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James_the_Dabbler: @BrowneePointz Milo’s Law: If a bad thing can happen it will. Fugi’s Law: If you don’t have enough, double it. Cole’s Law: Cabbage and shredded carrot with some dressing
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all
Painfully_Dyslexic: do we know who's playing tonight?
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Shurtal: Two of my favorite magic colors, letsgooooooo
Juliamon: We know at least one person
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Painfully_Dyslexic I would assume CGB
James_the_Dabbler: Covert Green-Blue?
oneala: @Shurtal there’s gonna be so much value this evening.
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Spades_Slicc: Imagine if someone brings Wheeler's deck from the mono U night
circusofkirkus: Simic Linings time
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MegaDosX: Time for some Simic uncommons
IbunWest:
PBlackcoat: It's that cgb? Hell yeah
CrossXhunteR: !ppr
MegaDosX: Oh shit CGB
Molator: oh hello
idontgetmyrealname: hey cgb
RatherLargeToad: CGB…G
MegaDosX: CGB walking out of the doorway to the dinosaur realm
lamina5432: CBG LRR corrispondant
pleonasticTautology: hi CovertGoSimic!
pleonasticTautology: hi everyone
Juliamon: cgbsickos dot png
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Commodore_Perry_GG: How was that cask of amontillado?
smurfomancer: CovertGreenBlue
raulghoulia: livin that Quandrix life!
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e_bloc:
Kathleen? this isn't Dimir night 
threekoboldinatrenchcoat: o hey its cgb
Wonderdoc: I thought for a moment Graham shaved and wore contacts
Dog_of_Myth:
niccus: covertgonegreen
MegaDosX: Kool Aid CGB
Spades_Slicc: Nelson walking home sadly, holding his own teeth
e_bloc: oh you have growth spiral too? weird
northos: I look forward to there being 30 total lands in play by turn 4
MegaDosX: To be fair, there's a surprising amount of variance of gameplan one can do in Commander with SImic, even if its real strength is ramping and card draw
BrowneePointz: Simic is very, very, VERY different in commander
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: #PaulIsAWizard
e_bloc: especially with lands
Aceviru: Hello
oneala: @northos seems a little low 😂
AugmentingPath: Yes, that's god
MegaDosX: Impressive, gang
BrowneePointz: Simic is probably one of the deepest color pairs in commander as far as mechanics/themes go
e_bloc: plains? did Serge build your deck?
Juliamon: turns out green and blue are really good at lots of things
e_bloc:
oneala: @e_bloc serge doesn’t put basics in his commander decks!
IbunWest: That's the button I got with my last order.
e_bloc:
@oneala 
oneala: well he does if he remembers them lol
TabbyLavalamp: Just got here and it looks like it's LRR's worst possible Commander show.
BrowneePointz: is it the Ryan Yee misty?
ShaneLeeAtk: You assume I have cards. Brave
southern_woodsman: I mean, isn't Simic the most broken pair in Magic?
e_bloc: love it
MegaDosX: Outstanding
BrowneePointz: ah no they're the Livia Primia sleeves
smurfomancer: @southern_woodsman I mean, if you combine ancient busted blue and modern busted green, yeah kinda
e_bloc: didnt see anything
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
BrowneePointz: @southern_woodsman it's probably still Dimir but Simic is right in second
MegaDosX: Naturally
MegaDosX:
e_bloc: you want to cast growth spiral every turn?
stippledotter: "Lots of things"
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I missed, who is her Commander?
TheAwkes: What about me?
MegaDosX: What a flex
Sage0fMadness: Nothing but love for our genderswapped Paul Bunyan
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
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LRRbot: Arwen Undómiel [GU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/2] | Whenever you scry, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {4}{G}{U}: Scry 2.
James_the_Dabbler: Screlf is so fun
theamc2000: Screlf me
Dog_of_Myth: Turn down for screlf
northos: mm, I'd forgotten the part in lotr when Elrond dubs her "Screlf"
MegaDosX: Ah yes
anhakha: I really with bonny pall had partner so I could play them in the command zone with Bruse Tarl. Oxen kindred.
e_bloc: scry me a rivendell
anhakha: *wish
RatherLargeToad: I have a deck like that, but with the Galadriel that cheats in lands
BrowneePointz: Matoya
superdude097: Matoya
MegaDosX: Oh sick
MegaDosX: !card eligeth
LRRbot: Eligeth, Crossroads Augur [4UU] | Legendary Creature — Sphinx [5/6] | Flying / If you would scry a number of cards, draw that many cards instead. / Partner
damemax: oooh cool deck! scry elves
e_bloc: yeah i literally have the sphinx in front of me since I'm building that soon
damemax: I am building an elf faerie deck from cards I own too
northos: screlves (not to be confused with Skrelvs)
LRRbot: Zimone, Mystery Unraveler [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, manifest dread if this is the first time this ability has resolved this turn. Otherwise, you may turn a permanent you control face up.
Fruan: The power of MATH
BrowneePointz: this commander is BUSTED
Dog_of_Myth: Let's go math nerds
e_bloc: oh the other one
MegaDosX: Yeah Zimone is a lot
BrowneePointz: she is VERY good
e_bloc: I don't think I've ever read this whole card
Spades_Slicc: didn't want to deal with prime numbers?
damemax: whoa cool sphinx deck
Neesee:
my first precon 
MegaDosX:
You can't tell me what to do 
BrowneePointz: Like chat if you don't play much commander and want a decent precon to just have...pick up the Zimone one
LRRbot: Tawnos, the Toymaker [3GU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [3/5] | Whenever you cast a Beast or Bird creature spell, you may copy it, except the copy is an artifact in addition to its other types.
BrowneePointz: it's VERY very strong right out the box
MegaDosX: You took my suggestion!
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Diabore: bird kindred!
e_bloc: these are 4 very good commander choices
damemax: CGB controls nothing. Chat remains a democratic republic!
MegaDosX: Copying mutate is interesting
oneala: that’s dope!
MegaDosX: Especially since Tawnos doesn't change targets
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that's a cool idea
Diabore: does copying mutate work?
MegaDosX: Sure does
Spades_Slicc: Ben's gonna give us The Talk about the Birds and the Beasts
Dog_of_Myth: @Diabore Yep
e_bloc: as long as I see the bird that steals artifacts from the IKO commander deck
Sage0fMadness: very much does
Juliamon: !fnpfmusic
MegaDosX: And it targets the same creature as your mutate spell was originally targeting
LRRbot: Rejuvenating Springs | Land | This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
e_bloc: @MegaDosX oh thats real good
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: Well
MegaDosX: Triple actually
MegaDosX: Because it gains the "when this mutates" text from the copy, and then the original also has the same trigger when it mutates on
LRRbot: Vineglimmer Snarl | Land | As this land enters, you may reveal a Forest or Island card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
Fruan: I am constantly amazed that mutate made it to print. It's an incredibly bundle of weird edge cases.
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
James_the_Dabbler: Triple??????
bytecaster: Just made it! Hello friends!
Dog_of_Myth: Birb
northos:
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
e_bloc: basic forest
northos:
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
e_bloc: its one third of a hedge maze
MegaDosX: Imagine if CGB is just slow rolling the Spell Pierce
LRRbot: Scalding Tarn | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
oneala: turns out CGB is the one forgetting about lands this time! 😂
Datnade012: thats a box topper Tarn, right?
MegaDosX: There's a new one in the ECL elemental precon
e_bloc: pulls out a trop island
MegaDosX: !card soggy verdure
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
BrowneePointz: the copse?
LRRbot: Tangled Islet | Land — Forest Island | This land enters tapped.
MegaDosX: I think I mixed them up
e_bloc: I thought the expeditions were in packs
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MegaDosX: !card sodden verdure
LRRbot: Sodden Verdure | Land — Forest Island | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
MegaDosX: There we go
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land — Forest Island |
bytecaster: Things I have is my personal favorite mana base!
LRRbot: Sigiled Starfish [1U] | Creature — Starfish [0/3] | {T}: Scry 1.
MegaDosX: Hell yeah
Diabore: serge playing real duals in casual commander? rude
e_bloc: dang
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
LRRbot: Arwen Undómiel [GU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/2] | Whenever you scry, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {4}{G}{U}: Scry 2.
Spades_Slicc: I've always been a starfish truther
MegaDosX: Well it will draw when Matoya shows up
Sage0fMadness: Serge's "things I have" pile is a bit different lol
MegaDosX: Also, going "Tropical Island, cast Sigiled Starfish" is a fantastic line
LRRbot: Scaled Herbalist [1G] | Creature — Lizard Druid [1/3] | {T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Diabore: lizard lizard lizard
bytecaster: Oh, that could put a shock land into play!
e_bloc: the trop could pay for CGB's mana base about six times over
BrowneePointz: Speaking of Simic, with us going back to Strixhaven in a couple months, I hope the next Tanazir Quandrix is a sick card, cuz the new Lorehold dragon is WILD
vonmaxwell: It's what I want to be when I grow up, a Lizard Druid!
LRRbot: Trumpeting Gnarr [1GU] | Creature — Beast [3/3] | Mutate {3}{G/U}{G/U} / Whenever this creature mutates, create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
tehfewl: GNAAAR
oneala: @BrowneePointz it’s absolutely bonkers! I’m so excited to play with that one
James_the_Dabbler: Sup
LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land — Forest Island | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
MyrddintheWizard: !decklist
e_bloc: Nelson's invitational card
kristof162028: Hey serge I'm a bigger fan of simic scry but my personall favorite commander is the jumpstart 2022 legendary called kenessos priest of thassa
LRRbot: Reliquary Tower | Land | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
MegaDosX: It's Franch
bytecaster: Serge, that isn't French
GasCityGaming: Serge please....
e_bloc: Serge grew up in Montreal
BrowneePointz: seethes in Sindarin
James_the_Dabbler: A furry?
glitched_goddess: elves are from Quebec?
raulghoulia: I love the rule for improv "yes, I guess"
BrowneePointz: the Noldor were 100% Quebecois
LRRbot: Overlord of the Hauntwoods [3GG] | Enchantment Creature — Avatar Horror [6/5] | Impending 4—{1}{G}{G} / Whenever this permanent enters or attacks, create a tapped colorless land token named Everywhere that is every basic land type.
cherryblossomchef: great fishing in q beck
LoadingReadyRun: Named by noted French author JRR Tolkien
bytecaster: Overlord of Le Hauntwoods
MegaDosX: That's a card
lirazel64: *Tolkien rises from the grave to defend Arwen*
threekoboldinatrenchcoat: i love serges super blinged out mana base contrasted with a sigil starfish and a signpost uncommon
Dread_Pirate_Westley: In Paris, they call it "Le Grand Big."
anhakha: Hon hon hon grande.
BrowneePointz: Constructed All Star Hauntwoods
theamc2000: Frach is just welsh
Sage0fMadness: Jacques Racques Racques Tolkien
e_bloc: sometimes the rule for improve is "okay, fine, and"
LRRbot: Scute Swarm [2G] | Creature — Insect [1/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of this creature instead.
MegaDosX: Oh boy
bytecaster: Scute Scute!
BrowneePointz: look I played Prime Time in Commander for years before it got banned(yes I'm old) it needed to go lol
oneala: scutes!!
Commodore_Perry_GG: oh god. is Ben going to have Scutate?
raulghoulia: scute swarm in a mutate deck is a war crime
LoadingReadyRun: lil scutes!
threekoboldinatrenchcoat: such a silly little insect
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: so scute
bytecaster: We are going back to Strixhaven, we love exponential growth!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Aside from all the times it crashed Arena.
TheAwkes: Oh, man. A mutated Scute is a problem.
e_bloc: its a 3 mana 1/1
Marvoleath: mutate on scutes, what could possibly go wrong
ChocoBroh: Booooooooo
smurfomancer: "What's wrong wi-" "EVERYTHING"
MegaDosX: Just make some 6/6s when you play lands why not
e_bloc: oh no
Sage0fMadness: Mute scute and boogie
e_bloc: I have to add mutate to a deck
public_key_reveal_party: luckily you can't segfault reality like you can on arena so
Kid_Amn: good thing blue and green have plenty of reliable boardwipes
MegaDosX: Onboard tricks!
bytecaster: Starfish getting swole
Dog_of_Myth: I want Serge to take someone out with that starfish
James_the_Dabbler: Starfish never miss arm day
plaidanddrpepper: Starfish now has 1 leg
threekoboldinatrenchcoat: @Kid_Amn well if a bird mutates onto the scutes you can just hurricane it
LRRbot: Temple of Mystery | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
MegaDosX: Oh come on, fight spells, bite spells, Rapid Hybridisation
oneala: Kenrith’s Transformation anyone?
BrowneePointz: woah woah. rapid Hybridization, pongify, oversimplify
MegaDosX: You've got plenty of removal, smh
BrowneePointz: the UG pongify I can't remember
LRRbot: Search for Tomorrow [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / Suspend 2—{G}
Dog_of_Myth: Blue does have a bunch of mass bounce too
BrowneePointz: also yes chat simic has a board wipe
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
BrowneePointz: !card Oversimplify
LRRbot: Oversimplify [3GU] | Sorcery | Exile all creatures. Each player creates a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token and puts a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the total power of creatures they controlled that were exiled this way.
threekoboldinatrenchcoat: thats a pretty forest
MegaDosX: Simic has a couple, there's mass bounce, Oversimplify, Ezuri's Predation
bytecaster: Good thing Cyclonic Rift isn't in Simic ... wait
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e_bloc: yeah rift is probably the most popular
Tattybojangles69: Banger
e_bloc: and then there are a lot of budget rifts
BrowneePointz: the musical...annie
theamc2000: the comic strip?
James_the_Dabbler: It’s ok, Serge can’t read
Sage0fMadness: you're not alone CGB ... Come Sail Away is a banger
JDMan94: My ass was out here thinking of Searching for Tomorrow by Coheed
oneala: I just played for Annie last month! it’s such a fun one.
LRRbot: Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Forest in addition to its other land types.
MegaDosX: Yervimerrer
LRRbot: Celeborn the Wise [3G] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [3/3] | Whenever you attack with one or more Elves, scry 1. / Whenever you scry, Celeborn gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each card looked at while scrying this way.
e_bloc: urborG
plaidanddrpepper: Gurburg?
jvetting83: K
bytecaster: Serge is playing a sick LOTR draft deck
Denis_Dobrolubov: Ur-bough
Sage0fMadness: The Boston Celeborns
jvetting83: Keleborn
trainpants: 🙏
Spades_Slicc: Bloodborne the wise
threekoboldinatrenchcoat: @bytecaster with perfect mana
Sage0fMadness: it's definitely 'k' Serge lol
public_key_reveal_party: so is serge's deck "scry matters"?
BrowneePointz: it is with a K cuz Tolkein is a butthead
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MegaDosX: Valid, Kathleen
ElektroTal: more like Covert GREEN Blue am i right
Khalstrom: 25 or 6 to 4
Sage0fMadness: lol gottem Shivam
MegaDosX: @ElektroTal You're so right and you should say it
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Volcano Girls?
LRRbot: Zimone, Mystery Unraveler [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, manifest dread if this is the first time this ability has resolved this turn. Otherwise, you may turn a permanent you control face up.
theamc2000: I Tught it was ompla lompla
Simriel: Magic? The Gathering?
tehfewl: @Simriel its more likely than you think
niccus: he knows the rules, and so do i
AugmentingPath: He's no stranger to dread. He knows the rules (and so do we)
MegaDosX: Excuses, CGB
LRRbot: Boseiju, Who Endures | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G}. / Channel — {1}{G}, Discard this card: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
ChocoBroh: not here to make enemies... plays scute swarm
LRRbot: Tawnos, the Toymaker [3GU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [3/5] | Whenever you cast a Beast or Bird creature spell, you may copy it, except the copy is an artifact in addition to its other types.
BrowneePointz: Look, my pet deck is Lonis, Cryptozoologist, there's a lot more interaction in simic know than their used to be
Sage0fMadness: this game will either be 45 minutes or 3 hours lol
flobenzo: All my homes hate interaction
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lamina5432: game needs to end sometime
e_bloc: Kathleen will remember this
oneala: Ben’s too much of a Gruul guy to not attack
LRRbot: Icetill Explorer [2GG] | Creature — Insect Scout [2/4] | You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / You may play lands from your graveyard. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, mill a card.
MegaDosX: Oh boy
e_bloc: until the end of this game at least
flobenzo: All my homes also hate when I spend my turn being proactive instead of interacting
LRRbot: Scalding Tarn | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
e_bloc: might be the best card they printed last year
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
CompleatedPinkie: Will the table visible on camera be big enough to hold all of the tokens and cards bound to come down at some point?
kristof162028: So serge I'm disappointed in you for not playing a simic clues deck tonight?
MegaDosX: Outstanding
Sage0fMadness: Kathleen "life is a resource" de vere
e_bloc: 50 lands on the battlefield unlocks an achievement
BrowneePointz: Choke
MegaDosX: I mean there's the Harbinger of the Tides or whatever it's called
BrowneePointz: and Freeze??
MegaDosX: The merfolk that makes all nonbasics islands
e_bloc: how rude would carpet of flowers be
BrowneePointz: is freeze the one that taps all forests?
mrfluffenstuff: bowled over
fjordsword:
Dang Serge, no fun 
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooooo
LRRbot: Mossborn Hydra [2G] | Creature — Elemental Hydra [0/0] | Trample / This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, double the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.
kirbytronic: Enjoy your simic value fun everyone.
e_bloc: dies to 16 scute swarms
public_key_reveal_party: luckily green and blue are both known for targeted creature removal
Sage0fMadness: Serge's Arwen is getting a giant Trogdor muscle arm
oneala: “sees mountains of dice” that can’t be good
LRRbot: Serum Visions [U] | Sorcery | Draw a card. Scry 2.
e_bloc: you joke about targeted creature removal, but run away together does work here
LoadingReadyRun: green punches things, that's pretty targeted
MegaDosX: Scrorm
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ElektroTal: feels like video and audio are slightly off sync?
Fruan: I'm sure noone cares, but there's no soft Cs in Elvish. It's pronounce Keleborn
MegaDosX: Mood
Sage0fMadness: we've tried @Fruan lol
flobenzo: You built this, I die
LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Serge has failed to consider Bonny Pall. Kathleen can probably kill someone next turn.
LRRbot: Treasure Mage [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an artifact card with mana value 6 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Juliamon: it's Serge "Achacha" Yager, you'll never get him to pronounce it K
smurfomancer: I love how many of us just know elvish pronunciation offhand
e_bloc: oh he works at the planetarium now
MegaDosX: Spine is 7 isn't it?
tehfewl: Spine
LRRbot: Extinguisher Battleship [8] | Artifact — Spacecraft [10/10] | When this Spacecraft enters, destroy target noncreature permanent. Then this Spacecraft deals 4 damage to each creature. / Station / 5+ | Flying, trample
MegaDosX: Oh, or greater
MegaDosX: Oh, this works
MegaDosX: Oh no lmao
Chartle: target non creature permanent
MegaDosX: And yeah noncreature permanent
public_key_reveal_party: quick everyone, targetted player removal on serge
Dog_of_Myth: Elves in Space!!! We Warhammer now
e_bloc: next turn lotus petal, elvish spirit guide, land, battleship
tehfewl: Hell yeah, Big spaceships
LRRbot: They Came from the Pipes [4U] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, manifest dread twice. / Whenever a face-down creature you control enters, draw a card.
BrowneePointz: no sewer dwellers, that's NEXT set
MegaDosX: Oh no
Sage0fMadness: covert go backrooms
public_key_reveal_party: I've never seen that card before, but I do love the art
GasCityGaming:
want a repting of that in the eventual Mario set 
MegaDosX: Now how many of CGB's creatures are Chrome Shell Crabs?
Dog_of_Myth: It's Willbender
Sage0fMadness: trick question MegaDosX, they're all willbender
e_bloc: @MegaDosX 50%, the other 50% are willbenders
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
Simonark: Tonight’s PF turned into Ghostwatch so gradually..
ElektroTal: it's always willbender
MegaDosX: Chrome Shell Crab is a LRR reference
e_bloc: that is not what willbender does
MegaDosX: !card willbender
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ElektroTal: @e_bloc that's what it *feels* like, though
e_bloc: @ElektroTal true. a little worse sometimes I find
e_bloc: if you got to choose whether willbender changed targets or countered, countered would win like 95% of the time
Sage0fMadness: @MegaDosX Chromeshell and Mirrorshell both have their moment haha
e_bloc: but what about kheru spellstealer or whatever it is
MegaDosX: !card kheru spellstealer
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: Land, Fastbond, Land, Land, Land, Battleship.
MegaDosX: !card kheru spellsnatcher
LRRbot: Kheru Spellsnatcher [3U] | Creature — Snake Wizard [3/3] | Morph {4}{U}{U} / When this creature is turned face up, counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost for as long as it remains exiled.
e_bloc: sorry, yes, that is the one
Fruan: "You should let me win for the content" is a bold move, lets see if it works
MegaDosX: Oh boy
LRRbot: Auspicious Starrix [4G] | Creature — Elk Beast [6/6] | Mutate {5}{G} / Whenever this creature mutates, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile X permanent cards, where X is the number of times this creature has mutated. Put those permanent cards onto the battlefield.
MegaDosX: OK so quick heads up Ben, you get three triggers here if this resolves
MegaDosX: Because the Scute gets the "whenever this mutates" bit from the token
Fruan: This is more bugs than god if it resolves, right?
MegaDosX: You get the copy first
e_bloc: so game 2?
flobenzo: Very intuitive
ballesta25: You get 3
superdude097: It has the ability twice
Aceviru: Another one.
northos: exploding brain dot gif
rosesmcgee: This crashes the arena client
e_bloc: its one plus one plus two plus one
public_key_reveal_party:
<- live feed of my brain trying to remember the mutate rules
circusofkirkus: the mutate scale
Dread_Pirate_Westley: No, it's why I hate Scute Swarm.
MegaDosX: Also because this is how many times it mutates you get a lot of cards off this
BrowneePointz: it's medium on the storm scale, it's high on the complexity scale
flobenzo: Well they printed new storm cards
raulghoulia: mutate is fine. scute swarm is the war crime
rosesmcgee: I love scutate
thatguysteve2709: Mutate best mechanic in magic
MegaDosX: Then there's a copy trigger
ghizmou: maybe not best but definitely most simic
ChocoBroh: The lack of asking if there is a response is messed up
smurfomancer: Mutate was a mistake for the same reason as split cards - a disconnect between the number of physical objects and game objects.
MegaDosX: lmao
MegaDosX: Copy first technically
circusofkirkus: lmao
MegaDosX: Ben they stay in exile
Drum0_0: Non permanents stay in exile.
Sage0fMadness: Ben makes a ton of 6/6s, then someone bounces everything before he gets to untap lol
Tattybojangles69: This is extremely cool but also I hate it
MegaDosX: Other exiled cards stay in exile don't go on the bottom
circusofkirkus: time for mr scute-starrix's wild ride
Molator: ow my brain
MegaDosX: Doesn't care about cost yeah
ghizmou: could ben mill himself?
CompleatedPinkie: Is anyone running Submerge? Or would that be too strong in an all-Simic match?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Still 2.
UtilityPunk: Ben do be going off lol
ballesta25: It's 2 again
UtilityPunk: Simic value for the win
e_bloc: off by one
MegaDosX: Which triggers Henge
thatguysteve2709: Yeah mutate rules
ElektroTal: dude, starrix goes ham as hell in my mutate deck
ballesta25: It's still only mutated twice
flobenzo: I've already scooped
MegaDosX: Shark triggers Henge
ipoddodd: I think the third trigger was Also 2?
Sapphic_Shenanigans: It's still only mutated twice
Uniclonus: The third trigger should still be for 2. The bug has only mutated twice
anhakha: Doesn't it get u two more because 2 more scutes?
ChocoBroh: Welp great episode everyone
thatguysteve2709: Thank you Ben for this beautiful deck
kristof162028: Do nen what are the toughnesses of those copies?
Sage0fMadness: s/b 1, 2, 2 yeah
public_key_reveal_party: has ben played his land for the turn?
goombalax: henge is nontokem
e_bloc: the board has officially reached tl;dr
CeridwenCoeur: Ben wouldnt get shoreshark since the starrix has still only mutated twice for the third trigger
MegaDosX: @goombalax The shark entered off the Mutate trigger and isn't a token
RunicScribe: Also there's now 4 scutes, not 3, as both of them see the second land.
ElektroTal: there is nothing wrong with scuttles!
millenomi_Aura: SIMIC
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goombalax: @MegaDosX right but others were asking about the scutes
millenomi_Aura: SIMIC.
circusofkirkus: oh
MegaDosX: @goombalax Oh got it
silv3r_54: life UHHH finds a way
oneala: 😲
thatguysteve2709: Hahaha
Aceviru: Everyone playing green. Everyone will get big, one way or another
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Gross, I love it
MegaDosX: Yeah this deck is bananas
public_key_reveal_party:
anhakha: Weeeeeeee
millenomi_Aura: SIMIC!!!!!
Dog_of_Myth: Ben, this deck is amazing
anhakha: 250 tokens max.
James_the_Dabbler: Oh lord
e_bloc: that card got sooo expensive
pn55:
Ben's just over there making little guys. 
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Someone needs a commander show where at the start of the show they explain the worst thing they could do with their deck.
kristof162028: Or Ben's board get destroyed by serge's spacecraft
James_the_Dabbler: @pn55 by some definition of little
public_key_reveal_party: so like, every deck just popped off that turn huh?
silv3r_54:
certainly blue has some board wipes... right?
ChocoBroh: Ben doing the normal "I'm just a little guy" while wielding an army
millenomi_Aura: @kristof162028 they’re all 6/6s.
MegaDosX: Blue has a couple of wipes, most are bounces but there's things like Curse of the Swine that can exile a bunch of things and replace them with 2/2s
e_bloc: imagine kathleen slamming cyclonic rift
millenomi_Aura: mutating changed the copiable characteristics.
ChocoBroh: Fair!
public_key_reveal_party: @silv3r_54 there's that one overload unsummon card, so, kinda that
pleonasticTautology: ben this deck sounds awesome
ouroboros0116: Ben should have a total of 4 s tube styrix
MegaDosX: Hydra get big
anhakha: Remember rule 104.3a. Always applicable in a game with Simic.
pn55: Okay, making lots of big guys, but just chillin for now.
thatguysteve2709: I have built a mutate deck for all the apex's this is so cool to see
James_the_Dabbler: Big guys sleepy
MegaDosX: Thematic
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That's big enough for this turn, probably.
Tattybojangles69: It's simic, they are all criminals in this scenario
loufghyslaufey: Eh?
GenericGuy2G: Does Serge look different or are my eyes dumb?
public_key_reveal_party: @anhakha I had to look that up, but that was funny
UtilityPunk: Just add more spinners, more digits
pn55:
Chat is helping
MegaDosX: Exponential growth! *jazz hands*
loufghyslaufey: Uh,.... what kind of bucks?
UtilityPunk: If MTGA ever adds multiplayer edh, this table would certainly crash the client
anhakha:
@public_key_reveal_party
Sapphic_Shenanigans: You can always crack it with the mill trigger on the stack
oneala: @MegaDosX my favorite!
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thatguysteve2709: Mutate is so much fun
anhakha: I hope Kathleen has a scapeshift.
oneala: that hydra boutta SMACK
anhakha: That would deal with Ben.
flobenzo:
Some played a lot of 2048 
WowoT: technically the fetches tap for green
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UtilityPunk: Big big cow cow!
thatguysteve2709: Wow rude
pn55:
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Serge is Mostly Harmless.
anhakha: Bonnie also might cause landfall.
UtilityPunk: Honestly, Beau is the answer to "where does blue cheese come from"
e_bloc: scute swarms are just like cockroaches
EsperDerek1: Attack Ben, Bonny trigger, get Fetch, Hydra is, what, 64/64?
anhakha: Wouldn't a fetch be better?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @EsperDerek1 We established that she's almost, if not completely, out of islands.
EsperDerek1: Darn.
iris_of_ether: Kathleen omg
e_bloc: literally anyone could win on their next turn. except probablyt serge, poor serge
public_key_reveal_party: no fear ben
Sage0fMadness: harrow exists hehe
drcthulu: did kathleen mill?
thatguysteve2709: Anyone got murder or like fatal push
LRRbot: Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Commodore_Perry_GG: That's so not fetch
anhakha:
That's fair, my bad 
LoadingReadyRun: #millbeforeyoufetch has real #callbeforeyoudig energy
Juliamon: chat, stop trying to make fetch happen
Sage0fMadness: Serge said "stop trying to make fetche happen"
Sage0fMadness: dangit Juliamon haha
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AugmentingPath: @LoadingReadyRun Dial 1-888-fetch-safe
Sage0fMadness:
CGB sadly looking at all his facedown counterspells
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MegaDosX: We're always interacting, even when we're manifestly unhelpful
kristof162028: U know ben I'm kinda surprised that ur mot played ivy gleeful spellthief as ur mutate commander
Dread_Pirate_Westley: So, did anyone watch yesterday's Checkpoint?
e_bloc: great point
MegaDosX: @kristof162028 This is partially my fault becuase I suggested Tawnos >_>
ChocoBroh: Yeah to be fair simic is also trigger heck in a handbasket
millenomi_Aura: I’ve had one game with Ivy Mutate as an opponent’s deck and I got so salty I was embarrassed by that.
e_bloc: magic 8 ball says . . . unlikely
ghizmou: tawnos is a fun toy
UtilityPunk:
Another nice thing about talking through plays is it helps clueless noobs like me learn the game
mrbuttersock: im here to learn how to play
LoadingReadyRun:
Chat is watching the board state, just ignoring what the players say 
thatguysteve2709: @megadosx that such a cool suggestion tho
millenomi_Aura: I never begrudge a strategy but the outclassing, jeez
Juliamon: mrbuttersock I have bad news
Aceviru: @LoadingReadyRun Truuu
henezz_: @LoadingReadyRun we can watch or listen. not both
thatguysteve2709: Not mutate at least
BrowneePointz: heh, doodoo
MegaDosX: You are good teachers, this is /incredibly/ difficult as a subject matter to teach from because this is all Simic Commander
ShaneLeeAtk: I can follow along and I don't play Magic.
LRRbot: Cultivate [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Kodama's Reach [2G] | Sorcery — Arcane | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
Khalstrom: Also the overlay is always very helpful to keep track of things
millenomi_Aura: LOL
e_bloc: mutate is weird and isnt played a lot too
BrowneePointz: Vi, Viktor, Jayce, Catilyn, Warwick
ElektroTal: i would but i'm having my birthday party
plumpie612: !standings
BrowneePointz: Renata
anhakha: I have been playing since pre-covid, I have like 30 commander decks, and I still don't FULLY get mutate xD
millenomi_Aura:
I’m honestly excited, and more excited for Netrunner Tuesday
calculated_uncertainties:
100
BrowneePointz: Heimerdinger
BrowneePointz: idk if those are in the set
BrowneePointz: but those are like. the big ones
Mr_Bitterness: @millenomi_Aura As a fellow Netrunner fan, me too
thatguysteve2709: I have roughly 12 mutate decks it's so much fun to get wrong and learn
MegaDosX: Uhhhhh
TALBovey: @thatguysteve2709 fellow mutate enjoyer
MegaDosX: Well, turning it face up does nothing since it's an ETB to make plants
anhakha: @loadingreadyrun any Hullbreaker Horrors in anybody's lists...?
Sage0fMadness: manifest dreadstiny
MegaDosX: Plant typal Zimone would be hilarious
Juliamon: !decks
thatguysteve2709: Ikoria was my favorite set of all time so mutate just comes with it
Khalstrom: You are a planeswalker!
LRRbot: Zimone, Mystery Unraveler [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, manifest dread if this is the first time this ability has resolved this turn. Otherwise, you may turn a permanent you control face up.
public_key_reveal_party: wait what does an "eye land" do?
MegaDosX: OH WOW
LRRbot: Ashaya, Soul of the Wild [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Elemental [*/*] | Ashaya's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control. / Nontoken creatures you control are Forest lands in addition to their other types.
ChocoBroh: Uh oh
e_bloc: oh
BrowneePointz: this is a quick way to an infinite lol
AugmentingPath: so much mana, it's like a whole manafest
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Manifest the entire deck!
anhakha: You now have immunity to Cyclonic Rift.
MegaDosX: This is an incredible synergy with Zimone
thatguysteve2709: Haha Ben is innocent
Tattybojangles69: Uh huh
MegaDosX: You might
Diabore: yes, very much so
public_key_reveal_party: did you just deck yourself?
Aceviru: Hahaha
MegaDosX: Gonna need to find out
Mindfire13: Zimone only manifests once
Sage0fMadness: manifest is only once per turn
ChocoBroh: Ben this is an apology, you are valid for that and oh god
e_bloc: sounds like you have successfully eliminated a player
millenomi_Aura: nothing has entered
Diabore: oh only once
MegaDosX: Oh so you're fine
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kristof162028: Speaking of weird decks have u guys ever played against wheeler"s flight simulator edh deck with euphoria as the commander.
millenomi_Aura: the next time anything enters.
BrowneePointz: you need Yedora to go infinite I think
millenomi_Aura: aha
e_bloc: a reprieve from the governor
millenomi_Aura: yeah.
BrowneePointz: or Yedora plus sac outlet?
CaptainSpam:
LRRbot: Sigiled Starfish [1U] | Creature — Starfish [0/3] | {T}: Scry 1.
MegaDosX:
The Starfish is the only honest creature on this whole battlefield
public_key_reveal_party: the scryfish is the only innocent one here
flobenzo:
Just draw your deck and flash out thoracle
Aceviru: Hey that starfish and I go way back
JKBalch: Serge puts that starfish ontop of his christmas tree
MegaDosX: WHAT
LRRbot: Nyxbloom Ancient [4GGG] | Enchantment Creature — Elemental [5/5] | Trample / If you tap a permanent for mana, it produces three times as much of that mana instead.
millenomi_Aura: Simic does it again
toturi91: nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.
MegaDosX: Oh my god
Diabore: from 1 million mana to 3 million mana
e_bloc: ok
oneala: dawggg
public_key_reveal_party:
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, we ramp ramping
millenomi_Aura: SIMIC!!!!! doing it more
thatguysteve2709: Serge out here playing in the touch tank cgb and everyone else in the shark tank
JKBalch: That Nyxbloom is full of sin though
e_bloc: well
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Trigger Zimone
Fruan: The problem is Simic
MegaDosX: It really feels like everyone but Serge is partially the problem
MegaDosX: CGB is doing this nonsense, Ben has a Starrix Scute, and Kathleen has an evergrowing hydra
Chartle: you also can't flip up non-permanents iirc
Dog_of_Myth: And Serge just has a Starfish
MegaDosX: Yeah, I think the rules explicitly say you can't turn a non-permanent face up
e_bloc: nice the stronghold printin
Diabore: just 3 mana? or an i missing another plus somewhere
LRRbot: Burgeoning [G] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent plays a land, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
toturi91: spider man pointing meme determining who the problem is
MegaDosX: Also it's plays a land so someone cracking a fetch won't trigger it
rosesmcgee: The problem is nobody brought Roundup to the MiracleGro fight
e_bloc: now we start tracking?!
mrfluffenstuff: is james up next
MegaDosX: I don't think he did
rosesmcgee: @e_bloc Seems like a good time
MegaDosX: Ugh.
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Spades_Slicc: cast high tide
MegaDosX: Still hate this card lmao
LRRbot: Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Elder Giant [6/6] | When Uro enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. / Whenever Uro enters or attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / Escape—{G}{G}{U}{U}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
thatguysteve2709: This is just wow
e_bloc: I believe CGB's board now passes the turing test
LoadingReadyRun: I feel like CGB is 1 card away from 3 different infinite combos
ultimafullmetal: Quick, someone cast The Great Aurora
thatguysteve2709: I love watching simic do simic things as a non simic player
MegaDosX: Oh no
niccus: bad things to hear from the pilot
WokenClick: This is exactly what I wanted out of simic commander night
LRRbot: Greater Good [2GG] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature: Draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power, then discard three cards.
MegaDosX: So I think he's out of floating mana here too
e_bloc: I respect building a deck and not knowing how you're going to go infinite
ChocoBroh: Now???
Dread_Pirate_Westley: There are several problems here. Serge might even scry!
drewm1022: Bene Supremo.
flobenzo: I mean surely there's a win this turn
e_bloc: oh now we're one ominous seas away
AugmentingPath: Green is the color of exponents
public_key_reveal_party:
I technically know how the rules of this game, but this board state makes me question if that is true
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Fruan: Math exists in nature. For instance, you can count birds.
ghizmou: MTGO explodes in the distance
MegaDosX:
Anyone else seeing the smoke coming out CGB's ears here?
UtilityPunk: CovertGoBig
e_bloc: I'm sure theres some way to deck yourself
thatguysteve2709: I love the way the boardstates are almost proportional to threat level at this moment
flobenzo: On arena his OP would've conceded by now. What now
MegaDosX: With a Greater Good he can almost certainly deck himself if he wanted to
Aceviru: @Fruan I hate how true this statement is lmao
anhakha: I throw "walk the aeons" into my simic landfall deck so I can present a loop so that everyone else just scoops.
Sage0fMadness: labman, etc
silv3r_54: Clap
pleonasticTautology: 👏
margieargie: *applause*
Sage0fMadness: yeah I run it in my Bonny Pall Moonfolk deck
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Dredge one of those draws? Or did he already dredge?
flobenzo: Oh what's this? A thassaa oracle?
e_bloc: milling yourself seems pretty trivial at this point
BrowneePointz: okay so I looked through all the Spiritforged set champions, only Renata and Janna have shown up in Arcane and both only as Cameos
AugmentingPath: the covert devotion to blue
MegaDosX: And CGB still has to choose three to pitch lmao
theamc2000: I think serge has scryed the most
e_bloc: simic was advertised, this is what we signed up for
DarkSVermoth: Wait so why are the dread not tokens?
Aceviru: "So uhh... I tap a wizard to draw 1 card." -me
MegaDosX: Manifest Dread makes them facedown creatures with no name or abilities
MegaDosX: They aren't tokens
Sage0fMadness: they're your actual cards, just facedown
oneala: @DarkSVermoth the manifest tokens are just reminders. the game object is actually the card itself.
DarkSVermoth: Oooh that's cool
thatguysteve2709: The token is for show
stippledotter: Still less complicated than Group Hug
MegaDosX: The tokens are placeholders to say what they are
e_bloc: nothing is currently clean
Sage0fMadness: what's a cleanweigh
thatguysteve2709: Chb is out sweeping the forest
e_bloc: any victory will be bloodstained
public_key_reveal_party: @e_bloc I mean, serge's board is pretty clean
thatguysteve2709: Cvb
thatguysteve2709: Cgb
MegaDosX: I think he would've lost the blue casting Greater Good
LRRbot: Azusa, Lost but Seeking [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | You may play two additional lands on each of your turns.
e_bloc: I F6'ed
LRRbot: Retreat to Coralhelm [2U] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one — / • You may tap or untap target creature. / • Scry 1.
MegaDosX: Yeah, creature
e_bloc: creatures are lands
UtilityPunk: Simic looks like the colour combo for people who grew up playing 52 pickup
MegaDosX: It's a loop with a bounceland and that lizard guy
Desruprot: woah CGB
eshplode: I love Retreat to Coralhelm so much
thatguysteve2709: Pop off serge
e_bloc: uh huh
BrowneePointz: EoT, cyclonic rift. laugh
MegaDosX: Oh wow
LRRbot: Surrak and Goreclaw [4GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Bear [6/5] | Trample / Other creatures you control have trample. / Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on it. It gains haste until end of turn.
EsperDerek1: Through all this I halfway expect Serge to suddenly Cyc Rift, yeah.
Sage0fMadness: haste in simic!!
e_bloc: ok
Sage0fMadness: we got there
e_bloc: thats a thing
BrowneePointz: @Sage0fMadness let me tell you about a lil ancient card called Concordant Crossraods
Aceviru: @BrowneePointz Notice it says nonland
BrowneePointz: Crossroads*
MegaDosX: Sure can bounce itself
Sage0fMadness: @BrowneePointz I'm well aware lol. not in CGB's list though
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Aceviru Ashaya WAS in the graveyard.
BrowneePointz:
@Aceviru NOW Cyc doesn't work
LRRbot: Eternal Witness [1GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When this creature enters, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Arid Archway | Land — Desert | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. If another Desert was returned this way, surveil 1. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
MegaDosX: It's a double colourless bounce land
e_bloc: congratulations or I'm sorry that happened
MegaDosX: Ashaya doesn't make lands creatures
MegaDosX: She makes creatures lands
thatguysteve2709: I would like to just be able to read the board state
LRRbot: Ashaya, Soul of the Wild [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Elemental [*/*] | Ashaya's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control. / Nontoken creatures you control are Forest lands in addition to their other types.
e_bloc: is the coralhelm in play?
atlr: just tuned in.
MegaDosX: Shifting Woodland is Coralhelm right now
e_bloc: oh t hank you
e_bloc:
sorry somehow I forgot
Aceviru: @atlr Welcome in. Have a barf bucket lol
Diabore: avenger
atlr: is this a game of 100 card pick up?
MegaDosX: They do not have haste
public_key_reveal_party: @atlr welcome, and also good luck understanding the board state
MegaDosX: It's an ETB trigger
e_bloc: I'd say just hang out, feel the vibes and enjoy game 2 in 10 minutes
accountmadeforants: Aah, so it's like that, huh. I understand everything now.
atlr: hehheh everyone
toturi91: this is a wild intro to this game
anhakha: *Arena Hissing Noise*
MegaDosX: Arena would be melting down from this board state
e_bloc: the first 2-3 turns of the next game will be much less complicated, I promise
LRRbot: PuPu UFO [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct Alien [0/4] | Flying / {T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / {3}: Until end of turn, this creature's base power becomes equal to the number of Towns you control.
Aceviru: Hey he is doing what he advertised at the beginning haha
Diabore: does ufo just kill someone?
LoadingReadyRun: this is like a test in scry magazine. "Here is you board state, how do you win?"
Diabore: no
Diabore: nevermind
thatguysteve2709: He is lost in the simic sauce
tehfewl: One Piece
Diabore: @thatguysteve2709 so much slaw
MegaDosX: Is this the Simic Slaw deconstructed?
e_bloc:
@LoadingReadyRun how do you not win would be harder
margieargie: The Simic Slaw does, indeed, contain lots of things
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's a Forest AND a Forest.
Aceviru: Go off King!
LRRbot: Hullbreaker Horror [5UU] | Creature — Kraken Horror [7/8] | Flash / This spell can't be countered. / Whenever you cast a spell, choose up to one — / • Return target spell you don't control to its owner's hand. / • Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
e_bloc: yeah
tehfewl: nonland
MegaDosX: It also can't bounce any of your own creatures
anhakha: The current match has ended for an unexpected reason. GreError. Winner: Draw
Sage0fMadness: that's game
Diabore: ok yeah now you can loop e witness
MegaDosX: Creatures are lands
MegaDosX: Yeah
Aceviru: Lmao
Sage0fMadness: sac Ashaya, then rebuy it at the end with Ewit
niccus: can you reravel a mystery
JDMan94: Real Sonic Hours
JDMan94: Simic even
Drum0_0: greater good is still in play
Sage0fMadness: you can loop everything and bounce everything
UtilityPunk: How can this happen to me, I made my mistakes
flobenzo: Just pass with hullbreaker and instants
Mindfire13: Use Greater Good to look for something?
flobenzo: Win next turn
anhakha: I love that Kathleen has just put in headphones xD
DarkSVermoth: Ayasha can be sacced again no?
Sage0fMadness: clear opponents, then sac Ashaya, play your whole deck, win
vsmit: I love that Serge and Ben are both just trying to help CGB go even more insane.
thatguysteve2709: Can't you get rid of ashya
Aceviru: @anhakha She did say she was updating the playlist at the beginning
FeelingDreepy: this is the most "a pile of cards" board state ive ever seen in paper
e_bloc: rube goldberg thinks this is complicated
Drum0_0: That’s the best way to go
thatguysteve2709: Adams dream
adambomb625: Use EWit toget second coralhelm
flobenzo: Pass with hullbreaker triggers
KWardJenx: Do it you coward!
MegaDosX:
You did this to yourself CGB
Diabore: !card greater good
LRRbot: Greater Good [2GG] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature: Draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power, then discard three cards.
Aceviru: This is one for the records
Sage0fMadness: so he's good to go
smurfomancer: New strategy: concede.
UtilityPunk: @FeelingDreepy Most people only use 20% of their deck. CGB is using 85+%
stippledotter: I don't think the Mystery is Unraveled yet
FourTwo0ne: Is there a link to Kathleen's playlist. I thought she mentioned that at one point.
Diabore: do we wanna make mana first? no? ok
thatguysteve2709: Cgb the goat
public_key_reveal_party:
FeelingDreepy:
@UtilityPunk 
MegaDosX: And discard three
Nunari: The mystery to solve is how he wins
e_bloc: mindbreak trap
Sage0fMadness: Hopefully together the table can resolve this win lol
Sage0fMadness: it's all there
LRRbot: Ashaya, Soul of the Wild [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Elemental [*/*] | Ashaya's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control. / Nontoken creatures you control are Forest lands in addition to their other types.
MegaDosX: I don't think CGB can win this turn, but if he keeps his board he can probably crush everyone next turn
Sage0fMadness: @MegaDosX he absolutely can
Aceviru: In response, fog
drcthulu: on the stack, brain freeze
e_bloc: I guarantee at least one thing was done wrong and good luck figuring out what it was
Sage0fMadness: Surrak and Goreclaw with giant hasty tramplers into empty boards
stippledotter: I love how the piles are so Chaos, but also there are Counters with Meaning
Diabore: wheres turnabout? turnabout untap lands, bounce ewit, repeat to rebuy whole graveyard
MegaDosX: He doesn't have big enough hasty tramplers to kill the other players
e_bloc: this is 100% my kind of deck though
Mindfire13: This is late enough for an infinite to exist
Sage0fMadness: @MegaDosX he will once he plays and replays everything, clears all blockers with the Horror, etc
Diabore: 6
stippledotter: Sol Ring? Game's over.
Aceviru: @Mindfire13 It's only turn 3 (I kid ikid)
e_bloc: sol ring goes infinite with horror right
MegaDosX: Eight isn't it?
MegaDosX: !card nyxbloom acneitn
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MegaDosX: !card nyxbloom ancient
LRRbot: Nyxbloom Ancient [4GGG] | Enchantment Creature — Elemental [5/5] | Trample / If you tap a permanent for mana, it produces three times as much of that mana instead.
LoadingReadyRun:
these 34 card infinite combos are so over powered
Sage0fMadness:
tehfewl: why do the creatures tap for green?
MegaDosX: Nope, seven, can't count
thatguysteve2709: All your lands tap for treen
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They have haste, but presently don't tap for green because there's no Ashaya in play.
JKBalch: Huh
DarkSVermoth: They don't tap for green rn
ChocoBroh: Everyone working together to find the through for all this is very entertaining
e_bloc: you see the ufo puts a land into play and one of his lands is copying an enchantment in the graveyard that . . .
thatguysteve2709: Lands do ya imaya is in play
Aceviru: @tehfewl Because MTG released a card called ashaya
MegaDosX: Ashaya is in the yard right now
DarkSVermoth: But he's still got the UFO so he's got lands that triple
tehfewl: @Aceviru that card isn't on the battlefield
MegaDosX: But Ashaya prevents looping things with Hullbreaker Horror
Tolarion101: Isn't yavimaya in play for your islands?
TheAwkes: @e_bloc Horror trigger is on cast, right? So Ring can't return itself and also make mana.
MegaDosX: !card shifting woodland
LRRbot: Shifting Woodland | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest. / {T}: Add {G}. / Delirium — {2}{G}{G}: This land becomes a copy of target permanent card in your graveyard until end of turn. Activate only if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
Sage0fMadness: loop the sol ring to clear all boards and get infinite colorless
MegaDosX: It cannot change again
Sage0fMadness: all opposing boards*
superdude097: Shifting Woodland loses the copy ability
MegaDosX: It's currently Coralhelm until end of turn
e_bloc: ashaya bounce sol ring, sol ring bounce ashaya?
LRRbot: Shifting Woodland | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest. / {T}: Add {G}. / Delirium — {2}{G}{G}: This land becomes a copy of target permanent card in your graveyard until end of turn. Activate only if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
MegaDosX: It would say "and keeps this ability" or something like that if it did
tehfewl: double coral helm and ashaya with bounce lands is inf mana
public_key_reveal_party: whoever the person who was trying to learn the game from this game was, I don't know what i hope for you from this
margieargie: @public_key_reveal_party I know I'm learning things, but I think they might fall under the "humanity was not meant to know" category at this point
Diabore: and infinite bounces
Graham_LRR: what did CGB do to Magic?
niccus: deck concept, Zimone is having a stress dream that her thesis is due in two hours
Aceviru: Lol
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Graham_LRR Simic
drewm1022: He Simic'd it.
pleonasticTautology: @Graham_LRR uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dog_of_Myth: @Graham_LRR Yes
Diabore: @Graham_LRR just enjoy the show
adept_nekomancer: Zimone, Causer of Problems
flobenzo: I have permission to see your hand now
Sage0fMadness: hullbreaker can target opponents' permanents too lol
vsmit: @Graham_LRR I think it's more of what Magic did to CGB.
pleonasticTautology: @Graham_LRR lots of things!
Nunari: you bounce players nonland boards now with infinite mana no?
e_bloc: to be honest, in retrospect, I don't know what else I would expect
DarkSVermoth: Zimone: "Where is my infinite" unraveler
oneala: hullbreacher would bounce all their boards too when generating all the colorless
public_key_reveal_party: there was a point where we thought ben was the problem in this game, remember that?
Aceviru: G, he went green
MrPipboy3000: Tis is the best game of Judge's Tower ever
thatguysteve2709: You know I do believe this is the best night and the best guest possible for this type of tame
oneala: hullbreaker**
public_key_reveal_party:
ben
Dog_of_Myth:
Julian_Rogue: ben cracking pokemon packs XD
e_bloc: lol
MegaDosX: You did play one extra land I think
Drum0_0: I’m lazy I would have decked out on purpose by now.
public_key_reveal_party: "welcome to this bonus crack a pack"
e_bloc: Ben with the bonus stream on stream
Nunari: Still can bounce your boards
LRRbot: Awaken the Woods [XGG] | Sorcery | Create X 1/1 green Forest Dryad land creature tokens.
e_bloc: cool
UtilityPunk: A bajillion green mana!
Sage0fMadness: huzzah
Dog_of_Myth:
Nunari: nvm, need two hullbreaksers
e_bloc: tell me more
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Infinite green and colorless.
MegaDosX: You have infinite green
MegaDosX: There's a lot of blue in there
oneala: HE MADE IT!
e_bloc: cool
Sage0fMadness: you only need Kamahl, really lol
Drum0_0: clap
e_bloc: everyones dead, you did it
LRRbot: Kamahl, Heart of Krosa [6GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Druid [5/5] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn. / {1}{G}: Until end of turn, target land you control becomes a 1/1 Elemental creature with vigilance, indestructible, and haste. It's still a land. / Partner
archand1spider: wooooooo
ChocoBroh: Teamwork!
MegaDosX: Now everyone, swap decks!
pn55:
public_key_reveal_party: so game 2?
thatguysteve2709: Well done cgb that was awesome
anhakha: *casts time stop*
oneala: that was magical.
Nunari: I have a zimone deck, its taxing on your mind.
stippledotter:
Orestes290: Slaw! Slaw! Slaw!
TheAwkes: 20 turns on content in a 6 turn bag.
Aceviru: Aww that hydra was just a lil guy
DarkSVermoth: And Magic Arena crashed 20 minutes ago
FeelingDreepy: Just Simic Crimes
MegaDosX:
This is why sometimes you decide /not/ to build certain decks, because they're /too much/ to play
UtilityPunk: Cycle your decks, swap your fluids, make sure you stretch
e_bloc: I'm gonna watch some solitaire to reset my brain
oneala: enjoy game 2 friends!
niccus: blue asks, what if i gave my opponent a headache? simic asks, what if i give myself a headache?
public_key_reveal_party: @e_bloc I'm going for my blank wall personally
Sage0fMadness: we just watched solitaire for 25 minutes @e_bloc lol
UtilityPunk: @MegaDosX Yeah, Cathar's Crusade in Necrobloom is !FUN!
MegaDosX: I have a Jadzi deck I goldfished a bit with digitally before deciding "hell no" because it was way too many triggers
thatguysteve2709: You build that deck to say you have it and never touch it
stippledotter: We just got Simic Slaw-tered
Sage0fMadness: Serge's noble starfish gets the moral victoryt
Aceviru: ^
TabbyLavalamp: I've got four Simic decks. I should bring them to the LGS tomorrow and see if I can rope three other people into doing this.
adept_nekomancer: @stippledotter "What's in your deck?" "Lots of things."
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Julian_Rogue: How is chat? I just found out I somehow stealth passed a kidney stone
Juliamon: Damn, lucky
Aceviru: @Julian_Rogue Nice. Rolled high on that one
MegaDosX: @Julian_Rogue What, without feeling it? Call that a success, I hear kidney stone pain is in the top five worst you can experience
MegaDosX: Am CGB OK?
Dog_of_Myth:
Julian_Rogue: Oh no. I was in excruciating pain. they gave me pain killers for about 3 weeks but my doc didn't want to give me a 4th week. so I stopped taking them and no pain?
LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land — Forest Island | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
pleonasticTautology: she's ramping!
MegaDosX: Ramping? In a Simic deck? Well I never
Aceviru: Hahaha
anhakha: Why is the art the 30th anniversary version?
LRRbot: Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Forest in addition to its other land types.
thatguysteve2709: Scute swarm is a war crime
DarkSVermoth: Wait ramping in this color set? Blasphemy
pleonasticTautology: i hope they finish the yavimaya/urborg cycle
LRRbot: Rejuvenating Springs | Land | This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
LRRbot: Growth Spiral [GU] | Instant | Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
MegaDosX: Got banned in Standard
Aceviru: Fire design
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.
MegaDosX: Huh.
LRRbot: Garruk's Uprising [2G] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, draw a card. / Creatures you control have trample. / Whenever a creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, draw a card.
anhakha: Kathleen holding up wasteland for CGB playing Ashaya.
MegaDosX: Oh right Wasteland would kill Ashaya
MegaDosX: That's hilarious
ghizmou: you can send one person to the stone age or send yourself into the future
pleonasticTautology: SHAW
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Shaw!
LRRbot: PuPu UFO [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct Alien [0/4] | Flying / {T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / {3}: Until end of turn, this creature's base power becomes equal to the number of Towns you control.
pleonasticTautology: serge i'm nearly through path of pain
pleonasticTautology: i'm at the last checkpoint
anhakha: Could also use Wastland on Yavimaya just to cut someone on green.
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
MegaDosX: No land drop in Simic, oh no
LRRbot: Tangled Islet | Land — Forest Island | This land enters tapped.
LRRbot: Three Visits [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
pleonasticTautology: "islet" is what they call izzet trainees
MegaDosX: Also untapped
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MegaDosX: Tangled Islet is one of the DMU cycle which are fun dual colour budget lands for Commander
LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land — Forest Island | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
MegaDosX: Good question
MegaDosX: Trample 1/1, so busted
thatguysteve2709: Serge playing highlander
LRRbot: Cultivate [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
Dog_of_Myth:
ChocoBroh: OOP
MegaDosX: But is he telling the truth?
MegaDosX: Maybe he's bluffing the Counterspell
Aceviru: Haha
MegaDosX: I had a friend Negate my Arcane Signet once
LRRbot: Mana Drain [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next main phase, add an amount of {C} equal to that spell's mana value.
MegaDosX: MANA DRAIN?!?
silv3r_54: Clap
Aceviru: Hell yeah
pleonasticTautology: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MegaDosX: Filthy
thatguysteve2709: Haha
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaah
thingo314: Clap
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MegaDosX: Just roll it back half an hour, fam
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Ben over here bullying the guest!
ekplayscards: Hey gamers! Sorry I'm late!
ekplayscards: pls forgive me
MegaDosX: @ekplayscards Welcome! Ben just Mana Drained CGB's Kodama's Reach.
Dog_of_Myth: Heya EK, welcome to the Simic Slam
MegaDosX: Also game 1 was A Lot
ekplayscards: @MegaDosX i love been for that
LRRbot: Pouncing Shoreshark [4U] | Creature — Shark Beast [4/3] | Mutate {3}{U} / Flash / Whenever this creature mutates, you may return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
ekplayscards: I am legally obligated to root for kathleen because cow though
drewm1022: *knock knock* Shoreshark!
ekplayscards: SALT IN THE WOUND
Diabore: i probably would have put in commander at this point
MegaDosX: We did see almost all of his deck, so.
LRRbot: Bonny Pall, Clearcutter [3GUU] | Legendary Creature — Giant Scout [6/5] | Reach / When Bonny Pall enters, create Beau, a legendary blue Ox creature token with "Beau's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control." / Whenever you attack, draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield.
MegaDosX: Yeah draw two
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MegaDosX: Because Beau is big enough
MegaDosX: Draw off Beau entering
MegaDosX: Kathleen you can Wasteland Ashaya if she shows up again
ekplayscards: this theme should be renamed "sending a message"
LRRbot: Arwen Undómiel [GU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/2] | Whenever you scry, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {4}{G}{U}: Scry 2.
LRRbot: Proft's Eidetic Memory [1U] | Legendary Enchantment | When Proft's Eidetic Memory enters, draw a card. / You have no maximum hand size. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you've drawn more than one card this turn, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is the number of cards you've drawn this turn minus one.
MegaDosX: Nailed it Serge
Aceviru: o//
ekplayscards: skill issue
Aceviru: "no"
drewm1022: Serge said "Nope."
thatguysteve2709: Serge had no
LRRbot: They Came from the Pipes [4U] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, manifest dread twice. / Whenever a face-down creature you control enters, draw a card.
e_bloc: I think you could use a plumber
Agnememnon: If anyone should understand countering a spell its CGB
LRRbot: Reality Shift [1U] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller manifests the top card of their library.
e_bloc: you did see like the entire deck
thatguysteve2709: I mean we saw all but 10 cards of cgb deck it's not surprising
anhakha: Only a creature
tehfewl: if its a creature
LRRbot: Ivy, Gleeful Spellthief [GU] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flying / Whenever a player casts a spell that targets only a single creature other than Ivy, you may copy that spell. The copy targets Ivy.
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Oh no
public_key_reveal_party: is beau legendary?
DarkSVermoth: Yeah zimone's + is that she lets you also turn any other permanent up not only creatures
LRRbot: Three Visits [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LoadingReadyRun: @public_key_reveal_party yes
public_key_reveal_party: thought so, just wasn't sure, thanks
MegaDosX: Though Kathleen will still draw from the cow entering when she recasts Bonny Pall, even though it disappears due to legend rule it did enter the battlefield
MegaDosX: That's a card.
LRRbot: Oracle of Mul Daya [3G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/2] | You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play lands from the top of your library.
MegaDosX: It's a free Cultivate
MegaDosX: Or conditionally free
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
pleonasticTautology: !card botanical sanctum
LRRbot: Botanical Sanctum | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
MegaDosX: Big cow
LRRbot: Mockingbird [XU] | Creature — Bird Bard [1/1] | Flying / You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield with mana value less than or equal to the amount of mana spent to cast this creature, except it's a Bird in addition to its other types and it has flying.
Aceviru: Hell yeah
Aceviru: Such a good bird
MegaDosX: Mutate won't work though
MegaDosX: Oh, wait, it might
thatguysteve2709: Triggers
ghizmou: it absolutely does
MegaDosX: It requires it to be a creature you both own and control but Serge would own the trigger
MegaDosX: So yeah that'd work, hell yeah
MegaDosX: Or it might just be own, not own and control, but I think it'd still work
RunicScribe: Mutate works fine, Ivy copies the spell so you own the copy
thatguysteve2709: I believe it's just a mutate trigger the same as Ben gets
LoadingReadyRun: Does a spell targeting one Ivy trigger the other one?
thatguysteve2709: Yes
LRRbot: Threats Around Every Corner [3G] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, manifest dread. / Whenever a face-down permanent you control enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
AugmentingPath:
snapcaster + mana drain 
LRRbot: Fierce Guardianship [2U] | Instant | If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. / Counter target noncreature spell.
MegaDosX: THE FIERCE
Dog_of_Myth:
thatguysteve2709: Haha well done
MegaDosX: *snap*
Mustang_Redcloak: I respect Serge for that
Aceviru: Hey, he runs the starfish. Serge gets a pass
LRRbot: Tawnos, the Toymaker [3GU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [3/5] | Whenever you cast a Beast or Bird creature spell, you may copy it, except the copy is an artifact in addition to its other types.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: And get a 2/2.
LRRbot: Flopsie, Bumi's Buddy [4GG] | Legendary Creature — Ape Goat [4/4] | When Flopsie enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. / Each creature you control with power 4 or greater can't be blocked by more than one creature.
Dog_of_Myth: Good Goat
ghizmou: never trust a simic player when they say it's just ramp
Sage0fMadness: "Gavin!"
thatguysteve2709: Wait flopsie was a goat
ghizmou: who's goat napping flopsie?
Dog_of_Myth: Ape Goat but yes
Spades_Slicc: @thatguysteve2709 Flopsie is for sure the GOAT
thatguysteve2709: Except for the bear
ekplayscards: except for the kings bear!
MrPipboy3000: I used to play drums for Ape Goat back in college
ekplayscards: he's *just a bear*
JDMan94: Bosco just bear
Sapphic_Shenanigans: "This place is so weird."
JDMan94: Him good bear
LoadingReadyRun: bear/bear
MegaDosX: m o o
LRRbot: Earth Kingdom General [3G] | Creature — Human Soldier Ally [2/2] | When this creature enters, earthbend 2. / Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature, you may gain that much life. Do this only once each turn.
MegaDosX: Neat
LRRbot: Enduring Curiosity [2UU] | Enchantment Creature — Cat Glimmer [4/3] | Flash / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. / When Enduring Curiosity dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. It's an enchantment.
MegaDosX: !card bonny pall
LRRbot: Bonny Pall, Clearcutter [3GUU] | Legendary Creature — Giant Scout [6/5] | Reach / When Bonny Pall enters, create Beau, a legendary blue Ox creature token with "Beau's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control." / Whenever you attack, draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield.
LRRbot: Reliquary Tower | Land | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
thatguysteve2709: I love that art.
thatguysteve2709: If he never passes turn never goes to cleanup
drewm1022: "Yeah, my deck was built around THE SPELL THAT JUST GOT FREE COUNTERED." :d
LRRbot: Scholar of the Ages [5UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | When this creature enters, return up to two target instant and/or sorcery cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Aceviru: Hell yeah
ghizmou: oh fun
ghizmou: serge wouldn't counter a starfish
LRRbot: Zimone, Mystery Unraveler [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, manifest dread if this is the first time this ability has resolved this turn. Otherwise, you may turn a permanent you control face up.
Aceviru: This guy lol
Dog_of_Myth:
drewm1022: That's what the Scots say.
LRRbot: Icetill Explorer [2GG] | Creature — Insect Scout [2/4] | You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / You may play lands from your graveyard. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, mill a card.
LRRbot: Pongify [U] | Instant | Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Ape creature token.
Aceviru: Ook ook
pleonasticTautology: ook
pleonasticTautology: monke
LRRbot: Overlord of the Hauntwoods [3GG] | Enchantment Creature — Avatar Horror [6/5] | Impending 4—{1}{G}{G} / Whenever this permanent enters or attacks, create a tapped colorless land token named Everywhere that is every basic land type.
drewm1022: Hehe love the Monty Python reference.
Aceviru: He's ramping, get him
LRRbot: Migratory Greathorn [3G] | Creature — Beast [3/4] | Mutate {2}{G} / Whenever this creature mutates, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: APNAP
Fruan: Mutate is just... such a mechanic. There's so much mechanic in that mechanic.
MegaDosX: Wow.
MegaDosX: CGB clapping back
Aceviru:
Tishanas Tidebinder
MegaDosX: Well it can be
MegaDosX: Four basics lmao
UtilityPunk: The nice thing about simic mirrors is that you can't even be mad when someone goes off; you're ready to do it too, when they whiff
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MegaDosX: It is whatever is on top with all of the abilites of the stuff underneath
LRRbot: Swiftfoot Boots [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. / Equip {1}
MegaDosX: “Test 12: Boots now protect wearer from all hazards except blisters. Need to source better insoles.” —Development log of Willa, Yotian artificer
MarkovDescendant: UG, my weakest colour combination to play
LRRbot: Bonny Pall, Clearcutter [3GUU] | Legendary Creature — Giant Scout [6/5] | Reach / When Bonny Pall enters, create Beau, a legendary blue Ox creature token with "Beau's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control." / Whenever you attack, draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield.
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Dog_of_Myth: We need the art
MegaDosX: Yeah it's a static ability
ghizmou: we also want a drawing of the fairy bird goat
Sage0fMadness: when a shark and a beast love each other very much...
HadesLeprechaun: Truly Ben is embodying the Simic of Ravnica
LRRbot: Flare of Cultivation [1GG] | Sorcery | You may sacrifice a nontoken green creature rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
LoadingReadyRun:
I wonder is Bonny Pall knows about the *other* Beau that was friends with the other Bonny Pall
Dog_of_Myth: @Sage0fMadness That's a morey (eel).
MegaDosX: "Sure!" *scissors*
Aceviru: We all miss the starfish
MegaDosX: *bass boosted* m o o
HadesLeprechaun: Does Serge have the Clue scryland in his deck? I forget which room it was
drcthulu: I think kathleen has 12 lands?
MegaDosX: Yeah can we get a land count for Kathleen? I've got at least 11 by my count
drewm1022: I also see 12.
Kazman20a: no she has 10 lands and 1 artifact
Kazman20a: so cow is at 10
RatherLargeToad: the Simic forklift of value
ghizmou: moo moo motheraffectioners
drewm1022: Oh that's a signet and a sol ring?
MegaDosX: It's back
MegaDosX: Somebody get the Mortein
MegaDosX: Gerry
MegaDosX: It's like a weird cow
dougma: Kevin the shark is back!!!!
LRRbot: Cultivate [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun Serving.
LRRbot: Dawnsire, Sunstar Dreadnought [5] | Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft [20/20] | Station / 10+ | Whenever you attack, Dawnsire deals 100 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker. / 20+ | Flying
MegaDosX: DAWNSTAR
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
MegaDosX: Hell yeah, the Death Star just came over the horizon
dougma: of course
Mr_Bitterness: I missed that part of the Simarillian
Fruan: Pretty sure that's how they defeated Melkor, yeah.
niccus: don't listen to the machine elves
LoadingReadyRun: @Mr_Bitterness it was in the appendix on at the back
Aarek: are we sure that serge didn't accidentally read a star wars/lotr crossover?
MegaDosX: That cow is now mince
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooooo
Aceviru: Hahaha
Geldaran: more Like speak "friend" and die.
dougma: hahahahahahahahahahahahaa
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
FatefulWaffle: I must've missed the part where Galadriel gave the keys of the Death Star to the halflings
DarkSVermoth: A cow lightly taps a guy and suddenly it just gets obliterated with a satellite cannon
MegaDosX: Man, remember when Frodo flew the eagle down the trench run and blew up the Death Star?
niccus: threw the aux out the window
FatefulWaffle:
Dog_of_Myth: @MegaDosX And did a sweet barrel roll.
Territan: The cow has to mark the target to be hit by the orbital laser ...with milk.
Uniclonus: All shall love the Death Star and despair
evil_h2o_elf: Serge's evocative storytelling reminded me of those early narratives in the magic rulebooks in the 90s - worzel vs thomil vibes
MegaDosX: There's quite a few now
MegaDosX: I briefly considered an Archelos EDH deck and went looking for them, and there were a few back then, even more now
Spades_Slicc: Just wait till Serge hears about the 4 mana clones
Spades_Slicc: in blue
LoadingReadyRun: PuPu UFO, not just a poop joke
MegaDosX: Make them have it, Ben
Sage0fMadness: !card Sakura-Tribe Scout
LRRbot: Sakura-Tribe Scout [G] | Creature — Snake Shaman Scout [1/1] | {T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
MegaDosX: It is a very large Doom Blade
MegaDosX: Uh, Yedora? Alarm bells
LRRbot: Reflections of Littjara [4U] | Enchantment | As this enchantment enters, choose a creature type. / Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen type, copy that spell.
MegaDosX: Even more copying beasts
Aceviru: Oh
LRRbot: Lumbering Falls | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {2}{G}{U}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 3/3 green and blue Elemental creature with hexproof. It's still a land.
MegaDosX: It's more like the Eclipse tbh
dumbo3k: a 20/20 with flying
MegaDosX: "I turn this giant spaceship into a shark with this mutate spell"
Diabore: that was a standard deck for a minute
MegaDosX: !card glassdust gearhulk
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Hydroid Krasis [XGU] | Creature — Jellyfish Hydra Beast [0/0] | When you cast this spell, you gain half X life and draw half X cards. Round down each time. / Flying, trample / This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
RatherLargeToad: it’s actually the opposite of a Death Star since it’s laser is meant to reignite stars. it’s helpful!
Dog_of_Myth: Let's GO!!!
MegaDosX:
I have this in my Tawnos deck Ben
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MegaDosX: Can gain six life off the Earth Kingdom guy
Diabore: wilderness rec
MegaDosX: Wilderness Reclamation used Expansion // Explosion
MegaDosX: It did, I think
MegaDosX: But the wincon was a big Explosion
ballesta25: Krasis is sorcery speed
Diabore: @MegaDosX and before, nexus of suck
MegaDosX:
@Diabore Hate Nexus 
TheFreak013: I just remember the Simic during the Guilds of Ravnica standard eventually just resorting to Mass Manipulation. So obnoxious.
drewm1022: Krasis was played in that forever ago explore uh that one plant thing deck.
MegaDosX: I have Vorel in my Zaxara deck
drewm1022: Wildwood sumthin.
Sage0fMadness: !card wildgrowth walker
LRRbot: Wildgrowth Walker [1G] | Creature — Elemental [1/3] | Whenever a creature you control explores, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and you gain 3 life.
Sage0fMadness: that one?
drewm1022: THAT. lol.
MegaDosX:
Temple of the False God is good in decks that aren't super greedy with land counts
LoadingReadyRun: Temple of the False Cod
Sage0fMadness: where does Columbo go to church? Temple of the Falk's God
UtilityPunk:
That sounds like a Wheeler joke
drewm1022: Confession at the Temple of the Falk's God: "Just one more thing..."
MegaDosX:
Serge just hit him for 20, put him to 3
LoadingReadyRun: That creature is fine, but it dies to Deathstar
LRRbot: Emergence Zone | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: You may cast spells this turn as though they had flash.
LRRbot: Bonny Pall, Clearcutter [3GUU] | Legendary Creature — Giant Scout [6/5] | Reach / When Bonny Pall enters, create Beau, a legendary blue Ox creature token with "Beau's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control." / Whenever you attack, draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield.
Dog_of_Myth: @MegaDosX Puts em in Mind Bomb's range
Sage0fMadness: blue rare, obviously
MegaDosX: Well done.
LRRbot: Multani, Yavimaya's Avatar [4GG] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Avatar [0/0] | Reach, trample / Multani gets +1/+1 for each land you control and each land card in your graveyard. / {1}{G}, Return two lands you control to their owner's hand: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
MegaDosX: !card dawnsire
LRRbot: Dawnsire, Sunstar Dreadnought [5] | Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft [20/20] | Station / 10+ | Whenever you attack, Dawnsire deals 100 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker. / 20+ | Flying
Dog_of_Myth: Serge craves violence
LRRbot: Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Elder Giant [6/6] | When Uro enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. / Whenever Uro enters or attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / Escape—{G}{G}{U}{U}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
LRRbot: Barkchannel Pathway (back: Tidechannel Pathway) | Land | {T}: Add {G}.
MegaDosX: Can't with this trigger
MegaDosX: Has to be the front side
LRRbot: Serum Visions [U] | Sorcery | Draw a card. Scry 2.
MegaDosX: You can only choose which side when you're playing a land
LRRbot: Starwinder [5UU] | Creature — Leviathan [7/7] | Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw that many cards. / Warp {2}{U}{U}
Commodore_Perry_GG: anyone got a Jade Monolith?
UtilityPunk: Thank goodness there aren't Stuffy Dolls in simic... wait. Ohno
RatherLargeToad: The Space Laserinator
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: That's so many cards
UtilityPunk: Serge just blew up a spaceship, now his tractor beam is hoovering up the delicious cardgo
NotCainNorAbel:
500
dumbo3k:
@UtilityPunk 
LRRbot: Lifecrafter's Bestiary [3] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may pay {G}. If you do, draw a card.
RatherLargeToad: gotta zap em all
LRRbot: Surrak, Elusive Hunter [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [4/3] | This spell can't be countered. / Trample / Whenever a creature you control or a creature spell you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, draw a card.
Diabore: mr "draw 40 cards in a turn" is criticizing drawing 20
MegaDosX: I'd already been considering Dawnsire for a colourless deck, this is just adding to that
Sage0fMadness: could represent Aetherize at least
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MegaDosX: Serge's hand is almost a limited deck
dumbo3k: how many cards are in a commander deck typically?
UtilityPunk: Ben's almost got Uno, getim
Dog_of_Myth: @dumbo3k 100
MegaDosX: @dumbo3k 100, no more, no less
a_Weakling: that serge laugh was ominous
dumbo3k: so Serge drew 1/5 of his deck, at once
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
Sage0fMadness: unfortunately, not the 1/5 of the deck that saves him it seems
dumbo3k: is the trick win to get Serge to deck himself with that worm and his spaceship?
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MegaDosX: Do we have decklists out of curiosity?
MrPipboy3000: Its making me simic ...
LRRbot: Season of Weaving [4UU] | Sorcery | Choose up to five {P} worth of modes. You may choose the same mode more than once. / {P} — Draw a card. / {P}{P} — Choose an artifact or creature you control. Create a token that's a copy of it. / {P}{P}{P} — Return each nonland, nontoken permanent to its owner's hand.
MegaDosX: Each nonland nontoken permanent lmao
MegaDosX: Yeah that's how it works
MegaDosX: Mutate is that specific
MegaDosX: Does not target
circusofkirkus: no target
MegaDosX: But there's no target
LRRbot: Fierce Guardianship [2U] | Instant | If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. / Counter target noncreature spell.
LRRbot: Decisive Denial [GU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {3}.
MegaDosX: So CGB would keep Beau and the monkey, and Ben would keep his token mutate stacks
MegaDosX: Everything else goes
drewm1022: Are manifested creatures not tokens?
ghizmou: no
Dog_of_Myth: They are not
MegaDosX: Manifested creatures are not tokens
drewm1022: Cool.
ballesta25: @drewm1022 They are not! They're (face down) cards
drewm1022:
I figured, but this was a good time to double check.
MegaDosX: Much cleaner boards
ballesta25: Reflections of Litjara also bounces, I think
MrPipboy3000: Rflections gets bounced too right?
MegaDosX: Yeah Reflections goes to Ben's hand
Commodore_Perry_GG: Cyclonic Thrift
LRRbot: Migratory Greathorn [3G] | Creature — Beast [3/4] | Mutate {2}{G} / Whenever this creature mutates, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: Ben that would have bounced
drewm1022: Visions is in your hand, Ben.
ghizmou: that s four
MegaDosX:
Top half of the table went with the mental load decks
drcthulu: 4
DarkSVermoth: It should be 4
niccus: why did you give yourself math homework
MrPipboy3000: Its 100% 4
Dog_of_Myth: Pi basics
TheFreak013: 47 basics. I've got a math degree.
MegaDosX: Third time would be ten wouldn't it?
MegaDosX: Six normally, plus two lots of commander tax
drewm1022: The overlay says +6, not sure if that is accurate.
MegaDosX: Next time it'll be twelve
MegaDosX: Assuming there's a next time
Dog_of_Myth: Unless it bounces back to hand, then the tax doesn't apply
LRRbot: Swiftfoot Boots [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. / Equip {1}
Diabore: i dont think ben should have the second token but im not sure
Diabore: i had to go verify some stuff
Dog_of_Myth: But I haven't been paying attention the full game
MegaDosX: @Diabore If you mean the token created by the spell, it'd be created before the bounce technically because cards go through effects like that from top to bottom
Diabore: @MegaDosX thats what i missed, i thought ben bounced part of a mutate stack, didnt reaize he made a copy
MegaDosX: It's SImic, you're allowed
Diabore: @MegaDosX just to clarify, he copied the shark stack right? did he bounce a thing when he remutated with the greathorn, iirc it should keep the chark ability
e_bloc: you don't have to be the fastest player, you just have to not be the slowest
MegaDosX: @Diabore It was the Greathorn-Ivy stack he copied
MegaDosX: And it stayed because it was a Greathorn copy on top and was thus a token
Diabore: @MegaDosX tyty
LRRbot: Kodama's Reach [2G] | Sorcery — Arcane | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: Ben gonna make CGB hate Mana Drain like he hates Settle the Wreckage
Diabore: i dont, someone cut serges deck for me
e_bloc: do not hold your cuts
LRRbot: Arwen Undómiel [GU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/2] | Whenever you scry, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {4}{G}{U}: Scry 2.
LRRbot: Dawnsire, Sunstar Dreadnought [5] | Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft [20/20] | Station / 10+ | Whenever you attack, Dawnsire deals 100 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker. / 20+ | Flying
Dog_of_Myth: The Screlves are back with their death laser
Uniclonus: Sitting here hoping Serge forgets to cast the Proft's again
ChocoBroh: Oh man I just got back, I loves Ben's drawings
joallthedogs:
ghizmou: ben was reading chat
e_bloc: handborg is in play
Dog_of_Myth: !chat
LRRbot: Chat seems active.
MegaDosX: 6x mana
MegaDosX: Both replacements but it's maths, so it's six times
Diabore: card reader?
e_bloc: each replaces only once, 6
MegaDosX: You're correct Serge
LoadingReadyRun: Are Kithkin the mtg equivalent of Ewoks?
MegaDosX: !card mana reflection
LRRbot: Mana Reflection [4GG] | Enchantment | If you tap a permanent for mana, it produces twice as much of that mana instead.
LRRbot: Avenger of Zendikar [5GG] | Creature — Elemental [5/5] | When this creature enters, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token for each land you control. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may put a +1/+1 counter on each Plant creature you control.
MegaDosX: Oh yeah this is a simple kill turn by the looks
e_bloc: One, 21 plants Lay down your arms, give up the fight
LRRbot: Ancient Greenwarden [4GG] | Creature — Elemental [5/7] | Reach / You may play lands from your graveyard. / If a land entering causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
MegaDosX: Doubles landfall among other things
Diabore: oh
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Oofa!
MegaDosX: Yeah they're dead
LRRbot: Khalni Ambush [2G] (back: Khalni Territory) | Instant | Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
Diabore: roll it back
LoadingReadyRun: moo fight!
LRRbot: Greater Good [2GG] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature: Draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power, then discard three cards.
MegaDosX: Greater Moo
ghizmou: what's letting CGB flash in cards, I think I missed it
MegaDosX: !card emergence zone
LRRbot: Emergence Zone | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: You may cast spells this turn as though they had flash.
ghizmou: ty
e_bloc: emergence zone is a good one and I feel like I haven't seen it on the FNPF very often
LRRbot: Archdruid's Charm [GGG] | Instant | Choose one — / • Search your library for a creature or land card and reveal it. Put it onto the battlefield tapped if it's a land card. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control. / • Exile target artifact or enchantment.
TheFreak013: He has to discard and only gets to keep 17 of the 20 cards? This card is terrible. Why would anybody play it? /s
LRRbot: Ancient Greenwarden [4GG] | Creature — Elemental [5/7] | Reach / You may play lands from your graveyard. / If a land entering causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
Diabore: and the 20 die comes back right
e_bloc: you can bully for future crimes
LoadingReadyRun: I don't bully you, I just bully your cards
niccus: traditionally, the bullying happens on PPR day
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooooooo
MegaDosX: Yeah that'll do it
anactualheehaw: it's not bullying, it's sparkling shade
e_bloc: awaken the woods, put the game to bed
MegaDosX: And it didn't take fifteen minutes!
HadesLeprechaun: does anyone have a 0mv Cyc Rift?
MrPipboy3000: Nicely done ... Game 3?
MegaDosX: All of the decks were sick!
joallthedogs:
TheFreak013: You're all playing Simic. You're all war criminals as far as the general MTG community is concerned. It doesn't count as bullying here.
ChocoBroh: Ox cord was great!
northos: thanks for the stream!
xantos69:
50 Bits.
DeM0nFiRe:
FeelingDreepy:
e_bloc: starfish!
LoadingReadyRun: Check out Kathleen's playlist for her deck:
LoadingReadyRun: !fnpfmusic
joallthedogs: Woo!
Charlie_Victor7:
500 Magic!
drewm1022: Oh shit, I stepped away for a min, cgb win again?
MegaDosX: @drewm1022 Much more cleanly the second time, yes
DumbDudeOnTTV: Hello
lamina5432: the reviewing other cardgames stuff is great
DumbDudeOnTTV: I rlly hope ppl played Pio more
drewm1022: TOO MUCH FUN.
Mr_Bitterness: QUIZ QUIZ QUIZ QUIZ
Fruan: Big mid!
xantos69: I look forward to this.
TheFreak013: We're supposed to treat our bodies with respect?
Dog_of_Myth: Sweet more Lego Party
xantos69: Tell me more about this pinball roguelike
TheFreak013: Space Pinball or whatever that old windows pinball game was.
NonchalantAvenger: CGB icon on the scrollel... lollll
NonchalantAvenger: scroller*
TheFreak013:
Man, they're not telling CGB anything
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
MegaDosX: No!
joallthedogs: Night!
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream
lamina5432: gnight and no
dumbo3k: ZzZzZzZz
DeM0nFiRe:
lamina5432: you can't tell me what to do
Vinewood_OG:
Aceviru:
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care!
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