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Aceviru: o/
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Aceviru: Henlo
LordZarano: @Snowcookies Technology Building Director
Nigouki: !fart
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TXC2: title change!
Aceviru: Omg it's happening
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TXC2: CONTACT
Too_Many_Knives:

CaptainSpam: 'Morning.
Singenmeister: @LoadingReadyRun This week's guest? That's right, it's him. THE CRAB.
LordZarano: @Snowcookies Tool-assisted Broadcast Developer
jessicaengle: Haldo!
lightfut: Helloooo
ProcyonFlynn: !findquote moon
LRRbot: Quote #6445: "Let's fuck around on the moon!" —Cameron [2019-10-01]
Xed_Regulus: Hello, and Happy Tuesday, friends!!!
RassilonDND: Contact. Still full from community chicken dinner
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pleonasticTautology: good morning!
Kiwijelly: hello. I heard something about free breakfast?
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jessicaengle: @RassilonDND You tellin me a chicken community made this dinner?
CaptainSpam: No audio? Or is it just me?
TXC2: there is music
Singenmeister: @CaptainSpam There's audio
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lirazel64: Low key beats
CaptainSpam: Ah, it's just quiet.
jessicaengle: Moonbase vibes
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LoadingReadyRun: @CaptainSpam you jumpscared me
lirazel64: Gentle morning vibes
RassilonDND:
@jessicaengle And chicken based protein for all 
Narcuru: i mean it is "chill challenge 3"
Narcuru: hard for it to be high energy
jessicaengle: @RassilonDND Has anyone requested nuggies for breakfast?
RassilonDND: Well, chicken of the sub-ocean
TXC2: lo fi beats to find a comic artist to
pleonasticTautology: @jessicaengle i would if i got invited on
ZestyFungus: Chicken nuggies in a bowl of milk with a spoon
Aceviru: We've got the best team in the building today, I foresee no tech issues
TXC2: Here we GO!
RassilonDND: Theres nothing wrong with morning nuggies
Too_Many_Knives: awww
Aceviru: WOOOO
INCSlayer: aw man
TXC2: Hello James
Aceviru: Haha
LidofLoathing: spoilers!
PhoenixMelior: Spoilers!
Nigouki: ok ok setting those donkey expectations higher this year
Sarah_Serinde: I like this guy
Genie_M: Hee-haw
jessicaengle: Give a hoot. Don't pollute.
protojman: present
Aceviru: Nope
Snowcookies: lol
INCSlayer: You have already failed
TXC2:
I am also more cool, but that might be the weather 
RassilonDND: Time for someone to do a nugget centurion?
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xantos69: Well it was working, but when you ~try~ to be cool it doesn't work.
Creideiki_SE: Where's Hootie? That's something we give a hoot about.
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Narcuru: so cool
CaptainSpam: And for the fourth week, James has an interview with... James!
pleonasticTautology: james was always cool
TXC2: !patreon
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kassbjames: Cue him falling in a hole
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jessicaengle: !paullove
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jessicaengle: !quote paul
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TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
Snowcookies: Sadly the Wiki has been slow this week
Noy2222: Beej?
jessicaengle: !findquote paul
LRRbot: Quote #4645: "Paul's dead!" —Ben, gleefully [2018-01-31]
TXC2: true fact
jessicaengle: Truth
Sarah_Serinde: It's a good video
Singenmeister: sexiest pronunciation of "helloo"
jessicaengle: In the crystal gondola
PhoenixMelior: Famous Paul quote: Hello!
NimrodXIV: it is a mystery
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beowuuf: thw only person to solo host LRL
jessicaengle: Character??
jessicaengle: Next you're going to tell me he doesn't actually have five PS5s
RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
Mollylele: 𝓩
Aceviru: I wonder who it could be
public_key_reveal_party: 202013
CaptainSpam: 202013
TXC2:
season 7.....back in 2010 
jessicaengle: Yay!
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
TXC2: Hello Paul
LordZarano: Hello!
jessicaengle:

beowuuf:
daniel and cynthia released a new endorphin report over christmas btw 
Snowcookies: Hello!
public_key_reveal_party: Hi Paul!
Genie_M: 👋
TheAinMAP:

pleonasticTautology: hi paul!
Mollylele:

jessicaengle: I like the term "beard configuration"
Shadowsoflife: o/
Aceviru:
Hello 
Barb4rian: Paul a wise man
Critterbot: Is that possible?
TXC2:
and thus the only smart crew member 
TheHaCoFo:

BlueMechanic: there's nothing fun about social media
CaptainSpam: Yay for not having a social media account!
jessicaengle: Social media is over
jessicaengle: Twitch chat is the new hotness
PhoenixMelior: Technically has a discord account
Mollylele: Guys, twitch is social media
TXC2:
I also have a facebook, it's tied to a hacked Tiscali e-mail account 
jessicaengle: @Mollylele Never listen to chat. Always listen to chat.
phoenixletmeuseadashd: one PS1?
Too_Many_Knives: Multiples of the one
jessicaengle: Tonsole
Leels: two or none
Singenmeister: By contrast, Paul's character in CH has *all* the social media accounts. (mostly for gathering data on vict I mean users)
Leels: I have none
Too_Many_Knives: One with backups
Leels: eyyy that's what I had!
xantos69: Best health decision I ever made was to get mine out.
jessicaengle: Monotonsil
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TXC2: zombie? or Lich?
Shadowsoflife: Yes
public_key_reveal_party: Deep lore
TXC2: LRR has DEEP lore
RandomTrivia:
It's *your* canon, we just document it 
jessicaengle: Mikey Neumann "But did you knoooooow?"
RandomTrivia: Oooooh
lamina5432: mornin
TXC2: hello lamina5432 welcome
xantos69: But you have made a few sketches since then. So those weeks should count towards the old total.
PhoenixMelior: And yet i still miss the sketches...
Dalrint: You're streamers. Deal with it.
DeM0nFiRe: I thought you were a mega network?
lamina5432: mega entertainment network
TXC2: Cleopatra moments come at you fast
TheAinMAP: It would be really funny to commemorate the milestone with a sketch.
aynehzn: entertainment juggernaut
public_key_reveal_party: That seems very Ian-ish
RandomTrivia: It's an Ian-ism alongside the crystal gondola
INCSlayer: i cant wait for the uprade to Giga Entertainment Network
Genie_M: Argh, stream is incredibly choppy - anyone in Europe having similar problems?
TXC2: Genie_M seems fine in the UK here
INCSlayer: Stream is fine here (sweden)
tdapenguin: I use "professional funny people [on the internet]"
beowuuf: nelly is ian, ian is alex, alex is ?
Kentosaurus: retire the cereal bit???
Mollylele: breakfast drinks next (fearing jordynne's)
TXC2: beowuuf Gibb
Kentosaurus: @Mollylele lol
TheAinMAP:

RandomTrivia: Hmmmmmm
PhoenixMelior: Uhm.
koelkastmagneet: @Genie_M Not really in Netherlands
Genie_M: Argh. Thanks, I have to tinker with it then
IanAllenBird: what
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beowuuf: i swear i thought that blue bag was blue gloves..
nalha_saldana: Sup nerds!
Aceviru: Steak m
beowuuf:
@TXC2 i hate that is so logical 
PhoenixMelior: Will paul eat a delicious pastry?
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IanAllenBird: oh!
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DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Aceviru: Oh hahaha
pleonasticTautology: I WANT CAKE
RandomTrivia: D'awww, sweet!
INCSlayer: its a Breakfast cake
beowuuf: 10/10 no note
Kentosaurus: that's basically cake
UnknownFriday: I mean, I've 100% done that before.
sporkraptor: you're adults, you can do this
lamina5432: thats not tiny enough for each to get a half
Genie_M: Cake 🍰
TXC2: lamina5432 I could eat that whole cake solo
Raiger: I thought there was a local restaurant called The Box at first...
OldUncleDan: A famous comedy bit by a horrifically bad person.
RassilonDND: For totally normal reasons, I need paul to eat the whole thing
public_key_reveal_party: Disagree
lamina5432: @TXC2 could and should are two different things
nalha_saldana: Easier than 100 nuggets
red_shoes_jeff: There's a breakfast place next to the gym I'm rubbish about actually going to that serves IMPOSSIBLY decadent waffles.
TXC2: lamina5432 touché
NimrodXIV: more cake!
beowuuf:
james's plan to avoid paul by being sick didn't work, so now he's going to make paul sick 
PBlackcoat: After he did this, I tried it and it's AMAZING
Singenmeister: "Can I eat the cake?" - Beej "That's up to you." - Askmaster
Strebenherz: Did a mic change?
RayFK: One day James is just going to bring in a fucking steak
IanAllenBird: lmao
RassilonDND: So actual homemade apple jacks?! Nice
PBlackcoat: @Strebenherz they usually swap over to the lav mics when they go to cereal.
Aceviru: @Strebenherz Yes depending on if they are using studio mic
LoadingReadyRun: @Strebenherz youll notice james keeps moving a mic back and forth
sporkraptor: and then Ben has Two Cakes XD
beowuuf: "ashley phones and said james was trying make her eat half a cake, and wondered if i could stealthily come over and take the cake away..."
Strebenherz:
@LoadingReadyRun 
RassilonDND: Ben "twiced-caked" ulmer
Mai_Andra: Set the cake down right in front of the "no food allowed in the booth" warning sign.
Aceviru: Hello Ben. Looking good
creasehearst: a Fudgey's Kiss if you will
LoadingReadyRun:
@Aceviru 
TXC2:
RassilonDND Nicole is a lucky gal 
Kiwijelly: "What's so strange about breakfast cake?" - English Gentry, 1780s
tdapenguin: unsweetened applesauce is the way to go!
Raiger: I mean, there are apple flavored sweet cereals so I could see it
pleonasticTautology: lol
nalha_saldana: And some coke bread on top
Singenmeister: @Kiwijelly You know, there's significant history of breakfast beer. Just sayin.'
RandomTrivia: I've definitely had weirder breakfasts than cake
Kiwijelly: @Singenmeister I have heard a Johnny Cash song about that...
LeeshaJoy: This is making me miss my grandma and her apple sauce.
koelkastmagneet: or the tradition of breakfast pizza, the left over from the night before
tdapenguin: @koelkastmagneet that's just logical
TXC2: Oats ,rice wheat and corn
Genie_M: Throw some bacon bits
Kiwijelly: apple sauce is good with hot cereal, so this makes sense
red_shoes_jeff: There's gotta be at least three grains in this!
koelkastmagneet: another good one is left over shoarma with parika and stuff mixed with scrambled eggs
tdapenguin: @koelkastmagneet dang, that sounds so good to my tummy right now
Snowcookies: I've eaten cake for breakfast after someone in my house's birthday
TXC2: 10pm would be MUCH worse
Raiger: Nothing like spiking the blood sugar right before bed
RassilonDND: 10 pm is way worse with that much sugar
Kiwijelly: I had a traditional Turkish breakfast once, but then I had to sleep for the rest of the day
Kentosaurus: Good night moonbase, with host Beej
public_key_reveal_party: Late Night Moonbase Fight
lirazel64: Afternoon tea!
TXC2:
eating after 7pm is how I became overweight 
Kiwijelly: Should not have left out the coffee
sporkraptor: so picky, you're acting like there is no ideal time to eat half a cake XD
Singenmeister: task completed successfully
tdapenguin: oh hey, twitch just notified me that GMM is starting
lamina5432: it's chocolate lick the spot
Mai_Andra:
On, no! The entire studio will now be sticky forever... 
protojman: bring back beej for it
Jogela: @public_key_reveal_party Good Morning Moon, from Base
sporkraptor: all at the same time
Omnipotrevor: Yes, but they all have to go in the same bowl
RassilonDND: We have good morning moonbase, and now we have its opposite: good night meal fight
PhoenixMelior: So will heather take Jordynne's home?
sporkraptor: nope, Beej gets them all
Voidhawk42: Including Ian's cooked thingy?
Narcuru: from the states or something
Singenmeister: @Omnipotrevor This technically includes Jordyn's coke bread I think
lamina5432: it was smuggled accross the border
TXC2: Discord had to arrange the whole thing
lirazel64: Grape Nuts, a favorite of mine.
Mollylele: shotglass of milk next to a ramen spoon
Kiwijelly: why did my message fail to send?
Mollylele: you can't have a shotglass of cereal sogging indefinitely, yuk
TXC2: Kiwijelly blame twitch
nalha_saldana: White monster is essential to jordynnes
Aceviru: Trying to go for round 2 of Corn Pops with white monster. Bold
Shadowsoflife: Twitch being twitch @Kiwijelly
Kiwijelly: @TXC2 I was wondering what the mods had against cake shakes
RassilonDND: Half the msgs i send just end up floating in the ether
itsaysTRUENO: i saw a streamer open a box from amazon that contained a 12-pack of A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer and nothing else
RassilonDND: Portillo's cake shake is the stuff of legends (and rapid weight gain)
PhoenixMelior: Nothing wrong with that
Aceviru:
@Kiwijelly This is a family stream. Can't be shaking cake around 
Singenmeister: @RassilonDND You're kinda just supposed to have the one, to be sure it's real.
TXC2:
everyone used to come to our house on Boxing day, then Granddad died, and the family had a falling out 
RassilonDND: What? Its clearly 6 milkshakes so you can have the whole cake!
Kiwijelly: I enjoy big Christmases as long as I'm allowed to take breaks
PhoenixMelior: Too many people
TXC2: Kiwijelly I'm the kind of person who needs a walk half through
ContingentCat: so many people to explain how this is your job to
lamina5432: My one side has only an aunt unless we get together with my grandma's siblings and their kids.
RassilonDND: Wait people take half-time breaks for Christmas and thanksgiving?
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pleonasticTautology:

Shadowsoflife: Rem
Kiwijelly: My mum joked this year that the life-hack is to marry a non-Christian (which both she and my brother did) so there's only one place to go
TXC2:
RassilonDND yes, it's vital for people like me 
nalha_saldana: As a Stockholm resident, I hate wet cold
Kiwijelly: 'it's a dry cold'
lamina5432: you could walk off the island
PhoenixMelior: People suck, its true
ContingentCat: yeah the other drivers are the biggest issue
LordZarano: "It's the humidity that'll get ya!" - Cool Runnings
Nigouki: The oceans wouldn't freeze, but all the water mains in teh city would because I doubt Victoria buries them deep enough
TXC2: I find wind is the big factor on coldness
pleonasticTautology: 100 KILOMETERS PER HOUR.
pleonasticTautology: not MILES.
ContingentCat: then you get LEDs blinding you
lamina5432: I hate people riding your butt
TXC2: oh Gods fuck LED headlights
lamina5432: ^
pleonasticTautology: oh hey 2016 is when i moved to seattle
PhoenixMelior: Fuck led headlights, i hate them
TXC2: train good
Kentosaurus: everywhere on the lrt is an overstatement
TheAinMAP: You had one. Bring it back.
Aceviru:
Butt sniffers get engine broke by me 
TheAinMAP:

Kiwijelly: did you see any dinosaurs?
ContingentCat: Trans are so great
xantos69: My move when a big truck with bright LED headlights talegates me is to just take my foot off the gas and let my car slow down naturally until they pass me. It never takes long.
ContingentCat: *trains, but also that
TXC2: ContingentCat we like both here
OldUncleDan: LED are even worse when you consider northern winters. They don't produce much heat, so they don't melt any ice or snow that might accumilate on them.
ContingentCat:
@TXC2 correct call 
PhoenixMelior: I got a fancy rice cooker
IanAllenBird: hell yeah
SymphonySolstice: they're putting some of those express busses here, but the traffic defeats the entire point of express
Too_Many_Knives: Bath robes are excellent winter gifts
Genie_M: Bathrobes are pure wonderful
Voidhawk42: Lego!
ContingentCat: I'm getting a trip to costco with my mom, so fun lol
codatski: I got a vacuum and popped off, so that tells you what stage of my life I'm in
RandomTrivia:

Aceviru: Hahaha
PhoenixMelior: Hell yeah Ben lol
SymphonySolstice:

RandomTrivia: Amazing
Narcuru: i got lots of lego. it was great!
TXC2: heck of a gift IMO
public_key_reveal_party: I mean, nailed it though
red_shoes_jeff: It was a safe bet. EVERYONE loves Queen.
RassilonDND: @phoenixmelior zojirushi?
nalha_saldana:
Me and my wife bought the pacman and t-rex Lego for ourselves as Christmas gifts 
RandomTrivia: Lego-lly distinct
red_shoes_jeff: Ya ha HA!
Too_Many_Knives: Oleg
RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHAH
IanAllenBird: lmao
Aceviru:

SymphonySolstice: nerd cred Ruined
Snowcookies: lmao
ContingentCat: lol reasonable bet to be fair
RandomTrivia:
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BlueMechanic: there are many games I haven't played
lamina5432: nerds realize theres so many nerd things to do
TheAinMAP: Ben and James playing BOTW is one of my earliest memories of watching a stream on this channel.
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Mai_Andra: But "every game" is not Zelda.
Mai_Andra: (I have not played every Zelda game.)
Kiwijelly: I got an airfrier rotisserie hybrid that is slightly too large to keep on the counter. It lives under the tv cabinet now
Shadowsoflife: the slippers I have are too 'Loud' for me. (noise not pattern)
SymphonySolstice: oh no
RandomTrivia:
amazing
PsychoI3oy: nice
Kiwijelly: sorry, in the cabinet under the tv. we also got a new tv that is too big for the cabinet
public_key_reveal_party: Yellow!
RandomTrivia:
omg
Aceviru: Hahaha
BlueMechanic: so far so good
Strebenherz:

Mai_Andra: Yellow cable - RCA video cable
RandomTrivia: The game was not, in fact, ready or running
lamina5432: is chat hidden?
RassilonDND: Hide chat?
xantos69: It is OK. Chat won't be right anyway.
Aceviru: Exactly
pleonasticTautology: is it thunderbolt?
RandomTrivia: What's on the other end is the important question
pleonasticTautology: is it usb 3?
pleonasticTautology: usb 4?
DeM0nFiRe: It is very funny that they finally got every company to use the same connector, but now the cables themselves are all totally different
Singenmeister:

TXC2: "it does" "what" "yes"
Aceviru: Oh it's not that granular
ForOhForError: that's actually water over usb-c
pleonasticTautology: it's the diameter, paul
PsychoI3oy: rs232 serial
Welbog: Serial
Nigouki: serial
Singenmeister: Serial
Terminal423: DB-9 Serial
Creideiki_SE: VGA is 15 pins.
RassilonDND: Thats a serial right?
Singenmeister: The symbol is def not VGA
Genie_M: They do
NightBook1: serial
Pteraspidomorphi: Wasn't VGA female?
RandomTrivia: Wouldn't be GMM without cereal
LeeshaJoy: I know what it *isn't*
Genie_M: Mini B
NightBook1: hdmi
Omnipotrevor: That is a port that needs to be cleaned
Welbog: VGA
TXC2: beloved VGA
NightBook1: vga
Nigouki: this quiz is for BABIES, wait no, other way around
Welbog: Ethernet
NightBook1: cat 6
Welbog: HDMI again
LeeshaJoy: @Nigouki the baby is for quizzes?
butt_ghost: is this HDMI ARC?
Kentosaurus: that's the zap port
Singenmeister: I was really expecting some more antiquated stuff for giggles
NightBook1: power
Aceviru: These are just basic questions
Too_Many_Knives: ATX
beowuuf:
iec 
Welbog: Lightning
Voidhawk42: Kettle!
IanAllenBird: that's an innie
Welbog:

Genie_M: IEC
Creideiki_SE: IEC Cmumble.C14?
RandomTrivia: IEC C13
public_key_reveal_party: The "do not touch when your PC is on" cable
koelkastmagneet: Not suitable for heated stirrers in a lab
Kiwijelly: I've just been asked what this livestream is about. help
Aceviru: Hahaha
IanAllenBird: wowwww
RandomTrivia:
Oh god dammit 
Genie_M: Pfft
beowuuf: lol
Aceviru: Super easy lmao
Tomnar: kaltstromkabel in german ^^"
TXC2: Kiwijelly it's a talk show
Nigouki: you have a bin of these and haven't maid a Cat of 9 Tails?
NightBook1: im pretty sure there is no official name for that computer power cord
tdapenguin: @Kiwijelly professional funny poeople on the internet having a pop quiz
RandomTrivia:

Singenmeister: lightning
TheAinMAP:

TXC2: RJ-45 ?
Too_Many_Knives: They should have put Thunderbolt as one of the options for Lightning
Genie_M: RJ
Pteraspidomorphi: Is it?
Omnipotrevor: Okay, no THIS is a port that needs to be cleaned
NightBook1: rj45 ethernet
TXC2: Omnipotrevor right?
xantos69: "these were your father's cables...from a more civilized age."
Singenmeister: There we go
NightBook1: paralel
tdapenguin: speaker!
Nigouki: green is line out
Singenmeister: green is out, blue is in
tdapenguin: left/right speakers?
TXC2: I/O ports
Too_Many_Knives: 1/8" and your driver figures it out
RassilonDND: Green is speaker, blue is base?
Too_Many_Knives: Mic is pink
Pteraspidomorphi: Ooo type b
Genie_M: FireWire
Terminal423: Blue is Line-In audio
LeeshaJoy: mini usb
Nigouki: mini USB
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NightBook1: firewire
PsychoI3oy: mini usb
ElektroTal: mini usb
Aceviru: Usb
RandomTrivia:
I think this quiz is aimed at significantly lower knowledge levels than a group of people who operate streaming equipment 
Too_Many_Knives: too few pins for FW
ContingentCat: it's hard to tell scale
Singenmeister: micro usb
LurkerSpine: wth happened to that firewire port
NightBook1: oh, i have never encountered usb mini ports
Nigouki: serial
Genie_M: Serial
Nigouki: PS/2
koelkastmagneet: ps/2
Singenmeister: PS/2
DeM0nFiRe: Playstation 3 port!
Aceviru: Yea
Pteraspidomorphi: Those squeezed usb-b ports were on printers for a time
Singenmeister: 30-pin
LeeshaJoy: oldschool ipad
PsychoI3oy: based on the color of that serial cable, might be a crisco console serial port
Nigouki: apple with bad strain relief
ContingentCat: I've got one of those still hanging around for my ipod classic
Too_Many_Knives: @Nigouki Straining alright
Jogela: 10/10/10
Critterbot: Apple and their proprietary nonsense.
nalha_saldana: That was way too easy
TheMerricat: For Paul they're called 3.5s because it's the diameter 3.5 mm
ElektroTal: ethernet
xantos69: Nylon?
Creideiki_SE: Paul: Better Than Average!
Genie_M: How many of these should we do to bump up the average
RassilonDND: I like USB C I just wish it was color coded
SymphonySolstice: ethernet is fun because it goes click
Singenmeister: fibre cables are fun be cause you can see when t hey have an active signal
TXC2: VGA, screwing in that bad boy always felt good
Pteraspidomorphi: USB-C ports are the first thing to break in every device I own
Mollylele: would love usb-c if not for the devil thunderbolt (ง •̀_•́)ง
wildflowersnow: Agreed
SymphonySolstice: my external drive is C to C and it hurts me
koelkastmagneet: old school tulip cable
Marvoleath: @TXC2 trying to unscrew it after years could be hard though
TXC2: Marvoleath true
Genie_M: I like Displayport
theambivalentagender: I had to find a micro USB the other day for a power tool and that was a pain in the butt
RandomTrivia: Co-axial cables are great
nalha_saldana:
The MacBook magnetic power cables 
Genie_M: Ooh Euroscart
Creideiki_SE: I want DisplayPort hardware that does everything the standard allows. Multiple displays, USB, and Ethernet over a single cable.
loufghyslaufey: Hello? Hello? Who is this? Ooh, hey! Its the "Portal 2" guy! <(=w=)>
loufghyslaufey: I've been watching his playthrough VODs of that game!
Mollylele: show us!
pleonasticTautology: yeah yeah yeah
koelkastmagneet: gamcube/n64/snes
koelkastmagneet: at least
pleonasticTautology: snes did
Nigouki: Playstaion had the AV-Multi which was great
RassilonDND: The link cable?
pleonasticTautology: snes, n64, gamecube, wii
LastCenturion: Not wii
MTigress: snes/n64/gc/wii
koelkastmagneet: snes europe at least
INCSlayer: Super Nintendo, N64 and Gamecube had that same connector
OldUncleDan: I miss the old Apple SCSI port.
Aceviru: Cables.
RandomTrivia: "There are 15 competing standards"
TXC2: blame capitalism
koelkastmagneet: I have so many different appandages for the audio video tulip connectors, to change male and female
RassilonDND: Anyone else really annoyed by phantom power on XLR cables?
Mollylele: actual connection standards would require actual oversight
tdapenguin: @pleonasticTautology same thought!
RandomTrivia: 3-pin vs 5=pin is great because an idiot can't accidentally put an audio signal down a cable into a lighting fixture and blow something up
Jogela: @TXC2 and/or poor regulation
Nigouki: nice silicone insulation instead of some thermoplastic?
SymphonySolstice: I was introduced to Powercon/Speakon cables recently and those are fun
TXC2: Jogela yes
RandomTrivia: @SymphonySolstice Powercon and it's successor, TrueCon, are absolutely inspired designs and wonderfully resilient
Too_Many_Knives: Every worthwhile connector has ground/shield first
loufghyslaufey: Say Paul. I know you all probably gotten asked this question, but how did you guys pull off animating the NESBOX 360 boot screen for that ONE commodoreHustle?
Aceviru: Oooh
Too_Many_Knives: If ground isn't first you're asking for ESD damage
just__fitz: Oh oh I love this idea
RandomTrivia: Oh this will be amazing
nalha_saldana: Wat dis do
loufghyslaufey: It steams! (snaps)
TXC2: how's it made, but it's what it do?
loufghyslaufey: It flips the bird?
Genie_M: It rolls
SymphonySolstice: oh is that pole diggy machine
BlueMechanic: gives hugs to people in trees
Noy2222: Steals stuff from the Louvre
LordZarano: Pile driver?
RassilonDND: Its not a fish cannon
just__fitz: Salmon ladder or cell tower repair
DrLigmaPhD: Concrete 3DP?
TXC2: cherry picker surgeon
Narcuru: it looks like a pipe or cable laying machine
Genie_M: Recycling collector
RandomTrivia:

BlueMechanic: flensing machine
loufghyslaufey: No, chat. Its really... "flipping the bird" <(=w=)>
SymphonySolstice: dang!!
RandomTrivia: Oh SICK
SylvrSystem: that's dope
ContingentCat: oooooh I think I've seen that it's so cool
BlueMechanic: right, because Hadrian had a wall
Barb4rian: That is so metal
Too_Many_Knives: Literally shitting bricks
loufghyslaufey: Wait, LEGO?
just__fitz: HADRIAN makes so much sense
loufghyslaufey: Serious?
RandomTrivia: 3d printing a house
RassilonDND: So this vehicle extruded bricks?!
NimrodXIV: huh
Dalrint: You wouldn't download a house, would you
TXC2: so no mortar?
ContingentCat: there's a company that does basically 3d printing houses with concrete
Too_Many_Knives: "Hadrian" was a hint
just__fitz: How long to make a wall across northern england
Narcuru: looks like its extruding them
Narcuru: then it gets cut
RassilonDND: Id assume there's a mortar nozzle
Nigouki: bricks are pre-made
Narcuru: the extra arm might be doing the mortar as well
loufghyslaufey: Is
RandomTrivia: That is outrageously cool
pleonasticTautology: scotland
TheMerricat: "The Hadrian X is a revolutionary, truck-mounted automated bricklaying robot by Australian company FBR, designed to build house walls in as little as one day using special adhesive instead of mortar, drastically speeding up construction, improving precision, reducing waste, and enhancing site safety by automating dangerous tasks, working from 3D CAD models, and delivering structures faster and more efficiently than traditional methods. "
ContingentCat: like a brick pasta mechine
loufghyslaufey: I still think its flipping the bird
just__fitz: End of the roman empire
Strebenherz: Brick opositor!
Angnor33: Hadrian was a roman general I think?
TXC2: the picts, they weren't Scotish yet
Creideiki_SE: Typewriter head.
Too_Many_Knives: Print wheel
RandomTrivia: Some of Hadrian's Wall still stands, and it still fails to keep the Scots out of England
ElektroTal: Hadrian's wall was one of the coolest things i saw last summer
tdapenguin: i konw this one
Nigouki: typewriter font ball
nalha_saldana: Oh no, it's a chest high wall
just__fitz: Thats the end of a typewriter
Narcuru: typewritter ball
PsychoI3oy: ibm selectric typewriter head
Genie_M: Typewriter ball
Singenmeister: rotary typrewriter
WiJohn: Grenade
RassilonDND: Typewriter head
Orestes290: Holy hand grenade
Mai_Andra: coffee grenade
Too_Many_Knives: It is quite grenade-like
Greyah: Oh, it's a letter grenade!
BlueMechanic: Hadrian made a bunch of other stuff in other parts of the Roman empire, but most people just rememer the wall
atinyspacemarine: Letter pomegranate
RandomTrivia: It etches their monogram on the rubble
WiJohn: Kills only poor people
Dromos_GHG: the writing's on the wall
atinyspacemarine: "to whom it may concern"
Genie_M: That's the font
just__fitz: Its the Xbox Gamer tag maker
sporkraptor: "I memorized Exploding Runes this morning"
EvilBadman:
Mobile Typewriter 
Too_Many_Knives: Find a slowmo video of one of these going it's neat
WiJohn:
@sporkraptor 
JKBalch: huh, neat
JKBalch: What a neat thing to learn about
7gorobei: where is the wingdings ball?
Aceviru: It's the letter grenade from friendly neighborhood
koelkastmagneet: Tunnel drill
Creideiki_SE: Tunnel borer.
Nigouki: make hole for TRAIN
Narcuru: boring machine
loufghyslaufey: Collisions?
PsychoI3oy: i dunno, looks pretty boring
WiJohn: It's boring!
SymphonySolstice: dig hole
RandomTrivia: Very boring
atinyspacemarine: Tunnel
TheAinMAP: That brick layer looked pretty new.
ContingentCat: very boring machine
BlueMechanic: what a boring machine
Too_Many_Knives: Invade France very slowly
Genie_M: It's very boring
public_key_reveal_party: I mean, we did just see a matchine that prints houses, so like, we have some cool stuff still
RandomTrivia: The modern version of a Greathead shield
lamina5432: we have lost a bit on how to do mechanical machines since electric became mainstream
atinyspacemarine: Hole
sporkraptor: is that ours? meaning Seattle's?
loufghyslaufey: An "Oar?" Paul...?
silverstar216: you can't fool me, that's the thing they destroyed in that one avatar the last airbender episode
RandomTrivia: Blender under a microscope
atinyspacemarine: It's for rock salt
EvilBadman: @sporkraptor Bertha?
sporkraptor: particle accelerator
tdapenguin: scale!
niccus: Pepper Grinder (2024)
tdapenguin: always have scales
TXC2:
silverstar216 the Drill, as it was called 
atinyspacemarine: I would buy that
sporkraptor: @EvilBadman yah! XD
silverstar216: @TXC2 ...fair point
LordZarano: Oh tunnel borer peppermill would be very good yes
public_key_reveal_party: I kinda want to prototype a pepper bore
Critterbot: You can also dig tunnels with them.
RassilonDND: Its actually a soda vending machine thats fallen over
Too_Many_Knives: Oh it's tiiiny
Nigouki: oh wow that is a baby TBM
RandomTrivia: Oh, it's a wasserwerfer
SymphonySolstice: pssshhhh
ContingentCat: in a way it is
Marvoleath: it works like a giant worm, basically
atinyspacemarine: That's a wee one
Too_Many_Knives: Mill?
Nigouki: Hardness tester
nalha_saldana: Not so shitty if it can fly though rock
just__fitz: Metal hole punch
Manae: Old rheometer maybe
TXC2:
Keywood cake mixer somehow 
sporkraptor: harms kids in shop class
Critterbot: Alex probably knows.
atinyspacemarine: I forget what it's called, a nibbler?
Aceviru: That's the stuff of legend
ContingentCat: looks like it injures teenagers in shop class
RassilonDND: @randomtrivia bless you
sporkraptor: @ContingentCat same brain
Snowcookies: the top half looks like a band saw
lightfut: One quarter portion
red_shoes_jeff: "Gonk. GONK."
LeeshaJoy: That lower tray looks like it was meant to be filled with liquid?
Genie_M: We had these in uni
MTigress: the fact that it has a tray/box is interesting
atinyspacemarine: It's for taking small chunks out of sheet metal if I'm right
xantos69: @ContingentCat Everything in the shop does that!
just__fitz: Sonicator bath for cleaning parts?
WiJohn: It's the C&C music factory lathe!
Nigouki: see the Raytheon logo? it's a fancy one
atinyspacemarine: So a machine, not CNC?
LordZarano: "Milling machine" is what James was aiming for
SymphonySolstice: oh it's the wiggler
public_key_reveal_party: Abrasive slurry is my industrial act
sporkraptor: mmm, abrasive slurry. nutritious
Too_Many_Knives: Smash protons
RandomTrivia: New description for Twitch Chat -"abrasive slurry"
atinyspacemarine: Fun fact, the "N" in "CNC" stands for numerical, not "and"
TXC2:
makes black holes 
tdapenguin: lazers!
lamina5432: I've seen one of those in person
RandomTrivia: Specifically that's the ATLAS detector I think
Welbog: pew pew pew
MTigress: it spends a lot of money
loufghyslaufey: Fifth Element set design!
sporkraptor: that one definitely accelerates particles
ContingentCat: it brought us into this bad timeline
Marvoleath: smash Adams together?
pleonasticTautology: they made a bigger collider
atinyspacemarine: Hardon collider, it's for frotting
Angnor33: So many dead hamsters...
public_key_reveal_party: Large hamster collider
lightfut: But what about the larger hadron collider??
RandomTrivia: This is just before they created a Labunko Pob
Genie_M: Hamster collider
loufghyslaufey: @Marvoleath Lmao what?
TXC2: sure are
Welbog: They found bosons in James
atinyspacemarine: They're still doing good work
just__fitz: Theres one in Saskatchewan
Welbog: Leptons, too.
MTigress: we need a Larger Hadron Collider
Zulghinlour: The XLHC?
RandomTrivia: That might be my favourite Crapshot you've made in the last few years
xantos69: Larger Hadrons?
public_key_reveal_party: Larger hadrons?
Marvoleath:
@loufghyslaufey that's what I heard
(probably said "atoms")
Mai_Andra: I want to say I heard they're making a bigger one, but I only heard that from a LRR sketch...
Too_Many_Knives: Amuse children
Genie_M: Bike
Creideiki_SE: Transport toddlers?
Angnor33: Annoyed Parents
atinyspacemarine: The smaller particle accelerators are also still operational and doing good work
MTigress: scooter suitcase
DrLigmaPhD: Ruins the already baad gig economy?
Kentosaurus: portable gacha scooter
Marvoleath: vege Rodeo?
Genie_M: Trike
just__fitz: Its the put put jr from futurama
omnilord: luggage
hoveringhalibut: I think they are going to shut the LHC since for upgrades soon
koelkastmagneet: scooter travel case
atinyspacemarine: That was a concept scooter
lightfut: It's a fancy bowling bag
EvilBadman: Runs into me at the fucking mall and airport
LordZarano: Suitcase kids can ride on
sporkraptor: portable infant mangler
Greyah: Snack delivery
just__fitz: Scooty Puff Jr
Narcuru: almost looks like a suitcase
public_key_reveal_party: Baby's first gig economy driving job
LeeshaJoy: It goes zip when it moves and pop when it stops and whirr when it stands still
atinyspacemarine: It has rear suspension
Narcuru: bull something?
Welbog: "Bull"
WiJohn: Lil' Bull
MTigress: my scooter's battery has a bluetooth speaker!
Genie_M: Blirp
pleonasticTautology: @just__fitz scooty puff jr suuuuuuuuuuuucks
koelkastmagneet: something with bull or goat
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Smashes shins at 10 mph
Singenmeister: WayMoo
Orestes290: mini-taur
TXC2: some pun based on Buffalo ?
Kentosaurus: @public_key_reveal_party lol
EvilBadman: Bye-son
creasehearst: Scooty Puff Jr.
OldUncleDan: This feels like it was developed in Japan.
7gorobei: musicow chair
sporkraptor: Bingletaur
BadRoxie: Yak
realbadatthis_: el toro loco
tdapenguin:
@LeeshaJoy 
DrLigmaPhD: the ox?
atinyspacemarine: Ford taurus
loufghyslaufey: Nah, I'm with Paul.
PsychoI3oy: it is Not Unix
Mai_Andra: can be "ridden"
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loufghyslaufey: Heh, "mini-TAUR."
Kentosaurus: dangerous power wheels
ContingentCat: ohh I was picturing it way bigger
WiJohn: You could terrorize a cat with that thing
Genie_M: GNU
MTigress: they have actual adult versions of that too
TXC2: ok that is a kickass trike
koelkastmagneet: But is it cahrged with USB-C?
red_shoes_jeff: I want one!
Critterbot: Gnu, so wildebeest?
BadRoxie: but what is the weight limit
LeeshaJoy: I doubt they could support a grown adult
ContingentCat: wow that's way less that I expected
Mai_Andra: Based on that image, I don't think an adult would fit...
atinyspacemarine: Oh they must break very easily
WiJohn: Pie launcher!
ContingentCat: centrifuge?
Singenmeister: dispenses meds after you play Simon
TXC2: a lazy Susan ?
sporkraptor: imagine yourself getting cooler
Kentosaurus: apple rock tumbler
Orestes290: Salsa sampler
BlueMechanic: there are 4 lights
LeeshaJoy: It's one of those giant hamster wheels but for multiple hamsters
Sarah_Serinde:
enormous adaptive controller 
Genie_M: Egg thrower
Omnipotrevor: or a 4 cd changer
atinyspacemarine: Microfiche selector
just__fitz: Industrial Hot Pot server
awildshen: that looks like some kind of accessibility tooll
Dalrint: @Kentosaurus I think you mean an iTumble
LordZarano: CD changer, but for digital music
MTigress: ceiling lighting
atinyspacemarine: Wastes venture capital?
ContingentCat: ohhhhh
just__fitz: Dang I was thinking simon says a bit
atinyspacemarine: ??? Why
Genie_M: Simon barks
Snowcookies: Dogs do like puzzle toys
BadRoxie: Gnu max load is 78lb
just__fitz: It looked way bigger in the picture
Kentosaurus: i was thinking iRock, but that's better
LeeshaJoy: ahhh, it's on Kickstarter, that explains it
public_key_reveal_party: Why the guitar?
Noy2222: I shall have 3
koelkastmagneet: "trained" or random stepping on the buttons
atinyspacemarine: Amazing
SymphonySolstice:

EvilBadman: Ah, "Let it feed."
Aceviru:

atinyspacemarine: Trained or random it's still enrichment I suppose
SymphonySolstice: Enrichment™
ContingentCat: it's to confuse your dog
LordZarano:

Creideiki_SE: See also the speedrunning dog from a couple of GDQs ago.
pleonasticTautology: oh i know what that is
atinyspacemarine: Dug confuzzler
pleonasticTautology: no that's
koelkastmagneet: fork for people with alzheimer
RoyGBivSF: self-twirling pasta fork
pleonasticTautology: this is a really good fork
xantos69: Some kind of... AUTO-FORK?
Narcuru: oh is that fork that count calories for you?
EvilBadman: Oh the fork what zaps your taste buds to food better
Nigouki: gimbal fork
Orestes290: iFork
IanAllenBird: oh that's for motor disorders
Singenmeister: It tells you how fast you're eating for dietary purposes
pleonasticTautology: @koelkastmagneet and parkinsons
Marvoleath: Is it stabilized for ppl with shaking hands?
BadRoxie: electric fork feels like something that would be advertised on QWRP
Singenmeister: I remember this from a past CES
Sarah_Serinde: yeah looks like a disability aid
LeeshaJoy: Is this that gyroscopic utensil for people with Parkinsons?
atinyspacemarine: Stabilizing fork for those with tremors
realbadatthis_: stabilizing fork for parkinsons?
ContingentCat: is that one of those forks for people with parkenson's and such?
DrLigmaPhD: tzork, a for t at tases you
just__fitz: Spaghetti twirler sounds right
MTigress: counter-balanced fork for compensating for shaking hands
Genie_M: Vibrating fork so you feel your food salty (really)
LordZarano: Measures the number of times you fork
TXC2: fork for peole with arthritis ?
sporkraptor: gets hacked by scammers so you have to pay bitcoin to unlock it
Geldaran: I want to say it was some BS about making the food taste better.
niccus: parkinson's
public_key_reveal_party: Yeah, I was wondering if this was for Parkinson's
iris_of_ether: I do think it's for disabilities yeah
koelkastmagneet: @pleonasticTautology That is the one I mean
just__fitz: Extendable Fork
atinyspacemarine: This feels like a tremor/Parkinson's aide
Welbog: No, it uses your motion to generate power. You charge your phone with it.
Sarah_Serinde: for when your hand's too shaky for you to easily use regular utensils
pleonasticTautology: @koelkastmagneet both have tremors
SergeYager: vape pen
Sarah_Serinde: aww
just__fitz: Its extendable
SymphonySolstice: aww
TXC2: darn
IanAllenBird: hm
AntMan003: heated fork
ContingentCat: warming fork?
OldUncleDan: It cools food while you eat it.
atinyspacemarine: Damnit
Nigouki: oh it's NOT the good fork?
just__fitz: Like an antenna
EvilBadman: Yeah, ok. I think I got it
SymphonySolstice: I mean
atinyspacemarine: What if it's the same as the ones for tremors but adversarial
Abavus:

Nigouki: what
EvilBadman: OH lol it's not the zappy spoon then
Welbog: Antagonist fork
just__fitz: Ahhh its like the toothbrush getting mad when you press too hard
MTigress: oh, the torment fork
Too_Many_Knives: Gonna vibrate its way into the trash real fast
ContingentCat: I guess for kids with that issue
public_key_reveal_party:
wha
atinyspacemarine: Oh my God it *is* adversarial
LeeshaJoy: Ah, so it's like those treat mats for dogs
Aceviru: Oh I need the inverse of this
atinyspacemarine: It's the fork that makes you eat slow
Marvoleath: at that point you just drop the fork and eat with your hands xD
Too_Many_Knives: Use chopsticks
Treygdor: This is how you create a kink
Sarah_Serinde: This does feel like the kind of thing that's made to help people with something and then you have to try and market it to a wider audience to make it commercially viable
xantos69: There isn't anything wrong with eating quickly. Some people have crap to get done.
Sarah_Serinde: But also maybe it's just bad
Aceviru: I take way too long to eat
atinyspacemarine: Like the beach that makes you old or the lemonade that kills you
TXC2:
how much food are you eating in one sitting that it takes 20 mins? 
Genie_M: Eat with one chopstick. No stabbing
just__fitz: I need a puzzle bowl like dogs have
Welbog: How does the fork know how much food you have?
RandomTrivia: I stepped away for a minute and I come back to a SMART FORK?!
ContingentCat: I eat slowly enough to have to reheat things sometimes
MTigress: can we force all executives to use those except they vibrate uselessly when they try to push AI?
7gorobei: change the vibrate to electroshock
Kentosaurus: brand collab inconing
Welbog: LoadingReadyLive segment: forkjammr
iris_of_ether: Wibbly wibbly wibbly
RandomTrivia: How does it know how much is left on the plate?!
red_shoes_jeff: Lemme eat my food at my pace! Mind your business, FORK.
atinyspacemarine: That should be on the next live
LeeshaJoy: @MTigress A shock collar would do the trick
just__fitz: Balistic Sharpie
Barb4rian: Injection needle?
BadRoxie: hides a weed
Too_Many_Knives: It's an off-brand sharpie
LeeshaJoy: It's a laser pointer disguised as a pen, I'm guessing
TXC2: GUN PEN, mightier then the sword
realbadatthis_: gun?
atinyspacemarine: Auto injector?
MTigress: oh nice! sharpie blow pen
iris_of_ether: Is that a vape??
sporkraptor: that's... evil
Aceviru: Is it a shocking one?
ContingentCat: novelty vape?
atinyspacemarine: Zip gun?
Greyah: Tattoo sharpie
xantos69: It is like a sharpie, but it deploys a series of smaller sharpies that each have laser targeting as it approaches the paper.
WiJohn: Eye liner deal?
red_shoes_jeff: @TXC2 "So I can write a Poison Pen Letter?"
Narcuru: is it a straw thing?
ContingentCat: yeah drugs
TXC2:
red_shoes_jeff yes James 
atinyspacemarine: "fine point" is it just off brand?
atinyspacemarine: Does it succ?
TXC2: *James bond, not turner
Kentosaurus: it blows the sharpie to dry the ink?
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Just a gun
Singenmeister: It's either a gun thing or a photography thing
just__fitz: Camera Lens Brush
MTigress: blow pen
RandomTrivia: It's for writing people's names on bullets, so you can tell people you have a bullet with their name on it
public_key_reveal_party: @singenmeister that does sound like a fun this or that
koelkastmagneet: I was thinking of the paint pens that army painter released with quick paint
ContingentCat: Sometimes they just do it anyway and make enough before they get the cease and desist
Genie_M: It does say permanent marker
SymphonySolstice: omg
RandomTrivia: WHAT
Sarah_Serinde: whyyyy
MTigress: lololol
ContingentCat: WHAT
Barb4rian: I need
Too_Many_Knives: dafuq
ContingentCat: "trick" yeah
atinyspacemarine: HELL YES
Nigouki: >_>
Barb4rian: Give now!
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Oh, sweet!
Kentosaurus: real life wand of fireballs
TheAinMAP:

atinyspacemarine: NATURE IS HEALING
Orestes290: different namr
Marvoleath:
Use it to light a cigarette 
Too_Many_Knives: AIM AWAY FROM FACE
TXC2:
I need that for the wood burner 
public_key_reveal_party:

Omnipotrevor: Basically a roman candle
MTigress: i think James knows what he wants next Christmas
xantos69: All air is flammable if you try hard enough.
red_shoes_jeff: I also want one of these.
LeeshaJoy: Q Division needs more funding so they're marketing to the general public now
Aceviru: Flamable air is...
LordZarano: Flamable powder usually for magic tricks
red_shoes_jeff: @Too_Many_Knives Whose face?
ContingentCat: the fun trick, arson
RandomTrivia: Even very small amounts of fire can cause damage
just__fitz: Its so you can light the fire like hagrid with his umbrella
Too_Many_Knives: @red_shoes_jeff FRONT TOWARD ENEMY
sporkraptor: Sharpie Fart Lighter
TXC2:
wow I was mega de-synced there, James talked while Paul's mouth moved 
Shadowsoflife: @red_shoes_jeff YES
public_key_reveal_party: Russian roulette signing
sporkraptor: don't mix them up!
red_shoes_jeff: @Too_Many_Knives o7 Yes, Cap'n!
ContingentCat: that'll get you banned from most places
Genie_M: LRR is no longer welcome after burning down convention center
just__fitz: Analog is just cooler than digital
7gorobei: "can i have your signature?" "no but you can have a giant burn mark"
Aceviru: It also takes a lot of money
nalha_saldana: We're totally living in the future
atinyspacemarine: I used to work at a company that made cool stuff. I wanna get back to r&d
SuitablyEpic: we used to make dumb stuff too. it just doesn't get remembered
RandomTrivia: If there's no big "ker-chunk", is it even worth having?
LordZarano: There was a lot of crap got made in the past too. It got thrown away
OldUncleDan: Like pinball tables and jukeboxes.
SuitablyEpic: theres a bias towards things people cared about
just__fitz: Look up the pepper mill calculator, that is the really cool mechanism
sporkraptor: New Years Resolutionists
nalha_saldana: My resolution is to watch more LRR
xantos69: @just__fitz I love physical calculators!
sporkraptor: my annual resolution is to not make any resolutions
RandomTrivia: Self-improvement is for life, not just for (post) Christmas
atinyspacemarine: Make it through to 2027, make progress in therapy, spend more time with loved ones
OldUncleDan: My resolution is 1920 X 1080 60 FPS.
atinyspacemarine: Less of a specific resolution, more just continuing my normal goals
LeeshaJoy: My resolution for the *month* is to clean out my room and get rid of some crap. After the 31st I will reevaluate.
LordZarano: Spring/summer is the best time to start a habit
Aceviru: Not a resolution guy. I'm a goals person, so it's always a plan and do it.
Greyah: My new year's resolutions are always small and kinda silly. This year I intend to go outside for at least five minutes every day.
SuitablyEpic: that was my only resolution
Kiwijelly: I tend to list stuff I want to do but need reminding of, like be kinder to myself or eat more greens
Mai_Andra: I feel like birthday timing is more reasonable for "new resolution." It's just not as cultural resonant since they're all at different times.
Kiwijelly: but weekly resolutions seem to work better
Aceviru: Test purposes
sporkraptor: New Year's Challenge
Kiwijelly: I think that's called Lent
sporkraptor: @Kiwijelly +1
Aceviru: It's a good method. Changes your body
DeM0nFiRe: Nice!
nalha_saldana:
At least you recorded a ton of stuff of what you did 
Kiwijelly: why is so much of stoicism vaguely bdsm?
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Kiwijelly: congratulations!
BadRoxie: deleted IG at midnight on NYE!
ContingentCat: @Kiwijelly there's a signifigant overlap there yeah
Genie_M: I never went into shortform
lamina5432: I hope we get a filter for AI videos on platforms soon
Kiwijelly: I am trying to move away from shortform, but Fredo and Your Dinosaurs are Wrong make it hard
Kiwijelly: also that lady with the frogs who just had a baby
Orestes290: I deleted social media and joined 2 book clubs, there is definitely time to take back
just__fitz: We need to make an app that detects upward swiping on your phone to break the loop. It just sends you a poke to get you out of the trap
nalha_saldana: Focus Friend is a nice free app that can help you keep away from your phone for a while
red_shoes_jeff: Ever Forward, Never Learning.
LeeshaJoy: I've heard that as "taking time to bask"
Dalrint: You've adjusted to the idea of constantly being running at 10 so now it doesn't feel like 10 anymore.
lightfut: Camp cardboard AND sub athon AND DB AND...
public_key_reveal_party:
@red_shoes_jeff live and don't learn 
RandomTrivia: Thank goodness for the End of Year Highlights, because there are so many moments from the last 12 months that I forgot about but were great
TXC2: C"FUT is always great
Kiwijelly: I need to get back into long form content, because I can make stuff while watching it
Marvoleath: you even did a donkey stream!
Too_Many_Knives: I love that you used a physical C64 monitor to get the distortion right
Critterbot: Pluribus was excellent!
Kiwijelly: I made half a dozen eggs and that was the majority of my year
ContingentCat: I just started Pluribus
beowuuf: the fat season 2 will be a while is annoying
beowuuf: *fact
Kiwijelly: define enjoying
Creideiki_SE: Pluribus did not have an ending. It had a setup for season 2.
Genie_M: No. It should have been finished, not stopped
TXC2:
"TV" takes 2 years between seasons now 
Kiwijelly: because I've been getting back into Arthouse Horror
lamina5432: TV doesn't want to take risks anymore so the second season is usually the worse
TXC2: we need to bring back 22 episodes per season shows
ContingentCat: At least it's not on Netflix so it has a better chance of season 2
pleonasticTautology: i mean, the problem is streaming
Tomnar: I am waiting for the new stargate season, and it is at least taking 2 more years >.<
pleonasticTautology: they're not filling "air time"
beowuuf:
@TXC2 who's got the time for that anymore 
pleonasticTautology: @Tomnar wait there was a first season?
lamina5432: @TXC2 just make the show as long as it needs to be to feel good
TXC2:
beowuuf binge watchers 
Genie_M: It's not an ending
lamina5432: I've seen like 16 episode shows, or 28 depending but the specific count and the short runs suck
beowuuf:
@TXC2 guilty, so difficult to watch 8 epsiodes of a new show, then binge five seasons of an old show in a week 
Marvoleath: fun fact about Pluribus - the main actress once played in a MTG tutorial video
Marvoleath: it was on a CD with the 1997 game
Kiwijelly: and sometimes the show comes back and you realize the fan content you've been consuming has significantly better writing *Sad Sherlock Noises*
Tomnar: @pleonasticTautology season is probably the wrong word, no, but there is more content coming
EvilBadman: Blue Prince progression after credits is so hard to talk about
Creideiki_SE: Babylon 5 had famously horrible executive meddling and still managed five seasons with just a couple of months' downtime. 2 years between seasons suggests a production with no plan.
iris_of_ether: My friends hold that Blue Prince is one where you're done when you say you're done
Voidhawk42: The first goal is roughly 20% of the game
L0rdX33n: Denoted in verse?
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Back in the 1950s, shows had 39 episodes a season.
TXC2: Creideiki_SE it's a money problem
Voidhawk42: @L0rdX33n Investor Needed!
TXC2:
ArtDecoSunburn dang 
iris_of_ether: I played hard for 2 months and then set it down
Kiwijelly: @ArtDecoSunburn half of them were reworked radio scripts, though
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Makimachine: 3 seasons.
beowuuf: snw is 3
ArtDecoSunburn: @Kiwijelly True, but at least they were well reworked by Sterling Silliphant.
NightBook1: ya, its on 3
beowuuf: it has an official end season too
TXC2: Lower decks has ended already
Ard_Rhys: LD season 5 already happened
beowuuf: they can actually write to an ending
TheMerricat: Academy, set in a post Discovery time.
beowuuf: academy, yeah
Genie_M: Star Trek MTG too
7gorobei: snw is ending after s5
Xed_Regulus: Star Trek: Starfleet Academy later this month
Geldaran: it looks dumb as hell.
itsaysTRUENO: star trek: the old republic
nalha_saldana: Black alert!
DrLigmaPhD: I need to buy some sets of Trek
ArtDecoSunburn: It's got Holly Hunter, right?
NightBook1: its animated isnt it?
INCSlayer: it looks bad but its gonna have Robert Picardo as the Doctor from Voyager and that means i will give it at least a try
beowuuf: @NightBook1 academy is live action
BlueMechanic: I saw people calling it Deep Space 90210
Xed_Regulus: @ArtDecoSunburn And Paul Giamotti
ArtDecoSunburn: @BlueMechanic Well, Odo was the Luke Perry of Changelings.
Kiwijelly: the executives think this will do well type ish
beowuuf: people who like voyager should watch prodigy. people who like star trk should watch prodigy. it was unexpectedly good
theambivalentagender: I think Lower Decks is around DS9
Omnipotrevor: Didn't Picard go forward too? Oh, and the other animated show is post Voyager
Makimachine: Academy is in the same era as Disovery, the 31st century.
DrLigmaPhD: Well Star Wars is because Disney are cowards
TXC2: Lower Decks is post Voyager
Too_Many_Knives: Picard was post-Voyager
RandomTrivia: Yeah but you can't create new characters when you're trying to cash in on people's love of existing characters
Xed_Regulus: Star Trek Academy is in the far future
Makimachine: Academy is a thousand years in the future.
DrLigmaPhD: @theambivalentagender After. Kira is running the station
TXC2: DISCO did that
Marvoleath: Star wars had a lot of decent books, Disney decided they do not count
NightBook1: star trek discovery ends in the 31st century
Geldaran: Discovery does a big time jump forward.
Marvoleath: either going future or to the past
beowuuf: disco is 1000
lamina5432: wasn't star wars like thousand of years ago
Narcuru: at least acolyte sort of tried to do that, but its still only 130 years before episode 4
TheMerricat:
James erasing the TOS era I see. 
millenomi_Aura: Discovery is at the edge of the timeline now, after the fall of the Federation.
beowuuf:
@millenomi_Aura more like stamble, it got back up 
itsaysTRUENO: hey guys let's do some public domain antics in the holodeck!
lamina5432: star gate atlantis VS OG stargate was a good time jump
ArtDecoSunburn: @Xed_Regulus Huh. I love that PG apparently volunteers for any show he likes. There was terrible Spanish horror series he binged, and then called the producers to say, "I'll be the villain for your season 2!"
iris_of_ether: It's real good
L0rdX33n: @marvoleath Star Wars had a cottage industry of for-profit fan fiction. and I loved them
ElektroTal: why does ben sound like he's broadcasting from the cockpit of a plane
Jorsh029: The first seasons of Picard and discovery are both the worst seasons of those shows, they are definitely worth watching the rest of them IMO
Aceviru:

Shadowsoflife: Need to finish the vods for that
RandomTrivia: This thing is an absolutely wild ride and has no right to be as well thought out
Bruceski: I saw the scenes of Picard with him and Q and whether or not I think they should have happened that was fun to watch.
Aceviru: It's NOT Pikachu?
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loufghyslaufey: Yoshi is the AU's "Eeveelution"
pleonasticTautology: @ElektroTal i mean, he IS in the crystal gondola
beowuuf:
anyone wish we got the picard season 2 we thought we'd get with the ship and cast and no time travel weirdness? 
Shadowsoflife: @Aceviru no but it we have a few named after the mons
Makimachine: @beowuuf Maybe, but we got the new Borg which I freaking love.
iris_of_ether: He's so good
ContingentCat: he's a good bean
ArtDecoSunburn: @pleonasticTautology Is that like the Crystal Cathedral, but in Venice, on water?
EvilBadman: Kumail's new special is very good, if you haven't seen it
Narcuru: im going to see him for a second time later this year
Narcuru: oh that was a great set
Narcuru: you dont episodes hate someone
Kiwijelly: The audience asks if he's ok with that output sometimes and he's always said yes
Kiwijelly: he's been back!
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BlueMechanic: It was fun
loufghyslaufey: That' Minecraft, James
L0rdX33n: it was a good time
loufghyslaufey: *that's
BlueMechanic: I wanted Mario and Luigi to interact more, but the separated them for plot reasons
Kiwijelly: James says make more mid kids films
ArtDecoSunburn: @Kiwijelly How about more mid kids make films? Just give an average 8-year old a film crew.
loufghyslaufey: I think Jack Black's "Steve"... would seem fine? I didn't watch his movie though
itsaysTRUENO: the casting of right-wing Christian weirdo Chris Pratt was unpleasant
Aceviru: Yeah that's the big ouphe
ArtDecoSunburn: @itsaysTRUENO Well, he's a Schwarzenegger-Kennedy now.
DrLigmaPhD: Jack Black is also a good voice actor unlike most big name actors
loufghyslaufey: Don't even know her, yeah
BlueMechanic: I did like Charlie Day as Luigi
red_shoes_jeff: Charlie Day made a good Luigi
loufghyslaufey: I almost don't reckonize the rest of them
Kiwijelly: Key has done a lot of voice work
public_key_reveal_party: I think the best part of Charlie day's casting was people dubbing over Luigi with lines from it's always sunny
ArtDecoSunburn: Jack Black's mother was an interesting engineer, if I recall.
nalha_saldana: Is Luigi dayman now?
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loufghyslaufey: @public_key_reveal_party Pfffft, wut?
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EvilBadman: MKW Soundtrack is amazing
red_shoes_jeff: @nalha_saldana (AaaAAAaaah!)
Dalrint: the sonic movies are fun and that's all they really needed to be
lamina5432: watched the new avatar movie and it was pretty mid
loufghyslaufey: What? He keeps coming back? How?
Voidhawk42: TBF, Jim Carrey said he wouldn't do the third unless the script was godly
ArtDecoSunburn: He's come a long way from Fire Marshall Bill.
TXC2: thanks for streaming James, Paul and Ben on Tech
sporkraptor: I have to admit I thought Paul said "and well he died" which would make it hard for him to do more movies
Voidhawk42: I think it's just his way of negotiating a higher salery
nalha_saldana: Thanks for having us, it was nice to be here
lamina5432: have gday
itsaysTRUENO: may the force be with you
loufghyslaufey: Who'd be a Sonic nemesis after Robotnik?
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sirzechs_666: hope you all have a good day
Snowcookies: bye
pleonasticTautology: oh sick i got joekim with that one
loufghyslaufey: Or... porridge?
TXC2: !next
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Kiwijelly: bye!
loufghyslaufey: Like Canadian good stuff porridge?
Mai_Andra: Finally getting to Ashes Reborn, just as they release the new Ashes Ascendancy.
sirzechs_666: see everyone for is this your card later
TXC2: !events
Mai_Andra: And the art is cool, too.
sirzechs_666: yess spoopy times later tonight
bytecaster: Powered cube is indeed back
Marvoleath:
I hope Cooper still likes us 
loufghyslaufey: 1UP'd Cubble wut?
ArtDecoSunburn: Once again, I'm going to plead that at some point "AFK" do an in-person "Lords of Waterdeep" this year.
pleonasticTautology: CROK
INCSlayer: CROK
RandomTrivia: YES, gotta have the Crokinole fix
TXC2: croking that nole
INCSlayer: i want more Crokinole content
pleonasticTautology: @INCSlayer crontent
INCSlayer:
@pleonasticTautology 
itsaysTRUENO: this is my kingdom come this my
RandomTrivia: Oh cool, guest Matt on TS
RandomTrivia:
Anyway, speaking of the next Magic set 
pleonasticTautology: LORWYNNNNNNNN
TXC2: !ppr
pleonasticTautology foams at the mouth.
TXC2:
set one of SEVEN this year 
Strebenherz: Goblins my beloved
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 no only six this year, 7 was last year
pleonasticTautology: lorwyn was our first set and i'm SO excited
Marvoleath: they previewed the precons today
Aceviru: Is was very enjoyable
Bruceski: That was great
TXC2:
pleonasticTautology last year was 6, this year is 7.....unless we've jumped to 2027 already 
Barb4rian: The Jim Henson short was wild and incredible
Snowcookies: yay chillpoint
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pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 i swear this year was 6, based on the timeline they showed? lorwyn, strix, reality fracture, tmnt, marvel, star trek?
pleonasticTautology: OH RIGHT LOTR, FUCK
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Marvoleath: @pleonasticTautology hobbit
itsaysTRUENO: did paul just do a Mr Crow reference
pleonasticTautology:
@Marvoleath i said "oh right lotr fuck" 
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