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GasCityGaming:
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ghyllnox: How old is the intro at this point
fastlane250: W e
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PharaohBender27:
TehAmelie: hello!
ghyllnox: Love the hat
Violet__Violence: lmaaaoooo
Strebenherz: That silent "HELP ME" was gold
n3ther: poor Alex o7
trebuchetboy: observation and gaming my favorite
Foxmar320: Help will arive in 4-6 weeks
ErynTzun: You can't leave. Live in garbage game land now.
anhakha: Graham literally pays him. If he doesn't play the games, he can fire him.
ThrinagaBattleheart: That hat is amazing
northos: help, Alex is trapped in a stream factory
CaptainSpam: I like how the W+P logo just kinda leaves the screen as if it had no real exit strategy.
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Masslost: the hat choice is A+
jessicaengle:
Nigouki: more like PrayStation
matthaus_c: I should give my boss custody of my passport...
Juliamon: Monke
Anaerin: Thrift Store Where?
thebuzzstreams: oh nooooooo
Atarra: uh oh
PharaohBender27: 👀
Violet__Violence: monke
Foxmar320: oh no
ThrinagaBattleheart: Ohhhhh noooooo
niccus: uh oh
ThorSokar: oh nooooooooooooooooooo
YawnLance: uh oh
MacbethSeemsSus: Uh oh
Nigouki: oh please let there be a dogshit Avatar game
matthaus_c: oh. oh no
ThrinagaBattleheart: A *recent* trash game...
DeM0nFiRe: Kong Skull Island was at GDQ this year!
sethtriggs: uh oh
tidehollowcat: Uh oh
Foxmar320: OH NO
matthaus_c: not the disc horse
RandomTrivia:
oh NO
IanAllenBird: pretty straightforward
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, I am afeared
margieargie: I'm assuming an actual bad game not not another "too much water" situation
ErynTzun: @ThrinagaBattleheart oh haha I just realized what it was, the tape over it and the angle thew me off.
Violet__Violence: okay ign
e_bloc: damning with faint criticism
anhakha: 4 out of...?
raulghoulia: 4/100
anhakha: 100?
SachielOne: IGN broke out the FORBIDDEN NUMBERS?!
TehAmelie: out of 10?
DeM0nFiRe: It really makes you feel like you're playing a bad game -- IGN, probably
phoenixletmeuseadashd: below 4 is for things like extreme paintbrawl
Aceviru: Well it's not bananza, which they called a masterpiece
betweenmyself: ohhhh THIS game
Articerile: OH
ThrinagaBattleheart: OHHHHhhhhh
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Nigouki: wut
DandyGeek: oh my
Foxmar320: Oh honey no
e_bloc: quiet 4's an 8's talking
RainyMint: Uh
Violet__Violence: oh i've not heard of this either and i'm excited/scared
ThrinagaBattleheart: Steph Sterling has... words about this
SpicedWafers: oh this game is bad
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sethtriggs: Got asset flip energy from this screen
Foxmar320: Hey DandyGeek
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Rhynerd: oh, i think I saw some trailers of this last year
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I just KNEW you would play this
anhakha: The number 4 is similar to death in Chinese i think i remember someone saying.
Foxmar320: Dino Crisis 1 and 2 were fun games
betweenmyself: there will be crawling
matthaus_c: well they've been extinct for a few years
tidehollowcat: There's a Jurassic Park survival horror/adventure kinda game called Jurassic Park Survival coming up.
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Violet__Violence: that is... a poor text choice for a black background tbh
DandyGeek: @Foxmar320 hey hey, I don't think we're prepared for this
Foxmar320: Then we got dinos in space
Garfman314: having not been following IGN... ever... 4 out of actually what?
RealLegitStreamer: oh hey I heard about this. it’s supposed to be terribad.
EvilBadman: Capcom would rather make ExoPrimal
Strebenherz: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
ClodiumSoride: Pinball would be great! They're just making pachinko.
PharaohBender27 rolls eyes
Strebenherz: OH
CaptainSpam:
Oi! Capcom got out of the pinball market back in the 90s! 
sethtriggs: Oh that can't be good
EvilBadman: @Garfman314 10
Violet__Violence: uh huh
ghyllnox: With *that* intro splash?
Strebenherz: OH NO
Thefluffiestguineapig: My dude, you understand people mod console games
Strebenherz: OHHHHH
YeetTheRich_: oh boy
Foxmar320: @DandyGeek Never prepared for garbage day
DandyGeek: LOL
thebuzzstreams:
ErynTzun: I just remembered the Paranoia tabletop game, but I think that's Ultraviolet
Garfman314: @EvilBadman thanks
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH THERE IT IS
RandomTrivia:
Strebenherz: "I'm too pretty to die"
Violet__Violence: BUTTOCK-FORWARD
ghyllnox: lol. Lmao
sethtriggs: "I'm too Pretty To die?"
TehAmelie: what does Capcom do? Resident Evils and Street Fighters, maybe some Mega Mans?
Mnemonicman: butts
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Kipstar: THAT SOUNDS WRONG
RainyMint: lmao
Foxmar320: Butt towards God as intended
ThrinagaBattleheart:
"buttock-forward"
ClodiumSoride: This side toward camera?
DandyGeek: Oh, you mean the PC has a prominent backpack?
northos: I don't think those are supposed to go forwards, Graham
DeM0nFiRe: Is buttock forward the opposite of ass backwards?
matthaus_c: badonk-garde
Strebenherz: NO THAT'S NOT GOOD
Kipstar: whoops caps
Mai_Andra: "Behind-forward"
EchoesOfTheTide: I don't think forward is where the buttock belongs, surely?
betweenmyself:
there WILL be crawling… you have been warned 
jessicaengle: buttocks go in the rear
Violet__Violence: welp
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
BusTed:
gibbousm: clip it
northos: eh, what does he know
TehAmelie: i mean Bob Ross did that SOMETIMES
sethtriggs: huh
IanAllenBird: I don't know that he did
Strebenherz: Eat shit Leonardo!
n3ther: did he really say that...
RandomTrivia: [CITATION NEEDED]
margieargie: Eh, not anyone who knows about art then clearly
Foxmar320: No citation
tidehollowcat: This so far looks like something I would want to play if it weren't for all the reviews
LurkerSpine: googling now
YawnLance: Eh it's fine he never made anything notable
niccus: truly we're about to see a work of art
e_bloc: will I understand if I haven't seen code: Red code: Orange, code: Yellow, code: green, code: blue, or code indigo
MacbethSeemsSus: Googling
sethtriggs: (x) Doubt
DeM0nFiRe: smol turt
ANeMzero: my first google result on this game is "you should get a refund" and "this looks like a generic 3d porn engine game"
Going_Medium: He's a Ninja!
NonchalantAvenger: §actaully said that
ButButTheJesus: tortl
GasCityGaming: he did say it apaprently
anhakha: He's dead. What can a dead person know?
saucemaster5000: I mean he's dead so he can't be that smart
DrLigmaPhD: Leo was probably being technical not edgy teenage
Mnemonicman: spes turble
Bruceski: Did da Vinci even speak English?
tidehollowcat: Yes
Viewers_Like_You: "You can't believe everything you read in a video game." - Leonardo da Vinci
jessicaengle: Her hand only had four fingers
e_bloc: gorilla monsoon
thatguysteve2709: I was hoping this game was gonna be good I am so sad it's not
EvilBadman: Regina is def the first name
Fanklok: Ds Vinci knew a few languages
sethtriggs: Those are some tiny arm
DrLigmaPhD: @jessicaengle Simpsonverse
KV1NN4: she looks like ahigh res Skyrim npc
anhakha: Ha. Couldn't even speak English. He could only speak Italian. What a laser.
CaptainSpam: So is this the sort of "we'll see this in Awful/Silly Block next GDQ" bad?
ANeMzero: She was Regina but idk if they gave her last name? Wiki does not state one.
Violet__Violence: later
e_bloc:
666
TheAwkes: A door to the dinosaur past. You need to talk to legal about this.
NonchalantAvenger: stargate is WILDLY underrated
anhakha: Really autocorrect...?
Rhynerd: Regina has a last name?
ghyllnox: Goodreads has it as an actual quote, I'm not seeing any more authoritative source at first look
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so that quote _is_ attributed to DaVinci, at least we have articles in 2014 saying he said it...
TheAinMAP:
Sorator13: look, it's not Leo's fault that he didn't know about phosphorescence yet
fastlane250: fargate
Despoiler98: Lady this is a Stargate not a tea party
RandomTrivia: You can see all 15 strands of her hair
ThrinagaBattleheart: Hopefully not @CaptainSpam , if this game is gonna be T&A 24/7 as promised by socials
e_bloc: but is it kurt russell stargate or mcguyver stargate
CaptainSpam: @ThrinagaBattleheart Ah, drat.
northos: @RandomTrivia and I bet they're taking up 90% of the processing power
Foxmar320: I can't find a last name anywhere for Regina
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Garfman314: they're not doin' great with the facial expressions
Juliamon: damn, that lip filler tho
Violet__Violence: she looks unbothered for the most part
NonchalantAvenger: harsh
Crad0k: ooh, what's hat halo effect around her, is that... on purpose?
Voidhawk42: I don't think we're in Kansas any more
betweenmyself: “How dare you incorrectly cite me in a poorly reviewed video game; the butts are nice thought.” - Leonardo da Vinci
ThrinagaBattleheart: I love GDQ but sex appeal games don't really belong there or even get accepted
Arclight_Dynamo: Ned Flanders?
Atarra: wow, don't like that guy
kumatsu: @Arclight_Dynamo ok it wasn't just me
sethtriggs: He looks like he's about to talk to us about the Blockchain
Despoiler98: GET IN THE ROBOT SHINJI
TehAmelie: the CGI looks expensive at least
RandomTrivia: What even are these camera angles
CaptainSpam: Ohm.
RatherLargeToad: and now, Steve Jobs
VorlonScout: Who in the tech company CEO is he?
ThrinagaBattleheart: I did see Bayonetta 2 on GDQ once
Arclight_Dynamo:
@kumatsu 
raulghoulia: more
niccus: homme?
northos: hi, not-g-man
ghyllnox: We have such breasts
Sarah_Serinde: I already hate this man
anhakha: You can tell they know what cinematography is at least, and didn't just take a series of cut and copy assets.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi not Bane
e_bloc: resistence is futile, ohm
TheMadS8nt: you can surely trust him, he has a mustache
RandomTrivia: oh I really hope it's a decontamination shower
Sorator13: Oh good, decontamination
ErynTzun: That's some weird color blush
sethtriggs: That was fast!
Foxmar320: Could have at least given her a towel
RandomTrivia: Oh thank fuck for that
Arclight_Dynamo: I am a meat popsicle.
brainbosh: Human popsicle
ThrinagaBattleheart: Ah yes, Naked Woman Shoots Dinosaurs Simulator 2026
KV1NN4: i thoguht she was going to have agnecy - silly me
ErynTzun: or is it sub protection, are we going to see some football?
raulghoulia: this is art but is it a game?
sethtriggs: Armbra is putting in work!
HadesLeprechaun: It's like RLM is always saying, the best bad movies are by incompetent directors sincerely trying
TheMerricat: BIG HANDS
Atarra: this is not one of those "positive female representation" things in the slightest
anhakha: It's a breen.
margieargie: Oh yeah, don't want any racy mods of this game woould you
Vinewood_OG: To this day that line makes me laugh.
NoxStryx: Im not used to showing up 11 minutes late to a stream in tuesdays and there already is gameplay happening
TheMerricat: @NoxStryx Nope
e_bloc: oh its this hentai
DrLigmaPhD: That water was rough
Violet__Violence: suddenly tits
sethtriggs: Oh
YawnLance: WHAT FACILITY?!
TehAmelie: i took it that Korben somehow got reduced to meat popsicle class in the future class system
Gekyouryuu: good heavens
nevyn666: i dont know
Fruan: What was that cut?
circusofkirkus: boobs
Foxmar320: lol
Masslost: and here i thought this was a wendys
RandomTrivia: Well that's gratuitous
ThrinagaBattleheart: And now, a shot of her halter top, because
Voidhawk42: Meat Popsicle - Space Force slang for someone whose gone through cryo sleep many times
e_bloc: boobs are happening
ButButTheJesus: boobs is happening
CaptainSpam: We're kinda... jumping ahead here?
NoxStryx: @TheMerricat Lets
AugmentingPath: not the glass that stops us from saving someone!
NonchalantAvenger: boobs???
Thefluffiestguineapig: Objectification is what's happening? Aleins?
brainbosh: Looked like she bit the glass
thatguysteve2709: Why are we in cryptonight
tidehollowcat: I'm a bit confused
betweenmyself:
presumably having your hands against the wall reduces the likelihood of falling down when being blasted by the hose? 
digiman619TheAntiDigs: SaLRRtations, all
ErynTzun: @NoxStryx game is a loose approximation of what is going to be happening here me thinks
Juliamon: implants is happening, naturals don't stay up like that
RealLegitStreamer: I know it’s a long shot but does this have the option for subtitles?
e_bloc: the first 2 hours is all boobs, so you couldn't refund it on steam anyway
sethtriggs: You remember that "Erotic Violence" pachinko trailer? This angle reminds me of that.
GameAgeddon: What game is this?
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n3ther:
that's like every day
offbeatwitch: there are some GRATUITOUS boob shots going on here
TehAmelie: is this cutscene going to have a loading screen?
Atarra: gratuitous something
TheMadS8nt: I feel like we missed a LOT
DrLigmaPhD: End film Ripley fit
matthaus_c: does it count as lecherous camera if the camera doesn't look like it knows what it's doing
Foxmar320: What is anything in this game
ErynTzun: Twirling always twirling!
epsilon_vee: so many asset packs
CaptainCoriale: ah, it's a no pants day I see
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this a Resident Evil?
Gekyouryuu: tits? out to HERE!
Voidhawk42: "How many levels of flashback are you on my dude"
Garfman314: oh! gameplay!
Stratavarius: Da Vinki
Foxmar320: oh gameplay surprises everyone
Violet__Violence: EXCUSE ME, THE PHYSICS
brainbosh: how much jiggle they got
sethtriggs: OH of course there's pantsu!
TehAmelie: oh, we avoided the Daikatana at least
NonchalantAvenger: *juggle*
tidehollowcat: Thank god there aren't any mods that make this lewd
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is absolutely the Angelina Jolie we have at home
SearchingInteractive: maybe its Maybelline
Sorator13: so... we went through a stargate to "home", got decontaminated, and then 8 years passed?
TheMadS8nt: who didn't want their health displayed on a fit bit
niccus: damn, the let's nope boys missed another dead space
ThrinagaBattleheart: @CaptainCoriale More of a No Clothes Day for this woman, I think
nevyn666: is that 100/100 your health bar? cuz that would be cool.
EvilBadman: These stonkers are locked in place
thatguysteve2709: I appreciate the minimum health ui but 100 out of what
ErynTzun: With some of the games we've seen, it would not be surprising.
Megaparsec256: oh the ol healthbar on an ingame accessory
DandyGeek: analog controls, baybee
HadesLeprechaun: So...spaceship but with resident evil chandeliers?
Anubis169: Garbage Day!!
sethtriggs: This feels like it controls like Haydee probably
Atarra: plot what plot
RandomTrivia: Ok starting to understand "buttock forward" as a description
Rhynerd: If that isn't the health bar that'll be hilarious.
e_bloc: we're all just one bad day away from waking up busty and half-nude
GameAgeddon: Twitch says this is "Games and Demos" so what game is this?
RatherLargeToad:
NoxStryx: Reminds me of that scene from Alien
PharaohBender27: Is her underwear clipping through her thigh?
ErynTzun: There are much worse armbands to have
Fanklok: Good thing she has her 100 scale health monitor on
Fruan: I wish I had an armband that displayed my hitpoints.
RandomTrivia: Uh
Despoiler98: WHERE IS SHE KEEPING THAT
Mnemonicman: Where'd that go?
Foxmar320: Uhhhhh
RandomTrivia: WHAT?!
ThorSokar: That goes in the prison pocket!
ThrinagaBattleheart: Always... the flashlight...
KV1NN4: how one-handed can you play this game..?
RealGamerCow: prison wallet
ErynTzun: The most Secret of Pockets
sethtriggs: whaaaa
KadmosTech: Huh
ThrinagaBattleheart: And she stores it in- okay sure
aitsu100: new meaning to hammer space
brutusq13: that was up there the whole time in cryosleep!
Gekyouryuu: I misread the a in "flashlight" I tell you hwat
RandomTrivia: There's certainly nowhere to hide that in the top
Arclight_Dynamo: Why doesn't she stand up?
A_Dub888: Hello friends, what level of GARBAGE are we?
digiman619TheAntiDigs: She's got a carabiner on her panties, I guess
anhakha: Tom Cardy: Have you checked your buuttt hoooole....
TheMerricat: So chat, to set expectations, while IGN called this a 'bad game' there are folk out there who apparently stan it... I'm guessing it might have to do with the character models but they do say the gameplay is at least competant
ThrinagaBattleheart:
@aitsu100
Anaerin: 'We saw "Dead Space" and figured having no UI would be best!' 'But how will button prompts work?' 'Oh, same way as usual.'
Mnemonicman: floor meat
Fanklok: Wow this game is a work of fiction, womens clothing with pockets
TehAmelie: oh, this reminds me of a hella weird dream i head just now
sethtriggs: "quit while you're a head!"
RatherLargeToad: this would be better with Crab Rave
Decaped: this is a grift game
thatguysteve2709: These dinos heard about dead space and wanted to try
RandomTrivia: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
Violet__Violence: oh no
KadmosTech: What
Anubis169: uhhhhh
EvilBadman: @TheMerricat Games have to be unfinished or actively terrible on multiple vectors to get a three or lower
phoenixletmeuseadashd: apparently they work on motion?
Strebenherz: Is this a jurassic park?
Violet__Violence: that didn't take long lmao
IanAllenBird: hm,
TheMerricat:
@EvilBadman
Foxmar320: This is amazing
CaptainSpam: Glad to see she's chill with this.
ghyllnox:
Sarah_Serinde:
sethtriggs: The cosplay for this would get you arrested, wait...uhhhh the dev doesn't like colliders?
ErynTzun: is it actually hitting her oh oh
Despoiler98: yay BUGGED already
niccus: ah already working well
DeM0nFiRe:
AugmentingPath: No UV power cell, get eaten by dinosaurs
Atarra: are we being killed or just uh. vaguely harassed
RockPusher:
KadmosTech: And again, What
Thefluffiestguineapig: I want to submit a bug report
dolphgrim: RUN
Juliamon: very competent gameplay
digiman619TheAntiDigs: They expected you to un-crouch
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: why is she not wearing pants? and why does it pool like she’s wearing a diaper?
Gekyouryuu: "Are you gonna get in that elevator or not?!" - the raptors
SilverHalcyon: when do you die?
TheMerricat:
So I said that then the game did this.
gibbousm: #Quality
Aceviru: o// 10/10 no notes
YeetTheRich_: so yeah cool game
putz12a: Looks like it's wanting to push in the stick? I think?
RatherLargeToad: she’s rather sturdy for being eaten by a dinosaur
SearchingInteractive: great sfx on those dinos
nevyn666: it looks like you are stuck being crouched?
Lazzared: game of the year no notes
YeetTheRich_: how much was this?
thatguysteve2709: Wait what's are health at
dolphgrim: This is Hell™️
aitsu100: so nice of the raptors to only nuzzle us to death
TheMadS8nt: Jurassic Park bloopers are interesting
sethtriggs: Well that's another QA invoice for Alex and Graham in the can
IanAllenBird: these are the least threatening dinos I've ever seen
raulghoulia: dude jurassic park lied to me these things suck
KV1NN4: This. SHIPPED.
ErynTzun: Is it click the stick in not working?
KadmosTech: "RUN" (or don't, game don't care)
RandomTrivia: This developer played Deadspace and watched Alien and decided they wanted to know what it would look like if "Ripley wearing very little" was the protagonist of Deadspace
johnnylongtorso: open the door, get on the floor, everybody get eaten by a dinosaur
Foxmar320: Took them six years to knock you down
GasCityGaming: had to uncrouch maybe?
betweenmyself:
So realistic! It’s like I’m really there! 
lamina5432: thats a big health bar
ErynTzun: Controls busted?
EvilBadman: In touch?
Strebenherz: Jurassic park raptors been huffing glue okay
n3ther: gonna be hard to top this for the rest of the year
kusinohki: meows
CaptainSpam: Glad we know her name now.
northos: oh no, Violet coded
e_bloc: look, we only have enough for boobs or gameplay
Strebenherz: The grim death screen is offset by HOW DERPY THE RAPTORS WERE
circusofkirkus: but her boobs were so present
RatherLargeToad: well, at least we know her name now
ThrinagaBattleheart: Aww... Such a shame... that we died in this game
Sorator13: Oh hey, now we know their name!
A_Dub888: !findquote violet
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Anubis169: Is this Code Violet?
KadmosTech: GOTY 2026. Send it.
thatguysteve2709: Pocket
TheMadS8nt: and this is how many negative A games?
RatherLargeToad: Walkman
ButButTheJesus: wibblybutt
betweenmyself: @Anubis169 yup
digiman619TheAntiDigs: At least Scarlet is still alive, gotta play Pokémon somehow
ghyllnox: Is it clipped to your undies?
EvilBadman: Pager
HadesLeprechaun: Can you get out of crouch? I'd imagine it's the B button (Xbox controller)
Sorator13: Yeah, idk why you have a mic pack
matthaus_c: glute monitor
Rhynerd: was being crouched for most of that a glitch?
Anubis169: Oh boy, this got special reviews
TheMerricat:
All prisoners wear health bands so the guards know how close they are to dying... 
Scy_Anide: The pager has jiggle physics
NonchalantAvenger: clothes?
Crad0k: oh no, does this do the 'amy' thing? where checkpoints just assume you've done what you're supposed to do?
Fanklok: Yo, I think this game might be bad
TheAwkes: Was there more stuff in there you were supposed to find that the death reset assumed you did find?
brutusq13: her body is still adjusting from being in cryo, gotta get those motor controls back
Sorator13: @Anubis169 IGN used a forbidden number! (4/10)
Strebenherz: WHAT IS THIS CAMERA
Masslost: so can a game dev give a refund to people who watch there game? asking for a friend
Arclight_Dynamo: Why are we Crash Bandicooting this?
sethtriggs: Of course there's a combat roll
tryllebanjo: Aw jeez, not the prison raptorguards.
e_bloc:
RatherLargeToad: Who let the Dino’s out? who? who? who?
RandomTrivia: The camera definitely knows what it wants and it's not good
Fruan: We've seen those dinos take half an hour to kill you, so the urgency is all gone.
Atarra: is her spine okay
Gekyouryuu: why NOT, Graham?
saucemaster5000: because they did some science
MacbethSeemsSus: Why are the velociraptors meowing?
circusofkirkus: her posture is not great
Foxmar320: The quest for pants
TehAmelie: oh no, this game is perfect, aside from maybe needing to teach you the controls better
DeM0nFiRe: Glad no one can make this vulgar
ButButTheJesus: because SCIENCE
Julian_Rogue: Good question. Next question
Sorator13: why is there a giant handprint on the glass?
NonchalantAvenger: how about a shirt????
Sarah_Serinde: that is a high-performance tank top
Thefluffiestguineapig: For fun?
TheMerricat: catwalk
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bytecaster: I have been misled, this game isn't only bottom forward, but also bosom forward.
CaptainSpam: Look, it's the future, people look like that all the time in very specific futures.
northos: nice raid
brutusq13: NICE raid
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
sethtriggs: Did Sigourney Weaver have her panties crusty though?
Garfman314: they're also clearly Jurassic Park(TM) Raptors(C)
Voidhawk42: I was going to say the AVNs
RandomTrivia: The character design and camera framing are undoing DECADES of feminism
HadesLeprechaun: She certainly hasn't had a lot to say about all this yet
Anubis169: Welcome Serge
TheAwkes: SIgourney Weaver by way of Page 3.
Shadowsoflife: Nice raid
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Nice raid!
Violet__Violence: what's up brew crew
ErynTzun: nice raid welcome!
Crad0k: wait, are we about to get the thing she had clipped onto her 'belt'?
Viewers_Like_You: Oh hey, she's got mail!
CaptainCoriale: here's hoping she takes his clothes too
matthaus_c: does she look like Kate Siegel on purpose
e_bloc: holy shit 5?
gualdhar: oh I've heard of this game. not good things of course
sethtriggs: Did she put a knife in her pantsu
Sarah_Serinde: once *so far*
Anaerin: Note: Not Resident Evil: Code Violet.
aitsu100: making a PS5 look like a PS 3 dang
gibbousm: I needed a laugh tonight
NoxStryx: Dark Roast Brew Crew?
Juliamon: This game is bad, and also full of booba
TehAmelie: how much do you think it costs per minute to maintain that hairstyle in this situation?
Stratavarius: You missed a stargate I guess
TheMerricat:
She keeps slipping stuff under her waistband.
KV1NN4: that is not a pocket
sethtriggs: This is so many bad idea
CaptainSpam: Tactical panties.
Bruceski: They're dead. Don't just take their gun, take their pants.
ghyllnox:
SilverHalcyon: oh wow the voice acting
bytecaster: HeLlo
RealGamerCow: Hullo?
nevyn666: lets speed run
CaptainSpam: Oh wow.
control_rig: Where is she putting things?!
RainyMint:
Strebenherz: Okay Ripley in aliens wasn't wearing much but she looked like she had made physical exertion? her clothes were NOT PRISTINE
PharaohBender27: That face does NOT match that tone
TheMadS8nt: her hair looks like an ascot
Sorator13: oh jesus christ that animation
Rhynerd: died so hard we stole a communicator from the future
ghyllnox: Too much Botox
RatherLargeToad: is this a Kung Pow?
e_bloc: damn my underwear seems heavy today
CaptainSpam: Oh man this animation.
ErynTzun: The face animation is lacking
lamina5432: someone spent some money on the VA's
aitsu100: JASON
offbeatwitch: JAAAASON
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Tactical panties, or tacties, if you will
northos: JASON
eid010n: Q U A L I T Y animation
DeM0nFiRe: JASON!
EvilBadman: @aitsu100 You are vastly overestimating the ps3 capabilities
Garfman314: that tattoo popped in
bytecaster: JASON
sethtriggs: the emoting is amazing
RandomTrivia: JASON!
NapalmSideburns: Jason!
Fruan: Press X to Jason
Foxmar320: Jason?!
Juliamon: Jason the Emotionless
Anaerin: Could you emote a little?
ButButTheJesus: jaaaason!
niccus: JASON
ThrinagaBattleheart: JASOOOOOOON
CaptainSpam: JSON
RockPusher: Press X to JASON!
ExtraWubs: JASON
Larkonus: JSON!
MacbethSeemsSus: Jason!?!
NonchalantAvenger: of course the guy is dressed....
thatguysteve2709: Her hair is stuck to her neck
Atarra: welcome to 2026 everyone
gualdhar: this looks like the start to Kiddie's first 3D Adult VN
nevyn666: awoowoowooowooo
adurnafricai: hello! there do not seem to be clothes here
RealGamerCow: These are those 3D porn models, aren't they? DAZ or JAZ or something
TheMerricat:
@ErynTzun No... no I think the face animation isn't lacking anything... but maybe restraint.
kragmabutch: she's giving "bad live-action casting of a video game protagonist"
KadmosTech:
@anaerin
NapalmSideburns: Dyatzun!
Anubis169: facial animations are... questionable...
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sethtriggs: This is amazing to get Dull Surprise in video game characters
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Someone get this woman some pants
ThrinagaBattleheart: Yeah, the guy's gonna recruit her for his apocalypse harem, I'm assuming
Thefluffiestguineapig: Discount Carlos from RE3
Bruceski: I don't *care* if the uniform has blood on it. Take their body armor, take their pants.
Foxmar320: Is that her hair floating in front of her face?
RockPusher:
ExtraWubs: why is chris redfield here
Violet__Violence: wow the dialogue
BOTGrant: Oh god, the uncanny valley
matthaus_c: I need you to find where I am
Fanklok: God i hope this game has a skill tree that's too big
RandomTrivia:
"What if the player somehow hasn't noticed that their character is a woman?" "Make sure she is crying in like the second cutscene" 
Arclight_Dynamo: "I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am!"
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Scy_Anide: This is that Mind's Eye, right?
CaptainSpam:
@Anubis169 And the answer is "none"?
ghyllnox: Thomas-the-Tank -ass eyes
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Darleysam: oh this is Daymare-grade writing, hell yeah
Blip2004: his eyes went for a wander
RandomTrivia:
Sapphic_Shenanigans: That painting on the wall definitely looked AI
Atarra: these *dynamic* camera angles
HadesLeprechaun: 4/10 seems *generous* for what we've seen so far
RockPusher: we gotta get out to get out G
northos: he's not actually dead, he's just aware of how bad this game is
johnnylongtorso: I'm in one of these boxes, find me!
Toxxick: Hes going there! And then he'll be there!
betweenmyself:
aitsu100: mmmm
niccus: i'm glad i get to witness. writing
RandomTrivia: WHAT
RockPusher: Honse.
brutusq13: this is quite the fever dream
Mnemonicman: hos
RandomTrivia: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
Strebenherz: WHY IS THERE A BUSSING HORSE
ThrinagaBattleheart: Why is there a honse
Anubis169: Was this script ChatGPT'd?
Drasvin: Honse
Blip2004: what is this Destiny?
Foxmar320: What?!?
Juliamon: sudden hoers
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehhehe
Atarra: WHAT EVEN
Sorator13: HORSE
Arclight_Dynamo: "We whinny"
KadmosTech:
Suddenly HONSE 
sethtriggs: What a voice
TehAmelie: horse flashback club!
e_bloc: oh its that jennifer lopez movie
RatherLargeToad: suddenly, HORSE
ThrinagaBattleheart: Is the horse talking?!
MrSarkhan: what the fuck is going on
gualdhar: daddy giving us the pep talk!
matthaus_c: these are some capital p Performances
betweenmyself: ayup
Scy_Anide: Because we're jedi?
Darleysam: oh, hi Scruffy
eid010n: What did the horse DO to you, man?
ExtraWubs: IM BAT MAN
SerGarretCameron: "The All Is Lost Moment!"
ButButTheJesus: is this a alen waka
DrLigmaPhD: Damn brother have you considered quitting smoking?
NonchalantAvenger: horse
brutusq13: I think this is vibe coding, but in a game
TheMerricat: WE ARE LEGION!
sethtriggs: "Also, Beef: It's What's for Dinner"
Anaerin: Why has Jason's voice changed?
Strebenherz: did the horse kick a child
digiman619TheAntiDigs: I'm sure this makes sense in retrospect, but right now, I must ask: Dafuq?
TheMadS8nt: I feel like this pep talk did not have dinosaurs in mind
raulghoulia: this rules
Strebenherz: WHY WERE HER EYES VIOLET
LurkerSpine: sounds like an AI Billy Bob Thornton
KV1NN4: that...was human generated vocals..???
e_bloc: we don't surrender
SerGarretCameron: secret Ghosts sequel?
neisan2112: Am I the only one that thinks this is trying to sylisticly take from E33? Even the characters look like some of the main cast??
Viewers_Like_You: That guy's giving major "sovereign citizen" vibes
RatherLargeToad: this is the worst summer camp ever!
MacbethSeemsSus: Sooo one take for every dialogue clearly.
Violet__Violence: i'm gonna need the dev to pick a lane
Julian_Rogue: Generous pours
e_bloc: please god let this be the prequel to galaxy quest
ErynTzun: @TheMerricat as long as we don't have to see her face move it would be a lot better
northos: what a line
RatherLargeToad: go to pants
TehAmelie: ah, that's why you need supermodel characters with extremely small pores
KadmosTech: New Objective: pants
aitsu100: so this creator has seen Ultra Violet
RTwo28: I am so damn baffled by this I have nothing witty to say
Atarra: can we please find pants
matthaus_c: I need that phrase on my headstone
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Three sided blade???
NonchalantAvenger: also pants
DandyGeek: pants, girl. you need pants
Arclight_Dynamo: "Three-sided blade"?
TheMerricat: THREE SIDED blade?
thatguysteve2709: It is great to see the writers from daymare getting work still
Going_Medium: And pants. The guard had pants.
Fruan: Especially concidering he seems fine, and she doesn't even have pants. Who is equipped to rescue who here?!
Anaerin: 3-sided blade? So it's the truth.
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Megaparsec256: threesided blade? a vorlon blade?
sethtriggs: Wait, suits! That means clothing!
bytecaster: Wait, the dinos are on Discord now?
Pal_Friendpatine: I want one of those arm bands
Mazrae: Is the health on her arm?
NoxStryx: The faces having real looking movement but absolutely no emotion is extra uncanny
Despoiler98: original
Foxmar320: Because you're mostly naked lady get the fancy suit
TheMerricat: @Mazrae yes.
RockPusher: I don't suggest bringing Discord to a knife fight
drcthulu: Good thing we're dressed for it
Blip2004: definitely not a morgue
sethtriggs: Oh wow this really is starting to work like Haydee!
Mai_Andra: "Why do I need a suit? What's wrong with what I have on?"
ThrinagaBattleheart: "suits", read: just barely less skimpy than the actual underwear she's wearing
northos: @neisan2112 that might just be down to the uniformity of current gen graphics, I'm doubtful there was enough time between E33 release and this game for there to be much direct influence
AugmentingPath: "You'll be in subzero temps." "Can I have pants?" "No."
Dog_of_Myth: Where we're going, we don't need pants
e_bloc: its just a name, it's really about 5 degrees centigrade in there
Rhynerd: I wink I've used that three-sided blade in Garry's Mod before.
RandomTrivia: Odds of the fancy suit still somehow being impossibly revealing?
ThrinagaBattleheart: Or maybe, even more skimpy
Sorator13: Oh good, we may be in space
ErynTzun: Is that supposed to say "DISCARD"?
ghyllnox: I'm glad all this lore is in a readable text
RockPusher: hahahahahahaha
Sorator13: @ErynTzun yep
Dog_of_Myth:
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHAHAH
SymphonySolstice: excuse???
RandomTrivia:
johnnylongtorso: dinosaurs... on a spaceship!
iarethel0ser: "Yes. Nothing further."
RockPusher: Dinosaurs? Ys.
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
e_bloc: dinosaurs? on a spaceship?
epsilon_vee: "dinosaurs? yes." is the lampshade hang
sethtriggs: Oh noooooo the front is distorting
neisan2112: Yes.........
Thefluffiestguineapig: My brain is melting
WiJohn: Those rompin' stompin' dinosaurs?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: anyone else think her character design is Legally Distinct Gal Gadot?
betweenmyself:
Violet__Violence: yeah the physics are.... they sure are
NotCainNorAbel: the wave
bytecaster: wubbly
Too_Many_Knives: I just got here
aitsu100: boob jiggle
northos: noooo
KadmosTech: Nice... Physics
BOTGrant: Unbelievably curse jiggle physics.
ghyllnox: Flap flap
asthanius: the direction it moves...
Anaerin: Yes, Dinosaurs, the things that you just ran away from. I'm not seeing how you don't understand that...
johnnylongtorso: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Gal Gadon't
CaptainSpam: So... dinosaurs. And that's all the explanation we get.
Nigouki: GIGA PUDDY
NorthstarTex: oh no, they haven't fully congealed
sethtriggs: Has the person who programmed that actually seen breasts?
asthanius: it goes IN AND OUT
Tangsm: Even the shirt is made of gelatin
e_bloc: this is just doctor who with big naturals
Sorator13: G, that would require more thought than the creators were willing to put into this game
nevyn666: now i wanna play DOA Volleyball
Sarah_Serinde: Impressive top to keep those things from slipping out while still allowing them to wobble like jello
RTwo28: You know when they need a video game in the background of a movie? This is that horrid game
Going_Medium: Thank goodness there are no inappropriate mods.
Dog_of_Myth:
Foxmar320: LOL
DeM0nFiRe:
Strebenherz: @nevyn666 Dead or Alive Jurassic Park
RockPusher:
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehe
Sarah_Serinde: yup
ButButTheJesus: but with way less facial expression
Larkonus:
Perfect recreation, Graham.
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm reminded of the Unskippable where you said "look I've seen boobs, they don't move like that"
BOTGrant: AI generated coke can
RainyMint:
͏
KadmosTech: Why does that soda machine have so many buttons
CaptainSpam:
Nah, you were emoting too much with your face, G.
RandomTrivia: This game looks like it was animated by Gainax while all the animators were VERY sleep-deprived
sethtriggs: Frankly I'm impressed there isn't a wedgie
TehAmelie: Dead or Ailve, pioneers of kiggle physics, used waterballoons filled with sands to model their boobs. how far we have come
Inquisitor_Xian: and a crapshot is born!
Arclight_Dynamo: I choose to believe the hysteria is an act, and she's stone-cold.
Anaerin: Freaked out voice, utterly calm expression.
bytecaster: I also always loose my mind when I start talking though fr fr
Violet__Violence: welp
korvys: "Dinosaurs? Yes."
RealGamerCow: "Fuck you, glass case!"
Foxmar320: Graham again showing his acting chops
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TheMerricat:
This is where Alex learns the weapons have a durability meter. 
MAPBoardgames: Does she have a dumper, or is it just a diaper?
sethtriggs: Yay bullat!
TheFaceOfOrder: what game is this
BITs19_: the VA's (god I hope they're real people) put way more into this than it deserves
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
Metatality: She at least sounds human, I'd guess Jason is an AI voice to avoid paying anyone
kusinohki: tbf, I start losing my mind when she starts talking too...
Dog_of_Myth: But of course there is a frag
bytecaster: Combine....
KV1NN4: Do you want to get Tuvix? Cos thats hpw you get Tuvix
MAPBoardgames:
@TheFaceOfOrder
LurkerSpine: would you not take like, at least the boots?
Sorator13: @BITs19_ they clearly put more into this than the animators did!
Anaerin: Do you have to combine the bullat with the gun to load it?
Violet__Violence: of course
raulghoulia: Code Veronica or Code Violet
ThrinagaBattleheart: Combine the frag grenade... Okay sure, I'll bite, what do you combine the frag grenade with
Tangsm: This supply closet is huge! They have room for so much supply!
Spades_Slicc: Bluep ills
Garfman314: this is going to be the least of complaints, but the maniraptors need FEATHERS!
CaptainSpam: CLEAN
Dog_of_Myth: CLEAN
SymphonySolstice: CLEAN
RandomTrivia: CLEAN
Crad0k: uh, what kind of blue pills?
Too_Many_Knives: Call Ea Nasir
bytecaster: We should grab everything, but definitely not try to find some clothes
CaptainCoriale: we always store the blue pills right by the lysol.
betweenmyself: maybe she’s being “performatively upset” but is actually unfazed by all this
ThrinagaBattleheart: Oh of COURSE this game has an odious crafting system
ErynTzun: MR has been demoted to just CLEAN
RainyMint: CLEAN
EvilBadman: Do not consume the Blue Chew
Despoiler98:
CLEAN
matthaus_c: mite be the currency
TehAmelie: i made that typo but now i wonder why "sands" sounds so wrong. isn't sand made of multiple sands?
sethtriggs: That's going to feel GREAT jiggling around in the panties
TheAwkes: #GameDesign
UnknownFriday: Okay, at least here there's kind of a reason for the bullets and grenade, being the security chief's office. Let's see how long that lasts.
Sorator13: okay but that's fairly accurate branding for corporate supplies
AugmentingPath: Oh boy, I got 200 mites in this back room!
RealGamerCow: Creaky ass wood door noise for a metal door
Bruceski: I was gonna say "who just grabs a hunk of copper to carry around" but Alex is here so...
RandomTrivia: We need to find the rubber chicken and a pulley
ThrinagaBattleheart: It's Dead Space but with dinosaurs and porn actress MC
TheMerricat:
Chat, I just looked up the story for this, shall I spoil for you what's going on? Chris Nolan would be proud.
Megaparsec256: @TehAmelie it's a count vs. mass noun thing
Arclight_Dynamo: I want a close look at this three-sided knife.
MAPBoardgames: hands up, who here believes they would be able to make gunpowder even if given the correct materials
Fruan: You either picket up a bunch of arachnids, or some nanotechnology. Your guess is as good as mine.
e_bloc: wrigley field has urinals like that
RatherLargeToad: oh no, the Phyrexians are here
RockPusher: Careful not to mix Clean with Dirty or you might get Bang
matthaus_c: the Groupsink is how Ingsoc does teambuilding
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Groupsink drowns put wrongthink
ErynTzun: Is the hammer space flashlight gone?
EvilBadman: R1 flashlight
BOTGrant: Can't wait for her to put on Freeman's hazmat suit
ThrinagaBattleheart: @TheMerricat Is this game worse than a Nolan plot??? Oh nooooo
Fanklok: Why do the doors sound like no one has been through them for 500 years
offbeatwitch: which, i guess that department failed at suppressing the radiation
KV1NN4: Does SHE even know its 6 years later..??
Sorator13: yknow, the radiation suppression room would make more sense if it wasn't for the 8 year skip between our decontamination and now
Arclight_Dynamo: How very Doom 3
RandomTrivia: Flashlight must be in her other incredibly skimpy top
CaptainSpam: Ahhh, we're Doom 3 now.
TheMerricat: @ThrinagaBattleheart "Code Violet is a new sci-fi survival horror game where you play as Violet Sinclair, a woman abducted from the past (like the 1990s) to a bleak 25th-century Earth where humanity is dying and dinosaurs roam, as survivors use time travel for surrogacy in a desperate bid to save their species"
Larkonus: Where did she put that knife?
AugmentingPath: Is this planet inhabited by giant handed aliens?
bytecaster: You have to put the knife away to hold the torch, because you only have one hand, obvy
RockPusher: good thing that communicator floats
ThrinagaBattleheart: OH GOOD
Violet__Violence: there's mans
e_bloc: this is so sinister
matthaus_c: split her into shapes
AugmentingPath: Cloning Ellen Ripley
Foxmar320: Check with your face.
aitsu100: clonin?
ButButTheJesus: SIENCE!
bytecaster: We are doing scifi stuff
EvilBadman: My hightech laboratory has the squeakiest doors lemme tell ya
raulghoulia: there was a portal and now youre Home
ThrinagaBattleheart: So I was right about Jason recruiting her for his apocalypse harem then
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digiman619TheAntiDigs: So if humanity can time travel, why bring back dinosaurs?
RTwo28: Dino-people?
noSmokeFire: I hate how their attempt to give her a sexy butt have looped around into "diaper"
sethtriggs: EvilCo's R&D division
TheAwkes: matching mirrored handprints on the glass or a double door that are both thumb-out.
ThrinagaBattleheart: Good, beautiful, amazing
Sorator13: idk, WE came out of a pod, can we begrudge others doing the same?
bytecaster: Copper? What is this? Minecraft?
digiman619TheAntiDigs: At least Jurassic Park had hubris in making new ones
TehAmelie: are we gonna need a duct tape mod to wield the knife and flashlight together?
kusinohki: @themerricat I read that 3 times and my brain refuses to make sense of it...
anyGould: OK, where is the underwear lady storing all this?
BOTGrant: Make some SuperCopper
sethtriggs: @noSmokeFire where else could the lump of copper and the grenade fit?
darkcyril: The real payoff was the money the dev got from purchase
Sorator13: "blue pills - for combining with other medicines" bro you aren't supposed to mix medication!
Despoiler98: @anyGould dont worry about it
aitsu100: lmao
ThrinagaBattleheart: "Future Ea-Nasir" actually made me spit-take
ErynTzun: EEEEEE
TehAmelie: @anyGould prison wallet
matthaus_c: do you know where /your/ cut cubes of copper are?
betweenmyself: just lugging around massive copper cubes in her… arm band?
bytecaster: Casual raptor
Voidhawk42: "Somehow, Ea Nasir returned"
Garfman314: rrrr, twitch is being loady at me
Violet__Violence: wow that was abrupt
drcthulu: clever girl
Crad0k: clever girl?
Dog_of_Myth:
CaptainCoriale: they're watching the security cameras
AugmentingPath: raptor wandering in like a puppy
trainpants: the raptors were watching the security cameras
sethtriggs: the dev has a complicated relationship with colliders
BOTGrant: Oh god the collision
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CaptainSpam: No music sting, mind.
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Wait, we have time travel, right? How do we know that copper wasn't from Ea-Nasir?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hopefully the dinosaur doesn't break the game again
doubledbear: This is the dino crisis we have at home huh?
TheMerricat: :d
Fanklok: Oh ok it's a soulslike
neisan2112: No bullets
EvilBadman: You have alerted the Raptor watching the Cameras
electra310: @anygould We are full Rugrats here for storage
Sorator13: I think you have to load
RockPusher: Ea Nasir is back! Now with low-quality dinosaurs!
MAPBoardgames: it came up and nuzzled you for like 6 damage
sethtriggs: I swear the dino has frames missing
ErynTzun: okay so the dinosaurs are watching the cameras lol
matthaus_c: velociraptor ain't shit
Sapphic_Shenanigans: the dinosaurs suck!
PharaohBender27: COMBAT!
YeetTheRich_: 40 bucks huh
gawag_: ONE shot???
CaptainSpam: No music whatsoever. None.
Violet__Violence: that sounds like a malfunctioning airhorn
Larkonus: That was one surprisingly ineffectual dinosaur.
gualdhar: how are you only taking 4 damage from a velociraptor as tall as you
ButButTheJesus: aw yeah we Turok now
Foxmar320: Im glad they do like no damage
offbeatwitch: he was carrying it
ayyyko: wow 2 shots, no wonder they're extinct
tidehollowcat: This is... not a good dinosaur.
TheMerricat: OMG humanity died to these things?
Sorator13: Jesus, that's a... vulnerable dinosaur
Nigouki: the pistol shoots dino teeth
bytecaster: Ammo is made from raptors, that is well known
SnackPak_: that was the ammo we just used
DeM0nFiRe: I think this game might be bad
Anaerin: Why does that velociraptor sound like rusty metal scraping?
niccus: well, at least it's not too bad on easy
realbadatthis_: God's caliber
ghyllnox: How may times do you think *you* could get bitten by a velociraptor before you went down
Strebenherz: didn't you know graham, dinosaurs poop bullets
e_bloc: it was that or cure cancer
EvilBadman: It was in his diaper
ContingentCat: To get to the other side?
AugmentingPath: too violet
Violet__Violence: jesus
TheAwkes: Least threatening dinosaur to ever appear in a video game.
NonchalantAvenger: cuz u onlloaded ammo into it?
Sorator13: well, we DID break out of the pod
ErynTzun: The Dinosaurs are the Security Guards in this facility, they don't need to be paid.
Drasvin: Maybe the dinosaur thought the ammo looked tasty?
Sorator13: oh god
Rhynerd: was that 2 shots or 3 that it took to kill the raptor?
Too_Many_Knives: We have holographic health bar but no ammo counter?
bytecaster: What if this is the dinosaurs ship and we are the invaders?
darkcyril: *That's* your burning question, Graham? Not... *vaguely gestures at everything else*
ButButTheJesus: how indeed
matthaus_c: it's gonna be like that one chapter in Uzumaki, but dinosaurs instead of mushrooms
Sorator13: @Rhynerd I think it was two, as Alex missed once
RockPusher: I mean, this is a surrogacy facility wasn't it?
YawnLance: They did say this was the "Surrogate Lab" on the titlecard at the beginning
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Arclight_Dynamo: "They called us mad... but would mad men have been able to create... Manosaur?!"
e_bloc: if you can make dinosaurs, why don't you just cure cancer?
EricTheOrange: I've seen more horny games but not usually this jarring in tone
SquareDotCube: Maternity Ward? Uhoh, Dead Space flashbacks...
CaptainCoriale: this grimy science facility has an unusual amount of roman statuary, what was the decoration budget?
RandomTrivia: The true villain of this game is an ethics committee somewhere
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Listen, if you want catgirls, you gotta start somewhere
Viewers_Like_You: Man, that pager is not well secured
noSmokeFire: I have my PHD in dinosaur OB GYN
PharaohBender27: @YawnLance ... Oh no
Thefluffiestguineapig: Does anyone else remember that game from a long time ago that was clearly just a guy reading his fiction with a random illustration and unrelated gameplay in between?
Sorator13: @e_bloc "but I don't WANT to cure cancer! I want to turn people into lizards!"
Violet__Violence: oh compies
Dog_of_Myth: Compies
Crad0k: compys!
Too_Many_Knives: Rodents of unusual size?
TehAmelie: i kind of want a blood pressure cuff that'll show your hit points
farley_f: they do realise that Riply got dressed by this point
bytecaster: Love rock
johnnylongtorso: it was either that or Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Darleysam: well SOMEONE sure played Dead Space
e_bloc:
@Sorator13
matthaus_c: I'd watch Capybaras On A Spaceship
Foxmar320: Sure
BOTGrant: Procompsognathus
ErynTzun: The question is surrogate *what*
Articerile: Dead Space 2 did it
CaptainCoriale: @Thefluffiestguineapig I still think about that "game", it was amazing
sethtriggs: Ah a prison toilet
trainpants: oh, rock was a verb
RockPusher: This game would be considerably improved with capybaras
Sorator13: oh, rock as in the verb. I thought it was the noun.
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, that's why he didn't release it on PC - he didn't want anyone to write a mod replacing the dinos with capybaras.
TheAinMAP:
CaptainSpam: Good thing the Capybarasaur knows to stop at the door.
ThrinagaBattleheart: TBH, I am feeling disturbed by this game, but not for the reasons the devs intended
Dromos_GHG: flushable toilet is almost petable dog
TheAwkes: The wake-up scene called it a Surrogate Program. Doing the math on that tells us why there is a maternity room and nursery music.
maxlethebeast: How much did this game cost?
MacbethSeemsSus: Compies, check. Velociraptors, check. What's next on the Jurassic Park checklist?
sethtriggs: Lava lamp?!!
jibkat: so you can rock your baby while dumping a load
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainCoriale Oh I agree, that was a better dinosaur game than this
AugmentingPath: We replaced the Alien with Dinosaurs, but we're pretty sure the reproductive horror themes still make sense
Diabore: oh right, great new magic content today
Viewers_Like_You: Shame we can't mod the game to replace the tiny dinos with capybaras
bytecaster: Can we show them the lava lamp and just vibe together?
anyGould: "What in the Fallout" may be my new catch phrase...
MAPBoardgames: So they can clone dinos, but they need to go back in time to find loose women
sethtriggs: lil' ankle biter
Getter404: Just got here, is this the dinosaur game that they said "no PC because mods are scary"?
Foxmar320: I think ive been in this vaul before
RandomTrivia: Good shot
TriseAlpha: Just came in. This game only exists because "lady in her pants" innit?
Strebenherz: Oh so this is just ark now
Arclight_Dynamo: I love aiming with a gamepad.
Scy_Anide: Really this isn't on PC cuz the dev didn't want people to mod clothes onto Violet and feathers onto the raptors
Strebenherz: @TriseAlpha yeeep
Fanklok: This gun sounds like someone hitting a soda can on a table
ErynTzun: Dinosaurs also have Secret Pockets
Scy_Anide: I can only assume the dinos drop ammo cuz you're shooting them and its just...recyclable ammo
Violet__Violence: it really does
Sorator13: I can't tell if the dinos are dropping ammo or if you're just picking up used bullets
betweenmyself:
“the other Raptors and I have constructed a crude suspension bridge to Venezuela. Once there, I shall lie low and assume odd jobs under the name ‘Mr Pilkington.’ But perhaps I’ve said too much...”
sethtriggs: Right in the cloaca
digiman619TheAntiDigs: @mapboardgames Listen, some folks wanna bang the dinosaurs, I don't judge
MAPBoardgames: dinos, generically engineered to drop ammo
Sorator13: nice, more blue pills
TheMerricat:
EvilBadman: @maxlethebeast 50 goddamn dollars
Foxmar320: LOL
Julian_Rogue: You need help with the maternity ward
TriseAlpha: Oh noes...
Dog_of_Myth:
darkcyril: Y'know... Dinosaurs of a certain age...
matthaus_c: this game would be a masterpiece if the dinos yelled Gary at you
Dromos_GHG: maybe the pills are the currency
e_bloc: I guess we're on hard mode
Sir_Mimkana: What game is this?
SquareDotCube: I was thinking Dead Space with the maternity ward
ayyyko: when do you unlock pants
TriseAlpha: Wait... this cost *real money*?
neisan2112: There's just 2 different versions playing
Rhynerd: I mean, if dinos only take 2 bullets to kill but offer 8 when you loot them, you're good for ammo.
Juliamon: This is Code Violet
Strebenherz: can you shoot it?
AugmentingPath: They were farming these dinosaurs for bullets before they broke out, I'm assuming
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Scy_Anide I would bet it's not on PC because the dev didn't want to risk the steam refund nonsense
RockPusher: Where are baby dinosaurs getting pistol ammo?
ErynTzun: Why is there a Flush function at all on the toilet in this game?
Getter404: Can you shoot it?
Scy_Anide: How are you holding that flashlight?
bytecaster: @ayyyko DLC
anhakha: Shoot it?
MacbethSeemsSus: Wait...where's the flashlight from?
raulghoulia: shoot it and itll drop ammo
saucemaster5000: the perpetual motion mobile
ThrinagaBattleheart: This sure is a game for sale, Trise
Viewers_Like_You: Wait, where's the flashlight in this scenario?
Tangsm: Is this where they raise the baby dinosaurs?
Mnemonicman: Where's the flashlight now?
patrick_stonecrusher: the pistol ammo is from the guards the raptors ate whole
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus Yes
anhakha: Shoot the child's toy.
Sorator13: @ayyyko we ARE trying to find a suit to protect us from the subzero temperatures of the room they call "the freezer"
Mai_Andra:
"How do I make it stop?" Have you tried shooting it? 
digiman619TheAntiDigs: @matthaus_c I thought the raptor said "Grant" in that dream...
AugmentingPath: @RockPusher Same place the grown up ones do
DiamondMX: How is she holding the flashlight, Graham?
saucemaster5000: wait where is the flashlight?
10of9:
use gun on mobile
Sorator13: so like. we're working on pants, theoretically
Going_Medium: You can make calls on it. It's a mobile.
e_bloc: I figured all the blue pills indicated
TehAmelie: we've invented perpetual motion, but only for baby mobiles
anhakha: Hahahahaha
Violet__Violence: goodbye lol
HadesLeprechaun: well it certainly took the dinosaurs a long time to kill you when you were immobile and unable to run away
Foxmar320: lol
Mai_Andra: @Mnemonicman She's got "headlights."
Bruceski: We're on "I'm too pretty to die" easy mode
Juliamon: evaporated
trebuchetboy: Where's the flashlight?
RandomTrivia:
Was that a QTE?
Omnipotrevor: can you use the pills or bandages to heal?
adept_nekomancer: Did she tape the flashlight to her chest or something?
Sorator13: These animations are a Choice
Dog_of_Myth: Dino mites....
TheMerricat: Why are we collecting mites?
digiman619TheAntiDigs: @10of9 Or on desktop, whichever is easier
ThrinagaBattleheart: Good question, actually, where is the damn flashlight
Foxmar320: You must have Bloody Mess enabled cause it became red mist
Diabore: uh graham, i think the chatter was making a viagra = hard joke
ANeMzero: can't believe Graham is playing. Who watches the watch+play man??
Rhynerd: The pistol looks like it has a taclight but in that case she'd be aiming forward a lot more
e_bloc: nice
ThorSokar: I like how there's this HUGE frame and the text is TINY
Sorator13: Ah. Radiation suppression is a treatment. Weird.
ErynTzun: Suits took her away
darkcyril: @ANeMzero I think we've been promoted.
ThrinagaBattleheart: It's probably in her cleavage at this point
Pal_Friendpatine: I missed what game
ThrinagaBattleheart: @Pal_Friendpatine Code Violet
Too_Many_Knives: Oh we're in the TRAPPIST system? That specifically dates this game.
Foxmar320: Game is "Code Violet" on the PS5
Desruprot: yay watch and play
MAPBoardgames:
@Pal_Friendpatine
Gekyouryuu: did.... did WE have a dino baby? is that going to be a big twist?
TheMerricat: @Pal_Friendpatine Code Violet. Reviewed by IGN as a 4
Pal_Friendpatine: thanks all!
RockPusher:
Strebenherz: PFFFFFT
Desruprot:
e_bloc: I never thought I would long for an audio log
Getter404: Armband
ThrinagaBattleheart: They did NOT do the YoRHa motto at the end there
TheMerricat:
time to combine some pills.
CaptainCoriale: oh *no*
sethtriggs: Gotta upgrade the pantsu for more storage
TriseAlpha: So it's trying really hard to be F.E.A.R.?
Strebenherz: WHY
MAPBoardgames: health is on your arm band
ThrinagaBattleheart: What the fuck
RealGamerCow: on your arm?
Sorator13: You can't fit any more stuff into your unmentionables.
Violet__Violence: lollllll good ol inventory management
neisan2112: So joking about putting dino dna into women might be too accurate....
RandomTrivia: Uhhhh
Foxmar320: Oh no
offbeatwitch: oh shit there's crafting
ErynTzun: oh a crafting grid
thebuzzstreams: oh crafting, fun
SnackPak_: so much crafting
Sarah_Serinde: yayyyy
Mai_Andra: ooo, purple pills
Sorator13: omg PURPLe pills
Foxmar320: My eyes crossed seeing this
Crad0k: shock rifle?
Desruprot: crafting
Rhynerd: a shock rifle?
johnnylongtorso: Nexium?
ErynTzun: Red Serpentine?
AugmentingPath: I guess we're also Resident Evil
MacbethSeemsSus: "Red Serpentine + Tungstine= Magnum Ammo"?!?
lamina5432: thats a crafting system
EvilBadman: Health looks like it's on your armband
RockPusher: So, how long before we can craft Normal Fence?
Crad0k: @Rhynerd *high fives*
RandomTrivia: Red pills + blue pills = purple pills... sure...
tidehollowcat: Love that they learned all the worst lessons from Resident Evil's crafting system.
Violet__Violence: because spoops
RealGamerCow: yeah health is on the arm band
Viewers_Like_You: Because it's spoooky
Drasvin: I think the health is the number readout on her arm
Foxmar320: Ghosts Graham
Mai_Andra: Is the armband the health meter?
Scy_Anide: Oh, that's what it meant. I thought there was a rock on the chair.
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TehAmelie: they left the rocking chair in demo mode
anhakha: Go shoot the baby mobile
Rhynerd: @Crad0k *reciprocates the high five*
Spades_Slicc: Chair is rocked by ghost of aborted dinosaurs
patrick_stonecrusher: dino ghost babies
matthaus_c: of course
TriseAlpha: No wonder the babies mutated into murder chickens...
HadesLeprechaun: diagetic UI! It's just like Dead Space!
adept_nekomancer: Chair is being rocked by the same ghost that is acting as our flashlight
ThrinagaBattleheart: This is basically Gooner Dead Space... Unfortunately
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: the music sounds like it keeps wanting to break into Habañera from Carmen but never quite gets there
EvilBadman: Aliens ass map
Foxmar320: And we have the Maternity Ward key now
thebuzzstreams: @patrick_stonecrusher Jesus christ that made me do a spit take with my soup!
TheMerricat: copper makes ammo. you ahve the parts for it too
Fanklok: 5000$ worth of copper
bytecaster: Honestly, it is showing great restraint by the dev to not put the health meter and ammo meter also on the butt
CaptainSpam: The armband is probably the life meter because the third-person view meant they couldn't go full Trespasser with it.
ANeMzero: I like how they wanted it to be more "realistic" so they replaced RE's herbs with pills but you can still mix them together so this woman is somehow carrying around some compounding equipment in her underwear.
MacbethSeemsSus: @ThrinagaBattleheart Lowering the bar from the Callisto Protocol
pimiento: di-not crisis?
Inquisitor_Xian: i feel like they're crossing their horror wires here, cause like...it's objectively true that the horror is dinosaurs, but the setting is giving haunted doll house ghosts and dead space? very uncanny
Violet__Violence: flawless camera
MAPBoardgames: I'm a little surprised the health goes up to 100 and doesn't stop at 69.
Foxmar320: Love the camera
Rhynerd: I don't think ya'll are gonna play this game long enough to reach that shock rifle but I am deeply curious what that's gonna be.
Violet__Violence: no notes
sgowell: they have all the resources available to them to built a thermite grenade. they have to be able to make shorts.
thebuzzstreams: They're so small, can't you just kick them?
matthaus_c: these dinos are strapped
TheAwkes: Gettin that Dark Souls Camera™
Cptasparagus: D:
CouldntPickAUsername: I have arrived and see we're off to a proper start....
PharaohBender27:
@MAPBoardgames 
CaptainCoriale: @thebuzzstreams bare feet
adept_nekomancer: Actually, a text log from Ea Nasir complaining about substandard ammunition would be hilarious.
Sorator13: @ANeMzero and they still didn't, yknow, *name* the pills. They're just going by color.
ErynTzun: Rock the ghost baby
RockPusher: Gunosaurus
ButButTheJesus:
LiveFaust: Glockosaur
MacbethSeemsSus: Dinoglocks
TriseAlpha: Ah, yes. The Glockosaurus
matthaus_c: they specifically didn't want mods so people couldn't see the Dino-Glock
ThrinagaBattleheart: At least I don't remember Callisto Protocol being horny on main for no reason, it was just bad, wasn't it? @MacbethSeemsSus
e_bloc: alex is cooking
thebuzzstreams: @CaptainCoriale fair
Sorator13: @matthaus_c pffff
Tangsm: It was the most efficient way
Foxmar320: Alex that is the most Fallout thery ever. Vault Tech would 100% do that
Viewers_Like_You: Ah yes, the military-jurassic complex
neisan2112: Yup, perfect logic
UnknownFriday: Oh, speaking of random stuff being spliced together, did you know they made Glock watches?
ContingentCat: The American dream
Strebenherz: I swear to god alex if that's accurate to the story
ErynTzun: the angle is just the worst
Desruprot:
totally logical
Rhynerd: does it fire electric arcs? Taser Darts? Is it just a shock rifle from Unreal Tournament?
Anubis169: this is the rest of the room
anhakha: Pteraglockdiyl
RandomTrivia: A thing that is both reasonable and normal to want
Anaerin: Velociglocktor.
Voidhawk42: Flashback to the wonderful "Weapon" series of Crapshots
AugmentingPath: You don't need aiming, you need Shoulder
MacbethSeemsSus: @ThrinagaBattleheart Generically bad. This is at least interestingly bad along with the uncomfortable horniness.
e_bloc: its all boob physics
TriseAlpha: compsagnathus
TheAinMAP:
anhakha: Are they dinomites?
ErynTzun: Little tappity taps
Juliamon: velocifaucet
ThrinagaBattleheart: It is interestingly bad... I will agree there
RealGamerCow: little clippy clops
TehAmelie: "mites?" just a handful of bed mites?
Violet__Violence: snrk okay
TriseAlpha: if there's a bunch of them in the toilet, is that dinohhrea?
tidehollowcat: These are definitely supposed to be compsognathus
Foxmar320: omg
TheAwkes: Really showing off that stock UE5 shadow smearing.
adept_nekomancer: Again, where is flashlight?
EvilBadman: ~*melee build*~
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MacbethSeemsSus: I'm going to ignore where she's holstering these things
Diabore: dangerous question, where does she hold our inventory?
neisan2112: Yes
ButButTheJesus: 2004
Arclight_Dynamo: Doom 3
CaptainSpam: It was just "Doom 3".
JKBalch: Huh that's disconnecting
Mnemonicman: Doom3
RandomTrivia: Oh the flashlight is in her BRAIN
Foxmar320: Doom 3
Mnemonicman: yeah
AugmentingPath: Badoom
noSmokeFire: the camera has the flashlight, that's innovation
ghyllnox: I would chide them that they should have put more effort into the actual physics instead of the boob jiggle, but they didn't put much effort into that either
Anubis169: flashknives are not allowed
ErynTzun: Is it supposed to be mounted to the flashlight or is she supposed to be holding it with the gun?
Desruprot: @Diabore dont worry about it
7gorobei: 3rd person view shooters was a mistake
ThrinagaBattleheart: But like, the dev saying "No 'vulgar' mods of our game" and then putting blatantly sexual camera angles and costumes within the first five minutes of game
anhakha: Termite grenade...?
Drasvin: Looks like flashlight is coming from underbarrel module, though pointing in the direction you're looking
anhakha: *thermite
Sorator13: @ghyllnox or the facial animations. or any of the animations, really.
Voidhawk42: "Unlike our competitors at OCP and their primitive line of 'Robot Cops' encasing men in shambling mechanised horrors, our shambling mechanised horrors are safely encased inside Men!" "WHY"
MAPBoardgames: bandage and a block of steel to make a tourniquet
matthaus_c: you don't even get to discover it on your own
SymphonySolstice: oh boy a trophy
AugmentingPath: Hooray, a trophy! Now you're good at Code Violet!
matthaus_c: and they reward you a cheevo for it??/
Violet__Violence: okay
Getter404: You found: 2000 Aphids!
RandomTrivia: Why is the inside of that box wallpapered?
sethtriggs: Even in a fight for life commerce still works
kusinohki: I like how you automatically know how to combine things to make whatever...
raulghoulia: this is a much better movie than game
Desruprot: Credits
Foxmar320: Why mites? Of all the things to call your money
bytecaster: Nobody would check for your savings in the lou, it's genious!
Scy_Anide: Put it in the toilet so no one steals your shit
matthaus_c: if people are dropping a casual 2k on the toilet, who knows what inflation's gotten up to
adept_nekomancer: "How's the interest rate on the toilet savings?" "Shitty, TBH."
Gekyouryuu: Alex, in this economy, you ARE keeping your savings in a toilet. and it's all being pissed away.
goombalax: economy's gone to hit anyway
ThrinagaBattleheart: This woman is not doing the same thing as Snake's CQC stance, holding both the pistol and knife at the same time
CaptainCoriale: So how does this game compare to Metroid: Other M in the category of "disappointing entry in beloved franchise worryingly focused on maternity themes"
TehAmelie: what if we had a Minecraft crafting system, but no inventory, you can just carry a toolbar's worth of junk
Articerile: nobody is going to burgle my shitter
Sorator13: They have that instead of complimentary menstrual products. Complimentary currency, with which to buy menstrual products.
Thefluffiestguineapig: The controls look very bad
TheAwkes: Big budget stock asset deployment.
JKBalch: That's the toilet attendants's cash box, to make change
Kipstar: he got red on him
LiveFaust: Mattress? Nah, I want somewhere I spend SLIGHTLY less time.
Arclight_Dynamo: Those urinals are TINY.
Darleysam: the wreck of the Deadman Fitzgerald
Brutask: dEdmund
Crad0k: deadpool cosplayer?
MAPBoardgames: the red cameo hides the blood
ContingentCat: I hope she's had her tetnis shot running around a place so rusty dressed like that
MacbethSeemsSus: Over/under how long the game is?
Larkonus: It's so your enemies won't know you're bleeding profusely, of course!
maxlethebeast: The red suit hides the blood stains.
Valkryir: dollar-mites - that one school banking program from australia really took off
Tangsm: So the camo being effective requires him bleeding out
TheMerricat: So chat, in case you are worried, we do eventually get out of the facility as far as I can tell. there are images online of the character doing a Turok so....
Sorator13: @TheMerricat sorry, what does "doing a turok" mean?
ClodiumSoride: @ContingentCat thought you typed "tetris shot" and thought you were referring to the wall pattern
EvilBadman: @TheMerricat Spoilers
Anubis169: can we go back to playing Parasite Eve?
NewtyNewts: Oh no, I'm late for the garbage! Have I missed anything?
ExtraWubs: deadmen hillary
Masslost: the real question is how long till we find some pants?
betweenmyself:
Did I read that right? Does the inventory show the Knife as having zero ammo?
Foxmar320: So bandage = green herb and anteseptic is red herb
Anaerin: Secure pants?
ThrinagaBattleheart: I would like that, Anubis, but no...
matthaus_c: I miss the Jesus game
control_rig: Still no pants huh
TheMerricat:
@Sorator13 Turok was an old Nintendo Dino game.
sethtriggs: "Singing the praises of pants!"
Megaparsec256: i love how they call it "level 2" like it's supposed to be on a higher floor and it's just... no
Viewers_Like_You: I mean, accurate
ContingentCat: @ClodiumSoride Lol I autocorrect tried to have me write that
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adept_nekomancer: Well, we need to find more knife ammo then
Foxmar320: I hate it when I have to reload my knife
JessieImproved: interesting that you think they would give you pants
TheMandrew: so you fought the first dinosaur, but have you fought Denver, The Last Dinosaur?
AugmentingPath: @Anubis169 the man at the store said Mites Violet was the one you wanted
gibbousm: 0 ammo on the Knife? I would think it has 1 ammo?
e_bloc: Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the space turns the humans to dinos?
Rhynerd: @NewtyNewts early cutscenes, Alex almost immediately getting a game-breaking glitch
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RockPusher: the restroom seems quite large compared to the rest of the facility
TehAmelie: maybe we'll be able to load the knife with rocket fuel, for propulsion
Sorator13: @NewtyNewts Animations are bad. No, seriously, they're BAD. Our inventory is apparently stored in our [redacted]. We can have the flashlight out, or the gun + flashlight, or the knife, but not the knife + flashlight.
digiman619TheAntiDigs: There's nothing worse that going to fire your knife and just hear it click
DoodlestheGreat: Wait, was that a guy's head back there?
maxlethebeast: Wait where is the flashlight?
MAPBoardgames: Why doesn't the knife have ammo? The dinos have ammo!
Julian_Rogue: cardboard is eternal graham
TheAwkes: Phone guy said there's an extreme environment suit or somesuch. We need to get it so we can ask them to justify themselves like Quiet in Metal Gear.
NewtyNewts: @Rhynerd You love to see it
TriseAlpha: pallet wraps are neat
RockPusher: Let us pack this cube of copper in a cardboard box
Viewers_Like_You: Look, the dinos got ahold of a forklift and wreaked logistical chaos
patrick_stonecrusher:
reload your knife 
Valkryir: in a non-zero amount of games, knives are just guns with big, short lived projectiles
Gekyouryuu: aw, honey honey
brainbosh: I used to have to wrap pallets by hand, had calluses from it
Sorator13: Oh, and the dinos drop ammo, for some reason
Foxmar320: Wait they wrapped the pallot correctly? Someone tell Walmart about this
TheMerricat: @DoodlestheGreat Yeah, the body parts all over was one of the first things we were introduced to.
MacbethSeemsSus: Sugar?
aitsu100: dino sugar
sethtriggs: They're not crates but same spirit. And people have gotten wrapped up in pallet wrappers
gibbousm: that's a pistol right?
Getter404: "Dinosaurs keep stealing my sugar!"
Crad0k: we have one at work, it's... intense
TheCactaceae: oh my god they're made of sugar cane
matthaus_c: what hell caliber is your gun
Anaerin: Ah, honey honey...
AugmentingPath: More delicious than beet sugar or cane sugar, it's Raptor Sugar
Violet__Violence: nope
DoodlestheGreat: @TheMerricat Ah, I was late getting here.
thatguysteve2709: That glock is punching above its weight class in hole production
TehAmelie: ah, the dinos aren't evil, they're hopped up on sugar
Juliamon: dinobetes
digiman619TheAntiDigs: @viewers_like_you *Forklift song* from MST3K plays
Sorator13: man, we got more money from the bathroom than from the storage cage, smh
Crad0k: just 'spin and wrap, could be a pallet full of boxes, could be a corpse, it doesn't care'
NewtyNewts: @Sorator13 Are we talking bad as in 'zero care for aesthetics' or bad as in 'actively made as awful-looking as possible'
Mai_Andra: "I'll murder you momentarily. I just need a glass of water."
BOTGrant: Gimme some sugar! I am your neighbor! (dinosaur)
sethtriggs: Oh no, that's game design, we can't have that
tidehollowcat: Really wish we could se more of the dinosaur
Rhynerd: gotta find a lock melter
Tangsm: I'm really curious about where you're going to find the shop
darkcyril: Making the text that small was a CHOICE
TriseAlpha: Nathan Hale? The actor?
betweenmyself:
Isn’t cool how Capcom figured out how to do an over-the-shoulder shooting camera back in 2005? 
Violet__Violence: it's people
ghyllnox: Ope
Julian_Rogue: its peopel
Sorator13: @NewtyNewts Bad as in "the mouth moves during cutscenes but the rest of the face doesn't"
MacbethSeemsSus: @BOTGrant Shake it! *T-Rex looks at arms, is sad*
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PharaohBender27: So back in *early* 2020, the library I worked at had to do a move. The sound large saran wrap rolls make when movers are running them around large moving carts is not only LOUD, it legit sounds like dinosaur roars.
darkcyril: That is SO MUCH space that's not being utilized.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: are they also doing a soylent green
CaptainSpam: It's dinosaurs. The answer is always dinosaurs.
sethtriggs: I guess the proteins are People
Thefluffiestguineapig: People, the ingredients are people
Strebenherz: are the dinosaurs made of people?
e_bloc: good question, next question
Violet__Violence: oh
ButButTheJesus: mmm compy
tidehollowcat: Using the carnivores as a meat supply, too
SymphonySolstice: big chicken
EvilBadman: Listen, it"s dinosaur offal
trainpants: oh so we're on another planet
offbeatwitch: we have. Cows
NewtyNewts: @Sorator13 Ah, so Sonic Adventure 1 animations. Got it.
Valkryir: just like chicken
Fruan: tastes like chicken, one assumes.
gibbousm: There HAS to be easier ways to source your meat
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LurkerSpine: chickens
7gorobei: soylentSaurus
margieargie: Hey, I had dinosaur for supper
maxlethebeast: Predators are typically a terrible choice for a meat source.
TriseAlpha: But what if... BIG chicken!?
darkcyril: The macro profile of dinosaurs was too good to pass up.
Dog_of_Myth: Decadent Dino Meat
DeM0nFiRe: So disappointing that this is the first game I see that explores the idea of life on a Trappist-1 planet
Brutask: Tasty dinos
aitsu100: see dinos dont fart like cows
LurkerSpine: if you can make raptors, you can make chickens
ErynTzun: The livestock won't try to eat you
saucemaster5000: yeah but have you HAD dino burgers?
Mnemonicman: Cows are somewhat less bitey
ErynTzun: probably
gawag_: Taste like chicken, but bigger
Masslost: does dinosaurs taste like pork or chicken?
ShaneLeeAtk: Tastes like chicken
Sorator13: the other white meat!
ghyllnox: Maybe they were using chickens and they wanted bigger chickens
Violet__Violence: a;lsdkjfal;
tryllebanjo:
Da heck, I tab back in, and the lady's still in her underwear 30 minutes later?
Dog_of_Myth:
anyGould: You get exercise, because you get to run to *and* from dinner!
NewtyNewts: It goes into the floor!
EvilBadman: @TriseAlpha All right, Shaq
Gekyouryuu: I'll give the game this: we've had our flashlight out for more than 5 seconds and it hasn't degraded
Mai_Andra: Well they made all these babies for science. They had to find *some* use for them...
PharaohBender27:
Dinosaurs have 5.8% more protein!
Violet__Violence: amazing
matthaus_c: pig /would/ be easier, but then who would do law enforcement
MacbethSeemsSus:
ButButTheJesus: OH JEEGUS
SymphonySolstice:
CaptainSpam: "...and that is why the humble megalodon will be our food source in the future world of the future."
Viewers_Like_You: "I don't want to eat pig, I want to eat dinosaurs!"
Sorator13: Oh no.
e_bloc: pig would require an ar-15
eid010n: superb
AugmentingPath: Just like Dark Souls
sethtriggs: Ohhhh someone didn't fix that bug in the engine
v_nome: Oh no, step dinosaur
Rhynerd: Look, when you're harvesting dinosaurs for their munitions, it's important to use the whole dino.
control_rig: Welp we live here now
ContingentCat: A lot of domestication has been about making animals less bitey
Orestes290: Dinosaur breaking!
Fanklok: Why is it so... wet?
TriseAlpha: Unity physics!
BOTGrant: Clearly they blew their entire budget on juggle physics
TheMerricat:
Chat for those who don't know what Trappist 1e is - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TRAPPIST-1e "TRAPPIST-1e is a rocky, close-to-Earth-sized exoplanet orbiting within the habitable zone around the ultracool dwarf star TRAPPIST-1, located 40.7 light-years (12.5 parsecs; 385 trillion kilometers; 239 trillion miles) away from Earth in the constellation of Aquarius"
ErynTzun: jiggly ragdoll physics
TehAmelie: at the very least, predator meat tends to taste awful
millenomi_Aura: I was like, is this game going to be the Watch + Play kind of bad — turns out, YES
Crad0k: those damage decals are just... no
betweenmyself: maybe it’s a moral decision: raptors will try to kill us back, so we feel less bad eating them?
Vinewood_OG: Twerky Jerky
Aceviru: The people demand dino nuggies
Voidhawk42: Wierdly, warhammer 40k has the same thing. "Grox" is the main meat source in the Imperium, and by all descriptions they're beligerant and hornery aligators
Spades_Slicc: I regret to inform you that your meat dinosaur is contaminated with lead
Thefluffiestguineapig: Domestication: more cooperative, less bitey and make more of what we want
CaptainSpam: Surprisingly large entry wound for that 9mm.
RockPusher:
Dinosaurs‽
NewtyNewts: Oh lovely, mini-bugs as currency.
TriseAlpha: *cough*
ContingentCat: Capitalism will never die
matthaus_c: don't combine your blue pills with other medicines folks
johnnylongtorso: capitalism will survive until the last human dies
e_bloc: mixing drugs seems bad?
Desruprot: Blue Pill might take you to wonderland
DoodlestheGreat: @Voidhawk42 Who knew The Imperoium is based in Florida?
MacbethSeemsSus: So what do the purple pills do?
gibbousm: one pill makes you larger and the other makes you small
sethtriggs: All this stuff in the inventory, those pantsu ought to be look like you're wearing a typeball
TehAmelie: Neo. . .
MAPBoardgames: You shouldn't handle the blue pills if you are pregante or expect to become pregante
morteica: @Voidhawk42 I mean.... alligator meat is delicious....
anhakha: But what do PURPLE pulls do...?
NewtyNewts: @gibbousm And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all
Rhynerd: I mean, arguably the main mest source in 40k is actually other humans, what with corpse starch.
A_Dub888: Wait, did Elon name his twitter AI after Warhammer?
BOTGrant: If your blue pills are still working after four hours, seek medical treatment
TheAwkes: Can you knife it?
ErynTzun: Did we see what the purple pills do?
Atarra: is this game autosaving or is there a save function?
Viewers_Like_You: That's actually not wood, it's dinosaur bone
matthaus_c: I'm worried about the amount of currency laying around, but given the lack of mods, that is the only kind of inflation we're seeing
e_bloc: its pulp fiction
TheMerricat: I mean if they were going to use cardboard, then they've still got wood.
CouldntPickAUsername: the wood is actually dinosaur bones
eid010n: I mean, if you look at the history of keeping pigs, keeping ornery and dangerous animals as a source of meat is a very human thing to do
Violet__Violence: sure ign lol
Juliamon: A_Dub888 no, he named it after nerd slang
MAPBoardgames: out of how many?
sethtriggs: The 4 must be for the jiggling
AugmentingPath: @A_Dub888 No, he named it after Stranger in a Strange Land by Heinlein
ErynTzun: The What Four
NotCainNorAbel: out of 100?
brainbosh: Real crates irl are just plywood sheets with metal strips
YawnLance: IGN do be saying things
control_rig: Out of 2
Drasvin: Wood is a good material. And cubes are good for storing
Sorator13: To be fair, it *is* functional.
ghyllnox: Out of 100?
Thefluffiestguineapig: What does it take to get a 1?
offbeatwitch: it's an old key
SnackPak_: a 4 should be at least some amount of game
Desruprot: future does seem to keep similar logistics
ClodiumSoride: oh hey, it's her dad!
offbeatwitch: not a new key
NewtyNewts: Love a good inventory system. This game, however...
Fruan: To get a 3/10 the game has to actually hack your controller to give you electric shocks.
Foxmar320: This is way worse than a 4
margieargie: The devs knew what Alex wanted from a game
GDwarble: In the future we have forgotten how to manufacture pants for women, but we do still have wooden crates
Megaparsec256: keys alex, that's how you know it's a good horror game!
EvilBadman: Like I said earlier, a game has to be super broken to get 3 or lower.
ThorSokar: is a 4 the lowest they are legally allowed to give?
sethtriggs: find the key to use the key to find the key
gibbousm: Are we sure that's not a novelty key?
Laserbeaks_Fury: me having Resident Evil flashbacks
anhakha: That... should be automatic.
kingandcommoner: how else are you gonna break the poose out of the jailhouse?
savageneil1: 4 out of 10 seems awfully high
gualdhar: I love the painted on stripes for dino claws
RockPusher: Game so far mostly functional and technically seems to have a plot… have a 4!
Gekyouryuu: a good game wouldn't waste an inventory slot on KEYS
Steelwolf171: Judging by the 'decor' Trappist 1E is made out of copper
Laserbeaks_Fury: Red makes the UI go faster
Kazman20a: can you knife the crate?
BOTGrant: When does eyeless Sam Neill show up?
WiJohn: Assuming it's out of ten and 7 is the "okay" rating 4 seems not unreasonable? You've certainly played worse
Mushbie: Well Alex you know how women's pockets are tiny
Anaerin: It's so it doesn't ruin your night vision.
HadesLeprechaun: "space woman in underwear and revealing top never bothers to look for regular clothes, 4/10"
EvilBadman: @LurkerSpine This
TheMandrew: friend of mine keeps his phone screen on rose tinted, and it's...unsettling to say the least
niccus: they change it to windows 3.1 Hot Dog Stand
Kazman20a:
and the answer
Strebenherz: what was the name of this game again?
CaptainSpam: Ah, I see you've played knifey-cratey before!
Duffadash: Wait. If the dinosaurs are eaten... This is NOT Repligator: The Game?
Drasvin: That's either a crappy crate or a great knife
matthaus_c: suddenly Bloodborne
gibbousm: Isn't Dino Crisis just Resident Evil but with Dinosaurs instead of Zombies?
MacbethSeemsSus: @Strebenherz Code Violet
Julian_Rogue: Just like thumb through different apperances. Lcars. Windows ME. MacOS
NotCainNorAbel: I want them to switch to light mode and they are clearly the evil person after that fact
Anaerin: Wasn't there a padlocked locker? Can you use the old key on it?
MAPBoardgames: it's filled with vile blood
Foxmar320: Get ye blood
ghyllnox: When I open wooden crates I make sure to use my 3-sided knife
WiJohn: 1 and sac to loot!
AugmentingPath: @TheMandrew Does it help him maintain a positive attitude about the things he sees on it?
KV1NN4: We have Resident Dino at home
sethtriggs: Code Violet: Crunchy Pantsy
TriseAlpha: So you can knife the wooden crates, but not the cardboard boxes. Brilliant.
SkylerRingtail: Worse than bad, this is just...boring
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
e_bloc: roses are red, sugar is sweet
Rhynerd: I wonder what a game rated a 1 would look like if this is a 4.
Violet__Violence: okay
johnnylongtorso: are the dinosaurs diabetic
Despoiler98: HOW
NoxStryx: So we know the start-to-crate now, but what about the start-to-pants
gibbousm: I mean, it is a powder I guess? So particulate explosion?
matthaus_c: oh my god it IS Bloodborne
CaptainSpam: Hey, does Twitch have Code Violet in their game database? Maybe this could be that one time where a W+P game can be properly represented!
arcaneIllumination: What game is this?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The best games on this stream have been interesting.
Blip2004: it was also for smoke grenades, which is accurate
BOTGrant: Do you... drink it?
Rhynerd: Would a 1 even run on any computers?
Tangsm: It's just a really sweet grenade
TehAmelie: is that the font or did they actually spell discard "discord"?
Megaparsec256: so... will it let you accidentally delete progression-critical key items
TheMandrew:
@AugmentingPath he is a pretty cheery guy so I guess 
Violet__Violence: wowwwww
aitsu100: ummmm
sethtriggs: Oh noooooo
Atarra: XD
niccus: oh they made the sugar ordinances from that halloween cH real
Crad0k: no no
TheAwkes: Love when a context menu swaps between left-right confirm and up-down confirm.
ButButTheJesus: BUTT
Brutask: oh
aitsu100: oh nooo
Dog_of_Myth:
betweenmyself: to make Sugar Frosted Cocoa Bombs, Calvin’s favorite cereal
EvilBadman: @Rhynerd Examples include: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Step Up Self-Defense Training Camp
GDwarble: *Sigh*
NewtyNewts: This is, uh.
TriseAlpha:
Fruan: WHY
SymphonySolstice: hm. don't like that
HadesLeprechaun: wooooooow
CaptainSpam: Just shove that camera RIGHT UP IN THERE.
YeetTheRich_: yeah
PharaohBender27:
Crad0k: no no no no no no no no no no no no
Foxmar320:
omg
margieargie: Must we...?
Juliamon: those hip joints...
ErynTzun: No THank You Please
RainyMint: Sigh
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
BOTGrant: Bruh.
TriseAlpha: Gator butt
adept_nekomancer: Game sure likes its butt, doesn't it.
offbeatwitch: aaaaaaaaaaooooooouuuguhghghhhhhhhhhhhh
Julian_Rogue: and now we know how it got 4 stars
tidehollowcat: So glad there aren't any lewd mods for this
Crad0k: noooooooooooo
TheMerricat: She really does look like she's wearing diapers....
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ThrinagaBattleheart:
Ohhhhh man
AugmentingPath:
@TheMandrew might be worth a shot, then
e_bloc: this is unreal
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: ma'am there's something wrong with your hiips
anhakha: That's straight outta MGS V
Brutask: needs better music for that
sethtriggs: Well there's where the inventory went!
gibbousm: And they didn't put it on Xbox because they lacked the manpower to port it
matthaus_c: vulgar mods here meaning replacing the velociraptors with Thomas The Tank Engine
thatguysteve2709: I am over this game
pimiento: that must be really uncomfortable
ThrinagaBattleheart: I'm so happy there aren't any lewd mods for this game either
Gekyouryuu: this makes her look even more like she's in a diaper
PharaohBender27:
@e_bloc I'm not clipping that 
spo8n: bullet minus copper equals grenade minus sugar!
TehAmelie: to be fair, hips are weird
ErynTzun: It's not appealing in any way
Aceviru: Ah so that's where the twitch community got their butt twerking emoji ideas from
thatguysteve2709: Thank you for playing this so I do not have too
e_bloc: this is why you don't take ketamine, and watch alien and jurrasic park back to back
CaptainSpam: "But I want people to play this game with my *very SPECIFIC* flavor of vulgarity!"
Violet__Violence: trex?
MAPBoardgames: you now have the old key you can use to unlock another key
Violet__Violence: absolutely trex
MacbethSeemsSus: So according to Teamkill Media's website they've been around since 2016. So yes, they have other games.
TriseAlpha: Godzilla?
Foxmar320: This is a very Umbrella Lab feeling hallways
ErynTzun: Just scraping that chair across the floor effect
NewtyNewts: Gun plus flashlight (not in hand)
ThrinagaBattleheart: @MAPBoardgames to then get the third key to unlock the way to the fourth key
CouldntPickAUsername: Graham it makes perfect sense, she clearly has headlights out front
ThrinagaBattleheart: Video games~
TheAwkes: Stellar Blade gets to sit on the wishlist until I eventually have the spare dollars at the same time it's 80% off or it ages out and I remove it.
Rhynerd: @MacbethSeemsSus does their site mention what other games they have?
TehAmelie: even the rocking chair in the same spot
matthaus_c: reckon this dev would be more offended by lewd mods, or adding feathers to the dinosaurs
NewtyNewts: You could take a Flush
v_nome: Is this the bedroom from the start of Fallout 3?
thatguysteve2709: If it dropped bullets I would see why this game got a 4
e_bloc: open the door
ErynTzun: They only have the one song
patrick_stonecrusher: press x to flush
brainbosh: why are there so many children in this place
Violet__Violence: huh
TheMerricat: Is this .... HELLS Kitchen?
saintguard: @matthaus_c Yes
AdamLavadan: 200 mites is quite a pocket of mites...
AugmentingPath: Simon, presumably
Brutask: simon says?
SkylerRingtail: Simon Says!
MAPBoardgames: Our security is simon says
Sorator13: to be clear, IGN's review scale does say that 4/10 = Bad "wish we'd never played them, but there's a good idea or two buried in there". 3 is Awful, 2 is Painful, 1 is Unbearable ("if they ever worked at all")
Gekyouryuu: triangle, triangle, circle?
TriseAlpha:
flashlight is in the way.
Foxmar320: Can't see because of the flashlight lol
Anaerin: It's simon.
Violet__Violence: okay, alien isolation can get away with that shit, but not this game.
Megaparsec256: standardization in the nursery rooms at least makes sense, it's got the whole vibe of "mass produce kids like they're robots"
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RealGamerCow: I do like that boot up noise
Julian_Rogue: now its a rhythm game
Atarra: are we hacking?
NewtyNewts: Ooh, it's Simon
e_bloc: it wouldn't be a horror game without an inscrutible puzzle
TehAmelie: finally a hacking game for progamers (?)
NotCainNorAbel: security through simon
johnnylongtorso: I can't believe the future is powered by an Atari 2600
TheMerricat: Simon but painful
ErynTzun: "TeamKill Media LLC, born in 2016, is an American game studio crafting cinematic masterpieces focused on PlayStation that echo the golden age of gaming." Riiiiiiight.
Steelwolf171: They could have come up with a better icon for that
offbeatwitch: I love simon
Megaparsec256: hacking minigame with no explanation, love that
MacbethSeemsSus: @Rhynerd Their youtube page shows games called Lorn, Quantum Error. This is honestly fascinating
Foxmar320: Grahams activly hacking the system
sethtriggs: Feels like it might have input lag
Sorator13: Sam says don't flinch!
brainbosh: Why did it get so much slower this time
Rhynerd: @MacbethSeemsSus Oh, they did Quantum Error too?
Crad0k: THIS ISN'T SIMON
TheMerricat:
@johnnylongtorso As someone who owned an Atari 2600, lets be fair, this is more like the Atari 8-bits.
TehAmelie: maybe we unlocked pity mode
pimiento: wow, this sucks
betweenmyself: could be worse… Bop It! Twist It! Pull It! (access granted)
tidehollowcat: I keep wanting a game to capitalize on the horror of the troodons from the telltale jurassic park game but I somehow doubt this will be the one to do it
UnknownFriday: Why more than once?
gawag_: cheeevo
Atarra: clearly they're serving up people meat
EvilBadman: I'm in
sethtriggs: Really gotta work for your soylent green
TriseAlpha: #VideoGameLock
northos: @UnknownFriday gameplay!
Violet__Violence: that was worse than i thought at first
Voidhawk42: Diogenes coming into E3: BEHOLD GAMEPLAY
Sorator13: can you imagine doing this every time you wanted a snack?
Foxmar320: Graham is hack master
Atarra: if they go through that much trouble for the kitchen
Violet__Violence: that looked awful
YeetTheRich_: ps5 gaming
before_damage: How are the garbage games play by definitively not garbage humans.
asthanius: Simon is supposed to build on itself
Rhynerd: So most of their portfolio are really crappy Playstation exclusives that Sony shows a bunch of ads for before they come out and utterly crash?
asthanius: that didn't
e_bloc: among us did it better
ErynTzun: oh they've got another game on Steam called Son and Bone
Violet__Violence: oh. right.
Fanklok: Why wqas lead in the kitchen?
TriseAlpha: clever girl...
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, you don't have to take much effort to see what a turd that was.
Drasvin: Why is there lead in the kitchen?
NotCainNorAbel: why is there lead in the kitchen>
AugmentingPath: combine lead with blood to craft lead poisoning
TheMerricat: Why look for stuff when you have such a limited inventory anyway
MAPBoardgames: I keep a block of lead in my kitchen too!
Steelwolf171: Lead, in a kitchen. Are the Romans behind this?
RockPusher: Those were the cooks!
e_bloc: clever girl
Kipstar: watchman reference
Tangsm: See, the kids in the movie should have just used their guns
TehAmelie: making deep fried lead
A_Dub888: gotta get them carbs
northos: how else are you gonna cook up the dinosaurs
ghyllnox: Apparently IGN reviews are out of 10. This game got a 4, with 5 users rating it a collective 2.2. Clair Obscur got a 9, with 3.6k users rating it a 9.6.
Julian_Rogue: it costs more energy to cool them and heat them so they leave them on. like glass ovens
sethtriggs: [ ] Workable control scheme [X] Booba
jibkat:
EvilBadman: You interrupted them making mozzy sticks
Gekyouryuu: Rev up those fryers, bois!
AugmentingPath: A whole monastery of fryers
niccus: can you do that in space station 13?
Aceviru: This is where we fry the nuggies
Gekyouryuu: Harry DuBois
NewtyNewts: It's so you can turn them off. Only you can prevent forest friers
TheAwkes: Asset store the game doesn't usually make it all the way to IGN.
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is such an absolutely wild combination of settings
matthaus_c: do you think we'll live to see some techbro create an economic bubble around minigame locks
Foxmar320: Bottle is floating lol
ErynTzun: It has 18 Reviews,
MAPBoardgames: wait look at that bottle
aitsu100: where is the fire suppessant for those fryers
neisan2112: I always think of that Lucario comic working at a mcdonolds
Viewers_Like_You: Also, a dozen fryers next to each other with no counters or other workspace between
johnnylongtorso: @Aceviru literal dino nuggies
SilverHalcyon: what does a smoke grenade do against dinos?
betweenmyself: gotta see them particle effects
aitsu100: this is not up to code
VorlonScout: one of those raptors = a LOT of nuggies to fry
Sorator13: That feels like a very cumbersome way to set a shortcut
thatguysteve2709: Can you throw it just to see how smoky it tets
Julian_Rogue: @matthaus_c Simon coin. you mine new ones by completing increasingly harder games of simon
e_bloc: I have no bullet and I must shoot
MAPBoardgames: Give peas a chance
MacbethSeemsSus: I feel like a deep fryer is a terrible idea on a space station.
Foxmar320: So many cans of peas
RealGamerCow: that flashlight is so bad
TriseAlpha: Drink More Glurp
before_damage: What’s up with those pants? they don’t look comfortable?
Foxmar320: Only peas
RockPusher: "Earrings"
Brutask: Peas
ThrinagaBattleheart: EARRINGS
TehAmelie: why can't we have peas on earth? these mofos took them all
sethtriggs: LOL well it's clothes in a sense
PharaohBender27: That's an EARRING!?
Atarra: no pants, but we have earrings?
A_Dub888: 1, 2, 5 LAUNCH
RealGamerCow: make way for peas!
johnnylongtorso: is this the Overlook Hotel?
Sorator13: stamina earrings, eh?
JKBalch: What!
UnknownFriday: It looked like a bottle of Chambord.
Crad0k: wait, there's an equipment system?
Foxmar320: Why ONLY peas
EvilBadman: You can see the peaness in this storeroom
matthaus_c: sorry HOW big was that chest?? for a SINGLE hand grenade?
gibbousm: milk
Laserbeaks_Fury: Millions of Peas, Peas for me
aitsu100: sugar were going down
brainbosh: Any purple stuff?
Brutask: Ham!!!
RockPusher:
gibbousm: dinosaur milk?
A_Dub888: @Foxmar320 would you prefer Only Fans?
ButButTheJesus: HAMB
before_damage: Ham?
TheCactaceae:
AugmentingPath:
CaptainSpam:
Dread_Pirate_Westley:
Mushbie:
margieargie:
PharaohBender27:
matthaus_c:
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Not even Udderly Valley Milk?
iarethel0ser:
saintguard:
Megaparsec256: an alien planet probably
Larkonus:
tidehollowcat:
drcthulu: Ham!!!!
patrick_stonecrusher:
NewtyNewts:
anyGould: Ham?
Despoiler98:
pimiento: hamadeus hamadeus!
MrSarkhan:
Tangsm:
Gekyouryuu:
TheAinMAP:
brainbosh:
niccus: wait is this dinosaur ham
ButButTheJesus:
adept_nekomancer:
RandomTrivia:
WAT
Vinewood_OG:
ErynTzun:
TheAwkes: @EvilBadman What are they graded? Can you see the Aness?
RainyMint:
WiJohn:
KV1NN4:
terminal_void:
ThrinagaBattleheart: One, of course there's earrings for a game where you're walking around in your underwear, two, why are the earrings literally the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
vetr1c:
CaptainSpam:
Surprisingly, has served me well in other channels.
Drasvin:
YawnLance: I love storing my milk at room temperature
TriseAlpha: Ham
matthaus_c: call Gordon Ramsay to rate this pantry
RealGamerCow: alternate ham
Viewers_Like_You: Look, Utterly Valley paid top dollar for this sponsorship deal
Mollylele: "let's see some hams in that chat" is such a cursed phrase
e_bloc: its milk and malk
Strebenherz: BACK TO THE PIT
Laserbeaks_Fury: Milk and Skin Milk
RockPusher: This feels more like a colony rather than a spaceship?
aitsu100: the pit is the worst
CouldntPickAUsername: they need to accomodate the people who are utter interolant
Arclight_Dynamo: It only looks like two different brands. Both types of milk are made by Weland-Yutani.
Anubis169:
Rhynerd: I remember seeing this company's previous(?) game, Quantum Error. Both in it's ads and two gameplay videos that made it look like it was made for W+P
Vinewood_OG: I feel that.
PharaohBender27:
Look, even in space there must be capitalistic competition
AugmentingPath: Sir, this is a capitalist spaceship, we need competition to keep our milk good
doubledbear: Me too Alex, me too
sethtriggs: My first job was a dishwasher!
neisan2112: Mood Alex
Foxmar320: Same Alex
Rhynerd:
also
ThrinagaBattleheart: I'm willing to bet that you don't actually get clothes, just "accessories" like earrings and necklaces
Sorator13: well, if you make some room, you can use that and the sugar to make another frag grenade
Doc_Layzah: Sugar makes gredade
ladyjessica: on this spaceship we drink brand name milk only
ThrinagaBattleheart: And somehow they make you survive better because Video Game Logic
Megaparsec256: @ThrinagaBattleheart seems extremely likely yea
AugmentingPath: @PharaohBender27 yes exactly
SilverHalcyon: that would do nothing against a dino
EvilBadman: I think my primary complaint about this game right now is the glacial pace
Anubis169: that's a decent grenade
Gekyouryuu: respectably smokey
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ErynTzun: It's good to test anyway
Crad0k: not bad, does it actually work on enemies?
MAPBoardgames: that actually looked pretty good
trainpants: now the dinosaurs will never find you
Rhynerd: decent smoke grenade, I'll give them that.
thatguysteve2709: What dino is that stopping from just running at you
epsilon_vee: did what it said on the tin
sethtriggs: I'm impressed, it had physics!
Laserbeaks_Fury: I can't imagine the AI of the NPC would be affected by it
Atarra: that freakin crouch
Rhynerd: But unless some androids try to kill you later I'll question why it's there.
Gekyouryuu: gesundheit
GirlPainting: Gesundheit!
PharaohBender27: Gesundheit!
CaptainCoriale: I have to say, I am having a much better time on the
MacbethSeemsSus: Thankfully there's no clothes in the living area. Otherwise she might put some on......
TheAwkes: Exercise those gaskets.
RealGamerCow: Space Butt 2, the Quest for Clothes
NewtyNewts: You got [Flush]
h3rsh3yb4r: hello just getting here. why are we in panties
SerGarretCameron: it might be possible the old key opens that heart lock in security.
ghyllnox: Nursery with a bowl of water at toddler-head-height
Sorator13: I'm surprised there's not a trophy for flushing a toilet
Anubis169:
Bless you! 
saintguard: What do the pills even do?
SilverHalcyon: you forgot to flush the toilet
MAPBoardgames: this room brought to you by ctrl+C & ctrl+V
ErynTzun: This game is $49.99?!
Viewers_Like_You: Look, they bought the whole control, c, and v keys, they're going to use the whole control, c, and v keys
CaptainCoriale: @h3rsh3yb4r game refuses to give us pants
ghyllnox: @ErynTzun Yes!
Diabore: @ErynTzun *hack cough*
Tangsm: Who put a hand print on the window of every touch-free panel door on this station?
CaptainSpam: These... ARE different rooms, right? You're not just wandering around in circles?
Rhynerd: @h3rsh3yb4r fresh out of the cryo chamber and this game is probably hornier than the devs prude about.
sethtriggs: No you're kidding right?
ThrinagaBattleheart: @h3rsh3yb4r Because Third-Person Survival Horror Game Made By Devs Who Don't Want "Vulgar" Mods
TheMerricat: $50 USD, isn't it?
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Drasvin: Blue pills are used to make purple pills. What do purple pills do?
Foxmar320: Are you kidding me?!
e_bloc: we're hard to beat
LurkerSpine: $50 usd. that's insane
MacbethSeemsSus: Loading screen!
PharaohBender27: Like *2026* Full-priced?
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is a Vault ass living quarters
Anubis169: this is 50 smackers?
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun how hogh is the propabillity that in one show, Alex is looking up the games, and Graham plays?
ErynTzun: Oh wow, thank you for taking out this trash. This is not a AAA game in any way.
Anaerin: Hidden loading screen.
LurkerSpine: 57 actually, jesus
TriseAlpha: They gotta recoup their $30 asset package somehow, right?
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh boy
Anubis169: it's a loading zone
CaptainCoriale: and even in our white tank top! classy
matthaus_c: it's thematic with the pregnancy theme
Fruan: I assumed this was a 10 dollar scam. 50 dollars is ABSURD
ThrinagaBattleheart: And yet, our main character is walking in her panties
MAPBoardgames: What do you want to bet they have that because other games does it, not to hide a loading screen?
tidehollowcat: Sure is resident evil
Pal_Friendpatine: I’m waiting for the 90% off sale
RealGamerCow: I'm surprised they didn't do an inappropriate zoom in
gualdhar: wait do we really want that black light near the nursery?
Laserbeaks_Fury: The computer does *not* like this room
neisan2112: Wonder if that's even true in this game, or they just did it cus
10of9: is this place filled with mobiles or are we passing by the room with the mobile multiple times?
jibkat: is the red lasers instakill or just bounce?
Viewers_Like_You: Is that a bar globe??
niccus: does the red laser hurt?
Anubis169: i don't get this though
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If they really want to be scary with their lasers, they should use anything other than red.
patrick_stonecrusher: now you can see all the gooning aftermath
ErynTzun:
oh did you gain 4 more slots of inventory?
sethtriggs: $50?!!! NO I refuse to believe that
Rhynerd: Teamkill media! making W+P quality games for AAA prices and slightly better graphics.
Melfina__: can you push a chair through the lasers
SymphonySolstice: disco panties????
matthaus_c: we have become tinfoil
wiganlass: where in her pants is she storing all this stuff?
JKBalch: Unrealistic, the chairs aren't lighting up
RatherLargeToad: Time to pants: Undetermined
DiscordianTokkan: It got wet?
RockPusher: pardonfuck
TriseAlpha: Ran out of underwear battery?
ButButTheJesus: wut
Atarra: uhh
Sorator13: well you see, we went through some water
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no we're running out of shaders
Sapphic_Shenanigans: It's gone crystalline!
maxlethebeast: Chrome!
Strebenherz: are you dressed in foil now
CaptainSpam: You ran out of not-reflection.
sethtriggs: Is your underwear a diegetic interface?
Dog_of_Myth: Wut?
SilverHalcyon: tinfoil panties
Shadowsoflife: ???
RatherLargeToad: Foil wear
asthanius: you're wearing foil
Larkonus: Your underwear is clearly made of aluminum foil.
thatguysteve2709: Haha
Spades_Slicc: You got burrito'd
Foxmar320:
phoenixletmeuseadashd: really bad reflection?
DrLigmaPhD: Foil undies
ErynTzun: Are the lasers making you shiny?
Doc_Layzah: Silver drawers
adept_nekomancer: Your clothing may or may not be aluminum foil.
ThrinagaBattleheart: UHHHH
Laserbeaks_Fury: She honestly looks a lot like Ashley Williams
jadielady: your outfit has turned into like those spangly pillows you can rub your hand on to change the color
7gorobei: reflection shader is having trouble with the 'wet' look
thatguysteve2709: Did you compile all the shaders
Arclight_Dynamo: Active camo undies. Active camo-sole.
Anubis169: One game did it, I think it was Outlast, then many other games copied in but ONLY that one animation of squeezing between two things
EvilBadman: He mites care, he mites not
Anubis169: it could've been anything
Darleysam: wow, the Doom sound
JKBalch: Is your underwear "stealth"!
Foxmar320: GUN room
RealGamerCow: Wait that's the Doom door.
johnnylongtorso: door dot wav
A_Catastrophic_Success: I’m starting to think this game isn’t very good
Shadwhawk: @Darleysam I was just about to mention that
GirlPainting: that was CLEARLY a doom 1 door sound
Drasvin: This is temple of Gun
e_bloc: is this a metroidvania
Rhynerd: Also because I am still stuck on "these people also made Quantum Error and I remember that other bad game", I looked up that game's price. $30.
EvilBadman: Lol room door sound
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Yes, upgrade your Not-Colt-1911
Darleysam: glad I'm not the only one that caught that!
pimiento: had a visceral reaction to the doom sound
ErynTzun: Oh you can SG-1 Rollplay
sethtriggs: How many mites for a sweatsuit?
Rhynerd: oh, that's what the shock rifle looks like
IsaTheEngie: Okay so I wasn't imagining the doom door sound
ErynTzun: *Roleplay
MAPBoardgames: Peen-itey
gibbousm: more bullets per bullet
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Shadwhawk: I'm pretty sure Doom just used stock sounds from an effects library
Anubis169:
I would totally go for a handrail gun
Getter404: You can tell it's the future because the SMG is a Vector derivative
Doc_Layzah: Skinz
Megaparsec256: y'know, the thing about dead space, is it had *interesting* upgrade trees. and not just, here are the four stats boost the stats
Mushbie: oh that is not a P90, but an F2000 aka "Boat gun"
aitsu100: its a slider scale
ErynTzun: Amethyst is cool
sethtriggs: These finishes are great to have in a map with barely any light
johnnylongtorso: because as a lady, you want your gun to match your outfit
Julian_Rogue: oh hey a glock
TriseAlpha: *sigh*
TheAwkes: The lowest rent shaders available
Crad0k: @Shadwhawk yeah, it did, it's even known which library
MAPBoardgames: custom dinoskin grips
trainpants: wouldn't be a game if it didn't have skins
anyGould: I love that you have more clothing options for your gun than your character.
TheMerricat: So apparently this game doesn't 'save' object states in the world one of the suggestions for farming UV cells is to save the game, find the table near the save room with a cell save again, quit and reload and the cell returns.
betweenmyself:
Crafting *and* upgrading? Imagine how IGN would have rated this game if it threw in fishing as well.
Anubis169: LOL
Dog_of_Myth:
Gekyouryuu: MMA that incorporates Gun Kata: step into the Glocktagon
TehAmelie: you gotta look stylish when you're shooting zombie dinosaurs in space in your underwear
Juliamon: TheMerricat oh my god
EvilBadman: Listen to that door sound lol
korvys: Those door sounds are very Dooom
MAPBoardgames: trap?
TheAwkes: There are invisible lasers.
AugmentingPath: Invisible lasers?
ErynTzun: Isn't Dead Space a scary horror game?
Rhynerd: New Funny idea: Glock tried to expand on their breeding businesses and that's why there's dinosaurs.
ANeMzero: invisible lasers
Foxmar320: Lasers
Megaparsec256: sawblade traps?
GirlPainting:
Anubis169: as lasers should be
Strebenherz: INVISIBLE LASERS GREAT
PharaohBender27: Welp
MAPBoardgames: most lasers are
ErynTzun: I don't play those kinds of games so not sure if this is supposed to be like that
7gorobei: glock's patents expired ages ago, anyone can make a glock-like
Crad0k: it's laser time, BOYZZ!!
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun there are save rooms so.....
ThrinagaBattleheart: If there even is checkpointing
Megaparsec256: so it was actually meant to be an environmental clue! shocking
TheAwkes: Guy cut in half was actual environmental storytelling!
ErynTzun: uh oh
gibbousm: oh no
MacbethSeemsSus: MAWP
Foxmar320: uhhhh
northos: I like that a raptor suddenly shows up for the death screen lol
sethtriggs: "violet is dead, miss her, miss her"
e_bloc: god I hope we're wearing high heels
ErynTzun: Oh I thought it was the game sound screwing up
ArdCollider: honestly I just thought the game was making...
ArdCollider: yes. that.
TheAwkes: Is the old key for the giant padlock back in the security room? It probably is.
Anubis169: you can farm?
Anubis169: oh ffs
ErynTzun: oh we Lara Crofting our way through a load
SilverHalcyon: pro strats
johnnylongtorso: ah, Resident Evil (film) lasers
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niccus: wait how are you using light to reveal light
NoOne_OfConsequence: You forgot to upgrade your gun again.
ErynTzun: Can't flippy sh*t our way through?
Crad0k: there's... candles?
TehAmelie: do you just tank it?
sethtriggs: Does candelabra help?
trainpants: facetank
Spades_Slicc: tank the hit
YeetTheRich_: just tank it?
gibbousm: you RE1 film
Foxmar320: Something to shoot?
MAPBoardgames: just tank it
GirlPainting: resident evil is calling. they whant their lasers back
Anubis169: oh COME ON
GoofingGoff: kick a chair into it?
control_rig: Why candelabra in space station?
ErynTzun: Que?
TriseAlpha: it's just a wall?
Megaparsec256: neat
7gorobei: probably have to shut it off somewhere else
SilverHalcyon: an actual invisible wall
ContingentCat: I appreciate in this future they still have candelabras
Too_Many_Knives: want pants
MacbethSeemsSus: Hey clothes, that presumably she's not going to put on
Too_Many_Knives: They're right there
Too_Many_Knives: The pants
ButButTheJesus: fun!
RatherLargeToad: this invisible wall is keeping us from our pants!
MAPBoardgames: shoot that green panel?
ErynTzun: Did the game break itself again?
ErynTzun: oh uhhh
ThrinagaBattleheart: OH, so the Wall Of Laser is impenetrable but harmless, but the moving lasers, they slice your bits off
ThrinagaBattleheart: Cool great awesome
TriseAlpha: Can't have our pants protag wearing clothes, now can we?
Megaparsec256: the game is having absolutely no meaningful signposting
Anubis169: Chromepants: Laid to rest
RealGamerCow: there's a noise then you chrome
betweenmyself: @control_rig because open flames aboard space stations make for super romantic lighting
TriseAlpha: She's a Cylon?
BillTheCat: lighting effex
sethtriggs: Oh that foil must *scratch*
adept_nekomancer: @RatherLargeToad Game is literally gatekeeping pants right now.
Vongo272:
are we in a strip club?
EvilBadman: Foil diaper, very rare
TruPhantomAngel: Hear me out, did you need that weird reflective underwear?
Drasvin: UV reactive underclothes?
ContingentCat: Fashion?
RealLegitStreamer: I bet the chrome undies reflect lasers.
Gekyouryuu: radiation sensitive clothing?
nevyn666: space diapers. the ultimate in lingerie
Crad0k: it's like... you're absorbing something?
SilverHalcyon: just start blasting I guess
Rhynerd: Uv light turns your clothing into foil
gibbousm: what did "No UV Powercell" mean?
Laserbeaks_Fury: To keep your underwear for show up under UV light
NewtyNewts: Probably your battery is back to full?
Fanklok: Great question. No more questions
sethtriggs: Particles when you punch lasers?!
h3rsh3yb4r: i think i read a webcomic about a robot in panties once
anhakha: Maybe getting the lasers visible will show a "shoot here" target?
matthaus_c: maybe the undies are like a glamour
ghyllnox: Stone lasers
AugmentingPath: knocking wood chips off the laser wall with the knife, great
tidehollowcat: At least the knife doesn't have durability
ContingentCat: In year uhhh tin foil is so in, not just for hats
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Kitten has decided the laptop is best napping spot
MacbethSeemsSus: Radiation Suppression Chamber?
Megaparsec256: keys for your keys
TheMerricat: That's probably where the shotgun is.
Texan_Reverend: Is there something shootable on the ceiling?
GirlPainting:
CaptainSpam:
ErynTzun: DX
BillTheCat: do you use keys to open locked doors?
offbeatwitch: ohhhhhhhhhhh
SerGarretCameron: there's another gun cage in security that we may not have opened.
RockPusher: A modern Sierra point-and-click
Anubis169: The finest cable noise AAA can supply
ErynTzun:
: 
SkylerRingtail: Is this the only game on the docket for tonight?
CaptainCoriale: the one credit i will give this game is that I am learning a lot of neat things from the Trappist-1 wiki page
LurkerSpine: 4 is Bad on IGN's score rubric
RealGamerCow: Under 4 is functionally broken I think.
NoxStryx: If this is a 4, what is a 1?
ThorSokar: does this mean the 2200 credits re-spawned in the bathroom?
MAPBoardgames: It doesn't crash
Drasvin: Could be worse. Could be pulling a Sierra, where forgetting to do a thing at the beginning of the game softlocks you at the end
ErynTzun: As Code Violet, a recently-released PlayStation exclusive, continues to receive negative reviews and reception by critics, its developer, TeamKill Media, has hit back against the outlets critiquing its latest title, sharing in a social media post, in part, that it doesn't make games for critics. "We make games for our fans and players who actually spend their hard-earned money on our games and support us, not critics," a statement read.
EvilBadman: @NoxStryx Examples include: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Step Up Self-Defense Training Camp
offbeatwitch: nice animation
DoodlestheGreat: @NoxStryx It actually Hitler.
TehAmelie: that damage upgrade worked eh
ErynTzun: All 18 fans.
Despoiler98: TACTICAL
thebuzzstreams: Now we know this game is unrealistic, because dinosaurs didn't respawn in real life
trainpants: tacticool
TriseAlpha: Tactical Pantsgun
MAPBoardgames: That lock stopped a bullet!
SilverHalcyon: did your upgrades persist?
SkylerRingtail: What's the lowest score IGN has ever given, I wonder
A_Dub888: tactical? Can snipe with Shortgun?
sethtriggs: I guess that was a load-bearing shotgun
sethtriggs: Wigglechair
matthaus_c: zorp
Anubis169:
Physics chair
RealGamerCow: goodbye
EvilBadman: @SkylerRingtail Actual 1s
NoxStryx: Is a game that is a 1 a game that cannot be played?
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch:
Mites: they "mite" be currency 
Getter404: Woe, chair upon ye
Megaparsec256: well that wasn't a key or a way to bypass the lasers so i still don't know what the game wants
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Sent the chair into the shadow realm
Foxmar320: The subocean has a new chair
Fanklok: "Corporate said we can save 15% of the budget by not hriing any QA"
Arclight_Dynamo: Where... did she put that shotgun/
Arclight_Dynamo: ?
TheAwkes:
Are we patient enough to force reload to farm mites and buy gun upgrades? 
ButButTheJesus: @SkylerRingtail I remember reading the 0.0 review of Extreme Paintbrawl
A_Dub888: @EvilBadman I think they have that to one of the neptunia games
iris_of_ether: I seem to remember Big Rigs Racing getting a '1', but I don't know who gave it
ErynTzun: A score of 1 has to be something unplayable
Rhynerd: Someone else mentioned that a Rudolph the Red Nosed Raindeer game got a 1.
MacbethSeemsSus: @Arclight_Dynamo Don't worry/think about it
CaptainSpam: @Arclight_Dynamo In her PARDIS, obviously.
betweenmyself:
I wonder ho precipitously player retention drops once our character finds some clothes
TriseAlpha: butt pouch.
Anubis169: we haven't observed the observation room
betweenmyself: *I wonder how
e_bloc: ironic
EvilBadman: @A_Dub888 The scoring faq that has been linked multiple times has examples at every score
A_Dub888: @Arclight_Dynamo away
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Same place she put the flashlight, into her "hammerspace"
ButButTheJesus: @ButButTheJesus oh, 0.7, sorry
Juliamon: betweenmyself DOES she find clothes?
e_bloc: maybe we're on observation duty
KV1NN4: Maybe she's a marsupial and has a skin pouch we cna't see
Sealectrochrome: So glad to be able to tune into a W+P after so long
ThrinagaBattleheart: Or "she-gets-" y'know
Foxmar320: Our quest for pants is not going well
realbadatthis_: we found a shotgun before pants?
NotCainNorAbel: architects always put their laser controls in the observation room
BlackCherry55: Can someone please tell me why she doesnt have pants?
Strebenherz: "clothes"
Atarra: the quest for clothes
Jay_Blanc: In Video Game Review Score logic, a 4 is a bad game. A 2 is "This game will cause your computer to catch on fire and burn down your house killing you." While a 1 would be "This game will start World War 3"
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm sure the clothes will be respectful
sethtriggs: I feel like if you wanted to buy media with a lady running around in her undies, there's cheaper, better options.
Sorator13: Finding clothes is literally our main quest right now, I believe
RealGamerCow: "occupado"
ContingentCat: Are they even smaller?
Julian_Rogue: You idiot. you've all got guns!
ThrinagaBattleheart: @sethtriggs And more respectful ones, too
RockPusher: Graham's "Oh, yes!" does not inspire confidence that the clothes will be an improvement
iarethel0ser: How do those handprints on the window work?? They were opposite sides.
e_bloc: the twist is the dinosaurs are the good guys
Julian_Rogue: I assume thats why the dinos have bullets
Tangsm: Feet would be so sticky be now
arcaneIllumination: The way Graham says that was ... ominous.
ghyllnox: Those handprints were made by two different presses, you can't put both your hands on the windows like that
Strebenherz: @BlackCherry55 fanservice by a creator that didn't put their game on steam because they didn't want people making dirty mods (playstation has no return policy, so probably that)
LurkerSpine: I literally linked the score list. You can also search "IGN Review Scoring" and find it.
aWabbajack: ooo! the critically acclaimed Code Violet game on PS5 only
ErynTzun: @iris_of_ether hmm can't find that one but G4 TV gave it a 0
Sealectrochrome: What game is this? It looks surprisingly high budget
sethtriggs: Imagine how this place smells
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun can I spoil the solution for the lasers for you so you don't have to spend time running around?
morteica: I wish someone would tell a game dec that Velociraptors are 2 feet tall
Getter404: "Oh this is all wrong, it should say, 'No, babies!'"
CaptainCoriale: you know, for all those facials you're going to use
johnnylongtorso: Ben Tonight Clay
Anubis169: also people that buy this as digital only always pay full price
TriseAlpha: dinoxray
ContingentCat: To be fair this place is not baby proofed
TehAmelie: we need the clay to write Ea-Nasir a strongly worded letter
sethtriggs: Mannequin legs?
ErynTzun: Science Finds a Way
Rhynerd: Should I look up what Bentonite does? Is that even an actual material?
RockPusher: or they are breeding human ladies from dinosaurs…
Laserbeaks_Fury: Clay Bentonite
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
Scy_Anide: Nathan Hale is such a weird pull for a name
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TheMerricat: 43 lightyears.
BillTheCat: did we ship dinosaurs there?
Dog_of_Myth: G is correct
Megaparsec256: yea the trappist 1 system is real neat
TriseAlpha: Long call: This is a Soylent Green facility.
ErynTzun: oh noooo
sethtriggs: Oh that's going to be amazing
darkcyril: Ah yes. Eye-reptile dysfunction.
Sorator13: Oh good, we ARE mixing dino dna with human dna
Megaparsec256: @TriseAlpha it... seems likely. there's been some indications
TriseAlpha: Life finds a way...
NewtyNewts: So the lizards are babies?
Violet__Violence: apart from the eyes??
GDwarble: I feel like Trappist should be famed for it's monasteries
Violet__Violence: jesus lol
matthaus_c: I know some girls who would love to turn into velociraptors
ErynTzun: These people have never watched the V TV show(s)
AutonomousTurtle: wow, so it's true that she just spends the first chunk of the game in her underpants
Rhynerd: "oh yeah, some babies just get born a bit lizard-y. Just call in the hazmat teams if you see one again, okay?"
Dog_of_Myth:
Aceviru: The baby did not cry, it screeched
TehAmelie: take that, Starbucks
Fanklok: MMMM Bento
Anubis169: Who would write that down? Something like that happens in the medical field, people would be making waves about medical discoveries!
EvilBadman: No babies? Guess we won't be seeing this on Let's Nope
asthanius: gonna be something dumb like "we're recreating life on the planet by turning humans into all the animals"
Spades_Slicc: Poison dinosaur
AugmentingPath: yeah, some of the dinosaurs probably have dote
Juliamon: oh, so you make activated charcoal.
gibbousm: "Caustic Caramel Cream", "Horrific Hazelnut", "Mutating Marshmallow", and "Antidote"
e_bloc: is that just activated charcoal
sethtriggs: It's probably unbalanced and broken
TehAmelie: we're gonna need the high quality clay to write to Ea-Nasir
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun can I spoil the solution for the lasers for you so you don't have to spend time running around?
Viewers_Like_You: Honestly you could make a CFUT character of some sort. "Bentonite Clay" sounds like a local public access sort of guy
RealGamerCow: I assume that there are spitter dinos
Tangsm: We haven't seen the spraying dinosaur yet
Its_VeeBot: It's weird, because I can understand the idea of "I'm making a knowingly niche game for my niche, and if critics don't get that then fuck 'em," I think the problem is when it doesn't even do that niche well
Strebenherz: this is a weird ark mod
Capt_clown: Hey, free assets are free
Sorator13: well, how else are you combining pills?
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Getter404: You paid 2 dollars for the asset pack, you use all of the asset pack
e_bloc: @Juliamon ah same page
SerGarretCameron: or the shotgun, who knows.
MacbethSeemsSus: "Also, TeamKill made a big fuss about not releasing the game on PC, so I’d really like to know why my console copy randomly displayed keyboard binding prompts during gameplay." -Review I found
ErynTzun: oh thank goodness, it seems like it's just broken otherwise
TheMerricat: There is a green deal on the roof near the fence, shoot it. You looked up but not up and behind.
Julian_Rogue: this is givine me flashbacks to like doom 3?
e_bloc: what are the odds that the one person who played this game is also in chat
GreatGodOm: Why are we walking around in our underwear? Undergarments aren't generallyknown for their protective properties.
johnnylongtorso: @GreatGodOm current quest: acquire pants
Rhynerd: @GreatGodOm not "game horny" reason: just left cryosleep
h3rsh3yb4r: it hides loading screens right?
sethtriggs: that's neat, you go through the water and your crunchy undies don't rehydrate
TheAwkes: So the game lacks a persistent game state about a bunch of things.
ErynTzun: @GreatGodOm to enter the facility they made her strip and go through decontamination. So, could be worse.
asthanius: @TheMerricat hey so question: are you reading a guide, watching a playthrough, or have you subjected yourself to playing this?
TheMerricat:
@asthanius There is a youtube walkthrough.
Mangledpixel: squeeze passages are often hidden loading zones, yes. No guarantee that's what it is in this game though.
Rhynerd: Knowing merricat, probably just grabbed a guide
ButButTheJesus: goodness
TriseAlpha: moist
e_bloc: squeeze through tight passage entered public domain in 2025
HadesLeprechaun: *glistening*
thebuzzstreams: ALEX
Scy_Anide: God of War had a fair few squeezing through gaps but with some variation and often involving Atreus which made it a lot less repetitive.
AutonomousTurtle: somebody misted her down
SymphonySolstice: must be humid in there my lord
gibbousm: get this girl a towel
ErynTzun: But her clothes are somehow not wet
wiganlass: I beg pardon
Anubis169: Thank. Fuck.
TriseAlpha: Clothing: get
Buxx345: o dear
Getter404: AND she has knees?
sporkraptor: she's slimy
ThrinagaBattleheart: This is 100% gonna be skimpy catsuit
asthanius: is it INVISIBLE
sethtriggs: Need the music
baanvoyage: woagh she has body parts
matthaus_c: bulge o'clock or bust
NewtyNewts: This is extremely 'nothing at all'
Anubis169:
TriseAlpha: oh, it's holo-clothes.
millenomi_Aura: perv time o'clock
sporkraptor: ooooookay
baanvoyage: why did they do this
ContingentCat: Oh god
Fruan: This suit is powered by the male gaze.
matthaus_c: she's doing the megamind meme
eid010n: Thank god nobody can mod this
Strebenherz: Time for the R rated Watch and play apparently
baanvoyage: me when I’m a not@al amount of horny
Anaerin: The emperor's new holo-clothes.
Fanklok: The Playstation can produce mind boggling effects
ErynTzun: @Scy_Anide Yeah Tomb Raider is like that, but it's not like the same gap all the time.
Doc_Layzah: Show it slower. Take your time
asthanius: uh
TheAwkes: Emperor's new clothes ass costume design.
Spades_Slicc: The Donner Procedure you say
Megaparsec256: none lewd mods, only creator approved lewdness
Rhynerd: Good thing the devs are protecting us from vulgar mods.
maxlethebeast: Okay for a sec I thought the suit would be invisible.
sethtriggs: yeop
Foxmar320: omg
ButButTheJesus: SURE
HadesLeprechaun: SNAKESKIN??
SymphonySolstice: hm.
tidehollowcat: Those sure are clothes
millenomi_Aura: boo
Atarra: form-fitting
RealGamerCow: still jiggly I assume?
CaptainSpam: So... she had to take what little clothes she had off first?
baanvoyage: THIS IS STILL BAD
darkcyril: Stupid sexy Flanders
Julian_Rogue: she's less naked and its somehow worse?
GDwarble: Ah, Mystique cosplay
niccus: well, we wanted clothes
ErynTzun: Spray paint suit
TheAwkes: That is *so far* up her ass.
Strebenherz: Jesus christ the butt
Scy_Anide: God the wedgie
ClodiumSoride: the underwear was somehow less demeaning
aerohydra: look at that cake
sethtriggs: Do the booba get indepedent suspension now?
DeChunkandFriends: The boob holders are not as flattering on the men's uniform.
sporkraptor: she needed the slime to get into that outfit
SilverHalcyon: nice and snug
asthanius: except your head which is unprotected
arcaneIllumination: It's vacu-sealed to her.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Megga wedgie
KV1NN4: Black Widow called, she has wedgie advice
SymphonySolstice: I can feel the wedgie from here
e_bloc: I don't know what I expected
Sorator13: Well, good news, it's so dark you can't see any of the titillating detail most of the time
Despoiler98: oh so its the Seven of Nine suit
Juliamon: I don't think that counts as clothing any more than Bayonetta's hair does
MacbethSeemsSus: They skipped the baby powder step
Tangsm: It does look like it has more comfortable flashlight storage
RockPusher: Well played to her for managing to put that on without assistance
millenomi_Aura: it's not even hot! it's not even hot
ErynTzun: At least it's too dark to see the back too much here
sethtriggs: are there pockets?
farley_f: but we dont want any modding that would be crude to this game - like that could happen
Masslost: but moderns would make the game too sexual what a dam lie by the dev
Metatality: VACUUM SEALED
JKBalch: The suit is applied, not worn
Doc_Layzah: Voice. Acting.
Brutask: red lasrers gone too. neat
Anubis169: wait...
nevermore913: I don't think that suit is practical
Darleysam: so she turns into a floating head and gun?
Anubis169: did that activate before we had the suit?
sporkraptor: but not your head
SymphonySolstice: "that sucks" cinema
MacbethSeemsSus: @Anubis169 Yep
SilverHalcyon: "that sucks"
e_bloc: fucking line of the year
sporkraptor: so you'll look like a floating head
Strebenherz:
@Despoiler98 I mean shit seven of nine's is less revealing 
HadesLeprechaun: "we are farming dinosaurs for our new line of invisible dino-skin clothing like"
10of9:
Thank goodness they can't make pervy mods for this game
asthanius: WOW
Anubis169: ffs
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Dog_of_Myth:
Scy_Anide: #Lampshading
SymphonySolstice: I just
ghyllnox: "That sucks bro"
ButButTheJesus: m hm
ghyllnox:
Spades_Slicc: I don't think that's how mirrors work
BillTheCat: that is a serious wedgie
millenomi_Aura: boooooooooooo
NoxStryx: This makes the color balance much worse
millenomi_Aura: boo
Julian_Rogue: the suit asks which way you dress.
e_bloc: this voice actor deserves an oscar
Despoiler98: @Strebenherz yeah at least her suit wasn't "jiggly"
sporkraptor: yeah that goes right up that asscrack
TheMerricat:
@Anubis169 I think so. I think that was what was messing up the first time we picked up the UV cells.
Getter404: "We said it was too tight, so you can't say we're objectifying her!"
ErynTzun: Vacuum Sealed Protagonist
Strebenherz: "NO VULGAR MODS"
Dog_of_Myth: WHAT?
trebuchetboy: The flashlight is so wack
DeChunkandFriends: Well defined, individual balls.
Anubis169: Resi Storage
Strebenherz: @Despoiler98 and at least SEVEN OF NINE HAS A PERSONALITY
Anaerin: Oh hey, you can upgrade your shortgun now.
Scy_Anide: Can you wear that dress instead?
AugmentingPath: @e_bloc She's really giving this performance more than it deserves, yeah
Fruan: Not letting you wear the frilly dress is a crime
Sorator13: Oh hey, our dress!
tidehollowcat: This game is trying to be both Dead Space and Resident evil at the same time
MacbethSeemsSus: Well, saw Resident Evil
control_rig: Why... why is this room in this facility?
TheMerricat:
@tidehollowcat And Alien, and Turok.
Juliamon: Residead Evilspace
e_bloc: we're gonna steal from so many games, they can't all sue us
DoodlestheGreat: It feels a bit like Borderlands, too.
TriseAlpha: "Oh yeah, there's a room with a wedding dress... that's your room"
Aenir798: is that ... a small part of Moonlight Sonata repeating in the background?
RatherLargeToad: McClunky?
Foxmar320: I feel like this game is just taking inspiration from , RE, Dead Space, Fallout and Dino Crisis
thavleifrim: played resident evil or heard a third hand account of what playing resident evil is like once?
TehAmelie: maybe the final suit upgrade will turn us into Empowered
Anubis169: Aenir798: that's the Fuer Elise
ContingentCat: Why does it need all those noises
ErynTzun: Even the sound is bad
NotCainNorAbel: that sound is not plesent
Strebenherz: I'm sorry, dear dev, why did you take the worse parts of every crafer
thatguysteve2709: Can we all agree game bad?
Foxmar320: LOL
YeetTheRich_: oh fuck off
TheMerricat: !!!!!
ThrinagaBattleheart: Of course this is here
Foxmar320: ummmmm
GreatGodOm: Those inventory noises were... unpleasant.
sethtriggs: Is that... OH NO
ErynTzun: oh I thought it was censored lol
Dog_of_Myth:
matthaus_c: the nonvulgar ba donka donk
SymphonySolstice: 👎
ErynTzun: THis is that one Cowboy movie
TheMerricat:
"We didn't want people to make vulger mods."
HadesLeprechaun: saw the quote, Bart!
LurkerSpine: oh sure, doesn't want lewd mods
tidehollowcat: And it is managing to do none of its inspirations any justice
Sorator13: let's NOT unlock that one
sethtriggs: WHY
Foxmar320: WAT
iarethel0ser: Something something vulgar mods something.
asthanius: fuck off
gibbousm: remind be again why its not getting a steam release
adept_nekomancer: I see the devs had very specific priorities.
ErynTzun: oh Cowboy Ugly
Strebenherz: I'M SORRY, HOLD MY POODLE?!
ThrinagaBattleheart: Oh noooooo
AutonomousTurtle: ok so the game also wants to be Stellar Blade
RockPusher: yes. vulgar mods.
YeetTheRich_: what would the steam workshop even add at this point
RealGamerCow: Definitely Daz3D models
CaptainCoriale: no no, let us play with the censor bars.
JKBalch:
What the
ghyllnox:
The hair flip
Sarah_Serinde:
Sorator13: GIRL HOLD MY POODLE?!?!
NewtyNewts: Very clear priorities
Dog_of_Myth: Winner
betweenmyself:
Tangsm: Yes
ButButTheJesus: YES
e_bloc: this is like the whose line bit where colin is the director. make me a space movie! cut! now it's smut
Foxmar320: ok yes
SilverHalcyon: 10/10 game
sethtriggs: where'd the glasses come from
ErynTzun: Oh this one! yay!
Anubis169: Bayonetta? Is that you?
Strebenherz: YESSSSSS
NoxStryx: Big Sky Cowgirl is my Christian Feminist Country Album
tdapenguin: that is the best choice
Tangsm: Found it
Fruan: Got there!
Larkonus: Obviously that one.
DeChunkandFriends: Best outfit.
awildshen: ok that one is good
crazycommie87: Soooo I was not expecting to tune into fan service XD
LostForWords_:
sethtriggs: Ahahahahaahahahahahahahah
Laserbeaks_Fury: YESS
ContingentCat: Lol what?!
RockPusher: okay, one good costume!
CastleOtranto: What kinda game is this?
lamina5432: and they didn;t want sexy mods done
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm so glad they aren't allowing mods. For the children
niccus: i see there was an artistic vision
thatguysteve2709: And this game lost all respect with badonka donk
TehAmelie: the Ladykiller in a Bind censor option
ClodiumSoride: those pajamas actually have a normal-looking butt
SymphonySolstice: DINO JAMMIES
ContingentCat: Yes
baanvoyage: normal amount of horny
KV1NN4: WHY did she look like Zayn Malik from One-Direction's "Best Song Ever" music video??
juuzou00: what the heck is this game?
ErynTzun: @CastleOtranto It's supposed to be like Dino Crisis but it's awful
TriseAlpha: Oh, THAT's why this game got a 4/10
KV1NN4: (the secretary lookt hat is)
sethtriggs: Those legs work great
e_bloc: big ballerina in a snow globe energy
DeChunkandFriends: She's like a music box ballerina
baanvoyage: WHY DID THEY DO THAT
HadesLeprechaun: that's...not where earrings go
AugmentingPath: is the holy hand grenade bit jammed into her ear?
Strebenherz: YES
ErynTzun: oh you can change your hairstyle and color? cool
ThrinagaBattleheart: sigh..... This game exists
Aceviru: No notes
aWabbajack:
TehAmelie: why did we have to start the game half naked again?
SymphonySolstice: finally she's clothed
Viewers_Like_You: Oh hey, someone's learning Fur Elise. Good for them!
ThrinagaBattleheart: There are better, cheaper, eroges
Anubis169: Is this DLC?
Garfman314: tommy gun!
Foxmar320: Yes
thatguysteve2709: Ummmmn
ghyllnox:
Jiggle physics on the hat
RealGamerCow: Space Tommy Gun
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: Ho ho ho
Foxmar320: Just YES
HadesLeprechaun: hold on, we have a whole outfit, but no shoes?
KV1NN4: She still doens't have shoes 8n8
Julian_Rogue: Innhilator? I barely know her
Dog_of_Myth: Well, not wrong....
Darleysam: I 'ardly...
tdapenguin: i too store my weaponry on fancy sofas
RockPusher: Rattle 'em!
Strebenherz: Okay, game got better
sethtriggs: well okay
aWabbajack: keep the change!
Atarra: ho ho ho!
trainpants: the year is 25XX, here's a tommygun
Anubis169: It's christmash shee
anyGould: Say hello to her little friend!
Brutask: The freaking Tommy Gun!?
digiman619TheAntiDigs: That was indeed one of its titles
ANeMzero: Rattle em Boys
SkylerRingtail: Now I have a machine gun, ho ho ho
FITorion: reload
niccus: merry christmas
saintguard: Ah, we've become a Joker goon
Tangsm: So they really thought this game was bad? Did they put on the jammies?
TheCactaceae: That's actually Tommy's last name
Strebenherz: GAME BETTER
Scy_Anide: This is why IGN gave it a 4/10. It's at least funny bad.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: please, thompson machinegun was my father
TriseAlpha: I assumed the "annihilator" discarded on the couch was... something else
ContingentCat: Legally distinct?
Rhynerd: Welcome to Trappist-1, here's a tommy gun.
TehAmelie: i'm gonna start calling my typewriter the annihilator
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Though it usually wasnt woth the round magazine
ErynTzun: @TehAmelie The game Dev didn't want there to be any lewd steam mods, I guess so they could make lewd outfits themselves. lol
Jensling: "Merry christmas, ya filthy animals!"
Scy_Anide: Well, sometimes funny bad
CaptainSpam: I have to think there might be a copyright issue with the name "Tommy Gun".
johnnylongtorso: the Trappist 1 Piano
Drasvin: The save point is an old timey phone
offbeatwitch: RATTLE EM BOYS
Strebenherz:
@ErynTzun also people can't get a refund on playstation
TheAinMAP: "Merry Christmas, ya extinct animal!"
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Front Desk: I would like to save my progress"
ghyllnox: Tomothy Gunson
matthaus_c: 'ey Jimmy, bring me the Annihilater!
Anubis169: Does nobody clean the glass around here?
Jay_Blanc: They just went through all the pages in the Evil Lair Catalogue and said "I want one of each of these".
10of9: something something, Home Alone joke
Viewers_Like_You: Why is the save point an antique phone for no reason???
Mai_Andra: pants? It's a Christmas Miracle
Aceviru: And now I have a tommy gun, ho ho ho
EvilBadman: I believes ya, but my Annihilator don't
ErynTzun: @Strebenherz Wait, there isn't like a certain time span you can get a refund?
Sorator13: hey, some of the outfits weren't unlocked
Foxmar320: Cursed AI coffee
Larkonus: That looks like natto.
Julian_Rogue: AI coffee
sethtriggs: LOL
Brutask: E
NewtyNewts: That's some awful coffee
TriseAlpha: "Coffee"
Laserbeaks_Fury: I am frankly *shocked* the save function is not a limited use item
NoxStryx: They were smart enough to know noone would play this a second time
Strebenherz: @ErynTzun i'm not sure. I thought Graham said it didn't or at the least had a different return policy
Atarra: awww I wanted Type 1
KV1NN4: "Boba"
Cptasparagus: its all the kinds of diabetes
ButterBall000: Type II with sugar
TehAmelie: yeah like we have to run around in our underwear for an hour for story reason but then it's fine to go full leather domme
margieargie: I wanted lemon-lime...
Anubis169: Swater
TriseAlpha: Sodacola
sethtriggs: LOoks like "Drange"
e_bloc:
matthaus_c: Classic E? they've got HRT in a vending machine!
SilverHalcyon: Smart Water
Sorator13: me, I prefer Orange 3
SymphonySolstice: love me some Swater
Drasvin: Is that supposed to be an image of honey coffee beans?
anyGould: 24% of the development budget went to those two assets.
Scy_Anide: Isopropanol?
darkcyril: Ah cool, Sunny D!
Metalupis: type 2 coffee is now called standard coffee
ANeMzero: Type 2? damn can't believe they're vending diabetes.
Sealectrochrome: AppleJ is an actual drink BTW
ContingentCat: These vending machines used to be at a rave
Buxx345: Ah yes one E please
A_Dub888: I don’t think Engineering would like it if we drank ISO
sethtriggs: Did that dino just strafe
thatguysteve2709: I wish the camera was good
AutonomousTurtle: they look so stupid strafing holy shit
ButButTheJesus: compy=knife time?
adept_nekomancer: Camera is a worse enemy than the dinosaurs
ghyllnox: 30-50 feral dinosaurs?
Strebenherz: Remember in SPUD! where we found the gnomes that got murdered by gun?
matthaus_c: serpentine serpentine serpentine
Atarra: how the hell you're hitting anything in this game is the real Christmas miracle
ThrinagaBattleheart: Oh gods...
AugmentingPath: instead of Iron Sights, this game has Meat Sights
iarethel0ser: ADS: Aim Down Shoulder.
Anaerin: You're backing into the wall, so the camera gets stuck. Which sucks.
ThrinagaBattleheart: Memories of Spud
CaptainSpam: At least the camera isn't trying to go straight up her butt.
Aceviru: "down in front"
Dog_of_Myth:
Viewers_Like_You: No, Jesus Christ was last W+P
SymphonySolstice: so true
Anubis169: the camera has a collider on it that rides up the wall
sethtriggs: this is one of the most evil cameras I've seen in a while
margieargie: @A_Dub888 You can drink it all you want, just don't read it out loud
control_rig: True, true
matthaus_c: the ragdolls /are/ flawless
lamina5432: sounds like everything
sporkraptor: aw, poor little dinosaurs
ghyllnox: And if it didn't cost 50 DOLLARS
Darleysam: this is what gamers get for years of "it's a survival horror, it's meant to be clunky"
johnnylongtorso: you've heard of over the shoulder camera, this is in the shoulder camera
Anubis169: Jurassic Park 2, hello
sporkraptor: weeeh
Strebenherz: MITES?!
GreatGodOm: From the people who thought that the camera in Dark Souls was worth emulating.
AugmentingPath: @Anubis169 it needs a collider; how else could it hold the flashlight?
AnakiAnikiStreets: what game/demo is this? asking for a friend
SilverHalcyon: can you melee in this game?
Tantar: are those compys
thatguysteve2709: I will say we have seen one positive and it is the Christmas pjs aren't skin tight
Rhynerd: Code Violet
Aceviru: Oh noo
TehAmelie: easy like stealing money from a tiny dinosaur
TheAwkes: The autoaim doesn't quite make up for the terrible controls.
Julian_Rogue: I was about to ask CAD orUSD
sethtriggs: Is there seriously no first person view?
Foxmar320: vomit vomit vomit
control_rig: Code Vomit
e_bloc: holy fuck
matthaus_c: kkona freedom prices
Strebenherz: 70 cad!
gibbousm: I heard this game has a real PS3 era vibe
Rhynerd: Oh geez, right, that was the USD price
CaptainSpam: Graham Stark, sparing no expense for the good of his company.
Strebenherz: "Friend"
RTwo28: Wait 60usd for this horrid unreal asset flip?
NewtyNewts: So, in the list of things that aren't actually awful, 'Listen To' is okay?
BusTed: do you think they got an exclusivity deal
BillTheCat: wait they didn't put this on PC?
ANeMzero: Friends do not let friends play (most) W+P games
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Oh Honey No
Arclight_Dynamo: Tomacco!
Doc_Layzah: Crouch?
ThrinagaBattleheart: "Hopefully does not break containment" is a SCATHING read on this garbage
TheOges: I may have to wait for a steam sale, or the heat death of the universe
Juliamon: Once again, they specifically did not release it on PC.
NotCainNorAbel: when did dino's learn guerrilla tactics
sethtriggs: I would throw my controller dealing with this
thatguysteve2709: I wish the camera would stay in focus when you back into a wall
Megaparsec256: at least the little guys don't do much damage
Juliamon: They don't want lewd mods.
Darleysam: you should, I would assert, playtest it once
Rhynerd: @BusTed I'm pretty sure the company got an exclusivity deal with Playstation, yeah.
sporkraptor: nyaaaa
Aceviru: @BillTheCat Hey would not want to get refunded
ANeMzero: @BillTheCat The developer claims, entirely unbelievably, that they didn't bring it to PC because they didn't want "vulgar mods" made.
e_bloc: I never thought I would say it, but this would be so much better if AI made it
Its_VeeBot: @TheOges Not on Steam because the dev didn't want pervs to make pervy mods
nevermore913: But tight suits
tidehollowcat: If this was five dollars and on steam, I would be so into it.
smallirishone: But butt
NewtyNewts: But naaaaaaaaked
Drasvin: Also, over the shoulder shooting against tiny enemies seems like a poor decision.
BusTed: @Rhynerd Props for the salesmanship, I guess
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TehAmelie: come to think, there's never been a game that's widely played for fun because it's bad. the b-movie equivalent of games has yet to come
ErynTzun: Yeah when you're trying to aim at the little dinos you can't even see what's happening!
Arclight_Dynamo: You know what I've been playing recently? The original Tomb Raider. It's a 3rd person shooter with gamepad controls. The shooting mechanic is good. Just do that.
RavenHillbrookInc: Hi. Hope the trash is going well
kassbjames: This is... unfortunate and frustrating to watch
Anubis169: Graham: Sony pulled a fast one too... it's EUR49.99 in EU
RockPusher: Welcome raiders, to… this…
ContingentCat: The trash is very bad and therefore good
ghyllnox: @e_bloc As is the case with a lot of games on here, part of the reason these games are at least interesting enough to be on this show is that someone tried *really hard*
RossIrelandPrime: Was this mafe by humans or some low wattage ai?
Rhynerd: then again, having kept tha tlink tot he company's site open, they apparently did release a game on PS and PC 2 years back.
Julian_Rogue: just has to be smart enough to pass it and not be a dinosaur
ErynTzun: The best thing about this game is that outfit
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie You're saying we need an Ed Wood or William Castle of gaming?
NoxStryx: Is concern about pervy mods is probably more and admission than anything else. "We didn't put it on steam so it is harder to find the pervy mods we forgot to remove from the game files"
farley_f: this game costs 76 Dollarydoos (Mad Max Dollars) - you are jerking me
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sethtriggs: Takes me back to 80s movies
RavenHillbrookInc: @ContingentCat great!
Its_VeeBot: I would have so much more respect for the dev of this game if they owned that it's meant to be a hornfest
YeetTheRich_: league of legends
eric_christian_berg: Bethesda.
Garfman314: prayer warriors?
Julian_Rogue: *cough* Desert bus *cough*
Foxmar320: I play Fallout 76
TriseAlpha: Oh dear gods...
ThorSokar: I have some FMV games for you
darkcyril: AGDQ has an entire six hour block of awful games.
Anubis169: Romero will make you his bitch
Dog_of_Myth: Daymare
johnnylongtorso: people like playing Sonic 06 for some reason
TheMadS8nt: Sonic 06
TheAwkes: Really showing off all the different container designs that were in this asset pack.
KV1NN4: I love Skyrim
sethtriggs: People played Big Rigs Over the Road Racing for fun
ThorSokar: Lets try: Who Shot Johnny Rock!
smallirishone: Deadly premonition
ThrinagaBattleheart: @Its_VeeBot Actually, yes, me too I think
matthaus_c: Kusoge is a time honoured tradition
Kazman20a: flappy bird
anyGould: Isn't QWOP basically that?
control_rig: Oh yeah, Skrim is hilarious-bad
TheMerricat: Was that rats game that people gave each other as a joke fun to play?
FITorion: or vampire survivor
betweenmyself: Kusogrande (the bad videogame tournament) would beg to differ
SilverHalcyon: Dragon's Dogma 2
CaptainSpam: Awful Block *IS* best block.
RockPusher: I've purchased W+P games because they looked like a hoot while being questionable quality
Megaparsec256: depends on your def of "widely" i suppose, i do think the percentages are different
Mushbie: "Can't leave without my buddy Superfly!"
NewtyNewts: Hence the Kusoge genre
kassbjames: Or that 18 wheeler simulator where you go faster in reverse. That ONLY got played because it's bad
TehAmelie: i don't mean played as a performance. . .
Foxmar320: Most Sonic Games
asthanius: @FITorion people genuinely love that game
EvilBadman: I have seen people play like 1/3 of a year of Desert Bus
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm not going to post the entire quote but look up the actual comment about a PC release. It is hilarious.
ThrinagaBattleheart: If you're making a Horny On Main game, fucking OWN that you're making a horny-on-main game
Anubis169:
betweenmyself: you watch kusogrande?
Laserbeaks_Fury: There's a SCARECROW
Rhynerd: And usually W+P games cost significatly less than this game.
betweenmyself:
@anubis169 yup 
sethtriggs: I imagine some of these games are rage bait for video reviewers
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LostForWords_:
Sapphic_Shenanigans: I was away for a few minutes... not that I'm complaining because it's better than underwear, but why are we in Christmas Pajamas?
TriseAlpha: dinos just drop oil now? cutting out the middle-man?
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Because it's an option
matthaus_c: @Sapphic_Shenanigans it was the best option
ErynTzun: When I was a manager for EBX (same company as Electronics Boutique/EB Games)we had a clearance bin, and half of it was filled with Daikatana for $5. Not just CD cases full big boxes.
Dog_of_Myth: @Sapphic_Shenanigans It was the best option
MacbethSeemsSus: @Sapphic_Shenanigans They're tactical
ButButTheJesus: @Sapphic_Shenanigans because Christmas Pajamas
thavleifrim: @EvilBadman is desertbus bad though? its boring but it's well made especially for an unfinished game from its era
ThrinagaBattleheart: And Alex and Graham agreed that it was the best options
niccus: what's the most widely played game that its players recognize as bad? it might be kingdom hearts 1
LordZarano: Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing is pretty entertainingly bad, but also very very small
Atarra: tactical jammies
Sapphic_Shenanigans: y'know fair everyone, thanks
TheMerricat:
@MacbethSeemsSus https://x.com/TeamKillMedia/status/1880780993813987541 - "For those asking us about a PC version of Code Violet… the reason we are not bringing it to PC is we do not want anyone modding vulgar versions of the main character as well as other characters in the game."
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Gotchu fam 
TheMerricat: "We hold our voice actresses and actors with high regard, as well as our artistic vision for the game and story and reject any form of destroying that with sexual mods."
Drakas: As Wether or not a game is subjective id say the dark souls games
eric_christian_berg: Fair.
Spades_Slicc: Pathologic?
TheMerricat: "Making a joke out of our art and possibly tarnishing the reputation of our voice actresses and actors is not worth the extra money we can make."
dumbo3k: @TheMerricat Oh. That's this game
ButButTheJesus: i see what you mean alex
tdapenguin: @Sapphic_Shenanigans is best choice, yes. but also, from the back, we can't see the whimsical dino on the front
DoodlestheGreat: Never could have guessed.
Anubis169: the new one was decent
sethtriggs: "vulgar" heh
ThrinagaBattleheart: Sure is, dumbo3k
TriseAlpha: the torso twist doesn't match the hip twist...
matthaus_c: by Call of Pripyat they definitely figured something out, but good god SoC is rough
RockPusher:
My understanding is that the Stalker community wouldn't have it any other way
Scy_Anide: Stalker is a terrific 3 bad games and the new one is legit quite good
NewtyNewts: @TheMerricat The quiet part out loud: "...because we included it in the game already and it would be very easy"
MacbethSeemsSus: @TheMerricat Yeah, I was laughing
NorthstarTex: I look away and now we are giftwrapped!?
niccus: i think Stalker fits closer to the equivalent of art movies instead of B movies, there's a level of cheese we're looking for
Metalupis: by that metric Vampire Bloodlines was not a good game that was saved by the community
nevermore913: Dying light was similar
Anubis169: this animation!!
Spades_Slicc: You can reload your knife into the dino
Atarra: relodus interruptus
TriseAlpha: wow.
Anubis169:
ButButTheJesus: what
tryllebanjo: Oh, I see she's wearing uhm... battle pyjamas now???
Dog_of_Myth:
thavleifrim: alot of the reasons people liked skyrim boiled down to "It's broken but in a funny way"
h3rsh3yb4r: THAT'S TACTICAL?
RealGamerCow: huh
ghyllnox: I don't think I'd survive more than 3 good chomps from that guy
Strebenherz: Okay, ark survival evolved, in all it's buggy ass, has better gun reloading, and dinosaur attacking
Foxmar320: What was even that
kassbjames: Is... there no melee?
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Oh that is a cute whimsical dinosaur on the front
h3rsh3yb4r: HOW IS THAT TACTICAL
AutonomousTurtle: this game is astonishingly ass
EvilBadman: Stalker 2 got me to quit when it spawned dudes out of nowhere behind me. I know it was doing it when I crossed a trigger and did it in a different direction the second time I hit the trigger
HadesLeprechaun: Many medium games get by with accolades and fandom by the sheer nature of doing something nobody else in the industry is doing, like Bethesda games
northos:
@h3rsh3yb4r nobody said they were GOOD tactics
sethtriggs: LOL you can just push the corpse around weightlessly
Drasvin: @kassbjames There is a knife
Rhynerd: thinking about it, I think I've been distracted by the chat a bit. Has the tommy gun actually been used yet?
TriseAlpha: reloading by slapping the back of the wrist on top of the shotgun
DarkNacht: Pathologtic 1 is terrible and I really love it
TriseAlpha: just like the pros do!
Megaparsec256: a three edged knife even
Mushbie: ahh yes submachinegun ammo... distinct from pistol ammo...
kassbjames: @Drasvin Seems like you could do more damage by just hitting it with the shotgun
Drakas: @Rhynerd Yes
ErynTzun: @Sapphic_Shenanigans Everything else was very lewd despite the dev stating they didn't want to put this on steam because they were afraid ppl would make similar mods.
EvilBadman: @Rhynerd Yeah, to shoot the small dudes. It went as well as you would expect
Its_VeeBot: On one hand, I'd have much more respect if the developers had simply asked "hey, please don't make nude mods of our game". On the other hand, ain't nobody playing this game long enough to make nude mods.
Anubis169: lol Its_VeeBot
SnackPak_: uhh... what is unpissing?
BillTheCat: please do not poop in the yellow zone
Strebenherz: @Its_VeeBot $50 will get you better smut games than this
Foxmar320: Un pissing sounds traumatic
TriseAlpha: "i cAn SeE the fUtURe!"
Anaerin: "UNpissing"?
Anubis169: Ludicrous Gibs!
sethtriggs: LUdicrous gibs
Atarra: the dinos don't bother eating the humans
TheMerricat: These dinosaurs must not be that hungry.
ghyllnox: "Cause I'm gonna get unpissed!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: What's unpissing precious?
ButButTheJesus: antimatter piss
matthaus_c: these are the kinds of corpses Walton Goggins is leaving in Fallout
darkcyril: @SnackPak_ You remember that episode of Red Dwarf where they go to the planet where everything happens backwards?
ghyllnox: @Thefluffiestguineapig Opposite of pissing
tehfewl: Blasement
Larkonus: @TheMerricat New strategy: Tell the dinosaurs they have to finish the dinner they started before they can eat us.
Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig i don't know why but i read that in gollum's voice
ClodiumSoride: @darkcyril I had that same thought!
doubledbear: Lower Blaseball
TheMerricat:
@Larkonus
epsilon_vee: raptor outbreak,
nevermore913: Graham sometimes we have to do things we don't want to
ErynTzun: Soooo don't go to Sublevel 3
matthaus_c: I loved it when Jessica Telephone feedbacked Landry Violence into the forbidden Blasement
SymphonySolstice: why do you even have that protocol
sethtriggs: A large raptor the size of a small raptor
epsilon_vee: we've come down with raptors
Drakas: @Foxmar320 There was that one red dwarf episode
Atarra: ah yes totally Not A Puzzle
ThrinagaBattleheart:
@doubledbear I was about to say that, actually, Blaseball is a lot better than this
EsperDerek1: I love how these people who apparently have traveled through interstellar space are getting their butts rocked by dinosaurs of all things.
TehAmelie: glory to mankind!
Anubis169: Chat, proper question for you all
MacbethSeemsSus:
From the announcement tweet: "Also make sure you updated the latest patch, version 1.000.025 Lots of fixes and improvements"
Laserbeaks_Fury: is this Dead Space, but it's just making people dinosaurs?
Anubis169: is anybody else playing Horror Game Bingo?
RealGamerCow: The dinos only eat clothes.
Rhynerd: oh shoot, right
TheMerricat:
God are there any employees at this base who aren't whining about how wrong this is and how scared they are?
TehAmelie: zomg the dinosaurs ate their clothes!
GasCityGaming: Debating putting "for the future of mankind" into my email signature at work....
AugmentingPath: Nah, the dinosaurs loot the clothes to sell them to vendors
Megaparsec256: so you *knew* about the dinosaurs in containment but only now questioned whether that was contributing to humanities future
Rhynerd: !bingo
omdorastrix: nono, just wearing UV clothes...
ghyllnox:
TheAwkes: So this place is like
tdapenguin: @Anubis169 ooh, i should be! where do i get my card?
CaptainCoriale: okay, why is there a periodic goat noise in the background?
ThrinagaBattleheart: @Laserbeaks_Fury From what we can tell, Dead Space, with making people into dinosaurs maybe and horny character designs/outfits definitely
Rhynerd: was it pump 19 that has the let's nope bingo?
TheAwkes: We sent all the billionaires to Trappist to "save humanity" then while all this is going on worked on actually solving the problem back home without them.
AutonomousTurtle: because what if dinosaurs?
ErynTzun: I bet t-shirts with this dinosaur on it would sell better than this game will
omdorastrix: flood the entire 420 blasement
Anubis169: we have "Find the key", and we're about one button short of "Restore the power"
farley_f: instant pool party
Drakas: I feel like this game could be fun
tdapenguin: and where is that water coming from?
Strebenherz:
@TheAwkes 
Larkonus: "What kind of emergency do you foresee that warrants flooding a whole floor?" "Don't worry about it."
Anubis169: what's coming out of those vents?
Arclight_Dynamo:
We have those - they're called sprinkler systems.
ErynTzun: If the controls weren't crap
control_rig: It's go great with my Baroque wall mouldings and candelabras!
RealGamerCow: Alex, I've worked with Halon server rooms. Same same.
johnnylongtorso: that "if" is doing a lot of work
Dog_of_Myth:
NewtyNewts: The controls are ass and so is the character
Atarra: XD
AutonomousTurtle: oh noooo
SnackPak_:
little blessings
gibbousm: good idea, bad execution is everywhere in the gaming industry
ButButTheJesus: and you clip through enemies, and... there ya go. butt.
iris_of_ether: Jesus H
Anubis169: PJ Buttlifts
sethtriggs: The game even gives you lingerie
glitched_goddess: prioritization
TheMerricat: At least in the PJ's she's not diapered.
Strebenherz: Santa butt, santa butt, does whatever a santa butt does
Fanklok: Big Boss has a nicer butt
Drakas: It be an interesting horror movie
calculated_uncertainties: butt in frame AT ALL TIMES. Must see butt.
matthaus_c: most good things are made by perverts, too
trebuchetboy: Wait how long ago did this game become festive? I havent been paying close attention
nevermore913: But re revelations is fun
Anaerin: You can have your Cake and play it too.
AugmentingPath:
drownosaurs 
NewtyNewts: Please tell me there's a plain cardboard box somewhere
lamina5432: apparently the gameplay for stellar blade was good
Dog_of_Myth:
ErynTzun: Maybe the Camera is the Main villain of this game
omdorastrix: Sounds like the devs wanted to concentrate on ONE thing to make it the best they could.
ButButTheJesus:
@Anaerin CAKE
Anubis169: Is that immortal cardboard?
ThrinagaBattleheart:
@Anaerin There we go, quote of the stream IMO
Foxmar320: You just reminded me of Chris's alt outfit from Revalations. lol
Anubis169: yup, immortal cardboard
MacbethSeemsSus: So watching the announce trailer: a) There's a T-Rex at some point. b) man-dino hybrids
control_rig: Or turn slightly sideways
Its_VeeBot: No no alex, box cutting is allowed only in the designated box cutting area
AutonomousTurtle: @omdorastrix well, two things
Atarra: I die laughing every time she crawls like that
Rhynerd: @MacbethSeemsSus did htye have guns? that could explain why smoke grenade from earlier.
GasCityGaming: that badonk is not fitting under that gate
AutonomousTurtle: now you're a secret santa
iarethel0ser: We're a disco ball now.
ButterBall000: Turned on the tinsel
MacbethSeemsSus: @Rhynerd Sadly no, the cowards
nevermore913: Hiding from the dead dinosaur
tdapenguin: @MacbethSeemsSus (b) was teased earlier with a note from a nurse in hte maternity ward about a baby who got collected by hazmat people
Anubis169: Lara Croft, hello
ErynTzun: Oh we Zelda'ing it?
Atarra: what is it, bricks?
control_rig: But only a specific one
Scy_Anide: The pallet is loose just knock the boxes over!
Atarra: "serpentine"
Atarra: sure
Foxmar320: Jar of Piss?
kassbjames: This game has a severe lack of intuitive design.
Its_VeeBot: Jarate
tdapenguin: orange, usually
firehawkzoa: Can I have back problems if you move your hips like that when you push heavy things
lamina5432: thermite won't kill us
Drasvin: Red plus yellow equals fire
Dog_of_Myth: E G G
Anubis169:
Drakas: I mean dinosaurs in space is an interesting concept for a movie
SnackPak_:
iris_of_ether:
NewtyNewts: oh good
MacbethSeemsSus:
ButButTheJesus: E G G
iarethel0ser:
Foxmar320:
Its_VeeBot: Is that a literal easter egg
ThorSokar: next question: Does this developer know what Thermite DOES to Metal?
matthaus_c: this looks like a videogame made by someone who's only read video game reviews and never actually played one
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ErynTzun: Did EGG give you a cheevo?
dumbo3k: an easter egg
sethtriggs: Well at least it wasn't Rockabye Baby
TheAwkes: That egg had better have unlocked an outfit or something.
Anaerin: A literal actual Easter Egg.
TehAmelie: they brought Faberge eggs with them to space
HadesLeprechaun: do you think it's supposed to be pronouncee like "turpentine"?
MacbethSeemsSus: Do you think that was diagetic or non-diagetic
AugmentingPath: Like an Items Room in real life!
ErynTzun: 🥚
Rhynerd: welp, I can't find the old Let's Nope! Bingo card generator, if that still exists.
matthaus_c: real tamago hours
DoodlestheGreat:
Megaparsec256: still no hint where to go to progress the alleged plot eh
ErynTzun: Well I guess it's time to make Egg
Aenir798: is that a cube of steel
tdapenguin: lighter than the lead blocks
Fanklok: 100 pounds of steel
Anubis169: Companion Cube!
Rhynerd: needless to say, you are hopeless dependent on the ingot.
ButButTheJesus: DENS CUBE
Garfman314: tungsten cubes aint cheap neither
ghyllnox: "Here dino, catch!"
SnackPak_: we stan a heavy cube
niccus: tungsten is very close *and* it's not toxic!
saintguard: Gotta go mine it yourself
Anubis169:
how expensive? 
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Slightly lighter than those copper bricks you were picking up earlier?
niccus: or. as toxic.
northos: geez you weren't kidding. $2400 for a 10mm cube
Cptasparagus: @Anubis169 top google search result has a 10 mm cube at $2400
Mushbie: uhhh also remember that pure Osmium likes to oxidize... into osmium tetroxide, which is toxic AF!
Anubis169: Mushbie: 'le fuckno'
tdapenguin: @Mushbie ewww, i didn't know that!
Cptasparagus: 22 of you Graham
sethtriggs: Oh yikes I wouldn't want after that
roastbeefsandwitch: okay, this game doesn't *look* bad on the surface. why the watch and play then?
northos:
@roastbeefsandwitch just keep watching
Anaerin: @roastbeefsandwitch Just watch.
Juliamon: roastbeefsandwitch you missed the first hour
MacbethSeemsSus: Whatever Unity store asset maker added physics to the santa hat- thank you.
Juliamon: it is a CAVALCADE of oh god
Cptasparagus: (22 grams without the joke)
ErynTzun: And making The Most Un-sexy of poses
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kassbjames: Strangely, it's also frustrating to watch other people be frustrated by it.
tdapenguin: the voice actors are pretty good, so far
Foxmar320: Graham did a better reinactment of the main character than the game did
Strebenherz: @roastbeefsandwitch you started out naked in undies, the santa outfit was one of MANY possible outfits unlocked later
Sorator13: Yeah, the acting is actually solid, it's just that the animations don't line up at all
ThrinagaBattleheart: Eh, I kinda disagree with her VA being good, I'd say she's not
ErynTzun: Yeah the very tiny amount of voice acting has been perfectly acceptable.
TehAmelie: osmium weighs 22 kilograhams per liter, yikes
tidehollowcat: If nothing else this is making me want to finish playing all the Resident Evil games before 9 comes out.
ATrophonian:
thebuzzstreams: YESSS
Strebenherz: PEEPERS
Foxmar320: hahahaaa YES!
ContingentCat: But they made sure the Santa hat bops right because that's important
MacbethSeemsSus:
AutonomousTurtle: hellooooo
sethtriggs: AHHHHHH
NewtyNewts: Dinosaur time.
iarethel0ser: Oh no I am afeared.
TheAinMAP:
ErynTzun: It's just the animation does not match the actors abilities or tone.
Atarra: Dino: HI THERE
Strebenherz: EYE SEE YOU
LostForWords_:
ContingentCat: Oh hello
matthaus_c: the VAs are definitely /trying/, but I'm not positive they're being directed
GasCityGaming: Paul "Helloooo" noise
Megaparsec256: what a dogshit jumpscare lmao
glitched_goddess: we being stalked by Sauron?
thebuzzstreams:
ThrinagaBattleheart: At least Obligatory Male Character Jason had an okay voice
Sethalidos: someone was playing Turok on that computer
tdapenguin: frills!
sethtriggs: Ah a frilled lizard
Drakas: Dose not want it on steam as ppl might make mods that make the game better
patrick_stonecrusher: -1/-1 counters
Garfman314: of course Jurassic Park(TM) Dilophosaur(c)
Sorator13: I wouldn't say it's *good*. It's... fine.
tdapenguin: point,
ErynTzun: I'm wondering if the voice actors even saw the game while recording at all
Sorator13: but the tonal thing is not the voice acting at issue
Anaerin: And the VO was freaking out while the character model was stone-faced calm.
PharaohBender27: (returning from dinner) I see we have chosen a festive outfit
NoxStryx: The voice acting would be better if the facial animations did anything to show emotion.
Kazman20a: I am not sure I blame that on the voice acting so much as the directing
roastbeefsandwitch: Wait, did the dino *drop ammo*?
sethtriggs: Those dinos are not familiar with the concept of colliders
Mushbie: a "common" use for Osmium is as an alloy used for fancy fountain pen nips
NewtyNewts: Schlubmachinegun
Anubis169: Graham: 1 cubic metre of Osmium weights 22,590kg, so a 10mm cube would be 225.9 kg
MacbethSeemsSus: @PharaohBender27 There were OPTIONS
Megaparsec256: @roastbeefsandwitch oh yea all the dinos drop ammo
ErynTzun: The tone wouldn't be their fault if they don't know what the game will animate like
Gekyouryuu: ok, but when are they going to invent a dom machine gun?
TehAmelie: i'm sure they did a fair job for their paycheck
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Sorator13: @roastbeefsandwitch Oh yes. Dinos drop all sorts of thing. Sometimes they drop sugar!
control_rig: The Doom door sound effect!
Rhynerd: can we give the submachine gun a skin?
sethtriggs: Anubis- that be a chonker
ThrinagaBattleheart:
I think that's just a minigun @Gekyouryuu
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Anubis169 No, a cubic meter is a billion cubic mm.
TheAwkes: When all you have is 10 foot panels to build your ship with, every problem looks like a nail.
NoxStryx: @Megaparsec256 It comes from their Ammo Gland.
Anubis169: oh whoops, maths error!
ContingentCat: A space ship with candelabra as decor is interesting
Its_VeeBot: Fucking doom_door.wav
Foxmar320: wow
MacbethSeemsSus: That's not thermite....
sethtriggs: lol
Rhynerd: that was just a frag grenade
ThorSokar: that's NOT what Thermite DO
Rhynerd: or an HE
crazycommie87: That door sound was from OG Doom...
tdapenguin: i am curious as to why some portions of the ship have red carpets. i am sure that it will forever remain a mistery
Sorator13: hmmmmm
Garfman314: we all watched mythbusters, graham
Mushbie: welll copper thermite kinda does...
Foxmar320: Yep thats a fact its what you do
kassbjames: If dinosaurs drop ammo, is this a spiritual successor to Turok?
garfacemcgar: life on the streets in Oak Bay
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I've made thermite. That is no thermite.
ghyllnox: Someone made thermite for a final project demo in AP Chemistry in hs
iris_of_ether: I did chemistry summer camp. The teacher melted a bunch in a soda can for us
Drasvin: Thermite doesn't boom. Thermite makes unquenchable flame.
ArtDecoSunburn: @tdapenguin Arranging for Putin visit.
MacbethSeemsSus: @kassbjames They invoke Turok in their marketing.
matthaus_c: sorry who in oak bay was dealing thermite to teenagers
Drakas: Its used to weld tran tracks
ButButTheJesus: we didn't have thermite available but we did start a fire in the yard with a magnifying glass
Anaerin: That's the thompson, you can see the drum mag.
sethtriggs: hardcore!
Atarra: save room across from armory
tdapenguin: @ArtDecoSunburn heyya, the dinos are ready to welcome him
gawag_: we had a kid get banned from a neighboring county for setting some off on a bike path
Cptasparagus: my teacher in high school brought in thermite and let us set it off outside. We burned a hole in the sidewalk and she got in trouble.
PharaohBender27: Oh ffs
ghyllnox: They got it approved beforehand and the teacher let them, but did not let them light it off, he lit a very very small amount
Megaparsec256: oh god it totally is
kassbjames: @MacbethSeemsSus It seemed like they invoked everything that was "guns vs lizards" in their marketing.
Anaerin: Saurians?
Anubis169: Dread_Pirate_Westley: 22.59g, my bad
Viewers_Like_You: a
roastbeefsandwitch: I watched Doctor Who, there were at least 2 lizard races taking over the worldd
Tangsm: Does that mean this facility is underground?
EpiiMeth: Isn't that the Morbius movieposter?
Rhynerd: yeah, it definitely is the company automated signature
Sorator13: Oh, it depends on the teacher, Graham. My brother's chem teacher helped him "accidentally" gas the entire school (they had to go home for the day to let it clear out)
SilverHalcyon: Dragonborns
control_rig: What IS that goat noise, btw?
Metalupis: reptilians
Its_VeeBot: Oh good
glitched_goddess: thermite is like “oh man all I need is (ingredient a) and (ingredient b)? I have those!”
MacbethSeemsSus: A kid the grade below me got in a bit of trouble for making ricin in their dorm.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Freshmen chem students did thermite at my college. I TA'd, so I got to light it
DoodlestheGreat: Republicans.
ContingentCat: Scalies I think it is
Gaelan_Maestro: the vryll
ThrinagaBattleheart: Only a BIT of trouble?!
IsaTheEngie: My only experience with thermite was a professor at uni doing a demo with it and accidentally burning a hole in the lecture hall floor when it broke out of the container he was making it in.
Strebenherz: This HORRIFIES ME
ButButTheJesus: seems bad!
Foxmar320: Game honks
tdapenguin: @control_rig my theory is it's trying to summon matt to the mooonbase
ErynTzun: It's tedious as heck
matthaus_c: these noises are not cromulent
Rhynerd: 4/10 on IGN
Anubis169: and that's why
Strebenherz: The UI is more horrifying than the face eating dinosaurs and jesus christ
roastbeefsandwitch: WELL
SnackPak_: art
Foxmar320:
ButButTheJesus: uh huh
iris_of_ether: Oh hey, our teacher lit the thermite outside, in the dirt in between pavement cracks
HadesLeprechaun: I know it's not your usual thing for Watch + Play, but you did pay for this whole game, any chance it gets a full playthrough?
Bruceski: Not Thermite, something with magnesium and glycerin, but my HS chemistry teacher showed us a compound a classmate he knew had used to be a serial arsonist. He also explained how she was caught, basically "fire marshals know chemistry too".
Sorator13: also the horribly repeating bits of fur elise for background music is.... rough
sethtriggs: Frederick's of Hollywood has a division here
ErynTzun: Is she wearing a Chandelier?
ContingentCat: Priorities
Strebenherz: Also NO VULGAR MODS
Foxmar320: Now just make her hair bright red
Anubis169: you saw that too?
matthaus_c: is this what Gamers want
Fanklok: Play????
sethtriggs: Maybe this is what the game was built around
IsaTheEngie: The animations also aren't great either.
gibbousm: I mean, making a model is a different skillset than making mechanics
crazycommie87: "You know what gamers like?..."
TriseAlpha: Random thought: does "Global storage" imply there is continuity between Save files?
lamina5432: can you change the model at all or is it just her?
RealGamerCow: I'm sure these Daz3D models came with those outfits, or were easily available
gibbousm: wow, that is some serious floss action
ErynTzun: The dino jammies are better
glitched_goddess: they could have spent more time to streamline the UI, but that’s less time to spend on imaginary butts
Capt_clown:
Don't even ASK about the Dead or Alive DLC
MacbethSeemsSus: Is this a RE2 "safe room"?
DoodlestheGreat: See you shortly.
tdapenguin: i want us to wear that white dress
NoxStryx: But can you find any patty wacks? Or give a dino a bone
ErynTzun: Code Vomit
Tangsm: It is ridiculous you can't wear the dres
KV1NN4: Yeha I really actually like that (wedding?) dress <XD
tdapenguin: i think it would be great for sneaking around
ClodiumSoride: fur elise for five minutes
Foxmar320: I bet the dress is a secret unlock
matthaus_c: is that /her/ breathing?
TriseAlpha: The terrible rendition of Fur Elise...
TehAmelie: some game devs just care to render all the guns they can get and ignore everything else, but these guys knows what's important. boobas.
AugmentingPath: @MacbethSeemsSus I think that incident might be on the wikipedia page for Ricin (in the popular culture section)
electra310: It's just us and Fur Elise now
gawag_: whyyy do they add an extra bar
NewtyNewts: Fur Elise... I hate this crunched version
Anubis169: the time between all the notes is exactly the same
kassbjames: Wow, the Metro UK review title of this game "The PS5's First Game of 2026 is Also the Worst Game of 2026" That is a BOLD review, but not the worst bet they could make.
Viewers_Like_You: Look, someone is learning to pian, and I applaud them making the effort to pick up a new instrument
TehAmelie: they bought the cheapest version?
tdapenguin: @kassbjames wow, intense
MacbethSeemsSus: @AugmentingPath Holy shit, yep. happened in college but I went to high school with them.
anyGould: This Fur Elise is just a midi, isn't it?
northos:
@kassbjames first is the worst, second is the best?
Anubis169: even a midi can have cadence
kassbjames: @tdapenguin for a AAA (ish) title, it's not bad in the way that seems like it could be fixed
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Definitely the worst game so far of 2026
electra310: Graham left this on to punish us
Juliamon: Routiiiiine
tdapenguin: @kassbjames yeah, true.
ThrinagaBattleheart: It may end up being the worst of the year, but there's still 50 weeks left for a real stinker to get released
Anubis169: AAA game... Awful, Abominable, Atrocious
matthaus_c: it's very impressive how holistically bad this is
Strebenherz:
@electra310 
kassbjames: @northos I think they're banking on this game just setting the bar so low that the rest of the year looks great in comparison
MacbethSeemsSus: This music loop is hurting me.
TriseAlpha: I'm sure someone will find a new low for the year. This just sets the bar.
TehAmelie: so do we think the term "Code Violet" will become relevant in some way besides the character called Violet?
AugmentingPath: @MacbethSeemsSus Oh my
ThrinagaBattleheart: Personally, @TehAmelie ? No, I don't think so
Fanklok: Can we trick Let's Nope into playing this?
Juliamon: I don't think so either, I think it's a badly-veiled RE reference
ThrinagaBattleheart: Yeah, probably that
matthaus_c: the breathing sounds are fucking /my/ breathing up
TriseAlpha: Oh, it's supposed to reference Code: Veronica?
ThrinagaBattleheart: It was either gonna be "Bad RE Reference" or "Bad Dead Space Reference" and they went RE ref
electra310: My son learned to play the euphonium in middle school and this Fur Elise is still making me crazy
Rhynerd: @TehAmelie COuld arguably go either way but I lean towards doubt
MacbethSeemsSus: I hope Yahtzee reviews this.
DoodlestheGreat: Front, too.
Cptasparagus: Hi back
Megaparsec256: i tried looking up to see if it was like a hospital code for pediatric emergency but it's not a code at all, and purple is not really anything related
roastbeefsandwitch: I mean, if they wanted a PS5 version of Dino Crisis, they could have done that
AutonomousTurtle: heeple
TriseAlpha:
don't forget to reload your knife!
e_bloc: roll credits
Admorp: Why just heads and legs?
TehAmelie: i see two torsos and at least 4 heads
noSmokeFire: by god, those dinosaurs can turn people into mannequins
TheAwkes: This feels like the kind of game that would claim to be head and shoulders above another game.
NoxStryx: Less dino crisis, more reptile panic attack
Foxmar320: lol
e_bloc: ed gein thinks this is fucked up
wiganlass: this game is £39.99 I can buy silksong for £15.99 wtf
MacbethSeemsSus: More like Tease-Rex
Fanklok: These dinosaurs worship Khorne
matthaus_c: @wiganlass and you will get free DLC!
Admorp:
TriseAlpha:
AugmentingPath: what if instead of finding an item, you could find half an item? Gameplay!
Dog_of_Myth:
Foxmar320: Amazing
matthaus_c: SCP ass bottle
TriseAlpha: Immortal beer bottle
tdapenguin: that bottle of pop is *indistructable*
bi0buster: I just tuned in and wow that's some whiplash. Sci fi, tommy gun, -that outfit-
AutonomousTurtle: oh I hate that forever
matthaus_c: it's the worst of both worlds
wiganlass: @matthaus_c a bargain unlike this “game”
e_bloc: wheres the immersioon in that
matthaus_c: no discovery, no convenience
Thefluffiestguineapig: For reference Hades 2 is I think $20 US
TriseAlpha: Ew...
Anubis169: ooo brake fluid?
TehAmelie: the items aren't randomly generated, they have to have been placed exactly to lead the player to craft what the game wants
Thefluffiestguineapig: Maybe $25, and that has gay people and great writing
Rhynerd: @bi0buster not the horniest outfit unlocked so far
GasCityGaming: Silksong and HAdes 2 for less than this game
noSmokeFire: I'm surprised, in the age of AI enshittification, a game hasn't tried to integrate infinite craft into its crafting system
Gekyouryuu: "Large Specimen Extraction" is a funny way to say OB/GYN Delivery Room
gawag_: Twin Peaks reference???
MythicFables: I just got here, what's this game called?
e_bloc: more dump than lore
TriseAlpha: Clair Obscur was less than this game
Rhynerd: Code Violet
tdapenguin: @MythicFables code violet
Anaerin: TR-19? So they've had at least 19 of these...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MythicFables Ass Butts (Code Violet is the real name)
e_bloc: the letter e has been typewritten underneath the fingernail
RealGamerCow: At least these actualy read like work emails
MythicFables: Thanks!
gawag_: of course they referenced the most absolute dogshit storyline from Twin Peaks
Orestes290: Anyone see that dinosaur under the tarp?
e_bloc: I'm not even sure if the devs know
DiamondMX: This is some Dr Hojo shit.
matthaus_c: do the lizard human babies go into a dino womb after birth
ThorSokar: Did they say they were using the dinos for food earlier?
SachielOne: Since when do dinos give live birth?
Tangsm: Are the humans birthing dinosaurs and the dinosaurs birthing humans?
TheAwkes: Asking for consistency within this narrative feels foolhardy.
ThrinagaBattleheart: This is like... Dr. Moreau levels of crimes against humanity and creation
tdapenguin: @SachielOne they did say they'd been fiddling with their genetics.....
matthaus_c: we got Lore!
Garfman314: !goat
Mattmitchell45: Every desk gets there own personal weird chamber
Megaparsec256: @ThorSokar implied it, the meat is apparantly called "compy meat"
bi0buster: I feel like this outfit has implicit rabbit ears.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Asking for consistency of her body jiggle feels foolhardy even
MacbethSeemsSus: I know thinking this through isn't worth it. But FIRST they bring back dinosaurs. And then they crossbreed them with humans?
A_Dub888: !findquote sis
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Viewers_Like_You: They've got humans giving birth to dinos, dinos giving birth to humans, and human-dino hybrids giving birth to ammo. What's not to get?
MythicFables: I'm very confused as to how this characters top works. Is it held on with hopes and prayers?
TriseAlpha: Okay. New theory: humans ate enough mutant clone dino meat to mutate into mutant dino clones... then ate *each other* and became wendigos
Its_VeeBot: Honestly, on paper, devoid of the quality of the game itself, I would understand the appeal of a game like this. It's just that the audience who would generally buy a game like this deserves much better, especially for the asking price.
lamina5432: I have that carpet
A_Dub888: !fundquote sus
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bi0buster Or or cat ears if you don't want to get sued
Tangsm: Especially given the size of the storage rooms
A_Dub888: !findquote sus
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
matthaus_c: what kind of fateful mercy left this guy just as a corpse and not a pile of discrete chunks
ThrinagaBattleheart: I said it earlier - there are better, cheaper, eroges @Its_VeeBot
teamchaoticdeities: Out of curiosity I am making a deck for magic con to get signed. They were going to be vegas themed proxies, I am using photoshop and ai for the art. Would yall be against signing it if AI is involved? I just cant afford 100 custom arts for a side project.
bi0buster: It's the sci-fi future and we're still dealing with front loading washers.
Its_VeeBot: That describes this game pretty well yeah
Fanklok: Clearly the camera gets blurry when you get too close to Violet so you don't accidentally see the fully rendered nipples under her clothes
Its_VeeBot: Pure Aspen
PharaohBender27: I was looking away for a moment, why are we no longer dressed festively?
tdapenguin: @Its_VeeBot from comments in chat, i'm pretty sure that i could buy both silksong and hades2 for the price of this game
e_bloc: pure aspen? they're about 62% right
Anaerin: Depth of field says no...
ThrinagaBattleheart: Yes, assuredly
Tangsm: Can't believe you can't unlock an outfit in the laundry
TheAwkes: So usually laundry is near the places that produce dirt textiles, why's this one here?
ButButTheJesus: aw
Megaparsec256: cutscene discovered!
ThrinagaBattleheart: You could buy multiple better games for this one's price
ClodiumSoride: disrespected by the cutscene
Arclight_Dynamo: Didn't he have a beard?
Fanklok: Who is Nathan?
TriseAlpha: "Emotional Music dot wav"
e_bloc: odd fantastic 4 origin story
KV1NN4: Who si this guy
Viewers_Like_You: Does his voice still have the cell phone filter???
omdorastrix: space elevator?
Scy_Anide: Different dude, beard dude was Jason
Vinewood_OG: You have so many unread emails!
BillTheCat: it's two words
Shadwhawk: That character model cannot do worried
Aenir798: huh?
Sorator13: the stargate, obv
Fanklok: Oh she's from Cadia
Scy_Anide: This is presumably Dr Nathan Hale
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh she finally connected to the wifi
e_bloc: I dunno, what's starbridge with you
Rhynerd: The first Jedi: Fallen [thing] game continues to have the best cutscene clothing consistency I've seen.
betweenmyself:
S.T.A.R.S. branch?
BillTheCat: is this moon knight?
MythicFables: wasn't she wearing a different outfit just a second ago?
niccus: oh no is the story about to get twice as stupid
TriseAlpha: So they got high and watched Aeon Fluxx?
matthaus_c: bro sounds like he's coming through an intercom at all times
ButButTheJesus: HONSE
arcaneIllumination: "How is Violet?" not "How are you?" weird.
NotCainNorAbel: horse
RockPusher:
Drasvin: Honse
matthaus_c: HONSE IS A THEME
MythicFables: HONSE
TheCactaceae: HONSE
iris_of_ether: H O R S E
SnackPak_: smooth game
control_rig: Honse!
Thefluffiestguineapig: HONSE
RainyMint: HONSE
A_Dub888: H O E R S E
Scy_Anide: Was...the horse responsible for the Cataclysm?
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margieargie: You see, it's -symbolic-
PharaohBender27: 🐴
ThrinagaBattleheart: Why is there Blurry Honse
Its_VeeBot: @ThrinagaBattleheart It doesn't even have to be an eroge. Horror character in a softcore sexy outfit could be a winning formula, if the rest of the game wasn't dogshit.
Sorator13: an ors
Strebenherz: @teamchaoticdeities they'd probably be against ai cards, i'm not sure what they'd do there
Fanklok: What relevance is the horse imagery?
TriseAlpha: Warp Horse
Scy_Anide: Is the Cataclysm in the room with us now?
electra310: Dreams about HONSE
matthaus_c: it's a pattern!
Phailhammer: I also have dreams.
tidehollowcat: that horse is important somehow
Strebenherz: HORSE HAUNTING
RockPusher: Horse Dreams
Cunobelenos: something bugging you? Neigh.
matthaus_c: is the honse like the top from Inception
aerohydra: teddy roosevelt
Anaerin: A dream inside a flashback?
matthaus_c: Edmund Kemper?
e_bloc: mr hands
Anaerin: Gordon Freeman?
Arclight_Dynamo: Ned Fandersaur
TriseAlpha: Horseception?
Arclight_Dynamo: *Flandersaur, dammit
KV1NN4: Is she going tot urn out to be The Mother of Raptors?
ThrinagaBattleheart:
@Its_VeeBot Yes, that too for sure, but the devs clearly decided what kind of game they're making I'm sure those locked outfits are even worse
SymphonySolstice: "after all, why shouldn't I"
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: "I've told you before Violet. Horses sent extinct 10,000 years ago. They can't hurt you"
Scy_Anide: Storytelling is my pashun
ButButTheJesus: dialogue!
matthaus_c: dreams do be doing things that are crazy
MacbethSeemsSus: Thanks for not dying while I had a flashback
Mattmitchell45: "I.....never...checked on you in the morning"
BillTheCat: this is a door
ButButTheJesus: FIND. HORSE.
TriseAlpha: Oh. They got high and watched Aeon Flux AND Inception
Vinewood_OG: That makes two of us
ErynTzun: Is the audio lagging in the stream or is the game just like that?
control_rig: Uggggghhhh
Larkonus: *That's* your dying words?
Gekyouryuu: "Save.... Martha!"
SnackPak_: Truth is the name of the sled
Arclight_Dynamo: R. Truth?
sporkraptor: find horse
Strebenherz: ET PHONE HOME
sethtriggs: Nice direction
matthaus_c: beloved pro wrestler R-Truth
SymphonySolstice: his hand is so smooth
Orestes290: in 2026?
patrick_stonecrusher: Bethesda ass music
noSmokeFire: "Truth is...your step sister..."
Sorator13: @ErynTzun I'm not getting desync
BillTheCat: poignant
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote truth
LRRbot: Quote #7024: "Now as we know, a random retweet is truth and fact." —Kathleen [2020-06-28]
Admorp: Truth? I barely know her
RealLegitStreamer: is truth the name of the horse?
sethtriggs: Oh it's a reverse Fridging
Viewers_Like_You: "That sucks."
Megaparsec256: @Gekyouryuu absolutely where my brain went too
SnackPak_: holy shit
Strebenherz: TWO HOURS IN
BusTed: we got there
BillTheCat: LATE TILE CARD
SymphonySolstice: title???
ErynTzun: @Sorator13 ok so just me then
Tangsm: Tutorial over!
Its_VeeBot: ????
frank_the_great: Small props for it having a story, I guess
ThrinagaBattleheart: NOW the title card?!
TriseAlpha: Title!
Foxmar320: Roll Credits
Drasvin: That long till titles?
gibbousm: Watch + Play doesn't typically finish games right? Because I think this is like 6-8 hours long
Laserbeaks_Fury: Credits
Scy_Anide: I was hoping credits
Sorator13: roll credits!!
aWabbajack:
e_bloc: you have to go there, and then you'll be there
MrSarkhan: This game might just be bad.
kassbjames: This game is not good enough to do it this late in the opening
lamina5432: so we got what another 50 hours of game?
NewtyNewts: Dude almost made it to the main game
ButButTheJesus: what if that was end credits
RealGamerCow: !game bad
GasCityGaming: Again, if anyone is writing for a game I offer my services to edit, I have an English degree.
SymphonySolstice: rough
TheMadS8nt: I'm sorry, does that mean the game is just starting?
ThrinagaBattleheart: We've only been playing and running around in skimpy outfits for over an hour and a half
ATrophonian: How MUCH?!?
A_Dub888: !card that’s rough buddy
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Sealectrochrome: FIFTY?
matthaus_c: it's also $50 EUR
DiamondMX: Excuse the fuck? Fifty?!
MacbethSeemsSus: *wretching noises*
Admorp: HELL NAW
ErynTzun: How many Canadabucks is it?
Strebenherz:
You mean ALEX is playing it as a public service
electra310: Fifty USD? That is a crime
Viewers_Like_You: Oh hey, "Quest: Find Truth"
Phailhammer: You could be playing My Winter Car.
BillTheCat: mmm Jill Sandwich
TriseAlpha: Arena room
Anaerin: "Find Truth"? Not even going to have a definite article in there?
sethtriggs: Oh one of these maps
Laserbeaks_Fury: We're going ot be a Violet Sandwich
MythicFables: It's Pandora?
Garfman314: zendikar?
DigitalSeahorse: arg I overslept my nap and was having a nightmare too which is rude of my brain
AutonomousTurtle: fuck we made it to zendikar
Arclight_Dynamo: Planet Minecraft!
frank_the_great: I've learned from the Peak devs that $50 is basically $20
tdapenguin: why are there floating blocks of ground in the sky?
ButButTheJesus: Hallelujah Isles or whatever
ErynTzun: oh no. now we can see her.
bi0buster: If I made this I would be so proud of it, but not 50 USD proud.
Tangsm: Sheep!
korvys: Oh, I had to be away for a bit - glad to see she found some "clothes"
PharaohBender27: @Strebenherz Graham did a little gameplay while Alex was in the bathroom
e_bloc: AI sees that only fans is popular, builds a room
TotallyNotaBeholder: 50 usd? That's 461.22 Kronor!
NoxStryx: The twilight zone?
Cptasparagus: I love that band
Dog_of_Myth:
Strebenherz: @PharaohBender27 fair point
electra310: This thing cost two and a half Hytales?
AugmentingPath:
patrick_stonecrusher: FUCKING FLOATING ROCKS 😡😡😡
ButButTheJesus:
sethtriggs: It'd be a great thesis project in undergrad
RealGamerCow: I would love to see the percentage of people that got that Breakout achievement
Mattmitchell45: We need to support games like this so we can get more Wanted: Dead
Gekyouryuu: Kpop Dino Hunters
noSmokeFire: that music sting hitting when we roll up to the goat sign is just....
iris_of_ether:
kusinohki: how does one report a bad $50 game as a business expense write off??
Thefluffiestguineapig: THE FUCK IS THIS SETTING
ATrophonian: IS this a Tommy Gun or a Tammy Gun?
A_Dub888: Ah I see we’ve found clothes
SymphonySolstice: that is the worst place to put a turbine
SomebodyNowhere: just smash the assets together
margieargie:
Breakout? This game doesn't look like Breakout at all!
TriseAlpha: Threatening the floating islands with a Thompson
aWabbajack: Clever Grill
TehAmelie: so we came to this planet because it's close and "very Earthlike"
sethtriggs: Nice barely held together fences
Fanklok: We tricked you, you fucking idiots. This is actually from the devs that played ARK survival
sporkraptor: I thought that was... train?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Welcome to Jurassic Planet
ErynTzun: Are we in The Veil?
BillTheCat: glad someone put up barbed wire fence in front of the cliff
Orestes290: Time to Turok
Strebenherz: @patrick_stonecrusher I take it you have beef with the rocks
MacbethSeemsSus: "welcome, to Knockoff Park"
e_bloc: all of this looks like some sort of weird holodeck fever dream
TriseAlpha: Butt.
sethtriggs: Filmed in Wedgievision
Anaerin: Nice cellphone tower...
matthaus_c: the massive wind turbine just clashes with everything so bad
Garfman314: that's a 5g tower
sporkraptor: dinos broke reality
saucemaster5000: you keep that precious john williams score away from this mess
AutonomousTurtle: I'll be honest, I love a good floating rock. I'm a simple man.
Admorp: They have 5g ?!
Arclight_Dynamo: Why the letterboxing?
MythicFables: I think having a biotracker on the arm to show your HP is clever.
tdapenguin: how do the wind turbines not hit the floating rocks
e_bloc: too dummy thicc for 3rd person
sethtriggs: This dev and the one from Haydee apparently compared notes
NewtyNewts: Dinosaur! Use Tail Whip!
ghyllnox: Idk if I'd use wind turbines in an environment with floating rocks
bi0buster: Raptor! Use tail whip!
niccus: i guess an alien planet with petroleum would raise a lot of questions
wiganlass: let’s all thank Graham and Alex for saving us money
AugmentingPath: That truck has a Mitsubishi logo, I think
sethtriggs: That's an American sign
gibbousm: of course its a simulation, you're playing a video game
Anaerin: Those trucks do look rather slow, yes.
Its_VeeBot: Fun story: Last week I wore a Shapeland t-shirt to Disney's Animal Kingdom. At least four cast members recognized the shirt.
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh boy that blurring when the camera moves
Viewers_Like_You: Is THIS the dreams that do crazy things??
matthaus_c: if we see a horse we know it's a dream, because horses aren't real
Garfman314: oh no! they're using imperial units!
Gekyouryuu: Graham is this TuroKpop: Dinosaur Hunters?
Laserbeaks_Fury: really hitting all the JP classic, huh
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote truck
LRRbot: Quote #7720: "How many times does my bird have to shoot that truck?" —Wheeler [2021-08-10]
sethtriggs: that motion blur is not great
Its_VeeBot: Including two at Avatar: Flights of Passage
ButButTheJesus: @Gekyouryuu heh
TehAmelie: first we make the wind turbines for power, then we clone dinosaurs and THEN we turn them into oil
patrick_stonecrusher: @strebenherz I suspended so much disbelief watching Avatar, then there were FLOATING ROCKS and I lost it
NewtyNewts: Does the clip you reloaded exist on the ground?
tdapenguin: the engine is running
ClodiumSoride: @Its_VeeBot bravo! I missed getting the "I survived the Triangle" shirt, and I've been on the Triangle.
matthaus_c: no map fr fr
BillTheCat: I'm betting on this is a the hallucination you're seeing as you're dying
Anaerin: She doesn't have her license, Graham...
TriseAlpha: How could they possibly let a vehicle hide their butt physics!?
MacbethSeemsSus: @Laserbeaks_Fury The trailer shows a T-Rex chasing you in a jeep. No joke
sethtriggs: I keep thinking her SFX should be "squeak squeak squeak*
e_bloc: gotta get out of this snow globe
Anaerin: @TriseAlpha Ah, but bumpy road jiggle physics...
Laserbeaks_Fury: Clair Obtuse
ButButTheJesus: "ee er ee er"
betweenmyself: reviews for Code Violet “… very dreamlike…” - Graham Stark
AugmentingPath: @MacbethSeemsSus if the T-Rex is the one driving the jeep, they can have points for originality
Strebenherz: @patrick_stonecrusher I mean look we're already in space with giant blue tree spirit tall af aliens....
matthaus_c: @Laserbeaks_Fury holy shit
Its_VeeBot: @ClodiumSoride I genuinely don't remember which attraction was the Triangle
Gekyouryuu: ALL ammo is shot gun ammo after you pull the trigger enough times
Garfman314: these dinos look really emaciated
control_rig: A random rooster
sethtriggs: I feel robbed
matthaus_c: roosters /are/ dinosaurs
RockPusher: We found our truth and our truth is more dinosaurs
TehAmelie: i vote for Expedition Violet: Clair Obtuse
ErynTzun: T-Rex?
ClodiumSoride: @Its_VeeBot it's the Avatar ride. Was incredible, but I don't think I'd wait three hours in line for it again.
sethtriggs: Rooster is just a different kind of dino after all
TriseAlpha: Godzilla
control_rig: T-Rex obviously
BillTheCat: it turns out dinosaurs go cock-a-doodle-doo
margieargie: The Tommy gun is making me wish there was a 30s mobster outfit
Megaparsec256: it's so hard to tell whether this is *meant* to be bizarre or coherent
Anaerin: Some kind of Utahraptor
MacbethSeemsSus: That's actually the JP T-Rex vfx.......
ThrinagaBattleheart: Oh good, now to the Second Base On The Dino Planet
Its_VeeBot: @ClodiumSoride Ah yes ok. We had Lightning Lanes.
iarethel0ser: Skybox budget ran out
tdapenguin: i'm gonna hafta log off soon and i'm kinda sad that i won't get to experience the rest of this nonsense live
ButButTheJesus: wut
TheAwkes: why
couchboyj: Chickens are basically dinosaurs
SearchingInteractive: spooky
TriseAlpha: Liches?
AutonomousTurtle: what the ass
sethtriggs: well okay!
Mrsodaking: I might be old, but this new Jurassic Park looks weird
BillTheCat: oh nice, the goth wing
owangel1: What?
ErynTzun: The loud earth shaking thud should have been her first clue
MacbethSeemsSus: *sfx
thebuzzstreams: $50 worth of "What?!?"
ThrinagaBattleheart: With Lich King portraits?
TehAmelie: weird place for a LotR fanart gallery
TriseAlpha: Vecna Dinos?
Its_VeeBot: doom_door dot wav
NotCainNorAbel: night at the museum
kassbjames: So... It's now DOOM? Pick a genre game...
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is where all the Dinosaur faucets from EXOPROIMAL come from
maxlethebeast: Are we going from fighting dinosaurs to the undead?
AugmentingPath: this is where we preserve nine kings of mortal men
Anaerin: Also, you just saw Jason die, I don't think that's Jason on the radio...
lamina5432: garbage day brings good luck
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I feel like we didn't pay enough attention to the red velvet museum stanchior
korvys: Those are *definitely* Doom door sounds
crazycommie87: God, the Doom door sound I can't get over
ClodiumSoride: @Its_VeeBot this was years ago, before those, and even with the fast pass the line was that long.
sethtriggs: well at least there's still electricity
DoodlestheGreat: @couchboyj And penguins are preacitally chickens...
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: *stanchions
JKBalch: Uh is this supposed to be something
Sorator13: @Anaerin no no, that was NAthan who died
control_rig: That is 100% generated
Megaparsec256: @Anaerin nah we saw nathan die, an unrelated character not previously seen in this game before that cutscene
owangel1: Did the devs think they were making a fantasy game at that point with the lich portraits?
bi0buster: oooo a UTAS-12, that thing is doodoo but looks so cool!
AutonomousTurtle: why does it take so long for the colour to change...
SomebodyNowhere: dinoskin
matthaus_c: red makes the bullets go faster
Gekyouryuu: red ones shoot faster
TehAmelie: i recall Doom did use a public sound library
NewtyNewts: Jaaaaa-son!
Megaparsec256: she called him nathan i think
matthaus_c: Jason looks like a fuckboy, Nathan looked like a fuckman
Sorator13: You called him Nathan, though we don't know that it was the same Nathan
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Oh my god
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Are we gonna find the raptor aquarium
Sorator13: "you" meaning "the protagonist"
Viewers_Like_You: If that's an armory, surely there's a legory around her somewhere
AugmentingPath: Jason, by the way, is voiced by Josiah Jones, one of the four directors of this game (all with the surname Jones). One of them, Micah Jones, is the writer
TheAwkes: A letter from mustache glasses man.
e_bloc: greg? greg connors?
hackingducks: @Viewers_Like_You jail. straight to jail.
savageneil1: honest question why not use the full screen for these text boxes?
NewtyNewts: Off-world transport?
sethtriggs: I assume they failed
TriseAlpha: Lettes from Shinji's Dad, yes
Viewers_Like_You:
@hackingducks 
sethtriggs: Is it encumbrance?
DigitalSeahorse: this is kinda like the nightmare I had, there were monsters like dinosaurs ruining buildings and killing people and I was trying to contact friends and my two phones were being weird
WiJohn: Tetris!
ErynTzun: oh you've got to Resident Evil juggle it
sethtriggs: ahhhhhh
TriseAlpha: guns are beeg
Rhynerd: @AugmentingPath They related or just all coincidenally members of various Jones families?
owangel1: The fact that there's no auto sort is bad QOL
DigitalSeahorse: like it in that there was a dino
MacbethSeemsSus: That'd require scripting.
AugmentingPath: @Rhynerd I assume related, but I'm just going off of imdb
TehAmelie: that's Deus Ex quality
sethtriggs: Cat's meow? A bathing suit?!!
maxlethebeast: How many of these outfits are paid dlc vs being in the base game?
MacbethSeemsSus: Why is the save an antique phone?
AutonomousTurtle: wait, what is a three sided blade? and why does the knife have ammo?
Fanklok: Hold on. Three sided blade?
Megaparsec256: @MacbethSeemsSus no explanation given nor questioned by the character
sethtriggs: What are the odds that's a key item later
TheAwkes: Despite having ammo for it, your Thomson seems like hot garbage
Sorator13: @MacbethSeemsSus well, Resident Evil already used a typewriter, so they had to do something different here
hackingducks: gotta remember to reload your knives, folks.
e_bloc: america
matthaus_c: when we do find ammo for the knife it turns into a karate sword
e_bloc: nothing works without bullets
ErynTzun: huh why is there a dress in there?
Phailhammer: "Which end to the bullets go in, again?"
TheMadS8nt: its a ballistic knife without the ballistic
kynelwynn: Jut got in here, the stream title doesn't say what game this is. What Dino-Crisis-At-Home are we playing?
sethtriggs: the door has a music sting
ThrinagaBattleheart: Code Violet.
TriseAlpha: There are shooty knives that exist
kynelwynn: Thank you
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TriseAlpha: Not here tho
miniMacGuru: Is reloading a knife different from Henry Cavill reloading his arms in MI?
ContingentCat: I choose to believe it's our girlfriend's dreas
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Gotchu fam @kynelwynn 
patrick_stonecrusher: you gotta call your dad so he can put money in your checking account
TehAmelie: why was there a portrait room with Nazgul pictures? someone made this place with no particular design focus
Fanklok: You need to get the mutagen thingy that let's you throw fire before youcan melt the ice
matthaus_c: dilophofriend
AutonomousTurtle: so it's not even a raptor in the raptor exhibit
Violet__Violence: dilophosaurus in the raptor exhibit, because why not
DigitalSeahorse: weird museum
Larkonus: The antidote would save us from green-o-vision, though!
kynelwynn: Dilaphosaurus, as it Dies Laughing
control_rig: Am I nuts, or do the raptors skeletons have feet for hands?
matthaus_c: crazy how every discrete part of this feels derivative
SomebodyNowhere: did you expect them to use different store assets
niccus: i guess these would be regular skeletons instead of fossils
sethtriggs: nice ragdoll
Tangsm: Nice. 2 more exhibits
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no, the velociraptors are skating now!
prince_infidel: Not what velociraptors look like
SnackPak_: they got sleepy
Viewers_Like_You: I wonder if they have copies of the book "Identifying Velociraptors" in the gift shop
TehAmelie: maybe they can put those two in different poses
matthaus_c: at least the poison changed the Blood UI to Piss
betweenmyself: this might not be correct, but as I understand it poison in this game just eventually straight up kills you rather than doing damage over time
Zyme86: advanced society, future tech, still using a 1930s tommy gun
sethtriggs: the bullats come pre-lubricated!
tdapenguin: there's so much driller's mud on a spaceship.... (bentonite is aka 'drillers mud')
hackingducks: Jurassic Park-sized velociraptors
glitched_goddess: Velociraptor, Velocipastor, Velocirapture, and Velocitractor
lamina5432: we need a key(battery)
ClodiumSoride: @morteica the Doubleclicks have a song about that
DigitalSeahorse: what was that little guy that charged first?
sethtriggs: These are always right angles
morteica: @ClodiumSoride Haha nice
Arclight_Dynamo: G: "What was that on the floor?" My brain: "Everybody do the dinosaur?"
AutonomousTurtle: didn't you pick up a battery at some point? or does this want a different kind of battery?
Strebenherz: YEP, compies!
Patorik: It is!
Strebenherz: They're little jerks
Zyme86: Compsognathus
Gekyouryuu: they were in JP2
Patorik: They were in 2, I think
TehAmelie: in my headcanon, it's the billionaires behind this project who got all their science from Jurassic Park rather than the devs
BusTed: Yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup!
Strebenherz: They're a pain in the butt in ark
TriseAlpha: Compsagnathus. Lovely little murder chickens.
sethtriggs: yikes
brainbosh: The waterfall ye
Thefluffiestguineapig: I read those books as a kid
Laserbeaks_Fury: they ate Hammond
SearchingInteractive: dino rats
Gekyouryuu: they also ate the guy who started JP in the book
Aenir798: in the second one they ate an adult guy
Violet__Violence: attacked a child in the second movie, did not eat her
Drasvin: They also ate John Hammond from the first book.
tidehollowcat: you are correct, Graham
sethtriggs: Oh that is...some cake
AutonomousTurtle: more like a buttscene
MacbethSeemsSus: And Hammond in the book. it's gruesome
glitched_goddess: they put a bunch of book 1 stuff in the second movie iirc
Thefluffiestguineapig: I read a lot of Michael Crichton as a kid
TehAmelie: and no bust support whatsoever
dumbo3k: Tacti-cake
sethtriggs: cl(ass)y angle
Fanklok: I hope you'r still getting attacked during the cut scene
Viewers_Like_You: Oh hey, confirmed cutscene does not respect your silly outfits
ButButTheJesus: aerodynamic
tidehollowcat: I love those books so much
lamina5432: too bad the costume isn't in the cutscenes
roastbeefsandwitch: why no big ladies in these games? they can still be fit and powerful.
BillTheCat: why is the aim reticle on screen for the cutscenes?
owangel1: Devs worried more about butt physics that actual gameplay
Anaerin: They sure do want to have their Cake and eat it too...
MacbethSeemsSus: That's it?
e_bloc: extra taint support
Spacepup: Oh yeah, is this the game where the dev didn't want it on PC because he didn't want modders to 'pervert' it with degenerate mods?\
Megaparsec256: and... where is that?
Tangsm: So much new information to process
TriseAlpha: The torso and hips are separate units and that bothers me.
Gekyouryuu: nice of them to snugly socket each tit separately in that cutscene outfit
RvLeshrac: Something about holding an extra magazine.
BillTheCat: oh noooooooo
sethtriggs: yeop
Patorik: This looks like it would have been an okay PS3 game
ThrinagaBattleheart: @Spacepup Sure is!
NotCainNorAbel: dino
matthaus_c: did the cutscene remove your poison
betweenmyself: did cutscene randomly cure our poison?
NewtyNewts: D.I.N.O?
TheCactaceae: apple
iarethel0ser: We cutscened healed our poison at least.
gawag_: oh it goes to Z huh
IanAllenBird: dino for sure
Strebenherz: @roastbeefsandwitch you are very correct but i don't think the creator knew that given how they've made this
BillTheCat: F.A.R.T.
prince_infidel: B U T T
Fanklok: The code is obviously fuck
e_bloc: boob plz
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm calling a twist. The dinos were native to the planet.
Laserbeaks_Fury: CAPCOM
glitched_goddess: wow they really want to make sure you don’t brute force that puzzle huh
Gekyouryuu: "Power core!" "Baltimore!" "Who's your friend?"
TennoHyena: Legit, You should scroll on this dev teams website about their game.
Spacepup: I'm proud of you for the restraint of not backing out of the code selection and just trying to shoot the lock.
Houseboy23: But why a squishy noise every time you pick anything up?
protojman: very resident evil
TheMadS8nt: I'm going to assume based on how well this game was thought out they won't give you a hint to the code ever
10of9:
the enemy can't wedgie you if the fabric's already ALL the way up there
Sorator13: Yknow, it's really nice that they label the power core as being for the heater room. But it does beg the question of why it's not IN the heater room.
DigitalSeahorse: dickbutt
sethtriggs: It feels like a telegraphed outcome so strong Western Union would sponsor it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Houseboy23 Because this game hates everything good
Scy_Anide: Woo puzzles!
TennoHyena: It has a full list of the puzzles and features
CrazymattCaptain: man why'd we have to make power cores that only work in their specific rooms
matthaus_c: but first you have to do a Newgrounds game puzzle
TennoHyena: It's hillarious
TehAmelie: attack of the dinosaurs of the ice age would be a hilarious movie
AugmentingPath: all those things graham said will happen, but first, a pipe puzzle
Anaerin: Do you have an even flow?
ClodiumSoride: @sethtriggs flawless
Megaparsec256: that's... so bad
ThrinagaBattleheart: This is SO BAD
DigitalSeahorse: egbdf
TriseAlpha: Running out of butt texture energy again
BusTed: Dino DNA!
DigitalSeahorse: ovaltine
betweenmyself: @roastbeefsandwitch the practice of hiding loads behind “squeeze-through” sections may come across as mocking when paired with people of size… But that probably wasn’t a consideration here.
sethtriggs: ah Earth is deaded
e_bloc: did we open the door
Strebenherz: Ah the text dump, god's most perfect msq
MacbethSeemsSus: WoW Cataclysm wasn't THAT bad.
tdapenguin: because it's cool!
e_bloc: its paid by their tourism board
NewtyNewts: Because we always mention about Earth whenever we talk about our planet
matthaus_c: we just don't respect our audience
Arclight_Dynamo: Pepsi Presents: Trappist 1-E
PharaohBender27: Trappist 1-E™
protojman: brought to you by the tourism department
KV1NN4: The planet has a Reader?
korvys: Probably had a different name, then got Search/Replaced in the script
KV1NN4: Rider
Strebenherz: Hey Graham, want to go get burgers, ON EARTH, as we travel, FROM EARTH?
e_bloc: the planet was the top kickstarter
KV1NN4: (oops)
frank_the_great: Wait, where are you going again?
Zyme86: Totally written by AI with requirement to say the name in full everyt ime its mentioned
electra310: The Warhammer Forty Thousand of planets
pimiento: what's up, Alex?
ThorSokar: those. were. skeletons.
NotCainNorAbel: you didn't see that coming now did you
MacbethSeemsSus: You wouldn't want to mistake it for Trappist 1-B
Gekyouryuu: Graham, I think it's legally required, like how it's illegal in Arkansas to mispronounce Arkansas
ContingentCat: Is there a word count requirement? I used to use that trick in university
sethtriggs: You're not supposed to think about that, you're supposed to enjoy the booty
omdorastrix: Brought to you by the Trappist 1-E Histoalogicial society and Tourism Smorgasboard
TriseAlpha: What if this is actually a holosuite with ads sponsored by Trapis 1-E?
tdapenguin:
@omdorastrix
lamina5432: stun lock
frank_the_great: It's just like the human body - there are dinos in our bones, making blood
iarethel0ser: The dinos have learned the stunlock move.
Strebenherz: Graham, do you have more garbage?
MacbethSeemsSus: The twist is we're actually on Trappist 1-D
sethtriggs: This is going to be your most expensive QA invoice to date, Graham and Alex!
ghyllnox: I'm up! I'm up!
pimiento:
thebuzzstreams: @Strebenherz This was $50 garbage, we're milking it
DigitalSeahorse:
Strebenherz: @thebuzzstreams fair xD
TehAmelie: tfw you're a videogame protagonist attacked by dinosaurs and the player doesn't care
korvys: Looks like about a 4/10, Graham
KV1NN4: Alex has gotten too good at this game that it looks well made? XD
BusTed: death skip
thebuzzstreams: speedrun strats
Patorik: It doesn't look FUN, but it's not as janky as other games on this stream
tehfewl: GDQ was last week
TriseAlpha: Hashtag: Intentional
Zyme86: The graphics are not terrible, the gameplay is shallow, gunplay is dumb, why are you using gommy guns in this world...
sethtriggs: Yeah I mean at least it hasn't crashed, that's good for 3 IGN points
NoxStryx: How can you be motion sick when you have a clear point of reference
TehAmelie: @Zyme86 i expect because you had one in Resident Evil 2
tdapenguin: @NoxStryx it moves too much
NoxStryx: (her butt)
betweenmyself: @Patorik as mentioned by Graham and Alex, “game feel” doesn’t always come across during streaming
lamina5432: I think it might be as janky just not the level is falling apart.
TriseAlpha: I can't read the text, does the game tell you when you get new outfits? or do you just have to guess?
Patorik: This game feels like when someone is learning to draw, and they don't understand structure, so they put a ton of work into shading to try and make it look good
sethtriggs: so was the purple glow on purpose or a glitch?
Megaparsec256: there's gotta be some serious sequence-breaking tech given how janky the save system seems
matthaus_c: @Patorik I don't know about that. the camera does weird jerks and blurs, some objects just phase through the floor on contact, all the menus look horrible to interact with
DigitalSeahorse:
bite them back
ButButTheJesus: for THE GREATER GOOD
TriseAlpha: Dr. Kurt Connors
Foxmar320: LOL
sethtriggs: It can't possibly backfire!
BusTed: dapper
tehfewl: Ay Lmao
ghyllnox:
hackingducks: so, what if deadspace, but dinos. got it.
bi0buster: dIIIno DNA!
MacbethSeemsSus: Our founders
Thefluffiestguineapig: So just bird DNA and human DNA?
ErynTzun: it's Thor from Stargate!
Viewers_Like_You: For the future of mankind on Trappist 1-E, to be clear
TehAmelie: wait, is this the ultimate form of Raptor Aquarium?
DigitalSeahorse:
ButButTheJesus: but but
ErynTzun: Yeah like the Bible says
sethtriggs: Oh that's like one of those swing rides at carnivals
EvilBadman: How much of this is ai you reckon
NewtyNewts: So... what are the odds these were drawn by someone? I'm thinking rather low
DigitalSeahorse:
DrLigmaPhD: Simon T. Lizardface
Fanklok: I don't want to cure cancer I WANT to turn people into dinosaurs
Foxmar320: Historically accurate
kynelwynn: Over/under on these being genAI?
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm sure a real person designed this "art"....
sethtriggs: It feels like all the art is "AI"
tehfewl: theres nothing in the bible that says jesus wasn't a raptor
KV1NN4: Time-travel abduction aside what if the reveal is that this Violet is the MOST human of the dino-hybrids..?
hackingducks: I'm not feeling as much AI as I am Aesst Flip
Sapphic_Shenanigans: All of those paintings are absolutely AI
UltraVioletVodoo: just got here, how much of this is ai "art"?
ClodiumSoride: @Fanklok thank you!
TriseAlpha: AI Slop? in a *video game*!?
lucky_gal: brought to you by Displate
matthaus_c: somewhere you can hear Milo Rossi having a conniption over these "paintings"
EvilBadman: @kynelwynn 1
Drasvin: They were walking about radiation from a cataclysm earlier. So maybe the dinos in this setting are radiation resistant?
control_rig: 100% slop
matthaus_c: give me my corpse closet!!
Zyme86: quivering mass
sethtriggs: it's a meatlocker
schordash: the bible didn't refer to the planet by name so it had to be redacted
Laserbeaks_Fury: OCCUPADO
iarethel0ser: It's full of THINGS
Garfman314: shitters full!
Gekyouryuu: shitter's full
IanAllenBird: yeah ok
KV1NN4: Did the raptors do this?!
control_rig: There are like 3 people in there at least
ErynTzun: No Thanks I Am Full
Strebenherz: "SHITTERS FULL"
AutonomousTurtle: someone call James, he'll be excited
TurnedToFrog: Cozy
Foxmar320: Someone tried to hide it
ghyllnox: M E A T
CaptainSpam: CAMERA
TehAmelie: it just occurred to me the Nazgul portraits could have happened if an AI confused Sauron the dinosaur guy from X-Men with the other Sauron
Fanklok: Did Sephiroth doo... this?
SkylerRingtail: I'm...uncomfortable with the implied link between Jesus and a global reptilian conspiracy. It has some unsavory undertones...or it's just a raptor Jesus meme. Hard to say
sethtriggs: this is one of the most sadistic and incompetent cameras I've seen.
tdapenguin: ]
UltraVioletVodoo: no awfle is made of cow G
sethtriggs: "It's a bad game"
ErynTzun: She just had a hair that was bothering her
NotCainNorAbel: get it wrong once or twice and you learn
ErynTzun: For the lizard children
Orestes290: Gunjitsu
hackingducks: well, you mite, or you mite not
Patorik: Nanotech mites, I guess?
brainbosh: Its space so its vaccuum urinals
betweenmyself:
this is the dystopian future in which early AI slop is looked upon fondly compared to the hyperAI slop of 2500
prince_infidel: So this is mostly a $50 asset flip right?
TriseAlpha: ugh
sethtriggs: Well if they're lizard people you don't need a lot of space for a cloaca
MacbethSeemsSus: Ewww
Tangsm: Oh no no no
Omnipotrevor: Because Alex, they're Dino-mites
Vinewood_OG: Thanks. I hate it.
Thefluffiestguineapig: It sounds like ass
NimrodXIV: that has to be annoying
Saintnex: wow what a stupid feature
UltraVioletVodoo: that sounds super garbo
Viewers_Like_You: That seems wildly unnecessary and also bad
ContingentCat: Oh god
ErynTzun: Can you turn off vibration in the settings?
Zyme86: so controller jiggle physics. that honks
Rhynerd: who thought that was a good idea?
sethtriggs: It is a bad game to play
MacbethSeemsSus: Does the menu have any setting options?
lamina5432: pheeeesh
TheAinMAP:
matthaus_c: you wouldn't like to know where that fish was gestated
Tangsm: Was fish an option this *whole time*?
ErynTzun: Do not spray the poison dino fren
sethtriggs: that is so extra
UltraVioletVodoo: SORRY WHAT?
hackingducks: wow.
ErynTzun: It's actually a spotlight you're on a secret stage
AugmentingPath: the flashlight is taped to the camera, yeah
bi0buster: It's at least KIND of accurate for that shotgun.
TehAmelie: @Omnipotrevor headcanon accepted. the "mite" currency is short for dino-mite
Fruan: Oh! I get it! The Camera Man is holding the flashlight!
TriseAlpha: Cheeks light
Arclight_Dynamo: Hey, this game sucks!
3 raiders from patbaer have joined!
UltraVioletVodoo: why did she reload in 3 different places?
Anaerin: !fish
LRRbot: Today's fish is Trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.
lamina5432: as a viewer this is als o hurting my eyes
patbaer: hey hi
UnknownFriday: It seems as though the person who made that animation thinks that only one shell goes in a single part of the shotgun.
NewtyNewts: Dino eggs time?
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
ErynTzun: Bossu bossu
sethtriggs: Oh this is going to be good and terrible
Laserbeaks_Fury: Today's fish it Trout a la Creme, enjoy your meal!
Foxmar320: Boss? Pls be a boss
TriseAlpha: Who is Jim?
owangel1: I would like to know who thinks this is fun?
patbaer: expected!
Sorator13: Oh, a pink skull! That has to be a good sign, right?
betweenmyself:
we getting to a Slay the Spire boss room here
hackingducks: @Laserbeaks_Fury deep cut, we love those.
sethtriggs: Will the boss also have cake?
MacbethSeemsSus: So found this (apologies, long)- "this companies entire thing is making cheap games that wouldn't get any attention under normal circumstances. Then they make statements on Twitter about how they don't make games for PC for x reason to get the console war crowd into the mix. This gets them lots of attention that they would have never gotten otherwise. This is at least the second time they've followed this exact playbook, and the other game was just as bad."
ContingentCat: The candles really baffle me
pimiento: it is 100% just ripped from Doom
thebuzzstreams: oh, there has been many borrowed sound effects in this game
sethtriggs: @MacbethSeemsSus ohhhh that makes total sense!
TehAmelie: or, from the same free sound library Doom used
kassbjames: Yep. DOOM door sound lets you know that this is expensive garbage.n they treated other AAA games like asset packages
aquinas_0: Is this the raptor game that complained about fan service mods?
Its_VeeBot: @MacbethSeemsSus Fucking astounding
DiamondMX: Doom 1 sound effects might be fair game by now.
Rhynerd: @MacbethSeemsSus And yet this is the first time I think I've heard the company make a stink about their reviews previously.
DigitalSeahorse:
Tangsm: I bet new game+ gets you the fancy dress
matthaus_c: do not pass go
Its_VeeBot: Do not give them $50
Anaerin: @DiamondMX To be fair, Doom got it from a Sound Effects CD in the first place.
ButButTheJesus: don't play this!
Its_VeeBot: Give them $0
AugmentingPath: this is a message and a warning: nothing valued is here
northos: 80% of the internet is trying to make you mad for profit, try not to let them
kynelwynn: Do not buy this, do not make this
Rhynerd: I just figured they put most of their game budgets into the advertising because that's what I tend to see of their games.
Laserbeaks_Fury: They play it so we don't have to
TriseAlpha: Rabbin't?
ThrinagaBattleheart: NG+ probably also gets even skimpier underwear
ContingentCat: The spaceship aesthetic and then this room being so ornate why
TheMadS8nt: kinda want a physical release of this nightmare now
UltraVioletVodoo: so what is this game called so i can avoid it
owangel1: Don't buy it, cause they won't give you a refund
sethtriggs: Big ol GPU fans
wiganlass: this is a lesson to buy both hades 2 and silksong together for less money
Megaparsec256: from the devs that watched the matrix
Laserbeaks_Fury: start...the reactor....Quaid
DeM0nFiRe:
Gekyouryuu: Alex, that's called... ok, nvm
Cptasparagus: matrix but dinosaurs
thebuzzstreams: So this explains the RAM shortage
TomatoKigu: Not so much borrowed as using the same sound effects collection (Sound Ideas series 6000 effects libray)
AutonomousTurtle: Dinosaurlar Power
e_bloc: damn my joke
matthaus_c: god DAMN it I was typing a fossil fuel joke
lamina5432: dinomatrix
PharaohBender27: @UltraVioletVodoo Code: Violet
glitched_goddess: I mean I have several free websites I can go to that gets me exactly what this game excels at but for free
pimiento: get it? fossil fuels?
Viewers_Like_You: Look, dinosaurs are just fossil fuels that haven't been aged yet
TriseAlpha: The Dino Matrix
DoodlestheGreat: Jolly Rodger
Its_VeeBot: "CONTINUOUS- wait no fuck this shit I'm outta here"
UltraVioletVodoo: @PharaohBender27 thanks, gonna set it to ignore on steam
sethtriggs: Skyrim is cheaper than this innit
Foxmar320: Gotta check out big skull
Mushbie: is it a crystal skull?
ThrinagaBattleheart:
It's not even on Steam
ClodiumSoride: @UltraVioletVodoo it's not on Steam! For reasons.
Foxmar320:
Nooooo 
ThrinagaBattleheart: They only released on PS5 because Reasons
Mushbie: you know, to hit all the tropes
TheMadS8nt: I don't think I have ever been so excited to see what a boss in a horrible game will be
PharaohBender27: @UltraVioletVodoo Oh, it's not on Steam
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are we Matrixing all the Dinosaurs?
Sorator13: because "reasons"
DigitalSeahorse: pre-fossil fuel
matthaus_c: like putting Dagoth Ur in the game
sethtriggs: I bet the prompts they used are boring too
Spacepup: Are those just Warhammer paintings?
UltraVioletVodoo: oh goodie i can forget it exists after this stream
ThrinagaBattleheart:
@UltraVioletVodoo Yep, best plan
Fanklok: Whoa whoa whoa, was that image of spaceships stolen 40K art?
Rhynerd: possibly also to make it harder to refund.
owangel1: That's true, but there is the refund policy that everyone and their mother will implement after playing 1 minute of this
FITorion: The Mupets have never looked better
Drasvin: Health alert
BrindleBoar: Alex should add an "eb" to the end of that hat's text
e_bloc: its your pager
UnknownFriday: You're bleeding.
Cptasparagus: bleeding out? your max hp is dropping
jakjawagon: pokemon did it
v_nome: Name your quest giver Scam Likely
Megaparsec256: yea this is probably the bleeding effect it warned you about
Gekyouryuu: Alex, there IS a video game with spam calls: Pokemon
Sorator13: oh, I think that's the noise it made when you're on camera? maybe?
prince_infidel: Do they know that dino crisis had more than 2 types of dinosaurs
korvys: Niko, my cousin! Want to go bowling?
glitched_goddess: like in Pokemon g/s when Joey called about his rattata
UltraVioletVodoo: sorry, why do you have a tommy gun
hackingducks: "would you like to buy an extended shotgun warranty?"
Saintnex: Graham, they are trying to reach you about your car’s extended warrenty
Megaparsec256: and that's why "restore max health" is different from "restore health", great
e_bloc: we're calling to inquire about your gun's extended warranty
sethtriggs: This game is using the camera as fake difficulty
Vonbane: it's your health beeping
Laserbeaks_Fury: You're bleeding, that the sound
TriseAlpha: AI brand Coffee
Rhynerd: "we've placed this audiolog to remind you about your car's extended warranty"
Patorik: I feel like that happened in Silent Hill: Shattered Memories? It's been a while...
dumbo3k: I think the other one went through the door
Foxmar320: I think you got them both
KV1NN4: Was it Arm day at the Gym??
sethtriggs: The dinos did not skip leg day
UnknownFriday: You are actively dying right now.
ErynTzun: @sethtriggs The camera is the Main villain
BrindleBoar: no one would put an arcade in a gym, come on now
roastbeefsandwitch: COWARDS
RealLegitStreamer: Your health is ringing
Tangsm: Rude
Vonbane: you're bleeding out
TriseAlpha: Rude!
Drasvin: Health arm band is flashing red when it makes that noise
kynelwynn: forbidden
Foxmar320: Thats so rude
Gekyouryuu: put gun away?
lamina5432: shoot it out of spite?
UltraVioletVodoo: that title looks like it would be a better game than this, they should have made that instead
sethtriggs: This game is pure, molten hate
NewtyNewts: fired into a dinosaur
DoodlestheGreat: Poor Beepo
hackingducks: hard to asset flip a mini game tho
DigitalSeahorse: Hat: Thrift Store What?
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is so BAD
Rhynerd: I feel like that could knock 2 points off the game's review score alone.
detectiveYarmas: who puts an arcade machine in a gym?
thebuzzstreams: $50 and can't even have a mini game? ooof
ErynTzun: Welp this is no Like A Dragon
Dog_of_Myth: I think you got it
ThorSokar: the other little guy ran through the door in to the room you came from
Gekyouryuu: @DigitalSeahorse whore, I assume
Anaerin: Back out into the main room, possibly?
Sorator13: To be fair.... Blue Prince did it...
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Tangsm: Lower this game's score to a 3. Could not play arcade cabinet
DigitalSeahorse: Gekyouryuu ahhh
Sorator13: but they at least made it clear that the arcade game is not /yet/ playable
DigitalSeahorse: probably
Sorator13: both in and out of game
Foxmar320: You woke the hive!?
bi0buster: Big fan of the limb gym.
e_bloc: oh ye of little faith
TriseAlpha: Clever girl...
ErynTzun: Do they regen?
InconsiderateHat: His lil splayed leggies
FluffyBunnyFeet7: lizards with ammo, what more do you need
Drasvin: !badadvice
LRRbot: Eat the shiny wasabi.
ErynTzun: oh I guess not, otherwise farm Ammo lol
ButButTheJesus:
I have to go bed 
nightnight all, thanks for all the honse
Rhynerd: If they at least had her go "probably shouldn't play an arcade game while I could get ambushed by dinosaurs" or something I'd be disappointed still but get it.
betweenmyself:
the devs decided not to include a playable version of “Beeboo’s Forbidden Chin-Fu” because they were afraid modders would do pervy things to the game inside the game… presumably
sethtriggs: Is it a glitch or ambiance?
UltraVioletVodoo: MEAT
ThrinagaBattleheart:
The movie that emote is from is CURSED
TriseAlpha: Seamus O'Ran
BrindleBoar: so what are the odds on those dinos defrosting and attacking when you're forced to backtrack through that room?
sethtriggs: The creaking is a music sting
Garfman314: my wife keeps pointing out that that's ariel's wedding dress
DigitalSeahorse: gotta MEAT the makers
Gekyouryuu:
if they're combining Human and Dino DNA, the T-Rex People are sure to be lawyers. they Sue you.
matthaus_c: meat pro quo
betweenmyself:
@ThrinagaBattleheart “To Catch a Yeti” is pure cinema
Anaerin: There's something off of meat processing...
UltraVioletVodoo: what kind of meat is being processed?
Vinewood_OG: Foley by Hans Zimmer
Thefluffiestguineapig: Alex's skills are immense
KV1NN4: @Garfman314 ...oh no that explains why i like it so much
ThrinagaBattleheart: It might be one of the few movies that scares me *more* than Manos
MacbethSeemsSus: Not gonna lie, the camera blur's giving me a headache
BrindleBoar: You mean like the one that mismatched strafe and lean? Yeah that still troubles me.
e_bloc: Simon!
sethtriggs: "and my mom said I'd never get ANYWHERE with these video games!"
KV1NN4: XD
ErynTzun: there's not even different tones it's just cxxxx cxxx cxxx static sounds
dooppatrol: The more I look at this, I think all the textures might be ai as well
Zyme86: simon says
Zyme86: more the weirmarcht , could be WWI with the iron cross
sethtriggs: I mean, you could spend $50 on this, or just search "butts" on Shutterstock or Flickr
korvys: Ok, and that was a pacman noise
ErynTzun: oh do we get to slow the fan blades down and squeeze through?
DigitalSeahorse: 1 backlit fan
UltraVioletVodoo: that is such a bad door puzzle game
DigitalSeahorse: 2!
NewtyNewts: What am blood bag for
DigitalSeahorse: 2 backlit fans
wiganlass: hey dr Alex are you looking forward to the fatal frame 2 reboot?
Lazzared: imagine having to do that to go to the bathroom
Megaparsec256: yea the hacking minigames seem to be just for loot rooms
PharaohBender27: @Zyme86 I mean that was what was painted on Luftwaffe planes
NewtyNewts: Marie Curing?
Rhynerd: @NewtyNewts replace lost blood
ThrinagaBattleheart: @NewtyNewts Restore max health, presumably lost from bleeding out
Orestes290: Remember that time we were outside
Gekyouryuu: Saur-cuterie
ThrinagaBattleheart: We had our armband HP meter beeping at us and we lost Max HP over time
Laserbeaks_Fury: Dino Nuggets
DeM0nFiRe: @Gekyouryuu How dare you
matthaus_c: you can't tell me that's not why we're trying to bring back mammoths
hackingducks: Dino Charcuterie is the name of my upcoming album.
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Like right now, actually
RockPusher: The door to the dinosaur past, now with jerky
TehAmelie: some might say the purpose of a lock is to select who can get through the door based on some previously established credentials, but
Natabuu: Send the meat into the past and the jerky is ready instantly
Vonbane: bleeding out again?
MacbethSeemsSus: Praise hybrid
Laserbeaks_Fury: The beeping means you're bleeding
Drasvin: Based on one of the documents earlier, compy meat is tasty
CaptainSpam: So getting back to that guy we saw at the beginning, how is this "home", again?
DrLigmaPhD: That's just turkey jerky in essence
Megaparsec256: ah yes the camoflage dinosaur that spits poison, definitely useful to humanity's future. these scientists just gonna accept that without question
UltraVioletVodoo: is raptor jerkey just stringy chicken jerkey?
zshunter: I have to share my friends joke about the PC port sexy mod situation. The sexy mod they are worried about is for the dinosaurs
BrowneePointz: what game is this?
ThrinagaBattleheart: Code Violet - and it is trash
Tangsm: Mammoth cheese and raptor jerky
matthaus_c: we need to also simulate the diets of raptors
Zyme86: I mean since bird jerkey is really lean i probably would be good
Lazzared: i dont know how the deves think this is a horror game
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c so robert muldoon?
ClodiumSoride: @zshunter hah!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Snap into a Steg Egg
Anaerin: Dino-nuggets?
Gekyouryuu: I say again: Saur-cuterie
Viewers_Like_You: Surely, by the law of "turkey jerky/beefy jeefy", it would properly be termed "raptor japtor"
Zyme86: birds are essentially dinosaurs (or at least a branch of the same tree)
BrowneePointz: was wondering if it was that other Dino Survival Horror game going around
omdorastrix: I mean, chicken jerky is probably close...
iris_of_ether: Eating dinos really just reminds me of the Moon 13 Dino Grill from MST3K season 11
DigitalSeahorse: raptor jerky probably tastes like turkey jerky
Laserbeaks_Fury: Saur's Fortress
DigitalSeahorse: mmmmmm
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BrowneePointz: oh yea that reminds me the Jurassic Park survival horror game is supposed to come out this year
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BrindleBoar: LoadingReadyRun Trappist-1 is a real star, if that's what was in that journal entry
Zyme86: could be what they were feeding them... I mean...
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 if we can bring back raptors, we can certainly mass produce robert muldoon livestock
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: now why do I know that song
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Vinewood_OG: Ate to much dino jerky, now I'm Lysine deficient.
PharaohBender27: @Lazzared Because they played Dead Space and are borrowing *some* aesthetics from that
MacbethSeemsSus: Well, part of a guy
TehAmelie: just before the stream, Lrrbot did say we must do combat with the nugget
matthaus_c: Alex I have bad news for you about Signalis--
MacbethSeemsSus: Was that a cow?
e_bloc: almost as much as weapon durability
ThrinagaBattleheart:
"tight-butted whatsit"
hackingducks: ah weapon durability, surely the best feature of any video game never
Megaparsec256: 'thermal regulation wing'
Anaerin: "Thermal Regulation Wing"
Megaparsec256: which i don't think we've seen yet
DigitalSeahorse: can't give her a backpack cause it would irritate her bare back shoulders
Megaparsec256: oh down there
sethtriggs: Hey, navigation and signposting are for noobs
SnackPak_:
ThrinagaBattleheart: !badadvice
omdorastrix: \o/ backtracking \o/
e_bloc: we metroidvania now bois
matthaus_c: remember when we were in Zendikar with wind turbines? that was nice
MacbethSeemsSus: Look, you have a map. I don't know why you aren't feeling more grateful.
DigitalSeahorse: backtracking is my least favorite thing!
control_rig: Of course not
Foxmar320: Love that
sethtriggs: It's a setpiece?
zshunter: @ClodiumSoride He just gave me another good one in we should be able to fight Lady Dinotrescu
Laserbeaks_Fury: WHY?
Megaparsec256: nah there's definitely at least a secret over here
hackingducks: TOASTY
Sorator13: Oh good, fire!
MacbethSeemsSus:
ErynTzun: the worst angle
Saintnex: good lord this is excessive
PharaohBender27: The hell are we even DOING?
betweenmyself: this incinerator feels needlessly complex
sethtriggs: Oh it has the gas jets just like Spelunky 2
Thefluffiestguineapig: This just seems boring and entirely for this one guys fetish
e_bloc: at least this is a novel stupidity
omdorastrix: You know that scene in Galaxy quest when sigourney weaver swears?
BrowneePointz: look Dead Space had backtracking but it also had the beep boop button for navigation
ClodiumSoride: @zshunter double hah!
Foxmar320: Graham this is flawless gameplay
Zyme86: even that close would still fry you. also have no oxygen in here
Thefluffiestguineapig: and also she's roasted
BrindleBoar: if that were true we'd use ovens
sethtriggs: the booty is thermal insulation
Sorator13: physics? Yeah, I'm not sure that people understand physics.
Viewers_Like_You: This is space fire tho
Saintnex: why are there so many!?!
bbblehh: clearly the creator of this game just really wanted to pay homage to the MGS microwave tunnel
Shadwhawk: Like all those lava levels, you'd mostly just cook yourself like you're in a broiler
Zyme86: also flamethrowers doen't necessarally burn you to death more suffocate you., principle applies here
MacbethSeemsSus: They were so proud of this idea
DigitalSeahorse: this is an oven
UltraVioletVodoo: g dont you know the rule of 3's?
NickDeezl: imagine how hot that metal is
IsaTheEngie: gripping gameplay!
e_bloc: yeah go watch that sabu, flaming ropes match in japan
Rhynerd: Radiant heat is only remembered when a game has a freezing to death mechanic
Natimus_Prime: If you're standing close enough to see the lava, you're close enough to get cooked by it.
TehAmelie: gameplay elements you wouldn't question in a more stylized game, but they had to have the photorealist boobies so
hackingducks: it's okay, she's fireproof except to direct heating.
Drasvin: Tbf, I think it was mentioned your skintight suit has sci-fi stuff to protect against extreme environments
Fanklok: Is Sean Connery in there?
matthaus_c: @IsaTheEngie just like her skinsuit
Megaparsec256: at least it didn't try to kill you while turning around
Rhynerd: at least it feels like that.
Gekyouryuu:
if this is top speed, what's topless speed? oh, right, that's why this isn't on steam.
mrverbal: look it would just be rude if we vented while you were cornering
Laserbeaks_Fury: Pizza's done
ErynTzun: @omdorastrix Why do they even have this room?
DigitalSeahorse: get that blast of gas in your face before the flame arrives too
sethtriggs: well okay
Zyme86: mmmm saussage
UltraVioletVodoo: why
SnackPak_: dinners served
matthaus_c: send these to Scrandle
ghyllnox: : (
NewtyNewts: That does not quite look like sausage
Orestes290: Got a stew going
DigitalSeahorse: sausages!
Tangsm: They should have at least give you a death screen for that where you emerged as jerky
e_bloc:
betweenmyself:
But why don’t the devs show us how the sausage is made?
Saintnex: this really is a dino charcuterie factory
Laserbeaks_Fury: Verisalamitude
AutonomousTurtle: Photorealistic Salami is my Weezer cover band
TehAmelie: raptor salami doesn't even sound interesting
fastlane250: Salami can have a little polygons, as a treat.
Garfman314: this game would have been unremarkably mid 20 years ago
GreyThey: To be fair, the devs were clearly thinking primarily about their sausages when they made this game
Arclight_Dynamo: that door sounds like some sound effect or other from Myst.
spethycakes: the opposite of progress is congress
sethtriggs: It's been under development 25 years? yikes
DigitalSeahorse: @TehAmelie sounds like something you'd order from Bad Dragon actually
TehAmelie: heh
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omdorastrix: bullet time?
Zyme86: mor green filter over australia.
Foxmar320: Don't forget RE5 also had a room like that
control_rig: Truuuuueee
Laserbeaks_Fury: Follow the White Raptor
ErynTzun: What were the earrings for then?
SachielOne: Didn't the earring mention run sttamina? Maybe it's turned off on Easy
Megaparsec256: @ErynTzun hey great question
sethtriggs: dog?
UltraVioletVodoo: Mites?
Rhynerd: the game currency is mites
TehAmelie: we're getting so much dino-mite. must be getting near the endgame (please)
betweenmyself: well, I guess we live in green now
DigitalSeahorse: royal definition of you
hackingducks: they're dino mite!
AutonomousTurtle: @UltraVioletVodoo dino-mites
gawag_: might be a hidden stamina/run bar
MacbethSeemsSus: I think they avoided development even slightly resembling scripting.
ErynTzun: Yeah because the earrings mentioned stamina so I am very confused
Zyme86: I just noticed the numbers on her arm, s that the ammo bar or what?
Sorator13: @Zyme86 Health
BusTed:
dumbo3k: @Zyme86 HP
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehe
UltraVioletVodoo: oh @AutonomousTurtle that gave me a headache
ErynTzun: Dyno-Mites!
Zyme86: @Sorator13 like why, ho is that useful for anyone
aquinas_0: more weird but crawling
Megaparsec256: @Zyme86 you see, the devs played dead space
Saintnex: even RE6 had a better crawling angle
Rhynerd: is it just me or is the crawl animation very blocky?
Sorator13: @Zyme86 well you see, Dead Space did it, and this game is nothing if not ripping off things from other games to do them worse, so
hoveringhalibut: I thought the boss fight had happened, but it wasn't exciting enough to pull my attention back to the screen.
e_bloc: maybe we'll get lucky and end up face down in a crevice
TehAmelie: i mean if i was a billionaire building a dinosaur-powered society in space that's that i'd call my currency
Zyme86: bopt, twist it, aaaaaawwww
DigitalSeahorse:
this is so bad it crawls at a snail pace 
MacbethSeemsSus: Literally keeping kids out
ErynTzun: I look forward to all the too dark rooms so I don't have to look at it
korvys: Simon says "This game is a 4/10"
DigitalSeahorse: two more backlit fans?
DigitalSeahorse: or are those the same backlit fans?
DigitalSeahorse: 2-4 backlit fans
Patorik: Don't backlit fans usually imply some kind of room behind them? These are just fans with a light
NewtyNewts: Dinosaur encounter, probably
Drasvin: It seems the backlit fan rooms are medical storage rooms?
ThorSokar: ya, you're down 20 health somehow
Megaparsec256: the bleeding effect decreases max health
patrick_stonecrusher: The dose makes the poison
Zyme86: thats a lot of fight
sethtriggs: it is painful to continue
Zyme86: fish
Megaparsec256: does it actually tell you this at anypoint? god no, it expects you to figure it out
matthaus_c: how do I defend my children from 30-50 backlit fans
ErynTzun: This place must smell 'great' so the fans must really be needed
Rhynerd: the bleeding condition you got form a raptor hiut your max. I think a blood bag will fix that?
UltraVioletVodoo: why was the crate in front of the locker?
DigitalSeahorse: are we still backtracking?
Julian_Rogue: Oh hey you guys are still garbaging
Foxmar320: Gotta maximize the BUTT time Graham
niccus: i wonder if Dead Space's health display was inspired by Trespasser
Sorator13: @Julian_Rogue Regrettably
Vonbane:
thought that was the key you picked up
matthaus_c: @Julian_Rogue this is a long turd, hard to flush
dumbo3k: boy, this game sure is bad
TehAmelie: all games have disappointed me since Soul Reaver where Raziel would just LAUNCH huge obstacles/puzzle pieces
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm sure it's accidental the crawl has her thrust her butt into frame.
Saintnex: the fact that the butt will just occasionally cover the ENTIRE screen during the crawl is particularly egregious
Sethalidos: was Graham singing da butt da butt da dup?
DigitalSeahorse: bite me, ya little chickens!
ErynTzun: Have to get the most out of $50 dollar game of Butt
Thefluffiestguineapig: Just like it's accidental all the outfits are skin tight
UltraVioletVodoo: ya know what, i think this might be a bad game
Foxmar320: Come on crappy boss fight!
sethtriggs: I imagine this guy's going to either be so dead or he's going to be a traitor
matthaus_c: sorry Jason can we get subtitles for you
Foxmar320: Jason?!
Vonbane: "quickly"
Megaparsec256: is it "jason miller?" or is it an unrelated random guy with no proper introduction
MacbethSeemsSus: Jason!?!
TehAmelie: are those red screens supposed to show code or static? did anyone care?
ErynTzun: jaSON
gawag_: sorry, has anyone made a "this game is ass" joke yet?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Calling it Jason is a traitor
schordash: 🎈
Sorator13: @Megaparsec256 I was wondering the same thing
notthepenguins: theyre uh, special high temperature ice
sethtriggs: I feel like anyone who bought this is the butt of the joke
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ice-9
MacbethSeemsSus: Animations are hard. Maybe
UltraVioletVodoo: whats with all the pictures of the lich king?
Patorik: That would be a funny subversion in another game. Here it just feels like they didn't think it through
ClodiumSoride: @sethtriggs ba-dum tish
brainbosh: Dev couldn't make the ice melt lol
BrindleBoar:
Look, okay, yes, I overestimated a W+P game, I'm sorry
lamina5432: they wanted to subvert your expectation. it was just bad
Saintnex: that would’ve been painfully predictable but at least sensible, what the game did is just so bad
Sethalidos: I mean way to subvert expectations I guess?
hackingducks: nobody will notice that we didn't add a few animations, they'll get the gist.
matthaus_c: would take Heaven In Development any day before this
sethtriggs: The bar was in the Moho and they managed to fall under it
GreyThey: They didn't have time to animate the ice - they had skimpy outfits to add!
hackingducks: I mean, $50, what do they expect, pixar?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrindleBoar To be fair, Tomato Way was also a W+P game and that game rips and is amazing
sethtriggs: Also Beautycopter was awesome
dumbo3k: the bloodbags restore max hp I think
Patorik: They could have just had the ice gone once you came back, too
jakd_in: I keep wishing for one of the giant dinosaur skeletons to come to life and start rampaging, but there's no way this game is THAT fun.
Foxmar320: Blood vile said something about max hp
Rhynerd: what does a blood vial do?
matthaus_c: Beautycopter has also become free on Steam
MacbethSeemsSus: "Why is this room in a science facility wood paneled? Shut up"
ErynTzun: The colors don't even matter on these guns, you can't see crap it's too dark to see like Aliens vs Predator
lamina5432: twiddle your gun
Rhynerd: because I remember seeing that "blood bags restore max hp" previously.
TehAmelie: the game can imply t-rexes but no way can it handle animating one
sethtriggs: I should actually just add Beautycopter to library on general principle
Foxmar320: Jason!
BrindleBoar: so sleepy
sethtriggs: Goodness those puppety animation
brainbosh: Is this the guy from the RE3 remake
tehfewl: JASON
Astramentha: Jason noooooooooo
Sorator13: "whelp, I can only lift you by the neck, so I think you're screwed"
notthepenguins: it really looked like she was beaming as she picked him up at first
Thefluffiestguineapig: @sethtriggs I think Beautycopter was awesome as a W+P game and an experience. I;m glad it exists and I hope people take inspiration from it but boy was it a whole ass thing. I don't thing I would call it the modern awesome, more the romantic period awesome
DigitalSeahorse: sure, immediaely move the body
Laserbeaks_Fury: Jason wake up, I don't like this
Anaerin: Violet, you're carrying a BUNCH of meds, maybe use some of those?
UltraVioletVodoo: hurray jason is dead
lamina5432: it took her like a minute to scream jason
Jensling:
aww, the cutscenes don't respect your wardrobe choices?
DrLigmaPhD: I died as I lived, with terrible hair
Saintnex: oh no, I feel much. emotion. right now
niccus: why was he in danger?
Spacepup: JASON..... JASON.... JASON
Fanklok: Who is this man and why should I care
sethtriggs: Is she doing CPR on his clavicle?
spethycakes: GASP
Sorator13: G and I are having the same reactions here
brainbosh: CPR, for...dino bites? what happened
Astramentha: cpr, fixes literally anything
Foxmar320: Have you tried pills? You have so many
AutonomousTurtle: wow, they just really didn't want to animate that cpr
betweenmyself: bent elbow chest compressions not gonna do much
Megaparsec256: you can't have a dramatic moment about this character when we know *literally nothing about him except his name*
UltraVioletVodoo: whats wrong with her face
trainpants: wake up jason if I have to be trapped in this game so do you
ErynTzun: Doesn't even look like she's touching him when doing CPR
Spacepup: Aw good.... he's alive.
mama_turtle13: That is horrible cpr
hackingducks: yep, that's how CPR works
notthepenguins: that's supposed to happen, not rough...
lamina5432: Like the VA is decent is the saddest part
pimiento: what a moaner
DiamondMX: Uhh, CPR is kinda supposed to break ribs.
Sorator13: why does he still sound like he's tlaking through a phone?
dumbo3k: I'm pretty sure if you do CPR right, you are supposed to pop a few tibs?
patrick_stonecrusher: wandering Tamriel
owangel1: He was faking chat
electra310: If she didn't break his ribs she didn't do it hard enough
TehAmelie: he was just sleepy
Aenir798: don't you know Graham, CPR cures all ailments
Saintnex:
the 
did we just do?
ErynTzun: Pump out the dino bites
Foxmar320: He just wanted a kiss
anyGould: You're pushing the HP back through the body.
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Patorik: They kiss like someone bumping barbies together
Arclight_Dynamo: He's in the suit!
sethtriggs: That makeout is like kissing a fish. also whoooooooa that boobsocking in the sweater
Astramentha: oh he’s senpai
Tangsm: You aren't super invested in this relationship that has never been mentioned until now?
abbienli: Sorry what game are we playing?
protojman: funny you asked Graham
Sorator13: well, we met in the Bioengineering lab, so clearly we're in love
Megaparsec256: there's something so wrong about his eyes
NotCainNorAbel: what??
Anaerin: @dumbo3k You're not *supposed* to, but it can happen. And ribs heal.
Aenir798: WHAT?
UltraVioletVodoo: im not sure?
Rhynerd: Look, the leftover animations from Quantum Error had to go somewhere.
Vonbane: maybe?
matthaus_c: WHAT
spethycakes: "I know how to handle a weapon" was the proper response
owangel1: Excuse me what?
Foxmar320: wat
lamina5432: wait so we didn't even know them for like a week
DeM0nFiRe: That was not an acceptable answer to the question
Saintnex: huh??
gawag_: how would you be unsure of that>??>?
notthepenguins: "I FORGET"????
chanterelleton: idk maybe i've used guns hehe
betweenmyself: *shrug*
BillTheCat: HOW ARE YOU NOT SURE
ghyllnox: ???
Metatality: ????????
sethtriggs: lol wut
GreyThey: I'm not sure?!
Sethalidos: @dumbo3k yep that's what they tell you is that it will sound like stepping on a group of crackers
northos: I presume amnesia?
MacbethSeemsSus: *sigh*
Thefluffiestguineapig: HOW ARE YIOU NIT SURE MY DUDE
fastlane250: What kind of response is that?!
FluffyBunnyFeet7: its a bullet squeezer, nothing to learn
ErynTzun: Does she have amnesia too?
aClonedPickle: "I dunno! i black out around guns a lot!"
Megaparsec256: there's some kind of an amnesia plot i think
BrindleBoar: if you're gonna rip off Aliens at least go whole hog, fuck
DigitalSeahorse: if he can feel the CPR being done then it probably wasn't necessary
Foxmar320: Game is Code Violet
aquinas_0: her finger
Saintnex: ITS A YES OR NO QUESTION
KV1NN4: oh good she has amnesia starting 6 years ago i bet
Viewers_Like_You: "You're going to learn how to use one of these." (smash cut to HONSE)
spethycakes: oh, honey
empyreon: and he didn't immediately take it back? lol
aquinas_0: it is clipping
NimrodXIV: jezus
chanterelleton: finger clipping through the trigger guard lmao
ContingentCat: Not sure??
owangel1: Her finger is clipping through the fun
betweenmyself:
NRAmnesia?
NoxStryx: Does she have amnesia?
niccus: i wonder if Jason looks suspiciously like the game director or something
gawag_: GREAT gun noise
Aenir798: love the ear protection
anyGould: Oh, Alex is missing out!
SkylerRingtail: Where's the ear and eye pro?!
ErynTzun: DING ding DONG
Gekyouryuu: NO ear pro?
PharaohBender27: Well Graham, turns out he had a heart attack RIGHT before she showed up
phoenixletmeuseadashd: that is the worst techniuqe
TheMadS8nt: what in the ever living hell happened with her finger
Metatality: eyes nowhere near the sights
Anaerin: Phase your finger through the trigger-guard, that's fine.
lamina5432: he's to busy fluffing his hair
spethycakes: gunesia
Orestes290: Was it?
IsaTheEngie: outstanding technique
phoenixletmeuseadashd: alex needs a replay
sporkraptor: her finger is clipping through the trigger guard
TehAmelie: this gun shoots tinnitus
BillTheCat: you gotta hold it sideways
dumbo3k: Oh. he
spethycakes: firearmnesia
Orestes290: Oh.... no....
Vonbane: he's gonna get Me Too'ed
hackingducks: I can only imagine alex howling at this scene
sethtriggs: Always touch the belly when doing target shooting
NewtyNewts: while holding a gun? Really?
GreyThey: Ewww
BrindleBoar: they're just in a locker room, go to a fucking firing range
dumbo3k: he's wearing the scaley suit too! They are all tight!
lamina5432: that neck was a bit too long there
Spacepup: PDA IS NOT ALLOWED IN THE DINOSAUR FACTORY
schordash:
Astramentha: standard training SIR
sethtriggs: Uh oh it's a crash out angle
notthepenguins: "do not fraternize on the firing range you dinguses"
DeM0nFiRe: Buddy we'd all like to know what the fuck the meaning of this is
Rhynerd: I'm gonna be nice assume those beeps were the range target reacting to being hit.
UltraVioletVodoo: especially her?
matthaus_c: ohhhh we're a dino baby
Saintnex: one of them?
Foxmar320: Sus
Spacepup: Are we a dinosaur?
ContingentCat: Especially her?
Vonbane: is she a dino human, or robot?
TehAmelie: it's doubleplusunacceptable!
KV1NN4: "Women shouldn't be able to defend themselves from me -- I mean, monsters! That's our job!"
niccus: oh, you're part dinosaur, like samus
sporkraptor: holy crap the speaking animations are so god damn bad
UltraVioletVodoo: does he see her as a breeder or sumthin?
sethtriggs: "and go wipe off that moustache"
BillTheCat: the LIGHT
Spacepup: God please let us be a dinosaur.
abbienli: Behold....Dinobreak
Astramentha: ….what if we’d learn how to gun before this
NoxStryx: Why is his face sooo much worse then anyone else? It looks like he is being performed by jim henson.
schordash:
MacbethSeemsSus: Did he just give her a look over....
sporkraptor: what... the eye thing
gibbousm: I mean, I certainly would prefer fewer gun users
BillTheCat: yikes!
aquinas_0: it feels like their heads are floating over their bodies
ErynTzun: They're too important but wouldn't want them to know how to defend themselves.
Saintnex: barf barf barf
NotCainNorAbel: shoot him
sethtriggs: He's going to eat a bullet
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Ugh
Astramentha: I BEG YOUR PARDON
notthepenguins: WOW he went there
Foxmar320: Uhhhhh
Tangsm: Gross
Juliamon: shoot hiiiiim
BillTheCat: to WHOM please
Sorator13: GROSS
PharaohBender27: I feel like we already know what this guy's deal is
Sethalidos: oof
DiamondMX: "Pretty little girls" -> This man just volunteered as target practice.
notthepenguins: ok maybe we arent a dino he's just turbo misogynist
ghyllnox: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
NoxStryx: Cause she is half dino?!
sethtriggs: OH this dull surprise is great
abbienli: Face animation
Tiber727: "How do we make sure the audience knows that guy is mad?"
ContingentCat: Come on use that gun girl
anyGould: Oh, please tell me we see Mr. "pretty little girls" 's entrails soon.
sethtriggs: Yeop
PharaohBender27:
abbienli: jason
tidehollowcat: that sure did happen
BrindleBoar: JASON
spethycakes: Jason!
Spacepup: This is animated by someone whose never seen their own face in a mirror
GreyThey: Was she just holding the gun the whole time that conversation happened?
abbienli: jaaaaason
farley_f: ah the stereotypical chauvanist so that the other guy looks great
Astramentha: JASON
Saintnex: pfff
wiganlass: I’m surprised that guy didn’t have a bad German accent
tehfewl: She's Dino-preggers
RainyMint:
Thefluffiestguineapig: JASON
Foxmar320: Jason!
sporkraptor: nah he's gonna be the boss
Thefluffiestguineapig: SHAUN
iarethel0ser: Instant replay!
UltraVioletVodoo: all of that was such bad acting
sethtriggs: This guy has NO spatial awareness
notthepenguins: oh i thought he got gibbed by the door for a sec
Sorator13: omg with the replay?
NewtyNewts: Super-raptor!
BillTheCat: yessssssss
Foxmar320: Boss time!
BrindleBoar: humasaur!
matthaus_c: Dinomorph!!!
hackingducks: raptorman!
dumbo3k: the HYBRID!
ErynTzun: Condescending bastard, yeah so important.
Artificer0: Raptorman
notthepenguins: DINOMAN
Gekyouryuu: Ty-man-osraurus!
betweenmyself:
Land of the Lost? 
UltraVioletVodoo: uhhhhhh dino human hybrid?
sethtriggs: Oh hey this boss does have cake!
aquinas_0: this is from land of the lost!!!
Spacepup: ITS JUST THE ARBITOR
Arclight_Dynamo: MANOSAUR!
KV1NN4: oh was this the baby boy wihtt he weird eyelids all growed up?
Foxmar320: Oh it's so goofy lol
spurius: a gorm?
gawag_: the eyes are so derpy
sporkraptor: Homo Dinosaurian
electra310: "Mom?"
Gekyouryuu: Ty-man-osaurus!*
crazycommie87: That Dinoman lifts
DigitalSeahorse: "Ow my fingies!"
matthaus_c: LMAO
Anaerin: Finally, the author's OC!
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh my god that roar SUUUUUUCKs
GreyThey: 😂
Foxmar320: hahahaaaa
ErynTzun: hahaha it's a Gorn from Star Trek!
Sethalidos: hey it's a goomba
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sleestaks!
Sorator13: hey wait, that guy doesn't have the parts necessary for breeding!
spethycakes: the hypsilophodon of my dreams
BillTheCat: amazing
owangel1: Oh look, it's the Gorn that Shatner fought?
pimiento: wow.
matthaus_c: was that IT??
TehAmelie: um when did the flashback end?
sethtriggs: Oh that shot framing
iarethel0ser: He gets knocked down but he gets up again.
Saintnex: woooow
patrick_stonecrusher: he shoulve yelled JASON too
Mai_Andra: "Dino Crisis: Resurrection" by Joss Whedon
bi0buster: Riveting boss fight.
Aenir798: ???
aWabbajack:
NoxStryx: Jason's face reminds me of Ohno Mr. Bill
BillTheCat: is it going down on you?
Foxmar320: omg
FluffyBunnyFeet7: video games have come a long way
DeM0nFiRe: what is that dino man doing
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
maxlethebeast: So did the dino-man close the door?
farley_f: is he motorboating her
hackingducks: lmao this is hilarious
ThrinagaBattleheart:
I feel like this game makes about as much sense as the last dinosaur game I remember from W+P
Mai_Andra: "momma?"
Patorik: Had to step away for a bit. Did Alex's motion sickness get the better of him?
Foxmar320: NOPE
Astramentha: STOP
anyGould: Mummy?
Sethalidos: dino love boobies?
sporkraptor: what the hell
Laserbeaks_Fury: Alien 3....Check
GreyThey: Someone saw Alien: Resurrection
betweenmyself: remember that part in Alien?
ContingentCat: Oh nooo
DigitalSeahorse: he just motorboated her
Astramentha: !adult
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Athelgar: is that a Gorn from Enterprise?
NimrodXIV: I too have seen Alien
sethtriggs: You can just imagine the implied whine in his voice
arcaneIllumination: What?
electra310: Thank god they didn't release this on PC, people might have made inappropriate mods!
hackingducks: IT IS A GORN!
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is just this guy's fetish game
aquinas_0: its a sleestack!
UltraVioletVodoo: did jason just open a blast door with his bare hands?
Thefluffiestguineapig: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Boy Scout jamboree.
Vinewood_OG: You can't fight a lizardmun! They're not even at Vasquez Rocks!!
DigitalSeahorse: they*
Foxmar320: Ok that "boss" fight was worse than I expected
Spacepup: It looks like the Arbiter from Halo.
ghyllnox: So, was that a... boss fight?
NewtyNewts: Good thing we're wearing that costume now
sethtriggs: That suit lifts and separates
RedArtifex: wtf just happened
patrick_stonecrusher: Taken By The T-Rex
Lazzared: it looks worse then the og godzila
pimiento: you gotta keep 'em seperated
gibbousm: I need an adult. I am an adult
ContingentCat: !adult
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BrindleBoar: You gotta keep 'em separated! We established this!
farley_f: the outfit to lift and separate
MacbethSeemsSus: Each boob fully separate. As god intended.
ErynTzun: the term is Boob Socks
wiganlass: I’ve worn crapper fitting bras
KV1NN4: Ok, Res Evil, Dino Crisis, The Matrix, Alien, Jurassic Park/World... what am I missing?
NoxStryx: @GreyThey It was literally on TV in the breakroom at work today.
sethtriggs: and instantly changed
Spacepup: Wait
owangel1: Where did the guy go?
notthepenguins: specialized vacuum sealed and supported boobsocks
Spacepup: where did Jason go
dooppatrol: This is the future liberals want
DigitalSeahorse: Sleestack xD
betweenmyself: Why was that? When was that?
Aenir798: he went through a door on the opposite side, I guess
Gekyouryuu: that was a Ty-MAN-osaurus, and his name is Rex
GreyThey:
@NoxStryx
Saintnex:
wait, he just d off?
EvilBadman: So that was fully "Are you my mommy" right?
ClodiumSoride: @dooppatrol I mean...
Megaparsec256: he went out the other door and hacked the door behind us, i guess?
Spacepup: Tymanosaurus is great
sethtriggs: Sure, why not!
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DigitalSeahorse: Sleestak*
UltraVioletVodoo: purple pills and a square cube of copper what a haul
owangel1: Excuse me, you were just next to each other
Patorik: So wait, I didn't see the start. Is that lady from the cutscenes us, and we just look different in gameplay?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Tymanosaurus is the only good thing so far
BillTheCat: rip
Gekyouryuu: @Spacepup ty. :3
Foxmar320: Did he go out another door???
northos: @Patorik yup
Sorator13: yeah, I'm confused
bbblehh: he got too excited and ran ahead i guess
Anaerin: You fell through a fourth, different door.
KV1NN4: the storyboarding in this game is atrocious
MacbethSeemsSus: Also nice four shot boss fight.
Megaparsec256: @Patorik yea there's outfit choices but only the base one counts in cutscene
hackingducks: ran ahead to get away from the dinoboating
dumbo3k: That was a heckuva boss fight, barely one clipozine of shotgun ammo to win
crazycommie87: Yeah wait a minute. Was that a different door?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also no boss fight I guess because boss fights are hard
TehAmelie: i'm sad for Alex cause he missed it
PharaohBender27: Jason's just trying to avoid her, isn't he!?
BrindleBoar: saw the dino in her cleavage and decided to give them some alone time
KV1NN4: Alex went out for milk
saintguard: I got up for a bit, was the boss fight a cutscene?
EvilBadman: Just have Let's Nope pick this up
Sorator13: Hey, we managed to 1. find pants and 2. find Jason, so. Goals accomplished, really.
Mai_Andra: Why did they switch to a different contractor to install *these* blast doors?
spethycakes: @TehAmelie who's to say it wasn't intentional?
hoveringhalibut: At least the boss fight wasn't long enough to get disappointed
Foxmar320: Graham knocked the boss on its butt in one shot. A+ no notes
betweenmyself: @Patorik us: there are a disturbing number of outfit options once you find clothing for the first time
Sorator13: GROSS
Spacepup: "What if it wants her the same way I do" IM SORRY?
ErynTzun: hmm just reminding myself what Sleestak look like. On no they have huge eyes and not really a dino head. More Gorn than sleestak.
Julian_Rogue: Welcome To Jerrasic park
DigitalSeahorse: hope Alex isn't still queezy
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, was the bad graphics making him sick?
bbblehh: oh the california redwoods
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ThrinagaBattleheart: Oh of course there's a photo mode too
Saintnex:
what an utterly dumb game
hackingducks: this game is very Gorny
ThrinagaBattleheart: For the... exciting gameplay and background visuals, right
Lazzared: i have psp games that look better
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ErynTzun: Photo mode with Festive Dino Jammmies
gibbousm: So, how much of this purchase can you use as a tax write-off?
MacbethSeemsSus: Well, she doesn't remember if she had
matthaus_c: she was not sure she'd used a gun before!
northos: oh yeah I didn't even think about that timeline lmao
aerohydra: she thinks
GreyThey: Well, she wasn't sure if she had
spurius: maybe, she did not know
Charlie_Victor7:
1000
Thefluffiestguineapig: She thinks
Vonbane: she's "not sure" she used a gun
Saintnex: She wasn’t sure if she did G lol
Sorator13: Yknow G said going into this that it was their favorite kind of garbage, garbage that was earnestly made. And I'm beginning to suspect that it was NOT earnestly made.
betweenmyself: oh right, I think the Tutorials option leads to just text blurbs, no vids or photos
KV1NN4: A week ago she was a perfectly submissive female
electra310: Not true, she didn't know if she had
arcaneIllumination: She didn't remember if she ever used a gun.
ghyllnox: She *might* not have used a gun before
sethtriggs: yknow, like you do
lamina5432: also she only knew jason for a week
BillTheCat: she's Born Yesterday right?
aquinas_0: I thought we learned that the creators where scalies?
Foxmar320: Wow they even call it simon says
ErynTzun: Did they brainwash her or does she have amnesia?
spethycakes: Yeah, I have four letter word combinations, too, game
EvilBadman: I think the not remembering is something with memory fuckery
Sethalidos: make sure to tell Alex about the dinosaur motorboat
TehAmelie: could she be. . . highly trained killer with blocked memories? never seen that before
NotCainNorAbel:
500
NoxStryx: She doent remember because she is a Clone/Hybrid
matthaus_c: so how would you know to use the blacklight short of reading that exact blurb
DrLigmaPhD: The gun is in a box with a vial of poison and some cesium
Foxmar320: Very bad
MacbethSeemsSus: A game so bad it actually hurt Alex
BillTheCat:
poor alex 
lamina5432: it did hurt even me
sethtriggs: Thanks for stream
ErynTzun: oh no did that make him ill?
Larkonus: The torture is over!
sethtriggs: and get well soon Ale
pimiento:
Megaparsec256: yea real fair
Sorator13: My regrets to Alex as well
GreyThey: Sometimes the bad game beats you
crazycommie87: Thanks for the stream!
DeM0nFiRe: Understandable, just watching that gave me a bit of a headache lol
terrence_too: Thanks for the stream!
crazycommie87: Good night!
UltraVioletVodoo: no thats fair, i hope alex feels better
BusTed:
ErynTzun: Sorry Alex, feel better soon.
Aceviru: o7
Foxmar320: Im gonna miss Alex
DiamondMX: He's gone to a stream upstate
lamina5432: gnight
TheAinMAP:
EvilBadman: Mission failed successfully
spethycakes:
Drasvin: Alex needs a phoenix down
electra310: A little gentle CPR will set hin right
DigitalSeahorse:
matthaus_c: Alex Steacy Will Return
Fanklok: Alex has ben dead for 7 years
TreeGamer35: gnight! hope alex recovers quickly! this was a great. many good laughs
DigitalSeahorse:
sethtriggs: I had to avert my eyes a lot, that horrid camera was going to knock me sick
maxlethebeast: This game causes psychic damage.
Anubis169: !patreon
BillTheCat: by ME?
JadedCynic:
to Alex's recovery 
Ashmantle:
ThrinagaBattleheart:
@matthaus_c And it won't even take until Cade: The Tortured Crossing
DoubleGrinch:
Anubis169: !schedule
ContingentCat:
Thanks 
Mai_Andra: <Alex, weakly from the other room> "You... did this..."
KV1NN4: Poor Alex
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream!
Gekyouryuu: and Graham will now be quoted as saying "It was a fun... ...time."
Aceviru: Ooh
BillTheCat: ooh eerly eecess
KV1NN4: @Mai_Andra 100% XD
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I should tune in for that
Juliamon: Erika seems to currently be live doing an "EMERGENCY HOBBY STREAM" so...
TehAmelie: woo, a prepared presentation!
LordZarano:
Erika is painting right now in fact 
DigitalSeahorse:
Rhynerd: If I don't end up playing Infinity this thursday I'll have to catch Alex playing Routine
Gekyouryuu: ALL Collector or SUPPLEMENTED WITH Collector?
matthaus_c: the most decadent draft!
matthaus_c: Monday Night REPO
JadedCynic: ooh REPO!
EvilBadman: @Gekyouryuu All
Mai_Andra:
Hey, maybe we could play Anthem! oh... wait...
Gekyouryuu: rad
farley_f: MNREPO
TheAinMAP:
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Have a good night, wonderful LRRsmans and fellow viewers
Anubis169:
Nooooooooooo
morteica: Woooo! REPO! Can't wait!
Rhynerd: thanks for the stream!
Anubis169:
stream's over
Gekyouryuu: fitting I resub on a night with a dinosaur game
Sorator13: Thanks for the stream, G (and Alex in regrets)
matthaus_c: ass game, good stream!
Gekyouryuu: (the kyouryuu in my name means dinosaur, for context)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Alex I'm sorry this game made you feel sick
matthaus_c: @Gekyouryuu we won't let Violet get to you
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Gekyouryuu: @matthaus_c I'm a simple lizard who wishes to become a human woman. just need to start HRT-rex
TehAmelie: it's fine, Violet has never used a gun before
MacbethSeemsSus: Thank you for enduring that on our behalf
Dog_of_Myth:
Anubis169:
Thank you G & Alex
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
Aceviru:
Ashmantle:
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
matthaus_c:
@Gekyouryuu A+
NotCainNorAbel: lovely
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
LordZarano:
Gekyouryuu: have a good night, G
matthaus_c: thanks for the stream, chief
Anubis169:
baaaaai
PharaohBender27:
Vinewood_OG:
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TehAmelie: i recall Silent Hill made a point of the player character being bad at fighting. cause of the horror of disempowerment
TehAmelie: they thought they made a horror game here right
TehAmelie: don't think making the camera get in the way works as well
LordZarano: Previous game by TeamKill Media include Quantum Error, Metacritic's 4th worst game of 2023
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