Crossing the Streams || Jackbox

 Thefluffiestguineapig: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: 40 points of acid damage
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh good, just what I need
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (13m from now).
 letfireraindown: woo
 ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a full art tomato
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Tomato Way 4 is that you?
 NewtyNewts: Almost time for boxes getting jacked
jessicaengle: Is there a Tomato Way 3?
  Juliamon: yes, it was played
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It was the MGS3 of Tomato Way
jessicaengle: I see.
 DoodlestheGreat: It was the BG3 of Tomato Way.
jessicaengle: What is MGS3?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly I love all the Tomato Way games and the fact that the developer is aware of the playthroughs, that they liked the games and gives them codes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Metal Gear Solid 3
jessicaengle: okay thanks.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: In that it went very deep on lore and we very much were lost
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Even those of us with the type of autism that means we remember things that are utterly useless to us and knew way too much about the other Tomato Way games
 DoodlestheGreat: But being lost in a Tomato Way game is part of the experience.
Invitare: coincidentally, tomatoes are noted for containing a lot of MSG
Invitare: so it really is the MSG3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: On the one hand yes, but on the other the lore in Tomato Way 3 is even more impenetrable than the others.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I adore those games
  LunarJade: Metal Sear Goblin 3
 PharaohBender27: 
 NewtyNewts: Goblin?! Where!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: In the box I assume
  Juliamon: incidentally, it is Goblin Week
 NewtyNewts: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: liquid of unknown origin
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote goblin
  LRRbot: Quote #3487: "Stop body-shaming your goblins!" —Ian, to Beej [2016-10-07]
 SnackPak_: when I see MGS, my brain goes Madison Gquare Sardens
 NewtyNewts: uh oh, liquefied goblin!
Metric_Furlong: Every week is Goblin Week if you believe hard enough
  Juliamon: a good week to draw a goblin or write about a goblin, or roll up a goblin character
  LunarJade: Metal Sear Goblin 3: Liquid Smoke
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's fair, I recently rewatched the LRL where they had to identify that quote and identified it as being from Ian
 dumbo3k: hello early chatters!
 NewtyNewts: The goblin was named Smoke, that's so tragic!
WriterRaven flops back into chat, still existing and still unsure of what to do about it
 Mazrae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (0s from now).
 Manae: !next
 LordZarano: !next
Metric_Furlong: @Thefluffiestguineapig as it so often is
  Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon So you're telling me they released my friend's book just slightly too early 
 SnackPak_:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also a goblin cooking game in the style of early Metal gear solid would be rad
 Manae:   
 Strebenherz: @LRRbot nice
 Mazrae: Love that three of us went for it
  Juliamon: Sarah_Serinde Well, orders will arrive in time, this way?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It was Manae with the CHAIR
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: mixed media teeth
  Sarah_Serinde: True! 
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 GasCityGaming: The 7 year!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: !advice
  LRRbot: Gently caress the door.
  Sarah_Serinde: Also we showed up for her book launch this weekend, it was great :3
 Manae: @Thefluffiestguineapig Nope. I got the whisper. Mazrae got it
 Crad0k: !secret
  LRRbot: That's my Secret, I always have reach.
 baltimore_667083: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Do a violence.
TheAinMAP: Signal.
 SnackPak_:   
 MidgardSerpent:   
 Manae:   
 PharaohBender27:  !
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah good on you for owning that, then Mazrae with the CHAIR
 calculated_uncertainties:   
WriterRaven: SAGNORL
 Strebenherz:   
 Dog_of_Myth:  
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SkylerRingtail It depends what the violence is upon
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 PharaohBender27: @SkylerRingtail ^
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 LeeshaJoy: Time to box some jacks!
 rasterscan: Fingers crossed tonight for more of the "make weird noises" game
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 iris_of_ether:   
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  Sarah_Serinde: I'm just gonna say that a public Twitch chat is probably not the best place to be advocating for violence and leave it there
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  Sarah_Serinde: Be careful out there friends 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh for sure, in silksong I've been doing a lot of violence
 Micalovits: I will advocate for snowball fights with friends
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 calculated_uncertainties: @Thefluffiestguineapig Champed Up tonight?
 SymphonySolstice: jork those borkses!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: CONTINUOUS ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Diabore: i am obliged to violence in pubg, or violence will happen to me
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 Montesque64: Jack got out of his box? Again?!
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 NewtyNewts: Maybe even T-shirt violence?
 LadyAiluros: Stff from shoveling and annoyed that we dont' ahve school tomorrow but happy to be with Caht
 chaz_existing: I'm excited to box my jacks.
  Sarah_Serinde: Violence in Minecraft 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @calculated_uncertainties Or Tee KO, that's also violence. Trivia Murder Party is also violence
 HbombAndFriends: 100 Clearing out my bits. With Amazon’s support of “current events”, my days on Twitch are numbered.
jessicaengle: I know how to play violins does that cout
Metric_Furlong: as a parody
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WriterRaven: @jessicaengle graphic violins?
 calculated_uncertainties: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm hoping for new murder party
 SymphonySolstice: violence gets done to me in minecraft more than I do any violence
Metric_Furlong: @WriterRaven not now, captain underpants
  Sarah_Serinde: I respect my landlord for shovelling all the snow from yesterday and I'm glad I didn't have to 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @calculated_uncertainties They recently did an update I think
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 Diabore: @Sarah_Serinde the mythic landlord W
 N8Maple: Hello, Jackboxers!
 DigitalSeahorse: yes, throw a bunch of ice in a blender in minecraft and turn it into slushies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or are planning to do a murder party update soon?
 LadyAiluros: @Sarah_Serinde yeah I'm really considering a plug in electric snowblower
  Sarah_Serinde: @Diabore Yeah all in all he's not bad, and I'll take that
 e_bloc: I think they were supposed to have a murder party in this pack but it got delaye
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde Man, if I can find one who is not all bad I will settle for that in a heartbeat
 djalternative: Jordynne's got a new tattoo? cool
 e_bloc: and by this pack I meaqn the most recent one
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 wordmogul: Box jackin’ time!
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 djalternative: also hi chat
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 AllTheWeasels: nice
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 calculated_uncertainties: @Thefluffiestguineapig I saw an email about 3. Did I read that email? No.
 benjamin_wheeler: Jordynne got a back piece of my face
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Which absolutely we will take. And I think it's coming out later this year
 GasCityGaming:   
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 bullseye3265: 5 years! Well bing bong!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: This music slaps
 benjamin_wheeler: without me knowing
 empyreon: 
 Strebenherz: sniped
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh yeah I'm all in.   honestly the first two are great so I dont think we strictly need a new one, but I am excited to see what they do with it
   LoadingReadyRun: ya, no new Murder Party yet
 consolecowboy88: listening to this while replaying  Pokemon 6
 consolecowboy88: Pokemon Y
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc I'm hoping they do more with the weird family themed items
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 Crad0k: S O O N
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 KaleidoscopeMind: over halfway
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Metric_Furlong: @consolecowboy88 funnily enough, I just ended my 'fantasy gym leader' run of HeartGold this weekend
 Brozard: S P O O N
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh yeah, I played so many times without seeing those so when they popped up it was wild
TheAinMAP:    
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 kusinohki: mojang party remix followed by mojang party original is a heck of a playlist choice...
GrathXVI: Time to find out who at LRR has the clickiest keyboard
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc On the LRR VODs I've seen the weird glasses, the mom wig but nothing else
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @GrathXVI Hands down Ian
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 consolecowboy88: wait how many family related items are there besides the ma’s wig and dad’s hat
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There's dad's hat???
 SymphonySolstice: greetings humans
 e_bloc: full house
  Sarah_Serinde: Look at all these great people
TheAinMAP: Hello.
 chaz_existing: heelo!
 DoodlestheGreat: Hi ho!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A hoy hoy!
 neisan2112: Horraayyy!
 Crad0k: hello beautiful people
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 baltimore_667083: hello everyone!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh this is a stacked crew
  Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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TrickJarrett: Look at these fine 7 individuals, no I will not be explaining
 Drasvin: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a powerful character
 Strebenherz: cheers!!
 consolecowboy88: wheeler has the kinda Victorian gothic love interest shirt on
 Dog_of_Myth: Look at all these cool people
 red_shoes_jeff: MOI!?
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
KWardJenx: Brilliant panel!
 Korolan: Nice New Tattoo Jordynne!
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh, you either didn't see or forgot that episode where Olivia got the "daddy hat" much to her dismay
 Diabore: he... he didnt say th thing
 consolecowboy88: Thas the purplest shirt to ever purple
 e_bloc: 3333 your boy
 SymphonySolstice: hi paul
 consolecowboy88: cheers Ian your boy
ihorner: My white balance is so effed
 Mattmitchell45: Love those sleeves
  Sarah_Serinde: it is a bit yes 
  Sarah_Serinde: !ppr
  LRRbot: The Riftbound: Spiritforged PPR will be on Saturday, 31 January at 10am PST! More info: https://cdn.masto.host/kindsocial/media_attachments/files/115/908/104/375/220/122/original/7b34d2f6a97bbfd4.png
 Crad0k: @consolecowboy88 it's doing weird things to my eyes
spinebustertee subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 81 months!
 spinebustertee: Excited for the Mid Quiz!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Right, I blocked that out because of how much I hated that. Thanks for reminding me 
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: So the uncle glasses, mom wig, dad hat
 e_bloc: I hope this year they do the quiz
Metric_Furlong: tuning into live, in case something happens
 DaxStrife: Am Wheeler okay?
 Ashen_Prime: A PPR and LRR on the same day‽ We'll be spoiled!
 Brozard: wait, PPR and LRL on the same day?
 consolecowboy88: @e_bloc yes!
SaxPython: oh I love that ppr is reuseable
 NewtyNewts: Wheeeeeeel!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @consolecowboy88 Looks like there are 6 items that lead to altenrate endings.
 HadesLeprechaun: it's the Big Mid Quiz!
 Dog_of_Myth: 500  For Ian's white balance
 Brozard: @ashen_prime twins
   LoadingReadyRun: Code is TZJA
 PharaohBender27: @Brozard Yep, but they pre-recorded the LRL
  Sarah_Serinde: SaxPython Yeah it's nice how that worked out
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Oh hey, I caught this live
cahe: ask Wheeler
jessicaengle: Is it just me or does the Wheel kind of sound like Nelly?
SaxPython: @Sarah_Serinde 
 lamina5432: evening
digiman619TheAntiDigs: SaLRRtations, all
 teeyeezey: wait, no ones getting shot what a rip
 SkylerRingtail: So, Wheel-er is gonna win this one, surely
 Gekyouryuu: "Beef or Chicken?"
Fantusta: What is 6 times 9
 ClodiumSoride: The Wheel of Enormous Ryan Renolds
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 ArtDecoSunburn: Train LLMs.
 A_Dub888: why is Gamora?
 Rhynerd: If not they remain forever unanswered
wrapscalion subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
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 Brozard: @PharaohBender27 Ah, is it Quiz time this month?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And I remember when someone won with the mom wig there was a post credits thing and it was WILD
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 pctjoe: woot lrr jackbox
 PharaohBender27: @Brozard Sure is!
Fantusta: "things"
 Gekyouryuu: @Fantusta 42
 SkylerRingtail: Ian trying to break the game again I'm sure
Metric_Furlong: @A_Dub888 my importantly: how is Gamora?
BlasterKyubey210: here we go
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Us
 SquareDotCube: Looking forward to Nelly winning this game 
 NewtyNewts: Isn't it spelled kooky?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hypercapitalism would do that
 Diabore: heh, the wheel believes in me, suck it
BlasterKyubey210: I think the subtitles are funny
 djalternative: 3 quizzes this month. Checkpoint, This, and Mid. We're spoiled for trivia
Fantusta: Wheeler's sound effects on point today
 DaxStrife: "Hey kid, ya like proving yourself?"
 ArtDecoSunburn: So vaguely Incan wheel of wisdom?
 consolecowboy88: “cha cha cha”
digiman619TheAntiDigs: @thefluffiestguineapig That's how Death spoke in the Discworld series, right? /s
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Right, we can't play
 SymphonySolstice: finally a question I can actually answer
 HadesLeprechaun: molto bene!
 SkylerRingtail: @djalternative Is Big Mid Quiz confirmed for Live this month?
 DaxStrife: I don't see "vocaloid" on this list.
 frank_the_great: Love The Sopranos
 Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig we kinda play
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's why I don't like this one as opposed to others
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I know this
SaxPython: I voted before I saw the question.  I did not help the audience score
 Brozard: @SquareDotCube It’s his first time!
   LoadingReadyRun: Join the Audience! go to jackbox.tv code: TZJA
 djalternative: @SkylerRingtail they tooted a photo
 Micalovits: *Countertenorist wins*
 Crad0k: no, graham, no, please, no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This as opposed to other trivia games where we actually get to answer the question
 kimmiekoneko: singing bass hangs in every country kitchen
epsilon_vee: it's the only way to get that need stereo effect
 Gekyouryuu: Trouble in Tenorist Town
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 TheWriterAleph: it's critical to the meta
epsilon_vee: *neet
 adept_nekomancer: If you put a tenor and a counter-tenor in the same room, what happens?
 HorusFive: Holding the wall against the Tenor Terror
 DoodlestheGreat: Countertenor would work at a soda shop.
 HadesLeprechaun: molto bene! Allons-y!
  Juliamon: SkylerRingtail https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/115953035508311530
 LordZarano: This Zoo's Just Animals (TZJA)
 ArtDecoSunburn: The only way to stop a tenor with a gun is a contralto with a spear (in Wagner).
 Rhynerd: Counter-Song Source was such a fun game.
 SkylerRingtail: @Juliamon Oh! Silly me, I saw Riftbound and skipped past that post, haha
 Brozard: @LordZarano Tenor Zoprano Jass Alto
 SkylerRingtail: Looking forward to the Quiz ^^
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UnsightlyNaiveLarkUnSane-Wm4C_u4Wgv0SGs_h
 flatluigi: as opposed to growing hands without fingers
 kimmiekoneko: inside voice, wheel
 Cptasparagus: wait why isn't Logan Paul on this list?
 HadesLeprechaun: I mean does it count if they were that in a movie?
 Micalovits: I just tapped with my nose, hands optional
  bv310: First he was Kid Gorgeous, then Kid Presentable, and then finally Kid Moe
 Nigouki: ugh, imagine having hands with FINGERS. disgusting
 ArtDecoSunburn: Hey, once boxing was the most popular sport in America.
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 doubleo21: Love seeing Moe on the list
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Cptasparagus Wasn't he ameatur only and also not a heavyweight?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: No disputing!
 DaxStrife: What about the "Unrepentant Heavyweight Champion?"
Metric_Furlong: good job Beej
 e_bloc: which spute
 Alex_Frostfire: Wait, is that Moe from The Simpsons...?
 Lysander_salamander: 
 kusinohki: "I don't want to fight him..."
Metric_Furlong: @Alex_Frostfire yes
 korvys: I know he's not real, but did Rocky not?
 SymphonySolstice: somehow I'm 2 for 2 on predictions
 pctjoe: given how frustrated Holyfield made boxers he should have been
 Rhynerd: Oh, I should've voted Graham.
 PharaohBender27: At some point I thought of, as a joke, someone boasting they were the "undisputed intercontinental world champion" of a thing
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Don't get vexed by the vexiology
 Verrain2: G's moment is here!
 underhill33: shape of cyprus lol
Metric_Furlong: what could the shape of cyprus be representing?
WriterRaven: I wonder which one matches with "shape of Cyprus".
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yay! I voted for Graham!
 KingOfDoma: Everybody better at least get one
 Xavorin: Oh, I wonder which flag is the "shape of Cyprus".
 e_bloc: the up and down bit is a little weird
SaxPython: Cyprus could do the funniest thing
 tehfewl: oh FLAG, i misread that
 Micalovits: Dargon!
 AugmentingPath: Are the discord ping noises coming from the stream or am I hallucinating?
 SymphonySolstice: cyprus knows what's up
 gualdhar: it'd be really weird of "the shape of cyprus" was Turkey's flag
 CaptainSpam: Power SLICE!!!
 public_key_reveal_party: Wales: shape of cypress was my guess
 e_bloc: did everyone get canada
SaxPython: PPPPower Slice!
 idontgetmyrealname: damnit Jordynna
 e_bloc: "shape of taiwan" - China
 frozenphoenix7: I somehow forgot Western style dragon designs existed and was very confused by the Dragon option
 Rhynerd: Mayhaps it's because of the lower score that Matt was chosen as tiebreaker.
 red_shoes_jeff: @e_bloc Anyone who didn't has 24 hours to pack up.
jessicaengle: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is there an icecream sundae?
   LoadingReadyRun: @AugmentingPath I'm not hearing any discord noises
 Rhynerd: giving the underdog a bone, or in this case a power slice
 Micalovits: Lets go trouble!
 AllTheWeasels: we would never
 AugmentingPath: @LoadingReadyRun Hmm, fair enough. Hallucination it is
ekplayscards: HI GAMERS
ALLxISxLOST: is the wheel is face or his mane?
 A_Dub888: us trouble? never
 chaz_existing: "Put some slices on my face" sounds like a spokesman quote
Metric_Furlong: Wales represents 50% of the countries with a dragon-themed national flag
 Crad0k: audience? i'm an audience!
 NewtyNewts: @Micalovits clap clap cla-cla-clap
 A_Dub888: US
 Micalovits: Yeeees!
 NewtyNewts: Chat slice!
 SymphonySolstice: chaos chaos chaos
 Strebenherz: @team chaos!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: #chaos
 A_Dub888: !advice
  LRRbot: Try mining the fire away.
Metric_Furlong: I voted for get points
 Strebenherz: OH NO
 SymphonySolstice: lmaoo
 GhostValv: oh dang
 Dog_of_Myth: 
TheAinMAP: Wow.
 CaptainSpam: OH
WriterRaven: I voted to get points!
 Welbog: Hahah
 adept_nekomancer: Rude
niccus: ah, to be 21 again
h3rsh3yb4r: decimated
 BigDaddyBland87: dang
 wordmogul: ouch
ALLxISxLOST: is Cori okay?
 Gekyouryuu: EVIL
 public_key_reveal_party: cori just won at blackjack at least
 flatluigi: golf scoring, right
 A_Dub888: Cori got Blackjack!
KWardJenx: Yikes... stiff
 AllTheWeasels: I retract my earlier statement about us not causing trouble
 thraximore: daaaaaaaamn
epsilon_vee: cori will remember this
 idontgetmyrealname: its ok, it's golf scoring, Cori
 e_bloc: you wanna play 21?  I got 22
 Strebenherz: Cori got absolutely norted
 Azralorne: I voted for you to get points, Cori 😭
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This feels worse than Trivia Murder Party to me
 Rhynerd: Cori, if nothing else, wins Blackjack.
digiman619TheAntiDigs: @e_bloc Calm down Terry
 public_key_reveal_party: Cori: let me solo the wheel
 pctjoe: 21points ouch
 Strebenherz: voting cori on the best answer
 NewtyNewts: oh hell
 Strebenherz: GO GRAHAM
 SymphonySolstice: LOL
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AnimatedPunchyPotSquadGoals-J2pS7hOqu2uSzE3O
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We don't really get to play
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 ignitionpoint: Thank you for being the best and funniest folks on the internet! 
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 SkylerRingtail: Flags *and* Fonts this game, huh
 AllTheWeasels: easy vote lmao
 CaptainSpam: OH COME ON
 GhostValv: sheesh
 Diabore: slam graham
 Thefluffiestguineapig: GO GRAHAM
KWardJenx: oh come on!
Fantusta: Graham was born for this
 Sheikun07: Welp, Graham better win this
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Easy vote
 wordmogul: Graham has activated!
 e_bloc: the Graham has been activated
 MyrddintheWizard: Windmill slam G
Metric_Furlong: Graham blessed by the wheel gods tonight
 DaxStrife: I need a screencap of Graham's face there.
 Zerragonoss: And I thoguht flags was Grahm's time
 flatluigi: wingdangs
WriterRaven: WINGDANGS
 A_Dub888: well i know who IM voting for
 Brozard: this is like the Pokemon question the Ben’s got
GrathXVI: Papyrus Gothic
jessicaengle: squeeeeee
 Rhynerd: Alright Graham we're putting all our money on you
 EricTheOrange: well graham time to see if you're a faker
  Sarah_Serinde: This question written specifically for Graham and no one else
KWardJenx: Rigged!!
  Juliamon: I want a couple of these fakes
 NewtyNewts: Wingdangs!
 Strebenherz: love graham cackling
 idontgetmyrealname: these are some GOOD fake ones
  bv310: Papyrus Gothic would be god-damned incredible
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ghyllnox: Ding dang wingdangs
 Sheikun07: I like Wingdangs
 tehfewl: Wing Dangs
 adept_nekomancer: But how bold is Delaware though?
 RainyMint: WINGDANGS 
 consolecowboy88: has anyone ever used Wingdings?
 kimmiekoneko: dank wings
 Alex_Frostfire: Papyrus Gothic sounds cursed.
 consolecowboy88: wong dongs
 Redbassist: 
 red_shoes_jeff: GRA-  *clap clap* GRA-  *clap clap*
  Sarah_Serinde: it's 90s
FanFactorTV: this game isnt as funny but its fun
 NewtyNewts: 73% confidence in G
 tehfewl: Delaware bold is a great name
 baltimore_667083: Comic Sans Mississippi?
 e_bloc: props to Ian
 flatluigi: curlz is a slightly more professional jokerman
 Strebenherz: okay, so i know the joke graham good at fonts, but i've never heard why it's his thing
 SquareDotCube: Curlz, right up there with Jokerman
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wing Dangs should be on Pharmacist Judge's next nametag
 e_bloc: we all knew Graham was going to get 12/12
 Crad0k: 'standard'
 calculated_uncertainties: heavy music night
 chaz_existing: I really like this game although I concede that it has bad audience features and a lackluster spinning part. The actual trivia is some of the best Jackbox has made imo.
 tehfewl: a Goofy Pedal harp
 kimmiekoneko: alpine or appalachian?
 Gekyouryuu: 69 or 420, no other numbers exist
 Micalovits: Was looking for Nelson to vote for, but damn - no nelly
  Juliamon: When our local Blockbuster closed, a thrift shop opened up in the space with a name printed in Curlz.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CreativeSpotlessCodDoggo-vLimeZjl8gPLJeFj
digiman619TheAntiDigs: I only have irregular pedal harps
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You can have an restricted pedal harp, I forget the number
 UnknownFriday: Ironically I know there's seven pedals but not how many strings there are.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: *real name
 e_bloc: 47?  in a row?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's the big one for an orchestra
 Tiber727: I prefer an electric harp.
 detectiveYarmas: the pedals change the key the harp is in
 consolecowboy88: i would like a wang dangs Hutton
digiman619TheAntiDigs: @e_bloc Calm down, Dante
 Arclight_Dynamo: Do sea borders count?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's go! I know a lot
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FineBlazingDumplingsWutFace-7ytUSwhmHAXcpItp
 KeytarCat: the pedals are for key change, iirc
 A_Dub888: 
 red_shoes_jeff: Oh hey, Jordynne!
 Gekyouryuu: wrong Jordan
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It didn't specify land borders
 Diabore: i wonder what itll say for sri lanka
JohnLockeCole: @Arclight_Dynamo Given the presence of Sri Lanka, yes?
 Crad0k: india is jordynne's new crush
 SkylerRingtail: I know this now after spending Too Many Hours playing Terra Invicta
jessicaengle: Big dad joke energy coming from Paul tonight
 Arclight_Dynamo: @JohnLockeCole That's my question, yeah...
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 SymphonySolstice: if sea borders count then maldives should be on here
 Alex_Frostfire: I'll be honest, my knowledge of Asian political borders is... lacking.
 e_bloc: region
 PharaohBender27: Patagonia is a region
 underhill33: so sea borders did count
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Patagonia is not a country
 Arclight_Dynamo: Does it // Border // India? // Myanmar Shave
 flatluigi: i think the wheel's gonna take cameron out for dinner
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, it didn't specify land borders
 chaz_existing: Cameron feels slice
 MyrddintheWizard: POWER SliCE!
 SymphonySolstice: I have somehow gotten every audience prediction right
 Diabore: @SymphonySolstice sri lanka also not attached to the main land but it made the list
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Patagonia is a region is south america IIRC
 consolecowboy88: Patagonia is indeed a region
 SymphonySolstice: @Diabore shrug emoji
Metric_Furlong: Cori's out of last place
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 Gekyouryuu: one egg, all baskets
 chaz_existing: I have too many baskets and only one egg, what do?
 e_bloc: you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs--any good cook will tell you that
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GracefulSuspiciousBisonRuleFive-Cjao9QkTdpmQ33Ol
 adept_nekomancer: Points for Cori!
 LadyAiluros: and the rich ... get Richter
 A_Dub888: uh ohhh, double dippyyy
jessicaengle: Doubledippers!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LadyAiluros Back to you!
 Micalovits: Damn
 AugmentingPath: @Diabore It kind of is attached by Adam's Bridge
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Holy shit
 NewtyNewts: How about that.
 ClodiumSoride: That's a first.
KWardJenx: The king maker
   LoadingReadyRun: FYI, Wheeler specifically requested this game tonight
 A_Dub888: @AugmentingPath how’d Adam get a bridge out there?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
jessicaengle: This game rules
 NewtyNewts: Do we get to do a thing!
 e_bloc: "can we make people as angry as Mario Kart but faster?"  - the elevator pitch for this game, probably
 thraximore: for a guy named after the game wheeler ain't doing so hot
niccus: you could do that?
 AllTheWeasels:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Socialism!
 SymphonySolstice:  
 AllTheWeasels: oops too late
 Strebenherz:   +
 AugmentingPath: @A_Dub888 Colonialism, mostly. (It's also known as Rama's Bridge/Rama Setu)
 Diabore: did not know you could go negative in here
 Rhynerd: Holy shit, there's a negative?
 Micalovits: Oh dear, poor Jordynne
 NotCainNorAbel: negative?
 Strebenherz: Cori's recovering
 thraximore: NEGATIVE?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup you can go negative in this game
 drcthulu: negative points is impressive
 Alex_Frostfire: I thought negative points was just a YDKJ thing.
 Rhynerd: oh I thought Jordynne had a positive amount of points until I saw the scoreboard
 Rhynerd: oh no
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah Jordynne you're doing amazing
jessicaengle: 
 SymphonySolstice: lmaooo
stevefromdetroit: you’re doing great sweetie dot gif
 KingOfDoma: Magic card or metal band?
 DaxStrife: Yessssssssssss
Metric_Furlong: did Graham hack this?!
 Despoiler98: OH NOOOOOOOO
NimrodXIV: lmao
 gualdhar: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
 EricTheOrange: OMG did someone rig this for G?
 NotCainNorAbel: ding ding ding
 Alex_Frostfire: Um.
niccus: wait the series is numbered
 Tz_BG: I think you lose for each power slice you are next too
 adept_nekomancer: "How well do you know your roman numerals?
 Despoiler98:     
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: what
 e_bloc: interesting
 MyrddintheWizard: @nd windmill slam for G
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's why I think Murder Party is better, the rebound mechanic is better
digiman619TheAntiDigs: This is Graham's game to lose
  Sarah_Serinde: it really is
  bv310: Dang, Wheeler's on fire
 rasterscan: I've never heard so many gosh dang dings in this game before.
 public_key_reveal_party: the next question is just going to be "what are things that graham stark likes?"
 Diabore: damn wheeled
  Sarah_Serinde: They could've made it harder than this if they wanted to 
 Diabore: wheeler*
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: I almost expected side games
 Despoiler98: HEY CHICAGO PIZZA IS THE BEST YOU STUPID INANIMATE OBJECT
FanFactorTV: what if it was released in america not japan cuz in america it was mixed up
 Strebenherz: COME ON BEEJ
 Gekyouryuu: dongle
 flatluigi: write down all of these for future crapshots
 Sheikun07: Let's go Ian
h3rsh3yb4r: i think the murder trivia game was better than this one
digiman619TheAntiDigs: @despoiler98 He only knows about deep dish, not the true glory of tavern style
 Mattmitchell45: Sadly, I have had to learn these lately
 DoodlestheGreat: Hork up dem toobs.
 red_shoes_jeff: Ian should know this one.
Scarbble: i had to replace my hork tube the other day
Desruprot: yay Jackbox
 tehfewl: Hork Tube Real?
 RatherLargeToad: that’s where the hork goes
 Nigouki: hork tube is just my throat when I'm sick
 djalternative: @Despoiler98 Jackbox is chicago based. they're making fun of themselves
 AllTheWeasels: the hork tube is the noise I make first thing in the morning
 adept_nekomancer: It's somewhere near the hork tube.
 EricTheOrange: HORK tube
 empyreon: let's go dongle
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah so Ian and Beej know this
 tehfewl: Hork Tube REAL
 Its_VeeBot: The Dongle is what you use to insert water into the bowl, correct?
 Despoiler98: @digiman619TheAntiDigs damn right
 KingOfDoma: Hork Tube better come back in a future game
 consolecowboy88: I read that as hot tube
 SymphonySolstice: lets go beej
 DoodlestheGreat: That just sounds like another cock & ball story.
 Strebenherz: Jordynne AND Beej
niccus: then what the hell did i get a hork tube for
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian how did you get that wrong?
 red_shoes_jeff: Ian, you were the Chosen One!!!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 drcthulu: too much fiber
 Rhynerd: @Mattmitchell45 Assuming the reason is toilet broke, I'm sorry to hear that.
 Its_VeeBot: $0
 RedAlexxis: Beej knowes toilets, Ian only knows bidet pain!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Too much fiber
 EricTheOrange: 45
 BigDaddyBland87: too much
 Vinewood_OG: Too many
 chaz_existing: Hork tube, Dongle! I need youze to take care of mister flush capper. Give him a real wet willy, ey?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 1
 Despoiler98: he was paid with 1 Lead lined nuclear proof Fridge
 Cptasparagus: hold on i'm googling "Harrison Ford inflation"
 SymphonySolstice: >0
Metric_Furlong: $n
 red_shoes_jeff: He was paid Yes Million Dollars.
 A_Dub888: 1 squillion dollars
 DaxStrife: Somehow too much and too little.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Cptasparagus That's a good idea 
 Despoiler98: holy shit
 GhostValv: goddamn D:
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Too much
 Micalovits: Damn, Jordynne is BACK
 KingOfDoma: Literally right on the money
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 empyreon: NO SCOPED
  Sarah_Serinde: Hell yeah Jordynne 
 e_bloc: what the fuck
 MyrddintheWizard: the Snipe!
 BigDaddyBland87: Jordynne with the soul read
epsilon_vee: turns out harrison ford's dignity is worth a lot
 RatherLargeToad: get paid!
 adept_nekomancer: Jordynne with the perfect score
  Sarah_Serinde: but also, yeah, yeah that's so much
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  bv310: Yeah, this is the only way to get him out and away from crashing planes
 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That movie was toilets sooooo
 AugmentingPath: Crystal Skull counts as both of those things 
 Micalovits: Awww, only one audience slice
Fantusta: Surprised it doesn't do more for someone getting it exactly
 djalternative: yeah. Harrison Ford def didn't want to make that movie but Universal said yes to his stupid number
jessicaengle: Indiana Jones and the Toilet of Destiny
Metric_Furlong: remember chat: if we vote to make people lose points, Wheeler has to play the game longer
 Forlorgen: it was both too much and not enough money
 A_Dub888: “I know two things: Indiana Jones and toilets” - Jordynne 2026
 Tiber727: I'm feeling Fancy Feast.
 NewtyNewts: Audience time!
 SymphonySolstice:  
 Despoiler98: @djalternative hey he got that bag props to him
 Micalovits: We only need one! Lets go!
 Diabore: MIX
Metric_Furlong: chaos, you say?!
 e_bloc: he's the same beej he used to be
 public_key_reveal_party: chaos!
 Geldaran: chaos!
   LoadingReadyRun:  why is there a Connect 4 game on the right side?
 Micalovits: Chaos!
 SymphonySolstice: c h a o s
 Thefluffiestguineapig: #chaos
 Stratavarius: Indiana Jones and the Hork Tube of Mild Importance
 Strebenherz: CHAOS
NimrodXIV: mystery box!
 KaleidoscopeMind: chaos
 EvilBadman: In a word: Chaos
 Jedi_Master_Zell: CHAOS!
 Dog_of_Myth: CHAOS
 Gekyouryuu: @LoadingReadyRun last round it was a skull chalice
 Despoiler98: chaos
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Chaos Garden
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 public_key_reveal_party: we are a pack of chaotic gremlins
 Its_VeeBot: @djalternative ...Universal?
  Sarah_Serinde: yup
 Despoiler98:  
 Xavorin: @LoadingReadyRun Why not?
 Crad0k: aah, wheeler's worked it out
 Strebenherz: It's full ass looney toons yeah
 Despoiler98:   chaos
 NewtyNewts: No more multipliers
 e_bloc: Wheeler protesting a lot for a game named after him
 KaleidoscopeMind: we've seen the connect 4 game before. it was once an ice cream sundae
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey, when you do the game when you order things in a row I ask for not mystery box REGULARLY
Metric_Furlong: Wheeler, slowly achieving enlightenment
 Arclight_Dynamo: The Wheel of Arbitrary Results. I get enough of that at work.
 chaz_existing: You all run a magic event called chaos, this is your own doing. Make your chaotic bed and lie in it.
 Valkryir: basically coco melon
 Gekyouryuu: no slices say they're 2x anymore
 CaptainSpam: There's always some prop on the right side.
 NewtyNewts: Also, where did Cam's slices go?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There was an ice cream sundae two rounds ago
 lamina5432: this is the longest this game has gone with no winner spin
 Tangsm: Your soul is being weighed against the Connect Four
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NewtyNewts It all got mixed up
 HadesLeprechaun: it's like your From Rewatch with Love little props
 djalternative: @Its_VeeBot I was entirely prepared to be wrong with who owns that particular franchise
 Its_VeeBot: Genuinely had to check lmao
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can Cam not win anything this round?
 Micalovits: I guess it just mixed all of cams slices off the board
 MyrddintheWizard: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ThirstyFurtiveKoupreyChocolateRain-8r52Tx89zB54gBXu
 CaptainSpam: I still like the little screams when each player falls through the plinth.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who can win anything this round?
 Diabore: easy 3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH SHIT
 EricTheOrange: we gonna make wheeler play all the jackbox game he hates.  is it gonna You Don't know Jack after this, then survey scrable after that.
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niccus: steal a lot from one person, or...
 GhostValv: 
 KingOfDoma: Power move!
 Strebenherz: AMAZING
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jordynne is the GOAT
 Alex_Frostfire: Could've stolen from Cori and Beej...
niccus: by choosing kindness, you've invited evil into the world
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You could have stolen and made the game end
 KingOfDoma: Always had it never punished
 chaz_existing: The wheel will soon claim your soul
 Tz_BG: If you had stolen, you could have spun for the win
 NewtyNewts: Winner spinner time!
 Diabore: imagine if jordynne comes back from negative
 Its_VeeBot: Well ok
Cephallope: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Rhynerd: won it right there.
jessicaengle: 
 A_Dub888:    
 HadesLeprechaun: embrace the schadenfreude
TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, so the wheel is mad if you don't steal too
 Drasvin: 
 Welbog: Always listen to Ian
 Its_VeeBot: Oh
 KaleidoscopeMind: wut
 SymphonySolstice: always doink your oiter
 Strebenherz: Doink my oiter
 e_bloc: in sense we all win
 Alex_Frostfire: Interrupt!
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 NewtyNewts: Now what could that mean?
 gualdhar: Matt definitely didn't think this question would show up
 BigDaddyBland87: pardon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This feels so much more miserable than Trivia Murder party to me
 chaz_existing: I don't know what that means and I am scared
 Rhynerd: Matt's gotta what now, I ugess.
 consolecowboy88: doink your ottter?
Fantusta: Your gut is going to react to drinking for sure
 e_bloc: or what
 Brozard: so what then
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This question is hilarious
WitchyTQ: just put me on the phone and i'll read out everything like its text to speech
 Xavorin: Always be oiter doinkin'.
WriterRaven: hydwate or diedwate uwu
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TheWheelGame/5514d8e3bb1ab926b7cd0acd58cbae3b/
Boon_33:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @WitchyTQ Perfect
 circusofkirkus: SPIN THAT WHEEL
 e_bloc: 3 hours of wheel?
 e_bloc: letsgo
jessicaengle: 
 public_key_reveal_party: jordynee, your question is great
 NewtyNewts: how do am be a good person?
  Sarah_Serinde: There you go Ian, you got an answer 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The audience doesn't get to play
 KaleidoscopeMind: how DO am be a good person?
 Gekyouryuu: "How much longer?"
 flatluigi: weed bee.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Weed bee
 calculated_uncertainties: @e_bloc isn't that lets nope infringement?
Cephallope: Weed is good
 consolecowboy88: imagine all the we’d be people
 NewtyNewts: puff puff buzz
 chaz_existing: weed bee
 e_bloc: I think that might actually kill the wheeler
jessicaengle: Oede B.
 HadesLeprechaun: imagine dragons! ...yeah this is great, everyone should do this
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 Its_VeeBot: Ask the Wheel "You got any weed?"
 Pywodwagon: this is just that episode of community
 Sheikun07: Oh man cannabis honey
Scarbble: the weed bee is black and green instead of black and yellow surely
 mercano82: Weed Bees: they’re legal in Canada
 pctjoe: I THC some flowers over there
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok
Metric_Furlong: your mother's what?
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 EricTheOrange: Oshi is favorite chat
 Its_VeeBot: 
 consolecowboy88: awww
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Perfect
 DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObliquePrettyAsteriskDogFace-PiP4J_q2u033CbKq
 Its_VeeBot: Cam and Ian Jumpscare sounds horrifying
 NewtyNewts: No Major Skips
 flatluigi: you just drink the whole bottle
  TStodden: If we want to see who knows chat best, there's always Guesspionage...
 Pywodwagon: cam how do you feel about being called an Oshi
 EvilBadman: Frame perfect decant
 e_bloc: do we have a funnel
 public_key_reveal_party: halfway through the stream cam just clips into the chair
Cephallope: That really depends on your monitor resfresh rate
niccus: a cam & ian rollercoaster ride
 Sheikun07: Horse tornado is the best description
 SymphonySolstice: LOL
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
 NewtyNewts: Ian...
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 Despoiler98: YES IAN YESSSSSSSS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's amazing
 consolecowboy88: hahah that’s the best fanciest jackass prank ever
 Vinewood_OG: Patreon .com!
 Strebenherz: #out of context ian
 Sethalidos: Ian, no?
 e_bloc: well that is demented
 MyrddintheWizard: HAHA
 EvilBadman: Bonus if dressed as Santa
 HadesLeprechaun: the crying children is a mandatory addition to the spectacle
 red_shoes_jeff: CAPITALISM! *jazzhands*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There's two clips right there
 Arclight_Dynamo: The Coventry Carol played on a fairground calliope.
 adept_nekomancer: Dog whiskey.
 Its_VeeBot: BYOB Dog Park
  TStodden remembers he needs to "volunteer" for Trivia Murder Party 3...
 e_bloc: I mean you can bring your own whiskey whenever you want
 red_shoes_jeff: It's a real thing so long as security doesn't catch you.
Cephallope: Hair of the dog with extra dog hair
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Like.....where in/on the dog
 BigDaddyBland87: meow
 CaptainSpam: Meow.
 SymphonySolstice: meow.
jessicaengle: mewow
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SquareSuccessfulAlfalfaLitFam-zn6DjsqpDR2deJJV
 DaxStrife: Meeeow.
   LoadingReadyRun: Code is SYEG
 NewtyNewts: meow.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Meow
 chaz_existing: meowmeow
  TStodden: Room Code: Super YEGer
 Sheikun07: Ah yes, Gonad, from the well known international phonetic alphabet
WriterRaven: yey! Haven't played this one in a long while.
JohnLockeCole: Golf, Beej, Golf 
 CaptainSpam: I still can't hear the STR host and not think of The Mysterious Man.
 LadyAiluros: Beej, that's not the NATO alphabet ...
jessicaengle: KITTY
Metric_Furlong: @Thefluffiestguineapig yes, in/on the dog
Mindfire13: Shame Nelson can't play this for the first time today.
 Brozard: Sometimes You Eat Glue
 Rhynerd: Save Your Egg, Gulliver!
 public_key_reveal_party: @Micalovits it's the standard nato phoenetic alphabet, right? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej you didn't use the NATO alphabet
 empyreon: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I thought it was I not E
 LordZarano: Strange Yaks Eat Goldfish
 mama_turtle13: Hi! Any chance we could add pronouns to everyone's names?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Metric_Furlong I was asking Cam where he was aiming
 BigDaddyBland87: I agree cat
iarethel0ser: Something something nelly first time something.
 LadyAiluros: Now you all sound like a PearDeck
 Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
 NotCainNorAbel: Cat has a point
 e_bloc: this game is clearly pre-2016
 SnackPak_: yikes
 red_shoes_jeff: SURE IS!
JohnLockeCole: I would like to be in a Functioning Democracy, yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Listen to Mayonnaise VOTE and contact your reps
 Sheikun07: 3
WriterRaven: 2
 djalternative: 3 chat
 NotCainNorAbel: 1
Metric_Furlong: @Thefluffiestguineapig everywhere on and/or in the dog in general
 consolecowboy88: @e_bloc it’s probably 2018 or so I’m gonna guess
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 3 seems devisive
 saucemaster5000: okay so 3 is really funny
 adept_nekomancer: 3 seems funniest
 Diabore: 3 is funny
 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, 3 forever
NimrodXIV: 3 is funny
 Ashen_Prime: I found an Easter egg earlier today. The jellybeans inside aren't completely stale. Not sure why I felt Chat needed to know this, but here we are.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 3 is funny
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 3 also will make them laugh
 KingOfDoma: 3 for sure
 public_key_reveal_party: 3 is extremely funny, but will not split at all
 CaptainSpam: I'm going 2, but 3 is the funniest.
 NewtyNewts: mrow
 DiscordianTokkan: KITTY
 RatherLargeToad: 3 won’t win, but is the best
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Ashen_Prime Because it seems happy
 EricTheOrange: play like beej, don't try to win just try to be funny
 calculated_uncertainties: 3 seems strong
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Was that a real cat or a cat in the game
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 Rhynerd: Not sure how well the other two would split so I went with the funny
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @EricTheOrange Because it often does win
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jessicaengle: I think the real cats are the dev's cats, iirc
 Micalovits: Maybe just a top 10 cats
 SymphonySolstice: so true
 SymphonySolstice: Cat, Big The
 neisan2112: I can't seem to join the audiance, it says room not found. And the extention isn't working
 PharaohBender27: I think 3 will split
 DarkMorford: Hi everyone!
 chaz_existing: Yes, Big the is the best video game cat.
 RedAlexxis: Baxter would win
 NewtyNewts: Are we doing Frank's Ranks Cat
 chaz_existing: Honestly a well made big the cat fishing game would do numbers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Toula in Hades 2 is also fantastic
JohnLockeCole: The Cat from Stray
niccus: what's the best nermal we've had?
 EvilBadman: 2 or 3 will split 1 won't
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @EvilBadman Agree there
 kimmiekoneko: jones from alien is the best fictional cat
 SnackPak_: preach, Wheeler
 consolecowboy88: hahahaha
 SymphonySolstice: (real)
 YeetTheRich_: holy shit the real?
 PharaohBender27: 
Sheikun07: Kiss that fish
 Dog_of_Myth: Windmill slam
 e_bloc: can I noodle them
 adept_nekomancer: How is this fish surviving in the stands?
 consolecowboy88: (real)
 Diabore: ill kiss a fish i dont give a FUCK
 Arclight_Dynamo: As someone who doesn't want basketball tickets, no.
 saucemaster5000: why would you not?
 KaleidoscopeMind: (real)
TheAinMAP: 
SaxPython:  
 public_key_reveal_party: yes, because that is a story
 RedAlexxis: fishy question
  Sarah_Serinde: I mean if I cared about season tickets...
 A_Dub888: I’ll try many things once
 RainyMint: (real)
BeefcakeEmperor: THE Billy?!
 KaleidoscopeMind: should've been (reel)
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  bv310: I am absolutely getting tongue-deep in that fish
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: What does this mean?
 pctjoe: lol your head of HR
 SnackPak_: I've never been star-struck before
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I need terms defined here
hiFunko: I can't believe they would use his full government name like that
jessicaengle:  I like you as a friend
ghyllnox: If I'm at a basketball game it's likely under duress
 TheWriterAleph: International celebrity WILLIAM BASS??
 saucemaster5000: @Sarah_Serinde weirdly the season tickets are not the selling of this for me
 KingOfDoma: Take me to the river!
 Pywodwagon: too worried I disappoint him
 public_key_reveal_party: I don't care about season tickets, but I might be able to sell them and it is a hell of a story
 Tangsm: It is a celebrity encounter story you can bring up at parties
 red_shoes_jeff: Kiss! That! Cod!
 Mischievous_Catgeist: think of that royalty checks after your whirlwind romance
TristalMTG: Billy the Big Mouth Bass (derogatory)
  Sarah_Serinde: @saucemaster5000 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So is it a dead fish?
 underhill33: lmao
 TheWriterAleph: fair, Cameron.
 adept_nekomancer: Kiss the fish!
niccus: yeah, he's vegetarian
 e_bloc: thats absolutely a reference
  Sarah_Serinde: exactly 
 KaleidoscopeMind: fair Cam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Fair
JohnLockeCole: We've played Zelda, We would kiss the Fish
 SnackPak_: smooth?
 consolecowboy88: sheesh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
 adept_nekomancer: You'd be SO regular
 flatluigi: just feel or experience
 Arclight_Dynamo: Smooth sounds great!
 Diabore: how expensive?
 kimmiekoneko: regular pay AND being regular?
 Arclight_Dynamo: Keeps ya regular!
  bv310: Take the job, only eat cheese from now on
 Diabore: whats the salary?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Smooth implies diarrhea
 CaptainSpam: Smooth bowel movements?  Yes PLEASE.
 Sheikun07: You now LIVE on the toilet
NimrodXIV: what does it pay
 empyreon: and SMOOTH!?
 e_bloc: wait I get a job AND smooth bowel movements?
TristalMTG: Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
WitchyTQ: imma get paid to poop brother
 e_bloc: \where do I sign up
 Rhynerd: Finest working bowels in the world
hiFunko: I've been paid to poop before, I'll do it again
 Vinewood_OG: This seems like an upgrade
 public_key_reveal_party: I just don't want a job requiring social media
 VorlonScout: You may never leave the bathroom
 Territan: ABSOLUTE smooth. 4.00 on the Bristol scale, babies!
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 jamcnerny: hello there
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: No one said it has to be an "active" social media presence
 Vilun: but the dehydration would be murder
 chaz_existing: Smooth by Neil Cic plays everytime
 empyreon: where we talkin' on the Bristol Scale?
 baltimore_667083: again?
  Juliamon: but consider: you're a social media manager
niccus: this is when someone replies, not when you read. you don't have control in or out of work
 HadesLeprechaun: You would be cleared for a colonoscopy all the time
 e_bloc: tell people intentionally
 Welbog: How much do you need to eat to maintain the smoothness?
 Morrigan9: does it work of you hear one?
 consolecowboy88: would pooping correct the grammar magically?
 gualdhar: Shitposting on a whole new level
hiFunko: sounds like hot snakes territory
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My face hurts
 mercano82: earn a dollar, spend a penny
 Brozard: So is it smooth AND a hot one?
 e_bloc: 6-7
 Vinewood_OG: TPSD
 Micalovits: I like sleeping, being woken up each time someone replies badly would suuuuuck
 couchboyj: You just feel it, there's no guarantee it actually comes.
 e_bloc: no you just feel it coming on
 TheWriterAleph: @e_bloc hush. 
 SnackPak_: nah, she's an adult
 empyreon: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
Desruprot: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She's an adult
 DaxStrife: Shoot your shot.
 RainyMint: 
 Crad0k: does his wife know?
 Vinewood_OG: His wife
TristalMTG: don't tell your sister!
JohnLockeCole: Who is Sacha Baron Cohen??
niccus: when else are you going to use it
Derthon: 
  bv310: So you're saying she's about to become HIS WAIFE
Fantusta: Is he playing one of his characters all engagement?
 red_shoes_jeff: "My wife..."
 Drasvin: 
 stnrwzrd: graham is gifted
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But he's already married right?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @JohnLockeCole Borat
 consolecowboy88: this is actually a very confusing structured question
 Morrigan9: why didn't you tell your sister then graham?
 GDwarble: Do you lose the ability to ever recognize him again?
 RedAlexxis: I mean, it isn't Rudy Giuliani
 Vinewood_OG: Never seen him in the same room as Boris Johnson....
 DarkMorford: Do we need to have a talk with Kate?
 PharaohBender27: I see 3 won 
WriterRaven: Out of all the possible scenarios, chat created this one. Huh.
 GDwarble: Like, you see a picture of him and you just can't recognize him?
 EvilBadman: I feel him calling your sister MY WIFE
 SymphonySolstice: LMAO
JohnLockeCole: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters The answer presents a new question
 A_Dub888: dinger
 N8Maple: About your sister!
 djalternative: worth it
NimrodXIV: not a good split, but funny
 Diabore: we got one!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT IS GOING ON
jessicaengle: Split the room people
 calculated_uncertainties: Good job, Chat
 Rhynerd: Our other options: "Related to you" and "Gold Digger"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so consistent
niccus: split a person
 YeetTheRich_: yeah baybee
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFFFFFT
jpost042: yes
 e_bloc: the choices weren't great
Desruprot: oh
 Vinewood_OG: I broke my mouse
iarethel0ser: Windmill slam.
 SalamiSuperstar: LMAO
 RedAlexxis: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man
ghyllnox: Holy shit
 stnrwzrd: W
 e_bloc: snap that off
niccus: that's dangerous, i think this is how mormonism started
 Brozard: windmill slam
 Dog_of_Myth: Windmill slam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Windmill slam
 DaxStrife: Eat it, Gutenberg!
 baltimore_667083: windmill slam yes
 GDwarble: I'm gonna say "no", but I do get it
 chaz_existing: well that's interesting
 circusofkirkus: which translation
 SymphonySolstice: the bible or the bible 2?
 Morrigan9: ya, whos?
Boon_33: I thought they were supposed to split the room?
hiFunko: Every time someone rewrites it, you poof it again. No mercy
aitsu100: this is just Book of Eli
 stnrwzrd: thanos snap done
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanos
BeefcakeEmperor: I think they've tried that one before...
 brainbosh: What movie was this
 red_shoes_jeff: Yes.
 Vinewood_OG: Not my King James
 ProcyonFlynn: What about the Bible2?
 Brozard: put it in the graveyard
 tehfewl: the bibble
Metric_Furlong: I think the people in the bible are all dead by now, Cori
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes Wheeler
Iperithon: you have to time it for maximal heretical effect
 Alex_Frostfire: But... would this actually change anything?
 Brozard: Can we exile it instead?
 Strebenherz: IAN WHO DO YOU SIGN IT AS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 e_bloc: I'd pay money for this ability
 KaleidoscopeMind: there's DLC
  TStodden: Don't think too deeply about it... it's all of it...
 gualdhar: Is the Torah taken out in the process?
 flatluigi: well, people have already forgotten what's in it
 HadesLeprechaun: I mean, they absolutely do
 RedAlexxis: Wait, you think every bible bursting into flame woudn't be a sign to someone?
 Territan: Provided they ever read it in the first place...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian that's amazing but WHO DO YOU SIGN IT AS
NimrodXIV: they certainly do
hiFunko: If someone rewrites the bible with a typo, does it still count?
 corianderd: @Strebenherz jesus
 CaptainSpam: If I'm being honest, I'd frankly rather not be involved in a book burning.
SaxPython: Who gets the family Bible? the Void
 Rhynerd: We just cause Book of Eli again?
 neisan2112: That's the plot of Book of Eli
hiFunko: theseus's jesus book
jessicaengle: Maybe read it before you ban it
 pctjoe: undenounced to Graham Andy is Actually a SBC character
 chaz_existing: a lot of bibles are on peoples phones so phones explode
 Strebenherz: @corianderd 10/10
 e_bloc: isnt that the bible
 ThePerrBearr: Paul that's just the normal bible
trainpants: all the bibles get raptured?
 RedAlexxis: Cam!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @corianderd Are you for real right now? If so That's perfect
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cam that's amazing, I'm crying
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aitsu100: yes
 PharaohBender27: Oh dear
Desruprot: 
 FuzBubbles: Ian, do you sign your name, or God, or Jesus!?
 Pywodwagon: an ENTIRE can?
 Saintnex: looool
 TheWriterAleph: surely just the feet
 stnrwzrd: lmao
NimrodXIV: muh allergies
 DoodlestheGreat: Well, it IS outdoors...
 Sheikun07: I'm not making them suffer, and I WILL tell her
 KaleidoscopeMind: quicksand is surprisingly slow
 saucemaster5000: yeah she wants the insurance
  bv310: Well she's going to know pretty quickly
 flatluigi: is that why she's making the request
 Vinewood_OG: The Fedora was a clue
 empyreon: I'd do anything for.... my wife
 A_Dub888: how much cover?
TristalMTG: maybe it's maybelline
 Thefluffiestguineapig: i can't breathe
 e_bloc: this is easily demonstrable
WriterRaven: I'm gonna need some tarps.
 adept_nekomancer: What's their opinion on Axe then?
ghyllnox: Oh, I mean, if she has a thing for Axe body spray
TheAinMAP: Hope most of the people are upwind.
Mindfire13: Quicksand isn't that bad, all things considered
 Thefluffiestguineapig: i'm crying
 RedAlexxis: into Axe?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: help squirtle
JohnLockeCole: You can wade in the quicksand for *some time*
 anyGould: Well, we are comparing to regular sand.
 ContingentCat: Rock beach?
 consolecowboy88: as long as you shower and then spray the axe body spray yer good
 Crad0k: just don't have torches at the wedding or you'll go up
 A_Dub888: do we need to glue several cans to ourselves?
 stnrwzrd: bruh that's kinda malicious of your fiance
 public_key_reveal_party: I mean, I just don't want a beach wedding because I hate seaguls
niccus: do you sink into concrete?
 BigDaddyBland87: I'm mean..I assume the fiance is aware at this point
 stippledotter: is this vore
 DaFhaye: But quicksand isn't actually that bad
 RedAlexxis: or as us Aussies know it, Africa
 TheWriterAleph: stand on a platform???
 PharaohBender27: @KaleidoscopeMind Also IIRC, the best way to deal with it is just to lie down so you float
 SymphonySolstice: someone exploded a can of axe in the boy's bathroom in my elementary school. I can't do it
 NewtyNewts: Go to the Beej
 Mattmitchell45: Fiance Night!
JohnLockeCole: also wouldn't one of the Participants be standing on a Stage??
BeefcakeEmperor: The Mythbusters did this one, just lay down!
 KaleidoscopeMind: density-wise i think most folks only sink to like.. chest height?
 Tangsm: Anyone born before 1995 knows how go survive quicksand
 stnrwzrd: i'm with beej
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm with Beej
 e_bloc: arguably better than marriage
 DaFhaye: So wait are you the only one that sinks?
 Vinewood_OG: NO
 Diabore: nope
 NewtyNewts: Small tech firm, or a large tech soft
 Diabore: absolutely not
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NONONONONONONONO
 red_shoes_jeff: There IS no 'downwind' of an entire Axe can.
 flatluigi: i don't WANT his thoughts
 baltimore_667083: hell no
 consolecowboy88: what a cyberpunk scenario
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Absolutely not
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Never
 e_bloc: no one must know
Desruprot: heh
  Sarah_Serinde: his banking information
ghyllnox: Explode it?
 SymphonySolstice: can I make their brain explode with my brain?
 Morrigan9: heat it up lots
 Micalovits: Bank fraud?
 public_key_reveal_party: insider trading I suppose
niccus: i guess dominate polymarket?
 Athelgar: the ending of Kingsman?
 Lysander_salamander: I guess check his login information?
 bigevildan: Do I have access to the data, or the chip itself?
 ThePerrBearr: insider information for trading?
 Rhynerd: Can I fry the CEO's head?
 Saintnex: something something short their company?
 Vinewood_OG: What is the explosive yield of this chip?
TheAinMAP: CEO of a small tech firm?
 e_bloc: I don't want to know how often he goons, and I don't want him to know how much I goon
 Gekyouryuu: can we access the CEO's headchip and make them gender dysphoric?
 consolecowboy88: give the ceo a fatal coma
Gadora: I mean, they do think about their banking information.
 Mazrae: lately those hours would be my sleeping hours so they would get nothing
 Alex_Frostfire: I'm pretty sure I have an NDA this would be in violation of, so I'd have to quit my job...
 RedAlexxis: Weirdest onlyfans ever?
 Strebenherz: Ceo head overrated
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can we scanners him?
 Diabore: ceos post on weekdays too
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Good potential for insider trading but NOPE NOPE NOPE
Desruprot: I guess they are giving CEOs vital info
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's just a bear on a tricycle.......
 saucemaster5000: it's access to the worst porn imaginable
 brainbosh: Look at some CEOs bank info
 EvilBadman: "Oh no my shuffleboard game has going poorly" does me a lot of fucking good
 mendokusai_jamesdean: The CEOs wife/husband might be hot
 KaleidoscopeMind: pay me for my thoughts
  Juliamon: I'm with Fluff here, let's go Scanners
 SnackPak_: not sponsered
 stnrwzrd: if i had access to a ceo's head chip, i'd upload a virus
 FreyaSViking: No one should ever have access to my unfiltered thoughts
 DaFhaye: They want all of my random dumb thoughts of nothing abyss? I guess. Sucks for them
Fantusta: I'd do some insider trading as a treat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a good sauce Ian
 TheWriterAleph: i'm eatin Sweet Baby Ray's RIGHT NOW
aitsu100: oh no
 EvilBadman: @mendokusai_jamesdean Not creepy at all my dude
 Alex_Frostfire: That is a lot of show...
 frozenphoenix7: Easily, sign me up
 Saintnex: fuq
 SymphonySolstice: oh easy
 stnrwzrd: that's easy
hiFunko: windmill slam yes, so easy
NimrodXIV: omg
 DaFhaye: Sure that's easy
 flatluigi: what if i don't have 2k
Desruprot: that'll take a month or more
 e_bloc: my completion or its completion
 Lysander_salamander: Is it a comedy?
aitsu100: season 1 is 11 hundred episodes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have to pay to enter? NOPE
 ClodiumSoride: even without the "without laughing once" that would be a challenge. oof.
 RedAlexxis: no, you would be watching forever
 stnrwzrd: easy money
 BigDaddyBland87: I could do it
 KaleidoscopeMind: 18 hours is only 6 hours of sleep
 ThePerrBearr: so, a year of work for 50k?
 DaFhaye: One Piece isn't funny. So yeah
 Gekyouryuu: I happen to like the Live Action version
 public_key_reveal_party: that is so many episodes, I don't have time for that
 Diabore: do i get the money if i just watch it all? or do i need to be the first to watch it all?
 ContingentCat: That's ak
 DrLigmaPhD: Yes show is honestly 7/10 so far
  Sarah_Serinde: I want more sleep than that
NimrodXIV: it's so long
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't have 2k
  Sarah_Serinde: And better pay
 thraximore: I'll just watch the japanese without subs or dubs
ghyllnox: Yeah, but I'm hung up on the 6 hours a day to sleep, eat, and shower
SnowBuddy18: @Desruprot but 50k for a month is good
 Going_Medium: Is that below min wage?
 Vinewood_OG: love yourself
iarethel0ser: As an hourly rate that's just nothing.
  bv310: That's still like a year's worth
 7gorobei: you would never complete it
 ContingentCat: That's a lot
 CaptainSpam: Well, that's literally the question, Wheeler.
 stnrwzrd: a man or principle
 Cptasparagus: it would be 25 days I thikn
 Isaac3567: Thats more than I make in a year so easy yes
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I also can't stay awake for 18 hours
 e_bloc: 50k is not enough
JohnLockeCole: I mean, I can do it, I'm sure, I very rarely just *laugh* even when I find things funny -- that's just a Lot of One Piece
ALLxISxLOST: could I rob you to watch it?
 DaFhaye: Oh wait nope nevermind. That's to many days
 Rhynerd: So, wake up, watch One Piece endlessly, go to sleep. Repeat.
 lamina5432: I enjoy it
WitchyTQ: i cant believe my ears
Mindfire13: Congrats, Cameron!
JohnLockeCole: That's like a Job
 e_bloc: even USD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 64 fucking days?
 Rhynerd: for over 2 months
 A_Dub888: could be worse, could’ve been Detective Conan
 SnackPak_: gottem!
 PharaohBender27: Oh SNAP
Scarbble: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 EvilBadman: 50k is what per ep
 empyreon: 
 RedAlexxis: SNAP!
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 neisan2112:   
 stnrwzrd: if i watched anything for 18 hours a day, i wouldn't laugh
Metric_Furlong: yeah
 lamina5432: @A_Dub888 that hurts
 RainyMint: 
 ContingentCat: 
 Saintnex: yep
 Cptasparagus: I don't know who said 64 but its 460 hours which would be 25 days
 Rhynerd: There's thousands of episodes.
 Gekyouryuu: Graham, Season 1 is over 1100 episodes
 HadesLeprechaun: I like how the discussion was primarily about time and not about the laughing clause
FauksStarling: It's only 1 season!
aitsu100: thats season 1
Mindfire13: Thats season 1
 consolecowboy88: hahahah
 Rhynerd: blah, over a thousand
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And you have to actively watch it? Fucking shit no
 YeetTheRich_: hmm
 flatluigi: ahahaha
 consolecowboy88: ABBA’s
 DrLigmaPhD: Show too log for being so mid
 Sheikun07: What does that MEAN
 ContingentCat: There's a much one piece
 SymphonySolstice: become cactuar
 consolecowboy88: Hahaah
niccus: wh
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Drasvin: What
Desruprot: 
Metric_Furlong: vote yes to find out
 DaFhaye: I mean 50k to me is a lot of money
 adept_nekomancer: How do I cactus?
 chaz_existing: sometimes, I just cactus
 Morrigan9: stand like a trident?
 RainyMint: Huh
aitsu100: ill pass
 Diabore: is it like, cactus pose?
 Its_VeeBot: ???
 TheWriterAleph: have you ever cactus so hard that you?
 NewtyNewts: To cactus, perchance to cactus
GreyThey: 🌵
h3rsh3yb4r: Sounds like a bunch of Celestial Dragon sympathizers in this stream
  bv310: G gets it
 Shurtal: the hardest cactus to cactus
 RedAlexxis: I mean only if you have no spine
 public_key_reveal_party: Windmill slam "what?"
 CaptainSpam: I feel like I could cactus.  WIthin reason.
niccus: i don't think i want to
 DaxStrife: Going for a split through confusion?
 djalternative: yes???
 ContingentCat: Wat
 HadesLeprechaun: adopt cactuar pose
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I need this defined
 chaz_existing: Cactwe
ghyllnox: Yes, if only to find out what "cactus" means
 YeetTheRich_: mods cactus this man
 EvilBadman: Cactuar pose?
 Lysander_salamander: There's no I in cactus
NimrodXIV: \oJ
 Alex_Frostfire: Cacteez nutz?
 Rhynerd: do i grow spines?
 Micalovits: Cactus
  Akaiatana: Cactus, comrade.
 stnrwzrd: genius question
 e_bloc: did you mean cucktus
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so confused
 Mazrae: become a cactaur?
Desruprot: its cactus not cactyou
 doubleo21: Very “these waffles got waffles in ‘em” energy
aitsu100: if it was you Cactuar id do it
JohnLockeCole: Cact-US comrade
 baltimore_667083: cactus
 Sheikun07: Time to sabotender
ALLxISxLOST: took me a second but i got what Graham was doing
 ContingentCat: Cact us comrade
BeefcakeEmperor: I'm already unhuggable, ez
 public_key_reveal_party: I am just imagining you just take on the final fantasy cactuar pose
 LordZarano: "All the information is on the task"
 Lysander_salamander: 
Metric_Furlong: you could play bass
NimrodXIV: LOL
 thraximore: 
 HorusFive: You could play drums
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: Cam taking it very serious
 SquareDotCube: Cam can be the hype man
 Rhynerd: You just need an instrument
 HorusFive: Cam is the Sound guy
 Rhynerd: any instrument
 lamina5432: play the triangle
aitsu100: sure
 flatluigi: i don't have 20k
ghyllnox: Hell yes
 flatluigi: ian.
 SymphonySolstice: can't pay me to go to vegas dog
Metric_Furlong: primmer
ghyllnox: If I had 20k, sure
 TheWriterAleph: Primmer.
aitsu100: it puts you in vegas
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  Cameron saying no because he would be in a band
 Shurtal: you could be like Radiohead's keyboardist and not play keyboards for the first few months you're in the band
iarethel0ser: Seedy craps table is still a craps table.
 Lysander_salamander: Doug Primmer
 CaptainSpam: Arnold J. Primmer.
 DiscordianTokkan: THat is the official name yes
 Diabore: no im ok
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlitheAlertAsparagusJonCarnage-96pS655bf8nYrZ_J
Desruprot: Primmer?
 AllTheWeasels: how many 1 way flights to vegas do you have to buy to make this worth?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Micalovits: I can win a lot of shit in vegas with a 2 hour time machine
 Lysander_salamander: Primjob
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No I'm good dog
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't play craps
 TheAwkes: If travel to Vegas wasn't already so heavily subsidized you might be able to do something with this.
 Shurtal: what a dude
 Rhynerd: I thought Primmer was just a reference to Primm in Nevaga
 RedAlexxis: I mean, wear protective shoes
 Vinewood_OG: Ack laddie!
 EvilBadman: This time machine thinks I have one thousand let alone 20
niccus: a primer, like a guidebook
 HorusFive: "Do you want to get Sued?"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Matt 
 consolecowboy88: cameron, you could be the band’s image advisory person
 DaFhaye: Noooo. Why would I want this
 ContingentCat: It's the British pronunciation yeah
  Pharmacistjudge: you could make so much money sports betting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: help squirtle I'm dying
 adept_nekomancer: You can go back as far as when you buy it, as long as you can place it within 2 hours of Vegas.
 Lysander_salamander: I guess
 DaFhaye: I have to pay 20k to use?
 red_shoes_jeff: On the one hand, time machine. but on the OTHER hand... VEGAS.
 MacbethSeemsSus: But it only works once, then you start betting against yourself.
 Lysander_salamander: Yeah I'd have to travel so much
 Diabore: @DaFhaye i think the full machine is 20k
ghyllnox: Wait until the lottery numbers are revealed, go back in time, win the lottery, buy the place with the seediest craps table
 public_key_reveal_party: we call those people cowards, who don't want to mess with the fundemental rules of reality for personal gain
 consolecowboy88: I dunno I’d read the noir time travel Vegas story
 flatluigi: mawp
 VorlonScout: Just sell instant transportation to Las Vegas
 e_bloc: paws and reflect
 stnrwzrd: @ghyllnox hahahaha awesome
 djalternative: we got the sasha baron coen question. that's all that matters
Desruprot: Stanley approached a red door and a blue door
 EvilBadman: @Diabore I reiterate, you think I have 20k?
WriterRaven: 3
 Rhynerd: I went with 3 again
 SymphonySolstice: 3
 Dog_of_Myth: 3
 ph0enix__42: 3
 stnrwzrd: 3
 lamina5432: 3
 adept_nekomancer: The options aren't great, but... 3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 2
 KingOfDoma: 1
 NotCainNorAbel: 3
 BigDaddyBland87: 3
 stnrwzrd: :3
 PharaohBender27: I'm 3, but could see 1 working
 baltimore_667083: 2
 AugmentingPath: @EvilBadman Yeah, I assume you got it watching One Piece
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 2 will split better
 soulcannons: Same, looked the best
 Diabore: 1 and 3 are the same thing right? (?s)
 ContingentCat: 3 def
 calculated_uncertainties: I went with 1, I think they're equally awful
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 3 won't split with the question
 MacbethSeemsSus: Three Sacha Baron Cohen in a trenchcoat
 CaptainSpam: He could be anywhere!  He could be BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW!!!
 bigevildan: Paul, is this a confession?
 public_key_reveal_party: "you have to tell me if you're sacha baron cohen or else it's entrapment"
 Lysander_salamander: Talking Emu could be fun
hiFunko: well out of all the celebrities that could do that, it's him and Nathan Fielder
 Lysander_salamander: Depends on the plot
 Rhynerd: "The new guy at my local deli? Secretly Sacha Baron Cohen"
 HorusFive: SBC often does things that aren't funny
Mindfire13: Anyone else want to do the base option?
 thraximore: is she not his wife anymore
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander Don't give away what our prompt is!
 red_shoes_jeff: Not being filmed SO FAR AS YOU KNOW, Paul.
 EvilBadman: 2 is divisive
 Tangsm: Every interaction that's a bit awkward, you have to wonder if it's just SBC
 DaxStrife: The CIA has tried to arrest Sacha Baron Cohen 17 times. They've always arrested an imposter.
 YeetTheRich_: long enough for permanent brain damage
 Lysander_salamander: Oh I thought it was the same prompt for everyone
sokolov23: How much would you pay for watch SBC watch every episode of One Piece?
 consolecowboy88: o mean I’ve watched two episodes of gundam once a month
 chaz_existing: Sasha Baron Cohen is the star of every episode of the next season of undercover boss
Fantusta: could be a nice summer job then
hiFunko: yeah no watch list
 KnifeRollinaBakery: You know my neighbor? Turns out Sacha Baron Cohen, again. So I'm moving.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander I don't think so
Fantusta: I laugh a lot though
hiFunko: it's an endurance run
 e_bloc: alright have
 Morrigan9: is this "second screen" watching or clockwork orange watching
 stnrwzrd:   
 ThePerrBearr: i've already watched all of of one piece, i'd do it again for 50k
 YeetTheRich_: just get a heroin addiction instead
 pctjoe: this is just Paul testing the waters for his SBC reveal
 Shurtal: how much could one life ruining cost? $10?
JohnLockeCole: Do we have to watch the Episodes 1 at a time ?? - Cause like I can Pnp this
 SymphonySolstice: murica
 SnackPak_: A+ joke
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Lysander_salamander: what
 calculated_uncertainties: abomination
 Dog_of_Myth:  
Desruprot: 
 e_bloc: its genetic
aitsu100: i see Sam got that transplant
 Alex_Frostfire: Well, both invoke Bird Law...
  bv310: I'm picturing a full pompadour
 stnrwzrd: bird with hear? KOS
 Zerragonoss:     
 SymphonySolstice: either way your ass is getting arrested under the 1918 migratory bird act
 DaFhaye: An eagle hawk
 circusofkirkus: how about a tonsure
 raulghoulia: buzzards are the ones with bowl cuts not eagles
 Lysander_salamander: but it's even rarer
 djalternative: one of those is a federal crime in the US
 public_key_reveal_party: the one on the right I am positive is a cryptid
 SymphonySolstice: omg
 Diabore: wat
 Lysander_salamander: what
Desruprot: On God
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think people had the same thought
 ContingentCat: Wat
 Lysander_salamander: Is this like the baseball baby question?
 stnrwzrd: youtake that back about vultures !
 bytecaster: no cap indeed
 PharaohBender27: @DaxStrife I assume by "arrest" you mean "grab and take to a black site"
Metric_Furlong: Beej 'the slangmast' Derry
 DoodlestheGreat: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 public_key_reveal_party: hang on, gotta google
 A_Dub888: is he an Eagle?
Fantusta: okay that's funny
 LeeshaJoy: That's the American Pie guy, right?
 e_bloc: he will be
JohnLockeCole: He is Now
 DiscordianTokkan: Not for long
 DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmellyAcceptableCourgetteAsianGlow-LfUaUqrksagIinCq
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 HorusFive: Is he baptized?
 RedAlexxis: oh Canada Joke?
 ContingentCat: Who?
 DaFhaye: I'm sorry animals over people
forbiddenskiesfm: Careful! He's litigious!
 EvilBadman: @LeeshaJoy Don McLean iirc
11 raiders from trufflette have joined!
 baltimore_667083: @ContingentCat eagles drummer
 DaFhaye: I like nature more
hiFunko: i hate the #%@1 Eagles, man
 TheWriterAleph: Don Henley is also an endangered species
Melius_Prime: TRUFFLE RAID   
ghyllnox: Don Henly - A member of The Eagles
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
 Alex_Frostfire: In this context, "bald" means "white-headed."
 ContingentCat: @baltimore_667083 Ah thanks
  Sarah_Serinde: Welcome raiders!
trufflette:   
Scarbble: @LeeshaJoy yeah don mclean
 e_bloc: Henley once had a 15 year old OD at his house so . . .
 stnrwzrd: gang gang
aitsu100: the gum drop twins
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not the daddies
 RedAlexxis: don't music at me! 
 public_key_reveal_party: the second one will not be helpful, but sounds more fun
JohnLockeCole: Windmill Slam Glucose Guardians, that's just more fun
Sky_Kast: hi y'all
 ContingentCat: Are the glucose Guardians Nonbinary
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ummmmmm
trufflette: You're welcome! How's everyone enjoying the games?
 Rhynerd: The Glucose Guardians sound like Fun.
 SymphonySolstice: ???
 thraximore: D:
 Lysander_salamander: yeah fair
Desruprot: uh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Leave the rats alone
 public_key_reveal_party: 
Scarletdemon_1: the glucose guardians are led by Wilford Brimley
 bytecaster: The poor rats
hiFunko: hah
niccus: that's a stronger group but i dont know if i can do the entrance test
 MacbethSeemsSus: Run ratthew!
 stnrwzrd: RAT SWALLOWERS 4LYFE
 RainyMint: 
 Territan: Touch the rat. Shake the rat.
 Strebenherz: don't deepthroat the rat
 RedAlexxis: Rat Mastication is rad
 consolecowboy88: I mean rat swallowers would protect you from. the plague
 TPRJones: is swallowing required upon joining?
 adept_nekomancer: Never swallow another man's rat
 TheWriterAleph: @Territan aaaAAAAAaaaAAAAAAaaa
NimrodXIV: hate that
 red_shoes_jeff: NOBODY is gonna step to the RAT. SWALLOWERS.
 BigDaddyBland87: welp
 Its_VeeBot: Ooooof
 Lysander_salamander: well
Metric_Furlong: the rat swallowers will give you all the rat you can swallow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheWriterAleph AAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAaaAA
WitchyTQ: well okay now
trufflette: MILKY MOMMAS hype
Scarletdemon_1: Rat Swallowers sounds like a snake enthusiast group
 stnrwzrd: @red_shoes_jeff facts
Pompz1: Remember, Prisons are segregated
 Lysander_salamander: oh yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Same as people of mixed race 
 KaleidoscopeMind: they can only get arrested on the appropriate visibility day
 ContingentCat: But we are busy being gay and doing crime
 RedAlexxis: They go to NB prison ... Utah
 consolecowboy88: heh
 thraximore: HAHA
Scarletdemon_1: The Carbohydrate Comrades
 WiJohn: Oh that's a thing.  People in jail will do things for a soup
Boon_33: it's never too late to learn how to lactate, unless it is.
 tehfewl: talking emu
 YeetTheRich_: really hard to beat a talking emu
 stnrwzrd: goated
aitsu100: moss talk
 frozenphoenix7: Lemu Emu & Doug?
 Lysander_salamander: Oddtaxi was rather good
 SymphonySolstice: windmill slam lichen
 CaptainSpam: Look, it's a talking emu.  Hard to say no.
 DarkMorford: LIMU EMU
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's be an Attenborough
 LeeshaJoy: I would watch a Netflix series about lichen
 Athelgar: every emu ive met is a jerk
Mindfire13: Talking Emu seems like a cool show, NGL
 Shurtal: does the Emu sell insurance?
 sporkraptor: lichen is pretty interesting tbh
 ThePerrBearr: mr. ed pulled numbers, but the LiMu Emu is tarnishing the brand
 baltimore_667083: @DarkMorford and Doug
 stnrwzrd: STICK TALK
 e_bloc: both can be fluffed
 baltimore_667083: WHEELER
 Vilun: Emus don't have mouths
 RedAlexxis: Winners of the Great War. 
 Its_VeeBot: Fuckin' hate those Limu Emu ads tho
 MacbethSeemsSus: *slow pan in on shellshocked emu*
 Cptasparagus: dirty jobs?
 ninja_theory_ashrams: What size carrot?
 sporkraptor: emu
 Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
 stnrwzrd: enough people don't know what lichen is
 e_bloc: Mr. Ed was the scientist.  the horse's name is Mr Ed's horse
 A_Dub888: dirty jobs lasted how many seasons?
 KaleidoscopeMind: "how it's made"-type shows
 UnknownFriday: Go read Drainers/Dregs!
Desruprot: infrastructure makes the world go round
 TheAwkes: Doing a show about lichen would let me spend time outdoors getting paid to look at rocks. Sounds pretty neat.
Scarletdemon_1: @A_Dub888 A lot
 red_shoes_jeff: @Cptasparagus What IS Mike Rowe doing, these days...?
 Its_VeeBot: It's fucking RAAAAAW
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 RedAlexxis: So ... Kitchen Nightmares?
 sporkraptor: take the emu to a restaurant
aitsu100: Talking Emu and Gordan Ramsey
 LeeshaJoy: I just got into a book that involves magical sewage treatment
WriterRaven: Out of all the possible scenarios, chat created this one. Huh.
 public_key_reveal_party: pretty long
 Creature_Comforts: We're the best!
Scarletdemon_1: Where is the Lamb Sauce!
 Xenguin47: @red_shoes_jeff being MAGA, I think
 SymphonySolstice: woo
 DrLigmaPhD: Kitchen Nightmares
 NewtyNewts: Split!
 A_Dub888: LETS GO
Scarbble: @red_shoes_jeff right wing grifting iirc
hiFunko: Gordon Ramsay's been doing it for 30 years
 PharaohBender27: 
GreyThey: Call it "All You Can Emu"
Metric_Furlong: full split!
 GhostValv:   
niccus: i dont think that show is sustainable if you're not improving them
 BigDaddyBland87: @red_shoes_jeff Lots of home improvement ads
 UnknownFriday: How long did Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives run?
 stnrwzrd: Mayor Guy Fieri left a hole
 RainyMint: 
FanFactorTV: becoming vegan was funnier
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 Rhynerd: We were 3rd I think?
 Mischievous_Catgeist: robbed
 red_shoes_jeff: @Xenguin47 How disappointing.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We had a 7/1 split the first round. We aren't winning
 stnrwzrd: lfg audience !
 Lysander_salamander: congrats cori
 TheWriterAleph: ey way to go chat
 SymphonySolstice: 
Scarletdemon_1: @UnknownFriday I think it possibly is still going
 calculated_uncertainties: LRR's Kitchen Nightmares. It is the evolution of whatever was on that CFUT tape
 Micalovits: No, it was an Emu, not a goat
 KaleidoscopeMind: we win popularity!
TheAinMAP: 
 A_Dub888: i thought Matt was the goat man
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/SplitTheRoomGame/8fa9f486e66445545e5dbce9412a36d7/
 wiganlass: am I the only one in chat who remembers Rod Hull and emu in the pink windmill?
 RedAlexxis: Cory is our 50/50 monarch!
 Rhynerd: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Everyone had a 7/1 split round one, didn't they?
 chaz_existing: ooh!
  Juliamon: hell yeah, time for frog
 DarkMorford: Junk or jank?
 EvilBadman: @Rhynerd Nope
Metric_Furlong: F R O G
Scarletdemon_1: Frog. Frog. Frog
 DaxStrife: Just Junk 'em Out
 baltimore_667083: ribbit
 EvilBadman: Become as frog
 consolecowboy88: @wiganlass is that an Australian guy or a Canada guy?
Mindfire13: Can we all agree that a show about a Talking Emu would actually be neat?
 MDHWrites: Escape civilization, become frog
 sporkraptor: I'd watch a show about a talking emu
  Juliamon: enfroggening, and also the rubber nipple crystal ball hat
 UnknownFriday: @Scarletdemon_1 Holy cow it is. Okay, I know what I'm answering instead of One Piece.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: BABY IN A BAG
 Zerragonoss: @Mindfire13 As long as it is a war vet yes.
 RedAlexxis: @Mindfire13 Yeah, Australian Mr Ed with a Skippy style theme song
 sporkraptor: I'd watch a show with an emu talking about lichen
 EvilBadman: We must become as frog
andysoo89: Emus are vicious; I wouldn’t want one as a coworker
 wiganlass: @consolecowboy88 it was a uk kids show I used the watch in the 80s
   LoadingReadyRun: a Talking Emu visits bad restaurants
 RedAlexxis: Well, recently we had a AI scam of an indegenous person, being generated by a Guy from South Africa who lives in New Zealand
 chaz_existing: The talking emu is, in fact, Sasha Baron Cohen
Desruprot: 
Desruprot: thats the real plot twist
andysoo89: @chaz_existing but how would we ever know?
Scarletdemon_1: Reject modernity, return to frog
 chaz_existing: some are born with the abilty. some are not. Genetic lottery
niccus: beyblade roguelite...
 wiganlass: Rod Hull’s emu couldn’t unfortunately talk but it was violent
 Zerragonoss: And now I am very tempted to write a system apocalypse story about an awakened Emu.
andysoo89: @niccus tell me more
 DarkMorford: @chaz_existing That would make the Liberty Mutual commercials a lot more interesting
 RedAlexxis: There are a lot of talking emus in Aus Kids cartoons
Scarletdemon_1: @Zerragonoss The emu is the great-grand child of an emu from the great emu war that wants revenge against Australia
Desruprot: @Scarletdemon_1 Emu's won that war
 EricTheOrange: naw i could take an emu
Scarletdemon_1: @Desruprot Yes, but a lot of emu did perish
 RedAlexxis: @Scarletdemon_1 Specifically the ansestors of Sir George Pearce. 
 chaz_existing: @EricTheOrange an emu would take my family
Scarletdemon_1: Now my home town that has a day every year dedicated to ostrich, we celebrate our flightless murder birds
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wikipedia notes it's the "Great Emu War", which implies other smaller Emu conflicts
 KeytarCat: @MacbethSeemsSus those are what led to the war!
 RedAlexxis: yeah, the Emu scandal, the Feathered Fracas ...
 public_key_reveal_party: @MacbethSeemsSus are they smaller conflicts or smaller emus is my question
 DarkMorford: The Lesser Emu Scuffle
Scarletdemon_1: @MacbethSeemsSus Now I'm thinking of similar names to "great emu war" but with other birds
 KeytarCat: Great tit war
  Juliamon: the Cassowary Crisis
 HorusFive: @Juliamon I remember when DC did that one
 chaz_existing: The grand tit struggle
Desruprot: 
 DarkMorford: The Big Booby Catfight
 HorusFive: @HorusFive Comics joke
 wiganlass: the Thrush Thrash of 1688
Scarletdemon_1: The Penultimate Peafowl  Plight
 DrLigmaPhD: Battle of the Budgies
 RedAlexxis: the Emu opposition to the hedges and fences by-law
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 Micalovits: Frog time!
 Strebenherz: CGZC
 fastlane250: Junk: The Musical
 RatherLargeToad: 
Desruprot: 
Scarletdemon_1: The Crispy Chicken Conflict
 flatluigi: you can't be saying that white wizard
 ThePerrBearr: he called you french
 DarkMorford: Do we know this wizard's name?
 LordZarano: Computer Generated Zebra Calfs
 Zerragonoss: It's hard to care for your skin when you're living in a box.
  TStodden: Crazy George's Zealous Chicken
   LoadingReadyRun: code is CGZC. the twitch extension should work for this
Scarletdemon_1: @LoadingReadyRun Fun Fact, the wizard's name is Nikolas Knackalus
omnirallis999: Hello there
 HorusFive: fois gras
Desruprot: @omnirallis999 General Kenobi
omnirallis999: How goes it today
Scarletdemon_1: If regular horses become glue, do unicorns become glitter glue?
 Twilight_Spark: Please do not skin a unicorn.
 bytecaster: So many good frogs!
 stnrwzrd: i'm lily padding !
 thraximore: very good animation
 HorusFive: Yes- we understand capiatlism Wizard.  We've been crushed under it our whole lives
 NotCainNorAbel: they do when they have a cart in front of them
 red_shoes_jeff: Is this an Amphibia spinoff?
omnirallis999: I fell asleep awhile ago what did I miss?
 Rhynerd: like how they're just pushing the carts with their bellies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian has done a lot of President Jimmy Carter impressions in this game IIRC
 HadesLeprechaun: honestly with how many people I've played with who extremely do not understand the mechanics of Jackbox games the first time they play them, more of the games could explain themselves twice
 RedAlexxis: we do ian
 Dog_of_Myth: ORB
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I voted for you!
 chaz_existing: yes
 red_shoes_jeff: Yeah... That's why.
 Rhynerd: you choose the order
 Rhynerd: if memory serves
Metric_Furlong: it's basically patently stupid 2, tbh
 RedAlexxis: foreshadowing. 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Orb
 DaxStrife: I still have flashbacks to Alex's "Baby Bag."
 EricTheOrange: just make sure to choose present or the ame will do it for you
 DarkMorford: Oh, we haven't done Patently Stupid in a while, have we
Desruprot: 
 JKBalch: Goddamnit Paul
 Micalovits: OH no Paul
  Juliamon: And/or a rubber nipple
 Rhynerd: Cowboy Orb
maclaglen: Thanks, I can't unsee that
Yoshi_Gal: Real and true
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Holy shit it is Paul
 HorusFive: Well now I can't not see it.  Thanks Paul
 Darleysam: just a little cowboy hat on the orb
 saucemaster5000: good to know these things
 RainyMint: Thanks Paul
 red_shoes_jeff: @Rhynerd COWBORB!
 SquareDotCube: It's a tenth gallon hat
 RedAlexxis: Cowboy hat in Pink
 ContingentCat: I was just thinking about that
 ninja_theory_ashrams: Average size cowboy hat for scale of how large they are
 TheAwkes: @Juliamon Who says it's rubber? 
Scarletdemon_1: As opposed to a bucket hat?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The shiniest cowboy hat for the most suspicious reasons
 Rhynerd: surprised we didn't get to make a spell yet.
 HorusFive: Beej?  Thinking?  It's more likely than you think
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Scarletdemon_1 Too tall for a bucket hat
Scarletdemon_1: A suspiciously shiny cowboy hat sounds like a LRR skit
omnirallis999: Just got the confirmation from my doctor that my surgery was successful and Im officially cancer free
 flatluigi: time for everyone to cast spells
TheAinMAP:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Codswallop is such a great word
 DarkMorford: @omnirallis999 Congrats!
 Rhynerd: @omnirallis999 congrats!
 ninja_theory_ashrams: @omnirallis999 congratulations
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Congrats on that!!!
 Jadaris: @omnirallis999 
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 BigDaddyBland87: @omnirallis999 
Metric_Furlong: I appreciate the theremin-banjo combo
 Tiber727: He's just ponderosa'ing the orb.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "a worse Titanic"
 soulcannons: Congrats!
 Natimus_Prime: @omnirallis999 most excellent news indeed!
 flatluigi: nullus prosciutto
 GasCityGaming: @omnirallis999 That's amazing! Congrats!
Scarletdemon_1: @Metric_Furlong It's actually someone playing a theremin with a banjo
cheshire_creeper: is that a cat on Jordynne's bed?
 HorusFive: @GasCityGaming Wonderful news
 baltimore_667083: @omnirallis999  
 Verrain2: Remember don't ponder your own orb.
 flatluigi: zesty galifianakis
 rosesmcgee: @omnirallis999 Hell yeah! Bus cancer!
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Huzzah!
TotallyNotaBeholder: F cancer!
 Vinewood_OG:   
vonmaxwell: WOOO
 A_Dub888:   
maclaglen: F Cancer!
 RedAlexxis: Yay!
 Strebenherz: @omnirallis999 hell yeah
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 Drasvin: Bus cancer!
 teddywhosabear: hooray!
 crazycommie87: 
Mindfire13: Conga Rats!
 iris_of_ether:   
 chaz_existing: hooray
 consolecowboy88: hooray!
 Verrain2: F cancer!
vonmaxwell:     
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 MacbethSeemsSus:   
 Sheikun07: @omnirallis999 Congratulations!
digiman619TheAntiDigs: F Cancer! Capricorn, you're next!
  Sarah_Serinde: Congrats!
 Arclight_Dynamo: All my homies hate cancer.
 iris_of_ether: High five and welcome to the club 
 A_Dub888: would be VASTLY preferable yes
 consolecowboy88: and bovino got fired
 KingOfDoma: Hell yeah!
 Jennie_Fuchsia:   
 dougma:      
 Rhynerd: Now what spell makes my enemies make one hop this time?
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
  s1ck1y: @cheshire_creeper it is! eddie is snoozing
 calculated_uncertainties: @digiman619TheAntiDigs No, that's Leo.
Scarletdemon_1: Pinto Flummadiddle sounds like a lord of the rings background character
 pctjoe: better than my news I tested positive for Covid
 Jadaris: @consolecowboy88 lol no way
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Eddie is the adorable newest boy right?
 SymphonySolstice: kity
TheAinMAP: There goes a cat.
 Vinewood_OG: @consolecowboy88 Really? Finally.
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Now Eddie has left
 HorusFive: Not even when you don't look at it?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No that sucks
 flatluigi: paul i think you might've toggles a setting accidentally
 consolecowboy88: que!
 NewtyNewts: uh oh... has player presenting been turned off?
 teddywhosabear: oh no did you guys toggled the wrong setting
 Rhynerd: Did the presentation systme break?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it broken?
 Its_VeeBot: There's an option to disable presentations on the title screen, maybe it got toggled off?
 Makoforte: yeah you might need to start over....
 SkylerRingtail: Well, that ruins the whole game
 Strebenherz: it broke
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh nope nope
 Alex_Frostfire: Hi Ian.
 Zerragonoss: Why do they even have this setting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the whole point of this game
Scarletdemon_1: It's Olive's cousin
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Well that's ian
 consolecowboy88: wot da heck
 baltimore_667083: sternp
 Strebenherz: yeah exit's fair
 pctjoe: restart I think
 teddywhosabear: hear these out and then restart
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, exit is fair
 Rhynerd: I'd vote for a restart, yeah.
 Strebenherz: STERNP
 chaz_existing: maybe try checking the settings between rounds
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Restart is fair
 EvilBadman: Oh please bail and remake
 idontgetmyrealname: Sternp to join Gib and the puppet pals
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No, bail now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't care without the presentations TBH
 SkylerRingtail: Pivot to a different presntation game like Talking Points perhaps, rather than restart? Avoids the long downtime at the start of this particular game
 GhostValv: why do we keep getting the newtype tingle?
 Zerragonoss: How dare you Paul getting the settings wrong once in the past like year of these streams.
 SymphonySolstice: yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Drop now because this is a long time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's a waste
  Sarah_Serinde: We can at least see the work people put in to making jokes
  Sarah_Serinde: It's not as fun but I wouldn't call this a waste
 baltimore_667083: Gurmph
 HorusFive: or the Weather indeed
 SnackPak_: 
 A_Dub888: organic?
 DaxStrife: Saying "Mother's Day" to the tune of "Garbage Day!"
maclaglen: GURMPH!
 SymphonySolstice: omg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: All are probably real
 calculated_uncertainties: off brand vision
 EvilBadman: Got an Earl Grey for Gurmph
 crazycommie87: Stimulates what? XD
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 Brozard: There's a lot of vintage stores in Chicagoland
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's my guess is they found the weirdest things at local resale places
 ContingentCat: There's a lot of weird stuff out there
 A_Dub888: @crazycommie87 press it and find out
 DaxStrife: You will be astimulated.
FanFactorTV: I WANT TO see you comedians with joke boat
Tempest2097: If you're not touching yourself you're kind of in need of some medical attention
 Rhynerd: Wouldn't be too surprised if they just visited garage sales, thrift stores, and pawn shops for odd little things.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Haggling can make it more expensive, I think only one person has ever made something cheaper with haggling IIRC
 crazycommie87: @A_Dub888 ...I'm hesitant to say the least XD
 serramarkov: Oh, no- I thought the ashtray was a donut!
 ClodiumSoride: @FanFactorTV they did play that game at least once, and oddly it didn't really work. They don't need as much help being funny.
  Juliamon: I've seen similarly weird shit at consignment antique booths
 ContingentCat: Honestly I probably would hang that in my home
 MacbethSeemsSus: Screen's up
 DaxStrife: Remember to hide screen Paul!
 Strebenherz: On the "is it real" I've seen some TRULY strange things on facebook marketplace.  favorite was probably "slightly haunted coconut"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it allow players to share?
 HorusFive: Could you share that tech with us?
 Lysander_salamander: what is even that?
 Its_VeeBot: VIP changes it
 crazycommie87: Hmm
 teddywhosabear: whoever was the VIP changed it
 SymphonySolstice: whoever's VIP
 public_key_reveal_party: Oh
 crazycommie87: Oh
 flatluigi: so who was the vip last time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So first person to join
 crazycommie87: That adds up
 KaleidoscopeMind: learmning!
 NewtyNewts: LRRning
 A_Dub888: !findquote learning
  LRRbot: Quote #9143: "I learned that very small differences make all the difference." —Max [2024-11-09]
 azureHaights: Ah yes, room code ████
sokolov23: why did they make it so weird
 lamina5432: did they change the game for some reason?
  Juliamon: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 BigDaddyBland87: @azureHaights I don't know how to type that
 SnackPak_: it's never Pauls fault
 Drasvin: #BlameJames
 Its_VeeBot: #NeverBlamePaul
 MacbethSeemsSus: Present Manuel
 ContingentCat: Always good to do some praxis
 chaz_existing: !findquote blame
  LRRbot: Quote #5167: "I blame the '90s." —Cori [2018-07-14]
Boon_33: #blamejames
 azureHaights: @BigDaddyBland87 I just looked for the full block character in Character Map
 calculated_uncertainties: We need more paul love quotes.
WriterRaven: Code is Imperial Guardsmen Question Reality
sokolov23: Why would James do this
   LoadingReadyRun: Code is IGQR
 lamina5432: I got quarks right
 Rhynerd: I Guess Quails real?
  TStodden: It's IGQR!  Igor's robotic clone.
 ClodiumSoride: that's like Igor, but typing it so folks browsing eBay will look
 TheAwkes: SPQR's less successful cousin.
GrathXVI: Aha, it was Cameron's fault
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh good; i missed the start of the first run folding laundry
 spethycakes: India Golf Quebec Romeo
embermage34: Guest for Wizard Chat?
 djalternative: just get Wheeler on Wizard Chat
 e_bloc: asmr
h3rsh3yb4r: available for dark souls mods
  TStodden misses Acrophobia...
 HorusFive: "It's dangerous to go alone"
 MacbethSeemsSus: I do Old Wizards, and slightly younger Wizards
 Sethalidos: nope it's in Diablo 2
 Its_VeeBot: @TStodden #NotActuallyAJellyvisionGame
 darkcyril: "I sense a soul..." is definitely Adria in Diablo 1
 LordZarano: Iguanas Gotta Quietly Rotate
 thraximore: have we considered that maybe the orb is just wearing a mini cowboy hat and it is not, in fact, his nose?
 Lex_Snipe_49: i sence a soul insearch of anwsner is also a starcraft quote
 PharaohBender27: (returning from dinner) Which round are we on?
  TStodden: I know...  That game was like 25+ years ago...
 flatluigi: @PharaohBender27 taking another run at this game because presentations were accidentally turned off
 flatluigi: alright everyone, cast your spells
  Juliamon: PharaohBender27 So far we've done Wheel, Split the Room, and a false start of this
 PharaohBender27: @flatluigi Oh no! D:
 Its_VeeBot: Honestly, Acrophobia is the exact reason I'm nervous for the preservation of Jackbox Games
 SnackPak_: Paul!
WriterRaven: PAUL!
 flatluigi: salvus wingdings, it summons two natty lights
 GhostValv: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The middle one reminds me of that super long Magic card
 Dog_of_Myth: PAUL
 SymphonySolstice: why would you say that
 TheWriterAleph: >_<
maclaglen: Damnit paul!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: PAUL
Hvarn : Paul why
 Rhynerd: stop
Sogheim: thanks for that, Paul
 KaleidoscopeMind: PAUL
 chaz_existing: PUAL
 MacbethSeemsSus: PAUL
Yoshi_Gal: Hey, you didn't need to say that Paul 
 pctjoe: I like the earthy tones, of the earth organ
 ErynTzun: PAUL >_<
Metric_Furlong: that's all eyes really, if you think about it
 spethycakes: PAUL
 Sethalidos: Deckard Cain occasionally said it in D2 and it was a random quote from the Archons in Starcraft
 HorusFive: Are eyes not always hairy lips
 JKBalch: Paul, you say the most disturbing things. Thank you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Weenus Craft Hole instead
FauksStarling: Do you think Paul ever regrets inflicting this upon the world?
 crazycommie87: Wat
 TheMerricat: Harry Lips is the name of my nu-Grunge band.
 HadesLeprechaun: that happened in that horror movie last year, Together, I think it was called?
 flatluigi: prosciutto mitochondria, it will flood the craft hole
 HorusFive: @FauksStarling I do  not
 Vinewood_OG: D1 is 29. Oww my bones.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Anyone in LRR can do it
 NewtyNewts: JAMES!
GrathXVI: @FauksStarling I don't think Paul ever regrets.
 Its_VeeBot: 💀
 thraximore: haha
 KaleidoscopeMind: are the ears actually gills?
 ContingentCat: His ears look like moth wings too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Glamburger Only Have Pinkies
 Sheikun07: perfect spell
 Its_VeeBot: daaaahlingk
 iris_of_ether: CAMERON
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For sure
 Its_VeeBot: Agh no
 DarkMorford: Oh gross
 Zerragonoss: @GrathXVI Yes regret is for those who witness what he has wrought.
 Its_VeeBot: Bad spell
 chaz_existing: The stimulation of the diphthong is important for proper development
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Very bad spell
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ZanyCrunchyPicklesKreygasm-itzI6C6llLl4lu6q
 pctjoe: hard to find a masseuse that really works the diphthong
 flatluigi: incredible, wheeler
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good start
 consolecowboy88: Hell yeah
 e_bloc: I just watch brave new faves
 ContingentCat: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Where is Kathleen
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 iris_of_ether: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: *Kathleen activates*
 thraximore: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 A_Dub888: even Uncle Joe?
 e_bloc:    
 A_Dub888: wait, 3.99 or 399?
 e_bloc: roud of applause
 Its_VeeBot: Yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok
 Brozard: TOMB JUICE
Sogheim: oh dang
 teddywhosabear: ooh, a classic
 Nigouki: oh fuck
 noSmokeFire: the tomb juice!!
niccus: OH SHIT
TheAinMAP: 
Tempest2097: THE TOMB JUICE!
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Brozard: We're missing the black juice in there too
Tempest2097: Gotta have it
 TheWriterAleph: ENTIRE STOCK
 Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
 GhostValv: D:
Hvarn : *shivers*
 SnackPak_: only if
 Dog_of_Myth: Need it
 JKBalch: How do I throw cash at it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We need this
 Lysander_salamander: mommy juice
 RainyMint: 
 e_bloc: will this make me look like brendan frasier
 ProcyonFlynn: I'll take the hit  the universe needs it.
 Vinewood_OG: Didn't the Brits already try this?
 Strebenherz:    
 Fruan: I volunteer!
Tempest2097: I volunteer to drink it
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hellp squirtle
WriterRaven: Memento Chaddificatus
 MacbethSeemsSus: That Cats callback is SIX YEARS OLD
 e_bloc: I've had malort, this can't be worse
 SymphonySolstice: nods solemnly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc My dude, there's "wine" in Chinese tombs
 ShaneLeeAtk: Dictated, not read
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 Sethalidos: what do you think Malort is?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: THE COLLAR on the right side
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig don't think I woouldnt
 A_Dub888: (tm)
 flatluigi: it's the blowjob brothers
 SymphonySolstice: the lads Real
 HadesLeprechaun: the LADS
 EricTheOrange: the BJ brothers
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Its_VeeBot: The Lads, of course.
 Rhynerd: By god, that's them? The original Lads?
 e_bloc: THE the Lads?
 IbunWest: well well well
 ErynTzun: Lads Lads Lads Lads Lads
 ContingentCat: The lads?!?
 stnrwzrd: W
 PharaohBender27: 
 chaz_existing: The Lads is the name of my trivia team. The founder is actually named ethan
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't breahte my face hurts
 spethycakes: I mistook him from pre-admiral nelson
 HorusFive: His "Roommate" Ethan
  Sarah_Serinde: thank you Graham
 TheMerricat: Chat, are these the mad lads?
 stnrwzrd: ethan's a stud
 Saintnex: Ethan!
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: which silly hat
 NotCainNorAbel: I have a question
  Sarah_Serinde: The silly
 e_bloc: priceless
 Its_VeeBot: @TheMerricat No, those are different lads
 ContingentCat: Yes of course
 MomoNo9: Whew, almost forgot about Jackbox!
Pompz1: I just unironically want that picture
 Despoiler98:  the LADS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KaleidoscopeMind 
 Despoiler98: oh so me
  Juliamon: I need 10
 Thefluffiestguineapig: oh fuck
 Thefluffiestguineapig: my sides hurt
 HadesLeprechaun: not for me, then
 BigDaddyBland87: Kathleen would love this
 Thefluffiestguineapig: i'm crying
 Alex_Frostfire: Can I use it on blood?
 Despoiler98: ILL TAKE 100
 ContingentCat: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm in the midwest, give me
 iris_of_ether: 
 EricTheOrange: must provide own heart
 Vinewood_OG: Human organs sold separately. mostly.
 EricTheOrange: that NFT joke dates this game well
 Zerragonoss: What happens to a cold-blooded individual who attempts to use the heart warmer?
 Its_VeeBot: kero
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You know what reboot we need? Reboot
 Sethalidos: I mean what isn't more valuable than an NFT?
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 e_bloc: two nfts
 A_Dub888: th numbers have become run
 Makoforte: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters they did that. I understand it wasn't very good.
  Juliamon: bargainnnn
 HorusFive: @Sethalidos An NFT of an NFT?
 PharaohBender27: @Zerragonoss Those records are sealed 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that was cheap!
 darkcyril: @Sethalidos We don't have enough time for that.
Scarbble: i love temu floral shoppe
 idontgetmyrealname: oh ya that is the newtype shine
 idontgetmyrealname: or just close enough
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Temu floral shoppe was so good
 stnrwzrd: i'll take any floral shop, as long as ethan's there in his silly hat
 Its_VeeBot: Hey now, Ethan is a treasure
 Lysander_salamander: a saw?
 Shurtal: a mouth harp?
 Xavorin: A theramin, maybe?
 DaxStrife: The Omni-Chord?
 A_Dub888: let’s Hornk to it
 NewtyNewts: Slap-clapper?
  Juliamon: oh no
 KeytarCat: vibraslap?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 Strebenherz: OH NO
 TheWriterAleph: leftover nachos?
 IbunWest: Hard pass.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Who gave Ian a bag
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope
 chaz_existing: I'm not kidding, ethan is the founder of my trivia team, which is named the lads. And he does wear silly hats a lot.
 Dog_of_Myth: YES
 SnackPak_: no thank you
 Despoiler98: IAN
 BigDaddyBland87: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm immediately out
 Despoiler98: NO
 SymphonySolstice: hm. moist
 Strebenherz: MOIST
  Sarah_Serinde: no thank you
 Despoiler98: NO NO NO
 RainyMint: YES IAN
 ErynTzun: Zathras?
 spethycakes: Oh Ian
 crazycommie87: MOIST
 KaleidoscopeMind: is that just a five guys small fries?
 PharaohBender27: No thanks
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 stnrwzrd: i'm so glad i gave ian a discount for this
 EricTheOrange: Is Ian doing the salesman from Alladin?
 UltraVioletVodoo: im quite horrified
BeefcakeEmperor: Perfect for my Mummy Juice!
 Despoiler98:    NOPE
 mercano82: Zathras endorsed.
 A_Dub888: New Wet for next Desert Bus?
 Shurtal: From the Haters of the Owner of Vantablack, it's Nuwet
 DaxStrife: Ian really channeling Kathleen's "Woman from Old Country."
 red_shoes_jeff:       
 doubleo21: Keep back Krinklestouf
 Lysander_salamander: My wets
 RatherLargeToad: very Zathrus
 Alex_Frostfire: Give me a grabber stick and a trash bag, please.
 Lysander_salamander: dust the wets
Iperithon: Proof that Ian is just 3 kobold merchants in a baldcap
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this the business partner and/or the titular Raymond of the Raymond's Talc Barn?
 HorusFive: unsubscribe NuWet
 chaz_existing: Nuwet is what is wrong with my house.
 stnrwzrd:    
   LoadingReadyRun: @EricTheOrange THat's who I was thinking of too!
 Despoiler98: UMN
 HorusFive: Is bag included?
 Despoiler98: UM
rogerivany: @mercano82 A Babylon 5 reference, in 2026?  Who's getting that?
 A_Dub888: @mercano82 true but i heard Zathras had a different experience
 Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
 Brozard: Violence in Minecraft
  Juliamon: is this... a triskelion
 PharaohBender27: 
 Despoiler98: 
 consolecowboy88: hah
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun I was thinking he was doing Raymond or the husband of the woman from Old Country
 SymphonySolstice: i'd believe it
 Strebenherz: 100
 RainyMint: 
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: GREAT
 stnrwzrd: beej already bought it
 Despoiler98: 100% true
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehebehe
 stnrwzrd: sold
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Perfect
 Brozard: That is totally Judith Slaying Holofernes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 10/10
 e_bloc: its the clare obscure crossover
n3ther: this is great lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Brozard Not quite
 EricTheOrange: I'm tryinmg to parse that pictute
 SymphonySolstice: egg
 Nigouki: E G G
 MacbethSeemsSus: With Kojima I thought it was going to be called something like "Tortured Badger"
 Dog_of_Myth: E G G
 Its_VeeBot: E G G
  Sarah_Serinde: egg
 spethycakes: Insertable?
 RainyMint: E G G
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @EricTheOrange You will summon an eldritch being if you do
 iris_of_ether: E G G
 Drasvin: E G G
 red_shoes_jeff: e g g
 ContingentCat: E g g
 Brozard: @Thefluffiestguineapig but you can see why I'd think that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is just a faberge egg
 PharaohBender27: 
 A_Dub888: didn’t George Clooney steal this?
 consolecowboy88: hah !
 Strebenherz: EGG
 EvilBadman: Ouef
 BigDaddyBland87: E G G
  Juliamon: Break That Shell
 Nigouki: hahahahaha
 ProcyonFlynn: 
 GDwarble: Hah
 SnackPak_: 
 EricTheOrange: this is a reference I don't get
 HorusFive: Lets RUN IT BACK!
 iris_of_ether: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup you've done this before  and it's so good
Metric_Furlong: don't worry about it
  Juliamon: Utena is free on Youtube
 Nigouki: everyone watch Utena
  Juliamon: Watch it
n3ther: beej you're thinking of a different weebier timeline 
 SymphonySolstice: bird
 Its_VeeBot: 
 Nigouki: 29 years Cameron
 Lysander_salamander: I should catch up on that
 DarkMorford: MATT
 ContingentCat: And I understand it just as well this time
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 NewtyNewts: MATT
n3ther: as you should queen 
   LoadingReadyRun: someone want to check pervious Junktopia games?
 stnrwzrd: silence straights
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
FanFactorTV: ITS a puffin
 RainyMint: 
 ContingentCat: Wait lesbians? 
 EricTheOrange: I do like this bird, he has a good aura
 Shurtal: Michael? More cock?
 ClodiumSoride: @LoadingReadyRun some of them definitely have been more pervious than others.
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 NewtyNewts: It has a headache?
 MomoNo9: It's ok. If Ian made this joke before, he probably doesn't remember
GreenyTea: looks smaller too
   LoadingReadyRun: @ClodiumSoride previously pervious
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Faberge eggs are visually appealing
 ContingentCat: E g g
 DrLigmaPhD: @GreenyTea It's a grower
 EricTheOrange: I mean if we are talking which of these would you actually like to own it'd deffo be the bird
 HorusFive: https://www.cambridgema.gov/snow
 MomoNo9: Is pervious the opposite of impervious?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No idea but I hope so
Metric_Furlong: @MomoNo9 yes
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AdventurousCrackyAnacondaPunchTrees-_yRaFxEnE0jqVwLj
 Its_VeeBot: No, the likes just show visual effects during the round
 HorusFive: That was not the link for the clip I made.  I apologize.
 PharaohBender27: WHEELER
 flatluigi: @HorusFive snow answer: lots
 EvilBadman: Trying to find it, considerably harder with the wiki down
Metric_Furlong: chat's just being homophobic 
 MomoNo9: Oh my other thought is pervious is the type of jokes Serge has to look up
 stnrwzrd: NUWET
 loufghyslaufey: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ArtisticBrainyAardvarkVoHiYo-aSdziOFWUIV2rpMT
 ContingentCat: Thankyou Jordynne
 e_bloc: I don't know what that feeling is like
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MomoNo9 Well that could be almost anything
niccus: the newtype/San Andreas instrument is Flexatone
 Drasvin: It could even be a box!
 HorusFive: It could even be a boat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You should wait till chat votes on the discount
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: Heather's Secret Podcast
GreenyTea: it could even be a boat
 stnrwzrd: you're welcome beej, thanks for the world egg
 Mai_Andra: and we could pretend there's a mammoth inside...
 NewtyNewts: Haggle hubris
 EricTheOrange: KITTY!
 DrLigmaPhD: ABH Always Be Hagglin'
 MyrddintheWizard: ABH: Alwasys be Hagglin.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Where is kitty?
 SnackPak_: 
ghyllnox: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 SymphonySolstice: lmao
 chaz_existing: !findquote military
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 red_shoes_jeff: @NewtyNewts Wait... HAGGIS!?
 Strebenherz: 
 EricTheOrange: @Thefluffiestguineapig the chair by weeler
Pompz1: It's time for dickering
 HorusFive: Stolen Valor.  Let's go
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wheeler finds out he's been in the Navy now for 3 years
Bearudite: thats stolen valor I can get behind
 Pywodwagon: wow you pretended to be a general?
 rosesmcgee: Discount Valor, please
 e_bloc: you're a general?
 ContingentCat: Navy obviously lol
 e_bloc: @Pywodwagon same braincell
 red_shoes_jeff:  General Discount, Sir!
epsilon_vee: company town
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Wheeler's cat has come to visit? I forget her name
 MomoNo9: Pretty sure that's what 99% of the GIs back home joined for,  so why not?
 e_bloc: Navy has admirals over generals
 EricTheOrange: for people with PTSD?  I hear it's good for that.
 ClodiumSoride: @niccus wow, thank you so much for that, sincerely, TIL.
  Juliamon: Man, our local dispensary makes us fill out a form for the discount
 BigDaddyBland87: the prompts on these are too fast
  Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig Mulder
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @EricTheOrange it's certainly good at making you numb to The Horrors, anyway.
 Its_VeeBot: Nooo not the Foot Locker
Boon_33: of course
 MomoNo9: But did you give him a discount,  Matt?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hypergirlie_hyperpop It can be but it can also make everything worse depending. This is what happens when they make researching it illegal
 Vinewood_OG: Check
 Pywodwagon: ask Nash to send you some props
 e_bloc: no skillcap there
 e_bloc: something something full of seaman
Iperithon: You have to be pretty commanding to get a general's discount
 Lysander_salamander: That was one of my highschool friends
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IIRC the current theory they cannot legally test is it depends on the type and source of PTSD as well as the level of treatment.
h3rsh3yb4r: delitization i  a real fetish
 RedAlexxis: So, a substandard marnier?
 Shurtal: a grinder
 NewtyNewts: Other kind of sandwich
 Athelgar: that poor McChicken...
 Dog_of_Myth: Dagwood
 Gekyouryuu: being in a "sub"
Tempest2097: Reuben?
 Vinewood_OG: A panini!
Bearudite: Egg Salad
 bubba0077: Cuban
 Micalovits: The weird ones without cheese
 e_bloc: pbj
Scarbble: cuban
 JKBalch: Shitty Subway sandwich
 consolecowboy88: a hoagie
 korvys: Open-faced
 ShaneLeeAtk: Muffaletta
 Xavorin: Submarine implies the existence of Dommarine and Switchmarine?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Soft shelled taco
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yes, that is what I was getting at. I'm a (non-military) cPTSD survivor and recently sober, for whatever the context is worth
 KaleidoscopeMind: Yse
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Sethalidos: Was I the only one thinking I missed a troll from RayFK?
 EricTheOrange: dear god
h3rsh3yb4r: clam... is your smile stiched?
 crazycommie87: Fair
 A_Dub888: how’d you get the needle through the shell?
 Vinewood_OG: @Sethalidos Nope
 Its_VeeBot: Praise Clam
 JKBalch: Cameron, I think you've developed my new beach fear
 e_bloc: no way I'm shelling out money for that
 DrLigmaPhD: UNSEAL THE CLAM
 thraximore: really annoying prophecies
 HorusFive: #TheClamDidNothingWrong
 crazycommie87: #FreeTheClam
 BigDaddyBland87: I can see the future
 HadesLeprechaun: I like this clam
 Xavorin: @e_bloc I see what you did there.
 Its_VeeBot: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hypergirlie_hyperpop I'm really sorry, I'm also a survivor and don't like when I get told it universally helps. It's a miracle for some and nightmare for others. I hope you can get treatment that works and I'm so sorry, you are valid and seen
 DaxStrife: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Metric_Furlong: Ian.
 EricTheOrange: BOOOOO!
 Kramburger: Ian
epsilon_vee: alol
 MomoNo9: Ohhhh
ghyllnox: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Ian doing carnival barker?
 Lysander_salamander: yes
 Joy_Stix_DragQueen: IAN
 RedAlexxis: OH NO!
 korvys: Boo
 teddywhosabear: me after a long night at the bar
realbadatthis_: Clamsandra
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN WHY
 consolecowboy88: hah
 Lysander_salamander: Yes Ian Yes
 pctjoe: dose the clam set fate or just foretell it, you'll never be sure
 Vilun: oh, this is supposed to be Australian?
 Thefluffiestguineapig:      
 benjamin_wheeler: this might be his worst accent yet
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FantasticEnchantingWasabiNerfBlueBlaster-Qfzs1oP1IbNk-jBO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: PLEASE NO
 TheWriterAleph: clam or no chlam?
 e_bloc: no gods no masters
 Vinewood_OG: What's even the point then?
 BusTed: *any*thing
 HorusFive: 
 AllTheWeasels: I thought that was very clear
 ErynTzun: Crimes
 Kramburger: Ian I will fill your whiskey with platypus venom
 thraximore: hahahaaaaaaaaaa
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Thefluffiestguineapig Thanks, same to you. I'm 5 years in therapy, doing okay. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian is only doing carnival barker ish
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No
 Lysander_salamander: yeah
 TheAwkes: A nice chorizo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehe
 Despoiler98: 
 GhostValv: Hell yeah
 RainyMint:  ͏
h3rsh3yb4r: is it keto though
 TheWriterAleph: heeeeell yeah
 EricTheOrange: why does the sausage have a rope?
 e_bloc: I got pills for that
 crazycommie87: I feel my high blood pressure going now seeing this
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @EricTheOrange Good question next question
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Tempest2097: 
 HadesLeprechaun: hell yeah, got my vote
 Vinewood_OG: Giant sandwich!?
 Gekyouryuu: Shag and Scoob are vegetarian
 stippledotter: I recently saw protein water at the store. Anything is possible.
   LoadingReadyRun: all sandwiches must be >1 foot tall
 EricTheOrange: make one of those 3 foot tall sandwhiches
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 e_bloc: at sometime your blood pressure will eventually go down
 Micalovits: !Hey, thats what I was born with1
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Spoonerism?
 EricTheOrange: I don't know what "dsm-5" is
 calculated_uncertainties: that's a stirring spoon, not for eating
 Sheikun07: 
 consolecowboy88: Que?
 KaleidoscopeMind: cant wrap in a towel. sensory issue
 Mollylele: wait so if i can wait to eat the second spoon I'm NT?
  Juliamon: EricTheOrange It's the psychiatric diagnosis manual
 InconsiderateHat: @PharaohBender27 Raider singular, but thank you 
 Vinewood_OG: If you have to ask, you can't afford ot
 A_Dub888: didn’t they invalidate the standard Kilo?
 EricTheOrange: @Juliamon ah I get the joke now
niccus: it's having a spoon preference apparently
 Lysander_salamander: I've not heard of that
 Shurtal: i saw some cursed spoons
Tempest2097: It's very strange how you develop opinions about flatware....
 Lysander_salamander: sounds fun
 stnrwzrd: utensil shape is HIGHLY important
niccus: not related to the other spoon conversation
 Lysander_salamander: It had good lore
   LoadingReadyRun: @A_Dub888 I'm afraid so
 Rhynerd: or prophecies
 HadesLeprechaun: I have very strong opinions on spoons
 NewtyNewts: Dangit, lagged out mid-explanation
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The DSM is written by neurotypicals but also that is horseshit
 calculated_uncertainties: @A_Dub888 wait, what?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah that didn't let me answer
 Rhynerd: Fun fact: a wooden spoon is often a last place prize in tournaments
 Muddy_Thunder: Graham, I appreciated that joke
 Lysander_salamander: Why don't they make mobius sausages?
 MomoNo9: @mollylele I don't think you're supposed to eat the spoon
 consolecowboy88: hah!
 DiscordianTokkan: 
Sudobyte: @Rhynerd I've definitely got a few of those from warhammer tournaments
 Xenguin47: Woo!
 Lysander_salamander: Lesbian bear storm?
 EricTheOrange: I paid $1000 for my autism test and you're saying I could just look at a spoon
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: I have been activated
 Dog_of_Myth: 
JohnLockeCole: Kuma Shock!!!
 DarkMorford: LMAO
  Juliamon: Lysander_salamander Yurikuma Arashi
 iris_of_ether: Hahahahaha
Pteraspidomorphi: Anime references
 Lysander_salamander: oh
 Gekyouryuu: I LOVED Yuri Kuma
Metric_Furlong: NO ass balls? no sale!
 Lysander_salamander: oooh
 Vinewood_OG: Sure
 consolecowboy88: lesbian bear storm- is that a yuri?
 EricTheOrange: same mangaka I think
 stnrwzrd:   
 MacbethSeemsSus: So much just flew over my head
 flatluigi: if you're cutting out ass balls you should look for a flared base next time
 corpocracy: I understand this reference!
 Rhynerd: @Sudobyte Infinity's Tournament Prize Packs all come with one wooden spoon in them.
 RedAlexxis: that was quite QWERPline
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So I will say the current ADHD and autism tests are not good, they rely on childhood stuff and parents being willing to play ball
 Xenguin47: I think it's a midlife crisis...
 consolecowboy88: @macbethseemssus yep
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Kay
 Lysander_salamander: I guess
varmintx0: Penguindrum is a masterpiece.
 Earthenone: Umazing
 e_bloc: you could fit so many condoms in there
Scarbble: @calculated_uncertainties the kilogram is no longer based on a physical object
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HYES
 Saintnex: haha
 IbunWest: Damn you Ohio State
ghyllnox: 
Tempest2097: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 RedAlexxis: misdirect!
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 spethycakes: The Michigan Horse
 saintguard: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Help squirtle
 BusTed: Heeey, I know that place
 Stratavarius: It's their year though
 e_bloc:    
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 crazycommie87: LOL
 SymphonySolstice: honse
 flatluigi: tronse
 Drasvin: honse\
stevefromdetroit: I grew up there!!
 A_Dub888: Dang Buckeyes
 TheWriterAleph: honkse
 circusofkirkus: the kicker and the QB aren't on the field at the same time though
 Its_VeeBot: honse
 HorusFive: Can draw honse
 thraximore: excellent bait and switch
 HadesLeprechaun: love it
Scarletdemon_1: It's Troy Ohio!
Tempest2097: Probably at this rate
 KaleidoscopeMind: the Tronse!
 e_bloc: you never have a QB and a kick
 spethycakes: For when Ann Arbor invades
 Dromos_GHG: Is that the one from the old LRR shirt?
 DaxStrife: I appreciate the shoutout to Troy, MI.
 e_bloc: someone got there
 MacbethSeemsSus: There's no rule saying you can't deploy seige weaponry in college football
 EricTheOrange: such kind eyes
 Rhynerd: please
Tempest2097: YES
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 SymphonySolstice: 
 empyreon: plz
 calculated_uncertainties: @Scarbble Yeah, because of math and physics! I was concerned we were talking about something else.
 TheWriterAleph: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 stnrwzrd: YES PLEASE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A healthcare
 BigDaddyBland87: sounds expensive
Tempest2097: Please.
 VorlonScout: PLEASE
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 asddsa28: oo plz
 flatluigi: PLEASE
ghyllnox: Yes pls
Tempest2097: PLEASE
 Lysander_salamander: hooray!
 thraximore: HA
 Forgebold: whoa
 Drasvin: All ze money!
Scarletdemon_1: Can't, in US
 JKBalch: please
 RainyMint: PLEASE
 Forgebold: mindblowing
 HorusFive: Would like thnx
 e_bloc: will it pay for things?
iarethel0ser: As american, do not understand.
 KaleidoscopeMind: LIES
 Micalovits: Poor americans
 Thefluffiestguineapig: PLEASE CORI
 RedAlexxis: * not available in the US
 Its_VeeBot: All the Americans in chat rn
 consolecowboy88: this is just the nhs
 stippledotter: please
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can I get that
JohnLockeCole: I have no money for that
 e_bloc: what about hospital but bankruptcy, can you do that
 Vinewood_OG: In this economy?
 crazycommie87: Shut up and take my money!
 SymphonySolstice: good???? stuff????
 iris_of_ether:   
 stnrwzrd: american here, what do those words mean?
 empyreon: BibleThump helth plz
Scarletdemon_1: DLC not available in USA
 EricTheOrange: well the canadians may not care but us americans in the chat will all buy that
 Lysander_salamander: It's her
 Forgebold: so many cursed plushes in this game
GreenyTea: what is this healthcare you speak of?
 Forgebold: slay, janessa
 SymphonySolstice: I  janessa
 HorusFive: 
 A_Dub888: Hi Janessa
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 e_bloc: I can't afford health care, I need more guns
 consolecowboy88: gasp!
 Its_VeeBot: 
 loufghyslaufey: @Its_VeeBot That'a us, too...   
 GhostValv: Sheesh
Scarletdemon_1: Did this game just download an entire 'cursed plushie' image database
 Rhynerd: Oh I thought she just scraped her nose
 stnrwzrd: hahahaha
 Rhynerd: that's someone else's blood?
 HorusFive: 
 DarkMorford: Beej, does that bear perform in the Takarazuka Revue? Or is there a giraffe I could bid on?
 NotCainNorAbel: @Rhynerd some of it
 e_bloc: leftover from last month's toys for tots
 RedAlexxis: They are all bear-is-stained bears?
Scarletdemon_1: Could have been worse, what if it was stained by the plushie's blood
Tempest2097: Definitely some Beef stock
 Zerragonoss: I take your had to and raise a wanted to.
 MacbethSeemsSus: The pictures just appear in the Jackbox office.
 Inquisitor_Xian: you don't know that horses scale
 EricTheOrange: so what Ikuhara show will Beej reference next
 NewtyNewts: They wanted healthcare more
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But only mild mange
 HorusFive:   "Suckers"
 Earthenone: was the mystery box full of stained plushies?
 RedAlexxis: The high price of healthcare
Tempest2097: So so badly.
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HyperYawningJuiceYouDontSay-W96hiI7ccm3gWxgo
Tempest2097: You have no idea.
 KaleidoscopeMind: hard to compete with haelthcaer
Scarletdemon_1: Can't go hospital, it make bankruptcy
 e_bloc: go hospital not poor is really more what I'm looking for
 HorusFive: With the murder stains?
 ErynTzun: Janessa was purchased for 50 cents at a garage sale
 BigDaddyBland87: That was an accurate price for healthcare
sokolov23: go doctor avoid hospital also nice
 maybe_games: Jannessa is an incredible drone pilot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BigDaddyBland87 Seems low TBH
 benjamin_wheeler: chat you can just put down a fake address and information if you go to the hospital
 e_bloc: I currently am fighting my insurance company over a $7,000 bill from 2024
 stippledotter: go doctor afford live
 jvetting83: Random Stuff
 Its_VeeBot: Wheeler no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @benjamin_wheeler No they will sue you for that
 ErynTzun: I love healthcare. Go hospital via ambulance, next time not take 2 years to pay off ambulance ride.
JohnLockeCole: The Criterion collection
 benjamin_wheeler: naw that's fine
 Earthenone: who will they sue? seymor butts?
Ericlover10_000Pizza: @e_bloc That's just how it is fr
 EricTheOrange: so what's Beej's collection gonna be a reference to penguindrum?
 SymphonySolstice: only if you have an identical twin
 PharaohBender27: @e_bloc 
 Its_VeeBot: They know the policem'n's phone number
 e_bloc: @Ericlover10_000Pizza my advice is always get a preauthorization before having a seizure
 TheAwkes: The route from this game to selling haunted dolls on eBay is a straight line about 1cm long.
 DoodlestheGreat: @EricTheOrange Among other shows.
 benjamin_wheeler: go to the hospital, say you're Canadian
 Inquisitor_Xian: john j canadian, frenchman
Scarletdemon_1: Go hospital, not healthcare but cafeteria have good breakfast burritos
 Lysander_salamander: oh
 A_Dub888: @benjamin_wheeler do we need Trudeau’s number?
 RedAlexxis: *blank* nFTW
 Joy_Stix_DragQueen: give us a title now, Ian
Scarletdemon_1: the title was redacted
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Great, I love that. For me I love when insurance says they will cover something then 8 months later hits you with a bill because they decided to not cover 60% of it. I'm so sorry friend
 EricTheOrange: looking up Kunihiko Ikuhara he also did a show called sarazanmai
 Earthenone: untitled lot #1
 Its_VeeBot: Ian wins by doing absolutely nothing
 DrLigmaPhD: The bear is stored in the bag
maclaglen: Untitled is actually Craiglist freebies
 Strebenherz: @e_bloc jebus.  i'm sorry you have to deal with that.  best of luck
 iris_of_ether: This was a HARD choice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
Metric_Furlong: this is Onisama E... erasure Beej and it will NOT stand! 
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig no kidding.  it's fine I think it will eventualy work out.  it just took 2 yeears for the hospital to send the details to the insurance, now I'm doing all the legwork for them
 consolecowboy88: honse trip
 spethycakes: 
 Lysander_salamander: gao gao
 Earthenone: body shots off a furry seems, like ou would get hair in your mouth?
 thraximore: for FREE?
 e_bloc: yeah I'm gonna steal that one Cam
Scarletdemon_1: you lift the pondering orb with the legs not the back
 MomoNo9: Oooh cheeky
 MacbethSeemsSus:   
 Sheikun07:    
 thraximore: 
Ericlover10_000Pizza: catJam
 RainyMint: 
 Drasvin: 
 HorusFive:  
BeefcakeEmperor: 
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 Brozard: some good ol fashioned butt funk
 James_the_Dabbler: @Brozard If you have butt funk I encourage you to go see a physician
sokolov23: @James_the_Dabbler with "Healthcare"?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also fun fact: you insurance can deny something for a BS reason basically unrelated to the reason stated for needing it even in the appeal. They did that with my contacts and dry eye medication. The reason they gave was two fold: I had treatable vision (meaning it was correctable) in the first denial which was absolute horseshit for denying contact lenses, then when we appealed saying the reason was I had severe dry eye and the contacts were better than glasses nope
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They didn't even read the appeal in the denial
 Lord_Hosk: Is it just me or has the Music been playing some new bangers recently?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So if you live in the United states contact your insurance
sokolov23: My wife was denied for a drug because she wasn't sick enough.  And she was denied for a program to help with the symptoms because she wasn't on the drug.
 calculated_uncertainties: @Lord_Hosk I think a lot of that is the Friday Nights Music added in?
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig that always gets me because I've had insurance deny things that my doctor was adament was medically necessary
 e_bloc: they found a cyst on my pituitary gland and I wasn't able to get an MRI for two years because of my insurance
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, then when they send a list of per-requisite drugs to try before my dry eye medication they denied the first two because I needed to be on the third worst one which they didn't specify
 consolecowboy88: ooh dub!
 Strebenherz: ah the noises
 Lysander_salamander: ?
 iris_of_ether: What.
 KaleidoscopeMind: noises!
 wordmogul: oh, noises!
 NewtyNewts: noise game.
 MomoNo9: Ha ha
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Pywodwagon: what the fuck
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The noise game!
 RainyMint: UH
 Micalovits: Uhh
 teddywhosabear: what
Metric_Furlong: the spirit of horse club lives on
 Muddy_Thunder: lol wut
 SymphonySolstice: oh boy
 fastlane250: oh it's that sound one
 Its_VeeBot: Time for Noises ™️
morgwen921: Is this ASMR
 Twilight_Spark: Yesssss
 DarkMorford: Oh no
 JKBalch: who found the sound machine
 Sheikun07: whaaaaaaaaat is going on 
 HorusFive: Mouth noises
 chaz_existing: this is a great sign of things to come
 Fruan: Does it save the sounds from previous games?
 e_bloc: 
 Vinewood_OG: 
ghyllnox: Auuuuh
 InconsiderateHat: Hell yeah honse club
 DoodlestheGreat: This is a fun game.
niccus: incredible
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 Mollylele: I had nothing to do with this one
 BigDaddyBland87: sound game
 MacbethSeemsSus: A dimension of mouth
 HadesLeprechaun: the worst ASMR
 Drasvin: Earth dollars?
  Juliamon: Fruan Sure does
 ProcyonFlynn: !NoClip
 NewtyNewts: Paul, did you start us early on purpose?
 DoodlestheGreat: @Mollylele THIS time...
 HorusFive: What's the opposite of a subliminal message?
 aClonedPickle: @Mollylele yet
 Lord_Hosk: I take back what I said about bangers
 korvys: @Mollylele Taking notes, though, I bet
 VorlonScout: ASMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 ErynTzun: This is why I keep the volume down
cheshire_creeper: what is this
Metric_Furlong: @HorusFive superliminal?
 TherapyforNarwhals: Can I get a refund on my sub my ears hurt
 Inspaders: BGC is really getting experimental
   LoadingReadyRun: @NewtyNewts I do everything on purpose
 YeetTheRich_: goddammit it's actually ians paypal
 Transmuted_Elf: WHAT?  just what?
niccus: this is what you hear when you see the memory eraser flash
 chaz_existing: hey molly!
 thraximore: @Inspaders 
 flatluigi: @mollylele you should try to get on one of these jackboxes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is absolutely the Noise game they added
 chaz_existing: This is audio hell.
 PharaohBender27: I love how Molly had to come into chat to deny making this 
Gadora: YouTube's gonna miss out on this part. 
 letsbelgo:  
 Dog_of_Myth: It's got a beat
 Its_VeeBot: LMAO
 Strebenherz: @YeetTheRich_ wait,  is earthdollars actually ian's
 teddywhosabear: lmao
 chaz_existing: thanks jordynne
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Molly this is from the newest pack and it's amazing
 MomoNo9: HM
 KaleidoscopeMind: thanks for the update
 jchinnock: it’s called Art!
 thraximore: lmao
 TherapyforNarwhals: That got me goddamnit
 Micalovits: 1000 Don't you dare to get away from this Paul!
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: so I’m not the only one hearing this?!
 Alex_Frostfire: The system is down!
 Its_VeeBot: Pee slower, Beej
 thraximore: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff hearing what
cheshire_creeper: Audiojungle...
Metric_Furlong: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff hearing what?
 Dog_of_Myth: @jchinnock See, you get it
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 thraximore: +2
 KaleidoscopeMind: !clip
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 chaz_existing: this new big giant circles track really is a mood
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff No, unless we are all sharing the same mind space
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SuccessfulNastyTigerCoolStoryBro-yYslGSkGjMvSvTyC
 ClodiumSoride: @Alex_Frostfire The Cheat is grounded!
 HadesLeprechaun: it's that amazing new sound game
 crazycommie87: Uhh
 James_the_Dabbler: Um
 Vinewood_OG: Art is subjective
 HorusFive: If you dropped your acid when we told you to.....
mavenu_nim: hi chat, what interesting sound effects/song to join at lol
 crazycommie87: What did I tune in to?
 HadesLeprechaun: from the latest pack
 ContingentCat: WooOOOoo
 TherapyforNarwhals: Paul I didn't know you did mixtapes
 e_bloc: the Wheeler dark souls noise is the most disturbing
 sporkraptor: is this Paul having fun? XD
 MomoNo9: I recognize this pervious game
NimrodXIV: this is cursed
 NewtyNewts: Think they know they're live?
 thraximore: good noises
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NimrodXIV Wait until you see the actual game
 fastlane250: so glad I pay for this
 consolecowboy88: hahahah
  TStodden: What Game is this?
 Pywodwagon: is this what dying feels like
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehe
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh cool the sleep deprivation's kicked in
 neisan2112: LMAO BOiler room?
 fastlane250: with all sincerity
NimrodXIV: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh I know
 HorusFive: @NewtyNewts are you implying this isn't entirely on purpose?
 sporkraptor: this absolutely needs to be on the highlights reel
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69 donating and hoping I’m not having an aneurysm.
Basic_Human_Decency: Kinda hot ngl
 Vinewood_OG: Where can I download this? I need a new ringtone.
 asddsa28: 
 MomoNo9: Just when you think it's done
 Transmuted_Elf: I need all of this
 James_the_Dabbler: I think this gives me the right to take 5 dollars from Wheeler next time I see him
 iris_of_ether: Wikiwowow
 flatluigi: Jim West, desperado
niccus: desperado.
 NewtyNewts: @HorusFive We don't know what they do off-camera, it's possible
cheshire_creeper: pay me slash earth dollars...
 ShaneLeeAtk: Jim West?
 consolecowboy88: it’d be funny if this was just the rest if the stream
 Vilun: this is doing my head in, goodnight
 Inspaders: can we get this album at store.loadingreadyrun.com?
 PharaohBender27: 969 This delightfully cursed
00busyhands: oh my
epsilon_vee: @ShaneLeeAtk ikr?
 Muddy_Thunder: BASED
 TherapyforNarwhals: So real
 ContingentCat: 
 MomoNo9: This is the cheeky part about this break,  isn't it
 NotCainNorAbel: WHEELER!
 flatluigi: WHEELER
 MacbethSeemsSus: Random question, how do I un-Patreon?
ghyllnox: 
 Vinewood_OG: He really doesn't
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: im@sending an invoice to Ian’s PayPal, he owes me now
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CoySpotlessGrouseDxCat-YFXHiy2-Yrkmx68w
 thraximore: 
 consolecowboy88: holy valls
 empyreon: 
 Nigouki: wheeler with the 20 year old memes
 PharaohBender27: Ooooh
 chaz_existing: @sporkraptor it should be the ending bit but it just goes on past the credits the entire duration
00busyhands:  
 EvilBadman: I scrubbed through so many CTS eps and did not see EGG, so Godspeed anyone else looking
 HadesLeprechaun: off to a good start
Yoshi_Gal: Let's go let's go let's goo this was so fun live at Pax Aus
00busyhands: LETSGOOOOO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And now we hang out with Paul
 JadedCynic: *offers defibrillator to anyone in  chat that went tachacardic from that*
 asddsa28: mute time for us yay
 dumbo3k: Hi Paul!
 neisan2112: What up paul
 thraximore: ooooh
 SnackPak_: Paul time!
mavenu_nim: hi paullllll
 SymphonySolstice: hi paul
 djalternative: how's your night, paul?
 DarkMorford: Hey Paul!
 NotCainNorAbel: how is the great paul?
 Micalovits: Paul time! Wooo!
 Sheikun07: Yay, Paul!
 saucemaster5000: hi
 Dog_of_Myth: Secret Paul cast
 letsbelgo: sup pauly
luke__mtg: hiiii
 thraximore: neat concept
 MyrddintheWizard: Hi Paul!
 NewtyNewts: Yay, paul time!
 JadedCynic: yo paul
 JKBalch: Yes, it's time for Paul!
 Drasvin: Hi Paul. How are you?
 ErynTzun: Hai Paul
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How're you Paul?
 MomoNo9: Now it's Paul's mouth sounds instead
  Pharmacistjudge: So, Paul, how has your month been?
 glitched_goddess: it’s PAUL time!
 James_the_Dabbler: How are you doing Paul?
 stnrwzrd: yoooo wassup paul, the GOAT
 soulcannons: Yay Paul!
 asddsa28: yay pual 
 ErynTzun: How's it going?
 HorusFive: Hi Paul.  Having a nice day?
Yoshi_Gal: Love your work, Paul
 ContingentCat: Hi Paul
 Micalovits: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: it’s so quiet and peaceful.  this is nice
00busyhands: hiiii
 frank_the_great: Paul is the glue that's holding this team together
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was fast
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
mavenu_nim: fitting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehe 
 stnrwzrd: lmaooo
 RainyMint: 
 Vinewood_OG: Gigs is optimistic
 PharaohBender27: Gigs? On dial-up!?!?!?
 MomoNo9: There was no such thing as gigs with dial up
 e_bloc: this is a lot to unpack
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehe
00busyhands: hahahaha
niccus: a gig takes... two months probably...
 djalternative: Gigs?!?! On Dial Up?!?!
 ErynTzun: More like KB or MB
 HadesLeprechaun: Wheeler and Cameron nailing the vibe
 EvilBadman: For the kids dial up internet was....
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How do I choose between Ian and Cam
 NewtyNewts: dial-up could barely handle Megs!
 thraximore: fuck this is a great concept
 ContingentCat: Good sounds
 MyrddintheWizard: Frank?
00busyhands: all great
 SnackPak_: lol
 brainbosh: Gigs on dialup???
 stnrwzrd: W
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The screaming was so good
 korvys: *gigs*? On dial up?
  Juliamon: some friends and I did this during a game of Taboo to get the other team to guess "modem"
 MomoNo9: Shh our show's on
 PharaohBender27: Cori was robbed
 Its_VeeBot: LMAO
niccus: the invention of computers
 MacbethSeemsSus: The remix at the end is so good too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can you turn the game up a little?
 Rhynerd: Can't wait for the later veriso where pressing that buttons gives a couple gigs of pornography
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej is going to be hard to beat
 SymphonySolstice: ojosama
 swordfishspyke: isn't that the home improvement noise?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej and Graham are close
 Micalovits: Beej and G was so much the same
  Juliamon: 2xojou
 Valkryir: hollow night npcs
 EricTheOrange: double ojou sama?
 JKBalch: So french anime
 tehfewl: same brain
 ErynTzun: frigging Ranma black rose laugh
n3ther: pattern coordination. aw yeah
 EvilBadman: You both did Queen Beryl
00busyhands: ooooujouuuusaaammmmaaaa
 SymphonySolstice: NOPE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
 Dog_of_Myth: nope
 MomoNo9: Ahhhh nooo
 Strebenherz: NOPE
 RainyMint: NO
 glitched_goddess: jordynne in the evil anime woman phase
 Its_VeeBot: 
 NewtyNewts: nooooooooooo
 Saintnex: nooooo
 Its_VeeBot: NO
 Strebenherz: FIRE
 soulcannons: Don't like that
   LoadingReadyRun: turned it up a little
 PharaohBender27: 
 stnrwzrd: WOOOOOOOOOOOW
 Joy_Stix_DragQueen: the duck neck advantage strikes again!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: BURN IT
 Inspaders: that's cursed
Tempest2097: Well, that lives in my nightmares now
 BigDaddyBland87: NOPE
 neisan2112: Haaateeed that
iarethel0ser: Well that was not ok.
 red_shoes_jeff:  
 Vinewood_OG: 
 stnrwzrd:   
 HorusFive: 
 SnackPak_: so good Cameron
 neisan2112: God I love Cam's so much
 Inspaders: I thought Let's Nope is on Tuesdays
mavenu_nim: 
 stnrwzrd: just like real life graham
Tempest2097: Any outlaw tryin' to draw with a pen and a pad Can draw Jim West with a pen and a pad Don't even think about a pen and a pad weighin' a ton Just tryin' to draw just for fun
 SymphonySolstice: the ever present silence
 NewtyNewts: Back to the booth
 MomoNo9: Woo mute times
 JKBalch:      
 e_bloc: activate the beej
 Transmuted_Elf: Paul please we need to makesure the break noises make it to you tube
sokolov23: what is jordynne doing
 pctjoe: Paul have you been SBC the whole time?
 thraximore: this might be my all-time favorite jackbox game
 EricTheOrange: I would not notice that paul
GreyThey: Paul, what's your favorite sound?
 djalternative: seen any movies lately, paul?
 Vinewood_OG: @Transmuted_Elf This!
 chaz_existing: Hello Pail. Any music you've been listening to recently?
 EvilBadman: I fucking heard Beej's nope in my head
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I hope we get more Paul on stream!
 SymphonySolstice: I made one
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 thraximore: 
 MomoNo9: This one's really moving along smoothly now
 thraximore: the emphatic head shake
 Transmuted_Elf: clips dont allow for the length of it
 SymphonySolstice: buDY?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Transmuted_Elf Multiple clips is the solution there
 e_bloc: what about slightly less recently
 frank_the_great:   
 Vinewood_OG: Plausible.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's so good
 PharaohBender27: Voting for  for the Road Quest reference
 SymphonySolstice: the reverb is chefs kiss
 ErynTzun: Greeting no one in particular
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And the animations of these little guys are amazing
 Alex_Frostfire: I think that'd just devolve into sound.
 EricTheOrange: the bird is too strong
 Alex_Frostfire: Duck neck advantage.
magnetic_opossum: Having the bird is basically cheating
 SymphonySolstice: 
drroxorphd: 
 stnrwzrd: W
 consolecowboy88: haha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
niccus: 3 hours *with* the minigames, a verbal marathon
 Micalovits: 10/10
 Joy_Stix_DragQueen: that duck is a cheat code
 Its_VeeBot: Happy Birthday, Bus!
 red_shoes_jeff: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 PharaohBender27: OK that scanned perfectly 
n3ther: at the time??
Scarbble: i would absolutely watch a LRR make some noise for what it's worth
 Thefluffiestguineapig: perfect
 ContingentCat: Innocent
 SnackPak_: again!
 ProcyonFlynn: Perfect 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 MomoNo9: Ha
 iris_of_ether: 
 consolecowboy88: hahaha bonus Cori
 Micalovits: Was that... Cori?
 Lord_Hosk: I think we know who wins
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 stnrwzrd: hahahahaha
 consolecowboy88: the bird and Ian have the same glasses too
 iris_of_ether: 
 consolecowboy88: hahaha
ghyllnox: 
00busyhands: the assist 
 stnrwzrd: nice cameron
 soulcannons: That was amazing
nyoomgoom: the visual vibes are like, otherworldly scary creature tunnel, makes sense for the noises to suit the setting
 SymphonySolstice: the quiet of the mind
 Its_VeeBot: (Distant sound of rapscallioning)
 djalternative: what's for dinner, Paul?
 EricTheOrange: KITTY!
 NewtyNewts: cat!
 e_bloc: the sound of silence
 Micalovits: Good to just have a moment to catch your breath
 Thefluffiestguineapig: KITTY
 thraximore: cat butt
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They can re-record I think
 JKBalch:       
 SymphonySolstice: what are you gonna have/did have for dinner paul
 iris_of_ether: 
 FreyaSViking: kat
dead_delver: cat butt.
 flatluigi: probably them just trying and retrying sounds
 Drasvin: Weird noises are fun
GreyThey: Weird noises just for you, Paul 
 Lord_Hosk: kitty
 DarkMorford: KITTY
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TrustworthyImpartialSwanPeanutButterJellyTime-xVhtLkwHKNKCFexb
 stnrwzrd: CAT
Yoshi_Gal: Could be both
 James_the_Dabbler: KITTY
 SymphonySolstice: kity
 Micalovits: Full cat!
WriterRaven: BABY!
 SnackPak_:  full cat
 Its_VeeBot: Cat tax paid
 ContingentCat: Cat!
ghyllnox: Kitty!
The_Voices:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It might be FLOOR
 stnrwzrd:  fullcat 
 NewtyNewts: Cat: taxed
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: *Floof damnit autocorrect
 red_shoes_jeff: @nyoomgoom I got "Felix Colgrave" from the visuals.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CautiousInterestingTofuKippa-iwERXZn57N9ZMjHo
 thraximore: LOVE felix colgrave
 dm818: Ian was actually loud enough that I just barely heard him
 thraximore: what an artist
 red_shoes_jeff: @red_shoes_jeff So, y'know... same diff, I guess.
 Lord_Hosk: Cameron's didn't submit?
 HadesLeprechaun: Cam trying to get that perfect take
 SymphonySolstice: hi mulder
 SnackPak_:  Mulder
 NewtyNewts: I think I can guess what Cam's is
 thraximore: mulberrrr
 letsbelgo: cat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi Mulder
 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, I thought G was aggressively chewing into the mic to screw with Paul, but it's the Jackbox overlay button. 
 BeefcakeEmperor: MULDERRR
ghyllnox: Kitty!
00busyhands: cat
 HorusFive: That's not what that word generally means Paul
 EricTheOrange: Beej hum the utena song here
 ErynTzun: not humming
nyoomgoom: @red_shoes_jeff yeah both true, these are different aspects. the thing being depicted & whomst depicted it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Well we know who is winning here
 Lord_Hosk: Two of those, were not humming
 InconsiderateHat: Heehee
ghyllnox: Three of those weren't humming
 glitched_goddess: cats are cheating lol
 korvys: Playing to the audience there
 ContingentCat: Meow meow
 Lysander_salamander: this game seems fun
 ErynTzun: meow meow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat Meow meow meowmeow
 Its_VeeBot: Ian? Being a weeb? In what reality?
 DeM0nFiRe: Attack on Joy
 Gekyouryuu: Ode to Titan
Scarletdemon_1: Nobody hummed O, Canada?
 red_shoes_jeff: Are these the Eight Melodies for the new Earthbound game?
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 korvys: That's some good hollering
 consolecowboy88: Matt’s sounds like he’s falling off a cliff
Scarletdemon_1: 7/10, needs more plastic owls
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh this one should be good
 EricTheOrange: Mon Deau... oh wait that french
 NewtyNewts: Tim?
ghyllnox: 
 consolecowboy88: hahah
 Gekyouryuu: *GASP* AY, DIOS MIO!
 Xavorin: *Gasps in spanish*
 calculated_uncertainties: apparently, there is a telanovela rpg. it is a thing
Jamfalcon: I think Graham's noise is just Donkey Kong?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Invoke the Graham
 ErynTzun: little meow meow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 SymphonySolstice: 
 consolecowboy88: hahahah
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Gold
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That worked so well
 HadesLeprechaun: HA
ghyllnox: 
 swordfishspyke: perfect
Tempest2097: Fund it
NimrodXIV: amazing
Scarbble: perfect
 fastlane250: 
 glitched_goddess: no notes
00busyhands: PERFECT
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 10/10
 SnackPak_: what a rich narrative
 korvys: This game is great
 Rhynerd: We can always watch the outtakes
 korvys: More of this
 Rhynerd: please let's watch how everyone else's sounds would've gone in they won
  Juliamon: it always feels like the shortest game, even though it probably isn't
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm sorry WHAT
 MacbethSeemsSus: Duck OP
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game flies by
  TStodden: Encore?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Duck animation OPOP
TheAinMAP: 
 flatluigi: do the players control the bloopers or do they just go
 Its_VeeBot: Amazing
 PharaohBender27: 
 ErynTzun: Exactly paul
 Rhynerd: You can, it'll just take a year.
 SnackPak_: I think my edible is kicking in
  Juliamon: I think the bloopers just go
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Perfect
 Drasvin: Maybe over a few days with dial-up
 NoOne_OfConsequence: You'd have to let the download run overnight to get one MP3 on dialup.
niccus: you gave sand anxiety
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
 Its_VeeBot: Nope never mind
 Micalovits: Okay, we can quit xD
 Vinewood_OG: NO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Burn it with fire
 swordfishspyke: cursed
 red_shoes_jeff:  
 ErynTzun: It would fail in the middle of the download even within a day
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So cursed
 red_shoes_jeff: STOP that!
 swordfishspyke: oof
 Gekyouryuu: was Matt doing Kefka?
  Juliamon: NoOne_OfConsequence And pray nobody called or used the microwave before you woke up to make sure it was done
 HadesLeprechaun: they're all cursed
Scarletdemon_1: Matt's is when the snooty girls in anime judge you
 Rhynerd: Everyone just forgot their friend's name, but remembered their birthday!
 Arclight_Dynamo: How is she surprised? It's a GLASS DOOR.
 EvilBadman: The surprise party is also surprising for you, then
 CaptainSpam: HONK
 ErynTzun: They're not observant
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Playing Pokemon Go
 ErynTzun: I was DEAD at the time
 HadesLeprechaun: such a great game for a blooper reel though
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's so good
 fastlane250: L O G O N
Scarletdemon_1: if you watch all the credits on the game with the singing birds you unlock a new song
 SymphonySolstice: he hacked t he mainframe
 Rhynerd: I'm glad this game has a blooper reel.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian is astonishingly good at foley
 EvilBadman: Jacked on
 spethycakes: hard reboot
 EvilBadman: Or In
 neisan2112: Lets goooo
 MacbethSeemsSus: Doominating the countryside
 SymphonySolstice: new pack does have some bangers
 HadesLeprechaun: extremely good game
 LordZarano: https://jackbox.tv/gallery/hear-say/3748777d31c15c93756200d66a6afcd3
 ContingentCat: Ominous
  Juliamon: Doominate is the newer version of Survive the Internet
 EvilBadman: Just like artists always win the art games ...
 Lord_Hosk: You all should invite Nelly to one of these JackBox game nights, I bet he would enjoy playing
 Arclight_Dynamo: Uh.
 NewtyNewts: I Know Gung Bu
TriseAlpha: [Gregorian chanting]
 e_bloc: huh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Very cheeked up
 BeefcakeEmperor: Grim kinda caked up
 Rhynerd: Inter Kontinental Gallistric Bissle
 ClodiumSoride: @Rhynerd thanks, that's helpful
 Rhynerd: or: I Know Gary's Bald
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Don't/do poke the head
   LoadingReadyRun: code is IKGB
 EricTheOrange: @BeefcakeEmperor it's Jim
 EvilBadman: These Ninja Turtle leaks are getting too intricate
 flatluigi: still love including the nickelodeon clock
 LordZarano: Incensed Knife Gnomes Big
 MacbethSeemsSus: Code I'm KGB
 Rhynerd: @ClodiumSoride Glad I can be of help!
 e_bloc: lord of lords, skull to skull
 Lord_Hosk: WHo is KGB?
 Alex_Frostfire: The weirdest colour coordinate system.
 Xenguin47: @Lord_Hosk Listen for the Russian accent
magnetic_opossum: Okay but this song goes kinda hard tho
 ExtraWubs: standard evil laugh as featured in flowey from undertale
 ContingentCat: @Lord_Hosk Nice try CIA
 SymphonySolstice: omg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Well
 SkylerRingtail: "But they're all Starlink satellites"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I know which one I would pick
 SnackPak_: @SkylerRingtail oof
 Alex_Frostfire: Reminder not to look directly at the sun.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SkylerRingtail Funny, not grim reality
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Alex_Frostfire: Nelson has his own cover bands?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp, these are both bad but I know which one is worse
 Its_VeeBot: A Man's Romance
 ContingentCat: Oh no
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 e_bloc: 
ghyllnox: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also you would have to look at all the accumulated shit
 EvilBadman: No oxford comma no vote
 SymphonySolstice: oh no
 EricTheOrange: ewww
ghyllnox: ?????
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
 MacbethSeemsSus: Nooooooooooooope
WriterRaven: My answer to this would have been "Violently".
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No ear hydration
 korvys: Wow, Hinder released an album this year
 Strebenherz: FIRST NOPE TO THE SECOND
Tempest2097: ABSOLUTELY NOT
 HadesLeprechaun: uuuuuuuuh
 SymphonySolstice: I regret to say that has happened to me before
 Micalovits: Water is good for you. Drink more water
 consolecowboy88: no one wants Gatorade in their ear
 Its_VeeBot: I drink regular-ass water all the time what do you mean
 BrowneePointz: as a kid that had to have tubes in his ears. WOOF
 Alex_Frostfire: I pretty much drink exclusively water...
Tempest2097: ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOT
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @WriterRaven Oh that's very clean
 swordfishspyke: plain water tastes great
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Its_VeeBot same
 Mollylele: lil pipettes
 UnknownFriday: Yeah, that first is my usual experience.
WriterRaven: @Thefluffiestguineapig I love me some one-word answers.
 PharaohBender27: HOW WAS THIS A SPLIT!?
 e_bloc: and they're all mixed with vodka
 thraximore: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh these are both very good
 BrowneePointz: that's how you get swimmer's ear and or ear infections Graham. I don't recommend
NimrodXIV: honk
 JadedCynic: WHAT? I missed that - I was drinking 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 No idea how the ears was a split
 SymphonySolstice: that guy will never live CBAT down
 spethycakes: I also got a mixtape with Daft Punk's Something About You while in high school...
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 SymphonySolstice: jesus
 SkylerRingtail: Holy
 swordfishspyke: oof
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WriterRaven: Hate that second one.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
TriseAlpha: woof
 Lysander_salamander: oh dear
 NotCainNorAbel: oohhh
Tempest2097: Fucking Wow.
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
CecilHoshino: Topical~
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hate that second one
 Its_VeeBot: Not the pattern, just the colors? So... blue?
 teddywhosabear: "no no it's man city I promise"
 crazycommie87: WOW
 spethycakes: 🇫🇮
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 RedAlexxis: well
 swordfishspyke: and two thirds of the usa
 consolecowboy88: that’s a good point
niccus: i swear i'm just azorius
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm azorius
Tempest2097: Wheeler holding nothing back there
 frank_the_great: The CtS logo looking a lil sus
 JadedCynic: add a brass hairclasp and its argentina
 EvilBadman: You brought this Wheeler to a knife fight
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's supposed to be funny
 consolecowboy88: hah
 Lysander_salamander: ok
 Micalovits: IT said ruin, not improve
 consolecowboy88: heh.. big.. splashy
 BusTed: 
 Strebenherz: CAM PLZ
nyoomgoom: oh god
 SnackPak_: Cameron
 flatluigi: CAMERON
Metric_Furlong: I mean piss they
Tempest2097:  What?
 KeytarCat: I misread that
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: CAM
 BrowneePointz: the ride is called The Golden Tower
ghyllnox: 
 NewtyNewts: CAM
WriterRaven: Go, piss girl!
 Rhynerd: Is this the girl they keep telling to go piss?
 glitched_goddess: it’s just water sports
 e_bloc: more questions
 BeefcakeEmperor: Piss? Some people pay extra for that
 Vinewood_OG: Keep telling yourself that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHEELER
 neisan2112: HAHAHAHHA GDI
 ContingentCat: Go piss girl
 MomoNo9: Noooo I used to know someone who always wore shirts with giant arm holes so you'd see the chair and clumps of deoderant
 frank_the_great: "IDK" is doing a lot of work
Scarbble: sierra pist, lol
 red_shoes_jeff: That's just ANY water park.
TriseAlpha: chlorine and piss
 Cptasparagus: neutral piss hotel
niccus: so how do you fix that
 MacbethSeemsSus: veins?
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh this is amazing
 SnackPak_: veins put that one over the top
 korvys: Oh, like a snickers?
 e_bloc: fun fact, piss for dogs is human-grade
 SymphonySolstice: I don't like the phrase vascular lightsaber
 Alex_Frostfire: I bet a lightsaber would smell like ozone.
 BrowneePointz: oh god yea the smell of plasma/ozone has to be awful
Tempest2097: What DOES a lightsaber smell like?
 Dog_of_Myth: Bad Bantha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Alex_Frostfire Same
 Rhynerd: Otherwise people will ask, like the did with the Big Mouth Bass
 teddywhosabear: @e_bloc ... what
 EvilBadman: Vascular kyber crystals
 consolecowboy88: @tempest2097 I ws thinking t the r same thing
 SymphonySolstice: gasp
 Lysander_salamander: oh no
 spethycakes: The opera's been invaded by a phantom
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Le gasp
andysoo89: @tempest2097 like burning electricity probably
 KaleidoscopeMind: store bought is fine
 Arclight_Dynamo: (The Browser)
Tempest2097: @andysoo89 Heavy notes of ozone perhaps?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @andysoo89 So ozone
 thraximore: points for putting the accent on canapé
Metric_Furlong: @spethycakes by a gho-ooo-ost!
  Juliamon: I figure lightsabers smell like magic smoke
 Shurtal: they stole all your canapes?
 e_bloc: no, slightly chilled
WriterRaven: Ja, canapes.
 spethycakes: @Metric_Furlong he wears a mask....a terrifying mask
 e_bloc: below room temp
 SymphonySolstice: 1337
 Strebenherz: Nice matt
 Lysander_salamander: yay
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 PharaohBender27: I missed out on voting because I was having to think
 JadedCynic: changed the name to avoid paying royalties for the trademark
 EricTheOrange: Utena
 Its_VeeBot: Did you know the first PAX had exactly 1,337 pre-registered attendees?
 BrowneePointz: okay BUT, technically the Dropout folks would count as LA Influencers and I'd trust some UCB alums with a Marx Brothers spoof
 EricTheOrange: or whatever other callback beej wants to make
 Arclight_Dynamo: I really like the instructions ofr htis game.
 ShaneLeeAtk: I do love a good piece of plain, buttered toast.
 Arclight_Dynamo: *for this
Tempest2097: @BrowneePointz Okay yeah I would watch that
 EvilBadman: They are comedians not influencers
 korvys: "you like" OR " are a fan of", correctly identifying that you don't have to like the things you're a fan of
 Rhynerd: @BrowneePointz Yeah I'd probably watch that too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They want you to choose
 SymphonySolstice: kity
jpost042: cat
WriterRaven: moggins fights!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that Eddie?
 e_bloc: or an annulment
 EricTheOrange: KITTY
 NewtyNewts: cet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Which kitty?
 avjamethyst: no thanks
 SymphonySolstice: TWO kity
 Micalovits: Double kitty!
 e_bloc: yeah I hate money too
 Sheikun07: TWO kitty
 Redbassist: Catte
 consolecowboy88: hi kitty
 NewtyNewts: dooble ket
  Juliamon: bonus catte
WriterRaven: flerfy babies =D
 saucemaster5000: the second divorce you get as a two-for-one
 Micalovits: 3 cuties on Jordynnes cam!
TriseAlpha: Wasn't there a Crapshot about "the one last thing that brings me joy and I haven't monetized yet"
 ContingentCat: Double kitty!
 e_bloc: if you see Ben, give him one dollar, and each of his past partners two dollars
 EricTheOrange: @The_Voices two kitties in Jordynnes background
Metric_Furlong: good old death's notes
 flatluigi: that clock
 consolecowboy88: wait two ca ts?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The tiny finger skateboard is so good
TriseAlpha: #RuinedForeverTM
 flatluigi: the nickelodeon clock sent me in panic attacks with the trumpet alarm
 googoltudoris: 0 cats
 Rhynerd: I wonder what a fun audience thing for this would be.
 Zerragonoss: Frodro definitely got a bunch of divorces, so many elven exes that man has.
 SymphonySolstice: fight! fight! fight!
 SnackPak_: fight! fight! fight!
 consolecowboy88: @zerragonoss  “Frodro”
 Sheikun07: Never apologize for cats
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 googoltudoris: jordynne are you enjoying the brawl time?
 thraximore: this is good
 Micalovits: What do you mean sorry? We get to see cats!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As long as it's friendly that's hilarious
 SnackPak_: Tish for sure
TriseAlpha: Bah gawd, it's Mittens with the steel chair!
 BrowneePointz: brawl time? Which one is the Meta Knight main?\
 BeefcakeEmperor: THRRRRRRRRROWWWWdown
 DoodlestheGreat: Fear not, Jordynne. It keeps us entertained.
 DarkMorford: CAT FIGHT
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
 MomoNo9: Hey my declawed cat was the dirtier fighter
 googoltudoris: oki oki cat club
 MacbethSeemsSus: eddy play the neut
 ContingentCat: Go Eddie!
 NewtyNewts: Ya got plaaaaayed
 Verrain2: Two new contenders for Summer Slam. Cat division.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I just saw one go across your bed
realbadatthis_: Kick his ass so hard his hips work!
 DarkMorford: Oh, I haven't seen this animation before
TheAinMAP: 
WriterRaven: @googoltudoris Meowki Meowki Fight Clawb, if you will.
 consolecowboy88: Jordyn’ne, I like the emerald green blanket on the bed
 SomebodyNowhere: death has so many hobbies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This animation is new
 NoxStryx: You're headstrong?
 Rhynerd: Does LRR have a copy of the game Trapt?
 consolecowboy88: tonight’s has been wild
 Rhynerd: I remember it getting the Unskippable treatment years back.
  Juliamon: I think we've never gotten this far into time for this animation
 ErynTzun: He's not doing a whole lot with the devil sticks
 EricTheOrange: Jim reaper is very in the 90's
 consolecowboy88: hah!
Tempest2097: Too fuckin real
TriseAlpha: 
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 consolecowboy88: why would you put the dvds in a fridge?
TriseAlpha: The anguish is real
 consolecowboy88: aww
TriseAlpha: oof
 SymphonySolstice: omg
GarrettH229: Evening guys
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 MacbethSeemsSus: Shots. Fired
 Dog_of_Myth: wow
NimrodXIV: rude
ghyllnox: WOOOOOOOOOW
 iris_of_ether:   
 Redbassist:  
 DoodlestheGreat: The detonation, right?
 HorusFive: That face!
 Thefluffiestguineapig:    
 PharaohBender27: I refuse to vote 
 MomoNo9: The right one ruins current Cori
 consolecowboy88: controller detonation is the name of your 2000s Comedy Central special
 HorusFive:  
 SymphonySolstice: ow ow ow ow
 LeeshaJoy: One of these is uncomfortably real
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WOW
 Proudboar: Lol
WriterRaven: That right one is just my experience in high school.
niccus: POV: bomb disposal robot embraces you
 consolecowboy88: “thanks you0
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's ice cold on the right
 Rhynerd: Much less room splitting this round
TriseAlpha: Twice
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Saintnex: hahaha
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaahaha
 James_the_Dabbler: Good lord
 EricTheOrange: so dry
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahah
 spethycakes: 
 Its_VeeBot: ruined
ghyllnox: 
 eshplode: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
NimrodXIV: just Beej
 SnackPak_: blat blat
 Dog_of_Myth:  
nyc_mtg: LuL
 Proudboar: This is the same picture
 Strebenherz:    
 Lysander_salamander: how evil
Tempest2097: Only Beej
Scarbble: you can't take his oils and tinctures!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HOLY SHIT
 Twilight_Spark: Experience just Beej
niccus: do you prefer dry or wet beej
 LeeshaJoy: Fucking Walk Then
 red_shoes_jeff: @EricTheOrange He'd SNAP IN HALF!
Dr_fragenstien: who's getting written out of the will?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Fallout Intro: Beej. Beej never changes.
 pctjoe: as last thoughts go, oh neat a bomb robot isn't bad
 ErynTzun: Experience Beej
 SomebodyNowhere: walk then
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Guess Jordynne is fucking walking then
 Proudboar: Isn't this the premise of the Beejdrop?
 ContingentCat: !lovebeej
  LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej 
 Proudboar: Experiencing Beej
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 SymphonySolstice: ????
Tempest2097:  amazing
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So good
 Rhynerd: !quote beej
  LRRbot: Quote #3444: "That seems really  ing tight." —Beej [2016-09-19]
 LeeshaJoy: But you're on the roof
 DiscordianTokkan: *points* Dysentery
 MomoNo9: What a throwaway
Tempest2097: So is the RAIN dysentery?
 calculated_uncertainties: is the book dysentery, or is the book about dysentery?
Tempest2097: Because that's horrifying
 stnrwzrd:   
andysoo89: Wet Beej, otherwise known as Weej
 circusofkirkus: Wheeler has Jordynne's number
 consolecowboy88: hahahah
 Lysander_salamander: wait wat
 SymphonySolstice: LOL
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH
 EricTheOrange: me too jordynne me too
 spethycakes: love the callback
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeler has the soul read on Jordynne
 DarkMorford: I know this certain archiver...
 ContingentCat: 
 stnrwzrd:   
Tempest2097: Oof, that's....
 consolecowboy88: (sad) (real)
TriseAlpha: it's a nat 20 read check
WriterRaven: You roll twice as many dice.
 DiscordianTokkan: Love Natural 20s
 Territan: Crud. I made a clip but forgot to copy the link.
 consolecowboy88: wait are  you Pokemon in. Matt’s scenario?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was really close
  Juliamon: Territan As long as it's saved, LRRbot can find it
 Strebenherz: OH NO
 iris_of_ether: Berman lol
 SnackPak_: oooofff
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh you did this again
 Lysander_salamander: oh dear
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 consolecowboy88: hahaha
 pyrehand: so the left is just lower decks command crew in the early seasons
Sogheim: I am not rewatching Code of Honor
 EricTheOrange: I woulda put voyager
 BrowneePointz: the left is just The Orville
 DrLigmaPhD: They try?
 omdorastrix: Except that one that was so bad they never air it again
 Vinewood_OG: Subtext is for cowards
 swordfishspyke: Code of Honor
 EvilBadman: But the chairs are sat in normally
 ErynTzun: TNG Code of Honor
NimrodXIV: Code of Honor
 pctjoe: code of honor
 Lysander_salamander: oh, that one
andysoo89: If they crit you accurately, it means they actually know you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Code of Honor
CecilHoshino: \o/ Cinema
 SymphonySolstice: omg
 ErynTzun: It does not exist
 SnackPak_:   
 DiscordianTokkan: Oof
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
 Strebenherz: BUS THE HAYS CODE TO HELL
 EricTheOrange: James is ok
niccus: oh god
  Juliamon: oh lordy
 Lysander_salamander: oh dear
 teddywhosabear: that's such a good one lol
 ContingentCat: Ohhhhh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's big OOF
 iris_of_ether: 
Tempest2097: God that episode was so bad people got FIRED
 Saintnex: god, code of honor is so doodoo
WriterRaven: fa ri do la cinema~
Dr_fragenstien: i don't know what the left one is
 SomebodyNowhere: oof
 Alex_Frostfire: Cinemassacre.
Tempest2097: Also BUS THE HAYES CODE
 googoltudoris: having to sit in a theater with *the public*
 e_bloc: Ive heard multiple people who work on STNG who said that should not be aired in syndication
 DarkMorford: Fun fact, I have Star Trek movies 6-8 on LaserDisc
 neisan2112: Woooow tehse are both real bad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian that's correct
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Really?
 Its_VeeBot: I am entirely indifferent towards James Rolfe tbh
Tempest2097: They did but I feel like we could've had BETTER films without the Hayes code.
 Micalovits: I love that the S in scores is the cool S
Sogheim: new Hays code has people saying things like "unalived"
 Lord_Hosk: Code of Honor wasn't even supposed to be racial... They just cast it poorly, and it went... off the rails bad.
 LithelyUnshod: I Don't Know James Rolfe
 EricTheOrange: James is a happy dad, can't hate him for that
 flatluigi: unalived is just people gaslighting themselves about word filters
TriseAlpha: Round 3, aka "let's polish this turd!"
   LoadingReadyRun: select a prompt to urine
 BrowneePointz: @LithelyUnshod Angry Video Game Nerd
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tempest2097 Agreed, a number of films were ruined by censorship they were forced to do after they had finished production
 pctjoe: sins would have also been a good answer
 Micalovits: @LithelyUnshod Dan? Is that you?
Tempest2097: @Lord_Hosk There was someone on the production side of things who totally fucked it and got fired after that episode.  They were never brought back.
 Sethalidos: Paul, no
 e_bloc: whoever chose the costuming should have been fired
 LithelyUnshod: @BrowneePointz (this was a reference to a Folding Ideas video)
 NewtyNewts: @LithelyUnshod I don't know Dan Olson
 neisan2112: LMAO CAM
Tempest2097: @Tempest2097 What's also bizarre is the same person worked on Stargate SG1 and fucked up an episode similarly.
 neisan2112: I watched that last October
 BrowneePointz: @LithelyUnshod *steps directly onto rake*
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Rhynerd: Call me curious about it too
 NewtyNewts: urine 2 prompts
 NotCainNorAbel: Cam?
 Sethalidos: this game has very specific pizza opinions
 consolecowboy88: ham and pineapple are good but not on pizza
 Proudboar: @Tempest2097 At that point it almost sounds purposeful or just that there is an intrinsic quality to that person that isn't great
 SomebodyNowhere: can one truly fix beej just beej
 Rhynerd: the app for my fav podcast broke so I've been trying to give new ones a try
 EricTheOrange: in case you didn't get it I guess
 LithelyUnshod: @BrowneePointz Thank you for treating the question earnestly though 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tempest2097 That sounds like the guy who managed to set two different nuclear submarines on fire. It was covered in a pretty early Feed Dump episode, I think the guy's name was Casey Fury
 stnrwzrd: jokes? in this economy?
 e_bloc: do you have whimsy
 NewtyNewts: @SomebodyNowhere drop
 SymphonySolstice: having played these games with coworkers, yes, it is necessary to emphasize these need to be funny
 Proudboar: Jackbox: Produce Jokes.
 HadesLeprechaun: "please don't be objectively mean"
 EvilBadman: *cum is not a joke.  Well, this time. Maybe next time.
 Rhynerd: "You can't just write cum, folks" - Jackbox
Tempest2097: @Proudboar Pretty much.  I'd suspect the latter more than the former.
 Saintnex: “being funny isn’t just being an a-hole”
 omdorastrix: Timing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Be a joke, this is not just about putting down offensive things
 Mollylele: "everybody can do improvised comedy" carved onto my gravestone
 consolecowboy88: @Rhynerd good advice
 frameshifty: surely it's cumedia del farte
 BrowneePointz: the Goo-l
 NewtyNewts: la petite cumedy
 EricTheOrange: the jester?
andysoo89: Cumedy
 Gekyouryuu: Pantaloon?
 HorusFive: Paliagi?
 Proudboar: @Gekyouryuu Pantagoon
 InconsiderateHat: Arlechino
TriseAlpha: commodia
 Strebenherz: "I'm thinking arbys"
Tempest2097: She was JFK in the comic
 Shurtal: that was Lee Harvey Topazwald
 Gekyouryuu: she WAS JFK
 e_bloc: yes
Tempest2097: The Arby's edit is the only good one.
 calculated_uncertainties: yeah, it's Lister
 EvilBadman: Punchin' Judy is cumedy, got it
TriseAlpha: ooh
 Micalovits: Based
 neisan2112: Heeeell yeah #2
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Local arts is good
 flatluigi: and now you're here for the dessert
 Alex_Frostfire: You have a local opera?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's an Edith Slump answer
 Its_VeeBot: It's the arts!
nyoomgoom: both of these super good
 EricTheOrange: Ian "fuck the arts" horner
 MacbethSeemsSus: Everything's store bought when you think about it
 HorusFive: I can support good local arts
Tempest2097: Local arts sceeeeene!
nyc_mtg: ah yes, small local opera
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 consolecowboy88: hah!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Correct, good for them
 thraximore: HAHAHA
 Rhynerd: Damn, can't start the apocalypse with the bros?
 maybe_games: Its shortened to the pos?
Tempest2097: That's something I would hope any bros I would hang out with wouldn't do.
 Lysander_salamander: 
 HorusFive: At least there's somebody who isn't trying to end the world
 googoltudoris: i think the apocalypse might be the better option at this point
 DrLigmaPhD: Assless robes
 BrowneePointz: cultist robes like those one Stark Trek Tunics
 EvilBadman: Demons in heels
 BrowneePointz: Star*
 Manae: Suddenly Oglaf
 Gekyouryuu: you can't usher in the apocalypse without being a little slutty about it
 swordfishspyke: just beej, okay?
nyoomgoom: incredible
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @googoltudoris I think we are ushering in the apocalypse
 Earthenone: JusyBeej
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaahaha
 Lord_Hosk: maybe a 1 and 3/4 nic instead of a tunic?
nyoomgoom: this one rules
CecilHoshino: JUST MONIKA
 Proudboar: This Is the Same Beej
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Joy_Stix_DragQueen: JUST MONIKA
 SymphonySolstice: #justbeej
 Drasvin: Just Beej
 LeeshaJoy: DDLC vibes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We are Experiencing Beej
Dr_fragenstien: only beej
TriseAlpha: #BeejDrop
 Twilight_Spark: Beejdrop.wav
 Micalovits: ONLY BEEJ
nyc_mtg: cant forget the beej, never never never
 HorusFive:     
 SquareDotCube: Praisy Dukes
 calculated_uncertainties: We need more BEEJ
 benjamin_wheeler: @Shurtal thank you for reminding me of this
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
Yoshi_Gal: Oops all beej
 neisan2112: He's just Beej
 Rhynerd: AH, Doki Doki LoadingReadyRun
 Its_VeeBot: Can someone draw Beej as Monika now
magnetic_opossum: The illusion of Beej
Pompz1: A whole Apocalypse? In this economy?
 Lysander_salamander: amazing
nyoomgoom: what's better than this? beej being beej
 MacbethSeemsSus: I feel like "just beej" will be written over all the moonbase walls.
 pctjoe: lol I wanted but he brought heather
 Vinewood_OG: Never go Full Beej
 Proudboar: We need a new BeejDrop Crapshot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej Drop should come back
 OldManJohnsonMB: Beej remains exactly as ruined as when we started
 consolecowboy88: I’m just a beej on Capitol beej🎵
nyoomgoom: jresus
 Lysander_salamander: mmmm krill
 Redbassist: Finally
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Free food
 DiscordianTokkan: Krocktail
 Arclight_Dynamo: Krill rangoon
 EvilBadman: Just Krillin'
 NewtyNewts: Krill-cktail, is this anything?
 SomebodyNowhere: split the room
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 BrowneePointz: that album still fucks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was really close
Tempest2097: Honestly Blood and Thunder RULES
andysoo89: @tempest2097 different fandom
 EvilBadman: @Tempest2097 You're thinking of Gepetto
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaa
nyoomgoom: awesome
 Joy_Stix_DragQueen: @MacbethSeemsSus all work and just beej makes beej a dull boy
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Lysander_salamander: yes good
  Juliamon: laser. targeted.
 Redbassist: I knew it
Tempest2097: @EvilBadman ... Wasn't that Pinnochio?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What does that mean
 Lysander_salamander: She-ra
nyoomgoom: beautiful
 BrowneePointz: arSHene Lupin the 3rd
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Perfect
 fcloud: lupin reference, ian feels seen (if he didnt write it)
 BrowneePointz: Cori Herbofication
nyoomgoom: omg
 SymphonySolstice: ohgod
 SnackPak_: 
 Lysander_salamander: why
 red_shoes_jeff: LuuuuPIIIIIIIIN!!!
 iris_of_ether: Cameron I almost choked
 Alex_Frostfire: I was not expecting that to be Ian and Cori up against each other, I wanted to see how they'd vote...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Callbacks I see
Tempest2097: Fucking HELL
 ErynTzun: Invisible waste?
 Joy_Stix_DragQueen: this feels like a gag
 EricTheOrange: can't beat the callback
 NotCainNorAbel: Good thing it came in this order
voren_chalco: That's a call-sideways, surely
 e_bloc: the bimbofication of Cori Dickerson by the coward, twitch chat
 MomoNo9: Wait,  we're making it worse worse?
 korvys: The callback in the same game
TriseAlpha: that's what makes that better: dying it green
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Joy_Stix_DragQueen: ooooooh! it was beej
 MacbethSeemsSus: The krill!
Tempest2097: Beej, masterful work.
 thraximore: 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
 Redbassist: Just beej
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Proudboar: The called shot
nyoomgoom: beej ate with this one
Tempest2097: Yoloing it for victory.
 SnackPak_: masterful gambit
 Joy_Stix_DragQueen: INSTANT Callback!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej absolutely ate you
 spethycakes: @nyoomgoom it was a Full Krill
 ContingentCat: And it did daaaamn
 EOstby: Krill shot.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I couldn't vote
 fcloud: these are both unnnnggg
Pinary subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 76 months!
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 NewtyNewts: Debrah's?
 consolecowboy88: you’re a rascal
 Alex_Frostfire: My ears produce an alarming amount anyway...
TriseAlpha: save the ears
Tempest2097: The Eustacean tube needs some work.
 drewm1022: And your sister...I think her name is Debra
 BrowneePointz: the Little Debris in your ears all Zebra Caked up
 flatluigi: jordynne you're welcome (it's up on lrrooc already)
 fcloud: how many debras can fit in your ears, anyway  seems unlikely
 SymphonySolstice: LMAO
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: The second one!
 Proudboar: Ph, so they know cpr
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Perfect
 DiscordianTokkan: The Soak
niccus: all or nothing
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 IbunWest: Right one for the asexuals
 thraximore: the dichotomy
 iris_of_ether:  ?
 Rhynerd: Hyperfuck or no sex? choose wisely
 SomebodyNowhere: ughhh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN WHY
 Joy_Stix_DragQueen: i love a good 4’33” joke
 Viewers_Like_You: "101 tunes to Ace to"
 BrowneePointz: He'd sue you
 NewtyNewts: The sex is all about the atmosphere
 James_the_Dabbler: All or nothing
 KeytarCat: The music is the sound of the listener listening
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 BrowneePointz: Cuz John Cage is an asshole
 Earthenone: you have to finsih at 4:33
niccus: you ever listen to your bedroom noises while doing it?
WriterRaven: lo-fi beats to tell someone you aren't interested
 Proudboar: But are they CPR Certified?
 Vinewood_OG: @WriterRaven 
TriseAlpha: i'm old enough to try to turn that into a Time Warp joke
CecilHoshino: The power of Krill
 MacbethSeemsSus: Krill takes it!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
Tempest2097: Beej Crushing it
 SomebodyNowhere: 
Scarbble: i can't krillieve it
 Lysander_salamander: music to bonk to
 HorusFive: Big Krill wins again
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej crushed this game
 red_shoes_jeff: The Krill Shot!
 darkcyril: Just Beej Being Beej
Sudobyte: just beej being beej
 Redbassist: Beej just beej
Iperithon: Didn't this get predicted at the beginning?
Iperithon: Beej winning this
 couchboyj: Just Beej
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That Krill immediate callback absolutely got you that
TriseAlpha: Beej doing Beej things
Tempest2097: Damn good round
 red_shoes_jeff: JUST BEEJ
 Lysander_salamander: I'm lightheaded from laughing
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 Rhynerd: I tihnk Wheeler was theexpected victory
 iris_of_ether: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: just beej just beej just beej just beej just beej
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 Pywodwagon: buppon
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 pctjoe: beej krilling it
 chaz_existing: All the krill you can eat!
 e_bloc:    
 Earthenone: !patreon
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 BeefcakeEmperor: All the krill you can eat!
 flatluigi: jordynne it's on LRROOC already 
 Rhynerd: but Beej built his own Callback and Krilled it.
 Earthenone: !pride
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 thraximore: I REALLY enjoyed record noises
 Proudboar: Only made it for the end, but now I have a VOD to watch!
 SymphonySolstice: well jacked
 lamina5432: thx for strem gnight 
 HorusFive: 100 Krillin It 100
magnetic_opossum: shrimp
 LordZarano: https://jackbox.tv/gallery/doominate/16af784dab050ffb1ce0a113757a1087
  s1ck1y: @flatluigi 
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 Earthenone: !prime
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 drewm1022: Its how they cover the krill budget.
 CaptainSpam: Look, just give them money!
 Redbassist: !paypal
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 flatluigi: earthdollars.
 Dog_of_Myth: !store
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Tempest2097: Oooh exciting
TheAinMAP: 
 DeM0nFiRe: LoadingReadyLIVEn't
 Viewers_Like_You: If everyone currently watching gave Wheeler five bucks, they'd probably have to line up and he'd have an inconvenient stack of cash to deal with
 EOstby: LoadingReadyLive(ish)
 calculated_uncertainties: Quiz!
 Viewers_Like_You: Ooh, big mid!
 DiscordianTokkan: Eyyyy
 Redbassist: How very mid
 DoodlestheGreat: Gonna be a fun day.
 HorusFive: My life is a LIE!?
 SymphonySolstice: yay quiz!
 Earthenone: remember when you did lives in one day? bi weekly?
TriseAlpha: yay
 Micalovits: Aaahhh, that makes sense
 e_bloc: I feel like with the quiz its kinda obvious
 Rhynerd: Nothing like a Jackbox night to make you laugh your arse off.
 ContingentCat: Yesss
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 Redbassist: Bye lupin the 3rd
WriterRaven: ribbit
 chaz_existing: Goodbye! kind of
 Earthenone: !ppr
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 HorusFive: Thanks for the riot
TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler and his every expanding list of card based games, now in digital AND physical flavours! Game: From the Top) at Tue 01:00 PM PST (16:58 from now).
 SnackPak_: yoooo
 DiscordianTokkan: Yoooo
 Redbassist: Yesss
 BigDaddyBland87: I read that as From the To?
 neisan2112: The controls are jank AF, but its cool.
 Rhynerd: Is there actual beyblading involved?
 ContingentCat: Beyblade card game what
 flatluigi: it's $4 and looks real cool https://store.steampowered.com/app/3585160/From_The_Top/
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hopefully something happens in that game this week
  Juliamon: It's Temu Dead Space
  Juliamon: with cats
 e_bloc: low key prequel to cronos trigger
 DoodlestheGreat: Heavy on the "ish"
 Proudboar: Cat?!
 SymphonySolstice: kity
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Kitty behind Jordynne!
WriterRaven: flerfster
 iris_of_ether:  
 Rhynerd: Adam's taken charge, which is good because it's been a challenging one.
 Redbassist: Lorewin
 EricTheOrange: I do love that game
 flatluigi: they have not
 MacbethSeemsSus: 50+
 flatluigi: there's maybe a secret 51st :shh:
 CaptainSpam: There IS a 51st... but...
 Redbassist: 
 Sethalidos: cat is chargin their lazer
 DoodlestheGreat: Poutine.
 CaptainSpam: Gregory Milk is not happy. 
 Dog_of_Myth: Simic Slam
 Micalovits: Ug! Ug! Ug!
  Juliamon: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 Proudboar: Ready for everyone to play UG Big Mana Lands
 djalternative: special guest the simic slaw
 Pywodwagon: covertgobluegreen
 EvilBadman: Covertgreenblue
Artificer_Evan: crud I missed the stream
 flatluigi: hell yeah rhythm doctor
Artificer_Evan: that what I get for being busy
 SymphonySolstice: itsbeen84years dot gif
 Proudboar: Everyone calls Covertgoblue CGB, but since its MtG shouldn't it be CGU?
 red_shoes_jeff: Oh no
 wiganlass: excellent more Routine with Alex 
 Redbassist: Love doctors, log drivers waltz cover not included
 SymphonySolstice: janessa 
 djalternative: wait. we need to get them some slaw for the simic night
 DeM0nFiRe: nice
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote beej
  LRRbot: Quote #4784: "now we're killing Beej in two ways" —James [2018-03-14]
 Redbassist: Jason!
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   LoadingReadyRun: my original modem handshake tone is a very deep memory 
 Strebenherz: legit through, you had to hear it so many bussing times
   LoadingReadyRun: when I was a kid I didn't know how to mute it, so I would be in the computer room early in the morning while everyone was asleep with my hand over the modem speaker 
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TristalMTG: You could mute it?
 Strebenherz: i learned to walk as quietly as i did to swap the dial-up cable at night <.<
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 Strebenherz: fair, that witchcraft was beyond my ken at the time though.
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