ihlendrax: !box
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rosesmcgee: Collector Booster draft will go good with Beej's new solid gold washlet.
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WheatMantis: collecties? thats sick
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Booster6: Here to watch a draft because literally every prerelease in ottawa was sold out (Im signed up for one sunday at least)
ArtDecoSunburn: @Booster6 Maybe the Legislature is in session and MPs really love forest elves?
jiujitsumike: went 1-2 at mine. PLaying Izzet Elementals (splashed white for Ajani). Got steamrolled by golgari elves
neisan2112: Hell yeah, just payed for my prerelease for tomrrow, time for fancy draftin
ghizmou: I managed to grab 1 of the 3 spots left for this afternoon draft, went 3-0 with goblinies
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Dog_of_Myth: The most decadent draft
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ContingentCat: s o o n
Aceviru: $5 boostie drafts here we go!!
ghizmou: it s happening
BusTed: 🧐
Zom_SGM: Shhhh every one it's starting
Aceviru: Eyyyy there he is
neisan2112: Ben did find the top hat!!
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Dog_of_Myth: Only Ben got the email
RockPusher:
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rosesmcgee: Rich Uncle Bennybags
RockPusher: Halooooo!
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc: 10000% commitment to the bit
Aceviru: Eyy
pn55:
BusTed:
Dog_of_Myth: YES
RockPusher:
Spades_Slicc: I think it's important to note that we specifically don't HAVE a Nelson, he's just here
EvilBadman: Final Fantasy
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Aceviru: Hahaha
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Why is 
dressed as a downgraded... unsubbing!?
Forlorgen: gonna be a lot of fixing in this draft lol
MommaGart: thank you my liege
Earthenone: !dragonshield
hd_dabnado: Serfs is somehow worse...
e_bloc: what a fiefdom
pn55:
It's okay, we know our place 
Mai_Andra: Yeah, that's exactly how decadence works...
ContingentCat: boy has it already been an interesting year
BusTed: the proletariat
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ContingentCat: so smooth
ShaneLeeAtk: That was a CLEAN take
rosiedog88: the post? Isn't his live???
rosiedog88: his
rosiedog88: this
Mai_Andra:
I've been trying to get a "Draft Night" box, but they never seem to have one in stock... 
Dog_of_Myth: Canlander!
ContingentCat: @rosiedog88 for the vod I guess
Aceviru: Hell yeah
CaptainSpam:
What a shame that four other groups with the initials LRRMTG got to Dragon Shield sponsorships first. 
loufghyslaufey: @hd_dabnado Ben under his breath off camera must be like: "Man, Serfs are the worst! Right LRR-Crew?"
Forlorgen: Top 5 tourneys of the year
RayFK: He's going to Benjamin WHeeler it
justalog96: LMAO
Dog_of_Myth:
justalog96: Dead
Manitu_25: LMAO
protojman:
ContingentCat: Cam (not pictured(
public_key_reveal_party: "a bunch of us are going to change the topic"
NonjaBiru: He's at the airport waiting
e_bloc: he's going there, and then he'll be there
Pywodwagon: Come do ODEs! I'll be running them all weekend
ladyjessica: I’ll be there too!
ladyjessica: can’t wait to see more of you!
idontgetmyrealname: look if I had a passport. . .
rosiedog88: use the code "LLR sent me button please? JK
ContingentCat: I'm in toronto but don't magic so I'll be seeing if I can just say hi
Aceviru: Excellent
loufghyslaufey: You called chat "Serfs," Ben
MommaGart: don't look too excited now lol
loufghyslaufey: That was kjnd of a "prick" move tbh
loufghyslaufey: *kind of a pricc move <(=w=)>
Spades_Slicc: Wasn't there one serialized card?
BrowneePointz: the boosties are gonna skew stuff but reminder, Gw Kithkin, UR Eles, UW Merfolk, BG Elves, RB gobbos, Temur Vivid and Mardu Blight
Dog_of_Myth:
rosiedog88: A place for serge
BrowneePointz: confetti foil I think Serge
IbunWest: woah fancy Ben
Aceviru: Oh my
loufghyslaufey: We don't believe you, Ben.
e_bloc: set it on fire
BrowneePointz: the collation makes it goofy and fun
dwchief:
Adam a true gamer dutifully reading the commons and uncommons, my king 
loufghyslaufey: Does the rest of his pod not buy Ben's bluff?
hd_dabnado: draw 2 cards cool
Spades_Slicc: !card grave venerations
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e_bloc: its like subscribing on youtube instead of twitch
Aceviru: Hahaha
Aceviru: Don't give them ideas
loufghyslaufey: @Aceviru But ideas are. Opt
loufghyslaufey: Let me "DUCKIN" chat properly, twitch!
Dog_of_Myth: Love the RKF art in this set
ghizmou: thank you for your report Cori
loufghyslaufey: @Aceviru Ideas are optimal here...
ikiusen_ watched 60 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
lrrSHINE
NotCainNorAbel: writes down creatures
BrowneePointz: I just think it’s neat most of the art in this set is on traditional medium
BrowneePointz: digital is also great but it makes it feel special
Aceviru: @Dog_of_Myth The art... They went all out on this set
loufghyslaufey: Give or take 60/40 ratio?
xantos69:
50 Bits
loufghyslaufey: Which is generous?
DarkSVermoth: lorwyn draft? let's gooooo
Forlorgen: id just be taking lands in the first packs
public_key_reveal_party: beej does financial stuff right? is that who I can hear screaming?
Voidhawk42: If cube has taught me anything, take fetchlands
BrowneePointz: jeez that’d be like a $2400 commander night lol
Aceviru: The Hallowed Fountain full art is a must have
BrowneePointz: and it’s a physical papercraft piece!
BrowneePointz: I can’t believe that artist did the ENTIRE special guest list
klippiatt: !card "my joke sucks"
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TheRatKings: just got here, why is everyone except Ben under dressed?
loufghyslaufey:
@public_key_reveal_party Maybe in turn he obligates the Moonbase to run a session of 
-lander per season?
BrowneePointz: wonder if anyone is gonna pull a Painter’s Servant for Shenanigans
BrowneePointz: also cuz the new Painter’s Servant is so cute
Aceviru: @TheRatKings Because it wasn't coordinated ahead of time. But this is still no less a collector boostie draft
e_bloc: that is some maiden nameless behavior
RockPusher:
YeetTheRich_: worm up
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Spades_Slicc: Serge the explanation is "Skill Issue"
TheAwkes: Pick the good and/or cool card.
BrowneePointz: have you tried Alberquerque?
A_Dub888: stepped away for a few minutes, how many Settle the Wreckages have been pulled?
GreatGodOm: Why is only Ben dressed for the ocassion?
public_key_reveal_party: beejlander all-star evolving wilds? this late?
e_bloc: "how is this in the pack?" - I don't understand which cards appear in collector boosters
GasCityGaming: Jesus James, I just saw your Bluesky post....
loufghyslaufey:
Or whenever wants to, he casts a -themed "Shahrazad" but the subgame has them building pools in BEEJ-Lander terms?
BrowneePointz: I also hope someone pulls a Manamorphose cuz that art made me audibly gasp
A_Dub888: I’ll Evolve your Wilds if you know what I mean
e_bloc: the commander product has an evolving wilds that also makes you the monarch
ghizmou: so nuts, and he's a goblin
BrowneePointz: Sanar plays better than he reads
public_key_reveal_party: @A_Dub888 I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't know what you mean
loufghyslaufey:
Hey, wait. Evolving Wilds? Did get 
"y?"
GasCityGaming: I would like to know where one acquires a top hat nowadays
public_key_reveal_party: aww
BrowneePointz: a Haberdasher @gascitygaming
A_Dub888: Ben, YOU’RE, really cute
Aceviru:
ContingentCat: Omg I'm terraforming my animal crossing island while watching this and the update makes it so much easier
MWGNZ: give them the mix and draft the basic land
loufghyslaufey: @GasCityGaming I bet he'd entertain the question if you offered him an Evolving Wilds <(=w=)>
loufghyslaufey: (coughs) "for now!"
ArtDecoSunburn: An Ortolan draft would involve lots of bone crunching.
loufghyslaufey: Wait. What did Adam pick?
Spades_Slicc: Ben you should've sold Wheeler that card
loufghyslaufey: The last one
GreatGodOm: If you don't actually pick a card and let the auto picker choose for you, it's not considered a sin.
e_bloc: our best
anhakha: Why are we here? Just to suffer?
ContingentCat: The is not my beautiful draft
CapnPunkBerries: Off Cb draft that's pricy
CapnPunkBerries: but cool
Aceviru: @GreatGodOm Sparky, take the wheel
loufghyslaufey: @e_bloc That doesn't narrow it down...!
BrowneePointz: @capnpunkberries burying the lead it’s product given by WotC that they have to use and this is a good way to use it!
CapnPunkBerries: for sure
A_Dub888: @anhakha moral support
BrowneePointz: I just watched Spice’s draft analysis video yesterday which broke down the 7 archetypes in a cool 20 minutes
BrowneePointz: also it’s a good video Bront
loufghyslaufey: I do miss when packs used tobe mere pa js & the general cost between draft or set boosters was across $5-$6
rammfan2394: I'm excited for all the new artworks
A_Dub888: @BrowneePointz is it single?
EvilBadman:
Nice serge, I haven't seen one of those for stleast 2 minutes 
loufghyslaufey: $5-$6 > "6, 7" kids
e_bloc: and by full border you mean no border right
BusTed: sick
BrowneePointz: that’s a good hit
n3ther: that art is one of my faves
morgwen921: Special Guest goodness
e_bloc: damn
n3ther: of this set
public_key_reveal_party: dang, that is pretty
ContingentCat: Oooo that guy
e_bloc: pretty and pretty good
BrowneePointz: yea the Special Guest list is like 90% Lorwyn/Shadowmoor reprints and then a couple other goodies
loufghyslaufey: The symbol looked like Foundations? For the goblins? Did i miss something?
BrowneePointz: special guests
BrowneePointz: @loufghyslaufey
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loufghyslaufey: Foundations.... shouldn't have been a premium set, right?
Voidhawk42: That goblin can kill an infinite number of Kithkin
BluciU: @loufghyslaufey that symbol is the "special guest" symbol, it debuted before fdn released
Territan: I get the feeling from all the cooing that these packs are tooth-achingly adorable.
Aceviru: $45 card that sharpshooter
BrowneePointz: honestly this special guest list was a BANGER
DirectorStephanie: you’re supposed to take the jokers out of the deck!
protojman: in that suit?
DoodlestheGreat: Always take the hilarious card.
RockPusher: … and that was how Ben and Serge learned their backs were not what they used to be
Forlorgen: Im Ben Ulmer and this is the worm
A_Dub888: I thought this was a family stream, what’s this about showing worms?
ShaneLeeAtk: #WormOnTheTableBits
BrowneePointz: I’m always impressed by folks who can do the worm forwards
DoodlestheGreat: Has anyone complimented Ben on his hat? Because it's a nice hat.
BeefcakeEmperor: The hat stays ON
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz I remember "30 Rock" on The Worm. "It's so degrading. Is it German?"
DoodlestheGreat: ~/You can leave your hat on.../~
definenull: Oo dapper ben
BrowneePointz: Behold! A Man!
ghizmou: air canada hearing this : anything flying you say?
Aceviru:
ArtDecoSunburn: @DirectorStephanie I'd love a game of draft with wild cards. "Jacks are Planeswalkers."
DirectorStephanie:
Hi Matt!
A_Dub888: Ben’s more than fine
DirectorStephanie: @artdecosunburn My god
Mangledpixel: ooh, bougie draft
TheAwkes: 2-mana 2/2s in white have come a long way from Knight Errant.
DirectorStephanie: @mangledpixel great work on the PPR friend!
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@DirectorStephanie ty, as ever it was great fun 
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DirectorStephanie:
@mangledpixel 
we appreciate it always
DarkSVermoth: not that good in 1 v 1 the goat, more of a team effort player
EvilBadman: You did Final Fantasy 7 months ago yeah
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DrLigmaPhD: My boyfriend's dad has a doctorate with a focus on the endocrine system of goats
EvilBadman: Almost to the day
BrowneePointz: I don’t remember, there was a comment that most of the Staff at Strixhaven died during the Invasion protecting the students
BrowneePointz: or the Japanese ones
BrowneePointz: oh the fracture foil
A_Dub888: uh ohhhh, fancy
Dog_of_Myth: Still fancy
RayFK: Elementals take many forms Ben
BrowneePointz: still dog, but more weird
TheAwkes: Weird dog, but okay.
Marvoleath:
You're not a dog, Ben
A_Dub888: @RayFK are you an elemental?
RayFK: Could be
loufghyslaufey: I think it is
DrLigmaPhD: Worm thyme
BrowneePointz: hey theyre great! and also nonbinary!
BrowneePointz: and from Arcavios I think
aitsu100: yes Kirol is one of the students
BrowneePointz: I meant specifically from Arcavios @aitsu100
DrLigmaPhD: enby history nerd vampire college student? I've dated them I think
aitsu100: ah ok
BrowneePointz: AUNTIE OOOOOL!!!!
DarkSVermoth: WHAT LOVER?
BrowneePointz: I need to get that precon
Molator: dong lover?
EvilBadman: also 6 other drafters
BrowneePointz: so at time of reveal the Auntie Ool Precon had like $250 in reprint value
BrowneePointz: jaysus
ArtDecoSunburn: @DrLigmaPhD Hopefully not while you were their TA, Doc.
loufghyslaufey:
@aitsu100 Nah. Let be mid over it. It'd be funnier should he lose to it at one point? Or... idk.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: damien, danny, donnald, and dawn glover.
loufghyslaufey: "Or it'll be funnier..." that one's on me
BrowneePointz: Auntie *oof sfx*
DrLigmaPhD: @BrowneePointz Auntie roblox noise?
James_the_Dabbler: Necromancy Bear
DrLigmaPhD: Fire octopus
ElektroTal: did you hear about the elven poison that Oko tried to smuggle into boggart territory? yeah, it got stopped by Auntie Dote
ArtDecoSunburn: Tungsten Walrus?
Aceviru: Fire snek?
anhakha: Smoke monkey
DarkSVermoth:
a mouse? you mean loot?
definenull: stupid sexy oko
BrowneePointz: Oko is great in limited
couchboyj: Ice Penguin would be pretty cool
anhakha: Smonkey
MourningMist16: isn’t electric mouse just pikachu?
evisam: Rock Rooster
MourningMist16: or am I misremembering something
BrowneePointz: Crystal Pangolin
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rogerivany: @MourningMist16 It's pikachu
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @evisam Rock co.... rooster.
DrLigmaPhD: Given Magic has decided elementals can be concepts: Misanthropy Ape
Aceviru: Treat yourself lol
Marvoleath: @DrLigmaPhD wasnt that the nft thing?
James_the_Dabbler: @rogerivany No it’s Jigglypuff from above!
BrowneePointz: so I know we joke that Oko has big 5’9” energy, but the story said he apparently is like 7’ tall plus and I don’t know how to feel about about that
Mangledpixel: Nucleonic Platypus
definenull: mid sneeze
rogerivany: How does a Collector Booster draft differ from a regular one? Higher power level?
EvilBadman: @BrowneePointz what, lying down?
James_the_Dabbler: @BrowneePointz That can’t be right
klippiatt: @DrLigmaPhD so can we get things like "Anxious Armadillo" or "Depressed Penguin" ?
Justinthomasmm: @rogerivany worse overall, but cool cards
TheWanderingNomad: I see I'm just in time for the Most Decadent Draft
Marvoleath: @BrowneePointz he's a shapeshifter, right? surely he just made himself taller
anhakha: @rogerivany collector boosters have a minimum of 4 rares per pack.
millenomi_Aura: @rogerivany collector boosters aren't designed to have enough cards for you to have a functional deck at the end of it.
millenomi_Aura: or, better
BrowneePointz: @james_the_dabbler yep. “he towered over even the tallest elves of Lorwyn or Shadowmoor”
DirectorStephanie:
@thewanderingnomad 
welcome
millenomi_Aura: not enough enablers and commons-uncommons
anhakha: So in an 8 person draft, there's at least 72 rares going round the table.
DrLigmaPhD: @klippiatt Ennui aye-aye
BrowneePointz: what Serge said
definenull: more akin to a chaos draft imo
couchboyj: Decks will be getting by on their looks
BrowneePointz: individual card power higher but much less synergy
Marvoleath: !findquote care
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BrowneePointz: was that the New Ian’s Balls Dropped moment?
YeetTheRich_: starcraft announcer pack when
BrowneePointz: he made combat miserable
Marvoleath: @BrowneePointz I'd guess his balls dropped decades ago
A_Dub888: never got the elps
DrLigmaPhD: Kellan would also like his mother not to meet Oko
BrowneePointz: idk I like his Shadowmoor side standing up and all regal
anhakha: The secret is that oko can't reach backwards to shave his back.
Redbassist: Spicy?
anhakha: Twink in the front, otter on the back.
BrowneePointz: that’s like $4 a burger
Khalstrom: Next Live segment
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is Ben secretly Dr. Demento?
DrLigmaPhD: Welcome to burger semantics hour
BrowneePointz: the singles are *tiny*
EvilBadman: This ends with the Bens reattempting the nuggie Centurion
public_key_reveal_party: next time on liv e
Redbassist:
Live
BrowneePointz: Tableau Frond
Marvoleath: !break
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Zenergy142: Ew sports betting ad
TheAwkes: I haven't had McDs in actual decades, but those little cheeseburgers are an easy 2 bites.
Zenergy142: I should Subscribe to Loading Ready Run to avoid Twitch Ads
Aceviru: @Zenergy142 Twitch ads...love em. I thought kick was the only sports site
Zenergy142: Got a prize picks ad
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheAwkes Ever had a Krystal or White Castle? Those are really 2 bites and done.
drewm1022: The burger conversation has made me crave White Castle, actually lol.
Aceviru: Those are more like sliders, no?
drewm1022:
There's a White Castle near the convention center that hosts Gen Con in Indy, that's the only time I ever have WC.
Aceviru: Optimus prime
Redbassist: Batman
ArtDecoSunburn: @Aceviru Pretty much. Krystal ones (from TN) are onion-y.
johnnylongtorso: Cataract
Graham_LRR: this is from ECL
insanecat6mtg: Some Elf
A_Dub888: Jace
klippiatt: Batman in Llorwyn Secret Lair
Graham_LRR: single B combat trick
CaptainSpam: Instant Elf Boogers
anhakha: Elf sniffs their finger....
Redbassist: Ol sniffy finger
CaptainSpam: All elves your opponents control get boogers.
Aceviru: Oh right, that card is kinda good
TheWanderingNomad: Oh that's the new Jing Yuan, Wind Rider?
EthirealPlayer: Mu-lanying from Atherdrift
Redbassist: Boogers are a food token right?
TheWanderingNomad:
No wait I'm confusing the name with a HSR character
Korolan: I was gonna say
Korolan: That is not Our General and Lightning Lord
marchphoenix: Bird lady in boat
TheWanderingNomad: But I was right about the Epithet!
ChillyCru: hey all just joining. Has anyone been to a prerelease yet and have either gotten or seen someone get a TMNT card in their kit?
BluciU: jalum tome
BluciU: or something
KaleidoscopeMind: it's pikachu!
Redbassist: Cliff notes
TheWanderingNomad: Venser's Journal?
laikagoat: Folio of fancies
Driosenth: Spellbook
marchphoenix: Winged tome
public_key_reveal_party: I think this is the first one I got all night
adept_nekomancer: Don't give your books wings. They'll just fly away.
JoStro_: cursecloth wrappings
EthirealPlayer: Crused wrappings?
Dog_of_Myth: ^
BluciU: kieran yanner art and I forgot the name, I feel ashamed
TheWanderingNomad:
@Korolan I suppose Mu Yanling would probably be voiced by his Scuff Sister rather than Cy Yu
goombalax: Giant Spider
Redbassist: Bugman
Mangledpixel: el spidro gigante!
adept_nekomancer: That's just a spider
TheWanderingNomad: El Spidero Gigante!
TheWanderingNomad: Damnit Mangled beat me to it
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Mangledpixel: he
Mangledpixel: *hehe
Redbassist: Spiper-nando
GamerCat88: Spooder
marchphoenix: Ew spider
kiniewings: Giant Spider
Dog_of_Myth: Spider with too many eyes
adept_nekomancer: Flaming Clown Spider
insanecat6mtg: ^
Mangledpixel: are those eyes in its knees?
Korolan: @thewanderingnomad I miss when Jing Yuan was playable ;_; he was my first 5star
RockPusher: Altogether too much spooder
BeefcakeEmperor: thanks i hate it
TheWanderingNomad: @Mangledpixel Don't worry about it!
Mystaira: Nope nope nope nope
BluciU: tezzeret the seeker
goombalax: Tezzeret the seeker
Aceviru:
Jace
AllTheWeasels: tezz the seeker my boy
kiniewings: Tezz, the Seeker
Wiliart: Tezzeret.
GamerCat88: tezzie
sporkraptor: ulamog
Redbassist: Bucky barnes
insanecat6mtg: ^^
Mangledpixel: tezzie seekums
TheWanderingNomad:
@Redbassist The metal arm's on the wrong side 
dpj2009: Finds black lotus
Redbassist: Reverse Bucky barnes
GamerCat88: Tezzeret's waist be snatched there
Mangledpixel: lava something
BluciU: lavaclaw reaches? idk man
Dog_of_Myth: Lavaclaw reaches?
sporkraptor: ulamog
dpj2009: Land?
meddlingmage_: dry ones mario kart track
interiorexplosion: 2C storage my beloved
Mangledpixel: ah, storage land
Territan: At Least It's a Dry Heat
BeefcakeEmperor: Dante from the hit series Devil May Cry??
EthirealPlayer: DMu elf lady
goombalax: Queen allenal of rudach
Redbassist: Imogenheap metal cover band
TheWanderingNomad: Oh that one duchess from Eldraine
dpj2009: Green?
EthirealPlayer: @sporkraptor one time youll get it
sporkraptor: @EthirealPlayer just gotta be consistent
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BluciU: thats a yellow homonculus in a raincoat
sporkraptor: ulamog!
jiujitsumike: abuelos awakening
Dog_of_Myth: I know this card....just not the name
BeefcakeEmperor: Behold! My stuff
sporkraptor: I know *one* magic card
jiujitsumike: nvm
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @sporkraptor it's pronounced utamog
Dog_of_Myth: reanimates artifacts
EthirealPlayer: too many arms
BluciU: raise the past
BluciU: ?
Redbassist: Tir a nog
BluciU: damn
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah...
sporkraptor: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Utahmog
dpj2009: Haste that blightsteel
BrowneePointz: Thrull
BrowneePointz: the big one
BrowneePointz: can’t think of the name
goombalax: oh its that really good thrull from gatecrash
BluciU: thrull packbeast? or something
BrowneePointz: looks like a wiener
Dog_of_Myth: Thrull that gives everything lifelink
GamerCat88: steve
Dog_of_Myth: or I was wrong
Redbassist: Tre sure
dpj2009: Some jank wow
sporkraptor: looks like an order of fries--no wait that's ulamog
nyc_mtg: pauper mentioned
TheWanderingNomad: PAUPER! How dare!
definenull: !!!
goombalax: James is the one dressed the way rich people dress
CastleOtranto: Ben looks especially good in that outfit
Aceviru:
dpj2009: Mr peanut is alive
ThankYouUro: Hey! I'm a peasant at least!
margieargie: And a very fancy Serge in the middle
definenull: lmao this is super ironic but I love it
EvilBadman: pre-pre-rift is GOOD naming
Dog_of_Myth: LET'S GO!!!
Aceviru: Let's gooooo
TheWanderingNomad:
bytecaster:
Pre-Pre-Rift is great
Juliamon:
RockPusher:
distractfulilly: Woo!
sporkraptor: ooooo
MrSarkhan: Heck yeah!!!!
Pywodwagon: ah, the game whos rules are a psyop against me specifically
Justinthomasmm: nice!!
Juliamon: I will... update !ppr later
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couchboyj:
hidingbox: LRR is my favourite dedicated supplier of PPR for card games
idontgetmyrealname: man I'm still so sad how impossible it is to get the starter box thing for riftbound
BartholemewTheKitten: "We're Here!" Mentioned!
RockPusher: James gonna Stomp Stomp?
Redbassist: Swomp
LRRbot: Mudbutton Cursetosser [B] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [2/1] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Goblin or pay {2}. / This creature can't block. / When this creature dies, destroy target creature an opponent controls with power 2 or less.
LRRbot: Nameless Inversion [1B] | Kindred Instant — Shapeshifter | Changeling / Target creature gets +3/−3 and loses all creature types until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: former format all star Removal spell
CaptainSpam: Gentlemen... BEHOLD!
MrSarkhan:
BrowneePointz: it’s weird that nameless inversion probably isn’t good enough for standard now
LRRbot: Eclipsed Realms | Land | As this land enters, choose Elemental, Elf, Faerie, Giant, Goblin, Kithkin, Merfolk, or Treefolk. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell of the chosen type or activate an ability of a source of the chosen type.
LRRbot: Dawnhand Dissident [B] | Creature — Elf Warlock [1/2] | {T}, Blight 1: Surveil 1. / {T}, Blight 2: Exile target card from a graveyard. / During your turn, you may cast creature spells from among cards you own exiled with this creature by removing three counters from among creatures you control in addition to paying their other costs.
sporkraptor: slow hand luke
sporkraptor: it does: things
Spades_Slicc: A Nude Ethright?
Thoth7: Chat, I come seeking help. I am *confident* that there's a card - I think it's removal? - that depicts someone getting hit by a thrown fish. I think it was set on Lorwyn. I haven't been able to stop trying to recall the name of the card all day.
EvilBadman: Noggin Whack
Mr_Horrible: ^^
Mr_Horrible: hand attack from Morningtide
Thoth7: Thank you!
BartholemewTheKitten: Serge's deadpan "Rock-em, sock-em robots" was marvellous
EvilBadman: Note: I am not smart, I literally googled "mtg thrown fish card"
BrowneePointz: I mean gobbos does play more aristocraty in this set
LRRbot: Trystan, Callous Cultivator [2G] (back: Trystan, Penitent Culler) | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Trystan, Callous Cultivator, mill three cards. Then if there is an Elf card in your graveyard, you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {B}. If you do, transform Trystan.
Thoth7: I did that too, and it got me nowhere!
definenull: secretly a snake
Mr_Horrible: that one just always stuck with me due to the art, and that it was one of the prowl spells that was *really* polarized by whether you prowled it or not
James_the_Dabbler: Go home card reader, you’re drunk
Redbassist: "shutup snake"
rogerivany: I thought it made snake tokens
johnnylongtorso: snaaaake, snaaaake, ahh it's a snaaaake
sporkraptor: card reader is afeared
ContingentCat: I wonder what kind of cookies Skeleton girl guides sell
johnnylongtorso: I see you've played swampy-foresty before
LRRbot: Scuzzback Scrounger [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [3/2] | At the beginning of your first main phase, you may blight 1. If you do, create a Treasure token.
BartholemewTheKitten: Card reader knows their classic internets
Mangledpixel: Greetings, you Scuzzback Scroungers!
Micalovits: Missed the draft, but damn! Ben looking dabber
Marvoleath: @ContingentCat dunno, probably some bare-bones ones
Aceviru: I'd take it
Dog_of_Myth:
definenull: where do i sign up \j
dm818: Accurate
Micalovits: I'm sold
LRRbot: Moonglove Extractor [2B] | Creature — Elf Warlock [2/1] | Whenever this creature attacks, you draw a card and lose 1 life.
idontgetmyrealname: it's the hat that does that
Micalovits: Ginger though, so you might not get much
ArtDecoSunburn: "The Devil Went Down to Lorwyn."
neisan2112:
I accept 
Pywodwagon: where are we extracting a glove from
EthirealPlayer: Davrial?
Spades_Slicc: Ben does look like he offers Faustian bargains
iconicshadow89: won't ypu shake this poor sinner's hand
RatherLargeToad: if you had a gold suit you could cosplay as the gold brick guy from Lego Party
LRRbot: Nameless Inversion [1B] | Kindred Instant — Shapeshifter | Changeling / Target creature gets +3/−3 and loses all creature types until end of turn.
NonchalantAvenger: why did only Benjamin dressed-up?
definenull: oopsies?
NonchalantAvenger: next time - bigger budget!
drewm1022: Why did I think the inversion inverted?
BartholemewTheKitten: You all see nothin'
BrowneePointz: Ben needs to play a Jinxcursed Rogue in D&D that’s dressed like he is, stuck in a deal with a dark being to broker them souls
LRRbot: Blossoming Defense [G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains hexproof until end of turn.
Micalovits: You know, I am a little sad that there isn't any creatures that slightly change stats when they transform(Like 3/4->4/3)
Juliamon: There's probably rules reasons for that
BrowneePointz: @micalovits there’s lots of those on Innistrad
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Juliamon: Or flavour reasons, since I know they like to keep planes distinct
BrowneePointz: ye most of the ones here don’t change cuz they’re the same being different personalities
Spades_Slicc: Careful what you wish for James
LRRbot: Grave Venerations [3B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, you become the monarch. / At the beginning of your end step, if you're the monarch, return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
ShaneLeeAtk: First Pick!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We also need the crown.
Micalovits: Was flavour that I was thinking of xD Representing a slightly more aggressive side of the same person fx
gualdhar: that seems too good for draft, who put this card in the set? Gavin?
LRRbot: Nameless Inversion [1B] | Kindred Instant — Shapeshifter | Changeling / Target creature gets +3/−3 and loses all creature types until end of turn.
rogerivany: Does Ben need a crown that goes over his top hat?
A_Dub888: two?? in THIS economy???
nan_de_mo_nai: this monarch enchantment seems messed up
Marvoleath: that monarch thingy is from commander set
MommaGart: *GASP* a new monarch card for my Starscream deck!
LRRbot: Trystan, Penitent Culler (front: Trystan, Callous Cultivator) | Legendary Creature — Elf Warlock [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature transforms into Trystan, Penitent Culler, mill three cards, then you may exile an Elf card from your graveyard. If you do, each opponent loses 2 life. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {G}. If you do, transform Trystan.
nan_de_mo_nai: chump your thing to keep the monarch, go to my endstep and return it to my hand, draw another
Spades_Slicc: Trystan, the less racist
TheWanderingNomad: I prefer the Recovering Racist
BrowneePointz: Trystan is much better in general
BrowneePointz: he disagrees with Morcant and the Traditionalists
LRRbot: Scuzzback Scrounger [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [3/2] | At the beginning of your first main phase, you may blight 1. If you do, create a Treasure token.
drcthulu: drain for 1
Dread_Pirate_Westley: James gets Aristocrat'd
LRRbot: Auntie Ool, Cursewretch [1BRG] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Warlock [4/4] | Ward—Blight 2. / Whenever one or more −1/−1 counters are put on a creature, draw a card if you control that creature. If you don't control it, its controller loses 1 life.
Aceviru: Lol
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BrowneePointz: I need to pick up that precon
LRRbot: Mudbutton Cursetosser [B] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [2/1] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Goblin or pay {2}. / This creature can't block. / When this creature dies, destroy target creature an opponent controls with power 2 or less.
LRRbot: Elder Auntie [2R] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [2/2] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black and red Goblin creature token.
Micalovits: Or you know... The other goblin in play
DarkSVermoth: this recursion monarch thing is so strong
nan_de_mo_nai: @Micalovits he loves his auntie
TheShatzMan: oooooOoooo a top hat. Fancy 🧐
Dromos_GHG: yeah Ben just showing off
Spades_Slicc: Why not behold the in play gob?
rogerivany: I thought for a second it was and Elder Goblin, like an Elder Dragon or Dinosaur
Micalovits: @nan_de_mo_nai Thats fair, Auntie is lovely
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Aceviru: The Gob-father
LRRbot: Twilight Diviner [2B] | Creature — Elf Cleric [3/3] | When this creature enters, surveil 2. / Whenever one or more other creatures you control enter, if they entered or were cast from a graveyard, create a token that's a copy of one of them. This ability triggers only once each turn.
BrowneePointz: yo that art is sick
Marvoleath: @BrowneePointz yea, but it does not interfere with him being Morcants poison master though
Micalovits: That one can't block my friend
Coogrr: cursetosser can’t block right?
yippiekiyay85: cant block
LRRbot: Auntie Ool, Cursewretch [1BRG] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Warlock [4/4] | Ward—Blight 2. / Whenever one or more −1/−1 counters are put on a creature, draw a card if you control that creature. If you don't control it, its controller loses 1 life.
BrowneePointz: @marvoleath unfortunately she manipulated her way to the top of the heap before the events of the story, so he was stuck in a bad system
definenull: confirmed cursetosser is a coward \lh
GrathXVI: Wait, chat was right about something?
Micalovits: We are sometimes
Dog_of_Myth: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
Coogrr: it’s always weird when the can’t block text is in the middle of other abilities
LRRbot: Elder Auntie [2R] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [2/2] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black and red Goblin creature token.
LRRbot: Boggart Prankster [1B] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/3] | Whenever you attack, target attacking Goblin you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
pctjoe: just got here is there lore for why Ben is so dressed up?
hidingbox: Don’t let it get to your head. That being said we are at least right half the time.
Anubis169: Smoke's a SpeedWalker
rogerivany: @pctjoe He's the monarch. (I don't think so)
Spades_Slicc: @pctjoe decadent draft
Micalovits: @pctjoe Collector booster draft
Anubis169:
looking very dapper there ben 
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 3 cards, if you count the one from the bin.
LRRbot: Stoic Grove-Guide [4{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Druid [5/4] | {1}{B/G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 black and green Elf creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.
Spades_Slicc: Ben's a monarchist confirmed
BrowneePointz: it also helps Ben was DEEP into gobbos before he even saw Auntie Ool
LRRbot: Auntie Ool, Cursewretch [1BRG] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Warlock [4/4] | Ward—Blight 2. / Whenever one or more −1/−1 counters are put on a creature, draw a card if you control that creature. If you don't control it, its controller loses 1 life.
LRRbot: Heirloom Auntie [2B] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [4/4] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever another creature you control dies, surveil 1, then remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature.
ThanhtTheBoss: OMG, Ben looking so dapper. Love the colours.
Spades_Slicc:
Hey James, you got to 6 mana
DarkSVermoth: so many aunties
Micalovits: Wait, was James hand just a snake token?
James_the_Dabbler: Card reader! there is no snake!!!
loufghyslaufey: @Spades_Slicc This is fine thougb
Territan: An aunt colony!
LRRbot: Emptiness [4{W/B}{W/B}] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/5] | When this creature enters, if {W}{W} was spent to cast it, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / When this creature enters, if {B}{B} was spent to cast it, put three −1/−1 counters on up to one target creature. / Evoke {W/B}{W/B}
loufghyslaufey:
*though, 
A_Dub888: so big, so empty
LoadingReadyRun: Big, head literally empty
Pywodwagon: james is legally allowed to fist fight ben at this point
James_the_Dabbler: What about morally
BrowneePointz: welcome to The Aristocrats Experience
LRRbot: Scuzzback Scrounger [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [3/2] | At the beginning of your first main phase, you may blight 1. If you do, create a Treasure token.
hidingbox: legally sanctioned
ShaneLeeAtk: Only if it is proper fisticuffs
rogerivany: Does Brass Knucks count as a fist fight?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I put "punch" on the stack.
LRRbot: Boneclub Berserker [3R] | Creature — Goblin Berserker [2/4] | This creature gets +2/+0 for each other Goblin you control.
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definenull: each?!? oh no that's gonna be a house in limited
loufghyslaufey: (wretching)
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BrowneePointz: yea it’s a mini Piledriver
James_the_Dabbler: good lord
Storm__404: commander cards in 1v1 are brutal
A_Dub888: @BrowneePointz is it banned in the wwe?
loufghyslaufey: Right blinking Emptiness won't work
LRRbot: Dawnhand Eulogist [3B] | Creature — Elf Warlock [3/3] | Menace / When this creature enters, mill three cards. Then if there is an Elf card in your graveyard, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
A_Dub888: !card true name
LRRbot: True-Name Nemesis [1UU] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [3/1] | As this creature enters, choose a player. / This creature has protection from the chosen player.
DarkSVermoth: @Storm__404 so far auntie has not done much, but that monarch enchantment is carrying
johnnylongtorso: wow
Aceviru: Or on the bottom
loufghyslaufey:
At least 
didn't draw them
BartholemewTheKitten: James is having a...time
loufghyslaufey: Tis a notably "known curse" for him, chat
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LRRbot: Boggart Cursecrafter [BR] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [2/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever another Goblin you control dies, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
DarkSVermoth: the synergy is crazy
LRRbot: Elder Auntie [2R] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [2/2] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black and red Goblin creature token.
Aceviru: Oh no
LRRbot: Goblin Sharpshooter [2R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | This creature doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever a creature dies, untap this creature. / {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.
Micalovits: Oh god
YeetTheRich_: this fucking guy
Aceviru: He's already dead
loufghyslaufey: (Gagging)
LRRbot: Bitterbloom Bearer [BB] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [1/1] | Flash / Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 blue and black Faerie creature token with flying.
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Voidhawk42: Flashback to Voxy on Commander at Home holding Kibler hostage with Sharpshooter
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That would be a lot better if Ben didn't have a machine gun.
Voidhawk42: Voxy WITH A GUN will be in my head forever
drcthulu: James makes a faerie and loses a life
A_Dub888: @LoadingReadyRun Aristotle’s
e_bloc: not a bear though smdh
BrowneePointz: luckily, Ben is also very close to blunderbussing James into next week
dm818: Should have an upkeep trigger right?
A_Dub888: @A_Dub888 *aristoblins
Spades_Slicc: The upkeep has already happened
lilmeaches:
Ben you look awesome tonight! 
Spades_Slicc: chat look at the top of James' board
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The token doesn't have haste. Have to attack with the bearer.
daedela: looking very dapper, ben
Bruceski: That faerie entered this turn didn't it?
rogerivany: Long Live King James.
loufghyslaufey: A couple of... board wipes did get passed between the draft maybe? Remembering at least 1 but not by name?
Micalovits: @rogerivany I think I have bad news for you
loufghyslaufey: There were like two of them...
e_bloc: petition to put urborg in every draft format
DarkSVermoth: i mean ben doesn't have- right it's whenever something dies
A_Dub888: @Micalovits Long King James
couchboyj: Sharpshooter is not a reasonable card
Aceviru: It's also not cheap
RockPusher: Rattle 'em!
James_the_Dabbler: Drain from enchantment too? or did that happen and I missed it
e_bloc: sharpshooter is so good but I think it's almost like, perfectly balanced? it can go off but it's also a 3 mana 1/1
Micalovits: 3 mana isn't that bad
BrowneePointz: I think James is dead to a full swing.
Spades_Slicc: @James_the_Dabbler happened
BartholemewTheKitten: "mhm". "mhm". "mhm."
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Target attacking goblin gets +1/+0.
Aceviru: Hahaha
LRRbot: Idyllic Tutor [2W] | Sorcery | Search your library for an enchantment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
DarkSVermoth: "How about..." *eats card*
e_bloc: damn
BrowneePointz: that is a physical papercraft! not just looking!
Aceviru: The art in this set is just a win
loufghyslaufey: Ctrl_Alt_Removals
BrowneePointz: and that artist made the ENTIRE special guest list
BrowneePointz: which is a TON of work!
loufghyslaufey: The "wut-"mmander?
DarkSVermoth: he does have morcant, i think if james had her in battlefield he would've had a shot
Spades_Slicc: Prettyc Ool
LRRbot: Eclipsed Realms | Land | As this land enters, choose Elemental, Elf, Faerie, Giant, Goblin, Kithkin, Merfolk, or Treefolk. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell of the chosen type or activate an ability of a source of the chosen type.
BrowneePointz: oh yea the Morcant mill wasn’t great but also it would’ve played into Ben’s game plan
LRRbot: Bitterblossom [1B] | Kindred Enchantment — Faerie | At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying.
Aceviru: Let's goooo
DarkSVermoth: this is how we get the ben, with flyers
Bruceski: 20 turn clock
loufghyslaufey: Aha!
Juliamon: so bitter
EthirealPlayer: I see no way this could go wrong
LRRbot: Boggart Cursecrafter [BR] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [2/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever another Goblin you control dies, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
rogerivany: Ben has Goblin Sharpshooter.
LRRbot: Trystan, Callous Cultivator [2G] (back: Trystan, Penitent Culler) | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Trystan, Callous Cultivator, mill three cards. Then if there is an Elf card in your graveyard, you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {B}. If you do, transform Trystan.
DarkSVermoth: hey trystan! we have sustain now
BrowneePointz: This really makes me excited to see the N100 crew try out R/B gobbos soon
BrowneePointz: with the influx of new pieces
Spades_Slicc: I mean sharpshooter is THE answer to bitterblossom
BartholemewTheKitten: Do we stan Trys?
loufghyslaufey:
Trystan the sideboard tech? 
<(=w=)> 
LRRbot: Moonshadow [B] | Creature — Elemental [7/7] | Menace / This creature enters with six −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever one or more permanent cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere while this creature has a −1/−1 counter on it, remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature.
loufghyslaufey: (Gulps)
BrowneePointz: I wanna live the dream of it plus Rhys in limited
loufghyslaufey: The duck, Gavin?
ShaneLeeAtk: Moon shadow moon shadow
silv3r_54: those are some aggressive boops
LRRbot: Lys Alana Dignitary [1G] | Creature — Elf Advisor [2/3] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold an Elf or pay {2}. / {T}: Add {G}{G}. Activate only if there is an Elf card in your graveyard.
DarkSVermoth: we ramping!
Dromos_GHG: I know that song
xVoxtric: I know the song
loufghyslaufey: What kind of song?
BrowneePointz: the special Guest manamorphose is one of my fave pieces
ShaneLeeAtk: I knows
BartholemewTheKitten: I understood that reference
Khalstrom: Cat Stevens/Yusef
HedgehogKnight: Cat Stevens
RockPusher: Serge shaking out the Cat Stevens fans
BartholemewTheKitten: 8 is not 3
Aceviru: We appreciate Serge
xVoxtric: I would've thought Cat Stevens was more popular
e_bloc: we must find that person and ban them
BartholemewTheKitten: Much like 1 is not 0
LRRbot: Heirloom Auntie [2B] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [4/4] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever another creature you control dies, surveil 1, then remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature.
Aceviru:
@BartholemewTheKitten 8 is $5
LostThePirate:
Serge - my step-dad used to sing that song
anhakha: Trystan on card reader?
LRRbot: Boggart Cursecrafter [BR] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [2/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever another Goblin you control dies, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
loufghyslaufey: Or the article read over during... Chillpoint?
LRRbot: Noggle Robber [1{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Noggle Rogue [3/3] | When this creature enters or dies, create a Treasure token.
BrowneePointz: Roggle Nobber
LRRbot: Surly Farrier [1G] | Creature — Kithkin Citizen [2/2] | {T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains vigilance until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
johnnylongtorso: sorry, Surly
anhakha: No u didn't.
tryllebanjo:
A Donkeyfolk and a surly farrier. Name a better Lorwyn Eclipsed limited pair?
LoadingReadyRun: Furly Sarrier
revjakenash: I missed the explanation, why is Ben so incredibly dressed so incredibly dapper tonight?
unarmedoracle: 3/3 with upside? That's what the 3/3 is for.
BrowneePointz: collector booster draft @revjakenash
LRRbot: Vibrance [3{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [4/4] | When this creature enters, if {R}{R} was spent to cast it, this creature deals 3 damage to any target. / When this creature enters, if {G}{G} was spent to cast it, search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 2 life. / Evoke {R/G}{R/G}
revjakenash: Ahh thy swag has orived good sir! Thank you
BartholemewTheKitten: Just noticed that James's sleeves are giving Ben advice. Is that collusion?
BrowneePointz: weird dog
Mangledpixel: noot your shoggle
anhakha: Oof. Vibranced him right in the noggle...
anhakha: That' got to hurt.
definenull: you can't shoot your noggle in public, can you?
Justinthomasmm: this is still only game 2?!? I left and came back damn they grinding it out
Bacon_Trail: shoot your noggle definitely makes me think my opponent meant my face / lifetotal
neisan2112: The moon is thicc now
BrowneePointz: Ben’s deck is my kind of stupid bs
johnnylongtorso: Noggle trigger?
owangel1: Shouldn't James have another treasure off the Noggle dying?
loufghyslaufey: Ben is on to us... but we just can't just prove it yet...!!
LRRbot: Emptiness [4{W/B}{W/B}] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/5] | When this creature enters, if {W}{W} was spent to cast it, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / When this creature enters, if {B}{B} was spent to cast it, put three −1/−1 counters on up to one target creature. / Evoke {W/B}{W/B}
BrowneePointz: LOL “reshrink your stuff”
BrowneePointz: Ben was pedaling that unicycle hard and then James threw a bunch of Marbles in front of him
definenull: trumpet blast inc /j
GrathXVI: alright ben, just gotta sneak out that Rakdos Charm, it's in your color identity
anhakha: Remember, settle is on the bonus sheet.
LRRbot: Reckless Ransacking [1R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+2 until end of turn. Create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Nameless Inversion [1B] | Kindred Instant — Shapeshifter | Changeling / Target creature gets +3/−3 and loses all creature types until end of turn.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 7 is enough.
definenull: dangit
neisan2112: 7 would hav ebeen enough
Vinewood_OG: "Four turns and seven life ago...."
BrowneePointz: the bitterblossom upkee
neisan2112: Done it many times
BrowneePointz: 80% dying
Aceviru: That used to be modern yeah
BrowneePointz: 20% winning
unarmedoracle: at any cost, Paul.
NonchalantAvenger: u never die to bitterblossom With Sephiroth as Commnader
neisan2112: I actually died to Phyrexian Arena way more
DarkSVermoth: great games, hard to be in anyone's corner
Bruceski: Bitterblossom Bearer being a creature is an upside because it's easier to kill it when you need to
neisan2112: Probably cus I played it way more
Micalovits: I have died so many times to Bob
Bacon_Trail: elves are faeries now
NonchalantAvenger:
went 4-0-2 on my pre-rls... 4th out of 51 ppl
loufghyslaufey: Lmao
tani_2023: I died once to The One Ring. That felt bad
BartholemewTheKitten: The fairies are the banana
Bugberry: faeries always causing problems
BrowneePointz: Elf you glad i didn’t say Banana Blossom
LRRbot: Moonshadow [B] | Creature — Elemental [7/7] | Menace / This creature enters with six −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever one or more permanent cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere while this creature has a −1/−1 counter on it, remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature.
LRRbot: Virulent Emissary [G] | Creature — Elf Assassin [1/1] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
rogerivany: One of my favourite MTGO throwback drafts was the one where I drafted R/G fairy/flyers.
LostThePirate: Serge really groving the Cat Stevens tonight, hwh
LostThePirate: *heh
BartholemewTheKitten: Serge's version is definitive though
loufghyslaufey:
"Elf-Blossom" Turner: "Elf just a title, 
. The title of my pool."
LRRbot: Nameless Inversion [1B] | Kindred Instant — Shapeshifter | Changeling / Target creature gets +3/−3 and loses all creature types until end of turn.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Why, that negates the downside of bitterblossom!
BartholemewTheKitten: So much inverty-hurty coming from Ben's side
LRRbot: Elder Auntie [2R] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [2/2] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black and red Goblin creature token.
NonchalantAvenger: a common?! in my royal draft?!
LRRbot: Trystan, Callous Cultivator [2G] (back: Trystan, Penitent Culler) | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Trystan, Callous Cultivator, mill three cards. Then if there is an Elf card in your graveyard, you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {B}. If you do, transform Trystan.
LoadingReadyRun:
Moon Shadow, wider than then a mile, she's killing you in style, someday
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Triggers for James.
chaostreader: Trystan trigger
BrowneePointz: last Game James pulled the Will Smith from MiB “oh…was that your Auntie?”
Justinthomasmm: trystan trigger
LRRbot: Cinder Strike [R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may blight 1. / Cinder Strike deals 2 damage to target creature. It deals 4 damage to that creature instead if this spell's additional cost was paid.
Spades_Slicc: Hey that offsets bitterblossom
Aceviru: Ouphe
Dog_of_Myth:
BrowneePointz: and then you forgot that Beej is incredibly intelligent
Vinewood_OG: "Did I win?"
NonchalantAvenger: 'consistent grinder'?
Dog_of_Myth: !beej
goombalax: we all love the Beej
LRRbot: Celestial Reunion [XG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may choose a creature type and behold two creatures of that type. / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. If this spell's additional cost was paid and the revealed card is the chosen type, put that card onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your hand.
SquareDotCube: "ragequitting amateur"
e_bloc: we can't fight in here, it's the Beej room
EvilBadman: That's when Serge cut Hover Myr. It wasn't in that deck, but it was the catalyst
ContingentCat: !lovebeej
LRRbot:
Chat loves Beej and I love Beej 
e_bloc: we have to love Beej or else he'll take away the store
Earthenone: !vaselineorbarcodealloneword
LRRbot: Vaseline!
SquareDotCube: A Tri-stan
LRRbot: Morcant's Loyalist [1BG] | Creature — Elf Warrior [3/2] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / When this creature dies, return another target Elf card from your graveyard to your hand.
e_bloc: say vaseline and he appears. I believe in Beej Dery
LRRbot: Taster of Wares [2B] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [3/2] | When this creature enters, target opponent reveals X cards from their hand, where X is the number of Goblins you control. You choose one of those cards. That player exiles it. If an instant or sorcery card is exiled this way, you may cast it for as long as you control this creature, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.
DarkSVermoth: ben experiencing a drought?
loufghyslaufey: @e_bloc "I believe in Beej Dery..."
BartholemewTheKitten: The natty Jund is all you need
tryllebanjo:
Level 5 Super Judge! 
e_bloc: can we start a donation drive to have beej parody Joe Hendry's entrance?
LRRbot: Bitterbloom Bearer [BB] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [1/1] | Flash / Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 blue and black Faerie creature token with flying.
Aceviru: Hahahaha
tryllebanjo: ! ! !
MrSarkhan:
BusTed: 🙂
neisan2112: WOOOOOAAH
GrathXVI: Oops, All Bitterblossom
Morrigan9: ban sounds bitter.....
hidingbox: Hes got 3. One for each of ya!
e_bloc: well we found a new ceiling for BM
Morrigan9: ben
loufghyslaufey: Welp, wait. Serious?
rosesmcgee: You know. That was pretty funny.
rogerivany: Is that a rare?
HadesLeprechaun: James came with a plan
LRRbot: Goblin Sharpshooter [2R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | This creature doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever a creature dies, untap this creature. / {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.
Dog_of_Myth: Let's go
NonchalantAvenger: mythic
DarkSVermoth: james poker's face is very good
loufghyslaufey: Attack, chat! While the sharpshooter isn't looking!
Aceviru: And then he started blasting
Aceviru:
Voidhawk42: Yeah, playing poker against James sounds like a good way to lose all your money
tryllebanjo: Oh the faemanity!
BrowneePointz: dragonfly wings and limbs everywhere
LRRbot: Auntie Ool, Cursewretch [1BRG] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Warlock [4/4] | Ward—Blight 2. / Whenever one or more −1/−1 counters are put on a creature, draw a card if you control that creature. If you don't control it, its controller loses 1 life.
rogerivany: Fight Those Faeries!
e_bloc: see this is the kind of amusement you can't get out non-collector pack drafts
LRRbot: Eclipsed Realms | Land | As this land enters, choose Elemental, Elf, Faerie, Giant, Goblin, Kithkin, Merfolk, or Treefolk. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell of the chosen type or activate an ability of a source of the chosen type.
e_bloc: never let a poker face get in the way of good content
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Morbid is online.
Bugberry: Descended
LRRbot: Vibrance [3{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [4/4] | When this creature enters, if {R}{R} was spent to cast it, this creature deals 3 damage to any target. / When this creature enters, if {G}{G} was spent to cast it, search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 2 life. / Evoke {R/G}{R/G}
freshmaker__:
you've now descended this turn. 
loufghyslaufey:
Join with into the Moonbase, & ponder the question...
e_bloc: if only in spiderman they made a variation called morbius
Dog_of_Myth:
NonchalantAvenger: where do all those cards go after the evening?
LRRbot: Bitterblossom [1B] | Kindred Enchantment — Faerie | At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying.
LRRbot: Bitterbloom Bearer [BB] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [1/1] | Flash / Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 blue and black Faerie creature token with flying.
Bruceski: he posted on Blusky
BusTed:
Dog_of_Myth:
DarkSVermoth:
great stuff from both sides all around
LRRbot: Eventide's Shadow [4B] | Sorcery | Remove any number of counters from among permanents on the battlefield. You draw cards and lose life equal to the number of counters removed this way.
deathofspam: Wait, so Serge, should we then go sommewhere?
e_bloc: "James.. you magnificent bastard, *I read your book*!" Ben right before he plays goblin sharpshooter, probably
loufghyslaufey: Wut?
Molladia: Awww Man I wanna watch Roadquest again now
neisan2112: @Molladia Saaame, its been a while
Molladia: Was that a Slack noise?
NonchalantAvenger: where doo all those bitterblossoms bearers go when it's done
HadesLeprechaun: I miss Ben every day
Molladia: Wheeler that sweater is SO nice.
Vinewood_OG: From the Bronx!?
Fruan: Someone update the wiki
rosesmcgee: Preferred Proper Nouns
hidingbox: Does make him sound like a small child
LRRbot: Rhys, the Evermore [1W] | Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior [2/2] | Flash / When Rhys enters, another target creature you control gains persist until end of turn. / {W}, {T}: Remove any number of counters from target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Iron-Shield Elf [1B] | Creature — Elf Warrior [3/1] | Discard a card: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.
johnnylongtorso: Iron Sheik Elf
LRRbot: Retched Wretch [2B] | Creature — Goblin [4/2] | When this creature dies, if it had a −1/−1 counter on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control and it loses all abilities.
loufghyslaufey: The cloak of the blight-side hath fallen, "Begun, the Elf Wars have..." <(>w<)>
Balaur1135: Retched Wrenching Retch Wrench
Bugberry: reverse persist
LRRbot: Wanderbrine Trapper [W] | Creature — Merfolk Scout [2/1] | {1}, {T}, Tap another untapped creature you control: Tap target creature an opponent controls.
LRRbot: Blight Rot [2B] | Instant | Put four −1/−1 counters on target creature.
Balaur1135: @Bugberry if your creature would live ... it dies instead?
Aceviru: Nice
LRRbot: Personify [1W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. Create a 1/1 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.
loufghyslaufey: Oh, persist trigger...ish?
northos: thank you for coming to Kathleen's TED talk
Mr_Horrible:
Persona, aka "MiniTen"
LRRbot: Champions of the Perfect [3G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [6/6] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold an Elf and exile it. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, draw a card. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Morcant's Eyes [1G] | Kindred Enchantment — Elf | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. / {4}{G}{G}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Create X 2/2 black and green Elf creature tokens, where X is the number of Elf cards in your graveyard. Activate only as a sorcery.
Kid_Amn: the SMT talk just reminds me how much I miss Kathleen Saves The World
nan_de_mo_nai: another beast whisperer
LRRbot: Dread Tiller [1BG] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [2/4] | When this creature enters, put a −1/−1 counter on target creature. / Whenever a creature with a −1/−1 counter on it dies, you may put a land card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Great Forest Druid [1G] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [0/4] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Moonlit Lamenter [2W] | Creature — Treefolk Cleric [2/5] | This creature enters with a −1/−1 counter on it. / {1}{W}, Remove a counter from this creature: Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
Vandristine: did wheeler draw off casting dread tiller and i just missed it?
LRRbot: Mutable Explorer [2G] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/1] | Changeling / When this creature enters, create a tapped Mutavault token.
dpj2009: End her career champ
loufghyslaufey: A land explorer!?
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SnowBunSarah: Sending a rabbit creature to your battlefield- Whoops wrong set
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loufghyslaufey: Duh heck?
daedela: ian off the top rope "decadence!"
LRRbot: Keep Out [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Keep Out deals 4 damage to target tapped creature. / • Destroy target enchantment.
LRRbot: Dawn's Light Archer [2G] | Creature — Elf Archer [4/2] | Flash / Reach
nyc_mtg: the new jersey lover has logged on
Molladia: Doesn't Blight say "Other Creature"
LRRbot: Spry and Mighty [4G] | Sorcery | Choose two creatures you control. You draw X cards and the chosen creatures get +X/+X and gain trample until end of turn, where X is the difference between the chosen creatures' powers.
LRRbot: Assert Perfection [1G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature an opponent controls.
lamina5432: right on time for most of the games. evenin chat
GrathXVI: @Molladia No, blight is just "put a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control"
dpj2009: He's gaming
Molladia: @GrathXVI Thankyou, I mis-remembered.
johnnylongtorso: Wretchie Wretch
LRRbot: Wanderbrine Trapper [W] | Creature — Merfolk Scout [2/1] | {1}, {T}, Tap another untapped creature you control: Tap target creature an opponent controls.
Molladia: How many Sets has Kathleen worked on? I can think of 3
Aceviru: Fish aggro
LRRbot: Kinscaer Sentry [1W] | Creature — Kithkin Soldier [2/2] | First strike, lifelink / Whenever this creature attacks, you may put a creature card with mana value X or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking, where X is the number of attacking creatures you control.
Territan: Retched Wretch—a pitiful creature that was vomited up.
LRRbot: Morcant's Eyes [1G] | Kindred Enchantment — Elf | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. / {4}{G}{G}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Create X 2/2 black and green Elf creature tokens, where X is the number of Elf cards in your graveyard. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Prideful Feastling [2{W/B}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/3] | Changeling / Lifelink
LRRbot: Mutable Explorer [2G] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/1] | Changeling / When this creature enters, create a tapped Mutavault token.
LRRbot: Retched Wretch [2B] | Creature — Goblin [4/2] | When this creature dies, if it had a −1/−1 counter on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control and it loses all abilities.
Bugberry: I'm surprised none of the Avatars from Shadowmoor got callbacks, or maybe they are in the commander decks and I didn't notice them.
LRRbot: High Perfect Morcant [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [4/4] | Whenever High Perfect Morcant or another Elf you control enters, each opponent blights 1. / Tap three untapped Elves you control: Proliferate. Activate only as a sorcery.
SnowBunSarah: Beautiful curve out there
nyc_mtg: ten seeeeeven
rogerivany:
Can I get an Urborg? 
loufghyslaufey: But what if it is?
Khalstrom: Yello is not a meme
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Spades_Slicc: Have you shown her the mountain goats song about the inevitability of death and the tragedy of extinction?
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Dog_of_Myth:
Bruceski: Is the "oh yeah" song Junior Senior's Move Your Feet?
nyc_mtg: LuL
Aceviru: Go off princess
coriolis_storm:
Her mother’s daughter!
hd_dabnado: its an important lesson that you dont have to listen to an entire album to enjoy it
Balaur1135: @Aceviru and Kathleen, too.
ContingentCat: For someone her age yeah
SnowBunSarah: You are also here for moral support!
LRRbot: Darkness Descends [2BB] | Sorcery | Put two −1/−1 counters on each creature.
Fruan: Use of Weapons plot synopsis.
Pywodwagon: let me find the image
nyc_mtg: facts facts
justalog96: A beautiful community
Dromos_GHG: 2 out of 3
hd_dabnado: i love bullying
nevyn666: facts
AllTheWeasels: The first one is free
LRRbot: Wanderbrine Trapper [W] | Creature — Merfolk Scout [2/1] | {1}, {T}, Tap another untapped creature you control: Tap target creature an opponent controls.
LRRbot: Moonlit Lamenter [2W] | Creature — Treefolk Cleric [2/5] | This creature enters with a −1/−1 counter on it. / {1}{W}, Remove a counter from this creature: Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
KharadBanar: !card dread tiller
LRRbot: Dread Tiller [1BG] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [2/4] | When this creature enters, put a −1/−1 counter on target creature. / Whenever a creature with a −1/−1 counter on it dies, you may put a land card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Trystan, Callous Cultivator [2G] (back: Trystan, Penitent Culler) | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Trystan, Callous Cultivator, mill three cards. Then if there is an Elf card in your graveyard, you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {B}. If you do, transform Trystan.
johnnylongtorso: 1/4, 2/4, red/4, blue/4
LRRbot: Crib Swap [2W] | Kindred Instant — Shapeshifter | Changeling / Exile target creature. Its controller creates a 1/1 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.
idontgetmyrealname: @johnnylongtorso gold/4 standing by
deathofspam: @idontgetmyrealname Wendy's 4 for 4 standing by!
LRRbot: Safewright Cavalry [3G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [4/4] | This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature. / {5}: Target Elf you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Bugberry: Daunt I believe
nyc_mtg: its like timberwatch elf but you dont have to tap, its broken
Pywodwagon: @nyc_mtg now,
Bugberry: Stalking I mean. Daunt was the can't be blocked by 2 or less ability.
KharadBanar: !card timberwatch elf
LRRbot: Timberwatch Elf [2G] | Creature — Elf [1/2] | {T}: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Elves on the battlefield.
LRRbot: Keep Out [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Keep Out deals 4 damage to target tapped creature. / • Destroy target enchantment.
SnowBunSarah: Here I thought the ability would be called ecanaM
johnnylongtorso: anti-menace
InfiniTokens: Hello! What'd I miss?
justalog96: I prefer dying the old fashioned way to fireblast
LRRbot: High Perfect Morcant [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [4/4] | Whenever High Perfect Morcant or another Elf you control enters, each opponent blights 1. / Tap three untapped Elves you control: Proliferate. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Reluctant Dounguard [2W] | Creature — Kithkin Soldier [4/4] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever another creature you control enters while this creature has a −1/−1 counter on it, remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature.
HadesLeprechaun: do elves on Lorwyn have cloven feet or does she have some kind of weird shoes on?
Bugberry: @HadesLeprechaun cloven feet. They are like fauns.
superdude097: @HadesLeprechaun They have hooves
HadesLeprechaun: never noticed before
LRRbot: Personify [1W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. Create a 1/1 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.
ArcOfTheConclave: @HadesLeprechaun lorwin elves have hooves yes
coriolis_storm: The PPR should have been called “Countdown to Dounsday”
nyc_mtg: flicker gaming hell yeah
rogerivany: This match seems a lot quicker then James/BennyUlms
stnrwzrd: personify going in with the avatar shrines
johnnylongtorso: snake's back again
DarkSVermoth: dang the cavalry is kinda insane
ContingentCat: Mawp
Bugberry: Stalking Tiger but 4/4 instead of 3/3 with additional text.
LRRbot: High Perfect Morcant [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [4/4] | Whenever High Perfect Morcant or another Elf you control enters, each opponent blights 1. / Tap three untapped Elves you control: Proliferate. Activate only as a sorcery.
TAW_Draconis: did it just read his arm as a snake?
SnowBunSarah: Yes
InfiniTokens: @HadesLeprechaun Cloven feet, although the art makes it look like they did human feet to begin with an added the hooves when they remembered. Probably not the case, but fun to think about.
johnnylongtorso: the card reader thinks everything's a snake tonight
DarkSVermoth: the card reader thinks everything is a snake lately
nyc_mtg: he's timberwatching
DarkSVermoth: @johnnylongtorso hey!
Metalupis: yes but when is Kathleen not a little trickster god?
johnnylongtorso: mom said it's my turn with the brain cell
LRRbot: Retched Wretch [2B] | Creature — Goblin [4/2] | When this creature dies, if it had a −1/−1 counter on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control and it loses all abilities.
lamina5432: mwap
Mai_Andra: "krrrch"
LRRbot: Morcant's Eyes [1G] | Kindred Enchantment — Elf | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. / {4}{G}{G}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Create X 2/2 black and green Elf creature tokens, where X is the number of Elf cards in your graveyard. Activate only as a sorcery.
Bugberry: doun doun in an earlier round
ContingentCat: Thanks Paul
Territan: [shakes head] Sounded awkward, but not bad enough to clip.
LRRbot: Abigale, Eloquent First-Year [{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Bird Bard [1/1] | Flying, first strike, lifelink / When Abigale enters, up to one other target creature loses all abilities. Put a flying counter, a first strike counter, and a lifelink counter on that creature.
InfiniTokens: I heard my name!
nan_de_mo_nai: dounslayer angel
Vinewood_OG:
Degenerates maybe
AznMom420: is the name of wheeler’s deck an interior crocodile alligator reference?
LRRbot: Dawn's Light Archer [2G] | Creature — Elf Archer [4/2] | Flash / Reach
nan_de_mo_nai: @AznMom420 chip da ripper baby
LRRbot: Great Forest Druid [1G] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [0/4] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Bugberry: thrown under the schoolbus
AznMom420: @nan_de_mo_nai weird synchronicity because I was just telling someone about that freestyle
nan_de_mo_nai: get on the magic schoolbus
loufghyslaufey: YEET the Wrath, Bens!
LRRbot: Reluctant Dounguard [2W] | Creature — Kithkin Soldier [4/4] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever another creature you control enters while this creature has a −1/−1 counter on it, remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature.
loufghyslaufey:
YEET Them With Wraths...!! 
gotname: first strike damage
loufghyslaufey:
be like: There are turns where nothing happens. And then there are turns where "turns" happen!!
definenull: well not with collector boosties
AznMom420: in some places it is the prerelease right now!
LRRbot: Gilt-Leaf's Embrace [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, enchanted creature gains trample and indestructible until end of turn. / Enchanted creature gets +2/+0.
AznMom420: tgifnm
dpj2009: Man's got aura!
LRRbot: Pyrrhic Strike [2W] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may blight 2. / Choose one. If this spell's additional cost was paid, choose both instead. / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or greater.
Bacon_Trail: I would like to play this format but the store I was planning to go to ran out of space an hour before the event (they don't do preregistration)
definenull: hanging on a thread!
Aceviru: Time to flip
LRRbot: Prideful Feastling [2{W/B}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/3] | Changeling / Lifelink
definenull: that elf skipped leg day fr fr
AznMom420: topdeck mode
LRRbot: Spry and Mighty [4G] | Sorcery | Choose two creatures you control. You draw X cards and the chosen creatures get +X/+X and gain trample until end of turn, where X is the difference between the chosen creatures' powers.
definenull: owie
LRRbot: Aberrant Return [4BB] | Sorcery | Put one, two, or three target creature cards from graveyards onto the battlefield under your control. Each of them enters with an additional −1/−1 counter on it.
dpj2009: Tromple strats
AznMom420: gloom the ripper
LRRbot: Unbury [1B] | Instant | Choose one — / • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Return two target creature cards that share a creature type from your graveyard to your hand.
loufghyslaufey: !card gloomripper
LRRbot: Gloom Ripper [3BB] | Creature — Elf Assassin [4/4] | When this creature enters, target creature you control gets +X/+0 until end of turn and up to one target creature an opponent controls gets −0/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of Elves you control plus the number of Elf cards in your graveyard.
SnowBunSarah: Remember to hydrate during the break!
sporkraptor: I need to refill my water bottle, thanks for the reminder
SnowBunSarah:
@sporkraptor 
stnrwzrd: SUP STINKY
Aceviru: Aww haha
BusTed:
lamina5432: yes Mayor
drcthulu: Natty Laugh
AznMom420: we just made him laugh
Dog_of_Myth: Challenge accepted
RealLegitStreamer: Can the sub be a sandwich?
stnrwzrd: no fake bullshit, only real bullshit. got it.
AznMom420: lorn eclipsed
Vinewood_OG: Will it be a giant sub?
LRRbot: Rimefire Torque [1U] | Artifact | As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. / Whenever a permanent you control of the chosen type enters, put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}, Remove three charge counters from this artifact: When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
lamina5432: So can anyone convince paul to play a pee,pee,poo,poo sound clip
Simonark: If James gifted a sub he’d make it meatball with a ton of lettuce and mayo just to spite us
couchboyj: Adam just made himself laugh, and he's been in Twitch chat before, and when one of us is funny, we are all funny. So Twitch chat made Adam laugh, QED.
LRRbot: Flame-Chain Mauler [1R] | Creature — Elemental Warrior [2/2] | {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
LRRbot: Voracious Tome-Skimmer [{U/B}{U/B}{U/B}] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, you may pay 1 life. If you do, draw a card.
AznMom420: @couchboyj truly the human centipede of logic, flawless
drcthulu: James "the man" Turner
AznMom420: sorry didn’t come with our a material today
LRRbot: Giantfall [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls. / • Destroy target artifact.
SnowBunSarah: @AznMom420 We have A material?
iris_of_ether:
Chat doesn't need to be funny; Chat's already a joke
BusTed: adam why do you know about the Resurrection of Broncho Billy
ContingentCat:
HadesLeprechaun: took less than 1 second to make him laugh after he said it's too hard
LostThePirate hums the tune of Hall of the Mountain King
LRRbot: Wickersmith's Tools [3] | Artifact | Whenever one or more −1/−1 counters are put on a creature, put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create X tapped 2/2 colorless Scarecrow artifact creature tokens, where X is the number of charge counters on this artifact.
Mai_Andra: waiting for the LRR cocaine arc to transition into the UNI arc
Mr_Horrible: charge counters all over this table
ghizmou: scare y
Greendrag13: So this card is... scarecrows rock?
AznMom420: “Q:why did the noggle ignore the crying child? A:because it was noggle her business”
itsr67: D: the pee pee poo poo man
HadesLeprechaun: Kris Straub original
stnrwzrd: the opposite of poo poo is colonoscopy
cheshire_creeper: The Mayor? Like from Homestuck?
LRRbot: Mischievous Sneakling [1{U/B}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/2] | Changeling / Flash
Mai_Andra: Born to hee hee hoo hoo; forced to pee pee poo poo.
Territan: Fæces.
AznMom420: @Mai_Andra if he laughs he has to get this tattooed on his arm
LRRbot: Gnarlbark Elm [2B] | Creature — Treefolk Warlock [3/4] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {2}{B}, Remove two counters from this creature: Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
rogerivany: Gnarlsbarkly
frameshifty: is Gnarls Barkely a viable reference in 2026?
frameshifty: lol jinx
rogerivany: It is to me.
JinaMahavira: I dunno what job you'll get with him as a reference
chaostreader: did Cori draw?
LRRbot: Summit Sentinel [1U] | Creature — Elemental Soldier [1/3] | When this creature dies, draw a card.
GreyThey: @chaostreader I think they canceled that show
zombiewillardgibbs: she did not
AznMom420: the treefolk sent gnarlbark elm and the scream team to the shadowmoor olympics
AznMom420: what is transferring counters?
AznMom420: oh gnarlbark’s ability
Spades_Slicc: @AznMom420 gnarls barkley can shrink things
mescal__: Is it a feature of collector's boosters that 5 of 6 players we've watched on stream so far are in black? Very interesting!
ContingentCat: Classic Cori (affectionate)
AznMom420: @Spades_Slicc I’m tree racist so i forgot it wasnt every other tree I was thinking of
LRRbot: Lofty Dreams [3UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Convoke / Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, draw a card. / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying.
AznMom420: @mescal__ black does a lot this set
RavagerMaths: @mescal__ it just has some of the best removal
Morrigan9: tree has reach
AznMom420: can we penalize adam for ludonarrative incongruity
LRRbot: Champion of the Path [3R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [7/3] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold an Elemental and exile it. / Whenever another Elemental you control enters, it deals damage equal to its power to each opponent. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.
SnowBunSarah: While the tree will never forget its roots, it will never let those roots keep it grounded
Morrigan9: same thing
LRRbot: Twinflame Travelers [2UR] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [3/3] | Flying / If a triggered ability of another Elemental you control triggers, it triggers an additional time.
Greendrag13: Be holdin' them? Well, they were in her hand...
Mr_Horrible: aka "SCRAW"
LRRbot: Lamentation [5B] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [5/4] | When this creature enters, destroy target creature an opponent controls. You gain 3 life. / Encore {6}{B}{B}
Spades_Slicc: Lamb in Tation
AznMom420: what is best in life? to destroy creatures and hear the lamentation of their casters
rogerivany: Classic UR wrath
Mr_Horrible: "It also files my tax"
LRRbot: Temporal Cleansing [3U] | Sorcery | Convoke / The owner of target nonland permanent puts it into their library second from the top or on the bottom.
Mr_Horrible: "and moisturizes my face"
Mai_Andra: a 3/4 for 3 with deathtouch and a wall of text...
AznMom420: “I play this pizza that gives me a emblem that draws a card every time my opponent plays a spell”
rogerivany: Wasn't that third from the top?
Bugberry: @Mai_Andra you mean a paragraph?
e_bloc: yeah after I open a booster pack I feel like I should be writing a book report
drcthulu: it was 3rd from the top
LRRbot: Dream Seizer [3B] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [3/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, you may blight 1. If you do, each opponent discards a card.
Metalupis: @rogerivany yes
Balaur1135: Crush your enemies. CRUSH your enemies. Andsee them driven befoooore yooooou. CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES! And hheeeeear the laaaamentaaaations of the [censored for sexism].
LRRbot: Kulrath Zealot [5R] | Creature — Elemental Warrior [6/5] | When this creature enters, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. / Basic landcycling {1}{R}
AznMom420: @Bugberry paragraphs have breaks this text box is completely full
raulghoulia: dream caesar
e_bloc: the red stuff in the picture must be clamato
Greendrag13: Ceasars should not be black...
SnowBunSarah: @AznMom420 That's a nice card. I play this enchantment that says whenever an opponent thinks of the mere concept of tapping a land for mana, they lose 5 life
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AznMom420: @Balaur1135 [planeswalkers]
JinaMahavira: caeser dressing
nyc_mtg: Dream Seizer, I believe you can get me through the blight
iris_of_ether: 100% a movie
Bugberry: @AznMom420 if we are talking about Tristan, he has two long sentences after Deathtouch.
BrowneePointz: it’s an incredible movie tbh
rogerivany: Patrick Swayze
Vinewood_OG: Roadhouse
raulghoulia: La Vida Boheme, Noxzeema Jackson and Chichi Rodriquez
Balaur1135: @AznMom420 TY
Pywodwagon: its wii shop wednesday!
LRRbot: Explosive Prodigy [1R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [1/1] | Vivid — When this creature enters, it deals X damage to target creature an opponent controls, where X is the number of colors among permanents you control.
e_bloc: I watched that movie about twenty years ago and I stll have no idea what it is about
lamina5432: sounds like a james movie
BrowneePointz: Uncommon Queer Rep that’s still great today
LRRbot: Twinflame Travelers [2UR] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [3/3] | Flying / If a triggered ability of another Elemental you control triggers, it triggers an additional time.
EvilBadman: Oh the Wii Shop meme dudes
Pywodwagon: @e_bloc the movie that came out last year?
e_bloc: @Pywodwagon too wong foo etc
Pywodwagon: @e_bloc ah yea
LRRbot: Dream Seizer [3B] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [3/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, you may blight 1. If you do, each opponent discards a card.
Pywodwagon: too wong foo rules
LRRbot: Sunderflock [7UU] | Creature — Elemental [5/5] | This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the greatest mana value among Elementals you control. / Flying / When this creature enters, if you cast it, return all non-Elemental creatures to their owners' hands.
AznMom420: dream ceasar
BrowneePointz: it’s a movie about a Trans woman and two drag queens making a big trip and it’s still great
e_bloc: Adam's deck is a two drink minimum
Greendrag13: My dream Ceasar comes with Prime Rib. Such a good salad!
BrowneePointz: in part cuz To Wong Foo isn’t treating queerness as a punchline
LRRbot: Temporal Cleansing [3U] | Sorcery | Convoke / The owner of target nonland permanent puts it into their library second from the top or on the bottom.
Mr_Horrible: that's what we call him too, Cori
Balaur1135: @BrowneePointz OMG yes, and while I love the other drag queen movies. Priscilla remains top of the line. It might be in my to 10 all time fave films
e_bloc: coulda named that clean your clock but no
Mr_Horrible: owners of textile factories be like:
BrowneePointz: Priscilla and TWF are both great but different films
LRRbot: Kindle the Inner Flame [3R] | Kindred Sorcery — Elemental | Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control, except it has haste and "At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this token." / Flashback—{1}{R}, Behold three Elementals.
Spades_Slicc: How many charge counters do you want on the wickersmith tools before you're happy with it?
Mr_Horrible: @Spades_Slicc enough to threaten lethal
BrowneePointz: !card Lamentation
LRRbot: Lamentation [5B] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [5/4] | When this creature enters, destroy target creature an opponent controls. You gain 3 life. / Encore {6}{B}{B}
MattIsAMage: +3 life for adam
LRRbot: Ashling, Rekindled [1R] (back: Ashling, Rimebound) | Legendary Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [1/3] | Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Ashling, Rekindled, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {U}. If you do, transform Ashling.
BrowneePointz: 2 is good 3 is above rate
LRRbot: Gnarlbark Elm [2B] | Creature — Treefolk Warlock [3/4] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {2}{B}, Remove two counters from this creature: Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
SnowBunSarah: Wait, Adam has Reach? Cool, I've got some flyers I need him to deal with
sporkraptor: I just realized Cori got a haircut and it looks *so cute* aaaaa
e_bloc: I can't be the only one to have looked at the back side of a card before realizing it's not a DFC
iris_of_ether: OMG
Aceviru: Lol
Mr_Horrible: seems bad
AznMom420: yeah the promos are tmnt
NotCainNorAbel: perfect
MattIsAMage: woooow
e_bloc:
Balaur1135: @SnowBunSarah Just don't give him a bow; WotC seems to take Reach away when you got one.
Mai_Andra: uh... whoops...
nyc_mtg: A turtle in *some* packs
stnrwzrd: @SnowBunSarah he's like 6'7" ofc he has reach
BusTed: oops whoops
AznMom420: its a fun spoiler!
e_bloc: brb buying some prerelease kits
ghizmou: are you allowed to play with them ?
lamina5432: what happened
couchboyj: I don't see a giant glowing bow on him, must be sneaky reach
Pywodwagon: from what I understand, its mostly in LatAm countries
BrowneePointz: apparently it’s Mostly in LatAm?
ghizmou: we just can't get away from UB
JinaMahavira: Yes
Mr_Horrible: I call this new piece: "The Effect Of Rapid Production Cycles On Quality Contol"
e_bloc: I'm in
lamina5432: spoiler season is going to be ruined
Mr_Horrible: Control, ironically
WokenClick: Wow thats a huge yikes
AznMom420: @Pywodwagon do they use a lot of english product cuz ive seen english cards
ProcyonFlynn:
Was it on purpose though?
ContingentCat: !gambling
MattIsAMage: hard to accidently print another set in the box??? wild
BrowneePointz: at the very least the TMNT set is lookin sick!
Vinewood_OG: El Shredder!?
ContingentCat: Oopsie whoopies
Tiber727: See, it'd be funny if they did it unannounced with a time travel themed set.
BrowneePointz: LOL EL SHREDDER
LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
AznMom420: los tortugas mutantes
NotCainNorAbel:
500
BrowneePointz: Idk why that hit me so hard in the funny bone but it did
e_bloc: I'm a big fan of the M20 prerelease kit which printed corpse knight with the wrong P/T
SnowBunSarah: @Tiber727 It would have been incredible hype if they did the Reality Fracture set promos in this set
Bugberry: @Tiber727 Like how Time Spiral had the Time-Shifted sheet.
LRRbot: Flamebraider [1R] | Creature — Elemental Bard [2/2] | {T}: Add two mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast Elemental spells or activate abilities of Elemental sources.
ghizmou: TMNT in Ikoria would have been dope
RatherLargeToad:
There is a Class enchantment called “Does Machines”. this implies that there will also be one called “Party Dude” 
LRRbot: Gravelgill Scoundrel [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [1/3] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap another untapped creature you control. If you do, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
BrowneePointz: since the ur theme is 4cmc+ matters flamebraider is good
LRRbot: Cinder Strike [R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may blight 1. / Cinder Strike deals 2 damage to target creature. It deals 4 damage to that creature instead if this spell's additional cost was paid.
NapalmSideburns: It's a shame the look that's he's got is the Innsmouth look
Balaur1135: Q: is Broncho said with a "ch" or a "k" sound?
LRRbot: Hexing Squelcher [1R] | Creature — Goblin Sorcerer [2/2] | This spell can't be countered. / Ward—Pay 2 life. / Spells you control can't be countered. / Other creatures you control have "Ward—Pay 2 life."
WokenClick: That art is awesome
LRRbot: Oko, Lorwyn Liege [2U] (back: Oko, Shadowmoor Scion) | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [3] | At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {G}. If you do, transform Oko. / [+2]: Up to one target creature gains all creature types. / [+1]: Target creature gets −2/−0 until your next turn.
3and4fifths: The 9ne on Drury Lane?
Balaur1135: Thirsty sexy Oko, pleasing the camera
e_bloc: that car is gas
e_bloc: forever
AznMom420: @RatherLargeToad theres one that just reads “leads”
lamina5432: 3 mana gane 6 life
Omnipotrevor: Why is Oko the lead member of a k-pop boyband?
LRRbot: Summit Sentinel [1U] | Creature — Elemental Soldier [1/3] | When this creature dies, draw a card.
Dog_of_Myth: Those abs saved Adam's life
LRRbot: Pestered Wellguard [3U] | Creature — Merfolk Soldier [3/2] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, create a 1/1 blue and black Faerie creature token with flying.
Bugberry: +1
Dog_of_Myth: Ward cost
Spades_Slicc: Shouldn't Oko be at 3 not 4?
Balaur1135: @Spades_Slicc Oko's definitely a 10
Bugberry: Oko's -2/-0 costs +1
Spades_Slicc: oh I thought you said +1 Oko
e_bloc: one plus one plus two plus one
HadesLeprechaun: he functionally changed his decision to be the +2
Balaur1135: @e_bloc *everyone counting on their fingers*. The end of Clue depended on everyone counting correctly.
e_bloc: @Balaur1135 math is for. . . detectives?
LRRbot: Sygg's Command [1WU] | Kindred Sorcery — Merfolk | Choose two — / • Create a token that's a copy of target Merfolk you control. / • Creatures target player controls gain lifelink until end of turn. / • Target player draws a card. / • Tap target creature. Put a stun counter on it.
AznMom420: cant wait for seven’s command
Aceviru:
Fish? 
e_bloc: wish it were an instant
Spades_Slicc: @AznMom420 Sygg Seveeeeen
AznMom420: hey sygg seveennn
GreyThey: 🤔 As semiaquatic creatures, I think Ninja Turtles should count as Merfolk in Lorwyn.
owangel1: Cori should be at 17
MattIsAMage: did cory take the 3? am i dmub
HadesLeprechaun: one of the two new Margaret Organ-Keen arts!
AznMom420: the sad part is we finally have a tmnt set and still no teenage subtype
AznMom420: margaret organ keen rules
LRRbot: Lofty Dreams [3UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Convoke / Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, draw a card. / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying.
InfiniTokens: What is everyone hoping to pull at the prerelease?
SnowBunSarah: @InfiniTokens The best TMNT mythic rare as my promo
Spades_Slicc:
Don't wanna transform your Oko?
hidingbox: Planeswalkers? In this economy?
InfiniTokens:
@SnowBunSarah
LRRbot: Sygg's Command [1WU] | Kindred Sorcery — Merfolk | Choose two — / • Create a token that's a copy of target Merfolk you control. / • Creatures target player controls gain lifelink until end of turn. / • Target player draws a card. / • Tap target creature. Put a stun counter on it.
AznMom420: @InfiniTokens there’s a few cards out of the precons I want lol
e_bloc: please just hang out and don't turn anything into an elk
RatherLargeToad: He’s just standing there menacingly.
frank_the_great: @InfiniTokens A lot of the cards are pretty, but if I had to pick one, I'd say Abigale b/c I liked her in the story
couchboyj: Oko looks like a man who has put in his 10000 hours on doing nothing
RatherLargeToad: You know he’s going to do something cool any moment now!
LRRbot: Temporal Cleansing [3U] | Sorcery | Convoke / The owner of target nonland permanent puts it into their library second from the top or on the bottom.
LRRbot: Giantfall [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls. / • Destroy target artifact.
AznMom420: who is shuffling their cards when all the players on stream have their hands still lol
SnowBunSarah: @e_bloc If you must turn anything into an elk, I know a plane with a bunch of people who would be okay with being turned into an elk. Locals call it "earth"
AznMom420: ah it was the tokens deck
LRRbot: Voracious Tome-Skimmer [{U/B}{U/B}{U/B}] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, you may pay 1 life. If you do, draw a card.
Balaur1135: @AznMom420 Wheeler right beside the camera's mic, an evil grin on his face
e_bloc: best boy
AznMom420: since I drew all my land it doesnt count is a fair argument
MattIsAMage: is there any green for oko? i guess mono blue oko is good enough
ghizmou: I got 99 problems and all of them are Cori's
AznMom420: @Balaur1135 the best part is it isnt bkibler style flicking its more like rubbing them together to start a fire
AznMom420: bait oko
lamina5432: the -2/0 is a good delay
Spades_Slicc: Would you drink pasteurized Elk Milk if I refused to confirm or deny if the Elk it came from used to be a person?
BrowneePointz: his -2 also makes it real hard to attack
AznMom420: elk magic is elk magic
couchboyj: His back side makes 2 3/3s, which is probably even better delay if you can flip him
AznMom420: @couchboyj aw shucks all my backside makes is farts
SnowBunSarah: @Spades_Slicc Even if you confirmed that the elk DID used to be a person, I'd still drink it. Still milk from an elk.
LRRbot: Rimefire Torque [1U] | Artifact | As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. / Whenever a permanent you control of the chosen type enters, put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}, Remove three charge counters from this artifact: When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
AznMom420: some elf fairy boys have all the luck
LRRbot: Flaring Cinder [1{U/R}{U/R}] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [3/2] | When this creature enters and whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
InfiniTokens: Nike's new slogan: "Just Hoof It."
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LRRbot: Voracious Tome-Skimmer [{U/B}{U/B}{U/B}] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, you may pay 1 life. If you do, draw a card.
Bugberry: it's tome time
Diabore: oh cori got haircut, looks good
AznMom420: I dont have much time but boy am i voracious
LRRbot: Explosive Prodigy [1R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [1/1] | Vivid — When this creature enters, it deals X damage to target creature an opponent controls, where X is the number of colors among permanents you control.
AznMom420: it wouldve got the laugh if you weren’t skimming over it
LRRbot: Wanderwine Distracter [3U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [4/3] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, target creature an opponent controls gets −3/−0 until end of turn.
itsr67: dang that's an annoying common
LRRbot: Flamebraider [1R] | Creature — Elemental Bard [2/2] | {T}: Add two mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast Elemental spells or activate abilities of Elemental sources.
LRRbot: Flitterwing Nuisance [U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/2] | Flying / This creature enters with a −1/−1 counter on it. / {2}{U}, Remove a counter from this creature: Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker this turn, draw a card.
LRRbot: Gravelgill Scoundrel [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [1/3] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap another untapped creature you control. If you do, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
LRRbot: Temporal Cleansing [3U] | Sorcery | Convoke / The owner of target nonland permanent puts it into their library second from the top or on the bottom.
LRRbot: Tweeze [2R] | Instant | Tweeze deals 3 damage to any target. You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
AznMom420: twosend
AznMom420: twezzed twice
Bugberry: It's a delayed trigger
e_bloc: temporal cleansing is a pretty clean answer to most things
w1gum: dang the double barrel tweeze
LRRbot: Temporal Cleansing [3U] | Sorcery | Convoke / The owner of target nonland permanent puts it into their library second from the top or on the bottom.
3and4fifths: Kaldheim?
AznMom420: visit? I hope you have your ear muffs because I’m inviting you to my housewarming party - i live in magical christmas land
Mr_Horrible: unearth except it's copy tokens instead of the creature itself
LRRbot: Kulrath Zealot [5R] | Creature — Elemental Warrior [6/5] | When this creature enters, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. / Basic landcycling {1}{R}
Mr_Horrible: Rath? Or Kul-rath?
InfiniTokens: That sounds wrong.
Mr_Horrible: I have vague memories of you with the encore ophidian pirate
LRRbot: Impolite Entrance [R] | Sorcery | Target creature gains trample and haste until end of turn. / Draw a card.
Mr_Horrible: or whatever it was
Pywodwagon: adam likes decking himself with three people watching
Mr_Horrible: that Lamentation loves porridge
LRRbot: Stratosoarer [4U] | Creature — Elemental [3/5] | Flying / When this creature enters, target creature gains flying until end of turn. / Basic landcycling {1}{U}
LRRbot: Lamentation [5B] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [5/4] | When this creature enters, destroy target creature an opponent controls. You gain 3 life. / Encore {6}{B}{B}
LRRbot: Glamermite [2U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/2] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Tap target creature. / • Untap target creature.
LRRbot: Sygg's Command [1WU] | Kindred Sorcery — Merfolk | Choose two — / • Create a token that's a copy of target Merfolk you control. / • Creatures target player controls gain lifelink until end of turn. / • Target player draws a card. / • Tap target creature. Put a stun counter on it.
e_bloc: strictly better pestermite
Mr_Horrible: @e_bloc only creatures, not permanents
Mr_Horrible: lacks Pestermite's scope of utility
LRRbot: Wickersmith's Tools [3] | Artifact | Whenever one or more −1/−1 counters are put on a creature, put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create X tapped 2/2 colorless Scarecrow artifact creature tokens, where X is the number of charge counters on this artifact.
e_bloc:
@Mr_Horrible strictly worse pestermite
Mr_Horrible: but the extra toughness is very not nothing
Bugberry: can't Goblin Sharpshoot Glimermite
LRRbot: Hexing Squelcher [1R] | Creature — Goblin Sorcerer [2/2] | This spell can't be countered. / Ward—Pay 2 life. / Spells you control can't be countered. / Other creatures you control have "Ward—Pay 2 life."
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Mr_Horrible: the bloodcap mushrooms are back after 17(?) years
LRRbot: Cinder Strike [R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may blight 1. / Cinder Strike deals 2 damage to target creature. It deals 4 damage to that creature instead if this spell's additional cost was paid.
Mr_Horrible: probably closer to 18? IDK
LRRbot: Blossombind [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature can't become untapped and can't have counters put on it.
Mr_Horrible: nah, just a nod to pestermite
itsr67: damb
Mr_Horrible: referencing faeries' propensity for glamers
JinaMahavira: Okay b-
cheshire_creeper: Goodb-
Aceviru: By-
cheshire_creeper: They've got to come back with the table friend saying -ie It would be a really cool matchcut trust me
Aceviru: - I am the table friend, here joined by...
Dog_of_Myth:
Aceviru: That would be great
Spades_Slicc: What's the shadowmoor version of Kithkin?
Mr_Horrible: c'moooon turn 1 figure every game
LRRbot: Goldmeadow Nomad [W] | Creature — Kithkin Scout [1/2] | {W}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.
Mr_Horrible: Kithkin but racist @Spades_Slicc
Mr_Horrible: well, more xenophobic, but racist was punchier
InfiniTokens: Backup Kithkin. Always keep one handy!
NotCainNorAbel: best deck name ever
LRRbot: Mutable Explorer [2G] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/1] | Changeling / When this creature enters, create a tapped Mutavault token.
lamina5432: good deck name
LRRbot: Champions of the Perfect [3G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [6/6] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold an Elf and exile it. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, draw a card. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.
ekplayscards: IM SO SORRY IM LATE CHAT
Diabore: sorry ek youre banned
ekplayscards: hiiiiiiii
SnowBunSarah: No, fired
LoadingReadyRun: Sorry, you missed your chance to make Adam laugh for a free sub
LRRbot: Shimmerwilds Growth [1G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / As this Aura enters, choose a color. / Enchanted land is the chosen color. / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.
ekplayscards: @LoadingReadyRun stay wonderful
LRRbot: Spiral into Solitude [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block. / {1}{W}, Blight 1, Sacrifice this Aura: Exile enchanted creature.
Redbassist: Seems sus
LRRbot: Feisty Spikeling [1{R/W}] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/1] | Changeling / During your turn, this creature has first strike.
ekplayscards: nelly noticed me. my life is complete.
LRRbot: Brigid's Command [1GW] | Kindred Sorcery — Kithkin | Choose two — / • Create a token that's a copy of target Kithkin you control. / • Target player creates a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. / • Target creature you control gets +3/+3 until end of turn. / • Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls.
Mr_Horrible: you sure aren't
Mr_Horrible:
Mr_Horrible: iirc Ashling's is the only instant one
LRRbot: Chomping Changeling [2G] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/2] | Changeling / When this creature enters, destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment.
chaostreader: !card Jubilation
LRRbot: Jubilation [5G] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [5/5] | When this creature enters, creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn. / Encore {7}{G}{G}
Mr_Horrible: Reclamation Phage
LRRbot: Thoughtweft Charge [1G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. If a creature entered the battlefield under your control this turn, draw a card.
LRRbot: Springleaf Drum [1] | Artifact | {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.
HadesLeprechaun: Odo from DS9
Bugberry: Changelings just like to be involved
LRRbot: Stratosoarer [4U] | Creature — Elemental [3/5] | Flying / When this creature enters, target creature gains flying until end of turn. / Basic landcycling {1}{U}
hd_dabnado: undead merfolk, call that a Marrow Merrow
LRRbot: Brigid's Command [1GW] | Kindred Sorcery — Kithkin | Choose two — / • Create a token that's a copy of target Kithkin you control. / • Target player creates a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. / • Target creature you control gets +3/+3 until end of turn. / • Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls.
Mr_Horrible: card reader seeing Word of Command and packing up and going home
Mr_Horrible: Brigid: "Hey, hit that guy. You can do it, I believe in you."
InfiniTokens:
Aceviru: Yeah it's pretty good
cheshire_creeper: It's a official good bit
Mr_Horrible: an extremely Paul-and-Nelly joke
e_bloc: everything has real life finality counters
Mr_Horrible: most of the sorcery ones only saw play in standard at the time, or in EDH
SnowBunSarah: Wait, ya'll read the cards before you put them in your deck?
Mr_Horrible: austere, cryptic, profane, incendiary, and primal
Redbassist: People are reading?
frank_the_great: Krenko's Command is famously a sorcery. Always hard to make choices w/ it
Mr_Horrible: SURE WAS
e_bloc: cryptic command? I have heard of it
Mr_Horrible:
I'm not bitter 
Mr_Horrible: although I did get a lotta mileage in G/B midrange out of profane and primal both
e_bloc: austere is 5 right
BrowneePointz: austere is a commander staple
Mr_Horrible: Yager's Command
EvilBadman:
Very Cryptic Command also an instant
BrowneePointz: and profane isn’t awful
LRRbot: Shimmerwilds Growth [1G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / As this Aura enters, choose a color. / Enchanted land is the chosen color. / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.
e_bloc: oh 6, huh
LRRbot: Bloom Tender [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | Vivid — {T}: For each color among permanents you control, add one mana of that color.
Mr_Horrible: they're all basically at least fine except incendiary
LRRbot: Flitterwing Nuisance [U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/2] | Flying / This creature enters with a −1/−1 counter on it. / {2}{U}, Remove a counter from this creature: Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker this turn, draw a card.
Tiber727: That would be an interesting format. BO3 with no sideboard, every card the winning player played is removed from their deck. Minimum deck size is only checked the first game.
e_bloc: isn't coalition victory also kinda low-key vivid
LRRbot: Firdoch Core [3] | Kindred Artifact — Shapeshifter | Changeling / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {4}: This artifact becomes a 4/4 artifact creature until end of turn.
nan_de_mo_nai: coalition is vivid domain
e_bloc: @nan_de_mo_nai now thats a keyword we need in our lives
Mr_Horrible: afaik it's neither, since it's a binary state
e_bloc: but it also required a creature of each color
LRRbot: Crossroads Watcher [2G] | Creature — Kithkin Ranger [3/3] | Trample / Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: it's either "you have everything or this does nothing"
thyeggman:
+1/+WOAH
LRRbot: Goldmeadow Nomad [W] | Creature — Kithkin Scout [1/2] | {W}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.
Bugberry: Bloomtender gaining an ability word is funny since Phosphorescent Feast was a reprint that gained an ability word when it was reprinted into Eventide.
lamina5432: serge seeing bloom tender for the first time
LRRbot: Dread Tiller [1BG] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [2/4] | When this creature enters, put a −1/−1 counter on target creature. / Whenever a creature with a −1/−1 counter on it dies, you may put a land card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Explosive Prodigy [1R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [1/1] | Vivid — When this creature enters, it deals X damage to target creature an opponent controls, where X is the number of colors among permanents you control.
Mr_Horrible: to be fair, vivid is more of a real ability word than chroma was
ghizmou: what a turn
LoadingReadyRun: He's exploding at a 3rd grade level!
LRRbot: Brigid, Clachan's Heart [2W] (back: Brigid, Doun's Mind) | Legendary Creature — Kithkin Warrior [3/2] | Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Brigid, Clachan's Heart, create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {G}. If you do, transform Brigid.
Redbassist:
Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible and Chroma was just a prototype for Devotion.
LRRbot: Brigid, Doun's Mind (front: Brigid, Clachan's Heart) | Legendary Creature — Kithkin Soldier [3/2] | {T}: Add X {G} or X {W}, where X is the number of other creatures you control. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {W}. If you do, transform Brigid.
Bugberry: I'm sad new Brigid doesn't do any Archery things.
e_bloc: if having all 5 land types domain, is having all 5 colors rainbow
frank_the_great: It works now from my understanding
Pywodwagon: you'll get a copy of the faceup side
e_bloc: I believe you are correct pywodwagon and nelson
Bugberry: Tokens can flip ever since March of the Machine.
BrowneePointz: I thought they can transform cuz the phyrexian tokens in MoM
LRRbot: Kulrath Zealot [5R] | Creature — Elemental Warrior [6/5] | When this creature enters, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. / Basic landcycling {1}{R}
lamina5432: it can now I think?
BrowneePointz: rule change
RatherLargeToad: I thought that changed when they introduced the Incubate tokens
lamina5432: from the last phyrenxian set tokens can now transform
e_bloc: I stand corrected
e_bloc: TDFC can transform
LRRbot: Springleaf Parade [XGG] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create X 1/1 colorless Shapeshifter creature tokens with changeling. / Creature tokens you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
e_bloc: TIL
chaostreader: Brigid is other.
nan_de_mo_nai: judge! brigid adds 2
Spades_Slicc: Oh boy the Springleaf Parade is here, I sure do love the drums!!!
e_bloc: I am looking forward to casting that card a billion times
frank_the_great: "transforming double-faced tokens can transform, too, including tokens that are copies of transforming double-faced permanents"
frank_the_great: I was curious, so I looked it up
LRRbot: Wickersmith's Tools [3] | Artifact | Whenever one or more −1/−1 counters are put on a creature, put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create X tapped 2/2 colorless Scarecrow artifact creature tokens, where X is the number of charge counters on this artifact.
Dovian: So what does that mean? Is the token still blank on the other side?
LRRbot: Flitterwing Nuisance [U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/2] | Flying / This creature enters with a −1/−1 counter on it. / {2}{U}, Remove a counter from this creature: Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker this turn, draw a card.
e_bloc: tokens copy both sides right
LRRbot: Dawnhand Dissident [B] | Creature — Elf Warlock [1/2] | {T}, Blight 1: Surveil 1. / {T}, Blight 2: Exile target card from a graveyard. / During your turn, you may cast creature spells from among cards you own exiled with this creature by removing three counters from among creatures you control in addition to paying their other costs.
LoadingReadyRun:
The copy of a TDFC *can* use the transform ability, but since it only copies one side, it becomes a face down morph
ekplayscards: WOMBO COMBO
LoadingReadyRun: (this isn't true)
LRRbot: Brigid, Clachan's Heart [2W] (back: Brigid, Doun's Mind) | Legendary Creature — Kithkin Warrior [3/2] | Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Brigid, Clachan's Heart, create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {G}. If you do, transform Brigid.
ekplayscards: Brigid my beloved
e_bloc: yeah Maro is quoted confirming it 3 yr ago
definenull: I think people are mixing up MDFCs and TDFCs
frank_the_great: @e_bloc I don't like that 2023 was 3 years ago
Diabore: i just noticed nellys deckname is so long that he doesnt have any pips for wins
LRRbot: Brigid's Command [1GW] | Kindred Sorcery — Kithkin | Choose two — / • Create a token that's a copy of target Kithkin you control. / • Target player creates a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. / • Target creature you control gets +3/+3 until end of turn. / • Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls.
Mr_Horrible: Kulrath Zealot but I'm imagining him with Graham's polo and sunglasses from the SPRING! sketch
SnowBunSarah: @Diabore As long as he doesn't win any games, it's not an issue :3
BeefcakeEmperor: Did Serge just tap 4 mana for that?
BrowneePointz: for transforming dfc’s token copies can now transform as well since they had to make the rules change for Incubate to actually work in MoM
e_bloc: @frank_the_great I had a moment today, heard a Miike snow track was like wow I know that song. looked it up, it came out in 2009. realizing 2009 was 17 years a go caused infinite psychic damage
RELDnahcire: did serge get the token for flipping Brigid to the white side?
frank_the_great: @e_bloc Similarly, I was talking about Hot Fuzz today, which came out in 2007, or nearly 2 decades ago
Greendrag13: I think tokens got mucked by "exile and return transformed", but this is much kinder
e_bloc: chat is always trying to help, just with mixed results
Mr_Horrible: I'm shredding documents with stream in the background
LRRbot: Soul Immolation [3RR] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, blight X. X can't be greater than the greatest toughness among creatures you control. / Soul Immolation deals X damage to each opponent and each creature they control.
nan_de_mo_nai: serge I'm BIG MAD and cannot BELIEVE my free entertainment doesn't come with perfect (even when I'm wrong about the rules) rules interpretations
LRRbot: Flock Impostor [2W] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/2] | Changeling / Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, return up to one other target creature you control to its owner's hand.
e_bloc: "flock in"
e_bloc: flock in bullshit
WalrusOntheCourt: Ouch!
Mr_Horrible: in that both halves of your board take the damage, Serge
LRRbot: Brigid, Clachan's Heart [2W] (back: Brigid, Doun's Mind) | Legendary Creature — Kithkin Warrior [3/2] | Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Brigid, Clachan's Heart, create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {G}. If you do, transform Brigid.
LoadingReadyRun: Nelly is Kithkin Serge's board, He flocked up
Diabore: well good news, even if we did miss a token nelly killed it
frank_the_great: Brigid is back on the escalator!
47MD: I was worried, so I wasnt worried
LRRbot: Puca's Eye [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card, then choose a color. This artifact becomes the chosen color. / {3}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if there are five colors among permanents you control.
LRRbot: Prismabasher [4GG] | Creature — Elemental [6/6] | Trample / Vivid — When this creature enters, up to X target creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of colors among permanents you control.
Diabore: the enchant is green and the land is blue right? so 4 colours
e_bloc: I heard you were into tromp the domains and colossal dreadmaw
Mr_Horrible: CraterHUEf Behemoth?
Mr_Horrible: nah, that still needs work
e_bloc: gloom tender definitely needs to be a card
LoadingReadyRun: @Mr_Horrible Colorhoof Behemoth?
Dromos_GHG: @Mr_Horrible Craterhoof BeHUEmoth?
BrowneePointz: Gloom Tender, Bloom Tender but its vivid for your graveyard
frank_the_great: Colorhoof rolls off the tongue really well imo
SnowBunSarah: Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my deck building
macintose: Isn't it ironic
e_bloc: yeah colorhoof is a good one
LRRbot: Eclipsed Kithkin [{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Kithkin Scout [2/1] | When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a Kithkin, Forest, or Plains card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
RatherLargeToad: Eclipkin
e_bloc: I like to think someone in the distance is mooning him
LRRbot: Flamebraider [1R] | Creature — Elemental Bard [2/2] | {T}: Add two mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast Elemental spells or activate abilities of Elemental sources.
LRRbot: Brigid, Clachan's Heart [2W] (back: Brigid, Doun's Mind) | Legendary Creature — Kithkin Warrior [3/2] | Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Brigid, Clachan's Heart, create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {G}. If you do, transform Brigid.
LRRbot: Clachan Festival [2W] | Kindred Enchantment — Kithkin | When this enchantment enters, create two 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature tokens. / {4}{W}: Create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token.
Diabore: what does green brigid do?
LRRbot: Champion of the Clachan [3W] | Creature — Kithkin Knight [4/5] | Flash / As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Kithkin and exile it. / Other Kithkin you control get +1/+1. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.
RatherLargeToad: cla-chan
LRRbot: Glen Elendra Guardian [2U] | Creature — Faerie Wizard [3/4] | Flash / Flying / This creature enters with a −1/−1 counter on it. / {1}{U}, Remove a counter from this creature: Counter target noncreature spell. Its controller draws a card.
BrowneePointz: for what it’s worth the ch in Clachan is pronounced like Loch Lomond
Cptasparagus: Glen, Elendra Guardian
LRRbot: Springleaf Drum [1] | Artifact | {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Liminal Hold [3W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile up to one target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Brigid's Command [1GW] | Kindred Sorcery — Kithkin | Choose two — / • Create a token that's a copy of target Kithkin you control. / • Target player creates a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. / • Target creature you control gets +3/+3 until end of turn. / • Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls.
LRRbot: Eclipsed Kithkin [{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Kithkin Scout [2/1] | When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a Kithkin, Forest, or Plains card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
BrowneePointz: YKnow if that command was instant it might be good enough for standard
LRRbot: Glen Elendra Guardian [2U] | Creature — Faerie Wizard [3/4] | Flash / Flying / This creature enters with a −1/−1 counter on it. / {1}{U}, Remove a counter from this creature: Counter target noncreature spell. Its controller draws a card.
LRRbot: Crossroads Watcher [2G] | Creature — Kithkin Ranger [3/3] | Trample / Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
RatherLargeToad: “Yup, those are some crossroads alright”
HadesLeprechaun: why this kithkins neck so long
LRRbot: Springleaf Parade [XGG] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create X 1/1 colorless Shapeshifter creature tokens with changeling. / Creature tokens you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
GreatGodOm: When will we get a production of Glen Elendra // Glen Clachan?
Bugberry: @HadesLeprechaun all the better to watch my dear.
BrowneePointz: @greatgodom nice David Mamet home
BrowneePointz: joke*
GreatGodOm: Thanks.
BrowneePointz: not every day you see one of those
Aceviru: Ggs
ekplayscards: little dudes big dreams
insanecat6mtg:
LRRbot: Sygg, Wanderwine Wisdom [1U] (back: Sygg, Wanderbrine Shield) | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | Sygg can't be blocked. / Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Sygg, Wanderwine Wisdom, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card" until end of turn. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {W}. If you do, transform Sygg.
LRRbot: Kinscaer Sentry [1W] | Creature — Kithkin Soldier [2/2] | First strike, lifelink / Whenever this creature attacks, you may put a creature card with mana value X or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking, where X is the number of attacking creatures you control.
ekplayscards: that card canadian highlanders so hard
frank_the_great: God, the full arts look good
loufghyslaufey: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Clair Obscur: Expedition 33) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (1d, 19:27 from now).
lamina5432: good games
BrowneePointz: the typal format nightmare: someone in the pod gets an archetype uncontested
Dog_of_Myth: Good fun times were had.
ekplayscards: I can't wait to see you guys eeeee
Dog_of_Myth: Canlander!
frank_the_great: To quote Wheeler: What are you doing? Get Dragon Shield
Juliamon: !ppr
BrowneePointz: and the pprift
loufghyslaufey:
's Shields Are Dropping?
loufghyslaufey: Has Yager Been Compromised?
itsr67: oh shit
frank_the_great:
Contract signed
cheshire_creeper: gg thanks for the games
Aceviru: Paul!
Aceviru: Best ppr
definenull: Best rhythm game \j
Dog_of_Myth: That's cool
Aceviru: That's so cool
loufghyslaufey:
Gotta get back, back, back, back... BACK to the Caffe, Caffe, Caffe, Caffe... Expedite Cubed! 
!
WokenClick: oh cool, repo back
definenull: It's back! Hilarity simulator!
3and4fifths: Cooking Card Sakura?
lamina5432: then we can rank all the cereal
loufghyslaufey:
: "After all these Good Mornings..." "Finally. I have them all."
Aceviru: This game is good
Mr_Horrible: "Why's there so much sinew?"
3and4fifths:
Is minecraft?
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lamina5432: gnight
insanecat6mtg:
Have a goodnight everyone!
Dog_of_Myth:
Aceviru: o/
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