ihlendrax: !box
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KeytarCat: !findquote spoilers
LRRbot: Quote #4829: "Spoilers: Heather's the smart one." βAlex [2018-03-23]
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a true statement
KeytarCat: Hi Fluff!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: How are you doing?
KeytarCat: weird week, probably dehydrated, but I hosted the local gayme night and did karaoke last night!
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds like it would have been really fun but also drink water/tea? Whatever helps you rehydrate
KeytarCat:
Working on it 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Good on you for hosting a local game night for the LGBTQIA plus community (I assume)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Genuinely if drinking sufficient volumes of water for rehydration is hard (I have times where my 'tism says just water is bad) as long as it's not an energy drink, coffee or the like it's better than you being reluctant to drink anything at all
KeytarCat: yeah! It's a gaming group that's been around for a while, but I only just joined the leadership group
KeytarCat: (my oven caught minor fire while I was typing. All good, but whoops!)
lamina5432: I'm a gaterade person and its probably not that healthy but better then some options
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would recommend Pedialyte as a gatorade alternative
KeytarCat: I have a hydration mix and water and juice to mix as needed
Diabore: sagnail
Earthenone:
lamina5432:
Wonderdoc: whats on the menu tonight?
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Jeez! i stopped using my oven because it was an active fire hazard and was so close to being able to use it to force my landlords to let me move due to the safety hazard. Then they must have caught wind
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Thefluffiestguineapig: These streams always end up being so goofy
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DoodlestheGreat: @TrentSSB Yeah, $20 for cards made during 2025. That's all they get to use.
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dog_of_Myth Same
KeytarCat:
@Thefluffiestguineapig I just forgot how much stuff collects at the bottom of a toaster oven, so I think a pat of butter from toast a week ago caught fire 
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goatprince: i wonder if they have a prerecorded video to run at the start of the stream or not
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 These are some of my favorite streams
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Dog_of_Myth: Woooo
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Omnipotrevor: "got a devil's haircut in my mind"
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CaptainSpam:
Happy Happy Happiversarhappy!
RealGamerCow: is Cameron a Homestuck?
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Sorator13: hey look! it's fn! it's pf!
Mindfire13: Is Cameron the villian this FNPF?
Diabore: its good and you should support in universe sets if you want more of them
Anubis169: !youtube
Earthenone:
wouldent this bit make more sense doing it FROM cardkingdom? for you know sponsor synergy?
RealGamerCow: @Omnipotrevor I had forgotten about that song, thank you for reminding me of it.
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Happy Partner anniversary!
Juliamon: (it's not)
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goatprince: bon anniversaire
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Happy Partner anniversary!
Spades_Slicc: Is 20$25 like BBno$?
Juliamon: the anniversary is in August
Anubis169: the date doesn't line up
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it's *really* not
Anubis169: Because Twitch
RockPusher: It's a couple days I think - and LRRs dates are always⦠weird
DarthRagnar815: Half-anniversary?
RealGamerCow: or birthday MONTH
CaptainSpam: It's my birthday year.
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Sarah_Serinde: My guess is it's because you got partner before the current partner program existed and Twitch is just confused
Diabore: i dont even like birthday hour
DoodlestheGreat: "It's my birthday month..."
Geldaran: ::frosty the snowman voice:: Haaaaapy Birthday!
Fr0Dough:
Happy Partner anniversary!
ShaneLeeAtk: It is my wife's birthday today, though
shendaras:
FatefulWaffle:
Dromos_GHG:
I mean it is my birthday week, but I wasn't gonna say anything 
EvilBadman: It"s LRR'S 30TH Partnerversary
GamerCat88: back in my day you could "Poke" on FB
jadielady:
used to have a friend who for all of October would say "Celebrate me 
"
RockPusher:
It wouldn't surprise me if this is the anniversary of them introducing the partner date tracking 
jessicaengle: The original hipsters
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Orestes290: Happy Friday then
N8Maple:
LOL
Dread_Pirate_Westley: On every loyalty app, I have a different birthday. Today Chipotle gave me free guac.
Spades_Slicc: February 6 7????
stippledotter: To this day, I make sure other folks have wished people happy birthday on Facebook before saying anything
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inet_max: Woopwoop
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goatprince: love him. worship him.
DoodlestheGreat: WUV U CAM
MrSarkhan:
MegaDosX: @Spades_Slicc No.
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KakuEpsilon: I also spent more in subs than this challenge
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RealGamerCow: oh jesus february is a week away
Sarah_Serinde: Twitch also gets really confused about bans that happened before it started showing bans and such viewer cards for mods/streamers, it puts them all on the same date even if they happened years before
RockPusher:
Praise Cameron, the Lewis Black of CheckPoint 
CaptainSpam: SPRING!!!
MegaDosX: Let's trade, I'm already tired of summer
Dog_of_Myth:
Anubis169: Sarah_Serinde: Yeah they're all 2019 or something
GamerCat88: out the airlock
Diabore: it was -40 today where i am, it sucked
Vinewood_OG: Wrap it up
EmoChicken42: New year, old meme
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Thefluffiestguineapig: No! I hate warm weather
Bugberry: Texas is getting a freeze this weekend, after almost no cold all Winter.
jimber_jam: It's -12 C here in Ohio. Winter is butts
MegaDosX:
@Bugberry I'm sure that'll go well with no issues at all 
stippledotter: I'm about to get 18" of snow in the southern USA
RockPusher: The highest the stakes get around here
Diabore: @Bugberry and as tradition, the governer is fucking out of there
Earthenone: !ppr
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jimber_jam Winter is easier to deal with than summer awfulness in Ohio
shendaras:
MegaDosX: Neat
neisan2112: @Diabore Fled Cruz
RockPusher: Huzzah for diversifying PPRs
MegaDosX: Oh hey CGB
Jaolen: excited for the PPR! because itβs the one time I get to watch gameplay because I canβt get cards
A_Dub888: PrePrift
Diabore: @neisan2112 very good
myknorman: -30 C here in the canadian capital. perfect to stay inside and watch the fellas
goatprince: graham it's explained in the video
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goatprince: graham,....... the video
Diabore: do reprints count?
southern_woodsman: @Diabore Senator. At least it's not outside the US this time right? /s
Bugberry: the biggest barrier, geography
RockPusher:
Somebody worked hard on that video - no idea who
RealGamerCow: I was hoping there would be a "Thanks Graham. I'm Graham, here at the YJ"
northos:
"2025AD" 
goatprince: rules: explained
MegaDosX: Oh interesting
EvilBadman: Oh no Graham has been infected by the hold the lav mic bug
Thefluffiestguineapig: @southern_woodsman Yaaaaaaaaaay I do not like that man
Diabore: OH, thats a new wrinkle
margieargie: Ah, good, making sure to specify they can't be from 2025 BC
southern_woodsman: @Thefluffiestguineapig Nobody here does
Diabore: vivi has gotta be cheap now right? (it doesnt)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @EvilBadman He does it sometimes on the vlog channel, I think it's more because they need to pass it around
northos: only an hour? oh no, I could probably spend all day doing this
Graham_LRR: @evilbadman I had to, we had to hand it around π«
Thefluffiestguineapig: I was correct in my theory as to why!
RockPusher: The mic on the card is a fun twist for handing it around
northos: just gotta wait until season 2
EvilBadman:
@Graham_LRR
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cameron does love aristocrats
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DeM0nFiRe: Spoilers!
Diabore: im excited for the 2026 version and someones on 56 forests 4 sappling nurserys
NotCainNorAbel: of course, and that helps
Micalovits: Cloud.dec
Sorator13: cloud... might cost more than $25...
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cloud is expensive
LaskoReadsComics: I find the "2025" restriction a little disappointing to be honest? I find that the price restriction is interesting enough that the additional layer feels *to me* like restriction for restriction sake
Jaolen: whoa, you got @graham_lrr to sub?!?
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stippledotter: Of course, cloud became a plank
frozenphoenix7: Got bad news on the cost of Cloud
Bugberry: @Sorator13 which Cloud though?
Sorator13: @Bugberry .......yes
bobokiddo:
Happy Partner anniversary!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LaskoReadsComics It's more because they have done a bunch of these
Omnipotrevor: Is this minimum 60 card decks?
Bugberry: @Sorator13 there is a Boros precon version.
tdapenguin: @Omnipotrevor Yes
SnowBuddy18: isn't Bloomburrow 2024?
RockPusher:
Dromos_GHG: ah there it is
SnowBuddy18: yeah
Sorator13: lol
A_Dub888: Graham βAll according to keikakuβ Stark
LaskoReadsComics: @Thefluffiestguineapig I get it! But I also think on some level a lot of the fun is plumbing the depths of magic history
Diabore: lets go adam!
stnrwzrd: hell yeah, extra turns
Dog_of_Myth: heck yeah
Mindfire13: Bloomburrow and Duskmoun are 2024. And Foundations, for the matter.
Sorator13: !card ultimecia
LRRbot: Did you mean: Ultimecia, Time Sorceress; Ultimecia, Omnipotent; Ultimecia, Temporal Threat
Fruan: When does Graham remember that "ooops all guttersnipes" is a draft theme in FF?
Sorator13: ah poo
Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's go Adam!
Anubis169: 'bzzt'
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh this is a good plan
tdapenguin: @SnowBuddy18 All physical cards must have been printed in 2025 (reprints allowed). Not that that's relevant for this time.
UtilityPunk:
Leave it to Adam to find a mommy card 
Anubis169: lightning!
JocelyneAnne:
Happy Partner anniversary!
goatprince: diva down.
Bugberry: Tokens seems like it would be a good budge deck.
GamerCat88: diva noooo
Dog_of_Myth: Yes Adam
HadesLeprechaun: yesss, burn em with wizards
stnrwzrd: avenger of the fallen + self mill
Micalovits: Magic: The Gathering indeed
EricTheOrange: well MTG if you play blue
frozenphoenix7: No, not right.
northos: for some definition of "game actions"
A_Dub888: Cameron βGame Actionsβ Lauder
AugmentingPath: Four Horsemen combo isn't real and can't hurt you
loufghyslaufey: Mhm!?
HadesLeprechaun: whoa you got the camera so high
CaptainSpam: Liking the forest mic.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LaskoReadsComics On the one hand yes, but on the other they do a lot of that with their eternal format play (some of which has some very not good cards for fun)
whatthebus: Four Horsemen intensifies
loufghyslaufey: Also, "Huh?"
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehe
Bugberry: @EricTheOrange you get to do game actions against Blue, those actions just get countered.
Otsgekee:
Happy Partner anniversary!
MegaDosX: This is that meme of the lady with the maths flying around her head
Nightecho06: The struggle when 60 card is rarer than 100 and 40
Dog_of_Myth: "The Value"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bugberry Or they get other benefit. As someone who is the UB faeries monster player
loufghyslaufey: @whatthebus Yeah, Wizards! "Year of the Horse" Secret Lair when?
UtilityPunk: Oh yeah, basics will cost like 8 CAD
Omnipotrevor: What a savings. Like 24 whole cents
electra310: By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings!
EricTheOrange: @Bugberry the joke was that when you play blue you do lots of game actions but don't progress the game
Earthenone: how long did it take to record this bit?
loufghyslaufey: Cool time
Bugberry: !card izzet player
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
HadesLeprechaun: @loufghyslaufey they just showed off the Year of the Horse cards today!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @loufghyslaufey When they aren't printing 50 secret lairs in a year
IanAllenBird: oh!
stnrwzrd: lmaooo
Dog_of_Myth:
frozenphoenix7: @loufghyslaufey I mean, they're doing Year of the Horse APAC promos, so that's kind of close(except for the part where they're APAC promos and thus going to be very hard/expensive to get outside of that region)
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehehe
Micalovits: In game right?.. Right?
electra310: In Minecraft!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Hopefully my opponent is playing a Suicide Black archetype poorly.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah, the lesson deck absolutely rips
loufghyslaufey:
is secretly 
(!?) Energy!?
Azralorne: Secretly?! ππ
UtilityPunk:
Every dollar past budget is -1 starting life
loufghyslaufey:
Hey, wait. 
looks.
loufghyslaufey:
Different here 
LoadingReadyRun:
@UtilityPunk 
I like that 
GrathXVI: Yeah, starting life should be adjusted by how you do on budget
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori steel cutter is not cheap
GrathXVI: So Cameron would start at 31 life and if you go over budget, you can go up to $44 without dying
Earthenone:
just buy packs
stnrwzrd: YES CORI LESSGOOOOO
Micalovits: Cori can get her steel cutter!
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES CORI
Serpens77: Cori Steel Cutter for Cori seems appropriate
Thefluffiestguineapig:
northos: it would be fun to have a starting-life handicap for how far under budget you can go or something like that
Raincoast_Bear: Team Cori!
Bugberry: chart your way through trash
stnrwzrd:
consult the star charts a banger
RockPusher:
ekplayscards: power move lol
Sorator13: Valid
xVoxtric: oh HELL yes
Anubis169: lol the forest
ProcyonFlynn: Never change Adam
Dromos_GHG: Wild
Mindfire13: Talent is 2024 (unless it was reprinterd somewhere)
Makoforte:
the power move of just
Thefluffiestguineapig: What was the most recent Anaphenza
Makoforte: 'buying a box'
Nightecho06: Objection, deckbox is not on table
xVoxtric: no one being happy is the best sign
lamina5432: I have trust in each and every one of you
Sorator13: oh man, coming back to the studio cameras... that is some picture QUALITY
Lord_Hosk: And throw in a pack of spiderman
Bacon_Trail: I fully expected graham to bring it back from video with "thanks, me!"
Sorator13: yeah I was surprised no one bought a booster with their spare money
ekplayscards: I feel so seen by Cameron rn
Dog_of_Myth:
RockPusher:
SymphonySolstice: like when you think of a witty comeback to someone a few days later while in the shower
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Don't"
Micalovits: Seems roughly right
Diabore: 22 per
control_rig: Huh
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's fascinating
EvilBadman: That counting the lands?
Wonderdoc: so 15 years ago Cam?
couchboyj:
Draft has 4 ofs on occasion
Mindfire13: 2025 Green Cards too pricy
stnrwzrd: did everyone take ONLY 4 of's ?? no one got 2 of a card?
Anubis169: typical
SymphonySolstice: green products are for the bourgoise
Thefluffiestguineapig: If a card is highlander playable?
whatthebus: as a recovering storm player, I don't know if it was ever *good*
sharkbearagator769: Hey G Non Magic question. What Vlog Mics do you use?
neisan2112: Especially if its good in Canlander
Anubis169:
Competitors... Start! Your! Decking! 
LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land β Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Micalovits: @whatthebus It was definitely tier 2 at least
yohini_: @sharkbearagator769 they looked like djis
LRRbot: Rabanastre, Royal City | Land β Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
Anubis169:
Treno 
I can hear Scott Joplin in my ears already
Fancy_frenchman: I woulda gone black red ff wizards with the spell slinger pingers
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Mindfire13: Dragonstorm also reprinted the gainlands from Khans
whatthebus: @Micalovits true, I won some FNMs with it
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think the black wizards in ff would be too expensive
fjordsword: Adam on grixis ... MY MAN!
Bugberry: Avatar has some common duals too.
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact β Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
bytecaster: Love rod
Thefluffiestguineapig: That thing is BRUTAL
Fancy_frenchman: @Thefluffiestguineapig Very funny timing haha
loufghyslaufey: !card steel cutter
LRRbot: Did you mean: Cori-Steel Cutter; A-Cori-Steel Cutter
KeytarCat: @bytecaster a what now??
Micalovits: @whatthebus Mostly suffered from being in the Deaths Shadow meta, and Thoughtsize sure is a card vs combo
GamerCat88: he needs a hero (start singing)
realbadatthis_: I just realized 20$26 is going to have 7 sets to choose from...
stnrwzrd: spare the rod, spoil the cameron
loufghyslaufey: Wait, what?
LRRbot: Invasion Reinforcements [1W] | Creature β Human Warrior Ally [1/1] | Flash / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token.
Khalstrom: Loved the wizard ping deck in FF
bytecaster: @KeytarCat I am saying I enjoy the black mages staff
KeytarCat:
I know
loufghyslaufey:
How'd they name a card after ?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Khalstrom It was great piloting, brutal to be on the receiving end of. Can confirm
couchboyj:
If tokens are in the budget, you get a pack of napkins and a sharpy
DrLigmaPhD: Does the ally sho up with essentially a pride participation trophy flag?
bytecaster: @KeytarCat Oh, I just thought it would be funnier if I explained it in a rare twist of fate
LRRbot: Rabanastre, Royal City | Land β Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
LRRbot: All-Fates Stalker [3W] | Creature β Drix Assassin [2/3] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target non-Assassin creature until this creature leaves the battlefield. / Warp {1}{W}
UtilityPunk: Is Cameron allowed to play real cards?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, yes Cameron
bytecaster: All those mages are gonna get stalked
LRRbot: Silent Departure [U] | Sorcery | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Flashback {4}{U}
Thefluffiestguineapig: I want this strategy to work so badly
Lord_Hosk: @loufghyslaufey They didn't. They named a card, after the mountain, that the monks that build the monistary dedicated to Cori named Cori.
whatthebus: @Micalovits the collateral damage of graveyard hate targeting the actually good decks also hurt
EricTheOrange: I do like the black mage ping deck
Desruprot:
Happy Partner anniversary!
Diabore: right innistrad remastered was 2025
bytecaster: Cam with the anti token tech
Anubis169: I love the skirmishing budget cards are capable of
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cam with the anti-creatures tech
AdamYMHMI:
Happy Partner anniversary!
loufghyslaufey: @Lord_Hosk Did she get two of those in her pool/library by any chance??!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 They're silly and it's the best part
LRRbot: Cornered by Black Mages [1BB] | Sorcery | Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
glitched_goddess: how many spider men cards made the cut
AdamBreadshark:
Happy Partner anniversary!
LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature β Human Cleric [1/3] | When this creature enters, you may exile another target creature. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Micalovits: Sorry, I was hungry
Diabore: jesus cam, thats hateful
Thefluffiestguineapig: @glitched_goddess Probably either too expensive or not good enough
LRRbot: Momo, Playful Pet [W] | Legendary Creature β Lemur Bat Ally [1/1] | Flying, vigilance / When Momo leaves the battlefield, choose one β / β’ Create a Food token. / β’ Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / β’ Scry 2.
itsr67: my gutter snipes will blot out the sun
ipoddodd: Do you guys anticipate raising the limit in the year 2100, or keeping it 20$ and pretending the 1 isn't there?
Krillin_fan: Cam's "Oops all Nekrataals" is proving powerful
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a great strategy that is miserable to play against unless you have a very fast spool up UB deck
LRRbot: Forbidden Alchemy [2U] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Flashback {6}{B}
Thefluffiestguineapig: Meaning blue black
Fancy_frenchman: I think just generic blue/white flyers coulda also been good this year with the flyers anthem in Avatar
Spades_Slicc: i dOnT kNoW hOw tO pUsH dAmAgE
Omnipotrevor: Momo has somehow always been my first pick every Avatar draft
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was the only way I could get through it, and only if I rapidly shut down their exile engines
LRRbot: Heartless Act [1B] | Instant | Choose one β / β’ Destroy target creature with no counters on it. / β’ Remove up to three counters from target creature.
Diabore: i mightve been a degenerate and tried to make rise of the tides work (make zombos equal to insatnt.sorc in bin
loufghyslaufey: "WINnistrad!!"
CrushOx: i want to learn into mtg, but it seems so overwhelming
Anubis169: CrushOx: Well do we have something for you...
Bugberry: @CrushOx the Arena tutorial is a good start.
LRRbot: Epic Downfall [1B] | Sorcery | Exile target creature with mana value 3 or greater.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I won't lie, I want some of the field notes Avatar cards so bad and I haven't bought a real magic card in so long
Anubis169: Wizards has a section on their youtube channel which explains the basics, each video is simple and straightforward
LRRbot: Waterbending Lesson [3U] | Sorcery β Lesson | Draw three cards. Then discard a card unless you waterbend {2}.
47MD: @CrushOx MTG Arena is free and you can learn at your own pace
LRRbot: Mystic Retrieval [3U] | Sorcery | Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. / Flashback {2}{R}
Diabore: small note, you can tap your staves
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a good loop
Micalovits:
Thanks G 
Diabore: yeah g caught it
CrushOx: i think i try at mtg arena
LRRbot: Wind-Scarred Crag | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
Spades_Slicc: Adam off red and Cameron off black
Anubis169:
MTG Arena is also a good bet 
AugmentingPath: good ol' Craig
Anubis169: the tutorial's solid
A_Dub888: dang, what did Inuyasha have against Craig?
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LRRbot: Airbender's Reversal [1W] | Instant β Lesson | Choose one β / β’ Destroy target attacking creature. / β’ Airbend target creature you control.
AugmentingPath: telling your fiend hunter to get bent, I see
Thefluffiestguineapig: @A_Dub888 I mean, they are an anime protagonist
Bugberry: typical airbender tactic, avoid and evade
couchboyj: They stopped making exile zone reminder cards
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bugberry Or make them hit themselves
lamina5432: I'm with nelly, with more of those designated exile zones I want more of those cards
LRRbot: Invasion Reinforcements [1W] | Creature β Human Warrior Ally [1/1] | Flash / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token.
Anubis169:
A_Dub888: he didn't like him?
Bugberry: @Thefluffiestguineapig like with a big rock
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets β3/β3 until end of turn.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bugberry Or their own attack
LRRbot: Airbending Lesson [2W] | Instant β Lesson | Airbend target nonland permanent. / Draw a card.
Fancy_frenchman: Hey Spider-Man makes a small appearance
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Downfall? But that's- the context of that reprint's artwork is... abysmal!?
Bugberry: To be fair, there are already a lot of cards that individually track a card in exile without having a named mechanic doing it.
Micalovits: Cast Momo, Say go-go
AdamYMHMI: Obviously the airbending reminder token should be an overturned cabbage cart
Thefluffiestguineapig: Momo being named after a dumpling is also precious
johnnylongtorso: wake me up before you momo
LRRbot: Heartless Act [1B] | Instant | Choose one β / β’ Destroy target creature with no counters on it. / β’ Remove up to three counters from target creature.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AdamYMHMI No we already have too many of those memes
Micalovits: @AdamYMHMI It should be while it is in the from being flipped
Bugberry: @Thefluffiestguineapig I thought Momo means Peach?
loufghyslaufey: @Micalovits I just realized that this character is literally named after a "peach" >_<
Lord_Hosk: airbent card
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bugberry It might, there's also a type of dumpling that is called a momo-gar
A_Dub888: !findquote sideboard
LRRbot: Quote #569: "You know you can't just sideboard from the ENTIRE LIBRARY of cards. Why did you HAVE this?" βCameron [2015-08-05]
Welbog: Cameron's deck is strong against Adam's. Hard counter.
AugmentingPath: heartless act depicts that time in ATLA when Appa got all his counters taken off of him
GamerCat88: sideboard in this economy
gualdhar: cyborging is proof of an inferior deck
northos: sideboarding is an admission of defeat
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig To be fair, as a non-watcher of the show, cabbage is the only meme I know from the world of Avatar.
Bugberry: @Thefluffiestguineapig I seem to remember, when Aang finds him, he is eating a peach.
Lord_Hosk: Is Camerons card still airbent there?
UnknownFriday: What was the phrase? "Sideboarding is an admission of defeat?"
DrLigmaPhD: Momo is an excellent "What'd you call me?"
glitched_goddess: isnβt momo peach in Japanese
MegaDosX: That is a thing apparently, Googling it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup! Tibetan dumplings!
saucemaster5000: momos are excellent dumplings
MegaDosX: Tibetan and Nepali cuisine
loufghyslaufey: Momo as in "peach" in Japan....!?
LoadingReadyRun:
Fun Fact: there are only 3 Lemur cards in MtG. all of them are Momo
BrowneePointz: Momotaro, lil peach boy
Micalovits: A dumpling sorta looks like a peach?
Spades_Slicc: It turns out, there's more than one asian culture
Anubis169: a day when you learn something is a day not wasted
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun All Will Be Momo
raulghoulia: the lemure isnt a lemur?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @raulghoulia He's a flying lemur
LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
James_the_Dabbler: I wonder if it has something to do with something inside something else
electra310: Momocinization
loufghyslaufey: Technically I know it from the show "DanDaDan"
Bugberry: Just looked it up, Momo brings the Gaang some fruit that Sokka eats, which includes a peach.
ArtDecoSunburn: @raulghoulia It's a demure lemur.
LRRbot: Scoured Barrens | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
yohini_: @Micalovits we are onto something
MegaDosX: @raulghoulia A lemure is indeed not a lemur, and it led to a bit of a joke in its reprint art
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact β Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
LRRbot: All-Fates Stalker [3W] | Creature β Drix Assassin [2/3] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target non-Assassin creature until this creature leaves the battlefield. / Warp {1}{W}
zaooo:
Ooh, my local Nepalese place has momos 
drewm1022: Its like deja vu all over again.
LoadingReadyRun: @raulghoulia lemure should have been oracled to be a lemur
Anubis169: something something time loop
LRRbot: Professor Zei, Anthropologist [{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Creature β Human Advisor Ally [0/3] | {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Professor Zei: Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your turn.
Bugberry: @MegaDosX I like the Time Spiral Lemure reference too.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah the deep sigh from Adam
A_Dub888: βI am the Black Mage, I have the rods that makes the peoples fall down.β
LRRbot: Momo, Playful Pet [W] | Legendary Creature β Lemur Bat Ally [1/1] | Flying, vigilance / When Momo leaves the battlefield, choose one β / β’ Create a Food token. / β’ Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / β’ Scry 2.
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Thefluffiestguineapig: I just think of the YouTube channel ZeFrank when I see LeeMure written out
LRRbot: Invasion Reinforcements [1W] | Creature β Human Warrior Ally [1/1] | Flash / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token.
Micalovits: Damn, not even giving the professor the rod
LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature β Human Cleric [1/3] | When this creature enters, you may exile another target creature. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Micalovits: Oh right, thats gonna happen
Thefluffiestguineapig: Keeping up counterspell mana
LRRbot: Forbidden Alchemy [2U] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Flashback {6}{B}
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or at least some kind of counter mana
Sorator13: did Adam play Prof last turn? don'ty think it can tap for its ability yet?
Micalovits: It was the turn before
LRRbot: Epic Downfall [1B] | Sorcery | Exile target creature with mana value 3 or greater.
Sorator13: ah, alrighty
drewm1022: HIs mana was untapped.
Sorator13: I am clearly distracted
UnknownFriday: Dang, Cam bougie enough to buy the foil Fiend Hunter.
Micalovits: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
LRRbot: Tragic Trajectory [B] | Sorcery | Target creature gets β2/β2 until end of turn. / Void β That creature gets β10/β10 until end of turn instead if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn.
MegaDosX: Just chucking that guy intp a black hole
LRRbot: Professor Zei, Anthropologist [{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Creature β Human Advisor Ally [0/3] | {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Professor Zei: Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your turn.
LRRbot: Wind-Scarred Crag | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets β3/β3 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Heartless Act [1B] | Instant | Choose one β / β’ Destroy target creature with no counters on it. / β’ Remove up to three counters from target creature.
Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN
LRRbot: Kindly Customer [1W] | Creature β Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
KeytarCat: cromch
Bugberry: Zuko's date
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was good timing and Heartless Act as a card makes me sad
Diabore: and the cat in founcations
DrLigmaPhD: And the cat
yawgmothsbarginbin: AND Helpful Hunter as well
LRRbot: Cornered by Black Mages [1BB] | Sorcery | Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
yohini_: helpful hunter, i love that cat
Thefluffiestguineapig: Helpful Hunter is a good floof
yawgmothsbarginbin: SUCH A GOOD CAT
yohini_: dare I say... the best cat
yawgmothsbarginbin: Arguably my favorite cat in magic
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact β Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
fjordsword: Cameron mercilessly mowing down everything Adam has
Thefluffiestguineapig: No, not the best cat. I love the 9 lives familiar
BrowneePointz: Say go? More like Cameron's deck is...Saikyou...... *nervous fake laughter*
yohini_: @Thefluffiestguineapig another good cat
LRRbot: Interceptor Mechan [2BR] | Artifact Creature β Robot [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, return target artifact or creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Void β At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Anubis169:
1HP is not 0HP! 
yawgmothsbarginbin: I think the only other cat I like more is Cauldron Familiar
Thefluffiestguineapig: I also love using Regal Caracal to make all of them all bigger and have life link
yohini_: partial to ajani's pridemate- still a cat
Thefluffiestguineapig: No argument from me, Leonin are absolutely cats
yohini_: big cats
Thefluffiestguineapig: 1 life and a dream
Bugberry: I wish Lion Turtle was a big more splashy, but also a good cat from this past year.
yawgmothsbarginbin: @yohini_ Classic. I used to run soul sisters but so I played that cat a TON
DrLigmaPhD: @yohini_ A cat with huge arms and violence in his heart
yohini_: RIP
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: ooh sick! another LGS budget challenge! any special rules besides $25 and have to build it with stuff from YJ?
Anubis169:
yohini_: @DrLigmaPhD So true
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cam's deck RIPS
yohini_: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen has to be from 2025
sirsemaj429: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen Only cards from 2025
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen Cards from the last year
Sorator13: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen must be cards printed in 2025 (can include reprints, as long as the printing you use was printed in 2025)
Anubis169:
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: ahhhhh, neat rule
Omnipotrevor: Turns out preventing your opponent from ever having a creature works!
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coachNelly:
Happy Partner anniversary!
coachNelly: i missed round1. who played?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think the trick against Cam's deck is you need something that punishes him for eliminating your creatures or you need to out speed him
Anubis169: Adam vs. Cameron
coachNelly: dangit
Anubis169:
also the anniversary's in August 
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coachNelly: was it a good match?
DoodlestheGreat: Wellllll.....
e_bloc: they're all good matches brant
coachNelly: i'll watch the vod when i can
matthaus_c:
it was tokens vs. fiend hunters, so 
barbmitzvah: Strong showing from Cam's airbending deck I think
Thefluffiestguineapig: When I did blue black faeries I made it painful for them to remove things unless they did it in very specific orders and they had to play against my removal and counters
dungeonmasteralek:
Happy Partner anniversary!
Anubis169: It was fun, Cameron had a deck I've nicknamed "Nope"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cameron is playing "Bag it"
Anubis169: i think against another deck, Adam's would do great
e_bloc: Adam finally made a reference too deep for me to understand
Thefluffiestguineapig: At that time in alchemy there was a lot of WB with so much exile removal
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 Adam's deck absolutely rips most people to pieces it seems like
iris_of_ether: oooh, more UFO50
Thefluffiestguineapig: But when you can't get going that ping deck just can't do anything
iris_of_ether: It's the game that keeps on gamin'
Thefluffiestguineapig: @iris_of_ether Heard you like games so I put more games in your games so you could game while you game
Earthenone: those 2 decks really showed why no one played a green card
Micalovits: I just realized they are doing the PPR right into Live, thats a long ass day
Anubis169: Welcome back!
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig see also: Dave the Diver
goatprince: the forest from the recording was the green card featured today
Anubis169: sidebag
UtilityPunk: They are cards of all time
Bugberry: Time is unfair
e_bloc: Graham is a monster!
Anubis169: hehehehe
iris_of_ether:
UtilityPunk:
The sleeves are probably more expensive than these decks
Dog_of_Myth:
Chenderle:
Happy Partnerversary!
Micalovits: I hope his partner doesn't love disappointing him
LRRbot: Nesting Bot [W] | Artifact Creature β Robot [1/1] | Start your engines! / When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. / Max speed β This creature gets +1/+0.
Anubis169: UtilityPunk: However they are worth it!
loufghyslaufey:
Omg, the "Sideboard Tech" 
Anubis169: !dragonshield
coachNelly: arena clicky noise
Chenderle: they call me speed
Anubis169: and not as expensive with that discount
DoodlestheGreat: Is "Partner Anniversary" going to become the "Sonic's Anniversary" for the next few years?
MegaDosX: Cori has a need. A need for speed.
millenomi_Aura: it is the NEED, the need for SPEED
e_bloc: little late in the day for speed
Anubis169: vroooooooooooom!!
millenomi_Aura: du-du-du-dup!
loufghyslaufey: Happy Anniversary, Ashley Turner!
GamerCat88: skrt
e_bloc: or I guess exactly the right time
LRRbot: Baron, Airship Kingdom | Land β Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
iris_of_ether: Vrrrrrmm
loufghyslaufey: Wait, what are we talking about?
e_bloc: @loufghyslaufey this is a very good joke
Bacon_Trail: vroom vroom, I'm in me mum's car
MegaDosX: Speed go up
UtilityPunk: Can confirm, Dragon Shields are nice and more affordable than you think
millenomi_Aura: du du du dup! x 2
Bugberry: time to shift into Maximum Overdrive
Anubis169: that is a spectacular island
CompleatedPinkie: Are there barons in Baron?
LRRbot: Astrologian's Planisphere [1U] | Artifact β Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature is a Wizard in addition to its other types and has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell and whenever you draw your third card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature." / Diana β Equip {2}
matthaus_c: very nice Island
Earthenone: did cori need a new pip on the overlay?
Chenderle: uh oh
Dog_of_Myth: That card rules
e_bloc: thats no 2025 island
MegaDosX: I remember this card having some hype around it, did that ever eventuate?
AugmentingPath: And you can Diana it for 2 mana
LRRbot: Grim Bauble [B] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, target creature an opponent controls gets β2/β2 until end of turn. / {2}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Surveil 2.
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX sure didn't
LoadingReadyRun: did anyone just make car noises out loud at home?
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun You can't prove that I did
millenomi_Aura: du du de doop!
Mr_Horrible: beaten to death with a tchotchke
LRRbot: Pretending Poxbearers [1{W/B}] | Creature β Human Citizen Ally [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token.
Micalovits: I lost to it in cube last week cause I missed it was a counter, not just untill end of turn
Chenderle: @MegaDosX it was in some Vivi decks
raulghoulia: you cant prove I did
iris_of_ether: Both at home *and* in chat
millenomi_Aura: it's the same card!
LRRbot: Iguana Parrot [2U] | Creature β Lizard Bird Pirate [2/2] | Flying, vigilance / Prowess
Diabore: it IS prowess
millenomi_Aura: lies!
millenomi_Aura: prowess!
Cannonfodder79: Graham's deck list seems like a ruse
Cannonfodder79: deck name*
Mr_Horrible: @Chenderle you could put a stone card from Balatro in some Vivi decks
MegaDosX: !card grim bauble
LRRbot: Grim Bauble [B] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, target creature an opponent controls gets β2/β2 until end of turn. / {2}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Surveil 2.
LRRbot: Razor Rings [1W] | Instant | Razor Rings deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. You gain life equal to the excess damage dealt this way.
Earthenone:
G lied with deck name, Cori lied with color identity
Bugberry: Witness Cori!
Mr_Horrible: Dead Weight but with a different type and some added value
MegaDosX: Cori you can flip the card over to show max speed
goatprince: bigger than before.
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A_Dub888: @Earthenone lies all round
millenomi_Aura: da du da de dup! x4!
MegaDosX: Imagine that
e_bloc: props to cori for building a deck for gulf and western legend Jimmy Buffett
Dog_of_Myth: Cool Technology
coachNelly: @goatprince bigger than before.
e_bloc: but shouldn't she have the parrot?
millenomi_Aura: pchooooo
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cool Technology!
loufghyslaufey: Prowess pirate.... stealing common! (...maybe.)
goatprince: @coachNelly bigger than before......
Mr_Horrible: "Watch the skies!" vs "Watch this, guys!"
neisan2112: In florida they come from the trees
loufghyslaufey: *at common! (I meant...)
UnknownFriday: The trees, usually, especially if it gets too cold in Florida.
LRRbot: Firebending Lesson [R] | Instant β Lesson | Kicker {4} / Firebending Lesson deals 2 damage to target creature. If this spell was kicked, it deals 5 damage to that creature instead.
UtilityPunk: Iguana Parrot: a species of semi-aquatic flying birbs
Mustang_Redcloak: Where singles from the commander decks that came out in 2025 available to use?
UtilityPunk: Nowhere's safe
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GrimmWonderland:
Happy Partner anniversary!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I really tried to figure out how to make a "WITNESS ME" fury road deck work but the vibe didn't work
neisan2112:
@UnknownFriday 
frozenphoenix7: Servo facts?
MegaDosX: !servofacts
MegaDosX: Aw
Bugberry: Ally facts?
Micalovits: Not sorry - Servo
DrLigmaPhD: Syr Vo?
Mr_Horrible: serving O, as the kids say
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MegaDosX: @DrLigmaPhD I'd kinda love this for an un-set. Might be a bit goofy for a proper set though
DrLigmaPhD: @MegaDosX Could be in flavor text
Bugberry: @MegaDosX sounds like Unstable's UW faction of robot knights.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or Syr Vo featuring in a return to somewhere that a servo got left
MegaDosX: Ca-caw (spoken)
Mr_Horrible: just get Serge to do the VA for it
LRRbot: Otter-Penguin [1U] | Creature β Otter Bird [2/1] | Whenever you draw your second card each turn, this creature gets +1/+2 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.
Bugberry: biiiird man!
MegaDosX: Look at those birds.
Thefluffiestguineapig: And then got knighted, and it's serious business
SymphonySolstice: Loki the Raven style "gwah."
saucemaster5000: like the dog in discworld that can talk so just says "bark"
Micalovits: A penguin and then... an-otter penguin!
dolphgrim: Half penguin, half otter, all evil
Chenderle: lol
SavageSmudge:
Happy Partner anniversary!
Micalovits: Damn, slower than Paul
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature β Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail β When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
MegaDosX: On this day, you see clearly?
Mr_Horrible:
me when I don't block: 
Julian_Rogue: buffet style? not the aristo-snacks?
LRRbot: Mist Raven [2UU] | Creature β Bird [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, return target creature to its owner's hand.
SymphonySolstice: birb
Sorator13: Miss Traven?
Dog_of_Myth: birb
Dromos_GHG: you mist it?
frozenphoenix7: Would you say it was missed?
dolphgrim: Bird kindred
e_bloc: I haven't seen it for a while and I sure mist raven
SymphonySolstice: hrrn.
Strebenherz: storm crow is on the stack
LRRbot: Lightless Evangel [1B] | Creature β Vampire Cleric [2/2] | Whenever you sacrifice another creature or artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
MegaDosX: I think I had one of these in my prerelease deck
millenomi_Aura: down with the nobility!
millenomi_Aura: I knew this deck had so many peasants it was bound to have some lurking aristocrats
LRRbot: Iguana Parrot [2U] | Creature β Lizard Bird Pirate [2/2] | Flying, vigilance / Prowess
e_bloc: those are just words
Fruan: Little grabbies
Khalstrom: lil grabbies
SymphonySolstice: two fingies
e_bloc: it says it has craftiness
dolphgrim: Grabbersss
LRRbot: Twin Blades [2R] | Artifact β Equipment | Flash / When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains double strike until end of turn. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Equip {2}
Micalovits: Oh no
Chenderle: uh oh
MegaDosX: Oh wow
Omnipotrevor: It could grasp the equipment by the husk
MegaDosX: Budget Embercleave
loufghyslaufey:
It has TALONS!
Mustang_Redcloak: oh no
Sorator13: !card astrologian's pl
LRRbot: Astrologian's Planisphere [1U] | Artifact β Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature is a Wizard in addition to its other types and has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell and whenever you draw your third card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature." / Diana β Equip {2}
Chenderle: can parrot hold a planisphere AND twin blades?
dolphgrim: Embercleave coded
millenomi_Aura: double bonk
Mustang_Redcloak: Embercleave at home
pn55: This does not please the Cori...
LRRbot: Tolls of War [WB] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a Clue token. / Whenever you sacrifice a permanent during your turn, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
MegaDosX: I enjoyed Embercleave when it was in Standard in my Knights deck
BrowneePointz: oodo's of Cluedos
MegaDosX: Being able to say "red red you're dead" was just fun
couchboyj: Temubercleve
loufghyslaufey: Everyone DUCK! This birb is Armed! "...& winged!"
BrowneePointz: and get an ally
CaptainSpam: Hey, Alex, remember Cluedles?
47MD: EMBERCLEAVE AT HOME
Mr_Horrible: budget embercleave, "The Spicy Slice"
Fruan: If it kills them the turn it comes down, and you were attacking with less than 4 creatures, its' BETTER than embercleave!
Mr_Horrible: if you stand them upright, Cori
Strebenherz: missed the stream start, how many games we had so far?
MegaDosX: This is game 1 of round 2
Strebenherz: sweet than kyou
Fruan: Oh, wait, no trample, I'm wrong.
MegaDosX: Cameron beat Adam 2-0 in round 1
e_bloc: I have to say, opening up my shipment from card kingdom and the art in lorwyn is pretty damn great
Strebenherz: oh no
Mr_Horrible: do like, maybe 70% of your worst
SymphonySolstice: rip
Mr_Horrible: "Break in case of DOBs"
e_bloc: just when you thought death was binary
Micalovits: Dark Souls hurt noice
ThorSokar: sounds like a great Card Kingdom button
A_Dub888: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
BrowneePointz: it's just a Howie Scream
MegaDosX: I'm sure Ian could make something like that if he put his mind to it, given the buttons for Desert Bus
TheAwkes: The "That Was Easy" button.
loufghyslaufey:
No worries. 's got this
millenomi_Aura: I miss cohost so much.
loufghyslaufey: Right, Chat?
GamerCat88: loud incorrect buzzer interrupted by pipes being dropped
Mr_Horrible: "No! You should have waited!"
Mr_Horrible: I should see if I still have the Dark Souls talkstone app installed on my phone
MegaDosX: I think all the decks we've seen so far have been neat
Mai_Andra: <thwomp noise>
e_bloc: did you consider vivi
iris_of_ether:
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land β Plains |
MegaDosX: @e_bloc Vivi is still like $20 USD lmao
Mustang_Redcloak: Have you considered Lyse Hext from the FF Commander set?
Bugberry: I appreciate starting with a card from the first and last set of 2025, both which die into a 1/1.
mexfire: i forget what the challenge was
Dog_of_Myth: @e_bloc One Vivi is the entire budgett
AugmentingPath: Yeah, then iguana parrot takes the role of the Monument to Endurance... in that it deals lethal damage
loufghyslaufey: Does it Top 8 the Pro Tour these days? Or whatever they call them now?
MegaDosX: @mexfire Deck under CAD $25, all cards are printings from 2025
loufghyslaufey:
The one 
tried to build
e_bloc: thats only 50 cents a vowel
MegaDosX: !card consult the star charts
LRRbot: Consult the Star Charts [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of lands you control. Put one of those cards into your hand. If this spell was kicked, put two of those cards into your hand instead. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
couchboyj: Planosphere is a cube card
LRRbot: Nesting Bot [W] | Artifact Creature β Robot [1/1] | Start your engines! / When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. / Max speed β This creature gets +1/+0.
MegaDosX: It does a reasonable impression of Dig Through Time
LRRbot: Baron, Airship Kingdom | Land β Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
LRRbot: Pretending Poxbearers [1{W/B}] | Creature β Human Citizen Ally [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token.
HadesLeprechaun: Josh Lee Kwai's card of the year based on their video about 2025
e_bloc: and one tundra
MegaDosX: Love the Thriving lands for budget builds
Lord_Hosk: old mountain
LRRbot: Sidequest: Catch a Fish [2W] (back: Cooking Campsite) | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's an artifact or creature card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you put a card into your hand this way, create a Food token and transform this enchantment.
loufghyslaufey: Reminded myself od Duskmourn NOT being a '25 set.
Micalovits: Feeeesh!
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: FISH
loufghyslaufey: *of Duskmourn
MegaDosX: Fisch is fish
LRRbot: Cooking Campsite (front: Sidequest: Catch a Fish) | Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
A_Dub888: Final Fantasy: Guys Trip
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: hey chat, whatβs the origin/lore of the Muffin icon as the Games Won icon and Sub Read progress bar?
LRRbot: Whoosh! [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.
Bugberry: you discover a new recipe
adept_nekomancer: Too windy for fishing? Sad.
LRRbot: Bender's Waterskin [3] | Artifact | Untap this artifact during each other player's untap step. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
loufghyslaufey: But does it... "DanDan?"
loufghyslaufey: The Sidequest
Micalovits: Good ol into the roil
johnnylongtorso: wait a minute, Bender's name isn't Bonder!
Micalovits: !card into the roil
LRRbot: Into the Roil [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.
Bugberry: Basically Wilderness Reclamation
loufghyslaufey: Even being in white
saucemaster5000: also water hopefully
loufghyslaufey: v. blue
saucemaster5000: I flunked dwarf fortress
Fruan: Put jello in the waterskin. Become ungovernable.
e_bloc: Dark Cloud 2 sidequest play spheda when
Strebenherz: there's no "p" in "water skin", let's keep it that way
LRRbot: Mist Raven [2UU] | Creature β Bird [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, return target creature to its owner's hand.
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raulghoulia: they put milk in the water skin and thats how we originally got cheese
Lord_Hosk: I fill my water skins with the skin off cooling gravy
Pywodwagon: a lot of people dont get the choice to keep their waterskin
LRRbot: Path to Redemption [1W] | Enchantment β Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block. / {5}, Sacrifice this Aura: Exile enchanted creature. Create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. Activate only during your turn.
LRRbot: Self-Destruct [1R] | Instant | Target creature you control deals X damage to any other target and X damage to itself, where X is its power.
MegaDosX: Kaboom
LRRbot: Pretending Poxbearers [1{W/B}] | Creature β Human Citizen Ally [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token.
Fruan: The path to redemption is to become a suicide bomber. Uh, in minecraft.
LRRbot: Boar-q-pine [2R] | Creature β Boar Porcupine [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Khalstrom: Weird weird
Bugberry: they just get angry about it I bet.
millenomi_Aura: I wouldn't worry
e_bloc: yeah we got there eventually
millenomi_Aura: it's just one counter
MegaDosX: Post hypnotic suggestion
LRRbot: Consult the Star Charts [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of lands you control. Put one of those cards into your hand. If this spell was kicked, put two of those cards into your hand instead. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
owangel1: He does it cause Kenny Omega lol
EvilBadman: Damn you Kenneth Omegath
Lord_Hosk: @MegaDosX OK I will
Lord_Hosk: Hypnotic Suggestion
LRRbot: Sudden Strike [1W] | Instant | Destroy target attacking or blocking creature.
Pywodwagon: wait a second thats a real ass magic card
MegaDosX: You activated her trap card
LRRbot: Sidequest: Catch a Fish [2W] (back: Cooking Campsite) | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's an artifact or creature card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you put a card into your hand this way, create a Food token and transform this enchantment.
MegaDosX:
LRRbot: Otter-Penguin [1U] | Creature β Otter Bird [2/1] | Whenever you draw your second card each turn, this creature gets +1/+2 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.
Micalovits: Damn, Cori is big brain with that bait
Micalovits: Cathing crabs is pretty easy though
MegaDosX: I've been fishing a couple of times, caught a few fish but only once one that we could actually hang onto
raulghoulia: I fell asleep and dropped my pole in the water
e_bloc: I think it's fine but I hate baiting the hook or taking the fish off the hook
Krillin_fan: I can't hear "catch a fish" without my brain immediately making it sound like Scooter from Borderlands saying "catch a ride"
HadesLeprechaun: fishing and hunting: both extremely boring, imo. At least fishing usually has nice sights and just going around a lake in a boat can be nice
LRRbot: Hei Bai, Spirit of Balance [2{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature β Bear Spirit [3/3] | Whenever Hei Bai enters or attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Hei Bai. / When Hei Bai leaves the battlefield, put its counters on target creature you control.
MegaDosX: Hey bye
Dog_of_Myth: @Krillin_fan Same
saucemaster5000: fish got perfected
Aarek: smoke fish every day!
Mai_Andra: One time I went fishing was literally the most bored I have ever been in my entire life.
LRRbot: Cooking Campsite (front: Sidequest: Catch a Fish) | Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
adept_nekomancer: Hei Bai is an odd looking fish
MegaDosX: Cori also still draws for turn I believe
Micalovits: You catch a fish(creature) or boot(artifact)
e_bloc: I haven't done it since I was like 13 so that probably says it all
Mai_Andra: (Although I have been other times that were fine, so I guess it depends on mood or company or <shrug>.)
Simonark: Your first fishing trip you're already hooked, and after the trip to the ER from that, back on the water.
Pywodwagon: I used to go deep sea fishing with my grandpa when I was younger, that was fun
Khalstrom: The booze is mostly the point
KeytarCat: Y'ever play string tug with a cat? That's why I like fishing
saucemaster5000: I've been fly fishing a couple times. The fishing? Boring? The fresh grilled trout? delicious
lamina5432: had a dad that was a big fisherman. I strongly recomemend deep sea fishing for people
e_bloc: the ice shack is a little old place you can drink some beers at
adept_nekomancer: @KeytarCat Fish -- the cats of the ocean.
MegaDosX: Did Cori draw for turn after revealing Hei Bai and putting him in her hand?
NotCainNorAbel: mt Dad figured out we liked the catching of fish so we did a lot of pan fishing/release.
KeytarCat:
LRRbot: Whoosh! [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.
Bugberry: Parent took me dove hunting as a child and I saw a dove get its head twisted off. Never did that again.
Mai_Andra: I like fishing in video games. I ended up loving the fishing in Final Fantasy XV.
Mai_Andra: I do wish the stand-alone FFXV fishing VR game had better controls, but I still enjoyed it enough to get the platinum trophy.
MegaDosX: @Bugberry Grim
LRRbot: Mai, Jaded Edge [1R] | Legendary Creature β Human Noble [1/3] | Prowess / Exhaust β {3}: Put a double strike counter on Mai.
Micalovits: But G, I though it was not prowess
Bugberry: Mai becoming exhausted is such good flavor.
daedela: hair looks great, cori
coachNelly: everyone who remembers to say "May" on those cards when its spelled 'my' deserves a medal
LRRbot: Mardu Devotee [W] | Creature β Human Scout [1/2] | When this creature enters, scry 2. / {1}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}. Activate only once each turn.
e_bloc: unfortunately the second strike results in a dead ball and the batter is automatically out
Mr_Horrible: Mardu Supreme, that ping pong movie
saucemaster5000: Marty KFC
coachNelly: marty debussy
martypunker: Hello. I'm Marty Dupree.
LRRbot: Hei Bai, Spirit of Balance [2{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature β Bear Spirit [3/3] | Whenever Hei Bai enters or attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Hei Bai. / When Hei Bai leaves the battlefield, put its counters on target creature you control.
Mai_Andra: flavor text written by the Swedish Chef
HadesLeprechaun: mardy dabu dee dabu dai?
iconicshadow89: Marty dupree is a winger for the leafs
evil_h2o_elf: ceci n'es pas une prowesse
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GamerCat88: i can picture Marty being the guy who walks into a deli shop and everyone yells his name
MilkInBags: no
GamerCat88: ok
MegaDosX: Nah
Anubis169: GIVE
Strebenherz: get me some poutine
AdamYMHMI: On it
frozenphoenix7: Might be a little cold by the time it gets to you
e_bloc: you want some Maryland poutine?
saucemaster5000: it'll be cold when you get it
niccus: are you sure you want to attempt a poutine delivery in this weather
Pywodwagon: I need poutine from that bbq place there again
GamerCat88: well it is your partner anniversary
coachNelly: damnit now i want poutine
Pywodwagon: that shit RULED
margieargie: I don't think there's anywhere to get it around where I am but...
Fruan: Twitch chat is useful for exactly one thing, and bringing stuff to the moonbase is not it.
AdamYMHMI: It may be very, very cold and several days old by the time it gets to you though
Mr_Horrible: Yeah Nah, Spirit of Balance
Omnipotrevor: None anywhere near me, but KFC does have this new chicken, gravy fries, and cheese curds bowl
Cptasparagus: poo tine
adept_nekomancer: I don't think I've seen anywhere that actually serves poutine in my state (southern US)
Julian_Rogue:
and thats how LRR finds out their opsec is compromised when the doordash twitch chat ordered shows up 
LRRbot: Twin Blades [2R] | Artifact β Equipment | Flash / When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains double strike until end of turn. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Equip {2}
e_bloc: I had poutine at the Florida state fair once. it sucked
Micalovits: But G - there is only one penguin?
BrowneePointz: there's a bbq place in town that makes Burnt Ends Poutine and it's phenomenal
Mr_Horrible: "We gave this otter penguin 2 swords, just to see what would happen. Let's watch:"
Strebenherz: okay general zhou
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz that does sound kinda perfect yeah
Bugberry: otter penguin now has ice skates.
Mr_Horrible: revoking their license posthaste
LRRbot: Self-Destruct [1R] | Instant | Target creature you control deals X damage to any other target and X damage to itself, where X is its power.
MegaDosX: Florida Man makes poutine
Mai_Andra: aw... I miss Florida...
Pywodwagon: theres decent poutine at disney but thats illegal because its made by canadians
saucemaster5000: we tried taking poutine from florida and they bit us
e_bloc: I went in eyes open on that one
Bugberry: If anywhere in the south has poutine I'd bet Austin has it, but haven't checked.
Balaur1135: @MegaDosX Who knew that's how WWIV starts
pipshardfour: minnesota state fair has some killer dill pickle poutine
glitched_goddess: thatβs like going to a dive bar and ordering shrimp scampi
DrLigmaPhD: You can cut out the last two words and just say "What's Fiorida doing?
DrLigmaPhD: "
Musicsquid: dude I had a poutine burger also at the FL state fair and it was beyond awful
MegaDosX: Talk, Valentina
BrowneePointz: I mean, the FL State Fair is not known to have banger food. That's Texas Iowa and Minnesota's state fairs
BrowneePointz: they're the Big 3 for a reason
Decaped: Does Canada actually have the best poutine? it's kinda rare for origin countries to make the best
LRRbot: Grim Bauble [B] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, target creature an opponent controls gets β2/β2 until end of turn. / {2}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Surveil 2.
Micalovits: Surely Cori doesn't have a land that has an ability
LRRbot: Rally the Monastery [3W] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you've cast another spell this turn. / Choose one β / β’ Create two 1/1 white Monk creature tokens with prowess. / β’ Up to two target creatures you control each get +2/+2 until end of turn. / β’ Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
millenomi_Aura: sometimes you gotta live it up before you give⦠it⦠up?
millenomi_Aura: I guess?
BrowneePointz: but yea the Quality of American Poutine goes up depending on quality of Local Cheese
ShaneLeeAtk: But... I'm never gonna give it up
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adept_nekomancer: @BrowneePointz I'd imagine Wisconsin does awesome poutine then
Sorator13: @ShaneLeeAtk no ska for you, then?
Mr_Horrible: fauxtine
Pywodwagon: anyways I am going to go to town on poutine in toronto in a couple weeks
Datnade012: @ShaneLeeAtk I'm never gonna let you down
MilkInBags: that's why we had to keep poutine here, everyone else is butchering it
Pywodwagon: and then promptly freeze to death
Mr_Horrible: Adam you're an influencer
ShaneLeeAtk: I have such a hard time continuously picking it up...
HadesLeprechaun: Wisconsin got that squeaky cheese curds
Omnipotrevor: Look up KFC's new Mattyβs Cheesy Nuggy Gravy Bowl
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: sometimes I wish I liked cheese curds more
Fancy_frenchman: The American version is actually called poo-tine or sh*t
coachNelly: you could get Indian poutine
e_bloc: I don't trust anyone to tell me what is and is not poutine unless they're Canadian
Sasu010:
Happy Partner anniversary!
Micalovits: "US" and "Good Cheese" doesn't really go together
Pywodwagon: I've been there!
yohini_: butter chicken putine sounds delicious
Territan: Now I need to MAKE poutine.
BrowneePointz: @adept_nekomancer yea the northern midwest is dairy country and vermont/new hampshire as well
yohini_: poutine*
GamerCat88: ohh butter chicken poutine sounds DELISH
Simonark: Yes, but we don't know your address to deliver it, and that's for a whole array of very good reasons that shouldn't change.
coachNelly: god imagine not doing anything else while watching twitch tv. that would be the life
Mr_Horrible: @Micalovits we *do* have more than velveeta, to be fair
SymphonySolstice: good ol new york fries
drewm1022: Local chicken place does fries with local cheese curds, chicken gravy, and pieces of fried chicken. They don't call it poutine though, hrm.
MilkInBags: to sound exotic i guess
Mustang_Redcloak: Boston pizza?
Sorator13: Montana's Grill, too
coachNelly: i have another job on my other monitor, hello
Pywodwagon: the pulled pork poutine I got on serges rec was also quite good
e_bloc: I dont unterstand anything
Sorator13: likewise not from Montana
yohini_: Hey nelly
MilkInBags: adam are you 7
gibbousm: chicken nuggies
SnowBuddy18: tendies and poutine? hell yeah
HadesLeprechaun: Adam wants that bar food
fcloud: Friday Night Adam's Hungry Fight
Mr_Horrible:
me with the fried chicken I just got: 
drcthulu: Did Adam get enough good boy points for chicken tendies?
MilkInBags:
GamerCat88: get got
frozenphoenix7: You're at least an 8.5 Adam
MilkInBags: biiiiiiig
Fancy_frenchman: The only good thing about American cheese is the melting point is consistently better usually for burgers and grilled cheese and even then if you know what you are doing mozzarella or others do just as well
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Swiftwater Cliffs | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
Lord_Hosk: Boston Pizza... Inventor of the Hawaiian pizza. The most Canadian sentance.
Mai_Andra: Nelson secretly grinding rank on UNI in the evenings...
e_bloc: I had a cobb salad with about two chicken tenders tonight, it was good
Sorator13: Adam you're definitely at least an 8.5/10
ipoddodd: never give adam access to your ubereats account, apparently
LRRbot: Bagel and Schmear [1] | Artifact β Food | Share β {W}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery. / Nosh β {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life and draw a card.
couchboyj: Like half the major cities in the states are known for their signature style of pizza. Boston is not on the list.
saucemaster5000: wait now I want that
MilkInBags: yeah get his ass chat, compliment adam
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itsr67: yup
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Mr_Horrible: I'd wager they do not say that
MegaDosX: I have never heard anyone say that before
SymphonySolstice: I don't think they say that
GrathXVI: @couchboyj Unfortunately, Altoona IS on the list and their "pizza" is an abomination
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature β Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail β When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
Krillin_fan: tonight's FNPF brought to you by "Food, just all sorts of food"
saucemaster5000: "they"
HadesLeprechaun: @Mr_Horrible with what money?
Mr_Horrible: unless Adam is exclusively on "payday loan" social media
LRRbot: Baron, Airship Kingdom | Land β Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
Fancy_frenchman: @couchboyj And then there's DC which is known for Mumbo Sauce
LRRbot: Mai, Jaded Edge [1R] | Legendary Creature β Human Noble [1/3] | Prowess / Exhaust β {3}: Put a double strike counter on Mai.
Mr_Horrible:
@HadesLeprechaun wait a second... 
OH FUC-
EvilBadman: Cori's short a muffin, the nonfood kind
fcloud: "half the cities in the u.s." is a funny way to talk about new york and chicago
LRRbot: Stormplain Detainment [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
northos: eh, Boston has pretty large Greek and Italian immigrant populations, they have good pizza even if it's not its own "style"
Sorator13: she's just tired.
Mr_Horrible: she loves to sigh, and we love that for her
Sorator13: always tired.
Territan: Fair enough that there's no real thing like "Chicago Clam Chowder."
Sorator13: Yes
Krobster:
Alles Gute zum Partner-JubilΓ€um!
Bugberry: imprisoned
LRRbot: Boar-q-pine [2R] | Creature β Boar Porcupine [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
GamerCat88: jail vs prison
Mr_Horrible: Smell In A Cell
BrowneePointz: @fcloud St Louis, Detroit, New York and Chicago thank you very much
Fancy_frenchman: @fcloud The other two are Seattle and Cleveland obviously
Mr_Horrible: waking up covered gravy and curds
glitched_goddess: Chicago Clam Chowder sounds awful
Sorator13: if the rum sauce on your poutine is enough to get you drunk.... something's wrong
adept_nekomancer: If you get poutine that results in you waking up in a jail cell, you might be doing poutine wrong, or possibly very right.
Territan: "Do you have any idea how fast you were poutining?"
realbadatthis_: microdosing jail in the drunk tank
MegaDosX: Oh dear
saucemaster5000: so it was a good incubus show
Lord_Hosk: @fcloud Detroit St Louis, Philadelphia, New Haven,
LRRbot: Mausoleum Guard [3W] | Creature β Human Scout [2/2] | When this creature dies, create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.
Mr_Horrible: "This sound is pedestrian, I'm leaving" *immediately yarfs*
Fancy_frenchman: @realbadatthis_ This made me laugh way too hard
MegaDosX: That's the age when everyone makes the best decisions
glitched_goddess: Iβve been craving Cincinnati Chili
fcloud: @BrowneePointz @Fancy_frenchman ok #1 i've never heard of any of those other places being known for their pizza. #2, i still maintain there are more than 8 cities in the u.s.
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible good use of yarf
Simonark: Is New Orleans Pizza another Canadian exclusive?
Mr_Horrible: to be it's a good time to make bad decisions
johnnylongtorso: I'm glad you didn't find that you should be the one behind the wheel
MilkInBags: because it sucks
Sorator13: @Simonark NOLA pizza is such an odd concept
MilkInBags: it's always been bad
BrowneePointz: Fitness Culture
FelidarSov: Finally
shea_wolfe: Gotta go to a Ren faire
Aarek: bread makes you fat
LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
glitched_goddess: Panera still does it
BrowneePointz: and anti carb fitness crap
Bugberry: panera bread still has them I think
Omnipotrevor: Adam was the real life version of LRR's Jonny?
saucemaster5000: this is how the revolution begins
yohini_: unfortunately some of us saved our bad decisions for our mid to late 20s
Mai_Andra: Wow... this is how I learn?
realbadatthis_:
@Fancy_frenchman glad to hear it
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 I heard it again on a podcast recently (someone talking about their pet turtle; he's fine), and it's re-entered my vocab for probably the next year
Lord_Hosk: @Aarek (spits out bread) WHAT? bread makes you fat?
Athelgar: That is Coke bread erasure
A_Dub888: @Simonark I thought that was a Po Boy
fjordsword: they're passe now
Fancy_frenchman: I would argue more places in the US are known for Barbecue rather than Pizza
adept_nekomancer: Pan-airport
Sorator13: Panera also doesn't make their bread in-house anymore, so it sucks anyway
aClonedPickle: all bread bowls were used for cola
MilkInBags: tim hortons was bought and they removed all canadian stuff
CompleatedPinkie: It's not quite poutine, but I'm very fond of the fry bowls from Opa of Greece (oddly enough, another Canadian fast food chain).
fcloud: fly to another city's airport and eat at their panera, immediately fly back
dark_archer: Oh, Thin Twice, Just another day for you in Paradise
cheshire_creeper: Imagine...Bread Bowl Coke Soup
stippledotter: Panera also just tastes like airplane food
far2muchsarcasm: You can come down to Seattle and have Ivar's chowder
glitched_goddess: did find a great gyro place across from the community challenge
saucemaster5000: you can get bread bowls of gumbo at disneyland
Sorator13: @cheshire_creeper why imagine? don't let your dreams be dreams!
GamerCat88: what is your fav food to have in a bread bowl?
Lord_Hosk: Panera is one of those places like Subway, that was much better and much cheaper 20 years ago.
Bugberry: @GamerCat88 has to be broccoli cheddar soup.
cheshire_creeper: @Sorator13 this is less of a dream and more of a nightmare scenario honestly
Mustang_Redcloak:
far2muchsarcasm: @Lord_Hosk Word
Sorator13: @Lord_Hosk tbf, Panera's quality tanking happened like. a year ago? if that. It's fairly recent.
GamerCat88: @Bugberry yas, yum!!!!
Mr_Horrible: you can do that at a PAX show floor, it's true
Mr_Horrible: although I ain't been since 2019
Mr_Horrible: it generates arguments, Graham
LRRbot: Bagel and Schmear [1] | Artifact β Food | Share β {W}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery. / Nosh β {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life and draw a card.
Mr_Horrible: both irl and in mtg
BrowneePointz: and Marvel Super Heroes
dark_archer: Every time I cast think twice, I think of Phil Collins
MilkInBags: ah yes, magic as we like it
saucemaster5000: bagel sandwiches require capers
millenomi_Aura: AND with Marvel Super Heroes
Lord_Hosk: Panera's biggest problem I guess is that they have been shrinking sizes and raising prices for years
Micalovits: Soon we will have more sets in New York than on Lorwynn
Mr_Horrible: "A second Eldrazi titan has hit the towers"
DaFhaye: What do you mean we already started getting turtles
Mustang_Redcloak: The Marvel set also goes back to NYC
LRRbot: Firebending Lesson [R] | Instant β Lesson | Kicker {4} / Firebending Lesson deals 2 damage to target creature. If this spell was kicked, it deals 5 damage to that creature instead.
whatthebus: I haven't been to a Panera in 15ish years because they were awful then, but maybe that's just my local franchises
DrLigmaPhD: Can't wait for the Home Alone 2 set in NYC
millenomi_Aura: this is how you get turtles
Orestes290: Damn, New York is getting a whole block
millenomi_Aura: troublesome
EvilBadman: If they can make Magic sets there, they can make them anywhere,
Mr_Horrible: I mean it's Marvel
Mindfire13: 1 more set until you can have a sealed night where you have New York City block cunstructed!
Mustang_Redcloak: Yea
DrLigmaPhD: Avenger's Toweer is
Bugberry: @Micalovits if you count Shadowmoor, that is at 5 sets.
Mr_Horrible: it can't *not* have NY
yohini_: @millenomi_Aura home alone mtg
Lord_Hosk: The Star Trek Set is on Vulcan
LoadingReadyRun: Secret Lair: Escape From New York
Omnipotrevor: Sounds like we need to....'escape from New York'
HadesLeprechaun: well it'll certainly have *some* NY, Stark Tower, etc
e_bloc: fuck me probably
Omnipotrevor: Damnit
anactualheehaw: you have to go to New York to get good pizza from Vancouver Fries
Mindfire13: *constructed
BrowneePointz: we've seen suspiciously None Mutants
meaninglessMeg: no mutants iirc
MilkInBags: this makes me really eager to spend money on magic the gathering
zombub:
Twitch shows me a button, I click on it Happy Partner anniversary!
detectiveYarmas:
Happy Partner anniversary!
Mr_Horrible: "Charles... the goatee works, Charles..."
Fancy_frenchman: GRAVITY SQUEEZE
Micalovits: @Bugberry Yup, and we are going to hit 3 NY in less than a year somehow
Dromos_GHG: lots of Avengers and FF characters
Forlorgen: DR doom
Mr_Horrible: rights stuff, prolly
LRRbot: Lingering Souls [2W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. / Flashback {1}{B}
Bugberry: Namor was shown I think.
yohini_: @e_bloc i like adding probably to that phrase haha
47MD: racist
saucemaster5000: magneto was right
DrLigmaPhD: Wanda was on the design team I guess
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: quicksilver is in there, thatβs been spoiled
BrowneePointz: folks think that it's gonna be like Capes for the first set, then the Xmen, then Cosmic/Magic @LoadingReadyRun
couchboyj: X Men will probably get their own set later
ShaneLeeAtk: I need a Snake Pliskin Commander
itsr67: Isn't quicksilver spoiled
Mr_Horrible: "Dale"
Mai_Andra: saving it for the full X-Men set next year
GamerCat88: Marty!
Sorator13: so, a bunch of Aunt May?
Uniclonus: Stinkin' muties will probably get their own set
Morrigan9: frank, from issue 14
Fancy_frenchman: Buffy set when?
BrowneePointz: Quicksilver is revealed, the Galactus Saga
saucemaster5000: all the flavor text reads like obituaries
Solo_Support:
Susan destroyed standard :
:
Mr_Horrible: "This guy's been in a brownstone in Bushwick for 15 years" "Does he have powers?" "Fuck no"
adept_nekomancer: "I cast Bob, from accouting!"
Bugberry: The Spider-man set had a few of the regular people as un-named creatures, like Guy in the Chair.
e_bloc: every character that Bruce Campbell has played in a spiderman movie
BrowneePointz: Doctor Doom is spoiled for Adam's enjoyment
Vinewood_OG: Karen banned when?
Painfully_Dyslexic: there are only two UB sets I'm holding out hope for is Berserk or Dark Souls
glitched_goddess: Make a Star Wars set filled with only Glub Shittos
yohini_: universes beyond: regular guy edition
Micalovits:
lingering souls
AdamYMHMI: Jimmy? Oh, he's a legend around here.
Mr_Horrible: FOOT DIVE
frozenphoenix7: 1U to cast Carol the Barista
BrowneePointz: His Card Slaps Adam
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land β Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
Mindfire13: I'd do a prerelease of a set that was just random things from real life.
DrLigmaPhD: Doom always has that shit on too
Manae: So this just once again reminds me of my daughter making a 1/1 hero token but labeling it Jeff, He's Just a Guy
northos:
I mean, Susan was an actual card from Doctor Who
Omnipotrevor: What we need is for one of these properties to merge the crossover even more, and make them reciprocal. Have planeswalkers in New York. Have MTG costumes in the next FF
Mr_Horrible: Adam says that to us at the start of every home stream
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: βDoom toots as he pleases!β
Mustang_Redcloak: That's a reference to Stalin
Mai_Andra: the full-art alternates show glimpses of major heroes in the background that are normally hidden by the card border
glitched_goddess: I hope they give Doctor Doom a Foot Dive card
itsr67: I will be a bit disappointed if this is the only big marvel set and they don't have like at least 80% of the mvc marvel cast
MilkInBags: is Stalin in marvel
LRRbot: Iguana Parrot [2U] | Creature β Lizard Bird Pirate [2/2] | Flying, vigilance / Prowess
Mr_Horrible: @glitched_goddess it's gotta have buyback
BrowneePointz: !card Doctor Doom
LRRbot: Doctor Doom [4BB] | Legendary Creature β Human Scientist Villain [3/3] | When Doctor Doom enters, create two 3/3 colorless Robot Villain artifact creature tokens named Doombot. / As long as you control an artifact creature or a Plan, Doctor Doom has indestructible. / At the beginning of your end step, you draw a card and lose 1 life.
johnnylongtorso: Universes Beyond: The Death of Stalin
BrowneePointz: yea it was revealed in the first look
Mr_Horrible: it's just been previewed, iirc
itsr67: Gravity squeeze as a kill spell would go hard
Mr_Horrible: not actually printed yet
BrowneePointz: yep!
yohini_: As a aussie, that is correct
MegaDosX: From the first look at the Super Heroes set
saucemaster5000: @itsr67 didn't read the marvel part and was about to be a smartass about "well all the capcom chars won't be in it"
Syntheticuh: ive never read the comics so my only experience with dr doom is from the mid 00s fantastic four movies, so im interested to see why everyone loves him in doomsday
CompleatedPinkie: I couldn't hear - what color did G choose for Crossroads Village?
Painfully_Dyslexic: Karen puts stun counters on managers
Mr_Horrible: it's UB
BrowneePointz: Doom Wins as he Pleases
Mr_Horrible: that's the explanation
LRRbot: Nesting Bot [W] | Artifact Creature β Robot [1/1] | Start your engines! / When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. / Max speed β This creature gets +1/+0.
CompleatedPinkie: Ah, thanks.
dark_archer: I'm actively not buying Marvel crossover cards
GamerCat88: Doom bot, bot bot ah doom bot diibe dot ah doom bot
e_bloc: it would be funny if dr doom just sucked out loud
millenomi_Aura: DU DU DU DUP
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature β Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail β When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
SnowBuddy18: first Most Wanted or Carbon
Micalovits: Good answer
BrowneePointz: Need for Speed Underground 2 man
shea_wolfe: Whoops wrong life total
BrowneePointz: it was so good
47MD: underground?
underhill33: @BrowneePointz hell yeah
Mr_Horrible: I miss the good Burnouts
saucemaster5000: everyone liked hot pursuit because it had american cops in it, right?
Micalovits: The rest of us where thinking about Need for Speed games
LRRbot: Waterbending Lesson [3U] | Sorcery β Lesson | Draw three cards. Then discard a card unless you waterbend {2}.
yohini_: Yurp
Painfully_Dyslexic: @dark_archer same, have zero interest in the star track set as well
yohini_: got me thinking about that racing game unbounded
dark_archer: Phil Collins Think Twice
Bugberry: @Painfully_Dyslexic I'm at least interested because LRR helped on it.
dark_archer: @Bugberry Hmm.. that does make me consider
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Goated Adam
Micalovits: Garf Cat 2
BrowneePointz: a lot of the forzas are honestly great
saucemaster5000: TRUE
LRRbot: Midgar, City of Mako // Reactor Raid | Midgar, City of Mako | Land β Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. // Reactor Raid [2B] | Sorcery β Adventure | You may sacrifice an artifact or creature. If you do, draw two cards.
Micalovits: Garf Cart
Mr_Horrible: Adam immediately getting a +2 from every boomer in the chat (including me)
yohini_: garf kart is pretty goated
saucemaster5000: Bring back Timber the TIger!!!
Bugberry: I have yet to play Kirby's Air Riders, but I loved the original.
Bruceski: Podracer was pretty sweet in the "going too fast to blink" category of racing games
JDMan94: Bigger fan of Crash Team Racing over Diddy Kong Racing myself
BrowneePointz: Reminder, the Burnout folks are making a Star Wars Racing game
LRRbot: Tolls of War [WB] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a Clue token. / Whenever you sacrifice a permanent during your turn, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Makoforte: The crashing game!!
LoneGoat: was burnout takedown 3 or 4?
yohini_:
@BrowneePointz 
DaFhaye: Oh Burnout Takedown was so much fun
Aarek: @BrowneePointz now this is podracing!
Makoforte: god. that was such a part night game
DaFhaye: That was PS2?
Bugberry: Burnout Revenge and Takedown were both great. I liked some of Paradise
Makoforte: like
Mediocre_Man5: Burnout 3: Takedown is indeed the best Burnout
HadesLeprechaun: I don't like almost any racing game, but Forza 5 was incredible
saucemaster5000: buddy
Bugberry: Gen X doesn't exist.
Krillin_fan: Adam, I have bad news...
BrowneePointz: I blieve it's called Unc Slop now Adam
LRRbot: Scoured Barrens | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
Mr_Horrible: I said (including me) for a reason, dawg
Wonderdoc: I love burnout, franchise slaps, I wish we'D get a new one
Mustang_Redcloak: It was cool how there were multiple vehicle types
Makoforte: we'd just hotswap the controller and take turns at crashing the best, it was so good
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
Mr_Horrible: Adam doing the "PS2's not retro" meme
Krillin_fan: It's about Diddy Kong Racing
Makoforte: god
DaFhaye: God Burnout Takedown and SSX Tricky were so much fun
glitched_goddess: Dr.Robotnikβs Ring Racers is a fan game thatβs really good and technical. imagine Crossworlds if it was good.
LoneGoat: chat what format is this?
itsr67: diddy got cancelled
Makoforte: that would be so good for a themed CTS month or something?
Bugberry: Diddy Kong Racing was the game always at my dentist office as a kid.
Mr_Horrible: @DaFhaye Psymon and his guillotine air...
Makoforte: 'Classic Party Games'
EvilBadman: @LoneGoat Kitchen table
Solo_Support: rip diddy kong
JDMan94: +2 bit
calculated_uncertainties: @LoneGoat budget
Mustang_Redcloak: GTA: Vice City was closer to the 80's when it was released, than we are to GTA: Vice City's release to today
Makoforte: just like. set up a PS2 with things like Burnout or 4 player racing or stuff like that.
Solo_Support: they fired in spurts
Mr_Horrible: DK Morgan Chase taken to court over massive wire fraud
yohini_: it fired in spurts
EvilBadman: The Banana Horde
LoneGoat: @calculated_uncertainties budget standard?
Vinewood_OG: How do you steer with all that oil?
saucemaster5000: Don't ask what bumper the badger did
Sapphic_Shenanigans: This funky guy was making a funny face
BrowneePointz: He has the Peanut Popgun
johnnylongtorso: @LoneGoat cards printed in 2025 (including reprints as long as they have a 2025 copyright), $25 budget
Mediocre_Man5: look, we all know what Wizpig got up to, and I'm ashamed it took this long to bring him to justice
Mr_Horrible: he was from a different time, Cori!
LoneGoat: thanks @johnnylongtorso
Mr_Horrible:
also it's fine to say that stuff about Italians!
couchboyj: 200 gallons of coconut oil found in Diddy Kong Racings closet
LRRbot: Bounce Off [U] | Instant | Return target creature or Vehicle to its owner's hand.
calculated_uncertainties: @LoneGoat in this economy?
glitched_goddess: that racist elephant has stock in baby oil
Makoforte: (like way back when you did things like power stone on Ian's mildly tortured dream cast)
ipoddodd: when you un the summon
LRRbot: Mist Raven [2UU] | Creature β Bird [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, return target creature to its owner's hand.
millenomi_Aura: when you un the summon on the oven in the food
hd_dabnado: everything dies, and now for the sports
Micalovits: Surely they reprinted Settle the Wreckage in all the bonus sheets last year so Cori has one
yohini_: hot oven left cat
LRRbot: Killing Wave [XB] | Sorcery | For each creature, its controller sacrifices it unless they pay X life.
Mr_Horrible: I was gonna make a "$25 and it's not enough for a 2nd Stock Up" joke but apparently it's <10 now (still disgusting)
hd_dabnado: eyoooo
Sorator13: D:
Mustang_Redcloak:
Strebenherz: DANG
AugmentingPath: why do they call it oven when Ygra eats it all
millenomi_Aura: LOL
Fruan: is... is that a 2025 printing? what?
Diabore: @Fruan innistrad remastered
jimber_jam: innistrad remastered
HadesLeprechaun: Innistrad Remastered baybee
ElektroTal: the innistrad remaste...that
Mr_Horrible: "Remastered sets!" *jazz hands*
Micalovits: "bump on the night -> bump in the night"
Mr_Horrible: although it's funny they recognized yeah that shouldn't be a rare
LRRbot: Midgar, City of Mako // Reactor Raid | Midgar, City of Mako | Land β Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. // Reactor Raid [2B] | Sorcery β Adventure | You may sacrifice an artifact or creature. If you do, draw two cards.
fjordsword: draw your card from the clue
MegaDosX: Excellent budget wrath tbh
LRRbot: Whoosh! [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.
Micalovits: I can't believe I made the Settle joke, and Cori massively out styled it
LRRbot: Otter-Penguin [1U] | Creature β Otter Bird [2/1] | Whenever you draw your second card each turn, this creature gets +1/+2 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.
Mr_Horrible: only just now noticing Cori's cursed sleeves
Mr_Horrible: A+
Cptasparagus: no, thats just a lie lol
MegaDosX: Is there a gas leak?
Cptasparagus: neun
itsr67: good
Mr_Horrible: @MegaDosX no that's just how Adam operates
LRRbot: Tolls of War [WB] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a Clue token. / Whenever you sacrifice a permanent during your turn, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Wonderdoc: Is there a gas leak? Nein
fjordsword: @MegaDosX always has been
coachNelly: omgosh cori is cooking
hd_dabnado: Sir Gasleak is my favorite arthurian knight
ArtDecoSunburn: So, is an otter penguin like a platypus? Does it lay eggs?
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Is gas a vampire?
GamerCat88: gas knocks and waits
Mr_Horrible: gas taking a number at the DMV
shendaras: Like a vampire
glitched_goddess: gas doesnβt have hands duh
saucemaster5000: gas isn't a ghost
LRRbot: Scrounge for Eternity [2B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Return target creature or Spacecraft card with mana value 5 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Then create a Lander token.
HorusFive: The gas would knock first. It wasn't raised by wolves
ArtDecoSunburn: @hd_dabnado Nights of the wavy table.
HadesLeprechaun: perfect seals, Paul just has to hope streams finish before he runs out of air
Krillin_fan: You don't get to be a noble gas by being rude
DeM0nFiRe: "It's technically not a gas leak if I am intentionally flooding your room with it" -- Paul, probably
Micalovits: AND a lander? Neat!
LRRbot: Mausoleum Guard [3W] | Creature β Human Scout [2/2] | When this creature dies, create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.
coachNelly: magic: the gathering
Mr_Horrible:
me when I land 'er token: 
LRRbot: Nightblade Brigade [2B] | Creature β Goblin Soldier [1/3] | Deathtouch / Mobilize 1 / When this creature enters, surveil 1.
Mindfire13: I loved that card in my EOE prerelease deck
LRRbot: Whirlwind Technique [4UU] | Instant β Lesson | Target player draws two cards, then discards a card. / Airbend up to two target creatures.
coachNelly: how dare
GamerCat88:
HorusFive: Malevolent Waves is by B*tthole Surfers cover band
Drum0_0:
There was a think twice in the graveyard too.
saucemaster5000: adam's mind powers working as god intended
Micalovits: What was the top card?
Mr_Horrible: today was the day we learned there's no justice in the world
HorusFive: @Mr_Horrible oh. We knew already
ElektroTal: grahamron
saucemaster5000: finally
Mr_Horrible: leaves town... IN A COFFIN
drcthulu: leaves town in a body bag
adept_nekomancer: Loser leaves town... in a box!
Sogheim: I liked Cameron's story in the latest Checkpoint
saucemaster5000: burial at sea
Mr_Horrible: (all expenses paid)
MegaDosX: Loser leaves reality
Micalovits: Sometimes you get better after dying!
AugmentingPath: loser can't be buried on hallowed ground
shendaras:
DeM0nFiRe: Loser leaves this crazy town we call life
cheshire_creeper: Deathmatch, winner leaves town
EvilBadman: Feast or fired
Mustang_Redcloak: Deathmatch implies that Undertaker could return. SO you need loser leaves town for him
Bugberry: @HorusFive tangentially, the card Flame Wave has an easter egg of someone surfing on the flame wave in the art.
HorusFive: @Mr_Horrible Free funeral!! Count me in!
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 mental image of either Cameron *or* Graham planking as they're yeeted into the bay
goombalax: so... split?
Dog_of_Myth: Make sure to offer your opp. to cut when you're shuffling your mortal coil.
Mr_Horrible: @HorusFive I still think about that "y'all can bury me loose" tweet at least once a month
glitched_goddess: middle of turn five everyone just hears takerβs bell
Mr_Horrible: @glitched_goddess getting someone to sit bolt upright like him from out-of-sight behind the table would be very good
itsyourgirlsummer_1:
Happy Partner anniversary!
tryllebanjo: Yaaaaay!
Makoforte: so will it be a $26 dollar challenge in 2027?
Mr_Horrible: it's a good thing I'm easily amused
adept_nekomancer: The Poutine Club
GamerCat88: der club
HorusFive: It's hard to enjoy this stream without looking at the screen
InfiniTokens:
Happy Partner anniversary!
e_bloc: its the circle of strife
Vinewood_OG: The Sex Cauldron... I thought that place got shut down!?
Mai_Andra: I was about to say "Good Friday was last month" but then I realized it's January again somehow...
InfiniTokens: Who can only eat ONE candy?
coachNelly: reese's pieces
saucemaster5000: Gumdrops
Sorator13: Reese's
Sorator13: easy choice
underhill33: reese's cups
iconicshadow89: butterfingers
Dog_of_Myth: Reese's easy
lirazel64: Horehound drops.
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: peachβs are a good one
coachNelly: the reeses fan locked quick
scytop: that smell is just the gas leak
Mai_Andra: Fireballs? Nekko Wafers?
saucemaster5000: reese's is wildly overrated imo
GamerCat88: what about 5lb gummy worm
lamina5432: jolly ranchers
Mr_Horrible: peach rings would probably be up there for me
niccus: are mints in this group?
loufghyslaufey: Churros! Because "Shut Up!" (Sorry... chat.)
LoadingReadyRun:
big sour key is strong
UnknownFriday: I keep coming down on Skittles.
InfiniTokens: Probably a straight up chocolate bar, because it's very versatile and can be eaten with and within various things
BrowneePointz: I think Snickers
Mr_Horrible: we had sharks of those, iirc
BrowneePointz: Snickers are just kinda well rounded
loufghyslaufey: Am still sorry
johnnylongtorso: Trader Joe's dark chocolate peanut butter cups
Omnipotrevor: Terry's chocolate orange
HadesLeprechaun: malted milk balls, probably
InfiniTokens: @GamerCat88 The 5 lb Reese's PB cups are better
LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Renkai_116: SO MAGIC
Mr_Horrible: Adam would make a good Plato analog
Mr_Horrible: tbh
Sorator13:
Cam
LRRbot: Tolls of War [WB] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a Clue token. / Whenever you sacrifice a permanent during your turn, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
lirazel64: PatΓ© fruits.
UnknownFriday: I feel like anything chocolate ignores pastries that contain chocolate, so those are out.
Mr_Horrible: so real
LRRbot: Professor Zei, Anthropologist [{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Creature β Human Advisor Ally [0/3] | {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Professor Zei: Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your turn.
loufghyslaufey: I mean, they're still a baked good? So... idk.
GamerCat88: @InfiniTokens 100% agree. i just see those crazy worms at the gas station by me so it was on my mind lol
Mr_Horrible: days, Cameron
Mr_Horrible: days
accountmadeforants: And now I've internalized Plato and Aristotle arguing about candy
HadesLeprechaun: pwofessah! I heff twelve metchstick
HorusFive: Oh no. Adam's plan worked
circusofkirkus: making adam look better
ElektroTal: m&ms
UnknownFriday: Congrats, you've found the new "Is a hotdog a sandwich?"
Strebenherz: messages go brr
MilkInBags: i am engaged because of the 7/10
e_bloc: when Adam is the responsible adult in the room I worry
adept_nekomancer: We love typing things in little boxes.
LRRbot: Anafenza, Unyielding Lineage [2W] | Legendary Creature β Spirit Soldier [2/2] | Flash / First strike / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, Anafenza endures 2.
LoneGoat: if your gummy keys are jingling, might want to throw them out
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
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LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets β3/β3 until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: 2/2 flash first strike is already dredging up sins of yesteryear
Mr_Horrible: even without the endure
AugmentingPath: I don't know what Anafenza do, I only know what Anafenza don't
loufghyslaufey: @UnknownFriday Yeah. Heh, that was kjnd of my mood of whether Churros being "candy"
e_bloc:
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e_bloc: scorpion death lock
LRRbot: Ticket Tortoise [2] | Artifact Creature β Turtle [3/1] | Defender / When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you create a Treasure token.
UnknownFriday: @loufghyslaufey Churros aren't a candy, they're a pastry. Entirely different thing.
saucemaster5000: engagement leads to marriage
InfiniTokens: If you could eliminate one candy from the face of the planet, which one would you choose?
LRRbot: Sidisi, Regent of the Mire [1B] | Legendary Creature β Zombie Snake Warlock [1/3] | {T}, Sacrifice a creature you control with mana value X other than Sidisi: Return target creature card with mana value X plus 1 from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
Mr_Horrible: "This ticketmaster will outlive you and it's a federal crime to harm them"
Bugberry: @InfiniTokens Licorice easy.
Fancy_frenchman: @InfiniTokens Milk duds
loufghyslaufey: @UnknownFriday I did go there anyway. I don't think I'm that far off
Mr_Horrible:
Sidisi you used to be a 4/6 
Mr_Horrible: candy buttons
adept_nekomancer: It's candy corn.
Strebenherz: american smarties
accountmadeforants: @Bugberry You've just obliterated 2/3rds of the candy isles in my country
QuixoticZ: circus peanuts maybe?
ShaneLeeAtk: Snickers
ElektroTal: candy corn rules and i will hear no guff
Fancy_frenchman: @Mr_Horrible It has been a bit she's decaying
ihlendrax: Circus peanuts.
johnnylongtorso: circus peanuts, because nobody will be disappointed to see it gone
e_bloc: black jelly beans (I love them though)
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: circus peanuts
MrSarkhan: you leave my candy corn alone
Dog_of_Myth: Malt balls
Mai_Andra: but i like candy corn...
GusTT:
Feliz aniversΓ‘rio de parceria!
Bugberry: @accountmadeforants your welcome
saucemaster5000: I'll elminate reese's. I am inevitable
ElektroTal: the one you want to get rid of are circus peanuts or boston baked beans
Mr_Horrible: thrilling in the chaos
drcthulu: you monster
Strebenherz: TIME TO FIGHT CAM
Diabore: youd have my vote cam
ShaneLeeAtk: Hell yes
saucemaster5000: Damn cam beat me to it
Khalstrom: Monster
loufghyslaufey: @adept_nekomancer What are those made of again?
coachNelly: you would never know peace a day in your life
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: YOU MONSTER
Sorator13: I would cry
TheWriterAleph: Cameron Lauder.
LRRbot: Silent Departure [U] | Sorcery | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Flashback {4}{U}
Mustang_Redcloak: I would respect you
pipshardfour: how dare thee
Earthenone: i would remove Resees peanut butter cups to, i loved them then developed a peanut alergy
Pywodwagon: I'd eliminate twizzlers to make red vines unabashedly the best
GamerCat88: i have a very particular set of skills...
e_bloc: thats when the avengers show up and decapitate you
Steelwolf171: Thrills gum
Technobach: "Would you still love me if I turned your Reese into a worm"
Mr_Horrible: @Fancy_frenchman that's fair, I just loved a big strong deathtoucher (the tutor also helped)
InfiniTokens: @Strebenherz Are there unAmerican smarties?
LRRbot: Ticket Tortoise [2] | Artifact Creature β Turtle [3/1] | Defender / When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you create a Treasure token.
adept_nekomancer: @loufghyslaufey sugar, corn syrup, and wax, I think
DarthRagnar815: On an hourly basis.
DaFhaye: All the time
johnnylongtorso: Reese's are ass these days, you're better off with TJ's or Aldi versions
tinaun: I mean as someone allergic to peanutsβ¦
saucemaster5000: if I was that dumb I wouldn't think to think that
Fancy_frenchman: @Mr_Horrible Oh trust me I also enjoyed the big snake deathtouch tutor
Mr_Horrible: @InfiniTokens they're more akin to m&ms with a more solid candy shell outside the US
Mr_Horrible: IDK why both candies have the same name
glitched_goddess: candy corn is basically dried frosting
UnknownFriday: @loufghyslaufey I feel like you are. Just because something's sweet doesn't make it a candy.
Mindfire13: Everyone would either choose the least popular candy they know of or the most popular (that isn't their favorite) for maximum chaos, there is no in-between
InfiniTokens: @Earthenone "If I can't have them neither shall you!"
JKBalch: @coachNelly Can would never know Reese's Places a day in his life.
loufghyslaufey: Somehow I'm thinking "Butterfinger," but, no, wait. It qould still be ButterFinger. Nevermind. Never understood Butterfinger's texture. Honestly.
LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
JKBalch: *Peaces
e_bloc: think twice cut once
LRRbot: Ultimecia, Time Sorceress [3UB] (back: Ultimecia, Omnipotent) | Legendary Creature β Human Warlock [4/5] | Whenever Ultimecia enters or attacks, surveil 2. / At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {4}{U}{U}{B}{B} and exile eight cards from your graveyard. If you do, transform Ultimecia.
itsr67: YEEEEEAH
ghizmou: our diva
coachNelly: holy shit you didnt tell me you were goat adam
Sorator13: hey, you did go with her!
itsr67: time sorceress
LRRbot: Professor Zei, Anthropologist [{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Creature β Human Advisor Ally [0/3] | {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Professor Zei: Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your turn.
LRRbot: Forbidden Alchemy [2U] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Flashback {6}{B}
itsr67: ff8
goatprince: diva not down,,,,,,,,,,
Vinewood_OG: Adam does have a type
GamerCat88: Ulta messa (said in jar jar voice)
Mr_Horrible:
me when I compress time: 
Makoforte: FF8 my much maligned beloved
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LRRbot: Path to Redemption [1W] | Enchantment β Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block. / {5}, Sacrifice this Aura: Exile enchanted creature. Create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. Activate only during your turn.
glitched_goddess: ff8 just had the unfortunate job of following ff7
itsr67: I'm happy ultimecia was cast at least
Mustang_Redcloak: FF8 seems like a coke fueled fever dream
Mr_Horrible: she's listening and learning
LRRbot: Sidequest: Catch a Fish [2W] (back: Cooking Campsite) | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's an artifact or creature card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you put a card into your hand this way, create a Food token and transform this enchantment.
InfiniTokens: A lot of people said Circus Peanuts but I actually kind of like those for some reason.
loufghyslaufey: @adept_nekomancer Wait. What other candies do waxes go into?
Mr_Horrible: theoretically if he gets the mana before Cori does he could still flip
LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
glitched_goddess: ff8 could hand everyone a puppy and a zillion dollars and people would still say ff7 was better
UnknownFriday: @glitched_goddess And they'd be right.
Orestes290: Doesn't change anything, you just have to eat banana runts for eternity
Bugberry: I feel like Necco Wafers wouldn't be missed by many people.
Mr_Horrible: @InfiniTokens I 100% respect this, but it's also got me contemplating what my most "heinous" favorite candy is...
itsr67: ff7 had a good plot with political themes on pollution and energy crises and ff8 had a more fantastical plot
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact β Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
itsr67: 8 jumped way more sharks than 7 but I admire basically all of its ideas
MegaDosX: The TDM spirit tokens are double sided I believe if that helps
Pywodwagon: they'd be x/x spirits
Pywodwagon: I think
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: I bought a shit ton of the FF games when they were on sale on the Nintendo eshop. I gotta get the time to actually play em
InfiniTokens: @loufghyslaufey Wax goes into candies like Skittles, Reese's Pieces, Mike & Ike, etc.
UnknownFriday: I still need to finish FFVI.
e_bloc: no
HorusFive: I would not like to. Thanks
Juliamon: Any candy with a smooth shell likely has wax in it
MegaDosX: One side is a 2/2 the other is a */* from memory
e_bloc: I wish you the best of luck
Marvoleath: Me, useful? Never!
Mr_Horrible: @itsr67 it's very funny that a lot of people bash 8 for being more dour (read: squall is grumpier than cloud), while it's the "magical teens at magic school" plot as opposed to "eco-terrorists discover the stakes are higher than they thought"
loufghyslaufey: @InfiniTokens Oh, like the coating. I see. Um, yikes...
Mai_Andra: didn't Kalheim have spirits?
Diabore: theres a 1/1 spirit 2/2 spirit combo, and a 3/3 spirit */* spirit combo @LoadingReadyRun
DoodlestheGreat: @Juliamon Not in it so much as used as a final polishing step in manufacture.
Mr_Horrible: yeah Kaldheim had at some spirits
LRRbot: Lingering Souls [2W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. / Flashback {1}{B}
Mr_Horrible: like the 2/1 make-a-token boaster, etc
Juliamon: I left out the word "involved"
itsr67: @Mr_Horrible yeah its harry potter mercenaries deal with voldemort vs "oops thing we thought was bad was even more bad"
LoadingReadyRun:
I think I'd choose to eliminate those salt licorice candies. Mainly because the salt makes them look like delicious sour candy 
LRRbot: Professor Zei, Anthropologist [{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Creature β Human Advisor Ally [0/3] | {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Professor Zei: Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your turn.
ballesta25: TDM had 2/2 Zombie Druids
e_bloc: I think Adam's deck looks fun
Mr_Horrible: @itsr67 both involving eugenics and amnesia is kinda funny tho
LRRbot: Rally the Monastery [3W] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you've cast another spell this turn. / Choose one β / β’ Create two 1/1 white Monk creature tokens with prowess. / β’ Up to two target creatures you control each get +2/+2 until end of turn. / β’ Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
Mr_Horrible: although even 6 did that first
DoodlestheGreat:
@LoadingReadyRun But Paul, wouldn't you like a big bowl of Sal Amoniac? 
LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
LRRbot: Boiling Rock Prison | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.
itsr67: @Mr_Horrible sharing the same dev cycle probably does things to the stories of each
Mr_Horrible: "I'm thinking, and don't surprised if I do it again"
LRRbot: Silent Departure [U] | Sorcery | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Flashback {4}{U}
LRRbot: Waterbending Lesson [3U] | Sorcery β Lesson | Draw three cards. Then discard a card unless you waterbend {2}.
zigboy22:
Happy Partner anniversary!
Mr_Horrible: @itsr67 I mean it's also just kinda an easy hook to work into a fantasy story, along with "progress v nature"
LRRbot: Mardu Devotee [W] | Creature β Human Scout [1/2] | When this creature enters, scry 2. / {1}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}. Activate only once each turn.
itsr67: true
BallzyMagee: Marty Dupree
Mr_Horrible: that Mardu Devotee scamming his way into a posh hotel room at the clan invitational tournament
LRRbot: Path to Redemption [1W] | Enchantment β Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block. / {5}, Sacrifice this Aura: Exile enchanted creature. Create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. Activate only during your turn.
coachNelly: well i am glad we got to see big lady Ultimecia
drcthulu: snackrifice
SnowBuddy18: oh, I thought it's because there's a little bit of every set from the year
Mr_Horrible: something very funny about "I can eat any of these things" after we're off the top-down camera
HorusFive: Whitaker- Ghost Dog?
MegaDosX: That is a weird movie
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
Strebenherz: thank y'all for streamin
ElektroTal: ghost dog is one of my all timers
HorusFive: It moves. That's for sure
ElektroTal: phenomenal soundtrack
Dog_of_Myth: It's great
Mr_Horrible: always overshadowed by Swamp-Island Whitaker
ancienthangover: it's jim for sure
Cptasparagus: pretty sure its diddy
KaleidoscopeMind:
Happy Partner anniversary! (twitch lies!)
Dog_of_Myth: Rza worked on that soundtrack I believe
ancienthangover: that's a diss to cronenberg
saucemaster5000: cronenberg was in jason x
LoneGoat: are they still alive at the end? do we need to go off dental records or something
Mr_Horrible: it's very funny that he's still an absolute legend of a filmmaker and also down for whatever
saucemaster5000: he gets killed right away
LithelyUnshod: @Dog_of_Myth He was in the movie, so that makes sense
Mr_Horrible: good bit
InfiniTokens: So now LRR can play a game with actual candy as tokens. Except it's candy you don't like and if you want to sacrifice it for life, you have to eat it.
LRRbot: Airship Engine Room | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.
Athelgar: No, its fine, he just wanted his machete back
Bugberry: That movie also used a hologram of two girls in a sleeping back to distract robo-Jason.
Goombill: I wish I had a stronger stomach for Cronenberg's stuff.
LRRbot: Tolls of War [WB] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a Clue token. / Whenever you sacrifice a permanent during your turn, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Bugberry: sleeping bag
Mr_Horrible: @InfiniTokens playing aristocrats with candy buttons and just having to house yards and yards of paper over the course of the night
LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
InfiniTokens: @Mr_Horrible I may or may not have enjoyed candy buttons as a child
LRRbot: Ticket Tortoise [2] | Artifact Creature β Turtle [3/1] | Defender / When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you create a Treasure token.
saucemaster5000: "do want a beer? or smoke some pot? or we can have premarital sex!"
InfiniTokens: But you do end up eating a non-zero amount of paper.
LRRbot: Sidisi, Regent of the Mire [1B] | Legendary Creature β Zombie Snake Warlock [1/3] | {T}, Sacrifice a creature you control with mana value X other than Sidisi: Return target creature card with mana value X plus 1 from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
BrowneePointz: Yea they made it one of his Attacks in Multiversus Cam
Mr_Horrible: @InfiniTokens I mean I suspect I did too, they seem like they'd be a fun novelty for a kid
BrowneePointz: Yep. You'd nab someone with the sleeping bag then beat everyone else to death with them lol
LRRbot: Dragonback Lancer [3W] | Creature β Human Soldier [3/3] | Flying / Mobilize 1
Bugberry: Jason x is still the only movie in that franchise I've seen
InfiniTokens: Remember that candy cigarettes were a thing?
LRRbot: Forbidden Alchemy [2U] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Flashback {6}{B}
LRRbot: Cornered by Black Mages [1BB] | Sorcery | Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
LRRbot: Heartless Act [1B] | Instant | Choose one β / β’ Destroy target creature with no counters on it. / β’ Remove up to three counters from target creature.
Dog_of_Myth: @InfiniTokens Yeah, I remember
Mr_Horrible: @InfiniTokens My parents were right to keep me away from them but I still kinda wish I'd tried one
Mr_Horrible: now they fascinate me from a "this is wildly impractical" standpoint
InfiniTokens: @Mr_Horrible Had many as a child, and never took up actual smoking.
Juliamon: I definitely enjoyed candy buttons as a kid. The bitterness of the dye and paper tempered the sweetness of the pure sugar everything-else.
InfiniTokens: The plot of big tobacco failed
LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
LRRbot: Professor Zei, Anthropologist [{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Creature β Human Advisor Ally [0/3] | {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Professor Zei: Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your turn.
Mr_Horrible: @InfiniTokens oh my asthmatic ass would've for sure accidentally inhaled the sugar, somehow, and had a coughing fit
Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible speaking of gimmick candy, I feel like I don't see Pop Rocks anywere anymore. Maybe it's just my area.
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature β Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail β When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
Juliamon: pop rocks are definitely still a thing, they just get incorporated into other things now
Mr_Horrible: @Bugberry they *do* seem to be one of those that you don't see much these days. Maybe sometimes in gas stations?
LRRbot: Heartless Act [1B] | Instant | Choose one β / β’ Destroy target creature with no counters on it. / β’ Remove up to three counters from target creature.
LoadingReadyRun: @Bugberry maybe all the pop rocks exploded
LRRbot: Cornered by Black Mages [1BB] | Sorcery | Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
Bugberry: ironically, once they popped, they eventually stopped
Mr_Horrible: reminds me of having this discussion around rock candy, recently, after a pub trivia question
InfiniTokens: @Mr_Horrible There were two kinds. One was gum sprinkled with powdered sugar and wrapped in a roll of paper. So you could blow to "puff smoke." The other was a chalky white stick with a pink end. It didn't remotely look like one.
Mr_Horrible: and it got me to try and think of the last time I saw rock candy that wasn't in, like, a museum gift shop
Mr_Horrible: @InfiniTokens oh I think I was only aware of the first kind, interesting
LRRbot: Sudden Strike [1W] | Instant | Destroy target attacking or blocking creature.
LRRbot: Mystic Retrieval [3U] | Sorcery | Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. / Flashback {2}{R}
InfiniTokens: @Mr_Horrible Maybe it isn't cost-effective enough to stock at a grocery store anymore? It's mostly super mass produced candy now
Cptasparagus: i like that sudden strike art "imma kick you in the kidney"
Mr_Horrible: @InfiniTokens yeah stuff like that that seems more involved probably does do well when the margins are that thin, I'd imagine
Mr_Horrible: *does NOT, I mean
LRRbot: Cornered by Black Mages [1BB] | Sorcery | Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
LRRbot: Silent Departure [U] | Sorcery | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Flashback {4}{U}
LoadingReadyRun: I feel like rock candy is the closest to just eating straight sugar. the ones I've had barely even have flavoring
Mr_Horrible: pretty saucy turn
DarkSVermoth: adam's deck is kinda neat
Dog_of_Myth: good turn there
Mr_Horrible: "Rattle 'em, boys!"
Juliamon: oh there's never any flavouring in rock candy
Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun yeahhhh... also probably bad for your teeth with how hard it is
Mr_Horrible: @LoadingReadyRun that was often my experience, yeah
LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Bugberry: ganged up on by black mages
Juliamon: it really is just sugar and some dye
InfiniTokens: @LoadingReadyRun Rock candy is literally just solid sugar condensed and sharp.
LoadingReadyRun: ya "Eat this unflavored sugar" is barely candy
coachNelly: Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam!
LRRbot: Nesting Bot [W] | Artifact Creature β Robot [1/1] | Start your engines! / When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. / Max speed β This creature gets +1/+0.
Omnipotrevor: Cotton Candy is that, but softer
Dr_fragenstien: you can flavor rock candy, but it's not the default
Mr_Horrible: these powerful masters of the arcane arts, and they can't get around a mechanical turtle
InfiniTokens: Rock candy is a novelty for the whole "being on a stick and thinking of it like eating a rock" rather than the actual taste.
LoadingReadyRun: @Mr_Horrible it has a ticket puncher!
LRRbot: Airship Engine Room | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.
Mr_Horrible: @LoadingReadyRun So? They're not tickets! Get in there you cowards!
Dr_fragenstien:
yeah but sometimes I want to just eat sugar while pretending i'm not
LRRbot: Scorpion's Sting [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets β3/β3 until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: @InfiniTokens the reason chocolate rocks were probably my favorite "chocolate in a candy shell" iteration
Dr_fragenstien: oh man chocolate rocks rock
InfiniTokens: @Dr_fragenstien The 'food' equivalent of eating a spoonful of sugar.
Bugberry: @InfiniTokens I don't know how common they are, but there are also those chocolate "rocks" that look like rocks you'd find in a river.
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact β Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
saucemaster5000: I remember candy chocolate cigarettes. Wonder why they stopped making those
Dr_fragenstien: I feel betrayed because the last time I got what I thought were chocolate rocks turned out to be nearly identical looking gummies
InfiniTokens: @Bugberry That sounds vaguely familiar... (hops to Google)
Mr_Horrible: used to have a candy store nearby that had chocolate rocks, I'd get them by the bagful and then just slowly snack on them over the course of multiple weeks in college
LRRbot: Nightblade Brigade [2B] | Creature β Goblin Soldier [1/3] | Deathtouch / Mobilize 1 / When this creature enters, surveil 1.
SalamiSuperstar: Is there still a Forbidden Alchemy in Adam's graveyard?
InfiniTokens: @Mr_Horrible ...chocolate in your room lasted multiple weeks in college?
LoadingReadyRun:
If you want to eat sugar, Fun Dip is the way to go
Sorator13: !card forbidden alch
LRRbot: Forbidden Alchemy [2U] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Flashback {6}{B}
Mr_Horrible: @InfiniTokens I was surprised too, I'll be honest
InfiniTokens: @LoadingReadyRun Vs Pixie sticks?
LRRbot: Stormplain Detainment [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
Geldaran: @LoadingReadyRun pixie stix for me. less mess.
ShaneLeeAtk: Loved me some Fun Dip
Bugberry: do Nerds count as rock candy?
Juliamon: pixy stix is better, yeah
LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
LRRbot: Ambrosia Whiteheart [1W] | Legendary Creature β Bird [2/2] | Flash / When Ambrosia Whiteheart enters, you may return another permanent you control to its owner's hand. / Landfall β Whenever a land you control enters, Ambrosia Whiteheart gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: Fun Dip was, like, *the* quintessential Pool Candy for me
Mr_Horrible: no idea why
KingOwlexander: im unfamiliar, whats the format?
InfiniTokens: Yesterday I tried an interesting candy mashup someone offered me. Nerds coating a gummy gusher candy. It was... an experience?
saucemaster5000: They let you eat fun dip at the pool? That sounds... messy
Mr_Horrible: @InfiniTokens Nerds Gummi Clusters my beloved
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 yeah in retrospect letting a kid have that at a public pool is asking for trouble
saucemaster5000: I got some gummi clusters recently. Still pretty good
Juliamon: actually, fun dip sticks are the one candy I'd ban. just eat the powder straight, you know you want to. why waste time licking that stick first
Aarek: @KingOwlexander 25 dollar decks, only cards from 2025
LRRbot: Nightblade Brigade [2B] | Creature β Goblin Soldier [1/3] | Deathtouch / Mobilize 1 / When this creature enters, surveil 1.
KeytarCat: @KingOwlexander $25 at the lgs, only cards printed in 2025
InfiniTokens: @KeytarCat In sleeves that cost exactly $25
Aceviru: I believe in you Adam
LRRbot: Forbidden Alchemy [2U] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Flashback {6}{B}
KingOwlexander:
@Aarek ahhhh hi read that and saw it as 2025 and forgot its 2026 thanks for the info!
DarkSVermoth: unfortunate draws on the spell slinger deck? more likely than you think
Mr_Horrible: damn, one turn off
LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
LRRbot: Professor Zei, Anthropologist [{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Creature β Human Advisor Ally [0/3] | {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Professor Zei: Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your turn.
LRRbot: Circle of Power [3B] | Sorcery | You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent." / Wizards you control get +1/+0 and gain lifelink until end of turn.
Micalovits: Damn, almost got there!
Mr_Horrible: we all do, Cori
Mr_Horrible: those tokens put in some damn work tho
KeytarCat: so say we all
Mr_Horrible: hooee
DarkSVermoth: that was some great matches!
LRRbot: Dune Drifter [XWB] | Artifact β Vehicle [3/3] | When this Vehicle enters, return target artifact or creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Crew 2
e_bloc: now lets get this man some poutine
Territan: Funnily enough, I'm loading a virtual shopping cart with poutine things right now.
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi chat. Any funny builds so far?
circusofkirkus: are both their birthdays January 1?
e_bloc: at least they aren't anime girls
BrowneePointz: wait if you're Thoroughbreds your birthdays were 22 days ago!
Aceviru: Gdi Graham haha
HorusFive: How you like them apples?
Mr_Horrible: of course, of course
e_bloc: you can always count on Adam
Orestes290: reboot incoming
DarkSVermoth: that show had 6 SEASONS!?
Strebenherz: I've never experienced mr ed is this a canadian show
LRRbot: Scoured Barrens | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
e_bloc: loser becomes glue
Mai_Andra: β« Oooohh~ a horse is a horse β«
Juliamon: Mr Ed is vintage Americana
e_bloc:
EvilBadman: Mr. Ed trotted so Bojack could gallop
Mr_Horrible: That's thruff, buddy
LRRbot: Thriving Bluff | Land | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color other than red. / {T}: Add {R} or one mana of the chosen color.
LRRbot: Kindly Customer [1W] | Creature β Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
Mr_Horrible:
WHEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee- 
LRRbot: Swiftwater Cliffs | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
LRRbot: Insomnia, Crown City | Land β Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
LRRbot: All-Fates Stalker [3W] | Creature β Drix Assassin [2/3] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target non-Assassin creature until this creature leaves the battlefield. / Warp {1}{W}
Mr_Horrible: That's all-fates stand. Are you in good hands? (No.)
LRRbot: Firebending Lesson [R] | Instant β Lesson | Kicker {4} / Firebending Lesson deals 2 damage to target creature. If this spell was kicked, it deals 5 damage to that creature instead.
LRRbot: Iguana Parrot [2U] | Creature β Lizard Bird Pirate [2/2] | Flying, vigilance / Prowess
Bugberry: That's the guy from Hook
LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature β Human Cleric [1/3] | When this creature enters, you may exile another target creature. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Mr_Horrible: that bird lizard's got a job
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: There's a zuko in hook???
Mr_Horrible: waking up in the drunk tank in Yahargul
JKBalch: Thank you Adam
margieargie:
@Bugberry Robin Williams?
EvilBadman: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Zuko voice actor is Rufio in Hook
Aceviru: Haha
Solo_Support: six... maybe seven
Spades_Slicc: Does the bag guy in bloodborne remind you of the drunk tank Adam?
Mr_Horrible: get his ass (either of you)
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Baron, Airship Kingdom | Land β Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
e_bloc:
67
Bugberry: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Rufio
LoadingReadyRun: With all that hair gel, Danny Zuko firebending would be dangerous
LRRbot: Airbender's Reversal [1W] | Instant β Lesson | Choose one β / β’ Destroy target attacking creature. / β’ Airbend target creature you control.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @EvilBadman ahhh! Got it. Lookie lookie...
Mr_Horrible: 2nd iguana parrot shows up wondering where their friend who was supposed to meet them is
saucemaster5000: @LoadingReadyRun he'd look more like aang very quickly
JKBalch: Graham's flock is coming home to roost
Krillin_fan: Parrot maxing, so vogue right now
DarkSVermoth: man grant sure likes parrots, to be honest the parrot is great
Mr_Horrible: *3rd* iguana parrot like "hey guys sorry I'm la-"
theamc2000: what a ribbiting βrightβ
LRRbot: Boar-q-pine [2R] | Creature β Boar Porcupine [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
couchboyj: Its completely different, the Bloodborne character remembers getting thrown in the bag
LRRbot: All-Fates Stalker [3W] | Creature β Drix Assassin [2/3] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target non-Assassin creature until this creature leaves the battlefield. / Warp {1}{W}
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Mr_Horrible: beginning to understand Cameron's choice of deck name
anactualheehaw: I guana pair-it iguana parrots
DarkSVermoth: that's a lot of bags
thedepthandbreadthofseth: What's the name of the actor that played the cobra kai guy in Karate Kid? Danny Zabka?
EvilBadman: Cameron's got a brand new bag
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Billy Zane?
LoadingReadyRun: The Epic battle of Parrot vs a series of burlap sacks
LRRbot: Whoosh! [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.
EvilBadman: @LoadingReadyRun These parrots are no more!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Bill bubka maize hays?
LRRbot: Kindly Customer [1W] | Creature β Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
Bugberry: Me in the fabric store: That's rough buddy
theamc2000: why did you pet the store?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Bugberry Me checking out different grits of sandpaper...
LRRbot: Lightning Strike [1R] | Instant | Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Tragic Trajectory [B] | Sorcery | Target creature gets β2/β2 until end of turn. / Void β That creature gets β10/β10 until end of turn instead if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn.
DarkSVermoth:
what did the pig do to cameron? 
Khalstrom: Cam really hates that pig
LRRbot: Self-Destruct [1R] | Instant | Target creature you control deals X damage to any other target and X damage to itself, where X is its power.
Sorator13: that sequence reminds me of "eh, it's an okay sword"
Bugberry: and quills, ouch
Sorator13: the pig's going to hwat?
e_bloc: thats a crime
Dog_of_Myth:
LoadingReadyRun: The sequel to Lion King where Poomba explodes was a surprise
e_bloc: pocket bacon
Mr_Horrible: "I keep hearing exploding noises but when I get here everything's gone"
LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
tryllebanjo: The Legend of the Pocket Bacon
e_bloc: live or die, make your choice
Mr_Horrible: "Something has changed"
Bugberry: An exploding pig would be how Jigsaw would mess with a vegetarian.
LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature β Human Cleric [1/3] | When this creature enters, you may exile another target creature. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
LRRbot: Airbending Lesson [2W] | Instant β Lesson | Airbend target nonland permanent. / Draw a card.
hidingbox: Its like the deck is named after this
hidingbox: gotta pay the tithe somehow
SnowBuddy18: the Camtholic church?
LRRbot: Bounce Off [U] | Instant | Return target creature or Vehicle to its owner's hand.
Dr_fragenstien: correct
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
InfiniTokens: Is it "airbended" or "airbent"?
Fruan: Cameron's deck is remarkably mean. I love it.
saucemaster5000: airbunt
JDMan94: @InfiniTokens Porque no los dos?
Sorator13: @InfiniTokens I believe the kids say "vaped"
Dr_fragenstien: the airbends
Cptasparagus: @InfiniTokens "airbnbed"
Bugberry: airbound
e_bloc: you airbend your own creatures and tell other creatures to get airbent
JKBalch: Airbudded
LRRbot: Scoured Barrens | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
LRRbot: Waterbending Lesson [3U] | Sorcery β Lesson | Draw three cards. Then discard a card unless you waterbend {2}.
whatthebus: all these fiend hunters are fine, but I'm gonna have to stifle the lifegain trigger
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DarkSVermoth: the best control, the exiled bag
lamina5432: what if has another air bend card in hand too
SnowBuddy18: and they're slowly breaking down your house while you're inside
Mustang_Redcloak: What's worse? The bag or the Phantom Zone?
LRRbot: Consult the Star Charts [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of lands you control. Put one of those cards into your hand. If this spell was kicked, put two of those cards into your hand instead. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Fruan: Like a quarter of the value of the deck, too.
Bugberry: 8 cards for 8 dollars CAD
realbadatthis_: Does the temporal bag have wifi?
northos:
$8
DarkSVermoth: @Mustang_Redcloak how about both?
Sorator13: @realbadatthis_ yes, but it's dialup
LRRbot: Iguana Parrot [2U] | Creature β Lizard Bird Pirate [2/2] | Flying, vigilance / Prowess
SnowBuddy18: @realbadatthis_ it doesn't matter, for you both no time and infinite time have passed simultaneously
EvilBadman: The table service in the bag is second to none. Wait sorry, that says "none."
LRRbot: Wind-Scarred Crag | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature β Human Cleric [1/3] | When this creature enters, you may exile another target creature. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
LRRbot: Airbending Lesson [2W] | Instant β Lesson | Airbend target nonland permanent. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Self-Destruct [1R] | Instant | Target creature you control deals X damage to any other target and X damage to itself, where X is its power.
DarkSVermoth: gotta say, a lot of lessons but it feels like i'm learning nothing
KadmosTech:
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lightfut: Dare I say, squawk?
Sorator13: "look I know the pigs can blow up, but surely the parrot is safe"
Mustang_Redcloak: This plane is horrible. All the animals just explode
JKBalch: One rotisserie parrot to go with the spiral ham
lightfut: Perhaps even *squawks frantically*
LRRbot: Twin Blades [2R] | Artifact β Equipment | Flash / When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains double strike until end of turn. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Equip {2}
Fruan: Today's lesson is about the stack and why effects aren't templated like that anymore!
KeytarCat: so, airbending the Hunter means the creature in the bag goes away forever? I'm not familiar with the interaction
e_bloc: twin blades, the card that famously was inspired by a match between Ric Flair and abdullah the butcher
LRRbot: Momo, Playful Pet [W] | Legendary Creature β Lemur Bat Ally [1/1] | Flying, vigilance / When Momo leaves the battlefield, choose one β / β’ Create a Food token. / β’ Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / β’ Scry 2.
LRRbot: Interceptor Mechan [2BR] | Artifact Creature β Robot [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, return target artifact or creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Void β At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Sorator13: @KeytarCat Yes, if Fiend Hunter leaves the battlefield before its trigger resolves, then the trigger happens to put the target in the bag, but the fiend hunter has already left the battlefield, so the creature in the bag never gets out of the bag
LRRbot: All-Fates Stalker [3W] | Creature β Drix Assassin [2/3] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target non-Assassin creature until this creature leaves the battlefield. / Warp {1}{W}
LRRbot: Firebending Lesson [R] | Instant β Lesson | Kicker {4} / Firebending Lesson deals 2 damage to target creature. If this spell was kicked, it deals 5 damage to that creature instead.
CeridwenCoeur: @KeytarCat Fiend Hunter has a separate trigger when it leaves to return the exiled creature. If you remove the Hunter before the initial exile resolves the return trigger has nothing to get and there is no way to return the exiled card ince it gets exiled
Dr_fragenstien: @KeytarCat yes, fiend hunter specifically is templated with two triggers, one that exiles the creature when it enters and one that returns the creature when it leaves. With the first trigger on the stack you remove the fiend hunter in some way, causing the second trigger to trigger and resolve before the first, meaning when the first trigger resolves the creature is exiled with no corresponding fiend hunter's second trigger to ever return it
LRRbot: Rise from the Tides [5U] | Sorcery | Create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard.
Diabore: HELL YES GRAHAM
Bugberry: they are tapped at least
e_bloc: oh
Cptasparagus: x is gonna give it to ya
JKBalch: All those exploding pigs and parrots awakened the dead
Dr_fragenstien: because of this bizzare interaction wizards no longer templates this effect with two triggers, instead combining all the effects into one
Sorator13: "surely we'll never need more than, idk, five zombie tokens at a time. I'll keep a sixth just in case."
Juliamon: Fiend Hunter is why the templating for that effect was changed, yeah
Mustang_Redcloak: Today's lesson. Innistrad Remastered secret OP for this
whatthebus: @Dr_fragenstien because they're cowards!
Aarek: is this Kernkraft 400?
Micalovits: Yeees, big abs zombie!
DarkSVermoth: that's a lot of zombies, Gisa would be proud
LRRbot: Interceptor Mechan [2BR] | Artifact Creature β Robot [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, return target artifact or creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Void β At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Diabore: not another me-chan
LRRbot: All-Fates Stalker [3W] | Creature β Drix Assassin [2/3] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target non-Assassin creature until this creature leaves the battlefield. / Warp {1}{W}
Bugberry: Unless I missed it, I'm surprised O-Ring wasn't on the Lorwyn eclipsed bonus sheet, just so people could relive these templating shenanigans
Dr_fragenstien:
typically it's not considered good design if you require a judge to explain a card
LRRbot: Whirlwind Technique [4UU] | Instant β Lesson | Target player draws two cards, then discards a card. / Airbend up to two target creatures.
JKBalch: Damn, that was fun
Dr_fragenstien:
sideboards?
CeridwenCoeur: The Fiend Hunter interaction is fun once you know how to do it, but it feels very unfair the first time it happens to you
DarkSVermoth: that was a rollercoaster of a game!
Aceviru: @Dr_fragenstien Reading the card... requires a judge
Sorator13: Cam found a theme and went for it
Fruan: There's a reason they use the 'while' template these days.
LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature β Human Cleric [1/3] | When this creature enters, you may exile another target creature. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
e_bloc: it's less 'no,' and more 'not now'
Bugberry: I don't remember if OG Lorwyn had ways to bounce enchantments to do that same interaction.
LRRbot: All-Fates Stalker [3W] | Creature β Drix Assassin [2/3] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target non-Assassin creature until this creature leaves the battlefield. / Warp {1}{W}
Dr_fragenstien: a magic trick where the magician asks for your credit card, makes it dispensary, then never returns it
AugmentingPath: the magic of "until"
Dr_fragenstien: dissaper*
BrowneePointz: aka the "Oblivion Ring Text"
Bugberry: Technically O-Ring came first, but creatures are generally easier to remove/interact with so the interaction comes up more often.
Aceviru: Tada
e_bloc: just went for some milk
Diabore: yeah they havent used the multi paragraph for years
whatthebus: what's worse: the bag, or the land of winds and shadows?
Mai_Andra: "That was a different time and a different me."
Bugberry: @Diabore they did use it in Zendikar Rising on Skyclave Apparition.
goatprince: fiend hunter, what's in your mouth?
Juliamon: o-ring sucked but Fiend Hunter and the Innistrad environment was A PROBLEM.
Bugberry: !card skyclave apparition
LRRbot: Skyclave Apparition [1WW] | Creature β Kor Spirit [2/2] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target nonland, nontoken permanent you don't control with mana value 4 or less. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner creates an X/X blue Illusion creature token, where X is the mana value of the exiled card.
e_bloc: thats my brother, fiend chaser
goatprince: drop it, fiend hunter!
LRRbot: Momo, Playful Pet [W] | Legendary Creature β Lemur Bat Ally [1/1] | Flying, vigilance / When Momo leaves the battlefield, choose one β / β’ Create a Food token. / β’ Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / β’ Scry 2.
LRRbot: Baron, Airship Kingdom | Land β Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
Juliamon: the same environment with stalker-cleaver combo
LRRbot: Wind-Scarred Crag | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
LRRbot: Thriving Bluff | Land | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color other than red. / {T}: Add {R} or one mana of the chosen color.
Sorator13: what was that, Adam?
LRRbot: Kindly Customer [1W] | Creature β Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
LRRbot: Insomnia, Crown City | Land β Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
LRRbot: Firebending Lesson [R] | Instant β Lesson | Kicker {4} / Firebending Lesson deals 2 damage to target creature. If this spell was kicked, it deals 5 damage to that creature instead.
Aceviru: Hahaha
Strebenherz: PFFFFT
Dog_of_Myth:
Fruan: Appa ate momo!
Diabore: @Bugberry i dont know how to tell you this, zendikar rising is over 5 years old
Mustang_Redcloak: Streamer is not playing optimally.
LRRbot: Iguana Parrot [2U] | Creature β Lizard Bird Pirate [2/2] | Flying, vigilance / Prowess
LRRbot: Scoured Barrens | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature β Human Cleric [1/3] | When this creature enters, you may exile another target creature. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Omnipotrevor: The best thing about Momo is even if he gets removal'd you don't feel that bad. Momo still served a purpose
e_bloc: mulligined to 5 - "must be nice"
LRRbot: Waterbending Lesson [3U] | Sorcery β Lesson | Draw three cards. Then discard a card unless you waterbend {2}.
Bugberry: @Diabore still more recent than people expect for that templating in a Standard set.
saucemaster5000: They do it for likes
LRRbot: Momo, Playful Pet [W] | Legendary Creature β Lemur Bat Ally [1/1] | Flying, vigilance / When Momo leaves the battlefield, choose one β / β’ Create a Food token. / β’ Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / β’ Scry 2.
LRRbot: Mai, Jaded Edge [1R] | Legendary Creature β Human Noble [1/3] | Prowess / Exhaust β {3}: Put a double strike counter on Mai.
Sorator13: they did WHAT to Columbo?
CeridwenCoeur: @Bugberry I think the fact that the Apparition never gives it back and only hits mv 4 or less made it more acceptable.
Bugberry: Columbimbofication
theamc2000: ty ts Eliot
e_bloc: power outage
LRRbot: Firebending Lesson [R] | Instant β Lesson | Kicker {4} / Firebending Lesson deals 2 damage to target creature. If this spell was kicked, it deals 5 damage to that creature instead.
whatthebus: @Bugberry early frontrunner for most cursed thing I've read this year
LRRbot: Tragic Trajectory [B] | Sorcery | Target creature gets β2/β2 until end of turn. / Void β That creature gets β10/β10 until end of turn instead if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn.
Cptasparagus: a parrot with soulbound would be hilarious
LRRbot: Consult the Star Charts [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of lands you control. Put one of those cards into your hand. If this spell was kicked, put two of those cards into your hand instead. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
ballesta25: @CeridwenCoeur Spell Queller does the same. They haven't worked out a Banishing Light style template for when the thing you're giving back isn't just the exact same card back onto the battlefield.
Pharmacistjudge: i'm suprised that card is in budget
LRRbot: Airbending Lesson [2W] | Instant β Lesson | Airbend target nonland permanent. / Draw a card.
Bugberry: dag through time
Mr_Horrible: dig through TIME STONE
LRRbot: Scoured Barrens | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
Diabore: ever so briefly she comes back
LRRbot: Waterbending Lesson [3U] | Sorcery β Lesson | Draw three cards. Then discard a card unless you waterbend {2}.
Sorator13: @Pharmacistjudge Consult the Star Charts? It was G's final purchase from the case, after learning how far he was from hitting budget with the rest of his cards
Diabore: uhhhhh shuffle it in?
Mr_Horrible: "Surely coach will remember me..."
e_bloc:
SnowBuddy18: oops
Diabore: illegal deck iirc
EvilBadman: He warped to a different game
CeridwenCoeur: I'm not a judge but this ruling soumds correct for casual play
Cptasparagus: oooh Bender's Waterskin alt art with Bender drinking from a flask
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e_bloc: I hope momo gonna knock you out
Cptasparagus:
... D:...
LRRbot: Mist Raven [2UU] | Creature β Bird [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, return target creature to its owner's hand.
Bugberry: I'm reminded of that one robot on the deserted island that ran on a water wheel.
Mr_Horrible: *doesn't elaborate* *leaves battlefield*
LRRbot: Invasion Reinforcements [1W] | Creature β Human Warrior Ally [1/1] | Flash / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token.
Diabore: #allies
LRRbot: Momo, Playful Pet [W] | Legendary Creature β Lemur Bat Ally [1/1] | Flying, vigilance / When Momo leaves the battlefield, choose one β / β’ Create a Food token. / β’ Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / β’ Scry 2.
Mr_Horrible: try to even him out with the other 2 stooges
Mr_Horrible: it's like pH
goombalax: in ojibwe "mo" is a slang for poop so this is extra funny to me
LRRbot: Boar-q-pine [2R] | Creature β Boar Porcupine [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Mr_Horrible: @goombalax oh that's some serendipity
LRRbot: Airbender's Reversal [1W] | Instant β Lesson | Choose one β / β’ Destroy target attacking creature. / β’ Airbend target creature you control.
LRRbot: Bounce Off [U] | Instant | Return target creature or Vehicle to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Mai, Jaded Edge [1R] | Legendary Creature β Human Noble [1/3] | Prowess / Exhaust β {3}: Put a double strike counter on Mai.
LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature β Human Cleric [1/3] | When this creature enters, you may exile another target creature. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
LRRbot: Airbending Lesson [2W] | Instant β Lesson | Airbend target nonland permanent. / Draw a card.
Mr_Horrible: oh that's heinous
LRRbot: Self-Destruct [1R] | Instant | Target creature you control deals X damage to any other target and X damage to itself, where X is its power.
lightfut: Mmmm Bacon
Aceviru: No, holy crackling
Krillin_fan: what has Graham been feeding these pigs?!
JDMan94: Who up blanking they pig
Sorator13: I'm suddenly reminded of the time a town tried to detonate a dead whale that washed up on their beach, to the dismay of everyone who lived there
Mr_Horrible: we invented self-cooking pigs and it's caused a wealth of new problems
Bugberry: Fiend Hunter dying to an exploding pig is just like trying to catch a Voltorb in Pokemon.
Vinewood_OG: "That's all folks!"
frozenphoenix7: @Krillin_fan Dynamite I think
DarkSVermoth: there's a lot of actions happening yet the life totals are very high, i love this
Mr_Horrible: he's just knocked out
LRRbot: Wind-Scarred Crag | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
Mr_Horrible: take him to a pokecenter he'll be right as rain
Bugberry: Did he die? It was really unclear.
LRRbot: Whoosh! [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.
itsr67: YEAH
Mustang_Redcloak:
itsr67: RAH
LRRbot: Otter-Penguin [1U] | Creature β Otter Bird [2/1] | Whenever you draw your second card each turn, this creature gets +1/+2 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.
LRRbot: Fight On! [2B] | Instant | Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Mr_Horrible: *music starts*
Mustang_Redcloak: RIP
Bugberry: gotta catch em all
lightfut: Cam's deck just won't die
DarkSVermoth: man there's no end to the avacynn inquisition
LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature β Human Cleric [1/3] | When this creature enters, you may exile another target creature. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Krillin_fan: those penguins you've played are lookin' awful bag shaped...
LRRbot: Tragic Trajectory [B] | Sorcery | Target creature gets β2/β2 until end of turn. / Void β That creature gets β10/β10 until end of turn instead if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn.
Mr_Horrible: "Just put the penguins in the bag, man"
DarkSVermoth: man, cam's a monster
Mr_Horrible: to the maul
Uniclonus: Otter Penguin will return in Avengers Doomsday
saucemaster5000: I didn't know they sold penguin froyo
DoodlestheGreat: They're going to a farm in the country.
LRRbot: Firebending Lesson [R] | Instant β Lesson | Kicker {4} / Firebending Lesson deals 2 damage to target creature. If this spell was kicked, it deals 5 damage to that creature instead.
Mr_Horrible: the graveyards in this game telling a story
Technobach: the mall my LGS is in. half the stores are closed, and the rest seem to all be phone case stores
Mai_Andra: βͺ It's just like βͺ It's just like βͺ a mini mall βͺ
Mindfire13: Cam's horns from the beginning of stream were a sign, and we didn't take heed!
saucemaster5000: happy feet 3
LRRbot: Boar-q-pine [2R] | Creature β Boar Porcupine [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
lightfut: This is how we get the kids at target
Aceviru: Yeah
Mustang_Redcloak:
Aceviru: Hahaha
EvilBadman: "They won't let a 10 year old into Chuck E Cheese without a parent, guess I'll go to Wal-Mart"
Mr_Horrible:
"You gotta learn someday, kid" 
LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature β Human Cleric [1/3] | When this creature enters, you may exile another target creature. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Sorator13: That was a truly surreal experience, yes
saucemaster5000: shoulda smoked them in fortnite
lamina5432: cam and Kathleen being popular with children was great
rosesmcgee: Not only do we remember that stream, it was like 6 months ago...
itsr67: sparks are flying in this heated battle
Orestes290: have we had a cut once>
Sorator13: cam please don't say "We inflated the pig" ever again
Aarek: I remember it because I won the beacn mic and mix create on that stream. its a nice mic setup
LRRbot: Mai, Jaded Edge [1R] | Legendary Creature β Human Noble [1/3] | Prowess / Exhaust β {3}: Put a double strike counter on Mai.
LRRbot: Kindly Customer [1W] | Creature β Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
Strebenherz: kaiba slam it
Driskus: Did Graham spend the mana for Mai?
LRRbot: Tragic Trajectory [B] | Sorcery | Target creature gets β2/β2 until end of turn. / Void β That creature gets β10/β10 until end of turn instead if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn.
Krillin_fan: sad caw-caw noises
DarkSVermoth: there's a lot of tragedy going around
anactualheehaw: exβ¦exhaustβ¦exhaust mai
LRRbot: Insomnia, Crown City | Land β Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
goombalax: @anactualheehaw it took me a minute to get there
DoodlestheGreat: Broken bottles.
Aceviru: o//
Bugberry: double crossed
Mindfire13: Can't those cycle?
Krillin_fan: well done everyone!
NotCainNorAbel:
500
dumbo3k: will next year be a 26$ limit?
KeytarCat: !card crossroads village
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land β Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
Anubis169: !patreon
InfiniTokens: On deck? Like, on top of the library?
DeM0nFiRe is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 3627 in the channel!
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LRRbot:
Thanks for the gifts, DeM0nFiRe! Welcome to CMDRNuffin, kingrilz3rd, WaltzMaster1, Jay_Blanc, and teacupcryptids! (Today's storm count: 48)
Anubis169: !store
LRRbot:
The LoadingReadyRun store has returned! Merch selection is currently limited but there is more on the way. Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy a thing or two!
Anubis169: ^ that thing
Anubis169: it has cool stuff in there
Earthenone: !cardkingdom
LRRbot:
Card Kingdom is a long-time sponsor of LoadingReadyRun's MtG draft streams. Visit them at http://www.cardkingdom.com/lrr and if you live on the west coast, visit their store in Seattle. When you place an order, say "LoadingReadyRun sent me, button please!" to receive a bonus button!
Earthenone: !dragonshield
NotCainNorAbel: Beej offerings
Sorator13: or you can just go to the thing in Toronto and give some LRRsfolk $5 in person!
Nigouki: Beej is actively extruding merchandise
MilkInBags: can we order poutine on that store
Micalovits: Help me phase-brother, I'm stuck!
NotCainNorAbel: you get a 1" joke
Pharmacistjudge: why does that button feel aimed at me?
Fruan: Cardkingdom should sell poutine, you're right.
Juliamon: !ppr
Mr_Horrible: Pre Pre Riftlease
MilkInBags: legends of runeterra died for this
calculated_uncertainties: is there a ppr and a live on the same day?
Pharmacistjudge: and i might be helping in chat
lamina5432: that was a good vblog
Mai_Andra:
When Gwen? 
BusTed: Release the hounds.
Mr_Horrible: they ask them to step aside and then a lone gunshot rings out 35 seconds later
Bugberry: I played League many years ago, before the lore was reset.
Pharmacistjudge: I don't think so
MilkInBags: nah riftbound only has cool characters
Micalovits: Game is pretty good, but not a lot of play in my local area
Pywodwagon: their cards are written in a way that maximises psychic damage to judges
Sorator13: Illoi is Big Tentacle Mom, G
Anubis169:
Marvoleath: Illaoi is muscle mommy with tentacle god
Aceviru:
Mr_Horrible:
itsr67: frogs r gone
Sorator13: sorry, Illaoi
Pharmacistjudge: it's not that bad pywo. the judge exam was okay
DoodlestheGreat: No, YOU are trapped in here with US!
Aceviru:
Anubis169: !schedule
Mr_Horrible: local geography bee winner Clair Obscur
Sogheim: all I know about League is that Teemo is the devil
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the rund
ThorSokar: I wonder if it has a negative review by Steam's biggest hater
Anubis169: it has kitties
Mr_Horrible: oh yeah, it's sparse with resources
Mr_Horrible: makes you ration
NotCainNorAbel: aiming for 5/10 in horror games
Mr_Horrible: will we know the planet by the end?
Strebenherz: throw them for a loop, run homelands
Marvoleath subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Marvoleath! (Today's storm count: 49)
DeM0nFiRe: nice
Dog_of_Myth:
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
Aceviru:
lamina5432: gnight
Anubis169: !discord
LRRbot:
LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
MilkInBags: gonna go get some poutine
Aceviru: Bye!!
Anubis169: ^ dat cord
lamina5432: I'm in adams most of the time
NotCainNorAbel: going outside in the nice crisp air
Mai_Andra: now we'll never know...
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
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