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James_the_Dabbler: What movie
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Mai_Andra: Would you look at the time... it's mine o'clock already
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Aceviru: What up stinkies
James_the_Dabbler: @Mai_Andra That’s what she called me last night
thunderbird32: I hear it's FMV on the menu tonight? Good times!
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NotCainNorAbel: @James_the_Dabbler but but your name is James...
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Juliamon: looks like they did indeed win
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ButButTheJesus: Hi folks, watching on phone/PS5 cause computer is
ButButTheJesus: on the fritz
teaspoonC: Happy Tuesday folks
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sucks ButButTheJesus
LoadingReadyRun: @ButButTheJesus you kept us in suspense
ButButTheJesus: It's easy to hit enter on phone keyboard:D
e_bloc: Corgo666 Streamer, just banned a man. if i'm not back here in 10 minutes, carryon, carryon
GasCityGaming: !findquote stinky
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noSmokeFire: hi-ya
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Diabore: hiya
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ButButTheJesus: Hiya
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RatherLargeToad: Let’s Link?
hatboozeparty: ayayaya
trialbystory: It has been far too long since I've Let's a Nope live
7gorobei: hiyayaya
quasi79fu: am i late?
teaspoonC: Karate noises
Strebenherz: spoopy
betweenmyself: Aye ya ya? pennyWhat
quasi79fu: Hai chat ben and aadam
Strebenherz: howdy stinkies
Blakemcm: how long has it been?
MrSarkhan: new year new spoops!
kingandcommoner: One of these days I expect them to just stare at the camera and spin the wheel without saying anything
BusTed: I haven't seen you in many years
ButButTheJesus: Yeah ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hello good joke
noSmokeFire: in a year (this one)
e_bloc: I dunno you might have gotten blackout drunk
xantos69: hello stinkies
couchboyj: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
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Phailhammer: WHAT YEAR IS IT!?
Spades_Slicc: I haven't tuned into this stream since last year!! Kappa
protojman: I haven't been stinky all year
Vinewood_OG: 2027
BusTed: oot
James_the_Dabbler: Happy 1996
MungoDude: I haven't seen you in what feels like forever
ButButTheJesus: Time?
Diabore: its time for adams gamehaus with special guest ben
Nigouki: honestly it's better off not knowing the year
e_bloc: still 2020 my friend
RealGamerCow: say eh again Ben
teaspoonC: Where have you been all my life
couchboyj: Thats our mayor!
Rhynerd: 'tis a new year and I'm glad to be here. It's not a fresh spring, so let us spoop instead of sing.
Ferisar: more like dead... bree... set
Ferisar: tting...
kimmibeans: Hello all!
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MrSarkhan: LUL
RatherLargeToad: I’m a 4K guy
Fanklok: Saying eh is so last year
Buxx345: dance dance revelations
Diabore: favourite passage?
e_bloc: are you a . . . man
ButButTheJesus: Word up
Spades_Slicc: Mayor Savidan is irresolute confirmed
MrSarkhan: Fair
GamerCat88: seabatDance
NotCainNorAbel: That he likes watching
Mai_Andra: Smash the world's shell! lrrPistachio
betweenmyself: them calves riffYeti
BusTed: entity?
xantos69: man is kinda spitting here
kingandcommoner: I like that God is canonincally intersex and yet people respect His pronouns
teaspoonC: Fuck that fig tree tho
e_bloc: wrath of god is not a metaphor
RealGamerCow: Are you a Revolution X, famed Aerosmith shooting based arcade game?
NoxStryx: Entity?
thunderbird32: "Oh yeah, you're a fan of god? What's your favorite passage?"
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thesimbiote: Awesomely petty, god is
Blakemcm: wow where do the fundies get it lol
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James_the_Dabbler: 3 people, actually
ArtDecoSunburn: To be pedantic, technically it's singular: Book of Revelation.
Ferisar: no it's definitely a man
Strebenherz: seabatUseless voxlunCarp
Phailhammer: @thunderbird32 The Northwest one. Kappa
NoxStryx: Is god single?
couchboyj: He mellows a lot after he has a kid
adept_nekomancer: I've met some chihuahuas that seem pretty spiteful, but none of them have religions.
thunderbird32: @Phailhammer :D
e_bloc: no other gods
MacbethSeemsSus: God goes by they/them Kappa
Thefluffiestguineapig: Parts of it, genuinely depends on which god
ManWithTheMask13: Salutations, chat and Adam an Ben
saucemaster5000: Fuckoff 5:13
hatboozeparty: Real wine or pretend wine?
teaspoonC: Is God baptized? (yes)
Ferisar: but ben
e_bloc: I went until I was 5 and honestly I don'/t remember shit
lamina5432: sunday school teachings where wack
saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 where have you been young man?
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Ferisar: you might wanna go to church implicitly when they get you in there at a young age
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 UHHH UHHH
Ferisar: makes it real easy
kingandcommoner: They read those parts on the weekdays
calculated_uncertainties: Cheer100 Cheer1 Cheer1
ManWithTheMask13: I was having leftovers for dinner
betweenmyself: Sunday school is what pushed me toward atheism riffThink
MacbethSeemsSus: Hey if your wife looks backwards I'm turning her to salt
ItsThugDimmadome: I love me some mixed fabrics
e_bloc: killing, torture, pillars of salt, don't eat oysters
noSmokeFire: you mean a baby?
kingandcommoner: that was a baby
hatboozeparty: They should ban that book, its too violent lrrJUDGE
Mai_Andra: It's training obedience. You go to church "because you're supposed to."
Rhynerd: My dad talked about going to a catholic school. He was left-handed and a bit of a troublemaker.
mulligan2six: Baby, not sheep
ArtDecoSunburn: They make sense if it's Bronze Age desert.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Baby
James_the_Dabbler: That’s a baby
e_bloc: thats a baby
PMAvers: I mean you gotta cut the sheep with the knife to do the blood sacrifices
Thefluffiestguineapig: He determined who was the mother by which was willing to make the sacrifice
e_bloc: that was their proof that solomon was wise, pretty fucking basic if you as kme
kingandcommoner: no Ben, that's wrong.
ArdCollider: the only thing my partner got from the Bible reading at his brother's wedding was "Camels SUCK to take care of."
Micalovits: If they scream, you cut the kids in half?
sirzechs_666: To quote the fil, angels and demons "faith is a gift i am yet to receive"
adept_nekomancer: "You wouldn't download a baby."
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Right. It's rules for a 30 mile radius of Jericho.
prince_infidel: The lesson is the real mother doesn't want the baby dead
mulligan2six: I'm gonna chop the iPad in half and then you will both have an iPad kids
saucemaster5000: I love this incredibly wrong take on multiple religions at the same time
thesimbiote: The bible has many important lessons: mystical abortion potions, that a group of kids who call a man bald deserve to be mauled by a bear...
Sapphic_Shenanigans: The moral of that one was the one who would choose to give up the baby rather than chop it in half was the real mother
ManWithTheMask13: how does any of it help me with fgc combos
ArtDecoSunburn: @adept_nekomancer Solomon.net?
Ferisar: how plus is god adam
Ferisar: the real question
GasCityGaming: the fake mother doesn't care so the king gives it to the real mother who would rather give it up totally than see it die.
Ferisar: is his overhead good
BusTed: 😬
pookahbee: I'm not the real mother and also do not want the baby dead
prince_infidel: Didn't say it was a GOOD lesson
ManWithTheMask13: How does the bible help me to a DP motion
Phailhammer: Yeah, one was fine with it and the other was like "What the fuck!? No!" and then Solomon gave it to the second one.
e_bloc: same
e_bloc: when my mother left my father we never went again
duallain: @ManWithTheMask13 you gotta chop them in half
GamerCat88: burning bush
e_bloc: excommunicato
Athelgar: "And both will receive, death. I'll eat the pie."
James_the_Dabbler: Yeah that’s a big no no as Catholics
MacbethSeemsSus: Catholic Lite
ManWithTheMask13: @duallain wdym chop is forward medium MiniK
saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 Leviticus 2:14
Vinewood_OG: Excomunicado
ArtDecoSunburn: @ArdCollider Especially when shoving them through eyes of needles.
GamerCat88: oh ben lol
spo8n: that's what an annulment is for
ShaneLeeAtk: All the religion, none of the Original sin
kimmibeans: I'm so excited! I haven't been able to watch Let's Nope all year :)
noSmokeFire: pope
ManWithTheMask13: I'm NOT looking that up, Sauce
KWardJenx: the pope
duallain: Lutherans like lists on doors
teaspoonC: Catholics have a Pope
AugmentingPath: yep, no two people who believe in God have ever had religious disputes
ArtDecoSunburn: Nailing theses, mainly.
kingandcommoner: the movie Heretic has an explanaiton on that
far2muchsarcasm: Lutherans are protestant.
kragmabutch: oh Ben there was a whole thing about this and nailing things to church doors
MacbethSeemsSus: Protestants aren't a fan of the Pope
GasCityGaming: Protestants don't pope
underhill33: That is too much to explain in twitch chat
Inquisitor_Xian: There's exactly 50 differences between lutherens and catholics
Phailhammer: The Council of Nicea was a mistake. Kappa
e_bloc: you know what I don't understand. you're super religious, your wife dies and you have a shared plot, then you get married again. what do
Rhynerd: There is probably a fractal tree you could make on the various versions of christianity that exist.
ManWithTheMask13: Protestants are missing out on the Pope Mobile
GasCityGaming: that's a WHOLE other thing
doubleo21: It depends on the denomination. Most Protestants separated from the Catholic Church
thesimbiote: Catholics believe in mandatory intercession, so like, you need a pope or priest to go between you and God
Ferisar: they saw him
James_the_Dabbler: We don’t talk about JWs
e_bloc: witnesses are a whole thing
ArdCollider: Adam "world's only Papist Lutheran" Savidan
skintbint: speaking of christianity, i just beat vicar amelia for the first time, i guess you could call me the goat, but i wouldn't be so boastfull
Nigouki: bible should be taught in middle school along with egyptian, greek and norse mythology so that they have the background for western literary history and influences
ItsThugDimmadome: L Ron Hubbard?
teaspoonC: Jehovah's Witness are technically protestant
Diabore: thats alien religion
e_bloc: no birthdays, no blood transfusions, can't stand for the national anthem
James_the_Dabbler: We REALLY don’t talk about Scientology
Vinewood_OG: Elrond Flubber
betweenmyself: David Bowie? riffYeti
kingandcommoner: L. Ron Hubbard
glitched_goddess: there’s a lot of space ship religions
saucemaster5000: Mother Hubbard?
noSmokeFire: El Ron
NoOne_OfConsequence: No, it is L. Ron hubbard.
e_bloc: I dated two witnesses
Ferisar: el ronje
ButButTheJesus: No ben
Ferisar: hubbar
Dog_of_Myth: El Ron
Vinewood_OG: "The Ron"
ArdCollider: El-P Hubbard
MrSarkhan: BEN
e_bloc: you never saw the books?
loufghyslaufey: Don't go near that. We have no idea how things mamage to go so horribly wrong.
Phailhammer: LUL
NimrodXIV: yup, the religion started by a sci fi author is totally legit
ManWithTheMask13: Scientology sounds like something Philip K. Dick came up with genuinely
AnjaZeta: The L stands for liar
MacbethSeemsSus: Aragorn, we must learn your Theta levels
ThorSokar: composNotes One of my grandparents name was "not a real name"
couchboyj: Its Espanol for The Ron
kingandcommoner: I guarantee you if I google Elrond Hubbard there will be some funny photoshhops
mulligan2six: me amo Rond
KWardJenx: Yeah. You know, "The Ron"
RatherLargeToad: El Rond, is Spanish for The Rond
teaspoonC: @e_bloc Did you have to run between both dates changing outfits
PMAvers: "Welcome to the Last Homely House, you must pay ten thousand dollars for a mental health consultation."
Sapphic_Shenanigans: His full name was Lafayette Ronald Hubbard.
Mai_Andra: That was the guy who said "all religion is a scam" and then he got religion (that he started.)
Strebenherz: y'all are gonna get your videos watched by that one guy who has to watch all videos that make fun of hubbard
e_bloc: did ben and adam swap brains
TheMerricat: El Ron the other last Krytonian
Aceviru: *laughs in Spanish*
ArtDecoSunburn: @ArdCollider Double the fish on Fridays?
ContingentCat: Not that far from Elon so
Mathwyn: Ben misremembers religion podcast
e_bloc: @teaspoonC no it was much worse
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ManWithTheMask13: lock in, Adam
kimmibeans: I went to 15 years of Catholic school!
James_the_Dabbler: Are we not hitting anyone with a wheel today
GamerCat88: lovk the f in brother
duallain: this is a great thing to ask the mayor
loufghyslaufey: Would we... really rather though?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mai_Andra He actually discussed it with Ayn Rand, who started a philosophy as a grift.
e_bloc: great podcast content, but shouldn't we shill some casper mattresses first
saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 I so want to post like, multiple links to you about how that all came to be. It was a bet between L. Ron Hubbard and Isaac Asimov. No, I'm not joking
Strebenherz: I'm already short plz no
PhorrestGaze: He's in a jar, but loaded
Dog_of_Myth: Jar sized
Aceviru: My short king
spo8n: pancake man?
far2muchsarcasm: Adam goes in the jar
PMAvers: Adam "Punch Up" Savidan
e_bloc: can I pay like 3k to get up to 6'8"
MrSarkhan: That's a lot of dollars
ItsThugDimmadome: A 5' 9" is a cursed image
e_bloc: you'd be a canadian billionaire
loufghyslaufey: Europe counts in centimeters?
DoctorHutch: do i shrink proportionally?
adept_nekomancer: 1 euro is 1.62 canadian dollars according to google
Ferisar: i paid for an art comm us to euro and was like oh fuck
DoctorHutch: can i become a 6in tall person
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 Man. Can't believe Asimov beat Dick to it MiniK (but also that sounds unfortunately true)
BusTed: do you become squart
Marvoleath: @loufghyslaufey yes, we have standards
teaspoonC: I can lose like a foot and become average female height so
ArtDecoSunburn: @kingandcommoner "The Fellowship of the Xenu."
e_bloc: Adam is 6'5", and you can't teach that. or buy that fwiw
Strebenherz: Adam auditioning for the borrowers
Dromos_GHG: and they you find Adam in a jar in the woods
ManWithTheMask13: Adam becomes Ant Man from Marvel 3
7gorobei: it was an "accident"
Diabore: @e_bloc but you can sell it
e_bloc: taller men make more than shorter men, it's probably a long-term loss
glitched_goddess: I want to be like 90cm anyway lol
PhorrestGaze: surprise, he reverts on death
loufghyslaufey: No!?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Marvoleath Hey, Jimmy Carter tried here.
Mai_Andra: I actually haven't seen the Borrowers, but I loved The Littles as a kid.
ButButTheJesus: Or, Underpants gnomes
Ferisar: invest your height and then regrow on ROI
Juliamon: is it a proportional loss or are you just a tuna can
Ferisar: think about it
Spades_Slicc: "Easiest body disposal of your life" How much experience you got in this field Ben?????
supriseshurikenn: @PhorrestGaze Okay but then he would be red mush
Ferisar: it's the perfect scheme
e_bloc: I need seven hams
adept_nekomancer: If I choose to lose more height than I have, can I cause a stack underflow error?
Micalovits: 2 inches is rougly 5 cm
Nigouki: can I give up cm in one place and gain it in another?
Diabore: ben
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Loonies coated in maple syrup?
KWardJenx: What about the reverse? Could you buy more height?
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Mai_Andra: Also, there was a Ghibli film, "The Secret Life of Arietty"
ThrinagaBattleheart: *sweats in 6 foot 8 inches tall*
RealGamerCow: bro
GasCityGaming: 3'4"
Nigouki: it's desk height
GedankenPalast_: dude
PhorrestGaze: 1m
e_bloc: I'd shell out 2k to get to an even 200 centimeters
James_the_Dabbler: Ben would be a hobbit
RealGamerCow: Standard counter heightr
Vinewood_OG: Mission Impossible needs a new lead....
Mathwyn: Ben the Gnome
7gorobei: can you pay 10k to grow a cm?
Mai_Andra: You ever seen Inner Space? It's that tall.
GedankenPalast_: HAHA
GedankenPalast_: oh no
MungoDude: how tall is Ben now?
e_bloc: benswaggle
GedankenPalast_: 30 foot box? Ô.o
ManWithTheMask13: Where is the Strega Nona would you rather
shamblingkrenshar: Hi chat, just got here. Did I miss someone getting shot?
MungoDude: 1.232 mill
Mai_Andra: Get an identical but hollow copy of Creepy Doll...
MrSarkhan: Not yet
Juliamon: shamblingkrenshar they got pre-shot
Juliamon: pulled a loadskip
James_the_Dabbler: Just get some stilts
Ferisar: why not
BusTed: Probably need some renovations to accommodate
Ferisar: ????
RealGamerCow: no more roller coasters
Ferisar: adam
ButButTheJesus: Where did you get 16k
saucemaster5000: wtf
Blakemcm: aint no rules say a 3 foot tall can play computer games
MacbethSeemsSus: You could buy an entire shed!
LordZarano: You could buy a smaller house too
xantos69: ben would need a step stool to get on the potty. :-)
ThorSokar: which means he needs less food, and doesn't need as big of a house!
GasCityGaming: @ButButTheJesus 10K euro to CAD
e_bloc: bruh if stephen hawkins can use a computer so could you
hatboozeparty: resizing your whole life is very expensive
loufghyslaufey: No clue. Pretty sure wherever I live would outright reject EU's currency. Nevermind converting it.
NotCainNorAbel: all of the limbs
glitched_goddess: over a million? wow in Victoria you can rent a studio apartment for a month
PhorrestGaze: new TTSF topic, makin' small stuff for small ben
Blakemcm: its like a triangle image drag
MungoDude: your nerves would be shorter, so your reaction time would be improved
dolphgrim: When Adam says "you can't" maybe he means "he won't let you"
Mai_Andra: bold of you to assume... lrrPistachio
Ferisar: @MungoDude become the esports
ManWithTheMask13: Stuart Little had a plane after all
quasi79fu: uhhh mods do i have enough time to go get popcorn before they start game?
GamerCat88: and what about organs do they stay the same or do they shrink
teaspoonC: Does *everything* get smaller
e_bloc: you could buy a townhouse
saucemaster5000: M.O.D.O.K. sucks -- Adam Savidan
PhorrestGaze: That house would be huge for you!
Juliamon: quasi79fu probably
7gorobei: at that size you dont need a big house
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 MODOK DOES SUCK
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Ice cold take
quasi79fu: thank you Juliamon I appreciate you
duallain: have y’all seen Arrietty, id live in Japan like that
e_bloc: can I take a loan and eventually get the height back
xantos69: Does this work in reverse? Like Can I PAY to get taller?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Juliamon is amazing and fantastic
Marvoleath: you can adapt 1 floor house to be 2 floor at that height
Ferisar: half a foot gotta be the play
Mai_Andra: There was a recentish movie called "Downsizing" that was about people shrinking themselves so they could afford a better life.
e_bloc: I mean a rat will eat you
saucemaster5000: what
Ferisar: if you break just above even normally
saucemaster5000: NO
ManWithTheMask13: YESSSIR
Mathwyn: Adam gets eaten by local cat
saucemaster5000: NOOO
MrSarkhan: NO!
ArtDecoSunburn: @supriseshurikenn Speaking of earlier chat discussion of Eucharist . . .
GedankenPalast_: WHAT, fuck no
SquareDotCube: a buffalo wing would feed you for a month
DigitalSeahorse: but you'd get stepped on so easily
saucemaster5000: I HATE this take
KWardJenx: That's living!
whitebadgerwolf88: Gross...
ManWithTheMask13: How do you get mad at me for day old coffe
RealGamerCow: cinema popcorn with dorito powder
MacbethSeemsSus: How do you end up with extra popcorn?
adept_nekomancer: @xantos69 I hope not. I don't want to have to deal with a 40 km tall Elon Musk.
Diabore: @saucemaster5000 its end of night popcorn, not from a trash can
ManWithTheMask13: I GOT FLAK FOR DAY OLD COFFEE??
DigitalSeahorse: you'd get attacked by cats
supriseshurikenn: @ArtDecoSunburn Someone noticed my sins
Thefluffiestguineapig: THE FUCK
DigitalSeahorse: and killed by cats*
Blakemcm: hotsauce and mayo. both pinkies
e_bloc: poop and pee
loufghyslaufey: @ManWithTheMask13 Hard to believe they had to make a show for him to emphasize that point
Strebenherz: is it nonstop or controllable
ManWithTheMask13: Do condiments count?
xantos69: How about molten gold?
Solo_Support: thumbs pee for both
NotCainNorAbel: gas and gin
e_bloc: never go to the bathroom again
dolphgrim: Sour cream to fill up the pool
Nigouki: I'd say crude oil but I'd get invaded
drewm1022: An infinite amount of said liquid?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this at will?
BusTed: What is valuable
Juliamon: It's a liquid to the TSA
teaspoonC: Toothpaste is strong
Ferisar: oil
far2muchsarcasm: More of a gel, but okay
saucemaster5000: water you wierdos
Joecool190: liquid gold
Mai_Andra: the pinky, so you could Dr Evil it
trebuchetboy: gas and dr pepper pinkies
PhorrestGaze: aqua regia
ShaneLeeAtk: Horseshoe crab blood
PMAvers: Does it actually touch your finger? In case it's caustic.
Isaac3567: Ring fingers
Ferisar: crude
ManWithTheMask13: Ketchup and Mustard
e_bloc: if you can make a puddle of it, it's a liquid
GedankenPalast_: gold and water
saucemaster5000: yea water and oil
DigitalSeahorse: I mean cats will attack anyway but more danger when you're small
e_bloc: astroglide?
ThorSokar: pinky fingers, Cream Soda and Root Beer
dolphgrim: Sour Cream
SquareDotCube: Ink
ManWithTheMask13: I turn into Condiment Man
e_bloc: oh it has to be sour cream
BusTed: ready to brush at a moment's notice
raulghoulia: nestle coming for your ass
trebuchetboy: @GedankenPalast_ is the gold hot?
MungoDude: you can brush your teeth without a sink
GedankenPalast_: 100% one of them is water
e_bloc: don't get them mixed up though
supriseshurikenn: Water from my body would ick me out
dolphgrim: It's sour cream
frank_the_great: Alcohol and coffee. I'd save so much money
teaspoonC: Water is actually goated, love that
GedankenPalast_: @trebuchetboy good question...
saucemaster5000: water important liquid "...wooooah"
Driosenth: anything can be a liquid, platinum for example, if it is hot enough
Thefluffiestguineapig: One could be something you will always need to buy forever?
duallain: water and paynes grey watercolor paint
Ferisar: crude oil and olive oil
GedankenPalast_: @trebuchetboy body temp
Ferisar: think about it ben
ManWithTheMask13: Ok but think about how barbeques you could host
raulghoulia: I knew it!
Micalovits: Pinky is a good choice
BusTed: what sort of water pressure would we be able to exert
PMAvers: What pressure level do they come out at? Can they be a fire hose or pressure washer?
ContingentCat: Printer ink the most valuable liquid
frank_the_great: Pointer fingers so you can finger gun
MacbethSeemsSus: Two rare earth metals in liquid form. Go into business
saucemaster5000: ketchup and mustard you cowards
RedAlexxis: Alcohol is a good answer, quite a lot of value there if you are creative
loufghyslaufey: Wait. What kind of "would you rather...?" Did he ask?
KWardJenx: jet
10of9: What flavor tooth paste?
BusTed: like one of those water jet drills
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 That was my pick earlier
SquareDotCube: anime blood spurts level
Mathwyn: LUL
Vinewood_OG: depends how many times you pump it
raulghoulia: what toothpaste pressure?\
Juliamon: waterpik finger, or "runny nose" finger
ButButTheJesus: Ben YES
ArtDecoSunburn: Clearly water pick pressure to accompany toothpaste.
Ferisar: yep
e_bloc: no
GedankenPalast_: I did that before I knew Avatar :D
DigitalSeahorse: yep
Blakemcm: herk jerk it
GedankenPalast_: He did :D
ContingentCat: @loufghyslaufey What two liquid s to come out of two fingers
saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 I'm currently portioning things into boxes, I miss things!
e_bloc: shower sitting is a thing
Aceviru: Standing king
Ferisar: LOL
Ferisar: nice
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 Imagine how useful you could be at baseball games
RealGamerCow: Keeps the warm in, I get it
dolphgrim: That's a good way to stand
Ferisar: bro can relate
ManWithTheMask13: I also sway
glitched_goddess: Do you get in and turn it on or do you turn it on before you get in
GasCityGaming: yeah
ArtDecoSunburn: @MacbethSeemsSus Old Germanium Finger MacBeth.
far2muchsarcasm: Gotta get all sides warm
e_bloc: I mean
MrSarkhan: Yeah you have to
Solo_Support: I sway
SquareDotCube: "Birth of Venus" Ben
Blakemcm: i sway and spin fo sho
saucemaster5000: I have long hair so no
Vinewood_OG: Yes. Like Shaq in a Lambo
ShaneLeeAtk: Totally a swayer
Nigouki: yeah showers aren't built for tall :(
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supriseshurikenn: I sway but im short I just have to move
ManWithTheMask13: Adam's real for swaying
GedankenPalast_: yea I do, small shower head
brainbosh: When the showerhead only hits mid chest
frank_the_great: I rotate like a 7-11 hotdog
Fanklok: Yes
BusTed: sriacha
e_bloc: like 75% of showers I get in have a higher showerhead than my head
Bruceski: I have to crouch to get under the showerhead, it was built for a shortie
ButButTheJesus: Oh no
teaspoonC: Hate when I hafta bend down to wash my hair in the shower
RvLeshrac: Chin-Su.
saucemaster5000: YUP
GasCityGaming: hard agree
DigitalSeahorse: I'm short but I rotate usually washing right side first
SquareDotCube: but itchy eyes Ben
e_bloc: I would take frank's
RedAlexxis: Insulin and Mercury
BusTed: what if you were rubbing your eye
ManWithTheMask13: Mayo siracha?
loufghyslaufey: Sri
e_bloc: it's good on mac and cheese
RvLeshrac: Chin-Su is like sriracha but good.
Strebenherz: i've only really had it in dr pepper
ArtDecoSunburn: @Driosenth Wouldn't that be a heavy finger?
Going_Medium: Horseshoe crab blood is $60000/gallon is super helpful for medical research, and is currently harvested from semi endangered crabs. Win?
e_bloc: agree on soup
Aceviru: That's a Sriracha take, not hot at all Kappa
MrSarkhan: It's good on some stuff. I like sriracha mayo and ketchup
saucemaster5000: I have too many opnions on sriracha for now
Ferisar: go for the chaos answer
Ferisar: blood
saucemaster5000: wtf
e_bloc: or your balls
saucemaster5000: ferisar
circusofkirkus: thumb is wild
Ferisar: @saucemaster5000 sup
Diabore: bens a thumber
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Ferisar: never seen blood before
e_bloc: you ever chop a jalapenos and then have the worst day of your life
Nigouki: ring finger only
GasCityGaming: over the glasses with middle
saucemaster5000: hi @Ferisar
Spades_Slicc: I'm a thumb enjoyer
loufghyslaufey: @e_bloc Yeah, hold up. This would be bad, actually
Ferisar: hi sauce
supriseshurikenn: No one uses the side of there fist?
GedankenPalast_: Any finger that is free, don't care
Vinewood_OG: lrrJUDGE
BusTed: onstaWELP
e_bloc: pointer finger, 100% of the time
RedAlexxis: oh! of course perfume, per gallon that could be quite expensive
TomatoKigu: tomato145Heart Comfy raid! tomato145Heart
RvLeshrac: Thumb's not a flag, it's a thumb.
far2muchsarcasm: A real thumb in the eye you could say
itira: lrrSPOOPY hey
DigitalSeahorse: whichever fingers seem cleanest
e_bloc: lube
loufghyslaufey: Someone pass it down to Ben.
Ferisar: crude oil
ArtDecoSunburn: What brand toothpaste, Adam?
BusTed: oil is strong
Mathwyn: All my finger already dispense blood under certain circumstances
Aceviru: Oh yeah
BusTed: Culinary specialist
GamerCat88: gasoline
trebuchetboy: Infinite gasoline is S tier
GasCityGaming: can run away from people SO well!
glitched_goddess: normal olive oil or evoo
ContingentCat: Yeah that would be great
BusTed: I was also thinking of oil slick
SquareDotCube: not very flammable though
xantos69: Do your fingers have... a refractory period?
dolphgrim: Cold pressed olive oil sourced directly from Ben's heart
Vinewood_OG: Split the difference. Sofrito!
e_bloc: I guess that's lube too
Strebenherz: olive oil will destroy latex though
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Aceviru: Olive oil for a free boost in energy
DigitalSeahorse: forget about putting out an oil fire though
Fanklok: Hippo piss, both pointers
ManWithTheMask13: oh this is a classic
Juliamon: what
MacbethSeemsSus: And a partridge in a pear tree
RvLeshrac: My money is on the rats
GedankenPalast_: o.O
ghyllnox: Rats
e_bloc: no question, just this sentence
ManWithTheMask13: I've heard this one before
frank_the_great: 10k rats + hunter. There is no other answer
teaspoonC: And a partridge in a pear tree
GedankenPalast_: Rats!
MrSarkhan: rats for sure
noSmokeFire: is the rat ratatoullie
SquareDotCube: And a partridge in a pear tree
Spades_Slicc: Bears and RAts on Defense
GedankenPalast_: Rats 100%
BusTed: rats and hunter maybe
supriseshurikenn: Im not in a ring im in a whole ass zoo
loufghyslaufey: The rifle one is just Jumanji...
e_bloc: will the hunter hunt me?
Nigouki: @frank_the_great this
Ferisar: 10k rats is insane mass
MungoDude: I think I need a pen and paper
GamerCat88: buffalo and rats
Inquisitor_Xian: gorillas and rats for sure
Aceviru: I'm sorry, I didn't catch that order
ManWithTheMask13: Rats and crocodiles
Blakemcm: gorillas and rats
dolphgrim: How loyal are the rats?
ButButTheJesus: Rat wall
e_bloc: whichever 2 are most likely to try and kill me
Ferisar: if the rats uncondtionally attack everyone else
GasCityGaming: that's like 20k lbs of rat
MacbethSeemsSus: But the hawks will go for the rats
realbadatthis_: Rats and Buffalo
e_bloc: is the hunter gonna shoot us though
Ferisar: they all die
adept_nekomancer: I think there's an argument for rats + crocodiles
MrSarkhan: Yeah I'm with Adam on this
ManWithTheMask13: Is there a rat king?
RvLeshrac: Wait how big is each rat?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Rats are very trainable
Rhynerd: Hit 'em with the ol' Skaven Tactics
circusofkirkus: rats are BIS
frank_the_great: 10k is just so many rats. It's an ocean of rats. Hunter has a gun, so it can end quickly, so I just want him not as an enemy
accountmadeforants: Oh I assumed it'd have to be like one hawk and one gorilla, not the whole team
DigitalSeahorse: you'd need a blanket or the right sort of extinguisher or a big lid
loufghyslaufey: Would bears even look up?
duallain: lots of wolves too
dolphgrim: Are the rats committed?
e_bloc: agree, rats can do work
Juliamon: If you've played Plague Tale you know the power of rats
kingandcommoner: The rats are actually piled up inside of suits of armor
BusTed: What's the hunter's incentive
ghyllnox: Water would take out the rats
BusTed: Do they have a reason to kill you
PhorrestGaze: 10k rats vs Alberta
dolphgrim: Do the rats have swords?
RvLeshrac: Are these lab rats, or wharf rats?
ArtDecoSunburn: Are they plague rats?
calculated_uncertainties: Rats and wolves.
accountmadeforants: Five gorillas could beat a lot of things I think
e_bloc: I don't get out of bed for 100 rats
circusofkirkus: you need ranged attack
Ferisar: gorrillas are terrifying
glitched_goddess: I’d say rat and hunter, to hardcounter the eagles
Ferisar: tbf
ManWithTheMask13: I feel like the crocodiles are a meta pick
Blakemcm: what kinda gun the hunter got?
DigitalSeahorse: 100 rats would probably still eat the gorilla
ArtDecoSunburn: @dolphgrim Cheese swords.
noSmokeFire: a brown rat is between 0.3 and 1.1 lbs, so 10K rats is like 1-3 tons
accountmadeforants: Gorillas could turn lions into a shape
Nigouki: Audition the gorillas
Doc_Layzah: Always bet on the bear
e_bloc: if the hunter is gonna shoot me, I pick him just to not get shot
hatboozeparty: Whats their hairdo
Going_Medium: you need mass, or the buffalo just run you down.
Kentosaurus: rip harambe
James_the_Dabbler: Is it… Gor-lil-a
Aceviru: Ape together strong
BusTed: silverbacks
GamerCat88: gorilla that doesnt have that dog in them
Drum0_0: We drafting then.
loufghyslaufey: Hahahaha
dolphgrim: Gotta sit down for a quick interview
Thefluffiestguineapig: Gorillas are profound cowards
adept_nekomancer: A NYC-class rat
e_bloc: oh stylo
ghyllnox: 10,000 rat kings
glitched_goddess: @dolphgrim Sword of the Squeak
e_bloc: more than you
PhuzNutz: What kinda bear? Sun, Black, Grizzly, and Polar Bears are all VERY different.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Male or female
Athelgar: Is Funky Kong or Donkey Kong
loufghyslaufey: Omg BEN, Why!
niccus: the rat that took out europe
GasCityGaming: and is it Craven the Hunter or like some range shooting random?
dolphgrim: @glitched_goddess 😲
ManWithTheMask13: What's the terrain for the crocodiles?
e_bloc: can we get a cup of all of their pisses first
Ferisar: i think in this instance whoever is defending us is defending us uncondtionally
NoOne_OfConsequence: Can the gorilla crush a milk jug between its thighs?
Ferisar: otherwise the metrics change
Bruceski: Are we talking farm rat, sewer rat, or New York pizza rat?
BusTed: I bet they don't have good endurance
kingandcommoner: There was an anime that had that fact in it a couple seasons ago...
Yolysses: problem is the hunter with a rifle can get ya at a distance, he doesn’t need to reach you…
10of9: what if the rats are all like the one from "Rat Shaker"?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Genuinely male or female gorilla
cutaos: Buffalo wreck
GasCityGaming: football players do it in just over 4
dolphgrim: In Animorphs a gorilla throws a dumpster at a guy
RvLeshrac: Wait are the rats *rats* or are they rodents? Because if we could get 10,000 capybara, don't need the second animal.
raulghoulia: I can do 30 ft with a move action
ghost_user_1984: lrrAWESOME_TK
DigitalSeahorse: "Rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist."
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RvLeshrac Good point, similar to the bear question
e_bloc: yeah 6 is pretty average
loufghyslaufey: The hawks are the fastest ones on the roster... well, second to rats?
Bruceski: Eagles are idiots, so don't count on them for strategy
ManWithTheMask13: I feel like the eagles present a dilemma where you have to pick the hunter
quasi79fu: i back with popcorrn..yay
dolphgrim: Trick question: one of them is a wizard
accountmadeforants: Cat-sized rats would be a lot
kragmabutch: how good of a shot is the hunter though
Vinewood_OG: Do the rats know any karate?
e_bloc: it says the average fit adult is about 5 seconds
ArtDecoSunburn: So it's "Willard" meets "Gladiator" ?
Fanklok: Are you allowed to also defend yoursefl
Ferisar: 10k rats is so funny still just purely based on surface area
MacbethSeemsSus: Adam inspects their teeth like a dog show
e_bloc: 6 is dogshit
Strebenherz: yes
Blakemcm: if every animal is down to fight, gorillas are supreme
Strebenherz: also gorillas don't do water
realbadatthis_: I'd watch LRR run combine drills
DigitalSeahorse: rats can chew though concrete and lead
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
ManWithTheMask13: Hippos clear
Going_Medium: But they are slow on d.
e_bloc: hippos
Juliamon: no hippos, no moose
adept_nekomancer: Can we use terrain to our advantage? If there's water, the crocodiles are top tier.
e_bloc: and moose
GamerCat88: crocs are wild and can get massive
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hippos fuck up EVERYONE
Strebenherz: hippos are horrifying
quasi79fu: Hippos are the ultimate predator
loufghyslaufey: @Bruceski Swap them with crows & we gaming
e_bloc: we need the canadian version of this question
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
RvLeshrac: Oh good point, moose.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Saltwater crocodiles can be like 12ft I think
Aceviru: Honka
e_bloc: they know you're a piece of shit
DMGlol: the clown horn
ContingentCat: @loufghyslaufey Or ravens
Dog_of_Myth: lrrHORN
betweenmyself: riffWhizzo
DMGlol: I hate baby crying
ManWithTheMask13: The baby one would be REALLY funny
DigitalSeahorse: lrrLUL lrrLUL lrrLUL lrrLUL
e_bloc: I used to be a piece of shit
PhuzNutz: @e_bloc Yeah, ideal. A horny bull would wipe most of that field.
MacbethSeemsSus: "Hey how are you doing" *honk honk*
supriseshurikenn: The boner one is funny
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat Oh, yeah, any smart bird and all of a sudden the question shifts
ghyllnox: Babies, and I guess I see my nephew in a few years
duiker6: they didn't specify that the babies wouldn't stop
Going_Medium: What if you procreate some day?
Lockraemono: spoopy
Blakemcm: its gonna be awkward when we all hear a clown this stream when it gets scary
e_bloc: they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water
RvLeshrac: James starts crying
BusTed: 18 yo
Going_Medium: Ben starts crying...
PMAvers: See, that makes Adam want to take it more
MacbethSeemsSus: Walks outside a daycare.....
SnackPak_: gettem
kingandcommoner: It depends? Toddler generally starts between 1 and 2 YO
e_bloc: I mean that's a benefit
ManWithTheMask13: Good, let them cry
RelwinEJ: What if the baby is an old soul?
teaspoonC: That's just being a woman at a convention
accountmadeforants: BabyRage
PhorrestGaze: now that's upside
TheMerricat: Make the man children cry that would actually be soothing to the soul.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Aceviru: 10 hours of silence interrupted by clown horn
DigitalSeahorse: my worst ex
Vinewood_OG: Feature not a bug
MyrddintheWizard: With the the kids these days...21... lrrBEEJ
e_bloc: leaders of a few countries
Lockraemono: what game tonight
supriseshurikenn: They just cry one twitter @ at you
duiker6: okay, i *want* that now
e_bloc: I'd pay Adam to go to some rallies
PMAvers: Show up at the RNC
RvLeshrac: Asmon won't ever leave the house so you don't have to worry about that one.
TheMerricat: Babies are counted by noise canceling headphones anyway.
Lockraemono: omg
ArtDecoSunburn: @RelwinEJ Then it just sighs wistfully.
ManWithTheMask13: NO NOT THIS ONE BEN
itira: D:
ManWithTheMask13: BEN PLEASE
Lockraemono: this movie rules???/
e_bloc: @PMAvers I see we're on the same page
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
Aceviru: Let's go!!!
DMGlol: what if they can't read tho
Ferisar: oh ivy
ManWithTheMask13: I KNOW THIS ONE NOOOOO
frank_the_great: LUL LUL
Boon_33: the game is butt stuff, you're the subject.
e_bloc: that's bait
Lockraemono: oh wait I found it
Ferisar: bro
MacbethSeemsSus: Too much work
RvLeshrac: Savage
Ferisar: lmao
SnackPak_: I'm illiterate
duallain: ohh no, mayor is reading them the riot act
Aceviru: Hahaha
NimrodXIV: someone volunteered to be shot I see
quasi79fu: wait I know how to read?
Blakemcm: hey fan... eat shit
GamerCat88: thanks streamer (in the voice)
James_the_Dabbler: Adam is coming for your ass
frank_the_great: The game is LoadingReadyRun
Lockraemono: ty ty
ManWithTheMask13: Ben I despis this question
ghost_user_1984: did we just loose the game?
Vinewood_OG: How many pinned messages are ignored on twich, per day?
DigitalSeahorse: yay
Micalovits: Pee grape 100%
saucemaster5000: Y'all have never been good at updating that shit,
Strebenherz: poop a pineapple
niccus: which orientation pineapple
BusTed: so spiny
loufghyslaufey: Just touch the screen on your phone. But anyway...
e_bloc: pineapple
SnackPak_: pineapples are sharp
James_the_Dabbler: OH THOSE ARE BOTH SO BAD
far2muchsarcasm: Softer than a kidney stone
ManWithTheMask13: This one SUCKS
Ferisar: pineapple will kill you
e_bloc: I bet it hurts less
PMAvers: Pineapple fronds can *cut* you
BusTed: grape would compress better
Juliamon: pineapple gonna SHRED your colon
adept_nekomancer: I think both of these end in hospitlization.
DigitalSeahorse: how big is the grape?
ManWithTheMask13: BEN
ArtDecoSunburn: In 18th century Europe, pooping pineapple would be a major economic flex.
Ferisar: straight up
ContingentCat: Pee a grape
math_nerdette: Not even Close. Adam is correct.
DMGlol: both would be so painful
RedAlexxis: A pineapple is pretty rough
betweenmyself: Adam with his cavernous urethra pennyWhat
noSmokeFire: those both kill you tbh
ghyllnox: Yeah how big a grape
silenceaux: breach
Strebenherz: wait no grape
rosesmcgee: B hole stretcher than p hole
DigitalSeahorse: anuses don't heal well
e_bloc: grape is not as watery as you thjink
accountmadeforants: I'd rather avoid this whole situation
Spades_Slicc: Grapes are a lot squishier than a pineapple
ManWithTheMask13: Damn you, Ulmer
ButButTheJesus: Could we just not
InconsiderateHat: I feel like the grape would be less likely to tear
NoxStryx: Poop a pineapple has a better alliteration
Bruceski: grapes pop. Still not comfortable but far easier
kingandcommoner: Both are so bad but you could crush it once it got far enough
e_bloc: way easier to fix your ass than your penis
realbadatthis_: I'd die
RvLeshrac: The pineapple is spines-out.
supriseshurikenn: Is it like a kidney stone passing?
ContingentCat: At least the grape is smooth
kingandcommoner: the grape
DMGlol: you could crush the grape
James_the_Dabbler: Adam
teaspoonC: How much time do I have to train
SnackPak_: o7
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
RedAlexxis: NO!
Going_Medium: Are you left with an elmer fud gun?
PixelnKrisko: I think the better question is how it got in there to begin with
ghyllnox: LUL
Aceviru: You're probably dying with the pineapple
ItsThugDimmadome: Urethras don't fair much better
adept_nekomancer: He's got grape expectations.
itira: oh dear me oh my
loufghyslaufey: Wait. "Just Chatting?" Huh. A lowkey good game, tbh
James_the_Dabbler: Grape cum?
Vinewood_OG: The pineussy MIGHT recover. Exploded dingus is forever.
Jennie_Fuchsia: fwiw I have you guys on the tv and there’s no title
RvLeshrac: Good point you can squash a grape.
PhuzNutz: Pineapple all the way. Urethras heal less
GamerCat88: pineapple also has acidity so if you cut anything the burn
e_bloc: did you stop urinating
RvLeshrac: The pineapple is just whole.
frank_the_great: You could break the grape
RealGamerCow: blow it open like Elmer Fudd's shotgun when it gets blocked
DigitalSeahorse: a tiny grape
ManWithTheMask13: alright about that game
rosesmcgee: @Going_Medium LUL
ThorSokar: As someone with kidney stones, you do not understand how much you do _NOT_ want that grape
ManWithTheMask13: WIN WIN
BusTed: tru tho
SnackPak_: sign me up
duiker6: win/win
Dog_of_Myth: WIN WIN
ghyllnox: Win win
e_bloc: win win
Thefluffiestguineapig: No
RvLeshrac: "Michael Vick's dog"
MrSarkhan: There's no downside!
ButButTheJesus: Yes! Dog!
Lockraemono: what if you've got a lame owner
e_bloc: seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE
duiker6: i will accept being a yapper
raulghoulia: put dogs on thw heel
Aceviru: Woof woof, major
MyrddintheWizard: Yes yes
kingandcommoner: Do you remain thinking as a dog?
ContingentCat: Sweet I throw it
Thefluffiestguineapig: I work in veterinary medicine, I know too much about dogs
e_bloc: adam the corgi
MacbethSeemsSus: Adam Pugface Savidan
Ferisar: kai'sa dog
RedAlexxis: yap, yap, wadday mean!
ghyllnox: Lil yappers live longer, possibly out of spite
e_bloc: like a pug
MrSarkhan: world's largest loudest chihuahua
GamerCat88: Jade's twin
RelwinEJ: Real mayor of Dogtown
e_bloc: what if you have to get your glands expressed twice a year
MungoDude: jlrrJade
math_nerdette: There are garbage dogs that don't count as dogs.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Brachiocephalic dogswith horrific issues
NotCainNorAbel: I love all dogs; just not equally
duiker6: you're not owning the dog. you *are* the dog
adept_nekomancer: "Behold, the pug! Technically this is a dog!"
PhorrestGaze: My housemates would take great care of me, the dog has the largest wardrobe of the 4 of us
RvLeshrac: @e_bloc He's already sold.
Juliamon: some dog breeds just shouldn't exist. But we can still love the ones that do.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh the ones that shouldn't exist
Blakemcm: their existence is unethical
RealGamerCow: French Bulldogs also have a death yodel that is so loud
kingandcommoner: I love all dogs, but individuals are capable of being downgraded from "dog" to "wild animal"
Strebenherz: we need to not breed those
ghyllnox: Fuck breeding dogs that can't breathe or walk
MyrddintheWizard: Adam the chihuahua
e_bloc: corgis are athletic and you don't like them
loufghyslaufey: Or... or, a slight chance that the "dog" turns iut to be a bear...?
Lockraemono: I'm bad at bowling so I'd lose
e_bloc: thats gotta be at least 30%
Marvoleath: Breeding dogs with respiratory issues due to short muzzle is illegal in Netherlands
Thefluffiestguineapig: The ones that can die in their sleep? The ones who don't spit out their ET tubes because they breathe better with them in?
RvLeshrac: Is this on the spot or do you have a minute to warm up?
GasCityGaming: went to provincials in Prince Albert in like 1998 baby!
teaspoonC: Do I have some warm up frames
Kentosaurus: when I bowl, my first throw is always a strike, then never again the rest of the game
Strebenherz: @Marvoleath good
PixelnKrisko: Do lunes really sound like wolves
Diabore: typical man Kappa
RvLeshrac: I was in a bowling league when I was a kid, and won a stereo.
SnackPak_: oh no
loufghyslaufey: Wuh?
supriseshurikenn: Ben would have to be to be a golden retriever
Lockraemono: show spaghet
Strebenherz: spaghetti photo?
ContingentCat: What?
Lockraemono: ??
ManWithTheMask13: show
Aceviru: Wait what
loufghyslaufey: Cool. Inside joke
accountmadeforants: Elaborate
ArtDecoSunburn: Can you keep rolling for a chance even after transformed into a dog? I'd like to see a French bulldog trying to bowl.
PhorrestGaze: spa-get us this photo
loufghyslaufey: Shs ate ALL of THAT?
spo8n: me too
RvLeshrac: Parmesan cheese, you say? What do you mean "too much"? "Unreasonable" doesn't make sense. This is cheese.
loufghyslaufey: *She
MrSarkhan: Is that even possible?
e_bloc: thats not possible
far2muchsarcasm: As mother used to say: it's a condiment not a side dish
PhuzNutz: Adam likes his slender, wet bread
e_bloc: you cannot put too much on there
butt_ghost: no such thing as too much parm
Lockraemono: oh yeah I love parmesan, she's right no matter how big the pile is
RealGamerCow: shakey parmesan?
niccus: proper parm or green can parm
e_bloc: I think she's a better preson
e_bloc: *person
ContingentCat: Oh she wants cheese with spaghetti
Blakemcm: do you know what this is a symptom of? her body is lacking sodium and craving parmesean
ManWithTheMask13: You can put too much
Sapphic_Shenanigans: There is no such thing as too much parmesan
Omthebox: Its green
ghost_user_1984: is this like a salad is just an excuse to have cheese as a meal?
hatboozeparty: the VOID
BusTed: needs more garlic
Ferisar: whoa
butt_ghost: Transparent parm
Lockraemono: transparent cheese
SnackPak_: nah, that's baller
PixelnKrisko: Lol Have you seen "The Cottage" Episode of heated rivalry... cause thats alot of cheese
ghyllnox: LUL
GasCityGaming: how thicc is it?
Bruceski: If you're cheesing your own spaghett there's no such thing as too much, live your dream.
gawag_: I just can't hang with the powdered stuff
niccus: that looks like mold
DigitalSeahorse: the whole can?
MacbethSeemsSus: Well that's your problem, it's radioactive
seanmrwick: what is this?
e_bloc: I do that all the time
Kentosaurus: green cheese?
Ferisar: that's a black hole spaghetti
supriseshurikenn: I put more
GasCityGaming: cause like surface area that's fine
RatherLargeToad: Phantom Spaghet
accountmadeforants: Parmesan from the void
quasi79fu: its what I put on my spaghetti tho
Juliamon: Post photo to discord or smth
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circusofkirkus: ewwww
gibbousm: oh no I missed most of the podcast
ManWithTheMask13: green
teaspoonC: Some people don't like spaghetti but do like mediocre cheese
RealGamerCow: Green Screen Beej pops out
Lockraemono: oh my god the bg was fake?
MungoDude: can you toot it on mastodon?
RvLeshrac: This is a greater invention than transparent aluminum. Now you can't tell how much cheese you're eating.
ghyllnox: If that cheese is green...
Blakemcm: salt the pasta for nicole first then see if the parmesean changes
tidehollowcat: Nooo my immersion
e_bloc: no not the sausaage
Lockraemono: I'd eat it
PhorrestGaze: where'd the shelf go?
Ferisar: hand it over
Thefluffiestguineapig: What kind of parm? Real or shakey
ManWithTheMask13: that's a lot
Juliamon: that's fine!!
thunderbird32: Nah, that's fine
Omthebox: That's how much I put on
butt_ghost: That's FIIIIIINE
MrSarkhan: Nah that's fine actually
itira: Ben this is a terrible photo
betweenmyself: so much parm it collapsed under it’s own gravity
Sapphic_Shenanigans: That's fine
noSmokeFire: I need something for scale
RealGamerCow: That's fine
niccus: if it's actual parmesan shredded tableside, that's not a lot
greenslayer79: needs more parm
Mr_Horrible: eh, not really
Mathwyn: Ahhhhhh reality unwinds
Sapphic_Shenanigans: I'd put more
Dog_of_Myth: That's alot of cheese
Misslinnythebaker: That's my normal amount
unicornly: Seems accurate
RvLeshrac: That's not a lot of parmesan!
loufghyslaufey: Omg!
Going_Medium: have you heard of alfredo? It's like a build your own alfredo.
YeOldeMark: That's based
brainbosh: How DEEP is it tho lol
James_the_Dabbler: That’s a lot but it’s not, like, unreasonable
TomatoKigu: Could do more
DigitalSeahorse: yellow blob
Inquisitor_Xian: that's SO much
e_bloc: thats really not even all that much
BusTed: it's fine
Thefluffiestguineapig: is it real cheese?
ghyllnox: Ehh that's alright
Ferisar: hand it overr right now
SnackPak_: it's fine
DMGlol: wait that actually might be too much barbKEK
hatboozeparty: Meh, i had more
ManWithTheMask13: I kind of agree with Ben
Lockraemono: ID EAT IT
Micalovits: Okay, that seems like a bit to much
supriseshurikenn: I think thats the same as I put on mine
ContingentCat: Looks good
GasCityGaming: that's too much yeah,like cut that in half
Dog_of_Myth: But Nicole is Based
calculated_uncertainties: Nah, 8 do more
cosarprime: It's not pizza
accountmadeforants: Lasagna with extra steps
Sarah_Serinde: Not as much as I was expecting
far2muchsarcasm: It's a lot, but I've seen more
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm Sicilian-American, that's normal
RelwinEJ: I expected worse
GamerCat88: gotta get your daily calcium
Inquisitor_Xian: i'm with you Ben
Fanklok: I can still see spaghetti
ArdCollider: you need to roll like the TV weatherman when this happens, out there with the ruler
rosesmcgee: to each their own, but that is a lot
Omthebox: I think you dont understand how much I like cheese
butt_ghost: parmgate remains an undecided topic
Mr_Horrible: "they're not agreeing with me, something must be wrong with the photo" OpieOP
itira: now i suddenly want spaghett
e_bloc: I do that too, maybe it's basic
supriseshurikenn: I can see both sides
silenceaux: I wish we could see how tall(?) it is
ButButTheJesus: Yeah we can't see the depth
Drum0_0: Put it on the greenscreen.
HiimDant: a little spaghetti with your cheese
frank_the_great: I can't believe you've been greenscreened this whole time
ManWithTheMask13: I will die on the hill that it may be too much
PhorrestGaze: it's good, I'd do that.
DigitalSeahorse: send it to the streaming computer
Juliamon: Noodles are still visible, it's fine
RvLeshrac: Yeah I was expecting it to be like a half-pound of grated parmesan.
loufghyslaufey: Nicole, NO. I would send help!!
Sapphic_Shenanigans: I like a little spaghetti with my parmesan cheese meal
MrSarkhan: I was actually expecting more. I'd eat it.
Going_Medium: Mmmm gritty spaghetti.
beneckja: wait
seanmrwick: I can barely see spaghetti, but I can still kind of see spaghetti
accountmadeforants: That's not an everyday thing but understandable
Strebenherz: Put it on the greenscreen?
ContingentCat: It's a lot but cheese is good
Gaelan_Maestro: if thats alot then i have a problem
Thefluffiestguineapig: It is a lot but the noodles are visible
ghyllnox: Even if you couldn't see any noodle, I'd just eat that much cheese
Joecool190: post it on bsky
calculated_uncertainties: She's good love it
DigitalSeahorse: email?
e_bloc: its a lot but it's not too much
Saintnex: email yourself?
PhuzNutz: It's definitely enough to make the morning poo a little late.
LordZarano: pairdrop dot net it
brainbosh: launder it through discord lol
beneckja: the shelf is not real?
Lockraemono: ben tell them I'd eat it
NotCainNorAbel: just email all of us lrrBEEJ
saucemaster5000: ONE TIME I'm using my chef privilege --- You can put as much or as little as you want -- It's a CONDIMENT -- you use it as much as you want to make your food taste the way you want
Mathwyn: Just email it to all of us
BusTed: "but I'm right" benginCry
Thefluffiestguineapig: I get both sides
ManWithTheMask13: I think it's too much
Mr_Horrible: I mean I think it boils down to "people have different tastes" :P
butt_ghost: u only live once why not parm it up
LightspeedSloth: THE SHELVES WERE GREEN SCREEN? My life is a lie.
GamerCat88: cheese dust
ManWithTheMask13: IT'S TOO MUCH
MungoDude: "too much" would be if you couldn't tell there was pasta or a plate anymore, what's there is still reasonable
Aceviru: I've put a lot of Parmesan on my stuff before. I love cheese
Juliamon: LightspeedSloth mate they're from like, 4 moonbases ago
betweenmyself: make it into a channel emote riffThink
Sogheim: is it the good parmesan or the dried out one in the green shaker?
BusTed: 😬
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it the dust or real cheese
PhuzNutz: Is it the pre-grated canned BS? Because any of that is too much
PhorrestGaze: yikes
DigitalSeahorse: for me even one clove of garlic is too much cause it makes me queezy for some reason
hatboozeparty: Wow
ManWithTheMask13: what the fuck, Adam
unicornly: Just trying to prevent dementia with all the cheese
NoxStryx: Anyone remember that cheese ad of the guy at a restaurant and the waiter is grating cheese and there is like a 1 foot tall pile on his spagetti
butt_ghost: oh no
Dog_of_Myth: yikes
Ferisar: send it to me
itira: technologyyyy
ManWithTheMask13: not cool, dude
seanmrwick: oh I put a lot of cheese on my pasta, no matter how much pasta and sauce is in the bowl
Ferisar: i'll send it to adam
ButButTheJesus: Yeesh
Vinewood_OG: Declines
e_bloc: this is like when your parents fight
RealGamerCow: @Juliamon They're also HUGE.
hatboozeparty: WOW
cosarprime: Ben's not wrong
Aceviru: Hahaha
PhorrestGaze: omg they're gonna become friends on stream
seanmrwick: Is it mom's spaghetti?
Saintnex: woooow
Lockraemono: wowowowo
MrSarkhan: lrrWOW
SnackPak_: wow
Mathwyn: Ben and Adam, officially not friends
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
ManWithTheMask13: I DO
LightspeedSloth: @Juliamon That explains the 4e books. sort of.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrWOW
PhorrestGaze: me
Athelgar: just blutooth transfer it to the PC?
seanmrwick: I do!
ManWithTheMask13: I LOOK AT IT ALL THE TIME
itira: WE CARE ADAM
Ferisar: i don't look at discord friends either
loufghyslaufey: No, just- wait! Just adjust the settings to "friends of friends!!"
Sogheim: there's a discord friend list?
GedankenPalast_: reversBengeneering
raulghoulia: adams the villain for other reasons
MacbethSeemsSus: @Athelgar Too easy
ManWithTheMask13: WE DO CARE ADAM
loufghyslaufey: Wait, we do!? Why?
Aceviru: I have no frens :c
e_bloc: never said I care but it is funny
BusTed: that is a pile
seanmrwick: I look at mine to see who's active so I can see if I can talk about BG3
Ferisar: LOL
ButButTheJesus: I did not know it had a friends list
Lockraemono: I'd eat it still
ManWithTheMask13: HOLY SHIT
PhuzNutz: @GedankenPalast_ that sounds kinda kinky
saucemaster5000: ok that is a lot
Lockraemono: give here
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh, I retract my statement
Aceviru: Oh nah that's good
adept_nekomancer: Okay, yeah, that is excessive.
e_bloc: oh thats not even as much as I thought
itira: naaaah id eat the shit outta that
azninsect: those are some dusted wets
thunderbird32: It's a lot but it's fine
far2muchsarcasm: Oh, it's not even the good parmesan
niccus: oh that's can cheese
Dromos_GHG: yeah thats a lot
wedge_x: what's the fucking problem?
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Fine by me
seanmrwick: yeah, that is a lot
RedAlexxis: Oh that is quite a bit
NotCainNorAbel: it is a lot, but not bad
Sarah_Serinde: okay yeah that's kind of a lot
RealGamerCow: I have a bigger issue with the lack of sauces
silenceaux: Okay that's definitely plastered
TomatoKigu: It's about on par with what I'd do.
ghizmou: a speckling
Orestes290: tooo much for texture
Ferisar: i'd still eat it
rxpalindrome: my wife and I said to each other exactly what Adam predicted. Its a lot of parmesan but i would probably still eat it.
BusTed: oh there's meatballs too
raulghoulia: thats more cheese than sauce
wedge_x: LOL
ghyllnox: That's still totally fine
duiker6: i've changed my mind. that's not enough.
Isaac3567: That would be so dry
teaspoonC: Objectively a lot
ManWithTheMask13: IIT WILL BE TOO DRY
betweenmyself: that reads much better
Dog_of_Myth: That is alot of cheese
butt_ghost: That's literally fine when you mix it in
cosarprime: That would be a lot with twice the amount of pasta
Ferisar: but good lord lmao
YeOldeMark: I respect that
guinea_piggle: hmmm... that is a bit much
MrSarkhan: Yeah it's a lot but still fine.
Vinewood_OG: I'm a goblin, and that's pushing it.
niccus: it's a lot for can cheese, but it's fine
Phailhammer: Yeah, okay, that's more than I expected.
Kentosaurus: that's a lot, but not enough for an intervention
RatherLargeToad: needs more cheese
Inquisitor_Xian: that's so far passed too much
Kipstar: ugh
supriseshurikenn: Yeah I can see how thats a lot
wedge_x: that's fine
ManWithTheMask13: THAT SHIT'S GONNA BE DRYYYYYYYY
HiimDant: a perfectly reasonable amount of parm
Lockraemono: nope it's good
Dromos_GHG: vindicated
quasi79fu: again its how much i put on mine as i said before
Yolysses: eh, I was prepped for way worse
seanmrwick: wait....is this Shaker cheese or freshly grated
PhorrestGaze: love it
DoctorHutch: thats alot, i would be enjoying the food noticibly less
Thefluffiestguineapig: For can cheese that's a lot
SnackPak_: yeah, vindication for Ben
PhuzNutz: Too much dandruff
supriseshurikenn: I would still do that though
fonkoncle: has ben heard about cincinatti chili?
accountmadeforants: That's an absurd amount but honestly maybe sometimes, I get it
hatboozeparty: Would
brainbosh: Equal amounts cheese and sauce.
ManWithTheMask13: I'M INNOCENT
tidehollowcat: Yeah no
Ferisar: I would still eat it tho
electric_claire: I used to put that much on when I was a kid
Omthebox: I put more on tbh
GedankenPalast_: yea now we can see it
frank_the_great: Looks perfect
n3ther: oh ya that looks delicious
RedAlexxis: that's the shelf-stable stuff right?
Ferisar: lmao
unicornly: Needs more
ManWithTheMask13: I WAS ON YOUR SIDE, BEN
Drum0_0: It's a lot, but I approve.
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Nope, I'm still fine with it
MacbethSeemsSus: I'd still eat it though
thunderbird32: Wow, rude :D
TheMerricat: That's not enough.
Spades_Slicc: I'm still on her side
DigitalSeahorse: that's a LOT of sodium!
BusTed: dusted their wets, for sure
GreatSacrificer: that's perfectly fine
NimrodXIV: kind of a lot, but not crazy
niccus: i use this much
Micalovits: Huh, I thought there was more
itira: idk id eat it
kingandcommoner: My word
ManWithTheMask13: IT'S GOING TO BE SO DRY, DOG
Nigouki: it's not the amount of cheese, it's the lack of spaghett. that portion is tiny
supriseshurikenn: Someone should clip this lowkey
ArdCollider: I don't see the issue, esp. with parm dust
Dog_of_Myth: I am on your side BEN
Orestes290: I like eating sand
saucemaster5000: I stand by my statement, but jesus
ButButTheJesus: A lot, but I think it's still in the acceptable range
MungoDude: the plate is still less than 50% cheese, maybe even less than 10% cheese, needs more cheese
MrSarkhan: #would
Going_Medium: That is a happy child level of cheese. That said, be happy, eat cheese.
Micalovits: I retract my statement, perfect ammount
Thefluffiestguineapig: If it was real cheese, different, but that's so dry
Yolysses: you mix that in and it’s enough to actually taste! :)
Ferisar: spaghetti's a little dry
Joecool190: that has to be a lot of sodium lmao
margerfol: I'd eat that
sirzechs_666: that is a lot but i would still demolish it
prince_infidel: We'll make you a villain every time Adam
Scy_Anide: That's a lot of sawdust
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ladyjessica: not enough Parmesan
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MyrddintheWizard: Thats a bunch, and it's the canned cheese
loufghyslaufey: Get help! Get help! The Spaghetti Monster is eating Nicole!!!
LostThePirate: If it were fresh grated parm, I'd say that's right, but for shaker parm, that's way too much lol
seanmrwick: actually Ben....that's literally the amount of cheese I put on my pasta, so don't feel as bad
butt_ghost: MAKE IT THE BACKGROUND
ManWithTheMask13: That is SO much, it will be very very dry
Omthebox: The worst part is that its the powdered shit. Not actual parm
RelwinEJ: Expected an unhinged amount
Aceviru: My throat is dry af but I'm happy
lizardknight: I agree with Adam, i would eat though
KWardJenx: It's a parm delivery system, not a plate of pasta
ContingentCat: That's a lot for dry Parm, fresh Parm it'd be good
supriseshurikenn: I love it when they go monkey mode
Thefluffiestguineapig: But whatever makes you happy
LightspeedSloth: can we have that as the stream backdrop?
10of9: I can barely see the spaghetti under all that cheese
ButButTheJesus: Nicole still based
accountmadeforants: Parmesan is especially delicious too
ManWithTheMask13: Too dry
raulghoulia: now adam submit a food crime for the scrandle
n3ther: i would not throw around based so willy nilly
Strebenherz: can you background the spaget?
RedAlexxis: maybe just make a basic mac at that point
Omthebox: You need to get actual parm for her.
Aceviru: Yeah
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: it’s a lot of cheese, but in an appropriate way. plenty is good.
loufghyslaufey: @ManWithTheMask13 RIGHT!?
SnackPak_: shakey cheese
MrSarkhan: OH that changes things
Aceviru: I love that
DarknessKingCoH: Why'd you show us the surface of Mars?
GedankenPalast_: yikes
calculated_uncertainties: It's not too much if you can still see noodles
niccus: i understand their lego party behavior now
Omthebox: No
GedankenPalast_: nope
seanmrwick: I'm one of those "bougie" kind of people that use the Pecorino Romano
GamerCat88: the dust
saucemaster5000: it's ok to have alfredo/tomato sauce
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Gotta have the sprinkle cheese
ManWithTheMask13: @loufghyslaufey THAT'SWHATI'MSAYIN
GedankenPalast_: I'm out
James_the_Dabbler: Gross
butt_ghost: incorrect opinion
lochnessseammonster: Correct amount... not too dry if you have a drink with it :P
Ferisar: ah well
GedankenPalast_: hate it
LightspeedSloth: Cheese noodle with tomato
gibbousm: I've had store brand before. It was bad
Vinewood_OG: Sawdusted
Ferisar: nobody's perfect
RedAlexxis: oh no mate!
Lockraemono: need the slices of parmesan
far2muchsarcasm: Gross.
accountmadeforants: Oh right I found out about the shaker parmesan on Ben's stream, that seems kinda awful. I retract my "I get it".
BusTed: hell yeah
seanmrwick: I use blocks of cheese
butt_ghost: I get free parm from my deli guy I cannot add to this convo
SnackPak_: hell yeah
DoctorHutch: ugh. if i'm not shaving it off a block, i don't wanna be a part of it
DigitalSeahorse: make sure she gets plenty of potassium and hydration to combat all that SODIUM
RedAlexxis: get a good cheese and use less
seanmrwick: @butt_ghost That's a good perk
MacbethSeemsSus: Fresh parmesan is so good when grated
ButButTheJesus: Aw good for y'all
sirzechs_666: if its fresh parmesan from Italy then yes
RedAlexxis: way better for the arteries
Ferisar: LOL
NotCainNorAbel: lol
itira: LUL
BusTed: lrrJUDGE
MrSarkhan: LMAO
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
saucemaster5000: LMAO
Drum0_0: LUL
accountmadeforants: Grate your parmesan. A wedge of parmsesan will last however long it takes for you to grate the whole thing.
e_bloc: marphS
seanmrwick: Sounds about right for the company
loufghyslaufey: (hisses)
ContingentCat: Lol yeahhh
ButButTheJesus: Based graham
n3ther: the rest of the world.. eh
ghyllnox: LUL
adept_nekomancer: "Certain aspects of 2025 did not actively suck."
frank_the_great: Common Paul W
fcloud: grate advice
loufghyslaufey: @seanmrwick "Uh, sir? That's not our door."
ButButTheJesus: ADAM YES
seanmrwick: Funny thing is that we have the same thing happen in our office where my CEO said "2025 was a great yaer for the company"
n3ther: Would you have been able to keep a straight face?
seanmrwick: @loufghyslaufey pfffft
sirzechs_666: YES ADAM YES
e_bloc: sock that one away for next year
PhuzNutz: Oh shit! Is that an Apes of the State shirt??
seanmrwick: Who was playing?
loufghyslaufey: Aw, lucky! Who went with Nelson?
Kramburger: I had time to get my daughter's car seat professionally refitted and get home before the gaming started
ButButTheJesus: LUL
Vinewood_OG: "You volunteering?"
raulghoulia: get the guy from Friday Nights
Micalovits: How about 6 people with bats chasing one guy on a bike?
MacbethSeemsSus: Aww
wedge_x: this tracks
Marvoleath: !findquote seymor
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ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: JOE
ContingentCat: Ohhhhh niice
BusTed: what a guy
Dog_of_Myth: Still a nice gesture
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so wonderful
accountmadeforants: Amazing
ButButTheJesus: Based meal, based joe
Going_Medium: Love Joe.
adept_nekomancer: Pizza is absolutely an acceptable party food though.
ShaneLeeAtk: Trolo is a treasure
itira: LUL
e_bloc: legend
fcloud: you say "we had pizza" like it's not the king of foods
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BusTed: seabatTROG
seanmrwick: what kind of cookies?
e_bloc: how high were you
MrSarkhan: WHAT
Phailhammer: wut
Dog_of_Myth: What??? I need it
Wrexadecimal: ooooo
Strebenherz: WITCHCRAFT
seanmrwick: my sister made a Miso caramel kind of cookie
n3ther: @seanmrwick 4 different kinds Kappa
loufghyslaufey: @adept_nekomancer I'd like a universe where Lasagna kind of is.
e_bloc: okay that sounds pretty fucking good
DigitalSeahorse: mmmmmmm
Aceviru: Oh my god
ButButTheJesus: Oooh
n3ther: no context needed
Kramburger: Adam.
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Eille_k: NICE
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saucemaster5000: Adam creamed
ContingentCat: Damn
Larkonus: That is how eating works, yes.
Strebenherz: seabatUseless
seanmrwick: @n3ther sounds like a good batch my sister made
WitchyTQ: he made me mushroom braze? like instead of meat. just for me. then i got a hot towel too. ;-;
e_bloc: always pegged you as a sour cream mane
GedankenPalast_: uhm
InconsiderateHat: I can't step to Joe, the man's too good.
BusTed: witholding
Aceviru: Lmao
itira: EWW LUL LUL
Vinewood_OG: Backfireshots
RedAlexxis: why!
James_the_Dabbler: :/
accountmadeforants: This explains the grape thing
Ferisar: no wonder he's fine with the grape
fcloud: adam "i'm sure it's fine" savidan
Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuuhhhhhh
loufghyslaufey: @Strebenherz &? <(=w=)> Cast it, Witch!
ButButTheJesus: Wat
RealGamerCow: That's Beej!
niccus: incredible
bv310: I know he was trying to find those for a while
ContingentCat: Oh Beej
Isaac3567: All the way from Ontario too
ButButTheJesus: What is
betweenmyself: plug it up, send it to the bladder… that’s a problem for future Adam
comrade_cards: Blackcurrants are delicious
e_bloc: that's beej
n3ther: Beej should be the boss
BusTed: aw
butt_ghost: Beej is the secret mastermind behind LRR's operations
fcloud: i dont often get to see heather make off-color jokes but she would KILL
Kramburger: Dangerous thing to say to heather
Phailhammer: Is Beej single? Kappa
Omthebox: The Adam Bi sit was real
7gorobei: is Beej baptized?
loufghyslaufey: Yeah, hi?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Warning Heather has the closet of knives
DigitalSeahorse: I've not seen black current Fisherman's Friend flavors, I don't pay attention though cause I only get the ORIGINAL so it doesn't have aspertame or sorbitol
e_bloc: I have a feeling Heather ratatouilles him
Ferisar: bonerses
Eille_k: how about just a pizza paerty?
Nigouki: every dollar you sent will finally cover the parmesan expenses
UtilityPunk: Bonuses are raises for suckers tho
gibbousm: I got a Bonus once. It paid for car repairs
MyrddintheWizard: based bonuses
e_bloc: you deserved more
butt_ghost: Can we also mandate which kind of hors d'oeuvres
Dog_of_Myth: !store
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loufghyslaufey: Bonus Round (x3)
Phailhammer: How much of that bonus came from Adam's massacre stream? :D
Diabore: i remember when ben was a walker
HiimDant: definitely a butler, possibly a bonus. glad to hear we have the priorities in order
Saintnex: roblox_Messiah_Oof.mp3
InconsiderateHat: :O You got a VILARP coaster! <3 lrrAWESOME
RealGamerCow: Has your gym been full of New Years people, Adam?
LithelyUnshod: @DigitalSeahorse Europe
butt_ghost: devilled eggs whipped with olive juice
lamina5432: sounds gas
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCHKN_TK lrrCHKN_SG lrrSCOOP_SG
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DigitalSeahorse: @LithelyUnshod ah
loufghyslaufey: Store! (SOUP not included)
quasi79fu: we last left offf at the end of chapt six i think
e_bloc: can we just record the preamble once and just play the tape every stream
TehAmelie: hello friends!
PixelnKrisko: 2026 should be the year LRR comes back to Oz ... we miss you
quasi79fu: we escaped a hallwaay and removed a eyeball
Ferisar: well ben it's 'cause you traded your height for money
Phailhammer: benginFingers
Saintnex: something something no kink shame
RedAlexxis: Dying in cheese would be a Gouda death
DigitalSeahorse: nukomaRozarizari wixelsBite nukomaRoonaka
Aceviru: @RedAlexxis Nice
bv310: Wait you guys play video games on this stream? PrideLaugh
hatboozeparty: Another Dimension
Kramburger: Turns out the real monster is mankind
saucemaster5000: where's @Mr_Horrible ?
supriseshurikenn: I HEAR FERN AND I THINK OF THE ANIME
loufghyslaufey: Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben! I... could just imagine Nicole cosplaying a beard-full of Spaghetti, Ben.
RealGamerCow: RIP O'Connor(?)
DigitalSeahorse: reset the vore counter
loufghyslaufey: @supriseshurikenn Cuz she the "OG"
sirzechs_666: and then ben wakes up to a wheel of parmesan bowl with a small serving of pasta
frank_the_great: Yo, what game we playing?
MacbethSeemsSus: @bv310 They're trying something new for 2026
SnackPak_: its a good bit
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
quasi79fu: ok how do i quit
ghyllnox: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHaha
loufghyslaufey: Oh, wow
comrade_cards: Did the wheel shoot someone already? Did I miss it?
e_bloc: more than me
loufghyslaufey: Does he?
Omthebox: Eat the VCR
ghyllnox: You drank a few too, that wasn't one drink
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e_bloc: wheel
hatboozeparty: Soo close
loufghyslaufey: Alyssa? Uh oh.
Omthebox: wow
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
Micalovits: !clip
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MrSarkhan: LMAO
raulghoulia: jumpscare!
NimrodXIV: lmao
ghyllnox: LUL
BusTed: new year new bit
Kramburger: UH
itsr67: LMFAOOO
spo8n: looks good
GedankenPalast_: Hahahaa
Omthebox: Now the wheel
underhill33: lrrLUL
RedAlexxis: oh! a FMV game
SnackPak_: ART!
betweenmyself: riffScream riffGasp
quasi79fu: the spaghettti
Thefluffiestguineapig: HEHEHEHEHE
adept_nekomancer: Oh no, the spaghetti is back
quasi79fu: LOL
Omthebox: YES
DigitalSeahorse: lrrLUL lrrLUL lrrLUL
kingandcommoner: Ah, here's what we came for
n3ther: just jumpscare chat every now and then
Saintnex: hahaha
comrade_cards: Lmao
Lockraemono: lrrSPOOP
MrSarkhan: 10/10
LightspeedSloth: True horror
brokngenesis: LMAO
Kentosaurus: <message deleted>wheel of parmesan!
lemmel: amazing
bv310: THE WHEEEEEEEEEL
GedankenPalast_: The cheese wheel!
empyreon: LUL
NimrodXIV: they almost forgot
loufghyslaufey: Oh GAWD
Juliamon: new overlay level unlocked
SnackPak_: please save this
jibkat: what is going on here
Manae: mmmm, cheesewheel
UtilityPunk: Spinning the spaghetti wheel!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHaha
MacbethSeemsSus: Spaghetti of fate!
lamina5432: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
MungoDude: let's frickin go
e_bloc: what a good bit
Omthebox: oh thank god
Spades_Slicc: Based spaghetti based wheel
circusofkirkus: ooh
kingandcommoner: *ducks*
niccus: cheese wheel...
prince_infidel: Gotta be kiddin
Kentosaurus: <message deleted>oh no
spo8n: spoon starts with a k
Lockraemono: osa
Saintnex: o7
lochnessseammonster: HahaSweat
hatboozeparty: o7
Going_Medium: This bit is cheesy.
KWardJenx: Yikes!
realbadatthis_: based
GamerCat88: k07
RedAlexxis: the wheel is back, the Parmesan Wheel!
Larkonus: Oh that was close. katesSweat
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Strebenherz: o7
James_the_Dabbler: Bye Ks
Kramburger: Not a one
lochnessseammonster: o7
NimrodXIV: o7
ContingentCat: Ko7
trainpants: k7
LithelyUnshod: dodged a bullet
quasi79fu: im not a K
spo8n: o7
adept_nekomancer: k7
loufghyslaufey: Cast it into the Pot! Destroy it!
Diabore: rip kramburger
e_bloc: o7
Kramburger: Sorry Sauce
bv310: RIP Kramburger I assume
circusofkirkus: the self restraint
saucemaster5000: WAIT NO
BusTed: The tied fates secretly a buff
quasi79fu: ko7
LightspeedSloth: Whew
ghyllnox: o7
GedankenPalast_: o7
lamina5432: o7
Vinewood_OG: o7
Sarah_Serinde: But you already did one banning while you were going online
KWardJenx: 2 bans?
Saintnex: Saved lol
WiJohn: o7
kingandcommoner: o7
SnackPak_: o7
Dog_of_Myth: o7
brokngenesis: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
e_bloc: Adam? showing restraint?
MrSarkhan: o7
DigitalSeahorse: KO
squire_muggins: o7
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Kramburger: I AM INVINCIBLE
Micalovits: o7
GamerCat88: o7
ShadyLantern: o7
Omthebox: o7
KWardJenx: o7
tidehollowcat: o7
Forgotten_Sanity: o7
LightspeedSloth: O7
Sarah_Serinde: 2 mod actions
BusTed: benginO7
gibbousm: o7
ContingentCat: o7
KCMcG: o7
AugmentingPath: o7
e_bloc: \
Kramburger: I CANNOT BE KILLED
TehAmelie: F
DigitalSeahorse: vicksy7
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: o7
realbadatthis_: o7
Blakemcm: shot a real one
Manae: benginO7
couchboyj: More than 1 timeout a stream? That is so last year.
saucemaster5000: @Kramburger I think we both are at this point invincible
Kramburger: I'M BULLETPROOF
Micalovits: Just don't show up in Adams streams, then its a lot more reasonable xD
Lockraemono: give spaghet
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ThrinagaBattleheart: First time I'm here for Let's Nope and I am VERY confused LUL
Eille_k: the more i see teh cheese the crazier it gets
NimrodXIV: flawless
ghyllnox: Stronger together
ContingentCat: Again!
ManWithTheMask13: I was making coffee who got shot
Kramburger: ADAM EATS HOTDOGS SIDEWAYS
ContingentCat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 49:02.
e_bloc: no, you spaghet what you give
ghyllnox: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Lockraemono: permaban them
TheWanderingNomad: Wati do I count as T or N?
adept_nekomancer: Sometimes the wheel gets spun 53 times. As a treat. :)
loufghyslaufey: Wut? SHE KNEW
PhorrestGaze: public executions, as a treat
Omthebox: Yeah... random
e_bloc: "random"
Dog_of_Myth: "Random"
sirzechs_666: @Kramburger I guess the Ablative armour helps
e_bloc: semirandom
gibbousm: are you using Livestream mode?
ThrinagaBattleheart: Was not expecting Spaghet either XD
Juliamon: TheWanderingNomad They go by the userlist, so T
quasi79fu: Lore
loufghyslaufey: Its all their names, chat!
UtilityPunk: You aren't a true LRR fan until you've been banned by the wheel of fate
realbadatthis_: @ManWithTheMask13 kentosaurus
Fanklok: No it was public execution week when Adam was alone
e_bloc: wait is he amanda
saucemaster5000: Let me test it -- Boy these streamers are bad at talking and dark cloud 2 sucks and uh.... other... bannable...
ManWithTheMask13: @realbadatthis_ o7
Omthebox: He just loves to point guns
saucemaster5000: I'm bad at this
kingandcommoner: shocker
e_bloc: dude has one move
Loa_Ayizan: That vibe change...
Kramburger: @saucemaster5000 Spheda is for casuals
ShadyLantern: cole is real grimy
Nigouki: oh we stinky
Phailhammer: The goddamn sponge is dry!
e_bloc: well that explains the mess in his pants
MacbethSeemsSus: Soooo, how mutated are we.......
e_bloc: @Phailhammer lol
Lockraemono: is this real actors or like cgi
Juliamon: Lockraemono FMV baybee
quasi79fu: real people
loufghyslaufey: Betray them.
quasi79fu: Fmv
loufghyslaufey: Betray them ALL!!
Omthebox: Real CGI actors
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>@Kramburger Honestly, I could find a thing, but I don't want to be a dick
Lockraemono: watching at 240p how could I know
Ferisar: keep your cole
Phailhammer: Blue Studios have outdone themselves. Kappa
Saintnex: Hella CGI Kaapa
sirzechs_666: What No ECG Machine
Micalovits: AI fakes are getting scarily good...
HiimDant: a preview of Unreal 6 Kappa
ManWithTheMask13: adam don't be hater
niccus: if your parents dated online then you're computer generated
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I gotta say, the CFUT VCR effects were better.
Phailhammer: COuld be on moble, consious of data.
UtilityPunk: 240p like VHS was meant to be seen
DigitalSeahorse: what's on her shoulder?
e_bloc: I'd rather be in the chair than watching in 240p
bv310: She's watching on the little screen in a Dreamcast controller
Lockraemono: watching on my ipod nano
MacbethSeemsSus: @DigitalSeahorse Ketchup
BusTed: @e_bloc LUL
AugmentingPath: So he's subject 024 but that was test 47 I guess?
Kramburger: <message deleted>240p is the best way to experience Adam
hackingducks: to be fair, the lighting is kinda bad, and in some shots they kinda look cartoony
Fanklok: Soooo is it one of those... you know,,, chairs?
Omthebox: A cut from a bullet
Kramburger: <message deleted>It's a kiss from a rose
e_bloc: its kinda funny because you saw the first scene like 12 times
quasi79fu: oh no Adams beeen in the chaiiir toOOOO
betweenmyself: go old school: watch everything on an original Game Boy Advance, *without* a light accessory riffYeti
bv310: @Kramburger Ooof, right on the grey
Saintnex: Why do we even have this machine!?!
loufghyslaufey: Yeah, you're time dialation is out of whack brother.
ghyllnox: This reinforces my theory that we're one of the future alien parasites
Micalovits: Sure they where
loufghyslaufey: *your, not you're
e_bloc: oh god\
duiker6: did we do a murder
e_bloc: I hope its not the bad thing
Mathwyn: You didn't pay for winrar
Ferisar: "DUI...."
AugmentingPath: jaywalking
MacbethSeemsSus: Jaywalking
e_bloc: you downloaded a car
loufghyslaufey: "Good people... don't end up here..." -GlaDOS
AugmentingPath: Informed consent? What the heck is that?
Saintnex: I don’t believe you lol
Kramburger: <message deleted>That makes it perfectly legal
betweenmyself: Cole got locked up for putting to much Parm on his s’ghetti pennyWhat
duiker6: share the paper, magson
UtilityPunk: It was uniformed consent!
ghyllnox: Egregious malpractice
Omthebox: I dont think the risks were well spelled out
e_bloc: past cole really fucked over cole
MacbethSeemsSus: 30,000 ft I think
Kramburger: <message deleted>"I am the architect of my own destruction"
HiimDant: it was in the terms and conditions, you agreed to this!
prince_infidel: If he didn't know the nature of the test he didn't know the risks
adept_nekomancer: As opposed to the marinara trench, which we filled with parm.
Ferisar: now you're cool cole
gibbousm: Mariana Trench is 11 kilometers deep
Micalovits: Damn, that was a good eyebrow
e_bloc: the deepest hole on the planet is 12.3 km
UtilityPunk: This game is what happens if you don't read the Terms of Service for WinRAR lrrLUL
Kramburger: <message deleted>COWARDICE
Phailhammer: I know she's not, but Magson's actress reminds me of Brenda Blethyn (Vera).
loufghyslaufey: Naw, come on.
ghyllnox: You think condemning them will get you on that lift?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also was he actually a doctor
ButButTheJesus: Ben is based too
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Saintnex: Ngl, I hella wouldn’t forgive them either
Kramburger: <message deleted>BEN IS A BABY WHO NEEDS HIS MUMMY TO CHEW HIS NUGGIES FOR HIM
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>what the
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>Kram
ManWithTheMask13: what the hell
ManWithTheMask13: why did I have to read that
e_bloc: do we have a pickle jar
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>NOOO
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
Micalovits: lol
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
Dog_of_Myth: o7
Micalovits: o7
quasi79fu: hahhahahaha
Larkonus: katesGigl
ManWithTheMask13: SEE YA LATER, DORK
Saintnex: hahahaha
GedankenPalast_: HAHAHA
ghyllnox: o7 o7
jibkat: mattlrWoof
Omthebox: They doomed themselves
niccus: criticality reached
GedankenPalast_: o7
MrSarkhan: o7
itira: seabatApp
SnackPak_: that one was earned
DigitalSeahorse: "If I'm not him anymore then 'I' didn't consent to this!"
Phailhammer: o7
Dog_of_Myth: BASED
hackingducks: o7
BusTed: rayfkWelp
ButButTheJesus: katesGigl katesGigl katesGigl
e_bloc: o7
ManWithTheMask13: This is a good day, ben
raulghoulia: teo trips!
salamisuperstar: LUL
tidehollowcat: o7
Vinewood_OG: o7
ManWithTheMask13: My compliments to the chef
prince_infidel: benginO7 benginO7
realbadatthis_: o7
Omthebox: Not invincible. just technically challenging
loufghyslaufey: I don't think... fine. Kay.
ButButTheJesus: Wow twitch on PS5 won't even display
UtilityPunk: Thank you for your service Kram and saucemaster 07
GamerCat88: Cooper approves
quasi79fu: ooh chat...I found something amazing...IF you can you should try to find Lays Salted Caramel Potato CHips
RealGamerCow: Oh she's gonna die
MacbethSeemsSus: we're underwater, where am I going?
ButButTheJesus: Animated emotes
loufghyslaufey: Book it!
SnackPak_: wow rude
BusTed: Escalation
e_bloc: the fuck he gonna go
gibbousm: oh no random stabbing!
hackingducks: watttttt
GamerCat88: plot twist
Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN
bv310: Well that's unnecessary
supriseshurikenn: at least she said shes sorry
GedankenPalast_: wat? why?
HiimDant: I don't know how sorry she really is
loufghyslaufey: I mean, yeah.
Strebenherz: Excuse what
Diabore: she got a tummy poke
ButButTheJesus: Por queee
Micalovits: Time to quickly off ourselves!
niccus: don't die!
GamerCat88: as a surgeon wouldnt you do something more
BusTed: they really did just slap some case fans on a barber chair
loufghyslaufey: She... betting it all, looks like
e_bloc: I'm gonna clap when the old lady dies
e_bloc: every time
supriseshurikenn: I would have killed the one dude as soon as she started to betray us
bv310: @supriseshurikenn Oh yeah, we're popping the good champagne when this old lady bites it
quasi79fu: man this old lady is such a great villain
Diabore: oh i would have threatened
Strebenherz: granny givin no shits here
Juliamon: volunteer as tribute
loufghyslaufey: With whag?
Kentosaurus: I'm back I have so much to react to
e_bloc: offer yourself
Strebenherz: DAMN
gibbousm: so she's just taking her ball and going home. bitch
loufghyslaufey: Threaten with what?
Mathwyn: "They'd reveal my horrible crimes!"
quasi79fu: the cast of this Fmv did such a stellar job
Omthebox: Open notepad after you get shot
Kentosaurus: gom jabbar
Strebenherz: should have booted granny out of the airlock, okay
e_bloc: slade's only motivation is a love of murder
Juliamon: Cole, YOU'RE THE SURGEON
duiker6: maybe it shoots bandages
MungoDude: use your clothing
e_bloc: its a reverse bandage
loufghyslaufey: Welp
raulghoulia: hes gonna miss again
loufghyslaufey: Its a dud?
RealGamerCow: slade only knows gun
MacbethSeemsSus: Team Fortress 2 medic waepon
Vinewood_OG: Bandade launcher
e_bloc: kill slade obv
Omthebox: So true, okay later Fern or whatever your name was
gibbousm: save the cheerleeder, save the world or something
Micalovits: Fuck Fern?
AugmentingPath: I think we can trust Slade. He'd never shoot us in the head
Fanklok: She only got stabbed a little bit, grow up
e_bloc: kill slade and then take the pod solo
quasi79fu: thank you BEn and Adam for playing this
e_bloc: whats wrong mcfly. . . you . . . yellow?
BusTed: what is going on with his accent
bv310: Man, this game rules
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyD
quasi79fu: the actor who plays Cole is from Ireland
Mai_Andra: Cole kinda looks like Max with short hair...
loufghyslaufey: Come on, Cole. Its Slade.
bv310: A full FMV? In this day and age? And actually acted competently? Real gem
duiker6: bye slade
comrade_cards: Slade's accent especially seems to slide around
DigitalSeahorse: corgSNAP
e_bloc: we're all gonna get slade
Nigouki: just put your fingy in the wound
Ferisar: im betting the creature is cole
loufghyslaufey: Shouldn't he apply pressure?
Ferisar: tbh
lamina5432: doubt
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsAlien
MacbethSeemsSus: "Hello, I am also a surgeon"
NotCainNorAbel: Just an unwashed Grimace
RoastedGravy: The Thing is definitely a good guy. Have you not seen The Fantastic Four, Ben? Jeez
adept_nekomancer: Get her some duct tape, stat!
Athelgar: is this same universe as those other interactive movie games?
Nigouki: @Ferisar so Amanda's daughter and Fearn's nephew?
Micalovits: @loufghyslaufey Yup, and use his clothes for an bandages
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ManWithTheMask13: Isn't the creature Kurt Russel?
butt_ghost: quaid army
bv310: Oh yeah, alt-timeline or alt-consciousness Cole makes sense
Cptasparagus: @Micalovits good excuse to rip shirt off
comrade_cards: It did get birthed from that lady, so might be weird to be cole
DigitalSeahorse: monster inside the pod
BusTed: tqsSmug
n3ther: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
RoastedGravy: Is this live-action Among Us?
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsBlep
Ferisar: for the company
BusTed: LUL
loufghyslaufey: No, the scientist got a head start
GamerCat88: lmao ben
salamisuperstar: LUL
ButButTheJesus: Omg
prince_infidel: BEN
MacbethSeemsSus: Stop spilling the tomato soup
quasi79fu: BEnnnn
adept_nekomancer: "...for the company"
n3ther: made Adam spill
Mathwyn: Nice sterile surgery room
e_bloc: like a surgeon
RonaldMcDownload: Damn man scrub up
BusTed: thejen9Jam
Saintnex: tell her to hold it while you put on the gloves!!
quasi79fu: HE is one guy
Micalovits: That doesn't look like she is bleeding out at least
Fanklok: Oh no she's spilling all of her cranberyy juice
GamerCat88: hmm i feel like weve been here before but with her sister
bv310: At the very least give her some gauze to hold over it or something
Dog_of_Myth: Didn't put his hands in the pain box
quasi79fu: normallly surgery has multiple people
GasCityGaming: you don't let the magic smoke out of electronics or the magic ketchup out of people!
SkylerRingtail: She's...not hooked up to the EKG
UtilityPunk: He needs to pour enough juice to hydrate for a long surgery, I guess
e_bloc: look an infection will kill her in 5 days, this will kill her in 5 minutes
Athelgar: why deos he need a scalpel, she got stabbed. suture that shit
Micalovits: Wait, where did evil director lady go?
duiker6: he made it worse lmao
Saintnex: what… is he doing?
RoastedGravy: COLE SUS
SnackPak_: oops
Diabore: he did something, he made it worse
n3ther: "When you lied on your resume"
loufghyslaufey: Wait. No. What if the pod is rigged!?
Kentosaurus: i know I'll stab the stab wound
e_bloc: I hope he finds out he is not a real surgeon
protojman: oh no butterfingers
RoastedGravy: EMERGENCY MEETING
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prince_infidel: Does she have a shiv broken off in there?
rosesmcgee: But the actor isn't a good surgeon
DaFhaye: Heyo
Thefluffiestguineapig: First thing you do is cautery is my guess
quatoria: you for sure shoulda kept her awake
MacbethSeemsSus: You forgot bandages!?!?
prince_infidel: No one said he was good
e_bloc: if you fuck up, off yourself and try again
DigitalSeahorse: just grab a hot iron and cauterize it
DaFhaye: Defib fixes everything try that
hackingducks: clamp the bleeders, pack the wound
wiganlass: looks like his crime was impersonating a doctor
Ferisar: he ended up here... b/c he was a fake surgeon....
BusTed: the squelchy foley is kinda funny
slamaham: in prison for fraud maybe?
prince_infidel: @e_bloc He can't. That power's gone
Micalovits: Damn he useless
ghyllnox: @e_bloc Scientist lady turned off the machine, we're not looping anymore
rosesmcgee: Sure didn't. That'll 50 grand
duiker6: all he's doing is smearing blood around
Athelgar: wrap her in some herbs and splash some vodka on it, that can reattach severed limbs
e_bloc: @ghyllnox wow what an ass
Diabore: he come back!
DaFhaye: Is he just trying to clot the bleeding?
Micalovits: Bro
e_bloc: like a kidney stealer
Orestes290: Shoot the wound!
duiker6: jesus man he asked to help
Omthebox: We dont have time Cole
loufghyslaufey: Must be that he died so many times, his skills kind of degraded with each revival?
saucemaster5000: I'm still one time out ahead of Kramburger, so suck it loadingeadyrun
comrade_cards: He did competent surgery last time
e_bloc: I came to help and I have the only thing I know how to use, a gun
HadesLeprechaun: shoot giant laser gun, use heated metal to cauterize
DigitalSeahorse: maybe Slade is the real surgeon
Ferisar: LOL
Diabore: just stuff it all in the belly
DaFhaye: Watch as Slade is actually a medic this whole time
SnackPak_: wooooow
niccus: @saucemaster5000 i think that's guaranteed to stay that way as long as you two are oath-bound
ButButTheJesus: ?
Saintnex: PUT PRESSURE ON THE WOUND
DigitalSeahorse: xD
saucemaster5000: shhhh they didn't see oit
RoastedGravy: Just YouTube it, Cole
Omthebox: Cole may be a surgeon but the actor and director are not
UtilityPunk: He left the Ikea surgery manual in the drawers yep
Nigouki: they ran out of silicone budget to make more innards
Fanklok: It's like they didn't consult a single medical professional writing this scene
MacbethSeemsSus: Also she hasn't actually lost that much blood......they've got time
e_bloc: this is both not going to work, and probably cause great physical pain
quasi79fu: thsi is why i like Fmvs and things like it the discuusssions you have about story
DaFhaye: Is this how there bromance starts?
fcloud: slade... do you think think love can bloom... on the battlefield?
DaFhaye: Is this male bonding?
ButButTheJesus: Hold there ok hold there ok hold there ok hold there
n3ther: chatGPT could do a better job Kappa
HadesLeprechaun: not only is it a horrible surgery scene, it just keeeeps going
quatoria: WHY ARE THEY DOING ANY OF THESE PROCEDURES
quatoria: she was STABBED
bv310: This is some top-notch horror movie surgery right here
protojman: lrrSPOOP
Omthebox: Now say cheese
singinnonsense: he's just useless without a nurse
ShadyLantern: office stapler
ghyllnox: "Let's just put some staples in there"
duiker6: i loved "i'm gonna talk you through this". yes, cole, that was the *entire plan*.
Ferisar: all better
UtilityPunk: @n3ther That's how he got the surgeon job... and lost it LUL
Ferisar: LMAO
Diabore: LUL
e_bloc: if wrestlers can staple each other why not actors
Larkonus: Fisher-Price medical stapler.
Saintnex: hahahaha
Ferisar: health 100/100
ghyllnox: LUL
ButButTheJesus: Sure fine
Kentosaurus: green means good
RoastedGravy: I'm just waiting for Cole to ask for a screwdriver.
n3ther: @UtilityPunk LUL
NotCainNorAbel: lrrFINE
7gorobei: there isnt a lot of critical organs around that area, the worst you are worried about is a intestine puncture
Ferisar: OVERHEALTH 200
quatoria: hhahahahahaha
itira: tqsDone
itsr67: fuckin halo shield
quatoria: it must be the medbed
n3ther: need those gamer numbers
empyreon: sad face went away, doctoring done!
Kramburger: "You gained Doctor XP!"
BusTed: TurnUp
Diabore: fischer price ass heart monitor
Ferisar: berserker rage
Saintnex: Three stars!
protojman: GTA style circular green aura
ghyllnox: And she's *immediately* awake
comrade_cards: Fallout pipboy thumbs up
slamaham: 1 hp!
DigitalSeahorse: she's gonna need a LOT of cookies
DigitalSeahorse: and juice
Ferisar: i like how she's just awake and fine
UtilityPunk: FUS ROOOOO DONT DIE
Omthebox: Dovakin Dovakin
Ferisar: "oh nice bro"
Micalovits: She is suddenly looking a lot better
duiker6: please no
DaFhaye: She is going to be pissed when she finds out how much gauze they just shoved inside her
ShadyLantern: oh theyre gonna kisssss
AugmentingPath: the time wasn't right for a kiss before, not enough blood
Fanklok: The Dark Souls text "SURGETRY COMPLEET"
loufghyslaufey: Game, no
Larkonus: Great, now we can all die together!
DigitalSeahorse: now KISS
Diabore: @DaFhaye the sepsis will be wild
loufghyslaufey: Don't.
e_bloc: "cole you're a serial killer"
UtilityPunk: Stuffed her like a turkey
ShadyLantern: all three of them could kiss
Akaiatana: He's Ryan Gauzeling
MacbethSeemsSus: *Slaps roof of Fearne* You can fit so much gauze in this bad boy
RoastedGravy: gdi
duiker6: kiss on the escape pod or something
RonaldMcDownload: No time for love Dr Cole
quatoria: i bet this is the only chance to kiss her ever
loufghyslaufey: Next scene, please
betweenmyself: because kisses and escape are mutually exclusive
quatoria: it feels like that kinda game
BusTed: don't forget psycopath
Micalovits: Slade looking pretty good, but he sure is a dick head
RoastedGravy: You don't like the tsunderes, Ben?
rosesmcgee: No, Cole, Fearne, and the monster kiss
Juliamon: Slade for a good time, not a long time
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MungoDude: welcome raiders
DaFhaye: Slade is pretty cute. I will give him that
lamina5432: they are trying to redeem slade
e_bloc: we are not as different as you think
BusTed: give us the prompt, game
duiker6: okay, slade, now stab him and escape with fearne
loufghyslaufey: It hasn't been that long since the "Old Slade" though
BusTed: yessss
InconsiderateHat: No it's West Country I think
Cptasparagus: Arthur!
Fanklok: Sounds like an Irish guy trying not sound Irish
itira: tqsSweat
UltraVioletVodoo: Playing Persona 5 Royal
Micalovits: For free? *In this economy?
skintbint: i think its pretty good, its northern irish and it just kinda sounds like that
loufghyslaufey: I thought they were in a hurry by now
Omthebox: Offer hand, then punch him
NotCainNorAbel: too slow
Larkonus: And *then* punch him.
UltraVioletVodoo: at the casino palace
Diabore: the amount of times this man has shot us and we only get 1 punch?
e_bloc: piccolo high low
RonaldMcDownload: That took longer than a kiss would have
quasi79fu: go where?
ghyllnox: No time to kiss, we gotta shake hands
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsDrama
BusTed: obviously
Diabore: shoulda fucked
Kentosaurus: just like in real life
bv310: They added a whole waifu and an extra semester to Royal
feet2big: just friends
BusTed: LUL
Saintnex: she wanna smooch
InconsiderateHat: Slade is trying for a Samwise accent rather than an Irish one, I think.
ShadyLantern: she believes in kisses on the first surgery
quatoria: yeah dude, i'd bet any money this was your ONLY chance to kiss
HadesLeprechaun: romance option: lost
quatoria: you moved things onto the "just friends" track
loufghyslaufey: Yeah, good.
BusTed: this whole... thing
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n3ther: get rid of this *gestures around all of you*
DaFhaye: I mean you didn't kiss her but Kissed Slade
Marvoleath: Hey, at least Cooper still likes us
hackingducks: definitely a healthy relationship to smooch after abdominal surgery
duiker6: when was this decision made
BusTed: oh no it learned to use the elvator
prince_infidel: 3 of you can fit in there
Mai_Andra: I mean it was right there... that was the chievo... and you turned away.
Mathwyn: Dun dun dun
quasi79fu: wrong flooor
pctjoe: and also you should have kissed her I guess lol
loufghyslaufey: Its here.
bv310: Ayyyyyyyy
fcloud: if kissing slade is wrong, i dont wanna be right
UtilityPunk: @hackingducks I think it's that dr patient confidentiality
duiker6: just shoot her
BusTed: blast her ass
Omthebox: hmm...no
Diabore: sucks to suck
rosesmcgee: Pass
UltraVioletVodoo: she looks sick
GedankenPalast_: nah
gibbousm: It couldn't have happened to a nicer person
RonaldMcDownload: It's right behind me
RoastedGravy: Nope
n3ther: uhoh he's right behind me
e_bloc: nsh
loufghyslaufey: Oh, now what?
RoastedGravy: Nopenopenopenope
DaFhaye: Ah hell no
hackingducks: curse the inevitable betrayal!
betweenmyself: whoopsie doodles riffYeti
Thefluffiestguineapig: No
Juliamon: Naw man we gonna grab the popcorn
Blakemcm: too bad so sad
bv310: AYYYYYYYYY
SnackPak_: rad
Nigouki: granny getting crunched
supriseshurikenn: I think its stupid that you lose so much for not kissing her because bro you all need to get out
Fanklok: Oh no she got her cheese steak meat on her face
HadesLeprechaun: YEEEAAAH
Diabore: deserved
Omthebox: If only there was a way to prevent this.
Kentosaurus: sick
BusTed: onstaWELP
kingandcommoner: Tentacle Gorilla
NotCainNorAbel: seabatDance
niccus: pop
MacbethSeemsSus: How was she unaware it was there?
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
RoastedGravy: LUL
fcloud: ya gotta keep em separated
MungoDude: LUL rip
empyreon: riffYeti
duiker6: oh that was a nicely done special effect
rosesmcgee: A good investment
gibbousm: that was a bit more brutal than expected
ButButTheJesus: SURE
GamerCat88: split the baby, it was foretold
Mathwyn: She had to split
e_bloc: cheesy bit amazing
Thefluffiestguineapig: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
UtilityPunk: Tore her in half like a cheese string
ghyllnox: Hair went one way, skull went the other
TheWanderingNomad: SHOOT HER
n3ther: I needed a bit more oomph from that split
noSmokeFire: break me off a piece of that KIT KAT BAR
BusTed: oh yeah, room for 2
TheWanderingNomad: Shooooot her
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DaFhaye: I will never understand characters and just standing and watching
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kingandcommoner: Mr. WILSON!
loufghyslaufey: Warming up?
bv310: This is why you can't trust ChatGPT to run a gun
Micalovits: Gotta go save our boy!
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
hackingducks: so predictable.
duiker6: welp
betweenmyself: HOHOHO! now the monster has a laser gun!
e_bloc: tpk
Thefluffiestguineapig: Really is Ferne that mad
duiker6: y'all, pull the trigger
RonaldMcDownload: She didn't love you enough to pull you away
loufghyslaufey: "The Gun is WARMING UP!?"
Fanklok: This monster is a fucking idiot
Nigouki: maximum shlock
Larkonus: That thing ripped someone in half, you're not beating it in a tug-of-war.
RoastedGravy: If only there was a gramma that could've blast the monster's ass
niccus: stop talking and exactly one person explodes
betweenmyself: monster getting used to not having future sight? riffThink
duiker6: cole, you're gonna escape and then reset back down here
Diabore: that cole wasnt too handy
e_bloc: hey kid stop with all that downloading
Kentosaurus: can we go back in time to smooch
SnackPak_: pew pew
bv310: Just run, Cole. You're not nearly cool enough to kill this thing.
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no, criticality
raulghoulia: Ferns just left huh
noSmokeFire: this muppet has misophonia
UtilityPunk: Imagine you escape from this and live a long happy life, then wake up back here when you pass away lrrLUL
SnackPak_: Fern took off minutes ago
HadesLeprechaun: @duiker6 he's gonna die peacefully on his deathbed at 90, then shworp all the way back here
duiker6: hahaha
quasi79fu: owie
Diabore: LUL
quasi79fu: LOL
Nigouki: lol
niccus: @UtilityPunk we've played a game about that
pctjoe watched 3 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
HiimDant: once more, with feeling!
loufghyslaufey: Huh. Still time-slipping...
e_bloc: shocked that didnt work
GamerCat88: wait i thought if we died we couldnt come back...
Fanklok: Hey gauss has lots of fibre
GamerCat88: anymore
quasi79fu: ONce again...Ouch
UtilityPunk: @GamerCat88 He powered the machine back up
Thefluffiestguineapig: Was touching the gun reactivating the powers?
couchboyj: Making out with her hand cause someone was too good for smoochies
loufghyslaufey: Bestraying them, for not leaning in the kiss?
GamerCat88: @UtilityPunk ahhh okies
Ferisar: LOL
SirMorek: lol
bv310: Yeah, that's bad
Nigouki: ;,ap
Omthebox: Free spine
n3ther: haha
Ferisar: think he needs a little parm on there
HiimDant: hey, I need that!
duiker6: wasn't using that spine anyways
GasCityGaming: looks into camera, "well that's not good"
tod_vom_himmel: lmao
hackingducks: spine tingling
kingandcommoner: That aint what they man when they say Spinal Tap
n3ther: is this a comedy?
quasi79fu: crunchy
Micalovits: We getting hit by a surgical extraction?
pctjoe: ouch
gawag_: guess he's not making it to dead reset 2
Kentosaurus: brother can you spare a spine
niccus: that's not good for you
HadesLeprechaun: it's fine, just stuff it with gauze and staple together
ButButTheJesus: Okay
gibbousm: lrrFINE
DaFhaye: Fatality
Nigouki: this is peak something, just not sure what
Omthebox: So that didn't work
loufghyslaufey: @Micalovits !card surgical extraction
loufghyslaufey: Nevermind.
UtilityPunk: @HadesLeprechaun Spine's gonna need a couple tongue depressers at least
MacbethSeemsSus: uses the rest of the budget
duiker6: [energy blast]
hackingducks: hey! you can't do that! it's illegal to shoot the creature with the gun!
LightspeedSloth: SLADE HIT SOMETHING
spo8n: with surgery you can replace a spine with a frog and some rods
e_bloc: you're pregnant with their child
betweenmyself: if the Fearne debacle taught us anything, the best way to get the monster on-side is with smooches pennyWhat
BusTed: not enough gauze to heal him
GasCityGaming: how do you knwo?!
gibbousm: time for dakka?
Ferisar: we're in dialogue prompt mode
Saintnex: we should run lol
Ferisar: we have infinite time
DaFhaye: Also I don't think one good deed redeems you
bv310: Do it for this guy, who was a jag for the last few hours
SnackPak_: lol
Diabore: hes already dead he wont know
Thefluffiestguineapig: 100000000% she will leave you
e_bloc: we don't have time to die
loufghyslaufey: Lmao, I'm leaving
bv310: Oh good, you can smooch in the escape pod
Diabore: shitty ass escape pod
Saintnex: or Slade for that matter
HiimDant: that was just a flesh wound
bv310: Should have separated her bar into Mag and Son
raulghoulia: she survived being ripped in twain
kingandcommoner: Obviously that was a doom bot
MacbethSeemsSus: This is not how you decompress...
Mathwyn: Who left in the other escape pod though?
ghyllnox: Pyoooooo
UtilityPunk: They're gonna get the bends so hard rn
AugmentingPath: Magson has built up an immunity to "ripped in half"
Dog_of_Myth: :)
NotCainNorAbel: Why couldn't a third person be in here?
quasi79fu: the bends
Ferisar: well, no
Ferisar: the pressure inside won't change
Saintnex: not necessarily
ghyllnox: @NotCainNorAbel Air capacity, maybe?
Omthebox: Its a shame she hates you now
Scy_Anide: And when they get to the top...what then?
Kentosaurus: finally
RoastedGravy: SMOOCH
noSmokeFire: @NotCainNorAbel not enough chairs, said Slade
Micalovits: THATS the correct time
tod_vom_himmel: @NotCainNorAbel fire code
SpleenLord: Their pressure isn't changing. They are in a sub
ghyllnox: Kisssssss
HadesLeprechaun: she's totally over her old girlfriend
e_bloc: it's not a menage a pod
bv310: Oh good, they actually did smooch in the escape pod
Saintnex: would depend on the pressure in the base, sub and surface
n3ther: now they're lovers
Ferisar: alright fearn now kill him
kingandcommoner: What if we kissed...in the escape pod?
duiker6: y'all have two hours to smooch and do whatever
Micalovits: Why not both?
loufghyslaufey: So awkward, no... NotLikeThis
Micalovits: (I am sorry)
Fanklok: Oh my god, they were sisters
itira: D:
Diabore: this man is so bored
Nigouki: ok but since we got the chair, are we also mpreg?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so to spoil you, you can't save everyone. There are four endings, two if Ferne lives, two if she dies.
bv310: Oooh, creepy fun
ghyllnox: Twelve???
RatherLargeToad: can they say that any more menacingly?
SnackPak_: spooooky
e_bloc: it big
Mathwyn: Oh nooooo
UtilityPunk: Lol, played them
betweenmyself: dun dun DUUUUUUH
kingandcommoner: I've seen Armageddon
Omthebox: Apparently
ButButTheJesus: Ohhhh
BusTed: like a slade puppet
MacbethSeemsSus: Puppet slade!
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Slade turned into a muppet!
e_bloc: credits!
Sogheim: he Elmo'd him
DaFhaye: So. Is this good ending?
Saintnex: oh it weekend at Bernie’s Slade
gibbousm: art?
MungoDude: carlGG
Kentosaurus: gg
Dog_of_Myth: Good game
quasi79fu: that was a ending i didnt see before
bv310: This was really neat
The_Timo: Wow... that's... some writing lol
quasi79fu: that was awesome
MacbethSeemsSus: Cheesy but good
DaFhaye: It took control of Amanda
lamina5432: art
Larkonus: That was way better than I thought it would end up being.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That seems interesting
LightspeedSloth: What's an MBE?
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah I forgot about it talking through Amanda at the start
Vandristine: we can watch the other endings maybe?
electric_claire: I believe Tab skips scenes you've already seen.
UtilityPunk: I guess you could try to save Weir or w/e
BusTed: give us the VN timeline menu
7gorobei: keep the other romance target alive
ghyllnox: If we anesthetize Amanda does that help?
j_crane330: lrrARROW
duiker6: keep cooper alive this time
SquareDotCube: we could be punching spaghetti
ShadyLantern: gosh everyone is so clean now
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Dune reference!
MacbethSeemsSus: Yep, those are hands
RatherLargeToad: yup, those are hands alright
RoastedGravy: "These aren't surgeon's hands at all!"
Kentosaurus: gom jabbar!
comrade_cards: Clean, and not ripped in half at all!
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh we timelooping now boys
RealGamerCow: that's totally a dustbin from a broom and dustbin thing
GasCityGaming: those gloves are dirty now!
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DigitalSeahorse: yeah that's not how you glove up
Juliamon: Welcome raiders! This is a bit awkward time to come in
RatherLargeToad: 🎵Hello my baby, hello my honey🎵
e_bloc: doesnt cole have one of those in him already
JoannaTastic: @LightspeedSloth A certain level of national honour in the UK (a little like being knighted)
ravenhillbrookinc: nah this game looks cool
ICantKillAnyone: No such thing as an awkward time, is just a normal Tuesday
The_Timo: @DigitalSeahorse that's hardly the biggest problem lol
ShadyLantern: zero death run, call that live reset
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ravenhillbrookinc: I watched the first stream over on the youtube
n3ther: backup game time
e_bloc: backup game is scrandle
Marvoleath: !break
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raulghoulia: spaget!
ManWithTheMask13: another spin of the wheel?
UtilityPunk: Swap your strawberry jam and stretch your humanoid limbs chat!
satyropodobny: now we'll never become the empress of china :(
duiker6: damn, not kidding about the ad break
SnackPak_: its so quiet
SnackPak_: there we go
BusTed: @satyropodobny stay away from the soup
duiker6: ah
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LightspeedSloth: They went to go get some sweet osmanthus soup
protojman: i forgot to mute this stream while watching today's crapshoot, and thought it was the background music
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protojman: crapshot. just the one
Kramburger: Yo wth
saucemaster5000: wth indeed
loufghyslaufey: @protojman "hUH?"
Kramburger: Did they finally notice Sauce had one up one me?
saucemaster5000: wait did they?
saucemaster5000: I've been absent
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UtilityPunk: wbwb
saucemaster5000: if not uh.... yeah, kram is two ahead
MungoDude: hi there
ManWithTheMask13: Is this a DMC character?
Diabore: dont like
ManWithTheMask13: Also seen in Marvel vs. Capcom 3 MiniK
loufghyslaufey: "Join the Vigil..."
e_bloc: I loved when he wrestled with the million dollar man
Thefluffiestguineapig: ummmmmmmmmm
loufghyslaufey: Oh, gross
UtilityPunk: lrrHERE No blinking
MacbethSeemsSus: How's that going to work with two of you?
ItsThugDimmadome: God dman, I hate that
Nigouki: is this Dante's brother?
Kentosaurus: oh like a doctor who reference
Rhynerd: think it'll count for both of you?
niccus: oh like Before Your Eyes
MungoDude: jumpcare
prince_infidel: Do you guys have a camera ready?
Mai_Andra: and then... "Five Nights at Freddy's" it?
ManWithTheMask13: lean in, Adam
Kentosaurus: does it work with two people?
ManWithTheMask13: lock in
sirzechs_666: as the doctor once said "Don't Blink"
Larkonus: "Look ma, I'm in a horror game!"
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noSmokeFire: this feels like something that'll struggle with glasses
n3ther: @Kentosaurus oh ya I wonder if it is inspired by that episode
Sarah_Serinde: Wonder how well it does with glasses
e_bloc: both seems like hard mode
MacbethSeemsSus: This is just going to be the weeping angels, isn't it
Mathwyn: Don't blink, blonk, or blunk
betweenmyself: WHO to blink
saucemaster5000: I can't belive they haven't noticed kram is ahead of me
ManWithTheMask13: more like doctor snooze amirite
protojman: like Boos
drcthulu: the stone angels
frank_the_great: Boo from Mario, for the boomers
e_bloc: the magic card that was later a dr. who villian
HadesLeprechaun: great original episode, fine second couple episodes, last episode was eeeeeeh
UtilityPunk: And they can flick light switches too
ManWithTheMask13: woah
bv310: Oh this is going to be weird
spo8n: adam you're now smarter than most of the dr who characters
DigitalSeahorse: Adam with the strats
n3ther: glasses should be fine, ya
ManWithTheMask13: that's wild
Rhynerd: is SCP-173 that's the statue that moves real fast when not being looked at?
HadesLeprechaun: nobody in an entire city was looking at the statue of liberty walking around, apparently
DigitalSeahorse: but eventually you fall asleep
couchboyj: Adam slyly winking at the killer statues
ManWithTheMask13: not me
n3ther: there are usually more than one angels though
MacbethSeemsSus: They do that in one episode for a bit. But there was more than one
Fanklok: The british
n3ther: you can't look at them all
satyropodobny: this too is a rhythm game
Spades_Slicc: Stephan Moffat wrote the weeping angels
protojman: is it catching Adam at all?
HadesLeprechaun: blinking one eye at a time doesn't work as well as you'd hope
7gorobei: the longer you look at the angel it gains access to your mind
TehAmelie: @Rhynerd and loves snapping necks until no one can see it
e_bloc: yeah but sleeping is just one long blink
ManWithTheMask13: the angels should do my laundry
MungoDude: an image of an angel becomes an angel
SnackPak_: jesus
couchboyj: Lights go out in Angel episodes a lot. Can't wink your way outta that
n3ther: oh god
e_bloc: they don't even kill you, they just send you back in time
otakubox0: blink stimming
loufghyslaufey: Take me back to Aperture... yikes
DigitalSeahorse: I don't remember them having psychic powers
Dromos_GHG: if you hold your eyes closed does the screen stay dark?
LarkSachrosis: How much of a delay is there?
lamina5432: its a feedback loop
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
n3ther: watching this as someone else blinks is disruptive lmao
Going_Medium: I have tried winking while watching the show... They hunt in packs, so there's always one behind you.
SnackPak_: this seems miserable
Kentosaurus: that first weeping angel episode is so good. Carey Mulligan was fantastic
saucemaster5000: did you say abe lincoln?
HadesLeprechaun: looking at the game it looks pretty responsive
DigitalSeahorse: just that if they get to you, you disappear from that point in the timeline
e_bloc: there are 4 lights
NoxStryx: Any image of an angel becomes an angel...including your mental image of the angels
comrade_cards: Horror game with the lights lit?
Rhynerd: @TehAmelie haveing played a couple SCP games, can attest.
Dog_of_Myth: Kobe
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
Kentosaurus: new high score
MacbethSeemsSus: Anyone else suddenly super aware of their blinks?
n3ther: hahaha
loufghyslaufey: ScaredyCat CaitlynS
duiker6: lmao
SnackPak_: oh no
MungoDude: LUL
bv310: Someone get this man some eye drops
n3ther: we found a way to ragebait Adam
DigitalSeahorse: I need to watch the last few series
Kentosaurus: oh this is gonna be an all timer let's nope
satyropodobny: tonight on underground poo burners
UtilityPunk: You're gonna get fired on your first day Ben!
RatherLargeToad: lrrHERE lrrHERE
saucemaster5000: this is clockwork orange
e_bloc: can we get the homer glasses
quasi79fu: is this a comedy or a horror?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this an SCP 917 or I forget the number of the sculpture game?
HadesLeprechaun: holding your hands up to the sides of your head will definitely interfere
Strebenherz: OKAY so this is a cool horror plot idea BUT MAY BE MIXED FOR LETS PLAYS
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 yeah, it is
SnackPak_: Adam!
protojman: i'm losing it this is incredible
Thefluffiestguineapig: @quasi79fu Yes
The_Timo: yea
GasCityGaming: Ben is not blinking this much
TeaGarrison: yeah Ben. Stop hydrating your eyes.
I_Am_Clockwork: this is peak
thesimbiote: Gonna have to Clockwork Orange your eyes open
loufghyslaufey: Oh, i kind of wish it were a humorous game, kinda
The_Timo: no it was you for a bit when you leaned in
niccus: you little blinker you
ghyllnox: LUL
MacbethSeemsSus: Look at this guy, blinking all the time
raulghoulia: you blinker as a slur is wild
Kentosaurus: don't think about blinking
duiker6: this is flashbanging me at this point lol
SnackPak_: lol
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quasi79fu: hahhahhahaah
quasi79fu: Im dying
UtilityPunk: Maybe it's reading both of your mouths as eyes?
bv310: @UtilityPunk That's a concerning sentence
MacbethSeemsSus: Yep, weeping angel
TeaGarrison: 124, 155
loufghyslaufey: O_O
TehAmelie: i wrote a weeping angels thing before i even heard of Doctor Who. such a basic horror archetype
SnackPak_: get the blinks out now
The_Timo: @UtilityPunk that would have to intentionally be the worst face detection created lol
Going_Medium: What happens when you wink?
DigitalSeahorse: winkin' blinkin' and nod
Kentosaurus: fun
HadesLeprechaun: it definitely wants your head and face unobstructed (don't hold up your hands) and in basically the same position as when it was calibrating (so leaning back or moving chair will mess with it)
HadesLeprechaun: I've played a couple webcam blinking games
quasi79fu: no one is home
MacbethSeemsSus: No solicitation
ShadyLantern: housekeeping
quasi79fu: kik
saucemaster5000: wtf is this
RatherLargeToad: A Clockwork Nope
saucemaster5000: I...
BusTed: ez
e_bloc: do you think this gets easier or better if you were completely stoned
Fanklok: When you blinked I saw something behind the glass
Mai_Andra: Nope. Hate that.
duiker6: did a pipe break?
BusTed: do we get a basketball
saucemaster5000: remember when games were for fun and not torture?
RatherLargeToad: why did that sound flirty?
UtilityPunk: Awh, it's a belated uxmas present for the monster fringe13Love
duiker6: sure. we can call it that
Tangsm: Ooh, what an impressive box fort
HadesLeprechaun: oh hey it's that Mouthwashing warehouse
BusTed: those are some tall stacks
e_bloc: if you don't do you're job you're getting fired
MacbethSeemsSus: You should see if you can trick the game by putting one of the puppets in front
duiker6: ball
duiker6: i can't believe you sacrificed the basketball like that
UtilityPunk: It doesn't say FRAGILE. Probably fine
BusTed: is everyone at home keeping their eyes open for the scanners
ButButTheJesus: That scene from scary movie 2
betweenmyself: staring contest….. GO riffYeti pennyWhat
satyropodobny: we have death stranding at home
betweenmyself: ohnoOw
saucemaster5000: @BusTed no
Mai_Andra: too many doors, though...
UtilityPunk: The sweet ASMR of squelchy boxes keeps me awake
ManWithTheMask13: @BusTed no I'm up to no good
spo8n: those boxes must have done some awful things in life
rosesmcgee: Again? Didn't they just do that?
Mai_Andra: can we just wait until we have a bunch of boxes and flatten them to incinerate together?
Vandristine: Remember to stay [Title Card]
e_bloc: thats probably just the window
Vinewood_OG: Oh I hate that. Mine will be soon too. NotLikeThis
BusTed: how many units are even there
e_bloc: chances are they'll be in and out in 30 minutes
niccus: yeaaah it's just number of apartments divided by number of testers, you can't avoid how long it takes
The_Timo: yeah I get the same thing in my building, the often start after 12 anyway lol
GasCityGaming: reminds me, i should buy a fire extinguisher
duiker6: but what if the killer kicks the generator
Mai_Andra: It depends how many building they have to test. Presumably that's for the entire property.
e_bloc: dox yourself?
MacbethSeemsSus: That was fast
Tangsm: So just be prepared to be startled by a blaring alarm for 8 straight hours. No problem
duiker6: blink less
GedankenPalast_: wha happun?
Omthebox: I blinked and missed it
Fanklok: It saw you
frank_the_great: Canada, ez
UtilityPunk: He do be walking out there
ManWithTheMask13: what sf6 stage do you live on
Vinewood_OG: 123 fake street?
Omthebox: I dont feel dead
ManWithTheMask13: and you can't say Pao Pao Cafe
bv310: He lives in Fawlty Towers, clearly
BusTed: ok then
bv310: Oooh, that's fun
ManWithTheMask13: it's got no booty
Fanklok: Pfft it's a fuckin coil head from Lethal Company
duiker6: lmao
Kentosaurus: oh no
e_bloc: that is pretty good
SnackPak_: fun
n3ther: With eyes wide open~
Strebenherz: @Fanklok oh my god it is xD
e_bloc: yeah I was going to say isn't this guy in lethal company
Kentosaurus: this is a great gag
Diabore: 5 nights at freddies ass enemy
duiker6: run bitch
hypergirlie_hyperpop: Five Nights at Freddy's and its consequences have been a disaster for humanity
stippledotter: Just tuning in for this Dr. Who episode
ManWithTheMask13: @hypergirlie_hyperpop You're kinda spittin
PhuzNutz: Good reminder, just checked my smoke detectors. They're still stupid loud.
Strebenherz: we do NOT need blinking cam tech for lethal company ... or maybe we do
The_Timo: If you alternate eyes does each count or does it cheese it like it would in reality? lol
Nigouki: this flashlight SUCKS
UtilityPunk: I imagine that the monster walks like "going to the store" when you aren't looking LUL
MacbethSeemsSus: Is that it's foot steps?
sirzechs_666: yep Definatly some weeping angel shit
ButButTheJesus: Shrek! I'm looking down!
frank_the_great: Man, I love blinking. I blink all the time - can't get enough of it
Kentosaurus: he's coming
n3ther: definitely novel
GamerCat88: the look of being locked in
duiker6: it's definitely a cool concept
HadesLeprechaun: have you tried doing Adam's strategy?
itira: seabatApp
RatherLargeToad: Let’s Blink
bv310: This is nifty
raulghoulia: as a security feature those doors should close behind you
BusTed: good face
ManWithTheMask13: no
bv310: The raw intensity on Ben's face is gold
duiker6: uh what
ButButTheJesus: Yeah fuck this
e_bloc: if he can't move until you blink, why don't you just beat the absolute shit out of it while staring at him
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsBased detect this
Kentosaurus: he blinked out of existence
Akaiatana: Ben's here like a WoW mage blinking every 20 seconds on cooldown
duiker6: VL-4R
itira: ol flutter eyes
Tangsm: Ben, stop flirting and play the game
ButButTheJesus: I don't like streamers in pain
frank_the_great: Sometimes at night I like to take a really long blink. About 6 to 8 hours
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsShucks
UtilityPunk: Blinking is like reloading in an FPS -- it'll get you the moment you do LUL
ManWithTheMask13: that is unreadable
e_bloc: my life for an audio log
The_Timo: read from the otherside
DigitalSeahorse: xD
The_Timo: think the light was hitting the normal map at a bad angle lol
PhuzNutz: Yeah, Adam's squinty-ass eyes definitely aren't the problem
UtilityPunk: All I saw was "TASK COMPITANCE"
MacbethSeemsSus: *wave*
SnackPak_: where are all my squinters in chat?
ManWithTheMask13: Adam I think your eyes are perfectly fine
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kumatsu: squinty folks unite
frank_the_great: *squints suspiciously*
n3ther: I'm scared
itira: o.o
betweenmyself: pennyWhat
duiker6: anyone else remember "there came an echo"?
ManWithTheMask13: me when
BusTed: found the thumbnail
DigitalSeahorse: when you've got folded eyelids like me
raulghoulia: good thumbnail there
n3ther: LOL
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PhuzNutz: Have you tried not being stoned? d: Spoopyboys!
Phailhammer: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
DoctorHutch: hey highlight reel
RatherLargeToad: got to go full Gowron
UtilityPunk: I AM INVINCIBLE 👁️ 👁️
ManWithTheMask13: good thumbnail
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHaha
mckblitz: Wow its the two handsomest lrrsmen
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
ButButTheJesus: Cute
WitchyTQ: that's my job
e_bloc: that was a classic
itira: i stream high all the time
GamerCat88: well you did say you wanted to be a react streamer Adam that was def a classic thumbnail shot
n3ther: reserve that for the professionals
satyropodobny: opening eyes wide is a young man's game
duiker6: yeah, that's a normal looking generator
WitchyTQ: i've never not been stoned while streaming lmao
betweenmyself: wow, this opening your mouth thing really works ohnoOw
Mai_Andra: Oh, look... it's the first 156 employees...
ButButTheJesus: Dat giggle grass?
protojman: always hoped it could be done
e_bloc: gotta stay high, all the time
niccus: like... how stoned
hiFunko: she's weezing the devil's strawberry flavoured juice
lamina5432: I've never even been drunk
WitchyTQ: hell yeah i am
BusTed: tqsToasted
duiker6: one of us!
itira: tqsToasted
frank_the_great: Race against high time
7gorobei: lechuga del diablo? que lastima
niccus: gotta call it melatonin
e_bloc: valid
DigitalSeahorse: vented
MacbethSeemsSus: Was that the game?
Fanklok: I saw Ben vent
frank_the_great: Art?
ManWithTheMask13: wait is our character forklift certified
DigitalSeahorse: wooosh
kumatsu: you're hired
SnackPak_: I'm both!
protojman: "you sound tired"
BusTed: and all those people can fuck off 🙂
UtilityPunk: You're high or you're Eastwood
protojman: at 40 everyone is tired
frank_the_great: Chat has learned
Vandristine: yeah its short
itsr67: you're hired
Juliamon: "you look tired" like we aren't all fucking exhausted all the time in this world
n3ther: it's usually kind of obvious when someone is high... Idk how people confused it
BusTed: gg
Kentosaurus: wait that was it
betweenmyself: THEND
n3ther: oh that is short
MacbethSeemsSus: Interesting idea
MungoDude: HypeGG
LarkSachrosis: Short and sweet
ExtraWubs: UNI time?!
Omthebox: Maybe you've got too many muscles to look tired now
SkylerRingtail: Works as a proof of concept
prince_infidel: For free game that was great
n3ther: we love a good free game
BusTed: good demo
Vandristine: yeah the monster was just using you the entire time
DigitalSeahorse: same, all through highschool even though nobody ever offered me a toke
betweenmyself: time for a speedrun attempt
ItsThugDimmadome: Solid for a free game
e_bloc: you don't get more value from money than that
Kentosaurus: ok, it executed it's concept very well
PhuzNutz: For sure, that was a fun game.
Larkonus: Strong proof of concept, and there's definitely some cool stuff you can do with the tech.
ManWithTheMask13: meanie pants
ghyllnox: Reads like a demo, that's a pretty good free game
frank_the_great: Like, comment, and subscribe
betweenmyself: fucked if I know
Vandristine: maybe refresh the page?
e_bloc: why would I want to express myself on the internet
UtilityPunk: Child safety locks engaged :(
InconsiderateHat: I have this problem every time
Vinewood_OG: Even I'm not steam review weird.
ManWithTheMask13: go to your library and find the game
Rhynerd: easier to do it from your game library
Larkonus: It's from your library, not from the store page.
HadesLeprechaun: there's a really cool not-horror blinking game called Before Your Eyes that is very sweet and good
RatherLargeToad: first, acquire some clay tablets
ButButTheJesus: Leave a review saying to check out the LRR channel and store
SpleenLord: I think you need to play for a certain period of time
ManWithTheMask13: scroll down
ItsThugDimmadome: Who's been streaming Avatar Arena?
ManWithTheMask13: it's on the right
MacbethSeemsSus: "my dearest developer, I write to you from the cold winter of 2026....."
Mai_Andra: There is an entry on howlongtobeat - 28~37 minutes.
DigitalSeahorse: I'm glad nobody did cause growing brains
ItsThugDimmadome: Oh wait, I thouhgt that was the fighting game LUL
ManWithTheMask13: Don't say I don't do nothin for this stream
RatherLargeToad: “My eyes are so dry right now”
BusTed: 👀
ghyllnox: "Doesn't work with 2 people :("
n3ther: dolphinStare
The_Timo: Then x_x
betweenmyself: (΄◉◞౪◟◉`)
e_bloc: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap
DigitalSeahorse: lrrLUL vicksyHaha
Strebenherz: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ButButTheJesus: Cute
UtilityPunk: Perfection, go mark it helpful chat
Robot_Bones: good answer good answer
PhuzNutz: ^_^<=====*`
ManWithTheMask13: wait but the spaces aren't symmetrical
Cptasparagus: @UtilityPunk brigading!
frank_the_great: o_o
Strebenherz: @UtilityPunk o7
The_Timo: perfect
n3ther: masterful
Larkonus: seabatClap
MrSarkhan: You got it
frank_the_great: On it, Boss
ItsThugDimmadome: lrrSHINE
ManWithTheMask13: it's an unequal amount of space between the faces kitten341Sadge
e_bloc: better than a free game is on average
lamina5432: gnight
public_key_reveal_party: I just got here LUL
MacbethSeemsSus: Review gets flagged for spoilers
rosesmcgee: Back to "would you rather" for 45 minutes
hiFunko: hellraiser?
Larkonus: The fact that the splash image shows the monster kinda sullies the horror a bit.
Mai_Andra: two more achievements to get
HadesLeprechaun: cronos the new dawn is good
kumatsu: "Sex Shop Simulator"
Robot_Bones: feb 27th
HadesLeprechaun: cronos the new dawn, lol
Laserbeaks_Fury: the RE remake
MacbethSeemsSus: Cronos?
supriseshurikenn: req I think is next month
Laserbeaks_Fury: *Silent Hill
hiFunko: the most recent hellraiser movie was really good
niccus: cronos reviewed reasonably
e_bloc: I came
Fanklok: CLIVE BARKER??????
supriseshurikenn: Have you guys played tormented souls 2?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: cheer69
prince_infidel: Hellraiser is not stream friendly
Vinewood_OG: Known cenobite enthusiast, Ben.
BusTed: did you came
HadesLeprechaun: Cronos the new dawn
Laserbeaks_Fury: YOU OPENED THE BOX
frank_the_great: No date = Q4
HadesLeprechaun: that'[s Bloober
wiganlass: any plans to play the fatal frame 2 reboot when it comes out?
MrSarkhan: Hellraiser is good
NimrodXIV: Cronos is okay
HadesLeprechaun: Stephanie Sterling loved it
Fanklok: Ben is always saying pleasure and pain inseparable.
Kentosaurus: oh i've been thinking of playing this
Fanklok: He's such a Slaanesh boy
gibbousm: I'm honestly kind of surprised you haven't checked out Chronos yet
ghyllnox: Could try the demo
Larkonus: Isn't there a new Amanda the Adventurer?
Juliamon: Amanda 3?
Laserbeaks_Fury: This reminds me of Medium
LarkSachrosis: Big Dead Space vibes
Rhynerd: I saw a video discussing the plot of Cronos and it seems really neat.
quasi79fu: Did they check out HEll is Us?
RealGamerCow: Silent Hill didn't seem that long
e_bloc: have you seen dead format
DigitalSeahorse: darn I can't see the review to up it yet
HadesLeprechaun: it's very, VERY *survival* horror
MrSarkhan: Ben can keep us entertained
fredcheckers: Ah a good anti-monopoly message
lamina5432: trailer day
gibbousm: Says it takes about 14.5 hours to finish Cronos
public_key_reveal_party: Dead format is kinda cool, I played a little of it
n3ther: looks good
HadesLeprechaun: if you miss a shot you'll be like NOOO
skintbint: you guys know about "ill", its not out for a while but it looks really cool
HadesLeprechaun: ammo and resources are precious
Fanklok: Why is your caps lock on?
Rhynerd: @quasi79fu From what I heard of that it seems like a difficult one to chat and play during.
MrSarkhan: Oh I like this
e_bloc: retro
betweenmyself: Dead Format… because VHS. I get it! riffYeti
Kentosaurus: oh this looks like a let's nope game
slamaham: yes please
Robot_Bones: Keyboards' Haunted
n3ther: And Adam took that personally
LarkSachrosis: Fat-fingered during gameplay
mulligan2six: Sleep Awake also looks good
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did you ever play the DLC of Still Wakes the Deep?
frameshifty: RETVRN to forums
Fanklok: Typing in all caps is very main character syndrome
e_bloc: my life for a new daymare
GamerCat88: INDIKA might be okay
wiganlass: it was funny watching you trying to understand Scottish idioms
Juliamon: nah, I don't think they'd vibe with Indika
niccus: they've been trying to do it since indigo prophecy, let's see if they nail it
HadesLeprechaun: oh oh ROUTINE
ExtraWubs: but we got to jump on re9 right away
Mr_Horrible: ROUTINE good
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oi! DO yea want to play a game?
GamerCat88: @Juliamon fair
Mr_Horrible: also, it's just a demo, but Heaven Does Not Respond is a cool horror puzzler
satyropodobny: yea ROUTINE is short and sweet
Mr_Horrible: set up like you're doing data retrieval from a cursed PC, gotta look around fake web pages and stuff
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
skintbint: you guys know about "ill", its not out for a while but it looks really cool
HadesLeprechaun: actually on second thought, maybe not Routine, early parts of that game are probably not fun streaming content
RonaldMcDownload: Oh this is the one that took like 14 years
niccus: the game that took forever to develop
fredcheckers: Jim Goes by Stephanie now.
Mr_Horrible: it'd been in dev hell for like a decade
Mr_Horrible: very small team
DigitalSeahorse: I think steam makes us wait a day after review is submitted unless anyone else that isn't LRR's account can see it
Vandristine: Routine took like a decade and a half yeah
NimrodXIV: apparently Alien vibes
Nigouki: Alex might reserve Routine for the full playthrough
pctjoe: have you done mouthwashing?
thatguysteve2709: Isn't this alien isolation with robots
Rhynerd: I've been meaning to get Routine
e_bloc: that one looks pretty good
Mr_Horrible: it's got that chunky analog future vibe
Mr_Horrible: it does it real well
niccus: the little robots are so good...
HadesLeprechaun: the robot is adorable
Mr_Horrible: BMO save us
wiganlass: I remember Alex being excited for Routine ages ago
Mr_Horrible: save us BMO
e_bloc: dead format is out
thesimbiote: Routine is very similar to Alien:Isolation in vibes
Rhynerd: Very Alien, No HUD
ButButTheJesus: Ben love robut
sirzechs_666: OOOH Little Robot Friend
niccus: you're in a moonbase yourself
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think you can just stream from the Steam Overlay?
BusTed: if there's two things we know about ben, it's his love for hellraiser and little robots
e_bloc: I liked that last one
Mr_Horrible: White Knuckle is also a banger and probably good for a stream or 2
HadesLeprechaun: Cronos would be good
Mr_Horrible: parkour up the BLAME! Megastructure
rosesmcgee: Let's ask The Wheel, but for picking games and not timing people out
Mr_Horrible: as sentient meat chases you
HadesLeprechaun: Cronos' pace is Dead Spacey, just a tiny bit slower
Mr_Horrible: now *there's* a horror game, amirite gamers?
Ferisar: more like baldur's gate... cree..nge...
Mr_Horrible: sinuuSmug
Mr_Horrible: Cronos: The New Dawn
Ferisar: time for nightmare kart
Nigouki: iirc you can give people a url to watch? or through steam friends?
Ferisar: check who made this one
BrindleBoar: I Double Dog Dare you
WiJohn: I don't think Adam will do it
quasi79fu: Fair warbing...Crobos is very hard to play..its like a souls like kind of horror game in ways
Ferisar: you may... change your mind....
Laserbeaks_Fury: it's Bloober, one way or the other it'll be entertaining
slamaham: dead format will be short. then you get your week off, then do chronos
Mr_Horrible: a game that honestly makes me think Bloober might be more "in their lane" now, which I hope is true
e_bloc: Adam will absolutely try to get everyone killed
fredcheckers: @Mr_Horrible The real horror is opening your overlay to see your friend is playing porn.
HadesLeprechaun: they also did Silet Hill 2 remake
MacbethSeemsSus: Had a dog
thatguysteve2709: Silent hill 2 remake
e_bloc: it was horseshhit
frank_the_great: Blair Witch had the dog
brainbosh: Blair witch was dog game right?
NimrodXIV: the SH2 remake is good
HadesLeprechaun: Cronos is very good
Ferisar: negative
Ferisar: you did not
Mr_Horrible: Bloober generally has not been been very good, but they've been getting better
HadesLeprechaun: Stephanie Sterline gave it like a 9/10
MacbethSeemsSus: You did RE4 remake
thatguysteve2709: It's very good they did a fantastic job
MungoDude: maybe resident evil
e_bloc: seems like a missed opportunity
Ferisar: yea maybe you're thinking of RE2
ButButTheJesus: Theres no 3/4 remake
HadesLeprechaun: they've been getting a lot better
prince_infidel: Blaire Witch was stinky
Mai_Andra: there was a remaster of 2+3. there has not been any update to 4.
wiganlass: no you said you wouldn’t be playing SH2 remake
fredcheckers: I also swear you guys played the remake
Fanklok: Ooh what about System Shock?
Ferisar: i only want real engine
SkylerRingtail: The SOMA devs have a new title - ONTOS - coming out later this year
Ferisar: ugh
Rhynerd: Observer was where you played a cop who could plug themselves into people brains.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
Mr_Horrible: @HadesLeprechaun I'm desperately hoping they know not to write anything like The Medium ever again
niccus: bloober's early works were promising but also probably more plagiarized than you'd think
Mr_Horrible: I think it's still TBA
MitchTheQuaker: any thought to revisit visage?
thatguysteve2709: Not yet
wiganlass: this is one of Stephanie Sterling’s games of the year
Mr_Horrible: "surprisingly, largely the same as the old breed"
n3ther: How are they breeding them?
Ferisar: bread space
Omthebox: Alive Planet
NoxStryx: Did the one about the hand or the one about the dogs ever come out?
rosesmcgee: or let them merge and don't be a coward
UtilityPunk: Kill them before they join the cuddle puddle
BrindleBoar: @Mr_Horrible my understanding is that they exclusively make games whose message is "if you have any kind of trauma the only solution is suicide," which seems like a weird niche even for horror
HadesLeprechaun: it's very cool
e_bloc: aliens are not generous lovers
ghyllnox: You've heard of merge games, right? This is the opposite of that
Ferisar: IT'S JOEL
Ferisar: i knew it
DigitalSeahorse: just how many of them are slop is the thing
ButButTheJesus: I've heard this one is hard
Ferisar: the last of us 2 remastered 2 cronos the new of us
Mollylele: the helmet design is… something
frank_the_great: I have fond memories of playing Dead Space on the Wii
Mr_Horrible: @ghyllnox this is actually what happens if you get the watermelon in Suika Game
Omthebox: The flamer does make you feel strong in Darktide
Mr_Horrible: iirc the Bioshock flamethrower felt good after an upgrade
frank_the_great: Sounds smart by calling it Yonic
e_bloc: hot take
GoblinRoyalty: LOL
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
SnackPak_: I'm learning so much
Mr_Horrible: like you're beckoning it, Ben
Vinewood_OG: We'll be right back.
MacbethSeemsSus: *Points to rivet*
rosesmcgee: I can't find it on a map but I know my way around...
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Mr_Horrible: I'll have to check the vods for these 2 weeks, this game looked cool
Larkonus: Short but no less fun. Thanks for the great stream!
HadesLeprechaun: @ButButTheJesus it's not hard as much as it just wants you to play carefully, you can't be cavalier because ammo and resources are scarce
Juliamon: (Two weeks)
GamerCat88: just checking to make sure you don't embarrass yourself, cuz i know
Mr_Horrible: thanks for showing this off, lads
fredcheckers: @Mollylele Who doesn't own a vagina helmet?
DaFhaye: I look forward to it
MrSarkhan: I did this?
Strebenherz: !patreon
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Robot_Bones: don't you blame me for this
lamina5432: gnight
ButButTheJesus: Thamk for strem
Strebenherz: !store
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sirzechs_666: see you boys later catch everyone in the next stream
protojman: cronos looks like it'll be a few weeks to play if that's something yall are lookin at
Vinewood_OG: Gottem
xantos69: Cheer50
underhill33: lrrWOW
Omthebox: Why did the screen get slightly smaller
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Charlie_Victor7: Spoops!
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rosesmcgee: Luck of the draw
ShadyLantern: we love ya for good shows, no worries
Dog_of_Myth: Nah, it was a good stream
fredcheckers: Short and stiff
e_bloc: but think about how short the stream would be without the podcast
HadesLeprechaun: don't say that Adam, you're not short
kumatsu: Adam needs to write better scripts
Strebenherz: Cheer200 no apologies needed you good
NimrodXIV: no Ls
frank_the_great: never apologize
skintbint: never apologise, we come to see you
e_bloc: 2 hrs, not bad
Vinewood_OG: We're not here for the games.
DigitalSeahorse: mmrPride vicksyShrug
Eille_k: money please
UtilityPunk: It's not how long the nope is, it's how you use it
Ferisar: for legal purposes, this is a joke
Fanklok: Free subs to Seabvaats
Mr_Horrible: recompen15
TomatoKigu: Write it off as a business expense
drcthulu: adam can't afford to pay one of us 5$
ghyllnox: 357*5?
SnackPak_: just need more podcast up front
frank_the_great: LUL LUL
fredcheckers: We demand dillybars
Omthebox: We have been
MacbethSeemsSus: Unrelated James I need to reimburse....
Sogheim: $5 Canadian? how many pennies is that in US money?
Mr_Horrible: well nobody gonna have those cookies now that the company's going tits-up
Saintnex: lrrWOW
rosesmcgee: What, we know you got that sweet LRR bonus money. That's gotta be... nvm
n3ther: hehehe
lamina5432: I heard pokimans coookiw company shut down
MrSarkhan: Too late I've already given you both 5 dollars
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
Mai_Andra: $5 for UNI
fredcheckers: @Sogheim It's rapidly approachign $5 us
e_bloc: why wouldn't I do both
Mr_Horrible: Cole voice: "I can hear you all..."
kumatsu: G and Kathleen, I think?
gibbousm: Cube
BusTed: OSFrog
Fanklok: Ben you play Magic and 40k I know you can't read
sirzechs_666: catch you all for LRR MTG lrrBEN lrrADAM lrrSPOOP bye guys lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
protojman: crok in hole
ButButTheJesus: Croak a hole
bv310: Ooooh, Corkino
Mr_Horrible: I don't want to croak anole, anoles are cool
ButButTheJesus: Ehehehe wood. Curl
e_bloc: do not google wood curling
Mr_Horrible: the peeper
Mr_Horrible: oh the first one, interesting
Mr_Horrible: Kingdom Bust, Delivery
kumatsu: kingdom COME, SEKIRO
n3ther: jeez it's already coming
GoblinRoyalty: Your WHAT?
bv310: Do any of these Kingdoms ever blast out of the wall and yell Come Deliverance
n3ther: the spoilers have been hype
GoblinRoyalty: Where's the man in the boat?
ButButTheJesus: Oh DECK
Mai_Andra: so hype for Lorwyn... I should try to find some stuff to buy
Omthebox: Sounds like sealed
Mr_Horrible: we hit Ben's pool with the Elf Bullets
rosesmcgee: that reminds me, I need to watch that muppet mtg video
satyropodobny: my deck burns when I draw is that normal
BusTed: the savidan classic
Lockraemono: lrrSPOOP
DigitalSeahorse: I also heard DICK
lamina5432: spoilers have been fun so far
Mr_Horrible: yeah, new lorwyn seems decently neat
DigitalSeahorse: "My dick is good."
Mr_Horrible: I like the new incarnatins
BusTed: that was a thiccup
Mr_Horrible: @BusTed briccup
Mr_Horrible: they said the thing
Fanklok: Ben...
lamina5432: gnight
Laserbeaks_Fury: I too am eepy after love
BusTed: onstaPOINT
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, boys, even though I missed most of it
TheAinMAP: lrrAWESOME
Mr_Horrible: (sincerely)
sirzechs_666: lrrAWESOME
Lockraemono: chiikaBless
Omthebox: You're welcome
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
sirzechs_666: bens got some dadly puns so this is how the dad joke killer spawns
BusTed: HypeWave
SnackPak_: booo
Lockraemono: UGH
MrSarkhan: bruh
empyreon: LUL LUL LUL
BusTed: drawfeGoodjoke
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Vinewood_OG: Jail
protojman: FAB
ButButTheJesus: BEN
ghyllnox: LUL
e_bloc: fuck
lamina5432: LUL
Nigouki: lmao
Mr_Horrible: tune in 2 weeks from now when Adam kills Ben live on camera
GoblinRoyalty: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyClap lrrLUL vicksyHaha
BusTed: benginO7
MrSarkhan: LUL
n3ther: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: Good talk
MrSarkhan: o7
NimrodXIV: RIP
DaFhaye: That hurt
ConfettiBiscuits: LUL
GoblinRoyalty: o7
TheAinMAP: benginO7
ButButTheJesus: kates7
tidehollowcat: I'll miss Ben
Mr_Horrible: pictured: "talking" kanagoAK
Dog_of_Myth: o7
Ferisar: damn they dead reset
Vinewood_OG: There it is. o7 lrrSHINE
empyreon: gdqRipUrn
Ferisar: that's crazy
Strebenherz: I JUST GOT THAT BEN YOU GOOF
DaFhaye: I have a complaint
DigitalSeahorse: nukomaRonannto the end
Mr_Horrible: benginO7
sirzechs_666: o7
Mr_Horrible: ooh, ghost Ben
kumatsu: I dunno Ben, what's Blue with you
SnackPak_: boooo
DaFhaye: Ben I swear
ButButTheJesus: ben
Strebenherz: seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatUseless
DaFhaye: You can't drop another one
Mr_Horrible: Ben's stealing my schtick
MrSarkhan: I'd like a refund for my Bengineering sub
Strebenherz: A+ but also boo
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHaha vicksyTH lrrLUL
DaFhaye: How to ban the streamer themselves