Manae: Strangely quiet
Earthenone:
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TXC2: CONTACT
TXC2: SOUNDS!
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ihlendrax: !box
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TheAwkes: That bitterblossom on legs, tho.
anhakha: Is this the first early access vid of lorwyn? I can't remember if they do multiple or not.
BrowneePointz: they do a ppr and one early access
BrowneePointz: wotc doesn't do multiple ea
anhakha:
Thanks 
Strebenherz: Howdy y'all
TXC2: hello Strebenherz welcome
anhakha: I want to see forced treefolk.
Strebenherz: Yess. Ent time buss yeah
anhakha: I imagine elves, goblins, faeries and merfolk are more reliable... but i want to see the treeeees
TXC2:
Ents are later in the year...in the hobbit set 
Strebenherz:
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anhakha: Were there ents in the hobbit? I haven't actually read it, and I haven't seen the movies in years.
Strebenherz: Hobbit no
midnight_0il: No ents in the hobbit
TXC2:
anhakha no, but I don't let the truth stop me from making bad jokes 
Artificer_Evan: oh I'm on time for once
anhakha: Fair xD
TXC2: Here we GO!
Artificer_Evan: Shame that I will have to leave early
Strebenherz:
anhakha: Wooo!
TXC2: Hello Cori and Kathleen
RandomTrivia: Wooooo!
seanmrwick: hello!
RandomTrivia: More like lore-win, am I right gamers?
TXC2:
time for more wins on Lorwyn
anhakha: Trees...?
CommiePuddin: Lorwyn, where lore wins!
Flyingdelorion: Hello Kathleen, Cori, and chat! Happy Lorwyn day!
couchboyj: Are you Lor wynning yet?
DiscordianTokkan: Behold!
BrowneePointz: let's watch the video!
Bruceski: Went to sign up for a LGS prerelease and they're already all sold out. So, you know, good news for the popularity of the set and the health of the store, bad news for me.
anhakha: I have not.
TXC2: hello Flyingdelorion welcome
RandomTrivia: The Jim Henson?
LidofLoathing: I haven't
dungeonmasteralek: I Have not!
Strebenherz: I'll watch it again
RatherLargeToad: needs more muppets
TXC2:
when this finished for me, I had to skip it to make it actually end
public_key_reveal_party: @ratherlargetoad I now just want a bunch of elementals with big flappy mouths
ZestyFungus: ':o
Raincoast_Bear:
Good morning ladies. Happy Wednesday. 
Chenderle:
anhakha: But whether he is evil or good, oko is still sexy.
BrowneePointz: Insectoid! THat's one of the two main Faeries types in Daggerheart as well!
TXC2: "what if an insect was sexy...."
CookieMom: I hope they bring back Faerie bullshit. I enjoyed that a lot in Lorwyn.
RandomTrivia: @anhakha That's like, most of his characterization and probably personality too
Mai_Andra: some of these boggarts look like Rankin/Bass goblins, and I am 100% here for it.
seanmrwick: why does this remind me of a callback to an early episode of Friday nights when Kathleen called dibs on the Faeries?
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public_key_reveal_party: Have you not heard of hollow knight?
seanmrwick: @TXC2 That's like asking "what if Githyanki were made sexy"
Raincoast_Bear: @BrowneePointz The other type is Teriyaki.
RatherLargeToad: scuba owl
raulghoulia: hey Vorthos' whats a Lorwyn Lore Win?
seanmrwick: Reading the cards explains the cards
TXC2: raulghoulia Auntie grub is a card now
anhakha: Wubrg
Ashmantle:
category still shows as games+demos for me 
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ekplayscards: NOGGLES OR RIOT
TXC2: 4/5 for 5 is iffy imo
BrowneePointz: ek
BrowneePointz: there's one noggle, and one spell that turns something into a noggle
raulghoulia: @Ashmantle Still garbage day
couchboyj:
Channel in your pool?
anhakha: Treeeees
BrowneePointz: all spells cori
BrowneePointz: oh nope nvm i'm an idiot
TXC2: brawl spell yeah
RandomTrivia:
@raulghoulia What is an early access event if not a demo? 
BrowneePointz: ignore me
BrowneePointz: and my shame
ZestyFungus: Is this a hint at a new conspiracy set?
Mumpaaah: Conspire not Convoke.
anhakha: 4 might be good for fixing
BrowneePointz: @ZestyFungus probably not. Conspire is intentionally limited by design cuz they were afraid of it being busted
BrowneePointz: it's more in for a cameo to og Shadowmoor
ZestyFungus: Ah, fair.
CookieMom: Kill and Mill
public_key_reveal_party: Both ideally, but those creatures know what they did
Chenderle: "she only desires death"
ladyjessica:
while 2+3 is what you’ll normally do the bonus is that you don’t have to 
couchboyj: Blight is the BW theme
TXC2: these some catfish looking Merfolk
TalpTheScot: it is 2 mana cheaper
BrowneePointz: yea the Merrow of Lorwyn either look like Catfish or like...flowers kinda
anhakha: Black white, maybe splash.
TXC2:
BrowneePointz that some buckwild dimorphism in the species
Mangledpixel: force noggles, or Norse foggles?
EvilBadman: 144 months? Gross
RandomTrivia: A year squared
RandomTrivia: @EvilBadman Hehehehee
pleonasticTautology: g'morning
TXC2: Mangledpixel sounds like a type of Ale
couchboyj: Check your gold cards for signpost uncommons?
TXC2: hello pleonasticTautology welcome
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 hi txc2 :3
pleonasticTautology: yesterday i picked up most of the golgari elf deck i'm making; all that's missing are the ecl cards (and cavern of souls)
RandomTrivia: "help, help, I'm being repressed!"
Bruceski: My brain goes to Nobby Nobbs
pleonasticTautology: @RandomTrivia bloody peasant!
Mangledpixel: Looks like he wouldn't be out of place in the Ankh Morpork Watch
anhakha: You can pay the blight ability on your rares to spend those -1/-1 counters too.
TXC2: there's an alpha strike
BrowneePointz: it's basically a removal spell
EvilBadman: what's your gold, any signposts?
couchboyj: And or changelings
Wiliart: How many kithkin/changelings do you have in the deck?
pleonasticTautology: that scarecrow is REALLY good for vivid
pleonasticTautology: i mean, you're AT 41
pleonasticTautology: the typical kathleen color
pleonasticTautology: *count
CookieMom: Puca's Eye does give you a free card draw though.
Marvoleath: Games + Demos category, is this intentional?
EvilBadman: u/r looks slightly neat?
pleonasticTautology: oh yeah no
pleonasticTautology: just thinking out loud
Mangledpixel: oh yeh Twitch category is still set to Games + Demos from W+P
couchboyj: Might be worth it to check your green for kithkin
Elenodul: very low creature count in G/R
pleonasticTautology: @Mangledpixel ope
RixtonSnek: Might splash the command if it was me, but I'm greedy~
RixtonSnek: and the changlings that get you the land?
glitched_goddess: “what can I touch” is so real lol
Bruceski: I like that Changeling icon. Is that new with this set or do I just not see changelings often enough?
TXC2: probably new with this set
WrightJustice: Snorse
ladyjessica: when I see “clachan” all I can think of is my hero academia.
Jethrain: Oh, they've changed the trigger order UI?
WrightJustice: New trigger UI that no longer hides the battlefield
TXC2: it changed today
Diabore: and they updated comet too, it rolls a d6 instead of a d20
couchboyj: Spellsnare is in the set
Mangledpixel: yeyeyeye
BrowneePointz: okay this music SLAPS
lightfut: Seems like they have the bloomburrow flute back with a new tune
BrowneePointz: nope
pleonasticTautology: is it mv 2 or less?
BrowneePointz: this is an Irish Flute
BrowneePointz: different type
pleonasticTautology: AH
Mangledpixel: those good good ulliann pipes
TXC2:
next we need a Scottish set so we can have Bagpipes
Mangledpixel: just a continuous drone
pleonasticTautology:
@TXC2 eldraine 
pleonasticTautology: give me hurdy gurdy music
BrowneePointz: there is bagpipes txc2
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
TXC2: gurd my hurds
TXC2: hello Lysander_salamander welcome
ladyjessica: hurdy my gurdy
pleonasticTautology: hisander, lysander
BrowneePointz: you can hear an irish flute and Uilleann pipes
TXC2:
BrowneePointz oh really? I always play arena with the sound off
Mangledpixel: everything asplode
BrowneePointz: sounds like the music swaps between lorwyn and shadowmoor. nice touch
TXC2: I mean, Arena IS a game....
pleonasticTautology: magic magic magic
Diabore: technically as its nots out this is a demo *pushes glasses up*
goombalax: what is early access if not a demo of a game
TXC2: there we are
RandomTrivia:
Trebs42:
pleonasticTautology: i'm so excited for this weekend
pleonasticTautology: doing 6 prereleases :3c
Diabore: sorcery so we couldnt in combat though
TXC2: "Rendered" really could take off as yet another word for "muscular"
Mangledpixel: rendered, like pork fat
TXC2:
pleonasticTautology are you planing on sleeping this weekend?
pleonasticTautology:
@TXC2 yes! none of them are overnights, and also one of them is this upcoming wednesday
TXC2:
Mangledpixel
WrightJustice:
Huh weird the battlefield seems broken, it should shift towards lorwyn the more you're winning in life from what I've seen elsewhere 
TXC2: pleonasticTautology ah, so there is some spreading out
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 yep! 1 on friday, 2 saturday, 2 sunday, 1 wednesday
TXC2:
pleonasticTautology ah, I was thinking it was 3 and 3
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 naw, mox isn't running enough events hehehe
pleonasticTautology: but all the lorwyn prereleases in town ARE sold out
pleonasticTautology: which makes me VERY happy
Diabore: you can put 2 on it though
Diabore: !card eclipsed kithkin
LRRbot: Eclipsed Kithkin [{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Kithkin Scout [2/1] | When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a Kithkin, Forest, or Plains card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
pleonasticTautology: lorwyn was also our very first set
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Diabore: blackthorn attacking trades with just a 1/1
glitched_goddess: walker returns to hand right?
pleonasticTautology: not even tapped
pleonasticTautology: that's sick
pleonasticTautology: NICE
pleonasticTautology: SICK
TXC2: chain it!
RandomTrivia: Yeah, changeling synergy!
BrowneePointz: it's just a 5 mana colorless 3/3 flyer right?
GredGredmansson: so i hear there's a dynamic board change that's supposed to happen on these, is this true?
RevolverRossalot: The Brisbane Outriders are a frustrating size on this board!
EvilBadman: @GredGredmansson lol it's literally the early access event
GredGredmansson: @EvilBadman is that a yes or a no
BrowneePointz: gred
BrowneePointz: we're on the start of our 2nd game
BrowneePointz: we don't know
pleonasticTautology: this recursion whips
Mangledpixel: I always thought Changeling and Shapeshifter should be the other way around (Changeling as the creature type and Shapeshifter as the ability), because Changeling is a thing you ARE and shapeshifting is a thing you DO
RevolverRossalot: Yes, that's a version of the board that has an 'advantage bar' based on the ratio of player life between lorwyn-shadowmoor.
RevolverRossalot: *there's a version, sorry
GredGredmansson: @RevolverRossalot so what determines if that is on or not?
RevolverRossalot: This one seems to be wholly shadowmoor. Can't say why.
GredGredmansson: voxy's was the same
TXC2: Mangledpixel problem was Shapeshifter was already a creature type
Mangledpixel: TXC2 yeh, I know
TXC2: maybe the board is a graphics setting ?
Diabore: oh we die
TXC2: !card kinbinding
LRRbot: Kinbinding [3WW] | Enchantment | Creatures you control get +X/+X, where X is the number of creatures that entered the battlefield under your control this turn. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token.
RevolverRossalot: So uhhhh
Lysander_salamander: interesting
Wiliart: Strong pool, opp.
Jethrain: Everything gets +4
Lysander_salamander: wow nice
RandomTrivia: Uhhhhh
Mangledpixel: suuuuuper dead
Treygdor: W0W
RandomTrivia: We may be slightly dead here
TXC2: turbo dead
Bugberry: just in case Settle the Wreckage
owlprices: settle the wreckage is on the bonus sheet after all :6)
A_Dub888: Good Morning gamers, what level of Lordowyn are we?
EvilBadman: May I humbly request a look at red/blue
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 welcome
anhakha: The equipment works as a combat trick.
GredGredmansson: apparently the hybrid background option is within Graphics settings
goombalax: they should make a card thats better than bark of doran called Bite of Doran
Voidhawk42: @goombalax exactly the same, but it fights when it enters
Jethrain: !card figure of fable
LRRbot: Figure of Fable [{G/W}] | Creature — Kithkin [1/1] | {G/W}: This creature becomes a Kithkin Scout with base power and toughness 2/3. / {1}{G/W}{G/W}: If this creature is a Scout, it becomes a Kithkin Soldier with base power and toughness 4/5. / {3}{G/W}{G/W}{G/W}: If this creature is a Soldier, it becomes a Kithkin Avatar with base power and toughness 7/8 and protection from each of your opponents.
GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun so, this board has a unique mechanic to it, but to activate it you have to go to Graphics settings and turn on "Hybrid Backgrounds"
GredGredmansson: you can do it mid-game
Diabore: you might be able to get there by just hitting esc now
Mangledpixel: *grabby hands* gib gam
Diabore: huh, it used to not cancel, thats new
Diabore: i fixed it
TXC2: Diabore sometimes you can, sometimes you can't
anhakha: Wait, what are hybrid battlefields?
CookieMom: People do love Orko.
pleonasticTautology: @anhakha that
TXC2: anhakha new to this set it seems
TXC2: Stuff! Things! Excitement!
A_Dub888: @TXC2 Game Actions!
pleonasticTautology: yeah, elves are very graveyard matters/reanimator
HiimDant: why does their sealed pool have so many good cards?
RevolverRossalot: Luv 2 take game actions!
Bugberry: yummy graveyard
A_Dub888:
Bugberry: Lorwyn didn't have Hexproof, or was it something with it unkeyworded?
lightfut: Only as a sorcery? How dare
pleonasticTautology: @Bugberry selfless seems to only have been in eclipsed
Mangledpixel: speaking of wanting to get rid of a body...
DrLigmaPhD: Twink located!
RockPusher: ah!
MasonzeroGaming: @Bugberry I may have missed the context but hexproof wasn't keyworded until several years later, but original Lorwyn did have shroud cards.
BrowneePointz: not a twink
BrowneePointz: too buff
RockPusher: I got here just in time for the Oko voiceline times
RandomTrivia:
JKBalch: Bre seems to be a powerhouse
DrLigmaPhD: @BrowneePointz Twunk then?
MasonzeroGaming: @MasonzeroGaming oh and protection as well
Bugberry: @MasonzeroGaming yes, Shroud had just been keyworded in Future Sight earlier that year.
RandomTrivia: Like a reverse Archmage
Bugberry: Hybrid makes enabling Vivid with less than 5 colors much easier.
TXC2: Shroud needs to comeback IMO
GredGredmansson: really good with hybrid cards
RockPusher: They do not seem that enthused about guarding that well
GredGredmansson: like if you have the GU and the WB changeling that's two extra colors
TotalHell: The Gamer
RevolverRossalot: Not "you control" either, so you can ... Yeah, Cori got it!
Bugberry: turn it from a giant to a medium
TXC2: "you can just do that?"
BrowneePointz: She's gorgeous
BrowneePointz: that's what she does
BrowneePointz: jesper KILLED that art
Diabore: why are we running hallowed fountain over an island?
TXC2: Diabore we have that 3 mana W/U hybrid
RandomTrivia: Island also pays for that, though
Diabore: thats why i specified island, because an island does the same thing without having to shock ouselves to be untapped
TXC2: !card wildvine prowler
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TXC2: hmm, I can't explain the Hallowed fountain then
GredGredmansson: yeah do we really need the fountain?
Diabore: merrow could also be just triple blue
GredGredmansson: it's really just the eclipsed kithkin then
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qella46021: I think I am a Boggart but am probably just a kithkin.
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ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: be the boggart you want to see in the world
RandomTrivia: Oh, careful
Juliamon: Speaking of boggarts
pleonasticTautology:
does voxy only have graham's phone number
TXC2: get ready for a phone call
lightfut: Much yelling ensues
Strebenherz: Voxy!!
RandomTrivia: Don't beat her too bad or you'll hear her screaming from hundreds of miles away
Wiliart: Graham suddenly gets a call.
Gekyouryuu: hello, friends. has anyone yet made the joke that this stream could also be titled "Now Kith"?
djalternative: Yeah. She'll absolutely call after the game if she can. She has a losing streak against G
mastershake29x: someone in Voxy's chat at 3:11: Have I missed the traditional game against LRR?
Bugberry: call James over
RandomTrivia:
RandomTrivia:
RandomTrivia: Bigger than 3/4
RandomTrivia: *HLORF*
pleonasticTautology:
TXC2: oh we dead dead
Diabore: if the rare died the 3/1 would die, because itd have 1 damage on it (if we blocked)
RockPusher: Enjoy the delicious beets
RandomTrivia: That would work here, at least
RandomTrivia: 1 =/= 0, but it's close
TXC2: marked damage doesn't go away until the end of turn
Wa_Pox:
pleonasticTautology: it did
pleonasticTautology: there was one green floating for that faerie
RandomTrivia: Missing the 3rd land drop three turns in a row does tend to reduce your win%
Strebenherz: How far are y'all?
Bugberry: Sounds like late season 2.
TXC2: as I say, you can't keep a 2 lander on Arena
Lordofironstorm: Spoilers for a 10+ year old show
Lysander_salamander: It feels so weird seeing Avatar Last Airbender lore blurbs on the loading screen. It feels like I'm on tumblr seeing someone construct a shitpost.
pleonasticTautology: HAH
DrLigmaPhD: OKO!
RandomTrivia: @Lordofironstorm yeah, about that... the first season aired in 2005...
DrLigmaPhD: @RandomTrivia My back felt that sentence
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Oko, you go bro! We thought you were a no show.
RandomTrivia: @DrLigmaPhD My knees hurt just typing it
Lordofironstorm: @RandomTrivia I couldn't remember how old it was since I didn't see it until college. That said, God I feel old
Bugberry: @RandomTrivia I still remember seeing commercials with footage from the unaired pilot.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: This isn't the same voice as the original broko, is it?
RockPusher: We must protect Oko… for the voice lines you see…
TXC2: the unaired pilot is like half of season one in about 20 mins
BrowneePointz: wait...
RockPusher:
absolute Vorthos behaviour
GLHFMagic: "These leather pants are as tight as this match!" - a voiceline that wizards rejected
Bugberry: I forget, is there any legal way to watch the Avatar chibi shorts? I think they are on Youtube and they are definitely worth watching.
TXC2:
GLHFMagic
Lysander_salamander: Does transforming planeswalker cards happen very often?
BrowneePointz: wait holy shit is that Usman Ally voicing Oko?
GLHFMagic: hi franddddd miss u always
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Lysander_salamander Every couple years, I'd say.
Bugberry: @Lysander_salamander not often, but we have had the Origin planeswalkers that start as creatures, and Arlin Kord is a Werewolf planeswalker so that's kind of her gimmick.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Lysander_salamander Maybe every 4
pleonasticTautology: @Bugberry and then all the mh3 ones, like ral and tamiyo
TXC2:
Mh3 is not a real set
A_Dub888: Now I want to play Monster Hunter
Juliamon: Garruk Relentless was the first transforming walker and everyone forgets him
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @pleonasticTautology Also the cursed garruk, and the will and rowan ... I wanna say there are more
Bugberry: AC and TF2 are the abbreviations that show up a lot in gaming for some reason.
TXC2: Bugberry and DS
TXC2: can you blame them?
RandomTrivia: He does have a very punchable face
Diabore: i like trade, flip, make elks
JKBalch: My Elps
TXC2: no elps today
RandomTrivia: Next turn we summon Emerson, Lake & Palmer
matthaus_c:
don't think your opponent could have won attacking you anyway 
BrowneePointz: walkers make people misplay a LOT
BrowneePointz: regardless of format
RandomTrivia: Loot is just a silly little guy
BrowneePointz: he's actually a really joyful ray of sunshine
TeoKuda: eldrain PTSD
DrLigmaPhD: Loot is a lil' guy but not bastard
Abelzumi: hardly knew us
Gekyouryuu: *censored for TV John Goodman voice* "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FLIP A STRANGER FOR SOME ELPS!"
Brozard: more like Smoko amirite
GredGredmansson: we can +2 him
TXC2:
it's wild his abs are that good considering he's sitting down all the time
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I'm heading to New Capenna. Would Loot be cute in a zoot suit??
DrLigmaPhD: Run Away Together always has such a sweet vibe flavor wise
Juliamon: TXC2 Constant crunches
TXC2: Juliamon indeed
TheAwkes: Oko has never had a glass of water in his life.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ^
Statist42:
Hi friends! 
matthaus_c: Finn Bálor and Oko shaking hands about their BMI
Alness49: @TheAwkes Oko IS the glass of water
TXC2: hello Statist42 welcome
Bugberry: how can he be thirsty when he's always glistening?
RandomTrivia:
The game actions!
pleonasticTautology: run away together, the opening track off of carly rae jepsen's e•mo•tion
TXC2: if he's sweating, then the water is NOT on the inside were it needs to be
Juliamon: Bugberry "Here, my liege, a glass of water." "Oooooops, I spilled it..."
Bugberry: @Juliamon must have a drinking problem, like in Airplane.
RandomTrivia: Bouncing the enchantment creates two blockers mid-combat, which is always fun
sithenin: Not a complaint, just a curiosity. I thought LRR did scheduled ads to prevent join ads, but I just got a join ad.
RandomTrivia: Oh butts it's only creature
RandomTrivia: That makes way more sense
TXC2: sithenin they do, they just haven't ran an ad break yet today
sithenin: No issue, just was curious
itsaysTRUENO: a horrible nightmare and a rainbow on the same card art. thats MTG for ya.
A_Dub888: what does coerl taste like?
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sithenin: forgot my sub lapsed
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RandomTrivia: Ooooh
northos: tricksy
RandomTrivia: Right because it's a 0/0 rather than */*
Jundinator: @sithenin Me too
RandomTrivia: That's clever
Jundinator: Hi Lrr. Did we sealed?
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Diabore: eat that chumpion
Jundinator: Oops
RandomTrivia: Oofa
itsaysTRUENO: green moment
CaptainSpam: Rude.
RandomTrivia: Oh they just had it
northos:
on board tricks? it really IS Lorwyn 
TXC2: poo butts
Jundinator: Anyone know if we sealed or did we draft
northos: @Jundinator this is sealed
Diabore: @Jundinator sealed
Jundinator: Nice
RandomTrivia: Wait no the trick
RandomTrivia: The on-board
Jundinator: So how is the fixing Kathleen... I mean the lack of
RandomTrivia:
TheAwkes: Having them spend their spells like that at least means your blocks stopped 10 damage.
TXC2:
northos time for Jon Finkel to win a pro tour again
RandomTrivia: Nobody saw that
Earthenone:
they should put a giant jesters cap or something on the combat tricks to get rid of them like they did with the bow and secret reach
Jundinator: Like im guessing vivid is absolutely a trap in limited
matthaus_c: Hybrids help you get to 3 colours well enough
RandomTrivia: Oh the spell exiled itself
Jundinator: With nothing at common anyway
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lamina5432: new blockgame dropped
Raincoast_Bear: We were HyTaling.
SergeYager:
pleonasticTautology: voxy was out for blood
SergeYager: i bring the luck!
SergeYager:
Diabore: wat?
TXC2: BIG WIN!
MungoDude:
Jundinator: Oh no. Where's Graham
Diabore: that was sooooo early
TXC2: people scared of Oko
tyrsredritehand: Stupid sexy Oko!
EthirealPlayer:
is that stupid sexy oko 
?
RandomTrivia: Weird that nobody wants to see Oko's backside
RandomTrivia:
pleonasticTautology: @tyrsredritehand it's like he's wearing nothing at all
Jundinator: People afraid he's Broko again
Marvoleath: I dont think he can be a bastard, given he was created with no father
A_Dub888: Tight Pants Oko
jolly_does_art: sincere question: is there a lore reason for Oko to be shirtless?
Vinewood_OG:
tyrsredritehand:
@pleonasticTautology 
Joes2silly:
Bugberry: @jolly_does_art hates authority
Jundinator: @jolly_does_art No
itsaysTRUENO: Alexa, play Lorwyn-Oko Flow by Enya
TXC2: Marvoleath if his mom wasn't married at the time of his birth, he's legally a bastard
pleonasticTautology: "birth" is load-bearing
A_Dub888: @Jundinator Oona must’ve been in a specific frame of mind
EthirealPlayer: are there any common cards that have really stood out in this event?
Jundinator: @A_Dub888 Is oko related to Oona?
BrowneePointz: Oona created him to basically be a vessel she could control, and he had a crap upbringing. Oko never had a chance
Marvoleath: @TXC2 what if he was never born, technically speaking?
TXC2: pleonasticTautology in Oona's case, "concepted" (not conceived) might be closer
BrowneePointz: yes Oko 's Oona's Firstborn
BrowneePointz: and King/Prince of Shadowmoor
Marvoleath: @Jundinator according to newest story she made him and his sister as potential reincarnations of herself
pleonasticTautology: prismatic has vivid so they could've gotten 2
Jundinator: @Marvoleath Who's the sister
pleonasticTautology: we're thinking of putting it in our chocobant deck
Marvoleath: @Jundinator Maralen
Jundinator: @Marvoleath Wasn't she originally an elf?
BrowneePointz: no
Marvoleath: @Jundinator yes
BrowneePointz: Maralen is a Fae that looks like an Elf
Jundinator: !card maralen
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pleonasticTautology: @Jundinator that was also before oona died
sithenin: I like this shifting board background, is it health based?
TXC2: retcons abound me thinks
TXC2: sithenin yes
CaptainSpam: Am I the only one bugged by the fact that the background, which looks like it slides left and right based on the players' life totals, was off-center when both players were at 20?
Bugberry: @Jundinator we already knew Maralen was created by Oona because Oona feared the Great Aurora that shifts the plane would make her lose her memories and made Maralen as a spare body just in case.
Marvoleath: !card maralen fae ascendant
LRRbot: Maralen, Fae Ascendant [2BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Faerie Noble [4/5] | Flying / Whenever Maralen or another Elf or Faerie you control enters, exile the top two cards of target opponent's library. / Once each turn, you may cast a spell with mana value less than or equal to the number of Elves and Faeries you control from among cards exiled with Maralen this turn without paying its mana cost.
TXC2: CaptainSpam no, it also bugs me
Bugberry: @Jundinator Oko being the prototype of that for Shadowmoor is the retcon/new information.
Marvoleath: @TXC2 Maralen's story is continuous, Oko's background was slightly retconed, but most of the info about it was not fully official
lifeandpain71: how’s everybody doing?
TXC2: Marvoleath fair enough
TXC2: hello lifeandpain71 welcome
A_Dub888: @lifeandpain71 looking at the board, we’re about 60% Shadowmoor
Strebenherz: What shifts the shadowmoor and lorwyn border around?
BrowneePointz: he had a single interview
Bugberry: Him hating Oona also fits his previously established hatred for authority figures.
TXC2: I guess retcon was the wrong word, maybe I meant arc weilding ?
BrowneePointz: where he said "childhood sucked, rules enforced on me, dad figure got killed, I sparked and never went back"
RatherLargeToad: kind of wanted him to be from someplace new. being from the other plane known for faeries is not that exciting
TXC2: *welding
Uniclonus: @Strebenherz Looks like relative life totals
Bugberry: @TXC2 retcons aren't inherently bad, this is just a decent example of how it can be done correctly when there is enough ambiguity to work with.
CaptainFuse: ooh. I did not know that I didnt want oko to sound liek that
Jundinator: Oh so then why does oko look semi human if he's from a plane without humans
Bugberry: Oko is your good stuff.
TXC2: Bugberry oh indeed, retcons are done to make more story happen
Marvoleath: I wonder if his backside sounds different, like in the story
Jundinator: We so dead
KodeMage: 11
BrowneePointz: also this kind of cements Oko as an Oldwalker
Diabore: trample
SnowBuddy18: trample for 1
SpoonfullOfSugar: 1 trample
KodeMage: trample for 1
xerjen: 1 trample
Marvoleath: 10 + 1 trample
RockPusher:
narset6691: the big guy had trample
pleonasticTautology:
tramampoline 
TXC2: BrowneePointz isn't OG lorwyn AFTER Time Spiral ?
Jundinator: Only had 9 toughness
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 yes
Jundinator: @TXC2 Yes
TXC2: we've been on for 2 hours
TXC2: !break
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TXC2: pleonasticTautology Jundinator thank you
ExachixKitsune: adn't
Jundinator: The mending is why Oona did the thing to Maralen
Bugberry: @TXC2 But we don't know how long before those events was Oko created. Might be an oldwalker but only by a few years.
RandomTrivia:
BrowneePointz: @TXC2 he was created long before the events of lorwyn
A_Dub888: @Jundinator iirc it was immediately after Time Spiral so there’s some wiggle room with the timeline
TXC2: BrowneePointz ah, fair enough then
Marvoleath: from the recent article: "Oko was the first avatar of Oona and an abysmal failure. Created to enact Oona's will when the plane turned to Shadowmoor,"
matthaus_c: I heard Oko turned Serra's Realm into an Elk
TXC2: I always assume that sets are taking place in chronological order, unless otherwise said, like with Brother's war
Bugberry: Yeah, the first book has a scene of Maralen the elf being "killed" and turned into the vessel, but it's not established exactly when that happens.
TXC2: and we're back
Marvoleath:
Speaking of lore, apparently Auntie Grub has a frog familiar named Smlurf 
bytecaster: Oko! Oko! Oko!
tdapenguin: @Marvoleath !!!!! Amazing!!!!!!
KaleidoscopeMind: flip! that! elf!
RatherLargeToad:
Strebenherz: @Marvoleath Yesss
EvilBadman: One of the break interstitials still advertises Magic Every Thursday
gualdhar: creative text writers are game developers too!
pleonasticTautology: i learned a bit more about creative text yesterday
hyalopterous: Flavor text is the best part
noSmokeFire: what flavor is smlurf? green apple?
Juliamon: It's been mentioned to them repeatedly
EvilBadman:
KaleidoscopeMind: Paham? Graul?
BrowneePointz: more folks do draft I think
pleonasticTautology: chat? funny? never
n3ther: but we're always funny D:
A_Dub888: Chat? Funny?
bytecaster: It's what we do!
ScrapyardGhostTrain: One of them is also still advertising Back in the Box, isn't it?
TXC2: !listen
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kumatsu: I was vibing, are you on sealed?
matthaus_c: the Graham-Paul Continuum
Marvoleath: @noSmokeFire I dont know, but it has a hat!
tdapenguin: Graul would also be a good name for a froggo
kumatsu: ok I can jam something together after this game
Juliamon: ScrapyardGhostTrain I mean, if the videos are still available, it's not wrong
Marvoleath: look at this frog with a hat
TXC2: !bluesky
RockPusher:
bytecaster: The elfchantment
TXC2: the enchelf ?
matthaus_c: peak Magic design is a Shock that's also a Goblin
TXC2: Shock goblin to the tune of rock lobster
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Juliamon True. But it's still not a current project.
sithenin: I wish I could use more of the special land arts, but my main brawl deck needs snow lands
TXC2: main problem with snow lands
matthaus_c: the buttplug islands are iconic
bytecaster: Punchy, wroom vroom, funge step
bytecaster: *flunge
pleonasticTautology: btw i do wear my lrr mtg step (beej edition) shirt to prereleases
EthirealPlayer: wait does the board react to the player's lifetotal?
TXC2: pleonasticTautology nice
pleonasticTautology: and also the incredibly comfy lrr 20th anniversary hoodie
sithenin: I like the stained glass lands
TXC2: EthirealPlayer this one does
northos: @EthirealPlayer it's a setting you can enable, yeah
EthirealPlayer: That so neat
A_Dub888: @EthirealPlayer ur neat
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Mr_Horrible: much golf was had
MrSarkhan: golf was enjoyed
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Golf, you say?
Mr_Horrible: I mean who isn't?
MrSarkhan:
Mr_Horrible:
FauksStarling: It's more tight oiled pants, I bet.
ghizmou: WOTC knows their audience
bytecaster: Whenever Oko's backside is not on the board, everybody should be asking about Oko's backside
bytecaster: Oh, the new board is neat!
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Diabore: now they can make 6 2/2's
Diabore: or they whiff on land
Ravynn: Almost the 12 year
TXC2:
Oko does so much abs work he neglects his glutes, they're flatter then an English pancake
bytecaster: No despots on this stream!
Wolfstrike_NL: Show Oko's backside!
Wiliart: Butt, we still want to flip Oko to his backside.
bytecaster: Showko, streamer!
Bugberry: less pancakes and more like a crep
evil_h2o_elf: aren't english pancakes more crepe-like?
Invitare: English pancakes are slightly thicker crepes
ghizmou: slighty thiccer than crepes
TXC2: in the UK we make THIN pancakes, and not a stack like in the US
Piratical_tendancies: english pancake - closer to a crepe style
Marvoleath: pancake with beans?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: No, they have like uninteresting crepes as pancakes in England, @loadingreadyrun
TXC2: hence the phrase "as flat as a pancake"
shoktile: Do we know if Oko stays in his Shadow Moore form if he planeswalks while in it, or does he become the Oko we've known again?
EthirealPlayer: Pancake with mushy peas?
Invitare: it's not a bad crepe
ExachixKitsune: hey
Forlorgen: the worse crepe in the world
hyalopterous: Wonder if that's ref to classic D&D villain Bargle
MungoDude: mm thick rather than ½ inches
Invitare: they're served with lemon and sugar
Voidhawk42: THICC crepe
bytecaster: Pancakes are seldom orbs
ExachixKitsune: I like uk pancakes
Vinewood_OG: Lo res waffle
evil_h2o_elf: A well made North American pancake should be very flat on at least one side.
RockPusher:
"So, what makes you want to work here at WotC?" "I wanna be a Bargler of the Coast!"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: They eat them for Shrove Tuesday/Mardi Gras. No, ours are fluffy.
Ravynn: The rice cooker one lol, that makes basically a cake
bytecaster: Rice cooker Pancakes are great!
DrgnWarrior13: Japanese pancakes are like cupcakes
Ravynn: The slow cooker pancake is no bueno
Voidhawk42: I'm from the UK. Our pancakes should be made thicker than crepes, but thinner than US pancakes. You should be able to fold them up
bytecaster: "You! You are crap now!"
TXC2:
make it..... 
kumatsu: so I crafted a sealed pool, and I ALSO opened Oko
bytecaster: We have so much card advantage
bytecaster: Oh, this board does also a flute, but a different one that bloomburrow!
TXC2: uh oh, sibling rivalry time!
Bugberry: you can bounce your own creature and the creature they stole back to your hand too.
wotc_ridikule: GG
RockPusher: Well bargled
wotc_ridikule: Do you have emotes muted? Just checking.
Marvoleath:
CaptainSpam: Is someone bargling with Yargle in here?
wotc_ridikule:
Just making sure they still work
TXC2: "tell me your government name" title of a love song right there
kumatsu: I had to tell a bunch of players "Tell me your Human Name" when I was working the big Riftbound event last year
n3ther: how much worse can it be than "Every Breath You Take"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TXC2 It's actually a country western song about bank robbers.
n3ther:
@thedepthandbreadthofseth
TXC2:
n3ther right? I've been to weddings were that's played
n3ther: @TXC2 OH NO
pleonasticTautology: @kumatsu oh was it a therian-only riftbound event?
TXC2:
thedepthandbreadthofseth
JKBalch: I swear there is a "tap another creature you control" deck in WU
owlprices: convoke is in this set
owlprices: and springleaf drum reprint
Bugberry: @JKBalch there is a lot of Convoke in UW, but most of the creatures here that care about tapping are Merfolk.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Wasn't that already a thing from ixilan?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Gran likes being tapped.
TXC2: good old Miss lead
Marvoleath: Ixalan fish were UG though, here they are mostly UW
Bugberry: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Lost Caverns had RW care about tapping things, but Merfolk in original Lorwyn already cared a lot about tapping/untapping.
HorusFive: I'm just here to chew bubblegum
RockPusher: Draws *are* possible… just unlikely and probably not from a healthy play pattern
TXC2: Draws on Arena are either the client broke, or someone did an infinite loop
thedepthandbreadthofseth: My inside hurt... Are there any adults in chat who can tell me what to do?
Marvoleath: !advice
LRRbot: Never give chat ideas.
AugmentingPath: @TXC2 you can also draw with symmetrical damage effects (earthquake and such)
Piratical_tendancies: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
Marvoleath: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I mean, relevant, but unhelpful.
Marvoleath: how about
TXC2: thedepthandbreadthofseth is this a hurt that you think a fart will fix?
Marvoleath: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have a garage sale of everything alive.
TXC2: AugmentingPath neat
Bugberry: @AugmentingPath There are also cards that make both players draw cards simultaneously.
JKBalch: !card Pummeler for Hire
LRRbot: Pummeler for Hire [4G] | Creature — Giant Mercenary [4/4] | Vigilance, reach / Ward {2} / When this creature enters, you gain X life, where X is the greatest power among Giants you control.
Lysander_salamander: are there day-night cycles for this set?
Marvoleath: fortunately no
ArdCollider: o7
Marvoleath: but there are some that can transform every turn
TXC2: Lysander_salamander no, but there are flip cards that you pay to flip
Lysander_salamander: well, that's cool
BrowneePointz: so because we almost never see Oko fight I wanted to reread the climax and drop some facts: They said his Shadowmoor self was taller than any elf on the plane, so Oko is *tall*. he disarmed and snapped someone’s wrist effortlessly, and moved faster than an arrow to intercept it AND turned an entire detachment of elves to rabbits with a wave of his hand. Oldwalkers are scary
dolphgrim: @Lysander_salamander It's kind of funny that day/night aren't here. In the story, are the characters able to control their transformations?
GredGredmansson: No.
GredGredmansson: the only "control" they have is "stay out of the day and/or night"
JKBalch: !shuffler
GredGredmansson: a few people have special amulets but that just PREVENTS them from transforming as they cross over
dolphgrim: @GredGredmansson I guess that's some kind of control
BrowneePointz: they can control changing only by using special reliquaries
Bugberry: @dolphgrim day/night also makes everything the same state, while in current lore the plane is both Day and Night simultaneously, with people literally attacking each other across the borders.
dolphgrim: @Bugberry *breaths heavily in werewolf* 😉
the_walloper: the duelist can untap whatever we bind
GredGredmansson: oh, I didn't realize that said "can't become untapped"
GredGredmansson: so that gets around the lord
dudmangus312: You guys are just the best.
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BrowneePointz: but yea we always joke about Oko having 5’11” energy but according to the story he might be over 7 freakin feet tall
dolphgrim: @dudmangus312 CORRECT!
Marvoleath: !card shimmerwilds growth
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Spades_Slicc: It's 1998 and a merfolk lord is being a menace. It's 2026 and a merfolk lord is being a menace
dolphgrim: This is why I never trust anyone named 'James' 😋
BrowneePointz: I mean they DID but he’s in the Marvel set so prof doesn’t care lol
dudmangus312: (I was first shown LRR during season 2 of the sketches. I have too many feelings which can ultialy be summirazied by (lrr are the best ))
Dromos_GHG: TMNT, Hobbit, Marvel, Star Trek
BrowneePointz: TMNT Marvel Super Heroes The hobbit trek
pleonasticTautology: i'm super excited for strixhaven and star trek
EthirealPlayer: very excited for star trek!
Forlorgen: Get that Garrick card
miramax26: I think the avatar set is pretty fun to play
Vinewood_OG: "I think UB is stupid. Wait, Star Trek. You son of a bus, I'm in!"
noSmokeFire: @Dromos_GHG Teenage Mutant Ninja Trekkies
hyalopterous: Garak
TXC2: Lorwyn-TMNT-Strix-Hobbit-Fracture-StarTrek I think is the order
Forlorgen: ooooooo
GredGredmansson: i'm probably most interested in Turtles out of all the UB sets this year
BrowneePointz: what txc said
Uniclonus: I'm much looking forward to Trek, but I'm worried they're going to leave out some important stuff
Bugberry: Hobbit has me excited since it seems like it'll cover a relatively smaller story and have a tighter focus compared to LOTR.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'm just really hoping there's an ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS counterspell or something
itsaysTRUENO: Garrick, son of Gloin
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EthirealPlayer: I'm very looking forward to the epithets from the star trek set
GredGredmansson: but all the in-universe sets for this year look amazing
pleonasticTautology: legend of korra battlebond 2????
Marvoleath: @TXC2 missing the Marvel one
RockPusher:
I am sure we are going to be getting *so much* content talking about working on the Star Trek set when they are allowed to in depth
miramax26: I like the walls of ba sing se
BrowneePointz: LotR is the dna on which magic is based on
TXC2:
Marvoleath darn
GredGredmansson: "When Zhu Li enters, do the thing."
Earthenone: i liked the cartoon for avatar, but i dident think it felt "magicy" enough for me LotR and FF were much better fits for me
hyalopterous: It's very foundational
Marvoleath: I wish the Avatar set had more Magic-y art though
BrowneePointz: and FF was cut from a lot of the same cloth which is why they were particularly resonant
DrLigmaPhD: Controversially(?) I really disliked Final Fantasy
Marvoleath: but I understand it's specific to the cartoon
GredGredmansson: i really enjoyed the FF set
BrowneePointz: oh yea I meant resonant vis a vis how it aligns with Magic’s natural fee
Bearudite: the FF set was also not very visually aligned
BrowneePointz: feel*
Marvoleath: EoE though, banger on all fronts
RockPusher: So close
BrowneePointz: well we’re getting weird ninjutsu in TMNT Cori
pleonasticTautology: i like the FF set but mostly because it got me fully back into mtg
Bugberry: Kamigawa made both Artitfacts and Enchantments matter in a very interesting way.
miramax26: I think a Harry Potter set would be fun
Vinewood_OG: EoE was awesome!
GredGredmansson: i didn't play a lot of edge but i thought it was ok
Bugberry: I like it when a type-matters archetype wants a variety rather than just a ton of that thing, like Party in Zendikar.
BrowneePointz: no thank you as a queer magic player Harry Potter can stay thehell away
DrLigmaPhD: I loved the days of the Gul Dukat twitter account.
Marvoleath: @miramax26 likely no chances given the whole terf situation
GredGredmansson: i have fond memories of those books but i will never read them again
RockPusher:
Lots of excellent 'lil froods in this set
Dromos_GHG: Strixhaven fills the Magic School spot
TXC2: I wager that Strixhaven was made so they wouldn't have to do a Harry potter set
itsaysTRUENO: I'm ready to embrace its tragic existence
Seventy111: Lieutenant seems very cool!
Laserbeaks_Fury: I like the wordplay so much, I'm going to point out it's a Retched Wretch, as in something just threw it up.
DrLigmaPhD: Strixhaven is also better for a number of reasons, not the least of which is being a university
Bugberry: @TXC2 I like how they made Strixhaven distinct enough from how HP does "magic school". They teach using magic, they don't teach how to magic.
Spades_Slicc: Chitinous Graspling notable RB staple
miramax26: out of all the souls born games which one did you find the hardest, I think it would be sekiro
GredGredmansson: @Bugberry i agree, its just subjects like "math" and "biology"
EthirealPlayer: how has thirst played in this set?
Bugberry: @GredGredmansson Also more of an American college rather than UK boarding school.
pleonasticTautology: @GredGredmansson i also like how strixhaven acknowledges that the multiverse exists, and like. studies it?
BrowneePointz: do you know what my out of left field UB set that’d be both quite deep and surprisingly well fitting for Magic would be Cori and Kathleen? Honestly, Warcraft.
TXC2: miramax26 Sekiro is IMO the easist
CaptainSpam:
pls don't ask chat when you only have three seconds left, you know that doesn't work.
Bugberry: @pleonasticTautology Ravnica and Dominaria for the longest time were the only "main hub" areas for multiversal travelers, so it's nice to have an alternative.
Marvoleath: !finquote left
Marvoleath: !findquote left
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GredGredmansson: @Bugberry i'm not sure if Arcavios is a hub in that sense, if anything recent events have led that to being Avishkar
TXC2: BrowneePointz if that leads to a Starcraft set, I'm all in
Earthenone: 2 mana, is a merfolk is also probobly needed
pleonasticTautology: @GredGredmansson yeah, but more like. "hey we acknowledge the outside multiverse exists and there's neat things we can learn about biology!"
DrLigmaPhD: @GredGredmansson I think of it like NYC, LA, and Chicago
Jundinator: So apparently when asked to name a creature type, there are placeholder options, like PlaceholderCreaturetype 470
Bugberry: @GredGredmansson I forgot, that one also would count. I was just thinking how the Lorwyn story established how many different planes send students to Strixhaven.
GredGredmansson: @DrLigmaPhD that's New Capenna
BrowneePointz: In lore Strixhaven has known of other planes for possibly millennia
GredGredmansson: @Jundinator funny, considering as of current we only have just over 300
Bugberry: @DrLigmaPhD I guess the rest are "fly over" planes.
TXC2: Acavos is the Princeton to Ravinca's New Jersey
andro6657x: Loose goosy
Marvoleath: I do miss the old springleaf drum, played with a fish
Seventy111: Not to harp on it but that seems like a very late WG signal
Jundinator: @GredGredmansson SaffronOlive just found it out
TXC2: !time
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GredGredmansson: @Jundinator i know we've added and removed various types, but i'm pretty sure we broke 300 with Duskmourn
loufghyslaufey: (whines) idk... the og idea of planes seemed fine. But a "white Liliana?" Is that future set speculation just UB-slop? Or a sloppy byproduct of supplemental UB line?
BrowneePointz: we think the White Liliana is a hint towards Reality Fracture
Bugberry: @loufghyslaufey I'm betting it's a setup for Reality Fracture, which we know is not UB related.
BrowneePointz: as a new Time Spiral event
Brozard: Pretty sure Maro has said on record that Reality Fractuer <> UB
Marvoleath: white Lili also feels more Planar Chaos
DrLigmaPhD: @Bugberry I mean Thunder Junction is just El Paso through Tuscon
pleonasticTautology: wait what
TXC2: White Liliana feels like a Time Spiral esque AU card
pleonasticTautology: white liliana?
noSmokeFire: you can't be saying that, White Liliana
Jundinator: White liliana
BrowneePointz: at the end of the story, the kids get back and she sees a version of herself dressed in white that says we need to have a talk
GredGredmansson: yeah Reality Fracture is probably going to be a "fixed" Time Spiral block
glitched_goddess: she’s probably asking for a manager
Narcuru: yeah at the end of the main story liliana was visted by a liliana who is dressed in white
Bugberry: I've wanted a "what if" for post-Mending events for a long time. Tarkir kind of did it but not really.
BrowneePointz: so for those who haven’t been reading the story
Seventy111: 5MV 1/4 not a big ooph
Jundinator: @GredGredmansson But time spiral doesn't need fixed
ContingentCat: does White Lilliana really like pumpkin spice lattes and that stuff?
TXC2:
also White Liliana could just be Jace yet again
Narcuru: and they ahve talked about wanting to do a planar chaos block for YEARS
Brozard: I saw an article referencing a MTG survey in 2024 with a test card of Reality Fractured Liliana
noSmokeFire: @TXC2 fun pranks to play on your ex
Bugberry: Planar Chaos that doesn't break the color pie.
Narcuru: so doing in universe things like people meeting AUs of themselves sounds really cool
DrLigmaPhD: @ContingentCat Overtaking PTAs?
GredGredmansson: @Jundinator a lot of the devs consider Planar Chaos to be a mistake with how many color pie breaks it had
Diabore: sneakling for a black card?
TXC2: noSmokeFire exactly
morgoth_bauglyr: opupa doupha
Jundinator: @Narcuru Absolutely not
RockPusher: good weird lil froods
RatherLargeToad: does white Liliana have a gotee?
n3ther:
Bugberry: I like the idea of "what if this planeswalker's first planeswalk was to X place instead of Y".
noSmokeFire: White Liliana sits down like Cmdr. Riker
GredGredmansson: @RatherLargeToad no she's not attacking the story ends with her wanting to speak with Black Liliana
Brozard: Leaf-Crowned is great
Narcuru: @Bugberry yeah exactly
A_Dub888: but you’re already big and cool
itsaysTRUENO: @noSmokeFire Liliana plays trombone confirmed?
BrowneePointz: Jace was horrified at the post invasion, decided he was going to heal the multiverse even if he had to break it first, cast a spell in the meditation realm with Ugin’s gem that went awry, disintegrated and reformed in the Meditation Realm, so white Lili is most likely Him trying to forcibly remodel reality
noSmokeFire: @itsaysTRUENO it's canon
thedepthandbreadthofseth: That's where "blue blood" comes from. Being pale enough to see your veins.
GredGredmansson: @thedepthandbreadthofseth huh, TIL
Earthenone: wayfinder is legally an elf
BrowneePointz: there’s a very abridged version of the story thus far
loufghyslaufey: @Narcuru Yeah, though Marvel's been doing that too, while its somewhat not working when adapted for live-action projects...?? lrrSHRUG
Narcuru: @loufghyslaufey sure but Magic did it before but the story, from what i remember at least, didnt have mian characters talking to themselves
Narcuru: @Narcuru the AU stuff from planar chaos didnt really come into the story outside of "world ending things happening"
GredGredmansson: yeah i don't know too much about the actual story of Time Spiral block except that it ends with The Mending
Bugberry: @Narcuru Yeah, the Planar Chaos story had very little time shenanigans, and no one met their alternate selves.
tsp397: Black green elf?
BrowneePointz: and in EoE we learned in AGES past there was a Fomori-Eldrazi War that the Fomori apparently lost or won with losses so heavy their Empire crumbled afterwards
TXC2: Planar chaos was more about AU stuff then time stuff
BrowneePointz: so there’s fun stuff brewing in the story
Narcuru: so telling a similar story (planar chaos without the color pie breaking stuff card wise), but this time the AU chatacters actually existing within the story seems really cool
TXC2: BrowneePointz I assume a pyrrhic victory for the Fomori
GredGredmansson: yeah i know the whole part of Time Spiral block was that it had a past set, an (alternate) present set, and a future set
TXC2: Narcuru agreed
BrowneePointz: and a fight spel
BrowneePointz: kindred rock
Diabore: assistance imo
GredGredmansson: @Narcuru yeah like, i can see White Lili still being very reanimator focused, and who knows maybe she can still make 2/2 White Zombie tokens
Marvoleath: White Liliana, Red Ajani, Black Garruk would all make sense lore wise, with just an event or two going differently in their stories
loufghyslaufey: I suppose... if they wanted to rewrite a narrative? Thaf a lot of Vorthos fans didn't like? Found controversial....ish!?
Narcuru: @GredGredmansson or maybe she stayed a cleric. maybe her brother never died?
GredGredmansson: I don't think Jace is going to be successful in what he is trying to do
Laserbeaks_Fury: The knives are also sharp and evil
TXC2:
Gids coming back from the Dead baby!
Marvoleath: Lili started as a healer, the necromancy and demonic contract were later, with desperation
BrowneePointz: they’re not rewriting anything. the current guess is whatever spell Jace tried in the Meditation Realm went partially right, and is trying to rewrite reality to some extent in the background @loufghyslaufey
GredGredmansson: @Narcuru or he still died but she wasn't tempted by the Raven Man
Bugberry: @GredGredmansson Basically Dominaria is falling apart, Teferi and Jhoira come back and realize they need Planeswalker sparks to feed to the time rifts. Radha and Venser are potential planeswalkers living there. Multiple planeswalkers die sacrificing their sparks, Radha loses her spark but survives. Zhalfir becomes "permanently" stuck in time because of the Mending and Teferi loses his spark saving Shiv.
Narcuru: they might use it to rewrite current cannon so that some things happened differently "now" because these AU timestreams got combine in the end? who knows but fun to speculate
GredGredmansson: @Bugberry huh, TIL Radha was a planeswalker
BrowneePointz: yea freyalise died, Nicol died, Jeskai died
Strebenherz: Condolences on the mixed luck, but i'll admit as someone who's had very eh luck on arena, it is relateable
GredGredmansson: @Narcuru yeah, probably a few minor changes
BrowneePointz: I don’t remember which other walkers died in time spiral
DrLigmaPhD: Did Guff die?
Narcuru: more named characters than war of the spark iirc
GredGredmansson: Guff died well before then
BrowneePointz: oh Lord Windgrace died saving unborn
Earthenone: maybe being u/g will make people think oko is coming and they will concede in fear, it worked in sealed right?
GredGredmansson: Guff died during the Yawgmoth age
BrowneePointz: urborg
Marvoleath: Guff sacrificed himself way earlier
weegeenor: windgrace died saving urborg
weegeenor: yeah
BrowneePointz: Guff saved everyone but got annihilated by the death cloud iirc
BrowneePointz: unless that was Bo Levar
GredGredmansson: during what sets did the Rathi Overlay happen?
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GredGredmansson: that's when Guff would have died
TXC2: GredGredmansson Invasion set
BrowneePointz: time spiral stuff
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz Bolas didn't die, he actually was a mysterious voice and appeared at the end, had a sick battle with Leshrac and sacrificed Leshrac's spark to heal a portal, then peaced out to collect on some debts.
TXC2: block even
Narcuru: ironic he could rewrite history but not his future (kidding, i havent read Guff's stories yet so idk it at all)
GredGredmansson: @Narcuru it was less "rewriting the future" and more "ripping out the final page so that the heroes can make their own ending"
tsp397: Are we going to get Oko wearing a shirt in Reality Fracture?
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz Bolas also had defeated Myojin of Night's Reach off-screen and used their mask to capture Leshrac.
Marvoleath: @Narcuru I dont recall details, but he basically faced a choice to rewrite the conflict for their win but had to sacrifice himself to do so
Marvoleath: @tsp397 yes, but donald ducking instead
loufghyslaufey: Maybe... I'd follow a Gareth-One Eyed story. Looking the character up some time ago, his story predates the Spark's existence itself? But was somewhat retconned? Some time after?
GredGredmansson: Guff's deal was that he had a magic library that contained every book ever written, including ones in the future
BrowneePointz: @bugberry yea I forgot the madara death happened earlier and time spiral was when he came back
Narcuru: target creature but yeah
Spades_Slicc: Cut land
Jethrain: can go up to +4 with the stompling and the sneakling on board
Marvoleath: shame it's another creature
Narcuru: could be up to +4/+4 if we have enough hybrid creatures on the board
loufghyslaufey: Cool... jangling changelings
BrowneePointz: anyways we were talking about Time Spiral since Reality Fracture is likely to be Time Spiral Redux
pleonasticTautology: wait i have a thought
TehAmelie: how we doing Magicneers
pleonasticTautology: what if reality fracture is shadowmoor spreading across the multiverse
n3ther: heterewhoo
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz and it will likely involve the Mediation Realm heavily so there is that connection too.
definenull: Let's go Bois!
ContingentCat: more like herterNO
Spades_Slicc: Author's note: you never *have* to be hetero
loufghyslaufey:
<(=w=)> 
TehAmelie: good joke, straights xD
BrowneePointz: oh yea speaking of Now Kiss, Dispatch is probably a game you’ll want on your radar sometime Kathleen, even if not specifically a Dating Sim
TXC2: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] You know sometimes we just gotta be hetero in here.
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glitched_goddess: it’s the most hetero comment I’ve heard through this phone’s speakers for quite some time as I have been watching a lot of Hades speed runs
GredGredmansson: beeg smamsh
Diabore: !card glistener bairn
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
BrowneePointz: every Bairn has been a fun and goofy card
Diabore: !card glister bairn
LRRbot: Glister Bairn [2{G/U}{G/U}{G/U}] | Creature — Ouphe [1/4] | Vivid — At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of colors among permanents you control.
BrowneePointz: it’s Glister
WiJohn: Ooh does the battlefield change as the life totals do?
TheMightyGerg: Reality Fracture is going to be something like... Stuff at Strixhaven hits SO hard that we get Time Spiral-esque reality breaks and all the old villains pop out to wreak havoc on the new stuff, most notably Lim-Dul and like... Gix or Yawgmoth or something.
BrowneePointz: Gilder Bairn, Glimmer Bairn and Glister
TXC2: Gli ster
owlprices: glistener bairn will be in the next modern horizons
Marvoleath: I just like that they let Nils draw weird little guys on those
GredGredmansson: @owlprices its Gilder Bairn but with Infect
glitched_goddess: @TheMightyGerg it’s how the Phyrexians come back
Laserbeaks_Fury: Today's fish it Trout a la Creme, enjoy your meal!
TehAmelie: bairn is a fun word to me, English stealing from my own language and then turning it into archaic English
GredGredmansson: b/c Glistener Elf
Mangledpixel: he'd be more bummed out about running out of vindaloo spices
GredGredmansson: how much is the ward on that guy?
SUEDEDED: Hiiiiiiiiiiii
TXC2:
TehAmelie vikings took our women and gold, least we could do was steal some words
Bugberry: Bouncing their Kithkin would be an effective way to deal with it.
Bugberry: but ward
TehAmelie: hey, we only took yer women cause we knew about bathing
Narcuru: do we care?
Iperithon:
life is a resource
TXC2: TehAmelie true
Desruprot: yay early access
TehAmelie: (no comment otherwise)
DrLigmaPhD: Send in the evil hot people
Anubis169: Magic magic MAGIC magic...
loufghyslaufey: Running down that wire, game?
BrowneePointz: im very excited for the Strixhaven novel though. speaking of chat go preorder it
Bugberry: the glister got glisted
BrowneePointz: tell WotC we want more fiction!
BrowneePointz: so fun fact Cori and Kathleen, all the special guests are physical papercraft I believe made by a SINGLE artist
TehAmelie: come to think, the Edge of Eternity story was the neatest new thing i read all last year
thatkato: only the highest quality hotdog alters for Glizzy Brair
Narcuru: so close
SolarBlitz1: That was a good game!
TXC2: right chat I'm off
glitched_goddess: I mean what else could you have done
Diabore: i dont know if this is good news or bad but we were already dead to those blocks with trample
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks streaming Kathleen and Cori
TehAmelie: seeya
Aceviru: @BrowneePointz A lot of the side stories can be woven into a visual novel game with great art.
Flyingdelorion: Bxile target card not creature cardye @TXC2 Have a good night!
ThanhtTheBoss: I haven't thought of the name Boys for Pele in a while. Was she sacrificing thralls?
definenull: These Bois and the podcasts smh /j
TehAmelie: Leland Palmer, why do i know that name?
BrowneePointz: so yea that Visonary is a physical papercraft, and speaking of the special guests I NEED one of the Manamorphose or Painter’s Servant
GredGredmansson: ooh, gruul?
TehAmelie: oh
pleonasticTautology: leland palmer is a regular guy
pleonasticTautology: nothing weird about him
BrowneePointz: and chat if you haven’t seen all the special guests you should look em up cuz the artwork is AMAZING
glitched_goddess: manamorphose is the star of my first pauper deck, I need a set for emotional reasons lol
TehAmelie: emotional support Magic?
GredGredmansson: oh dear
Diabore: !card squakroaster
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Diabore: !card squawkroaster
LRRbot: Squawkroaster [3R] | Creature — Elemental [*/4] | Double strike / Vivid — Squawkroaster's power is equal to the number of colors among permanents you control.
Barb4rian: The quad block
BrowneePointz: nah
GredGredmansson: i don't think making it a 4/4 does anything
BrowneePointz: we can save it for block on the mutable explorer
BrowneePointz: wow mind meld moment with Kathleen
Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : @TehAmelie I feel like that's on par with the cost of actual therapy 😂
GredGredmansson: oh right, it makes itself that color
Abelzumi: How many drafts have we done so far? How we feelin'?
TehAmelie: except sometimes health care services will pay for therapy
Diabore: @Abelzumi 2 sealed, this is first draft
GredGredmansson: one sealed and one draft i think
GredGredmansson: oh TWO sealed
BrowneePointz: nah Infect is the one you’re thinking of that was Wither plus Poison Cori
Diabore: i unfortunately think we're boned
loufghyslaufey: So sinks on board...
TehAmelie: Shimmercreep sounds like the online name of thousands of 1990s teens
GredGredmansson: still dead
Diabore: they have functionally 4 lethal threats
GredGredmansson: menace
TehAmelie: hey it's Graham
definenull: CONSENT
n3ther:
those were all words
Flyingdelorion: Hello Graham!
Diabore: the ops always conceded when he started unzipping
Vinewood_OG: It's creepy peepee all over again.
Desruprot: Ouph
RockPusher:
Flyingdelorion: Thank you Kathleen and Cori for showing us Lorwyn!
Aceviru: Oh hai
TeaGarrison: whaddup
dragonsdabest16: did i miss the preprerelease?
pleonasticTautology: hi graham
pleonasticTautology: deece, had lumch
Diabore: its cold as hell
DAC169:
hi Graham! 
Flyingdelorion: Hello!
Desruprot: Welcome Graham
Strebenherz: Howdy Graham
Marvoleath: !ppr
RockPusher: Recording a content
Aceviru: You had a magical time
TehAmelie: i just woke up and it's not even midnight. yay (?)
glitched_goddess: planet revolutions mostly
owlprices: simic elves
Aceviru: Yeah, we figured
ContingentCat: the hours keep coming and they don't stop coming
pleonasticTautology: flash? ah-ahh?
shendaras: I've really enjoyed the ranking mechanics videos
n3ther: that's a lot of consecutive time to talk about magic
Diabore: we are primarily elves iirc
Spades_Slicc: goblins
EthirealPlayer: Elfs?
BrowneePointz: elves I think
WiJohn: Elfs!
Dragoonspirits86: she said elf
Bugberry: Elf probably
Wiliart: (Tw)elves
Marvoleath: Placeholder
BrowneePointz: we got a leaf crowned visonary special guest so probably elf
RockPusher: I name "weird li'l froods"
TehAmelie: "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" works for any deck
Diabore: why is sound being weird
TheAwkes: Good crunch
TeaGarrison: really dig the new Deck This Out series btw. props to whoever had that idea
Flyingdelorion: Hm, chair is blocking our view on the beautiful new cards........
Diabore: game sounds like its far away
EthirealPlayer: a reprint?
Marvoleath: @Diabore only when a card is focused, I think
Marvoleath: which is intentional
TehAmelie: tbh, does anyone need MTGA's soundscape?
BrowneePointz: also the board changes on life total
Aceviru: Ow
n3ther: the board is an advantage bar
measureofhope: I fell asleep, think I'm about 3 raids deep, still managed to land on LRR
Desruprot: Tweeze is definitely a new Verb I didn't know
BrowneePointz: yep
Dragoonspirits86: it is
pleonasticTautology: yes
Dragoonspirits86: by klife total differance
GredGredmansson: you aren't familiar with Tweezers?
Strebenherz: life totals i think
EthirealPlayer: lifetotal
Diabore: life total differences
BrowneePointz: we turned on dynamic backgrounds in setting
GredGredmansson: yes
SolarBlitz1: Yes, lifetotal differences
WiJohn: It's an advantage bar!
Spades_Slicc: The arrow of advantage is back and still misleading
lunaniq: Yeah - if you're ahead on life it's lorwyn, if you're behind it's more shadowmoor
n3ther: think it's just life total difference.
sithenin: Have yall seen the little boggarts podcast shorts on the mtg channel?
Flyingdelorion: Thank you Graham!
Diabore: you only need to get rid of 1, the distracter deals with the other
GredGredmansson: the 4/3 will shrink one of the blockers
owlprices: always good to offer the trade first
GredGredmansson: aren't both sorcereis?
Aceviru: Honk honk coming thru
dragonsdabest16:
the background is a tug-of-warwyn
Diabore: yeah life total differences
Desruprot: the Celtic music with the board is nice
GredGredmansson: i assume its numerical and not percentage based
Marvoleath: yea, it's proportional
Diabore: hated that noise
Diabore: thanks wotc
n3ther: the evil is defeated hurrah
Aceviru:
DAC169:
GredGredmansson: imagine if it affected the pets
BrowneePointz: Graham just doing the tried and true strat of Just Kill them Dead
Diabore: we cheevo'd too
Barb4rian: Is shadowmoor strictly evil?
BrowneePointz: no Shadowmoor isn’t evil
BrowneePointz: it’s night
Bugberry: just edgy
loufghyslaufey: Why? Red can't instantly board wipe... that I know of the set?
Barb4rian: @BrowneePointz Ok that's what I thought
GredGredmansson: (i'm still not sure how the Aurora impacts planar foreigners)
Marvoleath: not evil, just a bit paranoid and selfish
theastralmyth: notably, elves are evil in Lorwyn and good in Shadowmoor
GredGredmansson: yeah the asshole elves are no longer assholes in Shadowmoor
BrowneePointz: Glister bairn is gross that’s what it is
shendaras: Glister Bairn was doing some work before.
n3ther: oh interesting
Marvoleath: @GredGredmansson it didnt affect the students from Strix at all
Bugberry: @GredGredmansson if I recall they are unaffected.
BrowneePointz: It’s Lonk from Legend of Zelda Graham
GredGredmansson: i still need to read the stories, i've only read the first two chapters
Desruprot: I guess Welkin Terns can block now
Bugberry: Shadowmoor elves are "nice" but still condescending.
Bugberry: they are still elves.
BrowneePointz: yea the Rimekin are chill(no pun intended) and Elves are nice ok Shadowmoor
BrowneePointz: on*
Marvoleath: iirc faeries are also less mean?
raulghoulia: are welkin terns related to arctic terns?
GredGredmansson: the Rimekin are also a recent thing though right? Before they were, "ashkin" or something
BrowneePointz: faeries are same ish
Bugberry: @GredGredmansson Shadowmoor turned Flamekin into Cinders.
Bugberry: @GredGredmansson basically full of pain and hate and wanted to inflict it on others.
DrLigmaPhD: Time for Big Tootsies
Dr_fragenstien: it feels like your graspling is really stopping their deck's plans
Diabore: id bottom it
Marvoleath: "Overall, denizens of Lorwyn are more communal and orderly, while denizens of Shadowmoor are more individualistic and chaotic"
BrowneePointz: but yea Lorwyn and Shadowmoor are a reference to how Celtic Folklore is both whimsical and ALSO deeply messed up
Marvoleath: from the official article
BrowneePointz: right this music is so good Graham!
loufghyslaufey:
@BrowneePointz Absurd! Faeries are whatever wants to serve with her... philosophy!?
Diabore: wait for their turn so we can surveil too
GredGredmansson: @Diabore its a sorcery
Diabore: why is it a sorcery
Diabore: gavin
GredGredmansson: because that's what it says on the typeline
Pharmacistjudge: good day all
Dr_fragenstien: can you imagine how miserable it would be to play against if it was instant?
n3ther: cause not every card needs to be instant
loufghyslaufey: Wait. What does it do again?
Diabore: they wanted more mana
Pharmacistjudge: are we team dawn or dusk today?
lunaniq: Slow mana dork
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BrowneePointz: flamebright Kithkin reference
BrowneePointz: I think we may be getting card advantaged off the face of the earth
GredGredmansson: double changeling across the sky
TheAwkes: Excessive card advantage in limited is like milling yourself out if you don't have anything to close out the game.... *fingers crossed*
Diabore: i think we have one? i know we saw one in the draft
BrowneePointz: Hallowe D. Fountain is my favorite One Piece Character
Diabore: they can haste a thing too with seeker
Diabore: or possibly many things
Diabore: oh it is trample
glitched_goddess: oh I mixed up that card with run away together lol
Diabore: ner ver mind
BrowneePointz: well we know what a good Elemental deck looks like now
owlprices: its great with evoke
BrowneePointz: first time we’ve see the archetype fire off
Aceviru: o7
Diabore: gavin
Commodore_Perry_GG: they punched the Lorwyn clean off ya
owlprices: new abrade?
WesLynx: red bite
Mindfire13: They merged Shatter and Fall of the Hammer?!
definenull: Yay more limited
loufghyslaufey: Deceit?
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Diabore: well im looking at blue green splashes atm
TeaGarrison: sapling nursery seems legit for ed
GredGredmansson: oh that dragon is a terror
definenull: Hmm. That's a hodge podge of types
Mindfire13: The Prismari gobbo could be a fun build-around
owlprices: or blue red splash black for deciet mana
n3ther: oh yes that dragon is a huge bomb
DrLigmaPhD: Whenever I see Deceit I recall Cam saying "it swims up your pee hole"
Dr_fragenstien: I didn't know wither was in the set
GredGredmansson: it's only on the one card
n3ther: it's not really
BrowneePointz: the two? creatures that give spells wither also have wither themselves iirc
bytecaster: Crown! Crown! Crown!
Marvoleath: they\ve been doing cameo mechanics for a while now
WesLynx: Your tokens copy equipped creature once per turn
Diabore: @GredGredmansson depends on how you count the equipment that gives wither
GredGredmansson: i think they wanted to cameo as many lorwyn block mechanics a possible
Marvoleath: there is also the equipment that gives wither
sithenin: Ohh, that crown could be fun in my brawl deck
GredGredmansson: @Diabore i had forgotten about that
Bugberry: No Reinforce cameo
KhazzyB: those sure are alot of words
lamina5432: the new 98 land commander
Diabore: graham read the words with his eyes, not with his brain
thatkato: wait is that infinite tokens?
GredGredmansson: good enabler for all the "when this becomes tapped"
TheMinionGM: In the art video they said Nils Hamm got the art direction and said, "I'm just going to paint what I want, okay?"
GredGredmansson: @thatkato is what infinite tokens
BrowneePointz: oh hey nursery and Helm is very funny
thatkato: with the crown + that azorius flyer
GredGredmansson: @thatkato No? why would it?
Bugberry: Gruul stuff?
Diabore: @thatkato no, because crown is "first time you make tokens"
thatkato: OHHHHHHH
thatkato: Sorry i missed that
thatkato: new cards yo
TheMadChicken: thats a mean goat
Diabore: theyre very careful about effects like that
Diabore: 4 mana 6/6
Marvoleath: not quite Garry
n3ther: every turn is a bit pricey
Spades_Slicc: Darkness descends goes directly in Atraxa commander decks
Jundinator: Hi Graham. Did we sealed?
TheMadChicken: the decks that like blight synergy prob love that card
sithenin: Probably going to see that crown in Hare Apparent decks
GredGredmansson: yes we sealed
Diabore: just have an undying creature, ez
BrowneePointz: that Treefolk is also very good
Diabore: if you have enough shapeshifters it can still work
Diabore: convoke does a lot
control_rig: Shinestriker looks like it should be on the cover of a schoolkid's binder
Spades_Slicc: I think sultai is for lovers
Mangledpixel: thinking? no, I don't do that
JeremyDevoid: Sulti is for lovers?
Jundinator: Uhhh. Do we have fixing?
TheMadChicken: sultai poop gooooo
GredGredmansson: we could trick people into thinking we have Maralen
Barb4rian: Got Marelen? She's sultai
Marvoleath: what if BUG
definenull: Worked out for you in the PPR so...
Diabore: putting BUGs into magic
BrowneePointz: I just want us to live the dream with Nursery plus helm on a gross creature
nikmn: you've got a few powerful vivid payoffs
RELDnahcire: hope everyone is having a today
TheMadChicken: its early access, play the fun thing!
Diabore: food!
Aceviru: James!
pleonasticTautology: hi james
Bugberry: Do we have enough token makers for the Crown? other than the nursery?
Jundinator: James
RockPusher: James with food - redeemed!
definenull: Ooh sustenance!
Marvoleath: @RELDnahcire I;m almost having a tomorrow already
Jundinator: Get the old LRRMTG crew together
ContingentCat: hi James
Barb4rian:
control_rig:
Hi 
MungoDude: hey James
Aceviru: Coming in with the clutch coffee.
Flyingdelorion: Hello James!
Jundinator: Cut the green?
Diabore: how many of our things does darkness descends kill?
RELDnahcire: @marvoleath I really hope you get to have a tomorrow, the alternative seems nonideal
BrowneePointz: green has better top ends and bombs but black has our removal
Strebenherz: he made his own telescope i love that
RELDnahcire:
owlprices: are there any token makers left for the crown?
RockPusher: physical size matters not on whether you exude li'l guy energy
Diabore: dont forget the ru split student
GredGredmansson: yeah UR rare is good
Diabore: he gets you spells
Dr_fragenstien: it's probably not good with a curve this high
BrowneePointz: the Crown is only really funny with Nursery
Aceviru: Spell snare finally with merfolk art
RELDnahcire watched 30 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
nikmn: seems plenty good enough for sealed
magical_writer: it would give another color for the bairn
NornsFelidar: LORWYN LORWYN LORWYN! (also hi everyone)
Diabore: you may exile does a lot of work, you can plan a turn around only casting 1 card
definenull: That is if the colors match. If you exile your off color splash it's rough
hd_dabnado: io love the art for the Peddler
GredGredmansson: you don't lose the other cards either i don't think
hd_dabnado: gives big "how big is the gyatt" vibes
GredGredmansson: don't they just get shuffled back?
dolphgrim: Is Shinestriner screaming at its own tail with its horrible mouth? Or another beast?
GredGredmansson: It'd be whatever we hve the most of
dolphgrim: Striker*
Diabore: @GredGredmansson pretty sure you dont, the "then shuffle" makes me think they just go back in
GredGredmansson: at the time
pleonasticTautology: you get extra channel points
Diabore: twitch adding random shit again
BrowneePointz: twitch trying to gamify engagement as per usual
dm818: If they sparked does that mean they're a planeswalker now?
ContingentCat: New twitch nonsense
Strebenherz: there's no prizes for watch stream, you just get some channel points
definenull: They become a planeswalker
Dr_fragenstien: yeah, looks like you get to choose which cards you exile to cast that turn, one card for each of the colors of X in Vivid
Jundinator: @Diabore Thats not something new
Strebenherz: I'm just seeing how long i can get my streak up before I goof it
Diabore: @Jundinator the watch streak no but the "sparking a watch streak" might be
GredGredmansson: keep, hope for 3rd land?
Dr_fragenstien: so if you hit 3 blue cards you can only exile and play 1, but the other 2 get shuffled back in your deck
definenull: But we got the little guy
lightfut: I'm about to get a 30 watch streak which is apparently gonna get me 450 channel points. So I got that going for me, which is nice
Diabore: did we mill 2 lands?
Spades_Slicc: tap down that dork
BrowneePointz: tap the mana dork be evil
Diabore: hi ben
TheMadChicken: its a ben
control_rig: Hi Ben
Dr_fragenstien: not attacking for the lifelink?
Aceviru: IT'S A BEN
Diabore: bye ben
00gogo00: that's kinda cool
Jundinator: Hi Ben
magical_writer: A wild Ben in the background
definenull: Hi Ben bye ben
control_rig: Bye Ben
dolphgrim: HI BEN
kumatsu: I have drafted Collective Inferno AND Chronicle of Victory in the mono-emelementals deck. It is, in fact, gross
lamina5432: that makes me want to see a lifegain deck with this board
00gogo00: flitterwing nuisance seems strong
dolphgrim: @kumatsu gröss? 😋
kumatsu: collective inferno is a kindred damage doubler, Chronicles is the kindred +2/+2 first strike trample
Dr_fragenstien: i dunno, if you play assistance you can get a land to keep curving out
Diabore: if we draw an island we glister bairn and start chunking
00gogo00: distractor? I hardly
GredGredmansson: i like that merfolk, it's effectively a 4/6 when attacking
loufghyslaufey: !card mirrorwind crown
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
kumatsu: I'm not actual working this streamer event but they let me still use my judge account to mess around
BrowneePointz: Glister btw
owlprices: embraced by a bogslither, many such cases
00gogo00: it is interesting that a lot of the hybrid cards in this have a _lot_ of pips
Jundinator: @kumatsu Explain
00gogo00: so you can play them if you've only got one of the colors, but it's rough
sascha454: I do think this set is #1 in delightful names
idontgetmyrealname: oh yay, my cardkingdom order with my box shipped, hope its a good button!
Jundinator: Magic judges get into early access?
Diabore: trust in lands
00gogo00: does up your vivid tho
GredGredmansson: he's an extra color for ivid
Diabore: james is here
Dr_fragenstien: if you keep 1 land you can play almost everything in your hand
GredGredmansson: i'd discard the colorless land
BrowneePointz: Bodies in seats for queues @jundinator
Aceviru: If James is around we have to
nikmn: @Jundinator not by virtue of being judges, no
kumatsu: @Jundinator usually as a judge I am hired to help fill draft pods for these events, this one I am not being paid to play but still messing around
Jundinator: @BrowneePointz Thats actually kinda smart
BrowneePointz: god the music for this board SLAPS
Jundinator: @kumatsu I thought #wotcstaff dis that
Diabore: booooo op booooo
TheMadChicken: counter magic boooo
Diabore: that was our green card
00gogo00: prismatic undercurrents seems interesting
dolphgrim: It's the streamer event. Counterspells?? Uncouth.
Molator: aww hes just a little guy
00gogo00: 4 mana for 5 cards is a lot of cards, even if they're just basics
Jundinator: Like I secretly want to see someone unexpectedly go up against Aaron Forsythe
Aceviru: Ouphe
DAC169: were you saying "boo" or "boo-urns"?
pleonasticTautology: ouphe
Dr_fragenstien:
an opponent specifically searching for 2 islands to keep up double blue isn't exactly surprising when they have a counterspell
Diabore: shuffle back in
BrowneePointz: it’s an Irish flute and Uilleann Pipes
GredGredmansson: the deck
Jundinator: Back on the bottom
Dr_fragenstien: yeah, they're shuffled back in
GredGredmansson: the third I think was a colorless card, maybe a land
chaostreader: attack first?
Spades_Slicc: also kill 2 of your creatures
TheMadChicken: your creatures as well right?
RatherLargeToad: the Bloomburrow doot doot flute is back
Dr_fragenstien: it slows them down by a huge ammount though, I think it's a good play
Aceviru: @RatherLargeToad To be fair, that set also had no humans
Diabore: graham we could have yeaaaaah
Diabore: you dont have to pick multiple, you can just pick blight rot
GredGredmansson: they aren't free
00gogo00: they're free cards
BrowneePointz: they aren’t free we have to pay @00gogo00
00gogo00: why not take both?
BrowneePointz: cuz if we don’t cast it it’s gone
GredGredmansson: yeah better in the deck thank exiled forever
00gogo00: sure, but I figured the 2/3 blocks about as well as the 4/3
BrowneePointz: we can make them discard it too cuz we’re mean like that
Dr_fragenstien: since they discard you can just get rid of anything
00gogo00: nice that the elementals work when cast, even if not from hand
Diabore: we could have bounced something and had them discard that creature
definenull: The mechanical design of those elementals are so elegant
definenull: *elemental incarnations
TheMadChicken: distracter seems good
Jundinator: @definenull They learned from the mistakes of MH2
WokenClick: Stopping in at the end of the work day, wanted to say I absolutely love the concept for that new video series that cam eout today!
TheMadChicken: bairn
GredGredmansson: glister?
00gogo00: glister barin
DAC169: Bairn
AugmentingPath: are those all the non-lands left in the deck?
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00gogo00: Sanar seems like a truly obscene amount of card advantage, for limited
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Diabore: im happy i stood up for him
GredGredmansson: "naming ouphe" is such a funny play
TommyGoodale: You're welcome! Been a youtube/vod viewer for awhile but I finally caught a stream!
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Dr_fragenstien: agreed, I underestimated him for limited until now
00gogo00: why is it "until you hit X nonlands" not just "X cards
00gogo00: heck I'd play it if it were one card tbh
dolphgrim: #ouphe
Diabore: @00gogo00 because lands are colourless so you never whiff
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Jundinator: @00gogo00 Otherwise you could completely whiff
Dr_fragenstien:
@00gogo00 because cards aren't allowed to make you feel bad anymore
BrowneePointz: also “up to” does a lot of heavy lifting
MorganteMaggiore: i just got here, are you lor-winning or shado-03?
AugmentingPath: oh, I see, if we hit a colorless non-land we don't get to take it
Diabore: they said gg
Bugberry: @00gogo00 because it has to be of those exact colors, and you still have to cast the spells and wait a full turn cycle to get value.
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00gogo00: yes I know you could whiff on your card that gives you free card advantage every turn
BrowneePointz: rude
TheMadChicken: style points
BrowneePointz: lol
Dog_of_Myth:
magical_writer: nice
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MorganteMaggiore: he said the line
Dread_Pirate_Westley: No milkshakes, now.
BrowneePointz: so Glister Bairn is *gross*
the_bubble_machine watched 10 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
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Bugberry: @00gogo00 lots of cards that draw you more cards each turn still don't see play.
dolphgrim: Shimmercreep is my favorite song by Radiohead
n3ther: but that's no fun
bubba0077: it would be more, but I kept forgetting to use my prime sub. I finally switched to just paying.
owlprices: that sheep really shows how insane gray merchant is
TeaGarrison: victory !
Dr_fragenstien: deck seems good, but will probably crumble to aggro
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TheMerricat watched 10 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
Jundinator: Its not new
Barb4rian: It has been pestering me since Stream Streak 3...
RayFK: James lets me down every day
MorganteMaggiore: twitch discovered fomo uh
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, it's not great
Diabore: "hey theyre live now, tune in to continue the watch streak"
n3ther: i always ignore those watch streak msgs
Bugberry: @00gogo00 and slow durdly cards will usually look a lot better in a slow format like Sealed.
BrowneePointz: what’re the odds we got 3 Bairns in Magic and they’re all absolute bangers
n3ther: they do nothing and are parasocial af
dolphgrim: Maybe I'll spark a watch streak someday. 🥺
Lysander_salamander: It's very amazon "meeting your quotas" feel to it
RockPusher: Indeed, I would be fine with the watch streak stuff if you could press a "never remind me about this again" button
kumatsu: James has NEVER said my name, it's true
GredGredmansson: honestly those don't effect me i don't care about magic internet points that much
Spades_Slicc:
You don't know what spell snare does?
ContingentCat: I don't know why they think telling us about streaks is a good thing, Reddit has a similar thing and all it does is make me aware of how much time I'm spending online
GredGredmansson: james why
Dog_of_Myth:
NotCainNorAbel: tbf: my watch streak is partially because I leave this page up and the stream loads
Lysander_salamander: which is weird, since we aren't their employees, and are in fact paying them. But they're behaving like we need to reach quotas.
kumatsu: oh it's uuuuh, whatsisname
Diabore: tron is the hero we need now
kumatsu: from SCG
Voidhawk42: Hard disagree
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Bugberry: That newest Tron was bad (didn't see it)
dolphgrim: I've never said James' name and I'm not about to start now
Voidhawk42: Tron is cool
TehAmelie: i was kind of weirded out when i got a 75 streak yesterday. i mean, i lurk a lot and often sleep when you stream
00gogo00: nice mythic lmao
AugmentingPath: Is this about Urza lands or the new movie? We'll never know!
tehfewl: i love Tronisbad, Great guy
ContingentCat: @NotCainNorAbel same, I had a 50 watch streak
Jundinator: @kumatsu Wut
MorganteMaggiore: limited level of play
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh, Tronisbad, that lovely city from the middle east!
RockPusher: AugmentingPath why not both!
MorganteMaggiore: constructed level i meant ahah
owlprices: why did this deck become mono blue
BrowneePointz: ah crap that Enchantment is an s tier bomb
GredGredmansson: this should not be working
GredGredmansson: why is this working
kumatsu: @Jundinator wait no my b, had them mixed up with another person
VoyRising: distracter very solid
BrowneePointz: Clachan
Bugberry: @owlprices it's funny you say that when original Shadowmoor's Hybrid theme had a lot of mono-color payoffs.
NotCainNorAbel: @ContingentCat I have thought of breaking it since it feels like you can get more worthless points early in the streaks
00gogo00: no the other one
mattjc3740: Could've done it on their turn to save 1 damage.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: is that the invisible hand of the marketplace over there?
ContingentCat: @NotCainNorAbel lol I have plenty of worthless points with my nearly 500k channel points
MorganteMaggiore: kithkin dez no wait
Dr_fragenstien: actually since it's an instant, you could do that on their turn to shrink and save an entire life point lol
TheMadChicken: dece hand
Bugberry: The board wipe seems idea for this matchup
NullColaShip: Also, don't get attached to your watch streak - the tracking is super unreliable. My streak ended without actually missing a stream, then took a while (and several streams) to start tracking again...
Diabore: @ContingentCat i had over 4 million at one point
Diabore: made some good gambas
00gogo00: the one issue with the board wipe is that we literally can't cast it
Diabore: then some bad gambas
NotCainNorAbel: @Diabore I'm sitting at 6.4M points right now
NornsFelidar: James, what happened to famjams? 😕
WesLynx: WOW what a god draw. It's also an ouphe draw.
BrowneePointz: don’t know. the big thing is the dynamic background
Dog_of_Myth: The dynamic background is cool though.
BrowneePointz: too many sets
BrowneePointz: not enough time
Diabore: this could be a family jamily set
RockPusher: LRR kinda busy people
CaptainSpam: How long has it been since the last FambleJamble? I didn't think it's been that long...
Dr_fragenstien: I do like the famjams, but gosh there's so many sets
shizadezor: So is the format solved yet?
MorganteMaggiore: not enough tarp budget?
RockPusher: scheduling 9ish people for a day seems hard
dolphgrim: Is the fam okay, James? Is it because of the #donkeybits? 🥺
BrowneePointz: I’d love it if you did for this set since it’s a TWENTY YEAR awaited return(technically 19)
Mai_Andra: Wasn't there a FamJam for Avatar?
Aceviru:
Aww 
Diabore: @CaptainSpam FF looks like
Mai_Andra: They would normally be after the set releases, and this is only the pre-release streamer event...
Strebenherz: The donkey stream was great, you helped make a very butts work day better, thank you james
00gogo00: oh no
MorganteMaggiore: opponent got all the enchantments uh
Iperithon: OP could use a mirrormind crown
mattjc3740: They might have the convoke double pump spell.
MorganteMaggiore: these tokens don't run
dolphgrim: Am I to understand that James cosplayed as a donkey for a stream?
00gogo00: no it was a real donkey
dolphgrim: IT WAS??
GapFiller: dolphgrim James promised us a donkey
Dr_fragenstien: you can save the darkness until you really need it
MorganteMaggiore: there are kithkin lords right?
00gogo00: that seems right
CaptainSpam: He was in a donkey outfit.
definenull: is there an inspired charge in the set?
00gogo00: they could triple block the 4/3
dolphgrim: @GapFiller Yeah I know and I have been waiting for YEARS for it
MorganteMaggiore: there is the instant convoke one
owlprices: catharsis is
pleonasticTautology: lmao graham
Diabore: chump and pump
GredGredmansson: there's one that can buff tow creatures
Strebenherz: @dolphgrim james fulfilled an old promise involving bits for a donkey
MorganteMaggiore: that one
RayFK: Graham I didn't realize you were cosplaying "Wistfulness"
Diabore: yeah that one
GredGredmansson: two*
Mai_Andra: Was waiting for Donkey stream to end with Ashley showing up in a dragon costume with a spray bottle to shut it down...
NornsFelidar: is it baptized? is it single?
00gogo00: I maybe would have also double blocked the 4/4
DAC169: don't forget to evolve your wilds
00gogo00: and killed both of them
Chartle: wait does the background react to life totals?
mattjc3740: The loght vs. dark background changes based on life total? That's pretty cool.
mattjc3740: light*
Diabore: theyre making many tokens huh
Dr_fragenstien: they could've blocked the cove with 2 more and used the other half to kill both your creatures. Still only leaves them with 1 kithkin, but it would be better...But I guess they're learning the format like we are
Diabore: yes
00gogo00: maybe they didn't know you can convoke with the blocking creatures
MorganteMaggiore: just dont
control_rig: They have more lands and creatures?
MorganteMaggiore: it counts attacks, not damage i think
Molator: because of the curse
sithenin: Someone said the same thing earlier. Its off center when equal
GredGredmansson: now its in the dead center
MorganteMaggiore: the blue removal is nice
GredGredmansson: maybe its an aesthetic thing
Diabore: do we blossom the treefolk and slam?
Dr_fragenstien: it does matter since they can chump with a 1/1 they make before blocks
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @GredGredmansson an anti-aesthetic thing?
MorganteMaggiore: now it technically is a flying pig
Bugberry: Those two enchantments are doing a lot of work
TheMadChicken: im waiting for the crown to hit from Opp
TheMadChicken: well yeah right now lol
MorganteMaggiore: let em have it
Diabore: gotta be wary of the core, its a 5/5 now
Dr_fragenstien: can blossombind hit artifacts?
TheMadChicken: decends BEFORE animating
GredGredmansson: i'd shrink before animating
00gogo00: yep
00gogo00: I feel like threatening lethal is important
BrowneePointz: and we hope to rip rot blight
Diabore: land is very bad for us, because they get a 3/4, animate core, and make a kithkin
Dr_fragenstien: they are also in trouble. It's a tightrope
00gogo00: they can but they kinda don't have to
Dr_fragenstien: aaand you're dead!
definenull: oh no
DAC169: James' curse
BrowneePointz: I think that’s game cuz Kithkin wit
BrowneePointz: eot
00gogo00: little bit DOB
owlprices: the clachan
Dr_fragenstien: they have the thing they've had all game
BrowneePointz: Clachan is a heckin incredible late game sink
pleonasticTautology: were you saying "boo" or "boourns"
Diabore: wut
BrowneePointz: and with the lord? woof
Dr_fragenstien: scared of the trick
DAC169: wut?
Dog_of_Myth: The bluff is real
Diabore: james be jamesing
Aceviru: It could be settle
00gogo00: they're scared of the sandbag
TheMadChicken: ugh
Desruprot:
owlprices: settle the wreckage is on the bonus sheet :^)
Dr_fragenstien: because if they attack and you do have something they lose
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Graham, you know who is sitting next to you, right?
DAC169:
JAMES!! 
kumatsu: oh yeah, Settle the Wreckage is in this set
lightfut: Could be anything, could even be a boat
DAC169:
wait, settle the wreckage is in this set? 
owlprices: no its not
owlprices: joke from the ppr
Dog_of_Myth: They didn't know
RayFK: You're fine in this case #wotcstaff
BrowneePointz: yea that’s how they got us in the first place
MorganteMaggiore: any cool cosmetic?
Dog_of_Myth: They are on Bluesky
kumatsu: lol owned
Strebenherz: PFFFFT
Dog_of_Myth: Hahahaha
RockPusher:
Barb4rian: LOL
n3ther:
sniped
pleonasticTautology:
oh @RayFK i got all the non-ECL for my elf deck already and i'm doing 6 prereleases (4 at mox)
Strebenherz: GET EM RAY
dolphgrim: Lol!
BrowneePointz: there’s a changeling elk pet I believe
Diabore: definitely arlinn
Desruprot: uh
EvilBadman: Jordan says you can concede, in this case.
lightfut: Sniper no sniping
DAC169: that one with the 2 wolves
shizadezor: Report him for gaming on the job!
MorganteMaggiore: is not this the early accent account?
kumatsu: I DO have a sealed deck built....
Manae: Did that emote say "lands, amiright?"
BrowneePointz: nope it’s an account flag for a special event now
Strebenherz: I did not realize Jordan was Wotc staff
MorganteMaggiore: aaah i see thx
Diabore: @Strebenherz yeah social media team iirc
MorganteMaggiore: also yeah, this makes sense
TheMadChicken: no they arent there
kumatsu: I think regular accounts can't see them
pleonasticTautology: we can't see them
idontgetmyrealname: we cannot see them
kumatsu: you have to have an account flag
BrowneePointz: can’t see unless you have the account flag
Dr_fragenstien: ooh the bairn!
Strebenherz: glass wall of taunting
TheMadChicken: go Bairne gooooo
BrowneePointz: break his teeth! break his teeth!
owlprices: this 4 color dimir deck is popping off
MorganteMaggiore: also no need to install a lot of gb for the start of the stream like in the past
northos: I like the vivid count marker
Diabore: cmon and slam, and make him regret sniping you
RadioHupfen: big ouphe *nodding*
emilevitt: he's just a silly lil fella!
Dr_fragenstien: you curved out so hard this game
BrowneePointz: reminder a bunch of the lormoor Treefolk didn’t have reach just giant freakin toughness
Desruprot: anyways Cabbages!
MorganteMaggiore: magic the stone
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It has Kinship.
NornsFelidar: treefolk without reach is just a bushfolk
BrowneePointz: removal spell though
GredGredmansson: does our land enter tapped?
Dr_fragenstien: you have spent all your mana every turn for 6 turns. What rough beats for our opponent
DrLigmaPhD: Known to be ear the "Magic the" Stone
Dog_of_Myth:
tronisbad: great game! always love playing yall during early access !
pleonasticTautology: vivid looks really neat, tbh
00gogo00: is there any scenario where you'd want to order the ETB triggers the other way
BrowneePointz: mans next turn we can take the counter off and draw 4 cards
pleonasticTautology: we're considering Prismatic Undercurrents for our Bant Landfall deck
TheMadChicken: a planeswalker? thats cheating!
pleonasticTautology: !card Prismatic Undercurrents
LRRbot: Prismatic Undercurrents [3G] | Enchantment | Vivid — When this enchantment enters, search your library for up to X basic land cards, where X is the number of colors among permanents you control. Reveal those cards, put them into your hand, then shuffle. / You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
GredGredmansson: ajony!
Desruprot: oh Ajani
RayFK: Yeah I'll alt tab back for this, boys I think I'm cooked
NornsFelidar: AJANI😻
Diabore: nothing i think
Aceviru: Ey Yani
Aceviru: Belt to ass. Get em.
n3ther: cooked and toasted
Dr_fragenstien: LRR had the godhand this game
Diabore: reclaiming lorwyn
pleonasticTautology: it's a setting
TheMadChicken: its cool
dragonsdabest16:
the background is a tug-o-warwyn
pleonasticTautology: you can turn it off but then it's shadowmoor only
GredGredmansson: you can turn it off
Juliamon: Fortunately you don't have to have it on
GredGredmansson: in fact it is off by default
BrowneePointz: you can turn off dynamic background
Aceviru: Yeah it's a neat feature. Being able to toggle it is neat
pleonasticTautology: settings > graphics > hybrid
Diabore: im sad that with the effect off its just shadowmoor isntead of half and half
n3ther: hybrid battlefields
hd_dabnado: it was in graphics
TheMadChicken: hybrid battlefields
GredGredmansson: graphics
GredGredmansson: hybrid battlefields
n3ther: complaint equity revoked
Spades_Slicc: I think it's a bit presumptive to assume i'm on the side of the racist elves (lorwyn)
MorganteMaggiore: no so much, what's hybrid with you
RayFK: YEAH DUDE
RayFK: I'M GETTING KINDA FUCKED
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's a battlefield you can play on with either color of mana.
lamina5432: it could move a little less
pleonasticTautology: i guess because it's a hybrid of a lorwyn battlefield and a shadowmoor battlefield?
pleonasticTautology: and it schmooves back and forth?
Diabore: @RayFK #wotcstaff
GredGredmansson: actually that's a good point, ARE we getting more of them?
definenull: time for a phone call?
ContingentCat: it's a battlefeild with both indica and sativa?
TheMadChicken: yeah sanar just SHOT up in my pick order
EvilBadman: @RayFK Watch the profamity
BrowneePointz: tap the blocker and uh oh lethies
Dr_fragenstien: holy moly
TheMadChicken: the rub ins
Dog_of_Myth:
MWGNZ:
BrowneePointz: couldn’t happen to a better person
Aceviru: The evil is defeated
hyalopterous: superdead
lightfut: Biggest oof
GredGredmansson: vivid!
pleonasticTautology: also, it defaults to off
CaptainSpam: You almost defeated that man twice over in one game!
Spades_Slicc: Losing your chrimbus bonus in january is diabolical
hd_dabnado: i loved it
EvilBadman: stream sniper got enemy at the gate'd
hd_dabnado: i hope they do that more
lamina5432: if only I didn't delete arena for my sanity
evil_h2o_elf: oh I thought it was going to be squen and cragg again!
pleonasticTautology: same but also, it HAS been 19 years since lorwyn 1
Diabore: im sure ive seen something like it at least once before, i dont remember when though
dolphgrim: The trailer goes and if you have sound off, you will have no idea what is happening and no way to turn it on. Just fyi.
TheMadChicken: i hope they give us a breakdown of exactly who the turtle boys are
Aceviru: Wotc investing into its IP is great
GredGredmansson: like, what if they do that for Reality Fracture
GredGredmansson: or like, will something happen in the new Strixhaven?
NornsFelidar: I wouldn't mind a quick recap about what turtles are about😂
BrowneePointz: he’s actually a pretty direct if adhd brained Prismari gobbo
Barb4rian: Squen and Cragg podcast bit was amazing
pleonasticTautology: @GredGredmansson or strixhaven with the colleges playing the sport?
n3ther: I hope it's on YT
pleonasticTautology: guys, EVERY prerelease in town is sold out
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Wasn't there a trailer for EoE?
dolphgrim: I wanted to watch it and wanted to make sure WOTC saw me watching it, so I was afraid to skip it. 😅😅
BrowneePointz: it’s the first time in NINE TEEN YEARS
GredGredmansson: there was, it had Tezz in it
DAC169:
so does the Lorwyn/Shadowmoor thing effect those from other planes while they're there? 
pleonasticTautology: mox is sold out. crow's nest is sold out. phoenix is sold out.
ContingentCat:
pleonasticTautology: mox's WEDNESDAY prerelease is sold out
pleonasticTautology: EVERYONE is excited for this
MorganteMaggiore: maybe people assumed it was the avatar with blue people
BrowneePointz: 19 YEARS
Aceviru: Like I said before, they can create visual novel games with fantastic art and puzzles and reach a bigger audience
Dr_fragenstien:
well in my case I watched the VOD because ADGQ was on that week and I missed that the PPR was even happening
sithenin: I like the boggart puppet podcast on the youtube channel.
BrowneePointz: we’ve waited SO long
TheMadChicken: graham and ben's match at the PPR was so good
Bugberry: Avatar is my favorite show and Lorwyn was my first new plane when I started, so I'm happy with both.
GredGredmansson: @MorganteMaggiore that DID have a movie coming out
NornsFelidar: LORWYN LORWYN LORWYN LORWYN LORWYN LORWYN LORWYN LORWYN
lamina5432: I wonder why the avatar one didn't do as well
Vandristine: no james cameron avatar set will be out after the 5th movie
Juliamon: Avatar probably suffered from people burned by Spiderman IMO
Desruprot: nice
Barb4rian: In before you all pull a serialized brightbloom
MorganteMaggiore: the other caviat is to have caviar while playing
TommyGoodale: i think a lot of people are actually getting tired of UB stuff - not that they hate UB as a whole, just dont love it over and over and over again in a short window.
Strebenherz: @Juliamon also like with how quickly they're releasing
TheMadChicken: you all have to wear tophats
avjamethyst: collector booster chaos sealed is my favorite format
lamina5432: friday will be a good vod watch
pleonasticTautology: hi angel
Strebenherz: @TheMadChicken gritty hat, and on top, top hat
Mindfire13: I can't watch it, because that's when I'm doing my Prerelease.
pleonasticTautology: i'll have to catch the vod because i'll be at my first of 6 prereleases
TehAmelie: sounds like these caveats do steer you to a certain action
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pleonasticTautology: YEAH
avjamethyst: thanks
BrowneePointz: is someone gonna make Cornish Pasties or Sausage Rolls or Scotch Eggs for Friday then?
pleonasticTautology: angel that crapshot was AMAZING
ShaneLeeAtk: My neck is still sore from the tonal whiplask
MorganteMaggiore: it gave me neck pain
dm818: I heard it
BrowneePointz: yes
Juliamon: prepare to be utterly baffled if you're not Canadian tho
lamina5432: that was certainly a crapshot
kamilucky: that crapshot gave me whiplash that broke my back
aerohydra: @LoadingReadyRun i did not get the local implication of the crapshot, but i laughed incredibly hard at the swerve
phoenixfeather14: that was a great Crapshot!
Dr_fragenstien: I think so, I wasn't paying attention
Chenderle: It made a little beep?
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Strebenherz: ooh new crapshot?
DAC169: no James, I didn't hear anything because my PC's muted
BrowneePointz: I’m not Canadian and I got the joke
Dr_fragenstien: yeah, it's there but very quiet
SolarBlitz1: I liked the Crapshot, though even if as a nonCanadian all I can say is "I like your funny words, magic person"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I may have said this previously, but I when I told Seth-son I was going to pre-release on Friday, he responded "are they done with Avatar the Last Windbreaker already?"
videogameprotagonist: Weirdly our local prerelease is selling pretty slowly which I'm surprised by
pleonasticTautology: @SolarBlitz1 the california raisins...
Laserbeaks_Fury: Would you classify it as "clean energy" ?
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Strebenherz: That was GREAT XD
Dread_Pirate_Westley: There are jokes in Crapshots? Since when?
GredGredmansson: i haven't seen the new crapshot but it sounds like something like "THE MACHINE."
idontgetmyrealname: people think that was local? I super got it having never heard of that comapny before
MorganteMaggiore: is the "overthinked joke" the opposite of the "meta joke"?
Bruceski: @Dread_Pirate_Westley They're trying something new.
Voidhawk42: "Corporate Energy Ad" I'm in the UK and I only know about this because of the Simpson ep when they visit Alaska
SolarBlitz1: @pleonasticTautology I never encountered those over here, so I shall take your word for it
BrowneePointz: you can’t
pleonasticTautology: i cackled because we remember when the BP rebrand hit the US and there were ads like that
RockPusher: Ian seems to be having fun producing crapshots
BrowneePointz: second line of text
owlprices: you cant blight onto it
Angelic_Bovines: I thought Big Gas trying to convince people their energy is green was a worldwide thing
pleonasticTautology:
@SolarBlitz1 i mean that was the whole bit from that episode of clone high
TheMadChicken: Opp is also learning this lol
Spades_Slicc: !card flitterwing nuisance
LRRbot: Flitterwing Nuisance [U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/2] | Flying / This creature enters with a −1/−1 counter on it. / {2}{U}, Remove a counter from this creature: Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker this turn, draw a card.
pleonasticTautology: when the BP rebrand hit the US they ran commercials saying BP stood for "beyond petroleum" and the new Crapshot reminded us of that
hd_dabnado: did that say "Cast with Deceit?"
BrowneePointz: thanks to Sanar weve hit Deceit EVERY game
Laserbeaks_Fury: doe sthe Vivid icon update on you current colors?
TheMadChicken: rude
GredGredmansson: yes
SolarBlitz1:
@pleonasticTautology Oooooh, see I've only ever seen the meme so don't have source knowledge either! Learning all over today 
TheMadChicken: elf
pleonasticTautology: HAHA
TheMadChicken: LMAO
tryllebanjo:
Dr_fragenstien: they probably just didn't want to discard the safewright
Voidhawk42: "Death with extra steps" has been achieved
pleonasticTautology: @SolarBlitz1 oh! well, way way back in the 1980s, secret government employees dug up famous guys and ladies and made amusing genetic copies
MorganteMaggiore: respectfully, this deck seems sick
GredGredmansson: 6 mana
Laserbeaks_Fury: I wonder how granular the Lorwyn/Shadowmoor board can get. What does 100-1 look like?
Bugberry: can't cast Glister
GredGredmansson: you can only grab one of them
Dr_fragenstien: sounds like a good plan to me
GredGredmansson: its one per color, and we don't have green
Dr_fragenstien: oh true, you couldn't get both creatures because you don't have green
BrowneePointz: and potentially draw a crap ton of cards next turn
TheMadChicken: sanar is broken
Bugberry: Oh right, forgot can make 3rd Green/Blue mana
CrashTestJonny: you do need a land
RayFK: Your deck is sick
RayFK: I hate it
BrowneePointz: is Glister lethal?
GredGredmansson: so 4 mana
Vandristine: vivid on the card tells you how many colors you do have which is nice
BrowneePointz: they lost hope
pleonasticTautology: HAH
GredGredmansson: this is an amazing deck
Bruceski: You could've guaranteed leathal with the 2/2 menace, I think.
RayFK: This is why I talk to Graham and not James
BusTed:
GredGredmansson: don't sleep on the "lesser" decks
Dr_fragenstien: looks like a decent keep to me
Desruprot: remember that time James and Graham were playing Early Access Lorywn Eclipsed?
GredGredmansson:
never didn't have it 
DAC169:
what? James, the mono-red main, going for golgari elves?
Dr_fragenstien: the feastling has been annoying every game you've played against it, but I don't think there's a wrong play here
niccus: is the board day/night proportion linked to local time?
GredGredmansson: its linked to life totals
GredGredmansson: hi trystan
DAC169: well, there's a good Blight Rot target
Grimnus: Its a very cool board
Dr_fragenstien: could also be % based relative to how close the lower player is to 0
Chenderle: probably just a shader doing the coloring per pixel?
GredGredmansson: unless we cast whatever Sanar grabs
morgoth_bauglyr: pretty shure it's a shader effect and can be as granular as floating point values go
lamina5432: I wonder if they could enable this effect on more then just the two lorwyn boards
niccus: time to pull out a doubler deck against sparky
GredGredmansson: @lamina5432 yeah like Reality Fracture
northos: @Dr_fragenstien I don't think it's just that, because I've also seen it shift when the player at higher life gains even more life
BrowneePointz: Squen and Cragg
Laserbeaks_Fury: I loved those two's design. Haven't seen new Henson CO. designs in awhile
GredGredmansson: also yeah if its lopsided the field can be 100% either side without either dying
idontgetmyrealname: wait shorts?
idontgetmyrealname: what shorts?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Now our removal spell doesn't kill the legend.
Chenderle: it'll be an elf
tehfewl: Morcrant? more like Less Crant please.
BrowneePointz: Morcant? She could serve a little less if you ask me
idontgetmyrealname: @niccus gratzi
RayFK: Youtube, TikTok, IG
Fruan: There's 4 on their youtube channel
Bruceski: @idontgetmyrealname There's some Youtube shorts of the Boggarts doing a Magic podcast. On the @mtg youtube channel
HadesLeprechaun: I've seen them posting them on their BSKY
RayFK: Also all but the first are on Bsky as well
lamina5432: the one they cracked packs was fun.
RayFK: Yep, got a selfie with em
MorganteMaggiore: if you think about it they are the wotc version of gibb
brainbosh: I've also seen the art videos on tiktok
Molator: squen, cragg and gibb friday nights crossover when?
BrowneePointz: the art videos are SO good
lamina5432: I feel like they need to meet bardlbe and gib in a short.
Chenderle: no toucho the gobbo
RatekStormcrow:
Do you think they chose puppets because they are as far from AI art away as possible ?
DAC169: "we didn't touch your legend, so don't touch ours NODDERS "
Bruceski: Forget Fleem, we have potential new Magic mascots up there with Sparky
owlprices: theyre kinda milling themselves hard
GredGredmansson: its a may but yeah
definenull: still gotta say, a puppet ppr or crack a pack would be rad
Bruceski: @RatekStormcrow I've been wondering that about their "hey here's footage of the cards being painted" shorts/videos
goombalax: ppr where everyone is a puppet except Adam
Vandristine: Adam would be the human in a muppet movie yeah
BrowneePointz: Cori
MorganteMaggiore: paul
raulghoulia: Adam gives big Michael Caine energy
EvilBadman: Whoever is running the board
Bruceski: Cameron just in a state of shellshock
fjordsword: Adam is already a Muppet
Chartle: should be a friday nights
Dr_fragenstien: they're going to run out of cards in a few turns
rosesmcgee: But is Adam a Michael Caine or a Tim Curry?
lamina5432: think if we got like a loot and a fleem doing an 8 puppet draft.
hyalopterous: Tim curry, because he's amuppet
Strebenherz: Okay I thought i was imagining things but i had clicked back in the vod and WAS rehearing a part. groundhogs day vibes
GredGredmansson: we will have 9 mana
Dr_fragenstien: you really need to draw descending darkness soon. Thank goodness for Sanar
Dr_fragenstien: but you also need a black creature...
BrowneePointz: we need to draw into wrath yea but if we draw our wrath they’re just kinda dead
A_Dub888: What’s up gamers, how’s Shadowyn?
GredGredmansson: we can remove a counter from our fairy to trade
Dr_fragenstien: gotta do what you gotta do
TheMadChicken: we have to just wait out their library at this point no?
GredGredmansson: i wouldn't chance it
Dr_fragenstien: even if they rip removal you have an attack, still good
northos: remember to animate your core while doing this next lift...
Dr_fragenstien: oh...
Dr_fragenstien: true, the lifelink elf is good with the bairn, though I'm not sure your opponent has enough cards in their librarby to matter
MorganteMaggiore: it is also a wyrd as a type yes
Vandristine: and legs
A_Dub888: I thought wierds were on Ravnica
BrowneePointz: I think this cycle is based on the hatchlings
Desruprot: The Lore of Lorwyn
lochnessseammonster: the lorewyn
KhazzyB: and then you have the sheer abject horror of Chameleon Colossus
lamina5432: what about when they cribswap your child
Vandristine: how many cards do we have?
Dr_fragenstien: this deck is so gross
tryllebanjo: Windoooows
TheMadChicken: the power of card advantage!
BrowneePointz: Glister Bairn, and Sanar, are DUMB
Bruceski: we heard it
raulghoulia: what a game
Lysander_salamander: nice
Dog_of_Myth:
GredGredmansson: lorwyn!
evil_h2o_elf: ooh, now I'm curious what would happen to the board on a mill kill
Dr_fragenstien: I do think this deck will struggle against something like goblins
Marvoleath: more like Lore-win
tehfewl: ok that deck is cracked
kamilucky: lor did infact wyn
00gogo00: if I ever make a video game I'm gonna make it have a random chance to play a windows noise every few hours
A_Dub888: ur ridiculous (affectionate)
Spades_Slicc: If you haven't seen the mill kill thing go challenge John Darnielle of the Mountain Goats
Dr_fragenstien: heck you might even evoke deceit for once
Spades_Slicc: Who up evolving they wilds?
GredGredmansson: @00gogo00 i believe Pony Island has a fight where you "lose if you get distracted" and it plays Discord noises
GredGredmansson: tabbing out makes you lose
tehfewl: im only wilding my evolves
Laserbeaks_Fury: She Evolve on my Wilds till I search my library
MorganteMaggiore: bant? but this is lorwyn, not alara
Spades_Slicc: evoke deceit
Dr_fragenstien: the double black mode might help
MorganteMaggiore: but we prob gonna go back to alara soon i guess
Desruprot: @MorganteMaggiore with this set Alara is the next major return set I think
Spades_Slicc: You can't bounce their creature, no double U
Spades_Slicc: now you can bounce
Dr_fragenstien: yeah, it's turning out well
TheMadChicken: that was a fine play
BrowneePointz: hell ya weird brid
KingOfDoma: How much does your unblockableness help you now, Gravelgill jerk? Ha, gottem
RockPusher: Biiiig not bird
GredGredmansson: yeah picking elemental for our land is good, all our big stuff is that
lamina5432: go birds
RockPusher: "bird"
EvilBadman: 404: birds not found in nfl playoffs
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MorganteMaggiore: it's fun becaus strato is a part of the atmosphere
MorganteMaggiore: kinda
tryllebanjo: Full retail Deceit!
RockPusher:
weird lil froods more bird than weird bird
Dog_of_Myth:
Vandristine: oh
KingOfDoma: Maybe they had to go to the bathroom
TommyGoodale: wow
ContingentCat: not okie dokie
MorganteMaggiore: it's content day, not discontent day
Earthenone:
how dare they condede to mythics! people were doing that to oko for the other team this morning
thatkato: A happy content day to you too sir.
CaptainSpam: Victory by meh
EvilBadman: Cori and Kathleen got a couple of OP early concedes with Oko out
angelo_m3_s3: hello man, here from brasil. You were fighting with a big youtuber from brasil called Thiago, DiarioPlaninauta. bye
Laserbeaks_Fury: Gonna have to be careful when I order my Deceit triggers
GredGredmansson: i still want to hear Shadowmoor Oko's voice
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Maybe they needed to poop, @lo
GredGredmansson: @Laserbeaks_Fury well by default they are the "favorable" ones
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atinyspacemarine: bye angelo
Dr_fragenstien: yeah, I was going to say
definenull: Oops
Dr_fragenstien: never punished
TheMadChicken: never doubted
Vinewood_OG: Bienvenido
tycoonbosh: Had it the whole time.
tryllebanjo: Taalia! Nice!
ContingentCat: hardly the worst first chat one could do and bounce
GredGredmansson:
GredGredmansson: oh, she's ALSO off meta
Diabore: Oh right, that new show on the lrr channel was good g
RockPusher: ContingentCat a little awkward but seemingly well intentioned - will take that over hate spewers and spam bots
A_Dub888: @Diabore ^
Laserbeaks_Fury: It really does feel like Changlings just go "I'm a Kithkin!" and everyone else just agrees to encourgae them
tryllebanjo: prolly not
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RockPusher: Indeed "Hey, Deck This Out!" is 1) an excellent title and 2) a good concept for a new show
Dr_fragenstien:
you do have unbury, naming ouph
bubba0077: Not to sub-shame, but that "big youtuber" has about a quarter the subs as the LRRmtg YT channel. More than most, but...
sithenin: I kind of want to build a real playmat that can change colors like this one.
GredGredmansson: @bubba0077 sowhat?
tryllebanjo: Sike
luke1x: Hey guys how you enjoying the set so far
MorganteMaggiore: furthermore
Juliamon: bubba0077 What was the point of mentioning it if not to sub-shame?
Lord_Hosk: Should I go to a pre-release on Friday?
Diabore: Yes
Moomin_Latte: oof
dm818: emptiness seems powerful
Bruceski: @Lord_Hosk If you can still find one. The ones by me all sold out quick
MTGDiversity: @Lord_Hosk yes because i'm giving you a ride to it
GredGredmansson: return the ouphe + a changeling?
Maximals2000: Can't wait to force elves in limited
Bugberry: I want to go to one, but my friends have to reschedule, so we'll buy prerelease packs and do our own.
Grimnus: Oh that cards a limited bomb
lochnessseammonster:
GredGredmansson: uhoh
emperorchampion: yj ofc
lamina5432: I can only go to a Saturday one
MTGDiversity: lol planning to go to YJ but that's based only on thinking they still don't actually do pre registering
Lysander_salamander: wow
TeaGarrison: so you’re saying I should have signed up for the prerelease when my local shop said there were still 6 spots available today. I was on the fence.
BrowneePointz: top deck deceit and discard let’s goooo
Vandristine: is that one the fixed cathar's crusade or was that in the commander deck
EJGRgunner: Hey Graham, you and I are a similar age. Do you ever find yourself looking back at your younger self, evaluating past decisions? Thinking to yourself, "Man, I should really have gone with G$ instead of G*?"
MTGDiversity: new YJ is just so huge I think Lord of the Rings was the only time they came close to having to turn people away
BrowneePointz: cmon top deck Deceit
nemryn: Kathleen and Cori ran into a deck with *two* Kinbinding
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idontgetmyrealname: gaining card advantage
emperorchampion: eoe was pretty full
Solo_Support: G$
CaptainSpam: G&
pleonasticTautology: also don't you go by g money on qwerpline
RockPusher: G‽
kamilucky: guh-dollar
definenull: G-octothorpe
morgoth_bauglyr: G!
00gogo00: wasn't "G dollar sign" a qwerpline joke
CaptainSpam: G, and an umaut over nothing.
ContingentCat: he does but he's almost more a cosplayer than anything
Dog_of_Myth: G $tark is right there
TeaGarrison: G money made me laugh the first time I listened to Qwerpline
CaptainSpam: *umlaut
Mai_Andra: at least you're not a programmer and calling yourself G$
Scarbble: honestly i love the bbno$ cosplay arc
Vinewood_OG:
"Team Baby Some Money" 
lamina5432: f is that only 6 weeks
Earthenone: are you heros in a half shella excited?
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dm818: I feel like TMNT will be cowabummer
BrowneePointz: we just rip deceit ez
GredGredmansson: it uses up all our blue mana
Vandristine: true easy deceit off the top
lightfut: Right so the next ppr is like next week then?
MTGDiversity: hmm how to put Cowabunga into are you winning
Dr_fragenstien: you still have sanar, so that might influence your decisions
AugmentingPath: Samar makes it a lot easier to rip deceit
MorganteMaggiore: nah, we will say "easy pizza"
Wiliart: Do you want shadowmoor of this?
BrowneePointz: deceit lets us bounce and discard no lands right
Mai_Andra: Is the TMNT a full set or smaller like AssCreed was?
Diabore: Deceit is nonland iirc
BrowneePointz: !card Deceit
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Lord_Hosk: @MTGDiversity I just called YJ, we are registered, they are "pretty full"
luke1x: Are y'all doing a fam jam whamjangle for this set?
Dr_fragenstien: it buys you some more time
EJGRgunner: I'm proud of myself. It's been a while since I got in a good long build up to stupidy.
Lord_Hosk: 6
owlprices: @Mai_Andra even worse, its a small set turned into a big set like spiderman
dm818: The vivid symbol is very nifty
Diabore: Deceit is nonland on both modes graham
GredGredmansson: @Mai_Andra i believe smaller than normal but bigger than spiderman
MTGDiversity: @Lord_Hosk oh! fabulous....
GredGredmansson: @owlprices it was not "turned into" a big set
Lord_Hosk: I have a phone
grgriffin3: Hosk can't go to prerelease, he has homework
kumatsu:
YJ doesn't just have a tv dedicated to LRR? Rude 
definenull: Would watching draft on your phone count as outside assistance?
A_Dub888: @grgriffin3 and chores
Molator: an lgs I used to go to had a screen that would play magic videos sometimes
kumatsu: @definenull I did once give a guy OA for trying to watch coverage of the GP that weekend that was the same format in the middle of his PTQ
RockPusher: The old location being available to film that bit in FN was a nice bit of serendipity
MTGDiversity: there's a TV upstairs but i've never seen it on
CaptainSpam: The creepy thing is that their TV dedicated to LRR wasn't using the Twitch stream or YouTube channel. It was just... the crew. All the time. Staring.
Lord_Hosk: I liked how the old location had a door
Semaph:
Hiiii, cool to see the new set ^^ And it's fun to see both you and Taalia at the same time
AugmentingPath: Ooh, the sneakling gives Samar a third look
BrowneePointz: cmon deceit we need you! don’t fail us now!
GredGredmansson: @AugmentingPath and lets us cast black cards
RockPusher:
yes - but I didn't want to be mean
Mr_Horrible: "We can't lease this, what if a local comedy troupe wants it for a segment?"
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Dr_fragenstien: might have been the realtors though, just to make it look nicer
AugmentingPath: @GredGredmansson indeed. Samar might be a bit of a bomb with hybrid cards
pleonasticTautology: i need to have a friend of mine in bc go to yj to buy a copy of bump for me
grgriffin3: She shows her love with violence!
CaptainSpam: @Dr_fragenstien I mean, even then, that's more progress than they've had in quite a while, it sounds like.
Mr_Horrible:
I mean, it's possible to love the W more than the LRR 
pleonasticTautology: since it is, statistically, a copy of bump that lrr supplied
lamina5432: like most renters they think they can do it better.
MorganteMaggiore: i like to think they found SO many draft chaff around
luke1x: A different LGS will be in its spot and be the polar opposite of YJ
lirazel64: Big LoTR vibes off this music.
RockPusher: greedy landlord sabotages own interests is a well-worn trope
AugmentingPath: got a little bit of lorwyn back for your cabbage
pleonasticTautology: @luke1x giant-man
AugmentingPath: !card kinbinding
LRRbot: Kinbinding [3WW] | Enchantment | Creatures you control get +X/+X, where X is the number of creatures that entered the battlefield under your control this turn. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token.
dragonsdabest16: it's a shame that a Sanar commander deck would only ever Vivid for 2, barring off color tokens ig
dragonsdabest16: wouldn't it have been nice if the changed the rules around hybrid mana?
Chartle: the new YJ looked nice though
Lord_Hosk: A new LGS will move in and focus on Yugi-oh and the Australian sketch comedy group LLR
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tryllebanjo: Somebody quote that!
Mr_Horrible: greedy landlord still getting ahead by being less-than-useless is unfortunately ALSO a well-worn trope
MorganteMaggiore: @dragonsdabest16 unless they decide to go with the change
grgriffin3: The Shimmercreep art is deeply unpleasant (complimentary)
GredGredmansson: does this deck have ANY enchantment removal?
BrowneePointz: Taalia you’re supposed to top deck nothing
Bruceski: Huh, they didn't grab the goblin
TeaGarrison: this music reminds me of wrath of the lich king
SageOfSquirrels: @BrowneePointz ^^]
EJGRgunner: Enough of well-worn tropes. We need some fresh-knit tropes.
pleonasticTautology: there's 2
pleonasticTautology: !card keep out
LRRbot: Keep Out [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Keep Out deals 4 damage to target tapped creature. / • Destroy target enchantment.
Earthenone: your mythic can bounce it then make them discard it i supose
pleonasticTautology: !card unforgiving aim
LRRbot: Unforgiving Aim [2G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with flying. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Create a 2/2 black and green Elf creature token.
Spades_Slicc: Why didn't you draft enchantment removal?
pleonasticTautology: oh also
Bugberry: @Spades_Slicc Dimir too
pleonasticTautology: !card pyrrhic strike
LRRbot: Pyrrhic Strike [2W] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may blight 2. / Choose one. If this spell's additional cost was paid, choose both instead. / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or greater.
Mr_Horrible: no enchantment removals at the hardware store
Dr_fragenstien: also not really playing the colors of enchantment removal
RockPusher:
"Old YJ Location" - a stop on the hypothetical LRR Victoria walking tour
luke1x: @lord_hosk would the Australian group be called ready set walk?
Mr_Horrible: I mean core's a 4/4
pleonasticTautology: but yeah, there's Some
Bugberry: @Dr_fragenstien Black gets it sometimes, but not something to rely on.
AugmentingPath: getting the firdoch out is nice for getting more Samar value
Vandristine: that is Samar for you
AugmentingPath: manually order triggers
Mr_Horrible: can kinda start trying to abyss them
lirazel64: New trope: well-meaning landlord offers clean, well-maintained store a reasonable rent, secures excellent tenant with loyal customers.
GredGredmansson: oh hey enchantment removal
MTGDiversity: do we have colour preferences yet in this set
MorganteMaggiore: i would love to just put the deck on the right
Syntheticuh:
wait they gave us an advantage bar?
Mr_Horrible: @lirazel64 I'll read that fic
Oxdans: are*
SageOfSquirrels:
@lirazel64 yee 
RockPusher: *bing bong* Beej your life!
pleonasticTautology:
erika only finished painting her minis last night
AugmentingPath: @GredGredmansson love some nice UB enchantment removal
grgriffin3: Other humans exist? I dunno, I'm gonna need to see some evidence of that
generalnuk: might draw out
Dr_fragenstien: it also adds 3 flying to the clock
GredGredmansson: @lirazel64 isn't that just "Reasonable Authority Figure"?
Diabore: Is that our last nonland?
pleonasticTautology: @grgriffin3 luckily i'm a pokémon
ElektroTal: are yall drafting or sealed ing?
AugmentingPath: @Diabore Look like it
MorganteMaggiore: @MTGDiversity i like shadowmoor sky lots of purple
pleonasticTautology: hi shivam!
ElektroTal: cool, see you in the queues!
grgriffin3: @pleonasticTautology Luckyyy, I'm only a Digimon
SageOfSquirrels: If you're not going to draw every card, why are they in your deck?
luke1x: Oh love the vivid marker!
pleonasticTautology: @grgriffin3 "only", that's SO flexible
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RockPusher:
Erika getting to show off the fruits many a painting stream 
ChrisPjuegos: mana rock can become a 4/4 right?
cmdrzellgaudis: lorwyn!
Bruceski: Has this account gotten the "win with no cards in deck" yet?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That with Kinbinding? Yikes.
BrowneePointz: yep worm harvest on a body
DrLigmaPhD: Forget Prime Time, it's the Worm Term
AugmentingPath: @Bruceski I'm not sure streamer event achievements carry over
tehfewl: cute worm token
Strebenherz: james land curse strikes again
grgriffin3:
BrowneePointz: literally down to the wire
hyalopterous: Wrong card game
BrowneePointz: dang this deck rules
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If she has Settle, we can get those last two lands!
tryllebanjo: GG!
GredGredmansson: both decks were sick
DrLigmaPhD: Settle feels so quaint in a world of Farewells
AugmentingPath: I heard settle the wreckage is in this format on an official stream
KingOfDoma: Taalia rules for letting that attack through
Coogrr: if they ever special guest settle no one will ever forgive them
GredGredmansson: what was the name i can look it up
00gogo00: oh wow
RockPusher: Weird lil guy cheevos
Bugberry: Some were earned earlier I saw
00gogo00: the changelings are gonna mess up all of those
Strebenherz: LOL
00gogo00: that's kinda funy
northos: we've broken the meta wide open
GredGredmansson: final boss?
Semaph: So we should all build changelings to get all achievements! Nice to know ^^
RockPusher: See ya James
Bugberry: UB sets are lacking in certain traditional Magic types, so this kind of makes up for those.
grgriffin3: Byeeee!
Scarbble: ok byeeeee
luke1x: How much longer we streaming for?
Vandristine: dear god its Pinkie Pie
tryllebanjo: noice
pleonasticTautology: @Vandristine only one pinkie pie, though
Mr_Horrible: spell snare stays winning
pleonasticTautology: not infinite pinkies pie
grgriffin3: We're about to be annihilated by the power of laughter and reality-bending pink madness!
Kazman20a: afk starts in 30 min so probably that
generalnuk: unblockable draw cards
KingOfDoma: At least Alex sticks to a theme
MorganteMaggiore: tl dr contered
BrowneePointz: sygg AND Brigid!?
pleonasticTautology: @grgriffin3 i'm fine with this
Mr_Horrible: there's so many g's in their deck
Bugberry: I've had my "cast zombies/demons" achievement progress stagnate recently because little to none of those in Avatar, Edge or Spider-man.
Bruceski: Changelings should pick a random noise every time they enter
GredGredmansson: they can't flip her right now
Spades_Slicc: Is it the noise they *have* to make or the noise they *want* to make?
tehfewl: Brigid did you mean Gaea's Cradle?
Earthenone: they dont have green, it was just a 1/1
Earthenone: with a 3/2
Strebenherz: @Spades_Slicc yes
Desruprot:
lamina5432: maybe they are splashing
Bugberry: I'm dissapointed new Brigid has nothing to do with archery.
Dr_fragenstien: that sounds good, gives you an extra free attack with the extractor
Flyingdelorion: counterspell incoming?
MorganteMaggiore: is there a quench?
GredGredmansson: there's a cancel
Flyingdelorion: hooray!
Mai_Andra:
"Hey, we found that counterspell you specifically requested"
A_Dub888: imflockster!
Vandristine: i guess just to not discard flock imposter?
MorganteMaggiore: @GredGredmansson yeah but i can play around quench, cancel or similar not so much
BrowneePointz: tree draws
Dr_fragenstien: i think it's the treefolk. The trick is a lot worse now that you know it's there
generalnuk: treefoak draws cards
grgriffin3: I'd take the treefolk
Earthenone: a face up combat trick is also a pretty bad card
grgriffin3: But I've also never claimed to be good at this game
BrowneePointz: and we’re off to the races
AugmentingPath: combat trick is also somewhat worse because you know about it
GredGredmansson: sanar time?
phoenixletmeuseadashd: odd timing
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pleonasticTautology: Rime Chill sounds like a new Mountain Dew flavor
drexciya808:
1000 wednesday nights
KingOfDoma: That shore is a lurker right there
jamesinor: I'm so tired
BrowneePointz: we can bind the flyer and freeze the other two lol
pleonasticTautology: @jamesinor take a nap in the orchestra pit
AugmentingPath: it almost feels like it would be worth cutting the firdoch core so it stops gumming up your Sanar triggers
Dr_fragenstien: it's a pretty good use case
RatekStormcrow: I just realized "Can not be ntapped" as opposed to "Does not untap"
generalnuk: two turn open attacks
GredGredmansson: nice job getting them on upkeep
jamesinor: @pleonasticTautology We don't have one, this school doesn't even have a stage. We're doing the Car(o)l... It's on tuesday and I'm very nervous
BrowneePointz: oo rot
generalnuk: could kill only blocker
Spades_Slicc: It's Wednesday!!! Who authorized that!?!?!?
drexciya808:
grgriffin3: Love the large magical spider-goat
Shadowsoflife: Wednesday?
northos: death to chronos
Mr_Horrible: I've been playing Hades 2, so I'm beating his ass don't worry
Desruprot: death to chronos
goombalax: they're probably from Greenwich
Strebenherz: Okay where did we get a JACE PUPPET avatar?
A_Dub888: it’s Wednesday, you know what that means
Vinewood_OG: I have some feedback for Time's next performance review.
Shadowsoflife: Death to chronos
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MTGDiversity: probably Teferi's fault
pctjoe: lol isn't it new year's steve?
lamina5432: sounds like more people need to play hades 2
Strebenherz: Unsettling
drexciya808: lmao
Bugberry: board wipe could mess them up
Spades_Slicc: Jace puppet is from OG eldraine and makes the arena shop rounds every so often
GredGredmansson: board wipe kills their lord
Mr_Horrible:
Cult Guildmage had more of a lasting impact on magic than the whole War of the Spark
Dr_fragenstien: that is funny!
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GredGredmansson: @Spades_Slicc isn't it from WAR?
Spades_Slicc: maybe it is
Spades_Slicc: Never played WAR
Dr_fragenstien: might as well attack with the nuisance
generalnuk: lethal attacks?
drexciya808: GG
GredGredmansson: i'd say yes
Mr_Horrible: it's from Ravnica Allegiance, yes
Dr_fragenstien: right they know, so if they block the creature dies, if not they take the damage
BrowneePointz: they did the combat math
generalnuk: menes
AugmentingPath: I think you may have lethal with the menace, yeah
Mr_Horrible: it's on the Cult Guildmage (the rakdos one from that block)
Dr_fragenstien: oh right the trick, i forgor
BrowneePointz: yea they block deceit to trade with pump and go to 4
generalnuk: Attack without board wipe is leathal
panpan_unbroken: their best block on board leaves them dead if you activate Fae
AugmentingPath: Is it lethal without the Darkness Descends?
Vandristine: they have trick as well
AugmentingPath: I guess they go to 1
Dr_fragenstien: nice!
drexciya808: noice
grgriffin3: Big dub!
TommyGoodale: congrats!
dumbo3k: Congrats!
Strebenherz: @Mr_Horrible ahh gotcha
magical_writer: Nice
Semaph: GG
TeaGarrison: well done!
drexciya808: oh and the token yee
Strebenherz: That's a bomb
SmashTCG: bonkers
drexciya808: that art ...ahhh
TeaGarrison: i LOVE that art
SmashTCG: is the term i beleive
ekplayscards:
That card's gonna be nonsensical in commander
Semaph: Any advise for the prerelease this week? Any cards to watch out for?
BrowneePointz: it’s going to stay pricey FOREVER cuz of Commander
Strebenherz: SLIVERS PLEASE? Goblins please
hyalopterous: Seemsgood
drexciya808: some kind of russian icon artwork .. cool!!
A_Dub888: I’d like morwyn of Lorwyn
Diabore: @Semaph Open good, dont open bad
drexciya808: *style
Bugberry: Every set has a 6 mana mythic artifact problem.
dm818: isn't rhys the only elf in white?
Strebenherz: @BrowneePointz yeah basically every single creature type edh ever
Bruceski: If you use Sanar to exile, say, a UG card does it say "that's your blue and green options used up" or could you then also grab a blue card (assuming you had UG on board for Vivid)?
lamina5432: not a lot of white
Gekyouryuu: oh, hey, Rhys. we can earthbend a Dark Depths and go to town
loufghyslaufey: An "Emblem," if you will... (plus removable anyway)
MorganteMaggiore: badger badger
TommyGoodale: Do you get to keep these cards or is this a phantom sealed event?
Semaph:
@Diabore That's always a thing to hope for Let's pray to the cardgods to get good cards ^^
grgriffin3: Elf-emental?
Shadowsoflife: !card Chronicle of victory
LRRbot: Chronicle of Victory [6] | Legendary Artifact | As Chronicle of Victory enters, choose a creature type. / Creatures you control of the chosen type get +2/+2 and have first strike and trample. / Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen type, draw a card.
drexciya808: giant snails haunted my dreams last night
generalnuk: black also has elfs
drexciya808: man is dialed
Mr_Horrible: @Bruceski usually when an effect lets you pick one instance of a bunch of types or traits, you specify which you're fulfilling with each choice, and each choice only fulfills 1
TeaGarrison: Abzan seems dece
Mr_Horrible: so stuff like Atraxa, Sundering Titan, WUBRG Niv, etc
drexciya808: selesnya yee
loufghyslaufey: Rhys got "redeemed" again? Man, redemption arcs have kinda gone unsatisfying since Ajani got his...
Mr_Horrible: although I guess WUBRG Niv, a card can't fit multiple traits
MorganteMaggiore: rhys the redemest
grgriffin3: Rhys is getting Gommaged
ekplayscards: Rhys the Redeemed 2 Redemer Boogaloo
Mr_Horrible: he caught that Infinity Stone disease
KingOfDoma: "I don't feel so good, Mr. Maralen"
MTGDiversity: Rhys go undeemed
MorganteMaggiore: muruganda?
cha_chb: The GW hybrid card is pretty good though, grabs a land anyway?
Spades_Slicc: He's gone to live has he?
northos: is that Emptiness in the background of Rhys's art?
Strebenherz: Et go home
aitsu100: He went to smell the flowers up state
MTGDiversity: *got
realbadatthis_: rhys got redead
MorganteMaggiore: rhys will return in avengers doomsday
northos: oh no it's one of the sun/moon gods
DAC169:
so why is it now "-t:crea" to put creatures up top? 
TheAwkes: More like dereamed...
Bruceski: @Mr_Horrible That's what I thought but the picks during gameplay seemed to contradict that. I only realized as I was asking the question that the colors you pick need to be on board so for example if there's no green in play a UG hybrid can only be picked as the blue choice.
TeaGarrison: one specific dev has preferences and put that ish on all of us
dolphgrim: 126 months? Almost a year! Hang in there! You got this. 😎
loufghyslaufey:
Its allows you tk sort by type based on deckbuilding, so I've heard 
SmashTCG: it Kills you
MorganteMaggiore: oh right the "weirdly not a legendary" card
loufghyslaufey: *to sort by type
00gogo00: hyped to build with moonshadow for constructed
Mr_Horrible: @Bruceski fair. TBH I didn't actually remember exactly what the U/R first-year's actual ability text pertaining to colors was
drexciya808:
SmashTCG: the modern playof this on 1, turn two, fetchland, discard2 draw3, discarding at least 1 dredge card turns it into a 2 turn threat
Bruceski: @Mr_Horrible I think your interpretation is correct, hybrid mana just makes it tricky to read someone else's gameplay on the fly
MorganteMaggiore: correct, an ouphe
dumbo3k: you've got the dawns light archer, thats a 4/2
Mr_Horrible: glad that dusk urchins got a nod
grgriffin3: "Spry and Mighty" feels like a very LRR-coded name for a card
dolphgrim: How light is that archer, anyway?
holdoncaulfield: Dude this guy just curved into three straight rares basically lol
Mr_Horrible:
Omar Rayyan art
MorganteMaggiore: yes
Shadowsoflife: Yes
dolphgrim: Yes. I'm pretty sure
GredGredmansson: i'm personally more scaredof the giant
Bruceski: Rarier
drewm1022: Mr Sandman. Bring me a dream.
magical_writer: getting free second spell seems scarier
dolphgrim: I have a phobia of giants
drexciya808: kill dreams
drexciya808: excellent
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lamina5432: good ste
A_Dub888: time is
loufghyslaufey:
Hey. Hold on! ? How are the Llurgoyfs NOT maacots to the LRR channel by now? They literally have the pronounciation "LRR" in their creature type(s)
idontgetmyrealname: has been fun and next kill team will also be fun
loufghyslaufey: Well, unofficially...?
dolphgrim: LRRgoyfs
drexciya808: bril
Ivannorr: Seems like a great playtest card
Mr_Horrible: "LRRgoyf's power is equal to the number of online comedy sketches in your archive, and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1"
DAC169: new creature in next UN-set: LRRgoyf
Spades_Slicc: Power is equal to the number of Runner's in all graveyards, toughness is that +1
GredGredmansson: uhhhhh that's a yikes
dolphgrim: @Spades_Slicc Graveyards?? 😬😬
Spades_Slicc: It's how the goyfs work
Spades_Slicc: I don't make the trends
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible It could actually work in playtests, p/t equal to twice (or three times) the number of "runners" in your graveyard and on the battlefield
Sogheim: deathtouch looks great against the 10/4
Mr_Horrible: Ach! Hans, run - er, I mean ready, it's the LRRgoyf!"
dolphgrim: I know. 😅 It just sounds scary for them to be in there!
grgriffin3: That's a big 10/4, good buddy
Mr_Horrible: @Diabore true, we *do* actually have a creature type for them
dolphgrim: #toomanygoblins
Strebenherz: holy bus boneclub berserker
Strebenherz: @dolphgrim heresy
ContingentCat: Oops all goblins
lamina5432: that goblin with the rare pump spell you had could easily be a one hit kill in this format
Strebenherz: what pump spell?
grgriffin3: UH OH
Strebenherz: OH NO
DAC169:
oh no 
dm818: oh are you just dead?
GredGredmansson: DEEP YIKES
Diabore: i dont think they can attack at least
Molator: uh oh
Strebenherz: !findquote hosed
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KingOfDoma: And here I was worried that card would be too slow to play
dolphgrim: Simply play more rares, Graham.
owlprices: @Strebenherz spry and mighty
Mr_Horrible: Germans: "no you still have to take the damage"
dolphgrim: Big gob lin
dolphgrim: The reluctant dawn guard had his reasons for being reluctant...
Diabore: maybe should have left speaker up to block so morcants enchantment could be better
Shrengar: they might be dead?
GredGredmansson: summon an even larger man
Strebenherz: Good grief
ContingentCat: A reluctant Dawn Guard is what happens if someone wins the lottery and donates it to desert bus right at the end
TeaGarrison: send it
Mr_Horrible:
4-mana 10/10 at uncommon, magic's changed
dolphgrim: OP has gone to za tank.
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible with trample even
GredGredmansson: they might have instant speed plays
Diabore: they need to block the 10/10 regardless
TeaGarrison: @diabore belch emoji
loufghyslaufey: Do it, opponent. Block the "Tin/TIN!"
GredGredmansson: that's just dead.
drexciya808: sweet
Mr_Horrible: ah, well then
loufghyslaufey: Oh, they did. Kay.
grgriffin3: Well, that's a shame
Diabore: OH NO
Mr_Horrible: good thing we have a backup
Shrengar: what does your enchantment do?
grgriffin3: Well, that's ALSO a shame.
drexciya808: ojeez
Getter404: This is the weirdest dang Kill Team table
Diabore: thats so much first strike
dolphgrim: Thur be gurblins
loufghyslaufey: Gross, what? And you opened this too?
Spades_Slicc: If only you had a 10/10
Mr_Horrible:
drexciya808: plus giant growth
drexciya808: nm
HiimDant: block with the team, let them figure it out?
dolphgrim: @loufghyslaufey Allegedly
GredGredmansson: giant and 2/4?
TeaGarrison: looks like you needed to full send last turn
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If they had saved their combat trick, we'd just be dead.
Spades_Slicc: Future stuff is a future problem
Diabore: they have 20 first strike on block
loufghyslaufey: Uh.... uhh... uh, where's Witch's Vengeance. No, wait. Wrong set. Dammit!
Shadowsoflife: and trample
dolphgrim: YES
Baseclef: All according to plan.
drexciya808: awesome
Mr_Horrible: kind of awkward still, but we'll see how it shakes out
tryllebanjo: T(h)ree elves
Diabore: super very dead
drewm1022: full send fuck it!
dolphgrim: In the pool, kids
Mr_Horrible: one of these chronicles is lying
drexciya808: argh
grgriffin3: Man, what a deck
Mr_Horrible: good golly
dragonsdabest16: when the cats gettin gthe spot light
Strebenherz: holy bus
rosesmcgee: OP built the format's statistically perfect goblin deck
tryllebanjo: ooooooof
WiJohn: You may be in trouble
Mr_Horrible: hee hee hoo hoo
Dromos_GHG: lol
dragonsdabest16: gg
grgriffin3: I respect it, opponent!
drexciya808: gg
Shadowsoflife: gg
dolphgrim: Love to see it.
Mr_Horrible: fun game to watch, at least
magical_writer: I don't know if a goblin deck could do better than that.
drexciya808: ty!
Strebenherz: thank you graham
RockPusher:
Thank you G
grgriffin3: Thanks, G!
Chenderle: thanks for the stream
Semaph:
GG
magical_writer: thank you for the stream.
Earthenone: !patreon
Earthenone: !pride
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KWardJenx: Thank you
Earthenone: !cardkingdom
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hyalopterous: GG
TeaGarrison: thanks for the stream!
Earthenone: !dragonshield
Shadowsoflife: they did this
shaer_twg: that goblin deck was sealed and not draft??
lamina5432: gnight
Flyingdelorion: Thank you Graham! Have a good night!
magical_writer: big day. thank you
morgwen921: byee
ContingentCat:
Thanks G
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: attack mode socks
Shadowsoflife: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #8247: "Can a sandwich tell the future?" —Paul [2022-09-24]
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Have you tried just shouting at it?
Shadowsoflife: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get a crystal for all your bathing suit zone purposes.
RandomTrivia: !vaselineorbarcodealloneword
LRRbot: Vaseline!
RockPusher: !findquote plastic
LRRbot: Quote #3443: "Ian, please do not touch the melty plastic with your skin" —Cori [2016-09-19]
ContingentCat: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
RandomTrivia:
!
Earthenone:
Dog_of_Myth:
CaptainSpam: And we're back.
Getter404: !findquote marines
LRRbot: Quote #8611: "If I do one thing, it's marinate." —Cameron [2023-07-24]
Shadowsoflife:
Shadowsoflife: !findquote Kill team
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Shadowsoflife: Fair
Juliamon: ooh nice photo in the going-live post
smurfomancer: Dinner with a side of spehs marines? Don't mind if I do!
BraveOthello: I for one am excited to see Erika win the War in Heaven
RockPusher: [wubbins intensifies]
Shadowsoflife: Some good wubs
BraveOthello: LRR wubs best wubs
dead_delver: I am wubbing my belly right now.
BraveOthello: @dead_delver Careful not to drop anything on it
RockPusher:
Spoon™ 
BraveOthello: S O O N
BraveOthello: N O W
TheWanderingNomad: Space Elves VS Space Mummies lets go!
RockPusher:
TheWanderingNomad:
Oh is this why Erika had an emergency painting stream last night?
IsSecretlyPaul: omg thats ben
ContingentCat: Hello Cam and Erika
IsSecretlyPaul: painting
ArdCollider: hi Cam, Erika, Max, Ben
RockPusher:
smurfomancer: Which would win: Changeling the Dreaming or Mummy the Resurrection?
dead_delver: AoS nurgle dudes?
Bugberry: Just got my Votann Grimnyr in the mail and ready to assemble.
ContingentCat: Hi Max and Ben
compactdisco subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 74 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, compactdisco! (Today's storm count: 38)
Bugberry: boarding actions!
IsSecretlyPaul: thats above average for most into the dark purchasers
RockPusher:
look at all those assembled GPUs
Fruan: wowwww
MacbethSeemsSus: Into the dark, into the dark, and home before woods.
BraveOthello: Classical or modern Greek?
somebasil: Wooo Kill Team!
Dog_of_Myth: !store
LRRbot:
The LoadingReadyRun store has returned! Merch selection is currently limited but there is more on the way. Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy a thing or two!
Shadowsoflife:
pete_manatap: ah plastic crack funds
BusTed: ✨
Getter404: Probably!
Shadowsoflife: Yea
public_key_reveal_party: hope you're enjoying the eternal war, we're just glad something survived
TheWriterAleph: most things are.
Bugberry: We are Heresy in more ways than one.
Rhynerd: Skirmish in Heaven is a great name
Rhynerd: also, hello
Shadowsoflife: o/
BraveOthello: Calling the zombies in War in Heaven 2: This Time Without Feeling
TheWriterAleph: Heresy is my least favorite chocolate bar.
RandomTrivia: That's a cool mechanic
maxlethebeast: Go Necrons!
IsSecretlyPaul: they call it a canoptek circle cause it does what it says on the can
RandomTrivia:
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheWriterAleph If Hershey's gives its profits to orphans, where do Heresy Chocolate's earnings go?
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
Dog_of_Myth:
IsSecretlyPaul: fun bases
Lysander_salamander: love the paint colors
BraveOthello: Scary girl and her boys
Getter404: Their job is to be Large.
Lysander_salamander: Got a nice look of corrosion and tarnish
Lysander_salamander: Like a collection of violent pennies
Territan: Not so much "dead" as "terminally antisocial."
TheWanderingNomad: OH GOD NOT THE JAR
Rhynerd: Shadow Realm a motherbusser
Getter404: You poke them in such a way that time has decided that they are not.
Strebenherz: time to reset the jar timer
public_key_reveal_party: "you come across a chaos space marine locked in a jar"
smurfomancer: Is that where Adam keeps getting them from?
realbadatthis_: swords to plowshares that nerd
dead_delver: tiny guns!
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