Riftbound: Spiritforged Pre-Pre-Rift || #Sponsored by Riot Games & brought to you by LoadingReadyRun

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 ihlendrax: !box
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LRR_RiftJudge: So chat, what champions do you want to see today?  
 INCSlayer: "Yes"
 INCSlayer: since i assume that Urgot is not one of the champions i have no preference
LRR_RiftJudge: sadly no urgot yet
  TXC2: Hello Everybody
v_nome: Umm... Is Amumu in? If so, Amumu
 Manae: !next
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 INCSlayer: not anymore
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BrookJustBones: How many different fonts are we seeing in this one screen though? I think every line is it's own font
  TXC2: lines 2, 3 and 6 might be the same....
 carbunclegirl: @BrookJustBones I think the "LoL" and "PPR" lines are the same font
 INCSlayer: no the E is different
BrookJustBones: @TXC2 The A in line 2 and 3 are different for sure, 3 and 6 might be the same
 INCSlayer: but i think that Trading card game and PPR are the same font
BrookJustBones: No, the E in line 3 and 6 don't match either
  TXC2: BrookJustBones  yeah, you're right
 INCSlayer: 4 and 6 i think is the same font
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !box
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BrookJustBones: 4 and 6 might be the same
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 Mangledpixel: boop
 INCSlayer: Kits!
 ExachixKitsune: Boop
 Isaac3567: why did I look at chat right away? Now I can't unsee the fonts
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BrookJustBones: And I don't think any of them match the music credits either, but since those are lower case it is harder to compare
  TXC2: looking at chat? right to jail
 ExachixKitsune: You need to look Isaac3567. You need to.... con-font it
  TXC2: here we GO!
 SymphonySolstice: I did not seek to cause suffering like this
onkol1: let's go
  TXC2: hello LRR
 SymphonySolstice: hiii
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greatknightgaramond: mtg pro tour muted in one window, this on the tv. good day!
 TheWooglie:    
moonboye: YAYYYY
 Isaac3567: @ExachixKitsune I'm too non con-font-ational
 lamina5432: ello
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 ExachixKitsune: @Isaac3567 :  
Geisterkarle: ben and cgb mics are better than grahams 
adurnafricai: huh. does riftbound actually have prereleases for this to be pre?
  TXC2: adurnafricai  pre-rifts yes
  Sarah_Serinde: it's perfect don't even worry about it
 Strebenherz: Riiift
LRR_RiftJudge: and yes, chat.  We're here!  
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generatrix: Wait, this isn’t the Royal Rumble?
 INCSlayer: @LRR_RiftJudge are you infact three kobolds in a trenchcoat?
 TheWooglie: ooh a LRR_RiftJudge account
  TXC2: thank you what I assume is Paul on tech
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah we have smart people around here, thanks Judges
  TXC2: generatrix  yeah, this is better
wolfskull7: not seen this game yet so this will be fun to watch
 @loadingreadyrun: hello youtube friends!
 @Sarah-Serinde: oh hi friends
@GrumbyLemon: :hand-pink-waving:
@HighXavier999: Well this is surprising.
@furvias2490: So am I the only one who had never heard even a glimmer of this card game existing before this event from LRR?
@MinotaurFluff: :hand-pink-waving:
 @Sarah-Serinde: I heard of it from LRR's launch event for it a while back :P
@furvias2490: Glad I am not alone here
  @Simriel: I only knew about it cause Graham went to a launch event
 @Sarah-Serinde: oh right that too
@GrumbyLemon: not to be that guy (i’m being that guy) but i knew it since it was project k :D
@TheOrangeAmazing: My friends and I can't get our hands on starter product, lol. So we have yet to bother keeping up with it
@furvias2490: I mean I am ok with LRR being my sole source of TCG news
 @Sarah-Serinde: yeah same haha
@GrumbyLemon: (i was an avid LoR player and was excited when it was announced a card game was coming haha)
@Belkan2087: Greetings from Argentina!
 @Sarah-Serinde: both things are valid
 @Sarah-Serinde: Welcome!
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 spookittyAsh: Boyfriend Sword 
 ExachixKitsune: Ooh love that
Creideiki_SE: @Sarah_Serinde Smart people, and also chat!
 RatherLargeToad: ah, it’s Mutate 
  Sarah_Serinde: @Creideiki_SE Hey there's *some* overlap 
zigboy22: ohhhhh
 SymphonySolstice: @Creideiki_SE I'm doing my part! (as chat)
 Mangledpixel: glod!
dafrog1: yooooooooooooooo riftbound continues to do all the best mtg stuff
LRR_RiftJudge: only two kobolds in the trenchcoat this time.  
 RatherLargeToad: multikicker!
  TXC2: pre-pre-peat
onkol1: did they mention weaponmaster
  TXC2: onkol1  yes
 SymphonySolstice: re-peat is what I have to do to my garden every spring
beem3r_: the difference in volume between each person is very significant
 Mangledpixel: ugh
LRR_RiftJudge: there are upwards of two braincells on the account today- pywo
AdamYMHMI: Graham is super quiet
  TXC2: SymphonySolstice  meant to use peat-free compost these days 
 BrowneePointz: once again, thanks Logan and Jake Paul for ruining card game mercantile
  TXC2: LRR_RiftJudge  some generous rounding there I suspect 
 Strebenherz: Clown time is best time
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
  TXC2: hello Lysander_salamander  welcome
onkol1: @Lysander_salamander herro
Narfidy: I can only make pre release on Sunday. Gonna only get 2 rounds in before I gotta go home for the big game
 BrowneePointz: whack em with the lamppost!
 Lysander_salamander: yay it's Jax
 Amazonian: CGB better open all my favorite waifus
 BrowneePointz: rush gunblade and triforce!
 Amazonian: also hiiiii cgb
  Pharmacistjudge: why are we @ ing Arms
onkol1: @Amazonian omg amazonian hiii you play riftbound too? so many big MTG names
 bytecaster: Depending on how good equipment is, this legend seems fun!
 Amazonian: @onkol1 I like card games
 LithelyUnshod: Calm, Ben
moonboye: No Ben, green is Calm!
wandalisms: not mind
 INCSlayer: @Amazonian ohh yea name one card game
LRR_RiftJudge: how do you start with Yone, you don't have a 3 star Yasuo? yes I play a normal amount of TFT lately. - Pywo
@MinotaurFluff: A League Reference no wayy
@GrumbyLemon: hahaha
@furvias2490: Basically TCG's don't exist unless LRR covers it (Wheeler is doing a solid job of keeping that list long)
@jaolen: I’ve been keeping an eye on this but it’s been literally impossible to get any cards for me yet
@GrumbyLemon: there’s also weaponmaster!!1!1!
@furvias2490: I hope there is a rules video coming, because these terms are totally gibberish right now lol
@GrumbyLemon: repeat is only once :D
@Belkan2087: And Gold Tokens creation
@hungryhungryhobo196: So like kicker?
@furvias2490: Everything is kicker
@GrumbyLemon: yea but it all has the same effect (of repeating the spell effect)
@GrumbyLemon: basically pay double the cost for
@GrumbyLemon: double the effect
@furvias2490: OK so kinda like Commander?
@GrumbyLemon: kiiinda? there’s a legend (who’s more like eminence) and then the chosen champion which is like a commander you can play once
@Belkan2087: But you can have up to 3 copies of the same card on the deck.
Geisterkarle: @INCSlayer uno
onkol1: @Amazonian and riftbound is one great card game 
beem3r_: jax unmatched is good
 Amazonian: @INCSlayer oh god you got me there
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 itsr67: 1337 gold
 BrowneePointz: 20 ad 5 lethality and 10 cdr
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
 BrowneePointz: god I’m a nerd
 BrowneePointz: god they need to put Ornn in 2XKO
LRR_RiftJudge: in limited you still need 3 battlefields.  but if you don't get 3.  use a facedown card to stand in a s a blank battlefield with no abilities.  
Narfidy: What channel is this one gonna be on?
 Jethrain: @Narfidy LRRTT i think
 INCSlayer: LRRTTG i think graham has said
Narfidy: Ty
 BrowneePointz: Vex
 BrowneePointz: called shot
 Mangledpixel: ooh cake
L9Pavel: ga+herder in limited dope
  TXC2: "how do you play limited?" "poorly"
   LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
  LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
 Jethrain: What does "recall me" mean on that?
onkol1: @Jethrain put it to base but it's not a move
LRR_RiftJudge: Recall means to return the unit to base.  
Everspace: press b
 djalternative: recall means to call something again
@GrumbyLemon: ^^ that is an important part of
@GrumbyLemon: why’s autocorrect adding words </3
@furvias2490: For the Legends or for every card in the deck?
@Belkan2087: Cards on the deck
@Belkan2087: You only have 1 legend and 1 champion. You can change the champion bertween matches if you play best of 3
@GrumbyLemon: in the normal constructed rules, it’s 40 cards (including the chosen champion), up to 3 of any specific copy
@furvias2490: It's really fun to understand what people who don't play MTG hear when my friends and I are brewing a deck
@GrumbyLemon: oh right the limited decks should be exactly 25 cards (pretty sure someone said “atleast”)
@Crabson: new rules say at least
@Crabson: they updated them
 djalternative: mostly because they didn't pick up the phone the first time
Everspace: I'm kinda sad I haven't been able to have my ARAMs due to playing on linux 
  LRRbot: Ravenbloom Conservatory [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you defend here, reveal the top card of your Main Deck. If it's a spell, put it in your hand. Otherwise, recycle it.
Everspace: Love that in LOR
 BrowneePointz: with 172 champions there’s a lot to love.
Narfidy: Im waiting on Lillia. I like the deer
 pleonasticTautology: hi ben, hi cgb, hi chat
Everspace: Galio please, my best big sad boy
  TXC2: hello pleonasticTautology  welcome
 pleonasticTautology: hi my girlfriend who's watching this in the other room
MikeVT: do you draw an extra card if you choose not to have a legend? Same for chosen champ?
 glitched_goddess: omg I just looked up Vex and she’s ADORABLE!
 emilevitt: is   evelyn  in yet??
 spookittyAsh: @pleonasticTautology hiiii
  LRRbot: Boots of Swiftness [3] [Chaos] | Gear − Equipment [2] | [Equip] [P] ([P]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
 emilevitt:    she's  one of my favorite to main lmao
Everspace: @MikeVT you have to have a legend iirc?
 BrowneePointz: @glitched_goddess she uses shadow magic(her shadow is literally animate)
HumorlessParody: Vex is gonna be a legend in the next set, Ben
adurnafricai: aww true love
 Mangledpixel: the boots with the brrrrrr
 LithelyUnshod: @Everspace Not in Limited
 pleonasticTautology: @spookittyAsh :3 kbity
  LRRbot: Lucian, Merciless [3] [Body] | Champion Unit − Lucian, Demacia, Sentinel [3] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) / The first time I conquer each turn, ready me.
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 BrowneePointz: @emilevitt so far not much shadow isles rep
  LRRbot: Glorious Executioner [Fury Chaos] | Legend − Draven | When you win a combat, draw 1. (You win if only your units remain after combat.)
Tinhn54: Holy
Everspace: fancy fancy
onkol1: holy money
 pleonasticTautology: omg
 TheWooglie: time to play with the third colour
horo_roi: gg
Voidhawk42: "Ha-ha! Draaaaaven!"
moonboye: Streamer luck
LRR_RiftJudge: The legend is not included in the 25 cards.
MajorFrostbyte: red/green/purple deck?
 emilevitt: @BrowneePointz dang,  the shadow isles is my favorite
 itsr67: Wowee
 pleonasticTautology: cgb do you think the moonbase *doesn't* have sleeves
 emilevitt: i'm such a sucker for mordekaiser and  maokai lol
onkol1: @MajorFrostbyte better chances for red orange purple
onkol1: imo
 pleonasticTautology: "slightly sweaty content creator hands" got me
 BrowneePointz: @emilevitt Dave was cheeky but apparently the next set has some
satyropodobny: watch him buy 6 swords and run it mid
  LRRbot: Yordle Explorer [4] [Body] | Unit − Yordle, Bandle City [4] | When you play a card with Power cost [A][A] or more, draw 1.
  LRRbot: The Papertree [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you hold here, each player channels 1 rune exhausted.
 BrowneePointz: 2XKO Competitive Top Tier Teemo!? poggers
  LRRbot: Kato the Arm [4] [Body 1] | Unit − Noxus [3] | [Deflect] (Opponents must pay [A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / When I move to a battlefield, give a friendly unit my keywords and +[M] equal to my Might this turn.
onkol1: they did my boi kato wrong
MajorFrostbyte: @onkol1 Ah, I was just thinking of Jax and the green equipment, but never played Rift before, so not sure the best play
Everspace: Kato is the worst "boyfriend", he's so fun
  LRRbot: Irelia, Graceful [4] [Chaos 1] | Champion Unit − Irelia, Ionia [4] | Your spells that choose me cost [1] or [A] less.
onkol1: @MajorFrostbyte i played a few pre-rift in the simulator or rifty with friends
onkol1: green jax is not too great
moonboye: FYI Kato got Errata'd, now he can't target himself with his ability
 BrowneePointz: ah irelia, the first chap that got me to Diamond(in season 2, good old Atmog’s Meta)
 BrowneePointz: champ*
Narfidy: I feel like Fiora in the Jax pack is probably pretty juiced
onkol1: @moonboye yea that's why i said they did him wrong
 emilevitt: @BrowneePointz i miss old irelia so much
  LRRbot: Sunken Temple [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here with one or more [Mighty] units, you may pay [1] to draw 1. (A unit is Mighty while it has 5+ [M].)
 pleonasticTautology: i'm on the graham stark team of "i don't know who any of these people are"
Everspace: go nuts play every card. Is there a rift equivelent of Battle of Wits?
 emilevitt: she was my first main, i would take her into the jungle, no one would expect it
 emilevitt: 
  TXC2: pleonasticTautology  big same
@Belkan2087: That rule was changed, I tink
@GrumbyLemon: o really?
@GrumbyLemon: intriguing + good to know ty
  @LRRbot: Ravenbloom Conservatory [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you defend here, reveal the top card of your Main Deck. If it's a spell, put it in your hand. Otherwise, recycle it.
@Belkan2087: Still, you probably wanna use 25 only
@GrumbyLemon: knew of the update didn’t get to properly read through it thoroughly
@GrumbyLemon: consistency >>
  @LRRbot: Boots of Swiftness [3] [Chaos] | Gear − Equipment [2] | [Equip] [P] ([P]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Lucian, Merciless [3] [Body] | Champion Unit − Lucian, Demacia, Sentinel [3] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attache…
@Varscona: that lucian is VERY good
  @LRRbot: Glorious Executioner [Fury Chaos] | Legend − Draven | When you win a combat, draw 1. (You win if only your units remain after combat.)
@GrumbyLemon: oooo
@bladeraider91: Drawing a card is so YOU tho CGB
  @LRRbot: Yordle Explorer [4] [Body] | Unit − Yordle, Bandle City [4] | When you play a card with Power cost [A][A] or more, draw 1.
  @LRRbot: The Papertree [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you hold here, each player channels 1 rune exhausted.
  @LRRbot: Kato the Arm [4] [Body 1] | Unit − Noxus [3] | [Deflect] (Opponents must pay [A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / When I move to a battlefield, give a friendly unit my keywords and +[M] equal…
@Varscona: i'm very high on this 6/6 with wepaonmaster in purple
  @LRRbot: Irelia, Graceful [4] [Chaos 1] | Champion Unit − Irelia, Ionia [4] | Your spells that choose me cost [1] or [A] less.
  @LRRbot: Sunken Temple [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here with one or more [Mighty] units, you may pay [1] to draw 1. (A unit is Mighty while it has 5+ [M].)
  LRRbot: Xin Zhao, Vigilant [3] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Demacia, Xin Zhao [4] | [Tank] (I must be assigned combat damage first.) / I enter ready if you have two or more other units in your base.
aZuTheNaB: @emilevitt Same, why did they have to rework her into something I have to have hands to play
 BrowneePointz: Shin Jow
 BrowneePointz: btw
ZMainCharacter: wooo lets go riftboud on LRR!
Everspace: As a person who knows the people, it's been interesting to see how they're translating the characters who have a particular vibe into the rift stuff
 pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 🤝 it DOES look like a fun card game though! we've been watching what lrr does with it
  LRRbot: Ferrous Forerunner [6] [Fury 1] | Unit − Mech, Yordle, Bandle City [6] | [Deathknell] — Play two 3 [M] Mech unit tokens to your base. (When I die, get the effect.)
 emilevitt: was it good?  probably not but  if no one  expected it and it was so  funny to see  the other team react to it
 couchboyj: Can you do the sealed special and sideboard into a completely different deck in riftbound?
wandalisms: forrunner too insane luck
  Pharmacistjudge: Hello @ZMainCharacter
Everspace: @couchboyj I believe it also has continuous construction
 BrowneePointz: rumble’s over numbered art is siiiiick
ZMainCharacter: @Pharmacistjudge hiiiii!
 ArcOfTheConclave: oh the cithria cosplayer yordle
ZMainCharacter: more yordlesssss
 BrowneePointz: (and ornn’s)
BeardedBrayker: Forerunner is Wurmcoil Engine in Riftbound which is awesome
  LRRbot: Body Rune [Body] | Basic Rune
L9Pavel: same artwork as in origins , sadge
ZMainCharacter: hiii yall! happy riftin
Everspace: I would love to do custom rune stuff at some point
 Mangledpixel: body ody ody ody cards
  LRRbot: Veiled Temple [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, you may ready a friendly gear. If it's an Equipment, you may detach it.
 idontgetmyrealname: Yordles! Shortstack Supremacy ftw (in the Lore and Legends TFT set)
ZMainCharacter: your vex is crazy, so much fun
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MikeVT: "602.4.a.5.b. If a player's deck is missing a Champion Legend and/or a Chosen Champion, they draw a card at the start of their first Beginning Phase each game. (If both are missing, they still only draw one card."  Interesting
 BrowneePointz: @zmaincharacter you just missed cgb pulling a super glam Overnumbered Draven
v_nome: Oh hi Z!
 Everspace: I keep forgetting to use my bezos bucks for LRR
  LRRbot: Stellacorn Herder [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mount Targon [3] | When I move, draw 1.
 Everspace: I love her in LoR a lot
 pleonasticTautology: the three best words in a card game
ZMainCharacter: @BrowneePointz oh my goodness thats rad (draven is evil lol)
 pleonasticTautology: "draw a card"
 BrowneePointz: oh yea Brad is in this set
 BrowneePointz: love Brad
 ArcOfTheConclave: the amount of art from LoR that is being reused is really throwing me off
 bytecaster: love draw card
Voidhawk42: + Boots of swiftness, gank and draw??
beem3r_: drawing cards is broken
  LRRbot: Veteran Poro [2] [Body] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.)
  LRRbot: Hextech Anomaly [3] [Mind 1] | Gear | [E]: [Reaction] — Pay any amount of [A] to [Add] that much Energy. (Abilities that add resources can't be reacted to.)
 Everspace: I've mostly been mad about the LoR card art not having the same names. Rip Mr. Thrift
twistedsylvan: Hi Z! It's cool to see so many MtG people getting into this game - feels like a vote of confidence that this may have some legs to it
Narfidy: Its the best uncommon in the set??? Punch first is right there!!
 Everspace: @twistedsylvan I watched their first demo with the creator and it had enough "cool things happening" that made me interested enough in it
onkol1: @Narfidy punch first is common tho
onkol1: which is even crazier
 Everspace: CovertGoOrange
ZMainCharacter: @twistedsylvan hi! It is absolutely a great game! I'm going to as many pre-rifts next weekend as I can!
  LRRbot: Wages of Pain [3] [Mind] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action]_ (Play on your turn or in showdowns.)_ / Deal 3 to a unit at a battlefield. Play a Gold gear token exhausted.
L9Pavel: purple,green,vet poro- play no jax champ so u draw on start
L9Pavel: purple green body*  dahell is vet poro
  @LRRbot: Xin Zhao, Vigilant [3] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Demacia, Xin Zhao [4] | [Tank] (I must be assigned combat damage first.) / I enter ready if you have two or more other units in your base.
@Varscona: SPOILER BEN WTH
  @LRRbot: Ferrous Forerunner [6] [Fury 1] | Unit − Mech, Yordle, Bandle City [6] | [Deathknell] — Play two 3 [M] Mech unit tokens to your base. (When I die, get the effect.)
@Reach_W just became a member!
@GrumbyLemon: fr….
  @LRRbot: Body Rune [Body] | Basic Rune
  @LRRbot: Veiled Temple [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, you may ready a friendly gear. If it's an Equipment, you may detach it.
  @LRRbot: Stellacorn Herder [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mount Targon [3] | When I move, draw 1.
  @LRRbot: Veteran Poro [2] [Body] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.)
  @LRRbot: Hextech Anomaly [3] [Mind 1] | Gear | [E]: [Reaction] — Pay any amount of [A] to [Add] that much Energy. (Abilities that add resources can't be reacted to.)
@Belkan2087: You can recicle runes to get energy. Or use gold tokens.
@furvias2490: Is mono color viable?
  @LRRbot: Wages of Pain [3] [Mind] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action]_ (Play on your turn or in showdowns.)_ / Deal 3 to a unit at a battlefield. Play a Gold gear tok…
@Varscona: thank you ben, yeah every deck should be 3 colour in this format
 Everspace: is Gold essentially Treasure?
L9Pavel: @Everspace ye but they enter tapped
  LRRbot: Cull [1] [Chaos] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [P] ([P]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
onkol1: i usually try to go with one main color, one side color and the 3rd color is usually 0 power costs so i end up with rune split of around 8-4
   LoadingReadyRun: btw: if you want to see more Riftbound gameplay, we have the Origins prerelease event and also some constructed deck streams on you tabletop channel youtube.com/lrrtt
L9Pavel: and they do not give u mana , they dont let u deramp instead
onkol1: @Everspace nope. gives power not energy
  LRRbot: Loyal Pup [3] [Chaos] | Unit − Dog, Bandle City [3] | When you defend at a battlefield, you may move me there.
 Everspace: Ah so they replace the bottoming a rune.
L9Pavel: @Everspace yes
 Everspace: 
  LRRbot: Sentinel Adept [3] [Fury] | Unit − Shadow Isles, Sentinel [3] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.)
  LRRbot: Ferrous Forerunner [6] [Fury 1] | Unit − Mech, Yordle, Bandle City [6] | [Deathknell] — Play two 3 [M] Mech unit tokens to your base. (When I die, get the effect.)
 LithelyUnshod: Forerunner is busted, even in construsted
onkol1: btw having jax legend you can completely ignore the power color of your equipments in the sense of rune split
Jogela: Body World (Exhibition) is a thing
beem3r_: but cull wagges of pain and boots is pretty good too
  TXC2: "welcome to body land" sounds like a documentary title
  LRRbot: Punch First [1] [Body 2] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Give a unit +5 [M] this turn.
  LRRbot: Buhru Captain [3] [Body 1] | Unit − Bilgewater [3] | When you play me, you may draw 1 or buff me. (To buff a unit, give it a +1 [M] buff if it doesn't already have one.)
beem3r_: not alot in a golmta
  LRRbot: Yordle Explorer [4] [Body] | Unit − Yordle, Bandle City [4] | When you play a card with Power cost [A][A] or more, draw 1.
beem3r_: gold meta
  LRRbot: Hexdrinker [2] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  LRRbot: Sea Monkey [2] [Body] | Unit − Pirate, Bilgewater [2] | You may pay [1] as an additional cost to play me. / When you play me, if you paid the additional cost, buff me. (Give me a +1 [M] buff if I don't already have one.)
  LRRbot: Dauntless Vanguard [4] [Body 1] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [4] | You may play me to an occupied enemy battlefield.
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  LRRbot: Strike Down [3] [Body 1] | Spell | Choose an equipped friendly unit. It deals damage equal to its Might to an enemy unit. Then detach an Equipment from it.
  LRRbot: Combat Chef [5] [Body] | Unit − Demacia [5] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.)
 Mangledpixel: I assume the flavour is them throwing the weapon
  LRRbot: Doran's Blade [2] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [2] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
Edac_plays: shoot I’m late
  LRRbot: Stellacorn Herder [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mount Targon [3] | When I move, draw 1.
  LRRbot: Guardian of the Passage [6] [Calm] | Unit − Spirit, Shadow Isles [6] | When I hold, you may return a unit or gear from your trash to your hand.
  TXC2: hello Edac_plays  we're still in deck building, no game syet
  LRRbot: Thwonk! [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Stun an attacking unit. (It doesn't deal combat damage this turn.)
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  @LRRbot: Cull [1] [Chaos] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [P] ([P]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
@Belkan2087: Mono color, not right now. Perhaps in the future.
  @LRRbot: Loyal Pup [3] [Chaos] | Unit − Dog, Bandle City [3] | When you defend at a battlefield, you may move me there.
@sarahlynn6577: Wages of Pain is Mind (blue), not Chaos (purple), just a note since it was added to that pile a few times haha
  @LRRbot: Sentinel Adept [3] [Fury] | Unit − Shadow Isles, Sentinel [3] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.)
  @LRRbot: Ferrous Forerunner [6] [Fury 1] | Unit − Mech, Yordle, Bandle City [6] | [Deathknell] — Play two 3 [M] Mech unit tokens to your base. (When I die, get the effect.)
@furvias2490: Wurmcoil engine, nice
  @LRRbot: Punch First [1] [Body 2] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Give a unit +5 [M] this turn.
  @LRRbot: Buhru Captain [3] [Body 1] | Unit − Bilgewater [3] | When you play me, you may draw 1 or buff me. (To buff a unit, give it a +1 [M] buff if it doesn't already have one.)
  @LRRbot: Yordle Explorer [4] [Body] | Unit − Yordle, Bandle City [4] | When you play a card with Power cost [A][A] or more, draw 1.
  @LRRbot: Hexdrinker [2] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Sea Monkey [2] [Body] | Unit − Pirate, Bilgewater [2] | You may pay [1] as an additional cost to play me. / When you play me, if you paid the additional cost, buff me. (Give me a +1 [M] buff if I don…
  @LRRbot: Dauntless Vanguard [4] [Body 1] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [4] | You may play me to an occupied enemy battlefield.
  @LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your cli…
  @LRRbot: Strike Down [3] [Body 1] | Spell | Choose an equipped friendly unit. It deals damage equal to its Might to an enemy unit. Then detach an Equipment from it.
@Varscona: deadblooms little bro
  @LRRbot: Combat Chef [5] [Body] | Unit − Demacia [5] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.)
@contentcontentconsumer: Hexdrinker. If you have a hex and I have a hex, my straw reaches acrossss the room and drinks your hex. I drink it uuuuup
  @LRRbot: Doran's Blade [2] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [2] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Stellacorn Herder [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mount Targon [3] | When I move, draw 1.
  @LRRbot: Guardian of the Passage [6] [Calm] | Unit − Spirit, Shadow Isles [6] | When I hold, you may return a unit or gear from your trash to your hand.
  @LRRbot: Thwonk! [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Stun an attacking unit. (It doesn't deal c…
  LRRbot: Feral Strength [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Give a unit +2 [M] this turn.
  LRRbot: Brutalizer [2] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [G] ([G]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  LRRbot: Desert's Call [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Play a 2 [M] Sand Soldier unit token.
  LRRbot: Guardian Angel [2] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [G] ([G]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
Edac_plays: @txc2 hello 👋 great to hear thank you
  LRRbot: Lonely Poro [2] [Calm] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Deathknell] — If I died alone, draw 1. (When I die, get the effect. I'm alone if there are no other friendly units here.)
 Everspace: Oh poor boy
floralfencer: master yi poro
 Mangledpixel: that is devastatingly sad
  TXC2: the use of personal pronouns make that way sadder then it needs to be 
Edac_plays: Was there a mechanic video at the beginning of the stream? was going to use it during my PR for my players.
 Mangledpixel: ikr?
  LRRbot: Wages of Pain [3] [Mind] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action]_ (Play on your turn or in showdowns.)_ / Deal 3 to a unit at a battlefield. Play a Gold gear token exhausted.
 Everspace: @Edac_plays I would check the LRRTCG channel, they ususally post those
 LithelyUnshod: @Edac_plays Nope, just an overview from Graham
 Jethrain: @Edac_plays Graham gave a brief mechanic explainer at the top
Bruceski: @Edac_plays They talked about them so you can find something in the vod, but there wasn't a separate video
 pleonasticTautology: dr. robotnik's lean mean bean machine?
ReiAether: hidden is going to be so brutal in limited too
  TXC2: Edac_plays  not a video no, but Graham briefly covered some new mechanics
   LoadingReadyRun: @Edac_plays Graham talked about the mechanics, but we didn't have a dedicated judge video
ReiAether: normally you have a pretty good idea of what 2-3 cards a deck could be hiding but it could be so much more in limited
Edac_plays: ah alrighty then thanks yall!
Edac_plays: back to writing my script then
Rodzos: suspiciously jax-shaped cgb:
Edac_plays: sheesh an ON Draven in the sealed pool wowza
  @LRRbot: Feral Strength [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Give a unit…
  @LRRbot: Brutalizer [2] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [G] ([G]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Desert's Call [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Play a 2 [M] Sand Soldier unit token.
  @LRRbot: Guardian Angel [2] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [G] ([G]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Lonely Poro [2] [Calm] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Deathknell] — If I died alone, draw 1. (When I die, get the effect. I'm alone if there are no other friendly units here.)
@contentcontentconsumer: lonely I'm poro lonely I have nobody
  @LRRbot: Wages of Pain [3] [Mind] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action]_ (Play on your turn or in showdowns.)_ / Deal 3 to a unit at a battlefield. Play a Gold gear tok…
@SambaXVI: dont forget about the Lucian, he will be a great main guy for the deck
@GrumbyLemon: could have him as the chosen champ due to limited rules 👀👀
@contentcontentconsumer: where did your Jax go off
  @Simriel: not enough Garen, 0/10 deck :P
Tonemanzero: I really wish I could be sure my LGS was able to do a pre-rift. They haven't been promising anything on that front with the state of supply.
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onkol1: combat chef is so underrated in limited
 DirectorStephanie:  Hello frens.
onkol1: the 3 cards that are X energy for X might with weaponmaster are good
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  LRRbot: Unsung Hero [2] [Order] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [2] | [Deathknell] — If I was [Mighty], draw 2. (When I die, get the effect. I'm Mighty while I have 5+ [M].)
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onkol1: the pirates are insane what
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  LRRbot: Wages of Pain [3] [Mind] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action]_ (Play on your turn or in showdowns.)_ / Deal 3 to a unit at a battlefield. Play a Gold gear token exhausted.
  Pharmacistjudge: @SUFFIX !
onkol1: they are T1 if you're either first or second
floralfencer: oh to be a monkey in the sump
 Suffix: HELLO FRIENDS! How goes bounding the rifts?
Edac_plays: i mean 25 is just the minimum now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
onkol1: and you don't lose on value if you're second and start with it
onkol1: @Edac_plays you want to be at the minimum if you can help it
 Everspace: @floralfencer oh to be a sump wump
  TXC2: hello Suffix  welcome
PUFNSTUF360: if you pull a signature spell in pre rift can it still only be used if you have that legend?
 Everspace: Generally staying at the minimum is best
 LithelyUnshod: 24 in deck? Legend doesn't count?
HumorlessParody: Does the legend count toward the deck size? I think CGB counted the legend
LRR_RiftJudge: Latest documents say 25 cards exactly.  The legends do not count towards 25 cards, but the chosen champion does count.
PaperDude_: where caan we see the pre release kits?
LRR_RiftJudge: Signature spell needs to be completely within your 3 domains. 
@Wolfmaschine3012: with boots of swiftness lucian can conquere both battlefield in 1 round
@contentcontentconsumer: no spin no win
  @LRRbot: Unsung Hero [2] [Order] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [2] | [Deathknell] — If I was [Mighty], draw 2. (When I die, get the effect. I'm Mighty while I have 5+ [M].)
  @LRRbot: Wages of Pain [3] [Mind] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action]_ (Play on your turn or in showdowns.)_ / Deal 3 to a unit at a battlefield. Play a Gold gear tok…
@tyariiiii: sales
@MrSamSaturn: Why does he need to make 3 cuts?
@tyariiiii: sealed is now 25+ you don't need cuts
@MrSamSaturn: ^
@tyariiiii: tournament rules changed like 2 days ago
  @Simriel: They don't see youtube chat in the room
@contentcontentconsumer: Hayao Miyazaki sends his regards on a katana, no cuts
@furvias2490: RIP
  @Simriel: The tech person (Paul?) might
@tyariiiii: someone relay to twitch lol
@furvias2490: Quick someone cross over to the other side lmao
onkol1: @LRR_RiftJudge they updated it literally yesterday what
adurnafricai: ooh, and matching two colors is easier too since you get to splash one
Narfidy: So conceivably. We could run Red Blue Orange. With a Fiora Legend, Lucian champion, and Rumble signature spell? Legends are not connected to your domains?
Sam_The_Human: @LRR_RiftJudge 602.4.a.2 in the January update says at least 25
LRR_RiftJudge: I must have an old link.
onkol1: @Narfidy no no 3 colors at total - including the legend signature and all other cards
luckyowl618: I'm counting 24
 LithelyUnshod: We fixed it, chat
PaperDude_: the kits are random? or we can choose?
  TXC2: we got there
Sam_The_Human: 
 DirectorStephanie: 
onkol1: the chef is pretty good tho
 Everspace: my lobster too buttery
jcthundar: Will this be put on Youtube later on?
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes
  LRRbot: Sea Monkey [2] [Body] | Unit − Pirate, Bilgewater [2] | You may pay [1] as an additional cost to play me. / When you play me, if you paid the additional cost, buff me. (Give me a +1 [M] buff if I don't already have one.)
  Sarah_Serinde: Technically it's on youtube right now at youtube.com/loadingreadyrun
 pleonasticTautology: ook
  TXC2: PaperDude_  I think it's just 6 random packs plus a random legend
 LithelyUnshod: @jcthundar It's on YT now! But also yes, there will be a VOD
onkol1: the monkeys are insane what
floralfencer: oh to be a monkey in the forge
  Sarah_Serinde: But an edited version will go up later, I believe on LRRTT
LRR_RiftJudge: ah, I am wrong I found the proper link.  Minimum 25
onkol1: @LRR_RiftJudge 
 pleonasticTautology: monke
PaperDude_: @TXC2 what about the mini pre constructed decks?
floralfencer: i do appreciate it being a 3 drop without being a 3 drop
GanixU:   
  TXC2: PaperDude_  I don't know about that
Edac_plays: @PUFNSTUF360 No you can play it as long as it is within your 3 colors
 James_the_Dabbler: Ook Ook
   LoadingReadyRun: yup, the edited vod will be up on youtube.com/lrrtt (there are already some other Riftbound videos up there, if you want to see more)
  LRRbot: Apprentice Smith [2] [Calm] | Unit − Freljord [2] | When I move, reveal the top card of your Main Deck. If it's a gear, draw it. Otherwise, recycle it.
 margieargie: #BlameBen
  Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Paul!
Narfidy: So legends DO count. I thought they had said at the begining that a deck didnt need it. The rules in this game can be a little hard to parse
Edac_plays: @PaperDude_ you can’t tell from outside which mini precon you get, it’s like a ravnica draft where you get packs and then a pack with a legend and set list of cards
onkol1: @Narfidy the whole deck needs to fit inside 3 colors
Delloor: @paperdude_  & @txc2 it’s 1 of 6 different 15 card pre con decks and 5 packs.
Edac_plays: @Narfidy correct you can play sealed without a legend
 DirectorStephanie:  Heck yeah!
  TXC2: !break
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adurnafricai: yay, back to back benben
 e_bloc: two lets nopers enter, they both do leave but one is slightly more satisfied
  TXC2: Delloor  ah, ok then
 Everspace: time to check on the factory/take a pee break/clean
PaperDude_: @Delloor and where can we see those?
LRR_RiftJudge: Legends do not count towards the 25 card minimum.  Legends and Signature spells need to be completely within your 3 chosen domains. 
niccus: if the monkey lets the game go longer, it has drawn you cards
@contentcontentconsumer: maybe he just wants a lean deck tho
 @Sarah-Serinde: They know you don't have to keep it to 25 cards, they mentioned that at the start of deckbuilding
 @Sarah-Serinde: And yes the tech person can always see YouTube chat
@furvias: Hello Paul!
@contentcontentconsumer: :socialdist::socialdist:
 @loadingreadyrun: hello!
@furvias: We are SEEN!
@furvias: Lol
@contentcontentconsumer: oooh a signature Paul hello
  @Simriel: best Paul
@furvias: 100%
@bladeraider91: or another repeat if u have another
  @LRRbot: Sea Monkey [2] [Body] | Unit − Pirate, Bilgewater [2] | You may pay [1] as an additional cost to play me. / When you play me, if you paid the additional cost, buff me. (Give me a +1 [M] buff if I don…
@Belkan2087: So only two colors?
  @LRRbot: Apprentice Smith [2] [Calm] | Unit − Freljord [2] | When I move, reveal the top card of your Main Deck. If it's a gear, draw it. Otherwise, recycle it.
@contentcontentconsumer: Ben & Adam is like pb&j
@furvias: This is gonna be a heck of a first game
  Pharmacistjudge: apologizes on ths 25 card snafu.  the link to the "official tournamenr ruels" still links to the October 2025 one and not the January update.
 Edac_plays: @PaperDude_ they were posted on Reddit if you google spiritforged prerift mini precons
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 Edac_plays: @Pharmacistjudge yeah it literally just updated earlier this week 😂
Delloor: @paperdude_ If you search for pre rift deck on youtube you will find multiple creators who have made content where they go through the list shared via reddit. Or you can do what @edac_plays mentioned and search directly on reddit.
 Shurtal: test
 Edac_plays: Can’t wait for my pre rift next week, it will be interesting to see if I can play while judging or if it gets to hectic
SubscribensteinsMonster: Netrunner my love
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Delloor: isnt the pre rift event supposed to be the most casual event? Should be ok to play and judge?
SubscribensteinsMonster: hey, it's still kinda going, but RIP Android: Netrunner for sure
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 Edac_plays: @Delloor yeah it’ll be more how many questions i have to answer
  LRRbot: Treasure Hoard [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, you may pay [1] to play a Gold gear token exhausted.
  Sarah_Serinde: spoilers 
@contentcontentconsumer: wild that we're already a month into the new year
@contentcontentconsumer: I still keep accidentally signing things as 2025
@contentcontentconsumer: wonder what deck Adam's gonna be on
  @LRRbot: Treasure Hoard [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, you may pay [1] to play a Gold gear token exhausted.
@furvias: It seems someone's deck has a treasure hoard in it lol
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  TXC2: and we're back
  TXC2: Lets go Adam!
 pleonasticTautology: i didn't
niccus: i flashed
 detectiveYarmas: second one for flinching
beem3r_: i didt
 Everspace: @Delloor it can be tricky to do both just from a logistics standpoint even if it is chill
simpletoon: You got me boss.
  Pharmacistjudge: I did not flinch.  I drive rushed
 Everspace: I flashed
  TXC2: Pharmacistjudge  unc check the Adam
LoganJayBee: i also flashed
  LRRbot: Treasure Hoard [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, you may pay [1] to play a Gold gear token exhausted.
  LRRbot: Power Nexus [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you hold here, you may pay [A][A][A][A] to score 1 point.
Voidhawk42: You may pay AAAAAaaaaaa
  LRRbot: Chem-Baroness [Mind Order] | Legend − Renata Glasc | When you or an ally hold, you may exhaust me to play a Gold gear token exhausted. / While your score is within 3 points of the Victory Score, your Gold [ADD] an additional [1].
 Everspace: I have hard time not saying Glask like Apollo the parrot says glass
  LRRbot: Rumble, Scrapper [5] [Mind 1] | Champion Unit − Mech, Yordle, Rumble, Bandle City [4] | Your Mechs have +1 [M] (including me). / When I hold, play a 3 [M] Mech unit token to your base.
  TXC2: mean looking Yordle
  LRRbot: Fire Below the Mountain [Calm Mind] | Legend − Ornn | [E]: [Reaction] — [Add] [A]. Use only to play gear or use gear abilities. (Abilities that add resources can't be reacted to.)
  LRRbot: Ornn, Forge God [6] [Mind] | Champion Unit − Ornn, Freljord [4] | [Deflect 2] (Opponents must pay [A][A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) / I have +1 [M] for each friendly gear.
 Everspace: Orrn doesn't like knock knock jokes. There's only so many times you can hear "Ornn you glad I didn't say Anivia".
beem3r_: dont forget to draw
 Mangledpixel: mood
HumorlessParody: Azir is order/calm
 Everspace: Sivir is shadow the hedgehog confirmed
  LRRbot: Unsung Hero [2] [Order] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [2] | [Deathknell] — If I was [Mighty], draw 2. (When I die, get the effect. I'm Mighty while I have 5+ [M].)
 spookittyAsh: "my body is chaos but the HRT helped"
@Veneryss: is it over now?
 @Sarah-Serinde: Nope, just a break
@contentcontentconsumer: just starting
 @Sarah-Serinde: You missed the intro and a sealed deck build
@Veneryss: ty!
  @Simriel: *puts fists up*
@contentcontentconsumer: pay the 2 for flinching
@furvias: I blinked
  @LRRbot: Treasure Hoard [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, you may pay [1] to play a Gold gear token exhausted.
  @LRRbot: Power Nexus [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you hold here, you may pay [A][A][A][A] to score 1 point.
  @LRRbot: Chem-Baroness [Mind Order] | Legend − Renata Glasc | When you or an ally hold, you may exhaust me to play a Gold gear token exhausted. / While your score is within 3 points of the Victory Score, your…
  @Simriel: Her power suit is so good
  @LRRbot: Rumble, Scrapper [5] [Mind 1] | Champion Unit − Mech, Yordle, Rumble, Bandle City [4] | Your Mechs have +1 [M] (including me). / When I hold, play a 3 [M] Mech unit token to your base.
@tyariiiii: we love women in formalwear
  @Simriel: Haven't Leagued in a long time but her design is good
  @LRRbot: Fire Below the Mountain [Calm Mind] | Legend − Ornn | [E]: [Reaction] — [Add] [A]. Use only to play gear or use gear abilities. (Abilities that add resources can't be reacted to.)
@contentcontentconsumer: dommy-mommy-maxxing
  @LRRbot: Ornn, Forge God [6] [Mind] | Champion Unit − Ornn, Freljord [4] | [Deflect 2] (Opponents must pay [A][A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one…
@contentcontentconsumer: I haven't league'd in ages too but remembered playing Renata in TFT is dope
  @LRRbot: Unsung Hero [2] [Order] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [2] | [Deathknell] — If I was [Mighty], draw 2. (When I die, get the effect. I'm Mighty while I have 5+ [M].)
 djalternative: are you mighty, Adam?
  LRRbot: Poro Snax [1] [Calm 1] | Gear | When you play this, draw 1. / [1][G], [E], Kill this: Draw 1.
 pleonasticTautology: @spookittyAsh SNRK
  LRRbot: Lonely Poro [2] [Calm] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Deathknell] — If I died alone, draw 1. (When I die, get the effect. I'm alone if there are no other friendly units here.)
   LoadingReadyRun: 
 INCSlayer: 
 control_rig: "If I die alone" Jeeze that's grim 
  TXC2: like a threshold
sleepyfelix: 
LRR_RiftJudge: Don't think about it too hard.  Layer looping is a thing. 
  TXC2: "oh honey, there's no 'if' about it."
 ArcOfTheConclave: lonely poro has such a sad deathknell
  LRRbot: Gold [Colorless] | Token Gear | Kill this, [E]: [Reaction] — [Add] [A]. (Abilities that add resources can't be reacted to.)
  LRRbot: Bubble Bot [3] [Mind] | Unit − Mech, Yordle, Bandle City [3] | When you play me, ready another friendly Mech.
   LoadingReadyRun: Lonely Poro gets a point, but is no less lonely
  LRRbot: Doran's Blade [2] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [2] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  Pharmacistjudge: ben gave a poro a knife!
 Aarek: that poro has a knife!
 Everspace: Streamers these days only know how to Ah Bed Cuh Duh, Increment Clear Bead, and Lie
letsbelgo: he is sad and armed. Carful
  LRRbot: Wages of Pain [3] [Mind] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action]_ (Play on your turn or in showdowns.)_ / Deal 3 to a unit at a battlefield. Play a Gold gear token exhausted.
trebuchetboy: Doran? Is this a Lorwyn crossover?
 lamina5432: really make sure they are unsung
beem3r_: emotions make poros do crazy things
  LRRbot: Renata Glasc, Industrialist [4] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Renata Glasc, Zaun [4] | Your tokens enter ready.
  @LRRbot: Poro Snax [1] [Calm 1] | Gear | When you play this, draw 1. / [1][G], [E], Kill this: Draw 1.
  @LRRbot: Lonely Poro [2] [Calm] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Deathknell] — If I died alone, draw 1. (When I die, get the effect. I'm alone if there are no other friendly units here.)
  @LRRbot: Gold [Colorless] | Token Gear | Kill this, [E]: [Reaction] — [Add] [A]. (Abilities that add resources can't be reacted to.)
  @LRRbot: Bubble Bot [3] [Mind] | Unit − Mech, Yordle, Bandle City [3] | When you play me, ready another friendly Mech.
  @LRRbot: Doran's Blade [2] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [2] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Wages of Pain [3] [Mind] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action]_ (Play on your turn or in showdowns.)_ / Deal 3 to a unit at a battlefield. Play a Gold gear tok…
@JesperHasteen: sup nerds!
  @Simriel: Poros! With knives!
@contentcontentconsumer: wazaaa
@Xalyn937: I just signed up for a local pre-rift cuz of this
  @LRRbot: Renata Glasc, Industrialist [4] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Renata Glasc, Zaun [4] | Your tokens enter ready.
@contentcontentconsumer: nice, good luck with your pool and games!
  LRRbot: Experimental Hexplate [1] [Mind] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [B] ([B]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
 tehfewl: "I AM A MECH" good text
 djalternative: Who's piloting Renata?
  Pharmacistjudge: Renata
hypergirlie_hyperpop: Renata's Id
 adept_nekomancer: Obtain plate, become robot.
HumorlessParody: Are you gonna pay 4 power to score Ben?
  Pharmacistjudge: are we all not piloting ourselves?
LRR_RiftJudge: It's Renata's all the way down
 Everspace: Whenever you die alone
 Shurtal: the only Renata i'm familiar with is Renata Bliss, my Freestyle Dance Instructor
   LoadingReadyRun: If you truly believe you are a mech, You are a mech
  TXC2: "get in the mech Renata!" "but Dr, I am the mech"
 James_the_Dabbler: “When you exhaust me” that’s what your mom sad last night
machkovech: ben's bean is behind (BBB)
  LRRbot: Dauntless Vanguard [4] [Body 1] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [4] | You may play me to an occupied enemy battlefield.
 couchboyj: We do not lend the mind, we do not borrow, we TAKE THE MIND.
  LRRbot: Hexdrinker [2] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
 adept_nekomancer: Not going to give the poro 2 knives?  No wonder he's sad.
  TXC2: only some?
  LRRbot: Lonely Poro [2] [Calm] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Deathknell] — If I died alone, draw 1. (When I die, get the effect. I'm alone if there are no other friendly units here.)
  LRRbot: Royal Guard [4] [Order] | Unit − Shurima [2] | When you play me, play a 2 [M] Sand Soldier unit token here.
   LoadingReadyRun: Poro so lonely that no one will even come over to kill him 
 Everspace: Oh hey he's the same in LoR... but way cheaper
  LRRbot: Deathgrip [2] [Order] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Kill a friendly unit to give +[M] equal to its Might to another friendly unit this turn. Draw 1.
 @loadingreadyrun: @Xalyn937 great to hear!
  @LRRbot: Experimental Hexplate [1] [Mind] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [B] ([B]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
@contentcontentconsumer: My IRL rules text at work should start with "Whenever you exhaust me..."
  @LRRbot: Dauntless Vanguard [4] [Body 1] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [4] | You may play me to an occupied enemy battlefield.
  @LRRbot: Hexdrinker [2] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Lonely Poro [2] [Calm] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Deathknell] — If I died alone, draw 1. (When I die, get the effect. I'm alone if there are no other friendly units here.)
  @LRRbot: Royal Guard [4] [Order] | Unit − Shurima [2] | When you play me, play a 2 [M] Sand Soldier unit token here.
  @LRRbot: Deathgrip [2] [Order] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Kill a friendly unit to give +[M] equal to its Might to another friendly unit this turn. Draw 1.
SavxgeK: equip not into graveyard?
 Shurtal: That's a conquerin'
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  LRRbot: Ornn, Forge God [6] [Mind] | Champion Unit − Ornn, Freljord [4] | [Deflect 2] (Opponents must pay [A][A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) / I have +1 [M] for each friendly gear.
 djalternative: what about an unstoppable force?
  LRRbot: Doran's Blade [2] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [2] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  TXC2: that's Adam's deck
iinconspicuous: @SavxgeK my understanding is that equipped gear when the holder is killed goes back to base - but im not 100% sure
TwoApplesOrMore: @iinconspicuous This is correct yeah
Grenholt: that gold enters exhausted
 NovaTiempo: is the LRR wiki down for anyone else? looking for list of ppr's
LRR_RiftJudge: Correct Equipment is just a gear.  It attaches but it's not part of the unit
Grenholt: oooh my b
LRR_RiftJudge: Unattached Equipment returns to base, correct
lopp567: can u use multiple equips on any unitt or only weaponmaster?
Grenholt: didn't see she was out
Voidhawk42: I always think of this strategy as like the Iron Man Hulkbuster - a single puny human at the center of a massive ball of weapons
  TXC2: NovaTiempo  it's been temperamental the past month or so
LRR_RiftJudge: but you can't change your equips unless weaponmasters are involved. 
   LoadingReadyRun: @NovaTiempo sorry about that, the wiki is having a hard time 
IAmTheReaper9: Does equipment go away if the unit attached dies
  TXC2: judge hype! 
 djalternative: as they said in their own words, "at least two brain cells on the account today"
 NovaTiempo: no worries, mostly mentioned it in case it was a new problem
  LRRbot: Rumble, Scrapper [5] [Mind 1] | Champion Unit − Mech, Yordle, Rumble, Bandle City [4] | Your Mechs have +1 [M] (including me). / When I hold, play a 3 [M] Mech unit token to your base.
 INCSlayer: ouch
  TXC2: lot of Mic rubbing there
 lamina5432: mic 5
 dumbo3k: mawp
 djalternative: I think G's mic just went in his shirt
 Barb4rian: maps
 Strebenherz: Mic scraping noises
  LRRbot: Pickpocket [3] [Mind] | Unit − Zaun [3] | When you play me, you may kill a gear with Energy cost no more than [1]. If you do, play a Gold gear token exhausted.
adurnafricai: oofa
@contentcontentconsumer: Renata with death grippers
  @LRRbot: Ornn, Forge God [6] [Mind] | Champion Unit − Ornn, Freljord [4] | [Deflect 2] (Opponents must pay [A][A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one…
@HaruIsOnline: the sand soldier shouldn't have entered ready right? same with the gold token
@tyariiiii: Renata (yellow) is on board
@tyariiiii: tokens enter ready
@HaruIsOnline: oooh you're right because renata
  @LRRbot: Doran's Blade [2] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [2] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
@contentcontentconsumer: Renata pretty based for Treasure hoard
@tyariiiii: so aggressive with unsleeved cards 😭
@contentcontentconsumer: Every unit has a backpack
  @LRRbot: Rumble, Scrapper [5] [Mind 1] | Champion Unit − Mech, Yordle, Rumble, Bandle City [4] | Your Mechs have +1 [M] (including me). / When I hold, play a 3 [M] Mech unit token to your base.
  @LRRbot: Pickpocket [3] [Mind] | Unit − Zaun [3] | When you play me, you may kill a gear with Energy cost no more than [1]. If you do, play a Gold gear token exhausted.
  Pharmacistjudge: Adam is sounding American now
Voidhawk42: This is the most aggressive thing a Canadian has done since WW2
adurnafricai: I'm trying to accept and not accept apologies more. it's so much more helpful for communication!
 carbunclegirl: Adam: "I am sick of people getting away with things just by saying sorry!" Paul, literally immediately: "Sorry?"
  TXC2: Voidhawk42  you don't watch Hockey do you? 
Voidhawk42: @TXC2 lmao fair
  Pharmacistjudge: is ben going to recycle 4 runes?
iinconspicuous: may i ask what enabled the 4 recycle for point?
 djalternative: the battlefield
 Jethrain: it's an effect on that battlefield
LRR_RiftJudge: The battlefield.
iinconspicuous: thank you - joined late
beem3r_: the battlefield
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 djalternative: I've heard you caused a shouting match at a birthday with hypotheticals too
  TXC2: if a Sith deals with a hypothetical in the woods, how many younglings does Anakin kill?
Voidhawk42: "You're roaming the jungle looking for ganks, when suddenly you see him - Shia LaBeouf!"
 ShaneLeeAtk: @TXC2 Yes
   LoadingReadyRun: "what if only the Sith dealt in hypotheticals?"
  TXC2 eyes narrow at LoadingReadyRun
 dumbo3k: I mean, that is an absolute statement, and only sith deal in absolutes
  Pharmacistjudge: Ben is holding down back and has Level 1 ready to go and you are low life and burnout
@contentcontentconsumer: lorge Georg
@contentcontentconsumer: only the Sith deal in practicals
   LoadingReadyRun: I'm imagining the Poro is now sitting on Ornn's head in the same way he is sitting on the pile of rocks in his art.
  LRRbot: Ornn's Forge [Colorless] | Battlefield | While you control this battlefield, the first friendly non-token gear played each turn costs [1] less.
 djalternative: I don't know if we ever got an answer to this. are you able to sideboard into different domains between games? can you go into deck 2?
  LRRbot: Forgotten Monument [Colorless] | Battlefield | Players can't score here until their third turn.
Grenholt: in sealed, yes
LRR_RiftJudge: @djalternative You can, yes
LRR_RiftJudge: Anytime you can modify your deck, you can re-select Domain Identity and Legend
 Shurtal: but can you play all Teemo?
LRR_RiftJudge: Clam-oring?
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 detectiveYarmas: CLAM-moring
  Sarah_Serinde: *clam*ouring
 Mangledpixel: CLAMoring?
onkol1: can change pretty much anything you want but battlefield between games
Grenholt: pre-rift is such a cool event, can't wait to go to it
 Strebenherz: Boo but also clap
  Sarah_Serinde: glad we're all on the same page, chat 
 DiscordianTokkan: Nacre?
Tinhn54: everything is so flexible in sealed which i think is amazing
 Everspace: Nacriating
LRR_RiftJudge: thats called the Pearl Jam
Voidhawk42: If you open two of the same battlefield, can you fight over it twice?
 djalternative: Pearl Jam?
  TXC2: the one brain cell got passed around a lot there chat 
 Inquisitor_Xian: I'm playing Legends of Runeterra in the other window, is the card game like this?
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 glitched_goddess: makes a Pearl token whenever you discard a card
 Everspace: @Inquisitor_Xian no
 margieargie: I feel as someone whose name means "pearl" I should know more about how they work... 
fjordsword: can't believe y'all are also doing Live after this
 DiscordianTokkan: "A slow and irritating process can make a real shiny piece of hardened goop- wait no"
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 djalternative: @fjordsword it's technically live to tape this week
 DiscordianTokkan: The Big Mid Quiz!
 GamerCat88: live adjacent
  TXC2: margieargie  what if a kidney stone was worth money, that's a Perl
 ExachixKitsune: Live!... to tape
 Suffix: LIVE
  LRRbot: Trusty Ramhound [2] [Order] | Unit − Dog, Elite, Demacia [2] | While you have another unit here, I have +1 [M].
 Coloneljesus: LoadingReadyRecorded
  Pharmacistjudge: I would love to have CGB do some improv
 ExachixKitsune: SUFFIX GREET
 James_the_Dabbler: hey suffix
 gualdhar: are you telling us that LRR is doing... Almost Live?
  TXC2: Filmed before a live at home chat
 ShaneLeeAtk: Love Pre-Recorded recordings... Or you know, recordings
  LRRbot: Lonely Poro [2] [Calm] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Deathknell] — If I died alone, draw 1. (When I die, get the effect. I'm alone if there are no other friendly units here.)
 Mangledpixel: "live to tape" is how a lot of tv used to be made
  LRRbot: Cloth Armor [1] [Mind] | Gear − Equipment | [Quick-Draw] (This has [Reaction]. When you play it, attach it to a unit you control.) / [Equip] [B] ([B]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
fjordsword: Kinda figured it'd be something like that, but y'all had just done the tape one that I am blanking on the name .... which was also good
  Sarah_Serinde: CFUT
  LRRbot: Eye of the Herald [1] [Order] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [Y] ([Y]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
fjordsword: One of the best moments ever was the Big Big Quiz introducing Serge and Ben together
@contentcontentconsumer: it's hard to get Ornn off
  @LRRbot: Ornn's Forge [Colorless] | Battlefield | While you control this battlefield, the first friendly non-token gear played each turn costs [1] less.
  @LRRbot: Forgotten Monument [Colorless] | Battlefield | Players can't score here until their third turn.
@contentcontentconsumer: Orange Forange
  @LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your cli…
@contentcontentconsumer: The fans are boisterous for them to oyster us
@tylanderma: Janna actually CAN'T be used offensively, so doesn't solve attacking into Ornn, only defending against it. It is reaction speed but can only be played into a battlefield you control.
@johnnyRandomadness: just watched the new crapshot and nearly died haha. Then saw you were live playing rift bound. would have been nuts if it was beej nelly and adam also on camera ha
@tylanderma: or your base, but the effect only works in the battlefield you place it at
  @LRRbot: Trusty Ramhound [2] [Order] | Unit − Dog, Elite, Demacia [2] | While you have another unit here, I have +1 [M].
@contentcontentconsumer: gud dawg
  @LRRbot: Lonely Poro [2] [Calm] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Deathknell] — If I died alone, draw 1. (When I die, get the effect. I'm alone if there are no other friendly units here.)
  @LRRbot: Cloth Armor [1] [Mind] | Gear − Equipment | [Quick-Draw] (This has [Reaction]. When you play it, attach it to a unit you control.) / [Equip] [B] ([B]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
@contentcontentconsumer: can I pet that dawggg
  @LRRbot: Eye of the Herald [1] [Order] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [Y] ([Y]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
   LoadingReadyRun:  Now that he's had the experience of hanging out with Ornn, the Poro is possibly even more lonely. 
  Sarah_Serinde: yeah that was perfect 
  LRRbot: Honest Broker [2] [Order] | Unit − Ionia [2] | [Deathknell] — Play a Gold gear token exhausted. (When I die, get the effect.)
 Suffix: It's a good clip.
  Sarah_Serinde: !next
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adurnafricai: that one's stuck strongly with me too
 krfsm: 5 PM Pacific, or, as I like to call it, 2 AM CET
niccus: metal slug
  LRRbot: Heart of Dark Ice [3] [Calm 1] | Gear | [E]: Give a unit +3 [M] this turn.
 NoxStryx: @LRRbot More like LoadingReadyRecordedPreviously
onkol1: damn that's crazy
 Everspace: Loading Ready Ran
iinconspicuous: gear enters ready?
onkol1: @iinconspicuous yes
LRR_RiftJudge: correct.
iinconspicuous: sorry, im a filthy viktor player with no seals
Grenholt: the recruit token doesn't stay in the trash
 NoxStryx: @Everspace Better
  LRRbot: Blood Money [2] [Order] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Kill a unit at a battlefield with 2 [M] or less. If it was an enemy unit, play a Gold gear token exhausted. If it was a friendly unit, play two Gold gear tokens exhausted.
onkol1: @iinconspicuous lmao
 Everspace: Died alone from an assasination contract
 calculated_uncertainties: blood money, aka insurance fraud?
  TXC2: one could make a hat out of their own cut off hair right?
onkol1: @TXC2 pretty sure it had been done before
  LRRbot: Unsung Hero [2] [Order] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [2] | [Deathknell] — If I was [Mighty], draw 2. (When I die, get the effect. I'm Mighty while I have 5+ [M].)
 LithelyUnshod: @TXC2 One, indeed, could.
 NoxStryx: @TXC2 I've only ever seen the guy who makes them entirely out of dried cucumbers
 Suffix: I care about yours.
 lamina5432: an email from god
  TXC2: NoxStryx  ok, that's much weirder 
 GamerCat88: they sent 2X0 
  @LRRbot: Honest Broker [2] [Order] | Unit − Ionia [2] | [Deathknell] — Play a Gold gear token exhausted. (When I die, get the effect.)
  @LRRbot: Heart of Dark Ice [3] [Calm 1] | Gear | [E]: Give a unit +3 [M] this turn.
@contentcontentconsumer: maybe Graham is thinking of Earthworm Jim?
@contentcontentconsumer: oh metal slug
  @LRRbot: Blood Money [2] [Order] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Kill a unit at a battlefield with 2 [M] or less. If it was an enemy unit, play a Gold gear token exhausted. If it was…
  @LRRbot: Unsung Hero [2] [Order] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [2] | [Deathknell] — If I was [Mighty], draw 2. (When I die, get the effect. I'm Mighty while I have 5+ [M].)
 @Sarah-Serinde: being sad is a free action
 Everspace: The fiber arts are a pathway to crafts that many people would consider unnatural
 Shurtal: Next expansion: 3 Teemos, 0 Illaoi
  TXC2: Everspace  indeed
 Inquisitor_Xian: Is my boy big cajun catfish man in the game yet?
  LRRbot: Legion Quartermaster [3] [Calm] | Unit − Trifarian, Noxus [4] | As an additional cost to play me, return a friendly gear to its owner's hand.
  Juliamon: HELL yeah G
 lamina5432: Boston cream so good
letsbelgo: boston cream S++++
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
  TXC2: !clips
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  Pharmacistjudge: Graham says "not sorry"
 margieargie: Finally gone too far
 Barb4rian: Boston cream so good
 GamerCat88: we found the line
  Pywodwagon: We've found Grahams Line in the Sand
 NoxStryx: @TXC2 He has a book. I believe it is called "How to Make Hats Entirely Out of Dried Cucumbers"
smurfomancer: Boston Cream Truth!!
hiFunko: this is graham's bostom cream party moment
  TXC2: Graham finally draws the line
 Everspace: I hate boston cream, mostly because it does the raisin cookie thing to doughnuts I want to be jellyfilled
  LRRbot: Apprentice Smith [2] [Calm] | Unit − Freljord [2] | When I move, reveal the top card of your Main Deck. If it's a gear, draw it. Otherwise, recycle it.
  TXC2: NoxStryx  good title
beem3r_: the boston cream slander shall not be ignored
  Pharmacistjudge: Adam learned alot about Graham today
 calculated_uncertainties: @Everspace I am the same when they are the whipped cream ones. I wanted pudding,damnit it!
 Mangledpixel: the gear ratio, if you will
 NoxStryx: @krfsm The Norwegian Kroner of time zones.
hiFunko: where are my old fashioned heads at
  Pywodwagon: hell yea old fasioneds
  Pywodwagon: I had one with African Bourbon the other night
hiFunko: haha ben
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
  Pywodwagon: damb
 calculated_uncertainties: @hiFunko Old fashioned are really dependent on the glazing.
ghyllnox: 
 lamina5432: Ben donuts over alcohol
beem3r_: ol
 laikagoat:   
  TXC2: I also assumed the cocktail Ben
 Everspace: I would hate to find boston cream in my old fashioned...
hiFunko: I bet that old fashioned would've hit better with an old fashioned to go with it
 calculated_uncertainties: @Everspace 
 margieargie: Yeah, I was wondering why they were coming up because (having spent most of my years in Kentucky) I'm definitely especially familiar with the cocktail 
 GamerCat88: G have you had a Boston Cream Pie (or some people call it cake)?
  LRRbot: Shurelya's Requiem [4] [Calm Mind 2] | Signature Gear − Ornn, Equipment [2] | [Unique]** **(Your deck can have only 1 card with this name.) / [Equip] [A] ([A]: Attach this to a unit you control.) / When you play this, ready your units.
  LRRbot: Cloth Armor [1] [Mind] | Gear − Equipment | [Quick-Draw] (This has [Reaction]. When you play it, attach it to a unit you control.) / [Equip] [B] ([B]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
Grenholt: you only ready units, not your legend or gear
 NoxStryx: Crueler is best donut. End Message.
 DarkMorford: Hey chat!
TwoApplesOrMore: I don't think playing gears open up timing for reactions, do they?
  TXC2: hello DarkMorford  welcome
  @LRRbot: Legion Quartermaster [3] [Calm] | Unit − Trifarian, Noxus [4] | As an additional cost to play me, return a friendly gear to its owner's hand.
  @LRRbot: Apprentice Smith [2] [Calm] | Unit − Freljord [2] | When I move, reveal the top card of your Main Deck. If it's a gear, draw it. Otherwise, recycle it.
@jamiejackson4305: adam has 3 points but hasnt done it on his board
  @LRRbot: Shurelya's Requiem [4] [Calm Mind 2] | Signature Gear − Ornn, Equipment [2] | [Unique]** **(Your deck can have only 1 card with this name.) / [Equip] [A] ([A]: Attach this to a unit you control.) / W…
  @LRRbot: Cloth Armor [1] [Mind] | Gear − Equipment | [Quick-Draw] (This has [Reaction]. When you play it, attach it to a unit you control.) / [Equip] [B] ([B]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
LRR_RiftJudge: You only ready units.  and you can react to the trigger but not the playing the gear. 
TwoApplesOrMore: Or is it on the trigger on readying stuff
TwoApplesOrMore: Ah right yeah
  TXC2: funny to me that Wikipedia has the old fashion dohnut 3rd behind the cocktail, and then the manga 
 DarkMorford: So how does this game work, does damage go on the stack? 
LRR_RiftJudge: what is a stack? 
TwoApplesOrMore: Am I missing it, or am I counting 8?
 calculated_uncertainties: @LRR_RiftJudge pancakes.
  LRRbot: Eye of the Herald [1] [Order] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [Y] ([Y]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
 ExachixKitsune: @LRR_RiftJudge I assume the common name for the creatures + the equipment under them
 margieargie: @LRR_RiftJudge It's when you've got a bunch of old fashioned doughnuts in a net tower
 margieargie: *neat
 Jethrain: you counted the thing with the eye as if it was a 1
  LRRbot: Strike Down [3] [Body 1] | Spell | Choose an equipped friendly unit. It deals damage equal to its Might to an enemy unit. Then detach an Equipment from it.
 rosesmcgee: Those Pro D Reeducation days really worked a treat
 DarkMorford: @ExachixKitsune I would call that a "pile" but maybe that's just me 
 Vilun: can Adam retreat his guys instead of losing them?
TwoApplesOrMore: @Vilun Nope. Only on the Back-Alley battlefield or with spells
LRR_RiftJudge: I do not see an ability granting the ability to retreat. 
TwoApplesOrMore: Or on his own turn, as a move
 Everspace: depends on the game
 Vilun: ah okay, thanks. I remembered something about it from the previous pre-pre-rift
 Territan: There was a Pre3-Rift?
LRR_RiftJudge: maybe in china. 
  LRRbot: Ornn, Forge God [6] [Mind] | Champion Unit − Ornn, Freljord [4] | [Deflect 2] (Opponents must pay [A][A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) / I have +1 [M] for each friendly gear.
  LRRbot: Frostcoat Cub [3] [Mind] | Unit − Dog, Freljord [3] | You may pay [B] as an additional cost to play me. / When you play me, if you paid the additional cost, give a unit -2 [M] this turn.
Rodzos: 🐕
  LRRbot: Dropboarder [4] [Mind] | Unit − Zaun [4] | When you play me, if you control two or more gear, ready me.
@Chordash celebrates 29 months of membership
  @LRRbot: Eye of the Herald [1] [Order] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [Y] ([Y]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Strike Down [3] [Body 1] | Spell | Choose an equipped friendly unit. It deals damage equal to its Might to an enemy unit. Then detach an Equipment from it.
  @LRRbot: Ornn, Forge God [6] [Mind] | Champion Unit − Ornn, Freljord [4] | [Deflect 2] (Opponents must pay [A][A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one…
  @LRRbot: Frostcoat Cub [3] [Mind] | Unit − Dog, Freljord [3] | You may pay [B] as an additional cost to play me. / When you play me, if you paid the additional cost, give a unit -2 [M] this turn.
 DarkMorford: Unrelated to anything on screen, I have Taco Bell 🌮
 NoxStryx: I keep mixing the rules from this and Ashes Reborn up because i just watched those "Is This Your Cards?"
 BusTed: 
Artski101: the extra dood is a move trigger so would die in combat
MageArmour: Gamers
LRR_RiftJudge: that is correct. 
beem3r_: yup
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 nimbus_machine: lucky numba
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 Territan: Get his dude off? Are we not doing phrasing any more?
  Pharmacistjudge: never did
  LRRbot: Yone, Blademaster [5] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Yone, Ionia, Demon [5] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) / When I conquer an open battlefield, deal damage equal to my Might to an enemy unit in a base.
Driskus: Hi, just got here, how does Ben have 3 colors in his deck?
LRR_RiftJudge: @Driskus Sealed decks allow you to choose 3 colors
Grenholt: @Driskus sealed rules allow you to have up to 3 colours
Driskus: Cool thanks.
  LRRbot: Card Sharp [3] [Mind] | Unit − Bilgewater [3] | When you play me, you and each opponent may play a Gold gear token exhausted. For each opponent who did, you play a Gold gear token exhausted.
MillerDark: Tempt with Gold
MattIsAMage: exausted gold sir
  LRRbot: Rumble, Scrapper [5] [Mind 1] | Champion Unit − Mech, Yordle, Rumble, Bandle City [4] | Your Mechs have +1 [M] (including me). / When I hold, play a 3 [M] Mech unit token to your base.
  LRRbot: Frostcoat Cub [3] [Mind] | Unit − Dog, Freljord [3] | You may pay [B] as an additional cost to play me. / When you play me, if you paid the additional cost, give a unit -2 [M] this turn.
  @LRRbot: Dropboarder [4] [Mind] | Unit − Zaun [4] | When you play me, if you control two or more gear, ready me.
  @LRRbot: Thanks for being a channel member, @Chordash! (Today's storm count: 24)
  @LRRbot: Yone, Blademaster [5] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Yone, Ionia, Demon [5] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) /…
  @LRRbot: Card Sharp [3] [Mind] | Unit − Bilgewater [3] | When you play me, you and each opponent may play a Gold gear token exhausted. For each opponent who did, you play a Gold gear token exhausted.
  @LRRbot: Rumble, Scrapper [5] [Mind 1] | Champion Unit − Mech, Yordle, Rumble, Bandle City [4] | Your Mechs have +1 [M] (including me). / When I hold, play a 3 [M] Mech unit token to your base.
  @LRRbot: Frostcoat Cub [3] [Mind] | Unit − Dog, Freljord [3] | You may pay [B] as an additional cost to play me. / When you play me, if you paid the additional cost, give a unit -2 [M] this turn.
  LRRbot: Doran's Blade [2] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [2] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  LRRbot: Hexdrinker [2] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  LRRbot: Plundering Poro [2] [Mind] | Unit − Poro, Pirate, Bilgewater [2] | When I conquer, play a Gold gear token exhausted.
 DarkMorford: Oh right, this is the weird game where the card text is written in first-person
 Everspace: It's a few of them
 BusTed: 
 nimbus_machine: i wonder if theyll ever write a card with an accent
 Everspace: Fiora would be the one to do it with
 Everspace: Or Tahm Kench
 nimbus_machine: arrr, when ye play me, ye may search ye deck for any equipment card and ad it ta ye hand. arrrrr
 Everspace: "When you peruse your deck"
  LRRbot: Sandshifter [5] [Order 2] | Unit − Shurima [6] | When you play me, kill an enemy unit with 3 [M] or less.
 CypherRaze: Is it first to 8 wins the game?
Grenholt: yes
LRR_RiftJudge: the last point has some extra rules. 
 CypherRaze: How exactly do you earn points?
Grenholt: conquering a battlefield, or holding it until your next turn are the typical methods of scoring
MageArmour: you gain pooints by taking control of battleifelds and holding them on your turn
 dumbo3k: @CypherRaze holding and conquering battlefields primarily
  @LRRbot: Doran's Blade [2] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [2] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Hexdrinker [2] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Plundering Poro [2] [Mind] | Unit − Poro, Pirate, Bilgewater [2] | When I conquer, play a Gold gear token exhausted.
  @LRRbot: Sandshifter [5] [Order 2] | Unit − Shurima [6] | When you play me, kill an enemy unit with 3 [M] or less.
LRR_RiftJudge: Typically you get a point for conquering a battlefield or holding a battlefield until the beginning of your turn. 
 CypherRaze: Ahh okay. And I take it that you can't do that the turn a creature comes out, kinda like summoning sickness?
 iris_of_ether: 
  TXC2: Game 3!
Grenholt: @CypherRaze generally yes
 dumbo3k: @CypherRaze most creatures enter exhausted
  LRRbot: Sunken Temple [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here with one or more [Mighty] units, you may pay [1] to draw 1. (A unit is Mighty while it has 5+ [M].)
 lamina5432: good thing this is only 4 matches
  LRRbot: The Papertree [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you hold here, each player channels 1 rune exhausted.
LRR_RiftJudge: The Final point must be from holding or from conquering a battlefield after you have scored all the other ones. 
 themercenary1987: Just want to shout out Ben and Adam making league look so much fun in their bonus streams! I'd love to see some more of your games and your pals!
 CypherRaze: Is the legend like in commander? You have to have a legend be at the helm of your deck?
LRR_RiftJudge: in weird magic terms.  The legend is more an emblem but it also sets your color identity. 
 CypherRaze: Ahhhh okay, that makes alot more sense.
 CypherRaze: Sorry, was late joining the stream and this game seems straightforward but also confusing.
  LRRbot: Plundering Poro [2] [Mind] | Unit − Poro, Pirate, Bilgewater [2] | When I conquer, play a Gold gear token exhausted.
  TXC2: it's like the vanguard card from Vanguard.....remember vanguard?
LRR_RiftJudge: the chosen champion has to be the same character as your legend, and they are more a companion.  You get to play it once and then goes to the graveyard. 
gjally: found out why we can’t get product
  LRRbot: Frostcoat Cub [3] [Mind] | Unit − Dog, Freljord [3] | You may pay [B] as an additional cost to play me. / When you play me, if you paid the additional cost, give a unit -2 [M] this turn.
 gualdhar: if Ben destroys the dog he's a monster (in game in game)
LRR_RiftJudge: Sealed makes all legends and chosen champions optional and gives more flexibility in your choices. 
 CypherRaze: But who here remembers Dual Monsters
  LRRbot: Sunken Temple [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here with one or more [Mighty] units, you may pay [1] to draw 1. (A unit is Mighty while it has 5+ [M].)
  TXC2: CypherRaze  if you mean dual masters, yes
  LRRbot: Hexdrinker [2] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
 themercenary1987: @CypherRaze Got one better - Who Here Remembers Age of Sigmar Champions?
  Pharmacistjudge: Duel Monsters as in Yugioh or Duel Masters as in Kaijudo?
 LithelyUnshod: @TXC2 Duel Masters?
  TXC2: LithelyUnshod  yes, although I know the anime more then the game 
 CypherRaze: yeah I meant dual masters lol
  LRRbot: Cloth Armor [1] [Mind] | Gear − Equipment | [Quick-Draw] (This has [Reaction]. When you play it, attach it to a unit you control.) / [Equip] [B] ([B]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Sunken Temple [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here with one or more [Mighty] units, you may pay [1] to draw 1. (A unit is Mighty while it has 5+ [M].)
  @LRRbot: The Papertree [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you hold here, each player channels 1 rune exhausted.
  @LRRbot: Plundering Poro [2] [Mind] | Unit − Poro, Pirate, Bilgewater [2] | When I conquer, play a Gold gear token exhausted.
  @LRRbot: Frostcoat Cub [3] [Mind] | Unit − Dog, Freljord [3] | You may pay [B] as an additional cost to play me. / When you play me, if you paid the additional cost, give a unit -2 [M] this turn.
  @LRRbot: Sunken Temple [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here with one or more [Mighty] units, you may pay [1] to draw 1. (A unit is Mighty while it has 5+ [M].)
  @LRRbot: Hexdrinker [2] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Cloth Armor [1] [Mind] | Gear − Equipment | [Quick-Draw] (This has [Reaction]. When you play it, attach it to a unit you control.) / [Equip] [B] ([B]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  Pharmacistjudge: Ben out here, just flashing his cloth armor.
 LithelyUnshod: @TXC2 I remember watching it on Sunday mornings before my shift at the comic store
  TXC2: LithelyUnshod  neat!
  LRRbot: Rocket Barrage [4] [Mind 1] | Spell | [Repeat] [4][B] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect, and may make different choices.) / Choose one — /  /  /  /  /  /  / * Deal 4 to a unit in a base. /  /  / * Kill a gear. /  /  / 
Tinhn54: anyone interested in the new draft format?
 LithelyUnshod: *in a base
  TXC2: lot of slashes there lrrbot 
HumorlessParody: rocket barrage specifically targets in base
  LRRbot: Ornn, Forge God [6] [Mind] | Champion Unit − Ornn, Freljord [4] | [Deflect 2] (Opponents must pay [A][A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) / I have +1 [M] for each friendly gear.
  Pharmacistjudge: what do Hexes taste like?
  Pharmacistjudge: you drink them, so they must have some sort of flavor
  TXC2: out of season blueberries
  LRRbot: Piercing Light [2] [Fury 1] | Spell | [Repeat] [2][R] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Deal 2 to a unit at a battlefield, then deal 2 to up to one other unit.
juicesters: did the pre-rift event happen already?
 LithelyUnshod: @juicesters This is it
  TXC2: juicesters  no, this is PRE pre-rift
LRR_RiftJudge: the Pre-Rift at your LGS happens next week. 
juicesters: ohh ok I this is the decks you guys made from the kit and packs?
LRR_RiftJudge: correct.  Riot sponsored this event and sent them product to open early for this event. 
  LRRbot: Royal Guard [4] [Order] | Unit − Shurima [2] | When you play me, play a 2 [M] Sand Soldier unit token here.
juicesters: niiiice
  TXC2: juicesters  yeap, sealed decks
juicesters: I will try to attend 2 this weekend
  LRRbot: Honest Broker [2] [Order] | Unit − Ionia [2] | [Deathknell] — Play a Gold gear token exhausted. (When I die, get the effect.)
  @LRRbot: Rocket Barrage [4] [Mind 1] | Spell | [Repeat] [4][B] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect, and may make different choices.) / Choose one — / / / / / / / * Deal 4 to a…
@blazeezlakowski6097: the poro wasn't in base though?
  @LRRbot: Ornn, Forge God [6] [Mind] | Champion Unit − Ornn, Freljord [4] | [Deflect 2] (Opponents must pay [A][A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one…
  @LRRbot: Piercing Light [2] [Fury 1] | Spell | [Repeat] [2][R] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Deal 2 to a unit at a battlefield, then deal 2 to up to one other unit.
  @LRRbot: Royal Guard [4] [Order] | Unit − Shurima [2] | When you play me, play a 2 [M] Sand Soldier unit token here.
  @LRRbot: Honest Broker [2] [Order] | Unit − Ionia [2] | [Deathknell] — Play a Gold gear token exhausted. (When I die, get the effect.)
juicesters: i think Jax might be the best Champion Legend / Unit just because of Quick-Draw to equips
  LRRbot: Trinity Force [4] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [2] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
juicesters: I hope I pull him
LRR_RiftJudge: Tons of Damage!
 BusTed: 
 themercenary1987: Ben rewound his brain! Now thats some commitment!
 lamina5432: time to kill link and zelda
  TXC2: Ben sits in his kingdom of LIES! 
juicesters: Trinity Force and Skyfall is such a nasty combo
  LRRbot: Rocket Barrage [4] [Mind 1] | Spell | [Repeat] [4][B] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect, and may make different choices.) / Choose one — /  /  /  /  /  /  / * Deal 4 to a unit in a base. /  /  / * Kill a gear. /  /  / 
  LRRbot: Not So Fast [2] [Calm 1] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Counter an enemy spell or ability that chooses a friendly unit or gear.
juicesters: Rocket Barrage is pretty strong too
juicesters: either gear removal or units
 themercenary1987: Ben using some covert blue tactics?
 ExachixKitsune: omg, this whole time every time Ben's said "I put lots of gears in my deck" I've been like "Oh, there's a card colour called gears in this game" nope literally equipment
juicesters: on base too
  Pharmacistjudge: then again just clearing orin might be worth it
juicesters: which can be repeated if Adam can pull off a repeat RB he'll have an easier time killing Ornn
  LRRbot: Shurelya's Requiem [4] [Calm Mind 2] | Signature Gear − Ornn, Equipment [2] | [Unique]** **(Your deck can have only 1 card with this name.) / [Equip] [A] ([A]: Attach this to a unit you control.) / When you play this, ready your units.
Grenholt: that gold was exhausted
  LRRbot: Thwonk! [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Stun an attacking unit. (It doesn't deal combat damage this turn.)
juicesters: Thwonk is pretty strong too
  @LRRbot: Trinity Force [4] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [2] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Rocket Barrage [4] [Mind 1] | Spell | [Repeat] [4][B] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect, and may make different choices.) / Choose one — / / / / / / / * Deal 4 to a…
  @LRRbot: Not So Fast [2] [Calm 1] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Counter an enemy spell or ability that chooses a friendly unit or gear.
  @LRRbot: Shurelya's Requiem [4] [Calm Mind 2] | Signature Gear − Ornn, Equipment [2] | [Unique]** **(Your deck can have only 1 card with this name.) / [Equip] [A] ([A]: Attach this to a unit you control.) / W…
  @LRRbot: Thwonk! [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Stun an attacking unit. (It doesn't deal c…
 CypherRaze: You think that's unlucky? I'm playing league and there's a master Yi that is 0/15 right now
  LRRbot: Card Sharp [3] [Mind] | Unit − Bilgewater [3] | When you play me, you and each opponent may play a Gold gear token exhausted. For each opponent who did, you play a Gold gear token exhausted.
 themercenary1987: Orm just came down from top after the lane phase up on levels and ready for war
  LRRbot: Heart of Dark Ice [3] [Calm 1] | Gear | [E]: Give a unit +3 [M] this turn.
 themercenary1987: @CypherRaze ...Oof...
  Pywodwagon: Larger Ornn Theory
juicesters: regarding gold tokens we can use a subsitute idk how much we'll get from the pre rift box
 themercenary1987: Where is the best place to get playsets of the runes? thats thje only issue i have with Riftbound at the mo
 BusTed: ggs
  TXC2: GGs
 themercenary1987: Also just want to shout out Ben and Adam making league look so much fun in their bonus streams! I'd love to see some more of your games and your pals!
  Pywodwagon: Theres only one mech based card game that I will leave unnamed that does not allow you to use non-official tokens
IlyaHalsky: cgb pog
 BusTed: 
  TXC2: Serge is the "yeah!"est member of LRR
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 ralphthellama: aww, bye Adam
 CypherRaze: Update. The Master Yi went 0/16 and we eventually had to surrender because he kept feeding the team.
 A_Dub888: hi friends, how Rifty has today been?
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  @LRRbot: Card Sharp [3] [Mind] | Unit − Bilgewater [3] | When you play me, you and each opponent may play a Gold gear token exhausted. For each opponent who did, you play a Gold gear token exhausted.
  @LRRbot: Heart of Dark Ice [3] [Calm 1] | Gear | [E]: Give a unit +3 [M] this turn.
@contentcontentconsumer: big man Ornnstoise, big man Ornnstoise
  @LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your cli…
  TXC2: hello A_Dub888  welcome
  LRRbot: Grandmaster at Arms [Calm Body] | Legend − Jax | [1], [E]: Attach a detached Equipment you control to a unit you control. / [E]: Attach an attached Equipment you control to a unit you control.
Rowanno1: Love the stream team
rotoscopepenguin: CGB used to make shuffler is rigged videos, that you only needed 14 lands. Cant see him in a good light after that
 Darleysam: oh Netrunner on ITYC? Nice!
  TXC2: And we're back
Y2A_Alkis: Ayy, it's the fabled centipede shirt!
 DarkMorford: Whoa, Serge with facial hair?
 A_Dub888: Serge: The Premier Lands Pilot of the Format
 Strebenherz: LOL
 lamina5432: the family friendly meme lord
 bytecaster: Hypothetically allegedly!
 ExachixKitsune: 
  TXC2: no one has said it's a HUMAN body
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 ralphthellama: IF... very important IF
 margieargie: 
niccus: oh so you *did* have a pro-d day
 Coloneljesus: definitely haven't done this for the 5th time or anything
 nimbus_machine: 
 bytecaster: Anybody see the prof recently?
Invitare: Serge would never be so sloppy as to need help disposing of a body
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  @LRRbot: Grandmaster at Arms [Calm Body] | Legend − Jax | [1], [E]: Attach a detached Equipment you control to a unit you control. / [E]: Attach an attached Equipment you control to a unit you control.
@liamgrootenboer4003: What am i looking at
@michaelwestgate4938: hi
@contentcontentconsumer: CGB, KDV, CY
@contentcontentconsumer: *SY
@contentcontentconsumer: Friends help you move, best friends help you move a body
  LRRbot: Treasure Hunter [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Shurima [1] | When I move, play a Gold gear token exhausted.
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/QuaintThoughtfulHamHassanChop-k1tXURfkxSkROhQW
  LRRbot: Lucian, Merciless [3] [Body] | Champion Unit − Lucian, Demacia, Sentinel [3] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) / The first time I conquer each turn, ready me.
  LRRbot: Doran's Ring [1] [Chaos] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [P] ([P]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  LRRbot: Blade Dancer [Calm Chaos] | Legend − Irelia | When you choose a friendly unit, you may exhaust me and pay [A] to ready it. / When you conquer, you may pay [1] to ready me.
  LRRbot: Lonely Poro [2] [Calm] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Deathknell] — If I died alone, draw 1. (When I die, get the effect. I'm alone if there are no other friendly units here.)
 Strebenherz: mic cracklies
  Juliamon: who is it this time
  TXC2: Serge needs to check his mic
 lamina5432: mic 5
 LithelyUnshod: Serge's mic is loose
 gualdhar: serge's mic is rubbing
 pleonasticTautology: mic 5
 Mangledpixel: Serge's mic I believe
 Coloneljesus: CGB knows how to play the audience
 Vinewood_OG: Mic 5, standing by
  TXC2: seems good here
macintose: 
LRR_RiftJudge: You need to pay for Irelias ability as well
 Desdae: You need to recycle to use the ability?
juicesters: yeah its recycle
LRR_RiftJudge: There we go
juicesters: pay to ready Irelia Legend
juicesters: on if you conquer
juicesters: only*
  @LRRbot: Treasure Hunter [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Shurima [1] | When I move, play a Gold gear token exhausted.
  @LRRbot: Lucian, Merciless [3] [Body] | Champion Unit − Lucian, Demacia, Sentinel [3] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attache…
  @LRRbot: Doran's Ring [1] [Chaos] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [P] ([P]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Blade Dancer [Calm Chaos] | Legend − Irelia | When you choose a friendly unit, you may exhaust me and pay [A] to ready it. / When you conquer, you may pay [1] to ready me.
@AugmentedAugust: and you have to pay a second power right
@danielclare1312: ye pay second power
  @LRRbot: Lonely Poro [2] [Calm] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Deathknell] — If I died alone, draw 1. (When I die, get the effect. I'm alone if there are no other friendly units here.)
@contentcontentconsumer: the poro longs for the bin
@AugmentedAugust: Serge still has to pay a power for Irelia's legend ability, mic is good
@AugmentedAugust: it's one power to equip and one power to ready the unit right
LRR_RiftJudge: The Board State looks correct to me
juicesters: also Irelia's Legend ability is part of a chain. You can only use it on that unit after choose that unit. It got me confused when I first started playing her.
 Jensling: idk if this meme is outdated yet, since it's an old one but: "Better nerf Irelia" 
  LRRbot: Lucian, Merciless [3] [Body] | Champion Unit − Lucian, Demacia, Sentinel [3] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) / The first time I conquer each turn, ready me.
LRR_RiftJudge: Irelia has two different abilities with two different costs so its super reasonable to be confused there
juicesters: Yeah she's super confusing at first.
juicesters: no need to hold if you're tapped out good move
 Mangledpixel: can we get that last card on the reader?
 lamina5432: let's not mention last night for long turns
 Desdae: *Remembers the game from yesterday*
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 pleonasticTautology: LOL
ghyllnox: 
 A_Dub888: *Hypothetically
  Sarah_Serinde: I would trust Kathleen in this completely hypothetical situation
  LRRbot: Irelia, Graceful [4] [Chaos 1] | Champion Unit − Irelia, Ionia [4] | Your spells that choose me cost [1] or [A] less.
juicesters: @Mangledpixel Stellacorn Herder?
smurfomancer: I like to think that I'm also this kind of hypothetical friend...
  TXC2: question is, how much of LRR's tarp budget does Kathleen have access to>
  TXC2: ?
 Mangledpixel: @juicesters possibly. moment's passed anyway
 A_Dub888: “The D is the best part” - CGB
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 pleonasticTautology: the great and powerful?
juicesters: If its the Green Unit next to Lucian. It's a 3 might 4 cost unit and her ability is "When I move, draw 1."
 lamina5432: mystery meat
@AugmentedAugust: yeah I think it's good now
@pharmacistjudge: I think we got it
@contentcontentconsumer: thanks judges!
@contentcontentconsumer: new card who dis
  @LRRbot: Lucian, Merciless [3] [Body] | Champion Unit − Lucian, Demacia, Sentinel [3] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attache…
@Sethronskillz: The second time serge ran through his turn he didn’t account for the cost of playing that second creature
@contentcontentconsumer: he only played 1 creature though right? wasn't the other treasure hunter from the previous turn?
  @LRRbot: Irelia, Graceful [4] [Chaos 1] | Champion Unit − Irelia, Ionia [4] | Your spells that choose me cost [1] or [A] less.
@Sethronskillz: He did, however he didn’t pay for creature 2 when working through his second turn
 bytecaster: Kathleen really committing to the bit. I approve!
  LRRbot: Jax, Unmatched [5] [Calm 1] | Champion Unit − Jax, Icathia [5] | [Deflect] (Opponents must pay [A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / Each Equipment in your hand has [Quick-Draw]. (It gains [Reaction]. When you play it, attach it to a unit you control.)
juicesters: Also are they just using cards from the packs they pulled or just the pre-kit decks?
 gualdhar: Jax is actually 4'10" it's the camera angle doing all the work
  TXC2: juicesters  this is sealed, so it's cards from booster packs
juicesters: @TXC2 oh ok I didn't see them using another color
juicesters: also I dont know if CGB drew for Stellacorn
  TXC2: juicesters  they don't have to be 3 colours, they just can be if they need/ would like to
 AdamYMHMI: @juicesters He did
  LRRbot: Disarming Rake [3] [Calm 1] | Unit − Demacia [2] | When you play me, you may kill a gear.
kappatrappa3: this is live?
 ExachixKitsune: This is live kappatrappa3
kappatrappa3: nice
juicesters: ok he did draw
  LRRbot: Stellacorn Herder [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mount Targon [3] | When I move, draw 1.
 BusTed: a-wink
 ExachixKitsune: Stellar play there serge
  TXC2: Everything coming up Sergehouse
juicesters: @TXC2 sure
LRR_RiftJudge: Ready that unit as well
  LRRbot: Temptation [2] [Chaos] | Spell | [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Move an enemy unit to a location where there's a unit with the same controller.
juicesters: though I do think adding another color is suggested if you're try harding and the event has prize packs (which I will be)
beem3r_: treasure hoarder should be ready
 lamina5432: new cards means a lot of reading players are doing well to keep up with it
juicesters: save stellacorn!!
juicesters: i dont think green has movement cards
  LRRbot: Punch First [1] [Body 2] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Give a unit +5 [M] this turn.
juicesters: nice punch first is strong
 DarkMorford: "Punch Fist" is a great card nickname
  @LRRbot: Jax, Unmatched [5] [Calm 1] | Champion Unit − Jax, Icathia [5] | [Deflect] (Opponents must pay [A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / Each Equipment in your hand has [Quick-Draw]. (It gains [Re…
@cobalt2672: How expensive is this game? Are we talking double or triple digits to build a deck?
@pharmacistjudge: it varies alot
@pharmacistjudge: scalpers are having their effect for sure, but after the hype dies down the game is reasonable again
  @LRRbot: Disarming Rake [3] [Calm 1] | Unit − Demacia [2] | When you play me, you may kill a gear.
@contentcontentconsumer: seems like low triple digits is where it'll balance out atm
  @LRRbot: Stellacorn Herder [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mount Targon [3] | When I move, draw 1.
@pharmacistjudge: and since this set is already available in China prices look really weird
@liamgrootenboer4003: Do they know they are not able to have origins cards in their decks? Since its a spiritforged prerift, he wont have discipline at all
@contentcontentconsumer: Disarming Rake, Sideshow Bob has been alerted
  @LRRbot: Temptation [2] [Chaos] | Spell | [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Move an enemy unit to a location where there's a unit with the same controller.
  @LRRbot: Punch First [1] [Body 2] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Give a unit +5 [M] this turn.
LRR_RiftJudge: Serge has 9, the ring gives +1
juicesters: it cant be defied as well because of the 2 power
LRR_RiftJudge: oh no
LRR_RiftJudge: power and might are different my bad
LRR_RiftJudge: cards hard to read
beem3r_: i mean treasure hunter should be ready off battlefield no?
 BusTed: 
  LRRbot: Doran's Shield [1] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [G] ([G]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
juicesters: Jax has been errata'd to anywhere btw so not just your hand
 Mangledpixel: toot rix
 ExachixKitsune:  The fall of serge
LRR_RiftJudge: @juicesters thats just so that quick-draw works, it doesn't functionally change anything
juicesters: also i don't know if discard includes anywhere
LRR_RiftJudge: oh, you read unit
 ExachixKitsune: game is busy yo
 Mangledpixel: Serge did say 'unit' when he read out the ability
LRR_RiftJudge: no, serge said "ready the unit" and I cant read the card text
juicesters: @LRR_RiftJudge yeah including unattached gears on the field as a quick-draw is pretty strong too
beem3r_: he said unit first tim
juicesters: Prerift TO going to have a field day explaining errata's lol
juicesters: Yone was errata'd too and everyone gets one
beem3r_: just dont forget to bring you list of erratas to prerifts guys
juicesters: im going to be the bad guy and enforce them since my LGS are doing prize packs
juicesters: i'll just warn my opponent to take mindful of them before the game starts
Kung1994: You hold that battlefield this turn, you don't get another one for conquering
beem3r_: @juicesters its completely fair to be competitive
  LRRbot: Disarming Rake [3] [Calm 1] | Unit − Demacia [2] | When you play me, you may kill a gear.
@contentcontentconsumer: engorged herder
  @LRRbot: Doran's Shield [1] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [G] ([G]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
@contentcontentconsumer: Things are not coming up Sergehouse
  @LRRbot: Disarming Rake [3] [Calm 1] | Unit − Demacia [2] | When you play me, you may kill a gear.
aguytrying: Yeah, I think CGB already gained a point from the battlefield for holding
juicesters: @beem3r_ yeah but I feel bad tho if they forget 
LRR_RiftJudge: I'm checking right now
  LRRbot: Harpoon Squad [4] [Chaos] | Unit − Pirate, Bilgewater [4] | When I move from a battlefield, give me +2 [M] this turn.
ZMainCharacter: the hair looks slick, Serge!
  LRRbot: Cull [1] [Chaos] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [P] ([P]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
juicesters: yep Jax quick-draw
 Mangledpixel: fun fact: the origin of the word 'rake' as in a hedonistic/amoral person is a contraction of 'rakehell', that is, a person so evil they cannot be found in hell even after an extensive search (raking through hell)
   LoadingReadyRun: big shout outs to @LRR_RiftJudge and also the hard working event judges at local game stores all over. 
  LRRbot: Power Nexus [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you hold here, you may pay [A][A][A][A] to score 1 point.
juicesters: @Mangledpixel word rake reminds me of that one Jeopardy clip
  TXC2: Mangledpixel  that's really cool
LRR_RiftJudge: @LoadingReadyRun 
  TXC2: juicesters  same
LRR_RiftJudge: I did double check, CGB did double score that battlefield, but by the time we could stop them Serge already scooped up his cards.
 DarkMorford: @Mangledpixel Is that like combing the desert? 
ZMainCharacter: yes
LRR_RiftJudge: correct 2
 Mangledpixel: @DarkMorford I don't know, ask President Skroob
juicesters: im not high on the Irelia champion unit I'd maybe just not have her on the zone and draw 1
ZMainCharacter: hiiiiiii! big love to yall 💕
  LRRbot: Ornn's Forge [Colorless] | Battlefield | While you control this battlefield, the first friendly non-token gear played each turn costs [1] less.
  LRRbot: Power Nexus [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you hold here, you may pay [A][A][A][A] to score 1 point.
  LRRbot: Lonely Poro [2] [Calm] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Deathknell] — If I died alone, draw 1. (When I die, get the effect. I'm alone if there are no other friendly units here.)
 Mangledpixel: the schmutz is not a battlefield
  @LRRbot: Harpoon Squad [4] [Chaos] | Unit − Pirate, Bilgewater [4] | When I move from a battlefield, give me +2 [M] this turn.
  @LRRbot: Cull [1] [Chaos] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [P] ([P]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
@AugmentedAugust: calling it punch fist is so good
  @LRRbot: Power Nexus [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you hold here, you may pay [A][A][A][A] to score 1 point.
@contentcontentconsumer: You may pay AAAA!
@AugmentedAugust: you can recycle up to 2, then draw the same amount
  @LRRbot: Ornn's Forge [Colorless] | Battlefield | While you control this battlefield, the first friendly non-token gear played each turn costs [1] less.
  @LRRbot: Power Nexus [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you hold here, you may pay [A][A][A][A] to score 1 point.
  @LRRbot: Lonely Poro [2] [Calm] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Deathknell] — If I died alone, draw 1. (When I die, get the effect. I'm alone if there are no other friendly units here.)
Invitare: he even knows who to call to get rid of the body after
niccus: i'm waiting for the lonely poro vs lonely poro battle
aguytrying: Does first player draw on first turn?
LRR_RiftJudge: yes
 ExachixKitsune: writes down cards in hand
 e_bloc: writes down "no new information"
 AdamYMHMI: writes down because writing sideways is harder
  Pharmacistjudge: he's not playing CovertGoMonoGreenMidrange for nothing
  LRRbot: Dauntless Vanguard [4] [Body 1] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [4] | You may play me to an occupied enemy battlefield.
juicesters: dauntless vanguard is strong too its like sneaky deckhand
 e_bloc: wights down because someone turned undead
 ExachixKitsune: With a name like CovertGoBlue, the sneakiest thing to do is mono-red aggro
   LoadingReadyRun: Poro is very briefly not lonely
 krfsm: I remember a certain PPR...
 pleonasticTautology: @ExachixKitsune he did this on commander @ home iirc?
 ExachixKitsune: but that's a magic joke and we're here to Rift these bounds
  Pharmacistjudge: I have a feeling CGB is oging to have words for at in Vegas.
  LRRbot: Doran's Shield [1] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [G] ([G]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  Pharmacistjudge: words for me in Vegas
 ExachixKitsune: The Lucian is at 4
 A_Dub888: !findquote keikaku
  LRRbot: Quote #7254: "Translator's note: it was NOT according to keikaku." —Cori [2020-09-30]
 e_bloc: peak justice would be Serge absolutely dumpstering CGB
 lamina5432: sarcasm is a great love langauge
  LRRbot: Lonely Poro [2] [Calm] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Deathknell] — If I died alone, draw 1. (When I die, get the effect. I'm alone if there are no other friendly units here.)
 Vinewood_OG: I would neverrrr resort to sarcasm.
  LRRbot: Stellacorn Herder [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mount Targon [3] | When I move, draw 1.
 ExachixKitsune: Sarcasm? Mixed feelings? nooooo
 e_bloc: yeah sarcasm is the best love language because its so sincere
  TXC2: oh honey, I know WAY more Smug and punchable people then CGB
 e_bloc: serge's love language is mixing metaphors
beem3r_: we could just eat CGB's cards to win
 lamina5432: heading out have a good day chat
beem3r_: eat the lucian
  TXC2: so long lamina5432  stay safe
  @LRRbot: Dauntless Vanguard [4] [Body 1] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [4] | You may play me to an occupied enemy battlefield.
  @LRRbot: Doran's Shield [1] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [G] ([G]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Lonely Poro [2] [Calm] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Deathknell] — If I died alone, draw 1. (When I die, get the effect. I'm alone if there are no other friendly units here.)
  @LRRbot: Stellacorn Herder [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mount Targon [3] | When I move, draw 1.
  LRRbot: Unsung Hero [2] [Order] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [2] | [Deathknell] — If I was [Mighty], draw 2. (When I die, get the effect. I'm Mighty while I have 5+ [M].)
juicesters: in league lore do they eat poros?
  Pharmacistjudge: unsure.  but some things in league lore eat everything
 e_bloc: Serge is good at games
  LRRbot: Treasure Hunter [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Shurima [1] | When I move, play a Gold gear token exhausted.
  LRRbot: Ribbon Dancer [3] [Calm] | Unit − Ionia [3] | When I move to a battlefield, give another friendly unit +1 [M] this turn.
beem3r_: based
 ExachixKitsune: How do you confine parasites for enumeration? You put them in a tick box
LRR_RiftJudge: @ExachixKitsune boooooooooooooooooooooooo
LRR_RiftJudge: you are very judged. 
 DarkMorford: @ExachixKitsune INAFF
 e_bloc: I don't completely get the metaphor.  what makes Serge tick?
 ExachixKitsune:     puffle11Love
  LRRbot: Brutalizer [2] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [G] ([G]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Unsung Hero [2] [Order] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [2] | [Deathknell] — If I was [Mighty], draw 2. (When I die, get the effect. I'm Mighty while I have 5+ [M].)
  @LRRbot: Treasure Hunter [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Shurima [1] | When I move, play a Gold gear token exhausted.
  @LRRbot: Ribbon Dancer [3] [Calm] | Unit − Ionia [3] | When I move to a battlefield, give another friendly unit +1 [M] this turn.
  @LRRbot: Brutalizer [2] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [G] ([G]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
steelbro300: He needs to exhaust another rune because the brutalizer was unattached for Grandmaster.
juicesters: yeah i thought Jax was free
juicesters: but you have to pay
steelbro300: Jax is free only if the weapon was already attached.
 LithelyUnshod: @e_bloc Ticks burrow into their victims and hold on tight, so they are hard to remove
LRR_RiftJudge: noted
  LRRbot: Feral Strength [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Give a unit +2 [M] this turn.
juicesters: @steelbro300 yep
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BigBatzn: it can only go to +6 with 2x repeat
 pleonasticTautology: omg
 ExachixKitsune: "Serge gets bodied"
 James_the_Dabbler: Brutal
beem3r_: w crashout lol
wertyy42: rip serge
steelbro300: @BigBatzn Brutalizer was attached this turn so it gives +3, then +4 from feral strength.
steelbro300: You don't have to recycle a green, just exhaust a rune.
dna_helicase2102: I have absolutely 0 idea about this game, someone play Cho'Gath!
MattIsAMage: its only exaust, not recycle
MattIsAMage: no?
steelbro300: Can do either really.
steelbro300: Maybe he wants 3 energy up.
  LRRbot: Grandmaster at Arms [Calm Body] | Legend − Jax | [1], [E]: Attach a detached Equipment you control to a unit you control. / [E]: Attach an attached Equipment you control to a unit you control.
  LRRbot: Brutalizer [2] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [G] ([G]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  LRRbot: Lucian, Merciless [3] [Body] | Champion Unit − Lucian, Demacia, Sentinel [3] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) / The first time I conquer each turn, ready me.
 LithelyUnshod: Grandmaster has 2 abilities
MattIsAMage: (1) is not G, so either or
juicesters: if he uses jax ability to attach an unattached gear he pays 1 energy
steelbro300: It's really fine it's very over XD
juicesters: if he doesn't use jax he recycles a green
MattIsAMage: agreed
 A_Dub888: but what kills card the Serge?
LRR_RiftJudge: both are legal options.
 DarkMorford: Which Serge kills the card?
  @LRRbot: Feral Strength [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Give a unit…
  @LRRbot: Grandmaster at Arms [Calm Body] | Legend − Jax | [1], [E]: Attach a detached Equipment you control to a unit you control. / [E]: Attach an attached Equipment you control to a unit you control.
  @LRRbot: Brutalizer [2] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [G] ([G]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Lucian, Merciless [3] [Body] | Champion Unit − Lucian, Demacia, Sentinel [3] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attache…
  LRRbot: Ribbon Dancer [3] [Calm] | Unit − Ionia [3] | When I move to a battlefield, give another friendly unit +1 [M] this turn.
 e_bloc: the cards that kill the Serge kill the Serge
 ContingentCat: @DarkMorford I think that's Snerge
  LRRbot: Wages of Pain [3] [Mind] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action]_ (Play on your turn or in showdowns.)_ / Deal 3 to a unit at a battlefield. Play a Gold gear token exhausted.
LRR_RiftJudge: you can deal 3 damage, then go in for attack.
LRR_RiftJudge: damage is cleared at end of battle. 
juicesters: yeah Jax prekit is pretty strong id say the best one
hypergirlie_hyperpop: a Riot property where the better position simply snowballs to victory? say it ain't so
MattIsAMage: play aronud bolt, every game, no matter what
beem3r_: sounds like the turn 2 trade with the poro wouldve been good
  LRRbot: Thwonk! [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Stun an attacking unit. (It doesn't deal combat damage this turn.)
LoganJayBee: jax gaming
steelbro300: NOT SO FAST CGB!
  LRRbot: Not So Fast [2] [Calm 1] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Counter an enemy spell or ability that chooses a friendly unit or gear.
steelbro300: HAHAHHA
  LRRbot: Punch First [1] [Body 2] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Give a unit +5 [M] this turn.
 Everspace: serge getting got 3 ways to sunday
 margieargie:  
  TXC2: "he can;t keep getting away with it!"
SylvrSystem: o7
  LRRbot: Needlessly Large Yordle [10] [Calm 3] | Unit − Yordle, Bandle City [5] | [Shield 5] (+5 [M] while I'm a defender.) / [Tank] (I must be assigned combat damage first.) / I cost [2][G] less for each point you scored from holding this turn.
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generatrix: I need that thicc yordle for one of my decks
 couchboyj: I need that thicc yordle (end of sentance)
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  @LRRbot: Ribbon Dancer [3] [Calm] | Unit − Ionia [3] | When I move to a battlefield, give another friendly unit +1 [M] this turn.
  @LRRbot: Wages of Pain [3] [Mind] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action]_ (Play on your turn or in showdowns.)_ / Deal 3 to a unit at a battlefield. Play a Gold gear tok…
  @LRRbot: Thwonk! [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Stun an attacking unit. (It doesn't deal c…
  @LRRbot: Not So Fast [2] [Calm 1] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Counter an enemy spell or ability that chooses a friendly unit or gear.
  @LRRbot: Punch First [1] [Body 2] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Give a unit +5 [M] this turn.
  @LRRbot: Needlessly Large Yordle [10] [Calm 3] | Unit − Yordle, Bandle City [5] | [Shield 5] (+5 [M] while I'm a defender.) / [Tank] (I must be assigned combat damage first.) / I cost [2][G] less for each poi…
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 BusTed: 🐛 🐛 🐛
 DarkMorford: I think the stream is bugged 
  LRRbot: Chem-Baroness [Mind Order] | Legend − Renata Glasc | When you or an ally hold, you may exhaust me to play a Gold gear token exhausted. / While your score is within 3 points of the Victory Score, your Gold [ADD] an additional [1].
  Pharmacistjudge: I remember the garen champion spotlight when he was new
L0ngPham: omg wheeler's card sleeve is perfect lol
  LRRbot: Renata Glasc, Industrialist [4] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Renata Glasc, Zaun [4] | Your tokens enter ready.
  LRRbot: Treasure Hoard [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, you may pay [1] to play a Gold gear token exhausted.
  LRRbot: Blade Dancer [Calm Chaos] | Legend − Irelia | When you choose a friendly unit, you may exhaust me and pay [A] to ready it. / When you conquer, you may pay [1] to ready me.
  LRRbot: Sivir, Mercenary [4] [Chaos 1] | Champion Unit − Sivir, Shurima [4] | [Accelerate] (You may pay [1][P] as an additional cost to have me enter ready.) / If you've spent at least [A][A] this turn, I have +2 [M] and [Ganking]. (I can move from battlefield to battlefield.)
  @LRRbot: Chem-Baroness [Mind Order] | Legend − Renata Glasc | When you or an ally hold, you may exhaust me to play a Gold gear token exhausted. / While your score is within 3 points of the Victory Score, your…
@contentcontentconsumer: Mom! Why does Wheeler get to have 2 Renatas?
  @LRRbot: Renata Glasc, Industrialist [4] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Renata Glasc, Zaun [4] | Your tokens enter ready.
  @LRRbot: Treasure Hoard [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, you may pay [1] to play a Gold gear token exhausted.
  @LRRbot: Blade Dancer [Calm Chaos] | Legend − Irelia | When you choose a friendly unit, you may exhaust me and pay [A] to ready it. / When you conquer, you may pay [1] to ready me.
  @LRRbot: Sivir, Mercenary [4] [Chaos 1] | Champion Unit − Sivir, Shurima [4] | [Accelerate] (You may pay [1][P] as an additional cost to have me enter ready.) / If you've spent at least [A][A] this turn, I ha…
LRR_RiftJudge: Sivir was the first champ I ever played in league 3000 years ago when she played completely different
  LRRbot: Hall of Legends [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, you may pay [1] to ready your legend.
  Pharmacistjudge: I still have the old PAX sivir skin
 A_Dub888: a
  LRRbot: Plundering Poro [2] [Mind] | Unit − Poro, Pirate, Bilgewater [2] | When I conquer, play a Gold gear token exhausted.
  LRRbot: Ribbon Dancer [3] [Calm] | Unit − Ionia [3] | When I move to a battlefield, give another friendly unit +1 [M] this turn.
 otakubox0: I think Kathleen forgot to draw?
 laikagoat: Yep
  LRRbot: Eye of the Herald [1] [Order] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [Y] ([Y]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  LRRbot: Honest Broker [2] [Order] | Unit − Ionia [2] | [Deathknell] — Play a Gold gear token exhausted. (When I die, get the effect.)
 ExachixKitsune: just Glod to be here
TheBlevins: Can't wait to play more SF next week!
 laikagoat: 2 draws missed now
  LRRbot: Lonely Poro [2] [Calm] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Deathknell] — If I died alone, draw 1. (When I die, get the effect. I'm alone if there are no other friendly units here.)
TheBlevins: Noting that your legend is the "commander" not the creature
  LRRbot: Royal Entourage [3] [Calm 1] | Unit − Shurima [4] | When you play me, ready or exhaust a legend.
 e_bloc: just trying to connect with your target audience
 Mr_Horrible: look the eggs gotta go SOMEwhere
 AdamYMHMI: Baker's Half-Dozen
  @LRRbot: Hall of Legends [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, you may pay [1] to ready your legend.
  @LRRbot: Plundering Poro [2] [Mind] | Unit − Poro, Pirate, Bilgewater [2] | When I conquer, play a Gold gear token exhausted.
@theblevins: Plundy poro!
  @LRRbot: Ribbon Dancer [3] [Calm] | Unit − Ionia [3] | When I move to a battlefield, give another friendly unit +1 [M] this turn.
  @LRRbot: Eye of the Herald [1] [Order] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [Y] ([Y]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
@theblevins: Limited is SO SICK in RB
  @LRRbot: Honest Broker [2] [Order] | Unit − Ionia [2] | [Deathknell] — Play a Gold gear token exhausted. (When I die, get the effect.)
@ahagumbolt: nardwuar and awkward are not words i associate with each other (half joking)
  @LRRbot: Lonely Poro [2] [Calm] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Deathknell] — If I died alone, draw 1. (When I die, get the effect. I'm alone if there are no other friendly units here.)
  @LRRbot: Royal Entourage [3] [Calm 1] | Unit − Shurima [4] | When you play me, ready or exhaust a legend.
 e_bloc: we are so set on making an omleet
 e_bloc: *omelet
 Mr_Horrible: so, being super late to the party, is this for Riftbound's first "expansion", essentially?
 Jethrain: yep
LRR_RiftJudge: yes
 Mr_Horrible: cool cool
   LoadingReadyRun: lonely poro sitting on a pile of beef
  Pharmacistjudge: the name Renata always throws me for a loop.  PRN means Pro Re Nata
  LRRbot: Renata Glasc, Industrialist [4] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Renata Glasc, Zaun [4] | Your tokens enter ready.
 Mr_Horrible: Gas Bomb Gatekeep Girlboss
 e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun sounds like a heck of a Thursday night for me
 goombalax: It's Ms. Glasc, if you value your life
MattIsAMage: that eye gear is so good
 couchboyj: 
KeytarCat: what's special about limited construction in this game?  Ben mentioned it
 AdamYMHMI: 
 Mr_Horrible: @goombalax I just pronounce it "Boss"
Invitare: even the people are LRR aren't on a first name basis with Wheeler
  Pharmacistjudge: eh..I am a drug walker.  you shouldn't run in a pharmacy.
  LRRbot: Doran's Ring [1] [Chaos] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [P] ([P]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
 pleonasticTautology: @Mr_Horrible an artist i work with calls me "boss" and alidbfgkadn
  LRRbot: Aphelios, Exalted [4] [Calm 1] | Champion Unit − Aphelios, Mount Targon [4] | When you attach an Equipment to me, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn — /  /  /  /  /  /  / * Ready 2 runes. /  /  / * Channel 1 rune exhausted. /  /  / * Buff a friendly unit. /  /  / 
 pleonasticTautology: @Pharmacistjudge especially if you're handling injectibles
Invitare: that's rough buddy
 Strebenherz: that's rough buddies
 Mr_Horrible: @pleonasticTautology it's a great addressing word, tbh
 pleonasticTautology: @Mr_Horrible yeah but also i'm gay so i just get flustered
 Mr_Horrible: @pleonasticTautology well that's just an added bonus for them I'm sure 
 pleonasticTautology: @Mr_Horrible WEH
 Mr_Horrible: Wheeler how could you
 Mr_Horrible: that poro was so cute
  TXC2: but it didn't die alone, and that's what matters
 Mr_Horrible: she's the caddy
@jakecassar6554: Uh oh letting Renata hold huh, risky. 😛
@contentcontentconsumer: Nardwuar is the goat
@contentcontentconsumer: his theme lives rent free
  @LRRbot: Renata Glasc, Industrialist [4] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Renata Glasc, Zaun [4] | Your tokens enter ready.
  @LRRbot: Doran's Ring [1] [Chaos] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [P] ([P]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
@contentcontentconsumer: I'd be down for Wheeler as a Chembaron
  @LRRbot: Aphelios, Exalted [4] [Calm 1] | Champion Unit − Aphelios, Mount Targon [4] | When you attach an Equipment to me, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn — / / / / / / / * Ready 2 runes. /…
 e_bloc: moon artillery is a heck of a concept
 Everspace: She's Oracling what you should use next
niccus: a mobile of guns
 Mr_Bitterness: He also doesn't talk, so she does for him
 goombalax: DID YOU KNOW DRAVEN AND DARI- *pulled offstage*
 Mr_Horrible: I mean honestly, they've retconned it a TON, but what's there is still good to chew on
ZMainCharacter: yessssss get her innnn
 Everspace: I haven't really gotten invested since League  lore was an in-universe newspaper
  LRRbot: Xin Zhao, Vigilant [3] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Demacia, Xin Zhao [4] | [Tank] (I must be assigned combat damage first.) / I enter ready if you have two or more other units in your base.
Glayce: they gave him a visual update just to kill him
  Pywodwagon: Any day now we'll get the next issue of the Summoners Herald, its only been 13 years
 Strebenherz: F
  Pywodwagon: err, sorry, the Journal of Justice
 Mr_Horrible: @Pywodwagon newspapers going out of business left and right these days, it's a shame
  LRRbot: Frostcoat Cub [3] [Mind] | Unit − Dog, Freljord [3] | You may pay [B] as an additional cost to play me. / When you play me, if you paid the additional cost, give a unit -2 [M] this turn.
 Mr_Bitterness: You're a real old League head if you remember Blitzcrank's Dating Service
 Everspace: Honestly having a bunch of people type it out will be a lot cheaper and give us more loreeee
Glayce: when did summoners stop being a thing?
KeytarCat: everything really is kicker
Glayce: Shout out for Azir being a bird
 Coloneljesus: don't kick the dog
 Mr_Horrible: was about to say, they added a dog didn't they?
 Jethrain: that's a good dog
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
 e_bloc: every sentence is just Temba, his arms wide to me
  TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
 pleonasticTautology: good night @TXC2
 Mr_Horrible: you put Ahri in the dog deck and she gets really mad at your for taxonomically miscategorizing her
 Everspace: @Glayce I think it happened at some big update? It's like 7-10 years or so now, although Sona still has the VO about it
MattIsAMage: isnt tank obly up to lethal that it blocks?
   LoadingReadyRun:  Its interesting how LoL lore has evolved as it has transitioned from a scrappy WoW mod to a billion dollar multinational multimedia juggernaut
Glayce: summoner, your darkness beckons me
 Everspace: Just Warcraft, not wow.
@contentcontentconsumer: Squire Sister
@contentcontentconsumer: the self toxic yaoi cannot be stopped
  @LRRbot: Xin Zhao, Vigilant [3] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Demacia, Xin Zhao [4] | [Tank] (I must be assigned combat damage first.) / I enter ready if you have two or more other units in your base.
@ahagumbolt: did my netrunner ears just hear "tie goes to the runner"
  @LRRbot: Frostcoat Cub [3] [Mind] | Unit − Dog, Freljord [3] | You may pay [B] as an additional cost to play me. / When you play me, if you paid the additional cost, give a unit -2 [M] this turn.
@contentcontentconsumer: new Arcane when thooo
 Everspace: And that was even a mod
 LithelyUnshod: @Mr_Horrible Depends on your definition od "dog".
   LoadingReadyRun: @Everspace oh, right. Warcraft 3
  Pywodwagon: it did take a solid decade of basically zero lore though
 Mr_Bitterness: Shoutout to Legends of Runeterra for having better lore and design than base LoL
 Everspace: There were forum posts
 Everspace: The "why are you a champion" posts for every champion up till... orianna or so?
  LRRbot: Fae Porter [4] [Chaos] | Unit − Fae, Ionia [4] | When I move to a battlefield, you may pay [P] to move a unit you control to the same battlefield.
onanimasu: When the boys gotta filler again, I'd love for any Vlad lore they got
 Everspace: Kathleen is taking game actions holy moly
 Jethrain: would you need to retreat them before using that ability?
 e_bloc: the rules text is when i move you move
atmadev: it doesn’t say here
atmadev: so they can move from anywhere on the board
wanes19: no she  cant
MattIsAMage: diffetent card game i think 
  LRRbot: Stellacorn Herder [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mount Targon [3] | When I move, draw 1.
wanes19: point for conquer?
KeytarCat: baudy rune
onanimasu: oh no pork chop sandwiches!
 pleonasticTautology: @onanimasu get the fuck outta here!
  @LRRbot: Fae Porter [4] [Chaos] | Unit − Fae, Ionia [4] | When I move to a battlefield, you may pay [P] to move a unit you control to the same battlefield.
  @LRRbot: Stellacorn Herder [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mount Targon [3] | When I move, draw 1.
  Pywodwagon: stop all the downloadin!
 s0lesurviv0r: 11pm, lights out at the old folks home...."WAZZZAAAPPPP!!!!"
 pleonasticTautology: eyyy
 A_Dub888: Vlore
  LRRbot: Vanguard Armory [7] [Order 1] | Gear | [E]: Play three 1 [M] Recruit unit tokens. (You may play them to different locations.)
ZMainCharacter: LaBonk, lmao
TheBlevins: It's Elspeth!
 pleonasticTautology: omg.
 Everspace: Robot Army here we go
onanimasu: @pleonasticTautology detect and no go in and you tell me do things I done runnin. G I jooooeee
   LoadingReadyRun: threecruits
generatrix: shouldn’t the recruits be exhausted?
LRR_RiftJudge: Renata champion readies tokens
generatrix: oh, cool 😃
scord0: did he played the recuits from vanguard armory in a showdown?
wanes19: @scord0 nah before
scord0: Ahh
TheBlevins: It's jace
 Everspace: Alotta ranatta botta
  LRRbot: Dropboarder [4] [Mind] | Unit − Zaun [4] | When you play me, if you control two or more gear, ready me.
onanimasu: Hello mutha, hello Renata, here I am in at Camp Zaunata
  @LRRbot: Vanguard Armory [7] [Order 1] | Gear | [E]: Play three 1 [M] Recruit unit tokens. (You may play them to different locations.)
@jakecassar6554: I think Ben just wins with that.
@jakecassar6554: NOoooooo don't attack with Renata nevermind.
  @LRRbot: Dropboarder [4] [Mind] | Unit − Zaun [4] | When you play me, if you control two or more gear, ready me.
  LRRbot: Bonds of Strength [2] [Order] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Give two friendly units each +1 [M] this turn.
   LoadingReadyRun:  The Canadian secret: Sometimes we're not sorry
  LRRbot: Trusty Ramhound [2] [Order] | Unit − Dog, Elite, Demacia [2] | While you have another unit here, I have +1 [M].
 e_bloc: oh black betty ram a hound
LRR_RiftJudge: as of a few days ago you can legally sleeve your champion in a different sleeve
TheBlevins: Technically there is
fevolant: Last Rites, Vi, and Mundo can all recycle from trash
fevolant: I don't know that there's very much recycle-from-hand
MattIsAMage: also you can change your picked champ between matches so it makes swapping easier
TheBlevins: Champion can now be a different sleeve, but you need to have a sleeve that matches your deck in case it gets tucked (just changed this)
ReiAether: there are a couple of ways to bounce to hand also
TheBlevins: Main deck and Rune deck can be the same, though it's suggested they be in different
fevolant: Rebuke would technically put it in a private zone yeah
 tehfewl: Vi, stands for violence
  LRRbot: Ornn's Forge [Colorless] | Battlefield | While you control this battlefield, the first friendly non-token gear played each turn costs [1] less.
TheBlevins: And Legend can be whatever you want
  LRRbot: Marai Spire [Colorless] | Battlefield | While you control this battlefield, friendly [Repeat] costs cost [1] less.
fevolant: Vi, stands for vice
TheBlevins: I think that's like nami fizz etc
fevolant: Marai is Vastayan so yeah Nami
  Pywodwagon: who else remembers sitting on the launcher when Vi released just to listen to her song
onanimasu: unda da sea
 tehfewl: nothing beats old nunubot
fevolant: Marai is like LoL's Gungan
  LRRbot: Honest Broker [2] [Order] | Unit − Ionia [2] | [Deathknell] — Play a Gold gear token exhausted. (When I die, get the effect.)
onanimasu: Meesa Darth Nami
fevolant: meesa gonna int
Glayce: ah ah ah
  LRRbot: Boots of Swiftness [3] [Chaos] | Gear − Equipment [2] | [Equip] [P] ([P]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
niccus: was that the police violence song
  LRRbot: Dropboarder [4] [Mind] | Unit − Zaun [4] | When you play me, if you control two or more gear, ready me.
 Everspace: Serge did help me get into coffee so he has that going for him at least
@TheDemko: Do they have plans to release a digital version?
  @LRRbot: Bonds of Strength [2] [Order] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Give tw…
  @LRRbot: Trusty Ramhound [2] [Order] | Unit − Dog, Elite, Demacia [2] | While you have another unit here, I have +1 [M].
@contentcontentconsumer: don't think there's any plans in the works for digital atm. they're focused on physical since it's still pretty new
@contentcontentconsumer: might be cuz there's still legends of runeterra I guess?
 @loadingreadyrun: yup, I believe there are currently no plans for an official digital client
@contentcontentconsumer: there are folks that play on tabletop sim afaik but it's kinda jank like most things tabletop sim
  @LRRbot: Ornn's Forge [Colorless] | Battlefield | While you control this battlefield, the first friendly non-token gear played each turn costs [1] less.
  @LRRbot: Marai Spire [Colorless] | Battlefield | While you control this battlefield, friendly [Repeat] costs cost [1] less.
 @loadingreadyrun: there are also some pre-rift sealed pack simulators, if you want to try it out
  @LRRbot: Honest Broker [2] [Order] | Unit − Ionia [2] | [Deathknell] — Play a Gold gear token exhausted. (When I die, get the effect.)
  @LRRbot: Boots of Swiftness [3] [Chaos] | Gear − Equipment [2] | [Equip] [P] ([P]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Dropboarder [4] [Mind] | Unit − Zaun [4] | When you play me, if you control two or more gear, ready me.
fevolant: ooh irelia's got a sick line here
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scord0: @LoadingReadyRun When you play without a legend and Chosen Champion do you draw only one card extra or two?
  LRRbot: Stellacorn Herder [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mount Targon [3] | When I move, draw 1.
LRR_RiftJudge: @scord0 only one
onanimasu: delicious synergies
onanimasu: ain't glod good
  LRRbot: Vanguard Armory [7] [Order 1] | Gear | [E]: Play three 1 [M] Recruit unit tokens. (You may play them to different locations.)
scord0: It has the Easter Egg, tons of damage
scord0: If you search it in the shop
 Omthebox: Best Friend Sword 
wanes19: health pot
 pleonasticTautology: wait hold on
 pleonasticTautology: wait hold on.
 pleonasticTautology: lol started on warcraft 3???
  Pywodwagon: @pleonasticTautology DOTA did
  Pywodwagon: and league is based on DOTA
 pleonasticTautology: OH
  @LRRbot: Stellacorn Herder [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mount Targon [3] | When I move, draw 1.
  @LRRbot: Vanguard Armory [7] [Order 1] | Gear | [E]: Play three 1 [M] Recruit unit tokens. (You may play them to different locations.)
 pleonasticTautology: got it, thank you
fevolant: DotA (1) was a WC3 mod and League is based on DotA
  LRRbot: Feral Strength [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Give a unit +2 [M] this turn.
 Everspace: Dota is based on a mod as well, forget what it is but I keep forgetting
Jadaris: @Everspace aeon of strife
 pleonasticTautology: we've never crafted a war 3 or defended an ancient
 Everspace: Thank you, I keep forgetting
 pleonasticTautology: or leagued a legend
fevolant: aeon of strife is a sc map?
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 Everspace: DoTA is sort of a port of Aeon of Strife to WC3? or something like that, so we're about 3-4 iterations from the initial in LoL
niccus: DoTA itself also passed through 3-4 lead creators
  LRRbot: Treasure Hunter [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Shurima [1] | When I move, play a Gold gear token exhausted.
  LRRbot: Stellacorn Herder [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mount Targon [3] | When I move, draw 1.
  LRRbot: Cloth Armor [1] [Mind] | Gear − Equipment | [Quick-Draw] (This has [Reaction]. When you play it, attach it to a unit you control.) / [Equip] [B] ([B]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
 Everspace: Oh noooo
fevolant: omg the free armor
 pleonasticTautology: OOF
onanimasu: thatsa spicy armor
wanes19: did she draw?
 Ravenwings4: could ready it with irelia
 Ravenwings4: and conquer over
fevolant: boots are +2 right? that could move
 Ravenwings4: boots does count as choosing
ZMainCharacter: doooo ittttt
ZMainCharacter: that’s so cool
fevolant: woooo spiritforged nonsense!
  @LRRbot: Feral Strength [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Give a unit…
@contentcontentconsumer: Combat tricks and equipment are tasty in this game
  @LRRbot: Treasure Hunter [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Shurima [1] | When I move, play a Gold gear token exhausted.
  @LRRbot: Stellacorn Herder [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mount Targon [3] | When I move, draw 1.
  @LRRbot: Cloth Armor [1] [Mind] | Gear − Equipment | [Quick-Draw] (This has [Reaction]. When you play it, attach it to a unit you control.) / [Equip] [B] ([B]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
LRR_RiftJudge: i forgot does that unit have a move trigger?
 Ravenwings4: it does, it makes a gold which she got
jovens_v: gain a gold is the move trigger
LRR_RiftJudge: sorry eyes are tired
fevolant: dealing with 3 recruits each turn is gonna be annoying though
AlchemicalPanda: Should Wheeler be at 2 or 3 points (I didn't see if he got the point for holding before the rollback)
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  Graham_LRR: @zmaincharacter I’m living for how into this you are 
wanes19: @AlchemicalPanda i think he should be at 2? maybe wrong
  LRRbot: Renata Glasc, Industrialist [4] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Renata Glasc, Zaun [4] | Your tokens enter ready.
KeytarCat: two entire different from three!
ZMainCharacter: Siver is so back as an ADC this season too 😩🤌🏽
 RatherLargeToad: comparing Donald to Daffy
jovens_v: Me When my great grandfather IS an acended Bird
  Pywodwagon: white faced whistling duck
onanimasu: Peking
Invitare: mallard is a species
 pleonasticTautology: drake mallard is the civilian identity of darkwing duck
  Pharmacistjudge: I remember playing Sivir mid...back when Ashe Mid was meta.
smurfomancer: Wheeler!  For shame!  You're better at birds than that.
  Pywodwagon: @Pharmacistjudge I miss 2011
  LRRbot: Royal Entourage [3] [Calm 1] | Unit − Shurima [4] | When you play me, ready or exhaust a legend.
 LithelyUnshod: Mallard is a species in which only the males have the distinct green head
 LithelyUnshod: So I see where he got it
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  @LRRbot: Renata Glasc, Industrialist [4] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Renata Glasc, Zaun [4] | Your tokens enter ready.
@matheusschiavetto4709: i think wheeler is at 3 not 4
  @LRRbot: Royal Entourage [3] [Calm 1] | Unit − Shurima [4] | When you play me, ready or exhaust a legend.
niccus: this is an example of the mallard reaction
  LRRbot: Bellows Breath [1] [Mind 1] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / [Repeat] [1][B] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Deal 1 to up to three units at the same location.
smurfomancer: Are mallards the default duck in lots of places, or is that more of a Canada thing?
jovens_v: it's also the default duck in a lot of european countries
 Mangledpixel: they're very common in the UK too @smurfomancer
 DarkMorford: I think for most people it's either mallards or the all-white ducks
 DarkMorford: (I don't know the name of that species)
smurfomancer: Cool!  They're very pretty, so I'm glad lots of people get them.
 Toxxick: I’m think wheeler could choose to hit the other battlefield with the repeat but since this is a showdown the damage would clear on all units.
ZMainCharacter: no max
L9Pavel: no max
MattIsAMage: no max i remember ben loving that
  Juliamon: Mallards are pretty, but I wish there were mandarins around here.
  Juliamon: I swear I saw one in a mallard flock the other month, but I didn't have time to stop and look closely
jovens_v: yeah Mandarins are so gorgeous
 DarkMorford: Mallards are also pretty tasty.
  LRRbot: Glasc Mixologist [5] [Order 1] | Unit − Zaun [5] | [Deathknell] — You may play a unit with cost no more than [3] and no more than [A] from your trash, ignoring its cost. (When I die, get the effect.)
  LRRbot: Trinity Force [4] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [2] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  LRRbot: Ancient Warmonger [5] [Chaos] | Unit − Spirit, Noxus [4] | [Accelerate] _(Y_ou may pay [1][P] as an additional cost to have me enter ready.) / I have [Assault] equal to the number of enemy units here. (+1 [M] while I'm an attacker for each instance of Assault.)
  @LRRbot: Bellows Breath [1] [Mind 1] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / [Repeat] [1][B] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Deal 1 to up to three units at…
@matheusschiavetto4709: the hold point is gained but kat come back and move the 3 mingh dude with boots and didn't let the point of holding happens
  @LRRbot: Glasc Mixologist [5] [Order 1] | Unit − Zaun [5] | [Deathknell] — You may play a unit with cost no more than [3] and no more than [A] from your trash, ignoring its cost. (When I die, get the effect.)
  @LRRbot: Trinity Force [4] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [2] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
 LithelyUnshod: All Trinity forces are foil, Ben
beem3r_: yeah i was gonna say....
LRR_RiftJudge: well wheeler can win if he conquers back.
 Everspace: Getting warmer is easier than getting colder at least
beem3r_: this is rough again
 A_Dub888: anyone else want a Juice Squeeze?
 Desdae: I think it has the benefit of using recycling rather than energy to attach
 DarkMorford: I could go for a Jamba Juice
  LRRbot: Renata Glasc, Industrialist [4] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Renata Glasc, Zaun [4] | Your tokens enter ready.
  @LRRbot: Ancient Warmonger [5] [Chaos] | Unit − Spirit, Noxus [4] | [Accelerate] _(Y_ou may pay [1][P] as an additional cost to have me enter ready.) / I have [Assault] equal to the number of enemy units here…
  @LRRbot: Renata Glasc, Industrialist [4] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Renata Glasc, Zaun [4] | Your tokens enter ready.
jovens_v: classic league conundrum
scord0: Can we see your Hand Benjamin?
Vandristine: no we wanted to see your actual hand, like hand modeling a product
Invitare: missed opportunity to just wave at the camera
Invitare: ~hands~
KeytarCat: "Oh no, I have to play more of this cool game with my good friends!"
  LRRbot: Royal Entourage [3] [Calm 1] | Unit − Shurima [4] | When you play me, ready or exhaust a legend.
 Mr_Bitterness: Rek'Sai and Rumble both saw a ton of pro play, that kinda makes sense
 Everspace: I think the problem with Reksai in League isn't as applicable to a TCG
Vandristine: Cho gath is never getting in, his ancient model
  LRRbot: Feral Strength [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Give a unit +2 [M] this turn.
Vandristine: I still had a cool Cho'gath rework idea, not what his visuals would be but his abilities
wanes19: no dont have to
  LRRbot: Thwonk! [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Stun an attacking unit. (It doesn't deal combat damage this turn.)
wanes19: she can pass
wanes19: and wait
scord0: He isnt attacking
 Desdae: That's a defending unit
scord0: Its a defending unit
AlchemicalPanda: Doesn't she have 14 without the spell?
scord0: You could repeat the spell
scord0: for the 2 cost
wanes19: she has 14 bc assault
wanes19: he has 12
  LRRbot: Ancient Warmonger [5] [Chaos] | Unit − Spirit, Noxus [4] | [Accelerate] _(Y_ou may pay [1][P] as an additional cost to have me enter ready.) / I have [Assault] equal to the number of enemy units here. (+1 [M] while I'm an attacker for each instance of Assault.)
beem3r_: it would just bounce to base if it wasnt enough
  LRRbot: Sandshifter [5] [Order 2] | Unit − Shurima [6] | When you play me, kill an enemy unit with 3 [M] or less.
LRR_RiftJudge: they caught it.  I had to tell them in the internal chat before I could say in chat here.
 LithelyUnshod: @beem3r_ But Wheeler was at 7, so the hold would win
  @LRRbot: Royal Entourage [3] [Calm 1] | Unit − Shurima [4] | When you play me, ready or exhaust a legend.
  @LRRbot: Feral Strength [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Give a unit…
  @LRRbot: Thwonk! [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Stun an attacking unit. (It doesn't deal c…
  @LRRbot: Ancient Warmonger [5] [Chaos] | Unit − Spirit, Noxus [4] | [Accelerate] _(Y_ou may pay [1][P] as an additional cost to have me enter ready.) / I have [Assault] equal to the number of enemy units here…
  @LRRbot: Sandshifter [5] [Order 2] | Unit − Shurima [6] | When you play me, kill an enemy unit with 3 [M] or less.
LRR_RiftJudge: Ben is correct.
beem3r_: @LithelyUnshod yup
jovens_v: great matches
LRR_RiftJudge: a bit messy, but it's a new set.  I encourage everyone to give that kind of grace at the pre-rift
beem3r_: but if theres prizing a card ayed is a card played
beem3r_: *laid
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 Everspace: This is a casual event, people are new, there to have a good time.
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NonchalantAvenger: wait do we also have LRR live TODAY????
 pleonasticTautology: @NonchalantAvenger we do! it's the big mid quiz!
beem3r_: i tabletalk at other events too, like im down to talk about what cards do and how they work before they play them
 Everspace: loading ready prerecorded @NonchalantAvenger
NonchalantAvenger: really? wan't the previous one pre-recorded?
 pleonasticTautology: @NonchalantAvenger yes, but the big mid quiz is also A Big Production
IlyaHalsky: can Rarrans friend play next?
NonchalantAvenger: still awesome! but do miss the LIVE aspect...
 Everspace: It's the big mid quiz iirc? So they couldn't have chat anyway and you can edit out some of the big thinky pauses
 Everspace: But it's supposed to be "as live" as possible I would assume.
  Pharmacistjudge: the bid mid quiz has chat hidden when they did it live
 pleonasticTautology: @Everspace and also make the scores and other things all look correct
 pleonasticTautology: edit out all the technical mishaps
beem3r_: at the end of the day tho if i spend money on something i want to play my best and get the best value out of it
 Everspace: @beem3r_ I would reccomend spending money at a different event then, like, that's not what the PPR is for 
LRR_RiftJudge: @beem3r_ so I wanted to do some checking before I responded, but I did want to let you know that even at competitive, if no information has been gained since the card was played (if not sure, ask a judge) a player can rewind a decision
 AdamYMHMI: Has Graham played today? Or is he just hosting?
beem3r_: okay thats nice to know thanks
 Krillin_fan: woo Nelson!
IlyaHalsky: yay, Rarran's friend on screen
   LoadingReadyRun: we have TWO special guests! CGB and Nelson
 AdamYMHMI: Yay friend games!
 Mr_Horrible: whaaaaa? You're allowed to have fun and not record it? 
 eshplode: Wait, you can play games off camera? I didn't know that was allowed
  LRRbot: Ornn's Forge [Colorless] | Battlefield | While you control this battlefield, the first friendly non-token gear played each turn costs [1] less.
  LRRbot: Seat of Power [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, draw 1 for each other battlefield you or allies control.
beem3r_: @Everspace this is my only way to play sealed
  LRRbot: Void Burrower [Fury Order] | Legend − Rek'Sai | When you conquer, you may exhaust me to reveal the top 2 cards of your Main Deck. You may play one. Then recycle the rest.
  @LRRbot: Ornn's Forge [Colorless] | Battlefield | While you control this battlefield, the first friendly non-token gear played each turn costs [1] less.
  @LRRbot: Seat of Power [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, draw 1 for each other battlefield you or allies control.
  @LRRbot: Void Burrower [Fury Order] | Legend − Rek'Sai | When you conquer, you may exhaust me to reveal the top 2 cards of your Main Deck. You may play one. Then recycle the rest.
 Mr_Horrible: our queen 
  LRRbot: Yone, Blademaster [5] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Yone, Ionia, Demon [5] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) / When I conquer an open battlefield, deal damage equal to my Might to an enemy unit in a base.
 definenull: Time to find out of nelly did "the thing" he does at sealed prereleases again
 definenull: *if
   LoadingReadyRun: "Could you spare a cup of void?" --Rek'Sai, Void Borrower
 Mr_Horrible: much like League itself 
 LithelyUnshod: Red and Yellow make Orange
  LRRbot: Sea Monkey [2] [Body] | Unit − Pirate, Bilgewater [2] | You may pay [1] as an additional cost to play me. / When you play me, if you paid the additional cost, buff me. (Give me a +1 [M] buff if I don't already have one.)
 pleonasticTautology: ook
 Mr_Horrible: something something "if you don't have your own Champion, store-bought is fine"
 Mr_Horrible: the natty
 pleonasticTautology: HOUGH
  LRRbot: Fiora, Peerless [3] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Fiora, Demacia [3] | When I attack or defend one on one, double my Might this combat.
 pleonasticTautology: the perfect warm spectrum
 Mr_Horrible: the Sea Monkey is about to have a bad time
 Mr_Bitterness: She wants to 1v1 everyone
  Pharmacistjudge: the warm tons just make me hungry.  I think like Starburst candy
maniacoakz: What are the best cards for sealed?
  Pharmacistjudge: tones
 Mr_Horrible: @Pharmacistjudge REAL
scord0: @LoadingReadyRun Do you need to bring your own runes to the Prerelease or do you need to pull them out of the 5 boosters?
   LoadingReadyRun:  does that doubling happen *after* equipment and combat tricks?
  LRRbot: Desert's Call [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Play a 2 [M] Sand Soldier unit token.
 pleonasticTautology: oh that's a good question. @LRR_RiftJudge?
 pleonasticTautology: for a recent prerelease event i also brought resource cards for friends and others to use
scord0: So you are allowed to bring them and dont need to pull like, like if i wanna play Fury or Chaos i can bring my own runes.
  LRRbot: Lucian, Merciless [3] [Body] | Champion Unit − Lucian, Demacia, Sentinel [3] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) / The first time I conquer each turn, ready me.
  LRRbot: Gem Jammer [2] [Fury] | Unit − Mech, Bandle City [2] | When you play me, give a unit [Ganking] this turn. (It can move from battlefield to battlefield.)
 Mr_Horrible: worst case scenario I imagine you could substitute other types of cards, whatever's available in sufficient quantities, for them, since they're separate and have no properties(?) other than their categorization
 Everspace: Gem Jammer and the Prank Brigade
 pleonasticTautology: @scord0 correct! they're a basic resource that's in their own deck
  LRRbot: Honest Broker [2] [Order] | Unit − Ionia [2] | [Deathknell] — Play a Gold gear token exhausted. (When I die, get the effect.)
  LRRbot: Fiora, Peerless [3] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Fiora, Demacia [3] | When I attack or defend one on one, double my Might this combat.
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, it seems like for runes you don't need to play only stuff from your opened pool, similar to Magic's rule for basic lands in limited formats
  @LRRbot: Yone, Blademaster [5] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Yone, Ionia, Demon [5] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) /…
  @LRRbot: Sea Monkey [2] [Body] | Unit − Pirate, Bilgewater [2] | You may pay [1] as an additional cost to play me. / When you play me, if you paid the additional cost, buff me. (Give me a +1 [M] buff if I don…
  @LRRbot: Fiora, Peerless [3] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Fiora, Demacia [3] | When I attack or defend one on one, double my Might this combat.
  @LRRbot: Desert's Call [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Play a 2 [M] Sand Soldier unit token.
  @LRRbot: Lucian, Merciless [3] [Body] | Champion Unit − Lucian, Demacia, Sentinel [3] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attache…
  @LRRbot: Gem Jammer [2] [Fury] | Unit − Mech, Bandle City [2] | When you play me, give a unit [Ganking] this turn. (It can move from battlefield to battlefield.)
  @LRRbot: Honest Broker [2] [Order] | Unit − Ionia [2] | [Deathknell] — Play a Gold gear token exhausted. (When I die, get the effect.)
  @LRRbot: Fiora, Peerless [3] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Fiora, Demacia [3] | When I attack or defend one on one, double my Might this combat.
 Mr_Horrible: I would, actually
 Mr_Horrible: they're very expensive
scord0: so to be safe you should bring all Runes x6 to the Pre release 
 loufghyslaufey: !next
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LRR_RiftJudge: Fiora's doubling is a trigger.  It will use her power as the ability resolves for the calculation.
 Mr_Horrible: @scord0 having your own to provide can never hurt!
   LoadingReadyRun: Fiora doesn't do well in groups. She gets all up in her head awkward
  LRRbot: Punch First [1] [Body 2] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Give a unit +5 [M] this turn.
 Everspace: I feel like I would make fancy proxies for mine
KeytarCat: All cats are baby
 lightfut: Heck yeah Nelly
  Pharmacistjudge: 2 power is alot
 Everspace: I do have a set of lands for MTG similarly in my "bring my box for draft" with sleeves + the lands
 pleonasticTautology: "death knell" is SUCH a good and evocative keyword
 Mr_Horrible: @Everspace different famous meme photos of animals. eg., the beetle with the knife for blademaster 
 pleonasticTautology: @Everspace we have some pre-sleeved and the rest unsleeved, and just got some gamegenic bastion50+s in to color-box them
 Everspace: @pleonasticTautology Better than dead dong
 pleonasticTautology: @Everspace LOL
  LRRbot: Yone, Blademaster [5] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Yone, Ionia, Demon [5] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) / When I conquer an open battlefield, deal damage equal to my Might to an enemy unit in a base.
 Everspace: Falling Fart 
  LRRbot: Eye of the Herald [1] [Order] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [Y] ([Y]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
KeytarCat: Gold is just recycle fodder?
 Jethrain: you didn't need to use the gold in that case, i think?
 Jethrain: oh nevermind
LRR_RiftJudge: there are other cards that care about gold or gears.
KeytarCat: cool, ty
 definenull: *flashbacks to fnpf*
scord0: What are the Sideboard Rules on the Pre release?
scord0: Like in Origins 8 or 0?
beem3r_: its the control player in CGB
 LithelyUnshod: @scord0 It's not 0-8
 LithelyUnshod: *now
beem3r_: @scord0 also standard is up to 8 sideboarded
LRR_RiftJudge: "602.4.a.7. A sealed deck’s sideboard is every card provided to the player as part of the competition that isn’t used in their starting deck configuration"
Mashamino: "I like buttery biscuit bass"
  @LRRbot: Punch First [1] [Body 2] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Give a unit +5 [M] this turn.
  @LRRbot: Yone, Blademaster [5] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Yone, Ionia, Demon [5] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) /…
  @LRRbot: Eye of the Herald [1] [Order] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [Y] ([Y]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  LRRbot: Stellacorn Herder [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mount Targon [3] | When I move, draw 1.
  LRRbot: Hexdrinker [2] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
scord0: @beem3r_ isnt it 0 or 8? did they changed it to up to 8?
beem3r_: its been chaned
LRR_RiftJudge: For constructed: 601.1.c.1. A player’s sideboard can include 8 or fewer cards.
beem3r_: the same patch that allows chinese and english cards mixed now
LRR_RiftJudge: As long as your cards are sleeved.
beem3r_: i always think thats a given
beem3r_: but here we have unsleved runes lol
  LRRbot: Eye of the Herald [1] [Order] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [Y] ([Y]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  LRRbot: Armed Assailant [6] [Fury 1] | Unit − Noxus [6] | [Accelerate] (You may pay [1][R] as an additional cost to have me enter ready.) / [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.)
   LoadingReadyRun: NOFX - "Everyone Dies"
  LRRbot: Gem Jammer [2] [Fury] | Unit − Mech, Bandle City [2] | When you play me, give a unit [Ganking] this turn. (It can move from battlefield to battlefield.)
  LRRbot: Sudden Storm [3] [Fury] | Spell | [Hidden]** **(Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Deal 2 to a unit at a battlefield. If it's attacking, deal 4 to it instead.
LRR_RiftJudge: let me check, i'm not sure to be honest
 Everspace: not much of a suprise
LRR_RiftJudge: No you can't.  "While this card is in your hand or in the Champion Zone on your turn during an Open State,
 LithelyUnshod: You can hide from the champ zone, so it's not just from hand
 LithelyUnshod: Thanks Judge
  @LRRbot: Stellacorn Herder [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mount Targon [3] | When I move, draw 1.
  @LRRbot: Hexdrinker [2] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Eye of the Herald [1] [Order] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [Y] ([Y]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Armed Assailant [6] [Fury 1] | Unit − Noxus [6] | [Accelerate] (You may pay [1][R] as an additional cost to have me enter ready.) / [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equip…
  @LRRbot: Gem Jammer [2] [Fury] | Unit − Mech, Bandle City [2] | When you play me, give a unit [Ganking] this turn. (It can move from battlefield to battlefield.)
  @LRRbot: Sudden Storm [3] [Fury] | Spell | [Hidden]** **(Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Deal 2 to a unit at a battlefield. If it's attacking, …
scord0: @LRR_RiftJudge a quick Question. You got 2 Cards in Hand as a Jinx player. Can you React to Jinx Beginning step in A-B-C-D with Longsword to play it and equip it on a unit so you are down to 1 Card in Hand and you get the Jinx trigger to draw an additional card? Also can the opponents also react to the Jinx Beginning trigger?
   LoadingReadyRun:  Advice from CGB: always Punch First
  LRRbot: Jax, Unmatched [5] [Calm 1] | Champion Unit − Jax, Icathia [5] | [Deflect] (Opponents must pay [A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / Each Equipment in your hand has [Quick-Draw]. (It gains [Reaction]. When you play it, attach it to a unit you control.)
 Everspace: CovertGoPunch
LRR_RiftJudge: @scord0 yes you can, and yes they can.
   LoadingReadyRun: Jax is standing in between two mirrors. Infinite deflect!
LRR_RiftJudge: The final point comes from either holding
 LithelyUnshod: You can win on hold, yes
scord0: Can you also React as the enemy player on the Beginning trigger of jinx even she doesnt draw one?
LRR_RiftJudge: or scoring all battlefields
  LRRbot: Recurve Bow [2] [Fury] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [R] ([R]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
LRR_RiftJudge: or...getting a victory point via alternate means.
LRR_RiftJudge: like trinity force, that 4 power battlefield we saw earlier, etc
  LRRbot: Jax, Unrelenting [4] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Jax, Icathia [3] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) / When you attach an Equipment to me, you may pay [1] to draw 1.
   LoadingReadyRun: Jax pointing at Jax
  LRRbot: Royal Guard [4] [Order] | Unit − Shurima [2] | When you play me, play a 2 [M] Sand Soldier unit token here.
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LRR_RiftJudge: When you change phases you have a chance.
scord0: The When you play me is a window isnt it?
  LRRbot: Guardian Angel [2] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [G] ([G]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
 LithelyUnshod: @LRR_RiftJudge Is there also a chance on the play triggers?
Tinhn54: You can play a reaction in response to an ability
LRR_RiftJudge: true, when jax is played he makes a trigger that opens reaction as well. 
Morrigan9: totem armor?
 LithelyUnshod: @Morrigan9 *umbra armor
scord0: @scord0 @LRR_RiftJudge
  @LRRbot: Jax, Unmatched [5] [Calm 1] | Champion Unit − Jax, Icathia [5] | [Deflect] (Opponents must pay [A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / Each Equipment in your hand has [Quick-Draw]. (It gains [Re…
@zackhennings7295: Graham is correct
  @LRRbot: Recurve Bow [2] [Fury] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [R] ([R]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Jax, Unrelenting [4] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Jax, Icathia [3] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) / When y…
@WorkingTavo: yo either hold 1 battlefield to reach 8. or you score by holding 1 to 7 and co quer the other to 8. or you conquer 1 to 7 and conquer the other to 8
  @LRRbot: Royal Guard [4] [Order] | Unit − Shurima [2] | When you play me, play a 2 [M] Sand Soldier unit token here.
  @LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your cli…
  @LRRbot: Guardian Angel [2] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [G] ([G]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
@WorkingTavo: movement, and playing units
@WorkingTavo: does not star a chain
   LoadingReadyRun: Heal me, Exhaust me, Recall me, Hold me, Kiss Me, Thrill Me
LRR_RiftJudge: @scord0 yes and yes. 
onecelt: FWIW, 312.2 lists out when players get priority and it doesn’t state end of turn gives priority.
moocow_mcgee: oh
  LRRbot: Royal Guard [4] [Order] | Unit − Shurima [2] | When you play me, play a 2 [M] Sand Soldier unit token here.
  LRRbot: Rek'Sai, Swarm Queen [5] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Rek'Sai, The Void [5] | When I attack, you may reveal the top 2 cards of your Main Deck. You may play one. Then recycle the rest. If the played card is a unit, you may play it here.
 A_Dub888: @LoadingReadyRun yo Baron, I can dig it!
  LRRbot: Yone, Blademaster [5] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Yone, Ionia, Demon [5] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) / When I conquer an open battlefield, deal damage equal to my Might to an enemy unit in a base.
LRR_RiftJudge: My error on that. I admit I just did my renewal on Flesh and Blood yesterday so I am trying to juggle 3 TCGs at once. 
 LithelyUnshod: CGB will win
Saiyer: Yes
Saiyer: You win for holding
onecelt: @LRR_RiftJudge ❤️
LRR_RiftJudge: correct, hold 1 works
 Lightglobe: Hold 1 or Score Both in a turn
phoenixfeather14: Thanks for all of your hard work, PharmacistJudge!
InsertFloppy: I think there was miscommunication yea.
beem3r_: i was not paying attention
 HadesLeprechaun: logically, holding both, probably means he scored boththe previous turn already
MattIsAMage: everyone seems to trip on the final point yeah
 Lightglobe: It might be the thing I've had to explain multiple times at locals for this game
 couchboyj: You can also hold for 7 then conquer for 8, since that is scoring both for the win
   LoadingReadyRun:  I guess the idea is so you can't pickup a surprise win on an empty battlefield
 A_Dub888: CGB is special
@HuevingJt-i6w: face changes doesn't give priority i. this games only when a spell or ability goes to the chain(stak)
  @LRRbot: Royal Guard [4] [Order] | Unit − Shurima [2] | When you play me, play a 2 [M] Sand Soldier unit token here.
  @LRRbot: Rek'Sai, Swarm Queen [5] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Rek'Sai, The Void [5] | When I attack, you may reveal the top 2 cards of your Main Deck. You may play one. Then recycle the rest. If the played ca…
  @LRRbot: Yone, Blademaster [5] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Yone, Ionia, Demon [5] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) /…
beem3r_: i requestion it every game
LRR_RiftJudge: Last point has to be Hold, Score all battlefields, or Alternate point (some other ability like trinity force)
InsertFloppy: Yep. And if you conquer 1  at 7 points, without having any others this turn, you draw instead of going to 8 and winning
NonchalantAvenger: Graham looks extra blonde today
beem3r_: ut thats why i just go 2-4-6-8 with kaisa
beem3r_: 8but
  LRRbot: Treasure Hoard [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, you may pay [1] to play a Gold gear token exhausted.
 LithelyUnshod: Final point *must* be a hold, unless you score of all battlefields in one turn, or an effect from a card scores a point. is that right @LRR_RiftJudge ?
LRR_RiftJudge: yes 
scord0: I think with dravens effect you cant win with the extra point right?
MattIsAMage: or hold 1
  LRRbot: Power Nexus [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you hold here, you may pay [A][A][A][A] to score 1 point.
scord0: When you win Combat you get 1 point
 Everspace: Think of it as getting 2 points in a row
IlyaHalsky: please remind CGB that minions aren't spells
LRR_RiftJudge: @scord0 dravens ability scores before the conquer point, so you would go to 7 and then the conquer point would draw a card
wanes19: draw?
  LRRbot: Lonely Poro [2] [Calm] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Deathknell] — If I died alone, draw 1. (When I die, get the effect. I'm alone if there are no other friendly units here.)
beem3r_: yeah just remeber draven proct first
 Redbassist: 
Mashamino: 
 RatherLargeToad: If?
  LRRbot: Royal Guard [4] [Order] | Unit − Shurima [2] | When you play me, play a 2 [M] Sand Soldier unit token here.
 Lightglobe: Honestly, once you do get your head around victory conditions for Riftbound, it's really good. It creates a lot of interesting lines in the last turns
KeytarCat: I feel like there isn't a simple way to articulate the rule for point 8
  Pharmacistjudge: it was poorly explained to me when I was taught the game at the booth at gencon
Saiyer: recycle orange
   LoadingReadyRun:  The next set needs a "Popular Poro" card with the same little guy in the art nut just having the time of his life
 Lightglobe: @Pharmacistjudge I feel like a lot of people make the mistake of wording it as "Hold 1 or conquer both" which a lot of people read as hold and conquer not counting
wanes19: funny thought tho
 AdamYMHMI: @LoadingReadyRun In the Legends of Runeterra ccg, that same card would flip into the celebrating version when you played another Poro
 Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun yes please
@HighXavier999: I'm starting to wonder if that is the hardest rule to learn. Also it becomes less important the more "add one point" abilities there are.
  @LRRbot: Treasure Hoard [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, you may pay [1] to play a Gold gear token exhausted.
  @LRRbot: Power Nexus [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you hold here, you may pay [A][A][A][A] to score 1 point.
  @LRRbot: Lonely Poro [2] [Calm] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Deathknell] — If I died alone, draw 1. (When I die, get the effect. I'm alone if there are no other friendly units here.)
  @LRRbot: Royal Guard [4] [Order] | Unit − Shurima [2] | When you play me, play a 2 [M] Sand Soldier unit token here.
Saiyer: @LoadingReadyRun "Spotlight Poro" If I die while there is another friendly unit here....do this
beem3r_: @LoadingReadyRun the art is a poro wearing sunglasses and tons of paparazzi
 LithelyUnshod: @Lightglobe True! "Hold one or score all" works better
  LRRbot: Void Burrower [Fury Order] | Legend − Rek'Sai | When you conquer, you may exhaust me to reveal the top 2 cards of your Main Deck. You may play one. Then recycle the rest.
  LRRbot: Draven, Vanquisher [4] [Fury] | Champion Unit − Draven, Noxus [4] | When I win a combat, play a Gold gear token exhausted. / When I attack or defend, you may pay [R]. If you do, give me +2 [M] this turn.
IlyaHalsky: You decide beforehand, since you are building up stack, right?
 Mr_Bitterness: Not Draven, Draaaaaaven
ZMainCharacter: not dravennnnnn
Saiyer: ON Draven 
scord0: Why is the battlefield hidden?
 Jethrain: @scord0 it's a blank battlefield, no special effects
 Mr_Bitterness: @scord0 It's a blank battlefield
LRR_RiftJudge: blank battlefield.
 Lightglobe: @scord0 Limited rules allow you to play blank battlefields
 Jethrain: you can do that for limited
 idontgetmyrealname: @scord0 in limited you can have a blank one
 HadesLeprechaun: scoring the final point makes pretty basic sense to me, the only edge case I'm not sure I've heard yet is if you start the turn at 6, conquer 1 battlefield for 7, do you also win when you conquer the second battlefield that turn, or do you have to *start* the turn at 7 to initiate wincons?
beem3r_: draven conquer from 6 doesnt win cause its a conquer but trinity force hold from 6 wins cause its a hold
InsertFloppy: @HadesLeprechaun You win
scord0: Yone trigger?
scord0: With the attack in base?
 Jethrain: Yone didn't attack
 LithelyUnshod: @beem3r_ Draven's ability isn't technically from conquering, it's from winning a combat
Saiyer: @scord0 Yone doesn't trigger. he didn't attack
 JKBalch:  
scord0: ah
  LRRbot: Guardian Angel [2] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [G] ([G]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
InsertFloppy: @LithelyUnshod Probably talking about the purple champion unit
beem3r_: @LithelyUnshod true my bad, which actually makes it easier to understand
 LithelyUnshod: @InsertFloppy Same wording
  LRRbot: Strike Down [3] [Body 1] | Spell | Choose an equipped friendly unit. It deals damage equal to its Might to an enemy unit. Then detach an Equipment from it.
 LithelyUnshod: @LithelyUnshod Works on defense too, I think
InsertFloppy: Correct. Any showdown that is started that is contested counts as a combat. Attacking or defending
LRR_RiftJudge: "Draven’s ability will trigger and resolve before you gain your regular point for scoring the battlefield and before any conquer effects are triggered."
  LRRbot: Fiora, Peerless [3] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Fiora, Demacia [3] | When I attack or defend one on one, double my Might this combat.
  @LRRbot: Void Burrower [Fury Order] | Legend − Rek'Sai | When you conquer, you may exhaust me to reveal the top 2 cards of your Main Deck. You may play one. Then recycle the rest.
  @LRRbot: Draven, Vanquisher [4] [Fury] | Champion Unit − Draven, Noxus [4] | When I win a combat, play a Gold gear token exhausted. / When I attack or defend, you may pay [R]. If you do, give me +2 [M] this t…
  @LRRbot: Guardian Angel [2] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [G] ([G]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Strike Down [3] [Body 1] | Spell | Choose an equipped friendly unit. It deals damage equal to its Might to an enemy unit. Then detach an Equipment from it.
  @LRRbot: Fiora, Peerless [3] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Fiora, Demacia [3] | When I attack or defend one on one, double my Might this combat.
  LRRbot: B.F. Sword [4] [Order] | Gear − Equipment [3] | [Equip] [Y] ([Y]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
InsertFloppy: @LRR_RiftJudge Yep. And there is a chance to play actions before the Draven legend goes off too. Secret hidden part
beem3r_: so if your holding at 7 you opponent goes all in and looses you techinally get a draw off the won showdown then get the point for holding to win
Manitu_25: what does B.F. stand for? big f-ing? if yes, that's hilarious.
beem3r_: is that correct?
  LRRbot: Buhru Captain [3] [Body 1] | Unit − Bilgewater [3] | When you play me, you may draw 1 or buff me. (To buff a unit, give it a +1 [M] buff if it doesn't already have one.)
 Mr_Bitterness: @Manitu_25 that's exactly what it means
Manitu_25: lol
scord0: Big Fing
scord0: Sword
 LithelyUnshod: @beem3r_ I *think* you win off of the Draven trigger is you win a defensive combat at 7
 DiscordianTokkan: my favourite Strar Trank character, Buhru
Saiyer: The B.F. Sword in League of Legends officially stands for "Big F***ing Sword," a reference to the BFG 9000 weapon from the Doom franchise.
 LithelyUnshod: *if
beem3r_: hmm okay
  LRRbot: Unsung Hero [2] [Order] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [2] | [Deathknell] — If I was [Mighty], draw 2. (When I die, get the effect. I'm Mighty while I have 5+ [M].)
LRR_RiftJudge: @LithelyUnshod that's how i read it as well.
InsertFloppy: I think so too. Because the replacement effect is only conquering a single battlefield in a turn
 Lightglobe: @LithelyUnshod Yeah you would, as long its your first combat win of the turn. Important that purple draven is only first combat unlike red draven drawing every combat win
   LoadingReadyRun:  "Think about a really big unit. Now double it"
InsertFloppy: Im also glad no ride the wind reprint, because explaining those showdowns can be tricky
  LRRbot: Gem Jammer [2] [Fury] | Unit − Mech, Bandle City [2] | When you play me, give a unit [Ganking] this turn. (It can move from battlefield to battlefield.)
  LRRbot: Warmog's Armor [1] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
 Lightglobe: @InsertFloppy As a Teemo player, explaining surprise defense to people is always fun
InsertFloppy: @Lightglobe That and scoring on your opponents turn haha
  LRRbot: Yone, Blademaster [5] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Yone, Ionia, Demon [5] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) / When I conquer an open battlefield, deal damage equal to my Might to an enemy unit in a base.
 LithelyUnshod: Also of note: Falling Star and Icathian Rain have been erratad. They are *no longer* reflexive triggers. You choose all targets on play
  LRRbot: Zaun Punk [3] [Order] | Unit − Zaun [3] | You may kill a friendly gear as an additional cost to play me. / When you play me, if you paid the additional cost, kill a gear.
  @LRRbot: B.F. Sword [4] [Order] | Gear − Equipment [3] | [Equip] [Y] ([Y]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Buhru Captain [3] [Body 1] | Unit − Bilgewater [3] | When you play me, you may draw 1 or buff me. (To buff a unit, give it a +1 [M] buff if it doesn't already have one.)
  @LRRbot: Unsung Hero [2] [Order] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [2] | [Deathknell] — If I was [Mighty], draw 2. (When I die, get the effect. I'm Mighty while I have 5+ [M].)
  @LRRbot: Gem Jammer [2] [Fury] | Unit − Mech, Bandle City [2] | When you play me, give a unit [Ganking] this turn. (It can move from battlefield to battlefield.)
  @LRRbot: Warmog's Armor [1] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Yone, Blademaster [5] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Yone, Ionia, Demon [5] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) /…
  @LRRbot: Zaun Punk [3] [Order] | Unit − Zaun [3] | You may kill a friendly gear as an additional cost to play me. / When you play me, if you paid the additional cost, kill a gear.
 Mr_Horrible: Hopepunk is out, Zaunpunk is in
InsertFloppy: @LithelyUnshod Thank goodness. Even as a Kaisa player in set 1, it was a weird interaction with a few other cards
LRR_RiftJudge: just me mindful of the change to deflect as well.
 LithelyUnshod: @InsertFloppy Yeah, forcing you to kill your own units is unintuitive
KeytarCat: Is there a !card command for RB active?
  LRRbot: Guardian of the Passage [6] [Calm] | Unit − Spirit, Shadow Isles [6] | When I hold, you may return a unit or gear from your trash to your hand.
InsertFloppy: The weird interaction was with dreaming tree and phoenix.
InsertFloppy: Phoenix got an exception but not dreaming tree
 pleonasticTautology: !card Guardian of the Passage
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 pleonasticTautology: @KeytarCat doesn't seem like
KeytarCat: thank\
InsertFloppy: @LRR_RiftJudge Oh yea. Having to icathian rain and throwing 6 away to win a game or go even feels terrible at surface
 pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun unless there's a separate command for RB cards?
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  LRRbot: Thwonk! [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Stun an attacking unit. (It doesn't deal combat damage this turn.)
InsertFloppy: I REALLY like the way they did equipment this set with representing them. Kinda like mutate form mtg
InsertFloppy: Just slide the text underneath the unit
 LithelyUnshod: @InsertFloppy You still have to
 definenull: beginner's luck
   LoadingReadyRun: Face Slap | unstun target unit
 LithelyUnshod: @LithelyUnshod 'Deflect is functionally short for "Spells and abilities an opponent controls that choose me cost an amount of Power equal to [Deflect Value] more to play as an additional cost for each time they choose me."'
InsertFloppy: @LithelyUnshod Sorry, I meant go even as in units or tempo. I meant recycling a bunch because of each deflect instance.
 Everspace: It's a soup
 Everspace: It belongs to the Battle Chef
   LoadingReadyRun: tell us that deep soup lore
 definenull: when iron chef meets league
 Everspace: It's a LoR card cycle
 Greyah: Why am thwonk soup
 Mr_Horrible: "Okay great great great. Next question-"
  LRRbot: Bushwhack [2] [Fury 1] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / Friendly units enter ready this turn. Play a Gold gear token exhausted.
  LRRbot: Unsung Hero [2] [Order] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [2] | [Deathknell] — If I was [Mighty], draw 2. (When I die, get the effect. I'm Mighty while I have 5+ [M].)
  @LRRbot: Guardian of the Passage [6] [Calm] | Unit − Spirit, Shadow Isles [6] | When I hold, you may return a unit or gear from your trash to your hand.
  @LRRbot: Thwonk! [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Stun an attacking unit. (It doesn't deal c…
  @LRRbot: Bushwhack [2] [Fury 1] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / Friendly units enter ready this turn. Play a Gold gear token exhausted.
  @LRRbot: Unsung Hero [2] [Order] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [2] | [Deathknell] — If I was [Mighty], draw 2. (When I die, get the effect. I'm Mighty while I have 5+ [M].)
 Everspace: Jax came in with a bunch of guys (the weaponmasters) who were a ragtag group of weaponmasters. The Battle Chef was one of them and they could randomly create a weapon
 Everspace: from a set (like creation in MTGA), with each one of the weaponmasters had a "weapon" that matched them
  LRRbot: Guards! [3] [Order] | Spell | [Hidden]_ (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].)_ / Play a 2 [M] Sand Soldier unit token. You may pay [Y] to ready it.
 LithelyUnshod: @InsertFloppy You still have to pay for deflect for each time a unit with deflect is chosen.
 Vilun: that's what swords do
  LRRbot: Gem Jammer [2] [Fury] | Unit − Mech, Bandle City [2] | When you play me, give a unit [Ganking] this turn. (It can move from battlefield to battlefield.)
 Vilun: killing is very much the point of swords
Tinhn54: Doesnt sandsoilders have weaponmaster? Or is it just for Azir?
MattIsAMage: that was an insane turn holy moly good job
 Lightglobe: @Tinhn54 Azir legend adds weaponmaster to them
InsertFloppy: @LithelyUnshod I'm a little confused. I said for each instance of it targeting.
 definenull: the christmas ornaments have been thrashed
 LithelyUnshod: @InsertFloppy Correct. That is still true.
Saiyer: 
 Jethrain: that was a wild turn
 LithelyUnshod: @LithelyUnshod *or is now true?
Tinhn54: @Lightglobe Ahh got it
InsertFloppy: @LithelyUnshod I think we are agreeing in different words haha
Tinhn54: That's was a great turn
 LithelyUnshod: @InsertFloppy I think so XD.
MattIsAMage: htat bf sword went crazy
LRR_RiftJudge: that was a relay race with the BF sword.
KeytarCat: There's an attacker, and then there's this mf duelist
Tinhn54: It adds so much value over time
LRR_RiftJudge: that one was mine. 
 Everspace: really the best friend sword
MattIsAMage: i thought baton pass was a pokemon move
  LRRbot: Stellacorn Herder [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mount Targon [3] | When I move, draw 1.
  LRRbot: Lucian, Merciless [3] [Body] | Champion Unit − Lucian, Demacia, Sentinel [3] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) / The first time I conquer each turn, ready me.
  LRRbot: Veteran Poro [2] [Body] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.)
 Everspace: The true victory points were the swords we held along the way
 definenull: thats so much floof
KeytarCat: Or a smoll hammer
 dumbo3k: I love how Graham has no questions about Poros
 Redbassist: totoporo
 Everspace: That's "braum's" poro specifically. He manufactures them in LoR
   LoadingReadyRun: I feel like this is one of the only times we've seen deliberately chipping away at defenders on a battlefield rather then coming in with a big hit to kill all everyone at once. Neat!
  LRRbot: Renata Glasc, Industrialist [4] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Renata Glasc, Zaun [4] | Your tokens enter ready.
  @LRRbot: Guards! [3] [Order] | Spell | [Hidden]_ (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].)_ / Play a 2 [M] Sand Soldier unit token. You may pay [Y] to ready it.
  @LRRbot: Gem Jammer [2] [Fury] | Unit − Mech, Bandle City [2] | When you play me, give a unit [Ganking] this turn. (It can move from battlefield to battlefield.)
@aceviru: woo
  @LRRbot: Stellacorn Herder [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mount Targon [3] | When I move, draw 1.
  @LRRbot: Lucian, Merciless [3] [Body] | Champion Unit − Lucian, Demacia, Sentinel [3] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attache…
  @LRRbot: Veteran Poro [2] [Body] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.)
  @LRRbot: Renata Glasc, Industrialist [4] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Renata Glasc, Zaun [4] | Your tokens enter ready.
KeytarCat: The fury rune looks like a piece of a beyblade
  LRRbot: Sudden Storm [3] [Fury] | Spell | [Hidden]** **(Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Deal 2 to a unit at a battlefield. If it's attacking, deal 4 to it instead.
   LoadingReadyRun: @KeytarCat all runes *could* be a bayblade 
 themercenary1987: Adam and Ben did didn't it?
 LithelyUnshod: R1 did I think?
 RatherLargeToad: first round went to game 3, I think
KeytarCat: Even I could be a beyblade, if you spin me real fast!
 themercenary1987: Two Top Lane Matches and Two Mid Lane Matches
LRR_RiftJudge: from what I understand, Best of 1 tends to be more common in China. 
  LRRbot: Veiled Temple [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, you may ready a friendly gear. If it's an Equipment, you may detach it.
  LRRbot: Hall of Legends [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, you may pay [1] to ready your legend.
 Lightglobe: @LRR_RiftJudge Yeah, most of their city challenges run as best of 1 in swiss, then go best of 3 for top cut
MattIsAMage: and spend the mana to do the cards
 Lightglobe: To the point that the updated tournament rules released the other day add specific rules for competitive best of 1
  LRRbot: Veteran Poro [2] [Body] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.)
 Redbassist: 3,2,1 go rift
  LRRbot: Lucian, Merciless [3] [Body] | Champion Unit − Lucian, Demacia, Sentinel [3] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) / The first time I conquer each turn, ready me.
  Pharmacistjudge: You are CoverGoBlue, not CovertGoBoros.
LRR_RiftJudge: Blue isn't exactly equipment focused
  LRRbot: Stellacorn Herder [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mount Targon [3] | When I move, draw 1.
MattIsAMage: now we yone for the fear of god in our opponnent
  @LRRbot: Sudden Storm [3] [Fury] | Spell | [Hidden]** **(Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Deal 2 to a unit at a battlefield. If it's attacking, …
  @LRRbot: Veiled Temple [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, you may ready a friendly gear. If it's an Equipment, you may detach it.
  @LRRbot: Hall of Legends [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, you may pay [1] to ready your legend.
  @LRRbot: Veteran Poro [2] [Body] | Unit − Poro, Freljord [2] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.)
  @LRRbot: Lucian, Merciless [3] [Body] | Champion Unit − Lucian, Demacia, Sentinel [3] | [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attache…
  @LRRbot: Stellacorn Herder [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mount Targon [3] | When I move, draw 1.
  LRRbot: Renata Glasc, Industrialist [4] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Renata Glasc, Zaun [4] | Your tokens enter ready.
  LRRbot: Eye of the Herald [1] [Order] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [Y] ([Y]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  LRRbot: Brutalizer [2] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [G] ([G]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
ArStraTV: Just joined, why does RekSai run 3 colors?
LRR_RiftJudge: limited lets you have 3 domains. 
  LRRbot: Grandmaster at Arms [Calm Body] | Legend − Jax | [1], [E]: Attach a detached Equipment you control to a unit you control. / [E]: Attach an attached Equipment you control to a unit you control.
  @LRRbot: Renata Glasc, Industrialist [4] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Renata Glasc, Zaun [4] | Your tokens enter ready.
  @LRRbot: Eye of the Herald [1] [Order] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [Y] ([Y]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Brutalizer [2] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [G] ([G]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Grandmaster at Arms [Calm Body] | Legend − Jax | [1], [E]: Attach a detached Equipment you control to a unit you control. / [E]: Attach an attached Equipment you control to a unit you control.
 Everspace: Calm Body to leeeeeeaaaaan on
Mashamino: calm BODY
 dumbo3k: Calm Body once told me
 Lightglobe: I don't think anyone has described Jax as a calm body before
 Everspace: I think he's pretty chill in LoR.
peepotraurig: @lightglobe he’s just a chill fishing guy who wants to give everybody a chance so he fights with a lantern
peepotraurig: pretty on theme for me
 LithelyUnshod: wonk into thwonk
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I like how his ability is cheaper if he's equipped because it's like he's giving a sword he's already holding to someone, but it's more expensive if he has to go pick it up first
  LRRbot: Recurve Bow [2] [Fury] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [R] ([R]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
   LoadingReadyRun: Me, when playing Super Mario Bros.: "I love walking into Thwonk"
  LRRbot: Thwonk! [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Stun an attacking unit. (It doesn't deal combat damage this turn.)
  LRRbot: Sudden Storm [3] [Fury] | Spell | [Hidden]** **(Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Deal 2 to a unit at a battlefield. If it's attacking, deal 4 to it instead.
  @LRRbot: Recurve Bow [2] [Fury] | Gear − Equipment | [Equip] [R] ([R]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Thwonk! [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Stun an attacking unit. (It doesn't deal c…
  @LRRbot: Sudden Storm [3] [Fury] | Spell | [Hidden]** **(Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Deal 2 to a unit at a battlefield. If it's attacking, …
Saiyer: no. it was not an open battlefield
onecelt: there was errata on Yone to make it clearer
  LRRbot: Armed Assailant [6] [Fury 1] | Unit − Noxus [6] | [Accelerate] (You may pay [1][R] as an additional cost to have me enter ready.) / [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.)
  LRRbot: Undertitan [6] [Order 1] | Unit − The Void [5] | When you play me, give your other units +2 [M] this turn. / As I'm revealed from your deck, [Add] [2].
Greyorr: Errata yone, you have to conquer on non occuped Battlefield its différent now
Saiyer: Errata: When I conquer a battlefield that was uncontrolled, deal damage equal to my Might to an enemy unit in a base.
LRR_RiftJudge: yes, yone stays. 
  LRRbot: Gem Jammer [2] [Fury] | Unit − Mech, Bandle City [2] | When you play me, give a unit [Ganking] this turn. (It can move from battlefield to battlefield.)
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Saiyer: ok actually he could've still ganked. recurve would proc and kill the poro.
LRR_RiftJudge: As Adam says, whenever Graham says something, just accept it as the truth and move on
Saiyer: no you can not hide to base
LRR_RiftJudge: No you can't 
zaooo: 
LRR_RiftJudge: Hide is Battlefield, yea
Saiyer: oh right not ready
Saiyer: 10 hours of work rots the brain
NonchalantAvenger: !next
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LRR_RiftJudge: don't forget, card you hide can only target objects at that battlefield when played.  
NonchalantAvenger: 18m to LrrLIVE..... niceeeeee
 62MGcobra: @NonchalantAvenger maybe
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: uno career in shambles
  Pharmacistjudge: card advantage in uno
 Lightglobe: Good new Graeme, the current meta in China is Draven at least partially because of Red Draven who draws after every combat win
 ralphthellama: Seems like more of a guideline at this point
  Pywodwagon: It evens out with the "what do you mean it doesn't work the same way it works in x card game"
 Mr_Horrible: "You HAVE Uno, it came free with your Xbox!"
 A_Dub888: now I want fish
 Everspace: Most games you win by taking more actions or having more options, but sometimes this is the same thing
  Pywodwagon: "this game doesn't have a stack?"
NonchalantAvenger: @62MGcobra why? pre-recorded+it appears on the Schedule
  LRRbot: Doran's Blade [2] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [2] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
 CeridwenCoeur: I think recurve bow does work with Yone because it says when an attack is declared which can kill before the showdown so the battlefield would be uncontested by the time the attack happens. But I'm not a judge
 ArtDecoSunburn: LRR suddenly makes a strong pivot to "Old Maid" on stream.
 TheMerricat: @Pharmacistjudge Look, I'm just saving up for that time where I can play 20 Draw four cards in a row and force the other players to buy a new UNO deck to keep playing. 
  LRRbot: Gem Jammer [2] [Fury] | Unit − Mech, Bandle City [2] | When you play me, give a unit [Ganking] this turn. (It can move from battlefield to battlefield.)
 pleonasticTautology: isn't that that halloween friday nights
  Pywodwagon: Is it that strong of a pivot after Cribbage month
 Everspace: North100 is "Old Man" on stream
   LoadingReadyRun: no Old Maid, just Cribbage
  @LRRbot: Armed Assailant [6] [Fury 1] | Unit − Noxus [6] | [Accelerate] (You may pay [1][R] as an additional cost to have me enter ready.) / [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equip…
  @LRRbot: Undertitan [6] [Order 1] | Unit − The Void [5] | When you play me, give your other units +2 [M] this turn. / As I'm revealed from your deck, [Add] [2].
  @LRRbot: Gem Jammer [2] [Fury] | Unit − Mech, Bandle City [2] | When you play me, give a unit [Ganking] this turn. (It can move from battlefield to battlefield.)
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  @LRRbot: Doran's Blade [2] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [2] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Gem Jammer [2] [Fury] | Unit − Mech, Bandle City [2] | When you play me, give a unit [Ganking] this turn. (It can move from battlefield to battlefield.)
 A_Dub888: @Mr_Horrible The former co-host of Mine O'clock came with my Xbox?
  LRRbot: B.F. Sword [4] [Order] | Gear − Equipment [3] | [Equip] [Y] ([Y]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
 62MGcobra: @NonchalantAvenger sure depends if this ends in time
 ralphthellama: I would unironically love to watch LRR do a learn-and-play of contract bridge
NonchalantAvenger: i believeeeeeee
  LRRbot: Unsung Hero [2] [Order] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [2] | [Deathknell] — If I was [Mighty], draw 2. (When I die, get the effect. I'm Mighty while I have 5+ [M].)
MattIsAMage: is conquring getting a point. or do you get a point when you conqure?
 Everspace: You can use other attacks to clear it out
 Everspace: Like how Yone in game follows up with killing the enemy when they've been knocked up by another character
IlyaHalsky: You can score once, but can't conquer multiple times?
LRR_RiftJudge: 444.2.b This results in a Conquer if that player has not yet scored that Battlefield this turn. 
MattIsAMage: awesome
IlyaHalsky: 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Well, Cribbage is the game of choice of upper Midwest old maids, so full circle.
 TheMerricat: Just waking up from napping chat, how has the Rift PPR going?
  LRRbot: Guards! [3] [Order] | Spell | [Hidden]_ (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].)_ / Play a 2 [M] Sand Soldier unit token. You may pay [Y] to ready it.
  @LRRbot: B.F. Sword [4] [Order] | Gear − Equipment [3] | [Equip] [Y] ([Y]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Unsung Hero [2] [Order] | Unit − Elite, Demacia [2] | [Deathknell] — If I was [Mighty], draw 2. (When I die, get the effect. I'm Mighty while I have 5+ [M].)
  @LRRbot: Guards! [3] [Order] | Spell | [Hidden]_ (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].)_ / Play a 2 [M] Sand Soldier unit token. You may pay [Y] to ready it.
 Everspace: @TheMerricat you missed the deep soup lore
  LRRbot: Buhru Captain [3] [Body 1] | Unit − Bilgewater [3] | When you play me, you may draw 1 or buff me. (To buff a unit, give it a +1 [M] buff if it doesn't already have one.)
 Everspace: Buhru Captain, our Trans Icon
 TheMerricat: @Everspace Could use some deep soup lore, was sleeping off a cold. 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @ralphthellama They should do it in full 1940s shtick. I once rented a room in a decaying mansion built in the 1930s by a bridge aficionado. All the public rooms were designed for bridge tournaments.
zer0killstreams: dang, ppr ran long!
 pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun if/when you do another camp cardboard you should invite cgb (also i hope ben and cgb decked this out!)
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Vandristine: this game just seems to have long games
LRR_RiftJudge: I have made more errors on this event that I like, but I'll fully admit I know this game far less than MTG. 
  LRRbot: Doran's Shield [1] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [G] ([G]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
 gralamin: Isn't it Live in 10 minutes? Lol
 TheMerricat: @zer0killstreams Seems on flavor for a League of Legends game. 
LRR_RiftJudge: Us judges are also definitely in a learning process with this too - Pywo
LRR_RiftJudge: overall PPR has been great.  
MattIsAMage: can nelli work the magic again
zer0killstreams: i haven't even looked at it, how;re we feeling about riftbound?
 Everspace: pretty nifty
LRR_RiftJudge: Riftbound has been running long gamewide, they actually just changed round length to help deal with it
 TheMerricat: could you even say... pretty rifty? 
Shadowsoflife: 
  LRRbot: Bushwhack [2] [Fury 1] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / Friendly units enter ready this turn. Play a Gold gear token exhausted.
 Everspace: I can understand the "Best of 1" now more
  LRRbot: Zaun Punk [3] [Order] | Unit − Zaun [3] | You may kill a friendly gear as an additional cost to play me. / When you play me, if you paid the additional cost, kill a gear.
scord0: @LRR_RiftJudge When you Conquer At Minefield wich says put top 2 Cards of your Main Deck into Trash, and you put Flame Chompers into trash with this effect can you play him out for his effect to recycle one?
  LRRbot: Warmog's Armor [1] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
zer0killstreams: have they commented of LRL?
 Everspace: That recruit is ready (if it matters)
MattIsAMage: recuit is ready if it might matter
  Juliamon: zer0killstreams They'll start it whenever they're done here
Bruceski: @zer0killstreams It's prerecorded so it can start whenever with just the prep of tech stuff instead of set setup
zer0killstreams: woo!
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 pleonasticTautology: wait did cgb just reference pogo!?
 pleonasticTautology: yo???
 TheMerricat: @Juliamon The nice thing is... it's prerecord, so they don't need to scurry to set up the set. 
  @LRRbot: Buhru Captain [3] [Body 1] | Unit − Bilgewater [3] | When you play me, you may draw 1 or buff me. (To buff a unit, give it a +1 [M] buff if it doesn't already have one.)
  @LRRbot: Doran's Shield [1] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [G] ([G]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  @LRRbot: Bushwhack [2] [Fury 1] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / Friendly units enter ready this turn. Play a Gold gear token exhausted.
  @LRRbot: Zaun Punk [3] [Order] | Unit − Zaun [3] | You may kill a friendly gear as an additional cost to play me. / When you play me, if you paid the additional cost, kill a gear.
  @LRRbot: Warmog's Armor [1] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
  Juliamon: Almost like they knew this could happen. 
 Lightglobe: @scord0 Not Riftjudge, but going from main deck to trash would not count as a discard due to 409.1 Discarding a card is moving it from a player's hand directly into their trash
LRR_RiftJudge: @scord0 Minefield is not a discard effect.
MattIsAMage: the magic hands again
smurfomancer: This game feels preeeeeety close to done?  Maybe not for 5:00, but probably not long
 pleonasticTautology: nelly?
 pleonasticTautology: nelly's going the distance?
 pleonasticTautology: he's going for speed?!
 TheMerricat: @smurfomancer It's always fun to remember that chat is pan-timezone. I had to double take, given it's almost 7 here. 
 pleonasticTautology: poro's all alone (all alone!) all alone in cgb's time of need!?
wanes19: he channelled
LRR_RiftJudge: you were down to 5.
MattIsAMage: he explored twice
Shadowsoflife: @pleonasticTautology -Looks at time- is he? 
LRR_RiftJudge: we have the tapes.  we have the technology. 
 Lightglobe: That is correct
 umbrakittygirl: !next
ShittyThePirate: was nelly the greatest to ever do it
 Lightglobe: The ability goes on the chain to start the showdown
 pleonasticTautology: @Shadowsoflife listen, he's closing the gap at least, and then i got The Distance stuck in my head
 Everspace: We have the pharmacology? :thonk:
   LoadingReadyRun:  FYI: After the PPR, we will go offline for a few minutes, but stay tuned as we will be back with LRL as soon as possible
 Micalovits: Damn . we still going? Impressive!
fevolant: what is LRL
MattIsAMage: loading ready live
 Everspace: loading ready lideotape
 pleonasticTautology: loadingreadylive is a monthly variety entertainment show that the performers of loadingreadyrun do together!
wanes19: but this is live too isnt it lol
Shadowsoflife: @pleonasticTautology Fair, I know the song and want to make a joke
 idontgetmyrealname: something's gonna happen
 TheMerricat: So I'm going to assume that WotC/Hasbro trademarks prohibit this, but it would be really cool if someone compiled all the different TCG mechanics and translated them into "MTG speak" to make it easier for folk to pick up new games. 
Iperithon: @fevolant an experience to live for
smurfomancer: @TheMerricat Oh yeah, it's 6 where I am, I'm just trying to go back to the stream-home reference point
Bruceski: Loading Ready Live, a monthly variety show. Only this week it's not Live because it's a quiz they need to disable chat for anyway so we're not missing anything
ALittleRedPandaPlush: One thing Riftbound has going for it is apparently that you get a lot of gametime to your game
LRR_RiftJudge: Yes
 Lightglobe: Yeah
 LordZarano: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE! (A Variety show, LoadingReadyRun Style!) at Sat 05:00 PM PST (0s ago).
  LRRbot: Feral Strength [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Give a unit +2 [M] this turn.
 pleonasticTautology: this month's LoadingReadyLive is The Big Mid Quiz of 2025, a panel quiz in the style of British panel quizzes, but with the goofballs we know, love, and owe $5 to
 Everspace: Covert should draw for conquering
 Strebenherz: @LordZarano nice
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wanes19: brutalizer is sick
 pleonasticTautology: @idontgetmyrealname eh i owe all of them $5, except maybe like. cam and ben. i got them other stuff 
 calculated_uncertainties: @idontgetmyrealname I thought it was gift suggestion.
  LRRbot: Honest Broker [2] [Order] | Unit − Ionia [2] | [Deathknell] — Play a Gold gear token exhausted. (When I die, get the effect.)
 Everspace: whew lads
 pleonasticTautology: gg!
SylvrSystem: GG
 pleonasticTautology: GREAT games!\
 Lightglobe: GG!
Mashamino: 
 pleonasticTautology: a round for the ages!
 pleonasticTautology: ow
  Sarah_Serinde: Almost made it in time for LRL too 
smurfomancer: Almost pulled it out
 pleonasticTautology: mic 5
insanecat6mtg: 
LRR_RiftJudge: And Now, Graham explodes like a nexus
 ralphthellama: This CGB fella seems good at card games
 TheMerricat: mawp I think on Nelly's mic as he turned in chair.
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@roberthultgren9389: Any recommendations for where to learn this game? Anybody put out good tutorial videos?
  @LRRbot: Feral Strength [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / [Repeat] [2] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Give a unit…
 @SmithKurosaki: Evenin' chat
@pharmacistjudge: I recommend the one from Good Time Society, but I assume that because that is the one they played at the Riot booth
  @LRRbot: Honest Broker [2] [Order] | Unit − Ionia [2] | [Deathknell] — Play a Gold gear token exhausted. (When I die, get the effect.)
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Shadowsoflife: and mods
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 TheMerricat: almost 8 hour PPR. If nothing else this game bring value. 
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 A_Dub888: Holy crap it's still a PPR
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 pleonasticTautology: also, i hope folks who came for riftbound stuck around and maybe give a follow! loadingreadyrun does a LOT of different stuff, and you may find something else that you like!
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 pleonasticTautology: for instance, tomorrow is RHYTHM CAFE, a show focused on rhythm games hosted by Ian and Heather! iiii don't know what game they're playing tomorrow
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Xed_Regulus: Hello, and Happy Saturday, friends!!! HOw was the Pre-Pre-Rift?
 pleonasticTautology: @Xed_Regulus LONG, cbg and nelly went to a game 3!
 SymphonySolstice: I have procured a grilled cheese made with cheese toast. living the full cheesed life tonight
  Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: pain
 ContingentCat: !advice
  LRRbot: Now that's what I call a sticky key.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SymphonySolstice Only way to be cheesier is with some kind of cheese soup to go with it
  Juliamon: Dip it in queso
 pleonasticTautology: oh! tomorrow RHYTHM CAFE is playing: RHYTHM DOCTOR, a game that just came out of early access!
 LostThePirate: !findquote cheese
  LRRbot: Quote #7096: "Do vampires like cheese?" —Jeremy Petter [2020-08-03]
 RockPusher: mmmmm, queso
NonchalantAvenger: wait offline??
 Sheikun07: Always add more cheese
NonchalantAvenger: didn't we segway into live?
 SymphonySolstice: if I had queso I would
  Juliamon: To have a clean vod break
 margieargie: @SymphonySolstice My only partly lactose tolerant body is both excited by the idea of that and should probably be kept well away from it but wouldn't 
NonchalantAvenger: oh oh got it
 SymphonySolstice: hehe
 pleonasticTautology: @NonchalantAvenger yeah, the ppr went to like. literally 2 minutes ago lmao
 red_shoes_jeff: !vaselineorbarcode
  LRRbot: Barcode!
  Sarah_Serinde: It'll be a few minutes, hang tight 
 red_shoes_jeff: Dangit!
 ButButTheJesus: or hang loose
 baltimore_667083: !badadvice
  LRRbot: The day star is good for you.
 RockPusher: presumably they are setting up a couch and snack table to watch-along 
 baltimore_667083: @LRRbot are you sure?
  Sarah_Serinde: just generally hang around, how you hang is up to you 
NonchalantAvenger: @pleonasticTautology yup some1 explaind it was for a clean VOD break
 pleonasticTautology: yep! but also someone else may be wondering but afraid to ask :3
@aceviru: And as always ty to the YouTube judges, mods, and Paul.
 @SmithKurosaki: I would have been here earlier, but birthday parties
@aceviru: It's been a nice and chill day. Definitely recommend catching the vod
 @Sarah-Serinde: You should be able to catch LoadingReadyLive here on youtube in a few minutes too
@aceviru: no way really?!
 @SmithKurosaki: Alright, youtube generally makes a new link for new lives, so we'll all have to move to another chat in a few\
@aceviru: ah. tysm 😭
@aceviru: Yeah, see you guys there!
 @Sarah-Serinde: oh yeah, not in this same chat, I just meant the same channel
 KaleidoscopeMind: but what if i dont want to hang and want to be more supported on the ground
 pleonasticTautology: idk i'm in a like. chipper and helpful mood
 stippledotter: @Juliamon I love clean break *checks notes* vods. Thats why I invest fiber (the internet company hates this)
 stippledotter: *injest
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 baltimore_667083: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't you put it in your mouth.
 stippledotter: Autocorrect ruins everything!
 pleonasticTautology: @stippledotter *SNORTLAUGHS*
 CodeIndigo: @stippledotter i thought that really loud
 baltimore_667083: @LRRbot -puts it in my mouth anyway-
v_nome: !card it's coming
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
  Juliamon: Don't you stuff it in your face!!
 margieargie: I'm definitely putting the fiber optic cable in my mouth now that I've been told not to
 ButButTheJesus: though it might look good to eat...
 SymphonySolstice: [canadian mode activated] YOU COULD GET SIIICK, REAL QUIIICK (ICK!)
 red_shoes_jeff: And it might look good to taste!
v_nome: Oh, I was thinking of Infernal Spawn on Evil. Dangit
 baltimore_667083: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Have you ever been on a horse before?
 Nigouki: !fart
  LRRbot: The duck call!
 baltimore_667083: @LRRbot yes but not in a while
 pleonasticTautology: also, riftbound viewers: the regulars are starting to filter it, so feel free to say hi :3 we're a silly bunch
 Diabore: title!
v_nome: !card Incoming
  LRRbot: Incoming! [4GGGG] | Sorcery | Each player searches their library for any number of artifact, creature, enchantment, and/or land cards, puts them onto the battlefield, then shuffles.
 pleonasticTautology: SNRK
Angreed66: You can't trick me. Horses aren't real otherwise people could draw them.
  Juliamon: this would be a great time for the communicating-via-cardreader bit
 ButButTheJesus: !card help
  LRRbot: Found 21 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
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 Hedonistic_Mushroom: Ah yes, the yearly reminder that the last 12 months the world was burning...
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v_nome: !card waiting
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 ButButTheJesus: @Sarah_Serinde yeah I was just agreeing 
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 neisan2112: Perfect timing! Just finished the highlights
zarbit: Oh good, I'm not late! Didn't want to miss the Mid!
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 Hedonistic_Mushroom: Did lrrbot just see a magic card?
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 pleonasticTautology: naw, someone called the command
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 CastleOtranto: Storm count goes zoom
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !badadvice
  LRRbot: More lips will solve this.
RTwo28: !badadvice
 BraveOthello: !advice
  LRRbot: Hold W to ponder.
 kusinohki: meows
 Sorator13: eugh, lrrbot pls no
DoubleNterprises: What's Ready, my Lives?
 margieargie: !findquote mid
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
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 Sorator13: mid! mid! mid! mid!
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 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a lasagna tray full of bran
 azureHaights: Yes, it's the Bid Mid Quid!
Angreed66: But you use U to ponder
 teddywhosabear: are you ready to Quiz
 PharaohBender27: Oh dang I thought I'd be late 
  ritchards: prerecord does mean chat can go hard on answering in chat
 margieargie: LRR confirmed not to be mid!
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 gnyrinn: Made it to the stream with seconds to spare.
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 Vinewood_OG: Here comes 2....
 Gaelan_Maestro: !findquote sigh
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 CodeIndigo: When in doubt, the answer is always ham
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 shendaras: 
 calculated_uncertainties: 100
 PharaohBender27: 699 Big! Mid! QUIIIIIZZZ!
RTwo28: something is about to happen
 HorusFive: Here. We. GO!
Bahumot: Are we big mid  ?
TheAinMAP:   
 Fruan: MID! MID! MID! MID!
 spethycakes: THE MIDDEST!
usmu1976: Let`s gooooo!
 definenull: MID!
 Nigouki: oh heck
 BraveOthello: No, I'm pretty sure that's the bit
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  Foxmar320: 
 Mr_Bitterness: QUIZ QUIZ QUIZ QUIZ
 Sorator13: ooof
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Agreed
 definenull: true
 fastlane250: Time to learn about what happened in 2025 for the first time, because I choose to live under a rock.
 Strebenherz: agreed
 UnknownFriday: I've got my adult beverage and my pretzel bites for a snack, lets get this quiz going!
 Veraphage: True
 SymphonySolstice: so true
 ButButTheJesus: mhm
 HorusFive: He speaks the TRUTH
 iris_of_ether: Legit
RTwo28: yep
 Vinewood_OG: Dystopia maxing was a mistake
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Bahumot: I can forgive you not making these a down when we get a year that isn't a downer 
 spethycakes: 
RTwo28: Oh thats some good news
 SymphonySolstice: yay!
 PharaohBender27: Flying cars would be a NIGHTMARE logistically
 RockPusher: We have a handle on terrestrial cars‽
 Vinewood_OG: Can't afford to drive!
 Strebenherz: "we have vr chat at home"
 definenull: 🔥 🔥
 gnyrinn: If you think this is a waste of a numbered year, have you forgotten "Two thousand and XX"
 A_Dub888: it was the year 2025 and man was still alive
 mistycloud21: I love my pellets
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 TheWriterAleph: <- *enjoys a good Clif Bar*
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @A_Dub888 big if true
  Sarah_Serinde: siiiiigh
 HorusFive: @A_Dub888 Citation needed
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 LiveFaust: Mid!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
 red_shoes_jeff: Peanuts have protein, don't they?
  Sarah_Serinde: noooo it sure can't
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 pleonasticTautology: i keep up on all the crapshots cam says f*** in
 pleonasticTautology: i have a playlist
 neisan2112: The VST or Wiki can tell you
 teddywhosabear: okay now we gotta compile all the videos where cameron says fuck
 CastleOtranto: I can probably do the Cam swears one
 Earthenone: great question
 Vinewood_OG: Data centers are now loot crates
 Veraphage: You're exactly right
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 TheWriterAleph: oh my fucking god.
 DeM0nFiRe: lol based
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 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 neisan2112:    
 Jennie_Fuchsia: hell yeah
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