AFK || Crokinole

 ContingentCat: !advice
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 Diabore: !badadvice
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 Diabore: wow that IS bad advice
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 LordZarano: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Crokinole) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (0s from now).
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 Getter404: !box
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 Micalovits: Damn, on the second?
 RockPusher:   
 iarethel0ser:   
 TheAinMAP:   
 TehAmelie: let's get crok'd
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 hyralt: Time to crok a nole!
 hyralt: !quote
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 Redbassist:  _ 
 dweebert91: My cousin and aunt entered the NY States Crokinole tournament, should I join them chat?
 hyralt: 
 letsbelgo: Perfect timing. Just finished the CFUT bloopers
 hyralt: @dweebert91 do ittttt
 TheAinMAP:   
 Vinewood_OG:     
 Heckhoundbolt:   
 Heckhoundbolt:    
 RockPusher: Time to break some nails!
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 Dread_Pirate_Westley: With a brand new Ian.
 Nigouki: can we have a different year? >_>
 TheAinMAP: Hello    
 e_bloc: well well well
 hyralt: 2026: the year of gaslighting
 Getter404: Oh no, it's Lua-dammit
 Redbassist: It's not time for crab?
 RockPusher: just don't let Paul and Luap touch each other
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  ,  ,  ,  , and  !
adept_nekomancer: If Serge has Snerge, does this mean we have Pnaul?
 Vinewood_OG: Paulzarro
 TheAinMAP:  
 Simonark: He prefers the term “Avignon Paul”
 7gorobei: Luap puts thing under his feet
 serramarkov: Hi all! Crokinole!!
 Redbassist: Wapaul
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 RatherLargeToad:  croak
 hyralt: @adept_nekomancer good question
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 NotCainNorAbel: for the company
 RealGamerCow: Has the board been oiled lately? (is that a thing that needs to be done with crokinole boards?
 margieargie: The Orbiting Underground Treehouse
 Redbassist: Support*
 adept_nekomancer: @hyralt Thank you for the gift sub -- I very much appreciate it. 
 PharaohBender27: @RealGamerCow I vaguely recall that being a thing that should be done
  Juliamon: wood products like that board do need to be oiled
 dweebert91: @RealGamerCow Theres a powder to spread on the board
 hyralt: @adept_nekomancer Of course! 
kusinohki: meows
 TehAmelie: at least this board, which is very fancy
 n3ther: oh no, he's downsizing
 PharaohBender27: Oooh, additional revenue for LRR!
 RatherLargeToad:   Not creepy?
 Gekyouryuu: what games going gone?
 Redbassist: Like Monkey paw curling?
kusinohki: sometimes I think about selling my game collection... then the feeling passes...
 PharaohBender27: $2600?
 RatherLargeToad: For various dollars
 hyralt: 4 figures for charity seems appropriate
 dweebert91: Wyrmwood did a great job
 RockPusher: PharaohBender27 something like that - $3k is what my brain throws up
 ContingentCat: And it's been a beautiful price of art the rest of the time
 Mollylele: i was at that cpc dinner! decisions were certainly made
 Gekyouryuu: I recall one of the pegs being knocked loose at one point
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 PharaohBender27: All right, need to go make dinner, but will be back later! 
 hyralt: 
 Redbassist: What could go wrong?
kusinohki: how much for a crokinole board that looks like cpt america's shield??
 Shadowsoflife: Ask your local wood worker
 RealGamerCow: differential scoring is better IMO
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1
 adept_nekomancer: Ben is helping!
 letsbelgo: nailed it
 MWGNZ: 
 Kentosaurus: do as i say not as i do
 margieargie: You -can- do that, yes
 Redbassist: Welp there's your one for the evening Ben
 RatherLargeToad: You are (not) allowed to tilt the table
 Shadowsoflife: yet
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/StylishCorrectGnatRaccAttack-LqiLy1_P3L_cO7Wd
 hyralt: There's actually a little bell underneath that dings if the board is tilted
 RatherLargeToad: A wizard did it
kusinohki: can't move chairs.  one cheek rule...
 RealGamerCow: The pucks have two distinct sides, one is more convex than the other
 margieargie: Playing Crokinole at REL:axed
 dweebert91: @RealGamerCow Yupp, theres a smooth side
 hyralt: 4-way rock paper scissors, very complicated
 RealGamerCow: shinkansen gummies?
 adept_nekomancer: @RealGamerCow They go really fast. 
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 Shadowsoflife: I have some great stickers not sure where to put them
 hyralt: Ian has been practicing
kusinohki: lo-fi beats to crokinole to...
 TheWooglie: warm up round
 Redbassist: Warmin' the fingies
 hyralt: Ben nooooooooo
 Officinalis: Juuuudge!
 Redbassist: 
 Shadowsoflife: 
 hyralt:  
 asddsa28: ummm
 TehAmelie: what if you made a board of ice?
kusinohki: air hockey crokinole??
 Redbassist:   
 TehAmelie: table curling
UtilityPunk: @TehAmelie Playable outdoors in most of Canada, and also indoors in most of Canada rn when your furnace is off 
 n3ther: ooh replay technology
 calculated_uncertainties: Curling mystic
 HadesLeprechaun: the witch girl dice one?
 HadesLeprechaun: yeah
   LoadingReadyRun: how's the music volume?
 hyralt: perfect volume
 NotCainNorAbel: music is good for the headphones
 hyralt: Can hear voices very clearly above the music
 margieargie: @LoadingReadyRun Very good, just a bit of mood without taking over
 NotCainNorAbel: Ian 'the cannon' horner
 jessicaengle: !paullove
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 KeytarCat: @NotCainNorAbel Ian "Carom" Horner
 Shadowsoflife: @KeytarCat Ian 100% power Horner
kusinohki: we talking about board maintenance...  is there anything that needs to be done for the pucks??
 TehAmelie: it probably won't hurt to give them some wood oil
kusinohki: purposefully shooting for the gutter is fine.  it's basically passing your turn
 Redbassist: Clean
 hyralt: sniped
 Shadowsoflife: nice
 spawnofhastur: Shooting for the gutter reminds me of one of the differences between cricket and baseball.
 KeytarCat: My grandfather lost his eye to a tennis ball through glasses, but that was long ago
 OldUncleDan: @spawnofhastur No intentional walks in Cricket?
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CreativeEvilAlpacaHotPokket-sLetArg1t0ucnlIB
 spawnofhastur: @OldUncleDan In cricket you can hit the ball and just. Choose not to run.
 KeytarCat: Big numbers are better! -Yugioh
 spawnofhastur: Just go "no thanks I'll wait until I hit it better."
 TheWooglie: I thought on the line was fine for a first shot
 Shadowsoflife: oooh
 BrowneePointz: Prokinole
 ContingentCat: The steaks couldn't be lower
 Heckhoundbolt: pro crokinole is pretty boring in my opinion
 OldUncleDan: Professional Pinball Tournaments can get really obnoxious with players just going for the same safe shot over and over and over again.
 spawnofhastur: @OldUncleDan That's what killed a style of billiards iirc
 spawnofhastur: Yeah, English billiards.
 spawnofhastur: There's an optimal style of play and it's super boring.
 spawnofhastur: And now no one plays it any more.
 TehAmelie: there's a related reason soccer has offside rules
 Officinalis: And the pass back rule as well.
 Vinewood_OG: "Sir, are you classified as human?"
 Alex_Frostfire: Gamers optimizing the fun out of things predates video games, as it turns out.
 spawnofhastur: When a game turns into "each player makes the very optimal play and just does that repeatedly until someone fucks up" it stops being fun to play or watch.
 spawnofhastur: POGGIFERS
 HadesLeprechaun: Poggifers
 RockPusher: Interestingly my local supermarket seems to have stopped stocking the Blackcurrent friend of the fisherman
loufghyslaufey: Beej's cH "Beej" had a butler?
 RockPusher: (though they are stocking a couple other flavours they normally didn't have)
 OldUncleDan: Blackcurrant is my favorite flavour of Wine Gums.
 spawnofhastur: It's kinda funny, what most people think of as a butler is actually a valet.
 hyralt: ConRAD
 Vinewood_OG: Never go full Conrad.
 Gekyouryuu: put the bunny back in the box
 KeytarCat: I found an "Elf themed Maple Syrup Buzzball" on clearance at the market.  It's not great, but it is delicious!
 HadesLeprechaun: instead of going for a point, setting up a defense
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 spawnofhastur: You want a valet.
 spawnofhastur: Like what Jeeves is.
niccus: buttleby
 CrossXhunteR: i was reminded of crokinole just the other day, because i saw a picture of a Games Done Quick-branded board
   LoadingReadyRun: @spawnofhastur a gentleman's gentleman
 spawnofhastur: Who isn't a butler, but can buttle with the best of them.
 irenrose: Hey hire me, waiter and comedian (and halfway around the world but)
 undecided44: Butler: one who butles, i.e., performs acts of butlery.
 n3ther: butles eh
 frank_the_great: I used to do catering, and walking around with a tray of food was regularly met with joy, lol. Everyone loves the guy with shrimp to give
 adept_nekomancer: "Self-driving bicycle"
 RockPusher: 
 hyralt: Self-steering quadraped
 Vinewood_OG: Dammit, Beej
 Strebenherz: Beej
 NotCainNorAbel: beej, oh beej
kusinohki: anyone familiar with the dune board game?  do you think that board would make a good crokinole design, or would it be too busy??
 Alex_Frostfire: If I'm really pedantic about the use of the word "bicycle" here I end up on "quadruped."
 ContingentCat: !lovebeej
  LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej 
 hyralt: Wow, Kathleen
 margieargie: Ohhh NICE
 letsbelgo:   
 northos: flawless
 TheAinMAP: 
 margieargie: 
 Shadowsoflife:  
 n3ther: 
 OldUncleDan: When I was a kid, we had a pony.  We didn't ride her much as she would try to clothesline off with an actual clothesline.
 spawnofhastur: God I need to try some Japanese craft colas
 Alex_Frostfire: Dangerous at both ends and crafty in the middle.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @kusinohki The 1970s Dune game?
 letsbelgo: dont get beej talking or he doesn't shoot
 letsbelgo: 
kusinohki: there's a more recent reprint.  I think the board is the same but unsure
 hyralt: Orange and menthol sounds awful
 RockPusher: huh, they are getting odd flavours
 spawnofhastur: okay but what about nin jiom pei pa koa
 ProcyonFlynn: The Anise Seed is pretty good honestly.  The menthol doesn't clash too hard.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @kusinohki It's a nice board. Would you incorporate the mountains as a feature for this dexterity game?
 Shadowsoflife: @spawnofhastur the goo?
 RelwinEJ: That's like you can't buy Arizona tea pomegranate except in Scandinavia
 spawnofhastur: @Shadowsoflife i mean we are discussing stuff for sore throats
 irenrose: Love both of those
 hyralt: OOooo, I would love salted licorice fisherman's friend
 g0blinslide: this is straight outta "The Chair Company" conspiracy type stuff
niccus: didn't they sell flavored cod liver oil?
 TehAmelie: octopus flavor!
 irenrose: Salmiac Fisherman's Friends are the shit
 Shadowsoflife: @spawnofhastur It some kind of candy I'm guessing
kusinohki: no blocking ridges.  just trying to think of cool circular designs that might make for neat crokinole boards and remember dune board game had a circular board...
 e_bloc: its ideal for mac and cheese
 margieargie: Not too spicy, or from my perspective, not spicy enough 
 hyralt: gochujang is GOATchujang
 RelwinEJ: Sriracha is aces in Asian food. Kind of obviously.
 HadesLeprechaun: I like sriracha on ramen, eggs, and not much else
Kaaosa: i've never had anything with sriracha that wouldn't have been improved by removing the sriracha
 hyralt: I was just eating shawarma with sriracha.  Yummm
 ArtDecoSunburn: @kusinohki I say go for it. Would like really cool. Right color scheme. Boardgamegeek has some nice photos of fancy variations of the Dune board.
 spawnofhastur: but what about chili crisp
 RelwinEJ: @Kaaosa So never pho?
 e_bloc: send Adam watermelons
 frank_the_great: Like Wheeler, with $5 at a convention
 TheAinMAP: Ooh
niccus: oh i think i mistook Scott's as having different branding
Kaaosa: @RelwinEJ sounds like a good way to make me hate pho
 ArtDecoSunburn: Germans just like opening tiny doors.
 e_bloc: Lego puts out at least two advent calendars a year
 hyralt: niceeeeee ben
 TehAmelie: what would be funny is fisherman's friend shaped like manatees
 Shadowsoflife: @e_bloc like a block a day?
 Athelgar: Extra Strength is the only flavor worth having, imo
 RelwinEJ: @Kaaosa They usually include garlic chili paste as a condiment!
 HadesLeprechaun: @e_bloc I think at least 3, pretty sure they always do a Star War and Harry Potter and their own regular
 e_bloc: @Shadowsoflife like 3-10 pieces, a minifigure, maybe a very small tree or something
 RockPusher: LRR Now Sponsered by Wurthers 
 Shadowsoflife: @e_bloc Interesting.
 e_bloc: my kid got the Star  Wars one because HP can go eff itself
 Scy_Anide: Not Dilly Bar?
 hyralt: @RelwinEJ garlic chili paste sounds very similar to sriracha
loufghyslaufey: What's carbonated water for again?
  Juliamon: For drinking
 frank_the_great: Realistically, if a carbonated water company just sent y'all a bunch of water, it'll wind up on stream maybe
 HadesLeprechaun: @e_bloc naturally!
 e_bloc: the internet was a mistake
 RelwinEJ: @hyralt That's the point
 ArtDecoSunburn: What's the water utility in BC? Surely they could sponsor LRR. "No bubbles, but reasonably priced tap."
 spawnofhastur: @loufghyslaufey helping me avoid kidney stones without having to drink boring still water
 Vinewood_OG: @loufghyslaufey Cocktails
 hyralt: @RelwinEJ understood
 hyralt: sometimes I like saying unsaid things out loud
 RealGamerCow: wtf is pizza pop?
 n3ther: mmm coffee
 e_bloc: thats very thoughtful
 n3ther: 
 Aceviru: Instant coffee!!
 e_bloc: an enema
 margieargie: I feel like I'm the only person who has problems with carbonated drinks and I wonder why I'm the only one
  Juliamon: margieargie nah, people call it 'spicy water' for a reason
 Cptasparagus: looking into the Cherry Blossoms, they're produced very weird. A jelly is encased in chocolate with an enzyme that turns it back into a liquid over time
 e_bloc: surely Beej has applied vaseline to a lens before
 OldUncleDan: We finally have a Popeye's Chicken in town!  Finally have a good place to get full on Fried Chicken that isn't Pizza Ranch!
 spawnofhastur: beej has applied vaseline to many things
 HadesLeprechaun: it would actually be funny to have a tape with like "5th Birthday!" written on it and then CFUT taped over the top of it
 spawnofhastur: God I love biltong.
 BrowneePointz: Biltong?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @OldUncleDan I'd be suspicious of chicken from a place that herds pizzas.
  Juliamon: biltong is so gooood
 hyralt: @e_bloc Legend has it that Beej applied the vaseline to hide the wheels on the speeder in A New Hope
   LoadingReadyRun:  FWIW I have very much appreciated the delicious teas that people have sent in mailtime 
 e_bloc: there are so many cameras there and Beej has so much vaseline
 e_bloc: @hyralt 
 Shadowsoflife: @OldUncleDan We had a chicken place near me, move down the street into a new building. Like you could see the new place from the old one.
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 NapalmSideburns: Nole them Croki's!
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 OldUncleDan: @ArtDecoSunburn Hey, it was far better than KFC.
 BrowneePointz: It's the Butthole of a former Wrestling Butthole
 RelwinEJ: Video game
 hyralt: Yikes
 ArtDecoSunburn: @OldUncleDan Ha!
 e_bloc: we have been overrun by the gentrification of what were once majestic city streets
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Vinewood_OG: Rip Bozo
 ProcyonFlynn: R.I.Piss Holgan
 Bruceski: I think Hogan's Heroes too
 RealGamerCow: THATS where I've heard that name before, thank you Ian.
 e_bloc: that is literally the wrong track
 CaptainSpam: Odd, when I think Hogan's Alley, I think of the actual FBI facility after which the NES game was named.
 ArtDecoSunburn: So Crokinole is a redlining/gentrification simulator? Robert Moses flicking away minority communities?
 spawnofhastur: Ba. Ha ba. Ha bada bigada.
 hyralt: Hogan's Alley: DENIED
 Vinewood_OG: That in fact does not work for me, brother.
 e_bloc: first person banned from hogan's alley
 adept_nekomancer: I shouldn't mix MtG and crokinole.  "Hogaak's Alley".
 hyralt: I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for interfering physics!
 Bruceski: Bring a unicorn horn next time
 margieargie: Activate the crokinole targeting computer
 e_bloc: it might not help but it certainly won't hurt
 Alex_Frostfire: And then you have a little power gauge when you confirm the angle.
kusinohki: beej calling physics horse shit...
 RelwinEJ: @kusinohki They can't predict anything
 e_bloc: I like that we're all on the same brainrot wavelength
 LordZarano: They call him El Fusilado...
 Shadowsoflife: y?
 northos: 
 RockPusher:   
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 HorusFive: That's not a secret 
 e_bloc: secret
 Shadowsoflife:  
 Mollylele: ʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁) fresh cheesbag
Xafty: stay fresh, cheese bag
 Cinominn: oh jeez i forgot about stay fresh cheese bags
 RockPusher: Perfect
 OldUncleDan: "Stay pink, soft, and oily."
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 adept_nekomancer: He did in fact knock one out of the middle.
 PharaohBender27: (returns briefly while dinner simmers) I see Ian and Kathleen are doing well! 
 Khalahd: Wait, I thought Ben was supposed to be the traitor?
 Shadowsoflife: what you making @PharaohBender27
 e_bloc: that sounded very canadian
 PharaohBender27: @Shadowsoflife Risotto con faggiole
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WittyAveragePelicanNerfBlueBlaster-2gvI9dnwdn3umgPl
 spawnofhastur: chat i need your opinion about pizza fries.
 RockPusher: Learning‽ 
 Shadowsoflife: @PharaohBender27 Ah, nceat
 Shadowsoflife: @spawnofhastur do it
 e_bloc: anything that is pizza or fries is good,  qed
 Cinominn: @spawnofhastur like in a professional sense?
 Vinewood_OG: 
 spawnofhastur: @Cinominn sure why not
 adept_nekomancer:  inole
 Shadowsoflife: 
 margieargie: If you've got time to gab, you've got time for c...rokinole
 hyralt: @e_bloc though apparently sriracha may nullify that
 Cinominn: unless you like soggy fries id stay light on the sauce
 letsbelgo: attack
 PharaohBender27: @e_bloc (Counterargues by presenting bad pizza and soggy fries) 
 HorusFive: Fly beautiful bird.  Fly free
 adept_nekomancer: @margieargie "If you've got time for pucks in holes, you've got time for crokinole"
 spawnofhastur: I'm waiting for a phone call from my pharmacist so I can go get my gummies.
 WiJohn: Conrad?
 OldUncleDan: I generally don't like extra starchy ingredients on to my pizza.  Stuff like Fries and Macaroni just doesn't work for me.
 spawnofhastur: my favourite pizzas tend to be just. Napoli style margherita.
 OldUncleDan: My go to pizza is pepperoni, sausage, and green olives.  Extra sauch.
 Cinominn: i was thinking you meant like poutine but pizza toppings instead of cheese and gravy
 OldUncleDan: sauce.
 RatherLargeToad: 
jibkat: We like it!
 letsbelgo: I like crokinole
 atinyspacemarine: It's always great
 hyralt: I wouldn't be here if I didn't like crokinole
trainpants: I like crokinole.
 e_bloc: I like it, but I always watch anything
 Cinominn: so fries instead of crust
 JKBalch: I do like Crokinole...
 MrPipboy3000: I love Crokinole ... I hang my board up on my wall
 serramarkov: I love crokinold!
 spawnofhastur: It's fun watching whoever is sitting across from Ian being in mortal danger.
 Cptasparagus: crokinole with warhammer being played in the board
 Gadora: I literally told a friend that you were live with Crokinole. :>
 e_bloc: crokinole but you add ho chi mihn city
 ArtDecoSunburn: I'm going to ask for a future "Lords of Waterdeep" in person for AFK.
 Mollylele: it's a Canadian Heritage VOD every time
 JKBalch: Drill holes in the board? Earn more discs
niccus: you'll need a board you're willing to drill
 Vinewood_OG: The Chonic somehow returned.
 RatherLargeToad: would it also have Ho Chi Min City?
 MaladyDark: I used to get a pepperoni with mushroom but we changed pizza place so now i get the BBQ beef and bacon
 lirazel64: Quarterly Crokinole?
 e_bloc: out of context\
MisterZimbu: are there any TTRPGs that use crokinole instead of dice?
 undecided44: I am a 'nole enjoyer.
 Lord_Hosk: I like Crokinole, however I dont want your fingernails to fall off
 e_bloc: I have to warn you, pegging is harder than it sounds
kusinohki: sticker circle that's worth 25 pts if you have a puck inside it...
 spawnofhastur: i'm jonesing for some TTSFs btw
PBlackcoat: I love watching Crochinole night.  It's like hanging out in a pub listening to a group of friends playing a game on the table next to you
Ashen_Prime: I am NOT at SGDQ right now, but when I was there last year they had a Crokinole league with a really big turn out.
 RatherLargeToad: A Crokinole-lite
 adept_nekomancer: Uhh... a crime?
  Juliamon: !adult
  LRRbot: I need a better adult!
 HorusFive: TOS!
 Vinewood_OG: 
 hyralt: Does the diddle for the middle have anything to do with pegging?
 margieargie: That's what the hole is for
 undecided44: Enemies to 'partners'
 JKBalch: Ooh for legacy you could earn a little hammer or tiny Crokinole cue
 Vinewood_OG: The Glorynole
 JadedCynic: "Heated Rivalry" eat your heart out 
 e_bloc: better than high roll
kusinohki: kind of like pool shooting closest to the rail...
 Cptasparagus: diddl-
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 hyralt: Kathleen got the final "diddle"
 spawnofhastur: I need to drink more tea, this is too hot for me at the moment. Gotta build that heat tolerance up again.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BelovedAgileBillWutFace-AjFYRxt0EOgk60XR
 Strebenherz: Kathleen your "diddle" got PERFECTLY cut off xD
 e_bloc: I just want Kathleen's diddle on the highlights
 Alex_Frostfire: It's Saanich's 30-point anniversary!
MisterZimbu: intermission for a bio break is a piddle at the middle
 Strebenherz: Well done paul
 WriterRaven flops into chat in a vague state of existence
 e_bloc: paul really is the unsung hero of LRR. except he also sings
 Shadwhawk: @e_bloc https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InnocentSpikyEggplantSaltBae-4zE-gKHOzFr45QBE
 Shadwhawk: Can't make it any shorter, though
 e_bloc: @Shadwhawk you are doing the lord's work
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 e_bloc: is there a greater good than taking from the rich and giving to the LRR
 RelwinEJ: Check out Binho as a crokinole alternative.  Two player teams, but more soccer style field.
 hyralt: diddle that nole!
 e_bloc: !clip
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 Vinewood_OG: At the same time!?!?
 spawnofhastur: @Vinewood_OG in my experience things are best when you all shoot at the same time. 
 Cptasparagus: this hole wasn't made for me
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends!  So glad to have Crokinole back again!
 e_bloc: they embiggened the hole during the break
 jessicaengle: Do you ever just think about holes?
 RandomTrivia: CLEAN
 e_bloc: @jessicaengle the popular movie hole?s
 The_Lesser_Gatsby: That was a clean hogan!
 margieargie: Flick on down to Dave's Clearance Warehouse and Crokinole Center
 OldUncleDan: Dave's Clearance Warehouse and House Cleaners!
 HorusFive: !store
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 RelwinEJ: @The_Lesser_Gatsby One more than WWE has ever seen
 RandomTrivia: 
 RealGamerCow: loving husband robot fucker
 hyralt: Loving husband to a robot
 WriterRaven: When the last item of stock goes out the open-air warehouse door, we'll sell the warehouse too! Choosing to buy anywhere else is like choosing to buy anywhere else! Piff's! IT'S PIFFS.
 atinyspacemarine: one of the character arcs of all time
 e_bloc: amazing face turn
 phoenixfeather14: and Dad
 BrowneePointz: I mean the next part of the joke Kathleen is the Lute Box
 HorusFive: Wife-guy but for a robot
 SquareDotCube: love the idea of a warehouse clearance sale of literal warehouses
 SquareDotCube: 8008135
 Mai_Andra: The lamp sale commercial was peak.
 WriterRaven: @SquareDotCube 80081355, sadly.
 atinyspacemarine: The end of Bacon's arc is an off-hand reference to being operation paperclipped
 e_bloc: Penelope on the payroll when
 TehAmelie: where do you fit a warehouse warehouse? a stranded freight ship
Pazy160: Turns out Crokinole is also a secret crapshoot.
 InconsiderateHat: Did Penelope come up with Beans on the Street??
 e_bloc: I dunno about Canada, but that's an effective method of tax avoidance
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 LordZarano: Borrow Alex's guilotine
 SquareDotCube: "Nefertiti, the most Egyptian of drag queens"
 HorusFive: @e_bloc Don't know about Canadian law- but family businesses don't need to pay kids until the age of majority I think
 atinyspacemarine: OOP Peens must be valuable
 Mai_Andra: Oh, I did hear that correctly.
 BrowneePointz: ewww Bad Dragon is stinky art thieves
 TehAmelie: how about "Leans on the street"?
 GreyThey: Guillo-teens on the street?
 e_bloc: lots of diddling
 atinyspacemarine: just the tip
 ContingentCat: Erika's how I found LRR
 Vinewood_OG: Just the tip
 atinyspacemarine: it doesn't count if it's just the tip, good to know
 e_bloc: LRR's how I found Erika
 jessicaengle: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 WriterRaven: Franklin Turk's Machines on the Street, with guest star Bacon Ruthersworth (broadcasting from the shoulder of his 50-foot robot wife)
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 e_bloc: why are you driving in an alley
 hyralt: Good luck beej
 WriterRaven: way, hey, crokin' in the alley~
 OldUncleDan: How about fake careful?
 BrowneePointz: the more fun Fact is that in Mario Strikers Daisy is toooooooooooxic
 HorusFive: But it's a funny story- and sometimes that's more important
 BrowneePointz: if you get a penalty kick against her she beats the SHIT out of you
  Juliamon: Daisy's always looking for an excuse to go apeshit
 MajorFrostbyte: I only learned of Crokinole a couple weeks ago. Wild to see it here now.
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 hyralt: Ooooof
 margieargie: Ouch
 adept_nekomancer: A crokinole tragedy. 
 WriterRaven: F
  Juliamon: MajorFrostbyte Good news: if you want more, there's loads of VODs because they love to play it!
 hyralt: Is that a reverse Hogan?
 MajorFrostbyte: @Juliamon Yea! Guess I've been missing too much AFK
   LoadingReadyRun: apparently Hogan's Alley in Crokinole might be named after golfer Ben Hogan who often went for more risky shots
 e_bloc: no noose is good noose
 far2muchsarcasm: invert the lead
 hyralt: Diddling the hog line
 TheAinMAP: Almost spit-take.
 e_bloc: somewhere thick
 Micalovits: Have you seen the curves of the board? Very sexy game
 Strebenherz: diddling the hogline after dark
 WriterRaven: Only diddle the hogline with consent.
 Territan: Behind Hogan's Alley.
 WowoT: you must release your rock before the first hog line and your rock must PASS the second hog line when curling
 Territan: [cue sexy saxopkone]
 Vinewood_OG: The Diddle for the Middle sounds like a Southpaw Regional Wrestling pay per view.
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 Orlantia: It's divisible by 9
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 Territan: Or an Aerosmith song.
 WriterRaven: @Vinewood_OG next UFW event name confirmed? =P
 PharaohBender27: (returning from dinner) Oooh the Shinsen Gummies are now ahead!
 Diabore: ttsf to reseat and refinish the crokinole board
 hyralt: Take the risky shot down Hogan's Alley for the Hogline puck
 TehAmelie: the gummies took a while to come on huh?
 hyralt: But the gummies are kicking in now
 PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie 
 hyralt: That was almost an amazing shot, Ben
 TehAmelie: Almost Magazine should be a real thing, and then you could get a story there
 hyralt: Flavour blast the puck on the hogline
 margieargie: Darmok and Jalad at Hogan's Alley
 Strebenherz: Shakka and Picard, when the diddling fell
 hyralt: @margieargie Very good, very good
 adept_nekomancer: Is flavor blasting anything like baja blasting?
 Vinewood_OG: Temba, his flavor blasted.
 Strebenherz: Oh.  Shaka and picard, when the pucks fell.  Shaka and picard, their pucks diddled.
 hyralt: I would read a crokinole-flavoured gay romance
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RelievedPleasantAdminRaccAttack-TgkijQUS1eBpl1Xi
 hyralt: @Strebenherz -golfclap-
 AugmentingPath: Ben and Adam in "Croked Rivalry"
 Strebenherz: Ben and adam, when the wheel fell
 adept_nekomancer: @hyralt "...and they were roommates... in Hogan's Alley."
 hyralt: Episode 1: unfortunate bounces on the hogline
 hyralt: @adept_nekomancer "...where they secretly diddled the middle"
 rosesmcgee: it's when you flavor blast it
 Strebenherz: Temba, his shot fired
 Shadowsoflife: @hyralt Ep 2 the block in Hogan's Alley
UtilityPunk: Practicing for the big leagues
 HorusFive: "Here are some examples of Ben failing to do this shot"
 hyralt: Ian never undershoots the hogline
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 Strebenherz: WHAT
 hyralt: Beej was there when pegging or JPEG were invented?
 adept_nekomancer: And now we've invented jpegging.
 Too_Many_Knives: Joint Pegging Experts Group
 Strebenherz: Beej: Do not speak to me of the pegging lore, i was there when it was written
 SkylerRingtail: *Surely* there's an older definition for "pegging" in, like, carpentry or something
 lamina5432: we didn't talk about it
 TheAwkes: Cribbage players (and others) have been using the homonym for a lot longer than that.
 HorusFive: I'm shocked it isn't an archaic term that changed meanings
 PharaohBender27: 
 Too_Many_Knives: Hadouken
 e_bloc: jpegging is just pegging without right of way
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: @e_bloc 
 PharaohBender27: @e_bloc 
 JadedCynic: Horner - we've talked about this - that's not how causality works. 
 PharaohBender27: 
 JadedCynic: kids were ALWAYS wild, folks 
 rosesmcgee: Says many, notably childless
  Juliamon: what do you mean 'these days'
 Strebenherz: Fair
 e_bloc: I swear if I hear 6-7 one more time
 JadedCynic: @Juliamon exactly o/\o
 Too_Many_Knives: ew
 Strebenherz: WHELP
 g0blinslide: rofl
 northos: Kathleen "The Sniper" DeVere
 lamina5432: never got the talk
 RedAlexxis: Very unappealing
 Bruceski: I learned all my dirty words in third grade because a classmate went to a church that digilently explained to her all the words she wasn't supposed to say. This worked as well as you can imagine
 Strebenherz: YOUR DOG RATTED YOU OUT
 adept_nekomancer: Tattled on by the dog.
 hyralt: Wow, that dog was a snitch
 e_bloc:  
 Micalovits: Damn, what a snitch!
 RedAlexxis: No way!
 LosSpikey: At least ur parent didn't take the banana in the bedroom already dressed
 RedAlexxis: that's crazy
 adept_nekomancer: You clearly had demonstrated the knowledge, yeah.
 PharaohBender27: I was thinking the same thing, Kathleen!
 JadedCynic: dogs aren't really 'loyal' - cat's aren't either, but they won't snitch out of pure laziness
 WriterRaven: IAN.
 RedAlexxis: excuse me?
  Juliamon: JadedCynic Cats just watch.
 e_bloc: just for shame purposes
 Shadowsoflife: 
 Seth_Erickson: dogs'll definitely root around in garbage
 RedAlexxis: yeah, maybe a bit sus
 e_bloc: do not shove your shit in  a coke can
 RelwinEJ: 'I came home' yeah, that's how the dog found it
 Vinewood_OG: Talk about a white christmas
 RealGamerCow: none of them sexy? Do we not remember Beej's dance of the seven veils?
 JadedCynic: Kathleen, there's 'sexy' and 'sex-related' - this def isn't the former, but sadly it's absolutely the latter...
 RockPusher: *was*‽
 AugmentingPath: now he's a larger weird pervert
 e_bloc: it was less than two months ago when Adam crushed a jug of milk
 hyralt: Croking the nole is sex-adjacent
 BrowneePointz: penelope was taking 3d printed dragons, Beej was bringing Bad Dragons
 GirlPainting: i had the sex talk right after i asked at a familie christmas dinner, why condoms come in "flavours"
 RedAlexxis: Once, my boss got me as a secret santa present a book called "The Joy of No Sex",  HR was not impressed
 GirlPainting: i was 12
 Diabore: i saw movement
 BrowneePointz: My mom was an RN. we got the talk young
 e_bloc: even VAR has a 5 cm buffer
 RockPusher: It's not like bowls where they will settle back to where they were with the feeler gauge
 PharaohBender27: @RedAlexxis 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Shadowsoflife: @PharaohBender27 ???
 adept_nekomancer: Your parents were all more responsible than mine.  They just left it up to health class.
 JadedCynic: 🔥🥌
 RedAlexxis: @PharaohBender27 IKR?  that was something else
 hyralt: Hammer that hanger!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrowdedFamousDragonfruitHoneyBadger-Yze_zV-3diTR_iwD
 hyralt: Ohhh, setting up another hanger
UtilityPunk: Apparently there's a variant of Crokinole with sandbars and ponds for minigolfing. Now I wanna see minigolf courses for the game 
 Alex_Frostfire: Step on it again, just to make sure.
  Juliamon: I don't think I ever got the talk, but also I was really blatantly aroace (without the word for it) and didn't really go anywhere with friends so they probably felt it wasn't a pressing need
 e_bloc: the rare real-life footsies
 GirlPainting: would you have rather: A free coffe at your coffeeshop of choice every day or B one free massage per year in your local sauna?
 JadedCynic: not every physical contact is necessarily *sexual* you freaks 
 RealGamerCow: @UtilityPunk smoother wood for fairways, rougher for rough, high grit sandpaper for the bunkers, holes in the wood like the button for water.
 WiJohn: Thick gummies
NonchalantAvenger: whos paired with who?
 Suffix: LET'S GO TEAM SAANICH. I believe.
 e_bloc: a puck you must touch
 hyralt: @NonchalantAvenger Saanich: Ben/Kathleen vs Gummies: Beej/Ian
 e_bloc: they are thinking about the jersey shore
 JadedCynic: yeah....the state of the game
NonchalantAvenger: 10x
 RockPusher:   
 protojman: 
 hyralt: Let's go Ben!!
 Suffix: All you need is ME
 TheAinMAP: 
 JadedCynic: Dery....
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 e_bloc: I want the last piece of trivia be that Paul made all of this up
 Tiber727: Wasn't that last black a foul? Thought it had to touch a white.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TsundereSweetGoshawkTTours-fa1-8K_PgrU292Gf
 hyralt: Beej, straight across two hoglines
 ContingentCat: Huh maybe I'll watch it then
 e_bloc: where your mother keeps the cookies
 hyralt: Bounced off the peg and didn't even cross the hogline
 hyralt: Pegged again
 Stormgod519: oh beej...
 Stormgod519: woah!
 hyralt: Oh nice hanger
 Seth_Erickson: it simply could not stand
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NeighborlyUgliestMeerkatKAPOW-ZPIQIQg9TVWAlHMQ
 Stormgod519: ayyy
 Suffix: 
 phoenixfeather14: Yay Ben!!
 PharaohBender27: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 phoenixfeather14: 
 JadedCynic: motivation is key
 Stormgod519: wow
 HorusFive: "He's beginning to believe"
 margieargie: Beej, you've turned off your targeting computer, what's wrong?
 hyralt: Borrow Beej's body to bounce into the button
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PatientGeniusCaterpillarChefFrank-bmYAcMIzb0JwwyfV
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 Lysander_salamander: oh, thanks for that
 hyralt: yw
 hyralt: Welcome to hogan's alley to clear the hogline
 WiJohn: The Steve Crokinole!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
trainpants: daaaang
 WriterRaven: Needle: threaded.
 margieargie:  
 phoenixfeather14: Nailed it!
 Suffix: You're welcome.
Kaaosa: does this game have rules or is it another cribbage situation
   LoadingReadyRun:  Way Hey Crokin' in the Alley 
 hyralt: Doesn't cribbage have rules?
 Too_Many_Knives: 
 Dog_of_Myth: There are rules
Kaaosa: you'll never convince me that cribbage has rules
 e_bloc: paul with the quick hook
 PharaohBender27: @Kaaosa I mean, both have rules . . .
 WriterRaven: @LoadingReadyRun Crokin' down in Hogan's Al~
 RockPusher:   
Kaaosa: too many times i'd walk in on two people playing cribbage on the boat, see them play the same cards i saw the last time and then say a different number and everyone just agrees that's the correct number
Kaaosa: not a real game
 hyralt: One rule is that if there are no pucks on the board, a shot must be within the hogline or it doesn't count
Kaaosa: it's a joke invented to torture me
 PharaohBender27:  Way Hey Crokin in the Alley / Middle of the Evening 
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 hyralt: @Kaaosa It's like Calvinball but with cards
 Kaaosa: now i'm stuck here (thank you that was kind)
 hyralt: yw
 TheAinMAP: Oh, "RV There Yet" is coming back.
 Kaaosa: @hyralt now that i believe
 margieargie: @TheAinMAP I mean, it went well(?) last time
 Lysander_salamander: Oh!  I was looking at crokinole accessories and found "billiards" discs.  Painted to look like pool balls.
 PharaohBender27 sees the track title and wonders if this was composed for that failed pilot about someone chasing all the game acheevos
 azureHaights: How goes the croaking of noles
 hyralt: Aside from the wonky peg, there's been a lot of diddling
 hyralt: take the one on the hogline
 Vinewood_OG: Prrrromotions!
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 hyralt: @DeM0nFiRe nice
 hyralt: button.  that.  puck!
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
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UtilityPunk: Oh yeah, Kingsway's big. Heritage Mall's gone though
 TheAinMAP: 
UtilityPunk: Soon WEM will get connected, and Mill Woods Town Centre has an LRT too
pctjoe watched 5 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
 hyralt: Woo, Edmonton!
 e_bloc: its named after a particular piercing
 JadedCynic: ah, so Northern BC was like avalon peninsula
 BrowneePointz: I miss Aladdin's Castle and Cookies Etc.
 JadedCynic: oh 
 WowoT: 1993 is when woodwards closed
 BrowneePointz: I also miss Hasting's
 Dog_of_Myth: Anybody remember a chain called Media Play? Loved those stores.
 hyralt: Triple-pegged!!
witchy_snake: I remember being a kid and going to when our Zellers was closing down and being sad. Went there so often because everything was cheap.
 JadedCynic: never been, but did see it, @Dog_of_Myth - hindsight, I should've 
 BrowneePointz: Good old Hasting's with it's "Japanimation" VHS section *ages to dust*
 Simonark: I remember Media Play, they were great, upstate NY had them and when we went shoppping in the US it was always the one I tried to get to.
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 JadedCynic: oh gawd, that's what happened 
 witchy_snake: Hey thank you @hyralt !
 hyralt: It was a triple-pegger
 JadedCynic: yep
 JadedCynic: died
 hyralt: @witchy_snake yw
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 BrowneePointz: I also miss Bonanza and Country Kitchen
 JadedCynic: @BrowneePointz gawd yes
 JadedCynic: the bonanza out here was closed for like a decade, and then an asian buffet opened up in the building
epsilon_vee: did all the woolcos out west become walmarts?
 g0blinslide: math? 200
 Suffix: LET'S GO TEAM SAANICH
 JadedCynic: @epsilon_vee Sam Walton's chain might've moved into the empty locations - they did here at the 'Village Mall'
 Suffix: (I believe slightly less, but it's still there)
 e_bloc: inflammation of the crokenoile
 JadedCynic: you mess up the muscles
 JadedCynic: NOICE
 hyralt: what a button flick
 Suffix: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 HadesLeprechaun: can never play PitchCar again
 TheAinMAP:  
 JadedCynic: 'nothin' but net'
 hyralt: nuttin but button
 letsbelgo: canlanders tournmanet
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TawdryToughHamsterPastaThat-Rwu1BJQunl531niw
 Shadwhawk: Steal more bits from Taskmaster!
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: The New Years Treat was so fun
 Diabore: new years treat was great, became a fan of sam in those 2 episodes
 ContingentCat: All the Askmaster bits have been good
 HadesLeprechaun: Alex Horne is perhaps the best at what he does
 Vinewood_OG: Tush push
 NotCainNorAbel: That sounds like what teachers would call kids pushing on the play-ground
 NapalmSideburns: Shots, shots, shots!
 Strebenherz: edging the hole
 hyralt: dang, a hanger that cleared the hogline down hogan's alley
 margieargie: Just rearrange them
 WowoT: ben's shot was a miss
 hyralt: ian got pegged
 Suffix: LET'S GO TEAM SAANICH
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SlickSpunkyPeachBrainSlug-GL_yAqgspOwsvhN-
 hyralt: meaty target on the hogline
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Suffix: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Nice
 hyralt: right on the button
 WriterRaven: \o/
 JadedCynic: HURRAH
 cheshire_creeper: Perfect
 TheAinMAP: 
 Diabore: rimming?
 JadedCynic: 'The Big Tease'
 hyralt: Paul: analysis!
 Lord_Hosk: Thats call the Ulmer shuffle
 Lord_Hosk: Unrelated to Ben
 SkylerRingtail: When something goes in the hole twice? I submit "double penetration"
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KnottyBillowingWitchLitty-AM3nmb2w_iEbtltk
 hypergirlie_hyperpop: @SkylerRingtail i've heard that about you
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 margieargie:    
 WriterRaven: Back to back!
 Suffix:  
 cheshire_creeper: TWO IN A ROW
 TheAinMAP: 
 phoenixfeather14:   
 e_bloc: en fuego
 hyralt: He's the hole whisperer
 Aarek:  
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HelplessThirstyDiscHeyGuys-UxDteY6hTlVF1wGm
   LoadingReadyRun: "Hog Line" was the failed follow up musical to Corus Line
 hyralt: Also a spiritual sequel to Babe
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Vinewood_OG: 
 NotCainNorAbel: BEEJ!
 adept_nekomancer: Coming gently up the hogline
 WriterRaven: BEEJ.
 e_bloc: thats in my dating profile
 RelwinEJ: Flick it long enough, and it'll happen
 Suffix: LET'S GO TEAM SAANICH
 Vinewood_OG:   
 Dog_of_Myth: Heck of a round
 schordash: 
 RatherLargeToad: and an elephant
 hyralt: flick the button
 NotCainNorAbel: a rattler
 PharaohBender27: 
 Himyul: an edger?
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 JadedCynic: 'a temporary twenty'?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 public_key_reveal_party: You could always create the "D 20". No idea what it would be but
 Himyul: imaginary 20
 e_bloc: we could have had it all
 GreyThey: 🤔 LRR20 was already a thing
 PharaohBender27: Oooh, nice
 JadedCynic: not a gun mounted to the traffic QWOPter, but just a handgun Richter somehow holds and fires out the side door while also using both hands to fly...
 hyralt: flick the button
 Suffix: I've been yelling the whole time, Ben.
  Juliamon: the hole beckons
 KeytarCat: Not enough mustard to get in the hole
 hyralt: fill that hogzone
 JadedCynic: it's sign-off time, Kathleen - it wants to go sleep in the satellite dish
 phoenixfeather14: Let's go Team Saanich!!
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Suffix: Nice shot/
 phoenixfeather14: Excellent shot Beej!
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 hyralt: ian with the clown shot
 7gorobei: stuntin'
 NotCainNorAbel: so supportive
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BreakableCrunchyWebTinyFace-kZQdPIZJmbidi6wV
 BrowneePointz: We got Death Star!
 TheAinMAP: 
 JadedCynic: Zadir: "Are you grabbin' my ass?  "
 Lord_Hosk: And I'll form the head... I'll form the head.
 Suffix: LET'S GO TEAM SAANICH
 JadedCynic: oh @LoadingReadyRun - thanks for the 'tiki lounge' b/g music - it's really giving a chill, comfortable vibe to this 
 hyralt: beej with the clownshot
 JadedCynic: 'Bend it like Beej' 
 HorusFive: Beej and his special eyes
 Seth_Erickson: The clip function confirms Beej is correct
 e_bloc:  
 GreyThey: @JadedCynic Or "Bend it Like Brendan"
 WriterRaven: @GreyThey Bend It Like Beejham
 JadedCynic: hic
 hyralt: Beej takes final first, Kathleen with the final hammer
 Seth_Erickson: everyone simply sink all their pieces and we go home real fast
 Suffix: LET'S GO TEAM SAANICH
 WriterRaven: And Beej kisses the side of the hole with his first shot of the round. =P
 hyralt: blasted that hanger
 phoenixfeather14: Let's go Team Saanich!!
 hyralt: BEEJ
 phoenixfeather14: Phrasing!
 e_bloc: words
 Suffix: 
 phoenixfeather14: Go Ben!!
 TheAinMAP: 
 RatherLargeToad: you should get bonus points for the flip
 e_bloc: most
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DelightfulHungryDinosaurSoBayed-h2_uqdDjbPHCr85A
 Vinewood_OG: Always.
 PharaohBender27: I'm not opening Kick even for butts 
 hyralt: That was a circus miss
 PharaohBender27: I've heard too many bad things about the types of folks who use it
 NapalmSideburns: Oh no, we're having a Beejdown
 HorusFive: A Mazing.  Like Beej is actually cursed
 hyralt: A beejdown sounds like a rad dance move
 NapalmSideburns: Who paid that Etsy Witch to curse Beej?
 PharaohBender27: "You wouldn't beat up a guy with cool sunglasses, would you?"
 Suffix: LET'S GO TEAM SAANICH
 hyralt: @NapalmSideburns I paid @witchy_snake
   LoadingReadyRun: magnetic pucks and there are electromagnets under the board that randomly turn on and off
 Lysander_salamander: oegh
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ConcernedHotNeanderthalPeanutButterJellyTime-RG7Dh59OcGDAuIzg
 shendaras: The magnets could be part of your Legacy version.
 hyralt: go for the hogzone
 Seth_Erickson: Beej came in with a vendetta against that pin in particular
 hyralt: Go for the hogan shot
 adept_nekomancer: Diddle it right down the hogline
 Seth_Erickson: 
 hyralt: Yay!!!
 shendaras: 
 margieargie: Perfect!
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 Suffix: FRIENDSHIP!
 phoenixfeather14: Woo!!
 underhill33:   
 WriterRaven: Perfection.
 cheshire_creeper: PERFECTION
 TheAinMAP:   
 Strebenherz:    
 e_bloc: how canadian
 Redbassist: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 - Canadian Friends!
 Suffix: FRIENDSHIP IS WHAT I WANTED ALL ALONG!
 phoenixfeather14:   
 HorusFive:     
 RockPusher:    
 adept_nekomancer:   
 GreyThey: 🎉
 Commodore_Perry_GG:   
 Redbassist: 
 WiJohn:   
 schordash:   
 e_bloc: 235 235
HorusFive subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 86 months!
 HorusFive: What a lovely game
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, HorusFive! (Today's storm count: 52)
 RatherLargeToad: that’s a serious medical condition
 Redbassist: !store
  LRRbot: The LoadingReadyRun store has returned! Merch selection is currently limited but there is more on the way. Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy a thing or two!
 phoenixfeather14: 
 lirazel64: That was lovely.
 schordash:   
 e_bloc: can we wingspan
 Suffix: Maybe some more Dead By Daylight 
 WriterRaven: ribbit 
 PharaohBender27: 969 Hooray for the power of friendship!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LittleBrightAnteaterHotPokket-oc8jW_2DgUCMt2ky
 HorusFive: Ollah?
 lirazel64: 100 100 100 100 100
 hyralt: Can't wait for KCD
 letsbelgo: This game good
 e_bloc: king of what now
 RatherLargeToad: why not Shadowmoor Eclipsed?
 PharaohBender27: But Matt prostelytizes the second game . . .
 hyralt: @e_bloc king of come deliverance
 HorusFive: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DifficultColorfulGazelleRedCoat-dsOmZ9EVHE2bneeh
 e_bloc: @hyralt ah I missed that last word the first time
 Redbassist: Stuff prep
  Juliamon: some very *irritating* stuff
 JadedCynic: RIP Ubisoft Halifax - your union wasn't even a month old.....
 RatherLargeToad: sequel to First Son
  Juliamon: o7
 Redbassist: 
 phoenixfeather14: Parking brake!
 PharaohBender27: Hoo boy
 hyralt: RV there yet, episode 2: why did ben park in a lake?
 Redbassist: Will they get there? Who knows
 TheAinMAP: 
 margieargie: I thought they did pull it out of the lake and immediately physicsed it to death
 adept_nekomancer: "Remember, everybody, we're parked in the lake"
 hyralt: IMO, whatever you eat first in the day breaks your fast
 RatherLargeToad: had frogs, is good 
 PharaohBender27:  !
 margieargie:   !
 HorusFive:  Day
 TheAinMAP: 
CaKnuckleguy subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 22 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
 CaKnuckleguy: Sure, why not. MOAR
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, CaKnuckleguy! (Today's storm count: 53)
 hyralt: I like sniping subs
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 TheAinMAP:  
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 Redbassist:   
 RockPusher:   
 hyralt: Thank you for streaming!
 PharaohBender27: 
 Suffix: Excellent times!
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Vinewood_OG:   
 lirazel64: Fix that post!
 ContingentCat: Byeee thanks all  
 stephan_31_: G 0
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