TimeToFry: Ken looks weird
TXC2: TimeToFry it's not Ken
therepoman__: DAMN
saucemaster5000: LMAO
TXC2: now that's a beast mode
saucemaster5000: hell yeh
loufghyslaufey: Take them to MEMPHIS, Nelson! We take those!!
Mr_Horrible: #HUNGRY
therepoman__: FEED ME MORE
TheFreak013: Feed me more? When did Ryback get here?
TimeToFry: Damn, Nelso is good as hell
loufghyslaufey: Pffft, what?
saucemaster5000: rising taco!
TXC2: op's Sensei is letting them go all out just this once
therepoman__: Good shit Nelly
saucemaster5000: good sheez
TXC2: !next
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TheMerricat: talking sim in 10 min
Zaneysed: Make Talking Sim play some SF lol
loufghyslaufey: "King of Deliveries?" <(=w=)>
TXC2: ending the day on a 2 win streak
Mr_Horrible: thinky stinky
itsaysTRUENO: 🎶 don't end up in the corner, dont say i didn't warn ya 🎶
Mr_Horrible: definitely still feels like your general awareness is leveling up fast
Mr_Horrible: you're getting so good at checks and confirms so quickly
TXC2: thanks for streaming Adam and Nelson
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Aceviru: lrrSHINE
therepoman__: Frogs are gone sajamAaaa
Mr_Horrible: after Adam's posts about bison come out Kappa
kid_flashionable: They can only cancel if they beat you in a SF6 tourney
Mr_Horrible: first one?
saucemaster5000: Me, the frog, staying in the pond
TXC2: the knight gay game
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Mr_Horrible: who's ready for some grim fairy tales? sinuuSmug
TXC2: Mr_Horrible no that's Eldraine Kappa
loufghyslaufey: Ben said his is.... "Crack'd?"
itira: Adam beats Wheeler arc when
TXC2: !events
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Thefluffiestguineapig: If you draw your entire deck that's the goal right?
Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 lorwyn megaaHandshake eldraine: "Goddammit, Oko"
KWardJenx: Thansk so much!
therepoman__: Thanks for the stream gamers
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, lads
TXC2: Mr_Horrible yes :D
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loufghyslaufey: Ulmer Ben, back when he was live
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loufghyslaufey: @Mr_Horrible "Somehow Oko never left..."
TXC2: Oona, 40 years ago: "I am gonna make an Oko that is so toxic"
Mr_Horrible: @loufghyslaufey lol
loufghyslaufey: @Mr_Horrible I mean, how long ago was "Thunder Junction," kind of a meh Plane name, unless an Airplane...?
Juliamon: lrrSIG
TXC2: CONTACT
loufghyslaufey: Somehow game delivers more than "Chivalrance..."
hyralt: To the task! Huzzah!
loufghyslaufey: I should glancd at the showcase Secret Lairs UB is trying to excuse in the game
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
goombalax: Kingdom Come Deliverance II: Come Again
innerbeard: Clicked the stream with 0:06 left on the countdown lets go
TXC2: here we GO!
Thefluffiestguineapig: As I sit here playing Silksong
loufghyslaufey: Sup?
TXC2: Hello Cori and Matt
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RandomTrivia: lrrMATT lrrCORI !
ghizmou: a wild matthew appeared
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hyralt: @goombalax yw
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RandomTrivia: Ah yes, I love Salking Timulator
hyralt: ST? Simulator Talking
loufghyslaufey: Ha
innerbeard: Kingdom come to topic
MenomeAlice: As this is Talking Sim, will this be a stream where we can talk properly about how a Good Game can be made by some Bad People and Gamers will fall over themselves to excuse if Game is Good?
hyralt: Oh! I thought we were playing KCD based on yesterday's announcement
RandomTrivia: lrrAWW
hyralt: KCD2 let's gooooooooo
TXC2: no gay? boooo
RandomTrivia: I feel missold
TXC2: 2 kingdom, 2 come
ghizmou: Matt, would you say KH2 is 2025 second hottest gay fiction romance
innerbeard: Have you played the first one, either of you?
DrLigmaPhD: An extremely large goose too
ghizmou: not KH2, KC:D 2
hyralt: @innerbeard I too would like to know the answer to this question
Coloneljesus: this is matt's blorbo game, i've heard
Mai_Andra: ablumin, like an onion lrrPistachio
innerbeard: we know what you mean
loufghyslaufey: Wait, what?
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goombalax: its interesting you brought up bad examples because later on in the game theres a bad example
RandomTrivia: Oh good, real people
Invitare: on MY Talking Sim?
loufghyslaufey: I thought they meant they were playjng the first of the two?
innerbeard: Thanks @hyralt !
loufghyslaufey: A lot?
hyralt: @innerbeard yw!
DrLigmaPhD: Oh to be/have a gay lil' knight boy
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loufghyslaufey: gabeN Knight
RandomTrivia: Oof
RandomTrivia: Wow, this mode IS realistic!
Strebenherz: Amazing
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is just like real life!
innerbeard: Adam's ears perked up somewhere
RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHAHA
RandomTrivia: GAME GOOD
Thefluffiestguineapig: hahahahahhahah
DrLigmaPhD: Hangry/picky seems like the most vicious combo
Anaerin: !show override talksim
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrLUL That's AMAZING
TheMerricat: Sweaty Shy Pigfaced.
hyralt: I'm nearly done a normal run of KCD2, I'm excited to see the demerits in hardcore because I'm planning to do hardcore next
TXC2: DrLigmaPhD yes, it's me IRL :p
Anaerin: !show override talkingsim
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DrLigmaPhD That's some of the autistics who lost the trait lottery
RandomTrivia: Don't wanna talk to people, and people don't wanna talk to you due to stinky
TheMerricat: So I'm assuming this is set in 'reality'. And not a fantasy world given the names. :D
DrLigmaPhD: @Thefluffiestguineapig I am so sorry for those who suffer that combo IRL
innerbeard: when did we get guns
hyralt: "Reality" being reality, but modified to be more fun
ConspiracyOfCartographers: weeny pavises!
TXC2: when does Jan Zsika, the only Bohemian I know of, show up? :p
Thefluffiestguineapig: jI think this game is set in a "semi realistic" Medieval period?
hyralt: @innerbeard this is around the first use of black powder in warfare
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 The only Bohemians I know are from many hundreds of years in the future
OldUncleDan: Godwin is here to lay down his LAW!!!!!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: The BUCKET oh NO
ghizmou: not the other kind of daddy either
RandomTrivia: Wheeeee!
hyralt: Henry already has 2 dads, he doesn't need Godwin to be a third dad
innerbeard: parents were "resolved" in the first game iirc
TXC2: it's tre-bouquet Kappa
Juliamon: That was.... lucky
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that shot is PREPOSTEROUS
JadedCynic: that's where the workings to close that were
Invitare: God's will, obviously
JadedCynic: @Invitare indeed
JadedCynic: quarrels or bolts yeah
DrLigmaPhD: He uses the word of the lord
ghizmou: that s why he has to make it counts, just 1 bolt
TXC2: quivers are what you keep arrows in
Thefluffiestguineapig: Good title, very auspicious lrrLUL
hyralt: @TXC2 push the ladder!!
innerbeard: Not playing as the main character? Definitely going to die
OldUncleDan: Forgive me Father, for I have MURDERED!!!!!!!
DrLigmaPhD: Do you hear someone chanting "Grond!"?
hyralt: hehehehehe....yessss....burnnnnn
RandomTrivia: Matt, it's unlike you to be disappointed by a bunch of hot guys lrrBEEJ
TXC2: follow the D
TXC2: you're supposed to pull the ladders in
DrLigmaPhD: Sicily has one
OldUncleDan: And some of them are from Praha.
hyralt: @DrLigmaPhD beat me to it
hyralt: Triskeles is the term for 3 interlocking symbols or legs
ghizmou: anything's a word if you're a poet
hyralt: Anything's a word if it's understood, poet or no
TXC2: it's a word if people understand what you mean when you say it
DrLigmaPhD: @hyralt But is the Kligon symbol a triskele?
OldUncleDan: "You me and the boyz... Get together and MAKE SOME NOIZE!!!!!!"
innerbeard: bowth
kusinohki: meows
RandomTrivia: It's a very loud horse jacket
hyralt: @DrLigmaPhD Rotational symmetry seems to be important for triskeles, so I think: no
OldUncleDan: That horse is covered in mustard!
Thefluffiestguineapig: That would take a lot of training to make them tolerate it
kusinohki: kingdom come? have they split cpt atom yet??
DrLigmaPhD: Al dente
hyralt: @kusinohki I recognize that meow from the crokinole stream!
TXC2: yes.....women
RandomTrivia: Gotta make the action figures kiss
innerbeard: Is this the lordling from the first game? I only played a bit of it
hyralt: Females!
kusinohki: @hyralt it's basically my standard greeting. too many ppl misunderstood "miya!"
JadedCynic: Heated Rivalry - medieval edition
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TheAwkes: There are two kinds of games. Games where the first mission is easy and straight forward, and games where the first mission is a disaster that sets up everything that will happen to you for the next several dozen hours. Guess which one this is!
goombalax: its only a model
JadedCynic: (s'only a model)
hyralt: @kusinohki Greetings!
kusinohki: thank you!
RandomTrivia: benginBark
Valkryir: my surprise when I learn that's a real castle irl'
Valkryir: with the big rocks and all
hyralt: @innerbeard yes, same lordling from the first game
TXC2: I'm going back in time to stop the writers of Richy Rich for that pun :p
hyralt: Capon is so annoying....but I really grew to love him
goombalax: I wonder how far into generational wealth you have to get for the family name to just become "Rich"
Mai_Andra: as we ride directly into a narrow mountain pass
kusinohki: well, first you marry into the Moneybags family...
Easilycrazyhat: Thankfully captions were invented in the first century
JadedCynic: Ah, the Lethal Weapon trope
TXC2: also are we meant to be English, or is there translation convention happening, and we're Czech ?
yonder_peasant: yeah, czecg
yonder_peasant: h
TXC2: oooo neat
hyralt: Yes, Henry and Hans are Czech. There's lots of non-Czechs in the game
OldUncleDan: Wouldn't they be from the Praha City-State?
hyralt: Henry is from Stalitz
goombalax: well my master is a member of the League of Legends, Master Yi
hyralt: Skalitz*
JadedCynic: whups
accountmadeforants: The wordiest "You wanna fight? Are we fighting? Well are we? I think we are!"
hyralt: I don't even remember what I picked for this question. I think it only affects your initial stats
OldUncleDan: "Stinky" Henry from Stalitz.
JadedCynic: also your AUDIENCE might factor which skill is best to use
innerbeard: I love that you're a stinky, socially awkward peace envoy who may or may not sleep walk into places he shouldn't
OldUncleDan: In none of that have I heard the word "please."
hyralt: @JadedCynic As is evidenced by this guy's ridiculous reaction
hyralt: You could absolutely make it to Trosky by nightfall....
TXC2: I suspect these boys are camp even after daybreak Kappa
hyralt: ha
Easilycrazyhat: The boys are idiots
innerbeard: I feel like he is being WAY too pleasant
innerbeard: feels unnatural
hyralt: @Easilycrazyhat The boys are precious
RandomTrivia: O_o
hyralt: Drinking and swimming are especially good in combination with....females!
innerbeard: ESPECIALLY YOU, HENRY
DrLigmaPhD: I always get sloshed at the pool
RandomTrivia: benginBark benginBark benginBark
RockPusher: tqsBORK mattlrBork2
kusinohki: is bashful extra hardcore mode then??
RandomTrivia: Mission one: pet the dog
RandomTrivia: I love this game already
hyralt: No, boys don't fight :(
hyralt: The best way to a man's heart is with a sword
DrLigmaPhD: Me neither, Cori
goombalax: "swordplay"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Who knows!
RandomTrivia: Seems like we don't need to be good at romance, he's doing it for us
kusinohki: I don't know how to romance. *sigh*
innerbeard: Is this really only like 2 months after the first game?
TheAwkes: It was one hell of a two months, though.
hyralt: This tutorial is such info overload
glitched_goddess: guarding his body
hyralt: put on your hat
TXC2: hecking menus batman
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hyralt: I love the gothic cathedral-esque menu aesthetic
Thefluffiestguineapig: Quilted hose because as an equestrian trying to ride with normal hose your legs would have no skin
RandomTrivia: Dog status: good
hyralt: 63 is base 51 is with some modifiers, because you can see it's coloured red
accountmadeforants: That's a good menu
iris_of_ether: We get a dog!?
hyralt: You get a mutt
TXC2: a rocket propelled grenade, seems a bit OP for the 1400's
RandomTrivia: E D
RandomTrivia: benginPet
RandomTrivia: Excellent doggo
innerbeard: EAT THE DANDELION, DOGGO
RockPusher: mattlrPuppyeyes
iris_of_ether: benginPet
RandomTrivia: YESSSSSS
RandomTrivia: 15/10 game of the year
Juliamon: good dog
RockPusher: benginPet
innerbeard: but bashful
hyralt: But....but...Henry is BASHFUL
iris_of_ether: Imagine talking
RockPusher: So who gets saddled hauling that pot around?
RandomTrivia: Confirmed these people piss
hyralt: There aren't no wey tha dog is gobblin mah last sausage
Juliamon: wink wink
Mai_Andra: I suspect there is no chance of any of that happening.
RandomTrivia: "opens doors"
ghizmou: he opens doors and other closed things
RandomTrivia: OUTSTANDING
hyralt: Sausage: gobbled
TheAwkes: The true feeding-mutt experience involves a lot of wild game rolling down gentle slopes with mutt slowly following behind.
accountmadeforants: Sausage gobbling and swordfighting
TXC2: accountmadeforants what any man desires Kappa
Valkryir: omg hansry really was right from the get go
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why are they sparring in full armor? That's why these two are winded?
TXC2: a wood sword still hurts, so armour is good protection
RockPusher: Our sweatiness will be legendary
RandomTrivia: Right in the kisser
TXC2: also, given that they may need to fight FOR HOURS in armour, training in it makes sense
hyralt: @RandomTrivia No! Henry needs that kisser for later
innerbeard: Two-way tutorial
RockPusher: I see someone likes to watch
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher Or just can't afford their own weapons
hyralt: I think everyone enjoys watching Henry take his sword to Lord Capon
yonder_peasant: i found the combat in part one super clanky, this looks nicer
glitched_goddess: I like how they base it on actual medieval martial arts
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glitched_goddess: ty <3
TXC2: devs got some HEMA experts in it seems
hyralt: @glitched_goddess yw! The swordfighting really reminds me of that one sword guy on Youtube
hyralt: Just guys being dudes. History will say Henry and Hans were very good roommates
n3ther: ohohoho
n3ther: :D
Thefluffiestguineapig: So you kill your liver for levels?
hyralt: Ugh, Peshek
yonder_peasant: haha, wink wink
Marvoleath: Oh, so it's not the 1st game after all
innerbeard: "Whole world turns around wenches, right Henry" cuts to visibly uncomfortable gay man with a thin line of a smile
hyralt: Yes! Someone did the math and found that schnapps is the best alcohol per unit of nourishment in the game. Best for quick leveling your drinking.
RockPusher: "not interested" vs "not telling" is a nice distinction to give you the option for
Marvoleath: I like the stealth option "I was with you the whole time, just behind you" :D
n3ther: @hyralt that's great LUL
HorusFive: "Time off? Sounds like treason"
yonder_peasant: i went hard on the flower picking in the first game, eventually you can level up your strength stat from all the squats do picking flowers
hyralt: Be careful of the alcoholic debuff though
innerbeard: a day or two (foreshadowing)
hyralt: @yonder_peasant oh there's a perk for leveling strength while picking flowers in this game. I think it's called "leg day"
accountmadeforants: Lmao
yonder_peasant: yeah it's the same! i love it
RockPusher: remember, lift with your legs, not with your back!
TXC2: squats for the front, deadlifts for the back
accountmadeforants: Deus Ex was considered a simulation game, so I'd say it qualifies
TheAwkes: Hashtag ImSim
yonder_peasant: oh yeah, dungeon siege was great
RockPusher: Now I want to see Cori playing Probably Archery :P
hyralt: This game feels more like a simulation than Skyrim. I think it's a spectrum.
doctoraddams: Home decorating is the core mechanic of all Elder Scrolls
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margieargie: @doctoraddams Except Daggerfall, which is a dress-up game
RandomTrivia: He has *at least* two dads!
doctoraddams: @margieargie XD
Valkryir: with loaded dice
RockPusher: Oh My!
Valkryir: I think the mechanic was meant to sneak the cheaty dice in but nevere quite worked
RandomTrivia: Pffffft :D
n3ther: group play??
hyralt: @RandomTrivia If Henry plays his cards right, Hans could be his daddy too. Of the sugar variety.
Augerboh: In the first game there was a agility perk for cheating the dice.
n3ther: in my video game
sirsurreal00: wsp guys
RandomTrivia: Something something writers who use subtext etc
DrLigmaPhD: Fellas help me bathe with my bodyguard
sirsurreal00: !followage
sirsurreal00: bro
doctoraddams: Clinking armours?
TXC2: hello sirsurreal00 welcome
n3ther: pls fellas I must bathe with my fellow man
Juliamon: oh yikes those textures
RandomTrivia: That grass is having a time
hyralt: Mail is like a weighted blanket but wearable
n3ther: some animations LUL
TXC2: QUAFF QUAFF QUAFF
RandomTrivia: Just two bros in idyllic scenery
GedankenPalast_: Yea screen space reflections...
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
n3ther: jhahaa
RockPusher: gabyLul
n3ther: oh you don't know what could happen
hyralt: Females!!
JKBalch: There are plenty of fish in the lake
Juliamon: But you ARE in it...
RandomTrivia: Uh
RandomTrivia: oh no
GedankenPalast_: yikes!
DrLigmaPhD: Ferengi-ass moment
Strebenherz: Ferengi voice, FEEEMALES
doctoraddams: "I was hoping that, before I retire on't morrow, I see some character development that needn't be caused by tragedy!"
n3ther: @Strebenherz exactly
n3ther: important gameplay mhm
Strebenherz: @DrLigmaPhD Okay yeah same thought, like the way they said it
TXC2: it's only ok to say females if it rhymes with tamales Kappa
RandomTrivia: oh no, what a shame, however will we cope
maybe_games: @TXC2 perfect
glitched_goddess: @TXC2 …I want tamales now…
Strebenherz: This shit is how you get leeches
DrLigmaPhD: Ain't this a scene in Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
RandomTrivia: I'm not sure if we need to fuck this guy or punch him or possibly one after the other
TXC2: DrLigmaPhD sure is
RockPusher: Just a frog m'lady
Strebenherz: What happens if you throw it at them or just fumble it
IslandersCaper: island145Fhi
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
hyralt: Capon is so annoying....but also cute.
Strebenherz: @RandomTrivia LUL
doctoraddams: That girl has a promising future as a town guard
TXC2: they're naked for the time period
RockPusher: and now… anime
accountmadeforants: The streets are at it again x2
hyralt: Not the horse! Pebbles is the best!
RandomTrivia: It's a good job they're still wearing their armour from the horse ride oh wait nope
Strebenherz: Are their friends really dying while they're off peeping. DID THEY LIVE CAUSE THEY WERE PEEPIN
DrLigmaPhD: If that dog is injured I will enter the game myself with a glock
doctoraddams: "Noooooo, my nest egg urgh~"
Marvoleath: No more monk career for that guy
hyralt: @Strebenherz They live to peep another day
n3ther: RUN in the water
n3ther: RUN lol
ghizmou: face is the place
TXC2: I mean, I wouldn't call someone trying to prevent a rape a dumbass :p
glitched_goddess: better than he deserved
n3ther: yes but what was he gonna do naked and with no gear
hyralt: Katherine provided a diversion while the NPC women got away
Strebenherz: Fear and pissing yourself
Strebenherz: Adds to swim speed
accountmadeforants: Oh dear
raulghoulia: thatll buff out
accountmadeforants: I love the constant "Oh shit", "Oh fuck"
accountmadeforants: Realistic guy talk
JKBalch: He was using that as a rudder, now he can't steer and swim
doctoraddams: It's okay, it's just the model! It'll fade away!
Easilycrazyhat: They're both dumbasses.
raulghoulia: brand new technology. headless bolts
RockPusher: it's not like it has been soaking in bracken water or anything
RandomTrivia: Some good trombone going on there
accountmadeforants: Break technology
TXC2: !break
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TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Matt
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sleep well TXC2
RandomTrivia: Night TXC2, take care! sergeModLove
hyralt: Welcome back!
RandomTrivia: I mean, this game definitely plays like a visual novel
hyralt: Two separate quest givers died after I "helped" them. It really hit me when I saw it happen. :(
RockPusher: Game more interested in the narrative than the gore
GedankenPalast_: Oh, so I have to leave now...as I'm not at that point of the game
Easilycrazyhat: Oh, we're time jumping?
hyralt: Yeah, this is a flash forward to later in the game
hyralt: Zizek has the amazing moustache
Thefluffiestguineapig: The one eyed guy?
RockPusher: bombard!
hyralt: One eye, one moustache, yes
Invitare: Cool technology
RockPusher: let's hope it explodes
RandomTrivia: lrrCOW
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW
RockPusher: that was unreasonably accurate for a bombard
DrLigmaPhD: Baja blast canno
RandomTrivia: Oof
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
hyralt: @RockPusher Later in the game the bombard comes up again and it's realistically inaccurate for narrative reasons
RockPusher: not doing it that way you won't lrrBEEJ
Thefluffiestguineapig: And with your back that SUCKS
Invitare: oh no it's Skyrim
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrLUL
Vinewood_OG: So you're finally woke
Easilycrazyhat: Look, wooden wagons are a popular mode of transportation ;p
hyralt: I really need to give my Henry a nice beard like that
doctoraddams: Damn, we could have been halfway to Hammerfell by now...
RockPusher: So when does flying, fire breathing, Thomas the Tank Engine show up?
hyralt: That man has pants on his head
Strebenherz: Poof
hyralt: Rude
Makhiel: oh fudge is that Marek Vašut?
RandomTrivia: Hey, we need that!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Considering how influential Skyrim is if it wasn't at least a visual reference I would be shocked
hyralt: We were using that twink!
RockPusher: sing for me my angel of music!
Invitare: all according to keikaku
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also if these were hostages they wouldn't be tortured, in the Medieval period hostages weren't tortured
yonder_peasant: bib fortuna!
Easilycrazyhat: Bib Fortuna Iuvat
hyralt: @Thefluffiestguineapig They only took Hans hostage, because he's a noble. These are commoners worth nothing.
hyralt: Though I think Zizek was also a noble, but he's kinda fallen into banditry
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hyralt Thank you for clarifying, my history masters is showing (pushes glasses into skull)
doctoraddams: Woo, Lichtenstein mentioned
hyralt: @Thefluffiestguineapig I hope it shows more often! I love all the historical stuff in this game
hyralt: History will say Erik was his "son"
RockPusher: A world of gay you say?
Thefluffiestguineapig: City states were a big deal in this period, basically all of Italy were city states until literally the late 1880's
DrLigmaPhD: That's not nicely
Thefluffiestguineapig: I forget the exact date of Italian unification
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hyralt: @Thefluffiestguineapig The Italian court comes up later. Something about a papal legate.
doctoraddams: Not the repair hammer!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hyralt Technically that would only be the Papal legate, there is no "italian court"
hyralt: -shrug- they talk about the papal legate coming to visit the Italian court in Kuttenburg
Valkryir: The italian court is a palace in kuttenberg
hyralt: yeah, that
Valkryir: and is the royal mint iirc
RockPusher: hehehe Fail
DrLigmaPhD: Noted
doctoraddams: Clippers nooooooooo! This really is Elder Scrolls
doctoraddams: Calippers*
hyralt: Never give up! Never concede!
Makhiel: yo, Brno mentioned
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hyralt Which is a big deal, sorry that was the history masters showing. the modern idea of the nation state doesn't exist and Italy is a perfect example. Florence is it's own country until literally the 1880's
Thefluffiestguineapig: As are many other Italian cities
rosesmcgee: "Next time, I pick the resort"
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Papal legate to these people is the equivalent of a visiting head of state though
hyralt: It's Katherine!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Which Katherine?
Thefluffiestguineapig: What year is this?
hyralt: That Katherine!
hyralt: 1403
hyralt: I think
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, so we are fairly close to my wheelhouse
Easilycrazyhat: Guard is so seepy
hyralt: Zizek and Katherine def have chemistry. I'd ship them.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hyralt To another country clearly lrrBEEJ
RockPusher: tqsIrene tqsIrene tqsIrene
hyralt: @Thefluffiestguineapig Hah, nah. Just to Kuttenberg.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I assume this priest went on crusade
DrLigmaPhD: It do be like that laughing with busted ribs
hyralt: @Thefluffiestguineapig He certainly fought in Kosovo
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hyralt There was technically a Crusade in that area against a set of heresies but I don't remember the years
hyralt: Yes good, the armour will make the stealth easier
Valkryir: Hussite wars are a bit after
Easilycrazyhat: I definitely crawled out of this stage with all the loot I could carry XD
Valkryir: but yeah, He liked what Hus was putting down
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hyralt: Yes, I got a fun ending where I assassinated King Sigismund and prevented the Hussite wars. I don't think that ending is canon though.
RockPusher: *wosh wosh*
RockPusher: wouldn't want our stench to give us away
PMAvers: henry just walking around the room going 'woof woof woof bow wow wow"
doctoraddams: You must increase your friendship level with The Trough to wash more
RockPusher: ♫ loot that body ♫
hyralt: I watched a nice video comparing it to the real remains of Trosky castle. Looked like they made it pretty accurate.
hyralt: Istvan is for sure Erik's daddy
Boopity: Hey chat, Matt an Cori. Are we yearning yet??
Coloneljesus: wait, this game is woke?!
hyralt: History is woke
loufghyslaufey: Eh.
Thefluffiestguineapig: These people have always existed, and it was a matter of the types and level of tolerance depending on the era
hyralt: Whew....I don't remember those guards being there
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Victorians destroyed and edited so many records of things
JKBalch: Can you depopulate the castle?
hyralt: I depopulated everyone except for the guard down in the courtyard
hyralt: That was the scribe's room and artist's studio
SquareDotCube: does he get uncle'd
hyralt: Alchemy room
hyralt: Always more up
RandomTrivia: Mmmm, dramatic
Easilycrazyhat: Storms are cool, yknow?
JKBalch: *dramatic thunderclap covers the clapping of our asscheeks*
RandomTrivia: How will we know what he's feeling without the weather?
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hyralt: Do it
Boopity: Honor? Who is she
InconsiderateHat: Me over here appreciating the details of this man's doublet as it gets covered in blood
KeytarCat: bc fuck him, that's why!
RandomTrivia: Out the window? Surely he's going out the window
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: YEEAAHHH There we go
Boopity: That's why they were open :D
DrLigmaPhD: Hilarious last wrds
niccus: ya hoo hoo hoo hooie
RockPusher: "A good man will kill you with hardly a word."
Mr_Horrible: today's word is "defenestration"
empyreon: FallDamage
RandomTrivia: And chekhov's windows have been fired
Coloneljesus: doo-a-dool
SquareDotCube: "that was a very expensive window"
hyralt: That's daddy Martin's sword.
Valkryir: which dad's swoard? Yes
Easilycrazyhat: One dad made it, the other dad owns it
TheAinMAP: RPGEpicSword
hyralt: Oh good point
hyralt: I just think of it as Martin's sword since it was his masterwork
RandomTrivia: The swords on the wall are free, you can just take them
SquareDotCube: Cori just wants to throw swords
JKBalch: Just throw the swords as distractions
eff_the_bard: Bayonetta was really unfair about its cutscenes, it was from the era where cutscenes were full of QTEs so you couldn't take a breathers between stretches high-octane action
Easilycrazyhat: @RandomTrivia And if anyone tries to stop you, just hit 'em with it!
Boopity: Breese
SquareDotCube: cheesy bread
Coloneljesus: Chead
DrLigmaPhD: It's chead
hyralt: Those potions were really useful after I chose the duel option....Istvan kicked my ass
TheAinMAP: HyperCheese
Thefluffiestguineapig: I thought it had the texture of bread?
KeytarCat: Burger shoes!
Easilycrazyhat: I played the next section on hard mode because I refused to drop my loot XD
RandomTrivia: Surely we don't need *all* those swords...
hyralt: Do you want to equip your fathers' sowrd?
Boopity: LUL
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
hyralt: hell yeah
Easilycrazyhat: Knowledge, the greatest treasure of all
JKBalch: that reminds me of all the sausages dropping in Alex's Staker playthrough
hyralt: Talking about the maiden and the crone just reminds me of the wild quest to banish all the devils in the fireplaces.
hyralt: Wow, good eyes Cori
xVoxtric: baathe
Boopity: Henry, you're muted!
hyralt: Oh, Cori, you sweet summer child.
Jensling: Secret tunnel? Through the mountain?
RandomTrivia: Wow the beginning of Tears of the Kingdom looks very different on Switch 2 lrrBEEJ
DrLigmaPhD: Godwin got some swagger in his step
hyralt: There can't POSSIBLY be any more stealth
Boopity: It was a very quick, efficient kill!
hyralt: @Jensling Secret, secret, secret, secret TUNNEL!
ShaneLeeAtk: So cozy!
Boopity: Caves are famously safe
Jensling: @hyralt strug4Wiggle strug4Wiggle strug4Wiggle
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Jensling: thansk @hyralt lrrSHINE
hyralt: yw <3
hyralt: They have some fun dialogue about the origin story of the minotaur
hyralt: Mildly saucy
RandomTrivia: "Skip a bit, Brother"
Easilycrazyhat: *Skip Advertisements*
Marvoleath: Dalmacia is Croatia
badhaiku: Woah you got here kinda fast??
hyralt: This stealth section kicked my ass worse than Istvan
Easilycrazyhat: It only has two towers and is shockingly hard to navigate.
hyralt: You could stop and ask someone for directions. :)
hyralt: lol
RandomTrivia: :D
Boopity: LUL
hyralt: That was a jump scare!
n3ther: :O
hyralt: No fair, that guy's camping
Invitare: but that only works on bathing women
RandomTrivia: Oops
Easilycrazyhat: Those red circles are good, right?
hyralt: Ahh, brings me right back to my playthrough
RandomTrivia: Welp
Boopity: LUL
RandomTrivia: jlrrFall
SquareDotCube: "gurgles in blood"
Boopity: Died on her own terms, iconic
TheAinMAP: benginRip
KeytarCat: I wish drinking saved my game
Invitare: "We're looking for two men." "Hey, I was robbed by two men"
Marvoleath: drinking can be fast travel, kinda
Boopity: That depends :D Most of the time it just advances time
hyralt: I swear I saw a J on your compass a moment ago
TheWooglie: Jouth or Jest
SquareDotCube: and a giant... pheasant
Marvoleath: just follow the chicken's stare
Invitare: I'm surprised you can't see that giant bird from here
Boopity: @SquareDotCube That's just the geography of Bohemia
hyralt: It's Jorg!
hyralt: Sorry, Jika!
JKBalch: K now, what's next... L?
Invitare: "I'm the guy that just unbound you"
Boopity: I definitely pronounced Mika similar to Miku in my head
ghizmou: have you noted this down chat?
JKBalch: @Boopity Hatsune Mika is having a rough tour
Invitare: "eagle-wait no"
hyralt: @JKBalch Wouldn't you know it, L does come after J
hyralt: I tried to pick up that torch too
hyralt: I wish you could douse lights in this game
JKBalch: Put his helmet on the torch, surely that would work
hyralt: Then the torch wouldn't notice you stealing, like in Skyrim
hyralt: The light/dark stealth in this game feels good
Easilycrazyhat: This is going well XD
hyralt: Owwie, he pinged you right on the knuckles
Thefluffiestguineapig: It would depend on what you were stinkie with TBH
RockPusher: so my joke about washing to be less stinky for stealth was actually accurate
hyralt: Who needs stealth when you have a SWORD
RockPusher: well played game
hyralt: It's really hard to get the stealth kill while they're moving
Easilycrazyhat: "Oof, ouch, my meats."
hyralt: I needed those meats!
hyralt: NICE
hyralt: Flawless stealth kill
Marvoleath: first try
hyralt: "We've got a ways to go" I honestly don't know how you can tell
hyralt: Most importantly: a man who is not moving
Boopity: This is just making me acutely aware that I am incapable of navigating with a map in real life
hyralt: Ripe for the plucking
Boopity: So... is the Speak prompt a bug or is it a function we haven't used yet?
hyralt: It's def a bug
Boopity: Ah, alright
hyralt: "Speak" is supposed to pop up in certain circumstances, but it's stuck now for some reason
hyralt: Checking my progress on the map: yep, that's a map alright
e_bloc: I can check my progress. or a map
Boopity: Yeah, I figured :D But also I've heard that this game makes some pretty unconventional design choices, so I wondered whether there was more to it
Gekyouryuu: rooooooock sand
e_bloc: has our kingdom come yet
Boopity: @e_bloc On stream???
hyralt: It's coming
e_bloc: so we're just diddling in the middle like last night
RandomTrivia: The deliverance window was too small and we weren't at home
hyralt: Invisible wall!
niccus: we've had a boy blaster at least
hyralt: I ran into the same thing
Easilycrazyhat: Yeah, the one part of this section I dislike is the invisible walls :\
hyralt: Exactly, I tried to bypass all the pathing NPCs and just discovered that it wasn't allowed. Very immersion breaking.
Boopity: Smh the map has the time to chart an extra pheasant but not these walls Kappa
e_bloc: invisible walls seem unimaginative
Marvoleath: The invisible wall is probably so you dont wonder off too far from the quest area
Marvoleath: if you overshoot
hyralt: For sure
Marvoleath: *wander
Boopity: Somehow Cori and Matt trying to navigate using this map is very compelling stream content to me :D
e_bloc: if I get stuck I'm supposed to find some random knight
Boopity: Not so cozy anymore :(
Gekyouryuu: an arpeggio?
e_bloc: got some young thomas dolby vibes there
Boopity: Girl, you got pushed out a window, don't come for us
e_bloc: defenestration
hyralt: Now the defenestration is even
ghizmou: it seemed higher with our eyes closed
e_bloc: we all know defenestration is always best of 3
Strebenherz: horse poops
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Boopity: Great
SquareDotCube: It's more fun to watch someone crash a horse into a tree in RDR2. Or, you know, watch as Arthur gets flung over a waterfall
RandomTrivia: There sure are a lot of Proper Nouns flying around
Boopity: Realistic horse behavior
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Boopity: @RandomTrivia Those are probably all real historical towns
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BearFanks: HeyGuys
e_bloc: do you think hinge would let me put 'one-eyed demon of vengence' in my profile
Strebenherz: LUL
itira: 'he rode-'
Red_Dead_Monkey: Not good that the Game got bored as well
krunderson: it's always nice to see a hot dog emoge
CuddlyCatDad: has thy will been done?
hyralt: Suchdol castle is kinda dinky compared to Trosky
Marvoleath: I mean, Suchdol roughly translates to "dry hole" afaik
e_bloc: cori being a literal size queen complaining about castle size
hyralt: Dirty Jobst
Boopity: @e_bloc It's not about size, it's about how you use it Kappa
e_bloc: @Boopity having a nice turret helps though
Boopity: I think that falls under how you use it
Marvoleath: Can you still steal people's pajamas in this one?
Marvoleath: I know you could mess with ppl that way in the 1st game
hyralt: You can attack most NPCs though. And also NPCs can attack NPCs. I was riding up to a quest giver and didn't notice I'd attracted the attention of some bandits. Suddenly the quest giver valiantly defends me, and instantly dies. That finished that branch of the quest right quick.
Boopity: @Marvoleath Wait, what do you mean mess with people LUL Did the NPC logic like break or something?
Red_Dead_Monkey: NOT FINE
Marvoleath: @Boopity I mean, they wanted to change into their pajamas to go to sleep, but they were not there
Vinewood_OG: Rolled Mold
hyralt: Oh no, Cori is speedrunning another non-canon ending
e_bloc: let it settle
Marvoleath: @Marvoleath or, you could wait for them to change to pjs and then steal their normal clothes, so they would walk around in pjs whole day
Boopity: @Marvoleath Amazing
hyralt: Food poisoning, exactly
hyralt: This scene was also immersion breaking because they brought food for Zizek and Katherine, but ignored Henry :(
hyralt: Silence is golden
hyralt: Zizek, that scoundrel
hyralt: Ohhh, that question backfired
Boopity: So, because the name bothered me: apparently Dry Devil is "Suchý Čert" in Czech, and that sounds so much better, even though it is a direct translation :D Čert is a Slavic mythological creature that's somewhat equivalent to the devil, but still distinct nonetheless
Strebenherz: every perk, title glue huffer unlocked
e_bloc: her name is katherine
Boopity: I wish that's how barbers worked in real life
loufghyslaufey: How long has the time dialation passed after the... prison break?
Strebenherz: they take all the leftover hair people cut off and just.. glue it on
Boopity: @Strebenherz That's just a wig with _fewer_ steps Kappa
hyralt: @loufghyslaufey It was ambiguous. It just said "some time later"
Strebenherz: THE VOICE ACTING on "maybe you'd like to take a bath"
Boopity: LUL
Strebenherz: The pause and hesitation
RandomTrivia: benginBark
Coloneljesus: I'd not take the bath
Boopity: Oooh fragrant oils
Boopity: No Witcher 3 style scene :(
n3ther: where is MY FAN SERVICE
loufghyslaufey: Well, dang
hyralt: Thank you for the stream!!
n3ther: *leaves an angry review on steam*
Strebenherz: Thanks for stream!
ghizmou: good stream
Boopity: Thank you for stream you cool peeps
n3ther: very immersive and the dialogue is engaging
RockPusher: Good selling the game, Matt
RandomTrivia: Thanks Matt, for bringing us a look into the gay little knight game. It seems very good.
Boopity: I can't believe they made Kingdom Come in real life
Easilycrazyhat: "And this is where the boys had...some quiet time."
RandomTrivia: Better do Kingdom Come Deliberate than Kingdom Come Accidental...
Boopity: I did notice the hard mode did say it removed UI elements for "immersion"
Boopity: Cool hand-drawn UI in an age of minimalism
Marvoleath: There is a fighting game that's based on actual collision, where you fight with sabers - Hellish Quart
RandomTrivia: And most importantly, we got to pet the dog.
Strebenherz: you can't run off and pants the king or something I assume
Strebenherz: !patreon
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hyralt: Thanks again for stream!
Strebenherz: !store
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TheAinMAP: lrrAWESOME
Strebenherz: !cheer150
Strebenherz: Cheer150 there we go whoops
RandomTrivia: lrrSHINE sergeGift lrrSHINE
hyralt: yw <3
ContingentCat: lrrHEART @hyralt
TheAinMAP: !next
Strebenherz: !next
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hyralt: I like sniping subs in chat
ContingentCat: lrrGOAT lrrHEART
Boopity: They _hope_ to finally finish it this stream
niccus: there's a whole goat stealing thing going on
Marvoleath: !card goatnap
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PMAvers: Challenge: Impossible
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Matt and Cori! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
PMAvers: re: parking break
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream!
ContingentCat: Thanks Cori and Matt lrrHEART
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