Aceviru: Or a Rent is Due at the beginning of each month
CaptainSpam: I like Juliamon's idea, maybe extended to going full Statler and Waldorf. :D
Juliamon: or just... like, one of those Lorwyn elementals, like Fury
CaptainSpam: Speaking of, give me a Muppets MtG set.
Aceviru: Ben's punch in/punch out card every Tuesday would be Endurance
Juliamon: and Wheel of Fortune right before Let's Nope
Aceviru: Ok now that's a legitimate bit. How has that gotten overlooked
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I used to do that sometimes when I ran tech on TTC. Always fun to pull out a Champion's Victory, Dismal Failure or Saltblast :p
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Nigouki: Ohio
QuixoticScrivener: Hola pre-chat.
Nigouki: !fart
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Juliamon: lrrSIG
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Manae: !next
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Strebenherz: voxlunCarp voxlunCarp voxlunCarp
Nigouki: fun fact: Beej does that jingle live every time
TheWriterAleph: oh hi
Nigouki: war has become...routine? D:
ghyllnox: Dang I forgot Alex likes to go live a tad early
ghyllnox: Sure sounds like it
loufghyslaufey: Sup Routy Touty Teens lrrDOTS ImTyping !??
Nigouki: 2011
Juliamon: You go live 5 minutes before the hour, which is "a tad early"
ghyllnox: I guess everyone else goes live late then?
Juliamon: everyone else except Beej goes live on the hour
ghyllnox: Yeeeee
ghyllnox: Love it when there's a lot of tech going on behind the scenes to make something "normal"
Aceviru: That's the magic of being able to sit and enjoy without knowing. All the hamster wheels going off in the background. Technology, man. It sure does advance.
Nigouki: dealing with extra spicy pixels does seem like a problem for software. I'm not really sure how you're suppose to radiation harden a sensor that's meant to be exposed to function
epsilon_vee: also they have to use like gallium arsenide ccds in the first place because radiation kills regular sillicon ones too fast
Nigouki: why they so grabby
ghyllnox: It does sound like it's just humming to itself until it sees you
Nigouki: could we go back to the robits that give a warning slap first?
SymphonySolstice: big guy is just so fast
SymphonySolstice: by the time you see him you're dead
Aceviru: Can we just go back to having a cat robot. I miss it
spethycakes: where is the phobOS?
SymphonySolstice: narsty
Diabore: damn these monsters live like this? nasty
ghyllnox: I'll take disgusting cistern over being with whatever's upstairs
spethycakes: (phobos and deimos being the greek gods of terror, fear, and panic)
SymphonySolstice: moist horror
ghyllnox: It occurs to me that there's no way there's not also something terrifying down here that makes Mr Grabby look tame
SymphonySolstice: now I need a chart of various horror games ranked by how moist they are
Cptasparagus: pee pee eee? whats that
Nigouki: hehe, wear peepee
SnackPak_: I wasn't issued PPE lrrBEEJ
ghyllnox: Filter's clogged
RebekahWSD: Kowloon Walled City is such a fascinating part of history
Nigouki: so supposedly lunar dust is super abrasive since it's shark from never being eroded. can you imagine how abrasive moon dust slurry would be on any pumps
CaptainSpam: Moon dust: Don't breathe this.
InconsiderateHat: Wow I never thought of that. Asbestos all day long.
Nigouki: Moon dust: let the geologist lick it and tell you.
Aceviru: Moon dust: tastes like blood
RebekahWSD: Water looks amazing
BrindleBoar: open water just sloshing around on the moon seems like a red flag but okay
ButButTheJesus: hi folks, how hard we noping out
SymphonySolstice: beautiful whale song
RebekahWSD: D:
ghyllnox: Oop
QuixoticScrivener: long person
InconsiderateHat: D:
GhostValv: D:
MacbethSeemsSus: lrrSPOOP
BrindleBoar: oh we nopin'
Nigouki: oh gdi
SymphonySolstice: would you love me if I was a worm
TheWriterAleph: somebody drop a babeh?
Nigouki: why it gotta be creepy babies again
WiJohn: Worrying
ButButTheJesus: bwuh?
terrence_too: I love that we didn't even see what was chasing us.
ghyllnox: I'm sure that artifacting is nothing to be concerned about
Nigouki: ok that one was deliberately obvious, why do we have such artifacts in our vision?
QuixoticScrivener: regular space madness, I'm fine
InconsiderateHat: Did longboi just push you down a chute?
InconsiderateHat: Eww more poopy
AugmentingPath: I think Watch and Play is the sewer of the moonbase
ButButTheJesus: #mygodthesmell
Juliamon: There were enough people to justify a shopping mall... their poop had to go *somewhere*
TheMerricat: Wouldn't the '
QuixoticScrivener: now find the nearest place to wash off
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunGeiger wixelsAlien a concrete martian
Cptasparagus: okay hear me out, we fully crush the moon and use it to make an outer shell around Mars
TheMerricat: nice' thing about a sewer on mars would be the lack of an atmosphere and/or temperature for the sewer to smell? :D
ghost_user_1984: Ah yes, the moon.
QuixoticScrivener: @Cptasparagus build a bridge from Phobos to Deimos
DigitalSeahorse: I have arrived with feesh wixelsOFFLINECHAT voxlunCarp
brainbosh: Oh god don't huff moon dust. just breathing glass
niccus: do most canals do that
ghyllnox: Walking into the canal kills you, and it aint quick
DigitalSeahorse: don't drink the water
Toxxick: just tuning in, can someone give me the back of the dvd summary for whats going on?
DigitalSeahorse: "I love you so."
Toxxick: Perfect
Aceviru: no notes
ButButTheJesus: @Toxxick moon's haun----beat me to it
ghost_user_1984: and not just regular haunted
DigitalSeahorse: "So let's dance the night away."
Juliamon: Moon's extremely haunted, also fungus
SymphonySolstice: @Toxxick abandoned moonbase due to a combo of weird haunted fungus, monsters, and also the security system taking over
Nigouki: moon's....lewd?
QuixoticScrivener: @SymphonySolstice A mini Skynet, if you will.
DigitalSeahorse: cwdevaBumpy moon
Twilight_Spark: I wish I was a sporse.
ghost_user_1984: Also like this game IMO has some of the best "computer dying" sound design I've seen in a while.
CaptainSpam: Their research cameras insert a professional nameplate before each recording?
spethycakes: @Juliamon does this track or take away from "the moon is made of cheese" trope?
Nigouki: that pops out eggs doesn it
QuixoticScrivener: is the long boi
SymphonySolstice: wyrm
Twilight_Spark: Tardigrades were a mistake.
DigitalSeahorse: the queen sludge
InconsiderateHat: Ohhhh, wormy was the dead female animal
Cptasparagus: mommy
ButButTheJesus: how cute katesAw
SymphonySolstice: rip
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brainbosh: What is this, Snow White?
SymphonySolstice: skill issue
Twilight_Spark: That's just sad.
Toxxick: Good old War of the Worlds level biological incompatibility
Kipstar: an apple a day! not just for Doctors!
Aceviru: We found its weakness
Nigouki: no touchy touchy fruit of knowledge
DigitalSeahorse: Biblically Accurate Eve
Nigouki: oh good
SymphonySolstice: the shrooms are kickin in
Nigouki: voices are always good
ghyllnox: Yaaaaaaayyy...
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsAlien katesNom
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsOwO
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: we're haunted *cocks pistol*
Earthenone: !yay
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DigitalSeahorse: mowon
QuixoticScrivener: Is the moon haunted, or do we just have CO poisoning?
Aceviru: lrrSHINE
DigitalSeahorse: m wixelsOwO n
spethycakes: m uwu n
SymphonySolstice: he's just so zoomy
ButButTheJesus: ow
ghyllnox: Blat
SnackPak_: that would be an amazing twist
SymphonySolstice: yea
Toxxick: its so clunky!
Nigouki: i really wish "moaning creepily down a long hallway" was an actual job
ghyllnox: OH
SymphonySolstice: the invisible one!
ButButTheJesus: it me, I missed last time
SweetieMemily: and me!
Mazrae: oh butts i hate that, ive missed most of this playthrough, seems creepy enough
DigitalSeahorse: eek
pimiento: hooded19Banactuar
Strebenherz: they went cookie monster on your ass
QuixoticScrivener: maybe the keep protects you from soft locking?
JohnPraw: omg
SymphonySolstice: well that's just rude
Twilight_Spark: That murder came from the moon.
ButButTheJesus: oww oof my bones
CaptainSpam: These creatures just really don't like you.
ghyllnox: Bonk bonk bonk bonk
SymphonySolstice: isn't it back through the cistern?
SymphonySolstice: or am I confusing it
Nigouki: not on the carpet! not on the carpet!
calculated_uncertainties: Cheer100 Cheer1
ThePixelSavage: hey look the crawl space in the hellraiser mansion
AugmentingPath: might be worth checking what the tasks say now that you have level 3
TheMerricat: Is it really the 'wrong' way if the entity was camping the right way? :D
MacbethSeemsSus: shhhh we're sneaking.....
Nigouki: cheeky bricky
Mai_Andra: โ™ซ Let's go out to the lobby~ โ™ช
SymphonySolstice: got there
NewtyNewts: It's a camera, and this is Pokemon Snap On The Moon
ThePixelSavage: well a flash bulb and thos cheeks that are clapping whilst we run away
SymphonySolstice: lmaooo
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
JohnPraw: holy cow
NotCainNorAbel: rude not to hold the door
Nigouki: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ghyllnox: What a place to save
ButButTheJesus: yeesh
GhostValv: jesus
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62MGcobra: they missed the quicktime event for the elevator
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsNOOO wixelsFilm
MacbethSeemsSus: "I swear I'm holding the door" *jams door closed button*
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SymphonySolstice: you didn't
NewtyNewts: You didn't
TheMerricat: you did not save as it was coming up on you. :D
SymphonySolstice: oh we get to shoot the earth again!
JohnPraw: I love the way this game looks. I'm not usually into this kind of thing, but I can't look away.
BrindleBoar: delicious sky blueberry
Cptasparagus: always was
ButButTheJesus: "always has been"
SymphonySolstice: blat
ThePixelSavage: I love the look of this game, but just like Alien isolation it will be impossible for me to actually play it :D
shendaras: In like 3 days that's going to hurt someone
MacbethSeemsSus: Sun starts flickering
Juliamon: My question is... is that really Earth?
NewtyNewts: @shendaras Nah, it'll miss. He wasn't tracking ahead enough
ButButTheJesus: fun bouncy time, they said
shendaras: At least the surface of the moon is nice?
e_bloc: also they pay in moon rocks as a type of scrip
niccus: you look at earth and you get a little pixel noise and visual snow
InconsiderateHat: I mean, if it lives on the moon...
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ghyllnox: It does sound a little like it's struggling to breathe the environment in the moonbase
NewtyNewts: I mean, if it's a moon native, it probably doesn't?
Aceviru: The retirement benefits sounded amazing at the time
ThePixelSavage: those arent snacks this is the key bowl at the swinger party
SnackPak_: oops
NotCainNorAbel: The homer simpsons method
MacbethSeemsSus: Have snacks, but must remove helmet to eat snacks.
Nigouki: door opens and there's like 5 of the tall dudes in party hats SURPRISE!
NewtyNewts: I thought robots were only in part 1/2?
terrence_too: I think you were going to save, since your last one is in the other base?
BrindleBoar: Dead Space's single greatest contribution to the medium
ButButTheJesus: was it the rifle in Alien that was made to sound like screaming or something?
AugmentingPath: Find the doors and break on through to the other side
terrence_too: Yeah, the rifle was a resampled scream, I think.
BrindleBoar: I'd say Aliens rifles make more of a squeal? But I can see that.
ThePixelSavage: @BrindleBoar isnt it more of a snarl?
Nigouki: I wonder if you can find a CRT tube that you can repackage into that size. All the ones I've seen with a screen that size usually require so much more volume of other components
BrindleBoar: I would say it's more of a squeal, like a startled elephant kind of sound, but I don't know what it was sampled from, or what the intent is, or how other people experience it.
ghyllnox: \o/
QuixoticScrivener: gigitty?
JKBalch: Pruning time
ButButTheJesus: Prong. Aligned. This is not a drill.
ThePixelSavage: @BrindleBoar its was sampled from layering several real life guns over each other
Toxxick: Hey, this white tree we keep walking by...isnt that where the beached whale was...?
SymphonySolstice: I think we did
ThePixelSavage: @Toxxick that is no way to talk about the king of Gondor!
NewtyNewts: wait what
DigitalSeahorse: katesFat wixelsChonk
AugmentingPath: @ThePixelSavage Fact Check: Gondor has no king, Gondor needs no king
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm glad Alex has gotten to play a good game these past few weeks after surviving Code Violet
ButButTheJesus: suddently, Salmon crayola
Toxxick: ok SHodan...
ThePixelSavage: @AugmentingPath *sensually devours tomato*
kdefinition: is this just bloodeborne
NewtyNewts: Imaging 1 was to get in here, right?
e_bloc: so I could fuck the moon for 72 hours
JKBalch: The best stories have something wrong with the moon
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NewtyNewts: It's where The Wizard is, right?
DigitalSeahorse: "Are you a prong?"
ButButTheJesus: prawnge? katesCheck
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsFilm
JKBalch: What's that John Scalzi book where the moon turns into cheese?
TheMerricat: @JKBalch When the Moon Hits your Eye.
ThePixelSavage: no kink shaming Alex
NewtyNewts: I thought they looked like laser emitters for a grid of some variety
Nigouki: oh no, are we gonna wake it up by echo blasting it?
Nigouki: WELL THAT'S NEVER GOOD
SymphonySolstice: hm
MacbethSeemsSus: Ripening and Induction? No
NewtyNewts: That's concerning
Thefluffiestguineapig: Damnit I'm late!
shendaras: I'm not sure I would go to the ripening and induction terminal..
Toxxick: for the Apples. RIGHT?!
TheMerricat: That's not our madness speaking, surely.
BrindleBoar: oh boy I love fruit
ghyllnox: So we're going to... help it. Give birth.
WiJohn: Doesn't sound great
NewtyNewts: Gotta go back and turn on the power!
SkylerRingtail: With how much we've surely been sweating in that suit, we're probably already quite ripe!
Aceviru: @Thefluffiestguineapig Just in time for the ripening
Thefluffiestguineapig: What have I missed so far
CaptainSpam: Um, yes? What, do you think they're going to be doing their ripening and induction from the toilet?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Aceviru I'm sorry I hate that term
NewtyNewts: Also, wasn't that door closed earlier?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we ripening? Are we ripening something else? If they also mention a quickening I say NOPE
SymphonySolstice: @Thefluffiestguineapig we went through a nasty sewer, back outside (and shot the earth AND the sun), and now we've aligned some prongs and now need to go the the....ripening terminal
NotCainNorAbel: sergeCanal sergeCanal sergeCanal
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SymphonySolstice ..........OH GOOD
Sethalidos: Is the Moon about to give birth?
ButButTheJesus: this is my canal? it was made for me?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sethalidos Or us?
DoodlestheGreat: We'll head 'em off at The Pass.
ThePixelSavage: you know what ... guess the mon IS haunted
ThePixelSavage: *moon
Nigouki: we're at least a half dozen moments in where Laurence Fishburne's character in Event Horizon goes "We're leaving."
Aceviru: @Thefluffiestguineapig We are still being chased. There's at least 2 creatures living here (or were living at the time), and moons still haunted. Also, we found out that one choked on an apple.
ThePixelSavage: @Nigouki great movie
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThePixelSavage *cocks shotgun* moon's haunted. *cocks Gauss rifle *computer's more haunted*
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there an ass door? Did you just say you should have gone through the door that was an ass?
NewtyNewts: @Thefluffiestguineapig *degausses gun* the gun's haunted too
DigitalSeahorse: head it off at the pass
MacbethSeemsSus: Why do we even have a Ripening and Induction department?
DigitalSeahorse: fan
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NewtyNewts If it's less haunted I'll take it at this point. Right now it's a matter of level of haunting
ButButTheJesus: give yourself a really close shave
ThePixelSavage: this whole section looks like its in need of a heavy flaming
NewtyNewts: Maybe those are the ripening section
ButButTheJesus: the Gillette Mach 20
Thefluffiestguineapig: Good question next question
ghyllnox: Looks like that's the case
SymphonySolstice: moon shrooms
DigitalSeahorse: spikey
terrence_too: Are we ripe yet?
ghyllnox: Are *we* the baby?
NewtyNewts: Is that UV?
SymphonySolstice: hm.
NewtyNewts: Yes, or Yes?
Juliamon: welp
Nigouki: NOPE
ghyllnox: Amniotic. Great.
SkylerRingtail: We're gonna make a baby!
NotCainNorAbel: seabatCHOICE
CaptainSpam: Welp, it's your choice!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Don't worry about it
NightValien28: totally normal procedure
Cptasparagus: reverse amniocentisis
ButButTheJesus: HOW BOUT NO
DigitalSeahorse: amniotic brine
ThePixelSavage: the blue light we ran through before was Cherenkov light
JKBalch: Huh looks like we get to be a dad?
Twilight_Spark: Please never use the word "ripen" again thanks.
ThePixelSavage: we cooked
NewtyNewts: So... what exactly are we brining?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Twilight_Spark Unless it's about tomatoes for delicious sandwiches
JKBalch: I hope that turns into a door
Juliamon: I assume "ripen" refers to the "fruiting bodies" stage of life we read about last time
ButButTheJesus: bwuh
ThePixelSavage: who designs and builds a station like this ... even under optimal conditions this is creepy af
CaptainSpam: Are we blowing up the moon?
niccus: i guess you got the instruction to a fruit
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThePixelSavage Good question, next question
SkylerRingtail: I meannnn...
Twilight_Spark: God at least it would all be over conclusively.
CaptainSpam: The game has to tell us if we're blowing up the moon.
gualdhar: hey, no moon shaming
ButButTheJesus: lunar shoggoth
NewtyNewts: Biggest fan
Thefluffiestguineapig: Well the moon is destroyed then
dougma: wasn't that a Dr. Who episode?
Thefluffiestguineapig: So it's only good for the creature it births, because the moon is destroyed
CaptainSpam: @dougma Wasn't that a Doctor Who episode everyone *hated*?
DigitalSeahorse: without the Earth the moon would be on it's own path until it falls into some other planet's orbit
WiJohn: @CaptainSpam Does it count as blowing up if a moon baby comes out?
SymphonySolstice: bro
NewtyNewts: Jumpscared!
ghyllnox: Now: That
Thefluffiestguineapig: If the task isn't the RE7 task of "Get out of _____" then this need FUCK
Strebenherz: LOL
BusTed: It's an ipad baby
Aceviru: Aww it wanted to watch LRR
DigitalSeahorse: content
SkylerRingtail: You have control
Thefluffiestguineapig: man I got got so bad
ButButTheJesus: YES GO TO THE STORE
CaptainSpam: Aw, damnit, he's into unboxing videos. Just let us die.
NewtyNewts: Can you make it play?
MacbethSeemsSus: This is called doomscrolling
Aceviru: lrrSHINE
DigitalSeahorse: make it go!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Like share and subscribe
NightValien28: ahahahaha
Cptasparagus: you had to turn on Bluey
DeM0nFiRe: Cant believe he forgot to dingle the bingle
Strebenherz: great improv
NightValien28: oh this is great
Nigouki: were we supposed to press play?
Vinewood_OG: Couldn't skip the ads.
JKBalch: What if you already had your screen time for today
HadesLeprechaun: feel like you have control here
WiJohn: Try to use the tool
AugmentingPath: Can you turn on the screen?
NightValien28: let him watch peppa pig
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm confused, do we need to turn it on for him/ them?
JKBalch: Now it's a touch screen?
Cptasparagus: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah it just wants to watch videos of its mom
DigitalSeahorse: the babysitter TV
Strebenherz: PLZ NO
NewtyNewts: Were those meant to be the relaxing videos for rehabilitating the affected from that one recording?
Vinewood_OG: Gotta watch Wapner
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would rather not imagine it if possible thanks
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsDrama wixelsPuke
Thefluffiestguineapig: I've had a nosebleed and severe nasal discharge inside a surgical mask, does that count?
NewtyNewts: It totally paused the last few times
CaptainSpam: I thought we learned the first stream that it does not, in fact, pause.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did you save?
NotCainNorAbel: jlrrDance3
MacbethSeemsSus: Hopefully they're running a Bluey marathon
ghyllnox: Sounds like a live mic fyi
TheMerricat: @CaptainSpam So spoilers - it won't matter. :D
Thefluffiestguineapig: And are we away from the robits that ranched us the first time
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat Last time we learned if we save close to this point at least when we get got we don't have to redo as much
Thefluffiestguineapig: Genuinely in RE7 that's one of my favorite video game goals. Literally listed as "Get out of the House" which is perfect
ghyllnox: Oh no we heard all your secrets
Thefluffiestguineapig: The secret that you stood up and then came back into the room
JKBalch: Wasn't this open space last time?
Sogheim: best idea
ghyllnox: Nice striations
Cptasparagus: serge would be proud
ghyllnox: And fungus
dougma: sergeCanal
NewtyNewts: Was just about to ask, why isn't Serge joining for this part?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam and Ben would be proud of this idea
TheMerricat: @Thefluffiestguineapig So this is why I mentioned it wouldn't matter. :D
ghyllnox: -You Died-
Thefluffiestguineapig: And got so far?
NewtyNewts: And then john was the moon fungus
Thefluffiestguineapig: And in the end? Did it even matter?
JKBalch: Hats off to the new mother
DigitalSeahorse: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
MacbethSeemsSus: Moon baby!
ghyllnox: "Thanks for the space suit idiot"
Nigouki: we ARE the baby!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we doing fetal pose?
NewtyNewts: moonbebe
Thefluffiestguineapig: The international symbol for "baby" in art that has somehow been agreed upon
ButButTheJesus: aeiou, aeiou, uhhhhhhhhh
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Sogheim: art
NewtyNewts: uuuuuuuuuuuuu
ghyllnox: OH
Nigouki: I remember this Dark Souls boss arena
MacbethSeemsSus: The moon's hollow? Graham and Paul were right!
ghyllnox: Ball!
NewtyNewts: Fungal clump?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's different, is this the plasmium area?
JKBalch: Yeah, prepare to roll
BrindleBoar: free demon core
SnackPak_: lrrCIRCLE
dougma: so..... is this supposed to represent us traveling up the canal into the womb?
kdefinition: they're just holding it for a friend, don't worry about it
NotCainNorAbel: It might just be the meatball that rolled away
ButButTheJesus: O R B
ghyllnox: E G G
ButButTheJesus: am i you
dougma: feel like we are watching a kubrik film
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we pondering something?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @dougma Or one of Warhol's less comprehensible films
MacbethSeemsSus: Starting to think taking that edible before putting on the suit was a bad idea.
ghyllnox: Oh it's the thing! On the sistene (?) chapel!
AugmentingPath: Yeah, this is based on Kubrick's "Moon Landing"
Nigouki: it is rather fascinating just how much impact 2001 has
NewtyNewts: Become moon alien fungus with me
dougma: Okief
AugmentingPath: It's a joke, conspiracy theorists claim Kubrick faked the moon landing
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby canal
NewtyNewts: This could probably use a flashing lights warning
Strebenherz: flashing warning
SkylerRingtail: "Contractions" is a word choice
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why contractions?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Its geological, so it should be seismic terminology
Mushbie: @AugmentingPath he did, but in classic Kubrick fashion he insisted on doing it on location :p
ghyllnox: "Contraction events"
dougma: ok, contractions, canal... yea....
AugmentingPath: @Mushbie It was cheaper than doing it all with special effects anyway
BrindleBoar: happy birthday to youuuu
TheMerricat: We ate them chat.
NewtyNewts: So is this the epilogue, mostly tell don't show?
Mushbie: @AugmentingPath absolutely
JKBalch: That escalated faster than the first time
ghyllnox: \o/
Thefluffiestguineapig: I also get big Expanse vibes from this
NewtyNewts: And some redactions on the flowers... hm
DoodlestheGreat: It was a picture of a pony.
SnackPak_: huh
NewtyNewts: oh hey, more ga- oh.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Especially the first book
dougma: ok then
SymphonySolstice: neat
NightValien28: huzzah?!
DeM0nFiRe: Croll Redits
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
shendaras: seabatClap
Sogheim: sequel when?
SkylerRingtail: Not entirely sure what to make of it all
TheMerricat: Congratulations Alex! You finished a routine video game.
Mushbie: @NewtyNewts I think those were transmission cutouts, not redactions
MacbethSeemsSus: The ending went very 2001 Space Odyssey
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this implying New Game plug?
niccus: that's some short core credits
ButButTheJesus: tangentially, y'all ever seen Apollo 18?
Nigouki: oh good, "The Moon" is a part of the cast
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsAlien
kdefinition: Excuse me, someone played John Cooper and THE MOON?
JKBalch: This was fun to watch, definitely feels like second time through would be different
Thefluffiestguineapig: This seems like a great game for sure
Strebenherz: see you in 2036? :P
TheMerricat: @SkylerRingtail Short version of the story, we were called in to toubleshoot the AI that was killing people after they discovered a secret lab experiment post moon-quake. Everyone died. The people running the lab sent a team to try to recover their research. Everyone died. :D
Thefluffiestguineapig: I wonder about a second playthrough
Strebenherz: oh god
Thefluffiestguineapig: Merciful gods
Strebenherz: wonder if they had to deal with the unity bs
Nigouki: I think part of it was "oh shit we dropped a baller of a trailer and now people have super high expectations"
Strebenherz: i mean having to remake it to avoid the unity charge
Nigouki: oh good, peak ACAB bots
ghyllnox: Teeth - essential for riot suppression
Strebenherz: btw there's apparently a planned/possible makeship IC plushie
TheMerricat: They started on Unreal 4? 3? And had to bump up a version.
shendaras: I'm not sure riot suppression is a good reason to have teeth =(
QuixoticScrivener: speedrun
Cptasparagus: all computers are bots
NewtyNewts: Eh, you've got time on the stream still
Thefluffiestguineapig: No idea, i'm curious is the thing
DoodlestheGreat: But not all bots are computers?
TheMerricat: No New Game Plus content according to the internet.
QuixoticScrivener: go back to our nice safe robots
MacbethSeemsSus: According to wikipedia they started on Unreal 3...
NewtyNewts: At least we get to go visit IC
calculated_uncertainties: Back to the cats!
Strebenherz: i'll pop you the link, the makeship campaign has yet to fire, but apparently they got enough of a petition for it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Any other games you want to play on the powerful PC that your home computer can't run?
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsFilm
HadesLeprechaun: frankly, with the development hell it went through, it's shocking it turned out as well as it did
Thefluffiestguineapig: @HadesLeprechaun And that they took the time and delayed it to make it what they wanted
Sethalidos: wiat what?
Thefluffiestguineapig: In this day and age stopping and taking a breath and not caving to people on the internet screaming and rushing is a huge achievement
Sethalidos: I stepped away for a few minutes why are we in Chapter 1 again?
ButButTheJesus: @Sethalidos we finished
Aceviru: @Sethalidos We credits
ghyllnox: @Sethalidos Because we have an hour and a half left in stream
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sethalidos We finished the game and are restarting to see it
HadesLeprechaun: knowing how it starts, we can probably get to adorable robot in like <15 mins!
HadesLeprechaun: the one in the shop area
CptMurphey: probably wouldn't hav eyour save
CptMurphey: ye
MacbethSeemsSus: According to an IGN article with the developer, they started making it but had to stop for money reasons. Once things were stable they picked things back up in 2020.
terrence_too: This also feels a bit similar to Still Wakes the Deep, at least in terms of the industrial environment and deeply real feeling environment.
CptMurphey: executed immediately for answering 1 on a corp survey
ButButTheJesus: โ™ช our robot friend โ™ช
NewtyNewts: Wasn't it your ID #?
HadesLeprechaun: no, that's for later
Strebenherz: time to make an ic cosplay for my amiga monitor
NewtyNewts: Dang, confused which one was which
HadesLeprechaun: if you found the code, it'll show up on the wall screen
HadesLeprechaun: the ID in the shopping sector wants your chest ID
NewtyNewts: Open, sassafrass
Thefluffiestguineapig: I genuinely wonder if we are just a space suit filled with fungus
shendaras: Which one would you like, lime or peach?
SymphonySolstice: it would be an interesting experiment to see how building degredation does or does not progress in a non-atmospheric environment
NewtyNewts: Could you do both things in either order then?
HadesLeprechaun: nah he's next to the desk
NewtyNewts: Little further in
SymphonySolstice: :D
Aceviru: HERE!!
ButButTheJesus: FRIEND
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsCute wixelsCute wixelsCute wixelsCute
BusTed: iC lrrHEART
Thefluffiestguineapig: BEST ROBOT
HadesLeprechaun: and then you try to put in your ID, it fails, you call him back over, and gives you the walk to the ladder
Strebenherz: FRIEND
NewtyNewts: Bro-bot, more like
7gorobei: companion cube adjacent friend
ButButTheJesus: he wibble-waddle
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsCute wixelsFilm wixelsShucks
Gaelan_Maestro: i wnt box friend
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsOwO yo
Sethalidos: frien
Strebenherz: THE ANGY EYES
ButButTheJesus: HIMB FACE katesHug
SymphonySolstice: >: o
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsSnuggle wixelsSnuggle wixelsSnuggle
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsBlush wixelsBlush wixelsBlush
BrindleBoar: | _ |
Thefluffiestguineapig: benginLUL
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsWiggle wixelsWiggle
DigitalSeahorse: hambaLove
BrindleBoar: sassy little guys
JadedCynic: agreed
Strebenherz: perfect
NewtyNewts: Robots that speak like WALL-e
Thefluffiestguineapig: Absolutely, sassy robots that will still help you and have common sense
QuixoticScrivener: can we keep it safe this time?
HadesLeprechaun: best little robot
DigitalSeahorse: hehehe
JadedCynic: they stay well out of the Uncanny Valley, and we're still fine with that
AugmentingPath: Did we ever learn who Jackie was?
DigitalSeahorse: dawwww
JKBalch: Thank you escort-bot
HadesLeprechaun: not....a ladder....!
BusTed: not a fan of heights
DigitalSeahorse: hambaLove wixelsCute wixelsBlush
Aceviru: o/
shendaras: lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: IC we love you.
Thefluffiestguineapig: IC also probably knows about the horrible riot suppression robots
DigitalSeahorse: impromptu REPO with chat?
ghyllnox: Does your hat stay gaffed, or is it just gaffed for streams?
DigitalSeahorse: gnomes!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or we could do Lies of Penguin?
SymphonySolstice: did you beat the horse boss last time?
SymphonySolstice: nice
DigitalSeahorse: cwdevaBLAP cwdevaHowdy tootYay
MAPBoardgames: Yes?
Thefluffiestguineapig: We climbed that weird song Depression thing
NewtyNewts: Both is still an option
MacbethSeemsSus: Toilets can be platforms
MAPBoardgames: lrrGARBO
Thefluffiestguineapig: Porque no los dos?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
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DigitalSeahorse: those are no IC
SymphonySolstice: oh no they can flip
DigitalSeahorse: catte
DigitalSeahorse: get tired
Thefluffiestguineapig: What was the dialogue when we picked up that tire? And what do tires do?
Juliamon: We crashed into that guy's car and have to find the tires
Thefluffiestguineapig: That makes about as much sense dialogue wise as the horse boss powered by a lady in a swim cap
Juliamon: it's challenging, but not unfairly so
Strebenherz: yes
ToppHat: insta-death spikes?
Strebenherz: they're exactly that
MAPBoardgames: Spiked it in the 'end zone'?
SymphonySolstice: touching the side kills you
Commodore_Perry_GG: the ones what you touch and go blooo blooo bloooo
Strebenherz: explode your butthole spikes
AugmentingPath: this game seems to have megaman-a-lot-of-things
DigitalSeahorse: even touch the flared base and dead
MAPBoardgames: No. Because you have a cool hat.
Aceviru: Spikes so sharp it makes my cheddar look dull
Juliamon: I think they might show up in your inventory?
DigitalSeahorse: hat
DigitalSeahorse: it's too bad the hats don't stack for more lives
SymphonySolstice: hm
ghyllnox: Love that the vending machine says "Worp"
MacbethSeemsSus: oh my
JadedCynic: *smirk*
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Nigouki: first the DS shrooms beat us up and now these try to seduce us?
DigitalSeahorse: there's a masculine mushroom too
MAPBoardgames: @DigitalSeahorse That's most mushrooms
DigitalSeahorse: mushroom mushroom
DigitalSeahorse: weeeee weeeee
DigitalSeahorse: I was just watching hamster escapes creative looking mazes
DigitalSeahorse: irl
DigitalSeahorse: on youtube
ghyllnox: Came down here to die
DigitalSeahorse: someone did a minecraft maze
Thefluffiestguineapig: Watching rats solve puzzles is actually amazing
DigitalSeahorse: yeah
DigitalSeahorse: and wixelsCute katesNotes
SymphonySolstice: lrrGARBO
DigitalSeahorse: weee
ghyllnox: \o/
DigitalSeahorse: wooo
DigitalSeahorse: katesEyes katesSpace
SymphonySolstice: please do not stick tires insode your body
Strebenherz: WHAT
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsThumbsUp
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsRock
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
SnackPak_: rad
SymphonySolstice: omgg
Juliamon: L M A O
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this Christine?
ButButTheJesus: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
JadedCynic: that's a hekuva health bar.
ButButTheJesus: I LOVE IT
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsLookUp
JadedCynic: wait...
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup this is Christine
DigitalSeahorse: oh you shoot the power bar
RatherLargeToad: ah, you must attack its life points directly
JadedCynic: can we just kill it by literally shooting the health bar?
MacbethSeemsSus: oh hey, subocean
DigitalSeahorse: neato
Thefluffiestguineapig: And how do we get our UFO back?
ghyllnox: So, once it gets to the bit that's behind us, then what
DigitalSeahorse: this Texan car filled with Exxon petrol
Juliamon: I guess at that point we just shoot the car
JadedCynic: @ghyllnox shooting the car does also hurt it
ghyllnox: Gotcha, didn't realize that
pimiento: also we don't have to only shoot the end of the bar
MacbethSeemsSus: Serpentine!
DigitalSeahorse: unhorn this horndog
DigitalSeahorse: pew pew pew
Aceviru: So would it be called horsepower or bullpower
DigitalSeahorse: woops
DigitalSeahorse: yes
ghyllnox: Staying behind the car seems like pro strats
Nigouki: yep, seems you can hit the health bar anywhere
DigitalSeahorse: does holding the button down autofire?
SymphonySolstice: hitbox too big I think
SymphonySolstice: yea
Juliamon: yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: We're doing the science
Juliamon: ooh a ramming attack
Mashamino: boo, games have evolved beyond mashing
SymphonySolstice: hitting the car doesn't actually do damage, wow
ghyllnox: \o/
Juliamon: oh, I guess the ramming was phase 2
DigitalSeahorse: hambaCheer hambaCheer hambaCheer
pimiento: tqsCheer
Aceviru: Ole!
SymphonySolstice: hi herman
SymphonySolstice: still some rooms back there
DigitalSeahorse: hambaThrow
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsHide
DigitalSeahorse: cwdevaDance
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
Gekyouryuu: ah, I'm guessing we finished Routine?
DigitalSeahorse: we visited IC again after the end
Gekyouryuu: cool to see more of this. this game looked rad
Juliamon: yeah, you just missed a boss battle (way easier than the horse was)
DigitalSeahorse: maybe that's a jump on car to get hat
ghyllnox: Do you perhaps have to stand on the little box in the corner
Thefluffiestguineapig: Does this look like of like one of those city carpets to anyone else?
ghyllnox: @Thefluffiestguineapig Absolutely
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
pimiento: nerd plumbers
DigitalSeahorse: plungers
DigitalSeahorse: just take the plunge!
pimiento: that's what they want you to think
DigitalSeahorse: depending on which one
QuixoticScrivener: file them under Hank Hill
HadesLeprechaun: depends on the trade I think, but like, probably right in the middle
pimiento: try being a carpenter and not having solid foundational maths
pimiento: not fun!
DigitalSeahorse: if you're drawing blueprints you're a drafting nerd
SymphonySolstice: I have a friend who's an HVAC tech who's a giant nerd
ghyllnox: My grandfather who died before I was born was a plumber, and I'm given to understand it's a job that depends on networking as much as competency
RatherLargeToad: jock jams still exist OSFrog
QuixoticScrivener: I work with wood scientists and engineers. Those folk are nerds.
DigitalSeahorse: jock jam seems like something you don't want in your jockstrap
kdefinition: I was pondering the current social organization of 'The Youth" last night and how online media seems, to me, to have greatly homogenized it.
Mashamino: dolphinDodge
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi @loadingreadyrun Alex! How goes the fletchings?
neisan2112: Yea I see it
thedepthandbreadthofseth: It reminds me of 50% of C list NES titles, but I've only seen a couple minutes so far.
DigitalSeahorse: grandparents live on through me!
DigitalSeahorse: and my drawings
Juliamon: I shouldn't laugh, but I laughed
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SymphonySolstice: you were going up before
DigitalSeahorse: cwdevaO7 cwdevaDance
DigitalSeahorse: hambaThrow hambaThrow hambaThrow
thedepthandbreadthofseth: So, have we collected any cool feathers? Is there a big pile of flint for us to knap? What kinds of woods are we using for shafts?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: The quest to be a fletcher is daunting, but righteous.
mikia55: Im so glad Mat is in chat
DigitalSeahorse: you can shoot those?
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsWiggle
ghyllnox: I do like the frames that are split, with two separate paths visible
DigitalSeahorse: if only you could shoot downward
SymphonySolstice: whoops
DigitalSeahorse: feck
DigitalSeahorse: yay hat
DigitalSeahorse: hambaThrow
ghyllnox: \o/
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsDance hambaFlop hambaCheer
ghyllnox: LUL
Mashamino: oh
SymphonySolstice: wow
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also what is his wig made of?
MAPBoardgames: Are YOU going to tell him his hair is silly?
ghyllnox: "I'm not afraid of you." "Oh, okay, have a shark then"
dougma: shorts and hair I think... got the shorts already
DigitalSeahorse: he's so cool he's got Ed the sock's hair
DigitalSeahorse: hmmmmm
dougma: yea, shorts and hair, the green stuff
DigitalSeahorse: katesNotes cwdevaNotes
Mashamino: D:
SymphonySolstice: I see
DigitalSeahorse: and wig
DigitalSeahorse: shoot his tupe
DigitalSeahorse: toupe
Inkymouse: I think it's a bathing cap?
Mashamino: ahhhh
DigitalSeahorse: toupee*
Inkymouse: I mean that would be the more radical option
Gekyouryuu: it's a swim cap, no?
JKBalch: Shoot the rainbow, undress the rainbow
sephyhallow: "And he's so tall" Babe do you have a crush on the shark that's trying to scrundle you?
DigitalSeahorse: they're a GreenDay fan
SymphonySolstice: large lad
Thefluffiestguineapig: His health bar is his trunks and hat? That's adorable
DigitalSeahorse: green yellow orange red violet blue?
JKBalch: Can we switch out the cowboy hat for good hair
DigitalSeahorse: pink
Juliamon: No, they just disappear fast when it's nekkid
SymphonySolstice: new strat!
DigitalSeahorse: speaking of pink I've been watching old school Pink Panther cartoons
2 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsBoop
Thefluffiestguineapig: So his trunks change color then we destroy them
Sethalidos: huh stoplight colors
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsBite
DigitalSeahorse: hambaThrow
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SymphonySolstice: getting closer
Sethalidos: 87555555555555555555785/
Sethalidos: ugh sorry cat on keyboard
Aceviru: yup figured lol
DigitalSeahorse: I think he would
SymphonySolstice: oh no it keeps going
pimiento: dang it that was probably death throes
TheAinMAP: sharkf11THINK
kingrilz3rd: maybe stay on middle platform for burp attk
DigitalSeahorse: hambaCheer hambaCheer hambaCheer
pimiento: in quest of fletcher, shark jump you
kingrilz3rd: wooo nice
LeokadiaBosko: There's a lot weird going on with that hair
ghyllnox: Love how it's relatively trivial to get the shark's pants off
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LeokadiaBosko Weird? In this game? NO
SymphonySolstice: it's true
Thefluffiestguineapig: Using those as a weak spot/ lives is very good (meaning the wig/swim trunks) but I am confused how many lives this thing has
Nenluen: one assumes 3, gren yellow, red
SymphonySolstice: there's a last stage after red
Juliamon: I think the three clothing sets are phase 1, and the jumping is phase 2
pimiento: hooded19Sad
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsO
DigitalSeahorse: wixelsUgh
ghyllnox: Sleep on it, absorb what you've learned
Juliamon: Very cool boss tho
SymphonySolstice: cool shark
SymphonySolstice: omg
Thefluffiestguineapig: Amazing
Aceviru: Slay
ghyllnox: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Nigouki: 10/10 game
SymphonySolstice: thanks alex!
DigitalSeahorse: hambaClap
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
Gekyouryuu: have a good night, Alex
shendaras: lrrHEART
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
DigitalSeahorse: hambaLove cwdevaLove
Strebenherz: Cheer200 *incoherent gnome garbling*
Juliamon: Sunday is as far as is updated
Juliamon: waiting for James to come back
DigitalSeahorse: Alex has new stickers on his etsy
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
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Juliamon: This is all dummy entries
Aceviru: Maybe a cereal tier list
Juliamon: see what I said before
Sethalidos: James is gone
Juliamon: James does the schedule and he's "offline"
Vinewood_OG: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Aceviru: <3
ghyllnox: Well they're a little generic but they're presumably at least mostly accurate still
TheAinMAP: lrrAWESOME
ghyllnox: No thanks I'm good LUL
DigitalSeahorse: cwdevaBongo
DigitalSeahorse: fayrenTappy
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
DigitalSeahorse: thankies!
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
Aceviru: TY for streaming!
DigitalSeahorse: new stickies
shendaras: seabatClap
Strebenherz: Spaceshipping is great and if ya haven't read it, i recommend checkin it out. Alex does space comic good
ghyllnox: Should also read Space Shipping (NSFW) (It's good)
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: stickers that will stick it to em!