
 Mai_Andra: *World Premiere*
 groulux: Hourray!  I love watching Pubg
rosiedog88: Is that THE matt wigins from mill town?
 Diabore: thats intentional
caoinlean: Love hearing matt Wiggins! I've been rewatching feed dump and early shows have beaucoup matt
Yolysses subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 93 months!
 Yolysses: Planned on joining tonight but hadn't planned around the 21 gig update...
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 WokenClick: spray pattern seems to pretty much be "up"
 GasCityGaming: spectator settings?
 MAPBoardgames: you require more Vespene gas
 Vinewood_OG: My man.
 SymphonySolstice: yeah check spectator settings
  ritchards: Don't forget to allow proper spectating
 SymphonySolstice: good
 Diabore: set to "dont be a dong" mode
 morderschatten: Is there a way to join this game on PS5? I can't seem to find the room and I wonder if I'm doing something wrong.
  ritchards: just remembered that was a thing, so yeah!
  SergeYager:   
 SymphonySolstice: Clap
 WokenClick: your .net doesn't need to be installed, fun fact
 GasCityGaming:   
 Vinewood_OG: Did you download more ram?
 PharaohBender27: 
 CaptainSpam: clap
 MWGNZ:   
Boon_33:   
 CastleOtranto: 
caoinlean: 👏 👏 👏
 n3ther: 
 WokenClick: pubg just thinks it needs to eb installed
 Scarbble: clap
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 TheAinMAP:  
Patorik: Opening the game is a good goal for Matt
 Terminal423: *clap*
 GasCityGaming: you wouldn't pirate RAM......
 PMAvers: Time to go back to the old ways, RAM Doubler
 lamina5432: I've seen people building there own ram
 Vinewood_OG: Awot mowwr
 MAPBoardgames: I would totally download a car.
 LadyAiluros: depends on how many and what mods you have going
 Mai_Andra: A completely legitimate question that sounds like a shitpost.
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DelightfulAuspiciousOkapiStoneLightning-mZhj78rzPRNEJGDM
 LadyAiluros: @PMAvers MEMMAKER FTW
 Diabore: @morderschatten google says you cant crossplay outside of consoles, so xbox to ps works, but not ps to pc
 Scarbble: i want graham to know i appreciated his deditated wam reference
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 LordZarano: @PMAvers zram on linux is literally this. But PUBG blocks linux so...
 CaptainSpam: Clearly, Matt has to take 36, the next multiple of 12 available.
 SymphonySolstice: gl hf
 Diabore: gl gl gl
 morderschatten: @Diabore That makes sense. Thanks!
 dougma:    
 CaptainSpam: Serge has the invite strats nailed down.
 SymphonySolstice: v i b r a n c y
 Diabore: james come with me to home
 Vinewood_OG: Real
 Getter404: Ride the bear.
rosiedog88: are you in Canada?
 PharaohBender27: 🐻
 damn_i_am_pretty: Diabore hungers for streamers
 MAPBoardgames: a whole ass-bear
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wiggins subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 143 months!
  wiggins: No Diabores Club
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 orrie104: Hey, I *earned* that bear suit!
 SymphonySolstice: LMAO
Izandai: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
jibkat: 
 ghyllnox: 
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 damn_i_am_pretty: wait, only 5?
 damn_i_am_pretty: you cheapskates
  Sarah_Serinde: First in the entire lobby, or first out of the folks on call?
 James_the_Dabbler: Lobby is surprisingly quiet today
 CaptainSpam: Matt might die first by default!
 ghyllnox: Great news for charity
 AugmentingPath: Matt's game is unplayable, which is great for charity
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UnusualEagerCroissantLeeroyJenkins-IcvThshGSeGhAKN0
Boon_33: anyone else want to blame their hardware before combat starts?
 Cunobelenos: anyone know how to find the lobby on ps5? It’s not showing up on my list… is it regional?
 James_the_Dabbler: Matt, does your computer happen to have very aggressive antivirus or firewalls? PUBG has been pinging them a lot recently because of the new "anti-cheat"
 CaptainSpam: @Cunobelenos I don't think there's crossplay between PC and consoles, unfortunately.
 KeytarCat: I'm reading Battle Royale rn, it's a lot
 Getter404: Bionic Trousers LLC renamed to Digital Vibrancy in elaborate tax dodge
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sirzechs_666: ooh what does this button do? oh it sends some Bazos Bucks your way
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 Cunobelenos: @CaptainSpam booooooo
 damn_i_am_pretty: James was supposed to buy Matt a new computer since James canceled the Countdown to Doomsday podcast
 Getter404: Underground, presumably
Uniclonus: It's a secret. Shut up....
 frozenphoenix7: Secret basement.  Secret basement.  Down the staircase.  Secret, secret, secret, secret basement
 James_the_Dabbler: I didn't realize the tech was to use Tab all the time
 MWGNZ: 
 Getter404: That's *similar* to Wiggins going out first. Close enough?
 SymphonySolstice: $5AUD for funko
 SymphonySolstice: so like $3
 thebuzzstreams: @James_the_Dabbler Never thought about it but i guess it makes sense so you can still look straight ahead
 consolecowboy88: funko pops have gone downhill
Izandai: 
 consolecowboy88: I’ll say that
 ghyllnox: He's not being compensated, he's being mocked
 public_key_reveal_party: charity heist
Izandai: What do you mean withdraw?
 RassilonDND: cool cool cool. Missed the first game, will grab the next
  ani_laurel: thats the only way he'll stay alive
 saucemaster5000: Is this the new running man?
 CaptainSpam: Meanwhile, on the GDQ stream, they wonder why the donation total is going *down* all of a sudden... 
 margieargie: @Izandai Starting next... well, this year's DB at negative numbers I guess
 damn_i_am_pretty: Pay Matt Wiggins $5 for every minute he's still alive
 Getter404: Okay, NEW CHARITY: The Jordan RAM Fund
 Vinewood_OG: In this economy!?
 SymphonySolstice: space????
 TheAinMAP: Spaceship?
  Juliamon: this sounds like the worst bait
 TheAinMAP: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ToughImpartialTriangleKippa-ApB57sarKjDeEpEz
 PharaohBender27: 
 consolecowboy88: quick call mulder
 thebuzzstreams: mountain bike is OP
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 RassilonDND:  should really start a student loan/PC fund. Ram prices and graphic card prices are mean
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Vinewood_OG That's where the crashed spaceship comes in. Cuts to NASA and all.
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 atinyspacemarine: I'm late!
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 SymphonySolstice: gg
 RandomTrivia: 
 e_bloc: this ain't real life
 ghyllnox: o7
Boon_33: o7
 TheAinMAP: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 public_key_reveal_party: charity survives!
 PharaohBender27: 
 RassilonDND: while i wait; chat, is it FPP today?
 damn_i_am_pretty: hold on, did Diabore get Matt? because otherwise, it shouldn't count
Izandai: 
 thebuzzstreams: 
 e_bloc: its a victimless crime
 sirzechs_666:  
 Vinewood_OG:   
 ghyllnox: It sure has
 RassilonDND: 2026 and we already have a hostile invasion
 TheAinMAP: Still true though.
 Tiber727: It works that way in real life too.
 RassilonDND: sorry, ill leave it at that
  Foxmar320: Six months into 2026 already
 APODionysus: ok chat: how many kills do you think Matt ends up with? im going 1
 WokenClick: Damn, joe had my same idea, I shouldn't have gotten greedy
 RassilonDND: well i mean he is dead so ?
 e_bloc: I'll take the over on 1
 e_bloc: you mean for the night right
jibkat: F
 RandomTrivia: *splat*
 WokenClick: Yes!
 SymphonySolstice: GG Merricat
 thebuzzstreams: Should have been on a bike
 ghyllnox: \o/
 RandomTrivia: Good shot, Merricat
 James_the_Dabbler: LMAO
 Mr_Horrible: that's what I usually say when I get run over by a car, too
 margieargie: I saw that coming as soon as you started shooting
 APODionysus: @e_bloc yes all night
 TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Vehicle meta seems strong tonight
 RassilonDND: *handshake* Congrats Merricat
 APODionysus: that's why I guessed one
 e_bloc: I believe in matt wiggins
 RandomTrivia: Very carefully driving around the side of the hill, excellently played
 APODionysus: someone's gotta be tired and fall asleep at their keyboard
 Mr_Horrible: they provably can
Izandai: Clearly they can.
 APODionysus: and then Matt will get a kill
 atinyspacemarine: There's so much bullet drop/travel for a 15x
 RassilonDND: ill take that over as well then @APODionysus
 quatoria: i mean, they did it
 quatoria: it wasn't even by surprise, james had so much warning!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InspiringSpunkyMinkPMSTwin-vzUDPC8iHSyD8KDw
 WokenClick: its new good loot
 SymphonySolstice: Boat
 e_bloc: wiggins is the joe hendry of lrr isnt it
Izandai: Huh
 James_the_Dabbler: It's a weather satelite
 e_bloc: *isnt he
 atinyspacemarine: Why did cargo!soyuz land here?
 WokenClick: I've been "practicing" aka I've played like 2 games since last time, and I still don't think I hit Joe once haha
 James_the_Dabbler: I believe the lore is the map is so cold because it failed and crashed
adept_nekomancer: "Today's weather forecast: Falling satellites"
 Vinewood_OG: Could it not be hot in January? Is there a setting for that?
 atinyspacemarine: Also how did a satellite make it to the surface in one piece?
 quatoria: oh we've got some folks who aren't going to make it into the circle
 Mangledpixel: everyone knows weather satellites are just chock full of helmets
 SymphonySolstice: sick chunk!!
Izandai: Oh damn
 Dog_of_Myth: 
   Anubis169: brakka brakka brakka brakka
 margieargie: Ohhhh wow
 ghyllnox: Yooo
Manfred909: 
106 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
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 RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! 
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
 Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
 public_key_reveal_party: serge "I'm really good when the target is not moving" yager
 damn_i_am_pretty: yes, snow is cool
 RassilonDND: anything i need to know about the Subzero patch?
 quatoria: if you can leave tracks in the snow I'll be super impressed
 Getter404: Will it, in fact, be great to be here?
 SquareDotCube: that's some fast accumulation, must be a blizzard coming in
 MAPBoardgames: PUBG is basically a card game.
 atinyspacemarine: We love a round god
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TardyTiredStingrayVoHiYo-01zY6ll-kaAgI_Dl
 Alas_Babylon: @atinyspacemarine Go my Nubby
 A_Dub888: What up Gs, how’s the PUB?
 SymphonySolstice: good ol greemp
 atinyspacemarine: "the FiOS tech is on the way"
 HavenDragon: ok at least i got killed by Serge, i feel better about dying badly now
 Getter404: 50%, we take those
 AugmentingPath: helps to have a spotter who can see health bars 
Izandai: 
adept_nekomancer: Just going for a high-speed beach drive.
 RandomTrivia:  
 SymphonySolstice: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 JKBalch: Bonus points
 TheAinMAP: 
 RassilonDND: Stahp stahp, hes already dead joe
jibkat: is Bob camping again?
jibkat: 
 RandomTrivia: Must be the wrong kind of snow
 AugmentingPath: I'm dreaming of a white PUBG... just like the ones I used to know
 insanecat6mtg: Hello everyone! Good turnout for Community Night?
   Anubis169: nicely done
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RealGiftedSnoodBloodTrail-74LQEZus7MveHA0n
 terribleplan: Serge!
 SymphonySolstice: o7 terrible
 quatoria: when did serge get GOOD at pvp shooters?
 MAPBoardgames: Serge got another kill
 quatoria: was it all the tarkov practice?
 James_the_Dabbler: Serge has been playing a lot of tarkov lately
 OldUncleDan: It must be just close enough to 0/32 that the snow is not staying.
Patorik: Blegh. dead
 e_bloc: space bar mother mother
 atinyspacemarine: ze hoel
 Getter404: In the Dip
 A_Dub888: this hole was made for Joe Kim
 e_bloc: is there a troll toll
   Anubis169: LOL
 SymphonySolstice: rough night
 RandomTrivia: 
 Getter404: STATISTICALLY, what the bus?
TristalMTG: Are you SURE you're not a Stormtrooper?
 RandomTrivia: WHAT
 quatoria: ICE COLD, serge
   Anubis169: Serge-eon
 quatoria: wow
 SymphonySolstice: brutal
 Terminal423: yep, serge won
Boiler_bot: "Time for a showdown..."
 Terminal423: sometimes you just start shooting and hope for the best
 atinyspacemarine: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DeafLittleScorpionCmonBruh-c3TF6-YpJ2k_H7CW
 A_Dub888: 
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NurturingAstuteQueleaRitzMitz-l2zdwKM78IBsK2id
Boiler_bot: frosty
 lamina5432: that there is still so many alive
Patorik: I think it's cosmetic
 margieargie: It's ice damage, so maybe work on your resistance?
 quatoria: oh thank god it's joe kim shooting at serge, he's safe
 MAPBoardgames: It's JoeKim, you don't need to worry
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Heavy on vehicles today
 A_Dub888:   
 TheAinMAP: 
 RandomTrivia: Leading those shots so much like Joe was aiming for next week
 APODionysus: "Matt's been dead for years" - James
 CaptainSpam: Matt died on this spot twenty years ago this day!
Boiler_bot: Wow it's like I just heard Matt, weird
 Vinewood_OG: I had a dog that "moved to Vancouver."
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh cool an opportunity to see how to play this game
 RassilonDND: get in the zone, Autozone
 RandomTrivia: 
 OldUncleDan: Freezing?  This is at most long sleeve shirt and pants weather.
Boiler_bot: I want Joe to win though.
 ghyllnox: 
 OldUncleDan: Tee Shirt and Shorts if you are a Football coach.
Izandai: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @OldUncleDan And if you're doing exercise then it's short sleeves and pants weather
 Getter404: No seatbelt
 OldUncleDan: @Thefluffiestguineapig Exactly!
 SymphonySolstice: wow rip
   Anubis169: hehehehe
 frozenphoenix7: This is why you were your seatbelt kids
 RandomTrivia: I didn't realise this game could model whiplash
 damn_i_am_pretty: oh no its Diabore
 frozenphoenix7: wear even
 RassilonDND: i mean we have all fallen into the subocean before
 Marvoleath: slipped and hit their head on the rock?
 consolecowboy88: as long as we’re quoting jingles : .. o o o oreily!! auto parts! ow!
 quatoria: oh serge is in a TOUGH spot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Seatbelts were designed for a damn reason
 quatoria: can our man pull it out
 Marvoleath: @quatoria phrasing?
 PharaohBender27: @consolecowboy88 Get in the ZONE! AU-TO ZONE!
 ContingentCat: It does actually
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Doesn't it Serge
 HavenDragon: you know, the yeti suit
 atinyspacemarine: "all white ghille suit" serge that's a yeti fursuit.
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 Simonark: it’s always the people with the most experience of blunt force trauma who know the least about it.
 terribleplan: RIP serge
 AugmentingPath: Important question: "How do you not died?"
 Terminal423: RIP Serge
 SymphonySolstice: 
kusinohki: any chance of moving the sub/bits bar??  it's covering remaining players and such...
jibkat: rip for Serge
 quatoria: RIP serge!
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
 ghyllnox: o7
macintose: o7
   Anubis169: Teams: 3
 ContingentCat: o7
 TheAinMAP: 
   Anubis169: Alive: 8
   Anubis169: 6
   Anubis169: 4
  Juliamon: kusinohki mention it again after the match
 atinyspacemarine: ey lmao
 SymphonySolstice: GG diabore
 TheAinMAP: 
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 sheqesi: So much just happened at once!
Lysander_salamander: how's the battlegrounding?
Boon_33: circle has chosen king of the hill
 OldUncleDan: Danger:  Diobolique?
Lysander_salamander: how many rounds have happened?
 atinyspacemarine: ora ora?
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's pronounced "no please, stop, I beg you"
 terribleplan: That's diabore
 SymphonySolstice: lmao
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus That got me
Boiler_bot: "shoot that guy"
Patorik: He's here for the kills, not the dies
 RassilonDND: I always thought it was Dye-a-bore
 sheqesi: 😂
TristalMTG: shoot the puck!
 e_bloc: killin' dylan
 RassilonDND: *dye-a-boar
  Juliamon: Lysander_salamander This is first game
Lysander_salamander: neat
 AugmentingPath: Pretty sure it's pronounced "Diabore"
   Anubis169: 3 left...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why let
 quatoria: @AugmentingPath no it's for sure pronounced Diabore
 A_Dub888: @AugmentingPath you’d think so but I’ve heard it “Diabore “
 AugmentingPath: Huh, fair enough!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone can want to earn their dinner
 orrie104: Hey, you've got a circus bear for the music...
Boon_33: a hill to die on
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Certainly a hill to die on.
   Anubis169: LOL
 atinyspacemarine: "it's giving Somme"
 RandomTrivia: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @atinyspacemarine hehehehehe
 AugmentingPath: @atinyspacemarine so come get Somme
 Getter404: Tactical hide & seek
Boon_33: battle of bonkers hill
 sheqesi: 
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 atinyspacemarine: That's how the AK works IRL
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 OldUncleDan: Serge had to fire his AK?  Must not be having a "Good Day."
 Peter_Chordash:   
 underhill33:   
   Anubis169: YEAH!!!
 RandomTrivia:    
 Terminal423: GG
 Getter404: HOW
Izandai: 
Boiler_bot: HOW
Patorik: Every time the ice zone starts creeping up on me, the sound makes me think someone is coming up on a bike
 Terminal423: what a fight
 terribleplan: lolol
 A_Dub888:    
 Forgotten_Sanity: GG
 TheWriterAleph: WOOO 
 atinyspacemarine: yoooooo
Boon_33:   
 ghyllnox: \o/
 SymphonySolstice:    
 MacbethSeemsSus: gg
Lysander_salamander: wow
 NotCainNorAbel:   
goombalax: boss HP
 Diabore: well at least i got to 3
 iarethel0ser:   
 insanecat6mtg:  
 margieargie: Ohhhh what an ending
 sheqesi: Unbelievable!
 RandomTrivia:   
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 APODionysus: whia
 ContingentCat: \o/
   Anubis169: Trymantha well fought!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YESSS    
 TheAinMAP:   
 sirzechs_666:  
   Anubis169: that was right down to the wire
 Diabore: and i got a joe!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Face to face is hilarious
   Anubis169: Diabore well done
 Diabore: gg joe
JoeKim: gg
Trymantha: dam
JoeKim: i was so stuck up there lmao
 SymphonySolstice: congrats on the joe trophy
 WokenClick: I'm with matt
 insanecat6mtg:  
 atinyspacemarine: nice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was amazing
  Juliamon: Heeeey James, could you move the sub count so it doesn't cover player count?
goombalax: I spent so long running from the zone that I didn't realize I was in top 4 lmao
 Diabore: ngl, that boosted my confidence
 RandomTrivia: Great first round
   Anubis169: thank you 
 Diabore: ive been getting slaughtered in solo
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  Simriel: Pubg is free now?
 atinyspacemarine: Can the sub count be in the middle of the screen?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Still got some work to get through damn it....
Trymantha: my heart is pounding
Lysander_salamander: do they still have wild variables you can do to custom rooms?
 thebuzzstreams: @Simriel yesss
  Juliamon: I think it needs to be a little further to the left for the in-match count, but we'll see
   Anubis169: yeah it will do
 terribleplan: You can play until level 60 including the award winning expansion...
Patorik: I got pretty weapon screwed that time. Also I'm not good at the game
 OldUncleDan: More importantly, does Funko still have his Pink Beard?  
   Anubis169: terribleplan: You win an entire internet
 Zanzabar_: they used to kick people off partner for not playing enough too.
jibkat: just put the helm on
 AugmentingPath: @terribleplan 
jibkat: that would protect your head better
Lysander_salamander: Like, can you increase red-zones or air-drops?
Patorik: James, you can tie a frying pan to your belt
loufghyslaufey: Chat members getting to queue in to play?
 Diabore: god i feel good after that match
 TheMerricat: @loufghyslaufey yep!
  Juliamon: Room info is pinned!
 Diabore: i didnt get matt, but i did get a hoe
 Getter404: I mean, PUBG's parent company is now stating they're an "AI first" company, so...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah
  Simriel: Remember when Fortnite didn't exist?
loufghyslaufey: Oh Kay. I didn't hear clearly the first time.
 Vinewood_OG: "We'll call it stealing!" 
 Diabore: given i started shooting range, 3rd is fantastic
   Anubis169: then fortnite burned through dev staff at an exponential rate
 Dalrint: GoBots were awesome
 MacbethSeemsSus: We have a great idea for a game. It's this other game we're playing
Izandai: Just because it's not legally theft doesn't mean it's not morally theft.
 Getter404: It wasn't even a ripoff, it was more a game jam among the devs over the holiday break until someone had a "hey wait a sec" moment
 xantos69: Yet another reason to never play fortnite.  Don't support people who rip off ideas then laugh about it.
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Pub:G is free?
 RandomTrivia: James cosplaying as Surrak
Lysander_salamander: ok
 orrie104: Bear is me
  Juliamon: Yes, it's free!
   Anubis169: James beats up a furry live on cast 
 orrie104: BlackJackGeary in game
 nevyn666: mystikal would disagree
 RassilonDND: its now free!
 sheqesi: BlackJackBeary!
loufghyslaufey: Pffft
 Darleysam: "free game btw"
 OldUncleDan: Blizzard:  "Everquest is neat!  Let's get some of their players to make a better version."
 consolecowboy88: can you join this room from the mobile version?
loufghyslaufey: 43GB? Oh, wow.
loufghyslaufey: Hang on.
  Juliamon: Yeah... that's why we tell people to download in advance
  Juliamon: it is not a small game
  ritchards: I see James decided to land in the ocean - bold choice!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And isn't there a tutorial thing you need to do?
   Anubis169: Who remembers when the xbox version came out, and it stayed in super low-res poly mode for like 5 minutes while the console struggled to keep up?
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Thefluffiestguineapig There is but it's real short
 OldUncleDan: Don't understand why James would choose to drop right into a pit filled with spikes and tentacles.
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus Still adds onto the time factor was more my point for chat people wanting to drop into a game
Lysander_salamander: sounds intriguing
jibkat: checks Matt's inventory
 margieargie: You just skipped one earlier 
 Getter404: Can I get uuuuuuuhh
jibkat: hes been hogging all the arrows with them
 RassilonDND: whoever that was... rude
 RassilonDND: lol
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: James fell in a hole...It's not as much fun when he does it on purpose.
 Getter404: From hither to thither
Lysander_salamander: 
 sirzechs_666: of course James has a frying pan
  Simriel: When the heck did the AUG get added to the game
kusinohki: as long as your dreams are down hill from your heart...
 SymphonySolstice: shootym but no looty
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @sirzechs_666 Why do you think the meme became a physical object in the moonbase?
Izandai: @sirzechs_666 That's not a James thing. Frying pans are armor.
Lysander_salamander: nice
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PlausibleCautiousCodTebowing-Sx2k3oxSqHMGiKQ_
 Nigouki: Deagle was Smeagol's cousin, right?
 sheqesi: I *knew* someone was up there and I walked into that trap anyway 
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 e_bloc: you wouldn't download a real car
  Simriel: The very chill Shit from G was hilarious
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Eh it would depend TBH
Izandai: 
Lysander_salamander: 
 Marvoleath: just use it's full name, Bichael
 A_Dub888: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 AugmentingPath: y'know what,  you, *harshes your vibes*
  Simriel: What is LRRs official Return to Office policy 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 e_bloc: enemies turned lovers
 margieargie: @Izandai Must be a GIF situation
 AugmentingPath: @Simriel for a hint, check James's background
 MacbethSeemsSus: Boating in rage
 A_Dub888: @AugmentingPath got it, break into James’ home office
 LordZarano:  
Lysander_salamander: oh, it's snowing!
 margieargie: Running up that hill with no problem?  Must have made a deal with God
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 SymphonySolstice: diabore with the bear trophy
  Juliamon: It's the hill everyone wanted to die on
 atinyspacemarine: *sigh* well there I go
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no, nun bullets
  Simriel: None Bullets with Left Beef
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 Vinewood_OG: @Juliamon Golf clap
 orrie104: Bah, Bear on a motorcycle a bad idea...
 SymphonySolstice: a fun idea tho
 atinyspacemarine: I should get my headset on, I have no ability to tell direction right now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SymphonySolstice For who exactly
 sheqesi: Did the bear's hair get caught in the spokes?
 RassilonDND: doesnt matter, but i prefer pills then drink, cause drink is faster
 AugmentingPath: Well, it doesn't seem like they're in much danger on the roof, so...
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: The roof of the building they're on, obviously.
 JadedCynic: isn't it beer before liquor, you're gonna be sicker? 
 OldUncleDan: No...  It's liquor before space travel, feel your insides unravel.
 letsbelgo: its a flare for emergencies
 sheqesi: @orrie104 how did you get a bear suit?  I feel like we should all get one and show up to community night and James just has 50 bears to shoot at
  Simriel: Flared Base?
 A_Dub888: in case of emergency, flare base
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Maybe it's beer before licker? Like from L4D?
Boon_33: it's got a flared base to prevent emergencies
 HavenDragon: oof i got stuck on my bike...
 A_Dub888: @Simriel same braincell
 NotCainNorAbel: is it a small box of buttons and pins to show your flare?
 RassilonDND: no, whose on first, i dont know is on second, flared base
kusinohki: Jen has 25 flair on her uniform...
 spo8n: never eat on an empty stomach 
  Simriel: @spo8n Died of Food Paradox
 OldUncleDan: @spo8n You're right.  You should use a plate.
 HavenDragon: hope that @xantos69 likes my bike 
 7gorobei: that's old school spite club tire hatred
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @OldUncleDan I usually eat on the couch, but sometimes on a chair.
 JadedCynic: @spo8n instructions unclear: attempted to feast while already full. Brb, getting stomach pumped
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As opposed to crouching and thinking you're running?
 RassilonDND: @JadedCynic try turning your stomache on and off again. Gotta cycle those juices im told
 OldUncleDan: Outside the zone?  Autozone?
  Juliamon: Come one come all to the Yager Clinic. He'll fix all your problems!
Izandai: 
 APODionysus: 
adept_nekomancer: Collect all the medkits.  Make your own circle.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
Boon_33: 
Izandai: Oh my GOD Matt
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RockPusher: 
 James_the_Dabbler: GDI SERGE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: AGAIN????
 letsbelgo: matt
 RassilonDND: wait what?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He did it again
Boiler_bot: cross country crouching
 A_Dub888: !quote Matt w
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 RassilonDND: OOOF
Lysander_salamander: nice
 SymphonySolstice: o7
Boon_33: wow
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Boiler_bot: nice
 RassilonDND: one shot one kill
 MacbethSeemsSus: damn
 ghyllnox: \o/
 letsbelgo: dang
 ghyllnox: 
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  ritchards: cmon James!
 azureHaights: It's just a little crispy, it's still good, it's still good
 A_Dub888: but you DID find a vehicle
 OldUncleDan: Sounds like my first car.  Ironically, it was a Pontiac Phoenix.
 SymphonySolstice: lmaooo
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
  ritchards: nearly made it!
Boiler_bot: rip
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehe
 margieargie: Perfect timing
Boon_33: WOW Matt
  Juliamon: I was thinking it looked suspiciously clear
 terribleplan: SERGE!
TheInferno390: Merricat I’m not sorry but I do apologize
Izandai: Where's Matt?
 SidewinderSky: you have no idea how hard i was kicking myself for missing EVERY shot after the first, then even harder when i realized it was you, james
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Boon_33: @Izandai in a different zipcode
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Matt is likely dead due to thining he's running and being crouched AGAIN
 APODionysus: can you check on Matt for us, James?
 xantos69: GRRR.  I died to first person again.  My life for playing TPP.
Izandai: @Boon_33 
 A_Dub888: press the “grenade” button obviously
 lamina5432: I am so bad at telling where I am shot from
 TheAinMAP: 
 Forgotten_Sanity: there was 6 of us there
 SymphonySolstice: 
 APODionysus: Yessss
Lysander_salamander: nice
 BusTed: bounty claimed
Boiler_bot: Hah!
 RassilonDND: @xantos69 I feel your pain, I got a car, rushed to prison, then got immediately headshot before i could get out of the car. Driving Uber is real rough
Izandai: And here we see Matt's patented "Stand stock still while being shot at" strategy.
 GasCityGaming: jumping out of a car while moving is a bad idea!
 margieargie: Old-fashioned duel
 HavenDragon: Serge...
 ghyllnox: Serge...
Lysander_salamander: 
 atinyspacemarine: Not on this one, serge
 azureHaights: Do we have to have a talk with HR? (HR stands for HeatheR)
 xantos69: @RassilonDND Yea.  Nothing in this game is worse than driving in FPP.
 OldUncleDan: YourDeathByJoeKim
 lamina5432: if you could fins my killer there were 4 med kits
 SymphonySolstice: matt in top 10 is a good accomplishment
 WokenClick: Hey I at last got a kill this time, I'll take it
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Mr_Bitterness: Serpentine! Serpentine!
 SymphonySolstice: gottemmm
Boiler_bot: dang
 azureHaights: JustHereForeKills, more like MyDeathToJoeKim
 Diabore: did not think they were in the house
 BusTed: damn
 OldUncleDan: Noted scientist Wayne Gretzky.
 atinyspacemarine: Bad at keeping in his lane
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah, it's not fantastic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: All those concussions did a number
 Vinewood_OG: Bus that guy
 Diabore: JOE YOU STIOLE MY KILL
Boon_33: Matt did find a car, so he made it to the fight
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Diabore might be hunting Joe now
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
loufghyslaufey: Heh, grand theft royale
loufghyslaufey: <(=w=)>
 atinyspacemarine: Same as parachuting
loufghyslaufey: But what if you purposefully "war crime?"
 atinyspacemarine: I'm playing too much Arc Raiders because I keep thinking about wanting an Anvil
 Mr_Bitterness: Canada is responsible for quite a few of that list. Like throwing food to an enemy and then next throwing grenades
 GamerCat88: 369 damn she fine
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @loufghyslaufey You will be relegated to a specific selection of games for lengths of time commensurate to your offense
Boon_33: @atinyspacemarine I think greeks are the reason for that theory, only paratroompers believe in that one though.
 RassilonDND: Ooh fellow raiders here
 Saintnex: oh no a LOT of Canadians died, it’s why it led to a conscription crisis the helped to bring down the govt 
loufghyslaufey: Gawd. That sounds heavy
Patorik: GG Joe Kim
Patorik: Enjoy all the good stuff I found
 Territan: I would like some char siu right now.
 Diabore: they killed me, theyre good
 e_bloc: how much does this guy weigh
 terribleplan: OOF
Boiler_bot: good
 Terminal423: GG
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 underhill33:   
Boiler_bot: Very nice
Lysander_salamander: nice
 atinyspacemarine: @Boon_33 Yeah, also not likely to actually come up these days.  Paras are mostly replaced with helos if I understand correctly
 GamerCat88: ggs
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 ghyllnox: \o/\o/
 SymphonySolstice:    
 Mr_Bitterness: 
 thebuzzstreams: well played
 BusTed: 
 Diabore: fuck matt was so close
 atinyspacemarine: GGGGGGG
 VonShnigglewitz: GG!!
 insanecat6mtg:    
Boon_33:   
 sirzechs_666:    
 Diabore: i almost had him
 RassilonDND: GG
 SymphonySolstice: james can you scootch the sub bar a little more to the left, still covering the number a bit
 lamina5432: free to play and theres a 10 min tutorial
Lysander_salamander: Maybe I'll try it next time this comes around
 SymphonySolstice: that should do it,  thanks
Trymantha: Grats Forc on the Win
TristalMTG: I haven't played a shooty since Counterstrike 25 years ago so while I'd love to be part of the group I would literally just die wondering how to shoot gun
 Diabore: so i need to patrol the edge of zone, got it
Patorik: One more!
 atinyspacemarine: Can the sub notifier be rotated about 30 degrees clockwise, pivotting on the left-hand side?
 Astrovore: I haven't played this since 2018
 LordZarano: 10 minute tutorial and 43Gig download and a rootkit
 Astrovore: do I need to get through the tutorial before I join?
 xantos69: @TristalMTG But think of how helpful that could be to me who is also bad?
TristalMTG: I hadn't thought of that
Izandai: Okay tryhard. 
 Diabore: glgl, lets hope i find matt this time
 SymphonySolstice: gl hf
 TheMerricat: @astrovore game forces tutorial if you haven't played it yet.
 Astrovore: @TheMerricat got it, thanks
 Diabore: bear is near home
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The dino head with the coat is unpleasant
 orrie104: Ow my skin!
Izandai: That's a cool coat.
 Saintnex: I legit thought Matt was saying Korean lol
 Vinewood_OG: Boooo
Izandai: Hey, it
Izandai: Hey, it's better than Fortnite.
Lysander_salamander: do they still have those events like the Larping one?
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 Marvoleath: "And the sponsor of today's deathmatch is... Porche!
 azureHaights: Snake? Snake?! SNAKI
 damn_i_am_pretty: lets go Wiggins
 azureHaights: It's time for Is This Your Gift Card?
 APODionysus: what I want most is Matt to win a match but get zero kills
 A_Dub888: talk to wheeler and listen to the horse joke
 APODionysus: this would be ideal I think
Boon_33: wiggins is warmed up now, he'll own the zone.
 APODionysus: @Boon_33 [X]
Izandai: 
 SymphonySolstice: CLOWN
 RandomTrivia: 
TommyGoodale: LMFAOOOO
 thebuzzstreams: Freshy and a clown!
 Saintnex: NO
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
 letsbelgo: AHHHHHHHH
Boiler_bot: OHGOD
 APODionysus: HOLY SHIT
 letsbelgo: Fuck fuck fuck fuck
 TheAinMAP: 
Boiler_bot: clip that!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
 CastleOtranto: I got jump scared
 Diabore: so uh... come here often
 Marvoleath: !clip
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Izandai: Horrifying.
 Mr_Bitterness: Not just anyone, a clown
adept_nekomancer: Sudden clown friend
Lysander_salamander: that was startling
GedankenPalast_: Not just anyone...horror clown in the backseat
 MacbethSeemsSus: damn, almost got the punches in
 Diabore: ty!
Lysander_salamander: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 GamerCat88: that clown has seen you
 Sogheim: five star Uber rating right here
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ToughSleepySheepWow-TtD3KAn8MHh8W_Fo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Isn't this a game about being rude?
 APODionysus: @Lysander_salamander oh my god was that you diabore
 Saintnex: also, we can’t prove that evil clown won’t come back to haunt us lol
 OldUncleDan: Driver didn't run me over...  Five Stars!
Boiler_bot: I thought horror games was another stream
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WonderfulLaconicPeanutNotLikeThis-_GBA7CmsD18PEk1F
 azureHaights: It's only hilarious if it happens to the sound of eurobeat, otherwise it's just sparkling poor sportsmanship
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So Pennywise?
 Lord_Hosk: @Thefluffiestguineapig No, its a game about killing people, no need to be rude
 atinyspacemarine: serge!
 iarethel0ser: "Evil clown" is redundant, isn't it?
Izandai: Still better than a creepy ass-clown.
 atinyspacemarine: serge just got me, first time I bumped into you
 Mr_Bitterness: They were your best friend!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lord_Hosk That's fair, I guess you would only do it if it was REALLY funny
Boon_33: his Name is Serge Yager, he's not Serge Friender
 A_Dub888: Narrator: it was personal
 atinyspacemarine: I don't think so?  I don't remember you getting me
 RandomTrivia: Stream tracers work both ways 
 Peter_Chordash: I sure did!
 atinyspacemarine: Also no worries, any saltiness is at my own being rusty
 APODionysus: I really wanted Matt to immediately get shot there
 azureHaights: ACE32, aka me 11 years ago, amirite gamers
 RockPusher: "Nonono, a psychopath kills people for no reason, *I* kill for chicken!" 
 A_Dub888: @atinyspacemarine rust due to salt
 APODionysus: the universe lacks comedic timing
 e_bloc: you old sailor you
Boon_33: and out of ammo
 atinyspacemarine: @A_Dub888 yeah, that
 brainbosh: You have to shoot both ends of the line I think>
 MacbethSeemsSus: can you just cause it?
Lysander_salamander: this game still has mortars, right?
kevenwith2es: 100 That's all for me tonight.  Thanks for hosting these, James!
 thebuzzstreams: @MacbethSeemsSus Yep, gotta shoot point A and point B
NightBook1: Ziplines let you go from high place to low place so you need to find a place lower than you to zipline too, not a higher place like you were trying too
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MagnificentBravePizzaOSkomodo-uwulmDdnB4ISfg9w
 margieargie: Joe "The Zone" Kim
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Mickey is kind of just demented
Izandai: ???????????????
 RandomTrivia: 
 itira: 
 GamerCat88: lmao
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Peter_Chordash: Classic
 SymphonySolstice: hello????
 ghyllnox: 
 frank_the_great:   
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 e_bloc: !clip
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 margieargie: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: ??!?!?
 azureHaights: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! WITHER FAAFO?
 A_Dub888: like the Ginger and Boots?
 frank_the_great: Graham is famous for never telling lies ever
 Mr_Bitterness: @A_Dub888 I heard they f'd an ostrich
Izandai: Jesus christ. 
 anyGould: One should never defend their dumb 20-year decisions other than "we were 20 and you had to have been there".
 APODionysus: !addNick Matt "horse fucker" Wiggins
Izandai: Already on it.
 APODionysus: excellent 
  Simriel: It's always about Chunks with James
 A_Dub888: @Mr_Bitterness allegedlys
 azureHaights: @Simriel Remote-Hole-Punch-A-Chunk
Lysander_salamander: Maybe it'll get explained in the sequel
 RandomTrivia: Wait this game has cannon? 
Boon_33: Aliens were easier to get than Kpop demon hunters
 RandomTrivia: Artillery seems like it would have poor mobility
 Natimus_Prime: Pretty sure that's just a SpaceX rocket, not a UFO
 Dumori: @Natimus_Prime Seems to intact for that
Lysander_salamander: how is the sequel game going, anyway?
 Lord_Hosk: You're not special Graham... We are all watching James 
Boon_33: shame you can't duel wield pans
 SymphonySolstice: matt taken out by a nutsack
 RandomTrivia: 
  Foxmar320: Good name
 RandomTrivia: That kill was a load of bollocks 
 APODionysus: wait is Matt dead? I didn't see a kill alert
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
  Foxmar320: Oh those are good, did you get screen shots G?
 Peter_Chordash: 
 SymphonySolstice: dr mcweiner is a great name
 AugmentingPath: I'm sure that's not true, Serge, you're just being paranoid
 James_the_Dabbler: Earned
 Dog_of_Myth: but not zero
 frank_the_great: But never zero
 jessicaengle: Howdy shooty friends
Lysander_salamander: mmm, pickle
 A_Dub888: Serge “Full of Bullets” Yager
 OldUncleDan: I like pickles, but I prefer olives.
Lysander_salamander: nice
 SymphonySolstice: o7
Boon_33: nice
 thebuzzstreams: well spotted
 TheAinMAP: 
 ghyllnox: o7
 sirzechs_666: Serge "Bullet Sponge" Yager
Trymantha: gg jAMES
 azureHaights: Walked straight into your situational awareness
 A_Dub888: James “All according to keikaku” Turner
 sheqesi: Nice shot, Joe Kim!
 OldUncleDan: You can have ours!
Lysander_salamander: It's only snowed a couple times this winter so far, and they melted rather quick
 SymphonySolstice: it has snowed every day since the beginning of december. it will not stop. all is snow
Lysander_salamander: sorry about that
 HavenDragon: i'm in florida, it wasn't even cold for Yule here...
 seemsdeece: We got 2 snow days in December in NJ
 Mr_Bitterness: We got way too much too quickly at the start of December, I'm good for the year
 Pywodwagon: I have the air conditioning on
 seemsdeece: Almost 3
 Dumori: I got 2mm of dust last night
QuantumTwitch: We had zero snow and the got 50cm in 1 day. Yay weather.
 SymphonySolstice: serpentine!
 OldUncleDan: Plenty of snow here in Minnesota.
 RandomTrivia: 
 Diabore: thanks for the ride james
 MacbethSeemsSus: If someone could turn the heater back on in the midwest that'd be great
 Diabore: i squandered it but thanks
Lysander_salamander: is that artillery operational?
Patorik: Snowing here tonight. But I like snow, so it's okay
 WokenClick: Diabore, I feel a bit ashamed it took me like a full clip to get you but I'm still counting it a win hah
 dougma: @JoeKim it was JohneyJohney
 thebuzzstreams: You can't shoot him, he's doing a 360
 SymphonySolstice: got nutted
 HadesLeprechaun: we're repeating James criticsms on Joe now, right? lol
Izandai: @Diabore You were the car clown?
 Peter_Chordash: I was rooting for you Gifted
 atinyspacemarine: It's the energy I put out to serge.  I'm sorry to have contributed to this cycle of violence.
 WokenClick: Running into one of the regular top 3 is such a death sentence hah
JoeKim: lmao was it?
 Diabore: @Izandai sure was
JoeKim: i cant believe they got me
 APODionysus: @Diabore that's ANAZINH
Izandai: lmao
JoeKim: they had to have been SO low from the double headshot
Boon_33: serge while sprinting at someone: STOP SHOOTING
 Diabore: @WokenClick gg's, i had someone behind me too so i couldnt hide
 WokenClick: oh ya you were in a no win for sure
 lamina5432: not my day I still need my one kill
 atinyspacemarine: Serge, crying while emptying a browning at someone: "Stop shooting!"
 RandomTrivia: *bork*?
 APODionysus: 
Boon_33: Serge, legally changing his name to Serge Negotiator
 Natimus_Prime: Jad e has *opinions*
 thebuzzstreams: puppy
 Marvoleath: 
 Peter_Chordash: Oh my
  Juliamon: 
 WokenClick: oooof
Boon_33: F
 RandomTrivia: WOOOOOOOAHHH
Lysander_salamander: nice
 BusTed: wow
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 SymphonySolstice: 
Izandai: 
 thebuzzstreams: REDEMPTION!!
 RandomTrivia:     
 letsbelgo: WOWOWOW
GedankenPalast_: WOA
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The dog is more important!
 ghyllnox: F
Boon_33:   
 margieargie:    
 jessicaengle: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 kimmiekoneko: get wrecked james lol
FelidarSov: 
 Forgotten_Sanity: nice
 putz12a: That echo...
 ghyllnox: Echo echo
GedankenPalast_: Graham is hotmicing?
Boon_33: shot so hard his discord duplicated
Boiler_bot: Yeah it's been going on for a bit
 TheAinMAP: 
 Mathwyn: The echo echo echo echo
Boon_33: Hi Wiggins
Izandai: We heard Matt say he stepped away but James died immediately after so that kind of drowned him out.
 jessicaengle: Ages, ages, ages...
 Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun now that youre dead james, thanks for the ride at the start
Boiler_bot: That was hilarious Diabore
  wiggins: I said "I stepped away for a minute, but I hear someone's getting cooked over there?"
Boon_33: Diabore, did you rate 5 stars?
 A_Dub888: @Diabore good job clowning on him
Izandai: @wiggins ty
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 SymphonySolstice: wow
 HavenDragon: sometimes a whole bunch of crates drop
Patorik: The Time Lord
 HavenDragon: i've seen like 6-10 or smth
 jessicaengle: Player Unknown Boxground
 RandomTrivia: 
Lysander_salamander: 
Boiler_bot: "there's a guy!"
 RassilonDND: drat
Boon_33: Serge also tanked all of James
 RassilonDND: fighting VT is rough
 WokenClick: Getting killed by the eventual winner usually feels good. Less so when they have like a bajillion kills haha
 BusTed: 
Izandai: Dang, well executed.
 MacbethSeemsSus: gg
 SymphonySolstice:   
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 underhill33:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who is this we are watching?
 insanecat6mtg:    
 RandomTrivia:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 Dog_of_Myth:   
Boon_33:   
 xantos69: James, how many bits do I have to donate to have a game in third person? 50
 Diabore: theyre real good
 GasCityGaming: hey, good house fight @RassilonDND
Patorik: Great jorb!
 lamina5432: crates as cover?
 lamina5432: gg
 atinyspacemarine: I just want to get a singlular kill
 Zanzabar_: gg Forc
 TheAinMAP:  
forcorus1: ggs!
Sly_Cox: how can I join?
Trymantha: @forcorus1 leave some for the rest of us Forc
Patorik: I usually play TPP, so let's see if I do any better
 drrek0: 3rd person is the nostalgia mode, so I'm in favor
 frank_the_great: buttslol
  Juliamon: Info should still be pinned in chat
Boon_33: buttslol
Boon_33: @Juliamon sure is
 RassilonDND: @GasCityGaming Thanks, good fight. I felt like it was fair,
Boon_33: @Boon_33 or was till a secound ago?
 atinyspacemarine: Need to get in on the LRR PUBG clan
 Diabore: he counts for the number but he wont load in
 frank_the_great: My and my friend's go-to password for games is ballz
 Zanzabar_: and if you prefer fpp just hit v if you want to switch.
 A_Dub888: tuxedo mask?
 Diabore: has to be miramar though
 kimmiekoneko: ok let's try one of these. i'm nervous
 GasCityGaming: @RassilonDND i ran by the base of the stairs a couple times and didn't get anything so thought you left. lol
 xantos69: But to be fair... the thing Serge is saying sounds great too.
DigitalSeahorse: 
 margieargie: @A_Dub888 All you get are roses to throw at each other
Boon_33: @Boon_33 re: sure is pinned
Patorik: Hey, does anyone know if bullets stay the same strength at longer distances from the same gun, or are they weak at long distances? I can't remember
 Diabore: tequila
 Zanzabar_: custom settings are supper fanagely
 Stripe_dog: Tequilla Sunrise is my favorite cocktail
 GasCityGaming: Task Manager, less popular british TV series
 orrie104: Tequila Mockingbirds - good band
 xantos69: Wasn't it the thing with only cars, shotguns and teams?
 WokenClick: @Patorik I think it depends on the type?
 atinyspacemarine: Surely Tequila mockingbird would be scoped bolt actions?
 SquareDotCube: Tequila Mutata
forcorus1: @Patorik there is fall off damage
 RassilonDND: @GasCityGaming I was going to bail because of the blue, but saw you and was like: Welp either i shoot you or get shot running for zone
 frank_the_great: That's the guy from Disco Elysium
Boiler_bot: Are PUBG community nights a regular thing again?
 RassilonDND: then Reyyan shot me
 RassilonDND: running to zone
 terribleplan: cars and Kars
Patorik: @forcorus1 Gotcha, thanks!
 SquareDotCube: Go for the Mad Max mode
 Diabore: @Boiler_bot first monday every 2 months
 orrie104: @Boiler_bot Semi-regular.  Every other month
Boiler_bot: cool cool
 Zanzabar_: the old discord crew used to do a train heist mode on vikendi but they changed the trains around so you cant anymore.
  wiggins: keveen
 MacbethSeemsSus: Otacon, I'm in
 Diabore: @wiggins could be keeven, or keeveen
 SymphonySolstice: gl hf
 damn_i_am_pretty: @wiggins Keben
Patorik: No
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Possibly during the subathon
Boon_33: funko has to go battle some Australian wildlife for his home.
 Diabore: subathon sounds right
 Diabore: no like
 c_money_2000: so I don't forget: thanks so much for hosting these.  this is my fav game and you guys are a ton of fun to play with
 Diabore: you get a significant handicap though
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 SymphonySolstice: 
 APODionysus: I'm feeezing
 TheAinMAP: 
Boon_33: grenades are a form of emoteing
 RockPusher:   
 jessicaengle: 
Izandai:   
 Diabore: james we doing it again?
Barb4rian:   
 iarethel0ser: 
 RockPusher:  
 APODionysus:   
 sirzechs_666: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
 BusTed: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 damn_i_am_pretty: 
Izandai: WHOA
 frank_the_great: Word to her
Boon_33: stream sniping is 3rd person with extra steps
Izandai: UM
 MrSarkhan: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! How does taxidermy change the mouthfeel of a dead goose?
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 jessicaengle: uhhhhhhh
 frank_the_great: Is she baptized?
 SymphonySolstice: that's what my grandparents did, called each other mom and dad
 RandomTrivia: 
 RockPusher: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
 ghyllnox: Yeah my folks also call each other mom and dad
Boon_33: you gotta jump eventually james
 jessicaengle: Nice landing
 APODionysus: "You can't choose your dad but you can choose your daddy" is amazing
 RockPusher: !findquote mom
  LRRbot: Quote #713: "I love you, Goat Mom..." —Alex [2015-09-22]
 SymphonySolstice: we love goat mom
 jessicaengle: Look at the cows, standing in a field, bobbin their heads
 Marvoleath: @SymphonySolstice Ia, Ia, Shubbniggurath?
 BrowneePointz: 3rd person is weird? well SOMEONE didn’t play enough Gears of War
 NotCainNorAbel: that you can do before you drop
Boon_33: uhhh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As I go hard restart the twitch app and my firestick for the second time today
Lysander_salamander: cat interference
 letsbelgo: lol
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Izandai: @BrowneePointz Or enough launch PUBG.
 SymphonySolstice: wowie
 RandomTrivia:   
Izandai: Damn, Serge wins.
 RockPusher: 
Boon_33:  
 TheAinMAP: 
 insanecat6mtg:  
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Terminal423: GG James
Lysander_salamander: 
Boon_33: quick players, serge is distracted
DigitalSeahorse: My grandparents call each other dead as a door nail and rigamortis finally set in like grandpa's favorite joke
 TheAinMAP: 
 paulthemapguy: trolling that guy was such a long con lol
 Dalrint: Can you do teams in this game?
 Lord_Hosk: Wow, JoeKim never brought me a brownie... Rude
Boon_33: JAmes had an excuse
 BrowneePointz: @lord_hosk trust me I’m not worth it
 Marvoleath: @Dalrint yea, you can see they are just 1 person teams right now
 Dalrint: @Marvoleath So they could do a round of the streamers vs everyone else.
 anyGould: Be vewy vewy quiet. He's hunting wabbits.
Izandai: Can you do arbitrary team sizes like that?
Boon_33: now that's pod racing
kusinohki: standard game is teams of 1-4 players.  I _think_ there's a war mode which divides all the players into 2 teams
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DigitalSeahorse:  oh when'd we get nuggies?
Boon_33: @DigitalSeahorse for days like this, and I think between streams today
 BrowneePointz: I forgot James deafened and thought everyone was just being super cereal mode for the last couple minutes
Izandai: Nicely done.
Boon_33: James is hogging the stream with actually trying to win.
Lysander_salamander: close one
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, I was very confused for a second by the silence
Boon_33: o7
DigitalSeahorse:  
DigitalSeahorse: @Boon_33  
Izandai: 
 NotCainNorAbel: SERGE!
Boon_33:  we're here for manbush
 margieargie: But Graham, that's exactly what we came here to hear!
 Sorator13: Serge...
 BrowneePointz: ah yes Harvey Manbush
 Mai_Andra: Serge, please...
 KadmosTech: pew pew time 
Izandai: Nice
 BrowneePointz: of the New England Manbushes
 SymphonySolstice: sick chunk
 Pywodwagon: Bushkoa, the Bush That Walks Like A Man
Izandai: Wow, not even looting the corpse.
 Sorator13: ping!
Lysander_salamander: I forgot about the pan being useful
kusinohki: praise pan!
   Anubis169: Bicycle Warrior!
 RandomTrivia: James! What did that fence ever do to you?!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Average driver, shooting the bikers
 Sorator13: jesus, James was just carrying around a collapsible bike? Wild
Izandai: Jesus christ what is this bike made of that it can plow through fences like that?
Lysander_salamander: nice
 RelwinEJ: Pop a wheelie, nerd!
Izandai: Alternatively, what was that fencing made of that it can get plowed through by a bike like that?
Boon_33: @Izandai it's made of vehicle scripting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Most vehicles can become airborne once
Izandai: @Boon_33 Good answer.
 BrowneePointz: that’s just Standard Eastern European Fence vs Standard Eastern European Bike @izandai
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Many things aren't nice
 TheAinMAP: Are there nice snipings?
kusinohki: reminds me of a story from the 90s of someone strapping a solid rocket booster to their car.  you can probably predict how that ended...
 HorusFive: Why are any of us here really
 atinyspacemarine: alright, got one
 Dalrint: @HorusFive It's too Monday for that question.
 Sorator13: rip Joe
 paulthemapguy: 87 Tonight is my lucky night. I love these many-player PUBG streams
 SymphonySolstice: vehicular mans laughter
 orrie104: JoeKim, DrRek's gotten very lucky with his vehicle shenanigans this round
JoeKim: tyranidd and i were fighting. drrek came up and ran me over from behind before i could kill him
JoeKim: AND TYRANIDD RAN AWAY LIKE A COWARD
 Sorator13: okay but Tyranidd *lived* so
 orrie104: LOL
 WokenClick: I think the observer settings got reset
 BusTed: 
 BrowneePointz: no such thing as Cowards in warfare, just those who live and those who didn’t
Boon_33: every time they do this I want to download pubg, and every time I look at my ISP latency and frown.
 RandomTrivia: 
 terribleplan: Stuck in the zone and crashed my car
 SymphonySolstice: username once again checks out
 RandomTrivia: Nominative determinism in action
 BusTed: 
Lysander_salamander: dang, molotovs
 RandomTrivia: 
 TheAinMAP: 
Izandai: 
Boiler_bot: interesting
 thebuzzstreams: well that's one way to announce your presence
 paulthemapguy: James has been spotted
Izandai: 
kodama_dw: its super cold out, you should be grateful
Patorik: Dammit. GG Matt
Lysander_salamander: I'm glad the molotovs don't set off the ammo on the ground
 SymphonySolstice:   
 damn_i_am_pretty: lets go Wiggins
 KeytarCat: Movoltos 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Squeaks of courage
 paulthemapguy: he made his presence molotobvious
 Diabore: well at least i got jordan
Trymantha: I dont know how people play this in 3rd person
 korvys: James getting into a dispute with his neighbours
 RandomTrivia: 21 people left in a bubble that is going to feel very small very soon
 orrie104: And Drrek's driving debauchery has come to an end
 drrek0: I'm so glad I got the JoeKim kill there
JoeKim: i was so annoyed at that death lmao
 Diabore: pretty sure we had one last community day
JoeKim: i haven't had to time a jump in a while
 RandomTrivia: 
 KadmosTech: A Cori finish? 
 HavenDragon: dang yeah nice shot
 TheAinMAP: 
 terribleplan: gg
   Anubis169: lol
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Boiler_bot: nice
 JohneyS: I did not even realize you could drive those armoured vehicle things.
 RandomTrivia: Oooof, good oen
Boon_33: Hey man, nice shot™
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
 RandomTrivia: 
 TheAinMAP: 
Patorik: I got a fun kill this time. I landed on the roof of a building that someone entered from the ground. Good ambush
 Sorator13: 
 drrek0: @JoeKim Ha, welll I did get 2 car kills but I also got 2 gun kills so I wasn't just memeing
 NoisyBiscuit: You managed 4 kills without a vest that entire time.
 RandomTrivia: Pretty sure it was 4
 James_the_Dabbler: Heck
 HavenDragon: i had 2 suppressors too D:
 orrie104: I'll take 4 over all the games tonight... 
 Diabore: forc too good for us
 Marvoleath: clearly, vest just reduces your agility
Boon_33: story of our lives
 HavenDragon: i am way better at finding ppl in 3rd person idk
 RockPusher: 
 RandomTrivia: 
Boon_33: spoilers
   Anubis169: aww
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
Boon_33: 
 SymphonySolstice: rip
 Diabore: who did i run into south of gerogo? and at hospital?
 RandomTrivia: 
 BrowneePointz: and Brownie Boy goes down
Boon_33: wow
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
Boon_33: bolted
DigitalSeahorse:    
 frank_the_great: rip o7
 Diabore: not a 3 peat!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Boon_33: 2nd smoke, sensing a theme
psychoman67: thank god
 MacbethSeemsSus: old fashioned host kills the lobby
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Diabore: uh, should i leave then?
 paulthemapguy: Wonder Team Powers Activate! Form of: A bunch of corpses!
Izandai: Isn't that the whole point of a community night though?
forcorus1: rip no 3 peat
Trymantha: Hey Hey Hey Forc has been a memeber of the LRR community for years
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm following the rules
 BrowneePointz: the play better James
 BrowneePointz: then*
 Diabore: 5 alive
Boon_33 Adam has entered the moderation team
 SymphonySolstice: the point is to own your chat members
 Terminal423: I'm sorry I shot you Graham
  Foxmar320: Wait I get to just start throwing out bans? Sweet!
 Dog_of_Myth: Going for the high ground, I like it
 kimmiekoneko: wow i'm proud of how i did
DigitalSeahorse:       
 RelwinEJ: wheel mentioned: WELL WELL WELL
   Anubis169: NICE
 RandomTrivia: OHHHHH
Lysander_salamander: nice
Izandai: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: damn
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 BusTed: one shot one kill
 SymphonySolstice: SICK CHUNK
Boon_33: o7
 underhill33:   
 RassilonDND: that felt good
 Forgotten_Sanity: gg
 RandomTrivia:     
   Anubis169: RassilonDND that was SWEET
 northos: 
 insanecat6mtg:    
Boon_33:   
 SymphonySolstice:   
 TheAinMAP: 
 Terminal423: GG
 RandomTrivia: In the sight - that was cinematic
 lamina5432: I can be glad as someone who sucks to get that far
DigitalSeahorse:   
 xantos69: Well GG.  At least I can put up numbers in TPP.  Thanks for humoring me James.
 Peter_Chordash: I see why Xantos69 wanted third person now
Boon_33: they parked thewir car in BOLT lot
 Dog_of_Myth: Good job on that round @xantos69
  SergeYager:   
 APODionysus: how many kills did Matt get that round?
   Anubis169: well fought Serge 
 Diabore: who was south georgo at the start? and at hospital
 Stripe_dog: Rassilon I'm glad you didn't let me kill you I would have choked there
 RassilonDND: third is a nice option, mostly for driving
 drrek0: 3rd person is true nostalgia pubg
 APODionysus: 0? was it 0?
 lamina5432: I seem I am better at 3rd
 SymphonySolstice: matt is at one (1) kill
DigitalSeahorse: 
 APODionysus: oh. I missed it
   Anubis169: nope, i'm not in this
 Zanzabar_: it is a bit more accessible for people tbh
   Anubis169: still can't get it to work on linux
 korvys: Serge fought a bear in the woods?
 SymphonySolstice: bear is orrie
 Cptasparagus: does a bear shoot in the woods?
DigitalSeahorse: 
   Anubis169: Bear's orrie104 
 WokenClick: I'm not good enough to tell a difference
 Terminal423: @Anubis169 I had to break out my Windows box for it. Completely unsupported on Linux due to anti-cheat
 paulthemapguy: Graham is Player 42. Nice
 RassilonDND: i chunked a few people, thats a good way to start my year
 Diabore: yeah that was an embarassing 1v1 jordan 
Xafty: @APODionysus currently you are winning the bet. matt gets 1 more kill and i win
 xantos69: Thing is, I have bad reflexes and can't click on heads.  But I am sneaky and can out plan folks.
 RandomTrivia: The eepy is catching up with me, enjoy the rest of the games, everyone! 
 terribleplan: PUBG is literally the only reason I have booted my windows install in the past 6 months
thegiftedgrifter: I'm not a fan of third, so trying to run over people it is
 RelwinEJ: @korvys RV There Yet redux
DigitalSeahorse: 
 RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, everyone! 
Patorik: I'm bad at shooters, so I like playing TPP and treating it like a stealth game
DigitalSeahorse: 
 paulthemapguy: "unloaded nothing" so shooting blanks in other words?
Trymantha: 3rd person favours whoever gets luck with the zones too much imo
 Strebenherz: Have a good night Randomtrivia
   Anubis169: Terminal423: I might have to run a VM
 xantos69: @Patorik You said it.
 BrowneePointz: it’s fun in Gears of War because you get better sight for hiding but mobility in it is quite good to counter that
 RassilonDND: @stripe_Dog thanks! hopefully i did you proud
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Strebenherz: uh oh, hungies
DigitalSeahorse: ne
 BrowneePointz: like sure you can see more but there’s a really good dodge roll and roadie run
 paulthemapguy: Metal Gear Unknown's SolidGrounds
 Terminal423: @Anubis169 If you can get the performance in a VM go for it. I still dual-boot Extended Support 10 for the few edge cases I still need it
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Suddenly Tekken
 Vinewood_OG: Bayhgawd it's a slobbernocker!!
 orrie104: I'm so glad the bear suit is such a hit... 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 BrowneePointz: Tekken taught me don’t fight the bear
 SymphonySolstice: bear is good
   Anubis169: biiiiiiiiiiig stretch
 BrowneePointz: btw Kuma won last years Tekken World Cup
 BrowneePointz: so don’t box the Bear
DigitalSeahorse: 
   Anubis169: Kuma is the literal word for bear
Izandai: The bear is named Bear.
 sheqesi: Bear is my love 💕
 e_bloc: mess with the bear, get the horns
   Anubis169: Fine
 BrowneePointz: and the Panda is named Panda
DigitalSeahorse: 
 SymphonySolstice: damn
Lysander_salamander: bird is the word
Izandai: James anglocentrism moments.
 jessicaengle: Bear bearbearbear bear 
 BrowneePointz: fun fact, the word bear actually doesn’t mean bear, because the original word for bear was thought to summon them into existence. So, the word for bear actually means that thing that we can’t say.
 paulthemapguy: Kuma is Japanese for bear for real though lol
NightBook1: Thank you Aadam, for educating James about the Japanise language
w1gum: check for clowns
 Mr_Bitterness: Surprised James jumped into a car; last time there was a clown in it
Lysander_salamander: nice
   Anubis169: noooooo
 Sorator13: @BrowneePointz Incredible
 SymphonySolstice: wow
 BrowneePointz: we do not have the original germanic word for bear
DigitalSeahorse: 
DigitalSeahorse:  oh look a hole
Izandai: Anglocentric is I think the word I meant.
 maybe_games: @BrowneePointz que es?
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Sorator13: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 korvys: Remember when keyboards would have a "game mode" switch that just disables the windows key?
 margieargie: @BrowneePointz Yep!  "Bear" meaning "brown one" instead as a presumably non-summoning substitute
DigitalSeahorse:  blue portal
 RelwinEJ: Last thing James rode died in a snow hole
 BrowneePointz: @maybe_games idk I just have several anthropology and linguistics nerd friends
 BrowneePointz: Bear means “brown thing”
 SymphonySolstice: every time we do one of these matt absorbs more power. in three years he wil start owning everyone
Izandai: TWO
 orrie104: good kill Matt
   Anubis169: ^ da bear
DigitalSeahorse: 
 orrie104: Yeah, on me
 HorusFive: Matt "Bear Killer" Wiggins
 orrie104: I got stuck crouching
 orrie104: LOL
 paulthemapguy: Chicago football fans are now angry
Lysander_salamander: hahahah
   Anubis169: hahahahaha
Izandai: Matt has finally gotten his revenge.
 SymphonySolstice: omg
Lysander_salamander: nice
 e_bloc: wear their skin as a suit
 Strebenherz: skinned or stripped it
 orrie104: Lovely
 BrowneePointz: the original Scandinavian and Germanic tribes feared that saying the name of the giant thing in the woods that killed you, would summon the giant thing in the woods that would kill you. Much like how several first nations do not say the names of evil spirits because they believe it would convoke them into being.
Izandai: (he's been killed by lots of bears while playing Ghost of Yotei)
 Zanzabar_: whelp is there an unstuck command...
 damn_i_am_pretty: Go BearWiggins!
 groulux: You have to use every part of the Bear Serge
 BrowneePointz: evoke not convoke*
DigitalSeahorse: 
 orrie104: Dang, and that would have been a good zone start too
 damn_i_am_pretty: see, Serge will die to the bear because he fears it, while the Wiggins does not fear the bear and will let it in him
 orrie104: Had a brain lock and couldn't uncrouch
 KeytarCat: in
 maybe_games: serge is suprisingly bm for the nice guy persona
Izandai: I don't like that preposition in this context.
   Anubis169: Whatcha gonna do.... whatcha gonna do when the bush shoots you...
 BrowneePointz: Wiggins is letting the bear in him? but it’s not Furry Convention season yet
 paulthemapguy: I can't believe James is standing on top of the taj mahal right now. for shame.
Lysander_salamander: just call a truce and go on a road trip together
 mercano82: maybe he’s at military port
   Anubis169: lol
 NotCainNorAbel: lol
 paulthemapguy: famous last words
   Anubis169: Where nobody knows your name
 damn_i_am_pretty: where everybody doesn't know your naaaaame
Izandai: 
 NotCainNorAbel: MATT!
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 SymphonySolstice: lmao
 paulthemapguy: well done Matt hahaha
Izandai:   
Lysander_salamander: hang on, googling something
   Anubis169:   OUT
 ghyllnox: 
 Sorator13: pffffff
DigitalSeahorse:    
Boon_33: While you were studying the gun james was studying the film: the Pest
 mercano82: the second verse of the Cheers theme is somewhat problematic, but they never used that in the show
 BrowneePointz: oh The Pest, that movie has NOT aged well
 SymphonySolstice: I hear diabore does
 damn_i_am_pretty: Mattdrop
 damn_i_am_pretty: Diabore has a spot on his wall and everything
Xafty: i cant use the language command here, but matt said a swear
 HorusFive: Just crack this boy open 
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Strebenherz: Time to nort a  ?
   Anubis169: 
 Vinewood_OG: No, backseating!
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 damn_i_am_pretty: ffs Matt, lol
 HorusFive:  
Lysander_salamander: is it an air-drop?
 mercano82: flare gun maybe?
DigitalSeahorse:      
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VictoriousSavageSquidMoreCowbell-X3feGwDqKTwIQ8qy
DigitalSeahorse: 
   Anubis169: worth it
 SymphonySolstice: bad shot
 NotCainNorAbel: you got that window
GedankenPalast_: *slaps that big mosquito*
 RelwinEJ: Gottem
 Sorator13: damn, you really hit that window
 thebuzzstreams: Good shot!
 KeytarCat: Gotta call them, on the off chance
loufghyslaufey: Nottam'd
 damn_i_am_pretty: that window had a family
Izandai: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
 paulthemapguy: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SuspiciousCheerfulJamPeteZaroll--rNCSo4yQSsviDTH
 Sorator13: 
 damn_i_am_pretty: wow, Serge
loufghyslaufey: I mean, maybe it "flesh-wounded" them, but still...
 jessicaengle: @damn_i_am_pretty It was one week away from retirement
 thebuzzstreams: watching Matt puts the pain in painter
 Mr_Bitterness: How can one man miss so much
Boon_33: didn't know this game had dead horses in it.
 SymphonySolstice: rip
 damn_i_am_pretty: @jessicaengle babby window: when does daddy get home from tarkov? he promised to take me to the movies
 HorusFive: love to hate to love to hate to see it
 Strebenherz: how much has wiggins played pubg?
 RelwinEJ: If there's a person nearby and you don't want to interact, just sit on the toilet and close the door.  Works with my kid.
Izandai: Less than anyone else in the call.
 HavenDragon: welp i just crashed my motorbike in the game D:
Boon_33: @Strebenherz depends, is kingdom hearts a pupg game
 Strebenherz: @Boon_33 I mean we're norting people in both so I'd say yes
 damn_i_am_pretty: Matt used to play regularly ten years ago
 Sorator13: @RelwinEJ I have heard from other parents that this absolutely does NOT work with their kids. Or pets.
 thebuzzstreams: @Boon_33 Yes, and in this essay I'll.....
loufghyslaufey: It varies between spectator v. spectator
 mercano82: Complimentary in the sense that Graham didn’t have to pay for it, not that it was positive.
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/JazzyAmazonianPenguinBrainSlug-jS0zDQ3RQZqx-MmG
   Anubis169: putting it in the lower car park
 SymphonySolstice: o7 car
 NotCainNorAbel: can't part there mate
Boon_33: planned james
GedankenPalast_: o7 car
 HorusFive: James "into the sea" turner
 orrie104: Hang on, let me squash a trash can
 RockPusher: like a glove
Lysander_salamander: is he in the ultralight?
Boon_33: graham, also in a dead horse
 SymphonySolstice: rip
 Stripe_dog: I watched that Graham it was very entertaining
Lysander_salamander: Siiiiick
 MrSarkhan: 
 lamina5432: that cliff was pretty busy huh Jordan GG
 chaos5896: Damn, Graham
Lysander_salamander: I hope there's a mode where you can spawn a bunch of boats for naval battles
 Strebenherz: Be verwy quiet, we're hunting wiggins
loufghyslaufey: Oop
Boon_33: it's not matt's fault that's where the orse spawned
 RelwinEJ: James in full gamer mode rather than full donkey mode is a thing
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 Twilight_Spark: Wowee 58 is a state of mind
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 SymphonySolstice: sick chunk
 SymphonySolstice: ggs merricat
 letsbelgo: merricat dead
 damn_i_am_pretty: down goes theMerricat
 Strebenherz: not knowing pubg..  it looks like the snow/weather's hurting them?
 SymphonySolstice: james got his revenge
Boon_33: aug is bullpup'd for his pleasue
Izandai: Unfortunate timing.
GedankenPalast_: F
loufghyslaufey: Gawsh, Serge would make a pretty lo-fi royale host (feat. Graham)
loufghyslaufey: Chat, tell Serge!
 RassilonDND: oh right....those blow up
 maybe_games: @Boon_33 +2
 lamina5432: a lot of hiding ground
 paulthemapguy: too much hidey hidey, not enough shooty shooty
Izandai: @Strebenherz Not really. The snow is a season event thing, but the blue zone hurting you has been a mechanic since the game's inception.
 TheMerricat: @damn_i_am_pretty James got his revenge
 cosarprime: GO MATT!
 Strebenherz: @Izandai gotcha
 orrie104: He moved more than 25 meters... he had to to go Bear hunting...
loufghyslaufey: *battle royale host
  ritchards: Hang on... how is Matt still alive?
 damn_i_am_pretty: what the hell is he wearing
 WokenClick: ugh, the in house sniper
 MrSarkhan: LMAO
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Boon_33: OO
Lysander_salamander: oh right, he got the bear costume
 e_bloc: I believe in Matt Wiggins
 Twilight_Spark: LOL
 HorusFive: Some plays will be seen
Lysander_salamander: wow
 TheMerricat: And then immediately ate it. 
   Anubis169: lol
 damn_i_am_pretty: hahaha
 SymphonySolstice: LOL
 ghyllnox: 
Lysander_salamander: vicious
Boon_33: F, F, F
   Anubis169: it was the jester collar
Xafty: rekt
 paulthemapguy: yall jinxed him
 ghyllnox: *piff*
 APODionysus: perfection
 SymphonySolstice: jingled too merrily
 damn_i_am_pretty: Matt dressed as Kefka, asking for it
forcorus1: im only good in fpp
p_johnston: Stop being mean to Matt?
p_johnston: No...understand?
Lysander_salamander: wow, rude of the game
Patorik: Dangit
 Forgotten_Sanity: Good try PL
Patorik: GG kimmiekoneko
 quatoria: just got back, how many chicken dinners has the LRR gang gotten?
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Izandai: That pan is fucked.
 Twilight_Spark: Aren't we all winners?
 WokenClick: same graham, same
 RassilonDND: I think its 1 for Dylan, 2 for VT, 1 for me?
 quatoria: nice work graham!
 Twilight_Spark: Absolutely not. There can only be 1 winner.
 lamina5432: I have no kills but the top 3 stisfied me
 MacbethSeemsSus: Almost worked for me
 quatoria: that cold blooded sniper stuff Serge was doing in the first round was impressive
Lysander_salamander: sniper fight
 JohneyS: Man, the inflatable boat is terrible.
 lamina5432: dougma is in a great spot
Boon_33: laser focus
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  wiggins: parents understand battlegrounds
 RelwinEJ: family tree is a weird bush
Lysander_salamander: 
 GhostValv: no ur mom 
 Sorator13: James calls the both momm-*yanked off stage by giant shepherd's crook*
Boon_33: there's only 2 Canadian families, Canada's secret
   Anubis169: I love the ghillie suit
 MacbethSeemsSus: Please I insist, your mom
 korvys: Snappy comeback? No, "Your mom"
 RassilonDND: poor tyranid: got denied getting into zone
forcorus1: tyranind got blue zone naded out of zone
 Sorator13: last hit is the only one that matters!
Izandai: Cool and topical reference, streamers!
 mercano82: it’s not a true death to zone unless it comes from the zone region of France
 Diabore: which 3 players were shooting at me? i knew it was dougma and trymantha but who else?
 BrowneePointz: DougMa BALLS
 BrowneePointz: sorry I had to
 xantos69: Well dang, I got caught in the open.
 Zanzabar_: nice one @kimmiekoneko
hiFunko: Sorry I had some bunny shenanigans come up
 quatoria: if only grifter had a good gun that woulda been a kill
 e_bloc: blue zoned sounds like a combination of blue balls and friend zoned
 Sorator13: @hiFunko bnuuy shenans are important!
 RockPusher:    
 BrowneePointz: that was some EXCELLENT zig zagging
BudgetJim: expertly serpentine
 RassilonDND: cmon Trymantha, i believe in you!
 RassilonDND: the only chunk that matters is the last chunk
 Zanzabar_: not bad for getting stuck on geometry for the whole first zone
 Sorator13: Try, mantha! Try!
 Dog_of_Myth: wow
 MacbethSeemsSus: Now the murder's justified
   Anubis169: 1HP is not 0HP!!  
 ghyllnox: 2 is not 1 is not 0
 mercano82: Not dead yet
 SymphonySolstice: magic pixel
 e_bloc: what is death if not permanent jail
 WokenClick: god how can he spray that accuratley, I'm so jealous
Izandai: Jesus
 kimmiekoneko: i have no idea what to do at the end of the game
 Terminal423: GG
 MacbethSeemsSus: gg
 terribleplan: dang
 xantos69: Good game
Lysander_salamander: nice
   Anubis169: eyy!
BudgetJim: WP
 Dog_of_Myth:    
Boon_33: WOW
 iarethel0ser:   
 RockPusher: 
GedankenPalast_: Yea!!
 underhill33:   
 MWGNZ:   
 SymphonySolstice: 
 RassilonDND: GG trymantha!
 ghyllnox: \o/
Boon_33:    
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 SymphonySolstice:   
 insanecat6mtg:    
 maybe_games: Trymantha your positioning was soo gooooood!!
 Mr_Bitterness:   
   Anubis169: very well fought
 RockPusher: 2 is not 0!
 lamina5432: those nades
GedankenPalast_: Well done Trymantha
 TheAinMAP:  
 lamina5432: gg
 paulthemapguy: two health, then won the game
 Redbassist: 
 TheAinMAP: One more?
 e_bloc: 
Trymantha: hot dam
Boon_33: uh, 1 more?
 Diabore: i tried to tech matt and went to zarky
Lysander_salamander: maybe he crashed?
Trymantha: heart is pouinding once again
 Diabore: it didnt work
 kimmiekoneko: sorry to the person i ran over with my car and whose corpse i dragged a whole kilometer. that was rude
 VonShnigglewitz: GG @Trymantha
DigitalSeahorse: 
 SymphonySolstice: lmao
Patorik: I knew something was weird with that car in the warehouse, but couldn't quite nail what to do
Trymantha: GGs all
 dougma: noooo.... not bunbun... 
GedankenPalast_: @Trymantha super relatable *pats back* well done
 xantos69: Well with Joe out we may all have a chance.
 korvys: Have you done a teams game today?
 e_bloc: never bring alt-tab to a gunfight
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jonesy/bunbun business since he mentioned bunny
   Anubis169: !addquote (kimmiekoneko) [now] sorry to the person i ran over with my car and whose corpse i dragged a whole kilometer. that was rude
  LRRbot: New quote #9514: "sorry to the person i ran over with my car and whose corpse i dragged a whole kilometer. that was rude" —kimmiekoneko [2026-01-05]
Boon_33: to be fair, serge tabbed out to activate his lagg switch
 xantos69: Well just don't let all the best people team up.
 nillasprite: bring duos back!
SnackPak_: kimmiekoneko well done
Izandai: Oh dang, the rare chatter quotebot entry.
 drrek0: A few people already have a big advantage over everyone else
 Zanzabar_: duos would kinda best of both worlds.
 korvys: It's fine, you'll be in discord, but you'll be in discord with Matt
Trymantha: Yeah our group would have a stack, imagine Me, Nilla VTForc and Tyrannid on one team 
 Zanzabar_: but james is right
 terribleplan: Some warning so people can plan to bring a team would probably be a good thing
 Dalrint: LRR vs everyone else!
FelidarSov: The Ol' Wiggins Hunt Mode
 ProcyonFlynn: Don't worry, statistically every friend group only has 1 best player 
 Diabore: that sounds hard
 RassilonDND: Bounty for Channel points?
 e_bloc: lrr vs the world
Izandai: 
 Zanzabar_: 4 team warmode is fun too
 Diabore: matt where are you dropping?
 RockPusher: Need someone to carry them
SnackPak_: I think you do
 paulthemapguy: you do literally make the rules
Xafty: but you do though
  wiggins: @Diabore as far from you as I can get
Xafty: if anyone makes the rules, its james
 lamina5432: he's been on 3 streams dylan is now a lrrsman
CamperBob_: Id say Get team Captains, but I cant get picked last in kickball in 1990 and picked last in PUBG in 2026...
 Diabore: @wiggins rude
Izandai: @wiggins 
   Anubis169: hehehe
forcorus1: good luck everyone
 e_bloc: now you have to provide him health insurance
 SymphonySolstice: the wiggin white whale
Xafty: @Diabore i cant say i disagree with his choice
Lysander_salamander: pochinki
Boon_33: Bold you you to go military base
 DaxStrife: Blofeld voice: "We will kill all these players. You can watch it on televison."
 Mai_Andra: ♫ Schooool's Out ♪
 RockPusher: Is nice car
 circusofkirkus: James is playing hooky
 thebuzzstreams: double check the passenger seat XD
Boon_33: oofa
 RockPusher: now less nice car
GedankenPalast_: 
 paulthemapguy: Lmao
Lysander_salamander: oh of course it's in military base
GedankenPalast_: 10%ter right there
 SymphonySolstice: distracted driving kills, james
 SymphonySolstice: also distracted driving kills james (maybe)
 paulthemapguy: amazing display of distracted driving, that sent me
 ProcyonFlynn: !gant
  LRRbot: GANT GANT
GedankenPalast_: RR RR
 drewm1022: Road Quest 2 hits different.
 SymphonySolstice: GANT
Lysander_salamander: ok, but a virtual roadtrip might be cool.
 Redbassist: !gant
  LRRbot: Gant! Gant!
 RockPusher: The suspension on this car seems quite spongy
 thebuzzstreams: less less nice of a car
Boon_33: F to our insurance
 thebuzzstreams: F to pay higher premiums
 SymphonySolstice: lmao
 Twilight_Spark: In Soviet Russia, car insures you.
 RockPusher: I don't think Serge is that sorry at all!
Lysander_salamander: Last year my brother had a bit of a freakout and drove from the east coast of the usa all the way to oregon for a new job.  I think he's doing better now.
 HorusFive: [but he was not sorry]
 SymphonySolstice: I wonder how long one could survive in this game simply geting in a car and driving along the roads in a loop
 Thefluffiestguineapig: In Soviet Russia, car snipes you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SymphonySolstice Would you adjust the loop for the zone?
 SymphonySolstice: yeah
 RockPusher: ♫ gotta loot that body ♫
Boon_33: in nonsoviet russia, the VDV feeds the tuna.
 SymphonySolstice: but just obeying traffic laws the whle time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Then depending on the type of vehicle and terrain odds are pretty good
 e_bloc: somebody
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SymphonySolstice Are there stop signs and traffic lights?
 HorusFive: And in the game 
Lysander_salamander: nice
 SymphonySolstice: @Thefluffiestguineapig I think there's signage in the towns
Trymantha: GG Jordan
GedankenPalast_: oh nice
Lysander_salamander: too bad we can't get replays from the other viewers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SymphonySolstice That might be an issue, because people would learn the route and camp the stop signs
Boon_33: @Trymantha you shoot good
 RockPusher: Matt has moved to the prayer strategy
Trymantha: @Boon_33 I play a lot of shooters and played this game a lot a lot a few years backl
 Getter404: Have you though
 e_bloc: it's a troll fine, not a troll tax, it's allocated for public use
Boon_33: wiggins, trying the flatter angle
Izandai: It's only been about a week since Christmas, you haven't had enough time to build up your good boy points.
 paulthemapguy: A troll toll
GedankenPalast_: @e_bloc I'll remember that one 
DigitalSeahorse:   troll tax
 Mai_Andra: ♪ Battle on the Big Bridge ♪
Xafty: "get his ass" is just modern day "seize him"
Lysander_salamander: nobody's on boat?
 paulthemapguy: lmao no lies detected @Xafty
SnackPak_: classic
 RockPusher: 2Matt4Furious
 Sorator13: 
 e_bloc: best not miss
Xafty: @paulthemapguy i cant take credit, it was originally a tweet by MandJTV
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ghyllnox: Sounded like you were laughing to me
DigitalSeahorse: 
 NotCainNorAbel: Taking the Keith Moon approach to opening the window I see
 Redbassist: Those windows know what they did
14 raiders from EscherichiaCole have joined!
jibkat:   
 HavenDragon: Forc got me
just__fitz: Soo how much has this game changed since 2018. Think I can wing it?
 Dog_of_Myth: Hiya Raiders
 LordZarano:   
 RockPusher:   
 PharaohBender27:   
 Redbassist: Welcome doot crewt
Lysander_salamander: hello doot crewt!
Izandai: @just__fitz Car physics are less hilarious.
DigitalSeahorse:  Erika 
realbadatthis_:    
GedankenPalast_: heyho raiders
Lysander_salamander: it's too bad they don't let you drive the tractors
 Diabore: YES
 Diabore: FINALLY
 SymphonySolstice: YESSSS
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 RockPusher: WP Diabore
 Diabore: DONT FUCKING CARE
 Sorator13: 
GedankenPalast_: He got got
 damn_i_am_pretty: Diabore did it?
DigitalSeahorse:   
 SymphonySolstice: vindcation!!
SnackPak_: GG Diabore
 Dog_of_Myth:  
Xafty: @Diabore you are my hero
 Diabore: so happy
Xafty: thats all i wanted from this stream
 korvys: He West Coast Avenged you
 HavenDragon: it is as if you have been avenged
 Diabore: ggs matt
GedankenPalast_: @DigitalSeahorse thank you for always enlightening my chat experience through your use of cutesines
 Diabore: literally all ive wanted for half a year
 MacbethSeemsSus: Of course I ran into Dylan
 Diabore: dont even care dylan took my head right after that
 Diabore: matt i will be insuferable tomorrow
 APODionysus: @diabore congratulations
 APODionysus: we are so happy
 APODionysus: in Chatthew
 Forgotten_Sanity: lots of bridge death
GedankenPalast_: Panic!
 Redbassist: 
 BraveNewFaves: (this is G) my audio interface failed again and took PUBG down with it
 SymphonySolstice: rip
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
  Juliamon: o7
GedankenPalast_: o7
 Redbassist: o7
 Sorator13: o7
 terribleplan: SWIMMING WAS NOT A GREAT IDEA
 Sorator13: oh, well in that case, 7o
 terribleplan: Ahh, capslock
Izandai: Terribleplan once again doing an admirable job of living up to their name.
 lamina5432: welp time to watch again
 SymphonySolstice: gg felidar
 TheAinMAP: 
 Diabore: @Izandai I DID IT
 TheDevil_Risen: aww missed pubG night
 TheAinMAP: 
 TheDevil_Risen: hope you all had fun
Izandai: @Diabore I saw, congratulations.
 GhostValv: 
 Diabore: ooh i got a fuzzy feeling still
Izandai: 
Izandai: Gonna be riding that high for a while, huh?
 SymphonySolstice: ripperoonie
FelidarSov: Well I got my revenge at least
Patorik: Nooo!
 lamina5432: dropped a car into the river jumping to the ice bridge
 Redbassist: We're just dead here
Patorik: GG JohneyJohney
 RassilonDND: damn
 MacbethSeemsSus: Look the car's vintage
 RassilonDND: anyone know who i chunked near port?
 RassilonDND: someone took a nasty chunk on the second floor
 RassilonDND: near novo
 ghyllnox: o7
 Peter_Chordash: I don't know how healing works lol
 letsbelgo: we saw
 Peter_Chordash: oh
 far2muchsarcasm: Perfect game no notes
 SymphonySolstice: frosty
 kimmiekoneko: i could not hit zanzabar at all...
 Diabore: no meds
 Redbassist: Danggg
 PharaohBender27: @SymphonySolstice Speaking of frosty . . .
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Goddamn the timing
 aClonedPickle: @RassilonDND think that was james
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 RassilonDND: JAMES?! holy moly nice
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 JohneyS: gg peoples
 RassilonDND: HOW?!
Izandai: 1≠0
 Dog_of_Myth: AT 1
 SymphonySolstice: gamer energy
Izandai: WHAT
Izandai: Jesus christ how is VT this good?
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 RassilonDND: VT is just too much gamer for m e
 Redbassist: Incredible
 Dumori: on another level
hiFunko: Forc is their name
Trymantha: Reminder VTFOrc was in that one team from when you did Valorant customs
 WokenClick: @TheMerricat I got the drop on you and everything and you still took me out! Good nerves
WitchyTQ: they play like funko did in his prime. old man now.
Izandai: 
 thebuzzstreams: 
DoctorHutch: lets go Forc!
Lysander_salamander: dang
 PharaohBender27: @WitchyTQ 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Patorik: Hey, anyone who died and is flying around as a spectator, find any good easter eggs?
 Sorator13: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: one of old! one of old!
 Diabore: mutant
 RassilonDND: @nillasprite GGs, got me good
DoctorHutch: I started playing with Forc long enough ago to know they aren't that young 
 Diabore: yolysses is beryl
 Diabore: @SergeYager i think yolysses is beryl
Lysander_salamander: dang
 TheMerricat: @WokenClick  I always spray and pray too. You deserved it. 
 letsbelgo: crossfiya
 thebuzzstreams: Come on funko the younger!
 WokenClick: All three games I got excellent loot, so there goes that excuse
 terribleplan: gg
 RassilonDND: OOF gg
Trymantha: GGs
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Terminal423: GGs
 Diabore: they got 3 on the night
psychoman67: NGL kinda boring to see VTForc keep winning on a "community" night - maybe there should be a limit if you win enough in a single night?
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 SymphonySolstice:    
 underhill33:   
 TheAinMAP: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: gg
Izandai: Forc is gaming an unprecidented levels.
 Redbassist:     
 insanecat6mtg:    
   Anubis169: congrats VT
FelidarSov: 
Izandai: *at
 lamina5432: gg
Boon_33:    
Lysander_salamander: love the kpop
 omnilord: gg
forcorus1: GS
 orrie104: gg all
Patorik: GG everyone!
 Diabore: suck it matt!
 Dog_of_Myth:    
eelaypuff: gg
 SymphonySolstice: lol
   Anubis169: Thank yooooooooou
 xantos69: Thanks much for the games.
 Forgotten_Sanity: ggs
 Terminal423: Thanks for the games
Trymantha: @psychoman67 so a long standing memeber of the community cant play after 1 game?
 orrie104: Hope you enjoyed the bear suit last run mattt!  
kodama_dw: thanks for the stream!
 WokenClick: Thanks so much for these LRR, I've forgottten how much fun this game is with good people
 SymphonySolstice: good shootymans
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Fun to watch!
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!  Thanks for playing
 lamina5432: and I will play and never prcatice
99enigmas: Woot!  Can't wait to watch the full VOD when it comes out!
psychoman67: @Trymantha if you win 2 rounds in one night yah i think you step out for the rest?
 Terminal423: This was the first time I'd played since pre-pandemic, had a blast
 xantos69: Or we could all go play more teams tonight.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Learning the game is optional
 tidehollowcat: Might commit to not being completely incompetent for the next one
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Izandai: @psychoman67 I think it's fine.
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Lysander_salamander: I might give this a try, after watching others play it so much
   Anubis169: !quote
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Trymantha: ggs all
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 TheMerricat: that's odd the game audio kept playing for me every time I got forced swap to desktop by a reminder popping up. 
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KWardJenx: Thanks so much for this stream. Very fun
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 MacbethSeemsSus: Thanks for the stream! These continue to be fun
   Anubis169: Thank yooooooou 
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Trymantha: Really Enjoying these James cant wait for the one 
 xantos69: Super fun stream.  Love to be involved in the games.
 SymphonySolstice: croke
   Anubis169: pre-pre!!
 TheAinMAP: !ppr
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   Anubis169: ^ dat thing
 99enigmas: @xantos69 Agreed!  Can't wait for the next one!
 xantos69: So... anybody want to team up on discord and run a few more games this evening?
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 omnilord: Thanks!  That was fun!
 insanecat6mtg: Goodnight everyone! 
   Anubis169: baaaaaai 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hope you enjoy your 
 PharaohBender27: 
 sirzechs_666: see you all for GMMB
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
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