minecookies: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Lorwyn Eclipsed Pre-PreRelease (Join the LoadingReadyRun crew for your first look at Lorwyn Eclipsed sealed gameplay! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 10:00 AM PST (12m from now).
maclenrac: New wither dragon, ya ya ya
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- Squirrel
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TXC2: I suspect Kathleen opened the new Oko
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accountmadeforants: Dayman v. Nightman 2
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AugmentingPath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Lorwyn Eclipsed Pre-PreRelease (Join the LoadingReadyRun crew for your first look at Lorwyn Eclipsed sealed gameplay! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 10:00 AM PST (30s ago).
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Judge Kumatsu here to return to his first draft plane 
RocknGrohlNerd: after I skipped the few recent sets due to giants amounts of not caring for it, I´m kinda hyped for this one and I didn´t even played during OG lorwyn
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gema_polis: Bloomburrow son or lorwyn daughter
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@DrAngryMongoose: 2 minutes !!¿‽
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maclenrac: blight blight proliferate
Mumpaaah: Gibb and Bartleby judge video in keeping with the puppet theme?
wickaboxet: Lorwyn is cool
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gema_polis: Lorwyn looks so very good
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mikel567: helllllooo
RockPusher: Here comes 2!
Earthenone: i hope this set will "feel" like mtg to me again, the last few sets really havent for me
rosesmcgee: And the North 100 set review is up, so something to enjoy later...
ExachixKitsune: huh is something happening
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Spoon™ 
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(I know there's a PPR
)
aug_med: SOON
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gema_polis: @ExachixKitsune Nothing at all actually
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Brozard: SCONE
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AngelicKnighthood: Soon
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Stellapacifica: Oooh!
themercenary1987: ooooooooooo
pipshardfour: James?!
Wiliart: James?
fanofmosteverything9: Ooh, aurora intro.
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Goban3: Hurray!!!
TXC2: Hello Graham and Wheeler
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Genie_M: Hello 👋
kevinsmelli: I got the day off and this is all I have planned!
notkimboslice: TTBB cast
fanofmosteverything9: It's always day on Lorwyn, Graham!
themercenary1987: Will nelson be bringing his pal Melson too?
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NeoVee_: This my first PPR Live and I'm excited to see what's in store!
@aceviru: ahh yeah
@Quiltfish: uwu whats this?
@DarkMorford: Whoo, just in time!
@deadflicks: wooooo!
@actuallykonradcurze: Woooo PPR
@mo06: Serge, coming to us live from 2007 Photobucket (kidding)
Dromos_GHG: It's always day in Lorwyn
GLHFMagic: o hai frands
3PlayerPolitics: hype!
avjamethyst: nice sweater
3DSylak: HELLO!
h3rsh3yb4r: Don't look at the Eclipse without eye protection
maclenrac: LRR!!!
flouncy_magooo: LLRwyn
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100 he said the line
Diabore: @TheWanderingNomad wheeler can judge their match
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Shankx88: Im so envious.... greetings from germany
jsirocks: it truly is great to be here
nishwastaken: LRRwyn
SanSanBlue: Chicago mug based
3DSylak: LLRWYN ECLYPSE
saynoir: Chicago mug!
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@glhfmagic 
TXC2:
DirectorStephanie 
ThanhtTheBoss: Wheeler wearing that cute sweater, I can't even.
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Joric_Art: Let's gooooo!!
geekydad123: got 90k gold in mtg:arena and hoping this set will be worth it.
PhuzNutz: @nishwastaken YAS!
MerlinZero: I wanna see someone play The Reaper!
TXC2: Mangledpixel HYPE
DirectorStephanie: thank you Jen!
pipshardfour: what a good start
Senseiwoo: Ehrmahgerd it's Lrrwyn.
Mangledpixel:

ThibbleBird: woohoo!
kpmtg: Yayy HYPE
ekplayscards:
i just hope they have a good time 
digiman619TheAntiDigs: @merlinzero He doesn't fear the sun and the rain
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I just bought one of the Spider-Man promo packs at CostCo, opening it now
pleonasticTautology: signed up for 6 prereleases
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igotgodzillaed: I’m so hyped to actually be able to catch a ppr live
rabbitgta: I've been told
geekydad123: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff my condolences.
@pharmacistjudge: And as always, if you have judge questions please @ me
@kongjungle3769: last ppr I was here at the start was strixhaven
@aceviru: Ty Paul
@DarkMorford: yay Jen
@pharmacistjudge: I do have access to the Judge chat for on site in case of issues.
NeoVee_: Don't know what cards there is in this set but I'm loving the vivid art so far
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@Mangledpixel very nice intro, as always 
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KodeMage: What's ECL?
Kentosaurus: @KodeMage eclipse
fanofmosteverything9: The set code. Lorwyn ECLipsed
DMGlol: Eclipse, the set name
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BrowneePointz: @kodemage Lorwyn ECLipsed
rentar42: @KodeMage The set code for Lorwyn Eclipsed
LRRMTG_Judge: ECL is the set code for Lorwyn Eclipsed - BlackRose
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: home of the maple leafs??
IaCthulhuFthagn:
@KodeMage Effective Character Level 
shaunleung: Nice!!!! just signed up for the Spotlight series
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skintbint: have we just started?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @geekydad123 mostly got it for the Miles Morales mono-green promo@card, I want to add it to decks I’m building in my mind
TheGentlemanGamer: Perfect way to work on syllabi and class prep for the spring. Let's goooooooo!
notkimboslice: Sorry is that a "Flag of Chicago" mug??
dr_jimathy: was just looking at the guest list, excited to see LRR added !
TXC2: !f2fspotlight
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saljik007: Yooooo cant wait to see yall in toronto
rentar42: @skintbint yes, intro just finished minutes ago
mastershake29x: @skint yes this is the intro
AugmentingPath: @KodeMage not much, what's ECL with you?
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Aarek: Now I gotta make plans to go and not see Ku
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @notkimboslice it sure is
KodeMage: Ok, follow up, what is ECLxLRR supposed to mean then? (I know what LRR is)
igotgodzillaed: I’m so hyped for that Spotlight series in Toronto as well
LithelyUnshod: Main event was sold out, but they opened up more sseats
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@AugmentingPath

notkimboslice: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff unbelievable that rocks
pleonasticTautology: @notkimboslice it is, likely sent by a chicago fan
DeM0nFiRe: Neato
ekplayscards: Canadian Highlander
@DarkMorford: Tarannah?
@Sarah-Serinde: !f2fspotlight
@Sarah-Serinde: We'll see how quick the bot is today
themercenary1987: OH YEAH
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh baby!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @kodemage ECL is the set code
DirectorStephanie: ooooooh the Championship!
yofl: Canadian Highlander
Dyllbert: CanLander championships YES!
Mr_Bitterness: POWERFUL magic!
a_singular_stick: @KodeMage ECL is the set code
TXC2: KodeMage ECL is this set's 3 letter code
steffex2: but its 2026 D:
AugmentingPath: An ECLxLRR is a delicious pastry
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TXC2: or none
TheMerricat: Chat, something reddit pointed out, if you have a card that says you can only put max number of blight counters as big a creature you have, you don't HAVE to pick that creature to put them on.
saljik007: @IaCthulhuFthagn Heres hoping, but i will try to get a tshirt or a banner printed up
Aneximarius: and sometimes brown
DMGlol: what about blurple?
CheshireCake: Clearly, this prerelease is taking place in Lorwynfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
BrowneePointz: keywording Bloom Tender let’s gooooooo
SanSanBlue: Wait sorry, so you can't respond to blight?
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@DeWillpower: hi chat :3
@aceviru: yo
GamerCat88: Grub is a great name
LRRMTG_Judge: @CheshireCake I appreciate this joke deeply - Squirrel
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anhakha: You can't respond to "paying an additional cost"
Peevvi: @SanSanBlue not if it's part of a cost
Thepirateofthesea: @SanSanBlue When it's an additional cost
IaCthulhuFthagn: @saljik007 Awesome ^^
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maclenrac: I like some Grub
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Drum0_0: @SanSanBlue Not if it’s an additional cost.
FeelingDreepy: Auntie Grub Finally has a card
DirectorStephanie:
must be cast face up 
BrowneePointz: @gamercat88 Auntie Grub was on a ton of flavor text in the old sets and got a card finally here
Snouut: when a card transforms does it technically leave the battlefield?
GamerCat88: @BrowneePointz that is so cool!
BrowneePointz: @snouut not unless it says it does
pleonasticTautology: @Snouut only if it says "exile and return transformed"
TXC2: Snouut not unless it says it does
@mo06: "Colorless is not a color" is a funny and true statement
@jerryjeffhaining9527: oop land covering the text there
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TheWanderingNomad: @Snouut I believe only if it specificallys ay it does
LRRMTG_Judge: @Snouut only if the transform ability tells you to move it out of play - Kumatsu
Snouut: okay perfect thank you everyone!
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WotC_Matt: Oh, good. I got here just in time. I was hoping to learn this stuff.
wickaboxet: changlings are wumpuses
ExachixKitsune: ooooh this is a CDA
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fanofmosteverything9: @wickaboxet Wumpii. Wumpodes?
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stevefromdetroit: TIL
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@DeWillpower: today i learned that the backface mana value is the frontface mana value :3c
@mo06: Oh that's good to know, so you could evoke something, let it do the thing, then bounce it or do some other shenanigans with it
@markbrierley6367: ooo Adam's gonna like this one
@pharmacistjudge: only on transforming DFC
@pBlackcoat: @mo06 Yeah, ephemerating your evoke creature is a time honored tradition.
@pBlackcoat: Oooh, new command.
IaCthulhuFthagn: @wickaboxet Changelings are Sand Eggs.
DirectorStephanie: 👀
deadaim97: Love this set
RocknGrohlNerd: suddenly goyf
AugmentingPath: Hmm, disappointing to have an Ashling-themed card that doesn't teach any number theory facts (Zero is even)
3DSylak:
Goyf
ExachixKitsune: is this the first time Kindred is being printed on a physical card?
TXC2: VERY fishy murfolk
itsr67: @exachixkitsune there were some in MH3
Field94: Kindred appeared on some MH3 cards and any reprints since the rename
frnknstn: this set sounds so sweet
DirectorStephanie:
Heck yeah convoke 
TristalMTG: why did we imply Lhurgoyf cares about that Kindred Instant
saljik007: New creature type noogle is peak
PhuzNutz: Merfolk in Limited looks really fun
notkimboslice: @ExachixKitsune there was kindred in MH3
Kentosaurus: convoke AND evoke!
ExachixKitsune: aha thank you itsr67, notkimboslice
BrowneePointz: Convoke AND Evoke in the same set makes me happy
LRRMTG_Judge: For anyone curious about why setting something to one creature type overwrites changeling, I highly encourage you to explore becoming a judge - Squirrel (jk. It's a Layers thing. Both abilities change the permanent's creature types, so they apply in "timestamp order", aka the one that was created last will apply last. Usually this is the aura put onto the creature.)
themercenary1987: @RocknGrohlNerd Is that a new version of "Suddenly Seymor
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TheMerricat:
I feel like I'm going to have to do ALOT of rejiggering of my standard standard deck once this set comes out. 
pleonasticTautology: behold!
TXC2: BEHOLD!
mikel567: YES BEHOLD
fanofmosteverything9: Behold! A mechanic!
CaptainSpam: Gentlemen... BEHOLD!
DirectorStephanie: Behold!!!
@mo06: I think that's a cycle of commands :o
@thisbymaster: I do not u nderstand how Kindred is needed. Adding a subtype to an instant is pretty straitforword.
@snerdbrgrSkips: yoooooo wadap
BlightningHelix: GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!
GhostValv:
Behold! 
IaCthulhuFthagn: Behold: A non-Dragon!
DirectorStephanie: Corn!!
themercenary1987: Do we have trumpets still?
cmdrud87: behold deez...
accountmadeforants: Behold in the Changeling set makes a lot of sense yeah
accountmadeforants: Time to behold some Goats
TheWanderingNomad: I'm glad this didn't get stuck in Dragonstorm
RocknGrohlNerd: @cmdrud87 we got there
AugmentingPath: Behold: probably a changeling again!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh this will either be fun or miserable in certain decks
BlightningHelix: God if we ever get a new unset I need a card with "Behold a gentlemen"
fanofmosteverything9: Diogenes: You may behold Birds as thought they were Humans.
WiJohn: Flavor judge!
BrowneePointz: Behold! originally on Silvergill Adept in OG Lorwyn and THEN keyworded in Dragonstorm
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Chartle: i want to hold bee
PhuzNutz: @themercenary1987 Audrey 2 Goyf? No thank you!
DMGlol: Behold! Optic Blast
Field94: close enough, welcome back Champion (Behold & Exile)
TXC2: !relaxed
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accountmadeforants: Behold non-Goat
geekydad123: did they forget Vivid or was I not paying attention?
TheWanderingNomad: @geekydad123 They went over it second
LRRMTG_Judge:
@geekydad123 Vivid has been covered
- Squirrel
markekv: they didn't forget
RocknGrohlNerd: it waas mentioned
Thefluffiestguineapig: If there are any cards that let you select the type to behold, the Behold Goyf deck will be busted
Marvoleath: Notably, you can behold Kindred cards (unless specified otherwise)
Diabore: @geekydad123 thjey mentioned vivid first
raze667: is champion not in the base set?
DMGlol: they covered vivid
Flyingdelorion: Thank you Nelson and Serge!
SanSanBlue: @BlightningHelix I need behold a man with art of a plucked chicken
TXC2: geekydad123 it was covered near the start
notkimboslice: @fanofmosteverything9 Can't wait for UB: Assassin's Creed II for this commander
LibraryWitchKei: @fanofmosteverything9 But only if it’s plucked
TXC2: raze667 sure isn't
themercenary1987: @PhuzNutz Surely thats the Cosmogoyf?
BlightningHelix: @SanSanBlue Also a fantastic idea
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@DarkMorford: "art matters" is really an Un- mechanic
@Togaoki: I FORGOT!!
@DeWillpower: relax :3
@Togaoki: I've got time to watch before I need to work, so happy
@pharmacistjudge: Subtypes must have a corrosponding card type. an Instant cannot be an island..
niccus: hello deckbuilding and grahamstarkbenjaminwheeler
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raze667: ah commander only. got it! thank you.
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WrightJustice: Huh I guess the stream skipped for me when they mentioned vivid
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Drum0_0: Does behold elf, for example, work if you reveal a creature with changeling from hand?
RocknGrohlNerd:
letsgo judges 
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Strebenherz: The borg of chat judge, 10/10
Mangledpixel: every rose has its thorn?
CastleOtranto: Oh no, I just saw the full art basics and I want them all
TheMerricat: Chat, now that the rules video is over. Explain to a newish MTG player why evoke is a good idea? Are you just casting it for those sweet ETB effects since you sac it at end of turn, or is there something more it it?
ExachixKitsune: omg a chat account full of good beans and also someone who isn't but it'd be mean to isolate anyone so this joke sucks y'all great
flatluigi: but.... all the punchies on the box
themercenary1987: Cmon Ashling!
DMGlol:
they got rid of the date stamp 
FeelingDreepy:
I've been looking forward to all the new Merfolk since the set was announced 
anhakha: Treeefolk... cmon treefolk...
munocard: Promos are NOT date stamped
LRRMTG_Judge: @Drum0_0 Brain says yes, but I'm just gonna double check this one for you - Squirrel
NeoVee_: pretty packs!
Diabore: DIFFERENT ART
itsr67: @themerricat yep, mostly for any enters or leave effects
Walla_tv: oh the promo is just a normal foil bummer
fanofmosteverything9: Different arts!?
maclenrac: nice
anhakha: Omfg!!!
YeetTheRich_: pog
DirectorStephanie: hell yeahhhhhhhh
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: we like that!
control_rig: Oooh we can trade packs!
deadaim97: He'll ya
xVoxtric: Pack preference is BACK
anhakha: What?!?!?
accountmadeforants: I mean, something opaque in front of some light will cast a shadow, the light itself has nothing to do with it
fanofmosteverything9: It's back! In pack form!
WotC_Matt: Evoke costs are usually cheaper than mana costs. Sometimes you need those enters or leaves abilities right now.
FreyaSViking: We're so back
CrossXhunteR: promo rares, no longer with a date stamp
Hewdra: oh YO
TriforceDrummer: @TheMerricat usually for the ETB or some older cards have leave the BF triggers you get
TXC2: TheMerricat often just the ETB, sometimes you can reanimate out of the graveyard
MtGJam: I am so happy that different artwork on packs is back and I'm not even kidding
NeoVee_: promo goodness
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ThanhtTheBoss: Draft table, that takes me back to 2020...
notkimboslice: @TheMerricat you can do all sorts of funky things before sacing the creature. I.e. flickering it. You'll get a second etb AND get to keep the creature
@markbrierley6367: or the same ruling if Worlds is any example
@mo06: Isn't the reason for Kindred because there are different lists of subtypes for instants, creatures, etc., and kindred is the "glue" that lets a non-creature have a creature type?
@Sarah-Serinde: The judge account is only in Twitch, but here with have PharmacistJudge :)
@MetachristX: If I'd come up with REL:AXED, I'd never stop feeling proud of it.
@RaidaTheBlade: Agreed
@mo06: (Oops, I stepped on pharmacist, sorry!)
@DarkMorford: @MetachristX It's *such* a good bit of wordplay
@pBlackcoat: Yeah, Kudos who whomever on the team came up with that
@RaidaTheBlade: I’ve stolen the term ever since I first heard it and use it all the time
@pharmacistjudge: No, you're fine.
@snerdbrgrSkips: the code is ECLxLRR and read it as eclair and now I want a donut in 2 in the morning
@Sarah-Serinde: Doesn't mean other people aren't allowed to talk about game mechanics, just means we have a judge who's said you're welcome to @ them :)
@pharmacistjudge: so Kindred and Creature share subtypes. Similarly Sorcery and instant share subtypes
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
HungryHungry_Hobo: Dang look at that curl
SanSanBlue: All the merfolk are in merfolk art packs, obviously
3schr: Sad that they aren't date stamped
themercenary1987: Hell Yeah!
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Debatra: Holy crap that's pringled... Did he just do that, or was it like that already?
flatluigi: !card solemnity
LRRbot: Solemnity [2W] | Enchantment | Players can't get counters. / Counters can't be put on artifacts, creatures, enchantments, or lands.
NeoVee_: Kithkin Tribal deck!?
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Dyllbert: Very good card to get in limited...
SanSanBlue: LIT
Derekwillis: With a stamp on it. Right? The promo is sufficiently different from pack premium cards.
Walla_tv: is there anything that shows its a promo?
TXC2: this MIGHT go in my Orobroid deck
deadaim97: Very big
3schr: Do we know if date stamped promos are coming back?
Derekwillis: Right?
DirectorStephanie: that is bananas!
stnrwzrd: boooooo
TimeToFry: Booooo
munocard: I hate it
SanSanBlue: Booooo
themercenary1987: Booooo
Dyllbert: Bear with upside is always good in limited.
Aitsu111: Boooo
chaoswarpmypants: I liked the date
iris_of_ether: Awww
h3rsh3yb4r: i liked the specific date too. as oppsoed to the year
3schr: Is it just for Lorwyn?
lamina5432: the date stamp was cool as a reminder
LRRMTG_Judge: @Drum0_0 From the release notes, my memory is correct: "Changeling is a characteristic-defining ability. It functions in all zones, not only while a card that has it is on the battlefield." So yes, beholding a changeling works! - Squirrel
Diabore: it was date stamped, then it was year stamped, now its not even stamped?
SanSanBlue: The planeswalker stamp actually was increased value
munocard: @Dyllbert It starts as a 1/1 not a bear.
rentar42: so ... is it any different from a pack foil now?!
Derekwillis: I mean, we all know why THIS set didn't get a stamp, right?
coriolis_storm: @themerricat Cheaper ETB, for when you really need it right now
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DirectorStephanie: date stamp will return in Avengers: Doomsday
Drum0_0: @LRRMTG_Judge Thanks!
AugmentingPath: Wheeler's head is arranged to maximize the number of magic facts he can fit up there
TheWanderingNomad: I keep forgetting Kithkin are techincally Selesndya
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Diabore: ooh i saw a transform symbol
themercenary1987: @rentar42 Doesn't seem to be
3DSylak: So it doesn't have any stamp now? weird
TriforceDrummer: @LRRMTG_Judge Oh this is really good to know
@RaidaTheBlade: MULTIPLE PACK ART? I forgot how good it used to be have
@CorsaroCow: another cost-cutting measure :(
@DarkMorford: How does Ward work? I'm not familiar with that one
@RaidaTheBlade: I preferred date stamps too
@mo06: Oh boy, another one of those things that come with a lot of -1/-1 counters, I love the black one too
@mattcox9594: Now they're no different than pack foils.
@pharmacistjudge: I bet you several LGS are very happy not having to sort those separately
@MegaTrain: no stamp at all? not even the foil planewalker stamp?
@aceviru: oh boy this set is cracked for art
RealGamerCow: rigged!
fanofmosteverything9: Typical streamer luck.
Dyllbert: @munocard Good point, I can't read. Likely a bear when you can attack, but I stand corrected!
Sealtest: so there is no prerelease promos anymore? as someone who prefers those im disappointed.
Mr_Bitterness: Love a limited Evolving Wilds
ExachixKitsune: this is a small change, and I've not been to a prerelease in ages, so I don't mind so much
Earthenone: scripted pack one, smart
PhuzNutz: No date stamp? So there is no reason to have any foils now I guess.
dang___boy: Yes let's sympathize with collectors and not the average player
GhostValv:
gobbo time 
LRRMTG_Judge: So you can also, for example, find a Changeling with an ability that allows you to search your library for a Goblin. - Squirrel
LoadingReadyRun:
too bad the d20 isn't dual color 
kiro5505: Ah ha! Finally catching one live!
geekydad123: but... but... but foil *shiny!*
Majickthise: Henson hype!
DirectorStephanie: @loadingreadyrun verily
RocknGrohlNerd: i do love time stamps, it reminds me of the time passing
xVoxtric: @LoadingReadyRun oh if it had been a split color that'd be sick
CrossXhunteR: lot of hybrid in recent sets (this and avatar specifically) makes sorting by color a bit more awkward
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LRRMTG_Judge: @dang___boy I did used to collect prerelease promos until... KTK made the change - Kumatsu
ThanhtTheBoss: I separate removal and other key spells from the 'others'
fanofmosteverything9: Same.
99dcwolf: Damn, I still have my foil date-stamped Mizzium Meddler from Origins. That feels like eons ago
TimeToFry: I wonder if daybound/nightbound was considered for this set
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SylvrSystem: o/
kpmtg: grub is so cute
anhakha: Oo, that art spin was neat.
SanSanBlue: I love these designs b/c both sides are roughly equal
Mangledpixel: the Notorious A.U.N.T.I.E
TheDarmaniac: @LRRMTG_Judge hello! i'm curious what the order of casting Ashlings command in response to an evoke casted creature would be, is it in response to the evoke trigger?
LRRMTG_Judge: !card Ashling's Command
LRRbot: Ashling's Command [3UR] | Kindred Instant — Elemental | Choose two — / • Create a token that's a copy of target Elemental you control. / • Target player draws two cards. / • Ashling's Command deals 2 damage to each creature target player controls. / • Target player creates two Treasure tokens.
TimeToFry: Giant Spider stocks in shambles
stnrwzrd: gian blue spider
Snouut: @LRRMTG_Judge i dont know if this allowed so forigve me if it isnt but id love to become a magic judge but im from England and all the content ive seen online is about US & Canada, would you have any tips
fanofmosteverything9: RKF doesn't miss.
notkimboslice:
RKF 
RocknGrohlNerd: but RKF art !!
sallomon33:
hello everyone 
WiJohn: El Spidro All type
Mr_Bitterness: The Queen
cmdrud87: That's not a spider, that's a coward!
CaioAmaya: Hello chat
BrowneePointz: she’s Queen of Lorwyn
rentar42: @cmdrud87 both
Ty_Sylicus: RKF is so good!
BlightningHelix: Maralen!
fanofmosteverything9: The daughter of Oona, with mommy issues to match.
sallomon33: ooh Maralen
CaioAmaya: SHES THE GOAT
BrowneePointz: Oko’s younger sister
notkimboslice: Maralen, Problematic Fave
LRRMTG_Judge:
@TheDarmaniac What are you trying to achieve, exactly - are you hoping to make a copy of the evoked Elemental? In which case, yes, you'd put the Evoke sacrifice trigger on the stack and then respond with your Command.
- Squirrel
stnrwzrd: GOATED
BlightningHelix: @CaioAmaya You can tell because she's got the horns
geekydad123: commander card there
Dyllbert: Graham off to a great start here lol
LRRMTG_Judge: @TheDarmaniac you can cast an instant in response to either the ETB trigger or the evoke sacrifice trigger. It doesn't really matter either way.
TheWanderingNomad: @BrowneePointz ..wait Oko's is the son of Oona?
DirectorStephanie: sultai is for lovers after all
LoadingReadyRun: I like that Grub illustrates that the two side of lorwyn are not good/evil, just different
Mai_Andra: Oh, I'm in.
Pyroxx___: Not just*your* turn
sallomon33: @fanofmosteverything9 well, she would probably scold you for calling her Oona's 'daughter' lol
sallomon33: OH YEAH, I also noticed that
fanofmosteverything9: Very true.
TheDarmaniac: @LRRMTG_Judge Perfect thanks so much!
sallomon33: and not just one, TWO art pieces from her
kynelwynn: i think my only gripe with RKF’s changeling there is that he didn’t make the signifying yellow eyes prominent
IaCthulhuFthagn: @TheWanderingNomad "Son", but... kinda, yes.
Genie_M: And RKF and many more
RockPusher:

TalismanG1: Does Maralen count as 2 for her own ability? She is an elf and a faerie
BusTed:

fanofmosteverything9: Goated reprint
walkeroftales: @TheWanderingNomad Yup, that was the big reveal of the story
DMGlol: !card goatnap
control_rig:

LRRbot: Goatnap [2R] | Sorcery | Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. If that creature is a Goat, it also gets +3/+0 until end of turn.
LRRMTG_Judge:
@Snouut I suggest waiting for a bit. They just announced a new judge manager and with that a new judge program hopefully. Please be patient and standby 
TheWanderingNomad: @IaCthulhuFthagn Faerie bullshit?
Earthenone:

LRRbot: Goatnap [2R] | Sorcery | Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. If that creature is a Goat, it also gets +3/+0 until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: The majority of the art this set is on physical media and that’s SO COOL!
LRRMTG_Judge: Goatnap was one of the first cards I ever drafted - Kumatsu
curley_d: yippee goats
niccus: > Goat is a creature type. Keep in mind that creatures with the changeling ability are Goats. (Whether they're "goated" or not is too subjective for this ruling to address.)
LRRMTG_Judge: @Snouut Oh nice! I'm also in the UK. Things have changed a lot recently and I confess I'm not 100% up on what the pathway into judging is in 2026. The organisation you want to look up is UK Magic Officials (UKMO). - Squirrel
dm818: I think there is a black rare goat too
LRRbot: Emptiness [4{W/B}{W/B}] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/5] | When this creature enters, if {W}{W} was spent to cast it, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / When this creature enters, if {B}{B} was spent to cast it, put three −1/−1 counters on up to one target creature. / Evoke {W/B}{W/B}
themercenary1987: oh my...
itsr67: wowee
IaCthulhuFthagn: @TheWanderingNomad Yep. There's a TTC episode about the Lorwyn Eclipsed story.
anhakha: Mother of gorgoons.
themercenary1987: bea-utiful
deadaim97: Yooo noice
Snouut: @LRRMTG_Judge Oh perfect, thank you!
sallomon33: @dm818 that one's in teh commander set
Thefluffiestguineapig: That seems sick
Earthenone: ohh its sunny T with evoke
Mr_Bitterness: Speaking of Fromsoft-looking art
TheWanderingNomad:
@IaCthulhuFthagn Hadn't gotten around to it yet, but I guess I will soon 
avi_miller: I love the design of You can spend both in the full cost but only one when evoked
Spades_Slicc: Welcome back skinrender
dm818: @sallomon33 My bad
Thefluffiestguineapig: That just needs more teeth to be Phyrexian
CaioAmaya: @lrrmtg_judge hello sir. If a card has behold and no other text you must only reveal It? Because some behold in the set says exile
AliceLovelin: Since this is not commander you can also go Sultai and still play emptiness just for the removal side
TimeToFry: I love that this is like a modal spell with like 3 modes
99dcwolf: Lorwyn was one of the few sets I was really excited for, this year. I started playing around OG Lorwyn and Alara blocks, so this brings back so many memories
gibbousm: I like the continued development of low cost reanimation in White
Snouut:
@LRRMTG_Judge Oh awesome thank you! Will definitely look that up 
Diabore: ah yes, the most prominent mh2 crimes
RocknGrohlNerd: I would airbend these guys so hard
TurnoneChargingBadger: Personally I think of Shriekmaw
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WesLynx: gross, two Tams
anhakha: Tam's can protect each other...
GhostValv: tamtam slam?
flatluigi: it can cast kindred spells!
kynelwynn: versatile if you evoke it for WW or BB, or later cast it for WWBB and do both!
Genie_M:
Tam 
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
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flatluigi: not just creatures
fanofmosteverything9: More math nerds than expected.
kpmtg: they're legendary so no lol
BrowneePointz: for brevity sake for chat, yes Oko is on the set and it was revealed he was Oona’s firstborn AND Prince of Shadowmoor, to contrast his younger sister being Queen of Lorwyn
99dcwolf: I still have my big, dorky Guile
deadaim97: Welcome to the tamtam jam
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Dyllbert: @anhakha You can't have two tams
BrowneePointz: this giant is gross
CrossXhunteR: it me
capchaos2: evoke makes me think of Shriekmore, my beloved
LRRMTG_Judge: @CaioAmaya hello! (We're not all sirs fyi, there's a few of us!) "Behold" without any other described action just reveals the card, yes. I can clarify a bit better if you have any specific cards in mind? - Squirrel
control_rig: I love the alt art
skiddybones: tam seems like it’s just a slightly worse mother of runes
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Somnambulist Giant 
fanofmosteverything9: She eepy
IaCthulhuFthagn: (in Minecraft)
avi_miller: That Giant just looks like a lil guy… though I image it is a big guy
LRRMTG_Judge:
@CaioAmaya can you tell me which card you are talking about? Behold is usually a cost for an ability. 
TXC2: power 2 and not MV2 is big
maclenrac: 5 colour awsome
GhostValv:

jilliebean321: Do we no longer have the opening the packs reactions?
macintose: brother ew
@jerryjeffhaining9527: yeah i'll miss the date stamp
@pBlackcoat: Ward: If you target it with spell or ability, pay ward or it gets countered
@jaolen: Wait yeah is it just a normal foil?
@jerryjeffhaining9527: i loved having them as a memory
@ryanwilhite: they fumbled with removing the date stamp
@RaidaTheBlade: I loved them cause they sometimes commanded stupid premiums. Sold a Tifa prere promo for $70 or something crazy
@RaidaTheBlade: But also for memories
@MetachristX: They can be more loosey-goosey with collation when boxes can't be "mapped" with certain pack arts :P
@pharmacistjudge: be mindful if your spells can't be countered for some reason....ward doesn't really apply to that spell
@mo06: I'm neutral on the date stamp, tbh
@mo06: I'm going to borrow Wheeler's idea to separate creatures and noncreatures at my prereleases. I've been doing common/not-common recently and the creature one sounds like a better idea
@JonHerzogArtist: my queen!
@markbrierley6367: I liked the date stamp, but I'm perfectly happy with this kind of cost cutting instead of laying off a huge swath of the company right before Christmas...
@aceviru: aunt Maralen
@DeWillpower: oh, the date got removed... i'm happy that there is one less type of "premium", but i don't like different treatments in general as my opinion
@Haights: El Spidro Universal!
@LRRbot: Goatnap [2R] | Sorcery | Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. If that creature is a Goat, it also gets +3/+0 until end of turn.
@mo06: *Matt suddenly runs into the room*
@LRRbot: Emptiness [4{W/B}{W/B}] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/5] | When this creature enters, if {W}{W} was spent to cast it, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard…
@Haights: There's a windmill/tim tam slam joke here but I can't find it
@RaidaTheBlade: I love the art in this set. GF and I sold a bunch of dusty binder cards to CK for a preorder of a play box and a collector box
@aceviru: very well designed
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@GravedSanctuary: Goat Realm.
@Haights: "My name is Firstname Bunchafriends and I have opinions on mana bases"
@RaidaTheBlade: Also CK was buying Quantum Riddlers for so much over what our local store was selling them for we just flipped a bunch
BrowneePointz: it’s like not quite flickerwisp
niccus: it's a friend! i think?
BrowneePointz: art wise
flatluigi: who wants a kith
Mr_Bitterness: Giant Deermoth
fanofmosteverything9: Love greater elementals.
Diabore: gimme a kith
CrossXhunteR: it’s like a deer, but wrong
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Now Kith
yonder_peasant: where is it keeping them?
WesLynx: Come on, give me a kith
avi_miller: The art in this set rules so much
TimeToFry: !card cloudgoat ranger
LRRbot: Cloudgoat Ranger [3WW] | Creature — Giant Warrior Ranger [3/3] | When this creature enters, create three 1/1 white Kithkin Soldier creature tokens. / Tap three untapped Kithkin you control: This creature gets +2/+0 and gains flying until end of turn.
curley_d: yooo cloudgoat ranger
NeoVee_: Kith deck!
cmdrud87: that card put the emphasis on jump
Ktolos:
yes, my KithKeeper…. 
RocknGrohlNerd:
cloudgoat ranger, they have a twitch channel 
avi_miller: Pet
themightygerg: You know, like pets
itsr67: o h
81ackR0se: @snouut you're also welcome to send me a PM - I am one of the members of the executive committee for UK Magic Officials (though I won't realistically be able to reply this evening since I'm also helping with operating the chat judge account)
thrashingkangaroo: the simic legend makes 1 creature 5 colours right?
Bruceski: tap, not sacrifice, so it puts them in jars like Link does
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Ktolos How dare you make me think about Nightmare during this! That would be a hilarious Commander theme
RockPusher: It has a Kithkin trade binder
TXC2: vivid feels like it's not for this set, but for a later standard set
fanofmosteverything9: Yup. Tam and vivid go brrrr
ThanhtTheBoss: I think KithKeeper sounds like a guardian
Diabore: ooh instant
WitchyTQ: that's a darksouls lookin mother (moth deer)
itsr67: love the unbury art
itsr67: "omg its a dead guy"
North_Sol: Question! Would Grub count as two colours for vivid?
DirectorStephanie:
@witchytq
ALittleBitNormal: a lot of the tokens being two colors should help vivid a bunch
TXC2: WitchyTQ Graham had said the same of much of the art
avi_miller: Nice instant for sealed
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 I had a similar feeling with Behold since it was so narrow, and now I think this is the payoff
BrowneePointz: and good for blight
North_Sol: with the transformation cost
Snouut: @81ackR0se oh that would so helpful thank you! didnt realise there were a lot of UK peeps in here! I totally understand aha (:
Nouxatar: also its ability turns on vivid 5 on its own lol
TheMerricat: Oh I'm going to need a lot of unburies
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig indeed
itsr67: @North_Sol only consider the face that is up, so no
DiscordianTokkan: Jackalope Frog
curley_d: the leaper rules
WitchyTQ: he got frog leggies wth
BrowneePointz: MassHysteria meets Mana Flare
Diabore: with frog legs
avi_miller: Oooh
Mr_Bitterness: Frog Jackaloope
CaioAmaya: Thanks @lrrmtg_judge I dont remember the card but I got it
avjamethyst: new card for group hug cube
Andymonium: Gotta Go Fast
mjuukis: I played so much lorwyn limiited
Spades_Slicc: "Unbury" or as I call it "Stephen King's The Body"
Strebenherz: ALL creatures
fanofmosteverything9: Mass Hysteria and Mana Flare had a horrible baby!
flatluigi: i'm astonished lavaleaper isn't like a decade+ old reprint
AugmentingPath: Mana Hare
geekydad123: I'm thinking elemental tribal might be fun.
BrowneePointz: well Mana Flare for basics*
GamerCat88: Sonic card
LRRMTG_Judge: Symmetrical effects are fair, right? - Kumatsu
DirectorStephanie: *all*????
AliceLovelin:
only basic lands 
BraveOthello: I love it no notes
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
themightygerg: Flaming Frogalope!
cmdrud87: since when is that effect in red?
Strebenherz: This is how you tell your pod to hurry up
Harvest25: Group hug
WotC_Matt: "Game's gotta end."
RocknGrohlNerd: include it in snow cube,sure there is some snow in the background
TXC2:
turn 4, the late late game 
notkimboslice: Need a copy of that bunny for my "No, Seriously, My Ride is Here" Thantis Group Slug deck
TheDarmaniac: group hug cube mention
IaCthulhuFthagn: @cmdrud87 Mana Flare?
Diabore: can we end with no white noncreatures
AliceLovelin: @cmdrud87 since a long time ago
BusTed: flavor text goes hard
BrowneePointz: there’s a treefolk that draws for it, and another that kills with them
LSRubin: wow, Mass Hysteria stapled to Mana Flare, on a deer
Manae: So for cards like Emptiness, if you use both colors (eg, for the generic component) do you get both modes?
ExachixKitsune:
@notkimboslice : presumably you meant group hug, haste doesn't seem correct in a "group slug" deck 
Pharmacistjudge: !card mass hysteria
LRRbot: Mass Hysteria [R] | Enchantment | All creatures have haste.
Earthenone: guess we are 4 color no red
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Graham's treefolk commander deck is probably getting a glowup
RixtonSnek: time to play white-sultai
LRRMTG_Judge: @North_Sol Each face has its own colours, and the currently-up face determines the card's entire colours for vivid. (Not colour identity, the commander mechanic, which is different.) Grub's front face is just black, despite the R activated ability. - Squirrel
CrossXhunteR: glad to see that DFC helper cards are back in the token slot (they were missing from FIN and TDM)
Diabore: !card utopia tree
LRRbot: Utopia Tree [1G] | Creature — Plant [0/2] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
AugmentingPath: @BusTed scratch, sore, wound, and infection are the names of the four -1/-1 counters. The funeral is state-based actions
lamina5432: 4 is a bigbutt
notkimboslice: @ExachixKitsune Fastest slugs in the West
BrowneePointz: @thefluffiestguineapig Doran even had a new card!
OldUncleDan: Bolt this!
BusTed: @AugmentingPath it's very good
AugmentingPath: true
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz I had no idea!! Oh I'm pumped now
BraveOthello: Shapeshifter rock?
Derekwillis: Utopia Tree still buffed by Avenger of Zendikar I guess?
itsr67: @CrossXhunteR genuinely surprised to see them back, thought they got rid of them for good
curley_d: god this set rules
avi_miller: Just a lil guy
BrowneePointz: the fixing in this set is SO GOOD
TheDarmaniac: can you behold biroch core?
control_rig: He's just a little guy
DiscordianTokkan: my small blue son
fanofmosteverything9: His spyglass is made of him!
rentar42: that's the best wayfinding brushwagg they ever printed!
Ocre__: No map. No complaints. No matter what.
Mr_Bitterness: He's such a little guy
GamerCat88: adventure lil guy
TXC2:
BraveOthello I think the techincal term is metamorphic 
LRRMTG_Judge: @TheDarmaniac yes you can.
Arimus221:
Nah, explore also lets you play the land 
Bruceski: That changeling makes a Jim Henson noise when squeezed
TheGentlemanGamer: I'm bringing big "Changeling Wayfinder" energy into 2026.
itsr67: sick Avatar
RocknGrohlNerd: changeling wayfinder for my Voja deck
notkimboslice: Grogu <<<<< Babu Frik
Terminal423: The common colorless little guys are adorable
Diabore: noooo the streak is broken!
itsr67:

control_rig: HAHAHA
LRRMTG_Judge: Being able to make people feel bad for killing the lil cutie guy after you chump block with your mana fixing creature was a key part of Ikoria's Flourishing Fox too, so I expect it to have a significant impact here - Squirrel
NeoVee_: ooooo
BrowneePointz: It’s a Bomb Uncommon
falcn120: Wheeler slowly convincing Graham to go 5C
fanofmosteverything9: Kithkin Jam Band
BrowneePointz: that’s what it is
itsr67: looooooool
3DSylak: Bomb unc
fanofmosteverything9: Elfchantment
stnrwzrd: crackin' festival
Chenderle: just spending mana making kithkins
Diabore: 6 mana*
ExachixKitsune: "look at all these freaking elves"
meddlingmage_: this looks sweet
Aarek: what does morcant's elf eyes see?
dm818: Oh and it spots you one
itsr67: green search for azcanta style is pretty funny
Thefluffiestguineapig: With some of these mana costs the fixing had better be good
NeoVee_: The kith are Kithing
CrossXhunteR: I love a free discard outlet
feelingfroggo: I hate tom be that enby but Clachan is pronounced more like "Clock-an", and is a real scots/irish word
stnrwzrd: free discard outlet
RocknGrohlNerd: laughs in Voja
avi_miller: The colorless creatures are great for when your 4-5 color deck inevitably has horrible mana
Terminal423: I'm now imagining elves frolicking in a graveyard
OldUncleDan: Golgari Elves are definitely back on the menu, folks!
fractaldunes: Elf time
gibbousm: Remember, all Changeling are Elves. And Kithkin. And Elementals. And Faeries. And.....
BraveOthello: I love the Lorewyn trusts on creature tropes
Mumpaaah: Sultai Elves babyyyyyy
itsr67: oh cool
@jerryjeffhaining9527: Thanks I hate it
@RaidaTheBlade: My mana base opinion is that commander players should all be playing more basics
@MetachristX: "Gimme a kith!"
@mo06: That art is terrible! (admiringly)
@mayalynn: I know Lorwyn was already like this.... but some of the art gives me Emrakul vibes...
@RaidaTheBlade: I love this plane
@VirvoxPenuriaLex: It's cards like kithkeeper that remind me why I love lorwynn
@DarkMorford: Yeah, Lorwyn is kind of a really creepy plane
@DeWillpower: totally a weird art (congratulations to the artist)
@kristinnlogi5163: The overall audio mixing is a little quiet, is it possible to make it louder?
@Haights: This battlefield has no brakes
@mo06: Start your engines!
@mayalynn: it's a solid volume on my phone... might be device-specific @kristin?
@aceviru: Yeah, volume is fine on both apps.
@VirvoxPenuriaLex: yeah, my audio is great and I have it pretty low
@DarkMorford: It's a Trailblazer!
@MetachristX: I must admit I had to raise the volume a bit more than I normally have.
@mo06: lmao, no white non-creatures
@mo06: aww
@DeWillpower: XD
@mo06: Well, it's still sort of a creature, I'll take it
@jerryjeffhaining9527: i love how even the kithkin art is unsettling
@jerryjeffhaining9527: big midsommer vibes
@Snuzfuzz: Sultai time!
@smlvalentine: Love a good monster truck reference - shout out too my toddler
@VirvoxPenuriaLex: I think the elf kindred is coming together
RocknGrohlNerd: @gibbousm even cowards
TheDarmaniac: goblins look really exciting and toxic but like in a cool way this set
TXC2:
feelingfroggo so the a isn't an a, wonderful 
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Pharmacistjudge: sadly changelings are brushwaggs
North_Sol: @RocknGrohlNerd changelings are even villains and heroes
notkimboslice:
@gibbousm no longer "Uncles" though, THANKS WOTC 
3DSylak:
Nice way to mill yourself to death 
TimeToFry: 's one of Lancelot's buddies, right
Marvoleath:
Where my duergars at? Gimme me some dwarfs, WotC 
stnrwzrd: playing that only for the 3/4 dt
feelingfroggo: @TXC2 In fairness it's not an English word
IaCthulhuFthagn: @notkimboslice ...but they are Eyes and Eggs.
anhakha: Another card with a real human name.
DeM0nFiRe:

SmashTCG: boom roasted
bosqueofpines: Isolde in shambles
curley_d: is it etymologically based on the word tryst?
taevatallaja:

anhakha: One day I will make a deck of just people names.
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Amazonian: Sure is card games around here.
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kumatsu: @Pharmacistjudge but they aren't bureaucrats anymore ;n;
zendikonsage: is it possible to see all the common hybrids graham pulled quickly?
midnight_0il: You don't die from millings out, you die from the card draw
TXC2:
feelingfroggo oh indeed, I am blaiming the English for that wrong tanslation of the name 
falcn120: "You'll never die from milling out" Isn't Adam playing today?
maclenrac: Work it
81ackR0se: Anyone else getting the feeling Wheeler built a mill deck...?
fanofmosteverything9: Note: I have won against self-mill in Limited.
Genie_M: They are Mutant Ninja Turtles - which will be relevant
Pharmacistjudge: !card embiggen
LRRbot: Embiggen [G] | Instant | Until end of turn, target non-Brushwagg creature gets +1/+1 for each supertype, card type, and subtype it has.
stnrwzrd: graham's going to have a banger deck
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itsr67: o h
Amazonian: Jelly baby kitty
Strebenherz: Thank you for that joke Wheeler I bussing lost it
SmashTCG: 8/10 common
Snouut:
@Amazonian omg hey! we do be looking at some cardboard right now 
durketh: I love the jelly lifelink cat
notkimboslice: @anhakha Human typal? No, this is "Some Guy Typal"
kpmtg: so cute
feelingfroggo: @TXC2 we have many sins to pay for (fewer for me, being only half english)
GhostValv: all the changelings are so good
GamerCat88: jelly is cute
curley_d: this game is the best
fanofmosteverything9: A riff on Voracious Hatchling
memnus: I love these weird litle guys
flatluigi: meek attack
TXC2:
feelingfroggo we sure do 
Bugberry: big steppy
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Mumpaaah: Lorwyn: the plane of weird little guys.
Sandeon: I love the critter design on the Changelings and Elementals
Jigokuro: izzetselfanelf
LRRMTG_Judge: @RandomTrivia Happy PPR day! - BlackRose
notkimboslice:
Jelly Kid 
zendikonsage: thank you
Jayrod1220: Has Wheeler seen the new RKF cards?
deadaim97: More cards for feet tribal
RocknGrohlNerd: @flatluigi meek attack is very strong name
fanofmosteverything9: The elf contains a different, smaller elf.
ThanhtTheBoss: Wheeler creates knock off brand LuChangeling
North_Sol: art so good!
Diabore: the elf tokens being 2/2;s is so weird to me
Derekwillis: The elves are making elves? Actually, that seems about right.
BrowneePointz: Trystan is actually a Welsh origin name! (from one word meaning Noise/Tumult and another meaning bold or sorrowful)
stnrwzrd: mischievous lil guy going in every UB deck i have, for flavor
flatluigi: !card meek attack
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Chenderle: nesting doll elves
Pharmacistjudge: @Diabore Inflation got to the elves.
public_key_reveal_party: It's elf all the way down
Greendrag13: @Diabore Lorwen, where men are men and elves are bears!
Sandeon: Wheeler seeing how many "elf" he can fit in a sentence
pleonasticTautology: oh no, scryfall is getting *hammered*
gibbousm: 5c Green viable?
Earthenone: is lab man a special guest again?
Strebenherz:
@Pharmacistjudge

SmashTCG: 2 mana 2/2 lifelinker, stop reading
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TXC2: Trystan doesn't sound Welsh to me, the Way Daffyd or Guilime do
itsr67: the one in og ixalan was alright
MorganteMaggiore: an elf that make elves, look at all these mother bussing elves
curley_d: a lifelink bear? somebody stop me
lamina5432: you could go down to 15 lands with only 2 mana 2/2s with lifelink
anhakha: Was that the 1 that drew a card on etb?
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meddlingmage_: !brightblade stoat had first strike!
ancienthangover: seeker of the way goated lifelink 2 drop
Bruceski: Elf-bears with Elfside
WokenClick: This set so far has so many cards that I am at least considering for my Meren commander deck, that hasn't happened in a long time.
fanofmosteverything9: New Festering Goblin just dropped.
LRRMTG_Judge: @TXC2 To my knowledge Trystan isn't a Welsh name, no. - Squirrel
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itsr67: festering mummy but different type is pretty nice
SmashTCG: worse zombino? fair
MorganteMaggiore: great name to call people on youtube for a crack a pack
Andymonium: what'd you call me
GhostValv: heh
Bugberry: mouthfeel specialist sounds like a Boggart
RealGamerCow: muddbutt
TXC2: LRRMTG_Judge well there we go then
SmashTCG: lags stream apparently
RocknGrohlNerd: exuse me what
BraveOthello: Dirty dirty things
PsychoI3oy: uh, can you talk about that on twitch?
Sandeon: could splash red for Grub. you know you wanna
CrossXhunteR: it trades for two cheap creatures
yubel_uchiha: is the pre release event different days depending on your LGS because mine say the 16
niccus: it's a hell of a frog to throw
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: got a real case of mudbutton
North_Sol: Who’s ready to behold goblins
Micalovits: Kills tamiyo is what it does
Ty_Sylicus: Boggarts are back!
itsr67: home run
public_key_reveal_party: I mean, yeah, I guess
curley_d: the wretchy wretch?
MorganteMaggiore: can we... SHOULD we?
fanofmosteverything9: Anti-persist
LordManiMani: The poor wretch
TheWanderingNomad: Poor wretch
Marvoleath: That flavor text
flatluigi: i think it's one syllable reched
WokenClick: wait, it's retched, not wretched
RealGamerCow: @yubel_uchiha This is the PRE-pre release
flatluigi: because it got puked up
cmdrud87: what about retching wretch?
TXC2: yubel_uchiha this is the PRE pre-relrease, one week before the normal Pre-release
DiscordianTokkan: Bonus Persist
Diabore: thats a remember nightmare
MorganteMaggiore: persistn't
Bugberry: he gets frowed up
TheDarmaniac: its so nice being excited for magic again
niccus: reverse-persist
LordManiMani: I see you @TheWanderingNomad
SanSanBlue: Seen here immediately after being vomited???
niccus: desist...?
anhakha: This a wretch that has been retched up
yubel_uchiha: @Diabore ahh ok ok
rosesmcgee: Good call, judge
TheWanderingNomad:
@LordManiMani Same brain cell! 
munocard: Rural Juror?
MisplacedLocation: I have to wonder if some of these names have been waiting years for us to return to Lorwyn
fanofmosteverything9: Blight Sickle, my beloved.
BrowneePointz: there’s a couple in the set iirc
itsr67: wither appears every now and again on some stuff
Bugberry: second card in Standard with wither
LRRMTG_Judge: @yubel_uchiha Prerelease events can be run on any of 16, 17 or 18 January - LGS' may run events on any or all of those days - BlackRose
Diabore: that equipment is just really good wth
walkeroftales: it's COMBAT TRICK wither, too. Gross!
Drum0_0: It has flash and etb, wtf
tryllebanjo: Witherrrr! I love that!
WokenClick: how does wither work when hitting a player?
North_Sol: Sad about the date stamps going away
Denis_Dobrolubov: @WokenClick It does nothing.
LRRMTG_Judge: @WokenClick It has no effect! - Squirrel
munocard: Can y'all show us the Mutavault token?
yubel_uchiha: so basically all the cards are going to be up on the website before the full pre release date
WokenClick: bummer!
Diabore: @WokenClick same as toxic hitting a creature
brieandbacon: Wither? I hardly know her!
niccus: elf wise? i sure hope so
dabudder: hot elf alert!
flatluigi: you're telling me a vine bred this brawler?
MorganteMaggiore: cmon it's tristan you like tristan, i'm sure
TXC2: wither does nomal damage to a player
@jerryjeffhaining9527: Trystan and Isolde
@DarkMorford: "Trystan" just makes me want to make Yu-Gi-Oh jokes
@mo06: I'm glad Graham said it because I 100% want to backflip my entire deck into my graveyard
@VirvoxPenuriaLex: the changelings are awesome. They just get away with impersonating cuz people like having them around (they also probably eat people)
@teeelbaybay: are we making elfs
@pBlackcoat: Go home to twich LRRBot, you're drunk.
@DarkMorford: I mean, there is a "Clip" button here on YouTube, but I don't know if those get into the highlights.
@mo06: Slightly Peckish Chupacabra
@Sarah-Serinde: Highlights are only Twitch clips, yeah
@GravedSanctuary: Ratchet Racket
@VirvoxPenuriaLex: as opposed to wretched wretch
@smlvalentine: There's a mythic dragon with wither too
BrowneePointz: long neck
LRRMTG_Judge:
@WokenClick the same way as normal damage would when hitting a player. 
BrowneePointz: loooooong neck
tryllebanjo: @flatluigi The Proto-Logan.
DrLigmaPhD: @flatluigi phrasing
control_rig: Answer: yes
fanofmosteverything9: Bear Force Sealed
Manae: @LRRMTG_Judge Question: for cards like Emptiness, if you use both colors (eg, as part of the generic component) do you get both modes?
itsr67: just realized the 0/4 mana dork carries blight like nobody's business
Greendrag13: GREEN Kithkin?!
RealGamerCow: Bear Force Lorwyn
themercenary1987: @dabudder I'm pretty sure thats this whole set - and also a real issue in lore!
RandomTrivia: Of all the people to consider 2/2s for 2, Graham...
A_Dub888: Good Magic friends, how’s everyone The Gathering this fine morning?
LRRMTG_Judge:
@Manae yes. 
Bruceski: @yubel_uchiha I think they're up now. At east on Scryfall
Chenderle: horse shoes
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 welcome
fanofmosteverything9: Farriers make horseshoes.
BrowneePointz: this one is making bird shoes
WokenClick: @LRRMTG_Judge Wait, Squirrel (and others) said it wouldn't do anything?
TheWanderingNomad: @Greendrag13 To be fair, we have had Kithkin that were at least Selesnya
CastleOtranto: She was a surly farrier from Sooke
fanofmosteverything9: There's a shoe on the anvil.
North_Sol: horses shoes for your two-twos
stnrwzrd: farrier? no one watches forged in fire?
yubel_uchiha: @Bruceski ahh I’ll see ok thanks
Diabore: is it a griffin or just an eagle?
public_key_reveal_party: Fantasy ferriers have to diversify
Mangledpixel: so griffinshoes, then
MorganteMaggiore: farrier? i hardly know her
TheGentlemanGamer: Probably making goat gear
curley_d: no combat tricks but vigilance rocks
TXC2: "I've never liked that Tristan, no one seems to notice that he's just 3 guys named Stan in a coat."
walkeroftales: surly taps FOR your good creature, that rules
LRRMTG_Judge: @WokenClick Ah, apologies for the confusion. Wither (the ability) doesn't affect players, so damage is applied as normal. - Squirrel
RandomTrivia: "Taste my perfection!" *THWACK*
youcantlistentobuttons: @North_Sol Thank you, i audibly chuckled
stnrwzrd: and the deathtouch
LRRMTG_Judge:
@WokenClick they meant that Wither will not change the result of the damage. it will have its normal damaging effects (usually meaning loss of life) 
CypherRaze: @TXC2 This is a good joke.
BrowneePointz: the art!
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TXC2: CypherRaze thank you
BrowneePointz: just a lil guy
WokenClick: @LRRMTG_Judge Got it. Thanks both!
MorganteMaggiore: to asserd dominance there is the t post, what's the pose for perfection?
North_Sol:
@youcantlistentobuttons 
DrLigmaPhD: Flavor text: some elves still racist
walkeroftales: stomp them eyeblights, graham! only the perfect may live. I may have forgotten Llorwyn elves are fash....
LRRMTG_Judge: "Assert Perfection" is a new addition to the meta for cards to name for Spoils of the Vault when milling yourself out - Squirrel
flatluigi: instant speed 2/2 for 3 is hot
munocard: Instant Elf token seems good
TheWanderingNomad: Ah the modal "What Green Destroys Plus Something Extra"
maclenrac: sexy curve on that elf ball
DiscordianTokkan: Pilgrim's Little Guy
Pharmacistjudge: Naturalize + extra green target
itsr67: pilgrim's eye is always useful
BrowneePointz: @walkeroftales Lorwyn elves got better after the phyrexians almost made them extinct, but there’s a contingency of traditionalists trying to go back to “the old ways”
h3rsh3yb4r: how did G just pronounce stalactite?
munocard: It's the old runed stalactite equipment plus a token
Chenderle: so many creatures, even the artifcats, instants, and sorceries are creatures
walkeroftales: @BrowneePointz Ah, so neo-fash
TXC2:
stalactites are the ones that go down from the roof, so some effort went into making that dagger 
WokenClick: So if you have a changeling, does meralyn count it twice?
North_Sol: are there a lot of faeries in the set? (outside changelings)
LRRMTG_Judge: !card Maralen, Fae Ascendant
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
brieandbacon: @TXC2 nah, it just fell down
MorganteMaggiore: that emptiness is killing me, and i confess i still can't belive you opened it, so hit me oppo one more time - me everytime that i read that card
LRRMTG_Judge: @WokenClick She only counts them once - Kumatsu
BrowneePointz: new pestermite
theymerLoviatar: stalactites come down, stalagmites grow up, but which ones were edible again?
BrowneePointz: let’s gooooo
fanofmosteverything9: Pestermite 2!
meddlingmage_: pesterman!
RandomTrivia: Wow, Wind Drake cannot catch a break
gibbousm: I think it goes well with Kiki Jikki
EvilBadman: @North_Sol they're the u/b kindred, I'd hope so
cmdrud87: still goes infinite with kiki
IaCthulhuFthagn: I want to see a modal Playtest card from an Unknown Event that just does all the green modal naturalize things they have printed throughout the years except for killing a flier or destroying/exiling artifacts/enchantments.
walkeroftales: @North_Sol Dimir creature type I think?
WokenClick: @LRRMTG_Judge ty!
North_Sol: @EvilBadman Ah, true
CrossXhunteR: the only land cycler of the set, I think
itsr67: gran gran what happened
BrowneePointz: there’s a land cycle in every Color @crossxhunter
fanofmosteverything9: New Thirst, who dis
gibbousm: Yup, first time for creatures
TXC2:
blue doesn't play creatures 
RandomTrivia: And also Winternight Stories but we don't talk about that
fanofmosteverything9: Yeeees
cmdrud87: uuh, I need one of those- go really well in queza
GamerCat88: new Thirst Trap just dropped
walkeroftales: thirst for thirst. Draw 3, discard a thirst
GhostValv:

accountmadeforants: One of these days we'll get Thirst for Water
Chenderle: don't noggle me bro
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: scuse me?
North_Sol: the mind boggles!
flatluigi: noggle the mind, or asshat
TheGentlemanGamer: Commence to noggling
niccus: got ass in the head
LordManiMani: Get out
EvilBadman: Who out here noggling minds
RockPusher: My ducks, in a row. My mind, Noggled.
BlueFingers5: is thirst for x a trap though?
midnight_0il: The fact that it has no flavour text is a crime
public_key_reveal_party: Playable, don't need to know what it does
BlueFingers5: wait I can't ask that
xxashez: Helloo! So excited for this set and have been following Llrmtg for a long time first live ppr I have been able to catch!
TheTherirah: Get Noggled my guy
LRRMTG_Judge:
be mindful of cards like Maralyn or stuff like Coat of Arms with changeling. Those cards count the number of creatures that share a type; not the number of ways those creatures share types. 
fanofmosteverything9: @walkeroftales Donkey people
meddlingmage_: noggle the mind aka headass
gibbousm: The only way to beat the Mind Goblin is to Noggle them
Austin__Abridged: Mind Nogglin'
Futureidk: that’s better than splashing the blue three drop
accountmadeforants: Jimmies rustled, Mind noggled
TXC2: hello xxashez welcome
Strebenherz: Get noggled for the thirst
PorpoisesUnknown: Grahams laugh reminded me of Voldemort (more specifically Ralph Fines) there. I enjoyed it
LRRbot: Run Away Together [1U] | Instant | Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.
wickaboxet: dude, my mind is so noggled right now
TheGentlemanGamer: Very noggled. Very demure.
Boltarion: Hello wheeler 07
Micalovits: Killing the player with elves is also sorta removal
flatluigi: shoutouts to carly rae jepsen
@VirvoxPenuriaLex: probably goat shoes
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@mo06: Assert Perfection is a really good euphemism for a bite spell, I like that a lot
@travisclarke8855: I'm excited to finally finish my cube, it's 5c Mono-Colour.
@maurtendo: Woo, got here while deckbuilding is still happening. Glad I am not that late
@aceviru: @maurtendo You only missed the rules video.
@williamgoddard-i7r: that 5/5 for 4 that can't be blocked is silly
@mo06: Another very good card name
@RaidaTheBlade: I am SO happy that Noggles came back
@RaidaTheBlade: I was scared they’d forget about them
@LRRbot: Run Away Together [1U] | Instant | Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.
@DarkMorford: This set is really making me wish they still did nickname episodes of TTC
Spades_Slicc: Thirsting for Knowledge -> Meaning -> Discovery -> Identity is your average transition journey
LSRubin: it's a shame Slippery Bogle has hexproof, i'd love to noggle someone's bogle.
LRRMTG_Judge: @BlueFingers5 All the other Thirsts have been fantastic when you have enough of the thing they discard, and creatures are pretty easy to run in number - Squirrel
Chenderle: so much good art. Love that Rime Chill
Diabore: time to cut so many creatures
BrowneePointz: are you running both of your Mother in Laws?(Tam)
hamraffle: Changlings are great for filling out
TriseAlpha:
Turtle Power! 
PorpoisesUnknown: but wait! DERES MOAR
fanofmosteverything9: Turtles are later this year, Wheeler.
xxashez: I can not wait to build my faerie deck finally! 😁
TheGentlemanGamer: That spider changeling likely eats so many faeries.
MorganteMaggiore: plus that changeling it's a bird wizard, tecnically
maclenrac: gorgon wizard
Diabore: what moniker does this mom get?
cmdrud87: at least only hexproof, not protection
Dyllbert: Is Tam just better Mom? Or am I missing something?
TheDarmaniac: is it true that tam is jace and vraskas kid
cherryblossomchef: @Diabore Tom
TXC2: Mom in law ?
Derekwillis: Tam really good at maxing you payoff for vivid too!
hamraffle: That flying changeling is a brushwag advisor
Diabore: @Dyllbert protection means no blocks
BrowneePointz: Mother in Law @diabore
EvilBadman: @Dyllbert Mom's 1cmc and white, for one
xVoxtric: @Dyllbert protection is much better than hexproof from
Marvoleath: @Dyllbert mom is protection, this is just hexproof
Dyllbert: @Diabore Yes duh thanks lol
TriseAlpha: Tam: Mather in Law?
fanofmosteverything9: @TheDarmaniac She isn't. They've canonically been trying and it didn't work.
notkimboslice: Tam: Cool Aunt
OldUncleDan: So do I!
Genie_M: Tam also doesn't protect herself
Diabore: @Dyllbert and no damage either so you can block with mom
TriseAlpha: (Because she's a Quandrix)
maclenrac: thumbs up for the big butts
meddlingmage_: this is like if mom turned other things into a wild mongrel
North_Sol: “goblins will remember that”
Micalovits: How dare you Wheeler!
themercenary1987: @TriseAlpha Mom's new GF?
LaskoReadsComics: @fanofmosteverything9 I would not make that statement until the story explicitly says that
feelingfroggo: This set is making me want to make a Standard deck that's "mono green vivid" focused around hybrid creatures and vivid payoffs
Strebenherz: Goblin Deez....
hiFunko: and can't transform easily yeah
ThanhtTheBoss: @TheDarmaniac Also, I don't think Gorgons age that fast unless Teferi is involved. *cough*
Darleysam: @Strebenherz are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise
maclenrac: Poor Grub
TriseAlpha: @themercenary1987 History will say "they were roommates"
MasonzeroGaming: @TheDarmaniac My favorite theory is that she IS, but not from THIS reality. An alternate reality where Jace and Vraska could have a child.
MorganteMaggiore: i mean.. the true nick name would be "tam, not your mum, but she can be your mammy" but that's probably a one way ticket to the horny jail
Genie_M: We don't know Shandalarian gorgon biology (she's from there)
flatluigi: @MorganteMaggiore mamacita?
dfolesthekid:

maclenrac: Focus the bomb for best value
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TriseAlpha: Steppe Mom?
Pharmacistjudge: Tam is going to be a problem for me. because Tam is also a vietnamese name and it's pronounced closer to "thumb"
TheDarmaniac: @MasonzeroGaming reality fracture goes crazy later this year then, im learning so much about gorgons!
feelingfroggo: Tam isn't mom, she's your babysitter
notkimboslice: Tam is your mom's cool lesbian sister that lives out of state and owns an 87 Thunderbird
TXC2: TriseAlpha gotta save that for Tarkir
MorganteMaggiore: @TriseAlpha fenomenal
maclenrac: Stronk magic
PorpoisesUnknown: Thats alot of elves
Andymonium: hang on i found a few more elves between the sofa cushions
CaioAmaya: ELFF LETS GO
niccus: some nelves
TriseAlpha:
@TXC2 
Spades_Slicc: Is Tam a kind of Mom?
notkimboslice: any way we can pull off Noggle typal?
MorganteMaggiore: one as a treat?
CaioAmaya: Yeah Tam is cookie Baker mom
Genie_M: Tam is young 🕑
Diabore: if you want to draw it play as many as you can
Pyroxx___: Doesn't maralen also work with faeries?
Majickthise: Wheeler workshopping is so good.
maclenrac: power rating...good
curley_d: people are also going to want to remove it
CaioAmaya: Yes @pyroxx___
Purestorm_: TimTams?
North_Sol: the tam spam goes ham
TXC2: also She's a removel magnet
Diabore: she isnt difficult to kill, she doesnt get hexproof
LaskoReadsComics: @notkimboslice I love this so much
Micalovits: In sealed 2 is so rarely a problem that it doesn't matter - its if you have 3 or more it starts being a problem
Maximals2000: But have 2 of this one specifically is good
@pharmacistjudge: sets just come out so fast now
@mo06: Yeah, same, I miss them, I was enjoying when I got one or two in
@VirvoxPenuriaLex: 3/4 that synergizes with your deck? why not
@kristofpentek3154: I GOT AN LRR LIVE YEE
@DarkMorford: Yeah, I know it would be unsustainable with the pace of releases these days, but sometimes one comes out that would be gold.
@mo06: In retrospect they were starting to get a little injoke-heavy so a rest probably is good for it, and as pharmacistjudge mentioned there'd be seven episodes of it, lol
@Revolver_Rossalot: G opened Mather of Runes?!
@kristofpentek3154: hi paul and everyone^^
@iSmartMan1: I just realized tapping Tam gives you a Vivid of 5
@williamgoddard-i7r: counter spell and unsummon on same card
@williamgoddard-i7r: Glover of goons
@RaidaTheBlade: I would like something less formulaic than the nicknames got
@RaidaTheBlade: Just a podcast episode with the hosts going through all the cards and riffing on them. Just some fun jokes and anecdotes, without having to make a tortured nickname for each one
Derekwillis: I mean, yeah, imagine playing against an opponent who plays a second Tam after you answer the first....
funguslore: What does Tam do?
MorganteMaggiore: it remind me that one time i had two phyrexian obliterator in my pool
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Diabore: !card tam, mindful
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
CaioAmaya: !card Tam the mindful
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
rentar42: oh, the activated ability also fully enabls vivid, which is neat
Chenderle: sick
Marvoleath: !card tam, mindful first-year
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
CaioAmaya: !card Tam, the mindful
Maximals2000: Vivid shenanigans
TXC2: tam is like imtimidate, but for hexproof
Vinewood_OG: I cast Nicolas Cage
Zhofka: I caught this LIVE!
TXC2: imTAMidate....
BrowneePointz: also counts as an elf for Maralen
TXC2: hello Zhofka welcome
CaioAmaya: That secret lair inst out yet @vinewood_og
geekydad123: !card tam, mindful first-year
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Purestorm_: Surveiling every turn is really good, if it comes down to topdecking
TheDarmaniac: really good card selection
TriseAlpha: Tam isn't Mom exactly, but she's better in some ways, and does things Mom can't do. (also she's a high school student, so plz no lewd)
North_Sol:

TXC2: TriseAlpha Strixhaven is a collage, but still plz no lewd
Genie_M: Also she almost died in the story
TriseAlpha: Big Sis Tam?
MorganteMaggiore: @TriseAlpha wait, isn't strixhaven a college/university?
memnus: Strixhaven is closer to a university than a high school, yeah
fanofmosteverything9: "Maybe I don't need Noggle the Mind" is a very sad sentence that I'm probably going to say a lot in this Limited environment.
themercenary1987: @MorganteMaggiore Yeah, They are on a field trip
Wolfstrike_NL:
Any sideboard or second deck options? 
TriseAlpha: Strixhaven deliberately references Hogwarts, which is a high school, though the ages of the students aren't specified.
BrowneePointz: @trisealpha college student, but yea we’re all calling her Mother in Law because the Kor one is Step Mom and Skrelv is Dad/StepDad
North_Sol: We do not noggle, we don’t steal, we take the mind!”
minecookies: @TriseAlpha and how many ppl are lewding mtg that this needs to be stated??
fanofmosteverything9: An involuntary field trip, but a field trip.
TriseAlpha: @minecookies Enough. Welcome to the Internet (tm)
TXC2: minecookies too many/ not enough
EvilBadman:
@BrowneePointz we don't even know if she went to Strixhaven for Lawyer stuff 
TheDarmaniac: its seems anti tempo for such an agressive deck
PorpoisesUnknown: I agree with Wheeler on that one
Pharmacistjudge: Strixhaven is a college. those students are older, so they can participate in potentially deadly combat
minecookies: @TriseAlpha i know it happens but ive never seen lewd magic
Derekwillis: Instant speed elf is decent
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BrowneePointz: except for Zimone who got in young cuz Prodigy/Honor Student
FurthestChunk: no it's unethical to even consider lewd art of young adults, only people 60+ years old
MerlinZero:
@Pharmacistjudge And apparently get lost on other planes of existence 
TriseAlpha: @minecookies Agreed. Unlikely here specifically, but, just in case...
Angreed66: Can we move on from this
TheDarmaniac: this is my first time watching live, yall in chat are cool cats
WrightJustice: Too many twos
TheDarmaniac: @WrightJustice impossible
theymerLoviatar: Can't wait to see a card that's a 2/2 and the name involves the word Tutu
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Greendrag13: slam in 19 lands, run 46 to skate through mill XP
Pharmacistjudge: it's kinda hard to tell the age of a character if they are a animal in bloomburrow.
TriseAlpha: A 2/2 for 2 in a Tutu?
Genie_M: Another Elf though
public_key_reveal_party: @theymerloviatar coming to an un set near youn
thanzo: @WrightJustice it takes a lot to make a s-two
TXC2: theymerLoviatar an equipment card
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EvilBadman: @Greendrag13 Shivam coded advice
theymerLoviatar: card name 2/2 Tutu, makes a creature a 2/2
MasonzeroGaming:
@minecookies No way you have never seen the often-memed Liliana x Chandra playmat. 
macintose:
The 41 special 
Marvoleath:
or any art of Oko 
@josephsawczyn1145: Actual MtG property that isn't universe beyond slop? WotC could save MtG with good in universe and lore
@pharmacistjudge: it used to be Graham going through an nicknaming them himself. then evolved to everyone in the moonbase contributing, then democracy got involved.
@splat20: Is Tam hard to kill I thought the static ability only works on other creatures?
@pharmacistjudge: Tam does say other
@mo06: I guess the thing is once Tam is able to tap, it can give itself all colors
@pharmacistjudge: I am used to having 3 in universe sets and a core set per year. which we are still getting 3 in universe sets still...so i'm placated enough.
@splat20: doesn't matter
@Revolver_Rossalot: Tam is a bit tricky to parse on first sight because she can target herself just fine. It's just that unlike similar cards it's not the activated ability doing the heavy lifting.
@josephsawczyn1145: wish lorwyn would do more kithkin and flamekin and elementals. They are underappeciated and a lesser/weaker tribe. Love Goblins but Elves are to powerful
@williamgoddard-i7r: they gunna lose anyways
@tsimehcMTG: Is Marlin going to be voiced by Albert Brooks?
@josephsawczyn1145: Lorwyn Fairy tribal gonna win?!
@williamgoddard-i7r: try blocking
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@splat20: I love gross enchantments in an aesthetic like Lorwyn
@DarkMorford: the Ham Sandwich?!
@splat20: I would be personally reluctant to give up the wither equipment but that's probably because I'm not a great player
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Wiliart: 41, with 17 lands with so many 2 drops seems decent enough
Chenderle: I love running 41 cards (especially if I'm milling myself)
Kentosaurus: 41 is a legitimate strategy
memnus: @MasonzeroGaming A meta of mine unironically owns that playmat and I kind of hate it
PsychoI3oy:
ah, the
sandwich
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flatluigi: i'd just run this with the self mill
Diabore: i cant remember who but a pro has said its better to run 41 than to risk cutting the wrong card
tehcrashxor: 42 is always the answer
ElektroTal: FORTY FIVE OR BUST GRAHAM
ElektroTal: i told you during draft yesterday!
MorganteMaggiore: @tehcrashxor to the question: why did you end up 0-3?
fsforwardsound: 42 is lazy
FurthestChunk: no no we moved on from talking about busting
Genie_M: It's a good number
fanofmosteverything9: It's also a bit of defense against the consequences of your own self-mill.
fractaldunes: 42 is vigorous
CrossXhunteR: 2 lands
Greendrag13: 42 is the Answer
North_Sol: Hear me out — singleton
generalnuk: I feel Rime Chill is situational
funguslore: I think the elf that gets better is better then the kithkin just because it starts as a 2/2 instead of a 1/1
WrightJustice: 42 the meaning of life
OldUncleDan: Double Ham Sandwich?
TXC2: !relaxed
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FurthestChunk: why not just play 67 cards
TriseAlpha: Self mill or lots of draw, it can work, but...
LoadingReadyRun: @ElektroTal I see your 45 and raise you to 46!
Pharmacistjudge: I've seen Graham run 60 cards in limited.
BraveOthello: What's 6x7?
TXC2: out here to show off cards
BrowneePointz: for chat your actual probability doesn’t alter that much until about 43 cards
MasonzeroGaming: Run the entire pool. No one can stop you.
Greendrag13: @funguslore trample and ward 2 is REALLY nice though
cmdrzellgaudis: Whenever I run 42 cards, I go up to 43 and add the 18th land
fsforwardsound: different suggestion, run 42 and then after one game cut the card that played the worst
Jigokuro:
On the one hand, 42 is the answer to everything, on the other, it is the product of 6 7. So... 
TriseAlpha: #CoolDeckBro ?
fanofmosteverything9: Cool deck, Graham.
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A_Dub888: Cool Decknology!
funguslore: Yesss
pipshardfour: JaMeS?
Purestorm_: James?!
Pharmacistjudge: the rare James.
Wolfstrike_NL:
James
?!
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MorganteMaggiore: james?? from game knights?
kamilucky: James from hit game loading ready run?
ThanhtTheBoss: Chat, I hear the siren song of somebody loading up our popcorn maker. I fear I will have popcorn soon.
IbunWest:

TimeToFry: My toilet break! D:
kumatsu: @ThanhtTheBoss I hope you've got enough for all of chat
WiJohn: 15 minute long adds?!
TXC2: !youtube
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public_key_reveal_party: @timetofry what are phones for?
ThanhtTheBoss: @kumatsu But chat is so big right now!
MorganteMaggiore: good to know thanks
leilei22: very thoughtful
curley_d: nbd! love you guys
ExachixKitsune: I'm not sure twitch will let you run 15m ads
TXC2: the crack-a-pack is 15 mins
meddlingmage_:

funguslore:

MartonyTho:
I heard 15 min ads 
Derekwillis: Oh boy can't wait for my 3 hour ad break!
TheMerricat:

Hewdra: why does wheeler want us to swell
ExachixKitsune: except now I've said it, it might want you too
MorganteMaggiore: to shred you say
Stellapacifica: Remember to pop those primes if they're sitting around!
electra310: It is kinda what he said
Krillin_fan: 50 minutes of ads? wooo!
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EvilBadman: If you see these Ads in the street, give them $5 dollars to cast them away
KodeMage: crack a pack is an ad for wizards, isn't it?
North_Sol: huzzah
bogander_guy: 15 minutes of crack?
meddlingmage_:
1500 ads 
SanSanBlue: But that's just an Ad for Magic the Gathering!
TheWormbo: 15 minute ad for cracking packs
SanSanBlue: Wait
BrowneePointz: for those in chat Frank Karsten has done lots and lots of very cool math articles including limited deck probability, and 42 cards doesn’t alter your math THAT much
LSRubin: somebody help, i've been trapped in an ad break for 3 days
TheDarmaniac: 3 minute crack a pack with 15 miutes of ads
cjtree: 50 minutes of 3 minute ads for 15 minutes
DrJund:
50 minutes add LRR went corpa 
Invitare: I love seals
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tehcrashxor: Three 15 minute ads? /s
Pharmacistjudge: I remember when twitch would put entire movies on the ad break if you didn't click skip.
bogander_guy: where’s the crack?
fractaldunes: What if the people desire 15 minutes of ads?
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fanofmosteverything9: The children yearn for the ads.
EvilBadman: @fractaldunes The game awards were last month
meddlingmage_: give hte people what htey want
GamerCat88: the coke arc continues
RandomTrivia: @fractaldunes *That* is when you go to Youtube
electra310: @fractaldunes Watch cable television?
Creideiki_SE: Sealed gameplay? I was hoping chat would get to see it.
geekydad123: yeah, I definitely want to get a feel for how this will play, I might start drafting with this set.
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TheDarmaniac: the people yearn for 15 minute ads
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niccus: i guess in the end we *are* watching six hours of ads, but sometimes you're here for the ads
macintose: I mean you can argue that a crack a pack is in fact an ad from magic the gathering tm
Diabore: @BrowneePointz yeah like at a gp or something, itll matter, at a prerelease just play the 42 or whatever
MorganteMaggiore: is there gonna be a give away or not this ppr?
TXC2: MorganteMaggiore none that I know of
Diabore: @MorganteMaggiore they havent mentioned one so id say no
TheWormbo: @MorganteMaggiore hope not, they always make chat unusable
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bogander_guy: Imagine a future where you watch 15 minutes of ads and they give you crack.
MorganteMaggiore: ah ok, thx
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TXC2: TheWormbo thank you for saying it
flapjacksofwar: No free stuff. Guess ill have to watch some peak lrr content
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theymerLoviatar: @bogander_guy some sort of Pack-a-Crack?
funguslore:

Thefluffiestguineapig: @bogander_guy That sounds like reading a newspaper in the 1890's
LRRMTG_Judge: So chat. what Lorwyn Eclipse commander interests you the most?
Mumpaaah: Just play the whole Boggart Ballad as the ad breaks.
MorganteMaggiore: @TheWormbo oh really? i usually watch the ppr in the reupload but yeah.. that tracks haha
theymerLoviatar: @LRRMTG_Judge I kinda liked the commander deck Ashling for bad unplayable Elementals...
TheWormbo: So I guess it'S an ad break and *then* the crack a pack?
BrowneePointz: I’m heavily considering just picking up the Auntie Ool precon
MorganteMaggiore: @flapjacksofwar oh that was the best part, but just checking to be safe haha
Mumpaaah: @LRRMTG_Judge Goblins is always the answer.
BrowneePointz: that deck looks sick
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@RaidaTheBlade: Just throw in 18 lands and call it a day
@splat20: this deck seems like without wither it would have some trouble dealing with a 6/6 or bigger
@jimbassi986: I always play 42 in preRelease
@Sarah-Serinde: love just playing for fun
@Simriel: Magic? for Fun? Dunno about that... seems weird
@Eodiin: Love these two
@mayalynn: fingers crossed I have a similar pool to Graham's. all I want is elves.
@Sarah-Serinde: Over here you don't even need to worry about the ads
@DarkMorford: James Cameron at the PPR? No way
@brningpyre: excited to see what everyone builds
@chrisoverton825: ohhh neat
@brningpyre: heck yeah, Youtube
@ryanwatters7193: I think Graham said he was giving us all Collector Boosters.
@maurtendo: I heard fifteen minute ads
@Questioning_Phelddagrif: 18 minutes of ads?
@tsimehcMTG: A 13 minute ad break before a 50 minute ad? I'm confused.
@garrettlingard728: 15 three minute videos before an add break
@maurtendo: They just keep adding ads
@aceviru: All the ads.
@splat20: Wheeler is looking so rosy-cheeked, very on theme
@splat20: Shadowmoor Wheeler in clown makeup
@ryanwatters7193: Yeah, meant Shadowmoor XD
@hanfar8540: now thats a great ide
@aceviru: I wonder if anyone got a good enough pool for merfolk.
Oxdans: Are these not ads?
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leodanet: my first live ppr! im so excited!
BrowneePointz: *plucks a Marketing Executive* Behold! An Ad!
ProcyonFlynn:
Self Promotions generally don't count as ads under most guidelines 
3PlayerPolitics: lol
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TheWormbo: @Oxdans If you are currently seeing Twitch ads, there is currently just the LRR slides behind them. No cracking of packs.
Zaghrog: Twitch gets no revenue off these LRR ads, so unfortunately these don't count
maclenrac: Loaded and Ready to Run
saljik007: I wish twitch didnt run gambling ads
tyrsredritehand: Twitch reminding me why I use my free prime to avoid horrible ads.
MerlinZero: @TheWormbo The Scientist's Rap does kinda slap though
TheWormbo: @Zaghrog I believe if you are subscribed (or have Turbo), your view time during what would be ads still counts.
Zaghrog: Interesting
TXC2: and we're back
flapjacksofwar: Big Giant Circles has lots of great bops
nishwastaken: yay we're back
3schr: Huh...
maclenrac: Behold
control_rig: The James Cameron fight
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I forgot we scheduled D&D for Saturday rather than Friday, glad I get to watch
TXC2: Hello James, Ben and Cameron and Judge Nelson
LRRMTG_Judge:

public_key_reveal_party: Ah, the chair used to judgement
Diabore: poor cam
Grafikpapst :

tyrsredritehand: Fight Fight Fight!
markekv: judge chair
TheWormbo: There are bad mythics in this set, right?
ProcyonFlynn: RNG is a skill all it's own.
lamina5432: excited
Sir_Louis: yay waiting!
IR0NB0RN:
Boosties! 
Invitare: I was promised seal gameplay. Where are the seals?
3schr: Pack to crack!
TheGentlemanGamer: the chair for judging, the judging chair, the chair made for a judge. Judge's chair.
SanSanBlue: That's very in character for James's Friday Nights character
ThanhtTheBoss: I love waiting!
maclenrac: Yeah
TXC2: James speedrunning this
Marvoleath: James opening the donkey, fitting
BraveOthello: I wonder what the smell on this set is like?
rentar42: oh ... is there a punt/counterpunt coming in this ppr??!
TalpTheScot: he hasnt done a PPR in a while
bogander_guy: it’s time for gambling.
EvilBadman: Quick zoom in on the card in your hand
Chenderle: more auntie decks
flapjacksofwar: Gambling? Im in!
curley_d: banger art
MorganteMaggiore: @BraveOthello i guess it depends if the card was printed in lorwyn or shadowmoor
public_key_reveal_party:
You can use two fingers to zoom in on the cardboard cards I am told 
niccus: nonstop bog smell
leodanet: god i still remember cameron trying to zoom in on the card like it was his phone
ProcyonFlynn: Allergies and leaf-litter
Grimmbourne: woah, hot take, Lorwyn stinks
BrowneePointz: All the Special Guest cards are Physical Papercrafts btw. ALL of them. by one artist
kumatsu: Lorwyn is floral, SHADOWMOOR stinks
IaCthulhuFthagn:
@ProcyonFlynn People always get so upset when I flaunt my RNG manipulation skills in real life 
Stellapacifica: I think Lorwyn smells like overripe jungle floor
Marvoleath: @kumatsu but shadowmoor elves are the floral ones
falcn120: My mind went to that they sent a German collector booster for Wheeler, which is why James had to keep waiting for the card reader
rentar42: thanks chat for informing me that I was watching all this 5 minute timeshifted .... in a way
LRRbot: Figure of Fable [{G/W}] | Creature — Kithkin [1/1] | {G/W}: This creature becomes a Kithkin Scout with base power and toughness 2/3. / {1}{G/W}{G/W}: If this creature is a Scout, it becomes a Kithkin Soldier with base power and toughness 4/5. / {3}{G/W}{G/W}{G/W}: If this creature is a Soldier, it becomes a Kithkin Avatar with base power and toughness 7/8 and protection from each of your opponents.
geekydad123: Lorwyn probably smells very earthy
WitchyTQ: i want that one!!
RandomTrivia: ELK BUNNY
WitchyTQ: it needs to go in my bunny binder
fanofmosteverything9: Love the jackalope-frog
curley_d: this set rules
TheGentlemanGamer: That lavaleaper is nutty.
niccus: end a game fast
BrowneePointz: Mass Hysteria meets Mana Flare for basics
Mumpaaah: Concordant Mana Flare
TXC2: big symiatry
theymerLoviatar: Group Bun
ThanhtTheBoss: This group hug burns!
ProcyonFlynn: Oooh, more GroupSlug for mono-red? Love it.
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North_Sol:
Is the faerie surfing on a disk? 
kumatsu: but it's one of each oko
RockPusher: Good joke streamer
MrBibz: +2
n0tip: incredible
xx_Elfhere_xx: OKO called
kyuubeynokitsune: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
control_rig: Good joke Ben
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wow ben
cattleprodlynn: Hello friends.
TXC2: missed heart attacks in a can
pipshardfour: so true
TXC2: hello cattleprodlynn welcome
TimeToFry: Did they mention anything about giveaways for today?
TheWanderingNomad: @cattleprodlynn Welcome on in, just in time for round one
EvilBadman: @TimeToFry no, just good PPR vibes
BrowneePointz: Evyn fong cooks
rentar42: I'm not looking forward to the german translation of the card names ... but maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised ....
MerlinZero: Got there! yay for Scarecrows!
@splat20: I haven't seen the whole set but with returning characters like Maralen I can only hope to see a new version of everyone's favourite MtG character: Doomgape!
@DarkMorford: Prof would be so stoked if someone had a Merfolk deck
@vegas_party_animal7737: Did Wizards actually give them product to giveaway this time. I missed the start of the stream since I only checked the LRRMTG acount at 10:00 like an idiot 😅
@jerryjeffhaining9527: Shadowmoor wheeler just is historical pagliacci
@pharmacistjudge: they did not mention any product giveaways
@maurtendo: Who are the guests this time?
@pharmacistjudge: No guests
@DarkMorford: Meanwhile, I need to figure out what I'm doing for lunch
@aceviru: Wooo
@splat20: but it is James vs Cameron which is like James Cameron
@vegas_party_animal7737: @pharmacistjudge it really does seem like WOTC did this set even dirtier then
@Sarah-Serinde: No giveaways today as far as I'm aware
@maurtendo: Sadly I might have to close chat so that I can see the person on the left...
@jerryjeffhaining9527: cameron'
@jerryjeffhaining9527: cam you're in danger
@pharmacistjudge: WoTC has pulled back quite a bit on the PPR over the years.
@splat20: What an intimidating start from James!
@ryanwatters7193: Serge to the side watching from the judge chair? Spicy.
@vegas_party_animal7737: @maurtendo it’s just James, do you really need to see him
@maurtendo: Well, once the booster has been opened...
@jerryjeffhaining9527: what a gorgeous plains
@Sarah-Serinde: Yeah I really like that art
@vegas_party_animal7737: Durning the day it smells lavendery at night not so much
@LRRbot: Figure of Fable [{G/W}] | Creature — Kithkin [1/1] | {G/W}: This creature becomes a Kithkin Scout with base power and toughness 2/3. / {1}{G/W}{G/W}: If this creature is a Scout, it becomes a Kithkin…
@splat20: that lavaleeper looks like the start of watership down
@jerryjeffhaining9527: Mana flare plus haste
@maurtendo: Come on, serialized card
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Johnstar12: Yay! Lorwyn Eclipsed PPR! So excited!
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Jon_CoffeeRobot: don't pick on Tim
Commodore_Perry_GG: Not since Storm the Seedcore
Diabore: another entry into "best art on most mid card"
curley_d: thirsty cycle
fanofmosteverything9: The littleness of that guy is off the charts.
flatluigi: you telling me a--
BrowneePointz: this card is gross
TXC2: if only that green card wasn't a 4/2
TriseAlpha:
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rentar42: @curley_d if I understand the internet correctly there are multiple thirst-invoking cards in this set
Simonark: We aren’t “Scarecrow Enthusiasts”, we are the Wickergentsia
BraveOthello: What's vinebread taste like? Is it short?
ThanhtTheBoss: Oh so looking forward to End-Blaze Epiphany
MerlinZero: I like it
BrowneePointz: He’s BACK
niccus: sometimes fine with x=0
MerlinZero: Cam just hitting all the bangers
Kivipaperisakset: ok, missed the start because I needed to updated my cube (traded for 5 fetch lands today!) but all caught up now! Good that you did some filler with collector boosites
MorganteMaggiore: it's a knight james
MrBibz: Oh damn
TXC2: !clips
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RandomTrivia: Hot damn
Jon_CoffeeRobot: no joko
Mumpaaah: Called shot
TheGentlemanGamer: Jesus cam
curley_d: them abs
MrSarkhan:

maclenrac: Oko
kyuubeynokitsune: yoooooooo
TriseAlpha: Uncle Oko
BrowneePointz: Prince of Shadowmoor Himself!
xx_Elfhere_xx: knew he would get it
funguslore: Clap
bogander_guy: 😳
North_Sol: Oh hey loko how you’ve been
TS_Terrapin: The newest sexy oko
RandomTrivia:

Grafikpapst : K-Pop Oko
BraveOthello: Stupid sexy oko
fisyx: Is this post round 1?
LSRubin: stupid sexy Oko
petey_vonwho: Stupid sexy oko
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: he who lounges
brieandbacon: Oko, Bisexual Sitter
fanofmosteverything9: Oko, Who Reclines
Kivipaperisakset: They should clearly show his back on the flipside, come on!
TheWanderingNomad: @fisyx Pre
TheGentlemanGamer: Oko: "YOU RANG?"
TXC2: fisyx nope
flapjacksofwar: Cameron "Called Shots" Lauder
LRRbot: Mutable Explorer [2G] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/1] | Changeling / When this creature enters, create a tapped Mutavault token.
kyuubeynokitsune: @TS_Terrapin ...so the newest Oko
BrowneePointz: tbf he IS literally royalty on this plane
kumatsu: Prescott mentioned he tried really hard to sit Oko in a pose he hadn't been in yet
Majickthise: i stan Oko
EvilBadman: @fisyx pre
xx_Elfhere_xx: love this card
cattleprodlynn: Another little guy!
fisyx: Hell yeah
lightfut: Oko only lounges
TheWanderingNomad:

TXC2: somehow not an Alchemy card
rentar42: "a tapped mutavault token" is some text ...
fanofmosteverything9: You can just do that!
Diabore: oh right this card, this was revealed ages ago
Mumpaaah: Rhino?
Donutholez: OKO can't be a guest in Game Knights. He doesn't stand
TriseAlpha: Using art seen in the Lorewun/Shadowmoor DnD book
leodanet: must be related to tasigur
Grimmbourne: it annoys me that wotc is having their own ppr today
LRRbot: Mutavault | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: This land becomes a 2/2 creature with all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.
galleadden: Yo did the Worm token get opened!?
Mr_Horrible:
no you have to buy a mutavault to be the token 
Marvoleath: There is
RandomTrivia: Woah
BrowneePointz: @trisealpha there wasn’t a dnd book. just a tiny little itty bitty micro supplement
MerlinZero: What's everyone's snack of choice today?
BrowneePointz: did we get the Worm?
Marvoleath:
@Mr_Horrible might be the cheaper option 
Diabore: cam boxed james' car
BrowneePointz: the new worm token is SO CUTE
TheGentlemanGamer: @MerlinZero Smokey almonds and sweet tea.
maclenrac: $15 token
WotC_Matt: "You can just do that?" is behind a lot of game innovations.
Mr_Horrible: @Marvoleath yeah I'm now remember the fable token...
ShifuDaxiongmao:
asking Ben to find a token is how we spend all of 2026 
fanofmosteverything9: Ooh, great layout.
TheDarmaniac: WOAH the layout is sweet!
MrSarkhan: James with the best lands.
RockPusher: Goblin [Pun]‽ I love Goblin [Pun]!
Mumpaaah: Unstable lands GOATed
MerlinZero: @TheGentlemanGamer most excellent, its all pork rinds with nasvhille ranch dip over here.
Pharmacistjudge: !card seasoned hallow-blade
LRRbot: Seasoned Hallowblade [1W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/1] | Discard a card: Tap this creature. It gains indestructible until end of turn.
TXC2: 4 life is cheaper then a card IMO
Vandristine: notably worse in this format at least because of -1/-1 stuff
rentar42: @WotC_Matt so "Mox Opalizer {0} - Sorcery - Create a Mox Opal Token" next?
geekydad123: us old skool players remember the Regenerate keyword
LoadingReadyRun:
@TheDarmaniac
thanks!
TheGentlemanGamer: @MerlinZero Hell yeah brother
TriseAlpha: @BrowneePointz Then where did this book come from?
Travilogue: Maybe I'm just hungry but I keep reading ECLxLRR as "éclair"
Grimmbourne: does anyone know if the Oft Nabbed Goat is a commander only card or is it in the main?
North_Sol: commander
WokenClick: sure seems to be a lot of green early in James' UB deck
TXC2:
geekydad123 and now we have to take back medicen 
fanofmosteverything9: Feet shown
Grimmbourne: curses
Marvoleath: @Grimmbourne it's in precon
RockPusher: Travilogue well now I want an eclair too
TheMerricat:
@LoadingReadyRun And thematically, personality appropriate to both players. 
Mazrae: Hello everyone, some mtg here i see
ShifuDaxiongmao: Sir Veil.... that better be a card name in a future Un- set
Chenderle: jelly lion looks yummy
flatluigi: did james defeat his land curse
TXC2: hello Mazrae welcome
TheGentlemanGamer: TWO LAND JAMES?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Already James
TheGentlemanGamer: NOOOOO
BrowneePointz: I LOVE that Cam built the Teeth Breaker deck this time around
Gekyouryuu: Is it bad that I want to feed Cam's creature to a Soul Cauldron for a deck full of cards that care about being tapped and also has graveyard interaction?
Qwex1: No card text in chat?
North_Sol: Oko dokily
flapjacksofwar: Cam is feisty thus PPR
Bruceski: Do we just nickname the Scout a Shaved Thespian?
TheMerricat: Chat, I don't play paper MTG, I just realized I never thought about how this is handled... how do you do double sided card if they are sleeved... do you actually have to unsleeve, resleeve them or is there some other way?
FijneVent: Is James G or B?
TXC2: 2 land hand is fine IRL, a death sentence in Arena
Pinwiz11: As another person with the James-curse, I feel the land screw pain
curley_d: you did discard
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @TheMerricat yup!
maclenrac: Got magiced
fanofmosteverything9: @TheMerricat I just pull it out and flip it.
TXC2: TheMerricat often yes
rentar42: @TheMerricat there's placeholder cards that you can use instead, but many people do unsleeve. especially when the cards are double-sleeved
BrowneePointz: @themerricat sleeve resleeve or unsleeve and lay on top
curley_d: oooo fun new font too!!
Bruceski: @TheMerricat yes. Or you have another copy off to the side flipped if you were able to plan ahead and they're not 20 bucks or something
Jon_CoffeeRobot: and then forget to flip them back after the game
TheGentlemanGamer: My precon pain is two-land openers and crap mulligans
Gekyouryuu: @TheMerricat You can, but many sets with double sided cards have blank tokens you can use for replacements in the deck
LaskoReadsComics: @TheMerricat You are allowed to use a placeholder, and just have the actual card on the side and pull it out when you draw the placeholder
@tsimehcMTG: Four Loko, Legendary Planeswalker Loko: +1: Tap target player and put a stun counter on them
@jerryjeffhaining9527: Kithkin look unpleasant (completmentary)
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@aceviru: fishland!
@maurtendo: Remember, being a king is Azorius
@maurtendo: Stop being king? Lose white and blue
@aceviru: niiiice
@splat20: called the shot even!
@travisclarke8855: That's the first bear ever seen on Lorwyn too!
@LRRbot: Mutable Explorer [2G] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/1] | Changeling / When this creature enters, create a tapped Mutavault token.
@Sarah-Serinde: Oko won't stand for this
@vegas_party_animal7737: Oko should just start saying I will not stand for this in the novels as a running joke
@LRRbot: Mutavault | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: This land becomes a 2/2 creature with all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.
@aceviru: how the mighty have fallen
@sandmanlives3: Me catching this live?! Wow! I love Lorwyn, PPRs and LRR!
@vegas_party_animal7737: That bear planeswalkered just to be that Kithkins mount
@jerryjeffhaining9527: i appreciate the maple leaf axe
@splat20: I think it is too soon to be assuming Jame's curse has changed
@aceviru: Oh don't worry he's bound to flood.
macintose: @TheMerricat Some people will take it out and leave it unsleeved until it changes zones
TheWormbo: @TheMerricat Not sure if they are still a thing, but there used to be "checklist cards" with a list of DFCs of the set in the token slot. You could mark and sleve those and have the DFC ready for when it becomes relevant.
Coricket: odd question, what font is being used for life totals to match the set text?
TheMerricat:
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BrowneePointz: 5 mana 1/5 baybee
RandomTrivia: For some reason my brain only just thought of "I am a Farrier, and don't call me Surly"
TheGentlemanGamer: LET'S GOOOOOOO THIRD LAND
North_Sol: enter rejoice step
TheOlipod: They don't do lists of DFCs anymore, but they do the blank cards with Magic backs
maclenrac: swanky life totals
BusTed: entering rejoice step
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cattleprodlynn: Hang on, someone said that the mothership was doing its own PPR as well?
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Derekwillis: That's a common with the Titan trigger template?
Gekyouryuu: @TheWormbo At some point they stopped doing a list and just had a blank card with spots to write the names of both sides and costs/text/etc
fanofmosteverything9: This poor tree.
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TheGentlemanGamer: Black Thumb Cam
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North_Sol: Ferngully, as performed by this blighted tree
TheDarmaniac: 5 mana draw 3 with a body? not bad
fanofmosteverything9: Fresh-Faced Cadetling
TheGentlemanGamer: @North_Sol "POOOOOOISON SLIIIIME..."
anhakha: These card names are fantastic.
KickAssKanuck: what does blight do again?
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silent_sol: Goblinless goblin
BrowneePointz: plz Nelly it’ll be Dumpy Grumpling
anhakha: Spoingly boingle
MrSarkhan: The art in this set is so good.
North_Sol:
@TheGentlemanGamer 
Marvoleath: @LoadingReadyRun I believe Scryfall should have all of the cards now, but I'd expect they check that
ipoddodd: @KickAssKanuck put n -1/-1 counters on a creature you control
TXC2:
Grumpy dumpers is what I had after Xmas 
rentar42: @KickAssKanuck Blight N is "put N -1/-1 counters on a creature you control"
anhakha: Gungy Plump bee
TheMerricat:
I should mention the question about how to handle double faced cards came up as I was licking butter flavored popcorn oil off my fingers and thinking about how much of a disaster it would be if I were playing magic ATM. 
rentar42: @Marvoleath doesn't seem complete yet
public_key_reveal_party: This really is the "mouthfeel" set
KickAssKanuck: Ty!
king_of_durp: What is the grumpy dumpling do?
tyrsredritehand: Suprise, Grumpy Dumpling is new Boggle. Banworthy.
TheOlipod: @TheMerricat I think all your cards are in danger in this situation lol, poor sleeves
WiJohn: Oh man embassy guard in the fae lands does sound like a nightmare
TheDarmaniac: @public_key_reveal_party wild yet correct description
Ty_Sylicus: I'm here!
RockPusher:
TheMerricat the lubrication should make unsleeving and resleeving easier 
BrowneePointz: who up poisoning they tree
TheGentlemanGamer: I'm waiting for us to get "scrungle" as a descriptor in a title.
TXC2: hello Ty_Sylicus welcome
feelingfroggo: @king_of_durp Grumpy Dumpling is a food that you can turn ingo a 3/1
CuteTeaGoat: alright, i'm here, can we start over?
Chenderle: when you blight you can add the -1/-1 counters to any creatures you control right? Not just the one with the ability
king_of_durp: Oh that sounds good.
TheGentlemanGamer: Cam just pouring used motor oil onto a potted plant
fanofmosteverything9: The treefolk is now a -3/1.
Gekyouryuu: Ben, there's a great comic of someone seeing a card with a "cool" name, infinity power, and "if your opponent breathes, they lose" and calling it a rookie's card while sweating bullets over a little raccoon that says "you can eat garbage for free on your turn"
LRRMTG_Judge: @Chenderle Correct! - Squirrel
TheOlipod: @Chenderle indeed
BrowneePointz: @chenderle yep but they have to be on ONE can’t split them
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @Chenderle That's right, you choose the creature to blight. Same when you target an opponent with blight, they choose their target
feelingfroggo: @king_of_durp I was making that up, there isn't a card called Grumpy Dumpling
generalnuk: Could also blight other creatures right so could draw even more.
Chenderle: thanks!
flatluigi: it might be worth mentioning after this round that you can blight any creature you own
IaCthulhuFthagn: @TheMerricat This is why we triple sleeve, to protect our nice sleeves with cheap, ablative sleeves.
North_Sol: @feelingfroggo yet
TheMerricat:
@IaCthulhuFthagn 
LRRMTG_Judge:
this is also why is recommended you resleeve your deck regularly. 
RandomTrivia: Something something joke about getting your guts split
fanofmosteverything9: Who up splitting their gut?
TheDarmaniac: guttsplitter gang is hawt
TheOlipod: oh wow
LRRMTG_Judge:
and wash your playmat. 
yatagarasu1177: what did you just call me
Sir_Louis: #gutsplittergang
TXC2:
fanofmosteverything9 me every time I go for a run 
Sorator13: well, where do you think the guts they split go?
North_Sol: index funds
Obothehobo11: I don’t know when the little damage markers were added to the overlay but they look great Paul
TheGentlemanGamer: Hell yeah the boi
maclenrac: nice
RockPusher: Coricket the font for the life totals I assume Paul has access to the set title font as part of the resources for running the PPR if it isn't just one you can buy
BrowneePointz: I love that they leaned on Boar/Labyrinth style goblins for Shadowmoor
@TobaccoPancake: surrender game
@splat20: it could be a game yet!
@aceviru: grumpy dumpy sat on a wall...
@tsimehcMTG: Grumpy Dumper is me after late night binge eating
Gekyouryuu: I'm excited for the red spell that needs you to blight X, which can't be more than your highest toughness, to do that much damage to each opponent and their creatures, then having Wall of Ba Sing Se and blighting a 1/1 with those counters just to be safe
RandomTrivia: It sure isn't Axo-little
TheGentlemanGamer: This baby can fit so much Card into it
fanofmosteverything9: Love to sigh wistfully as I hit for 6.
WiJohn: Axolotlent!
vetchable: thats an axolbiggle
Greendrag13: ETB drawing? Guess he likes to... axolotl questions!
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Obothehobo11 It was a thematic addition for Final Fantasy, right? That just so happens to look real nice just in general.
North_Sol: @Greendrag13 hrrrk
BrowneePointz: more like Axolslaughter
cattleprodlynn: @RockPusher Yeah, I just noticed that as well. Paul or whomever else is on the overlay team is really killing it.
RockPusher:
Coricket well observed though since it is a nice touch on the overlay 
LRRMTG_Judge: Draw step first
notkimboslice:
@Greendrag13 
LoadingReadyRun:
@Coricket
Life total font is one I found that just felt like it had the same vibes as the logo font. It's called Hentimps Circlet
IR0NB0RN: Cam is still missing a card though, right?
TheGentlemanGamer: Gutsplitter Gang, noted Saga Step enjoyer
brieandbacon: @LoadingReadyRun It's an excellent choice
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Hentimps Circlet sounds like a 3 mana artifact
TheMerricat:
@Gekyouryuu I'm so exicted for that one too. I play a lifegain deck that generates 1/1 tokens when it's firing off and my big guys routinely get to 20/20 
Terminal423: @LoadingReadyRun It's so close I thought WotC had provided it
maclenrac: Ben has judged you
simpletoon: @LoadingReadyRun Great work!
NonchalantAvenger: question - if i don't have any creatures can i blight 0 vreatures to avoid losing 2 life?
Pharmacistjudge: For the Aetherdrift ribbons, i spent alot of time font matching the fonts WoTC used on the preview video.
TXC2: Jon_CoffeeRobot I was gonna say it sounds like a LRR character
North_Sol: Hentimps Circlet is the artifact of unimaginable power in a D&D campaign
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BrowneePointz: Hentimps Circlet sounds like a Roborosewater card
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Jon_CoffeeRobot I was thinking an unplayable 7 mana artifact that predated Equipment but did something vaguely related.
TheOlipod: @LoadingReadyRun Woah it fits so well I thought it was the same font
maclenrac: Incarnations!
TheMerricat: @NonchalantAvenger If you don't have any creatures, then the creature demanding you blight is gone too, isn't it?
a_singular_stick: @NonchalantAvenger if you have no creatures, you cannot blight
RandomTrivia: WELL THEN
TheGentlemanGamer: Oh my god
RandomTrivia: And foil, by the looks
TheGentlemanGamer: Lotl lotl lotl
TheOlipod: Another one!
fanofmosteverything9: He's just so wistful...
Pharmacistjudge: A-Sell-Lowt.
Sir_Louis: Thats a lotta lotl
maclenrac: nice hand boss
LRRMTG_Judge: @NonchalantAvenger Unfortunately not! - Squirrel
Crazykazel: James getting all the mythics lol
TXC2:
"fixed" in that it's 6 mana? 
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BrowneePointz: it’s a coat of arms vanquished banner love child
North_Sol: whole lotta lotl
NonchalantAvenger: @TheMerricat ok... got it... and if it was an enchament?
Pharmacistjudge: I guess Ah-Sell-Lowt
IaCthulhuFthagn: @North_Sol It's the game designer's own character's custom item printed in the second edition books for a niche RPG.
Jon_CoffeeRobot:
@AnAnonymousGifter Thanks so much 
BraveOthello: Goblin those axolotls! ... Is that anything?
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NonchalantAvenger: @LRRMTG_Judge 10
NonchalantAvenger: x
BrowneePointz: no Whelps here, only Gobbos
TheMerricat: @NonchalantAvenger Like if someone blighted you with a spell and there were no creatures to blight? then they go bye bye.
TheOlipod: You may eat garbage for free rahhhhh
North_Sol:
@IaCthulhuFthagn 
A_Dub888: Serge is always perfect
Grimmbourne: Goblin Offensive (flavor text) They certainly are
fanofmosteverything9: Asset Perfection is something you get when you're good at investing.
bogander_guy: <message deleted>my balls itch.
North_Sol: Your honour, I wasn’t biting the target — I was asserting perfection
brieandbacon:

bogander_guy: ok.😔
TheGentlemanGamer: Asset Protection is super Brokers-coded.
ThanhtTheBoss: A Serge Protection is when you protect a judge
LRRMTG_Judge: @NonchalantAvenger From the release notes: "If you can’t place -1/-1 counters on any creatures you control (probably because you control no creatures), you can’t choose to blight." - BlackRose
IaCthulhuFthagn: @fanofmosteverything9 I was thinking it was when you do final passes on your game's 3D models.
SanSanBlue: Asset perfection is when your secured transaction is verified or something something
Thefluffiestguineapig: Asserting perfection sounds like an Elesh Norn statement
public_key_reveal_party: What are the fae but a mob with a very strict code
NonchalantAvenger: @LRRMTG_Judge amazing thanks so much
curley_d: and you ate that, james
vetchable: whats the creature on james'ss field?
LoadingReadyRun:
"Hey, Elemental Incarnation Deceit, are you a crab?" "....No"
cattleprodlynn: Naw, fae have no specific codes. They do what they will.
Derekwillis: Huh, yeah. That's uh.... A good limited card assuming it doesn't eat a naturalize.
Earthenone: did james open kathleens pool (old ppr joke)
notkimboslice: @Thefluffiestguineapig wait til you find out where the Lorwyn elves fall on the old political spectrum
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @vetchable 'Kulrath Mystic'
vetchable: @Jon_CoffeeRobot thanjs
TXC2: asset perfection is the opposite of Temu
IaCthulhuFthagn: Chronicle of Victory seems mid and also will be insanely expensive because people love typal in EDH.
kumatsu:
@LoadingReadyRun I don't see any Crab on that type line 
North_Sol: is the elf sniffing their fingers? >.>
Thefluffiestguineapig: @notkimboslice Oh I'm very aware, kind of shocked more of them didn't fall to the oil
TheWormbo: Create a Nelf
BrowneePointz: depending on which variation of the Fae some have Codes(like the ones that lean heavy the Courts)
Wolfstrike_NL: O hey, Cam's back to 20, time for the game to begin
Jon_CoffeeRobot: such good goblin art in this set already
Chenderle: wow, berserker gets real big real fast
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@TheWildcard87: feels good to have a real magic set again.
@TobaccoPancake: poor axelotl
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@maurtendo: so far...
@Revolver_Rossalot: James living in mythical Christmas land?
@havcola6983: This feels like a time capsule from 10 years ago 💖 💔
@maurtendo: must have moved there when Kathleen moved out
@brningpyre: oof
@brningpyre: yeah, Cameron's board was great
BrowneePointz: Boggarts know only War
maclenrac: that dude with Kranko
TheGentlemanGamer: @Chenderle Yeah how many dual goblin makers at lower mv's are there, right?
BrowneePointz: piledriver lite
TheGentlemanGamer: Comes down on 4 at... 12 power?
generalnuk: will that goblin impact pauper
fanofmosteverything9: Power = 2 x Gobs is a heck of an ability.
TheGentlemanGamer: Yeesh
TheOlipod: @Thefluffiestguineapig In theory, they should've, Phyrexians attacked them first and completely beat them. But I guess WotC didn't want to wipe them out. Realistically tho they should be extremely sparce
namagem1: I love how most of the art in this set is traditional
notkimboslice: @Thefluffiestguineapig Lorwyn elves and Phyrexians have fundamentally incompatible ideas of what "perfection" is, which probably explains that lol
TXC2:
really funny to me that Lorwyn elves are basically eugenistis, yet they only live 30-ish years instead of the hundreds other live normally 
North_Sol: when a goblin works out and becomes a 6/6, you pay more for appearance fees
Strebenherz: I'm so ready for these gobbos
KarlHellisearth: loving the Chronicles of victory.
Chenderle: that tree drew so many cards
Thefluffiestguineapig: @notkimboslice That's fair, the Phyrexians are not beautiful enough to draw in the Lorowyn elves now I really stop and think about it. The Izzet were such easy targets because it's just another experiment
BrowneePointz: reminder: not ALL the Lorwyn Elves are eugenicists anymore, just the traditionalists
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Just the jerks
flatluigi: remember: you can blight other creatures so it can draw even more than 4 cards
fanofmosteverything9: Lorwyn Eclipsed: Swimming in blight!
TXC2: Phyrexians aren't about perfection, they're about complation, and as we know, perfect is the enemy of done/complete
BrowneePointz: there’s two very good treefolk that synergies with blight, one kills other creatures and one draws cards
Bugberry: new Rhys
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I was just watching the North 100 review, the new Rhys lets you take as *many* as you want off
anhakha: The 4 mana 6/6 seems good in Jon Irenicus.
RandomTrivia:

North_Sol: my head cannon for giants is that they’re helping you work off -1/-1 flab
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 I was meaning Elesh-Norn's definition specifically, wasn't she all about perfection? Or has it been too long for me? Anyway that's neither here nor there
TheGentlemanGamer: We are not bringing two-land opener energy into this gosh darn year, fellas!
Derekwillis: There's a treefolk that removes counters from itself to reanimate a small creature. Those two together seem REALLY good.
TheDarmaniac: GET YOUR GAME ON
LRRbot: Bloom Tender [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: For each color among permanents you control, add one mana of that color.
TheGentlemanGamer: WOOOOOO
funguslore: KEKW
BrowneePointz: Hell of a reprint
fanofmosteverything9: Tendies!
kumatsu: it was like, 30 bucks, I think?
falcn120: Love Bloom Tender
control_rig: Bloom Tender! Great reprint
BrowneePointz: it hadn’t been reprinted meaningfully in a WHILE
TheOlipod: It was nearly 40 bucks
Thefluffiestguineapig: These names are so good
BlueFingers5: What did you call me
TalpTheScot: some of these names
TheGentlemanGamer: Mud WHAT tosser
TheGentlemanGamer: Where is it tossin
funguslore:

vetchable: thats one hell of a name
fanofmosteverything9: Spiky Feistling, my favorite.
TXC2:
Thefluffiestguineapig I don't know about her in specific so.... 
Derekwillis: So, why is a 2 drop mana dork a mythic again?
CrossXhunteR: Cameron beholds a goblin like he’s flipping James the bird
Marvoleath: @Derekwillis cause it can add up to 5 mana
IaCthulhuFthagn: The set is giving so many Crack-a-Pack opening phrases.
Commodore_Perry_GG: She mud on... nvm
North_Sol: Mudbotton Cursetosser is an excellent invective
BrowneePointz: That’s a very British sounding insult
anhakha: This reminds me of the robo rosewater cube Draft...
TXC2: vail code
Crazykazel: Mudbutton into the Spiky Feistling is a wild sentence
anhakha: The names are very similar.
Gekyouryuu: Mud, Butt, and Curse Tosser
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I loved him in Dr Strange
fanofmosteverything9: Excellent Crack-a-Pack opener.
TheGentlemanGamer: @North_Sol I can hear a Shakespearean character in Midsummer Night's Dream saying that
maclenrac: tanking on turn 3
TalpTheScot:
@Jon_CoffeeRobot 
KarlHellisearth: Beforehand, I believe you used to have something called mud button torch runner
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@TheGentlemanGamer Probably one of the ways they could vibe test certain types of card names 
BrowneePointz: goblins also got 2 or 3 Zulaport cutthroat effects in JUST this set
IaCthulhuFthagn: @TheGentlemanGamer Which, as we remember from Desert Bus, is the most overrated Shakespeare play.
TheGentlemanGamer:
@Thefluffiestguineapig 
fanofmosteverything9: Lorwyn's Mudbutton Warren is well documented, yes.
markekv: two damage right?
TheGentlemanGamer: Stomp gaaaang
WiJohn: Big feets!
maclenrac: that's a big foot
TXC2: big feets, 3 toes
Gekyouryuu: Stangly Gompling
vetchable: his feet too big for his goddman he
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Also would anyone else love a Bloomburrow Lorwyn crossover?
markekv: nvm dunno why I thought that
Szyael: Gonna Gangly Stompling your Mudbottom Cursetosser
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TheGentlemanGamer: Too gangly for this world
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Loooovely new Wylie Beckert art
maclenrac: get walking
hiFunko: These gangly feet were made for walkin'
fanofmosteverything9: Stomp on home.
TheGentlemanGamer: *stomps off*
@maurtendo: my one regret is that I have to go to work after this match...
@TobaccoPancake: sending you the strenght @maurtendo
@maurtendo: but that is what the vod is for
@maurtendo: thank you
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@jerryjeffhaining9527: yeah its like 35$ cad
@LRRbot: Temporal Cleansing [3U] | Sorcery | Convoke / The owner of target nonland permanent puts it into their library second from the top or on the bottom.
Gekyouryuu: @Thefluffiestguineapig The folk of bloomburrow are too kind for the folk of lorwynn
funguslore: Bloomtender: the famous 2 mana 1/1 vanilla
TXC2: a 1/1 token won a Pro tour by attacking 20 times
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gekyouryuu Really? Some of those squirrels are VICIOUS
TXC2: so James COULD do it.....
feelingfroggo: Jesus cam
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maclenrac: Rakdos likes to cross the line
Jon_CoffeeRobot: gasp!
TXC2: !relaxed
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RandomTrivia: Well technically that's a Deck Problem but...
niccus: ejected from the event
DeM0nFiRe:

CrossXhunteR: a deck registration error?
Mr_Horrible: @Gekyouryuu I cannot say that the plane that brought us mousferatu is "kind", in good faith
TheOlipod: lmao
funguslore:

markekv: mods embiggen him
generalnuk: illegal deck?
North_Sol: Immediate round loss
LRRMTG_Judge: There was a card bottomed from the mulligan
MWGNZ:

Gekyouryuu: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ok, fair, but MOST of the plane is not ready to deal with faeries
Jon_CoffeeRobot: tear it up, Chaos Orb style.
Earthenone: at RELaxed its just a humiliation ritual infront of thousands
markekv: lifetime disqualification
Mr_Horrible: mods turn him around and make him play backwards
RandomTrivia:
Also this is (pre)-prerelease so yeah chuck it in there 
maclenrac: shuffle shuffle
control_rig: Good call good call
TheDarmaniac: match loss do better
markekv: mods turn him right aroun baby
CrossXhunteR: I love when Nelly gets to do judge stuff
North_Sol: substitute it for your current library
fanofmosteverything9: Mods, change the smell of his childhood home.
niccus: shouldve eaten it
RandomTrivia:
Nelly, you forgot to tell him to be more careful next time 
TheDarmaniac: @Earthenone this made me cackle
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gekyouryuu Oh I wasn't meaning they go to Bloomburrow, I was meaning some people come just take a gander and mess about with Lorwyn
Grimmbourne: Ben, be cool, jeez
protojman: it's a non-league game, Smokey
DMGlol: the game is ruined
yatagarasu1177: the ruling should be that ben gets to eat it
LRRbot: Unexpected Assistance [3UU] | Instant | Convoke / Draw three cards, then discard a card.
flatluigi: another reason to play with 41 cards
Coloneljesus: he will be punished properly after the cameras are off
feelingfroggo: As someone who's starting to judge these sort of calls are important for me to see
TalpTheScot: he isnt going to be thinking about it all day at all
niccus: mid-game apology video
RandomTrivia: *Captain America sitting on a chair backwards*
EvilBadman: "Cameron messed up bad" (takes sip from mug labelled PISS)
simpletoon: @yatagarasu1177 this is the way
fisyx: Surprisingly, straight to jail.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Paul changes the lighting to create dramatic tension. The stream has changed aura.
North_Sol: @feelingfroggo oh, nice!
Drum0_0: That’s why you play 41 cards.
maclenrac: lonely tender
TheGentlemanGamer: @RandomTrivia "So you dropped your mythic on the ground Round 1."
RavingPenguin: Unexpected Assistance, IE what just happened to Cam
TXC2:
EvilBadman the forbiden hallmark drink 
Ishnalade: The real punishment will be the clip being included in the highlights reel.
TXC2: time isn't real
TheGentlemanGamer: We love you 2026 Cam
Mr_Horrible: I see the completed setlist and my eye twitches at yet another half-complete cycle that includes a random assortment of both enemy color and allied color pairs
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Thefluffiestguineapig The planes smash together in a cataclysmic even that sees the Lorwyn/Shadowmoor cycle start influencing Bloomburrow. Wouldn't that be something.
markekv: mods staple him to the ceiling
feelingfroggo: @North_Sol Thanks! Doing the Eclipsed Prerelease
TalpTheScot: oh god that art is great
flatluigi: june 2023
BrowneePointz: the art
maclenrac: ha ha
North_Sol:
best of luck 
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I can feel this card
BrowneePointz: on tweeze
fanofmosteverything9: Tweezed her entire body
Mr_Horrible: @IaCthulhuFthagn Alarans posting the "first time?" meme
TalpTheScot: first time seeing that
TXC2:
Chat what are these powers you think that we mods have? 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Less bad than one of my kitchen table opponents in undergrad who after our first game started stacking her deck and when I said "no you need to shuffle" said "no but I don't make the land drops that way" and then started crying when I told her the rules. So I went and got my white knights deck and beat her carefully ordered deck anyways
Strebenherz: I too would scream if a faerie was stealing my nose hair
ExachixKitsune: Mods; Have a nice day
Diabore: turns out you dont need mythics if you just punch your opponent rpeatedly
jumping_point: youch.
TheMerricat:
Matt Wiggins was talking about how the 'new' Blade Runner movie was factually a pretty good movie, then I looked it up and realized it was released in 2017.... 
TheGentlemanGamer: Giants tweeze their hairs with lightning bolts
geekydad123: that's not a hair, it's an exposed nerve ending.
control_rig: Ow
LRRMTG_Judge: @TXC2 As much power as us judges have - Kumatsu
Szyael: So painful you forget a thing and remember something else
aushnova1: pain so great you forget something and have a new idea
feelingfroggo: @TXC2 At least one of you have telekinesis
BrowneePointz: Love that most of the art is Physical Media in this set
TheOlipod: Honestly if I could have all my nose hair pulled out at once I would do it
galleadden: hold up thats a giant. HOW BIG IS THAT FAIRY!?
fanofmosteverything9: "Depilatory Squad" sounds like something I'd see in a Lorwyn set.
TurnoneChargingBadger: Reminds me of Needle Drop from original lorwyn
Taliesin_21: Tweeze needs an alter art from Attack on titan ASAP
memnus: I see the creative text team has had electrolysis
TheGentlemanGamer: Oh geez that skimmer's delicious
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TXC2: feelingfroggo I don't take any HRT to unlock that sadly
lamina5432: they would probably pull at slightly disjointed times so you feel the pain for longer
Diabore: i think i just take the creature there
BrowneePointz: @galleadden some Lorwyn Fae are Normal Person sized but few and far between
RockPusher: TheMerricat looking at the dates on any movie I remember existing seems like a mistake nowadays
feelingfroggo: @TXC2 Cowardice!
TXC2: feelingfroggo yes
TheGentlemanGamer: Well, Chronicle's card advantage too, right?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @TheGentlemanGamer yup, it draws
IaCthulhuFthagn: @TXC2 The power of officiate marriages and ratify acts of parliament at least.
TheGentlemanGamer: Yeah I'd go for that too
TheOlipod: @lamina5432 Temporary pain worth it to get rid of a permanent annoyance
IaCthulhuFthagn: to*
funguslore: Deceit seems kind of bonkers
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Thefluffiestguineapig: TXC2 the power to be annoyed by Ben and Adam's Let's Nope bits making a hojillion notifications
vetchable: which of those words is supposed to be to?
Invitare: Wellguard sounds like some sort of digestion medication
TheGentlemanGamer: bamblersnatch cumberbrute
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TXC2:
Thefluffiestguineapig YEEEEAP 
kumatsu: aw, I just remembered that the Vendillion Clique didn't survive Eventide story
NeoVee_: Rakdos got them answers lol
funguslore: Love the alliteration
@brningpyre: ohhhhhh
@brningpyre: LOL
@memedelacreme4333: took discard too litteral
@Kykixi: lol
@SusanCotter-q2x: I love watching your pre-releases and matches!
@aceviru: woo
@brningpyre: "humiliation ritual" LMAO
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@maurtendo: there goes James' win condition
@maurtendo: winning by game error
@aceviru: ouphe, that hurts
@maurtendo: pun intended?
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@KuroRiot: rough couple games for james, feelsbad
@maurtendo: screw into flood... always seems to happen
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@jerryjeffhaining9527: What is Deceit but Grief evoking
North_Sol: uh oh
TheGentlemanGamer: blue mythic board wipe: casual Cyclonic Rift reprint
generalnuk: Blockers don't help too
xVoxtric: "Two lava axes"
CuteTeaGoat: 10 mana, deal 10 damage
Mr_Horrible: "Hidetsugu's... FIFTEENTH Rite????"
CrossXhunteR: nice lands
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Invitare Probably a brand of acid reducer that doesn't do much and you should go to the doctor because you need an ulcer evaluation
niccus: tap all your lands and hope your opponent concedes
Diabore: james dobs sadly
EvilBadman: Nelly snuck him Hidetsugu's Second Rite
North_Sol: woof
Jon_CoffeeRobot: stuck on 2 land into flood, the prerelease experience
maclenrac: screw to flood, that's rough buddy
CrossXhunteR: somehow, there’s a mountain on top of James’ library
ardor_edi: Magic the Gathering
North_Sol: gg
fanofmosteverything9: You hate to see it.
feelingfroggo: feelsbad
feelingfroggo: gg
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO the curse!
Mr_Horrible: new year, same James
Diabore: oko?
TXC2: magic as Garfield intended
TheGentlemanGamer: Oof
TalpTheScot: 5 mythics?
TheGentlemanGamer: GG
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TheOlipod: Oh so James really had all the mana in the world with Bloom Tender and Tam
Diabore: yeah , oko
sallomon33: OKO
Chenderle: land shennanigans had to balance out the rares and mythics
Jon_CoffeeRobot: More Oko on chairs
TXC2: dang
RandomTrivia:

TheGentlemanGamer: YOLOKOOOOO
NeoVee_: oh geeezz
maclenrac: I love flashing pulls at prereleases
funguslore: Eehh what!?
fanofmosteverything9: Spry and Mighty is hilarious with blight pushing power into the negatives.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi prof!!!
Mr_Horrible: okay so James was actually the villain in this match, justice was served
Thefluffiestguineapig: No spicy merfolk yet
TheOlipod: Hi Prof!
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jumping_point: Hey the Prof is here!
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BrowneePointz: so that art kinda implies Oona made Oko with changeling essence
LoadingReadyRun: Oko legs have actually atrophied, it's very sad
feelingfroggo: I love that ECL oko is "Oko" and "Oko after twink death"
vetchable: i want a milkshake
CuteTeaGoat: You get a milkshake, but you have to buy it
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun all those muscle go to his abs
Jon_CoffeeRobot: the apes are ready
generalnuk: I mean he is a fairy so he flys and doesn't walk
BrowneePointz: the blue on Oko’s skin is the same shade as Changelings
GLHFMagic: Hi Jaaaaaames
n3ther: already reducing volume by 20% as we speak
Wolfstrike_NL: 50 minutes of ads
macintose: damn guess I should leave then, I don't have any earplugs
BraveOthello: I cant wait to hear Adam scream "each?!" At some point
TheGentlemanGamer: Great game guys!
maclenrac: Shake it like you mean it
North_Sol: instructions unclear, defeated by ear phones
vetchable: @CuteTeaGoat me frantically googling "milkshakes near me"
fanofmosteverything9: Some number of minutes.
anhakha: Too poor to subscribe.
TheOlipod: oh god
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sallomon33: ooh, Graham plus Kathleen crackapack
TXC2: !greetings
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @BraveOthello Either that or it will be very silent for the quiet thought since he made some kind of combo nonsense
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TXC2: the incredible team of Graham's Wife and Kathleen's Husband
cattleprodlynn: I'm doing my part by watching ads!
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maclenrac: Audio hyjacking
Stellapacifica: Anyone else desynced? I might just need a refresh
TheWanderingNomad: New art!
Jethrain: Cereal cards? Sounds delicious
TheOlipod: that's quite the Storm count
zsil33: Due to the small preview window...calvin klien ad...
RandomTrivia: Another absolutely smash hit Alayna Danner land art
TXC2: Audio seems fine here
PhuzNutz: I hope it is Kathleen, that was the perfect response (:
OldUncleDan: Is there a way to unsubscribe so I can watch the ads?
PsychoI3oy: Cereal is on GoodMorning Moonbase
North_Sol: How do people feel about the spoiler season this time around? I did like the commander precon video
Marvoleath:
@OldUncleDan logout? 
sallomon33: oh this card just got revealed today
sallomon33: very good
OldUncleDan: @Marvoleath Good call! That should work!
TheWanderingNomad: @North_Sol I rather liked the extended round table of people talking about it
BrowneePointz: @north_sol the audio quality on the WotC Table of Folks vids were baaaaaaad
RandomTrivia: @OldUncleDan Incognito windo
TXC2: but I care about all my creatures?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Tarkir still in standard?
PhuzNutz: @TXC2 equally?
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North_Sol: @TheWanderingNomad I was a big fan of that too!
lamina5432: the story progression has really slowed down with all the UB sets
TheOlipod: Tarkir is still in standard yeah
TheWanderingNomad: This is why you don't eat Chaos folks
TXC2:
PhuzNutz yes, I'm a Socialist 
sallomon33: I like that several of teh Shadowmoor gobbos now have boar heads
BrowneePointz: there’s no rotation until next year
Thefluffiestguineapig: If so then wasn't there something that cared about tokens/creatures dying
TheOlipod: Standard goes all the way back to Wilds of Eldraine
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz I'm going to melt
North_Sol: @BrowneePointz my philistine ears did not detect that :x
PhuzNutz:
@TXC2 touch` 
Marvoleath: "can't become untapped" is new
RockPusher:

sallomon33: also yeah, Standard is as long as old extended
@jerryjeffhaining9527: oh no the james curse is back
@brningpyre: good ol' Double Lava Axe in Simic
@Kykixi: the classic james
@aceviru: green has everything nowadays 😏
@LightReaper7: classic James
@maurtendo: tbf, a milkshake is better than what the winner gets.
@Simriel: I have used my prize credit at an event to get Milkshakes
@maurtendo: twelve to fifteen minutes of ads.
@aceviru: alayna hell yeah
@luciger_globus: i like to think of the entire stream a fun little ad
@maurtendo: technically correct
@jerryjeffhaining9527: I would not like to be embraced by the bogslither
@maurtendo: so just going to sit here and watch eight hours of ads
@60CardMagic: i think they'd appreciate that
@maurtendo: so would I... stupid job...
PhuzNutz: *touche`
flatluigi: perfect or prefect
TXC2:
at this point Ice age might still be in Standard 
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@TXC2 There are mammoths in Standard 
TheWanderingNomad: I really like this cycle of "blighted big creatures"
TXC2: flatluigi the former, we're not in school....that set is later
Sorator13: Ooh, now that's an interesting mechanic
TXC2:
Thefluffiestguineapig 
Mr_Horrible: elves love contemplating their dead, in this set
sallomon33: TIME EBB MY BELOVED
jumping_point: Wait, that is how you write "Gilt-Leaf"? Like in the Mrs Gilt-Leaf Thurplesteen?
Earthenone:
G predicting his sealed pool here 
TheOlipod: oooo that's very good
stippledotter: A good set not to accidentally have Doubling Season in the wrong deck
Thefluffiestguineapig: Elves and the Sultai seem like friends
Diabore: grip the top of the library
sallomon33: ebbing seems like a good name
munocard: Plow Under
BrowneePointz: Temporal Spring?
RandomTrivia: Yugioh has used "spin" for that for a long time
Sir_Louis: Grip it good
LSRubin: i vote for "Submerge" as a nickname for that?
BrowneePointz: Plow Under?
RandomTrivia: But that was because Raiza
Marvoleath: time ebb
fanofmosteverything9: This is what making sourdough does to you.
OldUncleDan: This set would have played real well with Ahmonkhet.
owlprices: i sometimes call it "undraw"
Coloneljesus: cool art
TXC2: when sourdough starters go to far
TheOlipod: Pioneer is the format where you can play this set with Amonkhet
TheWanderingNomad: Oooh
Mr_Horrible: @OldUncleDan there's some of those tossed into the commander decks, iirc, in the Jund deck focusing on counters
fanofmosteverything9: @owlprices Ah, backwards draw. Call it "ward." ... Hang on.
TXC2: notably not "basic"
control_rig: We got it G
Marvoleath: the blight commander precon had a bunch of amonkhet cards
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TheGentlemanGamer: That kithkin village is twee af
TheWanderingNomad: Graham "Man of La Mancha" Stark
Mr_Horrible: "Champion's back, and better than ever"
LSRubin: @TheWanderingNomad he is rather quixotic
Earthenone: !card Don Quixote
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
generalnuk: Should have had two sided lands one lorwyn and one shadomore.
ExachixKitsune: Quixote while you're ahead
Diabore: getting one of these champions countered is gonna sting
TheOlipod: It's a recall to the champion mechanic
Bruceski: The lands are single-sided? I thought they had Lorwyn and Shadowmoor sides. Is that just select ones?
munocard: It's "fixed" champion
cattleprodlynn: "And I, be holding this card!"
funguslore: Champion without the downside
A_Dub888: love the champion callback
loufghyslaufey: Behold? Weh?
TXC2:
I don't read books, I wait for Star trek to do a version of it 
Marvoleath: temporary, unless it's countered
RockPusher:

sallomon33: @Bruceski their special treatment has Lorwyn and Shadowmoor versions
RandomTrivia:

Mr_Horrible: honesty is so important
eye_h_bar: I did read Don Quixote. It was funnish.
fanofmosteverything9: Graham Stark, Admirable Online Man.
munocard: Kathleen too real
RandomTrivia:

Sorator13:

TheOlipod: lol
A_Dub888: @TXC2 pfft, who reads?
TheGentlemanGamer: Story: Friend of my wife taught her child "behold" instead of "look." So every time it's "Mommy! Mommy! BEHOLD."
Marvoleath:
a donkey what now? 
TheWanderingNomad: I doo prefer the musical
fanofmosteverything9: Pillage Villagers!
Piecrust9: A wonderful view into their home life. Graham talks endlessly and Kathleen ignores him
falcn120:

kpmtg: heck yea
LRRMTG_Judge:
anyone remember that symmetrical creatures mattered alot to the Lorwyn Elves? 
RockPusher: Totally Fair
TXC2: Mr_Horrible a cube even
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LRRMTG_Judge Makes sense from a lore perspective and I love it
xVoxtric: Vill-Pills
TheOlipod:
@LRRMTG_Judge 
OldUncleDan: I'm still waiting for the UB Huey Lewis set where all of the Hip cards are Square.
fanofmosteverything9: @LRRMTG_Judge Gilt-Leaf Winnower, a beautiful demonstration of hypocrisy through card design.
Diabore: huh, fixed cathars crusade
cattleprodlynn: Villi Panilli!
FinestOtter: Once they pillage the village they could move in and become the villagers
TheGentlemanGamer: Okay Kinbinding goes strrrrraight into my Jinnie Fae deck
Mr_Horrible:
"makes you kith" 
xVoxtric: @Diabore much easier to keep track of yea
EvilBadman: when you kithkin and it still pumping
kpmtg: now kith
OmegaPlatinum: @LRRMTG_Judge You misspelled Onslaught. My Wellwisher!
ExachixKitsune: oh my god!
cattleprodlynn: I hope I'm not the only one thinking of the song "pillaging the village".
North_Sol:

munocard: VIOLENCE
loufghyslaufey: Faeries!?
sallomon33:

A_Dub888: oh my god!
GhostValv: violence D:
LSRubin: are they pillagers who are from a village? or are they people who pillage villages?
TXC2: SMASH THE STATE
Gekyouryuu: Kathleen on lrrmtg for this set is Now Kith
North_Sol: panic
TheGentlemanGamer: KATHLEEN DOES A VIOLENCE
Sarah_Serinde:

Strebenherz: OOOHH
sallomon33:

TriseAlpha: Yay!
TheOlipod: @fanofmosteverything9 Omg I had never noticed it didn't have equal p/t itself, brilliant
kpmtg:

Mr_Horrible: love grub
fanofmosteverything9: Grub get!
ExachixKitsune: ok that's awesome
MrBibz: Lmao i thought it was a serialized card
TheGentlemanGamer: Kathleen: noted fan of The Aunties
funguslore:

GamerCat88:

RockPusher:

Sorator13: ahhhhhh!!!!!
SmashTCG: entirly valid crashout
TheOlipod: lmao
durketh:

Szyael: Yea, I would have flipped the table
ContingentCat:

Vinewood_OG:

lamina5432: kathleen lore made a card
maclenrac: Anti-Grub
North_Sol:

vanhtheelf:

@maurtendo: should be going, but can procrastinate ten minutes before leaving, right?
@SEEDZANDTWIGZ: Topping ;)
@tsimehcMTG: Or bottoming
@TobaccoPancake: @maurtendo make it 20
@KuroRiot: sounds like you might be too sick to work today
@SEEDZANDTWIGZ: Exactly 😸
@Simriel: I love Kithkin, they are like Weirdo Hobbits
@aceviru: ooh merfolk
@maurtendo: return of Championing
@tsimehcMTG: Donkey ho-tee?
@maurtendo: must be a naggle
@Simriel: Pillage Villagers with the Village Pillagers
@barb4rian: Jund stuff
@Simriel: Kinbinding is My Kind of Magic
@jerryjeffhaining9527: love how eerie the art is
@nicholasbower17: what plane are their heads on here because good lord 😂 (complimentary)
@luciger_globus: the light and dark are location based now right?
@aceviru: *freaking out*
@aceviru: ooooooooh
@Sarah-Serinde: Hell yeah Kathleen XD
@wasabiavocado: hiiii
munocard: Kathleen inadvertently named this character.
OldManScythe: D'awwwwwwwww
jamietopples:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Kathleen was genuinely calm that's amazing
fanofmosteverything9: @maclenrac Kathleen is very clearly pro-Grub.
jumping_point: That is very cute.
OmegaPlatinum:
This is so incredibly sweet I'm so happy for Kathleen! 
BlightningHelix: That's a huge deal!
TheGentlemanGamer: Hell yeeeeaaaaaah
TheOlipod: WOAH
kpmtg: heck yeah!!
Chenderle: More aunties!
GamerCat88: so cool
Mr_Horrible: Tales of Auntie Grub, she was the Big One
fanofmosteverything9: Tarfire, Tar Pitcher...
TheOlipod: that's so cool
TXC2: big moment
Strebenherz: Holy crap let's go
simpletoon: Kathleen, you rock. You know you rock, but I just want to let you know.
protojman: *the* Auntie
TriseAlpha: Pitch House?
mackstashmarshall: I love Kathleen's enthusiasm
RockPusher:

kpmtg: notorious A.U.N.T.I.E.
niccus: (and Tar Pitcher)
Graham_LRR: She didn’t create the character, but referenced her. She’s just a big fan of Grub!
North_Sol: did anyone hear that or just me
TXC2: hecking sound
TheGentlemanGamer: "Tarfire" is what I think of when I think of Lorwyn art
Thefluffiestguineapig:

Strebenherz: OH GOD THE SOUND FX
Diabore: im guessing that was matt who added the goat noise
OmegaPlatinum: @North_Sol OH GOOD I'M NOT GOING CRAZY
SyrupAccident: grub
BrowneePointz: also fun fact for chat, Clachan is pronounced “Clack-in” but with the same fricative Scottish “ch” as in Loch
memnus: @North_Sol My cat definitely did
OldUncleDan: Woman from A.U.N.T.I.E.
A_Dub888: do we tell Matt Griffiths about what Auntie did to the goat?
Mr_Horrible: honestly I understand Kathleen having a kinship with Auntie Grub
jumping_point: Now I want Auntie Grub to appear in a Dice Friends campaign. xD
North_Sol:
@memnus 
themercenary1987: I have a feeling this is about to be Kathleens signature Commander Deck
feelingfroggo: Oh, she's storied because of the story of auntie grub
northos: @A_Dub888 given the sound effect that was edited in, I think he knows
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loufghyslaufey: Goblin "Agatha Fisty," #nicknames
fanofmosteverything9: Auntie-Wauntie, Mirror Blighter
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is Auntie in the sense like from the South
TXC2: auntie like your neighbour
TheGentlemanGamer: Grub-neth Paltrow, noted Goop creator
maclenrac: LRR influence is interdimensional
jumping_point: And so lucky to open this on camera.
BrowneePointz: @feelingfroggo she’s also storied because Boggarts have REAL short lives, even among the Aunties, Grub is *ancient*
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TheOlipod: ooo
PhuzNutz: Kathleen focusing on the important things, feels good to be not alone on that one (:
North_Sol: discard champions of the shoal, acquire grub
Chenderle: "oh neat"
RealGamerCow: is this yuri?
RealGamerCow: yaoi?
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Mr_Horrible:
and the art is, too 
BrowneePointz: neither
Sorator13: oh man ,that's gorgeous
control_rig: It's Elfi
TheGentlemanGamer: omg they were roommates
BrowneePointz: it’s one person mirrored
kpmtg: they're the same person so neither lol
Diabore: im very medium on the commands in this set
fanofmosteverything9: Command: Elf
GamerCat88: A.U.N.T.I.E. G.R.U.B., Do you know what that mean? got her own hovel, got her own cauldron (sung in the tune of Lil' Boosie and Lil' Phat)
TheOlipod: In this set, the commands actually very balanced
Thefluffiestguineapig: Kathleen is incredibly on cloud 9 and I am here for it
Mr_Bitterness: @RealGamerCow It's gay either way, its elves
RealGamerCow: Narcissi!
Gekyouryuu: @RealGamerCow Selfcest, perhaps?
TriseAlpha: Lorewyn, the Gelic lore to Eldraine's German lore
Chenderle: @kpmtg so it's an Elden Ring situation
OldUncleDan: I like to believe that Auntie Grub makes a "Mean" Cornbread.
Mr_Horrible: they'd get on thick as thieves
Strebenherz: Lore accurate Kathleen
BrowneePointz: Eldraine also had some Celtic lore @trisealpha
North_Sol: Auntie Grub: tonight we dine in hovellll
cattleprodlynn: Stack on Graham!
TXC2: Gekyouryuu Elfcest, the best cest kappa
Ty_Sylicus: Happy Friday!
fanofmosteverything9: Kathleen, Adopted Boggart
Invitare: then you'd be large enough to tilt the windmills
TheGentlemanGamer: "Severance: Lorwyn"
chrono2x: I bet kithkin have great beer
xVoxtric: I assume Merfolk are human siezd
feelingfroggo: @fanofmosteverything9 I want to see that custom card
BrowneePointz: Kithkin are like Fantasy dwarf sized
loufghyslaufey: "Dice Friends" pitch?
BrowneePointz: smaller but not tiny
MClout: this is a family friendly chat, yikes
BrowneePointz: and no no humans
SmashTCG: wait why cant humans go to lorywn?
Bugberry: ajani also original Lorwyn 5
loufghyslaufey: Cuz idk...
TheOlipod: Story is great
Mr_Horrible: yeah, they're essentially mtg halflings
3PlayerPolitics: this was delightful
Mr_Horrible: before mtg also had halflings
TheWormbo: @TheWanderingNomad Kithkin are the human substitudes
SmashTCG: Ohhhh
TheGentlemanGamer: Wasn't Lorwyn originally when the first planeswalker cards came out?
fanofmosteverything9: It's not that they can't, they just haven't. Other than Jace, Liliana, and Chandra.
TheOlipod: yes
maclenrac: Good stuff
Jogela: Beaware of loud people
TXC2: TheGentlemanGamer sure was
SmashTCG: so you go there and your bones shrink?
BrowneePointz: it’s one of the reasons Lorwyn wasn’t returned to for a while and had no native planeswalkers
Angreed66: they absolutely can go but are not native to the plane
Marvoleath: @SmashTCG not that they can't, it was just notably one of few non-human planes
fanofmosteverything9: Oh, and Garruk.
North_Sol: between bloomburrow and lorwyn, we’re eating well for non-human sets
RandomTrivia:
Oops 
Diabore: the shame!
TriseAlpha: Ajani: Babysitter seems like a logical next step. (He's definitely Piccolo now)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheWormbo I don't think so? I believe Kithkin are a creature from Welsh mythology
IaCthulhuFthagn: @SmashTCG They can't figure our the visa rules.
Grimmbourne: Annnnnnnnd cut
TheOlipod: lmao
RockPusher: James vs Windows
Drum0_0:

3PlayerPolitics: lol James
sallomon33:

funguslore:

redeyesvikes:

GhostValv: first try
Berenzen: Whoops
neisan2112:

TriseAlpha: #FixedForever
TXC2:
rememeber when windows was good? 
polaris415: oneshot
TXC2: and we;re back!
PhuzNutz: @RockPusher So relatable
Dromos_GHG: what a wild Crak a pak
RockPusher: hahaha
Sorator13: and this is why we keep Paul in that chair
TheOlipod: Windows 1, James 1
anhakha: Each?!?
@aceviru: oh no haha
@vegas_party_animal7737: Are Lorwyn goblins from India?
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@Simriel: @vegas_party_animal7737 No... They are from Lorwyn
@maurtendo: nah, they from Lorwyn. or Shadowmoor
@luciger_globus: i wonder if anyone on the team argued day/night should be involved in this set
@maurtendo: there would have been a revolt...
@Alyssa_Swift: Those people would be wrong, luciger
@Simriel: Oh dang
@Simriel: That's Gorgeous
@aceviru: It was a decent merrow set
@Simriel: You use it to pilliage villagers
@Simriel: Oh god, imagine if Kithkin are like 8 feet tall
@maurtendo: well... I am out. enjoy the rest of the eight hours ad. I will catch the vod later.
@Simriel: They are just shorter than ev#eryone else on the plane
@aceviru: see ya
@Yeentoberfest: Pondering her Grub
@aceviru: bloop
OldUncleDan: @TriseAlpha I'm now imagining him being voiced by Lani (of TFS fame).
itira:

Omthebox: Hi Adam
GamerCat88: jumpscare
Mr_Horrible: gah, I'm awake
shendaras:

NeoVee_: oh my! jumpscare lol
Jon_CoffeeRobot: We're back ⭐
Bugberry: the Lorwyn Planeswalkers weren’t in the Lorwyn story.
JinaMahavira:

Ratosai: I've been enjoying Linux the past 1.5 years
BraveOthello: Already with the screaming
Geldaran: @TXC2 trick question?
TXC2: hello Adam, Cameron and Wheeler
Issurru:
Adam please teach James how to use a computer 
ThanhtTheBoss: I cannot get over Wheeler's sweater. It looks so comfy.
Sorator13: Adam is an apex predator
RandomTrivia:
I think we need to reboot Cameron
the_fanerdic: Adam and Wheeler at the same table? I chose a great time to tune in
samwiser_: Lol that was nutty
TriseAlpha: @OldUncleDan YES!
TXC2: Geldaran not really, XP was legit good IMO
kpmtg: LOL
SyrupAccident: bro committed
n3ther: hee haw
RandomTrivia:

funguslore:

control_rig: 7/10
LoadingReadyRun:
you can hear me laughing in the background of that stinger 
shtevie3: Clap
Jon_CoffeeRobot: 🫏
fanofmosteverything9: Get nogged.
feelingfroggo: Perfect joke
Grimmbourne:

brutalpunishment: 9/10
MrSarkhan:

TheMerricat:
That's surely a Wheeler joke. 
3PlayerPolitics: ooof lawl
hippocampus_missing: This is the most chaotic intro ever
kansaiDop: i laughed
TheGentlemanGamer: Oh god aaaand we're off
TheOlipod:

SmashTCG: @IaCthulhuFthagn they just turn into kithkin, painfully, like the animal walkers from bloomburough
Strebenherz: Dangit Wheeler xD
notkimboslice: glad I came back just in time for the Noggle call
TXC2: !mtgelc
TXC2: !mtgecl
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Sorator13: oh, so that's Wheeler's donkey joke, to contrast with his horse joke
Derekwillis: That's exactly what I was thinking. Thank you Cam.
TriseAlpha: Yeah?
cattleprodlynn: @LoadingReadyRun I heard you. Were you in the main broadcast booth? That sound carries.
Mr_Horrible:
they were just talking about a donkey named Hote in the crack-a-pack 
notkimboslice: Donkey Hoteez?
OldUncleDan: Donkeysote?
IaCthulhuFthagn: @SmashTCG Accompanied of course by the constant sounds of snapping tendons and breaking bones.
n3ther: HAHA
TriseAlpha: Nab! That! Goat!
TXC2: we have enuui from time to time
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Mr_Horrible: "I've nothing left to ransack..."
TXC2: *all have
geekydad123: I dunno, I can't appreciate lore anymore, after I actually read all the Return to Ravnica novels and they were... really bad.
n3ther: "how do I process these emotions "
SmashTCG: @IaCthulhuFthagn and of course, the screaming
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Noggle Bridgebreaker: “It’s always funny till someone gets hurt. Then it’s hilarious.”
BrowneePointz: Noggles in Celtic folklore are related to Kelpies and Puca, malevolentish water horses
generalnuk: Trolls?
Pharmacistjudge: did I change or did the comprehensive rules change around me?
RealGamerCow: donkey got red-mana pilled
RockPusher: Boosties!
GamerCat88: boosties
Mr_Horrible: does that make you collectors?
maclenrac: sweet sweet
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TheGentlemanGamer: It's like Attorneys General. Collectors Booster.
ProcyonFlynn:
Pack War!
decadant pack war.
Ty_Sylicus: Love and good boostie!
chrono2x: The energy at this table is immaculate
LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible: oh that's an Adam pack for sure
ivoryranger: hi from belgium
TXC2: lot of table bashing today
LRRbot: Unexpected Assistance [3UU] | Instant | Convoke / Draw three cards, then discard a card.
TXC2: hello ivoryranger welcome
3PlayerPolitics: huggsies
Pharmacistjudge: I'm really hoping adam gets his pilgrim's eye with changeling
SyrupAccident: i'm always slithering in the bog
letsbelgo: top down for cool looking version?
Mr_Horrible: "This is my sentence, I made it."
fanofmosteverything9: Death, usually.
jumping_point: That art is gorgeous.
Mr_Horrible: this man loves to copy a trigger
fanofmosteverything9: Panharmonimental
TheGentlemanGamer: Okay, tbf, that flavor text on Auntie's Sentence is insanely good.
maclenrac: Hand ripper or kill spell
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a cool piece of art
Mr_Horrible: the various forms of fairytale art in the set are all great
TheOlipod: art is banger
maclenrac: mega ramp
North_Sol: eyyy
RandomTrivia: Smokebraider with a teeny tiny improvement and some more stats
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Flamevaper
Bugberry: !card smokebraider
LRRbot: Smokebraider [1R] | Creature — Elemental Shaman [1/1] | {T}: Add two mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast Elemental spells or activate abilities of Elementals.
LSRubin:
for someone who hates commander so much, everything Adam enjoys is a thing that there's tons of in commander 
Mr_Horrible:
they just braided the smoke, Wheeler, they didn't *make* it 
TriseAlpha: Smokebraider and Flamebraider are together in the Elementals Commander Deck.
Mindfire13: Adam's enthusiasm for the simple cards is such an enjoyable thing to watch.
BraveOthello: More Merfolk lords yes!
fangrin:

RandomTrivia: Release the Clachan?
anhakha: Cla-chan
North_Sol: give me the clachan spiel
RealGamerCow: love that forest
Mai_Andra: ♫ The hills are alive~ ♪ with Fire.
TheGentlemanGamer: "Clackin' around... the Kithkin treee...."
anhakha: To go with the me-chan's from Eoe
n3ther: clachan is a real word too
TheOlipod: oh yeah that one
Mr_Horrible: oh that's kinda sick
TXC2: "cla-chan, what are you doing?"
anhakha: Kawaii cla-chan
maclenrac: 1 drop faerie
TheOlipod: it is good
Mr_Horrible: a flying man-among-men
Spades_Slicc: Is the nuisance flying man enough?
North_Sol: @TXC2 XD
fanofmosteverything9: Oh, it's just a one-turn Coastal Piracy.
TheGentlemanGamer: This card is insane
cattleprodlynn: Lunchtime for me. GL with the PPR, I may be back.
TheOlipod: oooooooo
geekydad123: clachan looks welsh, how is it pronounced?
Pharmacistjudge: !card aethersnap
LRRbot: Aether Snap [3BB] | Sorcery | Remove all counters from all permanents and exile all tokens.
TheGentlemanGamer: Eternity Vessel does something with it
Marvoleath: can remove from opponents permanents too
BrowneePointz: yea Clack-en with the same fricative ch as in Loch for Cam and chat’s edification
Mr_Horrible: the most Adam coded move [affectionate]
n3ther: 2/2 flash my goodness
kansaiDop: 2 mana flash? WOAw
TriseAlpha: Of all the sets that make sense to use the Day/Night cycle from VOW...
n3ther: what will they power creep next
North_Sol: I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark vibes
TriseAlpha: could've
TXC2: geekydad123 chat has said it's Scotish, and said like Clock-in
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maclenrac: The power of 2026
LRRbot: Bloom Tender [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: For each color among permanents you control, add one mana of that color.
Mr_Horrible:

LilyOfTheVeil666: RIP Rhys 🫡
Mr_Horrible: Eventide, yah
Dog_of_Myth: Good afternoon all!
SmashTCG: wait ITS IN THE SET?
TheOlipod: nice
kumatsu: Eventide
TheGentlemanGamer: God that alt art
BrowneePointz: Eventide
TheGentlemanGamer: So good
TriseAlpha: Rhys had a good run
hypergirlie_hyperpop: roll eventide
LRRbot: Dolmen Gate [2] | Artifact | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to attacking creatures you control.
lamina5432: needed the reprint it was getting kind of pricey
Mr_Horrible: love dolmen gate
TheGentlemanGamer: Hell yeah
SmashTCG: Daaaamn, upshifted
Mr_Horrible: "IDK you figure it out"
xVoxtric: Adam's pack was sick
TXC2: need this for brawl
TheOlipod: Dolmen Gate WOW
kansaiDop: talk about being upshifted
Jon_CoffeeRobot: there's an anime art Bloom Tender in this set which no doubt will go for hundreds
brieandbacon: Dealt "TO"
EvilBadman: Dealt TO
n3ther: it stops opponents from dealing dmg to you
TheGentlemanGamer: TO
TriseAlpha: Permanent Spider-Fog
BrowneePointz: All the special guests are PHYSICAL papercrafts and all done by one artist
WesLynx: reading
circusofkirkus: Delve 2?
TXC2:
EVERY deck is an Iroas deck now

maclenrac: Delta 2
TheOlipod: This card is broken
TheGentlemanGamer: Adam said he
brieandbacon:

@JTMOO: +2
@60CardMagic: with that sweater I'll give Wheeler the pass
@RaidaTheBlade: Love it
@tsimehcMTG: I'd wear a Donkey Ho Tee.
@LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
@LRRbot: Unexpected Assistance [3UU] | Instant | Convoke / Draw three cards, then discard a card.
@jameswilson5038: during Bloom borough wheeler wish for donkeys
@tsimehcMTG: "Kithkin Rave"
@brningpyre: Wheeler's joke was a callback to Smokebraider
@jameswilson5038: no during his cracker pack he specifically asked Gavin to make donkeys
@Alyssa_Swift: We did it, we finally broke Dark Depths
@aceviru: that rhys art is amazing
@LRRbot: Bloom Tender [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: For each color among permanents you control, add one mana of that color.
@LRRbot: Dolmen Gate [2] | Artifact | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to attacking creatures you control.
@KingOfDoma: Reading the card yadda yadda yadda :P
TheGentlemanGamer: He doesn't read cards
Derekwillis: Wheeler please.
TXC2: Pumpkin pie!
LRRbot: Temporal Cleansing [3U] | Sorcery | Convoke / The owner of target nonland permanent puts it into their library second from the top or on the bottom.
tryllebanjo:
@BrowneePointz Oh, wow 
stippledotter: you don't Kith and tell?
RealGamerCow: weird fish!
Mr_Horrible: it's a Gobol
TheGentlemanGamer: That cleric is sus
Mr_Horrible: MH3 heads eat your hearts out
TXC2: deep sea fangly fish
WesLynx: not sexy?
SmashTCG: white fish
EvilBadman: "my man!"
dm818: they have the innsmouth look
GamerCat88: i mean... good fish
IaCthulhuFthagn: They do look tasty though.
ProcyonFlynn: No matter how weird, there's a human somewhere that's into it.
ContingentCat: we won't kinkshame lol
BrowneePointz: look at that little guy
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 For sure
PhuzNutz: Love how varied Drew Tucker's art is over the years
Derekwillis: I would latch on to that merfolk and dissolve myself parasitically.
TriseAlpha: Tend the Sprigs is busted if unchecked
saljik007: Drew tucker art is amazing
fanofmosteverything9: Cool non-Elf
n3ther:
big surprise 
stnrwzrd: @saljik007 drew tucker the goat
Mr_Horrible: I love the night/day combos on the full art lands
fanofmosteverything9: Tetryptch?
Dog_of_Myth:

SmashTCG: panorama
TheGentlemanGamer: That Lys Alana elf is disgusting with the discard-make-indestructible 1-drop.
BrowneePointz: a diptych is a set of two images
control_rig: Hahahaha
North_Sol: boooo
Mr_Horrible:

North_Sol: XD
jumping_point: ADam!
DeM0nFiRe:

GLHFMagic: clap clap clap
brieandbacon: ADAM.
TriseAlpha: Dyptich is what you use to check your oil?
MrSarkhan:

Omthebox: If only he wasn't kidding
ContingentCat: dikdiks are so good, the baby deer
GamerCat88: good joke streamer
Mr_Horrible: booooooo
RandomTrivia: DAMMIT WHEELER
definenull: ADAM
lamina5432: have you seen the full art lands next to each other its really cool
Sorator13: D:
ExachixKitsune: they should stop doing that!
PhuzNutz: To the Seabats Discord!!!!
sallomon33: CLAW-CHAN?
maclenrac: whomp whomp
circusofkirkus: I showed you my diptych, please respond
n3ther: dang good setup cam
WesLynx: omg Cla-chan sugoi
Drum0_0: Flash
TheGentlemanGamer: RELEASE THE CLAW-CHAN
TriseAlpha: Kacchan?
Mr_Horrible: using new Champion as a rescue mechanic
WiJohn: I love that war groundhog!
TXC2:
thank you chat for writing out the word, 'cause that is NOT what I heard Cameron say 
SmashTCG: thats NOT how thats pronuced, but sure
n3ther: *nerd voice* ackshually
3PlayerPolitics: nice marmot
Mr_Horrible: oh that just says "from graveyards", hot damn
n3ther: archmage AU
BrowneePointz: @txc2 yea its like a triptych but two. diptych
TheOlipod: ooooo
RandomTrivia: Seems fishy to me
SmashTCG: archmage but it gets bigger after you counter a spell
maclenrac: fishy
sallomon33: hi Lulu
TriseAlpha: Lulu!
WesLynx: wormy boi
BrowneePointz: Worm Harvest Baybee!!!
fanofmosteverything9: The students adopted this elf.
galleadden: The sexy elf that makes the cute worms!!
Mr_Horrible: lovely
TheGentlemanGamer: OOF
North_Sol: lot of reclining fancy people art in this set
definenull: Stupid sexy lulu
wtrob: would you still love me if I was a worm harvest?
kansaiDop: with retrace!
RandomTrivia: Oh ewwww
Bugberry: !card worm harvest
LRRbot: Worm Harvest [2{B/G}{B/G}{B/G}] | Sorcery | Create a 1/1 black and green Worm creature token for each land card in your graveyard. / Retrace
maclenrac: squiggly
TheGentlemanGamer: GAAK
TXC2: EVIL Wheeler
TriseAlpha: The students kidnapped him and took him home to college.
feelingfroggo: gaaaaaaaaak
RandomTrivia: Oh bus, the worms cast the Gaak
RealGamerCow: don't slack on the gaak
SmashTCG: unshack the gak
RatherLargeToad: Return of the Gak?
Mr_Horrible: hogaak, the sound your cat makes that gets you to jump out of your chair
fanofmosteverything9: Gaak is back!?
LoadingReadyRun:
In a way, aren't we all imperfect naturalists?
Mr_Bitterness: Oh its a Spellshaper
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TheOlipod:
It's a spellshaper that doesn't have the spellshaper type 
fanofmosteverything9: Squire has— Touché.
maclenrac: Game on!
TheDarmaniac: dodged
Mr_Horrible: drawing 2 cards off squire etb via welcome vamp and glimmer deer
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LRRbot: Unwelcome Sprite [1U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/?] | Flying / Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, surveil 2.
Mr_Horrible:
I'll *always* welcome sprite 
LRRbot: Cinder Strike [R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may blight 1. / Cinder Strike deals 2 damage to target creature. It deals 4 damage to that creature instead if this spell's additional cost was paid.
RatherLargeToad: It’s called Sarry now
North_Sol: unwelcome sprite when you wanted 7-up
fanofmosteverything9: BErSErK... Ah.
TXC2: 2/?....are you ok LRRbot ?
RatherLargeToad: Starry
Chenderle: faerie carnage begins
Diabore: after some googling - great deck name wheeler
TheGentlemanGamer: that's hot
Mr_Horrible: can't believe you've done this
LRRbot: Feisty Spikeling [1{R/W}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/?] | Changeling / During your turn, this creature has first strike.
TheDarmaniac: whats the red greed archtypw?
Thadrin46: Benny wheels playing my favorite colours with a chemistry joke? 6aaaaaaas
Edac_plays: oh lord I am so late
RandomTrivia:

TriseAlpha: So feisty...
joeri_van: B Er S Er K
Diabore: @LRRbot wait 2/? ? what?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Wheeler's deck name foreshadowing nothing at all
NonchalantAvenger: thats a WEIRD goat
CuteTeaGoat: @LRRbot Flame Slash, is that you?
LRRbot: Enraged Flamecaster [2R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [3/?] | Reach / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.
TheOlipod: oh yeah great deck name
TriseAlpha: The GOAT goat
Ty_Sylicus: Let's go gold card
Mindfire13: Thats a weird Time Lord
KakuEpsilon: Wheeler, did they reprint Berserk?
fanofmosteverything9: He angy.
Diabore: lrrbot isnt recognizing toughness, thats weird
Marvoleath: two types of reach
North_Sol: speak on that wheeler
BlueFingers5: old man yaoi set?
TheGentlemanGamer: Enraged Flamecaster loves Evoked creatures, eh?
Chenderle: finally, old men in my magic set
RealGamerCow: The changelings are so AI looking (I know they aren't)
wildflowersnow: Agreed
Thadrin46: Define old please Ben.
feelingfroggo: HARD AGREE
argon_melt: REAL
joeri_van: and we got Okko
Pharmacistjudge: Why is wheeler keep talking about me being old?
Mr_Horrible: the giants of OG lorwyn had good examples of both, tbh
GamerCat88: thic ladies represent
kansaiDop: body positivity all around
@LRRbot: Temporal Cleansing [3U] | Sorcery | Convoke / The owner of target nonland permanent puts it into their library second from the top or on the bottom.
@aceviru: hahaha
@mackenzierobinson7310: I am here to self report
@ZestyFungus: lmaoooo, that one really got me
@orangetuxedoman: cast the gahck with it, that sounds...
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@LRRbot: Unwelcome Sprite [1U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/?] | Flying / Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, surveil 2.
@LRRbot: Cinder Strike [R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may blight 1. / Cinder Strike deals 2 damage to target creature. It deals 4 damage to that creature instead if this spell's…
@DarkMorford: Nickname for Unwelcome Sprite: "Is 7-Up okay?"
@LRRbot: Feisty Spikeling [1{R/W}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/?] | Changeling / During your turn, this creature has first strike.
@LRRbot: Enraged Flamecaster [2R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [3/?] | Reach / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.
@Revolver_Rossalot: Goatest of all time
@orangetuxedoman: I welcome 7-up though
@kalypsowolf1608: not wheelers deck name spelling Berserk in periodic table lol
SmashTCG: i mean, isnt aunti an old fat woman?
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SyrupAccident: @Thadrin46 If you have to ask, you're probably old.
fanofmosteverything9: Universes Beyond: Queen's Greatest Hits
Sarah_Serinde: especially love to see it when it's not illustrating someone who's greedy/feasting
LRRbot: Shore Lurker [3W] | Creature — Merfolk Scout [3/?] | Flying / When this creature enters, surveil 1.
MerlinZero: This is why Dwarves are necessary, they are old and you really can't tell the genders apart
TriseAlpha: Wingfeet? is Namor?
NonchalantAvenger: don't u body-shame my MTG card... it worked really hard to come down to 10g
KakuEpsilon: @RealGamerCow Changelings invented AI. Just look at Sam Altman or Peter Thiel
Mr_Horrible: flying merfolk... what has the world come to...
notkimboslice:
If anyone wants to pay for my estrogen and/or pizzas I'm actively working on the second one 
wildflowersnow: That card seems good
leilei22:

Thadrin46: @SyrupAccident Oh, i'm full Unc as the kids say. My son got me playing again.
n3ther: has there been other 3/3 fliers for 4 at common?
LoadingReadyRun:
remember "old" is defined as being a streamer for more then 5 years 
LRRbot: Champion of the Path [3R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [7/?] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold an Elemental and exile it. / Whenever another Elemental you control enters, it deals damage equal to its power to each opponent. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.
Chenderle: @notkimboslice lol!
CrossXhunteR: does wheeler get his trigger from the elemental he beholds?
Mr_Horrible: Nova Chaser matured into a modest 7/3
MerlinZero:
when I was going through college they were saying "careers" we defined as being in the same position for 4 or more years 
TriseAlpha: Return of the Champion mechanic (without being actual Champion)
North_Sol: wait, stream watchers will never grow old? immortality, ho!
notkimboslice: the bot struggling with booty today it seems
TXC2:
Mr_Horrible I think there was a flying merfolk in Invasion....25 years ago 
joeri_van: I like the Lorwyn styled font of the life counters, what font is it?
Diabore: does it see as an additional cost?
generalnuk: Because it is additional cost does it not see it?
SyrupAccident: @Thadrin46 unc hit me with the uncsplanation fr fr 💀
LRRbot: Omni-Changeling [3UU] | Creature — Shapeshifter [0/?] | Changeling / Convoke / You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has changeling.
goombalax: @TriseAlpha Behold is an elegant update to it, original Champion felt very clunky
BrowneePointz: I’d definitely appreciate more fat Characters/Art in Magic that aren’t for comic relief/intentionally made to be grotesque
Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 yeah but they had, like, an apparatus! (I'm not actually that pressed about it, the art just makes me do a double-take at the flying text line)
MerlinZero: @Thadrin46 Rockin' everywhere
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @joeri_van Paul mentioned earlier, it's called 'Hentimps Circlet' for free on a few sites
TriseAlpha: @goombalax Agreed! Solid upgrade
TXC2: Mr_Horrible fair
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LRRbot: Assert Perfection [1G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature an opponent controls.
GamerCat88: Behold my donkey
TheGentlemanGamer: Ouchies
Kivipaperisakset: man, as much I'd want to keep watching, I'm getting too sleepy. It'll be streamvod with morning coffee tomorrow. Have a good PPR!
Hewdra: yeah it shouldn't see it. becoming cast and triggering "cast" triggers is the very last step in casting a spell, which is after any costs are paid.
maclenrac: Face slap fight
LRRbot: Brambleback Brute [2R] | Creature — Giant Warrior [4/5] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {1}{R}, Remove a counter from this creature: Target creature can't block this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
TheOlipod: ouch
Thadrin46: #teamdonkey
TheDarmaniac: GEEZ
TXC2: so long Kivipaperisakset sleep well
TheGentlemanGamer: snamblecrutch bruterbatch
LRRbot: Enraged Flamecaster [2R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [3/2] | Reach / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.
Mr_Horrible: Assert Perfection: "actually my rarepair is scientifically correct"
LRRbot: Champion of the Path [3R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [7/3] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold an Elemental and exile it. / Whenever another Elemental you control enters, it deals damage equal to its power to each opponent. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.
notkimboslice:
knowing my luck I will be in a headed prerelease battle and topdeck one of the behold cards with an empty hand 
Ty_Sylicus: #TeamBoggart
Hewdra: got there !
TXC2:
notkimboslice almost an achivement really 
TheGentlemanGamer: OH that's good to know, you pay all costs and then it is cast
North_Sol: guards!
SyrupAccident: Magic is a very simple and easily understandable game.
n3ther: chat is always wrong and right
Mr_Horrible: we contain multitudes, Wheeler
NonchalantAvenger: wait - what? again
LRRbot: Gravelgill Scoundrel [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [1/3] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap another untapped creature you control. If you do, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
TheGentlemanGamer: Reading the card explains the Judge Nellie Here
SyrupAccident: we are not the Borg
n3ther: we always stay winning
joeri_van: thank u
galleadden: The steps of casting confuse me so thanks Nelly for the lesson
notkimboslice: @n3ther Shroedinger's chat
Sandeon: I prefer it when Nelson's left
leilei22:

TriseAlpha: Wait... why did the Flamecaster come back?
Mr_Horrible: "Would you still be my friend if I said yes?"
generalnuk: behold on the battle field is also alot worse because it returns to hand right.
North_Sol: exiled underneath the card
BrowneePointz: it didn’t Nelly was explaining an interaction @trisealpha
stnrwzrd: @Sandeon nelson is always left comrade
maclenrac: Elemental hits face
unowngnome: Being wrong and then correcting yourself deserves bonus points.
LRRMTG_Judge:
The additional cost for the spell is to Behold the creature and Exile it. A spell is not "cast" for checking for triggers until after all costs are paid. So by the time all the costs are paid...the creature is exiled. So it won't trigger. 
Mr_Horrible: @generalnuk not necessarily, could get rid of a pacifism or some -1/-1 counters, but yes you will have to cast the critter again
TheGentlemanGamer: @unowngnome We Love Personal Growth Here All My Homies Love Personal Growth
NonchalantAvenger: @LRRMTG_Judge ohhh... got it
dolphgrim: #donkeybits ftw
TheDarmaniac: giants seem so busted with blight
Bugberry: horse jokes are okay, but donkey and goat jokes are forbidden
LRRbot: Brambleback Brute [2R] | Creature — Giant Warrior [4/5] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {1}{R}, Remove a counter from this creature: Target creature can't block this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
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LRRbot: Deepchannel Duelist [WU] | Creature — Merfolk Soldier [2/2] | At the beginning of your end step, untap target Merfolk you control. / Other Merfolk you control get +1/+1.
Mr_Horrible: wait that giant's a common?
dolphgrim: #Jameswheresthedonkey?
Mr_Horrible: hachi machi
Jon_CoffeeRobot: at common as well, such a good push
kingrilz3rd: sweet rkf art
North_Sol: that giant with the blight draw tree, oh boy
BrowneePointz: yea there’s several giants and treefolk that explicitly exist to use blight counters and they’re all *very* good
@LRRbot: Shore Lurker [3W] | Creature — Merfolk Scout [3/?] | Flying / When this creature enters, surveil 1.
@tsimehcMTG: I concur @kalypsowolf1608
@LRRbot: Champion of the Path [3R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [7/?] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold an Elemental and exile it. / Whenever another Elemental you control enters, it deals…
@chaostreader8538: Would it? Is it still on the field when the spell is cast if it’s exiled as cost?
@LRRbot: Omni-Changeling [3UU] | Creature — Shapeshifter [0/?] | Changeling / Convoke / You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has changeling.
@orangetuxedoman: this is my first time watching live, the card bot is such a nice touch
@LRRbot: Assert Perfection [1G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature an opponent controls.
@DarkMorford: A couple weeks ago I was watching some vtubers play Magic and I kept half-expecting to hear "Hi, Judge Nelly here" every so often 😛
@LRRbot: Brambleback Brute [2R] | Creature — Giant Warrior [4/5] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {1}{R}, Remove a counter from this creature: Target creature can't block this turn. Act…
@TheFluffiestZinogre: I'm not sure they really respond to us if we're watching on yotuube instead of Twitch
@LRRbot: Enraged Flamecaster [2R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [3/2] | Reach / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.
@LRRbot: Champion of the Path [3R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [7/3] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold an Elemental and exile it. / Whenever another Elemental you control enters, it deals…
@LRRbot: Gravelgill Scoundrel [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [1/3] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap another untapped creature you control. If you do, this creature can't be blocked t…
@tsimehcMTG: You may say that Wheeler 'periodically" understands the effects of the elementals
@DarkMorford: Nelson's willing to admit that he was wrong, which is more than I can say for some people.
@TheFluffiestZinogre: I'm going to need you to table your bad puns @tsimehcMTG
@samuiatsui-hello: nooo the donkey
@LRRbot: Brambleback Brute [2R] | Creature — Giant Warrior [4/5] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {1}{R}, Remove a counter from this creature: Target creature can't block this turn. Act…
@LRRbot: Deepchannel Duelist [WU] | Creature — Merfolk Soldier [2/2] | At the beginning of your end step, untap target Merfolk you control. / Other Merfolk you control get +1/+1.
@pharmacistjudge: The additional cost for the spell is to Behold the creature and Exile it. A spell is not "cast" for checking for triggers until after all costs are paid.
insanecat6mtg:
Hello everyone! 
BraveOthello: It was fish bangin
TXC2: hello insanecat6mtg welcome
GamerCat88: does the sad merfolk get +1 cuz of the lord?
TriseAlpha: Also, Champion of the Path is a 7/3? That's nuts!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: RKF's Disenchant in BRO, just a space marine blasting a robot. Peak
dolphgrim: #neverforget #donkeybits
anhakha: I am too tired to work out Wheeler's deck name. I know it is periodic table letters, but I'm curious if anyone else has done it for me? xD
LRRbot: Great Forest Druid [1G] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [0/4] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Thadrin46: I think i saw Bangin fish play a festival once
TXC2:
"it's on a banging fish" Settle down Troy McCleur 
fanofmosteverything9: @anhakha BErSErK
LRRbot: Flame-Chain Mauler [1R] | Creature — Elemental Warrior [2/2] | {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
ipoddodd: @anhakha BErSErK
anhakha: I don't want to bring up the periodic table xD
LRRbot: Dundoolin Weaver [1G] | Creature — Kithkin Druid [2/1] | When this creature enters, if you control three or more creatures, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
anhakha: Thankyou
CuteTeaGoat: playing right into the board wipe
SmashTCG: good card
TheWriterAleph: Dunjamin Weavler?
stnrwzrd: she dundoo on my lin until i weave her
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Jon_CoffeeRobot: Dundoolin is the name of an old retired couple's boat
North_Sol: settle the wreckage next, right?… right?
LoadingReadyRun:
@dolphgrim we clearly had a donkey on stream on New Years Eve 
fanofmosteverything9: Dundoolin? We hardly started!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @North_Sol it's on the special guests sheet for this set
goombalax: its time to d-d-d-d oh we're dun?
RandomTrivia:

North_Sol: DECEPTION.
circusofkirkus: lmao
therealflyingtoastr: Wheeler...
JinaMahavira:

n3ther: there's no way that was true
Thadrin46: Dundoodlin is the cartoonist retirment home
n3ther: LOL
RandomTrivia: !card deceit
LRRbot: Deceit [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [5/5] | When this creature enters, if {U}{U} was spent to cast it, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / When this creature enters, if {B}{B} was spent to cast it, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Evoke {U/B}{U/B}
lightfut: Wheeler is doing a bit again
stnrwzrd: keep mana set aside for it ::wink wink::
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Damnit we need to continue the lie!
control_rig: Wheeler you can't do that
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ExachixKitsune: !card lies
LRRbot: Found 13 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
generalnuk: False hope
sallomon33:

RocknGrohlNerd: poor Cam
kansaiDop: its always safe to play around it
SmashTCG: you cant just lie like that
3PlayerPolitics: ooofta
Pharmacistjudge: special guests cards are extremely rare. it's not a good idea to play around them.
JinaMahavira: It's funny every time though
circusofkirkus: now, Inkshield on the other hand
LRRMTG_Judge: I'm trying to find "catfishing your friends" in the IPG - Kumatsu
simpletoon: Oh Wheeler is on BERSERK
Derekwillis: Jesus that card gave all of LRR PTSD.
anhakha: I have always been of the outlook that if there isn't a monetary prize, I will scoop for money xD
BrowneePointz: know what IS on the special guests Cam? Painter’s Servant :3
LRRbot: Enraged Flamecaster [2R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [3/2] | Reach / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.
LRRbot: Champion of the Path [3R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [7/3] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold an Elemental and exile it. / Whenever another Elemental you control enters, it deals damage equal to its power to each opponent. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.
00gogo00: I just hope they don't spoil it
RocknGrohlNerd: I love settle I never play around settle, I´m the one who plays settle
anhakha:
So that's Adam's out 
4dwoo: I mean who the hell knows whats in the guest slot anymore
fanofmosteverything9: This set's Special Guests are all from Lorwyn/Shadowmoor Block... and Risen Reef.
goombalax: wait there
notkimboslice:
ohh definitely telling my friends settle is in the special guests before prerelease now 
goombalax: is a zerk in special guests
NonchalantAvenger: when the WOTC ppl see wheeler - do they also give him 5$?
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QuoteSF: They need to sneak settle into a few PR kits every new set
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Marvoleath: If settle is ever in a set, they should just not preview it
Pharmacistjudge: Anyone remember callling settle the wreckage "here screaming" and if you decide there is a starbucks?
North_Sol: @quotesf evil i abjure thee
Walla_tv: No one is good at magic some people are just less bad
Mr_Horrible: old man's still got it, turns out
Chenderle: lol
BrowneePointz: Tokido makes only 10 errors a minute
Jon_CoffeeRobot: sadly Berserk doesn't look to be a SPG papercraft card
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TXC2:
it is now 
Shurtal: Big "Can someone teach me how to dougie, I feel left out at work" Energy
Mr_Horrible: I do remember that
Sarah_Serinde: shoutout to platonic fics though
anhakha: Someone... someone write this down!
n3ther: oh it's wholesome
generalnuk: There was that off brand hobit book that had wird things like that.
Derekwillis: If a fictional character ever needs to know how to procrastinate at everything and mess up their life, I got them!
fanofmosteverything9: I'm imagining the AO3 tags.
GamerCat88: well its happening now
LRRbot: Lluwen, Imperfect Naturalist [{B/G}{B/G}] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [1/3] | When Lluwen enters, mill four cards, then you may put a creature or land card from among the milled cards on top of your library. / {2}{B/G}{B/G}{B/G}, {T}, Discard a land card: Create a 1/1 black and green Worm creature token for each land card in your graveyard.
kamilucky: you had that off memory wheeler
Mr_Horrible:
"Johnnnnnn, I'm busy....!" 
kansaiDop: oh god the mental imaging
Julian_Rogue: instead of yes Chef its yes Chief
anhakha: uWu Smaugy-Waugy...
North_Sol: gl folks
Welbog: Master chef
BrowneePointz: car swerves into Master Chief and just crumples
Mr_Horrible: right, that card game that we taught to Master Chief
Jon_CoffeeRobot: a different kind of Flood, sploosh
3PlayerPolitics: master chief is splash "no"
Bugberry: master chief coffee shop AU
ThanhtTheBoss: Suddenly I understand why there's so much fanfiction in the world.
Shurtal: We all remember where we were when Chief protected us from the 1997 Toyota Corolla
North_Sol: @ThanhtTheBoss I felt the same way
LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
@pharmacistjudge: sorry I was busy talking to nelson on discord.
@LRRbot: Great Forest Druid [1G] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [0/4] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
@LRRbot: Flame-Chain Mauler [1R] | Creature — Elemental Warrior [2/2] | {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Dundoolin Weaver [1G] | Creature — Kithkin Druid [2/1] | When this creature enters, if you control three or more creatures, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
@DarkMorford: Poor Cameron
@GexTheGeckoman: lol
@LRRbot: Enraged Flamecaster [2R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [3/2] | Reach / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.
@LRRbot: Champion of the Path [3R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [7/3] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold an Elemental and exile it. / Whenever another Elemental you control enters, it deals…
@smlvalentine: Not me just yelling on Reddit about how amazingly informational these events are...
@crankymonkey7527: I left home when Cameron was playing, now I arrive to work and it's another game. What happened!
@aceviru: Time happened
@Alyssa_Swift: Master: the Chiefing
@tsimehcMTG: LRR fan fiction incoming
@aceviru: (and Cam's deck came together well for the win)
@Revolver_Rossalot: It's been 35 years and no one has Brainstorm'd right yet.
@LRRbot: Lluwen, Imperfect Naturalist [{B/G}{B/G}] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [1/3] | When Lluwen enters, mill four cards, then you may put a creature or land card from among the milled cards on top of …
@tsimehcMTG: Solid Snake treating me like a cardboard box
@Revolver_Rossalot: I'm curious if that's intended to be the traditional Welsh double l. Makes a sort of cthhl sound if so.
@LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible: "I played myself"
TXC2: Shurtal the one 1997 Toyota corolla that travels through time and space
Mr_Horrible: "revolt is online"
WCOrangeTux: @North_Sol Fanfic is a founding pillar of the internet
fanofmosteverything9: 16 Steam Vents, a Hallowed Fountain, and a dream.
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BrowneePointz: “I’m not owned!”
TXC2: Fanfic is how about 90% of Fic happens
LRRbot: Silvergill Mentor [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/1] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Merfolk or pay {2}. / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white and blue Merfolk creature token.
kansaiDop: silvergill!
BraveOthello: BEHOLD!
North_Sol: hear me out, 4 counterspells and 56 islands. better yet, cut the counterspells. think of the tension!
fanofmosteverything9: Behold! A creepy fish!
Underachiever28: Getting here late. Round 2 already? Is this a fast set?
Mr_Horrible: any time you behold a merfolk you gotta do the "Ladies and gentlemen... fish!"
LRRbot: Flame-Chain Mauler [1R] | Creature — Elemental Warrior [2/2] | {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
Dog_of_Myth:

Diabore: wheeler!
n3ther: immediate shutdown
WrightJustice:

Strebenherz: WHEELER
Pharmacistjudge: behold these hands
tdapenguin:
@Mr_Horrible 
BrowneePointz: look at that merfolk token though!
LRRbot: Eclipsed Realms | Land | As this land enters, choose Elemental, Elf, Faerie, Giant, Goblin, Kithkin, Merfolk, or Treefolk. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell of the chosen type or activate an ability of a source of the chosen type.
maclenrac: possible moroccos
BrowneePointz: it’s so pretty
LRRMTG_Judge: @Underachiever28 James had a rough one in round 1 - BlackRose
TXC2:
Underachiever28 unknown, james screwed then flooded 
LRRbot: Springleaf Drum [1] | Artifact | {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.
kumatsu: yoooooo, Springleaf Drum is back?
LRRbot: Ajani, Outland Chaperone [1WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ajani [3] | +1: Create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. / −2: Ajani deals 4 damage to target tapped creature. / −8: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is your life total. You may put any number of nonland permanent cards with mana value 3 or less from among them onto the battlefield. Then shuffle.
North_Sol: oh snap
kansaiDop: oh dear
GamerCat88: Ajony!
Mr_Horrible: MH3 flashbacks
Chesul: Ajoni!
RandomTrivia: Cat daddy is here!
TXC2: as we all say
DiscordianTokkan: Ajoni~
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neisan2112: Ajony!!
Dog_of_Myth: Ajony!
anhakha: Planeswalkers in sealed? Notoriously bad cards...
RocknGrohlNerd: and Ajony to you
CrossXhunteR: hey, it's new-Grist
TriseAlpha: Ajony!
North_Sol: three mana walker that makes tokens
fanofmosteverything9: Cat dad is here to oversee the field trip.
definenull: Ajony!
insanecat6mtg: Ajony!
kumatsu: this Kithkin token art is so good
WesLynx: At least this one doesn't transform
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @kumatsu there's also a lovely commander card which turns all your creature tokens into Springleaf Drums, 'Springleaf Parade'
LostThePirate: Ajony!
TriseAlpha: (...but it's not Desert Bus...)
IaCthulhuFthagn: A cat that makes a 1/1? Modern players getting flashbacks...
Mr_Horrible: >_>
FinestOtter: "I cast Ajani" *Offers handshake
TXC2 cries in green player
maclenrac: badger club
LRRbot: Brambleback Brute [2R] | Creature — Giant Warrior [4/5] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {1}{R}, Remove a counter from this creature: Target creature can't block this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
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Jon_CoffeeRobot: Oko Oko Fight Club
TXC2: consider that it's 7 mana to make it a 4/5
North_Sol: kithkin rally around Ajani, quickly!
fanofmosteverything9: Just on an installment plan.
maclenrac: Catman do?
CrossXhunteR: my favorite wheeler bit
Coloneljesus: did you bring to share?
BlueFingers5: Did you bring enough for everyone
ChillyCru: gulp
TheDarmaniac: wheeler did you bring some for the chat
Mr_Horrible: I should refresh my coffee
North_Sol: cokes in the mail
WCOrangeTux: its my first time watching live, the card bot is a nice touch
tehcrashxor: Werid, is that like La Croix, but with actual flavoring?
maclenrac: Product placement
TXC2:
we need to bring back smoking, people are looking to young and smooth 
TXC2: *too
raulghoulia: punish him by making him smoke the whole pack
shtevie3: Clearly Canadian?
fanofmosteverything9: Ah, Bublé.
GLHFMagic: I need "Canadian Moment" to be a perfume commercial produced by LRR
LoadingReadyRun: #notsponsored
Walla_tv: #ad
North_Sol: oh, that’s not coke
n3ther: all smiles
GamerCat88: drinking the Michle Buble out of that can
n3ther: thank you wheeler
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: me when i get a grapefruit la croix
Mr_Horrible: no free clout, Wheeler! Not til they've paid up!
kumatsu: @LoadingReadyRun but your inbox is open
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I hope those smiles aren't artificial
g0blinslide: whats the french word for raspberry?
WCOrangeTux: Not sponsored indeed!!
therealflyingtoastr: It's way too early in the morning for this stream to be this unhinged
ExachixKitsune: #notsponsoredbyhmu
ContingentCat: not sponsored yet ...?
81ackR0se: @g0blinslide framboise
fanofmosteverything9: Smile overdosing is no laughing matter.
saljik007: @g0blinslide Framboise
FinestOtter: Wheelers taking sponsorships under the table!!!
TXC2:
g0blinslide berry du'rasp 
Dog_of_Myth:

oneala: very true, very classic Adam
TheWriterAleph:
OOF 
funguslore:

fanofmosteverything9: No, no, that was last set.
g0blinslide: ty ty
Luminaire_p:

North_Sol: Aang and friends suffer from thirst! If only they had **bubbly*
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @North_Sol It'll Buble Ya!
Strebenherz: Everything changed when the wotc lawyers attacked
oneala: @north_sol it’ll quench ya!
Marvoleath: Make them kith
LRRbot: Wanderbrine Preacher [1W] | Creature — Merfolk Cleric [2/2] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 2 life.
@smlvalentine: @tsimehcMTG ... ya gotta moisturize, dawg...
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@LRRbot: Silvergill Mentor [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/1] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Merfolk or pay {2}. / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white and blue Merfolk crea…
@LRRbot: Flame-Chain Mauler [1R] | Creature — Elemental Warrior [2/2] | {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
@aceviru: Hell yeah, the best merfolk of the set
@DarkMorford: WHEELER
@LRRbot: Eclipsed Realms | Land | As this land enters, choose Elemental, Elf, Faerie, Giant, Goblin, Kithkin, Merfolk, or Treefolk. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to ca…
@N8Maple01: rude
@LRRbot: Springleaf Drum [1] | Artifact | {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.
@LRRbot: Ajani, Outland Chaperone [1WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ajani [3] | +1: Create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. / −2: Ajani deals 4 damage to target tapped creature. / −8: Look at the …
@ExhaustedElox: Ajony!!
@alexanderstanley3500: Oh! Jonny Revenge
@LRRbot: Brambleback Brute [2R] | Creature — Giant Warrior [4/5] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {1}{R}, Remove a counter from this creature: Target creature can't block this turn. Act…
@N8Maple01: can anyone enlighten me on these deck names?
@jean3733: Right one is B Er S Er K
@0rAngeFrOg: Left one is explaining that john carpenter is actually 5'11
@DarkMorford: RIP Adam
@N8Maple01: cool
North_Sol:

Jon_CoffeeRobot: @oneala 🤚
TXC2:
Strebenherz the pinkertons, who are Canadian 
Jon_CoffeeRobot: oh is Big Yikes in the bonus sheet this set
generalnuk: Adam can get 2 life every turn might be hard to beat.
LRRbot: Noggle Robber [1{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Noggle Rogue [3/3] | When this creature enters or dies, create a Treasure token.
LarkSachrosis: Loam
fanofmosteverything9: New Noggle dropped
Jon_CoffeeRobot: That's Batman.
wtrob: please, Noggle Robert was my father
WCOrangeTux: Batman!!
ChillyCru:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Isn't Noggle close to the name of the Donkey headed actor in Midsummer Night's Dream?
stnrwzrd: it's actually just nog rob
TXC2:
batman was Bloomburrow Chat 
CrossXhunteR: @Thefluffiestguineapig Puck?
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ELD_Winterlight: Didn't gain 2 suboptimal play alert
BrowneePointz: his name is Nick Bottom
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Thefluffiestguineapig Nick Bottom?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Isn't that Hoggle, the character from Labyrinth
maclenrac: Hybrid colour fixer
Mr_Horrible: "Shakespeare's Monster"
splashcryptic: ooh baby when you nogg like that
feelingfroggo: I'm still trying to work out what the two deck names mean
Mr_Horrible: on the words of yesterday, even
fanofmosteverything9: Hanging on the edge of— Dang it!
Dyllbert: I'm losing my mind, but for completely unrelated reasons so ...
BrowneePointz: Noggle is a Celtic magical creature, also spelled Nuggle or Njuggle
TeaGarrison: i started singing it when he said it
Marvoleath: @feelingfroggo Wheeler's is BErSErK
TheGeneralThomas: Live Love (gain 2) Life
protojman: i can feel time
minecookies: noggle sounds like another word for parts on someones body
minecookies: i just dont know what parts
maclenrac: swarm
emilevitt:

CrossXhunteR: i can't wait for adam to look 20 cards deep in his deck
generalnuk: exile tapped creature might be better
aushnova1: why not deal 4 damamge to the giant
CrossXhunteR: @aushnova1 so he can eventually ult this thing
feelingfroggo: @Marvoleath ooooooh
FijneVent: no killling the giant?
TXC2:
Mr_Horrible you mean Falstaff? 
WCOrangeTux: Good to see Ajani is doing well after the invasions...
rosesmcgee: Adam loves to lose to decking himself, so that's probably the plan
LRRbot: Great Forest Druid [1G] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [0/4] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
oneala: @wcorangetux I’m happy about it. he’s my favorite.
Marvoleath: @WCOrangeTux I dunno, he seems to be full of kithkin
fanofmosteverything9: Great! Forest druid.
LRRbot: Ashling's Command [3UR] | Kindred Instant — Elemental | Choose two — / • Create a token that's a copy of target Elemental you control. / • Target player draws two cards. / • Ashling's Command deals 2 damage to each creature target player controls. / • Target player creates two Treasure tokens.
FinestOtter: I heard Adam say ok!!! That means he declared no blocks, and ended turn, and conceded!!!!
kansaiDop: oof
funguslore: Azeling????
3PlayerPolitics: gotten
notkimboslice: It's an perfectly fine Forest Druid at best
funguslore:

Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 I'm so currently uncultured I thought of the griffon-riding dwarf from warcraft when you said that name
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TXC2:
Mr_Horrible 
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I just got the joke, it's a celtic set but Ashling is a flame-based elemental so it's a pun on Aisling
ThanhtTheBoss: @funguslore Yeah, I kind of paused there. Second guessing my pronunciation at all times.
BrowneePointz: I’d pay 5 mana for electrolyze
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Pharmacistjudge: electrolyze only draw 1
n3ther: better electrolyze even
generalnuk: I think it destroys target creature right.
maclenrac: Izzit resolving?
Bugberry: !card auntie grub’s command
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
funguslore: @jon_coffeerobot cool!
goombalax: why does izzet get an instant command
TXC2: anti-grub vs ante-grub
n3ther:

Vandristine: !card grub's command
LRRbot: Grub's Command [3BR] | Kindred Sorcery — Goblin | Choose two — / • Create a token that's a copy of target Goblin you control. / • Creatures target player controls get +1/+1 and gain haste until end of turn. / • Destroy target artifact or creature. / • Target player mills five cards, then puts each Goblin card milled this way into their hand.
generalnuk: Can you mill your self with it?
fanofmosteverything9: Simply play half your deck.
stnrwzrd: FOR NOW
GamerCat88: deck yourself
Mythdom: How many more dorks could he have?
LRRbot: Stalactite Dagger [2] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and is all creature types. / Equip {2}
kansaiDop: look at my deck and put all dorks in play
TXC2:
goombalax because WotC needs to break standard 3 times in a row 
DiscordianTokkan: mawp
TXC2: BEES!
Mythdom: mawp
Thefluffiestguineapig: MAWP
definenull: "I ult ajani, fail to find?"
Jon_CoffeeRobot: how can you tell if it's a stalactite or stalagmite dagger
NewtyNewts: Ooh, that's a mawp
Vinewood_OG: Mawp
3PlayerPolitics:

Diabore: @Jon_CoffeeRobot trust
Spades_Slicc: Has Adam activated Ajony this turn?
drewm1022: Depends on how you hold it.
RocknGrohlNerd: @Spades_Slicc he did
TheDarmaniac: imagine wheeler has the red board wipe
LRRbot: Unwelcome Sprite [1U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flying / Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, surveil 2.
hyalopterous: changelings are swapped for babies
corianderd: there was a mic pop
CrossXhunteR: just a little bit of ear explosion
@LRRbot: Wanderbrine Preacher [1W] | Creature — Merfolk Cleric [2/2] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 2 life.
@jean3733: Getting ever so closer to that -10
@samuiatsui-hello: guys what do you think about the tribes, the only ones i found somewhat weak are elves (as a limited player) and maybe treefolk is a little clunky as well
@LRRbot: Noggle Robber [1{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Noggle Rogue [3/3] | When this creature enters or dies, create a Treasure token.
@pharmacistjudge: ult is -8
@tsimehcMTG: I love the smell of Kithkin in the morning
@jean3733: mb, ever so closer to that -8
@DarkMorford: The best part of wakin' up is Noggle's in your cup
@chaostreader8538: Adam missing out on 2 life
@vegas_party_animal7737: Glad he caught it
@vegas_party_animal7737: At least this way he will do it next turn
@smlvalentine: But where was Evelyn Tucci?
@jasonkorf7700: Ben is jealous, he wanted to make a kithkin
@LRRbot: Great Forest Druid [1G] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [0/4] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
@LRRbot: Ashling's Command [3UR] | Kindred Instant — Elemental | Choose two — / • Create a token that's a copy of target Elemental you control. / • Target player draws two cards. / • Ashling's Command deals 2…
@LRRbot: Stalactite Dagger [2] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and is all creature types…
@aceviru: I don't know about you
@LightReaper7: ack
@jasonkorf7700: disappointed that there's no Wort in the set.
@jennydude9852: ow
@aceviru: But I'm feeling like winning the game with this ajani ult
@jerkoool: there's a card with wort lore text and a conspire ability
@LRRbot: Unwelcome Sprite [1U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flying / Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, surveil 2.
@luciger_globus: ajani sitting ina cardboarding box just charging up
Jon_CoffeeRobot: mawp = someone's mic just clipped/brushed hard
themercenary1987: micissue
TXC2: someone's mic started rubbing/popping
Mr_Horrible: the chat signifier for a mic crackle
LoadingReadyRun:
sorry about that.
BrowneePointz: it’s the sound Alex would make when a loud noise hurt his ears
ELD_Winterlight: I have to respect making 3 different 1/1 tokens at once
Omthebox: How could Paul do this
NonchalantAvenger: hows wheeler still at 20?
WrightJustice: These poor kithkin
Mr_Horrible: this Wheeler guy hates fun!
TXC2: Mawp from Archer I think
Mythdom: Just let the man ult
TheDarmaniac: let my deck do the thing... the thing:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: bro let me ult
Bearudite: babe Im ultin on you tonite
LRRbot: Champion of the Path [3R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [7/3] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold an Elemental and exile it. / Whenever another Elemental you control enters, it deals damage equal to its power to each opponent. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.
n3ther: oops was in until that...
LRRbot: Dundoolin Weaver [1G] | Creature — Kithkin Druid [2/1] | When this creature enters, if you control three or more creatures, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Flame-Chain Mauler [1R] | Creature — Elemental Warrior [2/2] | {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
Seth_Erickson: Champion of the Path trigger yes
CrossXhunteR: elemental enter trigger on champion
Mr_Horrible:
why not a bespoke artisanal platfighter in Rivals of Aether II? 
kansaiDop: here it comes
generalnuk: does it do two damage when enters
Mythdom: Elemental trigger
Sage0fMadness: -2 from the champion
WCOrangeTux: Behold is such a fun mechanic, glad they're toying around with it.
themercenary1987: I'm sorry to be this guy, but ultimate is 5 not 4, and i'm sure that was the joke
funguslore: Trigger of the champion?
Szyael: I love a good Wheeler Ooohohoho
LRRbot: Moonlit Lamenter [2W] | Creature — Treefolk Cleric [2/5] | This creature enters with a −1/−1 counter on it. / {1}{W}, Remove a counter from this creature: Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
feelingfroggo: Adam needs to take damage from the chAAMPION
munocard: Judge!
Boltarion: Champion?
feelingfroggo: champion*
notkimboslice: Moonlit Laminator
Mr_Horrible: huge fan of lamentation
LRRMTG_Judge: We've passed it on folks, dw - Squirrel
memnus: I'm going to tilt out so hard the first time my champion gets countered and I lose both cards
WCOrangeTux: SQUIRREL!!
evethernet: this game does not seem to be going like last game
LRRbot: Feisty Spikeling [1{R/W}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/1] | Changeling / During your turn, this creature has first strike.
Mythdom: I love how durdly Adam's deck is
ExtraWubs:

TheGeneralThomas: its the value police!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: sick play cops are coming
TeaGarrison: the ambulance is coming for wheeler
definenull:
value police
BrowneePointz: need a counter for tree
LRRbot: Sizzling Changeling [2R] | Creature — Shapeshifter [3/2] | Changeling / When this creature dies, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
RocknGrohlNerd: @Mythdom powerful nothing love it
sallomon33: WAZZAP
WowoT: dont forget the -1/-1 counter
Jon_CoffeeRobot: a little guy!!
aitsu100: nice Donkey
Mr_Horrible: when the changelings come out sizzling
maclenrac: 3 slap
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Diabore: the tree is a 1/4 right?
BrowneePointz: tree has a counter don’t forget
vinopinguino: Sizzling changeling for the table?
CrossXhunteR: red, the color of -1/-1
Mr_Horrible: @vinopinguino careful - it's still hot
BrowneePointz: Hell ya Adam always representing proper board state like a proper GOAT
LRRbot: Flame-Chain Mauler [1R] | Creature — Elemental Warrior [2/2] | {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: here we gooooo
CrossXhunteR: maybe he whiffs
SmashTCG: here we go yall
feelingfroggo: Let's goooo
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @CrossXhunteR "fail to find?"
TheDarmaniac: i bet theres not even 21 cards in the deck
LRRbot: Ajani, Outland Chaperone [1WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ajani [3] | +1: Create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. / −2: Ajani deals 4 damage to target tapped creature. / −8: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is your life total. You may put any number of nonland permanent cards with mana value 3 or less from among them onto the battlefield. Then shuffle.
Diabore: casual 23 cards lookin
definenull: Let's goooo
kansaiDop: Yeeeeeeeessssssssss
RandomTrivia: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
stnrwzrd: LFG
Welbog: Yeet
sallomon33: sheeeeeesh
wildflowersnow: GEEZ
Derekwillis: No that's normal MtG font size post 2023.
Seth_Erickson: heyo
TXC2:
this is gonna suck on arena 
salamisuperstar: Clap
control_rig: Exactsies!
mjuukis: DISGUSTING
RandomTrivia: Perfect!
North_Sol: behold, my deck
WCOrangeTux: His Whole Deck!!!!
Mr_Horrible: beautiful
Mythdom: Got there
Jon_CoffeeRobot: exactsiesss
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: ayyy
kumatsu:

SylvrSystem: l m a o
durketh:

generalnuk: dies on card draw?
funguslore: EZ
Zartnic: perfection
TXC2: !clips
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LRRbot: Deepchannel Duelist [WU] | Creature — Merfolk Soldier [2/2] | At the beginning of your end step, untap target Merfolk you control. / Other Merfolk you control get +1/+1.
LRRbot: Gravelgill Scoundrel [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [1/3] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap another untapped creature you control. If you do, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
control_rig: Jeebus
Mr_Horrible: permanents
Dyllbert:
Now Adam can actually see whats in his deck 
neisan2112: He did technically get to mill himself out!!!
TheDarmaniac: unironically he should leave like 4 cards in deck minimum
TXC2: generalnuk look is not draw
munocard: Is Wheeler's deck intentionally misspelling "Berserk"?
North_Sol: wait
Mr_Horrible: 2 lords is pretty sick
CrossXhunteR: he's probably drawing lands from here on out, at least
MsMarkarth: Don't you have eye care in Canada?
fanofmosteverything9: Lordy lordy
n3ther: ya it's a may so you don't lose your legendary copies
RealRetroRager: and now, hold mana up for settle the wreckage
definenull: That's not too bad
BrowneePointz: @munocard Potassium is K
Seth_Erickson: A damn Scoundrel
Marvoleath: @munocard not misspelling, just spelling out
TXC2: munocard the elemental symbol for potassium is K
RandomTrivia:
As we know, Settle the Wreckage casts for 2RG 
stnrwzrd: @munocard BErSErk
munocard: Sulfur is Su, right?
North_Sol: You’re John Lands from here on out?
definenull: Imagine if Adam revealed a second ajani
smertmonkey: dont worry guys, wheeler has settle the wreckage
BrowneePointz: no sulfur is S
sallomon33:

RealRetroRager: @munocard just s
TXC2:
learn some Latin 
@jerkoool: which is more than what I was expecting, considering that conspire was very high on the stormscale lol
@LRRbot: Champion of the Path [3R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [7/3] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold an Elemental and exile it. / Whenever another Elemental you control enters, it deals…
@LRRbot: Dundoolin Weaver [1G] | Creature — Kithkin Druid [2/1] | When this creature enters, if you control three or more creatures, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
@LRRbot: Flame-Chain Mauler [1R] | Creature — Elemental Warrior [2/2] | {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
@smlvalentine: Gracious no...
@LRRbot: Moonlit Lamenter [2W] | Creature — Treefolk Cleric [2/5] | This creature enters with a −1/−1 counter on it. / {1}{W}, Remove a counter from this creature: Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
@LRRbot: Feisty Spikeling [1{R/W}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/1] | Changeling / During your turn, this creature has first strike.
@LightReaper7: woop woop that's the sound of the police
@samuiatsui-hello: donkey is a nice 2 drop
@LRRbot: Sizzling Changeling [2R] | Creature — Shapeshifter [3/2] | Changeling / When this creature dies, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
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@Arisorio: Oh boy here we go!
@LRRbot: Flame-Chain Mauler [1R] | Creature — Elemental Warrior [2/2] | {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
@Sinnlos.: oh wow I never check YouTube numbers 1k on this side!
@LRRbot: Ajani, Outland Chaperone [1WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ajani [3] | +1: Create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. / −2: Ajani deals 4 damage to target tapped creature. / −8: Look at the …
@samuiatsui-hello: now can he win
@LRRbot: Deepchannel Duelist [WU] | Creature — Merfolk Soldier [2/2] | At the beginning of your end step, untap target Merfolk you control. / Other Merfolk you control get +1/+1.
@LRRbot: Gravelgill Scoundrel [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [1/3] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap another untapped creature you control. If you do, this creature can't be blocked t…
@LightReaper7: can't wait for Adam to get Thoracle in play off this for the win
@Arisorio: Now he baited out all his threats and boardwipes
Seth_Erickson: can we get the lord on the card reader?
munocard: welp, into the ocean with me.
fanofmosteverything9: Can't believe we're getting chat judge calls on chemistry.
Knight_Blader:
deckout is now on the table for wheeler 
RealRetroRager: TRUE
Diabore: so one floating mana
Mr_Horrible:
-ium
poenekoek: i wikipediad the table
Pharmacistjudge: E by itself is too close to electron
hyalopterous: Tungsten is fucking W
CrossXhunteR: adam has one floating mana. i am unsure if it matters
jsirocks: wheeler hates Latin conformed
LRRbot: Shore Lurker [3W] | Creature — Merfolk Scout [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, surveil 1.
RealRetroRager: WHY IS SILVER AG
BraveOthello: @hyalopterous Wungsten
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Tungsten is Wolfram!
RealRetroRager: AND GOLD AU
RealRetroRager: like WHY
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TXC2: hyalopterous for Wolfram
BrowneePointz: that’s a 5/5 flyer got dang
Mr_Horrible: because latin
tehcrashxor: @RealRetroRager Latin
Jon_CoffeeRobot: a much cooler element name we should've kept
niccus: how well does the canlander points list spell words
munocard: @RealRetroRager Argentum
BraveOthello: @RealRetroRager Latin for both
Pharmacistjudge: Wolfram, Aurum....
TXC2: RealRetroRager for Aurium
saljik007: @RealRetroRager Cuz latin
Jensling: @RealRetroRager ArGentum and AUrelium
jsirocks: sounds like a lot of chatters hate Latin
RealRetroRager: damn
RealRetroRager: guess im stupid
Jon_CoffeeRobot: any Lead lovers in here, Pb for Plumbum
maclenrac: I stare at the chart too, watching my NaCl
ladyjessica: now enriched with Ir!
corianderd: Gold is AU because it is the same distance from the sun as earth
sallomon33: @hyalopterous yeah, cuz English calls it tungsten, while it's wolfram in a lot of other places
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GamerCat88: m'lords
adambomb625: I don't get Adam's deck name either
Mr_Horrible: @Jon_CoffeeRobot honestly still wish it was called that. "I got plumbum poisoning"
BrowneePointz: @corianderd I spit takes
BrowneePointz: taked
TXC2: Cori.......
durketh: @corianderd +2
Sandeon: Merfolk like to twiddle
notkimboslice: She plum on my bum til I lead
Koizetsu: lord of atlantis HAD something else lol
Pharmacistjudge: gotta love some Natrium Chloride
munocard: I mean, they gave Chatterfang swampwalk.
fanofmosteverything9: Because convoke is a big theme for Merfolk in this set.
maywecomein: it's also why Argentina is called Argentina!
RandomTrivia:
OMG Cori 
BraveOthello: And that's why Lord of Atlantis is in my island walk deck
North_Sol: my ass is sealed, thank you
niccus: but there are only 4 elements, wheeler
Seth_Erickson: and it's engage baiting the perfect deck name
definenull: That is a cute name
sallomon33: @Pharmacistjudge love the reference
n3ther:

notkimboslice: Actually we're showing our Noggles
Mai_Andra: Wait... older than English? You mean there are elements that have existed longer than America?
ContingentCat: *switches tabs* ass in chat?!
wildflowersnow: ayo
Jon_CoffeeRobot: chat was mostly just frantically checking Scryfall to see if Berserk was on the special guest sheet
munocard: I mean forestwalk, oop again
n3ther: fun??
vinopinguino: What's BESEP? 😅
CrossXhunteR: wheeler, i like this sweater
letsbelgo: ok frank
glitched_goddess: @Mai_Andra at least 2
unowngnome: It is a cool name Wheeler!
North_Sol: #sponsored stream
niccus: what *are* the bonus cards this time around? are there any?
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Marvoleath: @niccus there is 20 special guests
Marvoleath: no bonus sheet
sallomon33: @niccus you mean spg or bonus sheet? cuz there are special guests, there isn't nay bonus sheet this time
CrossXhunteR: @niccus there are 20 Special Guest cards in this set, that are all like papercraft art or some such
ContingentCat: the millennial draw, no land
TXC2:
Mai_Andra much as we pretend otherwise, non English people exsited and had culture 
Jon_CoffeeRobot: not just me that only just got because they *elementals*, right gang, hahah sure yeah for real
corianderd: A bippy is a sucky
Pharmacistjudge: no love for Sour time? or Bitter Time? I like Umami Time.
DiscordianTokkan: Hey, nice bippy
drholmestuck: BIPPY MEANS BUTT I THOUGHT
Mr_Horrible: only my normal bippy, my sweet bippy is for weddings and bar/bat mitzvahs
feelingfroggo: Lil Bippy sounds like a terrible trapper
feelingfroggo: rapper*
Mr_Horrible: "Zendaya is Meechee"
fanofmosteverything9: A pacifier, I presume?
sallomon33: Bippy sounds like a name for non-Lorwyn-Shadowmoor merfolk
sallomon33: a young one
WCOrangeTux: #NotSponsored
TXC2:
"you bet your bippy" has odd meaning now 
onanimasu: Bippi a succi, mama mia
notkimboslice:
Wheeler out here determined to make enemies 
drholmestuck: the dictionary does in fact say a bippy is someone's butt...
RandomTrivia:

North_Sol: Onelander. There can only be one!
n3ther: DEAL
SmashTCG: Fun
Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 "I bet my bippy and lost it. I'll never financially recover."
SmashTCG: this is for fun
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Succulent Bippy, 1G Artifact Creature
CrossXhunteR: especially when adam slams ajani on 3 again
KakuEpsilon: Bippy is whatever you want fan
drholmestuck: "i bet my bippy" = "i bet my ass"
WCOrangeTux: Draw for 7s?
lirazel64: And may the Great Bird of Paradise fly up your nose (Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In ref.)
North_Sol: hell yeah Adam
Mr_Horrible: "I'm here for magic not for packs"
TXC2: Mr_Horrible BBL are expensive yes
LRRMTG_Judge: Two judges did this repeatedly. the Match Slip said 2-1-23
n3ther: depends how early in the round :x
wildflowersnow: Let's go
TXC2:
drholmestuck neat, John Wayne starting make sense 
LRRMTG_Judge: Can confirm, it is absolutely fine to agree to draw a game and try again from 7 (and that's at any rules enforcement level, though I wouldn't expect anyone to agree at competitive) - BlackRose
maclenrac: Feels good
n3ther: denying a split tsk tsk
drholmestuck: @TXC2 big brain
Seth_Erickson: Took him to town
fanofmosteverything9: Winning after offering the split is always amazing.
Mr_Horrible: Ridgescale Tusker, one of the OG "What do you MEAN it says EACH?"
sallomon33: is it me or are sound and video slightly out of sync?
SmashTCG: you were holding a Large stick in one hand and ask him " wana call this now?"
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WCOrangeTux: @LRRMTG_Judge Neat
Jon_CoffeeRobot: going to 7s is nice when the tournament is flat prize structure
adambomb625: I have never lost to someone who denied a split lol
@aceviru: America has a learnding porblem
@LRRbot: Shore Lurker [3W] | Creature — Merfolk Scout [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, surveil 1.
@lukeisstrange1533: Sure Streamer
@Arisorio: Ajani wins!
@ShanWolf: we got Kithkin in this set?
@samuiatsui-hello: sorcery speed scoop
@Sinnlos.: generalizing people by country of origin is cool
@aceviru: 🐟
@SenshiSunPower: we do have kithkin
@joshcoppinger3975: The cable knit sweater gets me
@joshcoppinger3975: So comfy so gentle.
@Derkatronic: bippy = booty
@aceviru: Ahhh his deck is a manga reference now I get it 😏
@pharmacistjudge: Sweet time? I prefer Umami Time.
@LightReaper7: hell yeah
n3ther: oh ya that job I had
n3ther: have
CrossXhunteR: @sallomon33 do you have a 2nd tab open with the stream audio from there going
ThanhtTheBoss:
I almost take the split because I'm old and I want to either go home or eat early. 
Seth_Erickson:
I always offer because I like sharing rewards around more when possible 
Simonark: How did you get two Bonfires at the Aetherdrift pre-release?
sallomon33: @CrossXhunteR nope
BrowneePointz: I was in the finals of NPH and my opponent declined, I spammed Batterskull on 5 both games and demoralized them completely
maclenrac: Share the wealth, play for fun
LRRMTG_Judge: it has been so many years since I double queued playing and judging a prerelase, those were simpler times - Kumatsu
RandomTrivia:

BrowneePointz: slammed* not spammed
Chenderle: judging and participating, a true hero
Mr_Horrible: @ThanhtTheBoss I'm a big fan of "split then play anyway if they're down" for that reason
definenull: Oh no
Snuzfuz: PLAY THE WALKER
LRRbot: Silvergill Mentor [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/1] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Merfolk or pay {2}. / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white and blue Merfolk creature token.
SmashTCG: absolutly play again on 2
definenull: Their friendship is on the line here
TeaGarrison: that stare into the camera got me lmao
Bearudite: gentlemen, BEHOLD
LRRbot: Brambleback Brute [2R] | Creature — Giant Warrior [4/5] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {1}{R}, Remove a counter from this creature: Target creature can't block this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
onanimasu: One drop Vasili, One drop only please
LithelyUnshod: Nelson, what card should I bring to Toronto for you to sign?
cmdrzellgaudis: I miss these two playing Lethal Company
minecookies: i didnt know plankton played mtg
cmdrzellgaudis: their interactions are the best
Pharmacistjudge: well Adam, Sean Connery isn't eastern european so it's a different voice you have
LRRbot: Omni-Changeling [3UU] | Creature — Shapeshifter [0/0] | Changeling / Convoke / You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has changeling.
fanofmosteverything9: Goopy giant acquired.
SmashTCG: i feel like there should be a really cheap clone that enters THEN becomes something
maclenrac: Shifty convoker
Mr_Horrible: fret not, kitten
definenull: Poggifers!
Mr_Horrible: okay
LRRbot: Cinder Strike [R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may blight 1. / Cinder Strike deals 2 damage to target creature. It deals 4 damage to that creature instead if this spell's additional cost was paid.
SmashTCG: adam, dont look at the camera like that
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Omni-Changeling is cool for getting your "when you cast a" trigger and then also keeping Changeling regardless of what you choose
Mr_Horrible:
yay 
LRRbot: Noggle Robber [1{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Noggle Rogue [3/3] | When this creature enters or dies, create a Treasure token.
North_Sol: noggler of the rich, let’s gooo
SmashTCG: Maaaawp
Julian_Rogue: MAWP
rentar42: Noggle Robber, that's a good name ...
SocraticMethod: mawp
itsr67: dang
Mangledpixel: oof that was a big mawp
TXC2: more mic popping
MinotaurFluff: MAWP
DanielOfCourse: those mic sounds suck a lot
LRRbot: Gravelgill Scoundrel [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [1/3] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap another untapped creature you control. If you do, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i took a nap and this was quite the game to wake up to
avidcyrus: its adams beard making the mic pop
phoenixfeather14: lots of audio crackle
feelingfroggo: I don't like the energy all the "kittens" are creating
Wolfstrike_NL: More Mawping
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Adam's mic pack has fallen out maybe
ladyjessica: Mic 5
definenull: Grah!
DanielOfCourse: like actually painful
LRRbot: Merrow Skyswimmer [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Creature — Merfolk Soldier [2/2] | Convoke / Flying, vigilance / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white and blue Merfolk creature token.
SmashTCG: adam is very quiet
maclenrac: scritch scratch, mic check
onanimasu: She noggle my boggle till I robber baron
Mr_Horrible: ooh, I hadn't seen that. More RKF art on a nice common
Jon_CoffeeRobot: he's back!
Mr_Horrible: Archer
DiscordianTokkan: Archer
TXC2: sounds better
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Adam's all good now.
fanofmosteverything9: There we go.
lirazel64: Good!
ladyjessica: yay!
SocraticMethod: saying "mawp" was an old trick to clear tinnitus
30teracyte: oof
Spades_Slicc: 16
Juliamon: sixteen
stnrwzrd: h jon benjamin
mackstashmarshall: dont tell me that
onanimasu: 16 years ago RIP
TXC2:
Spades_Slicc shut up 
RockPusher:

Snuzfuz: 16 years...
SmashTCG: mawp means Maximum Allowable Operating Pressure
Koizetsu: at the time, the main lead went on to voice the lead of an obscure show about hamburgers
BraveOthello: Damn you Camerson for making me feel old
Mr_Horrible:

RandomTrivia: Thank you Cameron!
feelingfroggo: I should rewatch archer
North_Sol: ;_;
notkimboslice: Archer can finally get a driver's license
Derekwillis: Yeah, Avatar would be an adult by now.
WrightJustice:
16 years ago???

LRRbot: Enraged Flamecaster [2R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [3/2] | Reach / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.
Juliamon: I never watched the last couple seasons... I should get to that some day
North_Sol: @Derekwillis Avatar would be an adult who was the victim of identity theft by now
fanofmosteverything9: Proceed to goat step.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @Juliamon Me neither, when they got into all the alternate universe stuff it suffered a bit
onanimasu: Consult a doctor if your Flamecaster is Enraged for more than 4 hours
TXC2: Juliamon same, stopped with the boatplane season
Mr_Horrible: mmm, flying and vigilance...
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I get they liked those characters and wanted to keep making Archer but it wasn't the way
tryllebanjo: ouch
fanofmosteverything9: That's a hefty crundle.
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Mr_Horrible: "Gaseous Changeling"
googoltudoris: bloated with the sauce
LRRbot: Gravelgill Scoundrel [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [1/3] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap another untapped creature you control. If you do, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
LRRbot: Aquitect's Defenses [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature you control / When this Aura enters, enchanted creature gains hexproof until end of turn. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+2.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Judge call for doping, my opponent has a Bubly?
insectsamongusss:
he pays 3 times the -1 counter ? 
LRRbot: Reckless Ransacking [1R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+2 until end of turn. Create a Treasure token.
CrossXhunteR: nice noggle
@LRRbot: Silvergill Mentor [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/1] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Merfolk or pay {2}. / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white and blue Merfolk crea…
@aceviru: let's go!!
@LRRbot: Brambleback Brute [2R] | Creature — Giant Warrior [4/5] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {1}{R}, Remove a counter from this creature: Target creature can't block this turn. Act…
@LRRbot: Omni-Changeling [3UU] | Creature — Shapeshifter [0/0] | Changeling / Convoke / You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has changeling.
@LRRbot: Cinder Strike [R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may blight 1. / Cinder Strike deals 2 damage to target creature. It deals 4 damage to that creature instead if this spell's…
@LRRbot: Noggle Robber [1{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Noggle Rogue [3/3] | When this creature enters or dies, create a Treasure token.
@LRRbot: Gravelgill Scoundrel [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [1/3] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap another untapped creature you control. If you do, this creature can't be blocked t…
@LRRbot: Merrow Skyswimmer [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Creature — Merfolk Soldier [2/2] | Convoke / Flying, vigilance / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white and blue Merfolk creature token.
@daperson25: :hand-pink-waving:
@aceviru: Ty Paul
@luciger_globus: its probably still going
@LRRbot: Enraged Flamecaster [2R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [3/2] | Reach / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.
@aceviru: No that's Naruto from 20 years ago
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@LRRbot: Gravelgill Scoundrel [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [1/3] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap another untapped creature you control. If you do, this creature can't be blocked t…
@LRRbot: Aquitect's Defenses [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature you control / When this Aura enters, enchanted creature gains hexproof until end of turn. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+2.
@LRRbot: Reckless Ransacking [1R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+2 until end of turn. Create a Treasure token.
North_Sol: judge, my opponent is running combat tricks and interaction
definenull: Oof that was game if Adam didn't block, huh
TXC2: North_Sol well block then
lilyak_thefuffy: That's such a juicy combat trick
Chenderle: @definenull oh, ya
North_Sol: :<
BrowneePointz: Gandalf Big Noggturals
LRRbot: Mirrorform [4UU] | Instant | Each nonland permanent you control becomes a copy of target non-Aura permanent.
treesinland: Judge, my opponent is playing good cards
sallomon33: I'm noggling my boggle
Jon_CoffeeRobot: hahahaha
lamina5432: this card is sick
RandomTrivia:

WCOrangeTux: I have been so excited for this set, hows everyone feeling about it so far?
BraveOthello: Nice
mjuukis: big plays
BrowneePointz: PERMANENTLY too
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: nice
n3ther: oh ya that card is a bomb
Dog_of_Myth:

SmashTCG: knowyourmeme hasnt figured it out, so i dont think we know who he's refering to
feelingfroggo: I look forward to saying "What did you just call me?" when someone plays a noggle at prerelease as the only black guy
Diabore: they dont stop being a 4/5 though
itsr67: ngl if the aura was around that would have been a kill
itsr67: that's crazy
fanofmosteverything9: This is not until end of turn.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
@feelingfroggo

sallomon33: @WCOrangeTux looks great and I can't wait to play it!
LRRbot: Cinder Strike [R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may blight 1. / Cinder Strike deals 2 damage to target creature. It deals 4 damage to that creature instead if this spell's additional cost was paid.
galleadden: <message deleted>I WAS TO BUSY CONSIDERING MIRRORFORM VALUE! I DIDNT THINK OF MIRRORFORM MID COMBAT GOOD LORD
North_Sol: gg
Diabore: its a 4/5
Mr_Bitterness: They're still 4/5s
GamerCat88: ggs
BrowneePointz: it’s a 4/5
SanSanBlue: Wait its permanently a 4/5
fanofmosteverything9: It's still a 4/5.
TXC2: galleadden please don't all caps
itsr67: yep
Jon_CoffeeRobot: aaand they've scooped up
Diabore: yes
sallomon33: yup
Marvoleath:
Mirrorform is not eot
KWardJenx: This was a blast. Love this table grouping.
Flyingdelorion: permanently?
definenull: Games gotta end one way or another
sallomon33: and I don't think it's a mistake
Diabore: yeah it doesnt end
Bugberry: no “until end of turn”
sallomon33: i's like true polymorph, it's permanent
lamina5432: it's also copys any non-aura permanent
SmashTCG: the original art one says
n3ther: ya this card is a 1st pick in draft
SmashTCG: its got the reminder text "this effect dosent end"
drholmestuck: yeah that's forever omg
Jon_CoffeeRobot: it's going to be the silliest Commander card, one of the few I've got my eye on at prerelease trading
notkimboslice: the stakes have never been lowr
fanofmosteverything9: It did not, yes/
TXC2: damn right Wheeler
GamerCat88: the Ajani
SpicyNapalm: The friends we made along the way mattered
fsforwardsound: what about the hoo hees?
BlueFingers5: what about the he-haws?
TXC2: !relaxed
LRRbot: REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
aitsu100: REL-axed
itsr67: this set is missing a decent amount of "until end of turn"s
Derekwillis: I love that the card makes all non-land permanents. Can't wait to turn a billion treasures into something insane.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: thesse days? very rare
vinopinguino: The donkeys we made along the way
shendaras:

onanimasu: I'm with you on the haha and hehes, but I draw the line at huhus
TeaGarrison:

minecookies: what about the hee-hos?
Marvoleath: the hahas and the heehaws
googoltudoris: but wheeler i have a compulsive need to be the MOST right!
definenull: I still don't get that reference
shtevie3:

SmashTCG: hmmmm
Thadrin46: This is why we love wheeler
MsMarkarth: 😘
SmashTCG: Mirrorform Biomancer
North_Sol: #brought to you by smooth jazz
noSmokeFire: I love that it's just "nonland permanents", too, so you can just, like, turn your food or treasures into a beatstick
Glittert00ts: I used to think the little misplays didnt matter... Then my wife left me
LunaLurkz: I love the game where everyone gets to do the thing! More doing of the thing!
onanimasu: @minecookies that has to wait till Frost Jack UB set
salamisuperstar:

galleadden: @SmashTCG I believe that text is on Oko, don't think they added it to the mirror
WCOrangeTux: #NonSponsored
Diabore: a crack will be packed... wait
SmashTCG: @galleadden dang you might be right
TXC2: Glittert00ts that's rough buddy
Diabore: so many dq's
Dog_of_Myth:

TXC2: and this round wasn't ?
cmdrzellgaudis: woot
Fluffy776: My kitten keeps attacking you all, so I apologize lol
GamerCat88:

anhakha: Now, about that volume down by 20%...
LordManiMani: The energy at that table...
TXC2: !greetings
LRRbot: Greetings, you Nimble Birdstickers!
josh___something: good start
definenull: Great start
Mr_Bitterness: Watch out for Nelson's crouching medium punch, he's been practicing
galleadden: @SmashTCG Honestly though the set could have put that reminder on a couple cards in the set. ie the mythic humility giant
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: !greetings
LRRbot: Greetings, you Colossal Dreadmaws!
WCOrangeTux: Spewing Chaos
RandomTrivia:

SyrupAccident: Sponsored by Bubly
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Hell yeah! I got the 4GG 6/6 Trample!
TriseAlpha: Hello, Intrepid Adventurers! Wait, wrong series...
Greyah: Lorwyn goblins are the best goblins.
Marvoleath:
no dwarves 
CypherRaze: Lorwyn was just pre Eldraine
Mindfire13: You got any wizards?
TXC2: (slaps Lorwyn) you can fit so many fearie tale creature types in this plane
Bugberry: Shadowmoor had some weird one-ofs, like an Archon.
r0cketf0x: heya chat frands!
TXC2: hello r0cketf0x welcome
RocknGrohlNerd: hello
Chenderle: heya!
@LRRbot: Mirrorform [4UU] | Instant | Each nonland permanent you control becomes a copy of target non-Aura permanent.
@aceviru: ouphe
@LRRbot: Cinder Strike [R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may blight 1. / Cinder Strike deals 2 damage to target creature. It deals 4 damage to that creature instead if this spell's…
@DaFunnyPimp: Isn’t it still a 4/5
@aceviru: yeah that was a close one
@aceviru: its 2026 magic. commander hits different
@max-sutton: It's hard to track that multi clone
@aceviru: I hear Wheeler now takes bubbly if you see him in person 😏
@DarkMorford: Oh no
@smlvalentine: The interstitial things like the crack-a-pack are WAY louder than the live portions of the stream
@luciger_globus: good, bubly logo properly cheated out to camera, all according to plan
minecookies: Greeting, you Hexing Squelcher
TriseAlpha: Blight is such a good mechanic in the new Jund Commander deck
definenull: Oh hey it's this broken card
Bugberry: Doun sounds like Down I believe
TXC2: doun more like dawn?
WCOrangeTux: "It's me I'm sickos" Graham is so fun
Ty_Sylicus: Down
galleadden: Anyone check on Shivam with Hapatra getting all the new blight tools?
sallomon33: @Bugberry the second one ever, I believe!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I will say that Jund Goblins and Lorwyn Goblins for me are tied in best goblins, depends on the art
TriseAlpha: Flash Wither
sallomon33: only as a cameo though
onanimasu: Wither Without You
ContingentCat: wither you like it or now
ContingentCat: *not
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wither SO MUCH BETTER THAN POISON
TXC2: we had one bit of Wither in Karlov manor
bosqueofpines: neck
TriseAlpha: Kithkin are Dwarf Bugs
Juliamon: aw I love kithkin
CypherRaze: neck
Greendrag13: I still have Boggart Ramgang trauma from LAST time we went to Lorwyn
Juliamon: they're lil weirdos
niccus: they're built like potoos
kansaiDop: neeeeeeeeck
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: that guy got a neck on 'em
n3ther: wither is strong but able to be balanced
WokenClick: I'm 100% with Ben on this
feelingfroggo: crossroads watcher got that loooooooong neck
ancienthangover: finally, someone said it, kithkin are unsettling looking
sallomon33:
ah yes, the bigneck one 
Strebenherz: Ark vibes
Thefluffiestguineapig:
The cat who smelled pickled ginger
from Graham
Cinominn: i love kithkin but yeah that one got biiiiig neck
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TriseAlpha: Oh, it's a Gelfling
WCOrangeTux: Whamjangle!!
goombalax: flying otter rules tho
fanofmosteverything9: Lotta neck
TXC2: TWMIST around
Bugberry: Kithkin weirdness was cited as a reason we only got 2 ones outside this block, that's almost 20 years with just 2 new Kithkin.
BrowneePointz: it IS an archaic spelling of Down but some dialects DO say Doon like a hard Brogue
definenull: Big turtle energy
Marvoleath: they simply got that otter neck
TriseAlpha: The Weagle!
RandomTrivia: Squeakwing is very good
goombalax: they say people resemble their pets
Thefluffiestguineapig: That name is great
vinopinguino: "yo whaddup with that neck?"
TriseAlpha: Weagles Live!
Bugberry: Kithkin are also technically from Dominaria originally.
Mai_Andra:
but kithkin have wide heads... why long? 
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Squeakwing, i demand a card!
Greyah: Kithkin got the weird heads, but that's what I love about them.
sallomon33:

TriseAlpha: Lorewyn is Snorsh, confirmed!
RocknGrohlNerd: who let the McElroys brother in slider department
WCOrangeTux: My Auntie, Your Auntie
RandomTrivia: Heirloom Cheese Goblin would be a great band name
fanofmosteverything9: Probably describes the smell, though.
Strebenherz: our auntie technique has been passed down FOR GENERATIONS
Thefluffiestguineapig: This Auntie seems like the neighborhood Southern auntie who makes all the herbal remedies
TXC2: our auntie
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Sage0fMadness: awww
onanimasu: He's just a lil guy
TriseAlpha: Graveshifter reprint. Aww yea.
Greyah: @WCOrangeTux Such is the boggart way.
Marvoleath:
It's so sad 
EndPixel5: mh3 has breached containment
therealflyingtoastr: Noooooo the ad hit right when we were getting to to cool cards
r0cketf0x: saaaaaame
Marvoleath: No changes were announced
hyalopterous: 3 friggin minutes
RandomTrivia: I love this Eclipsed cycle
fanofmosteverything9: Picture-in-picture's working for me.
sallomon33: @EndPixel5 isn't graveshifter from OG Modern Horizons?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds busted
TriseAlpha: ad break cardblock
TXC2: that gobbo taken a day trip to Ravinca, took in a Rakdos show
BrowneePointz: Love that all the Shadowmoor gobbos look like they’re from Labyrinth
letsbelgo: @hyalopterous you can go to youtube and watch
sallomon33: that's a high pick in draft
Simonark: Finally, a changeling that loves old science magazines
jarnatan: Clonevoke
RandomTrivia: Clone-gling
Fluffy776: Wow gamer laundry soap was not on my 2026 bingo card
northos: clonevokeling
niccus: hot
EndPixel5: @sallomon33 oh yeah woops
WCOrangeTux: Changleing Clone with Convoke, sounds demented
definenull: That's just sad
Pharmacistjudge: it's a pen, pineapple, and apple AND a pen
BusTed:

elgenericosfavoriteorphan: that art is lowkey horrifying lol
TXC2:
Red doesn't need this 
onanimasu: RIP Treezo
North_Sol: @niccus treekin, so hot
TriseAlpha: RIP Doran...
Bugberry: how about a little fire scarecrow! (not a scarecrow though)
anhakha: Luckily, doran is a 0/5
Omthebox: That tree really could have used that island
sallomon33: @EndPixel5 I don't blame you, MH3 had another gravedigger homage in the form of the sorcery called 'gravedig'
RevolverRossalot: Tips kindred. "M'folk"
@taeasakura: hapatra is happy
@DarkMorford: That is a NECK
@aceviru: it's just Adam after taking a few feet off to get the money in exchange
@luciger_globus: funny they put the "creatures mushed together" set back to back.
@aceviru: *several people are typing*
@Revolver_Rossalot: It means [incoherent static noise]
@JCFoxpox: real talk a clone with convoke feels strong
TriseAlpha: It feels weird to me that Treefolk aren't Elementals.
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North_Sol:
@RevolverRossalot 
fanofmosteverything9: Works with Omni-Changeling.
minecookies: @BrowneePointz just makes me wish we got cards that had art like the trailer where they just took picture of some henson workshop monsters
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: vvery cute
circusofkirkus: all the
TXC2: and then next set we do archers and Druids and....wait what...what do mean it's not 2004?
RandomTrivia: IT'S SO GOOD
onanimasu: A small sneak attack, as a treat
GredGredmansson: sneak attack is 4 mana i think
TriseAlpha: "Fixed" Sneak Attacl
Bugberry: sneak attack is also busted.
therealflyingtoastr: Meek Attack + Academy Rector is fun
yunapaluza: Rules Q: If I were to put a -1/-1 counter on a creature that has a +1/+1 counter on it (or vice versa), what would happen to the counters?
Diabore: and the activate is 1 more, sneak is only R
sallomon33: but sneak's activation is also cheaper
WCOrangeTux: @TXC2 2004 was 21 years ago
anhakha: Or a 0/5
goldengraham13: @minecookies I'm sure there's a secret lair coming with that.
sallomon33: also this, yeah
Jeangerarddela: This is two activations turn 4
WrightJustice: 4/1 please
Travilogue: You could get a 4/1, or a 5/0.....
Marvoleath: Sneak is 3R, and R to activate
TXC2:
WCOrangeTux 22 years now 
WCOrangeTux: @WCOrangeTux 22 Years Ago...
GredGredmansson: @yunapaluza you put that counter on it, and then remove both a + and - counter from it
Diabore: remember chat, 0/0's work with it
RevolverRossalot: Hot take alert!!!!
RatherLargeToad: co(r)pse
Denis_Dobrolubov: @yunapaluza As state based action, they are removed in pairs until only one type remains.
jarnatan: 0/0's that enter with counters or get +1/+1 based on, say, lands, can be meek attacked
TriseAlpha: "cops"
3PlayerPolitics: Cops
hyalopterous: cops
mjuukis: an island that is not an island
RevolverRossalot: All Copse Arboreal
mjuukis: a mtg classic
TriseAlpha: *cues up Bad Boys
TXC2:
it's the ONE exception to ACAB 
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h3rsh3yb4r: the Huntsman have a cool one of those in dark souls 2
sallomon33: @jarnatan good shout!
RandomTrivia: WotC are absolute cowards for not completing these cycles into standard
maclenrac: You got to tell me if you're a cop
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RandomTrivia: I'm so disappointed
onanimasu: a copse are backwoods
Spades_Slicc: pronounced "cops" comes from a range of trees being coppiced
yunapaluza: Thanks ^^
Bruceski: meek attack the omnichangeling?
Juliamon:
RevolverRossalot 
kaffeetrinken89: Good copse bad copse
benjamin_wheeler: bearer of the curse
Bugberry: First card with Copse in it's name in Magic, somehow.
TXC2: Kithkin head big, yeah yeah yeah
benjamin_wheeler: seek seek
fanofmosteverything9: Ah, the Funko of Destiny.
h3rsh3yb4r: lesst
LRRMTG_Judge: @yunapaluza They cancel out. One of the state-based actions is to remove pairs of +1/+1 and -1/-1 counters from a creature until it only has one type on it. This'll take place before or after anything happens in the game, so you won't typically have a window to make use of it. - Squirrel
TriseAlpha: I just realized they missed an opportunity in Edge of Eternity to make a "Figure of Density"
krfsm: too Un-set
Diabore: so vivid
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OK i'm really excited about Tam
glitched_goddess: Jace & vraska’s kid
RatherLargeToad: Undergrad of Runes
ContingentCat: a step mom?
sallomon33: it's like a Stepmom sidegrade
bosqueofpines: Babysitter
Mai_Andra: Quandrix, technically
krfsm: would've fitted in in Unfinity
GredGredmansson: "Foster Mom" according to my playgroup
LSRubin: lmao the hashtag momstuff was great
Dog_of_Myth: Gorgon mom
munocard: #momstuff
WCOrangeTux: #Momstuff
GredGredmansson: "Step Mom" is Giver of Runes
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: undergrad of ruins is vey good
onanimasu: Roomate of Runes
Makhiel: #Tamstuff
Electrum_Lancer: Gorgon
Bugberry: @krfsm you mean pun names? Magic does those all the time.
Omthebox: Its a very good hate bear.
Mindfire13: Dorm mom
TXC2: so it's not mom, so Big Sis
TriseAlpha: Not quite Mom, Babysitter?
bbblehh: mom friend perhaps
Dyllbert: Warning: do not drop moms
Jesper_aka_Mordachai: But won't protect itself
kaffeetrinken89: Simomic ... maybe
RandomTrivia:

TheWormbo: Rainbow mon?
Diabore: oh JED
Joric_Art: she's the mom that stepped up
RevolverRossalot: Mather of Runes! She uses probability.
JinaMahavira: oh no our mom
Electrum_Lancer: Gorgon Stepmom
LSRubin: fraternity brother of runes
fanofmosteverything9: The group's mom friend.
RandomTrivia: Ludicrous card
MegaDosX: Worth noting the protection thing is still "other creatures", even if she can target herself
sallomon33: oh yeah, this was one of teh first reveals
sallomon33: crazy good
Tom_Bruise: I'm still so baffled it has 4 toughness
RandomTrivia: Absolutely absurd combination of words and it's somehow allowed to be a 2/4 for 3
stippledotter: "fauna shaman" sounds like something you'd say when your food's too hot
n3ther: representation is important
Jeangerarddela: It's any card, no need to discard a creature card too
Diabore: meek attack
Diabore: slam meek attack and build around
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fanofmosteverything9: Foreshadowing is a literary device where...
TriseAlpha: Tam is super good, especially in multicolor and Vivid deck
Diabore: !card famished worldsire
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RandomTrivia: Currently Famished Worldsire is the best I've got for Standard
TXC2: !patreon
SyrupAccident: do NOT call him
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LSRubin: not me debating whether to clip "Moms: call me" ...
TriseAlpha: Tam: Math Tutor
TriseAlpha: doesn't tutor
TXC2: !addquote (Graham) [now] Mothers: Always powerful.
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EndPixel5: @n3ther not to (at least old) lorwyn elves
onanimasu: Ben, Momhunter
benjamin_wheeler: Oh behave
@JCFoxpox: Meek Attack is so good! I love it
@JCFoxpox: it's small sneak attack
@susanburrier3181: 4/1
@eancycler1112: meek attack costs more to activate too
@DarkMorford: Are there any 4/1 creatures
@JCFoxpox: Sneak attack is more to cast, but less to activate
@countingku: Clones are 0/0
@DarkMorford: Oh yeah, Omni-Changeling is 0/0
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@susanburrier3181: yes in red and possibly black or green
@DarkMorford: That could be *broken*
@MartianKyo: I tried calling this hex wife
@JCFoxpox: #momstuff
@realretrorager9418: the worst mirror match
@DarkMorford: Man I Love Fauna...
@GexTheGeckoman: 💚
@JCFoxpox: ETB Fauna shaman seems absurd lol
@aceviru: Hey, that's good cards have to be nowadays
@kiraki42: Monster Factory people
@DarkMorford: Just like Momma used to make
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TXC2: please make clips!
anhakha: Each?!
tyrsredritehand: Skater Serge?
dm818: Judge Showdown!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: We're back!
Diabore: @RandomTrivia so 4 JED, 4 worldsire, $ meek attack, lands
ofstrife: it's a judge-off!
TXC2: hello Nelson, Adam and Serge
Omthebox: I wasn't thinking that at all
TXC2: !mtgecl
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nuramoon525: I love you judges!
BlightningHelix: I'm actually registering for my prerelease now. Albeit weighing which store to go to
jarnatan: Eccleston x Loadingreadyrun
Jeangerarddela: @RandomTrivia Is threefoldthunderhulk legal in standard atm too?
noSmokeFire: while you were playing lorwyn, I was studying the blade
RandomTrivia: @Jeangerarddela It is, but a 3/3 and 3 1/1s is much less impactful
LRRMTG_Judge:
@nuramoon525 Awww
we love you too, nuramoon! - BlackRose
Bugberry: One of the reasons so many cards from the original sets were so expensive is they didn't sell well and underprinted.
Strebenherz: All hail judge Adam
Ty_Sylicus: JUDGE ROUND!!
Greyah: Lorwyn was the last set when I first played. I quit right after, and came back during Kaladesh. But it's always been important to me.
Drum0_0: Lorwyn Alara standard my beloved.
Snouut: what level judge is Adam thats my question
BrowneePointz: and since Nelly is Magic Old how excited are you for the return
Vinewood_OG: Serge, this is a workplace.
tryllebanjo:

LSRubin: @Snouut judge level "EWWW!!!"
Marvoleath: a judge-off!
CaptainSpam:
I find it hard to believe LRR *doesn't* have a velvet duel-slapping glove prop lying around. 
Snouut:
@LSRubin lmaaaooo 
tryllebanjo:
@LSRubin Judge Level Stinkee 
Jeangerarddela: @RandomTrivia Yeah, I feel like we're a bit starved for choices
SolarBrisngr: @Snouut Judge level 5, but not super judge, Adam Savidan
vinopinguino: Watch the product Adam
Bugberry: I recall opening Scapeshift at my Morningtide Prerelease and thinking "cool I guess".
WCOrangeTux: @CaptainSpam Sounds like they need more patreon supports so they can buy one
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TXC2: Nelson needs thouse Wrists for Street fighter
benjamin_wheeler: Noah Johnny
North_Sol: May you all have Ajani
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Nelson shows up next PPR with one huge arm like a professional arm-wrestler
jarnatan: Ajony
RevolverRossalot:
New set Collector Booster Judge Tower as a decider 
LRRbot: Goldmeadow Nomad [W] | Creature — Kithkin Scout [1/2] | {W}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.
onanimasu: No Ajani? skill issue
LRRbot: Wanderbrine Trapper [W] | Creature — Merfolk Scout [2/1] | {1}, {T}, Tap another untapped creature you control: Tap target creature an opponent controls.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Nelson on Merfolk?
fanofmosteverything9: Guy status: Little.
stippledotter: a kithkin nugget!
BrowneePointz: also merfolk have tap payoffs
TriseAlpha: Pack Taptics
Bugberry: other Merfolk care about being tapped, but are bad in combat.
RatherLargeToad: …no?
beowuuf: it's a trap, ajani is also the plural. hehas no ajani(pl) he has one ajani (sing)
tryllebanjo: They buffed Steppe Lynx?!?!
benjamin_wheeler: goldmeadow Harrier my love
TXC2:
remember jackle pup? 
Diabore: i wonder if serge is meek attacking
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: go, fish!
LRRMTG_Judge:
Time for me to head out unfortunately, I am recently jetlagged. Lovely event so far, and big thanks to LRR, mods, and my fellow chat judges! See you all around
- Squirrel
tryllebanjo:

beowuuf: o7
Jon_CoffeeRobot: 👋🐿️
WCOrangeTux: o7
TXC2:
LRRMTG_Judge thanks for being here 
Jeangerarddela: o7
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: whaa?
Dog_of_Myth: o7
TXC2: o7
RatherLargeToad:
Convoke is just nerfed Waterbending 
benjamin_wheeler: bless the judges
North_Sol: Begun the tap wars have
RandomTrivia:
Sleep well, Squirrel!

Ty_Sylicus: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: These judges put up with so much nonsense
benjamin_wheeler: god I could go for some honk shoo
LRRMTG_Judge:
Thanks everyone, you are too kind
- Squirrel
phoenixfeather14: Thanks Squirrel!
Diabore: i know but i cant tell you
LRRbot: Thoughtweft Lieutenant [GW] | Creature — Kithkin Soldier [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another Kithkin you control enters, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.
jarnatan: Thoughtweftenant
fanofmosteverything9: The natural Naya.
Snouut: i can read wheeler in chat and hear him in stream, what in the technology is this
A_Dub888: thoughwefttenant
beowuuf: convoke is just kicker with the serial numbers filed off
WCOrangeTux: ooo, the showcase frames look great!
North_Sol: @Snouut are you wearing 3d glasses?
r10pez10: lieuweftwaifu
TXC2: jarnatan works so well with the British saying of lieutenant
LRRbot: Keep Out [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Keep Out deals 4 damage to target tapped creature. / • Destroy target enchantment.
Jon_CoffeeRobot:
Wizards R&D taking British/Canadian pronunciation of Lieutenant into account 
benjamin_wheeler: surround sound wheeler
Bugberry: More tap synergies makes me want to try to make the Survivor cards from Duskmourn work.
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@susanburrier3181: the black/white/red creature that makes it to where you don't have to sacrifice the creature
@Sarah-Serinde: !mtgecl
@aceviru: Give it a second
@Sarah-Serinde: it'll get there eventually
@Sarah-Serinde: do click the link when it does, it helps LRR
@DarkMorford: Which of Serge's infinite jobs was this?
@LRRbot: Goldmeadow Nomad [W] | Creature — Kithkin Scout [1/2] | {W}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.
@LRRbot: Wanderbrine Trapper [W] | Creature — Merfolk Scout [2/1] | {1}, {T}, Tap another untapped creature you control: Tap target creature an opponent controls.
@Woodthorn: @susanburrier3181 Thinking of Zurgo, Thunder's Decree? It only helps warrior tokens.
@aceviru: 🐟🐟
@aceviru: hahaha
@xmageplayers7709: 🐟🐟
@aceviru: chat has goldfish memory
@JCFoxpox: Tribal Trappers
@LRRbot: Thoughtweft Lieutenant [GW] | Creature — Kithkin Soldier [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another Kithkin you control enters, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of tu…
@LRRbot: Keep Out [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Keep Out deals 4 damage to target tapped creature. / • Destroy target enchantment.
fanofmosteverything9: Bad for Serge, or Berge for short.
Snouut: @North_Sol i feel like im living in a tron like world rn
Marvoleath:

A_Dub888: Serge “Natural Naya” Tager
WCOrangeTux: @Bugberry I'd love to make Survivor relevent
LRRbot: Trystan, Callous Cultivator [2G] (back: Trystan, Penitent Culler) | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Trystan, Callous Cultivator, mill three cards. Then if there is an Elf card in your graveyard, you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {B}. If you do, transform Trystan.
A_Dub888:

Omthebox: Projecting mayhaps
maclenrac: Double tap
Snouut: @benjamin_wheeler and judging too, this is a 5d wheeler experience rn
MadWolf1290: the one time that'll work
jarnatan: Trystan, Hiker?
North_Sol: big stretch elf
dang___boy: Why did Nelson just take 2 for no reason
Jon_CoffeeRobot: looking considerably more maniacal than in their regular art
Chenderle: when a homie enters?
benjamin_wheeler: why does a death toucher need such a big stat line smh
LordManiMani: Hey, Trystan! What'd you bring for lunch?
Anubis169: You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, now here's one in your Graveyard
LRRMTG_Judge: @dang___boy Serge attached for 2 in his previous turn - BlackRose
tryllebanjo:
@LordManiMani Don't worry 'bout it 
LRRbot: Firdoch Core [3] | Kindred Artifact — Shapeshifter | Changeling / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {4}: This artifact becomes a 4/4 artifact creature until end of turn.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @dang___boy He might need a critical mass of a certain type of creature
LittleBigHamm: Trystan? Wheeler? This isn't YuGiOh!
BrowneePointz: cuz Trystan been hitting that Elf Gym
KWardJenx: Adam entering his supportive 'Oki-Oki' coach mode
A_Dub888: @LittleBigHamm Nyeh!
benjamin_wheeler: most annoying chatter be like: you mean Hiroto Honda
clickstar: did nelson just put down another land
jarnatan: My backside also exiles
dang___boy: He could have just tapped his attacker before combat though
AliceLovelin: Can I use something that says "destroy target elf" to destroy a kindred enchantment or kindred artifact that has changeling?
Snouut: If youre at a competitive event are you allowed to see what the back side of a transform card is, or can the opponent decline you looking?
North_Sol:
@jarnatan 
benjamin_wheeler: @clickstar as a special action you can play one land per turn
Diabore: no flippy
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @AliceLovelin so long as it doesn't specify creatures, sure
AliceLovelin: I see, thanks Jon
LRRbot: Unexpected Assistance [3UU] | Instant | Convoke / Draw three cards, then discard a card.
clickstar: if its a special action then i guess that makes it okay
LRRMTG_Judge: @Snouut You can always call a judge and ask for the oracle text for a card. In the case of double-faced cards this will include both sides of the card - BlackRose
A_Dub888: @benjamin_wheeler you’re special
LRRbot: Feed the Flames [3R] | Instant | Feed the Flames deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
benjamin_wheeler: I’m a sweetie
fanofmosteverything9: Fish fry
Anubis169:

benjamin_wheeler: cutest judge in the room
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Lore enjoyers: who's this owl in some art?
hyalopterous: It's Acrobatics
WCOrangeTux: Wheeler feels more State Based Action to me
r10pez10: wheeler in chat is a gift
LRRbot: Shinestriker [4UU] | Creature — Elemental [3/3] | Flying / Vivid — When this creature enters, draw cards equal to the number of colors among permanents you control.
Vandristine: The owl is the orzhov strixhaven student right
fanofmosteverything9: @Jon_CoffeeRobot Abigale, one of the Strixhaven students on this unscheduled field trip. (Blame Oko.)
CrossXhunteR: @Jon_CoffeeRobot she is a strixhaven student that got to lorwyn through an omenpath
LucasTheDrgn: @Jon_CoffeeRobot looks to be Abigale
Bearudite: Lisa Frank ass elemental
DMGlol:
6 mana muldrifter 
A_Dub888:
@WCOrangeTux I thought he wasn’t from the US? 
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BrowneePointz: @jon_coffeerobot Abigale, Orzhov Hopeful Owlin, she’s also Deaf
North_Sol: Question for judges, would Ashling the Limitless (the precon version) be multiple colours for vivid?
Jeangerarddela: Love this art
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Thanks all 🦉
North_Sol: !Ashling the Limitless
WCOrangeTux: @A_Dub888 good joke
LoadingReadyRun: Shinestriker, Pride Elemental
dpj2009: I thought divination lost its luster
Snouut: @LRRMTG_Judge Oh okay understood, its better etiquette to ask the judge first instead of the player?
TXC2:
the story of this set is some college kids get lost on a field trip 
Greendrag13:
@LoadingReadyRun

Jon_CoffeeRobot: ah, hence people like Tam as well
n3ther: We've got mulldrifter at home
LRRbot: Bre of Clan Stoutarm [2RW] | Legendary Creature — Giant Warrior [4/4] | {1}{W}, {T}: Another target creature you control gains flying and lifelink until end of turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost if the spell's mana value is less than or equal to the amount of life you gained this turn. Otherwise, put it into yo…
Jon_CoffeeRobot: guess it leads into us going back to Strixhaven then
fanofmosteverything9: Make Mulldrifter blue's Dreadmaw.
MommaGart: no Mulldrifter... had to be at least one flaw with the set I guess
brieandbacon: Mmmmm, brie
clickstar: this card is sick
BrowneePointz: the story of this set is Oko made a bunch of college students get lost on a field trip*
Snouut: is that brian's family?
SmashTCG: she throws them.... gently
Jeangerarddela: @North_Sol It would only contribute for the color red
Marvoleath: @Snouut yup, same clan
Snouut: *brion's
themightygerg: Daughter, I'd wager
Bugberry: The stoutarm clan learned how to throw safely.
Greendrag13: Stoutarms are stepping up!
fanofmosteverything9: This throwing technique has been passed down the Stoutarm clan for generations!
hyalopterous: Chucking your guys
itsr67: otherwise it goes to hand is crazy
BrowneePointz: and importantly for Adam: Big lady
jarnatan: Neither little nor a guy, flavour fail in Serge's deck
Snouut: @Marvoleath oh how awesome!
LRRMTG_Judge: @Snouut Moat players will show you the other side of the card if you ask, but a judge will ALWAYS show you both sides =)
North_Sol: The Spike Feeders led me astray, I think. Thanks!
DMGlol: WotC put Jesper to work this set, their hands must be hurting
RevolverRossalot: Clan Stoutarm has the right stuff
themightygerg: Minor note: This set apparently takes place 40 years after the events of Lorwyn/Shadowmoor block
feelingfroggo: Jesper Ejsing, who did a lot of old art
Derekwillis: She lobs the creatures, unlike Brion who flung them.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so glad they got some of the original artists back
LoadingReadyRun:
See also: Fighting Fantasy 
roastbeefsandwitch: wait, pre-pre-release was today? I'm so going to have to catch up. Here I was watching Crokinole from 2 days ago!
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@LRRbot: Firdoch Core [3] | Kindred Artifact — Shapeshifter | Changeling / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {4}: This artifact becomes a 4/4 artifact creature until end of turn.
@aceviru: Wheeler on elementals, Adam on merrow/ajani
@luciger_globus: his voice gives him super strength
@aceviru: Cam on BR goblins? and James on...lands
@LRRbot: Unexpected Assistance [3UU] | Instant | Convoke / Draw three cards, then discard a card.
@aceviru: simic lands
@LRRbot: Feed the Flames [3R] | Instant | Feed the Flames deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
@LRRbot: Shinestriker [4UU] | Creature — Elemental [3/3] | Flying / Vivid — When this creature enters, draw cards equal to the number of colors among permanents you control.
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@LRRbot: Bre of Clan Stoutarm [2RW] | Legendary Creature — Giant Warrior [4/4] | {1}{W}, {T}: Another target creature you control gains flying and lifelink until end of turn. / At the beginning of your end st…
@gogt200: You know what is more surprising? No goat tokens. Give me goats!!
phoenixfeather14:
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Diabore: i mean, she gives lifelink
LRRMTG_Judge: @North_Sol Ashling the Limitless is just red. Color identity isn't color. 🐰
SmashTCG: gently
Bugberry: !card brion stoutarm
LRRbot: Brion Stoutarm [2RW] | Legendary Creature — Giant Warrior [4/4] | Lifelink / {R}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Brion Stoutarm deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to target player or planeswalker.
LRRbot: Crib Swap [2W] | Kindred Instant — Shapeshifter | Changeling / Exile target creature. Its controller creates a 1/1 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.
themightygerg: Brion is a pitcher in Men's sports, Bre is a Softball pitcher.
RandomTrivia: That's Clan Stoutarm for you
Snouut: @LRRMTG_Judge Lmo aha fair enough, thank you!
jarnatan: Jesper Ejsing's first set was Lorwyn
vinopinguino: Cause it's food
Niehilius: @Thefluffiestguineapig Jesper has been making art almost every set
Simonark: She's throwing them to a hospital.
TXC2:
if this set is 40 years after the first one, is Jace et al like 70 now? 
Fluffy776: Look, if a big lady threw me it'd restore my life
r10pez10: ooh crib swap is back
North_Sol: Crib swap is haunting
Mr_Horrible:
there's *been* a card called Crib Swap 
RocknGrohlNerd: @feelingfroggo and his insta is full of birds ! awesome
n3ther: yep
BrowneePointz: watching the video of Jesper paint Bre was sick
n3ther: bye bye baby
Mr_Horrible: it's the classic changeling folktale
Bugberry: That's the original myth of Changelings
galleadden: Shes not as cruel as Brion tossing. She gives uppies
sallomon33: had no idea Adam didn't know Crib Swap huh
BrowneePointz: in folklore changelings are babies swapped by fairies or hags
fanofmosteverything9: Congrats to Adam for being one of today's lucky 10,000.
DMGlol:
wake up, baby is now blue and has yellow eyes 
PipeSmokingOwl: Adam learning changeling lore
ghizmou: the parents completely fooled
sallomon33: very funnt reaction
hyalopterous: That's what changelings are
neisan2112: Thats real life mythology of changlings
Marvoleath: Just like fae stories
Electrum_Lancer: Love crib swap 😊
Bugberry: I remember being confused by the Angelina Jolie movie Changeling.
LRRbot: Glamer Gifter [1U] | Creature — Faerie Wizard [1/2] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, choose up to one other target creature. Until end of turn, that creature has base power and toughness 4/4 and gains all creature types.
niccus: it's never too late to fall in love with lorwyn
jarnatan: Gamer Grifter
Jeangerarddela: @North_Sol If you need to check, you can see it appears when you use the color=R tag and type its name on scryfall
North_Sol: @niccus they had me at funky art elementals
SmashTCG: wellllll
n3ther: LOL
Bugberry: caught me
North_Sol: that’s what big changeling wants you to think
Snouut: The graphic design of each PPR just seems to get better and better, not sure who created them but bloody good job whoever did!
fanofmosteverything9: Adam's learning a lot today.
Derekwillis: Oh god, don't tell Adam about Santa.
itsaysTRUENO: sightings, undetermined
roastbeefsandwitch: Neurodivergent kids (e.g. Autistics) as Changelings. Long standing social traditions. Yaaaay
LoadingReadyRun: is Glamer different from Glamour?
jarnatan: @North_Sol Morophon has denied all such allegations
SmashTCG: this sounds like a bunch of Changling Propaganda
LRRbot: Wary Farmer [1{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Kithkin Citizen [3/3] | At the beginning of your end step, if another creature entered the battlefield under your control this turn, surveil 1.
Vandristine: yeah climate change got rid of the changelings
BrowneePointz: but yea folk tales is fairies or hags steal your baby and replace it with a changeling
maclenrac: For real
hyalopterous: The coastal wizard
galleadden: Has someone asked Wheelers parents? is Wheeler a changeling?
LRRbot: Goldmeadow Nomad [W] | Creature — Kithkin Scout [1/2] | {W}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.
Angreed66: All available evidence points to changelings not being real on this earth
RatherLargeToad: Nobody talks to the wizard, no way, no how!
themercenary1987: Check out Ancient Magus Bride for a brief primer on messed up celtic and albion isles lore
RocknGrohlNerd: The wizard? from The Coast?
North_Sol:
@jarnatan 
Goombill: It was used as a way to describe why some kids seemed different than other kids. Obviously the answer was that they were kidnapped and replaced by a fae creature.
BrowneePointz: I think Glamer is just an archaic spelling Paul
Mindfire13: Changelings were how people explained Neurodivergent people.
Julian_Rogue: There's actually a thought that's out there about Autism and the "crib swap" changelings based off the "the fey took my child and left this thing that looks like but doesn't act like my child" i'ts a lot more involved I just don't want to type the whole essay in twitch chat
LRRbot: Great Forest Druid [1G] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [0/4] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
benjamin_wheeler: I’m not a changeling but I do have that dog in me
Simonark: Oddly no, this one was a landlocked wizard
ThanhtTheBoss: Is this The Wizard from Stardew Valley?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @themercenary1987 I loved the first season, second one became an odd school drama which I wasn't into
Julian_Rogue: @benjamin_wheeler woof.
r10pez10: appreciate your restraint Julian_Rogue
LRRbot: Prideful Feastling [2{W/B}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/3] | Changeling / Lifelink
Marvoleath: Isnt that where the name comes from? change (like exchange), ling, for a diminutive
Snouut: @benjamin_wheeler not about the size of the dog in the fight its about the size of the fight in the dawg
GamerCat88: jelly cat
WrightJustice: Jelion
PipeSmokingOwl: Crummock-i-Phail! Beloved by the MOOON!
RocknGrohlNerd: @benjamin_wheeler exactly what a changeling would say..... hmmm
slickslickman: jellicle indeed
fanofmosteverything9: Love the deeper shing.
Julian_Rogue:
I wonder if we'll get Changelings in star trek ?!?!?!?!?! 
WCOrangeTux: I am so happy to be here, chat is fun today
LRRbot: Rime Chill [6U] | Instant | Vivid — This spell costs {1} less to cast for each color among permanents you control. / Tap up to two target creatures. Put a stun counter on each of them. / Draw a card.
sallomon33: @Marvoleath oh, THAT'S why it's called the way it is in Polish (podmieniec), cuz of the swapping (podmiana) at the crib. Holy shit
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @Julian_Rogue I think it depends if it's just a TNG set or all Trek? Give me an Odo
jarnatan: @Julian_Rogue If we somehow don't there'll be riots
TXC2: Julian_Rogue at least one maybe
LRRbot: Sizzling Changeling [2R] | Creature — Shapeshifter [3/2] | Changeling / When this creature dies, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
Snouut: which permanents of nelson's are black?
LRRbot: End-Blaze Epiphany [XR] | Instant | End-Blaze Epiphany deals X damage to target creature. When that creature dies this turn, exile a number of cards from the top of your library equal to its power, then choose a card exiled this way. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
benjamin_wheeler: @Snouut jelly cat is wb
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @Snouut that new changeling that appeared is hybrid white/black
Jeangerarddela: @Snouut The changeling lion thing
CrossXhunteR: oh, it's not every card off the top
North_Sol: end blaze epiphanies occur after you eat the spiciest of peppers
Snouut: oh noted thank youu (:
Snouut: couldnt quite see it from here
LRRbot: Tweeze [2R] | Instant | Tweeze deals 3 damage to any target. You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
TXC2: Snouut the creature on nelson's furest right is white/black
LoadingReadyRun:
Do changelings *think* they are seamlessly passing for animals when they turn into these jelly versions?
letsbelgo: ahhhhh
TXC2: yes, they just Riz it out
Jon_CoffeeRobot: would the hybrid mana change in Commander make rules disputes for "number of colours" harder?
Jeangerarddela: Don't you mean *know*?
benjamin_wheeler: crouching medium punch
munocard: Multiple elves in the graveyard now for Serge
niccus: i don't know, do we think we seamlessly pass for humans?
LRRbot: Stratosoarer [4U] | Creature — Elemental [3/5] | Flying / When this creature enters, target creature gains flying until end of turn. / Basic landcycling {1}{U}
GredGredmansson: @Jon_CoffeeRobot there is no hybrid mana change
TXC2:
niccus I know I don't 
LRRbot: Timid Shieldbearer [1W] | Creature — Kithkin Soldier [2/2] | {4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: (the proposed change?)
vinopinguino: Got him
LordManiMani: Homer voice: no mana change, yet!
Bugberry: They're good lightningrods for removal or threat of activation.
A_Dub888: @niccus seamlessly is a stretch
Furrytractor: The 3 mana 3/3 in Avatar was pretty good
jarnatan: @Jon_CoffeeRobot No, color and color identity are already distinct concepts
sallomon33: yup
GredGredmansson: i don't think people really know what the proposed change even is
@LRRbot: Crib Swap [2W] | Kindred Instant — Shapeshifter | Changeling / Exile target creature. Its controller creates a 1/1 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.
@aceviru: This set is packed with art. No complaints there.
@barb4rian: That is kinda dark
@LRRbot: Glamer Gifter [1U] | Creature — Faerie Wizard [1/2] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, choose up to one other target creature. Until end of turn, that creature has base power and toughness…
@LRRbot: Wary Farmer [1{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Kithkin Citizen [3/3] | At the beginning of your end step, if another creature entered the battlefield under your control this turn, surveil 1.
@LRRbot: Goldmeadow Nomad [W] | Creature — Kithkin Scout [1/2] | {W}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.
@thomasathomasathomasa: The Hank Bastard voice coming out for “they’re not real”… lmao
@LRRbot: Great Forest Druid [1G] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [0/4] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
@LRRbot: Prideful Feastling [2{W/B}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/3] | Changeling / Lifelink
@zurran00: Crib Swap, Was 'Tribal' errata'd from the card? or are all tribal cards kindred?
@LRRbot: Rime Chill [6U] | Instant | Vivid — This spell costs {1} less to cast for each color among permanents you control. / Tap up to two target creatures. Put a stun counter on each of them. / Draw a card.
@aceviru: Kindred is what the term is now
@LRRbot: Sizzling Changeling [2R] | Creature — Shapeshifter [3/2] | Changeling / When this creature dies, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
@LRRbot: End-Blaze Epiphany [XR] | Instant | End-Blaze Epiphany deals X damage to target creature. When that creature dies this turn, exile a number of cards from the top of your library equal to its power, t…
@zurran00: tribal is a card type. was it errata'd to be kindred on all tribal cards?
@LRRbot: Tweeze [2R] | Instant | Tweeze deals 3 damage to any target. You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
@aceviru: Kindred is what it was changed to
@zurran00: lame
@LRRbot: Stratosoarer [4U] | Creature — Elemental [3/5] | Flying / When this creature enters, target creature gains flying until end of turn. / Basic landcycling {1}{U}
@LRRbot: Timid Shieldbearer [1W] | Creature — Kithkin Soldier [2/2] | {4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
@aceviru: No, it's correct. moving on
Snouut: questions is does wheeler still have chat open when he speaks or does he turn his phone off...
Jeangerarddela: @Jon_CoffeeRobot It wouldn't change the color of the cards or how they work, it'd just be a difference in deckbuilding restriction
Mr_Horrible: hey wait a minute-
LRRbot: Trystan, Callous Cultivator [2G] (back: Trystan, Penitent Culler) | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Trystan, Callous Cultivator, mill three cards. Then if there is an Elf card in your graveyard, you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {B}. If you do, transform Trystan.
Cptasparagus: I think Paul is right
sallomon33: they've been good pickups in limited for some tiem if they meet these conditions
Derekwillis: Being wrong is chat's job.
LRRbot: Trystan, Penitent Culler (front: Trystan, Callous Cultivator) | Legendary Creature — Elf Warlock [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature transforms into Trystan, Penitent Culler, mill three cards, then you may exile an Elf card from your graveyard. If you do, each opponent loses 2 life. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {G}. If you do, transform Trystan.
dang___boy: The one in dragonstorm was great
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I could see some people in my play group arguing that "if you had that in your deck you've got to choose its one colour"
North_Sol: @Snouut wheeler is in the monitor room from the matrix
jarnatan: @Derekwillis It's our solemn duty
Marvoleath: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
LRRbot: Sizzling Changeling [2R] | Creature — Shapeshifter [3/2] | Changeling / When this creature dies, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
Derekwillis: @jarnatan our burden to bear
benjamin_wheeler: We (the CFP) are actively discussing hybrid mana in Commander. Please avoid discussing it here
GredGredmansson: ok shutting up now
Jon_CoffeeRobot: sure thing
Jeangerarddela: @Jon_CoffeeRobot I assume that it'd be something they'd work out if the rule was implemented, but unlikely to be so
Spades_Slicc: Nelly with the second deck??
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definenull: Breaking those chains so I could lift my hands?
Strebenherz: Mawp
Wiliart: mic check?
North_Sol: the wind blows
Snouut: is it just me or is someones mic seem to be peaking a little bit
SocraticMethod: mic again
Furrytractor: Mic Check. Ouch
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TXC2: Adam's mic popping again?
Jeangerarddela: @benjamin_wheeler Oh sorry, mb
3PlayerPolitics: loose cable popping
phoenixfeather14: someone's mic is still crackling
stnrwzrd: i love nelly
DanielOfCourse: GUYS, please debug the mic problem, ow
Flyingdelorion: CFP? Commander Fun Police? .......Just joking
Furrytractor: It's brushing up something
SyrupAccident: I assumed it was Serges jacket but perhaps I am wrong!
A_Dub888: Adam Savidan is cool
SolarBrisngr: Adam's shirt I think
WCOrangeTux: Did Nelly just swap to another deck?
aitsu100: ive been in a gym
TXC2:
Flyingdelorion naw, that's the Modern Horizon sets 
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3PlayerPolitics: or a mic cable that's slightly broken
tsp397: I think fish might smell better than the rest of Lorwyn
Derekwillis: I mean, I smell human when I go to an LGS. I shouldn't....
aitsu100: i hate the smell of human
definenull: @A_Dub888 ur cool
hiFunko: that smell is BO
Snouut: eau de savidan is it?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Adam trying to get that t-shirt sponsorship
A_Dub888: @definenull oh no, I’ve been had!
Flyingdelorion: LOL @TXC2
themightygerg: Transformative Sideboard
Bugberry: Lorwyn was also the last time we got no-feet Merfolk for a long time, so this feels like a return of them in a big way.
benjamin_wheeler: actually we’re going to make the mics worse
niccus: there's a good chance you smell more like milk than you think
North_Sol: Adam is huffing Adam, send help
fanofmosteverything9: Love boarding out forty.
DanielOfCourse: thanks wheeler, helps a lot
themightygerg: *vaderno.wav*
TheDarmaniac: @benjamin_wheeler thank you!
Ty_Sylicus: Gahahaha
Angreed66: Bo is a sign of a working bacteria ecosystem
WCOrangeTux: He did, he swapped to a new deck... Epic.
sallomon33: most of the mechanics were messy
A_Dub888: clash sure was a mechanic
kumatsu: Fairies dominated standard
Greyah: I love transformative sideboards. I made three decks with my sealed pool of THB
TXC2: is a man not entitled to the smell of his own sweat?
Bugberry: Remember Reinforce? Kinship?
Derekwillis: If you could throw a mic into a rock tumbler just for me Wheeler, that'd be appreciated.
Snouut: so many people i know say how good original lorwyn was
therealflyingtoastr: Lorwyn Standard was awful
Pharmacistjudge: it being the first "mega block" as it was a 4 set block.. Big-small Big Small
North_Sol:
@TXC2 
jarnatan: Lorwyn gave us planeswalker cards for the first time, that was a major change
Pharmacistjudge: like it was a whole year in a single plane as it was 4 sets
n3ther: isn't that when they introduced planeswalkers?
Snouut: "I love Lorwyn, im a sicko" - Wheeler 2026
TXC2: Pharmacistjudge the good old days
therealflyingtoastr: Thoughtseize in Standard was a huge mistake (both times)
Jeangerarddela: Rogues, Shamans
niccus: beautiful, idyllic, evocative, probably has norovirus
fanofmosteverything9: Morningtide shifting to classes was interesting.
Greyah: Original Lorwyn was a treasure. A boggart's treasure, covered in bog gunk. But a treasure nonetheless.
GredGredmansson: @n3ther specifically planeswalkers as cards, yes
noSmokeFire: ahh, bitterblossom
FinestOtter: You can marry a creature type? In Canada?
sallomon33: I can see why tehy wouldn't give Faeries a typal archetype thsi tiem around
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Lorwyn was about 300, Morningtide 150, Shadowmoor 300, Eventide 180
jarnatan: Lorwyn Standard gave me the biggest win of my life. Opponent milled me down to a couple of cards left, but then I ult'ed Liliana and got all my elves back from the yard. Opponent left while I was still counting the damage
aitsu100: me and my homies hate Bitterbloom
LRRMTG_Judge: My first Magic set was Morningtide... and it was the worst way to learn deckbuilding XD - BlackRose
aitsu100: *bitterblossom
BrowneePointz: faeries or cloudthresher
Pharmacistjudge: it was the debut of thoughtseize
GredGredmansson: @sallomon33 well, Faeries are one of the "support" typal archtypes in this set, the other two I think are Giant and maybe Treefolk?
Pharmacistjudge: and that distorted the game
Bugberry: Hideaway is from Lorwyn, with the creatures those lands turn into being in Shadowmoor.
Snouut: im a youngen my first set was Phyrexia All Will Be One
North_Sol: That should be a quote from Adam XD
BrowneePointz: Shadowmoor/Eventide was a bit less restrictive of a draft format
vinopinguino: That's the plot of Avatar
LRRbot: Great Forest Druid [1G] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [0/4] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
@LRRbot: Trystan, Callous Cultivator [2G] (back: Trystan, Penitent Culler) | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Trystan, Callous Cultivator, m…
@LRRbot: Trystan, Penitent Culler (front: Trystan, Callous Cultivator) | Legendary Creature — Elf Warlock [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature transforms into Trystan, Penitent Culler, mill three cards…
@LRRbot: Sizzling Changeling [2R] | Creature — Shapeshifter [3/2] | Changeling / When this creature dies, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
@tsimehcMTG: Adam has activated scratch and sniff streaming mode
fanofmosteverything9: Shadowmoor Limited, where color is a social construct.
sallomon33: @GredGredmansson yes, but they're not really typal, they're strictly mechanical, the main 5 ones are both
Jon_CoffeeRobot: this whole set also made me forget Oko is Eldraine, not Lorwyn
Bugberry: Chroma was also in Shadowmoor/Eventide and was basically proto-Devotion.
LRRbot: Warren Torchmaster [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may blight 1. When you do, target creature gains haste until end of turn.
Ty_Sylicus: I'm so happy Lorwyn has returned!
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GredGredmansson: @sallomon33 eh there's a handful of typal stuff, like a spell discounted by Faeries or a Giant that gives double strike to all Giants
jarnatan: Its honestly kinda nuts that we got Kamigawa 2 before Lorwyn 2, but I'm glad we got there on both accounts
LRRbot: Lys Alana Informant [1G] | Creature — Elf Scout [3/1] | When this creature enters or dies, surveil 1.
BrowneePointz: @jon_coffeerobot fun story about that, Oko was born on Lorwyn
LRRbot: Feed the Flames [3R] | Instant | Feed the Flames deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
themightygerg: I appreciate that there's a cycle of Champions in this game that BASICALLY bring back the Champion mechanic from OG Lorwyn.
sallomon33: @GredGredmansson yeah, btu that's a single card for each, while the main 5 have several
Pharmacistjudge: is it that strange? Kamigawa came before Lorwyn
TXC2: jarnatan to be fair OG Kamigawa was before OG Lorwyn
Bugberry: @jarnatan Kamigawa had more narrative connections to existing Magic story, while Lorwyn had none.
CrossXhunteR: this man has so much mana
North_Sol: Not sure what plane I’d be looking to return next. Lorwyn and Kamigawa were my big ones
Snouut: is the LRR Bot hooked up to the card reader? if so thats dope as hell
jarnatan: Sure, but OG Kamigawa was even more of a disaster for WotC than Lorwyn was
LRRbot: Champions of the Perfect [3G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [6/6] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold an Elf and exile it. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, draw a card. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.
TXC2: North_Sol Alara for me
BrowneePointz: @north_sol Alara
RELDnahcire: Reading the card explains the card?
ghizmou: can t wait to find out
LRRbot: Chitinous Graspling [3{G/U}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [3/4] | Changeling / Reach
Furrytractor: That champion is insane
A_Dub888: ‘findquote read card
GredGredmansson: alara is the newest latest and greatest
stippledotter: exiling what now
A_Dub888: !findquote read card
LRRbot: Quote #3809: "These cards... I actually need to read them to find out how good they are." —Doc [2017-01-06]
themightygerg: Speak of the devil!
niccus: what was the lore for the original planeswalkers appearing on Lorwyn the set? just unrelated guests?
sallomon33: @Jon_CoffeeRobot tbh both planes have slightly similar vibes, so it's fitting oko appeared first on Eldraine but turned out to be from Lorwyn-Shadowmoor
funguslore: Bruh
odddirective: Haste?
themightygerg: @niccus Yup!
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's busted
GredGredmansson: @niccus there was none. canonically they were never on the plane.
Furrytractor: And even if they remove it, they get the exiled card back to hand
RandomTrivia:
As we know, Elves *clearly* needed that 
themightygerg: They didn't do anything in the story, but they were there!
Furrytractor: It's gonna be a bomb
LRRbot: Great Forest Druid [1G] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [0/4] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Coinman1863: @niccus Couldn't fit them in the future sight file, and they ended up in lorwyn.
Jeangerarddela: @niccus The OG special guest cards in a way
kumatsu: OG Planeswalkers were compltely divorced from the story, they were just.... there
LRRbot: Goldmeadow Nomad [W] | Creature — Kithkin Scout [1/2] | {W}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.
RandomTrivia: Oh Serge...
GredGredmansson: also hold up what did Serge do wrong i missed it
WCOrangeTux: Changling all creature types for the Behold trigger, sick
DeM0nFiRe:

LRRbot: Thoughtweft Lieutenant [GW] | Creature — Kithkin Soldier [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another Kithkin you control enters, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.
A_Dub888: Serge is so perfect right now
roastbeefsandwitch: Wow, pushed commons in this set. That's not news, however
benjamin_wheeler: new cards new set
Tom_Bruise: Everything's coming up Sergehouse
Bugberry: @niccus they wanted to introduce the Planeswalker card type in Future Sight but had to delay them, so they just inserted them into Lorwyn.
Spades_Slicc: @GredGredmansson didn't read his cards
GredGredmansson: oh there it is
TeaGarrison: Serge seems to do this thing where he reads half of his cards often
Diabore:

ExachixKitsune: serge
fanofmosteverything9: Turns out the dork in the "Play as many colors as possible" set taps for every color.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Welp
GredGredmansson: @Spades_Slicc i meant specifically but i realized it was for the mana dork
ExachixKitsune: serge hun, that's unrealistic expectations
Ty_Sylicus: Serge has so much hair 😎
AllTheWeasels: Obviously he had another white spell, but in the moment is was very funny to see the creature get tapped for white right before basic plains came down
LRRMTG_Judge: @GredGredmansson Serge missed that his mana trees tap for any colour not just green so was not playing his white cards - BlackRose
Bearudite: reading != comprehension
KWardJenx: And another resolution bites the dust...
Marvoleath: Serge can't read, it's canon
North_Sol: resolution successful-adjacent, Serge!
AllTheWeasels: Serge just sees the card and memorizes what it does without reading, just like the rest of us
jarnatan: Reading? Isn't that a town in England?
TXC2:
Serge can read, just not aloud, whole different skill set 
TeaGarrison: Enjoying reading is an MTG super power
sallomon33: @jarnatan yeah, Lorwyn had some successes, like being impactful in how innovative it was mechanically, planeswalkers and solidifying the colours for most of the types represented in peoples minds. Kamigawa was a fun world (albeit pretty cultural misrepresentation), but mechanically and power lvl very lacking
Snouut: @jarnatan lmao it is indeed, as my grandmother says, anywhere north of reading is the north of england
SoylentDoener: knowing what your cards do is basically cheating
RocknGrohlNerd:
@jarnatan 
GredGredmansson: its like that bit from Brave New World where he can instantly spout of any facts but doesn't comprehend what any of that actually means
TXC2:
jarnatan excuse you! it's a city! 
Khalstrom: It's a large beast whisperer
LRRbot: Pummeler for Hire [4G] | Creature — Giant Mercenary [4/4] | Vigilance, reach / Ward {2} / When this creature enters, you gain X life, where X is the greatest power among Giants you control.
sallomon33: oh yeah, this uncommon is gross for limited
CrossXhunteR: bless
TheDarmaniac: for warren torchmaster if you blight and kill itself does the effect still go off? @LRRMTG_Judge
Bugberry: @sallomon33 unfortunately Lorwyn/Morningtide had extreme board complexity which was cited as a reason for New World Order design which came around by Innistrad.
SocraticMethod: The what grasling now nelson?
LRRbot: Feed the Flames [3R] | Instant | Feed the Flames deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: chumpies
LRRMTG_Judge: @TheDarmaniac yes it would.
WCOrangeTux: As my play groups rule monger, sometimes i read every word on a card 4 times and still dont know what it does, Magic is a hard game
LRRMTG_Judge: @TheDarmaniac It's trigger will still resolve, yes - BlackRose
North_Sol: @WCOrangeTux amen
TheDarmaniac: thanks!
GredGredmansson: for me i mostly just forget that a card either is or isn't an instant
RandomTrivia:

TXC2:
Gods how we need to go back to New world order instead of FIRE 
funguslore: James!
sallomon33: @Bugberry yeah, and I get them, but just comparing Kamigawa and Lorwyn, Lorwyn had a few more wins compared to Kamigawa. Also forgot about the Grand Creature Type Update, that's a big result of Lorwyn
LRRbot: Chitinous Graspling [3{G/U}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [3/4] | Changeling / Reach
RocknGrohlNerd: premier lands drawer Serge
@LRRbot: Great Forest Druid [1G] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [0/4] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
@LRRbot: Warren Torchmaster [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may blight 1. When you do, target creature gains haste until end of turn.
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@aceviru: lmao
@LRRbot: Lys Alana Informant [1G] | Creature — Elf Scout [3/1] | When this creature enters or dies, surveil 1.
@LRRbot: Feed the Flames [3R] | Instant | Feed the Flames deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
@aceviru: Oh hey the bot is working now haha
@LRRbot: Champions of the Perfect [3G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [6/6] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold an Elf and exile it. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, draw a card. / When this cre…
@LRRbot: Chitinous Graspling [3{G/U}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [3/4] | Changeling / Reach
@B__C__: reading the card....
@LRRbot: Great Forest Druid [1G] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [0/4] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
@LRRbot: Goldmeadow Nomad [W] | Creature — Kithkin Scout [1/2] | {W}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.
@LRRbot: Thoughtweft Lieutenant [GW] | Creature — Kithkin Soldier [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another Kithkin you control enters, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of tu…
@tsimehcMTG: New Year Same Serge
@TobaccoPancake: Reading the cards explains the cards quote
@LRRbot: Pummeler for Hire [4G] | Creature — Giant Mercenary [4/4] | Vigilance, reach / Ward {2} / When this creature enters, you gain X life, where X is the greatest power among Giants you control.
@LRRbot: Feed the Flames [3R] | Instant | Feed the Flames deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
@Hemophiliac: Not chit, pronounced like KITE. KITE-enous
@LRRbot: Chitinous Graspling [3{G/U}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [3/4] | Changeling / Reach
Diabore: to be fair to adam, he said dont draw another land AFTER serge drew
benjamin_wheeler: chitty chitty grasp grasp
LRRbot: Thoughtweft Charge [1G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. If a creature entered the battlefield under your control this turn, draw a card.
jarnatan: Is this chitinous as in it chitters, or chitinous as in "thicc chitin"?
definenull: That's an interesting additional if clause
LRRbot: Changeling Wayfinder [3] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/2] | Changeling / When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
BrowneePointz: also a reminder that Lorwyn also had Shadowmoor/Eventide which was a MUCH more liked draft format
MartonyTho: thicc chitin
Diabore: serge takes 4
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TXC2: jarnatan the latter I suspect
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I can't tell if Nelson is mispronouncing the name on purpose (as many MTG players do) or doesn't know
WCOrangeTux: Combat tricks are AMAZING!
BrowneePointz: combat tricks got WAY better
SocraticMethod: @jarnatan khitinous, nelson keeps finding s from somewhere
Furrytractor: It's conditionally good
CrossXhunteR: there is a combat trick banned in Standard
Furrytractor: You just need to be very careful of timing and op's open mana
imweasel09: combat tricks were bad for so long but eventually we got monstrous rage
TXC2: for about 20 years "combat tricks" was just Giant Growth
BrowneePointz: yea a 1 mana combat trick warped standard for a year
RocknGrohlNerd: some of them have bestow
sallomon33: it varies wildly on a limited format whether tricks are good, as for constructed, it's pretty rare they're played or notable. Monstrous Rage is the exception
benjamin_wheeler: combat tricks have always been good
GredGredmansson: look i came to the conclusion that combat tricks were bad all by myself
Jon_CoffeeRobot: they win games.
benjamin_wheeler: like this isn’t a new thing
LRRbot: Pitiless Fists [3G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature you control / When this Aura enters, enchanted creature fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.
LoneGoat: serge's friends taught him wrong, as a joke
SolarBrisngr: Berserk exists
GredGredmansson: people continually prove that i am incorrect in this
Angreed66: When it took over 230 years for a combat rick to be banned yeah they are not powerhouses of design
leodanet:
@benjamin_wheeler hi wheeler 
Pharmacistjudge: I berserked someone to death in canlander last week
GoryHamJar: In moderation?
MommaGart: give me Gods Willing or give me death
TXC2: fitiless Pists
CrossXhunteR: yeah, but what if they interact with you and then you feel like a fool
SolarBrisngr: combat tricks are fine if berserk exists
Niehilius: @Pharmacistjudge I love berserk!
googoltudoris: "kai ten us"
fanofmosteverything9: Pitiless Chitinous
GoryHamJar: 40 combat tricks, 20 forests
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @MommaGart the worst card I'll play in so many decks
BrowneePointz: it’s pronounced GIF
GredGredmansson: there seems to be a neat one in this set that buffs a bunch and makes a treasure
TXC2: Berserk is not a combat trick, it's a combo finisher
North_Sol: @GoryHamJar hell yeah
Marvoleath: chat, just assume all mispronunciations are intentional as a way to play with words
North_Sol: Settle Wreckage is also an expedition land
kumatsu: Nelly passes on the curse
definenull: Nelson reigns supreme!
cmdrzellgaudis: love that Settle
RandomTrivia:

insanecat6mtg:

Wolfstrike_NL: Serge DQ, that land did not have flash
LRRMTG_Judge:
what are judge levels anyway? 
Jon_CoffeeRobot: technically Serge is 0-1 and 0-1 against both these decks, Nelson needs a second win with each
BrowneePointz: Nelly is uhhhhhh quite good at magic
sallomon33:
@TXC2 what if both? 
GredGredmansson: i mean if Shock can be both for Spider-Man
silv3r_54:

KWardJenx: Niec one Adam
definenull: What a GOAT for going 2-0 with 2 different decks
Snouut: oh im really good at reading, does that mean im ugly
ExachixKitsune: as a judge, serge can just make the decisions
North_Sol: … but I have to read
RandomTrivia:
Judges certainly can't read Magic cards 
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wickaboxet: Nelson’s shirt says time for crab
LRRMTG_Judge:

LRRMTG_Judge: You don't need to read cards, you need to have a fundamental understanding of the Wizards philosophy of card design - Kumatsu
TXC2: Snouut only if you keep hate in your heart
LRRbot: Raiding Schemes [3RG] | Enchantment | Each noncreature spell you cast has conspire.
Diabore: yeeeees
SocraticMethod: @Marvoleath I'm mostly taking umbrage against calling it "shit-tinous", it has done nothing to deserve that
CrossXhunteR: love me a cameo mechanic
Snouut:
@TXC2 
BrowneePointz: conspire! wort callback!
TeaGarrison: almost as bad as that omen dragon that serge thought was ramp
sallomon33: yeah, this is strictly a commander card
BrowneePointz: to copy once
Bugberry: They have to be of the same color
RandomTrivia: I really want to do something with this card in Standard, and I suspect it will involve Jeskai Revelation
sallomon33: but they have to be the same colour as teh spell
kumatsu: out here for Giantbaiting
Jon_CoffeeRobot: has Conspire been in the TTC tier list episodes yet?
sallomon33: worth noting
GredGredmansson: this is a cameo mechanic
TXC2: Jon_CoffeeRobot not that I recall
LRRbot: Winnowing [4WW] | Sorcery | Convoke / For each player, you choose a creature that player controls. Then each player sacrifices all other creatures they control that don't share a creature type with the chosen creature they control.
BrowneePointz: baby me thought you could copy multiple times but conspire is only once Q.Q
GredGredmansson: i also love the kinda-sorta Champion cycle
stnrwzrd: mawp
Bugberry: good against kindred decks if they a single off-type creature.
Thefluffiestguineapig: MAWP
Tom_Bruise: daargh
sallomon33: oofa doofa mic stuff again
SocraticMethod: mawp
munocard: MAWP
benjamin_wheeler: @Jon_CoffeeRobot not yet but we’re back in the booth for me next week
letsbelgo: wheelers mic please
DanielOfCourse:

TheDarmaniac: the mic is beatboxing lol
Blip2004: please tell them to fix their mics
DanielOfCourse: yeah, adam wasn't moving at all at the time, don't think it was him
Mai_Andra: The microphone objects to this pronunciation of "chitinous."
ContingentCat: I think it's wheeler's mic
jarnatan: Serge reads his second card of the night, big news!
brutalpunishment: Was Nellly's mc
shendaras:

RandomTrivia: @Blip2004 I promise you that Paul is currently looking into it
Bruceski: I've seen some misreads so one note: you choose a creature for both you and your opponent. So if they have one off-kindred you can zap em. Still a little awkward.
MartonyTho: @BrowneePointz I had to break my buddy's heart back in like 2012 that his Wort, the Raidmother deck didn't work like that
fanofmosteverything9: It's a fascinating wrath that's really bad in this Limited environment.
GredGredmansson: you pick a creature, and all creatures that don't share types die
samwiser_: "It requires reading it" omg Nelly, savage.
TXC2: I'm sure mics will be looked at during the break
benjamin_wheeler: twitch chat covering their ears when the fire alarm goes off
stnrwzrd: finally
WCOrangeTux: I don't think complaining about the mics will help the situation
margieargie: Mic 5!
ContingentCat:
thanks
RustyVenture: B
North_Sol: and wheeler with his hand on the fire alarm XD
benjamin_wheeler: we’re trying to fix them chat, cool your jets
Chichen: maybe its an elf place
definenull: "elf place"
@LRRbot: Thoughtweft Charge [1G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. If a creature entered the battlefield under your control this turn, draw a card.
@LRRbot: Changeling Wayfinder [3] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/2] | Changeling / When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
@OVER-KiLL: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
@B__C__: @Hemophiliac They'll have a bot for that one day.
@LRRbot: Pitiless Fists [3G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature you control / When this Aura enters, enchanted creature fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. / Enchanted creature gets +2…
@Hemophiliac: haha :D
@aceviru: yo @OVER-KiLL
@OVER-KiLL: LRR PPR is always 🔥
@OVER-KiLL: what tho ACE! @aceviru good to see You again
@OVER-KiLL: what UP tho
@OVER-KiLL: Happy New Years errybody
@Ramekin: It makes sense that Serge would be the L2 because he certainly has more L's
@LRRbot: Raiding Schemes [3RG] | Enchantment | Each noncreature spell you cast has conspire.
@B__C__: Serge looks a bit like me back in the 90's
@aceviru: Enjoying the PPR. It's a good return to form
@aceviru: Digging his hairstyle
@LRRbot: Winnowing [4WW] | Sorcery | Convoke / For each player, you choose a creature that player controls. Then each player sacrifices all other creatures they control that don't share a creature type with t…
@OVER-KiLL: 🧜🏼♂️did You get paid off on any of them "Folk" Ace? @aceciru
@OVER-KiLL: i gotta check the full spoiler
@DarkMorford: Someone's mic is *really* loose
GredGredmansson: i think the idea is to go against the Merfolk deck and you choose the one Faerie they have
TXC2: oh no! the ELF place!
A_Dub888: #Grerge
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry, it was just very sudden
GredGredmansson: GAH
GhostValv: D:
sallomon33:

meddlingmage_:

BusTed:

Juliamon: cursed
AllTheWeasels: cursed
evethernet:

jodanaus: Why did that sound like Dr. EVIL shouting in the background
n3ther: this is disturbing
WesLynx: LMAO
TXC2: Jeez that got me
lamina5432: we appreciate the effort on tech issues
Voidhawk42: JUMPSCARE
Wolfstrike_NL: no
SocraticMethod: blursed
Manitu_25: LMAO
yofl: oh my god
RandomTrivia:

brutalpunishment: This is frightening
North_Sol: ohhhhhhh
KaleidoscopeMind: uh
hyalopterous: Gaaah
MartonyTho: TIHI
RocknGrohlNerd: oh no
themercenary1987: KILL IT WITH FIRE
thanzo: horrifying
cmdrud87: flawless
stnrwzrd: nightmare fuel
RandomTrivia: That is incredibly cursed
Jon_CoffeeRobot: auugh
INCSlayer: completley normal human Serge
niccus: christ
jarnatan: Nelson Bighetti, Kithkin
LSRubin: nightmare fuel
stnrwzrd: 6 -7
Drum0_0:

itira:
oop i hate that 
TXC2: !clips
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samwiser_: EW NO please
munocard: Quantumania MODOK vibes
GredGredmansson: please stop
LordManiMani: Aaaaa
thanzo:

googoltudoris: @benjamin_wheeler i will cool NOTHING
margieargie: I uh, made the mistake of looking away for a moment and looked back to This
insanecat6mtg: Oh my god
KaleidoscopeMind:

rabbitgta: Big oof
yofl: great bit
themightygerg: SERGEKIN
fanofmosteverything9: Exquisite.
BrindleBoar: Goldeneye style
definenull: Bobblehead serge is so cursed
LSRubin: that'll clear out your sinuses
Cuddly_Kitteh: I just arrived and I have concerns
North_Sol: classic
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Theme Hospital over here
KodeMage: that's what she said
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: me whenever im hung over
WCOrangeTux: Big Head mode, cheat code...
Gooseblast: B I G
stnrwzrd: please play one of the games in BIG HEAD mode
CommiePuddin: Big head mode!
A_Dub888: y he head so smol?
kumatsu: cosplaying Kithkin Serge in Toronto
KaleidoscopeMind: are we sure about "regular human"?
samwiser_: Nope. Now it feels too small.
Tom_Bruise: And so we watched Serge's brain shrink three sizes this day
ThanhtTheBoss: I'm crying, wow
ArtDecoSunburn: That was terrifying. J. D. Vance terrifying.
cmdrzellgaudis: big head mode!
AllTheWeasels: The trick is this is like how they had to CGI pre-super serum Chris Evens, isn't it?
fanofmosteverything9: @KaleidoscopeMind Well, regular Serge.
GredGredmansson: i really hope the mana dork is in this pack
RocknGrohlNerd: but but the booster would be so b-i-g if in shot
nuramoon525: Night king?
North_Sol: any toronto open spotlight goers in the chat?
sallomon33: @ArtDecoSunburn it reminded me of the way they represented JD Vance on South Park. Very... unsettling
jamwno: Pretty sure collation depends on where the cards are printed. Japanese printers will have the cards backwards from the perspective of North American players
Brozard: like that angled ice
ArtDecoSunburn: @sallomon33 Uncanny valley.
TeaGarrison: looks like a white walker from GOT
xantos69: Hey folks, how is the PPR going?
MegaDosX: Lorwyn elementals do look like someone hit the random button a bunch of times in the Spore creature creator
Bugberry: Lorwyn elementals are like Kamigawa spirits.
TXC2: hello xantos69 welcome
definenull: Wait that's primo removal
Marvoleath: they are rime-kin
WCOrangeTux: @xantos69 Quick
RocknGrohlNerd: @xantos69 Hello Xantos, it is splendid
ExachixKitsune: @Wolfstrike_NL ah good you got it
jarnatan: Dawnhand Yoloist
AllTheWeasels: beautiful
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sallomon33: this seems like a very good common for Elves in Limited
definenull: Agreed, the art slaps
sallomon33: also yeah, lovely art
glitched_goddess: I want that on a playmat
WCOrangeTux: @glitched_goddess YES!!
Bugberry: Basically 2 blocks worth of mechanics.
3schr: Is it right that +1/+1 counters and -1/-1 counters just remove each other?
MegaDosX: Correct
GredGredmansson: @3schr yes
Furrytractor: Yes
MegaDosX: They cancel each other out
TXC2: 3schr yes
ExachixKitsune: @3schr they do!
3schr: Cool. Thanks!
GredGredmansson: neat what's the name
RocknGrohlNerd: *slaps lorwyn* that got me
sallomon33: @3schr yes, they cancel each other out. But only those counters. Ebon praetor gets to keep them baby
ExachixKitsune: @3schr there's a specific rule that covers it - other types of counters that match don't
Marvoleath: btw chat, there is a subtype errata for sorcerers, a bunch of creatures with "Sorcerer" in their name now are that type too
Bugberry: Incrimental Growth and Incrimental Blight were inverted cards from Lorwyn/Shadowmoor that applied the two kinds of counters.
Furrytractor: The showcase frames are absolutely beautiful
Jon_CoffeeRobot: 🚲
jadielady: @Jon_CoffeeRobot hi hi!
Furrytractor: Spell snare being reprinted in standard is MASSIVE
GredGredmansson: its like the aetherdrift scout cycle that could exile themselves from the graveyard at max speed to draw a card
Jon_CoffeeRobot:
hi Jadie 
letsbelgo: counter that badgermole
letsbelgo: laugh
Furrytractor: Very needed with how fast Standard is
sallomon33: I wonder how good spell snare is in limited
Bugberry: I wish Negate got reprinted here. Negate is originally from Lorwyn/Morningtide.
sallomon33: efficient but narrow
Greyah: @Marvoleath Tim is now officially a sorcerer! But also still a wizard. He's multiclassing.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: not sure if you were watching but great games so far
sallomon33: probably not great
Bugberry: !card Goatnapper
LRRbot: Goatnapper [2R] | Creature — Goblin Rogue [2/2] | When this creature enters, untap target Goat and gain control of it until end of turn. It gains haste until end of turn.
TXC2:
good thing I got my 450 wins in standard, don't need to face that card with mono-green 
frnknstn: Kindred is a great term, better than "typal"
ExachixKitsune: ah I guess Matt edited these videos
INCSlayer: Goats?
fanofmosteverything9: Best reprint in the set.
@zurran00: where is WORT??????
@DarkMorford: LMAO
@aceviru: Overall a good set for merfolk across all formats. Art is great. Excited to copy the Silvergill Mentor
@OVER-KiLL: LAUGH
@joshuastephenkartes4171: So I'm going to have to UNSEE that somehow ...
@zurran00: no Wort is a massive flavor fail for the set
@B__C__: "Hello, swole heads!"
@OVER-KiLL: dope
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@OVER-KiLL: i always loved the elementalfolk from Lorwyn
@aceviru: We're so back in fact that it's 2025 now 😏
@trise2033: So good
@OVER-KiLL: and Sorcerer is a great addition
@zurran00: everyone expecting a Jund Wort card got let down
@aceviru: No, no clues
Dog_of_Myth:

TriseAlpha: Nab! That! Goat!
jadielady: @Jon_CoffeeRobot been work lurking
theamc2000: RIP Gavin
TriseAlpha: !card oft-nabbed goat
LRRbot: Oft-Nabbed Goat [1B] | Creature — Goat [0/5] | {1}: Draw a card. Gain control of this creature and put a −1/−1 counter on it. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only as a sorcery. / When this creature dies, if it had one or more −1/−1 counters on it, its owner draws that many cards and each other player loses that much life.
nikmn: Gavin is alive. That RIP is for twitter.
Strebenherz: The whimsy is great
sallomon33: @Greyah I wish dream fracture got a reprint, that one's nostalgic for me
INCSlayer: Goats on screen but no Matt in Chat i feel betrayed
TXC2:

chrono2x: Thank you Matt
RockPusher:

GredGredmansson: @Greyah the only ones not impacted with Sorcerer not in the name are either from Final Fantasy or are a broom
GhostValv:

RockPusher:

RandomTrivia:

Jon_CoffeeRobot: Gavin Verhey: very much still alive
itira:

BusTed: we love our editors
WCOrangeTux: My low mana value decks gonna get slapped around by Spell Snare
meddlingmage_: blb had some peak whimsy
KaleidoscopeMind:

vinopinguino: Lol the sounds
xantos69: <Goat Intensifies>
TXC2: so Matt edited this...
A_Dub888: !card goatnapper
LRRbot: Goatnapper [2R] | Creature — Goblin Rogue [2/2] | When this creature enters, untap target Goat and gain control of it until end of turn. It gains haste until end of turn.
Furrytractor:

MartonyTho: I was like uhhh
LordManiMani: Jesus I thought I was hearing things
phoenixfeather14:

AliceLovelin: LOL
Dog_of_Myth:

Fruan: zombie twitter
TheWriterAleph: lol
RandomTrivia: rest in piss
GredGredmansson: yeah no i got that
MommaGart: Thanks Graham
Jeangerarddela: Seems more like a forceful nudge towards the bag
googoltudoris: nope, rip gavin
kamilucky: Ohg my god i looked
insanecat6mtg:

MegaDosX: The shambling corpse that is Twitter
INCSlayer: Twitter is undead
jarnatan: RIP Gavin, we hardly knew ye. Sometimes it's like we can still hear him youtube
BrindleBoar: if Twitter was your phylactery, it might be time to find a new one
CypherRaze: Nope. RIP Gaven
CypherRaze: Gavin*
nikmn: Goatnap wasn't in the original lorwyn. It was first printed in Modern Horizons
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I'm sad Kitnap wasn't a better card
lightfut: Long live Gavin, the new Twitter
MegaDosX: That's somebody's home
fanofmosteverything9: Still a riff on Goatnapper, a classic Lorwyn card.
RocknGrohlNerd: poor Gavin
TheWriterAleph: it's saying "bough"?
GredGredmansson: @nikmn ah right, it's GoatNAPPER that was from Lorwyn
LoadingReadyRun:
fun fact, the border around the player cameras on the gameplay overlay is a reference to the showcase frame 
Jeangerarddela: @nikmn Goatnapper was
Bugberry: They are their own homes
jarnatan: Treefolk surely live in treehouses in each other
SanguineBlond: Treebeard has a home
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MegaDosX:
Eldraine, Graham? 
Snouut: yoooooo
TXC2:
ExhaustedElox 
TriseAlpha: The Meddling Kids (tm), yes
Dog_of_Myth:

RocknGrohlNerd: i hope the *wood* have home
maclenrac: They take up roots where they want
Jon_CoffeeRobot: 🥳
Cptasparagus: we need a card called Kidnap that takes a goat that has 1 power or something
saljik007: Wow
RandomTrivia: Bird Bard!
GredGredmansson: bird berd bard burd bord
fanofmosteverything9: Bi/ard
TXC2: double orzhov
Derekwillis: bird bard bird bard bird bard
lirazel64: Treebeard has a cave.
GredGredmansson: "Double Orzhov"
RandomTrivia:

kumatsu subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 110 months!
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Thanks for subscribing, kumatsu! (Today's storm count: 203)
margieargie: Bird bard!
BrowneePointz: she’s a big lady! and really cool! also deaf!
CrossXhunteR: i was trying to read Paul's fun fact, then someone rudely gifted 20 subs
KaleidoscopeMind: birb barb
fanofmosteverything9: Two Silverquill
BusTed: bird bard
Thefluffiestguineapig: birbar
MegaDosX:
First strife 
MartonyTho: Amazing
Scarbble: bird bard
thanzo:
bird bard! 
ExachixKitsune: Is Bird Bard the new Bird wizard
Pharmacistjudge: flurst strike
Fruan: Blying, Blurst Blike, Blikelink
LSRubin: birb barb
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Guilty Gear: First Strife
TriseAlpha: Abby is so good
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Birds do have some amount of first strife 
xx_Elfhere_xx: big birb
Mai_Andra:
Silverquill, to be technically correct. 
TriseAlpha: Birbarb
WCOrangeTux: First Strike, Lifelink!? Dirty
Morrigan9: ba ba ba bird bird bard
maclenrac: So hyped on it
BrindleBoar: pair with defender
fanofmosteverything9: Local drama student forces you to share her interests.
Diabore: it very doesnt go away
blobvismenen: I like the part that hé said it comes from eldraine
definenull:
She rewrites the card, like silverquill 
MegaDosX: Well, loses all abilities
Bugberry: and is a 0/0
Diabore: also just kills a karnstruct
RELDnahcire:
bbirbbarb
TriseAlpha: Abby, the Jetpack
MartonyTho: I would not want to do this to a karnstruct
maclenrac: Blink blink
Vandristine: well then the karnstruct explodes
MegaDosX: So Karnstructs are not good for that
leodanet: curving this into daemogoth titan >>>>
gro_te: Wouldn't it just die
Scarbble: birbarb
BlueFingers5: birbarb
KaleidoscopeMind: birbard
Jeangerarddela: @Cptasparagus So a riff on claim the firstborn?
SergeYager: I will acknowledge that karnatruct was a bad example
Gekyouryuu: Get low enough to have a death's shadow be alive at all
ExhaustedElox: Uh, Karnstruct would die because it turns into a 0/0
WCOrangeTux: Bird Bard for my Army of One deck
MegaDosX: Daemogoth Titan would be hilarious with Abigaile though
KodeMage: bad news about that construct... lol
AllTheWeasels: hey chat past Serge can't hear us
TriseAlpha: YES!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Haven't had a bird bard since Bloomburrow
margieargie:

Cptasparagus: @Jeangerarddela yeah lol i guess
drp3p3r77: does that work with dreadnought? Like stifleknought?
RandomTrivia:

Marvoleath: Works with Shadow of death
81ackR0se: @WCOrangeTux Still not as degenerate as first strike, deathtouch, trample...
Dog_of_Myth:

themightygerg: They built this pack SPECIFICALLY for serge
phoenixfeather14:

BrowneePointz: look Serge knew what he meant!
AugmentingPath: offed nabd goat
GredGredmansson: ofted nabded goatded
TriseAlpha: No totally steal my goat
KaleidoscopeMind: goat with a vengence
WCOrangeTux: @81ackR0se Truth
fanofmosteverything9: Frequently Goatnapped
MegaDosX: This is a really cool card
margieargie: These cards really get my goat
Chenderle: goat can't help it's so nabbable
TriseAlpha: Goth Goat
sallomon33:
the VFX 
LSRubin: nab my goat once, shame on you. nab my goat twice, shame on me
Mai_Andra:
"Boy, this set really gets my goat!" 
TheWriterAleph: spikéd goat
GredGredmansson: the jund blight deck
Thefluffiestguineapig: Matt must have had so much fun finding these sounds
maclenrac: litterally
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because goats are rude
TriseAlpha: 10/10, Most Goat
GredGredmansson: remember when the joke that Goatnapper was printed in a set with no Goats?
Jeangerarddela: Need to blight it yourself in that case ig
MegaDosX: Do we have enough goats yet that Matt could build a goat tribal deck yet for like Commander?
glitched_goddess: it’s like reverse hot potato
Derekwillis: Here's a goat. Oh my god! The Goat is DEAD!
definenull:
The editing 
sallomon33: more like, three to goat
GredGredmansson: "4 mana"
ghizmou: very cute
WCOrangeTux: Oft-nabbed is so funny
3PlayerPolitics:

sallomon33: am I rigth chat or am i right
KodeMage: frog rabbit elk = elemental
MegaDosX: "Game's gotta end"
SocraticMethod: jackalope!
g0blinslide: wiiiiild card
TriseAlpha: Fun fact: Gogoat there doesn't care who controls it when it dies.
margieargie:
Ooooh, your Craterhoof Behemoth could have haste! 
Furrytractor: Mana doubler for basics, specifically
MegaDosX: Also yeah that's a jackalope
Chenderle: love symmetrical effects
sallomon33: mana flare!
jarnatan: Concordant Crossroad of Spring
Mindfire13: Phylath loves this card!
sallomon33: plus fervor
KaleidoscopeMind: nyooom
wtrob: mana hare
TheWriterAleph: bun bun bird bard barbarian
BrowneePointz: I love that they stapled mass hysteria to mana flare
WCOrangeTux: ALL CREATURES is so much fun
fanofmosteverything9: Bird Bard bunbun
jarnatan: It's me, I'm the champion of the weird
Jeangerarddela: Love that card
WCOrangeTux: BEHOLD!!!
TriseAlpha: Weird, not Wyrd
Jon_CoffeeRobot: it is all of us
MegaDosX: Love that they brought behold back
thetreymeister: symetrical mana flare+concordant crossroads pretty good
RocknGrohlNerd:
@wtrob 
ExhaustedElox: "Behold!... My stuff."
BraveOthello: Behold! A dragon!
@DarkMorford: Matt so excited right now
@aceviru: I think you can tell who edited these crack a packs
@IronLucario2012: I love the background panicked goat noises lol
@jjcard: so many goat sounds
@OVER-KiLL: 🫱🏼🐐
@zurran00: the have a nursery
@aceviru: This card is nuts
@jjcard: I really need to finish reading the story for this set
@OVER-KiLL: birdbard
@DarkMorford: Ian's new favorite card
@poiri: PSA: don’t use this on your Karnstructs, they will die
@ChrisPetersonYeet: karnstruct turns into a 0/0 and dies...
@redryghthand: Wouldn’t the Karnstruct become small when it loses its abilities?
@IronLucario2012: more goat noises lol
@IronLucario2012: also, does that goat have a morningstar in its mouth?
@zurran00: works fine in karnstructs. layering isn't that hard
@B__C__: It's the G.O.A.T!
@OVER-KiLL: i am so oft
@zurran00: A karnstructs power and toughness isn't an ability. it is a character defining attribute of the card.
MartonyTho: I Beholding it
Ty_Sylicus: Behold a PRR!
Bugberry: Lorwyn also had a few "reveal a creature card of this type or pay" so basically Behold.
TriseAlpha: Improved Champion effects. Nice cycle.
thetreymeister: wait minute
LSRubin: who up beholding they elk?
Furrytractor: This is insane on undying creatures
Furrytractor: You just go infinite in killing your opponent's board
RocknGrohlNerd: POV: you behold a dragon
Furrytractor: (Provided you have life)
fanofmosteverything9: OG Lorwyn elf token.
sallomon33: the Elf Warrior art that's nostalgic to me
DMGlol: zendikar I think
GredGredmansson: yeah was going to say avenger of zendikar
MegaDosX: Well
xx_Elfhere_xx: Reese
MegaDosX: He's back, briefly
jarnatan: Turning into Rhys's pieces
BrowneePointz: @bugberry actually Lorwyn is where Behold came from (Silvergill Adept et al) they took it and keyworded it for Dragonstorm
Diabore: uhhhhhh
LordManiMani: Reese, the Elf who Wasn't
Diabore: bad news g
BlueFingers5: Rhys is back! ... for now
TXC2:
jarnatan 
MegaDosX:
@jarnatan 
Strebenherz: WHAT
vinopinguino: Rhys pieces
TriseAlpha: Yes, Vorthos. It's THAT Rhys.
Pharmacistjudge: Rhys reminds me of live action beauty and the beast
LordManiMani: Wow autocorrect
niccus: ah here's rhys doing perfectly well
Marvoleath: Rhys, getting gommaged
Strebenherz: DANG
gro_te: Rhys seems so powerful with saga creatures
WCOrangeTux: I wanna build that commander deck
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I don't feel so good, Mr Sarkhan
fanofmosteverything9: Rhys, finally allowed to die.
MegaDosX: Rhys lost a few more things than just his green
ExhaustedElox: Dang, Dark Depths isn't a creature...
DMGlol:
he's also dying in that card 
A_Dub888:

sallomon33: Rhys fans are in shambles
TriseAlpha: Rhys lost a lot this set, tbh...
GredGredmansson: Reminder, Persist means "When this creature dies, if it didn't have a -1/-1 counter on it, return it with a -1/-1 counter on it."
Juliamon: he's being gommage'd
gro_te: @ExhaustedElox unless you earthbend it
Pharmacistjudge: also they had a new male solo ballad "evermore" in the movie too
ghizmou: time to earthbend dark dephts
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz the main difference is Behold also can let you chose something in play already.
MrPipboy3000: "I don't feel good Mr. Stark." - Rhys
Dog_of_Myth: For those that come after
BrowneePointz: Eirdu! god of the Dawn!
maclenrac: isn't a creature till you animate it
meddlingmage_: @MrPipboy3000 i dont feel good mr sygg
fanofmosteverything9: @BrowneePointz And an elemental!
jarnatan: Serge, you're a coffee guy, your brain is always a brewer brain
WCOrangeTux: @MrPipboy3000 Mr.Pipboy3000! great name!!
Diabore: bird bard
A_Dub888: birdbard
Strebenherz:
@jarnatan 
ExhaustedElox: Birbard
Scarbble: bird bard
TriseAlpha: Birbard Jetpack
Strebenherz: birdbard
NapalmSideburns: Don't vacuum your bird bards
sallomon33: brard
ArtDecoSunburn: @jarnatan A percolator brain?
DeM0nFiRe:

TXC2: !patreon
GredGredmansson: @Bugberry Champion was in play already wasn't it? With the difference being now this can grab from hand, and returns to hand instead of battlefield when it leaves?
RocknGrohlNerd: dont put birdbard in vacuum
WCOrangeTux: Bird Bard for my Lightning Deck
IrisHOrioN: Goddamnit, I just got here
LSRubin: mmmm, bird bard in a vacuum...
3PlayerPolitics: birb barb
Jon_CoffeeRobot: oh no! I opened a much stronger beer than I thought by mistake
Chenderle: birdvac?
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
RandomTrivia:

thanzo:

Jon_CoffeeRobot: auuugh
TriseAlpha: Birbard is not Barbirb
GhostValv: D:
Spinballwizard: beeg serge
sallomon33:

maclenrac: pow!
MrPipboy3000:
@WCOrangeTux

TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
MegaDosX: Do not like that
Diabore: this kills the graham
maclenrac: nice
RandomTrivia:
OK that will be an even better GIF 
TriseAlpha: Big Head Mode: Engaged
fanofmosteverything9: Outstanding.
sallomon33:
@TXC2 nighty night

flying_purple__eater: shocklands = 0 so far?
anhakha: Sergekin
Tom_Bruise: Imma try saying bird bard then times fast: birdbardbirdbardbirdbarbbirbba-ah I flubbed it
RandomTrivia:
Night TXC2! 
samwiser_: Thanks for never doing that bit ever again, guys. Really appreciate it.
ArtDecoSunburn: @TriseAlpha That's Birdbard's aunt from Boca.
maclenrac: All your heads are now mentally enlarged
RocknGrohlNerd: good night TXC2
Dog_of_Myth:

Marvoleath: !mtgecl
anhakha: Can Paul do the thing in this game now? Make Ben and Graham's heads big.
Chenderle: I'm gonna walk
KodeMage: physically convey yourself
Diabore: "if my driving scares you, fucking walk then"
RatherLargeToad: Perhaps catapult?
MegaDosX:
Kathleen 
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote walk
LRRbot: Quote #3820: "It's like walking mouth-first into a Yankee Candle store" —Molly Lewis [2017-01-09]
anhakha: Big thick heads please @loadingreadyrun
kumatsu: @anhakha Could? Yes. Would it be a.... Big Headache? Also yes
KodeMage: ECLxLRR sounds like a wrestling pay per view
xx_Elfhere_xx: yelp
brieandbacon: Wa-sa-bi
BusTed: help.
Bugberry: @GredGredmansson Champion triggered when the creature entered, and you sacrificed it if you didn't have another creature so your opponent could remove it in response.
couchboyj: Kithkin Surge sounds like a Bulk Rare that'll be expensive in 5 years when the next Lorwyn set comes out and breaks it
definenull: Boostie!
RayFK: Uh ohhhhh, booooostiiiiiieeeeees. #wotcstaff
maclenrac: Crack the Pack
3PlayerPolitics: stop all the downloadin'!
MegaDosX: Gee Graham, how come your mum lets you have two collecter boosters?
Bugberry: @GredGredmansson the new ones Behold on cast, so your opponent can't interfeer as easily.
bbblehh: apparently i'm a bit too late to sign up cuz all my local gamestores are sold out
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LRRbot: Liminal Hold [3W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile up to one target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. You gain 2 life.
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Invitare: oh you went into the supply closet again
GredGredmansson: ah ok thank you everyone
TriseAlpha: New O-Ring
MegaDosX: !card faiths fetters
LRRbot: Faith's Fetters [3W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant permanent / When this Aura enters, you gain 4 life. / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.
GredGredmansson: and it gains life
Bugberry: O-Ring, also originally from Lorwyn.
LRRbot: Chitinous Graspling [3{G/U}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [3/4] | Changeling / Reach
maclenrac: plus to life
Dog_of_Myth: RKF doesn't miss
LRRbot: Chaos Spewer [2{B/R}] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [5/4] | When this creature enters, you may pay {2}. If you don't, blight 2.
GredGredmansson: Blue Reach seems weird to me
Bruceski: Key thing about the "behold and exile" creatures is that they can also target kindred spells/artifacts. That's why it goes back to your hand afterward.
LRRbot: Dream Seizer [3B] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [3/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, you may blight 1. If you do, each opponent discards a card.
@OVER-KiLL: 🫎🐇🐸
@B__C__: BEHOLD! STUFF!
@OVER-KiLL: the shadow goblins look dope in this set
@poiri: @zurran, that is wrong, it’s not a characteristic defining ability, otherwise it would be a */* not a 0/0. Also even if it was a characteristic defining ability it would still die
@B__C__: Spoilers!
@zurran00: poiri show the comprehensive rule for that then
@OVER-KiLL: birdbard
@jjcard: I tuned in to big head surge
@DarkMorford: Writes down "big head mode" as a Desert Bus idea
@OsthatoAlfakyn: starting to think layering is that hard
@pharmacistjudge: the karnstuct would die.
@B__C__: Creature type: Giant Kithkin Serge
@OVER-KiLL: slappers only
@DarkMorford: Kathleen no
@poiri: Thank you pharmacistjudge
@pharmacistjudge: serge himself in twitch chats said "I admit now in hindsight that a karnstruct was a bad example"
@OVER-KiLL: proximity mines are OP tho
@jagehtso: stop all the downloading
@LRRbot: Liminal Hold [3W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile up to one target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. You gain 2 life.
@LRRbot:
For more information on Lorwyn Eclipsed, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/ECLxLRR
@B__C__: "Even as I said it --"
@LRRbot: Chitinous Graspling [3{G/U}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [3/4] | Changeling / Reach
@LRRbot: Chaos Spewer [2{B/R}] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [5/4] | When this creature enters, you may pay {2}. If you don't, blight 2.
@Hemophiliac: YAY Graham said it correctly!
@LRRbot: Dream Seizer [3B] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [3/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, you may blight 1. If you do, each opponent discards a card.
Invitare: Dream Caesar
MegaDosX: It's Thoughtseize but not
LRRbot: Scarblade Scout [1B] | Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, mill two cards.
Voidhawk42: Mmm. Dream Ceaser Salad
TriseAlpha: Nominate Graspling for the "Wait, that has Reach!?" Award
LRRbot: Retched Wretch [2B] | Creature — Goblin [4/2] | When this creature dies, if it had a −1/−1 counter on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control and it loses all abilities.
LRRbot: Deepchannel Duelist [WU] | Creature — Merfolk Soldier [2/2] | At the beginning of your end step, untap target Merfolk you control. / Other Merfolk you control get +1/+1.
Greyah: Boggarts are the best goblins and it's not even close.
Jeangerarddela: Retched is pretty cool
fanofmosteverything9: A mord with lore.
vinopinguino: It's a mlord
LRRbot: Puca's Eye [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card, then choose a color. This artifact becomes the chosen color. / {3}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if there are five colors among permanents you control.
rosesmcgee: Now I want frozen yogurt
GasCityGaming: uh oh menshies!
CrossXhunteR: G, B.
TriseAlpha: Merlord? or Merlady?
Bugberry: !card puca
LRRbot: Did you mean: Crag Puca; Cemetery Puca; Puca's Covenant; Puca's Eye; Puca's Mischief
GredGredmansson: "five or more"?
KodeMage: pooka is a real world myth?
fanofmosteverything9: Pucas are indeed a thing.
tdapenguin: Don't anger pukas!
AugmentingPath: !card crag puca
LRRbot: Crag Puca [{U/R}{U/R}{U/R}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/4] | {U/R}: Switch this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
kumatsu: a Puca is a fae horse-craeture, iirc. They showed up in Shadowmoor
3PlayerPolitics: puca nacua?!
feelingfroggo: a puca is a fairie
maclenrac: Pooka yur eye out
BrowneePointz: it’s related to Kelpies and Noggles
LRRbot: Morcant's Loyalist [1BG] | Creature — Elf Warrior [3/2] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / When this creature dies, return another target Elf card from your graveyard to your hand.
themightygerg: Puca is the Lorwyn analog for Aughra the Seer
MegaDosX: That art tho
BlueMechanic: Puca can be 6 foot tall rabbits only drunk people can see
GredGredmansson: a puca seems to be a non-changeling shapeshifter
TriseAlpha: Is Land
Jeangerarddela: @GredGredmansson If only, sadly no gold or purple color in the set
LRRbot: Doran, Besieged by Time [1WBG] | Legendary Creature — Treefolk Druid [0/5] | Each creature spell you cast with toughness greater than its power costs {1} less to cast. / Whenever a creature you control attacks or blocks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the difference between its power and toughness.
jarnatan: Doran Doran
MegaDosX: The flavour text is a lot though
Dog_of_Myth:

GredGredmansson: Punished Doran
themightygerg: Poor Doran.
niccus: much sadder doran...
maclenrac: Tree-man
insanecat6mtg:

CrossXhunteR: besieged by time, as are we all
TriseAlpha: Doran ain't looking so good, Mr. Stark...
Chenderle: "Besieged by Time", same buddy
BrowneePointz: its Shadowmoor Doran
Bugberry: Yargle loves this too
Jon_CoffeeRobot: the Abzan power/toughness difference players have been so blessed lately
fanofmosteverything9: Well, when there's another card in the set named Bark of Doran...
Strebenherz:

loufghyslaufey:
Highlight of
's pool?
GredGredmansson: a toughness matters card that doesn't deal damage based on toughness?
Mr_Horrible: Doran, He's Sad Now
TriseAlpha: 4-mana 5/10 that attacks as a 10/15
niccus: seasonal affective doran
feelingfroggo: walls of ba sing sae is going to be a 30/60
LRRbot: Impulsivity [6R] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [7/5] | When this creature enters, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead. / Encore {7}{R}{R}
xx_Elfhere_xx: one of the better ones
Greyah: The incarnations are so cool.
MegaDosX: Yeah because encore is three copies out of the graveyard
loufghyslaufey: Oh, nevermind. Its a live "Crack-@-Pack"
ELD_Winterlight: A graveyard!
MegaDosX: One for each opponent
Furrytractor: Encore you get 3 copies of it
Furrytractor: In EDH
MegaDosX:
This is why it's nine mana 
CrossXhunteR: it's like myriad, but not
Mr_Horrible: they all come in the Ashling commander deck, which gives them all evoke 4
MegaDosX: IT GRUB
LRRbot: Grub, Storied Matriarch [2B] (back: Grub, Notorious Auntie) | Legendary Creature — Goblin Warlock [2/1] | Menace / Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Grub, Storied Matriarch, return up to one target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {R}. If you do, transform Grub.
Strebenherz: GRUB
MegaDosX: I want to build her
Furrytractor: Rakdos Goblins
Bugberry: the Grub Hub
fanofmosteverything9: Couple's Grubs!
TriseAlpha: Auntie Grub! *squees in Not-Squee
pellamore: Question: I heard at the top of the show that LRR was going to be in Toronto but I missed the info. Does anyone have a link?
themightygerg: It'll be Cathleen's BIT, though. Grub shows up and she goes nuts!
Mr_Horrible: legit that art feels extremely Kathleen-coded
GredGredmansson: for me that was Ashnod
LRRbot: Grub, Notorious Auntie (front: Grub, Storied Matriarch) | Legendary Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/1] | Menace / Whenever Grub attacks, you may blight 1. If you do, create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of the blighted creature, except it has "At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this token." / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {B}. If you do, transform Grub.
MorganteMaggiore: also really nice side story
Mr_Horrible: just mixing a potion like "hey what's up"
GredGredmansson: i was unreasonably happy to see an Ashnod card in Brothers' War
Strebenherz: If I get the opportunity, I'm bringing Kathleen a grub for signing
MegaDosX: OH HEY
MorganteMaggiore: nice one ben
RandomTrivia: OH NO IT'S GORGEOUS
Strebenherz: WOW that's pretty
Mindfire13: Grub is Kathleen's Glup Shitto
Dog_of_Myth: So pretty
TriseAlpha: Nize
Mr_Horrible: oh that's quite sick
Furrytractor: Wow that's sick
MegaDosX: Those are sick
Yareb: karnstruct would die right?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: just for fun!!
vinopinguino: Oooo
Derekwillis: Ben just flexing being able to say Asmo's name like that.
BrowneePointz: cuz Lorwyn or Shadowmoor
RandomTrivia: Oh right, one for Lorwyn, one for Shadowmoor
xx_Elfhere_xx: morningtide and shadowmoor art
xx_Elfhere_xx: nice
CrossXhunteR: time to use the DFC helper cards for my shock lands
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maclenrac: huh?
Juliamon: rad as hell
phoenixfeather14: so pretty
TheBorzoi: I assume that you have to choose the side before the game starts?
LRRbot: Ashling, Rekindled [1R] (back: Ashling, Rimebound) | Legendary Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [1/3] | Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Ashling, Rekindled, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {U}. If you do, transform Ashling.
themightygerg: Personally, my "Aw hey, you!" moment was when they printed Krark, the Thumbless.
MegaDosX: The Commander one is bananas
Flyingdelorion: So hope that these lands come to Arena...
Furrytractor: Ok, that's NOT EDH Ashling
jarnatan: Ashling, Read Kindle
TriseAlpha: Ashling the Bossling
MorganteMaggiore: HECK YES, ashling my beloved
LRRbot: Ashling, Rimebound (front: Ashling, Rekindled) | Legendary Creature — Elemental Wizard [1/3] | Whenever this creature transforms into Ashling, Rimebound and at the beginning of your first main phase, add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast spells with mana value 4 or greater. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {R}. If you do, transform Ashling.
Mr_Horrible: Ashling, She's Pensive Now
Ty_Sylicus: Very cool!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: looking up Grub cards, the double-sided-art Blood Crypt has Grub quotes on both flavour texts
MorganteMaggiore: @couchboyj but somehow we share the same sky
Furrytractor: These flip cards look cool, but I have NO idea if they'll be good
GredGredmansson: @MorganteMaggiore one sky, one destiny
Mr_Horrible: all the transforming legends are nice, I like that they're small and synergy-focused
A_Dub888: Magic: The Gathering
TriseAlpha: I need to give Ashling Firebending
maclenrac: Duling dual lands
loufghyslaufey: I guess they needed these cards back in standard, eh?
MegaDosX: OH NO
@B__C__: HEY! It is Kite-10-us!
@LRRbot: Scarblade Scout [1B] | Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, mill two cards.
@LRRbot: Retched Wretch [2B] | Creature — Goblin [4/2] | When this creature dies, if it had a −1/−1 counter on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control and it loses all abilities.
@DarkMorford: Kathleen why
@LRRbot: Deepchannel Duelist [WU] | Creature — Merfolk Soldier [2/2] | At the beginning of your end step, untap target Merfolk you control. / Other Merfolk you control get +1/+1.
@nicholasbower17: is Kathleen turned way down or is everyone else just that loud?
@aceviru: m'lord
@LRRbot: Puca's Eye [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card, then choose a color. This artifact becomes the chosen color. / {3}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if there are five colors among …
@LRRbot: Morcant's Loyalist [1BG] | Creature — Elf Warrior [3/2] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / When this creature dies, return another target Elf card from your graveyard to your hand.
@B__C__: Pucas are mythical shapechangers.
@OVER-KiLL: Lord of Atlantis is still such a pretty card
@LRRbot: Doran, Besieged by Time [1WBG] | Legendary Creature — Treefolk Druid [0/5] | Each creature spell you cast with toughness greater than its power costs {1} less to cast. / Whenever a creature you contr…
@Sarah-Serinde: that island is gorgeous
@barb4rian: DORAN! MY SON
@barb4rian: My abzan deck needssss him
@B__C__: That's the opposite of an island. It's a river.
@LRRbot: Impulsivity [6R] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [7/5] | When this creature enters, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would b…
@Billy_Toler: fun with old Duran too
@Billy_Toler: doran
@LRRbot: Grub, Storied Matriarch [2B] (back: Grub, Notorious Auntie) | Legendary Creature — Goblin Warlock [2/1] | Menace / Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Grub, Storied Matriarch, return up …
@jjcard: I also mixed up Encore and Invoke
@zurran00: Booop Grub ...... We want Jund Wort
@LRRbot: Grub, Notorious Auntie (front: Grub, Storied Matriarch) | Legendary Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/1] | Menace / Whenever Grub attacks, you may blight 1. If you do, create a tapped and attacking token …
@B__C__: We now need an Auntie Matter.
@aceviru: OMG
@aceviru: You got the gorgeous dual
@barb4rian: Sooo pretty
@LRRbot: Ashling, Rekindled [1R] (back: Ashling, Rimebound) | Legendary Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [1/3] | Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Ashling, Rekindled, you may discard a card. If yo…
@LRRbot: Ashling, Rimebound (front: Ashling, Rekindled) | Legendary Creature — Elemental Wizard [1/3] | Whenever this creature transforms into Ashling, Rimebound and at the beginning of your first main phase,…
@jjcard: fancy lands!
@jaolen: Quantum riddler is mana value 5, warp for 2, for no reason whatsoever
anhakha: Giant heads!!!
BusTed:

anhakha: Yeaaaa
RandomTrivia: AHHHH
Jon_CoffeeRobot: noooo
Dog_of_Myth:

Mr_Horrible: big head mode engaged
GhostValv: D:
MegaDosX: Paul please turn off DK Mode
Anubis169: hahahaha
That1GuyBen: nOT AGAIN
jarnatan: Legend!
fanofmosteverything9: Kith vision!
Mr_Bitterness: Turn off big haed cheats
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A_Dub888: Kithkengineering
rabbitgta: Can we get elf cam instead?
That1GuyBen: why was my caps on for that what
Mangledpixel: now kith!
ContingentCat: I think this is my only time hearing the name Ashling aside from the Irish comedian Ashling Bea
LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Strebenherz: Paul, 10/10
Voidhawk42:
Paul is too powerful 
Goombill: GDQ also did a big head mode last night, that's a very funny conicidence
TriseAlpha: He announced "It's elfin time!" then proceeded to elfin all over the place
jarnatan: Paul delivers once again
That1GuyBen: Also jesus the kith heads are terrifying man
couchboyj: Kithben
LRRbot: Creakwood Safewright [1B] | Creature — Elf Warrior [5/5] | This creature enters with three −1/−1 counters on it. / At the beginning of your end step, if there is an Elf card in your graveyard and this creature has a −1/−1 counter on it, remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature.
maclenrac: love the glimmer
rosesmcgee: It reminds of the Tucson Or Bust music video
themightygerg: How would Kithkin play Magic when the thoughtweft ruins the surprise?
Robot_Bones: Elfing back and forth forever
LoadingReadyRun:

BrowneePointz: but yea lorewise Flamekin become Rimekin in Shadowmoor now post Invasion. Basically they get super introspective and community focused
loufghyslaufey:
@maclenrac "Dual.... of the Lands" (Violin, choirs incanting in the background)

jarnatan: Creakwright Safeword
LRRbot: Great Forest Druid [1G] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [0/4] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
bbblehh: i cannot remember if there was a good answer to this question but where can i get the same kind of dice lrr uses in bulk
BlueMechanic: big if tree
WCOrangeTux: Any Color!!
Dromos_GHG: great if true
themightygerg: Is he a Great Druid? Or a druid of a Great Forest?
Mr_Horrible: I mean it's decently sizeable regardless of veracity
fanofmosteverything9: Any color.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: big if druid
Spades_Slicc: Surely the druid only taps for green
TriseAlpha: AdjectivePlace AdverbNoun
WCOrangeTux: Not Colorless...
anhakha: My existing doran deck loves this mana dork.
BusTed: natty abz
Juliamon: bbblehh the ones they've been using lately are from burgertokens
kumatsu: @themightygerg yes
Mangledpixel: a druid of the great forest, or just a forest druid who is particularly good?
A_Dub888: NaturAbzan
Greyah: You could tap that for some cool colors of mana. Like white or something maybe. I dunno I'm not your mom.
bbblehh: @Juliamon thank youuuuu!
themightygerg: The "minus" line
themightygerg: Most important line to see when you're trying to defeat your opponent.
lightfut: Behold my perfect mana and despair
LRRbot: Firdoch Core [3] | Kindred Artifact — Shapeshifter | Changeling / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {4}: This artifact becomes a 4/4 artifact creature until end of turn.
LRRbot: Scarblade Scout [1B] | Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, mill two cards.
control_rig: That rock is a coward,
3PlayerPolitics: CORE'd!
niccus: vorthos folks, what's... this...? (firdoch core)
WCOrangeTux: Man, I love Scarecrows.
Spades_Slicc: Vine bread you say
LRRbot: Dawn's Light Archer [2G] | Creature — Elf Archer [4/2] | Flash / Reach
fanofmosteverything9: Elf in grave
themightygerg: @control_rig But also a Hero
Jon_CoffeeRobot: "surprise, idiot!"
Robot_Bones: I love freshly baked Vine Bread
LRRbot: Morcant's Loyalist [1BG] | Creature — Elf Warrior [3/2] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / When this creature dies, return another target Elf card from your graveyard to your hand.
Sir_Louis: @themightygerg And a Gamer
WCOrangeTux: my terrible tribal of choice, Scarecrow
feelingfroggo: that art is sooooo pretty
Furrytractor: Can you see these alt art cards in play boosters?
maclenrac: Chunk
Jon_CoffeeRobot: 'Rest your flawless horned head / Dream of wetting blades with red' -- hardcore ft
kumatsu: my favorite creature type is no longer supported. Bring back Bureaucrats
Marvoleath: @Furrytractor yes, there is a chance
themightygerg: I see the name Morcant and I just hear "More Kant"
BrowneePointz: knowing most of the art for the set was physical traditional medium as well makes these even more special
Chichen: serving mor-cant
CrossXhunteR: @Furrytractor i believe so. ben ulmer's deck should have been constructed from play boosters
fanofmosteverything9: Morcant, the new Morkrut.
Dog_of_Myth:

themightygerg: Or read
RandomTrivia:

kumatsu: Reading is basically math
Coloneljesus: must be nice
LRRMTG_Judge: @Furrytractor The boosters in prerelease kits are play boosters - BlackRose
RockPusher:

anhakha: I thought it was 2019 onwards.
insanecat6mtg:

ExachixKitsune: Yeah! Hey wait
tsp397: Serge was *on* math before 2026?
MrSarkhan:
Serge "
" Yager
lamina5432: off by 1 has been around much longer then 2026
Invitare: if you're working on your figures you can't cut back on maths
kumatsu: I always do
INCSlayer:

MPirate28:

brieandbacon: Serge swore of math for 2026. And has no excuse for what happened last year
WCOrangeTux: We in fact, Live in a society
Hylazu: If you want better figures, shouldn't you do MORE math?
LRRbot: Emptiness [4{W/B}{W/B}] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/5] | When this creature enters, if {W}{W} was spent to cast it, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / When this creature enters, if {B}{B} was spent to cast it, put three −1/−1 counters on up to one target creature. / Evoke {W/B}{W/B}
tryllebanjo:
Sticks head outta windows, yells: "HEY! WHAT IS 67 X 45?" Expects from response 
RocknGrohlNerd: Morkrut was such a good bit
Coloneljesus: @lamina5432 now I'm wondering who and when made the first off by 1 error
definenull:
Elf in GY 
LRRbot: Morcant's Eyes [1G] | Kindred Enchantment — Elf | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. / {4}{G}{G}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Create X 2/2 black and green Elf creature tokens, where X is the number of Elf cards in your graveyard. Activate only as a sorcery.
LoadingReadyRun: we opened collector boosters in the Crack a pack videos but all the decks that we are playing today are from Prerelease kits, which contain play boosters
BrowneePointz: also if WotC sold a book of papercrafts of the Special Guests I’d snap buy one
WCOrangeTux: 275?
CrossXhunteR: it will count itself
dm818: also counts itself too right?
fanofmosteverything9: Search for Elfs-canta
GredGredmansson: oh right it WILL count itself
Coloneljesus: 1 is not 0 you heard it here first
Bugberry: it is the loneliest number though
GredGredmansson: didn't even think of that
LRRMTG_Judge: That is correct, was just typing that up
Jon_CoffeeRobot: literally everyone with a golgari elves deck eyeing up several cards in this set
@aceviru: hahahaha
@LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
@aceviru: Thank you Paul
@jaolen: Oh man i love that
@LRRbot: Creakwood Safewright [1B] | Creature — Elf Warrior [5/5] | This creature enters with three −1/−1 counters on it. / At the beginning of your end step, if there is an Elf card in your graveyard and thi…
@jagehtso: an elf player going "uggh, hate it" upon seeing kithkin is very lore accurate
@LRRbot: Great Forest Druid [1G] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [0/4] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
@B__C__: Why is he so great?
@threebythree1715: Who are the generous? looking at the flavour text
@LRRbot: Firdoch Core [3] | Kindred Artifact — Shapeshifter | Changeling / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {4}: This artifact becomes a 4/4 artifact creature until end of turn.
@ILikePi31415926535: Heyo! Not gonna be able to play the set cause I'll be away from the Pre-Release, but can at least make the Pre-pre-release
@LRRbot: Scarblade Scout [1B] | Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, mill two cards.
@LRRbot: Dawn's Light Archer [2G] | Creature — Elf Archer [4/2] | Flash / Reach
@LRRbot: Morcant's Loyalist [1BG] | Creature — Elf Warrior [3/2] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / When this creature dies, return another target Elf card from your graveyard to your hand.
@el_zinga: I'm two hours behind, anything cool to look forward to?
@aceviru: a lot
@el_zinga: Nice, see you later future me
@B__C__: Stuff to look past to as well.
@aceviru: The previous 3 matches were bangers. Vod is packed
@B__C__: Blockers mostly.
@LRRbot: Emptiness [4{W/B}{W/B}] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/5] | When this creature enters, if {W}{W} was spent to cast it, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard…
@LRRbot: Morcant's Eyes [1G] | Kindred Enchantment — Elf | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. / {4}{G}{G}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Create X 2/2 black and green Elf creature tokens, where X is the…
@B__C__: There needs to be a card named "That Guy".
@IronLucario2012: Spidelf Spawning is a cursed mental image
Greendrag13: @tryllebanjo 2500 and 315... 2815!
Ty_Sylicus: Just imagine a PR event with six Collector's Boosters. 😆
CrossXhunteR: and the worlds most varied lands station
BrowneePointz: yea they upped what’s possible in play boosters this set
tryllebanjo:
@Greendrag13 THANKS

circusofkirkus: what about the emptiness in my life?
ELD_Winterlight: Can you please read the flavor text on the fancy loyalist
WCOrangeTux: @Greendrag13 Thank you, needed this
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I can see what Paul was saying about the camera borders being based on the showcase frame 👀
Unhappy_Hour: @Ty_Sylicus there was an event like this on Arena once, sealed but the packs only contained rares/mythics
LRRbot: Rhys, the Evermore [1W] | Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior [2/2] | Flash / When Rhys enters, another target creature you control gains persist until end of turn. / {W}, {T}: Remove any number of counters from target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRMTG_Judge:
your life total is not a proper zone in MTG, it needs to return to the zone it was in previously. 
LoadingReadyRun: the collector booster have commander cards and a few other special printings (+ more foils)
tryllebanjo:
@WCOrangeTux 
Robot_Bones: Quote the Rhys "Evermore"
Jethrain: The persist returns untapped, right?
fanofmosteverything9: Comes in untapped.
BennWithTwoNs: Rhys's puffs Rhys's puffs!
LRRbot: Auntie's Sentence [1B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland permanent card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
GredGredmansson: @Jethrain nope, just with the minus counter
RocknGrohlNerd: Borderless emptiness, thats my high school band
LRRbot:
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Robot_Bones: Eatem up eat em up eat em up
CrossXhunteR: nonland permanent
NarfBlinko: @fanofmosteverything9 This
Jeangerarddela: Nonland perma
Marvoleath: @ELD_Winterlight “Bow to mother, get in bed / Rest your flawless hornèd head / Dream of wetting blades with red / And wake to fill our foes with dread” —Lullaby for perfect or better children
BrowneePointz: ye collector booster has Japanese commander cards and serialized Rebecca Guay card but the other treatments are in play boosters I think
LRRMTG_Judge: nonland permanent card
GredGredmansson:
nonland permanent card 
EvilBadman:

Bruceski: In EoE I got a foil borderless alt-art of Cosmogoyf and because of the lighting in the store I couldn't actually see the card through the foiling and didn't know it was different art so I thought I'd pulled some special foil treatment.
ELD_Winterlight: It's so nice
Jethrain: @GredGredmansson The minus counter yes but it shouldn't be tapped
GredGredmansson: @Marvoleath that's just the Red Lantern Oath basically
MorganteMaggiore: they are also horny
Jon_CoffeeRobot: tag yourself if you're a perfect or better child
LRRbot: Morcant's Eyes [1G] | Kindred Enchantment — Elf | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. / {4}{G}{G}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Create X 2/2 black and green Elf creature tokens, where X is the number of Elf cards in your graveyard. Activate only as a sorcery.
WCOrangeTux: Perfect or Better? Phyrexia!?
MegaDosX: Reading? Cards??
BrowneePointz: Morcant leads a faction of crappy eugenicist traditionalist elves fwiw
EvilBadman: Serge, look at the judge call above
Marvoleath My mom says I'm perfect or better
NarfBlinko:

Bugberry: nonland permanent on Auntie's Sentence
WokenClick: Other fixes are available
anhakha: Put a die on the deck as a reminder for each turn.
LRRMTG_Judge: we are aware chat.
joeri_van: Peoples I want to make my first set cube, any recommendations on good sets?
MorganteMaggiore: go on yugi take your patethic land, while i summon my blue-eyes... no wait, wrong game
WCOrangeTux: I quote Graham's card sleeves weekly.
LRRbot: Auntie's Sentence [1B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland permanent card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
Juliamon: !relaxed
LRRbot: REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
LRRbot: Chitinous Graspling [3{G/U}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [3/4] | Changeling / Reach
MegaDosX: It's a spider, among other things
NarfBlinko:
no impact, but the persist creature should have been untapped 
Unhappy_Hour: It's a Human Spider Hero
Chichen: chat judge - also known as chudge, wait no that sounds bad.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: behold, a man
NarfBlinko: nvm
LRRMTG_Judge: I decline - Kumatsu
WCOrangeTux: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan (Featherless chicken)
MegaDosX: Oh that's unfortunate
LRRMTG_Judge: Seconded - BlackRose
meddlingmage_:

definenull: (thank you chudges)
LRRMTG_Judge:
yeah, please don't. 
MooCowofDom: The jhat?
aric_haldan: Thank you for your efforts chudges
Gooseblast:
judges
phoenixfeather14: Thanks Judges!!
INCSlayer:
you can choose between chudge or jhat 
Thefluffiestguineapig: They are not a single person, it takes several people
UnknownFriday:
Judges
AllTheWeasels:

A_Dub888: Jank you Thudges
ContingentCat:
judges
@LRRbot: Rhys, the Evermore [1W] | Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior [2/2] | Flash / When Rhys enters, another target creature you control gains persist until end of turn. / {W}, {T}: Remove any number of coun…
@LRRbot: Auntie's Sentence [1B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland permanent card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 unt…
@aceviru: That Rhys art didn't need to go that hard
@LRRbot:
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@gogt200: Nonland permanent has to be discarded.
@rikuaxelsora: Auntie's Sentence says nonland permanent
@jspencer91: Judge!
@LRRbot: Morcant's Eyes [1G] | Kindred Enchantment — Elf | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. / {4}{G}{G}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Create X 2/2 black and green Elf creature tokens, where X is the…
@andrewickes4911: Came home from work, turn on PPR, first thing I hear is Ben say “kill your dork”. Love magic.
@LRRbot: Auntie's Sentence [1B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland permanent card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 unt…
@LRRbot: Chitinous Graspling [3{G/U}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [3/4] | Changeling / Reach
@Mumpermgm: Don't feed the Chudge
@DarkMorford: Yay judges!
Wolfstrike_NL: Thanks Chudges!
Shadowsoflife:

kumatsu:
@aric_haldan 
fanofmosteverything9: Come on and five, and welcome to the jive.
Tingeltangelibach:

phoenixfeather14:

MommaGart: 3 judges immediately decline the new title. i think that's a quorum
LRRbot: Dawnhand Dissident [B] | Creature — Elf Warlock [1/2] | {T}, Blight 1: Surveil 1. / {T}, Blight 2: Exile target card from a graveyard. / During your turn, you may cast creature spells from among cards you own exiled with this creature by removing three counters from among creatures you control in addition to paying their other costs.
TheMadS8nt: The Chudge sounds like a vehicle that can be crewed exclusively by Goblins from Lorwyn
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: we 💗our Chudges!
MegaDosX: This does lots of things
BrowneePointz: chudge sounds like an otomatopoeia
anhakha: Dawnhand dissident. Has duel of the fates sound to it.
margieargie: @MommaGart I think that's closer to a guilty verdict
Grimmbourne: I wake up every morning asking myself, how can I become chudge
Bugberry: only stuff you own.
MTGDiversity: there's literally no way that's not sticking is there
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
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anhakha: Olivia has infected my mind.
xblue007: *you own
MommaGart: @margieargie i think i meant consensus lol
LRRbot: Unbury [1B] | Instant | Choose one — / • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Return two target creature cards that share a creature type from your graveyard to your hand.
MegaDosX: Notably can only cast things you own
MegaDosX: It's still grave hate though
Chichen: i'm sorry for the damage i did to chat with a joke
Jon_CoffeeRobot: this artist (Jacob Walker) is brand new for Lorwyn Eclipsed but their style is so evocative of Jesper Eising!
Chichen:

Bugberry: Reminds me of that mana dork from Ixalan that can exile and cast your own Dinosaurs.
Strebenherz:
@TheMadS8nt other people are physically capable of crewing it, but nobody but goblins wants to 
LRRbot: Emptiness [4{W/B}{W/B}] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/5] | When this creature enters, if {W}{W} was spent to cast it, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / When this creature enters, if {B}{B} was spent to cast it, put three −1/−1 counters on up to one target creature. / Evoke {W/B}{W/B}
margieargie:
@MommaGart Oh, don't worry, I was just riffing on (a) them being judges and (b) "chudge" being something someone could really be guilty over 
Chichen: you can pay the colorless mana with the colors
LRRMTG_Judge: Yes
Chichen: yes
MegaDosX: Yes
MegaDosX: That's how cards like this work that refer to colours spent to cast them
Strebenherz: Dang
Jon_CoffeeRobot: you can Graham! It's why the Evoke is so cool because it can only pay for one mode, but hard cast can do both
n3ther: full of emptiness
MegaDosX: Like the Mythos cycle from Ikoria
Furrytractor: Yeah, these incarnations are gonna be nuts in limited
Marvoleath: Yes, you usually will only get one if you evoke
MorganteMaggiore: i'm pretty sure that the correct term is: bonkers, that cards is indeed bonkers
Jon_CoffeeRobot: they did a slam dunk in design for these
Omthebox: Emp T
WCOrangeTux: so much emptiness
LRRMTG_Judge: Yup, you can have all the value! - BlackRose
Chenderle: limiters have been removed
control_rig: I have a Vine Bread starter going for 2026
LRRbot: Scarblade Scout [1B] | Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, mill two cards.
Bugberry: There were couple colorless robots in BRO that cared about how many of certain colors you spent to cast them.
LoadingReadyRun:
"I unbury the emptiness" is a great lyric from a goth song
WCOrangeTux: all of the emptiness
GredGredmansson: hey more elves in the bin
fanofmosteverything9: Two more elves in grave, at least.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: if you have 100% emptiness do you truly have anything
kumatsu: @LoadingReadyRun Sounds like a Crapshot prompt, tbh
WCOrangeTux: only emptiness remains
n3ther: @Jon_CoffeeRobot asking the real questions
LRRbot: Dawnhand Eulogist [3B] | Creature — Elf Warlock [3/3] | Menace / When this creature enters, mill three cards. Then if there is an Elf card in your graveyard, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
MegaDosX: @Bugberry Bladecoil Serpent my beloved
joeri_van: hello emptiness my old friend
fanofmosteverything9: Key Art McGee!
CrossXhunteR: the reveal art for the set, and it's on a common
Pharmacistjudge: the giant preview splash card....which was a...common
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I'm glad the common with the cool key art is playable
Jeangerarddela: That's a nice mill ngl
WCOrangeTux: simply empty.
A_Dub888: Graham, his name is “Ben”, not “Shirley”
anhakha: Unbury the emptiness has "When is a door not a door? When it's ajar." energy
EvilBadman: @Pharmacistjudge oh nooo, what a clamity
MegaDosX: Since Storm the Seedcore in MOM, I've accepted that card art doesn't correspond to rarity >_>
kumatsu: I tracked down an AP of Storm the Seedcore, I might try for this common too
MorganteMaggiore: like that scene in aladin
MorganteMaggiore: that monkey got a sword
kumatsu: you can be a 2/2 too
GredGredmansson: you fools we all got swords!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @anhakha we used to have a loop that did this. When is a jar not a jar? When it's o-pen (pronounced 'a pen')
LRRbot: Assert Perfection [1G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature an opponent controls.
BrowneePointz: @crossxhunter That happens a lot. Jason Chan’s Fires of Undeath was one of the Key arts for Dark Ascension and it’s a very mediocre uncommon
Jon_CoffeeRobot: and when is a pen not a pen? When it's adored (a door). Stupid kids
WCOrangeTux: Dawnhand Eulogist is an amazing art piece
Pharmacistjudge: As a person who cosplays as commons, i'm okay with it.. but imagine seeing this key splash art...thinking it's some sort of legendary. Starting to build this cosplay for it for a convention, to findout it's a common that no one knows.
Dr_fragenstien: ass perfection
LRRbot: Scarblade Scout [1B] | Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, mill two cards.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Riiiime Chiiiill
CrossXhunteR: when do these elves form a ball?
LRRbot: Dawnhand Eulogist [3B] | Creature — Elf Warlock [3/3] | Menace / When this creature enters, mill three cards. Then if there is an Elf card in your graveyard, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
MorganteMaggiore: @Jon_CoffeeRobot when is a safe not safe? when is a jar
Mr_Horrible: @Pharmacistjudge I mean clearly people are gonna know it, it's a gorgeous piece of key art that got a lot of people excited about the set
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LRRbot: Moon-Vigil Adherents [2GG] | Creature — Elf Druid [0/0] | Trample / This creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control and each creature card in your graveyard.
joeri_van: nice art for a common
Robot_Bones: Despite everything, its still Land
Jeangerarddela: Damn
LRRbot: Dundoolin Weaver [1G] | Creature — Kithkin Druid [2/1] | When this creature enters, if you control three or more creatures, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: whooof
n3ther: 2/1 conditional regrowth, p good
fanofmosteverything9: That weaver is indeed dun doolin.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: where's my Abomination of Llanowar
WCOrangeTux: The shroud of the dark side has fallen
MegaDosX: The surveil every turn will help with topdeck wars
anhakha: Can't believe they're both playing the same archetype. They must be so elf-conscious about this...
GredGredmansson: @Jon_CoffeeRobot on dominaria presumably
LRRbot: Morcant's Eyes [1G] | Kindred Enchantment — Elf | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. / {4}{G}{G}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Create X 2/2 black and green Elf creature tokens, where X is the number of Elf cards in your graveyard. Activate only as a sorcery.
@petercarter9496: Move to chudge step
@LRRbot: Dawnhand Dissident [B] | Creature — Elf Warlock [1/2] | {T}, Blight 1: Surveil 1. / {T}, Blight 2: Exile target card from a graveyard. / During your turn, you may cast creature spells from among card…
@LRRbot: Unbury [1B] | Instant | Choose one — / • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Return two target creature cards that share a creature type from your graveyard to your hand.
@pharmacistjudge: all the chat judges are in unison saying no to chudge
@pharmacistjudge: yeah, we're volunteering our time to help the chats. I think we can politely ask to not call us a particular name.
@LRRbot: Emptiness [4{W/B}{W/B}] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/5] | When this creature enters, if {W}{W} was spent to cast it, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard…
@DarkMorford: Yeah, that's fair. Not great mouthfeel on that "word" anyway.
@Sarah-Serinde: Okay I'm finally done work for the day, now I can pay a little more attention to things
@jaolen: Annnd that’s why it’s mythic
@Sarah-Serinde: also figure out what on earth I want for dinner I guess :P
@OVER-KiLL: 🔧💙
@LRRbot: Scarblade Scout [1B] | Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, mill two cards.
@Mumpermgm: Apologies and many thanks to you all, chat judges.
@DarkMorford: Yeah, I need to start thinking about dinner too
@aceviru: Woo, welcome back in sarah.
@LRRbot: Dawnhand Eulogist [3B] | Creature — Elf Warlock [3/3] | Menace / When this creature enters, mill three cards. Then if there is an Elf card in your graveyard, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2…
@Sarah-Serinde: Thanks. I've been here keeping half an eye on chat but I haven't been able to do much
@OVER-KiLL: i am about to eat a very late breakfast
@jjcard: I now kinda regret getting rid of my green/black elfball edh deck. so many good things in this set for it
@B__C__: And don't call Ben, Shirley.
@LRRbot: Assert Perfection [1G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature an opponent controls.
@LRRbot: Scarblade Scout [1B] | Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, mill two cards.
@LRRbot: Dawnhand Eulogist [3B] | Creature — Elf Warlock [3/3] | Menace / When this creature enters, mill three cards. Then if there is an Elf card in your graveyard, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2…
@LRRbot: Moon-Vigil Adherents [2GG] | Creature — Elf Druid [0/0] | Trample / This creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control and each creature card in your graveyard.
@DarkMorford: "Rimechill" sounds like a lo-fi rap project
@LRRbot: Dundoolin Weaver [1G] | Creature — Kithkin Druid [2/1] | When this creature enters, if you control three or more creatures, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
@LRRbot: Morcant's Eyes [1G] | Kindred Enchantment — Elf | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. / {4}{G}{G}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Create X 2/2 black and green Elf creature tokens, where X is the…
@OVER-KiLL: 🎙🥶
EvilBadman: Donate Morcant's Eyes, Graham
Mr_Horrible: Morcant: "Hey who turned out the lights?"
WCOrangeTux: @anhakha Good Joke!
Mr_Horrible:

n3ther: oh
anhakha: If one of them dies, let's hope they have good elf insurance.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @GredGredmansson but my value!
81ackR0se:
@anhakha 
CrossXhunteR: wide board
Jon_CoffeeRobot:
@anhakha great joke chatter 
kumatsu: the Elfball has formed
MegaDosX: "Let's slow this down"
Jon_CoffeeRobot: and here we go
BrowneePointz: now imagine Graham plays a single overrun
Shadowsoflife:
@anhakha 
Drum0_0: I’m gonna try to mill someone out with maralen and this.
GredGredmansson: "me and the squad gonna mess you up"
maclenrac: Call forth the Craterhoof
themercenary1987: So wheres the bullseye on your face graham?
Mr_Horrible: "Two Victoria streamers spend an afternoon comparing elves"
fanofmosteverything9: Begun, these Elf Wars have.
LoadingReadyRun: What we need are More Cant's Eyes
rabbitgta: I've shown you my elf, please respond.
GredGredmansson: i hope graham has the changeling that lets him return maralen to hand
Jeangerarddela: ngl Morcan't Eyes seems like a generally cool card
joeri_van: Or More Can Eyes
stippledotter: Any changelings? Those are elvish impersonators
Ktolos:
Bear Force One connoisseur generates an army of elf shaped bears 
LRRbot: Iron-Shield Elf [1B] | Creature — Elf Warrior [3/1] | Discard a card: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.
BrowneePointz: ye Morcant’s Eyes and the Kithkin Enchantment seem really good
GredGredmansson: no, THESE are elvish impersonators
silv3r_54: is eyes at sorcery speed?
GredGredmansson: !card Elvish Impersonators
LRRbot: Elvish Impersonators [3G] | Creature — Elves [*/*] | As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.
CrossXhunteR: love me a free discard outlet
LilyOfTheVeil666: More Kant's Eyes? Is this anything?
GredGredmansson: !card Morcant's Eyes
LRRbot: Morcant's Eyes [1G] | Kindred Enchantment — Elf | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. / {4}{G}{G}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Create X 2/2 black and green Elf creature tokens, where X is the number of Elf cards in your graveyard. Activate only as a sorcery.
GredGredmansson: yes it is sorcery only
LRRbot: Safewright Cavalry [3G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [4/4] | This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature. / {5}: Target Elf you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
silv3r_54: thanks
jarnatan: You've heard of elf on an elk...
Jon_CoffeeRobot: its s-Elf
LRRbot: Gangly Stompling [2{R/G}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [4/2] | Changeling / Trample
Pharmacistjudge: are we Serving Morcant?
stippledotter: @GredGredmansson Noice
GredGredmansson: big feet on that elf
anhakha: Gangly stompling is also an elf
LRRbot: Eclipsed Realms | Land | As this land enters, choose Elemental, Elf, Faerie, Giant, Goblin, Kithkin, Merfolk, or Treefolk. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell of the chosen type or activate an ability of a source of the chosen type.
MorganteMaggiore: this set got elfs, elfs that make other elfs, seriously guys, look at those freakin elfs
LordManiMani: Hello you Gangly Stomplings
WCOrangeTux: or is Morcant serving?
CrossXhunteR: bold choice
Mindfire13: What did you just call me?
stippledotter: These card names are just all Kathleen-generated names
Mr_Horrible:
where's Oko when you need him? 
Jeangerarddela: @BrowneePointz Kithkin enchantment seems very strong in limited, though it might be a bit slow
GredGredmansson: in Adam's deck
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @Mr_Horrible shopping for another chair to sit on
anhakha: Graham needs to put away the name Gangly Stompling for the next crack-a-pack in 6-10 months from now.
81ackR0se: @Mr_Horrible In James' deck?
CrossXhunteR: flunge
ihopebobsclericdies: they need to make an Un card that's mono green and is a 4/20
GredGredmansson: move to flunge step
MorganteMaggiore: going to flunge phase
3PlayerPolitics: beep beep!
LoadingReadyRun: Stompling can shapeshift into anything..."I want big feet!"
themercenary1987: do the elf 2/2's have menace?
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jarnatan: 6 7 mana
EvilBadman: @LoadingReadyRun They gotta pay the bills, man
LRRMTG_Judge: @themercenary1987 Nope, they just elves - BlackRose
BrowneePointz: @themercenary1987 nope just 2/2 cuz the other tokens are smaller iirc
MorganteMaggiore: just elving around
joeri_van: Maybe a stupid question but does Firdoch Core work with fro example Ayula? Does it basically work with any kindred ETB stuf
CrossXhunteR: 6 life
CrossXhunteR: gained
zombiewillardgibbs: 6 life total
Goombill: Doesn't G gain 6 life?
AugmentingPath: should be at 14, I think
themercenary1987: @LRRMTG_Judge Thanks, misread the enchantment
BrowneePointz: @joeri_van as long as the kindred doesn’t say creature and just says creature type yes
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @joeri_van Sure does.
LRRbot: Gloom Ripper [3BB] | Creature — Elf Assassin [4/4] | When this creature enters, target creature you control gets +X/+0 until end of turn and up to one target creature an opponent controls gets −0/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of Elves you control plus the number of Elf cards in your graveyard.
Ktolos: 6 points of lifelink
fanofmosteverything9: Ben chortled darkly
SquareDotCube: a good ol hyuk
definenull: welp
Jon_CoffeeRobot: hhyessss
Jeangerarddela: @joeri_van Unless the effect specifies creature, any effect that cares about the creature type should see it as such
@aceviru: Alright, show us the hoof
@LRRbot: Iron-Shield Elf [1B] | Creature — Elf Warrior [3/1] | Discard a card: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.
@LRRbot: Safewright Cavalry [3G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [4/4] | This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature. / {5}: Target Elf you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Gangly Stompling [2{R/G}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [4/2] | Changeling / Trample
@LRRbot: Eclipsed Realms | Land | As this land enters, choose Elemental, Elf, Faerie, Giant, Goblin, Kithkin, Merfolk, or Treefolk. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to ca…
@aceviru: Only in this game, not canonically
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@DarkMorford: Wait, I thought Serge was judging, not playing 😛
@IronLucario2012: 6 kife, right?
@IronLucario2012: *life
@jaolen: Yeah the other one also has lifeline
@B__C__: Math is famously for blockers.
@JPEPIC88: 6 ;ife they both have lifelink
@chadbennett6192: Ouch
@LRRbot: Gloom Ripper [3BB] | Creature — Elf Assassin [4/4] | When this creature enters, target creature you control gets +X/+0 until end of turn and up to one target creature an opponent controls gets −0/−X …
niccus: remarkably dead
MorganteMaggiore: number of elves: yes
GredGredmansson: How-elf From Beyond
RandomTrivia: One creature becomes unbelievably dead
Mr_Horrible: that's a big trampler
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Gangly stomping has tromple sir plompy
joeri_van: @Jon_CoffeeRobot maybe not an amazing manarock but in kindred decks can be nice then
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MorganteMaggiore That tends to be the strategy with elves
Mr_Horrible: Nova Chaser eat your heart out
xantos69: What a turn around.
control_rig: Baller Lightning
Diabore: 29?
fanofmosteverything9: Beeeeeg stompy
CrossXhunteR: graham, im not liking your chances here
PhorrestGaze: biggest feet
Dr_fragenstien: 1 isn't 0!
TeaGarrison: that was a good game
accountmadeforants: Play (elf)ball!
definenull: what is with G and getting hit for 2-digit damage out of nowhere
Bruceski: they don't get much closer
81ackR0se: @RandomTrivia One Graham also becomes unbelievably dead...
maclenrac: Trample for the win
GredGredmansson: the only important life oint is the last one
ihopebobsclericdies: what a gloom rip
kumatsu: I definitely didn't think Ben had it there
Marvoleath: 1 > 0
BrowneePointz: Graham had the Elves but Ben had the Ball
MorganteMaggiore: 1 is indeed more than 0
jarnatan: To be fair this is a pretty lopsided matchup. Elves beat elves every time
Jon_CoffeeRobot: can't half-bake an alpha strike
joeri_van: New Bear force one manarock then
MorganteMaggiore: nice one
A_Dub888: !findquote sideboard
LRRbot: Quote #569: "You know you can't just sideboard from the ENTIRE LIBRARY of cards. Why did you HAVE this?" —Cameron [2015-08-05]
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Sideboarding is an admission of defeat.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: elf decks have to believe they're Perfect
BrowneePointz: She’s awful
GredGredmansson: High PERFECT, which is CORRECT, they didn't get it WRONG,
LordManiMani: She's not someone you "Like". ..
MorganteMaggiore: very pratchett of her
SquareDotCube: Kathleen's more a Ford Perfect person
BrowneePointz: she leads the eugenics traditionalists faction of elves
Jeangerarddela: well, she's a Lorwyn elf tbf
BrowneePointz: she suxks
Jon_CoffeeRobot: However that flavour text raises the idea that a deck is either Perfect or Better
GredGredmansson: doesn't she use the wrong pronouns for someone and then leans into it when told she was wrong
tryllebanjo:
@GredGredmansson High, perfect 
TurnoneChargingBadger: Most of the time the winning elf is deathrite shaman
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Rhys is pretty cool
BrowneePointz: There ARE decent Lorwyn Elves now, Morcant’s faction are the awful old school ones
Jon_CoffeeRobot: was*
BrowneePointz: The Invasion made the elves chill out
BrowneePointz: cuz they almost went extinct
GredGredmansson: I still love from the MoM nicknames, "Lorwyn elves say, how do we become even MORE racist"
MorganteMaggiore: any reason why the golgari elf step out of the plane in his lorwyn form instead of his shadowmoor one?
Jeangerarddela: @BrowneePointz Could be a temporary state too, until they get back on their hooves
LoadingReadyRun:
oh! I just died on a card tonight 
Ktolos: with your donation we can cast Damnation and Engineered plague more effectively
joeri_van: Did we already talk about the Jim Hanson puppets?!
Furrytractor: As far as I'm aware, 4 mana 1/1's are bad
GredGredmansson: i still need to finish reading the stories, i've only seen the first two chapters
Ty_Sylicus: Gaha
GredGredmansson: and apparently there are side stories now too
BrowneePointz: fun fact the Jim Henson trailer is the most watched trailer since the MoM one Graham
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on_and_awful: By gawd, that's Lorwyn's music!
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Dr_fragenstien: lorwyn elves seemed particularly susceptible to phyrexian corruption. After all what is more perfect than being compleat?
kumatsu: One of my friends built some of the puppets in that video!
Redshift2k5: Hi LRR chat, from Newfoundland
MorganteMaggiore: who would be more mean: the quen of elves from discworld or Morcant?
joeri_van: Yeah a podcast about the commander sets
fanofmosteverything9: They argue over lighting conditions.
TurnoneChargingBadger: Will Gibb be reacting to the music video
themercenary1987: Shock lands
definenull: puppet PPR! a PPPR!
Jesper_aka_Mordachai: @ExhaustedElox Thanks for the gift sub!
DMGlol: who gets to keep the puppets
salamisuperstar: Muppet Secret Lair>
TeaGarrison: @redshift2k5 hello from New Brunswick
Marvoleath: Gibb hosting?
GredGredmansson: @MorganteMaggiore i don't remember discworld having elves
LoadingReadyRun: @GredGredmansson also check out TTC where we talk about the Lorwyn story!
Julian_Rogue: you do the crack a pack with Gib instead of Graham
LRRbot: Tam, Mindful First-Year [1{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Gorgon Wizard [2/2] | Each other creature you control has hexproof from each of its colors. / {T}: Target creature you control becomes all colors until end of turn.
Vandristine: or can we just... buy those puppets?
Jesper_aka_Mordachai: Muppet Set when?
redGalen: I would be so stoked if anything I worked on was promoted by Henson.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Bartleby vs Muppets. the horrors
Chenderle: LRR x Jim Henson would be awesome
LithelyUnshod: The Squen and Cragg Show
GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun sure why not
MorganteMaggiore: @GredGredmansson they do in the witches' books
kumatsu: @DMGlol I believe they're currently on display at Wizards HQ
Aarek: @GredGredmansson lords and ladies I think is the first one where they are mentioned
Bruceski: LRR tries to have Bartleby crash a PPR, immediately ends sponsorship.
GredGredmansson: @MorganteMaggiore ah i haven't seen the witches ones
themercenary1987: Maybe Gibb and Pistachio can have them on TTC?
Furrytractor: I really want that for my BLue/green EDH Decks
LRRbot: Auntie's Sentence [1B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland permanent card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
GredGredmansson: i'm a night's watch guy mainly
MorganteMaggiore: @GredGredmansson oh they are GREAT!
LRRbot: Vinebred Brawler [2G] | Creature — Elf Berserker [4/2] | This creature must be blocked if able. / Whenever this creature attacks, another target Elf you control gets +2/+1 until end of turn.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: "Good Day, Moonbase!"
maclenrac: Snaky lady down
Mr_Horrible: didn't even make it to midterms
krfsm: @GredGredmansson Lords & Ladies is the one
Jon_CoffeeRobot: "It's always Day at the Moonbase, Kathleen!"
hd_dabnado: they making bread from these vines?
fanofmosteverything9: Math student dies to a sentence.
GredGredmansson: also hey its the one people thought was Jace and Vraska's future daughter
LRRbot: Creakwood Safewright [1B] | Creature — Elf Warrior [5/5] | This creature enters with three −1/−1 counters on it. / At the beginning of your end step, if there is an Elf card in your graveyard and this creature has a −1/−1 counter on it, remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature.
Aarek: @kumatsu I may need to stage a heist.
Redshift2k5: Waiting for my ride to go throw down some EDH 🧙♂️
BrowneePointz: yea as of right now the Henson trailer has 2.8 MILLION views in 4 days
cloudwizard13:

Mr_Horrible:
there's a card with an elf on it, does that count? 
LRRbot: Scarblade Scout [1B] | Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, mill two cards.
LordManiMani: @MorganteMaggiore per Seanan McGuire's commentary, because Lluwen is native to Lorwyn and not Shadowmoor and the plane's magic doesn't apply outside of the plane
LRRbot: Blight Rot [2B] | Instant | Put four −1/−1 counters on target creature.
TurnoneChargingBadger: I've actually been getting the trailer as an ad on youtube
Furrytractor: There's a lot of "Kill X/4" creature removal in this limited environment
@DarkMorford: Uh oh
@IronLucario2012: *yikes*
@TheFluffiestZinogre: Just imagining two elf beyblades going at it.
@aceviru: remember to use the link to support the ppr event and to find yourself more info for the set
@vegas_party_animal7737: Should have just swung with just the 3/1 indestructible and pumped killing 1 blocker a turn for a few turns
@chadbennett6192: The art is very beautiful
@Sarah-Serinde: Yeah I love the art
@contentcontentconsumer: Rhys get pieced
@OVER-KiLL: i am gonna scroll that spoiler and check out the set brb
@luciger_globus: ""rhys is a good elf" (dead)
@SenshiSunPower: it is delightful
@jjcard: ooh, I need to find that video
@OVER-KiLL: oh man that Henson Trailer was DOPE tho
@LRRbot: Tam, Mindful First-Year [1{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Gorgon Wizard [2/2] | Each other creature you control has hexproof from each of its colors. / {T}: Target creature you control becomes all colo…
@chadbennett6192: That’s epic
@LRRbot: Auntie's Sentence [1B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland permanent card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 unt…
@LRRbot: Vinebred Brawler [2G] | Creature — Elf Berserker [4/2] | This creature must be blocked if able. / Whenever this creature attacks, another target Elf you control gets +2/+1 until end of turn.
@contentcontentconsumer: Tam is spicy
@LRRbot: Creakwood Safewright [1B] | Creature — Elf Warrior [5/5] | This creature enters with three −1/−1 counters on it. / At the beginning of your end step, if there is an Elf card in your graveyard and thi…
@MiniZaraki: hey im gonna try participating in prerelease what do you recommend to look for when building deck in this particular set
@LRRbot: Scarblade Scout [1B] | Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, mill two cards.
@MiniZaraki: its gonna be my first time
@chadbennett6192: Jim Henson left us way too soon
@LRRbot: Blight Rot [2B] | Instant | Put four −1/−1 counters on target creature.
MorganteMaggiore: @LordManiMani wait, then why oko got stuck in his lorwyn form?
Dr_fragenstien: that flavor text is peak
Pharmacistjudge: you gotta amputate
LRRbot: Stoic Grove-Guide [4{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Druid [5/4] | {1}{b/g}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 black and green Elf creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.
Bugberry: just rub some dawnglove on it
fanofmosteverything9: There's an elf in this elf.
MorganteMaggiore: i was under the impression that people from lorwyn/shadowmoor got stuck in th form they left the plane
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Yeah, as good as the view count is, it's going to be mostly ad seeding
fanofmosteverything9: Get in the tree, Shinji.
Mr_Horrible: @Sarah_Serinde oh that's so perfect
BrowneePointz: @morgantemaggiore seems that’s only oko cuz planeswalking is different
themightygerg: Oh man, imagine a Lorwyn Goblin in EoE.
anhakha: Now I want a Lorwyn // Neon Kamigawa crossover.
feelingfroggo: elf that pilots a tree like a mecha sounds like a dope Druid subclass
LordManiMani: @MorganteMaggiore I don't think he did, but if so I would assume because he's super special in multiple ways (non derogatory)
LRRbot: Safewright Cavalry [3G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [4/4] | This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature. / {5}: Target Elf you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
themightygerg: The STORIES they'd bring back
kumatsu: Magic: the Gathering
MorganteMaggiore: @BrowneePointz ah i see, cool thx
RayFK: No James Turners this round!
joeri_van: @Sarah_Serinde I also saw a MTG ad with them on the same podcast set, about the commander precons
GredGredmansson: @LordManiMani i thought i heard a thing where like it depends on which half they were born in?
Redshift2k5: Get screwed, draw go until you die. Magic as richard intended it
Jon_CoffeeRobot: wait wait I looked away for two seconds
oneala: magic: the gathering
Dr_fragenstien: graham also just curved out like a maniac
Pharmacistjudge: Mojo-Jojo?
definenull: consent is key!
BrowneePointz: for the rest it seems whichever is their “native” version is what they become on other planes
Thefluffiestguineapig: Kathleen requires consent
Bugberry: there was a Treefolk in Lorwyn that made Elf tokens, so close I guess?
LithelyUnshod: @joeri_van It's a YT short as well
MorganteMaggiore: you can ask for the gathering
maclenrac: Busting out the mojo
fanofmosteverything9: Kathleen must abide by the ancient compacts.
feelingfroggo: fairy godmother is Eldraine
RayFK: Yep!
LordManiMani: @GredGredmansson correct. If Lulu was from Shadowmoor, he'd shift to Shadowmoor upon leaving regardless if he was departing from Lorwyn side
RandomTrivia:

Dog_of_Myth:

MorganteMaggiore: do NOT give kathleen a fairy godmother wand, or do, i'm not the boss of you
BrowneePointz: Kathleen is not the kind of Hag/Fae that gives blessings without proper sacrifice
themercenary1987: Maybe Gibb and Pistachio can have the boggarts on TTC?
rosesmcgee: The milkshake bracket is it's own reward
MorganteMaggiore: @themercenary1987 YES
Bruceski: Kathleen is less a "subtle help" magical creature and more a "make sure you read every line before signing."
Ktolos:
Fairy Godmother like Rankle is 
RandomTrivia:

Pharmacistjudge: Jordan, stop cursing the people on camera
Tom_Bruise: @rosesmcgee well not exactly, hence the milkshakes
81ackR0se: @feelingfroggo Lorwyn only has faerie godmothers... and I feel like they're a very different energy...
BrowneePointz: that’s called Depression
MommaGart: the 0-2 go home in disgrace bracket
TurnoneChargingBadger: @themercenary1987 Is Pistachio the shadowmoor version of Gibb, then?
rosesmcgee: James has a credit card and a skip the dishes account, I assume
GredGredmansson: idk i'd enjoy a normal day
Sarah_Serinde: dang now I want a milkshake...I *do* need to figure out what to do for dinner...
Pharmacistjudge: why can't you go 0-2 diet soda?
AleisAlpto: i haven't been through a pre realease since March of the Machine. So this set might be a tad intersting
BrowneePointz: a chocolate and peanut butter milkshake sounds so good right now
feelingfroggo: I want a milkshake but it’s too late
kumatsu:
I'd take a milkshake 
GredGredmansson: @TurnoneChargingBadger the shadowmoor version of Bartleby is even worse
Tom_Bruise: because at 0-2 we need something more powerful than diet soda
anhakha: If Wizards can afford collector boosters, they should pay for milkshakes too.
AdamYMHMI: Stream called due to Milkshakes
EvilBadman: affogato for serge
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Milkshake>>>>>Coffee
fanofmosteverything9: I should get myself a milkshake soon.
SquareDotCube: "we didn't get milkshakes but we did find this duck"
RockPusher: James is an old man, he's entitled to a little grumble, as a treat.
themercenary1987: @TurnoneChargingBadger I thought Gibb is the Shadowmoor version of Pistachio, But maybe thats Bartleby?
81ackR0se: Is hot chocolate a hot milkshake?
BrowneePointz: oh man I should get a Marshmallow fluff/Nutella shake again
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I accidentally opened a 8.4% milk stout so perhaps that would count
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Kame89: Woo returnwyn to lorwyn
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Dog_of_Myth: Donate to the "James Turner Milkshake fund" for those that went 0-2
niccus: win-win, like a 2-0
RayFK: Now I want a MIlkshake
GredGredmansson: something something acroooooooooss the room
LRRbot: Scarblade Scout [1B] | Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, mill two cards.
GredGredmansson: Ouphe?
LRRbot: Tam, Mindful First-Year [1{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Gorgon Wizard [2/2] | Each other creature you control has hexproof from each of its colors. / {T}: Target creature you control becomes all colors until end of turn.
Ktolos: An iced hot chocolate sounds like a milkshake….
Jon_CoffeeRobot: hitting two elves in the bin, nice
kumatsu: @RayFK you know what you must do
neisan2112: I'm about to leave work, so I might get a milkshake on the way home
TeaGarrison: new Mom
LRRbot: Morcant's Loyalist [1BG] | Creature — Elf Warrior [3/2] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / When this creature dies, return another target Elf card from your graveyard to your hand.
Pharmacistjudge: I already had a snack today, no milkshake today.
themercenary1987: Tim-Tam Time
anhakha: How many bits pays for a milkshake? I don't know the CD to Bits conversio.
MorganteMaggiore: but what does banding do?
Invitare: he bacc
GredGredmansson: hoo boy
BrowneePointz: oh yea there IS a new couple of Ouphes AND a new Bairn too!
kumatsu: I bet I can find somewhere to get a milkshake in Toronto
RayFK: @kumatsu The problem is trying to get a milkshake in Seattle under like $12 is folly
RayFK: The Nultai
RayFK: BEN
circusofkirkus: big naturals fans
control_rig: Ben...
Jesper_aka_Mordachai: "Good NEWS, everbody!"
Manitu_25: lol
LordManiMani: Uuuhhh
RandomTrivia:

Jon_CoffeeRobot: @themercenary1987 If Graham's running both copies of Tam in his deck it might be a Tam-Tam time
Dog_of_Myth: BEN
Bugberry: what a pair of naturals
Molator: umm
GredGredmansson:

LSRubin: Ben Ulmer: lover or moms and big naturals
3PlayerPolitics: lol
EvilBadman: @RayFK I'mma walk to Dick's.
GhostValv: hell yeah
ExhaustedElox: I love sitting here staring at a pair of naturals on stream.
kumatsu: @RayFK you dont' get to yell BEN after saying "Nultai"
fanofmosteverything9: It's elves all the way down.
Tom_Bruise: just a couple'o'naturals hittin' the scene today
themercenary1987: @Jesper_aka_Mordachai ...to shreds you say
Mai_Andra: only a 3/2? love mid-size naturals.
Chenderle: LOL
Dog_of_Myth:

Mr_Horrible:
@RayFK you're essentially better off just buying an artisanal pint and making it yourself 
Jesper_aka_Mordachai: @themercenary1987 ...and his wife?
BrowneePointz: love a good euphemistic natural
Sarah_Serinde: !mtgecl
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LRRbot: Auntie's Sentence [1B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland permanent card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
TheWanderingNomad: @Jesper_aka_Mordachai ...to shreds you say.
anhakha: Add code Big_Naturals at checkout.
itsaysTRUENO: I enjoy product and brand
@LRRbot: Stoic Grove-Guide [4{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Druid [5/4] | {1}{b/g}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 black and green Elf creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.
@chadbennett6192: I grew up on the muppet show
@Sarah-Serinde: me too!
@LRRbot: Safewright Cavalry [3G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [4/4] | This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature. / {5}: Target Elf you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
@MiniZaraki: hey im gonna try participating in prerelease what do you recommend to look for when building deck in this particular set its gonna be my first prerelease
@aceviru: Stick to two colors and you'll do fine. The uncommons do a great job at making your commons pay off.
@Sarah-Serinde: You should check the start of the stream later, they build Graham's deck live
@loadingreadyrun: @MiniZaraki Graham and Wheeler talked about some strategies when Graham did his deckbuild on camera at the beginning of this stream
@MiniZaraki: oh great thank you ! I will try to look it up ! thanks guys !
@Micholastico: that always happends to me, mana floded hand and next, not enough lands
@chadbennett6192: That’s exciting miniz! Have fun.
@jjcard: oh no, now I want a milkshake. it's been a long time since I've had one
@Sarah-Serinde: I also want a milkshake
@TheFluffiestZinogre: If you go 0 - 2 you get your favorite milkshake, 1 - 1 your second favorite milkshake, 2 - 0 your "yeah, I guess that's fine" last resort milkshake.
@chadbennett6192: Ya, stick to two colors mainly and be sure to include enough creatures. 17 or 18 is good usually.
@LRRbot: Scarblade Scout [1B] | Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, mill two cards.
@LRRbot: Tam, Mindful First-Year [1{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Gorgon Wizard [2/2] | Each other creature you control has hexproof from each of its colors. / {T}: Target creature you control becomes all colo…
@LRRbot: Morcant's Loyalist [1BG] | Creature — Elf Warrior [3/2] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / When this creature dies, return another target Elf card from your graveyard to your hand.
@LRRbot: Auntie's Sentence [1B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland permanent card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 unt…
Molator: mtg.social/bignaturals got it
Mr_Horrible: Tam innocent, the administration has a grudge
LRRbot: Chitinous Graspling [3{G/U}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [3/4] | Changeling / Reach
fanofmosteverything9: Once again, a math major dies to a sentence.
RayFK: *sigh* uh oh, milkies.
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GredGredmansson:
@fanofmosteverything9
amazing
Dr_fragenstien: I have no idea what's going on in the art for the graspling
LRRbot: Stoic Grove-Guide [4{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Druid [5/4] | {1}{b/g}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 black and green Elf creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.
BrowneePointz: I mean Tam DOES take a poison arrow to the chest in the story
BrowneePointz: (she gets better)
Jesper_aka_Mordachai: @TheWanderingNomad You are person of my own ilk... I like!
Pharmacistjudge: if you are going to sigh you don't have to say the *uh oh
EvilBadman: Morcant
feelingfroggo: mordant
BrowneePointz: Jarad
MorganteMaggiore: ben let's NOT go there
SmashTCG: Rhada
TurnoneChargingBadger: @Dr_fragenstien I think that's par for the course with changelings
Joric_Art: tyvar
Khalstrom: Tyvar
feelingfroggo: morcant *
BrowneePointz: Llanowar Abomination
jarnatan: Abomination of Llanowar surely
anhakha: Marwyn gets thiccer whenever elves etb
BrowneePointz: Tyvar
kansaiDop: marwyn she gets thicc
xantos69: Hold on. Nobody told me we had thick elves in here. I gotta go buy this set.
definenull: tyvar my king
Bugberry: Elvish Abberation
RandomTrivia: Tyvar is a bulky boi
AugmentingPath: whichever one stands next to craterhoof, yeah
joeri_van: sadly for the flavor the Antie's Sentence was used against an gorgon instead of an elf \:-?[z|Z|\|]
Bugberry: !card elvish abberation
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
ELD_Winterlight: Radha?
MorganteMaggiore: the multiversal himbo
BrowneePointz: Marwyn is a midwife
Jon_CoffeeRobot: !card Emmara Tandris
LRRbot: Emmara Tandris [5GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Shaman [5/7] | Prevent all damage that would be dealt to creature tokens you control.
Dog_of_Myth: !card Abomination of llanowar
LRRbot: Abomination of Llanowar [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Horror [*/*] | Vigilance; menace / Abomination of Llanowar's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Elves you control plus the number of Elf cards in your graveyard.
Cuddly_Kitteh: Hang on, I'll find my "thicc elves" commander list...
LRRbot: Maralen, Fae Ascendant [2BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Faerie Noble [4/5] | Flying / Whenever Maralen or another Elf or Faerie you control enters, exile the top two cards of target opponent's library. / Once each turn, you may cast a spell with mana value less than or equal to the number of Elves and Faeries you control from among cards exiled with Maralen this turn without paying its mana cost.
Mr_Horrible: heedless one might be up there
itsaysTRUENO: computer, sort elves by diameter
GredGredmansson: Both Emmara Tandris and Neera Wild Mage have 7 toughness
Mr_Horrible: although that's sorta cheating
ihopebobsclericdies: there's a giant 7/7 changeling from OG Lorwyn block. Large in stats AND stature
TheWanderingNomad: @GredGredmansson Wait Neera has 7 toughtness?
MTGDiversity: chameleon collossus is the thickest elf
MegaDosX: Tyvar was last seen going with Zimone back to Strixhaven, so I hope he shows up in Secrets of Strixhaven
Jon_CoffeeRobot: heyyyy, Graham got to play Maralen
Korolan: Tyvar, Thicc of Thigh and Thick of Head.
GredGredmansson: @TheWanderingNomad she's a 2/7
SmashTCG: Radha is absolutly the beefiest elf
Korolan: Double Thicc!
accountmadeforants: Coiling Oracle does have a *huge* booty
RandomTrivia: Card seems very strong
LRRbot: Scarblade Scout [1B] | Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, mill two cards.
Invitare: FREE??
MorganteMaggiore: the value
definenull: what villany! what wealtH!
fanofmosteverything9: Elfnapped!
DiscordianTokkan: Anow now, more elves
Dr_fragenstien: oh. That's so gross
Joecool190: and you do it again cause its a elf
Vandristine: elf and another trigger
feelingfroggo: she triggers again!
BrowneePointz: she’s Queen of Lorwyn, and less toxic
TriforceDrummer: And that triggers Maralen again right?
DiscordianTokkan: *and now
GredGredmansson: ETB Elf Trigger
Chesul: Welcome to 2026 magic Ben.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ben must exile again, yes?
RandomTrivia: Maralen hitting additional elves is going to get very silly very quickly
flying_purple__eater: Maralen exile again yeah
Jethrain: You exile another two from the new one entering, but can't cast
Bruceski: Does Maralen exile again?
Mr_Horrible: she can only cast stuff she's exiled *that* turn, as well
RayFK: Another Exile, but oyu can't CAST this for free
Jon_CoffeeRobot: ayupp
3PlayerPolitics: OHHH
redGalen: The first rule of Elf Fight is reading the card explains the card
Greyah: Maralen, as narratively befits her, is messed up.
niccus: perks of being queen of elves
GredGredmansson: he can't cast any of them but we do exile 2 more
AugmentingPath: has to be exiled this turn
Diabore: he get those exiled forever
LRRMTG_Judge: something exiled this turn
Bugberry: you can only cast things exiled this turn
definenull: so many words
MorganteMaggiore: both on the elf team
Diabore: oh it is this turn, boo
MegaDosX: It's an odd card
Dr_fragenstien: we got there
GredGredmansson: huzzah
Bruceski: Can only cast once, can exile any number of times
Mr_Horrible: the templating is hefty, so it's easy to miss stuff in it
themercenary1987: Any instabnt speed kindred spels?
Mindfire13: Maralen is a mill card in the mirror match
AllTheWeasels: What a messed up card in the mirror lol
DiscordianTokkan: For some of those quick elf tokens. Neat
itsaysTRUENO: consider it a "lore win"
BrowneePointz: Queen of Lorwyn doing Queen of Lorwyn things
AllTheWeasels: or just in general
tindertv: Isnt she also a Faerie so he counts as 2 by herself?
WiJohn: So if you flashed in or blinked an elf or fae on your opponents turn...
fanofmosteverything9: Their her elves. You're just borrowing them.
AllTheWeasels: @itsaysTRUENO +2
kumatsu:
remember, Magic cards aren't in English, they're a programming language that closely resembles English 
joeri_van: So are we happy for Maralen to replace Oona?
ArtDecoSunburn: @itsaysTRUENO (Tips head in appreciation)
Diabore: @WiJohn cant dodge timing restrictions but if you hit an instant
Jethrain: that's a pretty big mill with that sac enchantment
RandomTrivia:

RandomTrivia:

Dog_of_Myth:

BrowneePointz: Yes Oona sucks out loud
ExachixKitsune: love flelf
MegaDosX: This breaks the Kathleen
3PlayerPolitics: flelf lmao
TurnoneChargingBadger: Flash elf, the lesser known sister to flash hulk
fanofmosteverything9: No, no, Flelf is a Yu-Gi-Oh card.
Wiliart: Does the flash elf have big naturals?
Mindfire13: Or a Flash Faerie
TheMadS8nt: Taunting Elf
GredGredmansson: @tindertv no, it doesn't double count creatures taht are both types
TriforceDrummer: @themercenary1987 There's faeries with flash, to get the ETB to trigger, and then G would be able to cast instants with mv less than the number he controls
ExachixKitsune: the problem is, flelf also means flesh elf
BrowneePointz: and this Maralen is WAY less toxic to play against than OG Maralen or Oona
NewtyNewts: Portmanteau time... or Portmantime
themercenary1987: Well thats my new EDH deck... Flef's R Us
Dr_fragenstien: "we don't want the carf to be too strong, only 1 free spell for something you're already doing per turn"
accountmadeforants: Also, in addition to Tyvar, Radha is definitely just *big*
Ktolos: imagine if Graham had nameless inversion….
ArtDecoSunburn: @kumatsu GARFIELDTRAN?
Jeangerarddela: @BrowneePointz Good thing OG Maralen is an enchantment now
LastCenturion: Flelf is a palindrome
MegaDosX: !card maralen the mornsong
LRRbot: Did you mean: Maralen of the Mornsong; Maralen of the Mornsong Avatar
EvilBadman: "Whatever you said was interesting but I was not listening AT ALL"
Bugberry: !card maralen of the mornsong
LRRbot: Maralen of the Mornsong [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Elf Wizard [2/3] | Players can't draw cards. / At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player loses 3 life, searches their library for a card, puts it into their hand, then shuffles.
kumatsu: your draw step is replaced with a tutor
Omthebox: I love OG Maralen
James_the_Dabbler: Flash elf? more like flesh elf am I right chat
couchboyj: Is flashing perfect or better behavior?
MegaDosX: Bah.
jacw212: it's the one where you can't draw bu instead people tutor
Jon_CoffeeRobot: tutor... and die
Vandristine: !card nameless inversion
LRRbot: Nameless Inversion [1B] | Kindred Instant — Shapeshifter | Changeling / Target creature gets +3/−3 and loses all creature types until end of turn.
Bugberry: there's a new legendary enchantment that basically has her original ability.
MegaDosX: Ok well Bugberry got there
Pharmacistjudge: original Oona is not that good in modern contexts.
Jeangerarddela: OG was player can't draw, and lose 3 life to tutor at draw step iird
slickslickman: OG Maralen was the original 98 land commander deck
Omthebox: Cant draw, on draw step each player loses 3 and toutors
RandomTrivia:

themercenary1987: Maralen or that new enchantment that gives maralen's ability and Oppo Agent is gonna be brutal
Ktolos: Original Maralen has the text of her new enchantment
TurnoneChargingBadger: !card mornsong aria
LRRbot: Vinebred Brawler [2G] | Creature — Elf Berserker [4/2] | This creature must be blocked if able. / Whenever this creature attacks, another target Elf you control gets +2/+1 until end of turn.
NewtyNewts: Still tapped from combat though, right?
nikmn: elf that attacked should be tapped
EvilBadman: (unexiles my elf)
@chadbennett6192: I love the player backgrounds. Nice job on the tech.
@LRRbot: Chitinous Graspling [3{G/U}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [3/4] | Changeling / Reach
@aceviru: Tam not having a good first year
@contentcontentconsumer: very swingy matches, I love it
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@Sarah-Serinde: Always love the work Paul puts into the overlay
@LRRbot: Stoic Grove-Guide [4{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Druid [5/4] | {1}{b/g}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 black and green Elf creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.
@chadbennett6192: Good job Paul!
@Mumpermgm: Abomination of Llanowar?
@threecorners52802: abomination of llanowar
@B__C__: The thickest in the thicket.
@LRRbot: Maralen, Fae Ascendant [2BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Faerie Noble [4/5] | Flying / Whenever Maralen or another Elf or Faerie you control enters, exile the top two cards of target opponent's libra…
@B__C__: Morophon the boundless
@LRRbot: Scarblade Scout [1B] | Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, mill two cards.
@jaolen: And an elf enters right
@B__C__: In this economy!?
@B__C__: World Championship-level gameplay. I hope the crew here are paid as well.
@pharmacistjudge: they were getting it. as chat judge I have to let them have a chance to figure it out themselves first
@aceviru: and then the elf nation attacked
@jaolen: Yup
@lukeisstrange1533: Maralen is cracked
@jaolen: Oh just realizing myself - that was silly
@jaolen: Maralen in the mirror is hilarious
@contentcontentconsumer: a pharmacist judge never overprescribes nor overjudges
@lukeisstrange1533: Faeries do have flash
@chadbennett6192: She looks like a flower lady…
@countingku: Maralen, the Mournsong
@artemi7: @chadbennett6192 she literally is a flower lady. She bleeds petals
@LRRbot: Vinebred Brawler [2G] | Creature — Elf Berserker [4/2] | This creature must be blocked if able. / Whenever this creature attacks, another target Elf you control gets +2/+1 until end of turn.
@chadbennett6192: 😮
@chadbennett6192: 😂
BrowneePointz: yea OG Maralen was “lock everyone out of the game” as soon as she resolves
Bugberry: !card mornsong aria
LRRbot: Mornsong Aria [1BB] | Legendary Enchantment | Players can't draw cards or gain life. / At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player loses 3 life, searches their library for a card, puts it into their hand, then shuffles.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Vineboom dot wav
3PlayerPolitics: one more exile card?
LRRbot: Moon-Vigil Adherents [2GG] | Creature — Elf Druid [0/0] | Trample / This creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control and each creature card in your graveyard.
Diabore: 6/6 trample, neat
control_rig: Gross
RandomTrivia:
And it's an elf... 
NewtyNewts: It's also an elf, love it
AugmentingPath: exile two more for the adherents
anhakha: 2 more exiled
GredGredmansson: and exile 2 more forever
Bruceski: and it's another elf
LRRMTG_Judge: and G played another Elf
SuperFloppyPancake: and trigger
fanofmosteverything9: Yet another trigger!
Diabore: ah not other
joeri_van: The old Maralen wasn't a fearie, so apparantly taking over from Oona tranforms you into another creature or smt
MedicCasts: Oh I get to catch a bit of a pre-pre-release
itsaysTRUENO: Graham splashed blue so that makes him the villain
MedicCasts: let's gooo
themercenary1987: Mill! Mill! Mill!
MegaDosX: Maralen seems good, you guys
Ktolos: and another mill 2
Omthebox: Classic they cast a bomb now I cant win magic
Invitare: What CAN'T Maralen do?
MorganteMaggiore: mill is back on the menu
danesypu: damn what a bomb
LRRbot: Maralen, Fae Ascendant [2BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Faerie Noble [4/5] | Flying / Whenever Maralen or another Elf or Faerie you control enters, exile the top two cards of target opponent's library. / Once each turn, you may cast a spell with mana value less than or equal to the number of Elves and Faeries you control from among cards exiled with Maralen this turn without paying its mana cost.
Furrytractor: She's a giga-bomb
PorpoisesUnknown: 333
RayFK: Read the lore
itsaysTRUENO: they fly now
n3ther: lol
definenull: GAVIN!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: hahahaha
Bugberry: Faery Queen
Dog_of_Myth:

Diabore: gavin!
anhakha: Commander...
James_the_Dabbler: Gavin!
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehe
ExhaustedElox: Gavin!!
LSRubin:
Ben doing a very convincing Adam impression right there 
n3ther: GAVIN
Pharmacistjudge: BEN
LoneGoat: it's fae ASCENDANT, not fae on the ground
jacw212: who tf is michael majors
Bugberry: Imagine if the queen of the fae couldn't fly
BrowneePointz: she’s Queen of Lorwyn she gets nobility privilege
themercenary1987: Ben taking the Adam Savidan role this game
Bruceski: How come MY bombs never get to do their thing?
SmashTCG: wheres the wings
MorganteMaggiore: she fly now
Electrum_Lancer:
What 
jacw212: @LoneGoat so true
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Michael Majors, or his stage name, Eminem
TurnoneChargingBadger: How long until Ben mills out?
Jeangerarddela: I assume she flies because she's lifted up by faeries
PorpoisesUnknown: Fun-Fact Michael Majors is related to the famous killer Michael Myers
feelingfroggo: they fly now
Jesper_aka_Mordachai: I love these reactions sooo much!
maclenrac: Brought you by the Questing Beast Encyclopedia
SmashTCG: someone would have complained if she didnt fly
Sarah_Serinde:

hd_dabnado: small ben
TeaGarrison: she flies now?! she flies now.
SmashTCG: she IS a faerie
tindertv: Isnt she also a Faerie so he counts as 2 by herself? ͏
fanofmosteverything9: This breaks the Ben.
3PlayerPolitics:

kumatsu: I'll miss Ben after he's gone to the Shadow Realm
GredGredmansson: <message deleted>@PorpoisesUnknown that is neither a fact nor fun
RandomTrivia:

Korolan: More like Queen of More-Win
maclenrac: Milkshakes for everyone
Pharmacistjudge: Michael Majors is a designer at WoTC that apologized for Nadu.
fanofmosteverything9: @tindertv Nope. Neither would changelings.
WCOrangeTux: they fly now? they fly now, they fly now!
Furrytractor:

BrowneePointz: to be fair you broke Graham’s ribs in game 2
lamina5432: witch words of power
RevolverRossalot: Oh they printed it wrong let me fix that: Elf Fairie? No! Bull.
Tom_Bruise: And yet, intervention occured
PorpoisesUnknown: @GredGredmansson Lighten up homie tis ahoke
falcn120: Came back from dinner to see this interaction and loving it. Can't wait to go back and see the vod to see it from the start of the match
Dog_of_Myth: Maralen brings the milkshakes to the yard
GredGredmansson: <message deleted>@tindertv no, creatures that are both types are not double counted
Jeangerarddela: @tindertv For the etb? No, it's need to be two abilities, one for each type.
3PlayerPolitics: absolute fae shenanigans
Diabore: @BrowneePointz game 1?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Ben's milkshake exiles the top two cards, and he's like, they're better than yours
BrowneePointz: wait yea game 1
BrowneePointz: what is time
themercenary1987: Man been there Ben at pre-releases. At least you have a pleasant opponent, not one who trash talks you as they win
Jeangerarddela: @Jeangerarddela it'd*
RandomTrivia:

TurnoneChargingBadger: Also she says "maralen or another"
MrSarkhan:

GredGredmansson: <message deleted>no this is game 3
LSRubin: @tindertv if she said "number of elves + number of faeries," she would. but i think the way it's worded, each creature is either an "elf or faerie" or "not"
Ktolos: Thats definitely Lorwyn FairyGodmother energy
Furrytractor: This stream is sponsored by "Wizards of the Coast (tm)!"
circusofkirkus: "wow this is a cool dagger, I bet it turns very well"
Invitare: in his deck or yours?
maclenrac: Nothing beats the moral support
3PlayerPolitics:
Kathleen 
NotCainNorAbel: Cool card Ben
MommaGart:
Kathleen I can't wait to play Magic with you again 
WandersWithBlender: G doesn't need land, he can cast for free off Ben's library
Tom_Bruise: You too can experience this kind of gameplay at YOUR prerelease event, starting next week on Januari 16th!
kumatsu: That 7/7 is pretty good, why aren't you running it, Ben?
GredGredmansson: <message deleted>imagine this with the enchantment that makes elf tokens
LRRbot: Gloom Ripper [3BB] | Creature — Elf Assassin [4/4] | When this creature enters, target creature you control gets +X/+0 until end of turn and up to one target creature an opponent controls gets −0/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of Elves you control plus the number of Elf cards in your graveyard.
Vandristine: lands arent cast so he cant grab lands with maralen
Jeangerarddela: Yeah, cast != play
PorpoisesUnknown: I like Grahams deck name lol
Greendrag13: is it a 7/7, or did it only gain power?
Diabore: unfortunately graham can read
LRRbot: Rhys, the Evermore [1W] | Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior [2/2] | Flash / When Rhys enters, another target creature you control gains persist until end of turn. / {W}, {T}: Remove any number of counters from target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
Bugberry: Rhys vs Maralen, flavor win
BrowneePointz: oh my god they’re playing out the story!
johnnylongtorso: that old combat trick, blocking
WandersWithBlender: @Vandristine He can cast Ben's spells for free, therefore he doesn't need his own lands. Not sure how that wasn't clear
LRRbot: Changeling Wayfinder [3] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/2] | Changeling / When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Well, it's not an elf OR faerie.
GredGredmansson: <message deleted>exile 2
Jon_CoffeeRobot: little guy alert!
3PlayerPolitics: both . perfect
MommaGart: gosh the see-through colorless frame is SO good
Strebenherz: PPFT good catch kathleen on the spyglass
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: he may be the definition of "Just A Lil Guy"
Bugberry: it's complicated
BrowneePointz: he’s bound to kill her if she becomes her mom
joeri_van: Rhys is not green anymore
MrSarkhan: LMAO
BrowneePointz: and they think she’s becoming her mom
SergeYager: Please don't backseat the second a card resolves
MorganteMaggiore: great anaysis ben
RandomTrivia: Finally, some lands are hit!
LRRbot: Safewright Cavalry [3G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [4/4] | This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature. / {5}: Target Elf you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
WCOrangeTux: Praise the Yager!!
@LRRbot: Moon-Vigil Adherents [2GG] | Creature — Elf Druid [0/0] | Trample / This creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control and each creature card in your graveyard.
@aceviru: TapTapConcede covers her a bit. Check it out sometime
@chadbennett6192: Mill him out Graham!
@LRRbot: Maralen, Fae Ascendant [2BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Faerie Noble [4/5] | Flying / Whenever Maralen or another Elf or Faerie you control enters, exile the top two cards of target opponent's libra…
@Warninja1231: Ben rightfully crashing out
@Warninja1231: What a swing
@chadbennett6192: She’s busted.
@artemi7: Guys.... I think Maralen might be better then her Mom XD
@aceviru: Ben realizing that he's been staring at death this whole time
@OsthatoAlfakyn: I’m going to be packing so much removal in prerelease because of this match X)
@Estefunny5: @OsthatoAlfakyn as you should always tbh
@contentcontentconsumer: Ben, I've got bad news about your firstborn as well
@countingku: Poor Ben... he's singing his own Mournsong right now.
@pharmacistjudge: Context for those who needed it. Michael Majors is a designer at WoTC that apologized for Nadu.
@B__C__: And yet still nothing about Vivi.
@contentcontentconsumer: oooh ty, I totally thought he said michael myers
@LRRbot: Gloom Ripper [3BB] | Creature — Elf Assassin [4/4] | When this creature enters, target creature you control gets +X/+0 until end of turn and up to one target creature an opponent controls gets −0/−X …
@artemi7: I feel like Vivi is all Gavin. FF9 is his favorite game
@LRRbot: Rhys, the Evermore [1W] | Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior [2/2] | Flash / When Rhys enters, another target creature you control gains persist until end of turn. / {W}, {T}: Remove any number of coun…
@LRRbot: Changeling Wayfinder [3] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/2] | Changeling / When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
@OVER-KiLL: i am happy they made another Bairn creature
@aceviru: haha
@aceviru: porque no los dos
@B__C__: And then there is Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER. A card with three sides.
@OVER-KiLL: Ben getting snapped 🤣
@LRRbot: Safewright Cavalry [3G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [4/4] | This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature. / {5}: Target Elf you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: !card Touch of Moonglove
LRRbot: Touch of Moonglove [B] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. Whenever a creature dealt damage by that creature dies this turn, its controller loses 2 life.
RandomTrivia: Oh no, a changeling!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Also not an elf OR faerie.
Mr_Horrible: see, he did you a favor, Ben
TurnoneChargingBadger: Is this grindstone?
Mr_Horrible:

jacw212: deck thinning
Koizetsu: that deck is starting to look a bit short
TheMadS8nt: Elf mill, more oppressive than blue mill
TeaGarrison: get him, Ben
MajorFrostbyte: How close is Ben to milling out?
aric_haldan: what's the card that got played from Ben's deck ?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: whoooof
fanofmosteverything9: Got him through a chunk of lands.
Pharmacistjudge: lets not dogpile Ben
MorganteMaggiore: ok, tech for the pre release, side out changeling against her
niccus: i guess you *can* get painter's servant this set...
Diabore: @aric_haldan 4/2 trample changling
BrowneePointz: Elfball? this is Hell-fball
Mithgar: Wheeler DID say that you *CAN'T* mill out in Sealed. Prove him wrong, Graham!
TurnoneChargingBadger: Flelfball
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Must be after 11 am. Serge is doing math.
Invitare: Serge doing maths
hd_dabnado: what does that 4/2 say again?
Spades_Slicc: Serge
maclenrac: Judge math
Greyah: Just gotta hit G with a Second Rite. That's definitely in this, right?
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Tom_Bruise: Kathleen doesn't have to do math, Serge doesn't have to read, complementary skillsets and whatnot
Spades_Slicc: 14 - 22 /= 8
anhakha: If no1 blocks, math is for no-one.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @aric_haldan 'Moon-Vigil Adherents'
WCOrangeTux: Hey raiding with a party 1, wooo!!!
fanofmosteverything9: We're seeing land clumping that shouldn't be physically possible.
AugmentingPath: that's it, go for Graham's life points! Those are his weak spot
Diabore: vine bread
LRRbot: Vinebred Brawler [2G] | Creature — Elf Berserker [4/2] | This creature must be blocked if able. / Whenever this creature attacks, another target Elf you control gets +2/+1 until end of turn.
themercenary1987: HA
RandomTrivia:

tryllebanjo:

Dog_of_Myth:

Jon_CoffeeRobot: hahaha
themercenary1987: Good Try Ben
CaptainSpam: So close!
MegaDosX:

Manitu_25: lol ͏
3PlayerPolitics:

RandomTrivia:

themercenary1987: Who's on Firts?
joeri_van: Ah so now I am learning how to play magic
johnnylongtorso: three-card magic
justalog96: LOL
str0gg0:
elves mentioned 
definenull: oh stage left
RandomTrivia:
Yea it's stage-left, Ben 
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MegaDosX: (probably don't do that at your prerelease)
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Did Ben have a lifelinker to gain 2 life?
accountmadeforants: "From my perspective I win this exchange"
LRRbot: Trystan, Callous Cultivator [2G] (back: Trystan, Penitent Culler) | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Trystan, Callous Cultivator, mill three cards. Then if there is an Elf card in your graveyard, you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {B}. If you do, transform Trystan.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: don't worry, Settle is in the bonus sheet
ArtDecoSunburn: @johnnylongtorso "Where's the lady? Keep your eye on the fairie queen!"
WCOrangeTux: What Ben said was true, from a certain point of view
LRRbot: Chitinous Graspling [3{G/U}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [3/4] | Changeling / Reach
Diabore: DORAN
BusTed:

DNAli3n:
can we get some appreciation for Pauls choice of font for the life totals 
RandomTrivia: Noooooooooo
accountmadeforants: @Jon_CoffeeRobot I'm still hoping for this to happen during a PPR one day. It'd be the funniest thing.
joeri_van: perfect
LRRbot: Doran, Besieged by Time [1WBG] | Legendary Creature — Treefolk Druid [0/5] | Each creature spell you cast with toughness greater than its power costs {1} less to cast. / Whenever a creature you control attacks or blocks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the difference between its power and toughness.
themercenary1987: It was MEant to BE
definenull: ITS MEANT TO BE
Jon_CoffeeRobot: he's gooooone
SmashTCG: DOran INTO THE BIIIIIN
3PlayerPolitics: yesss
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7 welp
ExachixKitsune: ooof
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Doran isn't an elf.
MegaDosX:
Holy shit Ben got ruined this game 
Strebenherz: Are we watching the start of Ulmer's villain arc?
Tom_Bruise: Shelter your heart for the world is cruel, huh
Bugberry: it was meant to be
fanofmosteverything9: It was fate.
maclenrac: What a friend Ben is
tryllebanjo:

Bugberry: star crossed lovers
LRRbot: Vinebred Brawler [2G] | Creature — Elf Berserker [4/2] | This creature must be blocked if able. / Whenever this creature attacks, another target Elf you control gets +2/+1 until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: so yeah, it doesn't matter which is bigger
Dr_fragenstien: it's not only if the toughness is higher either, it's so messed up
Fruan: Sad Doran
LRRbot: Maralen, Fae Ascendant [2BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Faerie Noble [4/5] | Flying / Whenever Maralen or another Elf or Faerie you control enters, exile the top two cards of target opponent's library. / Once each turn, you may cast a spell with mana value less than or equal to the number of Elves and Faeries you control from among cards exiled with Maralen this turn without paying its mana cost.
TurnoneChargingBadger: Imagine this with yargle and multani
accountmadeforants: Holy hell that's a rad ability
MegaDosX: Maralen seems good
Marvoleath: Ben is definitely experiencing Sultai
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants I read that as "Seattle" and was hoping for a Pacific Northwest expansion.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Can still cast - anything, just based on how many elves/faeries
LRRbot: Gangly Stompling [2{R/G}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [4/2] | Changeling / Trample
TheWanderingNomad: Hey
3PlayerPolitics: cool cool cool cool cool cool
A_Dub888: !card settle the wreckage
LRRbot: Settle the Wreckage [2WW] | Instant | Exile all attacking creatures target player controls. That player may search their library for that many basic land cards, put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
TheWanderingNomad:
Turns out Maralen is really good in the mirror match 
joeri_van: is it the absolute difference? so 4/2 and 2/4 both would get +2/+2?
maclenrac: Chuckles
Bruceski: Well, Graham got to show off the cool cards in BOTH decks
RandomTrivia: Oh my absolute merciful bus
Wiliart: if stacked correctly, the +2/+1 matters
themercenary1987: Settle?
NotCainNorAbel: This seems like a lot of math for not doing math
WCOrangeTux: @accountmadeforants Rad counters are a different mechanic
MegaDosX: @joeri_van Yep!
RandomTrivia:

Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Jon_CoffeeRobot Just a complaint that it's off theme.
MegaDosX: Holy shit
anhakha: Gg
LSRubin: that was sick
insanecat6mtg:

A_Dub888: !card teferis protection
LRRbot: Teferi's Protection [2W] | Instant | Until your next turn, your life total can't change and you gain protection from everything. All permanents you control phase out. / Exile Teferi's Protection.
themercenary1987: Maralen amazing
n3ther: Graham played for both himself and Ben
accountmadeforants: "These are company property now"
3PlayerPolitics: epic game 3 👏
anhakha: That was sweet
maclenrac: Cool deck Ben
feelingfroggo: I was not expecting Elf mill in this game
fanofmosteverything9: Graham played some great decks.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: amazing games
TurnoneChargingBadger: I guess Wheeler was right, you can’t mill out in sealed
TeaGarrison: hey that Fairy Elf is pretty good
SmashTCG: dont you just love when your opponent plays more of your deck then you do
xantos69: Two decks in a trenchcoat.
AugmentingPath: Nah, he gets to keep them. In Lorwyn, we play for Auntie
ExachixKitsune: that's all you need to win is two decks of elves
Dog_of_Myth: Both deck played well
Pharmacistjudge: degenerate
MajorFrostbyte: That was cracked
Strebenherz:
@AugmentingPath 
fanofmosteverything9: @AugmentingPath A+. Well done.
feelingfroggo: through now I really want to make a Maralen deck
@B__C__: Baby's got _____?
@TheGoodDr456: What's the big feet card?
@aceviru: He's Graham, not Shirley
@artemi7: 5 lands in 6 cards? That mill might have saved Ben
@jaolen: 14 - 22 = 8
@jaolen: And yeah that mill was the best thing that happened haha
@B__C__: Math is famously for blockers.
@LRRbot: Vinebred Brawler [2G] | Creature — Elf Berserker [4/2] | This creature must be blocked if able. / Whenever this creature attacks, another target Elf you control gets +2/+1 until end of turn.
@DarkMorford: Does that imply that Serge never blocks?
@OVER-KiLL: the set looks cool, some nice designs and the art is amazing
@contentcontentconsumer: You also have to take the coriolis effect into account
@LightReaper7: wirtes down, Ben is dead
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@LRRbot: Trystan, Callous Cultivator [2G] (back: Trystan, Penitent Culler) | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Trystan, Callous Cultivator, m…
@jaolen: Does graham see the line?!
@LRRbot: Chitinous Graspling [3{G/U}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [3/4] | Changeling / Reach
@B__C__: And then Ben uses his wish card to retrieve and cast Rakdos Charm.
@aceviru: hahahaha
@LRRbot: Doran, Besieged by Time [1WBG] | Legendary Creature — Treefolk Druid [0/5] | Each creature spell you cast with toughness greater than its power costs {1} less to cast. / Whenever a creature you contr…
@LRRbot: Vinebred Brawler [2G] | Creature — Elf Berserker [4/2] | This creature must be blocked if able. / Whenever this creature attacks, another target Elf you control gets +2/+1 until end of turn.
@OVER-KiLL: 🫣
@LRRbot: Maralen, Fae Ascendant [2BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Faerie Noble [4/5] | Flying / Whenever Maralen or another Elf or Faerie you control enters, exile the top two cards of target opponent's libra…
@LRRbot: Gangly Stompling [2{R/G}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [4/2] | Changeling / Trample
@B__C__: Math is not for Attackers!
@OVER-KiLL: lol LRRbot burrying the lead ln Maralen
@contentcontentconsumer: Cheat step, activate mirror force?
@aceviru: Settle the milkshake
@Mumpermgm: Deflecting Palm
anhakha: Tbf, Graham was playing villainous wealth colours
Ty_Sylicus: Set looking good!
magical_writer: amazing game
MorganteMaggiore: just like her brother: she cause a lot of troubles
Pharmacistjudge: that was just degenerate
xantos69:
50 Bits.
thejadedthief: fantastic match
joeri_van: @MegaDosX Thanks, to be fair on the card they say "difference" the mathmatician in my can't handle it haha
BrowneePointz: also I just realized Maralen counts all elves she’s gonna be hilarious in commander cuz she counts tokens
maclenrac: Elf & Faerie magic combine
Sarah_Serinde:

lamina5432: it was good entertainment though
AugmentingPath: @Strebenherz thank you
WCOrangeTux: Oft-Nabbed Goats unite!!
TheWanderingNomad: Hey I'm not oft-nabbed!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: more goats goats goats
Dog_of_Myth:

control_rig:

Wiliart:

RandomTrivia:

Mindfire13: Baaa
feelingfroggo: the bleats when they say goat always gets me
insanecat6mtg:

tryllebanjo:

tehcrashxor: Nelson? I thought he was the 2026 version of Ian.
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Sarah_Serinde: @tehcrashxor Well they do record these in advance
AliceLovelin: Is this Rebecca gay? Aren't them all
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: i like cracking with Cameron's "inflate and slap" method
Jon_CoffeeRobot: whoof. I run an Abzan commander deck that only is allowed to play 1 mana spells and this is perfect
johnnylongtorso: there are a couple cards with art from Margaret Organ-Keen, who hasn't done Magic art since the 90s
BrowneePointz: yea this is one of the best set symbols since like Bloomburrow
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @BrowneePointz you don't like EOE's singularity?
LithelyUnshod: I believe the only Rebecca Guay is the serilaized Bitterbloom. Sam has a few though
Mr_Horrible: old Voracious Hatchling from Eventide
GasCityGaming: Snakes on a Mane
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theamc2000: the hatchling
terribleplan: Organ-Keen is a very metal last name.
theamc2000: what this is a video not live
themightygerg: Belligerent Hatchling
Mr_Horrible: it also had lifelink, hence the "voracious"
Bugberry: Voracious Hatchling
Bugberry: !card Voracious Hatchling
LRRbot: Voracious Hatchling [3{W/B}] | Creature — Elemental [6/6] | Lifelink / This creature enters with four −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever you cast a white spell, remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature. / Whenever you cast a black spell, remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature.
stippledotter: Who would benefit from instant elves? What a well-timed pre-record
maclenrac: Lurren
kumatsu: I loved Voracious Hatchling in draft
themightygerg: Awwww SO close
BrowneePointz: @threetwoonepantsoff EoE’s was okay but still a bit bulky. the BLB leaf and the ECL one are just clean
Mr_Horrible: @kumatsu I remember Sturdy Hatchling was really tough to deal with, too
ExachixKitsune: flurfolk
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: i definitely agree that ECL is clean and smooth. Very pretty
Sarah_Serinde: I definitely liked EoE's
Invitare: that's still pretty impressive!
itsaysTRUENO: dont let any flying fish watch this video
Marvoleath: OG Lorwyn had merfolk levitators
fanofmosteverything9: Sky swimming.
thraximore: I really like them
BrowneePointz: like I don’t know how to explain it directly, but ECL’s set symbol feels like old school Magic graphic design
TheWanderingNomad: Oh god a Reaping Willow
accountmadeforants: Dracular Flow: The raccoons are back!
BrowneePointz: reaping willow is such a good name
GamerCat88: the reaping leads to weeping
TheWanderingNomad: Holds Blight well
TurnoneChargingBadger: When are we getting Sleeping Willow
maclenrac: Recurs blighters
BrowneePointz: I really wanna draft the bw deck and have it come together
@OVER-KiLL: LAUGH @aceviru 🥤
@DarkMorford: Crack a pack? Crack a milkshake!
@Warninja1231: Well it wasn't even the mirror at times, there were plenty of changlings from ben lol
@lukeisstrange1533: Saw some early Malaren cEDH decks with Displacer Kitten yeah love her
@DarkMorford: Hi editor Matt!
@OVER-KiLL: so oft
@OVER-KiLL: birdbard
@artemi7: people are going to walk away with so many cards at the prerelease by accidentally stealing them with Maralen...
@pharmacistjudge: I don't think it happens that often. all the card are face up
@B__C__: What that elf picking his nose in the art?
@contentcontentconsumer: Riverguard Aerialist
@OVER-KiLL: Voracious Hatchling
@DarkMorford: Flying fish!
@OVER-KiLL: 🦁
@contentcontentconsumer: we stan a tall Rand
@B__C__: Foiling sucks. Stop foiling things Wizards if you can't do it right.
@OVER-KiLL: smart name
@OVER-KiLL: Reaping Willow
@artemi7: I do like Biblically Accurate Merfolk XD
fanofmosteverything9: Wiz-o'-War
EvilBadman: @accountmadeforants these raccoons got me movin' in shadows, castin' big natural spells, droppin' garbage so hot the tire fire can be seen from space
Bugberry: there's another merfolk manowar in this set at rare
Marvoleath: it barks at trees?
fanofmosteverything9: He'd like his bark back, though.
Jeangerarddela: I would've guessed he had a dog leashed to him
Marvoleath: !card silvergill adept
LRRbot: Silvergill Adept [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/1] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, reveal a Merfolk card from your hand or pay {3}. / When this creature enters, draw a card.
BrowneePointz: I like how we all shortcut to Silvergill adept cuz it was far and away the best of that cycle
TurnoneChargingBadger: Well clearly Bite of Doran would be a way better card
TurnoneChargingBadger: Since his bark is worse than his bite
A_Dub888: wizards got a lot of mileage out of behold for this set
IaCthulhuFthagn: I just want the Behold re-templated Murmuring Bosk.
fanofmosteverything9: They got convoke, so kind of.
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz I recall the Elf one wasn't too bad as a cheap deathtoucher.
GredGredmansson: !card murmuring bosk
LRRbot: Murmuring Bosk | Land — Forest | As this land enters, you may reveal a Treefolk card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. This land deals 1 damage to you.
accountmadeforants: @EvilBadman the raccoons in my head won't shut the hell up, they're telling me to go absolutely fucking stupid on them
control_rig: Oooooo
MorganteMaggiore: hot dang
LithelyUnshod: @Bugberry And IIRC it was a 3/3 for 1G
Bugberry: !card distant melody
LRRbot: Distant Melody [3U] | Sorcery | Choose a creature type. Draw a card for each permanent you control of that type.
BrowneePointz: distant melody!
Chenderle: so singing fills your mind with spells?
BrowneePointz: it got reprinted!
RealGamerCow: I really wish Twitch would stop downgrading my stream to 720p
feelingfroggo: could see play in allies
TeaGarrison: can’t remember who said it but it is a bit odd that they burned the convoke with artifacts creatures and/or lands effect on water bending. does seem like something that could otherwise become evergreen
MorganteMaggiore: distant melody not really played in pauper right now, as far as i'm aware
TurnoneChargingBadger: I guess the scarecrows transitioned to a democracy
A_Dub888: Reaper failed to pay his Azorious tax
fanofmosteverything9: Reaper King - Brago = This
BrowneePointz: fun fact: Scarecrows are the way they are cuz they were fashioned from Treefolk
feelingfroggo: in fairness, Azorius tends to have a lot of Monarch cards
Thefluffiestguineapig: That scarecrow has SEEN THINGS
GredGredmansson: i like the idea that it was only called King because it was a huge metal thing, but then the Phyrexian Invasion happened
Fruan: @GredGredmansson I also love that interpretation.
A_Dub888: ooh the commands are Kindred this time
TurnoneChargingBadger: My favorite command is Krenko's Command
Fruan: "I guess that horrible scarecrow is ok. Seen worse tho"
TurnoneChargingBadger: All the modes are create a goblin
BrowneePointz: yep Ashling’s is very good cuz it’s instant
GredGredmansson: and the first mode of all of them are "create a token that's a copy of target [creature type]"
TeaGarrison: my goyfs are liking all these playable kindred spells
falcn120: That is one of my favorite Christmas songs!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @TurnoneChargingBadger Choose two: Make a 1/1, make a 1/1, make a 1/1, make a 1/1
fanofmosteverything9: @Fruan A Reaper Duke at most. Maybe a Viscount.
lamina5432: snowmizer and heatmizer are great "Fae" beings
Chenderle: izzet doing izzet things
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BrowneePointz: Trystan’s is very powerful, but also 6 mana and sorcery
Mr_Horrible: one-sided pyroclasm and draw 2, love to get a 4-for-1 at instant speed
GredGredmansson: i don't remember all of them
@B__C__: WOOF!
@OVER-KiLL: 🪵🛡
@aceviru: No, merfolk don't get such good abilities. Bouncing is just a thing they often do. At least not for that cheap
@DarkMorford: I still want "Rimekin" to be a tribe of rappers. More like "Rhymekin" 🤣
@B__C__: I beholding a merfolk, see?
@aceviru: is not*
@artemi7: @DarkMorford We'll see that in the next Unset probably
@OVER-KiLL: Rhymesayers
@B__C__: But iron them first.
@aceviru: That card is so good, beautiful and finally 2 bodies on a card.
@lukeisstrange1533: Distant Melody
@Mumpermgm: Ovika loves it!
@artemi7: I remember crushing people with Distant Melody in the original set
@lukeisstrange1533: But this one also reminds me very much of Transcendant Message which is XUUUU for a instant with convoke that draws X cards
@DarkMorford: Jund em out
@B__C__: A totally colorless card in Commander if they mess with the color ID rules
@lukeisstrange1533: And who is the king now if not the reaper?
@B__C__: You da King!
@OVER-KiLL: the art style on these are all sick
@artemi7: Wait if multiple creatures die at once to the Reaper, do you pick one? Or do you get them all since its the same instance
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@aceviru: Yeah the art director was previously involved in the recent Eldraine set
@IronLucario2012: @artemi7 pick one, i think, since it's 'whenever a creature' not 'whenever one or more creatures'
@pharmacistjudge: Let's say you black sun zenith and kill a bunch of creatures with counters at the same time
@artemi7: @B__C__ I highly suspect (hope?) that hybrid and twobrid will be handled differently...
Bugberry: -1/-1 counters not working cleanly with grow creatures is one of the reasons they don't use them more often. limited design space.
MegaDosX: Stupid sexy Oko
Invitare: he's standing
johnnylongtorso: oh my
lamina5432: thats a kpop face
margieargie: well HELLO there...
Chenderle: oko: "'sup"
MorganteMaggiore: @Invitare not for long
BrowneePointz: @gredgredmansson Sygg’s would be better but sorcery stings
johnnylongtorso: Oko has entered his twunk era
Bruceski: You may pay G. If you do, Oko sits.
Furrytractor: Become a changeling: Forever
deadaim97: Hey it's oko again noice
accountmadeforants: @johnnylongtorso Entered?
TheWanderingNomad: @accountmadeforants I'm pretty sure he showed up his Twunk Era
BrowneePointz: he’s not a twunk either
BrowneePointz: he’s just a gym rat
MorganteMaggiore: i mean, when ever oko created problems, i'm sure it's fine
fanofmosteverything9: Cards that can win you the game on their own... and Tibalt.
neisan2112: Also a fog for a bit
Furrytractor: Honestly, Oko doesn't seem too crazy
BrowneePointz: Oko seems unassuming but he’s honestly annoying to attack into and makes a bunch of power
Furrytractor: If it DOES live, having 2 elks on the turn after IS good
Thefluffiestguineapig: They clearly saw the last Oko and at least dialed it back 10 notches
BrowneePointz: still not sure if he’s GOOD but I think he’s better than I first thought
Travilogue: The mythical world of collector booster draft.... that you can see next Friday
BrowneePointz: @thefluffiestguineapig last Oko was the OTJ one which was…also just fine
MorganteMaggiore: @Travilogue how very decadent
Jon_CoffeeRobot: A Cori appears!
fanofmosteverything9: The MtG equivalent of lighting a cigar with a $100 bill.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Right, which they had dialed back too far from the previous one which was pre-banned right? Or am I thinking of something else like Nadu?
n3ther: Cori!
n3ther: Paul is always here, always listening
l00tloot: Thanks for having me its great to be here!
A_Dub888: uh ohhhh, rippyyyy
Chenderle: the damn is breached
TheWanderingNomad: @Thefluffiestguineapig I think you're thinking of Nadu. OG Oko was a menace but I don't think they realized how much until after an event or two
RockPusher: Little rippies for little grippies
EvilBadman: you rip each corner and dunk it into Tea or Coffee
BrowneePointz: I’d love to hear Cori’s thoughts on the art as someone who does art
LRRbot: Brambleback Brute [2R] | Creature — Giant Warrior [4/5] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {1}{R}, Remove a counter from this creature: Target creature can't block this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Reluctant Dounguard [2W] | Creature — Kithkin Soldier [4/4] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever another creature you control enters while this creature has a −1/−1 counter on it, remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature.
n3ther: yep brute is gonna be a menace in draft
BrowneePointz: it’s an archaic spelling
tehcrashxor: Dawn Guard!
ExhaustedElox: @WCOrangeTux "It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. And then the Dragons arrived."
3PlayerPolitics: love that gentle offcamera Paul trademark "helloo"
jarnatan: Reluctant Nite Watcher
LRRbot: Shore Lurker [3W] | Creature — Merfolk Scout [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, surveil 1.
johnnylongtorso: dtg, down to guard
Bugberry: down in an earlier round
fanofmosteverything9: Reluctantly down to guard.
TheWanderingNomad:
@n3ther But the Brute gives unblockable not Menace 
MorganteMaggiore: shure looker
n3ther:

LRRbot: Run Away Together [1U] | Instant | Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.
TeaGarrison: it’s like how gaol is jail
LSRubin: @ExhaustedElox and then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked
BrowneePointz: I think “down” cuz th Kithkin live in burrows
Chenderle: AWWWWW
TheWriterAleph:
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LRRbot: Flaring Cinder [1{U/R}{U/R}] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [3/2] | When this creature enters and whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Jeangerarddela: A rimekin, no?
AugmentingPath: might be a fairy and a rimekin?
fanofmosteverything9: How it feels to chew 5 Gum.
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@B__C__: I hope they aren't touched.
@OVER-KiLL: birdbard
@pharmacistjudge: Once you say Yes to any of them, you are locked out from doing it for the rest of the triggers
@vegas_party_animal7737: Nelson not knowing who snowmiser and heatmiser are…..are we sure he’s a dad?
@B__C__: Gee. I wish I could see the art and rules text against the foiling.
@OVER-KiLL: ⛄️
@artemi7: I kinda wish they moved the card back and forth a little to show off the foil a bit better.
@B__C__: @vegas_party_animal7737 He's a dad from this century.
@OVER-KiLL: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
@aceviru: no goats:c
@OVER-KiLL: Respect and Blessings @Paul
@LRRbot: Brambleback Brute [2R] | Creature — Giant Warrior [4/5] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {1}{R}, Remove a counter from this creature: Target creature can't block this turn. Act…
@B__C__: I blame Serge. He's my frantic scapegoat.
@LRRbot: Reluctant Dounguard [2W] | Creature — Kithkin Soldier [4/4] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever another creature you control enters while this creature has a −1/−1 counte…
@LRRbot: Shore Lurker [3W] | Creature — Merfolk Scout [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, surveil 1.
@artemi7: So Cori is allowed to just shuffle this pack directly into her deck, right? XD
@LRRbot: Run Away Together [1U] | Instant | Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.
@LRRbot: Flaring Cinder [1{U/R}{U/R}] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [3/2] | When this creature enters and whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a ca…
LRRbot: Eclipsed Merrow [{W/U}{W/U}{W/U}] | Creature — Merfolk Scout [2/3] | When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a Merfolk, Plains, or Island card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Bugberry: A Valentines themed deck with all of the romance cards in one would be funny.
flying_purple__eater: @Jeangerarddela you are correct
invickthus: soooo gorgeous.
LRRbot: Morcant's Eyes [1G] | Kindred Enchantment — Elf | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. / {4}{G}{G}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Create X 2/2 black and green Elf creature tokens, where X is the number of Elf cards in your graveyard. Activate only as a sorcery.
GredGredmansson: so now its just the Elemental one that we haven't seen pretty sure
TeaGarrison: moisturized, hydrated. staying in her lane
n3ther: the whole package
n3ther: boosters and coffee
invickthus: I do completely trust Serge's nose in this moment.
fanofmosteverything9: Wow, there are four Food tokens in this pack.
LRRbot: Explosive Prodigy [1R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [1/1] | Vivid — When this creature enters, it deals X damage to target creature an opponent controls, where X is the number of colors among permanents you control.
LoadingReadyRun: What does Ryu do on Lorwyn? Just Shore Lurkin'
x0den: Damn serge. By smell alone.
lamina5432: coffee tricks
BrowneePointz: Boooo Paul Booooo
MrSarkhan:
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MorganteMaggiore: prodigy probably is my favourite elemental art of the set
Chenderle: "Vivid" just makes me think of "In Living Color"
Manitu_25: if coffee was a drug, serge could be a narc-dog lol
Marvoleath: !mtgecl
LRRbot: Unwelcome Sprite [1U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flying / Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, surveil 2.
anhakha: @loadingreadyrun hooray!
Marvoleath:
oh, it's mod only command 
TeaGarrison:

Juliamon: !mtgecl
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RandomTrivia: Unwelcome Sprite, also known as Diet Lemonade
Simonark: Next up, surprising facts about the time Vega and Chun Li went to Shandalar!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: (everyone in chat, load it in a browser even if you've already signed up for a prerelease at your LGS)
LRRbot: Chronicle of Victory [6] | Legendary Artifact | As Chronicle of Victory enters, choose a creature type. / Creatures you control of the chosen type get +2/+2 and have first strike and trample. / Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen type, draw a card.
fanofmosteverything9: Is Sierra Mist okay?
Ty_Sylicus: Vivid reminds me of the old Vivid lands cycle. Used to play those in every 2012 EDH Deck.
jarnatan: Unwelcome Sprite? Is this a Mountain Dew house?
Chenderle: awwww
RandomTrivia:

LSRubin: "unwelcome sprite" do we think someone messed up Gavin's Diet Coke order and he got salty about it?
n3ther: eww throw away those feelings (actually don't)
Sarah_Serinde: It *is* really cool
BrowneePointz: this card will stay pricey btw. cuz Commander
hidingbox: The cooler coat of arms
TeaGarrison: Redwall vibes
MorganteMaggiore: i love that they are keeping the phyrexian's bus
RandomTrivia: It gives me the same vibes of "oh no there is HISTORY here" as I got from the start of TotK
LRRbot: Subterfuge [4U] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/5] | When this creature enters, target creature gains flying and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards" until end of turn. / Encore {7}{U}{U}
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Chenderle: @RandomTrivia ya, definitely
fanofmosteverything9: That many!
BrowneePointz: also bird dolphin!
Fruan: I love my Dolphin/Lizard/Dragonfly/Hawk son
GamerCat88: dolphin eagle and dragonfly
LRRbot: Kirol, Attentive First-Year [1{R/W}{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Cleric [3/3] | Tap two untapped creatures you control: Copy target triggered ability you control. You may choose new targets for the copy. Activate only once each turn.
BrowneePointz: Nonbiney aren’t they?
LRRMTG_Judge:
reminder that coat of arms and changeling: you buff equal to the number of creatures that share a type. not the number of ways you share types. 
fanofmosteverything9: They/them mayhem.
MorganteMaggiore: they
definenull: *they
BrowneePointz: or am I forgetting
LilyOfTheVeil666: They*
Jon_CoffeeRobot: more Strixhaven nerds incoming
Jesper_aka_Mordachai: SUP-TRRR-FUUU-G
ContingentCat:

RandomTrivia: Like the ones on Ixalan
Bugberry: the story mentions only one of their parents is descended from flying vampires.
LRRbot: Rimefire Torque [1U] | Artifact | As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. / Whenever a permanent you control of the chosen type enters, put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}, Remove three charge counters from this artifact: When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
MegaDosX: Yeah they can
definenull: same, g
control_rig: CORI
Bugberry: those rimes are fire
thraximore: I mean
invickthus: coulda sworn she just said rimfire twerk, and like mood.
LRRbot: Sapling Nursery [6GG] | Enchantment | Affinity for Forests / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 3/4 green Treefolk creature token with reach. / {1}{G}, Exile this enchantment: Treefolk and Forests you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Run Away Together works with any two creature types
Jesper_aka_Mordachai: oh noooes!!
BrowneePointz: rimfire is what happens after too much Taco Bell
MegaDosX: That tree is so baked
Pharmacistjudge: Serge did you infect Cori?
n3ther: this baked Tree
Chenderle: : )
jarnatan: Me in the hot tub
LSRubin: that sound you hear is every fanfic writer overclocking their hard drive at once
accountmadeforants: This is amazing
RandomTrivia:

Vandristine: Rimfire torque is after the taco bell
Tom_Bruise: That is precious
feelingfroggo: I love him so much
LoadingReadyRun: Rimefire Touque
Jesper_aka_Mordachai:

fanofmosteverything9: This face concerns me.
Dog_of_Myth:

munocard: MOOD
EvilBadman: Me, nursing my Saplings
s0lesurviv0r: Omo, Queen of Vesuva eating good from this set
Spacecarl: also this card seems busted
TriseAlpha: Oh hey, it's Wispy Woods!
TheWriterAleph: "problem?"
MorganteMaggiore: clip it, that's the ticket
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Deku Tree & Koroks
Bugberry: feels very 80s for some reason I can't describe
Blip2004: Taking a bath with Dad
antiheld1800: bet this tree has a rimfire
Marvoleath: the Nursery has best art, in both variants
lamina5432: peak art
ContingentCat: sometimes you just want to be soup
TheWanderingNomad: Why Is this Treefolk so smug?
TurnoneChargingBadger: CLEARLY you don't own an heir fryer
dmark312: look at all those bonslys
Mr_Horrible: they turned the xdd tree into a card, amazing
BrowneePointz: this set is gonna supercharge it Graham
s0lesurviv0r: Ashaya!!!
TeaGarrison: this card rules.
Oxdans: looks like a reference of an old disney short
Chenderle:

Pharmacistjudge: is this supposed to be reach of branches callback?
DeM0nFiRe: tree like ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
ElektroTal: i don't like what this tree implies. it's a 1970s tree at a swingers party
l00tloot: this is me protecting my 17 pieces of interaction instead of adding more lands
control_rig: Those are Koroks
fanofmosteverything9: So many little Deku Trees.
BrowneePointz: cuz it’s a nursery!
EvilBadman: Is one of these Tree Karn
TeaGarrison: Yavimya has entered the chat
Szyael: these "little babies" are 3/4s
chrono2x: Studio Ghibli vibes in a weird way
Bugberry: little Bonslys
kailittu: They're Pikmin!
emperorchampion: they look like carrots
Chenderle: "what if trees were just like us"
anhakha: I love this with Ashaya
ElektroTal: i don't think i'd say treemen like that, kathleen, lol
Chenderle: nice transition
fanofmosteverything9: Flawless timing.
A_Dub888: *gasp* THING
TurnoneChargingBadger: @Chenderle Upcoming Pixar movie script
Juliamon: !mtgecl
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@LRRbot: Eclipsed Merrow [{W/U}{W/U}{W/U}] | Creature — Merfolk Scout [2/3] | When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a Merfolk, Plains, or Island card from among…
@bentbranch: I'm finally off work! I AM HERE TO WATCH MAGICAL CARDS.
@LRRbot: Morcant's Eyes [1G] | Kindred Enchantment — Elf | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. / {4}{G}{G}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Create X 2/2 black and green Elf creature tokens, where X is the…
@B__C__: Losing my religion...
@B__C__: No milkshakes?
@LRRbot: Explosive Prodigy [1R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [1/1] | Vivid — When this creature enters, it deals X damage to target creature an opponent controls, where X is the number of colors among perm…
@TheFluffiestZinogre: @B__C__ Milkshakes are for after the draft.
@aceviru: eyyyy
@LRRbot: Unwelcome Sprite [1U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flying / Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, surveil 2.
@LRRbot: Chronicle of Victory [6] | Legendary Artifact | As Chronicle of Victory enters, choose a creature type. / Creatures you control of the chosen type get +2/+2 and have first strike and trample. / Whene…
@DarkMorford: Unwelcome Sprite - "I ordered a 7-Up!"
@OVER-KiLL: sick tapestry
@LRRbot: Subterfuge [4U] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/5] | When this creature enters, target creature gains flying and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards" u…
@bentbranch: Tapes-whee
@B__C__: Looking at the art explains the card.
@bentbranch: Reading the card explains the art.
@LRRbot: Kirol, Attentive First-Year [1{R/W}{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Cleric [3/3] | Tap two untapped creatures you control: Copy target triggered ability you control. You may choose new targets f…
@artemi7: As if players need any reason to play more Reliquary Towers
@LRRbot: Rimefire Torque [1U] | Artifact | As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. / Whenever a permanent you control of the chosen type enters, put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}, Remove t…
@B__C__: @bentbranch How did they fit a thousand words in the text box? Nevermind. 'Keywords.
@LRRbot: Sapling Nursery [6GG] | Enchantment | Affinity for Forests / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 3/4 green Treefolk creature token with reach. / {1}{G}, Exile this enchantment: Tr…
@bentbranch: That's a fiery rim.
@aceviru: we like to have fun here
@OVER-KiLL: LAUGH
@bentbranch: That is the most twenty past four PM look I've ever seen
@B__C__: Trees are people too!
@B__C__: Down Fido!
@artemi7: I think they called them Seedlings or something in a flavor text?
kumatsu: I'm very sad to miss this prerelease to go work a TCG event
LSRubin: Rampaging Bao-loths?
a_singular_stick: eclair
EvilBadman: mmm...those UTM codes
A_Dub888: ECLxLRR I ship it
MorganteMaggiore: wait... don't other people also learn the set codes?
Marvoleath: ECL XLRR sounds like a camera model
fanofmosteverything9: They're right there on the cards.
Bugberry: Wish it was Terramorphic Expanse for those original Time Spiral/Lorwyn standard vibes.
Orktopus:
The Alayna Danner art 
fanofmosteverything9: It also makes searching on Scryfall so much easier.
Simonark: When cracking packs, be careful not to tear your ECL.
TeaGarrison: I definitely don’t learn the set codes. most of the time when I see/hear them I have to do mental gymnastics to figure out what people are talking about
Strebenherz: Kathleen, a gremlin lover? SHOCKER
MorganteMaggiore: i mostly learn them because they are very useful to use on scryfall
MegaDosX: @Simonark Exterior cruciate ligament
LRRbot:
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RevolverRossalot: Avatar being a Three Letter Acronym tickled me
LRRbot: Lys Alana Informant [1G] | Creature — Elf Scout [3/1] | When this creature enters or dies, surveil 1.
MorganteMaggiore: @RevolverRossalot how so?
fanofmosteverything9: Plus there was that beautiful stretch of time where the sets went BRO ONE MOM WOE.
RandomTrivia: Kathleen feels deep affinity for mischievous little bastards, surprising no one
RealGamerCow: "I have the upper girl"
RevolverRossalot: @MorganteMaggiore It's TLA!
singinnonsense: they keep printing that creature
MorganteMaggiore: @RevolverRossalot yeah.. the last airbender?
LRRbot: Crossroads Watcher [2G] | Creature — Kithkin Ranger [3/3] | Trample / Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: It's over Anakin! I have the upper-th-the-uh-the-trees!
LRRbot: Gnarlbark Elm [2B] | Creature — Treefolk Warlock [3/4] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {2}{B}, Remove two counters from this creature: Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
Chenderle: 3 colors online
RandomTrivia: I... NEED... a plushie of Squeakwing
RevolverRossalot: @MorganteMaggiore Yup. I'm more used to TLA being short for Three Letter Acronym, which is an accurate description.
vinopinguino: I need the adventures of Squeakwing and Fleem
MorganteMaggiore: @RevolverRossalot uh... ironic
LoadingReadyRun:
ECC cards (the ECL commander set) will at least be cheaper the ECC RAM 
theamc2000: that includes stun counters
fanofmosteverything9: Squeakwing and Squen, in theaters this summer.
MorganteMaggiore: @LoadingReadyRun ... golf clap? golf clap
LRRbot: Foraging Wickermaw [2] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [1/3] | When this creature enters, surveil 1. / {1}: Add one mana of any color. This creature becomes that color until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
themightygerg: Just another day in Looooorwyyyyyn
WCOrangeTux: Scarecrow!!!!
GredGredmansson: it also changes its own color for effects that care about that
LRRbot: Safewright Cavalry [3G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [4/4] | This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature. / {5}: Target Elf you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
glitched_goddess:
more scarecrow love in this set 
Fruan: I could really go for a mug of breakfast mush right about now...
MegaDosX: Big elf. Or a belf.
fanofmosteverything9: Simply be large.
theamc2000: inverted menace
themightygerg: Quick Shoutout: If you haven't watched the MTG intro video for ECL you NEED TO.
WCOrangeTux: @glitched_goddess Scarecrows are my favorite!
fanofmosteverything9: There are Muppets. It's wonderful.
FaceSigma: I loved Shadowmoor for the Scarecrows! SICK
LoadingReadyRun: The Law of the Bog
MorganteMaggiore: ah yes, the log
MTGDiversity: it's true, we have video evidence of Kathleen blocking in the past
glitched_goddess: @fanofmosteverything9 we muppet fans eating good this January
GredGredmansson: i thought there would be more Scarecrows in this set after all the ones we saw in Duskmourn
vinopinguino: Wetlands, surprisingly dry
Chichen: This is Big Bog propaganda
LRRbot: Pummeler for Hire [4G] | Creature — Giant Mercenary [4/4] | Vigilance, reach / Ward {2} / When this creature enters, you gain X life, where X is the greatest power among Giants you control.
RandomTrivia:
The Law of the Bog is recorded by putting Fen to paper 
RazzleFlabben: big fan of productive ecosystems
TeaGarrison: Law of the Bog de bom de bom diggy diggy
lightfut: Bog witch would be at home on lorwyn I'm sure
Marvoleath: swamps are also one of a few ways that we can get ancient textiles preserved for anthropological research
Bacon_Trail: Bob Boglaw, Law of the Bog
@jjcard: finally caught back up to live after having to pause it for awhile
@bentbranch: GRAVELGILL AXESHARK MENTIONED!
@lukeisstrange1533: Kathleen had a Oona deck for a lot of Friday Nights episodes
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@LRRbot: Lys Alana Informant [1G] | Creature — Elf Scout [3/1] | When this creature enters or dies, surveil 1.
@B__C__: She likes us! She really likes us!!
@bentbranch: Infor.... MANT!
@artemi7: Hey wait a second, wasn't this a cat before?
@LRRbot: Crossroads Watcher [2G] | Creature — Kithkin Ranger [3/3] | Trample / Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Gnarlbark Elm [2B] | Creature — Treefolk Warlock [3/4] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {2}{B}, Remove two counters from this creature: Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of …
@OVER-KiLL: birdbard
@OsthatoAlfakyn: yeah, it’s been a dog too actually
@bentbranch: Bir-ard
@DarkMorford: BIRD BARD
@B__C__: Squeakwing is just spillover from Avatar, the Last Airbender.
@LRRbot: Foraging Wickermaw [2] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [1/3] | When this creature enters, surveil 1. / {1}: Add one mana of any color. This creature becomes that color until end of turn. Activate onl…
@jjcard: poor LRRBot, these cards are too long and they're getting cut off
@OVER-KiLL: lotsa...
@LRRbot: Safewright Cavalry [3G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [4/4] | This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature. / {5}: Target Elf you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
@OVER-KiLL: so oft
@B__C__: Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER's text is so long it has a third side.
@AlienNanobots: we stan a marsh
@LRRbot: Pummeler for Hire [4G] | Creature — Giant Mercenary [4/4] | Vigilance, reach / Ward {2} / When this creature enters, you gain X life, where X is the greatest power among Giants you control.
@bentbranch: It's just a prism at that point @B__C__
@OVER-KiLL: Big Gob Energy
@bentbranch: Goblinergy.
hidingbox: Is that just an off version of law of the borg?
keyforgealchemist: Bob Law's Bog Law Law Blog
MorganteMaggiore: @hidingbox isn't law of the borg just phyrexian's law?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Marvoleath Not swamps, specifically bogs those two have very different pH and temperatures. You can also get preserved wood and things in bogs
vinopinguino: Prediction for reality fracture: merging of planes, we get lorwyn smushed with Eldraine
RandomTrivia:
@81ackR0se I appreciate that you took the time to log in to your own twitch account just to pun me 
fanofmosteverything9: Love keyword soup green uncommons.
OldUncleDan: Green creatures, amiright?
MorganteMaggiore: blocks really well faeries
LRRbot: Creakwood Safewright [1B] | Creature — Elf Warrior [5/5] | This creature enters with three −1/−1 counters on it. / At the beginning of your end step, if there is an Elf card in your graveyard and this creature has a −1/−1 counter on it, remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature.
feelingfroggo: my peasant cube is getting some real heat with eclipsed
hidingbox: @MorganteMaggiore I guess, but then are bogs identified with a Phyrexian nature
feelingfroggo: serge squeak
fanofmosteverything9: Who's hiring this pummeler, anyway?
TurnoneChargingBadger: @Thefluffiestguineapig Mostly peat bogs, right?
LRRbot: Dundoolin Weaver [1G] | Creature — Kithkin Druid [2/1] | When this creature enters, if you control three or more creatures, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
stippledotter: @vinopinguino Due to the fracture, preparing for a Loredrain
LRRbot: Scarblade Scout [1B] | Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, mill two cards.
MorganteMaggiore: lands and spells keep being really solid
LoadingReadyRun:
I like that some creatures are mythical beings of pure mana, pulled from the aether by awesome magics and some are just a random guy who answered a help wanted ad
Marvoleath:
@Thefluffiestguineapig thanks, in my native language they are all called the same 
glitched_goddess: Loredrain: Because Elwyn is copyrighted
EvilBadman: Whaddya gonna do, elf me? Person getting elved.
LSRubin: it's also a mystery, everyone must stand alone...
MorganteMaggiore: who would win: an elder dragon, or twelve 1/1 insect with flying?
n3ther: when is the MTG derby video game
fanofmosteverything9: @LoadingReadyRun At least when planeswalkers post ghost jobs, they're looking for actual ghosts.
hidingbox: @LoadingReadyRun What would be the call for planeswalkers then you think Paul?
OldUncleDan: Fun fact: Tom Cochrane is Canadian!
Fruan: Can you imagine the Shadowmoor traffic? No one using turn signals, lanes aren't even a suggestion. Utter chaos.
kumatsu: ONE Singular attacker, bigger than the blocks she makes
glitched_goddess: Super MTG Kart
GredGredmansson:
[BIG] 
johnnylongtorso: he is a big
LRRbot: Nightmare Sower [3B] | Creature — Faerie Assassin [2/3] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature.
lojer: I choose to believe that Lorwyn has car wildshape
MorganteMaggiore: what is the font for the life counter called?
LRRbot: Aurora Awakener [6G] | Creature — Giant Druid [7/7] | Trample / Vivid — When this creature enters, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X permanent cards, where X is the number of colors among permanents you control. Put any number of those permanent cards onto the battlefield, then put the rest of the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.
vinopinguino: The changelings would turn into cars
fanofmosteverything9: Oh, heck yes.
theamc2000: ramo!
EvilBadman: 2 lands inc
theamc2000: ramp!
MorganteMaggiore: aurora awakkener? in this game, in your deck, located in this kitchen?
RandomTrivia:

Marvoleath: @MorganteMaggiore hentimps circle iirc
feelingfroggo: I love that art
Marvoleath: @MorganteMaggiore circlet*
glitched_goddess: there’s so many cards this set I’ve seen and thought “I need that on a playmat”
LRRbot: Feisty Spikeling [1{R/W}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/1] | Changeling / During your turn, this creature has first strike.
LRRbot: Pummeler for Hire [4G] | Creature — Giant Mercenary [4/4] | Vigilance, reach / Ward {2} / When this creature enters, you gain X life, where X is the greatest power among Giants you control.
MorganteMaggiore: @Marvoleath ah cool thx
fanofmosteverything9: No non-compete clause.
MTGDiversity: that's some brave toying with murphy's law to talk about land that much there
RandomTrivia: That was quite the card
hidingbox: instant board
TurnoneChargingBadger: @MorganteMaggiore "Yes!"
Spades_Slicc: @MTGDiversity Murphy isn't real and laws are a social construct
MorganteMaggiore: @MTGDiversity something something theros and hubris
maclenrac: gain 7
LoadingReadyRun: @fanofmosteverything9 he was very clear about being for hire
fanofmosteverything9: Good thing we're not on Theros.
NotCainNorAbel:
500
@artemi7: I'm sure they'll get Specialize working in paper eventually
@OVER-KiLL: Goblenergy
@OVER-KiLL: godblessyou
@bentbranch: Thanks, my nose was running.
@LRRbot: Creakwood Safewright [1B] | Creature — Elf Warrior [5/5] | This creature enters with three −1/−1 counters on it. / At the beginning of your end step, if there is an Elf card in your graveyard and thi…
@LRRbot: Dundoolin Weaver [1G] | Creature — Kithkin Druid [2/1] | When this creature enters, if you control three or more creatures, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
@LRRbot: Scarblade Scout [1B] | Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, mill two cards.
@luciger_globus: giant for hire reference in name only?
@B__C__: Famous last words.
@lukeisstrange1533: But life is a highway D:
@artemi7: How did Life is a Highway not make it into Aetherdrift?
@bentbranch: You could say it was rascally flat.
@OVER-KiLL: Love is a Vampire
@LRRbot: Nightmare Sower [3B] | Creature — Faerie Assassin [2/3] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature.
@aceviru: Time to return to Aetherdrift then
@bentbranch: Ka... Chow...
@LRRbot: Aurora Awakener [6G] | Creature — Giant Druid [7/7] | Trample / Vivid — When this creature enters, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X permanent cards, where X is the number …
@artemi7: 2Aether2Drift
@B__C__: Start your engines!
@jjcard: now that song is stuck in my head
@OVER-KiLL: 2 Drift Too Furious
@artemi7: lol that's a Giant Druid, but I read "Giant Dad" at first and had a Dark Souls flashback
@LRRbot: Feisty Spikeling [1{R/W}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/1] | Changeling / During your turn, this creature has first strike.
@LRRbot: Pummeler for Hire [4G] | Creature — Giant Mercenary [4/4] | Vigilance, reach / Ward {2} / When this creature enters, you gain X life, where X is the greatest power among Giants you control.
@OVER-KiLL: gain 7 sheeesh
@bentbranch: Kathleen is back in it!
@B__C__: Aetherdrift 2: Kamigawa Drift
@artemi7: That was a giant turn
@bentbranch: @artemi7 Ayyyy
@TheFluffiestZinogre: 7 mana, gain 7 life, get a 7/7, a 4/4, anda 2/1.. sounds good to me.
TapOrPass: LoadingReadyRun
LRRbot: Surly Farrier [1G] | Creature — Kithkin Citizen [2/2] | {T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains vigilance until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
BusTed:

NewtyNewts: Aw dinjer
RandomTrivia: I do farry, and don't call me Surly
LRRbot: Encumbered Reejerey [1W] | Creature — Merfolk Soldier [5/4] | This creature enters with three −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever this creature becomes tapped while it has a −1/−1 counter on it, remove a −1/−1 counter from it.
johnnylongtorso: Surly only looks out for one person: Surly!
TurnoneChargingBadger: Encumbered Jerry
fanofmosteverything9: Growing Coral Merfolk
hidingbox: I imagine it would be awkward whenever the creature in question answers the same ad for both sides
couchboyj: And station!
kumatsu: yo we got biscuits?
drewm1022: British biscuits or American biscuits?
RealGamerCow: bikky bikky dinghy dinghy
EvilBadman: bicky and gravin
fanofmosteverything9: I'll take either.
glitched_goddess: biscuits and gravy sound amazing rn
drewm1022: I could murder some b's and g's.
fanofmosteverything9: I do enjoy the Bee Gees.
LoadingReadyRun:
I bet Surly Farrier would be surprised and hurt to know that everyone calls him Surly behind his back.
TurnoneChargingBadger: @fanofmosteverything9 In Magic, would they be the Gee Gees?
LRRbot: Blight Rot [2B] | Instant | Put four −1/−1 counters on target creature.
LRRbot:
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maclenrac: Welcome to Slangtown, we got the biscuits
IaCthulhuFthagn: @drewm1022 Toe biscuits.
WandersWithBlender: does that giant have ward?
Vandristine: giant has ward 2
Dr_fragenstien: I love -1/-1 counters as a treat. It's such interesting design space
ElektroTal: look, as a hapatra enjoyer, i am thrilled to death to pull out the red dice
drewm1022: Hapatra is one of my oldest edh decks.
kailittu: Same!
glitched_goddess: it’s always cool to see things that are typically bad used in ways that make it good
feelingfroggo: biggie blocks was the failed kid-friendly album for notorious BIG
LoadingReadyRun: either I get out of this or not. 50/50 chance
Flyingdelorion: Well, the are already extinct, so killing dinos would be difficult....
LRRbot: Aurora Awakener [6G] | Creature — Giant Druid [7/7] | Trample / Vivid — When this creature enters, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X permanent cards, where X is the number of colors among permanents you control. Put any number of those permanent cards onto the battlefield, then put the rest of the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.
@B__C__: Big Druid Energy.
@LRRbot: Surly Farrier [1G] | Creature — Kithkin Citizen [2/2] | {T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains vigilance until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
@LRRbot: Encumbered Reejerey [1W] | Creature — Merfolk Soldier [5/4] | This creature enters with three −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever this creature becomes tapped while it has a −1/−1 counter on it, remove …
@B__C__: I feel like a lot of this has to do with the fact you do not want to mix +1/+1 and -1/-1 counters in the same draft environment.
@B__C__: As the room burns around her.
@bentbranch: I'm just really enjoying seeing Lorwyn again... am I crazy?
@LRRbot: Blight Rot [2B] | Instant | Put four −1/−1 counters on target creature.
@artemi7: There were a number of Shadowmoor creatures that did this with -1/-1 counters, so I guess those are refrencing that
@LRRbot:
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@B__C__: Depends. This might be a hallucination in which case....
@jjcard: I wonder if a card that changes the rules so +1/+1 and -1/-1 counters to not cancel out anymore works within the rules?
@artemi7: That feels like an Uncard? Removing entire state based actions doesn't feel black border to me?
@jaolen: So something i learned today is that things still have +1/+1 and -1/-1 counters on them at the same time until state based actions checked
@jaolen: Yeah like, it “should” work within the rules because it just removes the state-based check, right? But it “shouldn’t” be a normal black-bordered card
@B__C__: Yes, it makes the judges go insane. "So which of those three colors of dice is the -1/-1 counters, and which are the Invulnerability counters and...."
@LRRbot: Aurora Awakener [6G] | Creature — Giant Druid [7/7] | Trample / Vivid — When this creature enters, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X permanent cards, where X is the number …
LRRbot: Formidable Speaker [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [2/4] | When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}, {T}: Untap another target permanent.
theamc2000: world champ
imweasel09: having glasses as a lorwyn elf is probably not great
MorganteMaggiore: would an elf from lorwyn with glasses be accepted?
theamc2000: it seems so
fanofmosteverything9: He's just that formidable a speaker.
MorganteMaggiore: a shaun of the elf
TurnoneChargingBadger: So for Javier's 2nd championship, will they reprint fervent champion or make another card in his likeness?
Ktolos: shouldn’t one of the giants in Kathleen’s graveyard be in cori’s?
LRRbot: Trystan, Callous Cultivator [2G] (back: Trystan, Penitent Culler) | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Trystan, Callous Cultivator, mill three cards. Then if there is an Elf card in your graveyard, you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {B}. If you do, transform Trystan.
MTGDiversity: next unset will now include Shawna Farman
GredGredmansson: everyone thinks they are fashion only and don't realize they are functional
LRRbot: Dawnhand Eulogist [3B] | Creature — Elf Warlock [3/3] | Menace / When this creature enters, mill three cards. Then if there is an Elf card in your graveyard, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
ThanhtTheBoss:
I think this Trystan art is creepier than the Kithkin
Pharmacistjudge: and he says what he meant
AugmentingPath: no, don't get milled dawnhand eulogist you're so pretty aha
LRRbot: Heirloom Auntie [2B] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [4/4] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever another creature you control dies, surveil 1, then remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature.
Wiliart: Remove a -1/-1 creature from this counter?
LRRbot: Feisty Spikeling [1{R/W}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/1] | Changeling / During your turn, this creature has first strike.
fanofmosteverything9: Game actions are important enrichment.
LoadingReadyRun: Auntie, you're not old, you're *heirloom*!
Dog_of_Myth:

Diabore: Cori draw?
AugmentingPath: Cast 20 white or green spells on camera
GredGredmansson: have we drawn for turn yet?
ElektroTal: we're all just trying to get the winter achievements
RandomTrivia: Cori might accidentally pass her turn
glitched_goddess: I mean to be fair
LRRbot: Chitinous Graspling [3{G/U}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [3/4] | Changeling / Reach
Furrytractor: Ya know those Shapshifters look like they will be useful in Vivid decks
MorganteMaggiore: i'm gonna get SO MANY cards and token signed from this set
fanofmosteverything9: RKF and funny little guys simply do not go together.
WandersWithBlender: We've reached three different pronunciations of "chitinous" in one stream. Can we hit four?
WandersWithBlender: It's up to Cori
GredGredmansson: yeah the common shapeshifter cycle is all for the non-typal color pairs
Anubis169: Hmmz0rs...
AugmentingPath: Oh, cool, that's Richard Kane Ferguson
RandomTrivia: Richard Kane Ferguson did Richard Kane Ferguson things and it's amazing
vinopinguino: The new Bairn is adorable
rosesmcgee: All the changelings have the capacity to become Lovecraftian style cosmic horors, but they choose not to.
Marvoleath: "Sure, I know what a weird little guy looks like, no problem"
LRRbot: Crossroads Watcher [2G] | Creature — Kithkin Ranger [3/3] | Trample / Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Formidable Speaker [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [2/4] | When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then sh…
@pharmacistjudge: well you do know the un card Rules Lawyer does exist
@LRRbot: Trystan, Callous Cultivator [2G] (back: Trystan, Penitent Culler) | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Trystan, Callous Cultivator, m…
@ShutUpDoug: 3 drop etb tutor with an untap? cracked
@luciger_globus: do glasses qualify as an eyeblight
@LRRbot: Dawnhand Eulogist [3B] | Creature — Elf Warlock [3/3] | Menace / When this creature enters, mill three cards. Then if there is an Elf card in your graveyard, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2…
@artemi7: @luciger_globus I was just thinking that. Maybe elves think glasses are attractive, like Persona protags
@LRRbot: Heirloom Auntie [2B] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [4/4] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever another creature you control dies, surveil 1, then remove a −1/−1 counter from …
@LRRbot: Feisty Spikeling [1{R/W}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/1] | Changeling / During your turn, this creature has first strike.
@pharmacistjudge: historically the elves loved symmetry. so they are probably fine with glasses, unless your eyes are different prescriptions
@B__C__: @luciger_globus It's an equipment that removes the condition.
@OsthatoAlfakyn: losing the game for having 0 life is a state-based action and there’s several black-bordered cards that turn it off, so it wouldn’t be unprecedented. moreso a question of why
@OVER-KiLL: 🤔
@B__C__: My mom says "because."
@pharmacistjudge: the question is, does it make for interesting gameplay by making a card that carves the exception into the rule. Considering the rule rarely comes up unless you buld for it. I doubt it
@LRRbot: Chitinous Graspling [3{G/U}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [3/4] | Changeling / Reach
@artemi7: It's rad to see more RKF art
@andrewhodge6447: The Draw was so a Land
@TheCrimsonYoshi: oh man, I missed this whole thing bascially :/
@TheCrimsonYoshi: I'll have to watch the replay later
@OVER-KiLL: R.K.F. is 🔥
@B__C__: It's one of the cards of ALLLLL TIME!
@LRRbot: Crossroads Watcher [2G] | Creature — Kithkin Ranger [3/3] | Trample / Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
TeaGarrison: life is a resource, I’m gonna spend it all night long
EvilBadman: Shoving life into ones' cheeks like a squirrel
A_Dub888: Coriander Dickinson:Life Hoarder
AugmentingPath: @rosesmcgee only because Lovecraftian-style and Cosmic aren't creature types
LRRbot: Champion of the Weird [3B] | Creature — Goblin Berserker [5/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Goblin and exile it. / Pay 1 life, Blight 2: Target opponent blights 2. Activate only as a sorcery. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AugmentingPath Horror is a creature type though
stippledotter:
@TeaGarrison 
RandomTrivia: "Behold, a goblin!" *holds up a funny little guy*
n3ther: never sideboard. thanks for the lesson LRR!
OldUncleDan: "Champion of the Weird" Last name: Yankovic.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A good and valid thing to do...when you're defeated.
AugmentingPath:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Right, so their just Horrors, not necessarily Lovecraftian or Cosmic 
Pharmacistjudge: Nelson sideboarded a whole deck
johnnylongtorso: @OldUncleDan Al's Weirding
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@AugmentingPath Depends on their plane of origin IMO but that's just me 
Marvoleath: it's also a snail lookin fella
MorganteMaggiore: the process of releasing, and thereby providing relief from, strong or repressed emotions
a_singular_stick: oh wait it's like heroic reinforcements
lamina5432: gotta love new invocations
WCOrangeTux: Thank You, Graham!
LRRMTG_Judge: judges salute this position - Kumatsu o7
Molator: I'd keep it Kathleen
WCOrangeTux: o7
RandomTrivia:
Sometimes, it's important *not* to help your wife 
Spades_Slicc: Serge there are literally hundreds of rules in magic
MorganteMaggiore: or decrease
MorganteMaggiore: @Spades_Slicc at least 2
anhakha: If we don't believe in the math it can't hurt us.
mastershake29x: why is hating on math acceptable?
falcn120: Serge "Doesn't do math, doesn't read cards" Yegar
maclenrac: Just negative math
LRRbot: Creakwood Safewright [1B] | Creature — Elf Warrior [5/5] | This creature enters with three −1/−1 counters on it. / At the beginning of your end step, if there is an Elf card in your graveyard and this creature has a −1/−1 counter on it, remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature.
ThanhtTheBoss: Are we playing Magic by the vibes
Ty_Sylicus: Math is overrated.
aitsu100: Kathleen and G still showing how drift compatable they are
LRRbot: Prideful Feastling [2{W/B}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/3] | Changeling / Lifelink
DirectorStephanie: @thanhttheboss isn’t that the whole point?
Mindfire13: They really are married! Their minds align so much
falcn120:
Can we get some calculus in our return to Strixhaven. Let me do integrals for a bonus 
MorganteMaggiore: @mastershake29x because math is irrational
kumatsu: the Hatchling cycle was SO satisfying
ThanhtTheBoss: @DirectorStephanie Don't tell my husband, he'll point out he can count cards. *cough*
AugmentingPath: Prideful Feastling doing Voracious Cosplay
Greendrag13: I think its even calling back to the Voracious Hatchling with the "memories of carnage and hunger"!
MorganteMaggiore: Odo will be a changeling right?
LRRbot: Morcant's Loyalist [1BG] | Creature — Elf Warrior [3/2] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / When this creature dies, return another target Elf card from your graveyard to your hand.
DirectorStephanie: @morgantemaggiore the founder honours us!
LRRbot: Voracious Hatchling [3{W/B}] | Creature — Elemental [6/6] | Lifelink / This creature enters with four −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever you cast a white spell, remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature. / Whenever you cast a black spell, remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature.
WCOrangeTux: All this maths talk i find very funny as someone who unironically loves maths.
ElektroTal: there was, in fact, a time when math didn't exist in magic. If Math is for blockers, and Amonkhet block had no blockers, then it stands to reason that Amonkhet had no math
MorganteMaggiore: oh nice find graham
AugmentingPath: @MorganteMaggiore Probably, though they could do him as some other type of shapeshifter
DirectorStephanie:
@thanhttheboss as long as you don’t tell my boyfriend 
LRRbot: Trystan, Callous Cultivator [2G] (back: Trystan, Penitent Culler) | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Trystan, Callous Cultivator, mill three cards. Then if there is an Elf card in your graveyard, you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {B}. If you do, transform Trystan.
drewm1022: QED
LRRbot: Blossoming Defense [G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains hexproof until end of turn.
Mindfire13: Shrewd Hatchling was an interesting card to have in the first Magic deck I played (Duel Deck Izzet vs Golgari)
@OsthatoAlfakyn: yeah, i could maybe see something like “+1/+1 counters can’t be removed from creatures you control”, which i’m guessing would still cause -1/-1 counters to annihilate but not the +1/+1s?
@LRRbot: Champion of the Weird [3B] | Creature — Goblin Berserker [5/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Goblin and exile it. / Pay 1 life, Blight 2: Target opponent blights 2. Activate on…
@B__C__: Someone is hoping that life totals carry over from game to game.
@aceviru: Nelson side boarded in his entire deck and won again
@jrwilbur707: sideboard into a whole new 40 card deck haha
@artemi7: Sometimes your pool is multiple decks lol
@OVER-KiLL: Nelly and the 2 deck sealed plan
@jrwilbur707: this is the way lol
@B__C__: And sometimes your pool is just a cigar.
@jrwilbur707: during my EoE prerelease, a player went 0-2, we completely reconstructed his deck to at least net him a 1-2
@B__C__: Math is traditionally for blockers.
@LRRbot: Creakwood Safewright [1B] | Creature — Elf Warrior [5/5] | This creature enters with three −1/−1 counters on it. / At the beginning of your end step, if there is an Elf card in your graveyard and thi…
@LRRbot: Prideful Feastling [2{W/B}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/3] | Changeling / Lifelink
@LRRbot: Morcant's Loyalist [1BG] | Creature — Elf Warrior [3/2] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / When this creature dies, return another target Elf card from your graveyard to your hand.
@LRRbot: Voracious Hatchling [3{W/B}] | Creature — Elemental [6/6] | Lifelink / This creature enters with four −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever you cast a white spell, remove a −1/−1 counter from this creatur…
@jjcard: the reason I haven't gone to many pre-releases. I'm just not very good at sealed. I never do better then 1-2. and even that is when I have a newby opponey
@LRRbot: Trystan, Callous Cultivator [2G] (back: Trystan, Penitent Culler) | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Trystan, Callous Cultivator, m…
@LRRbot: Blossoming Defense [G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains hexproof until end of turn.
ThanhtTheBoss:
@DirectorStephanie 
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PorpoisesUnknown: I love that art!!
MegaDosX: Yeah this is one of the reversible ones
definenull: ooh the flippy shocks!
maclenrac: Super sleuth Graham
MorganteMaggiore: no surprise
revjakenash: if Nelson is watching please inform him I just won a game with Kaervek's Spite for off of lake of the dead in canlander
Pharmacistjudge: it's the second ever art. they finally gave it new art to blossoiming defense
DirectorStephanie: this set is going to be as bad if not worse for my wallet than FF was
MegaDosX: Oh it has Trystan in the flavour text
PorpoisesUnknown: team Shadowmore!
MegaDosX: Cori it's got your guy in the flavour text
ElektroTal: @revjakenash i just got teleported back to 1995
vinopinguino: As happy as a tomb can be
WCOrangeTux: @DirectorStephanie Heard that!
Eepy_meowmeow: ooh the little flip animation, nice touch!
maclenrac: Beautiful
MegaDosX: #PaulIsAWizard
PorpoisesUnknown: Paul = the Goat
Alex_Frostfire: Ooo, flippy on the overlay.
DirectorStephanie:
@thanhttheboss 
anhakha: The flippy has been great.
3PlayerPolitics: lil flippy!
revjakenash: @ElektroTal nobody see's it coming
DirectorStephanie:
thank you 
RandomTrivia: Unbelievable production value
CaptainSpam: Big flippy!
DirectorStephanie: uh oh…flippies
LoadingReadyRun:
I'm curious about the lore of changelings in mtg. Can any of them look like anything? Is the difference between the versions just a matter of mass and preference for certain shapes? *Can* they replicate things perfectly and just choose to look like jelly creatures?
MorganteMaggiore: kinda weird to have kathleen on the lorwyn side, now that i notice
GLHFMagic: paul tell us ur sekretz
LRRbot: Gnarlbark Elm [2B] | Creature — Treefolk Warlock [3/4] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {2}{B}, Remove two counters from this creature: Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
GredGredmansson: i want to say at least for the Lorwyn ones, they have to actively see the thing they want to imitate
GLHFMagic: FISH EATS CARROT
GredGredmansson: touch fuzzy get ded
DirectorStephanie:
@glhfmagic Hi frens! 
GLHFMagic: it tis hiiiii friends ♥️♥️♥️
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MegaDosX: No delves
kumatsu: @LoadingReadyRun We know changelings come from the cave of Velis Vel, but we don't really know much about them past that. They are a mystery
OldUncleDan: Dead Elf Storage.
DirectorStephanie:
@glhfmagic also is fish eats carrot like crab getting sucked into pipe? 
LRRbot: Dawnhand Eulogist [3B] | Creature — Elf Warlock [3/3] | Menace / When this creature enters, mill three cards. Then if there is an Elf card in your graveyard, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
A_Dub888: we have Trystan, but what about Ysolde?
GredGredmansson: idk in limited maybe looking at graham's deck
AugmentingPath: might even be useful in limited with all the effects that count dead elves
LRRbot: Lys Alana Informant [1G] | Creature — Elf Scout [3/1] | When this creature enters or dies, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Bristlebane Battler [1G] | Creature — Kithkin Soldier [6/6] | Trample, ward {2} / This creature enters with five −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever another creature you control enters while this creature has a −1/−1 counter on it, remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature.
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LoadingReadyRun:
My big secret is--- TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE EXCITING CONCLUSION
Marvoleath: @LoadingReadyRun As per the official guide: 1/2| "Changelings are shapeshifters that take the forms of creatures and plants as they see fit. Born in the crystalline cavern Velis Vel, these shapeshifters are poor at disguising themselves; their opalescent and translucent skin gives them away immediately. However, their forms allow them to integrate and bond with the other species of Lorwyn.|
GLHFMagic: this stream is A+ surgery recovery material. bless ur bones for producing just for me
Marvoleath: Every species has their own outlook on changelings, but apart from elves, none would scorn the appearance of these friendly shapeshifters. Changelings are now said to be harbingers of good luck, having proven worthy allies in the conflict against the Phyrexians. If a changeling enters Shadowmoor, they become a mimic, a cruel creature that mocks its victims by taking on the appearance of their loved ones before ending their lives.
DirectorStephanie:
hey Judges and Mods? you’re doing a great job! 
RandomTrivia: @LoadingReadyRun Noooooo... this series better not get cancelled before the big reveal
AugmentingPath: give us the Dredge spiral graveyard
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DirectorStephanie: sorry Maria
MegaDosX: We are ungovernable
DirectorStephanie: we crashed your present
RandomTrivia: It was so kind of you to share this with us, Maria
ThanhtTheBoss: @GLHFMagic Chat is here for you, we are populated to make you feel companionship
GLHFMagic: *gets sucked into pipe*
LRRbot: Pummeler for Hire [4G] | Creature — Giant Mercenary [4/4] | Vigilance, reach / Ward {2} / When this creature enters, you gain X life, where X is the greatest power among Giants you control.
MegaDosX: Big
DirectorStephanie:
@glhfmagic oh no! 
A_Dub888: unfortunately LRR had accidentally CC’d 1,100 other people
GredGredmansson:
big 
GLHFMagic: @ThanhtTheBoss thank u 🙏
TurnoneChargingBadger: The freelancer got brought back for another job
LRRbot: Trystan, Penitent Culler (front: Trystan, Callous Cultivator) | Legendary Creature — Elf Warlock [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature transforms into Trystan, Penitent Culler, mill three cards, then you may exile an Elf card from your graveyard. If you do, each opponent loses 2 life. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {G}. If you do, transform Trystan.
MegaDosX: Literacy is overrated
@DarkMorford: If math is for blockers and Serge refuses to do math, does he also refuse to block?
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@B__C__: Amonkhet had to have math. They had pyramids.
@artemi7: I kinda hate that while we have the full set of Shocks in Standard, half are double sided and the other are spaceship windows... Give me an SLD with the other style, or something!
@sonickirby26: love the flippy
@LRRbot: Gnarlbark Elm [2B] | Creature — Treefolk Warlock [3/4] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {2}{B}, Remove two counters from this creature: Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of …
@jrwilbur707: sealed can be tough, but fun. my take away from watch the last couple matches is just go G/B and profit
@Hemophiliac: Yoshi's Island callback is <3
@LRRbot: Dawnhand Eulogist [3B] | Creature — Elf Warlock [3/3] | Menace / When this creature enters, mill three cards. Then if there is an Elf card in your graveyard, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2…
@LRRbot: Lys Alana Informant [1G] | Creature — Elf Scout [3/1] | When this creature enters or dies, surveil 1.
@LRRbot: Bristlebane Battler [1G] | Creature — Kithkin Soldier [6/6] | Trample, ward {2} / This creature enters with five −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever another creature you control enters while this creatu…
@DarkMorford: She has a nelf?
@thomasgood3970: Not me screaming at the screen that Kathleen has an anthem for elves and a changeling on board. COME ON
@Hemophiliac: It's not a flelf though
@T1_True_Bob: Chat cannot be stopped!
@LRRbot: Pummeler for Hire [4G] | Creature — Giant Mercenary [4/4] | Vigilance, reach / Ward {2} / When this creature enters, you gain X life, where X is the greatest power among Giants you control.
@LRRbot: Trystan, Penitent Culler (front: Trystan, Callous Cultivator) | Legendary Creature — Elf Warlock [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature transforms into Trystan, Penitent Culler, mill three cards…
DirectorStephanie: i don’t need to read these cards!!
LRRbot: Crossroads Watcher [2G] | Creature — Kithkin Ranger [3/3] | Trample / Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Formidable Speaker [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [2/4] | When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}, {T}: Untap another target permanent.
LRRbot: Noggle Robber [1{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Noggle Rogue [3/3] | When this creature enters or dies, create a Treasure token.
TeaGarrison:
@glhfmagic 
FaceSigma: It's okay Cori, I can't read either lol
ThanhtTheBoss: This set is really a war on reading.
kumatsu: a Donkey Hotay
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Pinwiz11: The Nog Bobby
GredGredmansson: its like Patron of the Arts
Fruan: Isn't that the Hamburgler's catch-phrase?
AugmentingPath: Flipped a Jean-Emmanuel Depraz there
GLHFMagic: the surgeon robbed my nog for sure
LoadingReadyRun:
I love the idea that changeling don't actually fool anyone because they're obviously translucent blue, but everyone just pretends that they seamlessly integrate because they are nice to have around
LRRbot: Champion of the Weird [3B] | Creature — Goblin Berserker [5/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Goblin and exile it. / Pay 1 life, Blight 2: Target opponent blights 2. Activate only as a sorcery. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Heirloom Auntie [2B] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [4/4] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever another creature you control dies, surveil 1, then remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature.
ElektroTal: how did you get my invitational card
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hold my _______ is a great commander theme
AugmentingPath: @LoadingReadyRun Aww look at that cute jelly guy- uh, I mean, how do you do, fellow elf?
Zoso_Wolf: Cori should remove a counter right? Is there still an elf in the graveyard?
ElektroTal: why are there so few rounds this time?
loufghyslaufey: @LoadingReadyRun That's not how that Kithkin mother reacted when her child went missing in a changeling's place.
loufghyslaufey: What was that card named again?
baneless27: they have been playing for 6 hours lol...
Juliamon: ElektroTal Fewer people, I guess
Marvoleath: @ElektroTal no guests, would be my guess
Fruan: More like champion of the -1/-1 counters
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I assume changelings would know how to do a huge number of super useful things, so if they are nice plus useful then people tolerate the uncanny valley effect. It's how many autistics get by, I can see pros and cons to this and use it sometimes
GredGredmansson: question, are you able to put the counters on creatures besides the Champion when you activate that ability?
loufghyslaufey: !card crib swap
LRRbot: Crib Swap [2W] | Kindred Instant — Shapeshifter | Changeling / Exile target creature. Its controller creates a 1/1 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.
ElektroTal: that's fair
kumatsu:
they've still got to make it to FNM 
Marvoleath: @GredGredmansson yes, you choose any creature you control
LRRbot: Selfless Safewright [3GG] | Creature — Elf Warrior [4/2] | Flash / Convoke / When this creature enters, choose a creature type. Other permanents you control of that type gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
EvilBadman: @ElektroTal Yp're round 6, get on a plane
n3ther: "so few"
Jethrain: @GredGredmansson Yes
baneless27: lol magic hostage
maclenrac: Dance for our entertainment
Pharmacistjudge: To be fair, you did an on camera build, which you haven't done recently
ElektroTal: @EvilBadman wouldn't be the first time!
feelingfroggo: this is 2026, we have 7 sets and demand EVEN MORENROUBDS
glitched_goddess: you have families who love you? …what’s that like?
feelingfroggo: MORE ROUNDS*
RandomTrivia: Oof
Chenderle: "rounds will continue until every combination of cards is played"
LRRbot: Blossoming Defense [G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains hexproof until end of turn.
AugmentingPath: @feelingfroggo I will not be satisfied until there are 100 PPR rounds per year, personally
revjakenash: "thank you Springton, there will be no encores"
ElektroTal: ngl flying out for a PPR has always been the highlight of the year for me, which is awkward since both of mine have been in january
LoadingReadyRun:
@ElektroTal 
Pharmacistjudge:
I only got to backdoor into one 
MorganteMaggiore: @Pharmacistjudge phrasing
GasCityGaming: @ElektroTal you amazing speech from the last PPR you were at was the highlight of the LRR Year-end highlights
Marvoleath: Fun, a sum zero game
TurnoneChargingBadger: @AugmentingPath What if there's only 75 but half of them are wedge vs cam from unstable
Pharmacistjudge: Even the LRR Wiki does not acknowledge I was at a PPR
Chenderle: that's a caterpillar
LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
MorganteMaggiore: how cute
AugmentingPath: @TurnoneChargingBadger hmm, you drive a hard bargain, but I'll take it
kumatsu: @Pharmacistjudge brb making your LRR wiki page
maclenrac: Cuddly
GredGredmansson: !card lluwen, imperfect naturalist
LRRbot: Lluwen, Imperfect Naturalist [{B/G}{B/G}] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [1/3] | When Lluwen enters, mill four cards, then you may put a creature or land card from among the milled cards on top of your library. / {2}{B/G}{B/G}{B/G}, {T}, Discard a land card: Create a 1/1 black and green Worm creature token for each land card in your graveyard.
TeaGarrison: look at this worm token. every time I do it makes me laugh
Fruan: That looks like the Lorwyn version of the old Shadowmoor worm token, I love it.
ErynTzun: poison buns
kansaiDop: if no touchy why fluffy?
@LRRbot: Crossroads Watcher [2G] | Creature — Kithkin Ranger [3/3] | Trample / Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Formidable Speaker [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [2/4] | When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then sh…
@LRRbot: Noggle Robber [1{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Noggle Rogue [3/3] | When this creature enters or dies, create a Treasure token.
@OsthatoAlfakyn: is there more lifegain in this set than usual?
@B__C__: Famously reading is for blockers.
@thewonderdoc2999: Roggle Nobber
@LRRbot: Champion of the Weird [3B] | Creature — Goblin Berserker [5/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Goblin and exile it. / Pay 1 life, Blight 2: Target opponent blights 2. Activate on…
@LRRbot: Heirloom Auntie [2B] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [4/4] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever another creature you control dies, surveil 1, then remove a −1/−1 counter from …
@B__C__: It's Wheeler!
@artemi7: This is a neat Champion variant
@bentbranch: That card is actually cracked.
@artemi7: oh... wow do I need this guy for Hapatra
@bentbranch: @artemi7 ABSOLUTELY.
@B__C__: It's a resource....
@LRRbot: Selfless Safewright [3GG] | Creature — Elf Warrior [4/2] | Flash / Convoke / When this creature enters, choose a creature type. Other permanents you control of that type gain hexproof and indestructi…
@jrwilbur707: oh that is interesting
@LRRbot: Blossoming Defense [G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains hexproof until end of turn.
@jrwilbur707: you guys it 6 rounds of prerelease, we only ever get 3
@LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Pharmacistjudge: Ku do you ever know which PPR I was at?
Marvoleath: that's a catterpillar, not a worm
AugmentingPath: @Pharmacistjudge Which one were you at?
kumatsu: @Pharmacistjudge I remember it happening but not which set
MorganteMaggiore: if not touch then why friend shaped?
LoadingReadyRun:
I need to see a scale on that worm. It could be a cute little guy or terrifying 
iris_of_ether: Similar to the Forbidden Candy Drink (uncured clear resin)
vinopinguino: "welcome to lorwyn, do not eat the worms"
GredGredmansson: that worm is created by the non-Strixhaven member of the Strixhaven cycle
glitched_goddess: into a plains? quick, press B!
crawfishcigarette: lol
ErynTzun: Poison colors mean no fren shape
TeaGarrison: @loadingreadyrun banana for scale plz
kumatsu: that Worm token makes me think of the wall worm from Labyrinth
MorganteMaggiore: @LoadingReadyRun hear me out: hug sized
Shadowsoflife: @LoadingReadyRun the scale is yes
RandomTrivia:

AugmentingPath: Trystan, Gentle Person
Marvoleath:
@LoadingReadyRun it's a 1/1, so, just like a human? 
crawfishcigarette: moonshadow, bitterbloom bearer and Twilight diviner will be my top pick ups for this set. cant wait!
ThanhtTheBoss: Can we ask questions about Eclipsed story? Is it past spoiler date?
anhakha: Lorwyn looks like an amazing sealed environment.
LRRbot: Heirloom Auntie [2B] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [4/4] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever another creature you control dies, surveil 1, then remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature.
LoadingReadyRun: @Marvoleath don't worry, it's a small worm. That is small D&D size class, so approx 4ft
Thefluffiestguineapig: When people asked for a banana for scale I tried to send "there is a banana, you just can't see it because the tree is dwarfed"
MorganteMaggiore: heriloom auntie is the guy in the aunt euphemia testament?
LRRbot:
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ThanhtTheBoss: Did Lilliana lose her spark? Is that why she didn't go after her own students?
RayFK: Not me
vinopinguino: Yes
Pharmacistjudge: sadly
Pharmacistjudge: I would love to see you on a TCC Jordan
kumatsu: @RayFK tell me about the story, Jordan
Debatra: @ThanhtTheBoss Pretty much everyone lost their Sparks.
Manitu_25:
that TTC sparked a sleepy vorthos side in me. so good 
A_Dub888: @RayFK as far as we know
iris_of_ether: omg
RayFK: I dunno for Magic things I might be better Jordan #wotcstaff
EvilBadman: Longer Jordynne
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TurnoneChargingBadger: Is liliana still immortal without her spark
LoadingReadyRun: Ray "Different Jordan" FK
Marvoleath: @ThanhtTheBoss Yes, I believe it was stated, maybe not directly
GredGredmansson: i haven't read the story but i do know the bit that happens at the very end of it
LRRbot: Crossroads Watcher [2G] | Creature — Kithkin Ranger [3/3] | Trample / Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
RayFK: Very
iris_of_ether: Cori chose violence
A_Dub888: @RayFK but are you the better JorDYNNE?
MorganteMaggiore: wait... why the giggling? what did i miss?
TheWanderingNomad: Cori always chooses violence
GredGredmansson: @TurnoneChargingBadger her spark didn't make her immortal, it was her demon contract
Pharmacistjudge: Why not both?
kovdal: Why cant you get teh story as a PDF any more, so i can read it on my kindle?
MorganteMaggiore: @GredGredmansson maybe it was the demon contract, maybe it was maybeline
kumatsu: the Jordan and Jordynne Magic podcast, coming soon
glitched_goddess: queue up the Star Trek arena fight music
MorganteMaggiore: @glitched_goddess that set is later this year
LRRbot: Prideful Feastling [2{W/B}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/3] | Changeling / Lifelink
ElektroTal: i just discovered that a- there's an lrr wiki, b- i'm on it, and c- my entry is wrong
Shadowsoflife: @kumatsu Jordan and Jordynne, Magic magic, podcast
ThanhtTheBoss: Will check out the TTC after this match ends. I'm too invested.
Pharmacistjudge: Just get Joe Trollo, Joe Kim, Jordan, Jordynne and Jo to make a podcast...or just play a huge game of stardew or something
MorganteMaggiore: now i want to see garruk with a bat'leth
A_Dub888: @Shadowsoflife …podcast
Shadowsoflife:
@A_Dub888 
ElektroTal: girl i'm trying
EvilBadman: @ElektroTal welcome to the lrr wiki party lol
A_Dub888: Jojojo Jo Jojojo
GredGredmansson: joey jo jo shabadoo
@B__C__: I say all of that on every date.
@B__C__: Protection from removal via cute artwork
@OVER-KiLL: why does the final round always get so brutal
@B__C__: "Don't kill the little puppy!"
@datastorm17: took my daughter to gymnastics, ate at a pizza restaurant after, and this is STILL on thank goodness. I hope Kathleen is living her dreams right now
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@ShutUpDoug: I have a voltron dog deck that blackmails you into not killing the puppers
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@LRRbot: Crossroads Watcher [2G] | Creature — Kithkin Ranger [3/3] | Trample / Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
@StevoM08: You can also listen to the story, both main and side on their youtube!
@B__C__: "Look at Phelia! They are such an widdle Exuberant Shepher!"
@artemi7: The VA they got for the audio book is pretty good
@DarkMorford: Jordan on Jordynne violence
@StevoM08: To my memory this is the first time they've done audio for the side stories. It's just been the main story in the past.
@loadingreadyrun: Popular magic format, Dan Dynne
@LRRbot: Prideful Feastling [2{W/B}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/3] | Changeling / Lifelink
LRRbot: Champion of the Weird [3B] | Creature — Goblin Berserker [5/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Goblin and exile it. / Pay 1 life, Blight 2: Target opponent blights 2. Activate only as a sorcery. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.
ThanhtTheBoss: Gobbo!
MorganteMaggiore: jaws
Wolfstrike_NL:

CaptainSpam: Vancouver: Get Yourself Out Here, We'll Sort It Out(tm)!
DirectorStephanie: Behold!!!
BusTed: goblin beheld
Chenderle: yep, that's a goblin
durketh: Jelly Goblin, what a talented creature
CaptainSpam: Wait, no... Nsburg: Get Yourself Out Here, We'll Sort It Out(tm)!
maclenrac: Cutest goblin ever
CaptainSpam: Also, Victoria, not Vancouver.
LoadingReadyRun: Guy at the back of the crowd: "That's not a goblin!" --he is sushed by everyone else
vinopinguino: Who up beholding they goblin
RandomTrivia:
Oops 
ThanhtTheBoss: I was yelling at Cori not to do it
LRRbot: Gnarlbark Elm [2B] | Creature — Treefolk Warlock [3/4] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {2}{B}, Remove two counters from this creature: Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
glitched_goddess: @vinopinguino tos violation
MorganteMaggiore: wait... is there a "behold a human" card?
GredGredmansson: @MorganteMaggiore lorwyn famously does not have humans
MorganteMaggiore: maybe from the ac set?
TurnoneChargingBadger: @MorganteMaggiore I'm afraid you can't cosplay diogenes
GredGredmansson: "behold" also wasn't keyworded until Tarkir Dragonstorm
OldUncleDan: That's three in the middle... That's three in the spotlight.
LithelyUnshod: @MorganteMaggiore Only Dragons prior to this set
MorganteMaggiore: @GredGredmansson yeah i know, right, but there are other sets with behold
Chenderle: Clap
kumatsu: the final game of the PPR
Shadowsoflife: @GredGredmansson What about planewalkers that are humans?
MorganteMaggiore: @TurnoneChargingBadger not with that attitude
Marvoleath: @MorganteMaggiore There is at least one card that lets you choose the type to behold - Celestial Reunion
Wiliart: Did Cory unflip Tristan?
vinopinguino: Hahaha
RandomTrivia: Gotta play the most Magic
anhakha: If Kathleen had surrendered, you'd be going to dinner right now.
maclenrac: Whoop whoop Game 3!
RandomTrivia:

Hylazu: But counting to three is more math!
TheWanderingNomad: Not again!
MorganteMaggiore: @LithelyUnshod oh right, AC was before tarkir
hidingbox: RIP Cameron
Ty_Sylicus: GG
A_Dub888: Maximal is fine, but what if I want the Predicon number of games?
Vinewood_OG: Nice callback.
GredGredmansson: @MorganteMaggiore exactly one other set, the aforementioned Tarkir Dragonstorm
RayFK: Brother I want a timbit
TeaGarrison: Cam at the airport like the John Travolta Pulp Fiction meme
MorganteMaggiore: @GredGredmansson yeah yeah, my bad i always mix up the set order haha
RayFK: Toranna
LithelyUnshod: I'mma get you to sign a Crime Novelist
kumatsu: You should also book your hotel cuz the selection is.... NOT good
MommaGart: DanDan! Yes!
ElektroTal: i was invited out, but it's the weekend after my birthday party and also toronto in the middle of winter
LoadingReadyRun: !f2fspotlight
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A_Dub888: DanDan with HerHer
LoneGoat: is it the Secret Lair dandan or your own list?
Marvoleath: @Shadowsoflife There has never been a human planeswalker in Lorwyn as far as we know, the ones in the original set were not related story/lore-wise
TurnoneChargingBadger: I kinda wish behold was a thing before AFR so you could behold a beholder
pctjoe: is doing comedy about tim horton's called a timbit?
SJMace: There's one this weekend here in Atlanta too!
TheWanderingNomad: But what about Dandadan?
Shadowsoflife: @Marvoleath neat
Sarah_Serinde:
@ElektroTal It got up to at least 14C today 
GredGredmansson: de den de n de den
81ackR0se: Spotlight Series' are somewhat like MagicFests from the before times
Dread_Pirate_Westley: When you draw the cards you didn't put in your deck, you get DQ'd.
ContingentCat: Ooo Toronto's where I am maybe I'll be able to see that
Diabore: toronto isnt too bad
glitched_goddess: 14 isn’t awful
Blip2004: the weather is a bit crazy right now
TheWooglie: 14 is warmer than most of UK
MorganteMaggiore: 14 is kinda hot in winter
ContingentCat: Yeah it's absurdly warm today in toronto for january
ElektroTal: i have family out there!
QuantumTwitch: 14C is spring.
LoneGoat: 14 is a freak weather today and it was like -6 a week ago
Pharmacistjudge: If ya'll told me a month ago I might be able to. But also I would have to Drive there and that could be perilous
Jesper_aka_Mordachai: 14 degrees Celsius? We have -5 to -10 here...
kumatsu: I went for the first time last year and I look forward to seeing more of it
RayFK: I haven't been since I was a kid except for a stop in Pearson
vinopinguino: Haha graham
Alex_Frostfire: I've been to Toronto to visit grandparents.
theamc2000: good job Graham
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maclenrac: The big city
Blip2004: last week in calgary it was -20, next week +20
ElektroTal: toronto has the best indian food
Pyroxx___: Oh, thats why I haven't seen any racism around lately!
anhakha: It's a little after midnight here in the UK, so it's 3°C here. Only 5°C at Midday tbf.
OldUncleDan: YYZ?
DounixD: Hello from Finland, its colder than -30c currently
pellamore: As a Torontonian I'm excited for y'all to be here!
RayFK: I will admit I'm more likely to go to Montreal rather than Toronto if I'm going that far east.
Alex_Frostfire: Apart from that, yeah, the Toronto airport is frequently used as an international transfer.
Mangledpixel: and aquariums
anhakha: Heckin cold
FlynnSmirk: which round is this?
aitsu100: Houston is p nice
glitched_goddess: west coast airports are just better
Mithgar: <-- Frequent Traveler: Vancouver Airport is A tier. Not best, but VERY good
TheWooglie: Singapore is the best I've been to
TurnoneChargingBadger: @FlynnSmirk Round 5 game 3
QuantumTwitch: Sounds like Calgary Blip. You have weather
Pharmacistjudge: We have nothing on some Asian airports
lamina5432: if my passport was up to date its not a terrible drive ffor
OldUncleDan: MSP generally is considered one of the best airports in North America.
TeaGarrison: as a New Brunswicker who’s traveled a lot, the Vancouver airport is tip tier for sure
anhakha: @flynnsmirk final round, final match, final game.
kumatsu: oh yeah, Seoul is AMAZING
anhakha: Round 5 of 5
ElektroTal: houston airport is a circle of dante's inferno. singapore and seoul are my two favorites
MommaGart: As someone who flies out of LAX regularly, I do not share your appreciation for it.
ContingentCat: especially if you're about to have a long flight a walk can be good
FlynnSmirk: heck, I missed almost everything 😔
tomomatos: Always been a big fan of the Portland airport
81ackR0se: I think my favourite airport for transfers to date was Hong Kong
Alex_Frostfire: @Mithgar I've not spent a lot of time there, but it seemed clean and organized!
@LRRbot: Champion of the Weird [3B] | Creature — Goblin Berserker [5/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Goblin and exile it. / Pay 1 life, Blight 2: Target opponent blights 2. Activate on…
@B__C__: Feastling cometh before the fall.
@LRRbot: Gnarlbark Elm [2B] | Creature — Treefolk Warlock [3/4] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {2}{B}, Remove two counters from this creature: Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of …
@B__C__: WOOF!
@jrwilbur707: wait, the blight on champion doesnt apply to champion, but can instead be given to anything on your side?
@artemi7: Blight always lets you pick where to put the counters
@Sarah-Serinde: !f2fspotlight
@B__C__: I put my blight counters in Toronto.
@artemi7: Toronto knows what it did
@jrwilbur707: wow..... goblin tokens and that champion would be wild. just board wipe everything, life totals allowing
@B__C__: The airport is great!
@B__C__: It's THE reason to go!
ElektroTal: Singapore is easily s tier. you can go out into the city while you wait!
Diabore: @FlynnSmirk yeah very last game starting
LithelyUnshod: @ElektroTal I'm about an hour away from Toronto, and we have some great Indian food here as well.
definenull: Please come to SG (or south-east asia in general), I'm sure we would love yall here
CaptainSpam: I appreciate SFO, myself.
pellamore: Whatevers the best SFX is one of the worst
vinopinguino: Lol it's for the sickos
81ackR0se: And Paris Charles de Gaulle is hands down the worst major airport
maclenrac: Marble Match
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ElektroTal: oh man, i could do a whole ass podcast on the best and worst international airports. wanna join me?
kumatsu: my local airport is in the process of building a brand new terminal and I just want it to be done
Aarek: Importantly the Denver International Airport is cursed.
Dog_of_Myth:

aitsu100: its not O Hara
Mithgar: Singapore is S Tier for impressiveness. Indianapolis is actually quite good for simplicity and efficiency.
WowoT: soeul is pretty nice
glitched_goddess: still liked LAX more than Kansas City
ElektroTal: You haven't been to bombay
drewm1022: Love a good Billy Pilgrim reference.
TurnoneChargingBadger: MSP airport is pretty good imo
RayFK: BOY DO I HAVE FEELINGS ON O'HARE
admiral_sky_: I think ohare is pretty good tbh
EvilBadman: @RayFK Mee to
Jethrain: Regional bias, but Heathrow is my personal hell
vinopinguino: O'Hare is burning trash
OldUncleDan: Call me a homer, but, MSP is S teir.
theamc2000: I have never went through tsa in Ohare
shendaras: I don't think Newark is that bad.
MPirate28:
They played a Liminal Hold in the airport!

Anubis169:
Bless you! 
Diabore: bless the serge
81ackR0se: In fairness I have not been to (or through) O'Hare
LRRbot: Creakwood Safewright [1B] | Creature — Elf Warrior [5/5] | This creature enters with three −1/−1 counters on it. / At the beginning of your end step, if there is an Elf card in your graveyard and this creature has a −1/−1 counter on it, remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature.
AugmentingPath: Kathleen drew her leyline?
maclenrac: For all the marbles
RandomTrivia:

mastershake29x: Newark is a terrible airport, but at least has a train directly to it.
Dog_of_Myth: @Mithgar Wooo Indy shoutout
kumatsu: @TurnoneChargingBadger I had to go on a HIKE last time I was in MSP cuz I just missed the train to the other end of the terminal
MorganteMaggiore: what a terrible day to have a bad draw
Quentoxic: SEA is horrific from a boarding standpoint
Shadowsoflife: @OldUncleDan okay Homer
Anubis169: for all the crap it gets in the news, heathrow is efficient as hell (when the computer system isn't dead)
TriseAlpha: LAX isn't so bad once you find the travel points. BOS and PVD are lovely, though.
DarthRagnar815: As a Minnesotan, I must also sing the praises of MSP.
Voidhawk42: Why is "world's worst airport" such a competitive category?
LSRubin:
i'm on the east coast of the US, where we have some real winners like Dulles, JFK, La Guardia, Newark... 
theamc2000: lands in the front
jwhighsmith: Graham how'd you feel about atlanta airport? I feel its laid out well even if not the nicest
Jillexie: I have been to O[Hare and CDG. The latter is MUCH worse.
PsyKobold: Avoid O'Hare like the plague, LAX like the flu, and anything on the major eastern seaboard like a bad cold.
lirazel64: The Amsterdam Airport is pretty great. So is Bergen, Norway.
ErynTzun: Biased MSP is the best I have been through, but it's always going to look better than ATL and LAX.
LRRbot: Formidable Speaker [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [2/4] | When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}, {T}: Untap another target permanent.
LaconicLad: The Amsterdam airport is pretty, I think.
RockPusher: If your woody is creaky, consult an arbourist
CaptainSpam:
I dunno, O'Hare always just left me with an unimpressed impression. Like... nothing to write home about, not YouTuber overreaction levels of hate. 
81ackR0se: I also very much did not enjoy my experiences of transferring through Doha
Anubis169: lirazel64: schipol?
vinopinguino: It's da champ!
Jethrain: @Anubis169 That has not been my general experience of it
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A 3 mana 2/4? In 2026? Utterly unplayable.
Krillin_fan: I've only been to a few but my well traveled friends and myself all speak highly of MSP
LoadingReadyRun: O'Hare airport, named after the popular cartoon character, Bucky O'Hare
LRRbot: Safewright Cavalry [3G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [4/4] | This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature. / {5}: Target Elf you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
hidingbox: The champion
TriseAlpha: Pill-Elf-Field Ox
Juliamon: TriseAlpha Man, I would not rate BOS that highly, but I could be biased because of MHT
aitsu100: that elf curves into Ouroboid oh no
LRRbot: Prideful Feastling [2{W/B}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/3] | Changeling / Lifelink
Anubis169: Jethrain: true, but when ya consider the sheer amount of planes going through there at any one time, it's bonkers
Datnade012: @LoadingReadyRun of the Toad Wars fame?
drewm1022:
I loved the moving walkway of Concord C in O'Hare when I was a young child bouncing between divorced parents. 
TheWooglie: Schipol has the cool painting clock
AugmentingPath: It's also an Eye Ball Sand Witch
Anubis169: I did like Haneda International when I landed there
Diabore: and an eldrazi and a sliver
anhakha: And a Coward Time-Lord
glitched_goddess: @LoadingReadyRun Much better than the Toad National Airport in the mushroom kingdom
TriseAlpha: @Juliamon Perfectly fair.
HavenDragon: i can't say much for San Antonio considering i had a 10 minute layover so i had to run (this was on my way back to florida from seattle after pax 2018)
CaptainSpam: I also admit I have a bit of an affinity for DTW.
RandomTrivia: And a mutant ninja turtle, a few months early!
Joric_Art: it's cool that there are clowns and aliens in Lorwyn
OldUncleDan: I thought Rammstein was a pretty good airport... And band!
GredGredmansson: @AugmentingPath i don't think Ball or Witch are supported types
definenull: gesundheit!
Anubis169:
and Vancouver International is the nicest airport I've ever got lost in, everything's carpeted 
vinopinguino: Oof
SJMace: I may also be biased by having basically only been through ATL and LAS I don't believe in good airports.
Shadowsoflife: @anhakha what?
aitsu100: oh no
ContingentCat: *knock on wood* I'm just getting over that flu
feelingfroggo: I got the flu on Christmas Day. 0/10 do not recommend
theamc2000: is the mascot Eirdu?
TheWooglie: chex ray
CaptainSpam: Chex X-Ray.
aitsu100: CHEX ray
Anubis169: ChestMix?
TheWanderingNomad: Chext Ray
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A chex-ray? You blast someone with breakfast cereal?
Alex_Frostfire: Chext S-Ray.
anhakha: @shadowsoflife all changelings are all creature types. Coward is a creature type. As is Time-Lord.
vinopinguino: What can possibly go wrong...
RandomTrivia:

singinnonsense: Czech Ray
ContingentCat: *knock on wood again*
LRRbot: Scarblade's Malice [B] | Instant | Target creature you control gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn. When that creature dies this turn, create a 2/2 black and green Elf creature token.
drewm1022: What's this strange water on my lungs? Oh well, I'm sure its fine.
AugmentingPath: @GredGredmansson I think they used to be before the Great Creature Type Update with original Lorwyn. Mistform Ultimus was an Eye Ball Sand Witch, but I suppose these guys aren't
CaptainSpam: That's basically your main weapon in Chex Quest, right?
UnknownFriday: I think the official term is "Zorchers", not "Chex Rays"
Shadowsoflife: @anhakha ah
PorpoisesUnknown: Chext, Son of X-ray is a legendary 3/4 goblin creature for 2r2u that has haste and vigilance
UnknownFriday: That may be one of the deepest cuts I've ever made.
LRRbot: Moonglove Extractor [2B] | Creature — Elf Warlock [2/1] | Whenever this creature attacks, you draw a card and lose 1 life.
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LRRbot: Safewright Cavalry [3G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [4/4] | This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature. / {5}: Target Elf you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
theamc2000: Eirdu!
LRRbot: Eirdu, Carrier of Dawn [3WW] (back: Isilu, Carrier of Twilight) | Legendary Creature — Elemental God [5/5] | Flying, lifelink / Creature spells you cast have convoke. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {B}. If you do, transform Eirdu.
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@urcphoenix: Graham how did you feel about ATL airport?
@B__C__: Visit your local airport today!
@ShutUpDoug: best thing is the skytrain 30 seconds away.
@LRRbot: Creakwood Safewright [1B] | Creature — Elf Warrior [5/5] | This creature enters with three −1/−1 counters on it. / At the beginning of your end step, if there is an Elf card in your graveyard and thi…
@B__C__: Isn't a 'skytrain' just an airplane?
@LRRbot: Formidable Speaker [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [2/4] | When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then sh…
@LRRbot: Safewright Cavalry [3G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [4/4] | This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature. / {5}: Target Elf you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
@ShutUpDoug: LOL, idk if ur serious but it's a train above the ground (think the "people movers" at disney)
@LRRbot: Prideful Feastling [2{W/B}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/3] | Changeling / Lifelink
@B__C__: Bodies are terrible place to live in.
@LRRbot: Scarblade's Malice [B] | Instant | Target creature you control gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn. When that creature dies this turn, create a 2/2 black and green Elf creature token.
@LRRbot: Moonglove Extractor [2B] | Creature — Elf Warlock [2/1] | Whenever this creature attacks, you draw a card and lose 1 life.
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@LRRbot: Safewright Cavalry [3G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [4/4] | This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature. / {5}: Target Elf you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
@B__C__: @ShutUpDoug Yeah we don't call 'em skytrains, but we have peoplemovers, which could have just been a lot more busses that ran more often.
@LRRbot: Eirdu, Carrier of Dawn [3WW] (back: Isilu, Carrier of Twilight) | Legendary Creature — Elemental God [5/5] | Flying, lifelink / Creature spells you cast have convoke. / At the beginning of your first…
@aceviru: nice
TriseAlpha: See, now "Zorch target Ooze" is a solid Magic typeline
definenull: pretty!
SJMace: She got to do the thing!
RandomTrivia: Ooooooh
Furrytractor: I VERY much want that card, holy
RevolverRossalot:
Chext can't be blocked except by artifact creatures, and deals damage in the form of rad counters 
Alex_Frostfire: Shiny...
MorganteMaggiore: dang
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Flifelink
LRRbot: Isilu, Carrier of Twilight (front: Eirdu, Carrier of Dawn) | Legendary Creature — Elemental God [5/5] | Flying, lifelink / Each other nontoken creature you control has persist. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {W}. If you do, transform Isilu.
MorganteMaggiore: so shiny
vinopinguino: Big Day Chicken
TeaGarrison: very cool
TriseAlpha: Air do. He see you,
TurnoneChargingBadger: @Dread_Pirate_Westley A bit less catchy than Flample
LoadingReadyRun: very Tolkein-ish names
loufghyslaufey: Somehow, "Pokemon Sun & Moon?"
maclenrac: Is that foily God?
Pharmacistjudge: untap doom blade
TeaGarrison: @loadingreadyrun yeah sounds like it could be the name of a valar
MorganteMaggiore: that would be very fun tho
OldUncleDan: What's the +1/+1 counter alternative to persist?
loufghyslaufey: Wreckage? In this-
MorganteMaggiore: all day? all decade
theamc2000: it is always here
TheGameD0c: Flink
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @OldUncleDan Undying
LithelyUnshod: @OldUncleDan Undying
vinopinguino: "eirdu? How about EIRDONT
MTGDiversity: @OldUncleDan undying
LRRMTG_Judge: @OldUncleDan undying.
aitsu100: thats Wandering Emperor mana
margieargie: The wreckage must remain ever unsettled
slickslickman: settle the wreckage secret lair when?
OldUncleDan: Thank you all!
HavenDragon: flyflink
loufghyslaufey: cool line
SJMace: Nah Heroic Intervention is on every bonus sheet. lol
Aarek: Settle the wreckage is not real and it cannot hurt you
TurnoneChargingBadger: @slickslickman Has to include Orcish Settlers
TriseAlpha: Wreckage must remain floating and/or airborne at all times.
MorganteMaggiore: oh no
LRRbot: Aurora Awakener [6G] | Creature — Giant Druid [7/7] | Trample / Vivid — When this creature enters, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X permanent cards, where X is the number of colors among permanents you control. Put any number of those permanent cards onto the battlefield, then put the rest of the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.
PorpoisesUnknown: Ohhh SPICYYY
theamc2000: 3! ah ah ah
Dog_of_Myth:

RandomTrivia: Ooooh
TheWooglie:

RandomTrivia: Oh this is BIG
Juliamon: sickos.png
LRRbot: Heirloom Auntie [2B] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [4/4] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever another creature you control dies, surveil 1, then remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature.
LRRbot: Champion of the Weird [3B] | Creature — Goblin Berserker [5/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Goblin and exile it. / Pay 1 life, Blight 2: Target opponent blights 2. Activate only as a sorcery. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.
Diabore: not casting
Diabore: just enters
RandomTrivia:
You just get a 5/5 
SJMace: Beholdn't
ContingentCat: Nobody puts Auntie in the bin!
TurnoneChargingBadger: He be holding nothing
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They could all convoke more, though.
TriseAlpha: "Out Auntie in the weird guy" is a thing that was said.
theamc2000: two Alternatie art mythics
feelingfroggo: serge squeak
loufghyslaufey: The bluntest, newest convoke yet?
Spades_Slicc: could Kathleen have wiped Cori's board using Champ?
PhorrestGaze: mythics are good
MorganteMaggiore: it's also 7 mana, so yeah, that tracks
LoadingReadyRun: Auntie, go get under that weird guy!
TriseAlpha:

theamc2000: knees weak arms are spaghetti
MorganteMaggiore: @LoadingReadyRun ... mh phrasing?
Diabore: @Spades_Slicc she could have yes
Marvoleath: !phrasing
LRRbot: You heard them.
idontgetmyrealname: oh wow, i thought this ended a while ago, i left from work as round 3 was ending and had things to do
loufghyslaufey: @PhorrestGaze And when "bad," what plane are they?
Diabore: @idontgetmyrealname rounds 4 and 5 have been long as i imagine you can guess
vinopinguino: It's a blight off!
vinopinguino: Make some room!
hidingbox: Someone honked a horn?
loufghyslaufey: !badadvice
LRRbot: Fall into the hidden sewers.
Julian_Rogue: ah yes the blightning round
loufghyslaufey: Quick Cori! The Sewers!!
LoadingReadyRun: the champion was too weird to live
AugmentingPath: @LoadingReadyRun too rare to d- oh, no, nevermind
CrossXhunteR: o7
TurnoneChargingBadger: Oh I get it, he's just Melek's champion!
LRRbot: Pummeler for Hire [4G] | Creature — Giant Mercenary [4/4] | Vigilance, reach / Ward {2} / When this creature enters, you gain X life, where X is the greatest power among Giants you control.
drewm1022: One of God's own prototypes.
@LRRbot: Isilu, Carrier of Twilight (front: Eirdu, Carrier of Dawn) | Legendary Creature — Elemental God [5/5] | Flying, lifelink / Each other nontoken creature you control has persist. / At the beginning of …
@artemi7: Woah it's even foil, pretty
@B__C__: Oh it's one of those non-Fed-Ex carriers.
@andrewhodge6447: I don't mind Settling myself
@LRRbot: Aurora Awakener [6G] | Creature — Giant Druid [7/7] | Trample / Vivid — When this creature enters, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X permanent cards, where X is the number …
@aceviru: One day settle will come back and then panic will ensue
@LRRbot: Heirloom Auntie [2B] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [4/4] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever another creature you control dies, surveil 1, then remove a −1/−1 counter from …
@LRRbot: Champion of the Weird [3B] | Creature — Goblin Berserker [5/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Goblin and exile it. / Pay 1 life, Blight 2: Target opponent blights 2. Activate on…
@artemi7: I cannot wait for them to put Settle on a bonus sheet for maximum suprise value
@jrwilbur707: woow
@jrwilbur707: what a play
@andrewhodge6447: Sometimes I play that Token Settle Ramp
@andrewhodge6447: Though I guess it is less of Ramp and more just Land Thinning.
@LRRbot: Pummeler for Hire [4G] | Creature — Giant Mercenary [4/4] | Vigilance, reach / Ward {2} / When this creature enters, you gain X life, where X is the greatest power among Giants you control.
loufghyslaufey: Pffft
TheWooglie: wasn't there an enter trigger?
TriseAlpha: Dumbportant question: What does an giant want in payment?
LRRMTG_Judge:
you had access to it. you can look at it again. 
TriseAlpha: Is it goats? I bet it's goats
OldUncleDan: @TriseAlpha 4 and a green.
TurnoneChargingBadger: Kathleen needs to remember that math is for blockers
theamc2000: settle the wreckage
MTGDiversity: Fun fact, YVR has a lot of walking but if walking is hard for you, it's possible to hitch a ride from a staffer on one of the golf cart thingers
bbblehh: cloudgoats perhaps
loufghyslaufey: @LoadingReadyRun Flavor fail: "Champion" is no Weird nor does it create Weird tokens... <(=w=)>
LRRbot: Selfless Safewright [3GG] | Creature — Elf Warrior [4/2] | Flash / Convoke / When this creature enters, choose a creature type. Other permanents you control of that type gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
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Marvoleath: @loufghyslaufey at least it's bee-holding in the art
MorganteMaggiore: @TriseAlpha usually they get whatever they want, "or else"
AugmentingPath: It is Selfless, after all
LRRbot: Great Forest Druid [1G] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [0/4] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LoadingReadyRun: @loufghyslaufey he's the *champion* of the weird, not necessarily a weird himself
AugmentingPath: @LoadingReadyRun I assume he got the title in that one jackbox game and his opponent was the actual Weird
LRRbot: Sapling Nursery [6GG] | Enchantment | Affinity for Forests / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 3/4 green Treefolk creature token with reach. / {1}{G}, Exile this enchantment: Treefolk and Forests you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
LoadingReadyRun: Weird Weird should definitely be an un-card
TriseAlpha: Ooh... this card is wacky
vinopinguino: The altnart is goofy as heck lol
ElektroTal: its really funny that this card has both affinity and landfall, neither of which are mechanics in this set
CrossXhunteR: tokens are based on card rarity in some manner, so this treefolk token might be a bit less common
theamc2000: White Anglo-Saxon Protestant?
TeaGarrison: I love how hard MTG goes with its token artwork
SJMace: @ElektroTal I mean technically they're both in the set. lol
Shadowsoflife: @theamc2000 the bugs
MorganteMaggiore: eany meany mony death
theamc2000: @shadowsoflife ty.
insanecat6mtg:

Shadowsoflife:

CrossXhunteR: borderless and foil
AugmentingPath: @LRRbot that indestructible for forests could do some fun work with an Armageddon
MorganteMaggiore: but i called dibs, them the rules
feelingfroggo: thank you so much for doing this folks!
lamina5432:
good strem
A_Dub888: Preprereleaserelease
anhakha: *throws drink on ground* ANOTHER!
SJMace: @AugmentingPath I don't think that's something that can be called fun.
QuantumTwitch: Thanks for the stream
Joric_Art: WOOO!
TheWanderingNomad: *Slaps Stream* This can PPR can hold so much Magic
falcn120: Always love the PPR, can't wait to rewatch it on youtube at my own pace
Chenderle: Thanks for pre-pre-releasing
Joric_Art: twas very cool
vinopinguino: Thank yall! Hyped for this set
lirazel64:
1000
jwhighsmith: Thanks all!
anhakha: Let's just run it back and go again.
kailittu: Thank you!
maclenrac: Thank you, great job
MorganteMaggiore: they got the magic, you guys had the gathering
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Anubis169:
Thank YOU chat 
Anubis169: and thank you for the strim stram!
WandersWithBlender: Lovely art in this set, might have to get a few cards...
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Ktolos:

phoenixfeather14:
Thanks for the stream! Thanks to the mods!
Thanks to the chat judges! 
Electrum_Lancer: Looking forward to attending Lorwyn!
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Thee_Bovine: There any giveaways this time?We're
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Pharmacistjudge: @A_Dub888 now that you mention it.....
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- BlackRose
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Marvoleath: Singleton format on the singles day
MorganteMaggiore: this sunday sunday sunday
AugmentingPath: go to mtg.social/eclxlrr for a really big picture of that one cute elf, if nothing else
Thee_Bovine: Also, thanks for another great PPR!
Sarah_Serinde: !f2fspotlight
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Anubis169: ^
WandersWithBlender: GGs folks
Redbassist: Big but
A_Dub888: great, the frogs are gone!
CrossXhunteR: that's us
MagnusZaltras:

DNAli3n: wait, thats us!!!
shendaras:

LRRMTG_Judge: And now, it being nearly 1am here in Scotland, time for me to vanish off to bed! G'night all - BlackRose
AugmentingPath: @LRRMTG_Judge G'night, thanks for judging!
Shadowsoflife: We did this
vinopinguino: Oooo
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Anubis169: !schedule
maclenrac: I like big buts
Dog_of_Myth: ooo rare LRR raid
Pharmacistjudge: and the sub read is where I made my appearance when I was judging the PPR
Redbassist: Official magic ooo
accountmadeforants: I genuinely can't remember when the last raid was
Pharmacistjudge:
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Ty_Sylicus: Hello!
A_Dub888: afterlove eepy
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Juliamon: nah it's just a very long game
A_Dub888: did they ever finish the Mozart game?
Juliamon: they did finish Mozart
Anubis169:
i love that game 
accountmadeforants: Send Codes has been a great format
Sarah_Serinde:

Marvoleath: They may remember to pull park this time!
lamina5432: it might be better to go to the last check point
Redbassist: RV fishing, no not that kind
e_bloc: yeah the same crew as before but ben's license has been suspended
RockPusher: A parking occurred
loufghyslaufey:
@accountmadeforants The lastest,(?) More recent off Ounch-@-Chunk Offs? (
vs
)
Sarah_Serinde:

Anubis169: that is indeed a you
loufghyslaufey: *Punch-@-Chunk
TheWooglie: talk about music
vinopinguino: Talk about your book
Pharmacistjudge: give us your hot and cold cereal takes
e_bloc: James is a can opener
korvys: Perhaps Kathleen should host and James can be the guest
CaptainSpam: Ah, Ashes Reborn, a card game about the legendary Australia-England Cricket rivalry that... wait, what?
RandomTrivia:

Marvoleath: garbo!
ErynTzun: hooray garbage day
maclenrac: Throw them bones
korvys: The Wizards that be
kumatsu: it is
Pharmacistjudge: According to bluesky the early access was just a discord thing and they didn't send the normal email
RandomTrivia: There are gonna be so many funny little guys
Redbassist: Gib tree
A_Dub888: Kithkin bobble head?
loufghyslaufey: What tree?
PorpoisesUnknown: "I want this tree!!" lol\
lamina5432: he is the tub
vinopinguino: That tree swings
loufghyslaufey: Yiu mean, On-sen energy?
MPirate28: I do love a relaxed tree with zaddy energy
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I've heard of this game.
DNAli3n:
i just got the epilogue yesterday 
RandomTrivia: The highly anticipated sequel to Bisexual Disaster Simulator, Bisexual Disaster Simulator 2!
MPirate28:

Manitu_25: best game 2025
aitsu100: no Skilla issue
Eepy_meowmeow:
Supergiant
letsbelgo: Scylla poop
Fruan: I need a Scylla and the Sirens tour shirt SO BAD
aitsu100: same Fruan
CrossXhunteR: fancy dress again?
DNAli3n: @Fruan that would be so dope
e_bloc: I was always more of a charybdis fan myself
Dog_of_Myth: Decadent Draft
RandomTrivia: Ooooh, decadent!
Redbassist: Spicy
TheWanderingNomad:

TheWooglie: extravagant
vinopinguino: Huuuhhh
ProcyonFlynn: #BlameJames
PorpoisesUnknown: oooh how decadent indeed
A_Dub888: collectee boostee
silenceaux:
@e_bloc They should collab sometime 
e_bloc: you get to pick how many packs you get of each
e_bloc:
@silenceaux 
RandomTrivia: TTSF will return in "Goldfinger"
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e_bloc: they, like Kang the Conquerer will return
maclenrac: love the wind up
RandomTrivia: That is SO much salsa
Redbassist: Oh no serge don't die for the bit
CrossXhunteR: that's a very long sub crawl
RandomTrivia: About to pop off!
MPirate28: I love a 100 month year
Redbassist:

Shadowsoflife:

RandomTrivia:

Fruan: Pitch idea - A cH all about teaching Serge how to use a mic, but the whole video is silent because the mics weren't on.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Fruan Better as a crapshot.
Ty_Sylicus: The credits are so long!
Fruan: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Good note
Redbassist:

A_Dub888: @Dread_Pirate_Westley in the style of a silent movie
MTGDiversity: thanks for the stream!
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Flyingdelorion: Thank you sso much for this! Always a super fun stream to learn the new magical cards! Way beyond bedtime for me! bye bye everyone!
RandomTrivia: Nice
PorpoisesUnknown: LMao
Manitu_25: lmao
shendaras:

n3ther:

Manitu_25:
thank you serge for serging 
TehAmelie: we do like you and your stuff!
MPirate28:

RockPusher:

RandomTrivia:
PAUL 
Kentosaurus:

Dog_of_Myth:

Ashmantle:

DeM0nFiRe:

n3ther: oh that is so not true Kathleen
n3ther:

ghyllnox: You have a *book*
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Molator:

CrossXhunteR: i love a sad toot
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
Sarah_Serinde:

Juliamon: Everyone ready?
loufghyslaufey: Lightspeed!?
ErynTzun: Transferable skill sad trumpet
kailittu: raid raid raid
maclenrac: Thank y'all and Paul
PorpoisesUnknown: thank y'all for the stream!
ContingentCat: Thanks everyone
insanecat6mtg:
Goodnight everyone! 
falcn120: Thanks everyone!
lamina5432:

ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
phoenixfeather14:

kailittu: okay!
Sarah_Serinde:

loufghyslaufey: Engage Warp Drive!?
aitsu100: teeth teeth teeth
Alex_Frostfire: But, like, aggressively?
vinopinguino:

n3ther: starcrossed respect
falcn120: Great job players, judges, chat judges, Paul, etc!
NotCainNorAbel: this is going to go very well
Marvoleath:

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Anubis169: Everybody be on your best behaviour
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Sarah_Serinde:

RandomTrivia: Just got to get this one in here
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