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TheMerricat: So I didn't get to try out Lorwyn on Arena yesterday, but from reading Reddit it sounds like there is a trash fire. Art assets fucked upped, the wrong packs being given for the mastery. The ads for the bundles are wrong....
ladyjessica: Kathleen is a lore winner.
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TheMerricat it disconnected me twice in 20 mins this morning 
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TXC2:
TheMerricat oh also, MWM was jumpstart this week, and you couldn't change the basic lands you got, so for my R/B deck, I got 6 planes
TXC2: here we GO!
Aceviru: Fish!
TXC2: Hello Graham and Cori
TheMerricat: Yeah I heard that the new Jumpstart packs weren't at all tuned for the cards actually in each pack, making some choices completely unviable.
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Aceviru: o/
pleonasticTautology: LORWYN
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CobaltShuriken: YAY NO MATH
cmdrzellgaudis: Lorwyn!!!!
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rammfan2394: @loadingreadyrun good evening
BrowneePointz: Happy Lorwyn on Arena day but also all TMNT rares officially revealed cuz of the whoopsie day
stippledotter: Lorwyn Shadowmoor sounds so much like someone's first d&d character
Flyingdelorion: Hello Graham, Kathleen, chat!
TXC2: !dragonshield
TXC2: !patreon
Flyingdelorion: Sorry I meant Cori!!!
rammfan2394: Dragon shield is amazing
TXC2: !store
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Diabore: BIG AGREE G
cmdrzellgaudis: Whoa
Foxmar320: huh?
CobaltShuriken: weird
Wiliart: The seeded packs are seeded for colour, not for kindred type.
TXC2: they did this with Avatar, I thought it was neat
rammfan2394: Merfolk dude
public_key_reveal_party:
Jethrain: Seedled
Wiliart: I opened like 5 red goblins in my elemental pick..
Foxmar320: Well done chat
dolphgrim: The merfolk are beautiful
Meark: based chat
TXC2: 3 way tie....well done chat
anclag: good job chat!
CobaltShuriken: classic chat
otakubox0: After the pool the game does tell you how much of the kindred you have that you picked, which is neat I guess
cmdrzellgaudis: Or pick the lowest
Foxmar320: I didn't vote so I pick the best one
Mangledpixel: gobgobgobgobgobgob
rammfan2394: Gobos in 3 color options in this set
dolphgrim: Mmm 1 goblin
TXC2:
Arena doesn't do sounds anymore
Wiliart: See, and elf, an elemental and a goblin for the "goblin" pack.
dolphgrim: Elves wins
tsp397: Elves!
rammfan2394: New elves/or gulgari stuff
TXC2: waster of tares
cmdrzellgaudis: Cool. I voted for Elves and I feel like that’s where we’re going
BrowneePointz: mass hysteria stapled to weird Mana Flare
Diabore: FOUR cursecrafters
TXC2: this weird rabbit, with the head of an elk, and the body.....of an elk
dolphgrim: Who up spewing chaos?
rammfan2394: Uh oh lol
Diabore: anything worth splashing green for?
BrowneePointz: the hurlers are pretty darn good if we’re heavy on blight
rammfan2394: So you need a double strike enchantment
rammfan2394: Lol
public_key_reveal_party: Mmm fermented goblin
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VikingEngineering : holy… that’s a lot of curses to catch
Decaped: what, 3 turns of blight for that enchantment to be good?
dolphgrim: Don't play lava leaper. It = death
drrek0: My opponent played lava leaper against me and it did.... not go well for them
BrowneePointz: uncommon Piledrver baby!!!
TXC2:
I remember when that was rare....had pro blue as well, but still
BrowneePointz: we’ve got stompy and feastling for gobbos too
dolphgrim: The noggle is a treat
pleonasticTautology: to be fair
pleonasticTautology: there was only one ouphe in the original megablock
rammfan2394: Goblin Goblin Tales Going to hear a Goblin Tale Come along and take my hand We're off to Goblin Land
Gekyouryuu: It's like how few foxes and badgers and stuff got cards in Bloomburrow
BrowneePointz: there were several Noggles in Shadowmoor/Eventide so they HAD to have a cameo Cori
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Bagelpanda: Yay Lorwyn AND Goblins?!
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iris_of_ether: I will say that I haven't been on Arena in years at this point, and I instantly bought the elemental Commander deck because I'm that kind of sicko
TehAmelie: what's up ya mudbutts (affectionate)
Gekyouryuu: Mud, Butt, and Curse Tosser
A_Dub888: Are we Lorwinning fam!?
TXC2: hello TehAmelie welcome
TXC2: !greetings
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BrowneePointz: if we have a lot of blight do we want a hurler at top end?
Seventy111: Just joining... um... beg pardon
MegaDosX: Herald's Horn but surveil-ish
dolphgrim: You wouldn't cut a goblin... 🥺
Decaped: 4 mana draw two?
MWGNZ: that one goblin has a chance to get +34/+0
rammfan2394: That would be good with Marwyn
A_Dub888: @LRRbot excuse me, I identify as a Foodgorger Weird, thank you very much
MegaDosX: I know this is sealed, but hearing "the only fixing we have is this shock land" is still eminently funny
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SolarBlitz1: As many months as goblins
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MegaDosX: The dash in front is meant to denote the boolean "not", so "-t:cr" should be "not type cr"
Strebenherz: What format we doing, draft?
MegaDosX: That's so weird
Jethrain: @Strebenherz seeded sealed
TXC2: stippledotter seeded sealed
DiamondMX: What's "seeded" in sealed?
BrowneePointz: do we want one of those blight giants to hurl our gobbos to the skies?
DiamondMX: Ah, I see.
Strebenherz: Gotcha gotcha ty
rammfan2394: Interesting
Strebenherz: I'll take the goblins, I'll give them a home
MegaDosX: Sounds very goblin coded
TXC2: the answer
VikingEngineering : stomping seems like a cut
SolarBlitz1: We have some draw to help go through quicker than a normal 40
Decaped: I predict we draw that tarfire late and wish it was anything else.
BrowneePointz: Frank Karsten has a very famous article where he shows it’s not until like 43/44 cards does it appreciably affect your probability
undecided44: I ran 42 at the local pre-release... because I also ran 3 of the 2/2 lifelink elf that mills 2 on ETB
Strebenherz: Goblin their lorwyn until they blight
A_Dub888: I find LoadingReadyRun interesting
TXC2: A_Dub888 damn, gottem
CobaltShuriken: he lor on my wyn til I eclipse?
iris_of_ether: I have a book called "Because Internet" that I still need to read
RayFK: Someone has to
MegaDosX: Fascinating trade
Cephallope: LoadingReadyRun is an interesting case study
TXC2: lifelink does a lot in limited
Gekyouryuu: "I'm an etymologist who specializes in the Ent language. An ENTemologist, if you will." "I won't, because you're wrong."
Mangledpixel: fun linguistic fact: English is one of the few languages to have in-fix expletives, as in "abso-freaking-lutely"
RayFK: Graham you sounded very David Byrne there
RayFK: "What did they do? Well, how did they do it"
MegaDosX: I like this plan
BrowneePointz: Graham, can you give us your best “Same as it ever was….” for comparison
loufghyslaufey:
Does 
at least knows who that is?
BrowneePointz: in case you ARE David Byrne in disguise
loufghyslaufey:
Do you know who that "David" is, ?
iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
TehAmelie: let me tell you about infixes, as a Scandinavian. . .
public_key_reveal_party: So by the transitive property, Graham sounds like he owes Ian money
Cephallope: ONE of the men who owe Ian money
Jundinator: Hi Graham. Did we draft?
TehAmelie: *casually constructs a compound word with about seven terms*
TXC2: TehAmelie maybe we got it from the Norse then?
TXC2: Jundinator seeded Sealed
Jundinator: Seeded how?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I think, empirically speaking, Graham *does* owe Ian money
TXC2: Jundinator two of the packs are weighted towards one of the colour combos
TehAmelie: well, we got it from the Germans
A_Dub888: is it not shocking because there aren’t any Shock Lands?
Jundinator: Huh. Weirdge.
BrowneePointz: we may have traded too greedily and too deep
Jundinator: Is this a midweek magic thingy?
TXC2: Jundinator nope, it's a new set thing
Cephallope: Live by the goblin, die by the goblin
Jogela: That is 4 through
Spades_Slicc: Instinctive treefolk butt fighting
MegaDosX: Wheee
CobaltShuriken: NEAT
Strebenherz: F
Jundinator: Not sure i like random seeded sealed. Thats not how its meant to work
EvilBadman: G is Doran pilled,ent maxing
MegaDosX: Graham no
MegaDosX: That way lies danger
rammfan2394: At least it was -2 and not -40
Diabore: bo3 is real sealed iirc
Jundinator: So rules question. How does blight interact with Solemnity
BrowneePointz: it doesn’t
GredGredmansson: !card solemnity
LRRbot: Solemnity [2W] | Enchantment | Players can't get counters. / Counters can't be put on artifacts, creatures, enchantments, or lands.
BrowneePointz: solemnity says no
Diabore: wrong one
Jundinator: Does it make it so you simply can't blight, or do you still blight and just nothing happens
GredGredmansson: there's a blue tapdown enchantment in this set that similarly prevents counters from being placed on that creature
Diabore: the kithkin is the 2 or lower cant block one
GredGredmansson: @Jundinator i think it depends on whether the blight is a cost or an effect
Gekyouryuu: Off topic: Cori, have you been following the news about new Gavan?
Jundinator: @GredGredmansson Figures
Jundinator: @Gekyouryuu New Gavan?
GredGredmansson: did a quick lookup, seems to be some sort of Toku series
Diabore: oh right, heads up, apparently the animated battlefield has a memory leak issue, because smal indie company etc etc
Gekyouryuu: @Jundinator Super Space Sheriff Gavan Infinity. New show replacing Super Sentai in a few weeks
BrowneePointz: yea there’s only a few costs, that guy, Auntie Ool’s ward etc
Jundinator: Btw, thoughts on the TMNT situation
Jundinator: Oh lovely
BrowneePointz: print shop errors sometimes happen and it’s unfortunate
TXC2: Jundinator I assume that'll be covered in TTC
bytecaster: Oh no, shadowmoor is leaking
MegaDosX: Everything is kicker or flying
Jethrain: it's like kicker, except you're kicking your own creatures in the shins
TXC2: I wonder if the memory leak is due to this moving with health thing
steelwind47: I did that once with Maralyn on the field.
raulghoulia: if blight is kicker does that make vivid horsemanship?
BrowneePointz: Irish flute and Uilleann Pipes even! and I think there’s a Bodhran as well
Diabore: i had morcants eyes and maralen yesterday in a draft, i think the best i did was exile 10 in a turn
Spades_Slicc: !card gristle glutt
LRRbot: Gristle Glutton [1R] | Creature — Goblin Scout [1/3] | {T}, Blight 1: Discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
BrowneePointz: sorry Bodhrán
steelwind47: @Diabore My record was 16.
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Diabore: 8 elves, ah ah ah
public_key_reveal_party: Oh
GredGredmansson: 0 elves
ghizmou: oh
MegaDosX: Oh right this card
Jundinator: Mass reanimator baby
stippledotter: Oh
iris_of_ether:
Diabore: nope
pleonasticTautology: oh yeah i'm running that in my elf reanimator deck
sum_farquad: nice topdecs
idontgetmyrealname: good news: 0 elves in graveyard
GredGredmansson: silly opponent they are turning off their morcant's eyes
liamlabanane: oh no
Diabore: what the helf
Jethrain: Each!?
BrowneePointz: yea my buddy had this and elves in his pre re pool and went 3-1 cuz of it
Dromos_GHG: woah
public_key_reveal_party:
Welp 
raulghoulia: nonsymetrical patriarchs bidding. what a racket
MegaDosX: It's like an asymmetrical Patriarch's Bidding
Jundinator: Welp we are so deadge
TXC2:
it's the opposite of a board wipe, a board fill
Spades_Slicc: On the plus side the cursecatcher is gonna do some work
kristian_fischer: Do horses on this plane Lorwhinny?
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GredGredmansson: you can't really double block profitably here
sum_farquad: top deck your bloodline bidding
sum_farquad: thats a swamp
EpicJackN64: pew pew concede
TXC2: also Jundinator looked it up, here's the rule from Solemnity that is relevant: If the cost of an ability or an additional cost of a spell requires putting counters on an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land, that cost can’t be paid. If a resolving spell or ability says that a player may put counters on one of those objects, that player can’t choose to do so."
MegaDosX: Sure is
MegaDosX: Eight mana convoke mass reanimate is very cool
GredGredmansson: @TXC2 oh so its no for both ways
TXC2: GredGredmansson up, it's a full on nonbo
Sethalidos: Here be Gerblins
TXC2: pro tip: do NOT pull nose hairs
EpicJackN64: The kids aren't resonating with immolation like they used to
ghizmou: you tend to be immolated only once
A_Dub888: @ghizmou YOIO
sum_farquad: yes when oko makes a zombie
TXC2:
sum_farquad to the tune of when a man loves a woman 
MegaDosX: It rips gloom
TehAmelie: i can see the panic ensuing in the writers' room when they decided on "one of them"
bytecaster: My gloom, ripped
TehAmelie: the fear when they thought of multiplying token generators
JKBalch: Are you?
public_key_reveal_party: I like that a pretty significant portion of your damage is coming from your own creatures dying
TXC2: having fun? sounds illegal
MegaDosX: Oh that's funny
GredGredmansson: pick that card, get rid of their other cards
Spades_Slicc: !card lasting tarfire
LRRbot: Lasting Tarfire [1R] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each end step, if you put a counter on a creature this turn, this enchantment deals 2 damage to each opponent.
MWGNZ:
Amazonian: rip
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Spades_Slicc: why couldn't they print tarfire in One?
TXC2: Hello Raiders
JKBalch: Huh, decision paralysis is a killer
TehAmelie: think, think, concede
lkw_sports: LRR Let's GO!!
Amazonian: hiiim I just finished doing faerie things
Jundinator: AMY RAIDERS
Amazonian: my god that's a lot of 2/3s
Diabore: its been going
TXC2: hello Amazonian welcome
Jundinator: You just missed mass reanimator
Amazonian: That's how you know we're magic boomers, we get excited about 2 mana 2/3s
BaronBytes: a brawl of elves and fairies
ContingentCat: we chose vio- I mean goblins
TehAmelie: hehe, poop
kumatsu: @Amazonian I'm not here to get attacked like this
Gekyouryuu: Mud, Butt, and Curse Tosser
CaptainSpam: That's right, Kenny, next up is Mud Butlers!
AnarethsEnde: mighty lion looking goblin.
Amazonian: They're also not mean, they are friendly weirdos
iris_of_ether: I showed Questing Beast to a friend who hasn't played in decades and like Full System Reset him
A_Dub888: @Amazonian you’re a friendly weirdo (affectionate)
Amazonian:
@ A_Dub888
JKBalch: This goblin is made of jello and we love her
TXC2:
iris_of_ether well yeah, that amount of text overloaded his RAM
TehAmelie: wow, Questing Beast is weird even to engaged players. like, it has so many words? and then even more words?
TXC2:
it's also kinda mid now
Spades_Slicc: You can also blight the feastling
iris_of_ether: Yeah. He was boggling over like a typical modern 3 mana card, and I thought it would be funny to bring out ol Q-Beasty
Bruceski: To me the issue with Questing Beast isn't the words, it's that none of those words help you remember the other words. It all feels arbitrary compared to other wordy cards
JKBalch: tap the champion for 3 action
Spades_Slicc: Cori, phrasing
TehAmelie: yeah, well, it's a bewildering beast
GredGredmansson: !card mudbutton curse
LRRbot: Mudbutton Cursetosser [B] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [2/1] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Goblin or pay {2}. / This creature can't block. / When this creature dies, destroy target creature an opponent controls with power 2 or less.
iris_of_ether: Mom, look, Mom Mom Mom why aren't you looking Mom Mom etc
pleonasticTautology: it's already tier 3 so i'm just leaning full-bore into being Horrible
bytecaster: Our blossom, bound
TXC2:
remember when Titans were special?
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JKBalch: The goblins are sleepy, let them tap
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 you mean like. robin and raven and superboy and them?
TXC2: pleonasticTautology sure why not
GredGredmansson: Kirol is they/them i believe
TheOneInquisitor: You may be lorwynning but are you lorwinning
bytecaster: I guess "fish is back on the menu", huh?
pleonasticTautology: are you lorwinnowing
pleonasticTautology: !card winnowing
LRRbot: Winnowing [4WW] | Sorcery | Convoke / For each player, you choose a creature that player controls. Then each player sacrifices all other creatures they control that don't share a creature type with the chosen creature they control.
TXC2: and lorWINEing later?
bytecaster: Okay, rude
GredGredmansson: oh hi ajani
pleonasticTautology: lor-wine-ing and lor-dine-ing
A_Dub888: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I'm you!
public_key_reveal_party: Ajony!
JKBalch: Fish and cats getting along together?
TXC2: it's cat daddy!
hypergirlie_hyperpop: opponent's deck is not real, this isn't a real game of magic
ghizmou: that s a jani
Mangledpixel: Now Kith
Eltratzo: so shadowmourning?
pleonasticTautology: @LRRbot [beejdrop.ogg]
SolarBlitz1: This booty can hold so much blight
bytecaster: Where is blight stored and why is it the balls?
EvilBadman: Fat blighted gobs make the world go round
TheAwkes: This would be a bad place if those things didn't make stun counters, but those things do make stun counters.
Spades_Slicc: If they block you take 2 creatures
ThanhtTheBoss: TIL Ajani's art has Maralen. I just thought he had his hand up looking magical.
iris_of_ether: Listen I told you about my celiac blight bottom in confidence
raulghoulia: which one, bicycle race?
Azralorne: Lol Cori
TobesOfState: Too soon
bytecaster: Is that what Ajani sounds like?!?! Why doesn't he end his sentences with nya?!
GredGredmansson: there are official birthdays
stippledotter: compleaten? complate?
BrowneePointz: 30s I think
youcantlistentobuttons: Planeswalkers got that time dilation ageing
TXC2:
bytecaster he's not from Kamigawa
bytecaster: From hells heart, I taste my wares
Spades_Slicc: Okay now you just need to kill 1 5 of your own goblins
GredGredmansson: Ajani was born in 4517 AR. Current year is 4564. Which means Ajani is 47 years old.
NapalmSideburns: "From hell's heart I stab at thee!"
TXC2: Planeswalkers have the reverse form of the ageing that children in soap operas have
bytecaster: Pretty good, still dob
TheAwkes: 2 creatures being able to cancel 4 creatures on the board is Rough.
bytecaster: Waterbend the fish!
261 raiders from SergeYager have joined!
TXC2: hello Raiders
RayFK: Kithkin
BrowneePointz: so there ya go Graham Gred grabbed the info for you
Barb4rian:
SergeYager: oh hi
Faulpyr: What is this "Magic The Gathering?"
DiscordianTokkan:
SergeYager: oooh, sealed
dolphgrim: I heard merfolk are good...
GredGredmansson: @BrowneePointz whoops buried in coffee
TehAmelie:
public_key_reveal_party: I think kithkin?
NapalmSideburns: I can't believe it's not Kithkin
Spades_Slicc: Giants
lightfut: Yeah I get the feeling goblins requires a lot to really make it go
TXC2:
Faulpyr it's like Pokemon and yugioh had a baby
bytecaster: I don't from memories, Cori, thank you for asking
bytecaster: *form
BrowneePointz: eles and Kithkin
EvilBadman: Happy to returning show "Now Kith"
GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun according to mtg.wiki, Ajani Goldmane is 47 years old in-universe. I know you had asked.
TXC2: EvilBadman with special guest host Mike Tyson?
BrowneePointz: it’s a fricative like Loch @loadingreadyrun
Robot_Bones: Noggle almost snuck in there
Spades_Slicc: Is the noggle slippery?
Spades_Slicc: no wait
pleonasticTautology: [hank hill voice] noggle
Spades_Slicc: the boggle is slippery?
Bruceski: Sometimes a noggle is just a noggle
LurkerSpine: chitinous graspling is a kithkin, right?
FoxesinBoxes92: That reaping willow would probably do really well here.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Done Duelin' Weaver
MegaDosX: @LurkerSpine Among other things
Robot_Bones: That wee bairn is annoying
pleonasticTautology:
nils hamm ouphes
bytecaster: Love a weird ouphe
MegaDosX: Small ouphe
TheOneInquisitor:
ouphes
BrowneePointz: aye it be a wee bairn
pleonasticTautology: that's how nils hamm ouphes always looked!
pleonasticTautology: they even have a nils hamm ouphe secret lair
g0blinslide: i like the 1/3 scarecrow for vivid decks. it can change its color to anything
BrowneePointz: fun fact: Bairn looks like a Gaelic word, but it’s actually Old English!
bytecaster: "It's only a centaur courser, that makes 2 treasures, we can cut it" How far have we fallen?
stippledotter: @pleonasticTautology I enjoy knowing this amd also for a moment thought I'd forgotten how to read
pleonasticTautology: @stippledotter LOL
SolarBlitz1: If we had a chronicle of victory there, we wouldn't have ever drawn it knowing sods law
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BrowneePointz: however, cloud goat ranger is gross
Diabore: name elemental on one of the lands
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MegaDosX: Run one cheeky Swamp
Diabore: the realms tap for black
bytecaster: @MegaDosX I prefer a naughty bog
TXC2:
green can get 6/6 for 4 MV without all them hoops
Spades_Slicc: Not an activated ability
cj81499: cut glister bairn?
bytecaster: But .... little guy
MegaDosX: Ouphe
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NapalmSideburns: Big Ouphr
Dr_fragenstien: glister bairn is goated thogh
Jethrain: ouphe...
Gekyouryuu: @bytecaster In previous Lorwynn block Naughty Bog gave us Clash Bandicoot
Amazonian: one inch tall
g0blinslide: i would cut the skyswimmer
TXC2:
when has Simic ever been innocent?
GredGredmansson: it'll probably buff 3 colors regularly yeah
cj81499: little guy is cute but I don’t think it’s THAT good in this deck
Robot_Bones: encombered Reejerey is off kindred
bytecaster: An ouphe will never let you down!
Spades_Slicc: You could potentially hit the legendary (non-mechanical) Glister +5
public_key_reveal_party: Just print out a picture of him and keep him as a mascot
bytecaster: What is the collective noun for Kithkin?
bytecaster: A Kithkin of Kithkin, got it, thanks!
LurkerSpine: that's a lot of 4s and 5s
Robot_Bones: A cuddle of Kithkin
cj81499: 2/2 for 5 mana icky
TXC2: a hovel of kithkin ?
Spades_Slicc: Cheeky Swamp!
Dr_fragenstien: yeah, the merrow doesn't seem to be what this deck wants to be doing
Seventy111: how often will you not be able to cast the Champion?
bytecaster: Also it comes with a fish friend!
TXC2: or thoughtweft of kithkin
Seventy111: Seems sketchy to me, but I am a coward
Robot_Bones: reejery is a merfolk
TXC2: remember: LRR is not here to win, they're here to make sick plays
Dr_fragenstien: it's powerful if you can cast is, but that's a big if
Spades_Slicc: Pivot off Kithkin onto Elves
bytecaster: I say we pivot to goblins!
Robot_Bones: Its never too late to pivot
Spades_Slicc: We can't pivot all day? The earth does. You saying you're better than this planet??
Mai_Andra:
It's only third pack in the draft - perfect time to pivot. 
Robot_Bones: Just keep Christmas in your heart all year round and you can always be feastive
TXC2: Spades_Slicc I don't kill people with my gravity...so yes?
g0blinslide: Ha i just opened my own P3P1 Chronicle of Victory
bytecaster: Didn't miss
Spades_Slicc: @TXC2 Sounds like cope and skill diff
Dr_fragenstien: clachan festival seems like a mythic uncommon
TXC2:
Spades_Slicc 
NapalmSideburns: Little guys! Little guys! Little guys!
bytecaster: Double festival!
bytecaster: We partying in here!
JKBalch: It do
Featherweight_: I finally remembered magic is on Wednesdays
Dr_fragenstien: it does!
TXC2: hello Featherweight_ welcome
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TXC2: big heads, little grabies
stippledotter: Cards as a lil snack
TXC2:
look, 100 cards in commander is a MINIUM, nothing says I can't go over
ItsThugDimmadome:
Man, how big is SHivam's draft pool? That's like 70 cuts.
Mai_Andra: just need them to tap it to block something first...
GredGredmansson:
bytecaster: Hear me out, on second thought, don't
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bytecaster: I am thinking: That's a nice flute
Robot_Bones: I had a 21/21 moss vigil in conjuntion with a lluwen. it can get out of hand
GredGredmansson: no timeouts
Invitare: I think you should do one of those options
JKBalch: back on the escalator
bytecaster: Oh no, graveshifter looks so sad
Featherweight_: lil grabbies but big punchies
TXC2:
Arena players need to learn to play the game with some alacrity
pleonasticTautology: i need to go shower and stuff; doing my sixth ECL prerelease in a few hours
GredGredmansson: what does our enchantment do?
TXC2 dry heaves
TXC2: "thanks" Cori
Dr_fragenstien: how else do you thing they get hair?
bytecaster: @GredGredmansson little guys
Robot_Bones: it makes kithkin
iris_of_ether: Cori, did I forward you the video of the giant sticky hand someone made?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: imagine going through life picking up lint and cat hair that just never leaves you
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just eternally covered in other people's hair
JKBalch: !card Llewen
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
ItsThugDimmadome: Skin like pre-proofed dough
TheAwkes: They would only have that texture for about 5 minutes before they becomes completely coated in dust and fuzz.
Spades_Slicc: You're gonna be able to make so many tokens
bytecaster: If we get 10 land we can make two little guys per turn though!
Invitare: More lands in the hand for you
ghizmou: soon you'll be able to activate twice
Dr_fragenstien:
hey, one more land and 3 turns and you're making 2 1/1s a turn!
Featherweight_: poor changelings just caked in lint after a day
Morrigan9: ewww
Spades_Slicc: !card keep out
LRRbot: Keep Out [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Keep Out deals 4 damage to target tapped creature. / • Destroy target enchantment.
iris_of_ether: Oh no hahahaha
bytecaster: Meteor Sticky Hand is a great concept
Spades_Slicc: upgrade your 3/4 into 6/6
Dr_fragenstien: it is an upgrade, and you do get it back if the champion dies at least
tryllebanjo: !card Keep Out
LRRbot: Keep Out [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Keep Out deals 4 damage to target tapped creature. / • Destroy target enchantment.
iris_of_ether: BRB telling someone in my Exalted game about Meteor Sticky Hammer
GredGredmansson:
gained [BIG] 
JKBalch: !card Moon-Vigil
LRRbot: Moon-Vigil Adherents [2GG] | Creature — Elf Druid [0/0] | Trample / This creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control and each creature card in your graveyard.
TXC2:
the one weapon the Mongols truly feared, the Chinese sticky hand meteor hammer
bytecaster: Oh, the warmer!
Featherweight_: the chicken knight
dolphgrim: #16lands
detectiveYarmas: basic land jump scare
TXC2: it's not a James curse, it's a LRR curse
bytecaster: That must be such a long eulogy!
JKBalch: Manthat art is good
Spades_Slicc: The deck wants you to draw your cheeky swamp
Dr_fragenstien: you can with keep out and all your kithkin
GredGredmansson: 6/6 and all the 1/1 tokens
Spades_Slicc: If you block with everything but champs that's 10
public_key_reveal_party: Keep out and throw some kithkin in front of it
Dr_fragenstien: or the farmer, fowlknight, and all the kithkins and keep out
JKBalch: Is llwen sorcery speed?
Robot_Bones: hehe butt champs
Dr_fragenstien: you're also making 2 1/1s a turn next turn
Spades_Slicc: you keep 1 token
Spades_Slicc: actually no you don't
Invitare: There's always more kithkin
Spades_Slicc: I always evaluate toughness as power
Barb4rian: No creature for you
Dr_fragenstien: still does not work like that
bytecaster: They have so many cards in hand
hyalopterous: Hi Graham and Cori
bytecaster: Woooooow, so rude
A_Dub888: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There are limits on what qualifies as cheese.
TXC2: hello hyalopterous welcome
public_key_reveal_party: That is incredibly rude, well done opponent
Dr_fragenstien: they didn't count
bytecaster: They love a good eulogy!
A_Dub888: @bytecaster must go to A LOT of funerals
JKBalch: ARgh
LurkerSpine: you can kill aria right?
hewwogames: yippee! an enchantment to kill!
adambomb625: thankfully we have strike
dolphgrim: woof
Barb4rian: That card is mean
Dr_fragenstien: phyrric strike kills it though?
Diabore: do eet
Diabore: op got cocky
bytecaster: Gotta good game them back now
Dr_fragenstien: hit em with the good game
CaptainSpam: Make 'em have it.
TXC2: if you say GG, and don't concede, that's bad manners
bytecaster: The champion might be good, but more research is needed
Diabore: pumps eirdu
Invitare: Look at poor opponent's lands compared to yours
CaptainSpam: Opponent said gg, then Graham plays ALL OF THE CREATURES EVER.
Diabore: also pumps eirdu
bytecaster: All those lands paying off!
CrypticKablam: heck of a comeback
Barb4rian: W I D E
bytecaster: Good game indeed!
CaptainSpam: AWWW YEAH
Dog_of_Myth:
tryllebanjo: GG!
Diabore: GOOD GAME OP, GOOD GAME
Molator: GG
Chronomagistrate: WOOO!
hypergirlie_hyperpop: The value concede is amazing
CrypticKablam: noice
CaptainSpam: Now THAT feels good.
dolphgrim: #hubris
JKBalch: That was great
TXC2: LETS FING GO!
hyalopterous: WOOOO GG
bytecaster: I bet they regretted that use of that one removal spell
public_key_reveal_party: Nice
owangel1: Good ga.... now you die
KodeMage: cheevo get
Invitare: So chat was wrong about champions
adambomb625: Call an ambulance, but not for me
Laserbeaks_Fury: Can the Champions Behold the Crib Swap in your hand?
bytecaster: It's Lorwynian clearly
dolphgrim: 🧄?
CaptainSpam: I think that whole turn was too long for a single clip, wasn't it?
pleonasticTautology: which guy
GredGredmansson: @Laserbeaks_Fury it can yes
Mai_Andra: aeiou-du
WiJohn: Steve?
pleonasticTautology: ear-doo, yeah
omdorastrix: John Madden
Robot_Bones: Johnmadden
Nathade: Isilu?
RatherLargeToad: is pronounced “George”
kumatsu: being Mindful
Piratical_tendancies: Susan
youcantlistentobuttons: It's pronounced Loofy
TXC2: right chat I'm off
GredGredmansson: did we put the one swamp in the deck?
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and Cori
Desruprot: Tam, I hardly know her
bytecaster: @youcantlistentobuttons I thought it was Monkey D. Eirdu?
Diabore: nono, they got the best elemental
Spades_Slicc: Tam has hexproof green
GredGredmansson: no she doesn't
Diabore: @Spades_Slicc tam says other
tryllebanjo: Verr' nice
GredGredmansson: she only gives it to other creatures
Spades_Slicc: ohhhhhhh
Laserbeaks_Fury: Too bad you can't make the token fight
GredGredmansson: she could give pro-green to another creature with her activated ability like she did just now
Spades_Slicc: is that like giver of runes?
RatherLargeToad: Undergrad of Runes
bytecaster: Going to university and being a mom at the same time is hard work, so I get it, Tam
Spades_Slicc: !card giver of runes
LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
RatherLargeToad: still working on that Rune degree
GredGredmansson: @Spades_Slicc my playgroup nicknamed her "Foster Mom"
Diabore: we need to kill that
GreatGodOm: Tam is like a mother-in-law of runes.
Robot_Bones: that cannot continue
Dr_fragenstien: looks like a good crib swap target
Dr_fragenstien:
public_key_reveal_party: Crib time
dolphgrim: Card goes back to hand
Diabore: returns to hand, they wont have a blocker...
bytecaster: That giant elemental, is simply a tiny little baby
Dr_fragenstien: the 1/1 is the blocker though
Diabore: oh right, the shpeshifter
bytecaster: The cheeky swamp keeping us from casting Eirdu is very ironic
Robot_Bones: @bytecaster are we all not, fundamentally, little guys?
Dr_fragenstien: yeah, it was a plains
GredGredmansson: all the triggers
Strebenherz: possibly getting bullied
Dr_fragenstien: op's deck is sick?
tryllebanjo: GOTTEM
Laserbeaks_Fury: Twins, Basil
NonMint: JUDGE! My opponents deck is sick.
Strebenherz: wait that was a button okay
GredGredmansson: YUH-OH
Strebenherz: i thought someone was doing that offscreen
Strebenherz: PFT
JKBalch: I thought they had Ben on call on that
bytecaster: Sorry opponent, playing with the soundboard is on the stack
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Strebenherz: yeah same @JKBalch i thought he was offscreen or something
tryllebanjo:
Laserbeaks_Fury: New Soundbite: 10 seconds of silence "Is it recording right now?"
Dr_fragenstien: you are in a lot of trouble
Desruprot: Magic: The Gathering
TehAmelie: me, watching absently: "whoa, James is invisible"
bytecaster: I mean, how many more elementals could they have?
Diabore: inferno is a problem
GredGredmansson: it is not an elemental, but it NAMED elemental
Dr_fragenstien: is this draft or sealed?
Robot_Bones: sealed bo1
Diabore: seeded sealed
bytecaster: Are we Eirduing it though?
theambivalentagender: TWO TWINS???
Spades_Slicc: Who else is hyped for when WotC prints the first "replacement effect doubler"?
Diabore: @theambivalentagender i had 3 in a draft
GredGredmansson: !card Maro's Gone Nuts
LRRbot: Maro's Gone Nuts [GG] | Enchantment | Double any effect that doubles.
GredGredmansson: @Spades_Slicc
Diabore: calm down rope
bytecaster: The swamp has already paid off!
Spades_Slicc: @GredGredmansson yes?
GredGredmansson: the card i pulled with the cardfetcher
Spades_Slicc: oh I see
Diabore: i think we're just dead actually
kumatsu: it's a replacement effect!
Spades_Slicc: I have difficulty reading you see, I am a magic player
Mr_Horrible: "I'm happy they're having a good time" - Graham
GredGredmansson: i don't think we are
bytecaster: @Diabore We just have to find our boardwipe, which we definitely have, right, RIGHT?
Dr_fragenstien: I think you are as good as dead, but you never know until it's over
Diabore: if they copied prodigy and flier we we were probably dead
g0blinslide: ruh roh
bytecaster: What was their pool?!?
tryllebanjo: Nerrrf!
Diabore: or that, they makes us the deceased too
Dr_fragenstien:
it's got ducklings
Robot_Bones: its is like A bird, it will only fly away
EvilBadman: Seeded Sealed seems widly swing and not uhhh... fun?
GedankenPalast_: Ohh boy
RatherLargeToad: Birdamental
NonMint: Us, killing one creature: "Got them right where we want them."
bytecaster: Should we show them our champ before we die?
Diabore: @EvilBadman you say that but i dont think there was a swing, we were behind the whole time
Barb4rian: But where are the TMNT cards in your sealed pools?
EvilBadman: @Diabore Not just this game
FlargBlarg: @EvilBadman that is also my perception, but I think the draft format is very good, so you win some you lose some
GredGredmansson: they've also officially spoiled all of them now
JKBalch: Not liking that weird bird is core Magic
Dr_fragenstien: I don't think there was anything you could do about that game. OP just popped the fucked off
Barb4rian: I read that. Good on them for saying we didn't mean it and oopsie
lamina5432: I kind of want stamps back
GredGredmansson: i think there was like 2 or 3 that we hadn't already seen leaked
drexciya808:
1000 yeah!
bytecaster: I do like looking at some turts typically
ghizmou: when your coworker shows you picture of their baby and you can only say, that sure is a kithkin
tryllebanjo: That Feisty Spikeling, that donkey-kithkin? Donkthkin?
Bruceski: Sucks for people who were going to have reveals (I have no idea how far in advance that's arranged), but you can't just ask everyone not to take pictures of the cards you gave them.
GredGredmansson: well spoiler season would have started next month
public_key_reveal_party: @bruceski I mean, you can ask a lot of things, the question is if it will be effective. The answer is no
drexciya808: hammer timr
Invitare: Eirdu mana
bytecaster: The natural Eirdu
GredGredmansson: my favorite card revealed thus far is Renet
drexciya808: football lines assembling
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couchboyj: Is it true that the promos were printed with 2025 stamps, and the Turtle kerfuffle was from replacing those?
bytecaster: At some point I want them to swap the flutes from Bloomburrow and this one for a lark
SuperWriterAndy: as an american sorry
Diabore: @couchboyj no idea, but lorwyn cards had no stamps
drexciya808: sweet
deathofspam: And the Kithkin want to know why you so rarely make that noise
couchboyj: Yeah, they don't date promos anymore, but they used to when Lorwyn was origionally going to come out
GredGredmansson: @couchboyj the lorwyn promos from this set also don't have dates
GredGredmansson: for the boxes that did have the proper lorwyn promos
Mr_Horrible: could start trying to get in the air
Diabore: @GredGredmansson couchboy is saying that they did stamp them last year though, when lorwyn was originally going to come out
drexciya808:
lilmeaches:
my favorite duo 
drexciya808: ^
couchboyj: And then they had to replace them when Lorwyn got pushed back, and thats when the Turtles snuck in, or so I've heard
dolphgrim: Does crib swap on a grownup imply...time travel?
Wiliart: That emissary with the bitterblossom on a stick.
GredGredmansson: we have no idea if the still would have had the stamps on them if they came out last year
couchboyj: Just rumors, I was asking if it was confirmed
mielkevejen: The kithkin Lieutenant brings back memories of a traumatic game at the prerelease where I started my third turn at 10 life.
GredGredmansson: that sounds like baseless speculation
Diabore: is "my uncle who works at wizards" a proper source?
Featherweight_: soul sister who chose violence
FlargBlarg: didn't Gavin say it was for inventory reasons, for card stores?
youcantlistentobuttons: GAvin had a good morning magic about the date stamp
lamina5432: I just think the stamp was a neat reminder of this thing I did
GredGredmansson: the better answer i heard was that with all the sets being released so closely together the promos for both sets were ready, so one of the distributors mixed them up
Mr_Horrible: wait they ditched 2 blight rots? Goddamn
drexciya808: dialed
BrowneePointz: For chat, who may have not been around in the game as long, the TMNT thing isn't the first time a print shop error similar to this has happened, it IS unique in so far as the scale, but print shop errors happen
lightfut: Yeah I didn't find it compelling myself
yonder_peasant: gotta say, that video wasn't super convincing
youcantlistentobuttons: It was a number of escalating reasons, and evolving process.
bytecaster: The amount of versions of cards has exploded recently so maybe cutting down on one extra version helps with inventory management?
MorganteMaggiore: apparently the stores told them it was a pain to deal with it
northos: I often found the datestamped promos at lower prices than regular foils, for whatever that's worth
Strebenherz: oh i thought it was wreched as well
BrowneePointz: There's so many good mouthfeel card names in this set
MorganteMaggiore: so it's the format already solved?it's been out for like 48 hours, pretty old
Laserbeaks_Fury: Print Shop Errors is my Pet Shop Boys cover band
northos: some people did seek them out I'm sure, but for stores it may not have been worthwhile
detectiveYarmas: @northos really depends on the card to be honest
Spades_Slicc: This wretch has been un-vored
northos: @detectiveYarmas yeah that's probably also true
bytecaster: Predigested gobbo
GredGredmansson: well that 2 drop lowers our clock to next turn
Strebenherz: i liked the stamps? like bummer if you didn't get them but a "hey I was there for the thing!"
lightfut: A pain to deal with in the era of booster fun and 4 different arts for some cards? Ok then
drexciya808:
JKBalch: His name is Pepto
Bruceski: There's a part of the day where the sun is right next to a tree that birds like to sit in. So the light starts flickering and I think my lamp is dying, then realize it's not turned on.
KevinEnax: Inventory management wasn't the only reason for getting rid of the stamps stated in the video, just seems like the one people are latching on to
hyalopterous: WOOOOO GG
detectiveYarmas: @northos it basically boiled down to if there are other premium options for the card or not
drexciya808: GGWP
Featherweight_: lightly peeled bogart
realbadatthis_: barfy boggart, a barfgart if you will
NapalmSideburns: Gefilte Gobbo
northos:
CaptainSpam: Ooo, more UFO 50 next week. The gift that keeps on giving!
Earthenone: how close are we to 50 hours of ufo 50?
Strebenherz: i continue to be impressed by how much they put into every game in the 50
pleonasticTautology: oh hey I just got out of the shower
Earthenone: !ppr
Barb4rian: In the ad break I got served an AI generated gambling app ad....
Barb4rian: It was gross
MWGNZ: 3 2 1 let it rift
Barb4rian: I know -.-
Diabore: anyone know if riftbound figured out the draft yet?
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Diabore: @Barb4rian was it the fanbruary trash?
pleonasticTautology: @Barb4rian fixed for a month
Vinewood_OG: Well done
Aceviru: Based
TehAmelie: ha, let them spend their money
Barb4rian: @pleonasticTautology Thanks for the gift sub bestie!!
KodeMage: oof... can't have the nazis running ads
chaostreader: I still remember the time I got a Crapshot as an ad.
pleonasticTautology:
@Barb4rian anything to help 
Barb4rian: @Diabore Kalshi or something?
bytecaster: My weft, tweezed
Mr_Horrible: that's a sentence, alright
Uniclonus: @Barb4rian I got that too. Stupid thing didn't even get the Wright Brothers plane correct
EOstby: I’m not giving it to YouTube; not on your channel but on others I’ve gotten “Join ICE” ads.
EvilBadman: boy howdy alibaba's got so many ai ads on tiktok right now
NapalmSideburns: uhoh, tweezies!
GredGredmansson: that was the anti-anti-depressant one, wasn't it?
TehAmelie: what 'shot is this?
Mr_Horrible: good bit
bytecaster: It's a good bit
Earthenone: i got an entire episode of wil wheatons tabletop as an add, it was a good bit
Diabore: oh rimespeaker is real real good
GredGredmansson: oh nm
Diabore: i think we heckin die
lamina5432: the Adblock ads are still hilarious as a thing YouTube lets exist.
TehAmelie: hmm can't remember that one
ContingentCat:
oh yeah that
theambivalentagender: I got so many ads that were like "we're gonna list 5 reasons to buy our stupid product that are really two reasons but we wanted to stretch this thing out for at least 5 minutes" ads I started using a blocker on my phone
BrowneePointz: I just wish YouTube ads were subject to FCC tv commercial laws
Diabore: oh we might be dead dead
Vinewood_OG: Ian bailing after 2025 should play before everything
realbadatthis_: someone paid for an hour long podcast to be a midroll ad and I wish them only ill things
TheAwkes: Ur-Mommy as an add on just some random selection of videos across the platform.
hd_dabnado: they can even do it again
TehAmelie: tbh between ublock and conscient subscribing and never watching broadcast TV i forget what ads are like
NapalmSideburns: btw, all the latest crapshots have been bangers
bytecaster:
Deja vu 
BrowneePointz: or the travelers
JKBalch: Those twinflames are something huh
BrowneePointz: get rid of the panharm
Mr_Horrible:
I feel like the elemental decks keep doing either exactly 0 or literally everything
Strebenherz: i'm getting the feeling i goofed bad bad by not running elementals in my ppr
Strebenherz: that face was fantastic Cori
bytecaster: It's a great face!
JKBalch: That face is a great reaction
Mr_Horrible: "I need you EXTREMELY dissatisfied"
NapalmSideburns:
Strebenherz: It WAS THOUGH
NotCainNorAbel: Adam acted the hell out of that crapshot
Tareeh: awh, riftbound ppr will be happening during the royal rumble I think :s
CaptainSpam: We need another Matt-vs-Cori Frump-Off at Desert Bus.
wedge_x: mememememe me
Mr_Horrible: Adam and Nelly both selling it to the cheap seats in that
Strebenherz: Respectfully Cori, you can pull off "angry muppet" fantastically well
EvilBadman: there's some history there
Aceviru: It was chef's kiss
lamina5432: that was so good
JKBalch: Beej being the understated one is weird
theambivalentagender: Or also the ads that are like "I'm a guy with a beard who is about to tell you the most pseudoscientific crap for 10 minutes"
bytecaster: Nelson is very method
BrowneePointz: he has two small kids
FlargBlarg: omg that was improv'd? that's amazing
Robot_Bones: Nelson has held that inside for so long I bet
Vinewood_OG: Brilliant
Barb4rian: Adam slayed with the Ur-Mommy bit and Nelson's physical acting was awesome
BrowneePointz: now THAT is method acting
Mai_Andra: That was an all-timer.
pleonasticTautology: the latest Crapshot is, I think, my favorite in recent memory
Diabore: su unnecessary op
tryllebanjo: !card Soul Immolation
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Mr_Horrible: *immolates ur soul* "Hey I was using that"
hyalopterous: Alas
bytecaster: We are getting through that poll!
Mai_Andra: Adam with the "Nice!" <beat> "What?!"
TimIAm: When a weird crapshot lands it REALLY lands
doubleo21: that card did numbers in 2HG
hyalopterous: Unscripted
KaleidoscopeMind: an embellishment
bytecaster: It was an acting choice
wedge_x: taking a sip from the mug was also amazing
KaleidoscopeMind: just like a home with a toddler!
BrowneePointz: the bucket of table slamocles
hd_dabnado: when I saw him eating the cereal dust I was intially worried that there was no cleaning
Vinewood_OG: Yeahhhh
BrowneePointz: and some directors say STICK TO THE WORDS ASSHAT
GredGredmansson: yeah that's only notable if they change the line entirely
BrowneePointz: as someone who has been yelled at for ad libbing in a professional production
bytecaster: They did acting, on the set?!?
MWGNZ: "did you know that star wars is set in space?"
northos: Graham do you mean to tell me that actors are just PRETENDING to be other people?
aerohydra: amy pohler on parks and rec always did one take by the script, then the last take was all improv
EOstby: Adlibbing is important, because that’s ACTING.
EvilBadman: @aerohydra the "one for us"
DarthRagnar815: "And here we see the wild actor *doing their job*."
aerohydra: @EvilBadman mhm
brainbosh: I have heard the Star Trek actors talk about how they HAD to follow the script very closely.
GredGredmansson: @aerohydra "Hey i put your symptoms into Yahoo, and I think you might be suffering from 'connectivity issues'."
Diabore: hello elf mommy... i mean whaty
ShaneLeeAtk: Ah, yes... The Elephant stories
Vinewood_OG: Bingo
ArtDecoSunburn: That's how all old time radio broadcasts were.
TheAwkes: A fifth of whisky between broadcasts.
Diabore: we drew it!
Robot_Bones: She will begin Macro dosing baby play
ArtDecoSunburn: East Coast version, then second live show for the West.
Bruceski: @BrowneePointz I remember a story from Bill Mumy after he did a guest spot on DS9. "On Babylon 5 they were pretty laid back. On Star Trek if you changed *one word* they had to run it up to the top and get approval."
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @BrowneePointz (union) stage actors get fined if they're not word-perfect to the script. I was always taught ad-lib was deeply unprofessional when it wasn't asked for
CaptainSpam: Saturday Afternoon Taped
Diabore: what was the plan if we blocked the 2/2?
GredGredmansson: pretty sure every Stefon sketch was the writers trying to get Bill Hader break with making up new cue cards on the spot
EvilBadman: @GredGredmansson Mulaney states that was his goal
GreatGodOm: In conclusion, LRR and SNL are excatly the same.
EvilBadman:
Real fun is doing something live, while telling the guy you'll do a test run
KaleidoscopeMind: changing the cue cards was consensual
BrowneePointz: @hypergirlie_hyperpop it depends on the production and the director
TimIAm: How litigious is Lorne, SNLRR is right there
Jundinator: @GredGredmansson I loved the stefon on Weekend Update
GredGredmansson: Morcant's Other Eyes
emilevitt: two gobbos for the price of two
Desruprot: except LRR is better than SNL
emilevitt:
KaleidoscopeMind: but now you have 2 more walls!
Vinewood_OG: Live from Victoria, it's Wednesday afternoon
Spades_Slicc: sounds like LRR needs to absorb a contractor
Strebenherz: It's so bananas
KaleidoscopeMind: nooooo
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's a bit of a Bootstrap Paradox if the Chronicle of Victory is why you are winning
Territan: We have the erector set.
ghizmou: you would
Brozard: SNL = LRR, therefore by the transitive relation, SN = RR
Mr_Horrible: that's just a motivational poster at that point
tryllebanjo: !card Chronice of Victory
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Mai_Andra: Monuments to Man's Folly and sheds.
hd_dabnado: maybe its nepotism
tryllebanjo: !card Chronicle of Victory
LRRbot: Chronicle of Victory [6] | Legendary Artifact | As Chronicle of Victory enters, choose a creature type. / Creatures you control of the chosen type get +2/+2 and have first strike and trample. / Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen type, draw a card.
EvilBadman: @Brozard omg seth nollins is roman reigns
KaleidoscopeMind: that assumes L != 0
TehAmelie: snarrl
Earthenone: the 3rd R is only for talk like a pirate day
Laserbeaks_Fury: R = (SN)/2
tryllebanjo: Here's another thing
GredGredmansson: SN = R^2
bytecaster: Positively wefting in here
lightfut: Definition of win-more card, smh
Brozard: @EvilBadman but then you add KA to the mix
GredGredmansson: @Laserbeaks_Fury naw its the root
northos: ah, formal logic jokes
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sure is my bad
NotCainNorAbel: they spend years at c
Chenderle: lol
emilevitt: not enough cowbell though
emilevitt:
TehAmelie: love it
northos: the time dilation from spending so long at c must be brutal
Brozard: I thought it was because they booed T
drewm1022: What did the pirate octagenarian say? "Ayyyyy matey"
hypergirlie_hyperpop: do not apply fire to the loom
Strebenherz:
@northos 
Gekyouryuu: Graham, if you're killing people because of a tapestry, are you a looming threat?
ContingentCat: good joke
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh, Fruit of the Loom. I get it now
Bruceski: "I'm Bobbin Threadbare. Are you my mother?"
hypergirlie_hyperpop:
@Gekyouryuu 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: hi @LoadingReadyRun doctors. How are your kith and kin?
Athelgar: "...this fantastic tapestry they wove as we defeated them." Zap Branagin
TehAmelie: ever wonder how many people's brain melted at "the pacific ocean" having three different kinds of C:s?
tryllebanjo:
What's a pirate's favourite music genre? Sea shanties? Narrh, 'tis the ocean! (This joke works great in Danish 
)
thedepthandbreadthofseth:
@Athelgar
Vinewood_OG: Gob cut after dress rehearsal.
Brozard:
JKBalch: Can we get Kathleen and Matt to do an impromptu "Now Kith"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @tryllebanjo I thought it was the golden oldies!
Strebenherz: playing warframe whiile watching and as i heard "defenestrate the non believer" one of the grineer let loose their classic "i am doing a ten second death yell"
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Gekyouryuu: my French friend marks anything that is exclusively for them to operate. you can tell because it's says "Jacques use"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @LoadingReadyRun what's a pirate's favorite pattern for socks?
tryllebanjo:
@Strebenherz
idontgetmyrealname: @thedepthandbreadthofseth ARGGGyle
Gekyouryuu: @thedepthandbreadthofseth arrrr-gyle
Gekyouryuu: "What's a pirate's favorite crime?" "Arrrrrrrrrrson!" "....no, you fool. PIRACY!"
Vinewood_OG: Favorite subject in school? ARRRRithmetic!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: excellent. now, @LoadingReadyRun , what's their favorite US state?
BrowneePointz: So Cori and Graham, what would be different between your lorwyn and shadowmoor sides
TehAmelie: what's a pirate's favorite fast food? you would think Arrrrby's, but
Earthenone: hawaii
EvilBadman: POV: OP did the deathtouch thing
TehAmelie: it's Long John Silver
tryllebanjo:
@thedepthandbreadthofseth State of Mirth naturally 
ContingentCat: hehehe good joke
MorganteMaggiore: what could they have? oh right, that
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TehAmelie wasn't fast enough
Invitare: And which one are you right now?
lamina5432: isn't it just comador hustle versions?
emilevitt:
EvilBadman: Long Hair/Short Hair, perhaps?
BrowneePointz: more chaotic or individualistic
Spades_Slicc: Based on the Kithkin and Elf examples you're alts might be racist
GredGredmansson: i am a shadow, the true self
BrowneePointz: generally
Uniclonus: @BrowneePointz The main difference being if they prefer Star Wars or Star Trek?
Mr_Horrible: less evil, more just jerkish
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Chat, don't spoil it... @LoadingReadyRun , what's a pirates favorite element on the periodic table?
hd_dabnado: shadowmore is more "dog eat dog world"
MWGNZ:
Brozard: TIL Tim Hortons doesn't have an apostrophe in its name because it's an exclusively English punctuation mark, and Quebec will fine businesses for advertise using English names.
Chenderle: uh oh
Aceviru: Welp
JKBalch: Huh
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @lamina5432 this is 1,000% canan now.
Bruceski: heck of a prank
EvilBadman: You can't kill me, I have the power of server updates on my side
KodeMage: dobs
KodeMage: no, dobs minus one
tryllebanjo: Welp, can't win 'em all
KodeMage: drain gets ya
idontgetmyrealname: maybe they have chronic inability to count?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They saw it. Also, good afternoon all.
TehAmelie: uh what language is the phrase Tim Hortons then?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @idontgetmyrealname acalculia?
MorganteMaggiore: you could have left open 4 mana for settle
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TehAmelie yes.
tryllebanjo:
Boggart Mischief? More like Bonk-Fart Mischief amirite
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @LoadingReadyRun , what's a pirate's favorite chemical element?
emilevitt: oh god i was stuck in the past the whole time
emilevitt:
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Arrrrrrgon
hyalopterous: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Gold
Territan: We need a word for an update that may or may not need to be installed. Like an upmaybe.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @hyalopterous ^
Athelgar: what is the benefit of launching through steam? that always confused me why it was a thing
KodeMage: @Territan shrodinger's update
Dread_Pirate_Westley: As a chemist and a pirate, trust me.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: no, it's Gold!
MorganteMaggiore: not gold?
Molator: i was having a memory leak with midweek magic
Spades_Slicc: Surely a pirate's favorite element is Sea-cesium
saintguard: Unless it's carbon, because their first love is the C
Spades_Slicc: oh wait cesium
TehAmelie: what about element #47?
idontgetmyrealname: spoiler from having done it: it's not oko
Spades_Slicc: sea-sium
tryllebanjo:
What's a pirates favourite cereal? Kelogg's Frosties! They're grrreat!
Spades_Slicc: there we go
Gekyouryuu: thoughts on Lorwynn/Shadowmoor versions of LRRfolk: Kathleen is a Shadowmoor merfolk, because U/B aligned, and anglerfish-esque in appearance. either Cameron or Ian's shadowmoor self is a Skeksis.
drewm1022: What's Hodor's favorite cereal?
drewm1022: Raisin' Bran
tryllebanjo: eeeyyyy
doubleo21 watched 75 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
BrowneePointz: that and Sunderflock have great bird art
Spades_Slicc: jesus
Barb4rian: 75 holy moly
g0blinslide: elf?
BrowneePointz: Glamer IS Glamour it's just an Archaic spelling
Mr_Horrible: mmm, nils hamm art...
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I think y'all mean Seaborgium....
Gekyouryuu: not taking the Scarblade's Malice?
JKBalch: That goat makes the strongest sweaters
Strebenherz: is that voxy's icon in the top right?
TehAmelie: another riddle: why do pirates like to sail the south sea?
RatherLargeToad: Spider-Goat! Spider-Goat! Does whatever it wants
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @drewm1022 this... is a good joke.
TehAmelie: to get to Arrgentina
Barb4rian: But also 75 is worth sharing lol
Laserbeaks_Fury: Thats like a whole week!
Mr_Horrible: yeah, I wouldn't mind the passive stat-tracking, but the notifs are irksome
drewm1022: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Heh thanks!
Gekyouryuu: I don't like that it counts EACH stream and not just once per day
GreatGodOm: The streaking will continue til morale improves.
ThorSokar: easy if you never close the tab
The_Voices: highest ive seen was over 300
Natural_Ones_Only: But how else will I get my 69 stream streak
Gekyouryuu: so if you miss ANY show your streak is hooped
EvilBadman:
@Gekyouryuu Yeah, that's what a streak is 
Juliamon: Fortunately, streaks are ultimately meaningless!
raulghoulia watched 140 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
TehAmelie: i was a little sad i wasn't able to launch an announcement for my 69 streak
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TehAmelie so, this is even better because Argentina means the land of silver.
CaptainSpam: Thing is, it's not even strictly consecutive streams. You CAN skip one and the next stream will let you "recover" the streak.
JKBalch: Well Raul, damn
Aceviru: I do
Mr_Horrible: @Gekyouryuu afaik they give you a grace period to keep it rolling (if the irksome notifs are to be believed)
Barb4rian: Begun the streak-wars have
Desruprot: becomes a 4/4 everything
lightfut: And it only needs 1 stream per day to work
raulghoulia: whats youtube?
CaptainSpam: Damn, I'm just at 127.
BrowneePointz: there's a grace period to watch the VoDs for it too
Strebenherz: dang. I thought I was on top xD
Gekyouryuu: @EvilBadman yeah, but most streamers have one stream a day, somtimes with days between, not two to three shows a day.
iris_of_ether: The chat is fun, yeah
TehAmelie: @thedepthandbreadthofseth oh, they know
Flyingdelorion: Vods count too, I noticed yesterday sooo...
theambivalentagender: Was having a really really bad day today. Decided to do a sealed. My opp just snap conceded after I played my third Enraged Flamecaster into second Squawkroaster. Laughed for the first time today. Love this set.
Aceviru: I want to get your algorithm going on the tubes
Mr_Horrible:
I'm at: 1 
Bionull: If you pass Grub does Kathleen attack?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: plucked birb?
Mr_Horrible: (missed let's nope last night to cheer my buddy at an open mic, so)
thedepthandbreadthofseth: get plucked.
lirazel64: Awww, Cori likes us!
Juliamon: I don't even know what my streak is because I don't use their interface
Mr_Horrible: Squawkroaster 2, "it still has double strike"
Laserbeaks_Fury: How many people are in a pick 2 draft? Do y ou ever see a pack twice?
Natural_Ones_Only: I've seen that in Australia before
Spades_Slicc: AWOLnation voice: "SNAIL!!"
iris_of_ether: I was watching Cori and Heather get up to nonsense last night
xantos69: Hey kids. How goes the gathering of magic?
Natural_Ones_Only: Paul Blart mall Cop
TehAmelie: ehrmegerd, blargbegn?
Gekyouryuu: chat, I'm experiencing one of the benefits of being an adult: I'm having dino nuggies (and mashed potatoes, but that's "normal") for dinner because no one can stop me.
Barb4rian: Jelly lion!
BrowneePointz: the only failed ditto is the one from the detective pikachu movie
emilevitt: he looks like he'd definitely ound like ernie
emilevitt: or kermit
Bionull: I see nothing but success
emilevitt:
theambivalentagender: @Gekyouryuu Maybe dino nuggets will fix me
iris_of_ether: @Gekyouryuu Okay but they're astonishingly good though?? We tried some as a joke and kept going
ContingentCat: @Gekyouryuu enjoy, I'll probably be having something similar
Bionull: I bet noggles eat a lot of dino nuggets
TehAmelie: would you say it's a deck of many things?
xantos69: What's in Simic Slaw and/or this deck? "Lots of things"
iris_of_ether: Fun fact: we got the unofficial F-Zero cookbook "Fast Food", and it has recipes to make chicken Parm AND chicken katsu with dino nuggies. You are welcome.
Mr_Horrible: @iris_of_ether that's so rad
Bionull: Do any of those relate to F-Zero?
EvilBadman: 40 cards? What kinda grift is this
TehAmelie: "Such a thing! Such an octopus of a thing!" To quote Batman
Invitare: Ship it
Gekyouryuu: Cori, did you hear Japan's making a show based on a donkey-like being from the Lorwynn side of the plane? because that's what everyone wanted. another Light Noggle anime adaptation.
iris_of_ether: Yeah there's a dinosaur racer I guess. Also most of the food is easy food made better
itira: mmm savory
Natural_Ones_Only: Reluctant Dawnguard? James?
CaptainSpam: Reluctant Dawnguard: James didn't want to get to the office that morning.
Mr_Horrible: "So The Aurora Made Me Into An Ass, So What?"
BrowneePointz: cuz you're in fantasy Wales
BrowneePointz: that's why
Invitare: @CaptainSpam It *is*late
Gekyouryuu: love that opponent has a Furnace Dragon pet
bytecaster: Does the cabbage do the laser though?
Desruprot: Dragon
Gekyouryuu: it's a Furnace Dragon, G, not a bird
lamina5432: i remember but I have deleted arena for a few years now
raulghoulia: behold!
Diabore: has wings, is bird, goes cacaw
xantos69: Prove to me it isn't a robot.
iris_of_ether: ^^^
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: bu there's no such thing as a fish
jomiak: lack of object permanence but only for things in armor
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Strebenherz: streaks topic earlier. Graham I appreciate you being chill about it, but also number make brain go brr
Natural_Ones_Only: played
hoveringhalibut: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn Is too
r10pez10: subscribing makes brain go lrr
Chelsea12492: I love your hair Cori!
Gekyouryuu: but yeah, I like that they have a furnace dragon pet, because at my LGS I have a reputation for being a dragon enthusiast (been running a WUBRG dragon commander deck since 2014 or so), and my first dragon card *ever* was Moltensteel Dragon from New Phyrexia, which is a compleated furnace dragon.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn I think there are fish... and I am one.
kristian_fischer: Card Drawing Porpoises? That a Lorwynn thing?
Invitare: But your deck doesn't have any porpoises
kristian_fischer: R00d!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Anyone know why the store items in Arena today were squirrels? Is it like, SIMP day or something?
Juliamon: International Squirrel Day
Diabore: shimmercreep just kills us yeah
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Juliamon for real?
Juliamon: For real.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: NEAT!
ElektroTal: wait. DID CORI CUT HER HAIR
iris_of_ether: Yee
xantos69: Well obviously we now go cut 2 lands and that will fix everything.
Diabore: she cut many of them
Dog_of_Myth:
evil_h2o_elf: cori cutter is banned, isn't it?
itira: ooo aaahh
JKBalch: Very nice hair cut
pleonasticTautology:
nice haircut
EvilBadman: @evil_h2o_elf excellent
Mr_Horrible: had to use the bronze sheers instead of the steel ones
Gekyouryuu: chat and Doctors LRR, if I could offer one piece of advice from what little Lorwynn limited I've played: if you play Merfolk and have both the W/U rare that untaps ALL merfolk on ETB and the W/U uncommon lord that untaps ONE merfolk at end of turn, don't confuse them and attack with the former thinking it's the latter, leaving yourself open to attacks.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Cori hair cutter?
ContingentCat: the shorter hair looks good
xantos69: @Gekyouryuu I feel this advice comes from a place of pain.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: aren't you banned in standard now?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @xantos69 and wisdom! don't lose the lesson...
bytecaster: Nobody should swim in the sky anyway, that's what rivers are for
Juliamon: bytecaster what about atmospheric rivers
bytecaster: That's your brain on noggle!
BrowneePointz: we need MTG sleeves that say "I Puca'd my Pants"
GreatGodOm: Don't mind me. Just noggling over here.
LurkerSpine: That's a nogglin'
iris_of_ether: What movie?
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePointz Sounds like a button
BrowneePointz: Megalopolis
iris_of_ether: Oh god
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Juliamon do you remember what Arena did for the night of hanukkah this year?
Diabore: yeah, its 1 card
bytecaster: They seem to be a scaly, Cori
Juliamon: thedepthandbreadthofseth I don't, I don't play anymore
pleonasticTautology: wait hold on that's an instant????????
BrowneePointz: Merfolk don't fall under furries
pleonasticTautology: holy shit that's busted.
pleonasticTautology: yes they do ::::O
BrowneePointz: it's distant melody for 6 with convoke
bytecaster: Well that instant is certainly noggling my mind
pleonasticTautology: Merfolk are absolutely furries
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dm818: I just had an opponent that had Trystan's Command and Morcant's loyalist which was brutal because I couldn't attack them without them getting the command back
pleonasticTautology: *Protogens* are furries, Merfolk are *absolutely* furries
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Juliamon oh, well, it was S-tier. It was 8 candle themed cards and "Fry."
iris_of_ether: They see me nogglin' they hatin'
Juliamon: thedepthandbreadthofseth nice!!
GreatGodOm: Op has to settle for a 4-part harmony insted of a 5-part one.
TimeToFry: @thedepthandbreadthofseth That's fun
BrowneePointz: Nah Merfolk are like when an Anime says they have Catgirls but it's just a moe 14 year old with cat ears @pleonasticTautology
pleonasticTautology: want to start an internet argument about this? ::::P
Featherweight_: I play enchantments in standard. I am going to nogle so many Konas
bytecaster: I bet their mind didn't see that noggling coming
Juliamon: Protogens are more furry than merfolk
thedepthandbreadthofseth: (for any who don't know, fried foods are traditional on Hanukkah)
pleonasticTautology: @thedepthandbreadthofseth hell yeah they are
bytecaster: Oh no, their mind, unnoggled
xantos69: Jaunty Flute Riff? We are so back.
pleonasticTautology: fill me up with latkessssssss
thedepthandbreadthofseth:
@pleonasticTautology
matthaus_c: classic Arc Trail
Dog_of_Myth: Rude
bytecaster: Wait, Boulder Dash, for the C64?!?
xantos69: Rude
Spades_Slicc: Welcome back arc trail
pleonasticTautology: @thedepthandbreadthofseth (we're slowly working on converting; we grew up on Long Island so like. *gestures* y'know.)
Diabore: not dead on board at least?
lirazel64: Strong LoTR/Bloomburrow vibes
GreatGodOm: @pleonasticTautology Come join us. We have fried goodies.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @pleonasticTautology Nice. I'm Jewish and I went to Hofstra, so I DO know!
Diabore: dont do it op
pleonasticTautology: @GreatGodOm working on it! life stuff is getting in the way of doing the homework, and we WANT to do the homework
bytecaster: We could go out on our own terms!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @GreatGodOm and salty fish!
Diabore: on our terms!
lamina5432: the timing
Juliamon: *snort*
pleonasticTautology: @thedepthandbreadthofseth allergic to fish 😔
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Mr_Horrible: well, at least they're putting in the effort, I suppose
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matthaus_c: on your own terms!
bytecaster: Yes! Yes!
Aceviru: This fish is trying it's best
GreatGodOm:
@thedepthandbreadthofseth It's almost enough to make up for the centuries long oppression. 
loufghyslaufey: Dang it, "Discount Dave!"
evil_h2o_elf: Ugh, I don't want to go back and clip the end of the last game but the two bits together would be a very funny pair
lamina5432: do they not have regular draft?
bytecaster: Yeah, a real Kithkin of Kithkin
Omnipotrevor: could do jump-in? If you haven't already, I missed a bit
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @pleonasticTautology If you ever want a tutor, explaining Jewish history and tradition is my special interest.
pleonasticTautology: SPINEROCK
pleonasticTautology: SPINEROCK MURDERS PEOPLE
pleonasticTautology: and by people I mean "me"
loufghyslaufey: Do achievements update daily? Besides the dailys?
Juliamon: Squirrel Appreciation Day
pleonasticTautology: Maro's birthday?
Gekyouryuu: it's Squirrel Appreciation Day
hyalopterous: It's national squireel day
pleonasticTautology: OH
Diabore: because its squirrel day? idk
pleonasticTautology: right
Earthenone: is it maros birthday?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Squirrel appreciation day.
Mr_Horrible: oh right, there's 1 card bringing back conspire
Juliamon: IRL
bytecaster: Squirrels are cute
Juliamon: like actually
matthaus_c: exactly what it sounds like
TimeToFry: Today, apparently
Mr_Horrible: it does what it says on the tin, I'd think
BrindleBoar: not much what's squirrel appreciating with you
itira: its the day where we appreciate squirrels
bytecaster: It's when you appreciate squirrels, G
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @GreatGodOm Millenia!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I don't know. I just know they said it on the radio this morning.
Gekyouryuu: it's just a day to appreciate squirrels. yesterday was Penguins
NonchalantAvenger: wow
NornsFelidar: you are allowed to go NUTZ today
pleonasticTautology: @thedepthandbreadthofseth oh, sick, thank you! I'll tag you in LRRcord when we are finally able to kick off
NonchalantAvenger: nice nythics
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raulghoulia: life is running around inside of me. Like a squirrel
loufghyslaufey:
Nonono, they're just "rats". Chat, you & 
havw gone over this
lightfut: I would rather identify as squirrel than human some days
Juliamon: It's the Day of the Day. You know a little bit about those, don't you?
loufghyslaufey: Squirrels are "rats with better PR"
pleonasticTautology: the dawn's light archer is Great
TimeToFry: How bad can we make craterhoof and still have it be good? Turns out for limited, pretty bad!
iris_of_ether: But honestly rats are also very sweet anyway, so
pleonasticTautology: we've flashed it in to stay alive and fight back SO MANY TIMES
Juliamon: Calling squirrels rats does rats a disservice
Mr_Horrible: did we (the general community, I guess) ever find what list he was using for those Days, Juliamon ?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @pleonasticTautology I look forward to hearing from you.
GreatGodOm: Not a lot that's less than 3 mana either.
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Molladia: Happy 7.16 years of LRR. (BTW Hair looks great Cori)
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loufghyslaufey: Honestly, i think its an upgrade reallt
Juliamon:
Mr_Horrible Dunno, it would have been on the forums 
loufghyslaufey: *Really
Mr_Horrible: damb
SkaespearesBoys: Filters and becomes that color
NonchalantAvenger: u can make it color
Diabore: this pool has so little removal
NonchalantAvenger: whatever u filter it becomes
Mr_Horrible: it's just some nice utility, does a lil bit of everything
Laserbeaks_Fury: Behold kinda boosts the value despite it being expensive
Mr_Horrible: and can always come down on curve
Diabore: a 6/5
Austin__Abridged: I hate making cuts
Mr_Horrible: also the biggest of the incarnations, stat-wise
Austin__Abridged: I'm so bad at it
catchyuniquename subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
catchyuniquename: Gogo gadget force vivid deck!
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Mr_Horrible: "My deck name is Holy Crap You Guys Look At All These Friggin' Elves"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @NonchalantAvenger I mean, you know what removes Creatures (and planeswalkers {[and opponents})?
Diabore: adherents is real good
matthaus_c: it's not forcing if you have support
Diabore: and a 5? perfect
Mr_Horrible: I remember *some* of the Ancient Texts
raulghoulia: Crap is fine. Can't say elves
Diabore: i offer a trade in this trying time
Mr_Horrible:
emilevitt: he
emilevitt: he's a cute lil guy tho
emilevitt:
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible plains, steppe lynx?
xantos69: Never do the math.
NonchalantAvenger: i saw u and matt in an lrr video from 19 years ago
Molladia: Math is for Blockers
Diabore: our mind got noggled
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c I feel like I actually lost to an Angry Kitties facsimile at an FNM around that time, so I knew the terror firsthand
Gekyouryuu: what's the condition to cause our two-drop to lose counters?
Forlorgen: cards for nothing and your elementals for free
Mr_Horrible: @Gekyouryuu end step, if we've an elf in the yard
Gekyouryuu: ah, ty
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I've seen automod catch people saying "three way tie."
Diabore: makes moon vigil a 4/4
Molladia: Nice work Lurker, boy thats very early 90's though
RonaldMcDownload: @LurkerSpine good catch
Diabore: "haha i have the high ground goofy"
Mr_Horrible: big honkin' 'lotl
iris_of_ether:
Mai_Andra: ♫
Aceviru:
iris_of_ether: !clip
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emilevitt:
BrowneePointz: Remember when Commercial making was an art
BrowneePointz: that required skill and thought
Laserbeaks_Fury: I wonder what the Noid is up to these days
Spades_Slicc: Remember when companies used to try with their advertising
Mai_Andra: Opponent conceded. The "Domino's commercial" flex was too strong.
Molladia: Thats almost as fun as when the Streadeck had the Elves christmas button
EvilBadman: @BrowneePointz everytime I stay at my inlaws I remember what commercials /are/
NonchalantAvenger: lol those computers
Athelgar: didnt they bring it back a while ago?
Vinewood_OG:
Fent
Diabore: realms
Austin__Abridged: the noid had some allegations come out against him
hypergirlie_hyperpop: i cant wait for the Hatsune Miku Universes Beyond set, when they finally add ordering pizza to the mtga client
SAJewers: we have a chain out here called Greco Pizza, and, to this day, I still the jingle they used back in the 90s
wedge_x: did... did you cast that commercial to beat them?
BrowneePointz: Man I miss Godfather's Pizza when it was still a big thing
SAJewers: still remembr*
Diabore: well we know what aunties sentence is doing
TheAwkes: @SAJewers 3-10-30-30, Greco!
Uniclonus: That Dominos commercial... it mentioned Twisty Bread. Best thing they ever made. I'm still annoyed they got rid of it
Mr_Horrible: they had to call Domino's, NOW, like the ad said to
Vinewood_OG: @Austin__Abridged So THAT'S why we're avoiding him!
Molladia: I just want Garlic bread now
BrowneePointz: I still find it funny that on the average Domino's is pound for pound better than Pizza Hut when that was NOT the case in the 90s
iris_of_ether: Be the change I wish to see in the world I guess
Diabore: graham has erred
Strebenherz: i now want pizza, how dare
phoenixfeather14:
ShaneLeeAtk: Standing up for you
NonchalantAvenger: corey - takeover
pleonasticTautology: my leg hurts in a different spot
Wiliart: Afraid to cramp my leg now later today.
EvilBadman: i do that so many times, usually laying down
Diabore: so hows that being 40 graham?
BrowneePointz: Lythero told me that if you stand up fast enough you can Tech the Pain
lamina5432: eating hamburger chowder for dinner right now
pleonasticTautology: was putting on my compression socks and my left, like. hip muscle area? was just like: NO
Molladia: !hydrate
evil_h2o_elf: Are charlie horses related to hydration?
Mai_Andra: Perry? the platypus or the Pulverizer?
BrowneePointz: he made a joke tweet about it a while ago
Juliamon: evil_h2o_elf yeah
raulghoulia: potassium
Spades_Slicc: So sadge, been happening all Graham's life and he still hasn't learned how to drink water : ( thoughts and prayers
GredGredmansson: fgc terminology
Juliamon: potassium, magnesium
evil_h2o_elf: I learned something today!
Austin__Abridged: charlie horsemanship, is that anything
ShaneLeeAtk: Can be. Mine are from nerve damage.
NornsFelidar: if you stand up quickly you also may start seeing future... that's age related
Mr_Horrible: well, you've already done your work, so you are allowed a banana
Faulpyr: folks always told me potassium, yeah, >.>
theambivalentagender: You need the water to get the potassium where it needs to be
BrowneePointz: yea electrolytes or stretching or hydration
doubleo21: antimony arsenic aluminum selenium
Mr_Horrible: oh you should probably kick that kithkin child into oblivion
hyalopterous: Antimony arsenic aluminum selenium
doubleo21: I forget the rest
Juliamon: my mom keeps a jar of magnesium lotion by the bed for when she wakes up with a charley horse
ContingentCat: the human body is not a perfect system
Forlorgen: black beans also alot of magnesium
BrowneePointz: nitrogen oxygen hydrogen and rhenium
hyalopterous: hydrogen oxygen nitrogen rhenium
Vinewood_OG: Damn G
BrowneePointz: Vanadium and Palladium
ShaneLeeAtk: RIP Tom Lehrer
Mai_Andra: Waiting for Cam to walk in, silently shake his head and sigh, then walk back out.
RatherLargeToad: Banandium
iris_of_ether: Palladium kinda pricey right now
Molladia: Didnt you sing it during DB last year?
pleonasticTautology: we had to memorize a monologue from MacBeth in 10th grade and that was in 2004/5. still haven't shook that loose
hypergirlie_hyperpop: keep an eye on your catalytic converters, folks
ContingentCat: like the alphabet
Mai_Andra: Dang, Grade 8? I had to go to college to get basic chemistry...
xantos69: @iris_of_ether All metal prices are off the chain right now.
Diabore: can virdent emissary be a artifact? pretty please?
NornsFelidar: As Cam said if you are a chemist at work you are never more than 5 steps away from a periodic table, so there's no reason to memorize it.
iris_of_ether:
@xantos69 Legit. 
raulghoulia: Man if there is a Peanut Hamper magic card for the the Star Trek set I think I might legit cry
iris_of_ether: Also I was 100% that kid to went to chemistry summer camp in 9th grade
Diabore: yeah cards pretty good
EvilBadman: @NornsFelidar A lot of school work is "finding our how to find the answer" instead of just reciting the answer
iris_of_ether: who*
matthaus_c: hopefully opponent doesn't know how it works either?
BrowneePointz: This little light of miiiiiiine
BrowneePointz: or
BrowneePointz: i've got the joy joy joy joy
NonchalantAvenger: any upcoming Elder Dragon Social CLub?
pleonasticTautology: i DO have Modern Major General memorized
Mr_Horrible: I went to Debate Camp my... sophomore summer? in high school
iris_of_ether: Yeah my classmate talked me into it and it ruled. I still occasionally play RPGs with extended friends
raulghoulia: @pleonasticTautology I only know Scientist Salarian
Mr_Horrible: lots of swearing
pleonasticTautology: @raulghoulia PFFFF
lightfut: Here I only had animaniacs
itsmeelliot: more like loading ready lose
matthaus_c: it was all epic rap battles of history
Molladia:
On top of Spaghetti, all covered in cheese
xantos69: I did my yearly project update to the company in the form of Modern Major General. Cause "Project Manager" scans onto major general.
Mr_Horrible: unmoored in time
A_Dub888: @Mr_Horrible unShadowmoored?
Juliamon: oh it was so good
Brozard: in this exercise I will prove LRL != LRR
lamina5432: subs can pause now and it breaks from internet sometimes.
Invitare: Losing Ready Run surely
Mr_Horrible: "huh, well alright then"
hyalopterous: I swa that, was weird
pleonasticTautology: I remember that, lol
Mr_Horrible: @A_Dub888 distinctly possible
thedepthandbreadthofseth: nice.
pleonasticTautology: "hi I am here to provide context and nothing else"
Aceviru: What to have for dinner
Orestes290: Maybe they're playing with their soundboard
raulghoulia: theyre making mac and cheese
NornsFelidar: they are getting ready to discard a card
Diabore: they definitely have some trick
Mr_Horrible: well NOW it does, dangit
Laserbeaks_Fury: You have really good luck for future ref
definenull: Cannot unsee
pleonasticTautology: @Laserbeaks_Fury LMAO.
Spades_Slicc: Costco's greatest warrior
EvilBadman: the trick is stalling out
A_Dub888: “and my shield” “and my ketchup”
NornsFelidar: lol
Mai_Andra:
"And my sandwich!" 
NornsFelidar: rich
Spades_Slicc: Can you remove 3 counters from it
Sk1nnee: the ole 3 for 1
Spades_Slicc: not your turn
Mr_Horrible: !card dawnhand dissident
LRRbot: Dawnhand Dissident [B] | Creature — Elf Warlock [1/2] | {T}, Blight 1: Surveil 1. / {T}, Blight 2: Exile target card from a graveyard. / During your turn, you may cast creature spells from among cards you own exiled with this creature by removing three counters from among creatures you control in addition to paying their other costs.
Spades_Slicc: right that's how card work
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @pleonasticTautology Do you know how many times I would have traded my left lung for someone to give me appropriate context?
pleonasticTautology: @thedepthandbreadthofseth SAME, g-d
pleonasticTautology: eyyyy land
lamina5432: the blight priest is ridiculously good.
Mr_Horrible: "Any of you an enchantment or artifact over there?"
dolphgrim: I try to eat whole wheat elves whenever possible.
Aceviru: They are still thinking about dinner
Diabore: if op doesnt exile out from under us
Mr_Horrible:
I like that the yellow one is doing the
itsmeelliot: hot-dog ready run
EvilBadman: these algorithm dodging words "Unbury"
Diabore: oh we die
Diabore: gg's
Spades_Slicc: Corpses are profitable
Invitare: Unberry is a strategy in Pokémon involving the moves Pluck and Bugbite
Mr_Horrible: stewing in their own juices
itsmeelliot: oh maybe its a callback to when people ate mummies
Mr_Horrible: I sure hope they don't
A_Dub888: windows has opinions
BrowneePointz: Aunties are basically Hags
Mr_Horrible: because that's a drubbing
BrowneePointz: they wield some powerful magic
BrowneePointz: they're not quite Hags, cuz Shadowmoor has Hags AND Gwyllions
BrowneePointz: but they're close enough
BrowneePointz: rude
raulghoulia: wasnt he the wizard in the Heman movie?
Mr_Horrible: "Nip Gwyllion" "Not on camera, no"
Diabore: they sure just let it happen
xantos69: Opponents like this are why I liked the MTGO timer system. Them waiting on every single possible stop eventually caught up to them.
EvilBadman: "The Fervent"
Mr_Horrible: "I am once again asking you to take game actions"
dolphgrim: They've probably been spamming "my cabbages"
A_Dub888: @Mr_Horrible isn’t Nip Gwyllion from Anor Londo?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @itsmeelliot I still remember when Graham's Sister had a bread themed twitch, and someone referred to a joint stream as "loafing bready bun." I think about that around once a week.
Mr_Horrible:
@A_Dub888 yeah they're a 1/1 lifelinker waiting at the end of a long hallway 
NonchalantAvenger: thats gooood
matthaus_c: pretty good one
Chenderle: oh, a targ
hyalopterous: Yep
Mr_Horrible: it's Max from the Grinch
NonchalantAvenger: attack all?
Diabore: 9 on the ground, the creature buffs 3
Mr_Horrible: I think that's enough?
matthaus_c: it's very lethal
Mr_Horrible: for an alpha strike
Diabore: i know, but its another creature
Invitare: I thought the point of arena was not doing the maths
Diabore: yes, thats what i was saying
NornsFelidar: trampler
Mr_Horrible: and the trampler too, yeah
Mr_Horrible: and you can still swing out for lethal, I think
TheAwkes: Some day someone is going to find a way to flash basher in with an evoke trigger on the stack for the value.
g0blinslide: toooooooo much math
Mr_Horrible: hit 'em with the "you figure it out"
wedge_x: two creatures in time of peace, two in time of war
EvilBadman: They'll do the math in a timely fashion, surely
Sogheim: fog wasn't reprinted, right?
itsmeelliot: i guess you didnt lose!
Molladia: Ooooh asking if you're done? Do you need to go record something?
Mr_Horrible: oh *that's* a button
itsmeelliot: my bad
magical_writer: I have been gotten hard by convoke spells thinking my opp was tapped out.
Mr_Horrible: for sure that's a good button
Diabore: and sunny!
CaptainSpam: FREEDOM
xantos69:
50 Bits
dolphgrim: YOU WON IT
iris_of_ether:
NornsFelidar: LORWYN LORWYN LORWYN LORWYN
Pheonix888:
magical_writer: Thank you for the stream
hyalopterous: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO GG
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Currently Lethal is the name of my Motorhead coverband.
lamina5432: Gnight
BrowneePointz: that was a lor win. not a Sad-o-moor
Spades_Slicc: Dave Spokesman: What's going on . . . in Lorwyn
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Earthenone: !patreon
Earthenone: !pride
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Earthenone: !dragonshield
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Thanks for magics, @LoadingReadyRun . Enjoy your cute haircut, Cori!
Brozard: baaaiiii
EvilBadman: @Spades_Slicc there are many Kithkin...or cant? do they? Perhaps.
raulghoulia: nothing. whats ironwood with you
Mr_Horrible: me when I sit in Choral Chambers for an hour listening to the music
RatherLargeToad: Beef Fly?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Beef lie?
wedge_x: beeve fly
DarthRagnar815: Always love those.
Earthenone: couldent move the needle for 2026$?
Molladia: On Alex playing... Are we going to get any more Play it Forward?
Diabore: some cards real cheap
EvilBadman: @Earthenone the gimmick is they card has to be from 2025
Diabore: prisoning
Juliamon: Earthenone not enough cards released this year yet
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I wood iron, if I had nice audiobook or something.
A_Dub888: Kyle Fletcher’s quest?
DoodlestheGreat: Yay Jackbox!
loufghyslaufey: THAT, & fhe bunch of reprints coming up brtween the past couple of years
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
hyalopterous: BYYYYYE
realbadatthis_: @Molladia PIF got the axe when they changed the show schedules
loufghyslaufey: !next
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