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wiganlass: amazing timing from the boys needed something to watch whilst I sew
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Shurtal: Who's got two thumbs andnone burnt hand cause he had the audacity of being hungry and cooking dinner?
InconsiderateHat: @wiganlass I'm also sewing! *power fistbump*
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BusTed: don't like it
saucemaster5000: AAAAA
Driosenth: Nope!
ButButTheJesus: wtffffff
electra310: Nooooooooooo
RedAlexxis: Sweet! time to Nope out!
lamina5432: my eyes hurt
Nigouki: mirror the camera
SnackPak_: dont like
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ButButTheJesus: its... its WRONG!
rosesmcgee: We fear change
YeOldeMark: I don't like change!!
e_bloc: I fear change
electra310: What is haaaappening
DaFhaye: Everything's wrong
WiJohn: The horror
WitchyTQ: i'm here the fun can start
couchboyj: Ben, your posture is TOO GOOD for that side. You need to slouch, soldier.
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lochnessseammonster:

BusTed: *makes 'all done' baby sign*
adept_nekomancer: Let's rotate the hosts!
saucemaster5000: are we sure Ben didn't just give adam his glasses
e_bloc: its a new year, yes it is!
xantos69: So glad I paid off Paul so "X" can no longer be spun.
kumatsu: Newday Tuesday is back
betweenmyself:
gotta tilt the stream in the other direction to balance things anew 
ButButTheJesus: @WitchyTQ woooo thanks for fun
rosesmcgee: Dead Spacemen
RatherLargeToad: Death to Chronos?
Fanklok: So now we VIP whoever the wheel hits?
WiJohn: Spacemen, Dead Spacemen
prince_infidel: Hey Adam. Was the Ur-Mother scripted or did it just come from your heart?
RAZRBCK08: I got this game for Christmas this year.
betweenmyself:

SnackPak_: I miss uncle Adam
7gorobei: cronos the nude on
e_bloc: besides it'll be easier to make fun of talking sim
GamerCat88: i like this
DaFhaye: Adam Isaac Savidan
kumatsu: Beej Enrichment
Kramburger: My daughter's watching the wiggles on the tv so you guys are now second screen out of three, that's a promotion!
questionablchoices: grab those DVDs
7gorobei: light up the Beej signal
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e_bloc: it also vibrates a little bit
CamelAttack: please the beej or face the beej!
Nigouki: I thought it was slow burn yuri that keeps Beej going
saucemaster5000: does the chain cause car accidents
SnackPak_: probably for the best
Strebenherz: I could see someone rigging an actual "shop purchase!" Light as a project
iconicshadow89: polygamy
Shurtal: The chain Fleetwood mac was singing about was the one on Beej
ghyllnox: Don't get them twisted, it interferes with the IV line
wishiwassleeping: that’s called polygamy
e_bloc: rules are different. are you mormon ?
Rexsplosion: I dunno if I like "bozos" let's go back to "stinkies"
Fanklok: Are you trying to get Adam excomunicated?????
saucemaster5000: If you put a ring on it do they have to go to mt doom
wiganlass: double marriage = bigamy= arrest
ladyjessica: in Canada legally no
e_bloc: more thruples that I knowe
prince_infidel: Depends on the local laws
Isaac3567: Gotta pay rent somehow
ladyjessica: but people get socially married
wishiwassleeping: that’s a different thing
ghyllnox: Commitments yes, but usually it's not legal
ladyjessica: I went to one last year
SmithKurosaki: Polycules can afford red
Nigouki: polyamory = between people polygamy = getting the government involved
e_bloc: no shit
SmithKurosaki: rent*
EvilBadman: Polyamory not polygamy
ghyllnox: We also usually say "polyamory"
MrPipboy3000: I don't even want to date ONE person, let along a group ...
e_bloc: I barely have enough social energy for one person
realbadatthis_: meet all the parents Ben
Driosenth: but think of the headache of chore scheduling!
ButButTheJesus: so many eggs
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electra310: Polycules have almost infinite egg potential
wishiwassleeping: no
gualdhar: polygamy is specifically marriage
n3ther: No
Saintnex: that’s very illegal in Canada to marry poly or attempt to marry someone already married
WitchyTQ: polyamory just means in a relationship with multiple people
NorthstarTex: Polyamory is the love aspect
n3ther: it's just a difference of marriage
e_bloc: my license is currently suspended
n3ther: the gvt does not like poly
n3ther: oppressing us
Mai_Andra: 4x my grocery bill is still less than rent
electra310: It is also illegal in the USA, it's called bigamy
BusTed:

Driosenth: No double tax credits
Going_Medium: It's just efficient. You can upset and disappoint more partners at the same time.
LadyAdalace: Ugh polyamory ruined my life
ghyllnox:

e_bloc: tax law should not affect relationships
EvilBadman: Hey you might be next
Mai_Andra:
something about Greenland again, apparently 
Rexsplosion: Don't learn, it's real bad.
ShadlynW: As someone in a ~25 year poly relationship with two people, yeah, you can be socially committed but the laws (in the US) only let ya mark one
Rexsplosion: I'm a Minnesotan, we're going through it
rosesmcgee: Ignorance is bliss but like for real
kumatsu: time to tell Ben about Asmongold
MrPipboy3000: Yea, we are speed running the fall of a nation, don't look
MacbethSeemsSus: Ostrich in sand is top tier strat in 2026
ButButTheJesus: I can't absorb much
SmithKurosaki:
@ShadlynW Congrats 
kingandcommoner: The world is a bad place. The internet is a bad place. Your best bet is to hide under the covers
electra310: We're thinking about getting 20 inches of snow this weekend, which is not great but at least is chasing away other unpleasant news stories
ShadlynW: @SmithKurosaki TY!
Mai_Andra: I would say learning this about Adam from the recent crapshot, but it's not anything we didn't already know.
kingandcommoner: Tax, religion, patriarchal
EvilBadman: Only math needs is pokemath
e_bloc: probably gooning
iconicshadow89: Im hoping my trip to victoria is not impacted by current events so horse blanket approach sounds pretty good
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ghyllnox: Learning to use the potty by myself
RedAlexxis: the nuclear family
ShadlynW: Tax purposes, health insurance, and also the US realy wants you to be (modern) Christian
Scy_Anide: 25 years ago I was 13, so yeah probably gooning
Xed_Regulus: 25 years ago? Working and going to school
n3ther: it is probably not a priority for gvt laws to implement a welcoming change for Polygamous couples since they are a minority but still
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spo8n: turducken?
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electra310: Put a handkerchief on your head and eat a live bird with all the people you love
e_bloc: I don't know about Canada, but taxes and health insurance are probably big reasons
ghyllnox: Ortalan
n3ther: so real for that
Nigouki: hiding from the omniscient is totally easier than hiding from the government
MWGNZ:

n3ther: SO REAL
Aceviru: Lol
RedAlexxis: Actually, I am surprised the nuclear family survived, I heard radiation is deadly
n3ther: Clap
public_key_reveal_party: Let them cook
wiganlass: 20 years ago I was just finishing uni and contemplating having to join the real world
WitchyTQ: chat if you ever go to type gooning just stop it
SnackPak_: they we're brave enough to say it
e_bloc: don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to
saucemaster5000: we have the napkin on our heads
Scy_Anide: It was in response to someone else who also said gooning
n3ther:
chat privileges 
kragmabutch: i didn't exist 25 years ago eheh
Driosenth: we hold streamers to a higher standard than a fellow chat member
GamerCat88: goonies
RedAlexxis: what in the world are we on about?
LadyAiluros: YUP
ghyllnox: Your words go to YouTube
Nigouki: GIVE GOON BACK TO THE SUPERVILLIANS
saucemaster5000: hired goons
RedAlexxis: goons as in henchmen?
lamina5432: can we get goons back as a funny word
gualdhar: Ben and Adam talking about goofing is like your parents talking about how you were conceived
saucemaster5000: never say die
SnackPak_: oh god
RatherLargeToad: hired goons?
EvilBadman: Hired Goons
gualdhar: *gooning
e_bloc: if you're talking about chat you're probably right
BusTed: they can never make a sequel
ladyjessica: hired goons
xantos69: Wait... What does Goon mean now?
LadyAiluros: I am CONSTANTLY saying things in class and having the kids react like SHE SAID WHAT?
Juliamon: yeah I loved the word goon as in 'hired goon' and refuse to accept its modern definition
WitchyTQ: i have hired goons :3
kingandcommoner: Goons and Minions are both gone. All I'm left with are Henchpeople
LadyAiluros: b/c stuff has new meanings
CastleOtranto: I had to stop calling people goon and switch to goof.
Kramburger: Australians will hold onto our Goon Sacks for dear life
betweenmyself:
Baby… RUTH!?! 
EvilBadman: Goonin' for One Eyed Willy's gold
RedAlexxis:
@xantos69 oh you sweet summer child. 
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: gooning is when you go "yeh bawss" and "hows abouts we gives 'im a pair'a cement shoes"
bethy_kins24: GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE
Morrigan9: used in helldivers for sure
Saintnex:
it’s also worth noting that for a long time, poly relationships were also tied with cults and religions like Mormonism, which also led to a somewhat dim view of poly relationships 
electra310: I like clanker much more than goon
Vinewood_OG: Goon Squad sounds like a temp service for supervillains. Not anymore!
MacbethSeemsSus: Star Wars became real life
xantos69: @RedAlexxis The opposite. I'm so very very old.
Juliamon: clanker absolutely sounds like a Transformers slur
MrPipboy3000: I prefer the term Wireback ... it feels more hurtful ...
awildshen: Clankers is a Star Wars thing
EvilBadman: Thank god we figured out how to slur AI
neisan2112: That's been around for quite a while, its from Star Wars originally
MilkInBags: i know who this title was for
kingandcommoner: Where would Gotham be without the Goonion?
ghyllnox: That'd be funny too though
RedAlexxis: @Kramburger Oh yeah, Goon as in cheap wine, usually sold with a three-day growth
lamina5432: gotta wait 30 years before we can use clanker again
e_bloc: yeah it's cyclical
RedAlexxis:
@xantos69 Well, sweet summer child at heart then. 
e_bloc: muckracking used to be a good thing, shoegaze was originaly a criticism
Shurtal: I might involve a wheel, even
NorthstarTex: Cash For Clankers would cause Bacon to become divorced
WitchyTQ: its always my chat, and im okay with it
e_bloc: oh
ghyllnox: It's a little tongue-in-cheek, it's like having a slur for table
electra310: I feel like if we could transfer all our bigotry onto AI, we might be better off in general
e_bloc: ngl I think that's a little too innocent
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ghyllnox: Spooky, no. Spook, yes
Vinewood_OG: Detroit can't have shit.
DaFhaye: That word is bad?
e_bloc: yeah drop the y and you're in trouble
DaFhaye: @ghyllnox I had no idea
RedAlexxis: @ghyllnox Spook as in spy?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I thought a spook was like a CIA dude, someone lurking around, snooping
electra310: Chat never looks for context
ghyllnox: @redalexxis Same sorta vibe yes
e_bloc: I'm pretty sure without the y it's a derogatory term for dark skinned people
RedAlexxis: @ghyllnox ah, I see, that follows
BusTed: like mr. dink from Doug, which described that character
WitchyTQ: here's the correct take: if a Black person says "please don't use ___" I'm gonna stop at minimum around them. <33
electra310: Since _when_
Mai_Andra: "spook" was derogatory reference to black people in the '50s. It was alternately a reference to Russian agents in the 80s
MacbethSeemsSus: In this segment the spoopy boys discuss some of their favorite words.
saucemaster5000: don't look up the history of the word "picnic"
betweenmyself: lotta slurs out there that fly under peoples’ radars
MilkInBags: im just a lil guy
bethy_kins24: Double Income No Kids
Morrigan9: i thought that...only seen in Nam movies...you all freaked me out
lamina5432: everythings a slur somewhere
electra310: After a certain point, every word is bad.
ShadlynW: Spook has had a few meanings over the years. Context matters a LOT and if you're in ANY doubt if your context is ok for your audience, don't.
Driosenth: only so many acronyms to go around
MrPipboy3000: @saucemaster5000 Or the history of Lululemon
matthaus_c: 640x480 baby
wiganlass: I use dinky to mean small
RedAlexxis: @Mai_Andra Hmm, I suppose an american context thing?
e_bloc: yeah never ascribe to malice what can be explained by ignorance
PMAvers: "I'm going to play some more Dark Cloud 2. Done!"
EvilBadman: Dream board
7gorobei: any plans to play games?
MilkInBags: resolution: I'd like to be funny
before_damage: Has Adam sent someone to the timeout corner yet?
saucemaster5000: good luck with that milk
e_bloc: but didnt you stop doing x
kumatsu: @7gorobei we're pushing back the gameplay by 20 minutes just for you
e_bloc: and by x i mean smoking
MilkInBags: thanks sauce, I'm working hard
aquilonare: I hate new years resolutions but coming out to my family has kinda turned into like 30 of them
mulligan2six: @MilkInBags 3rd year in a row you have asked for this
e_bloc: the good thing about resolutions is everyone expects you to not do them
MilkInBags: gym owners about resolution: hehehehe
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Saintnex: fun thing I think abt dual income no kids, there’s a audio book series starring David Tennant where he plays a character in that type of relationship
WitchyTQ: you need to make them in spring, thats the problem. stop saying shit in winter. winter is for sleeping.
lamina5432: if it helps you power to ya
MacbethSeemsSus: I don't think the resolutions are bad. The problem is people being proud about them and telling you.
wiganlass: mine is to get back learning to play the piano I had to stop lessons when I got made redundant. I don’t make unrealistic resolutions
GamerCat88: the vanilla ice ethos... if theres a problem yo ill fix it
BrowneePointz: something's gotta be a catalyst for gradual change
TheMerricat: @saucemaster5000 So I'll save the word picnic for you. Yes there are myths that it came from Southern lyncings, but it existed well before that. "According to Dr David Pilgrim, author of several books on the history and cultural symbols of the Jim Crow era, the word picnic derives from the 17th century French word “pique-nique,” a term used to describe a social gathering in which attendees each contributed with a portion of food or another useful item".
Aceviru: Don't think about going to the gym just do it. Then wake up and do it again
Scy_Anide: @WitchyTQ The new year should really just be at the end of winter
MilkInBags: kick flip sick?
Scy_Anide: Like the end of February
e_bloc: started to
WitchyTQ: @Scy_Anide chinese new year!
Fanklok: New years resolutions are forever not just the year
RedAlexxis: yeah, resolutions really do need to come with actions
e_bloc: most doctors are against it
itira: evening gamers
BrowneePointz: @WitchyTQ Gon Ci Fa Cai
Scy_Anide: @WitchyTQ 100%
TheMerricat: "Pilgrim writes that a 1692 edition of Origines de la Langue Francoise de Menage includes the word pique-nique. Since the derivate word, picnic, did not appear in the English language until around 1800, this suggests it did not originate in the U.S."
Strebenherz: Hell yeah Ben
kragmabutch: hell yeah ben
RedAlexxis: Good work!
T_Molitor: Congrats!
EvilBadman: Hell yeah
Rexsplosion: preventative medicine good? who knew!
e_bloc: congrats
WitchyTQ: @BrowneePointz Gong Xi Fa Cai yeah!
BrowneePointz: wait. gong xi fa cai*
mrjujubeans: congratulations!!
xantos69: Save some showers for the rest of us Ben
Rexsplosion: Grats on 8 months smoke free Ben!
RTwo28: Is this fame actually better than Signalis? Cause I'm considering replaying Signalis
Driosenth: ew
saucemaster5000: huh
BrowneePointz: @WitchyTQ i sent that and went "wait I know more chinese than that, fix your spelling white boy"
itsr67: loooool
e_bloc: shower in the morning and right before bed
e_bloc: it's clutch
SnackPak_:
you can just say Beej 
ButButTheJesus: it me, have smell
Diabore: Im a night shower man, like going to bed feeling clean?
Juliamon: RTwo28 it's a joke based on them not enjoying Signalis
Strebenherz: I may have skipped a day or two
aquilonare: wait, I think Ben quit when I figured out I was non-binary lol.
Rexsplosion: i work here
WitchyTQ: I SHOWER ONCE A WEEK AND IM PROUD
DaFhaye: I guess it depends on what you do
WitchyTQ: unless i work out
Vinewood_OG: "One of these mother bussers is double bouncing."
Robot_Bones: I live here
Fanklok: If you hire me you have to pay for me to move
lamina5432: always shower if you leave the house
itira: im here under contract
e_bloc: I was wondering why I didn't get a 1099
DaFhaye: Some people don't sweat as much
TheMerricat: Reminder that not everyone's body is the same. If you aren't active and don't have oily skin, showering less than once a day is OK.
MacbethSeemsSus: We do work here, we're your paid babysitters on Tuesday night.
Morrigan9: it's Bartalby
RTwo28: @Juliamon Shame on them I guess
MilkInBags: shower is the most fun part of the day
n3ther: i am not showering every day if i can help it
e_bloc: TQ catching some podcast strays
Rexsplosion: solid metric.
n3ther: wash my face sure
Saintnex: turns out chat is contractually obliged to be here lol
NorthstarTex: I shower if I need to go outside, or if my partner or housemate complain
WitchyTQ: babes im too disabled to shower more than once or twice a week. im clean and i smell great, trust me.
SmithKurosaki: @WitchyTQ Mood
e_bloc: also don't you spend like an hour in the shower Ben
BrowneePointz: as a fellow disabled person, Showers are a battle
kaijubrian: "Ahh. Technically correct. The best kind of correct."
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saucemaster5000: get his ass
Aceviru: Let's go haha
ButButTheJesus:
@WitchyTQ 
GamerCat88:

neisan2112: He did block James
SnackPak_: woooow
RedAlexxis: HA!
Astramentha: omg
Kramburger: Adam blocked James Ben. he'll do it
BusTed:

ButButTheJesus: adam
saucemaster5000: LMAO
DeM0nFiRe:

Saintnex: hahaha
MrSarkhan:

Aceviru: Roasted
Fanklok: Blocking James is funny thougj
lamina5432:

e_bloc: write a letter and mail it to him
Aceviru: Send him a letter
Robot_Bones: Get him with a carrier pigeon everytime you shower
n3ther: wow appealing to your ego
n3ther:
smh 
Saintnex: what a way with words lol
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
neisan2112: LMAOOO
NotCainNorAbel: ADAM!
saucemaster5000: lmao
Vinewood_OG:

MWGNZ:

SnackPak_: blat blat
n3ther: LO
e_bloc:

GamerCat88: gold
kingandcommoner: If I had a nickle for every time a friend asked me to move and had barely packed by moving day...
aquilonare: they even put a snake in it
kingandcommoner: to help move*
Rexsplosion: my man's got a point
e_bloc: its like moving a dresser full of clothes
WitchyTQ: i did that with my rats!
NonchalantAvenger: did i miss the roulette?
Krillin_fan: Bioshock terraria, got it.
BusTed: they put bugs in side him
Shurtal: BioActive? Did Capcom make it
johnnylongtorso: tiny clouds that produce rain
questionablchoices: thats pretty cool
saucemaster5000: hit em with the technicality
Aceviru: Haha
MWGNZ:

SnackPak_: good point
Rexsplosion: ben's got vampire shower rules
kingandcommoner: Are you night showerers or morning showerers
ShadlynW: It makes me happy that Ben is snek man
itsr67: did we wheel
RedAlexxis: Video games!
BrowneePointz: This is a Bloober ye?
Rexsplosion: UH, WHEEL???
aquilonare: can we get a crapshot that's the dentist office in finding nemo but instead it's bugs in Ben's snake habitat?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: 23 minutes? speedrunning
prince_infidel: Not going to shoot us?
Spades_Slicc: Wait is the wheel perma done?
Juliamon: yeah, this is a Bloober
hatboozeparty: No shot?
Fanklok: WHEEEEEEEL???
Aceviru: No wheel. Only game
Rhynerd: @browneepointz yah
tehfewl: crankin it
saucemaster5000: chat shhhhh
MacbethSeemsSus: video games? in 2026?
Juliamon: so it's either great or miserable
WitchyTQ: chat is gonna throw hands over the wheel apparently
ghyllnox: On stream?
Rexsplosion: NOBODY SHOT??
RelwinEJ: Frak, game starting, blast missed.
Juliamon: chat needs to calm the fuck down
itira: tbh i thought your camera was mirrored
tehfewl: i thought i missed it
CamelAttack: wait we had escaped we were free!
Rexsplosion: It's tradition, like the short story the lottery
saucemaster5000: y'all are snitches
SnackPak_: I thought with Adam driving, the wheel was over
EvilBadman: Snitch chat strikes again
MWGNZ:

NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: wheeeeee
ButButTheJesus: that's what you get for changing
RTwo28: Darn
James_LRR: Hi!
e_bloc: its one of the highest rated segments of LRR
drcthulu: zap
CamelAttack: feed the wheel!
prince_infidel: You can't hurt me
Saintnex: oh hai James
WitchyTQ: YEEEEES
GamerCat88: safe
itira: aaaaaah
BusTed: heheh
itsr67: buenos dias
Shurtal: Boom
hatboozeparty: Soo close
The_Color_Twelve:

matthaus_c: is itira here
kingandcommoner: safe
Inquisitor_Xian: uh oh
Kramburger: Welp
WitchyTQ: @itira
MacbethSeemsSus: Unlimited power!
loufghyslaufey: @WitchyTQ Am just throwing hands over playing a game without chatting for... an hour or something!
SnackPak_: uh oh
Juliamon: missed by one
SmithKurosaki: Welp
spo8n: I am safe!
itsr67: IM LINCOLN
adept_nekomancer: i7
niccus: just missed james
realbadatthis_: o7
kingandcommoner: o7
saucemaster5000: uh oh spaghettios
Fanklok: Bye Itira
MrSarkhan: Another week safe
DeM0nFiRe: Get down!
MWGNZ: o7
bethy_kins24: o7
MrSarkhan: 07
RelwinEJ: Itira,rip
lochnessseammonster: o7
Saintnex: o7
ghyllnox: o7
RTwo28: o7
hatboozeparty: o7
Incandescent_Zubat: I?
Aceviru: o7
lamina5432: o7
spo8n: o7
underhill33: o7
ButButTheJesus:

e_bloc: o7
RelwinEJ: Also itsr
prince_infidel: I'm invincible
wishiwassleeping: o7
7gorobei: o7
WitchyTQ: ITIRA ITIRA ITIRA
NonjaBiru: o7
MilkInBags: ban the unbelievers
GamerCat88: o7
YeOldeMark: o7
xantos69: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
Xed_Regulus: o7
AMuseOfFirebane: o7
James_LRR: o7
DeM0nFiRe: o7
drcthulu: o7
BusTed:

Sapphic_Shenanigans: o7
SnackPak_: o7
awildshen: o7
Vinewood_OG: o7
itira: not me!
Rexsplosion: o7
RTwo28: SMITE
Inquisitor_Xian: o7
saucemaster5000: o7
matthaus_c:

1QUIZ1: o7
Scarbble: o7
TheWriterAleph: o7
ladyjessica: o7
Kelazi5: o7
roleplayfever: o7
margerfol: o7
Shurtal: o7
ghyllnox: Not like the wheel tells you the order or anything
NazTMann: o7
RelwinEJ: o7
MilkInBags: i would never shoot itira
thedre24: 07
itira: *casts DODGE*
prince_infidel:

IanAllenBird: o7
kingandcommoner: where they're showing crash nebula!?
WitchyTQ:
@itira 
bethy_kins24: o7
MilkInBags: and each time was deserved
itira: @WitchyTQ SAFE
itsr67: I was riddled
neisan2112: 2 hours*
kingandcommoner: the horizontal and the vertical as it were
Saintnex: Adams gone mad with power lol
itira: *itira and itsr go skipping into the sunset together*
MilkInBags: vsync was in the sink
MacbethSeemsSus: Look we survived Code Violet last week. I'm sure the vsync will be fine
Fanklok: What was this dog ass game supposed to be again?
MilkInBags:
hey adam can you play offscreen? thanks
-Ben
James_LRR: Hi Ben. It's me James, from work!
BusTed: time loop time loop time loop
Spades_Slicc: Well it's called Cronos, famously the titan of time
Talin06: it is called Cronos
LadyAiluros: loooool
itira: Did you shower today James?
MilkInBags: IMMERSIVE
loufghyslaufey:
Too late, 
Pteraspidomorphi: Wait the game has already started? But it's only half past!
johnnylongtorso: kitty?
lamina5432: would have been a nice day to hit J on the wheel
BlackIsis: James is checking in on those TPS reports, Ben
loufghyslaufey: "Fuckle the BUCK Up..."
ladyjessica: hello James!
aquilonare: does james shower once a week?
MilkInBags: james takes sand showers
kingandcommoner: slander
iconicshadow89: why giant eyeball for head
Fanklok: I can't quite place the imagery this helmet is supposed to be presenting 🤔 🤔
MilkInBags: i see itsr banned
NightValien28: two bears high fiving
Nigouki: ape with massive dong
Krillin_fan: @NightValien28 good answer!
SnackPak_: kitty!
Juliamon: I see a moogle
prince_infidel: Adam sounded disappointed. Like he longs for the James stank
aquilonare: I saw a hooded ghost
Aceviru:

questionablchoices: a pokemon
aquilonare: beetle
NightValien28:
Krillin_fan 
MacbethSeemsSus: Crab
Going_Medium: Why are they showing dirty pictures?
Pteraspidomorphi: To seek the grail!
Fanklok: THIS is what The Traveler was doing during that one Destiny 2 expansion?
BusTed: 🐬
betweenmyself:

mulligan2six: @Going_Medium It was just three pictures of my parents fighting
MilkInBags: did you write that adam
MilkInBags: LMAO
itira: oop
Fanklok: Adam can't write
kragmabutch: it was just god's perfect casting
NotCainNorAbel: you acted the hell out of it!
betweenmyself:
Adam knows big words… Some of his best friends are big words! 
loufghyslaufey: For "sand showers," that is
n3ther: my, what big words you know Grandma
n3ther: all the better to sweet-talk you with
loufghyslaufey: HAL 9K?
gualdhar: Adam knows big words, like LARGE
BusTed:

loufghyslaufey: Oh, they're cooked
aquilonare: adam locked in bad ending already
MilkInBags: is this returnal 2
6 raiders from RavenHillbrookInc have joined!
NoxStryx: Everything is a puzzle when you're Ben
Strebenherz: Raiders!
MilkInBags:
@NoxStryx 
Nigouki: cool cult
MacbethSeemsSus: Sooo, the front of that helmet is a little suggestive.....
n3ther: the helmet design..
Aceviru: It sure will be. 😄
johnnylongtorso: did Georgia O'Keeffe design these space suits
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MrPipboy3000: Nice butthole face ...
ButButTheJesus: yeah its a bit...
James_LRR: I'm still here. I love you Adam.
itira: damb
ButButTheJesus: @James_LRR we love you too
Rexsplosion: oh, i think i saw a trailer for this recently, if this is the one i'm thinking of i thought "totally an Adam game"
MilkInBags: adam's thing in 2026 is to be an emotional terrorist
kingandcommoner: I can't believe Ben's cheating on Adam with another Tuesday show
RavenHillbrookInc: Hi. hope the spoop boys have fun with this. look pretty intresting
MilkInBags: "Tell me you love me. NOT LIKE THAT!"
BrowneePointz: Speaking of which
GamerCat88: cake
BrowneePointz: Saros soon!
RavenHillbrookInc: did they figure out how to make returnal a horror game?
MilkInBags: get a guitar and sombrero quick
aquilonare: yo, risk of rain 2 CTS when? new dlc
Rexsplosion: no cake
SnackPak_: disappointing
Rexsplosion: bakery found barren
JKBalch: It's been flattened. Cake fell in the oven
NoxStryx: Aren't terrorists sort of always emotional terrorists, since terror is an emotion?
MacbethSeemsSus: I mean, it's basically a diving suit.
public_key_reveal_party: The helmet is certainly evocative of something
ghyllnox: A little, but not enough to qualify as cake
Fanklok: How did you know you could climb that? It wasn't yellow
caoinlean: Good evening folks and spoopy bois
n3ther: oh that is some cake on him
MilkInBags: a giant ass
itira:
@MilkInBags 
LithelyUnshod: Sheep Go To Heaven
Scy_Anide: Like going the distance
Fanklok: Cream cheese frosting?
kingandcommoner: And red velvet
NotCainNorAbel: I had carrot cake at my wedding
thedre24: king cake
Rexsplosion: That chocolate fudgy one James gave you on Good Morning Moonbase with Paul?
JKBalch: "Short Skirt/Long Jacket" and "The Distance" are pretty good
noSmokeFire: cream cheese frosting is great, and not just on carrot cake
Gaelan_Maestro: boiled raisin cake tastes amazing with a creamcheese icing
n3ther: adam hates fun
neisan2112: I want a cheesecake now
n3ther:

Scy_Anide: Not liking frosting sounds like bad frosting
caoinlean: Hes a black coffee dude ben
RavenHillbrookInc: kind of looks like a cross between a diving suit and isolation camber suit
EvilBadman: Gimme da sludge
saucemaster5000: cream cheese frosting is good
MilkInBags: time them out, it's 2026
n3ther: i am so upset. grrrr
Fanklok: Adam doesn't hate fun. He hates whimsy
RathmoreTV: Coffee doesn't keep Adam living. It keeps everyone else alive.
betweenmyself:
now that we’re past the REALLY LOUD INTRO the volume fore the actual game feels like it could be turned up just a little bit 
kingandcommoner: I'm not upset. Can I have your frosting?
public_key_reveal_party: To Adam, you're the whole world (threatening)
ItsThugDimmadome: If I get shot 8 more times, am I 50 cent?
WitchyTQ: hang out with me more, i'll whimsy you up
GamerCat88: he plays Spheda
matthaus_c: what's whimsical about frosting
n3ther: he's not so whismy with his coffee
MilkInBags: adam listens to froot froot train, he's fucking whimsy
MacbethSeemsSus: Behold my whimsy!
ghyllnox: Ook ook!
SnackPak_: no whimsy drip
kumatsu: this man's playing SPHEDA, he's on mega-whimsy mode
RavenHillbrookInc: Adam has read so many fairy book to not have whimsy
JKBalch: Adam's whimsy needs a boost
Scy_Anide: Ben owns a cat. Have you never kissed Gus on him head?
MilkInBags: ben, if catcalling is bad, i dont know how catkissing is better
adept_nekomancer: I'm sure Gus would appreciate it.
WiJohn: No wait, that's how you get mange not wimsy
Inquisitor_Xian: whenever i have to be pragmatic or anything my partner tells me to "Touch Oz" like touching grass but regaining my whimsy
saucemaster5000: we said whimsy not a cat licker
EvilBadman: When have you last felt the rain on your skin
betweenmyself:
when was the last time you assaulted a stray animal Adam? 
n3ther: deadspace in another space
kaijubrian: Ah yes, cats. Famous for loving when strangers force affection on them...
BrowneePointz: Boober was heavily basing this on Dead Space
e_bloc: when was the last time. . . you got a rabies shot
BrowneePointz: Bloober
BrowneePointz: Blooper?
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Fanklok: If you can't stomp on dudes then it's only sparkling Deadspace
satyropodobny: bober
Aceviru: Parnets
NoxStryx: I would play a video game who's only insteuctions are "find a street cat and smooch them on the head"
saucemaster5000: insteuctions
Fanklok: Wait fuck I meant sparkling Calisto Protocol
KnifeRollinaBakery: It's Cronos that one thing where they make a donut out of croissant dough?
NoxStryx: @saucemaster5000 That's what i said!
rosesmcgee: Meh
niccus: eh
Rexsplosion: Maybe they're Canadian, eh?
caoinlean: 15 year old girls totally do
Krillin_fan: i'm writing 'eh in my journal right now! that'll show Ben!
electra310: I have probably written something similar in my diary
kumatsu: but the looooooooore
saucemaster5000: I write "putt putt bleh"
James_LRR: I'm here for the story and deep lore.
Xed_Regulus: eh?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I write eh like that all the time to be fair
MilkInBags: don't tell them, it's our way to find spies
Fanklok: Not even when it's in a script?
kumatsu: and that cutscene better be voice acted
saucemaster5000: what's the point of making it video if you're making us read
JKBalch: Adam, famous cut scene lover
Sogheim: if the notes were important they'd be audio
MilkInBags: i bet they're from newfoundland
Rexsplosion: Eh is the Canadian version of the british innit, and the Minnesotan "don'tchyaknow"
Xed_Regulus: I've typed "eh?" in chats before
n3ther: eh? is not the same as the candian eh though
NoxStryx: @Sogheim If the notes were important they would be unskipable cutscenes
paulthemapguy: and the Japanese "ne"
satyropodobny: bet the rafters are infested with witchers
goombalax: woah you're already playing the game
CaptainSpam: oh yah
Fanklok: Why we gotta use stupid nouns for things now? Just call it health you cowards
noSmokeFire: eh is the canadian equivalent of desu
Spades_Slicc: You're underestimating minnesotans
BusTed: that's so many syllables
skintbint: i say innit all the time, and im from mighty blighty
MilkInBags: i say 'et' very often
Darleysam: like, one small group of people in the UK would say 'innit', the rest of us not so much
MacbethSeemsSus: Minnesotans say it a lot. Especially around other Minnesotans.
e_bloc: there's a case to be made for Baltimore's y'all
saucemaster5000: that's what you wanted!
GamerCat88: reskined DeadSpace called
EvilBadman: Minnesotans say "Oop" more
Rexsplosion: as a 'sotan, i say the shorter "ya know?" a LOT
Darleysam: we say 'like' A LOT though
e_bloc: dead space made a lot of money, I want to make a lot of money. qed
lamina5432: sampling
wiganlass: I e never used innit in my life but I’m from the north of the uk
hiFunko: hey Blizzard built their empire on GoBotting genres with a better version
RelwinEJ: Still surprised Adam knows what to do the hot chair
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Rexsplosion: @hiFunko speaking of, Housing in wow is great
NoxStryx: <message deleted>But is your gun mining equipment and the enemies more vunerable on the limbs?
Gekyouryuu: idea: Walking Sim where you play a zombie shambling around, call it Dead's Pace.
EvilBadman: @hiFunko Or sometimes worse!
hiFunko: hey no one bats 1000
betweenmyself: To be fair, Dead Space stomps are with the *right* foot, whereas Adam clearly just did a *left* foot stomp there…
saucemaster5000: aww man..nequin
e_bloc: I'm finding it hard to believe we're in heaven
tehfewl: why does that mannequin have so much ass?
Rexsplosion: You could be Samus Aran under that suit, we don't know unless you clear the game VERY FAST
shamblingkrenshar: 0451
Scarbble: so the mannequins are *definitely* attacking us at some point right
saucemaster5000: cowards
EvilBadman: Boys should play last week's Watch and Play horror masterpiece
Aceviru: 80085
caoinlean: Imagine you only get 5 tries lol
MacbethSeemsSus: 451
satyropodobny: 6-7?
Rexsplosion: @satyropodobny MODS! SHOOT THIS ONE
adept_nekomancer: There's only 1000 possible options, that can't take that long.
saucemaster5000: or just be hot enough that they ask you
NoxStryx: <message deleted>@betweenmyself Left foot left stomp. Slide to the left
Fanklok: Gotta gp read all those notes to find the code
MilkInBags: this is the Lies of P workshop
ShadlynW: @shamblingkrenshar Ah, the old magicks!
e_bloc: where do you build yours
Rexsplosion: oh, replacement fuses, IT'S A HORROR GAME ALRIGHT
MacbethSeemsSus: This openings also giving me Bioshock vibes.
NoxStryx: <message deleted>A manaquin factory in space!
rosesmcgee: The mannequins are the guards. It's a loose cable and metal box factory
wiganlass: a mannequin moves, Adam leaves
tehfewl: 6 7
EvilBadman: In before we are in fact, a mannequin
7gorobei: 367
paulthemapguy: It's over, mannequin. We have the high ground
RelwinEJ: Adam moving controller and Ben sipping on a drink is so backwards.
niccus: wow, three of them
caoinlean: Omg he was almost right
GamerCat88: 369 damn she fine
Rexsplosion: Ben has Adam so nailed
EvilBadman: To my successors: Shit's fucked, you're so dead, toodles
e_bloc: no wendigo for sure
SnackPak_: @GamerCat88 thanks for the ear worm
saucemaster5000: Nah Adam is just wearing ben's glasses today
rosesmcgee: 6 7? that's the youth number. We're relevant again!
KWardJenx: New year, new Nope
BrowneePointz: now Ben just needs a backwards cap and a can of 4 Loko to really shake up the vibe
Fanklok: And he shall know no fear
betweenmyself:
maybe this is set in the far future of 1987’s “Mannequin” starring Andrew McCarthy and Kim Cattral 
e_bloc: except for open water and the void of space, Adam has no fear
NoxStryx: <message deleted>Ben isnt antagonizing chat enough either.
Sogheim: after Ratshaker, I can't be afraid of video games anymore. it's ruined me with its rat shaking.
MWGNZ: o7
SnackPak_: that's better
GamerCat88: o7
Aceviru: o7
NorthstarTex: o7
shamblingkrenshar: o7
Scarbble: o7
rosesmcgee:

KWardJenx: o7
caoinlean: o7
e_bloc: o7
electra310: o7
ghyllnox:

ShadlynW: o7
7gorobei: o7
ghyllnox: o7
prince_infidel:

Saintnex:
wooow Ben is also antagonizing chat now too 
RelwinEJ: Adam has shoulders in shrimp position and Ben is relaxed and leaning.
e_bloc: let Ben be his own person
Aceviru: Unc Ben is chill
Fanklok: Only 10?
tehfewl: Ben is the Chat Proxy
MacbethSeemsSus: 100 times
Driosenth: just 10?
ProcyonFlynn: It's not the same if you sound disappointed when you press the button.
raulghoulia: 19 diggity 2
AMuseOfFirebane:

rosesmcgee: Last tuesday, the one before that, the one before that
NorthstarTex: only 10?
n3ther:
just 10 
caoinlean: Work first then banana, stinkies
hiFunko: I'll get the file
thegiftedgrifter: tuesday
BrowneePointz: *flips out Brownee's personal receipts list of when you personally bullied me*
e_bloc: hold on let me boot up the highlight reel
kingandcommoner: insert brooklyn 99 meme
DaFhaye: You need to give us a second to respond
saucemaster5000: bring out the permanent record
EvilBadman: The time you escalated one time to ten times
caoinlean: If one of you is wrong you're all wrong
Fanklok: That time you shot me for fun when I was driving how from work.
matthaus_c: bring out the Milk Files
Fanklok: home
BrowneePointz: do we have a beep boop radar?
RedAlexxis: on rails!
adept_nekomancer: Spooper Mario World
e_bloc: no warp whistle run
Driosenth: Do you want the clips here, or links in a pastebin doc?
lamina5432: do some paper mario
thematic_content_warning: I'm pretty sure we could fined 10 times last stream alone
saucemaster5000: YESSSS
DaFhaye: At least this game isn't Callisto Protocol
itira: that would take 900 years
BusTed:

SnackPak_: it's also kinda rule
BlackIsis: Kingdom Hearts is a more existential kind of horor
hiFunko: Let's Nort
noSmokeFire: Adam has Donald Duck energy tbh
MacbethSeemsSus: The entire series? At least a year
XenoPenumbra: Let'
Fanklok: 1 2 and 3. Or all of them?
AMuseOfFirebane:
@hiFunko 
DaFhaye: All of them?
kumatsu: bringing back PiF for Adam to run teh entire series
NorthstarTex: 9 months if you don't start right away
itira:
@hiFunko 
matthaus_c: 358/2 Days
Spades_Slicc: 358/2 days
Saintnex: I mean we have a 1 hr stream of you basically antagonising chat and banning us as the only thing on stream lol
DaFhaye: All of them would be years on this stream
undecided44: 25 or 6 to 4?
Fanklok: Kingdom Hearts is light
BrowneePointz: 358 days over 2
BrowneePointz: Nah just play KH 1-3
betweenmyself:
365/90210 
RelwinEJ: King Dumb Hurts
BrowneePointz: skip the side shit
I_Am_Clockwork: heyho friends
HadesLeprechaun: this game is pretty linear, it's not 'just a hallway' like FF13 or something, but you're pretty much just always moving forward, you don't come back to a hub like Dead Space or anything
Juliamon: chat stumbling over itself in a race to produce the correct numbers
saucemaster5000: who said you had to play the side series?
thematic_content_warning: Would it take longer than bloodborne?
n3ther: kingdom hearts was a great game... as a teenager.
kingandcommoner: 2.5 hours a session, let's call it 50 hours per game, that's 20 sessions per game and we'll call it 9 games, so about 3.5 years
Fanklok: Is that long arm Jim from Bloodborne?
n3ther: I think it's mostly nostalgia that keeps people attached to the KH series
MacbethSeemsSus: Rachel reacting to Kingdom Hearts at DB24 is still an amazing clip.
itira: or punch that clock, whatever
rosesmcgee: That's how the game differentiates from dead space
RedAlexxis: melty spikey needles former peeps
James_the_Dabbler: Step on me next time
matthaus_c: monster looking kinda hot
HadesLeprechaun: there was no giant obvious blood smear on the wall saying "CUT OFF THEIR LIMBS"
Sogheim: I never beat The Phantom
e_bloc: someday we'll finally be invaded by aliens immune to bullets
kingandcommoner: the remakes of the first one are better. You couldn't skip the cutsences originally
I_Am_Clockwork: what? The first one is unironically my fave haha
saucemaster5000: that's def what I did
n3ther: 1st one is not a good entry.
Rexsplosion: Kingdom Hearts and Riverdale have the biggest "what the HELL are you talking about?" curves in explanation
RelwinEJ: First one is what they intended though, right?
Scarbble: the first KH was ok back in the day but it has not aged well
DaFhaye: What!? The first one is one of the best ones
Fanklok: But Lance Bass voices Sephiroth!!!
CaptainCoriale: 20 second music loops
Critterbot: KH2 is much better though, imo.
I_Am_Clockwork: gameplay wise, anyway
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: KH2 is basically mechanically perfect
DaFhaye: A chunk of the side ones are ass
betweenmyself:
What once started as a dumb joke has become my one desire. Give me a Squeenix/Disney crossover mascot racer. Kingdom Karts when!?! 
electra310: I'm trying to place my grocery order while watching the spooky boys and I can't tell if the coming snowstorm has scared people into panic shopping or Walmart has just decided they don't want to sell me any variety of raw chicken. Do we panic-buy raw chicken now?
Rexsplosion: Also KH2 has the best theme
DaFhaye: First one is the best story
BusTed:

kingandcommoner: I'm sure that dog is friendly
adept_nekomancer: We need to pet the space doggo
Juliamon: electra310 There might have been a recall
e_bloc: I swear to god if the dog dies
tehfewl: What are you drinking Ben?
EvilBadman: Adam will kill a dog no problem
saucemaster5000: what the...
itira: D:
Aceviru: He's a survivor
rosesmcgee: How much would it cost to make a Kodak Fun Saver? We can't, we don't know how!
drcthulu: What if the dog was trapped in a jar?
Fanklok: Yes he will. Adam does evil things in games for fun
matthaus_c: would you shoot the Dog from The Thing
MacbethSeemsSus: Ben would never shoot a dog in game.
Sogheim: Adam would not have been fooled by the dog in The Thing
EvilBadman: I meant in the game, like come on
n3ther: he's falling for it
RelwinEJ: Rabid dog approaching Ben...
itira: but what if!
n3ther: he's falling for it!
ghyllnox: What about a pony
betweenmyself:
what if the dog is neutral but provides helpful upgrade components? 
NorthstarTex: what if they wanted to be turned into a dog?
electra310: But what if it's a really cute and sad dog in a jar?
rosesmcgee: Blink dog, it can get itself out
Saintnex: honestly if a dog bit someone irl, the govt would shoot the dog, we wouldn’t have to
e_bloc: FWIW the website does not say whether it dies or not
tehfewl: Thats what the dog wants you to think
n3ther: it's a dumb demon then
SnackPak_: demon dog sounds rad
Rexsplosion: demons aren't djinni
n3ther: hahaha
drcthulu: what if the wishes are monkey's paw wishes?
n3ther: the whimsy long game
e_bloc:

Rhynerd: and that’s how you unleash Barghest, who devours England.
NonjaBiru: Ben would let the dog in The Thing live
RelwinEJ: Whimsy, hardly even knows he
n3ther: death is just a step to the after life
Fanklok: If you were walking through the woods and found your whimsy in a jar would you open it?
Rexsplosion: Okay, Hypothetical, you free a dog from a jar and he gives you three monkey paw wishes...
I_Am_Clockwork: all my homies hate peter pan
drcthulu: Ben whimsy score 1 adam 0
7gorobei: whats the montecarlo distribution on devil?
noSmokeFire: me, writing a high school essay, "Peter Pan once said...."
e_bloc: if death is the greatest adventure, why do people only do it once?
LithelyUnshod: Pretty sure that was Hook
Rexsplosion: Bangarang!
xantos69: He flew down in a bubble Adam. Grow Up!
saucemaster5000: Rufio > Pan
KWardJenx: Whoa, that was your take from Peter Pan?
Basic_Human_Decency: Hot
Saintnex: Peter Pan is a child refusing to grow up Ben
johnnylongtorso: I thought the land of make-believe was Mr. Rogers
BrowneePointz: and who is IN HOOK
BrowneePointz: CHAT
paulthemapguy: is it called "never land" because when you're there, you're already dead?
SnackPak_: Smee is in Hook
saucemaster5000: Hook is about Rufio
salamisuperstar: This is how I find out???
Darleysam: @BrowneePointz Dustin Hoffman!
itira:

EvilBadman: Pan just kidnapping children to be his homies in perpetuity
johnnylongtorso: Peter Hook from New Order
NotCainNorAbel: RUFIO RUFIO RUFIO
DaFhaye: No Hook is about Robin Williams
DeM0nFiRe: Common misconception, Hook is actually the princess's name
Saintnex: @BrowneePointz Robin Williams
e_bloc: its just propaganda from Big Death
BrowneePointz: more like ruffi-ohko'd
HadesLeprechaun: all items take an inventory slot, so you have no healing items
RedAlexxis: oh wow
rosesmcgee: Hook is about the relationship between Hook and Smee.
InconsiderateHat: Ruffio was the voice of Zuko.
electra310: Ben's doing it! He's learning to antagonize chat!
DaFhaye: Rufio was a pin cushion
Nigouki: The Way is shut? Drums in the deep?
johnnylongtorso: can't get to Target, gonna have to settle for Walmart
Aceviru: Such is our calling
Basic_Human_Decency: The hook AO3 fic is better
RelwinEJ: Isn't the passenger seat supposed to read these off?
matthaus_c: some of them bobas fett
e_bloc: this person's whimsy is also close to zero
saucemaster5000: Da BFBHs
Krillin_fan: well...
Darleysam: Boba Bett Bounty Bunters: Bebber Bizza
Fanklok: Nerd
BrowneePointz: He was before Clone Wars fuckin retconned it
goombalax: The way is shut. It was made by those who are dead, and the dead guard it
TheWriterAleph: stolen valor
EvilBadman: The Fettuccini
MacbethSeemsSus: It's not like anyone watched book of Boba Fett
kingandcommoner: Boba Fett is consistently the most disappointing Sar Wrs character
Sogheim: now I've got Fett's Vette stuck in my head. damn you MC Chris
saucemaster5000: Mario figured out video game jumping decades ago wtf game
Rexsplosion: i'm putting together the LEGO venator right now (the small one they just launched)
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @MacbethSeemsSus I did! it stunk!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I only watch the good Stars War: the 2004 Clone Wars cartoon and Andor
goombalax: the miracle of life
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I will say that Fett isn't a Mandelorian for a lot of reasons other than he's a clone
NoxStryx: I LIVE!
johnnylongtorso: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa what about the Droids cartoon
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @johnnylongtorso never heard of it
SK__Ren: Is it just me or is 3 ways a bit mean to Signalis?
lamina5432: handy
e_bloc: heard you liked hands
HadesLeprechaun: Isaac never dodges in Dead Space, outside of cutscenes
NorthstarTex: gives a new meaning to "hand in hand"
RedAlexxis:
Oh I see! This facility underwent a failed merger! 
EvilBadman: Maybe we'll hit the true blessing of no parry mechanic
NoxStryx: Which Gorilla? Noodles? Russel?
e_bloc: difference?
Fanklok: Big Buisiness is a cult
e_bloc: I guess cults are tax exempt
ButButTheJesus: business, cult, same
Basic_Human_Decency: Just an everyday corporation
Nigouki: "we're a family" kind of business, so a cult
RelwinEJ: @e_bloc Religion!
saucemaster5000: there are no side paths in life only shorter roads
johnnylongtorso: oh man, the obstacle scooch and the squeeze through a narrow passage, this is AAA gaming
e_bloc: @RelwinEJ precisely. if god did exist, it would be necessary to abolish him
Aceviru: Such is our calling
kumatsu: gotta respect property
saucemaster5000: but that would be rude
MacbethSeemsSus: That door's an antique
salamisuperstar: It's made of space wood
Rexsplosion:
not a cult
e_bloc: how many doors have you punched open
e_bloc: Adam even died to a door once with that logic
Thefluffiestguineapig: Punched? None. Shouldered? SO MANY
e_bloc: fair but Adam and doors don't have a good track record
NoxStryx: And were you wearing a spacesuit when you did?
saucemaster5000: just to feel like the kool aid man?
e_bloc: wait are you fucking the door
Rexsplosion: i've kicked doors in, but like, hollow core interior doors
betweenmyself:
Too dangerous to punch through doors willy-nilly; we may damage our hazmat suit. 
AMuseOfFirebane: Oh, was that a shortcut?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fucking what Ben?
RedAlexxis: That's Adorable.
Fanklok: I saw the token for Manifold Mouse on TTC today and said to myself "Damn that's Ben"
NoSpoonsLeftOnlyKnives: I first knocked a door off it's hinges when I was 6. I've done in a fair few doors in my day.
NoxStryx: @saucemaster5000 That would be through a brick wall
Basic_Human_Decency: Oh yea?
e_bloc: I once slammed my brother into a wall and broke most of the way through it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Shitty apartments are shitty but that's absolute trash tier
HadesLeprechaun: go back in the direction of the pushable thing, and straight behind, glowing red
Aceviru: You would be behind a puzzle
raulghoulia: the token
Dylanthesquig: I would be a couch crevy key, that's where I'd be
kumatsu:
you already have your Burger Rig 
rosesmcgee: Mouse and Giraffe would be a great streaming duo
SkylerRingtail: What is your VTuber Fursona, Ben?
Rexsplosion: you could SUPER easy get a PNGtuber for yourself
BrindleBoar: Just do it. I don't know how much TQ charges, but she'd probably cut you a deal.
Fanklok: Child playing with knives
Basic_Human_Decency: It would be in a locked chest
RedAlexxis:
You can have a avatar when you are older. 
matthaus_c: tokens with mana costs have so much whimsy
MilkInBags: it's his 2026 thing
MacbethSeemsSus: Whimsy's trending in 2026
saucemaster5000: calling out whimsy is unwhimsical
HadesLeprechaun: Adam, that red hole you just walked past
Fanklok: Ben's just whimsy signaling
e_bloc: I hope it's a double sided token and the back is whimseyless
DoodlestheGreat: Can we try brining back Zany, too?
omdorastrix: Why is MY furniture suddenly screaming?
betweenmyself: how long until we collectively discover that “whimsy” is actually a terrible slur and we all get cancelled?
ButButTheJesus: its that 1998 rom com, How Adam Got His Whimsy Back
tehfewl: absolutely whimsy-less behaviour
HadesLeprechaun: open door
Juliamon: the world desperately needs more whimsy, do not let us down
MacbethSeemsSus: @betweenmyself 5,4,3,2,1....
HadesLeprechaun: no
consolecowboy88: “!
HadesLeprechaun: it's not
e_bloc: if whimsy is a derogatory term that would be perfect
Dylanthesquig: who made the kool aid man hole is what I wanna know
consolecowboy88: “no brother west, it was an act of whimsy”
prince_infidel: Did you listen to the recording?
niccus: what if... whimsless
MilkInBags:
go left 
Fanklok: This shit needs some detective vision
Basic_Human_Decency: Maybe its a push door instead of pull
KWardJenx: You have that big-ass gun and you can't just hoot that little doorknob off?
drcthulu: or the show path of where to go button
ButButTheJesus: had no go "byooo"
HadesLeprechaun: through this open door, continue back
matthaus_c: yooo new deck this out
BrowneePointz: Ah TSSSS push it
BrowneePointz: PUSH IT REAL GOOD!
BrowneePointz: dah nah nah nah
thatguysteve2709: You doing fine just keep exploring
HadesLeprechaun: you said it's back to where you were, but it's not
ButButTheJesus: *hand
AMuseOfFirebane: The slide shelf was the shortcut, the green door is somewhere else
Skye_Stryke: I like establishing that the gun can destroy those massive hinges then blocking you with a wooden door
e_bloc: did you try real good
dumbo3k: Adam has demonstrated a loop. Checkmate gamers
Dylanthesquig: how many shortcuts in a row is it no longer a shortcut?
mulligan2six: Maybe this was just a demo and the game is over now
e_bloc: there are uncountable shortcuts
Fanklok: What makes a birthing sac weird?
MilkInBags: so this is better than signalis?
Basic_Human_Decency: Have you tried looking up
RedAlexxis: jumping off the edge on a whim?
saucemaster5000: he's learning. look at him go
e_bloc: soon the teacher becomes the master
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game seems just kind of meh
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did I come in late and read it wrong?
Basic_Human_Decency: Maybe its in the monsters butthole
e_bloc: mono-left
RedAlexxis: Hmm, not sure, the pacing does seem a bit off
MilkInBags:

Critterbot: Got there!
MacbethSeemsSus:

matthaus_c: it did look kinda the same tbh
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @HadesLeprechaun vindicated
Thefluffiestguineapig:

SnackPak_:
I'm glad someone is paying attention 
e_bloc: if there's two, you're through
MacbethSeemsSus: You're a chaperone at a school dance. No kissing
MilkInBags: o7
Aceviru: o7
MilkInBags: uninstall
MilkInBags: refund
drcthulu: o7
ButButTheJesus:

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Basic_Human_Decency: Playin the hot new mobile game merge orphans
NoxStryx: Sure you opened the shortcut, but did you grab the site of grace?
saucemaster5000: deathless FROM NOW ON
thatguysteve2709: This guy farmed my ass
salamisuperstar: Let then merge if you're not a coward
e_bloc: every run is deathless until its not
saucemaster5000: and if we die again it's deathless from then on
e_bloc: deathless 3%
salamisuperstar: Charge shot seems kinda ass
HadesLeprechaun: it's only 1 ammo for charged shot
matthaus_c: just gotta do it like this
niccus: the game always ends on a deathless run
Fanklok: Metroid and Megaman figured out sharge shots like 40 years ago
johnnylongtorso: it feels like there's no feedback on what your shots do
e_bloc: he's no-selling more than the ultimate warriro
e_bloc: warrior\
public_key_reveal_party: @e_bloc the ultimate wario
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact there's no feedback and you can't tell if they are the stronger version is bad
e_bloc: @public_key_reveal_party now I just want to see wario on steroids
johnnylongtorso: *bonk*
goombalax: now its the deathless run
BrowneePointz: a deuce
HadesLeprechaun: @Thefluffiestguineapig you can, they are smooth in normal version, they grow a whole bunch of spikes when merged
kumatsu: the other fragments are on Adam's mods
NorthstarTex: who are the other fragments?
GamerCat88: adam is a horcrux part
betweenmyself:
@e_bloc what’s there to sell with one so full of “destrucity”? 
mrbuzzfuzz: helllooooooo
prince_infidel: It feels like only head shots count. Am I crazy?
johnnylongtorso: call me the FTC, because I'm canceling this merger!
BrowneePointz: crimson heads
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO SHIT NARRATOR
BrowneePointz: speaking of RE9 lookin pretty FUCKIN good!
BrowneePointz: next month
Aceviru: @Thefluffiestguineapig It's in case you missed the note
BrowneePointz: 27th or something
Critterbot: Kitty!
Fanklok: Prediction: There's no corpse removal and the game is going to have several unavoidable merged enemies
NorthstarTex: CAT!
SnackPak_:

HadesLeprechaun: @prince_infidel they all count, headshots are more, I think early game the strong enemies are maybe 4 fully charged headshots
satyropodobny: this too is signalis
ButButTheJesus: kittyyyyyy
drcthulu: whimsy acquired
Rexsplosion: smooch that kitty!!
Aceviru:

CaptainSpam: KITTY
GamerCat88: frend cat
NorthstarTex: Cats are love
TheMerricat: Cats are a collectable FYI
BrowneePointz: yea comes out next month on the 27th
ButButTheJesus: Whimsy +1
Fanklok: That is 100% GlaDoS voice
lamina5432: moms
7gorobei: 867-5309
BusTed: does my childhood home from 30 years ago count
NorthstarTex: I remember my boyfriend's number
ButButTheJesus: i think i know my brothers?
dumbo3k: Thne only number I know by heart is my own, and thats because I had to put it on so many forms
HadesLeprechaun: yeah I did say last time that this game is way more 'survival' horror than Dead Space, which gives you loads of ammo and stuff
glitched_goddess: if the Let’s Nope boys were cats what kind of cats would they be
betweenmyself:
I will die on the hill that RE9’s title (playing on the Roman Numerals hidden in words thing they do) should have been Resident Evil SIX 
mick_myage: I know my wifes cell phone number but only cause its the grocery store members cards
Driosenth: Do you remember your childhood friends phone number from 30 years ago?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cats are perfect if you respect them
BrowneePointz: it's a song number ben
gibbousm: I know my Mom's cell and my parent's house phone. That's it
Going_Medium: 867-5309
EvilBadman: @Driosenth I do
gualdhar: I remember 867-5309
mrbuzzfuzz: who wants to call me tho
omdorastrix: 8675309?
mulligan2six: Not even Jenny?
RedAlexxis: 0118999881999119725...3
Saintnex: I remember my own and my mums
SmithKurosaki: 365 Damn They Fine?
GamerCat88: did you have a school phone book, like one that was given out at the start of the school year?
e_bloc: what if its someone I don't know
gibbousm: 555-555-5555
thematic_content_warning: I want a game where you get healed every time you you pet a random animal in world
JKBalch: Do you want Auburn's reference desk number?
electra310: I still remember the phone number for time and temperature in my hometown
Rexsplosion: 8675309 is Jenny's number
MacbethSeemsSus: It was pre area code, so people have that number.
mrbuzzfuzz: i phones last numbers is my name
TheWriterAleph: people HAD that number and they were pissed
Rexsplosion: there's that hall and oates phone line
ghost_user_1984: yeah because area codes are still optional for land lines
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no, real people had that number
matthaus_c: I know Awoo-56709
EvilBadman: 281 330 8004
ghost_user_1984: they were so pissed
e_bloc: I think they were doing too much coke then
prince_infidel: Jenny's number is a real number that the company no longer gives to people
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: call jg wentworth 877 cash now
raulghoulia: Theres a number for Hall and Oates that when you dial it plays a bunch of their songs
wiganlass: I’ve a weird memory for remembering phone numbers 425301 was my grandparents phone number and my grandad died about 22 years ago
Fanklok: If you don't want to give your phone number for any of those fuck ass rewards programs the tech is to do (your area code)-867-5309
EvilBadman: @Fanklok This
HadesLeprechaun: you don't lose them, they are very precious, and yeah Inventory feels important early
maclaglen: Dial 459 22 22 to get a Mr. Gatti's Pizza delivered!
Scrubbodiestobears: 310-1010 pizza hut
e_bloc: cash for kidz
betweenmyself:
how about that phone number in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? for the NES that you had to call to get a hint from Jessica Rabbit? 
Gaelan_Maestro: pizza hotline was 2222222
Driosenth: IT'S MY MONEY and I WANT it NoW
CaptainSpam: 387-6962. They Might Be Giants Dial-A-Song.
GamerCat88: wasnt the number in Bruce Almighty like super viral and that person got tons of calls
salamisuperstar: There is some lawyer in my area with the number 777-7777
LithelyUnshod: Pizza Pizza is XX7-1111
ButButTheJesus: 800 588 2300, EMPIRE!
Rexsplosion: pizza hut has 488-8888 in my area growing up
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Robot_Bones: dial 1010-220
Going_Medium: Taxi's here ar 777-7777
JKBalch: (844) 387-6962 is the They Might Be Giants dial-a-song
Juliamon: 1010-321
Aceviru: @salamisuperstar Louisiana?
BlackIsis: @ButButTheJesus I was just about to say that one
maclaglen: There's a lawyer in Austin that 444-4444
EvilBadman: 281 330 8004 is the rapper Mike Jones
GamerCat88: fire
slamaham: don’t make me tap the cars for kids sign…
salamisuperstar: @aceviru Boston
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: funny enough, I remember my original house landline but not the number it changed to when we switched phone companies
Fanklok: There have been zero video games thar accuratly represent a flamethrower
Thefluffiestguineapig: Power of fire at the whims of the wind!
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon "but nothings really changed!"
maclaglen: When all fails, burn it with fire.
maclaglen: When all else fails, throw it into the sun.
Critterbot: Time to werf some flammen!
salamisuperstar: More or less expensive than a flamethr though?
Basic_Human_Decency: 1-900-288-0707 the old Nintendo tip line from the 90s
CaptainSpam: Ooo, generic chemicals!
LithelyUnshod: If there's a specific last 4 digits you want in your exchange, you can usually ask your phone provider for it
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Fanklok Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory had a really good one that could bounce off terrain a little bit
johnnylongtorso: hooray for chemicals!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's get cancer from Agent Orange!
HadesLeprechaun: the ammo dispenser hands out free refills, you only hold one at a time
e_bloc: I like a good rocket launcher
Rhynerd: at the very least, it sounds like it’ll stop the monsters from merging
Rhynerd: what with being very flammable on record
Basic_Human_Decency: Man i could go for a nice bowl of chemicals rn
7gorobei: keys you fight with? this is Kingdom Hearts
Fanklok: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa I didn't say good or bad, I said accurate. It's always a gassy cloud instead of a stream of flaming goo
CaptainSpam: Ah, that was it, TMBG's Dial-A-Song was originally (718) 387-6962. Forgot the area code first time.
ItsThugDimmadome: My son's legacy will live on
Sogheim: @7gorobei inb4 Norted
Fanklok: Weronika?
glitched_goddess: I used to have 420-0069
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Fanklok and that's how WolfET treated it, like a rudimentary liquid stream
Aceviru: Great asset?
kumatsu: Ass-et
prince_infidel: Alternate world?
Fanklok: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Then I stand corrected
betweenmyself: any Bay Area folks remember the People’s Lawyer, Jim Rogers? “Call 444-4441 for a free consultation with no obligation.”
MacbethSeemsSus: You could hear that ellipsis
rosesmcgee: Hey, wanna swap assets?
Darleysam: I'm really hoping it's not that you've had a head injury and this is all your imagination
Rexsplosion: have a "thingy" you wanna sound clinical about? Call that thingy an "asset"
Fanklok: Any idiot can go to space
Rhynerd: if memory serves, the game takes place sometime in out millenia, but the world ended in the 80’s
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Fanklok I remember it whenever someone brings up videogame flamethrowers because it remains my personal gold standard for exactly that reason
GamerCat88: like bad time cold war ending
Basic_Human_Decency: So the good timeline?
kumatsu: title drop?
Aceviru: Take it in
Fanklok: Title drop
HadesLeprechaun: prologue
ShaneLeeAtk: Speaking of snow, they are calling for 28ish inches this weekend... Arkansas is not built for that.
trainpants: the building is the cool s
goombalax: dang if this wasn't a generic body horror shooter it might be really interesting now
Rexsplosion: MASS EFFECT IS SO DOPE
Vinewood_OG: I do too!!!
HadesLeprechaun: same Ben
kumatsu: but what about Andromeda
Darleysam: my man!
Sogheim: I get nostalgic for Bioshock
Basic_Human_Decency: Very phallic tower
Rexsplosion: i still wear my N7 hoodie
n3ther: Mass effect was the last good space opera game
Saintnex: I think about mass effect bout once a month
Fanklok: Do you keep a "I thought about Mass Effect" journal?
Darleysam: Andromeda was fine
satyropodobny: found this guys roman empire
xantos69: Mass Effect is the best game series of all time even if you count the failures of ME 3 and ME: A
ghost_user_1984: I feel like observer is the better bloober team game?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh man remember how good Mass Effect was, and then they *never made any sequels*
tehfewl: Remember when Mass Effect was Good?
Rhynerd: @goombalax having watched a video all about this game it can grow on ya.
MrSarkhan: Same!
NightValien28: Ben, maybe it is time for a replay
MacbethSeemsSus: It's sad they made only three games and never made another.
NorthstarTex: I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite stream on the citadel
glitched_goddess: Adam rattling some cages there
NoxStryx: And how they still owe you DLC for andromeda?
HadesLeprechaun: I always say Andromeda was a good enough 40 hour game stuffed in a 150 hour game
kingandcommoner: Andromeda gets more hate than it deserves, but not by enough that going back to it feels worth it
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gualdhar: wait you can't have hobbies you're a streamer
dumbo3k: What?! You aren't allowed to play games for fun, you need to make it into content!
spurius: andromeda probaly owuld have been an ok 7/10 if ME 2 didnt exist
niccus: what are the Protheans if not the roman empire
ShaneLeeAtk: So true for Street Fighter 2
tehfewl: i need to finish E33
TheAwkes: You can feel the reducing budget as the game goes on, but Andromeda has decent bones and is definitely another ME game.
MacbethSeemsSus: Collector Base run is still amazing.
glitched_goddess: I liked driving the little car in 1
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I feel like such a freak for not being able to stand ME2
hiFunko: oh that sony one?
WiJohn: I think 3 was my favorite but that's really because of how they tied up all the story lines not the moment to moment gameplay
rosesmcgee: Massive Fect
Scrubbodiestobears: owlcat is making Mass Effect, but it's The Expanse
NorthstarTex: ME3 had the best gameplay, but 2 had the best experience overall
jimber_jam: that Expanse game?
cosarprime: The one set in the Expanse setting?
Krillin_fan: The Expanse game looks Mass Effect-y
kingandcommoner: Weight Impact
BlackIsis: There's that Expanse one from -- eyah
HadesLeprechaun: no alien boyfriends/girflriends to smooch though, so already starting as a 6/10
spurius: the expanse one? or exodus?
kaijubrian: Just played andromeda this year and it was great. I get why mass effect fans were disappointed but if you just play it for what it is than it's a good game
RatherLargeToad: it’s made by Wizards of the Coast, oddly enough
trainpants: why is our head a sea mine
30teracyte: or the new naughty dog space one?
30teracyte: with the long title
Scrubbodiestobears: there's also Exodus? i think?
mrbuzzfuzz: Warlock was one of them
ladyjessica: there are parts of andromeda I didn’t like but it was enjoyable in the end
30teracyte: Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet
Ferisar: they undressed all my characters............
Fanklok: Gas powered stick, never runs out of gas
Aceviru: Haha
SnackPak_: booo
NorthstarTex: booooooooo
MacbethSeemsSus: No ammo
Vinewood_OG: Henry Cavill reload .gif
Saintnex: haha
7gorobei: reload those fists
Critterbot: Boo, boo this man!
ButButTheJesus: out!
niccus: it might have been Exodus? the wotc one?
Spades_Slicc: "Melee never runs out of bullets" Someone's never played Vampire Rain
Thefluffiestguineapig: OUT
Fanklok: Mars doesn't have laws
Rexsplosion: put him on with Elon, so he can PUNCH HIM
SnackPak_: true
kumatsu: truuuuuuuuuuuuue
satyropodobny: still can't believe they managed to recreate my midnight cigarette runs
glitched_goddess: 10000000%
Saintnex: hard Truuuuuu
Vinewood_OG: Based.
Rhynerd: yeah.
e_bloc: murder is free on mars
Thefluffiestguineapig: True
Basic_Human_Decency: After you throw those guns do you headbut
Ferisar: sorry ben, your mission is to rehabilitate elon musk on mars
SkylerRingtail: Nah, do humanity a favor before you die.
MacbethSeemsSus: Elon seems to be under the impression he'd be suited for space travel.
Rhynerd: could also befriend the current mars drone.
kingandcommoner: IDK, alone with Elon Musk, no witnesses. I think I'd be okay
Datnade012: i think Ben was talking about the Matthew McConaughey game, Exodus
adept_nekomancer: Alternatively, make him be the one to farm Martian space potatoes for you.
Juliamon: it wouldn't even be murder, you could just say the environment was too much for him and nobody could argue
BlackIsis: Osiris reborn I think
spurius: exodus is from fromer ME devlopers
jimber_jam: exodus I think is pushed to 2027
GamerCat88: beeg stompies
ContingentCat: Just think if anything is going bad just think you could be here and there be Elon Musk so at least there's that, hopefully
Fanklok: Why we gotta craft shit instead of just picking up the thing
Ferisar: how's not alive space going
Fanklok: Bro we can just have generic ammo
Sogheim: shotgun is the best gun, why would I use anything else?
tehfewl: This game feels like Slow Returnal
HadesLeprechaun: @Fanklok you use the same crafting item to craft most of your things, so you pick whether you want healing/ammo/etc
kingandcommoner: Or they can let me trade bullets around; 2 pistol for a machine gun, 5 for a shotgun shell, etc
MacbethSeemsSus: They also got rid of it in 2
dumbo3k: Mass Effect 1 had no ammo, just overheat
saucemaster5000: mass effect is ben's new "whimsy"
Ferisar: yet another win for mass effect 2 - 15 later
niccus: video games haven't yet comprehended that different guns can use the same bullet
MrSarkhan: Yeah that was great!
Ferisar: years*
Spades_Slicc: The overheat thing was in 1 as well?
betweenmyself: mostly depends on whether the components take up the same inventory slots as crafted items and if so how much that clogs up your pack
saucemaster5000: 15 later
goombalax: they added ammo in 2
Manae: Didn't ME2 specifically bring BACK ammo?
Scrubbodiestobears: 2 and 3 had ammo (andromeda had both systems) but 2's ammo WAS universal
spurius: um actually those were heat sinks not ammo
hypergirlie_hyperpop: ME2 famously put ammo back in, people were mad about it when it came out
Ferisar: chat
Ferisar: me2's ammo was universal
saucemaster5000: hi
Ferisar: that's the point
HadesLeprechaun: I am in the camp of one ammo type for all weapons, but everyone has preferences for the level of granularity in their shooters. I also don't like modding or upgrading weapons in games
omdorastrix: IIRc me lore had guns shaving off their bullets from a metal block, for arbitrary bullets, but you had removable heatsinks because they built up heat
MacbethSeemsSus: Another thing, Martin Sheen did an amazing job as the Illusive Man
LithelyUnshod: *Judaism's central prophet* He did the wave thing, right?
Faulpyr: In retrospect, I wish ME2 and ME3 continued the story and themes of ME1, but the sequels were still pretty good, and probably more popular than I'd they did continue with ME1
betweenmyself:
“I’m not Moses here! I ain’t gonna turn some staff i to a snake and what not.” 
Ferisar: if you fight only 1 of them it's not fair for the enemies
HadesLeprechaun: not yet, but I think they announced a new easier mode getting added soon
Ferisar: they go on forums and complain
e_bloc: they often have the urge to merge
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saucemaster5000: when will a game have a "good game - bad game" slider?
MWGNZ: Commander Keen
e_bloc: dragon quest
hypergirlie_hyperpop:
DARK CLOUD 3 
LithelyUnshod: @betweenmyself "Lugging stone tablets down a mountain? Not me."
Aceviru: Based
e_bloc: or persona
cobthegreat: Breath of fire capcom you cowards
SnackPak_: @MWGNZ good answer
Trymantha: SPHEDA MENTIONED
betweenmyself:
Haunting Starring Poulterguy 
hypergirlie_hyperpop:
there are clips 
Robot_Bones: @cobthegreat Based
HadesLeprechaun: sadly Level 5 CEO has gone all in on genAI
Juliamon: Megaman Legends
EvilBadman: Perfect goddamn Dark.
e_bloc: tiger fucking savidan over here
adept_nekomancer: @EvilBadman Excellent choice
Aceviru: @Juliamon 👌
ButButTheJesus:
@EvilBadman RIP 
saucemaster5000: Space Station Silicon Valley 2
NoxStryx: Monster Rancher or Jade Cocoon
underhill33: republic commando
MrSarkhan: Legend of Dragoon!
Talin06: Skies of Arcadia
adept_nekomancer: Escape Velocity
Robot_Bones: Capcom and ignoring their IPs name a more Iconic Combo
e_bloc: man i used to play that with my friend after work for months
betweenmyself:
Blast Corps 
Aceviru: Lol
Ferisar: parasite eve, for david
dumbo3k: I'd love a new Jade Empire
public_key_reveal_party:

hypergirlie_hyperpop: @MrSarkhan truly an RPG of all time
trainpants: Golden Sun
lamina5432: a new custom robo would be neat
MacbethSeemsSus: The energy died so fast during that stream
Trymantha: @Robot_Bones cries in dino crisis
e_bloc: they should pay you more for that
tehfewl: @trainpants The Most Correct answer
LordZarano: 1080° (the Nintendo snowboarding game)
e_bloc: no exposure is bad exposure
NotCainNorAbel: I think the world would go ape if a new side scroll Mario came out.
itsr67: mmmmmmmmm
Hosh25: Jade Empire
public_key_reveal_party: I have some brain rot returning, but I really just want a new persona game
sherlock_olms: Bloody Roar
NoxStryx: Custom robo DS is fun
mrbuzzfuzz: Golden Sun 3 was just so Okay
itsr67: d-digimon
Strebenherz: my roommate still has custom robo on gamecube, it's a good one
glitched_goddess: why play custom robo when you can just play Armored Core
Basic_Human_Decency: Contact or a new final fantasy tactics
Ferisar: what about sequels to characters
Ferisar: like there's clive and now there's clive 2
e_bloc: when ben was a young man
saucemaster5000: cloud strife 2
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: every day I yearn for Unreal (the 1998 singleplayer game) to get a proper sequel that understands what the first game actually did
itsr67: @Ferisar impossible to improve
Gekyouryuu: when do we get Mistress Chief?
omdorastrix: Mister chef?
MacbethSeemsSus: Master Chief Pro Max+
noSmokeFire: Master Chief 2: Master Chiief
glitched_goddess: The Chiefening
GamerCat88: Cortananana
MWGNZ: Aerith Gainsborough 2
e_bloc: Fisto 2: Double Fisto
Kaaannaaa: i'd love a modern graphics heroes of might and magic
betweenmyself: Tobal no. 3
Trymantha: knack 3
glitched_goddess: Godhand was fun
EvilBadman: Master Chief 2....this time a woman????
TheMerricat: Half Life 3.
Fanklok: Where's Callisto Protocol 2?
kingandcommoner: Skies of Arcadia II, only for Sega Dreamcast
hypergirlie_hyperpop: release a lightgun peripheral for PS5, cowards
LordZarano: But the future already perfect!
Trymantha: @Kaaannaaa olden era looks so good tho
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: would the second master chief actually participate in the story and not let everyone else say his lines for him?
goombalax: we have a Heroes of might and magic coming out!
goombalax: yeah!
I_Am_Clockwork: I want a modern remake of the Might and Magic RPG games
kingandcommoner: But really, I just wish we got Megaman Legends 3
I_Am_Clockwork: Might and Magic 7 still up there as one of my faves of all time
slamaham: a Lucas Arts point and click puzzle game.
Basic_Human_Decency: Master chief 2 this time the suit doesn't cannonically jerk you off
niccus: @glitched_goddess there's a small studio aiming at making one of those (Forastero), but it looks pretty far away and it's a high, high bar to clear
onetrueseth: Freelancer... which I think is what Underspace is aiming for.
glitched_goddess: or how about an elder scrolls game that isn’t Skyrim
wiganlass: I’d love a new Castlevania game but in the old metroidvania style
e_bloc: how much more damage are backshots
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh a new Time Crisis would rock
Aceviru: Nice punch
Ferisar: i don't think anyone played this game but i'd like a sequel to tzar, which is an rts from like 199something
I_Am_Clockwork: "AAAAaaagh!" "Arrrrgh!" "Yeeaaaaaaaggggh!"
Ferisar: it'd probably suck but idc
Fanklok: Adam's death wail sounds like Moroes dying in Hearthstone
Basic_Human_Decency: A new populous game maybe
betweenmyself: I want a new 2D sprite-based Capcom fighter; new IP, no returning characters or plotlines
kumatsu: Flavor Key
GamerCat88: thats kinda Spheda like sphere distortion thingy
glitched_goddess: Black & White 3 would be cool
e_bloc: time for a key party
Darleysam: Just a regularcut then
Trymantha: you know what dead IP i would like a new one of, elder scrolls its been so long
Juliamon: new Pocket Fighter when
TruPhantomAngel: The one VA credit I have was for a “I’m in severe pain” scream, Ben.
MacbethSeemsSus: Give em a kiss
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: but it's the monsters that are fighting, right?
NoxStryx: Ryu? More like Rewho
skintbint: the time travel from predestination in a game please
Ferisar: ryuck
betweenmyself: or how about a new Capcom DND beat em up?
Ferisar: wait right make a new dmc
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Ferisar: there we go, good job brain
ItsThugDimmadome: MONKE CANNON
Aceviru: o7
Inquisitor_Xian: idk if you're a Starcraft guy Ben, but there was a SC2 Minis game announce recently!
Aceviru: Such is our calling
Ferisar: @Inquisitor_Xian wha, no way
Basic_Human_Decency: A new mortal combat featuring the sneak king from bk
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Sneak King 2 when??
johnnylongtorso: it's not much, but it's honest work
Inquisitor_Xian: @Ferisar oh yeah! they're kickstarting a protoss terran and zerg starter box
GamerCat88: how are we able see out of our helmets... i have questions
Ferisar: wild lol
e_bloc: this is like 800 years in the future
Inquisitor_Xian: the minis are pretty good too
Ferisar: guess i'll have to look at that
Aceviru: We also have cat
jessicatheblack: Benben... could you please resay that like the mombo #5 song?
jessicatheblack:

I_Am_Clockwork: My bud and I are considering splitting the starter box
Inquisitor_Xian: seems like they're in the real early stage but it could be fun
lamina5432: I still want the gundam minis game to start
betweenmyself:
now just need some rhythm dancing action and some romance options and this will be GOTY 
Vandristine: Starcraft content in 2026
Basic_Human_Decency: A warhammer 40k dating sim
Vandristine: wild
jessicatheblack:

I_Am_Clockwork: the minis look really good, and we both grew up playing broodwar
Aceviru:

jessicatheblack:
YEEE! 
jessicatheblack: TY!
e_bloc: more like queen of babes, amiright
rosesmcgee: just like me, fr fr
johnnylongtorso: as do we all
GamerCat88: weakeness discovered
BusTed: good headshot
duiker6:
good shot
Aceviru: Amazing
kingandcommoner:
Just the four of us 
drcthulu: he's got no head to headshot
Ferisar: your lil spaceman making the stealth noise for the backstab
mrbuzzfuzz: wow
betweenmyself:
whoopsie doodles 
matthaus_c:

Aceviru:

itira:

BusTed:

Rhynerd: if that one still had a head it would’ve been a great shot
NotCainNorAbel:

hypergirlie_hyperpop: :fb t
jessicatheblack:

ButButTheJesus:

lamina5432:

Rootpotato:

Ferisar: just shadowstep
7gorobei:

GamerCat88:

aClonedPickle: straight through the uprights
Thefluffiestguineapig:

ghyllnox: \o/
Vandristine: where's the Warcraft dating sim
niccus: +3
spurius: wizard
ButButTheJesus:
well I have to go bed, take care and catch yall later 
Krillin_fan: Clerics were so OP in 3.5
matthaus_c: Ray Of Sickness best spell
Basic_Human_Decency: Bard
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I appreciate a game that can get a spellblade/red mage correct
Robot_Bones: its not the healing he enjoys, its deciding who lives and who dies
noSmokeFire: in 3rd edition, clerics were like if fighters were goku
mrbuzzfuzz: i like thief
Ferisar: they were fighters who had access to game mechanics
BrowneePointz: I love me a good Gish or a Support Caster
theambivalentagender: I always go Sorcerer because I like to go no brain beep beep spells
HadesLeprechaun: I think once the oddities make the sound effect, you don't need to keep the relic pointed at it
rosesmcgee: I always played healer because nobody else wanted to or could be trusted
Forlorgen: adams religion is just punching
xantos69: Ranger
xantos69: Not if you paid me.
ghyllnox: I either go tank or glass cannon
Ferisar: outlaw
tehfewl: Warlock stinky
Ferisar: counterpoint
Fanklok: Adam you played a rogue on a Dice Friends
Vandristine: Pathfinder 2e has the Battle harbinger version of cleric which replaces the extra heal/harm spell with bless/bane and i think two other aura spells which is cool
goombalax: I bult a Loxodon Rogue, I love him so much
Vandristine: that or Warpriest
jessicatheblack: I'm replaying the Panalysit episde where Adam gets insulted by Jacob miss'classing him and start to realize that wasnt just a gag?
InconsiderateHat: NOOO, solving problems with dex is so satisfying tho!
Vinewood_OG: Adam, Kayfabe!
Fanklok: You know what, yeah you got me there
matthaus_c:
would you not have been paid for a Cleric 
niccus: wow, a paid actor
Ferisar: adam played outlaw, he can't hate it that much
I_Am_Clockwork: My preferred class is which ever one lets me leap off of tall buildings on top of a dingus and suplex them into next year
goombalax: monk
Robot_Bones: Wizards are never early
Vandristine: Magus my beloved
Vinewood_OG: A wizard is never early
glitched_goddess: warlock helps with that
Spades_Slicc: Oooh Ben wants the wizard payoff but not the buy in
Fanklok: May I introduce you to Rune Knight?
gawag_: thats why i prefer OSR style games, everyone is dogshit at the beginning
Basic_Human_Decency: I prefer multiclassing murder hobo and loot goblin
theambivalentagender: Every time I've tried, say, Warlock or Wizard, it just feels like Sorcerer with extra steps
I_Am_Clockwork: that's what Warlocks and Sorcs are for
NoxStryx: How about Unholy bullshit?
jessicatheblack:
@NoxStryx

rosesmcgee: Warlords in 4E were fun
lamina5432: I've become a bard player the last few years
TruPhantomAngel: I was going over classes with Ambi, and I don’t think I like warrior. it’s the vanilla of jobs to me. lol
lamina5432: just a lot of games don't have a good bard
I_Am_Clockwork: This game REALLY wants to be Marathon, huh?
niccus: would the last person on earth have a podcast
glitched_goddess: I’m getting ready to play a sorc in 3.5 who’s basically a pocket dragon
HondoTrigger: how's my second favorite LRR program doing?
I_Am_Clockwork: The titan of... TIME?
NoxStryx: Maybe it is just about the greek titan
Ferisar: whose domain is
Fanklok: Gotta say the laborious pace of the dialouge has lost it's charm
LithelyUnshod: @I_Am_Clockwork Beat me to it...
duiker6: kronos, the titan of eating babies
prince_infidel: The Titan of Time BEN?
lamina5432: c chronos is time probs
Ferisar: LOL
SkylerRingtail: Death to Chronos, etc.
Spades_Slicc: Game might be about eating your children
rosesmcgee: Maybe it's Qonos and you get to meet Klingons
Ferisar: "chronos the guy who chrones"
Fanklok: Adam is the God of Warhead
Robot_Bones: But like Chronos in that we will be eating our children
matthaus_c: it's all about Cronos but only the castration part
Sethalidos: Kronos is the Titan of Time
NoxStryx: @Ferisar Being chopped up and in tarterus
Thefluffiestguineapig: That new Hades 2 game Adam
TruPhantomAngel: It could be like Doctor Who Kronos…a large confused bird lady!
skintbint: ragnarok is a beautfiul game, makes me cry
BrowneePointz: with your love of Bwonsamdi in WoW you should check out the Sinner Rogue subclass from Legend of Avantris Ben. they’re like jinxy/cursed rogues
Inquisitor_Xian: it's really what he did best
BrowneePointz: also that’s Cronus
jessicatheblack: das true... dude has a wicked appetite
Rhynerd: @matthaus_c chronos: the new(ly removed) balls
betweenmyself:
brother’s starting up a campaign for his two oldest kids (14 and 12) and is running into the issue that they’re both making carbon copies of characters they like from the media they follow 
HondoTrigger: Saturn Devouring his Son, otherwise known as me eating shredded cheese straight from the bag at 2 AM
HadesLeprechaun: no it's what you asked for, shop and save point
noSmokeFire: Cronos, no h, is Zeus and co's actual dad and a harvest diety
itira: samsies
glitched_goddess: circle of the spore hype
duiker6: kronos didn't even chew. just slurped them babies down his throat whole
n3ther: I fucking love boomkin
Fanklok: Ok Boomkin
BrowneePointz: oh yea devourer demon hunter is out now, gotta try that
prince_infidel: That's a different titan. Kronos eats babies, Chronos does time
TruPhantomAngel: To quote The Master, “Come Kronos come!”
adept_nekomancer: Druid -- for when you just want to befriend a very angry squirrel.
Gekyouryuu: Ben, you just reminded me, I earlier tonight saw a picture of that painting "Saturn eating his boy" but the boy was edited out to be a coffee mug that says "Don't talk to me until I've had my son."
MacbethSeemsSus: For those unaware. Chronos and Kronos are different. Supergiant combined them for Hades 2.
n3ther: Druid best class
n3ther: hard to deviate
Inquisitor_Xian: I feel like its way more personal to ask what someones monster of the week playbook of choice is rather than their go to D&D class
kingandcommoner: So weird fact, the famous painting of chornos eating his kids was not actually called as such by its artist. they just found it in his home after he died and decided it was better to call it that than to admit it was probably just him being f8ed up
NoxStryx: @Gekyouryuu I love that meme
n3ther: game recognizes game
itira:

goombalax: druid was my first wow class
matthaus_c: ayo?
BrindleBoar: PoE2 Rhoa you say
BrowneePointz: @macbethseemssus Chronos and Cronus have been syncretized for thousands of years
Basic_Human_Decency: Druid is just another way of saying im not a furry but ..
theambivalentagender: I like druids alright but I also want to chain big dumb spell. Which is why I did Ele Sham in WoW.
Rexsplosion: Druid is my gatherer alt for sure
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: but what's your go-to powerset combo in City of Heroes?
Vinewood_OG: Worgen rogue was pretty sweet yearsss ago.
BrowneePointz:
what’s wrong with furries 
rosesmcgee: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Invuln/Energy Melee Tank
glitched_goddess: it’s 2026 we really still shitting on furries?
NoxStryx: @kingandcommoner Goya locked himself in his house and covered all his walls in paintings, including "Saturn Eating His Child" there was no hiding he was crazy
HondoTrigger: Power of not having back problems after 30
saucemaster5000: I could levitate 1/2 an inch
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @rosesmcgee nice, a bit of flair with the knockback
matthaus_c: I could get anywhere a smidge sooner than anyone expected
rosesmcgee: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Zero DPS but it was fun pre-ED patch
Fanklok: Why aren't we talking about a good MMO like Guildwars 1
Sethalidos: reality manipulation
BrowneePointz: Nightcrawler rules
Trymantha: Shadow manipulation would be cool
kingandcommoner: @NoxStryx Yes, but I bet it was easier to sell "Saturn Devouring his Children" than "Goya's unnamed Cannibalism work"
I_Am_Clockwork: then whats the difference between that and just running really fast?
Xed_Regulus: Temperal manipulation
theambivalentagender:
@Fanklok Because most folks in here are under 40 
HondoTrigger: in some versions when Nightcrawler teleports he's actually traversing through a demon dimension really quickly
hideki101: I've always been partial to portal creation
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @rosesmcgee elec/elec blaster for me, it was always a laugh to completely drain an archvillain's endurance and have them just stand there not able to use any abilities
I_Am_Clockwork: lol flash
BrowneePointz: woah woah, ONE Flash can do that
Sethalidos: entropy manipulation then
prince_infidel: Flash is so busted
I_Am_Clockwork: they had to give him a power boost to keep up with the rest of the JLA
NoxStryx: Worst powers of all time is Speedster follower by strechyness
Fanklok: @theambivalentagender So am I
rosesmcgee: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Heck yeah, the elec debuffs were dope
Basic_Human_Decency: Chloromancy
noSmokeFire: what if your super power was just forcing other supers to obey the laws of physics
goombalax: "It was ME Barry!"
glitched_goddess: flash didn’t need help to be stronger. give help to aqua man.
MWGNZ: what about Iceman being able to speed up the heat death of the universe?
Gekyouryuu: I'm reminded of an anime I saw as a kid where they eventually revealed the twist that the enemy's space teleportation abilities were actually a form of time travel
Faulpyr: I want healing so I don't have to worry about my body getting worse
betweenmyself: get into Blood Magic and open a dialysis clinic
rosesmcgee: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa what was your favorite movement set?
BrowneePointz: another Flash kinda can but she melts walls when she tries to vibrate through stuff
matthaus_c: really I just want to interface and talk with fungus
kingandcommoner: Worst power is Being Dead
Sethalidos: @glitched_goddess Aqua Man can control Cthulhu
Vandristine: Yeah Sauron
prince_infidel: Why is speedster a bad power @NoxStryx
BrowneePointz: Elixir??? I think from Xmen can do that
BrowneePointz: Sauron, he’s an X-men villain
Driosenth: Are the dinosaurs cancer free?
niccus: if you can shrink, everyone can be big
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @rosesmcgee they were all a lot of fun but flying just had a great feel to it
raulghoulia: and Sauron is a vampire
Fanklok: @BrowneePointz No that's the bad guy from Lord of the Rings
BrowneePointz: now they just have DINOSAUR cancer
Rootpotato: now they have dinosaur cancer
Vandristine: I mean X-Men during Krakoa had legit immortality basically
goombalax: maybe he will cure dino cancer
Vandristine: mutants could just respawn
Fanklok: Only pervs want to have shrinking powers
n3ther: he can grow too though
HondoTrigger: Ant man can also grow big
n3ther: which is much better
rosesmcgee: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa True, SS was kinda rough for vertical movement but I was a super jump fan.
Dr_fragenstien: well ant man keeps his strength when he gets small too
GamerCat88: hehe
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Vandristine Oh for sure, it's mega dumb
kingandcommoner: *yeah* he can
n3ther: bi-directional oh my
NoxStryx: Both speedster is so bad they they have to expand them into move so fast you control time or move so fast you pass through stuff. Just make them a time manipulator or teleporter
Basic_Human_Decency: Theres pills for what antman can do
ItsThugDimmadome: Talk about a size queen
varmintx0: what about those who go both ways? AD/DCs?
maclaglen: Ant-Man is size curious?
raulghoulia: Gi-Ant Man
EvilBadman: If you had healing others power you would be nab Ed by a government or corporation immediately
Fanklok: Marvel sure does love their propotional strength
n3ther: super speed has to be one of the best powers
SnowBuddy18: it's because he has the same mass but across a tiny area so it has more force
n3ther: or instant teleport but instant teleport has some caveats. you could teleport to your death...
Juliamon: I'd want some sort of movement augmentation. Like being able to jump like Mario or something. Something not terribly useful day-to-day so people wouldn't be hounding me for help, but which could come in handy for weird things like cleaning the pine needles off the roof.
Ferisar: bridges??
Ferisar: jeff???
NoxStryx: And strechy always ends up being changling with extra steps
duiker6: point-and-click adventure, really
raulghoulia: do you want keys? its this or keys
I_Am_Clockwork: double jump would get so many people into so much trouble
Juliamon:

ghyllnox: I barely use my single jump
matthaus_c: if you wanna double jump you just need to transition about it
RatherLargeToad: I can barely single jump
shendaras: Would double jump save you from fall damage?
Basic_Human_Decency: Thats still like just a foot off the ground
betweenmyself:
of we’re going with video game powers, just give me some i-frames and the ability to clip OOB if necessary 
duiker6: tri-tri-tri-triple kill
Fanklok: These monsters are idiots
betweenmyself: *if we’re going with…
HadesLeprechaun: double jump is only fun if your legs are also strong enough to survive the drop
raulghoulia: King Kai says never do a triple!
Ferisar: but ben....
Spades_Slicc: That's not how ER works
Ferisar: you die in elden ring if you do that...
Ferisar: yea
Spades_Slicc: Skong rules
duiker6: should use mario rules where you drop yoshi into the void to avoid fall damage
BrowneePointz: I’d love reality warping but I’d totally get balanced by the universe with insanity like Jamie Braddock(Psylocke’s older brother)
Saintnex: there are def games that let you do that, unfortunately ER is not one of those
BrindleBoar: just eat a salad
MrPipboy3000: Thats just called a bidet
betweenmyself: “clean break poops” aka more fiber in your diet
I_Am_Clockwork: save a mint in TP over the years
SnowBuddy18: no money spent on TP
hypergirlie_hyperpop: clean break poops / ghost poops is possible, just eat more fiber.
BrowneePointz: at that point No More Poops. just 100% utilization of nutrients
spurius: for me it would be commute teleport
rosesmcgee: Wiping is awful. Once you go bidet you can't go back
raulghoulia: net is not the issue with pooping
ghyllnox: Are you immune to diarrhea?
Ferisar: you can get a bidet
lamina5432: Adam has healthy guts he doesn't get messy dumps I'd bet
Basic_Human_Decency: The human bidet
Critterbot: I'd want to be able to eat as much as I want with no consequences.
Ferisar: hahaha
saucemaster5000: are you buying gold foiled toilet paper???
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 are you not
saucemaster5000: NO
rosesmcgee: You can get a washlet for home. They just attach to the water line.
raulghoulia: Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime thats why I poop on company time
MrPipboy3000: I hate pooping at the office ... my bidet rules
HadesLeprechaun: the problem with having a superpower *too* good is countries would try to capture and experiment on you, or use you
ghyllnox: Alright I'm on board
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 damn, that's not life
salamisuperstar: shotgun aquired
SnowBuddy18: @HadesLeprechaun only if they find out
duiker6: @HadesLeprechaun the problem with this trope is that it assumes countries are that competent, and they're really not
shendaras: Torch
Sethalidos: @raulghoulia more like boss makes a Million I make a dime but I echo the sentiment
Basic_Human_Decency: Suit
BrowneePointz: speaking of superpowers I still can’t believe in X-Men First Class they killed the one mutant that CAN’T BE KILLED
SnowBuddy18: it's almost 4 shotgun shots
I_Am_Clockwork: we got em
HadesLeprechaun: you can also just buy ammo in in this store, if you haven't seen the tab
betweenmyself:
just gimme the ability to give any food a taste/texture that I can tolerate; I got too many food hangups 
Saintnex: imo a shotgun irl is also generally way more dangerous compared to a handgun lol
Sethalidos: ooh banana
I_Am_Clockwork: I could eat fresh oranges, that'd be novel
saucemaster5000: I curse you all food taste like cucumbers!
prince_infidel: If everything is delicious nothing is delicious
MacbethSeemsSus: Do you still have allergies?
gawag_: you already have this power within you if you arent a coward
ghyllnox: I wouldn't be able to tell when something's off
I_Am_Clockwork: @saucemaster5000 nuuuuuu
duiker6: mmm delicious mold
BrowneePointz: My other one would be full cellular level shapeshifting which also comes with the side effect of functions immortality
HadesLeprechaun: yeah it's just 2 types of resource to make all the things in different combinations
saucemaster5000: variety is the joy of life
goombalax: hearing a lot of people eating untasty food
protojman: what about bad texture/mouthfeel
I_Am_Clockwork: wait... does everything taste delicious.... everything *waggles eyebrows*
BrowneePointz: functional*
Forlorgen: would eating like dumpster food be delicious then?
Basic_Human_Decency: Whats stopping you from licking everything
matthaus_c: does your saliva taste delicious all the time
Krillin_fan: Common sense?
Saintnex: @ghyllnox hold up yea, that’s a really good point, things not tasting good is a important way to know if something is off/bad
NotCainNorAbel: I think I'd rather have that all food provides the correct amount what is needed.
duiker6: "my superpower is lying to myself"
goombalax: people eat tasty things that are bad for them all the time
betweenmyself: @Basic_Human_Decency Corona… Also don’t want to get on a watchlist
lamina5432: I'm a texture person so even good taste isn't everything
I_Am_Clockwork: oh the Mr Fusion stomach
Rhynerd: honestly, I could probably use that enjoy everything power. would fix how picky my taste is now.
rosesmcgee: If anything, everything being delicious voids a shitload of evolutionary gains
prince_infidel: Adam's cooking
Dr_fragenstien: our sense of taste helps us tell what's toxic or not though, I think it would be a nerf. Imagine not knowing if your milk went bad
ghyllnox: I can just eat bread!
RedAlexxis: yeah
ItsThugDimmadome: Nutrient mush? Nah
RedAlexxis: I bet that would bite
ghyllnox: Not at that point, no
saucemaster5000: I want clock king's superpower -- just absolute impeccable timing for everything
ItsThugDimmadome: Maybe if I wantd to body build
BrowneePointz: as someone who deals with intense flavor fatigue you do not want that
BrowneePointz: it fucking suuuuucjs
theambivalentagender: Yeah but if everything suddenly tasted good....I would want to taste things just to know what they tasted like now. Do rocks taste like pop rocks? Does tree bark taste like peppermint bark?
hypergirlie_hyperpop: I would give up flavor, I already don't like eating.
wiganlass: I lost my sense of taste for like 2 months when I had covid it sucked
saucemaster5000: what is a butt if not two heads pressed together
rosesmcgee: As someone who believes food should be an adventure, I already think all food is delicious
SnowBuddy18: @theambivalentagender is tree bark not just cinnamon?
Ferisar: there's hero shooters i can just go play when i want to
theambivalentagender: @SnowBuddy18 A very specific tree bark maybe
I_Am_Clockwork: I'm burned out on competative shooters in general
varmintx0: I've wanted a new Unreal Tournament for like 15 years.
BrowneePointz: I’m tired of hero shooter getting used as a blanket statement for a bunch of VERY not connected games
lamina5432: can we have a hero melee game?
HadesLeprechaun: first big fight
Rhynerd: i mean, UT was never a hero shooter last time I checked.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: UT2003/4 had a billion characters, it could *be* a hero shooter but probably shouldn't
Ferisar: 2026 the year of rts
Ferisar: let's go
Ferisar: idk if the new dow comes out this year actually
Rhynerd: only time we had a hero arena shooter was Quake Champions to my knowledge
I_Am_Clockwork: oooh myy goooood
BrowneePointz: I’m just excited for next month’s Pokemon direct
betweenmyself:
note: the original message was to make all tastes/textures *tolerable* to me. One of my autistic expressions is pronounced aversion to otherwise acceptable foodstuffs 
johnnylongtorso: it's like every enemy is the thing from Dead Space that reanimates corpses
rosesmcgee: "Explore the area to find fun new places to die"
BrowneePointz: next month is 30th anniversary
prince_infidel: Break?
kingandcommoner: probably learnign about he new starts
Fanklok: I'm starting to think this game might not be very good
UtilityPunk: Skip a gen and announce gen 1+1
Ferisar: barrelll
rosesmcgee: This game is looking like a strong contender for least satisfying combat
MacbethSeemsSus: So much fruit sounds
Fanklok: The last loading screen tip said your suit is immune to flames. Which might include the barrels
HadesLeprechaun: It's much more survival horror than Dead Space which is more of just a shooter. You really need to line up the headsets, and use the charged shots when you can
lamina5432: he sure looks like a handful hohohoho
salamisuperstar: It's got two face, that's sick
wiganlass: hey Ben any plans to play the fatal frame 2 remake when it releases?
duiker6: long-distance grapple
Ferisar: hmm
Ferisar: explosions might still hurt
duiker6: science!
Krillin_fan: now write it down so it's science!
Ferisar: maybe
goombalax: you are not immune to Poppa-tanka
Fanklok: If it's real science it needs to be repeated
betweenmyself:
one test does not a compelling sample size make 
Rhynerd: i think the only Fatal Frame LRR played on stream was the 3DS one that used it’s AR system.
UtilityPunk:
Honestly, I die when someone takes my photo too, so I get how the ghosts feel 
wiganlass: no fatal frame since Alex played mask of the lunar eclipse years ago
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think Beej played a fatal frame with Alex maybe?
betweenmyself: need an on-rails Fatal Frame where nothing attacks you… a horror Pokemon Snap, if you will
e_bloc: I want to dum dum get away
UtilityPunk:
@betweenmyself Gotta rope some smalltime indie Godot devs into it 
BrindleBoar: @betweenmyself non-Fatal Frame
wiganlass: @thefluffiestguineapig yes it was the mask one one the Wii
saucemaster5000: It's whimsical this way
MacbethSeemsSus: It wasn't a good vault door. Cheapest bidder
betweenmyself: vault door made of futuristic tinfoil; these are artisanal crafted doors from the old country
Basic_Human_Decency: A door that is always open is just a hole
lamina5432: I’ll wait till it’s out since it’s supposed to be free to play
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Basic_Human_Decency may be, but "my hole is always open" means something else.
jessicatheblack:

Forlorgen: looks like next home stream is solved lol
HadesLeprechaun: I forget the exact number based on upgrades, but regular enemies should be like 2 charged headshots and maybe a melee/stomp, and one charged shotgun shot
noSmokeFire: poe2 doesn't work with steam family sharing, sadly
Saragnon: I've been playing so much PoE 2 lately
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: speaking of aRPGs, new Grim Dawn expansion coming this year, maybe resurrect the gang...?
lamina5432: is it because it’s EA?
Vandristine: EA or need a GGG account as well maybe?
Forlorgen: apt 29
Basic_Human_Decency: Apartment 92
SnackPak_: remember what?
e_bloc: but where is the key to our heart
drcthulu: he can't ban us all
EvilBadman: The game publishers can deny steam family sharing
e_bloc: apt 29 but bruno mars
Rhynerd: block 34 apt 29
saucemaster5000: Adam is punishing the Memento guy
noSmokeFire: I think POE2 might do couch co-op, which could be an option...?
jessicatheblack:

gibbousm: gone for a bit, how are things?
Fanklok: Oh right Ben! The team that did Mariomon has a few other ROM hacks, Too Many Types and Too Many Types 2
Vandristine: Ive been playing the Roguelike mod for Starcraft 2, honestly fun. SC2 modding is crazy now
Aceviru: He's gaming
Dog_of_Myth:

goombalax: Ringout!
betweenmyself: get felled, dummy
goombalax: kai...zo?
Fanklok: There's multiple Pokemon roguelikes
Fanklok: Pokerogue and Emerald Rogue
Kramburger: The problem with Kaizo is that you end up getting interrupted by Boshy time
Basic_Human_Decency: This implies you've been fighting nudists this whole time
jessicatheblack: is there a pokemon thats more like a traditional jrpg with your entire party in play? and you have a front row and a back row?
I_Am_Clockwork: got that lariat hitbox
Inquisitor_Xian: My partner got me a little emulator machine for xmas and i'm playing a pokemon game for the first time! Heartgold!
SmithKurosaki: @jessicatheblack Not quite what you're looking for, but Cassette Beasts is duos\
HadesLeprechaun: try a charged headshot, charged leg shot, will knock them down, then stomp
SmithKurosaki: Monster Sanctuary and Aethermancer by Moi Rai are also Monster collection games
jessicatheblack: @SmithKurosaki thanks! I do like Duo's more
Basic_Human_Decency: Cassette beasts is so good
frank_the_great: Howdy Ben, howdy Adam! Chat.
Gekyouryuu: I need to find and play the Pokemon version of Nobunaga's Ambition
MacbethSeemsSus: Definitely seeing the Blooper team jank
CaptainCoriale: oh yeah, pokemon conquest. I wonder if i still have my copy...
e_bloc: my kid doesnt know how to play pokemon, but he got some cards from his friends. since his favorite is charizard i just buy charizards that look cool but are dirt cheap
HadesLeprechaun: Stephanie Sterling gave Cronos top 5 games of the year
SmithKurosaki: Infinite Fusion is a fun romhack, but mostly same mechanics/plot as Gen 1
Thefluffiestguineapig: I thought this game didn't come out till this year
Fanklok: These monsters got the Kingdom Hearts health bars
betweenmyself: @Thefluffiestguineapig quick search says September 2025 release
frank_the_great: Do you remember?
frank_the_great: That'd work on me
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Tormented Souls 2 came out late last year
Thefluffiestguineapig: @betweenmyself Man what even is time
betweenmyself:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Why is time? 
frank_the_great: I miss the pondering the orb meme. It was a gooder
RelwinEJ: Oscar would appreciate those dents
e_bloc: def wouldn't find that behind a winkey's
Fanklok: Clearly the barrel was set to stun
rosesmcgee: Fire barrel, your one explicit weakness
UtilityPunk: The enemy: "Two punches!"
betweenmyself: some Demon Souls run back gameplay here
Fanklok: Who else watched the 40k new year preview?
Fanklok: They gave Prince Yriel a duel disc
Rhynerd: i did!
MrPipboy3000: I like how "Dying and respawning so now you know whats coming" is a mechanic you can hang a game on, and not just every platformer we grew up playing ...
MacbethSeemsSus: Say it back.
e_bloc: you say goodbye, I say hello
niccus: oh like the fmv game
frank_the_great: I hate to say goodbye, but I love watching the shambling zombie-like corpse go
MacbethSeemsSus: It's easy to get gains when you can just absorb it.
gibbousm: If evil why thicc?
WiJohn: Nothing is less scary than having to run back to the same annoying fight repeatedly
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: a strong argument for horror games not being 12+ hours long
frank_the_great:
They should make a horror game where you're stuck in a time loop 
Aceviru:

e_bloc: innnn space
gibbousm: They're still making Dark Pictures games?
frank_the_great: Hell yeah, love all the dark picture games
itira:

SkylerRingtail: Adam's character can die drifting off into the void of space
e_bloc: they are a cash cow
rosesmcgee: This thing is all butthole
e_bloc: or prolapsed
glitched_goddess: you can tell that butt is broken because it has a crack in it
HadesLeprechaun: my patience for dying in games in very low, so I almost always play on the easiest difficulty in games, I've only died once in this game so far to the first boss, but every encounter has felt tense and I'm always low on resources by the end
frank_the_great: Man, remember the werewolf one where they broke the ending?
chaos5896: "anal fishers" was a hell of a time to walk in XD
Aceviru: Thank you for your service Ben
oyleslyck:
Greetings chat. Golden kappa blesses you with good vibes 
Juliamon: fissures, chaos5896
chaos5896: o7
RelwinEJ: Dark Cloud 2 taught you how to fight two enemies at once
jessicatheblack: I love it when pokemon evolve into a Kronenburg
kumatsu: I do hate weapon degradation as a mechanic
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Mai_Andra: "skeleton axe!"
VrolikSyndrome: >.>
VrolikSyndrome: <.<
BusTed: 🤔
kumatsu: this has been the long con, I'm here to take Adam out
frank_the_great: Big PS2 is coming for you
MacbethSeemsSus: I guess if one of us is a snitch, all of us are.
saucemaster5000: I've been calling the company daily
UtilityPunk: Adam is a bonafide certified gamer
Inquisitor_Xian: My submission for games that should be brought back from the dead is the Mercinaries games. Rip Pandemic Studios
NotCainNorAbel: Sorry I have borrowed your copy for so long
saucemaster5000: Is it narcing if I just say I'm doing it?
HadesLeprechaun: my fine in college was losing access to the internet in my room, so I had to go to the lab for a whole semester. They said they tracked illegal downloading to an iphone. I didn't even own a smartphone at the time
matthaus_c: chefs can't be narcs, the best kitchen staff are criminals
Fanklok: Don't be ridiculous, why would Adam buy ammo when he can buy upgrades so he uses less ammo
rosesmcgee: The name of the handgun makes me thing of Romeo and Juliet, the one from the 90s
Thefluffiestguineapig: @rosesmcgee Romeo+Juliet? I think it was called? Thats the one bafflingly my 9th grade english teacher decided to show us
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Thefluffiestguineapig Baz Lurman's Romeo + Juliet rules
HadesLeprechaun: I was like, my smartest device is my Zune HD
rosesmcgee: @Thefluffiestguineapig The very same. I just remember the Sword 9mm
MacbethSeemsSus: All 4 of you
Krillin_fan: there are dozens of you!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Comcast sent us a letter about how much piracy my house had been doing when the main Garry's Mod download site switched to torrents
PhilanthropyLich: My dorms in college had a screening room with internet until the university caught some downloading (not torrenting) GoT in there
DaFhaye: I loved my zune
rosesmcgee: So was Windows Phone but here we are
Ferisar: i had a zune
e_bloc: I was a zen micro guy
Ferisar: i liked my brick
tehfewl: Zune Enjoyer
gibbousm: Better system, but Apple had waaaaay better marketing
hypergirlie_hyperpop: I got my brother's hand-me-down zune after he got a device that could run Spotify.
DaFhaye: Actually I still have my Zune somewhere
NoxStryx: Creative Zen Vision M!
HadesLeprechaun: I had the special edition Halo 3 OG brick Zune!
Juliamon: Creative Zen series for life
rosesmcgee: Live Tiles and the Message Hub. Man it was a golden age.
LithelyUnshod: I also had a Zen.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh hell yeah I had a little Zen
NoxStryx: @Juliamon Hell, yeah. I still have my Vision M
e_bloc: hell yeah, I honestly didn't expect anyone to have a zen
duiker6: really?
BrindleBoar: baneling baiting
Fanklok: Get ready to fight 2 guys and a horde of babies
duiker6: @BrindleBoar banelings were at least cool enough to roll
MacbethSeemsSus: Windows 8
rosesmcgee: Windows 8
Vinewood_OG: 8. The blighted one.
rosesmcgee: 8.1 was actually a huge improvement
DaFhaye: Ugh I hated 8
MrSarkhan: It was optimized for tablets. 8.1 was the real desktop version.
DaFhaye: As soon as they gave the option to make it look like 7 again I jumped for it
rosesmcgee: But as shitty as 8 was, the UI was really good for mobile
NoxStryx: 8 was so bad they skipped 9
Mai_Andra: when Microsoft decided that desktops were obsolete somehow and tried to force everyone onto a tablet OS...
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I went from XP to 7 and 7 to 10
MacbethSeemsSus: Wow
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Mai_Andra They're doing the same with the next Windows becoming an "agentic" AI-focused OS.
maclaglen: Windows 8 aesthetic was made to look like your smartphone. MS was banking on people moving away from PC and using more mobile device.
e_bloc:

LithelyUnshod: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa I held onto 98 until I had to get XP. Even then, I downloaded a skin to make it look like 98.
NoxStryx: @maclaglen I wish game companies would abandon Windows at this point
a__travisty: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa I did xp to 10 pretty much and now have switched to linux
lamina5432: I kind of want a face, the mask aint really doing it for mw
MacbethSeemsSus: Getting attacked by the one-week showerers.
HadesLeprechaun: not in the original first game
BusTed: john halo
Basic_Human_Decency: Someone is gonna mod googly eyes on the helm
Aceviru: It's almost like the mask serves a purpose
jessicatheblack: doom guy
mulligan2six: Resident evil 7/8
HadesLeprechaun: it starts on the back of Isaacs head, and he puts the helmet on before you see him. They show him a lot more in the remake
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa:
@jessicatheblack his face is in the UI the entire time 
NoxStryx: For some reason in my head Isaac was black, i always forget we see him at the beginning
BusTed: bring back DoomGuy
Scrubbodiestobears: Doom guy's face is in the middle of the UI in the very first game
Dr_fragenstien: you literally see doomguy's face first thing in the first game
Mai_Andra:
Karl Urban? 
detectiveYarmas: you see doom guy's face all the time in original doom
Fanklok: Ethan doesn't have a face
frank_the_great: Gordon Freeman, kinda
rosesmcgee: Yeah, doom guy's face is how you know how hurt you are
NoxStryx: @jessicatheblack Doom Guys face is litterally part of the UI
HadesLeprechaun: Isaac literally doesn't talk in the whole first game, just in the remake
chaos5896: @Dr_fragenstien i thought the same thing
Rootpotato: halo and doom, both franchises that have shown the main characters face
Scrubbodiestobears: do you ever actually see Gordon Freeman's face in HL1 without multiplayer?
Fanklok: Speaking of RE8 though, there's the DLC for that
mulligan2six: Like the resident evil 8 update that let you be 3rd person haha
Vinewood_OG: "Well, take off!"
matthaus_c: ask sonic the hedgehog
Robot_Bones: quickly\
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Scrubbodiestobears on the boxart, depending on which version
Sethalidos: vewry carefully and fast
shendaras: maybe some sort of treadmill situation?
e_bloc: I'm a big fan of take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
Basic_Human_Decency: You do it lockstep with your bros
Dog_of_Myth: No respect for the one v one
jessicatheblack: they tryin to GETCHA!
NotCainNorAbel:
500
thatguysteve2709: Ggs gamers
Aceviru: Then big arms
Juliamon: so many organs!
jessicatheblack:
GGs thanks for the lovely stream 
xantos69:
50 Bits
Dog_of_Myth:

lamina5432: keep all your hands on the pulse like the zombies
itira: freedom
betweenmyself:

Mai_Andra: Lorwyn hype
Robot_Bones: LRRM-TUG
Gekyouryuu: G and Cori, iirc
TheFreak013: Both silk and song in one stream?
matthaus_c: Routine was so sick
Aceviru: Hell yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hell yeah!!!!
shendaras:

Thefluffiestguineapig: That game was amazing last week
Robot_Bones: He got those diamond hands?
Krillin_fan: Adam what're you jamming in the new Phrecia league?
lamina5432: these are so fun
DeM0nFiRe: aw yiss
jessicatheblack: Hek Ya!
jessicatheblack: that sounds like fun magic :3
BusTed:

rosesmcgee: Mickey mouse terrifies me
mulligan2six: They have a nightmare before christmas stage!
e_bloc: every stream gets on pass
Robot_Bones: have you seen Goofy? Horrifying
public_key_reveal_party: Rhythm Cafe can do what they want, because no one wants to question Heather or Ian
betweenmyself: I dunno, there’s some pretty spoopy stuff in Hingdom Kearts…
NoxStryx: I mean...kingdom hearts is a horror upon our existance
DeM0nFiRe: nice nice
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lamina5432: gnight
betweenmyself:
“This looks like a good spot to find some ingredients!” 
itira: thanks for the stream! have a good night all
CookieMonk115: Thanks for the stream
Dog_of_Myth:

Aceviru: o/
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
empyreon:

Rhynerd: have a good one!
Vinewood_OG:

lamina5432: time to hang out here
rosesmcgee: I can stay here, you're not my dad
Rhynerd: thanks for the stram!
Robot_Bones: rebooting
Mai_Andra:
and by "it," well... 
Thefluffiestguineapig: And hot mic
Mai_Andra:
That's some juicy background noise... 
lamina5432: I think its the game
Basic_Human_Decency: Sure is moist
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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Rhynerd: stay around, and listen to the stream undulate
rosesmcgee: I should call her
Rhynerd: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Damn, I was hoping they would just leave it on overnight
Thefluffiestguineapig: They've done that before
Juliamon: Paul has a killswitch now
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Juliamon That makes so much sense 
lamina5432: I still remember the entertaining morning where the stream got accidentally turned on by a cleaner
Thefluffiestguineapig: If anyone wants to watch more nonsense Heather and Cori are streaming a puzzle game
Thefluffiestguineapig: There's a lot of "wait how many points does the star have" and "just memorize it"
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