GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Warhammer 40,000: Kill Team) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (12m from now).
lamina5432: good ste
A_Dub888: time is
loufghyslaufey:
Hey. Hold on! 
? How are the Llurgoyfs NOT maacots to the LRR channel by now? They literally have the pronounciation "LRR" in their creature type(s)
idontgetmyrealname: has been fun and next kill team will also be fun
loufghyslaufey: Well, unofficially...?
dolphgrim: LRRgoyfs
drexciya808: bril
Ivannorr: Seems like a great playtest card
Mr_Horrible: "LRRgoyf's power is equal to the number of online comedy sketches in your archive, and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1"
DAC169: new creature in next UN-set: LRRgoyf
Spades_Slicc: Power is equal to the number of Runner's in all graveyards, toughness is that +1
GredGredmansson: uhhhhh that's a yikes
dolphgrim: @Spades_Slicc Graveyards?? 😬😬
Spades_Slicc: It's how the goyfs work
Spades_Slicc: I don't make the trends
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible It could actually work in playtests, p/t equal to twice (or three times) the number of "runners" in your graveyard and on the battlefield
Sogheim: deathtouch looks great against the 10/4
Mr_Horrible: Ach! Hans, run - er, I mean ready, it's the LRRgoyf!"
dolphgrim: I know. 😅 It just sounds scary for them to be in there!
grgriffin3: That's a big 10/4, good buddy
Mr_Horrible: @Diabore true, we *do* actually have a creature type for them
dolphgrim: #toomanygoblins
Strebenherz: holy bus boneclub berserker
Strebenherz: @dolphgrim heresy
ContingentCat: Oops all goblins
lamina5432: that goblin with the rare pump spell you had could easily be a one hit kill in this format
Strebenherz: what pump spell?
grgriffin3: UH OH
Strebenherz: OH NO
DAC169:
oh no 
dm818: oh are you just dead?
GredGredmansson: DEEP YIKES
Diabore: i dont think they can attack at least
Molator: uh oh
Strebenherz: !findquote hosed
LRRbot: Quote #4544: "It rubs the mayo on its lamb or else it gets the hose again." —Matt [2017-12-13]
KingOfDoma: And here I was worried that card would be too slow to play
dolphgrim: Simply play more rares, Graham.
owlprices: @Strebenherz spry and mighty
Mr_Horrible: Germans: "no you still have to take the damage"
dolphgrim: Big gob lin
dolphgrim: The reluctant dawn guard had his reasons for being reluctant...
Diabore: maybe should have left speaker up to block so morcants enchantment could be better
Shrengar: they might be dead?
GredGredmansson: summon an even larger man
Strebenherz: Good grief
ContingentCat: A reluctant Dawn Guard is what happens if someone wins the lottery and donates it to desert bus right at the end
TeaGarrison: send it
Mr_Horrible:
4-mana 10/10 at uncommon, magic's changed 
dolphgrim: OP has gone to za tank.
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible with trample even
GredGredmansson: they might have instant speed plays
Diabore: they need to block the 10/10 regardless
TeaGarrison: @diabore belch emoji
loufghyslaufey: Do it, opponent. Block the "Tin/TIN!"
GredGredmansson: that's just dead.
drexciya808: sweet
Mr_Horrible: ah, well then
loufghyslaufey: Oh, they did. Kay.
grgriffin3: Well, that's a shame
Diabore: OH NO
Mr_Horrible: good thing we have a backup
Shrengar: what does your enchantment do?
grgriffin3: Well, that's ALSO a shame.
drexciya808: ojeez
Getter404: This is the weirdest dang Kill Team table
Diabore: thats so much first strike
dolphgrim: Thur be gurblins
loufghyslaufey: Gross, what? And you opened this too?
Spades_Slicc: If only you had a 10/10
Mr_Horrible:
drexciya808: plus giant growth
drexciya808: nm
HiimDant: block with the team, let them figure it out?
dolphgrim: @loufghyslaufey Allegedly
GredGredmansson: giant and 2/4?
TeaGarrison: looks like you needed to full send last turn
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If they had saved their combat trick, we'd just be dead.
Spades_Slicc: Future stuff is a future problem
Diabore: they have 20 first strike on block
loufghyslaufey: Uh.... uhh... uh, where's Witch's Vengeance. No, wait. Wrong set. Dammit!
Shadowsoflife: and trample
dolphgrim: YES
Baseclef: All according to plan.
drexciya808: awesome
Mr_Horrible: kind of awkward still, but we'll see how it shakes out
tryllebanjo: T(h)ree elves
Diabore: super very dead
drewm1022: full send fuck it!
dolphgrim: In the pool, kids
Mr_Horrible: one of these chronicles is lying
drexciya808: argh
grgriffin3: Man, what a deck
Mr_Horrible: good golly
dragonsdabest16: when the cats gettin gthe spot light
Strebenherz: holy bus
rosesmcgee: OP built the format's statistically perfect goblin deck
tryllebanjo: ooooooof
WiJohn: You may be in trouble
Mr_Horrible: hee hee hoo hoo
Dromos_GHG: lol
dragonsdabest16: gg
grgriffin3: I respect it, opponent!
drexciya808: gg
Shadowsoflife: gg
dolphgrim: Love to see it.
Mr_Horrible: fun game to watch, at least
magical_writer: I don't know if a goblin deck could do better than that.
drexciya808: ty!
Strebenherz: thank you graham
RockPusher:
Thank you G 
grgriffin3: Thanks, G!
Chenderle: thanks for the stream
Semaph:
GG 
magical_writer: thank you for the stream.
Earthenone: !patreon
Earthenone: !pride
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Earthenone: !cardkingdom
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hyalopterous: GG
TeaGarrison: thanks for the stream!
Earthenone: !dragonshield
Shadowsoflife: they did this
shaer_twg: that goblin deck was sealed and not draft??
lamina5432: gnight
Flyingdelorion: Thank you Graham! Have a good night!
magical_writer: big day. thank you
morgwen921: byee
ContingentCat:
Thanks G 
ihlendrax: !box
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Shadowsoflife: !quote
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ContingentCat: !advice
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Shadowsoflife: !badadvice
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RandomTrivia: !vaselineorbarcodealloneword
LRRbot: Vaseline!
RockPusher: !findquote plastic
LRRbot: Quote #3443: "Ian, please do not touch the melty plastic with your skin" —Cori [2016-09-19]
ContingentCat: !point
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RandomTrivia:
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Earthenone:
Dog_of_Myth:
CaptainSpam: And we're back.
Getter404: !findquote marines
LRRbot: Quote #8611: "If I do one thing, it's marinate." —Cameron [2023-07-24]
Shadowsoflife:
Shadowsoflife: !findquote Kill team
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Shadowsoflife: Fair
Juliamon: ooh nice photo in the going-live post
smurfomancer: Dinner with a side of spehs marines? Don't mind if I do!
BraveOthello: I for one am excited to see Erika win the War in Heaven
RockPusher: [wubbins intensifies]
Shadowsoflife: Some good wubs
BraveOthello: LRR wubs best wubs
dead_delver: I am wubbing my belly right now.
BraveOthello: @dead_delver Careful not to drop anything on it
RockPusher:
Spoonâ„¢ 
BraveOthello: S O O N
BraveOthello: N O W
TheWanderingNomad: Space Elves VS Space Mummies lets go!
RockPusher:
TheWanderingNomad:
Oh is this why Erika had an emergency painting stream last night? 
IsSecretlyPaul: omg thats ben
ContingentCat: Hello Cam and Erika
IsSecretlyPaul: painting
ArdCollider: hi Cam, Erika, Max, Ben
RockPusher:
smurfomancer: Which would win: Changeling the Dreaming or Mummy the Resurrection?
dead_delver: AoS nurgle dudes?
Bugberry: Just got my Votann Grimnyr in the mail and ready to assemble.
ContingentCat: Hi Max and Ben
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Bugberry: boarding actions!
IsSecretlyPaul: thats above average for most into the dark purchasers
RockPusher:
look at all those assembled GPUs
Fruan: wowwww
MacbethSeemsSus: Into the dark, into the dark, and home before woods.
BraveOthello: Classical or modern Greek?
somebasil: Wooo Kill Team!
Dog_of_Myth: !store
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Shadowsoflife:
pete_manatap: ah plastic crack funds
BusTed: ✨
Getter404: Probably!
Shadowsoflife: Yea
public_key_reveal_party: hope you're enjoying the eternal war, we're just glad something survived
TheWriterAleph: most things are.
Bugberry: We are Heresy in more ways than one.
Rhynerd: Skirmish in Heaven is a great name
Rhynerd: also, hello
Shadowsoflife: o/
BraveOthello: Calling the zombies in War in Heaven 2: This Time Without Feeling
TheWriterAleph: Heresy is my least favorite chocolate bar.
RandomTrivia: That's a cool mechanic
maxlethebeast: Go Necrons!
IsSecretlyPaul: they call it a canoptek circle cause it does what it says on the can
RandomTrivia:
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheWriterAleph If Hershey's gives its profits to orphans, where do Heresy Chocolate's earnings go?
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
Dog_of_Myth:
IsSecretlyPaul: fun bases
Lysander_salamander: love the paint colors
BraveOthello: Scary girl and her boys
Getter404: Their job is to be Large.
Lysander_salamander: Got a nice look of corrosion and tarnish
Lysander_salamander: Like a collection of violent pennies
Territan: Not so much "dead" as "terminally antisocial."
TheWanderingNomad: OH GOD NOT THE JAR
Rhynerd: Shadow Realm a motherbusser
Getter404: You poke them in such a way that time has decided that they are not.
Strebenherz: time to reset the jar timer
public_key_reveal_party: "you come across a chaos space marine locked in a jar"
smurfomancer: Is that where Adam keeps getting them from?
realbadatthis_: swords to plowshares that nerd
dead_delver: tiny guns!
Morrigan9: minecraft sword
BraveOthello: Watch that sword nerd get alpha'd off the table by the time out ray
Getter404: If you think about it, isn't eating activations the MOST damage?
Bugberry: haphazard stripes
RandomTrivia: Candy cane sword!
IsSecretlyPaul: this came out nice
ContingentCat: It's a nice vibe
goombalax: hell ya Dire avengers
BraveOthello: And fancy hats!
KeytarCat: Megaman!
Lysander_salamander: nice
ArtDecoSunburn: Do these Khaine figures also have an Egyptian theme? The leader's helmet looks a little like a pharonic Lower Egypt crown.
TheWanderingNomad: @ArtDecoSunburn I mean usually it's the Necrons that have the Egyptian theme going on
ArtDecoSunburn: Right, hence my question.
Bugberry: @TheWanderingNomad or Thousand Sons.
goombalax: I think the scorps might have similar association with scorpions in their motif as egyptians did
TheWanderingNomad: @Bugberry Oh true, I forgot about Tzeentch's Favorite Sons
darkcyril: Apparently the term is "Corinthian helmet" from my brief researching.
somebasil: I think it's been errataed to 4"
Loyal_Rook: on one hand, the Imoerium
chaos5896: go Necrons!
Loyal_Rook: on one hand, the Imperium wins. on the other, a Xenos will win
smurfomancer: Yeah, I'm only familiar with the archetypical greek helmets being called "Corinthian"
dead_delver: @darkcyril That'd be more in line with Dark Eldar.
ArtDecoSunburn: @darkcyril Makes me think of Ricardo Montelbalm saying "Fine Corinthian leather"in the old car commercials.
Shadowsoflife: Did I miss what Ben and Max are working on?
smurfomancer: But to my mind that's more about the facemask shape than the horsehair crest. You get similar crests on Roman helmets too.
ArtDecoSunburn: Hatches. Like the old Space Hulk game.
ContingentCat: @Shadowsoflife Not yet
Shadowsoflife: Thanks
dead_delver:
Tomb World has vantage. 
southpawx7n: Erica's walls are done!
BraveOthello: @ArtDecoSunburn IIRC this is set in a hulk
Bugberry: boom or woosh
southpawx7n: I'm assuming these are the same walls she's been painting on her stream?
goombalax: boom or sploosh
ArtDecoSunburn: @BraveOthello Nifty. Thanks for the info.
roastbeefsandwitch:
ooof, Kill Team, just as I need to go grocery shopping 
roastbeefsandwitch: I'll have to drop by later
Spades_Slicc:
If it's Overwatch, then where's Winston? 
ArtDecoSunburn: @roastbeefsandwitch I assume you're shopping for more roast beef?
Shadowsoflife: On the moon
RandomTrivia: Spring-loaded hatches, got it
Bugberry: door to door combat
goombalax: yeah you don't need a charge action its wild
ArtDecoSunburn: @RandomTrivia Nothing says danger like potential energy and simple machines.
RandomTrivia: Oooooh
IsSecretlyPaul: FISH ELF FISH ELF FISH ELF
Bugberry: Really they should have some soulstones as trophies.
Bugberry: But I guess that's something Chaos would do instead.
Lysander_salamander: nice
TheWanderingNomad:
Dog_of_Myth:
Enki1256: Woooow
ContingentCat: Niiice
pleonasticTautology: hahahahaha
Shadowsoflife: Nice
TheWanderingNomad: G-g-g-ghoast!?
RockPusher:
Dog_of_Myth:
RandomTrivia: Ghost horse ghost horse!
Lysander_salamander: oh, those are neat
goombalax: @Bugberry All psychically active zenos materials are to be remitted to the tech-priest for study/disposal
HadesLeprechaun: Ghorse ghorse ghorse!
Shadowsoflife: GHOST HORSE, GHOST HORSE
RandomTrivia: That is SICK
Getter404: I anticipate you learning to love AND hate the Black Coach
phoenixfeather14:
Spades_Slicc: 40K has ghosts?
chaos5896: dope wraith thing
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheWanderingNomad Jinkies, Scoob!
RandomTrivia: It looks incredibly fiddly to paint but hot damn the model is cool
Getter404: @Spades_Slicc It has ghost, vampires, ghouls, AND Skeleton Mechs
Loyal_Rook: oh no, not the Spirit Hosts, most the ghosts are easy, but those guys are rough
kusinohki: it must be named ghost rider
CaptainSpam: We don't have Space Ghost? Are we getting enough oxygen?
Spades_Slicc: Can't have space ghosts because you can't go coast to coast
IsSecretlyPaul: FISH ELF FISH ELF
Bugberry: Necron Wraiths are kind of ghosts
Lysander_salamander: oh cool
TheWanderingNomad: I'm tryhing to remember - have we done Age of Sigmar on AFK yet?
Lysander_salamander: oh heck yeah the sea elves
AugmentingPath: with a base that says "Hello, my name is Witrael"
RandomTrivia:
ArtDecoSunburn: @Getter404 The most Halloween of dark sci fi futures?
gehennam_reborn: @TheWanderingNomad Yes, with spearhead
Getter404: AoS isn't "future" so much as "nordic interpretation of Cyclical Time"
Bugberry: @Getter404 don't forget Werewolves
Shadowsoflife: where wolves?
loufghyslaufey: Eh. The ghosts aren't missing out on much. I think theie prescence would be met with more... "denial, senilism, &... doubling down on theocracy?" Something I may have missed? Besides excorcism.
TheWanderingNomad:
@gehennam_reborn I guess I have something to watch on Grave Shift later
somebasil: Trading the +1 for a +2 is the only reason I've thought of
loufghyslaufey: Also, "Dark Magician" 40K-figurine!
ArtDecoSunburn: @loufghyslaufey Wouldn't being a ghost possibly be a better outcome in the 40K universe?
dead_delver: It can be good to not go second. iirc the new approved ops winning the roll forces you to go first, but I've only gotten to p[lay it a couple times.
TheWanderingNomad: @ArtDecoSunburn I think it depends on how much Warp shenanigans you'd have to deal with...
ContingentCat: It's one of those years
DrLigmaPhD: That was very good, Ben
TheWanderingNomad: ;
Bugberry: @ArtDecoSunburn considering the afterlife is basically hell, not really. Eldar are so psychic their conciousness lingers in the Warp, making them prone to being tortured by daemons.
loufghyslaufey: @ArtDecoSunburn Did I leave out exorcism? Or whatever it is that casts spirits into the vacuum of oblivion?
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheWanderingNomad "Warp Shenanigans" would be a great cover band name.
dead_delver: @Bugberry less so linger in the warp as opposed to instantly get devoured.
sithenin: I miss the old necron lore but they are still my favorite 40k army
BraveOthello: @Getter404 Paint water, I suspect
Getter404: Ah. Delicious.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Bugberry Demons seem like they're overextended in the Warhammer universes. Is there anyone they're not torturing?
ArtDecoSunburn: @sithenin What's difference between old and new lore?
Getter404: The Chorfs. Demons show up they put them in their toasters
Bugberry: @ArtDecoSunburn Necrons mostly. Kin of the Leagues of Votann have weak souls so not particularly attractive to Daemons.
Getter404: @ArtDecoSunburn Old Necrons were basically Literally Just Terminators
dead_delver: @ArtDecoSunburn old lore they were slaves to the C'tan, new lore the C'tans are their slaves.
Getter404: Well...
Bugberry: @dead_delver via Uno Reversal.
Getter404: More like "former C'Tan slaves that broke their gods down into their component parts and shoved them into pokeballs"
ArtDecoSunburn: @Bugberry Ohh. I thought their being metallic had something to do with it.
public_key_reveal_party: I know nothing about Warhammer, but I am playing the space marine video game, and having fun with that, so I hope lrr doesn't give me another expensive hobby
ArtDecoSunburn: @Getter404 Demon bagel with schmear?
Bugberry: @ArtDecoSunburn Necrons are literally soulless, they also have tech that helps counter Warp/Psychic stuff.
ArtDecoSunburn: @dead_delver Well that's a flip.
dead_delver: @Getter404 In the old lore they were slaves to the C'tan in the at that time current period of 40k. Modern lore is where that changed 65 million years ago.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Bugberry Hmmm. As someone who only knows the lore of WFRP First Edition, this is all so wild. I'm a long way from Bogenhafen.
smurfomancer: Wait...65MYA? Please tell me the war in heaven was somehow responsible for the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.
ArtDecoSunburn: @smurfomancer That would be amazing.
Bugberry: @ArtDecoSunburn I only got into 40k this past year, so there's been a lot of lore videos I've ingested in a short amount of time.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Bugberry I appreciate your sharing the fruits of your deep dive.
BraveOthello: Paul subtly reframing the board
Getter404: I know it's a cliche at this point, but the Bricky videos are an excellent 101 primer on all the 40k factions
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dead_delver: @smurfomancer Believe it was implied, yeah. Terra would've been a maiden world and thus have a lot of dinosaurs just like all the other Eldar maiden worlds.
Shadowsoflife: Ah, my second least fave play when writing. Find the word.
Lord_Hosk: These walls look really nice
ArtDecoSunburn: @smurfomancer That would be like a punk rock John Milton. "For they also serve who stand and wait!" (Guitar shreds, asteroid hits tyranosaur)
videogameprotagonist: @Getter404 A friend recommended me Brickys newest version when I asked about Warhammer they are delightful
dead_delver: The bases go clacky click.
Bugberry: @Getter404 I like Oculus Imperia for the in-universe vibes.
smurfomancer: @dead_delver Something something kinetic bombardment "Isaac Newton is the most dangerous man in space"
sithenin: I used to play Necrons back in 3rd edition 40k So much fun just melting tanks with the basic soldiers
ArtDecoSunburn: @sithenin The early Necrons always had green accoutrements, right? Was that ooze or radiation?
dead_delver: @smurfomancer Worth mentioning also Orks were around in the war in heaven era and use asteroids as space-ships.
Bugberry: @sithenin have you seen the new Necron Destroyer Lord?
dead_delver: but no orks on Terra.\
Bugberry: @dead_delver specifically as Krorks.
sithenin: @ArtDecoSunburn Gauss weapons
ArtDecoSunburn: @smurfomancer Would that make Liebnitz his chaos archrival?
sithenin: @Bugberry I haven't really looked at much in recent years No game stores near me
Getter404: They still go, but that's up to player preference now rather than the guns being clear plastic rods lodged within perilously bendy metal frames
ArtDecoSunburn: @sithenin Oohhh
Getter404: still do*
smurfomancer: @ArtDecoSunburn Gottfried Leibnitz does kinda sound like a 40k name...
Bugberry: @sithenin basically the Necron Lord that is supposedly the origin of the Necron virus that makes some of them hate all life. Nekrosor Ammentar.
ArtDecoSunburn: Fearsome witchhunter vibes. He'd definitely fit in some back alley of WFRP.
sugarsh0t: WHEN YOU DON'T WANNA WAKE UP
sugarsh0t: everything's BUSSED
sugarsh0t: everybody HYUCKS
thedepthandbreadthofseth: That terrain is cool.
ArtDecoSunburn: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I like a fierce battleground that also gives hints of elegant parquet.
Bugberry: Necrons with the ability to deconstruct matter needing to open hatches manually.
RandomTrivia:
Gee, Cameron, how come your mum lets you have a thousand blades? 
gualdhar: I'm glad Cam and Erika know what's going on because this word salad gets very confusing
ArtDecoSunburn: I feel like wargamming terrain boards of today's 30 and 40 year olds are the descendants of the lovingly crafted model railroad terrain displays of 30 and 40 year olds 40 years ago.
LoadingReadyRun: To be fair, it's closer to 700 blades then 1000 blades
BraveOthello: Splish splash
sithenin: Do the current rules still have flayed ones. Those were my favorite models
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Inflation or deflation?
ArtDecoSunburn: Real kudos to Erika on the terrain walls.
HiimDant: 6 7
Getter404: 4D3D3D3?
LoadingReadyRun: how's the music volume?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Getter404 A less well selling Kenner Star Wars toy droid.
sithenin: Do you still have to worry about phasing out?
PharaohBender27:
@LoadingReadyRun 
BraveOthello: @LoadingReadyRun Pretty good
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
RandomTrivia:
Shadowsoflife: oof
gualdhar: saved!
PharaohBender27:
Juliamon:
AugmentingPath: By the power of gray skull
RockPusher: By the power of grey skull?
Jasoman: lazer pointer even better
RandomTrivia: Otherwise you have to circle the light source around and see if any shadow moves
RandomTrivia:
BraveOthello: Oh no ...
Getter404: Oh no, I remember this TNG episode
ArtDecoSunburn: He pops up in another game on another stream. "What the . . .?"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Can elves not starve to death?
BraveOthello: "nah, we don't need to take all 3 points"
TheWanderingNomad: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I think the Aeldari are literally immortal unless killed?
mercano82: for when you realize you breached the wrong door
Shadowsoflife: Welding doors open?
BraveOthello: @Shadowsoflife Open door, weld hinges open
Shadowsoflife: @BraveOthello Yeah, that would do it
DrLigmaPhD: The gauple!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I think acetylene torch doors open.
TheWriterAleph: "People die when they are killed!"
Getter404: It's okay, most of them don't have skin anyway. And those that do have it more as... decoration?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Getter404 Isn't it usually other people's skin?
Spades_Slicc: Move, DoorDash
Shadowsoflife: eat?
BraveOthello: Are they slightly irridescent?
DistrustingSpectator: wow thats so cool
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Do banshees usually have six limbs?
DistrustingSpectator: excellent work
BraveOthello: Erika how do you feel about teal?
RandomTrivia: Oh we have double music, that's interesting
Juliamon: uh
Juliamon: yeah
Juliamon: interesting, we can call it that
BraveOthello: Am um ... Contrasting styles, you could say
RandomTrivia: Paul trying out some new fusions
Juliamon: Millennial Wub
BraveOthello: These work together more at least
RandomTrivia: I hope we get Grontsplosion
letsbelgo: There are two music tracks going on
BraveOthello: Correct
Juliamon: that is what we're talking about, yes
letsbelgo: This is slaneesh's doing
Juliamon: Artifact Bloop
Juliamon: oh HECK YEAH SKONGTIME NEXT WEEK
BraveOthello: Skong?!
RandomTrivia: Oh yesss
Shadowsoflife: On talking sim
BraveOthello: Talking sim?! Here? At this time of year, entirely within this channel?
letsbelgo: this is what ascending sounds like
Shadowsoflife: Maybe
sporkraptor: this is surprisingly difficult to listen to XD
TheWanderingNomad: @BraveOthello Yes!
RandomTrivia: I'll be honest, sometimes this is what the inside of my head sounds like
TheWanderingNomad: Low-fi beats?
Shadowsoflife: @BraveOthello and you can see them
AugmentingPath: !updog
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BraveOthello: @Shadowsoflife Neat!
Juliamon: the Sevcon Challenge
BraveOthello: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4147: "We could do an hour-long dick show" —James [2017-04-06]
BraveOthello: Ummmm
Shadowsoflife: Interesting.
Shadowsoflife: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #895: "How are they BOTH dressing like Don Cherry?" —Graham [2015-10-16]
chaostreader: I feel like even with context that James quote would be strange.
Shadowsoflife: ^
Getter404: Te need James back, I miss the Turnering Points
chaostreader: !findquote war
LRRbot: Quote #9112: "I'm gonna Kindness War the shit outta this." —Heather [2024-10-09]
Lord_Hosk: ooops... all scorpions
Shadowsoflife: !findquote Joe
LRRbot: Quote #2970: "Yes, I dated Joe Namath. 93 to 94. Happiest years of my life." —James [2016-07-13]
Shadowsoflife: ?
BraveOthello: Again with the weird James quotes
Shadowsoflife: RIght?
BraveOthello: Maybe we try some !advice
BraveOthello: !advice
LRRbot: Lick the phasmid!
BraveOthello: Do not lick the stick bug
KeytarCat: !findquote Lick
LRRbot: Quote #3622: "The Chinese script licks." —Ian [2016-11-17]
Shadowsoflife: !badadivce
Territan: At least, don't lick THAT end of it.
MacbethSeemsSus: I would like to redeem my clam points.
RandomTrivia: If you've got time to jam, you've got Time to Clam
Territan: !findquote Clam
LRRbot: Quote #9163: "Taste the clam. Experience the fear." —Jordan [2024-11-12]
Getter404: I thought only the Idoneth got Clam Points
Lord_Hosk: James acts like he is all big time because he dated Joe Namath... But come on James, it was the 90s, everyone was dating Joe Namath
BraveOthello: @RandomTrivia Mmm, clam flavored jam. Or would jelly be more texturally appropriate?
chaostreader: !quote 4218
LRRbot: Quote #4218: "Why would I ever be a human? Dogs are infinitely better." —Ben [2017-05-24]
BraveOthello: No Cam. No they are not
Wicker_Guide: A useful can still be a non-cute
KeytarCat: I'm scared of spiders, but I'm also sometimes scared of dogs, so
RockPusher: I tell my brain that, my brain ignores me and slams the adrenaline slider to 1000
Shadowsoflife: ah fun
RockPusher:
jibkat:
chaostreader: !findquote houserule
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ContingentCat: Not the ukelele
RandomTrivia: How many?!
LordZarano:
1 is not 0
Shadowsoflife: !findquote House rule
LRRbot: Quote #6604: "You just don't know the depth of our house ruling." —Paul [2019-12-09]
chaostreader: !Findquote rule
BraveOthello: Only life point that matters is the last one
Lord_Hosk: You get the Ukelele, Ill set the camera up infront of the white washed clapboard siding
BraveOthello: Chat I want you to know these pickles are really good
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
Shadowsoflife: Neat. Not a fan of pickles
Lord_Hosk: @Shadowsoflife You haven't met the right pickle
Shadowsoflife: @Lord_Hosk He name is Tommy
BraveOthello: These are some lovely garlic spears, perfectly crunchy
Getter404: Scoot. He is going to Scoot.
Lord_Hosk: @BraveOthello I choose to believe those are long cut chunks of garlic that have been pickled... not cucumbers with garlic in the brine
jibkat:
just a lil guy
BraveOthello: @Lord_Hosk That also sounds delicious
Lord_Hosk: Listen... Its Canada. We invent war crimes
jibkat: does the lil guy have a red cross on, if so war crime
gualdhar: if anyone knows what is or isn't a warcrime, it's Canadians
jibkat: but also no such thing in 40k
Getter404: With the Imperium it's less "war crimes" and more "achievement unlocked"
goombalax: @gualdhar we just do things and then they get called that afterwards
satyropodobny: does canoptek killteam once again feature the eternal cryptek intern
LordZarano:
jibkat:
BraveOthello: "1, it's not 0"
Lord_Hosk:
control_rig: 1: Famously, not 0
hiFunko: Cam looks like he's about to put a leg up on the chair and begin a standup meeting
jibkat: sup fellow eldar
jibkat: Gaus rifles am I right? Serious dont get hit by them
jibkat: our extended medical does not cover them
RandomTrivia: Don't fight the door - have you learned nothing from Adam's adventures in books?!
Lord_Hosk: @hiFunko Hey team... the 3rd quarter fiscals didn't match up with the 4th quarter projections, so we are really going to need to buckle down and work on our vertical integrations to push those synergies
BraveOthello: Hey my D&D group only lost like ... 2 fights with doors
goombalax: @jibkat Seinfeldar?!
Shadowsoflife: @BraveOthello Only two? Lucky
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @goombalax What is the deal with Slanesh?
PharaohBender27: (returning from dinner) Pleased to see Erika is doing well in this game
Shadowsoflife: o/
jibkat:
BraveOthello: Isn't it definitively not meat?
Shadowsoflife: @Shadowsoflife My party lost a fight with a zip line, we left it behind.
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PharaohBender27: Fight! Fight! Fight!
control_rig: Open the Door Get on the Floor Everyone Fight the Necron Lord
Territan: "Punch me like you punch your Frrench girls!"
Shadowsoflife: @Territan *goes all Expedition 33*
BraveOthello: Oof rough turn
control_rig: So cool. So swooshy
PharaohBender27: Oh dear
chaos5896: lookin good ben
control_rig: Getting those blue sparks
MacbethSeemsSus: Drifting your ghost
maxlethebeast: AoS has phenomenal models.
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PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
Shadowsoflife: Raiders o./
Rerout64: Hello all
goombalax: who up in they node matrix
Shadowsoflife: SHOOOT HIM
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letsbelgo: So violent
Shadowsoflife: Doing what?
control_rig: I think that's a TOS violation but what do I know
BraveOthello: A triangle?! The strongest shape?!
Shadowsoflife: But is it the Best shape? The Hexagon?
BraveOthello: Hexagons are just lazy circles
Shadowsoflife: Oh? tell that to the bees
PharaohBender27:
@BraveOthello 
PharaohBender27:
Tell that to Kathleen! 
BraveOthello: The bees are just making circles! The hexagons are an accident of packing fractions!
Shadowsoflife: Bees are making circles without gaps
PharaohBender27:
@BraveOthello All this attacking hexagons, and yet no comment on octagons or dodecagons . . .
Shadowsoflife: cause Hexagons are the bestagon
BraveOthello: Bus octagons. They know what they did
PharaohBender27:
@BraveOthello They stopped you? 
BraveOthello: @PharaohBender27 Okay that one got me. Bravo
BraveOthello: So she can teleport through walls
BraveOthello: Taunt? Garama!
PharaohBender27:
Shadowsoflife: Go away your I taunt you a second time
Shadowsoflife: One isn't zero
MacbethSeemsSus: *pop*
jibkat:
PharaohBender27: Nice!
RockPusher:
RockPusher:
PharaohBender27:
has shown the moccasins on Blueksy
BraveOthello: Erika!
RockPusher: Chat does love a good steppy
KeytarCat: I wore boy scout craft kit moccasins for like a year of high school
PharaohBender27: !findquote parry
LRRbot: Quote #7061: "I am a Parry God in a faithless world." —Cameron [2020-07-16]
BraveOthello: Bladestorm? Is that like a Sandstorm?
Shadowsoflife:
Cheese_Hammer: I think guard interrupts the activation so it's still during the activation until the guard shot completes
BraveOthello: @Cheese_Hammer That's how I passed the rule
TheWanderingNomad:
As a XIV Player I keep hearing "Exarch" and my mind goes to a different place entirely 
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jibkat:
Mazrae: Hello everyone, how goes the team killing.... wait
jibkat: oooo
TheWanderingNomad: That green is coming in icely
Lysander_salamander: oh, nice
phoenixfeather14: ooh, very nice!
TheWanderingNomad: @Mazrae The Kill Teaming goes well Maz, how are you?
Lysander_salamander: that looks so good
Lysander_salamander: don't worry it's magic
Cheese_Hammer: over-the-top silly weapons? in warhammer? never
Mazrae: @TheWanderingNomad Im doing well
BraveOthello: Chat go cycle your fluids and take your meds. It's <timezone> after all
ArtDecoSunburn: @Cheese_Hammer I'd like to see a Warrior of Chaos fitted with an oversized stapler.
Cheese_Hammer: @BraveOthello how do you know I'm in <timezone>? for all you know I'm in <timezone+1>
BraveOthello: Hey we could all be in UTC+14 for all I know
BraveOthello: Yes that's a real timezone
jibkat:
MacbethSeemsSus: You lost how many people torrenting Gilmore Girls?
LoadingReadyRun: UTC+24
BraveOthello: @LoadingReadyRun Aka "tomorrow"
dead_delver: We'll see how this works out. Trying to make a big wraithbone terrain thingy out of air-drying clay, but its having trouble holding its shape despite the armature wire I used.
LoadingReadyRun: @MacbethSeemsSus you shall be judged by a jury on your PEERS
BraveOthello: Aww, Max ....
LoadingReadyRun: @dead_delver neat!
3 raiders from Rayvarn have joined!
LoadingReadyRun: hello raid friends!
Rayvarn:
Howdy and Dapper Raid 
MacbethSeemsSus: "You don't die of anything. You just stop being biology and become physics"
Cheese_Hammer: Eldar always know to use (rune of) protection
culturenerd: I recognise this terrain this is gallows dark terrain nice
Cheese_Hammer: someone has to make sure the craftworld actually received the golden girls episodes
I_Am_Clockwork:
10000 Hooray! Another month, another AF40K!
Dog_of_Myth:
PharaohBender27: @iris_of_ether Dang
PharaohBender27:
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jibkat: measure twice blast once
goombalax: an atomizer? one of those little mist sprays?
LoadingReadyRun:
@goombalax It turned a guy into a mist spray 
NotCainNorAbel:
500
I_Am_Clockwork: is it any modle that sees them at the end?
PharaohBender27:
369
jibkat: so I started blasting
PharaohBender27: Well-fought
Bugberry: That reminds me my one regret picking up Leagues of Votann as my first army. Their rules care about tracking objectives instead of just killing the opponent, so it's extra work to track.
Raincoast_Bear: I'd like to love Kill Team but there are about 3 too many levels of rules. I could do without bespoke team rules too.
I_Am_Clockwork: Every game is either Poker, Chess, or Tag.
LoadingReadyRun: or marvel snap
PharaohBender27: Wheeler played Gwent for a bit
MacbethSeemsSus: It was in Witcher 3
Lysander_salamander: I played gwent in witcher, but not by itself
I_Am_Clockwork: Witcher 3 def had gwent, don't know about the older ones
Mai_Andra: Alteil had board position. It was shut down awhile ago, though...
I_Am_Clockwork: Anyone here remember Archomage from Might and Magic 7?
PharaohBender27: I tried playing Gwent standalone, but bounced off it. I loved playing Gwent within Witcher 3, though.
Lysander_salamander: Mostly because I had my fill of gwent in Witcher 3 and didn't ever want to play it again.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I've been enjoying Queensblood from FF7 Rebirth
Bugberry: I remember Red Dead Redemption having a robust Poker sim.
dedmoonjd: What Is everybody's thoughts on the adaptive mechanics?
notthepenguins: tbf the eldar would totally do that
Lysander_salamander: Oh, I thought it was just another word for treachery
jibkat:
PharaohBender27: Ooog
notthepenguins: It wouldn't be very successful, but if it worked...
jibkat:
PharaohBender27: *Ooooh
Dog_of_Myth: That looks sooo good
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: rad!
I_Am_Clockwork: some kind of Spooky Folk
dead_delver: dictionary says it means deceitful and untrustworthy, the warcrime thing is probably also true.
Cheese_Hammer: is Ben building the ghosts of his nuzlocke mariomons? Is one of those Glass Joe?
I_Am_Clockwork: a scry bowl. A Scrowl
I_Am_Clockwork: Thank Paul
Lysander_salamander: dang
I_Am_Clockwork: what was ben building?
PharaohBender27: Sorry about your back, Ben
I_Am_Clockwork: spooky ghoasts!
Lysander_salamander: very ringwraith inspired
I_Am_Clockwork: They got them Peter Jackon's LotR Nazghul swords
I_Am_Clockwork: just preposterously huge swords
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the sense of motion on them is great
RockPusher:
Lysander_salamander: yeah it's great
Lysander_salamander: nice
jibkat:
RockPusher: they screm
Lysander_salamander: possum!
SmashTCG: worlds least feral opossom
calculated_uncertainties: Possum!
iris_of_ether: Just got back to my desk and *I love them*
dedmoonjd: Possum.
ContingentCat: Awww possum screm
goombalax: and also just a tree man
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
PharaohBender27: Nice!
iris_of_ether: Oooh, that's FDM!?
Cheese_Hammer: i call the big one bitey
saintguard: It'd be pretty possum
RockPusher: Turn this into The Possum Dimension
MacbethSeemsSus: I have demonstrated a possum, you must concede
lamina5432: gnight
CaptainSpam: Don't Kris the Kringle, though, that's only in December.
jibkat: mid 2027
pleonasticTautology: lmao
goombalax: war crimes prob
NotCainNorAbel: just being too nice
ContingentCat: Engagement!
iris_of_ether: "We were a proud but faulty people"
lamina5432:
Morrigan9: or are telling us.....
jibkat:
I wonder who would bring that up 
Bugberry: Anyone of us could be the Emperor.
ContingentCat: Perpetual until proven otherwise
I_Am_Clockwork: whooo routine
Dog_of_Myth:
MacbethSeemsSus: Hades 2 isn't that scary
SmashTCG: i understood that refrence
Dog_of_Myth: Who let the Hive in here?
Dog_of_Myth: Decadent Draft!
TheWanderingNomad:
I love that was G's reaciton too
SmashTCG: but thats fay
SmashTCG: fey'
lamina5432: won so much it generated hate
SmashTCG: cam almost tumbled
RockPusher: Old man Ben Ben
iris_of_ether: I busted my spinal disc at like 16 lol
iris_of_ether:
jibkat:
oh hey iris_of_ether 
iris_of_ether:
@jibkat Hello jib the kat
Dog_of_Myth:
Shadowsoflife: da bits
Bugberry: SU was in 2013
SmashTCG: its been 13 yeeeears
Bugberry: Steven Universe had lots of mature adult issues.
jibkat:
ContingentCat: Oh man I feel old
iris_of_ether: oh god, that's what The Bits is from???
Bugberry: He goes to get therapy by the end.
PharaohBender27: Wait, that's where "The bits!" chant came from!?
SmashTCG: i mean he WAS 20 something at the end of the series
Bugberry: good night
Bugberry: @PharaohBender27 Steven likes French fry bits
Bugberry: @SmashTCG no, he was late teens at most.
PharaohBender27: @iris_of_ether We both learned
questionablchoices: !next
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