Strebenherz: !next
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Send Codes (We get sent a LOT of game codes from developers and agencies. Now we have somewhere to play them. Pls Send Codes. Game: Second Sun) at Mon 01:00 PM PST (0s from now).
Creideiki_SE: !next
Manae:

Creideiki_SE: Eager crowd today.
beowuuf:

TheMerricat:
So.... three nexts which got the crown, the first trigger, the one closest to the response, or the one that came after ON the time. 
LoadingReadyRun: Be with you all shortly. Just finishing my lunch.
Strebenherz: all good. enjoy lunch
TheMerricat:
Not all good, now I'm hungry.
Time to pop some popcorn.
TXC2: no worries
Creideiki_SE: Clearly, second precision over NTP isn't enough. Bring on PTP and microseconds!
Strebenherz:

TXC2: I'm not sure we've taught LRRbot about microseconds
beowuuf: who's on today? by a process of elimination it isn't wheeler nor serge
TXC2: !events
Earthenone: !card second sun
LRRbot: Did you mean: Second Sunrise; Shadow of the Second Sun; Sphinx of the Second Sun; Form of the Approach of the Second Sun; Approach of the Second Sun
TXC2:
beowuuf I'm gonna make a wild stab in the dark and say Tim 
Earthenone: nah, gotta be morgan
beowuuf: third ben
TXC2: CONTACT
lightfut: We live
BraveOthello: @TXC2 It's like a ritual seeing that at the start of every stream
TehAmelie:

RELDnahcire:
I guess I can stop watching the PPR video on youtube while deleting work email to come here and do same 
TXC2: BraveOthello it sure is
UnknownFriday: Is there a weird audio warble or is it just me?
Nigouki: second sun? are we gonna be wretched scum and villiany?
TXC2: hello RELDnahcire welcome
Bassios: Ahoy nerds!
Bassios:

TXC2: UnknownFriday could be Twitch trying to catch you up, it does that sometimes
TXC2: hello Bassios welcome
RELDnahcire: @TXC2 Thanks for having me, it's great to be here
TheMerricat: @UnknownFriday twitch audio warbles are often that Twitch tweaking audio to try to 'catch up' due to lag
UnknownFriday: @TheMerricat What's odd about it is that it seemed like it was slowing down, not speeding up.
WriterRaven flops into chat, only mostly dead today
TheMerricat: @UnknownFriday Great SCOT!
TXC2: hello UnknownFriday welcome
RandomTrivia:
Hi friends! 
UnknownFriday: Hey there TCX2
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
JoTyler: hello, chat!
TXC2: hello JoTyler welcome
Flyingdelorion: Hello chatters!
TXC2: hello Flyingdelorion welcome
TehAmelie: strong memeing from James
HavenDragon: ahoy hoy!
Flyingdelorion: I thought I was late phw! Thank you @TXC2
TheMerricat:
Caught a tiktok today from an author of female led romances talking about how authors think they are the first people to invent 'feminism' for romance books and then goes on to list a bunch of books that did it before the current wave... and felt sad that those were all books I read when they came out. 
TXC2: hello HavenDragon welcome
TheMerricat watched 5 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
TXC2: Flyingdelorion nah, you're right on time
JoTyler: @TheMerricat haa relatable
TXC2: Here we GO!
Strebenherz: also this intro is great xD
Flyingdelorion: Fantastic @TXC2
RandomTrivia: @Strebenherz Yes, yes it is
JoTyler: hexa-head!
TXC2: Hexagon head ?
RELDnahcire: hexagon head!
Strebenherz: HEE HAW HEE HAW
beowuuf: lol
Jogela: Donkey James!
TheAinMAP:
Hello.
?
Nigouki: i'm guessing it's someone with a beard
RandomTrivia: Oh no, James has been hexed!
TheAinMAP:

ballofscience: Hexagon
beowuuf: hexajames
JKBalch: Hex-a_James
BraveOthello: They're the bestagons
RockPusher: Hexagons are the bestagons
TXC2:
James has to go back to Greek numbers school 
Flyingdelorion: Hello hexajames
TehAmelie: Modron? oh hi James
public_key_reveal_party: Is this viral marketing for a new silent hill?
RockPusher: so - new sound baffling?
BraveOthello: Are there ... 2 suns?
TXC2: two at least
TXC2:

BraveOthello:

Nigouki: have you asked one of the younger LRR members to help you with that computer stuff?
RELDnahcire: black hole (second) sun you're the code...
TheAinMAP:

Thefluffiestguineapig:

Thefluffiestguineapig: !picnic
LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
beowuuf:

RandomTrivia:

RockPusher: I mean it is Send Codes and not Do Not Lose Codes
Thefluffiestguineapig: I didn't even use that command because there was an issue
Thefluffiestguineapig: I did it as a joke
beowuuf: sound only in the full game. also visuals and gameplay. pretty demo screen only
BraveOthello: B or C?
Strebenherz: yes sound good
RELDnahcire: yes
TXC2: sure can
RandomTrivia: Yep!
Strebenherz: it's good
JoTyler: yup!
MenomeAlice: 🤘🎵SECOND SUN OF A SECOND SUN🎶
beowuuf:

Thefluffiestguineapig:
You just had to yell at it I guess 
RandomTrivia: Balance is pretty good
JoTyler: no, sounds good
Strebenherz: CURRENTLY it's good
Strebenherz: off work, just chilling
TehAmelie: i'm great. working hard
TXC2:
been to the dentist today, passed, so got that going 
Strebenherz: an auspicious time
Bassios:
I got told that my job is at risk of redundancy, so now I gotta look for a new job 
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm doing very bad, hoping the vibes here help
TehAmelie: maybe not since Minecraft?
public_key_reveal_party: Who left James unsupervised?
TXC2: passed as in didn't have anything wrong
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TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
Thefluffiestguineapig: Good hype!
kid_flashionable subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 77 months!
kid_flashionable: SUN SUN SUN SUN
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kid_flashionable: Oh sun song gone
RandomTrivia: Third Sun too many suns
RELDnahcire:
the music
TXC2: where's Uno or Serge on Discord to look after James?
kid_flashionable:

public_key_reveal_party: You were only allowed 2 suns apparently
Thefluffiestguineapig: James needs supervised to stop killing the music
kid_flashionable: 2 sun and that's IT
RELDnahcire: maybe we were at the loading screen too long and the music ran out...
TXC2: good, empire bad
TehAmelie: now it's p. loud
RandomTrivia: Ok game now quite loud
omnilord: Oh wow that's loud
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm seeing Warhams vibes
Sarah_Serinde: Way louder than you
Strebenherz: it's gotten loud
Thefluffiestguineapig: Still p loud
Aenir798: It's still very loud
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: It's not the game that's loud, mic is low.
Sarah_Serinde: Might be doubled?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, the Dark Sun? Are we in Nightvale?
RandomTrivia: No game audio now
kid_flashionable: I still hear some bird
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope
Aenir798: no
RELDnahcire: yes but its quiet
kid_flashionable: But I am wearing headphones
JoTyler: yes, it's low
Flyingdelorion: yes
RandomTrivia: Wait game very quiet but there
Aenir798: now yes
beowuuf: yes, airy
kid_flashionable: Yep, more birds
JoTyler: yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes now
BraveOthello: Yes, had to turn it all the way up
TXC2: yes, there's bird noise now
beowuuf: louder now
Sarah_Serinde: I thought it sounded doubled
RELDnahcire:

TehAmelie: well, one of those classes sound like a first sun guy, so i guess we discount them
Thefluffiestguineapig: Damn you OBS!
Creideiki_SE: The dark thing that goes in front of the sun is usually the moon, not a second, darker sun.
kid_flashionable: alexis
TXC2: Sentinel IMO
RandomTrivia: This game seems to be made mostly of edge, like a good chocolate brownie
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Creideiki_SE Hence why I asked if we were in Nightvale
TehAmelie: i was thinking shyguy
kid_flashionable: Oop phone please stop autocorrecting
Earthenone: no ranger on the class screen, james is going to be here a while
TehAmelie: but i can see a rhino
Bassios: Bandoleers are always good
kid_flashionable: I badly misspelled marauder apparently lol
MenomeAlice: Warrior/Ranger/Wizard
Creideiki_SE: @Thefluffiestguineapig Never heard of it.
SquareDotCube: You played Orc in WoW, didn't you James
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Earthenone No default long range only I was only
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Creideiki_SE Oh the podcast world? Never mind I was making my joke for myself
Wolfstrike_NL:
We need an Ashley closeby 
UnknownFriday: Bobson Dugnutt
TXC2: classic nightbook
Thefluffiestguineapig: OkatuJeff?
RandomTrivia: Turnip for what?
JoTyler: for what?
BraveOthello: Turn up for what?
TreeVor84: Turnip Nightbook
SquareDotCube: Jimmy Turnup
kingandcommoner: Turnup the Music?
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's Magnum!
TXC2:
2 is just me 
RandomTrivia:
Oh good, the Communal Chat Mono-Braincell is active 
kingandcommoner: creature...
RandomTrivia: Why him head so smol?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is it so wee
kid_flashionable:

TXC2: !clip
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JoTyler: oh are those the 'girl' heads?
kingandcommoner: 8
Earthenone:
thats those people that make the head as small as posible to avoid headshots 
TXC2: "why him head so small?" cut to the PRR and Serge's big head
Thefluffiestguineapig: Girl heads without asking if you want less broad shoulders are a choice for sure
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 YES
Creideiki_SE: Wake up with amnesia and a light guides you? Is this Destiny 2?
RandomTrivia: Nice
Steelwolf171: With that character I have a sudden craving for croissants and wine
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do not make your FOV a slider please, just a drop down
Thefluffiestguineapig: Stop using motion blur! No one likes it!
JoTyler: fine
TheMerricat: You are fighing the wind
TXC2: Motion blur default on is an automatic - 1
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fine
Steelwolf171: Windy
TXC2: it wimdy
NathanLonghair: lower please
Thefluffiestguineapig: Heckin wimdy
Thefluffiestguineapig: I. think you could be louder
NathanLonghair: game is pretty loud
JoTyler: oh yeah that's better
TheMerricat: Could you BEEE any louder?
Creideiki_SE: That is better.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, I think the ratio was off
Bassios: Ponder thy orb
Strebenherz: ponder orb
omnilord: That's balanced with the game volume 👍
Strebenherz: 1
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can you ponder the ORB
RandomTrivia: Ponder orb pls
JoTyler: 1
TheMerricat: I'd rather ponder it
Bassios: 1
TXC2: 1
Ashmantle: 1
RandomTrivia: One
kingandcommoner: 1
Creideiki_SE: 1
lightfut: No inspect, only ponder
WriterRaven: More a fan of pondering, but 1.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Who's up pondering they orb
LordZarano: 7
couchboyj: 1
Thefluffiestguineapig:
DAMNIT apparently I was sending messages too quickly 
TheAinMAP:

beowuuf:

CaptainSpam: ORB
Thefluffiestguineapig: Will it give you madness
Thefluffiestguineapig: YOU WANTED TO
couchboyj: You wanted to!!!
RandomTrivia: O R B
Invitare: I am the Law!
CaptainSpam: "I have never experienced a moral dilemma."
SnackPak_: good advice
Thefluffiestguineapig: Correct, ask for your lawyer
TXC2: it's shut the fuck up monday
Thefluffiestguineapig: WELP
CaptainSpam: Orb says: "Well, eff you too"
SnackPak_: run it back!
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehhe
TXC2: Orb: "are you a normal person, or a Fascist?"
UnknownFriday: I mean, I'm right here.
CaptainSpam: "The devs gave me a code."
SnowBuddy18: we don't talk to orb cops
Thefluffiestguineapig: This looks like ice skating
RandomTrivia:

TehAmelie: personality profile: omerta
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehe
JKBalch: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 1:28 PM
RandomTrivia:
James has done the thing! 
margieargie: Where's Lassie when you need her?
TheAinMAP:

SnackPak_: good stream, everyone
Thefluffiestguineapig:

JKBalch: time to hole 18 minutes
JoTyler: time to put on a little makeup
MenomeAlice: You're late for Sun School! Grab some toast!
CaptainSpam: You wake up and see the orbs again. "Okay, smartass, we're going to ask you these questions again..."
Thefluffiestguineapig: Airship?
LordZarano: Late as in "The Late Turnup"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do we need to go meet the others from the Brotherhood of Steel?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainSpam We aren't pushovers like that guy Dormamu
JoTyler: 'i had the orb dream again'
TXC2: "maybe 6-7 will be good?" James, sadly, was very wrong
cmdrud87: JamesLRR fell to his death
beowuuf: "tell me about vampires"
Strebenherz: we see it yeah
TXC2: stealth mode
JoTyler: sneaky shadows
NoxStryx: You don't squint when you sneak?
beowuuf: needs more medals on their chest
Vinewood_OG: You don't squint when you crouch?
TXC2: some WW1 moustaches in this game
LordZarano: You have very poor circulation, so crouching gives you tunnel vision
TXC2: Vinewood_OG yes, but not my with my eyes
Thefluffiestguineapig: Greeeeeaaaaaat
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Yeah, let's get some Otto Von Bismark level muttonchops too and we shall be golden
TXC2: GONG!
CaptainSpam: WHAM
RandomTrivia: *THUNK*
Strebenherz: MAWP
margieargie: CLANG
kid_flashionable: I am awake
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TXC2: seems ok so far
margieargie: I've been able to see fine so far
EvilBadman: Maybe the spooky lads cause they were ascared
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Nope bois might have
TXC2: moving on 2s
Sarah_Serinde: Also not necessarily moving in the same direction at the same time
NoxStryx: Usually the gamma getting messed with is Watch and Play's fault, to adjust for bad game lighting
TXC2: or Lets nope, for literally dark games
JoTyler: Q looks like a syringe
JoTyler: probably a healing item?
SnackPak_: got the zoomies
margieargie: @NoxStryx Maybe one of the games tomorrow has such bad lighting that it messes with the monitor today
TXC2: first person view dash is....a choice
NoxStryx: @TXC2 True,but that makes the assumption they are actually playing the games
TXC2: NoxStryx touché
NoxStryx: @margieargie A game so bad it accidentally produces tachyons
LordZarano: "Temporal AA" sounds weird
the_walking subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 95 months!
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LordZarano: Basically Minecraft
kusinohki: meows
TXC2:
most iridium is found MILES underground, so we REALLY lucked out with that find 
TXC2: hello kusinohki welcome
SnackPak_: we PoE now, I guess
type_variable subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months!
type_variable: Second son is not that special, I know familys with at Least 4 boys in them
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TXC2: forget the shooties, make with the cuties
kusinohki: I assume this is the sequel to first son??
kingandcommoner: oh hey, game just got 20% worse
accountmadeforants: Now now, just because you can use them for crafting doesn't mean your character knows how to craft things
TXC2:
can be used to craft.....by a vendor 
Nigouki: lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: Vibing or not
x0den: seems like old timey borderlands to me
RandomTrivia: So rude!
Nigouki: MF casts Fireball
TXC2: LEVEL UP!
Bassios: Moooooooooooooooooose!
RandomTrivia: Wait a second, there was a moose loose aboot that hoose!
TXC2: was that a moose, looked like an Elk to me?
kusinohki: not sure how I feel about gun being better than fireball...
LordZarano: FPoE (First Person of Exile)
SquareDotCube: I believe the word you're looking for is Destiny
TXC2: fantasy extraction shooter.....wait no that's mine, patent pending, you can't have it
Dalrint subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
Dalrint: Nice.
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TXC2: Nice
RandomTrivia: Nice
JoTyler: we did
beowuuf:

TXC2: !store
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TXC2: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 5 (new subscribers: 0, returning subscribers: 5, new patrons: 0, new YouTube members: 0, returning Youtube members: 0), bits cheered: 0, new followers: 2, YouTube super chats: 0, YouTube super stickers: 0
poipal: Dang, go live notification coming in 40 minutes late, c'mon Twitch
TXC2: I can't help but notice the lack of feet bones on that skelly
kusinohki: almost need a verticle sub notifier thingy and put it on the far left or right for some games...
poipal: @TXC2 They're in the shoes that keep washing up on shore on the island
Bassios: Him leggies cut off
TXC2: the Ulnar?
JoTyler: theres two bones in the forearm
JoTyler: radius and ulna
Nigouki: it's so yourlower arm can twist
Lex_Snipe_49: allows your forearm to twist
TXC2: poipal ah
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: Someone has a foot fetish.
CaptainSpam: @TXC2 No, Ben's on later tonight. Wait, no...
accountmadeforants:
So we've learned that James doesn't look at skeletons very often 
Nigouki: i can imagine what they did with the feet bones, but what did they do with the kneecaps?
Bassios: Someone likes the feets a little bit too much
TXC2:
CaptainSpam 
7gorobei: someone really likes human drumsticks
gualdhar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 101 months!
gualdhar: ++Months
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JoTyler: i'm more curious how theyre attaching the skellys to the wood XD
Nigouki: @JoTyler finishing nailgun will probably be great for taht
JoTyler: XD
Thefluffiestguineapig: Seems like it should be "May the Sun Bless you"
Bassios: Spoder?
JoTyler: super healthy
Bassios: Beautifully atmospheric
Nigouki: not smashing barrels and crates? not a gamer
LordZarano: Huh
Nigouki: D:
Nigouki: UNEXPLODABLE BARRELS!?
Nigouki: blasphemy!
kusinohki: i daresay that's the fastest loading crossbow I've ever seen....
SnackPak_: everyone loves dots
KeytarCat:
No mod slots 
TheAwkes: So kind of a D2 fusion rifle...
type_variable: why do you have to hold reload to fire the crossbow
LordZarano: Crossbow makes a good noise
MAPBoardgames: Am I the only one hearing DOOM music in their head right now?
Nigouki: leans with crossbow, bolt falls out of crossbow top, whoops
TXC2: to be fair, crossbows are slow to reload, and require a lot of pulling force
Angnor33: Loot
Bassios: Loot, presumably
TXC2:
MAPBoardgames well I am now 
SnackPak_: o7 bug
Bassios: Classic Doom music, the old MIDI stuff
Nigouki: well I guess I'm looking up doom music on a lute
MAPBoardgames: more spipers than expected
TXC2:
not a lute, but I've heard E1M1 on a banjo 
Thefluffiestguineapig: More lava spipers than I've seen in a wile
Thefluffiestguineapig: *while
LordZarano: !findquote spider
LRRbot: Quote #1326: "Spiders have no right to be adorable!" —Paul [2015-12-21]
RandomTrivia:
Walker Rifle - "disables sprinting" 
kusinohki: the way the screen flashes when you pick up items makes me think you're getting hit...
lightfut: Gimme that ff9 battle music you were humming
Thefluffiestguineapig: The lack of music is indeed odd
TXC2: maybe it's like Fallout, and we've got to turn the radio on?
calculated_uncertainties:
100
1
DaFhaye: That's a satisfying reload
KilrenKrae subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 114 months!
KilrenKrae: hi
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MAPBoardgames: Keyboard isn't clickey enough for him
TheWriterAleph: click click boom
MAPBoardgames: clicky clicky boom boom
TheWriterAleph: chicka chicka boom boom
TXC2:
so this gun has a charging handle, meaning it probably has a bolt, but it's not extracting spent cases 
KeytarCat:
the weapons say "no mod slots" 
BigGiantCircles: chick chiky boom
TheWriterAleph: chitty chitty bang bang
RoseBitter: I am not good at shooty games and so don't always know what's going on, but rah rah go James!
SnackPak_: that's the good stuff
TXC2: now we're cooking with gas
lightfut: We're link not donkey Kong
MAPBoardgames: Smashing pots for money. you can Urn a lot doing that.
lightfut: Lol boooo
TXC2:
MAPBoardgames booooo 
TheWriterAleph:
@MAPBoardgames my partner groaned. so that's two boos from us 
MAPBoardgames:
double 
Theycallmejokke: 204 is not zero
MAPBoardgames: 204 is not enough, either
Bassios: Ooh, death yoga
RoseBitter: died to fire again!
TheWriterAleph: ope.
TXC2: oh dear
lamina5432: that was a ragdoll
BigGiantCircles: das a spicy meatball
omnilord: @Bassios "Death yoga" love this term for that
BigGiantCircles: well that's just grate
SnackPak_:

Diabore: gdi james now they wont send more codes
Bassios: @omnilord I'm pretty sure I stole it from Heather's BG3 playthrough
sgowell: gate is down. time to fight the rancor
SnackPak_: save us, barrel
Theycallmejokke: We live here now
Bassios: Get friendly with an explosive barrel
KeytarCat: Save and reload?
lamina5432: time to restart?
BigGiantCircles: speak friend and enter?
Dalrint: So would you call this Skygun or Gunrim?
SnackPak_: welp
Barb4rian: Grenade at your feet?
KeytarCat: There's another barrel
SnackPak_:

Bassios: More death yoga
lightfut: We're free!
poipal: Failed successfully
ashtonfpd: the sweet embrace of death
Theycallmejokke: Success?
RandomTrivia: Welp
ashtonfpd: oh they wen biblically accurate
Bassios: And also don't stand in the lava
SnackPak_: neat
ritchards: the floor was lava?
Theycallmejokke: Lave hot
Barb4rian: Lava bad
TXC2: yeap we full fold like laundry
GamerCat88 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 85 months!
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7gorobei: is this one of those biblically accurate angels?
MAPBoardgames: I was ging to say "don't die in a fire" but the lava one covers that
ashtonfpd: wait hes actually sick with it
ritchards: First Try!
Bassios: Woo!
MAPBoardgames: "It's never the boss, it's always the adds."
RandomTrivia:

Theycallmejokke: Winner is you
lamina5432: GG
TXC2: 7gorobei other then that the bible never describes angels, yes
Sethalidos subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 62 months!
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Bassios: Congarmulabuns!
RandomTrivia: A complimentary victory flag?
TheWriterAleph: as opposed to the revolvers that don't deal pain...?
Theycallmejokke: We're a cowboy now
Nigouki: i hope it's pain for your enemies and not your wrist
megadrivers: this about as much Pain as a level 3 EPIC can provide
MAPBoardgames: It's good he's using regular ammo. irregular ammo causes jamming.
Sethalidos: man Twitch is being absolute shit for me today
CaptainSpam: Make sure to keep your ammo regular. Craft it with lots of fiber.
RandomTrivia: @MAPBoardgames Oh no, the last thing we want is our enemies being warned of our presence by the sound of Bob Marley
MAPBoardgames: I know why this guy is in charge. The 'stashe.
megadrivers: is there any way to refine the curl and luster of his mustache?
MAPBoardgames: They all have mustaches. But the colonel's is clearly the best.
TheWriterAleph: that's a commander's stache right there, tell you hwat
TheWriterAleph: mandatory volunteering
RandomTrivia:
Ah, the 5 stages of grief 
ritchards: get 10 bear asses
ritchards: does clean up camp mean pick up litter?
RandomTrivia: Well that's not realistic
SnackPak_: does rest not mean sleep?
KeytarCat: Is there a map waypoint?
spo8n: lol
KeytarCat: ewww
SnackPak_: wow, I was being a smart ass
RandomTrivia:
Oh that was the napping bag, not the sleeping bag 
ritchards: I dream... of titles!
loufghyslaufey: That's still it?
TXC2: to dream of splash pages
KeytarCat: wait, they sent you a code for the demo?
RandomTrivia: This sure is one of the games of all time
megadrivers: colonel tyroe will see you again in... second sun
KeytarCat: Ah, got it
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming James
RandomTrivia:
Night TXC2, see you soon! 
glynnthedragon: hey
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sleep well TXC2
RandomTrivia:
Stories will be told of this guy, this is a Turnup for the books 
ritchards: Speed run time!
Flyingdelorion: Goodnight @TXC2
Anubis169: Tagging in!
Anubis169: 'lo Chat
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kusinohki: what's the origin of Turnup? I know it was a common name for 18 games and counting...
EvilBadman: $16 USD this week
Clench_Eastwood:
remember when someone being subbed for over a year was novel 
Anubis169: that was in the before times
Clench_Eastwood: mop
GapFiller: kusinohki iirc James Turnip Turner
RandomTrivia: @Clench_Eastwood I remember being there for the first person to hit 100 months, and that was... uh... a while ago...
Clench_Eastwood: it was lol
Clench_Eastwood: James, I was responding to @RandomTrivia
Clench_Eastwood: sorry
RandomTrivia: At least the boomstick is cool
lamina5432: combat looks very skyrim
Anubis169:
so fast 
RandomTrivia:

Clench_Eastwood: way faster than skyrim
Clench_Eastwood: so fire seems strong
RandomTrivia:
This seems perfectly fine and balanced 
Clench_Eastwood: nevermind
TheWriterAleph:

ritchards: Someone switched on the spider tap
RandomTrivia:

KeytarCat:
barrel 
GamerCat88:

lamina5432: went too fast
Clench_Eastwood: spider faucet
Sethalidos: you had more skills you unlocked
Anubis169:

Krillin_fan: Not Turnup the Third?
ritchards: Shuold Ironman this to really get it doing
lightfut: Turnip jr sr
RandomTrivia: Run starts at uptime 01:26:19
Krillin_fan: GDQ may be over, but James is carrying it's spirit
RandomTrivia:

CaptainSpam: "Oh, look, it's Mr. I'm-Too-Good-For-Questions again."
MAPBoardgames: The spirit of the orb lives inside you!
ritchards: you can't skip the orbs and just get in the water?
kingandcommoner: you shouldn't eat coins
Bassios:
50 Lets feed them nerds!
TheWriterAleph: in teh aaaarms oooof a gibb
Krillin_fan: you too can help buy Serge coffee!
RockPusher: gotta keep Beej in cereal
Wolfstrike_NL: I thought we were raising money for pokemon lego
SnackPak_: ooo, new tech
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Do my bits contribute to poutine in any way?
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RockPusher: gun wizard
RandomTrivia: Welp
GhostValv: wowie
MAPBoardgames: question answered
RandomTrivia: We found another explosive barrel
Bassios: Fantastic
ritchards: yes and no...
TheWriterAleph: survey SAYS
Bassios: Well done
CaptainSpam: SPEED
SnackPak_: amazing
kingandcommoner: Lost forever
KeytarCat: welp
Vonbane: get that evil barrel
GhostValv: explode self any%
KeytarCat: stop the timer
lightfut: Noooo turnip sr sr!
RandomTrivia: Death% in just 2:47!
lamina5432: shooting the barrel didn't help
Nathade: since this is a speedrun, only do subs and bits during slow parts of the game?
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kingandcommoner: Sorry to hear that. Lack of Soul is one of the leading causes of politicians
RandomTrivia: Current run starts at stream uptime 01:29:45
KeytarCat: I think starting time at first input in the real world would be kind, but eh
SnackPak_: totally worth a shot
RandomTrivia: Dang, no orb skip today
MAPBoardgames: You must PONDer the orbs
KeytarCat: Great pond entry
ritchards: nice entry, no pause on the dive, the judges will like that
Nathade: but do you have to ponder all the orbs (i assume so)
CaptainSpam:
@MAPBoardgames boooooooo 
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lightfut: Now we gotta find which language selection scrolls the fastest
MAPBoardgames: That firebolt staff has some bass to it
Vonbane:
push 1 and find out 
KeytarCat: Now, you probably want to high-roll a purple staff to really get an optimal time, but that's just RNG
ritchards: are the dungeons randomly generated (outside of the boss room?)
jessicaengle: Oh hai is that James?
lightfut: This .... Is my boomstick!!!!
jessicaengle: Shooting the mans?
jessicaengle: @lightfut What is this from? I knew a kid in high school 30 years ago who said it all the time
Bassios: @jessicaengle Evil Dead I believe
ritchards: @jessicaengle Evil Dead / Army of Darkness, how he refered to his shotgun
jessicaengle:
Hmmmmm
Okay
jessicaengle: ty
TheAinMAP:

KeytarCat: I'm betting the 1 ability regens mana
Bassios: Yeah, there were waves of dudes to get through
Vonbane: what's 2 do now?
Nathade: is gear auto-equipped?
glynnthedragon: !followage
Vonbane: oooh 3 is meteor storm
ritchards: I wonder how many levels you can farm in the demo?
SnackPak_: GG
RandomTrivia: 01:40:17
GhostValv:
I dunno I didn't track 
RandomTrivia: 10:42
MAPBoardgames: He's dead in the lava when the tutorial window closes
Marvoleath: !updog
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RandomTrivia: Wait, sorry, 10:32
MAPBoardgames: I'm surprised and impressed
SnackPak_: come on movement tech
Bassios: More death yoga
Nathade: other character?
KeytarCat:
Your regen was going to kill you if the lava didn't 
RandomTrivia: Yeah, you've got this
RandomTrivia: Current run starts 01:42:21
lightfut: Good first split there
RandomTrivia: James Done Quick
Nathade: time for a donation read? since loading
Bassios: Awesome Games Done James
Diabore: awesome james doing games quick
Wolfstrike_NL: James Games Quick
Krillin_fan: AGDJ
Piratical_tendancies: Awesome James Done Quick
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TheWriterAleph: Video James Do Fast
Nathade: 3:10 to dungeon entrance
RandomTrivia: Oof
Barb4rian: F
ritchards: dang
Bassios: Oh you got scrompled
Nathade: F
ZombieHendrix: and they lost your soul?!
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RandomTrivia: Current run starts at stream uptime 01:47:11
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Diabore: dont runs usually start when you get control?
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RandomTrivia: A lot of games start their timer when you press start
RandomTrivia: Timers usually end at last input
KeytarCat: I checked for official rules on src, and there are none
RandomTrivia: (whether that's last control input or last text advance)
RandomTrivia: Look at this sick movement
Nathade: 1 minute from first movement (and then interacting with orbs) to waking up in camp
RandomTrivia: WHAT
Bassios: Holy hell
Vonbane: a barrel i think
MAPBoardgames: Your runs are getting faster
Nathade: consistent 3:10 to dungeon entrance
Diabore: did we find a landmine?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Something on fire?
TheAinMAP:

RandomTrivia: 01:51:33
Krillin_fan: this run will be awesome to watch during SGDQ!
KeytarCat: Just checked, one of the barrel haulers rounded the corner into you
RandomTrivia: 01:52:08 assuming we didn't save any progress with the orbs
Nathade:
Second sun does not yet have an entry on speedrun.com
RandomTrivia: 01:52:55
ThorSokar:
There's a surprising number of games that just aren't on speedrun.com
Kipstar: "I'm way faster when you aren't watching"
RandomTrivia: Using one's own keyboard and mouse makes quite a difference
TheWriterAleph: reminds me of the old Dark Forces demo that had the first 1/4 of the game. played through that over and over as a kid
ThorSokar: oh, you can get some good speed if you bunny hop just right
MAPBoardgames: I feel like kiting away from the objective hurts your splits
Micalovits: A little late - have we found the first sun yet?
LordZarano: Is dashing any faster?
MAPBoardgames: Blue wizard needs food, badly
Vonbane: is #1 health for energy, or energy for health?
KeytarCat: 1 trades away health for energy
KeytarCat: Ether items are your heals, and they drop klike other items
Micalovits: o7
RandomTrivia: Awwwwww o
RandomTrivia: Dang that was such a good run
ThorSokar: dang
Bassios: Aw man
lamina5432: ragdoll yoga
KeytarCat: ran out of mana 😭
RandomTrivia: Some of the enemies definitely explode on death
TheWriterAleph: yeetin' good in the neighborhood
RandomTrivia: Start time 02:00:50
MAPBoardgames: i think the start should be when you click ok from the first steps tutorial
RandomTrivia: Very clean orb segment
Nathade: really clean orb split
Bassios: It not perfect system, but it work
KeytarCat: Timing rules only really matter when collating many runs
KeytarCat: collating??
Krillin_fan: colonoscopy-ing
Thefluffiestguineapig: The focus is real
Angnor33: tab?
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
Bassios: T?
KeytarCat: Z
lightfut: Run killer
KeytarCat: That's fine, finishing runs is the important part, and you aren't dead yet
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's like when Ben did the golf game on Let's nope and ran out of content but then got into the speed run strats
KeytarCat: there we go, plenty of healing
hyalopterous: just got here, is this a fantasy FPS like Hexen?
RandomTrivia:

KeytarCat: @hyalopterous This is FPS diablo, sorta
hyalopterous:
@KeytarCat 
Diabore: do we have a better stave?
KeytarCat: put on your armor and pray?
Bionull: All this panic from the terrifying man shooting fireballs everywhere
Barb4rian: Never didnt have it
RandomTrivia: Finish time 02:10:15
Angnor33: 35 minutes
Nathade: 9:25 PB
SnackPak_: ayyyy
thingo314:

Wolfstrike_NL:
Yea, leveling and switching gear seems not needed 
RandomTrivia: Yep, 9:25
PaperDoopliss: The death flop has not yet gotten old
Bassios: And some death yoga to end the run
KeytarCat: Leveling or gear is probably safe, but you probably don't need both
RandomTrivia: 02:11:17
Dalrint: Are you creating a new speedrunning catagory?
Wolfstrike_NL: Mayby just the weaon, but the boss just dies
Thefluffiestguineapig: Similar to what Ben did with Kraven Manor?
KeytarCat:
@Dalrint creating the ONLY speedrun category! 
RandomTrivia:

Diabore: james maybe we need to menu before the monster room, see if we have a powerful staff by then
DeM0nFiRe: ORB
RandomTrivia: He's absolutely locked in!
MAPBoardgames:
The orbs are impressed
Nathade: Orb split 5s faster
ghyllnox: Split orbs sounds painful
Nathade: great orb split
KeytarCat: can you identify equipment from the equipment screen or do you have to go to the consumables screen?
Critterbot: Err... I mean, yes, quite.
MAPBoardgames: I think you can shave a few seconds in the camp by going behind the market tent to talk to the colonel
KeytarCat: There's a cut on the way to dungeon hill, but that's probably less than a second
Nathade: great dungeon split: 6s faster
RandomTrivia:
Wait, "wind bomb" unlocked? This really is a speed game! 
Nathade: I have 5 Splits: Orb (start to first light of waking up) Camp (to next loading screen) dungeon entrance Dungeon second floor Boss Death
ThorSokar: Have you already done experiments on wand fire rate? IE: if you bury the wand in an enemy can you fire even faster?
RandomTrivia: Oh oof
RayFK: Primary: Big magic stick. Secondary: a fucking gun!?
RandomTrivia:

Bassios: Dangit
Bionull: Surprising after that orb split
RandomTrivia: One more?
RayFK: Oh you're speedrunning
RayFK: Oh dear
lightfut: Greatest magic of all, casting gun at level 3
RandomTrivia: 02:18:31
Bassios: We're having so much fun
TehAmelie: we can only send so many souls to be lost forever huh
LordZarano: Gonna try the Marauder?
Bassios: I mean that entirely non sarcastically
DeM0nFiRe: Welcome to AJDQ
KeytarCat: That time we didn't use our mana regen, which caused a little trouble, followed by swift death
Nathade: you had great splits that run, was an even better dungeon second floor split
RandomTrivia: @DeM0nFiRe That's it, that's the acronym we were trying to find
SnackPak_: love to see a good orb split
Dalrint: @DeM0nFiRe I'm bothered by how well that works
KeytarCat: G'orb split
DeM0nFiRe:

Bassios: I'll split your colonel
Bassios: Or something
TehAmelie: Awesome Games with Awesome James
RayFK: This one of those games with faster diagonal moving?
RandomTrivia:
that was FAST
PaperDoopliss: Professional gamer
DeM0nFiRe:

kristian_fischer: James Turner, All Terrain Boinger.
CaptainSpam: Please boing responsibly.
Nathade: great dungeon split
Bassios: Gah DAMN
lightfut: Awesome James done quick, v yes
PaperDoopliss: The radius on those dudes
RandomTrivia: the heck was that?!
DeM0nFiRe: F
GhostValv: haha
ThorSokar: F
Dalrint: James has certainly learned to swear like a speedrunner
RandomTrivia: So rude
RayFK: I like seeing you get more mad at this compared to like PUBG
TehAmelie: ever since Quake 3 everyone defaults to diagonal jumping even though there's really few games where it works
Krillin_fan: uhhh....one more?
jessicaengle: Spicy language
RandomTrivia: 02:22:54
RandomTrivia:

RandomTrivia: You've got this, James!
BusTed:

RandomTrivia: Little bonk but otherwise great orb segment
Bionull: Eh, could been better. Reset I think.
Bassios: Pretty gorb!
RandomTrivia: New vocal warmup discovered
TehAmelie: pyrtygorb
KeytarCat:
I just downloaded the game 
RandomTrivia: There's clearly a game here that people cared about making
KeytarCat: I want to arbitrarily shoot things and Destiny is too big a file
RayFK: Not I
SnackPak_: I believe
Basic_Human_Decency: I sure dont
PaperDoopliss: For the true speedrunner experience we need gambling options
MAPBoardgames: I have faith you'll reach the dungeon
KeytarCat: I wanna be someone who believes
RandomTrivia: Oh ffs........... RUDE
BusTed: *bap*
SnackPak_: art!
Bassios: Slapped to death
Kipstar: look out
Diabore: ggs ggs
RandomTrivia: GGs
EvilBadman: "Hey, no., stop doin' that"
PaperDoopliss: Good to see the birth of a star racer
TheWriterAleph: o7
ritchards: Fun run!
CaptainSpam: The ol' dope-slap of death.
BusTed: both teams played hard
TheAinMAP:

MAPBoardgames: !next
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lamina5432: gnight
RandomTrivia: I'm sure it will be nonsense
MAPBoardgames: Did they winch the RV out of the lake?
Strebenherz: !patreon
Strebenherz: !store
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CaptainSpam:
@MAPBoardgames You'll have to tune in to find out! ...unless someone remembers and mentions it. 
Strebenherz: Hey you're cool too dork
Bassios: That game looks like it's a lot of fun
RandomTrivia: Missed the first one of these, can't wait to find out what all the chaos is about
Krillin_fan: down the road? i see what you did there
Strebenherz: @RandomTrivia Repo minus the monsters, plus a van and rock climbing
LordZarano: He he, down the road
RandomTrivia: @Strebenherz .............. SOLD!
Bassios: Ooh, an AF40K
Strebenherz: @RandomTrivia It's very good at road trip vibes but also very goofy
Strebenherz: Kinda like repo vibes if that makes sense
Krillin_fan: the decadence
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Strebenherz: I wish y'all the finest pulls
Strebenherz: SPEAKING OF
Vinewood_OG: Sweeeet
CaptainSpam: Is there a proper endgame to REPO yet?
Bassios: I do love Good Mooning Mornbase
RandomTrivia:
Thanks for the stream, James! 
Bassios: Thanks for the stream!
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream!
Bassios:
50
RandomTrivia:

DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
CaptainSpam: Subs!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Strebenherz: the music changed RIGHT as you put the watch on xD
Strebenherz: o/
CaptainSpam: James doesn't give subs a chance to wait around!
Strebenherz: !next
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